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Late Afternoon Pick-Me-Up

A hero steps out of the mists to show us all The Way.

Police won't protect us. It's time to admit our only defense is self-defense, and the only help we can expect is self-help.

And to mutually vow to each other that we will never, ever convict someone for resorting to self-help, if we're on someone's jury.

Either the state will enforce the law and protect us, or we'll protect ourselves, and protect those who protect themselves. Period.

The officials sworn to protect the civil peace have instead decided to protect the bandits and looters and arsonists. Instead of prosecuting them for their crimes, they nullify the law and let them out the next morning.

We can nullify the law too, guys.

You're not the only ones who can set aside the law and free people for what might, in other times, be considered crimes of violence.

If you won't prosecute looters, arsonists, and insurrectionists, we will not convict those who use violence to stop looters, arsonists, and insurrectionists, or use violence (as here) just to fucking get home without being illegally held-up by bandits blocking the road like old-time highwaymen and road-thieves.

The state has decided we will be ruled by the mob.

But we never agreed to that. The Constitution says that we will rule ourselves, through our elected officials. Not to the violent insurrectionists and anarchists the police and government have turned the streets over to.


The Constitution guarantees its citizens a "republican form of government."

The United States shall guarantee to every State in this Union a Republican Form of Government, and shall protect each of them against Invasion; and on Application of the Legislature, or of the Executive (when the Legislature cannot be convened) against domestic Violence.

Supreme Court rulings have found that this clause is binding on state and local government. If state and local government do not provide for a "republican form of government" -- one man one vote, government by the consent of the governed, etc. -- they're in violation of the Constitution.

And, crucially: The Constitution guarantees that the government will protect us from Invasion as well as from Domestic Violence.

Are state and local governments protecting citizens from Domestic Violence, or actively supporting the terroristic gangs inflicting that violence?

Obviously, giving over the streets to Private Vigilante Law Enforcement and Traffic Diversion Squads of antifa and BLM -- none of whom are elected and many of whom are straight-up criminal anarchists and mentally-ill ones at that -- is not a "republican form of government."

They are in violation of the Constitution, and we are under no obligation to follow the law in a lawless, unconstitutional state.

Antifa does not "own the streets," as local and state governments seem to believe.

Tax-paying American citizens paid for those streets, and we own them, through legal structures such as townships.

A government that gives over Americans' streets to wandering gangs of violent brigands and insurrectionists have forfeited any moral or legal right to govern.

It's up to us now.

You want warlordism and vigilatism? Okay, let's see who has more ammo, greater access to food and fresh water, and years of combined years of combat training.

Update: This guy was just #Cancelled by the pussies at National Review. His Toxic Masculinity and ability to defend himself with more than words frightens them (though it's a sexy sort of fright that tickles them in their *ssholes).

brb, cumming all over myself

Posted by: Ace at 04:46 PM




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1 YAY for the weekend

Posted by: Ann at July 24, 2020 04:46 PM (NDO5Q)

2 I am surprised more people have not beaten on these dweebs. You can protest all you like, but do not inconvenience anyone while doing your protestin'.

Posted by: Ann at July 24, 2020 04:47 PM (NDO5Q)

3 God bless him.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 24, 2020 04:47 PM (SgjGX)

4 Talkin' to myself, I'll get the others...

Posted by: Ann at July 24, 2020 04:48 PM (NDO5Q)

5 One of the most brilliant parts of the Constitution is that it serves as a cassus belli when things become intolerable.

Posted by: Someguy at July 24, 2020 04:48 PM (Zm+LZ)

6 I love this. And I coulda been first.

Posted by: Baron Munchausen at July 24, 2020 04:48 PM (5Jk7o)

7 Yay!

Posted by: f'd at July 24, 2020 04:48 PM (Tnijr)

8 Ha!!

Posted by: Harley at July 24, 2020 04:48 PM (30udO)

9 I notice the smackee's friends did not jump in to his defense

Posted by: DB- just DB. The 'what fresh hell this day' guy. at July 24, 2020 04:48 PM (iTXRQ)

10 I coulda been first too but I had to watch a dozen times first.

Posted by: f'd at July 24, 2020 04:48 PM (Tnijr)

11 Notice it's not a "democrat form of government". Maybe one day we'll have a 3rd amendment case (never been litigated), though I suspect not given the implications of a 3rd amendment violation.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 24, 2020 04:48 PM (KAi1n)

12 "I notice the smackee's friends did not jump in to his defense"

NOT THE FACE!

Posted by: guy in a bike helmet at July 24, 2020 04:49 PM (Tnijr)

13 Was that a punch or a smack
sounded like a smack
nice sharp report

Posted by: DB- just DB. The 'what fresh hell this day' guy. at July 24, 2020 04:50 PM (iTXRQ)

14 "OH MY GOD"

my thought too. I would have greased my undercarriage with their guts.

Posted by: x at July 24, 2020 04:50 PM (nFwvY)

15 wait, still rewatching

Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 24, 2020 04:50 PM (TOyHQ)

16 I notice the smackee's friends did not jump in to his defense
Posted by: DB- just DB. The 'what fresh hell this day' guy. at July 24, 2020 04:48 PM (iTXRQ)


I noticed this, too, also. I wonder if those limp noodle shitheals have developed some sort of a strange "normalcy-bias," where they expect us normals to be compliant, and when one finally has enough and smacks one of the turds in the jaw, they are initially too shocked to react?

Posted by: Baron Munchausen at July 24, 2020 04:50 PM (5Jk7o)

17 Note to self: Buy more ammo. And maybe a tactical baton would be handy too.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, protester at July 24, 2020 04:51 PM (NVYyb)

18 Had to go in for an emergency, but I got paid, and the patient was a good old conservative so everybody was happy...and I think we are going to see more of the above...maybe us Morons should start a bail fund?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2020 04:51 PM (85Gof)

19
Mocking Ace is the best Ace.


Posted by: fixerupper at July 24, 2020 04:51 PM (nw6Hr)

20 Why does the vid cut out when he's airing his grievances?

Posted by: SFGoth at July 24, 2020 04:51 PM (KAi1n)

21 Protip: when doing this, don't forget to bring the Airborne Traffic Cone of Vengeance.

Posted by: pep at July 24, 2020 04:51 PM (v16oJ)

22 Which section of the Constitution says that we can only have the Democrats and Republicans fight it out for control of the Country?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 24, 2020 04:51 PM (YxRHs)

23 I wish I had a legal carry permit. Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2020 04:52 PM (85Gof)

24 >when one finally has enough and smacks one of the turds in the jaw, they are initially too shocked to react?



I know, they just watched
pussies

Posted by: DB- just DB. The 'what fresh hell this day' guy. at July 24, 2020 04:52 PM (iTXRQ)

25 That was AWESOME!!! A palate-cleanser, Ace.

Btw, the windows on my building in Seattle are presently being boarded up (again) due to weekend protests. Oh, boy.

Posted by: fly gal at July 24, 2020 04:52 PM (8TdcF)

26 That's just perfect

Posted by: Harley at July 24, 2020 04:52 PM (30udO)

27 Your definitely on your own for defense in at least larger cities.

Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2020 04:52 PM (6f16T)

28
In his defense.... Bike helmet boy can take a punch.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 24, 2020 04:52 PM (nw6Hr)

29 Seattle Antifa: you just sucker punched a defenseless man!

The Cardigan Clubber: well he shoulda put his dukes up if he's blocking traffic in my neighborhood!

Posted by: regular Joe at July 24, 2020 04:52 PM (L9P9s)

30 I think I am going to start carrying a baseball bat in my car.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2020 04:52 PM (85Gof)

31 Watch how that guy walks up to the smackee. There is somebody who has had a little experience on the drill field herding recruits.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 24, 2020 04:53 PM (C1Lsn)

32 "Get the fuck out of my neighborhood."

Yup. That really is all we need.


Well, that and backing it up with a few rights to some faces....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 24, 2020 04:53 PM (dLLD6)

33 The left is sure making a ton of allies blocking roads, destroying businesses and making peoples lives, already miserable from WuFlu, even more miserable.

Lulz

Posted by: Two Weeks From Taking a Two Week Vacation at July 24, 2020 04:53 PM (+dsLj)

34 Fauci said to Fox's John Roberts that criticism of him with his mask off is "mischievous," because he was dehydrated and was taking sips of water.

Whatever, Garden Gnome.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2020 04:53 PM (ptqGC)

35 Always Punch Communists

Posted by: Methos at July 24, 2020 04:53 PM (kOpft)

36 brb, cumming all over myself

Posted by: Ace at 04:46

OH MY!

Posted by: Buttgig at July 24, 2020 04:53 PM (EiNjl)

37 follow up to Allen West's acceptance speech. He mentioned the Republican party was founded by a black man (didn't catch name) and he said he (West) was the 2nd black state GOP Chairman of Texas.

Posted by: DanMan at July 24, 2020 04:53 PM (RusNE)

38 >I wish I had a legal carry permit. Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup


you should get one, they're pretty cool-
the photo of me on my permit is pretty scary for some reason- I dig it bigly

Posted by: DB- just DB. The 'what fresh hell this day' guy. at July 24, 2020 04:53 PM (iTXRQ)

39 Give that fine gentleman a tire iron!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 24, 2020 04:54 PM (JpcyW)

40 a little too late to appeal to a piece of paper, no one cares

Posted by: dw at July 24, 2020 04:54 PM (stPAM)

41 Well, that and backing it up with a few rights to some faces....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 24, 2020 04:53 PM (dLLD6)

See that is where the lefties ( meaning left handed ) are going to have the advantage...Everyone is always looking for the right and then BAM out of left field comes the hay maker

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2020 04:54 PM (85Gof)

42 Best part of the video, after the punch, is all the other dweebs running to help him and then backing up bc they IS SKEERT of The Not Gentle Man!!

Posted by: PJ at July 24, 2020 04:54 PM (qlTN9)

43 Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2020 04:52 PM (85Gof)

Do your lawyer a favor, and carry a mit and a ball, as well. Just in case, you know, you run into some less than sympathetic coppers.

Posted by: Baron Munchausen at July 24, 2020 04:54 PM (5Jk7o)

44 I don't think our hero initially punched him. Looks like he hit him with a water bottle, though afterwards there were some punches. The brave protester couldn't even defend himself, so shocked at what happened and conditioned to expect that he had impunity. Love the "oh my god!"

Posted by: SFGoth at July 24, 2020 04:54 PM (KAi1n)

45 the faggots in their cars honking is disgusting

Posted by: x at July 24, 2020 04:54 PM (nFwvY)

46 Some faces just need punching.

Posted by: William Muny at July 24, 2020 04:54 PM (Z2qFv)

47 If I'm not that jury....do I go No Intent or No Reasonable Prosecutor?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2020 04:54 PM (qlFIA)

48 >I think I am going to start carrying a baseball bat in my car.
Posted by: Nevergiveup


smart people say carry a glove and a ball too
looks like you're going to a pickup game

Posted by: DB- just DB. The 'what fresh hell this day' guy. at July 24, 2020 04:54 PM (iTXRQ)

49 Many of you might have seen this already but for those that hadn't...

@RubinReport

Ha stop what you're doing and watch this immediately. The Wokes and the Racists agree on everything...

https://tinyurl.com/yyg2c8pg

Posted by: Tami at July 24, 2020 04:54 PM (cF8AT)

50 That dude should never pay for a beer again.

Posted by: Last Days of the Republic. at July 24, 2020 04:54 PM (EiNjl)

51
30 I think I am going to start carrying a baseball bat in my car.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2020 04:52 PM (85Gof)

------------

Toss a ball and glove in the backseat too Doc. Your defense attorney will thank you.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 24, 2020 04:55 PM (nw6Hr)

52 Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2020 04:51 PM (85Gof)

Dr. NGU...I have an emergency. I need a drink!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 24, 2020 04:55 PM (dLLD6)

53 again, watch that guy's flashing safety light go disco as he's getting those love taps

Posted by: DanMan at July 24, 2020 04:55 PM (RusNE)

54 We had a group doing that even though they had a gay name and the Marxist government officials rode in on their brooms and used the power of the crooked courts to shut them down.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 24, 2020 04:55 PM (U9Qbt)

55 An aluminum bat. I think this would be a great weapon to use on them. I like the sound effect.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at July 24, 2020 04:55 PM (w6A0l)

56 you should get one, they're pretty cool-
the photo of me on my permit is pretty scary for some reason- I dig it bigly
Posted by: DB- just DB. The 'what fresh hell this day' guy. at July 24, 2020 04:53 PM (iTXRQ)

---

Some of us don't have that right.

Posted by: SMH at July 24, 2020 04:55 PM (RU4sa)

57 I wish I had a legal carry permit. Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup


you should get one, they're pretty cool-
the photo of me on my permit is pretty scary for some reason- I dig it bigly
Posted by: DB- just DB. The 'what fresh hell this day' guy. at July 24, 2020 04:53 PM (iTXRQ)

NJ no can do

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2020 04:55 PM (85Gof)

58

How was the puncher #Cancelled by the pussies at National Review?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 24, 2020 04:55 PM (aKsyK)

59 I coulda been first too but I had to watch a dozen times first.


Posted by: f'd at July 24, 2020 04:48 PM (Tnijr)

lots of this.

that was lovely. and i had a good time reading their crying about it too

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 24, 2020 04:56 PM (+NdM9)

60 May karma give Fucksi HIV, which he gets diagnosed with right before getting hit by a train.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Taking a Two Week Vacation at July 24, 2020 04:56 PM (+dsLj)

61 >>I think I am going to start carrying a baseball bat in my car.

If you do, throw in a mitt and a ball too. Just in case you are asked why you have a bat in your car.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2020 04:56 PM (ZLI7S)

62 What is antifa gonna do, call the cops?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 24, 2020 04:56 PM (xfb67)

63 Well, that and backing it up with a few rights to some faces....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 24, 2020 04:53 PM (dLLD6)



See that is where the lefties ( meaning left handed ) are going to
have the advantage...Everyone is always looking for the right and then
BAM out of left field comes the hay maker

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2020 04:54 PM (85Gof)

never fight a Southpaw

Posted by: A. Creed at July 24, 2020 04:56 PM (o1Bgo)

64 Everyone is always looking for the right and then BAM out of left field comes the hay maker

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2020 04:54 PM (85Gof)

I am a left-handed boxer. It is a very fine thing.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 24, 2020 04:56 PM (dLLD6)

65 If Trump had bigger balls he'd arrest some of these panty-fa for false imprisonment.


If they are stopping an INTERSTATE HIGHWAY it is interstate commerce....right? And their is a LONG tradition of the feds doing things like this to bring charges to the federal level.

Send a few panty-fa to supermax for 40 years and a lot of these problems go away.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2020 04:56 PM (qlFIA)

66 30
I think I am going to start carrying a baseball bat in my car.

Way ahead of you.

Posted by: Little Boomer at July 24, 2020 04:56 PM (6fu25)

67 Everyone needs to do this.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 24, 2020 04:57 PM (dUJdY)

68
If you do, throw in a mitt and a ball too. Just in case you are asked why you have a bat in your car.
___

Ok, I get this sir. But why are their nails in the bat. Oh, and why are you wearing plate mail armor?

Posted by: Some Inquisitive LEO at July 24, 2020 04:58 PM (qlFIA)

69 I carry a t-ball aluminum bat. My nephew left it in the car. That's more story and I'm sticking to it.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 24, 2020 04:58 PM (U9Qbt)

70 "Tax-paying American citizens paid for those streets, and we own them, through legal structures such as townships."

In a non-crazy USA, Lizzy Warren would be making a speech in the Senate today, saying, "I say this to Antifa and BLM and CHOP/CHAD: You didn't build the streets and buildings you are occupying and destroying! Taxpayers have the right to demand that the community and private properties they paid for and constructed be protected!"

Posted by: Gref at July 24, 2020 04:58 PM (AMIL/)

71 I wonder what the lead up that was.

Posted by: Quint at July 24, 2020 04:58 PM (o1Bgo)

72 I would like to note for the record, that for all us smart personal defense law experts telling NGU to put a mitt and ball in with his bat, that I was FIRST!!!*



(*appropriate hit-tip to Sponge, of course)

Posted by: Baron Munchausen at July 24, 2020 04:58 PM (5Jk7o)

73 If you do, throw in a mitt and a ball too. Just in case you are asked why you have a bat in your car.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2020 04:56 PM (ZLI7S)

Ohh yeah. Thanks great advise

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2020 04:58 PM (85Gof)

74 The most ironic part, and this keeps happening at every one of these "events" is that the recipient of the punch and his/her cohorts just stand there like a bunch of retards.

But boy howdy, listen to them bitch on twitter. "Anyone get a picture of him?" "He must be nearby since he said 'Get out of my neighborhood'".

All talk, all soi.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at July 24, 2020 04:58 PM (ZSK0i)

75 I give him 8 points for difficulty level and 6 points for execution.

Posted by: The guy that took out a panty-fa traffic blocker with a traffic cone at July 24, 2020 04:58 PM (qlFIA)

76 My = more

You don't know how bad I want to take a bat to auto correct .

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 24, 2020 04:59 PM (U9Qbt)

77 30 NGU, carry a stout cane. Legal even going on the airplane.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 24, 2020 04:59 PM (C1Lsn)

78
I think I am going to start carrying a baseball bat in my car.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2020 04:52 PM (85Gof)


Russians bought half a million baseball bats in 2015 but almost no baseballs.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 24, 2020 04:59 PM (mht8P)

79 Obviously, giving over the streets to Private Vigilante Law Enforcement and Traffic Diversion Squads of antifa and BLM -- none of whom are elected and many of whom are straight-up criminal anarchists and mentally-ill ones at that -- is not a "republican form of government."
++++++++++
Nope, and it will only get worse. Most of the urban PDs are either on Antifa's side or are complying with orders to stand back and let them do what they do. The only reasonable response - especially in border areas - is a vigilance committee. They're coming, and it's going to be brutal. And it will make little news because they're all going to learn from the Endangered Species Act and "shoot, shovel and shut up."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 24, 2020 04:59 PM (hYcqw)

80 In a non-crazy USA, Lizzy Warren would never have gotten within sniffing distance of Congress.

Posted by: SMH at July 24, 2020 04:59 PM (RU4sa)

81 The second 'guy' looked like he wanted to jump in, but his lack of balls had him all bound up.

His legs wanted to write a check, but his mouth knew it be cashed in missing teeth.

It's a great video.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 24, 2020 05:00 PM (Z4rgH)

82 .22LR with big-assed homemade suppressors.

*touches nose*

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 24, 2020 05:00 PM (yQpMk)

83 >>Russians bought half a million baseball bats in 2015 but almost no baseballs.

Ivan never could hit the slider.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2020 05:00 PM (ZLI7S)

84 I box southpaw, but I can also box righty. I like to keep things interesting.

Getting a heavy bag was my best Christmas present ever.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 24, 2020 05:00 PM (xPJvm)

85 Why does the vid cut out when he's airing his grievances?
Posted by: SFGoth
Very sad, I wanted to savor that head punch. From the OMGs from the videographer, I guess she was not completely onboard with the punching of sissies, and was shocked. Note to self, always carry a chocolate shake, or large cup of aged urine, to throw at the sissies.

Posted by: MikeM at July 24, 2020 05:00 PM (9VVnM)

86 Protip: when doing this, don't forget to bring the Airborne Traffic Cone of Vengeance.

Posted by: pep at July 24, 2020 04:51 PM (v16oJ)

I love that video, i'll go back and watch it once in a while just for the extra lulz

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 24, 2020 05:00 PM (+NdM9)

87 Forget a bat get an asp.

Posted by: Last Days of the Republic. at July 24, 2020 05:00 PM (EiNjl)

88 That appears to be a very upscale neighborhood by the looks of the house in the background, and what appears to be a boat. Not Capitol Hill, I don't think.

Posted by: fly gal at July 24, 2020 05:00 PM (8TdcF)

89 He was huge, beastly, bulging man and not in anyway circumcised, and for that he has our full derision. Plus, there's the punching. - The National Review

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 24, 2020 05:01 PM (royi5)

90 The rioting looks to be happening in a suburban -y area. Get ready Karens.....the summer of love has come to your doorstep.

Posted by: Asshoes at July 24, 2020 05:01 PM (3Fd9m)

91 Heh. I need to revisit the one where the Pantifas try to pull the black guy out of his vehicle and get the drill sargeant treatment.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at July 24, 2020 05:01 PM (ZSK0i)

92 The United States shall guarantee to every State in this Union a Republican Form of Government, and shall protect each of them against Invasion; and on Application of the Legislature, or of the Executive (when the Legislature cannot be convened) against domestic Violence.


Damn. We just don't write like that any more. It is truly beautiful language.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 24, 2020 05:02 PM (axyOa)

93 That video is glorious.

The only thing missing was people in that line of cars joining him in kicking all of their asses.

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at July 24, 2020 05:02 PM (t41dG)

94 >>> smart people say carry a glove and a ball too
looks like you're going to a pickup game
Posted by: DB- just DB. The 'what fresh hell this day' guy. at July 24, 2020 04:54 PM


I'll carry a flamethrower plus all the ingredients for creme brulee.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2020 05:02 PM (l6b3d)

95 Little-known historical fact: Thomas Paine first blogged as some dude named Ace -- before he hit the big-time.

Posted by: ShainS the at July 24, 2020 05:02 PM (LupTM)

96 if Fauci was lying about saying we didn't need masks at the beginning ( because he sometimes claims it was to save the mask for the essential- sometimes he doesn't say that)
why didn't he demand an immediate lockdown of the entire nation until the supply was up?
does that not indict him for murder?

Posted by: Avi at July 24, 2020 05:02 PM (kSq2k)

97 91 Heh. I need to revisit the one where the Pantifas try to pull the black guy out of his vehicle and get the drill sargeant treatment.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at July 24, 2020 05:01 PM (ZSK0i)

---

The leg sweep is amazing to see.

Posted by: SMH at July 24, 2020 05:02 PM (RU4sa)

98 Another BOOM:

Conservative women's group suing de Blasio for allowing BLM mural but blocking theirs

https://tinyurl.com/y5qkuxvw


Posted by: Lizzy at July 24, 2020 05:02 PM (bDqIh)

99 If you do, throw in a mitt and a ball too. Just in case you are asked why you have a bat in your car.
___

Ok, I get this sir. But why are their nails in the bat. Oh, and why are you wearing plate mail armor?
Posted by: Some Inquisitive LEO at July 24, 2020 04:58 PM (qlFIA)


Ok, renaissance fair, I can almost buy, but... the flamethrower?

Posted by: BurtTC at July 24, 2020 05:02 PM (hku12)

100 Conservative women's group suing de Blasio for allowing BLM mural but blocking theirs


Its a tax!

Posted by: John Roberts at July 24, 2020 05:03 PM (qlFIA)

101 Ok, renaissance fair, I can almost buy, but... the flamethrower?
Posted by: BurtTC at July 24, 2020 05:02 PM (hku12)


Start up a "Weed Clearing" business.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 24, 2020 05:04 PM (SgjGX)

102 I'll carry a flamethrower plus all the ingredients for creme brulee.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2020 05:02 PM (l6b3d)

__________


LOL. A welder's mask would really seal the deal.

Posted by: ShainS the at July 24, 2020 05:04 PM (LupTM)

103 Okay, I watched it a half dozen times. I love how the female (I think)in the yellow jacket started towards the guy and then she quickly backed off -- only to get the junk thrown at her head.

Get the Fuck Out of My Neighborhood!

Posted by: FloridaMan at July 24, 2020 05:04 PM (HCeRP)

104 Ok, I get this sir. But why are their nails in the bat. Oh, and why are you wearing plate mail armor?

Posted by: Some Inquisitive LEO at July 24, 2020 04:58 PM (qlFIA)


I'm on my way to a jousting contest with your wife.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 24, 2020 05:04 PM (Z4rgH)

105 That was not rush hour. Looks like dusk which in Seattle in July means 8:30 or so.

Posted by: Asshoes at July 24, 2020 05:04 PM (3Fd9m)

106 Russians bought half a million baseball bats in 2015 but almost no baseballs.

Ivan never could hit the slider.

Posted by: JackStraw



***

So please be telling us. Wat is dis wiffile ballski?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 24, 2020 05:04 PM (axyOa)

107 Shillelagh, imma get one of those, or maybe a pretty metallic one with butterflies on it. It would be like the butterflies were flying when I hit someone.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at July 24, 2020 05:04 PM (w6A0l)

108 This Thread needs more Loverboy.

Posted by: garrett at July 24, 2020 05:04 PM (CqR/j)

109 Ok, renaissance fair, I can almost buy, but... the flamethrower?

You're trying out for Ghostbusters?

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 24, 2020 05:04 PM (dUJdY)

110 Start up a "Weed Clearing" business.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 24, 2020 05:04 PM (SgjGX)

Tons of weeds to clear on that road.

Posted by: Archer at July 24, 2020 05:05 PM (gmo/4)

111 Ok, I get this sir. But why are their nails in the bat. Oh, and why are you wearing plate mail armor?

Posted by: Some Inquisitive LEO at July 24, 2020 04:58 PM (qlFIA)


We're just doing the jobs American police won't do.

Posted by: Methos at July 24, 2020 05:05 PM (kOpft)

112 >Ok, renaissance fair, I can almost buy, but... the flamethrower?
Posted by: BurtTC


Uh, wienie roast. At the church. Grill's broken.

Posted by: DB- just DB. The 'what fresh hell this day' guy. at July 24, 2020 05:05 PM (iTXRQ)

113 Russians bought half a million baseball bats in 2015 but almost no baseballs.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Order your Bat n' Mask promo package today!

May be Medicare eligible!

Posted by: Dr. Miklos Anti-Fauci at July 24, 2020 05:05 PM (QzkSJ)

114 Tomorrow will be interesting in Chicago. There is a "Back the Blue" rally in Grant park in support of police. It'll be where the fish-eyed mayor took the Christopher Columbus statue down last night. She also had one taken down in Little Italy which isn't going over well with the Goomba's. According to the Second City Cop blog, a bunch of retired cops will be showing up as well as Latin Kings who suddenly support police and are tired of protesters in their neighborhoods.

Posted by: dartist at July 24, 2020 05:05 PM (+ya+t)

115 I met Katie on July 4th.

she is a hottie and super smart.
she was wearing a bright red MAGA shirt.

in Seattle. and carrying a large American Flag on a pole.
walking down the beach. I stopped her and said hello and you're a rockin great American. She gave me a hug and said keep the faith!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 24, 2020 05:05 PM (W2Pud)

116 >>> Ok, renaissance fair, I can almost buy, but... the flamethrower?
Posted by: BurtTC at July 24, 2020 05:02 PM (hku12)


See my 94

Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2020 05:05 PM (l6b3d)

117 Ok, renaissance fair, I can almost buy, but... the flamethrower?

I like jellied gasoline as a pomade.

Posted by: Michael Jackson at July 24, 2020 05:05 PM (3fR4G)

118 >>This Thread needs more Loverboy.

I'm right here.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2020 05:05 PM (ZLI7S)

119 Workin for the weekend

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 24, 2020 05:05 PM (YxRHs)

120 Forget a bat get an asp.
Posted by: Last Days of the Republic. at July 24, 2020 05:00 PM (EiNjl)


My uncle has one of those.

I don't like getting into it with him. I feel a tickle on my leg and he says it's just the bubbles.

Posted by: Dyslexic 14 year old at July 24, 2020 05:06 PM (hku12)

121 THIS.

IS.

NEIGHBORHOOD!

Posted by: Asian Grad Student at July 24, 2020 05:06 PM (CqR/j)

122 well I GUESS you can call that a Punch ! look like a Girl punch if you ask me, If that was me Howard Cosell would have come back to life to yell Down Goes Antifa, Down Goes Antifa

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 24, 2020 05:06 PM (1Dmt5)

123 Ok, renaissance fair, I can almost buy, but... the flamethrower?

___

It was a Warhammer Renaissance Fair officer.

Also, that explains the holy water, the warhammer, the gibbet pieces, oh and the "dwarven" recoil-less rifle.

See all on the up and up.


Posted by: Some Warhammer enthusiast at July 24, 2020 05:06 PM (qlFIA)

124 The leg sweep is amazing to see.
Posted by: SMH at July 24, 2020 05:02 PM (RU4sa)

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That's another video where all the rioters stand By and Watch their friend get put down. I have a theory about that. I think their unwillingness to fight one-on-one is they really internalized this whole violence is not the answer thing they will not fight one-on-one. Drummed into them since grade school. Fighting is Baaad. But they still do group intimidation but they won't fight

Posted by: fixerupper at July 24, 2020 05:06 PM (nw6Hr)

125 I am both glad, and sad, to say my neighborhood is ready for this. Here, that guy would not be alone.
Sigh...the reality of today.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 24, 2020 05:06 PM (axyOa)

126 Comes a man...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 24, 2020 05:06 PM (NWiLs)

127 Carry a couple of 1/2" or 3/4" X 36" pieces of pipe and to make things look good, a 36" Ridgid pipe wrench. Leave pipe in car and beat the shit out of them with the pipe wrench.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 24, 2020 05:06 PM (C1Lsn)

128 This is going to become more common and these assholes won't be able to block traffic in most places. That's not to say it won't continue happening in places like Portland and Seattle, but I can guaran-ass-tee you this shit will stop in places like Provo, Utah.

But some of these Antifa types will potentially carry guns just like what happened in Provo, which means people confronting them will start carrying guns.

See where I'm going with this? I know this won't happen, but these cities need to clamp down on Antifa or the shooting is going to start. Tribes of people killing each other is historically the norm, not the exception. We've been living the exception in this country, for the most part, over the past 200+ years.

Posted by: Trich at July 24, 2020 05:07 PM (7wCmd)

129 I met Katie on July 4th.

***

Get that woman AoS Prime membership stat!

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2020 05:07 PM (qlFIA)

130 Avi at July 24, 2020 05:02 PM (kSq2k)
-------------
Avi, I have often wondered that same thing. If any old cloth face covering would work, as he says, why not at least recommend that to the rest of the population back in March?

Posted by: fly gal at July 24, 2020 05:07 PM (8TdcF)

131 >a bunch of retired cops will be showing up as well as Latin Kings who suddenly support police and are tired of protesters in their neighborhoods.


talk about pissing off the wrong people

Posted by: DB- just DB. The 'what fresh hell this day' guy. at July 24, 2020 05:07 PM (iTXRQ)

132 Wait -- the huge crowd was singing?
Open all the d@mn churches and schools already!!


https://twitter.com/DailyCaller/status/

1286528805906120704

Posted by: Lizzy at July 24, 2020 05:07 PM (bDqIh)

133 Or Just, I want to bang on the drum all day, by Todd Rundgren

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 24, 2020 05:07 PM (YxRHs)

134 she is a hottie and super smart.
she was wearing a bright red MAGA shirt.

in Seattle. and carrying a large American Flag on a pole.
walking down the beach. I stopped her and said hello and you're a rockin great American. She gave me a hug and said keep the faith!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 24, 2020 05:05 PM (W2Pud)




and then the warm oil?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 24, 2020 05:08 PM (yQpMk)

135
Y'all know, with cameras everywhere, in the wrong city, that hero would be charged with assault.
Mask up! All the cool kids are doing it!

Posted by: MarkY at July 24, 2020 05:08 PM (zo8qG)

136 I stopped her and said hello and you're a rockin great American. She gave me a hug and said keep the faith!!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 24, 2020 05:05 PM (W2Pud)


I said the same thing! She didn't give me a hug though, she gave me a restraining order.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 24, 2020 05:08 PM (hku12)

137 "Get the f*** out of my --"

Guy is a hero.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 24, 2020 05:08 PM (rpbg1)

138 Ok, renaissance fair, I can almost buy, but... the flamethrower?

Greek fire.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 24, 2020 05:08 PM (NWiLs)

139 Ya ever notice that the first thing these creatures do is yell Get his license number, or Somebody call the cops! All this after screaming all day to abolish the police.

Posted by: Old Blue at July 24, 2020 05:08 PM (VNmG1)

140 Not all heroes wear masks.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 24, 2020 05:09 PM (yQpMk)

141 I said the same thing! She didn't give me a hug though, she gave me a restraining order.

___

See that's the problem with groping adult women. Kids don't normally know their rights yet.

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 24, 2020 05:09 PM (qlFIA)

142 What this thread needs is more Boston.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 24, 2020 05:09 PM (royi5)

143 Nolte: Draft DNC Platform Declares White Americans Too Rich, Too Privileged, and Too Evil


Good. Run on that biden

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2020 05:09 PM (85Gof)

144 >>in Seattle. and carrying a large American Flag on a pole.
walking down the beach. I stopped her and said hello and you're a rockin great American. She gave me a hug and said keep the faith!!!



Woah, woah, woah...slow down.


Let me turn up the Reverb and plug in my Wah-Wah Pedal before you get to the second half of this story.

Posted by: garrett at July 24, 2020 05:09 PM (CqR/j)

145 Who the hell is Katie, and does she have pointy elbows?

Posted by: Two Weeks From Taking a Two Week Vacation at July 24, 2020 05:09 PM (+dsLj)

146 I think I am going to start carrying a baseball bat in my car.

One of the horde suggested also have a glove and ball in the car.

Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2020 05:09 PM (6f16T)

147 Take a BB bat to their bikes while screaming "Property can be replaced!"

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 24, 2020 05:10 PM (TjBGC)

148 What this thread needs is more Boston.
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 24, 2020 05:09 PM (royi5)

You mean the Fat Guy from Boston?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2020 05:10 PM (85Gof)

149 If you do, throw in a mitt and a ball too. Just in case you are asked why you have a bat in your car.
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Ok, I get this sir. But why are their nails in the bat. Oh, and why are you wearing plate mail armor?
Posted by: Some Inquisitive LEO at July 24, 2020 04:58 PM (qlFIA)


Ok, renaissance fair, I can almost buy, but... the flamethrower?

Posted by: BurtTC at July 24, 2020 05:02 PM (hku12)

I'm bringing my own dragon to fight.

it IS a Faire...

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 24, 2020 05:10 PM (+NdM9)

150 What a great day!

Posted by: Gilded Age II at July 24, 2020 05:10 PM (BRkq2)

151 How long before the twitter mob doxxes him, and he is fired and arrested?

Posted by: Asshoes at July 24, 2020 05:10 PM (3Fd9m)

152 83
>>Russians bought half a million baseball bats in 2015 but almost no baseballs.



Ivan never could hit the slider.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2020 05:00 PM (ZLI7S)

_______________


Nor the Crazy Ivan submarine pitch.

Posted by: ShainS the at July 24, 2020 05:10 PM (LupTM)

153 142 What this thread needs is more Boston.
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 24, 2020 05:09 PM (royi5)

It's more than a feeeelaaaan'

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 24, 2020 05:10 PM (NWiLs)

154 This week only!

Buy two MyBats, gets masks for FREE

Posted by: Mike "Miklos" Lindell at July 24, 2020 05:10 PM (QzkSJ)

155 The pie.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 24, 2020 05:10 PM (royi5)

156 Who the hell is Katie, and does she have pointy elbows?

___

You know...tri-horn hats are great gifts for long time friends and new ones!

Posted by: Tri Horn Hats DOT Com at July 24, 2020 05:10 PM (qlFIA)

157 30 I think I am going to start carrying a baseball bat in my car.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2020 04:52 PM (85Gof)

========================

You need to have a ball, at least, and a glove to keep the cops from saying you were just looking for trouble. Unless, of course, you're Antifa, then you can do anything you want.

Posted by: FloridaMan at July 24, 2020 05:10 PM (HCeRP)

158 I carry a knife.

And yes, I do know how to use it.

Posted by: SMH at July 24, 2020 05:10 PM (RU4sa)

159 I am surprised none of the normals has not yet unleashed a very large dog on some of these scumbags. My neighbor has a fearsome pit bull that always looks hungry.

Posted by: jmel at July 24, 2020 05:10 PM (bVhJi)

160 Was that a punch or a smack

I think you'd call that cuffing him up side the head.

Posted by: t-bird at July 24, 2020 05:11 PM (fFtVH)

161 brb, cumming all over myself


So....Friday.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 24, 2020 05:11 PM (oVJmc)

162 The video will not play anymore, even on Twatter. Some commie got to it,

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at July 24, 2020 05:11 PM (p0pYQ)

163 The Powerline Week in Pictures (Goya Edition):

https://tinyurl.com/yxfybb64

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 24, 2020 05:11 PM (Dc2NZ)

164 Sir why is that bat in your car?

Answer: Because my CIWS will not fit

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2020 05:12 PM (85Gof)

165 brb, cumming all over myself


So....Friday.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles


Better than average. He's not buried under shelving wreckage.

Yet.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: There is always More Stupid at July 24, 2020 05:12 PM (OUMaO)

166 .22LR with big-assed homemade suppressors.

*touches nose*

Posted by: Grump928(C)



***

And a laser.
3 watts minimum.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 24, 2020 05:12 PM (axyOa)

167 So....Friday.


Shaka, when the shelves fell.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 24, 2020 05:12 PM (yQpMk)

168 My baseball bat is shaped like an AR-15. So happy to have escaped the future concentration camp of California.

Posted by: ShainS the at July 24, 2020 05:12 PM (LupTM)

169 How long until mass pushback. What will it take?

Posted by: USNtakim at July 24, 2020 05:12 PM (0OmEj)

170 >>What this thread needs is more Boston.


. . . .and?

Posted by: Duran Duran at July 24, 2020 05:13 PM (bDqIh)

171 How long until mass pushback. What will it take?
***

The core problem is individual people standing up get destroyed. Solve that problem and the rest will resolve itself.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2020 05:13 PM (qlFIA)

172 >>An aluminum bat. I think this would be a great weapon to use on them. I like the sound effect.
Posted by: Cheriebebe

The "ping" is almost Garand like.

Posted by: Aviator at July 24, 2020 05:13 PM (0FTCx)

173 The pharaohs had pet cheetahs for hunting. Big cats as pets need to make a comeback.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2020 05:14 PM (ptqGC)

174 And yes, I do know how to use it.

I'll bet you do!! Hmm.. could I possibly get a few lessons?

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 24, 2020 05:14 PM (dUJdY)

175 I hope some eyes were opened by those cops standing down at that "support the Cops" rally organized by Michelle Malkin.

Posted by: butch at July 24, 2020 05:14 PM (hXu8T)

176 you know, if we killed them all it would be over. just spitballin' here.

Posted by: x at July 24, 2020 05:14 PM (nFwvY)

177 169 How long until mass pushback. What will it take?
Posted by: USNtakim at July 24, 2020 05:12 PM (0OmEj)

---

A lot of deaths up close and personal.

Posted by: SMH at July 24, 2020 05:14 PM (RU4sa)

178 The "ping" is almost Garand like.
Posted by: Aviator at July 24, 2020

LOL.

Posted by: Audie Murphy at July 24, 2020 05:14 PM (Z2qFv)

179 34 Fauci said to Fox's John Roberts that criticism of him with his mask off is "mischievous," because he was dehydrated and was taking sips of water....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2020 04:53 PM (ptqGC)
----------------------------------------------

If he is going to put his companions (not to mention their grammies) in mortal danger by not wearing a mask, he should distance himself from them before taking his sips of water, no?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 24, 2020 05:14 PM (M/9m0)

180 Cucks: he should have just stood there like Sandmann and taken it, and all the media (including our lying China COC ho mouths) would have respected and defended him.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at July 24, 2020 05:15 PM (BRkq2)

181 48 >I think I am going to start carrying a baseball bat in my car.
Posted by: Nevergiveup

smart people say carry a glove and a ball too
looks like you're going to a pickup game
Posted by: DB- just DB. The 'what fresh hell this day' guy. at July 24, 2020 04:54 PM (iTXRQ)


I've got those anyway for just that purpose. Perhaps dual use?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 24, 2020 05:15 PM (78Xqz)

182 It's funny how they act all shocked when someone actually fights back....

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at July 24, 2020 05:15 PM (UUBmN)

183 An aluminum bat.


A fungo bat. Just in case you need to take a little infield.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 24, 2020 05:15 PM (yQpMk)

184 What this thread needs is more Boston.
------------

. . . .and?
Posted by: Duran Duran at July 24, 2020 05:13 PM (bDqIh)


Yes, thanks for the reminder.

And more Tears For Fears.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 24, 2020 05:15 PM (hku12)

185 I think I am going to start carrying a baseball bat in my car.

I have a sawed off bat in my car. Swingin room.

Posted by: dartist at July 24, 2020 05:16 PM (+ya+t)

186 Shaka, when the shelves fell.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 24, 2020 05:12 PM (yQpMk)

____________


I'd begun to write a funny eulogy for Ace in case his attempt to mount the new TV on his wall turn tragic. I'd entitled it "The Blue Screen of Death."

Posted by: ShainS the at July 24, 2020 05:16 PM (LupTM)

187 Portland Federal Judge ruled that the feds have to keep their hands off any self proclaimed "journalist" that is trying to burn down the federal courthouse. What the hell is wrong with people.

Posted by: Liberty at July 24, 2020 05:16 PM (Icu+E)

188 The "ping" is almost Garand like.
Posted by: Aviator at July 24, 2020 05:13 PM (0FTCx)

I DO love that sound! LOL

Posted by: Cheriebebe at July 24, 2020 05:17 PM (w6A0l)

189 I have an assault bat with the chain saw attachment.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 24, 2020 05:17 PM (royi5)

190 18 inch breaker bar under the seat.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 24, 2020 05:17 PM (JpcyW)

191 I think I am going to start carrying a baseball bat in my car.

I have a sawed off bat in my car. Swingin room.


Posted by: dartist at July 24, 2020 05:16 PM (+ya+t)

might keep my hockey stick in the car just to keep them at arms reach.

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 24, 2020 05:17 PM (+NdM9)

192 Just an FYI.. have a cousin who owns a bar. She's having trouble getting beer and said hard liquor is next. Plants being shut down. Better stock up!

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 24, 2020 05:18 PM (dUJdY)

193 I am reading "Without Remorse" by Tom Clancy (1993) about some local hero doing some big-time ass-kicking.

Posted by: FloridaMan at July 24, 2020 05:18 PM (HCeRP)

194 There is no ping in baseball.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2020 05:18 PM (ZLI7S)

195 The women group is not woke and therefore racist.
And racists should be shunned or persecuted like the non person animals they are. So says BLM, MFM, and proud woke CEO's across the country.

Posted by: Case at July 24, 2020 05:19 PM (frO9V)

196 might keep my hockey stick in the car just to keep them at arms reach.
Posted by: SturmToddler at July 24, 2020 05:17 PM (+NdM9)

With a KBar knife duck taped to the end of it.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at July 24, 2020 05:19 PM (w6A0l)

197 How long until mass pushback. What will it take?
Posted by: USNtakim


Sadly it will take blood.
Something like a family of 5 takes a wrong turn; or coming home late from visiting grandma, or just a trip to the store; and some pink haired fu*ktard jacked up on xis own importance, kills them.
Then the push back begins. And watch all the mayors drape themselves in the flag and express their sorrows.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 24, 2020 05:19 PM (axyOa)

198 Jewells, I don't see Tito's shutting down. They'd better not!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2020 05:19 PM (ptqGC)

199 How long until mass pushback. What will it take?
Posted by: USNtakim at July 24, 2020 05:12 PM (0OmEj)


If shooting Steve Scalise didn't do it, nothing will.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 24, 2020 05:19 PM (2JVJo)

200 might keep my hockey stick in the car just to keep them at arms reach.

Slap shot to the head!

Posted by: dartist at July 24, 2020 05:19 PM (+ya+t)

201 Hickory rhythm section.

Axe handle with the axe head removed and left in the car. Double bit works best.

Hell, in Seattle or Portland you'd think everyone would have one. Timber country.

Posted by: Joe Mama at July 24, 2020 05:19 PM (Z2qFv)

202 We know that our defense is in our own hands. How long before average joe knows? I think people are waking up to the realization that no one is coming. Look at gun and ammo sales.

Posted by: USNtakim at July 24, 2020 05:19 PM (0OmEj)

203 Expect to see more of people taking matters into their own hands. A lot of citizens are past the point of caring who comes after them for defending their individual liberty.

If you're blocking someone's car or otherwise trying to illegally deter them from their daily business, get ready. Hell is coming to breakfast.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at July 24, 2020 05:19 PM (GRRw+)

204 Have you guys seen the pics of Fauci with his mask off at the ball game?

https://tinyurl.com/y549c4a4

Posted by: f'd at July 24, 2020 05:20 PM (Tnijr)

205 might keep my hockey stick in the car just to keep them at arms reach.
Posted by: SturmToddler at July 24, 2020 05:17 PM (+NdM9)

With a KBar knife duck taped to the end of it.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at July 24, 2020 05:19 PM (w6A0l)

i like the improvisation.

and would be helpful in my adult league as well... -_-

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 24, 2020 05:20 PM (+NdM9)

206
Hello everyone!

It's me. America's favorite doctor, Dr Fauci.

I've come to visit this blog because this Ace person mentioned Ticklish Assholes.

As per CDC research, Ticklish Assholes are the first sign of COVID-19. Tickling your tender nether hole as if Nick Cannon had pulled a downy, fluffy feather from the tail of a duckling and was gently but vigorously tickling your bunghole.

Though this is a most exquisite symptoms, I must insist that all of you here right now quarantine yourselves and wear a mask over your anus.

Plugging your anus with a wine cork is also acceptable.

Well...good luck and be safe.

Back to your blogging!

Posted by: Dr Fauci at July 24, 2020 05:20 PM (dLPcm)

207 Mike Reno headband and a whiffle ball bat.

Posted by: klaftern at July 24, 2020 05:20 PM (RuIsu)

208 What this thread needs is more Boston.
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 24, 2020 05:09 PM (royi5)


Watching the latest round of Sam Adams commercials, it's interesting to see how, in about 50 years, the Boston stereotype has gone from "stiff upper-lipped Brahmin" to "loudmouth drunken townie."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 24, 2020 05:20 PM (2JVJo)

209 I have one of those heavy things in my car that you can break out a car window and cut a seatbelt with.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2020 05:20 PM (ptqGC)

210 183 An aluminum bat.

A fungo bat. Just in case you need to take a little infield.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 24, 2020 05:15 PM (yQpMk)


A fungo bat would break too easily.

For home defense - I know, it's feeble - I've got a couple of 2 ft. long aluminum bats that my kids used for t-ball when they were little.

They're perfect: short enough to be useful in a confined space, and easy to swing with one hand, and quick to swing. It's kind of a modern version of the gladius.

A real baseball bat (34") is too big for indoor use, difficult to swing with one hand, and slower to swing. The t-ball bats are pretty much like nightsticks.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 24, 2020 05:20 PM (78Xqz)

211
Flex volt battery powered chainsaws are the awesome.

And they would be very weild--y in ones car.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 24, 2020 05:21 PM (nw6Hr)

212 I just read that A&E's viewership is down 49% after they cancelled "Live PD" in response to the death of St. George.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 24, 2020 05:22 PM (sWM8x)

213 Punchy-Seattle Dude is not a Christian. Only those who employ violence against Drumpf and his forces are acting in a Christian manner.

Hopefully Nat Review will dox this dude, and the Righteous (and Christian) Mob will be made to repent by the roadside!

Posted by: Pharisee French at July 24, 2020 05:22 PM (dz8eD)

214 Don't worry fascists you will be quite safe inside the re-education camp.

Posted by: raimondo at July 24, 2020 05:22 PM (baQJS)

215 Jane, I just want my damn tequila! I don't know where's she's getting info but she's not a hair on fire kind of gal.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 24, 2020 05:22 PM (dUJdY)

216 might keep my hockey stick in the car just to keep them at arms reach.

Slap shot to the head!


Posted by: dartist at July 24, 2020 05:19 PM (+ya+t)

I'm a defenseman - Slap shots are my specialty.

and are brutally effective, even through pads.

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 24, 2020 05:22 PM (+NdM9)

217 "Posted by: USNtakim at July 24, 2020 05:12 PM (0OmEj)"

It will start slowly and pick up as people see that nobody is protecting them. The more posts you see of people fighting back, the greater people's urge to throat punch these losers will become.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at July 24, 2020 05:23 PM (GRRw+)

218 Ace, nice post. With footnotes and all.
Well Played, Well played.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 24, 2020 05:23 PM (pw+jk)

219 Retardo!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 24, 2020 05:23 PM (JpcyW)

220 What this thread needs is more Boston.
------------

. . . .and?
Posted by: Duran Duran at July 24, 2020 05:13 PM (bDqIh)


Yes, thanks for the reminder.

And more Tears For Fears.

Posted by: BurtTC



**Looks down**
Kicks dirt with toe.

Posted by: Miami Sound Machine at July 24, 2020 05:23 PM (axyOa)

221 Might as well bust some heads.

No one is going to do it for ya.

More please.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 24, 2020 05:23 PM (Z+IKu)

222 I have one of those heavy things in my car that you can break out a car window and cut a seatbelt with.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
----
Me too!!! P365...

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at July 24, 2020 05:23 PM (UUBmN)

223 In ancient China the government disarmed the peasants...."for their own good" and hence the invention of martial arts and the odd weapons feature in them.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2020 05:24 PM (qlFIA)

224 Retardo will be quite safe. For the first half of the helicopter ride.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 24, 2020 05:24 PM (78Xqz)

225 might keep my hockey stick in the car just to keep them at arms reach.

Slap shot to the head!


Posted by: dartist


Release the Karens!!!

Posted by: NHL in Seattle at July 24, 2020 05:24 PM (axyOa)

226 LOL!

@TheBabylonBeeFeed
1h
·
Dozens Gather In MAGA Hats In Hopes Washington Post Will Defame Them So They Can Become Millionaires https://t.co/ZQLtiLOfUf

Posted by: Lizzyn at July 24, 2020 05:24 PM (bDqIh)

227 Piss off, racist foreign retard.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 24, 2020 05:24 PM (yQpMk)

228 A real baseball bat (34") is too big for indoor use, difficult to swing with one hand, and slower to swing. The t-ball bats are pretty much like nightsticks.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 24, 2020 05:20 PM (78Xqz)

This is why I love this place, you get all kinds of learnin'. The more you know

Posted by: Cheriebebe at July 24, 2020 05:24 PM (w6A0l)

229 I always maintain unless the fricking bridge is out up ahead, don't ever block the road, I don't care what your cause is. If you do this I don't care what happens to you. I may in fact welcome it.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 24, 2020 05:24 PM (O67g7)

230 Apropos of nothing, I just put a bigger deck on the house.

It's a really big deck.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 24, 2020 05:24 PM (zXa3R)

231 All these idiots are wearing helmets w straps.
It doesn't take much to snap a neck if you can get a hold of it.
Just an observation.

Posted by: attilla the thrilla at July 24, 2020 05:24 PM (w7KSn)

232 I thought it was the Brits who buy the bats and no balls.

Posted by: eleven at July 24, 2020 05:25 PM (XTyi0)

233 What that guy needed was several other guys to spontaneously join him and really bring the message home.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 24, 2020 05:25 PM (H8QX8)

234 Is it time to invest in a trained protection dog?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 24, 2020 05:25 PM (YdiWk)

235 If shooting Steve Scalise didn't do it, nothing will.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 24, 2020 05:19 PM (2JVJo)

That is a frightening prediction; I hope you are wrong.

Posted by: FloridaMan at July 24, 2020 05:25 PM (HCeRP)

236 A 34" dick you say?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 24, 2020 05:25 PM (YxRHs)

237 A real baseball bat (34") is too big for indoor use, difficult to swing with one hand, and slower to swing. The t-ball bats are pretty much like nightsticks.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara



Remember you can poke with a bat too. Hard. Creates swinging room.
And it hurts.

Posted by: NHL in Seattle at July 24, 2020 05:26 PM (axyOa)

238 >>A real baseball bat (34") is too big for indoor use, difficult to swing with one hand, and slower to swing. The t-ball bats are pretty much like nightsticks.

Swing buy a fishing supply store and pick up a billy club, essentially a short bat for whacking a fish and killing them dead.

It will fit under your car seat nicely. I've heard.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2020 05:26 PM (ZLI7S)

239 Flex Seal spray would make a fun improvised weapon. Cocoon someone's face in rubber.

Posted by: josephistan at July 24, 2020 05:26 PM (Izzlo)

240 As I see it governors allied with BLM/Antifa have gotten this far on the list.

He has erected a multitude of new offices, and sent hither swarms of officers to harass our people, and eat out their substance.

He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his assent to their acts of pretended legislation:

For protecting them, by a mock trial, from punishment for any murders which they should commit on the inhabitants of these states;

For taking away our charters, abolishing our most valuable laws, and altering fundamentally the forms of our governments;

He has abdicated government here, by declaring us out of his protection, and waging war against us.

He has plundered our seas, ravaged our coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.

He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavored to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian savages, whose known rule of warfare is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes, and conditions.

Posted by: mikethemoose at July 24, 2020 05:26 PM (Y6UV7)

241 5 One of the most brilliant parts of the Constitution is that it serves as a cassus belli when things become intolerable.
Posted by: Someguy at July 24, 2020 04:48 PM (Zm+LZ)

Cassus, it's time to bring the belli.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 24, 2020 05:26 PM (H8QX8)

242 >>If any old cloth face covering would work, as he says, why not at least recommend that to the rest of the population back in March?
Posted by: fly gal

What? Why are you dragging your dangerous, troublesome logic in here? Are you trying to kill people?

Posted by: Rat Fuck Fauci at July 24, 2020 05:27 PM (0FTCx)

243 "A real baseball bat (34") is too big for indoor use, difficult to swing with one hand, and slower to swing. The t-ball bats are pretty much like nightsticks.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 24, 2020 05:20 PM (78Xqz) "

An M4A1 carbine is 33 inches long. A CQBR is about 30. Just saying.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at July 24, 2020 05:27 PM (GRRw+)

244 Flex Seal spray would make a fun improvised weapon. Cocoon someone's face in rubber.

OMG!! Brilliant!

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 24, 2020 05:27 PM (dUJdY)

245 Carry a couple of 1/2" or 3/4" X 36" pieces of pipe
and to make things look good, a 36" Ridgid pipe wrench. Leave pipe in
car and beat the shit out of them with the pipe wrench.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 24, 2020 05:06 PM (C1Lsn)

===
Carry 2. One aluminum for speed and one steel for heavy hitting.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 24, 2020 05:27 PM (pw+jk)

246 Raimondo is still around? That guy's got to be some kind of masochist.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 24, 2020 05:27 PM (kTF2Z)

247 The past must evolve as the future unfolds.

Posted by: klaftern at July 24, 2020 05:28 PM (RuIsu)

248

(CNN) - As the US hit a sobering 4 million cases of Covid-19 and the rising daily rate of confirmed cases and hospitalizations suggest the virus is far from under control, medical experts are urging political leaders to shut down the country and start over to contain the pandemic.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 24, 2020 05:28 PM (aKsyK)

249 You know what made an excellent innocuous-looking weapon? Those thick rubber dividers they used to have at grocery stores. Back in the day I knew guys who kept then around for that purpose - they had some serious whip to them and they were fairly heavy. Nowadays the stores have lightweight plastic ones, unfortunately.

Watching that video reminds me of something one of my drill instructors used to say - "That right there is the kind of shit that makes my dick hard"

Posted by: radar at July 24, 2020 05:28 PM (Q+VZw)

250 I wish I had a legal carry permit. Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup

You're just a river crossing away from one !

Posted by: JT at July 24, 2020 05:29 PM (arJlL)

251 >medical experts are urging political leaders to shut down the country and start over to contain the pandemic.


there is no pandemic

Posted by: DB- just DB. The 'what fresh hell this day' guy. at July 24, 2020 05:29 PM (iTXRQ)

252 Kind of a Modern Day John Galt:

John Galt, 1958: "Get the hell out of my way!"

John Galt, 2020:
"Get the fuck out of my way!"

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 24, 2020 05:29 PM (vcOmj)

253 234 Is it time to invest in a trained protection dog?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 24, 2020 05:25 PM (YdiWk)

I have one, and one is in training right now. It's a long, methodical process. Lots of fun, but also lots of work.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 24, 2020 05:29 PM (H8QX8)

254 Behave y'all I've gotta go fix dinner; shish kebabs, pitas, tzaziki, salad and roasted Greek taters mmm

BIAB

Posted by: Cheriebebe at July 24, 2020 05:29 PM (w6A0l)

255 If shooting Steve Scalise didn't do it, nothing will.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing


He was a politician. Not an "every day American." And the media swiftly moved to negate the story. Sad. Tragic, etc.

But pull an act of violence that kills a few folks, especially kids, in real America (not a city), and the poo-poo hits the air displacement device.

Posted by: NHL in Seattle at July 24, 2020 05:30 PM (axyOa)

256
Flex Seal spray would make a fun improvised weapon. Cocoon someone's face in rubber.
Posted by: josephistan


Spiderman!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 24, 2020 05:30 PM (aKsyK)

257 medical experts are urging political leaders to shut down the country and start over to contain the pandemic.

Yeah..it's coming. I'm taking money out of my savings tomorrow and stocking up.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 24, 2020 05:30 PM (dUJdY)

258 I'll bet those mini bats you can get when you take the tour at the Louisville Slugger factory would make a handy weapon.

Posted by: radar at July 24, 2020 05:30 PM (Q+VZw)

259 17
Note to self: Buy more ammo. And maybe a tactical baton would be handy too.


Posted by: Huck Follywood, protester at July 24, 2020 04:51 PM (NVYyb)

This. Bat. after punching someone take a bat to their bikes.
a Bronx Tale.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y68o2lf4

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 24, 2020 05:30 PM (Jx5Qs)

260 200
might keep my hockey stick in the car just to keep them at arms reach.

Slap shot to the head!


Posted by: dartist at July 24, 2020 05:19 PM (+ya+t)

Hanson brothers FTW

Posted by: Reggie Dunlop at July 24, 2020 05:31 PM (ufFY8)

261 I thought it was the Brits who buy the bats and no balls.
Posted by: eleven


Well, a lot of Brits have no balls.

What's your point?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 24, 2020 05:31 PM (vcOmj)

262 Trump back to calling virus chinavirus

Lulz

Posted by: Two Weeks From Taking a Two Week Vacation at July 24, 2020 05:31 PM (+dsLj)

263 Biden up by 15 points! Not long now for re-education time!

Posted by: raimondo at July 24, 2020 05:31 PM (baQJS)

264 I know I'm late to this party, but watching that video- yeah, it moved.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 24, 2020 05:31 PM (jjaLl)

265 Cassus, it's time to bring the belli.
====

You rang?

Posted by: Gorgon at July 24, 2020 05:31 PM (iydjf)

266 254 Behave y'all I've gotta go fix dinner; shish kebabs, pitas, tzaziki, salad and roasted Greek taters mmm
---
Good grief, you fancy people and your real food. I was thinking maybe Ramen tonight.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 24, 2020 05:31 PM (sWM8x)

267 >>I wish I had a legal carry permit. Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup

You're just a river crossing away from one !
Posted by: JT

Thank God those asshole Jersey politicians weren't around in my day.

Posted by: George Washington at July 24, 2020 05:31 PM (0FTCx)

268 It will start slowly and pick up as people see that
nobody is protecting them. The more posts you see of people fighting
back, the greater people's urge to throat punch these losers will
become.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at July 24, 2020 05:23 PM (GRRw+)

===
And that is why they are censoring them on the net.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 24, 2020 05:31 PM (pw+jk)

269 DeSantis city slicker coin sap.

Well made leather "coin purse". Load it with ten dollars worth of quarters. Devastating weapon and totally legal everywhere. "That's my coin purse, officer. I carry my change in it."

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade internet villain at July 24, 2020 05:31 PM (bML9A)

270 @257

Yep, when cold and flu season starts rolling in, in October, this scam and op is going to go into extra innings with runners on all of the bases.


Conveniently right before election.


This is all bullshit.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 24, 2020 05:31 PM (zXa3R)

271 What I find amusing about the rainmando types is that they throw around phrases like "re-education time" like it's a joke.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 24, 2020 05:32 PM (hYcqw)

272 you should get one, they're pretty cool-
the photo of me on my permit is pretty scary for some reason- I dig it bigly
Posted by: DB- just DB. The 'what fresh hell this day' guy. at July 24, 2020 04:53 PM (iTXRQ)

---

Some of us don't have that right.
Posted by: SMH

Most of us don't know how to drive a tank......

Posted by: JT at July 24, 2020 05:32 PM (arJlL)

273 So, I've got this neighbor, blathers at me for smoking. I told her to Sod Off you smelly cunt. was that wrong?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 24, 2020 05:32 PM (YxRHs)

274 Certainly someone other than I has noticed all the cretins running around bitching about slavery from 400 years ago are recording their wanton destruction on devices made by ... slave labor. Hm.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 24, 2020 05:32 PM (O67g7)

275 260 200
might keep my hockey stick in the car just to keep them at arms reach.

Slap shot to the head!


Posted by: dartist at July 24, 2020 05:19 PM (+ya+t)

Hanson brothers FTW

Posted by: Reggie Dunlop at July 24, 2020 05:31 PM (ufFY

Puttin' on da foil!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 24, 2020 05:32 PM (NWiLs)

276
I'll bet those mini bats you can get when you take the tour at the Louisville Slugger factory would make a handy weapon.

Posted by: radar at July 24, 2020 05:30 PM (Q+VZw)


A shopping cart handle is one of the best things you could keep in your car.....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 24, 2020 05:32 PM (jjaLl)

277 252
Kind of a Modern Day John Galt:



John Galt, 1958: "Get the hell out of my way!"



John Galt, 2020:

"Get the fuck out of my way!"

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 24, 2020 05:29 PM (vcOmj)

Damned right!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 24, 2020 05:32 PM (ufFY8)

278 234 Is it time to invest in a trained protection dog?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 24, 2020 05:25 PM (YdiWk)

I have one, and one is in training right now. It's a long, methodical process. Lots of fun, but also lots of work.
Posted by: Ordinary American at July 24, 2020 05:29 PM (H8QX

How involved in the training are you?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 24, 2020 05:33 PM (YdiWk)

279 Those bodies aren't going to stack up like cordwood all by themselves-- The Fauch who sez heyyy...

Posted by: klaftern at July 24, 2020 05:33 PM (RuIsu)

280 262-

Ha!! He was only gonna behave for a couple of days, God bless him.

Posted by: Ktgreat at July 24, 2020 05:33 PM (AD3JT)

281 Yep, when cold and flu season starts rolling in, in October, this scam
and op is going to go into extra innings with runners on all of the
bases.

***

Every Karen with normal flu is going to swear she got Wuhan Flu. And the FNM will tell them its from Trump rallies.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2020 05:33 PM (qlFIA)

282 Live PD on Nickelodeon sure is different,

https://tinyurl.com/y28e9pz4

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 24, 2020 05:33 PM (dKiJG)

283 >>> Well made leather "coin purse". Load it with ten dollars worth of quarters. Devastating weapon and totally legal everywhere. "That's my coin purse, officer. I carry my change in it."
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade internet villain at July 24, 2020 05:31 PM (bML9A)

====

BLM's version of the long board skateboard.

Posted by: Swinging for the Downs at July 24, 2020 05:33 PM (O84i1)

284 Cleanup on aisle 176, code moby.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: There is always More Stupid at July 24, 2020 05:33 PM (OUMaO)

285
Hanson brothers FTW

Posted by: Reggie Dunlop at July 24, 2020 05:31 PM (

---------------

Sir, you hit them with a hockey stick. I'm not sure we can call that self defen

I'M LISTENING TO THE FUCKIN SONG!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 24, 2020 05:34 PM (kTF2Z)

286 254 Behave y'all I've gotta go fix dinner; shish kebabs, pitas, tzaziki, salad and roasted Greek taters mmm

BIAB
Posted by: Cheriebebe at July 24, 2020 05:29 PM (w6A0l)

*looks in fridge at half a pack of cheese*
*cries*

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 24, 2020 05:34 PM (NWiLs)

287 Come to Kentucky, we legalized concealed carry last year. No permit necessary!

Posted by: George at July 24, 2020 05:34 PM (r7uoI)

288 So, I've got this neighbor, blathers at me for smoking. I told her to Sod Off you smelly cunt. was that wrong?
***

Tell her smoking stops the wuhan flu

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2020 05:34 PM (qlFIA)

289 So, I've got this neighbor, blathers at me for smoking. I told her to Sod Off you smelly cunt. was that wrong?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 24, 2020 05:32 PM (YxRHs)


No.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 24, 2020 05:34 PM (JpcyW)

290 A shopping cart handle is one of the best things you could keep in your car.....


Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 24, 2020 05:32 PM (jjaLl)

stupid question i know....but where do you get a shopping cart handle?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 24, 2020 05:34 PM (Jx5Qs)

291 Behave y'all I've gotta go fix dinner; shish kebabs, pitas, tzaziki, salad and roasted Greek taters mmm

BIAB

Posted by: Cheriebebe



Did I just hear Cheriebebe incite everyone over for dinner???

WooHoo!!

Posted by: NHL in Seattle at July 24, 2020 05:34 PM (axyOa)

292 I told her to Sod Off you smelly cunt. was that wrong?

lol.. I would have paid money to see that!

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 24, 2020 05:34 PM (dUJdY)

293 290 A shopping cart handle is one of the best things you could keep in your car.....


Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 24, 2020 05:32 PM (jjaLl)

stupid question i know....but where do you get a shopping cart handle?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 24, 2020 05:34 PM (Jx5Qs)

From a shopping cart. Duh.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 24, 2020 05:35 PM (NWiLs)

294
medical experts

None of whom has lost his job or missed a paycheck.

And are these the same experts who told us BLM riots were just peachy?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 24, 2020 05:35 PM (mht8P)

295 Hoo-boy:

Some contractors at Cognizant, a company where several content moderators were recently exposed admitting that they delete posts for politically motivated reasons, had access to internal Twitter tools that could change user account settings and give control of accounts to others, according to two former Twitter employees who are familiar with the company's security practices.

Reuters is reporting that more than 1,000 Twitter employees and contractors had access to these internal tools as of earlier this year and that this number included some contractors at Cognizant -- a contractor that moderates content for Facebook, Twitter, and other social media companies.

. . . .

According to the former Twitter employees, giving 1,000+ employees and contractors access to these tools as of earlier this year made it difficult to defend against the hack.

The hack and the subsequent revelations about how much data was accessed and the number of employees that reportedly had access to account takeover tools is the latest of several Twitter security incidents.


Subscriptions won't fix that, @jack.

https://reclaimthenet.org/

twitter-cognizant-internal-tools/

Posted by: Lizzyn at July 24, 2020 05:35 PM (bDqIh)

296 258
I'll bet those mini bats you can get when you take the tour at the Louisville Slugger factory would make a handy weapon.

Posted by: radar at July 24, 2020 05:30 PM (Q+VZw)

We have a couple of those on the coat rack by the door.They are small enough to jab into people's faces and throats if necessary.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 24, 2020 05:35 PM (ufFY8)

297 Damn, Cannibal Bob.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 24, 2020 05:35 PM (JpcyW)

298 Black Flag 20ft Wasp Spray


I hate fucking wasps, Officer!

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 24, 2020 05:36 PM (q1Pj5)

299 Someone with skillz should superimpose Nick Sandman's head on slugger man's body, and the Washington Post logo over soi boy's body.

Posted by: fly gal at July 24, 2020 05:36 PM (8TdcF)

300 A shopping cart handle is one of the best things you could keep in your car.....


Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 24, 2020 05:32 PM (jjaLl)

stupid question i know....but where do you get a shopping cart handle?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 24, 2020 05:34 PM (Jx5Qs)

From a shopping cart. Duh.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo


After you clip the homeless guy, make sure you nail the cart. Grab the handle and voila!

Posted by: NHL in Seattle at July 24, 2020 05:36 PM (axyOa)

301 At some point, Rule 7.62 needs to be invoked.

Everybody gangsta until the Green Caps' heads explode.

Posted by: Darth Cobalt Shiva, Sith Lord In Residence at July 24, 2020 05:37 PM (vHIZ9)

302 92 I told her to Sod Off you smelly cunt. was that wron

Somebody needs to repost the potty mouth rant about Nazi Pelosi that was posted yesterday.
There was something cheering about that.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 24, 2020 05:37 PM (YdiWk)

303 "but where do you get a shopping cart handle?"

Run over a shopping cart and it will pop right off.

Posted by: f'd at July 24, 2020 05:37 PM (Tnijr)

304 I watched that about 10 times, and the chick who about roasted herself with the car fire a good 20 times.
Good stuff, beats TV.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 24, 2020 05:37 PM (r+sAi)

305
After you clip the homeless guy, make sure you nail the cart. Grab the handle and voila!
___

As environmentally conscious hunters, we use ALL the parts of the hobos.

Posted by: Some Hunter at July 24, 2020 05:37 PM (qlFIA)

306 The only reason - the ONLY reason - I don't drive through downtown Olympia is because this is exactly what I'll do should some asshole block my way.

And I know full well, I'll be thrown in jail for it.

But the time is fast approaching I won't care.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at July 24, 2020 05:37 PM (jWe5r)

307 Behave y'all I've gotta go fix dinner; shish kebabs, pitas, tzaziki, salad and roasted Greek taters mmm
---
Good grief, you fancy people and your real food. I was thinking maybe Ramen tonight.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 24, 2020 05:31 PM (sWM8x)

if you want to perk it up, add some of the quick cuts prepared chicken (usually with the lunch meat or prepared meats) in with the ramen.

it's not much but makes it feel more real foodish lol

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 24, 2020 05:37 PM (+NdM9)

308 Black Flag 20ft Wasp Spray


I hate fucking wasps, Officer!


Posted by: Count de Monet



This is...effective.
A friend told me.

Posted by: NHL in Seattle at July 24, 2020 05:37 PM (axyOa)

309
Faith and Begorrah!

Here's a shop for all of your classic 'beating the daylights out of somebody" needs:

https://www.oldeshillelagh.com/fighting-sticks

Posted by: naturalfake at July 24, 2020 05:38 PM (dLPcm)

310 Ohhhh Jane, that's why radio guy was saying just carry a water bottle around and take a sip every few minutes.

Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2020 05:38 PM (6f16T)

311 Remember when all we had to do was isolate ourselves for two weeks, and all of this would be gone?
Those were the good old days.....

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 24, 2020 05:38 PM (ufFY8)

312 Would 4WD L be preferable to regular 4WD, for urban "offroading" uh, IYKWIMAITTYD?

Posted by: Common Tater at July 24, 2020 05:38 PM (O67g7)

313 210 183 An aluminum bat.

A fungo bat. Just in case you need to take a little infield.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 24, 2020 05:15 PM (yQpMk)

A fungo bat would break too easily.

For home defense - I know, it's feeble - I've got a couple of 2 ft. long aluminum bats that my kids used for t-ball when they were little.

They're perfect: short enough to be useful in a confined space, and easy to swing with one hand, and quick to swing. It's kind of a modern version of the gladius.

A real baseball bat (34") is too big for indoor use, difficult to swing with one hand, and slower to swing. The t-ball bats are pretty much like nightsticks.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 24, 2020 05:20 PM (78Xqz)

....

I think the practicality of this point needs to be emphasized.

A bat probably isn't what you want.

A baton is.

I know people are trying to think of what works as a weapon but isn't really a weapon, but the bat is just going to get taken away.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 24, 2020 05:38 PM (2HIdp)

314 273 So, I've got this neighbor, blathers at me for smoking. I told her to Sod Off you smelly cunt. was that wrong?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby


no, but don't listen to me. mine was bitching about something and I told her I was going to start killing her 100 fucking cats

Posted by: x at July 24, 2020 05:39 PM (nFwvY)

315 >Most of us don't know how to drive a tank......
Posted by: JT


I do
well not a battle tank, but tracked vehicles, APCs, VTRs, M88s, stuff like that

Posted by: DB- just DB. The 'what fresh hell this day' guy. at July 24, 2020 05:39 PM (iTXRQ)

316 Mariano Rivera with Trump at the press conference while Trump is discussing hard stats on returning to school.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Taking a Two Week Vacation at July 24, 2020 05:39 PM (+dsLj)

317 This. Bat. after punching someone take a bat to their bikes.
a Bronx Tale.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob

---

"Nouse you can't leave. "

Posted by: Tonypete at July 24, 2020 05:39 PM (tIU+r)

318 You know, paintball guns look pretty interesting. there's a company called bullsbreakerballs that sell brights orange balls with indelible paint.
hm.

Posted by: vivi at July 24, 2020 05:39 PM (11H2y)

319 Knee capping a few assholes to get them away from you will get you less jail time than shooting them but I still need to get my CCL.

Posted by: dartist at July 24, 2020 05:40 PM (+ya+t)

320 Shut up you guys...so steal a cart, grind the handle off and bring back the cart?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 24, 2020 05:40 PM (Jx5Qs)

321 Flex Seal spray would make a fun improvised weapon. Cocoon someone's face in rubber.

---

Flexseal and a lighter

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 24, 2020 05:40 PM (xYlPP)

322 If shooting Steve Scalise didn't do it, nothing will.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
Do you guys remember that time dozens of congressmen, were in a train heading to some kind of retreat, and their train was then hit by a truck...I guess that happens all the time?

Posted by: MikeM at July 24, 2020 05:40 PM (9VVnM)

323 So, I've got this neighbor, blathers at me for smoking. I told her to Sod Off you smelly cunt. was that wrong?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 24, 2020 05:32 PM (YxRHs)

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No quite acceptable.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 24, 2020 05:41 PM (pw+jk)

324 Hey, so can Trump throw a baseball like a man, unlike Obama, et al? I haven't seen any video of him and Rivera yet.....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 24, 2020 05:41 PM (jjaLl)

325 What strikes me is the coordination to seal off the commies area of operations with multiple people. Willing to bet there was true believer in the wings with a radio or cell phone in command.

He is the person to go after in this scenario.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at July 24, 2020 05:41 PM (AmwBF)

326 How about a.shilaylee

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at July 24, 2020 05:41 PM (4vNgL)

327 Now we're talking!

I don't want a race war.

I want a war on assholes. I'd enjoy running over little, white kucks that get in my way.

Especially if mommy and daddy get interviewed on television with tears in their eyes as Ethan, Jr. and his Evergreen State sociology degree is in the hospital in a body cast drinking puréed banana through a nasal straw.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 24, 2020 05:41 PM (tmVum)

328 >>>A fungo bat. Just in case you need to take a little infield.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 24, 2020 05:15 PM (yQpMk)

A fungo bat would break too easily.

=====

This is why, after breaking many a wood fungo bats over my career, I have switched to composite fungos.

Posted by: Swinging for the Downs at July 24, 2020 05:41 PM (O84i1)

329 There's got to ve some kinds of refillable metal water bottles that make handy bludgeoning weapons?

Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 24, 2020 05:41 PM (TOyHQ)

330 Flexseal and a lighter
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 24, 2020 05:40 PM (xYlPP)

You beat me to it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 24, 2020 05:42 PM (JpcyW)

331 Guy was just protesting their protest...no crime here.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at July 24, 2020 05:42 PM (2ygtH)

332 329 What strikes me is the coordination to seal off the commies area of operations with multiple people. Willing to bet there was true believer in the wings with a radio or cell phone in command.

He is the person to go after in this scenario.
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at July 24, 2020 05:41 PM (AmwBF)

...

This man flanks his enemy.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 24, 2020 05:42 PM (2HIdp)

333 Especially if mommy and daddy get interviewed on
television with tears in their eyes as Ethan, Jr. and his Evergreen
State sociology degree is in the hospital in a body cast drinking pureed
banana through a nasal straw.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 24, 2020 05:41 PM (tmVum)

I sort of regret that I wish that were oddly specific.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 24, 2020 05:42 PM (ufFY8)

334 Do you want to end the issue or not? You feel that waving a bat will slow them down? Sad.

Posted by: CockLaRoche at July 24, 2020 05:42 PM (Jj+59)


HUH???

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 24, 2020 05:43 PM (jjaLl)

335 328 Hey, so can Trump throw a baseball like a man, unlike Obama, et al? I haven't seen any video of him and Rivera yet.....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 24, 2020 05:41 PM (jjaLl)
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Oh yeah. He was a star baseball player in college and a couple of pro teams tried recruiting him.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 24, 2020 05:43 PM (sWM8x)

336 Bat, baton, I have a long handle from a framing hammer.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 24, 2020 05:43 PM (pw+jk)

337 Baton or bat huh.......for the car if road gets blocked like that. after I drive right up to them, then clear a path for the car.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 24, 2020 05:43 PM (Jx5Qs)

338 How involved in the training are you?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 24, 2020 05:33 PM (YdiWk)

I apprenticed with a trainer in LA for a few years, followed up at a training school, and now work with a local club. There are different ways to approach the work, as a sport (protection sports or "bite work"), or as Schutzhund or IPO work that includes obedience and tracking, or just training a dog to respond to commands to alert and bark. All good training only works with temperamentally suitable dogs and exploits natural drives as a game. So it can be fun. Producing a "civil" dog, one that will bite a targeted person on command, is not something to be taken lightly, and involves only select dogs and takes the most time and work. Lots of liability risks. In LA we were working with people whose lives had been threatened.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 24, 2020 05:43 PM (H8QX8)

339 208
Watching the latest round of Sam Adams commercials, it's interesting
to see how, in about 50 years, the Boston stereotype has gone from
"stiff upper-lipped Brahmin" to "loudmouth drunken townie."----
Hey fack you kid.

Posted by: Boston Transplant in Texas at July 24, 2020 05:44 PM (DFZnL)

340
328 Hey, so can Trump throw a baseball like a man, unlike Obama, et al? I haven't seen any video of him and Rivera yet.....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 24, 2020 05:41 PM (jjaLl)

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Oh yeah. He was a star baseball player in college and a couple of pro teams tried recruiting him.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 24, 2020 05:43 PM (sWM8x)

==
Yet another reason for the elite of DC to hate Trump. Competent Man.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 24, 2020 05:44 PM (pw+jk)

341 323 Shut up you guys...so steal a cart, grind the handle off and bring back the cart?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 24, 2020 05:40 PM (Jx5Qs)

...

A gentleman welds a #10 rebar back in place of the handle.

A renaissance man makes sure to use A707 weldable spec rebar.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 24, 2020 05:44 PM (2HIdp)

342 Do you guys remember that time dozens of congressmen, were in a train heading to some kind of retreat, and their train was then hit by a truck...I guess that happens all the time?
Posted by: MikeM at July 24, 2020 05:40 PM (9VVnM
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That happened the same week or so after the Scalise shooting, IIRC? Yeah, what a coinkydink.

Posted by: fly gal at July 24, 2020 05:44 PM (8TdcF)

343 We can nullify the law too, guys.

Posted by: Ace at 04:46 PM

OVERRULED!

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge on the Ninth Circus Kangaroo Kourt of App-Eels at July 24, 2020 05:44 PM (tVQUs)

344 The order of self defense is..

Run.

If you can't run.

Shoot.

If you can't shoot.

Stab.

If you can't stab.

Beat with a clubbing weapon.

If you can't beat with a clubbing weapon.

Kick, claw or bite.

If you can't kick, claw or bite...

Your pretty much fucked.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 24, 2020 05:45 PM (zXa3R)

345 Oh yeah. He was a star baseball player in college and a couple of pro teams tried recruiting him.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 24, 2020 05:43 PM (sWM8x)


Cool! I gotta see the vid... I played ball as a kid, and to this day, playing catch is still something I will always do given the chance!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 24, 2020 05:45 PM (jjaLl)

346 threatened.
Posted by: Ordinary American at July 24, 2020 05:43 PM (H8QX

That's very interesting. It's amazing the people who hang out here.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 24, 2020 05:45 PM (YdiWk)

347 You know, paintball guns look pretty interesting. there's a company called bullsbreakerballs that sell brights orange balls with indelible paint.
hm.
Posted by: vivi at July 24, 2020 05:39 PM (11H2y)

I've always thought about injecting a product called liquid ass into paintballs...get rid of a group of protestors right quick

Posted by: A dude in MI at July 24, 2020 05:45 PM (/6GbT)

348 "I should get him for the wife one night," says the NR writer. "She had the help make me cookies and clean my room and plant me pink roses, so I could enjoy these riot-free streets in our gated community and stuff my fat face and twitt. I'm gonna do it for her!!!"

Posted by: Gilded Age II at July 24, 2020 05:45 PM (BRkq2)

349 Posted by: CockLaRoche at July 24, 2020 05:42 PM (Jj+59)


Go make the news, tough guy. Show us how it's done.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 24, 2020 05:45 PM (oVJmc)

350 >>>I think I am going to start carrying a baseball bat in my car.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2020 04:52 PM (85Gof)

You need to attach it with Velcro to a small sports bag containing a baseball and a glove. Plausible deniability.

Posted by: Max Power at July 24, 2020 05:45 PM (q177U)

351 Asset forfeiture.

If any of them used mommy and daddy's internet access to coordinate across state lines, sorry mommy and daddy.

Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 24, 2020 05:46 PM (PoCjl)

352 If the Braves had had Mariano Rivera, they would have won five World Series in the 90's.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 24, 2020 05:46 PM (yQpMk)

353 Funny how the violence-begetting assholes of antifa become outraged when violence is turned on them. The scream of the woman when bikedufus is clocked "OMG!!!" - precious.

Posted by: Gregory at July 24, 2020 05:47 PM (ZSAIR)

354 I'm gonna go see what I have in the garage. Later.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 24, 2020 05:47 PM (Jx5Qs)

355 Also, I don't really want to run over bikes with my vehicle. Too many things I don't want punctured under the car.

Now if we all install cow-catchers...

Posted by: TexasDan at July 24, 2020 05:47 PM (2HIdp)

356 Baton or bat huh.......for the car if road gets blocked like that. after I drive right up to them, then clear a path for the car.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

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Protip - Turn off the crash avoidance system before attempting the mob clearing maneuver.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 24, 2020 05:47 PM (tIU+r)

357 A shopping cart handle is one of the best things you could keep in your car.....



Ahem...

Posted by: The Club (It's even clearly labelled) at July 24, 2020 05:47 PM (oVJmc)

358 You need to attach it with Velcro to a small sports bag containing a baseball and a glove. Plausible deniability.

Posted by: Max Power at July 24, 2020 05:45 PM (q177U)


^^^^^THIS

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 24, 2020 05:47 PM (jjaLl)

359 Swing buy a fishing supply store and pick up a billy club, essentially a short bat for whacking a fish and killing them dead.


Fwiw, fishermen call that a Priest.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 24, 2020 05:47 PM (gd9RK)

360 So, I've got this neighbor, blathers at me for smoking. I told her to Sod Off you smelly cunt. was that wrong?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 24, 2020 05:32 PM (YxRHs)

Ummmmmmmmmmmm......No.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 24, 2020 05:48 PM (Z+IKu)

361 355 Also, I don't really want to run over bikes with my vehicle. Too many things I don't want punctured under the car.

Now if we all install cow-catchers...
Posted by: TexasDan at July 24, 2020 05:47 PM (2HIdp)

Be sure to test them on something smaller and lighter first. School crossing zones are a good place for this.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 24, 2020 05:48 PM (NWiLs)

362 A shopping cart handle is one of the best things you could keep in your car.....

-

A walking cane.

Not only can you carry it anywhere, but the folks manning the metal detectors will hold the door for you to enter.

Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 24, 2020 05:48 PM (PoCjl)

363 So *that's* what a fungo bat is. I've had one of those around the house for literally decades without realizing what it was.

It's the wife's self-defense item at the moment. I handle the firearms.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at July 24, 2020 05:48 PM (ZSK0i)

364 Man, this week went by quickly!

Posted by: Weasel at July 24, 2020 05:48 PM (MVjcR)

365 it's interesting
to see how, in about 50 years, the Boston stereotype has gone from
"stiff upper-lipped Brahmin" to "loudmouth drunken townie."----
Hey fack you kid.
Posted by: Boston Transplant in Texas at July 24, 2020 05:44 PM

I'll just leave this here....

https://youtu.be/1L3dYN4b9pI

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 24, 2020 05:49 PM (ZjKyw)

366 Aren't there gloves that have sand or lead shot in the knuckles?

Posted by: Max Power at July 24, 2020 05:49 PM (q177U)

367 I think this guy did heroic action as a single, but for true excellence he should have gotten a friend or two, outfitted an SUV with blacked out windows, no plates, and then driven by and hosed down the entire line of bikers with pure ammonia. (or skunk mix, or any other suitably noxious liquid)

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 24, 2020 05:49 PM (Kpl3J)

368 Man, this week went by quickly!

Posted by: Weasel at July 24, 2020

They always do!

Posted by: Bagpipe Barr at July 24, 2020 05:49 PM (EiNjl)

369 350 >>>I think I am going to start carrying a baseball bat in my car.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2020 04:52 PM (85Gof)
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Seriously NGU, think about a piece of pipe. If you ever have to use it, it was there as an extension for your lug wrench. I always carry in the truck, but I also have an 18" piece of black iron pipe under the seat.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 24, 2020 05:49 PM (sWM8x)

370 I vote him innocent of all charges and grant him $100,000 out of the governor's contingency fund, as well as one (1) pickup load from the state legislature's hard liquor warehouse.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 24, 2020 05:49 PM (ePjOB)

371 34 Is it time to invest in a trained protection dog?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 24, 2020 05:25 PM (YdiWk)

I have one, and one is in training right now. It's a long, methodical process. Lots of fun, but also lots of work.
Posted by: Ordinary American at July 24, 2020 05:29 PM (H8QX

How involved in the training are you?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 24, 2020 05:33 PM (YdiWk)

I have always had Rottweilers and bouviers. You have to train them NOT to attack strangers. They are just naturally protective of their people.

Posted by: Chillin the most at July 24, 2020 05:49 PM (lonOK)

372 Also, I don't really want to run over bikes with my vehicle. Too many things I don't want punctured under the car.

Now if we all install cow-catchers...
Posted by: TexasDan at July 24, 2020 05:47 PM (2HIdp)

Be sure to test them on something smaller and lighter first. School crossing zones are a good place for this.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 24, 2020 05:48 PM (NWiLs)

Why am i picturing this meme:
me doing 80 through a school zone.

the sponge bob captain picture with the words

Are ya ready kids?

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 24, 2020 05:50 PM (+NdM9)

373 Seriously NGU, think about a piece of pipe.


Crowbars are pretty handy as well.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at July 24, 2020 05:50 PM (ZSK0i)

374 If any of them used mommy and daddy's internet access to coordinate across state lines, sorry mommy and daddy.

Which is then federal and Trumps feds can scoop them up. Jail time is real unlike catch and release everywhere else.

Posted by: dartist at July 24, 2020 05:51 PM (+ya+t)

375 355 Also, I don't really want to run over bikes with my vehicle. Too many things I don't want punctured under the car.



Now if we all install cow-catchers...

Posted by: TexasDan at July 24, 2020 05:47 PM (2HIdp)



Be sure to test them on something smaller and lighter first. School crossing zones are a good place for this.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 24, 2020 05:48 PM (NWiLs)

Snow plow if you drive a pick-up. Might get a few weird looks in FL.


Posted by: Archer at July 24, 2020 05:51 PM (gmo/4)

376 373 Seriously NGU, think about a piece of pipe.


Crowbars are pretty handy as well.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at July 24, 2020 05:50 PM (ZSK0i)

Tire iron. The perfect implement with which to beat stupid people.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 24, 2020 05:51 PM (NWiLs)

377 361 355 Also, I don't really want to run over bikes with my vehicle. Too many things I don't want punctured under the car.

Now if we all install cow-catchers...
Posted by: TexasDan at July 24, 2020 05:47 PM (2HIdp)

Be sure to test them on something smaller and lighter first. School crossing zones are a good place for this.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 24, 2020 05:48 PM (NWiLs)

...

There was a comedian in the 80's who had a good bit about how they come up with the right speed limit for school zones.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 24, 2020 05:51 PM (2HIdp)

378 So, Ace seriously had a TV fall on him?

Link to where that happened, please.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at July 24, 2020 05:52 PM (SRRAx)

379 Maybe you can still buy a tire billy at a truck stop.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 24, 2020 05:52 PM (C1Lsn)

380 If the Braves had had Mariano Rivera, they would have won five World Series in the 90's.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 24, 2020 05:46 PM (yQpMk)

....

Screw that. I'll take the one and they can keep their Damned Yankee.

The greatest moment in baseball in the last 2 decades was the D-Backs beating Rivera in Game 7.
I'm a Braves fan, but we can all appreciate the besainted Jeter and Rivera losing the series as Bob Costas slobbed a giant, black vibrating dildo with "Yankees Ghosts of the Past" printed on the side up in the press box.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 24, 2020 05:52 PM (tmVum)

381 (CNN) - As the US hit a sobering 4 million cases of Covid-19...
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 24, 2020 05:28 PM (aKsyK)

2018 flu: 45 million cases, 810,000 hospitalized, 60,000 deaths.

Posted by: FloridaMan at July 24, 2020 05:52 PM (HCeRP)

382 Snow plow if you drive a pick-up. Might get a few weird looks in FL.


Posted by: Archer at July 24, 2020 05:51 PM (gmo/4)

...

Air dam splitter.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 24, 2020 05:52 PM (2HIdp)

383 The rioting looks to be happening in a suburban -y area. Get ready Karens.....the summer of love has come to your doorstep.

They're starting to put out word again that they want to go into the 'burbs.

Posted by: Bert G at July 24, 2020 05:52 PM (OMsf+)

384 There was a comedian in the 80's who had a good bit about how they come up with the right speed limit for school zones.

That reminds me of a decades-old joke from the BBS days:

"I take a sign that says, "SLOW CHILDREN" as a challenge..."

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at July 24, 2020 05:53 PM (ZSK0i)

385 OK, I'm late to the thread.

The big version of a Maglite that takes the D batteries is both a really good flashlight and an ergonomically efficient swinging instrument for which you need no explacnation.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 24, 2020 05:53 PM (gd9RK)

386 Ive taken to smoking cigars in my front yard.(shade trees and patio chairs) I'm waiting for karen to complain.

Posted by: USNtakim at July 24, 2020 05:53 PM (0OmEj)

387 In the Summertime you got beatin' you got beatin' on your mind.

Posted by: Fungo Jerry at July 24, 2020 05:53 PM (aKsyK)

388
386 Ive taken to smoking cigars in my front yard.(shade trees and patio chairs) I'm waiting for karen to complain.
Posted by: USNtakim at July 24, 2020 05:53 PM (0OmEj)
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*fistbump*

Posted by: Weasel at July 24, 2020 05:54 PM (MVjcR)

389 Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 24, 2020 05:32 PM (YxRHs)

Why do you think she's telling you this? Because she is sensitive to smoke and you do it around her? Because she's concerned for your health and possibly likes you? Is there any other interpretation you can put on her saying this other than that she's a "smelly old c***, which may get her to stop saying that to you, but won't improve your relations as a neighbor with her.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2020 05:54 PM (oDRcK)

390
I hate fucking wasps, Officer!
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 24, 2020 05:36 PM (q1Pj5)





Then quit doing it.

-Officer Waldo R. Friendly

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 24, 2020 05:54 PM (EGyGV)

391 A lot of people are tired of this shit.

As Insty says, you don't get Hitler because he's Hitler. You get a Hitler because people get tired of the shit and those currently in charge won't do anything about it.

Posted by: RoyalOil at July 24, 2020 05:54 PM (aO8Gd)

392 Crowbars are pretty handy as well.
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Yes they are. In my state I don't think a bat or something would be a problem, but in some states it could be. I like the plausible deniability of pipes, tire irons, etc.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 24, 2020 05:54 PM (sWM8x)

393 I'll just leave this here....

https://youtu.be/1L3dYN4b9pI
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 24, 2020

Ha! Brings back fond memories of working in Boston. Nah, couldn't wait to leave.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at July 24, 2020 05:54 PM (AmwBF)

394 367 I think this guy did heroic action as a single, but for true excellence he should have gotten a friend or two, outfitted an SUV with blacked out windows, no plates, and then driven by and hosed down the entire line of bikers with pure ammonia. (or skunk mix, or any other suitably noxious liquid)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 24, 2020 05:49 PM (Kpl3J)

...

Rock salt loads.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 24, 2020 05:55 PM (2HIdp)

395 I notice the smackee's friends did not jump in to his defense

@@@@@

Mommy wasn't there so they didn't know what authority to appeal to.

Posted by: Piratepatch from the flood zone at July 24, 2020 05:55 PM (Ep3Pg)

396
They are in violation of the Constitution, and we are under no
obligation to follow the law in a lawless, unconstitutional state.




Antifa does not "own the streets," as local and state governments seem to believe.




Tax-paying American citizens paid for those streets, and we own them, through legal structures such as townships.




A government that gives over Americans' streets to wandering gangs of
violent brigands and insurrectionists have forfeited any moral or legal
right to govern.




It's up to us now.


(Need this on a poster to put on a stick to "protest" with.)

Posted by: pookysgirl, tired tired tired at July 24, 2020 05:55 PM (XKZwp)

397 got a coupla aluminum curtain rods about 1.5 inches across I can cut down. Would like to have more weight on the end though.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 24, 2020 05:55 PM (Jx5Qs)

398 The big version of a Maglite that takes the D batteries is both a really good flashlight and an ergonomically efficient swinging instrument
---
Yeah, that's another one. I carried one years ago, until the batteries leaked and ruined it. Now I have great little led lights, so I carry the pipe.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 24, 2020 05:56 PM (sWM8x)

399 got a coupla aluminum curtain rods about 1.5 inches across I can cut down. Would like to have more weight on the end though.


Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 24, 2020 05:55 PM (Jx5Qs)

test your welding skills and put a Warhammer head on it...

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 24, 2020 05:57 PM (+NdM9)

400 Tinfoil's in truh- bul

Posted by: DB- just DB. The 'what fresh hell this day' guy. at July 24, 2020 05:57 PM (iTXRQ)

401 A big 1 1/4" (or whatever it is) open end wrench or pipe wrench that fits a trailer ball is perfectly reasonable to have in the seat next to you.

Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 24, 2020 05:57 PM (PoCjl)

402 I always carry my smaller crowbar, maybe 16", but have many up to 3 feet.

Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2020 05:58 PM (6f16T)

403 A 9 iron worked pretty good on Tiger.

Posted by: dartist at July 24, 2020 05:58 PM (+ya+t)

404 397 got a coupla aluminum curtain rods about 1.5 inches across I can cut down. Would like to have more weight on the end though.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 24, 2020 05:55 PM (Jx5Qs)

Cut about an 18" piece. Seal one end. Fill almost to top with lead or steel shot. Seal other end. Voila.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 24, 2020 05:58 PM (NWiLs)

405 Ha! Brings back fond memories of working in Boston. Nah, couldn't wait to leave.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at July 24, 2020 05:54 PM (AmwBF)

I do like the Boston Lager commercials with, "Your Cousin. From Boston".


Posted by: Archer at July 24, 2020 05:58 PM (gmo/4)

406
The Russians have been making titanium crowbars and importing them into the US for years.

Really speeds up the swing with the reduced weight... uhhh, I mean, they're light enough to keep in your backpack if you're hiking.


Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 24, 2020 05:58 PM (EGyGV)

407 When I was 12 y.o. in Little League, I used a 32" bat. I bet that would be good for indoor use.

Funny. I have a memory of one of my brothers having a bat with a hole drilled in it that was filled with a steel rod.

Posted by: JAS at July 24, 2020 05:58 PM (2BZBZ)

408 NOOD Fraudci

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 24, 2020 05:58 PM (FtO5h)

409 403
A 9 iron worked pretty good on Tiger.


Posted by: dartist

Ha! AND it was swung by a girl!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at July 24, 2020 05:59 PM (2ygtH)

410 There might be a gardening tool or two that could work. Just put a bag of mulch in the trunk

Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 24, 2020 05:59 PM (TOyHQ)

411 I have one of those Estwing rock hammers

Posted by: DB- just DB. The 'what fresh hell this day' guy. at July 24, 2020 05:59 PM (iTXRQ)

412 In First Official Islamic Prayers Delivered at Hagia Sophia Imam Ali Erbas Delivers Sermon with a Sword Representing the Conquering Sword of Mohammad


The religion of peace? I don't think so

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2020 05:59 PM (85Gof)

413 >>got a coupla aluminum curtain rods about 1.5 inches across I can cut down. Would like to have more weight on the end though.

Spare the rod, swing the Billy.

If it can knock a 80 tuna into la la land it can tenderize a soy boy.

https://tinyurl.com/yyw46rcu

Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2020 06:00 PM (ZLI7S)

414 test your welding skills and put a Warhammer head on it...

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 24, 2020 05:57 PM (+NdM9)

can you weld aluminum or Alu-MIN-ium as the limeys say.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 24, 2020 06:00 PM (Jx5Qs)

415 Especially if mommy and daddy get interviewed on television with tears in their eyes as Ethan, Jr. and his Evergreen State sociology degree is in the hospital in a body cast drinking pureed banana through a nasal straw.

You are too kind, I would prefer them wondering what ever happened to Ethan Jr. No one has seen or have even heard from him in ages.

Posted by: 🐧 at July 24, 2020 06:01 PM (C+evo)

416 My .02 cents worth. Anything that you are swinging is fine from an offensive posture but having to swing from a defensive position, you are signaling what your going to do.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2020 06:02 PM (Vd8xB)

417 test your welding skills and put a Warhammer head on it...

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 24, 2020 05:57 PM (+NdM9)

can you weld aluminum or Alu-MIN-ium as the limeys say.


Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 24, 2020 06:00 PM (Jx5Qs)

Amazingly enough, yes

https://weldguru.com/ aluminum-welding/

remove the space

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 24, 2020 06:02 PM (+NdM9)

418 I've been watching the Calvary Chapel TV sermons here in ABQ. The Pastor was in Orange County before he came here. I know him

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 24, 2020 06:03 PM (YxRHs)

419 People are talking about all kinds of items they could use.

Why not use a laser? Conceals quite easily in the pocket.

Posted by: 🐧 at July 24, 2020 06:03 PM (C+evo)

420 Kid left his pocket rocket and bag of ball bearings in the car again...

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 24, 2020 06:04 PM (1g7ch)

421 Funny. I have a memory of one of my brothers having a bat with a hole drilled in it that was filled with a steel rod.

Posted by: JAS at July 24, 2020 05:58 PM (2BZBZ)


When I was 14 or so my father drilled a half-inch hole about 8" in from the end of a bat and poured molten lead in it for me to swing.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 24, 2020 06:05 PM (78Xqz)

422 The pharaohs had pet cheetahs for hunting. Big cats as pets need to make a comeback.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2020


*
*

Petco is always out of Cheetah Chow.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 24, 2020 06:05 PM (rpbg1)

423 Canes can be effective with a little practice. I has several I use depending on the occasion. They range from lightweight carbon fiber to 3/4" diameter solid aluminum pipe. I have one made of 3/4" 17-4 stainless steel but it is just too heavy to carry.

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at July 24, 2020 06:05 PM (Lq54C)

424 My .02 cents worth. Anything that you are swinging is fine from an offensive posture but having to swing from a defensive position, you are signaling what your going to do.

Except for tactical pen. If you are in a defensive position, they are the ones approaching. There are many stand-off techniques that will deliver on a spectrum of violence from sharp pain all the way to death.

Many defense techniques that signal, but are responses followed up with counter attacks.

Posted by: 🐧 at July 24, 2020 06:06 PM (C+evo)

425 416 My .02 cents worth. Anything that you are swinging is fine from an offensive posture but having to swing from a defensive position, you are signaling what your going to do.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2020 06:02 PM (Vd8xB)


That's the beauty of a t-ball bat. It's only 24", and not all that much heavier than a whiffle ball bat, and it'd be easy to flick it and nail someone's knee in a flash. Again, think "nightstick."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 24, 2020 06:07 PM (78Xqz)

426 I am a left-handed boxer. It is a very fine thing.

I train ambidextrous. Equal practice, and can easily and often switch when moving from the shit zone to the opponent's dead side.

Posted by: 🐧 at July 24, 2020 06:11 PM (C+evo)

427 Petco is always out of Cheetah Chow.
Posted by: Wolfus

Perfect

Posted by: Jean at July 24, 2020 06:24 PM (plBbK)

428 Anyone else have a solid stick umbrella

Posted by: Jean at July 24, 2020 06:25 PM (plBbK)

429 That Antifa bike brigade video made my day. Thanks.

I don't know why, but for some reason if I heard 'ANTIFA BIKE BRIGADE" I would think chain wielding, 1% er, Chopper riding, badasses.
Not a bunch of paunchy, noodle armed, concave chest, soyboys, riding bikes more sissyfied than the 1st one I trained my toddler on. I need to watch that video again. I bet some of them bikes have training wheels.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at July 24, 2020 06:30 PM (cCxiu)

430 Too bad the puncher didn't stab the tires of the bikes too.

Posted by: vivi at July 24, 2020 06:33 PM (11H2y)

431 >>> Is there any other interpretation you can put
on her saying this other than that she's a "smelly old c***, which may
get her to stop saying that to you, but won't improve your relations as
a neighbor with her.

Please be quiet you odoriferous aging vagina, spoken with a British accent, would've been the better play there.

Posted by: fly at July 24, 2020 06:39 PM (2M/TV)

432 If you carry a baseball bat in the car make sure you have a baseball glove and ball.

Posted by: Yep at July 24, 2020 06:48 PM (lMsxO)

433 Last paragraph (before Update):
*vigilantism

Posted by: bradc at July 24, 2020 06:54 PM (9syPf)

434 need to start inflicting damage on these insurrectionist, but behind the scenes

Posted by: projection on steroids at July 24, 2020 07:18 PM (V9NdA)

435 Ace have you decided to stand and fight again? Last I remember a screed like this you were throwing in the towel and gonna become a democrat.

Remember that? Yeah good times.

Posted by: barney rubble at July 24, 2020 09:58 PM (D2wY0)

436 Didn't buffet enthusiast Erik Ericsson defend the mob here, i know the other day he was bitching about the feds protecting federal buildings in Portland, saying the right can't complain when Biden does the same against actual nonviolent protestors of the right. This ass had gone full in on defending antifa using the stupidity we normally see from libertarians.

Posted by: Rbastid at July 24, 2020 10:34 PM (r0SEX)

437 If you have any intention of fixing the problems, SMASH the filthy tribe swill for the evil they have done!!!

Posted by: Mark Matis at July 25, 2020 12:39 AM (nZJej)

438 I wish I was a big guy so if anyone gets in my way like these jerkoff bikers I could do exactly what this guy did.
I love him.

Posted by: JD at July 25, 2020 06:09 AM (NLEnr)

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