The Morning Rant

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Why does so much of progressivism seem to involve the glorification of the ugly, the perverse, and the pathological? Seriously, who designed that hologram? Who made the final decision that yes, this is the image we want people to see? It looks absolutely hideous. It will most likely frighten small children.

Second, why are we glorifying a career criminal? Why are we memorialzing his "legacy"? Floyd was a psychopathic thug and his only "legacy" was a string of drug and armed robbery convictions. He once held a gun up against the stomach of a pregnant woman. This is the guy the progressives want as a civil rights hero? Oh, and as an addded insult to normal sensibilities, the text accompanying the hologram is done up using a font in the style of "gangsta" graffiti of the sort that defaces public spaces all across the country. So it exalts and glorifies criminality.

Third, the traveling exhibit seems to assume that the death of George Floyd was motivated by racial hatred. But there is absolutely no evidence to support this, and some that suggests otherwise, that Floyd was previously known to the officers and there was bad blood between them. But all that has been drowned out by the rioting and the looting.

Fourth, if systemic racism is as prevalent in this country as the progressives claim, then why can't they use an actual victim for lessons like this? With all of the white supremacists around every corner and hiding under every bed, you'd think they'd be able to come up with *one* example. But no, all I ever see are fake hate crimes and dead thugs who are dead because of their thuggery, not because they're innocents shot by racist cops.

I have no objection to a travelling anti-racism exhibit. But is it too much to ask to just pick somebody else?

Lastly, this exhibit will be touring Confederate monument sites throughout the South. The idea, according to CNN, is to "convert spaces normally occupied by racist symbols". OK, but consider this: those statues and monuments were carved back when the values that art emphasized were beauty, grandeur, and nobility. Say what you will about the values and opinions held by the men commemorated by those monuments or the cause they fought for, those statues look beautiful and even glorious. By superimposing a hologram of a criminal thug garlanded with gangsta graffiti, who spent most of his adult life stealing from people and hurting them, you're inviting the audience to make a comparison. Do you really want to do this? You might not like the answer you get.



Is There *Nothing* Trump Can't Do?

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Also, Trump made me fat.



Picking Up the Garbage:

Andy Ngo has background on this disturbed individual.



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A Question Nobody Should Be Asking:



Who Dis:

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For the 'Ettes:

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Wednesday's Who Dis: Well, I screwed up and accidentally included a photo of Raquel Welch in with the others. But that turned out to be serendipitous because her daughter, Tahnee Welch, had a part in the movie the 'who dis' people shared. So it's all connected, I guess. The hottie, Linda Harrison, is best known for role as Nova alongside Charlton Heston in 'Planet of the Apes' movies. She got the job because she slept with the producer -- Richard Zanuck, who was her husband at the time. She was in a supporting role in Cocoon, and also the sequel along with Brian Dennehy, and actor with talent of geographic proportions.



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1 First!

Posted by: weew at July 31, 2020 11:14 AM (EaEMG)

2 I'll get the others

Posted by: weew at July 31, 2020 11:14 AM (EaEMG)

3 He's Cornel Wilde. Not sure about her.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 31, 2020 11:14 AM (rpbg1)

4 luv dat big aip

Posted by: Shep at July 31, 2020 11:15 AM (JFO2v)

5 rd

Posted by: CliffClavin at July 31, 2020 11:15 AM (dyCMp)

6 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 11:15 AM (UWqZJ)

7 Damn, today's hottie is slammin'!

That's not Jean Harlow is it?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 31, 2020 11:15 AM (l4C/z)

8 Chick is hawt

Posted by: blaster at July 31, 2020 11:16 AM (ZfRYq)

9 Damn, today's hottie is slammin'!

That's not Jean Harlow is it?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 31, 2020


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I doubt it. Jean died before Cornel started in pictures (I think).

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 31, 2020 11:16 AM (rpbg1)

10 That hologram looks like King Kong.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2020 11:16 AM (aKsyK)

11 In the south? Um, didn't he die in Minnesota?

Posted by: lorien1973 at July 31, 2020 11:16 AM (SpKeo)

12 Hey! Bill Clinton was seen with two young girls on Epstein's island.

Wow.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2020 11:16 AM (bDqIh)

13
Yo! 'Rilla!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 31, 2020 11:17 AM (pNxlR)

14 Only cervix persons get multiple periods when exposed to tear gas.

Scrotum people are immune.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 11:17 AM (ZLI7S)

15 That's not Jean Harlow is it?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 31, 2020 11:15 AM


No, but I did get a few pics of Harlow returned by the google search, so you're not the first one to notice the resemblance.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 31, 2020 11:17 AM (e2RUo)

16 Also, moar accidental Raquel Welch photos plz

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 31, 2020 11:17 AM (l4C/z)

17 So, I sez to Milady, I sez, hey! Must be monkey time!

So, I goes and looks and sees, yup indeed, the Ape is in the house.

Yay

Posted by: mindful webworker
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at July 31, 2020 11:18 AM (Sr48m)

18 As a retort, perhaps a hologram of David Dorn can be projected onto all BLM murals.

I might actually tune into an NBA game, just to see that being done to whatever nonsense they've carved into the court.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at July 31, 2020 11:18 AM (ch6++)

19 12 Hey! Bill Clinton was seen with two young girls on Epstein's island.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2020 11:16 AM (bDqIh)


The devil you say.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 31, 2020 11:19 AM (e2RUo)

20 Amy Siskind is a special kind of crazy -- she's right up there with Rachel Maddow.


If "protesting" amongst people who are literally burning down your city, this instigating return fire in several forms from LEOs harms your health?

Don't do it. It's that simple.
Only an idiot or fanatical partisan blames Trump.



*I doubt many of these "moms" are moms.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2020 11:19 AM (bDqIh)

21 My first thought was Victor Mature, but no, Cornel Wilde it is. She is...wholesome!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2020 11:19 AM (axyOa)

22
Scrotum people are immune.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 11:17 AM


Persons of Scrote

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 31, 2020 11:19 AM (DUIap)

23 A better image for police brutality would be Kelly Thomas.

Posted by: OCBill at July 31, 2020 11:19 AM (Ij9pi)

24 Dick fat out for Harambe

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 11:19 AM (NWiLs)

25 Chocolate, peanut butter and cream cheese keto fat bombs.

So my Mom has low potassium. So I get her fresh made almond butter that has about 200% daily K required in one tbs. She called me yesterday to say that she loved her almond butter as she dips hershey miniature bars into the butter for her spoon.

Posted by: Shep at July 31, 2020 11:20 AM (JFO2v)

26 cancel.peanut butter

Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 31, 2020 11:20 AM (TOyHQ)

27 Wow, Miss Lindsey actually seems to get it on the Flynn fiasco.

The courts are setting themsleves up to be investigators and prosecutors unbound by rules, and with no checks nor balances.

Posted by: blaster at July 31, 2020 11:20 AM (ZfRYq)

28 And, also, today's who dis? I am ashamed to say that I don't know.

And, indeed, those are some leggy legs there. Now I'm more ashamed.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at July 31, 2020 11:20 AM (ch6++)

29 Dick fat.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2020 11:20 AM (VgHIE)

30
So....George Floyd was a partially decayed zombie?

Who knew?



Even I, who know absolutely nothing about creating holograms, could do a better job.

Sad.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 31, 2020 11:20 AM (dWwl8)

31 That little kid meme is getting some mileage.

I like it.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2020 11:20 AM (axyOa)

32 She is...wholesome!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2020 11:19 AM (axyOa)

She's a whole lotta something something

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 31, 2020 11:21 AM (l4C/z)

33
Ghislaine Maxwell and Jeffrey Epstein ...














... did not kill themselves.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 31, 2020 11:21 AM (pNxlR)

34 In Portland, looks like someone was caught in the act!

That individual claiming to be a woman is something like 6'3'' and weighs 230 pounds. He claims to be disabled (the evil cops separated him from this "therapy" dog, but his disability doesn't stop him from skating in Portland's local women's roller derby.

I saw a picture of this guy with his roller derby team - he of course towered over the actual female members of the team. I wonder how many 120 lb women have stopped doing roller derby because they didn't want to be injured being slammed into a wall by someone who weighs twice as much as they do.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 31, 2020 11:21 AM (I2/tG)

35 >>The devil you say.


Remember a few months ago when they were floating the story that Bill had an affair with Gislaine?

Yeah, crafting a more acceptable cover story.
See, he fooled around (sad!) but it was with an age-appropriate Brit, who's got all sorts of glamourous friends and wants to save the oceans, so it's all good. Nothing to see, move along. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2020 11:21 AM (bDqIh)

36 Arte Johnson's Renfield. That's where I've seen Fauci before. Now on to my next research project.

Posted by: klaftern at July 31, 2020 11:21 AM (RuIsu)

37 Jean Wallace is so cute in pic 7, must be some publicity still when she was just starting out

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 11:21 AM (KZzsI)

38
Who her?
I dunno, but her legs go all the way up to her ass!

Posted by: Roland THTG at July 31, 2020 11:21 AM (88+cf)

39 So some protestors are getting multiple periods and cramps. So much for the soibois. What about the women protestors?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2020 11:22 AM (axyOa)

40 Adele Jergens and Cornell Wilde 1001 NIghts

Posted by: CN at July 31, 2020 11:22 AM (ONvIw)

41 Kayleigh does this thing with her eyebrows, it's code for: "I want you, Sir Robin."
I'm positive of this.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin, Conservative Blogger at July 31, 2020 11:22 AM (7Fj9P)

42 Heh. Best part of the video is the dude yelling "I am a woman!" Well, you might want to consider switching sides back to male, because you're REALLY not good at it.

Posted by: pep at July 31, 2020 11:22 AM (v16oJ)

43 Can't tell if Who Dis is going for an "OMG!!" look or more of a quizzical expression with those painted-on eyebrows. I guess they could be altered quickly to fit a given situation.

And a lantern jaw as well.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 31, 2020 11:23 AM (Fc5rx)

44 That trans had retard strength.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 11:23 AM (NWEal)

45 multiple periods in a single month!

Let's see, July has 31 days...I rate this claim as probable.

Posted by: t-bird at July 31, 2020 11:23 AM (fFtVH)

46 When you "take a knee" ...
Does it symbolize putting your knee on George Floyd's neck ?

Posted by: SMOD at July 31, 2020 11:23 AM (3aI0K)

47
*Gorilla*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 31, 2020 11:23 AM (EGyGV)

48 I did not have sex with...well, actually I had sex with just about everybody, except Wilt Chamberlain.

Posted by: William Jefferson Clinton at July 31, 2020 11:23 AM (vcOmj)

49
The Scrotes and the Cervs are gonna have a rumble tonight - brickbats and shivs - pass it on!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 31, 2020 11:23 AM (pNxlR)

50 >>Only cervix persons get multiple periods when exposed to tear gas.

Scrotum people are immune.
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Who can I sue for ruining the English language?
I am *not* a Cervix-American, or a front hole person. BLECK!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2020 11:24 AM (bDqIh)

51 48 I did not have sex with...well, actually I had sex with just about everybody, except Wilt Chamberlain.
Posted by: William Jefferson Clinton at July 31, 2020 11:23 AM (vcOmj)

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"This is a lie. Here are the pictures."
-Wilt Chamberlain

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 11:24 AM (UWqZJ)

52 No clue who dis is. I'm guessing dead before I was born kinda thing.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 31, 2020 11:24 AM (9Om/r)

53 Best part of the video is the dude yelling "I am a woman!"

"Oh, good. So you won't mind if I step on your balls."

Posted by: t-bird at July 31, 2020 11:24 AM (fFtVH)

54 Who her?
I dunno, but her legs go all the way up to her ass!

Posted by: Roland THTG at July 31, 2020 11:21 AM (88+cf)

Jean Wallace....married to Cornel Wilde...running thru Africa w/a whole tribe of ...natives...chasing him.

Posted by: BignJames at July 31, 2020 11:24 AM (X/Pw5)

55 Made some Keto Cheesecake Fat Bombs last week. Amazing.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 31, 2020 11:24 AM (k/TB6)

56 It is unclear to me what has happened in Portlandia.

They are saying that there was no violence last night. But also saying that no cops were visible.

I noted yesterday was it that the statements released by Brown and Wolf were not necessarily in contradiction, though Trump contradicted it.

Posted by: blaster at July 31, 2020 11:24 AM (ZfRYq)

57 Bleg: Horde experiences with GMC Pick-ups.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 31, 2020 11:24 AM (OeBYn)

58 During Barky's eight year reign, I'd get up every morning and think what fresh hell awaits us today.

After losing the rigged election in 2016, the dems/communists/leftists/crazies have taken it to 11.

And I've been avoiding facebook for a couple of years now, ever since the wailing of the leftists back in 2016, but is it to be believed that facebook is the only social media that permits conservative views to be expressed and shared? That seems to be what I've heard from these show hearings in D.C.

Posted by: Boots at July 31, 2020 11:25 AM (oGBso)

59 49


The Scrotes and the Cervs are gonna have a rumble tonight - brickbats and shivs - pass it on!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)

Dance-off!!!

Posted by: pep at July 31, 2020 11:25 AM (v16oJ)

60 hiya

Posted by: JT at July 31, 2020 11:25 AM (arJlL)

61 Jean Wallace....married to Cornel Wilde...running thru Africa w/a whole tribe of ...natives...chasing him.
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"The Naked Prey"

classic. Hardly any dialogue in the whole movie.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at July 31, 2020 11:26 AM (vcOmj)

62 40 Adele Jergens and Cornell Wilde 1001 NIghts
Posted by: CN at July 31, 2020 11:22 AM (ONvIw)


Not Adele, but she is now in the queue.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 31, 2020 11:26 AM (e2RUo)

63 I hear some white supremacists hanging out at the pool swimming, talking, and laughing. There is talk about different recipes, the exchanging of recipes, discussions of homeschooling versus sending their kids back to school, and weekend family plans. They may fire up the grill or just eat sandwiches so mayo will definitely be involved but no milk. It's insidious stuff going on right now. I feel safe and happy knowing several FEDs are assigned to monitor each family 24/7.

Posted by: Maskhole at July 31, 2020 11:26 AM (cGEUA)

64 62 40 Adele Jergens and Cornell Wilde 1001 NIghts
Posted by: CN at July 31, 2020 11:22 AM (ONvIw)

Not Adele, but she is now in the queue.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 31, 2020 11:26 AM (e2RUo)

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You just have binders full of women, don't you?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 11:26 AM (UWqZJ)

65 Jean Wallace is so cute in pic 7, must be some publicity still when she was just starting out
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I just finished watching The Big Combo from '55 with her and Cornel -- I thought she was familiar. They were married at the time.

A good noir flick it is, with Lee Van Cleef of Good, the Bad, and the Ugly and Earl Holliman of Police Woman as Richard Conte's hitmen. There's a subtle hint that the two gunmen are gay, but they are not effeminate or comic, and scary as hell.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 31, 2020 11:26 AM (rpbg1)

66 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 11:27 AM (Zz0t1)

67 Dance-off!!!
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It's on!

Posted by: Ronan the Accuser at July 31, 2020 11:27 AM (UAMe5)

68 No one is ever fully emotionally prepared for a polyamorous (Firefox doesn't even think it's a word!) relationship. They always end in heartbreak and misery, and sometimes death.

Also, the guy on the left looks like he's "transitioning," the girl in the center looks like she's down with whatever sexual fad is sweeping through her dorm hall at the moment, and the guy on the right is looking down and wondering if he'll ever get laid with his diminutive size.


CHOOSE A NEW GRAPHIC DESIGNER, SLATE!!!!!

Posted by: pookysgirl, with an actual functioning brain at July 31, 2020 11:27 AM (XKZwp)

69 CNN is dick fat.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 11:27 AM (Zz0t1)

70 Who dis in photo 7 is saying she wants me.

Really, she does.

Posted by: dantesed at July 31, 2020 11:27 AM (88xKn)

71 When I was small front staffed yute on the Isle of Scrote, we were subjected to daily doses of tear gas to build our immunity.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 11:27 AM (ZLI7S)

72 67 Dance-off!!!
Posted by: pep at July 31, 2020 11:25 AM (v16oJ)
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It's on!
Posted by: Ronan the Accuser at July 31, 2020 11:27 AM (UAMe5)

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytZFm1NW5MM

Ronan does dance.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 11:28 AM (UWqZJ)

73 If you have to scream "I am a woman!"
Well. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2020 11:28 AM (bDqIh)

74 Only cervix persons get multiple periods when exposed to tear gas.

We all have cervical vertebrae, so I assume we all have cervixes (cervices? A cervix).

Posted by: t-bird at July 31, 2020 11:28 AM (KfC1e)

75 Apocalypto was a remake of The Naked Prey.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 11:28 AM (NWEal)

76 Arte Johnson's Renfield. That's where I've seen Fauci before. Now on to my next research project.
Posted by: klaftern at July 31, 2020


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Fauci to me sounds like Mel Brooks when he did stand-up, the 2000-Year-Old Man. "Is it true," Carl Reiner asks him, "that fish is brain food?" "I don't know, but brains are good fish food."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 31, 2020 11:28 AM (rpbg1)

77 Picture Jean Wallace, driving drunk, wearing an overcoat and blue panties and that's it.

Sounds like she had a rough life and a wild one.

Sad, but I'd be lying if I didn't say I wanted to tap that.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 31, 2020 11:29 AM (l4C/z)

78 Best Cornell Wilde movie ever - GARGOYLES!!! (1972) Made for TV, oh I loved that movie back when! (and it's still fun to watch)

I actually knew someone who was in it, he'd done back lot work and it was his only movie role - he got to play the Gargoyle who runs across the highway and gets hit by a semi (stupid gargoyle! Look both ways!!!) He loved to laugh about how his One Great Line in his movie career was "urrrrgggh....aahhhhhhhh...."

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2020 11:29 AM (Kpl3J)

79 Only cervix persons get multiple periods when exposed to tear gas.

We all have cervical vertebrae, so I assume we all have cervixes (cervices? A cervix).
Posted by: t-bird at July 31, 2020


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"Cervix" = "neck."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 31, 2020 11:29 AM (rpbg1)

80 And not to get too graphic, but blood clot woman has fibroids. Really common in older women and causes large blood clots and painful periods.

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 31, 2020 11:29 AM (JKNZq)

81 If you have to scream "I am a woman!"

It's because 55 of the 57 genders are bullshit.

Posted by: t-bird at July 31, 2020 11:30 AM (KfC1e)

82 One way to deal with the hologram assholes would be to fire numerous firework to explode in it, thereby wrecking the effect.

Of course, one firework into the holo-projector could work, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2020 11:30 AM (GuvYS)

83 At one time, it was just the confederate flag that was killing people.
Now, the statues have also come to life and stated killing.

Thank the good lord the Floyd family has discovered those murderous statues can be trapped by holograms

Posted by: RoyalOil at July 31, 2020 11:30 AM (JTxmq)

84 And here I thought I would get away from dicks in this thread.

Instead, one is screaming something about first amendment and being a woman.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2020 11:30 AM (pnfZk)

85 632 Restarting professional sports is beginning to take on the flavor of the decade-long bumbling to replace the World Trade Center after 9/11.

Too many chiefs, and too few results.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 31, 2020 11:10 AM (pNxlR)


Reposted for superior accuracy.

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86 >>Are teenagers too young to manage polyamorous relationships?


[redacted]
They just can't stay away from kids with their deviance, can they?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2020 11:30 AM (bDqIh)

87 75 Apocalypto was a remake of The Naked Prey.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 11:28 AM (NWEal)

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Just got my new Blu-Ray of that yesterday.

I'm a bit disappointed. It's from this new label that apparently has problems.

The video and audio are fine, but my UHD player can't play it, so I had to use my PS4, and the subtitles aren't just of the dialogue but of the sounds too like, "Panting" and "Breathing heavily", which you do for the subtitles on hearing impaired tracks not foreign language tracks.

Still, I have it in HD now. So, that's a step better than my previous DVD that I sold for the same price that I bought the Blu-ray for.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 11:30 AM (UWqZJ)

88 CHOOSE A NEW GRAPHIC DESIGNER, SLATE!!!!!


Posted by: pookysgirl, with an actual functioning brain at July 31, 2020 11:27 AM (XKZwp)

Sorry, it was the only stock image that came up on Adobe Stock with the polyamorous search.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 31, 2020 11:30 AM (k/TB6)

89 That video is funny because her dog seemed to willingly go with one of the officers like he/she was rescued.

Posted by: Maskhole at July 31, 2020 11:30 AM (cGEUA)

90 The mole by her right eye in photo #1 is not evident in the other pics with the exception of maybe #4 (maybe covered with foundation).

I wonder if it was a natural "beauty mark" or an add-on. Maybe floated as a trial balloon at one stage of her career and later abandoned.

Or maybe she's just mole-y!

Posted by: Muldoon at July 31, 2020 11:31 AM (Fc5rx)

91 Not Adele, but she is now in the queue.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor Social Distancing Professional at July 31, 2020 11:26 AM (e2RUo)
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You just have binders full of women, don't you?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 11:26 AM (UWqZJ)


Oh, you have no idea.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 31, 2020 11:31 AM (e2RUo)

92 The racist Left wants you to believe that this cheap thug is the archetypical hero of Black Americans rather than Ben Carson, Clarence Thomas, Thomas Sowell, or dare I say it, Herman Cain.


Don't fall for it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 31, 2020 11:31 AM (yQpMk)

93 At one time, it was just the confederate flag that was killing people.
Now, the statues have also come to life and stated killing.

Posted by: RoyalOil at July 31, 2020 11:30 AM (JTxmq)

I know, right?

Posted by: Don Giovanni at July 31, 2020 11:31 AM (BAsqb)

94 91 You just have binders full of women, don't you?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 11:26 AM (UWqZJ)

Oh, you have no idea.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 31, 2020 11:31 AM (e2RUo)

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I demand a peak Helen Mirren!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 11:31 AM (UWqZJ)

95 They are saying that there was no violence last night. But also saying that no cops were visible.

I read yesterday afternoon that the black-clad Antifa goons were going to take the night off. People who tried to throw water bottles and flaming cardboard at the courthouse were stopped by the crowd.

It will be interesting to see how this plays out - you're not going to get a couple of thousand people showing up night after night for tedious political speeches without the excitement of rioting.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 31, 2020 11:31 AM (I2/tG)

96 Picture Jean Wallace, driving drunk, wearing an overcoat and blue panties and that's it.

Sounds like she had a rough life and a wild one.

Sad, but I'd be lying if I didn't say I wanted to tap that.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy A


Me ex-wife met me at an airport gate with shoes and an overcoat.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2020 11:32 AM (VgHIE)

97 89 That video is funny because her dog seemed to willingly go with one of the officers like he/she was rescued.
Posted by: Maskhole at July 31, 2020 11:30 AM (cGEUA)


Yeah, it was like, "please take me away from this crazy idiot!"

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 31, 2020 11:32 AM (e2RUo)

98 Oh and polyamorous just means being a slut.

I'm pro-slut, not knocking slut-ness, but that's all it is.

Don't be in a relationship with someone who wants to sleep around and is open about it.

Trust me on this.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 31, 2020 11:32 AM (l4C/z)

99
41 Kayleigh does this thing with her eyebrows, it's code for: "I want you, Sir Robin."
I'm positive of this.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin, Conservative Blogger at July 31, 2020 11:22 AM (7Fj9P)


Depends on the eyebrow. One is code for 'I desire AlaBAMA'. The other is 'I just farted near this reporter's face!'

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2020 11:32 AM (pnfZk)

100 That video is funny because her dog seemed to willingly go with one of the officers like he/she was rescued.

I thought it was a police dog! Seemed happy to be with them.

Posted by: t-bird at July 31, 2020 11:32 AM (KfC1e)

101 The Scrotes and the Cervs are gonna have a rumble tonight - brickbats and shivs - pass it on!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)
Dance-off!!!


Posted by: pep



When your s Scrote your a Scrote all the way, from your first cigarette to your last dying day!

**Snaps fingers**

Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2020 11:32 AM (axyOa)

102 Once again my entire concern watching the trans video was ' what's going to happen to the poor doggie ? '

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 11:33 AM (NWEal)

103 96 Picture Jean Wallace, driving drunk, wearing an overcoat and blue panties and that's it.

Sounds like she had a rough life and a wild one.

Sad, but I'd be lying if I didn't say I wanted to tap that.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy A


Me ex-wife met me at an airport gate with shoes and an overcoat.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2020 11:32 AM (VgHIE)

Congrats!

I hope...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 31, 2020 11:33 AM (l4C/z)

104 Me ex-wife met me at an airport gate with shoes and an overcoat.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2020 11:32 AM (VgHIE)


What did your present wife say about that?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 31, 2020 11:33 AM (e2RUo)

105
If you have to scream "I am a woman!"

Hear him roar
In numbers too big to ignore
And he knows too much to go back and pretend

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2020 11:33 AM (aKsyK)

106 In Portland, looks like someone was caught in the act!




The snowflake/participation trophy generation is finally having to deal with consequences to their actions. Hopefully it's a very rude awakening

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 31, 2020 11:33 AM (FRiC1)

107 Open that Andy Ngo thread on "Juniper". There are a couple of "her" pics posted. One has "her" with two medals around her neck, fat gut hanging out, referring to "herself" as a "world champion athlete."
Liberalism, it's a mental disease.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin, Conservative Blogger at July 31, 2020 11:33 AM (7Fj9P)

108 Something something Horst Something.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 31, 2020 11:33 AM (ysmsf)

109 78
Best Cornell Wilde movie ever - GARGOYLES!!! (1972) Made for TV, oh I
loved that movie back when! (and it's still fun to watch)



I actually knew someone who was in it, he'd done back lot work and
it was his only movie role - he got to play the Gargoyle who runs across
the highway and gets hit by a semi (stupid gargoyle! Look both
ways!!!) He loved to laugh about how his One Great Line in his movie
career was "urrrrgggh....aahhhhhhhh...."

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2020 11:29 AM (Kpl3J)

Stan Winston won an Emmy for his costume and special effects. Love that flick.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 31, 2020 11:33 AM (k/TB6)

110 80 And not to get too graphic, but blood clot woman has fibroids. Really common in older women and causes large blood clots and painful periods.


most definitely PLUS I think all the protestin' is making her much much more physically active than she usually is with her online shopping and netflix binging, so that will definitely cause the bleeding episodes to be more frequent.

these people - to a one - are a hot mess. what on earth is wrong with so many people?!?! I think it's Dire Straits' "Industrial Disease."

Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at July 31, 2020 11:33 AM (j9HX3)

111 And not to get too graphic, but blood clot woman has fibroids. Really common in older women and causes large blood clots and painful periods.
Posted by: notsothoreau

OW !

Posted by: JT at July 31, 2020 11:33 AM (arJlL)

112 I have no objection to a travelling anti-racism exhibit. But is it too much to ask to just pick somebody else?

Like how Italian-Americans love their Columbus statues but haven't considered Caboto instead.

Columbus was a slaver, a raper, and a terrible administrator even by the abysmal standards of sixteenth century Spain. All Caboto did was find the coast of North America where most of us live.

I just figure that there's something in the human psyche which gravitates toward the Alpha. Thuggery is a plus for most people, not a minus.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 31, 2020 11:34 AM (ykYG2)

113 The planned George Floyd hologram tour is a humiliation ritual. It's the sort of thing done to a defeated enemy in tribal warfare. Unsurprisingly, because what is happening is tribal war, little though one side even recognizes that it's in one.

Posted by: Monty James at July 31, 2020 11:34 AM (Zqz9o)

114 He once held a gun up against the stomach of a pregnant woman. This is the guy the progressives want as a civil rights hero?

If that were part of the hologram freak show, then I'd be all for it--particularly if it were animated.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik: we can haz purge now? at July 31, 2020 11:34 AM (DTX3h)

115 The foundation created by George Floyd's family has launched a new initiative to project a hologram of Floyd at a handful of Confederate monuments throughout the South


Use excessive Force, Luke!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 31, 2020 11:34 AM (oVJmc)

116 Okay, I think we a prime Biden sound bite for the fall.
From pretending to no pretending to outright advocacy.

Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden says that illegal immigration makes the United States "strong" in a virtual event with UnidosUS on Wednesday.

Posted by: WisRich at July 31, 2020 11:35 AM (G0vdT)

117 If you need to project a holograph of a black thug at least do a good looking one like a young OJ Simpson instead of an ugly mug like Floyd.

Posted by: Cosda at July 31, 2020 11:35 AM (i/0Aa)

118 When you're a Scrote you're a Scrote till you change your mind..

Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 11:35 AM (ZLI7S)

119 What did your present wife say about that?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 31, 2020 11:33 AM (e2RUo)

This was many moons ago, while dating the ex. Downhill from there.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2020 11:35 AM (VgHIE)

120 That George Floyd shit won't make it out of Birmingham and Atlanta in the Deep South. The further North of Mississippi, Bama, and Georgia, the more tolerant they become with the exception of Arkansas.

Posted by: Maskhole at July 31, 2020 11:35 AM (cGEUA)

121 Me ex-wife met me at an airport gate with shoes and an overcoat.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory



***

Ahh! So that's where my overcoat went! Been wondering about that.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2020 11:35 AM (axyOa)

122 I demand a peak Helen Mirren!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 11:31 AM (UWqZJ)


You'll get Nancy Walker and like it!

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 31, 2020 11:35 AM (e2RUo)

123 Karen Bass, the congresswoman from California, is in contention to become Joe Biden's running mate. There are good reasons for this. She is reliably liberal, she chairs the Congressional Black Caucus, and she shares a history of family loss with Biden. But she's also the only person on Biden's list who spent part of the 1970s working construction in Fidel Castro's Cuba with the Venceremos Brigade, a group that has organized annual trips to Cuba for young, leftist Americans for half a century.

Posted by: SMOD at July 31, 2020 11:35 AM (3aI0K)

124 That video is funny because her dog seemed to willingly go with one of the officers like he/she was rescued.


The dog was saying "I never liked that guy anyway"

Posted by: JT at July 31, 2020 11:35 AM (arJlL)

125 122 I demand a peak Helen Mirren!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 11:31 AM (UWqZJ)

You'll get Nancy Walker and like it!
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 31, 2020 11:35 AM (e2RUo)

========

Do not like.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 11:36 AM (UWqZJ)

126 Not brain damaged at all. Nope.

Portland is a shithole.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 11:36 AM (Zz0t1)

127 Every single time some snowflake gets an owie, the local newspapers and stations breathlessly run the story, but any of the people they beat savagely like Andy Ngo or the cops who might be blinded, meh, maybe a mention. Its so obviously crap.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 11:36 AM (KZzsI)

128 61 Jean Wallace....married to Cornel Wilde...running thru Africa w/a whole tribe of ...natives...chasing him.
Posted by: BignJames

"The Naked Prey"

classic. Hardly any dialogue in the whole movie.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at July 31, 2020 11:26 AM (vcOmj)

Watch "The Naked Prey" and "Apocolypto" back to back, and it's obvious that Mel Gibson copied a lot of it scene by scene. The first time I saw Apocolypto, I was wondering why I knew each time what scene was coming, even though I'd never seen it before. Also in what order each member of the hunting party was going to die.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2020 11:36 AM (Kpl3J)

129 A Trump hater in Portland gets a preview of defunded police, and she doesn't like it much.

From Portland Reddit:

I have a restraining order against an ex who has tormented me and made my life hell. I got a restraining order against him a couple years ago and he was arrested for violating it several times in the first 6 months. The police response to my calls was swift and he was arrested within maybe 30 minutes of the calls.

On Wednesday he resurfaced and violated the R.O.. I called 911 (PPD) and reported the crime. No police response for three hours so I tried calling the nonemergency line to see if anyone would respond to at least take a police report but hung up after being on hold for over an hour.
I now live in complete fear of leaving my house because he knows the police are not going to do anything.

Is this what our town has come to? Is my only option to move?


She got a response from a 911 dispatcher:

I didn't work Wednesday so I'm not sure what the response times were looking like that night in particular, but your story doesn't at all suprise me. Response times always suffer during the summer months, but this years been especially bad. Between covid induced staffing issues, an abnormally large spike in violent crimes, and the justice center sucking up resources, its gotten really bad this year. Particularly between like rush hour to around 11 pm.

It's become pretty common for non emergency stuff that comes in during those times to hold for several hours. A restraining order violation where the suspect has been gone for more than 10 minutes with no specific indication that they're imminently going to return gets queued with the non emergencies.


Enjoy the world you've created, lady.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 31, 2020 11:36 AM (I2/tG)

130 I would have said Betty Hutton, but this girl is prettier.

Posted by: CN at July 31, 2020 11:36 AM (ONvIw)

131 The video and audio are fine, but my UHD player can't play it, so I had to use my PS4, and the subtitles aren't just of the dialogue but of the sounds too like, "Panting" and "Breathing heavily", which you do for the subtitles on hearing impaired tracks not foreign language tracks.
------
The DVD I have for "The Red Violin" did not include the movie subtitles. I have to use the hearing-impaired titles, which is annoying. I guess they were aiming for the audience that is fluent in English, French, German and Mandarin.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 31, 2020 11:36 AM (UAMe5)

132 Andy Ngo: The transsexual woman was originally going to be charged w/vandalizing federal property & assaulting an officer, but was let go instead.

Now I'm sad.

Posted by: t-bird at July 31, 2020 11:36 AM (B2mhs)

133 113
The planned George Floyd hologram tour is a humiliation ritual. It's
the sort of thing done to a defeated enemy in tribal warfare.


Good point. It's another version of waving your genitals in your defeated opponent's face.

Posted by: pep at July 31, 2020 11:36 AM (v16oJ)

134 That hologram looks like Bill Cosby in Ghost Dad.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 11:36 AM (NWEal)

135 113 The planned George Floyd hologram tour is a humiliation ritual. It's the sort of thing done to a defeated enemy in tribal warfare. Unsurprisingly, because what is happening is tribal war, little though one side even recognizes that it's in one.
Posted by: Monty James at July 31, 2020 11:34 AM (Zqz9o

This x 1000

Posted by: Maskhole at July 31, 2020 11:37 AM (cGEUA)

136 these people - to a one - are a hot mess. what on earth is wrong with so many people?!?! I think it's Dire Straits' "Industrial Disease."
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at July 31, 2020 11:33 AM (j9HX3)


Goodness me!

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 31, 2020 11:37 AM (e2RUo)

137 Mr. Floyd was a fucking career criminal scumbag.

Next.

Posted by: nip at July 31, 2020 11:37 AM (yoqcZ)

138
Do not like.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 11:36 AM (UWqZJ)


Serious case of man face, that one.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 11:37 AM (Zz0t1)

139 Once again my entire concern watching the trans video was ' what's going to happen to the poor doggie ? '
==========================
Yeah, stray dogs are the hot prop w/homeless/beggars/insane around here. I feel so sorry for the animals, and I'm sure lots of other people fork over their $$ just for the dogs sake. I don't even want to know what happens when the dogs have outlived their usefulness.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin, Conservative Blogger at July 31, 2020 11:37 AM (7Fj9P)

140 multiple periods when exposed to tear gas.


*********

Given the DA's unwillingness to prosecute any rioters, it looks like we're going to have more periods than sentences.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 31, 2020 11:37 AM (Fc5rx)

141 If you have to scream "I am a woman!"



Hear him roar

In numbers too big to ignore

And he knows too much to go back and pretend

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2020 11:33 AM (aKsyK)


It's post was entertaining - saying it was drawing on the sidewalk with chalk. Then we see it drop 2 cans of that "aerosol chalk" as it's getting tackled. So many shocked followers. How can they do this to a poor, defenseless woman?

Posted by: clutch cargo at July 31, 2020 11:38 AM (8B6Ng)

142 Bleg: Horde experiences with GMC Pick-ups.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 31, 2020 11:24 AM (OeBYn)

You have to go back a long time to find any substantial difference between GMC and Chevy pickups.

You talking new trucks, or older models? Personally, I would avoid the Diesel in any newer rig. Higher cost to buy, much more expensive service, and the new ones use that stupid monkey piss to make their tailpipes not blow soot. Which you must buy.

Only justification for a Diesel anymore is a dedicated tow rig.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2020 11:38 AM (GuvYS)

143
Good point. It's another version of waving your genitals in your defeated opponent's face.
Posted by: pep at July 31, 2020 11:36 AM (v16oJ)


TEA BAG!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 11:38 AM (Zz0t1)

144 131 The DVD I have for "The Red Violin" did not include the movie subtitles. I have to use the hearing-impaired titles, which is annoying. I guess they were aiming for the audience that is fluent in English, French, German and Mandarin.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 31, 2020 11:36 AM (UAMe5)

=========

Weird, I got that from Netflix DVD, and I don't remember having to do that. I wonder if it's been pressed across multiple manufacturers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 11:38 AM (UWqZJ)

145
Who Dis ? : Ovaah yonder a blonde dame awaits a good rogering......silken hair all over...BONUS.

Toni Coitus & Marylebone Munro ?

Posted by: Saf at July 31, 2020 11:38 AM (5IHGB)

146
Just finished a preliminary phone interview. Drained and uncertain about how successful I was but I did my best.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2020 11:38 AM (mht8P)

147 Is it weird that the very first thing I associate with that "hologram" of George Floyd's disembodied head floating in the sky is the death eater's mark from Harry Potter.

Posted by: Mirror Universe Phil Collins at July 31, 2020 11:38 AM (A2eXZ)

148 anti-racism = anti-White.
It's has always been this way.

Posted by: Maskhole at July 31, 2020 11:39 AM (cGEUA)

149
You talking new trucks, or older models? Personally, I would avoid the Diesel in any newer rig. Higher cost to buy, much more expensive service, and the new ones use that stupid monkey piss to make their tailpipes not blow soot. Which you must buy.

Only justification for a Diesel anymore is a dedicated tow rig.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2020 11:38 AM (GuvYS)


EGR Delete takes care of all of that.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 11:39 AM (Zz0t1)

150 146
Just finished a preliminary phone interview. Drained and uncertain about how successful I was but I did my best.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2020 11:38 AM (mht8P)

=======

I just wanted to tell you good luck, we're all counting on you.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 11:39 AM (UWqZJ)

151 A Floyd Hologram.
ATFKM???

Insane.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2020 11:39 AM (axyOa)

152

That hologram reminds me of the scene in Forbidden Planet when they are shooting ray guns at the id monster and it becomes visible.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2020 11:40 AM (aKsyK)

153 That George Floyd hologram is just a giant finger to the rest of America that does not support this shit. Blatant, in-your-face thuggery with some "What are you going to do about it hater?" thrown in for good measure.

Posted by: Ripley at July 31, 2020 11:40 AM (MxEKc)

154 What, no George Floyd blimp?


Disappointed.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 31, 2020 11:40 AM (oVJmc)

155 multiple periods when exposed to tear gas.


*********

Given the DA's unwillingness to prosecute any rioters, it looks like we're going to have more periods than sentences.

Posted by: Muldoon


***

**Checks safe. Counts ampersands.**

Whew!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2020 11:40 AM (axyOa)

156 154 What, no George Floyd blimp?

Disappointed.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 31, 2020 11:40 AM (oVJmc)


Tanned, rested and ready!

Posted by: Stacey Abrams at July 31, 2020 11:41 AM (PiwSw)

157 Given the DA's unwillingness to prosecute any rioters, it looks like we're going to have more periods than sentences.

Posted by: Muldoon

Ba-dump-bump. Good one.

Posted by: pep at July 31, 2020 11:41 AM (v16oJ)

158 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2020 11:38 AM (mht8P)

Sure you did great... Fingers crossed

Posted by: It's me donna at July 31, 2020 11:41 AM (Zmnko)

159
I want a hologram of Renfield to project on the homes of GOP congressmen.

And one of Dracula for the Dems' homes.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 31, 2020 11:42 AM (Tm4zg)

160 Like how Italian-Americans love their Columbus statues but haven't considered Caboto instead.

Columbus was a jerk, its true. I do not know why some Italian-Americans stick to him so vehemently. I guess that's what happens when you let cement-headed mobsters choose your icon.

Mob Boss: Who's a famous Italian? We should have our day too, capiche?

Capo: I dunno boss, uh, Chef Boyardee?

Boss: Boombatz, that's a brand name, I need a real guy, someone from history like whatsisface, that Washington.

Capo: Um, Columbus? He discovered America or something

Boss: Wasn't he Spanish?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 11:42 AM (KZzsI)

161 I've seen photo 1 before. I just don't know who she is.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 31, 2020 11:42 AM (2JVJo)

162 Just finished a preliminary phone interview. Drained and uncertain about how successful I was but I did my best.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Prayers up !

Posted by: JT at July 31, 2020 11:42 AM (arJlL)

163 Ah, the sanctification of George Floyd the Noble is well underway.

I did enjoy the antifa graffiti artist getting his dick knocked into the pavement.

Posted by: Jack Burton, who was born ready at July 31, 2020 11:42 AM (xyImL)

164 On those "moms" Andy Ngo who has been covering this mess for months says he recognized some of those "moms" from other "peaceful" protests and that some of them don't even identify as women...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 31, 2020 11:43 AM (Zmnko)

165 Tanned, rested and ready!
Posted by: Stacey Abrams

So am I.

Nikki Minaj

Posted by: JT at July 31, 2020 11:43 AM (arJlL)

166 Given the DA's unwillingness to prosecute any rioters, it looks like we're going to have more periods than sentences.

Posted by: Muldoon

I wish they at least do a cavity search and check their colons.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 11:43 AM (NWEal)

167 Don't they have fucking salads in Portland?

Posted by: Marcus T at July 31, 2020 11:43 AM (VpIIl)

168 Help me BLM, you're my only hope.

Posted by: George Floyd hologram at July 31, 2020 11:44 AM (ZLI7S)

169 The foundation created by George Floyd's family has launched a new initiative to project a hologram of Floyd at a handful of Confederate monuments throughout the South

-

hahahaha
(snort)
hahahahahaha
(wheeze)
hahaha
(gasp)

Oh jeez, way to dispel those stereotypes, guys. Holy f*ck. Now that you've come into that big money you need to make sure the projector has some spinning rims while you're at it.

Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 31, 2020 11:44 AM (NHhgF)

170 I don't even want to know what happens when the dogs have outlived their usefulness.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin, Conservative Blogger at July 31, 2020 11:37 AM (7Fj9P)

At least in my neck of the woods the dogs of the homeless usually wind up in a shelter. Either they or the "owner" often wander off at some point. No problemo, they can snatch another one out of a yard or car.

Problem in my neck of the woods is most of the homeless insist on pit bulls. I wonder how the hell they manage to feed them. I have considered a rescue dog, but here you've got your choice of 2 dog breeds, a pit bull that needs to be deprogrammed from attacking anything that moves, or a crappy little chihuahua that attacks anything that moves.

Posted by: clutch cargo at July 31, 2020 11:44 AM (8B6Ng)

171 these people - to a one - are a hot mess. what on earth is wrong with so many people?!?! I think it's Dire Straits' "Industrial Disease."
Posted by: BlackOrchid

You've got smoker's cough from smoking, brewer's droop from drinking beer
I don't know how you came to have the Bette Davis knees,
But worst of all young man you've got Industrial Disease!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at July 31, 2020 11:44 AM (vcOmj)

172
I just wanted to tell you good luck, we're all counting on you.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 11:39 AM (UWqZJ)


I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2020 11:44 AM (mht8P)

173 "I AM A WOMAN!


...OW, MY BALLS!"

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 31, 2020 11:44 AM (oVJmc)

174 153 That George Floyd hologram is just a giant finger to the rest of America that does not support this shit. Blatant, in-your-face thuggery with some "What are you going to do about it hater?" thrown in for good measure.
Posted by: Ripley at July 31, 2020 11:40 AM (MxEKc)

You think that is, you should read the NBA and Bleacher Report twitter feeds. The racism against the white devils is mind blowing. And Lebron must be King of the World judging by all of the stunning and brave stands he takes against the evil oppressor and this terrible country he is forced to reside in.
I fucking hate these people.

Posted by: Jack Burton, who was born ready at July 31, 2020 11:45 AM (xyImL)

175 Back from Small Claims Court. Couldn't get the video thing to run this time, so I was late. *sigh* Judge said he'd issue a written ruling on my grandkids' savings accounts within a week. Suddenly I'm sick and tired of everything and don't much care how it turns out.

But you guys are helping. Thanks much for some desperately needed grins.

Home maintenance question: When the water heater starts ticking does it mean I have to replace it immediately?

Posted by: creeper at July 31, 2020 11:45 AM (XxJt1)

176 Problem in my neck of the woods is most of the homeless insist on pit bulls. I wonder how the hell they manage to feed them.

Yeah that always annoys me when I see some "homeless" person with a big dog. I get wanting a pet, I get wanting something that can guard you.

But... dude if you have to beg for food, you can't properly feed a dog and shouldn't have one around.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 11:45 AM (KZzsI)

177 I wish they at least do a cavity search and check their colons.





Posted by: Can't resist temptation



They were ordered to do those, but nobody is enthusiastic about it for obvious reasons, and it's more cursory than it should be. Hence, the semicolon search.

Posted by: pep at July 31, 2020 11:45 AM (v16oJ)

178 I just finished watching The Big Combo from '55 with her and Cornel -- I thought she was familiar. They were married at the time.
A good noir flick it is, with Lee Van Cleef of Good, the Bad, and the Ugly and Earl Holliman of Police Woman as Richard Conte's hitmen. There's a subtle hint that the two gunmen are gay, but they are not effeminate or comic, and scary as hell.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 31, 2020 11:26 AM (rpbg1)


I saw that movie just a few days ago, which is why I picked Wallace and Wilde.

And for the record, Lee Van Cleef does not look good in a suit.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 31, 2020 11:45 AM (e2RUo)

179 >>Don't they have fucking salads in Portland?

I bet there's plenty of salad tossing in Portland.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 11:46 AM (ZLI7S)

180 Try putting that hologram idiocy on a monument in a confederate cemetery in a southern town.

It will not end well.

Our prog mayor would most likely welcome it on an iconic building in our historic district, though.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2020 11:46 AM (ptqGC)

181 Why does so much of progressivism seem to involve the glorification of the ugly, the perverse, and the pathological? Seriously, who designed that hologram? Who made the final decision that yes, this is the image we want people to see? It looks absolutely hideous. It will most likely frighten small children.
+++++++++++++
Because they are broken inside. Most people are, to some degree or another. It is why so few make it the pearly gates. But most people know where they end and the outside begins. Most people can appreciate the outside, and seek to improve it despite the fact that they are flawed. They have self-awareness and the intelligence to discern between that which is within and that which is without, and attempt to improve one or the other or both.

But SJWs and their progressive ilk have no sense of self, not really. Sure, they think they do and they have - if you should bother asking them - an abundance of unearned self-esteem. But they don't in any true meaningful sense. They draw no distinction between within and without. It is all one smeared gray fog without differentiation. They, perhaps even without intent, try to make without match within. The distinction between the two, which is an obvious and necessary condition of nature, represents an irreconcilable contradiction. It represents, in essence, a perpetual fugue state for them. Their reconciliation, perhaps even unconsciously, seeks to make the external match the internal. They destroy the world as a way to reconcile the fracture.

They are self-possessed and self-centered in a way that would make a hedonistic nihilist blush, but they also have no self-awareness. It is a function of the broken contradictions they embody.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2020 11:46 AM (hYcqw)

182 148 anti-racism = anti-White.
It's has always been this way.
Posted by: Maskhole at July 31, 2020 11:39 AM (cGEUA)

-------------------------------------

I think some people are just now grasping that idea. Getting their noses rubbed in it.

Posted by: Monty James at July 31, 2020 11:46 AM (Zqz9o)

183 And Lebron must be King of the World judging by all of the stunning and brave stands he takes against the evil oppressor and this terrible country he is forced to reside in.


Why not China? That's a mutual love affair.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 31, 2020 11:46 AM (oVJmc)

184 Our prog mayor would most likely welcome it on an iconic building in our historic district, though.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2020 11:46 AM (ptqGC)


Might I suggest the mayor's house? Anything less would be racist!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 31, 2020 11:46 AM (PiwSw)

185 Bleg: Horde experiences with GMC Pick-ups.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 31, 2020 11:24 AM (OeBYn)

I have a 14 Chevy 1500 4wd CC standard bed. 5.3L gas. Just rolled 58k miles. This has been a great truck with minor annoyances.


This was the first year of that model's iteration. With that said, I would never buy a 1st year of a model change. The radio doesn't integrate with android phones well at all. This was fixed in the 2015 and later models. Also, I want to upgrade my mirrors to tow mirrors. The 2014 models need an extra wiring harness that 2015 and beyond don't. It is this kind of crap that does irritate me.
Another annoyance is throttle delay. I think this goes back to GM's torque management system. If I put the throttle to the floor, it is usually because I need to move NOW. There is a good 2-3 second delay before the engine goes, and downshifts to low gear.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 31, 2020 11:47 AM (N39Ws)

186 Enjoy the world you've created, lady.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 31, 2020 11:36 AM (I2/tG)


She sounds like every time she's come to a fork in the road she's made a bad choice and never learned a damn thing.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 31, 2020 11:47 AM (y7DUB)

187
Given the DA's unwillingness to prosecute any rioters, it looks like we're going to have more periods than sentences.
Posted by: Muldoon


** snort **

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 31, 2020 11:47 AM (pNxlR)

188 Enjoy the world you've created, lady.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 31, 2020 11:36 AM (I2/tG)

Dear Karens of the country, I have been in a collapsed country. You have not. Allow me to explain:

There is no manager.
There is... NO MANAGER.
There is no 911.
There is no 30 day money back guarantee.
There is no cheap lowfat latte.
There is no one-click ordering.
There is no next day delivery, unless the thing you're ordering is doubt, fear and uncertainty.
There is no daycare.
There is no school.
There is no play date.
There is no housekeeper.
There is no mid-afternoon margarita.

There is only the cold, dark, merciless void of human beings attempting to reorganize themselves without civil authority. Your children become mature and then feral, very quickly. Your security is guaranteed by your access to weapons or men who have weapons. They will not help you for free.

You will work harder, for less, than you ever have before. The worst people in your life and in your town and your city will be able to get away with basically all the things you thought they'd never be able to get away with. Security forces from the outside will be concerned with themselves and whatever assets they are there to protect, first and foremost, with you as a very, very distant second.

Posted by: Vanya at July 31, 2020 11:47 AM (BAsqb)

189 Creeper-

Prayers and hugs !

Posted by: JT at July 31, 2020 11:47 AM (arJlL)

190 Where's our poll trolls? Trump hit 50 on Rasmussen today

Posted by: It's me donna at July 31, 2020 11:47 AM (Zmnko)

191 Zombie George Floyd will be a better citizen than the original one.

Posted by: West at July 31, 2020 11:47 AM (MJXQW)

192 Andy Ngo: The transsexual woman was originally
going to be charged w/vandalizing federal property assaulting an
officer, but was let go instead.



Now I'm sad.

Posted by: t-bird at July 31, 2020 11:36 AM (B2mhs)


Let go? I thought these were Trump's stormtroopers disappearing innocent people to camps?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 31, 2020 11:47 AM (FRiC1)

193 Bleg: Horde experiences with GMC Pick-ups.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 31, 2020 11:24 AM (OeBYn)


My FIL bought a Sierra in 2007 brand new. Called it the greatest truck ever.

It was a POS. Fuel saving option used spring lifters, which would fail either causing a miss or eat the camshaft, depending on how it failed. I had to change one of them, which meant pulling the head off on one side and replacing $300 worth of gaskets.

Each lifter is $35.

The stereo amp took a shit and the only speakers that worked were the tweeters in the a pillar, so unlistenable.

It finally blew up a couple weeks ago, after putting another $800 in the engine and $1200 in a trans rebuild.

He did manage to put 330k miles on it, but I rule it a steaming pile of dick fat.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 11:47 AM (Zz0t1)

194 Don't they have fucking salads in Portland?
Posted by: Marcus T at July 31, 2020 11:43 AM (VpIIl)

Just the tossers.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2020 11:48 AM (VgHIE)

195 anti-racism = anti-White.
It's has always been this way.
Posted by: Maskhole at July 31, 2020 11:39 AM (cGEUA)

-------------------------------------

I think some people are just now grasping that idea. Getting their noses rubbed in it.

-

Go ahead and read the search results for

it's okay to be white

Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 31, 2020 11:48 AM (NHhgF)

196 "You think that is, you should read the NBA and
Bleacher Report twitter feeds. The racism against the white devils is
mind blowing.


Posted by: Jack Burton"

You mean twitter and NBA haven't shut it down? I thought hate was bad, even criminal. Weird.

Posted by: Ripley at July 31, 2020 11:48 AM (MxEKc)

197 It would be fun to see someone do some counter-hologramming, maybe have a ring of giant holo-dicks dancing in a circle around the Head of George Floyd. Or maybe just a giant Head of Floyd the Barber next to him.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2020 11:48 AM (Kpl3J)

198 That hologram looks like King Kong.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2020 11:16 AM (aKsyK)


Twas beauty that killed the beast.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 31, 2020 11:48 AM (AiZBA)

199 Is it weird that the very first thing I associate with that "hologram" of George Floyd's disembodied head floating in the sky is the death eater's mark from Harry Potter.
Posted by: Mirror Universe Phil Collins at July 31, 2020 11:38 AM (A2eXZ)

Zardoz.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2020 11:48 AM (GuvYS)

200 175 Creeper, give the water heater a drain. Hook a hose up to the sillcock, keep the water on, and let it flush out a bit. May or not work, but the clicking noise is probably from calcified deposits at the bottom over the heating element.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 31, 2020 11:49 AM (C1Lsn)

201 How do I get a hold of you?

Hit Girl:
You just contact the mayor's office. He has a special signal he shines in the sky; it's in the shape of a giant cock.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 11:49 AM (NWEal)

202 Zombie George Floyd will be a better citizen than the original one.


Recidivism is minimized.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 31, 2020 11:49 AM (oVJmc)

203 You'll get Nancy Walker and like it!
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 31, 2020 11:35 AM (e2RUo)


Nancy Walker directed 1980s Can't Stop the Music, starring Valerie Perrine, Bruce Jenner and the Village People.

https://tinyurl.com/y4a3a3vj

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 31, 2020 11:50 AM (2JVJo)

204 I just wanted to tell you good luck, we're all counting on you.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 11:39 AM (UWqZJ)

I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.


Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


Did they speak Jive?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2020 11:50 AM (axyOa)

205 the sad/almost comical thing about the woman decrying the lack of police is that its *ALways* the serial offenders (like guys with restraining orders) who are the quickest to figure out that the cops won't be showing up anymore.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2020 11:50 AM (Kpl3J)

206 The Left: Either you're with us or you're with the Virus

Posted by: ... at July 31, 2020 11:50 AM (Xg9Dg)

207 I wonder how much of this kind of stuff is people taking advantage of Walker's family and ripping them off.

No, it will be a tribute, and IN YOUR FACE to those racist statues! And cheap at just $12,000 an hour! Just sign here Mrs Floyd...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 11:51 AM (KZzsI)

208 Carolyn Maloney always looks like a bag lady.

Does she own a mirror?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 11:51 AM (ZLI7S)

209 Hey, if you want your idol to be a three time loser, armed robber, drug dealer who died while being arrested for the 20th time- who am I to interfere?

What happened to that man was wrong. But this idea that since he was killed by some asshole he's now some type of example for people to follow is the work of dunces.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 31, 2020 11:51 AM (VpIIl)

210 That hologram looks like King Kong.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2020 11:16 AM (aKsyK)

Twas beauty that killed the beast.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 31, 2020 11:48 AM (AiZBA)




beauty and fentanyl, but mostly ..

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 31, 2020 11:51 AM (yQpMk)

211 >>197
It would be fun to see someone do some counter-hologramming, maybe have a
ring of giant holo-dicks dancing in a circle around the Head of George
Floyd. Or maybe just a giant Head of Floyd the Barber next to him. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2020 11:48 AM (Kpl3J)

Russian pranksters did a laser light-show of Obama on the front of the U.S. Embassy. It was unflattering. He was shown to be eating a laser-banana.

Floyd really should have his image projected onto clouds above BLM gatherings Soviet-style, as a kind of benevolent George watching the masses gathered in his memory.

Posted by: Zod at July 31, 2020 11:51 AM (u4/yY)

212 Valerie Perrine was in my all-"how does this person have a career" file

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 11:52 AM (KZzsI)

213 Say, who invented holograms?

Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 31, 2020 11:52 AM (NHhgF)

214
Did they speak Jive?
Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2020 11:50 AM (axyOa)


Chump don't want no help, chump don't get no help.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 11:52 AM (Zz0t1)

215 I agree. If you are going to do your hologram nonsense, then get a better subject. Frederick Douglas comes to mind, and putting an abolitionist where a confederate used to stand makes a more solid statement.

But, then again, I am not afraid of history, and don't think the confederate statues should have come down at all

Posted by: Orson at July 31, 2020 11:53 AM (Dormu)

216 And for the record, Lee Van Cleef does not look good in a suit.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 31, 2020


*
*

All the guys in the picture looked better in a suit than 99% of the suit-wearers on TV or in movies today. Modern suits are too small -- the wearer always looks like he's borrowed his litlle brother's Communion suit -- and they all have the tips of their ties peeping out below the suit button. Jeez.

I want a suit like Richard Conte's in that film.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 31, 2020 11:53 AM (rpbg1)

217 I have considered a rescue dog, but here you've got your choice of 2 dog breeds, a pit bull that needs to be deprogrammed from attacking anything that moves, or a crappy little chihuahua that attacks anything that moves.

ah the inevitable result of "no kill" shelters!

Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at July 31, 2020 11:53 AM (j9HX3)

218 Zardoz.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2020 11:48 AM (GuvYS)



Well, we're half way there. According to the left the penis is evil. I don't know if they'll ever be able to say "the gun is good".

Posted by: Mirror Universe Phil Collins at July 31, 2020 11:53 AM (A2eXZ)

219 Does the hologram victory tour have local govt permits to setup in each city? Will the electronics and power generating equipment required be guarded by police?

If the answers to either are "No" then this thing wont last a weekend in the south.

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at July 31, 2020 11:53 AM (ZI4/t)

220 Funny!

https://twitter.com/religiousjaw/status/

1288109236094820353

Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2020 11:53 AM (bDqIh)

221 JT, thanks for the hug. You'd be surprised how much that helped.

billinarkansas: "Sillcock"? I'm thinking this is one of those man things I am not destined to understand.

Posted by: creeper at July 31, 2020 11:54 AM (XxJt1)

222 George Floyd hologram. . . meh. I'm waiting for the George Floyd gun to pregnant belly onesies.

Posted by: MaDuece at July 31, 2020 11:54 AM (0dmP2)

223 That woman is like the woman in Austin that voted for every tax and fee increase and then had to move because her taxes and associated fees were so much she couldn't afford to live in Austin.

She was mad about that and could not understand why.

I laughed till I peed when I read that.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 31, 2020 11:54 AM (pw+jk)

224 Russian pranksters did a laser light-show of Obama on the front of the U.S. Embassy. It was unflattering. He was shown to be eating a laser-banana.

"Excuse, please. That was not banana"

Russians

Posted by: JT at July 31, 2020 11:54 AM (arJlL)

225 What the hell just happened?

Posted by: Muad'dib - Who Has a Bear Tag This Year at July 31, 2020 11:54 AM (sjdRT)

226 The American Economic Association has become truly woke. The AEA is having elections - they are normally uncontested, so the key is who the nominating committee selects.

So, for President, Vice Presidents, and Executive Committee positions of the AEA, we have:

One white male.
Two black males.
Two Asian females.
Four white females.

No black females? Racists.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 31, 2020 11:54 AM (I2/tG)

227 So, this problem child was a product of the culture in MN and yet here they are projecting their racist bullshit at Southerners? WTF is wrong with these ignoranuses?

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at July 31, 2020 11:55 AM (qZdIZ)

228 I surprised the Floyd family used a hologram. Wasn't that invented by white men? Or did they steal it from a secret technologically advanced African country?

Posted by: Ripley at July 31, 2020 11:55 AM (MxEKc)

229 That ape isn't wearing xir mask!

I demand to speak to the chimpanzee!

Posted by: Kareny McKarenface at July 31, 2020 11:55 AM (DMUuz)

230 I agree. If you are going to do your hologram nonsense, then get a better subject.



They chose this subject because it's one they can fundraise and pocket the money from. St. George will be the family business forever, probably leading to several knife-fights over which of the family gets to be top dog.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 31, 2020 11:55 AM (oVJmc)

231 Valerie Perrine was in my all-"how does this person have a career" file


Actress who takes her shirt off > actress who doesn't take her shirt off.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 31, 2020 11:55 AM (gd9RK)

232 Valerie Perrine was in my all-"how does this person have a career" file
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Really?

She had a great rack.

C'mon man.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at July 31, 2020 11:55 AM (vcOmj)

233
Keto dick fat bombs are THE BOMB...from Smegma Bakeries.

Posted by: Saf at July 31, 2020 11:55 AM (5IHGB)

234 Valerie Perrine was in my all-"how does this person have a career" file
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 11:52 AM (KZzsI)


She had arguably large knockers in the pre implant era.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 31, 2020 11:55 AM (y7DUB)

235 221 The little faucet threaded for a hose at the bottom of a water heater.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 31, 2020 11:55 AM (C1Lsn)

236 meh, it began decades ago, outrage the squares at any cost.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at July 31, 2020 11:56 AM (OWgiM)

237
One white male.
Two black males.
Two Asian females.
Four white females.




and a partridge in a pear tree..

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 31, 2020 11:56 AM (yQpMk)

238 I wrote last night on the ONT that Officer Darren Wilson will not face a murder charge by the new DA in St Louis County over his shooting of another misunderstood Saint, that of Michael Orlandus Brown of the Rolled Cigars.

So i expect that to be amplified today in the media news cycle and it will add more gasoline to this dumpster fire of a nation we are living in. More riots, more rallying calls.

I can only imagine how Darren Wilson has been living these last six years. Were I him, I'd relo to Australia or somewhere else.

Posted by: Jack Burton, who was born ready at July 31, 2020 11:56 AM (xyImL)

239 Valerie Perrine was in my all-"how does this person have a career" file
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 11:52 AM (KZzsI)

Because she had a smoking body and a unique look. Ellen Barkin was her successor.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 11:56 AM (NWEal)

240 In other news, George Clinton and Bootsy Collins are still among the living.
A funky Mothership concert at the site of a Floydogram showing isn't out of the question.

Posted by: Zod at July 31, 2020 11:56 AM (u4/yY)

241 So, for President, Vice Presidents, and Executive Committee positions of the AEA, we have:

One white male.
Two black males.
Two Asian females.
Four white females.

No black females? Racists.

Posted by: The ARC of History!




AEA no Bueno!

Posted by: Jose...Just Jose at July 31, 2020 11:56 AM (axyOa)

242 227 So, this problem child was a product of the culture in MN and yet here they are projecting their racist bullshit at Southerners? WTF is wrong with these ignoranuses?
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at July 31, 2020 11:55 AM (qZdIZ)

=========

They know what they're doing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 11:56 AM (UWqZJ)

243 Systemic!!! Stay safe.

Posted by: A Scold of Karens at July 31, 2020 11:57 AM (EgshT)

244 George Floyd's family has launched a new initiative to project a hologram of Floyd at a handful of Confederate monuments

The Dark Side of the Moon Matters!

Posted by: t-bird at July 31, 2020 11:57 AM (KfC1e)

245 Valerie Perrine was in my all-"how does this person have a career" file

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 11:52 AM (KZzsI)

Montana Wildhack

Posted by: BignJames at July 31, 2020 11:57 AM (X/Pw5)

246 Team Traytable vs Team Loosie vs Team Fentanyl vs Team Hands Up

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2020 11:58 AM (VgHIE)

247 billinarkansas: "Sillcock"? I'm thinking this is one of those man things I am not destined to understand.
Posted by: creeper at July 31, 2020 11:54 AM (XxJt1)

Most water heaters have a drain valve near the bottom that is threaded to accept a garden hose. The outside faucet for a garden hose is called a "sill cock".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2020 11:58 AM (GuvYS)

248 I despise Fauci.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2020 11:58 AM (sGotD)

249 That is the Lucille Ball statue of holograms.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 31, 2020 11:58 AM (yL25O)

250 Does the hologram victory tour have local govt permits to setup in each city? Will the electronics and power generating equipment required be guarded by police?

If the answers to either are "No" then this thing wont last a weekend in the south.
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at July 31, 2020 11:53 AM (ZI4/t)


I don't believe that.

People are too cowed by the fear of being smeared as racist.

This will last until Floyd's "family" milks it for all it's worth.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 31, 2020 11:58 AM (2JVJo)

251 244 George Floyd's family has launched a new initiative to project a hologram of Floyd at a handful of Confederate monuments


Why? Were the riots dying down?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 31, 2020 11:58 AM (Zmnko)

252
Won't the hologram of George Floyd actually be protecting confederate monuments from destruction?

Posted by: Rioting Genius at July 31, 2020 11:59 AM (PtOP4)

253 Why does so much of progressivism seem to involve the glorification of the ugly, the perverse, and the pathological?


Your talking about Freddie Kruger movies.
That's one of the touch stones.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2020 11:59 AM (WkaWu)

254 I can only imagine how Darren Wilson has been living these last six years. Were I him, I'd relo to Australia or somewhere else.
Posted by: Jack Burton, who was born ready at July 31, 2020 11:56 AM (xyImL)

A lot of Oz is woke as fuck, and from what I understand it's actually pretty hard to move there.

Posted by: Vanya at July 31, 2020 11:59 AM (BAsqb)

255 I always forget that there's a subset of men for whom women are a pair of tits with legs.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 11:59 AM (KZzsI)

256 What happened to that man was wrong. But this idea
that since he was killed by some asshole he's now some type of example
for people to follow is the work of dunces.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 31, 2020 11:51 AM (VpIIl)


So very this.


George Floyd was not fit to shine the shoes of the men he is being projected over... much less fit to somehow take their place.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 31, 2020 11:59 AM (nAiE/)

257 >> I have considered a rescue dog, but here you've got your choice of 2 dog breeds, a pit bull that needs to be deprogrammed from attacking anything that moves, or a crappy little chihuahua that attacks anything that moves.


Heh, yeah.
We ended up with a chihuahua-dachshund mix (a "chiweenie"), which is bigger (~22 lbs) and has the sweet temperament of a dachshund. None of the crazy barking, snarling, spitting stuff you see with a chihuahua. Awesome doggie - keep an eye out for one of those if you're still looking.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2020 11:59 AM (bDqIh)

258 248 I despise Fauci.

Me too... Whoever put him in "charge" should be shot... Metaphorically speaking of course

Posted by: It's me donna at July 31, 2020 12:00 PM (Zmnko)

259 "Why does so much of progressivism seem to involve the glorification of the ugly, the perverse, and the pathological?"

Their art is even worse.


Posted by: Ripley at July 31, 2020 12:00 PM (MxEKc)

260 Looked over some screenshots of the Maxwell documents where Trump is mentioned. Basically some of the victims saw Trump in Epstein's company but he never did anything inappropriate. Never asked for a massage or anything like that. Usually he would just eat dinner and leave is the gist I got.

Posted by: Augustine at July 31, 2020 12:00 PM (Alp4m)

261 255 I always forget that there's a subset of men for whom women are a pair of tits with legs.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 11:59 AM (KZzsI)

==========

"Yeah...I know."
-TheDolleyMadison

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 12:00 PM (UWqZJ)

262 The lunatics are on the grass.

Posted by: George Floyd's Hologram at July 31, 2020 12:00 PM (EgshT)

263 The nice thing about a Floyd light show is that it's a corona-free zone. But which one's Pink?

Posted by: t-bird at July 31, 2020 12:00 PM (JioHo)

264 248 I despise Fauci.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2020 11:58 AM (sGotD)

...

Seldom has the public eye fallen upon a more grateful attention whore.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 31, 2020 12:00 PM (yL25O)

265 I can only imagine how Darren Wilson has been living these last six years. Were I him, I'd relo to Australia or somewhere else.
Posted by: Jack Burton, who was born ready


He's probably hanging out with George Zimmerman in a cabin way up in the wilderness in Idaho or Montana.

Watching "The Naked Prey" on DVD.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at July 31, 2020 12:00 PM (vcOmj)

266 Valerie Perrine was nominated for an Oscar for 'Lenny.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 31, 2020 12:00 PM (oVJmc)

267 There are many great Confederates memorialized on Stone Mountain, but none were so great as George Floyd.
(chews pencil nub, re-works 'Virgil Cain' lyrics...)

Posted by: Zod at July 31, 2020 12:00 PM (u4/yY)

268 Thank you, AOP. It always helps to understand what you're trying to fix.

*wanders off to check water heater for sillcock*

(Which, BTW, is really an interesting word.)

Posted by: creeper at July 31, 2020 12:01 PM (XxJt1)

269 Me too... Whoever put him in "charge" should be shot... Metaphorically speaking of course
Posted by: It's me donna at July 31, 2020 12:00 PM (Zmnko)

Why would you want to shoot Trump?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 12:01 PM (NWEal)

270 >>A funky Mothership concert at the site of a Floydogram showing isn't out of the question.


Now that sounds like fun!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2020 12:01 PM (bDqIh)

271 A sill cock is when someone gets a window slammed on their dick.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2020 12:01 PM (VgHIE)

272 Don't they have fucking salads in Portland?
Posted by: Marcus T


***

You can order it, but it costs extra.
Check with Louie, the sous chef/pimp.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2020 12:01 PM (axyOa)

273 242
227 So, this problem child was a product of the culture in MN and yet
here they are projecting their racist bullshit at Southerners? WTF is
wrong with these ignoranuses?

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at July 31, 2020 11:55 AM (qZdIZ)



=========



They know what they're doing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield

If they are trying to find that switch to turn to the On position they are getting very close to the edge of a cliff.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at July 31, 2020 12:01 PM (qZdIZ)

274 Why would you want to shoot Trump?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 12:01

Okay.. Whoever told trump to put him in charge...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 31, 2020 12:02 PM (Zmnko)

275 always forget that there's a subset of men for whom women are a pair of tits with legs.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 11:59 AM (KZzsI)

How are we turned into the bad guys? You're the one that insulted her.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 12:02 PM (NWEal)

276 Usually he would just eat dinner and leave is the gist I got.
Posted by: Augustine at July 31, 2020 12:00 PM (Alp4m)

Good thing he didn't shoot anybody. They'd be calling him a panda.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2020 12:02 PM (GuvYS)

277 193 Bleg: Horde experiences with GMC Pick-ups.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 31, 2020 11:24 AM (OeBYn)

My FIL bought a Sierra in 2007 brand new. Called it the greatest truck ever.

It was a POS. Fuel saving option used spring lifters, which would fail either causing a miss or eat the camshaft, depending on how it failed. I had to change one of them, which meant pulling the head off on one side and replacing $300 worth of gaskets.

Each lifter is $35.

The stereo amp took a shit and the only speakers that worked were the tweeters in the a pillar, so unlistenable.

It finally blew up a couple weeks ago, after putting another $800 in the engine and $1200 in a trans rebuild.

He did manage to put 330k miles on it, but I rule it a steaming pile of dick fat.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 11:47 AM (Zz0t1)


At 330K miles, you should have known better than to sink 2K+ into it. Just sayin'.

Posted by: West at July 31, 2020 12:03 PM (MJXQW)

278 Laser Floyd: A New Dimension In Entertainment

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 31, 2020 12:03 PM (oVJmc)

279 175 Back from Small Claims Court. Couldn't get the video thing to run this time, so I was late. *sigh* Judge said he'd issue a written ruling on my grandkids' savings accounts within a week. Suddenly I'm sick and tired of everything and don't much care how it turns out.

But you guys are helping. Thanks much for some desperately needed grins.

Home maintenance question: When the water heater starts ticking does it mean I have to replace it immediately?
Posted by: creeper at July 31, 2020 11:45 AM (XxJt1)

I only replace water heaters when the start leaking or when they stop making hot water.

I'm cheap like that.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 31, 2020 12:03 PM (l4C/z)

280 >>Why? Were the riots dying down?


Money?
I seem to recall Michael Brown's family getting into a brawl over the proceeds from selling MB-themed t-shirts.
Then there were the moms of MB, Trayvon and a few others who got the heroes welcome one night at the 2016 DNC.
Like Cindy Sheehan, there's fame in fortune in being a victim's family.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2020 12:03 PM (bDqIh)

281 I despise Fauci.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2020 11:58 AM (sGotD)


"Despise" is too strong a word, but I am angry at Trump. He should shitcan Fauci and Birx now.

Media shrieking? Democrat anger? Is it going to be worse than it is now?

IMO, Trump is pissing away he re-election chances.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 31, 2020 12:04 PM (2JVJo)

282 Laser Floyd: A New Dimension In Entertainment

So like a batman signal except it's to call out all to continue rioting?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 31, 2020 12:04 PM (Zmnko)

283 Has Barbara Pepper ever been featured in Who Dis? She was Arnold Ziffel's Mom, nearly got the Ethel Mertz role, and was very attractive in the '30s.

Posted by: The Iron Sheik at July 31, 2020 12:04 PM (PR+wx)

284 Rescue dogs:

Mutts/Heinz are the healthyest and least prone to disease and cancer.

Pitt Bulls cannot be deprogrammed.
Before they were breed to fight each other they were breed to fight cows.
You can't deprogram genetics.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2020 12:04 PM (WkaWu)

285 healthiest

Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2020 12:04 PM (WkaWu)

286 nood Epstein/Maxwell

Posted by: Augustine at July 31, 2020 12:05 PM (Alp4m)

287 Valerie Perrine was pretty good in Lenny

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 31, 2020 12:05 PM (JKNZq)

288 Floyd...On Ice!
Be enchanted all over again! The wonder! The majesty!

Posted by: Zod at July 31, 2020 12:05 PM (u4/yY)

289 A sill cock is when someone gets a window slammed on their dick.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2020 12:01 PM


At which point it becomes dick thin.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 31, 2020 12:05 PM (ejd/p)

290 I only replace water heaters when the start leaking or when they stop making hot water.

I'm cheap like that.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 31, 2020 12:03 PM (l4C/z)

Yep. Fucking things only last 10-12 years anyways.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2020 12:05 PM (VgHIE)

291 always forget that there's a subset of men for whom women are a pair of tits with legs.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 11:59 AM


Don't forget us.

Posted by: The sammich-making appendices at July 31, 2020 12:05 PM (DMUuz)

292 Why would you want to shoot Trump?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 12:01

Okay.. Whoever told trump to put him in charge...
Posted by: It's me donna


He was put into his present position by Ronald Reagan (or likely someone who worked for Ron, and advised him of such), back in the 1980's.

Over the years, being in the government bureaucracy turns just about anyone into a swamp dweller, entranced by their own infallibility and influence.
He's a long way from the guy that started out there + 35 years ago.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at July 31, 2020 12:05 PM (vcOmj)

293 Trump is unfortunately not concerned with little details like how good someone is at a job he isn't focused on. This guy in charge of the CDC is a monomaniac idiot? Oh well I gotta fix the economy. Not like the CDC matters...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 12:05 PM (KZzsI)

294 I despise Fauci.

Me too... Whoever put him in "charge" should be shot... Metaphorically speaking of course
Posted by: It's me donna at July 31, 2020 12:00 PM (Zmnko)


I'm wondering why he wasn't on that thing they just launched to Mars.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 12:06 PM (Zz0t1)

295 Rescue dogs:
Check out petfinder dot com

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 31, 2020 12:06 PM (N39Ws)

296 He once held a gun up against the stomach of a pregnant woman
------

Missed his calling.

Posted by: Planned Parenthood at July 31, 2020 12:06 PM (Xg9Dg)

297 Well off to training.

Have fun, Horde. Enjoy tits and legs!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 31, 2020 12:07 PM (l4C/z)

298
At 330K miles, you should have known better than to sink 2K+ into it. Just sayin'.
Posted by: West at July 31, 2020 12:03 PM (MJXQW)


Not "you." The father in law.

As I said, he thought it was the greatest truck ever. I told him to get rid of it years ago, but "fixed income."

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 12:07 PM (Zz0t1)

299 Another month comes to a close with the usual bad guys winning, and we get nothing.

Posted by: attilla with suspenders at July 31, 2020 12:07 PM (w7KSn)

300 Valerie Perrine was nominated for an Oscar for 'Lenny.'


That's an upper end boomer thing I've never understood. I've never seen a clip of Lenny Bruce that was funny.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 31, 2020 12:08 PM (gd9RK)

301 Home maintenance question: When the water heater starts ticking does it mean I have to replace it immediately?
Posted by: creeper at July 31, 2020 11:45 AM (XxJt1)

...

Do you have a pilot light? Gas or electric?

Posted by: TexasDan at July 31, 2020 12:08 PM (yL25O)

302 Like Cindy Sheehan, there's fame in fortune in being a victim's family.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2020 12:03 PM (bDqIh)


That's MOTHER SHEEHAN to you! She was mother! She lost a child!!!

I'm glad the whole "mother" trope didn't catch on.

Sheehan pissed all over her son's service, who, as far as i can tell, volunteered to serve in the US Army and go overseas...who by all accounts loved his country unlike his unhinged heffer of a mother.

Posted by: Jack Burton, who was born ready at July 31, 2020 12:08 PM (xyImL)

303 always forget that there's a subset of men for whom women are a pair of tits with legs.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 11:59 AM (KZzsI)

How are we turned into the bad guys? You're the one that insulted her.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 12:02 PM (NWEal)


"You might not get the answer that you want me to"

--Peter Green

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 31, 2020 12:08 PM (y7DUB)

304 46
When you "take a knee" ...

Does it symbolize putting your knee on George Floyd's neck ?

Posted by: SMOD at July 31, 2020 11:23 AM (3aI0K)

In the NaBasko sports ball league taking a knee at the National Anthem shows fealty to the chynese paymasters.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 31, 2020 12:10 PM (QDMU5)

305 A little OT but, if Kamala Harris is passed over for the VP slot for Susan Rice, I think Obama's eulogy was the tell. It looks like he plans to be more involved in the race to the finish than he has been up to this point. Of course, he'll just be bringing the same bs as usual.

Posted by: Moonbeam at July 31, 2020 12:11 PM (qe5CM)

306 "You might not get the answer that you want me to"

--Peter Green
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 31, 2020 12:08 PM (y7DUB)


Oh Well.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 31, 2020 12:12 PM (AiZBA)

307 I actually read the article about the polyamous teen. The gist of the reply was "hey, all the kids are doing it now, it's totally fine." They did not discuss what would happen if the poly girl became pregnant, but I guess DNA testing takes care of that now.

Sigh. The MSM is all in on the destruction of the nuclear family.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 31, 2020 12:12 PM (ZCiJZ)

308 293
Trump is unfortunately not concerned with little details like how good
someone is at a job he isn't focused on. This guy in charge of the CDC
is a monomaniac idiot? Oh well I gotta fix the economy. Not like the
CDC matters...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 12:05 PM (KZzsI)

And Dr. Bricks sounded like your crazy outta touch Aunt with the decorated mask interview. There there all better, put some Dino stickers on your shield. How precious. The banality of evil indeed.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 31, 2020 12:13 PM (QDMU5)

309 I have considered a rescue dog, but here you've got
your choice of 2 dog breeds, a pit bull that needs to be deprogrammed
from attacking anything that moves, or a crappy little chihuahua that
attacks anything that moves.





Heh, yeah.

We ended up with a chihuahua-dachshund mix (a "chiweenie"), which is
bigger (~22 lbs) and has the sweet temperament of a dachshund. None of
the crazy barking, snarling, spitting stuff you see with a chihuahua.
Awesome doggie - keep an eye out for one of those if you're still
looking.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2020 11:59 AM (bDqIh)


The mix in our city pound is the same but, surprisingly, they do occasionally get some other breeds too. We got a pure bred Great Pyrenees from there back in December.



What I did was just daily go through the pound's online posts of found dogs that were on hold for a number of days to give their owners time to reclaim them. If your local pound has an online resource like that, you can call about any dog you would be interested in adopting so that your name is first on their list.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 31, 2020 12:13 PM (nAiE/)

310 Sigh. The MSM is all in on the destruction of the nuclear family.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 31, 2020 12:12 PM (ZCiJZ)
+++++++++
Of course they are. They are part of the communist cabal. Families are independent and whole, warts and all. They are the key point of opposition to their goal of total submission to the state. Family is hierarchically above the state within their groups. The family needs to be destroyed. It's imperative. So of course the press is all-in on it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2020 12:14 PM (hYcqw)

311 Eunice Gayson?

Posted by: MichiCanuck at July 31, 2020 12:14 PM (SIUTq)

312 >>>
That's an upper end boomer thing I've never understood. I've never seen a clip of Lenny Bruce that was funny.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 31, 2020 12:08 PM (gd9RK)


Lenny Bruce appealed to a very sub-set of American culture.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2020 12:14 PM (WkaWu)

313
I have considered a rescue dog, but here you've got

your choice of 2 dog breeds, a pit bull that needs to be deprogrammed

from attacking anything that moves, or a crappy little chihuahua that

attacks anything that moves.


Try petfinder.com. It is a listing of local rescues and the animals they have available. That's where I got my first cat Penny, who was... kind of a perfect cat.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 31, 2020 12:15 PM (ZCiJZ)

314 234 Valerie Perrine was in my all-"how does this person have a career" file
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 11:52 AM (KZzsI)

She had arguably large knockers in the pre implant era.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 31, 2020 11:55 AM (y7DUB)


Perrine was almost unbearably sexy in that drive-in movie scene in 'Slaughterhouse 5'.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 31, 2020 12:17 PM (e2RUo)

315 As pointless as it is to argue with liberals their bullshit still makes me sick.

They keep saying pro life people are hypocritical on masks because suddenly they're all "my body my choice".

The problem with that bullshit is that pro life people are not the ones who framed the abortion issue as being about what one is allowed to do with one's body!! It's about the taking of an innocent life.

I know I'm not supposed to hate but I fucking hate them so much. All of them. Except Karen Gillan who I will make an exception for.

Posted by: ... at July 31, 2020 12:17 PM (Xg9Dg)

316 We have bigger fish to fry.

Posted by: Iggycaster at July 31, 2020 12:19 PM (sNzkf)

317 Say, who invented holograms?

Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 31, 2020 11:52 AM (NHhgF)

I know this one!!!!
Dennis Gabor, a Hungarian who got the Nobel Prize in Physics for inventing holography.
My Holosmith (elite Engineer class in Guild Wars 2) is named Gaborra in his honor. My favorite skill in the entire game is the Holosmith Prime Light Beam, which is a giant laser that shoots from your body to the enemy, knocks them back and makes a huge "WHOMMM!!" sound effect.

Posted by: pookysgirl, happy gamer at July 31, 2020 12:20 PM (XKZwp)

318 Why do I think more and more that Biden would be a less entertaining William J. Le Petomane?

Posted by: GWB at July 31, 2020 12:22 PM (zDcxE)

319 "I have no objection to a travelling anti-racism exhibit."

I do. They don't mean they oppose racial hatred. They mean they oppose white people and want us degraded and destroyed. Stop pretending it means anything else.

Posted by: Zaklog the Great at July 31, 2020 12:24 PM (Yi+tZ)

320
That big hologram reminds me of the story my Father told me when he was in the Army stationed in Germany and took a train to West Berlin. It was at night and the train had all the windows shuttered (probably an agreement, etc.). My Father said he snuck a peek thru one and on a hillside was a huge billboard of Stalin's mug with lights blazing so you could clearly see it in the night.

We ain't to far from that kind of cultish country.

Vote and vote often in Nov.

Posted by: Sapwolf at July 31, 2020 12:26 PM (nuv3n)

321 DJT speaking now.

Posted by: obama at July 31, 2020 01:05 PM (11H2y)

322 Jean Wallace and Cornell Wilde. The Sword of Lancelot.

Posted by: ronalds545 at July 31, 2020 01:10 PM (pT4Fd)

323 Sock change.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 31, 2020 01:18 PM (an7Mv)

324 Perrine was almost unbearably sexy in that drive-in movie scene in 'Slaughterhouse 5'.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor Social Distancing Professional at July 31, 2020 12:17 PM (e2RUo)

She was nominated for a friggin' Best Actress Oscar for Lenny, and her career did an almost complete swan dive after that.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 31, 2020 01:30 PM (wtvvX)

325 Anti-racism is just anti-White how naive do have to be to have not grasped that yet.

I am supposed to be ashamed of the confederates who acted in exactly the same manner as the founding fathers. But be proud of an ugly fentanyl-swallowing criminal who was apprehended exactly as department policy dictated.

It you are White and are not sickened and outraged by this hypocrisy get an effin' clue already.

Posted by: FPY at July 31, 2020 02:43 PM (Mp3Rk)

326 Is there some training camp where they teach all the Antifa types to scream like 2 year olds whenever they actually face some consequences?

Posted by: Cicero Jack at July 31, 2020 06:12 PM (b88US)

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