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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | Twitter Eyes Paid Subscription Model as Ad Revenue PlummetsTwitter Clingers? It's wonderful: Sometime over the past three or four months, everyone -- including the dopey Karens who are always five years behind everyone else -- realized that Twitter is not "fun," it is a digital hellscape and petri dish for viral mental illness which the company has given over to vicious lunatics out for revenge against the world and, even worse, "journalists" to control.Twitter (TWTR) is actively exploring additional ways to make money from its users, including by considering a subscription model, CEO Jack Dorsey said Thursday. The move comes as Twitter suffers a sharp decline in its core advertising business. "You will likely see some tests this year" of various approaches, Dorsey told analysts on an investor call held to discuss the company's second quarter earnings results. Dorsey said he has "a really high bar for when we would ask consumers to pay for aspects of Twitter," but confirmed that the company is seeking to diversify its sources of revenue in what are "very, very early phases of exploring."lol, @Jack wants money from me so that I can be censored by twitter and #Cancelled by antifa shut-ins. Hey @Jack, suck my fat greasy hog, huh? I'll give you two nickels. It will be amusing as Twitter sinks and sinks into obscurity -- not just because it will be enjoyable watching Twitter's legions of vindictive transexual attactavists lose their jobs, but as the NeverTrumpers, RINOs, Thumbs and Taters who have invested literally countless hours of their short lives they will never ever get back into building their "Twitter Clout" begin confronting their poor life choices and start dangling themselves from ceiling rafters. "Twitter Clingers" courtesy of Muldoon. Afterthought: Most of the country -- especially the dregs of urban (fake news) "knowledge workers" -- remains captive in their own homes with only the internet for diversion, and Twitter still can't sell ads? LOL LOL lolololololololololol Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
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Posted by: Virginia SoCon at July 23, 2020 03:12 PM (a/dOO) 2
Let's hope
Posted by: Hanging Curve at July 23, 2020 03:12 PM (O84i1) 3
Good
Posted by: CN at July 23, 2020 03:12 PM (ONvIw) 4
Now to read the content and call others.
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at July 23, 2020 03:12 PM (a/dOO) 5
I will nood
Posted by: Hanging Curve at July 23, 2020 03:13 PM (O84i1) 6
Who would pay for that shit?
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 23, 2020 03:14 PM (xPl2J) 7
I will not shed a single tear for their pain.
Posted by: Inogame at July 23, 2020 03:14 PM (+2xjH) 8
HOLY COW HOTAIR SHOULD USE TWITTER AS THEIR COMMENT SECTION
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 23, 2020 03:14 PM (Z8bDj) 9
Don't hold back, ace. Tell us how you really feel.
Posted by: redsweater at July 23, 2020 03:14 PM (UsQGB) 10
>>>6 Who would pay for that shit?
allahpundit, Tater, Popehat, Tom Nichols. About 1000 other people. Posted by: ace at July 23, 2020 03:14 PM (PbpT7) 11
I'd subscribe only if I get access to Krugman and Eichenwald's DM's.
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 23, 2020 03:14 PM (icI8A) 12
i can beat the rush and delete twitter off my phone now
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 23, 2020 03:14 PM (FZYNt) 13
I love the smell of good news in the afternoon
Posted by: ... at July 23, 2020 03:15 PM (9zLuY) 14
>>>8 HOLY COW HOTAIR SHOULD USE TWITTER AS THEIR COMMENT SECTION
they already use Twitter as their AllahPundit section Posted by: ace at July 23, 2020 03:15 PM (PbpT7) 15
It will be amusing as Twitter sinks and sinks into obscurity -- not just
because it will be enjoyable watching Twitter's legions of vindictive transexual employees lose their jobs, but as the NeverTrumpers, RINOs, Thumbs and Taters who have invested literally countless hours of their short lives they will never ever get back into building their "Twitter Clout" begin confronting their poor life choices and start dangling themselves from ceiling rafters. I would be willing to underwrite a rafter or two. Posted by: pep at July 23, 2020 03:15 PM (v16oJ) 16
Also, willowed and OT:
Mike Tyson is coming out of retirement to fight Roy Jones Jr. This would have been an amazing match...in, I dunno, 1999? Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 23, 2020 03:12 PM (icI8A) Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 23, 2020 03:15 PM (icI8A) 17
Looking forward to the Dem's passing legslation declaing all platforms for twitter like activity need to charge fees.. because something, something.. level playing field.
Posted by: Inogame at July 23, 2020 03:15 PM (+2xjH) 18
I always thought Twitter was an awful advertising venue to begin with.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 23, 2020 03:15 PM (xfb67) 19
Subscription? That's it, Twitter is done.
Posted by: Mikey NTH -Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at July 23, 2020 03:15 PM (GZCaY) 20
changing socks
Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white! at July 23, 2020 03:15 PM (Z8bDj) 21
LOL!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 23, 2020 03:15 PM (A5zUN) 22
Maybe Twitter's replacement will actually be, you know, readable.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 23, 2020 03:16 PM (sWM8x) 23
and down goes another.... yeah.. Trump is down to Biden in the polls.. yeah right.
Posted by: Silent at July 23, 2020 03:16 PM (CrU4U) 24
hiya
Posted by: JT at July 23, 2020 03:16 PM (arJlL) Posted by: Sharkman at July 23, 2020 03:16 PM (BM2fS) 26
Speaking of HotAir, whatever happened to HotAir VIP? Did the tens of people who signed up get their money's worth?
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 23, 2020 03:16 PM (icI8A) Posted by: Muldoon at July 23, 2020 03:16 PM (Fc5rx) 28
>>>I would be willing to underwrite a rafter or two.
i will make a quilt honoring The Heroes who dangled themselves from joists. Posted by: ace at July 23, 2020 03:16 PM (PbpT7) 29
Awesome. That should kill it.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 23, 2020 03:16 PM (oVJmc) 30
I have noticed that ads not only occur more often, but they are larger than in the past. Tale tell sign?
Posted by: Hanging Curve at July 23, 2020 03:16 PM (O84i1) 31
I knew they weren't making any money, everyone did, but it's amusing to realize that even the deep pockets funding them are starting to get sick of how much money they're losing.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 23, 2020 03:16 PM (Kpl3J) Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2020 03:16 PM (O3zcS) Posted by: ace at July 23, 2020 03:16 PM (PbpT7) 34
Mike Tyson is coming out of retirement to fight Roy Jones Jr. This would have been an amazing match...in, I dunno, 1999?
Who will take away the Posted by: pep at July 23, 2020 03:16 PM (v16oJ) 35
Twitter Eyes Paid Subscription Model as Ad Revenue Plummets
Down goes Twitter! Down goes Twitter! Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2020 03:16 PM (d6PIl) 36
Damn.
Posted by: pep at July 23, 2020 03:17 PM (v16oJ) 37
You know what could help Twitter bounce right back? A cruise! A-hoy, maties!
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 23, 2020 03:17 PM (icI8A) 38
I cannot really come up with snark that matches, let alone betters, reality in this case.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 23, 2020 03:17 PM (A5zUN) 39
Seriously, though...maybe try washing your dick with Dawn, Ace.
Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2020 03:17 PM (O3zcS) Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 23, 2020 03:17 PM (Z8bDj) 41
>>>37 You know what could help Twitter bounce right back? A cruise! A-hoy, maties!
Posted by: Broseidon haha Posted by: ace at July 23, 2020 03:17 PM (PbpT7) 42
Well, bye
Posted by: Jimbro at July 23, 2020 03:17 PM (4T2Hd) 43
This tickles me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 23, 2020 03:17 PM (LvTSG) 44
I'm pretty sure it's "Hey, Jack, suck my greasy fat hog." Cleanliness precedes girth in this case, according to Strunk and White.
Other than that, great post! Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 23, 2020 03:17 PM (jjaLl) 45
Twitter will become a platform for press releases and paid trolls.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 23, 2020 03:17 PM (oVJmc) 46
That would be great news if Twitter went under because so many deranged or evil people don't want to pay for a subscription-I would like Talcum X to disappear off Twitter. He's just one.
Doesn't Dorsey made enough money at this point?. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2020 03:17 PM (oDRcK) 47
Huh
I had no idea Twitter was hurting Posted by: DB- just DB. I'm a loner, Dottie- a rebel. at July 23, 2020 03:18 PM (iTXRQ) 48
Twitter is like a violently burning garbage barge slow sinking below the waves.
Posted by: Nonapod at July 23, 2020 03:18 PM (CLP9I) 49
That better be a heck of a sutrdy rafter if Tater is going to use it to Shawshank himself.
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 23, 2020 03:18 PM (icI8A) 50
Hahahahahahahaha hahaha!!! Gasp, wheeze, cough. Hahahahahahahaha hahahahah!!! Oh please stop! I can't breathe!
Posted by: Reality hearing about Twitter at July 23, 2020 03:18 PM (O2PCU) 51
>>>We want you to build the joists.
look, for this job, I want professionals. I want those joists to hold firm. Tater must weight like three and a half bills. Posted by: ace at July 23, 2020 03:18 PM (PbpT7) 52
46-Meant "Hasn't Dorsey.."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2020 03:18 PM (oDRcK) 53
40 No, ace.
We want you to build the joists. Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 23, 2020 03:17 PM (Z8bDj) No. No. No. We want AOP to build the joists. We want ace to build the phone to get reprieves. Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 23, 2020 03:18 PM (A5zUN) 54
They should diligently explore the eat our ass approach to revenue generation. If that doesn't work then they can try the DIAF approach.
Posted by: ... at July 23, 2020 03:18 PM (9zLuY) 55
It will be hilarious when the Russians buy them.
Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 23, 2020 03:18 PM (Z8bDj) 56
You know what could help Twitter bounce right back? A cruise! A-hoy, maties!
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too or a helicopter ride ? Posted by: JT at July 23, 2020 03:18 PM (arJlL) 57
I know it's futile expecting that mancunt Jack Dorsey to be financially ruined but a bit of humiliation to puncture that massive ego would be fun to observe.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 23, 2020 03:18 PM (y7DUB) Posted by: Tony Orlando at July 23, 2020 03:18 PM (oVJmc) 59
51 >>>We want you to build the joists.
look, for this job, I want professionals. I want those joists to hold firm. Tater must weight like three and a half bills. Posted by: ace at July 23, 2020 03:18 PM (PbpT7) =========== 52 stone, minimum. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 23, 2020 03:19 PM (LvTSG) 60
I'm sure Dorsey's plan will be full-on evil and designed to make money by tearing apart whats left intact of America's social fabric.
Posted by: Paul in Tx at July 23, 2020 03:19 PM (kYyDC) 61
55 It will be hilarious when the Russians buy them.
Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 23, 2020 03:18 PM (Z8bDj) ========== "Please..." -The Chinese Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 23, 2020 03:19 PM (LvTSG) 62
Twitter will become a platform for press releases and paid trolls.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 23, 2020 03:17 PM (oVJmc) Will? Posted by: ... at July 23, 2020 03:19 PM (9zLuY) 63
>>Twitter is like a violently burning garbage barge slow sinking below the waves.
If Twitter were a River, it would be the Cuyahoga. Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2020 03:19 PM (O3zcS) 64
Twitter should do what everybody else does and become a paid Chicom operation.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 23, 2020 03:19 PM (oVJmc) 65
If Trump was to dump Twitter it would have the same effect as a paywall
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 23, 2020 03:19 PM (FZYNt) 66
I haven't bothered with Parler once I discovered that you can't view anything that's been posted by someone else unless you yourself have an account, and just fuckin' lol if I'm supposed to sign up for one.
If "Premium Twitter" means the same thing, only I also get members-only VIP access to poorly-worded screeds from gibbering homunculi who want me dead, I'm not really seeing the draw, here. Posted by: hogmartin at July 23, 2020 03:19 PM (t+qrx) 67
>>> changing socks
Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white! at July 23, 2020 03:15 PM (Z8bDj) ==== I didn't want to say anything, but they were getting a little ripe. j/k Posted by: Hanging Curve at July 23, 2020 03:19 PM (O84i1) 68
Get busy tweetin', or get busy dyin'.
(And if David Brooks carves "Brooks was here" on his designated rafter, I'll kick in an extra donation to the cause) Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 23, 2020 03:20 PM (6FeV1) 69
If Twitter fails fast enough, we could get Tater on the undercard of the Tyson vs. Jones match - how about versus Butterbean?
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 23, 2020 03:20 PM (icI8A) 70
look, for this job, I want professionals.
I want those joists to hold firm. Tater must weight like three and a half bills. Posted by: ace at July 23, 2020 03:18 PM (PbpT7) - Not me. I want at least three to five individual moments when the person thinks OH NO THIS IS IT before he falls safely to the floor, and then on that sixth time he's all smug and comfortable right before he realizes something's wrong. Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 23, 2020 03:20 PM (Z8bDj) 71
Heh. A product with the word 'twit' in the name. Derp!
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at July 23, 2020 03:20 PM (Vy7tf) 72
lol. love wins, fruit.
Posted by: x at July 23, 2020 03:20 PM (nFwvY) 73
poorly-worded screeds from gibbering homunculi would be an excellent name for a rock band.
Posted by: pep at July 23, 2020 03:20 PM (v16oJ) 74
Who would pay for that shit?
-------------- allahpundit, Tater, Popehat, Tom Nichols. About 1000 other people. Posted by: ace at July 23, 2020 03:14 PM (PbpT7) It's like any other addiction. I might be able to resist heroin or booze or gambling on sportsball, but there are surely others out there who will pay anything to keep their veins full of it. Including whoring themselves out, as the aforementioned folks do. Posted by: BurtTC at July 23, 2020 03:21 PM (hku12) 75
I have to think that for even the wokest corporations, giving money to a platform where random people can hijack your account at any time by slipping $20 to an employee seems like a really dumb idea.
Then again, I'm dumbfounded that anyone sent bitcoins to those hackers. Maybe it was a donation to show appreciation for them deleting Rian Johnson's account. Posted by: Ian S. at July 23, 2020 03:21 PM (ZGrMX) 76
66 I haven't bothered with Parler once I discovered that you can't view anything that's been posted by someone else unless you yourself have an account, and just fuckin' lol if I'm supposed to sign up for one.
If "Premium Twitter" means the same thing, only I also get members-only VIP access to poorly-worded screeds from gibbering homunculi who want me dead, I'm not really seeing the draw, here. Posted by: hogmartin at July 23, 2020 03:19 PM (t+qrx) ========= I imagine it'll mean access to certain levels of people tweets. Like, they'll break out the classification of blue checks into different layers, and people without a blue check will have to pay to see those with the blue checks. Make people who want to follow the eating habits of Jay-Z pay for it, but don't charge Jay-Z because he brings in the subscribers. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 23, 2020 03:21 PM (LvTSG) 77
now-a-days... if it isn't "free" the younguns don't want it... say goodnight.
Posted by: Silent at July 23, 2020 03:21 PM (CrU4U) 78
lets talk about boobies now ...before you know who shows up.
Posted by: angsterdamn at July 23, 2020 03:21 PM (OU875) 79
So the Twatters are going to have to pay to destroy their careers?
Good. Posted by: wth at July 23, 2020 03:21 PM (v0R5T) 80
Maybe Twitter can combine with LinkedIn. Nobody'll like it, but they'll not like it twice as much.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 23, 2020 03:21 PM (sWM8x) 81
A subscription model and a free use will make twatterers unequal. That's gonna play out well.
Posted by: BluesFish at July 23, 2020 03:21 PM (mTCIP) 82
73 poorly-worded screeds from gibbering homunculi would be an excellent name for a rock band.
Posted by: pep you just described U2 Posted by: Rick in SK at July 23, 2020 03:21 PM (FZYNt) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 23, 2020 03:21 PM (mht8P) 84
Hangry Ace is best Ace.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 23, 2020 03:22 PM (KnJdm) 85
Twatter ad revenue down 23%. The demise of Twatter would greatly improve this country and the world Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 23, 2020 03:22 PM (ag8Q5) Posted by: wth at July 23, 2020 03:22 PM (v0R5T) 87
>>A product with the word 'twit' in the name.
They couldn't sell the Chevy Nova, sor shit, in South America until they changed the name. Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2020 03:22 PM (O3zcS) 88
the company is seeking to diversify its sources of revenue in what are "very, very early phases of exploring."
-------- IOW they're going to be selectivizing their appeal. Posted by: ... at July 23, 2020 03:22 PM (9zLuY) 89
It's just a platform (referring to functionality here, not the Section 230/censorship issue).
If Twitter didn't exist now, I suppose the same material would just be scattered across the web, as in pre-Twitter times - but at the moment it's the message board/link farm for all serious discussion of C19, for example. The "sewer" and "insane asylum" aspects are surely there, but you've got to actively bring it up on your screen. If you simply stick to credible or interesting people and organizations, it's a great tool. Without it, I imagine many of the better people would just post material on their own websites, and the comments section would be the interactive part. Posted by: rhomboid at July 23, 2020 03:22 PM (OTzUX) 90
When Trump leaves Twitter, it will be over. Dorsey is an idiot.
Posted by: Jmel at July 23, 2020 03:22 PM (FA/ok) 91
I remember about four and a half years ago when Twitter announced a really weird cross-promo deal with the NFL. I had worked for an IT firm that had serious, eventually fatal problems seating sufficient quantities of users, and immediately recognized this as a symptom of the same. The fact that Twitter remains a going concern this long is surprising to me, and I had chalked it up to them being quietly subsidized by rounds of VC funding or something. Maybe they're just shitty, and had enough clout because of celebrity users to keep clicking along. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 23, 2020 03:22 PM (g5Xlv) 92
This is so titanic it's happening an hour into......THE FUTURE!!!!
Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at July 23, 2020 03:22 PM (UFgOG) Posted by: SturmToddler at July 23, 2020 03:22 PM (8D42x) 94
Pretty soon "Premium Twitter" will consist of nothing but e-Thots and greasy, fat simps paying to fawn over them.
So pretty much what it is now, only with less politics. Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 23, 2020 03:22 PM (SgjGX) 95
Are we really cheering on the end of Twitter?
How exactly then will President Trump get out his unfiltered message to the public? Twitter is an unmatched tool for information dissemination to the public. I have lists setup for all my political follows and Andy Ngo has done an invaluable service to the public in posting his reports on antifa. So all that goes away with the downfall of Twitter and we're in favor of this? Where else is anyone going to get the news that the media is not reporting? Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 23, 2020 03:22 PM (Do5/p) Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2020 03:23 PM (O3zcS) 97
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Twatter ad revenue down 23%. The demise of Twatter would greatly improve this country and the world Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 23, 2020 03:22 PM (ag8Q5) ======== "At last we will reveal ourselves to Twitter. At last we will have revenge." -MySpace Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 23, 2020 03:23 PM (LvTSG) 98
Not me. I want at least three to five individual moments when the person thinks OH NO THIS IS IT before he falls safely to the floor, and then on that sixth time he's all smug and comfortable right before he realizes something's wrong.
Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 23, 2020 03:20 PM (Z8bDj) Evil. I like it. Posted by: Jordan61 at July 23, 2020 03:23 PM (Ez6QX) 99
I would be willing to underwrite a rafter or two.
Posted by: pep Finally! A use for that framing hammer and tool belt I bought to help build houses for Habitat for Humanity. Building gallows to hang Twitter retards from, and then building trebuchets from which to hurl their corpses over The Wall into The Burning Lands (Washington DC, Chicago, Seattle, NY, LA). Speaking of trebuchets. Here's one lobbing a flaming projectile at a real castle: https://tinyurl.com/Trebuchet-FTW Also, for those interested, the Bill and Ted 3: Face The Music trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPg7xrHHuAI Looks horrible. Also: EXCELLENT!!! Posted by: Sharkman at July 23, 2020 03:23 PM (BM2fS) 100
Every time an ad pops up on Twitter, I block the advertiser. Not just mute, or say "I don't like this ad", or scroll past. An outright block. The benefits of blocking every single one of their advertisers continues to bear fruit. The only one I've inn the least regretted was Pringles.
Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at July 23, 2020 03:23 PM (idgcd) 101
>Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from
you're right- it'll be like cable TV- if users want to 'see' the 'really good' accounts, they'll have to buy higher and higher levels of service Posted by: DB- just DB. I'm a loner, Dottie- a rebel. at July 23, 2020 03:23 PM (iTXRQ) 102
Ace,
I think you should not allow your fat, greasy hog to suck on Jack Dorsey. Be kind to animals. https://tinyurl.com/y3pados9 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2020 03:23 PM (oDRcK) 103
>>>If Twitter didn't exist now, I suppose the same material would just be scattered across the web, as in pre-Twitter times - but at the moment it's the message board/link farm for all serious discussion of C19, for example.
i've heard many people say that twitter became toxic and insane when the toxic and insane people, who had previously run their SJW games on Tumblr, moved from Tumblr to Twitter after Tumblr went out of business. so I guess you're right. Posted by: ace at July 23, 2020 03:23 PM (PbpT7) 104
It's not all bad. We wouldn't know the reality of what is going on in Portland if it wasn't for Andy Ngo's Twitter feed, for instance. I wish a lot of the good stuff was available on stand alone blogs so I wouldn't have to go there. A lot of people abandoned blogging and made Twitter the default platform.
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 23, 2020 03:23 PM (xPl2J) 105
Like, they'll break out the classification of blue checks into different layers, and people without a blue check will have to pay to see those with the blue checks.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 23, 2020 03:21 PM (LvTSG) I'd pay to see blue checks lowered into volcanoes. I'd pay quite a lot. Wood chippers. Lots of things. Posted by: hogmartin at July 23, 2020 03:23 PM (t+qrx) 106
They couldn't sell the Chevy Nova, sor shit, in South America until they changed the name.
Fake news. Native Spanish speakers don't see it that way, just as native English speakers didn't see the Aspire and think of angry snakes. Posted by: Ian S. at July 23, 2020 03:23 PM (ZGrMX) 107
I'd like to see the Laugher curve for revenue vs. subscription price.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 23, 2020 03:24 PM (Fc5rx) 108
access to poorly-worded screeds from gibbering homunculi who want me dead, I'm not really seeing the draw, here.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 23, 2020 03:19 PM (t+qrx) I get enough of that here, but to be fair, it's almost always the trolls that just can't compete with Hordian lamguage skills! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 23, 2020 03:24 PM (eTZoJ) 109
A paywall would also help stop pesky users like Terry Crews and people who post videos of leftist gangs and violence.
Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 23, 2020 03:24 PM (Z8bDj) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 23, 2020 03:24 PM (t4of4) 111
Okay, again, satire has nothing on reality. The actual undercard is ex-NBA dunk champion Nate Robinson vs. YouTube idiot (and shamefully Cleveland-born) Jake Paul.
Nate Robinson!!! Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 23, 2020 03:24 PM (icI8A) 112
I came to merely laugh at Twitter.
Oh, and to see Ace do it to Jack. Not in a gay way. More like a Viking. Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 23, 2020 03:24 PM (/LOJI) 113
Maybe Twitter can combine with LinkedIn. Nobody'll like it, but they'll not like it twice as much. Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 23, 2020 03:21 PM LinkedIn already merged with FaceSpace...it's utterly unusable crap now Posted by: AltonJackson at July 23, 2020 03:24 PM (NiSls) 114
>>> 40 No, ace.
We want you to build the joists. ***************************** I witnessed the TV debacle. We can't have Tater's demise interrupted by bad craftsmanship. Posted by: Paul in Tx at July 23, 2020 03:25 PM (kYyDC) 115
112 I came to merely laugh at Twitter.
Oh, and to see Ace do it to Jack. Not in a gay way. More like a Viking. Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 23, 2020 03:24 PM (/LOJI) ========== "It's about power. No homo." -Ancient Greeks Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 23, 2020 03:25 PM (LvTSG) Posted by: DB- just DB. I'm a loner, Dottie- a rebel. at July 23, 2020 03:25 PM (iTXRQ) 117
I haven't bothered with parler even after signing up, because in my cage I only need one bar to push to feed my crack addiction, and this blog is it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 23, 2020 03:25 PM (Kpl3J) 118
96 >>you just described U2
Where the Tweets have No Names. Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2020 03:23 PM (O3zcS) I hate U2. I have had to listen for the past 20 years everyone telling me they are great. Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 23, 2020 03:25 PM (A5zUN) 119
117 I haven't bothered with parler even after signing up, because in my cage I only need one bar to push to feed my crack addiction, and this blog is it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 23, 2020 03:25 PM (Kpl3J) ======== This was why ace's Twitter addiction was so painful at the time. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 23, 2020 03:25 PM (LvTSG) 120
LOLGF twatter and jack.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 23, 2020 03:26 PM (pw+jk) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2020 03:26 PM (oDRcK) 122
CJ Roberts will authorize a tax.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 23, 2020 03:26 PM (e1mEI) Posted by: filbert at July 23, 2020 03:26 PM (NiXyF) 124
Everyone one on the right has left either Parler or Gab if you wanna troll the Adolf Wannabe & Lovers
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 23, 2020 03:26 PM (1Dmt5) 125
we'll be fighting over tweets with our followers at our feet and the memes that we worshipped will be gone Posted by: DB- just DB. I'm a loner, Dottie- a rebel. at July 23, 2020 03:26 PM (iTXRQ) 126
Where else is anyone going to get the news that the media is not reporting?
Posted by: Clyde Shelton ---- Here. I don't have twitter and follow no MSM. Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at July 23, 2020 03:26 PM (UUBmN) 127
Sabo should buy up the ad space. Just sayin'. The users (which will only be the left) will lose their minds and Sabo will have done his job. The ridding of every last twitter user... the great twitter purge. https://unsavoryagents.com/ Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 23, 2020 03:26 PM (t4of4) 128
I guess I could survive without kdbear Saturday compliance pics.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 23, 2020 03:26 PM (2DOZq) 129
Note this organization will off themselves with a subscription model (ie planned death) before allowing Deplorables equal rights on their platform.
It's orgasmically divine! Posted by: ... at July 23, 2020 03:27 PM (9zLuY) 130
I'd pay to see blue checks lowered into volcanoes. I'd pay quite a lot. Wood chippers. Lots of things. Dropped from 10000 feet through 100 panes of glass into a wood chipper, then expelled into a volcano spewing liquid potassium. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 23, 2020 03:27 PM (mht8P) 131
126 Where else is anyone going to get the news that the media is not reporting?
Posted by: Clyde Shelton ---- Here. I don't have twitter and follow no MSM. Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at July 23, 2020 03:26 PM (UUBmN) ========= I know where you can find reviews of random old movies... Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 23, 2020 03:27 PM (LvTSG) 132
LOL get fucked
Posted by: steevy at July 23, 2020 03:27 PM (KNsKs) 133
I hate U2. I have had to listen for the past 20 years everyone telling me they are great.
I don't care either way about U2. It's Radiohead where I think they're terrible and everyone says they're great. Posted by: Ian S. at July 23, 2020 03:27 PM (ZGrMX) 134
you just described U2
- Exist by smearing smug, sanctimonious excrement all over themselves and the audience while thinking they're the greatest thing ever? Huh. Turns out that describes twitter, too. Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 23, 2020 03:27 PM (Z8bDj) 135
O/T but BAMN in Detroit gave us the preview of the megabattle just over the horizon. Block the school buses as the means of shutting down the schools.
Works in inner cities. Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 23, 2020 03:27 PM (NfFLv) 136
As I walked down the tweets of Laredo...
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 23, 2020 03:27 PM (r+sAi) 137
"allahpundit, Tater, Popehat, Tom Nichols"
People whose mindthoughts I will seek out nowhere, regardless of platform, for obvious reasons - they have nothing of value to say, they're not (effectively) very smart or well informed people. The worst Twitter experience I've had has been limited to the brief, mindless and ineffectual pushback or attacks on serious people, in their "Replies", which is why I only check replies for certain people. Sweet spot is those below the radar, so they don't attract the incredibly dumb "educated" sorts with their usually stupid responses. Those people have real replies on the substance of issues and often interact that way. Just substitute "website" for "Twitter timeline". Would I ever go to Tater's website? Colbert's? Dennis Rodman's? BLM's? Of course not. Anyone who does only has themselves to blame. Like I said, message board and link farm. Posted by: rhomboid at July 23, 2020 03:27 PM (OTzUX) 138
If "Premium Twitter" means the same thing, only I also get members-only VIP access to poorly-worded screeds from gibbering homunculi who want me dead, I'm not really seeing the draw, here.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 23, 2020 03:19 PM (t+qrx) I always figured pay walls for nooz sites wasn't going to be very effective at generating revenue, and I'm not sure whether it is or not, for some. But then, I don't think the pay wall is really about revenue. It's about control of the resource, and increasing its "value," for other measures of value beyond revenue. Posted by: BurtTC at July 23, 2020 03:28 PM (hku12) 139
Learn to code homo's.
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at July 23, 2020 03:28 PM (qZdIZ) 140
I'll send y'all my premium comments for only $4.99 a month. They're a lot better than my usual shit. Really.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 23, 2020 03:28 PM (sWM8x) 141
haha! Ace, best news we've received all week.
Twitter can get fucked with the barbed cock o satan Posted by: secret squirrel at July 23, 2020 03:28 PM (xyImL) 142
I know where you can find reviews of random old movies...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 23, 2020 03:27 PM (LvTSG) learn to play chess even! Posted by: Tom Servo at July 23, 2020 03:28 PM (Kpl3J) 143
The Tweets of San Francisco
Posted by: wth at July 23, 2020 03:28 PM (v0R5T) 144
"It's afraid!"
Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 23, 2020 03:28 PM (vuisn) 145
"It will be amusing as Twitter sinks and sinks into obscurity"
Yeah, right? When is the last time a major IT leader like My Space, AOL or Vine has "sank into obscurity? Posted by: KasperHauser at July 23, 2020 03:28 PM (mO5H2) 146
Dirty Tweets Done Dirt Cheap
Posted by: DB- just DB. I'm a loner, Dottie- a rebel. at July 23, 2020 03:28 PM (iTXRQ) 147
I hope that cuckfuck Dorsey goes down in a noble fashion as that piece of shit burns down around him. These commie scumbags have got some real payback coming.
Posted by: Tentotwo at July 23, 2020 03:29 PM (yhf6w) 148
136 As I walked down the tweets of Laredo...
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 23, 2020 03:27 PM (r+sAi) As I walked out in Laredo one day, I spied a young cowboy, wrapped all in white linen, Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 23, 2020 03:29 PM (A5zUN) 149
Use the Free to Play video game model.
View 10 Tweets per day for free. Then a pricing scale to 'X' number of Tweets. An increase at each level. OR Just sub monthly and get the whole viewing experience thing! AND Buy our new tokens and use those to respond! Posted by: Swallow the Rabbit Whole at July 23, 2020 03:29 PM (DB16e) 150
I think that Jack is trying to plan for the day that Donald Trump ditches TWTR for Parler.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 23, 2020 03:29 PM (6xA3t) 151
I would pay monthly for ace and... yeah, ace, and that's about it.
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at July 23, 2020 03:29 PM (UUBmN) 152
Get woke, go broke.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at July 23, 2020 03:29 PM (SRRAx) 153
The funny part is that study where Twitter users are like 6% of the Democrat electorate. But because every Dem officeholder from dog catcher on up is a blue-check they think it's their entire base and try to play to it.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 23, 2020 03:29 PM (ZGrMX) 154
>>> you're right- it'll be like cable TV- if users want to 'see' the 'really good' accounts, they'll have to buy higher and higher levels of service
Posted by: DB- just DB. I'm a loner, Dottie- a rebel. at July 23, 2020 03:23 PM (iTXRQ) ===== But will it discourage shadow banning? Posted by: Hanging Curve at July 23, 2020 03:29 PM (O84i1) 155
I hate U2. I have had to listen for the past 20 years everyone telling me they are great.
Amen. Overrated asswipes! Posted by: Unkaren at July 23, 2020 03:29 PM (vGJY7) 156
95 Are we really cheering on the end of Twitter?
Posted by: Clyde Shelton ------- Yes. If by "cheering", you mean "furiously masturbating to". Posted by: ... at July 23, 2020 03:29 PM (9zLuY) 157
147 I hope that cuckfuck Dorsey goes down in a noble fashion as that piece of shit burns down around him. These commie scumbags have got some real payback coming.
Posted by: Tentotwo at July 23, 2020 03:29 PM (yhf6w) Chances are he'll still be financially set for life Posted by: CN at July 23, 2020 03:30 PM (ONvIw) 158
26 Speaking of HotAir, whatever happened to HotAir VIP? Did the tens of people who signed up get their money's worth?
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 23, 2020 03:16 PM (icI8A) They also weighed down PJMedia and RedState with that crap, too. Posted by: Allie at July 23, 2020 03:30 PM (vmRc0) 159
Had no idea Ace had a new thread from the future
Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2020 03:30 PM (6f16T) 160
You know, if Twitter thinks they can make it on $5/month, I'm guessing I can set up a recurring payment for a couple of bucks to help ace keep the lights on.
Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 23, 2020 03:30 PM (Z8bDj) 161
if Twatter goes down in flames, where will CNN and the NYT get their news?
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 23, 2020 03:30 PM (W2Pud) 162
145 "It will be amusing as Twitter sinks and sinks into obscurity"
Yeah, right? When is the last time a major IT leader like My Space, AOL or Vine has "sank into obscurity? Posted by: KasperHauser word Posted by: Prodigy Chat at July 23, 2020 03:30 PM (FZYNt) 163
where did the ad revenue go??!?!
zomg does one need a working economy for that?!?! derp derp derp the left derp derp I honestly think they are completely unable to see the consequences of their insane actions, like 6 months of lockdowns, stuff like that Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at July 23, 2020 03:30 PM (j9HX3) Posted by: Muldoon at July 23, 2020 03:31 PM (Fc5rx) 165
I think that Jack is trying to plan for the day that Donald Trump ditches TWTR for Parler.
Parler's a non-starter for Trump for the same reason I didn't join: any service like that where non-members can't read your stuff is useless. Posted by: Ian S. at July 23, 2020 03:31 PM (ZGrMX) 166
146 Dirty Tweets Done Dirt Cheap
Posted by: DB- just DB. I'm a loner, Dottie- a rebel. at July 23, 2020 03:28 PM (iTXRQ) https://tinyurl.com/pqfhq78 Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 23, 2020 03:31 PM (A5zUN) 167
118 I hate U2. I have had to listen for the past 20 years everyone telling me they are great.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 23, 2020 03:25 PM (A5zUN) That's kind of how I feel about REM. Posted by: Allie at July 23, 2020 03:31 PM (vmRc0) 168
holy shit guys what if China can't afford to pay for our Media anymore!??!
oh shit oh shit oh shit cos advertising sales is HARD yo Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at July 23, 2020 03:31 PM (j9HX3) 169
This is music to my ears, burn baby burn.
Posted by: Wicklow at July 23, 2020 03:31 PM (uH65w) 170
Twitter premium:
You get 5 more words per tweet. You get special emojis. You get to pretend you are special. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 23, 2020 03:31 PM (r+sAi) 171
How much would ace's "premium" content be worth to you every month?
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at July 23, 2020 03:32 PM (UUBmN) 172
Subscribing to Twitter is Racist!
Posted by: JSmollet at July 23, 2020 03:32 PM (L9Eia) 173
135
O/T but BAMN in Detroit gave us the preview of the megabattle just over the horizon. Block the school buses as the means of shutting down the schools. Works in inner cities. wait a second. bamn working to prevent the indoctrination of little skulls full of mush into leftist orthodoxy? something doesn't compute here. Posted by: Anachronda at July 23, 2020 03:32 PM (sGtp+) 174
Parler was cooler when I thought they'd misspelled parlor ironically
the frenchie thing made it less fun also it's very hype-y they need to seriously calm that UI down Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at July 23, 2020 03:32 PM (j9HX3) 175
171 How much would ace's "premium" content be worth to you every month?
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! does premium include top shelf busty lesbo pron? Posted by: Rick in SK at July 23, 2020 03:33 PM (FZYNt) 176
Twitter Premium comes with cancellation insurance if you lose your job or business over a tweet.
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 23, 2020 03:33 PM (xPl2J) 177
123 The lamentations of the Blue Check Mafia will be . . . elsewhere. Posted by: filbert at July 23, 2020 03:26 PM (NiXyF) What is best in life, Conan?To crush your enemies, drive them before you, and hear the lamentations of their women (otherwise known as the Blue Check Mafia). Posted by: Weldon "Boof" Shithouse at July 23, 2020 03:33 PM (rQ/Vt) 178
What a beautiful day.
Posted by: Summer of Love at July 23, 2020 03:33 PM (ZZaa7) 179
How much would ace's "premium" content be worth to you every month?
- "For the cost of a spat-in cup of coffee..." Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 23, 2020 03:33 PM (Z8bDj) Posted by: Methos at July 23, 2020 03:33 PM (kOpft) 181
That's kind of how I feel about REM.
Posted by: Allie at July 23, 2020 03:31 PM (vmRc0) REM wasn't too bad when you couldn't understand Stipe's words. Went downhill fast though. Posted by: filbert at July 23, 2020 03:33 PM (NiXyF) 182
I hate U2. I have had to listen for the past 20 years everyone telling me they are great.
Amen. Overrated asswipes! Posted by: Unkaren at July 23, 2020 03:29 PM (vGJY7) * ding-a-ling ding-ding-a-ling ding-a-ling ding-ding-a-ling ding-a-ling ding-ding-a-ling ding-a-ling ding-ding-a-ling* Posted by: The Edge at July 23, 2020 03:33 PM (v0R5T) 183
>>> I hate U2. I have had to listen for the past 20 years everyone telling me they are great.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 23, 2020 03:25 PM (A5zUN) ===== In college you couldn't walk through a dorm with out hearing that crap blaring down the halls. Hated their music. Posted by: Hanging Curve at July 23, 2020 03:33 PM (O84i1) 184
Facebook is facing one of the largest ad boycotts in its history-but you wouldn't know it from the stock.
More than 250 major consumer companies have joined the Stop Hate For Profit campaign, an effort to pressure Facebook (FB) and CEO Mark Zuckerberg to better police hate speech on its platform, supported by the NAACP, Anti-Defamation League, Common Sense Media, and other groups. Starbucks, Microsoft, Adidas, Patagonia, Ford, and Yahoo Finance's parent company Verizon have all hit pause on their Facebook ad spending in order to send a message. On June 26, the day Unilever joined the boycott, Facebook stock dropped 8%, hitting a low of $215. One month later, it's back up to $235. Shares hit a 52-week high of $250 just last week, even as the boycott continues. The stock is up 14% in 2020 amid the pandemic. Stop Hate For Profit aka shut down Trump/Republicans/conservative. I love the left on left attacks. Hopefully they'll destroy each other Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 23, 2020 03:33 PM (ag8Q5) 185
I know that the wuhanflu is being used as a bludgeon by the left, but it seems to keep hoisting them on their own petards.
One by one, the giants are falling. Is there nothing this virus cannot do? Posted by: RondinellaMamma at July 23, 2020 03:33 PM (8/7u2) 186
"A lot of people abandoned blogging and made Twitter the default platform." - Mark1971
And what I also observed. People saying they get their "news" here. While excellent, and yuuuge, JJ's round-up is limited, by nature. On some subjects outside of Twitter there isn't really very much online of value, or with nearly the currency and often inside perspective. Or, most of the better more obscure websites/people use Twitter as a link notice. Posted by: rhomboid at July 23, 2020 03:33 PM (OTzUX) 187
I hate when they play U2 on Sirius New Wave channel. WTF ?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 23, 2020 03:33 PM (2DOZq) 188
151 I would pay monthly for ace and... yeah, ace, and that's about it.
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at July 23, 2020 03:29 PM (UUBmN) ====== #MeToo. As much as I like some of the Pajamas Media folks, I'd never consider paying for their "premium" stuff. Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 23, 2020 03:33 PM (dfRN6) 189
wait a second. bamn working to prevent the indoctrination of little skulls full of mush into leftist orthodoxy? something doesn't compute here.
They're doing what the teachers' union wants. There's no thinking that strategic going on here, and it's going to be hilarious when someone figures that out. Posted by: Ian S. at July 23, 2020 03:33 PM (ZGrMX) Posted by: Yahoo Groups at July 23, 2020 03:33 PM (mht8P) Posted by: Muldoon at July 23, 2020 03:33 PM (Fc5rx) 192
Relax Jussie,
We are only charging whitey - people of color will always be free... in fact we'll pay you every time you tweet out of all the revenue's from those cuc... I mean subscribers. Posted by: JDorsey at July 23, 2020 03:33 PM (L9Eia) 193
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I hate U2. I have had to listen for the past 20 years everyone telling me they are great. Amen. Overrated asswipes! Overrated Asswipes would also be an excellent name for a rock band. It's all very meta. Posted by: pep at July 23, 2020 03:34 PM (v16oJ) 194
Hey @Jack, suck my fat greasy hog, huh? I'll give you two nickels.
ace, you're aware the going price is $20, same as in town? Posted by: At-sign Jack at July 23, 2020 03:34 PM (DMUuz) 195
How much would ace's "premium" content be worth to you every month?
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at July 23, 2020 03:32 PM (UUBmN) Probably $50 if it was home improvement videos. Posted by: ... at July 23, 2020 03:34 PM (9zLuY) 196
Block the school buses as the means of shutting down the
schools. Works in inner cities. - The places where 25% of the kids graduate high school? OH NO! Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 23, 2020 03:34 PM (Z8bDj) 197
Off-Topic, but that 'Star Trek continues' series someone mentioned the other night has a redhead with a substantive set of nacelles and a Christina Hendricks drive.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 23, 2020 03:34 PM (BeYX8) 198
Rush is convinced the likes of CNN are sure the Twitter universe is the real world
Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2020 03:34 PM (6f16T) 199
I guess if they want free they can start their own twitter.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 23, 2020 03:34 PM (dNzKv) 200
Liberal Fascism: Supremacist Boogaloo
Posted by: Fritz at July 23, 2020 03:34 PM (gONHW) 201
Pay a microtransaction per tweet for the general userbase, the big media assholes can pay a yearly sub fee for their asshole users to spread lies and disinformation. Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at July 23, 2020 03:35 PM (lg/F7) 202
I'm picturing them hanging upside down from the rafters like bats.
Posted by: JuJuBee at July 23, 2020 03:35 PM (/a+H1) 203
One would have to have a heart of stone not to laugh at this.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 23, 2020 03:35 PM (ejd/p) 204
Who keeps bailing out the NYTimes? No doubt they'll toss a line to twitter.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 23, 2020 03:35 PM (t4of4) 205
142 I know where you can find reviews of random old movies...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 23, 2020 03:27 PM (LvTSG) learn to play chess even! Posted by: Tom Servo at July 23, 2020 03:28 PM (Kpl3J) Mit der recipes even! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 23, 2020 03:35 PM (eTZoJ) 206
REM wasn't too bad when you couldn't understand Stipe's words. Went downhill fast though.
Cosigned. "Life's Rich Pagent" is a great record. Posted by: Ian S. at July 23, 2020 03:35 PM (ZGrMX) 207
Never been on the Twitters but I do want to know where to donate for the piano wire.
They could post videos to Twi... Oh wait. Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at July 23, 2020 03:35 PM (d9Irc) 208
In an age of Trumpian authoritarianism, Twitter stands nearly alone, along with Google, Facebook and other tech and media companies, in bravely disseminating uncomfortable truths that Trump and his corrupt loyalists are constantly trying to suppress.
As an example, I believe the time has now come to use Twitter to reveal to the public that Ghislaine Maxwell and Jeffrey Epstein were in fact working on behalf of Syrian intelligence. And I am sure that all of my national security friends working in the bowels of the Deep State will agree that we simply cannot allow Bashar Assad to achieve a victory over the United States by making any of her evidence public. Posted by: Twitter's Bill Kristol at July 23, 2020 03:35 PM (8DJDR) 209
They're doing what the teachers' union wants. There's no thinking that strategic going on here, and it's going to be hilarious when someone figures that out.
this is all so shitty tho single moms are hanging by a thread, trying to work, they need to at least have the support structure of schools. this is god awful but of course typical of the Left, they love their human shields especially the little children of other people are their favorite hostages. Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at July 23, 2020 03:35 PM (j9HX3) Posted by: DB- just DB. I'm a loner, Dottie- a rebel. at July 23, 2020 03:35 PM (iTXRQ) 211
Eye this: 0
Posted by: Voter theater. at July 23, 2020 03:35 PM (aibhY) 212
does premium include top shelf busty lesbo pron?
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 23, 2020 03:33 PM (FZYNt) No, but there is Flaming Skull and Pudding Cup pron. Posted by: Weldon "Boof" Shithouse at July 23, 2020 03:35 PM (rQ/Vt) 213
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Yes. If by "cheering", you mean "furiously masturbating to". Posted by: ... at July 23, 2020 03:29 PM Well then I guess I need to take a break from this place. Because I'm getting pretty tired of the "fuck _____, let it burn" attitude that seems to be the conventional wisdom among most here. Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 23, 2020 03:35 PM (Do5/p) 214
Can you imagine M.Zuckerberg drooling at acquiring Twitter and merging all of the user data with Facebooks' goldmine of info?
So what if Papa FB has to pay baby Twitters bills once Zuckerberg has everyone's info. He'll be the info King and charge whatever he wants for it. Posted by: scott_t at July 23, 2020 03:36 PM (eoRj+) 215
Rush is convinced the likes of CNN are sure the Twitter universe is the real world
Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2020 03:34 PM (6f16T) and then there are those that think CNN is the real world Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 23, 2020 03:36 PM (t4of4) 216
209
this is all so shitty tho single moms are hanging by a thread, trying to work, they need to at least have the support structure of schools. this is god awful but of course typical of the Left, they love their human shields especially the little children of other people are their favorite hostages. Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at July 23, 2020 03:35 PM (j9HX3) ========== Life would be significantly harder if both Dolley and I weren't allowed to work from home. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 23, 2020 03:36 PM (LvTSG) 217
Wice. A-Woni
The San Fwancisco Tweet! Posted by: Muldoon at July 23, 2020 03:33 PM (Fc5rx) ---- San Francisco cocksucka!! Posted by: Mr. Wu at July 23, 2020 03:36 PM (UAMe5) 218
I guess if they want free they can start their own twitter. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy Only 139 characters, though. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 23, 2020 03:36 PM (mht8P) 219
Probably $50 if it was home improvement videos.
For $50 a month, I'd expect Ace to put a midget in an ewok suit on the payroll who would make agitated noises while Ace read the news. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 23, 2020 03:36 PM (H5knJ) 220
I hate U2. I have had to listen for the past 20 years everyone telling me they are great.
I don't care either way about U2. It's Radiohead where I think they're terrible and everyone says they're great. Posted by: Ian S. at July 23, 2020 03:27 PM (ZGrMX) I really liked U2 when their first album came out, and I saw them in the SJSU ballroom in 1980. That show in fact was what banned concerts from the venue as it almost collapsed. From the first album, I thought they'd really go somewhere - even though it was kind of same-same. But sadly, after that they turned into U2. So, I was half right. Posted by: clutch cargo at July 23, 2020 03:36 PM (8B6Ng) 221
ace, just think of how many doubloons you could get for a first comment. you'll be rolling in shelving.
Posted by: x at July 23, 2020 03:37 PM (nFwvY) 222
Rondinella - which "giants" have been brought down by C19 hysteria/mismanagement? Or even non-giants?
Posted by: rhomboid at July 23, 2020 03:37 PM (OTzUX) 223
197 Off-Topic, but that 'Star Trek continues' series someone mentioned the other night has a redhead with a substantive set of nacelles and a Christina Hendricks drive.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 23, 2020 03:34 PM (BeYX *ears perk up* Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 23, 2020 03:37 PM (A5zUN) 224
Hey everybody. Twitter can't burn down fast enough.
Let the Chrissy Teigens have it all to themselves. They won't listen to anyone else anyway. In the meantime, we as conservatives still have a way to go with building our own private platforms where we can turn around and censor, ridicule and dox the lefties to our hearts' content. Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2020 03:37 PM (L2ZTs) 225
But how ever will I answer the burning question, "What does Patton Oswalt think about this?" and "How can I see 300 nasty assholes repeating the DNC Thought of the Day, even if it's the exact opposite of what the same 300 nasty assholes said yesterday?"
Posted by: ... at July 23, 2020 03:37 PM (9zLuY) 226
Parler must really be biting twatter in the ass.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2020 03:37 PM (Yrc5f) 227
>>> building their "Twitter Clout" begin confronting their poor life choices and start dangling themselves from ceiling rafters.
Is that when they go from being a Twitter Clinger to a Twitter Dangler? Posted by: mikethemoose at July 23, 2020 03:37 PM (Y6UV7) 228
>>197 Off-Topic, but that 'Star Trek continues' series someone mentioned the other night has a redhead with a substantive set of nacelles and a Christina Hendricks drive.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 23, 2020 03:34 PM (BeYX Actually well made fan material, should be canon with TOS. Plus, that one episode had some quality catfight time with that redhead. Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 23, 2020 03:38 PM (vuisn) 229
Can you imagine M.Zuckerberg drooling at acquiring Twitter and merging all of the user data with Facebooks' goldmine of info?
The funnier part of that is that all the lefties think Facebook is an agent of Trump now. It's hilarious. So if they bought Twitter the rending of garments would be epic. Posted by: Ian S. at July 23, 2020 03:38 PM (ZGrMX) 230
"Subscription model" Like Onlyfans?
Posted by: josephistan at July 23, 2020 03:38 PM (Izzlo) 231
Twitter is the internet for people who were too stupid to understand how to set up a blog. Change my mind.
Posted by: ... at July 23, 2020 03:38 PM (9zLuY) 232
Twitter is a sewer that leads to brain death.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 23, 2020 03:38 PM (E+OcO) 233
Good, Twitter, insist on a paywall or subscription like McClatchey did with my local paper, effectively killing it.
Bleed money for months or years before succumbing like Myspace. It's a start, friends. Posted by: secret squirrel at July 23, 2020 03:38 PM (xyImL) 234
I finally washed my hands of U2 when Yoko Bono decided he needed to yodel his way through the end of one of the best Johnny Cash songs ever recorded.
Because you can't just let Johnny Cash do his thing. No, no, no. There has to be yodeling because you're Bono and you think you sh*t gold and honestly believe your stupid contribution improves on something being sung by JOHNNY F*CKING CASH. https://hooktube.com/watch?v=d-dZvQxYX1g Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 23, 2020 03:38 PM (Z8bDj) Posted by: BurtTC at July 23, 2020 03:38 PM (hku12) 236
Second look at MySpace.
Posted by: BluesFish at July 23, 2020 03:38 PM (mTCIP) 237
*tweet*
Posted by: Don Lemon before losing his virginity at July 23, 2020 03:38 PM (v0R5T) 238
For a while there was a Turkish special operator with a Twatters account, he was operating inside northern Syria. Posted in English and Turkish. Very interesting stuff at the time. He's gone now. Also a few other very obscure accounts by people on-scene in various places of interest.
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Who keeps bailing out the NYTimes? No doubt they'll toss a line to twitter. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 23, 2020 03:35 PM (t4of4)That would be Carlos Slim, the richest man in Mexico. How does one go about becoming the richest man in a notoriously corrupt country? Asking for a friend. Posted by: Weldon "Boof" Shithouse at July 23, 2020 03:39 PM (rQ/Vt) 240
Never used it. Never understood why anyone would want to. But then, I'm old.
Posted by: Old Dude at July 23, 2020 03:39 PM (LGXGf) Posted by: Kensington at July 23, 2020 03:39 PM (IRDr0) 242
Starbucks, Microsoft, Adidas, Patagonia, Ford, and Yahoo Finance's parent company Verizon have all hit pause on their Facebook ad spending in order to send a message.
On June 26, the day Unilever joined the boycott, Facebook stock dropped 8%, hitting a low of $215. One month later, it's back up to $235. Shares hit a 52-week high of $250 just last week, even as the boycott continues. The stock is up 14% in 2020 amid the pandemic. Stop Hate For Profit aka shut down Trump/Republicans/conservative. I love the left on left attacks. Hopefully they'll destroy each other Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 23, 2020 03:33 PM (ag8Q5) Unfortunately, that won't happen to FB. That is because they are the greatest and most accurate advertising engine ever created. They've got so much information on their user base that they can pretty much deliver sales to advertisers on demand. These corporations are virtue-signaling for now, but they are not going to abandon Facebook. It gives them results that no other medium can provide. Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 23, 2020 03:39 PM (6xA3t) Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 23, 2020 03:39 PM (ag8Q5) 244
EAT SHIT AND DIE, TWITTER! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 23, 2020 03:39 PM (uhU//) 245
Is that when they go from being a Twitter Clinger to a Twitter Dangler?
--- Whatever happened to Naked Testicle Guy anyway? Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 23, 2020 03:39 PM (sWM8x) 246
Anybody here ever mess with the Twitter Developer API? It's pretty impressive how much automation and control over user accounts you can wield.
Think of Twitter API as a DOS command prompt, where you can run any program based off commands people tweet and return results of text and or media. I mention this as I've had a few ideas knocking around my head that I believe could actually make money. Turn based RPG card games are one example. Another could be trading picks in fantasy football leagues. Posted by: Serious Cat at July 23, 2020 03:39 PM (zqs/f) 247
so Ban all kinds of Trump voting QAnon people on Twatter, & severely restrict a ton of others & wonder why ad rev has fallen of f the cliff
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 23, 2020 03:39 PM (1Dmt5) 248
RINOs,Thumbs and Taters was the B-side to Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves
Posted by: josephistan at July 23, 2020 03:39 PM (Izzlo) 249
does premium include top shelf busty lesbo pron?
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 23, 2020 03:33 PM You want top shelf busty lesbo pron. You'll settle for Cake Girl on the TV on the floor leaning against the wall. You'll get Lena Dunham frottage CDs from underneath the collapsed shelves. Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 23, 2020 03:40 PM (DMUuz) 250
Never did figure out how to read their crazy threads. They don't do no english well.
Posted by: Pliney at July 23, 2020 03:40 PM (nzKWW) 251
197 Off-Topic, but that 'Star Trek continues' series someone mentioned the other night has a redhead with a substantive set of nacelles and a Christina Hendricks drive.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 23, 2020 03:34 PM (BeYX Star Trek Continues was awesome - I was on a flight once with they guy that played Kirk - the "fake Shat" I played it cool though. Posted by: Justasheep at July 23, 2020 03:40 PM (L9Eia) 252
I could never tell if Michael Stipe was Moby in drag or vice versa. Either way, you couldn't assemble one Y chromosome from the both of them combined.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 23, 2020 03:40 PM (Wm5SB) 253
Tik Tok Periscope Instagram Reddit Twitter WhatsApp Wechat Qzone Snapchat Viber.
I'm sure there are more. Social media is saturated. Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 23, 2020 03:40 PM (2DOZq) 254
197 Off-Topic, but that 'Star Trek continues' series someone mentioned the other night has a redhead with a substantive set of nacelles and a Christina Hendricks drive.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 23, 2020 03:34 PM (BeYX ======= Hot Gingers are never off-topic. This is known. Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 23, 2020 03:40 PM (dfRN6) 255
229 Can you imagine M.Zuckerberg drooling at acquiring Twitter and merging all of the user data with Facebooks' goldmine of info?
The funnier part of that is that all the lefties think Facebook is an agent of Trump now. It's hilarious. So if they bought Twitter the rending of garments would be epic. Posted by: Ian S. at July 23, 2020 03:38 PM (ZGrMX) None of those tards understand the power of data mining and collection. The foreign intelligence collection on those platforms alone should terrify Americans. And yet they give their information away, freely, to Zuckerberg and Dorsey who DO NOT keep your information secure or confidential. It's all sold, forever to be placed in the cloud and used against you or to entice you at some point in the future. Never had twitter, got rid of FB over two years ago. Don't miss it at all. Posted by: secret squirrel at July 23, 2020 03:40 PM (xyImL) 256
Can you imagine M.Zuckerberg drooling at acquiring Twitter and merging all of the user data with Facebooks' goldmine of info?
So what if Papa FB has to pay baby Twitters bills once Zuckerberg has everyone's info. He'll be the info King and charge whatever he wants for it. Posted by: scott_t at July 23, 2020 03:36 PM (eoRj+) I'd be surprised if they weren't already sharing data. I know for a fact that Amazoid and FB/IG have something worked out. As I've mentioned here countless times, I'll have a DM on IG, if I mention a product (not even brand name) I will be instantly served ads from not only Amazoid but whoever else makes the damned things. What's extra creepy is when I'll get served up ads based on voice conversations. That's one reason my phone is no longer with me when I'm at home. It gets to play by itself in another room. Posted by: clutch cargo at July 23, 2020 03:41 PM (8B6Ng) 257
I though I thaw a puthy cat!
Posted by: Tweety Bird at July 23, 2020 03:41 PM (3DLpV) 258
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 23, 2020 03:35 PM (Do5/p)
I didn't mean anything personal by it, and speak for no one but myself. But Twitter serves zero value in my life - and it is owned, promoted and lived on by people who hate me and want me dead. Posted by: ... at July 23, 2020 03:41 PM (9zLuY) 259
Parler is never going to be the answer. It's a closed system (non-members can't read them) and the whole point is for as many people as possible to see one's scribblings and ravings.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 23, 2020 03:41 PM (FtO5h) 260
I'll consider a paid subscription model if Twitter allows live broadcasts of Blue Check Window Lickers setting themselves on fire.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at July 23, 2020 03:41 PM (dIpnE) 261
How much would ace's "premium" content be worth to you every month?
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at July 23, 2020 03:32 PM (UUBmN) Probably $50 if it was home improvement videos. Posted by: ... at July 23, 2020 03:34 PM (9zLuY) ........ and lasagna recipes. Posted by: wth at July 23, 2020 03:41 PM (v0R5T) 262
That would be Carlos Slim, the richest man in Mexico. How does one go about becoming the richest man in a notoriously corrupt country? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Weldon "Boof" Shithouse the same way Daniel Snyder got rich. selling phone calls to mexicans Posted by: x at July 23, 2020 03:41 PM (nFwvY) 263
Trump is helping keep Twitter alive.
Posted by: ALH at July 23, 2020 03:42 PM (WIRy8) 264
I could never tell if Michael Stipe was Moby in drag or vice versa. Either way, you couldn't assemble one Y chromosome from the both of them combined.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 23, 2020 03:40 PM (Wm5SB Or the actor on Community. I think they had an episode about that. Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 23, 2020 03:42 PM (2DOZq) 265
Never used it. Never understood why anyone would want to. But then, I'm old.
Posted by: Old Dude at July 23, 2020 03:39 PM (LGXGf) One context I've found it useful was industry conferences. If you're following the rest of your team, you can get little updates about the breakout sessions that you didn't choose (and send info about the one you're attending). We could've used IRC for that, true, but try getting people to use IRC these days. Posted by: hogmartin at July 23, 2020 03:42 PM (t+qrx) 266
I cant wait for the layoffs ...
Posted by: Pliney at July 23, 2020 03:42 PM (nzKWW) 267
Can you imagine M.Zuckerberg drooling at acquiring Twitter and merging all of the user data with Facebooks' goldmine of info?
******** Nope he looked into acquiring it 2 years ago & said UMMMMM NO THANKS Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 23, 2020 03:42 PM (1Dmt5) 268
I frankly think we should all be studying what happened with Tucker Carlson this week.
It shows that the left is ruthless, and we *can* fight back... but, we have to be every bit as ruthless. Marquis de Queenbury rules MUST end. Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2020 03:42 PM (L2ZTs) 269
I hope Jack accepts me bricking in his open mouth as payment.
ps., don't worry about the TP, Jack. I plan on wiping with your face. Posted by: George Will's Punchable Face at July 23, 2020 03:42 PM (6MoD2) 270
I only go to twitter to laugh at tweets from @The MossadIL and @sean_spicier okay and maybe @TitianaMcGrath
Posted by: Justasheep at July 23, 2020 03:43 PM (L9Eia) 271
Say what you want about U2, very few other bands I would let put a new roof on my house.
Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2020 03:43 PM (Ya6PA) 272
"We're losing money. Should we stop shadow-banning half the country and reign in lunatics who make twitter a miserable experience?"
"Nah." Posted by: Anchorman at July 23, 2020 03:44 PM (AVBLO) 273
Can't resist, ever read about how Chevy Chase got dumped from Community? It was ugly.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2020 03:44 PM (L2ZTs) 274
272 "We're losing money. Should we stop shadow-banning half the country and reign in lunatics who make twitter a miserable experience?"
"Nah." Posted by: Anchorman at July 23, 2020 03:44 PM (AVBLO) ======== "They might say something mean about us on Twitter." Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 23, 2020 03:44 PM (LvTSG) 275
Ugh. Poll cited in an article linked at Insty says 60% of Americans support BLM. Still.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 23, 2020 03:44 PM (FtO5h) 276
Just looked at my parlor app for first time in two weeks. I was subscribed to two accounts that I also follow on Twitter. Today, nothing there. Not to mention it doesn't have a "landscape" view for my iPhone plus.
Posted by: Hanging Curve at July 23, 2020 03:44 PM (O84i1) 277
How does Jack intend to invoice the hackers?
Posted by: BluesFish at July 23, 2020 03:44 PM (mTCIP) 278
We could've used IRC for that, true, but try getting people to use IRC these days.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 23, 2020 03:42 PM (t+qrx)*** You see? I had to even look up IRC! Posted by: Old Dude at July 23, 2020 03:44 PM (LGXGf) 279
Today is turning out to be one of the better news days in quite a while. First one of the Soros whores is exposed as a typical Democrat criminal and now the cesspool known as Twatter is in dire financial straits.
Good luck trying to get money from the teenagers, trannies and assorted retards that make up the majority of Twatter's users. Gonna be even harder for the media to pretend that what trends among the pyschopaths on Twatter is relevant to the vast majority of Americans who don't use Twatter. Posted by: Botched_Lobotomy at July 23, 2020 03:44 PM (lRrON) 280
Can't resist, ever read about how Chevy Chase got dumped from Community? It was ugly.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2020 03:44 PM (L2ZTs) No but Chevy Chase is not a good person. Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 23, 2020 03:45 PM (2DOZq) 281
Panic headline on Crain's:
Hospitals appeal to community for help curbing COVID-19 spread You know what? Fuck you hospitals. You exist to serve the community, not the other way around. You don't want to do your fucking jobs, then quit. I don't remember hospitals ever appealing to stop the HIV spread, gonorrhea, etc. And fuck you, Crain's, and your shitty fearmongering. Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 23, 2020 03:45 PM (vg8iE) 282
275 Ugh. Poll cited in an article linked at Insty says 60% of Americans support BLM. Still.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 23, 2020 03:44 PM (FtO5h) ======== For many people it's not a specific organization with specific goals, it's a generalized sentiment about the worth of black people. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 23, 2020 03:45 PM (LvTSG) 283
I'd let The Drifters do a roof. They're used to being up on it. Probably all dead now though.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 23, 2020 03:45 PM (FtO5h) 284
Over 1,700 sewage systems in the United States signed a "cease and desist" letter that decries the use of the term "sewer" in describing Twitter. "Unlike Twitter, we true sewer systems actually perform a useful function for society", the letter stated. When asked to suggest an alternate term to describe Twitter, the spokesperson offered "festering shithole". Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 23, 2020 03:45 PM (uhU//) 285
Ugh. Poll cited in an article linked at Insty says 60% of Americans support BLM. Still.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 23, 2020 03:44 PM (FtO5h) - It makes sense. I suspect a similar number believes there's a bunch of BOOGALOO BOYZ!!! shooting up funerals. Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 23, 2020 03:46 PM (Z8bDj) 286
In the most popular era heard a critic say Edge needed to learn more than 3 chords.
Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2020 03:46 PM (6f16T) 287
67 Prosecutor Leaders defend this action by Twitter. Posted by: Max Power at July 23, 2020 03:46 PM (q177U) 288
I think I can see their future. Much smaller, with way less staff at lower salaries. They'll cater to small number of paying customers who still value it as means of information dissemination. Mostly newsrooms and their state/party sources. They'll get way more serious about walling it off to non-members, but it'll be a fairly useless effort because their paying members will be dullards with poor impulse control, just as they are today. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 23, 2020 03:46 PM (g5Xlv) 289
"lol, @Jack wants money from me so that I can be censored by twitter and #Cancelled by antifa shut-ins. Hey @Jack, suck my fat greasy hog, huh? I'll give you two nickels." Oh ace. I'll living on this one for a week. Posted by: Cannibal Blob at July 23, 2020 03:46 PM (Jx5Qs) 290
Fuck Chevy Chase in particular.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 23, 2020 03:47 PM (y7DUB) 291
Never had twitter, got rid of FB over two years ago. Don't miss it at all.
Posted by: secret squirrel at July 23, 2020 03:40 PM (xyImL) This is one reason I never understood why that pokemon app didn't get more scrutiny when everybody was so enamored with it. The app accesses all of the info on your phone, camera, mic, video, location and contacts (everybody clicks "yes"). So, you think you're looking for pokemon. What you're doing is giving them your exact location, as well as what you're looking at. So you can find stupid animals. So, they get to map out every damned building in the country, and figure out the floor plans. Hospitals, schools, tech firms, federal buildings, you name it. What happens when an Army private is sitting around bored on watch? He starts looking for pokemon. Doesn't matter if it's a secure location, but now they know the layout for the admin building at "X" base. And, how many feet/inches it is to the depot or cafeteria. Scary shit. Posted by: clutch cargo at July 23, 2020 03:47 PM (8B6Ng) 292
I imagine Twitter might try to get people to pay for user "landing pages" where they can share to world their curated content/feeds. When you click on accounts that have that service you get sort of a Facebook page version of Twitter with maybe some more long form content people can post.
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 23, 2020 03:47 PM (zqs/f) Posted by: spindrift at July 23, 2020 03:47 PM (h5TKJ) 294
275 Ugh. Poll cited in an article linked at Insty says 60% of Americans support BLM. Still.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 23, 2020 03:44 PM (FtO5h) First of all, poll. Second of all, ignorance. Third of all, shy effect. Posted by: ... at July 23, 2020 03:47 PM (9zLuY) 295
I don't remember hospitals ever appealing to stop the HIV spread, gonorrhea, etc.
And fuck you, Crain's, and your shitty fearmongering. Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 23, 2020 03:45 PM (vg8iE) And I don't recall healthcare heroes for HIV/AIDS Posted by: CN at July 23, 2020 03:47 PM (ONvIw) Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 23, 2020 03:48 PM (Z8bDj) Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2020 03:48 PM (KZzsI) 298
What's the back story on Chevy Chase? I knew he was a pill head, but that was about it.
Posted by: secret squirrel at July 23, 2020 03:48 PM (xyImL) 299
So, Twitter, are you telling me that promoting bullies and censoring normal people isn't making you a bunch of money?
Posted by: Emmie at July 23, 2020 03:48 PM (+ljgK) 300
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"lol, @Jack wants money from me so that I can be censored by twitter and #Cancelled by antifa shut-ins. Hey @Jack, suck my fat greasy hog, huh? I'll give you two nickels." Oh ace. I'll living on this one for a week. Posted by: Cannibal Blob at July 23, 2020 03:46 PM (Jx5Qs) ======== Can I have your mortgage payment for the week? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 23, 2020 03:48 PM (LvTSG) 301
A couple of days ago, I typed in "Ace of Spades HQ" into Google and the results were links to articles, blog posts, and wiki entries *about* Ace of Spades HQ, but I never saw an actual link to the HQ.
Today, I typed in "Ace of Spades HQ" and http://ace.mu.nu was at the top of the search results. So something has changed. Google needs to do a better job of disguising the blacklists that they're using. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 23, 2020 03:48 PM (W83fP) 302
>>> Ugh. Poll cited in an article linked at Insty says 60% of Americans support BLM. Still.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 23, 2020 03:44 PM (FtO5h) ======== For many people it's not a specific organization with specific goals, it's a generalized sentiment about the worth of black people. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 23, 2020 03:45 PM (LvTSG) ===== Definitely. Also, proclaiming "I'm not racist!" Posted by: Hanging Curve at July 23, 2020 03:48 PM (O84i1) 303
222 Rondinella - which "giants" have been brought down by C19 hysteria/mismanagement? Or even non-giants?
Posted by: rhomboid at July 23, 2020 03:37 PM (OTzUX) Colleges, the worst of our leftist indoctrination centers, are on life support. Leftist cities ( I'm looking at YOU, NYC...) which have lorded their superiority over flyover, are also on life support. The destructiveness of the democrat party is now exposed to all as the effects of democrat policies are now in full view of voting Americans...some will have been red pilled (alas, most lefties resist the red-pilling, but some take it.) Bloated local governments are facing unheard of revenue shortfalls. Layoffs will have to follow. The entertainment industry took a major hit. The in-your-face platform that some many celebrity performers had just ins't there or the public is busy focusing on other major events. Posted by: RondinellaMamma at July 23, 2020 03:48 PM (8/7u2) 304
You see? I had to even look up IRC!
Posted by: Old Dude at July 23, 2020 03:44 PM (LGXGf) The best info in the west on the 1991 Soviet collapse came through the media blockade via IRC. Posted by: hogmartin at July 23, 2020 03:49 PM (t+qrx) 305
298 What's the back story on Chevy Chase? I knew he was a pill head, but that was about it.
Posted by: secret squirrel at July 23, 2020 03:48 PM (xyImL) ======== Apparently a pretty big racist who liked to say racist things to Donald Glover on set. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 23, 2020 03:49 PM (LvTSG) Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2020 03:49 PM (Ya6PA) Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 23, 2020 03:49 PM (ufFY8) 308
135 O/T but BAMN in Detroit gave us the preview of the megabattle just over the horizon. Block the school buses as the means of shutting down the schools.
Works in inner cities ==== It's just as well. I taught a year in Detroit and can testify that VERY little a truthful person would call learning occurs there. Posted by: Vlad the impaler, whittling away like mad at July 23, 2020 03:49 PM (d6mdH) 309
And I don't recall healthcare heroes for HIV/AIDS
Posted by: CN at July 23, 2020 03:47 PM (ONvIw)*** Yeah, the lexicon sure has been dumbed down. Just like everything else. Posted by: Old Dude at July 23, 2020 03:49 PM (LGXGf) 310
Lolz
Posted by: runner at July 23, 2020 03:49 PM (/czxp) 311
Can't resist, ever read about how Chevy Chase got dumped from Community? It was ugly.
Chase has all the human warmth of cancer. And is about half as funny as he is generally rated. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 23, 2020 03:50 PM (H5knJ) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 23, 2020 03:50 PM (uhU//) 313
>>> Today, I typed in "Ace of Spades HQ" and http://ace.mu.nu was at the top of the search results. So something has changed.
Google needs to do a better job of disguising the blacklists that they're using. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 23, 2020 03:48 PM (W83fP) ===== Nothing nefarious. Just a "glitch", don't you know. Posted by: Hanging Curve at July 23, 2020 03:50 PM (O84i1) 314
264 I could never tell if Michael Stipe was Moby in drag or vice versa. Either way, you couldn't assemble one Y chromosome from the both of them combined.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 23, 2020 03:40 PM (Wm5SB Or the actor on Community. I think they had an episode about that. Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 23, 2020 03:42 PM (2DOZq) ---------------------------- Jim Rash. Chang hired a Moby impersonator to replace the dean (Rash) in his bid to take over the school. Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 23, 2020 03:50 PM (CAJOC) 315
He starts looking for pokemon. Doesn't matter if it's a secure location, but now they know the layout for the admin building at "X" base. And, how many feet/inches it is to the depot or cafeteria.
Scary shit. Posted by: clutch cargo at July 23, 2020 03:47 PM (8B6Ng) Who is "they"? Nintendo? I trust Nintendo. They keep secrets better than any corporation. They never have product leaks. Posted by: Serious Cat at July 23, 2020 03:50 PM (zqs/f) 316
So, Twitter, are you telling me that promoting bullies and censoring normal people isn't making you a bunch of money?
Posted by: Emmie at July 23, 2020 03:48 PM (+ljgK) ......... Whoulda thunk it? Posted by: wth at July 23, 2020 03:50 PM (v0R5T) 317
Welp, there goes another retarded thing I never had an interest in.
Posted by: Weasel at July 23, 2020 03:50 PM (MVjcR) 318
Ugh. Poll cited in an article linked at Insty says 60% of Americans support BLM. Still.
Posted by: Guy Smiley ---- To be fair, who in their right mind is gonna say "no" in this era of peace? Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at July 23, 2020 03:51 PM (UUBmN) 319
It's funny that anyone here thinks teachers and their unions will suffer. It's not done yet, but good chance that the next "bailout" bill include vast oceans of money for "education", as well as large amounts of unencumbered slush fund $ for governors. Universities too.
And I kind of get nostalgic for the constant comments a few years back about Obama's deficits and national debt additions. Similar things are now happening *monthly*, not even annually. Seems like some might be upset about that. Posted by: rhomboid at July 23, 2020 03:51 PM (OTzUX) 320
Slowly at first...then quickly.
Posted by: Max Power at July 23, 2020 03:51 PM (q177U) 321
How deep is the red ink, Jack? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 23, 2020 03:51 PM (uhU//) 322
316 So, Twitter, are you telling me that promoting bullies and censoring normal people isn't making you a bunch of money?
Posted by: Emmie at July 23, 2020 03:48 PM (+ljgK) ......... Whoulda thunk it? Posted by: wth at July 23, 2020 03:50 PM (v0R5T) ========== It turns out that letting antifa run free on the platform doesn't lead to a lot of ad sales. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 23, 2020 03:51 PM (LvTSG) 323
I have zero interest in Twitter, and my interest plummets into negative numbers if they want to charge me for it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 23, 2020 03:51 PM (rpbg1) 324
secret squirrel, what TJM said.
Also Chevy Chase has a LONG history of being really nasty and dismissive to everyone else on set who isn't him, and even people serving him in various situations. Once a server nearby him dropped a tray full of drinks, and was already horribly embarrassed; Chevy screamed at him, "why don't you just piss in it?!" He supposedly actually got into a fistfight with Bill Murray backstage at SNL at one time, it was so bad. Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2020 03:51 PM (L2ZTs) 325
Twitter is pretty much a porn feeder site now,
Posted by: William Wangard at July 23, 2020 03:51 PM (sE1Nu) 326
*Star Trek Continues was awesome*
Impressive that working with a level of special effects equivalent to the old series, they make a better show than Discovery or Picard. Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 23, 2020 03:51 PM (BeYX8) Posted by: WeBoned! at July 23, 2020 03:51 PM (8k7U7) 328
And I don't recall healthcare heroes for HIV/AIDS
Posted by: CN at July 23, 2020 03:47 PM (ONvIw)*** ===== I'm old enough to remember that people were painted as some kind of pariahs if they didn't want to hug and love over full-blown AIDS patients and when HIV+ kids were in schools, parents were concerned. And now, here we are at no human contact whatsoever or you're a fucking murderer! Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 23, 2020 03:51 PM (vg8iE) 329
Twitter has been a dying platform for a few years. Once Trump leaves office, and stops using it, it will finally collapse very quickly. The subscription model rarely works as advertised.
Posted by: Ed Teach, Maritime Reclamation Specialist at July 23, 2020 03:51 PM (f6UzA) Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 23, 2020 03:52 PM (Z8bDj) 331
116 >Where the Tweets have No Names. TWEET PUNS GO Posted by: DB- just DB. I'm a loner, Dottie- a rebel. at July 23, 2020 03:25 PM (iTXRQ) _____________ Tweet the Fockers. Posted by: ShainS at July 23, 2020 03:52 PM (OTcWB) 332
It's not done yet, but good chance that the next "bailout" bill include vast oceans of money for "education", as well as large amounts of unencumbered slush fund $ for governors. Universities too. 2009 Stimulus Redux Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 23, 2020 03:52 PM (uhU//) 333
This has to be some kind of joke:
Washington is reportedly playing this season as The Washington Football Team. https://tinyurl.com/y4lw8qsp Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 23, 2020 03:52 PM (sWM8x) 334
Lolita express flight logs ordered released by judge. Too good to check.
Posted by: Dr. McCoy at July 23, 2020 03:52 PM (WX+x0) 335
To be fair, who in their right mind is gonna say "no" in this era of peace?
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at July 23, 2020 03:51 PM (UUBmN) Exactly. Posted by: Jordan61 at July 23, 2020 03:52 PM (Ez6QX) 336
326 *Star Trek Continues was awesome*
Impressive that working with a level of special effects equivalent to the old series, they make a better show than Discovery or Picard. Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 23, 2020 03:51 PM (BeYX ========= The combination of love of and understanding of the source material helps. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 23, 2020 03:52 PM (LvTSG) 337
Rassmussen has Black support of PDT OVER 40% & over 50% for other Non-white. BUT yeah Tuna Finger Bidet is winning
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 23, 2020 03:52 PM (1Dmt5) 338
And what Bear said.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2020 03:52 PM (L2ZTs) 339
More concerning was Goolag has repeatedly removed "ace.mu.nu" from my Chrome address bar autocomplete the last few days. Never happened before to me with any site in any browser.
Posted by: ... at July 23, 2020 03:52 PM (9zLuY) 340
None of those tards understand the power of data mining and collection. The foreign intelligence collection on those platforms alone should terrify Americans. And yet they give their information away, freely, to Zuckerberg and Dorsey who DO NOT keep your information secure or confidential. It's all sold, forever to be placed in the cloud and used against you or to entice you at some point in the future.
Never had twitter, got rid of FB over two years ago. Don't miss it at all. Posted by: secret squirrel at July 23, 2020 03:40 PM (xyImL) Weren't those the good ol' days when the MSM pilloried Admiral John Poindexter when he proposed a facial recognition system project out of DARPA, and the public went nuts over privacy concerns? DARPA quietly scrapped the project. Now people willingly not only allow their faces to be tagged on FB, but they'll submit their genetic material to some unknown entity - and pay them to accept it. Good times, good times. Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 23, 2020 03:52 PM (6xA3t) 341
Do leftists and prog journalists get a discount for opening multiple accounts under the same name? In other words, will folks like Romney get half-off a subscription, since Pierre Delecto is not his real name?
Posted by: red speck at July 23, 2020 03:53 PM (gS3OW) 342
337 Rassmussen has Black support of PDT OVER 40% & over 50% for other Non-white. BUT yeah Tuna Finger Bidet is winning
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 23, 2020 03:52 PM (1Dmt5) ========= Meh. Polls in July. We'll see. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 23, 2020 03:53 PM (LvTSG) 343
You would need a heart of stone not to laugh.
Die twitter die. My schadenboner grew three sizes. Lolgf! Posted by: USNtakim at July 23, 2020 03:53 PM (0OmEj) 344
those are BOTH Likely Voter too
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 23, 2020 03:53 PM (1Dmt5) 345
275 Ugh. Poll cited in an article linked at Insty says 60% of Americans support BLM. Still.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 23, 2020 03:44 PM (FtO5h) Well, I think black lives matter, and I also think it's despicable how BLM is exploiting, harassing, killing, and trying to cripple the opportunities of black people. Posted by: Emmie at July 23, 2020 03:53 PM (+ljgK) 346
Can I have your mortgage payment for the week?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 23, 2020 03:48 PM (LvTSG) Lol. Shut up James. Posted by: Cannibal Blob at July 23, 2020 03:53 PM (Jx5Qs) 347
We could've used IRC for that, true, but try getting people to use IRC these days.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 23, 2020 03:42 PM (t+qrx) We once had an Ace IRC, it was kind of fun, but it was a very small user group! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 23, 2020 03:53 PM (eTZoJ) 348
Everything was downhill for Chase after Fletch.
Supposedly, he is the biggest asshole in Hollyweird. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 23, 2020 03:54 PM (NrgnM) 349
I'm old enough to remember that people were painted
as some kind of pariahs if they didn't want to hug and love over full-blown AIDS patients and when HIV+ kids were in schools, parents were concerned. And now, here we are at no human contact whatsoever or you're a fucking murderer! Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 23, 2020 03:51 PM (vg8iE) _________ And you were homophobic for not wanting to go hang out at gay bathhouses. Posted by: ShainS at July 23, 2020 03:54 PM (OTcWB) 350
Rondinella, there's this thing called the federal govt., and the Fed, and Congress, and the WH. Most of the "fallen" giants you listed are far, far from falling. Good chance they'll be made whole, or nearly so, with $$$ from DC. Happening right now.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 23, 2020 03:54 PM (OTzUX) 351
So, I imagine that if twatter moves to a subscription model, they'll have different levels. Like you get "X" amounts of tweets for free. And "X" amount of people to follow. And probably a plastic/wood/gold/silver/platinum level. It's possible the free service will still help the antifa types to organize, as they'll only be following each other and discussing meet-ups.
But the Jonahs and the Stelters? Are they suddenly going to become little fishes in a big pond? It's them, celebrities and politicians, and nobody else? And if they do move to this model, then what happens as far as the platform v publisher argument? It becomes obvious they're a publisher, doesn't it? How could they argue that? This might actually be the best thing that could happen. And Dorsey can use it as an excuse to not publish calls to burn things or kill people. Posted by: clutch cargo at July 23, 2020 03:54 PM (8B6Ng) 352
346 Can I have your mortgage payment for the week?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 23, 2020 03:48 PM (LvTSG) Lol. Shut up James. Posted by: Cannibal Blob at July 23, 2020 03:53 PM (Jx5Qs) ========== Hey...you stole my wallet earlier. Fair is fair. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 23, 2020 03:54 PM (LvTSG) 353
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 23, 2020 03:50 PM (CAJOC)
Yes now I remember. I miss Community. You do get a lot of Dan Harmon's Abed character in Rick and Morty. Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 23, 2020 03:55 PM (2DOZq) 354
306
'Blood in the Tweets it's up to my ankle' 'Blood in the Tweets it's up to my Knee' Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2020 03:49 PM (Ya6PA) Bravo. Continuing: 'Blood in the Tweetsin the town of Chicago' 'Dumb on the rise and following me' Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 23, 2020 03:55 PM (ufFY8) 355
It's not done yet, but good chance that the next "bailout" bill include vast oceans of money for "education", as well as large amounts of unencumbered slush fund $ for governors. Universities too.
- North Carolina gave k-12 a third of a billion dollars in emergency funding this year. After the schools had closed. After the kids weren't in any of the buildings any more. After the staff was sitting at home not using any resources. Go ahead and square that circle. Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 23, 2020 03:55 PM (Z8bDj) 356
OT - has anyone checked out the Unsolved Mysteries reboot on netflix? UM was one of my favorite shows as a kid, but I'm afraid netflix will fuck it up.
Posted by: josephistan at July 23, 2020 03:55 PM (Izzlo) 357
2009 Stimulus Redux Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 23, 2020 03:52 PM (uhU//) You spelled reflux wrong. Posted by: Cannibal Blob at July 23, 2020 03:55 PM (Jx5Qs) Posted by: Jonah Jagberg at July 23, 2020 03:55 PM (h5TKJ) 359
336 326 *Star Trek Continues was awesome* Impressive that working with a level of special effects equivalent to the old series, they make a better show than Discovery or Picard. Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 23, 2020 03:51 PM (BeYX Part of the problem with Hollywood is that they do spend too damned much on FX. I remember the remake of Gone in 60 Seconds...the original was done on a shoestring, and had a better story and presentation. The remake had the Mustang just like four football fields, just stupid. They would be better off giving a guy 7 mil and ask them to make the next Star Wars. Disney is completely fucked in the head, they gave billions upon billions to Kathleen Kennedy and she turned out the worst films ever made, imo of course. Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at July 23, 2020 03:55 PM (lg/F7) 360
May Twitter self-asphyxiate in the vacuum chamber of opinion they have created.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2020 03:55 PM (IQtvd) 361
OT - has anyone checked out the Unsolved Mysteries reboot on netflix? UM was one of my favorite shows as a kid, but I'm afraid netflix will fuck it up.
==== I haven't seen it - don't have Netflix, but it's made by the same producers of the original. Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 23, 2020 03:56 PM (vg8iE) 362
>>> 3 This has to be some kind of joke:
Washington is reportedly playing this season as The Washington Football Team. https://tinyurl.com/y4lw8qsp Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 23, 2020 03:52 PM (sWM8x) ==== I'd like to think that ownership is doing this to troll the woke, put the whole thing on the back burner until this nonsense dies down. Then bring back the Redskins name next year. I know it''s not the case. But fun to think it. Posted by: Hanging Curve at July 23, 2020 03:56 PM (O84i1) Posted by: DB- just DB. I'm a loner, Dottie- a rebel. at July 23, 2020 03:56 PM (iTXRQ) 364
We once had an Ace IRC, it was kind of fun, but it was a very small user group!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 23, 2020 03:53 PM (eTZoJ) I'd be all over that if it ever starts up again. Posted by: hogmartin at July 23, 2020 03:56 PM (t+qrx) 365
I'd like to see the Laugher curve for revenue vs. subscription price.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 23 Show me yours and I'll show you mine. Posted by: Art at July 23, 2020 03:56 PM (EiNjl) 366
More concerning was Goolag has repeatedly removed
"ace.mu.nu" from my Chrome address bar autocomplete the last few days. Never happened before to me with any site in any browser. Posted by: ... at July 23, 2020 03:52 PM (9zLuY) Go to Opera. Chrome is tracking/giving away all of your info, that's what it was made for. So do all of the apps. You can't turn anything off, incognito mode is only that for you. Posted by: clutch cargo at July 23, 2020 03:56 PM (8B6Ng) 367
lol, Jack wants money from me so that I can be censored by twitter and Cancelled by antifa shut-ins.
Hey Jack, suck my fat greasy hog, huh? I'll give you two nickels. This made me laugh out loud in a doctors waiting room. Posted by: Big Jim Slade at July 23, 2020 03:56 PM (Ofipt) 368
Fuck Chevy Chase in particular.
Can I substitute Brooklyn Chase? Posted by: spindrift at July 23, 2020 * * + 100 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 23, 2020 03:56 PM (rpbg1) 369
#LOLGF
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 23, 2020 03:56 PM (yQpMk) 370
197 Off-Topic, but that 'Star Trek continues' series someone mentioned the other night has a redhead with a substantive set of nacelles and a Christina Hendricks drive.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 23, 2020 03:34 PM (BeYX There are a number of Star Trek fanfic productions on YouTube. Some are wretchedly amateurish, but one or two, like STC, are actually pretty good. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 23, 2020 03:56 PM (W83fP) 371
OT-Here's my report from a little local business which had a huge drop off during COVID. He own and runs a Dry Cleaners, He's been open for a few weeks. He was complaining about the politicization of Covid, the terrible job Governor Murphy is doing and how everything should be open now. He also thinks that school should open and it's not fair to parents who don't have the ability to hire tutors or teachers. He has kids in the public school system. He's a legal immigrant from India. Nice guy. I didn't ask him if he was a Trump voter. I expect he was. Anyway, I don't actually spent a lot of time talking to people in my community about politics so it was an interesting interchange.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2020 03:57 PM (oDRcK) 372
Hospitals in WA have not, to my knowledge, started to beg for money. Of course, locking down all procedures, like cancer therapies for three months along with every other, "Elective" has made them few friends.
Having watched a friend BEG several hospitals for a mastectomy and finally finding a place that would do it puts me in a right foul mood. Now, they are begging people to come in for your normal procedures and are a bit shocked at the skepticism. Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at July 23, 2020 03:57 PM (d9Irc) 373
"He supposedly actually got into a fistfight with Bill Murray backstage at SNL at one time, it was so bad."
Their one scene together in Caddyshack was filmed in one take, so they could get it over with. They couldn't stand each other. Posted by: Chris M at July 23, 2020 03:57 PM (9OR5N) 374
364 We once had an Ace IRC, it was kind of fun, but it was a very small user group!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 23, 2020 03:53 PM (eTZoJ) I'd be all over that if it ever starts up again. Posted by: hogmartin at July 23, 2020 03:56 PM (t+qrx) Okay I will ask, what is an" IRC"? Posted by: tubal at July 23, 2020 03:57 PM (90T4r) 375
This has to be some kind of joke:
Washington is reportedly playing this season as The Washington Football Team. Honestly, that's fantastic as a middle finger to Goodell and the wokesters. Posted by: Ian S. at July 23, 2020 03:57 PM (ZGrMX) 376
Another thing with Star Trek Continues is the guy who finances it and plays Kirk loves the show.
CBS All Access just loves itself. Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2020 03:57 PM (IQtvd) 377
I say we subdue Twatter with a cross, drive a wooden stake through its heart, cut its head off, and fill its mouth with garlic. And while the cross, wooden stake, and garlic are handy, do the same to Facebutt.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 23, 2020 03:57 PM (+y/Ru) 378
356 OT - has anyone checked out the Unsolved Mysteries reboot on netflix? UM was one of my favorite shows as a kid, but I'm afraid netflix will fuck it up.
Posted by: josephistan at July 23, 2020 03:55 PM (Izzlo) Maybe, if Robert Stack is brought back to life. Posted by: WeBoned! at July 23, 2020 03:57 PM (8k7U7) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 23, 2020 03:57 PM (uhU//) 380
This has to be some kind of joke:
Washington is reportedly playing this season as The Washington Football Team. https://tinyurl.com/y4lw8qsp Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis We are such an unserious country. Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2020 03:58 PM (d6PIl) 381
Welp, there goes another retarded thing I never had an interest in.
Posted by: Weasel at July 23, 2020 03:50 PM (MVjcR) I have zero interest in Twitter, and my interest plummets into negative numbers if they want to charge me for it. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 23, 2020 03:51 PM (rpbg1) Stock up now! We're having a Buy 4 Get 1 Free sale this weekend! Posted by: fucks 4 sale at July 23, 2020 03:58 PM (v0R5T) 382
356 OT - has anyone checked out the Unsolved Mysteries reboot on netflix? UM was one of my favorite shows as a kid, but I'm afraid netflix will fuck it up.
Posted by: josephistan at July 23, 2020 03:55 PM I watched an episode a few days ago about the death of Rey Rivera, who found dead in an abandoned room in a Baltimore hotel having apparently fallen through a hole in the roof. Very interesting. Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 23, 2020 03:58 PM (94WAg) 383
333 This has to be some kind of joke:
Washington is reportedly playing this season as The Washington Football Team. https://tinyurl.com/y4lw8qsp Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 23, 2020 03:52 PM (sWM8x) Wait, I know, they should call themselves the Washington Generals. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 23, 2020 03:58 PM (W83fP) 384
376 Another thing with Star Trek Continues is the guy who finances it and plays Kirk loves the show.
CBS All Access just loves itself. Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2020 03:57 PM (IQtvd) ======== And Alex Kurtzman. Why anyone loves Alex Kurtzman, I couldn't tell you. All the way back to his script of Legend of Zorro it was obvious that he was a hack. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 23, 2020 03:58 PM (LvTSG) 385
Start a new Twitter like service. Give free service to all of the cucks. Charge regular people for access to abuse the cucks.
What about a name like Motherlode? Posted by: Fritz at July 23, 2020 03:58 PM (gONHW) 386
Hey...you stole my wallet earlier. Fair is fair.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 23, 2020 03:54 PM (LvTSG) So now you're Punishing me? Posted by: Cannibal Blob at July 23, 2020 03:59 PM (Jx5Qs) 387
A flocking the Tweeter we will go
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2020 03:59 PM (IQtvd) 388
The one fan Star Trek thing I saw had Grant Imahara in it as Sulu and while I liked the guy, he cannot act. Even a little.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2020 03:59 PM (KZzsI) 389
Wait, I know, they should call themselves the Washington Generals.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 23, 2020 03:58 PM (W83fP) They would have to buy that name from Trump, Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 23, 2020 03:59 PM (2DOZq) 390
Fun anecdote.
My bff works for a douchy-left lawyer. Lawyer gives our his basement lower level to dem campaign workers to live in during election season. He has 10-12 living there. Today he came home. One was left and she was packing up. Theyre all going home. Said Biden campaign too terrible to work for. Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 23, 2020 03:59 PM (NbwKL) 391
Okay I will ask, what is an" IRC"?
Posted by: tubal at July 23, 2020 03:57 PM (90T4r) Internet Relay Chat. Basically the blog, but in realtime as a chat channel. Posted by: hogmartin at July 23, 2020 04:00 PM (t+qrx) 392
The Washington Redskins should have been renamed Washington Team of Football so those dingbats can be known as WTF.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 23, 2020 04:00 PM (ufFY8) 393
Their one scene together in Caddyshack was filmed in one take, so they could get it over with. They couldn't stand each other.
Posted by: Chris M Hating Chevy Chase is a popular pastime. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 23, 2020 04:00 PM (+y/Ru) 394
>We are such an unserious country.
Posted by: rickb223 my theory is that since we are a somewhat free country, that freedom allows many of us to be very unserious with little consequence imho ymmv Posted by: DB- just DB. I'm a loner, Dottie- a rebel. at July 23, 2020 04:00 PM (iTXRQ) 395
The one fan Star Trek thing I saw had Grant Imahara in it as Sulu and while I liked the guy, he cannot act. Even a little.
That still puts him ahead of George Takei. Posted by: Ian S. at July 23, 2020 04:00 PM (ZGrMX) 396
as the NeverTrumpers, RINOs, Thumbs and Taters who have invested literally countless hours of their short lives they will never ever get back into building their "Twitter Clout" begin confronting their poor life choices and start dangling themselves from ceiling rafters. --Ace.
The incomparable Ace. Bravo. Posted by: Gilded Age II at July 23, 2020 04:00 PM (BRkq2) 397
OT - has anyone checked out the Unsolved Mysteries reboot on netflix? UM was one of my favorite shows as a kid, but I'm afraid netflix will fuck it up.
It's okay-ish. I don't regret watching it. But it's way different. No Stack-like narrator. Each episode is an hour and covers one case. Only a couple of them offer genuine mysteries, I think. The others may be "unsolved" is some technical sense but are obvious enough. One episode is UFO-related and could not be more boring. First episode is the strongest. So if you watch it and it's not your cuppa, abandon ship. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 23, 2020 04:00 PM (H5knJ) 398
390 Fun anecdote.
My bff works for a douchy-left lawyer. Lawyer gives our his basement lower level to dem campaign workers to live in during election season. He has 10-12 living there. Today he came home. One was left and she was packing up. Theyre all going home. Said Biden campaign too terrible to work for. Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 23, 2020 03:59 PM (NbwKL) ========= It moved. What state is this? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 23, 2020 04:01 PM (LvTSG) 399
Porkulus II : Electric Bugaloo
Posted by: the ghost of liberty at July 23, 2020 04:01 PM (4rEnM) 400
The one fan Star Trek thing I saw had Grant Imahara in it as Sulu and while I liked the guy, he cannot act. Even a little.
He had a sex scene with the Christina Hendrix character. Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 23, 2020 04:01 PM (BeYX8) 401
298 What's the back story on Chevy Chase?
Posted by: secret squirrel at July 23, 2020 03:48 PM (xyImL) He's a complete asshole. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 23, 2020 04:01 PM (W83fP) 402
This has to be some kind of joke:
Washington is reportedly playing this season as The Washington Football Team. https://tinyurl.com/y4lw8qsp Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 23, 2020 03:52 PM (sWM8x) It's Raciiisssttt!!! In a game of passing and catching, it totally ignores Hands and Arms. It's body shaming. REEEEEE!!!!! Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2020 04:01 PM (axyOa) 403
395 The one fan Star Trek thing I saw had Grant Imahara in it as Sulu and while I liked the guy, he cannot act. Even a little.
That still puts him ahead of George Takei. Posted by: Ian S. at July 23, 2020 04:00 PM (ZGrMX) ========= Oh my... Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 23, 2020 04:01 PM (LvTSG) 404
*points*
*laughs* Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 23, 2020 04:01 PM (LBamn) 405
so if you're a member of the Washington Football Team, what are you called? A Teamster? A Baller?
Posted by: DB- just DB. I'm a loner, Dottie- a rebel. at July 23, 2020 04:01 PM (iTXRQ) 406
No Stack-like narrator
************** I could watch Stack read from the phonebook. He WAS Unsolved Mysteries. Posted by: Two Weeks From Beta Testing A Zooey Deschanel AI in Virtual Reality at July 23, 2020 04:01 PM (+dsLj) 407
I got suspended from Twitter for replying to a Brit Hume tweet with "Shoot the looters and vandals."
They basically have been pruning away their customers. Posted by: JAS at July 23, 2020 04:02 PM (2BZBZ) 408
And THAT is why the go after nobodies who harass celebrities and bluecheck VIPs (journalists, elected officials).
These "influencers leave and the whole advertising revenue pyramid collapses. Posted by: Lizzy at July 23, 2020 04:02 PM (bDqIh) 409
I've decided I'm 100% in favor of a paid subscription model for AoSHQ based on a few chuckleheads in the last thread.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at July 23, 2020 04:02 PM (PFAAg) 410
I'd be all over that if it ever starts up again.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 23, 2020 03:56 PM (t+qrx) It was great because you could parallel process and be tracking the live blog while running a side group discussion on a topic of special interest! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 23, 2020 04:02 PM (eTZoJ) 411
The combination of love of and understanding of the source material helps.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 23, 2020 03:52 PM You know who pioneered that concept? Posted by: Prometheus at July 23, 2020 04:02 PM (DMUuz) 412
409 I've decided I'm 100% in favor of a paid subscription model for AoSHQ based on a few chuckleheads in the last thread.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at July 23, 2020 04:02 PM (PFAAg) ========= *knows it's about me* *seethes* Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 23, 2020 04:02 PM (LvTSG) 413
391 Okay I will ask, what is an" IRC"?
Posted by: tubal at July 23, 2020 03:57 PM (90T4r) Internet Relay Chat. Basically the blog, but in realtime as a chat channel. Posted by: hogmartin at July 23, 2020 04:00 PM (t+qrx) My people call it an International Reply Coupon. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 23, 2020 04:03 PM (W83fP) 414
405 so if you're a member of the Washington Football Team, what are you called? A Teamster? A Baller?
Posted by: DB- just DB. I'm a loner, Dottie- a rebel. at July 23, 2020 04:01 PM (iTXRQ) ------ Not sure what they'll call the players, but the fans shall continue to be known as suckers. Posted by: Weasel at July 23, 2020 04:03 PM (MVjcR) 415
So, first I find out that that worthless democrat in Portland got teargassed and shrieked at by the half wit thugs, then I find out that those bastards at Twitter are having trouble making money. It's a good day.
Any chance those idiot thugs in Portland could throw garbage and bottles at Dorsey? Posted by: nerygirl at July 23, 2020 04:03 PM (+lVUW) 416
They basically have been pruning away their customers.
Posted by: JAS at July 23, 2020 04:02 PM (2BZBZ) Yet Parler is completely fvcked up. I can't create an account, and the original account I created for AoSHQ appears and disappears. Way to destroy a golden opportunity guys! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 23, 2020 04:03 PM (dLLD6) 417
Fun anecdote.
My bff works for a douchy-left lawyer. Lawyer gives our his basement lower level to dem campaign workers to live in during election season. He has 10-12 living there. Today he came home. One was left and she was packing up. Theyre all going home. Said Biden campaign too terrible to work for. Posted by: dagny Sounds like they're not trying. Sounds like they are planning to steal the election. Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2020 04:03 PM (d6PIl) 418
That still puts him ahead of George Takei.
Now now. Takei may suck cock by the furlong but he can and has put in a workmanlike performance. Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 23, 2020 04:03 PM (yQpMk) 419
Parler is good for the conservative news feeds, so I get some value out of it. It's greatest contribution is biting a significant chunk out of the Twitter non-bot user base.
Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at July 23, 2020 04:03 PM (DBPIP) Posted by: DB- just DB. I'm a loner, Dottie- a rebel. at July 23, 2020 04:03 PM (iTXRQ) 421
Start buying up domains if you think you know the new team name for the ***skins.
Posted by: LOL at July 23, 2020 04:04 PM (EiNjl) 422
*knows it's about me*
*seethes* Posted by: TheJamesMadison, - At least JackStraw didn't insult you. Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 23, 2020 04:04 PM (Z8bDj) Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 23, 2020 04:04 PM (eTZoJ) Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2020 04:04 PM (IQtvd) 425
I've decided I'm 100% in favor of a paid subscription model for AoSHQ based on a few chuckleheads in the last thread.
********** I'd pay for this, and maybe twice as much if we had a daily conservative boobeh thread. Posted by: Two Weeks From Beta Testing A Zooey Deschanel AI in Virtual Reality at July 23, 2020 04:04 PM (+dsLj) 426
I would, with difficulty, be able to pay for subscription HQ, and be glad to see that pay for regular back shavings and hobo hunts for Ace. As long as it wasn't too spendy. But I fear Ace would view that as a requirement for him to be extra awesome and feel stressed out by it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2020 04:04 PM (KZzsI) 427
He has 10-12 living there. Today he came home. One was left and she was packing up. Theyre all going home. Said Biden campaign too terrible to work for.
Debbie Dingell is out saying the media's fucked up all the polls and Biden's actually underwater. I hope nobody listens to her. Posted by: Ian S. at July 23, 2020 04:04 PM (ZGrMX) 428
nerdygirl, yup. LOL.
From what I read, all the Wheeler situation needed last night was a laugh track and some Benny Hill-style yakity sax. Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2020 04:04 PM (L2ZTs) 429
407 I got suspended from Twitter for replying to a Brit Hume tweet with "Shoot the looters and vandals."
They basically have been pruning away their customers. Posted by: JAS at July 23, 2020 04:02 PM (2BZBZ) I got a Twitter timeout for saying that the Virginia GOP ought to be taken out and shot. I still stand by my statement. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 23, 2020 04:04 PM (W83fP) 430
Chevy Chase's grandfather was also disliked by many. But Halsey liked him as his chief of staff, which got him a carrier command.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 23, 2020 04:04 PM (OTzUX) 431
ACE OF SPADES TELNET
Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 23, 2020 04:04 PM (Z8bDj) 432
427 He has 10-12 living there. Today he came home. One was left and she was packing up. Theyre all going home. Said Biden campaign too terrible to work for.
Debbie Dingell is out saying the media's fucked up all the polls and Biden's actually underwater. I hope nobody listens to her. Posted by: Ian S. at July 23, 2020 04:04 PM (ZGrMX) ========= Stop making it move. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 23, 2020 04:04 PM (LvTSG) 433
Unless he's a Jekyl Hyde, how can anyone hate Bill Murray?
Posted by: SFGoth at July 23, 2020 04:05 PM (KAi1n) 434
I'd pay for Ace.
That's how badly I like-- and NEED-- this place to keep myself sane. That's not a joke either. Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2020 04:05 PM (L2ZTs) 435
Wait 'till the DMs of those 36 or so VIPs that were hacked are leaked.
LOLGF, @jack! Makes me wonder -- is twitter already paying to boost certain trends over others? I know they sandwich in paid content, but looking at what is allegedly "trending" on a given day, it's obviously manipulated, so why wouldn't it be manipulated a certain direction for $$$? Posted by: Lizzy at July 23, 2020 04:05 PM (bDqIh) 436
Their team colors are black and white with bar-codes as jersey numbers.
black stars on a white background, the player's position in bold letters: LINEMAN and no name Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2020 04:05 PM (KZzsI) 437
350 Rondinella, there's this thing called the federal govt., and the Fed, and Congress, and the WH. Most of the "fallen" giants you listed are far, far from falling. Good chance they'll be made whole, or nearly so, with $$$ from DC. Happening right now.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 23, 2020 03:54 PM (OTzUX) Yes, sadly, the handouts flow freely and then that's on us. Dems never cede any ground, not even and inch. Our side gives in to them. Posted by: RondinellaMamma at July 23, 2020 04:05 PM (8/7u2) 438
Dagny, think of Ethel Merman singing "This Could Be the Start of Something Big."
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 23, 2020 04:05 PM (sWM8x) 439
406 No Stack-like narrator
************** I could watch Stack read from the phonebook. He WAS Unsolved Mysteries. Posted by: Two Weeks From Beta Testing A Zooey Deschanel AI in Virtual Reality at July 23, 2020 04:01 PM (+dsLj) I found a podcast "Weird Darkness" that's like Unsolved Mysteries for the radio. The narrator (who has a great voice) goes into all kinds of subjects like UM did - true crime, UFOs, hauntings, disappearances, conspiracy theories. It's pretty good. Posted by: josephistan at July 23, 2020 04:05 PM (Izzlo) 440
I worked a wedding in Rhinebeck, NY for Chevy Chase's niece IIRC. He was on good behavior that day. Unfortunately no good story I could tell.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 23, 2020 04:06 PM (2DOZq) 441
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I'd like to see the Laugher curve for revenue vs. subscription price. not certain whether typo or pun Posted by: Anachronda at July 23, 2020 04:06 PM (sGtp+) 442
I got suspended from Twitter for replying to a Brit Hume tweet with "Shoot the looters and vandals."
---- I got a Twitter timeout for saying that the Virginia GOP ought to be taken out and shot. While I appreciate the sentiment, its not exactly hard to see why someone might get suspended for this kind of thing Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2020 04:06 PM (KZzsI) 443
But I fear Ace would view that as a requirement for him to be extra awesome and feel stressed out by it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2020 04:04 PM (KZzsI) - I say this unjokingly: I'd be more than satisfied with scrolling name fields, then scrolling colored name fields, then scrolling flashing colored name fields for the different amounts paid. Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 23, 2020 04:06 PM (Z8bDj) 444
Well then I guess I need to take a break from this place. Because I'm getting pretty tired of the "fuck _____, let it burn" attitude that seems to be the conventional wisdom among most here === Bye, have an enjoyable flounce. Posted by: Vlad the impaler, whittling away like mad at July 23, 2020 04:06 PM (d6mdH) 445
You don't want to see the Matt Lauer curve
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2020 04:06 PM (IQtvd) 446
Anybody else read that PDT called Fuglyfoot in Chicago and got her/him/it to back down about fed agents?
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2020 04:06 PM (L2ZTs) 447
black stars on a white background, the player's position in bold letters: LINEMAN and no name
If the aim is to troll Roger Goodell and Nike, that would be glorious. Hell, even if it wasn't, it would have that effect. Posted by: Ian S. at July 23, 2020 04:07 PM (ZGrMX) 448
I got a Twitter timeout for saying that the Virginia GOP ought to be taken out and shot.
************ Funsie factsie, Twitter doesn't actively go looking for accounts to ban, it's always due to someone reporting you. That should give some indication to the number of Karens that patrol that shitty ass platform. Posted by: Two Weeks From Beta Testing A Zooey Deschanel AI in Virtual Reality at July 23, 2020 04:07 PM (+dsLj) 449
LOL. Twitter was never very profitable in any case.
The one advantage of Twitter is that it is a left-wing echo chamber that convinces leftists that their views are more popular than they actually are. This causes them to make mistakes. Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 23, 2020 04:07 PM (I2/tG) 450
what is flounce
Posted by: DB- just DB. I'm a loner, Dottie- a rebel. at July 23, 2020 04:08 PM (iTXRQ) 451
Sounds like they are planning to steal the election.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2020 04:03 PM (d6PIl) I can't imagine working for a campaign where you know he candidate is mentally incapacitated-and how could they not know?-is a great experience.. I hope Trump is on that issue of stealing the election. I would think he would be, but maybe those of us that don't work full time should sign up to be election workers. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2020 04:08 PM (oDRcK) 452
If Twitter goes to subscription or even just guaranteed tracking (for example, forcing login to view), it's over. The company is kaput. People will pay up to and including - but no more than - zero dollars for Twitter. They won't even be inconvenienced for it. This is why I don't view Parlr tweets. If I have to log in, I can't be bothered.
They have created an environment so toxic and unfriendly and arbitrary that only journalists use the damn thing at this point. For me, the only downside to the Twitter failure if it happens is that it might disrupt kbdabear's Ginger Thursday. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 23, 2020 04:08 PM (hYcqw) 453
I found a podcast "Weird Darkness" that's like Unsolved Mysteries for the radio.
********** Ohhh gonna look for that one. Posted by: Two Weeks From Beta Testing A Zooey Deschanel AI in Virtual Reality at July 23, 2020 04:08 PM (+dsLj) 454
I got suspended from Twitter for replying to a Brit Hume tweet with "Shoot the looters and vandals."
---- I got a Twitter timeout for saying that the Virginia GOP ought to be taken out and shot. While I appreciate the sentiment, its not exactly hard to see why someone might get suspended for this kind of thing Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2020 04:06 PM (KZzsI) I don't disagree, but it would have at least the flimsiest veneer of legitimacy if the enemy were ever hel- I almost typed "held accountable", but let's start with "acknowledged to advocate violence at times". Baby steps, here. Posted by: hogmartin at July 23, 2020 04:08 PM (t+qrx) 455
I think I got bounced from twitter for the Cannibal Bob nic...I mean I'm just a fucking nice guy and would never say anything mean so it must have been that. Bigots.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at July 23, 2020 04:08 PM (Jx5Qs) 456
The one advantage of Twitter is that it is a left-wing echo chamber that convinces leftists that their views are more popular than they actually are.
In this regard, it's also a very mixed blessing in that it's great for our side's oppo research. And we've learned lefties just can't shut up, even about "secret" plans, much of the time. Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2020 04:08 PM (L2ZTs) 457
223 197 Off-Topic, but that 'Star Trek continues' series someone mentioned the other night has a redhead with a substantive set of nacelles and a Christina Hendricks drive.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 23, 2020 03:34 PM (BeYX *ears perk up* === Just ears? Posted by: Vlad the impaler, whittling away like mad at July 23, 2020 04:08 PM (d6mdH) 458
I got a Twitter timeout for saying that the Virginia GOP ought to be taken out and shot.
I still stand by my statement. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 23, 2020 04:04 PM (W83fP) Your statement is even more true today! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 23, 2020 04:09 PM (eTZoJ) 459
How deep is the red ink, Jack?
- How high's the red ink, mama? Five feet high and risin' How high's the red ink, papa? She said it's five feet high and risin' Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 23, 2020 04:09 PM (+y/Ru) 460
434I'd pay for Ace
That's how badly I like-- and NEED-- this place to keep myself sane That's not a joke either Posted by: qdpsteve Yes. Posted by: Floridachick at July 23, 2020 04:09 PM (Qk594) 461
You know who pioneered that concept?
Posted by: Prometheus at July 23, 2020 04:02 PM (DMUuz) And that is when the fight started, officer. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 23, 2020 04:09 PM (ufFY8) 462
what is flounce
It's something gays do. "Vlad" is implying that wanting to save this country means you're gay. Posted by: Ian S. at July 23, 2020 04:09 PM (ZGrMX) 463
Noooooooooooooooooood! More of the same, really.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 23, 2020 04:09 PM (ExV1e) 464
the player's position in bold letters: LINEMAN and no name
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2020 04:05 PM Does he drive the back roads? Posted by: zombie Glen Campbell at July 23, 2020 04:10 PM (DMUuz) 465
nood Posted by: AltonJackson at July 23, 2020 04:10 PM (NiSls) 466
what is flounce
- Ever seen a beautiful girl you were in love with playfully bouncing along in a playful, happy run after a puppy in a field of flowers on a spring day? That, except replace everything wonderful with a man that is aroused by feces. Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 23, 2020 04:10 PM (Z8bDj) 467
While I appreciate the sentiment, its not exactly hard to see why someone might get suspended for this kind of thing
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2020 04:06 PM (KZzsI) +++++++++++ The Leftist do this and more and moreover they really mean it. They use it to coordinate domestic terror activity and as a freaking medium for speech and thought control and public pressure on opponents. The double standard is unacceptable, and hopefully that's why they're having trouble. If the rule is "no death threats and no incitements to violence" then fine. But that isn't the rule. It's only a rule if you're on the wrong ideological plane. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 23, 2020 04:10 PM (hYcqw) 468
420 ok I'm ordering pizza online
anybody want anything? Posted by: DB- just DB. I'm a loner, Dottie- a rebel. at July 23, 2020 04:03 PM (iTXRQ) Two dozen hot wings, a gram of coke and a high-end escort. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 23, 2020 04:10 PM (LBamn) Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 23, 2020 04:10 PM (gd9RK) 470
what is flounce
Posted by: DB- just DB. I'm a loner, Dottie- a rebel. at July 23, 2020 04:08 PM (iTXRQ) There are twelve of them in a can of Diet Coke. Posted by: hogmartin at July 23, 2020 04:10 PM (t+qrx) Posted by: rhomboid at July 23, 2020 04:10 PM (OTzUX) 472
DB: extra jalapenos, linquica and artichoke hearts please! :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2020 04:11 PM (L2ZTs) 473
I wonder when the drop dead date is for the dems to pick VP and yes presidential candidates. I imagine there is some lead time needed to create ballots ...etc.
Posted by: Pliney at July 23, 2020 04:11 PM (nzKWW) 474
Said Biden campaign too terrible to work for.
If you want to get f'ed over, work for a well-known Leftist organization, or work for a well-known Leftist. That's been true for years. Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 23, 2020 04:11 PM (I2/tG) Posted by: JAS at July 23, 2020 04:11 PM (2BZBZ) 476
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?blog=86&post=389277#c33184599
I got suspended from Twitter the last time for calling Richard Marx a little cunt. Posted by: George Will's Punchable Face at July 23, 2020 04:11 PM (6MoD2) 477
Makes me wonder -- is twitter already paying to
boost certain trends over others? I know they sandwich in paid content, but looking at what is allegedly "trending" on a given day, it's obviously manipulated, so why wouldn't it be manipulated a certain direction for $$$? Posted by: Lizzy at July 23, 2020 04:05 PM (bDqIh) Yeah, seeing what is 'trending' is complete bullshit. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 23, 2020 04:12 PM (ufFY8) 478
I don't disagree, but it would have at least the flimsiest veneer of legitimacy if the enemy were ever hel- I almost typed "held accountable", but let's start with "acknowledged to advocate violence at times".
Certainly. the problem is as always, the inconsistency and blatant partisan tilt of how its enforced and the rules are written. Animal Farm was meant to be a warning, not a textbook. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2020 04:12 PM (KZzsI) 479
Two dozen hot wings, a gram of coke and a high-end escort.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 23, 2020 04:10 PM (LBamn) when did you become really fucking funny? Posted by: Cannibal Blob at July 23, 2020 04:12 PM (Jx5Qs) 480
Not you, clyde. Just the term.
Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 23, 2020 04:12 PM (Z8bDj) 481
Ok. I am going to go fill up the gas tanks and buy more food to stuff my pantry and freezer with since food prices and worldwide mayhem will ensue once three gorges dam bursts. I see no one is taking my warning seriously. But in case I am overreacting, which I hope I am, at the very least I'll be ready for hurricane season. As long as the generator works that is.
Posted by: Floridachick at July 23, 2020 04:13 PM (Qk594) Posted by: Akiva Goldsman at July 23, 2020 04:13 PM (oVJmc) 483
Flounce is what trannies do when they're dress shopping.
Posted by: fucks 4 sale at July 23, 2020 04:13 PM (v0R5T) 484
what is flounce
===== A word a newb is using about another newb being bummed out but the tone here. Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 23, 2020 04:10 PM This is true. A veteran would use gambol. Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 23, 2020 04:13 PM (DMUuz) 485
I got suspended from Twitter the last time for calling Richard Marx a little cunt.
I mean I'm not a fan of "I Should Have Known Better" but that seems strong Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2020 04:13 PM (KZzsI) 486
While I appreciate the sentiment, its not exactly hard to see why someone might get suspended for this kind of thing
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2020 04:06 PM (KZzsI Right. Apparently whoever is wielding their banhammer is too clueless to understand the use of metaphor and exaggeration. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 23, 2020 04:14 PM (W83fP) 487
Not many years ago the Conservative chatroom members were giving the leftist and their arrogance a real beating, verbally. One might notice they nearly all mysteriously closed up shop, i was one of the many that informed the leftist of their blindness and ignorance. I still smile at remembering. Sunny day facade Conservatives are a detriment, not an asset to Conservatism, patriotism, Christianity. Pass them by like a turd in the road on a hot sunny day. They are what they are.
Posted by: ron n. at July 23, 2020 04:14 PM (om5HK) 488
when did you become really fucking funny?
He always was, just also really bummed. I'm glad to see the goofy fun outweigh the bummed in his life Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2020 04:15 PM (KZzsI) 489
I got suspended from Twitter the last time for calling Richard Marx a little cunt.
He's even less funny than Zeppo. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 23, 2020 04:15 PM (oVJmc) 490
Gambol is a good word. I will have to work it into conversation.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 23, 2020 04:15 PM (gd9RK) 491
I'd absolutely pay for access to the Horde. This is the only place that let's me know not every single person in America has lost their damn minds.
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at July 23, 2020 04:17 PM (/wF1W) 492
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Anybody else read that PDT called Fuglyfoot in Chicago and got her/him/it to back down about fed agents? I don't think she has a choice. I read today agents can go after anyone threatening a federal building even if they're blocks away and it sounds like they might use the Rico act to go after gangs. 117,000 gang members divided into 55 gangs with several hundred gang conflicts daily according to Second City Cop. Posted by: dartist at July 23, 2020 04:19 PM (+ya+t) 493
I quit Twitter about 2 years ago. It was probably a healthier decision than when I quit smoking.
Posted by: itsatax at July 23, 2020 04:22 PM (G0PUA) 494
"I mean I'm not a fan of "I Should Have Known Better" but that seems strong"
------ A combination of him ending up with Daisy Fuentes, and him labeling all Trump supporters racists. Posted by: George Will's Punchable Face at July 23, 2020 04:30 PM (6MoD2) 495
Why doesn't ace add a monthly membership fee in order to COMMENT on AoSHQ? $5/mo. gets you 1K-2K characters of comments. Most of you probably skim through the content and click immediately on Comments so you can say First! or some other silliness. I am noticing a lot more noise in the comments lately.
Posted by: ThatGuyWhoHasToSayIt at July 23, 2020 04:32 PM (JOV2V) 496
They have created an environment so toxic and unfriendly and arbitrary that only journalists use the damn thing at this point. For me, the only downside to the Twitter failure if it happens is that it might disrupt kbdabear's Ginger Thursday.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 23, 2020 04:08 PM (hYcqw) I have contingency plans built in. No one will have to pay a fee to see boob pics posted by me. I'm paying through the ass for cable service, I'm not paying to watch society go down the sewer on that hellsite Posted by: kbdabear at July 23, 2020 04:37 PM (qAR6u) 497
OK. First of all, why is it greasy? What have you been up to?
Second of all, you probably shouldn't offer two nickels unless you're in Nevada. There are laws about trading money for sexual favors. Third, and most importantly: this is probably a smoke screen. Notice that he says they'll be trying some things later this year? What else happens "later this year?" The election. They are going to monkey around with the election as much as they can. Under the guise of advertising revenue. The bannings thus far are just the tip of the iceberg. Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at July 23, 2020 04:40 PM (xptlg) 498
Why doesn't ace add a monthly membership fee in order to COMMENT on AoSHQ? $5/mo. gets you 1K-2K characters of comments. Most of you probably skim through the content and click immediately on Comments so you can say First! or some other silliness. I am noticing a lot more noise in the comments lately.
likely see a drop in revenue if my rate of support is typical Posted by: DanMan at July 23, 2020 04:43 PM (RusNE) 499
If network effects of platforms produce natural monopolies, because ad revenue is driven by the number of users within the network and the number of connections among those users, so that piling up the most users at whatever cost was the whole game until all competitors were killed off, then Twitter will lose its natural monopoly once it charges for a premium service. Anyone can create a subscription service. The point of Twitter (and Google, YouTube, Instagram, Facebook, etc.) is that they all gave the user value for no upfront or regular cost, just stealing their information, selling their information and shoving ads at them. It was how they could always argue under the consumer benefit model promoted by Bob Bork and Bill Baxter, that they were not monopolies because they delivered value for a zero price.
Posted by: Nikola's Notion at July 23, 2020 04:46 PM (lKPsx) 500
The frequency of ads is such that people automatically block advertisers now, especially when the ads contain pathetic desperate animation and look-at-me nonsense.
This wave of social media is about done ruined as much by owners who want to be political kingmakers as by much of the user base who are sociopaths. It's reminiscent of the CB radio about a year after the craze hit. Even those who once enthused about it became bored, jaded, even annoyed. Nothing interesting ever really happened on CB or Twitter so why spend the time? Posted by: Patchy at July 23, 2020 05:05 PM (dIR/Y) 501
Anyone can create a subscription service. ...
Posted by: Nikola's Notion at July 23, 2020 04:46 PM (lKPsx) Show us. Show one that blacklists Dems. Show us ones that fakes anti-Dem "trendings" until they are established. Show us one that stigmatizes and bans Dem-biased "journalism." So we can be educated. Not because we believe in those things. So we can test libertarian "theory." Posted by: Gilded Age II at July 23, 2020 05:09 PM (BRkq2) 502
One place I've never gone. Twitter. Maybe that's why I don't understand Parler. I don't get the concept of either since I've never used it.
Posted by: Jaimo at July 23, 2020 05:10 PM (EVJ0V) 503
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Patchy is right. I block ads on AoSHQ, too. Haven't clicked on any ads that get through the blocker. So, how are you angry commenters about Twitter supporting ace??? Monthly paypal donations? I think I donated through paypal mumblemumble months ago. Posted by: ThatGuyWhoHasToSayIt at July 23, 2020 05:11 PM (JOV2V) 504
OK. I see my own hypocrisy. I just made a small paypal donation to ace. What about the rest of you "How dare Twitter charge a fee" commenters?
Posted by: ThatGuyWhoHasToSayIt at July 23, 2020 05:38 PM (JOV2V) 505
I will gladly pay a small monthly premium to be guaranteed that I will never hear a U2 scrub again.
Posted by: Justbeginprivateiss at July 23, 2020 06:21 PM (r+ov6) 506
How to damage twitter (and other similar enemies). Consume their data - make those servers serve - video again and again - suck out their bandwidth and raise their costs!! Let a billion dumb cat videos crush Jack!!!!
Posted by: Steve Anr at July 23, 2020 06:21 PM (GGIIM) Posted by: Getcha Pull at July 23, 2020 07:14 PM (aR6C/) 508
Maybe PornHub can buy them once Twitter dies. It's more fun... I hear.
Posted by: Jon at July 24, 2020 01:20 PM (H4mKV) 509
Pandora free.
I've got it on my "Steve Earle" channel, and it's Steve, Waylon, John Anderson, John Prine, and more, but . . . . . . "Free" means ads, and with fucking Pandora, all the ads are BLM spoken by a WOC with, of course, a non-white accent. Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 24, 2020 05:56 PM (esxk9) Processing 0.06, elapsed 0.0839 seconds. |
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