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Red Bull Company Fires American CEOs For Being... Too #Woke and Too Pro-Black Lives Matter?

If true, I might have to start drinking Red Bull.

Red Bull just reminded their 'wokest' employees who calls the shots in a total massacre of "social justice warrior" employees.

Not only were the top two North American executives fired, but so were entire marketing teams and "culture" teams that were dedicated to pushing the lie of systemic racism.

The article Revolver relies on, from the Wall Street Journal, is not as definitive about the reason for the firings, but it does suggest the firings had to do with SJW politics and BLM and "diversity:"

The maker of Red Bull energy drinks has replaced its top U.S. executives amid internal tensions over the closely held company;s response to the Black Lives Matter movement.

...

Ms. Taylor had been working on diversity and inclusion efforts within the company with Mr. Kozak's support for several years but was met with opposition when she began advocating for Red Bull to be more overt in its support of racial justice in the last month, according to people familiar with the matter.

Posted by: Ace at 05:05 PM




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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 20, 2020 05:06 PM (LvTSG)

2 st

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 20, 2020 05:06 PM (H5knJ)

3 curses

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 20, 2020 05:06 PM (H5knJ)

4 I hope they do not backtrack

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2020 05:06 PM (tsZQ+)

5 th

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 20, 2020 05:06 PM (1Dmt5)

6 Red Bull just reminded their 'wokest' employees who calls the shots in a total massacre of "social justice warrior" employees.
Not only were the top two North American executives fired, but so were entire marketing teams and "culture" teams that were dedicated to pushing the lie of systemic racism.

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I certainly hope this is true.

Not because I care about Red Bull, but if one large company can yank the chain on its C-suite, so can others.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 20, 2020 05:07 PM (LvTSG)

7 not first, read the content

rookie mistake

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 20, 2020 05:07 PM (8D42x)

8 I hate the taste of red bull but fuck, if the hold their ground, i will find a way to drink it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2020 05:07 PM (tsZQ+)

9 7 not first, read the content

rookie mistake
Posted by: SturmToddler at July 20, 2020 05:07 PM (8D42x)

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There's content?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 20, 2020 05:07 PM (LvTSG)

10 and yeah, i'm seeing a lot of jager and red bull in my future now...

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 20, 2020 05:08 PM (8D42x)

11 Big if true.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 20, 2020 05:08 PM (AiZBA)

12 The SJW's got chewed up and spit out.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 20, 2020 05:08 PM (COzlW)

13 If only Red Bull didn't taste so foul...

Posted by: Gunslinger at July 20, 2020 05:08 PM (R2gO3)

14 Red Bull just gave me wings.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 20, 2020 05:08 PM (WEBkv)

15 They are now known only as Red since they got rid of the Bull.

Posted by: jsg at July 20, 2020 05:08 PM (9mfyZ)

16 Redbull Gives You Balls

Posted by: The ads write themselves at July 20, 2020 05:08 PM (oh+79)

17 Don't drink that garbage ! But God Bless him

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 20, 2020 05:09 PM (1Dmt5)

18 Well, she may be canned, but Red Bull cannot take away Amy Taylor's mannish giraffe-neck from her.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 20, 2020 05:09 PM (H5knJ)

19 When does the SJW Boycott start?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2020 05:09 PM (oDRcK)

20 not first, read the content

rookie mistake
Posted by: SturmToddler at July 20, 2020 05:07 PM (8D42x)

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There's content?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 20, 2020 05:07 PM (LvTSG)


it's those funny looking squiggly makes in the grey boxes up above...

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 20, 2020 05:09 PM (8D42x)

21 Finally, a company that just wants to take our money and shut up.

The down side: Well, Red Bull is something I'm really not interested in drinking.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 20, 2020 05:09 PM (WEBkv)

22 I thought Red Bull was a chewing tobacco, then I see people talking about drinking it (!!!!). My bad. It's not a floor wax or a dessert topping, either.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 20, 2020 05:09 PM (COzlW)

23 The crazy thing about Red Bull is that it started out as a drink in THAILAND. Bizarre.

Posted by: zombie at July 20, 2020 05:09 PM (HEEq1)

24 Maybe it's a matter of "Start Selling the Product, Not Your Politics."

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 20, 2020 05:09 PM (oVJmc)

25 Red Bull is like Pinochet. It gives commies wings.

Posted by: x at July 20, 2020 05:09 PM (nFwvY)

26 @6

Based on experience, Red Bulls number one and number two consumers are cops and construction workers.


Two of the least wokest demographics there can be and perhaps this might be upper management nipping lost market share in the bud before it can bloom.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 20, 2020 05:10 PM (RYbPa)

27 Probably getting killed in sales. Their demographic doesn't want to be lectured, they want to get blasted and party.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2020 05:10 PM (KZzsI)

28 I hate the taste of red bull but fuck, if the hold their ground, i will find a way to drink it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2020 05:07 PM (tsZQ+)

mix with Jägermeister and you won't care how it tastes...

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 20, 2020 05:10 PM (8D42x)

29 So they fired American CEOs. Which foreign company owns it?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2020 05:10 PM (oDRcK)

30 Rename it Redskins Bull.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 20, 2020 05:11 PM (COzlW)

31 I don't drink that stuff..not good for you but hope this is true. Maybe it will.. I dunno.. start a trend?

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 20, 2020 05:11 PM (dUJdY)

32 The company said "No more of this commie red bullshit. You're fired."

Posted by: zombie at July 20, 2020 05:11 PM (HEEq1)

33
ROT STIER GIBT MIR FLUGEN!!!!

Posted by: You Know Who Else Was German and Liked Stimulants? at July 20, 2020 05:11 PM (g5Xlv)

34 All it has ever taken to run the cry-bullies off was one man with balls

All they've ever had to say is, "I hired you to make me money. You want to change the world, go see if UNICEF is hiring. Until then, you work for me. "

Posted by: RoyalOil at July 20, 2020 05:11 PM (GiNu8)

35 Thought it was owned, or started, by a Hungarian? (not Miklos)

Their air races seem to have disappeared, though they still sponsor some aircraft at airshows (including a MiG).

Posted by: rhomboid at July 20, 2020 05:11 PM (OTzUX)

36 I hate red bull, but I will start buying their product if this is true.

red bull and vodka! I can be a wide awake drunk

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 20, 2020 05:11 PM (W2Pud)

37 We sell a metric a$$ ton of Red Bull at the VFW. They don't need to worry about woke garbage.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 20, 2020 05:11 PM (JUOKG)

38 I can see Red Bull telling execs, "Look, you work for us, and last we could tell, we're selling a product, not shilling for a political campaign."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 20, 2020 05:11 PM (WEBkv)

39 6
Red Bull just reminded their 'wokest' employees who calls the shots in a total massacre of "social justice warrior" employees.

Not only were the top two North American executives fired, but so
were entire marketing teams and "culture" teams that were dedicated to
pushing the lie of systemic racism.



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I certainly hope this is true.



Not because I care about Red Bull, but if one large company can yank the chain on its C-suite, so can others.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 20, 2020 05:07 PM (LvTSG)

Red Bull and Goya Beans. You can live on that, can't you?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 20, 2020 05:11 PM (N39Ws)

40 Red Bull likes money.

Posted by: klaftern at July 20, 2020 05:12 PM (RuIsu)

41 Big, if true. Maybe it'll send a message to other woke employees that their days may be numbered.

Why would you want to alienate half your customer base? It's lunacy.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 20, 2020 05:12 PM (bkUtD)

42 I work in marketing for a company with a well known household name. I've helped ensure we made no response or even acknowledge BLM in any form. We also dropped a ton of vendors that went BLM-woke.

Bye.

I suspect there are others like me doing the same, albeit very quietly.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Getting Smart at July 20, 2020 05:12 PM (+dsLj)

43 36
I hate red bull, but I will start buying their product if this is true.



red bull and vodka! I can be a wide awake drunk

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 20, 2020 05:11 PM (W2Pud)

Try it with Jaegermeister

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 20, 2020 05:12 PM (N39Ws)

44 39 Not because I care about Red Bull, but if one large company can yank the chain on its C-suite, so can others.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 20, 2020 05:07 PM (LvTSG)

Red Bull and Goya Beans. You can live on that, can't you?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 20, 2020 05:11 PM (N39Ws)

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I suppose I'll have to grow my own wheat for the tortillas.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 20, 2020 05:12 PM (LvTSG)

45 Jagerbombs all around

Posted by: brak at July 20, 2020 05:12 PM (cG+eD)

46 Finally, some good news.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 20, 2020 05:12 PM (iydjf)

47 Blacklash!

Posted by: The Long Anticipated at July 20, 2020 05:12 PM (uJfLv)

48 BTW is there a low carb version of Red Bull?

I will drink the shit out of that.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Getting Smart at July 20, 2020 05:12 PM (+dsLj)

49 wait, Woke energy doesn't give you wings?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 20, 2020 05:13 PM (TYUJ+)

50 41 Big, if true. Maybe it'll send a message to other woke employees that their days may be numbered.

Why would you want to alienate half your customer base? It's lunacy.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 20, 2020 05:12 PM (bkUtD)

==========

"Because those fucking rubes will come back if we just quiet it down for a year or two."
-The NFL

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 20, 2020 05:13 PM (LvTSG)

51 I hate the taste of red bull but fuck, if the hold their ground, i will find a way to drink it

Posted by: Nevergiveup

---

I'd rather get a heart attack the old fashioned way.

Also: When Aunt Jemima was getting sent to the woke camps, I thought, "I should buy some as a fond farewell... even though I never used it."

But I did that silly move of looking at the ingredients. It's just a bottle of high fructose corn syrup with a drop of fake flavoring in it.

...'Cause, y'know, it's not like maple syrup grows on trees or anything. ...Or in trees, as the case may be.

Posted by: RKae at July 20, 2020 05:13 PM (BKYju)

52 hate the taste of red bull but fuck, if the hold their ground, i will find a way to drink it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2020 05:07 PM (tsZQ+)

No need to force yourself to drink stuff you hate. Just buy it and donate it.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 20, 2020 05:13 PM (nAiE/)

53 Nakes St. Joan of Pavement is this generation's Vietnamese napalm girl! Except ours isn't a chink, obviously, but still.

KNEEL AND WORSHIP THIS MONTH'S NEW CYBER-ICON!

Posted by: L.A. Times, for the ultimate in white wokeness! at July 20, 2020 05:13 PM (ldmQR)

54 I don't think I've ever drank a Red Bull.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 20, 2020 05:13 PM (xPl2J)

55 45 Jagerbombs all around
Posted by: brak at July 20, 2020 05:12 PM (cG+eD)

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That takes me back.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 20, 2020 05:13 PM (LvTSG)

56 Two Weeks, ecstatic to hear it. Would be nice if there thousands more like you/you company, but it's hard to imagine.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 20, 2020 05:13 PM (OTzUX)

57 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 20, 2020 05:13 PM (Zz0t1)

58 Bwah, hah, hah, hah, hah! I guess their woke asses will learn to code.

Now do CNN, NYT, Amazon, Google and FB.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at July 20, 2020 05:13 PM (cCxiu)

59 About time some CEOs started showing some testicular fortitude.

I've tried Red Bull a couple of times, and it tasted fine, but it had so much caffeine I was running to the head every 20 minutes. Still: Good for them!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 20, 2020 05:13 PM (rpbg1)

60 Rename it Redskins Bull.
Posted by: JuJuBee



Tastes like Redskin's balls.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2020 05:13 PM (d6PIl)

61 So someone asked the questions

"What does this have to do with energy drinks?" and

"define and quantify the end point (or "where does this wokeness end?")."

Posted by: Minuteman at July 20, 2020 05:13 PM (N8m2Y)

62 >>>Try it with Jaegermeister


Soooo gooood!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 20, 2020 05:14 PM (bkUtD)

63 Well, they aren't named Blue Bull after all.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 20, 2020 05:14 PM (+y/Ru)

64 I think partying spring break types use more red bull than anyone, and they don't want to be hassled with political crap.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2020 05:14 PM (KZzsI)

65 Bye.

I suspect there are others like me doing the same, albeit very quietly.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Getting Smart at July 20, 2020 05:12 PM (+dsLj)
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How hard was it to remind people that alienating customers was a bad business plan and also point out the opportunity of picking up customers who have been alienated by other companies?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 20, 2020 05:14 PM (WEBkv)

66 Nazi's, right?? RIGHT????

Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at July 20, 2020 05:14 PM (d9Irc)

67 Bad news guys. I looked into it, and this is an Austrian company. So really the Euros have one up on us this time. At least it's a more solid one like Austria.

Posted by: Someguy at July 20, 2020 05:14 PM (Zm+LZ)

68 @48

There is a sugar free version that actually tastes better than the sugar added version.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 20, 2020 05:14 PM (RYbPa)

69 Excellent!

I mean, if they can fire people for being unwoke then they can fire people for being woke, right?

Alinsky#4 - Your rule, Lefties, you will not like them applied to you.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 20, 2020 05:14 PM (bDqIh)

70 I don't think I have ever bought an energy drink.

Until now.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at July 20, 2020 05:14 PM (xptlg)

71 Excellent news!

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 20, 2020 05:14 PM (y7DUB)

72 >>>"Because those fucking rubes will come back if we just quiet it down for a year or two."
-The NFL



Sadly, it's true for a lot of NFL fans. Apparently they like the abuse.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 20, 2020 05:14 PM (bkUtD)

73 "Maker of Red Bull takes look at employee compensation report for the first time; makes appropriate cuts to dead weight."

Posted by: Sharkman at July 20, 2020 05:15 PM (BM2fS)

74 "Because those fucking rubes will come back if we just quiet it down for a year or two."
-The NFL


Exactly

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2020 05:15 PM (KZzsI)

75 YAY!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 20, 2020 05:15 PM (d0vJg)

76 Ah it's an Austrian company. Yeah those Austrians don't fuck around.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Getting Smart at July 20, 2020 05:15 PM (+dsLj)

77 I like Red Bull, it gives you wings

Posted by: Skip at July 20, 2020 05:15 PM (6f16T)

78 Well, I was already rooting for Max, but now I will root for him harder! (Yes I know Red Bull Racing is separate.)

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at July 20, 2020 05:15 PM (tBq0Q)

79 About time some CEOs started showing some testicular fortitude.

I've tried Red Bull a couple of times, and it tasted fine, but it had so much caffeine I was running to the head every 20 minutes. Still: Good for them!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


Until you can thread a running sewing machine, you haven't had too much caffeine.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2020 05:15 PM (d6PIl)

80 Jagerbombs all around
Posted by: brak at July 20, 2020 05:12 PM (cG+eD)

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That takes me back.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 20, 2020


*
*

Stuff tasted like cherry-flavored cough/cold medicine to me. I remember the '80s ad campaign with the guy who clearly has just taken a shot of Jagermeister and making a face. Clever and brave marketing.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 20, 2020 05:15 PM (rpbg1)

81 Well, we all know who else came from Austria.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 20, 2020 05:15 PM (OTzUX)

82 77
I like Red Bull, it gives you wings

Posted by: Skip at July 20, 2020 05:15 PM (6f16T)

But whiskey gives you balls.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 20, 2020 05:15 PM (N39Ws)

83 You see Red Bull everywhere, especially at truck stops.

Posted by: Colin at July 20, 2020 05:15 PM (30CAi)

84 We're gobsmacked.

Posted by: Gillette Tranny Marketing Dept. at July 20, 2020 05:15 PM (sWM8x)

85 Had they actually started woke advertising? I only see their commercials very rarely and have never noticed anything overtly political.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 20, 2020 05:15 PM (dfRN6)

86 80
Stuff tasted like cherry-flavored cough/cold medicine to me. I remember the '80s ad campaign with the guy who clearly has just taken a shot of Jagermeister and making a face. Clever and brave marketing.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 20, 2020 05:15 PM (rpbg1)

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It got me drunk and didn't taste like alcohol.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 20, 2020 05:16 PM (LvTSG)

87 "Athena" is an American woman without tattoos?

Fake.

Posted by: goodluckduck at July 20, 2020 05:16 PM (5tts3)

88 >>>Ah it's an Austrian company. Yeah those Austrians don't fuck around.


Ja!

Posted by: Adolf. H. at July 20, 2020 05:16 PM (bkUtD)

89 White people's commitment to caffeinated beverages just furthers white supremacy. You know who else had wings? That's right, the Luftwaffe.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 20, 2020 05:16 PM (H5knJ)

90 Had they actually started woke advertising? I only see their commercials very rarely and have never noticed anything overtly political.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 20, 2020 05:15 PM (dfRN6)
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They caught on before real damage could occur. Perhaps.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 20, 2020 05:17 PM (WEBkv)

91 Arnold Schwarzenegger?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 20, 2020 05:17 PM (TYUJ+)

92 Truckers practically mainline that crap and the other heavy caffeine stuff, its that or speed and some of them would rather not get hooked on that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2020 05:17 PM (KZzsI)

93 Two Weeks, ecstatic to hear it. Would be nice if there thousands more like you/you company, but it's hard to imagine.

*****************

Hard to say how widespread it is, but I have noticed when looking at vendors to replace the WOKE one, the majority of them never put out any kind of virtue signaling statement on BLM like the woke one did.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Getting Smart at July 20, 2020 05:17 PM (+dsLj)

94 More good woke broke news; Col Allen West elected head of
TX GOP today. Mr. West says we're going conservative boys.
Abbott the boneless best buck up. You too Paxton and Patrick, yall paying attention?

Posted by: Dr. McCoy at July 20, 2020 05:18 PM (WX+x0)

95 I think it was originally not carbonated and sold in asia as a remedy for jet lag.

Posted by: artemis at July 20, 2020 05:18 PM (AwPyG)

96 BREAKING Gun toting couple Charged with felony unlawful use of a weapon

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 20, 2020 05:18 PM (1Dmt5)

97 It got me drunk and didn't taste like alcohol.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 20, 2020 05:16 PM (LvTSG)

Friend of mine in college loved peppermint schnapps - he always said it "tastes like Christmas!"

Posted by: Boswell at July 20, 2020 05:18 PM (32YRo)

98 White people's commitment to caffeinated beverages just furthers white supremacy. You know who else had wings? That's right, the Luftwaffe.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls




Hmmmm. So did the Tuskegee Airmen.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2020 05:18 PM (d6PIl)

99 Red Bull is some of the worst crap you can put in your body. It's cheaper and safer to invest in a Pre workout mix with BCAAs and NO boosters to sip on. It's about a dollar per serving compared to 5 dollars to Red Bull.

Posted by: Alicia Vikander scissoring Lili Simmons at July 20, 2020 05:18 PM (3NXN7)

100 Actual video of Maker of Red Bull culling the workforce:

https://tinyurl.com/Patriot---Tomahawk

Posted by: Sharkman at July 20, 2020 05:18 PM (BM2fS)

101
but was met with opposition when she began advocating for Red Bull to be more overt in its support of racial justice in the last month

----

'racial justice'

Example of routine, background language corruption by the Left.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 20, 2020 05:18 PM (uVN2p)

102 More good woke broke news; Col Allen West elected head of TX GOP today.
Posted by: Dr. McCoy at July 20, 2020 05:18 PM (WX+x0)


Nice.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 20, 2020 05:19 PM (t+qrx)

103 Jagerbombs all around
Posted by: brak at July 20, 2020 05:12 PM (cG+eD)

shots, shots, shots, shots,

everybody!!!

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 20, 2020 05:19 PM (8D42x)

104 96
BREAKING Gun toting couple Charged with felony unlawful use of a weapon

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 20, 2020 05:18 PM (1Dmt5)

So...brandishing your weapon is a felony?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 20, 2020 05:19 PM (ufFY8)

105 Really? No one mentioned "whitelash" yet?

Posted by: Bert G, new podisode at July 20, 2020 05:19 PM (OMsf+)

106 The thing is I don't think we should have to promote companies for doing the obvious, smart thing. Not hiring and obeying lunatics should be the basic, bottom line, that's like giving someone a raise for showing up to work wearing appropriate clothing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2020 05:19 PM (KZzsI)

107 Now, if only Burger King.....Remember when you could smell a Burger King Char broiler before you went inside...Good old days.

Posted by: Colin at July 20, 2020 05:19 PM (30CAi)

108 67 Bad news guys. I looked into it, and this is an Austrian company. So really the Euros have one up on us this time. At least it's a more solid one like Austria.
Posted by: Someguy at July 20, 2020 05:14 PM (Zm+LZ)

You know who else was Austrian?

Posted by: josephistan at July 20, 2020 05:19 PM (Izzlo)

109 54 I don't think I've ever drank a Red Bull.
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 20, 2020 05:13 PM (xPl2J)

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Lived on the stuff downrange.

Posted by: SMH at July 20, 2020 05:19 PM (RU4sa)

110
more overt in its support of racial justice

i.e. Unleash a diversity terror campaign on its employees.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 20, 2020 05:19 PM (mht8P)

111 >>>Hard to say how widespread it is, but I have noticed when looking at vendors to replace the WOKE one, the majority of them never put out any kind of virtue signaling statement on BLM like the woke one did.



My kids play Call of Duty all the time, and there is a BLM message the second the game loads. It drives them crazy.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 20, 2020 05:19 PM (bkUtD)

112 I hope the gov's office is writing up the pardon as we speak.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 20, 2020 05:19 PM (xPl2J)

113 White people's commitment to caffeinated beverages
just furthers white supremacy. You know who else had wings? That's
right, the Luftwaffe.



Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 20, 2020 05:16 PM

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Downed all over Kent, just like the Luftwaffe......

Posted by: Spitfire Beer at July 20, 2020 05:20 PM (JUOKG)

114 My only experience with Red Bull was in a Texas bar were a bunch kids were drinking it mixed with Jagemeister. I was with a bunch of middle aged yankee shipyard workers. It didn't end well for the kids or the bar.

Posted by: Cosda at July 20, 2020 05:20 PM (hy/et)

115 mix with Jaegermeister and you won't care how it tastes...


You must be young. Young people shouldn't be allowed to drink if they drink wrong.

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 20, 2020 05:20 PM (gd9RK)

116 The first major manufacturer that does a concerted Public Relations campaign that centers around:

" Hi...we're ______. We make __________ that every one can enjoy. We don't include politics in our efforts. They'd ruin our product as politics are apt to do. But, we do make ________...and we make it for everyone. So, enjoy...and thank you.


Is going to absolutely wipe their competition all over the floor.

Posted by: Orson at July 20, 2020 05:20 PM (mTe3b)

117 wow- an energy drink company that just wants to sell energy drinks

Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 20, 2020 05:20 PM (iTXRQ)

118 Maybe the brass are jonesing for a photo op with Trump. Austria loves Trump

Posted by: artemis at July 20, 2020 05:20 PM (AwPyG)

119 The enemy of our founding fathers is the unwoke white man

The pillow that they reside on is enhancement of the left

keep collecting ammo that will never be spent

Posted by: REDACTED at July 20, 2020 05:20 PM (JgrP5)

120 96 BREAKING Gun toting couple Charged with felony unlawful use of a weapon
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani

governor said he would pardon them if Dummy Attorney Kim Gardner charged them.

Posted by: x at July 20, 2020 05:20 PM (nFwvY)

121 Red Bull and Tito's?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 20, 2020 05:20 PM (Ps2cL)

122 BREAKING Gun toting couple Charged with felony unlawful use of a weapon
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 20, 2020 05:18 PM (1Dmt5)
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Politically motivated prosecutor is charging what he thinks he can make stick.

I feel bad for the couple.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 20, 2020 05:20 PM (WEBkv)

123 Semi-Literate, exactly, my new favorite "WTF is that supposed to mean?", which I have not yet had the chance to confront anyone with. Though I probably will. Though I know the answer - there is none, or some vague untrue idiotic garbled nonsense involving ignorant "guilt". All part of a society dumbed down beyond recognition.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 20, 2020 05:20 PM (OTzUX)

124 >>>BREAKING Gun toting couple Charged with felony unlawful use of a weapon



I believe the MO governor said he will fix that immediately. By that, I mean pardoning, releasing, etc.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 20, 2020 05:20 PM (bkUtD)

125 I will say, the Feds arresting rioters in Portland has got them spooked the fuck out

It's fascinating because it's clear they never anticipated it

If Red Bull fired them for SJW, then we will see similar cries of horror

These are counterattacks in "their" territory ....

Posted by: RoyalOil at July 20, 2020 05:21 PM (GiNu8)

126 I thought Red Bull was a chewing tobacco, then I see people talking about drinking it (!!!!). My bad. It's not a floor wax or a dessert topping, either.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 20, 2020 05:09 PM (COzlW)

That's Red Man Tobacco. Even better than Redskins, I think.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at July 20, 2020 05:21 PM (dH/BH)

127 99 Red Bull is some of the worst crap you can put in your body. It's cheaper and safer to invest in a Pre workout mix with BCAAs and NO boosters to sip on. It's about a dollar per serving compared to 5 dollars to Red Bull.

Posted by: Alicia Vikander scissoring Lili Simmons at July 20, 2020 05:18 PM (3NXN7)

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Didn't have that option in Iraq.

Posted by: SMH at July 20, 2020 05:21 PM (RU4sa)

128 Im my motorcycling days, my 100 mile pickmeup was a Snickers and a Red Bull

Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 20, 2020 05:21 PM (iTXRQ)

129
shots, shots, shots, shots,

everybody!!!
Posted by: SturmToddler at July 20, 2020 05:19 PM (8D42x)


Obligatory.


https://youtu.be/1oOv3cuP8M4

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 20, 2020 05:21 PM (Zz0t1)

130
I believe Red Bull has started a channel on Pluto tv.

Posted by: Gooshy at July 20, 2020 05:21 PM (gnKeb)

131 Truckers practically mainline that crap and the other heavy caffeine stuff, its that or speed and some of them would rather not get hooked on that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor



That's because you'll piss hot on a drug test for speed. No one tests for caffeine.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2020 05:21 PM (d6PIl)

132 Red Bull just gave me wings.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 20, 2020 05:08 PM (WEBkv)


It just gave me something, but I wouldn't call it "wings."

Posted by: Dr. T at July 20, 2020 05:21 PM (Vgw1E)

133 I've never had Red Bull and I won't start now but good for them. I'm guessing it's based on SJW management damaging the company.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 20, 2020 05:21 PM (cwv5C)

134 BREAKING Gun toting couple Charged with felony unlawful use of a weapon

I believe their governor has already stated that he'll issue a pardon if indicted...let's see if he follows through.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 20, 2020 05:21 PM (ExV1e)

135 On a long road trip take Red Bulls along

Posted by: Skip at July 20, 2020 05:22 PM (6f16T)

136 >Red Bull is some of the worst crap you can put in your body.


I drink over one Red Bulls a year so I'm ok

Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 20, 2020 05:22 PM (iTXRQ)

137 Remember when you could smell a Burger King Char broiler before you went inside

Yeah it was their main advertising, since the food was never great. Now its meh food and no char broiling except at the factory.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2020 05:22 PM (KZzsI)

138 81 Well, we all know who else came from Austria.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 20, 2020 05:15 PM (OTzUX)


Hedy Lamarr?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 20, 2020 05:22 PM (d0vJg)

139 Red Bull and Tito's?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 20, 2020 05:20 PM (Ps2cL)


Well, I've got Tito's, but would likely prefer it over the rocks with nothing else.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 20, 2020 05:22 PM (Zz0t1)

140 Lived on the stuff downrange.

Posted by: SMH at July 20, 2020 05:19 PM


We got "Rip It" energy drinks.
*pouts*

Actually, I rarely drank those things. Bleechh. Just give me strong coffee.

Posted by: Bert G, new podisode at July 20, 2020 05:22 PM (OMsf+)

141 So...brandishing your weapon is a felony?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 20, 2020 05:19 PM (ufFY


Well, the wife *was* actually pointing her handgun at . . . things.

Apparently hadn't heard "never point your weapon at anything unless you're going to shoot it."

Her gun discipline needed serious work.

Even so, this is the result of a Soros-funded DA.

Posted by: filbert at July 20, 2020 05:22 PM (NiXyF)

142 Red Bull and vodka is ordered in a bar, or so I've been told, by requesting Liquid Cocaine. The bartenders know all about it

Posted by: zeera My tomatoes are doing GREAT at July 20, 2020 05:22 PM (zUdXR)

143 106 The thing is I don't think we should have to promote companies for doing the obvious, smart thing. Not hiring and obeying lunatics should be the basic, bottom line, that's like giving someone a raise for showing up to work wearing appropriate clothing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2020 05:19 PM (KZzsI)

Hey man, if everyone else is showing up to work wearing drag, you gotta do what you gotta do.

Posted by: Someguy at July 20, 2020 05:22 PM (Zm+LZ)

144 Red Bull and Tito's?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 20, 2020 05:20 PM (Ps2cL)


Gumout is cheaper and gets your carburetor just as clean.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 20, 2020 05:22 PM (t+qrx)

145
I certainly hope this is true.

Not because I care about Red Bull, but if one large company can yank the chain on its C-suite, so can others.
____________

Yeah, let's hope it's the start of a trend.

More people need to call out this "systemic racism" bullshit for the fairy tale that it is. The only systemic racism that still exists in the U.S. is the overt racism that is practiced against people like Asian Ivy League college applicants.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 20, 2020 05:22 PM (k4dH2)

146 StLouis couple are Democrats. Wonder if this has changed their politics

Posted by: steevy at July 20, 2020 05:23 PM (KNsKs)

147 112 I hope the gov's office is writing up the pardon as we speak.
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Would like the people get the chance to throw it back in the DA's face first...

Posted by: Pliney at July 20, 2020 05:23 PM (nzKWW)

148
St. Louis prosecutors have charged a Central West Couple with gun crimes for their actions as protesters marched by their home.









Posted by: Colin at July 20, 2020 05:23 PM (30CAi)

149 It just gave me something, but I wouldn't call it "wings."
Posted by: Dr. T at July 20, 2020 05:21 PM (Vgw1E)
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I was keeping it family friendly, as this is, as we all know, a family friendly blog.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 20, 2020 05:23 PM (WEBkv)

150 Missouri has a fairly robust Castle Law.

It might not be an easy case for the Soros DA to win, and the Governor has already said he'll pardon them if it gets that far.

Posted by: filbert at July 20, 2020 05:23 PM (NiXyF)

151 We got "Rip It" energy drinks.
*pouts*

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We got Rip Its too.

Kinda miss those little half-cans of the stuff.

Posted by: SMH at July 20, 2020 05:23 PM (RU4sa)

152 I hope the gov's office is writing up the pardon as we speak.

He damn well better be.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 20, 2020 05:23 PM (dUJdY)

153 "Also: When Aunt Jemima was getting sent to the woke camps, I thought, "I should buy some as a fond farewell... even though I never used it."

But I did that silly move of looking at the ingredients. It's just a bottle of high fructose corn syrup with a drop of fake flavoring in it.

...'Cause, y'know, it's not like maple syrup grows on trees or anything. ...Or in trees, as the case may be."

Yes, it tastes like poo. Give it to the young 'uns instead of the expensive maple stuff they can't appreciate yet.

Posted by: goodluckduck at July 20, 2020 05:23 PM (5tts3)

154 All of the rules I think of for health and proper behavior are suspended in a combat zone. No, you shouldn't smoke but hell if you're being shot at anyway, spark one up if it helps your nerves. No you shouldn't blast caffeine to stay awake but if it helps you stay alive and keep your buddies upright, I'll buy you a round.

I am concerned about the young people who are powering this stuff back to not feel sleepy as they get drunk though. That cannot be good for you, long term.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2020 05:24 PM (KZzsI)

155 StLouis couple are Democrats. Wonder if this has changed their politics
Posted by: steevy



They're conservative. They've donated to Trump.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2020 05:24 PM (d6PIl)

156 they have a kiwi-apple and some other flavors ... I've never had any, but might order a case. But at WalMart (free delivery) they are $56.88 for 24 12 oz cans. A bit pricey.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 20, 2020 05:24 PM (Cus5s)

157
Brandishing firearms in Michigan:



MCL 750.234e prohibits individuals from
willfully and knowingly brandishing a firearm in public. According to
MCL §750.222(c), the term "brandishing" as used in this
statute refers to pointing, waving, or displaying a firearm with the
intent to cause fear in another person.The offense of brandishing a
firearm in public is a misdemeanor under Michigan law that may result
in up to 90 days in jail and a fine of up to $100 upon conviction.




It should be noted, though, that this
section does not apply to peace officers performing their official
duties or individuals who are lawfully acting in self-defense or
defense of another under the self-defense act.








Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 20, 2020 05:24 PM (ufFY8)

158 146 StLouis couple are Democrats. Wonder if this has changed their politics
Posted by: steevy at July 20, 2020 05:23 PM (KNsKs)

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No, they're not.

They're Trump donors.

Posted by: SMH at July 20, 2020 05:24 PM (RU4sa)

159 Bad news guys. I looked into it, and this is an Austrian company. So
really the Euros have one up on us this time. At least it's a more solid
one like Austria.


Yeah, nothing bad has ever come out of Austria.

Oh, wait...

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at July 20, 2020 05:24 PM (SchxB)

160 BREAKING Gun toting couple Charged with felony unlawful use of a weapon



I believe the MO governor said he will fix that immediately. By that, I mean pardoning, releasing, etc.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 20, 2020 05:20 PM (bkUtD)

I hope he does it tonight

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2020 05:24 PM (tsZQ+)

161 StLouis couple are Democrats. Wonder if this has changed their politics
Posted by: steevy at July 20, 2020 05:23 PM (KNsKs)


Who can say? Democrats seem to be particularly impervious to common sense though.

Posted by: filbert at July 20, 2020 05:24 PM (NiXyF)

162 138 81 Well, we all know who else came from Austria.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 20, 2020 05:15 PM (OTzUX)

Hedy Lamarr?

Peter Drucker?

Posted by: goodluckduck at July 20, 2020 05:25 PM (5tts3)

163 Red Bull has balls

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 20, 2020 05:25 PM (U9Qbt)

164 ROT STIER GIBT MIR FLUGEN!!!!

Posted by: You Know Who Else Was German and Liked Stimulants?



From what I've read, just about everyone in Germany from 1939 to 1945, from the ages of 8 to 80, were high as a kite on stimulants.

Which may explain why the LEAST mechanized military of all the major combatants managed to kill 50 million people at a cost of 6 million of their own killed, and kept a war that should have been over in August of 1941 going for 6 years.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 20, 2020 05:25 PM (BM2fS)

165 Aren't Glocks made in Austria?

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 20, 2020 05:25 PM (W2Pud)

166 Even the twenty-somethings dancing and chugging energy drinks at their COVID herd immunity parties in the folds of my quarantine beard can see what a dangerous era Trump has ushered in when corporations like Red Bull choose white nationalism over social responsibility.

This demonstrates yet again the importance of electing a unifying leader like Joe Biden who would stand up and enforce anti-discrimination laws against the tribalism of corporations like Red Bull.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at July 20, 2020 05:25 PM (yQYG6)

167 Red Bull should change their name to RED BULL LOLGF.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 20, 2020 05:25 PM (Jx5Qs)

168 112 I hope the gov's office is writing up the pardon as we speak.

No need. I think the governor's move was intended to be pre-emptive.

"Comrade Circuit Attorney, don't bother indicting - much less trying - these people, because I'll stick this whole issue up your ass, and publicly humiliate you, thereby guaranteeing my re-election."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 20, 2020 05:25 PM (d0vJg)

169 So...brandishing your weapon is a felony?



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 20, 2020 05:19 PM (ufFY



Well, the wife *was* actually pointing her handgun at . . . things.



Apparently hadn't heard "never point your weapon at anything unless you're going to shoot it."



Her gun discipline needed serious work.



Even so, this is the result of a Soros-funded DA.


Posted by: filbert at July 20, 2020 05:22 PM

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Uh she was pointing her gun at the rioters who were pointing their guns at her and her husband.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 20, 2020 05:25 PM (JUOKG)

170 Not hiring and obeying lunatics should be the basic, bottom line, that's like giving someone a raise for showing up to work wearing appropriate clothing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2020


*
*

Nowadays if they show up with any clothing it's a win.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 20, 2020 05:25 PM (rpbg1)

171 They're conservative. They've donated to Trump.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2020 05:24 PM (d6PIl)


Hadn't heard that.

They still need to work on muzzle discipline.

Posted by: filbert at July 20, 2020 05:25 PM (NiXyF)

172 134 BREAKING Gun toting couple Charged with felony unlawful use of a weapon

I believe their governor has already stated that he'll issue a pardon if indicted...let's see if he follows through.
________________

I hope he issues it today, before the ink on the charging documents dries.

That Soros-funded bitch prosecutor needs to learn a lesson.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 20, 2020 05:25 PM (k4dH2)

173 I hope he does it tonight

Don't they have to be convicted and sentenced before a pardon? I don't know honestly.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 20, 2020 05:26 PM (dUJdY)

174 StLouis couple are Democrats. Wonder if this has changed their politics

Posted by: steevy







They're conservative. They've donated to Trump.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2020 05:24 PM (d6PIl)

They appeared at a virtual Trump campaign event over the weekend.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 20, 2020 05:26 PM (xPl2J)

175 157
Brandishing firearms in Michigan:
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So I guess they would rather the shooting start right away.

Posted by: Pliney at July 20, 2020 05:26 PM (nzKWW)

176 Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 20, 2020 05:24 PM (ufFY

They also weren't in public .

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 20, 2020 05:26 PM (U9Qbt)

177 StLouis couple are Democrats. Wonder if this has changed their politics

Posted by: steevy at July 20, 2020 05:23 PM (KNsKs)



Who can say? Democrats seem to be particularly impervious to common sense though.



Posted by: filbert at July 20, 2020 05:24 PM

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they are not democrats.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 20, 2020 05:26 PM (JUOKG)

178 I'm off to make some keto pizza for me and hopefully my soon to be boyfriend. Then some cuddles with video games teaching him yoga before bed.
Bye

Posted by: Alicia Vikander scissoring Lili Simmons at July 20, 2020 05:26 PM (3NXN7)

179
"Hi...we're ______. We make __________ that every one can enjoy. We don't include politics in our efforts. They'd ruin our product as politics are apt to do. But, we do make ________...and we make it for everyone. So, enjoy...and thank you."

You'd think saying this would be obvious. But no one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of CEOs.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 20, 2020 05:26 PM (mht8P)

180 Why am I not allowed to post comments here
It happened the other day too but it corrected itself
I dont know why its nit working from my normal desktop.
It will not let me contact the forum either.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 20, 2020 05:26 PM (UV3aT)

181 shots, shots, shots, shots,

everybody!!!
Posted by: SturmToddler at July 20, 2020 05:19 PM (8D42x)

Obligatory.


https://youtu.be/1oOv3cuP8M4

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 20, 2020 05:21 PM (Zz0t1)

awesome clip from an awesome movie

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 20, 2020 05:26 PM (+NdM9)

182 From what I've read, just about everyone in Germany from 1939 to 1945, from the ages of 8 to 80, were high as a kite on stimulants.

So were a lot of our troops, particularly bomber crews. The negative effects of amphetamines were not as well known. I mean, it was so common that Fleming has Bond popping them in his books.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2020 05:26 PM (KZzsI)

183 StLouis couple are Democrats. Wonder if this has changed their politics
Posted by: steevy at July 20, 2020 05:23 PM (KNsKs)
*********
No they aren't that was erroneous BS they are Reps.

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 20, 2020 05:26 PM (1Dmt5)

184 Pass me a can of that Fahrvergnügen

Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 20, 2020 05:26 PM (iTXRQ)

185 A group of neighborhood residents later condemned the McCloskeys' actions.

Ah, neighbors are so nice to have...Probably all drop by for a cup of sugar once in a while..../sarc

Posted by: Colin at July 20, 2020 05:26 PM (30CAi)

186 Don't they have to be convicted and sentenced before a pardon? I don't know honestly.
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 20, 2020 05:26 PM (dUJdY)

Nope

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2020 05:26 PM (tsZQ+)

187 I wash my Goya Beans down with Red Bull.

Posted by: Little Boomer at July 20, 2020 05:26 PM (6fu25)

188 108
67 Bad news guys. I looked into it, and this is an Austrian company. So
really the Euros have one up on us this time. At least it's a more solid
one like Austria.

Posted by: Someguy at July 20, 2020 05:14 PM (Zm+LZ)



You know who else was Austrian?


arnold schwarzenegger?

Posted by: Anachronda at July 20, 2020 05:27 PM (sGtp+)

189 It's just a bottle of high fructose corn syrup with a drop of fake flavoring in it.

************

You know, putting a black woman as the face over such a shitty garbage ass fake product is kinda racist.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Getting Smart at July 20, 2020 05:27 PM (+dsLj)

190 You know who else was Austrian?

Archduke Ferdinand.

And Julie Andrews.

Posted by: Minuteman at July 20, 2020 05:27 PM (N8m2Y)

191 >>>I hope he does it tonight


Would be an epic move this early.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 20, 2020 05:27 PM (bkUtD)

192
Yeah it was their main advertising, since the food was never great. Now its meh food and no char broiling except at the factory.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

When did this happen? Wasn't more than a couple months ago I got a good whiff at a nearby BK.
The food has gone to hell, quite true.

Posted by: Gooshy at July 20, 2020 05:27 PM (gnKeb)

193 Im using my phone but it wont let me use punctuation

Posted by: JoeF. at July 20, 2020 05:27 PM (UV3aT)

194 Dear Lord. Our local TV talking faces are giddy over Andrew Cuomo's visit with our idiot mayor.

My husband says our male Tank Abrams is looking for bigger things than mayor of Savannah. I'm sure he's right.

Thanks a pants load, white woke liberals, for getting this fat-assed tyrant elected.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 20, 2020 05:27 PM (Ps2cL)

195 More good woke broke news; Col Allen West elected head of
TX GOP today. Mr. West says we're going conservative boys.
Abbott the boneless best buck up. You too Paxton and Patrick, yall paying attention?
Posted by: Dr. McCoy at July 20, 2020 05:18 PM

Is going to kick the latest Bush swamp creature to the side. And by side I'm mean out of a speeding SUV into a cactus patch.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at July 20, 2020 05:27 PM (7TrJF)

196 CDC confirms 12th straight week of declining covid-19 death rate for the U.S.

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 20, 2020 05:27 PM (1Dmt5)

197 Uh she was pointing her gun at the rioters who were pointing their guns at her and her husband.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 20, 2020 05:25 PM (JUOKG)


Hadn't heard that either.

But the Korean guy just got done exhorting the Falcon 9 to perform in launching The Anasys 2 S. Korean satellite.

Posted by: filbert at July 20, 2020 05:27 PM (NiXyF)

198 Just outside New Orleans today a 70-something year old woman was arrested and dragged out of a Walmart after screaming at people for jeopardizing her health by not wearing masks.
Really warms the heart: https://rb.gy/nnfsjk

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 20, 2020 05:27 PM (CQ3Qb)

199 158
146 StLouis couple are Democrats. Wonder if this has changed their politics

Posted by: steevy at July 20, 2020 05:23 PM (KNsKs)



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No, they're not.



They're Trump donors.

Posted by: SMH at July 20, 2020 05:24 PM (RU4sa)

Not they're not.

Posted by: Arguments Department at July 20, 2020 05:27 PM (Jx5Qs)

200 Holy crap!

The thing is, their entire brand is everything and anything that BLM/SJWs are calling "white supremicist" these days. Minority kids in the ghetto aren't heading out to climb a mountain on the weekends, or anything like that.

So it would be folly to climb on board that Crazy Train.

HOWEVER! Every other company in a similar situation (so far) has done EXACTLY THAT - ANYWAY.

So I nominate Red Bull as this month's Hero of the World. Once somebody actually stands up to the bullies - and not only survives, but THRIVES (and you KNOW they will) - the floodgates are open for others to do the same.

When that happens, their power - and even their money - is taken away.

It's a "the King is naked" moment, where suddenly everybody is allowed to see "Hey, these guys are just a racist, anti-sop lynch mob, like that Optimizer fellow has been saying all along!" And then say "We REALLY don't like that ONE BIT."

Posted by: Optimizer at July 20, 2020 05:28 PM (hOOi9)

201 It's just a bottle of high fructose corn syrup with a drop of fake flavoring in it

I never understood people buying syrup anyway, unless its the real thing out of a tree. Its so easy to make at home and dirt cheap.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2020 05:28 PM (KZzsI)

202 Ok thank ngu.. I really didn't know. Hope Parsons pardons them tonight and that stupid bitch loses her damn job.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 20, 2020 05:28 PM (dUJdY)

203 Cunning Warlock Soros looking into his crystal ball at the couple being grabbed,
wringing his hands in glee .... "fly, my monkey DAs, fly"

Posted by: illiniwek at July 20, 2020 05:28 PM (Cus5s)

204
You know who else was Austrian?

Anton Bruckner

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 20, 2020 05:28 PM (mht8P)

205 Don't they have to be convicted and sentenced before a pardon? I don't know honestly.
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 20, 2020 05:26 PM (dUJdY)

You do not.

Posted by: Zombie Nixon at July 20, 2020 05:28 PM (U9Qbt)

206 160 BREAKING Gun toting couple Charged with felony unlawful use of a weapon

So she did it after all.

I hated that commie's statement that she would not abide *cough*white*cough* people impeding a peaceful protest aka "criminal mob looking for a looting opportunity."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 20, 2020 05:28 PM (d0vJg)

207 Cuomo is back to being Democrat savior

Posted by: JoeF. at July 20, 2020 05:29 PM (UV3aT)

208 Good for them, but I've always had the sneaking suspicion that "energy drinks" are gonna be the asbestos of the 21st century.

Plus they taste loathsome.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at July 20, 2020 05:29 PM (OWgiM)

209 198
Just outside New Orleans today a 70-something year old woman was
arrested and dragged out of a Walmart after screaming at people for
jeopardizing her health by not wearing masks.
Really warms the heart: https://rb.gy/nnfsjk



Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 20, 2020 05:27 PM (CQ3Qb)

Did she look sickly? Euthanasia. I'll make an exception.

Posted by: Arguments Department at July 20, 2020 05:29 PM (Jx5Qs)

210 >You know who else was Austrian?


Franz Klammer

Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 20, 2020 05:29 PM (iTXRQ)

211 You know who else was Austrian?

Mozart?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 20, 2020 05:29 PM (d0vJg)

212 Maybe Goya has shown people something.

Posted by: ... at July 20, 2020 05:29 PM (uEbPt)

213 Damn! off Arguments!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 20, 2020 05:29 PM (Jx5Qs)

214 StLouis couple are Democrats. Wonder if this has changed their politics
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They're Trump donors


I've heard both, and I have no idea which is the case. Frankly I don't really care.

All I know is that the black woman DA is one of those scumbags Soros managed to get into office who is letting rioters go for Great Justice.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2020 05:29 PM (KZzsI)

215 180
Why am I not allowed to post comments here

It happened the other day too but it corrected itself

I dont know why its nit working from my normal desktop.

It will not let me contact the forum either.


needs work if it's supposed to be a limerick.

Posted by: Anachronda at July 20, 2020 05:29 PM (sGtp+)

216 Speaking of st louis da asshoes, Katshit is going to speak at dem convention, or what passes for one, for biden

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2020 05:30 PM (tsZQ+)

217 Why am I not allowed to post comments here
It happened the other day too but it corrected itself
I dont know why its nit working from my normal desktop.
It will not let me contact the forum either.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 20, 2020 05:26 PM

Too many syllables for haiku.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 20, 2020 05:30 PM (COzlW)

218 Did she look sickly? Euthanasia. I'll make an exception.


Posted by: Arguments Department at July 20, 2020 05:29 PM (Jx5Qs)

Resisting arrest too. They might tack on assaulting an officer.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 20, 2020 05:30 PM (CQ3Qb)

219 I won't drink Red Bull but I'll buy it and pour it out if this is true.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 20, 2020 05:30 PM (SCnqN)

220 Posted by: Alicia Vikander scissoring Lili Simmons at July 20, 2020 05:18 PM (3NXN7)



I must confess that I am quickly becoming fond of this new commenter who delurked last night. She's got moxie!

And I haven't even Googled the two names who are scissoring in her nic.

Because I'm a veteran of the InnerWebz, see? Not gonna get rickrolled or Zombied looking up stuff like that. Not me!

Posted by: Sharkman at July 20, 2020 05:30 PM (BM2fS)

221 You know who else was Austrian?

My high school Latin teacher.

Posted by: Bert G, new podisode at July 20, 2020 05:30 PM (OMsf+)

222 Posted by: Dr. McCoy at July 20, 2020 05:18 PM

Patrick is about as conservative as you can get. Both fiscally and socially .

Posted by: Zombie Nixon at July 20, 2020 05:30 PM (U9Qbt)

223 Thought rightafterr it happened the McCloskey's were labeled Democrats, and being trial defense lawyers seems par for the course.

Posted by: Skip at July 20, 2020 05:30 PM (6f16T)

224 I thought it was extremely generous of that couple to come outside and warn the mob. not everyone is that charitable.

Posted by: x at July 20, 2020 05:30 PM (nFwvY)

225 Covid death rate peaked in April

This is all theater

Posted by: JoeF. at July 20, 2020 05:31 PM (UV3aT)

226 212 Maybe Goya has shown people something.
____________

It has shown people that the quickest way to quadruple sales of your product is to get Toothy McBigTits to announce a boycott of your product.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 20, 2020 05:31 PM (k4dH2)

227 I've always had the sneaking suspicion that "energy drinks" are gonna be the asbestos of the 21st century.

Its gonna be one of those things that decades later people find out was godawful for them but now its too late. That's my guess. Like Kratom and all that other weird crap people take

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2020 05:31 PM (KZzsI)

228 So I nominate Red Bull as this month's Hero of the World. Once somebody actually stands up to the bullies - and not only survives, but THRIVES (and you KNOW they will) - the floodgates are open for others to do the same.
When that happens, their power - and even their money - is taken away.
It's a "the King is naked" moment, where suddenly everybody is allowed to see "Hey, these guys are just a racist, anti-sop lynch mob, like that Optimizer fellow has been saying all along!" And then say "We REALLY don't like that ONE BIT."
Posted by: Optimizer at July 20, 2020 05:28 PM (hOOi9)

Preference Cascade bay-bee

Posted by: ... at July 20, 2020 05:31 PM (uEbPt)

229 211
You know who else was Austrian?



Mozart?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 20, 2020 05:29 PM (d0vJg)

Arnold Shvatznegger?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 20, 2020 05:31 PM (Jx5Qs)

230 Sort of apropos of the theme ofthis post, expect news of the purging of Matt Taibbi, of Rolling Stone, in the next few weeks. He is calling out the insanity of the Woke Mob, and won't back down. That will not be allowed.

Posted by: tubal at July 20, 2020 05:31 PM (bCLt0)

231 I must confess that I am quickly becoming fond of this new commenter who delurked last night. She's got moxie!

Yeah but she's not gonna have a lot of success with her beau if she feeds him keto pizza crust

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2020 05:31 PM (KZzsI)

232 I mean, it was so common that Fleming has Bond popping them in his books.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2020


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He does a little Benzedrine from time to time; who wouldn't?

Posted by: Bill Tanner at July 20, 2020 05:32 PM (rpbg1)

233 I'm not into beans but I'm gonna be giving Goya Salsa a try once it's back in stock, (they sold out here for some weird inexplicable reason that cannot easily be explained)

lolgf

Posted by: Two Weeks From Getting Smart at July 20, 2020 05:32 PM (+dsLj)

234 Well, we all know who else came from Austria.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 20, 2020 05:15 PM (OTzUX)

Hedy Lamarr?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 20, 2020 05:22 PM (d0vJg)

that's HEDLY!!!!

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 20, 2020 05:32 PM (+NdM9)

235 Red Bull tastes disgusting. There are way better energy drinks out there. However, if they are indeed focusing on selling product instead of slinging woke bullshit, then more power to them.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 20, 2020 05:32 PM (NWiLs)

236 219
I won't drink Red Bull but I'll buy it and pour it out if this is true.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 20, 2020 05:30 PM (SCnqN)

lol
I do drink it, but not for the flavor. I admit it is kind of gross. But sometimes it just does the trick when you don't have time or don't want a hot cup of coffee. I'll buy another 12 pack in celebration.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 20, 2020 05:32 PM (KnJdm)

237 Okay, Red Bull, and Goya. Have to see what happens with them.

Posted by: tubal at July 20, 2020 05:32 PM (bCLt0)

238 Posted by: Dr. McCoy at July 20, 2020 05:18 PM

Patrick is about as conservative as you can get. Both fiscally and socially .
Posted by: Zombie Nixon at July 20, 2020 05:30 PM (U9Qbt)


He told Fauci to STFD and STFU a couple weeks ago. "We're done listening to you."

I wish he'd get Abbott's ear a bit more. He's solid.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 20, 2020 05:32 PM (Zz0t1)

239 218
Did she look sickly? Euthanasia. I'll make an exception.




Posted by: Arguments Department at July 20, 2020 05:29 PM (Jx5Qs)

Resisting arrest too. They might tack on assaulting an officer.


Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 20, 2020 05:30 PM (CQ3Qb)

Oh then a good hanging.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 20, 2020 05:32 PM (Jx5Qs)

240 It's just a bottle of high fructose corn syrup with a drop of fake flavoring in it.

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Caramel Coloring Matters

Posted by: Caramel Coloring at July 20, 2020 05:32 PM (Y08Vx)

241 Willowed from last thread.

Some different views from the daily mail.They pixelated the naughty bits. She has moves. Could be a dancer.

https://tinyurl.com/yy39zzs3

Posted by: Javems at July 20, 2020 05:32 PM (7IKAb)

242 Good for them, but I've always had the sneaking suspicion that "energy drinks" are gonna be the asbestos of the 21st century.



Plus they taste loathsome.



Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at July 20, 2020 05:29 PM

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Add in the fact that one energy drink has the equivalent amount of caffeine found in a cup of coffee, people who over use them will start seeing heart problems later in life.


Don't get me started on the amount of sugar in those cans.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 20, 2020 05:32 PM (JUOKG)

243 The only way to stop the nonsense train is push back.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at July 20, 2020 05:32 PM (99Nt9)

244 227
Its gonna be one of those things that decades later people find out was godawful for them but now its too late. That's my guess. Like Kratom and all that other weird crap people take
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2020 05:31 PM (KZzsI)

How awful can it be if we're all still here? We're going to get old and die? I think that was going to happen anyways.

Posted by: Someguy at July 20, 2020 05:32 PM (Zm+LZ)

245 Red Bull is used as a mixer for the younger drinkers. Mostly girls.

Posted by: Zombie Nixon at July 20, 2020 05:32 PM (U9Qbt)

246 When did this happen? Wasn't more than a couple months ago I got a good whiff at a nearby BK.

The food has gone to hell, quite true.

Posted by: Gooshy at July 20, 2020 05:27 PM (gnKeb)

I can still smell our BK, sometimes. Makes me think they broil in batches. They need a light like Krispy Kreme.
I really only go when mom's in town and she wants the fish.

Posted by: Chunk Hunger at July 20, 2020 05:33 PM (uhPTO)

247 A group of neighborhood residents later condemned the McCloskeys' actions.

Translation: "Please don't come by and burn, loot, rape, and kill at our house. Go to theirs instead. Thanks."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 20, 2020 05:33 PM (d0vJg)

248 So I nominate Red Bull as this month's Hero of the World. Once somebody actually stands up to the bullies - and not only survives

Maybe hero of the week. We've got Goya in the running, too.

Posted by: t-bird at July 20, 2020 05:33 PM (JioHo)

249 So were a lot of our troops, particularly bomber crews. The negative effects of amphetamines were not as well known. I mean, it was so common that Fleming has Bond popping them in his books.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor



Hadn't heard this, but I believe it.

I've heard that a very large percentage of the German civilian population was also looped on the shit as well.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 20, 2020 05:33 PM (BM2fS)

250 You know who else was Austrian?


That hot chick I tried to pick up on the corner. Throw another shrimp on the barbie!

Posted by: Lloyd Christmas at July 20, 2020 05:33 PM (COzlW)

251 Im using my phone but it wont let me use punctuation

iPhone I presume?

Settings > General > Keyboard > Smart Punctuation > OFF

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at July 20, 2020 05:33 PM (qc+VF)

252 She was holding that firearm like my neighbor used to hold the plastic bag she used to clean up her poodles poopie at our apt complex. All she needed was high heels and a cell phone in her ear. Two fingers.

Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at July 20, 2020 05:33 PM (Jj+59)

253 Red Bull tastes disgusting. There are way better energy drinks out there. However, if they are indeed focusing on selling product instead of slinging woke bullshit, then more power to them.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 20, 2020 05:32 PM (NWiLs)


It's drinkable if you drop a shot of Crown in it.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 20, 2020 05:33 PM (Zz0t1)

254 As was predicted, utterly predictable, and happens with all viral respiratory epidemics (regardless of "policies"), this one is on the downslope, and in free-fall most places, with the recent "hot" areas of the US now all declining. And of course none of these areas had anything like the % or # of fatalities or severe cases as the NYC/NH/CT disaster area.

I've been saying for weeks that the timing of this could be quite amusing, politically speaking, as the dang bug just isn't going to be producing results long before summer's over, putting the schooling issue and the main campaign season into a totally new light that won't be concealable by anyone.

The newly confirmed/revealed/worsened crisis, the incompetence of the public health sector in almost the entire country, is the real story, but it's of course invisible - in the official public square.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 20, 2020 05:33 PM (OTzUX)

255 219

I won't drink Red Bull but I'll buy it and pour it out if this is true.



Posted by: Ben Had at July 20, 2020 05:30 PM (SCnqN)


Thought the same.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 20, 2020 05:33 PM (Jx5Qs)

256 217
using my phone
Wont let me use punctuation

Thats why it looks weird

Posted by: JoeF. at July 20, 2020 05:33 PM (UV3aT)

257 I think the first Trebek Jeopardy! is on.

Posted by: klaftern at July 20, 2020 05:33 PM (RuIsu)

258 87 "Athena" is an American woman without tattoos?

Fake.
Posted by: goodluckduck at July 20, 2020 05:16 PM (5tts3)

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Oh, we exist.

Posted by: SMH at July 20, 2020 05:34 PM (RU4sa)

259 Red Bull gives you Nazi eagle wings.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 20, 2020 05:34 PM (p7r9F)

260 Posted by: Alicia Vikander scissoring Lili Simmons at July 20, 2020 05:18 PM (3NXN7)



I must confess that I am quickly becoming fond of this new commenter who delurked last night. She's got moxie!

And I haven't even Googled the two names who are scissoring in her nic.

Because I'm a veteran of the InnerWebz, see? Not gonna get rickrolled or Zombied looking up stuff like that. Not me!
Posted by: Sharkman at July 20, 2020


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Alicia Vikander played the young German auto mechanic/innocent person in The Man From U.N.C.L.E. movie in 2015. She has a little of the Audrey Hepburn vibe to her. No idea who the other girl is.

Posted by: Bill Tanner at July 20, 2020 05:34 PM (rpbg1)

261 does red bull have a decaf?

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at July 20, 2020 05:34 PM (4vNgL)

262 Red Bull puts on airplane races, which is cool.

Posted by: Chunk Hunger at July 20, 2020 05:34 PM (uhPTO)

263 The Goya Effect.

Posted by: Max Power at July 20, 2020 05:34 PM (q177U)

264 "I'm a MASK GUY!!!"

*double thumbs up*

Posted by: PDT at July 20, 2020 05:34 PM (WvQcX)

265 211
You know who else was Austrian?

Mick Dundee?

Posted by: x at July 20, 2020 05:34 PM (nFwvY)

266 185 A group of neighborhood residents later condemned the McCloskeys' actions.

Ah, neighbors are so nice to have...Probably all drop by for a cup of sugar once in a while..../sarc
Posted by: Colin at July 20, 2020 05:26 PM (30CAi)

...

We send the help for that sort of thing my good man.

Posted by: Coddington Voorhees III at July 20, 2020 05:34 PM (2HIdp)

267 The Red Bull company is worth $25 Billion.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 20, 2020 05:35 PM (Zz0t1)

268 I must confess that I am quickly becoming fond of this new commenter who delurked last night. She's got moxie!

I dunno. My first thought is it's either a know 'ette goofing around pretending to be someone else for shits and giggles,
or it's an otherwise fake persona.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 20, 2020 05:35 PM (NWiLs)

269 252 She was holding that firearm like my neighbor used to hold the plastic bag she used to clean up her poodles poopie at our apt complex.
___________________

The gun the woman was holding wasn't loaded, and may not even have been a working gun. It was an exhibit that she was going to use in an upcoming case she's taking to trial.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 20, 2020 05:35 PM (k4dH2)

270 176
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 20, 2020 05:24 PM (ufFY



They also weren't in public .

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 20, 2020 05:26 PM (U9Qbt)

Good point.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 20, 2020 05:35 PM (ufFY8)

271 How awful can it be if we're all still here?

Famous last words

There's a lot of mileage between 40 and 90, and they're the hardest road.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2020 05:35 PM (KZzsI)

272 Meth never killed anyone, it's downers that kill, fentanyl, oxy, vicodin, heroin.

Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at July 20, 2020 05:35 PM (Jj+59)

273 I had keto crust pizza the other day, it was awesome but I had to make it myself. There's only so much my blowup Zooey doll can really do.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Getting Smart at July 20, 2020 05:35 PM (+dsLj)

274 The Nazis used meth . The allies used other less powerful uppers.

Posted by: Zombie Nixon at July 20, 2020 05:35 PM (U9Qbt)

275
Oh, we exist.
Posted by: SMH at July 20, 2020 05:34 PM (RU4sa)


That's hot.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 20, 2020 05:35 PM (Zz0t1)

276 Red bull will kill you fucking dead. Sugar caffeine. Moar of each. Last 2 fights I got in was people drinking redbullshit and vodka on my boat!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 20, 2020 05:35 PM (JFO2v)

277 I used to think Red Bull tasted nasty but then I briefly got super addicted to them and suddenly they tasted like the best thing I could possibly put in my mouth (no homo). Very strange.

Posted by: Max Power at July 20, 2020 05:36 PM (q177U)

278 262 Red Bull puts on airplane races, which is cool.
Posted by: Chunk Hunger at July 20, 2020 05:34 PM (uhPTO)

Flugtag!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 20, 2020 05:36 PM (NWiLs)

279 Alicia Vikander played the young German auto mechanic/innocent person in The Man From U.N.C.L.E. movie in 2015.

She was in that tattoo girl series wasn't she? And that movie about a naked robot girl

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2020 05:36 PM (KZzsI)

280 Just don't do Red Bull & vodkas: not a good combo

Posted by: logprof at July 20, 2020 05:36 PM (oZuI0)

281 And I haven't even Googled the two names who are scissoring in her nic.

Both chicks are very, very easy on the eyes.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 20, 2020 05:36 PM (H5knJ)

282 I must confess that I am quickly becoming fond of this new commenter who delurked last night. She's got moxie!


Whos Moxie and whats she gonna do with him?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 20, 2020 05:36 PM (Jx5Qs)

283 The media says Florida hospitals are being swamped and running out of ICU units. Record high. California is breaking all records in hospitalizations for the 4th straight day...Direct from Bloomberg news, one of the most trusted source for news.

Posted by: Colin at July 20, 2020 05:36 PM (30CAi)

284 277 I used to think Red Bull tasted nasty but then I briefly got super addicted to them and suddenly they tasted like the best thing I could possibly put in my mouth (no homo). Very strange.
Posted by: Max Power at July 20, 2020 05:36 PM (q177U)

Clearly it's the drugs.

Posted by: Someguy at July 20, 2020 05:37 PM (Zm+LZ)

285 Yorkest map of New World

https://tinyurl.com/yy4jwvaf

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 20, 2020 05:37 PM (JFO2v)

286 Red Bull puts on airplane races, which is cool.
Posted by: Chunk Hunger at July 20, 2020 05:34 PM (uhPTO)


Went to the Red Bull Air Races at Texas Motor Speedway once. It was pretty damn cool.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 20, 2020 05:37 PM (Zz0t1)

287
279 Alicia Vikander played the young German auto mechanic/innocent person in The Man From U.N.C.L.E. movie in 2015.

She was in that tattoo girl series wasn't she? And that movie about a naked robot girl
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2020 05:36 PM (KZzsI)

No. That was Lisabeth Salander.

Posted by: tubal at July 20, 2020 05:37 PM (bCLt0)

288 Red Bull sponsors the X Games. The mountain bike competition is made up of crazy white boys. It's insane.

Posted by: Zombie Nixon at July 20, 2020 05:37 PM (U9Qbt)

289 Oh, we exist.
Posted by: SMH


So hawt

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2020 05:37 PM (KZzsI)

290 "I'm taking little white pills and my eyes are open wide" - Six Days on the Road.

Red Bull don't worry me none.

Posted by: Just The Tip at July 20, 2020 05:37 PM (GjTLE)

291 Flugtag!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 20, 2020 05:36 PM (NWiLs)

Fucking THIS! I couldn't think of the name. Thanks Insom.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 20, 2020 05:37 PM (Jx5Qs)

292 275
Oh, we exist.
Posted by: SMH at July 20, 2020 05:34 PM (RU4sa)

That's hot.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 20, 2020 05:35 PM (Zz0t1)

This is the internet, and moreover AoS. Rules say we gotta demand pics.

Posted by: Someguy at July 20, 2020 05:37 PM (Zm+LZ)

293 I actually like the taste and never put alcohol in one, kind of counter productive if your trying to stay awake.

Posted by: Skip at July 20, 2020 05:38 PM (6f16T)

294 Will this affect malt liquor bulls??

Posted by: andycanuck at July 20, 2020 05:38 PM (TZi47)

295 283 The media says Florida hospitals are being swamped and running out of ICU units. Record high. California is breaking all records in hospitalizations for the 4th straight day...Direct from Bloomberg news, one of the most trusted source for news.
Posted by: Colin at July 20, 2020 05:36 PM (30CAi)


I hear some on Texas!

Total Texas Staffed Hospital Beds 54,646
Available Texas Hospital Beds 11,167

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 20, 2020 05:38 PM (JFO2v)

296 94 More good woke broke news; Col Allen West elected head of
TX GOP today. Mr. West says we're going conservative boys.
Abbott the boneless best buck up. You too Paxton and Patrick, yall paying attention?
Posted by: Dr. McCoy at July 20, 2020 05:18 PM (WX+x0)


Honestly, I'm not sure how encouraging that is.

He's on the right side if things, for the most part, but I used to read his stuff, and he really doesn't seem like "the brightest bulb on the shelf" to me. More religious and tribal, than philosophically on target. More abut tradition, than about really understanding the Enlightenment principles that MUST endure for the nation to survive.

And the dude lost. Go ahead and make the excuses, but Donald Trump won, when it really WAS rigged against him. "You sir, are no Donald Trump." Not by a long shot.

But at least he's not some Establishment GOP traitorous fraud, so there's that.

Posted by: Optimizer at July 20, 2020 05:38 PM (hOOi9)

297 So were a lot of our troops, particularly bomber
crews. The negative effects of amphetamines were not as well known. I
mean, it was so common that Fleming has Bond popping them in his books.



Posted by: Christopher R Taylor







Hadn't heard this, but I believe it.



I've heard that a very large percentage of the German civilian population was also looped on the shit as well.


Posted by: Sharkman at July 20, 2020 05:33 PM

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Mister hilter was hyped on on every stimulant they could come up with during that latter part of the war. He rarely slept more than a few hours a night and that forced his Generals and staff to start popping pills to keep up with him.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 20, 2020 05:38 PM (JUOKG)

298 243
The only way to stop the nonsense train is push back.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at July 20, 2020 05:32 PM (99Nt9)

I kind of like the Churchill's French Resistance Tactics of World War II, to set shit ablaze.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 20, 2020 05:39 PM (KnJdm)

299 283
The media says Florida hospitals are being swamped and running out of
ICU units. Record high. California is breaking all records in
hospitalizations for the 4th straight day...Direct from Bloomberg news,
one of the most trusted source for news.


Posted by: Colin at July 20, 2020 05:36 PM (30CAi)

Get the HOPE ship!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 20, 2020 05:39 PM (Jx5Qs)

300 Speaking of Austria, let me be the first to wish the Horde a happy Valkyrietag.

And Insom, I vote fake, but meh, whatever, not interesting, and I expend 0 effort on commenter validation or "authenticity", because don't care.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 20, 2020 05:39 PM (OTzUX)

301 276 Red bull will kill you fucking dead. Sugar caffeine. Moar of each. Last 2 fights I got in was people drinking redbullshit and vodka on my boat!
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 20, 2020 05:35 PM (JFO2v)

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When I drank it on the regular, that wasn't much of an issue.

Posted by: SMH at July 20, 2020 05:39 PM (RU4sa)

302 Monster Orange Sunrise No Cal is better then Red Bull. But don't drink three the same morning.

Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at July 20, 2020 05:39 PM (Jj+59)

303
I hear some on Texas!

Total Texas Staffed Hospital Beds 54,646
Available Texas Hospital Beds 11,167
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 20, 2020 05:38 PM (JFO2v)


And only 15% of those taking up the beds are Covid patients.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 20, 2020 05:39 PM (Zz0t1)

304 295 283 The media says Florida hospitals are being swamped and running out of ICU units. Record high. California is breaking all records in hospitalizations for the 4th straight day...Direct from Bloomberg news, one of the most trusted source for news.
Posted by: Colin at July 20, 2020 05:36 PM (30CAi)


I hear some on Texas!

Total Texas Staffed Hospital Beds 54,646
Available Texas Hospital Beds 11,167
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 20, 2020 05:38 PM (JFO2v)

So sad. Guess I will start wearing a mask-o. Nah, just kidding.

Posted by: tubal at July 20, 2020 05:40 PM (bCLt0)

305 294 Will this affect malt liquor bulls??
Posted by: andycanuck at July 20, 2020 05:38 PM (TZi47)

Don't mean Schlitz.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 20, 2020 05:40 PM (NWiLs)

306 294 Will this affect malt liquor bulls??
Posted by: andycanuck at July 20, 2020 05:38 PM (TZi47)

Moast fucked up I have ever seen a group of people was out schlitz baby bull party. That stuff will make you want to get in fight over your food stamps and child support checks.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 20, 2020 05:40 PM (JFO2v)

307 Off leftist favorite evil Republican until Trump came along sock

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 20, 2020 05:40 PM (U9Qbt)

308 Never had a Red Bull but I like their management of the company.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 20, 2020 05:40 PM (pw+jk)

309 Energy drinks = cough syrup.

I'll pass.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 20, 2020 05:40 PM (3H9h1)

310 If Goya gets a 400% increase in sales for just saying nice things, I hope Red Bull gets an even better sales increase for actually inflicting financial pain on a bunch of racist grifters.

Posted by: EveR at July 20, 2020 05:40 PM (ZZDMQ)

311 "I'm taking little white pills and my eyes are open wide" - Six Days on the Road.

Red Bull don't worry me none.
Posted by: Just The Tip at July 20, 2020


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The Sawyer Brown version, which is also good, neutered it to "I'm seein' little white lines and my eyes are open wide."

Posted by: Bill Tanner at July 20, 2020 05:41 PM (rpbg1)

312 Hopefully, this is a start ... and not just a one-off.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at July 20, 2020 05:41 PM (jWe5r)

313 You know who else was Austrian?


Crocodile Dundee.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 20, 2020 05:41 PM (bkUtD)

314 No Falco mentions yet?

Posted by: goodluckduck at July 20, 2020 05:41 PM (POkI+)

315 Were they fighting to see who get off your boat first? The captain's supposed to go down with the ship......

Pictures are required here to support such claims.

Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at July 20, 2020 05:41 PM (Jj+59)

316 And only 15% of those taking up the beds are Covid patients.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 20, 2020 05:39 PM (Zz0t1)

Better way to say that is 15% in Hospital have WHUFLU. I have seen rehab hospitals where 50% have C diff.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 20, 2020 05:41 PM (JFO2v)

317 And Insom, I vote fake, but meh, whatever, not interesting, and I expend 0 effort on commenter validation or "authenticity", because don't care.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 20, 2020 05:39 PM (OTzUX)

I guess I'm easily amused.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 20, 2020 05:41 PM (NWiLs)

318 Only hospitals with capacity issues are in border TX counties (RGV), thanks to importing a share of Mexico's acute case load.

That's it. Non-imported case load not a problem, not even close to a problem, anywhere I've seen documented.

And, BTW, it *never has been, anywhere* except for some parts of NYC metro for a very few days. Even there, the surge capacity installed was not used.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 20, 2020 05:42 PM (OTzUX)

319 please drink more red bull. I work for a company that deals with them and have been furloughed since March due to declining sales. I need to work

Posted by: gary yunger at July 20, 2020 05:42 PM (84xi9)

320 This is the internet, and moreover AoS. Rules say we gotta demand pics.
Posted by: Someguy at July 20, 2020 05:37 PM (Zm+LZ)

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You can demand pics til you're blue in the face.

I despise needles.

Posted by: SMH at July 20, 2020 05:42 PM (RU4sa)

321 315 Were they fighting to see who get off your boat first? The captain's supposed to go down with the ship......

Pictures are required here to support such claims.
Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at July 20, 2020 05:41 PM (Jj+59)

Ima notta thinka so

Posted by: Italian boat captain that ran aground showing off at July 20, 2020 05:42 PM (JFO2v)

322 Red Bull? What a coincidence -- that's what David French calls his wife's Native American lover.

Posted by: ShainS at July 20, 2020 05:42 PM (+tMu9)

323 >>> The Red Bull company is worth $25 Billion.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 20, 2020 05:35 PM (Zz0t1)


Didn''t Red Bull sponsor the record breaking high-altitude jump?

Posted by: Hanging Curve at July 20, 2020 05:43 PM (0hLEz)

324 Well it's good to be the Boss. This is a closely held Austrian company and the owner and Boss was not "down with the BLM movement". So he can up and say, "Enough of this crapola". And he did.

OTOH if you are working below these folks you had to take that crapola, say "umm umm umn! That's delicious, give me more." Or these twits fired you.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at July 20, 2020 05:43 PM (NVDjf)

325 You can demand pics til you're blue in the face.

I despise needles.
Posted by: SMH

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The Paolo, how you say, does not have a needle.

Posted by: Paolo at July 20, 2020 05:43 PM (tIU+r)

326 Only hospitals with capacity issues are in border TX counties (RGV), thanks to importing a share of Mexico's acute case load.



That's it. Non-imported case load not a problem, not even close to a problem, anywhere I've seen documented.



And, BTW, it *never has been, anywhere* except for some parts of NYC
metro for a very few days. Even there, the surge capacity installed
was not used.





Posted by: rhomboid at July 20, 2020 05:42 PM

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And after Trump sent the USNS Mercy and Comfort to NYC and California, they were never used except for a few cases.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 20, 2020 05:43 PM (JUOKG)

327 red bull and vodka! I can be a wide awake drunk
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 20, 2020 05:11 PM (W2Pud)

In Germany there was this bar called the Steinbrucktheater that we'd go to on Friday nights. They served double vodka red bulls in pint mugs and closed at about 0430. Get back to the barracks Saturday morning at about 0600 and lay on your rack, wide awake, heart going about a buck twenty. I don't want to know how much I pickled my internal organs doing that.

Posted by: Vanya at July 20, 2020 05:44 PM (wJCUZ)

328 Red Bull was a creation of a Thai pharmacist, Chaleo Voovidhya, when he died in 2012, he was the 3rd richest person in Thailand. An Austrian businessman tried the drink and found it worked to cure his jet lag and they went halvsies building quite a brand.

The company logo shoes two bulls fighting, a popular sport in Thailand and also, Okinawa, Japan, where almost every major town boasts a bull fighting ring. The Okinawans had a long history of trade in Southeast and East Asia before they were annexed by Japan. Another quick Okinawa bit, while Japanese Sake uses regular Japanese rice, Okinawan Sake is made with Thai Jasmine rice, making a smoother drink and a much better cold beverage.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at July 20, 2020 05:44 PM (Hn6S7)

329 318 Only hospitals with capacity issues are in border TX counties (RGV), thanks to importing a share of Mexico's acute case load.

That's it. Non-imported case load not a problem, not even close to a problem, anywhere I've seen documented.

And, BTW, it *never has been, anywhere* except for some parts of NYC metro for a very few days. Even there, the surge capacity installed was not used.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 20, 2020 05:42 PM (OTzUX)

I am wondering why cant hospitals just say we have no more money this month. And close ER. I promise you if border town hospitals ran out of money of the 18th and shut down then those women would find out do not come to US to have your baby.

And being born in the US does not make you citizen. Fuck that!

Posted by: Italian boat captain that ran aground showing off at July 20, 2020 05:45 PM (JFO2v)

330 323 >>> The Red Bull company is worth $25 Billion.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 20, 2020 05:35 PM (Zz0t1)


Didn''t Red Bull sponsor the record breaking high-altitude jump?
Posted by: Hanging Curve at July 20, 2020 05:43 PM (0hLEz)

I believe so, yes. I saw the video. It's freaky as hell. And very cool.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 20, 2020 05:45 PM (NWiLs)

331 I believe that Julie Andrews is Austrian. Is or was. So are brown paper packages tied up with string.

Posted by: dr kill at July 20, 2020 05:45 PM (Jj+59)

332 You know who else was Austrian?
Posted by: josephistan

The guy with the mustache....what was his name again ?

Posted by: JT at July 20, 2020 05:45 PM (arJlL)

333 Didn''t Red Bull sponsor the record breaking high-altitude jump?
Posted by: Hanging Curve at July 20, 2020 05:43 PM (0hLEz)

And air racing, and rally driving, and a whole bunch of other sports that are marked by a conspicuous absence of soy boys, fat blue hair landwhales and aggrieved blacks.

Posted by: Vanya at July 20, 2020 05:45 PM (wJCUZ)

334 Oh, my.

Washington Nationals ecstatic and proud to announce that the first pitch will be thrown out for their home-opener by ..... Dr. Fauci.

Perfect! In so many ways.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 20, 2020 05:45 PM (OTzUX)

335 Somebody in that last thread thinks they're escaping the barrlel.
Nuh-uh. I saw it.

Posted by: wth at July 20, 2020 05:46 PM (v0R5T)

336 those cool go-pro downhill bike races down some S American mountain town are big Red Bull events.... and the wing suit stuff ... living on the edge, adrenaline junkie stuff.

this one is in Valparaiso
https://tinyurl.com/l99sex5

Posted by: illiniwek at July 20, 2020 05:46 PM (Cus5s)

337 Alicia Vikander played the young German auto mechanic/innocent person in The Man From U.N.C.L.E. movie in 2015. She has a little of the Audrey Hepburn vibe to her. No idea who the other girl is.

Alicia Vikander - very naked in Deus Machina
Other girl - hottie...I looked

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 20, 2020 05:46 PM (ExV1e)

338 The guy with the mustache....what was his name again ?
Posted by: JT at July 20, 2020 05:45 PM (arJlL)
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Oliver Hardy?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 20, 2020 05:46 PM (UAMe5)

339 The focus is always on the companies that go SJW, not in the vast numbers that do nothing like that.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at July 20, 2020 05:46 PM (cZjDV)

340 red bull and vodka! I can be a wide awake drunk

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 20, 2020 05:11 PM (W2Pud)



In Germany there was this bar called the Steinbrucktheater that we'd
go to on Friday nights. They served double vodka red bulls in pint
mugs and closed at about 0430. Get back to the barracks Saturday
morning at about 0600 and lay on your rack, wide awake, heart going
about a buck twenty. I don't want to know how much I pickled my
internal organs doing that.


Posted by: Vanya at July 20, 2020 05:44 PM

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We limit the number of Jagerbombs at our VFW to two per person per night. Way too many fights with people drinking those things all night so we said nope, you can only have two all night long.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 20, 2020 05:46 PM (JUOKG)

341
Didn''t Red Bull sponsor the record breaking high-altitude jump?
Posted by: Hanging Curve at July 20, 2020 05:43 PM (0hLEz)


They basically sponsor anything to do with speed or craziness in some way all over the world.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 20, 2020 05:47 PM (Zz0t1)

342 You know who else was Austrian?
Posted by: josephistan

I climb de Alps barefoot.

Posted by: Ahnold at July 20, 2020 05:47 PM (v0R5T)

343 334 Oh, my.

Washington Nationals ecstatic and proud to announce that the first pitch will be thrown out for their home-opener by ..... Dr. Fauci.

Perfect! In so many ways.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 20, 2020 05:45 PM (OTzUX)

And there will be a 7th inning Fauci Toss, so stick around!!!

Posted by: tubal at July 20, 2020 05:47 PM (bCLt0)

344 332 You know who else was Austrian?
Posted by: josephistan

The guy with the mustache....what was his name again ?
Posted by: JT at July 20, 2020 05:45 PM (arJlL)

John Bolton

Posted by: Someguy at July 20, 2020 05:47 PM (Zm+LZ)

345 Washington Nationals ecstatic and proud to announce that the first pitch will be thrown out for their home-opener by ..... Dr. Fauci.

Perfect! In so many ways.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 20, 2020 05:45 PM (OTzUX)

Will Fauci backtrack in two days and claim he never agreed?

Posted by: Vanya at July 20, 2020 05:47 PM (wJCUZ)

346 And, BTW, it *never has been, anywhere* except for
some parts of NYC metro for a very few days. Even there, the surge
capacity installed was not used.





Posted by: rhomboid at July 20, 2020 05:42 PM (OTzUX)

____________


Radio channel surfing -- just switched Hannity off after 5 seconds as he's freaking out about all the children now supposedly dying from the Chinese Coronavirus. What a purely gaslit idiot.

I saw Purely Gaslit Idiots open for ...

Posted by: ShainS at July 20, 2020 05:47 PM (5brNs)

347 Red Bull has 2 Formula one teams

Posted by: Skip at July 20, 2020 05:47 PM (6f16T)

348 The Red Bull Dude has been kinda lacking in bullshit for a while. But I can only consume so much of the stuff. It doesn't really give me wings.

Posted by: JEM at July 20, 2020 05:48 PM (8erNz)

349 334 Oh, my.

Washington Nationals ecstatic and proud to announce that the first pitch will be thrown out for their home-opener by ..... Dr. Fauci.

Perfect! In so many ways.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 20, 2020 05:45 PM (OTzUX)

So when we convert to socialism will the team be called the National Socialist?

Posted by: Italian boat captain that ran aground showing off at July 20, 2020 05:48 PM (JFO2v)

350 338
The guy with the mustache....what was his name again ?

Posted by: JT at July 20, 2020 05:45 PM (arJlL)

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Oliver Hardy?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 20, 2020 05:46 PM (UAMe5)

John Bolton?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 20, 2020 05:48 PM (KnJdm)

351 Red Bull and alcohol causes fights?



Get the fuck out.

Posted by: eleven at July 20, 2020 05:48 PM (QLf0x)

352 Red Bull is some of the worst crap you can put in your body. It's cheaper and safer to invest in a Pre workout mix with BCAAs and NO boosters to sip on. It's about a dollar per serving compared to 5 dollars to Red Bull.

Posted by: Alicia Vikander scissoring Lili Simmons at July 20, 2020 05:18 PM (3NXN7)

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Didn't have that option in Iraq.
Posted by: SMH

They didn't let ya run home and get it, huh ?

Posted by: JT at July 20, 2020 05:48 PM (arJlL)

353 Alicia Vikander - very naked in Deus Machina
Other girl - hottie...I looked
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 20, 2020


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Lovely, but no Jennifer Finnegan.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 20, 2020 05:48 PM (rpbg1)

354 So are brown paper packages tied up with string.

Brown Paper Packages tied up with string are really cool She was right about those being a favorite thing. When was the last time you got something bad wrapped like that?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2020 05:48 PM (KZzsI)

355 Alicia Vikander played the young German auto
mechanic/innocent person in The Man From U.N.C.L.E. movie in 2015. She
has a little of the Audrey Hepburn vibe to her. No idea who the other
girl is.



Alicia Vikander - very naked in Deus Machina

Other girl - hottie...I looked


Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 20, 2020 05:46 PM

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She is not shy about taking her clothes off in front of a camera.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 20, 2020 05:48 PM (JUOKG)

356 Wow, I mean obviously Sean's not very bright, but even for him that's pathetic, Shain.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 20, 2020 05:49 PM (OTzUX)

357 345 Fauci will never miss a chance to be on TV. Wonder if he will wear a mask?

Posted by: Jen the original at July 20, 2020 05:49 PM (PXvDZ)

358 The guy with the mustache....what was his name again ?
Posted by: JT at July 20, 2020 05:45 PM (arJlL)

Charlie Chaplin

Tom Selleck

Posted by: Italian boat captain that ran aground showing off at July 20, 2020 05:49 PM (JFO2v)

359 I am wondering why cant hospitals just say we have no more money this month. And close ER.

Because of EMTALA. Now go read about it. I won't spoil the surprise about who signed it.

Posted by: Just The Tip at July 20, 2020 05:49 PM (GjTLE)

360 The guy with the mustache....what was his name again ?

Posted by: JT at July 20, 2020 05:45 PM (arJlL)

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Oliver Hardy?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 20, 2020 05:46 PM (UAMe5)

John Bolton?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 20, 2020


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Tom Selleck?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 20, 2020 05:49 PM (rpbg1)

361 Washington Nationals ecstatic and proud to announce that the first pitch will be thrown out for their home-opener by ..... Dr. Fauci.

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and predict a girly throw like Obama

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2020 05:49 PM (KZzsI)

362 347 Red Bull has 2 Formula one teams

Which basically gives Christian Whatever god status. Let's capitalize that.

Posted by: JEM at July 20, 2020 05:49 PM (8erNz)

363 Who wants to bet fauci throws like a girl. No offense to any ettes

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2020 05:49 PM (tsZQ+)

364 'Energy drinks' like Red Bull have no effect on me. Caffeine either.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 20, 2020 05:49 PM (oVJmc)

365 357 345 Fauci will never miss a chance to be on TV. Wonder if he will wear a mask?
Posted by: Jen the original at July 20, 2020 05:49 PM (PXvDZ)


Face Diaper.

Posted by: tubal at July 20, 2020 05:49 PM (bCLt0)

366 Cuomo is back to being Democrat savior
Posted by: JoeF. at July 20, 2020 05:29 PM (UV3aT)
..........

Well they are the party of government sanctioned murderers.

Posted by: wth at July 20, 2020 05:49 PM (v0R5T)

367 >>The guy with the mustache....what was his name again ?


Sam Elliot?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 20, 2020 05:49 PM (bDqIh)

368 Burt Reynolds.

Posted by: eleven at July 20, 2020 05:50 PM (QLf0x)

369 Red Bull has 2 Formula one teams...

Yea, about that. What's the deal with Ferrari this year?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 20, 2020 05:50 PM (3H9h1)

370 345
Washington Nationals ecstatic and proud to announce that the first pitch
will be thrown out for their home-opener by ..... Dr. Fauci.



Perfect! In so many ways.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 20, 2020 05:45 PM (OTzUX)



Will Fauci backtrack in two days and claim he never agreed?

Posted by: Vanya at July 20, 2020 05:47 PM (wJCUZ)

________


Dr. Falsi will insist on mandatory estrogen shot therapy for all players before allowing the season to begin.

Posted by: ShainS at July 20, 2020 05:50 PM (5brNs)

371 We limit the number of Jagerbombs at our VFW to two per person per night. Way too many fights with people drinking those things all night so we said nope, you can only have two all night long.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 20, 2020 05:46 PM (JUOKG)

Do you mark them with a Sharpie?

Posted by: Italian boat captain that ran aground showing off at July 20, 2020 05:50 PM (JFO2v)

372 Jen, of course he will - it's the patriotic thing to do - Trump told me this himself today.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 20, 2020 05:50 PM (OTzUX)

373 Good.


Fire all dey asses......I want them all working at Arby's for minimum wage.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 20, 2020 05:50 PM (Z+IKu)

374 The guy with the mustache....what was his name again ?


John, whose was long.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 20, 2020 05:50 PM (oVJmc)

375 The guy with the mustache....what was his name again ?


Sam Elliot?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 20, 2020


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Clark Gable and William Powell would like a word.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 20, 2020 05:50 PM (rpbg1)

376 363 Who wants to bet fauci throws like a girl. No offense to any ettes
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2020 05:49 PM (tsZQ+)

With that cute little flip of the wrist, ala Obama.

Posted by: tubal at July 20, 2020 05:50 PM (bCLt0)

377 357 345 Fauci will never miss a chance to be on TV. Wonder if he will wear a mask?
Posted by: Jen the original at July 20, 2020 05:49 PM (PXvDZ)
..........

My lawn jockey beat up my garden gnome.

Posted by: wth at July 20, 2020 05:50 PM (v0R5T)

378 358
The guy with the mustache....what was his name again ?

Posted by: JT at July 20, 2020 05:45 PM (arJlL)



Charlie Chaplin



Tom Selleck

Posted by: Italian boat captain that ran aground showing off at July 20, 2020 05:49 PM (JFO2v)

Sam Elliot?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 20, 2020 05:50 PM (KnJdm)

379 Other girl - hottie...I looked

She played a slutty Amish girl in the Showtime series Banshee. Banshee took its commitment to gratuitous nudity and sex and graphic violence very seriously.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 20, 2020 05:50 PM (H5knJ)

380 Tom Selleck?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 20, 2020 05:49 PM (rpbg1)

see 358

Posted by: Italian boat captain that ran aground showing off at July 20, 2020 05:50 PM (JFO2v)

381 Red Bull is some of the worst crap you can put in your body. It's cheaper and safer to invest in a Pre workout mix with BCAAs and NO boosters to sip on. It's about a dollar per serving compared to 5 dollars to Red Bull.

Posted by: Alicia Vikander scissoring Lili Simmons at July 20, 2020 05:18 PM (3NXN7)

Oh, yeah. In our defense, this was between and after tours in Iraq. Saturday nights a lot of guys would head to Frankfurt and hit the bars and whorehouses.

Posted by: Vanya at July 20, 2020 05:50 PM (wJCUZ)

382 >The guy with the mustache....what was his name again ?


John.

Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 20, 2020 05:51 PM (iTXRQ)

383 Chuck Norris

Posted by: eleven at July 20, 2020 05:51 PM (QLf0x)

384
this one is in Valparaiso
https://tinyurl.com/l99sex5
Posted by: illiniwek at July 20, 2020 05:46 PM (Cus5s)


That shit cray.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 20, 2020 05:51 PM (Zz0t1)

385 The guy with the mustache....what was his name again ?





Sam Elliot?


Posted by: Lizzy at July 20, 2020 05:49 PM

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Ulysses S. Grant?

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 20, 2020 05:51 PM (JUOKG)

386
Alicia Vikander played the young German auto mechanic/innocent person in The Man From U.N.C.L.E. movie in 2015. She has a little of the Audrey Hepburn vibe to her. No idea who the other girl is.
Posted by: Bill Tanner at July 20, 2020 05:34 PM (rpbg1)







Lili was in True Detective, where she was fooling around with Woody H, and in a phone call asks him to come over and dork her up the squeekhole.

The next scene, he's in the police station, totally disheveled, so you know he took her up on it. Funny shit.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 20, 2020 05:51 PM (EGyGV)

387 Red Bull sponsors marc marquez, motogp

Posted by: Pliney at July 20, 2020 05:51 PM (nzKWW)

388 > Fauci will never miss a chance to be on TV. Wonder if he will wear a mask?


wonder if he can throw a ball

Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 20, 2020 05:51 PM (iTXRQ)

389 Just imagine how hilarious it will be to see the video of fucking Fauci wearing a mask struggling to heave the fucking baseball 90 feet. That stupid fucking fucker. This will make Obama's toss in 2010 look like Nolan Ryan. Hahahahaha.

Posted by: dr kill at July 20, 2020 05:52 PM (Jj+59)

390 With that cute little flip of the wrist, ala Obama.
Posted by: tubal at July 20, 2020 05:50 PM (bCLt0)

those mom jeans still haunt me cannot unsee

Posted by: Italian boat captain that ran aground showing off at July 20, 2020 05:52 PM (JFO2v)

391 Barack Obama?


Oh wait, nevermind, that's the guy with the beard.

Posted by: ShainS at July 20, 2020 05:52 PM (5brNs)

392 331
I believe that Julie Andrews is Austrian. Is or was. So are brown paper packages tied up with string.

Posted by: dr kill at July 20, 2020 05:45 PM (Jj+59)

those are my favorite things!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 20, 2020 05:52 PM (Jx5Qs)

393 352 Red Bull is some of the worst crap you can put in your body. It's cheaper and safer to invest in a Pre workout mix with BCAAs and NO boosters to sip on. It's about a dollar per serving compared to 5 dollars to Red Bull.

Posted by: Alicia Vikander scissoring Lili Simmons at July 20, 2020 05:18 PM (3NXN7)

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Didn't have that option in Iraq.
Posted by: SMH

They didn't let ya run home and get it, huh ?
Posted by: JT at July 20, 2020 05:48 PM (arJlL)

Even worse than the Red Bull is the Monsters...let's take the potency of Red Bull, and lets put it in a 20 oz can. That should do it. Actually in Iraq, it was RIP ITS. They were free, flavored and so bad they were great.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at July 20, 2020 05:52 PM (Hn6S7)

394 In regards t Kalifornai, we closed a lot of hospitals because the illegals were using so many services they couldn't survive. I think around a 100 closed up during the early 2000s.

That is some smart thinking there by our donkey communists.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 20, 2020 05:52 PM (pw+jk)

395 She played a slutty Amish girl in the Showtime series Banshee. Banshee took its commitment to gratuitous nudity and sex and graphic violence very seriously.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 20, 2020 05:50 PM (H5knJ)

Showtime and Cinemax, baby. "We can't afford the best writers, sets, or effects so we're putting in *ALL* the full frontal boobs, bush and dong."

See: Spartacus

Posted by: Vanya at July 20, 2020 05:52 PM (wJCUZ)

396 I had no idea that Red Bull was made by an Austrian company. And that the CEO is a Trump admirer. Good for him.

Posted by: bluebell at July 20, 2020 05:52 PM (/669Q)

397 The guy with the mustache....what was his name again ?



Grandma?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 20, 2020 05:52 PM (oVJmc)

398 I'd buy it to support the company. I don't drink those type of drinks but maybe I could give it away

Posted by: Cheriebebe at July 20, 2020 05:52 PM (w6A0l)

399 Come on, I learned from the Nationals' press release that Fauci "has been a true champion for our country".

!!!!!

Wow, that's impressive.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 20, 2020 05:52 PM (OTzUX)

400 Tom Selleck?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 20, 2020 05:49 PM (rpbg1)
......

You know, this is not his first rodeo and reverse mortgages may not be right for you.

Posted by: wth at July 20, 2020 05:52 PM (v0R5T)

401
Washington Nationals ecstatic and proud to announce that the first pitch will be thrown out for their home-opener by ..... Dr. Fauci.

Perfect! In so many ways.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 20, 2020 05:45 PM (OTzUX)


RBG is the starting pitcher. 99 mph fastball. And forget that 100 pitch nonsense.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 20, 2020 05:52 PM (mht8P)

402 I believe that Julie Andrews is Austrian. Is or was. So are brown paper packages tied up with string.

Posted by: dr kill at July 20, 2020 05:45 PM (Jj+59)

those are my favorite things!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 20, 2020


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*

"When the bee stings . . ."

Kill it with wasp spray!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 20, 2020 05:53 PM (rpbg1)

403 379 Other girl - hottie...I looked

She played a slutty Amish girl in the Showtime series Banshee. Banshee took its commitment to gratuitous nudity and sex and graphic violence very seriously.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 20, 2020 05:50 PM (H5knJ)

I saw Slutty Amish Girls open for Spicegirls at DCCC.

Posted by: Italian boat captain that ran aground showing off at July 20, 2020 05:53 PM (JFO2v)

404 Ulysses S. Grant?


Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 20, 2020 05:51 PM (JUOKG)

Burt Reynolds?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 20, 2020 05:53 PM (KnJdm)

405 Tom Selleck?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 20, 2020 05:49 PM (rpbg1)
......

You know, this is not his first rodeo and reverse mortgages may not be right for you.
Posted by: wth at July 20, 2020


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I got his name wrong. Laura San Giacomo knew him as "Roy."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 20, 2020 05:54 PM (rpbg1)

406 Good Lord

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/388392/

Posted by: steevy at July 20, 2020 05:54 PM (KNsKs)

407 Mark Spitz
Any 70s era male porn star.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 20, 2020 05:54 PM (pw+jk)

408 Radio channel surfing -- just switched Hannity off
after 5 seconds as he's freaking out about all the children now
supposedly dying from the Chinese Coronavirus. What a purely gaslit
idiot.



Banging some new strange can do that.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 20, 2020 05:54 PM (ufFY8)

409 I think Brian Williams daughter already had that part.

Posted by: dr kill at July 20, 2020 05:54 PM (Jj+59)

410 Both Red Bull teams are independent, Christian Horner runs the senior team.

Posted by: Skip at July 20, 2020 05:54 PM (6f16T)

411 off sox

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 20, 2020 05:54 PM (JFO2v)

412
Washington Nationals ecstatic and proud to announce that the first pitch will be thrown out for their home-opener by ..... Dr. Fauci.

Perfect! In so many ways.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 20, 2020 05:45 PM (OTzUX)


I'm sure this is all he wanted. Fame. He's Owebama, only shorter and whiter.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 20, 2020 05:54 PM (Zz0t1)

413 Jukin, it wasn't exactly donkie commies laying the groundwork for the holocaust of ERs in the border area.

As noted by another commenter above, EMTALA. Combined with another policy adopted by the same president ..... well, there you are.

Not that the trend wasn't that way anyway, and not of course that the donkie commies weren't/aren't worse on this and everything else, but ...

Posted by: rhomboid at July 20, 2020 05:55 PM (OTzUX)

414 Who wants to bet fauci throws like a girl. No offense to any ettes
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2020 05:49 PM (tsZQ+)
---------

None taken. I bet he will wear a mask, too.

Posted by: bluebell at July 20, 2020 05:55 PM (/669Q)

415 Oh, yeah. In our defense, this was between and
after tours in Iraq. Saturday nights a lot of guys would head to
Frankfurt and hit the bars and whorehouses.


Posted by: Vanya at July 20, 2020 05:50 PM

---

I woke up beside the train tracks in Frankfort one morning in the winter with no coat after a night of drinking Wild Turkey.

I haven't had a drop of the hard stuff since 1977.


As a bonus, did you know that Wild Turkey puke will strip the paint off the inside of an Army trash can?

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 20, 2020 05:55 PM (JUOKG)

416 Posted by: Colin at July 20, 2020 05:36 PM (30CAi)

Your concern has been noted and placed in the appropriate receptacle.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 20, 2020 05:55 PM (ysmsf)

417 Oh, we exist.
Posted by: SMH

Nice !

Posted by: JT at July 20, 2020 05:55 PM (arJlL)

418 Amy Schumer?

Posted by: hogmartin at July 20, 2020 05:55 PM (t+qrx)

419 406
Good Lord



https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/388392/

Posted by: steevy at July 20, 2020 05:54 PM (KNsKs)

That right there is fucked up.

Posted by: Stan from South Park at July 20, 2020 05:55 PM (ufFY8)

420 Gene Shalit?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 20, 2020 05:55 PM (KnJdm)

421
418 Amy Schumer?
Posted by: hogmartin at July 20, 2020 05:55 PM (t+qrx)

Amy Schumer?

Posted by: tubal at July 20, 2020 05:56 PM (bCLt0)

422 Fuck baseball. 60 games is not enough to warm up a baseball team.

Posted by: steevy at July 20, 2020 05:56 PM (KNsKs)

423 Who wants to bet fauci throws like a girl. No offense to any ettes
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2020 05:49 PM (tsZQ+)
---------

Think he owns a weedwhacker ?

Posted by: JT at July 20, 2020 05:56 PM (arJlL)

424 Washington Nationals ecstatic and proud to announce that the first pitch will be thrown out for their home-opener by ..... Dr. Fauci.

It's all about the celebrity with Fauscist.

Not the science. Not health. Celebrity.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 20, 2020 05:56 PM (FtO5h)

425 Do you mark them with a Sharpie?

Posted by: Italian boat captain that ran aground showing off at July 20, 2020 05:50 PM (JFO2v)

Close - when I bartended in college, management made us put a napkin on the underbar next to a problem guy and mark each drink with marker - when he reached whatever the bar manager said was his or her limit - cut off.

Posted by: Boswell at July 20, 2020 05:56 PM (32YRo)

426 Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 20, 2020 05:55 PM (JUOKG)

One of these days, on a slow open thread, I'm gonna have to tell the story of what happened in Edinburgh on Thanksgiving of the year 2000

Posted by: Vanya at July 20, 2020 05:57 PM (wJCUZ)

427 Frohspringen.

Posted by: JAS at July 20, 2020 05:57 PM (2BZBZ)

428 BREAKING Gun toting couple Charged with felony unlawful use of a weapon



Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 20, 2020 05:18 PM (1Dmt5)

So...brandishing your weapon is a felony?



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 20, 2020 05:19 PM (ufFY

The charge is not brandishing.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 20, 2020 05:57 PM (nAiE/)

429 Hiya Bluebell !

Haven't seen ya.

I thought you fell into a vat of ice cream !

Posted by: JT at July 20, 2020 05:57 PM (arJlL)

430 428

The charge is not brandishing.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 20, 2020 05:57 PM (nAiE/)

Menacing??

Posted by: tubal at July 20, 2020 05:58 PM (bCLt0)

431 The children and adults in the Stephanopoulos home spent the lockdown watching porn together.

The mother said it was time to educate their children about porn and exploitation.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 20, 2020 05:58 PM (iydjf)

432 Washington Nationals ecstatic and proud

Ecstatic? (Dieter voice) Are they as happy as a little girl?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 20, 2020 05:58 PM (FtO5h)

433 I'll take Baroness Von Schraeder could be one of my favorite things for 1200, Alex.

Posted by: dr kill at July 20, 2020 05:58 PM (Jj+59)

434 It really is a festival of national self-degradation with things like this Fauci first pitch s**t.

Sportsball is very clarifying.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 20, 2020 05:58 PM (OTzUX)

435 Guy with a mustache?

Me, ca. 1984.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 20, 2020 05:58 PM (rpbg1)

436 I thought you fell into a vat of ice cream !
Posted by: JT at July 20, 2020 05:57 PM (arJlL)
---------

Hiya JT. No, no, I've just been sitting over here slowly melting.

Posted by: bluebell at July 20, 2020 05:58 PM (/669Q)

437 The media says Florida hospitals are being swamped and running out of ICU units. Record high. California is breaking all records in hospitalizations for the 4th straight day...Direct from Bloomberg news, one of the most trusted source for news.
Posted by: Colin at July 20, 2020 05:36 PM (30CAi)
*********
CBS sent out a tweet yesterday that Texas & Arizona requested Freezer trucks because the morgues are full & used a pic from NYC in April with no leaves on trees & people wearing winter coats

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 20, 2020 05:58 PM (1Dmt5)

438 Amy Schumer?
Posted by: hogmartin at July 20, 2020 05:55 PM (t+qrx)

Amy Schumer?
Posted by: tubal at July 20, 2020 05:56 PM (bCLt0)


Joan Collins?

Posted by: Carlos Mencia at July 20, 2020 05:58 PM (t+qrx)

439 One of these days, on a slow open thread, I'm gonna have to tell the story of what happened in Edinburgh on Thanksgiving of the year 2000
Posted by: Vanya at July 20, 2020 05:57 PM (wJCUZ)
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You weren't in Edinburgh for Hogmanay?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 20, 2020 05:58 PM (UAMe5)

440 I thought you fell into a vat of ice cream !

Posted by: JT at July 20, 2020 05:57 PM (arJlL)


That's how she's keeping cool with the heat index here over 110F!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 20, 2020 05:59 PM (eTZoJ)

441 Do you mark them with a Sharpie?



Posted by: Italian boat captain that ran aground showing off at July 20, 2020 05:50 PM (JFO2v)



Close - when I bartended in college, management made us put a napkin
on the underbar next to a problem guy and mark each drink with marker -
when he reached whatever the bar manager said was his or her limit -
cut off.



Posted by: Boswell at July 20, 2020 05:56 PM

---

Pretty much what we do. But they still try and get their buddies to buy them stuff all night long. We catch them and tell them to leave. If they don't leave, they get a six month time out and the Cops are called.


They usually leave before the bartender picks up the phone to call.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 20, 2020 05:59 PM (JUOKG)

442 Red Bull and Goya Beans. You can live on that, can't you?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 20, 2020 05:11 PM (N39Ws)


Just make sure you're near a bathroom at all times.


Posted by: Short Shorts at July 20, 2020 05:59 PM (O6DoG)

443 Good Lord



https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/388392/




THE GENDER-NEUTRAL IS "LATIN," YOU IGNORANT FUCKS.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 20, 2020 05:59 PM (oVJmc)

444 Brandish, you're a fine girl...

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 20, 2020 05:59 PM (FtO5h)

445 https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/388392/


Winston:
Change Wise Latina to overweight, diabetic, white latinx with zero judicial skills

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 20, 2020 05:59 PM (JFO2v)

446 Fucking hell. The lawyer who shot the judges family once sued several news speakers for violating RICO by publishing fake news about trump. That will be the focus now. Shows how crazy trump people are. Did trump order the assasination of a judge? We need to investigate to find out! We all know trump had ultra super close ties to epstein, he wanted the judge assasinated to cover it up! Deutche bank, trump something! Clearly ordered the assasination!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 20, 2020 05:59 PM (dNzKv)

447
Didn''t Red Bull sponsor the record breaking high-altitude jump?
Posted by: Hanging Curve at July 20, 2020 05:43 PM (0hLEz)

They basically sponsor anything to do with speed or craziness in some way all over the world.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 20, 2020 05:47 PM (Zz0t1)







The Red Bull helicopter is cool. Modified so it can do loop-de-loops, which is virtually impossible with most helos.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 20, 2020 05:59 PM (EGyGV)

448 Hiya JT. No, no, I've just been sitting over here slowly melting.

Posted by: bluebell

I hear ya.

I opened my door this afternoon, and it was like opening an oven door.

Keep cool, kid.

Posted by: JT at July 20, 2020 06:00 PM (arJlL)

449 434 It really is a festival of national self-degradation with things like this Fauci first pitch s**t.

Sportsball is very clarifying.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 20, 2020 05:58 PM (OTzUX)

Isn't it?? For some, sports is not a Core Matter, but an expendable diversion. Not part of Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs.

Posted by: tubal at July 20, 2020 06:00 PM (bCLt0)

450 You weren't in Edinburgh for Hogmanay?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 20, 2020 05:58 PM (UAMe5)

This Thanksgiving was bad enough.

Posted by: Vanya at July 20, 2020 06:00 PM (wJCUZ)

451 Speaking of science, I passed a house today with a sign saying-among other things- "Science is real". Obviously it's swipe at religion and probably an endorsement of man made climate change , but it just sounds stupid. I'm not a scientist
but would a scientist even say that? What does that mean anyway?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2020 06:00 PM (oDRcK)

452 just switched Hannity off
after 5 seconds as he's freaking out about all the children now
supposedly dying from the Chinese Coronavirus.


Is he retarded? Children are the least likely to die from this crud. Children from 1-4 are .008% likely to die. 5-14 .013% Its ridiculous to talk about kids dying from a disease which is tapering off anyway

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2020 06:00 PM (KZzsI)

453 That's how she's keeping cool with the heat index here over 110F!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 20, 2020 05:59 PM (eTZoJ)
------------

It's almost too hot for ice cream.

Notice I said "almost."

Posted by: bluebell at July 20, 2020 06:00 PM (/669Q)

454 406>> Calm down... it's a laxative commercial.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 20, 2020 06:00 PM (3H9h1)

455 I'd buy a pack of Red Bull, except I wouldn't drink it and I'd regret spending the money. Bringing it to work might solve the problem. But you don't want to be around a bunch of college admins and philosophy faculty hyped on that stuff.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 20, 2020 06:00 PM (rpbg1)

456 The media says...

The media says a lot of things.

(spit)

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 20, 2020 06:00 PM (FtO5h)

457
No love for Franz?

Posted by: Franz Schubert from Himmelpfortgrund, Austria at July 20, 2020 06:00 PM (LilNs)

458 CBS sent out a tweet yesterday that Texas Arizona requested
Freezer trucks because the morgues are full used a pic from NYC in
April with no leaves on trees people wearing winter coats


They were trying to convey how cold the inside of one of those trucks is.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at July 20, 2020 06:01 PM (SchxB)

459 Banging some new strange can do that.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 20, 2020 05:54 PM (ufFY
.......

I bet she's deaf.

Posted by: wth at July 20, 2020 06:01 PM (v0R5T)

460 Red Bull and Goya Beas. Colon Blow.

Posted by: tubal at July 20, 2020 06:01 PM (bCLt0)

461
Just imagine how hilarious it will be to see the video of fucking Fauci
wearing a mask struggling to heave the fucking baseball 90 feet. That
stupid fucking fucker. This will make Obama's toss in 2010 look like
Nolan Ryan. Hahahahaha.

Posted by: dr kill at July 20, 2020 05:52 PM (Jj+59)


I bet you they make him a special pitchers mound that is halfway between the actual pitchers mound and home plate.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 20, 2020 06:01 PM (nAiE/)

462 Speaking of science, I passed a house today with a sign saying-among other things- "Science is real". Obviously it's swipe at religion and probably an endorsement of man made climate change , but it just sounds stupid. I'm not a scientist
but would a scientist even say that? What does that mean anyway?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke



I think it means women have penises.

Posted by: eleven at July 20, 2020 06:01 PM (QLf0x)

463 The mother said it was time to educate their children about porn and exploitation.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 20, 2020 05:58 PM (iydjf)

Someone at CPS needs to knock on Georgie's door and ask House of Steph Infection what else they did to "educate" minors in porn...

Posted by: Boswell at July 20, 2020 06:01 PM (32YRo)

464 In my experience the strongest proponents of "science!" learned all they know from Bill Nye and Big Bang Theory...

Posted by: steevy at July 20, 2020 06:01 PM (KNsKs)

465 Well I didn't see this coming. After being denied bail, ghislaine maxwell fears she will be killed in prison.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 20, 2020 06:01 PM (JUOKG)

466 I hate Red Bull but I'm going to start ordering pallets of it now.

Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at July 20, 2020 06:01 PM (DBPIP)

467
The Red Bull helicopter is cool. Modified so it can do loop-de-loops, which is virtually impossible with most helos.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 20, 2020 05:59 PM (EGyGV)


Piker.

Posted by: AirWolf at July 20, 2020 06:01 PM (Zz0t1)

468 Red Bull and Goya Beas. Colon Blow.
Posted by: tubal



Kaboom!

Posted by: eleven at July 20, 2020 06:02 PM (QLf0x)

469 428 last week the MO AG really dissed the DA in an interview. The DA has had numerous cases dismissed due to incompetence and political bias and he said he had no clue what she would charge this couple with. He saw nothing illegal in what they did. But it is local and nothing he could intervene in.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 20, 2020 06:02 PM (PXvDZ)

470 Trump must drink Red Bull.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 20, 2020 06:02 PM (2DOZq)

471 Well I didn't see this coming. After being denied bail, ghislaine maxwell fears she will be killed in prison.
Posted by: Mr. Scott



Narrator: And those fears were well founded.

Posted by: eleven at July 20, 2020 06:02 PM (QLf0x)

472 The children and adults in the Stephanopoulos home spent the lockdown watching porn together.

The mother said it was time to educate their children about porn and exploitation.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 20, 2020 05:58 PM (iydjf)

Wait, what? Is this a joke I'm missing?

Posted by: Vanya at July 20, 2020 06:02 PM (wJCUZ)

473 Really sorry I missed the last thread:

"She sits in beauty, like the night Of cloudless climes and starry skies..."

Lord Byron, (AKA, Mad, bad, and dangerous to know)

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 20, 2020 06:03 PM (LJsYz)

474 CBS sent out a tweet yesterday that Texas Arizona requested Freezer trucks because the morgues are full used a pic from NYC in April with no leaves on trees people wearing winter coats

And it was based on a lie, the guy in charge of the morgues said that they are not overfull nor do they need freezer trucks.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2020 06:03 PM (KZzsI)

475 Hannity is asshoe. Gutfeld is asshoe. Everyone at FOX is asshoe.

OK, maybe not Judge Jeanine. But the rest - asshoes.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 20, 2020 06:03 PM (FtO5h)

476 Fucking hell. The lawyer who shot the judges family
once sued several news speakers for violating RICO by publishing fake
news about trump. That will be the focus now. Shows how crazy trump
people are. Did trump order the assasination of a judge? We need to
investigate to find out! We all know trump had ultra super close ties to
epstein, he wanted the judge assasinated to cover it up! Deutche bank,
trump something! Clearly ordered the assasination!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 20, 2020 05:59 PM (dNzKv)

3 day rule. I am not really buying this guy is a Trump fan.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 20, 2020 06:03 PM (nAiE/)

477 last week the MO AG really dissed the DA in an
interview. The DA has had numerous cases dismissed due to incompetence
and political bias and he said he had no clue what she would charge this
couple with. He saw nothing illegal in what they did. But it is local
and nothing he could intervene in.


Posted by: Jen the original at July 20, 2020 06:02 PM

---

Now that they have been charged, he can certainly start an investigation into malicious prosecution.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 20, 2020 06:03 PM (JUOKG)

478 Red Bull tastes like Starbursts.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 20, 2020 06:03 PM (vuisn)

479
*makes grocery list*

1. Goya. Anything.
2. Red Bull

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 20, 2020 06:03 PM (LJsYz)

480 Red Bull and Goya Beas. Colon Blow.
Posted by: tubal

Kaboom!

Posted by: eleven at July 20, 2020 06:02 PM (QLf0x)

Space Force Cannon!

Posted by: Boswell at July 20, 2020 06:03 PM (32YRo)

481 It's almost too hot for ice cream.
Notice I said "almost."
Posted by: bluebell at July 20, 2020 06:00 PM (/669Q)


You are a bad influence...

After your recommendation a few days ago, I hit the HT ice cream sale, pretty tasty stuff!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 20, 2020 06:04 PM (eTZoJ)

482 St. Louis police say Mrs. McCloskey's gun wasn't real, and her husband's AR was unloaded.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 20, 2020 06:04 PM (Ps2cL)

483 I think it would be easier for Maxwell to 'kill herself'
if she was out of prison on bail.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 20, 2020 06:04 PM (2DOZq)

484 Wait, what? Is this a joke I'm missing?
Posted by: Vanya at July 20, 2020 06:02 PM (wJCUZ)
====

No. It's at Newsbusters.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 20, 2020 06:04 PM (iydjf)

485 THE GENDER-NEUTRAL IS "LATIN," YOU IGNORANT FUCKS.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 20, 2020 05:59 PM (oVJmc)


I swear, every single fucking day I'm positive I'm having a brain aneurysm.

Posted by: clutch cargo at July 20, 2020 06:04 PM (8B6Ng)

486 They usually leave before the bartender picks up the phone to call.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 20, 2020 05:59 PM (JUOKG)


I like to get a beer after work - catch up with the old guys.

I'm gone after three. Beat the amateurs home. Still have my evening.

Posted by: Just The Tip at July 20, 2020 06:04 PM (GjTLE)

487 451 Speaking of science, I passed a house today with a sign saying-among other things- "Science is real". Obviously it's swipe at religion and probably an endorsement of man made climate change , but it just sounds stupid. I'm not a scientist
but would a scientist even say that? What does that mean anyway?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2020 06:00 PM (oDRcK)

Science is real

I have a question! If someone is Bisexual does that mean there are only 2 SEXES?

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 20, 2020 06:04 PM (JFO2v)

488 I bet you they make him a special pitchers mound that is halfway between the actual pitchers mound and home plate.

They usually have amateurs throw from about halfway to home plate. Except George W who burned a fastball down the pipe from the mound. Gotta give the man that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2020 06:04 PM (KZzsI)

489 Red Bull tastes like Starbursts.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 20, 2020 06:03 PM (vuisn)


Woof.

You buy different Starbursts than I do.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 20, 2020 06:05 PM (Zz0t1)

490 The Red Bull helicopter is cool. Modified so it can do loop-de-loops, which is virtually impossible with most helos.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 20, 2020 05:59 PM (EGyGV)
------------

Oh my gosh, that just reminded me of something. When my daughter was in college at JMU, one year a helicopter lowered a pallet of energy drinks onto the quad at exam time. One of the JMU alums worked for the company and set it up. I'm pretty sure it was Red Bull. I have to ask her.

Posted by: bluebell at July 20, 2020 06:05 PM (/669Q)

491 You can demand pics til you're blue in the face.

I will say that I've met SMH at the TxMoMee and she has no visible tattoos.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 20, 2020 06:05 PM (ExV1e)

492 Goya black bean burgers are way, way tastier than anything called a black bean burger has any right to be.

Try one with some melted Swiss on top. Mmmmmm. But, take a couple Beano with the first bite.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 20, 2020 06:05 PM (FtO5h)

493 How old are Stephanopoulos' kids?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2020 06:05 PM (oDRcK)

494 Big Bang Theory...
Posted by: steevy at July 20, 2020 06:01 PM (KNsKs)

Big Bang Theory was just colleges educated Friends.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 20, 2020 06:05 PM (JFO2v)

495 If Fauci wears a mask and gets heat stroke that's entertainment

Posted by: steevy at July 20, 2020 06:06 PM (KNsKs)

496 493 How old are Stephanopoulos' kids?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2020 06:05 PM (oDRcK)

28 and 32

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 20, 2020 06:06 PM (JFO2v)

497 St. Louis police say Mrs. McCloskey's gun wasn't real, and her husband's AR was unloaded.



Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 20, 2020 06:04 PM


---

Pardon me, but that is real fvcking stupid. Some of those idiots in the crowd of rioters had guns and were pointing them at that couple.

Never pull a gun out unless it is loaded and ready to go.


Never get in a gunfight with an unloaded gun.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 20, 2020 06:06 PM (JUOKG)

498 Trump must drink Red Bull.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 20, 2020 06:02 PM (2DOZq)


Diet Coke, remember? There was a media panic about how he was all cuckoo for cocoa puffs because he drank Diet Coke, and he needed to be removed from office. Because the Diet Coke, you see. Unfit to serve. Very unstable. Pearls were clutched. Couches were fainted upon.

That was less bugnuts bonkers than today. That was relatively calm and rational, by comparison.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 20, 2020 06:06 PM (t+qrx)

499 After your recommendation a few days ago, I hit the HT ice cream sale, pretty tasty stuff!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 20, 2020 06:04 PM (eTZoJ)
---------

Told you!

Posted by: bluebell at July 20, 2020 06:06 PM (/669Q)

500 471 Well I didn't see this coming. After being denied bail, ghislaine maxwell fears she will be killed in prison.
Posted by: Mr. Scott
Narrator: And those fears were well founded.
Posted by: eleven at July 20, 2020 06:02 PM (QLf0x)


To be fair, she hasn't killed herself in prison...


yet!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 20, 2020 06:06 PM (eTZoJ)

501 The children and adults in the Stephanopoulos home spent the lockdown watching porn together.

The mother said it was time to educate their children about porn and exploitation.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy
--------

Well, they've already been inculcated by the commie posters he has on the walls.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 20, 2020 06:06 PM (SjwtK)

502 Never had a red bull, I think I may.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 20, 2020 06:06 PM (r+sAi)

503 No. It's at Newsbusters.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 20, 2020 06:04 PM (iydjf)

Yeah, I just read it. Fucking lib parents.

Posted by: Vanya at July 20, 2020 06:06 PM (wJCUZ)

504 428 last week the MO AG really dissed the DA in an
interview. The DA has had numerous cases dismissed due to incompetence
and political bias and he said he had no clue what she would charge this
couple with. He saw nothing illegal in what they did. But it is local
and nothing he could intervene in.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 20, 2020 06:02 PM (PXvDZ)

The Governor already said he would pardon them if this female charged them. I will point out she is already in trouble for manufacturing testimony against the former Governor to support false charges that got him to resign.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 20, 2020 06:06 PM (nAiE/)

505 The children and adults in the Stephanopoulos home spent the lockdown watching porn together.

The mother said it was time to educate their children about porn and exploitation.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 20, 2020 05:58 PM (iydjf)

Wait, what? Is this a joke I'm missing?
Posted by: Vanya at July 20, 2020


*
*

No. Ali Wentworth, George's wife, says she has watched pr0n with her two daughters, aged 15 and 17, to "explain" it to them. Now you know kids that age will already have peeked at a certain amount of that stuff on line, so it's not like Ali is corrupting two 8-year-olds.

Maybe her plan is make it seem so boring, so "freaky old-people," that the kids will lose interest. Remember, "Forbidden fruit is the sweeter fruit."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 20, 2020 06:06 PM (rpbg1)

506 THE GENDER-NEUTRAL IS "LATIN," YOU IGNORANT FUCKS

While this is true, the Fish and Wildlife guys shouldn't be having anything all to do with this stupid waste of time and money to begin with.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2020 06:06 PM (KZzsI)

507 493 How old are Stephanopoulos' kids?
================

Old enough to be taller than their dad.

Posted by: Pliney at July 20, 2020 06:07 PM (nzKWW)

508 Science is real.

And just because somebody has a credential in it doesn't mean they know a damn thing about it.

I trust myself over most of today's high priests.

Posted by: Just The Tip at July 20, 2020 06:07 PM (GjTLE)

509 Told you!
Posted by: bluebell at July 20, 2020 06:06 PM (/669Q)


I have learned to never argue with you!
And you were right again!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 20, 2020 06:07 PM (eTZoJ)

510 last week the MO AG really dissed the DA in an interview. The DA has had numerous cases dismissed due to incompetence and political bias and he said he had no clue what she would charge this couple with. He saw nothing illegal in what they did. But it is local and nothing he could intervene in.
Posted by: Jen the original


If he wanted to do something he could. Just look at the past 80+ of BS AG's have pulled.

He could send notice to the DA's office that everyone is now under investigation for civil rights violations with a big unspoken 'unless' at the end of it.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 20, 2020 06:07 PM (ysmsf)

511 I think it means women have penises.
Posted by: eleven at July 20, 2020 06:01 PM (QLf0x)

Front Pole please

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 20, 2020 06:07 PM (JFO2v)

512 Pardon me, but that is real fvcking stupid. Some of those idiots in the crowd of rioters had guns and were pointing them at that couple.

That's the thing: these two sound like such fucking idiots I find it useless to defend them. Future Darwin Award winners.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 20, 2020 06:07 PM (H5knJ)

513 Maybe her plan is make it seem so boring, so "freaky old-people," that the kids will lose interest. Remember, "Forbidden fruit is the sweeter fruit."

Remember what it was like when you were watching a show and the people there started making out and mom walked in or was watching with you? EWWWWW its not always like this mom!!!!

Disgusting and freaky.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2020 06:07 PM (KZzsI)

514 How old are Stephanopoulos' kids?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2020 06:05 PM (oDRcK)

28 and 32
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 20, 2020 06:06 PM (JFO2v)


So, they're at home, watching porn for some kind of teachable moment with GROWN ASS ADULTS??!!?

That shit's CREEPY.

The left. They're damaged.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 20, 2020 06:08 PM (Zz0t1)

515 468
Red Bull and Goya Beas. Colon Blow.

Posted by: tubal





Kaboom!

Posted by: eleven at July 20, 2020 06:02 PM (QLf0x)

I am pretty sure it is more of a kablooie.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 20, 2020 06:08 PM (KnJdm)

516 Hrothgar -

Posted by: bluebell at July 20, 2020 06:08 PM (/669Q)

517
How old are Stephanopoulos' kids?
================

Old enough to be taller than their dad.
Posted by: Pliney at July 20, 2020 06:07 PM (nzKWW)







So, toddlers.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 20, 2020 06:09 PM (EGyGV)

518 Remember, "Forbidden fruit is the sweeter fruit."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 20, 2020 06:06 PM (rpbg1)


Sorry, I read that as "sweater fruit" and got distracted.

What were we talking about?

Anyway, that was the second time I tried Red Bull.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 20, 2020 06:09 PM (t+qrx)

519 Maybe her plan is make it seem so boring, so "freaky old-people," that the kids will lose interest. Remember, "Forbidden fruit is the sweeter fruit."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 20, 2020 06:06 PM (rpbg1)

Showing porn to a 15 year old is like rolling dynamite in gasoline and 20 day old Crisco oil and lighting up the whole shebang with roman candles...

Posted by: Boswell at July 20, 2020 06:09 PM (32YRo)

520 Red Bull and Goya Beas. Colon Blow.

Posted by: tubal





Kaboom!

Posted by: eleven at July 20, 2020 06:02 PM (QLf0x)

I am pretty sure it is more of a kablooie.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 20, 2020 06:08 PM (KnJdm)
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No, no. Kaboom. Earth-shattering.

Posted by: Marvin the Martian at July 20, 2020 06:09 PM (UAMe5)

521 491 You can demand pics til you're blue in the face.

I will say that I've met SMH at the TxMoMee and she has no visible tattoos.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 20, 2020 06:05 PM (ExV1e)

---

Hubs has none also.

We must be the few vets who don't...lol.

Posted by: SMH at July 20, 2020 06:09 PM (RU4sa)

522 Oooh look at who's all badass

Rashida Tlaib@RashidaTlaib

They'll have to arrest me first if they think they're going to illegally lay their hands on my residents.


She's mad that Trump might send his anti-riot task force to her area.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2020 06:10 PM (KZzsI)

523 We must be the few vets who don't...lol.
Posted by: SMH at July 20, 2020 06:09 PM (RU4sa)


We could start a club.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 20, 2020 06:10 PM (t+qrx)

524 There's a whole PronHub channel devoted to the Stephanopoulos'.

Or there will be soon.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 20, 2020 06:10 PM (3H9h1)

525 Stephanopoulos wife watching porn

Your dad never bangs me that hard.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 20, 2020 06:10 PM (JFO2v)

526 502
Never had a red bull, I think I may.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 20, 2020 06:06 PM (r+sAi)

Try one of the blueberry ones. They are better tasting than the regular flavor.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 20, 2020 06:11 PM (KnJdm)

527 The mother said it was time to educate their children about porn and exploitation.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 20, 2020 05:58 PM (iydjf)


Sounds air tight to me!

Posted by: Pete Townshend at July 20, 2020 06:11 PM (O6DoG)

528 Rancid Tilapia, the House Dem's naked Athena?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 20, 2020 06:11 PM (bK4Aa)

529 Showing porn to a 15 year old is like rolling dynamite in gasoline and 20 day old Crisco oil and lighting up the whole shebang with roman candles...
Posted by: Boswell at July 20, 2020


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A 15-year-old boy? Sure. A 15-year-old girl? I think she'd be more likely to be turned off by a lot of it and to prefer a romance movie.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 20, 2020 06:11 PM (rpbg1)

530 They'll have to arrest me first if they think they're going to illegally lay their hands on my residents.



She's mad that Trump might send his anti-riot task force to her area.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2020 06:10 PM (KZzsI)


OK

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 20, 2020 06:11 PM (nAiE/)

531 505
The children and adults in the Stephanopoulos home spent the lockdown watching porn together.



The mother said it was time to educate their children about porn and exploitation.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 20, 2020 05:58 PM (iydjf)



Wait, what? Is this a joke I'm missing?

Posted by: Vanya at July 20, 2020



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No. Ali Wentworth, George's wife, says she has watched pr0n with
her two daughters, aged 15 and 17, to "explain" it to them. Now you
know kids that age will already have peeked at a certain amount of that
stuff on line, so it's not like Ali is corrupting two 8-year-olds.



Maybe her plan is make it seem so boring, so "freaky old-people,"
that the kids will lose interest. Remember, "Forbidden fruit is the
sweeter fruit."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 20, 2020 06:06 PM (rpbg1)

Now girls, see this? This is how you get yourself a husband. And this?? ............... This is how you keep a husband.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 20, 2020 06:11 PM (N39Ws)

532 Red bull and goya beans. On one hand it will keep you going - caffein and protein, on the other hand...it will kill you.

Posted by: runner at July 20, 2020 06:11 PM (zr5Kq)

533 No. Ali Wentworth, George's wife, says she has watched pr0n with her two daughters, aged 15 and 17, to "explain" it to them. Now you know kids that age will already have peeked at a certain amount of that stuff on line, so it's not like Ali is corrupting two 8-year-olds.


She watch them rub one out as well?

That's fucked up.

The left. They're damaged.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 20, 2020 06:11 PM (Zz0t1)

534 Rashida Tlaib@RashidaTlaib
They'll have to arrest me first-

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2020 06:10 PM (KZzsI)


Say no more.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 20, 2020 06:11 PM (t+qrx)

535 Rashida Tlaib@RashidaTlaib

They'll have to arrest me first if they think they're going to illegally lay their hands on my residents.

She's mad that Trump might send his anti-riot task force to her area.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2020 06:10 PM (KZzsI)

Or what, beeyotch?

Posted by: Vanya at July 20, 2020 06:11 PM (wJCUZ)

536 We must be the few vets who don't...lol.
Posted by: SMH at July 20, 2020 06:09 PM

*raises hand*

Another vet with no ink.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 20, 2020 06:12 PM (rBtIz)

537
Sounds air tight to me!
Posted by: Pete Townshend at July 20, 2020 06:11 PM (O6DoG)


Face the face!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 20, 2020 06:12 PM (Zz0t1)

538 The crazy thing about Red Bull is that it started out as a drink in THAILAND. Bizarre.
Posted by: zombie at July 20, 2020 05:09 PM (HEEq1)

Thai ladyboys drimk it. That's right, it's tranny fluid.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2020 06:12 PM (EIw3A)

539 We must be the few vets who don't...lol.

Posted by: SMH at July 20, 2020 06:09 PM (RU4sa)



We could start a club.



Posted by: hogmartin at July 20, 2020 06:10 PM

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The wife and I spent a combined total of 42 years Active Duty Navy, not a single tattoo on either one of us.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 20, 2020 06:12 PM (JUOKG)

540 Patrick did step on his dick a while back about private gun sales.

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at July 20, 2020 06:12 PM (AgR7f)

541 They'll have to arrest me first if they think they're going to illegally lay their hands on my residents.

"My residents". She runs an apartment complex?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2020 06:13 PM (oDRcK)

542 What pron were they watching?

just good old fucking

Double pen

Spit roast

Anal

68 or 69

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 20, 2020 06:13 PM (JFO2v)

543 I must confess that I am quickly becoming fond of this new commenter who delurked last night. She's got moxie!

And I haven't even Googled the two names who are scissoring in her nic.

Because I'm a veteran of the InnerWebz, see? Not gonna get rickrolled or Zombied looking up stuff like that. Not me!
Posted by: Sharkman at July 20, 2020

Din't you have moxie when you were 26?

Vikander was in Deux Machina and now the new face of Lara Croft.

Posted by: runner at July 20, 2020 06:13 PM (zr5Kq)

544 Stephanopoulos wife watching porn

Your dad never bangs me that hard.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 20, 2020 06:10 PM (JFO2v)


Corrected for accuracy.

I'm betting on him only tapping hairy man ass.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 20, 2020 06:13 PM (Zz0t1)

545 I like to watch really tall men going at it.

Posted by: Ali Wentworth at July 20, 2020 06:13 PM (COzlW)

546 My dad told me about my uncle who joined the US Navy pre WW2. His mom told him if he got a tattoo he would be dead to her. He never got any.

Posted by: steevy at July 20, 2020 06:13 PM (KNsKs)

547 She watch them rub one out as well?

That's fucked up.

The left. They're damaged.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 20, 2020 06:11 PM (Zz0t1)

She just held the tissue!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 20, 2020 06:14 PM (JFO2v)

548 What is this PrawnHub of whicg you speak??

Posted by: tubal at July 20, 2020 06:14 PM (bCLt0)

549 My dad told me about my uncle who joined the US Navy pre WW2. His mom told him if he got a tattoo he would be dead to her. He never got any.
Posted by: steevy



Geez louise mom.

Posted by: eleven at July 20, 2020 06:14 PM (QLf0x)

550 A 15-year-old boy? Sure. A 15-year-old girl? I think she'd be more likely to be turned off by a lot of it and to prefer a romance movie.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 20, 2020 06:11 PM (rpbg1)

Never went to a Catholic school, did you Wolfus?

Posted by: Boswell at July 20, 2020 06:14 PM (32YRo)

551 541 They'll have to arrest me first if they think they're going to illegally lay their hands on my residents.

"My residents". She runs an apartment complex?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2020 06:13 PM (oDRcK)

Maybe the gated community itself.

Posted by: Someguy at July 20, 2020 06:15 PM (Zm+LZ)

552 Watching porn with the kids is the kind of shit I'd not expect to encounter outside of termination of parental rights cases. It's seriously fucked up.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 20, 2020 06:15 PM (H5knJ)

553 The wife and I spent a combined total of 42 years Active Duty Navy, not a single tattoo on either one of us.


Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 20, 2020 06:12 PM (JUOKG)

Who gets to be the wife?



I kid. I kid. Thank you and yours for your service.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 20, 2020 06:15 PM (KnJdm)

554 What is this PrawnHub of whicg you speak??
Posted by: tubal at July 20, 2020


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You can find it via a link from ShrimpCentral.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 20, 2020 06:15 PM (rpbg1)

555 Ali Wentworth

Call 877 Porn Now

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 20, 2020 06:15 PM (Zz0t1)

556 So it's back to slamming jagerbombs again. Now THAT'S my idea of a protest!

Posted by: THE Lonebadger at July 20, 2020 06:15 PM (lIDCz)

557 They'll have to arrest me first if they think they're going to illegally lay their hands on my residents.

And that's the tell - for too many of these fuckers on both sides of they aisle.

They're not supposed to be "yours". Although too many people really get a boner on this notion of Democratic Monarchy.

Posted by: Just The Tip at July 20, 2020 06:15 PM (GjTLE)

558 On this 51st anniversary of Neal Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin's Steel Balls landing on the Moon, I give you a link to a site where you can watch the entire Apollo 11 mission, from beginning to end:

https://www.apolloinrealtime.org/11/

Every photo, every video, every transcript, every voice recording, in order, as it occurred, in real time.

Also, the same for Apollo 13 and Apollo 17 can be accessed from the main page:

https://www.apolloinrealtime.org



You can fall into this website and not leave for weeks at a time, it's that good.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 20, 2020 06:15 PM (BM2fS)

559 Vikander has a kinda bland beauty.

Posted by: eleven at July 20, 2020 06:15 PM (QLf0x)

560 542 What pron were they watching?

just good old fucking

Double pen

Spit roast

Anal

68 or 69
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 20, 2020 06:13 PM (JFO2v)

Well, George was another friend of Jeffrey...so probably teaching the daughters what they must do to earn a little extra scratch for college.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at July 20, 2020 06:16 PM (Hn6S7)

561 The wife and I spent a combined total of 42 years Active Duty Navy, not a single tattoo on either one of us.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 20, 2020 06:12 PM (JUOKG)

I plan on entering Heaven with no tats and missing only about 1/8 inch of my vas defrens.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 20, 2020 06:16 PM (JFO2v)

562 Our esteemed future Senator from CO bragged about taking his mom to see Deep Throat when it came out.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 20, 2020 06:16 PM (g5Xlv)

563 She just held the tissue!
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 20, 2020 06:14 PM (JFO2v)
*******
I just laughed entirely too hard at that

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 20, 2020 06:16 PM (1Dmt5)

564 What is this PrawnHub of whicg you speak??
Posted by: tubal at July 20, 2020 06:14 PM

Online shellfish merchant.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 20, 2020 06:16 PM (rBtIz)

565 Oooh look at who's all badass

Rashida Tlaib@RashidaTlaib

They'll have to arrest me first if they think they're going to illegally lay their hands on my residents.

She's mad that Trump might send his anti-riot task force to her area.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2020 06:10 PM (KZzsI)


Hey Tlaib.
Will your idiot constituents be trashing federal property and shoot people? Won't be illegal then will it?

Stupid twit.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 20, 2020 06:16 PM (axyOa)

566
What is this PrawnHub of whicg you speak??
Posted by: tubal at July 20, 2020 06:14 PM (bCLt0)






The Stephanopoulos Shrimp Channel?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 20, 2020 06:16 PM (EGyGV)

567 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JP9ZCejJm80

This is almost ten years old and seen by almost no one! But it is STILL the best distillation of the modern left. Then it was about Occupy Wall Street. Now it fits BLM. Make this shit viral! FINALLY!

Posted by: happy_happy at July 20, 2020 06:17 PM (goxkh)

568 Posted by: tubal at July 20, 2020 06:14 PM (bCLt0)

Shrimp have a porn channel? What the shell!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2020 06:17 PM (oDRcK)

569 I plan on entering Heaven with no tats and missing only about 1/8 inch of my vas defrens.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 20, 2020 06:16 PM (JFO2v)
********
So Very little Difference ?

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 20, 2020 06:17 PM (1Dmt5)

570 A 15-year-old boy? Sure. A 15-year-old girl? I think she'd be more likely to be turned off by a lot of it and to prefer a romance movie.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 20, 2020 06:11 PM (rpbg1)

Never went to a Catholic school, did you Wolfus?
Posted by: Boswell at July 20, 2020


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Nope. Though the second Mrs. Wolfus did, and she was plainly curious about everything and turned off by very little. (Including screwing over husband and friends, but that's neither here nor there.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 20, 2020 06:17 PM (rpbg1)

571 Speaking of science, I passed a house today with a sign saying-among other things- "Science is real". Obviously it's swipe at religion and probably an endorsement of man made climate change , but it just sounds stupid. I'm not a scientist
but would a scientist even say that? What does that mean anyway?


You are making the mistake of trying to read Trigger Language as a structural language with definitions, syntax and grammar.

"Science is Real" is nonsensical among those with a traditional understanding of communication.

But when spoken out loud those sounds thread together a composite of emotions that reinforce Leftist memes.

"Science" in this case can range from Evolution to Fauci's mixed messages to Climate Change to men with penises can be considered women.

It has nothing to do with actual science, but conveys an emotion of mystery that lab coated people can only understand. "Science" is a trigger for an emotion that a child has in trusting a trust-worthy adult. "Real" is to convey an emotion of authenticity. Basically the message is to let the recipient of this phrase feel comfortable with whatever BS falls out of the mouths and writings of accredited lab coats. Just like a child is to have comfort that mommy kissing the skinned knee will make it heal.

Posted by: 🐧 at July 20, 2020 06:17 PM (C+evo)

572 568 Posted by: tubal at July 20, 2020 06:14 PM (bCLt0)

Shrimp have a porn channel? What the shell!!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2020 06:17 PM (oDRcK)

Lol!! You Scampi!!

Posted by: tubal at July 20, 2020 06:18 PM (bCLt0)

573 I'm not fond of ink but I have to admit the tattoo on (name won't come) "s rib cage in 13 Hours with the flag on the inside of a gaping wound was so very cool.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 20, 2020 06:18 PM (SCnqN)

574 "My residents" implies ownership. She owns her constituents. Dem slave plantation, indeed.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 20, 2020 06:18 PM (COzlW)

575 Stephanopoulos Jerk Sock... only at Amazon and it only comes in one size, small.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 20, 2020 06:18 PM (3H9h1)

576 "If true, I might have to start drinking Red Bull."

OK to buy it I guess, but don't drink it.

Posted by: gp at July 20, 2020 06:18 PM (qpX6U)

577 559 Vikander has a kinda bland beauty.
Posted by: eleven


She does nothing for me. Basically like a mannekin. No distinguishing characteristics.

Posted by: zombie at July 20, 2020 06:18 PM (HEEq1)

578 Shrimp have a porn channel? What the shell!!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2020 06:17 PM (oDRcK)

-------

Those are the films Georgie stars in.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 20, 2020 06:18 PM (g5Xlv)

579 Shrimp have a porn channel? What the shell!!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2020 06:17 PM (oDRcK)
*******
They are short stories ! I will let myself out

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 20, 2020 06:18 PM (1Dmt5)

580 Thanks, Penguin.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2020 06:19 PM (oDRcK)

581 Shrimp have a porn channel? What the shell!!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2020 06:17 PM (oDRcK)

I can't get George away from it. Sigh.

Posted by: Ali Wentworth at July 20, 2020 06:19 PM (COzlW)

582 There's a whole PronHub channel devoted to the Stephanopoulos'.

Or there will be soon.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 20, 2020 06:10 PM (3H9h1)
.......

Midgets are hawt.

Posted by: wth at July 20, 2020 06:19 PM (v0R5T)

583 Crawfish Porn > Shrimp Porn.

Suck the heads. Eat the tails.

Posted by: Just The Porn at July 20, 2020 06:20 PM (GjTLE)

584 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JP9ZCejJm80

Better than a Hitler meme vid! Should be the new meme vid!

Movie is Farewell My Concubine - mid 90's Chinese film about the Cultural Revolution.

Posted by: happy_happy at July 20, 2020 06:20 PM (goxkh)

585 Crawfish Porn > Shrimp Porn.

Suck the heads. Eat the tails.
Posted by: Just The Porn at July 20, 2020


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*

Crawfish porn?

Eh, too fey for me

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 20, 2020 06:21 PM (rpbg1)

586 You are making the mistake of trying to read Trigger Language as a structural language with definitions, syntax and grammar.

"Science is Real" is nonsensical among those with a traditional understanding of communication.


***

Hey.
Best thing I ever lifted in Kollege wuz a lab coat. From that point on I was like smart 'n shit!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 20, 2020 06:21 PM (axyOa)

587 585 Crawfish Porn > Shrimp Porn.

Suck the heads. Eat the tails.
Posted by: Just The Porn at July 20, 2020

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Crawfish porn?

Eh, too fey for me
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 20, 2020 06:21 PM (rpbg1)

Oh, yass!! +1.

Posted by: tubal at July 20, 2020 06:22 PM (bCLt0)

588 Tomcat Tavern > Shrimp Porn

Liquor in front. Poker in rear.

Posted by: Just The Porn at July 20, 2020 06:22 PM (GjTLE)

589
Liquor in front. Poker in rear.
Posted by: Just The Porn at July 20, 2020 06:22 PM (GjTLE)


There she was. Heheh.

Buns up and kneelin'
I was a wheelin' and a dealin'

My Ace in the Hole, so to speak.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 20, 2020 06:23 PM (Zz0t1)

590 I don't drink it but it can sit on the shelf next to my Goya stock.
Just wish I could get a refund on all the Chick Fil A I purchased to support them. When they turned yellow belly, I redirected that support to Canes.

Posted by: Sweets at July 20, 2020 06:23 PM (Hh51s)

591 Red Bull employees leak 'offensive' image from internal meeting


https://nypost.com/2020/06/23/red-bull-employees-leak-offensive-slide-from-meeting/

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 20, 2020 06:23 PM (oVJmc)

592 Orgy porn, come one come all.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 20, 2020 06:24 PM (SCnqN)

593 I listened to a book about the porn industry recently, the name escapes me.
The writer said readily accessible porn is damaging teenaged boys.
It's easier to whack off to porn than to ask that girl in your class on a date.
Porn often causes erectile dysfunction when they have a chance with real girls.
Real girls might not want their first being bent over a school desk.
Real life doesn't have the infinite variety of porn.
Anyhow interesting perspective.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 20, 2020 06:24 PM (cwv5C)

594 Come for the snark, stay for the poetry, at AoS.

Posted by: tubal at July 20, 2020 06:24 PM (bCLt0)

595 Denver PD approaching peak stupid

https://twitter.com/DenverPolice/status/1285334729953144832/photo/1


must see

Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 20, 2020 06:24 PM (iTXRQ)

596 The leaked slide comes after more than 300 Red Bull staffers signed a June 1 letter to company leaders to protest what they called the brand's "public silence" regarding the Black Lives Matter movement.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 20, 2020 06:24 PM (oVJmc)

597 The slide showed a repurposed map meme that described India as "call centers," China as "they make our stuff," and Africa as"zoo animals come from here," according to a report Tuesday from Business Insider.

LOL!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 20, 2020 06:25 PM (Zz0t1)

598 "If true, I might have to start drinking Red Bull."

OK to buy it I guess, but don't drink it.
Posted by: gp at July 20, 2020 06:18 PM (qpX6U)


That's what I was thinking. Maybe it's good for cleaning tiles in the bathroom. Getting oil stains off concrete, something like that.

Wonder if it kills weeds.....

Posted by: BurtTC at July 20, 2020 06:25 PM (hku12)

599 598 "If true, I might have to start drinking Red Bull."

OK to buy it I guess, but don't drink it.
Posted by: gp at July 20, 2020 06:18 PM (qpX6U)


That's what I was thinking. Maybe it's good for cleaning tiles in the bathroom. Getting oil stains off concrete, something like that.

Wonder if it kills weeds.....
Posted by: BurtTC at July 20, 2020 06:25 PM (hku12)

Brake cleaner, road tar remover.

Posted by: tubal at July 20, 2020 06:26 PM (bCLt0)

600 It's easier to whack off to porn than to ask that girl in your class on a date.
. . .
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 20, 2020


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Especially when she's likely to sneer at you and call you a harasser or pervert for asking her out.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 20, 2020 06:26 PM (rpbg1)

601 595 Denver PD approaching peak stupid

https://twitter.com/DenverPolice/status/1285334729953144832/photo/1


must see
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That's gonna look just like fauci when he throws 'out the first pitch...
Hmmmmm

Posted by: Pliney at July 20, 2020 06:26 PM (nzKWW)

602 It's a shame Red Bull tastes of baby aspirin and piss.

It's a shame this couldn't have been Plantation Rum. Or Mount Gay Rum. Or Foursquare Rum.

Posted by: Pastafarian at July 20, 2020 06:27 PM (sgHEm)

603
That's what I was thinking. Maybe it's good for cleaning tiles in the bathroom. Getting oil stains off concrete, something like that.

Wonder if it kills weeds.....
Posted by: BurtTC at July 20, 2020 06:25 PM (hku12)



Not sure about Red Bull, but I've seen what Monster does to a warehouse floor.

A LOT of the forklift drivers stopped drinking it after that.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 20, 2020 06:27 PM (Zz0t1)

604 Denver PD approaching peak stupid

https://twitter.com/DenverPolice/status/1285334729953144832/photo/1


must see
Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 20, 2020 06:24 PM (iTXRQ)


I think I saw her prancing around nekkid in Portland.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 20, 2020 06:27 PM (hku12)

605 Roy Den Hollander has been identified as the person who shot the fed judges son and husband. He was a lawyer who spent most of his life as an anti feminist. Currently had a suit before this judge against the US government for not requiring women to register for a draft. Sued bars who held ladies night events. Was a major nut job and had terminal cancer. Was suing the hospital that was treating him.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 20, 2020 06:27 PM (PXvDZ)

606 "If true, I might have to start drinking Red Bull."

OK to buy it I guess, but don't drink it.
Posted by: gp at July 20, 2020


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I don't think I'll give a sip to my cats. They could have heart attacks at their (somewhat) advanced ages.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 20, 2020 06:27 PM (rpbg1)

607 Red Bull is an Austrian company. So they don't give a flying hoot about prissy American wokeness,

Posted by: runner at July 20, 2020 06:27 PM (zr5Kq)

608 I wonder if plants crave it....

Posted by: Osama Bin PorkChop at July 20, 2020 06:27 PM (61BD9)

609 Veal Parm > Chicken Parm

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 20, 2020 06:28 PM (2DOZq)

610 It's a shame Red Bull tastes of baby aspirin and piss.

It's a shame this couldn't have been Plantation Rum. Or Mount Gay Rum. Or Foursquare Rum.
Posted by: Pastafarian at July 20, 2020 06:27 PM (sgHEm)


You said rum three times.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 20, 2020 06:28 PM (hku12)

611 Red Bull gives me schwings-s-s-s.

Posted by: Joe Biden For Senate at July 20, 2020 06:28 PM (gS3OW)

612 600 It's easier to whack off to porn than to ask that girl in your class on a date.
. . .
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 20, 2020

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Especially when she's likely to sneer at you and call you a harasser or pervert for asking her out.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 20, 2020 06:26 PM (rpbg1)


OPorn is not the only thing going on out ther that is causing aberrant sexual behavior. Bet on that.

Posted by: tubal at July 20, 2020 06:28 PM (bCLt0)

613 Drink it if you have a very healthy heart.

Posted by: runner at July 20, 2020 06:28 PM (zr5Kq)

614 The leaked slide comes after more than 300 Red Bull staffers signed a June 1 letter to company leaders to protest what they called the brand's "public silence" regarding the Black Lives Matter movement.

Of course it did. Red Bull apologizes and says how many the BLM movement is in 3.2.1.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2020 06:29 PM (oDRcK)

615 And even then...

Posted by: runner at July 20, 2020 06:29 PM (zr5Kq)

616 I must confess that I am quickly becoming fond of this new commenter who delurked last night. She's got moxie!

And I haven't even Googled the two names who are scissoring in her nic.

Because I'm a veteran of the InnerWebz, see? Not gonna get rickrolled or Zombied looking up stuff like that. Not me!
Posted by: Sharkman at July 20, 2020 05:30 PM (BM2fS)

I am really getting a Tickled Pink vibe from "her".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2020 06:29 PM (EIw3A)

617 Giving the kittehs Red Bull. Not a great idea.

Posted by: tubal at July 20, 2020 06:29 PM (bCLt0)

618 The thing about Stephs wife that is really bad if it is just kabuki theatre.

We all know she made up a story from 4 or 5 incidents to turn it into a SJwhore moment.

What mother or father with a media platform would tell the would she caught her children masturbating or just looking around?

I would never use family or friend as a hook to embarrass them and tell a talking point.

She just as easily could have told about her daughter getting her period at a sleepover. Or sons hard on at friends poll party.

WTF, this is just abuse.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 20, 2020 06:29 PM (JFO2v)

619 614-BAD typo. How "marvellous" the BLM movement is.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2020 06:30 PM (oDRcK)

620 Posted by: BurtTC at July 20, 2020 06:25 PM (hku12)


Not sure about Red Bull, but I've seen what Monster does to a warehouse floor.

A LOT of the forklift drivers stopped drinking it after that.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 20, 2020 06:27 PM (Zz0t1)


Did it work? I have some stains on the concrete I'd like to remove, I'll test the Red Bull.

But not if it's going to eat a hole through it.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 20, 2020 06:30 PM (hku12)

621 It's easier to whack off to porn than to ask that girl in your class on a date.
. . .
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 20, 2020



You haven't been watching me since sixth grade, have you?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 20, 2020 06:30 PM (oVJmc)

622 Especially when she's likely to sneer at you and call you a harasser or pervert for asking her out.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 20, 2020 06:26 PM (rpbg1)


OPorn is not the only thing going on out ther that is causing aberrant sexual behavior. Bet on that.
Posted by: tubal at July 20, 2020


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Toxic "feminism."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 20, 2020 06:31 PM (rpbg1)

623 biden says he wishes schools in America taught more about the islam faith and that he will repeal the muslim travel ban ( it is not a muslim travel ban ) day 1 to a muslim group...suck up much do we joe? FUCK YOU

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2020 06:31 PM (tsZQ+)

624 Cannot imagine an actiity more perverse than watching porn with my chilluns. Kind of incesty in my tubal world.

Posted by: tubal at July 20, 2020 06:31 PM (bCLt0)

625 Some different views from the daily mail.They pixelated the naughty bits. She has moves. Could be a dancer.

https://tinyurl.com/yy39zzs3
Posted by: Javems at July 20, 2020 05:32 PM (7IKAb)

Looks like she stole Brie Larson's ass.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2020 06:31 PM (EIw3A)

626 biden says he wishes schools in America taught more about the islam faith and that he will repeal the muslim travel ban ( it is not a muslim travel ban ) day 1 to a muslim group...suck up much do we joe? FUCK YOU
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2020 06:31 PM (tsZQ+)


America will die an agonizing death if that bag of shit is elected.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 20, 2020 06:31 PM (Zz0t1)

627 Cannot imagine an actiity more perverse than watching porn with my chilluns. Kind of incesty in my tubal world.
Posted by: tubal at July 20, 2020 06:31 PM (bCLt0

must be a left wing thing?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2020 06:31 PM (tsZQ+)

628 Red Bull gives me schwings-s-s-s.
Posted by: Joe Biden For Senate at July 20, 2020 06:28 PM (gS3OW)
.........

Don't blow a gasket.

Posted by: wth at July 20, 2020 06:32 PM (v0R5T)

629
Of course it did. Red Bull apologizes and says how many the BLM movement is in 3.2.1.



Well, that happened a month ago, an the only people who apologized are the ones they now canned.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 20, 2020 06:32 PM (oVJmc)

630 Has the Shelf Emergency Incident Team been activated to proceed to ace's location?

Posted by: rhomboid at July 20, 2020 06:32 PM (OTzUX)

631 BurtTC: "You said rum three times."

And like Biggie Smalls, it appears from nowhere in my glass.

The drink of the evening: Zombie V, the Mai Kai variation.

Posted by: Pastafarian at July 20, 2020 06:32 PM (sgHEm)

632 Martini Farmer - they were cheating last year and the FIA put a stop to it (without vacating any of their results because Ferrari International Assistance). Without the cheating, they can't get the performance. Notice Haas and Alfa Romeo (their customers) are also underperforming compared to last year.

I'm curious to see what comes of the protests against the Pink Mercedes...

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at July 20, 2020 06:33 PM (rWZ8Y)

633 630 Has the Shelf Emergency Incident Team been activated to proceed to ace's location?
Posted by: rhomboid at July 20, 2020 06:32 PM (OTzUX)

I called the IKEA emergency hotline.

Posted by: tubal at July 20, 2020 06:33 PM (bCLt0)

634 Did it work? I have some stains on the concrete I'd like to remove, I'll test the Red Bull.

But not if it's going to eat a hole through it.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 20, 2020 06:30 PM (hku12)


It tore the polish off the floor and went straight to the concrete. Not sure if it ate into it or not. They cleaned the spill pretty quick, but it was obvious where it was afterwards.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 20, 2020 06:33 PM (Zz0t1)

635 to me a lot of those energy drinks taste like bubble gum

Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 20, 2020 06:33 PM (iTXRQ)

636 Giving the kittehs Red Bull. Not a great idea.
Posted by: tubal at July 20, 2020


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Just kidding. I doubt they'd even show interest. I never knew a cat that liked caffeine, or alcohol for that matter. (Though I had a young cat once who accidentally drank a bit of the first Mrs. Wolfus's White Russian, essentially milk with a little vodka. The cat crawled onto my lap, fell asleep, and snored. Never went near the stuff again.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 20, 2020 06:33 PM (rpbg1)

637 Maybe they can be the new name of the Red Skins. Pinnacle of Name Sponsorship deals.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 20, 2020 06:33 PM (2DOZq)

638 I am really getting a Tickled Pink vibe from "her".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2020 06:29 PM (EIw3A)


The horde is too fucking gullible. It is know.

Posted by: runner at July 20, 2020 06:33 PM (zr5Kq)

639 621 It's easier to whack off to porn than to ask that girl in your class on a date.
. . .
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 20, 2020


You haven't been watching me since sixth grade, have you?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 20, 2020 06:30 PM (oVJmc)

Thinking the same thing. Is there courting these days? What is a date?

Fuck if I had to start over I would got to the cash in advance method!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 20, 2020 06:33 PM (JFO2v)

640 Guvamint files against "judge" Sullivan's mischief, for those still following/caring. Within two weeks, it should all be cleared up.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 20, 2020 06:34 PM (OTzUX)

641 Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 20, 2020 06:32 PM (oVJmc)

Good. I'm glad that they didn't cave....yet.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2020 06:34 PM (oDRcK)

642 633 630 Has the Shelf Emergency Incident Team been activated to proceed to ace's location?
Posted by: rhomboid at July 20, 2020 06:32 PM (OTzUX)

I called the IKEA emergency hotline.
============

Was there a sawsall involved?

Posted by: Pliney at July 20, 2020 06:34 PM (nzKWW)

643 Everything's going to happen in about two weeks

Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 20, 2020 06:35 PM (iTXRQ)

644 642 633 630 Has the Shelf Emergency Incident Team been activated to proceed to ace's location?
Posted by: rhomboid at July 20, 2020 06:32 PM (OTzUX)

I called the IKEA emergency hotline.
============

Was there a sawsall involved?
Posted by: Pliney at July 20, 2020 06:34 PM (nzKWW)

Ah. Nine Finger Ace.

Posted by: tubal at July 20, 2020 06:35 PM (bCLt0)

645 Maybe they can be the new name of the Red Skins. Pinnacle of Name Sponsorship deals.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 20, 2020 06:33 PM (2DOZq)


Snyder should just troll everyone and call the team the Skinreds.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 20, 2020 06:35 PM (Zz0t1)

646 Fox News showing poll that says Biden up four points over Trump on mental soundness. Not a joke.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 20, 2020 06:35 PM (PXvDZ)

647 Crazy old Joe wants to turn us into Europe, over run with Muslims in 20 years.

Posted by: Skip at July 20, 2020 06:35 PM (6f16T)

648 646 Fox News showing poll that says Biden up four points over Trump on mental soundness. Not a joke.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 20, 2020 06:35 PM (PXvDZ)

Yeah, but Fox is Asshoe.This is known.

Posted by: tubal at July 20, 2020 06:36 PM (bCLt0)

649 Fox News showing poll that says Biden up four points over Trump on mental soundness. Not a joke.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 20, 2020 06:35 PM (PXvDZ)


Oh no. It's a joke, alright.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 20, 2020 06:36 PM (Zz0t1)

650 In more encouraging news, no reported collisions with civilian ships in clear benign conditions, or massive ruinous fires, reported on US Navy ships today.

So we've got that going for us.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 20, 2020 06:36 PM (OTzUX)

651 My cats love and go crazy for the smell of bleach. I make sure that all the surfaces I use it in are wiped dry but they roll on it and then act like they just took a bit of meth.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 20, 2020 06:36 PM (2DOZq)

652 NOOD.

Red-pilling.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 20, 2020 06:37 PM (Zz0t1)

653 It's easier to whack off to porn than to ask that girl in your class on a date.
. . .
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 20, 2020


You haven't been watching me since sixth grade, have you?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 20, 2020 06:30 PM (oVJmc)

Thinking the same thing. Is there courting these days? What is a date?

Fuck if I had to start over I would got to the cash in advance method!
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 20, 2020


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From what I gather, it's more about "swiping right" and hooking up than dates. A pleasant young man will get short shrift from the girls; a cad will have more action than he can count. They've normalized sociopath behavior and made it even more successful.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 20, 2020 06:37 PM (rpbg1)

654 I think it's only a matter of time before the wheels begin to come off, for Trump. The Biden powerhouse will eventually put him up by 50 points.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 20, 2020 06:37 PM (OTzUX)

655 I was hauled into HR today for using the term Wuflu back in March. One of the zipper heads decided today was the right time to throw me under the bus.

Posted by: Archer at July 20, 2020 06:37 PM (gmo/4)

656 220 Posted by: Alicia Vikander scissoring Lili Simmons at July 20, 2020 05:18 PM (3NXN7)



I must confess that I am quickly becoming fond of this new commenter who delurked last night. She's got moxie!

And I haven't even Googled the two names who are scissoring in her nic.

Because I'm a veteran of the InnerWebz, see? Not gonna get rickrolled or Zombied looking up stuff like that. Not me!
Posted by: Sharkman


I took one for the team. She isn't mean and vindictive like zombie is when she isn't en-mask.

SFW
Alicia Vikander https://tinyurl.com/y42za248

Lili Simmons https://tinyurl.com/y4newy9t

Posted by: BifBewalski at July 20, 2020 06:38 PM (VcFUs)

657 651 My cats love and go crazy for the smell of bleach. I make sure that all the surfaces I use it in are wiped dry but they roll on it and then act like they just took a bit of meth.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 20, 2020 06:36 PM (2DOZq)


They're just messing with you. My pup, God rest him, would roll in goose poop as soon as he could after the groomers. " Look human, I'm greeeeen"!!

Posted by: tubal at July 20, 2020 06:39 PM (bCLt0)

658 Fox News showing poll that says Biden up four points over Trump on mental soundness. Not a joke.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 20, 2020 06:35 PM (PXvDZ)

Oh no. It's a joke, alright.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 20, 2020 06:36 PM (Zz0t1)

Yeah, this is pretty hi-larious! Someone who took the poll had to laugh and turn to his colleague and say "Jim, do you really think any retard is going to believe this shit?"

Posted by: Boswell at July 20, 2020 06:39 PM (32YRo)

659 655 I was hauled into HR today for using the term Wuflu back in March. One of the zipper heads decided today was the right time to throw me under the bus.
Posted by: Archer


Wire cutters. Valve stems. Just a bit for a leak. If the car has sensors for tire pressure, that's expensive. I'm a vindictive little shit when it come to that petty office crap.

Posted by: BifBewalski at July 20, 2020 06:40 PM (VcFUs)

660 Did it work? I have some stains on the concrete I'd like to remove, I'll test the Red Bull.

But not if it's going to eat a hole through it.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 20, 2020 06:30 PM (hku12)

It tore the polish off the floor and went straight to the concrete. Not sure if it ate into it or not. They cleaned the spill pretty quick, but it was obvious where it was afterwards.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 20, 2020 06:33 PM (Zz0t1)


Ok then, I just have a few grease stains, I don't need all that. I'll find something less toxic, like acid.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 20, 2020 06:40 PM (hku12)

661 I believe they were using Red Bull to water the garden at the original Chaz

Posted by: Lars Pilsen at July 20, 2020 06:40 PM (EZ6cD)

662 I think and many of my friends at the Brattleboro Womens Reproductive Health Clinic that President Biden should get rid of the stewped Space Force and start the US Gay Force to protect gays around the world and defends social justice.........

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at July 20, 2020 06:41 PM (qM84C)

663 My cats love and go crazy for the smell of bleach. I make sure that all the surfaces I use it in are wiped dry but they roll on it and then act like they just took a bit of meth.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 20, 2020


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My cat as a boy, Rusty, loved green olives. We'd cut litlte slivers off for him and he would gobble them, and roll around on the floor. Don't olives have some of the same chemicals in them as catnip?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 20, 2020 06:43 PM (rpbg1)

664 It gives you wings & taketh them away, if you get too deep into the latest tween George Floyd fad, that is

Posted by: Swamposphere at July 20, 2020 06:45 PM (5X5Uo)

665 665

Posted by: angsterdamn at July 20, 2020 06:54 PM (5LFjM)

666 666

Posted by: angsterdamn at July 20, 2020 06:54 PM (5LFjM)

667 The woke bullshit has infested everything.

Even the extremely large DoD contractor I work for has lost its fucking mind. We get scolded and talked down to on a daily basis about "our behavior". Its downright infuriating. Numerous people are looking to bail after the latest round of threatening emails against our so called "consequential behavior". The have also announced allnof the numerous BLM and other groups they will be directly donating to. Never mind raises or team morale. Nope. Millions to BLM should compensate for our imagined sins. Its vomit inducing. I mean post college rager burst blood vessel in the eyes vomit inducing.

They can fuck right the hell off far as I'm concerned

Posted by: BlackToothGrin at July 20, 2020 06:59 PM (aR6C/)

668 Red Bull employees leak 'offensive' image from internal meeting





https://nypost.com/2020/06/23/red-bull-employees-leak-offensive-slide-from-meeting/

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 20, 2020 06:23 PM (oVJmc)

I hope all 300 employees who signed the protest letter got fired.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 20, 2020 07:16 PM (nAiE/)

669
I was hauled into HR today for using the term Wuflu back in March. One
of the zipper heads decided today was the right time to throw me under
the bus.

Posted by: Archer at July 20, 2020 06:37 PM (gmo/4)

Did you tell them they were creating a hostile work environment?

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 20, 2020 07:20 PM (nAiE/)

670 I am really getting a Tickled Pink vibe from "her".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2020 06:29

Bingo! I thought the same thing. I try not to prejudge w/ not much info but some things are automatically suspicious.

I knew you were wise before the LVMoMe, but meeting you in person confirmed it.

Posted by: Farmer at July 20, 2020 07:41 PM (Iynsv)

671
Is there a Red Bull that has low sodium and no caffeine? I want to keep my blood pressure down.

Posted by: Sapwolf at July 20, 2020 08:21 PM (nuv3n)

672 Mein fuhrer!

I can walk!!!!

Posted by: Loki at July 20, 2020 08:21 PM (euF/A)

673 Gotta love the Austrians. Flew on Austrian Airlines and they had clean planes, beautiful stewardesses, played classical music, and every Austrian was looking impeccably dressed. I fell in love with Austria at that moment.

Felt ashamed by my grubby clothing (even though we were on hour 14 and as the only male adult I was the major dragger of backpacks and carryons). But I will be going back. Maybe permanently if I can pick up some German.

Posted by: Loki at July 20, 2020 08:24 PM (euF/A)

674 get woke go broke. These bigots need to go, then be forced to live in the hood for however long they can survive.

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at July 20, 2020 11:03 PM (Ju2mK)

675 Red Bull for breakfast makes my sack clank.

Posted by: A Citizen at July 21, 2020 12:14 AM (MkuC5)

676 Good. These people are parasitoid wasps and should be cleaned out wherever they are active. The company's purpose is to manufacture and sell energy drinks, not to promote the addle-pated politics of a few people in gatekeeper positions. Now's the time for the board at Gillette and Bank of America to clean house too.

Posted by: Art Deco at July 21, 2020 11:42 AM (1BrBu)

677 Woke and sleepy. Some, select, Black Lives Matter, or some, select Black Lives Matter. Lose your religion.

Good, because...

Diversity (i.e. denial of individual dignity, denial of individual conscience, affirmative discrimination, color quotas, color blocs) and exclusion.
Social (i.e. relativistic) justice anywhere is injustice everywhere.
Libertarianism is self-organized. Liberalism is divergent. Progressivism is [unqualified] monotonic change. Conservativism is moderating. #PrinciplesMatter

Posted by: n.n at July 21, 2020 12:15 PM (qfsFY)

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