Leftwing Soiboi (and Radio Host) Claims That Claims About CHAZ Violence Are Just a Crazy Rightwing Myth;<br>Then Starts Shrieking About Violence... When Antifa Sets Fire to His <i>Starbucks</i>

Leftwing Soiboi (and Radio Host) Claims That Claims About CHAZ Violence Are Just a Crazy Rightwing Myth;
Then Starts Shrieking About Violence... When Antifa Sets Fire to His Starbucks

Will no one think of the biscotti?!?!?!

He went from saying, "Chill, dawg," to Trump, to saying he wants to... buy a firearm for personal defense.

All because someone burned his precious Burned Coffee Distributor.

Life comes at you fast. pic.twitter.com/tSXyYBSIfu
— Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) July 26, 2020

Came home to my apartment complex. The Starbucks underneath has been destroyed, and cops are telling us to stay away in case something explosive is inside. pic.twitter.com/OOJgzUmusk
— Paul Gallant (@GallantSays) July 25, 2020

Unrelated, there’s a fire a few blocks from me which had me freaked out when I saw it from the highway. Zero clue what’s going on, but the cat and I are g’ing t f out
— Paul Gallant (@GallantSays) July 25, 2020

Trump wanted to help in June but you trolled him that he should stay out because you don’t see any problem. You cared less when someone else’s street was in anarchy a few weeks back. Now it’s your place. Sad but this is how it always workse. Good luck buying a firearm. pic.twitter.com/0cKwQASgWa
— Yossi Gestetner (@YossiGestetner) July 26, 2020

Posted by: Ace at 06:39 PM

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1 Firdst!

Posted by: Someguy at July 27, 2020 06:39 PM (Zm+LZ)

2 Then he was nutted by reality.

Posted by: zombie at July 27, 2020 06:40 PM (HEEq1)

3 Don't you know? It's all white supremacist violence now.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 27, 2020 06:40 PM (gd9RK)

4 Fucking dumbass.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 27, 2020 06:40 PM (NWiLs)

5 2 Then he was nutted by reality.
Posted by: zombie at July 27, 2020 06:40 PM (HEEq1)

Or nutted on by reality. Either way.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 27, 2020 06:41 PM (NWiLs)

6 caps?

Posted by: Lurking Guy at July 27, 2020 06:41 PM (Rs1MW)

7 Ironic.

Posted by: Alannis at July 27, 2020 06:41 PM (XTyi0)

8 Bold move ace

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 27, 2020 06:41 PM (Jx5Qs)

9 I refuse to be first.

Posted by: norman at July 27, 2020 06:41 PM (cm7pS)

10 The Trump curse is real dawg.

Posted by: eleven at July 27, 2020 06:42 PM (XTyi0)

11 It wasn't just his Starbucks. I believe his apartment was above the coffee shop and he couldn't get in while police were searching for a bomb, which is the second tweet, of course.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 27, 2020 06:42 PM (LvTSG)

12 Ace, posted the "Act 1," Act 2" "Act3" screenshots of the tweets he made. Hilarious.

("Act 1" was him mocking Trump for saying that the riots existed. "Act 2" is a short time later finding out the rioters trash his building. "Act 3" is he buys a gun to protect self from the rioters. Classic!)

BTW< the guy is a leftwing radio host.

Posted by: zombie at July 27, 2020 06:42 PM (HEEq1)

13 er bold?

Posted by: Lurking Guy at July 27, 2020 06:42 PM (Rs1MW)

14 Bold and from the future

Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2020 06:42 PM (6f16T)

15 Bad company brings bad fortune.

Posted by: 4 Tune Cookie at July 27, 2020 06:42 PM (Z2qFv)

16 Heh.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 27, 2020 06:42 PM (HaL55)

17 Except in his twitter feed, he's still claiming CHAZ was just fine and that the evil right wingers were making up all the violence stuff.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 27, 2020 06:42 PM (Kpl3J)

18 I call that bold talk for a one eyed fat man!

Posted by: Hawkpilot at July 27, 2020 06:42 PM (Hi4Va)

19 Why Starbucks, don't they basically represent the soyboy left? Is this some internal left hate i don't get.

Posted by: Jean at July 27, 2020 06:42 PM (yIJFm)

20 Where's Cotton?

Posted by: That guy who always asks... at July 27, 2020 06:42 PM (EgshT)

21 You can't be first, it hasn't been posted yet

Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2020 06:43 PM (6f16T)

22 Someone ordered a venti bold roast.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 27, 2020 06:43 PM (vuisn)

23 I want him to document his attempt to buy a gun, because it's going to be hilarious when he finds out two things:

1. That the process is a lot harder than buying a book (but Obama said!).

2. That that one time he hit his girlfriend in college and she called the cops is going to prevent him from getting a gun.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 27, 2020 06:43 PM (LvTSG)

24 Karma is a word meaning 'haha fuck you'.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 27, 2020 06:43 PM (Jx5Qs)

25 11 It wasn't just his Starbucks. I believe his apartment was above the coffee shop and he couldn't get in while police were searching for a bomb, which is the second tweet, of course.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 27, 2020 06:42 PM (LvTSG)

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*giggles*

Posted by: SMH at July 27, 2020 06:43 PM (RU4sa)

26

When he grabbed his cat, was he really just grabbing himself?

One wonders.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 27, 2020 06:43 PM (t4of4)

27 He'll just have to find something else to slurp on.

Posted by: Eromero at July 27, 2020 06:43 PM (XhWtx)

28 Pfirdst !!!

Posted by: runner at July 27, 2020 06:43 PM (zr5Kq)

29 Except in his twitter feed, he's still claiming CHAZ was just fine and that the evil right wingers were making up all the violence stuff.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Has he had the mom of the kid who was killed on his show

Posted by: Jean at July 27, 2020 06:43 PM (yIJFm)

30 Nothing to see here, move along.

Posted by: morigu at July 27, 2020 06:44 PM (Eu98u)

31 If he's willing to change his thinking about firearms and the 2A, and this is what it took, then so be it. Instead of ridiculing him, I think it would be best to welcome him instead. I can see and most definitely feel the desire to point and laugh, believe me. But now more than ever, we need as many on our side of the 2A issue as we can get.

Posted by: Thorsthimble at July 27, 2020 06:44 PM (anHZ6)

32 17 Except in his twitter feed, he's still claiming CHAZ was just fine and that the evil right wingers were making up all the violence stuff.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 27, 2020 06:42 PM (Kpl3J)

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All the other violence was made up and not real.

This violence is unacceptable because it affects him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 27, 2020 06:44 PM (LvTSG)

33 20
Where's Cotton?

Posted by: That guy who always asks... at July 27, 2020 06:42 PM (EgshT)

Its in the Land of Cotton.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 27, 2020 06:44 PM (Jx5Qs)

34 >>>25 11 It wasn't just his Starbucks. I believe his apartment was above the coffee shop and he couldn't get in while police were searching for a bomb, which is the second tweet, of course.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 27, 2020 06:42 PM (LvTSG)

Chill, dawg.

Posted by: ace at July 27, 2020 06:44 PM (PbpT7)

35 Soyboy might be right, the Media is mum about it so it isn't happening.

Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2020 06:44 PM (6f16T)

36 lol ace

Posted by: SMH at July 27, 2020 06:44 PM (RU4sa)

37 5 2 Then he was nutted by reality.
Posted by: zombie at July 27, 2020 06:40 PM (HEEq1)

Or nutted on by reality. Either way.
Posted by: Insomniac

It's a reference to a classic old Nick Lowe song:

He had been livin' in a different world
Then he was nutted by reality

("Nutted" in the old British sense of "being conked on the head," not in the rapper sense of "ejaculated.)

Posted by: zombie at July 27, 2020 06:44 PM (HEEq1)

38 34 >>>25 11 It wasn't just his Starbucks. I believe his apartment was above the coffee shop and he couldn't get in while police were searching for a bomb, which is the second tweet, of course.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 27, 2020 06:42 PM (LvTSG)

Chill, dawg.
Posted by: ace at July 27, 2020 06:44 PM (PbpT7)

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You wouldn't be chill if you just had to deal with a blowout diaper like I just did.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 27, 2020 06:45 PM (LvTSG)

39 He is understandably angry at not being able to get handjobs at Starbucks.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 27, 2020 06:45 PM (vuisn)

40 Has he had the mom of the kid who was killed on his show
Posted by: Jean at July 27, 2020 06:43 PM (yIJFm)

I'm sure he'll tell you that it was actually Trump Hit Men hiding somewhere who killed that kid.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 27, 2020 06:45 PM (Kpl3J)

41 Baghdad Bob says there was no looting or burning.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2020 06:45 PM (kgUrq)

42 39 He is understandably angry at not being able to get paid for handjobs at Starbucks.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 27, 2020 06:45 PM (vuisn)

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FIFY.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 27, 2020 06:45 PM (LvTSG)

43 The odds of Paul becoming red pilled?

0.0000000000000%*

*more decimals means more accuracy.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 27, 2020 06:45 PM (Z4rgH)

44 I try not to mock leftists in the process of being red-pilled because it does not advance the work.

Mocking their masters and puppeteers works.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 27, 2020 06:46 PM (JvZF+)

45 34 >>>25 11 It wasn't just his Starbucks. I believe his apartment was above the coffee shop and he couldn't get in while police were searching for a bomb, which is the second tweet, of course.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 27, 2020 06:42 PM (LvTSG)

Chill, dawg.
Posted by: ace at July 27, 2020 06:44 PM (PbpT7)

I was hoping that someone would tweet "Chill, dawg" as a response to his freakout tweet. I was not disappointed. Cernovich even changed his Twitter name to Chill Dawg Cernovich.

Posted by: Splunge at July 27, 2020 06:46 PM (dOV9E)

46 Piffle

Too bad he hasn't been assaulted.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 27, 2020 06:46 PM (PCcso)

47 26

When he grabbed his cat, was he really just grabbing himself?

One wonders.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 27, 2020 06:43 PM (t4of4)

he's never grabbed pussy i can guarantee that. Wait you were saying that. Duh.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 27, 2020 06:46 PM (Jx5Qs)

48 Hey, Paul Gallant, are you going to publicly apologize to Trump and ask for forgiveness, or are you going to continue being asshoe?

My money's on the latter.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 27, 2020 06:46 PM (HhXSr)

49 43 The odds of Paul becoming red pilled?

0.0000000000000%*

*more decimals means more accuracy.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 27, 2020 06:45 PM (Z4rgH)

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"This is unhelpful to the cause, but more importantly, this negatively affected me."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 27, 2020 06:46 PM (LvTSG)

50 26

When he grabbed his cat, was he really just grabbing himself?

One wonders.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 27, 2020 06:43 PM (t4of4)

Either way he gets his hands on a pussy.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 27, 2020 06:46 PM (NWiLs)

51 31 If he's willing to change his thinking about firearms and the 2A, and this is what it took, then so be it. Instead of ridiculing him, I think it would be best to welcome him instead. I can see and most definitely feel the desire to point and laugh, believe me. But now more than ever, we need as many on our side of the 2A issue as we can get.
Posted by: Thorsthimble at July 27, 2020 06:44 PM (anHZ6)

Don't think he's on "our side". He want's a gun to protect himself from the Evil Right Wingers who are pretending to be Antifa just to help Trump.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 27, 2020 06:46 PM (Kpl3J)

52 willowed, but one of my few major accomplishements as a kid:
>>> I don't consider that Germanic sound like you're coughing up a hairball particularly bewitching.
However, I remember an episode of The Avengers in which a villain was stalking the bewitching Emma Peel using a German love song. Mein Liebische Rosen.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 27, 2020 06:35 PM (lgiXo)

In high school in the 80s I sang some Germain piece I think was titled "Ich Brenn" for a solo and won state in Kansas and then tri-state. I search for it now and all I get is gay porn. I don't remember the entire translation other than "I burn".
Posted by: banana Dream at July 27, 2020 06:44 PM (l6b3d)

Posted by: banana Dream at July 27, 2020 06:46 PM (l6b3d)

53 They just found an additional 700 deaths in Texas between yesterday and today....**eye roll**
They are now using death certificates and counting all deaths where covid is listed as "a cause of death"...not "the cause of death"...
The numbers are totally believable now/////

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at July 27, 2020 06:46 PM (UUBmN)

54 He is mad because Starbucks turned off the free wifi

Posted by: morigu at July 27, 2020 06:46 PM (Eu98u)

55 It wasn't just his Starbucks. I believe his apartment was above the coffee shop and he couldn't get in while police were searching for a bomb, which is the second tweet, of course.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 27, 2020 06:42 PM (LvTSG)

I recall a few years back, traveling in the Southwest, seeing a native American wobbling up the street, asking for change.

I thought "way to live the cliche there, dude."

Here's this ninny, living in Seattle, above a Starbux.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 27, 2020 06:46 PM (hku12)

56 He's not gonna learn shit from this. He'll just say it was a false flag event done by the Boog or something. Cognitive dissonance solved!

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at July 27, 2020 06:46 PM (L106N)

57 It's not so much that they burnt the Starbucks, it's that they burnt down the Starbucks underneath his apartment. And the cops said oh yeah there might still be explosives in there.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 27, 2020 06:47 PM (GbPPJ)

58 That's funny, when leftist assholes get smacked upside the heads by the Real World

Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 27, 2020 06:47 PM (iTXRQ)

59 "Zero clue what's going on."

No shit, Twinkie.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 27, 2020 06:47 PM (Qio/u)

60 You wouldn't be chill if you just had to deal with a blowout diaper like I just did.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 27, 2020 06:45 PM (LvTSG)

Looks like someone misplaced their sock.

Or, maybe not.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 27, 2020 06:47 PM (Z4rgH)

61 You have to wonder what's going on inside some people's brains to think that they can see rioting on their own street and think it'll never get to them eventually.

How can someone be so naive? They seem to think the same thing about Kancel Kulture right up until they get fired for some previously innocuous tweet.

Maybe now that will translate over into some of the other myriad things that are wrong, immoral and illegal in life. Hey Dumbass: yes it can happen to you. You're not special.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 27, 2020 06:47 PM (HaL55)

62 61 You have to wonder what's going on inside some people's brains to think that they can see rioting on their own street and think it'll never get to them eventually.

How can someone be so naive? They seem to think the same thing about Kancel Kulture right up until they get fired for some previously innocuous tweet.

Maybe now that will translate over into some of the other myriad things that are wrong, immoral and illegal in life. Hey Dumbass: yes it can happen to you. You're not special.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 27, 2020 06:47 PM (HaL55)

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We're gonna find out he's the dudebro who was thumbs upping the marching black people who got his window smashed by a rock, aren't we?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 27, 2020 06:48 PM (LvTSG)

63 Don't think he's on "our side". He want's a gun to protect himself from the Evil Right Wingers who are pretending to be Antifa just to help Trump.
Posted by: Tom Servo

I'm thinking a negligent discharge is likely, if he can manage to retract the slide

Posted by: Jean at July 27, 2020 06:48 PM (yIJFm)

64 Gallant? Or Goofus?

Posted by: Muldoon at July 27, 2020 06:48 PM (Fc5rx)

65 >It's not so much that they burnt the Starbucks, it's that they burnt down the Starbucks underneath his apartment.

that's his HOME Starbucks
not some lousy 'away' Starbucks

Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 27, 2020 06:48 PM (iTXRQ)

66 I agree that we should welcome semi-AK-toting Marxists with no firearms training to the Second Amendment camp! And their girlfriends named "Bobby".

Posted by: andycanuck at July 27, 2020 06:48 PM (an7Mv)

67 60 You wouldn't be chill if you just had to deal with a blowout diaper like I just did.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 27, 2020 06:45 PM (LvTSG)

Looks like someone misplaced their sock.

Or, maybe not.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 27, 2020 06:47 PM (Z4rgH

He's dealing with a little bundle of... well some people say joy but really it's just a human waste generating machine.

Posted by: Someguy at July 27, 2020 06:49 PM (Zm+LZ)

68 Starbucks customer, a cat and "freaking out" when nothing is broke or bleeding.

Latent.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 27, 2020 06:49 PM (Z+IKu)

69 Soiboi should not buy a gun.

He will end up shooting his own or a little kid in a car.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 27, 2020 06:49 PM (1g7ch)

70 65 >It's not so much that they burnt the Starbucks, it's that they burnt down the Starbucks underneath his apartment.

that's his HOME Starbucks
not some lousy 'away' Starbucks
Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 27, 2020 06:48 PM (iTXRQ)

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Loquawne, the black/white transexual dragonkind always got the foam on his latte just right.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 27, 2020 06:49 PM (LvTSG)

71 Isn't it a federal crime for an FFL to release a firearm to an insane person? No way should this guy get one. He is a walking red flag.

Posted by: Roy at July 27, 2020 06:49 PM (Ti+Tv)

72
I'm thinking a negligent discharge is likely, if he can manage to retract the slide

Posted by: Jean at July 27, 2020 06:48 PM (yIJFm)

theres a joke in there somewhere.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 27, 2020 06:50 PM (Jx5Qs)

73 He's now wanting to buy a GUN, LOL

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 27, 2020 06:50 PM (dKiJG)

74 64 Gallant? Or Goofus?
Posted by: Muldoon at July 27, 2020 06:48 PM (Fc5rx)

Gallant. He definitely grew up to be a soiboi.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 27, 2020 06:50 PM (NWiLs)

75 Might I say... Don't shoot your eye out kid.

Posted by: USNtakim at July 27, 2020 06:50 PM (0OmEj)

76 AlextheChick,

But our betters like Biden want to use AFFH to push such housing arrangements

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2020 06:50 PM (kgUrq)

77 I clicked on the Ian Miles Cheong tweet and Paul Gallant actually seemed to take it well.

Don't @ me with Chill Dawg, man.

Posted by: bluebell at July 27, 2020 06:50 PM (/669Q)

78 You have to wonder what's going on inside some people's brains to think that they can see rioting on their own street and think it'll never get to them eventually.

How can someone be so naive?

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Concentrated willful ignorance my friend.

No one does it better than leftists.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 27, 2020 06:50 PM (6WCwE)

79 Intensify the peace!

Posted by: RoyalOil at July 27, 2020 06:50 PM (aO8Gd)

80 This is precisely why I saw let it burn.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at July 27, 2020 06:51 PM (jWe5r)

81 69 Soiboi should not buy a gun.

He will end up shooting his own or a little kid in a car.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 27, 2020 06:49 PM (1g7ch)

I'm quite OK with the first part of that sentence.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 27, 2020 06:51 PM (NWiLs)

82 TheJamesMadison

That is dragonkin not dragonkind.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2020 06:51 PM (kgUrq)

83 Goofus was always a more fun to be around than Gallant.
You just know Gallant registered to vote in 2008 to put Obama into office, and that he cares deeply about his carbon footprint.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 27, 2020 06:51 PM (ykYG2)

84 But now more than ever, we need as many on our side of the 2A issue as we can get.

Posted by: Thorsthimble

He will still vote for Biden because he's a fucking imbecile. He'll find a way of rationalizing it all with Commie/Lib Talking Points and will be back to spewing retard on his radio show as if this never happened.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 27, 2020 06:51 PM (Qio/u)

85 > He's now wanting to buy a GUN, LOL

to do WHAT with?
defend his downstairs Starbucks?

Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 27, 2020 06:51 PM (iTXRQ)

86 Doughebags gotta doughebag.

Reap it, asshoe. Hope you lose all your stuff.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 27, 2020 06:51 PM (Zz0t1)

87 82 TheJamesMadison

That is dragonkin not dragonkind.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2020 06:51 PM (kgUrq)

Oh great, now there's 89 fucking genders...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 27, 2020 06:52 PM (NWiLs)

88 82 TheJamesMadison

That is dragonkin not dragonkind.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2020 06:51 PM (kgUrq)

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I am of the body.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 27, 2020 06:52 PM (LvTSG)

89 ace , you should have copyrighted "Mostly Peaceful".

Everybody is using it now.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 27, 2020 06:52 PM (luzVb)

90 Hey, Paul, give me a shoutout. We need to open our own Starbucks. But let's still agree not to serve the racist, fascist cops. They're likely going to shoot us.

Posted by: Chris Palmer at July 27, 2020 06:52 PM (HhXSr)

91 It's all fun and games until they trash the Starbucks under your apartment. Then it's rioting!

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 27, 2020 06:52 PM (COzlW)

92 82 TheJamesMadison

That is dragonkin not dragonkind.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2020 06:51 PM (kgUrq)

You can't tell him what his imaginary leftist imagines xerself to be!

Posted by: Someguy at July 27, 2020 06:52 PM (Zm+LZ)

93 Gallant's real name was David French.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 27, 2020 06:52 PM (NWiLs)

94 He's now wanting to buy a GUN, LOL

Ask the antifa morons how well that's going to go.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 27, 2020 06:53 PM (oVJmc)

95 87 82 TheJamesMadison

That is dragonkin not dragonkind.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2020 06:51 PM (kgUrq)

Oh great, now there's 89 fucking genders...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 27, 2020 06:52 PM (NWiLs)

No that's just a furry.

Posted by: Someguy at July 27, 2020 06:53 PM (Zm+LZ)

96 Is this Soiboi's pants on ebay yet?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 27, 2020 06:53 PM (3H9h1)

97 That fuckwad will run off without the cat, the cat is on its own.

Posted by: Tentotwo at July 27, 2020 06:53 PM (yhf6w)

98 Eh screw this guy, he didn't learn anything.

I don't know why anybody is still on Twatter. How many times do you have to watch people get utterly destroyed personally or professionally (or both!) because of some stupid tweet before you realize that it's nothing but an unmitigated hazard to your health?

Twatter is all the bad things about the internet squeezed into one convenient, compact package of Evil.

Let. It. Go.

Posted by: I Have Questions at July 27, 2020 06:53 PM (+v+zN)

99 What a fairy.

Posted by: Weasel at July 27, 2020 06:53 PM (MVjcR)

100 We're gonna find out he's the dudebro who was thumbs upping the marching
black people who got his window smashed by a rock, aren't we?

That was hilarious. Also, rioter Earnest T. Bass had a damned good arm to go 2 for 2.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 27, 2020 06:54 PM (HaL55)

101 Why do I come to AOSHQ when I could just go to twitchy?

Posted by: steve at July 27, 2020 06:54 PM (TTy55)

102 The cat is better off without this guy

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2020 06:54 PM (kgUrq)

103 completely unrelated but that antifa blm terrorist that got himself shot while he tried to murder a motorist...

?

he looks like arseface from Preacher.

weird, huh?

Posted by: guest myspace user at July 27, 2020 06:54 PM (rnk6i)

104 "Act 1" was him mocking Trump for saying that the riots existed. "Act
2" is a short time later finding out the rioters trash his building.
"Act 3" is he buys a gun to protect self from the rioters. Classic!"

Act 1 : Id ... base child, barks at others

Act 2: Ego ... outrage, hurt, real life burst fake bubble of the child, considers outcome he could not control with his childish cries

Act 2: SuperEgo ... rational decision to defend oneself, moral reason for gun ownership overrules "guns are bad" childishness of wishful thinking.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 27, 2020 06:54 PM (Cus5s)

105 Nobody make any comment about a guy and his cat, okay?

Posted by: Wolfus's Cats at July 27, 2020 06:54 PM (rpbg1)

106 Strauss and Howe predicted all of this in 'the Fourth Turning.' Feckin' craaaaazy how accurate they were. Almost 30 years ago now. (PS - bad news if you're GenX, like me. Just stick to the sports section is my advice.)

Posted by: Abiss at July 27, 2020 06:54 PM (Y8DtA)

107 ace , you should have copyrighted "Mostly Peaceful".

Everybody is using it now.
Posted by: deplorable unperson

Was it nose art on a B-25

Posted by: Jean at July 27, 2020 06:54 PM (yIJFm)

108 101 Why do I come to AOSHQ when I could just go to twitchy?
Posted by: steve at July 27, 2020 06:54 PM (TTy55)
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Our comment section is better.

And we have a gardening thread.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 27, 2020 06:54 PM (LvTSG)

109 It's only property, bitchez

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 27, 2020 06:54 PM (z79tQ)

110 He's now wanting to buy a GUN, LOL

to do WHAT with?
defend his downstairs Starbucks?
Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 27, 2020 06:51 PM

First they came for the lattes. I said nothing.

Then they came for the frappucinos. I said nothing.

Then they came for me, and there was no one left to make me coffee.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 27, 2020 06:55 PM (COzlW)

111 Why does he need a gun? He should just call a social worker.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at July 27, 2020 06:55 PM (nu45M)

112 Maybe he sees himself as a hero. Like Corbin Dallas. Corbin had a cat too, you know.

Posted by: Archer at July 27, 2020 06:55 PM (gmo/4)

113 >I don't know why anybody is still on Twatter.

severe weather warnings
amber alerts
police APBs
traffic

Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 27, 2020 06:55 PM (iTXRQ)

114 108 Thanks! I knew it was something

Posted by: steve at July 27, 2020 06:55 PM (TTy55)

115 Mostly peaceful > slightly pregnant

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 27, 2020 06:55 PM (COzlW)

116 Strategic Air Command - "Peace is our profession."

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2020 06:55 PM (kgUrq)

117 FUS RO DAH!

Oh wait, that's Dragonborn. Never mind.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 27, 2020 06:55 PM (NWiLs)

118 Read closely, I don't think he ever pins the blame-- all passive voice.

$10 says if you made a post suggesting vaguely that it was white supremacists he'd retweet it.

Posted by: RoyalOil at July 27, 2020 06:55 PM (aO8Gd)

119 Starbucks is for fags. I drink dirt.

Posted by: Tom Bombadil at July 27, 2020 06:55 PM (oxCmZ)

120 LOLGF.
(get firearm)

Posted by: andycanuck at July 27, 2020 06:56 PM (an7Mv)

121 The soyboy might have a point. How many Black Rifle Coffee Company stores have been vandalized?

Posted by: Defenestratus at July 27, 2020 06:56 PM (9V81o)

122 108 And that's confirmed by the late, great Andrew B.

Posted by: steve at July 27, 2020 06:56 PM (TTy55)

123 I have a friend in a Seattle suburb. When CHOP/CHAZ/ WHATEVER happened, I asked her about it. She said 'oh, it's Seattle, let them deal with it, it's their problem.'

That's why I stopped worrying about certain things. If the people there don't care, why should I? This guy didn't care until he was personally involved. So... sorry, but not sorry.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 27, 2020 06:56 PM (ZCiJZ)

124 >ace , you should have copyrighted "Mostly Peaceful".

Everybody is using it now.
Posted by: deplorable unperson

Was it nose art on a B-25
Posted by: Jean

PHOTOSHOPPERS ASSEMBLE

Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 27, 2020 06:56 PM (iTXRQ)

125 I notice the sign above the door says "Starbucks Coffee". Is there a sentient being in Seattle of all places who doesn't know that Starbucks sells coffee?

Just seems superfluous.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 27, 2020 06:56 PM (Fc5rx)

126 108 101 Why do I come to AOSHQ when I could just go to twitchy?
Posted by: steve at July 27, 2020 06:54 PM (TTy55)
==========

Our comment section is better.

And we have a gardening thread.

And we teach you how to become an alcoholic.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 27, 2020 06:56 PM (3H9h1)

127 Concentrated willful ignorance my friend.

No one does it better than leftists.

Yep. I still don't get it, but then again there's a lot in this life I just don't understand.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 27, 2020 06:56 PM (HaL55)

128 108 101 Why do I come to AOSHQ when I could just go to twitchy?
Posted by: steve at July 27, 2020 06:54 PM (TTy55)
==========

Our comment section is better.

And we have a gardening thread.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 27, 2020 06:54 PM (LvTSG)

Gun Thread

and my Favorite Book Thread

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 27, 2020 06:56 PM (dKiJG)

129 Has he been whining on his radio show about this insult?

I highly doubt he'll buy a gun. He knows if he shows it in Seattle, like the Starbucks under his apartment, he'll be toast.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at July 27, 2020 06:57 PM (IYZ+m)

130 123 I have a friend in a Seattle suburb. When CHOP/CHAZ/ WHATEVER happened, I asked her about it. She said 'oh, it's Seattle, let them deal with it, it's their problem.'

That's why I stopped worrying about certain things. If the people there don't care, why should I? This guy didn't care until he was personally involved. So... sorry, but not sorry.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 27, 2020 06:56 PM (ZCiJZ)

The appropriate response is usually to point and laugh.

Posted by: Someguy at July 27, 2020 06:57 PM (Zm+LZ)

131 You won't have me and my pussy to kick around anymore.

Posted by: Paul Gallant at July 27, 2020 06:57 PM (COzlW)

132 I bet every revolution many think they are not targets and it will all by pass them personally. But they will be sadly mistaken.

Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2020 06:57 PM (6f16T)

133 I was going to attempt some snark like:
What makes a person think like this?
1) too much money/free time
B) not enough exposure to trees, dirt, and general nature

When it hit me, it is most likely i) exposure to " higher Ed"

Which is why if I call my daughter now, she won't answer.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 27, 2020 06:57 PM (IDhUW)

134 Mmm, delicious

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 27, 2020 06:57 PM (l4C/z)

135 OK, just finish putting together the makin's for some Tequila Peach Cordial. Hope it turns out good.

Backstory: A while back I was given a big bottle of some kind of fancypants high-end microdistillery "blanco" (meaning unaged) Tequila, sent by a PR firm.

Never opened it, never mentioned it -- until now. Finally opened the bottle, annnnnd...damn, tastes like bandaids. Awful. I'm not a tequila fan to begin with, but that was in the bottom 20% of tequilas I've ever tasted.

Simultaneously, I had a big bag of some of those fancypants flat peaches -- "UFO Peaches" they're sometimes called -- and several of them were not in great shape.

So I decided to combine problems and in so doing solve both of them at once:

Trimmed all the bruised parts off all the dodgy peaches, then chopped them into midsized pieces, then sterilized a giant-size Mason jar, then put the peach chunks into the jar, annnnd...poured the entire $80 bottle of tequila over them.

Will let it sit for about a month.

Then strain, and add "simple syrup" -- sugar+water, brought to boil and cooled -- to make a peach liqueur (technically a "cordial") out of it.

Will it still taste like bandaids? Hope not. But worth a try, and better than just pouring down the rain.

Posted by: zombie at July 27, 2020 06:57 PM (HEEq1)

136 Paul Tibbets in the Enola Gay flew a mostly peaceful mission-

hey- they only dropped one bomb and went straight home

Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 27, 2020 06:57 PM (iTXRQ)

137 rain = drain.

Posted by: zombie at July 27, 2020 06:58 PM (HEEq1)

138 Soi boi will never grow up. If he somehow got a hold of a weapon he would be a danger to himself and others. Best bet is to leave the deadly tools in adult hands. Halfwits like shim are a hazard to their communities.

Posted by: USNtakim at July 27, 2020 06:58 PM (0OmEj)

139 FESTIVAL

FESTIVAL

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 27, 2020 06:58 PM (vuisn)

140 >Starbucks is for fags. I drink dirt.

LOL, bonus points for the YTMND link. Now that's some memery prehistory.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at July 27, 2020 06:58 PM (L106N)

141 126 108 101 Why do I come to AOSHQ when I could just go to twitchy?
Posted by: steve at July 27, 2020 06:54 PM (TTy55)
==========

Our comment section is better.

And we have a gardening thread.

And we teach you how to become an alcoholic.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 27, 2020 06:56 PM (3H9h1)

We also talk about boobs and guns

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 27, 2020 06:58 PM (l4C/z)

142

Tell him the Red Pill tastes almost like penis...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 27, 2020 06:58 PM (s2VJv)

143 Why does he need a gun? He should just call a social worker.

I've been getting a new Trump ad via either Hulu or Tubi; I forget which one. Grandma sitting watching the news with info about Biden supporting defunding the police. Well, someone tries to break in, she calls 911, no one is there and... the robber gets in and apparently attacks her.

Great Trump ad IMHO.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 27, 2020 06:58 PM (ZCiJZ)

144 A friend of mine on FB who I have not seen in some time began shrieking online about how "Trump's SS" is defending federal property in Portland from the "peaceful demonstrators". If I didn't value her friendship more though she is clearly politically whacked-out, I would have done more than put her on "30 day snooze".

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 27, 2020 06:58 PM (ejsiI)

145 I won't even lay odds or money on the likelyhood he'd retweet a tweet suggesting it was Jews who burned his Starbucks.

He's a progressive, you know good and well he's an anti semite.

Posted by: RoyalOil at July 27, 2020 06:59 PM (aO8Gd)

146 City Coffee. Right next to City Wok and down the street from City Sushi.

Posted by: Archer at July 27, 2020 06:59 PM (gmo/4)

147 Black coffee matters.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 27, 2020 06:59 PM (H5knJ)

148 Paul Gallant: someone please help me save my pussy!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 27, 2020 06:59 PM (ptqGC)

149 143 Why does he need a gun? He should just call a social worker.

I've been getting a new Trump ad via either Hulu or Tubi; I forget which one. Grandma sitting watching the news with info about Biden supporting defunding the police. Well, someone tries to break in, she calls 911, no one is there and... the robber gets in and apparently attacks her.

Great Trump ad IMHO.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 27, 2020 06:58 PM (ZCiJZ)

Paging Wille Horton. Please pick up the courtesy telephone...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 27, 2020 07:00 PM (s2VJv)

150 Skip: "I bet every revolution many think they are not targets and it will all by pass them personally. But they will be sadly mistaken."

History? Never heard of it.

Posted by: Academia, MFM, and Blockheads, BIRM at July 27, 2020 07:00 PM (HhXSr)

151 146 City Coffee. Right next to City Wok and down the street from City Sushi.
Posted by: Archer at July 27, 2020 06:59 PM (gmo/4)

=========

I knew it was city beef the second I bit into it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 27, 2020 07:00 PM (LvTSG)

152 He's in WA state. Thst law he voted for means it will take a month or so to get cleared to buy a gun. Then he won't be able to find ammo for it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 27, 2020 07:00 PM (YynYJ)

153 People do what they do, Paul. Now, I spent the day painting my eyebrows in, really thick and brown. I was hoping it would reduce that wide-eyed crazy look I have.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at July 27, 2020 07:00 PM (COzlW)

154 "McDonald's is beneath them, and Starbucks is too middle class." - CBC commentator Rex Murphy on why those two businesses were targets during the protests in Calgary 2002 (during the nearby G7 summit)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 27, 2020 07:00 PM (ejsiI)

155 I bet he pronounces it 'guh LAHNT'

and FFS just go to 7-11 for coffee

Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 27, 2020 07:00 PM (iTXRQ)

156 Mr. Gallant better figure out quick it doesn't matter if he has a firearm. If he uses it against any black, anywhere, or anyone related to BLM, in self-defense, he is screwed. Going to jail. It's the new "defending yourself while white" charge, based on the rules and revolution this traitorous piece of human debris (and all the villainous Woke White Women he's trying to score tail with) wanted.

He doesn't get to take off his skin, no matter how much he grovels before his desired masters. He signed up the rest of us non-self-hating whites to go to Hell. But he is coming too. No one gets off this ride.

Posted by: Ruled By Mercenaries at July 27, 2020 07:01 PM (XiFxt)

157 The cat is better off without this guy

Cat is smart and will leave that loser of its own accord.
"I don't care if you do feed me canned cat food. Nothing is worth this."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 27, 2020 07:01 PM (HaL55)

158 There goes my idea for BandAid Brandy.

Posted by: eleven at July 27, 2020 07:01 PM (XTyi0)

159 Posted by: zombie at July 27, 2020 06:57 PM (HEEq1)

Casa Azul Blanco FTW. Shake and pour. Twist of lime if you so desire. No Ragrets, not even one little letter....

Posted by: Abiss at July 27, 2020 07:01 PM (Y8DtA)

160
He can always move to Portland. Or Minneapolis. Or Chicago. Or...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 27, 2020 07:01 PM (s2VJv)

161 155 I bet he pronounces it 'guh LAHNT'

and FFS just go to 7-11 for coffee
Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 27, 2020 07:00 PM (iTXRQ)

=========

Just make it yourself.

I'm sure he fills it with sugar anyway. It's not like he needs great care to make it taste like coffee infused soda.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 27, 2020 07:01 PM (LvTSG)

162 Chill Dawg could easily be any one of my husband's hell spawn neghews.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 27, 2020 07:01 PM (ptqGC)

163 They just found an additional 700 deaths in Texas between yesterday and today....**eye roll**
They are now using death certificates and counting all deaths where covid is listed as "a cause of death"...not "the cause of death"...
The numbers are totally believable now/////

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at July 27, 2020 06:46 PM (UUBmN)

They haven't been believable since May. I will never forgive America's doctors for saying HCQ is lethal and can't even be discussed as a treatment for China Flu. If they were all fired and replaced with honest Indians I couldn't even be mad.

Posted by: trev006 at July 27, 2020 07:01 PM (A6Wna)

164
And we teach you how to become an alcoholic.
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I'm failing this section, be better.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 27, 2020 07:01 PM (IDhUW)

165 How do you defend against peaceful protesters?

Posted by: Jean at July 27, 2020 07:02 PM (yIJFm)

166 Still need to Voight-Kampff him to see if he has developed empathy yet.

Prediction: his new nickname will be Leon.

Posted by: Citizen at July 27, 2020 07:02 PM (ldmQR)

167 wait til he actually goes to get one at the bookmobile and finds out they are sold out

Posted by: x at July 27, 2020 07:02 PM (nFwvY)

168 31 If he's willing to change his thinking about firearms and the 2A, and this is what it took, then so be it. Instead of ridiculing him, I think it would be best to welcome him instead. I can see and most definitely feel the desire to point and laugh, believe me. But now more than ever, we need as many on our side of the 2A issue as we can get.
Posted by: Thorsthimble at July 27, 2020 06:44 PM (anHZ6)

What did Phyllis Schlafly say? That a conservative is a liberal mugged by reality?

Reality did a serious mugging here.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 27, 2020 07:02 PM (ejsiI)

169 bonk bonk on tha head

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 27, 2020 07:03 PM (vuisn)

170 166 Still need to Voight-Kampff him to see if he has developed empathy yet.

Prediction: his new nickname will be Leon.
Posted by: Citizen at July 27, 2020 07:02 PM (ldmQR)

Ask him about the tortoise.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 27, 2020 07:03 PM (NWiLs)

171 156 Mr. Gallant better figure out quick it doesn't matter if he has a firearm. If he uses it against any black, anywhere, or anyone related to BLM, in self-defense, he is screwed. Going to jail. It's the new "defending yourself while white" charge, based on the rules and revolution this traitorous piece of human debris (and all the villainous Woke White Women he's trying to score tail with) wanted.

He doesn't get to take off his skin, no matter how much he grovels before his desired masters. He signed up the rest of us non-self-hating whites to go to Hell. But he is coming too. No one gets off this ride.
Posted by: Ruled By Mercenaries at July 27, 2020 07:01 PM (XiFxt)

This is where things like vigilante death squads happen. Self-service justice. Without all the hassles and consequences.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 27, 2020 07:03 PM (s2VJv)

172 Thanks for letting me hang. Off to swim the dog before he becomes unmanageable. Peace out.

Posted by: Abiss at July 27, 2020 07:04 PM (Y8DtA)

173 Between Comments #135 and #142, I'm beginning to, ummm, appreciate the adventures some of The Horde are willing attempt in tasting non-traditional substances.

;-)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 27, 2020 07:04 PM (DMUuz)

174 Tortoise is a better pet for him, harder to kill.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2020 07:04 PM (kgUrq)

175 Sux to be you, Paul.

Try being a real man.

Real men do NOT live in an apartment above a Starbucks.

And they certainly do NOT talk about their pussy (cat).

Posted by: Czech Chick at July 27, 2020 07:04 PM (haWye)

176 You mean I can't get my Starbucks Soiboy extra foam to go!!!?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 27, 2020 07:04 PM (Jx5Qs)

177 >How do you defend against peaceful protesters?

with peaceful firearms
Mr. Colt didn't call it 'the peacemaker' for nothing

Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 27, 2020 07:04 PM (iTXRQ)

178 144 A friend of mine on FB who I have not seen in some time began shrieking online about how "Trump's SS" is defending federal property in Portland from the "peaceful demonstrators". If I didn't value her friendship more though she is clearly politically whacked-out, I would have done more than put her on "30 day snooze".
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 27, 2020 06:58 PM (ejsiI)

(Meaning, of course, the temptation was there to post some scathing smartass comments until she blocked me. It is still quite tempting.)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 27, 2020 07:04 PM (ejsiI)

179 A young healthy local 28 y.o. With a large, loving family and tons of friends, killed himself last week because he just couldn't stand living in COVID times.

COVID death?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 27, 2020 07:04 PM (ptqGC)

180 He grabbed his cat to go check it out? like he took his cat for a walk or something?

Posted by: IC at July 27, 2020 07:05 PM (a0IVu)

181 a real man lives in a van down by the river with his pet wildcat

Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 27, 2020 07:05 PM (iTXRQ)

182 We must throw as much shit at this person as we can lest he swallow the red pill!!

Hard to believe we have a chance to win in November if we keep doing our best to keep people from crossing the aisle.

Posted by: Quiet at July 27, 2020 07:05 PM (P0MsZ)

183 and replaced with honest Indians I couldn't even be mad.
Posted by: trev006 at July 27, 2020 07:01 PM

Have you tried my Prairie Crab recipe?

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at July 27, 2020 07:06 PM (DMUuz)

184
Don't think he's on "our side". He want's a gun to protect himself from the Evil Right Wingers who are pretending to be Antifa just to help Trump.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 27, 2020 06:46 PM (Kpl3J)

Close, but not quite. He wants a gun so he can shoot a few kneeling Kulaks in the back of the neck, in revenge for them being so evil that his fellow travelers got overzealous and burned out his local Starbucks.

Remember, it always comes down to the commies wanting to kill us all.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 27, 2020 07:06 PM (EGyGV)

185 The Revolution is charming and fun when you can visit it, like a "Trouble Tourist"* and stay away from all of the complications. Perhaps Disney should make a theme park for these people to spare the rest of us from their fantasies getting acted out in real time?

*PJ O'Rourke, I think.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at July 27, 2020 07:06 PM (cZjDV)

186 His cat hates him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 27, 2020 07:06 PM (ptqGC)

187 I'm not sure who pissed Jason Whitlock off but he's determined to cut a wide swathe

https://tinyurl.com/y5ujaksx

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 27, 2020 07:06 PM (y7DUB)

188 179 A young healthy local 28 y.o. With a large, loving family and tons of friends, killed himself last week because he just couldn't stand living in COVID times.

COVID death?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 27, 2020 07:04 PM (ptqGC)

Military?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 27, 2020 07:07 PM (IDhUW)

189 The worst part was a these clowns know what exactly is going on, but the refuse to acknowledge it. Shame about his apartment though...

BAWAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 27, 2020 07:07 PM (AFSld)

190 Catch Thirty-Thr33: "What did Phyllis Schlafly say? That a conservative is a liberal mugged by reality?"

Overton Window has pushed things a bit, so I'm not convinced he learned enough. There's "liberal" in the early age of Schlafly, and then there's "liberal" in the age of Soros/Obama/Sunstein/AOC. If he's nudged, at all, from his personal cocoon, he'll still be Progressive.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 27, 2020 07:07 PM (HhXSr)

191 Life gave him a bag of dicks, he chose to chow down hard.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 27, 2020 07:07 PM (ba7DA)

192 My new vandal-troll project is to alter any unattended "BLACK LIVES MATTER" graffiti in the following way:

Draw a diagonal line down from the top of the "I," parallel to the side of the "V", and then draw a small line connecting the new line and the original "I"-line, so the "I" has become a capital "A."

Then add a (petite if the slogan is all on one line, or out-dented and full size if it's on three lines) capital "S" in front of the "L."

Then overdraw a wide-style capital "S" over the first "T."

To be really complete, insert a comma between the second and third words.

With practice, this can all be done in under 30 seconds.

The end result is that

BLACK
LIVES
MATTER

becomes

BLACK
SLAVES,
MASTER.

Yes, it makes no real sense, but the finished product is quite hilarious looking, and sure to make any leftist's head explode.

I've only done it a few times so far, but I'm trying to make it go viral. Unleash the graffiti trolls!

Posted by: zombie at July 27, 2020 07:07 PM (HEEq1)

193 Only tragedy here is that this piece of shit was not home and burned alive by his brothers-in-wokeness.

Posted by: fktheleft at July 27, 2020 07:07 PM (lvXKd)

194 ...one of my husband's hell spawn neghews.

*******

That may be racist.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 27, 2020 07:07 PM (Fc5rx)

195 This is where things like vigilante death squads happen. Self-service justice. Without all the hassles and consequences.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 27, 2020 07:03 PM (s2VJv)

Hopefully it's where we see white jury nullification, but I am not super duper hopeful on that front. The monster is right there telling white people it wants to eat them and their family, and they're not getting it. In fact they're enthusiastically not getting it and attacking anyone who does get it. This must change. (Plus corrupt DAs and defense attorneys will no doubt just step up their efforts to never let white people be on the juries for cases such as these.)

Posted by: Ruled By Mercenaries at July 27, 2020 07:07 PM (XiFxt)

196 "Perhaps Disney should make a theme park for these people to spare the rest of us from their fantasies getting acted out in real time?"

Already on it.

Posted by: Delos Corp. at July 27, 2020 07:07 PM (ldmQR)

197 Suicide was not military.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 27, 2020 07:07 PM (ptqGC)

198
a real man lives in a van down by the river with his pet wildcat
Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 27, 2020 07:05 PM (iTXRQ)

Have you met my condom... errrr, cougar?

Posted by: Dick Cheney at July 27, 2020 07:08 PM (EGyGV)

199 Paul, just take the Red Pill and it will all get better soon.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, protester at July 27, 2020 07:08 PM (NVYyb)

200 Poor cat's name is Mr. Fluffy Nuts.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 27, 2020 07:08 PM (ptqGC)

201 Our comment section is better.

And we have a gardening thread.

And we teach you how to become an alcoholic.

Plus our memes. I will list all of them. But first, you shall ........

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 27, 2020 07:09 PM (PD4UQ)

202 Why do I come to AOSHQ when I could just go to twitchy?
Posted by: steve at July 27, 2020 06:54 PM (TTy55)
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Does Twitchy have a cookbook??? Huh? HUH?? WELL, DO THEY???

Posted by: bluebell at July 27, 2020 07:09 PM (/669Q)

203 What's the big deal? Isn't there a Starbucks every 22 feet in Seattle?

Posted by: Muldoon at July 27, 2020 07:10 PM (Fc5rx)

204 Um, you did read the whole thing. It may or not have been the Starbucks he goes to or whatever but it was on the ground floor of the building he lives in.

Yeah, if any part of the building you live in is/was on fire, that's kind of a thing. And yes, the schadenfreude is in full effect, etc,

Posted by: southcentralpa at July 27, 2020 07:10 PM (I0v6f)

205 Twitchy doesn't have THREE ENTRIES of my shrimp recipe.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 27, 2020 07:10 PM (ptqGC)

206 Twitchy??

And commenters here linked this story/tweets Sunday afternoon or on Sunday night's ONT as well as during the day today.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 27, 2020 07:10 PM (an7Mv)

207 His apartment probably reeked of cat piss so smoke damage is probably an improvement. Maybe now smells like some early 70s Avon musk patchouli aftershave.

Posted by: Citizen at July 27, 2020 07:10 PM (ldmQR)

208 Paul Gallant, aka Captain Gallant of the French Foreign Legion and his sidekick Fuzzy Knight. Nah, it's just Paul who lives over an out of business coffee shop with his cat.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 27, 2020 07:11 PM (C1Lsn)

209 Starbucks? I thought Trump drank Diet Coke?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at July 27, 2020 07:11 PM (Vy7tf)

210 Twitchy doesn't have THREE ENTRIES of my shrimp recipe.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 27, 2020 07:10 PM (ptqGC)
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Damn straight it doesn't! And two of Tami's something-or-other also, I think. Maybe. I don't know. It was a long time ago.

Posted by: bluebell at July 27, 2020 07:11 PM (/669Q)

211 Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 27, 2020 07:04 PM

There probably has been hundreds of comments just like yours here. It has to be mind blowing to know those kind of people.

Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2020 07:11 PM (6f16T)

212 I notice the sign above the door says "Starbucks Coffee". Is there a sentient being in Seattle of all places who doesn't know that Starbucks sells coffee?

Just seems superfluous.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 27, 2020 06:56 PM (Fc5rx)

Not unlike
The Cheesecake Factory... cheesecake is all they have
Panera Bread... bread
Bubba Gump Shrimp Company... shrimp, shrimp, shrimp.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 27, 2020 07:12 PM (1g7ch)

213 The problem with the media hypocrites like this nonentity is that most of them are childless dilettantes who don't sense danger until it's upon them, no self preservation instincts. If they had children their antennae would be much more fine tuned. It is hoped that they would care about their own children if not themselves.

Posted by: Decaf at July 27, 2020 07:12 PM (4D+FL)

214 A cat? How did I know he had a cat. Sports talk my ass.

"Now we turn our attention to the burning question of cat pan liners versus sifters. Let's go to the phones.... well.... how 'bout that new tackle they signed!!"

Posted by: BaxterBigly at July 27, 2020 07:12 PM (iUD0C)

215 I'm waiting for Starbucks to start offering BJs before I go to one.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 27, 2020 07:12 PM (2DOZq)

216
We must throw as much shit at this person as we can lest he swallow the red pill!!

Hard to believe we have a chance to win in November if we keep doing our best to keep people from crossing the aisle.
Posted by: Quiet at July 27, 2020 07:05 PM (P0MsZ)

He ain't on our side until he PUBLICLY comes out in support of Trump, which ain't gonna happen, because he wants us dead. He's just pissed that his fellow commie cocksuckers burned down the WRONG business.

"Dammit you idiots. The Goya distributor is over THERE!"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 27, 2020 07:12 PM (EGyGV)

217 Captain Chill Dawg thought owning a cat would make him desirable to women.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 27, 2020 07:13 PM (ptqGC)

218 Instead of ridiculing him, I think it would be best to welcome him instead.

***********

Maybe. But I'm not showing him the secret handshake.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 27, 2020 07:13 PM (Fc5rx)

219 Don't you know? It's all white supremacist violence now.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 27, 2020 06:40 PM (gd9RK)

---------------

We all know that if that were true they would be baying for the rioters heads.

Posted by: Decaf at July 27, 2020 07:13 PM (4D+FL)

220 All politics is local

Posted by: iandeal at July 27, 2020 07:14 PM (vgGyZ)

221 20
Where's Cotton?

giza

Posted by: That My Pillow Guy at July 27, 2020 07:14 PM (sGtp+)

222 Charlie Brown is mostly successful kicking that football.

Posted by: Montesquieu's Big Idea at July 27, 2020 07:14 PM (8FfnY)

223 Tell him the Red Pill tastes almost like penis...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 27, 2020 06:58 PM (s2VJv)

Now that's thinking outside of the scrotum.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 27, 2020 07:14 PM (Z4rgH)

224 CNN Breaking News@cnnbrk
The University of Notre Dame is withdrawing from hosting the first presidential debate in September due to concerns about the coronavirus pandemic

-
They're blaming the 'Rona but I think the real problem is that Joe doesn't relate well to the above ground people.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 27, 2020 07:14 PM (+y/Ru)

225 His apartment probably reeked of cat piss so smoke damage is probably an improvement. Maybe now smells like some early 70s Avon musk patchouli aftershave.

Sex Panther.

60% of the time it works everytime.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 27, 2020 07:14 PM (PD4UQ)

226 Captain Chill Dawg thought owning a cat would make him desirable to women.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 27, 2020 07:13 PM (ptqGC)

I should be twice as desirable.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 27, 2020 07:14 PM (2DOZq)

227 You know, the ratings have to be in for opening day of wokeball.

So where are they?

Long time Indians fan and for all I care they can DIAF.

Posted by: RoyalOil at July 27, 2020 07:15 PM (aO8Gd)

228 Really guys, click on Ian Miles Cheong's tweet and look at Gallant's reply. He took it quite well, with good humor.

Posted by: bluebell at July 27, 2020 07:15 PM (/669Q)

229 I used to teach pretty much anybody who was willing to learn about firearms safety and shooting. My theory was that everybody had the right to self-defense, regardless of whether they were left, right, or center. I also thought that dispelling ignorance of firearms was a good thing, and I even had a few lefties who admitted that I was right about guns not being eeeeevil after spending some time on the range together.

Now? Not just no, but hell no. I'm not going to teach anybody who I don't consider to be solidly on my side when CW 2.0 kicks off. Hopefully, all the lefties will be like those NFAC idiots who managed to shoot three of their own this weekend. I think most libs are too emotionally unstable to be trusted with boomsticks.

Posted by: PabloD, cargo specialist for Aero Pinochet at July 27, 2020 07:15 PM (F1m5e)

230 Wait until his new friends break into his house and force him to eat the undigested parts of the cat nip out of the litter box.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at July 27, 2020 07:15 PM (ShJ3E)

231 They're blaming the 'Rona but I think the real problem is that Joe doesn't relate well to the above ground people.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 27, 2020 07:14 PM (+y/Ru)

We love Joe.

Posted by: C.H.U.D at July 27, 2020 07:16 PM (AiZBA)

232 The toxoplasmosis is strong with this one.

Posted by: klaftern at July 27, 2020 07:16 PM (RuIsu)

233 I, for one, welcome Paul "Chill Dawg" Gallant to the HQ, should he show up.

Anyone know where that old Welcome fruit basket is?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 27, 2020 07:16 PM (ptqGC)

234 Can you get advise for anything under the sun at Twitchy?
Anything?

Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2020 07:16 PM (6f16T)

235 He's dealing with a little bundle of... well some people say joy but really it's just a human waste generating machine.

Posted by: Someguy

Blowout diapers never bothered me, because by the time things get to that point you know the Little One has been suffering from a painful tummy for quite awhile. And then just when they think they are finally getting some relief, they're instantly covered from head to toe with poop!

So I always felt so bad for my Little One I hardly noticed the cleanup. Poor Little Sweetling. Time for a bath!!!

Babies are amazing. Also: Poop Factories.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 27, 2020 07:17 PM (Qio/u)

236 I'm waiting for Starbucks to start offering BJs before I go to one.

Its Starbuck so if the did it would be provided by a transexual with 50 tats and a name tag that says "My prefered pronoun is prison bitch".

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 27, 2020 07:17 PM (PD4UQ)

237 Life comes at you fast.

____________

Death often comes to a appeasers even faster.

Posted by: ShainS at July 27, 2020 07:17 PM (CdE4N)

238 there will be no debates
I'm telling you, we're seeing history being made here-
a guy running for President from his basement

Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 27, 2020 07:17 PM (iTXRQ)

239
We must throw as much shit at this person as we can lest he swallow the red pill!!
---
We throw salt.

Go away, Gail!

You think we like throwing salt at a person?

Posted by: RoyalOil at July 27, 2020 07:17 PM (aO8Gd)

240 Anyone know where that old Welcome fruit basket is?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 27, 2020 07:16 PM (ptqGC)
--------

I think the last guy left it under the fruitcake.

Posted by: bluebell at July 27, 2020 07:17 PM (/669Q)

241 0.0000000000000%*

*more decimals means more accuracy.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 27, 2020 06:45 PM (Z4rgH)

True statement.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 27, 2020 07:18 PM (nAiE/)

242
When the Orange Man Bad cucks,
Cry for a burning Star-bucks,
That's A-fun-eh!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 27, 2020 07:18 PM (stpPL)

243 Every place I've been on this planet idiots like this exist. They support assholes like Antifa and help them come into power. Then they are promptly killed.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at July 27, 2020 07:18 PM (ShJ3E)

244 They're blaming the 'Rona but I think the real problem is that Joe doesn't relate well to the above ground people.

He's morphing into the Head Morlock. I knew it!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 27, 2020 07:19 PM (HaL55)

245 Babies are amazing. Also: Poop Factories.
Posted by: Sharkman

The fact that they can poop up their onesie backs to their necks astounds me.

It just isn't natural.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 27, 2020 07:19 PM (6WCwE)

246 It's easy to bash the guy but maybe - maybe - he's learned a good lesson. He did seem to take in stride the responses to moronic "chill dawg" tweet. I'm hoping he's learned at least.

Posted by: Mookie at July 27, 2020 07:19 PM (3vIkC)

247 Every place I've been on this planet idiots like this exist. They support assholes like Antifa and help them come into power. Then they are promptly killed.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy

Just a worthless mouth to feed.

Posted by: eleven at July 27, 2020 07:19 PM (XTyi0)

248 "Then they are promptly killed."

I haven't read about that part yet

Posted by: attilla with trousers at July 27, 2020 07:20 PM (w7KSn)

249 Life comes at you fast, son.

People who can learn fast have a better chance of survival.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 27, 2020 07:20 PM (3D/fK)

250 "Anyone know where that old Welcome fruit basket is?"

It's under the 120mm shell. The ones with the wire and an improvised fuse device.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at July 27, 2020 07:20 PM (ShJ3E)

251 0.0000000000000%*

*more decimals means more accuracy.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 27, 2020 06:45 PM

Puts on white lab coat.
Nods segaciously.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 27, 2020 07:20 PM (axyOa)

252 >Babies are amazing. Also: Poop Factories.

I shall go to my grave having never changed a diaper

Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 27, 2020 07:20 PM (iTXRQ)

253 245 Babies are amazing. Also: Poop Factories.
Posted by: Sharkman

The fact that they can poop up their onesie backs to their necks astounds me.

It just isn't natural.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 27, 2020 07:19 PM (6WCwE)

Did you know a baby can poop three times its weight in a single hour?

Posted by: Someguy at July 27, 2020 07:20 PM (Zm+LZ)

254 I'm not sure who pissed Jason Whitlock off but he's determined to cut a wide swathe

https://tinyurl.com/y5ujaksx
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 27, 2020 07:06 PM (y7DUB)
-----
The Daily Beast wrote a hit piece about Outkick but they were dumb enough that Clay Travis convinced them to email their questions in advance. The author of the hit piece had many questions, one about a column Whitlock wrote but didn't bother asking Whitlock about it. He was not pleased.

https://www.outkick.com/a-left-wing-site-is-running-a-hit-piece-on-outkick/

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at July 27, 2020 07:20 PM (nu45M)

255 Oh gosh darn, Crazy old Joe wants to have a debate but its just not safe anywhere, so guess we will just have to do without.
What a shame too, Crazy old Joe would clean the floor with Trump who knows nothing.

Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2020 07:20 PM (6f16T)

256 Still a Biden voter- asshole Dem for life

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at July 27, 2020 07:21 PM (nFRLh)

257 Anyone know where that old Welcome fruit basket is?

.....

I believe "Welcome to America's Fruit Basket" is the tourism slogan for Portland.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 27, 2020 07:21 PM (stpPL)

258 Why is Martha dressed up like a 70s stewardess?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 27, 2020 07:21 PM (fU1ci)

259 So I always felt so bad for my Little One I hardly noticed the cleanup. Poor Little Sweetling. Time for a bath!!!

And by "bath" you mean "rolled up a tarp for transport outside to get hosed off."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 27, 2020 07:21 PM (HaL55)

260 "Just a worthless mouth to feed.
Posted by: eleven at July 27, 2020 07:19 PM (XTyi0)"

It's get worse. They usually kill their families too. Sometimes they just cut their throats and threw them in the trash for everyone to see.

You know, they can't have any vendettas following them around.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at July 27, 2020 07:21 PM (ShJ3E)

261 Why is Martha dressed up like a 70s stewardess?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie

Who? What? Where?

Posted by: eleven at July 27, 2020 07:22 PM (XTyi0)

262 I like the Disney created AntiFa theme park where all roads lead to final solution land.

Posted by: Montesquieu's Big Idea at July 27, 2020 07:22 PM (8FfnY)

263 Trump is not only Ajax, he is Cassandra. (In Greek mythology, those two have a complicated relationship.)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 27, 2020 07:22 PM (LWu6U)

264 off sock

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 27, 2020 07:23 PM (AiZBA)

265 I hope this is a red pill moment for him.
I had mine a long time ago.
I would dare think a lot of us here had one.
I am so old I can remember when every presidential election wasn't some kind of super existential event for the USA.

Posted by: attilla with trousers at July 27, 2020 07:23 PM (w7KSn)

266 OT, but why aren't all pro sports teams issuing Hydroxychloroquine to all the players, prophylacticaly?

Orange man bad worth more than completing a season?

Posted by: Pete Seria at July 27, 2020 07:24 PM (7ZQe3)

267 Part of me is laughing my ass off at what happened to this guy.

However...

The other half is thinking...this guy is now ripe for crossing over to the other side...our side.

We need converts. Politics is simple addition. We need more votes than the other side.

We need to allow others to cross over and join us. If all we do is mock them, they will either decide that despite the pain, they will stick with the left...or just stay in a mass of disaffected heretics that although not friendly to the left, won't vote against them either.

We need converts.

Not spies or fifth columnists.

But defectors...converts, new allies.

So, to Paul Gallant, I say...Dawg, you say they damn near burned down your house and killed your cat? (snicker...a dude with a cat). That's wack, dawg. Yeah, you better buy a gun, get some friends to shoot with a the range, and then have a BBQ with a couple of us. Shoot the sh*t a little, show you an alternative to always striving to stay ahead of the *racism* charge.

Posted by: El Jefe ~ Blue Zones POW MIA ~ You Are Not Forgotten ~ at July 27, 2020 07:24 PM (Ae67h)

268 Hey everybody, again.

I know I'm yet another comment thread late, but I so want to see Brian Stetler sued by Nick into utter ruin.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 27, 2020 07:24 PM (L2ZTs)

269 Just a worthless mouth to feed.
Posted by: eleven at July 27, 2020 07:19 PM (XTyi0)"

It's get worse. They usually kill their families too. Sometimes they just cut their throats and threw them in the trash for everyone to see.

**********

Just a second. Are we still talking about pooping babies here?

Posted by: Muldoon at July 27, 2020 07:24 PM (Fc5rx)

270 We all know the left isn't violent, it's "passionate". Their hatred of "fascism" got the better of them and exacerbated their "passion".
It's a tragedy, really, what Trump is making them do (never mind this started before Trump did anything).

Posted by: PG at July 27, 2020 07:25 PM (iqCkn)

271 Orange man bad worth more than completing a season?
Posted by: Pete Seria at July 27, 2020 07:24 PM (7ZQe3)

Ummmmmm....Yes.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 27, 2020 07:25 PM (Z+IKu)

272 Starbucks? OMG where's he gonna take a dump and shoot up?

Posted by: wth at July 27, 2020 07:26 PM (v0R5T)

273 The fact that they can poop up their onesie backs to their necks astounds me.

It just isn't natural.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 27, 2020 07:19 PM (6WCwE)

Hold my burrito.

Posted by: Rosie Odonnel at July 27, 2020 07:26 PM (Vy7tf)

274 179 A young healthy local 28 y.o. With a large, loving family and tons of friends, killed himself last week because he just couldn't stand living in COVID times.

Well, that's really fucking horrible.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 27, 2020 07:26 PM (NWiLs)

275 I know I'm yet another comment thread late, but I so want to see Brian Stetler sued by Nick into utter ruin.

So say we all.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 27, 2020 07:27 PM (HaL55)

276 Reminded neices and nephews that the uncle with their grandma's photo albums should not be messed with.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at July 27, 2020 07:27 PM (cZjDV)

277 I'm perfectly content for the left to have a revolution without us. They seem quite bad at it and I'd just as soon go fishing.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2020 07:27 PM (ZLI7S)

278 The fact that they can poop up their onesie backs to their necks astounds me.

It just isn't natural.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 27, 2020 07:19 PM (6WCwE)

LOL because 100% true

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 27, 2020 07:27 PM (NWiLs)

279 HCQ affects your ability to hit the breaking ball.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 27, 2020 07:27 PM (Fc5rx)

280 eleven, now on fnc

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 27, 2020 07:27 PM (fU1ci)

281 It's kinda weird seeing the NFL going through the motions like they're really going to have season.

Posted by: eleven at July 27, 2020 07:28 PM (XTyi0)

282 there will be no debates

Posted by: DB- just DB.

---

So... just like everything else in Western Civilization these days.

Posted by: RKae at July 27, 2020 07:28 PM (gOOMM)

283 Just a second. Are we still talking about pooping babies here?
Posted by: Muldoon

Newborn sized diapers say they are good for 8-14 lbs.

But I have never been able to get them to hold that much poop.

You're a MD, help a fella out please. Was this covered in med school?

Posted by: Tonypete at July 27, 2020 07:28 PM (6WCwE)

284 Paul Gallant should change his name to Paul Goofus.

Former Highlights for Children readers should get that reference.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 27, 2020 07:28 PM (H3MF8)

285 His apartment complex has a Starbucks underneath?
What an f'n dump.

Posted by: wth at July 27, 2020 07:28 PM (v0R5T)

286 Just a second. Are we still talking about pooping babies here?
Posted by: Muldoon

You don't poop a baby, it comes out of the hoo-ha.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 27, 2020 07:28 PM (NWiLs)

287 Paul can eat the peanuts out of my shiiiiiiit.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 27, 2020 07:29 PM (pB6Gt)

288 27 is one of the suicide crisis ages.

I'm told.

Posted by: eleven at July 27, 2020 07:29 PM (XTyi0)

289 Trimmed all the bruised parts off all the dodgy peaches, then chopped them into midsized pieces, then sterilized a giant-size Mason jar, then put the peach chunks into the jar, annnnd...poured the entire $80 bottle of tequila over them.

Will let it sit for about a month.

Posted by: zombie at July 27, 2020 06:57 PM (HEEq1)

*****

Sounds good.

Now, I'm not an expert at this, but I suspect that sterilizing the mason jar, prior to using it, certainly did no harm, but may have been unnecessary, as the 80 proof tequila probably did a perfectly good job of sterilizing both the mason jar and the resulting liqueur.

But again, no harm in sterilizing it prior adding the mixture either.

Posted by: El Jefe ~ Blue Zones POW MIA ~ You Are Not Forgotten ~ at July 27, 2020 07:29 PM (Ae67h)

290 Who is going to sign for his deliveries now?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 27, 2020 07:29 PM (fU1ci)

291
Maybe. But I'm not showing him the secret handshake.
Posted by: Muldoon

*notes Muldoon winding up joy buzzer*

Posted by: Contactless Miklos at July 27, 2020 07:29 PM (QzkSJ)

292 Baseball bad because no bubble, NBA, US Soccer good with bubble -I see a pattern here.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at July 27, 2020 07:29 PM (nFRLh)

293 The fact that they can poop up their onesie backs to their necks astounds me.

It just isn't natural.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 27, 2020 07:19 PM (6WCwE)

Hold my burrito.
Posted by: Rosie Odonnel at July 27, 2020 07:26 PM (Vy7tf)

*hic*

Posted by: HRC at July 27, 2020 07:30 PM (OQcPl)

294 288 27 is one of the suicide crisis ages.

I'm told.
Posted by: eleven at July 27, 2020 07:29 PM (XTyi0)

Is 10 one of them too?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 27, 2020 07:30 PM (NWiLs)

295 179 A young healthy local 28 y.o. With a large, loving family and tons of friends, killed himself last week because he just couldn't stand living in COVID times.

---

I'm getting that way.

...But not because I'm afraid of the disease.

I'm afraid of a populace that can be made to believe there's a new, unstoppable disease just by listening to fake numbers being repeated on the news.

Posted by: RKae at July 27, 2020 07:30 PM (gOOMM)

296 So Notre Dame can't the debates but Case Western can? Always hated Notre Dame.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at July 27, 2020 07:30 PM (nFRLh)

297 I tell new dads that you get your badge when you are changing the kid's diaper and they haven't finished pooping yet, and you don't have anything to catch it except....your hand.

Posted by: grognard at July 27, 2020 07:30 PM (sb+Cg)

298 I've seen this kind of behavior reported in the news over and over again and although it confirms the opinion I've always had of these people, I still find it hard to believe that any grown person could be so lacking in self awareness. Chaz died when the "protesters" started shooting each other. Lightfoot asked for Federal help when the "people" started shooting each other. And the same will happen very soon in Portland as well.

I saw a video of a female protester screaming in the faces of a group of Police and the police instructing her to back off several times. And she finally responds "Or What?" The police then take her into custody and the last words in the video is the sound of her now surprised and whiny voice saying "Seriously?". Seriously! Aah let me go!

The Feds have been in Portland for only a few days now after six weeks of this behavior. But now the Portland Police are beginning to make arrests. Guns and ammo were seized today. I think what passes for leadership in Portland is beginning to fear a Real federal crackdown with public support. Watch for this to end very soon.

Posted by: Punchinello at July 27, 2020 07:30 PM (zOrpp)

299 Actually, Insomniac, I remember meeting some teen moms as part of sex ed back in the 80s, and one of them said having a baby feels "like shitting a watermelon".

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 27, 2020 07:31 PM (H3MF8)

300 Paul Gallant should change his name to Paul Goofus.

Former Highlights for Children readers should get that reference.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler

----

Tommy Timbertoes approves.

Posted by: RKae at July 27, 2020 07:31 PM (gOOMM)

301 295 179 A young healthy local 28 y.o. With a large, loving family and tons of friends, killed himself last week because he just couldn't stand living in COVID times.

---

I'm getting that way.

...But not because I'm afraid of the disease.

I'm afraid of a populace that can be made to believe there's a new, unstoppable disease just by listening to fake numbers being repeated on the news.

Posted by: RKae at July 27, 2020 07:30 PM (gOOMM)

Well...don't do that, but I get it. This whole enterprise is demoralizing, dehumanizing and isolating, as it's meant to be.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 27, 2020 07:31 PM (NWiLs)

302 JackStraw, guess where Nuland went after the state dept.

If you take the Brooking Institute for $50,000- you win.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 27, 2020 07:31 PM (Ys4fK)

303 Um RKae, you can't let the bastards get you down and if you do, types, deletes

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at July 27, 2020 07:32 PM (nFRLh)

304 297 I tell new dads that you get your badge when you are changing the kid's diaper and they haven't finished pooping yet, and you don't have anything to catch it except....your hand.
Posted by: grognard at July 27, 2020 07:30 PM (sb+Cg)

The pee fountain from baby boys...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 27, 2020 07:32 PM (NWiLs)

305 I'm waiting for Starbucks to start offering BJs before I go to one.

Its Starbuck so if the did it would be provided by a transexual with 50 tats and a name tag that says "My prefered pronoun is prison bitch".
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 27, 2020 07:17 PM (PD4UQ)

Just to clarify I was snarking on Idiocracy. Now you ruined the movie for me.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 27, 2020 07:32 PM (2DOZq)

306 nood morans

Posted by: eleven at July 27, 2020 07:33 PM (XTyi0)

307 At Twitchy, there's a bit about Kurt Schlicter's righteous complaints re the NRCC's annoying fundraising. Also, NRCC is claiming they'll match any donation you give them, times five!

I had an idea: send NRCC a pic of you giving 'em the finger. Then to match the donation, they have to give themselves the finger five times.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 27, 2020 07:33 PM (L2ZTs)

308 254 I'm not sure who pissed Jason Whitlock off but he's determined to cut a wide swathe

https://tinyurl.com/y5ujaksx
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 27, 2020 07:06 PM (y7DUB)
-----
The Daily Beast wrote a hit piece about Outkick but they were dumb enough that Clay Travis convinced them to email their questions in advance. The author of the hit piece had many questions, one about a column Whitlock wrote but didn't bother asking Whitlock about it. He was not pleased.

https://www.outkick.com/a-left-wing-site-is-running-a-hit-piece-on-outkick/
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at July 27, 2020 07:20 PM (nu45M)

I saw that earlier, and thought OKTC is on a righteous tear.

Between them and Barstool, I believe we are starting to see the tides turning in the sports world.

Posted by: browndog at July 27, 2020 07:35 PM (BgMrQ)

309 Um RKae, you can't let the bastards get you down and if you do, types, deletes

Posted by: Heart of Darkness

---

It's just that there are people who have always fantasized (or, rather, fetishized) about this sort of world: the "hand sanitizer people." The Karens.

They are in paradise right now.

And they don't want it to end.

I don't want them as a ruling class. I want them back where they belong: Laughingstocks.

Posted by: RKae at July 27, 2020 07:35 PM (gOOMM)

310 Will it still taste like bandaids? Hope not. But worth a try, and better than just pouring down the rain.
Posted by: zombie at July 27, 2020 06:57

That's very innovative. Most folks would just throw both out. I think that being a conservative also includes conserving resources, but that's just me. Farmers you will find are really conservationists.

Just not the crazy AGW type, too much common sense and knowledge of the land and the weather to buy that BS.

Posted by: Farmer at July 27, 2020 07:35 PM (BPHer)

311 Politics is simple addition.

I'm more inclined to subtraction at this point.

Paul Gallant can drink a Polonium latte.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 27, 2020 07:35 PM (H5knJ)

312 So Notre Dame can't the debates but Case Western can? Always hated Notre Dame.
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at July 27, 2020 07:30 PM (nFRLh)

Yup.....a bunch of water walking do gooders who love them some marxisim.

Screw them bastards.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 27, 2020 07:36 PM (Z+IKu)

313 I'm getting that way.

Posted by: RKae at July 27, 202

.....

F*ck that.

I'm gonna assume that is just a comment on the pathetic American society at current.

But if you or anyone else ever actually feels that way for real, let me know. I'll hop in the pickup truck and come get you or anyone else and we'll get a twelve pack of beer and drive around smashing mailboxes with a baseball bat and then run from the angry neighbors.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 27, 2020 07:37 PM (stpPL)

314 Jane D'oh: "Anyone know where that old Welcome fruit basket is?"

Right next to the expensive hooch. Yes, over there, in the corner. Promise.

Posted by: The Barrel at July 27, 2020 07:43 PM (HhXSr)

315 301 295 179 A young healthy local 28 y.o. With a large, loving family and tons of friends, killed himself last week because he just couldn't stand living in COVID times.

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I'm getting that way.

...But not because I'm afraid of the disease.

I'm afraid of a populace that can be made to believe there's a new, unstoppable disease just by listening to fake numbers being repeated on the news.

Posted by: RKae at July 27, 2020 07:30 PM (gOOMM)

Well...don't do that, but I get it. This whole enterprise is demoralizing, dehumanizing and isolating, as it's meant to be.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 27, 2020 07:31 PM (NWiLs)

Suicide? Never.

Getting bitchy and easily annoyed and pissed off at the abject stupidity I (and we, of course) am subject to? Oh yeah.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 27, 2020 07:50 PM (ejsiI)

316 They Burned the Starbucks..Oh Noes!!!!

The burning of Starbucks made Paul Gallant switch from drinking latte to Black Rifle Coffee!!!!

I say let em buy a gun. The Dumbass will most likely shoot himself with it by accident.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at July 27, 2020 07:57 PM (cCxiu)

317 Part of me is laughing my ass off at what happened to this guy.

However...

The other half is thinking...this guy is now ripe for crossing over to the other side...our side.

We need converts. Politics is simple addition. We need more votes than the other side.

We need to allow others to cross over and join us. If all we do is
mock them, they will either decide that despite the pain, they will
stick with the left...or just stay in a mass of disaffected heretics
that although not friendly to the left, won't vote against them either.

We need converts.

Not spies or fifth columnists.

But defectors...converts, new allies.

So, to Paul Gallant, I say...Dawg, you say they damn near burned
down your house and killed your cat? (snicker...a dude with a cat).
That's wack, dawg. Yeah, you better buy a gun, get some friends to
shoot with a the range, and then have a BBQ with a couple of us. Shoot
the sh*t a little, show you an alternative to always striving to stay
ahead of the *racism* charge.

Posted by: El Jefe ~ Blue Zones POW MIA ~ You Are Not Forgotten ~ at July 27, 2020 07:24 PM (Ae67h)

This dude has not been red-pilled. First clue: he did not give a shit as his literal neighbors' stuff burned. In fact, he is still denying that happened.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 27, 2020 08:03 PM (nAiE/)

318 The fact that they can poop up their onesie backs to their necks astounds me.

It just isn't natural.

Posted by: Tonypete

If babies weren't fat, they would launch themselves into orbit on occasion. 20K pounds of thrust from one bottle of pureed spinach.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 27, 2020 08:06 PM (Qio/u)

319
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 27, 2020 08:29 PM (bWXm6)

320 Dear Stupid Welcome to the Real World Enjoy it

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at July 28, 2020 12:47 AM (FLiOE)

321 In all fairness, it wasn't just his local coffee shop. His apartment is located above the Starbucks.

Posted by: Nikola's Notion at July 28, 2020 08:16 AM (lKPsx)

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Leftwing Soiboi (and Radio Host) Claims That Claims About CHAZ Violence Are Just a Crazy Rightwing Myth;Then Starts Shrieking About Violence... When Antifa Sets Fire to His Starbucks

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Leftwing Soiboi (and Radio Host) Claims That Claims About CHAZ Violence Are Just a Crazy Rightwing Myth;
Then Starts Shrieking About Violence... When Antifa Sets Fire to His Starbucks