Shock: David French Attacks Pro-Life Christian Conservatives In Order to Score Points for His Leftwing Friends... Again

As a friend says: "It's the classic David French tweet format: Preachy, Conservative/Christian Shaming, False Facts Collected from Leftwing Twitter Feeds."

If David French would like to know why conservatives are skeptical of masks, he could ask them.

If he knew any, that is.

Which he doesn't. So he makes guesses about what conservatives do or do not believe, and why they believe what they believe, just as his leftwing political allies do.

The Conservatives in the Mist treatment the leftwing press gives to conservatives -- treating them as dumb animals to be studied from afar instead of simply interviewed, as one would do with a human being.

And David French, naturally, follows his leftwing tribe in this.

Is anyone pretending this trans-trending c*ck is anything but a full-on "Blessings of Liberty" progressive antifa supporter?

He's a worst journalist than he is a lawyer. Once again, he states his anti-Christian assumptions as facts without bothering to check them.

Right from the lizard part of his brain to Twitter with no fact-checking or basic due diligence.

Degenerate twitter addicts need attention at all times -- and spending a few minutes alone, off social media, fact-checking a claim gets you no retweets!

If he had checked his assumptions -- if he did the very least amount of due diligence expected of any semi-serious writer -- he would have found that that the overwhelming majority of Republicans (and hence, "pro-life conservatives") support wearing masks.

It's not quite as high as the percentage of the Obey Your Superiors Democrats who support wearing masks, but it's very high.

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So 68% of Republicans support mask-wearing, versus 92% of Democrats.

And my tipster points out that most of this difference is probably just due to the urban/rural divide. People who live in a lot of space really don't need masks as much as subway-riding New Yorkers do.

But note that last poll result: When asked if they believed that Republicans supported mask-wearing or not, Democrats were laughably inaccurate in their guesses.

Republicans, as usual, correctly intuited what Democrats believed, but Democrats, also as usual, were completely out-to-sea about what the Average Republican thinks.

As the friend who tipped me this says:

Isn't it terribly strange that David French, Super Christian Ultra-Conservative, keeps making the exact same slanderous mistakes about conservatives that his progressive twitter friends do?

Isn't weird that every one of David French's thoughts so perfectly tracks with the Twitter musings of Chris Hayes or Brian Stelter?

Either David French is a progressive -- period -- or Chris Hayes and Brian Stelter are also super-duper Strong Christian Conservatives.

I'm thinking option A is the more likely one.

More:

Theory: Jake Tapper, or possibly Brian Stelter, honeydicked David French and "turned" him.

And Jonah Goldberg, too.

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Posted by: Ace at 04:42 PM




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1 ace!

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2020 04:43 PM (W2Pud)

2 Frenchy at it again . . .

Posted by: Catherine at July 29, 2020 04:43 PM (bIXxK)

3 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 04:43 PM (UWqZJ)

4 Face diapers are for ugly people.

Posted by: Regular Dennis reynolds at July 29, 2020 04:44 PM (L9P9s)

5 fun fact: David French is French for cocksucker

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 29, 2020 04:44 PM (FZYNt)

6 I'm starting to think he might not be legitimately conservative.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 29, 2020 04:44 PM (ExV1e)

7 While Mr. French supports mainly peaceful protesters sharing their germs everywhere

Posted by: willow at July 29, 2020 04:45 PM (vyY/X)

8 And what's their defiant response when asked to endure this tiny inconvenience?

I really don't understand why some women complain about having to wear burkas. It's only a tiny inconvenience demonstrating their submission to Islam.

Posted by: Your Local Imam! at July 29, 2020 04:45 PM (I2/tG)

9 omg that jonah gif yikes

I think I'm a lesbian now

EW

Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at July 29, 2020 04:45 PM (j9HX3)

10 I do not believe masks do anything regarding the chink wufu.

Posted by: Archer at July 29, 2020 04:46 PM (gmo/4)

11 Does anyone actually pay any attention to French anymore other than to mock him?

Posted by: Ian S. at July 29, 2020 04:46 PM (ZGrMX)

12 I'm old enough to remember when Jonah counted on Ace to write his columns for him, unpaid.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, protester at July 29, 2020 04:46 PM (NVYyb)

13 OK, that Jonah gif is disturbing!!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 29, 2020 04:46 PM (bDqIh)

14 also, there is no proof Brian Stelter has a dick

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 29, 2020 04:46 PM (FZYNt)

15 Laughing that goes for many former
'conservative ' writers

Posted by: willow at July 29, 2020 04:46 PM (vyY/X)

16 On the record:

I do not support wearing masks.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 29, 2020 04:46 PM (dhqL5)

17 I got the others...

Posted by: Max Power at July 29, 2020 04:46 PM (q177U)

18 Goldberg is doing the old Nicely Nicely: "Sit down, sit down, sit down - sit down you're rocking the boat!"

Posted by: Boswell at July 29, 2020 04:46 PM (32YRo)

19 I'm opposed to the entire irrational panic.

My state has an infection rate of .7%. The majority of which are asymptomatic. So what's the fear? That we will get something that we won't notice and never get sick.

The death rate is 2.8% of that %.7. We're down in the statistical anomaly region, mostly due to age and infirmity.

But instead of focusing on protecting those people, we're putting our emphasis on targeting 100% of the population.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 29, 2020 04:46 PM (oVJmc)

20 I didn't need to see that gif.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 29, 2020 04:47 PM (1ISKN)

21 I'm starting to think he may be one of the Christians that likes to diddle young boys. Looks like a pedo, acts like a pedo....probably a pedo.

Posted by: Resist_we_Much at July 29, 2020 04:47 PM (BkYvb)

22 And if any pro life woman said my body my choice it was done as ironic snark.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 29, 2020 04:47 PM (NWEal)

23 All that and the Stable Genius is riffin' in Texas.

Posted by: Redenzo at July 29, 2020 04:47 PM (E7vND)

24 Does anyone actually pay any attention to French anymore other than to mock him?
Posted by: Ian S. at July 29, 2020 04:46 PM (ZGrMX)


*consults style guide*

Should be "to make mock of him".

Posted by: hogmartin at July 29, 2020 04:47 PM (t+qrx)

25 IOW, as big a liar as his commie "friends" .

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at July 29, 2020 04:47 PM (OWgiM)

26 20 I didn't need to see that gif.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

at least they cut if off before the shot of throat yogurt

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 29, 2020 04:47 PM (FZYNt)

27 Up until this past year I really didn't know who this David French person is. I started to read some of his stuff, but the dude's a total asshat dickhead mutherfucker.

What'd I miss?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 29, 2020 04:48 PM (3H9h1)

28 Masks have not been mandatory in my state, nor did my state shut down.

Posted by: Archer at July 29, 2020 04:48 PM (gmo/4)

29 An interesting observation on masks. If you are traveling in a group and some of your party is wearing masks then that is good enough for the Karens. If you are traveling alone without a mask then that is problematic.

Posted by: Max Power at July 29, 2020 04:48 PM (q177U)

30 You cant expect a guy who was endorsed by Kristol to run for president to be anything other than a stupid fuck of a mewling quim.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Intensifying My Peaceful Love For Zooey Deschanel at July 29, 2020 04:48 PM (+dsLj)

31 David French is a parody of Church Lady.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 29, 2020 04:48 PM (H5knJ)

32 It's often a particularly dumb version of "my body, my choice."

Oh, David, David, David..."My Antibodies, My Choice" is incisive and clever. Two concepts you should look up sometime while waiting in the cuckshed for the poolboy to roger your wife roundly.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 29, 2020 04:48 PM (FtO5h)

33 That GIF shows how Jonah's managed to get a BMI in the low 100s.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 29, 2020 04:48 PM (oVJmc)

34 I always wear my mask.


Well, until some pretty young tranny drops her undies. Then I let my mouth be protected by her blessings of liberty. Her big, sweaty flopping balls of liberty.

Posted by: David French at July 29, 2020 04:48 PM (qlFIA)

35 Disappointing that so many people who ought to be able to think for themselves are still fooled into thinking cloth masks are protection for a virus, in either direction, just because "experts" and the media say so.

Posted by: Methos at July 29, 2020 04:49 PM (kOpft)

36 I don't believe this poll any more than I believe their presidential polls.

Most people who answer the phone have life alert necklaces, walk-in bathtubs, and reverse mortgages.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 29, 2020 04:49 PM (hku12)

37 Seriously, Ace...that Goldberg gif. What did we do to deserve that?

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 29, 2020 04:49 PM (ExV1e)

38 Did Mr. French read the first CDC reports where masks weren't helpful ? Just wash those hands?

What changed?

Posted by: willow at July 29, 2020 04:49 PM (vyY/X)

39 29 An interesting observation on masks. If you are traveling in a group and some of your party is wearing masks then that is good enough for the Karens. If you are traveling alone without a mask then that is problematic.

Karens are afraid of packs but will pick off the stragglers.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 29, 2020 04:49 PM (FtO5h)

40 French thinks moving troops from Germany to Poland, moving them closer to the Russian border, "empowers Putin". That's either straight-up crazy, if you think American troops are a capable fighting force, or it displays a huge contempt for the American military.

https://tinyurl.com/y5ff9pya

Posted by: Huck Follywood, protester at July 29, 2020 04:50 PM (NVYyb)

41 Liberals:
I don't care if a baby dies, my body my choice!

Also liberals

Anyone that doesn't follow my body my choice goes to jail! That includes protestors.


Also liberals

If you don't wear a mask you could get ME sick. HOW DARE YOU.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 29, 2020 04:50 PM (qlFIA)

42 I'm starting to think he might not be legitimately conservative.

Sure as heck isn't a Christian.

Posted by: 🐧 at July 29, 2020 04:50 PM (C+evo)

43 >>>But instead of focusing on protecting those people, we're putting our emphasis on targeting 100% of the population.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 29, 2020 04:46 PM (oVJmc)

But instead of focusing on protecting those people, we're putting our emphasis on targeting destroying 100% of the population economy.

*fixed*

Posted by: Max Power at July 29, 2020 04:50 PM (q177U)

44 Notice that if you push Goldberg's hands down his mouth opens wide - I'm sure Jake has noticed.

Posted by: Boswell at July 29, 2020 04:50 PM (32YRo)

45 >>A shocking number of pro-life Republicans - who rightly ask women to carry children to term because life is so precious - aren't willing to endure the tiny inconvenience of wearing a piece of cloth on their faces to save others.



Let's just take it from the top with the "who rightly ask women to carry children to term" part.

Pro-lifers didn't put the baby in the lady.
What they're saying is: if you don't want kids, then don't put yourself in a position to get pregnant -- use birth control, or better yet, be a little more discriminating about when and with whom you have sex.

It is not a similar argument to say: carry the baby = wear a piece of cloth on your face.

The mask is not a human life, and further, one does not create the scenario in which a mask is necessary (CHYNA did).

GAH!!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 29, 2020 04:50 PM (bDqIh)

46 That Goldberg gif - what have we done to offend thee, O' Lord?

Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 29, 2020 04:50 PM (HmZuC)

47 That Jonah gal has a penis shaped mouth!
But, she is a gal.



Posted by: Shep! at July 29, 2020 04:51 PM (ufFY8)

48 Knowingly giving someone HIV? A-ok!

Symptom free and no mask? TO THE CHOPPING BLOCK!


Posted by: 18-1 at July 29, 2020 04:51 PM (qlFIA)

49 I think most Republicans are fine with wearing masks just dont want the fucking government forcing them to do it. This is too hard a concept for cucks like French to comprehend.

Posted by: Asshoes at July 29, 2020 04:51 PM (dgqkd)

50 I think people probably should wear masks. I also think people shouldn't burn down federal buildings.

And I don't trust people who think item #1 is of more dire significance than item #2.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 29, 2020 04:51 PM (icI8A)

51 French gets aced in ass. Do you think Biden is capable of wiping his own ass?

Posted by: demoncrat at July 29, 2020 04:51 PM (Hki5F)

52 Calvin Freiburger nailed it. I do it all the time: flip it over:


Oh, so in order to support *not* strangling newborns or drilling the skulls of almost newborns, I also *must* support welfare for illegal immigrants and open borders.

Totally the samez.

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at July 29, 2020 04:52 PM (oZuI0)

53 How is it okay to require PPE but not provide Biohazard disposal containers? Or rules for disposal of the contaminated gear?

What are the mask rules here French, you sniveling, belly-crawling little Vichy half-man?

If any of this was even HALF as dangerous as they are making it out to be we would be undergoing Bio-decontamination procedures at the door of every business.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 29, 2020 04:52 PM (luzVb)

54 I'm starting to think he might not be legitimately conservative.
___

I'm severely conservative. About keeping my paycheck.

Posted by: David French at July 29, 2020 04:52 PM (qlFIA)

55 Masks have not been mandatory in my state, nor did my state shut down.
Posted by: Archer at July 29, 2020 04:48 PM (gmo/4)


Where is this tra la la land of magic, with gooey gumdrop forests and rivers of chocolate?

I would like to visit.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 29, 2020 04:52 PM (hku12)

56 Particularly, since we know covid is less dangerous than the flu for the vast majority of us.

But people got the idea in their heads early in on that we should stop the spread at any cost, and few seem willing to reevaluate the situation.

Posted by: Methos at July 29, 2020 04:52 PM (kOpft)

57 The ONE thing the pro-life and the mask arguments have in common?

PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY

Funny that didn't occur to French or NRO's Catherine Lopez.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 29, 2020 04:52 PM (bDqIh)

58 I saw the stupidest thing in a video from NYC the other day the commie kraut mayor was visiting a public pool. The first stupid thing I noticed was that people were swimming in the pool with masks on. The second stupid thing was some dumb broad thought the commie kraut mayor was the commie governor. The last stupid thing was that I realized the stupid broad wearing a mask while swimming and her friends who thought the mayor was the governor are eligible to vote.

Posted by: Archer at July 29, 2020 04:52 PM (gmo/4)

59 Do you think Biden is capable of wiping his own ass?

---------------------------------

Sure, you should see the carpet!

Posted by: Jill Biden at July 29, 2020 04:52 PM (1ISKN)

60 That poll is total BS. Even the Dems number ain't that high.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 29, 2020 04:53 PM (FtO5h)

61 French is exactly as intelligent and interesting as 99% of the rest of the punditry.

Yeah.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 29, 2020 04:53 PM (OTzUX)

62 What they're saying is: if you don't want kids, then don't put yourself in a position to get pregnant -- use birth control, or better yet, be a little more discriminating about when and with whom you have sex.

Liberals consider this to be horrifically sexist, because at some point feminism flipped from "men shouldn't be pigs" to "everyone should be pigs".

Posted by: Ian S. at July 29, 2020 04:53 PM (ZGrMX)

63 Where is this tra la la land of magic, with gooey gumdrop forests and rivers of chocolate?



I would like to visit.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 29, 2020 04:52 PM (hku12)


South Dakota

Posted by: Archer at July 29, 2020 04:53 PM (gmo/4)

64 Ace is calling nood now?

Posted by: dantesed at July 29, 2020 04:53 PM (88xKn)

65 What a bullshit false equivalency. It is no different, in spirit, than the canard of "how could you oppose abortion and support the death penalty (as if the two necessarily go hand-in-hand)?"

What an asshole. The differences are crystal clear: innocence, and to a lesser degree naivete. One is the death of an innocent soul. The other is an opposition by a sentient adult to being commanded to comply with edicts that are supported by no clear evidence.

That he would compare the two is appalling. That he would cheapen one with the other is grotesque.

What an asshole.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2020 04:53 PM (hYcqw)

66 Is that Goldberg doing Obama's bunghole?

Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2020 04:53 PM (XTyi0)

67

Ok, here's a question for the NT Twatterati. When someone sticks their hot dog in Jonah Goldberg are they or are they not a sandwich?


Posted by: 18-1 at July 29, 2020 04:53 PM (qlFIA)

68 That Jonah Goldberg gif looks like the last tee-off of a miniature golf course. You know the one where you have to hit it into Jonah's mouth while his hands flail back and forth, it goes down a chute, and then it may or may not exit out towards the hole.


It's all about timing, Jonah.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 29, 2020 04:53 PM (l6b3d)

69 Masks have not been mandatory in my state, nor did my state shut down.

Georgia? Yeah, Kemp has been absolutely stellar.


Better than "masks are patriotic" Trump in fact.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 29, 2020 04:54 PM (luzVb)

70 And what's their defiant response when asked to endure this tiny inconvenience?

Hmmm...wearing a condom is a tiny inconvenience. Doing so helps prevent the spread of disease. It would also make the need for abortion rare.

I wonder if Mssr. French would publicly support laws requiring them?

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 29, 2020 04:54 PM (ExV1e)

71 The second stupid thing was some dumb broad thought the commie kraut mayor was the commie governor.

You're missing why that was awesome: the crestfallen look on DiBlasio's face when she misnamed him, he told her he wasn't Cuomo, and she said "Who are you, then?".

Posted by: Ian S. at July 29, 2020 04:54 PM (ZGrMX)

72 I wrote earlier that I wore an N95 mask. Well I tried to anyway.

That shit almost made me pass out in 90 seconds. Thats how I knew it worked because you cant fucking breathe in it.

Another funsie: some guy posted a YouTube of him smoking a bong while wearing the same typical mask you see most people wear. He exhaled and the smoke literally went THROUGH his mask AND out the sides.

So if you wear a cloth on your ugly mug all day long every day la lee la lee la and can breathe just fine I have news for you:

It

Does

Not

Fucking

Work

Posted by: Two Weeks From Intensifying My Peaceful Love For Zooey Deschanel at July 29, 2020 04:54 PM (+dsLj)

73 It is not a similar argument to say: carry the baby = wear a piece of cloth on your face.

The mask is not a human life, and further, one does not create the scenario in which a mask is necessary (CHYNA did).

GAH!!
Posted by: Lizzy


Me to the left: "my body, my choice!"

The left: "it's not just you anymore"

Me: "you don't say say?"

Posted by: rickb223 at July 29, 2020 04:54 PM (dhqL5)

74 61 French is exactly as intelligent and interesting as 99% of the rest of the punditry.

Yeah.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 29, 2020 04:53 PM (OTzUX)


That's why we talk about him so much.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 29, 2020 04:54 PM (lfmil)

75 If only there was someway to have sex and not get pregnant. If only.


Also, a better stainer remover for nice dresses would be great.

Posted by: Monica Lewinsky at July 29, 2020 04:54 PM (qlFIA)

76 So 68% of Republicans support mask-wearing, versus 92% of Democrats.
++++++++++++
What does "support" mean? I support anyone wearing a face mask, so long as he wants to. I do not support edicts to the same universally. So by the standards of this poll, I wonder if I "support mask-wearing" or not.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2020 04:55 PM (hYcqw)

77 "Huffpost Yougov poll"

Also has Biden winning by 4000%.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 29, 2020 04:55 PM (luzVb)

78 according to Cernovich's twitter, Jim Jordan went full bukkake and Sensenbrunner is even worse. The Democrats are the ones asking the real questions about Amazon's monopoly and practices.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 29, 2020 04:55 PM (ykYG2)

79 If anything should be mandated it should be gloves. The virus can remain in hard surfaces for hours. One person that has it touched a door, potentially every other person that touches that doorknob for hours can get it on their hand then touch their face. On the other hand being right next to someone who has it in order o get from the air is a very small probability. Masks are kinda useless where gloves would help. But the super duper smart people that run things mandate masks of course.

Posted by: Asshoes at July 29, 2020 04:55 PM (dgqkd)

80 ace,

You've become more strongly pro-life over the years, and much more sympathetic to observant Jews and Christians.

Thank you. It probably hasn't hurt that many Hordians pray for you regularly, if not daily.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at July 29, 2020 04:55 PM (9IdCK)

81 I don't believe this poll any more than I believe their presidential polls.

Particularly since they left out the most important response to the question "Generally speaking do you think people should or should not wear face masks when they are in public around others".

Because I would love to know how many people answer "I don't care what they hell other people do, its not my business" which is quite different from "Not sure".

The question is loaded in that it assumes the face diaper is effective, that the Covid is a true public danger, and that there is no alternative.

Posted by: 🐧 at July 29, 2020 04:55 PM (C+evo)

82 I loathe these people.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 29, 2020 04:55 PM (Jx5Qs)

83 55 - Where is this tra la la land of magic, with gooey gumdrop forests and rivers of chocolate?

I know, from now on it would be a public service if everyone who posts here that they "never wear a mask" and life is normal where they are and all that would include their country and state.

I'm in small town CO and even we have mandatory masks (Polesmoker is asshoe) and you cannot, I repeat, cannot shop without one.

I want to move to a freer place next year and need the help. Counties and states, please, if you live in these magical places.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 29, 2020 04:56 PM (FtO5h)

84 I would think a lot of republicans are sick of masks because of the lefts' rampant rioting and looting which their democrat leaders condone.

I know there's a certain paranoid karen conservative mindset, sadly, that thinks that Bill Gates is prepping us for labor camps or something. But ... uh ... fucking looting leftists are mask indifferent too.

Posted by: guest myspace user at July 29, 2020 04:56 PM (rnk6i)

85 Masks are bullshit. Anything less than an n95 fitted tightly is security theater. Strangely the same argument can be made about the TSA. Security theater does nothing but enrage the patriot and sooth the low info drones. If you are symptomatic stay home ! wearing a mask prevents nothing.

Posted by: USNtakim at July 29, 2020 04:56 PM (0OmEj)

86 Why is Goldberg wearing Lee PressOn Nails?

Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2020 04:56 PM (XTyi0)

87 If anything should be mandated it should be gloves. The virus can remain in hard surfaces for hours. One person that has it touched a door, potentially every other person that touches that doorknob for hours can get it on their hand then touch their face. On the other hand being right next to someone who has it in order o get from the air is a very small probability. Masks are kinda useless where gloves would help. But the super duper smart people that run things mandate masks of course.
Posted by: Asshoes at July 29, 2020 04:55 PM (dgqkd)
+++++++++
Gloves themselves are wonderful carriers. Unless you have very good discipline against cross-contamination and change them a lot, they likely do far more harm than good.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2020 04:56 PM (hYcqw)

88 Jonah now quoting FusionGPS talking points with a fulsome endorsement.


He is no better than Natasha Bernard at this point. He used to steal from Ace and now he goes to Jim Sciutto. Learn to code Jonah, you can fall no further.


https://tinyurl.com/y3survcd

Posted by: Huck Follywood, protester at July 29, 2020 04:56 PM (NVYyb)

89 just my opinion here, but opinions about abortion often are connected to opinions about when life begins.

opinions about masks very possibly are connected to opinions about taking orders from the government

and loopy cortez says "huh?"

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 29, 2020 04:57 PM (4a9Vv)

90 What the hell is that on glodbergs face?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 29, 2020 04:57 PM (dNzKv)

91 It's not unusual for the left to be wrong about Christians cause they aren't and they don't know any.

Whereas you'd think that a guy who claims the mantle of being Christian would actually like KNOW the truth about how most Christians feel and act.

Yet somehow he never does.

That's what they call a tell.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 29, 2020 04:57 PM (exghZ)

92 Masks have not been mandatory in my state, nor did my state shut down.
Posted by: Archer at July 29, 2020 04:48 PM (gmo/4)


Where is this tra la la land of magic, with gooey gumdrop forests and rivers of chocolate?

I would like to visit.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 29, 2020


*
*

Visit? Hell, I'd like to move there. South Dakota, maybe?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 29, 2020 04:57 PM (rpbg1)

93 Where is this tra la la land of magic, with gooey gumdrop forests and rivers of chocolate?



I would like to visit.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 29, 2020 04:52 PM (hku12)


South Dakota

Posted by: Archer at July 29, 2020 04:53 PM (gmo/4)


Heh, yeah I figured.

Indeed, we might head up that way in the next couple months. It's not THAT far away.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 29, 2020 04:57 PM (hku12)

94 Posted by: Rick in SK at July 29, 2020 04:47 PM (FZYNt)

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6rroo3y

SFW

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 29, 2020 04:57 PM (ExV1e)

95 they assume I don't want them to get sick and die. how weird is that?

Posted by: x at July 29, 2020 04:57 PM (nFwvY)

96 South Dakota

Posted by: Archer at July 29, 2020 04:58 PM (gmo/4)

97 Where do you stand on the mask debate? Why are you laughing when I say mask debate?

Posted by: Jill Biden at July 29, 2020 04:58 PM (1ISKN)

98 Medical masks are used to stop bacterial transfer not a virus . I agree that they should be used by positive symptomatic Covid people to partially help stop their cough or sneeze particulate.

The WuFlu response is just like Obamacare . Ruin the entire country's medical care and insurance system to allegedly help a very small portion of the population.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 29, 2020 04:58 PM (NWEal)

99 Truth be told I have no idea who this person is, and I really don't care what his/xhe/xtp's opinions are.


Has zero impact on my and 99.9999% of Americans daily life.


So pi$$ off!

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 29, 2020 04:58 PM (JUOKG)

100 I do not support wearing masks.
Posted by: rickb223

How about bras? Pants?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 29, 2020 04:58 PM (+y/Ru)

101 >>Me to the left: "my body, my choice!"

The left: "it's not just you anymore"

Me: "you don't say say?"



LOL

Posted by: Lizzy at July 29, 2020 04:58 PM (bDqIh)

102 Why is he comparing not wearing masks to taking the life of an aborted baby? Seems a huuuuuuge stretch there.
I guess I must have killed a least five people today. I had lunch outside with another woman who wasn't wearing a mask either, and we had a server wearing a mask and there were two other people having lunch at least eight feet away from us, and also not wearing masks. Just like abortion in the 9th month, eh?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 29, 2020 04:58 PM (oDRcK)

103 Have they all got the ring around the mouth hair?

Hmmmm.


That's saying something.


Either and advertisement or a declaration.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 29, 2020 04:58 PM (exghZ)

104 I'd say, "may your chains rest lightly upon you" to David French but...nah. I hope they crush him.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 29, 2020 04:59 PM (l4C/z)

105 South Dakota

Dental floss farming.

Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2020 04:59 PM (XTyi0)

106 Sort of OT but then again you see what passes for Twitter's rules,
Prager U Twitter was locked out today for showing yesterday's doctor protest in DC. They are totally shut down.

Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2020 04:59 PM (6f16T)

107 65 What a bullshit false equivalency. It is no different, in spirit, than the canard of "how could you oppose abortion and support the death penalty (as if the two necessarily go hand-in-hand)?"

What an asshole. The differences are crystal clear: innocence, and to a lesser degree naivete. One is the death of an innocent soul. The other is an opposition by a sentient adult to being commanded to comply with edicts that are supported by no clear evidence.

That he would compare the two is appalling. That he would cheapen one with the other is grotesque.

What an asshole.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2020 04:53 PM (hYcqw)


--Of course, P.J. O'Rourke must be quoted:

"The second item in the liberal creed, after self-righteousness, is unaccountability. Liberals have invented whole college majors--psychology, sociology, women's studies--to prove that nothing is anybody's fault. No one is fond of taking responsibility for his actions, but consider how much you'd have to hate free will to come up with a political platform that advocates killing unborn babies but not convicted murderers. A callous pragmatist might favor abortion and capital punishment. A devout Christian would sanction neither. But it takes years of therapy to arrive at the liberal view."

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at July 29, 2020 04:59 PM (oZuI0)

108 I'm good with the gloves idea, so long as they are boxing gloves. And you have to go a round with any pedestrian who comes within six feet of you. I don't have a good public policy rationale for this. I just think it would be fun.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 29, 2020 04:59 PM (H5knJ)

109 >>>90 What the hell is that on glodbergs face?


ecstasy

Posted by: Jake "Honeydick" Tapper at July 29, 2020 04:59 PM (PbpT7)

110 No pants, no bras. Them's the rules.

Posted by: Obligatory at July 29, 2020 04:59 PM (qlFIA)

111 100% of Republicans that support mandatory masks are 68% unlikely to be conservative.

Posted by: Innagaddadavida at July 29, 2020 05:00 PM (ONKVN)

112 Also we got us a pretty good governor too. Ranches, rides horses, shoots guns, doesn't take shit from leftists.

Posted by: Archer at July 29, 2020 05:00 PM (gmo/4)

113 Prager U Twitter was locked out today for showing yesterday's doctor protest in DC.

***

Liberals: Listen to the doctors!

Also liberals: NOT THOSE DOCTORS!

Posted by: 18-1 at July 29, 2020 05:00 PM (qlFIA)

114 I wrote earlier that I wore an N95 mask. Well I tried to anyway.

That shit almost made me pass out in 90 seconds. Thats how I knew it worked because you cant fucking breathe in it.

Another funsie: some guy posted a YouTube of him smoking a bong while wearing the same typical mask you see most people wear. He exhaled and the smoke literally went THROUGH his mask AND out the sides.
. . .
Posted by: Two Weeks From Intensifying My Peaceful Love For Zooey Deschanel at July 29, 2020


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All that smoke probably fumigated and killed every virus, bacterium, and (for all I know) paramecium anywhere near his face, so there's that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 29, 2020 05:00 PM (rpbg1)

115 I do not support wearing masks.
Posted by: rickb223

How about bras? Pants?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


I'm Work From Home.

Y'all are lucky I put on underwear.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 29, 2020 05:00 PM (dhqL5)

116 I do believe that on this week's US College Report "Value to Vulnerability" rankings, from the Thrive to Perish scale, Goucher was a Perish. That gif of Jonah was probably used a data, I'll be willing to bet.

Posted by: Boswell at July 29, 2020 05:00 PM (32YRo)

117 Masks would make less sense if they'd come up with an easy, even self administered test for Covid.

Problem of course is whether you've got it NOW or have gotten over it.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 29, 2020 05:00 PM (exghZ)

118 I wonder if Mssr. French would publicly support laws requiring [condoms]?

I think he meekly asked one of the bulls that services his wife to wear one, and they beat that sentiment out of him.

Posted by: 🐧 at July 29, 2020 05:00 PM (C+evo)

119 No pants, no bras. Them's the rules.





Posted by: Obligatory at July 29, 2020 04:59 PM

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We might want to qualify that. There are a metric $hit ton of people at Walmart that I do not want to see bra or pantsless.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 29, 2020 05:00 PM (JUOKG)

120 One of my friends is worried that I'm vacationing with a friend from another state, so I told her, "We plan on catching Covid from a gas station pump handle." She thought I was joking.

Seriously, gloves are more necessary than masks.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 29, 2020 05:01 PM (/+bwe)

121
I know, from now on it would be a public service if everyone who
posts here that they "never wear a mask" and life is normal where they
are and all that would include their country and state.


Georgia.Suburbs north of Atlanta. Have not worn a mask shopping, eating out or anywhere else since the Shamdemic started. Don't own one.


We would welcome you !

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 29, 2020 05:01 PM (luzVb)

122 Trump, talking about new military equipment, "says we have equipment I can't tell you about and frankly you don't want to know about. Hope we never have to use it." iirc

Posted by: Braenyard at July 29, 2020 05:01 PM (lfmil)

123 I thought Goldberg was trying to eat me through the computer! I'm askeered again!

Posted by: jmel at July 29, 2020 05:01 PM (bVhJi)

124 The funniest thing is he thinks "a tiny piece of cloth" is protective against a group of microorganisms that have been infecting other organisms since time out of mind. Stupid in one thing, stupid in all things.

Posted by: csmats at July 29, 2020 05:01 PM (X5VFN)

125 98 Medical masks are used to stop bacterial transfer not a virus . I agree that they should be used by positive symptomatic Covid people to partially help stop their cough or sneeze particulate.

The WuFlu response is just like Obamacare . Ruin the entire country's medical care and insurance system to allegedly help a very small portion of the population.


I agree with everything this guy just said!

I don't mind wearing masks at all - it makes the oldsters around me feel better, fine.

then again I also enjoy wearing corsets, so I'm weird about not being able to breathe (i.e., I like it).

but whatever, I'll wear the mask. I'll never "wear the ribbon" but I'll wear the mask. I have a couple of athletic ones that probably do even LESS to stop "viruses" ha ha. they have a mesh area in the center for easy breathing. again, the mask is just for show.

all of this is silly. it's like bottling up the wind. no point at all.

Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at July 29, 2020 05:01 PM (j9HX3)

126 No pants, no bras. Them's the rules.


Posted by: Obligatory



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Dang.
Chores done for the day and I sit down and this is the first thing I see.
What the heck did I miss???

Posted by: Diogenes at July 29, 2020 05:01 PM (axyOa)

127 All that smoke probably fumigated and killed every virus, bacterium, and (for all I know) paramecium anywhere near his face, so there's that.

***********

Hmmmm second look at toking it up?

Its cool man, its allllllllllll cool....

Posted by: Two Weeks From Intensifying My Peaceful Love For Zooey Deschanel at July 29, 2020 05:02 PM (+dsLj)

128 Y'all are lucky I put on underwear.

So you still have to do laundry.

Posted by: 🐧 at July 29, 2020 05:02 PM (C+evo)

129 Some analogies and similes are strained or obtuse but there's an erudite description of what French's is between masks and abortions called dumb as a bowl of fuck.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 29, 2020 05:02 PM (y7DUB)

130 The Conservatives in the Mist treatment ...

____________


... is the prequel to their ultimate treatment plan for us of No Conservatives in Our Midst IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: ShainS at July 29, 2020 05:02 PM (WbDdu)

131 That staged meeting at the beginning though xD. I can imagine that actually happening, them
all not knowing each other are going somewhere and they all
meet up accidentally in that one place, all filming.

Just imagine if that actually happened.

Posted by: casino online tanpa deposit at July 29, 2020 05:02 PM (s7Y3w)

132 Also we got us a pretty good governor too. Ranches, rides horses, shoots guns, doesn't take shit from leftists.
Posted by: Archer at July 29, 2020


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If SD has air conditioning in houses and businesses in the summer, that's all I need to know.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 29, 2020 05:02 PM (rpbg1)

133 Y'all are lucky I put on underwear.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 29, 2020 05:00 PM (dhqL5)


Commando, baby!!!

The only reason I wear pants is so I don't stick to the chair.


Posted by: jakee308 at July 29, 2020 05:02 PM (exghZ)

134 I'd like to point out to Mr French that the success rate of abortions approaches 100% (some very rare failures do happen). But given the COVID IFR similar to a flu-like 0.1% and assuredly also a very low transmission rate, the chance of killing someone by not wearing a mask approaches very close to 0%. So perhaps his comparison is not valid.

Posted by: lazlong at July 29, 2020 05:02 PM (7XjsU)

135 Wrong choice....3 arrested for allegedly spray-painting 'White Lives Matter' on street in Honeoye Falls.


I don't know how they don't know that thats wrong.
Now if they just have spray painted BLM it would have been declared a mural. Damn rednecks

Posted by: Colin at July 29, 2020 05:02 PM (prSfl)

136 If masks were so important to preventing the spread of viruses why isn't 90% of the country shutdown every year from the flu.

Posted by: buzzion at July 29, 2020 05:03 PM (vMCab)

137 fyi was just in Wildwood for the weekend and masks were very much not being worn and no one was doing anything but acting totally normal

that's NJ shore

Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at July 29, 2020 05:03 PM (j9HX3)

138 Um...could we not give them any ideas on the G-l-o-v-e-s?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 29, 2020 05:03 PM (FtO5h)

139 David French is the Rian Johnson of conservative blogging.

He subverts our expectations.

Posted by: ace at July 29, 2020 05:03 PM (PbpT7)

140 I used to be anti-underwear. But I came to the wisdom received from those who came before me: Underwear protects you from your clothes and your clothes from you.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 29, 2020 05:03 PM (l4C/z)

141 Hey everybody.

Ace, you're frying French again? :-)
Kewl. Don't forget the ketchup.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2020 05:03 PM (L2ZTs)

142 Not wearing a mask usually follows the idea that govt has Been found inconsistent and untrustworthy . and the mandating and fining is really intrusive about an issue that many don't trust

govt you broke it. Not us.

Killing a baby by abortion hmm. Well yes it is willfully killing govt isn't mandating this unless your China and christians certainly arent

Not like the other

Posted by: willow at July 29, 2020 05:03 PM (vyY/X)

143 No, fomite transmission (surfaces) so far does not look to be a player, maybe even as much as with other viruses.

Already KIA, or near the end in ICU, but empowering errors about this virus:

* it's deadlier than flu
* it's even as deadly as flu
* asymptomatic transmission
* you can become symptomatic/seriously ill from it twice
* infectiousness is prolonged
* anti-bodies are needed for resistance/protection

Masks aren't on the list because that topic has already been studied for decades with fairly clear results, and nothing has changed of course.

The farcical nature of the "new evidence" barfed up by the CDC on this is just the 1,000th tip to the dim that the CDC is in serious trouble.

I wonder if any of the WH inner circle, even by this date, understands even the most basic concepts of epidemiology, or has heard/read anything based on same. No evidence thereof, so far.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 29, 2020 05:03 PM (OTzUX)

144 136 If masks were so important to preventing the spread of viruses why isn't 90% of the country shutdown every year from the flu.

That's what I fear is the endgame.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 29, 2020 05:03 PM (FtO5h)

145 David French is the Rian Johnson of conservative blogging.

He subverts our expectations.
Posted by: ace at July 29, 2020 05:03 PM (PbpT7)
+++++++++
I dunno about that. Not for years, at least. He does exactly what I expect him to. Did I expect him to make this particular brain-dead argument? No, I suppose not. But I expected him to self-righteous asshole idiot - and he never fails to disappoint on that front.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2020 05:04 PM (hYcqw)

146 We might want to qualify that. There are a metric $hit ton of people at Walmart that I do not want to see bra or pantsless.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 29, 2020


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Where I live, Walmart is just the beginning of the horror.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 29, 2020 05:04 PM (rpbg1)

147 Frying French is best done, of course, when you can do it in his own natural oils and juices.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2020 05:04 PM (L2ZTs)

148 Trump, talking about new military equipment, "says we have equipment I can't tell you about and frankly you don't want to know about. Hope we never have to use it."

I call BS.

Prove it exists by deploying it on the rioters in Portland and Seattle!

Posted by: 🐧 at July 29, 2020 05:05 PM (C+evo)

149 Ace is calling nood now?

He's trying to make us complacent. Hobos must be scarce this time of year...Value-Rite isn't free...Ewoks gotta hunt.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 29, 2020 05:05 PM (ExV1e)

150 Shouldn't we send Mr French Twitter tot to doc so she can try to figure out if the mask demand is authoritarian?

Posted by: willow at July 29, 2020 05:05 PM (vyY/X)

151 >>>69 Masks have not been mandatory in my state, nor did my state shut down. Georgia? Yeah, Kemp has been absolutely stellar. Better than "masks are patriotic" Trump in fact.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 29, 2020 04:54 PM


And so it sucks when your leftist mayor then says "nope, my rule is law, therefore everyone now has to wear a mask indefinitely" with a thumb on nose and finger wave to the Governor out of spite.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 29, 2020 05:05 PM (l6b3d)

152 Y'all are lucky I put on underwear.

So you still have to do laundry.
Posted by:



I don't like sticking to the pleather chair.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 29, 2020 05:05 PM (dhqL5)

153 Trump, talking about new military equipment, "says we have equipment I
can't tell you about and frankly you don't want to know about. Hope we
never have to use it." iirc
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Shaped like a tic tac by any chance?

Posted by: Methos at July 29, 2020 05:05 PM (kOpft)

154 Yeah, mask up to go get food in the gas station, nevermind nobody cleaning pump handles, door handles, someone using the bathroom immediately after another just grenaded it...it's all bullshit

Posted by: A dude in MI at July 29, 2020 05:05 PM (/6GbT)

155 "hello strange person who I don't know who may be recording my call."

" What? You would like for me to state my private, deeply-held politically incorrect opinions for you so that you can record them and pass them along to leftist extremists in order to create charts, graphs and Enemies Lists?"

"Sure!"

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 29, 2020 05:05 PM (luzVb)

156 Who the hell names their kid Jonah? I don't anybody named Jonah except for the one in the Bible.

Posted by: dantesed at July 29, 2020 05:05 PM (88xKn)

157 I think those guys are well-paid for what they say and type. And their wives approve.

Posted by: mrp at July 29, 2020 05:05 PM (Pqytn)

158 The buried lede: A Lefty will shriek in terror if you refuse to worship their holey cloth, yet celebrate the disposal of an unborn baby. I know which side I'd rather be on.

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2020 05:05 PM (uEbPt)

159 At this point wearing or not wearing a mask WRT Wuhan Flu indicates nothing. The science is in debate. The "science" is in debate. The cure is in debate.

But the statistics upon which we base everything are a damnable lie as is their wont. Politics, agenda, and actual data acquisition have twisted any data, at this point, to be irrelevant except as a bullet point to be superseded by subsequent bullet points. I don't expect information to improve until after November 2020.

Wear a mask. Don't wear a mask. Live with it.

But the Wuhan Flu has certainly flushed out those who prefer reflexive authoritarianism, so for that we can be thankful. It's like a petri dish of Covid has turned into the contemporary handful of chicken bones. Witches will see in it what they want and then aim to capitalize from it in their marks.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 29, 2020 05:05 PM (HhXSr)

160 Does wearing a stupid cloth on one's face REALLY save lives?

If so, for my next magic trick I will stop neutrinos from entering my body with nothing more than a sheet of paper!

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 29, 2020 05:06 PM (ejsiI)

161 It seems that only about 15% of swampers think they themselves should wear masks effectively. (A higher percentage will wear them temporarily for show.)

95% of swampers think the proles should wear them all the time.

Posted by: Emmie at July 29, 2020 05:06 PM (+ljgK)

162 Stupid in one thing, stupid in all things.



Posted by: csmats at July 29, 2020 05:01 PM

How does that work in Latin?

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 29, 2020 05:06 PM (JUOKG)

163
The farcical nature of the "new evidence" barfed up by the CDC on this is just the 1,000th tip to the dim that the CDC is in serious trouble.

Posted by: rhomboid

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I thought the CDC was out of the picture by now, that HHS was running the covid response.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 29, 2020 05:06 PM (G51Gf)

164 >>But instead of focusing on protecting those people, we're putting our emphasis on targeting 100% of the population.


Yup.

Although technically, the emphasis is on all but the #BLM protesters.

Why should I trust the experts and politicians demanding I wear a mask when they are not similarly concerned with weeks and weeks of riots?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 29, 2020 05:06 PM (bDqIh)

165 I wonder if any of the WH inner circle, even by this date, understands even the most basic concepts of epidemiology, or has heard/read anything based on same. No evidence thereof, so far.


I'm thinking NO, which is terrifying. This is just a huge, huge blind spot for our President. Not good. The Left were clever with this op. His weakness.

not only the germaphobia thing, but he had a close friend die in NYC at the start. probably due to the very hasty ventilator use. I'm not a fan of that at all. killed a lot of people.

Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at July 29, 2020 05:06 PM (j9HX3)

166 Coming soon: David French Fry goes to work on a project with his buddy, Stefan "Hamburger" Halper.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2020 05:06 PM (L2ZTs)

167 Who the hell names their kid Jonah? I don't anybody named Jonah except for the one in the Bible.

Posted by: dantesed at July 29, 2020 05:05 PM (88xKn)

And that one got eaten...whale out front should have told ya.

Posted by: Boswell at July 29, 2020 05:07 PM (32YRo)

168 Who the hell names their kid Jonah? I don't anybody named Jonah except for the one in the Bible.
Posted by: dantesed at July 29, 2020 05:05 PM (88xKn)


They won't let him near boats.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 29, 2020 05:07 PM (AiZBA)

169 Um...could we not give them any ideas on the G-l-o-v-e-s?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 29, 2020 05:03 PM

Ha. I'm talking about when traveling. People are socially distancing pretty well.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 29, 2020 05:07 PM (/+bwe)

170 That said, it's not that big a deal to wear a mask, unless it's for a whole damn shift.

Jeez, suck it up.

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at July 29, 2020 05:07 PM (oZuI0)

171 The title is, "restoring energy to the Permian Basin".
Said he's signed permits to do this.
He's in Midland.
Texas is happy.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 29, 2020 05:07 PM (lfmil)

172 Trump, talking about new military equipment, "says we have equipment I can't tell you about and frankly you don't want to know about. Hope we never have to use it."


The Brown Note Gun.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 29, 2020 05:08 PM (dhqL5)

173 I am definitely in the mask is bullshit line, wash hands, don't touch face without washing.

Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2020 05:08 PM (6f16T)

174 The thing that bothers me about Fauci not wearing a mask next to those 2 other people while they do is; what does he know about mask wearing but isn't telling us?


It just might be that he knows wearing a mask is a placebo. So he forgets sometimes to play along as wearing a mask is annoying and doubly so if you know it isn't doing anyone any good.

Why is no one castigating this supposed health professional on why he thought it was okay to not wear a mask when he tells everyone else to?

Posted by: jakee308 at July 29, 2020 05:08 PM (exghZ)

175 163
The farcical nature of the "new evidence" barfed up by the CDC on this is just the 1,000th tip to the dim that the CDC is in serious trouble.

Posted by: rhomboid

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I thought the CDC was out of the picture by now, that HHS was running the covid response.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 29, 2020 05:06 PM (G51Gf)

The CDCAP is NOWHERE NEAR in trouble. It is a government agency! It will live forever!!!

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 29, 2020 05:08 PM (ejsiI)

176 Stupid in one thing, stupid in all things.

Posted by: csmats at July 29, 2020 05:01 PM

How does that work in Latin?
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 29, 2020


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Just fine.

Posted by: Zombie Julius Caesar at July 29, 2020 05:08 PM (rpbg1)

177 If SD has air conditioning in houses and businesses in the summer, that's all I need to know.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

I went through SD in the winter one year. Was getting low on gas, took the first exit that offered fuel and sleep.
The first town was 30 miles away. The motel offered, in BIG letters, "free heat and water".
We fueled up and hit the interstate.

Posted by: MarkY at July 29, 2020 05:08 PM (ukrBj)

178 If masks work, then there won't be much of a cold and flu season this year. Right? Oh that's right it will all be COVID!!!!!!!

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2020 05:08 PM (uEbPt)

179 Should be "to make mock of him".


Thank you. Standards are important.

Posted by: AoSHQ Style Guide at July 29, 2020 05:08 PM (gd9RK)

180 Yeah, mask up to go get food in the gas station,
nevermind nobody cleaning pump handles, door handles, someone using the
bathroom immediately after another just grenaded it...it's all bullshit


Posted by: A dude in MI at July 29, 2020 05:05 PM

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Walmart and Kroger gave up the ghost on sanitizing their carts but you have to wear a mask because OMG we are all gonna die!!!!!!

It's all one big joke now.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 29, 2020 05:08 PM (JUOKG)

181 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2020 04:56 PM (hYcqw)

That's my opinion too. Gloves are worse than masks. It's just an extra layer of skin.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 29, 2020 05:08 PM (NWEal)

182 Wearing a mask just to avoid annoying libtard opprobrium is worth it.

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at July 29, 2020 05:08 PM (oZuI0)

183 If masks were so important to preventing the spread of viruses why isn't 90% of the country shutdown every year from the flu.

Posted by: buzzion at July 29, 2020 05:03 PM (vMCab)

Trump isn't running for reelection every year.

Posted by: Methos at July 29, 2020 05:08 PM (kOpft)

184 Chad Pergram: Sally Yates to appear before Sen Jud Committee Aug 5 re Crossfire Hurricane
***********
I remember being told as late as this morning nothing is gonna happen EVER

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 29, 2020 05:09 PM (1Dmt5)

185 Whitmer claimed 70% reduction in transmission by mask wearing...study?

Posted by: A dude in MI at July 29, 2020 05:09 PM (/6GbT)

186 Movers finally showed up to offload my stuff. Might be done in time for the ONT.

See you later.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 29, 2020 05:09 PM (x/5gC)

187
That said, it's not that big a deal to wear a mask, unless it's for a whole damn shift.



Jeez, suck it up.


No.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 29, 2020 05:09 PM (luzVb)

188 Posted by: A dude in MI at July 29, 2020 05:09 PM (/6GbT)
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The Many voices in her head?

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 29, 2020 05:10 PM (1Dmt5)

189 If so, for my next magic trick I will stop neutrinos from entering my body with nothing more than a sheet of paper.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 29, 2020 05:06 PM (ejsiI)


That's one dense as f**k sheet of paper.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 29, 2020 05:10 PM (exghZ)

190 Not sure how a supposedly American conservative, or really just an American, couldn't understand another free man's hesitancy to go along with the mandates of a pretty far off, not particularly bright ruling class that doesn't even bother to pretend to have any actual evidence to support this month's policy whims when less than half a year ago the policy whim was the literal opposite of today's.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at July 29, 2020 05:10 PM (+BF2s)

191 The best part of GW Bush getting elected was the realization that the Sunday shows were a waste of time.

French, Redstate, Goldberg fall into the same category.

Posted by: nip at July 29, 2020 05:10 PM (yoqcZ)

192 I went through SD in the winter one year. Was getting low on gas, took the first exit that offered fuel and sleep.
The first town was 30 miles away. The motel offered, in BIG letters, "free heat and water".
We fueled up and hit the interstate.
Posted by: MarkY at July 29, 2020


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Why was that bad? Did you suspect that when the motel was paying, the heat would be lousy?

Posted by: Zombie Julius Caesar at July 29, 2020 05:10 PM (rpbg1)

193 That's one dense as f**k sheet of paper.


ke folded it a SHIT TON of times

Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at July 29, 2020 05:11 PM (j9HX3)

194 Whitmer claimed 70% reduction in transmission by mask wearing...study?
Posted by: A dude in MI at July 29, 2020 05:09 PM (/6GbT)


She scratched her ass and studied the smell and voila!

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 29, 2020 05:11 PM (AiZBA)

195 Shitty graph. Bad question.


Nothing about 'should the state mandate..'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 29, 2020 05:11 PM (oVJmc)

196 >>Why is no one castigating this supposed health professional on why he thought it was okay to not wear a mask when he tells everyone else to?


He said it was OK to do Tinder hookup during a pandemic.
(and we won't even get into what he was saying during the AIDS outbreak)

Please tell me why I need to wear a mask while at the beach but I can exchange bodily fluids with random strangers.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 29, 2020 05:11 PM (bDqIh)

197 Even here in SoCal, a lot of the mask stuff seems to be treated exactly as it should be: civil cosplay.

At numerous drive-thrus, there's often a sign: "wear a mask when you get to the window!!" But the employees *never* say anything, or even seem any less enthusiastic, when I pull up and don't have my mask on, which is 95% of the time.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2020 05:11 PM (L2ZTs)

198 170 That said, it's not that big a deal to wear a mask, unless it's for a whole damn shift.

Jeez, suck it up.
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at July 29, 2020 05:07 PM (oZuI0)


Fuck no.

Posted by: buzzion at July 29, 2020 05:11 PM (vMCab)

199 jesus my typing today, sorry all

I'm loopy

Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at July 29, 2020 05:11 PM (j9HX3)

200 That said, it's not that big a deal to wear a mask, unless it's for a whole damn shift.

Jeez, suck it up.
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at July 29, 2020 05:07 PM (oZuI0)

If they tell you to wear googles too is that no big deal? When does it become a deal ?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 29, 2020 05:11 PM (NWEal)

201 Ugly liberals should always wear a mask.

Posted by: demoncrat at July 29, 2020 05:11 PM (Hki5F)

202 I wear a mask when out. Because in honesty I do t want to freak out the old and infirm. It's courtesy only

Posted by: willow at July 29, 2020 05:11 PM (0fNxB)

203 I've only worn a mask twice, both times for doctor visits. Even with signs up about wearing masks in stores I don't put one on. I've had a few food establishments turn me away, and I told them that if they insisted, I wouldn't be returning even after all this is over with.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at July 29, 2020 05:11 PM (nMlSf)

204 Goggles = googles. It's a conspiracy

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 29, 2020 05:12 PM (NWEal)

205
Chad Pergram: Sally Yates to appear before Sen Jud Committee Aug 5 re Crossfire Hurricane

=========

Public or closed? Fifth or testify?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 29, 2020 05:12 PM (G51Gf)

206 That said, it's not that big a deal to wear a mask, unless it's for a whole damn shift.

Jeez, suck it up.
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at July 29, 2020


*
*

You clearly have never been in Lousy-ana in the summertime.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 29, 2020 05:12 PM (rpbg1)

207 That said, it's not that big a deal to wear a mask, unless it's for a whole damn shift.

Jeez, suck it up.
Posted by: logprof



Next week we all have to suck dick because the CDC says so.

Just suck it up.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 29, 2020 05:12 PM (dhqL5)

208 >>> I'd say, "may your chains rest lightly upon you" to David French but...nah. I hope they crush him.

The only thing he wants to "conserve" anymore is his "elitist" status, now that he feels himself among the intellectual political elites. Sort of like that episode of Seinfeld where Jerry was sitting in the first class plane section, laughing smugly with the supermodel next to him, and Elaine is stuck in coach.

He doesn't see the second the left takes over for real, he will not even be allowed in coach anymore, they will grind him under the wheels of the plane.

Posted by: LizLem at July 29, 2020 05:12 PM (UvJJq)

209 A mask is a symbol of fear. It is the manifestation of your willingness to sacrifice freedom for a sense of security (probably a false one).

Posted by: One-Eyed Cat Peepin' in the Seafood Store at July 29, 2020 05:12 PM (/sTHK)

210 also, there is no proof Brian Stelter has a dick
Posted by: Rick in SK


That's right, this man has no dick...

Posted by: Dr. Raymond Stantz....GHOSTBUSTER! at July 29, 2020 05:12 PM (vcOmj)

211 Why was that bad? Did you suspect that when the motel was paying, the heat would be lousy?
Posted by: Zombie Julius Caesar

No. Our assumption was, in that town, there were motels that charged for heat and water.

Posted by: MarkY at July 29, 2020 05:12 PM (ukrBj)

212 35 Disappointing that so many people who ought to be able to think for themselves are still fooled into thinking cloth masks are protection for a virus, in either direction, just because "experts" and the media say so.
Posted by: Methos at July 29, 2020 04:49 PM (kOpft)


AMEN! Agree 100%.

Posted by: Justsayin' at July 29, 2020 05:12 PM (7ugIf)

213 That said, it's not that big a deal to wear a mask, unless it's for a whole damn shift.

Jeez, suck it up.
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at July 29, 2020 05:07 PM (oZuI0)


It's not that big a deal when the doctor shoves his finger up your rectum either.

Not only do I not want him doing that for a whole shift, I also don't want him insisting on doing it the whole time I'm in his office. Or every time I go to the grocery store.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 29, 2020 05:12 PM (hku12)

214 Was thinking even the protests are spreading Covid-19 but more than likely sharing food, drink and way more personal contact than causal breathing.

Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2020 05:12 PM (6f16T)

215 Whitmer claimed 70% reduction in transmission by mask wearing...study?
Posted by: A dude in MI at July 29, 2020 05:09 PM (/6GbT)

She's basing that off a 70% reduction in impotence when she wears one.

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2020 05:12 PM (uEbPt)

216 Already KIA, or near the end in ICU, but empowering errors about this virus:



...
* asymptomatic transmission

...
* infectiousness is prolonged

---

People seem to have completely forgotten that these were wild ass guesses to the question of "How did so many people in China get sick in Jan/Feb from an outbreak in Dec?"

We know the answer now. The outbreak was in the first week of October. The CCP lied about it. Which means the guess is UNNECESSARY.

Posted by: Methos at July 29, 2020 05:13 PM (kOpft)

217 If I have to wear a mask forever for the benefit of the old and infirm, then fuck it, I'm fine with Uncle Cuomo's kill the weak method.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 29, 2020 05:13 PM (H5knJ)

218
That's my opinion too. Gloves are worse than masks. It's just an extra layer of skin.


Medical staff that use this stuff properly, dispose of the PPE between patients.

Wearing a mask or gloves for any length of time collects whatever bio-goo you touch and smears it everywhere.


Wear a mask now wear a mask forever. That is the endgame.


I would happily hear a counter argument. Tell me what day will be "when the government said that we could stop wearing masks day" .

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 29, 2020 05:13 PM (luzVb)

219 No, "suck it up" is for those who are ignorant and misinformed, it's their job to change that, meanwhile non-ignorant thinking people who understand things will not use a mask.

Those who are ignorant and probably not very bright or thoughtful can suffer the pain of their medieval paranoia.

If I think the aliens from Planet Zorton will kill me unless YOU wear green shoes, and only green shoes, are you going to wear green shoes for me?

Didn't think so.

That's how pathetic this is.

But revealing (or rather, confirming).


Posted by: rhomboid at July 29, 2020 05:13 PM (OTzUX)

220 0.04% of the us population has died from this flu.

According to the MSM it is more like 40%.

Posted by: Asshoes at July 29, 2020 05:14 PM (dgqkd)

221 Try wearing a mask while working out, even if light treadmill, weight lifting or aerobics. That's what I do all day.

Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2020 05:14 PM (6f16T)

222 182 Wearing a mask just to avoid annoying libtard opprobrium is worth it.
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled

I agree with this sentiment, as much as it pisses me off.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2020 05:14 PM (W2Pud)

223 Lord love him but the Pharsee is just not very bright.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 29, 2020 05:14 PM (yQpMk)

224 May David French suffer Dabney Coleman's fate in the movie '9 to 5'

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 29, 2020 05:14 PM (WOTcK)

225 I remember being told as late as this morning nothing is gonna happen EVER
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 29, 2020 05:09 PM (1Dmt5)

You've been saying the same thing for almost three years now.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 29, 2020 05:14 PM (NWEal)

226 158
The buried lede: A Lefty will shriek in terror if you refuse to worship
their holey cloth, yet celebrate the disposal of an unborn baby. I know
which side I'd rather be on.



not sure whether typo or comment on the size of things that get through your typical face mask.

Posted by: Anachronda at July 29, 2020 05:14 PM (sGtp+)

227 Has anyone been watching Kimmel's late night guest hosted shows?

The impression I get is that they've all been very unpolitical, which if true is a pleasant surprise.

It'd also be nice if as soon as Jimmy comes back, the ratings plummet.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2020 05:14 PM (L2ZTs)

228 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 29, 2020 05:12 PM (G51Gf)
******
Don't think the Judiciary Committee is ever closed & since she is well known I can not see any grounds for it

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 29, 2020 05:15 PM (1Dmt5)

229 209 A mask is a symbol of fear. It is the manifestation of your willingness to sacrifice freedom for a sense of security (probably a false one).
Posted by: One-Eyed Cat Peepin' in the Seafood Store at July 29, 2020 05:12 PM (/sTHK)


Tru dat!

Posted by: Justsayin' at July 29, 2020 05:15 PM (7ugIf)

230 As before, my weekly run to the local liquor store was mask-less. The woman running the joint was too. The two black dudes I encountered as I walked in were masked, but did not seem worried that I wasn't.

Normal people know the mask mandates are horseshit. They'll put them on to get what they need if it comes to that. Most of us see how far we can go before someone says something. To date, I have never been told I have to wear one when shopping or "out and about."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 29, 2020 05:15 PM (3H9h1)

231 #two weeks to flatten the curve!!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2020 05:15 PM (W2Pud)

232 I wear a mask when out. Because in honesty I do t want to freak out the old and infirm. It's courtesy only

Please don't take this personally, but that rationalization is often repeated by some of the most hate-filled and bigoted people around.

They take great pride in offending Christians and Conservatives with their anti-Christian slogans and their blood libel screeds towards Conservatives, but then say "I wear a mask in respect of the others".

Posted by: 🐧 at July 29, 2020 05:15 PM (C+evo)

233 WebMasters or Who, have completely shut down the
America's Frontline Doctors web site.

Hey, just because you bought the domain, and built a website doesn't mean a thing if they want you silenced.

www.americasfrontlinedoctors.com/

Posted by: Braenyard at July 29, 2020 05:15 PM (lfmil)

234 200 That said, it's not that big a deal to wear a mask, unless it's for a whole damn shift.

Jeez, suck it up.
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at July 29, 2020 05:07 PM (oZuI0)

If they tell you to wear googles too is that no big deal? When does it become a deal ?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 29, 2020 05:11 PM (NWEal)


--Teh Stoopid on their side is waaaaay bigger than masks.

I'd rather we wear masks, and call the idiots out for allowing unmasked, un-distanced riots.

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at July 29, 2020 05:15 PM (oZuI0)

235 David French is a brain dead leftard. Who the hell EVER thought this seething crock of communist maggots was a conservative. Nobody I ever knew.

Xhe is as conservative as Chairman Mao, Che, Stalin, Pol Pot. Lets stop using the word in the same sentence as this worthless scribbler.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 29, 2020 05:15 PM (o2MD2)

236 As Jesus said, David French's wife is a whitewashed tomb filled with other men's bones.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 29, 2020 05:15 PM (yQpMk)

237 If so, for my next magic trick I will stop neutrinos from entering my body with nothing more than a sheet of paper!
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 29, 2020 05:06 PM (ejsiI)
----!
That'll work for us.

Posted by: Alpha particles at July 29, 2020 05:16 PM (UAMe5)

238 That French guy is a creep.

Posted by: Mrs. Beasley at July 29, 2020 05:16 PM (aKsyK)

239 Staying in your bedroom all day - and even better, hiding under the bed. If everybody does that for a month, we'll all be saved!!

Posted by: One-Eyed Cat Peepin' in the Seafood Store at July 29, 2020 05:16 PM (/sTHK)

240 213 That said, it's not that big a deal to wear a mask, unless it's for a whole damn shift.
Jeez, suck it up.
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at July 29, 2020 05:07 PM (oZuI0)

Couldn't disagree more. For one it's demeaning. For another, it's more difficult to breathe in it and if you wear glasses forget it. And it's only a hop skip and a jump from voluntarily wearing a gag in public, which I'm sure the Left would absolutely love to impose on us next. You know. For the chiddrens.

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2020 05:16 PM (uEbPt)

241 Worst part of wearing a mask in the grocery store, every time I pass a nice looking gal... she looks at me, I look at her, and dammit the eyeballs don't quite do the job of communicating the message.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 29, 2020 05:16 PM (hku12)

242 Had Trump came out for mask early on, what would you bet this would have been cast as some sort of modern day Handmaiden's outfit or Burka he was forcing on us?

Posted by: Blago at July 29, 2020 05:16 PM (gkdnV)

243 That said, it's not that big a deal to wear a mask

That said, obeying reflexive authoritarianism just to not get hassled by the low information public is no big deal.

Is that about right?

F*ck that.

Posted by: Innagaddadavida at July 29, 2020 05:17 PM (ONKVN)

244
Oh, damn, that Goldberg GIF, lol.

Either Lucky Piers is taking a flying leap at his face with a big ol' blue veiner going, or some stagehand at CNN fired Goldberg's feed cannon before the scheduled break.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 29, 2020 05:17 PM (Tm4zg)

245 Apparently, potential tropical cyclone nine is supposed to arrive at my neck of the woods Sunday morning.

Do I still need to wear a mask?

Posted by: dantesed at July 29, 2020 05:17 PM (88xKn)

246 not sure whether typo or comment on the size of things that get through your typical face mask.
Posted by: Anachronda at July 29, 2020 05:14 PM (sGtp+)

Not a typo!

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2020 05:17 PM (uEbPt)

247 Worst part of wearing a mask in the grocery store, every time I pass a nice looking gal... she looks at me, I look at her, and dammit the eyeballs don't quite do the job of communicating the message.
Posted by: BurtTC


Flick your tongue on the back of your mask.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 29, 2020 05:17 PM (dhqL5)

248 In Wuhan, everyone has to wear a snorkel...

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2020 05:17 PM (L2ZTs)

249 It's perfectly gratuitous. Resistance to masks doesn't have an evangelical signature. It probably does have something to do with lower risk-aversion, cussedness, rural residence c. I'll wager these are all correlated with casting a Republican ballot, but not with evangelical attendance. French is cheesed at other evangelicals, and I'm going to wager the reason for that is derived from personal interactions: the other men in his local congregation have decided he's a nuisance and avoid him.


I'm also going to put money on the proposition you've misunderstood French. Hypothesis: he's not an associate of any leftoid (who aren't thick on the ground in Nashville exurbs). He is a particular elementary school type who retains a noticeable residue of that: the youngster who couldn't build friendships with other boys and tends to be a remora to feminine authority figures. Much of what he has to say is a variation on a theme of 'that's uncalled for', an insipid phrase you only heard out of the mouths of bourgeois matrons.

Posted by: Art Deco at July 29, 2020 05:17 PM (1BrBu)

250 Well, there go my stomach contents.

I need a break. Today's been nuts.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 29, 2020 05:17 PM (NWiLs)

251


The never-ending quest to be a savior at the same time being a Super Martyr.

Wear. Your. Mask. To Save the Blacks.

Trump has broken their brains, prog-dom is just crazy.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at July 29, 2020 05:18 PM (lg/F7)

252 does French claim to be a conservative? (I don't follow or read him)

Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 29, 2020 05:18 PM (iTXRQ)

253 I don't care if you want to wear a mask. Just shove it with the bullshit "Just shut up and put on the mask" bullshit. No matter how much you try to say it politely, you're still being a shithead.

Posted by: buzzion at July 29, 2020 05:18 PM (vMCab)

254
Was in the optometrist today. No one was concerned my mask was over my mouth only. The one blond Karen said, "Oh, and before the Dr. comes in, you need to cover your nose, too."
I asked the Dr. about it. He said, "She's our Karen."
Bout split a gut.

Posted by: MarkY at July 29, 2020 05:18 PM (ukrBj)

255 If French likes masks so damn much, I will be happy to attach mine to a razor wire bundle and tamp it brutally up his squeakhole with an axe handle.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 29, 2020 05:18 PM (o2MD2)

256 Only if its Hurricane Karen, then wear a mask.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 29, 2020 05:18 PM (WOTcK)

257 French is one of the few nutters who is still defending the Iraq war. Even a lunatic like John McCain back-paddled on that in his final years.

So, Im always amused when warmongering neocons like French start to lecture on the sanctity of life and who is and isnt pro-life.

Posted by: Trust The Plant! at July 29, 2020 05:19 PM (PAsJP)

258 Bear you think they'll try this the rest of sources? Not sarc I'm just wondering what the end game is

Posted by: willow at July 29, 2020 05:19 PM (QXYyP)

259 In the pre-Trevor Noah, "Daily Show," days, Colbert used to play the part that David French now plays. Colbert did it better.

Posted by: Marooned at July 29, 2020 05:19 PM (yYptV)

260 Had Trump came out for mask early on, what would you bet this would have been cast as some sort of modern day Handmaiden's outfit or Burka he was forcing on us?
Posted by: Blago


Speaking of Burkhas, they've had their faces covered since the 7th century.

Still got the 'Rona.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 29, 2020 05:19 PM (dhqL5)

261 The Mask just *happens* to give cover to their antifa criminals at a time they *happen* to be being deployed, and *happens* to be a sop to their favorite culture's impositions on women.

Just a coincidence!!!! Carry on!

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2020 05:19 PM (uEbPt)

262 Like my new nick? Yeah, can't wait to go on CNN.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin, Conservative Blogger at July 29, 2020 05:19 PM (7Fj9P)

263 Sundown said the 2020 census was two censuses ago.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 29, 2020 05:20 PM (iydjf)

264 Buzzion and visa versa

Posted by: willow at July 29, 2020 05:20 PM (QXYyP)

265 Do I still need to wear a mask?
Posted by: dantesed at July 29, 2020 05:17 PM (88xKn)

Yes, the remnants of it might carry your plague up here. It's not just you

Posted by: Karen in MI at July 29, 2020 05:20 PM (/6GbT)

266 >Resistance to masks doesn't have an evangelical signature.


I don't like being told I have to wear something on my face- or anything anywhere for whatever reason

I decide what I wear
pretty simple actually

Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 29, 2020 05:20 PM (iTXRQ)

267 -Trump, talking about new military equipment, "says we have equipment I can't tell you about and frankly you don't want to know about. Hope we never have to use it."

DEW weapons attached to Satellites
HAARP
Rods from G*D attached to Satellites

We are in a hot asymmetrical war with China right now. And I'm ok with a man made earthquake taking out The 3 Gorges Dam right now. Melt Beijing.

Posted by: Alicia Vikander scissoring Lili Simmons at July 29, 2020 05:20 PM (vamgx)

268 Had Trump came out for mask early on, what would you bet this would have been cast as some sort of modern day Handmaiden's outfit or Burka he was forcing on us?
Posted by: Blago at July 29, 2020 05:16 PM (gkdnV)


Probably his greatest failure, as President.

Not coming out firmly on the side of masks early on, because NOBODY would be wearing them now if he had.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 29, 2020 05:20 PM (hku12)

269 >A mask is a symbol of fear. It is the manifestation of your willingness to sacrifice freedom for a sense of security (probably a false one).

Or it's a manifestation of the fact that I have to wear one in the grocery store if I want to fuckin eat. It's not my fault that the government pushed mandates onto businesses to enforce, yet again.

I sure as hell don't wear one anywhere outside or in my vehicle. But I guess because I'm not trying to give any extra grief to the poor folks working at the supermarket who already have to deal with a constant stream of stupid assholes, I'm a sheeple or something.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at July 29, 2020 05:20 PM (L106N)

270 Medical staff that use this stuff properly, dispose of the PPE between patients.

And even today, the busboy, after clearing the dishes will use the same rag that was used to wipe down another table used by a customer to change the diaper on their child.

Wearing the same mask all day, touching everything in sight between the ten minute intervals of readjusting the mask, and using the same dishtowel used for wiping down the bathrooms to wipe the tables.

It is hard to convince me that the people who inhabit this country are qualified to be considered First Worlders.

Posted by: 🐧 at July 29, 2020 05:21 PM (C+evo)

271 Mask just *happens* to give cover to their antifa criminals at a time they *happen* to be being deployed, and *happens* to be a sop to their favorite culture's impositions on women.

Just a coincidence!!!! Carry on!
Posted by: ... at July 29, 2020 05:19 P

Creepy that thought has crossed my mind a time or two

Posted by: willow at July 29, 2020 05:21 PM (QXYyP)

272
Particularly, since we know covid is less dangerous than the flu for the vast majority of us.

But
people got the idea in their heads early in on that we should stop the
spread at any cost, and few seem willing to reevaluate the situation.



Also... there are many that do not know that there are successful treatments available, and think this is literally airborne Stage IV Cancer.

There are also HCQ deniers who are all on board with the Magical Remdisiver (which doesn't work) and The Vaccine [which will alter your RNA and are approved by Bill 'I'm Down with Eugenics' Gates].

Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 29, 2020 05:21 PM (ZCiJZ)

273 Um...if it isn't inconvenient, could I get some info on 'honey dicking?' Sounds,...sticky.

Posted by: Abiss at July 29, 2020 05:21 PM (Y8DtA)

274 Alicia, if the dam actually goes down...

wouldn't it actually be *good* for the U.S. national security right now?

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2020 05:21 PM (L2ZTs)

275
French has to be running < 8mg/dl of T, like an 80 year old woman with the 'Rona. If he was any more of a pussy he'd leak Summer's Eve whenever he talked.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 29, 2020 05:21 PM (Tm4zg)

276 I wear a mask usually when going out, but honestly it's more of just decorum, I don't really believe it's doing anything but making the germophobes feel comfortable.

Especially since most masks are just hankerchiefs.

If everyone wore an N95 mask properly, I believe that would reduce the spread, but we obviously aren't going to be able to pull that off. And this is not Ebola or smallpox we're dealing with.

Posted by: Blago at July 29, 2020 05:21 PM (gkdnV)

277 Worst part of wearing a mask in the grocery store, every time I pass a nice looking gal... she looks at me, I look at her, and dammit the eyeballs don't quite do the job of communicating the message.
Posted by: BurtTC


Flick your tongue on the back of your mask.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 29, 2020 05:17 PM (dhqL5)


Only slightly more subtle than the finger through the okie dokie sign.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 29, 2020 05:22 PM (hku12)

278 Just a coincidence!!!! Carry on!
===========================
I understand that Fauci is coming out with new guidance: black umbrellas stop the Coronas from raining down on you, and green lasers kill the virus in mid air.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin, Conservative Blogger at July 29, 2020 05:22 PM (7Fj9P)

279 she looks at me, I look at her, and dammit the eyeballs don't quite do the job of communicating the message.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 29, 2020 05:16 PM (hku12)

She could have a smile like a jack o lantern under there, and she's probably having the same thoughts about you

Posted by: Boswell at July 29, 2020 05:22 PM (32YRo)

280 David French, I don't know what he looks like but I will guess "Human Penis."
Am I right.

Posted by: This is CNN at July 29, 2020 05:22 PM (pw+jk)

281 Hmm good point about burkas. The WuFlu rate in Minneapolis and Dearborn Michigan has to be damn near zero given every woman there is covered up head to toe.

Posted by: Asshoes at July 29, 2020 05:22 PM (dgqkd)

282 I ran into a mask Nazi today. No sign on the door saying mask required just no more than 6 people inside at one time.

I walk in and immediately hear you HAVE to have a mask on.

I said: No I don't because I won't be spending a dime here and you might want to check the efficacy rating on that snot rag you're wearing because it isn't stopping a .0125 viral molecule.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2020 05:22 PM (Gz0CT)

283 Well, there go my stomach contents.

I need a break. Today's been nuts.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 29, 2020 05:17 PM (NWiLs)

Insom, if you had a bad day, walk away from any political site despite except this one!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 29, 2020 05:22 PM (eTZoJ)

284 Willow, you need to see this.

https://tinyurl.com/yysrw2g6

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 29, 2020 05:22 PM (o2MD2)

285 If everyone wore an N95 mask properly, I believe that would reduce the spread, but we obviously aren't going to be able to pull that off. And this is not Ebola or smallpox we're dealing with.
Posted by: Blago at July 29, 2020 05:21 PM (gkdnV)

I'd have to shave, so fuck that.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 29, 2020 05:22 PM (NWiLs)

286 Normal people know the mask mandates are horseshit. They'll put them on to get what they need if it comes to that. Most of us see how far we can go before someone says something. To date, I have never been told I have to wear one when shopping or "out and about."
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 29, 2020


*
*

Basically, despite our genius governor's order, I find that true.

My problem will be with my employer. They have bought into this thing with every nickel they have. I work indoors; my office is air-conditioned, and I have space around me. But they are going to check on us periodically, and send us text messages every day to ask about symptoms, and insist we get tested -- at their facility, mind you -- before we return formally to work.

Their facility is a half mile away from my office. By the time I walk there, my temperature will already be higher than 98.6.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 29, 2020 05:22 PM (rpbg1)

287 Beijing is not in the possible flood path. Wuhan and Shanghai are.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 29, 2020 05:23 PM (WOTcK)

288 Best response to that tweet was this (paraphrased):

Right: "I question the efficacy of wearing a mask to prevent a disease that has a 98% survival rate and largely presents as asymptomatic."

Left: "I support the killing of the unborn and selling the body parts".

The fact French is so mind numbingly stupid as to conflate the two speaks volumes of him.

Posted by: Defund NeverTrump at July 29, 2020 05:23 PM (0jZvB)

289 DEW weapons attached to Satellites
HAARP
Rods from G*D attached to Satellites


Where do you think all of this "unprecedented" rainfall is coming from?

Posted by: 🐧 at July 29, 2020 05:23 PM (C+evo)

290 283 Well, there go my stomach contents.

I need a break. Today's been nuts.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 29, 2020 05:17 PM (NWiLs)

Insom, if you had a bad day, walk away from any political site despite except this one!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 29, 2020 05:22 PM (eTZoJ)

There is only one political site, and ace is its prophet.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 29, 2020 05:23 PM (NWiLs)

291 Wearing a mask just to avoid annoying libtard opprobrium is worth it.
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled

The day I let what these assholes think or do change my behavior (if it's not directly to protect my family from their punishments) is the day you can put my dead ass in the ground.

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2020 05:23 PM (uEbPt)

292 And even today, the busboy, after clearing the dishes will use the same rag that was used to wipe down another table used by a customer to change the diaper on their child.

Wearing the same mask all day, touching everything in sight between the ten minute intervals of readjusting the mask, and using the same dishtowel used for wiping down the bathrooms to wipe the tables.

It is hard to convince me that the people who inhabit this country are qualified to be considered First Worlders.
Posted by


Wear a mask in the restaurant. Pull it down to drink or take a bite and put it back up in between.

What's the one thing you aren't supposed to do with a mask?

TOUCH IT!!

That's how you know this is bullshit.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 29, 2020 05:24 PM (dhqL5)

293 The masks mandates are also a new revenue generator for cities that are bleeding money. All the sudden threats of huge fines and I've read about cops setting up mask traps to ticket people.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 29, 2020 05:24 PM (iydjf)

294 Anna, that makes sense.

If Beijing was in the path the Chinese would probably be trying to actually fix the thing.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2020 05:24 PM (L2ZTs)

295 " The New York Police Department has released new video footage that appears to show the woman who was controversially arrested by plainclothes officers in Manhattan after she allegedly damaged city-owned surveillance cameras on five separate occasions, "

Posted by: Braenyard at July 29, 2020 05:24 PM (lfmil)

296 If everyone wore an N95 mask properly, I believe that would reduce the spread, but we obviously aren't going to be able to pull that off. And this is not Ebola or smallpox we're dealing with.
Posted by: Blago at July 29, 2020 05:21 PM (gkdnV)



Doubt it.

Posted by: buzzion at July 29, 2020 05:24 PM (vMCab)

297 I consider masks as becoming the mark of the beast. It's purpose is the same as the Biblical context.

Posted by: Justsayin' at July 29, 2020 05:24 PM (7ugIf)

298 I see "K-Lo" is apparently almost as useless and perfidious nowadays as French.

Posted by: Kensington at July 29, 2020 05:24 PM (y87jW)

299 If everyone wore an N95 mask properly, I believe that would reduce the
spread, but we obviously aren't going to be able to pull that off. And
this is not Ebola or smallpox we're dealing with.


IDK. The way I understand it, using even an N95 mask on this is supposed to be like using a chain link fence to keep out a mosquito.

Also, right now, today, does anyone here know a person who is sick with the CCP Lung Flu? Everyone should know someone who is sick NOW, since this is a Pandemic.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 29, 2020 05:24 PM (ZCiJZ)

300 I want to be all Antifa like in South Dakota so Kristi Noem can hurt me in my no no square.

Is that wrong? Should I not be thinking that?

Posted by: Two Weeks From Intensifying My Peaceful Love For Zooey Deschanel at July 29, 2020 05:24 PM (+dsLj)

301 French is a douche canoe.

Posted by: Venus at July 29, 2020 05:25 PM (iYXhj)

302 "I know, from now on it would be a public service if everyone who
posts here that they "never wear a mask" and life is normal where they
are and all that would include their country and state.
"


Rural West Central Wisconsin.

Monroe County

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at July 29, 2020 05:25 PM (OWgiM)

303 If everyone wore an N95 mask properly, I believe that would reduce the spread, but we obviously aren't going to be able to pull that off. And this is not Ebola or smallpox we're dealing with.
Posted by: Blago at July 29, 2020 05:21 PM

I have N95 masks for gardening. I would die if I had to wear them in public places in the summer. These rinkydink disposable masks, on tge other hand, are like sneeze guards over a buffet where half the customers have dubious hygiene.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 29, 2020 05:25 PM (/+bwe)

304 Also, right now, today, does anyone here know a person who is sick with the CCP Lung Flu? Everyone should know someone who is sick NOW, since this is a Pandemic.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 29, 2020 05:24 PM (ZCiJZ)

We were all supposed to be dead in #twoweeks three months ago.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 29, 2020 05:25 PM (NWiLs)

305 Speaking of weapons, what happened to all those high-powered (microwave?) weapons that made you feel like you were on fire, but had no lasting effects?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin, Conservative Blogger at July 29, 2020 05:25 PM (7Fj9P)

306 Xipe, I shant and you can't make me

Posted by: willow at July 29, 2020 05:25 PM (Bl3z8)

307 she looks at me, I look at her, and dammit the eyeballs don't quite do the job of communicating the message.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 29, 2020 05:16 PM (hku12)

She could have a smile like a jack o lantern under there, and she's probably having the same thoughts about you
Posted by: Boswell at July 29, 2020 05:22 PM (32YRo)


Exactly.

On the bright (?) side though, I haven't brushed my teeth in four months. So I'm saving a lot on toothpaste.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 29, 2020 05:25 PM (hku12)

308 Another way you know mask orders are bullshit?

They exempt anyone under certain ages.

So you specifically EXEMPT germ factories from wearing masks?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 29, 2020 05:25 PM (dhqL5)

309 If everyone wore an N95 mask properly, I believe that would reduce the spread,

May I remind you that this is a virus, not a Medieval Miasma.

Posted by: 🐧 at July 29, 2020 05:25 PM (C+evo)

310 I see "K-Lo" is apparently almost as useless and perfidious nowadays as French.



Honestly, I thought she was dead.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 29, 2020 05:25 PM (yQpMk)

311 Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2020 05:22 PM (Gz0CT)

Ben Had rides again!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 29, 2020 05:25 PM (eTZoJ)

312 "The virus can remain in hard surfaces for hours. One person that has it
touched a door, potentially every other person that touches that
doorknob for hours can get it on their hand then touch their face. On
the other hand being right next to someone who has it in order o get
from the air is a very small probability."

there are so many conflicting reports ... some say it doesn't last on surfaces, idk. But yeah, go the the grocery ... usually have to open several frig doors for milk or frozen items ... most other shoppers have touched them, probably after wiping their eyes/mouth/ass ... heh.


And every item an infected person picks up while shopping is also handled by the checkout person, who then infects all your items ... and I did see two places early on that cleaned their hands after every checkout, but none recently.


But hopefully a lot of people are getting mildly infected ... herd immunity ftw.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 29, 2020 05:25 PM (Cus5s)

313 I am thinking that we had David French's number when Bill Kristol tried to run him for President in 2016.

And, apropos of nothing:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yy4kmx7q

Posted by: blaster at July 29, 2020 05:26 PM (ZfRYq)

314 I want to be all Antifa like in South Dakota so Kristi Noem can hurt me in my no no square.

Best part is when she puts on the stockings and high heels beforehand...

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2020 05:26 PM (L2ZTs)

315 That said, it's not that big a deal to wear a mask, unless it's for a whole damn shift.



Jeez, suck it up.

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at July 29, 2020



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You clearly have never been in Lousy-ana in the summertime.



Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 29, 2020 05:12 PM

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Or in Texas in the summertime with asthma.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 29, 2020 05:26 PM (JUOKG)

316 I'd have to shave, so fuck that.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 29, 2020


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Insom, how much beard do you have? I wear a "Commander Riker" style beard, and I enjoy shaving around it with my old-fashioned double-edge razor and cream or soap.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 29, 2020 05:27 PM (rpbg1)

317 291 Wearing a mask just to avoid annoying libtard opprobrium is worth it.
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled


I'm sure the libtards are happy that they can control you so easily.

Posted by: Justsayin' at July 29, 2020 05:27 PM (7ugIf)

318 May I remind you that this is a virus, not a Medieval Miasma.

Modern Miasma.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 29, 2020 05:27 PM (NWiLs)

319 Burt try wiggling your eyebrows. Lol

Posted by: willow at July 29, 2020 05:27 PM (Bl3z8)

320 >>" The New York Police Department has released new video footage that appears to show the woman who was controversially arrested by plainclothes officers in Manhattan after she allegedly damaged city-owned surveillance cameras on five separate occasions, "


"woman"?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 29, 2020 05:27 PM (bDqIh)

321 I am absolutely sure there is nothing in that Wuhan lab to be concerned with if it gets washed away.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at July 29, 2020 05:27 PM (nFRLh)

322 May I remind you that this is a virus, not a Medieval Miasma.
Posted by: X at July 29, 2020 05:25 PM (C+evo)

You mean that stuffing roses into my N95 mask won't help me to survive the "night air"?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 29, 2020 05:27 PM (eTZoJ)

323 I see "K-Lo" is apparently almost as useless and perfidious nowadays as French.

Honestly, I thought she was dead.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 29, 2020 05:25 PM (yQpMk)

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I'm only surprised when some member of the Conservative Media Ecosystem™ isn't useless and perfidious.

It's rare in any event, but a female one is like a hen's tooth. Mollie. Can't really think of anyone else off the top of my head.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 29, 2020 05:28 PM (Tm4zg)

324 Fauci was on somewhere today saying to wear lab google too, if you can. lol

They are going to have people in personal protection bubbles and/or hazmat suits soon and the mask wearing mouth breathers will be screaming HAZMAT SUITS ARE THE KEY!!!!!!

lol What idiots.

Posted by: Venus at July 29, 2020 05:28 PM (iYXhj)

325 French is a perfect example of the kind of "christian" who is only in it to virtue signal his own Superior Morals to everyone around him, while he actually shits over everything actual Christianity was meant to be about.

A Modern Language version of a portion of Matthew 23 could read:

"Woe to you, David French, you hypocrite! You are like a whitewashed tomb, which looks beautiful on the outside but on the inside is full of the bones of the dead and everything unclean. In the same way, on the outside you appear to people as righteous but on the inside you are full of hypocrisy and wickedness.

Woe to you, David French, you hypocrite! You travel over land and sea to win a single convert, and when you have succeeded, you make him twice as much a child of hell as you are.

You snakes! You brood of vipers! How will you escape being condemned to hell?"

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 29, 2020 05:28 PM (Kpl3J)

326 115 I do not support wearing masks.
Posted by: rickb223

How about bras? Pants?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


I fondly remember election night 2016. I hope some of our 'ettes will step up to the plate in 2020.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at July 29, 2020 05:28 PM (9IdCK)

327 All the sudden threats of huge fines and I've read about cops setting up mask traps to ticket people.

It seems like the police are on a Mission From God to get as many people to hate them as possible.

Posted by: 🐧 at July 29, 2020 05:28 PM (C+evo)

328 This mask bullshit works out nicely with my general dislike of Society.

I stay home a lot.

I was thinking the other day about what I like to do: Movies, dinner out, amusement parks, Malls and people watching. All verboten now.

All hail Gov. Newsome.

Posted by: nip at July 29, 2020 05:28 PM (yoqcZ)

329 *lab goggles

Posted by: Venus at July 29, 2020 05:29 PM (iYXhj)

330 The thing with dentists and doctors wearing masks is because THEY'RE RIGHT OVER YOUR MOUTH OR THE INCISION THEY JUST PUT IN YOUR BODY! They're in close proximity, directly above you. People keep trying to use this to justify wearing these stupid things all fucking day long. I've argued with my aunt about this.

Posted by: buzzion at July 29, 2020 05:29 PM (vMCab)

331 Insom, how much beard do you have? I wear a "Commander Riker" style beard, and I enjoy shaving around it with my old-fashioned double-edge razor and cream or soap.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 29, 2020 05:27 PM (rpbg1)

A lot more now than I had before the Scamdemic, that's for sure.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 29, 2020 05:29 PM (NWiLs)

332 Another way you know mask orders are bullshit?

They exempt anyone under certain ages.

So you specifically EXEMPT germ factories from wearing masks?
Posted by: rickb223 at July 29, 2020 05:25 PM (dhqL5)


Some mom had a couple little shits with her yesterday. You could hear the little monsters screaming from four aisles away, and as I'm trying to maneuver to avoid them, it's not working.

We line up in lanes, two apart (because they CAN'T open adjacent lanes, of course), and mom is saying "don't touch that, put that back!"

I'm thinking, "please let me the Covids," and I start breathing in their general direction.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 29, 2020 05:29 PM (hku12)

333 I like to smile and make eye contact with strangers. The mask really interferes. I have practiced in front of the mirror using my eyes expressively and all I get is reptilian at best, menacing at worst.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 29, 2020 05:29 PM (yQpMk)

334 Try wearing a mask in 90 degree weather for 10 minutes without touching or taking it off.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Intensifying My Peaceful Love For Zooey Deschanel at July 29, 2020 05:29 PM (+dsLj)

335 This appears to be the link to the raw results of the survey https://tinyurl.com/y2eu7qv2

Posted by: h00v3r at July 29, 2020 05:29 PM (l1jnd)

336 If i have to wear a mask i make a point to wear it wrong just to piss off the right people.

Posted by: Pliney at July 29, 2020 05:29 PM (DbDR/)

337 Nah, the Mark of the Beast will be a microchip inserted in to your body when you get the vaccine.
The chip will have your full ID and medical history, and will be about the size of 1/10 grain of rice.

Posted by: attilla with trousers at July 29, 2020 05:29 PM (w7KSn)

338 Why couldn't super Christian David French simply make the case for wearing masks without attacking Christians?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 29, 2020 05:29 PM (jwprJ)

339 >>> And what's their defiant response when asked to endure this tiny inconvenience? It's often a particularly dumb version of "my body, my choice." Unbelievable.

Abortion is the intentional murder of another human being.

Not wearing a mask to Walmart isn't.

In REAL conservative land we ask government to protect people from Murder.

We don't ask the government to prescribe safety gear for merely being in a public space, nor prescribe what *must* be worn aside from minimal coverings of our sexual anatomy for public decency. Nor define each and every nuance of what is necessary for personal OR public safety.

A store may have the right to say no-shirt no-shoes (or no-mask) no service. Where does these power hungry governors get their power?

I might concede an argument to necessity.....as necessity defends what it demands.......for the first month, which has long long past.

After that it is up to governors to avail themselves to their respective legislative bodies such that the peoples representatives elected to decide the power of governors may dutifully discuss the topic and weigh the evidence, hear their constituents and debate amongst themselves.

Which governors have actually done so? Those that haven't are operating illegally and are such breaking the law. And REAL conservatives get upset at governors acting as autocratic dictators on ANY issue, even if it is in our best interest.

Posted by: mikethemoose at July 29, 2020 05:29 PM (Y6UV7)

340 Everyone should know someone who is sick NOW, since this is a Pandemic.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 29, 2020 05:24 PM (ZCiJZ)

Tested for the anti-bodies in April - came up positive - I never even knew I had it at some point. My wife says it was probably a false positive - whatever.

Other than my BIL who recovered in about a week and had basically a cold - I know of no one, anywhere else that has it. Especially now.

Posted by: Boswell at July 29, 2020 05:30 PM (32YRo)

341 336 If i have to wear a mask i make a point to wear it wrong just to piss off the right people.

Yep. And then you start to notice the others doing it too!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 29, 2020 05:30 PM (FtO5h)

342 Son has to walk through some sanitizing sprayer after he's already had temp check. Handed new mask etc then he can take all the products handed to him and sanitize the limo. Which he's given 45 minutes to do before work and 30 minutes between rides

Posted by: willow at July 29, 2020 05:30 PM (Bl3z8)

343 Burt try wiggling your eyebrows. Lol
Posted by: willow at July 29, 2020 05:27 PM (Bl3z


I just trimmed them!

Posted by: BurtTC at July 29, 2020 05:30 PM (hku12)

344 I am seeing more face shields in the past couple of weeks at work customer, from zero to one every couple days.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 29, 2020 05:30 PM (WOTcK)

345 "Also, right now, today, does anyone here know a person who is sick with the CCP Lung Flu? Everyone should know someone who is sick NOW, since this is a Pandemic.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 29, 2020 05:24 PM (ZCiJZ) "



Nope, nor have we ever, it's all been at the 2nd or 3rd level of remove ... someone we know knows someone, or someone we know knows someone who knows someone.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at July 29, 2020 05:30 PM (OWgiM)

346 Everyone should know someone who is sick NOW, since this is a Pandemic.


I just did some envelope math for laffs.

Last year we have data for total deaths for is 2017, when 2.8 mm Americans departed this mortal coil.

Covid deaths so far are 150K. For simplification I'll say that that number will double by the end of the year and that half of that is fraud/comorbidity. (See how that makes the math easy?).

So covids are 5% of US deaths. That's kind of big, but closing the economy big?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 29, 2020 05:30 PM (gd9RK)

347 Also, right now, today, does anyone here know a person who is sick with the CCP Lung Flu? Everyone should know someone who is sick NOW, since this is a Pandemic.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 29, 2020 05:24 PM (ZCiJZ)

We were all supposed to be dead in #twoweeks three months ago.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 29, 2020


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I've heard of two people I know who had it. One died (she was over 70 and overweight to boot), and the other is my Bernie-bro writing group colleague who thinks Trump is trying to destroy the middle class. So I take what he says with an entire salt lick.

The other two I've heard about were relatives of another friend from the writing group. I don't know them personally, so I can't testify.

Not a big number, is it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 29, 2020 05:30 PM (rpbg1)

348 No masks.

Posted by: Dr. McCoy at July 29, 2020 05:30 PM (WX+x0)

349 337-don't forget the Luciferense!

Posted by: nip at July 29, 2020 05:30 PM (yoqcZ)

350 I saw a woman wearing mask, goggles and face shield while walking her dog when it was 96 degrees. She was wearing a tank top and shorts. I wanted to stop and tell her she was probably getting corona all over her exposed skin and would surely die.

Posted by: NCKate at July 29, 2020 05:31 PM (HVkna)

351 Rep. Jayapal going one further than French, with an extra "some people at some building:"

https://twitter.com/LizRNC/status/

1288455988245401600

Posted by: Lizzy at July 29, 2020 05:31 PM (bDqIh)

352 Ace, I've posted it a couple of times since we got our positive results and were put in quarantine to swim, play in the sprinkler, make ice cream, throw Frisbee, and otherwise die.

The cdc and states are openly acknowledging (but not advertising for obvious reasons) in their contact tracing that you have to be exposed to a carrier in close quarters for at least 15 minutes to risk possibly maybe potentially catching the COVID-19s.

"Contact tracing will be conducted for close contacts (any individual within 6 feet of an infected person for at least 15 minutes) of laboratory-confirmed or probable COVID-19 patients"

Posted by: Charles Darwin twerking in Congress at July 29, 2020 05:31 PM (JLaUz)

353 I wear a Billy Gibbons style beard at the moment. My COVID beard. Makes my mask even more useless.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 29, 2020 05:31 PM (FtO5h)

354 I wear a neck gator. Mildly elastic, tube assembly that you can just peel up and go. Otherwise it just bunches around your neck. I got mine in Ouray CO, all the proceeds go to fund Ouray Mtn. Rescue. It's pretty cool; prints of alpine gear and sports all over it.
P.S. It does fuck-all against Chynah virus, they were originally multi-purpose dust guards for dirt sports, wind/cold protection during winter.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin, Conservative Blogger at July 29, 2020 05:31 PM (7Fj9P)

355 Posted by: Your Local Imam! at July 29, 2020 04:45 PM (I2/tG)

Yeah, I hadn't expected it to be niqab before hijab in even this, The Stupidest Timeline.

This whole thing feels like the world's biggest sociological experiment and I don't like what enemies of a free people are finding out about how easy it is to use our sense of justice against us.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 29, 2020 05:31 PM (uquGJ)

356 338 Why couldn't super Christian David French simply make the case for wearing masks without attacking Christians?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 29, 2020 05:29 PM (jwprJ)

Wouldn't be consistent with his particular idiom.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 29, 2020 05:31 PM (NWiLs)

357 congresslime louis gohmert of texas has virus. Now isn't that special.

Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at July 29, 2020 05:32 PM (GOfVE)

358 Also, right now, today, does anyone here know a person who is sick with
the CCP Lung Flu? Everyone should know someone who is sick NOW, since
this is a Pandemic.



Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 29, 2020 05:24 PM (ZCiJZ) "


My wife and I don't know of anyone either. But then again - we're not friendly people.

Posted by: Archer at July 29, 2020 05:32 PM (gmo/4)

359 There is only one political site, and ace is its prophet.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 29, 2020 05:23 PM

I KNEW this was a cult! Face must be uncovered at all times, don't wear a bra - and send pics! Val-U-Rite and ritual hobo-hunting.

Darn it!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 29, 2020 05:32 PM (/+bwe)

360 I had a good friend in Houston who got it about a month ago. He said it was like a bad cold, he had a cough and runny nose for about 2 weeks, and then it was gone. His wife was around him the whole time, she never got it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 29, 2020 05:32 PM (Kpl3J)

361 I'm surprised Kathryn Jean Lopez didn't think that through before chiming in with him.

Posted by: m at July 29, 2020 05:32 PM (GkCy1)

362 Wearing a mask just to avoid annoying libtard opprobrium is worth it.

You have no idea how hard I have been working to perfect a powerful left hook.

Posted by: 🐧 at July 29, 2020 05:32 PM (C+evo)

363 congresslime louis gohmert of texas has virus. Now isn't that special.


Or at least tested positive.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 29, 2020 05:33 PM (yQpMk)

364 lab goggles
Posted by: Venus at July 29, 2020 05:29 PM (iYXh

I told ya it was a google conspiracy.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 29, 2020 05:33 PM (NWEal)

365 Also, right now, today, does anyone here know a person who is sick with
the CCP Lung Flu? Everyone should know someone who is sick NOW, since
this is a Pandemic.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 29, 2020 05:24 PM (ZCiJZ)

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I now know one. He is recovering. Didn't go to the ER or hospital. Said he was pretty sick. Got better once the teledoc prescribed two big pills of steroids.
Other than that I know nobody, my friends know nobody (except for the aforementioned), my associates know nobody, yet the Karens I know are demanding we do everything the Cy Young winner, Fauxi, says to do and we are all gonna die.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 29, 2020 05:33 PM (pw+jk)

366 Masks cannot and will not stop the spread of a virus in a general population of 7 billion people.





This whole entire op and scam is as antithetical to actual science as can be conceived.


And as far as infection rates and testing...


I would say the tests are either overly sensitive and or giving false positives for any viral load.





Fun fact:



Viruses of all types are continuously circulating in human populations.





Errata:



If you think this shit is bad now wait until cold and flu season rolls around in October.





Tertiary:



It's going to be fun trying to weed out people with the three
different common flu types, and "Common Cold" viruses, which include but
are not limited to, Corona, Rhino and Adeno viruses against COVID-19 ie
a differernt strain of Coronavirus.







This is all bullshit.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 29, 2020 05:33 PM (ba7DA)

367 My favorite thing about all this is seeing how many people at Walmart wear masks but not over their noses so they can breathe.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Intensifying My Peaceful Love For Zooey Deschanel at July 29, 2020 05:33 PM (+dsLj)

368 I have 2 friends who had it, 1 did succumb to it back in early March. Not much was known about it at the time.
The other recovered at home. His wife tested positive but never had symptoms.

Posted by: attilla with trousers at July 29, 2020 05:33 PM (w7KSn)

369 Lab goggles or beer goggles?

Discuss

Posted by: Archer at July 29, 2020 05:33 PM (gmo/4)

370 I like to smile and make eye contact with strangers. The mask really interferes. I have practiced in front of the mirror using my eyes expressively and all I get is reptilian at best, menacing at worst.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 29, 2020 05:29 PM (yQpMk)


And seriously, this does bother me. I like interacting with people (shut up, AoSHQ), and as I pass people it feels weird having this barrier. I want to apologize, but then the other person is in the same situation. We're social animals, and none of this is ok.

Least of all to school age kids. And the elderly.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 29, 2020 05:34 PM (hku12)

371 Burt try wiggling your eyebrows. Lol
Posted by: willow at July 29, 2020 05:27 PM (Bl3z


I just trimmed them!
Posted by: BurtTC at July 29, 2020


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I picture Burt looking like Tom Selleck as Magnum when he would wiggle his eyebrows at the end of the title sequence to each episode.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 29, 2020 05:34 PM (rpbg1)

372 I wear a Billy Gibbons style beard at the moment. My COVID beard. Makes my mask even more useless.

I LOVE his solo album, The Big Bad Blues. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2020 05:34 PM (L2ZTs)

373 350 I saw a woman wearing mask, goggles and face shield

The mom in a mom and pop used bookstore I used to love was barefaced when I walked in, then when I came up front to check out she was furiously donning that same ridiculous getup. I was the only person in the store, so yeah, I took it personally.

I don't think I'll be frequenting them anymore. Sad, I wanted to help out a mom and pop, as I always do when I can.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 29, 2020 05:34 PM (FtO5h)

374 Masks and I don't mix. I start dozing about 20-30 minutes after I put one on. You don't want me driving or shopping with a mask on.

If others -choose- to wear them, I leave them alone. I don't think it will make a difference, but it's at least their decision.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 29, 2020 05:34 PM (joJfO)

375 359 There is only one political site, and ace is its prophet.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 29, 2020 05:23 PM

I KNEW this was a cult! Face must be uncovered at all times, don't wear a bra - and send pics! Val-U-Rite and ritual hobo-hunting.

Darn it!
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 29, 2020 05:32 PM (/+bwe)

I run the sex cult division: INSOMNIVM

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 29, 2020 05:34 PM (NWiLs)

376 had a good friend in Houston who got it about a month ago. He said it was like a bad cold, he had a cough and runny nose for about 2 weeks, and then it was gone. His wife was around him the whole time, she never got it.

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Sounds like us.

There is NO way they're convincing the majority of affected people to stay home when they barely feel sick.

Posted by: Charles Darwin twerking in Congress at July 29, 2020 05:34 PM (JLaUz)

377 K-Lo hates abortion. Not enough to actually back the president who opposes it, but she does write a lot about how bad it is. And also tweets about prayers. But backing Trump is asking too much of her.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. at July 29, 2020 05:34 PM (HabA/)

378 354 I wear a neck gator
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin, Conservative Blogger at July 29, 2020 05:31 PM (7Fj9P)

LOL, gaiter.

Posted by: m at July 29, 2020 05:35 PM (GkCy1)

379 Neck gators are always in fashion here in FL

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 29, 2020 05:35 PM (NWiLs)

380 A local business got around this nonsense by pointing out that while there is a 'mandate' to wear a mask in the business, if you have a medical condition that prevents you from wearing one, you may still enter. And since HIPAA restricts them from asking you about your health status, they will assume if you are not wearing one that you have said medical condition.

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at July 29, 2020 05:35 PM (RKQ/v)

381 Wearing a mask just to avoid annoying libtard opprobrium is worth it.
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You have no idea how hard I have been working to perfect a powerful left hook.
Posted by: at July 29, 2020 05:32 PM (C+evo)


If one is going to perfect only one punch, the left hook should be it.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 29, 2020 05:36 PM (hku12)

382 People are stupid and should be hit with a heavy thing that removes lug nuts.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 29, 2020 05:36 PM (pw+jk)

383 My favorite thing about all this is seeing how many people at Walmart wear masks but not over their noses so they can breathe.

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No sh*t, the mask enforcement at the front entrance of Walmart will remove their mask to tell you they require a mask. It's fantastic.

Posted by: Charles Darwin twerking in Congress at July 29, 2020 05:36 PM (JLaUz)

384 Posted by: Brave Sir Robin, Conservative Blogger at July 29, 2020 05:31 PM (7Fj9P)

I bought a black one. I wear my sunglasses in the store with that silly thing up to my eyes. As you said it doesn't do squat to keep germs out. But everyone seems to leave me the fuck alone so I'm okay with that.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 29, 2020 05:36 PM (dUJdY)

385 I have 2 friends who had it, 1 did succumb to it back in early March. Not much was known about it at the time.
The other recovered at home. His wife tested positive but never had symptoms.
Posted by: attilla with trousers at July 29, 2020


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Something knocked me flat last December for about a week. The Urgent Care place diagnosed me with a bacterial sinusitis and gave me antibiotics. But . . .

If I test positive at work, I'm going to scream bloody murder about being allowed to work from home. Their rules, I insist they follow them.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 29, 2020 05:36 PM (rpbg1)

386 you have to be exposed to a carrier in close quarters for at least 15 minutes to risk possibly maybe potentially catching the COVID-19s.

That lie is there so they can justify closing churches and schools while allowing riots.

Posted by: 🐧 at July 29, 2020 05:36 PM (C+evo)

387
Voice to Skull technology
BlueBeam
Psychotronic weapons to target individuals and entire populations.

Imagine making millions of people hear voices in their heads giving them commands or repeating phrases and songs like Chinese water torture. And everybody would think you are crazy because you can't track and trace the source.

Posted by: Alicia Vikander scissoring Lili Simmons at July 29, 2020 05:36 PM (vamgx)

388 Knocking out lefties with a left hook? It's irony run amok, I tells ya!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2020 05:36 PM (L2ZTs)

389 Also, right now, today, does anyone here know a person who is sick with the CCP Lung Flu? Everyone should know someone who is sick NOW, since this is a Pandemic.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 29, 2020 05:24 PM

I know three. Athletic conditioning at school gym is stopped now.

My young cousin and his wife had it in March but their one-year-old didn't. Thank God.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 29, 2020 05:36 PM (/+bwe)

390 382 People are stupid and should be hit with a heavy thing that removes lug nuts.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 29, 2020 05:36 PM (pw+jk)

Walking right up to the precipice of infringement there, aren't ya?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 29, 2020 05:36 PM (NWiLs)

391 What Ace calls the " 'conservative in the mist' treatment" I call "anthropologizing."

That is, treating conservatives the way that anthropologists treat some primitive caveman tribe they just discovered. instead of accepting the cavemen's own explanation for their actions -- "We must throw the virgin into the volcano to feed the hungry Ocelot God, or he will eat our souls" -- the anthropologists condescendingly state their own interpretation and theory of the cavemen's action as being obviously true and coming from a much higher plane of intellectual sophistication: "The Caveman Tribe, fearful of ecological change brought on by pressures from logging operations upstream, assuage their collective super-ego with symbolic sacrifices yadda yadda yadda." This is not meant to intentionally belittle the tribe, but the anthropologists' simply can't help themselves from feeling superior to their study subjects.

This is what the Left does to the conservatives, but in their case they belittle their subjects intentionally, as a way to dehumanize them. Never ever accept the conservatives' own explanation for their beliefs. In fact, DON'T EVEN INQUIRE of conservatives why they believe what they do. Instead, generate your own anthropologists'-style theory for the conservatives' motivation. Classic examples are "Conservative like guns because they are overcompensating for their small penis size," or "Conservatives claim not to be racist because of the 'white fragility" of their egos," and so on. The "anthropologizing is endless, and universal.

My response has always been to flip the script, and anthropologize the Left. Never accept their own claimed justifications for their behavior. And come up with your own theory, and always make that theory be as demeaning and belittling as possible. This drives them absolutely bonkers with rage. Because they can't stand having their own strategy used against them.

Posted by: zombie at July 29, 2020 05:37 PM (HEEq1)

392 I gotta say, the Dems are roasting these tech assholes...... what am I missing????

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 29, 2020 05:37 PM (jjaLl)

393 Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 29, 2020 05:30 PM (gd9RK)

I was told there was to be no logical/rational math on this blog!

Rush said there was a study that indicates a substantial large percentage of the US population believes that about 9% of us have died from the 'Rona!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 29, 2020 05:37 PM (eTZoJ)

394 Or at least tested positive.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 29, 2020 05:33 PM (yQpMk)

yep, he's in good health and not in any risk group I know of. Odds are good not much will happen, there seems to be some evidence that around 80% of those who test positive will never show any symptoms, and 99% of those who test positive will be fine with a couple weeks at home. I hope Louis G. starts taking HCQ just to make a big public point, that'd drive all his critics crazy.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 29, 2020 05:37 PM (Kpl3J)

395 Burt try wiggling your eyebrows. Lol
Posted by: willow at July 29, 2020 05:27 PM (Bl3z


I just trimmed them!
Posted by: BurtTC at July 29, 2020

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I picture Burt looking like Tom Selleck as Magnum when he would wiggle his eyebrows at the end of the title sequence to each episode.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 29, 2020 05:34 PM (rpbg1)


I had to shave my mustache so people would stop stopping me on the street, thinking I was him.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 29, 2020 05:37 PM (hku12)

396 374
Masks and I don't mix. I start dozing about 20-30 minutes after I put
one on. You don't want me driving or shopping with a mask on.

If others -choose- to wear them, I leave them alone. I don't think it will make a difference, but it's at least their decision.


Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 29, 2020 05:34 PM (joJfO)

I have a full beard. If/when I wear a mask, I look like a 1970s ad for women's underwear.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 29, 2020 05:37 PM (N39Ws)

397 Bander, doubt even the (highly dubious) count will reach 150K. No chance, given current trends (which, of course, describe exactly the path any real epidemiology would have predicted). And that's before one reduces the count for gunshot deaths, motorcycle accidents, and cases of 80+ yr-olds with 3 co-morbidities (not kidding).

As in the UK and and surely elsewhere, we're *under* our all-cause death "average" for the period, but more importantly, the 4-5 leading typical causes of death are *all* in deficit. Meaning a cardiac death has now been shifted over to C19, in effect.

Sweden, the largest modern country that has adopted minimal "policies" in response, is having a lower than average year for all-cause deaths, for the last 20 years.

Of course if one backs out a portion of the long-term care/nursing home fatalities, which look they might have been avoidable, the total fatality #s come down substantially, just like that.

And when the median age of a fatality is close to life expectancy ...... well, we'll leave that on for the smart kids in the class to figure out, in terms of significance for "public health".

Posted by: rhomboid at July 29, 2020 05:37 PM (OTzUX)

398 After that it is up to governors to avail themselves to their respective legislative bodies such that the peoples representatives elected to decide the power of governors may dutifully discuss the topic and weigh the evidence, hear their constituents and debate amongst themselves.

Which governors have actually done so? Those that haven't are operating illegally and are such breaking the law. And REAL conservatives get upset at governors acting as autocratic dictators on ANY issue, even if it is in our best interest.
Posted by: mikethemoose at July 29, 2020 05:29 PM (Y6UV7)

Gov Abbott, are you listening? Of course not.

I have contacted my State Rep and Sen to call for a special session of the Legislature to be summoned by the Gov, but 1) I doubt either of those jokers will and 2) this is King Gregory we are talking about.

Gov Edmund J. Davis lives.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 29, 2020 05:37 PM (ejsiI)

399 The Anti-Karens ore out there!
Was walking into the store earlier and forgot my mask and had to go back to the truck and get it.
Anti-Karen saw me and heard me say a bad word.
She came over as I was putting the damn thing on and said, "These things are as worthless as tits on a boar hog!"

What a woman!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 29, 2020 05:37 PM (axyOa)

400 Someone should ask David if he knows anyone who drives a pickup truck.

Posted by: RoyalOil at July 29, 2020 05:37 PM (aO8Gd)

401 Also, right now, today, does anyone here know a person who is sick with
the CCP Lung Flu? Everyone should know someone who is sick NOW, since
this is a Pandemic.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 29, 2020 05:24 PM (ZCiJZ)


My sister-in-law's uncle, who had numerous comorbidities. That's it. That's all I got. My sister claims she knows one but my sister is a Karen and I don't believe her.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 29, 2020 05:38 PM (FtO5h)

402 P.S. It does fuck-all against Chynah virus, they were originally multi-purpose dust guards for dirt sports, wind/cold protection during winter.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin, Conservative Blogger at July 29, 2020 05:31 PM (7Fj9P)

That's what I use for work. Breathes better, but it still isn't good when doing any physical labor

Posted by: A dude in MI at July 29, 2020 05:38 PM (/6GbT)

403 No sh*t, the mask enforcement at the front entrance of Walmart will remove their mask to tell you they require a mask. It's fantastic.
Posted by: Charles Darwin twerking in Congress at July 29, 2020


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Yeah; the parish cop who insisted I put on a mask -- despite my pointing out that the governor's order had a medical exemption clause and my claiming that I qualified -- pulled down his bandanna to talk to me.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 29, 2020 05:38 PM (rpbg1)

404 300 I want to be all Antifa like in South Dakota so Kristi Noem can hurt me in my no no square.

Is that wrong? Should I not be thinking that?
Posted by: Two Weeks From Intensifying My Peaceful Love For Zooey Deschanel at July 29, 2020 05:24 PM (+dsLj)

If that's wrong, I don't want to be right.

Posted by: Abiss at July 29, 2020 05:38 PM (Y8DtA)

405 82 People are stupid and should be hit with a heavy thing that removes lug nuts.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 29, 2020 05:36 PM (pw+jk)



Walking right up to the precipice of infringement there, aren't ya?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 29, 2020 05:36 PM (NWiLs)

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Ran it by my copyright lawyers and they said it was fine.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 29, 2020 05:38 PM (pw+jk)

406
Why couldn't super Christian David French simply make the case for wearing masks without attacking Christians?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 29, 2020 05:29 PM (jwprJ)

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David French's value proposition for Pierre Omidyar, et. al., is that he's a "Christian" and so the other filthy, dirty peasants will surely listen to his Christiany Christianing and know the terrible truth of Orangemanbad.

Now, this is a bullshit con-job that takes in these donors because they've never met anyone outside of their circle of cultural elites, who all worship the goat-god Pan or something.

But that's the bill of goods they've bought and paid for, and David will keep running the play until they figure that no Christian gives a flying fuck what he says.

After that, it's truckstop beejers for French, and he knows it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 29, 2020 05:39 PM (Tm4zg)

407 I had something back in Feb. that knocked me on my a** for 4 days, 2 of those I was totally bed ridden.
The thing I recall that was so bad was the headaches and body aches. Temp of 101-102. No Nausea. No mucous. Just aches and temp.

Posted by: attilla with trousers at July 29, 2020 05:39 PM (w7KSn)

408 Hello? Is this thing on?? :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2020 05:39 PM (L2ZTs)

409 I have a full beard. If/when I wear a mask, I look like a 1970s ad for women's underwear.


and the industry of Mask Waxing was born..

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 29, 2020 05:39 PM (yQpMk)

410 Sir robin. Spouse wears those. He wets them before wearing and stays cool

Posted by: willow at July 29, 2020 05:39 PM (Bl3z8)

411 Posted by: zombie at July 29, 2020 05:37 PM (HEEq1)

Reverse Alinsky!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 29, 2020 05:39 PM (eTZoJ)

412 This appears to be the link to the raw results of the survey https://tinyurl.com/y2eu7qv2
Posted by: h00v3r at July 29, 2020 05:29 PM (l1jnd)
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What I find interesting, if any of it is true (it is HuffPo/YouGov, after all), is that the middle class is most opposed. The $50k-$100k group scores highest on the mask-negative answers. The $100k+ group and the <$50k groups are closer to each other.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2020 05:40 PM (hYcqw)

413 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 29, 2020 05:40 PM (Zz0t1)

414 How many have died from virus in vietnam, south korea, taiwan and japan where everyone wears a mask.

Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at July 29, 2020 05:40 PM (GOfVE)

415 Why does Goldberg wear a suit and tie on CNN, but dresses like a homeless college professor on Fox?

Posted by: Ktgreat at July 29, 2020 05:40 PM (AD3JT)

416 380 A local business got around this nonsense by pointing out that while there is a 'mandate' to wear a mask in the business, if you have a medical condition that prevents you from wearing one, you may still enter. And since HIPAA restricts them from asking you about your health status, they will assume if you are not wearing one that you have said medical condition.

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at July 29, 2020 05:35 PM (RKQ/v)

This is my fall back position and in my case it is legit: I'm spending much time trying to figure out WTF is the problem with my respiratory system (along with docs). So when some twerp tells me about Gov Abbott's Edict From On High, I tell them "sorry, I can't", and it does hint at the truth.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 29, 2020 05:40 PM (ejsiI)

417 To anyone who says "wear the mask, it's not big deal":


Yes, it is. They've done studies and masks aren't particularly effective against viruses. As for social distancing, there are no studies that prove that helps either. This is all bullsh*t science.


Masks are dehumanizing, and a symbol of submission to the authorities. By wearing them voluntarily, you are proclaiming "I am a Sheep."

Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 29, 2020 05:41 PM (ZCiJZ)

418 A local business got around this nonsense by pointing out that while there is a 'mandate' to wear a mask in the business, if you have a medical condition that prevents you from wearing one, you may still enter. And since HIPAA restricts them from asking you about your health status, they will assume if you are not wearing one that you have said medical condition.

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at July 29, 2020


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If only businesses in my benighted state would do this.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 29, 2020 05:41 PM (rpbg1)

419 376 had a good friend in Houston who got it about a month ago. He said it was like a bad cold, he had a cough and runny nose for about 2 weeks, and then it was gone. His wife was around him the whole time, she never got it.

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Sounds like us.

There is NO way they're convincing the majority of affected people to stay home when they barely feel sick.
Posted by: Charles Darwin twerking in Congress at July 29, 2020 05:34 PM (JLaUz)

My brother, a healthcare worker, was tested for antibodies a few weeks ago and found out he had had it. He was really sick in early February - out for a week. And his wife also got very sick and was in bed for a week. They weren't thinking Wuhan flu then, but that's what it was.

He's been told he still needs to wear the mask, take all the usual precautions, etc. even though he has the antibodies, because "we just don't know if you're immune."

What I tried to point out to my sister this morning is he actually got it - and although he was sick, he didn't need to be hospitalized, didn't end up on a vent and didn't die. He's fine now. Yet everyone is acting like this is the goddamn 1918 flu or the bubonic plague.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. at July 29, 2020 05:41 PM (HabA/)

420 Those guys are fags!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at July 29, 2020 05:41 PM (Zz0t1)

421 Something knocked me flat last December for about a week.
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Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius



You too huh?
Wife and I last week of December. I missed two days of work, then bam! It was gone.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 29, 2020 05:41 PM (dhqL5)

422 Krogers, Trader Joe's and Whole Foods in my town don't want to hear it when it comes to medical exemptions. We were sold a bill of goods on that shit, as I suspected. No mask, no entering.

I bring a water bottle and take LOTS of leisurely sips and then take my sweet ass time pulling it up...under my nose.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 29, 2020 05:41 PM (FtO5h)

423 KJL is still alive? She was the singular reason I stopped reading The Corner in 2012 and never looked back. Her hourly bobbing of Romney's knob was quite unseemly.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at July 29, 2020 05:41 PM (jWe5r)

424 Bander, doubt even the (highly dubious) count will reach 150K.


The highly dubious count is already at 150K. I cut it in half for simplicity.

Backing out real numbers for comorbidity and such is impossible, so you take a swag at the real number. 5% covids out of all US deaths is correct to at least an order of magnitude and worth talking about.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 29, 2020 05:42 PM (gd9RK)

425 Voice to Skull technology
BlueBeam
Psychotronic weapons to target individuals and entire populations.

Imagine making millions of people hear voices in their heads giving them commands or repeating phrases and songs like Chinese water torture. And everybody would think you are crazy because you can't track and trace the source.
Posted by: Alicia Vikander scissoring Lili Simmons at July 29, 2020 05:36 PM (vamgx)

Come on. Who's gonna spend BIL's on weapons that can be defeated with a tin foil hat? No one.

Posted by: Abiss at July 29, 2020 05:42 PM (Y8DtA)

426 This is my fall back position and in my case it is legit: I'm spending much time trying to figure out WTF is the problem with my respiratory system (along with docs). So when some twerp tells me about Gov Abbott's Edict From On High, I tell them "sorry, I can't", and it does hint at the truth.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 29, 2020


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I'm using my case of vertigo from '18-'19, treated by a doctor, as my justification. "I can't breathe properly with this on, and I get dizzy."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 29, 2020 05:42 PM (rpbg1)

427 She came over as I was putting the damn thing on and said, "These things are as worthless as tits on a boar hog!"

What a woman!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 29, 2020 05:37 PM (axyOa)

Sound's like some shit I would say!

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33's Mom at July 29, 2020 05:42 PM (ejsiI)

428 Bander, doubt even the (highly dubious) count will reach 150K.

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All of which is already bullsh*t.

Pneumonia or it's not respiratory.

Posted by: Charles Darwin twerking in Congress at July 29, 2020 05:43 PM (JLaUz)

429 Why does French, or any of these assholes, think I give a shit about what he thinks. I've seen better thinking, and prose, on bathroom walls.

Posted by: Javems at July 29, 2020 05:44 PM (73CtD)

430 420 Those guys are fags!!!
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at July 29, 2020 05:41 PM (Zz0t1)

They are NOT bundles of sticks!

Nor are they MiG-15s!!!

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 29, 2020 05:44 PM (ejsiI)

431 Almost all businesses around here now require the mask - all the grocery stores do. So I roll my eyes when I pull into the parking lot, and say to myself "It's showtime, folks! Mask theater!" and put the stupid thing on.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. at July 29, 2020 05:44 PM (HabA/)

432 A local business got around this nonsense by pointing out that while there is a 'mandate' to wear a mask in the business, if you have a medical condition that prevents you from wearing one, you may still enter. And since HIPAA restricts them from asking you about your health status, they will assume if you are not wearing one that you have said medical condition.

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at July 29, 2020 05:35 PM (RKQ/v)
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My Kroger stores don't play. Their stance is, "we have online ordering and curbside delivery. If you are unable to wear a mask, we will bring your groceries to you."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2020 05:44 PM (hYcqw)

433 I really do get dizzy. I cannot breathe right with those damn useless things on.

No way I can do multiple hours on a plane with one on so I can't travel. I can barely do 20 minutes in a store.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 29, 2020 05:45 PM (FtO5h)

434
Why does Goldberg wear a suit and tie on CNN, but dresses like a homeless college professor on Fox?
Posted by: Ktgreat at July 29, 2020 05:40 PM (AD3JT)

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FOX is notoriously cheap on production budgets. Goldberg can't even afford pants, so the network has to provide him clothes, and they're not going to shell out for nine bolts of fine wool to cover his Asness Chair-filling manatee ass.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 29, 2020 05:45 PM (Tm4zg)

435 My Kroger stores don't play. Their stance is, "we have online ordering and curbside delivery. If you are unable to wear a mask, we will bring your groceries to you."

Yep. Same script they read me.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 29, 2020 05:45 PM (FtO5h)

436 Looks like Goldberg drags his teeth according to that gif.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 29, 2020 05:45 PM (Zz0t1)

437 The part of the mask that bugs me is where it goes over the nose, and makes my glasses fog, so I just keep it over the mouth and that scores me enough virtue signal points that nobody messes with me about it. I figured when people glance at you it's a pass/fail test, and scoring a "D" is still a pass.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 29, 2020 05:46 PM (Kpl3J)

438 Almost all businesses around here now require the mask - all the grocery stores do. So I roll my eyes when I pull into the parking lot, and say to myself "It's showtime, folks! Mask theater!" and put the stupid thing on.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V.

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I'm going to carry my expired quarantine orders and tell them I'm good.

Posted by: Charles Darwin twerking in Congress at July 29, 2020 05:46 PM (JLaUz)

439 Donna yeah pretty much how I do it

Posted by: willow at July 29, 2020 05:46 PM (Bl3z8)

440
No sh*t, the mask enforcement at the front entrance of Walmart will remove their mask to tell you they require a mask. It's fantastic.
Posted by: Charles Darwin twerking in Congress at July 29, 2020 05:36 PM (JLaUz)


When I walked in a couple of days ago, a girl at the entrance asked if I needed a mask. I said, no thank you and walked on in. I shopped, checked out and walked out without a mask.

All one needs to do is stand up and say no. I guess there's still too much of a fearful hysteria in the population for many to do that though.

Posted by: Justsayin' at July 29, 2020 05:46 PM (7ugIf)

441 If one is going to perfect only one punch, the left hook should be it.

Five plus hours a week on the heavy and double-ended bag a week, years of Krav Maga and other specialized training.

After watching a number of street brawls, where everyone throws haymakers and is afraid to get hit, the best move appears to be duck the haymaker, step to the dead side and unload a left hook. You get their momentum, your momentum, plenty of help from the leg and abdomen... puts big dents in the heavy bag.

If they didn't immediately distance themselves after the punch, getting inside and deploying knees to the groin would be much better because it is less likely captured by the videographers.

Having a plan similar to that puts on a level of confidence that is quickly and subconsciously picked up by aspiring Karens who look for more timid marks.

Posted by: 🐧 at July 29, 2020 05:46 PM (C+evo)

442 Almost all businesses around here now require the mask - all the grocery stores do. So I roll my eyes when I pull into the parking lot, and say to myself "It's showtime, folks! Mask theater!" and put the stupid thing on.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. at July 29, 2020 05:44 PM (HabA/)
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I never wore a mask until governor Pole-ass made it a law. I do now, because the stores are punished if I do not. I have responded in a different way: I have suspended commerce. I buy food and fuel. That's it. I have not gone shopping for anything not absolutely essential since the mandate went into place. I'm saving money, if nothing else, I suppose.

But I will not continue to fund the coffers of this state with my sales tax receipts until Pole-ass gets over himself.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2020 05:46 PM (hYcqw)

443 Yeah; the parish cop who insisted I put on a mask -- despite my pointing out that the governor's order had a medical exemption clause and my claiming that I qualified -- pulled down his bandanna to talk to me.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 29, 2020 05:38 PM (rpbg1)


Call them out by telling them you are deaf and have To lip read to understand anything they are trying to say.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 29, 2020 05:46 PM (eTZoJ)

444 I'm also afraid with all this scrubbing and sanitizing and bleaching and hiding away is that:

1. We are depressing immune systems to other things and that will have ramifications later; and,

2. We are creating "superbugs"

I could be wrong, but these thoughts keep running through my mind.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 29, 2020 05:46 PM (iydjf)

445 omg that jonah gif yikes

I think I'm a lesbian now

EW
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at July 29, 2020 04:45 PM (j9HX3)


That's hot.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 29, 2020 05:46 PM (Zz0t1)

446 You too huh?
Wife and I last week of December. I missed two days of work, then bam! It was gone.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 29, 2020


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It was odd. Usually my colds or flu begin with a scratchy throat and move up into my nose. This started as an ache in the sinus over my upper teeth on one side, then moved up to my head with fever and fatigue. That was Sunday. Thursday I was able to go to work, but people told me I looked like hell, and I gave in and went to Urgent Care.

What if I had the Flu Manchu, and the thing improved on its own -- that the antibiotics didn't affect anything? Awfully coincidental, I know. But -- you wonder.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 29, 2020 05:46 PM (rpbg1)

447
I'm using my case of vertigo from '18-'19, treated by a doctor, as
my justification. "I can't breathe properly with this on, and I get
dizzy."

Have you tried Meclazine (OTC Bonine) with a decongestant allergy pill? I have been having very occasional episodes of vertigo now for years, and that will make it go away.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 29, 2020 05:47 PM (ZCiJZ)

448 Thomas Bender: "It's going to be fun trying to weed out people with the three different common flu types, and 'Common Cold' viruses, which include but
are not limited to, Corona, Rhino and Adeno viruses against COVID-19 ie a differernt strain of Coronavirus."


You know it. I know it. Everyone knows it. It will all be Covid-19.







This is all bullshit.

Posted by:

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 29, 2020 05:47 PM (HhXSr)

449 China, the epicenter and origin of COVID19, is up to 84,060 reported cases and 4,634 deaths.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 29, 2020 05:47 PM (yQpMk)

450 If you're on a plane and one person on that plane has covid, everyone is gonna be exposed, masks or not.

The whole travel experience has gotten so horrible that I've settled for never going anywhere I can't drive to anymore.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 29, 2020 05:47 PM (Kpl3J)

451 All one needs to do is stand up and say no. I guess there's still too much of a fearful hysteria in the population for many to do that though.

Posted by: Justsayin

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Yep. It's creepy to see empty parking lots and 99% of the shoppers with their mouth covering.

No smiles, no warmth, no communication.

Posted by: Charles Darwin twerking in Congress at July 29, 2020 05:47 PM (JLaUz)

452 If you are unable to wear a mask, we will bring your groceries to you."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2020 05:44 PM (hYcqw)

But not for free and good luck getting decent fruit and vegetables, or something from the day-old rack or bargain meat bin.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 29, 2020 05:48 PM (uquGJ)

453 My response has always been to flip the script, and anthropologize the Left. Never accept their own claimed justifications for their behavior. And come up with your own theory, and always make that theory be as demeaning and belittling as possible. This drives them absolutely bonkers with rage. Because they can't stand having their own strategy used against them.
Posted by: zombie at July 29, 2020 05:37 PM

I did this with someone pushing "White Fragility," which I read (not completely) a year or two ago. I said it was a consultant's attempt to be invited on Oprah and sell more copies which would be displayed, unread, by virtue-signalers.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 29, 2020 05:48 PM (/+bwe)

454
I have a serious malady that curses every moment of my life, and also prevents me from wearing a mask... it's called Normalitis, and some of its most unpleasant chronic symptoms are a functioning brain and male genitalia.

Woe is me.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 29, 2020 05:48 PM (Tm4zg)

455
You know, just plain olde-fashioned intellectual honesty, is the YUGE difference between a -

boring, brainless, reflex, progtard liar like David French,

and the interesting though anti-Trump and mostly non-hysterical, clear-eyed discussion in the sidebar between Eric Weinstein and Brett Easton Ellis.


Listening to French is the equivalent to taking a Q-tip swab dipped into dog shit and rolling it around inside your ears.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 29, 2020 05:48 PM (dWwl8)

456 I live literally one block from Krogers. A short block. If I walk 20 feet out my door I can see the sign. Why in the fvck would I pay for them to deliver it that short of a distance? They could practically just roll the cart down the street to me.

And I buy lots and lots of fresh produce and baked goods that I am not going to let them "pick out" for me, so there goes curbside too.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 29, 2020 05:48 PM (FtO5h)

457 433 I really do get dizzy. I cannot breathe right with those damn useless things on.

No way I can do multiple hours on a plane with one on so I can't travel. I can barely do 20 minutes in a store.
Posted by: Guy Smiley


Shhhh, don't tell anyone, but -- I took a long plane ride last month.

And the airline's rule was, "Masks must be worn at all times during the entire flight."

Guess what happened?

Plane took off, everyone was wearing masks -- and then the cabin crew comes around UNMASKED to serve drinks, and everyone took their masks off to drink the drinks -- and basically no one ever put their masks back on for the entire flight, INCLUDING THE CREW. They'd walk up0 and down the aisles, joking with unmasks passengers.

The airline's rule was just for public consumption. In practice, it was totally ignored.

Posted by: zombie at July 29, 2020 05:48 PM (HEEq1)

458 425 Voice to Skull technology
BlueBeam
Psychotronic weapons to target individuals and entire populations.
Posted by: Alicia Vikander scissoring Lili Simmons at July 29, 2020 05:36 PM (vamgx)


Chet, stop playing with yourself!

Posted by: Short Shorts at July 29, 2020 05:48 PM (O6DoG)

459 I applaud Ace for continuing to strip the veneer off of French/Goldberg.

I have never read anything by either one of them but I do enjoy the pithy comments.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2020 05:49 PM (Gz0CT)

460 Since we discussed this on a previous thread: please note post by Willow on this thread, #202

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 29, 2020 05:49 PM (YynYJ)

461 438 Almost all businesses around here now require the mask - all the grocery stores do. So I roll my eyes when I pull into the parking lot, and say to myself "It's showtime, folks! Mask theater!" and put the stupid thing on.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V.


Why don't you try not wearing one and see what happens.

Posted by: Justsayin' at July 29, 2020 05:49 PM (7ugIf)

462 "Is your mask made of Kevlar? Because there are things FAR more dangerous and immediate to you than the virus, in this particular store."

For the most part, even the dimmest of Karens figure it out.

Posted by: Abiss at July 29, 2020 05:49 PM (Y8DtA)

463 My Kroger stores don't play. Their stance is, "we have online ordering and curbside delivery. If you are unable to wear a mask, we will bring your groceries to you."


That is one of the great blessings from the Wuhan Death Miasma Panic is the free service to fetch your groceries so you can do other things.

Other than that, Kroger has gone "woke" and has RIF'd much of the more experienced management and is replacing it with Diversity.

I guess they realize that they are losing the grocery wars.

Posted by: 🐧 at July 29, 2020 05:49 PM (C+evo)

464 I've been a carpenter for 30 years, maybe washed my hands 10 times, been sick about that many times. Job sites are drifting towards maskless everyday. I do the legal minimum on the mask. Baisley park has some swings and a water fountain in one corner. 90% of people in the area maskless.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at July 29, 2020 05:49 PM (4vNgL)

465 What if I had the Flu Manchu, and the thing improved on its own -- that the antibiotics didn't affect anything? Awfully coincidental, I know. But -- you wonder.

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No, a super contagious cold virus that ran through a major Chinese international trade city in November waited until March of the next year to come to the United States.

Posted by: Charles Darwin twerking in Congress at July 29, 2020 05:50 PM (JLaUz)

466 Bander, no, and no, but whatever.

And posing the question as whether "it's worth" damaging the economy or whatever is fundamental error - there is no reason to think, including evidence, that any of the policies affected the outcomes (apart from how concentrated elderly vulnerable populations were treated/housed/whatever).

Just as the conventional wisdom and doctrine, including of CDC and WHO, have long said (and only Sweden and a few other jurisdictions followed).

That wisdom has two main parts. First is that these policies are not effective, for a prevalent virus. The second, obviously redundant, part is that the policies inflict unacceptable damage.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 29, 2020 05:50 PM (OTzUX)

467 I gotta say, the Dems are roasting these tech assholes...... what am I missing????
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 29, 2020 05:37 PM (jjaLl)


They're beating their whores. All good pimps do it.
Nothing personal, just business.

Posted by: Soneone had to say it at July 29, 2020 05:50 PM (z79tQ)

468 China, the epicenter and origin of COVID19, is up to 84,060 reported cases and 4,634 deaths.


And all children are above average.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 29, 2020 05:50 PM (oVJmc)

469 But I will not continue to fund the coffers of this state with my sales tax receipts until Pole-ass gets over himself.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2020 05:46 PM (hYcqw)

Polesmoker is a damned disgrace. I'm looking to get out. I work from home so I can go anywhere. But I love Colorado, or used to. I mean really, really love it. I'm in the FoCo-Loveland area and man would I miss it. But I need freedom over all else.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 29, 2020 05:51 PM (FtO5h)

470 What if I had the Flu Manchu, and the thing improved on its own -- that the antibiotics didn't affect anything? Awfully coincidental, I know. But -- you wonder.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


Antibiotics don't do squat for viruses. But I agree. We got better without any intervention.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 29, 2020 05:51 PM (dhqL5)

471 I see a story out claiming that Trump is already conceding Michigan to Slow Joe and has canceled all ad buys. No idea if that's true.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 29, 2020 05:51 PM (Kpl3J)

472 China, the epicenter and origin of COVID19, is up to 84,060 reported cases and 4,634 deaths.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 29, 2020 05:47 PM (yQpMk)


They could make a lot of money by spelling the cure.
Why is it that they do not?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 29, 2020 05:51 PM (1g7ch)

473 KJL is still alive? She was the singular reason I stopped reading The Corner in 2012 and never looked back. Her hourly bobbing of Romney's knob was quite unseemly.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at July 29, 2020 05:41 PM (jWe5r)


I thought of her as the offset to Derbyshire; you shitcan someone good while retaining an irritating hosebag. Symmetry.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 29, 2020 05:51 PM (y7DUB)

474
I live literally one block from Krogers. A short block. If I walk 20
feet out my door I can see the sign. Why in the fvck would I pay for
them to deliver it that short of a distance? They could practically just
roll the cart down the street to me.



And I buy lots and lots of fresh produce and baked goods that I am
not going to let them "pick out" for me, so there goes curbside too.



Go to Amazon. Search "rhinestone mask." There are a bunch that are essentially metal mesh, but are completely breathable. I believe LadyL has one like this.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 29, 2020 05:52 PM (ZCiJZ)

475 Posted by: zombie at July 29, 2020 05:48 PM (HEEq1)

Interesting. Thanks for that!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 29, 2020 05:52 PM (FtO5h)

476 Polesmoker is a damned disgrace. I'm looking to get out. I work from home so I can go anywhere. But I love Colorado, or used to. I mean really, really love it. I'm in the FoCo-Loveland area and man would I miss it. But I need freedom over all else.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 29, 2020 05:51 PM (FtO5h)
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I used to, too. I loved it here. Never imagined I'd leave.

But I am going to. When my lease is up, I will not be renewing. I will be leaving. I will have my job for a while, and we're essentially "work from home if you want to for as long as you want." I could relocate and just take it as it comes once I lose my job in 1-2 years (that'll happen whether I work from home or not). I'm taking the out.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2020 05:52 PM (hYcqw)

477 I wouldn't let those in store shoppers pick out my dog food.

I have made it a project to watch them and it's scary.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2020 05:53 PM (Gz0CT)

478 My Kroger stores don't play. Their stance is, "we have online ordering
and curbside delivery. If you are unable to wear a mask, we will bring
your groceries to you."



Yep. Same script they read me.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 29, 2020 05:45 PM (FtO5h)
Except mine won't fill your online order on time (and won't give you notice that your order is not ready at said time), make you wait two days through two pick up attempts sitting in a line that wraps around the block, then, after you finally cancel, call you an hour later saying, "Oops, we filled your order now, want to drop everything to come pick it up before we return it to the shelves?"

Posted by: soulpile at July 29, 2020 05:53 PM (rwZk1)

479 But not for free and good luck getting decent fruit and vegetables, or something from the day-old rack or bargain meat bin.

The fruit is pre-bagged because of the fear of so many people handling it. have been using various services and quite frankly they do a better job of picking produce than I would.

Posted by: 🐧 at July 29, 2020 05:53 PM (C+evo)

480 "471 I see a story out claiming that Trump is already conceding Michigan to Slow Joe and has canceled all ad buys. No idea if that's true.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 29, 2020 05:51 PM (Kpl3J) "



See my nic for my take on this breaking story.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at July 29, 2020 05:54 PM (OWgiM)

481 Have you tried Meclazine (OTC Bonine) with a decongestant allergy pill? I have been having very occasional episodes of vertigo now for years, and that will make it go away.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 29, 2020


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When I first had the attack I tried the Bonine and Dramamine. No real improvement. It's been over a year, and I feel a little fuzzy now and then, but not the over-the-top "the carousel is running away with me" feeling I did then.

I'll try that combo if it gets to be a problem. But I want the HR clowns to think the mask will trigger a serious attack.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 29, 2020 05:54 PM (rpbg1)

482 Joe Mannix wow, you and I are practically in the exact same situation. It hurts though. I love this place so much.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 29, 2020 05:54 PM (FtO5h)

483 I had to shave my mustache so people would stop stopping me on the street, thinking I was him.
Posted by: BurtTC


Where you live....a lot of people with bad eyesight?

Is it the water??

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at July 29, 2020 05:54 PM (vcOmj)

484 I think repulsive Jerry Nadler would be a prime candidate for COVID19. He has all the qualifers including a relentless stream
Of fecal matter pouring out of his mouth.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 29, 2020 05:54 PM (jwprJ)

485 But I am going to. When my lease is up, I will not be renewing. I will be leaving. I will have my job for a while, and we're essentially "work from home if you want to for as long as you want." I could relocate and just take it as it comes once I lose my job in 1-2 years (that'll happen whether I work from home or not). I'm taking the out.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2020


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If I could do that, I'd have fled The Pesthole long ago.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 29, 2020 05:55 PM (rpbg1)

486 471 I see a story out claiming that Trump is already conceding Michigan to Slow Joe and has canceled all ad buys. No idea if that's true.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 29, 2020 05:51 PM (Kpl3J)

Early night

Posted by: A dude in MI at July 29, 2020 05:55 PM (/6GbT)

487 Those of you saying just wear the masks must have healthy lungs. I don't. And even though there are supposed to be medical exemptions, mandated masks means that isn't honored.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 29, 2020 05:55 PM (YynYJ)

488 Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 29, 2020 05:51 PM (FtO5h)

That's my hometown area. Everyone thought I'd go back when John died, but I couldn't take young kids to a place that was in the process of legalizing marijuana. It's not the same place I grew up in at all.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 29, 2020 05:55 PM (uquGJ)

489 471 I see a story out claiming that Trump is already conceding Michigan to Slow Joe and has canceled all ad buys. No idea if that's true.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 29, 2020 05:51 PM (Kpl3J)

You really don't?

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2020 05:56 PM (uEbPt)

490 Joe Mannix wow, you and I are practically in the exact same situation. It hurts though. I love this place so much.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 29, 2020 05:54 PM (FtO5h)
+++++++++
I grew up here. It was a great place to grow up. It's spectacularly, heart-achingly beautiful. It is home. I don't want to leave my home, but my home has long since left me.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2020 05:56 PM (hYcqw)

491 K-Lo is so homely that having sex with her qualifies as bestiality and would require both participants to be stoned to death.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 29, 2020 05:56 PM (H5knJ)

492 471 I see a story out claiming that Trump is already conceding Michigan to Slow Joe and has canceled all ad buys. No idea if that's true.
Posted by: Tom Servo


0% chance that's true.

Trump will not concede ANY battleground state.

Even if they've cancelled all ad buys , that'd only be because the campaign deemed them not worthwhile, or not necessary. And that's IF.

Posted by: zombie at July 29, 2020 05:56 PM (HEEq1)

493 Is there any possibly better name for someone to hit David French than Calvin Freiburger? I can't think of one.

Once again, I urge people to get hold of C S Lewis's volume of the Oxford History of English Literature (OHEL, as he liked to call it). Read the section on Thomas Cartwright. It's David French, Mark I. And note this is Lewis, who was famously reluctant to criticize any fellow Christian.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 29, 2020 05:57 PM (LMs+g)

494 471 I see a story out claiming that Trump is already conceding Michigan to Slow Joe and has canceled all ad buys. No idea if that's true.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 29, 2020 05:51 PM (Kpl3J)

That makes zero sense. Do they all love Gov. witless so much there?

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. at July 29, 2020 05:57 PM (HabA/)

495 471 I see a story out claiming that Trump is already conceding Michigan to Slow Joe and has canceled all ad buys. No idea if that's true.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 29, 2020 05:51 PM (Kpl3J)

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Personally I don't buy the story -- 1. ad buys in the summer are a waste of time 2. previous ad buys were when Parscale was campaign manager. 3. Trump has a ton of ads starting after labor day in MI and the other swing states.

Posted by: Venus at July 29, 2020 05:57 PM (iYXhj)

496 I see a story out claiming that Trump is already conceding Michigan to Slow Joe and has canceled all ad buys. No idea if that's true.

Isn't it a bit early to concede whole states (other than known Communist states such as CA, IL, NJ and NY)

I would hate to think that the people in Michigan are masochists and enjoy the totalitarianism of their despot leaders.

Posted by: 🐧 at July 29, 2020 05:57 PM (C+evo)

497 I only wear a mask when I'm finger rapin!

Posted by: Rapin Joe Biden at July 29, 2020 05:58 PM (r+sAi)

498
That is one of the great blessings from the Wuhan Death Miasma Panic is the free service to fetch your groceries so you can do other things.

Other than that, Kroger has gone "woke" and has RIF'd much of the more experienced management and is replacing it with Diversity.

I guess they realize that they are losing the grocery wars.
Posted by: at July 29, 2020 05:49 PM (C+evo)



Akshewalley, Kroger is one of the few grocery store companies that is doing very well.

Their stock rises almost continuously, even during the Covid foofaraw.

Most other grocers would love to be suffering such a "loss".

Posted by: naturalfake at July 29, 2020 05:58 PM (dWwl8)

499 China, the epicenter and origin of COVID19, is up to 84,060 reported cases and 4,634 deaths.


And all children are above average.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 29, 2020 05:50 PM (oVJmc)


And the US, where China sent the funk, has 4 MILLION cases and 150,000 deaths.

Yeah......We're being lied to on all levels.

#WASTF

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 29, 2020 05:58 PM (Zz0t1)

500 Read the section on Thomas Cartwright. It's David French, Mark I. And note this is Lewis, who was famously reluctant to criticize any fellow Christian.


Is he the one that Lewis likens to an early Christian, indeed as the only one who should have been fed to the lions?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 29, 2020 05:58 PM (yQpMk)

501 China 4,634 deaths, NY alone 25, 126 deaths

One of them is totally bullshitting us if not both.

Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2020 05:59 PM (6f16T)

502
Is there any possibly better name for someone to hit David French than Calvin Freiburger? I can't think of one.

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LOL. If only he were an ax-wielding Bernese merc.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 29, 2020 05:59 PM (Tm4zg)

503 You really don't?
Posted by: ... at July 29, 2020 05:56 PM (uEbPt)

Now I see the source is an NYT story, I hadn't seen that bit before.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 29, 2020 05:59 PM (Kpl3J)

504 Anonymous AntiFa are now doxxing "Internet racists" for local police to investigate and have a Judge seize their guns without a crime. Read this terrifying shit because it just happened in California.

https://www.unz.com/estriker/police- confiscate-mans-firearm-after-anonymous-antifa- members-accuse-him-of-being-a-racist/

Posted by: Alicia Vikander scissoring Lili Simmons at July 29, 2020 05:59 PM (vamgx)

505 475 Posted by: zombie at July 29, 2020 05:48 PM (HEEq1)

Interesting. Thanks for that!
Posted by: Guy Smiley


Like you, I can't stand having a mask on for any more then 10 or 15 minutes in a row.

On the way back, I did a technique I use: Drape a sweater or long-sleeve shirt over my head, and wear it like a snood or extra floppy hood, and then remove my mask underneath. basically. the sweater becomes a supra-mask. No one complained. And it's easy to breathe.

Posted by: zombie at July 29, 2020 05:59 PM (HEEq1)

506 I saw a tall, wllowy blonde in a store, thought she looked really hot.

A few minutes later, I saw her in her car, sans mask. She had a face like Margaret Hamilton. Illusion shattered.

Posted by: Toad-O at July 29, 2020 05:59 PM (cct0t)

507 Five pm and time for a snack! And to think about dinner, but one thing at a time.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 29, 2020 06:00 PM (rpbg1)

508 I see a story out claiming that Trump is already conceding Michigan to Slow Joe and has canceled all ad buys. No idea if that's true.
Posted by: Tom Servo


I seriously doubt that. John James (Republican) is running neck and neck with the Democrat incumbent (Gary Peters).
Trump ran a helluva campaign up there last time, and generated a YUGE amount of enthusiasm, that was under reported by the Media Morons.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at July 29, 2020 06:00 PM (vcOmj)

509 Some other moron posted this earlier, but I figure there will be other interested parties. This is a picture (SFW) of a slender redhead with giant cans:
https://tinyurl.com/yxs7nf7w

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2020 06:00 PM (hYcqw)

510 My response has always been to flip the script, and anthropologize the Left. Never accept their own claimed justifications for their behavior. And come up with your own theory, and always make that theory be as demeaning and belittling as possible. This drives them absolutely bonkers with rage. Because they can't stand having their own strategy used against them.
Posted by: zombie at July 29, 2020 05:37 PM (HEEq1)

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Excellent strategy. Thanks.

Posted by: Venus at July 29, 2020 06:00 PM (iYXhj)

511 These silly stories of candidates pulling out of areas are always just psy ops from the other campaign. Anyway seems like there was a recent MI poll that had Trump ahead there IIRC.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 29, 2020 06:00 PM (r+sAi)

512
I'm taking the out.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

========

Where are you going? I'm curious, as I'll eventually have to leave my beautiful but blue state.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 29, 2020 06:01 PM (G51Gf)

513 Lol at the gif.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 29, 2020 06:01 PM (Z4rgH)

514 424 Bander, doubt even the (highly dubious) count will reach 150K.


The highly dubious count is already at 150K. I cut it in half for simplicity.

Backing out real numbers for comorbidity and such is impossible, so you take a swag at the real number. 5% covids out of all US deaths is correct to at least an order of magnitude and worth talking about.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 29, 2020 05:42 PM (gd9RK)

...

We can't accurately count, just a simple count, in real time the number of people who are dying from a detectable disease, nor build models that can predict what's going to happen with this disease even after eight months of data to work with.

But climate change models are 100% science and should be trusted.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 29, 2020 06:01 PM (yL25O)

515 I am not a sheep.
David French can be heard saying 'Baaaaaaaaa' again and again.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at July 29, 2020 06:02 PM (qZdIZ)

516 noodles

Posted by: ace at July 29, 2020 06:02 PM (PbpT7)

517 "Theory: Jake Tapper, or possibly Brian Stelter, honeydicked David French and "turned" him.

And Jonah Goldberg, too."

Why not both? Probably "ran a train" on him.

Posted by: realchuckrambo at July 29, 2020 06:02 PM (8dxrl)

518 naturalfake: "Akshewalley, Kroger is one of the few grocery store companies that is doing very well."

My mom went shopping there last week. Was asked by the checker, "Would you like to make a donation to Black Lives Matter?" She declined. Had I been there, I'd have more than declined. But I would have been taken aback by the request.

I have a feeling our visits to Kroger may well decline.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 29, 2020 06:03 PM (HhXSr)

519 506 I saw a tall, wllowy blonde in a store, thought she looked really hot.

A few minutes later, I saw her in her car, sans mask. She had a face like Margaret Hamilton. Illusion shattered.

Posted by: Toad-O at July 29, 2020 05:59 PM (cct0t)

...

Were you able to escape the car at that point?

Posted by: TexasDan at July 29, 2020 06:03 PM (yL25O)

520 The action of AntiFa playing internet wrong think police, doxxing, and acting a agents of the state for police to investigate and Judges to sign orders to seize guns without a crime.

AND THEY ARE BRAGGING ABOUT IT. More to come.

Posted by: Alicia Vikander scissoring Lili Simmons at July 29, 2020 06:03 PM (vamgx)

521 I hate my state and have hated it since we moved here from the place I call home, CA. Can't go back, since CA was gutted and destroyed in the time since we left. I moved back for a year to go to school a couple years back and loved it, but it would be impossible to try to move back permanently. CA citizenry have taken over my current state, so I get to watch yet another place get destroyed. Yay.

There's no place to make a new home, now. Can't even go visit potential areas, because everyone has bullshit 2 week quarantines in place to punish traveling.

Posted by: soulpile at July 29, 2020 06:03 PM (rwZk1)

522 But climate change models are 100% science and should be trusted.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 29, 2020 06:01 PM (yL25O)

But we have centuries of precise data about global temperature variations...

/s

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 29, 2020 06:03 PM (eTZoJ)

523 Where are you going? I'm curious, as I'll eventually have to leave my beautiful but blue state.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 29, 2020 06:01 PM (G51Gf)
++++++++++++
I haven't decided yet. I have narrowed it down to Ohio and Tennessee. The former because I like SW Ohio rather a lot, and the latter because it's very pretty and I have family there. But OH is high-tax and the state government there hasn't wrapped itself in glory during all of this. Neither has TNs, but it's less bad. The economy in SW Ohio is a lot more diverse and there is more opportunity there professionally.

I haven't decided.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2020 06:03 PM (hYcqw)

524 Noooooooooooooooooooooood!

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 29, 2020 06:04 PM (ExV1e)

525 Goldberg: "Hey! Hey!!! HEY!!!! You promised to shoot me last!!!!

Posted by: Paco at July 29, 2020 06:04 PM (hOjCo)

526 There is no way in hell I'd let someone else finger all the food I was going to use for the next week or so. I'll never use curbside or personal shopping services. That is creepy. If you honestly can't pick a ripe banana or a head of lettuce you probably should stick with the hot pockets your mom makes.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 29, 2020 06:04 PM (3H9h1)

527 I use Kroger's to deliver groceries to my 80 year old mom. I'm almost an hour away from her so delivery is a godsend.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 29, 2020 06:04 PM (2DOZq)

528 Are we sure the MI ad story isn't just the story of Trump telling Whitmer 'trust me, I'll pull out' and it's just gotten confused in the NYT's always excellent reporting? Because that would make more sense really...

Posted by: Abiss at July 29, 2020 06:05 PM (Y8DtA)

529 Posted by: unpasteable penguin at July 29, 2020 05:53 PM (C+evo)

There's plenty of loose fruit in our stores and they are unlikely to do a better job than *I* would (or at least could if I didn't have the mask keeping me from smelling the fruit). Middlest Kidlet is even better at fruit choosing (she got my mom's knack). We also confine our bakery purchases to day-old and get a lot of bargain meat that *has* to be chosen in person.

It was one thing to make substitutions when everything was a mess at the beginning. At this point I expect to get the items I actually want (important when trying to maintain keto and low cost) not whatever was convenient for the stuff grabber at the moment.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 29, 2020 06:06 PM (uquGJ)

530 I haven't decided.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2020 06:03 PM (hYcqw)

As a 10 yr transplant, I can tell you TN is amazing. I'll never leave. And opportunity everywhere in our area.

Posted by: Abiss at July 29, 2020 06:06 PM (Y8DtA)

531 Their stock rises almost continuously, even during the Covid foofaraw.

Being that almost half the meals consumed in the former United States were outside the home prior to the Wuhan Death Miasma, whoever was able to exploit their suppliers/vendors to ramp up retail production/delivery of food is likely to do well.

Bezos and Walmart ain't done competing, and knowing how stone-age Whole Paycheck's ordering/inventory system was prior to Amazon coming in and applying their logistics genius to it; and also knowing the tech resources and long term plans from Kroger, I wouldn't go long on Kroger over other major grocery chains.

Posted by: 🐧 at July 29, 2020 06:06 PM (C+evo)

532 I seriously doubt that. John James (Republican) is running neck and neck with the Democrat incumbent (Gary Peters).

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at July 29, 2020 06:00 PM (vcOmj)

I hope so much James wins. He's impressive.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. at July 29, 2020 06:09 PM (HabA/)

533 As a 10 yr transplant, I can tell you TN is amazing. I'll never leave. And opportunity everywhere in our area.

I have been looking to relocate to either eastern TN or NE Texas (e.g. Upshur county).

Would like recommendations for where 20ish acres and decent neighbors / community could be found.

But mostly need broadband to continue working.

Posted by: 🐧 at July 29, 2020 06:09 PM (C+evo)

534 East TN, you're looking at Gatlingburg/Pigeon Forge for the broadband requirements. Have had the kids out there for soccer tournaments for a decade. A little cheesy commercial in the town proper, but still lovely. Just outside you'll still get the broadband and the country is beautiful. Especially Gatlingburg. Guessing they're running sat though depending on how far out. Don't know enough to know for sure. Great hunting and fishing if you're into that.

Posted by: Abiss at July 29, 2020 06:15 PM (Y8DtA)

535 Oh, Knoxville is more 'current.' And you'll have no problems with anything there. But growing like crazy, lots of traffic and college town. Which, depending on your POV, is kinda fun. (Don't know how long it would remain fun if I lived there though...)

Posted by: Abiss at July 29, 2020 06:17 PM (Y8DtA)

536 Mask rationalization is a thing.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 29, 2020 06:20 PM (luzVb)

537 Jonah looks like Peter from Family Guy. About as smart too but a lot less likeable

Posted by: OverItAll at July 29, 2020 06:37 PM (SJCbb)

538 I don't think David French was honey-dicked as Ace suggests, as that would imply he needed to be seduced. He almost certainly volunteered, enthusiastically and repeatedly, to be in the middle of a Devil's Threesome between Tapper and Stelter while manually relieving Michael Smerconish.

Posted by: Mr Pibb at July 29, 2020 07:20 PM (BClMW)

539 "French is one of the few nutters who is still defending the Iraq war.
Even a lunatic like John McCain back-paddled on that in his final years.
"
I'll defend the Iraq war.

I also don't care for David French.

Posted by: Art Deco at July 29, 2020 09:21 PM (1BrBu)

540

Holy shit, the windup, the setup, the delivery! Poetry.

Vintage ace.

Posted by: imp at July 29, 2020 11:16 PM (NUqDj)

541 You've gotta cut David some slack, he's probably still angry that the Lord's day also turned into bukake Sunday at the French household

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