Studies: The Heaviest Social Media Users Are Addicted to Cruelty and Humiliation; Virtue Signalling Linked to Psychopathy

Study one: The heaviest users of social media are addicts.

Obviously.

But the new finding is that they're specifically addicted to hurting people.


The heaviest users of social media have personalities that enjoy angering and embarrassing others....

A fascinating study of 472 university students tracked their usage on two top platforms for 18-to-24-year olds: Snapchat (2.64 hours per day) and Facebook (2.28 hours per day). Researchers found that users displaying addictive behavior were also more likely to be motivated to be cruel and callous and to use others for personal gain.

"Our results demonstrate that individuals who have a greater preference for these types of rewards display greater problematic use of both platforms," write the researchers, who note that these traits are also associated with narcissism and psychopathy and have previously been correlated with addictive internet use. They write that social media sites unwittingly "cater to people who seek rewards from being cruel, such as through cyberbullying or various aggressive online behaviors."

Another study, cited by the placement/hiring website Ladders, seems to warn employers about online virtue signallers: Don't hire them, they're psychopaths doing what psychopaths do best, pretending to be Nice People in order to manipulate others and take advantage of them.

Someone please do a Wellness Check on champion virtue signaler Seth Mandel, stat!

If you've seen examples of virtue signaling, chances are that person could be a narcissist, psychopath, or a manipulator, according to a new study.

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A study by researchers from the University of British Columbia sought to figure out the "consequences and predictors of emitting signals of victimhood and virtue."
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Following the tests done in a series of studies, the authors said they showed how individuals with Dark Triad traits -- Machiavellianism, Narcissism, and Psychopathy -- were more frequently showing signs of virtue signaling.

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While virtue signaling does have benefits such as raising awareness toward certain causes or holding people accountable, the authors warned that it can be used as a "tactic for self-advancement and goal pursuit."

Oh, that's silly. Seth Mandel doesn't virtue signal on twitter all day to advance himself socially and in his career in liberal-leaning media. He's earnestly saying the politically-correct, leftwing-approved virtuous things about every single subject that exists!

It's just a complete coincidence that Seth Mandel happens to hold every position and every #HotTake that his future liberal editors and employers would want him to hold.

Speaking of the darkness of the internet and the psychopaths who find refuge and kinship there:

An editor of a biology journal made a silly joke about a lame worm being the most overrated thing in the world. Apparently this lame worm is the subject of many, many papers, and this editor is tired of reading about this stupid, insignificant worm.

So he made a joke.

Guess what happened next?

That's right, he was #Cancelled by the worm's defenders, who explicitly demanded he step down from his position as chief editor because, well, Racist Against Worms.


Posted by: Ace at 05:21 PM




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1 3gy54

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 23, 2020 05:21 PM (G51Gf)

2
Phew.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 23, 2020 05:21 PM (G51Gf)

3
What if I'm addicted to Fishdom (tm)?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 23, 2020 05:22 PM (G51Gf)

4 I suppose this explains a lot about the NeverTrump Twitter addicts.

Posted by: Surfperch at July 23, 2020 05:22 PM (tVQUs)

5 Well yeah, Social Media is poison

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 23, 2020 05:23 PM (ifmtJ)

6 10th

Posted by: CN at July 23, 2020 05:23 PM (ONvIw)

7 And Blonde Morticia takes it.

Meep

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 23, 2020 05:23 PM (ifmtJ)

8 I have never eaten the worm.

And yes, SJW virtue signalers are narcissists and psychos.

We have an epidemic.

Posted by: Czech Chick at July 23, 2020 05:24 PM (haWye)

9 >>>4 I suppose this explains a lot about the NeverTrump Twitter addicts.


yes.

Posted by: ace at July 23, 2020 05:24 PM (PbpT7)

10 an old joke

Masochist: Humiliate me.
Sadist: Later

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at July 23, 2020 05:24 PM (xptlg)

11 Next step, that biologist should tell all of his critics to go do what C. elegans does.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 23, 2020 05:24 PM (Kpl3J)

12 Rewiring the Human mind to create an army of Heydrichs.

All not of the Body must be purged.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2020 05:25 PM (IQtvd)

13 And, in fairness, worms are more likable than many Twitter users and all of Twitter's employees.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 23, 2020 05:25 PM (ifmtJ)

14 A fascinating study of 472 university students


Kind of skewing the sample, isn't it? Schools are turning kids into psychos on their own.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 23, 2020 05:26 PM (oVJmc)

15 Worm Lives Matter

Posted by: JackStraw at July 23, 2020 05:26 PM (ZLI7S)

16
That is really bad. It makes me want to go abuse some of those biology idiots.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 23, 2020 05:26 PM (G51Gf)

17 Male feminist? Virtue on the streets, rapist/ freak in the sheets.

Chrissy Teigen? Famously untalented interracial wife, but secretly way way WAY too sexually fascinated by children.

Ace, I think you are close to a Grand Unified Theory of Twitter Degeneracy. Just keep pushing on that door!

Posted by: trev006 at July 23, 2020 05:26 PM (A6Wna)

18 Oh and hey, since advocating destroying PROPERTY is totally ok, should be any problem with posting the location of Twitter's corporate offices and the address of their server farms, right fam?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 23, 2020 05:26 PM (ifmtJ)

19 *shouldn't be

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 23, 2020 05:26 PM (ifmtJ)

20 It's SCIENCE bitchez!!!!!
Oh and fake conservative cucks.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 23, 2020 05:26 PM (pw+jk)

21 What if I'm addicted to Fishdom (tm)?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 23, 2020


*
*

You can form a support group with Miss Linda, who is currently up to 40 virtual aquariums and God knows how many virtual fish.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 23, 2020 05:26 PM (rpbg1)

22 Well, how could there have ever been any other outcome when there are no winners, no losers, little Johnny and Suzie are super-awesome, and everyone gets a participation trophy?

Posted by: Old Dude at July 23, 2020 05:27 PM (LGXGf)

23 The Paolo, he agrees these people are addicted to humiliation and cruelty.

If they were not, the Paolo would be out of business

Posted by: Paolo - The at July 23, 2020 05:27 PM (WEBkv)

24 Nobody likes me
Everybody hates me
I'm going out in the garden to eat...


Hey! Hold on a second!


/a lame worm

Posted by: Muldoon at July 23, 2020 05:27 PM (Fc5rx)

25 Another study, cited by the placement/hiring website Ladders, seems to warn employers about online virtue signallers:


Again, don't the schools incentivize flagrant virtue signalling?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 23, 2020 05:27 PM (oVJmc)

26 Fishdom?

You want a trout to be your Master?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2020 05:27 PM (IQtvd)

27 While virtue signaling does have benefits such as raising awareness toward certain causes or holding people accountable

It does nothing of the sort.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 23, 2020 05:28 PM (EgshT)

28 They're butthurt because they're all working in worm labs.

Saccharomyces cerevisiae FTW.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at July 23, 2020 05:28 PM (nu45M)

29 I'm guessing there are some ex-wives known to the horde that were champion virtue signalers.

Posted by: Seattle Loveaboard Community at July 23, 2020 05:28 PM (zQLWK)

30 Trump just cancelled the convention.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 23, 2020 05:28 PM (ZLI7S)

31 I object to the use of the term "Machiavellian" in the study.

These virtue-signalling lefty azswipes are not worthy to part Machiavelli's regal and courtly garments and blow his magnificent Mandragola.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at July 23, 2020 05:28 PM (BRkq2)

32
Lots of tut-tutting and harumphs in that worm tweets' collage.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 23, 2020 05:28 PM (pNxlR)

33 I'm all for degeneracy but within tasteful limits.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 23, 2020 05:28 PM (LBamn)

34 Dr. Horsley needs the Catherine the Great treatment.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at July 23, 2020 05:28 PM (AmwBF)

35 RE: lame worm


Don't you need...um...like legs...to be lame?

Posted by: Muldoon at July 23, 2020 05:28 PM (Fc5rx)

36 And, in fairness, worms are more likable than many Twitter users and all of Twitter's employees.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 23, 2020 05:25 PM (ifmtJ)

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And have better personalities and better conservationists.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 23, 2020 05:28 PM (pw+jk)

37 San Juan, the Patron Saint of Fish

Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2020 05:28 PM (EZO7J)

38 Hey, I'm not heavy! I'm just big-boned.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at July 23, 2020 05:29 PM (I20SH)

39 The science is scuttled.

Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 23, 2020 05:29 PM (ENelr)

40 3gy54
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 23, 2020 05:21 PM (G51Gf)
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You do have a way with the keyboard.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 23, 2020 05:29 PM (WEBkv)

41 Trump's bailing out of a real convention.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 23, 2020 05:29 PM (gd9RK)

42 Keto friendly: A Diet of Worms

Posted by: Muldoon at July 23, 2020 05:29 PM (Fc5rx)

43 29 I'm guessing there are some ex-wives known to the horde that were champion virtue signalers.
Posted by: Seattle Loveaboard Community at July 23, 2020 05:28 PM (zQLWK)

Narcissist and manipulator definitely. With a side of gaslighting.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 23, 2020 05:29 PM (LBamn)

44 Did anyone of you nood us down below?

( damn that sounds dirty)

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 23, 2020 05:30 PM (2DOZq)

45 I still think it has to do with people getting away from person to person and going to faceless group think.

Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2020 05:30 PM (6f16T)

46 Twitter Clingers defend worms. Makes sense.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 23, 2020 05:30 PM (COzlW)

47 How about a Diet of Wurms?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2020 05:30 PM (IQtvd)

48 Kind of skewing the sample, isn't it? Schools are turning kids into psychos on their own.

Yeah, the researchers hit the psycho-jackpot there.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 23, 2020 05:30 PM (EgshT)

49 40 3gy54
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 23, 2020 05:21 PM (G51Gf)
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You do have a way with the keyboard.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 23, 2020 05:29 PM (WEBkv)

You ought to see her Discipline Biologists

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 23, 2020 05:30 PM (ifmtJ)

50 44 Did anyone of you nood us down below?

( damn that sounds dirty)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 23, 2020 05:30 PM (2DOZq)

*raises hand*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 23, 2020 05:30 PM (ifmtJ)

51 A Very Woke Musical Tribute to C. Elegans

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSIb4T5vu9E

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 23, 2020 05:31 PM (Kpl3J)

52 Ugh! Seriously. This is especially awful for children. They face horrible problems these days.

Posted by: Prime sistah at July 23, 2020 05:31 PM (tQL7r)

53 Hey virtue signalling is better than actually accomplishing anything of value.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 23, 2020 05:31 PM (pw+jk)

54 Dr Valerie Horsely could skip a few meals.

Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2020 05:31 PM (JJa61)

55 >
44 Did anyone of you nood us down below?

( damn that sounds dirty)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 23, 2020 05:30 PM (2DOZq)



You haven't been nooded down below until you do it on a boat, matey.

Posted by: Seattle Loveaboard Community at July 23, 2020 05:31 PM (zQLWK)

56 Trump just cancelled the convention.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 23, 2020 05:28 PM (ZLI7S)

I have to think about that. First impression is good move.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 23, 2020 05:31 PM (2DOZq)

57 Maybe a study on tapeworms?

Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2020 05:32 PM (JJa61)

58 8
I have never eaten the worm.



And yes, SJW virtue signalers are narcissists and psychos.





Posted by: Czech Chick at July 23, 2020 05:24 PM (haWye)

and cowards

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at July 23, 2020 05:32 PM (Jx5Qs)

59
Y'know, if Twitter is on the brink of a financial meltdown, now would be the perfect time for PDJT to pull the plug on his account there and migrate to someplace else.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 23, 2020 05:32 PM (pNxlR)

60 This sort of study is welcome, not because it breaks new ground, but because it confirms most peoples' gut instincts.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at July 23, 2020 05:32 PM (cZjDV)

61 Trump just announced he will not be doing the acceptance speech rally in Jacksonville. They are just going to stick with the NC portion of the convention and he will do his acceptance speech but it will be "in another form."

Posted by: Venus at July 23, 2020 05:32 PM (iYXhj)

62 That's right, he was #Cancelled by the worm's defenders, who explicitly demanded he step down from his position as chief editor because, well, Racist Against Worms.
==============================
Dennis Rodman hardest hit.

Posted by: mrp at July 23, 2020 05:32 PM (Pqytn)

63 Nobody puts Wiggle Worm in a corner.

Posted by: eleven at July 23, 2020 05:32 PM (XTyi0)

64
Trump just cancelled the convention.
Posted by: JackStraw

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At first I thought Oh fuck, then I thought So what? He's the nominee. He can make a speech on a stage somewhere, have Melania and Ivanka introduce him, it'll be beautiful, the most beautiful speeches ever, and we don't have to spend a lot of money on a convention, although we wish Florida could have had it, DeSantis is a wonderful governor, but we'll make up for it, okay?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 23, 2020 05:32 PM (G51Gf)

65 Maybe a study on tapeworms?

So David French?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2020 05:32 PM (IQtvd)

66 PSA

A whole bunch of Simon and Schuster kindle books are free right now (link goes to slickdeals list):

https://tinyurl.com/yyq3gx7r

Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 23, 2020 05:33 PM (ENelr)

67 56 Trump just cancelled the convention.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 23, 2020 05:28 PM (ZLI7S)

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Not the convention -- delegates are still meeting in NC as originally planned. He's just not doing the acceptance speech in Jacksonville.

Posted by: Venus at July 23, 2020 05:33 PM (iYXhj)

68 Wait, you mean an entity basing their entire success of their users on hierarchy protocol found in high school popularity contests isn't an enduring and maturing business plan?

Please subscribe to me....Please like me...Please call him a name, because he made me look bad....

Ladies and Gents...a vast swath of our present population are channeling the likeness of a prepubescent girl who has trouble making friends.

Posted by: Orson at July 23, 2020 05:33 PM (q6de0)

69 I think that unless there's huge voter fraud-which I'm sure the Democrats are working on-I think 2020 will be the year of the backlash. People are getting fired because they're joking about worms?! With all the Chinese Covid craziness and now the leftist loonies running amok some people are getting red pilled who had never seen anything like this before. And anyone with a fraction of a brain knows that Trump did not cause the left craziness after the killing of George Floyd.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2020 05:33 PM (oDRcK)

70 56 Trump just cancelled the convention.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 23, 2020 05:28 PM (ZLI7S)

I have to think about that. First impression is good move.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 23, 2020 05:31 PM (2DOZq)

first impression is no choice.

don't be surprised when Biden cancels all of his debate spots. This year is gonna be an election with no campaigns.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 23, 2020 05:33 PM (Kpl3J)

71 The only people upset about a political convention being cancelled are the hookers.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 23, 2020 05:33 PM (xPl2J)

72 Tater is the heaviest user of Twitter.

Posted by: goodluckduck at July 23, 2020 05:33 PM (K7Jo7)

73 Trump just cancelled the convention.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 23, 2020 05:28 PM (ZLI7S)

I have to think about that. First impression is good move.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 23, 2020 05:31 PM (2DOZq)

My guess is a lot of people bailed out and empty space would've looked bad on TV.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at July 23, 2020 05:33 PM (nu45M)

74 Is yelling "NOOD!" in a crowded thread illegal?

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at July 23, 2020 05:33 PM (Jx5Qs)

75 Y'know, if Twitter is on the brink of a financial meltdown, now would be the perfect time for PDJT to pull the plug on his account there and migrate to someplace else.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 23, 2020 05:32 PM (pNxlR)
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Eh, Bezos can just rummage around in his couch cushions and come up with the spare change to buy twitter.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 23, 2020 05:33 PM (WEBkv)

76 Rick Wilson hardest hit.

Posted by: Asshoes at July 23, 2020 05:33 PM (71Vc6)

77 individuals with Dark Triad traits -- Machiavellianism, Narcissism, and Psychopathy -- were more frequently showing signs of virtue signaling.

-
The hell you say!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 23, 2020 05:34 PM (+y/Ru)

78 The only people upset about a political convention being cancelled are the hookers.

So again David French

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2020 05:34 PM (IQtvd)

79 Looks like you can click the two company names at the top and go to the Amazon kindle listings for the books.

Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 23, 2020 05:34 PM (ENelr)

80 Is yelling NOOD called NOODLING? I ponder this stuff.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at July 23, 2020 05:34 PM (Jx5Qs)

81 A whole bunch of people need to masturbate more.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 23, 2020 05:34 PM (GbPPJ)

82
Tater is the heaviest user of Twitter.

Posted by: goodluckduck at July 23, 2020 05:33 PM (K7Jo7)

===
AHEMMMM

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at July 23, 2020 05:34 PM (pw+jk)

83

What about stiff worms, the kind that crawl up your pee hole when you're taking a leak in the field? Who's going to stand up for them! Who among us hasn't longed to feel the enobeling, the privilege of having a stiff worm up our peehole, wiggling its way into our bladder? Failure to acknowledge the magnificence nay even the existence of the stiff worm is Racist!

Posted by: Twitter at July 23, 2020 05:35 PM (fHEe7)

84 I can stop reading The Blog any time I want.

I mean, I only check in with the content in the morning.

. . .

And the afternoon and evening.

. . .

And in the late morning and early afternoon.

. . .

And . . .

(Channeling Steve Martin's hilarious bit regarding smoking pot)

Posted by: Sharkman at July 23, 2020 05:35 PM (1ZeCH)

85 Hey everybody, again.

As folks here know, I'm a bit of a wimp on the mask issue. I'll wear 'em when the businesses require it. But IMHO this is just rubbing salt in the faces of customers. If they're THIS rude about it, they don't deserve my business, or anyone's.

https://tinyurl.com/y2q9wp6c

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2020 05:35 PM (L2ZTs)

86 So again David French
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2020 05:34 PM (IQtvd)
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Does a Thai Lady-boy count as a hooker? If so, then, yes, French is definitely going to be upset.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 23, 2020 05:35 PM (WEBkv)

87 *waves to the Empress*

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2020 05:35 PM (IQtvd)

88 80 Is yelling NOOD called NOODLING? I ponder this stuff.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at July 23, 2020 05:34 PM (Jx5Qs)

That's when you use your dick to catch catfish.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 23, 2020 05:35 PM (LBamn)

89 That worm was on its way to fame and fortune but the whole thing turned out to be a fluke.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 23, 2020 05:35 PM (Fc5rx)

90 conventions have been nothing but a big high school prom for ugly political hacks for decades now. President can give a speech without a big dog and pony show for all the hangers on. I think they've mainly been a 4 year get together to coordinate the graft between regions.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 23, 2020 05:35 PM (Kpl3J)

91 >>Not the convention -- delegates are still meeting in NC as originally planned. He's just not doing the acceptance speech in Jacksonville.

Yea, I'm probably not going to tune in to watch a bunch of nobs arguing over the convention platform. Nobody does. The party is the buzz.

Probably won't make much difference in 2020. Nothing is normal.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 23, 2020 05:35 PM (ZLI7S)

92 don't be surprised when Biden cancels all of his debate spots. This year is gonna be an election with no campaigns.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 23, 2020 05:33 PM (Kpl3J)

Hopefully we'll still have Twitter to get the full story.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at July 23, 2020 05:35 PM (Jx5Qs)

93 The real debate should be:


Worms - Texas or Carolina Rig?

Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2020 05:35 PM (XXEnd)

94 A whole bunch of people need to masturbate more.

Just sayin'.



I'm doing my part.



(Ba-dum-bum)

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 23, 2020 05:35 PM (oVJmc)

95 Incidentally, speaking of psychopathy, reposted from late last thread.

Kids these days are so precocious!

https://bit.ly/2CGTJqp

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 23, 2020 05:36 PM (+y/Ru)

96 >the authors said they showed how individuals with Dark Triad traits -- Machiavellianism, Narcissism, and Psychopathy -- were more frequently showing signs of virtue signaling.

no, no, that's just people who push back on mask mandates, according to that terlit guy

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at July 23, 2020 05:36 PM (L106N)

97 AHEMMMM
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at July 23, 2020 05:34 PM (pw+jk)
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Just remember, if you get on the scales, and weigh less than a duck, we'll burn you as a witch.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 23, 2020 05:36 PM (WEBkv)

98 whole bunch of people need to masturbate more.

Just sayin'.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 23, 2020 05:34 PM (GbPPJ

Lot of mental masturbation going on.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 23, 2020 05:36 PM (2DOZq)

99 That's when you use your dick to catch catfish.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 23, 2020 05:35 PM (LBamn)

LOL> I'll let you show me how its done.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at July 23, 2020 05:36 PM (Jx5Qs)

100 >

That's when you use your dick to catch catfish.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 23, 2020 05:35 PM (LBamn)



Only when I'm after the really big ones.

Posted by: Seattle Loveaboard Community at July 23, 2020 05:36 PM (zQLWK)

101 I saw Dark Triad Traits open for Insane Clown Posse at Obama's Flaming Boner Inauguration Ball in 2009.

Posted by: ShainS at July 23, 2020 05:36 PM (OTcWB)

102 85 Hey everybody, again.

As folks here know, I'm a bit of a wimp on the mask issue. I'll wear 'em when the businesses require it. But IMHO this is just rubbing salt in the faces of customers. If they're THIS rude about it, they don't deserve my business, or anyone's.

https://tinyurl.com/y2q9wp6c
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2020 05:35 PM (L2ZTs)

yeah, that's obnoxious. I'm wearing one now because I work in a building where I have to use an elevator to get to the 11th floor, and I don't need the potential hassle from other people in the building whenever we happen to step on the elevator together.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 23, 2020 05:37 PM (Kpl3J)

103 Harness the Power of the Worm

Posted by: Walleye Fishermen at July 23, 2020 05:37 PM (XXEnd)

104 Shocking news from the world of science

Posted by: Shelgel at July 23, 2020 05:37 PM (ME/Ec)

105 I've thought social media was lame from the very beginning. I knew it wasn't cool before it wasn't cool. Time and experience have affirmed this. Social media is lame.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 23, 2020 05:37 PM (g5Xlv)

106 98
whole bunch of people need to masturbate more.



Just sayin'.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 23, 2020 05:34 PM (GbPPJ



Lot of mental masturbation going on.





Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 23, 2020 05:36 PM (2DOZq)

I thought that word was canceled because racist...and Masturbatin Petes statue torn down.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at July 23, 2020 05:37 PM (Jx5Qs)

107 Ya know, I'm addicted to the HQ.

Hmmmmm.....

Posted by: Emmie at July 23, 2020 05:38 PM (+ljgK)

108 Rick Wilson is now Twitterbating all about Trump cancelling the convention thinking it will help him get back in the good graces of the Leftist alligators.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2020 05:38 PM (IQtvd)

109 99 That's when you use your dick to catch catfish.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 23, 2020 05:35 PM (LBamn)

LOL> I'll let you show me how its done.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at July 23, 2020 05:36 PM (Jx5Qs)

Not a chance. Fag.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 23, 2020 05:38 PM (LBamn)

110 A whole bunch of people need to masturbate more.


That's a tall order.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at July 23, 2020 05:38 PM (EgshT)

111 They write that social media sites unwittingly "cater to people who seek rewards from being cruel, such as through cyberbullying or various aggressive online behaviors."

Nope, not unwittingly, they were intentionally designed with this and some other pathologies in mind.

Posted by: Innagaddadavida at July 23, 2020 05:38 PM (xIIrB)

112 And we better walk without rhythm

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2020 05:38 PM (IQtvd)

113 Nothing is normal.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 23, 2020 05:35 PM (ZLI7S)

Prophet

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 23, 2020 05:38 PM (ifmtJ)

114 71 The only people upset about a political convention being cancelled are the hookers.
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 23, 2020 05:33 PM (xPl2J)


& rioters.

Posted by: WeBoned! at July 23, 2020 05:38 PM (8k7U7)

115 NOOD.
NOODLING.
NOODNICK.
CANOODLING.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at July 23, 2020 05:39 PM (cZjDV)

116 The hookers are rioting?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 23, 2020 05:39 PM (LBamn)

117 This is the most incoherent Trump has ever been. He's reading words for the first time.

Why is he doing this?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 23, 2020 05:39 PM (gd9RK)

118 A whole bunch of people need to masturbate more.



*wakes up, looks around hopefully*

Posted by: Michael Moore at July 23, 2020 05:39 PM (oVJmc)

119 Ninety percent of the entire site consists of leftists trying to cancel people, NT whining about muh norms, and Antifa plans for upcoming riots. How is Twitter even still a thing?

I hate this word, but it's appropriate here. Twitter is toxic.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 23, 2020 05:39 PM (VWp7G)

120 Twitter, or social media more broadly, used to be fun and lots of jokes. Then the psychopaths and karens discovered it.

Come to think of it, there is no comedy anywhere else but here. Our public life has become as humorless as the old Soviet Union or China now.

Posted by: Decaf at July 23, 2020 05:39 PM (4D+FL)

121 Not a chance. Fag.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 23, 2020 05:38 PM (LBamn)

Well that turned in a hurry. lol....and deep too!

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at July 23, 2020 05:39 PM (Jx5Qs)

122 My family members are still not used to the fact that if they want us to know something, they have to tell us because their posts on Facebook never make it into our consciousness.

Posted by: Emmie at July 23, 2020 05:39 PM (+ljgK)

123 >>A fascinating study of 472 university students

>Kind of skewing the sample, isn't it? Schools are turning kids into psychos on their own.

Yeah, these studies are always done on uni students. Doesn't that raise any alarms in the minds of those who fucking love science sexually? No possible biases there from only using a very narrow population of potential subjects?

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at July 23, 2020 05:40 PM (L106N)

124 500 years ago people thought that rigor mortis and early decomp on cadavers meant the person was a vampire. We're actually dumber today than back then.

Posted by: UGAdawg at July 23, 2020 05:40 PM (tRd71)

125 The only people upset about a political convention being cancelled are the hookers.^^^
I assume you're referring to the presstitutes.

Posted by: Old Dude at July 23, 2020 05:40 PM (LGXGf)

126 The Unabomber was a college test subject.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2020 05:40 PM (IQtvd)

127 A whole bunch of people need to masturbate more.


===
I'm only getting 2 hours of sleep as of now.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 23, 2020 05:40 PM (pw+jk)

128 They're butthurt because they're all working in worm labs.

Saccharomyces cerevisiae FTW.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at July 23, 2020


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"The sweet fungus that lopes like a deer"?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 23, 2020 05:40 PM (rpbg1)

129 I hate this word, but it's appropriate here. Twitter is toxic.


Social media is.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 23, 2020 05:41 PM (oVJmc)

130 Huh. Two comments on this one.

First, the heavy social media users are spending nearly 5 hours per *day* on average on Facebook and Snapchat? How. When are they going to class or eating or dating? 5 hours is a *lot* of the day.

Second, I think the author might get this wrong:
They write that social media sites unwittingly "cater to people who seek rewards from being cruel, such as through cyberbullying or various aggressive online behaviors."

I am not so sure that it's unwitting. Facebook knew almost immediately that the "like" button caused a dopamine hit and was addictive. They didn't track or try to influence it, they sought to *enhance* it. On Twitter, they invented the "pull down to refresh" behavior for mobile devices, and saw the same thing - obsessive behavior that breeds addiction to check for new content, retweets, replies, etc. Like Facebook, they spent the next several iterations enhancing that feedback system to drive more of the same behavior. Whatever gets noticed and responses became the coin of the realm on those platforms. And if that isn't a way to drive baser instincts, I don't know what is. And they have spent years optimizing for exactly those desires, and thus driving the obvious behavior. They haven't been "unwitting" for an extremely long time.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 23, 2020 05:41 PM (hYcqw)

131 It makes sense to cancel the convention.
The rioters were going to outnumber the attendees and probably, the citizenry.
It'd be a security nightmare.
Joe isn't attending one, why should anyone else?
I think Trump is holding everything back until after the election.
If he wins, the law can take its course. If he loses he can bail out and let the SHTF from say, Slovenia.

Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at July 23, 2020 05:41 PM (d9Irc)

132 That's when you use your dick to catch catfish.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 23, 2020 05:35 PM (LBamn)

Does it count if you're with an Italian girl with a thin mustache like a catfish?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 23, 2020 05:41 PM (2DOZq)

133 >>>Twitter, or social media more broadly, used to be fun and lots of jokes. Then the psychopaths and karens discovered it.



It's like what Dennis Prager always says. "Everything the left touches, it ruins."

They're miserable people so they want everyone else miserable, too.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 23, 2020 05:41 PM (VWp7G)

134 And we better walk without rhythm
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2020 05:38 PM (IQtvd)

Hey, just like how I dance! Perfect!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wuhan Free Since Yesterday Afternoon at July 23, 2020 05:41 PM (xPJvm)

135 And, in fairness, worms are more likable than many Twitter users and all of Twitter's employees.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 23, 2020 05:25 PM (ifmtJ)

And that includes the caterpillars that have eaten my coleus plant overnight.

Posted by: Decaf at July 23, 2020 05:41 PM (4D+FL)

136 That's when you use your dick to catch catfish.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo



There is a young lady in Alabama who has great videos of her and her Daddy going catfish noodling, Hannah Barron:

https://youtu.be/NytvPgoN5tc

If I were 30 years younger i would move there and chase her to the ends of rhe Earth.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 23, 2020 05:42 PM (1ZeCH)

137 Damn i got pushups to do. ugh. 30 days.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at July 23, 2020 05:42 PM (Jx5Qs)

138 *waves to AP*

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 23, 2020 05:42 PM (GbPPJ)

139 Joe --

>>>First, the heavy social media users are spending nearly 5 hours per *day* on average on Facebook and Snapchat? How. When are they going to class or eating or dating? 5 hours is a *lot* of the day.

dude, i've been noticing forever that some people -- the Very Online, journalists, nevertrumper shut-ins --are literally always on Twitter. Always.

How do they do it?

Simple: They've stopped doing much real work. That's why so much of their work is now "covering twitter." They're turning their addiction into work product.

Posted by: ace at July 23, 2020 05:42 PM (PbpT7)

140 That's right, he was #Cancelled by the worm's defenders, who explicitly demanded he step down from his position as chief editor because, well, Racist Against Worms.
___________



"Pikers." -- California's Delta Smelt

Posted by: ShainS at July 23, 2020 05:42 PM (OTcWB)

141 >>>The hookers are rioting?

No, I saw them.

Posted by: Shane Vordelmicha Green at July 23, 2020 05:42 PM (2M/TV)

142 136 That's when you use your dick to catch catfish.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo



There is a young lady in Alabama who has great videos of her and her Daddy going catfish noodling, Hannah Barron:

https://youtu.be/NytvPgoN5tc

If I were 30 years younger i would move there and chase her to the ends of rhe Earth.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 23, 2020 05:42 PM (1ZeCH)

I should have married South instead of dating local girls

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 23, 2020 05:43 PM (ifmtJ)

143 "He was carrying around a 21-foot tapeworm along with his other responsibilities. It aged him."

-- Rooster Cogburn

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 23, 2020 05:43 PM (rpbg1)

144 If you Smelt is, you Dealt it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2020 05:43 PM (IQtvd)

145 My family members are still not used to the fact that if they want us to know something, they have to tell us because their posts on Facebook never make it into our consciousness.

Posted by: Emmie at July 23, 2020 05:39 PM (+ljgK)

-

Churches are becoming that way. Miss services for a couple of weeks and see if anyone calls.

"I was going to send you a facebook message!"
"Shame I'm not on facebook."

Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 23, 2020 05:43 PM (ENelr)

146 So in a sense, ace, you were rescued from Twitter by the lame-o that searched thru your postings and found a years old tweet that 'violated the current twitter norms'.

You refused to delete the tweet and provide a valid phone #, iirc. And so you were officially Gone.

And also we got you back from that dirty Whore that was taking up a big chunk of your days and keeping you from taunting us loyal Morons.

Was it Oliver Darcy? Lie to me if necessary, but tell me it was Darcy that rescued us from your tweeting.

Posted by: Mick Jagger at July 23, 2020 05:43 PM (Z4rgH)

147 I quit watching Fox long ago but turned it on today to watch the Trump Chinese virus show, and was forced to listen to a little of Juan Williams. The man is a dunce.heqq is not the only person who has made Fox unwatchable, but he is a factor.
Newsmax is so much better.

Posted by: Chillin the most at July 23, 2020 05:43 PM (lonOK)

148 Came in late, have not read the comments, but has anyone speculated about what that means for we who are addicted to AOS? I don't think very many of us are psychopaths (even though I call myself Ruthless, I am actually a mild mannered, polite, helpful fellow), but then it's probably the psychos who are the last to know. I do know that if you have a problem you should probably not go to see a psycho the rapist, er, psychotherapist because they are usually in that line of work because of their own tendencies.

Posted by: Ruthless at July 23, 2020 05:43 PM (/uaBM)

149 dude, i've been noticing forever that some people -- the Very Online, journalists, nevertrumper shut-ins --are literally always on Twitter. Always.

How do they do it?

Simple: They've stopped doing much real work. That's why so much of their work is now "covering twitter." They're turning their addiction into work product.
Posted by: ace at July 23, 2020 05:42 PM (PbpT7)
+++++++++++++
Sure, but at least they are hypothetically doing "research" or somesuch for their columns. These are college kids. Do they not have classes?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 23, 2020 05:44 PM (hYcqw)

150 That's when you use your dick to catch catfish.



Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo

====
Boy the water is cold.

And deep.


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 23, 2020 05:44 PM (pw+jk)

151 As for the revolt by and on behalf of the worms, the description hit to close to home for virtue signalers:

"They wiggle forward. They wiggle backwards. And occasionally they fuck themselves. That's it."

Posted by: Gilded Age II at July 23, 2020 05:44 PM (BRkq2)

152

Deep Fag is a DARPA project to use worms to impregnate your bung hole with The Vid...

Posted by: Twitter at July 23, 2020 05:44 PM (fHEe7)

153 re: the article. online virtue signaller are the most insufferable people on the planet. My wife gave up on Facebook because of the constant suburban wine mom VS crap on there was giving her an ulcer.

Posted by: UGAdawg at July 23, 2020 05:44 PM (tRd71)

154 Episode of Two and a Half Men where Jake is sitting on the couch with his little girlfriend and they are direct messengering each other.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 23, 2020 05:44 PM (2DOZq)

155 And we better walk without rhythm
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2020


*
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"Shai-hulud!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 23, 2020 05:44 PM (rpbg1)

156 Unkillable Mick Jagger sock off.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 23, 2020 05:45 PM (Z4rgH)

157 Worms.

Alrighty, then.

I got nuthin'

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 23, 2020 05:45 PM (ptqGC)

158 I don't get the connection between racism and worms. It's because worms are brown? I mean if you're talking about brown/black people and you're using the term "worm" which also can mean a person you feel loathing and pity and contempt for, isn't that insulting? But worms are-worms. They're not human beings. The biologist wasn't talking about people of color and real worms weren't offended by his comment / Geesh.

Yes; these folks are nuts.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2020 05:45 PM (oDRcK)

159 Getting a real job will cut down on your online presence.

Just look at me, before Wally World was hitting something like 1,200 to 1,800 posts a week here at AoS.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2020 05:45 PM (IQtvd)

160 I think most people on social media are lonely and/or bored

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2020 05:45 PM (KZzsI)

161 It's only racist if the worms are white.

Posted by: Ruthless at July 23, 2020 05:45 PM (/uaBM)

162 Ace is right about social media. And has been for al LONG time.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at July 23, 2020 05:45 PM (BRkq2)

163 >>>146 So in a sense, ace, you were rescued from Twitter by the lame-o that searched thru your postings and found a years old tweet that 'violated the current twitter norms'.

You refused to delete the tweet and provide a valid phone #, iirc. And so you were officially Gone.

...

yes. They did wind up doing me a favor. I had already more or less retired from Twitter, but they made it a 100% thing.

>>>And also we got you back from that dirty Whore that was taking up a big chunk of your days and keeping you from taunting us loyal Morons.

Yup. The thing is, yeah, I was wasting time on Twitter instead of TENDING TO MY WEBSITE/BUSINESS.

The Very Online people -- the "journalists" -- likewise spend fewer and fewer hours doing real work so they can devote more time to Twitter.

>>>Was it Oliver Darcy? Lie to me if necessary, but tell me it was Darcy that rescued us from your tweeting.
Posted by: Mick Jagger

I don't know who it was. I suspect it was that fat salami-nippled aging queen Tom Nichols.

Posted by: ace at July 23, 2020 05:46 PM (PbpT7)

164 The true pandemic.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at July 23, 2020 05:46 PM (BRkq2)

165 TWHOT

Posted by: Twitter at July 23, 2020 05:46 PM (fHEe7)

166 The worms crawl in and the worms crawl out
The ones that crawl in are lean and thin
The ones that crawl out are fat and stout
Your eyes fall in and your teeth fall out
Your brains come tumbling down your snout

Be merry, my friends, be merry.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 23, 2020 05:46 PM (gd9RK)

167 The worst of this is that children are using social media. Parents are allowing it or they do not know or don't know the extent.

Damage.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 23, 2020 05:46 PM (t4of4)

168 >>>I think most people on social media are lonely and/or bored



Yeah, probably both. I mean, find a hobby that isn't reading some garbage hot take about politics or what's a sandwich.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 23, 2020 05:46 PM (VWp7G)

169 My family members are still not used to the fact that if they want us to know something, they have to tell us because their posts on Facebook never make it into our consciousness.
Posted by: Emmie at July 23, 2020 05:39 PM (+ljgK)
++++++
If that happens, Facebook will try to manipulate your friends. It's weird and creepy. I have a Facebook account. I haven't logged into it for more than a decade. When I was in college (back when Facebook was college-only and limited to some schools - basically in beta), it immediately became the *only* way to learn about parties or events. I signed up for it for that reason, and never used it again after graduating.

A few years afterward, a friend of mine (a real one, a guy I actually know and talk to) sent me a screenshot of an E-Mail that Facebook sent him. He captioned it, "Facebook is worried about you, Joe."

The E-mail they sent him said, "It's been a while since anyone connected with Joe Mannix. Would you like to send him a message?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 23, 2020 05:47 PM (hYcqw)

170 Who dares slander overrated worms?

Posted by: Bill Maher at July 23, 2020 05:47 PM (gnTUZ)

171 Oh my gosh, when you were talking about a worm I thought you meant a lowlife lefty-type person but you were actually talking about a real worm. Some guy got cancelled by a friggin' worm.

Posted by: bluebell at July 23, 2020 05:47 PM (nTxUt)

172 What's this segment about worms, now?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 23, 2020 05:47 PM (rpbg1)

173 I am sickened by this obvious exercise of non-worm spinal privilege and want to speak to his manager!


Also his mask is non-compliant. I have called 911.

Posted by: Karen at July 23, 2020 05:47 PM (4rEnM)

174 I still think it has to do with people getting away from person to person and going to faceless group think.
Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2020 05:30 PM (6f16T)

-----------------

Why not when glory hole sex seems to have Dr Fauci's approval?

Posted by: Decaf at July 23, 2020 05:47 PM (4D+FL)

175 what about shitposters who just put up things i find funny?

if it makes people laugh, great.

if not, tough shit.

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 23, 2020 05:47 PM (8D42x)

176 Nextdoor is entertaining. Now the pro-mask people and no mask people are getting jiggy. One guy told an elderly woman yesterday he hopes she gets the 'Rona.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 23, 2020 05:47 PM (ptqGC)

177 164 The true pandemic.
Posted by: Gilded Age II at July 23, 2020 05:46 PM (BRkq2)

Make these beotches wear blindfolds when they are online. For the health and safety of all.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at July 23, 2020 05:47 PM (BRkq2)

178 >>>Yeah, probably both. I mean, find a hobby that isn't reading some garbage hot take about politics or what's a sandwich.


the saddest thing ever was when the shut-ins realized they could Tweet about whatever Television Show they were watching, and could then be lonely, sad shut-ins in a Group Atmosphere.

Posted by: ace at July 23, 2020 05:48 PM (PbpT7)

179 Oh dear. Now the lame worms are going to torch all the biology labs in blue cities.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2020 05:48 PM (oDRcK)

180 Social media ain't social and it ain't media.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 23, 2020 05:48 PM (jpHuL)

181 Oh, wait, it's not the worms that are racists? Hmm, it's the people who are writing about the worms? Using black ink, no doubt. Racism right there, man. Off to the recycling camp with you. Bars of soap are in your future.

Posted by: Ruthless at July 23, 2020 05:48 PM (/uaBM)

182 You wouldn't speak that way about a Dune worm.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 23, 2020 05:48 PM (2DOZq)

183 If he wins, the law can take its course. If he loses he can bail out and let the SHTF from say, Slovenia.

Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at July 23, 2020 05:41 PM (d9Irc)

_____________



Slovenian Woman, stay away from me ...
Slovenian Woman, mama let me be.

Posted by: ShainS at July 23, 2020 05:48 PM (OTcWB)

184 There is a whole lotta' room for graft treating "victims" of social media. I'm setting up shop now. Appointments will be via Zoom and only with a credit card.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 23, 2020 05:48 PM (3H9h1)

185 Pity the forgotten shrimp on the treadmill.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 23, 2020 05:48 PM (ptqGC)

186 Trump just cancelled the convention.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 23, 2020 05:28 PM (ZLI7S)
~~~~~

Guess he had no choice since the MSM considers FLorida a leper colony now.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 23, 2020 05:49 PM (sGotD)

187 what about shitposters who just put up things i find funny?

if it makes people laugh, great.

if not, tough shit.
Posted by: SturmToddler at July 23, 2020


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I read too fast. I thought that was "shipholsters."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 23, 2020 05:49 PM (rpbg1)

188 I wish my brain worked faster when I need a response. A proudly lefty relative posted one of her "opinions" on Facebook and then, according to her, someone got really nasty in response. She was fishing for a little sympathy.

Now, I am sorry that happened to her, but I am curious about what she wrote. Because I know she holds views that, if implemented, would result in pretty ugly things happening to decent people. (She doesn't know this because she is not capable of seeing where leftism leads.) A person could reasonably take offense at one of her "opinions" (even though she means no harm) and might respond according to the very real threat of her leftist beliefs.

Posted by: Emmie at July 23, 2020 05:49 PM (+ljgK)

189 Pity the forgotten shrimp on the treadmill.

Just don't insult them. There might be a shrimp uprising.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2020 05:49 PM (oDRcK)

190 the anonymity of social media makes people brave


it's easy to be cruel and insulting to people from the safety of your home

and that attracts a special kind of asshoe

Posted by: DB- just DB. Bada bing! at July 23, 2020 05:50 PM (iTXRQ)

191 As always, if you want the real scoop on social media, look at what the people who run it do. Most Facebook and Twitter executives:
* Have people they have hired to manage their social media presence, because they find it too distracting and some of the risks involved (personal and professional) are high. Most of them rarely interact with their own profiles.
* Do not allow their children to use the services.

So if the people who are running these businesses essentially ring-fence it away from themselves and don't let their kids use it, why the hell should you? And why do they keep offering incentives to kids to use it?

Because they know that it is dangerous and addictive and they don't care. And these same people don't allow tobacco advertising.

Hypocritical weasels.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 23, 2020 05:50 PM (hYcqw)

192 I am grateful to have been born in this Country instead of some shithole like Somalia. I'm also glad to be old as dirt at this point.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2020 05:50 PM (Yrc5f)

193 Twitter is a Blessing of Liberty (TM), and a chance to make love to the minds of my fellow men.

Posted by: The Fiercely Heterosexual David French at July 23, 2020 05:50 PM (PbpT7)

194 " I suspect it was that fat salami-nippled aging queen Tom Nichols. "
Posted by: ace at July 23, 2020 05:46 PM (PbpT7)

*golf clap*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 23, 2020 05:50 PM (ifmtJ)

195 How about a Diet of Wurms?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2020 05:30 PM (IQtvd)

My daughter, who was a teenager then, thought it was hilarious wheN we visited Worms in Germany in 1991.

Posted by: Decaf at July 23, 2020 05:50 PM (4D+FL)

196 I think he would have been better off having the convention. Oh well. If he wins, it won't have mattered. Basically I want the country to have some backbone and start acting normal again.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 23, 2020 05:50 PM (r+sAi)

197 I quit all social media accounts last month after using it for 10 odd years.

I feel lonely but more mentally well off as a result.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Taking a Two Week Vacation at July 23, 2020 05:50 PM (+dsLj)

198 179 Oh dear. Now the lame worms are going to torch all the biology labs in blue cities.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2020 05:48 PM (oDRcK)


Lol!

Posted by: Emmie at July 23, 2020 05:51 PM (+ljgK)

199 Did anyone interview the Arrogant Worms about this study?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2020 05:51 PM (IQtvd)

200 Reviewing our new revenue testing models it seems we found that twitter can deliver the most social gratification and make the most money by short-circuiting the connection in this exact value chain!

Specifically, if charge psychopaths for the right to hurt other deranged people, and charge the victims for the right to be hurt, we can really deliver some great value to our customers! Special chat rooms are available at an extra fee, for those who want to organize a mob attack on other customers. Off-platform irl attacks are also acceptable if the attacking customer is a blue-check mark, verified client.

Special group rates available for NYT, CNN, WaPo and other MSM propaganda platforms.

Posted by: Jack@Twitter at July 23, 2020 05:51 PM (NVYyb)

201 >>>190 the anonymity of social media makes people brave


it's easy to be cruel and insulting to people from the safety of your home

and that attracts a special kind of asshoe


Hello!

Posted by: ace but also Squiggy from Laverne & Shirley at July 23, 2020 05:51 PM (PbpT7)

202 179
Oh dear. Now the lame worms are going to torch all the biology labs in blue cities.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2020 05:48 PM (oDRcK)

___________


"First, somebody free all the lame ducks in those labs being used to make duck tape!" -- Future President Donkey-Chompers

Posted by: ShainS at July 23, 2020 05:51 PM (OTcWB)

203 Why don't the cancelling cancellers ever get told to get fucked.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 23, 2020 05:51 PM (94WAg)

204 That last item is what I find most alarming about our twitter world. If you work for a company, and someone on twitter doesn't like you, your company will absolutely throw you to the wolves in a heartbeat. NONE of them will have your back.

They're terrified of twitter.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 23, 2020 05:51 PM (l9m7l)

205

r/science is doing science on how dumb Trumpers are. MUH DRUMPFER.

https://tinyurl.com/y5rr7w4a

They aren't getting into what demo is the Democrats core support group and how smart they are, or how smart it is to squash 100,000 people together in a city when a pandemic is going on, or is it not a pandemic.

Can't go there. NOPE.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at July 23, 2020 05:51 PM (lg/F7)

206 You wouldn't speak that way about a Dune worm.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 23, 2020


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And "great worm" used to be a term to refer to dragons. You wouldn't want to get one of them upset with you.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 23, 2020 05:52 PM (rpbg1)

207 I don't know who it was. I suspect it was that fat salami-nippled aging queen Tom Nichols.



Posted by: ace at July 23, 2020 05:46 PM (PbpT7)

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That is poetry. Poetry.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 23, 2020 05:52 PM (pw+jk)

208 Never get worm fetishists angry. They really love worms. I mean REALLY loves worms.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 23, 2020 05:52 PM (6ribD)

209 I must say that the catfish noodling gal was a real peach. Lordy.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 23, 2020 05:53 PM (EgshT)

210 So it appears we now know why the Chinese Flu Op moved to to southern states, The Republican Convention has been cancelled.


This is bullshit.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 23, 2020 05:53 PM (ZUO8A)

211 I must say that the catfish noodling gal was a real peach. Lordy.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 23, 2020 05:53 PM (EgshT)
+++++++++++++
I reckon her dad has ulcers.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 23, 2020 05:53 PM (hYcqw)

212 Those weren't worm worms but Wyrms.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2020 05:53 PM (IQtvd)

213 The Very Online people -- the "journalists" -- likewise spend fewer and fewer hours doing real work so they can devote more time to Twitter.

They get their news and info from twitter too, its partly why they keep being hysterically, stupidly wrong. The Very Important People like congressmen and journalists, judges etc are using Twitter as their info pipeline.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2020 05:53 PM (KZzsI)

214 Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat ... er ... something that isn't worms.

Posted by: Ruthless at July 23, 2020 05:53 PM (/uaBM)

215 Blasphemous King Herod was eaten by worms.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 23, 2020 05:53 PM (94WAg)

216 I am literally the only person in my company not on LinkedIn, not on Facebook ,does not have an instagram account etc etc.


Posted by: Huck Follywood, protester at July 23, 2020 05:53 PM (NVYyb)

217 So it appears we now know why the Chinese Flu Op moved to to southern states, The Republican Convention has been cancelled.



Good. Think of the millions of lives that will be saved.

Posted by: Karen at July 23, 2020 05:54 PM (4rEnM)

218 196
I think he would have been better off having the convention. Oh well. If
he wins, it won't have mattered. Basically I want the country to have
some backbone and start acting normal again.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 23, 2020 05:50 PM (r+sAi)
________

Exactly my sentiments as well, Guy.

Posted by: ShainS at July 23, 2020 05:54 PM (OTcWB)

219 Can blue cities take this until November? Will the likes of Antifa and BLM be able to keep it up until then?

Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2020 05:54 PM (6f16T)

220 Nextdoor is entertaining. Now the pro-mask people and no mask people are getting jiggy. One guy told an elderly woman yesterday he hopes she gets the 'Rona.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 23, 2020 05:47 PM (ptqGC)



Karma will visit the masked fools.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 23, 2020 05:54 PM (t4of4)

221 >Hello!
Posted by: ace but also Squiggy from Laverne & Shirley at July 23, 2020 05:51 PM (PbpT7)



c'mon, you know what I mean!

Posted by: DB- just DB. Bada bing! at July 23, 2020 05:54 PM (iTXRQ)

222 >>>the saddest thing ever was when the shut-ins realized they could Tweet about whatever Television Show they were watching, and could then be lonely, sad shut-ins in a Group Atmosphere.


Literally the worst thing for them. They're wasting their lives instead of going outside.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 23, 2020 05:54 PM (VWp7G)

223 Hi Ya, Ruthless. Hope you are well.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2020 05:54 PM (Yrc5f)

224 "Worms, Roxanne. Worms!"

Posted by: Mr. Barky at July 23, 2020 05:55 PM (hKi6n)

225 I am literally the only person in my company not on LinkedIn, not on Facebook ,does not have an instagram account etc etc.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, protester at July 23, 2020 05:53 PM (NVYyb)
+++++++++++++
I am not looking forward to it when I need to find work again. I don't use social media. When that part of the interview or application comes up, I don't know if it will be detrimental or preferable that I don't have them. I suspect "detrimental."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 23, 2020 05:55 PM (hYcqw)

226 >The Republican Convention has been cancelled.



what's this now?

Posted by: DB- just DB. Bada bing! at July 23, 2020 05:55 PM (iTXRQ)

227 I've never been on Facebook. *buffs nails*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 23, 2020 05:55 PM (ptqGC)

228 215 Blasphemous King Herod was eaten by worms.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 23, 2020 05:53 PM (94WAg)

Also Sulla

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 23, 2020 05:55 PM (ifmtJ)

229 Trump said he will be throwing out the first pitch.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 23, 2020 05:55 PM (wiXsO)

230 Now, if he had insulted the Snail darter, or the Spotted Owl, well, I might have become self-righteous about it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2020 05:55 PM (WZ5i4)

231 *looks in the Atlantic and Gulf*

TS Gonzalo seems to be on track to hit the Lesser Antilles.

TD Eight is lurking due south of New Orleans.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2020 05:56 PM (IQtvd)

232 It never made sense to me why the incumbent president had a convention anyway. We select... the only candidate! The sitting president! I know you're all shocked!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2020 05:56 PM (KZzsI)

233 Don't touch that turkey! It's got 3 hours to cook; you'll get worms!

Posted by: Archer at July 23, 2020 05:56 PM (gmo/4)

234 Wow, nearly 5 hours a day on those 2?

Posted by: RoyalOil at July 23, 2020 05:56 PM (aO8Gd)

235 If anyone cares Texas Congressman Louis Gohmert introduced a resolution to ban any political that has ever been supportive of slavery -- to include the Democratic Party.

"As outlined in the resolution, a great portion of the Democratic Party is filled with racism and hatred. Since people are demanding we rid ourselves of the entities, symbols, and reminders of repungnant aspects of our past, then the time has come for Democrats to acknolwedge their party's loathsome and bigoted past, and consider changing their party name to something that isn't so blatant and offensively tied to slavery, Jim Crow, discrimination, and the Ku Klux Klan' he said in a statement.

https://tinyurl.com/y62z77zm

Posted by: Nevyan at July 23, 2020 05:57 PM (a7HML)

236 Those weren't worm worms but Wyrms.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2020


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Oh, like wymyn?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 23, 2020 05:57 PM (rpbg1)

237 With all of these boat rallies, Trump could have it out on the water.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 23, 2020 05:57 PM (t4of4)

238 I realized I've been spending more time on my phone then engaging with my wife and kids. I had a good morning putting down the phone and really listening to the people in my household.

Posted by: Max Power at July 23, 2020 05:57 PM (q177U)

239 Hi Ben Had. I am doing just fine for someone who is 29 plus 50. Still hoping to get to TxMoMe again, but looking less likely as I have started a new business that is starting to take off. Working seven days 365 is not conducive to having fun in TX. *sad face*

Posted by: Ruthless at July 23, 2020 05:57 PM (/uaBM)

240 r/science is doing science on how dumb Trumpers are. MUH DRUMPFER.

https://tinyurl.com/y5rr7w4a

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at July 23, 2020 05:51 PM (lg/F7)


Uh, they say Trump supporters are less able to discern between real news and fake news. The mask-wearers I know believe everything the LSM tells them, even when it is not self-consistent or otherwise obviously wrong. Like when they believe people are dropping like flies from the virus and yet they do not personally know a single person who has had it.

Posted by: Emmie at July 23, 2020 05:57 PM (+ljgK)

241 Now, if he had insulted the Snail darter, or the Spotted Owl, well, I might have become self-righteous about it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2020 05:55 PM (WZ5i4)
---------

I'm sorry, Mr. Hammer, but that's racist against worms and therefore you have been cancelled. Step over here please so we can stamp your forehead.

Posted by: bluebell in the Cancellation Dept at July 23, 2020 05:58 PM (nTxUt)

242 232 It never made sense to me why the incumbent president had a convention anyway. We select... the only candidate! The sitting president! I know you're all shocked!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2020 05:56 PM (KZzsI)


It's marketing.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 23, 2020 05:58 PM (3OZYh)

243 TD Eight is lurking due south of New Orleans.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 202


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Urk. I'd better go check the weather forecast.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 23, 2020 05:58 PM (rpbg1)

244 It never made sense to me why the incumbent president had a convention
anyway. We select... the only candidate! The sitting president! I
know you're all shocked!



It's an excuse for The Party to party.


And get caught in all sorts of compromising situations so they can be blackmailed later.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at July 23, 2020 05:58 PM (SchxB)

245 229 Trump said he will be throwing out the first pitch.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 23, 2020 05:55 PM (wiXsO)
------------------------
When? Where?
I thought Dr. Lysenko Fauci was doing that tonight. (?)

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 23, 2020 05:58 PM (M/9m0)

246 Trump will be throwing out the first pitch August 15. No mincing ponce in mom jeans this time.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 23, 2020 05:58 PM (ptqGC)

247 I wonder if Tremors is on Netflix.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 23, 2020 05:58 PM (94WAg)

248 This is the most incoherent Trump has ever been. He's reading words for the first time.

Why is he doing this?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 23, 2020 05:39 PM (gd9RK)

-----------------

Some idiot in his campaign must have convinced him that this will bring in more voters to his side. They are wrong and the next polls will tell them that.

I mean the in-house polls, not the gaslight ones touted by the media.

Posted by: Decaf at July 23, 2020 05:59 PM (4D+FL)

249 I really like Louie Gohmert.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2020 05:59 PM (Yrc5f)

250
Trump said he will be throwing out the first pitch.
Posted by: redridinghood


Will the ball have a mask on it?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 23, 2020 05:59 PM (aKsyK)

251 The wife has a diversity zoom call going on


People are fucked in the heads

Posted by: Yo! at July 23, 2020 05:59 PM (ZWYpq)

252 Does he hate Germany or something? Xenophobia?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2020 05:59 PM (WZ5i4)

253 You can see it on ___ur which used to be a humorous escape but, shocker, has become nothing but a Trump hatefest in the last year. They downvote anything remotely sane, including comments that's disagree with them and those comments show up under a link that says "show bad replies". Not unpopular replies but Bad replies.

Anyway you see it all the time on there. They are vicious and nasty people that hang out there, and their response to any response to their initial insults and lies is just pure bile.

When someone refutes a lie, they just say stuff like "well if you don't like it, then go away, snowflake". You can tell they enjoy the power. It's really weird. They're like children but you can't tell their age at all. I feel like most are in their 30's.

Posted by: ... at July 23, 2020 05:59 PM (uEbPt)

254 W40 or when they say "don't wear masks; they don't help" and then "wear a mask at all times and don't go outside". The anti-Trumpers try to follow the ever-changing directions because, science!

Posted by: Emmie at July 23, 2020 06:00 PM (+ljgK)

255 I love that dance Tropical Depression #8.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 23, 2020 06:00 PM (JFO2v)

256 Twitter is now only for those having vapors. It's been seized by everyone's maiden aunt.

Posted by: Decaf at July 23, 2020 06:00 PM (4D+FL)

257 Some dude talking about lynching


When was the last one of those the 1940s?

Posted by: Yo! at July 23, 2020 06:00 PM (ZWYpq)

258 You guys are my only social media. If you cancel me I'll actually have to do some housework. Please don't do that. Everyone in my family would keel over from shock and then there would be even more housework.

Posted by: bluebell at July 23, 2020 06:01 PM (nTxUt)

259 I have a best friend who is a trump supporter but thinks masks should be mandated and that I am a doodie head for thinking they should be optional. He has a wife in a high risk category due to a compromised immune system so he worries she could get infected.

I told him to stop being a fucking pansie soyfested ass shitheel, he told me to stop being a ted bundy wannabe who gets off on seeing the virus killing loved ones. Then we have a beer afterwards.

But it tells me that even amongst trump supporters we are not really a united front on this.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Taking a Two Week Vacation at July 23, 2020 06:01 PM (+dsLj)

260 Today the conventions are just for propaganda.
The GOP had better figure out something to do, something with speeches the MSM has to cover.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 23, 2020 06:01 PM (M/9m0)

261 This falls in line with the earlier study that showed that online Trolls were also psychopaths.

Posted by: An Observation at July 23, 2020 06:01 PM (yoSmH)

262 42 Keto friendly: A Diet of Worms
Posted by: Muldoon

my dad used to laugh at people who said Jack in the Box tacos used worm meat. worms cost about $30 a lb.

Posted by: x at July 23, 2020 06:01 PM (nFwvY)

263 Twitter always has been the bathroom wall of the internet, even more so than Reddit. Its just where everyone anonymously scrawls crazy stupid stuff with occasionally something interesting or useful.

The way people unburden themselves about the most humiliating and secret things to total strangers on social media now is simply baffling.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2020 06:01 PM (KZzsI)

264 What? Trump said he's throwing out the fist protestor?

Posted by: Archer at July 23, 2020 06:01 PM (gmo/4)

265 a diversity zoom call

Bet that's a side-splittin', knee-slappin' good time.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 23, 2020 06:01 PM (EgshT)

266 Dr. Valerie Horsley as big as a fucking horse. Of course, another c*nt tormenting people.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 23, 2020 06:02 PM (iydjf)

267 TD Eight is lurking due south of New Orleans.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 202

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It doesn't look too bad -- rain, low chance of flooding, and the depression seems to be headed WNW.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 23, 2020 06:02 PM (rpbg1)

268 In related news, "Giant predatory worms are invading France"

https://tinyurl.com/y37kn4ov

And we thought otters were a problem...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2020 06:02 PM (pK7cg)

269 Of all the lunatic antics, gaslighting, and lies the Democrats have done this year, the "Trump isn't doing enough and we're all going to die" tack is the one that is taking hold the most effectively. So I think he's trying to combat that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2020 06:03 PM (KZzsI)

270 bluebell I'm with you, this is it for me.

Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2020 06:03 PM (6f16T)

271
The wife has a diversity zoom call going on


People are fucked in the heads

Posted by: Yo!

========

That's exactly where it all started for the lurkette I've been touting. Zoom meeting on diversity and it all went downhill from there and she lost her teaching job.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 23, 2020 06:03 PM (G51Gf)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 23, 2020 06:03 PM (rpbg1)

273 Think I'll watch "SQUIRM" tonight.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wuhan Free Since Yesterday Afternoon at July 23, 2020 06:04 PM (xPJvm)

274 Diversity zoom call = bitching about white people


Posted by: Yo! at July 23, 2020 06:04 PM (ZWYpq)

275 DB,

I was just being self-deprecating. I didn't take any offense.

Posted by: ace but also Squiggy from Laverne & Shirley at July 23, 2020 06:04 PM (PbpT7)

276 In related news, "Giant predatory worms are invading France"

https://tinyurl.com/y37kn4ov

And we thought otters were a problem...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2020


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Wait until the worms hook up with the murder hornets!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 23, 2020 06:04 PM (rpbg1)

277 Posted by: Nevyan at July 23, 2020 05:57 PM (a7HML)

That's awesome. I was hoping someone would do it.

Posted by: ... at July 23, 2020 06:04 PM (uEbPt)

278 >>>You guys are my only social media. If you cancel me I'll actually have to do some housework. Please don't do that. Everyone in my family would keel over from shock and then there would be even more housework.



Well we can't have that. We're Morons!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 23, 2020 06:05 PM (bkUtD)

279 258 You guys are my only social media. If you cancel me I'll actually have to do some housework. Please don't do that. Everyone in my family would keel over from shock and then there would be even more housework.
Posted by: bluebell at July 23, 2020 06:01 PM (nTxUt)

blue

about 36 years ago my mom told me if I wanted clean drawers then learn to do laundry. So I could laundry in college.

I now wear drawers for less than once a month.

Tell them to take care of their own shit!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 23, 2020 06:05 PM (JFO2v)

280 Does the HQ count as social media?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Darth Randall at July 23, 2020 06:05 PM (iWCRg)

281 I wonder if Tremors is on Netflix.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker
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Best worm movie. Better than Dune.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2020 06:05 PM (pK7cg)

282 Fire worm! Vikings.

Posted by: Archer at July 23, 2020 06:05 PM (gmo/4)

283 I think giant, voracious sandworms would be the perfect ending to 2020

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 23, 2020 06:05 PM (94WAg)

284 Does the HQ count as social media?

Kind of, yeah. Its more old style chat but its social and on media.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2020 06:05 PM (KZzsI)

285 I'm tired of talking about masks.



Can we just have a thread where everyone has to do things that I like and obey me?

Posted by: Karen at July 23, 2020 06:06 PM (4rEnM)

286 >>>Dr. Valerie Horsley as big as a fucking horse.



Can't be larger than PA's Health Tranny.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 23, 2020 06:06 PM (bkUtD)

287 And speaking of pychopaths, the NYT is doing a series on how the worst thing wrong with the education system is white parents. Who could've seen that coming?

https://bit.ly/3fWmbD8

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 23, 2020 06:06 PM (+y/Ru)

288 Those weren't worm worms but Wyrms.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2020

Worrrrrrrrm power!

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 23, 2020 06:06 PM (COzlW)

289 Reading the study, it looks like heavy social media use causes psychological and emotional health problems on par with schedule I drugs. Interesting how it remains unregulated. Interesting how most anti-family and toxic public health policies, goods, and services have this in common unless the State or multinational corporations, but I repeat myself, can make a profit off all sides from the problem-reaction-solution anti-human paradigm.

Posted by: Alicia Vikander scissoring Lili Simmons at July 23, 2020 06:06 PM (SEgpK)

290 the NYT is doing a series on how the worst thing wrong with the education system is white parents.

Well sending all their kids to public schools and feeding the lunacy isn't exactly the best move by the majority parents in America.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2020 06:07 PM (KZzsI)

291 268 In related news, "Giant predatory worms are invading France"

https://tinyurl.com/y37kn4ov

And we thought otters were a problem...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2020 06:02 PM (pK7cg)

Will the Horde Member with "Giant Predatory Worms Invading France" on their 2020 Bingo card please see Marge or Father O'Brien in the back of the cafeteria to pick up your winnings...

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at July 23, 2020 06:07 PM (8/7u2)

292 260. Trumps entire campaign brand is his fiery speeches. I love them. But the rallies will be dampened by the terrible governors and mayors, and not the convention speech. Just stinks.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 23, 2020 06:07 PM (svbBD)

293 Prometheus was really a worm.

Posted by: That guy who always says... at July 23, 2020 06:07 PM (EgshT)

294 273 Think I'll watch "SQUIRM" tonight.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wuhan Free Since Yesterday Afternoon at July 23, 2020 06:04 PM (xPJvm)

This is just good thinking, right here

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 23, 2020 06:07 PM (ifmtJ)

295 Saw this study earlier but did not have my shocked face ready. Still Don't

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at July 23, 2020 06:07 PM (DF5JN)

296 There's a giant predatory worm in my pants.

Posted by: f'd at July 23, 2020 06:08 PM (Tnijr)

297 I'm trying to devise a pun on the word "annelid," but it's been too long since high school biology class.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 23, 2020 06:08 PM (rpbg1)

298 >> the NYT is doing a series on how the worst thing wrong with the education system is white parents.


Those Property Tax Paying Bastards!

Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2020 06:08 PM (o0HXR)

299 #232 & 242: The convention is the big rah-rah event for the party. It is like a reward for all the hard work the delegates (volunteers) do for three years and to get them fired up. People network there, plan subsidiary campaigns, and so on. It isn't focused on just that one election. I have been to state conventions and that is what happens there.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at July 23, 2020 06:08 PM (cZjDV)

300 "Giant Predatory Worms Invading France"

I'm standing right here.

Posted by: Murder Hornets at July 23, 2020 06:08 PM (4rEnM)

301 Inchworm, inchworm
Measuring the marigolds
Seems to me you'd stop and see
How beautiful they are

Posted by: ShainS at July 23, 2020 06:08 PM (OTcWB)

302 So an Idaho based company bought a company based near San Fransisco

The SF are complaints out how white Idaho is

Posted by: Yo! at July 23, 2020 06:08 PM (ZWYpq)

303 Next lady is telling a story about the 5 th grade

Posted by: Yo! at July 23, 2020 06:09 PM (ZWYpq)

304 Worms are nature's transgenders.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 23, 2020 06:09 PM (2DOZq)

305
With all of these boat rallies, Trump could have it out on the water.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette


Trump on the water. A fire in the sky.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 23, 2020 06:09 PM (aKsyK)

306 In related news, "Giant predatory worms are invading France"

https://tinyurl.com/y37kn4ov

And we thought otters were a problem...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2020 06:02 PM (pK7cg)


He who controls the brie, controls the universe.

Posted by: Le Kwisatch Haderach at July 23, 2020 06:10 PM (SgjGX)

307 There's a giant predatory worm in my pants.


Posted by: f'd at July 23, 2020 06:08 PM (Tnijr)

Trust me, she'll like it too!- Nugenix Total T

Posted by: Archer at July 23, 2020 06:10 PM (gmo/4)

308 5 th grade had a racist grandmother

Posted by: Yo! at July 23, 2020 06:10 PM (ZWYpq)

309 274 Diversity zoom call = bitching about white people


Posted by: Yo! at July 23, 2020 06:04 PM (ZWYpq)

Next you will have to blow a person of color in the break room.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 23, 2020 06:11 PM (JFO2v)

310 OrangeManBad says no convention.

Posted by: Asshoes at July 23, 2020 06:11 PM (71Vc6)

311 That's exactly where it all started for the lurkette I've been touting. Zoom meeting on diversity and it all went downhill from there and she lost her teaching job.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 23, 2020 06:03 PM (G51Gf)

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Tell me again who holds the power in this country.

Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 23, 2020 06:11 PM (Z8bDj)

312 In related news, "Giant predatory worms are invading France"



https://tinyurl.com/y37kn4ov


It's the Wormhmacht!



Posted by: Archer at July 23, 2020 06:11 PM (gmo/4)

313 Yay me! Dentist decided not to probe gum pockets after I pointed out I had only signed up to get a referral to an oral surgeon so I can get a wisdom tooth pulled.

I already know where the sensitive spots on my gums are. The Water Pik reminds me regularly when I forget to be careful.

Bonus: being the dental coward I am, they're going to put my sorry butt all the way under when oral surgeon removes the tooth.

Winning!

Well, okay, not really winning so much as not losing.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 23, 2020 06:12 PM (WEBkv)

314 292 260. Trumps entire campaign brand is his fiery speeches. I love them. But the rallies will be dampened by the terrible governors and mayors, and not the convention speech. Just stinks.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 23, 2020 06:07 PM (svbBD)
---------------------------------------
He won't be allowed to do rallies.
And now he won't even have a convention speech, which the MSM would have to cover.

This is beyond awful.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 23, 2020 06:12 PM (M/9m0)

315 293
Prometheus was really a worm.


Posted by: That guy who always says... at July 23, 2020 06:07 PM (EgshT)

___________


Was the alien in Alien a worm? Discuss ...

Posted by: ShainS at July 23, 2020 06:12 PM (OTcWB)

316 308 5 th grade had a racist grandmother

Posted by: Yo! at July 23, 2020 06:10 PM (ZWYpq)

we were happy when GM started using nigra

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 23, 2020 06:12 PM (JFO2v)

317 Now a story from high school racism

Posted by: Yo! at July 23, 2020 06:12 PM (ZWYpq)

318 The problem with all these masks is they don't have nostril and mouth holes so you an breathe.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 23, 2020 06:12 PM (r+sAi)

319 But Mikey, but how will the 6/10 female political pundits and operatives like Amanda Carpenter pull in their 10s of 1000s of dollars a night serving men. The Democrat and Republican Conventions are like the Super Bowls for "under the radar" "working girls."

Posted by: Alicia Vikander scissoring Lili Simmons at July 23, 2020 06:13 PM (SEgpK)

320 >>>Well sending all their kids to public schools and feeding the lunacy isn't exactly the best move by the majority parents in America.


Catholic school is very expensive... and worth every penny.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 23, 2020 06:13 PM (bkUtD)

321
5th grade had a racist grandmother


-

Maybe they'll talk about the part where college is free for anyone who suffers racism if they can only manage to graduate high school.

Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 23, 2020 06:13 PM (Z8bDj)

322 Now a story from high school racism
Posted by: Yo! at July 23, 2020 06:12 PM (ZWYpq)
+++++++
Has your wife been told that "silence is betrayal" yet? I loved hearing that from my executives.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 23, 2020 06:13 PM (hYcqw)

323 I saw Giant Predatory Worms open for They Might Be Giant at the Pit in '76.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 23, 2020 06:14 PM (+y/Ru)

324 298 >> the NYT is doing a series on how the worst thing wrong with the education system is white parents.


Those Property Tax Paying Bastards!
Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2020 06:08 PM (o0HXR)

and they care
and have dads manage the dropoff lines
and have homeroom mothers

*shudders*

the worst

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 23, 2020 06:14 PM (JFO2v)

325 Popcorn ralley is next

Oh boy

Posted by: Yo! at July 23, 2020 06:14 PM (ZWYpq)

326 Looks like the Commies have won again. I sure hope their dam doesnt break and hundreds of millions die.

Thoughts and prayers.

Posted by: Regular joe at July 23, 2020 06:14 PM (L9P9s)

327 >>>OrangeManBad says no convention.



Will it be missed, though? Just a bunch of bloviating idiots and our president.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 23, 2020 06:15 PM (bkUtD)

328 Bonus: being the dental coward I am, they're going to put my sorry butt all the way under when oral surgeon removes the tooth.

Winning!

Well, okay, not really winning so much as not losing.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 23, 2020


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I had them do that when I had a couple of extractions some years ago. Best nap I ever had.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 23, 2020 06:15 PM (rpbg1)

329 Catholic school is very expensive... and worth every penny.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 23, 2020 06:13 PM (bkUtD)

Catholic High School Girls in Trouble is my fav movie

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 23, 2020 06:16 PM (JFO2v)

330 Popcorn is racist.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 23, 2020 06:16 PM (r+sAi)

331 Theory: the election and re-election of a not-white President opened the door to anti-white animus

Posted by: DB- just DB. Bada bing! at July 23, 2020 06:16 PM (iTXRQ)

332 That's exactly where it all started for the lurkette I've been touting. Zoom meeting on diversity and it all went downhill from there and she lost her teaching job.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 23, 2020 06:03 PM (G51Gf)
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That's horrible. I guess diversity is all well and good unless you actually have a diverse opinion from what the leaders think.

Posted by: bluebell at July 23, 2020 06:17 PM (nTxUt)

333 >>> >>>OrangeManBad says no convention.


And not for nothing, if all these events are being cancelled, why aren't pro sports?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 23, 2020 06:17 PM (bkUtD)

334 Was the alien in Alien a worm? Discuss ...
Posted by: ShainS at July 23, 2020


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It had arms and legs, didn't it? Not a worm.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 23, 2020 06:17 PM (rpbg1)

335 Popcorn ralley is next

Oh boy

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Hopefully someone will address the legislation preventing blacks from saving and investing money.

Whatever it is, those laws need to be repealed.

Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 23, 2020 06:17 PM (Z8bDj)

336 That's why it's important to have FU money. FU money doesn't necessarily mean rich but rather what you think you need to survive for at least six months. I've made it a point since I was young to have that because one trait I wish I didn't have is cutting my nose off to spite anyone getting in my face. Sometimes it's necessary to go along to get along. I haven't quite accepted that yet.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 23, 2020 06:17 PM (2DOZq)

337 >>Catholic school is very expensive... and worth every penny.


Bonus : Catholic Girls.

You know how they go.

Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2020 06:17 PM (L09rq)

338 >>>Theory: the election and re-election of a not-white President opened the door to anti-white animus




Not a theory. Obama actively pursued that and fostered it daily.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 23, 2020 06:18 PM (bkUtD)

339 By "heaviest users" do they mean those who use it most, or are they just talking of Goldberg and Nichols? Works either way.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 23, 2020 06:18 PM (LMs+g)

340 >>>Bonus : Catholic Girls.

You know how they go.



BOOM.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 23, 2020 06:18 PM (bkUtD)

341 You guys are my only social media. If you cancel me I'll actually have to do some housework. Please don't do that...
Posted by: bluebell at July 23, 2020 06:01

LOL, same here this is the extent of my social presence on the net pretty much. If I got cancelled I'd have to deal w/ a ton of chores I've been putting off.
Speaking of cancelling anyone had random posts disappear? I posted 3 times on the ONT last night. When I went to catch up today the last post saying g'night was disappeared. WTF?

Posted by: Farmer at July 23, 2020 06:19 PM (5LFjM)

342 Catholic school is very expensive... and worth every penny.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 23, 2020 06:13 PM (bkUtD)


yep, I busted my ass to send my boys through.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 23, 2020 06:19 PM (W2Pud)

343 241 Now, if he had insulted the Snail darter, or the Spotted Owl, well, I might have become self-righteous about it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2020 05:55 PM (WZ5i4)
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I'm sorry, Mr. Hammer, but that's racist against worms and therefore you have been cancelled. Step over here please so we can stamp your forehead.

Posted by: bluebell in the Cancellation Dept at July 23, 2020 05:58 PM (nTxUt)


Thank the goddess that my forehead's already been stamped!

My recruiter told me a lie
He said, "Join the Airborne and learn how to fly!"
Something was stamped on my forehead
US PARATROOPER's what it said

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 23, 2020 06:19 PM (8C7+r)

344 DB, you have to go all the way back to Jacob and Esau for that.

Posted by: Alicia Vikander scissoring Lili Simmons at July 23, 2020 06:19 PM (SEgpK)

345 Has your wife been told that "silence is betrayal" yet? I loved hearing that from my executives.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 23, 2020 06:13 PM (hYcqw)
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I see that all over the place and I find it extremely offensive.

Posted by: bluebell at July 23, 2020 06:19 PM (nTxUt)

346 >Bonus : Catholic Girls.

You know how they go.



1st boob I ever touched = catholic schoolgirl

Posted by: DB- just DB. Bada bing! at July 23, 2020 06:20 PM (iTXRQ)

347 Hopefully someone will address the legislation preventing blacks from saving and investing money.

Whatever it is, those laws need to be repealed.
Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 23, 2020 06:17 PM (Z8bDj)

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L easing
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to
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Posted by: rhennigantx at July 23, 2020 06:20 PM (JFO2v)

348 Wanna little nibble?

Posted by: Salami Nipple at July 23, 2020 06:20 PM (l3+k2)

349 I'm old enough to remember when staying out of people's bedrooms was one of the most American things you could do.

Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 23, 2020 06:20 PM (Z8bDj)

350 I can not take it any more

Systematic racism next

Posted by: Yo! at July 23, 2020 06:21 PM (ZWYpq)

351 #319: I don't know, never been to a national convention. I was at state conventions (those on Mackinac Island were awesome.) I just did the events and dinners, stayed with my friends, searched out the best free food and drinks, etc.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at July 23, 2020 06:21 PM (cZjDV)

352 1st boob I ever touched = catholic schoolgirl <<<<<<
Not True.

Posted by: DB's Mom at July 23, 2020 06:21 PM (r+sAi)

353 It never made sense to me why the incumbent
president had a convention anyway. We select... the only candidate!
The sitting president! I know you're all shocked!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2020 05:56 PM (KZzsI)


But . . . But . . . But . . . You monster! I'm ruined! I invested in Handmaiden's Tale costumes!! No one will buy them for the convention now!!!

Posted by: Kindltot at July 23, 2020 06:22 PM (WyVLE)

354 1st boob I ever touched = catholic schoolgirl
Posted by: DB- just DB. Bada bing! at July 23, 2020 06:20 PM (iTXRQ)

bragging or complaining

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 23, 2020 06:22 PM (JFO2v)

355 I didn't think to ask what religion the girl was of my first boob touch.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 23, 2020 06:22 PM (2DOZq)

356 oh also my neighbor put up a BLM poster in her front window-

it's not huge but it expresses all the Correct Thoughts: blm, my body my choice, love is love, etc

I'm not surprised

Posted by: DB- just DB. Bada bing! at July 23, 2020 06:22 PM (iTXRQ)

357
S top
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Posted by: rhennigantx at July 23, 2020 06:20 PM (JFO2v)

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The f*ck you talking about?

I can lease this C - class Benz for the same payment as I could own that stupid-ass Civic. Why the f*ck should I roll around town looking like I ain't rich?

Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 23, 2020 06:22 PM (Z8bDj)

358
the NYT is doing a series on how the worst thing wrong with the education system is white parents.


Those Property Tax Paying Bastards!
Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2020 06:08 PM (o0HXR)

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Saw that on Twitter and I didn't bother clicking on it, but I'd say it depends on what kind of white parents they're talking about. Because the woke liberals... yeah, they're the problem.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 23, 2020 06:22 PM (G51Gf)

359 IT HAPPENED I SWEAR

Posted by: DB- just DB. Bada bing! at July 23, 2020 06:23 PM (iTXRQ)

360 My body my choice
(other side of sign)
Wear the mask

Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 23, 2020 06:23 PM (Z8bDj)

361 Touch me.

Posted by: Catholic Salami Nipple at July 23, 2020 06:23 PM (l3+k2)

362 >>>it's not huge but it expresses all the Correct Thoughts: blm, my body my choice, love is love, etc




The absolute worst are the "Hate Has No Home Here." You hate Trump sister, so shove that sign.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 23, 2020 06:23 PM (bkUtD)

363 I officially retired as of July 1.

You have no idea how glad I am to be missing out on all of the racial unconscious diversity sensitivity training I'd be subjected to.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 23, 2020 06:24 PM (WEBkv)

364 Systematic racism next
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Calls for "equity" will be the next big thing. It's the neo-Marxist term of art for overtly, explicitly racist policies against whites.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 23, 2020 06:24 PM (sWM8x)

365 Now a story from high school racism

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Two Samoan bitches calling you a n***** and trying to beat the crap outta you.

Fuck high school.

Posted by: SMH at July 23, 2020 06:25 PM (RU4sa)

366 Bonus : Catholic Girls.

You know how they go.

1st boob I ever touched = catholic schoolgirl
Posted by: DB- just DB. Bada bing! at July 23, 2020


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It's funny, but of the major relationships in my life, a majority have been with girls who were raised Catholic.

I wasn't, so it's even stranger.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 23, 2020 06:25 PM (rpbg1)

367 With all the alleged positive cases it seems no one is wearing a mask right?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 23, 2020 06:25 PM (2DOZq)

368 349 I'm old enough to remember when staying out of people's bedrooms was one of the most American things you could do.
Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 23, 2020 06:20 PM (Z8bDj)

like physically touched or thru a coat sweater shirt bra?

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 23, 2020 06:25 PM (JFO2v)

369 Wyatt I want so bad to get a small We Love Trump sign to stick next to every Hate Has No Home Here.

Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2020 06:26 PM (6f16T)

370 Two Samoan bitches calling you a n***** and trying to beat the crap outta you.

Fuck high school.
Posted by: SMH at July 23, 2020 06:25 PM (RU4sa)

wait wut they are talking about high school??

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 23, 2020 06:26 PM (JFO2v)

371 In the end the worms come for us all.

Posted by: morigu at July 23, 2020 06:26 PM (Eu98u)

372 >>>Wyatt I want so bad to get a small We Love Trump sign to stick next to every Hate Has No Home Here.



You'd be a legend.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 23, 2020 06:27 PM (bkUtD)

373 The absolute worst are the "Hate Has No Home Here." You hate Trump sister, so shove that sign.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 23, 2020 06:23 PM (bkUtD)
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We just drove up to New England and saw a huge billboard with a black background that said "Hate Has No Home in Connecticut" as we entered Connecticut. I guess that covers everyone in the state except that "silence is betrayal" so i wonder if they are all required to have one in front of their home too. I hope they have a Diversity Enforcement Officer to make sure everyone complies loudly.

Posted by: bluebell at July 23, 2020 06:27 PM (nTxUt)

374 The heaviest users of social media have personalities that enjoy angering and embarrassing others....

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So lawyers, mothers in law, high school football coaches, and dmv employees mostly. Got it.

Posted by: Simplemind at July 23, 2020 06:27 PM (yshFD)

375 1st boob I ever touched = catholic schoolgirl
Not True.
Posted by: DB's Mom at July 23, 2020 06:21 PM (r+sAi)

LMAO, that's why I keep coming back here.

Posted by: Farmer at July 23, 2020 06:28 PM (5LFjM)

376 NOOD slimes

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 23, 2020 06:28 PM (FtO5h)

377 In the end the worms come for us all.
Posted by: morigu at July 23, 2020


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"I lie here warm, and I lie here dry,
And watch the worms slip by, slip by."
-- Dorothy Parker

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 23, 2020 06:28 PM (rpbg1)

378 >like physically touched or thru a coat sweater shirt bra?





ok, I'll tell you.

BT

Posted by: DB- just DB. Bada bing! at July 23, 2020 06:28 PM (iTXRQ)

379 Now tears about years ago racism


Scarred for life


Silence is racism now


Walking in shoes

Posted by: Yo! at July 23, 2020 06:28 PM (ZWYpq)

380 There is a reason Family Courts are Courts if Equity.

Posted by: Alicia Vikander scissoring Lili Simmons at July 23, 2020 06:29 PM (SEgpK)

381 The complete quote is, "Rember Josef K, Silence is Betrayal"

Posted by: Kindltot at July 23, 2020 06:29 PM (WyVLE)

382 >>>We just drove up to New England and saw a huge billboard with a black background that said "Hate Has No Home in Connecticut" as we entered Connecticut.



Chris Murphy and Dick Blumenthal are two of the most angry Senators in America, but sure, put up a sign.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 23, 2020 06:29 PM (bkUtD)

383 334
Was the alien in Alien a worm? Discuss ...

Posted by: ShainS at July 23, 2020



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It had arms and legs, didn't it? Not a worm.


fine, fine. but was it a sandwich?

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at July 23, 2020 06:31 PM (sGtp+)

384 When I sift my compost to get out rocks, sticks and anything that won't pass through the mesh I find lots of worms. They go into the finished compost then into my garden.
My garden has lots of worms in every shovel full.

Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2020 06:31 PM (6f16T)

385 Up the street a little way a house has one of the Leftist lives here signs but also a Open Pa. sign.
All I can think is you voted for the fkin Emperor Wolf so why you bitching?

Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2020 06:34 PM (6f16T)

386 Fortunately, Amuricans have experience with those predatory worms...
https://tinyurl.com/hu5ed2k

Posted by: An Observation at July 23, 2020 06:40 PM (yoSmH)

387 Blasphemous King Herod was eaten by worms.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 23, 2020 05:53 PM (94WAg)

Also Sulla
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 23, 2020 05:55 PM (ifmtJ)

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Cremation would avoid that.

Posted by: Decaf at July 23, 2020 06:40 PM (4D+FL)

388 Why won't anyone date us? That's just oligochaetaphobic.

Posted by: c. elegans at July 23, 2020 07:05 PM (pYQR/)

389 I gotta go with this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXD9HnrNrvk

Posted by: Jesse at July 23, 2020 07:06 PM (tPuMl)

390 80 Is yelling NOOD called NOODLING? I ponder this stuff.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at July 23, 2020 05:34 PM (Jx5Qs)

Only if you end up doing it pretty much all day on every thread. "Noodle" is the frequentative tense of "nood".

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 23, 2020 07:40 PM (H3MF8)

391 Hmm! Isn't the AoSHQ comment section a kind of social media? A lot of the commenters seem to be on here many hours every day. Hey, any of you adblocker frequent commenters donate to ace recently? How about a study of AoSHQ commenters of their comment frequency and perceived rewards?

Posted by: ThatGuyWhoHasToSayIt at July 23, 2020 07:54 PM (JOV2V)

392 I'M NOT ADDICTED TO CRUELTY YOU WORMS!

Posted by: joncelli, popping in at July 23, 2020 08:47 PM (1FhAQ)

393 Two legs = good
Four legs = bad
Zero/worm legs = ???
2 + 2 = Constitutional limit per party on number of Presidential/VP candidates total (SCROTUS approval pending)

@NeverEatSlimyWorms = Biden-Abrams-Harris-Warren '20 campaign slogan & official hashtag/webzone

Posted by: Son of Prognostimacator at July 23, 2020 09:46 PM (XvTKg)

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