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Studies: The Heaviest Social Media Users Are Addicted to Cruelty and Humiliation; Virtue Signalling Linked to Psychopathy
Study one: The heaviest users of social media are addicts.
Obviously. But the new finding is that they're specifically addicted to hurting people.Another study, cited by the placement/hiring website Ladders, seems to warn employers about online virtue signallers: Don't hire them, they're psychopaths doing what psychopaths do best, pretending to be Nice People in order to manipulate others and take advantage of them. Someone please do a Wellness Check on champion virtue signaler Seth Mandel, stat!
The heaviest users of social media have personalities that enjoy angering and embarrassing others.... A fascinating study of 472 university students tracked their usage on two top platforms for 18-to-24-year olds: Snapchat (2.64 hours per day) and Facebook (2.28 hours per day). Researchers found that users displaying addictive behavior were also more likely to be motivated to be cruel and callous and to use others for personal gain. "Our results demonstrate that individuals who have a greater preference for these types of rewards display greater problematic use of both platforms," write the researchers, who note that these traits are also associated with narcissism and psychopathy and have previously been correlated with addictive internet use. They write that social media sites unwittingly "cater to people who seek rewards from being cruel, such as through cyberbullying or various aggressive online behaviors."
If you've seen examples of virtue signaling, chances are that person could be a narcissist, psychopath, or a manipulator, according to a new study. ... A study by researchers from the University of British Columbia sought to figure out the "consequences and predictors of emitting signals of victimhood and virtue."Oh, that's silly. Seth Mandel doesn't virtue signal on twitter all day to advance himself socially and in his career in liberal-leaning media. He's earnestly saying the politically-correct, leftwing-approved virtuous things about every single subject that exists! It's just a complete coincidence that Seth Mandel happens to hold every position and every #HotTake that his future liberal editors and employers would want him to hold. Speaking of the darkness of the internet and the psychopaths who find refuge and kinship there: An editor of a biology journal made a silly joke about a lame worm being the most overrated thing in the world. Apparently this lame worm is the subject of many, many papers, and this editor is tired of reading about this stupid, insignificant worm. So he made a joke. Guess what happened next? That's right, he was #Cancelled by the worm's defenders, who explicitly demanded he step down from his position as chief editor because, well, Racist Against Worms.
... Following the tests done in a series of studies, the authors said they showed how individuals with Dark Triad traits -- Machiavellianism, Narcissism, and Psychopathy -- were more frequently showing signs of virtue signaling.
... While virtue signaling does have benefits such as raising awareness toward certain causes or holding people accountable, the authors warned that it can be used as a "tactic for self-advancement and goal pursuit."
just an update for all you non-biologists out there that biology twitter is currently in meltdown because a journal editor said some worms are overrated pic.twitter.com/JUlzaTWSys
— social media distancing time (@glctcsm) July 21, 2020
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 23, 2020 05:21 PM (G51Gf)
Phew.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 23, 2020 05:21 PM (G51Gf)
What if I'm addicted to Fishdom (tm)?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 23, 2020 05:22 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Surfperch at July 23, 2020 05:22 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 23, 2020 05:23 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: CN at July 23, 2020 05:23 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 23, 2020 05:23 PM (ifmtJ)
And yes, SJW virtue signalers are narcissists and psychos.
We have an epidemic.
Posted by: Czech Chick at July 23, 2020 05:24 PM (haWye)
Posted by: ace at July 23, 2020 05:24 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at July 23, 2020 05:24 PM (xptlg)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 23, 2020 05:24 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2020 05:25 PM (IQtvd)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 23, 2020 05:25 PM (ifmtJ)
Kind of skewing the sample, isn't it? Schools are turning kids into psychos on their own.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 23, 2020 05:26 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 23, 2020 05:26 PM (ZLI7S)
That is really bad. It makes me want to go abuse some of those biology idiots.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 23, 2020 05:26 PM (G51Gf)
Chrissy Teigen? Famously untalented interracial wife, but secretly way way WAY too sexually fascinated by children.
Ace, I think you are close to a Grand Unified Theory of Twitter Degeneracy. Just keep pushing on that door!
Posted by: trev006 at July 23, 2020 05:26 PM (A6Wna)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 23, 2020 05:26 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 23, 2020 05:26 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 23, 2020 05:26 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 23, 2020
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You can form a support group with Miss Linda, who is currently up to 40 virtual aquariums and God knows how many virtual fish.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 23, 2020 05:26 PM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Old Dude at July 23, 2020 05:27 PM (LGXGf)
If they were not, the Paolo would be out of business
Posted by: Paolo - The at July 23, 2020 05:27 PM (WEBkv)
Everybody hates me
I'm going out in the garden to eat...
Hey! Hold on a second!
/a lame worm
Posted by: Muldoon at July 23, 2020 05:27 PM (Fc5rx)
Again, don't the schools incentivize flagrant virtue signalling?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 23, 2020 05:27 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2020 05:27 PM (IQtvd)
It does nothing of the sort.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 23, 2020 05:28 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at July 23, 2020 05:28 PM (nu45M)
Posted by: Seattle Loveaboard Community at July 23, 2020 05:28 PM (zQLWK)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 23, 2020 05:28 PM (ZLI7S)
These virtue-signalling lefty azswipes are not worthy to part Machiavelli's regal and courtly garments and blow his magnificent Mandragola.
Posted by: Gilded Age II at July 23, 2020 05:28 PM (BRkq2)
Lots of tut-tutting and harumphs in that worm tweets' collage.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 23, 2020 05:28 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 23, 2020 05:28 PM (LBamn)
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at July 23, 2020 05:28 PM (AmwBF)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 23, 2020 05:28 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 23, 2020 05:25 PM (ifmtJ)
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And have better personalities and better conservationists.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 23, 2020 05:28 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2020 05:28 PM (EZO7J)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at July 23, 2020 05:29 PM (I20SH)
Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 23, 2020 05:29 PM (ENelr)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 23, 2020 05:21 PM (G51Gf)
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You do have a way with the keyboard.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 23, 2020 05:29 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 23, 2020 05:29 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 23, 2020 05:29 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Seattle Loveaboard Community at July 23, 2020 05:28 PM (zQLWK)
Narcissist and manipulator definitely. With a side of gaslighting.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 23, 2020 05:29 PM (LBamn)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 23, 2020 05:30 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2020 05:30 PM (6f16T)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 23, 2020 05:30 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2020 05:30 PM (IQtvd)
Yeah, the researchers hit the psycho-jackpot there.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 23, 2020 05:30 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 23, 2020 05:21 PM (G51Gf)
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You do have a way with the keyboard.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 23, 2020 05:29 PM (WEBkv)
You ought to see her Discipline Biologists
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 23, 2020 05:30 PM (ifmtJ)
( damn that sounds dirty)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 23, 2020 05:30 PM (2DOZq)
*raises hand*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 23, 2020 05:30 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 23, 2020 05:31 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Prime sistah at July 23, 2020 05:31 PM (tQL7r)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 23, 2020 05:31 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2020 05:31 PM (JJa61)
44 Did anyone of you nood us down below?
( damn that sounds dirty)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 23, 2020 05:30 PM (2DOZq)
You haven't been nooded down below until you do it on a boat, matey.
Posted by: Seattle Loveaboard Community at July 23, 2020 05:31 PM (zQLWK)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 23, 2020 05:28 PM (ZLI7S)
I have to think about that. First impression is good move.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 23, 2020 05:31 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2020 05:32 PM (JJa61)
I have never eaten the worm.
And yes, SJW virtue signalers are narcissists and psychos.
Posted by: Czech Chick at July 23, 2020 05:24 PM (haWye)
and cowards
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at July 23, 2020 05:32 PM (Jx5Qs)
Y'know, if Twitter is on the brink of a financial meltdown, now would be the perfect time for PDJT to pull the plug on his account there and migrate to someplace else.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 23, 2020 05:32 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at July 23, 2020 05:32 PM (cZjDV)
Posted by: Venus at July 23, 2020 05:32 PM (iYXhj)
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Dennis Rodman hardest hit.
Posted by: mrp at July 23, 2020 05:32 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: eleven at July 23, 2020 05:32 PM (XTyi0)
Trump just cancelled the convention.
Posted by: JackStraw
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At first I thought Oh fuck, then I thought So what? He's the nominee. He can make a speech on a stage somewhere, have Melania and Ivanka introduce him, it'll be beautiful, the most beautiful speeches ever, and we don't have to spend a lot of money on a convention, although we wish Florida could have had it, DeSantis is a wonderful governor, but we'll make up for it, okay?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 23, 2020 05:32 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2020 05:32 PM (IQtvd)
A whole bunch of Simon and Schuster kindle books are free right now (link goes to slickdeals list):
https://tinyurl.com/yyq3gx7r
Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 23, 2020 05:33 PM (ENelr)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 23, 2020 05:28 PM (ZLI7S)
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Not the convention -- delegates are still meeting in NC as originally planned. He's just not doing the acceptance speech in Jacksonville.
Posted by: Venus at July 23, 2020 05:33 PM (iYXhj)
Please subscribe to me....Please like me...Please call him a name, because he made me look bad....
Ladies and Gents...a vast swath of our present population are channeling the likeness of a prepubescent girl who has trouble making friends.
Posted by: Orson at July 23, 2020 05:33 PM (q6de0)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2020 05:33 PM (oDRcK)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 23, 2020 05:28 PM (ZLI7S)
I have to think about that. First impression is good move.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 23, 2020 05:31 PM (2DOZq)
first impression is no choice.
don't be surprised when Biden cancels all of his debate spots. This year is gonna be an election with no campaigns.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 23, 2020 05:33 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 23, 2020 05:33 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: goodluckduck at July 23, 2020 05:33 PM (K7Jo7)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 23, 2020 05:28 PM (ZLI7S)
I have to think about that. First impression is good move.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 23, 2020 05:31 PM (2DOZq)
My guess is a lot of people bailed out and empty space would've looked bad on TV.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at July 23, 2020 05:33 PM (nu45M)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at July 23, 2020 05:33 PM (Jx5Qs)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 23, 2020 05:32 PM (pNxlR)
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Eh, Bezos can just rummage around in his couch cushions and come up with the spare change to buy twitter.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 23, 2020 05:33 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Asshoes at July 23, 2020 05:33 PM (71Vc6)
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The hell you say!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 23, 2020 05:34 PM (+y/Ru)
So again David French
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2020 05:34 PM (IQtvd)
Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 23, 2020 05:34 PM (ENelr)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at July 23, 2020 05:34 PM (Jx5Qs)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 23, 2020 05:34 PM (GbPPJ)
Tater is the heaviest user of Twitter.
Posted by: goodluckduck at July 23, 2020 05:33 PM (K7Jo7)
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AHEMMMM
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at July 23, 2020 05:34 PM (pw+jk)
What about stiff worms, the kind that crawl up your pee hole when you're taking a leak in the field? Who's going to stand up for them! Who among us hasn't longed to feel the enobeling, the privilege of having a stiff worm up our peehole, wiggling its way into our bladder? Failure to acknowledge the magnificence nay even the existence of the stiff worm is Racist!
Posted by: Twitter at July 23, 2020 05:35 PM (fHEe7)
I mean, I only check in with the content in the morning.
. . .
And the afternoon and evening.
. . .
And in the late morning and early afternoon.
. . .
And . . .
(Channeling Steve Martin's hilarious bit regarding smoking pot)
Posted by: Sharkman at July 23, 2020 05:35 PM (1ZeCH)
As folks here know, I'm a bit of a wimp on the mask issue. I'll wear 'em when the businesses require it. But IMHO this is just rubbing salt in the faces of customers. If they're THIS rude about it, they don't deserve my business, or anyone's.
https://tinyurl.com/y2q9wp6c
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2020 05:35 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2020 05:34 PM (IQtvd)
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Does a Thai Lady-boy count as a hooker? If so, then, yes, French is definitely going to be upset.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 23, 2020 05:35 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2020 05:35 PM (IQtvd)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at July 23, 2020 05:34 PM (Jx5Qs)
That's when you use your dick to catch catfish.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 23, 2020 05:35 PM (LBamn)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 23, 2020 05:35 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 23, 2020 05:35 PM (Kpl3J)
Yea, I'm probably not going to tune in to watch a bunch of nobs arguing over the convention platform. Nobody does. The party is the buzz.
Probably won't make much difference in 2020. Nothing is normal.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 23, 2020 05:35 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 23, 2020 05:33 PM (Kpl3J)
Hopefully we'll still have Twitter to get the full story.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at July 23, 2020 05:35 PM (Jx5Qs)
Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2020 05:35 PM (XXEnd)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 23, 2020 05:35 PM (oVJmc)
Kids these days are so precocious!
https://bit.ly/2CGTJqp
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 23, 2020 05:36 PM (+y/Ru)
no, no, that's just people who push back on mask mandates, according to that terlit guy
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at July 23, 2020 05:36 PM (L106N)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at July 23, 2020 05:34 PM (pw+jk)
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Just remember, if you get on the scales, and weigh less than a duck, we'll burn you as a witch.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 23, 2020 05:36 PM (WEBkv)
Just sayin'.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 23, 2020 05:34 PM (GbPPJ
Lot of mental masturbation going on.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 23, 2020 05:36 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 23, 2020 05:35 PM (LBamn)
LOL> I'll let you show me how its done.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at July 23, 2020 05:36 PM (Jx5Qs)
That's when you use your dick to catch catfish.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 23, 2020 05:35 PM (LBamn)
Only when I'm after the really big ones.
Posted by: Seattle Loveaboard Community at July 23, 2020 05:36 PM (zQLWK)
Posted by: ShainS at July 23, 2020 05:36 PM (OTcWB)
As folks here know, I'm a bit of a wimp on the mask issue. I'll wear 'em when the businesses require it. But IMHO this is just rubbing salt in the faces of customers. If they're THIS rude about it, they don't deserve my business, or anyone's.
https://tinyurl.com/y2q9wp6c
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2020 05:35 PM (L2ZTs)
yeah, that's obnoxious. I'm wearing one now because I work in a building where I have to use an elevator to get to the 11th floor, and I don't need the potential hassle from other people in the building whenever we happen to step on the elevator together.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 23, 2020 05:37 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Walleye Fishermen at July 23, 2020 05:37 PM (XXEnd)
Posted by: Shelgel at July 23, 2020 05:37 PM (ME/Ec)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 23, 2020 05:37 PM (g5Xlv)
whole bunch of people need to masturbate more.
Just sayin'.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 23, 2020 05:34 PM (GbPPJ
Lot of mental masturbation going on.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 23, 2020 05:36 PM (2DOZq)
I thought that word was canceled because racist...and Masturbatin Petes statue torn down.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at July 23, 2020 05:37 PM (Jx5Qs)
Posted by: Emmie at July 23, 2020 05:38 PM (+ljgK)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2020 05:38 PM (IQtvd)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 23, 2020 05:35 PM (LBamn)
LOL> I'll let you show me how its done.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at July 23, 2020 05:36 PM (Jx5Qs)
Not a chance. Fag.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 23, 2020 05:38 PM (LBamn)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at July 23, 2020 05:38 PM (EgshT)
Nope, not unwittingly, they were intentionally designed with this and some other pathologies in mind.
Posted by: Innagaddadavida at July 23, 2020 05:38 PM (xIIrB)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2020 05:38 PM (IQtvd)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 23, 2020 05:38 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 23, 2020 05:33 PM (xPl2J)
& rioters.
Posted by: WeBoned! at July 23, 2020 05:38 PM (8k7U7)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at July 23, 2020 05:39 PM (cZjDV)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 23, 2020 05:39 PM (LBamn)
Why is he doing this?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 23, 2020 05:39 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Michael Moore at July 23, 2020 05:39 PM (oVJmc)
I hate this word, but it's appropriate here. Twitter is toxic.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 23, 2020 05:39 PM (VWp7G)
Come to think of it, there is no comedy anywhere else but here. Our public life has become as humorless as the old Soviet Union or China now.
Posted by: Decaf at July 23, 2020 05:39 PM (4D+FL)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 23, 2020 05:38 PM (LBamn)
Well that turned in a hurry. lol....and deep too!
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at July 23, 2020 05:39 PM (Jx5Qs)
Posted by: Emmie at July 23, 2020 05:39 PM (+ljgK)
>Kind of skewing the sample, isn't it? Schools are turning kids into psychos on their own.
Yeah, these studies are always done on uni students. Doesn't that raise any alarms in the minds of those who fucking love science sexually? No possible biases there from only using a very narrow population of potential subjects?
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at July 23, 2020 05:40 PM (L106N)
Posted by: UGAdawg at July 23, 2020 05:40 PM (tRd71)
I assume you're referring to the presstitutes.
Posted by: Old Dude at July 23, 2020 05:40 PM (LGXGf)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2020 05:40 PM (IQtvd)
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I'm only getting 2 hours of sleep as of now.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 23, 2020 05:40 PM (pw+jk)
Saccharomyces cerevisiae FTW.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at July 23, 2020
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"The sweet fungus that lopes like a deer"?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 23, 2020 05:40 PM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 23, 2020 05:41 PM (oVJmc)
First, the heavy social media users are spending nearly 5 hours per *day* on average on Facebook and Snapchat? How. When are they going to class or eating or dating? 5 hours is a *lot* of the day.
Second, I think the author might get this wrong:
They write that social media sites unwittingly "cater to people who seek rewards from being cruel, such as through cyberbullying or various aggressive online behaviors."
I am not so sure that it's unwitting. Facebook knew almost immediately that the "like" button caused a dopamine hit and was addictive. They didn't track or try to influence it, they sought to *enhance* it. On Twitter, they invented the "pull down to refresh" behavior for mobile devices, and saw the same thing - obsessive behavior that breeds addiction to check for new content, retweets, replies, etc. Like Facebook, they spent the next several iterations enhancing that feedback system to drive more of the same behavior. Whatever gets noticed and responses became the coin of the realm on those platforms. And if that isn't a way to drive baser instincts, I don't know what is. And they have spent years optimizing for exactly those desires, and thus driving the obvious behavior. They haven't been "unwitting" for an extremely long time.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 23, 2020 05:41 PM (hYcqw)
The rioters were going to outnumber the attendees and probably, the citizenry.
It'd be a security nightmare.
Joe isn't attending one, why should anyone else?
I think Trump is holding everything back until after the election.
If he wins, the law can take its course. If he loses he can bail out and let the SHTF from say, Slovenia.
Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at July 23, 2020 05:41 PM (d9Irc)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 23, 2020 05:35 PM (LBamn)
Does it count if you're with an Italian girl with a thin mustache like a catfish?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 23, 2020 05:41 PM (2DOZq)
It's like what Dennis Prager always says. "Everything the left touches, it ruins."
They're miserable people so they want everyone else miserable, too.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 23, 2020 05:41 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2020 05:38 PM (IQtvd)
Hey, just like how I dance! Perfect!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wuhan Free Since Yesterday Afternoon at July 23, 2020 05:41 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 23, 2020 05:25 PM (ifmtJ)
And that includes the caterpillars that have eaten my coleus plant overnight.
Posted by: Decaf at July 23, 2020 05:41 PM (4D+FL)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo
There is a young lady in Alabama who has great videos of her and her Daddy going catfish noodling, Hannah Barron:
https://youtu.be/NytvPgoN5tc
If I were 30 years younger i would move there and chase her to the ends of rhe Earth.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 23, 2020 05:42 PM (1ZeCH)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at July 23, 2020 05:42 PM (Jx5Qs)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 23, 2020 05:42 PM (GbPPJ)
>>>First, the heavy social media users are spending nearly 5 hours per *day* on average on Facebook and Snapchat? How. When are they going to class or eating or dating? 5 hours is a *lot* of the day.
dude, i've been noticing forever that some people -- the Very Online, journalists, nevertrumper shut-ins --are literally always on Twitter. Always.
How do they do it?
Simple: They've stopped doing much real work. That's why so much of their work is now "covering twitter." They're turning their addiction into work product.
Posted by: ace at July 23, 2020 05:42 PM (PbpT7)
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"Pikers." -- California's Delta Smelt
Posted by: ShainS at July 23, 2020 05:42 PM (OTcWB)
Posted by: Shane Vordelmicha Green at July 23, 2020 05:42 PM (2M/TV)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo
There is a young lady in Alabama who has great videos of her and her Daddy going catfish noodling, Hannah Barron:
https://youtu.be/NytvPgoN5tc
If I were 30 years younger i would move there and chase her to the ends of rhe Earth.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 23, 2020 05:42 PM (1ZeCH)
I should have married South instead of dating local girls
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 23, 2020 05:43 PM (ifmtJ)
-- Rooster Cogburn
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 23, 2020 05:43 PM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2020 05:43 PM (IQtvd)
Posted by: Emmie at July 23, 2020 05:39 PM (+ljgK)
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Churches are becoming that way. Miss services for a couple of weeks and see if anyone calls.
"I was going to send you a facebook message!"
"Shame I'm not on facebook."
Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 23, 2020 05:43 PM (ENelr)
You refused to delete the tweet and provide a valid phone #, iirc. And so you were officially Gone.
And also we got you back from that dirty Whore that was taking up a big chunk of your days and keeping you from taunting us loyal Morons.
Was it Oliver Darcy? Lie to me if necessary, but tell me it was Darcy that rescued us from your tweeting.
Posted by: Mick Jagger at July 23, 2020 05:43 PM (Z4rgH)
Newsmax is so much better.
Posted by: Chillin the most at July 23, 2020 05:43 PM (lonOK)
Posted by: Ruthless at July 23, 2020 05:43 PM (/uaBM)
How do they do it?
Simple: They've stopped doing much real work. That's why so much of their work is now "covering twitter." They're turning their addiction into work product.
Posted by: ace at July 23, 2020 05:42 PM (PbpT7)
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Sure, but at least they are hypothetically doing "research" or somesuch for their columns. These are college kids. Do they not have classes?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 23, 2020 05:44 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo
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Boy the water is cold.
And deep.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 23, 2020 05:44 PM (pw+jk)
"They wiggle forward. They wiggle backwards. And occasionally they fuck themselves. That's it."
Posted by: Gilded Age II at July 23, 2020 05:44 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: Twitter at July 23, 2020 05:44 PM (fHEe7)
Posted by: UGAdawg at July 23, 2020 05:44 PM (tRd71)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 23, 2020 05:44 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 23, 2020 05:44 PM (rpbg1)
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 23, 2020 05:45 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 23, 2020 05:45 PM (ptqGC)
Yes; these folks are nuts.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2020 05:45 PM (oDRcK)
Just look at me, before Wally World was hitting something like 1,200 to 1,800 posts a week here at AoS.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2020 05:45 PM (IQtvd)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2020 05:45 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Ruthless at July 23, 2020 05:45 PM (/uaBM)
Posted by: Gilded Age II at July 23, 2020 05:45 PM (BRkq2)
You refused to delete the tweet and provide a valid phone #, iirc. And so you were officially Gone.
...
yes. They did wind up doing me a favor. I had already more or less retired from Twitter, but they made it a 100% thing.
>>>And also we got you back from that dirty Whore that was taking up a big chunk of your days and keeping you from taunting us loyal Morons.
Yup. The thing is, yeah, I was wasting time on Twitter instead of TENDING TO MY WEBSITE/BUSINESS.
The Very Online people -- the "journalists" -- likewise spend fewer and fewer hours doing real work so they can devote more time to Twitter.
>>>Was it Oliver Darcy? Lie to me if necessary, but tell me it was Darcy that rescued us from your tweeting.
Posted by: Mick Jagger
I don't know who it was. I suspect it was that fat salami-nippled aging queen Tom Nichols.
Posted by: ace at July 23, 2020 05:46 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Gilded Age II at July 23, 2020 05:46 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: Twitter at July 23, 2020 05:46 PM (fHEe7)
The ones that crawl in are lean and thin
The ones that crawl out are fat and stout
Your eyes fall in and your teeth fall out
Your brains come tumbling down your snout
Be merry, my friends, be merry.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 23, 2020 05:46 PM (gd9RK)
Damage.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 23, 2020 05:46 PM (t4of4)
Yeah, probably both. I mean, find a hobby that isn't reading some garbage hot take about politics or what's a sandwich.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 23, 2020 05:46 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Emmie at July 23, 2020 05:39 PM (+ljgK)
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If that happens, Facebook will try to manipulate your friends. It's weird and creepy. I have a Facebook account. I haven't logged into it for more than a decade. When I was in college (back when Facebook was college-only and limited to some schools - basically in beta), it immediately became the *only* way to learn about parties or events. I signed up for it for that reason, and never used it again after graduating.
A few years afterward, a friend of mine (a real one, a guy I actually know and talk to) sent me a screenshot of an E-Mail that Facebook sent him. He captioned it, "Facebook is worried about you, Joe."
The E-mail they sent him said, "It's been a while since anyone connected with Joe Mannix. Would you like to send him a message?"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 23, 2020 05:47 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Bill Maher at July 23, 2020 05:47 PM (gnTUZ)
Posted by: bluebell at July 23, 2020 05:47 PM (nTxUt)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 23, 2020 05:47 PM (rpbg1)
Also his mask is non-compliant. I have called 911.
Posted by: Karen at July 23, 2020 05:47 PM (4rEnM)
Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2020 05:30 PM (6f16T)
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Why not when glory hole sex seems to have Dr Fauci's approval?
Posted by: Decaf at July 23, 2020 05:47 PM (4D+FL)
if it makes people laugh, great.
if not, tough shit.
Posted by: SturmToddler at July 23, 2020 05:47 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 23, 2020 05:47 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Gilded Age II at July 23, 2020 05:46 PM (BRkq2)
Make these beotches wear blindfolds when they are online. For the health and safety of all.
Posted by: Gilded Age II at July 23, 2020 05:47 PM (BRkq2)
the saddest thing ever was when the shut-ins realized they could Tweet about whatever Television Show they were watching, and could then be lonely, sad shut-ins in a Group Atmosphere.
Posted by: ace at July 23, 2020 05:48 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2020 05:48 PM (oDRcK)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 23, 2020 05:48 PM (jpHuL)
Posted by: Ruthless at July 23, 2020 05:48 PM (/uaBM)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 23, 2020 05:48 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at July 23, 2020 05:41 PM (d9Irc)
_____________
Slovenian Woman, stay away from me ...
Slovenian Woman, mama let me be.
Posted by: ShainS at July 23, 2020 05:48 PM (OTcWB)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 23, 2020 05:48 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 23, 2020 05:48 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 23, 2020 05:28 PM (ZLI7S)
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Guess he had no choice since the MSM considers FLorida a leper colony now.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 23, 2020 05:49 PM (sGotD)
if it makes people laugh, great.
if not, tough shit.
Posted by: SturmToddler at July 23, 2020
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I read too fast. I thought that was "shipholsters."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 23, 2020 05:49 PM (rpbg1)
Now, I am sorry that happened to her, but I am curious about what she wrote. Because I know she holds views that, if implemented, would result in pretty ugly things happening to decent people. (She doesn't know this because she is not capable of seeing where leftism leads.) A person could reasonably take offense at one of her "opinions" (even though she means no harm) and might respond according to the very real threat of her leftist beliefs.
Posted by: Emmie at July 23, 2020 05:49 PM (+ljgK)
Just don't insult them. There might be a shrimp uprising.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2020 05:49 PM (oDRcK)
it's easy to be cruel and insulting to people from the safety of your home
and that attracts a special kind of asshoe
Posted by: DB- just DB. Bada bing! at July 23, 2020 05:50 PM (iTXRQ)
* Have people they have hired to manage their social media presence, because they find it too distracting and some of the risks involved (personal and professional) are high. Most of them rarely interact with their own profiles.
* Do not allow their children to use the services.
So if the people who are running these businesses essentially ring-fence it away from themselves and don't let their kids use it, why the hell should you? And why do they keep offering incentives to kids to use it?
Because they know that it is dangerous and addictive and they don't care. And these same people don't allow tobacco advertising.
Hypocritical weasels.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 23, 2020 05:50 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2020 05:50 PM (Yrc5f)
Posted by: The Fiercely Heterosexual David French at July 23, 2020 05:50 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: ace at July 23, 2020 05:46 PM (PbpT7)
*golf clap*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 23, 2020 05:50 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2020 05:30 PM (IQtvd)
My daughter, who was a teenager then, thought it was hilarious wheN we visited Worms in Germany in 1991.
Posted by: Decaf at July 23, 2020 05:50 PM (4D+FL)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 23, 2020 05:50 PM (r+sAi)
I feel lonely but more mentally well off as a result.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Taking a Two Week Vacation at July 23, 2020 05:50 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2020 05:48 PM (oDRcK)
Lol!
Posted by: Emmie at July 23, 2020 05:51 PM (+ljgK)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2020 05:51 PM (IQtvd)
Specifically, if charge psychopaths for the right to hurt other deranged people, and charge the victims for the right to be hurt, we can really deliver some great value to our customers! Special chat rooms are available at an extra fee, for those who want to organize a mob attack on other customers. Off-platform irl attacks are also acceptable if the attacking customer is a blue-check mark, verified client.
Special group rates available for NYT, CNN, WaPo and other MSM propaganda platforms.
Posted by: Jack@Twitter at July 23, 2020 05:51 PM (NVYyb)
it's easy to be cruel and insulting to people from the safety of your home
and that attracts a special kind of asshoe
Hello!
Posted by: ace but also Squiggy from Laverne & Shirley at July 23, 2020 05:51 PM (PbpT7)
Oh dear. Now the lame worms are going to torch all the biology labs in blue cities.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2020 05:48 PM (oDRcK)
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"First, somebody free all the lame ducks in those labs being used to make duck tape!" -- Future President Donkey-Chompers
Posted by: ShainS at July 23, 2020 05:51 PM (OTcWB)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 23, 2020 05:51 PM (94WAg)
They're terrified of twitter.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 23, 2020 05:51 PM (l9m7l)
r/science is doing science on how dumb Trumpers are. MUH DRUMPFER.
https://tinyurl.com/y5rr7w4a
They aren't getting into what demo is the Democrats core support group and how smart they are, or how smart it is to squash 100,000 people together in a city when a pandemic is going on, or is it not a pandemic.
Can't go there. NOPE.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at July 23, 2020 05:51 PM (lg/F7)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 23, 2020
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And "great worm" used to be a term to refer to dragons. You wouldn't want to get one of them upset with you.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 23, 2020 05:52 PM (rpbg1)
Posted by: ace at July 23, 2020 05:46 PM (PbpT7)
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That is poetry. Poetry.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 23, 2020 05:52 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 23, 2020 05:52 PM (6ribD)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 23, 2020 05:53 PM (EgshT)
This is bullshit.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 23, 2020 05:53 PM (ZUO8A)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 23, 2020 05:53 PM (EgshT)
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I reckon her dad has ulcers.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 23, 2020 05:53 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2020 05:53 PM (IQtvd)
They get their news and info from twitter too, its partly why they keep being hysterically, stupidly wrong. The Very Important People like congressmen and journalists, judges etc are using Twitter as their info pipeline.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2020 05:53 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Ruthless at July 23, 2020 05:53 PM (/uaBM)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 23, 2020 05:53 PM (94WAg)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, protester at July 23, 2020 05:53 PM (NVYyb)
Good. Think of the millions of lives that will be saved.
Posted by: Karen at July 23, 2020 05:54 PM (4rEnM)
I think he would have been better off having the convention. Oh well. If
he wins, it won't have mattered. Basically I want the country to have
some backbone and start acting normal again.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 23, 2020 05:50 PM (r+sAi)
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Exactly my sentiments as well, Guy.
Posted by: ShainS at July 23, 2020 05:54 PM (OTcWB)
Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2020 05:54 PM (6f16T)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 23, 2020 05:47 PM (ptqGC)
Karma will visit the masked fools.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 23, 2020 05:54 PM (t4of4)
Posted by: ace but also Squiggy from Laverne & Shirley at July 23, 2020 05:51 PM (PbpT7)
c'mon, you know what I mean!
Posted by: DB- just DB. Bada bing! at July 23, 2020 05:54 PM (iTXRQ)
Literally the worst thing for them. They're wasting their lives instead of going outside.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 23, 2020 05:54 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2020 05:54 PM (Yrc5f)
Posted by: Mr. Barky at July 23, 2020 05:55 PM (hKi6n)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, protester at July 23, 2020 05:53 PM (NVYyb)
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I am not looking forward to it when I need to find work again. I don't use social media. When that part of the interview or application comes up, I don't know if it will be detrimental or preferable that I don't have them. I suspect "detrimental."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 23, 2020 05:55 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: DB- just DB. Bada bing! at July 23, 2020 05:55 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 23, 2020 05:55 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 23, 2020 05:53 PM (94WAg)
Also Sulla
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 23, 2020 05:55 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 23, 2020 05:55 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2020 05:55 PM (WZ5i4)
TS Gonzalo seems to be on track to hit the Lesser Antilles.
TD Eight is lurking due south of New Orleans.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2020 05:56 PM (IQtvd)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2020 05:56 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Archer at July 23, 2020 05:56 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: RoyalOil at July 23, 2020 05:56 PM (aO8Gd)
"As outlined in the resolution, a great portion of the Democratic Party is filled with racism and hatred. Since people are demanding we rid ourselves of the entities, symbols, and reminders of repungnant aspects of our past, then the time has come for Democrats to acknolwedge their party's loathsome and bigoted past, and consider changing their party name to something that isn't so blatant and offensively tied to slavery, Jim Crow, discrimination, and the Ku Klux Klan' he said in a statement.
https://tinyurl.com/y62z77zm
Posted by: Nevyan at July 23, 2020 05:57 PM (a7HML)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 23, 2020 05:57 PM (rpbg1)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 23, 2020 05:57 PM (t4of4)
Posted by: Max Power at July 23, 2020 05:57 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Ruthless at July 23, 2020 05:57 PM (/uaBM)
https://tinyurl.com/y5rr7w4a
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at July 23, 2020 05:51 PM (lg/F7)
Uh, they say Trump supporters are less able to discern between real news and fake news. The mask-wearers I know believe everything the LSM tells them, even when it is not self-consistent or otherwise obviously wrong. Like when they believe people are dropping like flies from the virus and yet they do not personally know a single person who has had it.
Posted by: Emmie at July 23, 2020 05:57 PM (+ljgK)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2020 05:55 PM (WZ5i4)
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I'm sorry, Mr. Hammer, but that's racist against worms and therefore you have been cancelled. Step over here please so we can stamp your forehead.
Posted by: bluebell in the Cancellation Dept at July 23, 2020 05:58 PM (nTxUt)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2020 05:56 PM (KZzsI)
It's marketing.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 23, 2020 05:58 PM (3OZYh)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 202
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Urk. I'd better go check the weather forecast.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 23, 2020 05:58 PM (rpbg1)
anyway. We select... the only candidate! The sitting president! I
know you're all shocked!
It's an excuse for The Party to party.
And get caught in all sorts of compromising situations so they can be blackmailed later.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at July 23, 2020 05:58 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 23, 2020 05:55 PM (wiXsO)
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When? Where?
I thought Dr. Lysenko Fauci was doing that tonight. (?)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 23, 2020 05:58 PM (M/9m0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 23, 2020 05:58 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 23, 2020 05:58 PM (94WAg)
Why is he doing this?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 23, 2020 05:39 PM (gd9RK)
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Some idiot in his campaign must have convinced him that this will bring in more voters to his side. They are wrong and the next polls will tell them that.
I mean the in-house polls, not the gaslight ones touted by the media.
Posted by: Decaf at July 23, 2020 05:59 PM (4D+FL)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2020 05:59 PM (Yrc5f)
Trump said he will be throwing out the first pitch.
Posted by: redridinghood
Will the ball have a mask on it?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 23, 2020 05:59 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Yo! at July 23, 2020 05:59 PM (ZWYpq)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2020 05:59 PM (WZ5i4)
Anyway you see it all the time on there. They are vicious and nasty people that hang out there, and their response to any response to their initial insults and lies is just pure bile.
When someone refutes a lie, they just say stuff like "well if you don't like it, then go away, snowflake". You can tell they enjoy the power. It's really weird. They're like children but you can't tell their age at all. I feel like most are in their 30's.
Posted by: ... at July 23, 2020 05:59 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Emmie at July 23, 2020 06:00 PM (+ljgK)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 23, 2020 06:00 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Decaf at July 23, 2020 06:00 PM (4D+FL)
Posted by: Yo! at July 23, 2020 06:00 PM (ZWYpq)
Posted by: bluebell at July 23, 2020 06:01 PM (nTxUt)
I told him to stop being a fucking pansie soyfested ass shitheel, he told me to stop being a ted bundy wannabe who gets off on seeing the virus killing loved ones. Then we have a beer afterwards.
But it tells me that even amongst trump supporters we are not really a united front on this.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Taking a Two Week Vacation at July 23, 2020 06:01 PM (+dsLj)
The GOP had better figure out something to do, something with speeches the MSM has to cover.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 23, 2020 06:01 PM (M/9m0)
Posted by: An Observation at July 23, 2020 06:01 PM (yoSmH)
Posted by: Muldoon
my dad used to laugh at people who said Jack in the Box tacos used worm meat. worms cost about $30 a lb.
Posted by: x at July 23, 2020 06:01 PM (nFwvY)
The way people unburden themselves about the most humiliating and secret things to total strangers on social media now is simply baffling.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2020 06:01 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Archer at July 23, 2020 06:01 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 23, 2020 06:01 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 23, 2020 06:02 PM (iydjf)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 202
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It doesn't look too bad -- rain, low chance of flooding, and the depression seems to be headed WNW.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 23, 2020 06:02 PM (rpbg1)
https://tinyurl.com/y37kn4ov
And we thought otters were a problem...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2020 06:02 PM (pK7cg)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2020 06:03 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2020 06:03 PM (6f16T)
The wife has a diversity zoom call going on
People are fucked in the heads
Posted by: Yo!
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That's exactly where it all started for the lurkette I've been touting. Zoom meeting on diversity and it all went downhill from there and she lost her teaching job.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 23, 2020 06:03 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 23, 2020 06:03 PM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wuhan Free Since Yesterday Afternoon at July 23, 2020 06:04 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Yo! at July 23, 2020 06:04 PM (ZWYpq)
Posted by: ace but also Squiggy from Laverne & Shirley at July 23, 2020 06:04 PM (PbpT7)
https://tinyurl.com/y37kn4ov
And we thought otters were a problem...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2020
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Wait until the worms hook up with the murder hornets!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 23, 2020 06:04 PM (rpbg1)
That's awesome. I was hoping someone would do it.
Posted by: ... at July 23, 2020 06:04 PM (uEbPt)
Well we can't have that. We're Morons!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 23, 2020 06:05 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: bluebell at July 23, 2020 06:01 PM (nTxUt)
blue
about 36 years ago my mom told me if I wanted clean drawers then learn to do laundry. So I could laundry in college.
I now wear drawers for less than once a month.
Tell them to take care of their own shit!
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 23, 2020 06:05 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Darth Randall at July 23, 2020 06:05 PM (iWCRg)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker
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Best worm movie. Better than Dune.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2020 06:05 PM (pK7cg)
Posted by: Archer at July 23, 2020 06:05 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 23, 2020 06:05 PM (94WAg)
Kind of, yeah. Its more old style chat but its social and on media.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2020 06:05 PM (KZzsI)
Can we just have a thread where everyone has to do things that I like and obey me?
Posted by: Karen at July 23, 2020 06:06 PM (4rEnM)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 23, 2020 06:06 PM (bkUtD)
https://bit.ly/3fWmbD8
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 23, 2020 06:06 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 23, 2020 06:06 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: Alicia Vikander scissoring Lili Simmons at July 23, 2020 06:06 PM (SEgpK)
Well sending all their kids to public schools and feeding the lunacy isn't exactly the best move by the majority parents in America.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2020 06:07 PM (KZzsI)
https://tinyurl.com/y37kn4ov
And we thought otters were a problem...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2020 06:02 PM (pK7cg)
Will the Horde Member with "Giant Predatory Worms Invading France" on their 2020 Bingo card please see Marge or Father O'Brien in the back of the cafeteria to pick up your winnings...
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at July 23, 2020 06:07 PM (8/7u2)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 23, 2020 06:07 PM (svbBD)
Posted by: That guy who always says... at July 23, 2020 06:07 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wuhan Free Since Yesterday Afternoon at July 23, 2020 06:04 PM (xPJvm)
This is just good thinking, right here
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 23, 2020 06:07 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at July 23, 2020 06:07 PM (DF5JN)
Posted by: f'd at July 23, 2020 06:08 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 23, 2020 06:08 PM (rpbg1)
Those Property Tax Paying Bastards!
Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2020 06:08 PM (o0HXR)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at July 23, 2020 06:08 PM (cZjDV)
Posted by: Murder Hornets at July 23, 2020 06:08 PM (4rEnM)
Posted by: ShainS at July 23, 2020 06:08 PM (OTcWB)
The SF are complaints out how white Idaho is
Posted by: Yo! at July 23, 2020 06:08 PM (ZWYpq)
Posted by: Yo! at July 23, 2020 06:09 PM (ZWYpq)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 23, 2020 06:09 PM (2DOZq)
With all of these boat rallies, Trump could have it out on the water.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
Trump on the water. A fire in the sky.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 23, 2020 06:09 PM (aKsyK)
https://tinyurl.com/y37kn4ov
And we thought otters were a problem...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2020 06:02 PM (pK7cg)
He who controls the brie, controls the universe.
Posted by: Le Kwisatch Haderach at July 23, 2020 06:10 PM (SgjGX)
Posted by: f'd at July 23, 2020 06:08 PM (Tnijr)
Trust me, she'll like it too!- Nugenix Total T
Posted by: Archer at July 23, 2020 06:10 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Yo! at July 23, 2020 06:10 PM (ZWYpq)
Posted by: Yo! at July 23, 2020 06:04 PM (ZWYpq)
Next you will have to blow a person of color in the break room.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 23, 2020 06:11 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Asshoes at July 23, 2020 06:11 PM (71Vc6)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 23, 2020 06:03 PM (G51Gf)
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Tell me again who holds the power in this country.
Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 23, 2020 06:11 PM (Z8bDj)
https://tinyurl.com/y37kn4ov
It's the Wormhmacht!
Posted by: Archer at July 23, 2020 06:11 PM (gmo/4)
I already know where the sensitive spots on my gums are. The Water Pik reminds me regularly when I forget to be careful.
Bonus: being the dental coward I am, they're going to put my sorry butt all the way under when oral surgeon removes the tooth.
Winning!
Well, okay, not really winning so much as not losing.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 23, 2020 06:12 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 23, 2020 06:07 PM (svbBD)
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He won't be allowed to do rallies.
And now he won't even have a convention speech, which the MSM would have to cover.
This is beyond awful.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 23, 2020 06:12 PM (M/9m0)
Prometheus was really a worm.
Posted by: That guy who always says... at July 23, 2020 06:07 PM (EgshT)
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Was the alien in Alien a worm? Discuss ...
Posted by: ShainS at July 23, 2020 06:12 PM (OTcWB)
Posted by: Yo! at July 23, 2020 06:10 PM (ZWYpq)
we were happy when GM started using nigra
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 23, 2020 06:12 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Yo! at July 23, 2020 06:12 PM (ZWYpq)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 23, 2020 06:12 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Alicia Vikander scissoring Lili Simmons at July 23, 2020 06:13 PM (SEgpK)
Catholic school is very expensive... and worth every penny.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 23, 2020 06:13 PM (bkUtD)
5th grade had a racist grandmother
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Maybe they'll talk about the part where college is free for anyone who suffers racism if they can only manage to graduate high school.
Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 23, 2020 06:13 PM (Z8bDj)
Posted by: Yo! at July 23, 2020 06:12 PM (ZWYpq)
+++++++
Has your wife been told that "silence is betrayal" yet? I loved hearing that from my executives.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 23, 2020 06:13 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 23, 2020 06:14 PM (+y/Ru)
Those Property Tax Paying Bastards!
Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2020 06:08 PM (o0HXR)
and they care
and have dads manage the dropoff lines
and have homeroom mothers
*shudders*
the worst
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 23, 2020 06:14 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Yo! at July 23, 2020 06:14 PM (ZWYpq)
Thoughts and prayers.
Posted by: Regular joe at July 23, 2020 06:14 PM (L9P9s)
Will it be missed, though? Just a bunch of bloviating idiots and our president.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 23, 2020 06:15 PM (bkUtD)
Winning!
Well, okay, not really winning so much as not losing.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 23, 2020
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I had them do that when I had a couple of extractions some years ago. Best nap I ever had.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 23, 2020 06:15 PM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 23, 2020 06:13 PM (bkUtD)
Catholic High School Girls in Trouble is my fav movie
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 23, 2020 06:16 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 23, 2020 06:16 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: DB- just DB. Bada bing! at July 23, 2020 06:16 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 23, 2020 06:03 PM (G51Gf)
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That's horrible. I guess diversity is all well and good unless you actually have a diverse opinion from what the leaders think.
Posted by: bluebell at July 23, 2020 06:17 PM (nTxUt)
And not for nothing, if all these events are being cancelled, why aren't pro sports?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 23, 2020 06:17 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: ShainS at July 23, 2020
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It had arms and legs, didn't it? Not a worm.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 23, 2020 06:17 PM (rpbg1)
Oh boy
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Hopefully someone will address the legislation preventing blacks from saving and investing money.
Whatever it is, those laws need to be repealed.
Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 23, 2020 06:17 PM (Z8bDj)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 23, 2020 06:17 PM (2DOZq)
Bonus : Catholic Girls.
You know how they go.
Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2020 06:17 PM (L09rq)
Not a theory. Obama actively pursued that and fostered it daily.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 23, 2020 06:18 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Eeyore at July 23, 2020 06:18 PM (LMs+g)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 23, 2020 06:18 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: bluebell at July 23, 2020 06:01
LOL, same here this is the extent of my social presence on the net pretty much. If I got cancelled I'd have to deal w/ a ton of chores I've been putting off.
Speaking of cancelling anyone had random posts disappear? I posted 3 times on the ONT last night. When I went to catch up today the last post saying g'night was disappeared. WTF?
Posted by: Farmer at July 23, 2020 06:19 PM (5LFjM)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 23, 2020 06:13 PM (bkUtD)
yep, I busted my ass to send my boys through.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 23, 2020 06:19 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2020 05:55 PM (WZ5i4)
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I'm sorry, Mr. Hammer, but that's racist against worms and therefore you have been cancelled. Step over here please so we can stamp your forehead.
Posted by: bluebell in the Cancellation Dept at July 23, 2020 05:58 PM (nTxUt)
Thank the goddess that my forehead's already been stamped!
My recruiter told me a lie
He said, "Join the Airborne and learn how to fly!"
Something was stamped on my forehead
US PARATROOPER's what it said
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 23, 2020 06:19 PM (8C7+r)
Posted by: Alicia Vikander scissoring Lili Simmons at July 23, 2020 06:19 PM (SEgpK)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 23, 2020 06:13 PM (hYcqw)
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I see that all over the place and I find it extremely offensive.
Posted by: bluebell at July 23, 2020 06:19 PM (nTxUt)
Posted by: DB- just DB. Bada bing! at July 23, 2020 06:20 PM (iTXRQ)
Whatever it is, those laws need to be repealed.
Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 23, 2020 06:17 PM (Z8bDj)
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Posted by: rhennigantx at July 23, 2020 06:20 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Salami Nipple at July 23, 2020 06:20 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 23, 2020 06:20 PM (Z8bDj)
Posted by: Yo! at July 23, 2020 06:21 PM (ZWYpq)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at July 23, 2020 06:21 PM (cZjDV)
Posted by: DB's Mom at July 23, 2020 06:21 PM (r+sAi)
president had a convention anyway. We select... the only candidate!
The sitting president! I know you're all shocked!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2020 05:56 PM (KZzsI)
But . . . But . . . But . . . You monster! I'm ruined! I invested in Handmaiden's Tale costumes!! No one will buy them for the convention now!!!
Posted by: Kindltot at July 23, 2020 06:22 PM (WyVLE)
Posted by: DB- just DB. Bada bing! at July 23, 2020 06:20 PM (iTXRQ)
bragging or complaining
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 23, 2020 06:22 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 23, 2020 06:22 PM (2DOZq)
it's not huge but it expresses all the Correct Thoughts: blm, my body my choice, love is love, etc
I'm not surprised
Posted by: DB- just DB. Bada bing! at July 23, 2020 06:22 PM (iTXRQ)
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Posted by: rhennigantx at July 23, 2020 06:20 PM (JFO2v)
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The f*ck you talking about?
I can lease this C - class Benz for the same payment as I could own that stupid-ass Civic. Why the f*ck should I roll around town looking like I ain't rich?
Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 23, 2020 06:22 PM (Z8bDj)
the NYT is doing a series on how the worst thing wrong with the education system is white parents.
Those Property Tax Paying Bastards!
Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2020 06:08 PM (o0HXR)
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Saw that on Twitter and I didn't bother clicking on it, but I'd say it depends on what kind of white parents they're talking about. Because the woke liberals... yeah, they're the problem.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 23, 2020 06:22 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: DB- just DB. Bada bing! at July 23, 2020 06:23 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 23, 2020 06:23 PM (Z8bDj)
Posted by: Catholic Salami Nipple at July 23, 2020 06:23 PM (l3+k2)
The absolute worst are the "Hate Has No Home Here." You hate Trump sister, so shove that sign.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 23, 2020 06:23 PM (bkUtD)
You have no idea how glad I am to be missing out on all of the racial unconscious diversity sensitivity training I'd be subjected to.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 23, 2020 06:24 PM (WEBkv)
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Calls for "equity" will be the next big thing. It's the neo-Marxist term of art for overtly, explicitly racist policies against whites.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 23, 2020 06:24 PM (sWM8x)
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Two Samoan bitches calling you a n***** and trying to beat the crap outta you.
Fuck high school.
Posted by: SMH at July 23, 2020 06:25 PM (RU4sa)
You know how they go.
1st boob I ever touched = catholic schoolgirl
Posted by: DB- just DB. Bada bing! at July 23, 2020
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It's funny, but of the major relationships in my life, a majority have been with girls who were raised Catholic.
I wasn't, so it's even stranger.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 23, 2020 06:25 PM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 23, 2020 06:25 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 23, 2020 06:20 PM (Z8bDj)
like physically touched or thru a coat sweater shirt bra?
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 23, 2020 06:25 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2020 06:26 PM (6f16T)
Fuck high school.
Posted by: SMH at July 23, 2020 06:25 PM (RU4sa)
wait wut they are talking about high school??
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 23, 2020 06:26 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: morigu at July 23, 2020 06:26 PM (Eu98u)
You'd be a legend.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 23, 2020 06:27 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 23, 2020 06:23 PM (bkUtD)
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We just drove up to New England and saw a huge billboard with a black background that said "Hate Has No Home in Connecticut" as we entered Connecticut. I guess that covers everyone in the state except that "silence is betrayal" so i wonder if they are all required to have one in front of their home too. I hope they have a Diversity Enforcement Officer to make sure everyone complies loudly.
Posted by: bluebell at July 23, 2020 06:27 PM (nTxUt)
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So lawyers, mothers in law, high school football coaches, and dmv employees mostly. Got it.
Posted by: Simplemind at July 23, 2020 06:27 PM (yshFD)
Not True.
Posted by: DB's Mom at July 23, 2020 06:21 PM (r+sAi)
LMAO, that's why I keep coming back here.
Posted by: Farmer at July 23, 2020 06:28 PM (5LFjM)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 23, 2020 06:28 PM (FtO5h)
Posted by: morigu at July 23, 2020
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"I lie here warm, and I lie here dry,
And watch the worms slip by, slip by."
-- Dorothy Parker
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 23, 2020 06:28 PM (rpbg1)
Posted by: DB- just DB. Bada bing! at July 23, 2020 06:28 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Yo! at July 23, 2020 06:28 PM (ZWYpq)
Posted by: Alicia Vikander scissoring Lili Simmons at July 23, 2020 06:29 PM (SEgpK)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 23, 2020 06:29 PM (WyVLE)
Chris Murphy and Dick Blumenthal are two of the most angry Senators in America, but sure, put up a sign.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 23, 2020 06:29 PM (bkUtD)
Was the alien in Alien a worm? Discuss ...
Posted by: ShainS at July 23, 2020
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It had arms and legs, didn't it? Not a worm.
fine, fine. but was it a sandwich?
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at July 23, 2020 06:31 PM (sGtp+)
My garden has lots of worms in every shovel full.
Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2020 06:31 PM (6f16T)
All I can think is you voted for the fkin Emperor Wolf so why you bitching?
Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2020 06:34 PM (6f16T)
Posted by: An Observation at July 23, 2020 06:40 PM (yoSmH)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 23, 2020 05:53 PM (94WAg)
Also Sulla
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 23, 2020 05:55 PM (ifmtJ)
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Cremation would avoid that.
Posted by: Decaf at July 23, 2020 06:40 PM (4D+FL)
Posted by: c. elegans at July 23, 2020 07:05 PM (pYQR/)
Posted by: Jesse at July 23, 2020 07:06 PM (tPuMl)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at July 23, 2020 05:34 PM (Jx5Qs)
Only if you end up doing it pretty much all day on every thread. "Noodle" is the frequentative tense of "nood".
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 23, 2020 07:40 PM (H3MF8)
Posted by: ThatGuyWhoHasToSayIt at July 23, 2020 07:54 PM (JOV2V)
Posted by: joncelli, popping in at July 23, 2020 08:47 PM (1FhAQ)
Four legs = bad
Zero/worm legs = ???
2 + 2 = Constitutional limit per party on number of Presidential/VP candidates total (SCROTUS approval pending)
@NeverEatSlimyWorms = Biden-Abrams-Harris-Warren '20 campaign slogan & official hashtag/webzone
Posted by: Son of Prognostimacator at July 23, 2020 09:46 PM (XvTKg)
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