Grandpa Sneakyfingers Experiences "Lost Time" Again

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1 Grandpa Sneakyfingers...I like that one.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 29, 2020 02:39 PM (HXfmH)

2 aaaaand I was willowed.

oh well

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2020 02:39 PM (W2Pud)

3 3?

Posted by: Yo! at July 29, 2020 02:39 PM (Ou7Yf)

4 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 02:40 PM (UWqZJ)

5 SlowJoe

Posted by: CN at July 29, 2020 02:40 PM (ONvIw)

6 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 29, 2020 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)

7 I'll get the others...

Posted by: Max Power at July 29, 2020 02:40 PM (q177U)

8 2 aaaaand I was willowed.

oh well
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2020 02:39 PM (W2Pud)

========

I responded with wit and erudition.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 02:40 PM (UWqZJ)

9 What is remarkable is that the Dems know, and see it as a feature and not a bug.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at July 29, 2020 02:40 PM (BRkq2)

10 I actually read the "slogan" behind him as:
BRING BACK BUTTER

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Aging supermodel, Wuhan fighter at July 29, 2020 02:40 PM (SK2xO)

11 Ahhhhhh.....new thread....

Posted by: Norman Spiny at July 29, 2020 02:40 PM (cqFR+)

12 Crimate Clisis for the win!!

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 29, 2020 02:40 PM (N39Ws)

13 I'm all lost in the supermarket, I can no longer shop happily...

Posted by: Joey Plugs at July 29, 2020 02:40 PM (FtO5h)

14 You know, the thing.

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at July 29, 2020 02:41 PM (iPbC0)

15 10 I actually read the "slogan" behind him as:
BRING BACK BUTTER
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Aging supermodel, Wuhan fighter at July 29, 2020 02:40 PM (SK2xO)
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Good thing I wasn't drinking anything when I read that.

Posted by: WisRich at July 29, 2020 02:41 PM (G0vdT)

16 Hmmmm.
Lost time. Delusions. False memories of his own past.

It is becoming increasingly clear that Biden is a victim - possibly a serial victim - of alien abduction. If he has any unexplained small subcutaneous implants, that might clinch it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2020 02:41 PM (hYcqw)

17 Buffering Biden.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 29, 2020 02:41 PM (k/TB6)

18 "Build Back Better"

I mean, they were obviously going for alliteration, but that's just weird. Forced.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 02:41 PM (UWqZJ)

19 I do not understand 'That's the one down I used to work.'

He is devolving into word salad territory.

His tenses are interesting as well.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2020 02:41 PM (A5zUN)

20 From that feed:

https://twitter.com/i/status/1288217552724865025

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 29, 2020 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)

21 BEHOLD THE MAN WHO WILL BEAT TRUMP BY 80 POINTS

Posted by: Two Weeks From Using My Thundercats Decoder Ring at July 29, 2020 02:42 PM (+dsLj)

22 Congrats Dems
You are actually making me feel sorry for the bastid

Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 29, 2020 02:42 PM (EGSGm)

23 18 "Build Back Better"

I mean, they were obviously going for alliteration, but that's just weird. Forced.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 02:41 PM (UWqZJ)

Brick Brack Banana.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2020 02:42 PM (A5zUN)

24 21 BEHOLD THE MAN WHO WILL BEAT TRUMP BY 80 POINTS
Posted by: Two Weeks From Using My Thundercats Decoder Ring at July 29, 2020 02:42 PM (+dsLj)


At cribbage. Maybe.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2020 02:42 PM (s2VJv)

25 What is remarkable is that the Dems know, and see it as a feature and not a bug.
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What better guarantee is there that the commie deep state will be running everything as they see fit?

Posted by: Methos at July 29, 2020 02:42 PM (kOpft)

26 21 BEHOLD THE MAN WHO WILL BEAT TRUMP BY 80 POINTS
Posted by: Two Weeks From Using My Thundercats Decoder Ring at July 29, 2020 02:42 PM (+dsLj)

========

I despair.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 02:42 PM (UWqZJ)

27 Speaking of lost time, the Democrat circle jerk in the House yesterday reminded me of this scene from Fast Times at Ridgemont High:

https://youtu.be/1wXs_1V7KiA

I wish attorney general Barr had just ordered a pizza and let the chips fall where they may.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 29, 2020 02:43 PM (1CsfP)

28 18
"Build Back Better"



I mean, they were obviously going for alliteration, but that's just weird. Forced.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 02:41 PM (UWqZJ)

Back Back Batter

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 29, 2020 02:43 PM (k/TB6)

29 Comment on twitter: "Is it me, or is Biden starting to look like the cartoon NPC man?"

Posted by: Lizzy at July 29, 2020 02:43 PM (bDqIh)

30 At cribbage. Maybe.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2020 02:42 PM (s2VJv)

Cribbage is the one with pins in the block of wood, right? Western acupuncture for former trees.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2020 02:43 PM (A5zUN)

31 it's funny because he's always been an arrogant asshole

Posted by: x at July 29, 2020 02:43 PM (nFwvY)

32 He fucks up even the intro for his sparsely attended press conferences, and only walks it back at the expressions of pure horror greeting him.

To keep this farce up is literally unconscionable.

Posted by: trev006 at July 29, 2020 02:43 PM (A6Wna)

33
"Build Back Better"

I mean, they were obviously going for alliteration, but that's just weird. Forced.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 02:41 PM (UWqZJ)







Well, they already used KKK...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 29, 2020 02:43 PM (EGyGV)

34 Saw a video that Don Jr. had of a woman holding on to joes arm guiding him away from the reporters who were trying to ask questions.. he looked like a senile old man... which he is... No mask on either

Posted by: It's me donna at July 29, 2020 02:44 PM (Zmnko)

35 I responded with wit and erudition.

FIFY

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 29, 2020 02:44 PM (HXfmH)

36 "Build Back Better"



I mean, they were obviously going for alliteration, but that's just weird. Forced.
---

It probably rhymed in the original Chinese.

Posted by: Methos at July 29, 2020 02:44 PM (kOpft)

37 27 Speaking of lost time, the Democrat circle jerk in the House yesterday reminded me of this scene from Fast Times at Ridgemont High:

https://youtu.be/1wXs_1V7KiA

I wish attorney general Barr had just ordered a pizza and let the chips fall where they may.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 29, 2020 02:43 PM (1CsfP)



He should've whipped out the bagpipes and done the solo from "It's a Long Way to the Top If You Wanna Rock and Roll."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2020 02:44 PM (s2VJv)

38 >>>It is becoming increasingly clear that Biden is a victim - possibly a serial victim - of alien abduction. If he has any unexplained small subcutaneous implants, that might clinch it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2020 02:41 PM (hYcqw)

The parasite is gradually, and awkwardly gaining control of its host.

Posted by: Max Power at July 29, 2020 02:44 PM (q177U)

39 My 93 year old MIL talks like this...

Posted by: Norman Spiny at July 29, 2020 02:44 PM (cqFR+)

40 It looks like they're not just keeping him in the basement.

I thought the strategy was working?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 02:44 PM (UWqZJ)

41 Back Back Batter
Baby Back Batter

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 29, 2020 02:44 PM (k/TB6)

42 Now THAT headline, I understood right away.

Yay me.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 29, 2020 02:44 PM (Zz0t1)

43 brought over


305 OT


Just went for a walk to make a bank deposit. My branch closest to work is closed and boarded up and the cash machine had been smashed. So, I had to walk futher.

Found myself on Broadway and Pike, the former entrance to CHOP/CHAZ. The streets were clear, but the storefronts were boarded up, and still trying to do business. I walked by a little taqueria and the co-owner was emptying the trunk of his car with supplies. We met eyes and he said, "stay safe."

I said, has it been pretty bad down here, even in broad daylight?

He said yesterday some skinny white street punks threatened to beat the shit out of him because he wouldn't let them in to ues the restroom, for customers only. This was in the middle of the afternoon. The punks grew in number very quickly and the owner retreated into his store and locked the door. The punks started beating on the glass. He called the cops,and they said they could not interfere unless there was a threat to human life.

The store owner pulled out a baseball bat and his partner pulled an AR from behind the counter.

The punks dispersed, and the owner ordered plywood and was nailing it up the next morning. He is afraid for his life now, and there's not a damn thing he can do.

I asked if he was ready to sell his business. He has been there for 30 years. He said, "who would buy? there is no market for selling a business here."

He is not a fan of lawlessness.
I don't think this will translate to a democrat winning a national election.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2020 02:44 PM (W2Pud)

44 Me build back better! Me am make America more Great!

Posted by: Max Power at July 29, 2020 02:45 PM (q177U)

45 Hmmmm.
Lost time. Delusions. False memories of his own past.

Posted by: Joe Mannix



There I was. On the Pettus bridge with MLK.
Arm in Arm. My word as a Biden!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 29, 2020 02:45 PM (dhqL5)

46 "Build Back Better"

***********

I keep reading this as three separate words rather than a phrase. But I guess Im not smart like the left are in getting it.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Using My Thundercats Decoder Ring at July 29, 2020 02:45 PM (+dsLj)

47 39 My 93 year old MIL talks like this...
Posted by: Norman Spiny at July 29, 2020 02:44 PM (cqFR+)


Olivia DeHaviiland has been dead 3 days and she still sounds more cogent.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2020 02:45 PM (s2VJv)

48 Nurse I read your story at 305 in the previous thread about the store owner near Chaz
Jeeze
It sounds like Mogadishu

Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 29, 2020 02:45 PM (EGSGm)

49 Did you see the Ted Cruz reply on the Biden vid tweet ? Boom !

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 29, 2020 02:45 PM (NWEal)

50
It is becoming increasingly clear that Biden is a victim - possibly a serial victim - of alien abduction. If he has any unexplained small subcutaneous implants, that might clinch it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2020 02:41 PM (hYcqw)







Tell me about the alien anal probes...

Posted by: Pete Buttigeg at July 29, 2020 02:45 PM (EGyGV)

51 James Woods shared this one today

https://tinyurl.com/y6gb4g7k

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 29, 2020 02:45 PM (xPl2J)

52 I'm not sure about whether the Dems really want this (the "puppet" theory.) Remember that they wanted Kamala, but she was terrible, and has the smollett hoax hanging over her head. (that hasn't changed, either)
But then unelectable Bernie started pulling ahead, and so frantic strings were pulled to put Biden over the top.
I think this was not the plan, but is a disaster for them and they know it.Thank heaven that smollet was such an idiot.

Posted by: artemis at July 29, 2020 02:45 PM (AwPyG)

53 Biden: Build Back Better!

Melania: Be Best!

Biden: Butter Barack's Butt!

Melania:

Biden: Building Blocks Matter!

Melania: [looks at Trump for assistance]

Biden: [leans in to the tv monitor in attempt to sniff her hair]

Posted by: Lizzy at July 29, 2020 02:46 PM (bDqIh)

54 It is becoming increasingly clear that Biden is a victim - possibly a serial victim - of alien abduction. If he has any unexplained small subcutaneous implants, that might clinch it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


That explains all the "alien disclosure" shit going around...

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: There is always More Stupid at July 29, 2020 02:46 PM (OUMaO)

55 Build Back Better
means free butt implants for everyone!
And VP Beyonce!

Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 29, 2020 02:47 PM (EGSGm)

56
Olivia DeHaviiland has been dead 3 days and she still sounds more cogent.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2020 02:45 PM (s2VJv)







And she's already voted Democrat 5 times...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 29, 2020 02:47 PM (EGyGV)

57
Where actually was he?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 29, 2020 02:47 PM (G51Gf)

58 I'm here.
Waiting for the movers to show up with my stuff....


It is just unbelievable that they are running this man for President.
They can't even hide how frail and old he looks. Put him next to Trump, the energizer bunny, looking hale and hearty and standing next to his smiling young wife.....I mean seriously.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 29, 2020 02:47 PM (Ikxvt)

59 Poor Joe. Reminds me of my college pot smoking days. Get high, watch TV with the sound off and the stereo playing. Get the munch, get up, go into the kitchen, forget why I went into the kitchen, go back to the TV. Remember why I went to the kitchen and go back. Get to the kitchen and forget why I'm in the kitchen. Go back to the TV.

But for Joe, the condition never gets any better.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 29, 2020 02:47 PM (o2MD2)

60 18 "Build Back Better"

I mean, they were obviously going for alliteration, but that's just weird. Forced.
____________

We were going to have it say "We're Going to Burn the Bitch Country Down so We Can Then Force You Kulaks to Build it Back Better for Us, Your Rulers" but it was too long, so we just went with Build Back Better.

Posted by: DNC, wholly-owned subsidiary of Antifa & BLM at July 29, 2020 02:47 PM (k4dH2)

61 There I was. On the Pettus bridge with MLK.

Arm in Arm. My word as a Biden!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 29, 2020 02:45 PM (dhqL5)

There I was at President Carter's inauguration standing next to First Lady Nell Carter.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 29, 2020 02:47 PM (k/TB6)

62 Thank heaven that smollet was such an idiot.
Posted by: artemis



Everyone that ran that op was an idiot.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 29, 2020 02:47 PM (dhqL5)

63 Speaking of lost time, the Democrat circle jerk in the House yesterday reminded me of this scene from Fast Times at Ridgemont High:

https://youtu.be/1wXs_1V7KiA

I wish attorney general Barr had just ordered a pizza and let the chips fall where they may.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 29, 2020 02:43 PM (1CsfP)


Must've been cut from commercial TV. They cut the best part!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 29, 2020 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)

64 52 I'm not sure about whether the Dems really want this (the "puppet" theory.) Remember that they wanted Kamala, but she was terrible, and has the smollett hoax hanging over her head. (that hasn't changed, either)
But then unelectable Bernie started pulling ahead, and so frantic strings were pulled to put Biden over the top.
I think this was not the plan, but is a disaster for them and they know it.Thank heaven that smollet was such an idiot.
Posted by: artemis at July 29, 2020 02:45 PM (AwPyG)

=========

Biden was something like their fifth choice.

First Kamala, then Beto, then Buttigieg, then Bloomberg, and finally Biden.

I still find it super weird that the winner of Iowa, Buttigieg, was out of the race less than a month after Iowa.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 02:48 PM (UWqZJ)

65 He's a walking mini-stroke.

Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2020 02:48 PM (XTyi0)

66 Nurse, your comment wasn't missed. I read it all.

I wait for joe to pull out his pud and start playin with it in public.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2020 02:48 PM (Gz0CT)

67 51 James Woods shared this one today

https://tinyurl.com/y6gb4g7k
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 29, 2020 02:45 PM (xPl2J)


So, Hillary's big burly black dude with the epi-pen has transitioned to a white chick with a camelhair coat?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2020 02:48 PM (s2VJv)

68

The 1984 Meme Generator working on overdrive.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 29, 2020 02:48 PM (t4of4)

69 Sniffy Sneaky Fingers.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 29, 2020 02:48 PM (exghZ)

70 "Build Back Better"

From the folks who brought you "I'm With Her" which was so gloriously tone-deaf during a populist wave year.

LOVED how Trump turned that around on them: "I'm With You." The master marketer schooled them on what her slogan should have been.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 29, 2020 02:49 PM (FtO5h)

71 65 He's a walking mini-stroke.
Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2020 02:48 PM (XTyi0)


Biden/Pelosi '20 - Granpa and Gran Mal

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2020 02:49 PM (s2VJv)

72 16 Hmmmm.
Lost time. Delusions. False memories of his own past.

It is becoming increasingly clear that Biden is a victim - possibly a serial victim - of alien abduction. If he has any unexplained small subcutaneous implants, that might clinch it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2020 02:41 PM (hYcqw)

Nuclear Mars rovers with lasers. Navy pilots reporting UFO encounters. Trump announces Space Force. Biden has missing time. Tonybee idea resurrect dead Jupiter.

Posted by: josephistan at July 29, 2020 02:49 PM (Izzlo)

73
So, Hillary's big burly black dude with the epi-pen has transitioned to a white chick with a camelhair coat?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2020 02:48 PM (s2VJv)

That's the one Don Jr. put up too...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 29, 2020 02:49 PM (Zmnko)

74 There I was at President Carter's inauguration standing next to First Lady Nell Carter.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death



*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at July 29, 2020 02:49 PM (dhqL5)

75 I do not understand 'That's the one down I used to work.'

He is devolving into word salad territory.

His tenses are interesting as well.
Posted by: Aetius451AD



It was a joke. Tough crowd.

Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2020 02:49 PM (XTyi0)

76 Sharon, congrats on the move
May you be happy and well in your new home

Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 29, 2020 02:49 PM (EGSGm)

77
Bring Back Better...

Isn't that a Sir Mix-A-lot song?

Posted by: naturalfake at July 29, 2020 02:49 PM (dWwl8)

78 It's just sad to see businesses destroyed. The lockdown is bad enough but to add pointless rioting to it is ridiculous.

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 29, 2020 02:50 PM (JKNZq)

79 "Build Back Better"

-----

I dare Biden to say that 5 times fast. Or once, frankly.

Posted by: josephistan at July 29, 2020 02:50 PM (Izzlo)

80 75 It was a joke. Tough crowd.
Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2020 02:49 PM (XTyi0)

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Just because he's a joke doesn't mean that every utterance that passes his lips is a joke.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 02:50 PM (UWqZJ)

81 73
So, Hillary's big burly black dude with the epi-pen has transitioned to a white chick with a camelhair coat?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2020 02:48 PM (s2VJv)

That's the one Don Jr. put up too...
Posted by: It's me donna at July 29, 2020 02:49 PM (Zmnko)


Really?! Great minds thinking alike.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2020 02:50 PM (s2VJv)

82 He should've whipped out the bagpipes and done the solo from "It's a Long Way to the Top If You Wanna Rock and Roll."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton



That would have been great and would have given fodder to everyone on the political Spectrum. Democrats would hate that he did it and there would be people on here bitching about him just paying the bagpipes instead of doing his job

Posted by: Sharkman at July 29, 2020 02:50 PM (1CsfP)

83 OT - Phoenix DNC HQ arson found. Own goal, it was a lib.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 29, 2020 02:50 PM (k/TB6)

84 It was a joke. Tough crowd.
Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2020 02:49 PM (XTyi0)

Right up there with Groucho Marx, he is.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2020 02:50 PM (A5zUN)

85 I would like to have my time back, please.

Posted by: Joe Biden, The Man from Delaware at July 29, 2020 02:50 PM (vcOmj)

86 83 OT - Phoenix DNC HQ arson found. Own goal, it was a lib.

Knew it

Posted by: It's me donna at July 29, 2020 02:50 PM (Zmnko)

87 Bring Back Better...

Isn't that a Sir Mix-A-lot song?

Posted by: naturalfake at July 29, 2020 02:49 PM (dWwl


Bout my Benzo

https://youtu.be/gGaN-qBJAjo

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 29, 2020 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)

88 >> "Build Back Better"

Fumble phrases frequently?

Posted by: 40 miles north at July 29, 2020 02:51 PM (o2vOl)

89 Is "Build it Back, Better" what they are going with as a slogan? Surprised it's not "We Broke It, You Bought It"

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at July 29, 2020 02:51 PM (nFRLh)

90 83 OT - Phoenix DNC HQ arson found. Own goal, it was a lib.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 29, 2020 02:50 PM (k/TB6)

I am shocked.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2020 02:51 PM (A5zUN)

91 I like the one Don Jr retweeted of Biden being led around like a toddler. A toddler in aviators. He gets distracted when he sees something sparkly, but gets pulled away.

Imagine, the next POTUS could be easily swayed by pulling out your keys and jingling them.

Posted by: clutch cargo at July 29, 2020 02:51 PM (8B6Ng)

92 83 OT - Phoenix DNC HQ arson found. Own goal, it was a lib.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 29, 2020 02:50 PM (k/TB6)

=========

Listen, the Democrats and their client groups are coming together perfectly under a Biden presidency and any worry of lower enthusiasm for Biden is a conspiracy theory made by a Russian bot.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 02:51 PM (UWqZJ)

93 Listen, the Democrats and their client groups are coming together perfectly under a Biden presidency and any worry of lower enthusiasm for Biden is a conspiracy theory made by a Russian bot.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 02:51 PM

Besides... He's 50 points ahead of Trump!

Posted by: It's me donna at July 29, 2020 02:52 PM (Zmnko)

94 Phoenix DNC HQ arson found. Own goal, it was a lib.

**************

DNC Convention gonna be lit.

Literally!

Posted by: Two Weeks From Reclaiming My Times With Zooey Deschanel at July 29, 2020 02:52 PM (+dsLj)

95 OT - Phoenix DNC HQ arson found. Own goal, it was a lib.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 29, 2020 02:50 PM (k/TB6)


WHAT?!?!

No.. Fake news. It was TRUMP!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 29, 2020 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

96 Watching Biden is scary.

I hope if I ever get like that someone takes pity on me and puts a .45 thru and thru my forehead.


Does he even have a clue what's going on?

Jill Biden should go to jail for elder abuse for this.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 29, 2020 02:52 PM (exghZ)

97 And I missed the Portland thread, but I think its interesting that Pence was touring with Dr Birx, using talking points that seem to be inconsistent with the president, and now he's negotiating a stand-down in Portland that also was apparently inconsistent with the president.
Remember my theory; there would be no point in trying to push a 25th amendment removal (which they have tried, again and again and again) unless first the VP was on board. Otherwise, there would be no point at all (see: 25th Amendment)

Posted by: artemis at July 29, 2020 02:52 PM (AwPyG)

98 89 Is "Build it Back, Better" what they are going with as a slogan? Surprised it's not "We Broke It, You Bought It"
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at July 29, 2020 02:51 PM (nFRLh)

What happened to 'No Malarkey'?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2020 02:52 PM (A5zUN)

99 It was a joke. Tough crowd.
Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2020 02:49 PM (XTyi0)


I think at least one audience member "got it".

I'm pretty sure I heard somebody weeping.

Posted by: clutch cargo at July 29, 2020 02:52 PM (8B6Ng)

100 Karen Townsend at HotAss: Former Bush Staffers Join With Democrats To Turn Texas Blue

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 29, 2020 02:52 PM (dNzKv)

101 I still find it super weird that the winner of Iowa, Buttigieg, was out of the race less than a month after Iowa.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield


I find it super weird that was just earlier this year. Seems like it was longer than that. Iowa was a massive clusterfuck but with everything since it's not even in the top five screwed up things about 2020.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: There is always More Stupid at July 29, 2020 02:53 PM (OUMaO)

102 Just cut through a park-n-ride that used to be packed end to end with cars every single weekday. The overflow would run all the way down the back of the adjacent closed-down K-Mart.

I was shocked, the park-n-ride was less than half full and no cars behind the K-Mart building for the first time I've ever seen. No "protests" here, just a result of the COVID response.

The devastation to businesses is just horrific. It's fvcking heartbreaking.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 29, 2020 02:53 PM (FtO5h)

103 Build back better. I'm sorry but is there a translator?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 29, 2020 02:53 PM (jwprJ)

104 What kind of Bear is best?

False ! Black Bears

Bears eat beets. Bears Beets Battlestar Galactica



Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 29, 2020 02:53 PM (NWEal)

105 Joe Biden = Grandpa Knuckles

Posted by: dantesed at July 29, 2020 02:53 PM (88xKn)

106 100 Karen Townsend at HotAss: Former Bush Staffers Join With Democrats To Turn Texas Blue

Not gonna happen... At least this time around

Posted by: It's me donna at July 29, 2020 02:53 PM (Zmnko)

107 96 Watching Biden is scary.

I hope if I ever get like that someone takes pity on me and puts a .45 thru and thru my forehead.


Does he even have a clue what's going on?

Jill Biden should go to jail for elder abuse for this.
Posted by: jakee308 at July 29, 2020 02:52 PM (exghZ)


Biden dies. Jill marries Hunter.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2020 02:53 PM (s2VJv)

108 i'll try to pre-nood before I put up a new post so that willowage is reduced

Posted by: ace at July 29, 2020 02:53 PM (PbpT7)

109 The idea this senile old crook holds even the possibility of becoming President fills me with anxiety and dread.

I don't believe in this hopeful-sounding 'silent majority' stuff. I want the President so far ahead that even the Left can't hide the wave that's coming. We must win this thing.

Posted by: troyriser at July 29, 2020 02:53 PM (pr6Sg)

110
My 93 year old MIL talks like this...
Posted by: Norman Spiny at July 29, 2020 02:44 PM (cqFR+)

======

My 90-year-old great uncle talked like that. He was in a rest home and thought it was a cruise ship.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 29, 2020 02:53 PM (G51Gf)

111 Biden's candidacy parodies parody, mocks mockery and farts in the country's general direction.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 29, 2020 02:54 PM (H8QX8)

112 Here's an acronym that might catch on, just hatched this minute:

WOOPS! ==> We're Out Of Patience, Suckers!

Stick the comma in if you like, but I don't think it scans as well.

Somebody could probably sell a bunch of hats, too, if we've got any entrepreneurs reading this. All rights gladly forfeited. Or a nice Deplorable Gourmet-like effort would be fun, too, with proceeds going to charity (or to the blog).

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at July 29, 2020 02:54 PM (YqED9)

113 I read that as Stinkyfingers, so thought you were talking about #DrunkDonLeMon.

Posted by: ShainS at July 29, 2020 02:54 PM (b82U5)

114 I find it super weird that was just earlier this year. Seems like it was longer than that. Iowa was a massive clusterfuck but with everything since it's not even in the top five screwed up things about 2020.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez: There is always More Stupid at July 29, 2020 02:53 PM (OUMaO)

The shutdown kind of warped time and space.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2020 02:54 PM (A5zUN)

115 I can't wait until the first debate when, after being asked a question about diplomatic relations with China, Biden goes off on a fictitious, irrelevant story about another showdown he once had with "Corn Pop", as 250 million viewers at home look at each other and say "What the hell does that have to do with anything?"

That's assuming that he'll even show up at a debate, a dubious prospect I'd say.


Posted by: Anonymous 7 at July 29, 2020 02:54 PM (Hip2a)

116 Sharon!!!!

https://tinyurl.com/y3kz64r2

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 29, 2020 02:54 PM (o2MD2)

117 108 i'll try to pre-nood before I put up a new post so that willowage is reduced
Posted by: ace at July 29, 2020 02:53 PM (PbpT7)

=========

I pity the lurker just reading through for the first time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 02:54 PM (UWqZJ)

118 108 i'll try to pre-nood before I put up a new post so that willowage is reduced
Posted by: ace at July 29, 2020 02:53 PM (PbpT7)


How does that work - a flaming stop watch with "2 minute warning.?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2020 02:54 PM (s2VJv)

119 He is not a fan of lawlessness.
I don't think this will translate to a democrat winning a national election.

Posted by: nurse ratched




Excellent scouting report from behind enemy lines. Please be careful.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 29, 2020 02:54 PM (1CsfP)

120 When will they tell that sad old man who his VP candidate is?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 29, 2020 02:54 PM (jwprJ)

121 Terry Pratchett is/was a fantastic writer and very prolific. The man brought cheer and insight to everyone who read him. The value of his life was incalculable.

He auto euthanized because he was entering a pre-Alzhiemers disease period.

He was twenty times this idiots cogency. He needs to be in a rest home under restraint.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 29, 2020 02:55 PM (exghZ)

122 I was shocked, the park-n-ride was less than half full and no cars behind the K-Mart building for the first time I've ever seen. No "protests" here, just a result of the COVID response.

The devastation to businesses is just horrific. It's fvcking heartbreaking.
Posted by: Guy Smiley


That, or a lot of work from home. We're doing it thru end of September.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 29, 2020 02:55 PM (dhqL5)

123 That's the one Don Jr. put up too...
Posted by: It's me donna


Don, Jr.

Yeah, he allegedly had an affair with Aubrey O'Day back in 2010 (?) after she was on "Celebrity Apprentice", while he was still married.

Shibumi and I have been watching the old "Celebrity Apprentice" show, and thought O'Day was just some slutty crazy narcissist chick. Then we read the other day that they allegedly had this affair, and O'Day thought that she and Don, Jr, were "soul mates" at the time.

Really crashes my opinion of Don, Jr.

I think O'Day was after either Don Jr. or Eric Trump, because in the show, there was one occasion where she REALLY makes up to Eric. I think he was a little wiser than his brother.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at July 29, 2020 02:55 PM (vcOmj)

124 108
i'll try to pre-nood before I put up a new post so that willowage is reduced

Posted by: ace at July 29, 2020 02:53 PM (PbpT7)

Ace - Master Arborist

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 29, 2020 02:55 PM (k/TB6)

125 88 >> "Build Back Better"

Finger females firmly?

Posted by: 40 miles north at July 29, 2020 02:55 PM (o2vOl)

126 Jared Polesmoker is a fat pompous mini-Cuomo heartless bastard asshoe.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 29, 2020 02:55 PM (FtO5h)

127 Posted by: ace

s'ok, ace.
I'm sorry to have drug a long post over.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2020 02:55 PM (W2Pud)

128

"Build Back Better" is his campaign slogan?

wth...

Melania's Be Better plus MAGA/KAG?
So stupid.
You know they mocked Be Better.
Build Back what?
Build.
Back.
Better.

lol

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 29, 2020 02:55 PM (t4of4)

129 I thought it said "Brokeback Better."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 29, 2020 02:55 PM (GRbI+)

130 117 108 i'll try to pre-nood before I put up a new post so that willowage is reduced
Posted by: ace at July 29, 2020 02:53 PM (PbpT7)

=========

I pity the lurker just reading through for the first time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 02:54 PM (UWqZJ)


I literally LOL'd.

Posted by: Synova at July 29, 2020 02:55 PM (BD/yx)

131 Butt Butter's Better!

Posted by: Peterbreath Buttgig at July 29, 2020 02:55 PM (Vy7tf)

132

How does that work - a flaming stop watch with "2 minute warning.?"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2020 02:54 PM (s2VJv)


A post by the flaming rectum of David French that says "You've been warned."

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 29, 2020 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)

133 I think dementia is God's mercy that you are no longer aware that you are dying.

Posted by: Regular joe at July 29, 2020 02:55 PM (L9P9s)

134 The Democrats need Joe to be like this. Their plan is to have someone run things while he smiles and dodders, just like ValJar did with TFG.

Posted by: Roy at July 29, 2020 02:55 PM (Ti+Tv)

135 Biden's speech at Kingswood Community Center needs to be aired on all the national news broadcasts, so LIV understand what how brilliant his "joke" is.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at July 29, 2020 02:56 PM (BRkq2)

136 BARACK BETTER BACK

I am sure ole Joe will attempt the easy to remember stupid slogan, with a bullhorn and cheer/stutter:
BRING BACK BETTER

BETTER BACK BUTT
BUILD BACKS BETTER
BUILD BLACKS BETCHA
BODY BUILDERS BETTER
BIDEN BACKS BETTER
BETTER BIDEN BUCKS
BLACKS BETTER BOTE

VOTE FOR TRUMP




Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Aging supermodel, Wuhan fighter at July 29, 2020 02:56 PM (SK2xO)

137 That, or a lot of work from home. We're doing it thru end of September.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 29, 2020 02:55 PM (dhqL5)

I wish it was, but downtown is devastated. I couldn't take passing by one more favorite place that's closed or having a going out of business sale.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 29, 2020 02:56 PM (FtO5h)

138 it's a like watching a stuttering, slow-motion over-the-cliff train derailment covered in stewed prunes and vomit

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 29, 2020 02:56 PM (luzVb)

139


The Q and A was pathetic.

They kissed his ass, and let him ramble and ramble, saying jackshit.

Three questions, then he's out. Ridiculous.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at July 29, 2020 02:56 PM (lg/F7)

140 Must've been cut from commercial TV. They cut the best part!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe!




"YOU DICK!!!" - The Wisdom of Jeff Spicoli, p. 1.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 29, 2020 02:56 PM (1CsfP)

141 Karen Townsend at HotAss

*****************

I don't think such a positive term like hot ass should be ascribed to TepidAir.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Reclaiming My Time With Zooey Deschanel at July 29, 2020 02:56 PM (+dsLj)

142 like the one Don Jr retweeted of Biden being led around like a toddler. A toddler in aviators. He gets distracted when he sees something sparkly, but gets pulled away.

Imagine, the next POTUS could be easily swayed by pulling out your keys and jingling them.
Posted by: clutch cargo

I was reminded of Rainman being led around by his backpack.

Judge Wopner is on in 35 minutes!

Posted by: Bruce at July 29, 2020 02:56 PM (vd8XM)

143 Cribbage requires, at a minimum, the ability to count to 31.

Joe can't count to 10.

Posted by: Auspex at July 29, 2020 02:56 PM (Xo3T0)

144 What kind of Bear is best?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 29, 2020 02:53 PM (NWEal)


The ones that crush the pic-a-nic baskets before them, see them driven in for you, and hear the lamentations of Ranger Smith.

Posted by: Smarter than the average bear at July 29, 2020 02:56 PM (8B6Ng)

145 So he takes off his mask to spit all over the microphone that the high school auditorium workers then have to touch.

Posted by: Charles Darwin - COVID takes 15 min - get govt document with dates if you are quarantined and traced at July 29, 2020 02:57 PM (hNEmI)

146 What happened to 'No Malarkey'?
________________

We did a focus group after we announced the slogan, and we found that 93% of voters under age 65 thought that "malarkey" was slang for "cognitive functioning."

Posted by: Biden's Brain Trust at July 29, 2020 02:57 PM (k4dH2)

147 You know. We have an entire meme named for a commenter who I haven't seen here for quite a while.

I find that fascinating.

She lives on in the comments.

As long as her name and/or her meme is named she'll live forever.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 29, 2020 02:57 PM (exghZ)

148 You have to add his "crimate clisis" clip.

Yes, he really says that

Posted by: RoyalOil at July 29, 2020 02:57 PM (aO8Gd)

149 18
"Build Back Better"



I mean, they were obviously going for alliteration, but that's just weird. Forced.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 02:41 PM (UWqZJ)

____________


Biden/Abrams 2020 -- Build Back Better/Baby Got Back!!!

Posted by: ShainS at July 29, 2020 02:57 PM (b82U5)

150 142
I was reminded of Rainman being led around by his backpack.

Judge Wopner is on in 35 minutes!
Posted by: Bruce at July 29, 2020 02:56 PM (vd8XM)


I think it's either Dagoner or Guineaner. Wopner is not PC.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2020 02:57 PM (s2VJv)

151 This is actually going to be an interesting election.

According to the Left, Donald Trump is the most unacceptable, demented, evil fascist maniac in human history, and exponentially the most unelectable Presidential candidate since 1792, and anyone who votes for him should be imprisoned or killed.

According to the Right, Joe Biden is nearly in a vegetative state, has tertiary Alzheimer's Disease, barely known who he is, where he is, what decade it is or what office he's even running for, and is far and away the least qualified candidate since 1792, and if elected would "allow" a cadre of unelected communist traitors to take over the reins of government behind the scenes to intentionally destroy the nation from within.

Approximately 50% of voters agree with the first statement, and approximately 50% agree with the second statement.

Faced with the two "least-electable" candidates of all time, what will the "average" "undecided" "middle-of-the-road" voter do?

Posted by: zombie at July 29, 2020 02:58 PM (HEEq1)

152 The Q and A was pathetic.

They kissed his ass, and let him ramble and ramble, saying jackshit.

Three questions, then he's out. Ridiculous.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian


Brown lipstick in the pressroom.

Yes, they make me gag.

And Biden gets to skate on all this.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at July 29, 2020 02:58 PM (vcOmj)

153 Make guns, not butter.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 29, 2020 02:58 PM (t+qrx)

154 i'll try to pre-nood before I put up a new post so that willowage is reduced


And that , people, is how you hit your KPIs.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 29, 2020 02:58 PM (luzVb)

155 Erikson:
it is true that conservatives are always more likely to be forced to distance ourselves from bad people than the left. If a Republican city councilman in Nowheresville, TX says something stupid, every Republican pundit and the President is confronted by the press and expected to renounce him. If Louis Farrakhan says something inflammatory about Jews, all the Democrats can still go fundraise with him next week.

It is a double standard, but we know it exists and has existed and yet Stella Immanuel got to stand behind that microphone.


We just have to learn to live by their rules, rubes!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 29, 2020 02:58 PM (dNzKv)

156

"YOU DICK!!!" - The Wisdom of Jeff Spicoli, p. 1.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 29, 2020 02:56 PM (1CsfP)


https://youtu.be/n7zfnbdyAW8

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 29, 2020 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)

157 129
I thought it said "Brokeback Better."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 29, 2020 02:55 PM (GRbI+)

I can't quit you!!

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 29, 2020 02:58 PM (k/TB6)

158 I never got around to reading a Disc World book.

Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2020 02:58 PM (XTyi0)

159 BARACK BETTER BACK

I am sure ole Joe will attempt the easy to remember stupid slogan, with a bullhorn and cheer/stutter:
BRING BACK BETTER

BETTER BACK BUTT
BUILD BACKS BETTER
BUILD BLACKS BETCHA
BODY BUILDERS BETTER
BIDEN BACKS BETTER
BETTER BIDEN BUCKS
BLACKS BETTER BOTE

VOTE FOR TRUMP




Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Aging supermodel, Wuhan fighter at July 29, 2020 02:56 PM (SK2xO)


Baby Got Back
Sir Mixalot

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 29, 2020 02:58 PM (t4of4)

160 148 You have to add his "crimate clisis" clip.

Yes, he really says that
Posted by: RoyalOil at July 29, 2020 02:57 PM (aO8Gd)


Whoa, I read that as criminal clitoris ship.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2020 02:58 PM (s2VJv)

161 I like the "hehhehheh (dear lord, everyone laugh so it look like joke "

Posted by: RoyalOil at July 29, 2020 02:58 PM (aO8Gd)

162 58
I'm here.

Waiting for the movers to show up with my stuff....





It is just unbelievable that they are running this man for President.

They can't even hide how frail and old he looks. Put him next to
Trump, the energizer bunny, looking hale and hearty and standing next to
his smiling young wife.....I mean seriously.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 29, 2020 02:47 PM (Ikxvt)
The really sad thing? Look at the other candidates he beat out for the nomination. The Dem voters are willing to go with an alzheimers patient over the rest of the field.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 29, 2020 02:58 PM (N39Ws)

163 Joe can't count to 10.


That's being generous.

Posted by: dantesed at July 29, 2020 02:58 PM (88xKn)

164 The dems were trying to do the "splitter" strategy, which is mainly to put up a stealth candidate that the powers- that-be know is not popular with their voters (Hillary? M Obama?)

It happens all the time, now. See: Washington state election. There couldn't be a clearer indication that the country is being run by a cabal who wishes they didn't have to pretend that the voters mattered.

Posted by: artemis at July 29, 2020 02:58 PM (AwPyG)

165 You know. We have an entire meme named for a commenter who I haven't seen here for quite a while.

I find that fascinating.

She lives on in the comments.

As long as her name and/or her meme is named she'll live forever.
Posted by: jakee308



Holds up a three fingered mockingjay salute in tribute!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 29, 2020 02:58 PM (dhqL5)

166 147 You know. We have an entire meme named for a commenter who I haven't seen here for quite a while.

I find that fascinating.

She lives on in the comments.

As long as her name and/or her meme is named she'll live forever.
Posted by: jakee308 at July 29, 2020 02:57 PM (exghZ)


Willow was here yesterday.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 29, 2020 02:58 PM (o2MD2)

167 I still find it super weird that the winner of Iowa, Buttigieg, was out of the race less than a month after Iowa.

He got to spend a week with salty rivers of hot shame running down his cheeks. That was his price.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 29, 2020 02:59 PM (ExV1e)

168 Matter of time before his three gorges fails.

Posted by: Charles Darwin - COVID takes 15 min - get govt document with dates if you are quarantined and traced at July 29, 2020 02:59 PM (hNEmI)

169 Lost time. Delusions. False memories of his own past.



Worst haiku ever.

Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself at July 29, 2020 02:59 PM (yQpMk)

170
I don't think this will translate to a democrat winning a national election.
Posted by: nurse ratched

========

I'm curious about that guy's voting history.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 29, 2020 02:59 PM (G51Gf)

171 Faced with the two "least-electable" candidates of all time, what will the "average" "undecided" "middle-of-the-road" voter do?
Posted by: zombie at July 29, 2020 02:58 PM (HEEq1)


It depends on who is offering the free Mac 'n' cheese.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 29, 2020 02:59 PM (dNzKv)

172

What is he talking about?

https://tinyurl.com/y4b7c2yb

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at July 29, 2020 02:59 PM (lg/F7)

173 You have to add his "crimate clisis" clip.

Yes, he really says that
Posted by: RoyalOil at July 29, 2020 02:57 PM (aO8Gd)


Whoa, I read that as criminal clitoris ship.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton



I didn't until you mentioned it. Now I can't unsee it.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 29, 2020 02:59 PM (dhqL5)

174 151 Faced with the two "least-electable" candidates of all time, what will the "average" "undecided" "middle-of-the-road" voter do?
Posted by: zombie at July 29, 2020 02:58 PM (HEEq1)


Trump is electable merely by the fact that he was indeed elected.

Aside from that, he's always been the tits in electability.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2020 02:59 PM (s2VJv)

175 166 147 You know. We have an entire meme named for a commenter who I haven't seen here for quite a while.

I find that fascinating.

She lives on in the comments.

As long as her name and/or her meme is named she'll live forever.
Posted by: jakee308 at July 29, 2020 02:57 PM (exghZ)


Willow was here yesterday.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 29, 2020 02:58 PM (o2MD2)

How can you tell, do you spend time looking at old threads?

Posted by: Someguy at July 29, 2020 02:59 PM (Zm+LZ)

176 Everytime Joe and his running mate are on the same platform he'll have to be reintroduced.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 29, 2020 02:59 PM (jwprJ)

177 As long as her name and/or her meme is named she'll live forever.
Posted by: jakee308

willow was around yesterday, I believe.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2020 03:00 PM (W2Pud)

178 Lost time. Delusions. False memories of his own past.


I'm reclaiming my timeQ

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 29, 2020 03:00 PM (dNzKv)

179 148
You have to add his "crimate clisis" clip.



Yes, he really says that

Posted by: RoyalOil at July 29, 2020 02:57 PM (aO8Gd)

_________


I will donate $10,000 to his campaign if he uses the phrase "climate clitoris" and "my sneakyfingers" in the same sentence.

Posted by: ShainS at July 29, 2020 03:00 PM (b82U5)

180 Joe can't count to 10.


That's being generous.
Posted by: dantesed at July 29, 2020 02:58 PM (88xKn)


YEARS ago, I asked my father in law if he could say his abc's........In front of my young daughter.

He failed.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 29, 2020 03:00 PM (Zz0t1)

181 166 As long as her name and/or her meme is named she'll live forever.
Posted by: jakee308 at July 29, 2020 02:57 PM (exghZ)


Willow was here yesterday.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 29, 2020 02:58 PM (o2MD2)

========

Confirmed: Willow hasn't been here in forever.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 03:00 PM (UWqZJ)

182 Whoa, I read that as criminal clitoris ship.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2020 02:58 PM (s2VJv)

Man in the boat is a repeat offender?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 29, 2020 03:00 PM (k/TB6)

183 Where I live, Mac 'n' cheese is considered a vegetable.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 29, 2020 03:00 PM (xfb67)

184 91 I like the one Don Jr retweeted of Biden being led around like a toddler. A toddler in aviators. He gets distracted when he sees something sparkly, but gets pulled away.

Imagine, the next POTUS could be easily swayed by pulling out your keys and jingling them.
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 29, 2020 02:51 PM (8B6Ng)

Imagine the next President could fall for the "I got your nose" trick.

Posted by: josephistan at July 29, 2020 03:00 PM (Izzlo)

185 Faced with the two "least-electable" candidates of all time, what will the "average" "undecided" "middle-of-the-road" voter do?
Posted by: zombie


flip a coin?
Ask the magic 8-ball?

I dunno.

I am not the biggest Trump fan in the world, but I gave him a lot of money in 2016, and have sent him money this year, and will send more.

Nothing scared me more than Hillary as President, than Joe Biden being a figure head, and who knows who will really be running the country?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at July 29, 2020 03:00 PM (vcOmj)

186 They can't even hide how frail and old he looks. Put him next to Trump, the energizer bunny, looking hale and hearty and standing next to his smiling young wife.....I mean seriously.

****************

Thats why they want out of the debate. No manner of water carrying by the dildo sucking moderator and media is going to be enough to save his sundowning ass.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Reclaiming My Time With Zooey Deschanel at July 29, 2020 03:00 PM (+dsLj)

187 He should've whipped out the bagpipes and done the solo from "It's a Long Way to the Top If You Wanna Rock and Roll."

https://youtu.be/K-Op1Mng4oY

Posted by: Hawkpilot at July 29, 2020 03:00 PM (syC9q)

188 Whoa, I read that as criminal clitoris ship.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2020 02:58 PM (s2VJv)


They just laid the keel for another one of those. LCS-29.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 29, 2020 03:00 PM (t+qrx)

189
117 108 i'll try to pre-nood before I put up a new post so that willowage is reduced
Posted by: ace at July 29, 2020 02:53 PM (PbpT7)

=========

I pity the lurker just reading through for the first time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 02:54 PM (UWqZJ)







*snort*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 29, 2020 03:01 PM (EGyGV)

190 Posted by: zombie at July 29, 2020 02:58 PM (HEEq1)

Except one is false and the other is the truth. Hopefully not all voters are idiots and not able to tell truth from fiction.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 29, 2020 03:01 PM (NWEal)

191 185 Nothing scared me more than Hillary as President, than Joe Biden being a figure head, and who knows who will really be running the country?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at July 29, 2020 03:00 PM (vcOmj)

=========

Same people as last time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 03:01 PM (UWqZJ)

192 I saw Criminal Clitoris open for Pussy Riot at The Kremlin in 2014.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 29, 2020 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)

193 Faced with the two "least-electable" candidates of all time, what will the "average" "undecided" "middle-of-the-road" voter do?
_________________

We're going to make the sane choice, and write-in Kanye West!

Posted by: average middle-of-the-road voters at July 29, 2020 03:01 PM (k4dH2)

194
Brown lipstick in the pressroom.

Yes, they make me gag.

And Biden gets to skate on all this.



Much better form.

Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself at July 29, 2020 03:01 PM (yQpMk)

195 Build Back Better

Try it with a ? after a word.

Build? Back better.

Build back? Better.

Build back better?

Posted by: RoyalOil at July 29, 2020 03:01 PM (aO8Gd)

196
Faced with the two "least-electable" candidates of all time, what will the "average" "undecided" "middle-of-the-road" voter do?
Posted by: zombie

=======

I think we got that answer in 2016.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 29, 2020 03:01 PM (G51Gf)

197 193 Faced with the two "least-electable" candidates of all time, what will the "average" "undecided" "middle-of-the-road" voter do?
_________________

We're going to make the sane choice, and write-in Kanye West!
Posted by: average middle-of-the-road voters at July 29, 2020 03:01 PM (k4dH2)

=========

I want to see California Democrats spend money on ads in Los Angeles against Kanye for president.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 03:02 PM (UWqZJ)

198 over/under on when Joe whips his dick out on live TV?

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 29, 2020 03:02 PM (FZYNt)

199 How can you tell, do you spend time looking at old threads?
Posted by: Someguy at July 29, 2020 02:59 PM (Zm+LZ)

The thread was current and yesterday as I said.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 29, 2020 03:02 PM (o2MD2)

200 Thank heaven that smollet was such an idiot.

Posted by: artemis at July 29, 2020 02:45 PM (AwPyG)

Thank heaven indeed. The anti-lynching law she pushed in response to the Smollet hoax (want to bet she knew when it was going to happen so she could have the verbiage ready?) was supposed to have been her springboard into the Presidency.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 29, 2020 03:02 PM (uquGJ)

201 Among Biteme's many loathesome traits one that stands out is that imaginary film clip in his head in which he always seems to see himself as some Working Class Inspirational Tough guy, like a Knute Rockne giving "the guys" a locker room pep talk.

"Y'know we're gonna take those biyyons from those corprate razzmatazzes and give it to t'all the real hard-workin' people like in Scranton and Dee troit... " etc etc

What a fake, phony, shit-for-brains he is.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at July 29, 2020 03:02 PM (koNhm)

202 "Back" is a terrible campaign word. One of the worst. No one tell them?

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2020 03:03 PM (bFcrv)

203 154 i'll try to pre-nood before I put up a new post so that willowage is reduced


And that , people, is how you hit your KPIs.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 29, 2020 02:58 PM (luzVb)

and improve your deliverables.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2020 03:03 PM (A5zUN)

204 As long as willowage doesn't equal boobage.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 29, 2020 03:03 PM (r+sAi)

205
Same people as last time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield


to this, I say........

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at July 29, 2020 03:03 PM (vcOmj)

206 I pity the lurker just reading through for the first time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 02:54 PM (UWqZJ)
++++++
I know a lurker. He kept asking about some of the dialect we use here. I wrote him a glossary of terms and what they mean and their histories (for the ones I know, anyway). It wasn't complete (it never is) but it was enough to get by. He described it as "This is like a narrative description of an Egyptian hieroglyphic cartouche as heard by a blind man."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2020 03:04 PM (hYcqw)

207
Thank heaven indeed. The anti-lynching law she pushed in response to the Smollet hoax (want to bet she knew when it was going to happen so she could have the verbiage ready?) was supposed to have been her springboard into the Presidency.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 29, 2020 03:02 PM (uquGJ)


No one on her staff mentioned that lynching was already illegal and has been for a VERY long time?

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 29, 2020 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)

208 203 154 i'll try to pre-nood before I put up a new post so that willowage is reduced


And that , people, is how you hit your KPIs.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 29, 2020 02:58 PM (luzVb)

and improve your deliverables.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

EBIT - ya gotta get it up

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 29, 2020 03:04 PM (FZYNt)

209 Among Biteme's many loathesome traits one that stands out is that imaginary film clip in his head in which he always seems to see himself as some Working Class Inspirational Tough guy, like a Knute Rockne giving "the guys" a locker room pep talk.

Has he challenged anyone to fisticuffs lately?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 29, 2020 03:04 PM (jwprJ)

210 148 You have to add his "crimate clisis" clip.

Yes, he really says that
Posted by: RoyalOil at July 29, 2020 02:57 PM (aO8Gd)

Crimate Clisis? What more proof do you need that he's working for China?

Posted by: josephistan at July 29, 2020 03:04 PM (Izzlo)

211 >
The ones that crush the pic-a-nic baskets before them, see them driven in for you, and hear the lamentations of Ranger Smith.

Posted by: Smarter than the average bear at July 29, 2020 02:56 PM (8B6Ng)


How you doin?

Posted by: Muad'dib - Who Has a Bear Tag This Year at July 29, 2020 03:04 PM (sjdRT)

212 About the 3 gorges dam--i mentioned before that if I were a suspicious soul, I'd think about China's role in these years events and how strange it seems that they've got a OMG disaster, ready to go. Waiting, waiting--any minute now.
I wouldn't be surprised if it will collapse just as the first indictments come, so that the media has something else to cover, wall to wall.
(assuming indictments are coming; this actually makes me hopeful)

Posted by: artemis at July 29, 2020 03:04 PM (AwPyG)

213 and improve your deliverables.



I'm going to need your TPS by EOD.

Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself at July 29, 2020 03:04 PM (yQpMk)

214 i'll try to pre-nood before I put up a new post so that willowage is reduced


And that , people, is how you hit your KPIs.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 29, 2020 02:58 PM (luzVb)

and improve your deliverables.
Posted by: Aetius451AD



While maximizing your synergies.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 29, 2020 03:04 PM (dhqL5)

215
Build back better. I'm sorry but is there a translator?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 29, 2020 02:53 PM (jwprJ)

The NeverTrumpers thought it said Bull Baby Batter and got right on board.

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2020 03:05 PM (bFcrv)

216 Because cope n paste on a phone is dangerous, just want to thank Nurse for the front line report without trying to reference the actual post.

Stay safe, Nurse.

Posted by: blake - goin mobile at July 29, 2020 03:05 PM (ZYbHn)

217 Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 29, 2020 02:58 PM (o2MD2)


That's good to know. I personally haven't seen her nic in quite a while. That has no meaning here over all but I have nothing else to go by except for this response.

Thanks. I feel better now. I don't see a lot of the folks I used to see post before.

It's worse than an old folks home. The old ones disappear and new ones you've never seen before show up.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 29, 2020 03:05 PM (exghZ)

218 Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 29, 2020 02:54 PM (o2MD2)

Were you abused as a child?

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 29, 2020 03:05 PM (ExV1e)

219 I know a lurker. He kept asking about some of the dialect we use here. I wrote him a glossary of terms and what they mean and their histories (for the ones I know, anyway). It wasn't complete (it never is) but it was enough to get by. He described it as "This is like a narrative description of an Egyptian hieroglyphic cartouche as heard by a blind man."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2020 03:04 PM (hYcqw)

You wrote the Rosetta Stone?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2020 03:06 PM (A5zUN)

220 I've posted this before

Dem Nominee Bill Clinton: No way the Dems could ever again nominate a worse human for President .

Dem Nominee Barack Obama: okay maybe he is a worst human being than Clinton but the Dems can't possibly ever nominate someone worse again.

Dem Nominee Hillary Clinton: are you fucking kidding me ! They have hit the bottom this time and no way but up in the future.

Dem Nominee Joe Biden: I give up .

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 29, 2020 03:06 PM (NWEal)

221 Joey Bidet thinks 25 or 6 to 4 is a real time hack.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 29, 2020 03:06 PM (WOTcK)

222 heh, Ace.
I blame a spoonful of the tea in which he had soaked a morsel of the cake

Posted by: Gilded Age II at July 29, 2020 03:06 PM (BRkq2)

223
Since there will be no debates, Trump should straight up ask Biden to recite the alphabet on a livestream. I bet even prepping for it, he'd stumble through it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 29, 2020 03:06 PM (Tm4zg)

224 willowed:

Salty Rivers of Hot Shame Run Down the Fat Traitor's Cheeks of John Brennan

That's beautiful


Posted by: Braenyard at July 29, 2020 03:06 PM (lfmil)

225 >and improve your deliverables.

Posted by: Aetius451AD







While maximizing your synergies.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 29, 2020 03:04 PM (dhqL5)


Proactively navigate your internal and external ambiguities and complexities, while realizing opportunities globally. You leakers.

Posted by: Muad'dib - Who Has a Bear Tag This Year at July 29, 2020 03:06 PM (sjdRT)

226 While maximizing your synergies.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 29, 2020 03:04 PM (dhqL5)

Stray voltage outside the paradigm?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 29, 2020 03:06 PM (k/TB6)

227 i'll try to pre-nood before I put up a new post so that willowage is reduced


And that , people, is how you hit your KPIs.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 29, 2020 02:58 PM (luzVb)

and improve your deliverables.
Posted by: Aetius451AD



While maximizing your synergies.
Posted by: rickb223

While we're all in this together

Posted by: Bruce at July 29, 2020 03:06 PM (vd8XM)

228


Bud Good is Mr Big!!!

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at July 29, 2020 03:07 PM (lg/F7)

229
No one on her staff mentioned that lynching was already illegal and has been for a VERY long time?
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 29, 2020 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)

Irony is, if it wasn't for lynching, Democrats wouldn't have anything to do these days.

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2020 03:07 PM (bFcrv)

230 Prediction:

When Biden's running mate is finally announced, and they have their first presser together, Biden will at least once address them by the name of one of the other people who were under consideration by mistake.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 29, 2020 03:07 PM (6FeV1)

231 Seems like I saw willow not that long ago. During the endless period of lockdown?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2020 03:07 PM (A5zUN)

232 A wise teacher once told me that every group has their own language--everyone likes the secret handshake. It's tribal, in a way.
ace's tribe

Posted by: artemis at July 29, 2020 03:07 PM (AwPyG)

233 >>They can't even hide how frail and old he looks. Put him next to Trump, the energizer bunny, looking hale and hearty and standing next to his smiling young wife. . . . .I mean seriously.




Put him next to anyone other than Bernie, Pelosi, Schumer, Hillary, -- oh wait, I think I see why they think they can run Biden. . .


Sad!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 29, 2020 03:07 PM (bDqIh)

234 The salty shot running down John Brennan's cheeks probably ain't tears.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 29, 2020 03:07 PM (H5knJ)

235 I know a lurker. He kept asking about some of the dialect we use here. I wrote him a glossary of terms and what they mean and their histories (for the ones I know, anyway). It wasn't complete (it never is) but it was enough to get by. He described it as "This is like a narrative description of an Egyptian hieroglyphic cartouche as heard by a blind man."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2020 03:04 PM (hYcqw)

You wrote the Rosetta Stone?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

I did, She never wrote back

Posted by: Bruce at July 29, 2020 03:07 PM (vd8XM)

236 Joey Bidet - a candidate from the bottom of the barrel.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 29, 2020 03:08 PM (WOTcK)

237 person woman man camera tv

Posted by: Pliney at July 29, 2020 03:08 PM (nzKWW)

238 Posted by: Muad'dib - Who Has a Bear Tag This Year at July 29, 2020 03:04 PM (sjdRT)

Look out, Bump.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 29, 2020 03:08 PM (t+qrx)

239 There is no way Biden wins w/o massive fraud.

Posted by: Archer at July 29, 2020 03:08 PM (gmo/4)

240 Stray voltage outside the paradigm?
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 29, 2020 03:06 PM (k/TB6)
++++++++++++
But you can only see it from the 30,000-foot view, so make sure you don't try to boil the ocean when you're working on your elevator pitch.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2020 03:08 PM (hYcqw)

241 Posted by: zombie at July 29, 2020 02:58 PM (HEEq1)

Except one is false and the other is the truth. Hopefully not all voters are idiots and not able to tell truth from fiction.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 29, 2020 03:01 PM (NWEal)


What worries me is SO many of the "normals" are low info voters. Granted, I live in a weird-ass bubble being in Silicon Valley. But a lot of the "conservative-ish" types honestly don't know that there's cities burning. They tune into CNN or MSNBC. The really enlightened ones listen to NPR.

As I've said before, I can do my cult de-programming if I've got a spare hour (I usually have to play both sides because they can't even argue for the left), but after a week or two they're on to the next thing.

When NPR, CNN and everybody around the water cooler is on the same page constantly repeating the same mantra, it's hard to make a lasting impression. Only those directly affected get it.

Posted by: clutch cargo at July 29, 2020 03:08 PM (8B6Ng)

242 >>Seems like I saw willow not that long ago. During the endless period of lockdown?



Oh yes, willow still visits.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 29, 2020 03:08 PM (bDqIh)

243 289 Well 'mom' I'm a mom and have also been a pregnant mom like the one George and friends robbed and hit

So?
Posted by: willow at July 28, 2020 07:19 PM (lSAWH)


My proof. The ass kissing can begin with Thejamesmadison. I like tongue.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 29, 2020 03:08 PM (o2MD2)

244 220 I've posted this before

Dem Nominee Bill Clinton: No way the Dems could ever again nominate a worse human for President .

Dem Nominee Barack Obama: okay maybe he is a worst human being than Clinton but the Dems can't possibly ever nominate someone worse again.

Dem Nominee Hillary Clinton: are you fucking kidding me ! They have hit the bottom this time and no way but up in the future.

Dem Nominee Joe Biden: I give up .
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 29, 2020 03:06 PM (NWEal)

Dem Nominee Xi Jinping: Fine. Whatever. I'll be in my bunk. On Mars.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 29, 2020 03:08 PM (6FeV1)

245 Posted by: rickb223 at July 29, 2020 03:04 PM (dhqL5)


Don't forget to keep up with your TPS reports.

Yeah.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 29, 2020 03:08 PM (exghZ)

246 Did you know that the Egyptians didn't use hieroglyphics for regular writing? Hieroglyphics were just for decorative and special purposes.

The had an entire other script called demotic for day to day administration.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 29, 2020 03:08 PM (xfb67)

247 Gregory Steube FL-R noticing that his parents aren't getting his email and getting sent directly to Spam folder. Same with campaign emails.
Suddenly last year all his campaign info to supporters is going to Spam.

Steube what assurances can give me that bias isn't impacting the algorithms and sending conservative emails to Spam.

Fuck Pichai.

Posted by: vivi at July 29, 2020 03:08 PM (11H2y)

248 Can't wait for Biden's Virtual Town Hall to become the Virtual Biden Town Hall.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 29, 2020 03:08 PM (luzVb)

249 >>But you can only see it from the 30,000-foot view, so make sure you don't try to boil the ocean when you're working on your elevator pitch.


Leave that stuff for the tiger team!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 29, 2020 03:09 PM (bDqIh)

250 Bring Back Better? That's Joe Biden's winning motto? How very dumb.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 29, 2020 03:09 PM (O+I8R)

251 Joey Bidet, a See-and-Say is smarter.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 29, 2020 03:09 PM (WOTcK)

252 Oh yes, willow still visits.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 29, 2020 03:08 PM (bDqIh)


Some say that when the hour is most dire and our need is great, willow will again appear to those who believe, a couple threads down.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 29, 2020 03:09 PM (t+qrx)

253
Bring Back Better?

-------

What? For real? I'm not sure if that's better or worse than "No Malarkey."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 29, 2020 03:10 PM (Tm4zg)

254 My proof. The ass kissing can begin with Thejamesmadison. I like tongue.
Posted by: Xipe Totec



*bown chicka bown bown*

Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2020 03:10 PM (XTyi0)

255 190 Posted by: zombie at July 29, 2020 02:58 PM (HEEq1)

Except one is false and the other is the truth. Hopefully not all voters are idiots and not able to tell truth from fiction.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation


Ah, but the media is nearly 100% controlled by the Left, so they would insist that the "true" statement is the Trump is an evil fascist maniac. So the LIVs could very easily get misled.

I sense that the electorate is actually like a game of Go, it's actually about what micro-region you live in, and what the ambience is -- like the areas "captured" or surrounded by each side in a Go game. If all your neighbors fly American flags and wear MAGA hats, you'll tend to think that voting for Trump is a perfectly normal and acceptable thing to do. If all your neighbors have BLM signs and Bernie stickers etc., you'll tend to think that voting for Trump is simply not an option, lest you be ostracized.

So, as usual, it will come down to purple suburbs in swing states. A few thousand people in obscure areas will likely decided the fate of civilization.

Posted by: zombie at July 29, 2020 03:10 PM (HEEq1)

256
He's just in training camp for the whirlwind campaign trail. 10 speeches a day in 20 states!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 29, 2020 03:10 PM (mht8P)

257 https://tinyurl.com/y3kz64r2

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 29, 2020 02:54 PM (o2MD2
Wow. That one is insane looking!
Thanks. Love how you keep finding new ones. I do like the blue ones best however.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 29, 2020 03:10 PM (x0j+O)

258 Same people as last time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 03:01 PM (UWqZJ)


Exactly.
We just wouldn't have Trump to call them out.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 29, 2020 03:11 PM (t4of4)

259 Well, I guess we're not going to have any Biden/Trump debates.

Posted by: Rev. FenelonSpoke, not a lesbian. at July 29, 2020 03:11 PM (oDRcK)

260

Build Back Better.

"Is that that young girl's name? Better? Bring her back over here." - Joe Oatmeal Brain

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at July 29, 2020 03:11 PM (lg/F7)

261 Make Mine Malarkey!

Posted by: Mr. Barky at July 29, 2020 03:11 PM (hKi6n)

262 That nurse walking Grandpa Joe seems much worse than his location forgetfulness.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 29, 2020 03:11 PM (r+sAi)

263 First question for Biden's VP pick:

"Other than your vajajay and skin color, why would you be qualified to assume the Presidency?"

Posted by: xnycpeasant at July 29, 2020 03:11 PM (koNhm)

264 Thankfully Dr. Jill makes sure Joey Bidet is dressed.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 29, 2020 03:11 PM (WOTcK)

265 Some say that when the hour is most dire and our need is great, willow will again appear to those who believe, a couple threads down.
Posted by: hogmartin



S'true!

Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2020 03:11 PM (XTyi0)

266 Biden now looks just gormless. Let's talk about enthusiasm for what?

Posted by: Decaf at July 29, 2020 03:11 PM (4D+FL)

267 What's the rumpus?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 29, 2020 03:12 PM (yQpMk)

268 Thanks. Love how you keep finding new ones. I do like the blue ones best however.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 29, 2020 03:10 PM (x0j+O)

I will remember that

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 29, 2020 03:12 PM (o2MD2)

269 By the way, waiting outside for an eye appointment in 106 is uncomfortable. Yay social distancing!

Posted by: blake - goin mobile at July 29, 2020 03:12 PM (ZYbHn)

270 >>> 108
i'll try to pre-nood before I put up a new post so that willowage is reducedPosted by: ace at July 29, 2020 02:53 PM (PbpT7)

Some auto/script thingy that takes the first-first and auto appends it to the end of the previous thread with "nood:". It would still reward the firsters while providing a useful service to the moron hord. And you wouldn't have to do anything, except that auto/script thingy I vaguely refer to without any specifics. Look I'm just an idea / big picture sort of guy.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 29, 2020 03:12 PM (l6b3d)

271 Dude looks like a demented Fred Rogers.


"Won't you be my serf?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 29, 2020 03:12 PM (6FeV1)

272 Bring back the butter?
Who took the butter ?!

Posted by: Other demented guy down the hall from Joe at July 29, 2020 03:12 PM (koNhm)

273 Biden contracts Hillary-esque case of "pneumonia" in 3..2...1

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 29, 2020 03:12 PM (luzVb)

274 Bring Back Better? That's Joe Biden's winning motto? How very dumb.
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 29, 2020 03:09 PM (O+I8R)

It's supposed to make you feel good about the B in his name.

Funnily enough it says "Build Back Better" and yet we were already told "you didn't build that". Hmmmm.

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2020 03:13 PM (bFcrv)

275 Its amazing that anyone would vote for that guy. May as well vote for that crazy homeless guy who pushes the shopping cart around town all day.

Posted by: Botched_Lobotomy at July 29, 2020 03:13 PM (lRrON)

276 So if Obama was Forward! now Biden is Build Back Better, is he acknowledging that Obama was a failure? Or by back does he mean he wants to return to Jim Crow, or slavery and make that better?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 29, 2020 03:13 PM (dNzKv)

277 Bing Bat Backer
Bump Black Butter
Bonk Csonka Butkus

Posted by: josephistan at July 29, 2020 03:13 PM (Izzlo)

278 If Biden wins, it will be undeniable proof that the universe is a holographic projection operated by a super intelligent prepubescent alien being.

Posted by: Archer at July 29, 2020 03:13 PM (gmo/4)

279

"Dude looks like a demented Fred Rogers. "

Come on over, get on my lap, I like kid's gettin on my lap.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at July 29, 2020 03:13 PM (lg/F7)

280 Some say that when the hour is most dire and our need is great, willow will again appear to those who believe, a couple threads down.
Posted by: hogmartin



Help us Obi Won Willow. You're our only hope!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 29, 2020 03:13 PM (dhqL5)

281 133, Accept the times when they have brief moments of recall and are terrified that they don't know what is happening to them.

Posted by: Connielu at July 29, 2020 03:13 PM (KtmIi)

282 Did you know that the Egyptians didn't use hieroglyphics for regular writing? Hieroglyphics were just for decorative and special purposes.

The had an entire other script called demotic for day to day administration.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe



Now you tell me.

Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2020 03:13 PM (XTyi0)

283 "Build Back Better" is a terrible slogan. It's a tongue twister, for one, ripe for misspeaking. It is also awkward and ambiguous. It's somehow worse than "No Malarkey!" and that slogan was merely silly and antiquated.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2020 03:13 PM (hYcqw)

284 I honestly hope Joe talks about Corn Pop and his rusty razor and leg hair again...and loving children in his lap. That has, so far, been my favorite.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Aging supermodel, Wuhan fighter at July 29, 2020 03:13 PM (SK2xO)

285 Relax, horde. When Joey is elected in the Dems' predicted landslide, he'll be kept busy snipe hunting on the WH grounds while Kamala runs things.

Wheeeeeeeee!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2020 03:13 PM (ptqGC)

286 Biden now looks just gormless. Let's talk about enthusiasm for what?
Posted by: Decaf at July 29, 2020 03:11 PM (4D+FL)


Listen, chump, I've got more gorm in my shirt pocket than you have in a year. I'll punch your wife.

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 29, 2020 03:13 PM (t+qrx)

287 I, for one, am opposed to pre-nood alerts.

Willowing is part of the charm of this place.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 29, 2020 03:13 PM (gd9RK)

288 Bring Back Better

You can lookee lookee lokee
but you'll never find a cookie
like the better butter batter than Salerno

Salerno Butter Cookies

Posted by: Bruce at July 29, 2020 03:14 PM (vd8XM)

289 What if the Wuflu destruction of businesses is the equivalent of the housing crash a few years ago. People lose ownership of their businesses and big businesses benefit.

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 29, 2020 03:14 PM (JKNZq)

290 I'd suggest the pre-nood alert be accompanied by a pleasant intermittent audio tone.

Posted by: Weasel at July 29, 2020 03:14 PM (MVjcR)

291 282 Did you know that the Egyptians didn't use hieroglyphics for regular writing? Hieroglyphics were just for decorative and special purposes.

The had an entire other script called demotic for day to day administration.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

Now you tell me.
Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2020 03:13 PM (XTyi0)

No wonder i never get any replies to my letters.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 29, 2020 03:14 PM (6FeV1)

292
over/under on when Joe whips his dick out on live TV?
Posted by: Rick in SK

=======

Back to my great-uncle who thought his rest home was a casino.

He also thought any compact object roughly below his knees was a commode -- a sewing machine, a coffee table, a suitcase. On maybe his first day in the home, he got up from lunch, whipped out his dick, and pissed on his empty plate.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 29, 2020 03:14 PM (G51Gf)

293 Maybe ace should post "Last" before he noods.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 29, 2020 03:14 PM (dNzKv)

294 >>> 267
What's the rumpus? Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 29, 2020 03:12 PM (yQpMk)


We have a rumpus room now?

Posted by: banana Dream at July 29, 2020 03:14 PM (l6b3d)

295 A Biden Presidency would be a tragedy of the highest order.

A Biden State of the Union Address would be Comedy Gold, but also the worldwide shame of the Nation.

As for those Bush Staffers wanting to turn Texas "blue". Epstein turned blue, too. They ought to keep that in mind.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Glaveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 29, 2020 03:14 PM (QzJWU)

296 Corn Pop was a good dog...

Posted by: Brass Bancroft at July 29, 2020 03:14 PM (b6tsN)

297 *Except*

Posted by: Connielu at July 29, 2020 03:14 PM (KtmIi)

298 286 Biden now looks just gormless. Let's talk about enthusiasm for what?
Posted by: Decaf at July 29, 2020 03:11 PM (4D+FL)

Listen, chump, I've got more gorm in my shirt pocket than you have in a year. I'll punch your wife.
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 29, 2020 03:13 PM (t+qrx)

Holy shit, i just fell out of my chair.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 29, 2020 03:15 PM (6FeV1)

299 Looks like the deaf translator lady is about up to here with his nonsense.

Look at her facial expression.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 29, 2020 03:15 PM (exghZ)

300
Biden now looks just gormless.

He's going to win California by 20 points.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 29, 2020 03:15 PM (mht8P)

301 I'd suggest the pre-nood alert be accompanied by a pleasant intermittent audio tone.

Like a klaxon that overrides volume settings.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 29, 2020 03:15 PM (dNzKv)

302 284 I honestly hope Joe talks about Corn Pop and his rusty razor and leg hair again...and loving children in his lap. That has, so far, been my favorite.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Aging supermodel, Wuhan fighter at July 29, 2020 03:13 PM (SK2xO)

'They blew in my nose to wake me up and get me going' deserves at least honorable mention.


Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2020 03:15 PM (A5zUN)

303 Look I'm just an idea / big picture sort of guy.

It's essential to leverage your core competencies.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 29, 2020 03:15 PM (luzVb)

304
If they did hold a debate, I would advise Trump to just pepper it with references to foreign trips Joe never went on. Since he doesn't remember anything anymore, and just bluffs his way through past recollections, he'd walk right into that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 29, 2020 03:15 PM (Tm4zg)

305 Posted by: clutch cargo at July 29, 2020 03:08 PM (8B6N

Can you just show them a few of the dozens of similar videos out there?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 29, 2020 03:15 PM (NWEal)

306 I'd suggest the pre-nood alert be accompanied by a pleasant intermittent audio tone.
Posted by: Weasel


Whooop! Whooop! Whooop! Dive! Dive! Dive!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 29, 2020 03:15 PM (dhqL5)

307 The question you need to ask yourself is 'Who do you trust to fight the Hun and sock it to the Kaiser?' Well, you and I both know that the only man who can save America in the Great War is Joe Biden!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 29, 2020 03:16 PM (oVJmc)

308 272
Bring back the butter?

Who took the butter ?!

Posted by: Other demented guy down the hall from Joe at July 29, 2020 03:12 PM (koNhm)

"Can't find the butter, man!!!"
~Eddie Vedder

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 29, 2020 03:16 PM (k/TB6)

309 Alternatively, the pre-nood could be the atomic air raid attack siren. That's the ringtone for my phone when WeaselWoman is calling.

Posted by: Weasel at July 29, 2020 03:16 PM (MVjcR)

310 "Back" is a terrible campaign word. One of the worst. No one tell them?

Particularly for a forward-leaning, progressive party that's all about youth and the future and...you know, the thing.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 29, 2020 03:16 PM (ExV1e)

311 >>On maybe his first day in the home, he got up from lunch, whipped out his dick, and pissed on his empty plate.

In certain mideastern countries that's how you compliment the chef.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2020 03:16 PM (ZLI7S)

312 Willow posted on an earlier post today.

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 29, 2020 03:16 PM (JKNZq)

313 It wont be long before Joey is going to need a mask with a built in drool cup.

Posted by: Fritz at July 29, 2020 03:17 PM (DyfQs)

314 I honestly hope Joe talks about Corn Pop and his rusty razor and leg hair again...and loving children in his lap. That has, so far, been my favorite.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Aging supermodel, Wuhan fighter at July 29, 2020 03:13 PM (SK2xO)


It's somehow even better with the little animations someone did.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 29, 2020 03:17 PM (t+qrx)

315
Instead of "Build Back Better" it should just be "He's Not Trump". Because that's the whole point anyway.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 29, 2020 03:17 PM (mht8P)

316 This story seems almost normal ...

Philadelphia community upset after exotic dancers hold 'stripper strike' event at park

Philadelphia community is upset after a group of exotic dancers held a demonstration over the weekend in an open park.

It happened at Malcolm X Park located at 51st and Pine streets in West Philadelphia on Saturday.

Posted by: SMOD at July 29, 2020 03:17 PM (Mh0FI)

317 It sounds like a fast food slogan.

McDonalds. Bring back better.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 29, 2020 03:17 PM (FtO5h)

318 I'd suggest the pre-nood alert be accompanied by a pleasant intermittent audio tone.



ALARMMMMMMMMMM!!!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 29, 2020 03:17 PM (yQpMk)

319 All Trump has to do is tell Biden he wasn't tough enough with that Ukraine funding he withheld to keep his crackhead son out of jail.

He'll brag all about it all over again.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 29, 2020 03:17 PM (xfb67)

320 Trump 2020: What the fuck, people?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 29, 2020 03:17 PM (6FeV1)

321 Well, I guess we're not going to have any Biden/Trump debates.


Posted by: Rev. FenelonSpoke, not a lesbian. at July 29, 2020 03:11 PM

---

Nope, and either way it goes Trump will destroy him.

Either biden shows up and Trump crushes him in front of America or biden "refuses" to debate because Trump won't release his taxes and Trump has 24/7 prime time ad material to highlight hidin joe biden.


Trump wins either way.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 29, 2020 03:17 PM (JUOKG)

322 like on South Park:

Everyone knows it's Biden!That's me..!

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 29, 2020 03:17 PM (4a9Vv)

323 No way Joe's pants are dry.


No way.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 29, 2020 03:17 PM (luzVb)

324 WTF is he talking about? We had a low hispanic population in 2000 and they were mostly puerto ricans?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 29, 2020 03:17 PM (dNzKv)

325 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 29, 2020 03:14 PM (G51Gf)


I laughed but that's not funny.

Esp. when it's someone you know and love.

This is why this is a tragedy that the left is doing this.

It's like they want to say that Trump beat a senile old man and only barely. Is it as simple as that? Are they that vicious and mean.

Who am I kidding. Of course they are.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 29, 2020 03:17 PM (exghZ)

326 RFC ace Mannock after shooting a German down in flames - "wish Kaiser Bill could see him sizzle."

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 29, 2020 03:17 PM (WOTcK)

327 301 I'd suggest the pre-nood alert be accompanied by a pleasant intermittent audio tone.

Like a klaxon that overrides volume settings.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 29, 2020 03:15 PM (dNzKv)

No need to reinvent the wheel. Boobs shall lead the way. I suggest something like this:

https://tinyurl.com/y55ak4gk

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2020 03:18 PM (A5zUN)

328 I think Biden, if he's alive and the nominee, will win CA by a conventional margin, at best. Ceteris paribus, overall, that is.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 29, 2020 03:18 PM (OTzUX)

329 If they did hold a debate, I would advise Trump to just pepper it with references to foreign trips Joe never went on. Since he doesn't remember anything anymore, and just bluffs his way through past recollections, he'd walk right into that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 29, 2020 03:15 PM (Tm4zg)

-

Hahahaha

Oh please let this happen.

Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 29, 2020 03:18 PM (I7gZJ)

330 316 This story seems almost normal ...

Philadelphia community upset after exotic dancers hold 'stripper strike' event at park

Philadelphia community is upset after a group of exotic dancers held a demonstration over the weekend in an open park.

It happened at Malcolm X Park located at 51st and Pine streets in West Philadelphia on Saturday.
Posted by: SMOD at July 29, 2020 03:17 PM (Mh0FI)

Group of Philadelphia women wear clothes in a park.

Details at 11:00.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 29, 2020 03:18 PM (6FeV1)

331
Particularly for a forward-leaning, progressive party that's all about youth and the future and...you know, the thing.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 29, 2020 03:16 PM


contractual obligation link:

youtube.com/watch?v=n2lTIh536jY

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 29, 2020 03:18 PM (DUIap)

332 hey, Ace. I've been trying to uphold the tradition but have been distracted by my move. I will try and do better.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 29, 2020 03:18 PM (x0j+O)

333 292
over/under on when Joe whips his dick out on live TV?
Posted by: Rick in SK

=======

Back to my great-uncle who thought his rest home was a casino.

He also thought any compact object roughly below his knees was a commode -- a sewing machine, a coffee table, a suitcase. On maybe his first day in the home, he got up from lunch, whipped out his dick, and pissed on his empty plate.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 29, 2020 03:14 PM (G51Gf)

If Biden did that he'd still get 99% of the democrat vote.

Posted by: josephistan at July 29, 2020 03:18 PM (Izzlo)

334 216
Because cope n paste on a phone is dangerous, just want to thank Nurse
for the front line report without trying to reference the actual post.


if it worked how you expected, you'd never need to upgrade.

Posted by: zombie steve jobs at July 29, 2020 03:18 PM (sGtp+)

335 Build Back Better: The UK Coronavirus Recovery Campaign

and wiki

Build Back Better is a program that was first defined and officially used in the United Nations Sendai Framework for Disaster Risk Reduction 2015-2030.

"The principle of 'Build Back Better' is generally understood to use the disaster as a trigger to create more resilient nations and societies than before. This was through the implementation of well-balanced disaster risk reduction measures, including physical restoration of infrastructure, revitalization of livelihood and economy/industry, and the restoration of local culture and environment." This holistic concept was fully agreed among the negotiation delegates of each state and embedded into the Sendai Framework as one of the most important concepts.



I guess they thought they were being smart.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 29, 2020 03:19 PM (t4of4)

336 The dems may be able to cancel the debates, have Joe only give teleprompter speeches, have interviews with pre-arranged questions and pre-arranged answers along with no state rallies using the wuhu flu as an excuse but I think it is still going to be a tough row to hoe. But I think that is what they are gonna try to do.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 29, 2020 03:19 PM (r+sAi)

337 Bareback butter?

Brokeback butthurt?

Bold Buck Rogers?

It all sounds great. Mmm... time for paste.

Posted by: Joke Biden at July 29, 2020 03:19 PM (yk557)

338 Biden campaign insists on both candidates being given the questions the day before the debate, then CNN gives Trump the wrong questions.

Biden still loses.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 29, 2020 03:19 PM (4a9Vv)

339 Could have sworn I saw a post from Willow this morning, but can't find it now.

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 29, 2020 03:19 PM (JKNZq)

340 Clint Eastwood's "empty chair" routine sounds perfect for the 2020 campaign.

Posted by: mrp at July 29, 2020 03:19 PM (Pqytn)

341 Some auto/script thingy that takes the first-first and auto appends it to the end of the previous thread with "nood:". It would still reward the firsters while providing a useful service to the moron hord. And you wouldn't have to do anything, except that auto/script thingy I vaguely refer to without any specifics. Look I'm just an idea / big picture sort of guy.
-------
I dub this feature the "under-nood"

Posted by: CNN Twitter research brigade at July 29, 2020 03:20 PM (ZI4/t)

342 >>> Boobs shall lead the way.Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2020 03:18 PM (A5zUN

They really do don't they.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 29, 2020 03:20 PM (l6b3d)

343 use the disaster as a trigger to create more resilient nations and societies than before.


Set fire to the world and reshape it closer to the heart's desire.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 29, 2020 03:20 PM (dNzKv)

344 Jordan asked Google CEO if he will tailor his features to help Joe Biden. Yes or no question.

"Can you assure americans you won't tailor your services for any candidate." Google sez no, Jordan points to a 2016 memo from the head of multicultural marketing and the 'silent donation".

Google CEO sez what employees on their own time is up to them. "We pushed to get our latino voters in KEY STATES" Jordan quotes from the memo. that's electioneering.

Asking for assurances that search engines won't silence conservatives. or tip the scales for 2020 as they did in 2016.

DEM Scanlon calls it "Fringe conspiracy theories" before doing her question and Jordan jumps on it by saying he had proof. Fuck Ms. Scanlon of PA who tried to neutralize Jordan's point. He didn't take it lying down either.

Posted by: vivi at July 29, 2020 03:20 PM (11H2y)

345 It's astonishing that their choice for the presidency is an honest to goodness Captain Pike. He'll issue executive orders by lighting up his cube.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 29, 2020 03:20 PM (O+I8R)

346 Is there a link to an actual Biden campaign site showing their new slogan?

Posted by: zombie at July 29, 2020 03:20 PM (HEEq1)

347 Wwhoa, I read that as criminal clitoris ship.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July



The Littoral Combat Ship is transitioning?

Woah. I might have to subscribe to Naval Institute's Proceedings again. Just for the articles, of course.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 29, 2020 03:20 PM (1CsfP)

348 I, too, experienced "lost time". Just last night. After some of those 10.6% ABV beers.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at July 29, 2020 03:20 PM (xptlg)

349 Every time Joe strides to a mike I'm expecting him to start speechifying about whether or not Superman could beat Godzilla.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 29, 2020 03:21 PM (oVJmc)

350 285 .....while Kamala runs things......

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2020 03:13 PM (ptqGC)
------------------------------------

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden at July 29, 2020 03:21 PM (M/9m0)

351 It happened at Malcolm X Park located

Well there ya go. Any Malcolm X or MLK Park or Blvd...nothing good can come of that.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 29, 2020 03:21 PM (FtO5h)

352 So Joe plagiarized his campaign slogan from the UK and the UN.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 29, 2020 03:21 PM (dNzKv)

353 Sad thing about Biden is that Cumala Horris gave Biden a BJ to be his VP and he doesn't remember...............

Posted by: James at July 29, 2020 03:21 PM (qM84C)

354 They can't even hide how frail and old he looks. Put him next to Trump, the energizer bunny, looking hale and hearty and standing next to his smiling young wife. . . . .I mean seriously.

Put him next to anyone other than Bernie, Pelosi, Schumer, Hillary, -- oh wait, I think I see why they think they can run Biden. . .

Sad!
Posted by: Lizzy at July 29, 2020 03:07 PM (bDqIh)


I guarantee, he'd be toast if it weren't for Covid. The thing about dementia/alzheimer's (they can be totally different causes) is stress greatly exacerbates it.

With covid, they get to hide him in the basement and keep him happy with pudding cup and Matlock reruns. If he had to be doing the campaign circuit, answering questions (he can't) reading speeches (he can't) or just winging it for 5 minutes (he can't) he'd be losing it.

Posted by: clutch cargo at July 29, 2020 03:21 PM (8B6Ng)

355 From


Tippecanoe and Tyler too

to
Bring Bank Better

?????

Posted by: Archer at July 29, 2020 03:21 PM (gmo/4)

356 Here's The Illustrated Corn Pop story.

https://tinyurl.com/y6hkutkm

Posted by: hogmartin at July 29, 2020 03:22 PM (t+qrx)

357 Where's Waldo Willow?

Posted by: jakee308 at July 29, 2020 03:22 PM (exghZ)

358 Trump could send him into full drool mode in a debate by asking Joe, "What's the thing, Joe?"

And then we could all watch in cringing fascination.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2020 03:22 PM (ptqGC)

359 I just don't want Trump to be tricked into getting down to Dementia Joe's level in any of the debates. I think he needs to be mostly wonkish to confuse the already confused Biden and mix in a few zingers and insults. Not the other way around.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 29, 2020 03:22 PM (NWEal)

360 The only "joke" is that Biden is being portrayed as competent by a fawning press and the nevertrumpers.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 29, 2020 03:22 PM (VpIIl)

361 329 If they did hold a debate, I would advise Trump to just pepper it with references to foreign trips Joe never went on. Since he doesn't remember anything anymore, and just bluffs his way through past recollections, he'd walk right into that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 29, 2020 03:15 PM (Tm4zg)

-

Hahahaha

Oh please let this happen.
Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 29, 2020 03:18 PM (I7gZJ)

Look, fat, there's no one more qualified that me to keep the King of Prussia out of Siam. My pockets hurt.

Posted by: I'm Joe Biden and I Massage this Approval at July 29, 2020 03:22 PM (Izzlo)

362 I'll just leave this here.....

https://youtu.be/ve8kE4SXXTs

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 29, 2020 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)

363 360 I just don't want Trump to be tricked into getting down to Dementia Joe's level in any of the debates. I think he needs to be mostly wonkish to confuse the already confused Biden and mix in a few zingers and insults. Not the other way around.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 29, 2020 03:22 PM (NWEal)

I'd agree there. One thing about modern debates is that they seem to be remarkably free of substance. Actual details of proposals.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2020 03:23 PM (A5zUN)

364
If they did hold a debate, I would advise Trump to just pepper it with references to foreign trips Joe never went on. Since he doesn't remember anything anymore, and just bluffs his way through past recollections, he'd walk right into that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

=======

omg this would be hilarious. "That time you went to the International Space Station...."

"Changed the lightbulbs! No one else up there wanted to do it, I got on a chair and stuck those things in, they shock you if you're not careful!"

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 29, 2020 03:24 PM (G51Gf)

365 Heh.

I just went to the Joe Biden campaign URL and the slogan says

OUR BEST

DAYS

STILL LIE

...and I thought, "OK, this is crazy. "Still lie"? He still lies?

THen I scrolled down to see there was still another word in the slogan:

AHEAD

Man, these people are TERRIBLE at mass communications.

Posted by: zombie at July 29, 2020 03:24 PM (HEEq1)

366 Build Back Better is a program that was first defined and officially used in the United Nations Sendai Framework for Disaster Risk Reduction 2015-2030.


Pish! Biden would never plagiarize a Brit.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 29, 2020 03:24 PM (gd9RK)

367 "You may ask yourself, "What is that beautiful house?"
You may ask yourself, "Where does that highway go to?"
You may ask yourself, "Am I right, am I wrong?"
You may say to yourself, "My God! What have I done?"

Posted by: George Will's Punchable Face at July 29, 2020 03:24 PM (6MoD2)

368 With covid, they get to hide him in the basement and keep him happy with pudding cup and Matlock reruns.

Or you know, the same episode everyday.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 29, 2020 03:24 PM (luzVb)

369 It's somehow even better with the little animations someone did.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 29, 2020 03:17 PM (t+qrx)


https://youtu.be/gnOdKYE0Z4k

Posted by: clutch cargo at July 29, 2020 03:24 PM (8B6Ng)

370 "Biden campaign insists on both candidates being given the questions the
day before the debate, then CNN gives Trump the wrong questions."
remember they did something similar with Sarah Palin and she gave a great speech, anyway. If you are confident in your principles, you don't need the script

Posted by: artemis at July 29, 2020 03:24 PM (AwPyG)

371 Woah. I might have to subscribe to Naval Institute's Proceedings again. Just for the articles, of course.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 29, 2020 03:20 PM (1CsfP)


I leave copies of Proceedings open to the full-page ads from Raytheon and Bofors every year around Christmas. So far, nobody's taken the hint

Posted by: hogmartin at July 29, 2020 03:24 PM (t+qrx)

372 Biden is losing it. Sad really. To lose who and what you are. Dementia takes and takes and takes. Its even worse when you are not gifted with much in the first place. Joe was never bright to begin with. Its blindly obvious he's losing what little heft he once had. Somebody needs to "take his keys".

Posted by: USNtakim at July 29, 2020 03:24 PM (0OmEj)

373 Make senile dementia great again!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 29, 2020 03:24 PM (NWiLs)

374 Let me introduce my running mate, Old Kneepads herself. Ole Spit-or-Swallow. The Railspitter. Blowacanoe and Biden too! 54-foteys and a fight! I have not yet begun to hibernate!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 29, 2020 03:24 PM (FtO5h)

375 Here's The Illustrated Corn Pop story.

-

Hey, remember when I went into that public housing community and threatened that unarmed black man with a chain?

Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 29, 2020 03:24 PM (I7gZJ)

376 If Biden did that he'd still get 99% of the democrat vote.
Posted by: josephistan at July 29, 2020 03:18 PM (Izzlo)

And 110% of the dead ones

Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at July 29, 2020 03:25 PM (P4Pk9)

377 Actual details of proposals.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2020 03:23 PM (A5zUN)

Hey, Hillary made a huge effort to ground her responses in "facts".... problem is, they were all made up, completely self-contradictory, and flew in the face of reality....

And Trump shot her down with bluster every time she tried to get going with her little pseudo-wonky bullshit parade.

I enjoyed it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 29, 2020 03:25 PM (6FeV1)

378 219 I know a lurker. He kept asking about some of the dialect we use here. I wrote him a glossary of terms and what they mean and their histories (for the ones I know, anyway). It wasn't complete (it never is) but it was enough to get by. He described it as "This is like a narrative description of an Egyptian hieroglyphic cartouche as heard by a blind man."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2020 03:04 PM (hYcqw)

You wrote the Rosetta Stone?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2020 03:06 PM (A5zUN)

You're blind?

Posted by: Just Lily at July 29, 2020 03:25 PM (54aHx)

379 Is there a link to an actual Biden campaign site showing their new slogan?


Dude. It's in the background on the video at the top of this post. Right here. Where you are.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 29, 2020 03:25 PM (gd9RK)

380 At first my campaign slogan sounded funny to me to, but Baby's Got Back will grow on you like the fungus that ravages my decrepit, elderly feet.

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 29, 2020 03:25 PM (H5knJ)

381 >>> Boobs shall lead the way.Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2020 03:18 PM (A5zUN

They really do don't they.




Posted by: banana Dream at July 29, 2020 03:20 PM (l6b3d)

============================
New Biden 2020 slogan: "And a boob shall lead you"

Posted by: mrp at July 29, 2020 03:26 PM (Pqytn)

382 https://youtu.be/gnOdKYE0Z4k

Posted by: clutch cargo at July 29, 2020 03:24 PM (8B6Ng)


Yep, that's it. It really helps you to understand the whole story.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 29, 2020 03:26 PM (t+qrx)

383 That people even give a shit what these tech companies say or do tells you they have too much power.

They need to get these companies playing by the same rules everyone else does. Take away any of the protections giving them license to behave irresponsibly.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 29, 2020 03:26 PM (VpIIl)

384 You're blind?

Posted by: Just Lily at July 29, 2020 03:25 PM (54aHx)

Youthful indiscretion.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2020 03:26 PM (A5zUN)

385 I'll smoke pot with every chicken in every car in every garage in America!

Posted by: Slow Joe Bribem at July 29, 2020 03:27 PM (FtO5h)

386 Actually I can picture Joe stuttering:
BRING BACK BILL

You KNOW he is going to screw this up if he has to say it.

BBB instead of MAGA or KAGA.

Better Bidness Bureau?

Better Biden Bong

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Aging supermodel, Wuhan fighter at July 29, 2020 03:27 PM (SK2xO)

387 If they could get him to keep his mask on, they could dub the sound of him speaking in and no one would be the wiser.

Oops. Did I just give something away?

Posted by: jakee308 at July 29, 2020 03:27 PM (exghZ)

388 Build Back Better is a program that was first defined and officially used in the United Nations Sendai Framework for Disaster Risk Reduction 2015-2030.

And nobody is better organized than the UN.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 29, 2020 03:27 PM (GRbI+)

389 And you may find yourself
Living in a shotgun shack
And you may find yourself
In another part of the world
And you may find yourself
Behind the wheel of a large automobile
And you may find yourself in a beautiful house
With a beautiful wife
And you may ask yourself, well
How did I get here?

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2020 03:27 PM (W2Pud)

390 Pish! Biden would never plagiarize a Brit.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 29, 2020 03:24 PM (gd9RK)
+++++++++++++
Deep cut, Bander. Well done.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2020 03:27 PM (hYcqw)

391 Is that John McCain in the background of the second clip?

Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 29, 2020 03:27 PM (I7gZJ)

392 30 At cribbage. Maybe.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2020 02:42 PM (s2VJv)

Cribbage is the one with pins in the block of wood, right? Western acupuncture for former trees.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2020 02:43 PM (A5zUN)

Joe Biden is fvcking 19 point hand...

Do not disparage cribbage!

Posted by: browndog at July 29, 2020 03:28 PM (BgMrQ)

393 If they could get him to keep his mask on, they could dub the sound of him speaking in and no one would be the wiser.

Oops. Did I just give something away?
Posted by: jakee308

Ha! Jeff Dunham standing next to him doing his "Walter" voice

Posted by: Bruce at July 29, 2020 03:28 PM (vd8XM)

394 381 >>> Boobs shall lead the way.Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2020 03:18 PM (A5zUN

They really do don't they.




Posted by: banana Dream at July 29, 2020 03:20 PM (l6b3d)

============================
New Biden 2020 slogan: "And a boob shall lead you"
Posted by: mrp at July 29, 2020 03:26 PM (Pqytn)

Build Boobs Better

Posted by: I'm Joe Biden and I Massage this Approval at July 29, 2020 03:28 PM (Izzlo)

395 379 Is there a link to an actual Biden campaign site showing their new slogan?


Dude. It's in the background on the video at the top of this post. Right here. Where you are.
Posted by: Bandersnatch


You mean, in the embedded tweet? Because I don't see it in the YouTube clip.

I can't perceive Twitter content. So if it's in the tweet, I can't see it.

(Twitter's code just does not agree with my computer for some reason -- never has. So I've never really been able to see any embedded twitter content. If I manually go to Twitter.com and search for what was posted, I can see the text, but not images or videos.)

Posted by: zombie at July 29, 2020 03:28 PM (HEEq1)

396 next thing.

When NPR, CNN and everybody around the water cooler is on the same page constantly repeating the same mantra, it's hard to make a lasting impression. Only those directly affected get it.
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 29, 2020 03:08 PM (8B6Ng)
-------------


Rush said 9% of our population, 30,000,000 listen to the case numbers and they way the media presents them and believe that a kajillion Americans have died and that a bazillion more will.

A couple of folks here have tested positive; Personally know no one who is or has been sick.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 29, 2020 03:28 PM (lfmil)

397 "Bing Bong Booger!"

Posted by: Joe Biden - beaming at July 29, 2020 03:28 PM (luzVb)

398 The Cribbage Partisans are loose!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2020 03:29 PM (A5zUN)

399
Joe Biden. Avatar, node, placeholder, figurehead...

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 29, 2020 03:29 PM (kXY2S)

400 Mmmmmm.....boobs.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 29, 2020 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)

401 263 First question for Biden's VP pick:

"Other than your vajajay and skin color, why would you be qualified to assume the Presidency?"
____________

Are you kidding? I have an entire lifetime of experiences as a non-white woman in Amerikkka! Like Sonia Sotomayor, that alone automatically makes me better and wiser than you and the rest of your privileged cohorts! Haven't you been paying attention? There is no "other than my skin tone" because my skin tone is All That Is and All That Matters. And just the fact that you ask me to provide something "other than my skin tone" as my qualifications just shows what a privileged, heteronormative, patriarchal, raaaaaacist, white elitist asshole you are! I don't need no stinkin' qualifications, whitey! Qualifications are artifacts of white privilege and colonialism, and I and my fellow persons of color reject the need for any such nonsensical elements in our lives and our public service!

Posted by: Random POC VP pick at July 29, 2020 03:29 PM (k4dH2)

402 >If they did hold a debate, I would advise Trump to
just pepper it with references to foreign trips Joe never went on. Since
he doesn't remember anything anymore, and just bluffs his way through
past recollections, he'd walk right into that.--

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


Assuming for a moment that the debates occur, I think we can be certain that Trump and his team are going to lay numerous traps for Biden that, given his mental state, will guarantee that hilarity ensues.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at July 29, 2020 03:29 PM (Hip2a)

403 Growing up, my family all played cribbage and euchre to pass time on rainy days at out campsite. Lots of fun. Miss those days.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 29, 2020 03:29 PM (FtO5h)

404 Hey, Hillary made a huge effort to ground her responses in "facts".... problem is, they were all made up, completely self-contradictory, and flew in the face of reality....

Didn't work for Fauxcahontas, either.

"I have a plan for that."

"Cram it, Liz."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 29, 2020 03:29 PM (GRbI+)

405 Butter Big Boobs!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 29, 2020 03:29 PM (NWiLs)

406 I love tracking packages via the USPS website.


Day 3 of shipping - Package has left distribution center X at 3:10am on route to destination.

Day 4 of shipping - Package has left distribution center X at 9:00pm on route to destination.

Day 5 of shipping - Package is still on its way but will take longer than expected to deliver.

Simply put, it has left the last stop before getting to me, twice, and is now in USPS purgatory for some sins the package committed.

Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at July 29, 2020 03:30 PM (J70i0)

407 398 The Cribbage Partisans are loose!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2020 03:29 PM (A5zUN)

Cribbage Partisans are tight...

Posted by: Script Guy at July 29, 2020 03:30 PM (BgMrQ)

408 I'd love for Fingers to stammer, "I want to remind you, my slogan is Baked Barack Back."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2020 03:30 PM (ptqGC)

409 GregGutfeld @greggutfeld

in that hearing you witnessed people whose salaries you pay, accuse a man of murder and treason - then refuse to let him speak or defend himself. you think the unbending mob on the street is worse? no, this is. and it's coming for you.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 29, 2020 03:30 PM (t4of4)

410 404 Hey, Hillary made a huge effort to ground her responses in "facts".... problem is, they were all made up, completely self-contradictory, and flew in the face of reality....

Didn't work for Fauxcahontas, either.

"I have a plan for that."

"Cram it, Liz."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 29, 2020 03:29 PM (GRbI+)

========

Plans aren't facts.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 03:30 PM (UWqZJ)

411 Q How do you rate Kamala Harris as a VP? There's a rumor it's going to be her.

THE PRESIDENT: I think she'd be a fine choice, Kamala Harris. She'd be a fine choice.


That should kill it for Harris

Posted by: SMOD at July 29, 2020 03:30 PM (Mh0FI)

412 BuildBackBetter? WTF?

Christ have mercy, Lord have mercy
Dear Lord help us all

Please

Posted by: Denny Crane! at July 29, 2020 03:30 PM (1eJby)

413 "I have a plan for that."

"Cram it, Liz."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 29, 2020 03:29 PM (GRbI+)
_________________________

Imagine that. The annoying busybody had a plan for everybody. How did she not win?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 29, 2020 03:30 PM (xfb67)

414 A couple of folks here have tested positive; Personally know no one who is or has been sick.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 29, 2020 03:28 PM (lfmil)

-

The four of us are quarantined. Wife, me, and two kids. One of us tested positive last week.

All four of us just came inside from three hours of playing in the sprinkler, washing the dog, and making homemade ice cream.

But other than dying we're doing fine.

Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 29, 2020 03:31 PM (I7gZJ)

415 We have CRIBBAGE TROLLS?

Posted by: jakee308 at July 29, 2020 03:31 PM (exghZ)

416 Do not disparage cribbage!

Posted by: browndog at July 29, 2020 03:28 PM (BgMrQ)

15 two, 15 four, and waffles in a dog house
~Joe Biden

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 29, 2020 03:31 PM (k/TB6)

417 Joe and The Thieving Magpie. Gold.

Posted by: klaftern at July 29, 2020 03:31 PM (RuIsu)

418 Build Better Back! Biden's Bodybuilding Boutique!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 29, 2020 03:31 PM (NWiLs)

419
Cribbage Patch Kids.

Speaking of which, I saw a full frontal of the naked Portland Antifa chick.

She's doable but there's sticking your dick in crazy and then there's sticking it in Chernobyl.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2020 03:31 PM (s2VJv)

420 411 Q How do you rate Kamala Harris as a VP? There's a rumor it's going to be her.

THE PRESIDENT: I think she'd be a fine choice, Kamala Harris. She'd be a fine choice.


That should kill it for Harris
Posted by: SMOD at July 29, 2020 03:30 PM (Mh0FI)

==========

"I fear Stacey Abrams."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 03:31 PM (UWqZJ)

421 Butter Big Boobs!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 29, 2020 03:29 PM (NWiLs)


Bada big boom.

Posted by: Leeloo at July 29, 2020 03:31 PM (t+qrx)

422 I still would like to point out that the National Park Service spokesman is named Mike Litterst and he is quoted on the radio in DC often.

Posted by: blaster at July 29, 2020 03:31 PM (ZfRYq)

423 There's a clip going around of Biden being led out of a store by a staffer and she has him by the arm and is leading him away from talking to the reporters and it's exactly like what we had to do with my grandmother right before we put her in the home due to dementia.

I can't watch this stuff without getting incredibly angry at all the people who are profiting off of doing this.

It's inhuman.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 29, 2020 03:32 PM (GbPPJ)

424 Simply put, it has left the last stop before getting to me, twice, and is now in USPS purgatory for some sins the package committed.
Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at July 29, 2020 03:30 PM

Maybe the trucks keep getting hijacked. Not like we'd know, with our Pravda press.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at July 29, 2020 03:32 PM (J+mig)

425 15 two, 15 four, and waffles in a dog house
~Joe Biden
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 29, 2020 03:31 PM (k/TB6)

Biden is "his nobs" for one...

Posted by: Script Guy at July 29, 2020 03:32 PM (BgMrQ)

426 *ALERT* The campaign is seeking the return of Joe Biden to his home! Once again, Joe escaped. He was last seen wearing his pajama bottoms and a maroon speedo on his face, which he likes to call his "swimming mask". He is also wearing a rubber bracelet that says "If found please return to Dr. Jill Biden" along with a cell number.

Posted by: Joe Biden's Campaign Spokes Mammal at July 29, 2020 03:32 PM (NVYyb)

427
147 You know. We have an entire meme named for a commenter who I haven't seen here for quite a while.

I find that fascinating.

She lives on in the comments.

As long as her name and/or her meme is named she'll live forever.
Posted by: jakee308 at July 29, 2020 02:57 PM (exghZ)

---

How about the guy that is even programmed for rejection?

How many remember Bla*er and the infamous ONT?

Posted by: rd at July 29, 2020 03:32 PM (+0uDE)

428 All four of us just came inside from three hours of playing in the sprinkler, washing the dog, and making homemade ice cream.

But other than dying we're doing fine.
Posted by: Charles Darwin

Or you did, and this is heaven?

Posted by: Bruce at July 29, 2020 03:32 PM (vd8XM)

429 Addendum:

I can absolutely see how "quarantine" is useless when you don't even know you have it, and even after knowing you have it or have constant exposure to it you don't even have the sniffles.

There's no way people are staying home when they're not sick.

Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 29, 2020 03:32 PM (I7gZJ)

430 Plans aren't facts.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 03:30 PM (UWqZJ)


With that crew, "facts" aren't facts.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 29, 2020 03:32 PM (GRbI+)

431 Bets on Biden referring to himself during the debates as running for VP and we should vote for Obama?

Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at July 29, 2020 03:32 PM (J70i0)

432 423 There's a clip going around of Biden being led out of a store by a staffer and she has him by the arm and is leading him away from talking to the reporters and it's exactly like what we had to do with my grandmother right before we put her in the home due to dementia.

I can't watch this stuff without getting incredibly angry at all the people who are profiting off of doing this.

It's inhuman.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 29, 2020 03:32 PM (GbPPJ)

=========

I don't know. I think corruption, greed, and cruelty have been proven over the centuries to be very human.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 03:32 PM (UWqZJ)

433 "I fear Stacey Abrams."

- Every buffet owner in America

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at July 29, 2020 03:32 PM (SchxB)

434 I think we can be certain that Trump and his team are going to lay numerous traps for Biden

The old banana in the tail pipe.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 29, 2020 03:33 PM (luzVb)

435 422 I still would like to point out that the National Park Service spokesman is named Mike Litterst and he is quoted on the radio in DC often.

------------------------------------

The media is talking about the "mask debate". Says all everyone is talking about the "mask debate"....

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 29, 2020 03:33 PM (xfb67)

436 Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at July 29, 2020 03:30 PM (J70i0)


Is that distribution center North Haven CT?

I got one hung up there for the last week. I'm only 300 miles away. I'll go pick it up myself.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 29, 2020 03:33 PM (exghZ)

437 So if Biden has a stroke or a coronary during the debate with Trump.... would that mean Trump wins by default?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 29, 2020 03:33 PM (6FeV1)

438 Cribbage, you say?

I, of course, know nothing about cribbage.

Wanna play for money?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 29, 2020 03:33 PM (UAMe5)

439 434 I think we can be certain that Trump and his team are going to lay numerous traps for Biden

The old banana in the tail pipe.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 29, 2020 03:33 PM (luzVb)

==========

"I heard you were low on gas. I got you some."

*hands over gas can full of sugar*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 03:33 PM (UWqZJ)

440 420 411 Q How do you rate Kamala Harris as a VP? There's a rumor it's going to be her.

THE PRESIDENT: I think she'd be a fine choice, Kamala Harris. She'd be a fine choice.


That should kill it for Harris
Posted by: SMOD at July 29, 2020 03:30 PM (Mh0FI)

==========

"I fear Stacey Abrams."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 03:31 PM

If it's Kamala, Scott Adams is gonna cum all over his Periscope.

He's been well nigh insufferable about his prediction that it will be her.

Posted by: browndog at July 29, 2020 03:34 PM (BgMrQ)

441 431 Bets on Biden referring to himself during the debates as running for VP and we should vote for Obama?
Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at July 29, 2020 03:32 PM (J70i0)


At the debate:

"Hey, Paul Ryan! What're you doing in the audience? Scared to debate me?!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2020 03:34 PM (s2VJv)

442 437 So if Biden has a stroke or a coronary during the debate with Trump.... would that mean Trump wins by default?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 29, 2020 03:33 PM (6FeV1)

==========

"Biden pwns Trump in debate with this one move!"
-Buzzfeed

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 03:34 PM (UWqZJ)

443 I leave copies of Proceedings open to the full-page ads from Raytheon and Bofors every year around Christmas. So far, nobody's taken the hint

Posted by: hogmartin




Ya gotta either leave a doodle pad lying around with your sketches of your RV with a Phalanx CIWS affixed to the roof, or just send your wife a link to Black Rifle Coffee Co.'s Vulcan 20 mm Prius:

https://youtu.be/aflx7nRZuRY





Posted by: Sharkman at July 29, 2020 03:34 PM (1CsfP)

444 Butter Big Boobs!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 29, 2020 03:29 PM (NWiLs)

This was one of the safesearch results for 'busty butter':

https://tinyurl.com/yxs7nf7w

I approve.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2020 03:34 PM (A5zUN)

445 Simply put, it has left the last stop before getting to me, twice, and is now in USPS purgatory for some sins the package committed.
Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at July 29, 2020 03:30 PM (J70i0)


I've had packages arrive at a USPS hub in this state and stay there for a week. Not even packages, one was a priority mail envelope mom sent me from one state away.

For packages, the journey is the reward.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 29, 2020 03:34 PM (t+qrx)

446 JB: "I'd like to conclude this book signing by reciting a poem from that guy in the woods.

'It's better to have loved and fought, than to have never burped at all. Spaceship. Moccasin. Pumice.'

Good night, and God Bless the New York Bears."

Posted by: George Will's Punchable Face at July 29, 2020 03:34 PM (6MoD2)

447 Imagine that. The annoying busybody had a plan for everybody. How did she not win?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 29, 2020 03:30 PM (xfb67)


She'd have run the biggest effing HOA in history if she'd been elected.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 29, 2020 03:34 PM (GRbI+)

448
It's inhuman.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria

========

Seen it. There are actually TWO attendants. One is on his right, biting her lip as she tries to keep onlookers/photogs away. The other, on his right, firmly yet gently drags him to the waiting car. He has no idea where he's supposed to go.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 29, 2020 03:34 PM (G51Gf)

449 Cribbage hustlers. Jeesh.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 29, 2020 03:34 PM (FtO5h)

450 It doesn't matter who "Biden" picks for VP. Boobs usually come in pairs.

Posted by: mrp at July 29, 2020 03:34 PM (Pqytn)

451
Bets on Biden referring to himself during the debates as running for VP and we should vote for Obama?
Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at July 29, 2020 03:32 PM (J70i0)

----

As a Senator, I will support the right to do it!

Posted by: Joey Biden at July 29, 2020 03:34 PM (+0uDE)

452 Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 29, 2020 03:32 PM (GbPPJ)


I agree but really don't you think Joe would be in agreement with what they're doing?

He did worse in his time. Sorta. The left has no soul.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 29, 2020 03:35 PM (exghZ)

453 If they could get him to keep his mask on, they could dub the sound of him speaking in and no one would be the wiser.




Ekosians. The job ahead is difficult. It requires courage and dedication. It requires faith. The Zeon colony has existed for nearly half a century.

Posted by: John Gill at July 29, 2020 03:35 PM (yQpMk)

454 The media is talking about the "mask debate". Says all everyone is talking about the "mask debate"....

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 29, 2020 03:33 PM (xfb67)

-

Shame no one talking about the mask "debate" will point out that the states and CDC flat out state in writing that it takes 15 minutes of close contact for you to possibly maybe potentially contract it.

But yeah, one way aisles in the walmart is Science.

Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 29, 2020 03:35 PM (I7gZJ)

455
Joey has his lifelong dream within reach, but at a stage of life where he's so senile he can't tell the difference between being president and eating a bowl of oatmeal.

Too late, Joe. It took you too long and now you're just an empty shell.

It's like the Democrats are running a department store plastic mannequin, and praising the mannequin to the skies for its bold new policies and return to national sanity.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 29, 2020 03:35 PM (kXY2S)

456 Is that distribution center North Haven CT?

I got one hung up there for the last week. I'm only 300 miles away. I'll go pick it up myself.


Posted by: jakee308 at July 29, 2020 03:33 PM (exghZ)

No, it's Detroit. Toledo used to have their own USPS distribution hub. Toledo may be a deep blue union town, but I never had mail issues like I've had since they moved it to Detroit.

Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at July 29, 2020 03:35 PM (J70i0)

457 410 404 Hey, Hillary made a huge effort to ground her responses in "facts".... problem is, they were all made up, completely self-contradictory, and flew in the face of reality....

Didn't work for Fauxcahontas, either.

"I have a plan for that."

"Cram it, Liz."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 29, 2020 03:29 PM (GRbI+)

========

Plans aren't facts.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 03:30 PM (UWqZJ)

"We believe in truth, not facts!"

Posted by: I'm Joe Biden and I Massage this Approval at July 29, 2020 03:35 PM (Izzlo)

458 If we fulfill our own greatness, that will all be ended. Working together

Posted by: John Gill at July 29, 2020 03:36 PM (yQpMk)

459 The second best thing the editors of The Deplorable Gourmet (behind the choice of illustrator) was putting willow's recipe last.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 29, 2020 03:36 PM (gd9RK)

460 Ah, found it! :

https://joebiden.com/build-back-better/

"In this time of crisis, Joe Biden has a plan to create millions of good-paying jobs and to give America's working families the tools, choices, and freedom they need to build back better."

Posted by: zombie at July 29, 2020 03:36 PM (HEEq1)

461
Time-trippin' Joe -- visiting the reststops and pitstops of the chronological continuum!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 29, 2020 03:36 PM (pNxlR)

462 449 Cribbage hustlers. Jeesh.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 29, 2020 03:34 PM (FtO5h)

Never trust the guy who has his own board.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2020 03:36 PM (A5zUN)

463 No, no, say "mask debate" to your self a few times.

Hilarity ensues.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 29, 2020 03:36 PM (xfb67)

464 Everybody touches their masks every five seconds. Even the Karens.

Not only are they useless, they're going to make people sick with those petri dishes strapped to their mugs.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 29, 2020 03:36 PM (FtO5h)

465 463 No, no, say "mask debate" to your self a few times.

Hilarity ensues.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 29, 2020 03:36 PM (xfb67)

heheheh

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 29, 2020 03:37 PM (6FeV1)

466
I love tracking packages via the USPS website.


Day 3 of shipping - Package has left distribution center X at 3:10am on route to destination.

Day 4 of shipping - Package has left distribution center X at 9:00pm on route to destination.

Day 5 of shipping - Package is still on its way but will take longer than expected to deliver.

Simply put, it has left the last stop before getting to me, twice, and is now in USPS purgatory for some sins the package committed.
Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at July 29, 2020 03:30 PM (J70i0)







USPS sucks harder than a $2 crack ho at a Sturgis, SD truck stop.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 29, 2020 03:37 PM (EGyGV)

467 >>Never trust the guy who has his own board.

Only 1?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2020 03:37 PM (ZLI7S)

468 Trump: If They Don't Secure Portland Soon, We're Going To Have To Go In And Clean It Out

-
It's go time.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 29, 2020 03:37 PM (+y/Ru)

469 But yeah, one way aisles in the walmart is Science.

#twoweekstoflattenthecurve

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 29, 2020 03:37 PM (luzVb)

470 I'm kind of partial to Make America Great Again.

Posted by: Bosk at July 29, 2020 03:37 PM (SWbVS)

471 Baby Got Back Better.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 29, 2020 03:37 PM (COzlW)

472 Cribbage hustlers. Jeesh.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 29, 2020 03:34 PM (FtO5h)

Never trust the guy who has his own board.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2020 03:36 PM (A5zUN)
------
Whoa. At last count, I've got three.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 29, 2020 03:37 PM (UAMe5)

473 I agree but really don't you think Joe would be in agreement with what they're doing?

He did worse in his time. Sorta. The left has no soul.


Posted by: jakee308 at July 29, 2020 03:35 PM (exghZ)

I doubt he would be in agreement to this sort of embarrassment. He's the John Gill candidate at this point except the Dems are smart enough to stage him properly.

Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at July 29, 2020 03:38 PM (J70i0)

474 I've had packages arrive at a USPS hub in this state and stay there for a week.

In the last monts, I've had a package addressed to me in suburban Portland delivered to an address in Tuscon, and I shipped a package to Tennessee that went to the main post office in San Juan, Puerto Rico, before they noticed and shipped it to the actual delivery address.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 29, 2020 03:38 PM (I2/tG)

475 Something that even Grandpa Sneakyfingers won't sniff

https://tinyurl.com/yxedqfcw

(safe for work, not for your stomach)

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 29, 2020 03:38 PM (N39Ws)

476
Joe! You've got to tell them what the Nazis were!

Joe!

Posted by: William Shatner in Gestapo uniform at July 29, 2020 03:38 PM (kXY2S)

477 Trump 2020: Jesus, people. Come on.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 29, 2020 03:38 PM (6FeV1)

478 475 Something that even Grandpa Sneakyfingers won't sniff

https://tinyurl.com/yxedqfcw

(safe for work, not for your stomach)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 29, 2020 03:38 PM (N39Ws)

You are not exactly making me WANT to click.

We need to have a seminar on marketing for the horde.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2020 03:39 PM (A5zUN)

479 Build Back Better

How about Where The Choo-Choo Go?

Posted by: Fritz at July 29, 2020 03:39 PM (DyfQs)

480 I'm kind of partial to Make America Great Again./i]

Given 2020, maybe Make America Great Again, Again.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 29, 2020 03:39 PM (gd9RK)

481 If Joe should die before November 5, Repulsive Jerry Nadler will accuse Trump of murder.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 29, 2020 03:39 PM (jwprJ)

482
build back better


alliterative, yet illiterate

Well done, Corn Pop!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 29, 2020 03:39 PM (pNxlR)

483 Most efficient state Earth ever knew.

Posted by: John Gill at July 29, 2020 03:39 PM (yQpMk)

484 Warriors is on IFC.

Here's an idea. Since the tshirts are still #twoweeks off, maybe we can get some leather vests with the Q logo on the back?

Posted by: blaster at July 29, 2020 03:39 PM (ZfRYq)

485 Max Headroom will represent Biden in the Virtual Debates with Trump..... PPPPPPPPPPoetry.

Posted by: James at July 29, 2020 03:39 PM (qM84C)

486 Anyone who feels the slightest twinge of sympathy for Joe Biden and what's being done with him right now, please search for "curtis dunn crash". Biden had a lifetime to show some dignity and respect, and instead he slandered the memory of a dead man as a matter of course during a campaign for no real reason and never answered for it. Fuck Biden in his stupid fucking face forever and ever.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 29, 2020 03:40 PM (t+qrx)

487 shit

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 29, 2020 03:40 PM (gd9RK)

488 This is fabulous.

Too good to check: Portland rioter identified from review his grandmother left of the vest she bought for him

shocking twist. The guy who threw an IED at the portland courthouse was identified in a review by his grandma who bought his gear. This might be the most embarrassing defeat of antifa yet. Grandmas lil revolutionary. Retweet for luls.


She posted (if true) over at Twitchy:

grammaf

Fast shipping, Great Vest

I got this for my grandson who's a protestor downtown, he uses it every night and says its does the job.


Oh grandma, have you learned nothing in your 65 years?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 29, 2020 03:40 PM (t4of4)

489 Pro Tip - If you are using a customs broker to import something and UPS or Fedex's tracking site says "US Customs Clearance Delay" it is not a clearance delay. They always put that when you have someone other than them doing the clearance. It's to trick you into paying them to do it by making you think it's being held up. Look carefully at the tracking and you'll see it hasn't even left the shipping country yet.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 29, 2020 03:40 PM (FtO5h)

490 Trump 2020: Jesus, people. Come on.
Posted by: Warai-otoko



yeah

Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2020 03:40 PM (XTyi0)

491 Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at July 29, 2020 03:30 PM (J70i0) ''
===
They're just getting warmed p. They will lose or steal the package but code it as delivered (with no photo) on their tracking system.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at July 29, 2020 03:40 PM (BRkq2)

492 Something that even Grandpa Sneakyfingers won't sniff

https://tinyurl.com/yxedqfcw

(safe for work, not for your stomach)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 29, 2020 03:38 PM (N39Ws)
+++++++++++++
Ugh. She really let herself go. Sad.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2020 03:40 PM (hYcqw)

493 USPS sucks harder than a $2 crack ho at a Sturgis, SD truck stop.

*********************

I'm pretty sure my USPS guy is a leftie and since I get a lot of Trump mails I notice my mail either go mysteriously missing or are spit on.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Reclaiming My Time With Zooey Deschanel at July 29, 2020 03:40 PM (+dsLj)

494 445 Simply put, it has left the last stop before getting to me, twice, and is now in USPS purgatory for some sins the package committed.
Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at July 29, 2020 03:30 PM (J70i0)

I've had packages arrive at a USPS hub in this state and stay there for a week. Not even packages, one was a priority mail envelope mom sent me from one state away.

For packages, the journey is the reward.
Posted by: hogmartin


I once had Amazon send my supposed "tracking updates" on a package sent from China. For an entire month, it showed the progress, little by little. Eventually it made its way t my nearest Post Office. Then it was "out for delivery today" -- but didn't show up. Then, for the next ten consecutive days, it was "out for delivery today," meaning in the mailman's bag on the way to my home.

After ten days, still hadn't shown up.

Then, it bounced back to the regional distribution center.

Then it came back to my local post office.

AND THEN....

They sent a notice saying the package had in fact never even been sent, and they refunded the purchase price.

The end.

I came to the conclusion that the tracking info was completely bogus.

Posted by: zombie at July 29, 2020 03:41 PM (HEEq1)

495 Mongo like Science!

Posted by: klaftern at July 29, 2020 03:41 PM (RuIsu)

496 Build Back Better!

Not in NJ, Mister, gyms are closed!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 29, 2020 03:41 PM (dNzKv)

497 Vote for Joe............... He be Vice President gots Back........ His Baby gots back.....

Posted by: James at July 29, 2020 03:41 PM (qM84C)

498 Ya gotta either leave a doodle pad lying around with your sketches of your RV with a Phalanx CIWS affixed to the roof, or just send your wife a link to Black Rifle Coffee Co.'s Vulcan 20 mm Prius:

Better - power llama - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYULWlsRSug

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 29, 2020 03:41 PM (ExV1e)

499 Its going to be a bit of a tightrope debating a half senile old man and not coming across as mean and disrespectful to him. Things you would zing Beto or Buttigieg with will look vicious with Biden.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 29, 2020 03:41 PM (JpG+v)

500 Remember that Trump was a Democrat until recently?

One thing I'd ask him during a debate? "Mr. Biden, what are you going to do if you win the Democrat nomination?"

It might lead him to think that he's at the convention, not a debate, and slip up. "Well, Don, old buddy, I'm gonna piledriver Bush like I did Corn Pop on top of a moving Oldsmobile on route 66!"

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at July 29, 2020 03:41 PM (J+mig)

501 Oh grandma, have you learned nothing in your 65 years?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 29, 2020 03:40 PM (t4of4)
-------
Three generations of shitty upbringing.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 29, 2020 03:42 PM (UAMe5)

502 Trump Jr 2028: Make America Not Communist Again!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 29, 2020 03:42 PM (dNzKv)

503 I've seen this before: AFAIK the election is November 3 not the 5th.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 29, 2020 03:42 PM (exghZ)

504 Jill Biden should go to jail for elder abuse for this.
=====

She ought to go to jail for her awful papyrus-like skin, her stupid hair, her nasty liverspotted legs that she refuses to cover and that nasally ass voice.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 29, 2020 03:42 PM (vg8iE)

505 494 They sent a notice saying the package had in fact never even been sent, and they refunded the purchase price.

The end.

I came to the conclusion that the tracking info was completely bogus.
Posted by: zombie at July 29, 2020 03:41 PM (HEEq1)

==========

Alternate theory:

Your glass vibrator, used solely for infiltration into leftist circles purposes, was simply too obviously marked and wrapped to go unnoticed, and a postal service employee stole it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 03:42 PM (UWqZJ)

506 Kamala gots back............

Posted by: James at July 29, 2020 03:43 PM (qM84C)

507 500 comments is usually sign, people.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 29, 2020 03:43 PM (x0j+O)

508 Nurse ratched

Went back for your willowed comment.

Good reporting. Better than all the media all together, like that Brian D guy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 29, 2020 03:43 PM (u82oZ)

509 507 500 comments is usually sign, people.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 29, 2020 03:43 PM (x0j+O)

=========

Yes, willow should be here soon.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 03:43 PM (UWqZJ)

510 Anyone who feels the slightest twinge of sympathy for Joe Biden and what's being done with him right now, please search for "curtis dunn crash". Biden had a lifetime to show some dignity and respect, and instead he slandered the memory of a dead man as a matter of course during a campaign for no real reason and never answered for it. Fuck Biden in his stupid fucking face forever and ever.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 29, 2020 03:40 PM (t+qrx)

--

This.

The guy's family had to repeatedly send Joe "cease and desist" letters to make him stop slandering their dad when it was Biden's wife that caused the wreck that suicided Biden's wife and murdered his daughter.

Biden's wife's fault.

*spit*

Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 29, 2020 03:43 PM (I7gZJ)

511 They're just getting warmed p. They will lose or
steal the package but code it as delivered (with no photo) on their
tracking system.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at July 29, 2020 03:40 PM (BRkq2)

They are going to be disappointed then. It is a DVD on the Reti Opening.

Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at July 29, 2020 03:43 PM (J70i0)

512 Joe's an alien abductee. Loss of time is a classic tell.

Posted by: Archer at July 29, 2020 03:44 PM (gmo/4)

513 My favorite thing is watching Fedex ship an item of mine cross country in one day, only to hand it off at the local postal office where it sits for 10 more days before being delivered.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Reclaiming My Time With Zooey Deschanel at July 29, 2020 03:44 PM (+dsLj)

514 Build Boobs Better

Bidi Bodi Bidibu

-Super Troopers (Eurotrash arrest)

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at July 29, 2020 03:44 PM (ZSK0i)

515 Its going to be a bit of a tightrope debating a half senile old man and not coming across as mean and disrespectful to him. Things you would zing Beto or Buttigieg with will look vicious with Biden.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 29, 2020 03:41 PM (JpG+v)


If there's a debate, Trump won't be debating Biden. He doesn't need me to tell him what to do, but I suspect he turns to the camera, turns to the moderators and says something like "Really? This is the best you could do? Shame on you!"

Posted by: BurtTC at July 29, 2020 03:45 PM (hku12)

516 Alternate theory:

Your glass vibrator, used solely for infiltration into leftist circles purposes, was simply too obviously marked and wrapped to go unnoticed, and a postal service employee stole it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


You may be on to something. Might indeed have been stolen, and the Post Office was trying to cover its tracks.

Except it wasn't a glass vibrator, it was a realistic life-size dildo in the shape of a rhinoceros penis -- 28 inches long.

For research purposes only, mind you.

Posted by: zombie at July 29, 2020 03:45 PM (HEEq1)

517 Biden's pretty desperate, or his handlers are. I can't remember the last time I saw a democrat and an American Flag in the same room.

Posted by: Bill R. at July 29, 2020 03:45 PM (wzzJf)

518 I sincerely hope no dems win ever again for the good of the country.

Tada

Posted by: willow at July 29, 2020 03:45 PM (vyY/X)

519 I stopped reading at 518. You people need to do better!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 29, 2020 03:45 PM (dNzKv)

520 No, no, say "mask debate" to your self a few times.

-
Well, of course you'd say it to yourself.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 29, 2020 03:46 PM (+y/Ru)

521 Yes, willow should be here soon.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 03:43 PM

What? I'm not good enough?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 29, 2020 03:46 PM (x0j+O)

522 >>> USPS sucks harder than a $2 crack ho at a Sturgis, SD truck stop. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 29, 2020 03:37 PM (EGyGV

Wait for "package was delivered, left on porch". Uh no, I don't have a porch and I definitely don't have my package. Three days later the package magically appears on my front step. Has happened at least twice, once with a pricey camera I freaked out about until it magically appeared. Maybe placed at the wrong address? The work of package gnomes? Who knows.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 29, 2020 03:46 PM (l6b3d)

523 521 Yes, willow should be here soon.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 03:43 PM

What? I'm not good enough?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 29, 2020 03:46 PM (x0j+O)

===========

Be better.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 03:46 PM (UWqZJ)

524 Build Back Better

I joke but I still can't help but hear Black Bears are Best

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 29, 2020 03:46 PM (NWEal)

525 They're just getting warmed p. They will lose or
steal the package but code it as delivered (with no photo) on their
tracking system.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at July 29, 2020 03:40 PM (BRkq2)

They are going to be disappointed then. It is a DVD on the Reti Opening.
Posted by: WOPR


CD of Mongolian Throat Singers.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 29, 2020 03:47 PM (dhqL5)

526 If you had listened to me, you would be on the new thread that is already up.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 29, 2020 03:47 PM (x0j+O)

527 shocking twist. The guy who threw an IED at the portland courthouse was identified in a review by his grandma who bought his gear. This might be the most embarrassing defeat of antifa yet. Grandmas lil revolutionary. Retweet for luls.

I once helped convict a drug dealer whose girlfriend had put his nickname on the bottom of his drug weighing scale.

It was very artistically done, and helped convict him of three felonies.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 29, 2020 03:47 PM (I2/tG)

528 nOOD!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 29, 2020 03:47 PM (yQpMk)

529 They said Willow was a myth.

Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2020 03:47 PM (XTyi0)

530 513 My favorite thing is watching Fedex ship an item of mine cross country in one day, only to hand it off at the local postal office where it sits for 10 more days before being delivered.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Reclaiming My Time With Zooey Deschanel at July 29, 2020 03:44 PM (+dsLj)

Manager: "Hey schmucks, find me package 4472."
Intern, 2 hours later: "Got it! It was propping the door!"
Unfirable Union Slob: "My door stop! Give it back!"

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at July 29, 2020 03:47 PM (J+mig)

531 PRENOOD!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 29, 2020 03:48 PM (dNzKv)

532 The closer to death he seems, the more leftists will vote for him.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 29, 2020 03:48 PM (LxTcq)

533 Be better.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 03:46 PM (UWqZJ)


Done and done. New definition of "kidnapping."

Posted by: BurtTC at July 29, 2020 03:49 PM (hku12)

534 514
Build Boobs Better



Bidi Bodi Bidibu


bidibidibidi

Posted by: Twiki at July 29, 2020 03:49 PM (sGtp+)

535 Nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2020 03:50 PM (A5zUN)

536 >>> Except it wasn't a glass vibrator, it was a realistic life-size dildo in the shape of a rhinoceros penis -- 28 inches long. For research purposes only, mind you. Posted by: zombie at July 29, 2020 03:45 PM (HEEq1)

So, a rhino fancier eh?

Posted by: zombie McCain at July 29, 2020 03:51 PM (l6b3d)

537 Observation....in watching the Tech CEO hearings, the Dems are doing the same thing to Zuck, Bezos and the rest that they did to Barr yesterday. Just plain nasty, rude and won't let them answer a single question. House hearings, with Dems in charge, are useless theatre. I would really like some answers.

Posted by: DailyDish at July 29, 2020 03:51 PM (KSBDE)

538

Post Nood

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 29, 2020 03:52 PM (t4of4)

539 No, it would be sad if I saw him as a regular person ... in the real world he is a predator preparing to attack me and my wife.

Big difference, there.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at July 29, 2020 03:53 PM (OWgiM)

540 462 449 Cribbage hustlers. Jeesh.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 29, 2020 03:34 PM (FtO5h)

Never trust the guy who has his own board.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2020 03:36 PM (A5zUN)


>>

What's this about not trusting folks with their own board?

Posted by: browndog at July 29, 2020 03:54 PM (BgMrQ)

541 Build Back Better. That sounds forced, Why didn't they just use, "Building Us Back, But Better" because the first one-as Insomniac pointed out- sounds like some exercise regimen to strengthen your back muscles after surgery, remove back fat or help your powerlifting.

Posted by: Rev. FenelonSpoke, not a lesbian. at July 29, 2020 03:54 PM (oDRcK)

542 If there is even an attempt at a debate, Biden will be Biden. It will be right there on live TV for all the LIVs to see.

Trump will be very kind, help him find the words, let him finish rambling because that is what any kind companionate person does when faced with a dementia sufferer. Humor him and joke along so as not to embarrass him in public.

Later, on Twitter, Trump will unload on Biden's handlers and the Dems.

49 state landslide for Trump.

Posted by: Just Lily at July 29, 2020 03:56 PM (54aHx)

543
Ya gotta either leave a doodle pad lying around with your sketches of your RV with a Phalanx CIWS affixed to the roof, or just send your wife a link to Black Rifle Coffee Co.'s Vulcan 20 mm Prius:

Better - power llama - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYULWlsRSug
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 29, 2020 03:41 PM (ExV1e)





Tactical Raptor

https://tinyurl.com/y5d274gy

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 29, 2020 03:57 PM (EGyGV)

544 WILLOW!

Wait a minute. Is this the REAL Willow?

Posted by: jakee308 at July 29, 2020 03:57 PM (exghZ)

545 BROKE BACK BIDEN

Posted by: Michael the Texan at July 29, 2020 03:58 PM (9IdCK)

546 Actually I watched the full Biden press conference including the QA on youtube and he was very cogent. He is not as demented as you think.

Posted by: lurker at July 29, 2020 04:02 PM (6n+8L)

547 Are any of the odious creeps that barked "I reclaim my time" in a tight election? I don't think the thing from GA 6 v. Handel said it, but she's the only one I know that's competitive. Would like to donate to the opposition, if there's a chance they might lose.

Posted by: EveR at July 29, 2020 04:03 PM (ZZDMQ)

548 bidibidibidi

Posted by: Twiki at July 29, 2020 03:49 PM (sGtp+)



Buttcheeks!

Posted by: MST3K at July 29, 2020 04:07 PM (ZSK0i)

549 Bam. Gaetz calls Google out about censoring conservative viewpoints and specifies that Google's own employees admitted to individually blacklisting websites.



Posted by: vivi at July 29, 2020 04:12 PM (11H2y)

550 I want to see a transcript of what the sign language woman is signing.

Posted by: ArthurK at July 29, 2020 04:13 PM (Vk6uw)

551 I was shocked, the park-n-ride was less than half full and no cars
behind the K-Mart building for the first time I've ever seen. No
"protests" here, just a result of the COVID response.

How the Hell do you social distance on public transportation? Now you know why nobody was parked in that lot.

Posted by: An Observation at July 29, 2020 04:14 PM (kzpht)

552 Speaking of which, I saw a full frontal of the naked Portland Antifa chick.
Speaking of full frontals, if you play the deleted scenes on the DVD of Against All Odds there is a full frontal of the young, uber hot, Rachel Ward. Slow motion and freeze frame are your friends.

Posted by: An Observation at July 29, 2020 04:41 PM (kzpht)

553 301 I'd suggest the pre-nood alert be accompanied by a pleasant intermittent audio tone.

Like a klaxon that overrides volume settings.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 29, 2020 03:15 PM (dNzKv)

SAC Primary Alerting System tones

For Alert Force
Klaxon Klaxon Klaxon

Posted by: Albert Shenker, AFT President. at July 29, 2020 06:08 PM (awqYm)

554 Knuckleball.

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