So Do We Have to Talk About Whether Aliens Are Real, Or What?

Personally, I'm still a Hard No.

Or maybe that's too strong. Let's say I'm a Hard Nyah.

But little would surprise me at this point.



Posted by: Ace at 07:02 PM




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1 first?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 29, 2020 07:03 PM (PiwSw)

2 YAY!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 29, 2020 07:03 PM (PiwSw)

3 I believe it's entirely possible that there's alien life out there.

It's also possible that there's not.

Neither would surprise me.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 29, 2020 07:03 PM (GbPPJ)

4 Top five?

Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at July 29, 2020 07:03 PM (d9Irc)

5 *whistling* so....um, aliens.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 29, 2020 07:03 PM (PiwSw)

6 We're all gonna get abducted and anal probed now, aren't we?

Posted by: Bert G at July 29, 2020 07:04 PM (OMsf+)

7 We're all gonna get abducted and anal probed now, aren't we?
Posted by: Bert G at July 29, 2020 07:04 PM (OMsf

When?

Posted by: Shep! at July 29, 2020 07:04 PM (Izzlo)

8 Mars needs wimminz!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at July 29, 2020 07:05 PM (eTZoJ)

9 Has the SETI project turned up anything? Is that still a thing? They've been looking long enough...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 29, 2020 07:05 PM (PiwSw)

10 2020, man.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 29, 2020 07:05 PM (cI3Q7)

11 hola chamucas y chamucos y aliens

Posted by: Chico Escuela: Vidas Negras Cuentan at July 29, 2020 07:05 PM (/bKlZ)

12 No aliens here, unless you count Soros, Pelosi, Schumer, and Nadler as resident Aliens Pod People.

The reason is all life on Earth basically uses the same code for DNA / RNA ---> proteins.

So no past visits, unless we are all from alien DNA.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 29, 2020 07:05 PM (u82oZ)

13 Could Aliens be any worse than progressives?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 29, 2020 07:06 PM (YxRHs)

14 "We're all gonna get abducted and anal probed now, aren't we?"

Meh. Probably the Anal Probing, but that won't be perpetrated by aliens. That's gonna happen in liberal governments first.

Posted by: Gork at July 29, 2020 07:06 PM (VmQ66)

15 I think we've extracted all the information we can via anal probes, so don't expect to see much more of us.

Posted by: Aliens at July 29, 2020 07:06 PM (v16oJ)

16 The popular theory out there for quite a while has been...

Could aliens exist? Sure.
But... it's such a huge universe, we'd be as hard for them to find as they are for us to find.

So who knows, and we're extremely unlikely to find out before quite a few millennia if and what is truly out there.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2020 07:06 PM (L2ZTs)

17 LOL..Ya know the best way to hide a classified program? Hide it in plain site. If you think the Military and Gov aren't doing that, then I got this Bridge in Brooklyn for sale

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 29, 2020 07:06 PM (85Gof)

18 I wish TuCa would stop with this shit.

Although, given the way the world's going, I will welcome our alien overlords. They can't possibly be worse than Nadler and Pelosi.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. at July 29, 2020 07:06 PM (HabA/)

19 I don't know, orcs, lizard people, TrigglyPuff and such make it not so scary about extra-terrestrials.

Posted by: Carpe Manana at July 29, 2020 07:06 PM (iVYJf)

20 i added a tucker vid

Posted by: ace at July 29, 2020 07:06 PM (PbpT7)

21 BertG

You seem quite happy at the prospect. NTTATWWT.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 29, 2020 07:07 PM (u82oZ)

22 I sorely hope martians will invade us in the hopes that I will be the slave of some Amazonian Wonder Woman like master with green skjn and three bouncy whazzumbos .

Because I am if nothing else an intelligent and reasonably minded person with a mentally healthy view of reality.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Intensifying My Peaceful Love For Zooey Deschanel at July 29, 2020 07:07 PM (+dsLj)

23 I'm OK with it, so long as they don't come in peace.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 29, 2020 07:07 PM (LMs+g)

24 I doubt it given the difficulties of long range travel.

But I'm sure anything the government says about it should be disbelieved on general principle.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 29, 2020 07:07 PM (H5knJ)

25 If the aliens are really smart, they'll all dress up as Kelly LeBrock before anally probing the guys, and as George Clooney before doing the gals.

They won't even have to kidnap people, they'll have volunteers lining up.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2020 07:07 PM (L2ZTs)

26 how much for the bridge ? and do you deliver to the Midwest ?

Posted by: Chico Escuela: Vidas Negras Cuentan at July 29, 2020 07:07 PM (/bKlZ)

27 I already believe in extraterrestrials. They're angels.

And then there's the fact that it's 2020, man. I remember how weird 2016 seemed at the time. 2024 should be thoroughly lit.

Posted by: Catherine at July 29, 2020 07:07 PM (bIXxK)

28 Lou Elizondo sure seems to think there's something strange flying around in the skies. Last week's show even featured Harry Reid, who looked awful, btw.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 29, 2020 07:07 PM (y5I5y)

29 -
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So Do We Have to Talk About Whether Aliens Are Real, Or What?
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I'm going to assume you've never seen Rosa D'Lauro, Henry Waxman, or Adam Schiff.

Posted by: irright at July 29, 2020 07:07 PM (RVcmP)

30 The statistics say there are hundreds of thoysands of Earth-like planets in our galaxy.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 29, 2020 07:07 PM (JvZF+)

31 Aliens
Well, why not. We already have lizard people running around trying to take over everything, destroy America and turn children into good little commies?
Nothing surprises me.

Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at July 29, 2020 07:07 PM (d9Irc)

32 It's a Menu!! !

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 29, 2020 07:08 PM (85Gof)

33 I think the alien Rosetta Stone equivalent is gonna be a tough read!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at July 29, 2020 07:08 PM (eTZoJ)

34 I wish TuCa would stop with this shit.
Although, given the way the world's going, I will welcome our alien overlords. They can't possibly be worse than Nadler and Pelosi.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V.


Pelosi/Schumer: "we come to enslave you!"
Aliens: "we come to eat you!"

Tough choice...

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2020 07:08 PM (L2ZTs)

35 Aliens are real. No proof they have been here.The universe is 14.5 billions years old. Look at how far we have come in 100 years and what we could do in 1000 let alone 1bil years.

Posted by: ryukyu at July 29, 2020 07:08 PM (vKhgw)

36 Fauci is from the 9th Moon of Gofuckyourself VII.


So I'm a yeah.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 29, 2020 07:08 PM (luzVb)

37 Are aliens real? Yeah probably.

Did they visit the US in flying saucers we managed to shoot down with 1950s technology? LOL Hell no.

I'm guessing if there's alien life out there, it is either so alien we barely will recognize it as life, or so primitive its not flying around the universe in space ships. Or both.

Such as a lichen that's made entirely of silica-based life form and eats infrared energy. Not little green men.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 29, 2020 07:08 PM (KZzsI)

38 Isaac Asimov wrote an entire book on the probability. He went through every number in the Drake Equation.

Bottom line: Life is out there, but very, very remote from Earth. Space is big. Bigger than that.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 29, 2020 07:08 PM (u82oZ)

39 The Kanamits are coming!

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 29, 2020 07:09 PM (y5I5y)

40 I loved it when the anti-pope Francis chimed in with some nonsense about them. He assumed that they (they aliens) were fallen like us and were without Original Justice.

For the unchurched, Adam and Eve had Original Justice before they sinned.

Posted by: JAS at July 29, 2020 07:09 PM (2BZBZ)

41 What I never could understand is that if your an alien space traveler and you shoot millions of light years across the galaxy why would you hide out on the planet you came to visit?

You would land in a place like Times Square and plant a flag and yell out "We come in peace motherfuckers!".

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 29, 2020 07:09 PM (Z+IKu)

42 But 10% enjoy the anal probe.

Posted by: The Boys in the Hall at July 29, 2020 07:10 PM (2BZBZ)

43 I believe that it's likely there's alien life out there somewhere.

I believe that it's possible there's intelligent alien life out there somewhere.

I'm skeptical they've visited Earth.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 29, 2020 07:10 PM (ExV1e)

44 Not extraterrestrial but extra dimensional

Posted by: Shep! at July 29, 2020 07:10 PM (Izzlo)

45 I would not be surprised to find out most of the Democrat Party Leaders are actually Lizard People.

Not. Surprised. At. All.

Posted by: rd at July 29, 2020 07:10 PM (+0uDE)

46 The book is Extraterrestrial Civilizations by Isaac Asimov (1979)

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 29, 2020 07:10 PM (u82oZ)

47 Look at how far we have come in 100 years and what we could do in 1000 let alone 1bil years.

Humans have been building civilization for at least 5000 years, and only in the last 200 have we really gotten anywhere with it. Why? Because we've been in an ahistorical period of climatic stability and comfort, combined with a shocking lack of truly heinous plagues and diseases.

This kind of development could have happened 50 times before in the past, but did not because every time we started to get somewhere, something awful came along to obliterate it.

The odds of that happening again far, far, far outnumber the odds of us continuing on this path.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 29, 2020 07:11 PM (KZzsI)

48 I don't even believe that there is intelligent life here on Earth.

Posted by: Chico Escuela: Vidas Negras Cuentan at July 29, 2020 07:11 PM (/bKlZ)

49 Just make sure you have your dish towel over your shoulder to be safe.

Posted by: Catherine at July 29, 2020 07:11 PM (bIXxK)

50 Spock no. Just friends want to be. No. Consent I do not. Stop. Kidding I not.

Posted by: The Horta at July 29, 2020 07:11 PM (PiwSw)

51 As my brother once said, They can cross a hundred thousand light years but can't ring the door bell?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 29, 2020 07:11 PM (yQpMk)

52 I'm skeptical they've visited Earth.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 29, 2020 07:10 PM (ExV1e)

Unless they are giving away deep discount trips to earth this year? LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 29, 2020 07:11 PM (85Gof)

53 HCQ doesn't work against aliens.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 29, 2020 07:12 PM (ja/kn)

54 Space is big. Bigger than that.

No, Bigger. Even bigger than you are thinking.

The vast distances are so enormous that they are basically abstract beyond our ability to relate to them, even to the nearest what scientists speculate is another planet.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 29, 2020 07:12 PM (KZzsI)

55 45
I would not be surprised to find out most of the Democrat Party Leaders are actually Lizard People.



Not. Surprised. At. All.


Lizard people who enjoy anal probing.

Posted by: Aliens at July 29, 2020 07:12 PM (v16oJ)

56 Can we talk about Sasquatch yet?

Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2020 07:12 PM (XTyi0)

57 I don't doubt our universe holds life on other planets, some of them nearly certainly intelligent. I do doubt any of these various species crossed oceans of time and space to conveniently crash land in top secret aeronautical testing facilities or anally probe random farmers and lumberjacks.

Guy says, 'They're figuring out how to communicate with us."

Really? A human child can speak rudimentary sentences at two years old. Communication would not be that difficult.

Posted by: troyriser at July 29, 2020 07:12 PM (pr6Sg)

58 Put me down as a "Yeah, we're being visited." Why wouldn't we be? It's a nice, quiet neighborhood and Earth is mostly harmless.

Posted by: I Have Questions at July 29, 2020 07:12 PM (+v+zN)

59 >>>I doubt it given the difficulties of long range travel.



Difficult for us, who only started flying 117 years ago.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 29, 2020 07:12 PM (HmZuC)

60 The vast distances are so enormous that they are basically abstract beyond our ability to relate to them, even to the nearest what scientists speculate is another planet.


Unless the speed of light is not constant.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 29, 2020 07:13 PM (yQpMk)

61 My personal view is we are just to far out on the edge of the galaxy for anyone else to find us if they even wanted to.

Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2020 07:13 PM (6f16T)

62 Open the pod bay door, ace.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 29, 2020 07:13 PM (ja/kn)

63 Any alien that would do anything more than laugh at us can't be that intelligent.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at July 29, 2020 07:13 PM (nu45M)

64 Unidentified Flying Bigfoot? Yeah, it's out there. Right behind Nessie in its flying car.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 29, 2020 07:13 PM (HhXSr)

65 Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 29, 2020 07:05 PM (u82oZ)

So you are saying Earth Girls Aren't Easy?

Posted by: tbodie at July 29, 2020 07:13 PM (A5B6s)

66 52
I'm skeptical they've visited Earth.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 29, 2020 07:10 PM (ExV1e)



Unless they are giving away deep discount trips to earth this year? LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup



So you're saying they're the extraterrestrial version of a Nation Review cruise? Then they can go the f*** home.

Posted by: pep at July 29, 2020 07:13 PM (v16oJ)

67 I do doubt any of these various species crossed oceans of time and space to conveniently crash land in top secret aeronautical testing facilities or anally probe random farmers and lumberjacks.

Yeah they only manage to screw up or capture hicks and hillbillies whose voice sounds like humans when we giggle and their spaceship looks a lot like Bubba's barn.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 29, 2020 07:13 PM (KZzsI)

68 What I never could understand is that if your an alien space traveler and you shoot millions of light years across the galaxy why would you hide out on the planet you came to visit?

Hello...Prime Directive.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 29, 2020 07:14 PM (ExV1e)

69 530,000 stars with civilizations is Asimov's max prediction. Out of 300 billion stars.

0.0001767 % of the stars have a civilization. Just a SWAG.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 29, 2020 07:14 PM (u82oZ)

70 What I never could understand is that if your an alien space traveler and you shoot millions of light years across the galaxy why would you hide out on the planet you came to visit?
You would land in a place like Times Square and plant a flag and yell out "We come in peace motherfuckers!".
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 29, 2020 07:09 PM (Z+IKu)


I think any species that had the ability to fly through space for millennia to get here, would also be smart enough to take one quick look, and and say "Saddle up, boys, this ain't the place for us!"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at July 29, 2020 07:14 PM (eTZoJ)

71 What if there is some other explanation? Cross dimensional interference? Two universes crossing over each other in fourth dimensional space?

Posted by: Max Power at July 29, 2020 07:14 PM (q177U)

72 Unless the speed of light is not constant.

Yeah there is something to that. We're basing all of our theories and guesses on something we barely know the tiniest portion of.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 29, 2020 07:14 PM (KZzsI)

73 Old joke but I'll post it again...

National Review Cruises has really had to cut back this year. In 2020 they're navigating the Salton Sea.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2020 07:14 PM (L2ZTs)

74 commander fravor does not know what the hell he observed off the coast of san diego.

dude is a credible witness; said he observed the 'tic tac' go from 80k ft to hovering over the water in a matter of seconds; also said it was actively jamming his sensors. there is video and radar telemetry data to support this.

senators have been briefed on 'off world craft' per the NYT (spits).

somethin is goin on



Posted by: Luigi'sIndexFinger at July 29, 2020 07:14 PM (3zin8)

75 I'm cryptid and alien agnostic but I find programs about them interesting. Odd I know.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 29, 2020 07:14 PM (jwprJ)

76 I personally think that encounters with so called aliens or Bigfoot or other paranormal phenomena are really demonic manifestations.

Posted by: Josephistan at July 29, 2020 07:15 PM (Izzlo)

77 What if we are the first civilization?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 29, 2020 07:15 PM (yQpMk)

78 tbodie

They may be, if you have a lot of money or can compress coal into diamonds, without crashing DeBeers.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 29, 2020 07:15 PM (u82oZ)

79 Of course there are aliens
look at them trying to climb the wall.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 29, 2020 07:15 PM (lfmil)

80 Those "alien UFOs" are just aircraft from the Hollow Earth. So, endoterrestrials.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 29, 2020 07:15 PM (Dc2NZ)

81 Maybe Earth is the interstellar version of North Dakota.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 29, 2020 07:15 PM (HmZuC)

82 Of course there is alien life out there ... I think the great filter explains why we haven't been visited; nor will ever visit them.

Posted by: lorien1973 at July 29, 2020 07:15 PM (SpKeo)

83 Anyone see the movie Cosmos on Amazon? Pretty good flick in the age of woke shit.

I mean the whole movie takes place in the back of a Volvo and they still made it interesting.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Intensifying My Peaceful Love For Zooey Deschanel at July 29, 2020 07:15 PM (+dsLj)

84 If aliens exist it's incredibly likely the human race will never know.

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2020 07:16 PM (uEbPt)

85 There is probably life, multicellular organized life, elsewhere in the universe. There is probably life in our galaxy. But intelligent beings who have visited earth? No.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 29, 2020 07:16 PM (dNzKv)

86 I'd like Pelosi to meet a facehugger up close and personal.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 29, 2020 07:16 PM (iydjf)

87 What if we are the first civilization?

That really is not so impossible to imagine. Assuming other intelligent self aware species are out there, ONE of them had to be first, and there's no compelling reason to believe that we could not be.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 29, 2020 07:16 PM (KZzsI)

88 Come on...James Carville is a Grey.

Posted by: Orson at July 29, 2020 07:16 PM (SWfqM)

89 I think this may be the left's next gambit--an alien attack. They're running out of tricks to pull out of the hat.

Posted by: artemis at July 29, 2020 07:17 PM (AwPyG)

90 Space is big. Bigger than that.

No, Bigger. Even bigger than you are thinking.

The vast distances are so enormous that they are basically abstract beyond our ability to relate to them, even to the nearest what scientists speculate is another planet.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 29, 2020 07:12 PM (KZzsI)

The radius of the observable universe is about 47 billion light years. A light year is about 6 trillion miles.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 29, 2020 07:17 PM (2DOZq)

91 The reason they don't talk to us is because We're Made of Meat. And who the hell wants to talk to meat? Nobody.

Posted by: I Have Questions at July 29, 2020 07:17 PM (+v+zN)

92 there are aliens and they are just as dumb as us.

Posted by: freaked at July 29, 2020 07:17 PM (Tnijr)

93 On alpha centauri value-rite is top shelf baby!

Posted by: Pliney at July 29, 2020 07:17 PM (nzKWW)

94 The U.S. Mars probe has a mounted laser cannon and a helicopter gunship.

Damn right there's aliens.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 29, 2020 07:17 PM (luzVb)

95 Grump928(C)

We get good Science Fiction. Asimov's Foundation Trilogy is set that way, as are others.

Then you have David Brin's Uplift Series. We are latecomers in a very dangerous universe, and are unloved by the other civilizations.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 29, 2020 07:17 PM (u82oZ)

96 OK, I've waited long enough to reveal a secret about me.

Posted by: Greta Thunberg at July 29, 2020 07:17 PM (PiwSw)

97 Why did They Live completely fall out of the box office after spending its first two weeks at #1?

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at July 29, 2020 07:17 PM (nu45M)

98 We will look like aliens thanks to Fauxi.

He wants us to wear goggles now. Teachers should wear masks, gloves, goggles and some sort of protective gowns.

He has lost his freaking mind!

Posted by: four seasons at July 29, 2020 07:17 PM (PisyI)

99 84 If aliens exist it's incredibly likely the human race will never know.

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2020 07:16 PM (uEbPt)


Yeah, if they can transit from wherever to here
Why in the world would they want to interact with us?

Posted by: Braenyard at July 29, 2020 07:17 PM (lfmil)

100 Oh, Lord, if I'm abducted,
don't let it be the Grays,
Them little gray guys with the big black eyes
from a galaxy far away.
I never used to believe them
Ok, maybe not too much, but
They'll truss you up like a Christmas turkey
and you won't like where they touch!

Posted by: attilla with trousers at July 29, 2020 07:17 PM (w7KSn)

101 Fake and Gayyyliens. Literally a Gaylein OP to capitalize on the chaos and fear turning Christians away from their religion.

Posted by: Alicia Vikander scissoring Lili Simmons at July 29, 2020 07:17 PM (vamgx)

102 What if we are the first civilization?

NO.. Sponge was first .

Posted by: Chico Escuela: Vidas Negras Cuentan at July 29, 2020 07:17 PM (/bKlZ)

103 -
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So you are saying Earth Girls Aren't Easy?

Posted by: tbodie at July 29, 2020 07:13 PM
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That's not what our scout Beel Kaahsbee says.

Posted by: Aliens from the planet Rohypnol at July 29, 2020 07:17 PM (RVcmP)

104 Damn aliens will probably impose Martial law

Posted by: Muldoon at July 29, 2020 07:18 PM (Fc5rx)

105 Aliens? No. Lizard people who built a tunnel from DIA to Cheyenne Mountain for the Illuminati? Yes.

Posted by: Mookie at July 29, 2020 07:18 PM (3vIkC)

106 I knew aliens would make it into the 2020 shit-show at some point.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at July 29, 2020 07:18 PM (F6tBH)

107 Maybe aliens are assholes, you ever think of that?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 29, 2020 07:18 PM (oVJmc)

108 I wouldn't be surprised to learn that Mark Zuckerberg is an alien.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 29, 2020 07:18 PM (oDRcK)

109 86 I'd like Pelosi to meet a facehugger up close and personal.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 29, 2020 07:16 PM (iydjf)

F you. No F'ing way! You disgust me!

Posted by: facehugger at July 29, 2020 07:18 PM (BRkq2)

110 You know if they are coming here there is anal probing going on.

Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2020 07:18 PM (6f16T)

111 In before the Uranus jokes...

Posted by: Muldoon at July 29, 2020 07:18 PM (Fc5rx)

112 I think this may be the left's next gambit--an alien attack. They're running out of tricks to pull out of the hat.

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They want to know where to send the aliens' mail-in ballots.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 29, 2020 07:18 PM (y5I5y)

113 >>>I'd like Pelosi to meet a facehugger up close and personal.


Uh no thanks. Our eggs don't react well to Botox and evil.

Posted by: Facehugger #546639 at July 29, 2020 07:18 PM (HmZuC)

114 We've been visited.


The proof of that is that they haven't returned.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 29, 2020 07:18 PM (HaL55)

115 85
There is probably life, multicellular organized life, elsewhere in the
universe. There is probably life in our galaxy. But intelligent beings
who have visited earth? No.


where else you gonna go to get your premium grade-a cattle rectum?

Posted by: Anachronda at July 29, 2020 07:19 PM (sGtp+)

116 Someone has to be Sponge!

Posted by: andycanuck at July 29, 2020 07:19 PM (an7Mv)

117 Notice how Gayliens are now real and we totally have their tech, Guys!
But Bigfoot isn't real and zero disclosure on the Bigfoot question.
Bigfoot>Aliens

Posted by: Alicia Vikander scissoring Lili Simmons at July 29, 2020 07:19 PM (vamgx)

118 While I'm a solid agnostic as to whether or not there is alien life out there somewhere in the Universe, what I'm dubious about is this:

That the alien life is any any way comparable to human life in technological development, size, and metal powers.

The odds of an aliens being approximately human-sized (or even mouse-sized or elephant-sized) seem exceedingly unlikely. The aliens might be the size of an amoeba, or the size of a galaxy. Or anything in hetween. Maybe they're quantum-sized. Who knows?

Also, what ae the odds that they're about as smart and devleoped as us? This is but a brief moment in life's history. The aliens might be as wise and smart as gods, or as primitive as a bacterium. Or anything in between. "Almost human-like_ is seemingly the LEAST likely possibility.

So: if there is life, I'd bet it is retarded amoebas, or god-like supra-beings. But not "little green men."

Posted by: zombie at July 29, 2020 07:19 PM (HEEq1)

119 In the 40's, 50's and 60's only governments had the money to create technology that would result in unusual flying objects. In fact, we had functioning UAVs in the 50's.
But now private parties have the funds to create their own R&D efforts and given the rapid development of stuff like quad copters, anything is possible. There is likely all kinds of flying objects that are unmanned and capable of outstanding things.

So. No.
No space-based shit.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 29, 2020 07:19 PM (axyOa)

120 The aliens don't communicate by any type of radio frequency then because we haven't picked up anything to indicate something is out there .

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 29, 2020 07:19 PM (2DOZq)

121 Teachers should wear masks, gloves, goggles and some sort of protective gowns.

Which will, in no way, permanently scar young children.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 29, 2020 07:19 PM (ExV1e)

122 Maybe aliens are assholes, you ever think of that?

That was one of the things about Independence Day I liked: the aliens were not misunderstood. They were not someone you could negotiate with. They were not confused or mistaken. They were unrelentingly evil monsters.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 29, 2020 07:19 PM (KZzsI)

123
We will look like aliens thanks to Fauxi.

He wants us to wear goggles now. Teachers should wear masks, gloves, goggles and some sort of protective gowns.

He has lost his freaking mind!

Posted by: four seasons


We'll all look like Claude Rains in The Invisible Man.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 29, 2020 07:19 PM (aKsyK)

124 Time to bust out the Fermi paradox.

Posted by: Max Power at July 29, 2020 07:19 PM (q177U)

125 I'd like Pelosi to meet a facehugger up close and personal.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy


Judging by Nancy's looks these days, she already has. Multiple times.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2020 07:19 PM (L2ZTs)

126 Speaking of aliens and space and stuff, I'm rewatching "Star Wars: Attack of the Clones", which of the execrable prequel trilogy I rated as "least awful". Well, it's worse than I remember. Poor Hayden Christensen is just a plank of wood in this.

It does have the arena fight scene, so there's that.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 29, 2020 07:19 PM (Dc2NZ)

127 The radius of the observable universe is about 47 billion light years. A light year is about 6 trillion miles.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 29, 2020 07:17 PM (2DOZq)


Hmmm, "All things seen and unseen?"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at July 29, 2020 07:19 PM (eTZoJ)

128 Posted by: artemis at July 29, 2020 07:17 PM (AwPyG)

Are the aliens going to be supportive of Trump or Biden?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 29, 2020 07:19 PM (oDRcK)

129 I welcome our new overlords.

Posted by: BluesFish at July 29, 2020 07:19 PM (WQZ1O)

130 No, Bigger. Even bigger than you are thinking.

*************

One might even say bigly.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Intensifying My Peaceful Love For Zooey Deschanel at July 29, 2020 07:20 PM (+dsLj)

131 Space is big
Space is dark
It's tough to find
A place to park


BURMA SHAVE!!!

Posted by: I Have Questions at July 29, 2020 07:20 PM (+v+zN)

132 So you're saying Ancient Aliens is NOT on the up and up?? Well they're more truthful than what passes for journalism these days. They do more fact checking.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 29, 2020 07:20 PM (gtKPW)

133 114
We've been visited.

The proof of that is that they haven't returned.


It's unfortunate that the first human they met was Jerry Nadler.

Posted by: pep at July 29, 2020 07:20 PM (v16oJ)

134 In before the Uranus jokes...

"Too late"
--Alien Otters

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 29, 2020 07:20 PM (KZzsI)

135 I read a short story once where after the human race expanded all the way around the galactic core we finally met up with an alien race. But when they compared DNA they realized that while our civilization was expanding one way around the galaxy, humans were also going the other way around.

They were us. We were truly alone.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 29, 2020 07:20 PM (yQpMk)

136 #TADKT

Just sayin'.

Posted by: ibguy at July 29, 2020 07:21 PM (1IRbd)

137 He wants us to wear goggles now. Teachers should wear masks, gloves, goggles and some sort of protective gowns.

*********

The cheese has finally slid off the cracker.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Intensifying My Peaceful Love For Zooey Deschanel at July 29, 2020 07:21 PM (+dsLj)

138 I wish TuCa would stop with this shit.

---

It's probably worth curiosity.

It's also probably worth noting that the big reveal has been coordinated by the NYT and some deep staters on the History channel's "Unidentified", and they have not been shy with the point that we need globally minded Democrats to deal with this global threat, and you can't trust Republicans, particularly the Orange Man, because they let their religion get in the way and assume all this UFO phenomena is demonic.

Which makes a strong case to me that it's demonic.

Posted by: Methos at July 29, 2020 07:21 PM (kOpft)

139 7 The radius of the observable universe is about 47 billion


Really? It doesn't look an inch over 46 billion.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 29, 2020 07:21 PM (dNzKv)

140 You guys clearly have not seen Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. it was practically a documentary.

Posted by: artemis at July 29, 2020 07:21 PM (AwPyG)

141 Aliens are blue and live on a lush green planet,

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 29, 2020 07:21 PM (2DOZq)

142 What are the odds Aliens are bipedal with two forward-facing eyes, two nostrils, a mouth leading to both respiratory organs and alimentary tract, opposable thumbs and a navel?

Posted by: Muldoon at July 29, 2020 07:21 PM (Fc5rx)

143 Hopefully the invaders like grass-fed vegans, and not carnivores. Tell them the tasty ones are all wearing tie-dyed shirts.

Posted by: PabloD, cargo specialist for Aero Pinochet at July 29, 2020 07:21 PM (F1m5e)

144 You seem quite happy at the prospect. NTTATWWT.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 29, 2020 07:07 PM


Not at all. Unless it results in me getting to fly an F/A-18. Then I might consider it.

Posted by: Bert G at July 29, 2020 07:21 PM (OMsf+)

145 Guys, The Gayliens created us as slaves to mine gold so they could use that gold repair their atmosphere dozens of light years away!

Posted by: Alicia Vikander scissoring Lili Simmons at July 29, 2020 07:21 PM (vamgx)

146 That was one of the things about Independence Day I liked: the aliens were not misunderstood. They were not someone you could negotiate with. They were not confused or mistaken. They were unrelentingly evil monsters.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 29, 2020 07:19 PM (KZzsI)


And they strangled Data.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 29, 2020 07:21 PM (PiwSw)

147 Here's a scary thought...what if nadler is the only native human and the rest of us are all alliens?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 29, 2020 07:22 PM (85Gof)

148 Remembering Ghostbusters 2 and Bill Murray's interview with the woman who claimed having an alien encounter.

Posted by: OCBill at July 29, 2020 07:22 PM (Ij9pi)

149 A mirror earth is mathematically more probable than no aliens.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 29, 2020 07:22 PM (lfmil)

150 That was one of the things about Independence Day I liked: the aliens were not misunderstood. They were not someone you could negotiate with. They were not confused or mistaken. They were unrelentingly evil monsters.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 29, 2020 07:19 PM (KZzsI)


They were democrats?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 29, 2020 07:22 PM (85Gof)

151 They want to know where to send the aliens' mail-in ballots.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 29, 2020 07:18 PM (y5I5y)


You have my vote for thread winner!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at July 29, 2020 07:22 PM (eTZoJ)

152 Space is big. Bigger than that.



No, Bigger. Even bigger than you are thinking.



The vast distances are so enormous that they are basically abstract
beyond our ability to relate to them, even to the nearest what
scientists speculate is another planet.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 29, 2020 07:12 PM (KZzsI)



The radius of the observable universe is about 47 billion light years. A light year is about 6 trillion miles.


What's even cooler: pick a fixed point in space.
We just passed it at nearly 9 million miles per hour according to real scientists who use that mathy type stuff.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 29, 2020 07:22 PM (HaL55)

153 Aliens, I don't know about.


UFOs however...

I have seen things that can't be accounted for with known technologies.

The other passenger in my truck agreed that we didn't ever need to talk about what we saw.

It was enough that we both agreed that it actually did happen.

Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2020 07:23 PM (j9V6d)

154 and a navel?
Posted by: Muldoon at July 29, 2020 07:21 PM (Fc5rx)

Innie ? or Outtie ?

Posted by: Chico Escuela: Vidas Negras Cuentan at July 29, 2020 07:23 PM (/bKlZ)

155 "We offered you paradise. You would have experienced emotions a hundred times greater than what you call love. And a thousand times greater than what you call fun. You would have been treated like gods and lived forever in beauty. But, now, because of your distrustful nature, that can never be."

Posted by: Kodos at July 29, 2020 07:23 PM (yQpMk)

156 I for one, welcome our Ancient Alien stonecutter overlords.

Posted by: wth at July 29, 2020 07:23 PM (v0R5T)

157 OMG, is Reynolds going on about aliens, again?

Posted by: Paco at July 29, 2020 07:23 PM (hOjCo)

158 I think giant sandworms are more likely to make an appearance than aliens.
They can attack Portland.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 29, 2020 07:23 PM (jwprJ)

159 Are the aliens going to be supportive of Trump or Biden?


**********

Alien Invasion Force Poll:

Biden: 47 billion
Trump: 1


Oops, scratch that, he just got vaporized.

Trump: 0

Posted by: Muldoon at July 29, 2020 07:23 PM (Fc5rx)

160 Fuckers could cut some stone.

Posted by: wth at July 29, 2020 07:24 PM (v0R5T)

161 Laugha whila you canna. monkey boy.

Posted by: Dr. Lizardus at July 29, 2020 07:24 PM (2BZBZ)

162 The odds of an aliens being approximately human-sized (or even
mouse-sized or elephant-sized) seem exceedingly unlikely. The aliens
might be the size of an amoeba, or the size of a galaxy. Or anything in
hetween. Maybe they're quantum-sized. Who knows?



Disagree a bit on that. There are some physical processes that are likely, regardless of form, and they have values in a fairly narrow range. Insects, for example, can grow only so large because they "breathe" through holes in their exoskeletons, and oxygen has a diffusion rate.

Posted by: pep at July 29, 2020 07:24 PM (v16oJ)

163 37
I'm guessing if there's alien life out there, it is either so alien
we barely will recognize it as life, or so primitive its not flying
around the universe in space ships. Or both.


my money's on cockroaches. they'll survive anything. i'm pretty sure they engineered humans to take them to stars. heck, there's already been cockroaches in space (occupants of the bigelow aerospace inflatable space hotel experiment).

Posted by: Anachronda at July 29, 2020 07:24 PM (sGtp+)

164 Have you noticed the left shriek the same way the pod people did in the Body Snatchers?

Posted by: Two Weeks From Intensifying My Peaceful Love For Zooey Deschanel at July 29, 2020 07:24 PM (+dsLj)

165 I knew one of the fishermen, rest his soul, who was abducted from the Pascagoula River and .. err .. probed.

He didn't like to talk about it.

Posted by: Kodos at July 29, 2020 07:24 PM (yQpMk)

166 The radius of the observable universe is about 47 billion

Really? It doesn't look an inch over 46 billion.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 29, 2020 07:21 PM (dNzKv)


But you STILL have to tell it it doesn't look fat in those jeans. :-/

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2020 07:24 PM (L2ZTs)

167 I believe that in a universe as large as ours, the likelihood of us (humans, animals, plant life) being the only life forms is very low.

Clearly, the universe meets conditions that can give rise to Life. We are evidence of that.

Whether or not we have hard evidence (given our current mastery of technology) that extra-terrestrial life exists is not clear to me.

Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 29, 2020 07:24 PM (iTXRQ)

168 I want Elon to ask State Dept if.he needs an export license for the rail guns on his Mars spaceship

Posted by: Jean at July 29, 2020 07:24 PM (AsrD2)

169 dammit

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 29, 2020 07:25 PM (yQpMk)

170 Recommend the book "Alien Intrusion" by Gary Bates. Good review of many alien "encounters" and solid arguments against the existence of aliens from a scientific and Christian perspective.

Posted by: Murph at July 29, 2020 07:25 PM (IdTv2)

171 I've got to believe in hot green chicks. I have to.

Posted by: wth at July 29, 2020 07:25 PM (v0R5T)

172 If you shined a flashlight at the Horsehead Nebula, the light would take 1500 years to get there.
It's very hard to comprehend how big the galaxy is. The sun is 1.3 million times larger than the earth, which only shows how dumb the "humans cause global warming" gambit is. (Not to mention the earth's surface is 3/4 water. And also not to mention that everyone could live in Alaska.)

Posted by: artemis at July 29, 2020 07:26 PM (AwPyG)

173 Have you noticed the left shriek the same way the pod people did in the Body Snatchers?
Posted by: Two Weeks From Intensifying My Peaceful Love For Zooey Deschanel at July 29, 2020 07:24 PM (+dsLj)

Wow. THAT I am gong to steal

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 29, 2020 07:26 PM (85Gof)

174 20 minutes after an alien invasion:

"Democrats side with alien invaders, demand Earth be destroyed"

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2020 07:26 PM (L2ZTs)

175 Has nobody watched the documentary They Live! ?? It will open you eyes, man. Never trust a red head with beautiful yet creepy blue eyes. They'll sell you out to our Alien Overlords everytime.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 29, 2020 07:26 PM (gtKPW)

176 Insects, for example, can grow only so large because they "breathe" through holes in their exoskeletons, and oxygen has a diffusion rate.

Sure, but that assumes a certain kind of earth-normal carbon based biology, and an alien? Who knows what it might be. It could be a self-aware collection of photons.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 29, 2020 07:26 PM (KZzsI)

177 Are we all going to have to rock the Centauri hairdo now like the guy from Ancient Aliens?

Posted by: Eisenhorn at July 29, 2020 07:26 PM (F6tBH)

178 Did we learn nothing from Klaatu?

Posted by: Weasel at July 29, 2020 07:26 PM (MVjcR)

179 they've come all this way to tell us to wear a mask and that mail-in voting is the way to go, conveniently enough

Posted by: brak at July 29, 2020 07:26 PM (cG+eD)

180 But what about all the other universes? The multiverse?

Posted by: JAS at July 29, 2020 07:26 PM (2BZBZ)

181 One possible paradox: in order to be a truly space faring race an alien civilization would have to pass through a technological level that would inevitably unleash a technological event that was not survivable.

Hence, no alien civilizations exist beyond a technological event horizon.

Posted by: Max Power at July 29, 2020 07:26 PM (q177U)

182 I'd like Pelosi to meet a facehugger up close and personal.

Facehugger: "Umm, which end am I supposed to latch on to? I can't tell with this one."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 29, 2020 07:26 PM (HaL55)

183 Dune has no intelligent alien life

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 29, 2020 07:26 PM (jwprJ)

184 Disagree a bit on that. There are some physical processes that are likely, regardless of form, and they have values in a fairly narrow range. Insects, for example, can grow only so large because they "breathe" through holes in their exoskeletons, and oxygen has a diffusion rate.
Posted by: pep at July 29, 2020 07:24 PM (v16oJ)

J.B.S. Haldane addressed this issue in his essay "On Being the Right Size"

http://www.phys.ufl.edu/courses/phy3221/spring10/HaldaneRightSize.pdf

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 29, 2020 07:26 PM (PiwSw)

185 Space is big, really mind numbing big. Your wildest imagination can't comprehend how big space really is.

Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2020 07:27 PM (6f16T)

186
He wants us to wear goggles now. Teachers should wear masks, gloves, goggles and some sort of protective gowns.


It's not that big of a deal. Just suck it up.
At least the Leftists will leave you alone.


Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 29, 2020 07:27 PM (luzVb)

187 183 Dune has no intelligent alien life
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 29, 2020 07:26 PM (jwprJ)


Hey Hey Hey!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 29, 2020 07:27 PM (PiwSw)

188 Good luck finding the green-eyed chinese girl.

Posted by: JAS at July 29, 2020 07:27 PM (2BZBZ)

189 170
Recommend the book "Alien Intrusion" by Gary Bates.


Dress it up in all the euphemisms you want. It's still anal probing.

Posted by: pep at July 29, 2020 07:27 PM (v16oJ)

190 What a great way to keep secret projects under wrap; call them UFOs. Hype it up. That is what the military did at Roswell in the1950s.

IF there were aliens, which there are not, why do they not broadcast to the entire planet.

Rather like Bigfoot. They only seem to contact Bubba Joe Bob Bills with poor cameras. Why not walk into a Starbucks.

Posted by: PDT at July 29, 2020 07:27 PM (QMwOT)

191 How would anyone have enough information about the universe to make an argument against the possibility of alien life?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 29, 2020 07:28 PM (Dc2NZ)

192 If aliens are advanced enough to do interstellar travel, they would also be advanced enough to know the rational decision is to avoid contact with us.

And what zombie said.

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2020 07:28 PM (uEbPt)

193
Damn, I missed the Tribune thread. Just my 2 cents,
the paper has been going down hill for years since it starting heading
hard left. The only 2 conservatives (at least vocal ones) left are Kass
and Kristen McQueary (who covers Illinois politics). They both have
guested hosted on AM 560 in Chicago. The Trib's subscriptions are down
and they'll lose more people because of what they did to Kass and it
serves them right. And WGN which was affiliated with the Tribune went
hard left too. Hopefully they both go out of business

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 29, 2020 07:28 PM (JaevI)

194 If aliens have been spotted in the skies for at least 50 or 60 years, documented accounts from supposed respected people, why are they just flying around in the skies for decades? Are they coming down or what? Why waste all that fuel coming a trillion miles just to fly around our skies? That's not to say I don't believe there is a chance we're "not alone," but come on...introduce yourselves.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 29, 2020 07:28 PM (y5I5y)

195 They were unrelentingly evil monsters.

From our perspective. Not from theirs.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 29, 2020 07:28 PM (ExV1e)

196 I don't think aliens are anywhere close though or else we would be picking up their radio and tv channels.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 29, 2020 07:28 PM (luzVb)

197 Facehugger: "Umm, which end [of Nancy Pelosi] am I supposed to latch on to? I can't tell with this one."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel


Facehugger's boss: "The face you idiot! The face!"

Facehugger: "No way. That thing is fugly!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2020 07:28 PM (L2ZTs)

198 I like Harry Turtledove's short story where 2030 Earth is invaded by Aliens armed with muskets.

We missed an obvious turning point to starships. And now we know how to do it, with much better technology than is out in the stars.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 29, 2020 07:28 PM (u82oZ)

199 Did we learn nothing from Klaatu?
Posted by: Weasel at July 29, 2020 07:26 PM

Think Klaatu nailed Helen or maybe Gort got know her biblically?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 29, 2020 07:28 PM (85Gof)

200 I met some aliens during the Obama administration.
They said: "Take me to your leader."
I replied: "Try the golf course."

Posted by: wth at July 29, 2020 07:28 PM (v0R5T)

201 Of course aliens are real.

Duh.

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at July 29, 2020 07:29 PM (TdMsT)

202 I forget the tv show but the Aliens came to earth and said they were so disappointed in us after creating us years ago and they were going to destroy the human race.

So all the world leaders made peace and told the aliens, "See we're ok! We all made peace!".

The Aliens then said "No, we made you to be the ultimate weapons of war and you failed miserably".

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 29, 2020 07:29 PM (Z+IKu)

203 Netflix' reboot of the classic Robert Stack show Unsolved Mysteries is far less show biz than the original featuring hour long investigations of unusual suspected crimes as opposed to three or four stories in an hour on the original usually one of which was Bigfoot, ghosts, lake monsters or aliens. I was disappointed, therefore, to find that one episode was devoted to a series of alien abductions in 1969.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 29, 2020 07:30 PM (+y/Ru)

204 Current science has concluded that the conditions that exist here on earth that allowed for life, and then intelligent life, to evolve are exceedingly rare and statistically unlikely to repeat very often. So many chance events happened to pan out just the right way, events that have astronimical odds of happening in just such a way as to enable us to have evolved. The probability of this happening often or even again at all is staggeringly low. Its the scientific equivalent of winning powerball dozens of times in a row. We are either the product of mind boggling good fortune or intelligent design.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at July 29, 2020 07:30 PM (Dc5Qe)

205 Hairyback, LOL.

"Go ahead and vaporize us then! It's impossible to please you guys!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2020 07:30 PM (L2ZTs)

206 185 Space is big, really mind numbing big. Your wildest imagination can't comprehend how big space really is.
=================

I like that pic taken from voyager with Saturn in the foreground and earth just a little spec of light far far off in the distance behind...

And thnats just our solar system.

Posted by: Pliney at July 29, 2020 07:30 PM (nzKWW)

207 Also remember Gort was the Po-lice! Who is going to man-up and defund Gort?

Posted by: Weasel at July 29, 2020 07:31 PM (MVjcR)

208 Oh no! It seems like yet another leftist grift is causing a rift! The "Wall of Moms"™ is getting voted off of the island!

https://archive.is/E0LQz

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at July 29, 2020 07:31 PM (L106N)

209 Can we have autobots?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 29, 2020 07:31 PM (bDqIh)

210 The radius of the observable universe is about 47 billion light years. A light year is about 6 trillion miles.

The Pioneer spacecraft are not yet in inter-stellar space. In fact, I don't believe they've even reached the Oort cloud yet.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 29, 2020 07:31 PM (ExV1e)

211 Rather like Bigfoot. They only seem to contact Bubba Joe Bob Bills with poor cameras. Why not walk into a Starbucks.

Or to put it another way, why would a secretive, high-tech civilization only be caught on film by dumb hicks and crappy accidental cameras, and not the finest high tech searching efforts in the world?

Oate Greely with his 1983 videocamera can get footage, but not someone with a modern cell phone on HD video.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 29, 2020 07:31 PM (KZzsI)

212 I don't think aliens are anywhere close though or else we would be picking up their radio and tv channels.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 29, 2020 07:28 PM (luzVb)
........

90 Light Year Fiance.

Posted by: wth at July 29, 2020 07:31 PM (v0R5T)

213 I will say that the Aliens programs have a point, when they talk about the stone foundations that have been excavated, carved and cut at a time before there were tools that were able to cut or chip through stone. That's a puzzler.

Posted by: artemis at July 29, 2020 07:31 PM (AwPyG)

214 178
Did we learn nothing from Klaatu?

well, we learned that no one is a beard to klaat.

klaatu barada nikto.

Posted by: Anachronda at July 29, 2020 07:31 PM (sGtp+)

215 I've got to believe in hot green chicks. I have to.
Posted by: wth at July 29, 2020 07:25 PM


With 50% more boobage. It's the Moron Way!

Posted by: Lycia Naff at July 29, 2020 07:31 PM (DMUuz)

216 I used to turn on the radio late at night...Art Bell had all the real news about aliens.

Posted by: Colin at July 29, 2020 07:31 PM (prSfl)

217 They Live was a documentary.

#changemymind

Posted by: Two Weeks From Reclaiming My Time With Zooey Deschanel at July 29, 2020 07:31 PM (+dsLj)

218 When the aliens get here, they all will be sick from their version of norovirus. Interstellar cruise flu.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 29, 2020 07:31 PM (q1Pj5)

219 >We are either the product of mind boggling good fortune or intelligent design.


who designed the designer

Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 29, 2020 07:32 PM (iTXRQ)

220 "Corona Virus Deaths Surge over 150,000!" screams the headlines from 26 year old Hill reporters tonight. "Texas and Florida deaths reach new highs today!" blares headlines from 27 year olds from CBS.

This is really who thinks they are running the country right now and politicians cower from - twenty somethings imbeciles living in crowded apartments in DC or NYC, convincing old hippy, dooby smoking editors from the 70's to put dumb or easily refuted headlines in 37 font type into major dumpster fire vanity project newspapers owned by aging lefty billionaires.

And the fear from even democrats to cross these dippy 20 somethings is palatable. They are fed doofus statistics cobbled together by CDC and Fed sponsored number nerds that couldn't even cost out the price of a new pair of socks at Target. What a joke the whole world is at this point.

Posted by: Boswell at July 29, 2020 07:32 PM (32YRo)

221
Reporter: "So, you're from Alpha Proximi 4?"

Alien: "That's right."

Reporter: "Do you all have green skin?"

Alien: "Yes."

Reporter: "Do all of you have one eye?"

Alien: "Yes."

Reporter: "Do you all wear beanies?"

Alien: "Only the Orthodox ones."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 29, 2020 07:32 PM (mht8P)

222 Tucker has been playing the Fox Mulder role a lot lately.

He interviewed that Navy pilot who saw The Pill. Some of that stuff seems consistent with a missile of some type.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 29, 2020 07:32 PM (luzVb)

223 >>>I don't think aliens are anywhere close though or else we would be picking up their radio and tv channels.


I'd like to think an advanced civilization has evolved to at least cable and satellite radio.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 29, 2020 07:32 PM (HmZuC)

224 Slim Whitman keeps the aliens away.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 29, 2020 07:32 PM (HaL55)

225 Out: Wall Of Moms

In: Wall Of Bombs

Coming soon:
- Wall of skunks
- Wall of Karens
- Wall of sodomites

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2020 07:32 PM (L2ZTs)

226 who designed the designer
Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 29, 2020 07:32 PM (iTXRQ)

Who designed the designer who designed the designer?

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at July 29, 2020 07:32 PM (TdMsT)

227 The Aliens then said "No, we made you to be the ultimate weapons of war and you failed miserably".



A small talent for war.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 29, 2020 07:33 PM (yQpMk)

228 What are the odds Aliens are bipedal with two
forward-facing eyes, two nostrils, a mouth leading to both respiratory
organs and alimentary tract, opposable thumbs and a navel?

Posted by: Muldoon at July 29, 2020 07:21 PM (Fc5rx)


Depends on whether you think life is accidental.

Posted by: Methos at July 29, 2020 07:33 PM (kOpft)

229 https://tinyurl.com/bzsfhnr

Fermi Paradox

Smarter folks than the Morons here have already weighed in...

Posted by: Marvin Martian at July 29, 2020 07:33 PM (BgMrQ)

230 Wake me when we know it's hot green chicks.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 29, 2020 07:33 PM (oVJmc)

231 A navel would mean that they are related to mammals/ gestating in mom with an umbilical core.

Posted by: Sassy at July 29, 2020 07:33 PM (tUGnI)

232 Aliens, you thought they said illegal aliens and signed up.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 29, 2020 07:33 PM (DjiZK)

233 What started everything from nothing?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 29, 2020 07:34 PM (KZzsI)

234 I dunno. That Neil degrasse Tyson dude was saying to people, "hey look, isn't that an alien?", and then doinking them in the squeak hole. This makes me believe the whole "aliens exist" thing is a ruse. A very naughty one.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at July 29, 2020 07:34 PM (/i32d)

235 >Who designed the designer who designed the designer?
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask!


it's designers all the way down!

Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 29, 2020 07:34 PM (iTXRQ)

236 Sure, but that assumes a certain kind of
earth-normal carbon based biology, and an alien? Who knows what it
might be. It could be a self-aware collection of photons.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


1) I didn't specify a carbon based life form, although that choice would obviously have implications wrt those physical properties.2) Now you're getting into metaphysics. What is life? Is a crystal life? It can reproduce itself and pass on information. It can metabolize. What part of photonic existence constitutes life?

Posted by: pep at July 29, 2020 07:34 PM (v16oJ)

237 who designed the designer



You think you're clever, young man. But it's turtles, all the way down.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 29, 2020 07:34 PM (yQpMk)

238 Space is big, really mind numbing big. Your wildest imagination can't comprehend how big space really is.
Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2020 07:27 PM (6f16T)
.......

or how much time has passed. Humans are just a blink of the eye in our own solar system.

Posted by: wth at July 29, 2020 07:34 PM (v0R5T)

239 Aliens could be comprised of material that "senses" five things we have no idea even exist. They could exist as pure microwave energy and communicate through ionic disturbances and "live" for a zillion years. They could be completely undetectable to us in every possible way.

We don't know what the hell an alien even is. What we are asking ourselves mainly is "do space bugs exist on other planets" and the answer is probably no.

We're not ready for the alien question. Be better ace.

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2020 07:34 PM (uEbPt)

240 I'd like to think an advanced civilization has evolved to at least cable and satellite radio.

Great. Now SiriusXM is gonna spam me from outer space.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 29, 2020 07:35 PM (luzVb)

241 I think it's pretty damn arrogant of us to think we are the only sentient beings in the universe.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 29, 2020 07:35 PM (2l8ne)

242 Any civilization advanced enough to travel among the stars has probably already died out from a corona virus spread on dirty telephones.

Posted by: StuckInCalifornia at July 29, 2020 07:35 PM (L/q47)

243 So, if we are talking about Troy Rising aliens, I am all for it.

If we are talking about fuzzy cotton candy worms, I am agin it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 29, 2020 07:35 PM (cI3Q7)

244 Our alien masters will be like octopus or squid, their DNA resists mutation by cosmic radiation, and they're tasty

Posted by: Jean at July 29, 2020 07:35 PM (AsrD2)

245 Laugha whila you canna. monkey boy.

It's John Big Bootay.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 29, 2020 07:35 PM (ExV1e)

246 I think they've always been here.
Genesis chapter 6, the reason for the great flood.

Posted by: attilla with trousers at July 29, 2020 07:35 PM (w7KSn)

247 They don't want to speak with us.

We're made of meat, you see, and what could we possibly have to say?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 29, 2020 07:36 PM (SgjGX)

248 245 Laugha whila you canna. monkey boy.

It's John Big Bootay.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 29, 2020 07:35 PM (ExV1e)


I love that movie.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 29, 2020 07:36 PM (PiwSw)

249 An Alien just flew over my house.

Posted by: Alicia Vikander scissoring Lili Simmons at July 29, 2020 07:36 PM (vamgx)

250 My argument against other alien life ( caveat - unless they seeded earth) is that the odds of life being created out of a mixture of chemicals is astronomical 10 to the billionth something or the other. For it to happen more than once is incomprehensible to me. ( the other caveat is God can make as many alien planets as he wants)

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 29, 2020 07:36 PM (2DOZq)

251 "Democrats side with alien invaders, demand Earth be destroyed"

-
The purpose of the Declaration of Independence was to keep the ETs out. Read our series in the NYT, Project 1775.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 29, 2020 07:36 PM (+y/Ru)

252
Rep. Paul Gosar, DDS
@RepGosar

Today I sponsored a bill that will ensure #BigTech is held accountable for removing lawful medical speech #Hydroxychloroquine

https://twitter.com/RepGosar/status/
1288611531391983619

Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 29, 2020 07:36 PM (TOyHQ)

253 Great. Now SiriusXM is gonna spam me from outer space.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 29, 2020 07:35 PM (luzVb)

Nothing I ever want to listen to on.

*fiddling with dial on control panel*

Posted by: Alien, cruising by Jupiter at July 29, 2020 07:36 PM (cI3Q7)

254 V is real.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 29, 2020 07:36 PM (fU1ci)

255 It don't make no difference with Acturians.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 29, 2020 07:36 PM (yQpMk)

256 >>>What are the odds Aliens are bipedal with two
forward-facing eyes, two nostrils, a mouth leading to both respiratory
organs and alimentary tract, opposable thumbs and a navel?

I'm guessing about 90%

A technological apex predator tool user is probably going to have fairly similar feature regardless of what planet it's spawned on. Don't forget "carbon based" as well.

Posted by: Max Power at July 29, 2020 07:36 PM (q177U)

257 228 What are the odds Aliens are bipedal with two
forward-facing eyes, two nostrils, a mouth leading to both respiratory
organs and alimentary tract, opposable thumbs and a navel?

Posted by: Muldoon at July 29, 2020 07:21 PM (Fc5rx)p

God never said we were his only experiment.

Posted by: Jean at July 29, 2020 07:36 PM (AsrD2)

258 If aliens are real, and they have been visiting Earth regularly since sci fi became a popular genre. I have to either applaud them for such discretion or think they have been pretty sucky at making their presence known. All they had to do was land in NYC or even Marfa, TX.

If they have been here, they make all the peoples and civilizations who discovered the New World before Columbus look like public relations experts.

Posted by: Quint at July 29, 2020 07:36 PM (o1Bgo)

259 Those SNL bits tried too hard to be Carol Burnett Show bits, and failed.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at July 29, 2020 07:37 PM (j3jZX)

260 sentient beings in the universe.

********

We might be better off expending our energy trying to find sentient life on THIS planet.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Reclaiming My Time With Zooey Deschanel at July 29, 2020 07:37 PM (+dsLj)

261
Invasion of the Saucer Men (1957)

A teenage couple accidentally awakens an alien after hitting it with their car.


I'm watching this on YT right now...love those 50's movies about aliens.

Posted by: Colin at July 29, 2020 07:37 PM (prSfl)

262 E
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Posted by: That Prometheus Dude at July 29, 2020 07:37 PM (BgMrQ)

263 who designed the designer
Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 29, 2020 07:32 PM


Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?

Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 29, 2020 07:37 PM (DMUuz)

264 Ran into a group of grays and skinnys on the outskirts of town town one here in Iowa. Turns out it was just a bunch of meth heads partying

Posted by: morigu at July 29, 2020 07:37 PM (Eu98u)

265 241 I think it's pretty damn arrogant of us to think we are the only sentient beings in the universe.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 29, 2020 07:35 PM (2l8ne)


Yes. My God is not a small God.

He's a big God.

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at July 29, 2020 07:37 PM (TdMsT)

266 The two movies that I feel have sold the size of space the best are Contact and The Tree of Life.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 07:37 PM (Mc0CN)

267 The answer, of course, is "Yes . . . They Live!"

Posted by: Sharkman at July 29, 2020 07:37 PM (BM2fS)

268 What is it with aliens and anuses? Anii?

Posted by: Steve in Greensboro at July 29, 2020 07:37 PM (Su9Le)

269 Beam me up scotty, there's no intelligent life down here, at least none that know how to use tinyurl.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 29, 2020 07:37 PM (dNzKv)

270 A former Hornet pilot who I follow on Youtube did a video a few months ago interpreting what the videos are showing the
'UFO's doing relative to the aircraft:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9NhOKy2K80

Posted by: ptschett at July 29, 2020 07:38 PM (zB+vL)

271 I met some aliens during the Obama administration.
They said: "Take me to your leader."
I replied: "Try the golf course."
Posted by: wth at July 29, 2020 07:28 PM (v0R5T)


LOL

Posted by: LASue at July 29, 2020 07:38 PM (Ed8Zd)

272 All they had to do was land in NYC or even Marfa, TX.

Their technology shields them from all but the lowest possible resolution film and least informed, educated peoples.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 29, 2020 07:38 PM (KZzsI)

273 think they've always been here.
Genesis chapter 6, the reason for the great flood.
Posted by: attilla with trousers at July 29, 2020 07:35 PM (w7K

Ezekiel describes them if you are using the Bible to provide evidence.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 29, 2020 07:38 PM (2DOZq)

274 268 What is it with aliens and anuses? Anii?


The quickest way to a mans heart is though his anus.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 29, 2020 07:38 PM (dNzKv)

275 201 Of course aliens are real.
Duh.
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at July 29, 2020 07:29 PM (TdMsT)


I've heard that they are really good at tennis!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at July 29, 2020 07:38 PM (eTZoJ)

276 Fat Jerry Nadler is an expert in Vogon poetry.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 29, 2020 07:38 PM (jwprJ)

277 Wasn't there some movie that had giant insect aliens enslave humans to run their forestry harvest?

That's actually more plausible than here for gold or water.
Earth is the only place in the universe you can get earth woods.
Gold, water, diamonds are everywhere.

Posted by: RoyalOil at July 29, 2020 07:39 PM (aO8Gd)

278 I don't think aliens are anywhere close though or else we would be picking up their radio and tv channels.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 29, 2020 07:28 PM (luzVb)
.........

When they picked up Hannity they turned around.

Posted by: wth at July 29, 2020 07:39 PM (v0R5T)

279 I think it's pretty damn arrogant of us to think we are the only sentient beings in the universe.

Made in God's image, a little lower than the angels? Maybe not so arrogant.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 29, 2020 07:39 PM (KZzsI)

280 276 Fat Jerry Nadler is an expert in Vogon poetry.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 29, 2020 07:38 PM (jwprJ)

=======

There's a thin line between expert and enthusiast.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 07:39 PM (Mc0CN)

281 The way you know Corona is principally an election year political op is "they" are measuring the death toll in Vietnams.

Which is a unit of measure so low-fo voter pandering and diabolical insulting on every possible level of moral substanc, it offends every single part of me that the people who thought it up had grandparents that were ever born, and I would like to measure their stupid fucking faces in Vietnams.

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2020 07:39 PM (uEbPt)

282 261
Invasion of the Saucer Men (1957)

A teenage couple accidentally awakens an alien after hitting it with their car.


I'm watching this on YT right now...love those 50's movies about aliens.
Posted by: Colin



The alien banged the girl and made the guy watch?

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 29, 2020 07:39 PM (gtKPW)

283 Fermi paradox = where are all the green women at?

Posted by: Pliney at July 29, 2020 07:39 PM (nzKWW)

284 Currently re-reading "The Draco Tavern".

The Chirpsithra show up one day and suddenly we go from no alien contact to EVERY alien contact.


Fun book.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 29, 2020 07:39 PM (luzVb)

285 I'm craving mashed potatoes.

Posted by: TwentytwoLR at July 29, 2020 07:39 PM (Oe4ON)

286 What is it with aliens and anuses? Anii?

Anus? I know I had one? It's around here somewhere?

Posted by: Nadler at July 29, 2020 07:39 PM (85Gof)

287 >What are the odds Aliens are bipedal with two
forward-facing eyes, two nostrils, a mouth leading to both respiratory
organs and alimentary tract, opposable thumbs and a navel?


I'd say pretty good- it worked once- maybe that's the way the universe does it

Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 29, 2020 07:40 PM (iTXRQ)

288 Same silly video gets recycled constantly.

It's a bug, inside the plane on which the camera is mounted. It's on the lens.

Mystery solved.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 29, 2020 07:40 PM (hku12)

289

it's designers all the way down!
Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 29, 2020 07:34 PM (iTXRQ)


I just want to know:

Who began the beginning?

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at July 29, 2020 07:40 PM (TdMsT)

290 I like to think that aliens would find something we consider nearly worthless to be insanely precious and almost unique in the universe, like decaying oak leaves or fleas.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 29, 2020 07:40 PM (KZzsI)

291 >>If aliens are real, and they have been visiting Earth regularly since sci fi became a popular genre.

Hey, proof? Lori Lightfoot...rest case.

Posted by: Boswell at July 29, 2020 07:40 PM (32YRo)

292 God never said we were his only experiment.
Posted by: Jean at July 29, 2020 07:36 PM (AsrD2)

Created in his image.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 29, 2020 07:40 PM (2DOZq)

293 Earth is the only place in the universe you can get earth woods.
Gold, water, diamonds are everywhere.

--

OH DAMN I LOVE THIS

Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 29, 2020 07:40 PM (yfWyP)

294 I'm guessing about 90%

A technological apex predator tool user is probably going to have fairly similar feature regardless of what planet it's spawned on. Don't forget "carbon based" as well.

Posted by: Max Power


I'm watching a show on Netflix called "Another Life" starring Katee Sackoff.

A boron-based life-form is encountered which attaches itself to the entire nervous system of one of the human astronauts.

Let's just say the result is excruciatingly painful, and incredibly colorful as the human nervous system-hijacked-by-boron-based life-form attempts to assert its, shall we say, "independence" from the host 'naut.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 29, 2020 07:40 PM (BM2fS)

295
Life in the universe is uncommon.

Delusion and mendacity are everywhere on Earth.

No aliens, just poorly functioning systems and people.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 29, 2020 07:40 PM (kXY2S)

296 "Ezekiel describes them if you are using the Bible to provide evidence."

Evidence that none of this is new, yes.

Posted by: attilla with trousers at July 29, 2020 07:40 PM (w7KSn)

297 A teenage couple accidentally awakens an alien after hitting it with their car.



Is that the one where they have needles on their fingers that inject alcohol?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 29, 2020 07:40 PM (yQpMk)

298 Of course aliens are real - why else host a World's Fair in Queens?

Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 29, 2020 07:40 PM (HmZuC)

299 I want to know whether we can trade the Dems for the aliens before I answer.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at July 29, 2020 07:40 PM (BRkq2)

300 Nobody knows the odds of life developing, because no one knows how to make something that is not alive into something that is living.


Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 29, 2020 07:40 PM (/Ki9y)

301 There are certain variables required to become a technology using species. Water, environmental conditions necessary to create combustion, abundance of metallic materials, etc.

Posted by: Max Power at July 29, 2020 07:40 PM (q177U)

302 Proof there is a God and He has a sense of humor: farts. The only life he bestowed with ass cheeks, and the self awareness to laugh.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 29, 2020 07:41 PM (dNzKv)

303 Are we all going to have to rock the Centauri hairdo now like the guy from Ancient Aliens?
Posted by: Eisenhorn at July 29, 2020 07:26 PM (F6tBH)

Ummmmmmmm.....Yes. And color it with the shoe polish that Erich von Daniken uses.

Almost everyone on that show is flat out weird looking.

Makes sense.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 29, 2020 07:41 PM (Z+IKu)

304 290 I like to think that aliens would find something we consider nearly worthless to be insanely precious and almost unique in the universe, like decaying oak leaves or fleas.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 29, 2020 07:40 PM (KZzsI)

===========

Red hot magma...

*combining two movies that should not be combined: Austin Power and Independence Day: Resurgence*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 07:41 PM (Mc0CN)

305 He's found the Saucer News!

Posted by: DaveA at July 29, 2020 07:41 PM (FhXTo)

306 The way you know Corona is principally an election year political op is "they" are measuring the death toll in Vietnams.

That's also how you can tell the main movers and shakers behind the scenes are dinosaurs. Vietnam is forever ago to modern voters. For someone my age, born in 1965, its like WWI

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 29, 2020 07:41 PM (KZzsI)

307 294 I'm watching a show on Netflix called "Another Life" starring Katee Sackoff.

A boron-based life-form is encountered which attaches itself to the entire nervous system of one of the human astronauts.

Let's just say the result is excruciatingly painful, and incredibly colorful as the human nervous system-hijacked-by-boron-based life-form attempts to assert its, shall we say, "independence" from the host 'naut.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 29, 2020 07:40 PM (BM2fS)

==========

I've heard that show is awful.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 07:41 PM (Mc0CN)

308 The alien banged the girl and made the guy watch?

***********

Thats the remake.

Plus plot twist: alien is gender fluid and has an otherworldly craving to speak to your manager.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Reclaiming My Time With Zooey Deschanel at July 29, 2020 07:42 PM (+dsLj)

309 Read "Rare Earth"

You are alone. With Lori Lightfoot. Get used to it.

Posted by: Boswell at July 29, 2020 07:42 PM (32YRo)

310 The more we discover, the less applicable the Drake equation is. There are just so many ways for things to go wrong and be inhospitable to life. For example, the question used to be "how many earth sized planets at XXX km from a sun of size YYY exist?" Turns out that's not even remotely enough. The planet needs a molten iron core, itself an anomaly, so as to create a magnetic shield from the solar wind. How many other potentially life-excluding factors have we not even considered?


All that said, no, we are not alone.

Posted by: pep at July 29, 2020 07:42 PM (v16oJ)

311 Hmmmm, it appears that whatever the Navy pilot was tracking on that HUD video wasn't made of any "exotic alien materials", since he obviously had radar lock on the thing. Nobody's a good enough pilot to keep a target centered that well without tech helping them.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 29, 2020 07:42 PM (BM2fS)

312 I'm betting aliens are .45ACP guys.

Posted by: Weasel at July 29, 2020 07:42 PM (MVjcR)

313 300 Nobody knows the odds of life developing, because no one knows how to make something that is not alive into something that is living.


Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 29, 2020 07:40 PM (/Ki9y)

==========

I know, but I'm just not gonna say anything.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 07:42 PM (Mc0CN)

314 I state emphatically there are no such thing as aliens. No way. Why that would be like having a person change the sex they were born with.

Posted by: Eromero at July 29, 2020 07:42 PM (XhWtx)

315 House Majority Whip James Clyburn (D-SC) claimed Wednesday that white supremacists were subverting the Black Lives Matter movement by launching violent attacks.

He added that Russians were spreading disinformation about the movement

Sick fuckin bastard. Oh and ignorant to boot

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 29, 2020 07:42 PM (85Gof)

316 I'd like to think an advanced civilization has evolved to at least cable and satellite radio.
Posted by: Citizen Cake
------
Everything is 6G.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 29, 2020 07:42 PM (l0Lgi)

317 This whole alien thing is like the female orgasm.

Until I've seen one for myself, I don't really care if they're real or not.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 29, 2020 07:42 PM (hku12)

318 238
I heard a preacher say once that he believed that there were aliens, but that we were the only species that fell for Satan's lies, so we've been quarantined by God from infecting the rest of the universe with our sin nature. That's why they don't talk to us. I thought I would share this because..I don't know why.

Posted by: jmel at July 29, 2020 07:42 PM (bVhJi)

319
I've heard that they are really good at tennis!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at July 29, 2020 07:38 PM (eTZoJ)


They are.

I played some last night and got my ass kicked.

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at July 29, 2020 07:43 PM (TdMsT)

320 265 Yes. My God is not a small God.



He's a big God.


and my heaven will be a big heaven
and i will walk through the front gate

Posted by: Peter Gabriel at July 29, 2020 07:43 PM (sGtp+)

321
There are those who believe that life here began out there, far across
the universe, with tribes of humans who may have been the forefathers of
the Egyptians, or the Toltecs, or the Mayans. That they may have been
the architects of the Great Pyramids, or the lost civilizations of
Lemuria, or Atlantis. Some believe that there may yet be brothers of
man, who even now fight to survive somewhere beyond the heavens.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 29, 2020 07:43 PM (JaevI)

322 Some are saying we get over 90 percent of the raw materials for drugs from Wuhan, China. How can that be....

Posted by: Colin at July 29, 2020 07:43 PM (prSfl)

323 Aliens, or as believers like to say "intelligent life forms", navigated across the galaxies to a planet with giant cities illuminated by massive lights, skipped these clearly identifiable areas and instead landed in the New Mexico desert. Because they wanted to see Route 66 and eat chili dogs or something. Sure.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at July 29, 2020 07:43 PM (/i32d)

324 I always believed the stories of alien abduction or anal probes , etc were the result of sleep paralysis.

That's is some freaky freaky thing .

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 29, 2020 07:43 PM (2DOZq)

325 Don Rumsfeld figured all this out years ago:

There are known knowns. These are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say, there are things that we know we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns. There are things we don't know we don't know.

Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 29, 2020 07:43 PM (iTXRQ)

326 I heard a preacher say once that he believed that there were aliens, but that we were the only species that fell for Satan's lies, so we've been quarantined by God from infecting the rest of the universe with our sin nature.

This is the entire plot of CS Lewis' sci fi trilogy

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 29, 2020 07:43 PM (KZzsI)

327 302
Proof there is a God and He has a sense of humor: farts. The only life
he bestowed with ass cheeks, and the self awareness to laugh.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


I had a dog who was big in to SBDs.

Posted by: pep at July 29, 2020 07:43 PM (v16oJ)

328
A boron-based life-form is encountered which attaches itself to the entire nervous system of one of the human astronauts.

Let's just say the result is excruciatingly painful, and incredibly colorful as the human nervous system-hijacked-by-boron-based life-form attempts to assert its, shall we say, "independence" from the host 'naut.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 29, 2020 07:40 PM (BM2fS)


Ok, that sounds cool.

Posted by: Max Power at July 29, 2020 07:43 PM (q177U)

329 321
There are those who believe that life here began out there, far across
the universe, with tribes of humans who may have been the forefathers of
the Egyptians, or the Toltecs, or the Mayans. That they may have been
the architects of the Great Pyramids, or the lost civilizations of
Lemuria, or Atlantis. Some believe that there may yet be brothers of
man, who even now fight to survive somewhere beyond the heavens.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 29, 2020 07:43 PM (JaevI)

==========

I hear familiar music...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 07:43 PM (Mc0CN)

330 And of course, this song never gets old (Mojo Nixon - UFOs, Big Rigs and BBQ):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7I8pC_DOXC4

Posted by: Sharkman at July 29, 2020 07:44 PM (BM2fS)

331 Regarding life (as we know it) here on Earth, there are multiple factors that enable such which are probably rare to put it mildly in the universe. We're perfectly located away from The Sun in a green zone. We have a mid sized moon that not only acts as a meteor shield but also provides tides so water doesn't go stagnant and its gravitation pull created consistent seasons for life to adapt to. Also, Jupiter acts as meteor shield as well as I understand it.
On the other hand, I look at images like the Hubble Deep Field and I think to myself that statistically there just HAS to be something out there. That can be anything from microbes or galactic civilizations.

Posted by: Daniel J Kunkle at July 29, 2020 07:44 PM (bkqDH)

332 ALIENS ARE REAL!

One morning I got up and there was one in my house moving things around....like with its appendages. And shooting fluids out. And it had these weird tools I've never seen before.


So I yelled and my wife came down. So I asked my wife what we should do.

Apparently she could speak with it. And then I'll never forget what she said. She said "Joe, that's the maid Maria. You sniffed her hair yesterday and she slapped you. Apparently harder then I thought."

And then confirmed this Mah-ree-yah from far off Hawn-Dus-As was an alien and everything.


It was crazy man. I'm serious!


Posted by: Joe Biden at July 29, 2020 07:44 PM (qlFIA)

333 If they ever arrive here, I am convinced that they will conclude that men and women are two different species.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 29, 2020 07:44 PM (l0Lgi)

334 What are the odds Aliens are bipedal with two
forward-facing eyes, two nostrils, a mouth leading to both respiratory
organs and alimentary tract, opposable thumbs and a navel?

Posted by: Muldoon at July 29, 2020 07:21 PM (Fc5rx)p
........

And three boobs is not a deal breaker.

Posted by: wth at July 29, 2020 07:44 PM (v0R5T)

335 Seriously? The distances alone would make it impossible. The Drake Equation is a drunken farce.

Posted by: Unkaren at July 29, 2020 07:44 PM (vGJY7)

336 Thunderfoot debunked the navy FLIR "aliens". It was a duck flying close to the water. But because of the narrow field of view of the camera, the distance away, and the way the camera tracked a nearly stationary object from a fast moving plane, it looked deceiving.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 29, 2020 07:45 PM (dNzKv)

337 326
Really?! I honestly did not know that. I just thought it was whack.

Posted by: jmel at July 29, 2020 07:45 PM (bVhJi)

338 House Majority Whip James Clyburn (D-SC) claimed Wednesday that white supremacists were subverting the Black Lives Matter movement by launching violent attacks.


He should have no problem with us shooting them then.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 29, 2020 07:45 PM (yQpMk)

339 Nobody knows the odds of life developing, because no one knows how to make something that is not alive into something that is living.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 29, 2020 07:40 PM (/Ki9y)


Barely an inconvenience!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at July 29, 2020 07:45 PM (eTZoJ)

340 I warned you back in 1956.

Posted by: Kevin McCarthy at July 29, 2020 07:46 PM (q1Pj5)

341 What are the odds Aliens are bipedal with two forward-facing eyes, two nostrils, a mouth leading to both respiratoryorgans and alimentary tract, opposable thumbs and a navel?

Posted by: Muldoon

The Milky Way is home to hundreds of such planets, to the bewilderment of cosmologists. The 3010 Galactic Survey of Planets revealed that 4.6 percent of the 24,168 known planets are APPLEs ["Alien Planet Perplexingly Like Earth"]. Given the laws of physics and the distribution of matter and energy in the universe, cosmologists expected that less than 0.1 percent of all planets would meet the APPLE criteria. This puzzling discrepancy prompted the development of the controversial cosmological theory known as the Strong Misanthropic Principle, which asserts that the universe exists in order to screw with us.

From Starship Grifters by Robert Kroese

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 29, 2020 07:46 PM (+y/Ru)

342 Asimov's idea of there probably being alien life, but so far away we'll never meet up is likely the most plausible explanation. The distances are nearly inconceivable.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 29, 2020 07:46 PM (KZzsI)

343 House Majority Whip James Clyburn (D-SC) claimed
Wednesday that white supremacists were subverting the Black Lives Matter
movement by launching violent attacks.



He added that Russians were spreading disinformation about the movement



Sick fuckin bastard. Oh and ignorant to boot

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 29, 2020 07:42 PM (85Gof)


Violent? I thought they were all peaceful protests?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 29, 2020 07:46 PM (JaevI)

344 >Nobody knows the odds of life developing, because no one knows how to make something that is not alive into something that is living.


but that first living thing figured it out somehow
it is a puzzlement

Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 29, 2020 07:46 PM (iTXRQ)

345 It was aliens!

Posted by: Giorgio A. Tsoukalos at July 29, 2020 07:47 PM (vGJY7)

346 Okay ace, but then how do you explain Ruth Bader Ginsburg, huh?

Posted by: Trust The Plant! at July 29, 2020 07:47 PM (PAsJP)

347 starring Katee Sackoff.

She sounds scary.....

Posted by: JT at July 29, 2020 07:47 PM (arJlL)

348 Let's just say the result is excruciatingly painful, and incredibly colorful as the human nervous system-hijacked-by-boron-based life-form attempts to assert its, shall we say, "independence" from the host 'naut.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 29, 2020 07:40 PM (BM2fS)

Ok, that sounds cool.

Posted by: Max Power



It's a pretty cool show. There's only the first season, but it's been renewed for a second season and should start up again in October.

The show really is off-the-chain visually and story-wise sometimes and it's fun and pretty fucked up, as well. I'm enjoying it. Katee Sackoff is a pretty good actress and she shines in this. Thinking about watching Longmire because she was in that.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 29, 2020 07:47 PM (BM2fS)

349 Hiya

Posted by: JT at July 29, 2020 07:47 PM (arJlL)

350 Yes!

Posted by: Ancient Astronaut Theorist at July 29, 2020 07:47 PM (vGJY7)

351 And three boobs is not a deal breaker.

Posted by: wth at July 29, 2020 07:44 PM

As long as the third one is in the back.

For slow dancing.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at July 29, 2020 07:47 PM (j3jZX)

352 I see I've already been beaten to the "they're made of meat" thing twice by the time I got to this thread.

Fine. It's cool. I know when my meat's been beaten. I can take it like a man.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 29, 2020 07:47 PM (t+qrx)

353 333
If they ever arrive here, I am convinced that they will conclude that men and women are two different species.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 29, 2020 07:44 PM (l0Lgi)

___________


Report back to the home world: "57 species ... and nothing's on."

Posted by: ShainS at July 29, 2020 07:48 PM (WqPYg)

354 Nobody knows the odds of life developing, because no one knows how to make something that is not alive into something that is living.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 29, 2020 07:40 PM (/Ki9y)


Ummm, every woman knows how to do that.

Well, we don't know exactly HOW to do that, but we know what to do to make it happen.

Posted by: LASue at July 29, 2020 07:48 PM (Ed8Zd)

355 Violent? I thought they were all peaceful protests?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 29, 2020 07:46 PM (JaevI)

Starting to get a lot of pins to juggle in this sham

Posted by: Teacher Unions at July 29, 2020 07:48 PM (/6GbT)

356 Some are saying we get over 90 percent of the raw materials for drugs from Wuhan, China. How can that be....
Posted by: Colin at July 29, 2020 07:43 PM (prSfl)


If only we could check Bezos' and Gates' net worth...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at July 29, 2020 07:48 PM (eTZoJ)

357 The most likely to cross the distance of space is not biological life but AI.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 29, 2020 07:48 PM (jwprJ)

358 Nobody knows the odds of life developing, because no one knows how to make something that is not alive into something that is living.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 29, 2020 07:40 PM (/Ki9y)

Why all you need is a pile of "ooze" and lots of time!

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2020 07:48 PM (uEbPt)

359 Fine. It's cool. I know when my meat's been beaten. I can take it like a man.

You've matched your meat, as Lenina Huxley put it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 29, 2020 07:48 PM (KZzsI)

360 There are countless galaxies in the universe and countless stars in every galaxy, surely there are self replicating organic molecules in at least one other solar system. The ford galaxie, however is disappearing fast.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 29, 2020 07:48 PM (dNzKv)

361 Nobody knows the odds of life developing, because no one knows how to make something that is not alive into something that is living.


Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 29, 2020 07:40 PM (/Ki9y)

Of course no one knows the exact odds. It's computer mathematical models based on what we do know.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 29, 2020 07:48 PM (2DOZq)

362 321
There are those who believe that life here began out there, far across the universe, with tribes of humans who may have been the forefathers of the Egyptians, or the Toltecs, or the Mayans. That they may have been the architects of the Great Pyramids, or the lost civilizations of Lemuria, or Atlantis. Some believe that there may yet be brothers of man, who even now fight to survive somewhere beyond the heavens.
Posted by: TheQuietMan a



The original Battlestar Galatica opening? The BG with the smoking hot Athena (Maren Jensen)?

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 29, 2020 07:48 PM (gtKPW)

363
Well, we don't know exactly HOW to do that, but we know what to do to make it happen.

Posted by: LASue


You're welcome.

Posted by: pep at July 29, 2020 07:49 PM (v16oJ)

364 Agreed!

Posted by: The Young Affirmatives at July 29, 2020 07:49 PM (vGJY7)

365 Didn't we nuke the aliens from orbit?

Posted by: Mookie at July 29, 2020 07:49 PM (3vIkC)

366 >> Klaatu barada nikto!

#EDKH

Posted by: ibguy at July 29, 2020 07:49 PM (1IRbd)

367 Okay ace, but then how do you explain Ruth Bader Ginsburg, huh?

The Skeksis, also known as Lords of the Crystal or Regents of Thra, were a reptilian, bird-like race that established an Empire which ruled over Thra throughout the Age of Division. They originated during Thra's second Great Conjunction, when the Fallen urSkeks attempted to purify themselves through the heat of the three suns shining on the Crystal. Instead of being cleansed of their darker natures, each urSkek was split into two beings; Skeksis and urRu, with the Skeksis being the embodiment of the violent, materialistic side of the urSkeks.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 29, 2020 07:49 PM (yQpMk)

368 There's a great scene in "Paul" where Simon Pegg's character asks the Mexican bellhop if he believes in aliens. The bellhop gives him a suspicious look and says "what do you mean 'alien'?"

And for the record, I believe they're out there, but probably haven't visited us.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 29, 2020 07:49 PM (CAJOC)

369 142
What are the odds Aliens are bipedal with two forward-facing eyes, two
nostrils, a mouth leading to both respiratory organs and alimentary
tract, opposable thumbs and a navel?

Posted by: Muldoon at July 29, 2020 07:21 PM (Fc5rx)

__________


... AND they all speak English?

Posted by: ShainS at July 29, 2020 07:49 PM (WqPYg)

370 Aliens are certainly real. I have no doubt that intelligent, sentient life exists elsewhere in the universe. No doubt whatsoever, full stop. As to whether or not they've visited here, who knows? Maybe or maybe not, and while I personally am of the opinion that they have likely visited Earth, I also recognize that if their engine technology is enough to get them here that their stealth technology is probably no slouch, either, so we'd probably never know it.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at July 29, 2020 07:49 PM (+3rQF)

371 Creedence Clearwater Revival

"It Came Out Of The Sky"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwAcvIZzuM0

Jody sees a UFO

Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 29, 2020 07:49 PM (iTXRQ)

372 You have to love the way Trump pulled the rug out from the big pharma companies with the Kodak deal.
And portnoy, who interviewed him the day before, tweeted about how you'd think "don" would have at least given him the heads up about it. Funny stuff.

Posted by: artemis at July 29, 2020 07:50 PM (AwPyG)

373 Why all you need is a pile of "ooze" and lots of time!

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2020 07:48 PM

Recipe calls for the primordial stuff. Regular ooze won't work.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at July 29, 2020 07:50 PM (j3jZX)

374 310. That itself is the biggest issue. The one everyone forgets. Radiation. The universe is aglow with scorching, life killing radiation. Your exoplanet can be 72 degrees year round and be covered in oceans. But without protection from radition it will always be a dead rock in space. And thats just one of many, many factors you have to consider.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at July 29, 2020 07:50 PM (Dc5Qe)

375 but that first living thing figured it out somehow
it is a puzzlement

Posted by: DB- just DB.



Come on, you guys! Biological life just created itself from inert chemicals and then organized itself into increasingly more complex life until a flesh computer atop a grotesque bipedal humanoid design became the Ruler of the Earth.

It's "Science(tm)".

Posted by: Sharkman at July 29, 2020 07:50 PM (BM2fS)

376 The Skeksis, also known as Lords of the Crystal or Regents of Thra, were a reptilian, bird-like race that established an Empire which ruled over Thra throughout the Age of Division.

Ruth survives by stealing the essence of children through the power of the dark crystal

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 29, 2020 07:50 PM (KZzsI)

377 Bitter Clinger: "Nobody knows the odds of life developing, because no one knows how to make something that is not alive into something that is living."

Recording evolution would take a really long time and a lot of film.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 29, 2020 07:50 PM (HhXSr)

378 One things is certain. If the aliens are real and they showed up openly and in numbers, some of of our fellow humans would cover themselves in hot butter and hope to be eaten.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 29, 2020 07:50 PM (Wm5SB)

379 Ha. I like that someone referenced "made of meat" and then another poster, with no connection, posted about laughing at flatulence.

"How do they communicate?"
"You're not going to believe this. They take air into their bodies, and then expel it at different speeds and use it to make the meat vibrate."
"No."
"Yep. Dead serious."

Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 29, 2020 07:50 PM (3LBaY)

380 What is it with aliens and anuses? Anii?
Posted by: Steve in Greensboro at July 29, 2020 07:37 PM (Su9Le)
.........

They have a very advanced sense of humor.

Posted by: wth at July 29, 2020 07:51 PM (v0R5T)

381 Why all you need is a pile of "ooze" and lots of time!



It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times.

Posted by: A Million Monkeys at a Million Typewriters at July 29, 2020 07:51 PM (yQpMk)

382 Greetings, Starfighter. You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier against Xur and the Ko-Dan armada.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 29, 2020 07:51 PM (q1Pj5)

383
The original Battlestar Galatica opening? The BG with the smoking hot Athena (Maren Jensen)?

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 29, 2020 07:48 PM (gtKPW)


Yes. Patrick Macnee voiced the intro

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 29, 2020 07:51 PM (JaevI)

384 I'd like to think there's sexy Vulcans like T'Pol.

Posted by: lowandslow at July 29, 2020 07:51 PM (4thlk)

385 I don't follow science very closely.

Is the current best guesses still "Magic lightning bolt hit a puddle of mud and then the mud lived" from scientists?

Seems observable, quantifiable and repeatable.

Peer-reviewed, double-blind study unnecessary.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 29, 2020 07:51 PM (/Ki9y)

386 379 Ha. I like that someone referenced "made of meat" and then another poster, with no connection, posted about laughing at flatulence.

"How do they communicate?"
"You're not going to believe this. They take air into their bodies, and then expel it at different speeds and use it to make the meat vibrate."
"No."
"Yep. Dead serious."
Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 29, 2020 07:50 PM (3LBaY)

==========

"So weird."
-Vibrations from testicles rubbing against eyelids

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 07:51 PM (Mc0CN)

387 357
The most likely to cross the distance of space is not biological life but AI.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 29, 2020 07:48 PM (jwprJ)

____________


Instead of "Take Me To Your Leader" it's first words will be "Sarah Connor?"

Posted by: ShainS at July 29, 2020 07:51 PM (WqPYg)

388 I had a dog who was big in to SBDs.
Posted by: pep at July 29, 2020 07:43 PM (v16oJ)


Life would probably be better if dogs made a honk when they broke wind.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 29, 2020 07:52 PM (dNzKv)

389 Well, we don't know exactly HOW to do that, but we know what to do to make it happen.

___

I'm going to have to disagree with you here. It is all a mystery.

Posted by: Some Tranny unable to get preggers somehow at July 29, 2020 07:52 PM (qlFIA)

390 Recipe calls for the primordial stuff. Regular ooze won't work.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at July 29, 2020 07:50 PM (j3jZX)

And lightning. Don't forget the lightning.

Posted by: Miller-Urey at July 29, 2020 07:52 PM (PiwSw)

391 Skeksis and urRu, with the Skeksis being the embodiment of the violent, materialistic side of the urSkeks.

Posted by: Grump928(C)



This is as rational and science-based as the current theory elucidated at comment 375, above.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 29, 2020 07:52 PM (BM2fS)

392 The way you know Corona is principally an election year political op is "they" are measuring the death toll in Vietnams.



That's also how you can tell the main movers and shakers behind the
scenes are dinosaurs. Vietnam is forever ago to modern voters. For
someone my age, born in 1965, its like WWI

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 29, 2020 07:41 PM (KZzsI)

Vietnam in many ways made the modern Democrat party.
Everyone's experiences are different, but a lot of people born in the 60's have very good reasons to remember Vietnam. And that aside, Vietnam dominated action movies and tv shows deep into the 1980s.

Posted by: Quint at July 29, 2020 07:52 PM (o1Bgo)

393 Way dowwwwwwn below the ocean....

Posted by: Donovan at July 29, 2020 07:52 PM (AiZBA)

394 From Starship Grifters by Robert Kroese

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 29, 2020 07:46 PM (+y/Ru)


By the way, this book should be required reading for Horde members!

Posted by: Sasha at July 29, 2020 07:53 PM (eTZoJ)

395 [pi]... AND they all speak English?


Actually, they speak Regilian, which by odd chance, sounds exactly like English.

Posted by: A Million Monkeys at a Million Typewriters at July 29, 2020 07:53 PM (yQpMk)

396 Life would probably be better if dogs made a honk when they broke wind.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 29, 2020 07:52 PM (dNzKv)


It would certainly be louder.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 29, 2020 07:53 PM (PiwSw)

397 321 some crazies believe maternal haplogroup X denoted alien stock..or at least makes you from Atlantis

Posted by: CN at July 29, 2020 07:53 PM (j5am2)

398 I still think Skeletor was the wisest-ass alien of them all.

Posted by: Mookie at July 29, 2020 07:53 PM (3vIkC)

399 (looks to see what comment #42 is)

Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 29, 2020 07:53 PM (3LBaY)

400 329 321
There are those who believe that life here began out there, far across
the universe, with tribes of humans who may have been the forefathers of
the Egyptians, or the Toltecs, or the Mayans. That they may have been
the architects of the Great Pyramids, or the lost civilizations of
Lemuria, or Atlantis. Some believe that there may yet be brothers of
man, who even now fight to survive somewhere beyond the heavens.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 29, 2020 07:43 PM (JaevI)

==========

I hear familiar music...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 07:43 PM

---------------------------------

Does it sound like the theme to Stargate?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 29, 2020 07:53 PM (CAJOC)

401 399 (looks to see what comment #42 is)
Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 29, 2020 07:53 PM (3LBaY)

=========

I don't think that's the answer to life, the universe, and everything.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 07:53 PM (Mc0CN)

402 And that aside, Vietnam dominated action movies and tv shows deep into the 1980s.

Yeah but that was 30 years ago. We're old, we do not represent the public at large. To most of the voting public today, Vietnam is ancient history that they never learned about except "it was bad and we lost"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 29, 2020 07:53 PM (KZzsI)

403
The galaxy is about 100K LY across.


Presuming a civilization could get to say .1 C, that means it could cross the galaxy in 1M years - or cover the galaxy in Von Neumann probes.


Since the Galaxy is 10+ billion years old that means if it was going to happen it likely should have already.

/Looks around....

Hmm, no alien probes.


Posted by: 18-1 at July 29, 2020 07:54 PM (qlFIA)

404 382
Greetings, Starfighter. You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier against Xur and the Ko-Dan armada.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 29, 2020 07:51 PM (q1Pj5)

__________


One of those movies I'd never heard anything about and for which I had low expectations -- which made me love it all the more. Hollywood wouldn't make anything like that today unless it was some trans propaganda piece or something ...

Posted by: ShainS at July 29, 2020 07:54 PM (WqPYg)

405 Alternatively,

... development of the controversial AoSHQ theory known as the Misanthropic Humanitarian Principle, which asserts that the ONT exists in order to screw with us.

We do not find this credible.

Posted by: Intragalactic Yoko Ono Artistic Appreciation Association, AoSHQ Claque at July 29, 2020 07:54 PM (DMUuz)

406 hahahahaha

Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 29, 2020 07:54 PM (3LBaY)

407 Is the current best guesses still "Magic lightning bolt hit a puddle of mud and then the mud lived" from scientists?


No, but millions of lightning bolts in a carbon, hydrogen and oxygen environment creates organic molecules, then those organic molecules become more and more complex and eventually form structures capable of self replication. Over billions of years, you get Joe Biden and Jerrold Nadler.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 29, 2020 07:54 PM (dNzKv)

408 Katee Sackoff is a pretty good actress and she shines in this. Thinking about watching Longmire because she was in that.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 29, 2020 07:47 PM (BM2fS)







Plus, the Longmire costume department must have had a Moron in charge. They had her wearing uniform shirts that were about 2 sizes too small.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 29, 2020 07:54 PM (EGyGV)

409 I think in Rare Earth, they actually do go through the calculations that another planet, our size, with a moon exactly our large size, at the exact distance from the planet, necessary to deflect or absorb life ending events, that give us tides and Earths geological events that renew the planet like earthquakes (mountain forming), volcanoes (life formation), water (comets absorbing, goldilocks position), nickle/iron spinning core for gravity magnetic field to shield from star radiation, and large Jupiter like planet exactly in its position to warp incoming large asteroids that mean the end of us, could develop intelligent life long enough to communicate with anyone, and came up with a probability that far, far exceeded the number of worlds that could possibly exist in our Galaxy or really Galaxy, anywhere...these were astrophysicists and astro-biologists - YOU ARE ALONE WITH YOUR GOD. Its good.

Posted by: Boswell at July 29, 2020 07:55 PM (32YRo)

410 Well, we don't know exactly HOW to do that, but we know what to do to make it happen.
Posted by: LASue at July 29, 2020 07:48 PM (Ed8Zd)
===
How you doing?????

Posted by: Gilded Age II at July 29, 2020 07:55 PM (BRkq2)

411 408
Plus, the Longmire costume department must have had a Moron in charge. They had her wearing uniform shirts that were about 2 sizes too small.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 29, 2020 07:54 PM (EGyGV)

==========

I believe she goes topless for a scene in Riddick, if I remember correctly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 07:55 PM (Mc0CN)

412 396
Blame it on the Irish Setter
All that stinky smell
Blame it on the Irish Setter
Cause he cannot tell
(Tune of bossa nova)

Posted by: CN at July 29, 2020 07:55 PM (j5am2)

413 No, but millions of lightning bolts in a carbon, hydrogen and oxygen environment creates organic molecules, then those organic molecules become more and more complex and eventually form structures capable of self replication. Over billions of years, you get Joe Biden and Jerrold Nadler.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 29, 2020 07:54 PM (dNzKv)


One word: entropy

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 29, 2020 07:55 PM (AiZBA)

414 Over billions of years, you get Joe Biden and Jerrold Nadler.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


Look on the bright side. When Nadler goes and is buried, in 10 million years he'll form another Permian Basin.

Posted by: pep at July 29, 2020 07:55 PM (v16oJ)

415 354 Nobody knows the odds of life developing, because no one knows how to make something that is not alive into something that is living.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 29, 2020 07:40 PM (/Ki9y)


Ummm, every woman knows how to do that.

Well, we don't know exactly HOW to do that, but we know what to do to make it happen.
Posted by: LASue at July 29, 2020 07:48 PM (Ed8Zd)

No wonder some of you got burned as witches

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 29, 2020 07:55 PM (Wm5SB)

416 Longmire has one solid season, then goes steadily downhill but Katee is always entertaining.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 29, 2020 07:55 PM (KZzsI)

417 401
399 (looks to see what comment #42 is)

Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 29, 2020 07:53 PM (3LBaY)



=========



I don't think that's the answer to life, the universe, and everything.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 07:53 PM (Mc0CN)

_________


Old and busted answer: 42

New hotness answer: #OrangeManBad

Posted by: ShainS at July 29, 2020 07:55 PM (WqPYg)

418 408 Katee Sackoff is a pretty good actress and she shines in this. Thinking about watching Longmire because she was in that.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 29, 2020 07:47 PM (BM2fS)







Plus, the Longmire costume department must have had a Moron in charge. They had her wearing uniform shirts that were about 2 sizes too small.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur



Longmire is very solid TV. She's ok in it. Not a fan of hers.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 29, 2020 07:56 PM (gtKPW)

419 I still have logged dea ths from Pa, NY, NJ and Wi since last weeks of April. Have added states every once in a while but drop them again.only charted Pa and NY so far as Pa deaths yo-yo every week and NY doesn't.

Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2020 07:56 PM (6f16T)

420 I made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs, you know.

Posted by: Han Solo at July 29, 2020 07:57 PM (DMUuz)

421 What is it with aliens and anuses? Anii?
Posted by: Steve in Greensboro at July 29, 2020 07:37 PM (Su9Le)
...........

They're just excited we named one of our planets after them.

Posted by: wth at July 29, 2020 07:57 PM (v0R5T)

422
Vietnam dominated action movies and tv shows deep into the 1980s.
Posted by: Quint

========

Man, coronavirus will make the boringest movies ever.

"What shall we order in?"

"Pizza."

"Okay."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 29, 2020 07:57 PM (G51Gf)

423 I bet our poetry is better than theirs.

Posted by: Bosk at July 29, 2020 07:57 PM (SWbVS)

424 416
Longmire has one solid season, then goes steadily downhill but Katee is always entertaining.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 29, 2020 07:55 PM (KZzsI)

____________


Worst culminated teased romance ending in the history of television.

Both my wife and I were yelling "Please ... NO! .... Please ... DON'T DO IT! Ahhhhh ... YUCK!"

Posted by: ShainS at July 29, 2020 07:57 PM (WqPYg)

425 If aliens are real, how come I haven't been probed by one yet? Huh? Huh?

C'mon, you aliens! Probe me!

Posted by: Brian Stelter at July 29, 2020 07:58 PM (dOV9E)

426 somebody once said that hydrogen is an element which, if given enough time, becomes self-aware

Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 29, 2020 07:58 PM (iTXRQ)

427 Aliens? Crossing the border daily.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 29, 2020 07:58 PM (NWiLs)

428 Ummm, every woman knows how to do that.

Well, we don't know exactly HOW to do that, but we know what to do to make it happen.

Posted by: LASue at July 29, 2020 07:48 PM (Ed8Zd)

.....

I know many women that are experts at making something out of nothing. My ex-wife was an expert, in fact. The Dr. Fauci of it, you might say.

But she still required a living sperm and living egg to make our child.

Life from life ain't hard. Life from not life seems a bit more complex.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 29, 2020 07:58 PM (/Ki9y)

429 Who saw the ace of spades behind the guy Tucker was interviewing? I mean right? Sending signals to the morons.

Posted by: Asshoes at July 29, 2020 07:58 PM (dgqkd)

430 If aliens exist and they come here they are the retards of the intergalactic cluster of worlds.

Posted by: Drew in MO at July 29, 2020 07:58 PM (cGlgB)

431 336 Thunderfoot debunked the navy FLIR "aliens". It was a duck flying close to the water. But because of the narrow field of view of the camera, the distance away, and the way the camera tracked a nearly stationary object from a fast moving plane, it looked deceiving.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 29, 2020 07:45 PM (dNzKv)

If it looks like a duck and flies like a duck, it's an alien. Duh.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at July 29, 2020 07:58 PM (99Nt9)

432 321 That they may have been
the architects of the Great Pyramids, or ...
============

Ever wonder why the Egyptians or Mayans or any advanced builder civilization did not make records of how they built them. No carvings in stone or other records of the technology used to move huge stones into place.

Posted by: Pliney at July 29, 2020 07:58 PM (nzKWW)

433 I think in Rare Earth.....
Posted by: Boswell at July 29, 2020 07:55 PM (32YRo)

Never met a girl could make me feel the way that you do
Whenever I'm asked what makes my dreams real, I tell 'em you do
Well, tweedlee dee, tweedlee dum, look out, baby, 'cause here I come
I'm bringin' you a love that's true, get ready
Start makin' love to you, get ready
Oh, don't you know I'm coming
On my way....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 29, 2020 07:59 PM (Z+IKu)

434 Holy Crap RBG underwent surgery today, She is really just trying to hang on.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 29, 2020 07:59 PM (dKiJG)

435 somebody once said that hydrogen is an element which, if given enough time, becomes self-aware
Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 29, 2020 07:58 PM (iTXRQ)


That's deep.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 29, 2020 07:59 PM (AiZBA)

436 Well, we don't know exactly HOW to do that, but we know what to do to make it happen.
Posted by: LASue at July 29, 2020 07:48 PM


It happens when the north wind blows under the mare's tail, right?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 29, 2020 07:59 PM (DMUuz)

437 Stetler, after Sandmann's lawyers are done, there won't be anything left of you to probe.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2020 07:59 PM (L2ZTs)

438 Man, coronavirus will make the boringest movies ever.



"What shall we order in?"



"Pizza."



"Okay."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 29, 2020 07:57 PM (G51Gf)

__________


Every movie will feature Hollywood's new leading xan, Dr. Falsi, playing ximself as the heroine.

Posted by: ShainS at July 29, 2020 07:59 PM (WqPYg)

439 And three boobs is not a deal breaker.

Posted by: wth at July 29, 2020 07:44 PM

As long as the third one is in the back.

-
More Spaceship Grifters:

"Oh, man," said Rex. "DNA scrambling is the worst. Last time I had an ear growing between my shoulder blades. People acted like they didn't notice it, but I could hear them talking behind my back."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 29, 2020 07:59 PM (+y/Ru)

440 Aliens are real, and we will never, ever see one. The best evidence: no transmissions ever detected. And we can look a whole lot further for those than any sort of practical travel distance.

Posted by: Splunge at July 29, 2020 08:00 PM (dOV9E)

441 /sarc

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 29, 2020 08:00 PM (AiZBA)

442 That they may have been

the architects of the Great Pyramids, or ...

============



Ever wonder why the Egyptians or Mayans or any advanced builder
civilization did not make records of how they built them. No carvings in
stone or other records of the technology used to move huge stones into
place.

Posted by: Pliney at July 29, 2020 07:58 PM (nzKWW)


Al Sharpton: Them Greek homos stole our records!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 29, 2020 08:00 PM (JaevI)

443 Patrick, did you see the Babylon Bee?

RBG's already been replaced with a cardboard cutout.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2020 08:00 PM (L2ZTs)

444 Dr. Who 'City of the Dead'

You see there are these dudes named Jaggeroth billions of years ago. No one liked them. Last of their race stranded on primordial Earth in a broke starship.

So they tried to lift off on just warp drive. Never said they were really smart, just desperate like David French.

Well things went sideways at launch and their ship blew up killing them but giving that primordial soup the radiation it needed to eventually create Humans.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 29, 2020 08:00 PM (WOTcK)

445 UFOs however...

I have seen things that can't be accounted for with known technologies.

The other passenger in my truck agreed that we didn't ever need to talk about what we saw.

It was enough that we both agreed that it actually did happen.
Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2020 07:23 PM (j9V6d)

Moonless night on US 12 between Harlotown to Lavina, MT fall of 76. Zipping lighted triangles, impossible maneuvers, different formations, cars all bunching into self organized convoys. Don't know what they were but they sure weren't normal aircraft.

Posted by: Beartooth at July 29, 2020 08:00 PM (IYZ+m)

446 People do use Vietnam for death comparisons though, that has been around a long time. Those numbers have been used for various comparisons, some true and many that make little sense. I remember one where people compared the death's at Gettysburg in three days to the deaths in Vietnam over ten years. "Of course that Gettysburg line was wrong on its face, but people believed it.

Even in the movie Remember the Titans, they made the false comment that 48,000 or some such number died at Gettysburg.

Posted by: Quint at July 29, 2020 08:00 PM (o1Bgo)

447 Life from life ain't hard. Life from not life seems a bit more complex.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 29, 2020 07:58 PM (/Ki9y)


Just a bit.

Posted by: Dr. Frankenstein at July 29, 2020 08:00 PM (q1Pj5)

448 REAKING: Justice Ginsburg underwent non-surgical procedure today. Expected to be released from the hospital by the end of the week.

Just retire already

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 29, 2020 08:00 PM (dKiJG)

449 I smell Gelfling!

Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsburg at July 29, 2020 08:01 PM (yQpMk)

450 RBG underwent a medical procedure and is resting comfortably.

Alien bitch is made out of titanium or something.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 29, 2020 08:01 PM (luzVb)

451 Posted by: artemis at July 29, 2020 07:50 PM (AwPyG)

Didn't one of the BigPharma corporations threaten to leave the US because of this and the price controls Trump is imposing?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 29, 2020 08:01 PM (eTZoJ)

452 434 Holy Crap RBG underwent surgery today, She is really just trying to hang on.

-

That's pretty common for a near-death 156 year old woman riddled with cancer when there is a deadly super-contagious virus everywhere, right?

Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 29, 2020 08:01 PM (3LBaY)

453 290 I like to think that aliens would find something we consider nearly worthless to be insanely precious and almost unique in the universe, like decaying oak leaves or fleas.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

David Brin uses whale songs as top-drawer trade goods in his Uplift Universe.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 29, 2020 08:01 PM (u82oZ)

454 >Man, coronavirus will make the boringest movies ever.


the rom-coms will suck

Sandra Bullock wears a mask, and can't get within 6 feet of her Meet Cute Mr Right

The End.

Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 29, 2020 08:01 PM (iTXRQ)

455 Without a shadow of a doubt, I absolutely believe that there are UFOs/aliens.I was a witness.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 29, 2020 08:01 PM (T2NR8)

456 382 Greetings, Starfighter. You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier against Xur and the Ko-Dan armada.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 29, 2020 07:51 PM (q1Pj5)

-------------------------------

Xur (as ship is crashing ): What do we do?!

General: *flips monocle over eye* We die.

Best scene in the movie.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 29, 2020 08:01 PM (CAJOC)

457 439 More Spaceship Grifters:

"Oh, man," said Rex. "DNA scrambling is the worst. Last time I had an ear growing between my shoulder blades. People acted like they didn't notice it, but I could hear them talking behind my back."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 29, 2020 07:59 PM (+y/Ru)


Being covered with ears was pretty normal in Cordwainer Smith's bizarre short story, A Planet Named Shayol. Highly recommended if you can deal with that level of weirdness.

Posted by: Splunge at July 29, 2020 08:02 PM (dOV9E)

458 The speculation is that there are billions of stars in our galaxy, plenty would support life.

But of those billions of stars, scientists say only about 1/3 at most are capable of supporting life

Then there's the kind of life. How far along are they? What if we're the most advanced beings in the galaxy? How many advanced civilizations destroyed themselves through wars or were destroyed by planetary disasters? How many advanced and decided, "fuck it, we've done enough". How many thought planetary socialism was a great idea?

If they're advanced enough to travel, why travel here? The sun is a minor star sitting way out in the boonies as far as the galaxy goes.

Posted by: kbdabear at July 29, 2020 08:02 PM (qAR6u)

459 The original Battlestar Galatica opening? The BG with the smoking hot Athena (Maren Jensen)?
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 29, 2020 07:48 PM (gtKPW)

Oh yeah. I am not sure she did anything else. Lorne Green and Jane Seymour (Dirk Benedict went from this to A-Team) are the only ones I know of who got out of that one alive.

Posted by: Alien, cruising by Jupiter at July 29, 2020 08:02 PM (cI3Q7)

460
That's Kate McKinnon on the far left. It's hard to imagine her playing Elizabeth Holmes, but I'll see it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 29, 2020 08:02 PM (G51Gf)

461 455 Without a shadow of a doubt, I absolutely believe that there are UFOs/aliens.I was a witness.
Posted by: washrivergal at July 29, 2020 08:01 PM (T2NR

========

May you enter Valhalla, all shiny and chrome.

Witness!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 08:02 PM (Mc0CN)

462 two sizes too small
----
Preferred 1st Lt. Major Jugs from the Stargate on the spaceship one.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 29, 2020 08:02 PM (an7Mv)

463 If aliens exist and they come here they are the retards of the intergalactic cluster of worlds.
Posted by: Drew in MO at July 29, 2020 07:58 PM (cGlgB)
.........

Maybe it's like an alien tourist comedy tour.

Posted by: wth at July 29, 2020 08:02 PM (v0R5T)

464 I don't particularly care for Alien abduction type movies but Dark Skies was pretty good.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 29, 2020 08:02 PM (2DOZq)

465 443 Patrick, did you see the Babylon Bee?

RBG's already been replaced with a cardboard cutout.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2020 08:00 PM (L2ZTs)

Probably true. since Her interns write most of "Her" opinions

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 29, 2020 08:03 PM (dKiJG)

466 Alien bitch is made out of titanium or something.

Living tissue over a polyalloy endoskeleton

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 29, 2020 08:03 PM (KZzsI)

467 Being covered with ears was pretty normal in Cordwainer Smith's bizarre short story, A Planet Named Shayol.

oooh. And the Captain that turned into a mountainous foot.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 29, 2020 08:03 PM (luzVb)

468 RBG's already been replaced with a cardboard cutout.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2020 08:00 PM (L2ZTs)


And Creepy Joe is sniffing her cardboard hair!

Posted by: Mookie at July 29, 2020 08:03 PM (3vIkC)

469 Xur was Rylan. Ko-dan were on the bridge when it hit the moon.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 29, 2020 08:03 PM (WOTcK)

470 Alien

https://tinyurl.com/y5rn4e9u

Posted by: Javems at July 29, 2020 08:03 PM (73CtD)

471 Orion Slave girls are fantastic dancers, but they give lousy blowjobs.

Posted by: Capt. James T Kirk at July 29, 2020 08:03 PM (qAR6u)

472 How much has RBG cost the taxpayers?

Posted by: Ha at July 29, 2020 08:03 PM (EiNjl)

473 Off alien sock.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 29, 2020 08:03 PM (cI3Q7)

474 No carvings in stone or other records of the technology used to move huge stones into place.

Posted by: Pliney at July 29, 2020 07:58 PM (nzKWW)


There was no need to document trivial technology!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 29, 2020 08:03 PM (eTZoJ)

475 Given the odds that life developed on its own. I'd say its up to a higher being to create life where ever it wants. Aliens? Sure. We have a very narrow view of things through a dark lense.

Posted by: USNtakim at July 29, 2020 08:04 PM (0OmEj)

476 434 Supposedly she had some kind of stent put in. She has pancreatic insufficiency due to cancer correct? It was in the duct? This stent is likely for that.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 29, 2020 08:04 PM (vPfTN)

477 May you enter Valhalla, all shiny and chrome.



Witness!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 08:02 PM (Mc0CN)

++++
You're poking fun.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 29, 2020 08:04 PM (T2NR8)

478 The whole "how did they carve stones" thing has been hashed out by archaeologists in the past, and done experimentally by people to show it can be done for real. Sort of like the Easter Island statues, they showed how to carve and move one using only what was available on the island.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 29, 2020 08:05 PM (KZzsI)

479 458 If they're advanced enough to travel, why travel here? The sun is a minor star sitting way out in the boonies as far as the galaxy goes.
Posted by: kbdabear at July 29, 2020 08:02 PM (qAR6u)


If they got transmissions of Lost, I can see them coming here to give the writers a piece of their mind.

Posted by: Splunge at July 29, 2020 08:05 PM (dOV9E)

480 There's also speculation that aliens are from our distant future, other speculation is that they're from a parallel dimension

Or that there's a secret race living among us that are just trolling us

Posted by: kbdabear at July 29, 2020 08:05 PM (qAR6u)

481 Life from life ain't hard. Life from not life seems a bit more complex.



Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 29, 2020 07:58 PM (/Ki9y)


Just a bit.


Posted by: Dr. Frankenstein at July 29, 2020 08:00 PM

Super easy. Barely an inconvenience.

Posted by: Dr. Herbert West at July 29, 2020 08:05 PM (q1Pj5)

482 Sorry but Buck Rogers had the hottest women on TV and the Dresses that the Princess wore wow

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 29, 2020 08:05 PM (dKiJG)

483 455 Without a shadow of a doubt, I absolutely believe that there are UFOs/aliens.I was a witness.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 29, 2020 08:01 PM (T2NR



Tell us more, please!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 29, 2020 08:05 PM (eTZoJ)

484 Aliens visited Earth, assumed local camouflage, and spoke briefly to Trayvon Martin, George Floyd, and Maxine Waters.

They left shortly after, marking this sector as uninhabited.

Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 29, 2020 08:05 PM (3LBaY)

485 447 Life from life ain't hard. Life from not life seems a bit more complex.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 29, 2020 07:58 PM (/Ki9y)


Like fucking a rock.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 29, 2020 08:06 PM (lfmil)

486 You have to wonder if Trump is re-elected if they will freeze RBG cryogenically and claim she is not dead for another 4 years.

Who knows how many Attack of the Killer Cold sequels we will have to endure during that frame.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 29, 2020 08:06 PM (/Ki9y)

487 The left will burn DC down if RBG cashes out.

Posted by: Ha at July 29, 2020 08:06 PM (EiNjl)

488 Dr. Who 'City of the Dead'



You see there are these dudes named Jaggeroth billions of years ago.
No one liked them. Last of their race stranded on primordial Earth in a
broke starship.



So they tried to lift off on just warp drive. Never said they were really smart, just desperate like David French.



Well things went sideways at launch and their ship blew up killing
them but giving that primordial soup the radiation it needed to
eventually create Humans.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 29, 2020 08:00 PM (WOTcK)


City of Death with Julian Glover and Catherine Schell. Filmed in Paris. I think it was the first Dr Who show done outside of England.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 29, 2020 08:06 PM (JaevI)

489 Speaking of current events, isn't there a popular movement that believes white people are aliens?

Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 29, 2020 08:06 PM (3LBaY)

490 Speaking of aliens, Kirk gets to bone another one tonight!

Posted by: Mookie at July 29, 2020 08:07 PM (3vIkC)

491 And that aside, Vietnam dominated action movies and tv shows deep into the 1980s.



Yeah but that was 30 years ago. We're old, we do not represent the
public at large. To most of the voting public today, Vietnam is ancient
history that they never learned about except "it was bad and we lost"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 29, 2020 07:53 PM (KZz
of course. And the nation has moved on, both conservatives and the left. But many of the leaders of the Left are still living out their 60s dreams, you are right about that. All these young'uns that hate all history or going to have to wait their turn.


Posted by: Quint at July 29, 2020 08:07 PM (o1Bgo)

492 Tell us more, please!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 29, 2020 08:05 PM (eTZoJ)

++++
I am like Garrett on this. The less said, the better.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 29, 2020 08:07 PM (T2NR8)

493 I once sat behind a woman in a cab, in a foreign land, and I could see both eyeballs. From behind. Directly behind. Both eyeballs.

Posted by: Javems at July 29, 2020 08:07 PM (73CtD)

494
One interesting theory is.
Giving the current age age the universe (13.8 billion years) relative on how long it's going to last (100's of billions of years).
We may be the only ones because we are the first.

Posted by: YIKES! at July 29, 2020 08:07 PM (t6XCL)

495 How much has RBG cost the taxpayers?
Posted by: Ha at July 29, 2020 08:03 PM

Portions of the Constitution

Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2020 08:07 PM (6f16T)

496 Nood

Posted by: Bete at July 29, 2020 08:07 PM (Ojki1)

497 >>>>Ever wonder why the Egyptians or Mayans or any advanced builder
civilization did not make records of how they built them. No carvings in
stone or other records of the technology used to move huge stones into
place.<<<<

How many skyscrapers have a crane etched into their sides?

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at July 29, 2020 08:08 PM (3DZIZ)

498 493 I once sat behind a woman in a cab, in a foreign land, and I could see both eyeballs. From behind. Directly behind. Both eyeballs.
Posted by: Javems at July 29, 2020 08:07 PM (73CtD)


Yeah, I once noticed that cabs have mirrors too.

Posted by: Splunge at July 29, 2020 08:08 PM (dOV9E)

499 490 Speaking of aliens, Kirk gets to bone another one tonight!
Posted by: Mookie at July 29, 2020 08:07 PM (3vIkC)

Aka 'Wednesday.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 29, 2020 08:08 PM (cI3Q7)

500
Okay, this RBG thing is getting to be like the cat I had to put down after spending more money and effort on it than I'm going to admit here. Tubes, biopsies, special foods, overnight stints in the ER with fluids, weekly appointments with the very-expensive vet, chemo, a regimen of meds like a heart transpalnt patient, me feeding him from my hand like once every hour. It went on for a year and I finally had to let him go. (Cried my eyes out)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 29, 2020 08:08 PM (G51Gf)

501 487
The left will burn DC down if RBG cashes out.

Posted by: Ha at July 29, 2020 08:06 PM (EiNjl)


I call that a feature, not a bug....

Posted by: Mookie at July 29, 2020 08:08 PM (3vIkC)

502 I'm bringin' you a love that's true, get ready
Start makin' love to you, get ready
Oh, don't you know I'm coming
On my way....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 29, 2020 07:59 PM (Z+IKu)

"Only in thine world shall thou know my wisdom. And thoust may one day call upon Hairyback Guy to give my word, for you shall know it to be my word."

Posted by: Boswell at July 29, 2020 08:08 PM (32YRo)

503 Ever wonder why the Egyptians or Mayans or any advanced builder
civilization did not make records of how they built them. No carvings in
stone or other records of the technology used to move huge stones into
place.


They kept records of their acts of war and their religion, not their daily work.

How many skyscrapers have a crane etched into their sides?

And yeah, this too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 29, 2020 08:09 PM (KZzsI)

504 Supposedly she had some kind of stent put in. She has pancreatic insufficiency due to cancer correct? It was in the duct? This stent is likely for that.

**********

How is this fucking bitch still alive

Posted by: Two Weeks From Reclaiming My Time With Zooey Deschanel at July 29, 2020 08:09 PM (+dsLj)

505 Call out to Jesus Christ and claim Him as Your Lord and Savior. Aliens hate that alpha move.
No, really, they do. UFOlogists and the Alien Community hid this for decades when dealing with the Sleep Paralysis Question because they reasoned it would undermine their movement and griftng. It stopped when people called out to Christ, confirmed now from the Demons are real community and the Aliens are real community.

True story.

Posted by: Alicia Vikander scissoring Lili Simmons at July 29, 2020 08:09 PM (vamgx)

506 Personally, I believe we''re it as far as the universe is concerned. I understand why people want to believe in aliens. It's a heavy burden to be the only intelligent life around but chances are pretty slim there is anyone else out there. Given that burden I also believe we should take care to not extinguish ourselves.

Posted by: Tuna at July 29, 2020 08:09 PM (gLRfa)

507 478 moving a huge stone hundreds of thousands of pounds is a big deal in the 21st century you would think it would be an amazing accomplishment 3000 years ago. Why no records? Hell the Egyptians wrote down the recepie for fun beer.

Posted by: Pliney at July 29, 2020 08:10 PM (nzKWW)

508 At this point RBG better hang in there, replace the batteries or voodoo I don't care, just until the day after the election which if it's as it should be a Trump reelection she can die and I won't care.

Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2020 08:10 PM (6f16T)

509 469 Xur was Rylan. Ko-dan were on the bridge when it hit the moon.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 29, 2020 08:03 PM (WOTcK)

-----------------------------

Ah, dang it! I was sure it was Xur on the bridge with the general. I really need to re-watch it.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 29, 2020 08:11 PM (CAJOC)

510 Space aliens? Who gives a fuck? It's a distraction, like bigfoot, or that stupid scottish nessie. Anarchists are running amok, we're allegedly undergoing a pocket change shortage, and I'm supposed to wear a rag over my mug when I go into a store I'm not even robbing, and people give a shit about ufos? Focus pocus, people!

Posted by: eastofsuez at July 29, 2020 08:11 PM (U2zca)

511 487 The left will burn DC down if RBG cashes out.
Posted by: Ha at July 29, 2020 08:06 PM (EiNjl)

-------------------------------

I'm still trying to figure out what sort of non-surgical procedure leaves you in the hospital for a couple of days. I'm sure there are some, but nothing springs to mind.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 29, 2020 08:13 PM (CAJOC)

512 ALIENS??-- Kinda sorta. BUT not from another planet. They are from another dimension. I'm told we can prove 10 dimensions mathematically.if you study UFO maneuvers, THAT is the only thing that makes sense.

Posted by: rld77 with coffee at July 29, 2020 08:13 PM (EpY5F)

513 Leftists love to imagine that aliens come from a planet that lives by Lennon's "Imagine"

They'll come here and tell us we have to end wars and racism, save the planet from global warming, and use our technology to end hunger and want.

That's the image that the Kanamits want us to have of them. Kanamits are here to serve us

Posted by: kbdabear at July 29, 2020 08:13 PM (qAR6u)

514 The aliens have superior masks.

Posted by: A Scold of Karens at July 29, 2020 08:14 PM (EgshT)

515 510 Space aliens? Who gives a fuck? It's a distraction, like bigfoot, or that stupid scottish nessie. Anarchists are running amok, we're allegedly undergoing a pocket change shortage, and I'm supposed to wear a rag over my mug when I go into a store I'm not even robbing, and people give a shit about ufos? Focus pocus, people!
Posted by: eastofsuez at July 29, 2020 08:11 PM (U2zca)


This made me laugh like a hyena.

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at July 29, 2020 08:14 PM (TdMsT)

516 Arguably one of the best episodes ever, Anna !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at July 29, 2020 08:15 PM (OWgiM)

517 511 every ailment when your 95 years old and the most important person on the Left.

Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2020 08:15 PM (6f16T)

518 The earth is a massive ice ball 10s of millions of miles in diameter. We are one of many lakes on this ball with one of many suns that revolve over these lakes. The Aliens come from other lakes separated by large ice walls and 1000s of miles of ice.
Spoiler, it's all under a dome.

Posted by: Alicia Vikander scissoring Lili Simmons at July 29, 2020 08:16 PM (vamgx)

519 Posted by: eastofsuez at July 29, 2020 08:11 PM (U2zca)

Being amped up to 11 all the time is exhausting. We all need a mental break now and then. I love these little philosophical distractions now and then.

Kind of like how cathartic the weekend threads are.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, not saying Boo-urns at July 29, 2020 08:16 PM (xPJvm)

520 When Jay Leno was starting out in the 70's, he had a joke about UFO's..

"How come they never land at MIT or Stanford? It's always in the middle of some woods or swamp where they're seen by Billy Bob who wouldn't know a UFO from a Buick. 'Yeh, it was big and round!'"

Posted by: kbdabear at July 29, 2020 08:17 PM (qAR6u)

521 "City of Death", that is.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at July 29, 2020 08:17 PM (OWgiM)

522 From Starship Grifters by Robert Kroese

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 29, 2020 07:46 PM (+y/Ru)

By the way, this book should be required reading for Horde members!

Posted by: Sasha



Hmmm, just ordered it. Sounds suspiciously like Keith Laumer's Jaime Retief series, which are classics of hilarious sci fi adventure.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 29, 2020 08:18 PM (BM2fS)

523 Fine. It's cool. I know when my meat's been beaten. I can take it like a man.

What's the difference between meat and fish?

If you beat your fish, it will die.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 29, 2020 08:18 PM (HaL55)

524 Yay! A Nephilim Thread!

Posted by: That guy that says Yay! A Nephilim Thread! at July 29, 2020 08:21 PM (1eJby)

525
I'm still trying to figure out what sort of non-surgical procedure leaves you in the hospital for a couple of days. I'm sure there are some, but nothing springs to mind.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 29, 2020 08:13 PM (CAJOC)

In the hospital I worked at their were other wards besides the regular ward. SSU (Sort Stay Unit) and CDU (Clinical Decision Unit). CDU and SSU is generally used for clinical testing and observation. CDU as the name implies weather to admit into a regular ward for more extensive treatment and or surgery.

Posted by: YIKES! at July 29, 2020 08:23 PM (t6XCL)

526 524 Yay! A Nephilim Thread!
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That's my best guess.

Posted by: rld77 with coffee at July 29, 2020 08:28 PM (EpY5F)

527
I like to think that aliens would find something we consider nearly worthless to be insanely precious and almost unique in the universe, like decaying oak leaves or fleas.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor







Maple Syrup

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 29, 2020 08:35 PM (EGyGV)

528 "Personally, I'm still a Hard No."

Or a turgid nyet?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 29, 2020 08:41 PM (Boqkc)

529 moving a huge stone hundreds of thousands of pounds is a big deal in the 21st century you would think it would be an amazing accomplishment 3000 years ago. Why no records?


This article has some tomb images of statues and obelisks being moved.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 29, 2020 08:46 PM (yQpMk)

530 No aliens gonna visit, just their robot overlords.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 29, 2020 08:56 PM (e1mEI)

531 Yes, and they hate dirty commies also...

Posted by: Garbone at July 29, 2020 09:01 PM (7v2pL)

532 I got a handy from a Tall Nordic.

Now my sperm sits frozen in a lab 33 light years away, probably with an olive suspended in it.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 29, 2020 09:12 PM (DY3v8)

533 Good debunking of those videos:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfhAC2YiYHs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3viYcYPRdu4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWWGmiZs4JA

Posted by: Trimegistus at July 29, 2020 09:36 PM (jbmxH)

534 Sorry but we live in a Matrix. The real question is what the real world is, outside this simulacrum we are experiencing.

Posted by: Hoi Polloi at July 29, 2020 09:45 PM (d/0JI)

535 Genesis 6:4

Posted by: That guy that says Yay! A Nephilim Thread! at July 29, 2020 09:48 PM (1eJby)

536 Of course there are aliens. The Democrats need every vote they can get. "Line up, scrupniks! It's election day! https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-q___-533ae3517655924bc4ea73a671b3c7b4

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at July 29, 2020 09:56 PM (ABuva)

537 My Bible says there is some mysterious shit.
The Old Testament is full of reasons to believe in extra dimensional beings.

You better bring that chick around
to the sad sad truth of The Dirty Lowdown

Who put those ideas in your head
Gotta have a Jones for this, a Jones for that
Look out for that LowDown

Posted by: That guy that says Yay! A Nephilim Thread! at July 29, 2020 09:58 PM (1eJby)

538 Ace,I flew with CDR Dave Fravor both in the A-6 Fleet Replacement Squadron (VA-12 as a fellow newly minted Naval Aviator, and then as part of the same air wing deployed aboard USS Ranger. He is the most straightforward, no BS guy you would ever meet and not prone to flights of fancy. I have talked with him about this incident many times over the last few years and his descriptions of the flight characteristics are not those of any craft using Bernoulli to stay airborne. His story has been corroborated by both wingman and battlegroup sensor operators. If it ain't off world stuff, then we as a nation are screwed as somebody has something for which we have no defense nor offense. He makes no claims about where it came from, only that at no point could he achieve any sort of offensive position - on the contrary, at any time, if it had had offensive intentions, he would have had no ability to defend himself. This is the true intention of his public statements on the record - to inform the national defense community and the nation as a whole that we are second fiddle to some technology operating within our operating environments.

Posted by: cberrya6e at July 30, 2020 12:11 AM (suV07)

539 Not sure why it added an emoji instead of an 8 - should be VA-128 or Attack Squadron One Twenty Eight.

Posted by: cberrya6e at July 30, 2020 12:13 AM (suV07)

540 This whole year in politics has been the reality show version of ''Mars Attacks'' meets ''Invasion of the Body Snatchers'', starring Reptilian Skanky Ho's from Hell demanding reclamation of the approximate Solar Time-Space Continuum

Posted by: lunatic fringe-i know i'm out there. at July 30, 2020 01:10 AM (Mce6+)

541 510
Space aliens? Who gives a fuck? It's a distraction, like bigfoot, or
that stupid scottish nessie. Anarchists are running amok, we're
allegedly undergoing a pocket change shortage, and I'm supposed to wear a
rag over my mug when I go into a store I'm not even robbing, and people
give a shit about ufos? Focus pocus, people!

Scottish Nessie says:
Oy you--'belongs-on-a-party platter' Yea, you:You whinge about all this shite --whilst i paddle about nekkid in my private loch w/o a care in the world--and you call ME stupid??
See if you get an invite to my pool party.



Posted by: lunatic fringe-i know i'm out there. at July 30, 2020 01:27 AM (Mce6+)

542 I feel like if Alien life existed, the chance it would have come to this planet - while we were here - would be akin to me running into a specific ant on earth somewhere.

Throughout the age of the universe, they would have to be able to travel here, and travel here at this very moment.

Not that it couldn't happen, but man.. its a big universe and its been a long time.

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