Leftwing Media -- Antifa's Psyops Command -- Now Claiming That Any Arrest of Known Antifa Terrorists, Even With a Judicial Warrant for Arrest, Is "Kidnapping"

Question:

Why isn't this dangerous and unfounded conspiracy theory censored by Twitter?

Why is this particular conspiracy theory permitted to be spread?

Is it because it comes from Twitter's leftwing media favorites? Or is it just that Twitter is pro-antifa/pro-terrorist as a company?



Posted by: Ace at 03:46 PM




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1 meep meep motherfuckers

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2020 03:47 PM (W2Pud)

2 Good. No nood warning. Keep the HQ great.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 29, 2020 03:47 PM (gd9RK)

3 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 03:47 PM (UWqZJ)

4 2 Good. No nood warning. Keep the HQ great.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 29, 2020 03:47 PM (gd9RK)

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willow commented.

That's enough of a warning.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 03:47 PM (UWqZJ)

5 Well, this never happens...

Posted by: Charles the Simple at July 29, 2020 03:47 PM (HuH1F)

6 Yep

Posted by: Joey Biden at July 29, 2020 03:47 PM (+0uDE)

7 how about throwing them in the back of a van, gassing the fuck out of them and driving to a pit to bury the bodies.


what?

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2020 03:47 PM (W2Pud)

8 So much for the prenood.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 29, 2020 03:47 PM (dNzKv)

9 Apparently willow showed up if there's a new post.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Reclaiming My Time With Zooey Deschanel at July 29, 2020 03:47 PM (+dsLj)

10 hiya

Posted by: JT at July 29, 2020 03:48 PM (arJlL)

11 Why not.

Posted by: clutch cargo at July 29, 2020 03:48 PM (8B6Ng)

12 Let's see if nurse, who was willowed two threads ago, will nood.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 29, 2020 03:48 PM (ExV1e)

13 Top 10

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 29, 2020 03:48 PM (jxe+l)

14 I really, really doubt that these reactions to standard police practices are winning the left any converts.

Sure, they're getting lots of high fives from people on Twitter, but outside the bubbles people have to be wondering what the fuss is about.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 03:48 PM (UWqZJ)

15 We have supposed people on the right falling for this dipshit "nO bAdGEs" bullshit.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 29, 2020 03:48 PM (ysmsf)

16 They have soft brains.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 29, 2020 03:48 PM (E+OcO)

17 Who's protecting them?

Posted by: CN at July 29, 2020 03:48 PM (ONvIw)

18 Because orangemandbad.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 29, 2020 03:49 PM (JUOKG)

19 Leftwing Media -- Antifa's Psyops Command -- Now Claiming That Any Arrest of Known Antifa Terrorists, Even With a Judicial Warrant for Arrest, Is "Kidnapping"



Fine. Just kill them.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 29, 2020 03:49 PM (dhqL5)

20
This is not a drill. There is no excuse for snatching women off the street and throwing them into unmarked vans.


I profoundly disagree? You are what, size 14?

-- Jamie Gumb

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 29, 2020 03:49 PM (pNxlR)

21 Chris Hayes: "this is...kidnapping"

Words. What do they mean?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 29, 2020 03:49 PM (HhXSr)

22 Shut down the funding, DOJ

Posted by: CN at July 29, 2020 03:50 PM (ONvIw)

23
... on THE brink ...

You illiterate lackwit

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 29, 2020 03:50 PM (pNxlR)

24 Our thoughts and prayers are with their families and hope they are found soon, safe and well.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 29, 2020 03:50 PM (NWiLs)

25 We were betrayed by a self-seeking adventurer who has led us all to the very brink of disaster. I order the immediate recall of the space fleet. This attack must stop. All units are to return to base. To Zeon I promise, this was not an aggression of Ekosian people.

Posted by: John Gill at July 29, 2020 03:50 PM (yQpMk)

26 OK, arrests in unmarked vans are right out. How about helicopter rides?

Posted by: pep at July 29, 2020 03:50 PM (v16oJ)

27 Yeah, laws for conservative Christians, no laws for liberals. That is our new reality. Well, that and Masks4Evah.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 29, 2020 03:50 PM (ZCiJZ)

28
... this is ... LIBRARY!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 29, 2020 03:50 PM (pNxlR)

29 They probably should have gone to her house in the middle of the night and kicked the door in with a sledgehammer.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 29, 2020 03:51 PM (dNzKv)

30 Don't hurt our jackboots!

Er white wing extremists!

Those poor people seeking justice!

Peacefully!

No we meant don't riot!

Posted by: willow at July 29, 2020 03:51 PM (vyY/X)

31 If a Moron noods in the woods and no Morons are around to hear, was there actually a nood?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 29, 2020 03:51 PM (UAMe5)

32 I thought the NDAA got rid of habeus corpus anyway, thank you BRKy

Posted by: kallisto at July 29, 2020 03:51 PM (DJFLF)

33 But then again, who gives a shit about communists?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 29, 2020 03:51 PM (xfb67)

34 You have the sense that the "protesters" weren't planning on Trump declaring antifa a domestic terrorist organization, and then making arrests.
It's got to put a kink in their plans


Posted by: artemis at July 29, 2020 03:51 PM (AwPyG)

35 Someone should ask me what I think of all this!

C'mon Man. I was in the thick of the war against the domesticated terriiers in the 1970's. Terriers are great little dogs. Do you know they were bred to hunt rats? Rats eating pizza in the subways. Man those were the good old days.

Posted by: Joey Biden at July 29, 2020 03:51 PM (+0uDE)

36

There are alternatives to arrests.
Have at it.
I don't care.
GITMO.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 29, 2020 03:51 PM (t4of4)

37 In before willowed

Posted by: willow at July 29, 2020 03:51 PM (vyY/X)

38 Chris Hayes is just upset his buddy Brett Baier kidnapped some love from his squeak hole.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at July 29, 2020 03:51 PM (nW0Yq)

39 Our civil liberties are on brink

Spanglish?

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 29, 2020 03:51 PM (y7DUB)

40 21
Chris Hayes: "this is...kidnapping"



Words. What do they mean?


a word means exactly what i intend it to mean. it is a question of who is the master, that is all.

Posted by: tweedle dee at July 29, 2020 03:51 PM (sGtp+)

41 AOC forgot the best part...

...and throwing their bullet riddled corpses into a mass grave with thousands of others who have disappeared in the last weeks.


That's how the story always ends.
That's why she doesn't say that part.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 29, 2020 03:52 PM (1g7ch)

42 Gary's Legion death squads will be spoken of only in whispers.

Posted by: Gary Busey at July 29, 2020 03:52 PM (MpSu+)

43 25 We were betrayed by a self-seeking adventurer who has led us all to the very brink of disaster. I order the immediate recall of the space fleet. This attack must stop. All units are to return to base. To Zeon I promise, this was not an aggression of Ekosian people.
Posted by: John Gill at July 29, 2020 03:50 PM (yQpMk)

Have you been reciting Patterns of Force for the past three threads?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2020 03:52 PM (A5zUN)

44 Soy ginger with a bowtie.

I ban myself.

Posted by: fktheleft at July 29, 2020 03:52 PM (lvXKd)

45 I remember when words used to have actual meanings.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at July 29, 2020 03:52 PM (xptlg)

46 Yeah, I've noticed that they've just invented a bunch of new rules for the cops:

Undercover cops are not allowed to make arrests,

Undercover cops are especially forbidden from making arrests for outstanding warrants,

Cops can't use unmarked vehicles in the process of making arrests,

and so on.

Police practices that were completely noncontroversial two months ago are now forbidden.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 29, 2020 03:52 PM (I2/tG)

47 Is there any excuse for picking up a presidential candidate and slinging her in to a van in NY?

Posted by: Bruce at July 29, 2020 03:52 PM (vd8XM)

48 516 You may be on to something. Might indeed have been stolen, and the Post Office was trying to cover its tracks.

Except it wasn't a glass vibrator, it was a realistic life-size dildo in the shape of a rhinoceros penis -- 28 inches long.

For research purposes only, mind you.
Posted by: zombie at July 29, 2020 03:45 PM (HEEq1)

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zombie is a treasure and must never leave.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 03:52 PM (UWqZJ)

49 .Ive seen panty raids done with more vigor.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at July 29, 2020 03:52 PM (pB6Gt)

50 Kidnapping, huh. The desire to LARP as a revolutionary is strong in these ones.

Posted by: pep at July 29, 2020 03:52 PM (v16oJ)

51 Seriously why do the cops bother at all at this point.

Posted by: blaster at July 29, 2020 03:52 PM (ZfRYq)

52 46 Yeah, I've noticed that they've just invented a bunch of new rules for the cops:

Undercover cops are not allowed to make arrests,

Undercover cops are especially forbidden from making arrests for outstanding warrants,

Cops can't use unmarked vehicles in the process of making arrests,

and so on.

Police practices that were completely noncontroversial two months ago are now forbidden.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 29, 2020 03:52 PM (I2/tG)

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Police are now no longer allowed to collect evidence.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 03:53 PM (UWqZJ)

53 I prefer to give Morons nooding in the woods their privacy.

Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2020 03:53 PM (XTyi0)

54 Lol! Like AOC has ever been in a drill.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 29, 2020 03:53 PM (xfb67)

55 Used to work in law enforcement. NYPD were some of the best cops I ever met, with a seriously bad ass anti-terrorism force and special units.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Reclaiming My Time With Zooey Deschanel at July 29, 2020 03:53 PM (+dsLj)

56 Kidnapping isn't good enough. We need some Saigon style street justice for these fucks. On the spot execution.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 29, 2020 03:53 PM (o2MD2)

57 Hi Willow!
I tried to warn them but they didn;t listen.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 29, 2020 03:53 PM (x0j+O)

58 Generally, the response for lethal force is...lethal force.

If you're trying to blind, maim, injure and kill LEO's you should be treated with complete disregard.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at July 29, 2020 03:53 PM (nW0Yq)

59 It's gaslighting is what it is.

It's like they have never watched TV or a movie.

Posted by: blaster at July 29, 2020 03:53 PM (ZfRYq)

60 Chicago has that infamous black box where perps go and their lawyers can't even find them.

Posted by: kallisto at July 29, 2020 03:53 PM (DJFLF)

61 Ok, so it's "kidnapping". Have your antifa AG call an antifa grand jury to hand down antifa indictments. I can't wait.

Posted by: csmats at July 29, 2020 03:54 PM (X5VFN)

62 These people seriously only get their "information" from each other.

Like a bunch of hens at a coffee klatch.

Doing an internet search or talking with the NYPD is just going to get you the facts, and we can't have that.

Posted by: clutch cargo at July 29, 2020 03:54 PM (8B6Ng)

63 My uncle got kidnapped once. Bunch of guys showed up, dragged him away (he put up a fight, he did), took him to a strange building, made him strip, took his clothes, gave him new clothes, then let him sit and wait to talk to the head guy or whatever.

Head guy eventually said something like "You can't go around touching children," and told my uncle he'd see him again in about 35 years.

So unfair.

My uncle was nice to me. Gave me candy and everything.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 29, 2020 03:54 PM (hku12)

64 God help me but I am almost looking forward to the end times.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 29, 2020 03:54 PM (6WCwE)

65 In before willowed
Posted by: willow

Okay, that's funny !

Hiya Willow !

Posted by: JT at July 29, 2020 03:54 PM (arJlL)

66

Ohio Gabe's hair is on fire.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 29, 2020 03:54 PM (t4of4)

67 If these people would think for a minute, it's obvious they have warrants for specific persons. Just grabbing a few rando people off the street makes no sense.

Posted by: josephistan at July 29, 2020 03:54 PM (Izzlo)

68 In before willowed
Posted by: willow at July 29, 2020 03:51 PM (vyY/X)


Is that allowed?

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 29, 2020 03:54 PM (ExV1e)

69 And wasn't it a tranny that was "kidnapped"?

Everyone knows that laws don't apply to them.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 29, 2020 03:54 PM (xfb67)

70 Round em up. The more the better.

Posted by: Tentotwo at July 29, 2020 03:54 PM (yhf6w)

71 Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: "It is our responsibility to resist authoritarianism..."

and then institute our own. Go Cuba!

Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at July 29, 2020 03:54 PM (HhXSr)

72 AOC: This is not a drill. There is no excuse for snatching women off the street and throwing them into unmarked vans.

*******

Calm down, sugar tits, after all you guys tossed a "woman" into an unmarked van yourself not too long ago.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Reclaiming My Time With Zooey Deschanel at July 29, 2020 03:55 PM (+dsLj)

73 This was all so predictable, though nevertheless regrettable, that justifiable outrage by ordinary Americans over the unwillingness of countries like Poland and Hungary to accept and resettle millions of Syrian refugees would trigger Trump's authoritarian instinct and use of the federal police power to silence dissent.

Posted by: Twitter's Bill Kristol at July 29, 2020 03:55 PM (eVhWu)

74 No fair no fair ! The constitution says I must be arrested by uniformed officers and my arrest must be announced to everyone in hearing distance and must include what my charges are and where I'm being taken. I also can't be taken unless my attorney is present or gives permission.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 29, 2020 03:55 PM (NWEal)

75 52
Police are now no longer allowed to collect kidnap evidence.

fixt for great justice

Posted by: Anachronda at July 29, 2020 03:55 PM (sGtp+)

76

- a trans femme protestor was pulled into an unmarked van at the Abolition Park protest - this was at 2nd Ave an

a trans femme protestor
build back better

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 29, 2020 03:55 PM (t4of4)

77 Chicago has that infamous black box where perps go and their lawyers can't even find them.


HEY!

Posted by: Lori Lightfoot at July 29, 2020 03:55 PM (yQpMk)

78 They have soft brains.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 29, 2020 03:48 PM (E+OcO)


Threadwinner.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 29, 2020 03:55 PM (t+qrx)

79 Funny when anarchists find out there are consequences for their actions, they scream the loudest about constitutional rights.

Posted by: Archer at July 29, 2020 03:55 PM (gmo/4)

80 Just grabbing a few rando people off the street makes no sense.
Posted by: josephistan

Especially the way the randos smell

Posted by: Bruce at July 29, 2020 03:55 PM (vd8XM)

81 67 If these people would think for a minute, it's obvious they have warrants for specific persons. Just grabbing a few rando people off the street makes no sense.
Posted by: josephistan at July 29, 2020 03:54 PM (Izzlo)

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NYPD released footage of the woman painting over security cameras owned by the city.

I'm sure she politely complied when they confronted her with the warrant and they just started grabbing her out of meanness.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 03:55 PM (UWqZJ)

82

Once again, the Left is projecting EXACTLY what they will do next or have wet dreams about doing when they achieve absolute power.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2020 03:55 PM (s2VJv)

83 Hiya Kallisto !

Posted by: JT at July 29, 2020 03:55 PM (arJlL)

84 I don't know how anyone could read through the mind-numbing responses on Twitter and not come to the most grim conclusion imaginable about pathways out of this.

Posted by: grognard at July 29, 2020 03:56 PM (sb+Cg)

85
The Sad Mothers will now march en masse to protest the disappearance of their precious snowflakes

Posted by: stumck at July 29, 2020 03:56 PM (w9Wax)

86 Sharon-

How's the new digs ?

Posted by: JT at July 29, 2020 03:56 PM (arJlL)

87 Hi Willow!
I tried to warn them but they didn;t listen.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)


I miss willow. I hope she's ok.
Hopefully Buzzion is showing her the ropes.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 29, 2020 03:56 PM (dhqL5)

88 Oy yeah! Oy yeah! Warrants are about to be served!

Posted by: The Police Cryer at July 29, 2020 03:56 PM (yQpMk)

89 56 Kidnapping isn't good enough. We need some Saigon style street justice for these fucks. On the spot execution.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 29, 2020 03:53 PM (o2MD2)


For those occasions when helicopter rides to the Atlantic ocean would take too damned long.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik: we can haz purge now? at July 29, 2020 03:56 PM (DTX3h)

90

Gabriel Mann
@OhioGabe
Proud Buckeye, huge IndyCar fan, T1D dad, and Communications Manager for NARAL
@ProChoiceOH
. He/His.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at July 29, 2020 03:56 PM (lg/F7)

91 Funny thing is, all of these people who have supposedly been disappeared by Trump's Secret Police have given TV interviews.


Odd.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 29, 2020 03:56 PM (JUOKG)

92 85
The Sad Mothers will now march en masse to protest the disappearance of their precious snowflakes
Posted by: stumck at July 29, 2020 03:56 PM (w9Wax)

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"Spring is racist!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 03:56 PM (UWqZJ)

93 TADA.

Laughing in Texas .

what isn't forbidden

Posted by: willow at July 29, 2020 03:56 PM (vyY/X)

94 79 Funny when anarchists find out there are consequences for their actions, they scream the loudest about constitutional rights.
Posted by: Archer at July 29, 2020 03:55 PM (gmo/4)


The Constitution as both convenient cudgel and shield. When it's not used as toilet paper.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2020 03:56 PM (s2VJv)

95 On the record statements? What, what dark magic is this!

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 29, 2020 03:56 PM (GbPPJ)

96 For those occasions when helicopter rides to the Atlantic ocean would take too damned long.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik: we can haz purge now? at July 29, 2020 03:56 PM (DTX3h)
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Especially from Portland.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 29, 2020 03:57 PM (UAMe5)

97 But they're experts, ace, they watched Law and Order once.

Is it any surprise these fucking babies are always babbling about "muh shows"? They can't tell the difference between reality and fiction anymore. Some dumb bint posted beta dev art from a video game that never got developed as "OMG Trump's GESTAPO!!!"

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 29, 2020 03:57 PM (icI8A)

98 68
In before willowed

Posted by: willow at July 29, 2020 03:51 PM (vyY/X)



Is that allowed?



AIEEEEEE!

Posted by: The Space-Time Continuum at July 29, 2020 03:57 PM (v16oJ)

99 I was hoping for deaf squads

Posted by: steevy at July 29, 2020 03:57 PM (KNsKs)

100 The Left has never met a lie it would not tell.

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2020 03:57 PM (bFcrv)

101 This is like that pitch meeting guy's "the first guy to kidnap someone" video. They present that level of understanding. Like sub-sub-caveman-lawyer level understanding.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 29, 2020 03:57 PM (l6b3d)

102 If these people would think for a minute

*****

I think I can see what the problem is here...

Posted by: Two Weeks From Reclaiming My Time With Zooey Deschanel at July 29, 2020 03:57 PM (+dsLj)

103 91 Funny thing is, all of these people who have supposedly been disappeared by Trump's Secret Police have given TV interviews.


Odd.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 29, 2020 03:56 PM (JUOKG)

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"This is just like that thing in V for Vendetta when the police captured people and then killed them!"
-Girl who was "kidnapped"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 03:57 PM (UWqZJ)

104 *** Somebody is "socking" Fenelon in the last post.

Can't tell if it's a troll or not.


But it sure as hell ain't Fenelon!

Posted by: browndog at July 29, 2020 03:57 PM (BgMrQ)

105 JT afternoon.

Sharon warned them?

Back is my bra strap showing?

Posted by: willow at July 29, 2020 03:57 PM (vyY/X)

106 What is a "trans femme."? A man supposedly transitioning to a woman or one that looks particularly girly and feminine? I can't keep up with all these terms.

Posted by: Rev. FenelonSpoke, not a lesbian. at July 29, 2020 03:57 PM (oDRcK)

107 I love watching stuff like this. The 2 whale-ettes that initiated the beat down of the gay WI state senator got arrested. The guy who pointed a gun at a motorcyclist in MI was arrested. Now, lets see the charges and the prosecutions.

Posted by: Muad'dib - Who Has a Bear Tag This Year at July 29, 2020 03:58 PM (sjdRT)

108 But taking over streets and highways and forcing people to wait in their cars while bejng terrorized and threatened is not kidnapping or holding them against their will because of social justice or something.

Posted by: Floridachick at July 29, 2020 03:58 PM (sqIPR)

109 zombie is a treasure and must never leave.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 03:52 PM (UWqZJ)


Well zombie is not sticking around here with that rhinoceros whatever that thing is. Looks like fuckin' Orthanc.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 29, 2020 03:58 PM (t+qrx)

110 Personally, I'm fine with Trump disappearing commies.

Not disappearing enough, tbh.

Posted by: Venus at July 29, 2020 03:58 PM (iYXhj)

111 I was hoping for deaf squads
Posted by: steevy

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What?

Posted by: Tonypete at July 29, 2020 03:58 PM (6WCwE)

112 >>> Except it wasn't a glass vibrator, it was a realistic life-size dildo in the shape of a rhinoceros penis -- 28 inches long.



For research purposes only, mind you.

Posted by: zombie at July 29, 2020 03:45 PM (HEEq1)



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zombie is a treasure and must never leave.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 03:52


So you're saying I have a chance.

Posted by: zombie Rhino McCain at July 29, 2020 03:58 PM (l6b3d)

113
Eh. The ACLU is angry because they posit that black marias are roving the streets, snatching Communists up without warrants, and hauling them away, presumably to be tortured and then shot in a dark, dirty precinct sub-basement.

And I'm upset because I know that isn't really happening.

The cops can't win for losing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 29, 2020 03:58 PM (Tm4zg)

114 Our civil liberties are on brink.

Where'd this fucking retard learn English?

Posted by: spindrift at July 29, 2020 03:58 PM (h5TKJ)

115 "Yeah, I've noticed that they've just invented a bunch of new rules for the cops:

Undercover cops are not allowed to make arrests,

Undercover cops are especially forbidden from making arrests for outstanding warrants,

Cops can't use unmarked vehicles in the process of making arrests,

and so on.

Police practices that were completely noncontroversial two months ago are now forbidden."

It's because your average person is so dumb they have no idea how police work actually gets accomplished. I've had one wine mom ask me about pepper spraying as if it's a war crime. It's pepper spray, not boiling oil. These cretins get all their knowledge about law enforcement from "Brooklyn 99".

Posted by: UGAdawg at July 29, 2020 03:58 PM (tRd71)

116 I love this response

Chad O'Brien @ChadOBrien4
·
Once they start breaking into peoples homes and putting black bags over their heads and carting them off that way into the night, then it's all over. Is that outside the realm of possibility at this point?


If I had twitter account, I would say

Hey, remember Roger Stone?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 29, 2020 03:58 PM (t4of4)

117 The Sad Mothers will now march en masse to protest the disappearance of their precious snowflakes

Posted by: stumck


Best call in the professionals: the cowboys from Rawhide.

Posted by: pep at July 29, 2020 03:59 PM (v16oJ)

118 rick misses me!

Well wow. So people do care

Posted by: willow at July 29, 2020 03:59 PM (vyY/X)

119 We can no longer exist as a nation with these leftists. I no longer wish to consider them my countrymen, they can go form their own fucked up utopia of ruin and hell but they aren't doing it here.

Posted by: Drew in MO at July 29, 2020 03:59 PM (cGlgB)

120 >>> @Tom_Winter
On the record statements from police and having actually gone out and seen NYPD undercover warrant squads make arrests before.

How dare someone back up their tweet with an actual act of journalism!

Checking in to say hi and let you know I'm not dead or Arkancided. Hope you are doing well during the literal burning times.

Posted by: LizLem at July 29, 2020 03:59 PM (UvJJq)

121 I thought it was all right wing anarchists out there?

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2020 03:59 PM (bFcrv)

122 What is a "trans femme."? A man supposedly transitioning to a woman or one that looks particularly girly and feminine? I can't keep up with all these terms.
Posted by: Rev. FenelonSpoke, not a lesbian. at July 29, 2020 03:57 PM (oDRcK)
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You can just fill in whatever buzzwords they're using with "mentally ill/confused person" and it will mean the same.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 29, 2020 04:00 PM (UAMe5)

123 107 I love watching stuff like this. The 2 whale-ettes that initiated the beat down of the gay WI state senator got arrested. The guy who pointed a gun at a motorcyclist in MI was arrested. Now, lets see the charges and the prosecutions.
Posted by: Muad'dib - Who Has a Bear Tag This Year at July 29, 2020 03:58 PM (sjdRT)


Supposedly the asshole who threw a firebomb at a Portland police station was identified by his grandmother leaving a positive review of the vest she bought for him to wear at the riots.

if this is the best they got, the only reason America ceases to exist is because we let them.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2020 04:00 PM (s2VJv)

124 I was promised Trump deff skwads and I did not get them. Very disappointed.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 29, 2020 04:00 PM (icI8A)

125 I see Ginger Gabe nicknamed himself Ohio Gabe. that's why you don't get to make up your own nickname.

Posted by: x at July 29, 2020 04:00 PM (nFwvY)

126 Their terrorism is speech. Our speech is terrorism.

Posted by: ShainS at July 29, 2020 04:00 PM (slZUE)

127

These are the two chicks who beat up the effeminate gay Democrat in Wisc.

One looks really cute, but has been led down a bad path, and just needs a man to help her out of her situation before she hits 35 and is irreparably screwed. She might be a shrieking screeching wackjob though.

The other one...she, I think, looks like a cross between Ken Patera, Olympic strongman, and Baron Vladimir Harkkonnen.

https://tinyurl.com/y677b728

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at July 29, 2020 04:00 PM (lg/F7)

128 116 I love this response

Chad O'Brien @ChadOBrien4

Once they start breaking into peoples homes and putting black bags over their heads and carting them off that way into the night, then it's all over. Is that outside the realm of possibility at this point?

If I had twitter account, I would say

Hey, remember Roger Stone?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 29, 2020 03:58 PM (t4of4)


I do.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2020 04:00 PM (s2VJv)

129 If AOC and Chris Hayes were snatched off the street and thrown in the back of an unmarked van never to be seen again I would LOL.

Posted by: Justasheep at July 29, 2020 04:00 PM (L9Eia)

130 These cretins get all their knowledge about law enforcement from "Brooklyn 99".
Posted by: UGAdawg



Reno 911!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 29, 2020 04:01 PM (dhqL5)

131 This is where we get to the "Ignore the man behind the curtain" stage of things with the press and their Democrat lackeys.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at July 29, 2020 04:01 PM (joYrR)

132 There is no excuse for snatching women off the street and throwing them into unmarked vans.

*snort*

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 29, 2020 04:01 PM (luzVb)

133 These cretins get all their knowledge about law enforcement from "Brooklyn 99".
Posted by: UGAdawg at July 29, 2020 03:58 PM (tRd71)

I wish.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 29, 2020 04:01 PM (NWEal)

134 If I had twitter account, I would say

Hey, remember Roger Stone?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 29, 2020 03:58 PM (t4of4)

Someone should right away

Posted by: willow at July 29, 2020 04:01 PM (vyY/X)

135 Wild card bitches! Yee haaah!

Posted by: Regular Dennis reynolds at July 29, 2020 04:01 PM (L9P9s)

136 This isn't even the Feds now, it's NYPD.

So Trump controls city police as well?

My God this man is literally and figuratively Hitlerz.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Reclaiming My Time With Zooey Deschanel at July 29, 2020 04:01 PM (+dsLj)

137 Anyone else just see Tim Cook from Apple refusing to promise he wouldn't use slave labor to manufacture his products?

Posted by: Oh no! Not the bees! at July 29, 2020 04:01 PM (N5dam)

138 Our civil liberties are on brink.

Where'd this fucking retard learn English?
Posted by: spindrift at July 29, 2020 03:58 PM (h5TKJ)
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From Russian minder, comrade!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 29, 2020 04:01 PM (UAMe5)

139 45This is not a drill. There is no excuse for snatching women off the street and throwing them into unmarked vans.

So, Hildabeast was kidnapped?

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 29, 2020 04:01 PM (q1Pj5)

140 I have doubt that the US government would - indeed, does - black-bag and disappear her political enemies in this country.

But this ain't that. They're arrested, processed, printed, get mug shots, the information gets published in accordance with transparency requirements, and then they are put in jail until they make bail.

Pull the other one.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2020 04:01 PM (hYcqw)

141 I was hoping for deaf squads


They never heed your pleas.

Posted by: The Police Cryer at July 29, 2020 04:01 PM (yQpMk)

142 Our civil liberties are on brink.



Where'd this fucking retard learn English?

Posted by: spindrift at July 29, 2020 03:58 PM (h5TKJ)

It was we!NYC Big Apple Teachhers union local #1138

Posted by: Archer at July 29, 2020 04:01 PM (gmo/4)

143 Say it J.J. !

Posted by: willow at July 29, 2020 04:01 PM (vyY/X)

144 If these people would think for a minute

If they could do that they'd probably be banned from Twitter.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 29, 2020 04:01 PM (ExV1e)

145 I don't know how anyone could read through the mind-numbing responses on Twitter and not come to the most grim conclusion imaginable about pathways out of this.
Posted by: grognard at July 29, 2020 03:56 PM (sb+Cg)


I think I spotted your problem. You're reading twatter.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 29, 2020 04:01 PM (hku12)

146 Chicago has that infamous black box where perps go and their lawyers can't even find them.

Homan Square. It's also got the Lost Property office.

Last week a rioter was carrying a sign demanding it be closed.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 29, 2020 04:02 PM (naEeR)

147

Awaiting the

Trans Femme xParent Wall

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 29, 2020 04:02 PM (t4of4)

148 136 This isn't even the Feds now, it's NYPD.

So Trump controls city police as well?

My God this man is literally and figuratively Hitlerz.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Reclaiming My Time With Zooey Deschanel at July 29, 2020 04:01 PM (+dsLj)

==========

Yeah, they should take this up with de Blasio.

Maybe he can convince the police to stop all arrests.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 04:02 PM (UWqZJ)

149 Our civil liberties are on brink.

You're not wrong, Sugartits, but just not in the way that you think.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 29, 2020 04:02 PM (FtO5h)

150 - a trans femme protestor was pulled into an unmarked van at the Abolition Park protest - this was at 2nd Ave an


They're protesting abolition, so they're pro-slavery, right?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 29, 2020 04:02 PM (naEeR)

151 rick misses me!

Well wow. So people do care
Posted by: willow


Of course we care, silly.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 29, 2020 04:02 PM (dhqL5)

152 twittering elian gonzalez photo would be a good reminder too.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 29, 2020 04:02 PM (r+sAi)

153 The other one...she, I think, looks like a cross between Ken Patera, Olympic strongman, and Baron Vladimir Harkkonnen.

******

I think you're being very charitable here.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Reclaiming My Time With Zooey Deschanel at July 29, 2020 04:02 PM (+dsLj)

154 Speaking of Reno 911, I heard that they did another season.

Anyone know where I can watch this?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 29, 2020 04:03 PM (xfb67)

155 Maybe the also need a picture of Elian!

How about pictures of Waco?

Or the woman baby shot at..? Andy wheelers

Posted by: willow at July 29, 2020 04:03 PM (vyY/X)

156 Chris Hayes...that boy ain't right.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 29, 2020 04:03 PM (FtO5h)

157 Once they start breaking into peoples homes and putting black bags over their heads and carting them off that way into the night, then it's all over. Is that outside the realm of possibility at this point?

If I had twitter account, I would say

Hey, remember Roger Stone?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 29, 2020 03:58 PM (t4of4)

*************************

Nakoula Basseley Nakoula -- the YouTube filmmaker Obama admin alleged was responsible for the "spontaneous" Benghazi "protest" that turned violent.

No one on the left seemed to a f**k when Obama had him arrested in the middle of the night.

Posted by: Venus at July 29, 2020 04:03 PM (iYXhj)

158 Sarah Hoyt warns they will deploy a pregnant woman martyr as many other fake commie ops have done in other countries. It's a script.

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2020 04:03 PM (bFcrv)

159 Can't tell if it's a troll or not.

But it sure as hell ain't Fenelon!
Posted by: browndog at July 29, 2020 03:57 PM (BgMrQ)

If you're referring to" Rev.FenelonSpoke, not a lesbian" that is me. That's my answer to the moniker Rev. E Buzz Miller, lesbian which sort of implies all women pastors are lesbians and of course that poster is neither a woman nor lesbian, I expect.. They're not. In fact, I know many more heterosexual clergywomen than gay ones. As for the "Build back better" I do think it's a stupid phrase by the Biden campaign.

Posted by: Rev. FenelonSpoke, not a lesbian. at July 29, 2020 04:03 PM (oDRcK)

160 So Amy Klobuchar is claiming that because Trump and Barr once voted by mail, that that is proof positive that mail in ballots are fraud free.

A couple of my follows on IG are crowing about the hypocrisy of Barr claiming that mail in ballots are prone to fraud, after having used that option himself.

Oye...








Posted by: browndog at July 29, 2020 04:03 PM (BgMrQ)

161 My trust in Chris Hayes has been tarnished, golly gee.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 29, 2020 04:03 PM (LxTcq)

162 At what point does the charge "material support of terrorist organizations" start getting brought to bear?

It feels like fucking politics is being allowed to get in the way or civilizational survival here.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: There is always More Stupid at July 29, 2020 04:03 PM (OUMaO)

163 I was hoping for deaf squads. They never heed your pleas.

**************

Liberty dies in silence.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Reclaiming My Time With Zooey Deschanel at July 29, 2020 04:04 PM (+dsLj)

164 154 Speaking of Reno 911, I heard that they did another season.

Anyone know where I can watch this?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 29, 2020 04:03 PM (xfb67)

========

Quibi

"What the fuck is Quibi?" you ask?

Yeah, no one knows.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 04:04 PM (UWqZJ)

165 160 So Amy Klobuchar is claiming that because Trump and Barr once voted by mail, that that is proof positive that mail in ballots are fraud free.

A couple of my follows on IG are crowing about the hypocrisy of Barr claiming that mail in ballots are prone to fraud, after having used that option himself.

Oye...








Posted by: browndog at July 29, 2020 04:03 PM (BgMrQ)

=========

Mail in ballots and absentee ballots are not the same thing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 04:04 PM (UWqZJ)

166 There is no excuse for snatching women off the street and throwing them into unmarked vans.

*snort*
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 29, 2020 04:01 PM (luzVb)


Sure there is, toots. They never seem to want to come with me, willingly.

You don't have to like it, but that's an excuse.

Also, cupcake, look at your name badge. You work for the government. Those are YOUR vans.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 29, 2020 04:04 PM (hku12)

167 I don't see a red-line that is defined enough that anyone will cross.

They've killed cops. Nothing.

They've destroyed neighborhoods. Nothing.

They've threatened and harmed innocents. Nothing.

The first people to do what needs to be done will be pariahs, and everyone knows it. So nothing will be done. Having the fortitude to know that yet do it anyway is something I don't think exists among the normal population. I certainly don't have it. Those that have it are too valuable to lose on an opening salvo.

So, here we are. Getting poked in the chest saying "throw the first punch," while knowing that they could shoot us and it still wouldn't count as the first punch.

Posted by: grognard at July 29, 2020 04:04 PM (sb+Cg)

168 A guy in Michigan I think it is got his gun taken away by the police because some anonymous guy claimed he was spouting off on facebook stuff they didn't like and so the cops did a red flag on him because OF HIS POLITICAL views and took his guns.

No proof of anything. No threats. No making weird comments. No. Someone said he was acting weird and the cops agreed after looking at his facebook comments but all that was there was proof he was a conservative/Trump supporter and the cop actually said he did it because of the guys political viewpoint.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 29, 2020 04:05 PM (exghZ)

169 143 Say it J.J. !
Posted by: willow at July 29, 2020 04:01 PM (vyY/X)


I left in Chris Hayes' feed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2020 04:05 PM (s2VJv)

170 I agree, disappearing people in unmarked vans needs to stop immediately.

It's such a waste - do it with unmarked helicopters instead.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 29, 2020 04:05 PM (icI8A)

171 1590"They're not" meaning not all women pastors are lesbians. The majority are not-at least in my denomimnation in my part of the country.

Posted by: Rev. FenelonSpoke, not a lesbian. at July 29, 2020 04:05 PM (oDRcK)

172 Quibi "What the fuck is Quibi?" you ask?

****

A Thai Dish?

Posted by: Two Weeks From Reclaiming My Time With Zooey Deschanel at July 29, 2020 04:05 PM (+dsLj)

173 Wall of Moms

Because we were bullshitting you about the whole Bridges Not Walls thing. Walls are fucking AWESOME

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2020 04:05 PM (bFcrv)

174 Dumb Squads! Dual purpose.

Posted by: klaftern at July 29, 2020 04:05 PM (RuIsu)

175
Do Mute Squads think "Stop! Or I'll think STOP again!"

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 29, 2020 04:06 PM (FtO5h)

176 Ace, you were wrong - Chris is way too dumb to sell hot dogs.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 29, 2020 04:06 PM (icI8A)

177 Jj send the list to them. Weavers. Elian Gonzales. Waco. Roger stone Nakoula. ..think of more and who did it
Srsly do it

Posted by: willow at July 29, 2020 04:06 PM (vyY/X)

178 Say it J.J. !
Posted by: willow

it J.J. !

Posted by: JT at July 29, 2020 04:06 PM (arJlL)

179 Speaking of Reno 911, I heard that they did another season.

Anyone know where I can watch this?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe


IMDb says Comedy Central Now with Prime Video Channels.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 29, 2020 04:06 PM (dhqL5)

180
A guy in Michigan I think it is got his gun taken away by the police
because some anonymous guy claimed he was spouting off on facebook stuff
they didn't like and so the cops did a red flag on him because OF HIS
POLITICAL views and took his guns.

No proof of anything. No
threats. No making weird comments. No. Someone said he was acting weird
and the cops agreed after looking at his facebook comments but all that
was there was proof he was a conservative/Trump supporter and the cop
actually said he did it because of the guys political viewpoint.





Posted by: jakee308 at July 29, 2020 04:05 PM

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If true, that guy is looking at a guaranteed payday. Huge civil rights violation lawsuit. Maybe he can hook up with that lawyer getting all of those $$$ for Nick Sandman.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 29, 2020 04:06 PM (JUOKG)

181 Wasn't Quibi a video game similar to Dig Dug?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 29, 2020 04:07 PM (xfb67)

182 So Amy Klobuchar is claiming that because Trump and Barr once voted by mail, that that is proof positive that mail in ballots are fraud free.
-----------
A couple of my follows on IG are crowing about the hypocrisy of Barr claiming that mail in ballots are prone to fraud, after having used that option himself.

Oye...

Posted by: browndog at July 29, 2020 04:03 PM (BgMrQ)


I mailed a letter once. So nice to know that means there's no such thing as mail fraud.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 29, 2020 04:07 PM (hku12)

183 J.j. nice now little Elian .

Posted by: willow at July 29, 2020 04:07 PM (vyY/X)

184 After Carpenter's comments about Trump and his attackers hd deserved to be beaten into a coma.

And he has absolutely no self awareness because his comments about the attackers proved exactly what Trump had assumed .

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 29, 2020 04:07 PM (NWEal)

185 Smacks jt

Posted by: willow at July 29, 2020 04:07 PM (vyY/X)

186 I must: https://tinyurl.com/yyr9t437

Posted by: Flyover at July 29, 2020 04:07 PM (Rbu5d)

187 182 I mailed a letter once. So nice to know that means there's no such thing as mail fraud.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 29, 2020 04:07 PM (hku12)

===========

I put money into a bank once. It's nice to know that there's no such thing as bank robbery.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 04:07 PM (UWqZJ)

188 They showed a couple of new Reno 911!! one night on Comedy Central, but they were supposed to be on that Quibi or whatever.

Posted by: Ktgreat at July 29, 2020 04:08 PM (AD3JT)

189 I like AOC saying "It is our duty to resist authoritarianism".

So is it OK now to take off the mask and return to the gym, church and school?

Posted by: 🐧 at July 29, 2020 04:08 PM (C+evo)

190 So Trump controls city police as well?



My God this man is literally and figuratively Hitlerz.


IMHO, the left sees Trump as Evil God, Hitler and Angry Daddy.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 29, 2020 04:08 PM (ZCiJZ)

191 They're just worried those arrested by the police are going to start talking which, I imagine, a number of them will. Too bad, so sad.

Posted by: Tuna at July 29, 2020 04:08 PM (gLRfa)

192 Snatch and Grab!!!

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2020 04:08 PM (bFcrv)

193 For those occasions when helicopter rides to the Atlantic ocean would take too damned long.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik: we can haz purge now? at July 29, 2020 03:56 PM (DTX3h)
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Especially from Portland.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop

However, there is an active volcano just north of the city.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at July 29, 2020 04:08 PM (IYZ+m)

194 173 Wall of Moms

Because we were bullshitting you about the whole Bridges Not Walls thing. Walls are fucking AWESOME
Posted by: ... at July 29, 2020 04:05 PM (bFcrv)

Apparently they now have Wall of Moms, Wall of Dads, and Wall of Vets. This last one depresses the shit out of me.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 29, 2020 04:08 PM (Ez6QX)

195 It's AOC's duty to show us those boobies.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 29, 2020 04:08 PM (xfb67)

196 I assume Barr and Trump did mail in because they were not in the State at the time voting taking place.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 29, 2020 04:09 PM (NWEal)

197 So AOC are you going to stop with the climate b.s.?

Posted by: willow at July 29, 2020 04:09 PM (vyY/X)

198 "Having the fortitude to know that yet do it anyway is something I don't think exists among the normal population."

The gym owner in New Jersey has it.

It would be nice if Trump had some people around him like that guy (other than Don Jr.) who could do some of the message-fighting for him. It sure as hell isn't Pence.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 29, 2020 04:09 PM (H8QX8)

199

The other one...she, I think, looks like a cross between Ken Patera, Olympic strongman, and Baron Vladimir Harkkonnen.

******

I think you're being very charitable here.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Reclaiming My Time With Zooey Deschanel at July 29, 2020 04:02 PM (+dsLj)

Ok, I'll add in Dave Butz, D lineman from the Washington Football Team, Lyle Alzado, Dick Butkus, George The Animal Steele and Rip Taylor.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at July 29, 2020 04:09 PM (lg/F7)

200 I don't see a red-line that is defined enough that anyone will cross.

They've killed cops. Nothing.

They've destroyed neighborhoods. Nothing.

They've threatened and harmed innocents. Nothing.

The first people to do what needs to be done will be pariahs, and everyone knows it. So nothing will be done. Having the fortitude to know that yet do it anyway is something I don't think exists among the normal population. I certainly don't have it. Those that have it are too valuable to lose on an opening salvo.

So, here we are. Getting poked in the chest saying "throw the first punch," while knowing that they could shoot us and it still wouldn't count as the first punch.
Posted by: grognard



Well, one guy in Austin shot an Antifa's face off and the cops let him go.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 29, 2020 04:09 PM (dhqL5)

201 Just got off a Zoom meeting for financial managers (utterly pointless for me, as I'm too far down the ladder). One report listed in detail the cleaning procedures and precautions they are taking for our physical plant, wiping rails and door handles, hand sanitizers, fanny packs for faculty with masks and wipes, closing certain buildings at night for five hours of cleaning, et cetera ad nauseam.

I wanted to pop up and ask, "Well! I guess we've conquered Death. No one will die on our campus ever again!"

(I didn't.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 29, 2020 04:09 PM (rpbg1)

202 Always had the hots for the blonde on Reno 911. What was her name on the show, Clementine, I think? She looked like she was into some wild crazy stuff.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 29, 2020 04:09 PM (FtO5h)

203 and the perversion of the language continues

old and busted: arrest
new hotness: kidnapping

Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 29, 2020 04:09 PM (iTXRQ)

204 Smacks jt
Posted by: willow

OW !

Posted by: JT at July 29, 2020 04:09 PM (arJlL)

205 For those occasions when helicopter rides to the Atlantic ocean would take too damned long.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik: we can haz purge now? at July 29, 2020 03:56 PM (DTX3h)
-------
Especially from Portland.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop

However, there is an active volcano just north of the city.
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at July 29, 2020 04:08 PM (IYZ+m)
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Eh, it's only steaming a little bit right now. PNW volcanoes don't get the vast caldera of bubbling lava, anyhow.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 29, 2020 04:10 PM (UAMe5)

206 I used a glory hole once and didn't get an STD. Diseases are a buncha malarkey invented by conservatives to keep you from, you know, the thing.

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 29, 2020 04:10 PM (H5knJ)

207
139 45This is not a drill. There is no excuse for snatching women off the street and throwing them into unmarked vans.

So, Hildabeast was kidnapped?
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 29, 2020 04:01 PM (q1Pj5)

Someone should tweet the Scooby Van video back at these idiots on twitter.

The poor woman was just minding her own business, leaning on a bollard.

Posted by: rd at July 29, 2020 04:10 PM (+0uDE)

208

Amy Klobuchar

What the hell kinda name is that.



Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at July 29, 2020 04:10 PM (lg/F7)

209 Looks fakey and shit to me.

Posted by: dananjcon at July 29, 2020 04:10 PM (u6xw0)

210 Well deserved admit it.

Posted by: willow at July 29, 2020 04:10 PM (vyY/X)

211 Apparently they now have Wall of Moms, Wall of Dads, and Wall of Vets. This last one depresses the shit out of me.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 29, 2020 04:08 PM (Ez6QX)

Chatter from those on the ground is that most of the moms aren't moms and most of the vets aren't vets.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 29, 2020 04:11 PM (FtO5h)

212 Always had the hots for the blonde on Reno 911. What was her name on the show, Clementine, I think? She looked like she was into some wild crazy stuff.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 29, 2020 04:09 PM (FtO5h)

She's the mom on the Goldberg's.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 29, 2020 04:11 PM (NWEal)

213 Posted by: Rev. FenelonSpoke, not a lesbian. at July 29, 2020 04:03 PM (oDRcK)

Thank you...

In that case...never mind...

Posted by: Emily Litella at July 29, 2020 04:11 PM (BgMrQ)

214 Andy Ngô

@MrAndyNgo



An editor for a Portland newspaper received intel from my antifa stalkers I was undercover. She then announced where I could be found to tens of thousands. Antifa immediately blinded me w/lasers & began following me. Alex Zielinski tried to get me killed.

Posted by: Ha at July 29, 2020 04:11 PM (EiNjl)

215 A little light comedy is in order. I think this one popped up while following a UToob link in the previous thread. I larfed:

https://tinyurl.com/BudLightAd1

and go to 7:42

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at July 29, 2020 04:11 PM (ZSK0i)

216 Snatch and Grab!!!
Posted by: ... at
--

Remind me what we are talking about again please.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 29, 2020 04:11 PM (6WCwE)

217 I wasn't around for the post about the announcement by the Governor of Oregon claiming that all Federal agents will be replaced by state police (DHS disagrees with that), but despite the fact that Leftists in Portland are doing the happy dance, I think that this is a brilliant move by Trump.

The riots hadve turned into utterly predictable Kabuki - a street party until 11 PM or so, attacks starting on the courthouse, declaration of a riot about midnight, increasing attacks and police countering the attacks from behind the fence, followed by a police sweep of the remaining rioters at 2 AM or so. Very predictable.

Assuming that Kate Brown has actually accepted the responsibility to protect the courthouse using state police, one of three things will happen:

1) The attacks on the courthouse die down. That just means there will be more attacks elsewhere on Portland police facilities - these people hate the cops, and aren't going to stop attacking - they will shift to a different facility to attack. This will show that it's not the presence of the Feds causing the violence.

2) The attacks on the courthouse stay the same. To protect the courthouse, state police will have to use largely the same tactics the Feds have been using. It will be state police getting injured rather than the Feds, which is going to put pressure on Brown.

3) The state police fail to protect the courthouse, which either will require the Feds to intervene, making the point that their presence is necessary, or the Feds son't intervene, and Oregon state government is responsible for the damage done to the courthouse.

Sounds like Trump wins, no matter what happens.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 29, 2020 04:12 PM (I2/tG)

218 and the perversion of the language continues

old and busted: arrest
new hotness: kidnapping
Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 29, 2020 04:09 PM (iTXRQ)

These are the assholes who got upset because we didn't read terrorists in Afghanistan their Miranda Rights.

And I don't mean some no-name far lefties. I mean the president.

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2020 04:12 PM (bFcrv)

219 >>> So is it OK now to take off the mask and return to the gym, church and school?

In my area, the teacher's unions are getting ready to sue the man, ie their school districts, for forcing them to go back to school and teach if it's not safe. But no one can define what the actual definition of "safe" is.

Posted by: LizLem at July 29, 2020 04:12 PM (UvJJq)

220 Yeah, but it was a mostly peaceful kidnapping.

Posted by: Gobbagoo at July 29, 2020 04:12 PM (GMuhn)

221 I like AOC saying "It is our duty to resist authoritarianism".



So is it OK now to take off the mask and return to the gym, church and school?





Posted by:
at July 29, 2020 04:08 PM (C+evo)

Yeah, she doesn't think past the current moment in time. Its like shes really dumb, huh?

Posted by: Archer at July 29, 2020 04:12 PM (gmo/4)

222 For those occasions when helicopter rides to the Atlantic ocean would take too damned long.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik: we can haz purge now? at July 29, 2020 03:56 PM (DTX3h)
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Especially from Portland.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop

However, there is an active volcano just north of the city.
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at July 29, 2020 04:08 PM (IYZ+m)
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Eh, it's only steaming a little bit right now. PNW volcanoes don't get the vast caldera of bubbling lava, anyhow.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 29, 2020 04:10 PM (UAMe5)

Some of the protestors would give the volcano indigestion.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 29, 2020 04:12 PM (jwprJ)

223 how about Elian Gonzales?

the feds broke in and KIDNAPPED A 5 YO KID

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2020 04:12 PM (W2Pud)

224 Chatter from those on the ground is that most of the moms aren't moms and most of the vets aren't vets.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 29, 2020 04:11 PM (FtO5h)

Oh, good to know. Thanks.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 29, 2020 04:12 PM (Ez6QX)

225 Yes the Stupid Jackass Party is still Stupid

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at July 29, 2020 04:12 PM (FLiOE)

226 "T1D dad"

What on the world is this?
Or do I not want to know.

Posted by: Flyover at July 29, 2020 04:12 PM (Rbu5d)

227

This crazy chick got taken by the cops too, but they were all uniformed.

Risking karmic blowback, this is pretty funny.

https://tinyurl.com/yyobrryl

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at July 29, 2020 04:12 PM (lg/F7)

228 129 If AOC and Chris Hayes were snatched off the street and thrown in the back of an unmarked van never to be seen again I would LOL.

Posted by: Justasheep at July 29, 2020 04:00 PM (L9Eia)

Would anyone miss them?

Posted by: Raytonium at July 29, 2020 04:12 PM (RdFF+)

229 Sox thinks burning down other possessions is appropriate behavior? And the pulling people out if cars or off streets and beating them o k?

Then if we feel injustice is being done and react?

Posted by: willow at July 29, 2020 04:13 PM (vyY/X)

230 214 Andy Ng

@MrAndyNgo



An editor for a Portland newspaper received intel from my antifa stalkers I was undercover. She then announced where I could be found to tens of thousands. Antifa immediately blinded me w/lasers & began following me. Alex Zielinski tried to get me killed.

Posted by: Ha at July 29, 2020 04:11 PM (EiNjl)

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Why does antifa hate gay people so much?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 04:13 PM (UWqZJ)

231 "It is our duty to resist authoritarianism".


"Authoritarianism" is now defined as the least effort to stop violent anarchic social destruction incited and bankrolled by deep-pocketed Leftists. Beautiful. Peak Kafka, Orwell and Through the Looking Glass has now been reached.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 29, 2020 04:13 PM (H8QX8)

232 If you're gonna say my name, say it right. Fuckers.

Posted by: Pramilla JIE-A-PALL at July 29, 2020 04:13 PM (sWM8x)

233 The comments regarding the seizure/arrest of the 'trans femme' over on twitter are absolutely hysterical.

Those rioters commit all manner of crimes then, like the howler monkeys that they are, wail when they are forcibly detained.

The sight of them being arrested is extremely gratifying.

Posted by: Dansgirls at July 29, 2020 04:13 PM (V25ON)

234 Posted by: grognard

I said before the only thing stopping me from being 'pro-active' is I'm a Christian. I have to pray every night for strength, forgiveness for my thoughts and guidance.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 29, 2020 04:13 PM (NWEal)

235 a trans femme protestor

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It's like solving simultaneous equations! Unfortunately, no math is allowed.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 29, 2020 04:14 PM (+y/Ru)

236 Dark days ahead for this country.

Posted by: Asshoes at July 29, 2020 04:14 PM (dgqkd)

237 One report listed in detail the cleaning procedures and precautions they
are taking for our physical plant, wiping rails and door handles, hand
sanitizers, fanny packs for faculty with masks and wipes, closing
certain buildings at night for five hours of cleaning, et cetera ad nauseam.



I wanted to pop up and ask, "Well! I guess we've conquered Death. No one will die on our campus ever again!"



They can NEVER stuff the genie back into the bottle.


You tell your employees that they have to wear PPE and socially distance on Monday but on Thursday you give the all clear ????

They will blame the office for every illness and death that occurs to friends and family for the next 20 years. The lawsuits will be legion.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 29, 2020 04:14 PM (luzVb)

238
In my area, the teacher's unions are getting ready to sue the man,
ie their school districts, for forcing them to go back to school and
teach if it's not safe. But no one can define what the actual definition
of "safe" is.


I have no problems keeping the schools shut down. But do NOT pay teachers. If they are not teaching, they should not get paid.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 29, 2020 04:14 PM (ZCiJZ)

239 But no one can define what the actual definition of "safe" is.

Posted by: LizLem at July 29, 2020 04:12 PM (UvJJq)

Is it safe?
Der Weisse Engel

Posted by: Archer at July 29, 2020 04:14 PM (gmo/4)

240 It's actually happening. Secret police, loyal to Trump, are getting their jackboots on and disappearing People. Holy shit.

Posted by: No at July 29, 2020 04:14 PM (eVaPA)

241 158
Sarah Hoyt warns they will deploy a pregnant woman martyr as many other
fake commie ops have done in other countries. It's a script.

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2020 04:03 PM (bFcrv)

It's right out of the Palestinian Playbook.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at July 29, 2020 04:14 PM (joYrR)

242 Alex Zielinski tried to get me killed.

Posted by: Ha at July 29, 2020 04:11 PM (EiNjl)

They'd kill us all if they could, in a heartbeat. No remorse, or even consciousness of remorse. We're in a horror movie and the pod people are winning.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 29, 2020 04:15 PM (H8QX8)

243 240 It's actually happening. Secret police, loyal to Trump, are getting their jackboots on and disappearing People. Holy shit.
Posted by: No at July 29, 2020 04:14 PM (eVaPA)

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Your family are just peaches.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 04:15 PM (UWqZJ)

244 Alex Zielinski tried to get me killed.

All the reporters of the two alt-weeklies in Portland, and most of the reporters for the "respectable" paper are unapologetic Antifa supporters. (One reporter was so pro-Antifa that she was rewarded by getting a job with the Washington Post.)

They believe that their political opponents should have no First Amendment rights, yet scream bloody murder when they feel that their rights are being infringed.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 29, 2020 04:15 PM (I2/tG)

245 So AOC are you going to stop with the climate b.s.?
Posted by: willow at July 29, 2020 04:09 PM (vyY/X)

Nevar! She's obviously auditioning for Climate Czar in the new Biden administration. Just needs to keep her name in the news with woke Twitter posts until November.

Posted by: LizLem at July 29, 2020 04:15 PM (UvJJq)

246 They want us fat. No gyms! They want us pasty. No outdoors! They want us unkempt. No haircuts, salons and spas! They want us masked. No faces!

It's Revenge of the Flabby and Ugly.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 29, 2020 04:15 PM (FtO5h)

247 Nurse. Now that was sickening as was killing tons of innocent children at Waco. Or weavers wife and baby

I didn't hear any thing from them

Posted by: willow at July 29, 2020 04:15 PM (vyY/X)

248
Pretty cool the way they use their bicycles as mob barriers!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 29, 2020 04:15 PM (G51Gf)

249 Guess that the brain trust, Sandy Ocasio-Cortez, doesn't get that if they tried to arrest violent protesters using police vans with police in uniforms that their cars would be firebombed and the police attacked-probably with lasers and blinded. But that's o.k. with her because "Let's defund the police, Yay!!"

Posted by: Rev. FenelonSpoke, not a lesbian. at July 29, 2020 04:15 PM (oDRcK)

250 Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller: "These are the two chicks who beat up the effeminate gay Democrat in Wisc."

And here's Carpenter's response after getting assaulted:

"If I got a chance to talk to them, I'd say: 'I'm not angry at you.' It doesn't matter. It doesn't pay anything for me to be angry. It's something that happened in the past, but I sure would like to work out that we wouldn't have any more violence in Madison or Milwaukee, that would be the long-term goal."

Dummy hasn't learned a damn thing. He's too foolish for the job, apparently.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 29, 2020 04:15 PM (HhXSr)

251 If you're gonna say my name, say it right. Fuckers.
Posted by: Pramilla JIE-A-PALL

I thought it was Jalope.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 29, 2020 04:16 PM (+y/Ru)

252 241 158
Sarah Hoyt warns they will deploy a pregnant woman martyr as many other
fake commie ops have done in other countries. It's a script.

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2020 04:03 PM (bFcrv)

It's right out of the Palestinian Playbook.
Posted by: Mikey NTH -Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at July 29, 2020 04:14 PM (joYrR)

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And yet, the closest authority in these places are Democrats.

This is entirely left on left unless antifa goes near federal property.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 04:16 PM (UWqZJ)

253 Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at July 29, 2020 04:12 PM (FLiOE)
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I'd know you under any name, Spurwing.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 29, 2020 04:16 PM (sWM8x)

254 Just shoot the pregnant woman in the stomach and call it an emergency abortion. The left can wrap their heads around that.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 29, 2020 04:16 PM (H5knJ)

255 Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Posted by: Regular Dennis reynolds at July 29, 2020 04:16 PM (L9P9s)

256 Posted by: No at July 29, 2020 04:14 PM (eVaPA)

Nice hash. Right outta Stephen King's "Salem's Lot"

"Evap!", cried the drunk, simultaneously crapping his pants and blowing lunch...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at July 29, 2020 04:16 PM (ZSK0i)

257 It's right out of the Palestinian Playbook.

Coming soon.... a [fake] dead child photo, killed by federal authorities at a riot scene.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 29, 2020 04:16 PM (ZCiJZ)

258 Amy Klobuchar

What the hell kinda name is that.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at July 29, 2020 04:10 PM (lg/F7)


The kind that when it's said out loud, a horse whinnies off camera.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 29, 2020 04:16 PM (hku12)

259 "240
It's actually happening. Secret police, loyal to Trump, are getting their jackboots on and disappearing People. Holy shit."

You should go dark. Get out all of your money while you can, drop your phone and all electronic communications. Sneak across the border into Mexico, get out of this fascist hell-state while you can, warn the world!

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at July 29, 2020 04:16 PM (joYrR)

260 Secret police, loyal to Trump, are getting their jackboots on and disappearing People. Holy shit.


Where do I sign up?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 29, 2020 04:16 PM (luzVb)

261 It's right out of the Palestinian Playbook.


what is being done to our country by the Left right now is all analogous to their attacks on Israel.

Trump is constantly under fire, fighting lawfare attacks, has trouble governing due to them... just like Bibi Netanyahu.

Antifa/BLM = Intifada

I don't like this. I don't particularly WANT to live in Israel. This needs to end, and I don't care if it ends with the PNW becoming only a territory again.

Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at July 29, 2020 04:16 PM (j9HX3)

262 Dr. E Buzz Miller

Is his favorite artist still Titian?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 29, 2020 04:17 PM (FtO5h)

263 257 It's right out of the Palestinian Playbook.

Coming soon.... a [fake] dead child photo, killed by federal authorities at a riot scene.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 29, 2020 04:16 PM (ZCiJZ)

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It will be discovered within 12 hours of the photo's publication that the child is still alive and the picture was taken three years ago.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 04:17 PM (UWqZJ)

264
Why does antifa hate gay people so much?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield

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Gay people of color.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 29, 2020 04:17 PM (G51Gf)

265 Chatter from those on the ground is that most of the moms aren't moms and most of the vets aren't vets.

That's as may be but not all vets are good people, sadly.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 29, 2020 04:17 PM (ExV1e)

266 I said before the only thing stopping me from being 'pro-active' is I'm a Christian. I have to pray every night for strength, forgiveness for my thoughts and guidance.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation

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Say this while ripping the place up. It helps -

'And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the LORD, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them. Ezekiel 25:17'

Posted by: Tonypete at July 29, 2020 04:17 PM (6WCwE)

267 Chatter from those on the ground is that most of the moms aren't moms and most of the vets aren't vets.
Posted by: Guy Smiley


there's been a run on cammies at the arm-navy surplus stores around here.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2020 04:17 PM (W2Pud)

268 Last time I checked, DiBlasio was in charge of the NYPD.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 29, 2020 04:17 PM (xfb67)

269 You should go dark. Get out all of your money while you can, drop your phone and all electronic communications. Sneak across the border into Mexico, get out of this fascist hell-state while you can, warn the world!
Posted by: Mikey NTH -Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at July 29, 2020 04:16 PM (joYrR)


Run... run away now, while you still can! Don't look back, save yourself... no, this is not an ice cream cone I'm licking. We're all going to die! You must avenge us!!

Posted by: BurtTC at July 29, 2020 04:18 PM (hku12)

270 Dummy hasn't learned a damn thing. He's too foolish for the job, apparently.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 29, 2020 04:15 PM (HhXSr)
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By the way, what's become of Robert Fisk?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 29, 2020 04:19 PM (UAMe5)

271 268 Last time I checked, DiBlasio was in charge of the NYPD.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 29, 2020 04:17 PM (xfb67)

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He's an enemy of the left. They should destroy him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 04:19 PM (UWqZJ)

272 =========

It will be discovered within 12 hours of the photo's publication that the child is still alive and the picture was taken three years ago.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 04:17 PM (UWqZJ)

Kids in cages

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 29, 2020 04:19 PM (NWEal)

273 Gee, the people who want to "abolish the police" and empty the prisons think. . . arrests are an assault on our civil liberties,

Alrighty!!

Let's just lay it all out then, OK?
You don't want law and order.
You want open lawlessness with no consequences.
Own it.
All of it.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 29, 2020 04:19 PM (bDqIh)

274 What amuses me is how they sorta imply that we on the right ought to care.

Nope.

Plumb out of fucks to give.

And I know you'd be cheering if it were conservatives being arrested.
Because that's what you are planning

Posted by: RoyalOil at July 29, 2020 04:19 PM (aO8Gd)

275 I said before the only thing stopping me from being 'pro-active' is I'm a Christian. I have to pray every night for strength, forgiveness for my thoughts and guidance.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation

I know I'm going to hell for volunteering for the suicide mission of nuking myself during the cold war. Asking forgiveness for any other crime or sin wont really save my soul.

I let my hate and loathing flow free as I've already lost my battle there and feel that I have nothing else to lose. So I'm doing all your hating and thought sinning for you here.

Posted by: BifBewalski at July 29, 2020 04:19 PM (XFhaD)

276 I've had one wine mom ask me about pepper spraying as if it's a war crime. It's pepper spray, not boiling oil.

I saw some of the "questioning" of Barr where the stupid bint was apparently trying to imply that pepper rounds are "chemical warfare" or some such.

The proper response is, "People all over the country put this stuff on their meals. Chill."

Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 29, 2020 04:20 PM (naEeR)

277 It's actually happening. Secret police, loyal to Trump, are getting their jackboots on and disappearing People. Holy shit.




Posted by: No at July 29, 2020 04:14 PM

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But these people who have been "disappeared" somehow wind up on TV safe and unharmed giving interviews.

Trump isn't very good at this despot thing.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 29, 2020 04:20 PM (JUOKG)

278 "T1D dad"

What on the world is this?
Or do I not want to know.


I believe it refers to Type 1 Diabetes.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 29, 2020 04:20 PM (ExV1e)

279 I also like the idea that they want to tear down this country because it is horrible or something. Clearly they hate Constitutional Republics. They love Communism and Socialism - which is also liberty denying collectivism.

Then they fantasize that law enforcement techniques totally compatible with totalitarian regimes are being employed against the very people who want to institute totalitarian regimes.

I say, lets them have their style of government personally delivered to them in the form of KGB, Stasi and Saddam Hussein techniques.

Picked up, tortured, killed and the family invoiced for the service. (notice, no trial is included)



Posted by: 🐧 at July 29, 2020 04:20 PM (C+evo)

280 >>It will be discovered within 12 hours of the photo's publication that the child is still alive and the picture was taken three years ago.


Or worse, that the child's parent killed him.

(see drowned refugee toddler washed ashore that was used to open borders wide open to refugees)

Posted by: Lizzy at July 29, 2020 04:20 PM (bDqIh)

281 That's as may be but not all vets are good people, sadly.

They've also been able to recruit only about twenty "vets", in a metro area of two and a half million people.

It would be fun to doxx them, and see if they actually served.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 29, 2020 04:21 PM (I2/tG)

282 Andy and Barney kidnapped Otis damn near every week. Sometimes Otis kidnapped himself!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 29, 2020 04:21 PM (+y/Ru)

283 It will be discovered within 12 hours of the photo's publication that the child is still alive and the picture was taken three years ago.

And it was taken in one of the Balkan countries. Found through the Cyrillic in the background of the photo.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 29, 2020 04:21 PM (naEeR)

284 "The proper response is, "People all over the country put this stuff on their meals. Chill Calm you tits, congresswoman."

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 29, 2020 04:21 PM (xfb67)

285 It will be discovered within 12 hours of the photo's publication that the child is still alive and the picture was taken three years ago.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 04:17 PM (UWqZJ)


The kid's face will show up in a Biden ad.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 29, 2020 04:21 PM (t4of4)

286 >>> I wanted to pop up and ask, "Well! I guess we've conquered Death. No one will die on our campus ever again!"
(I didn't.) Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 29, 2020 04:09 PM (rpbg1)

You remind me of a now retired coworker that would sit in the back of meetings and quietly throw shade to those of us in earshot. I miss him.

I bet a larger number of your coworkers would agree with you than let on, but know if they say anything to the contrary it is work suicide.

Posted by: LizLem at July 29, 2020 04:21 PM (UvJJq)

287 Dr. E Buzz Miller

Is his favorite artist still Titian?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 29, 2020 04:17 PM (FtO5h)
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Titian painted three portraits of Philip II of Spain. They were only so-so. Even if you're Titian, you still have to have something to work with.

(h/t Will Cuppy)

Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 29, 2020 04:21 PM (UAMe5)

288 281 That's as may be but not all vets are good people, sadly.

They've also been able to recruit only about twenty "vets", in a metro area of two and a half million people.

It would be fun to doxx them, and see if they actually served.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 29, 2020 04:21 PM (I2/tG)

==========

I believe that "refrigerator repairman with a dishonorable discharge" has already been taken.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 04:22 PM (UWqZJ)

289 we can send all the agitators to Venezuela.

they can get their commie/fascist bullshit on right there!

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2020 04:22 PM (W2Pud)

290 Why does antifa hate gay people so much?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield


No weedwhacker sales......

Posted by: JT at July 29, 2020 04:22 PM (arJlL)

291 Sympathy for antifa trannies isn't a winning message, leftards.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 29, 2020 04:22 PM (xfb67)

292 I saw some of the "questioning" of Barr where the stupid bint was apparently trying to imply that pepper rounds are "chemical warfare" or some such.
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And she called them "pepper bombs."

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 29, 2020 04:22 PM (sWM8x)

293 Willow!

Here's a little beauty from mee to youdy!

https://tinyurl.com/yalyos54

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 29, 2020 04:22 PM (o2MD2)

294 I do love her "this is not a drill" schtick. It's like she's play acting at being part of Le Resistonce!

"The lesbian has a dirty mustache, the lesbian has a dirty mustache!"

Oho! Is that code for something?

No, I'm just saying, that lesbian has a dirty mustache.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 29, 2020 04:22 PM (hku12)

295 It will be discovered within 12 hours of the photo's publication that the child is still alive and the picture was taken three years ago.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfiel

The mother will be photographed with her arms up in the air while she cries a flood of tears.

Posted by: dantesed at July 29, 2020 04:22 PM (88xKn)

296 289 we can send all the agitators to Venezuela.

they can get their commie/fascist bullshit on right there!
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2020 04:22 PM (W2Pud)

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The weather is too nice.

Send them to North Korea.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 04:22 PM (UWqZJ)

297 Steube nailed him on it, Zuck just said he has groups from all over the spectrum to moderate comments.

Steube nailed him on it, he asked for examples of conservative organizations. Huminahuminahumina Zuckerberg couldn't name a single example of a conservative thinktank or group that FB includes to vet comments.

Posted by: vivi at July 29, 2020 04:22 PM (11H2y)

298 Prenood? There is no prenood. The nood always shows up unexpected. A happy surprise.

Posted by: JAS at July 29, 2020 04:22 PM (2BZBZ)

299

I can almost see AOC wanting to be roughed up and taken away, stamping her feet saying

"NO, don't you dare put your hands on me! Jigging her big tiddys all over and making sure the most burliest cop sees her."

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at July 29, 2020 04:22 PM (lg/F7)

300 "Protesting" in any form at any time by a left winger is an all purpose force field against arrest for prior crimes. It's like "no tag backs" in tag or yelling "olly olly oxen free" in hide and seek. Didn't you know this? The First Amendment compels it.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at July 29, 2020 04:22 PM (ssz2a)

301 Leftist policing:


1) No funding

2) Social Workers

3) Arrests by engraved invitation, RSVP required

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 29, 2020 04:23 PM (oVJmc)

302 It would be fun to doxx them, and see if they actually served.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 29, 2020 04:21 PM (I2/tG)


I wonder what the honorable/OTH ratio on those DD214s would look like.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 29, 2020 04:23 PM (t+qrx)

303 Jesus H Christ, have these people never watched "The Wire?"

Posted by: Jeffersonian at July 29, 2020 04:23 PM (xiOrX)

304 there's been a run on cammies at the arm-navy surplus stores around here.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2020 04:17 PM (W2Pud)

They're studding the lines with a few actual moms and vets because the idea is to provoke the cops in the courthouse into retaliating and then have a mom or vet get injured. So they have to have some real martyrs-to-be. But they don't have enough actual ones, especially "vets" to fill in the lines without ringers.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 29, 2020 04:23 PM (FtO5h)

305 "We're resorting to violence because the mere presence of federal forces is a threat to our way of life" is the same argument the Democrats had for attacking Ft. Sumter in 1861.

Posted by: F2000 at July 29, 2020 04:23 PM (IIUCn)

306 Xipe nope!

Gets insecticide ready

Posted by: willow at July 29, 2020 04:24 PM (vyY/X)

307 You tell your employees that they have to wear PPE and socially distance on Monday but on Thursday you give the all clear ????

They will blame the office for every illness and death that occurs to friends and family for the next 20 years. The lawsuits will be legion.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 29, 2020


*
*

Make masks optional, and everybody who wants to opt out signs a release.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 29, 2020 04:24 PM (rpbg1)

308 Prenood will drive you insane.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 29, 2020 04:24 PM (FtO5h)

309 Mikey NTH: "It's right out of the Palestinian Playbook."

American Taliban

Terrorists hiding behind and intermingling with the "peaceful" and fronting with "moms with children"; trying to create, undemocratically, revolutionary zones of their liking; using IEDs and various other weapons for assaults; tearing down statues/relics; silencing those who don't follow their religion...

But for the death count so far, not a lot of light between the fascist Antifa/BLM and the Taliban.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 29, 2020 04:24 PM (HhXSr)

310 Kids in cages

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We've been providing daycare for the grandkids. We could use some kid cages. Preferably soundproof.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 29, 2020 04:24 PM (+y/Ru)

311 Posted by: Can't resist temptation

What does Pro-active mean? Going out and shooting Antifa members? In that case I'm not proactive either. I pray. I put out political white board signs. I write letters to the paper. I call or write my representatives. I sometimes attend meetings of conservatives. There are many options to being pro-active right now that do not involve violence.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 29, 2020 04:24 PM (oDRcK)

312 277 It's actually happening. Secret police, loyal to Trump, are getting their jackboots on and disappearing People. Holy shit.




Posted by: No at July 29, 2020 04:14 PM

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But these people who have been "disappeared" somehow wind up on TV safe and unharmed giving interviews.

Trump isn't very good at this despot thing.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 29, 2020 04:20 PM (JUOKG)

He's worse than Hitler, not better

Posted by: josephistan at July 29, 2020 04:24 PM (Izzlo)

313 267
Chatter from those on the ground is that most of the moms aren't moms and most of the vets aren't vets.

Posted by: Guy Smiley





there's been a run on cammies at the arm-navy surplus stores around here.





Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2020 04:17 PM (W2Pud)

Dressing up in fatigues doesn't make you a vet -- much like a dude dressing like a woman makes him a female.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 29, 2020 04:24 PM (N39Ws)

314 "The lesbian has a dirty mustache, the lesbian has a dirty mustache!"


The penguins are under the bed, repeat, under the bed. They are not in the refrigerator.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 29, 2020 04:24 PM (JUOKG)

315 The wokies don't need to really start worrying until they are grabbed and loaded into unmarked helicopters

Posted by: azjaeger at July 29, 2020 04:24 PM (3/XaG)

316 Picked up, tortured, killed and the family invoiced for the service.

That's so unfair. The official formulation is "sentenced to prison without the right to correspondence."

We didn't bill people for executions - we leave that to the Chinese.

Posted by: The NKVD! at July 29, 2020 04:24 PM (I2/tG)

317 301 Leftist policing:


1) No funding

2) Social Workers

3) Arrests by engraved invitation, RSVP required
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 29, 2020 04:23 PM (oVJmc)

==========

"Crime is a societal disease and cannot be corrected through police action."

---five weeks later---

"Crime is on the rise. We must continue to correct the societal disease!"

---five weeks later---

"There are suddenly a lot more unmarked vans on the road these days despite the further increase in crime."

---five weeks later---

"I wonder where my neighbor went? I haven't seen him in over a month."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 04:24 PM (UWqZJ)

318 Hey sugartits: this ain't no grainy 80's flick, you ain't gonna smash the power by tossing a hammer at a TV screen.

The big, bad state you hate can and will fight back.

Posted by: RoyalOil at July 29, 2020 04:25 PM (aO8Gd)

319 I'll be Chris Hayes has kidnapped a hot dog or two like this.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 29, 2020 04:25 PM (l4C/z)

320 It's actually happening. Secret police, loyal to Trump, are getting their jackboots on and disappearing People. Holy shit.

Posted by: No at July 29, 2020 04:14 PM (eVaPA)

You were right to worry, and it's time for you to die! (DECLARE WAR)

Posted by: trev006 at July 29, 2020 04:25 PM (A6Wna)

321 there's been a run on cammies at the arm-navy surplus stores around here.

Hmmmmm...could be the guy referenced here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdqmI_clV0M

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 29, 2020 04:25 PM (ExV1e)

322 316 Picked up, tortured, killed and the family invoiced for the service.

That's so unfair. The official formulation is "sentenced to prison without the right to correspondence."

We didn't bill people for executions - we leave that to the Chinese.
Posted by: The NKVD! at July 29, 2020 04:24 PM (I2/tG)

==========

"We overcharged your husband at information retrieval. If you could just sign the receipt for this reimbursement check, I'll leave you to your holiday."
-Sam Lowry

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 04:26 PM (UWqZJ)

323 Steube nailed him on it, he asked for examples of conservative organizations. Huminahuminahumina Zuckerberg couldn't name a single example of a conservative thinktank or group that FB includes to vet comments.

Posted by: vivi at July 29, 2020 04:22 PM (11H2y)


Obviously he meant all over the human spectrum. No moderators are needed to represent the unmelinated conservative animals.

Posted by: F2000 at July 29, 2020 04:26 PM (IIUCn)

324
The penguins are under the bed, repeat, under the bed. They are not in the refrigerator.

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The pangolins are in the casserole.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 29, 2020 04:26 PM (UAMe5)

325 Make masks optional, and everybody who wants to opt out signs a release.

Releases are meaningless. You can't sign away your right to sue.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 29, 2020 04:26 PM (naEeR)

326 Dressing up in fatigues doesn't make you a vet -- much like a dude dressing like a woman makes him a female.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 29, 2020 04:24 PM (N39Ws)


It's also very easy to spot people who don't know where shit goes on a uniform.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 29, 2020 04:27 PM (t+qrx)

327 Steube nailed him on it, he asked for examples of conservative organizations. Huminahuminahumina Zuckerberg couldn't name a single example of a conservative thinktank or group that FB includes to vet comments.

Posted by: vivi at July 29, 2020 04:22 PM

The Lincoln Project!

Posted by: Zuckerberg at July 29, 2020 04:27 PM (EiNjl)

328 I can almost see AOC wanting to be roughed up

It's impolite to masturbate in public.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 29, 2020 04:27 PM (H5knJ)

329 If any if them believed half the crap they accuse everyone not them if they'd be silent not dancing rioting .partying. Rioting every damn day

Posted by: willow at July 29, 2020 04:27 PM (vyY/X)

330 It's actually happening. Secret police, loyal to Trump, are getting their jackboots on and disappearing People. Holy shit.
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Your cooperation in this matter will be noted.

Posted by: Bob from the NSA, directing the jackboots to easy targets at July 29, 2020 04:27 PM (7Fj9P)

331 I wanted to pop up and ask, "Well! I guess we've conquered Death. No one will die on our campus ever again!"
(I didn't.) Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 29, 2020 04:09 PM (rpbg1)

You remind me of a now retired coworker that would sit in the back of meetings and quietly throw shade to those of us in earshot. I miss him.

I bet a larger number of your coworkers would agree with you than let on, but know if they say anything to the contrary it is work suicide.
Posted by: LizLem at July 29, 2020


*
*

I'm doing my quiet best. Still haven't heard back from HR about my request for a mask exemption based on my vertigo and inability to breathe properly with a mask on. I intend to throw around the words "discriminatory" and "health impairment" where I can.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 29, 2020 04:28 PM (rpbg1)

332 AOC thinks criminals have a "right" to not be arrested, or not to be arrested unless the arresting cops are in a marked cop car?

LOL, maybe somebody should explain to this genius federal lawmaker just how our legal system works.

First, an arrest warrant is an official permission slip for cops to "kidnap," a/k/a arrest and detain, the criminal named in the warrant. Second, when criminals like AOC's troops are targeting marked cop cars for firebombing, cops are going to do their business around them in unmarked cars, which they have a legal right to do.

It's pretty sad when a woman who was elected to make laws in this country is so ignorant of what existing laws entail. We clearly need to have some type of basic competency test for political candidates, so that idiots like AOC can't be elected by voters who know nothing about her other than the size of her tits.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 29, 2020 04:28 PM (k4dH2)

333 Classic example of libs emoting, not thinking.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 29, 2020 04:28 PM (oVJmc)

334 Daily reminder that Timothy McVeigh was a mostly peaceful protestor.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at July 29, 2020 04:28 PM (oZUPT)

335 Since nobody bashed their head with a baron, will this be classified as serving a no knock warrant?

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 29, 2020 04:28 PM (e1mEI)

336 Rico Twitter when?

Posted by: Thepuddin at July 29, 2020 04:28 PM (UPp47)

337 The penguins are under the bed, repeat, under the bed. They are not in the refrigerator.

I thought they were on the telly.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 29, 2020 04:29 PM (naEeR)

338 First they came for Chris Hayes, and I said nothing, for he was a twat.
Then they came for

...wait, he hasn't been dissapeared? Well has he been fired then? No?

Has the IRS given him a once over? Obama did that to people.

Well steady on then.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 29, 2020 04:29 PM (LxTcq)

339 Yes. I want to personally feed No to the ravenous hogs. Lower it slowly into the pen with tourniquets tied off at strategic locations so it doesn't bleed out too fast. Prolong the pleasure and all.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 29, 2020 04:29 PM (o2MD2)

340
It's actually happening. Secret police, loyal to Trump, are getting their jackboots on and disappearing People. Holy shit.

Posted by: No at July 29, 2020 04:14 PM (eVaPA)

You were right to worry, and it's time for you to die! (DECLARE WAR)
Posted by: trev006 at July 29, 2020 04:25 PM (A6Wna)






For some reason I'm craving cupcakes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1HAkWopRwU

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 29, 2020 04:29 PM (EGyGV)

341 I don't care if it ends with the PNW becoming only a territory again.

That would last for about ten minutes, then China would annex it.

Posted by: 🐧 at July 29, 2020 04:29 PM (C+evo)

342 It's also very easy to spot people who don't know where shit goes on a uniform.



Posted by: hogmartin at July 29, 2020 04:27 PM

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And I absolutely hate watching movies where they have their ribbons out of order.


My OCD kicks in when I see $hit like that.

Dude, the Army Good Conduct medal is not higher than the Silver Star.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 29, 2020 04:30 PM (JUOKG)

343 The big, bad state you hate can and will fight back.
Posted by: RoyalOil at July 29, 2020 04:25 PM (aO8Gd)


She doesn't hate the big bad state. She hates the fact that there are still parts of it she doesn't control.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 29, 2020 04:30 PM (hku12)

344 What kind of camo goes in downtown Seattle anyway? Aside from the naked chick I mean. Idiots.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at July 29, 2020 04:30 PM (nFRLh)

345 342 And I absolutely hate watching movies where they have their ribbons out of order.


My OCD kicks in when I see $hit like that.

Dude, the Army Good Conduct medal is not higher than the Silver Star.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 29, 2020 04:30 PM (JUOKG)

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"Looked better."
-Costume Department

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 04:31 PM (UWqZJ)

346 And AOC watches too much TV.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at July 29, 2020 04:31 PM (nFRLh)

347 We ain't voting our way out of this bullshit boys.

Posted by: Montesquieu's Big Idea at July 29, 2020 04:31 PM (8FfnY)

348 343 The big, bad state you hate can and will fight back.
Posted by: RoyalOil at July 29, 2020 04:25 PM (aO8Gd)


She doesn't hate the big bad state. She hates the fact that there are still parts of it she doesn't control.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 29, 2020 04:30 PM (hku12)

=========

"The state isn't doing what I want!"

Not the same as

"The state is too large and must be made smaller to affect my day to day life less!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 04:31 PM (UWqZJ)

349 so is no one above the law? I get confused.

Posted by: guest myspace user at July 29, 2020 04:31 PM (rnk6i)

350 I don't see what the big deal is. It's not like anyone has ever said, "We could really use a few more communist trannies around here!"

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 29, 2020 04:31 PM (xfb67)

351 Chatter from those on the ground is that most of the moms aren't moms and most of the vets aren't vets.
==========================
The guy in the ill-fitting Webelos uniform was my first clue.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at July 29, 2020 04:32 PM (7Fj9P)

352 ...Chill you tits, congresswoman."


I prefer chill.

Chill -> pert nips

Posted by: stumck at July 29, 2020 04:32 PM (w9Wax)

353 What kind of camo goes in downtown Seattle anyway?
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The blue digital ones the Navy isn't using any more?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 29, 2020 04:32 PM (UAMe5)

354 to be fair, though, we have not arrested anywhere near enough people.

Posted by: guest myspace user at July 29, 2020 04:32 PM (rnk6i)

355 What these assholes are really panicked about is that LEOs are finding ways around their revolutionary tactics.

It'll be a lot harder for Antifa to adapt their tactics than it will be for LEOs.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 29, 2020 04:32 PM (oVJmc)

356
If any if them believed half the crap they accuse everyone not them if they'd be silent not dancing rioting .partying. Rioting every damn day
Posted by: willow

======

That's it! If any of them believed a word of the climate scare they wouldn't be going to school, investing money, building for a future, none of that. They'd be goign to boot camps and learning basket weaving, bow-hunting, swimming, agriculture, all that useful, pratical survival stuff. They'd be building arks and shelters on mountaintops. Learning primitive cooking and sanitation skills. How to survive and communicate without electronic devices.

there's gonna be floods, fires, famines in less than ten years and they're nursing their microaggressions and debating the 1619 Project?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 29, 2020 04:32 PM (G51Gf)

357 Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 29, 2020 04:29 PM (o2MD2)

I believe "No" is actually the nom de sock of a conservative poster here; He likes playing that role giving out the leftist line and seeing how people respond.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 29, 2020 04:32 PM (oDRcK)

358
It's actually happening. Secret police, loyal to Trump, are getting their jackboots on and disappearing People. Holy shit.


About damned time, too!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 29, 2020 04:33 PM (wtvvX)

359 Daily reminder that Timothy McVeigh was a mostly peaceful protestor.

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Are you going to judge a man's entire life by the microsecond it takes for a bomb to explode?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 29, 2020 04:34 PM (+y/Ru)

360 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 29, 2020 04:24 PM (oDRcK)

Bless your heart

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 29, 2020 04:34 PM (NWEal)

361 Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 29, 2020 04:29 PM (o2MD2)

I believe "No" is actually the nom de sock of a conservative poster here; He likes playing that role giving out the leftist line and seeing how people respond.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 29, 2020 04:32 PM (oDRcK)
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Stuff he/she hears from family members, IIRR.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 29, 2020 04:34 PM (UAMe5)

362 237...
You tell your employees that they have to wear PPE and socially distance on Monday but on Thursday you give the all clear ????

They will blame the office for every illness and death that occurs to friends and family for the next 20 years. The lawsuits will be legion.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 29, 2020 04:14 PM (luzVb)

The opposite doesn't occur to people, either.
Why is no mask last week different from one on Monday. How have conditions changed so radically? If it makes such an emergent difference, why not "immediately"?

Posted by: Flyover at July 29, 2020 04:34 PM (Rbu5d)

363
to be fair, though, we have not arrested anywhere near enough people.
Posted by: guest myspace user

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How many peopel have been charged by the feds and gotten court dates? I think it's all still in the threat stage, right?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 29, 2020 04:34 PM (G51Gf)

364 I believe "No" is actually the nom de sock of a conservative poster here; He likes playing that role giving out the leftist line and seeing how people respond.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 29, 2020 04:32 PM (oDRcK)

There is room in the hog pen for him too.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 29, 2020 04:34 PM (o2MD2)

365 Well, one guy in Austin shot an Antifa's face off and the cops let him go.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 29, 2020 04:09 PM (dhqL5)


The issue is a matter of scale. Also, Texas.

Posted by: grognard at July 29, 2020 04:34 PM (sb+Cg)

366 Daily reminder that Timothy McVeigh was a mostly peaceful protestor.

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Are you going to judge a man's entire life by the microsecond it takes for a bomb to explode?



You wouldn't want to judge Lee Harvey Oswald by 10 seconds out of his life, would you?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 29, 2020 04:35 PM (oVJmc)

367 Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 29, 2020 04:34 PM (UAMe5)

They do a good job.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 29, 2020 04:35 PM (oDRcK)

368 So its been a few weeks since the new undercover arrest thing got underway. Any word on what's happening to these commies. Gitmo?

Posted by: Pliney at July 29, 2020 04:35 PM (nzKWW)

369 366 You wouldn't want to judge Lee Harvey Oswald by 10 seconds out of his life, would you?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 29, 2020 04:35 PM (oVJmc)

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His suicide attempt?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 04:35 PM (UWqZJ)

370 Chatter from those on the ground is that most of the moms aren't moms and most of the vets aren't vets.

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And most of the Antifascists aren't really anti-fascist.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 29, 2020 04:35 PM (+y/Ru)

371 That would last for about ten minutes, then China would annex it.

The Russian border guards put up recruiting billboards a few years ago featuring a smiling border guard photoshopped in front of a stock photo of a mountain.

It turned out that the mountain was Mount Rainer.

Perhaps they were planning ahead...

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 29, 2020 04:35 PM (I2/tG)

372 346 And AOC watches too much TV.

She probably seen too many episodes of 'Law and Order'.

I like the part where the detectives interview somebody on the street and the person just walks away anytime they want.

Posted by: dantesed at July 29, 2020 04:36 PM (88xKn)

373 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 29, 2020 04:24 PM (oDRcK)

Bless your heart
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 29, 2020 04:34 PM (NWEal)

She's a woman of GOD. She says that un-ironically.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 29, 2020 04:36 PM (ExV1e)

374 to be fair, though, we have not arrested nor hanged anywhere near enough people.
Posted by: guest myspace user at July 29, 2020 04:32 PM (rnk6i)

*sighs wistfully*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 29, 2020 04:36 PM (JvZF+)

375 Right Blonde

Posted by: willow at July 29, 2020 04:36 PM (vyY/X)

376 There are many options to being pro-active right now that do not involve violence.

Is sneaking into their mother's basements and injecting them with five milligrams of Fentanyl while they are asleep "violence"?

Posted by: 🐧 at July 29, 2020 04:37 PM (C+evo)

377 344
What kind of camo goes in downtown Seattle anyway?

once saw a rastafarian band dressed in neon camo.

come to think of it, i think that was one of the couple of times i went to bumbershoot...

Posted by: Anachronda at July 29, 2020 04:37 PM (sGtp+)

378 375 Right Blonde
Posted by: willow at July 29, 2020 04:36 PM (vyY/X)

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Left Blonde is prettier, but crazier

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 04:37 PM (UWqZJ)

379 In Russia, border guards you!

Posted by: Yakov Fuckoff at July 29, 2020 04:37 PM (H5knJ)

380 Also, Texas.

Well...Austin.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 29, 2020 04:37 PM (ExV1e)

381 Daily reminder that Timothy McVeigh was a mostly peaceful protestor.

-
Are you going to judge a man's entire life by the microsecond it takes for a bomb to explode?


You wouldn't want to judge Lee Harvey Oswald by 10 seconds out of his life, would you?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 29, 2020 04:35 PM (oVJmc)


Indeed, Lee H. probably was mostly just a peaceful protester.

I kinda wonder if maybe he found himself in that room on the sixth floor, because he was told to go there, found a rifle (and maybe a shooter) in the room, decided to high tail it out of there.

I think it's very possible he DID shoot the cop that day, but as far as JFK? Yeah, peaceful protester patsy.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 29, 2020 04:38 PM (hku12)

382 A guy in Michigan I think it is got his gun taken away by the police because some anonymous guy claimed he was spouting off on facebook stuff they didn't like and so the cops did a red flag on him because OF HIS POLITICAL views and took his guns.


Shockingly, it was California.

https://bit.ly/3hOvANE


I know, who would have expected this to happen there?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 29, 2020 04:38 PM (yQpMk)

383
The opposite doesn't occur to people, either.

Why is no mask last week different from one on Monday. How have
conditions changed so radically? If it makes such an emergent
difference, why not "immediately"?

Posted by: Flyover


The Stay Home Stay Safe newly-minted home-based workers ain't never coming back to the office.


And again where are the rules about changing masks?

Doctors and nurses change between patients. And dispose into biohazard containers.
Where are the autoclaves? Where are the incinerators?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 29, 2020 04:38 PM (luzVb)

384 And I absolutely hate watching movies where they have their ribbons out of order.


My OCD kicks in when I see $hit like that.

Dude, the Army Good Conduct medal is not higher than the Silver Star.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 29, 2020 04:30 PM (JUOKG)

=========

"Looked better."
-Costume Department
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 04:31 PM (UWqZJ)





Frankly, it's often deliberate and not because it looks better. I wish I had the link now, but John Sayles has stated that he deliberately inverts any military rank insignia on costumes in his movies. The military subplot of Lone Star is a good example.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 29, 2020 04:39 PM (EGyGV)

385 Chatter from those on the ground is that most of the moms aren't moms and most of the vets aren't vets.
==========================
The guy in the ill-fitting Webelos uniform was my first clue.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin


It struck me recently. I have no camo. I played scenario paintball for 20 years. The last 12 reffing more than playing. I outgrew what I had.

As far as hunting goes, hogs at 3:00 am don't care what you're wearing.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 29, 2020 04:39 PM (dhqL5)

386 "We have supposed people on the right falling for this dipshit "nO bAdGEs" bullshit."

I have been assured lighting ones hair on fire is the height of cool.

Posted by: nip at July 29, 2020 04:39 PM (yoqcZ)

387 Remember when agents showed up at Randy Weaver's house and stone cold shot his dog and his kid? And the FNM and the left cheered them on?


The issue is that the feds are arresting *their* terrorists. It is as simple as that.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 29, 2020 04:40 PM (qlFIA)

388 Arrests of wanted fellons have to follow queens rules. Unmarked police have no arrest powers.



Everyone knows that

Posted by: USNtakim at July 29, 2020 04:40 PM (0OmEj)

389 @MrAndyNgo

An editor for a Portland newspaper received intel from my antifa
stalkers I was undercover. She then announced where I could be found to
tens of thousands. Antifa immediately blinded me w/lasers began
following me. Alex Zielinski tried to get me killed.


Posted by: Ha at July 29, 2020 04:11 PM (EiNjl)

=========================


Alex Zielinski alerting Antifa to Andy Ngo's location makes her an accomplice to their assault and deliberate attempts to blind him.

Couldn't be more clear. Arrest that bitch. Put her in jail.

Posted by: Joe Biden's Campaign Spokes Mammal at July 29, 2020 04:41 PM (NVYyb)

390 A tweet, yesterday, gave a glimpse of the 4th? floor
Federal Court House, Portland.

It's full of monitors showing real time vids from cameras mounted all around the building.

When those Marshals exit the building and grab someone or exit an unmarked vehicle and snatch someone, ha, he's toast.

Binders, full binders. Or, as BLM would say, rap sheet.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 29, 2020 04:41 PM (lfmil)

391 We have supposed people on the right falling for this dipshit "nO bAdGEs" bullshit.


We don't need no stinking badges.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 29, 2020 04:41 PM (oVJmc)

392 384 Frankly, it's often deliberate and not because it looks better. I wish I had the link now, but John Sayles has stated that he deliberately inverts any military rank insignia on costumes in his movies. The military subplot of Lone Star is a good example.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 29, 2020 04:39 PM (EGyGV)

==========

John Sayles is a full on true believer in communism.

I wouldn't apply his methods to just about any filmmaker in America except Oliver Stone.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 04:41 PM (UWqZJ)

393 After being kidnapped off the street, and thrown into an ominous unmarked van, the trans peaceful protestor was tortured with..........................
Oh Noes.....................
The Comfy Chair

Posted by: Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition at July 29, 2020 04:41 PM (cCxiu)

394 -
-
Eh, it's only steaming a little bit right now. PNW volcanoes don't get the vast caldera of bubbling lava, anyhow.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 29, 2020 04:10 PM
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-
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Meh, maintain a 5000 ft clearance above the dome and drop off your delivery. I'll get to it in my own time.


Posted by: PNW Volcano at July 29, 2020 04:41 PM (RVcmP)

395 If their kidnapping them why not take them for a helicopter ride?

Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2020 04:41 PM (6f16T)

396 The Stay Home Stay Safe newly-minted home-based workers ain't never coming back to the office.

I certainly hope to never set foot in my office again but not because I'm a-skeered of the covids.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 29, 2020 04:41 PM (ExV1e)

397 Bless your heart
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 29, 2020 04:34 PM (NWEal)

She's a woman of GOD. She says that un-ironically.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 29, 2020 04:36 PM (ExV1e)

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No, bless your heart.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 29, 2020 04:42 PM (JvZF+)

398 386 "We have supposed people on the right falling for this dipshit "nO bAdGEs" bullshit."

I have been assured lighting ones hair on fire is the height of cool.
Posted by: nip at July 29, 2020 04:39 PM (yoqcZ)

I know!

Posted by: Zombie Michael Jackson at July 29, 2020 04:42 PM (Izzlo)

399 nood

Posted by: ace at July 29, 2020 04:42 PM (PbpT7)

400 Shoot
Shovel
SHut up

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2020 04:42 PM (W2Pud)

401 The issue is that the feds are arresting *their* terrorists. It is as simple as that.


Yep. This is distress at the failure of their revolutionary handbook tactics.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 29, 2020 04:42 PM (oVJmc)

402 Hilarious - the European Union has decided to continue to ban Americans from traveling to the EU, while letting in Chinese.

Because the Chinese epidemiological statistics are completely honest and all...

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 29, 2020 04:42 PM (I2/tG)

403
It turned out that the mountain was Mount Rainer.

***

I say we trade them Seattle, Portland, and a blue city shithole to be named later for some of those hot Russian police women I always see on the internets.

Posted by: Obligatory at July 29, 2020 04:42 PM (qlFIA)

404 The lawyer commercials will be epic " Were you forced by your employer to go to work when you were still scared of the Ronas but you needed the money so you did it and now Uncle Jimmy's dead?"


" Know your rights! Don't get played, Get Paid!"

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 29, 2020 04:43 PM (luzVb)

405 Frankly, it's often deliberate and not because it looks better. I wish I had the link now, but John Sayles has stated that he deliberately inverts any military rank insignia on costumes in his movies. The military subplot of Lone Star is a good example.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 29, 2020 04:39 PM (EGyGV)


So he's doing it out of some level of respect for the uniform? Not wishing to falsely display the real thing on a make believe soldier?

If so, I could respect that.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 29, 2020 04:43 PM (hku12)

406 Is it because it comes from Twitter's leftwing media favorites? Or is it just that Twitter is pro-antifa/pro-terrorist as a company?


Embracing the word "both".

Posted by: Cheri at July 29, 2020 04:43 PM (oiNtH)

407 who cares if they're teachers, moms, or vets? They're fucking rioting. all of them are participants.

also, epoch times had a thing that the city of portland (or er seatlle) are fining the fed govt for the fence...$500 every 15 minutes.

lolgf

Posted by: guest myspace user at July 29, 2020 04:44 PM (rnk6i)

408
If their kidnapping them why not take them for a helicopter ride?
___

If you are going to be damned, firebombed, and blinded for following the rather tame and meek rules, why not go full Pinochet?

Posted by: Obligatory at July 29, 2020 04:44 PM (qlFIA)

409 No, bless your heart.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 29, 2020 04:42 PM (JvZF+)


*piano music stops*

Posted by: hogmartin at July 29, 2020 04:44 PM (t+qrx)

410 I think rendition is a wonderful word. It doesn't get used often enough.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2020 04:45 PM (Gz0CT)

411
also, epoch times had a thing that the city of portland (or er
seatlle) are fining the fed govt for the fence...$500 every 15 minutes.

***

Arrest the major of both shitholes for being part of the terror attacks on the buildings and give them the Terry Nichols experience.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 29, 2020 04:45 PM (qlFIA)

412 298
Prenood? There is no prenood. The nood always shows up unexpected. A happy surprise.

you know who else delivers unexpected happy surprises?

Posted by: otter liberation front at July 29, 2020 04:45 PM (sGtp+)

413 osted by: FenelonSpoke at July 29, 2020 04:24 PM (oDRcK)

Bless your heart
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 29, 2020 04:34 PM (NWEal)

What did you find objectionable about my post?. Seems pretty straightforward to me.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 29, 2020 04:46 PM (oDRcK)

414 Get rid of the real police in Seattle and Portland, and hire Antifa to keep order in those cities and other woke cities. It would work out swell, and everybody can just go home.The mayors better watch their asses though, as they will find themselves hanging from the nearest street lamp pole.

Posted by: Colin at July 29, 2020 04:46 PM (prSfl)

415 who cares if they're teachers, moms, or vets? They're fucking rioting. all of them are participants.

***

Timmy McVeigh was a veteran a too.

Well, and that German guy with one ball.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 29, 2020 04:46 PM (qlFIA)

416 No, it's not kidnapping.
But maybe it should be.
Maybe militia groups should be grabbing the rioters and taking them somewhere to beat the living shit out of them.

Posted by: Mongo at July 29, 2020 04:47 PM (23TvB)

417 Twitter locked out Prager U for the Tweeting the Doctors at capital hill yesterday, shut them completely down.

Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2020 04:48 PM (6f16T)

418 And anyway, I didn't say "Bless you heart". Can't resist temptation said it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 29, 2020 04:48 PM (oDRcK)

419 Remember in the movie 'Casino' a trip to the cornfield wasn't always a sightseeing trip.

Posted by: Colin at July 29, 2020 04:50 PM (prSfl)

420 Honestly. Why do people even read what David French writes? My dogs farts are more insightful and virtuous.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 29, 2020 04:51 PM (VpIIl)

421 Bartender, I will have another brink.

*hic* *shart* *cackle*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 29, 2020 04:51 PM (DyfQs)

422 For those occasions when helicopter rides to the Atlantic ocean would take too damned long.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik: we can haz purge now? at July 29, 2020 03:56 PM (DTX3h)
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Especially from Portland.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop

However, there is an active volcano just north of the city.
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at July 29, 2020 04:08 PM (IYZ+m)
------
Eh, it's only steaming a little bit right now. PNW volcanoes don't get the vast caldera of bubbling lava, anyhow.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 29, 2020 04:10 PM (UAMe5)

Some of the protestors would give the volcano indigestion.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 29, 2020 04:12 PM (jwprJ)




That is what the nukes are for.

Posted by: Xenu at July 29, 2020 04:53 PM (yQpMk)

423 67 If these people would think for a minute, it's obvious they have warrants for specific persons. Just grabbing a few rando people off the street makes no sense.
Posted by: josephistan at July 29, 2020 03:54 PM (Izzlo)


Whoa whoa whoa! Not so fast. Let me think about this one.

Posted by: Justsayin' at July 29, 2020 05:02 PM (7ugIf)

424 A would-be authoritarian moralizing on the evils of authoritarianism?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 29, 2020 05:11 PM (ejsiI)

425 I guess it sucks to be you, riot-bois & xirls.

The local lefty Prosecutor might let it slide, but being bagged and tagged by Feds is forever.

And yes, crossing state lines to incite unrest is a federal crime. So, every perp grabbed by Feds is an Antifa asset lost...

Posted by: CPT. Charles at July 29, 2020 05:12 PM (W+kMI)

426 AOC and her type are making the police's job more and more dangerous, more like this:

NYPD NEWS
20h
When officers from the Warrant Squad took the woman into custody in a gray NYPD minivan this evening, they were assaulted with rocks and bottles. The Warrant Squad uses unmarked vehicles to effectively locate wanted suspects.

Posted by: m at July 29, 2020 05:12 PM (GkCy1)

427 And where is the group of prominent GOP legislators giving a press conference on the steps of the Capitol, comparing these outlandish allegations to actual facts, and calling her a treasonous retard?

Too busy writing more emails for us to donate to the GOP?


Posted by: xnycpeasant at July 29, 2020 05:16 PM (koNhm)

428 Could also observe all the cops that immediately surround and protect the van. That might tip you off. If they didn't cut the rest of the video, that is.

Posted by: squid_hunt at July 29, 2020 05:24 PM (S5OQe)

429
Maybe?

Posted by: No at July 29, 2020 05:28 PM (LilNs)

430 Europe has had to deal with these prancing gits for many decades.They don't simp around as do our traitorous gutless ass-wipes.
The vehicles of choice were giant, endlessly re-inforced, psycho-proofed, and filled with elite riot police.
The truth is, I don't know how many peaceful protestors actually made it to the kidnap stage, if any.

.

Posted by: lunatic fringe-i know i'm out there. at July 29, 2020 06:04 PM (Mce6+)

431 .
Is that why Dog The Bounty Hunter always arrives with a brass band and fire truck complete with sirens and lights?

Posted by: Mongo at July 29, 2020 06:18 PM (23TvB)

432 do it at 3 am with full armor and military weapons, flash bangs, etc just like stone

Posted by: projection on steroids at July 29, 2020 06:42 PM (V9NdA)

433 "Why isn't this dangerous and unfounded conspiracy theory censored by Twitter?"
Because they love proving that they can get away with censoring according to their politics

Posted by: FlimFlammed at July 29, 2020 06:47 PM (ZTDnL)

434 Come for the unmarked officers, stay for the Right-wing death squads...

Posted by: Firecapt at July 29, 2020 07:34 PM (cuHcm)

435 BUT WE WERE WEARING MASKS!!!

Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 29, 2020 07:38 PM (yfWyP)

436 "Why isn't this dangerous and unfounded conspiracy theory censored by Twitter?"

-

They're not editors, racist.

Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 29, 2020 07:39 PM (yfWyP)

437 AOC is a socialist who hates Jews. Those are the two requirements for being a Nazi.

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