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Joe Biden's "You Know the Thing" -- Remixed

This is from the end of April. You might have seen it before, but it was new to me.

Posted by: Ace at 07:23 PM




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1 Not first.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 15, 2020 07:24 PM (+oVP5)

2 Cool.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 15, 2020 07:24 PM (ExV1e)

3 Snizz!

Posted by: Bosk at July 15, 2020 07:24 PM (SWbVS)

4 Not first.

Wrong.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 15, 2020 07:24 PM (ExV1e)

5 I read the content!

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2020 07:25 PM (+LXO6)

6 Present and reporting.

Posted by: Miklos at July 15, 2020 07:25 PM (QzkSJ)

7 I'm early. Again.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2020 07:25 PM (axyOa)

8
Remember, this is the best person the Democrats can come up with.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 15, 2020 07:25 PM (mht8P)

9 Hello, Miklos.

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2020 07:26 PM (+LXO6)

10 According to the Polls, Joe Biden will win this election 85 - 15, with all Electoral Votes.

Without even committing Typical Democrat Party Vote Fraud(tm).

You WingNuts better just forget about being full citizens on November 4, 2020. We're coming for you!

Posted by: Sharkman at July 15, 2020 07:26 PM (BM2fS)

11 Ace, have you seen the diversity training going through the Federal Government?

https://tinyurl.com/ybk3tyrl

Posted by: abbynormal at July 15, 2020 07:27 PM (I849g)

12 @4: "Wrong."

How dare you question my truth!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 15, 2020 07:27 PM (+oVP5)

13 He's still trying to finger out his Veep. He's good for a knuckle or two.

Posted by: torabora at July 15, 2020 07:27 PM (Y274z)

14 That's beautful, man.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 15, 2020 07:27 PM (ufFY8)

15 Sadly, this will likely be adopted by far too many Big Box "Church" Praise-And-Worship Teams.

Posted by: 🐧 at July 15, 2020 07:28 PM (C+evo)

16 Supposedly there is a massive hacking effort going on Twatter, so Twatter has locked all Blue Check Mark accounts.

Battle prep for the week before the election.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 15, 2020 07:28 PM (BM2fS)

17 I heard a clip on Chris Plant's show this morning of Biden yesterday talking about his Plan as President. He was talking about infrustructure spending and said, "So we can get our kids to market swiftly." Many lols.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at July 15, 2020 07:28 PM (99Nt9)

18 Remember that whistleblower that nobody could say his name?
Pelosi runs a lunatic asylum.

Posted by: torabora at July 15, 2020 07:28 PM (Y274z)

19 Crazy old Joe has been out the last couple days, heard his speach Trujmp is handling the Covid-19 crisis all wrong.

Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2020 07:29 PM (6f16T)

20 RazorFist had a great video today about gun control.

The closing line still has me fucking laughing my ass off.

"Don't feel too bad for ole Joe Biden. You too would be shell shocked by the sound of gunfire if you had also been also been deafened by the big bang."

Posted by: Defenestratus at July 15, 2020 07:29 PM (9V81o)

21 Too fucking hot.

It's almost 80. Ugh

Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 15, 2020 07:29 PM (KyDU4)

22 Reporting will only focus on how Libs are hurt by it. Never conservatives.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2020 07:30 PM (axyOa)

23 He's still trying to finger out his Veep. He's good for a knuckle or two.

Posted by: torabora


He will choose Hillary Clinton for his VP.

She will murder him on live television the week before the election with an axe, while drunk off her ass and screaming Satanic chants.

The "Biden/Clinton" Ticket will still get 60 million votes.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 15, 2020 07:30 PM (BM2fS)

24 If her tits were a bit bigger and her nose a bit smaller, I'd give it a thumbs up.

Posted by: sexist thought most males viewers are thinking but too ashamed to admit at July 15, 2020 07:30 PM (HEEq1)

25 A couple of the Black supporters in that video don't look exactly thrilled by Biden.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2020 07:31 PM (oDRcK)

26 I guess Ben Grimm is OK but a little restraint please.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 15, 2020 07:31 PM (+y/Ru)

27
It's almost 80. Ugh

Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 15, 2020 07:29 PM (KyDU4)


We Gulf Coastians laugh at your 80. We call that "March".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 15, 2020 07:31 PM (mht8P)

28 oh. my. thing.

Posted by: x at July 15, 2020 07:31 PM (nFwvY)

29 "Hospitals were told as of Wednesday to stop reporting daily Covid/19 data through the CDC's National Healthcare Safety Network and instead funnel it through two HHS systems. "


Posted by: runner at July 15, 2020 07:31 PM (+LXO6)

30 The Thing, thing
Botta bing the thing
Botta fucking bing
It's the thing.

23 Skiddooo.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 15, 2020 07:31 PM (pw+jk)

31 The same group that lied for four years about Russian collusion assure us that Biden is mentally fit.

Posted by: iandeal at July 15, 2020 07:32 PM (lQOm/)

32 Supposedly there is a massive hacking effort going on Twatter, so Twatter has locked all Blue Check Mark accounts.

-------------

Please crash. Then the server farm burns down. And Jack Dorsey catches Covid Positive gonorrhea... In his ass.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 15, 2020 07:32 PM (nw6Hr)

33 Meghan McCain compares her eating habits to the presidents Rose Garden speech by calling it "undisciplined".

Have a Twinkie fatass, and shut the fuck up.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at July 15, 2020 07:32 PM (oNN4h)

34 Biden is a drooling imbecile.

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2020 07:33 PM (+LXO6)

35 "You Know The Thing" would be a good title for a Rick James song.

Posted by: Hands at July 15, 2020 07:33 PM (786Ro)

36 Asshoe parrot:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOpS4qGILyY

Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2020 07:33 PM (QLf0x)

37 My 10th grade English teacher actually had a rule: If you used the word "thing" in an essay, you were automatically graded down one full grade (e.g. from "A" to "B,") etc.

Five "things" and you got an automatic "F."

I thoughtlessly used "thing" once in an in-class essay. By B+ became a C+.

I never made that mistake again.

Posted by: zombie at July 15, 2020 07:33 PM (HEEq1)

38 By B+ = My B+

Posted by: zombie at July 15, 2020 07:34 PM (HEEq1)

39 Join us at Lakeway Church to praise the Thing and then do 2 hours of positive affirmations to yourself.

Posted by: Joel Osteen at July 15, 2020 07:34 PM (K4I9O)

40 Whenever I see a clip of Old Joe Biden, I look at his audience.

As I look from face to face, I wonder what the hell is wrong with these folks to sit or stand there and listen to that yammering old crook.

They have to know that he is full of shit.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 15, 2020 07:34 PM (Z+IKu)

41 Yeah, I know the Thing. I was downtown at the bus station when the boy got kill't.

Posted by: klaftern at July 15, 2020 07:34 PM (RuIsu)

42 What is a "Blue checkmark account" mean? Approved Democrats?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2020 07:34 PM (oDRcK)

43 She needs to log in here and meep!

Posted by: Daybreak at July 15, 2020 07:34 PM (BRkq2)

44 Hospitals were told as of Wednesday to stop reporting daily Covid/19 data through the CDC's National Healthcare Safety Network and instead funnel it through two HHS systems. "
====

Yes. Idiots are reeeeing, saying this is Trump being "dictatorial" and this is "censorship."

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 15, 2020 07:35 PM (iydjf)

45 37 "You Know The Thing" would be a good title for a Rick James song.
Posted by: Hands at July 15, 2020 07:33 PM (786Ro)

I already recorded that - "Bitch stole my Thing"

Posted by: Rick James at July 15, 2020 07:35 PM (K4I9O)

46 Strategic Thing / MSNDNC Poll

RBG: 100%
Grim Reaper: 0%

Posted by: Hands at July 15, 2020 07:35 PM (786Ro)

47 Kid's friend in FL goes to get tested for corona. Waits over four hours and the wait is going to be hours longer so he says fuck it and leaves. Week later the lab calls to tell him he tested positive. That's what is wrong with the numbers. No test done but you still test positive because science.

Posted by: NCKate at July 15, 2020 07:35 PM (iKL4P)

48 I loved "The Thing." It was the first scary movie I saw.

Posted by: abbynormal at July 15, 2020 07:35 PM (I849g)

49 Do you have to use self-rising flour for your bread to be self-levident?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 15, 2020 07:35 PM (HA6iB)

50 hmmmm. A thread last night discussing Twitter being a problem and how to destroy it. lol if true.

https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/267989181

Posted by: always ahead of the curve at July 15, 2020 07:35 PM (wwuka)

51 My 10th grade English teacher actually had a rule: If you used the word "thing" i



But.. how were you supposed to write about the Adams family ?

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2020 07:35 PM (+LXO6)

52 Parrot sings "Taliban Bodies" (Let the Bodies Hit the Floor).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_48JNlRIERw

Posted by: attila the thrilla at July 15, 2020 07:35 PM (w7KSn)

53 Blue check mark means they are verified assholes.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2020 07:36 PM (b5LwA)

54 Check Berry's 1972 novelty hit "My Ding-a-Ling" is Biden's new campaign song.

Posted by: zombie at July 15, 2020 07:36 PM (HEEq1)

55 The anger over Trump merging with the disappointment over Biden will create atsunami of rsge, frustration, and neuroses that will over whelm the sanity of half of this country, drowning it in a spastic, trembling, murky cloud of despair.


I can't wait - by pharamaceutical stocks.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Your Spirit Of '76 Masks!! at July 15, 2020 07:36 PM (cZjDV)

56 Remember that whistleblower that nobody could say his name?
Pelosi runs a lunatic asylum.
Posted by: torabora at July 15, 2020 07:28 PM (Y274z)


Who? You mean Eric Ciara--

*gets sniped by DNC operative*

Posted by: Dr. T at July 15, 2020 07:36 PM (Vgw1E)

57 But.. how were you supposed to write about the Adams family ?
Posted by: runner


Concentrate on Cousin Itt and Lurch as the central characters.

Posted by: zombie at July 15, 2020 07:37 PM (HEEq1)

58 She will murder him on live television the week before the election with an axe, while drunk off her ass and screaming Satanic chants.


At least let me wrap up this Ghislaine business first.

Posted by: Hillary ! at July 15, 2020 07:37 PM (786Ro)

59 Oh yeah...I'm groovin' over here.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 15, 2020 07:37 PM (NWiLs)

60 I wish I didn't

Posted by: RJ MacReady at July 15, 2020 07:38 PM (nFwvY)

61 23 Too fucking hot.

It's almost 80. Ugh
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 15, 2020 07:29 PM (KyDU4)

*points*
*laughs*

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 15, 2020 07:38 PM (NWiLs)

62

Music by Hannah Hoffman

Lyrics by Joseph Biden


That's funny

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 15, 2020 07:38 PM (F6+yA)

63 And... Volkswagen had a Thing. Kind of a Kubelwagen for hippies.

Posted by: klaftern at July 15, 2020 07:38 PM (RuIsu)

64 Thank you, Thing!

Posted by: Gomez Adams, weird and wealthy at July 15, 2020 07:38 PM (NiXyF)

65 we are supposed to go on vacation next werk and have nowhere to go
wolfengruppenfuhrer keeps closing us in

Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 15, 2020 07:38 PM (TOyHQ)

66 12 Ace, have you seen the diversity training going through the Federal Government?
https://tinyurl.com/ybk3tyrl
Posted by: abbynormal at July 15, 2020 07:27 PM (I849g)


A number of universities have replaced the philosophy and logic requirement with mandatory "critical" "thinking". And many are adding slave labor for well-connected "non-profits." They call the latter "service learning."

Posted by: smh at July 15, 2020 07:39 PM (BRkq2)

67 Been playing Red Dead, and there is this feminist squawking about the right to vote in town.

Honestly I was going to leave her alone but the fucking bint would not shut the fuck up. She even LOOKED like a Karen too. So I walked up to her, shot her in the face, then hogtied and dragged her body through the swamp, shotgun blasted the body a few more times just to be sure before finally dumping her carcass next to an alligator for dinner.

Too much?

Posted by: Two Weeks From Taking a Two Week Vacation at July 15, 2020 07:39 PM (+dsLj)

68 23 Too fucking hot.

It's almost 80. Ugh
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 15, 2020 07:29 PM (KyDU4)


[squinty look]

Posted by: Flyover at July 15, 2020 07:39 PM (Rbu5d)

69 This is from the end of April. You might have seen it before, but it was new to me.



Ace, you need to quit watching so much XiNN.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 15, 2020 07:39 PM (sy5kK)

70 That's right, That's right
I'm sad and blue
'Cause I can't do the Boogaloo
I'm lost, I'm lost
Can't do my thing
That's why I sing
Gimme, Gimme Dat Ding Ah...
Gimme Dat, Gimme Dat Gimme, Gimme, Gimme Dat
Gimme Dat Ding, Gimme Dat Gimme, Gimme Dat,
Gimme Dat Ding Gimme Dat, Gimme, Gimme Dat,
Gimme, Gimme, Gimme, Dat Ding

Posted by: zombie at July 15, 2020 07:40 PM (HEEq1)

71 Decapited in NYC

Saleh co-founded Pathao, a ride-share app that's popular in Bangladesh. More recently, he was the CEO of Gokada, a motorcycle ride-sharing and delivery company based Nigeria, which has faced financial setbacks and recently laid off most of its staff.

According to surveillance video from Monday, Saleh was seen around 1:40 p.m. being followed into his apartment elevator by a man wearing a suit, gloves, hat and mask and carrying a briefcase.

When the elevator arrives at the seventh floor, which opened right into Saleh's apartment, he falls immediately, the apparent result of an attack.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 15, 2020 07:40 PM (SKXSf)

72 Please crash. Then the server farm burns down. And Jack Dorsey catches Covid Positive gonorrhea... In his ass.



Posted by: fixerupper at July 15, 2020 07:32 PM (nw6Hr)

===
Poetry my man. Sheer poetry among some of the finest I have ever been privileged (white of course) to have read.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 15, 2020 07:40 PM (pw+jk)

73
It don't mean a thing, if it ain't got that swing
It don't mean a thing, all you got to do is sing
It makes no difference if it's sweet or hot
Just give that rhythm everything you've got
Oh, it don't mean a thing, if it ain't got that swing...

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2020 07:40 PM (+LXO6)

74 Evening.

Upstate New York is actually kind of nice.

Posted by: Robert at July 15, 2020 07:40 PM (5myrT)

75 She's quite lovely.

And quite brave.

I'm surprised that she hasn't been doxxed or Epsteined.

Posted by: Lickmuffin at July 15, 2020 07:41 PM (gaQBu)

76 I thoughtlessly used "thing" once in an in-class essay. By B+ became a C+.

I never made that mistake again.

Posted by: zombie



I was so nervous in my first Court appearance as an attorney that I kept saying "Apparently" at the beginning of every sentence. The Judge made his ruling after my argument, in front of a packed Courtroom, saying "Apparently" at the beginning of each of his sentences, looking straight at me the whole time.

I was so mad at that humiliating treatment that I didn't even notice I'd won the hearing. Fortunately, I cooled down after my client left, asked to go back and talk to the Judge in chambers, and said: "Your honor, that wasn't cool. But thank you. I'll apparently never say 'apparently' in Court again." We had a laugh and I didn't say "apparently" in Court after that.

I won a lot of cases in front of that Judge in later years. So many that I called him "Judge Chicken Dinner" behind his back. My face still gets red thinking about that shit, though.

Good times.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 15, 2020 07:41 PM (BM2fS)

77 Which Thing are we talkin bout?

[ ] John Carpenter's The Thing
[ ] Hand in a box from The Addams Family
[ ] Clobberin' time Thing from the Fantastic Four

Posted by: Hands at July 15, 2020 07:41 PM (786Ro)

78 He looks like a white zombie.

Posted by: demoncrat at July 15, 2020 07:41 PM (Wq3fj)

79 > stuff

Posted by: Braenyard at July 15, 2020 07:42 PM (SKXSf)

80 Check Berry's 1972 novelty hit "My Ding-a-Ling" is Biden's new campaign song.
Posted by: zombie at July 15, 2020 07:36 PM (HEEq1)


I'm expecting Biden to give a speech consisting entirely of the break in of "Surfin' Bird."

"Ah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah muh muh muh muh mow wow . . . "

Posted by: Gomez Adams, weird and wealthy at July 15, 2020 07:42 PM (NiXyF)

81 buy pharamaceutical stocks.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Your Spirit Of '76 Masks!! at July 15, 2020 07:36 PM (cZjDV)


Serious question. Who is pushing the best anti-crazy dope? And who pushes the best dope to kill feelings of outrage?

Posted by: smh at July 15, 2020 07:42 PM (BRkq2)

82 27 A couple of the Black supporters in that video don't look exactly thrilled by Biden.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2020 07:31 PM (oDRcK)

Thought bubble: lousy 200, for THIS?

Posted by: Flyover at July 15, 2020 07:42 PM (Rbu5d)

83 Let the big cities burn, and pray you have friends or family in smaller towns an hour or two outta suburbia.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 15, 2020 07:42 PM (+oVP5)

84 The liberal cities are going to need the police when Trump wins in a landslide

Posted by: demoncrat at July 15, 2020 07:43 PM (Wq3fj)

85 I loved "The Thing." It was the first scary movie I saw.
Posted by: abbynormal at July 15, 2020 07:35 PM

It was more gross than scary to me. I mean, the plot is horrifying, but after watching that guy's head grow legs and skitter away, the focus was on keeping my lunch down.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 15, 2020 07:43 PM (Vgw1E)

86 Gomez Adams, everybody! (applauds as sock nic waves and walks off stage)

Posted by: filbert at July 15, 2020 07:43 PM (NiXyF)

87 You have to admit it's badass that democrats not only managed to convince black people that the parties switched names, but also that getting THEM to kill their babies is "health" AND that laziness and an unwillingness to work is their cultural and genetic disposition, and black people STILL support them and ask for more of the same.

That is so f*cking amazing.

Posted by: No one at July 15, 2020 07:43 PM (AeOB5)

88 He looks like a white zombie.

---------

More Human than Human....
More Human than Human....
More Human than Human....
More Human than Human....

*air guitar

Posted by: fixerupper at July 15, 2020 07:43 PM (nw6Hr)

89 was so nervous in my first Court appearance as an attorney that I kept saying "Apparently" at the beginning of every sentence. The Judge made his ruling after my argument, in front of a packed Courtroom, saying "Apparently" at the beginning of each of his sentences, looking straight at me the whole time.

I was so mad at that humiliating treatment that I didn't even notice I'd won the hearing. Fortunately, I cooled down after my client left, asked to go back and talk to the Judge in chambers, and said: "Your honor, that wasn't cool. But thank you. I'll apparently never say 'apparently' in Court again." We had a laugh and I didn't say "apparently" in Court after that.

I won a lot of cases in front of that Judge in later years. So many that I called him "Judge Chicken Dinner" behind his back. My face still gets red thinking about that shit, though.

Good times.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 15, 2020 07:41 PM (BM2fS)



Apparently, you handled that well.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2020 07:43 PM (b5LwA)

90 One more attempt to push my idea of a windfall profits tax on online retailers, who have made a killing with the elimination of their competition by shutdowns and riots.

And use the 98% tax rate they all tell us was so wonderful.

Drain the Amazon.

I really wish someone with a voice would pick this up. I'd love to see the NR/Bullpatch* articles squealing in horror.

*I decided to adopt "Bullpatch" to save trouble, but only after I found that "bull" is a term for Paolo.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 15, 2020 07:44 PM (LMs+g)

91 Heidegger wrote the book on thing.

Posted by: klaftern at July 15, 2020 07:44 PM (RuIsu)

92 Biden's campaign song should be Lime in the Coconut.

Posted by: No one at July 15, 2020 07:44 PM (AeOB5)

93 Honestly I was going to leave her alone but the fucking bint would not shut the fuck up. She even LOOKED like a Karen too. So I walked up to her, shot her in the face, then hogtied and dragged her body through the swamp, shotgun blasted the body a few more times just to be sure before finally dumping her carcass next to an alligator for dinner.

Too much?
Posted by: Two Weeks From Taking a Two Week Vacation at July 15, 2020 07:39 PM (+dsLj)


The alligator might be vegetarian ...

Posted by: Adriane the Tru Krime Critic ... at July 15, 2020 07:44 PM (LPnfS)

94 Here's a happy story.

https://tinyurl.com/Storyhappya

Posted by: Robert at July 15, 2020 07:44 PM (5myrT)

95 84 buy pharamaceutical stocks.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Your Spirit Of '76 Masks!! at July 15, 2020 07:36 PM (cZjDV)

Serious question. Who is pushing the best anti-crazy dope? And who pushes the best dope to kill feelings of outrage?
Posted by: smh at July 15, 2020 07:42 PM (BRkq2)

MDMA from Israel.

Posted by: always ahead of the curve at July 15, 2020 07:44 PM (wwuka)

96 Gimme dat ding

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2020 07:44 PM (aKsyK)

97 >>> When the elevator arrives at the seventh floor, which opened right into Saleh's apartment, he falls immediately, the apparent result of an attack.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 15, 2020 07:40 PM


So that's another covid. checkmark. Pockets cash4covid payment from fed.

Posted by: coroner at July 15, 2020 07:44 PM (l6b3d)

98 "Lyrics by Joe Biden"

Heh

Posted by: t-bird at July 15, 2020 07:44 PM (JaLUs)

99 Posted by: smh at July 15, 2020 07:42 PM (BRkq2)


Take two Thorazine and call me in the morning.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 15, 2020 07:45 PM (SKXSf)

100 "You know the thing" just reeks of whiteness. Joe really should say "You know my dingaling" for a little blackish.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 15, 2020 07:45 PM (sWM8x)

101 39 My 10th grade English teacher actually had a rule...
Posted by: zombie at July 15, 2020 07:33 PM (HEEq1)


I very high percentage of students in college cannot do what used to be considered 10th grade work.

Dirty secret: The "throw out all the old authors" rebellion is not optional. Students CAN not read them.

Posted by: smh at July 15, 2020 07:46 PM (BRkq2)

102 It's a Black thing. Now what.

Posted by: klaftern at July 15, 2020 07:46 PM (RuIsu)

103 Mock the weak, Joe Biden edition.

Delicious

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 15, 2020 07:46 PM (d1uFV)

104 Who knew cousin Thing T. Thing of the Addams family is God.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at July 15, 2020 07:46 PM (j/7rl)

105 "No Particular Place To Go" might be a better Chuck Berry tune for Joey B's theme song.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 15, 2020 07:46 PM (ja/kn)

106 12 Ace, have you seen the diversity training going through the Federal Government?

https://tinyurl.com/ybk3tyrl

Posted by: abbynormal at July 15, 2020 07:27 PM (I849g)


I've already bitten my tongue following reception of numerous e-mails about having "difficult conversations," being a "change agent," how George Floyd was "brutally murdered" (that exact phrase was used by an upper-level supervisor), and all of that shit. There will come a time when I finally lose it and actually start my own "difficult conversation" about what a worthless waste of oxygen St. George of Home Invasions was and how the DoD may actually want to refrain from lionizing him as well as aligning itself with a Marxist, racial supremacist, terrorist organization.

I guess it's just as well that I'm still doing full-time telework.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik: we can haz purge now? at July 15, 2020 07:46 PM (DTX3h)

107 Five "things" and you got an automatic "F."



I thoughtlessly used "thing" once in an in-class essay. By B+ became a C+.



I never made that mistake again.

Posted by: zombie at July 15, 2020 07:33 PM (HEEq1)

My teacher had a similar rule about using 'it', instead of naming the item, person or concept.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 15, 2020 07:46 PM (ufFY8)

108 Saleh's torso was detached from his head and limbs, which were found nearby in several large bags

He was pronounced deceased by first responders


Posted by: x at July 15, 2020 07:46 PM (nFwvY)

109 You have to admit it's badass that democrats not only managed to convince black people that the parties switched names, but also that getting THEM to kill their babies is "health" AND that laziness and an unwillingness to work is their cultural and genetic disposition, and black people STILL support them and ask for more of the same.
That is so f*cking amazing.
Posted by: No one at July 15, 2020 07:43 PM (AeOB5)

Yup.....human beings are infinitely malleable.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 15, 2020 07:46 PM (Z+IKu)

110 Nietzsche is dead.

Posted by: The Thing at July 15, 2020 07:47 PM (QLf0x)

111 I know The Thing.

Ben Grimm, the bastard.

Posted by: Dr. Doom at July 15, 2020 07:47 PM (NgKpN)

112 We had our 80s in March too, followed by a couple of months of 60 degree highs. We are just now getting 80s again so let us enjoy it for a few minutes.

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 15, 2020 07:47 PM (JKNZq)

113 It's almost 80. Ugh


**********

So's Biden.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 15, 2020 07:47 PM (Fc5rx)

114 81
It don't mean a thing
If you ain't got that thing
Posted by: the thing at July 15, 2020 07:41 PM (cumhA)

Doo wop doo wop doo wop doo wop

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 15, 2020 07:47 PM (NWiLs)

115 Doesn't Joe Biden know the kind of mental problems he has?. I get that the doctors can pump him full of stuff to do a reasonably coherent speech at times, but can't he see that he's incapable of being President?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2020 07:47 PM (oDRcK)

116 111 Saleh's torso was detached from his head and limbs, which were found nearby in several large bags

He was pronounced deceased by first responders


Posted by: x at July 15, 2020 07:46 PM (nFwvY)

So, died of Covid!

Posted by: Dr. Fauci at July 15, 2020 07:48 PM (NgKpN)

117 They are godless heathens each and every one.

Posted by: Eromero at July 15, 2020 07:48 PM (XhWtx)

118 Doesn't Joe Biden know the kind of mental problems he has?

This made me laugh way more than it should have.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 15, 2020 07:48 PM (NWiLs)

119 @113...When you stare into the Thing, the Thing also stares into you.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 15, 2020 07:48 PM (ja/kn)

120 122 @113...When you stare into the Thing, the Thing also stares into you.
Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 15, 2020 07:48 PM (ja/kn)

It's a Nietzsche thing.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 15, 2020 07:49 PM (NWiLs)

121 Speaking of the Thing.

Didn't Adrianne Barbeau show bewb in the movie Swamp Thing?

Posted by: BifBewalski at July 15, 2020 07:49 PM (VcFUs)

122 118 Doesn't Joe Biden know the kind of mental problems he has?. I get that the doctors can pump him full of stuff to do a reasonably coherent speech at times, but can't he see that he's incapable of being President?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2020 07:47 PM (oDRcK)

Nope.

Posted by: Jill Biden at July 15, 2020 07:49 PM (b5LwA)

123 Apparently I was so nervous in my first Court appearance as an attorney that I kept saying "Apparently" at the beginning of every sentence. Apparently The Judge made his ruling after my argument, in front of a packed Courtroom, saying "Apparently" at the beginning of each of his sentences, looking straight at me the whole time.

Apparently I was so mad at that humiliating treatment that I didn't even notice I'd won the hearing. Apparently Fortunately, I cooled down after my client left, asked to go back and talk to the Judge in chambers, and said: "Apparently Your honor, that wasn't cool. Apparently But thank you. Apparently I'll apparently never say 'apparently' in Court again." Apparently We hada laugh and I didn't say "apparently" in Court after that.

Apparently I won a lot of cases in front of that Judge in later years. Apparently So many that I called him "Judge Chicken Dinner" behind his back. Apparently My face still gets red thinking about that shit, though.

Apparently Good times.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 15, 2020 07:41 PM (BM2fS)

Posted by: Apparently, Robert is an asshole at July 15, 2020 07:49 PM (5myrT)

124 It was more gross than scary to me. I mean, the plot is horrifying, but after watching that guy's head grow legs and skitter away, the focus was on keeping my lunch down.
Posted by: Dr. T at July 15, 2020 07:43 PM (Vgw1E)

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This^^^

Seeing camel spiders in Iraq immediately brought that scene to mind.

Posted by: SMH at July 15, 2020 07:49 PM (RU4sa)

125 Gaylord and Sundown can give concerts with You Know The Thing and Oke Doke.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 15, 2020 07:49 PM (y7DUB)

126 My teacher had a similar rule about using 'it', instead of naming the item, person or concept.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt



We're creepy and we're spooky...

Posted by: Cousing It from the Addams Family at July 15, 2020 07:49 PM (786Ro)

127 Regarding the previous thread, I don't know how to even have a conversation with someone who thinks being on time, thinking ahead, working hard, etc. is "white". That's just so staggeringly racist I don't know how to respond.

They did a survey at work. There were four options ranging from "Sure, I'm fine to go back whenever" to "PERMANENT TELEWORK UNTIL VACCINE REEEEEE!" and each option got about 25%. Kind of disheartening.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at July 15, 2020 07:49 PM (rWZ8Y)

128
It was more gross than scary to me. I mean, the plot is horrifying, but after watching that guy's head grow legs and skitter away, the focus was on keeping my lunch down.



I think Carpenter's 'Thing' is stupid, some because of the gross-outs but even more because all these people stand around gurning, time and time again, while this stupid creature comes to kill them. They will stand there, feet from the thing, for 10 seconds or more, open-mouthed, while it goes booga-booga and they don't shoot even though you have time to yell it *FIVE TIMES* at the screen.


The Howard Hawks' version is a far better film, even though it's simplified.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2020 07:49 PM (oVJmc)

129 113 Nietzsche is dead.
Posted by: The Thing at July 15, 2020 07:47 PM (QLf0x)


Nietzsche was the first to realize what had happened and what it meant. He is one of the absolute greats.

Posted by: smh at July 15, 2020 07:49 PM (BRkq2)

130 Should I google "Camel Spiders"?

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2020 07:50 PM (+LXO6)

131 The thing.

It's called the nuclear button Joe.

Posted by: Case at July 15, 2020 07:50 PM (A+87M)

132

I gots several 'things' on my wang. Gettin bigger. Hurt sometimes. Jill likes 'em, calls me ribbed for her pleasure...

Posted by: Dirty Frank at July 15, 2020 07:50 PM (d6DSt)

133 We are just now getting 80s again so let us enjoy it for a few minutes.
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 15, 2020 07:47 PM (JKNZq)


Trade ya' 115 + early humidity ...

Posted by: Adriane the Tru Krime Critic ... at July 15, 2020 07:50 PM (LPnfS)

134 Carpenter's The Thing is a master class in practical special effects.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 15, 2020 07:50 PM (NWiLs)

135 The alligator might be vegetarian ...

*******

I did notice it refused to eat the feminist.... kinda feel bad about forcing it on the poor thing now.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Taking a Two Week Vacation at July 15, 2020 07:50 PM (+dsLj)

136 Spontaneous Dismemberment by COVID. You can look it up.

Posted by: klaftern at July 15, 2020 07:50 PM (RuIsu)

137 You know that thing That thing you do.

Posted by: morigu at July 15, 2020 07:50 PM (Eu98u)

138 Nietzsche was the first to realize what had happened and what it meant. He is one of the absolute greats.
Posted by: smh at July 15, 2020 07:49 PM (BRkq2)

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If you say so.

You new here, btw?

Posted by: SMH at July 15, 2020 07:50 PM (RU4sa)

139 Having two smh is confusing.

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2020 07:51 PM (+LXO6)

140 142 Having two smh is confusing.
Posted by: runner at July 15, 2020 07:51 PM (+LXO6)

But fun!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 15, 2020 07:51 PM (NWiLs)

141 142 Having two smh is confusing.
Posted by: runner at July 15, 2020 07:51 PM (+LXO6)

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Ya think?

Posted by: SMH at July 15, 2020 07:51 PM (RU4sa)

142 One of my children lives in Seattle. Lived in five different apartments, most of them VERY new or remodeled. NONE of them had air conditioning. 80 degrees is hot in Seattle.

Posted by: philippians at July 15, 2020 07:51 PM (FsgBK)

143 Sure I know the Thing. I work with him all the time.

Posted by: Reed Richards at July 15, 2020 07:52 PM (l9m7l)

144 This really hurt Biden with the public.

He's only up 11-15 points..

Posted by: DavidVenable at July 15, 2020 07:52 PM (tjFvU)

145 "Stand up, Chuck!"
(realizes Chuck is wheelchair-bound)
"Oh, Thing love ya, Chuck!"

Posted by: filbert at July 15, 2020 07:52 PM (NiXyF)

146 Doesn't Joe Biden know the kind of mental problems he has?

This made me laugh way more than it should have.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 15, 2020 07:48 PM (NWiLs)

C'mon man, the only problem I've got is the cost of Visine.
Shit is expensive folks!

Posted by: Joe Biden with a steel plate in his head at July 15, 2020 07:52 PM (v0R5T)

147 146 Sure I know the Thing. I work with him all the time.
Posted by: Reed Richards at July 15, 2020 07:52 PM (l9m7l)

Is it ever NOT clobberin' time?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 15, 2020 07:52 PM (NWiLs)

148 Having two smh is confusing.
Posted by: runner



Yep, shaking my head at it all

Posted by: Hands at July 15, 2020 07:52 PM (786Ro)

149 Posted by: SMH at July 15, 2020 07:51 PM (RU4sa)

I nominate you true and valid.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 15, 2020 07:52 PM (SKXSf)

150 Should I google "Camel Spiders"?
Posted by: runner at July 15, 2020 07:50 PM (+LXO6)


Only if AtC is safely preoccupied elsewhere ...

Posted by: Adriane the Tru Krime Critic ... at July 15, 2020 07:52 PM (LPnfS)

151
Work was really busy. Just catching up on the news of the day. All your bitcoin are belong to us





Over a dozen high-profile Twitter accounts, including Apple, AmazonCEO Jeff Bezos, Microsoft founder Bill Gates, Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden, and former president Barack Obama, were apparently hacked on Wednesday and posted tweets telling followers to send bitcoin to a specific address.




Twitter's stock dropped over 2% in extended trading. "We are aware of a security incident impacting accounts on Twitter. We are investigating and taking steps to fix it. We will update everyone shortly," the company said in a tweet.





Rachel Tobac, the CEO of cybersecurity firm SocialProof Security, told NBC News that the attack was likely the largestTwitterhad ever seen. "I'm surprised twitter hasn't gone completely dark to prevent misinformation campaigns and political upheaval," she said.




This is one way to get rid of Twatter

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 15, 2020 07:53 PM (F6+yA)

152 The thing was meh.

THEY LIVE, now thats a classic. Prescient even.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Taking a Two Week Vacation at July 15, 2020 07:53 PM (+dsLj)

153 "PERMANENT TELEWORK UNTIL VACCINE REEEEEE!" and each option got about 25%. Kind of disheartening.

25% of the population are hard core ProgTard, Free Shit Army, Gimmie Gimme, Rape Your Wallet and Daughter, You Owe Me, Takers... this is no surprise

Posted by: Dirty Frank at July 15, 2020 07:53 PM (d6DSt)

154 lol Brae, thanks.

Posted by: SMH at July 15, 2020 07:53 PM (RU4sa)

155 LXO6)

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Ya think?
Posted by: SMH at July


Occasionally....oh you mean about someone stealing your nic? Yes . Very not good.

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2020 07:53 PM (+LXO6)

156 Keep believing those polls, Junior.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 15, 2020 07:53 PM (y7DUB)

157 Joe Biden: Zero grasp on reality, for real!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 15, 2020 07:53 PM (WEBkv)

158 Police Union just endorsed Trump. Could be the beginning of the unions breaking for PDT

Posted by: Jmel at July 15, 2020 07:53 PM (V4j/B)

159 79 Which Thing are we talkin bout?

[ ] John Carpenter's The Thing
[ ] Hand in a box from The Addams Family
[ ] Clobberin' time Thing from the Fantastic Four
Posted by: Hands at July 15, 2020 07:41 PM (786Ro)

[ ] You want to put THAT THING where?

Posted by: Dr. Fauci at July 15, 2020 07:53 PM (NgKpN)

160 He's only up 11-15 points.


Correction: 65-75 points

Posted by: Hands at July 15, 2020 07:53 PM (786Ro)

161
The Howard Hawks' version is a far better film, even though it's simplified.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles


If something's in color with dazzling effects then it has to be better.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2020 07:53 PM (aKsyK)

162 Five "things" and you got an automatic "F."



I thoughtlessly used "thing" once in an in-class essay. By B+ became a C+.



I never made that mistake again.

Posted by: zombie at July 15, 2020 07:33 PM (HEEq1)

My teacher had a similar rule about using 'it', instead of naming the item, person or concept.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 15, 2020 07:46 PM (ufFY
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Similar experience with the word "that".

Posted by: WisRich at July 15, 2020 07:53 PM (OAlmw)

163 Now, do facebook

Posted by: attila the thrilla at July 15, 2020 07:53 PM (w7KSn)

164 Apparently, you handled that well.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory



Apparently.

One thing my late Father told me over and over when I was growing up was to always assume someone you have a dispute with "may actually be right", so always approach them with that in mind. Sound advice from a good man.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 15, 2020 07:53 PM (BM2fS)

165 Sure, I know the Thing.

Posted by: Morticia Addams at July 15, 2020 07:54 PM (v0R5T)

166 RBG was sent home from the hospital today, so apparently "the thing" isn't imminent.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 15, 2020 07:54 PM (sWM8x)

167 Yeah, no one thinks about that. We don't have AC in the PNW. Sometimes stores do but not always. Here, I open windows. I used to have a car with AC and if I got really hot, I'd take a drive in the car till I cooled down.

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 15, 2020 07:54 PM (JKNZq)

168 We had 72 bajillion Jeff's at one point. I think we can handle two SMHs.

*In before someone shouts, "That's what your MOM said!"*

Posted by: Robert at July 15, 2020 07:54 PM (5myrT)

169 This made me laugh way more than it should have.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 15, 2020 07:48 PM (NWiLs)

Why? I know people who have had some degree of Alzheimers or dementia and it is terrifying for them to realize they can't remember words.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2020 07:54 PM (oDRcK)

170 OT: Today, in our tiny semi-rural town in central Ohio, there was a sign that read "Pizzagate Save the Kids." It was located outside of a strip mall. By afternoon, it was gone. Thoughts?

Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 15, 2020 07:54 PM (ZCiJZ)

171 One thing my late Father told me over and over when I was growing up was to always assume someone you have a dispute with "may actually be right", so always approach them with that in mind. Sound advice from a good man.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 15, 2020 07:53 PM (BM2fS)

But don't immediately rule out that they're just a stupid, argumentative asshole.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 15, 2020 07:54 PM (NWiLs)

172 150 146 Sure I know the Thing. I work with him all the time.
Posted by: Reed Richards at July 15, 2020 07:52 PM (l9m7l)

Is it ever NOT clobberin' time?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 15, 2020 07:52 PM (NWiLs)

Yes.

Posted by: Galactus at July 15, 2020 07:55 PM (NgKpN)

173 162 79 Which Thing are we talkin bout?

[ ] John Carpenter's The Thing
[ ] Hand in a box from The Addams Family
[ ] Clobberin' time Thing from the Fantastic Four
Posted by: Hands at July 15, 2020 07:41 PM (786Ro)

[ ] You want to put THAT THING where?
Posted by: Dr. Fauci at July 15, 2020 07:53 PM (NgKpN)


[ ] Leave THAT THING alone

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik: we can haz purge now? at July 15, 2020 07:56 PM (DTX3h)

174 I doubt that Joe recognizes that he can't remember words.

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 15, 2020 07:56 PM (JKNZq)

175 OT: Today, in our tiny semi-rural town in central Ohio, there was a sign that read "Pizzagate Save the Kids." It was located outside of a strip mall. By afternoon, it was gone. Thoughts?
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 15, 2020 07:54 PM (ZCiJZ)


Does John Podesta live in your town?

Posted by: BurtTC at July 15, 2020 07:56 PM (hku12)

176 You kids GET DOWN OFF THAT THING!!

Posted by: The Thing at July 15, 2020 07:56 PM (QLf0x)

177 168 Sure, I know the Thing.
Posted by: Morticia Addams at July 15, 2020 07:54 PM (v0R5T)

Me too, brings a whole new meaning to the term Hand Job.

Posted by: Pugsley Adams at July 15, 2020 07:57 PM (NgKpN)

178 oops

Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2020 07:57 PM (QLf0x)

179 Drain the Amazon.

Oh Hell No.

Amazon is my lifeline to get food and products sent to the house. There is no way in hell I'm going to go to some Karen infested store and put up with the lunatics and neurotics waiting to pounce on whoever doesn't comply with the New Sharia law of wearing The Veil.

There would be some severe beatdowns.

Amazon is keeping me out of prison for numerous violence crimes.

Posted by: 🐧 at July 15, 2020 07:57 PM (C+evo)

180 69 Been playing Red Dead, and there is this feminist squawking about the right to vote in town.

Honestly I was going to leave her alone but the fucking bint would not shut the fuck up. She even LOOKED like a Karen too. So I walked up to her, shot her in the face, then hogtied and dragged her body through the swamp, shotgun blasted the body a few more times just to be sure before finally dumping her carcass next to an alligator for dinner.

Too much?
Posted by: Two Weeks From Taking a Two Week Vacation at July 15, 2020 07:39 PM

No. She used the word "prick" and acted without the basic decorum of an actual suffogate. I think the game designers wanted her to be killed.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 15, 2020 07:57 PM (/+bwe)

181 ...torso was detached from his head and limbs, which were found nearby in several large bags

He was pronounced deceased by first responders

*********

This is referred to in the trade as "A Tell".

Posted by: Muldoon at July 15, 2020 07:57 PM (Fc5rx)

182 [ ] Put that THING down!

Posted by: BifBewalski at July 15, 2020 07:57 PM (VcFUs)

183 Hey Joe, it's pronounced "THANG".
Remember that for next time.

Posted by: wth at July 15, 2020 07:57 PM (v0R5T)

184 Ace! Email me!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 15, 2020 07:57 PM (+oVP5)

185 According to my CNN/MSNBC watching co-workers;

COVID is out of control in Florida and they are all going to die if not dead already.

Red States are bad! Very bad!
Bad, Naughty, Red States!

#ORANGEMANBAD

Leftism is a cult.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 15, 2020 07:58 PM (DeP4t)

186 Amazon is keeping me out of prison for numerous violence crimes.
Posted by: penguinhead at July 15, 2020 07:57 PM (C+evo)

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Same here.

Posted by: SMH at July 15, 2020 07:58 PM (RU4sa)

187 Second American Civil War will be the cities against the countries, and I think we all need to prep accordingly.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 15, 2020 07:59 PM (+oVP5)

188 Wear a mask, don't touch your thing.

Posted by: Gnome Fauci at July 15, 2020 07:59 PM (v0R5T)

189 USA Today FactCheck just changed its Facebook Veracity Status to: "It's Complicated".

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2020 07:59 PM (Eicbe)

190
There would be some severe beatdowns.

Amazon is keeping me out of prison for numerous violence crimes.
Posted by: at July 15, 2020 07:57 PM (C+evo)
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Heh,

I needed a couple of notebooks, to make notes for various projects I have going on, and my supply is gone.

I thought about going and getting a couple, and promptly 86'd that idea, for the very reasons you list.

Amazon it is.

And I'm trying to cut back on my Amazon shopping.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 15, 2020 07:59 PM (WEBkv)

191 See, camel spiders are...well,
Make me glad I live where it gets really, really cold in the winter. Kills all thosethings.

Posted by: Flyover at July 15, 2020 07:59 PM (Rbu5d)

192 i don't if anyone posted this yet but it's spectacular.

2020 The Movie
https://twitter.com/realPowerTie/status/1283485669512249344

Posted by: Jeannebodine at July 15, 2020 07:59 PM (t1tHS)

193 Can't even recall the last time I bought something from Amazon.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2020 07:59 PM (oDRcK)

194 I have been refusing to wear a mask but apparently Walmart and Kroger are now going to require it.

Im not sure what to do, continue refusing and risk a confrontation that could turn violent since the police may not be good in protecting us from BLM but by God they will arrest the fuck out of you for going maskless, or just do online pickup,
or just give in?

I read a WSJ article on this and it said the WIDE consensus of medical experts agree masks help with a link so I clicked the link and it led to an article that provided no study or proof, just quotes from Fauci.

Also cited a poll that 54% of trump supporters now wear masks up from 39% from last month.

Makes me angry but I dont want to cave in this bullshit. This feels like the hill to die on for me.



Posted by: Two Weeks From Taking a Two Week Vacation at July 15, 2020 07:59 PM (+dsLj)

195 183 69 Been playing Red Dead, and there is this feminist squawking about the right to vote in town.

Honestly I was going to leave her alone but the fucking bint would not shut the fuck up. She even LOOKED like a Karen too. So I walked up to her, shot her in the face, then hogtied and dragged her body through the swamp, shotgun blasted the body a few more times just to be sure before finally dumping her carcass next to an alligator for dinner.

Too much?
Posted by: Two Weeks From Taking a Two Week Vacation at July 15, 2020 07:39 PM

No. She used the word "prick" and acted without the basic decorum of an actual suffogate. I think the game designers wanted her to be killed.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 15, 2020 07:57 PM (/+bwe)

I knocked her down, tied her to the back of the horse, then dropped her in the middle of the Clan meeting.

Wish I would have had video, but I'd been drinkin a bit that night.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 15, 2020 08:00 PM (NgKpN)

196 Posted by: SMH at July 15, 2020 07:50 PM (RU4sa)
Lurker since the W days. Fairly new poster. Didn't intentionally usurp your name. My apologies.

Posted by: The artist formerly known (for 1 day) as smh at July 15, 2020 08:00 PM (BRkq2)

197 Leave THAT THING alone


https://youtu.be/iqyBq4vnuvc

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 15, 2020 08:00 PM (DeP4t)

198 I replaced a light storm door (perfect condition) with a heavier security door made of steel mesh. It's a bit uglier, but way more secure.
The guy putting it in asked why the replacement, I said "Maybe I will have to shoot fewer people".

Posted by: attila the thrilla at July 15, 2020 08:00 PM (w7KSn)

199 Norman, coordinate!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2020 08:00 PM (cI3Q7)

200
Possum Snot (KY) Tribune-Bugle National Popular Vote projection:

Biden: 758,231,995,273
Trump: 6

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 15, 2020 08:00 PM (mht8P)

201 Other accounts hacked included former New York City mayor Mike Bloomberg, musicians Kanye West and Wiz Khalifa, Berkshire Hathaway chairman Warren Buffett, reality TV star Kim Kardashian, the Cash App corporate account, and Uber's corporate account.



Kelley Robinson, a security advocate for Authy, a company that provides two-factor authentication, told NBC News that the scale of the attack indicated the hackers had gotten administrative access at Twitter itself. "It's really unlikely that Bezos, Musk, and especially Biden all had credentials compromised," she said over Twitter Direct Message.





That was one serious hack of Twatter. There are some people who are really pissed off at Twatter. Hopefully it really costs them

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 15, 2020 08:00 PM (F6+yA)

202 Yeah, I'm buying Amazon too. But I have been using Instacart and I like it a lot. You have a choice of stores, you can chat with your shopper and they seem to deliver in a timely manner.

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 15, 2020 08:01 PM (JKNZq)

203 Too much?
Posted by: Two Weeks From Taking a Two Week Vacation at July 15, 2020 07:39 PM

A wagon full of suffragettes is the real reason Alfred Nobel invented dynamite.

It's odd: RDR2 is aggressively cucked even compared to modern media, but the timeless truths of the Old West- even as a degenerate outlaw- makes me reserve 100 GB of space on my hard drive for it. That's a lot!

Posted by: trev006 at July 15, 2020 08:01 PM (O2y/K)

204 "Hey, idiot, shut up and take that thing out to the thing where it belongs."

-America's fathers, 1981

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 15, 2020 08:01 PM (ja/kn)

205 Sure, I know the Thing.
Posted by: Morticia Addams at July 15, 2020 07:54 PM (v0R5T)
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You do?

Posted by: Reed Richards at July 15, 2020 08:01 PM (Eicbe)

206 189 Amazon is keeping me out of prison for numerous violence crimes.
Posted by: penguinhead at July 15, 2020 07:57 PM (C+evo)

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Same here.
Posted by: SMH


Have you ever considered a steady two day diet of beans beans beans. Go to the store, wear your veil and let all the fart run free. Tell everyone that masks protect then from covid just as well as they do from farts.

Smash done phucked up. She made a lot of butter beans with japa.eno sausage and bell pepper. She also made me some red beans and rice. Saturday. grocery shopping is gonna a be lit AF.

Posted by: BifBewalski at July 15, 2020 08:01 PM (VcFUs)

207 God D$## It! Why is Biden 50 points ahead! That could have been me, should have been me!

Hillary, Drunken Dowager Empress of Clintopia

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Your Spirit Of '76 Masks!! at July 15, 2020 08:01 PM (cZjDV)

208 Put that thing back where it came from...

Posted by: Mike Wazowski at July 15, 2020 08:02 PM (Eicbe)

209 I have not seen Possum Snot in Kentucky, but I have driven through scenic Gnaw Bone in Indiana.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2020 08:02 PM (cI3Q7)

210 38
Asshoe parrot:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOpS4qGILyY

Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2020 07:33 PM (QLf0x)

Pissed off parrot:


https://tinyurl.com/y7xvsntq

Posted by: Javems at July 15, 2020 08:02 PM (ofIwF)

211 "See, camel spiders are...well,..."

Something that a M249 makes quick work of.

Posted by: SMH at July 15, 2020 08:02 PM (RU4sa)

212 Poor Joe, sitting in his basement, playing with his electric trains, eating his paste, wondering about the thing. CHOO CHOO!

Posted by: Case at July 15, 2020 08:02 PM (A+87M)

213 I've got a thing about you baby
Ain't nothing I can do
I've got a thing about you baby
A thing about lovin' you

Posted by: Fat Elvis at July 15, 2020 08:02 PM (v0R5T)

214 The door on the trailer at the river has been kicked in by the police so many times, I'm surprised it stays shut. But then most mobiles don't have a very stout door frame to start with.

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 15, 2020 08:02 PM (JKNZq)

215 Smash done phucked up. She made a lot of butter beans with japa.eno sausage and bell pepper. She also made me some red beans and rice. Saturday. grocery shopping is gonna a be lit AF.
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 15, 2020 08:01 PM (VcFUs)
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I see crop dusting the masked sheep in your future.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 15, 2020 08:02 PM (WEBkv)

216 Knowing Hildabeast was up 50 pts Slow Joe hasn't a chance if he doesn't get to 60

Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2020 08:02 PM (6f16T)

217 I do say so. But "N is dead" is a funny shirt.

Posted by: The artist formerly known (for 1 day) as smh at July 15, 2020 08:03 PM (BRkq2)

218 18 Supposedly there is a massive hacking effort going on Twatter, so Twatter has locked all Blue Check Mark accounts.
==

something about a bitcoin scam

Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 15, 2020 08:03 PM (TOyHQ)

219 199 Posted by: SMH at July 15, 2020 07:50 PM (RU4sa)
Lurker since the W days. Fairly new poster. Didn't intentionally usurp your name. My apologies.
Posted by: The artist formerly known (for 1 day) as smh at July 15, 2020 08:00 PM (BRkq2)

Put away the pitch forks guys. I think he's on the level. His command of the English language is way too gooderer for our class of troll around here.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2020 08:04 PM (cI3Q7)

220 Comfortably Smug
@ComfortablySmug

THIS IS GOD'S WILL

FOR YEARS THE BLUECHECKS HAVE JAILED AND OPPRESSED MY PEOPLE

TODAY THEY LEARN HOW IT FEELS

Posted by: redridinghood at July 15, 2020 08:04 PM (wiXsO)

221 "It's really unlikely that Bezos, Musk, and especially Biden all had credentials compromised," she said over Twitter Direct Message.


Sure, because Democrat presidential candidates NEVER have cyber-security breaches.

Posted by: Hands at July 15, 2020 08:04 PM (786Ro)

222 208 Sure, I know the Thing.
Posted by: Morticia Addams at July 15, 2020 07:54 PM (v0R5T)
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You do?
Posted by: Reed Richards at July 15, 2020 08:01 PM (Eicbe)

Apparently you didn't know that Morticia was the one who Actually wrote the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

You know that line where Frank says 'Oh Rocky!'

Posted by: Dr. Scott at July 15, 2020 08:04 PM (NgKpN)

223 See, this is why we can't have nice things.

Posted by: Eromero at July 15, 2020 08:04 PM (XhWtx)

224 Putting out fires is acting white.

Posted by: Marcus Gravey at July 15, 2020 08:04 PM (AcmJM)

225 Here's the YouTube link to 2020 The Movie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5k3TwzTtCG0

Watch it before it's taken down. It's only 2 minutes long.

Posted by: Jeannebodine at July 15, 2020 08:05 PM (t1tHS)

226 Holy Crap they cancelled the Rose Parade for January citing chi-com bat soup lung aids flu. Although to be fair, there may be no college football anyway.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 15, 2020 08:05 PM (r+sAi)

227 I see crop dusting the masked sheep in your future.
Posted by: blake

Cropdusting. Hell I plan to run glass packs and rev the engine.

Posted by: BifBewalski at July 15, 2020 08:06 PM (VcFUs)

228 222 199 Posted by: SMH at July 15, 2020 07:50 PM (RU4sa)
Lurker since the W days. Fairly new poster. Didn't intentionally usurp your name. My apologies.
Posted by: The artist formerly known (for 1 day) as smh at July 15, 2020 08:00 PM (BRkq2)

Put away the pitch forks guys. I think he's on the level. His command of the English language is way too gooderer for our class of troll around here.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2020 08:04 PM (cI3Q7)

/points at his pants

But he's dressed like a troll!

Burn him Burn him

Posted by: Dr. Scott at July 15, 2020 08:06 PM (NgKpN)

229 it is not as if the Twitterati are going to quit. There is an old joke about a gambler who plays in a crooked game. Someone asks him why would he play in a game rigged against him. His answer, "it is the only game in town."

Posted by: Quint at July 15, 2020 08:06 PM (hHxp2)

230

I wish you could fuck farts.

Posted by: Filthy Frank at July 15, 2020 08:06 PM (d6DSt)

231 Makes me angry but I dont want to cave in this bullshit. This feels like the hill to die on for me.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Taking a Two Week Vacation at July 15, 2020 07:59 PM (+dsLj)


Take high definition photo of face ...

Print lower half of photo onto mask ...

Have a different kind of fun with Karen.

Posted by: Adriane the Tru Krime Critic ... at July 15, 2020 08:06 PM (LPnfS)

232 OT:So, I burned up the motor in my Shop Vac and, on a whim, decided to see if purchasing a new motor was cheaper than replacing.

Lo and behold, it was!

Motor ordered, and, in anticipation of the new motor arriving today, I pulled the old motor completely out, fan off, etc.

And, I needn't have bothered, because they sent me a complete housing, not just the motor. New cord and everything.

Uptwinkles for Shop Vac.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 15, 2020 08:06 PM (WEBkv)

233 I was The Thing, once.

Posted by: Zombie James Arness at July 15, 2020 08:07 PM (ZCiJZ)

234 And she's only just now allowed me to accompany her grocery shopping after my last trip back in Feb.

Posted by: BifBewalski at July 15, 2020 08:07 PM (VcFUs)

235 Put that thing back where it came from...
Posted by: Mike Wazowski at July 15, 2020 08:02 PM

I'm glad you posted that. I had no idea how to spell the name!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 15, 2020 08:07 PM (/+bwe)

236 130 They did a survey at work. There were four options ranging from "Sure, I'm fine to go back whenever" to "PERMANENT TELEWORK UNTIL VACCINE REEEEEE!" and each option got about 25%. Kind of disheartening.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at July 15, 2020 07:49 PM (rWZ8Y)


Was there an option on the survey resembling, "I'm not living in fear but want to remain working at home for tasks that can be completed off-site"? If not, then I would've picked the "REEEEE" option.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik: we can haz purge now? at July 15, 2020 08:07 PM (DTX3h)

237 Comfortably Smug
@ComfortablySmug

All the bluechecks crying about being silenced

Why don't you just go start your own twitter?

The anguish and fear you have felt for an hour is how it feels to be a conservative every single day!

Posted by: redridinghood at July 15, 2020 08:08 PM (wiXsO)

238 That Thing that you do?

that fabulous hit from the Wonderful Wonders!

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 15, 2020 08:08 PM (NgKpN)

239 I wish you could fuck farts.
Posted by: Filthy Frank at July 15, 2020 08:06 PM (d6DSt)

Try me fella, I might just surprise you.

Posted by: Don Lemon with masking tape on his forehead at July 15, 2020 08:08 PM (v0R5T)

240 That was one serious hack of Twatter. There are some people who are really pissed off at Twatter. Hopefully it really costs them
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 15, 2020 08:00 PM (F6+yA)

could be a Twitter employee in on it

Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 15, 2020 08:08 PM (TOyHQ)

241 Cropdusting. Hell I plan to run glass packs and rev the engine.
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 15, 2020 08:06 PM (VcFUs)
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Heh.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 15, 2020 08:08 PM (WEBkv)

242 Just finished off a tri-tip, grilled corn and asparagus. Tri-tip, for the unwashed, is a cut of meat, a roast, that I've only been able to find in California.

Finding one here in Kentucky was like finding a pearl in an oyster.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2020 08:08 PM (3H9h1)

243 While I was walking down the beach one bright and sunny day
I saw a great big wooden box a-floating in the bay
I pulled it in and opened it up and much to my surprise
I discovered a badump ba dump right before my eyes
I tell y'all, I discovered a ba dump ba dump right before my eyes.......

Posted by: Zombie Phil Harris at July 15, 2020 08:09 PM (Z+IKu)

244 It is good that a police union endorsed the president. But there are lots of police unions. Doesn't NYC alone have lots of them? If the police don't endorse Repubs now, then they never will. The key question is whom did that union endorse last time around if anyone.

Posted by: Quint at July 15, 2020 08:09 PM (hHxp2)

245 222 199 Posted by: SMH at July 15, 2020 07:50 PM (RU4sa)
Lurker since the W days. Fairly new poster. Didn't intentionally usurp your name. My apologies.
Posted by: The artist formerly known (for 1 day) as smh at July 15, 2020 08:00 PM (BRkq2)

Put away the pitch forks guys. I think he's on the level. His command of the English language is way too gooderer for our class of troll around here.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2020 08:04 PM (cI3Q7)

I learned long ago it's best to just linger in the shadows, lurker as it were, or skulking, shambling even. It's safer that way

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 15, 2020 08:09 PM (lgiXo)

246 Lurker since the W days. Fairly new poster. Didn't intentionally usurp your name. My apologies.
Posted by: The artist formerly known (for 1 day) as smh at July 15, 2020 08:00 PM (BRkq2)

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We cool.

Sure the Horde could come up with an alternate nic.

Posted by: SMH at July 15, 2020 08:09 PM (RU4sa)

247 245 Just finished off a tri-tip, grilled corn and asparagus. Tri-tip, for the unwashed, is a cut of meat, a roast, that I've only been able to find in California.

Crazy. They are give away in the PNW...

Posted by: Filthy Frank at July 15, 2020 08:09 PM (d6DSt)

248 Ok, this time I mean it. Look at this cast interview for
2020 The Movie.
I'm not kidding.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5k3TwzTtCG0

Posted by: Jeannebodine at July 15, 2020 08:10 PM (t1tHS)

249 so the day after Twatter locks me out, they get superhacked?

Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 15, 2020 08:10 PM (TOyHQ)

250 Oh my GAWD...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1FfWvldZ_2g

I have all the maturity of a five year old but I just laaaaauuuggghhhhed!!!!

Posted by: Robert at July 15, 2020 08:11 PM (5myrT)

251 No. She used the word "prick" and acted without the basic decorum of an actual suffogate. I think the game designers wanted her to be killed

********

Makes me think likewise, plus the fact that she is the only NPC you can still hear even if youre in the other side of town.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Taking a Two Week Vacation at July 15, 2020 08:11 PM (+dsLj)

252 A number of high-profile Twitter accounts were simultaneously hacked on Wednesday by attackers who used the accounts -- some with millions of followers -- to spread a cryptocurrency scam.

Apple, Elon Musk and Joe Biden were among the accounts compromised in a broadly targeted hack that remained mysterious hours after taking place. Those accounts and many others posted a message promoting the address of a bitcoin wallet with the claim that the amount of any payments made to the address would be doubled and sent back -- a known cryptocurrency scam technique.

In the hours following the initial scam posts, Kim Kardashian West, Jeff Bezos, Bill Gates, Barack Obama, Wiz Khalifa, Warren Buffett, YouTuber MrBeast, Wendy's, Uber, CashApp and Mike Bloomberg also posted the cryptocurrency scam.

Posted by: SMOD at July 15, 2020 08:11 PM (X5CsJ)

253 Sure the Horde could come up with an alternate nic.


Pin the nic on the lurker! What a great game.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2020 08:11 PM (gd9RK)

254

I have never been surprise anal'd by a Pangolin.

That Rock Hopper is a lying POS.

Posted by: Filthy Frank at July 15, 2020 08:12 PM (d6DSt)

255 Crazy. They are give away in the PNW?

What is PNW?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2020 08:12 PM (3H9h1)

256
Get up offa that thing
And dance till you feel better
...
Get up offa that thing
And try to release that pressure!

Posted by: James Brown at July 15, 2020 08:12 PM (LilNs)

257 Sure the Horde could come up with an alternate nic.




Well, we need to know more about this individual. Hobbies? Hots? Nots???

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2020 08:12 PM (+LXO6)

258 Pin the nic on the lurker! What a great game.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2020 08:11 PM (gd9RK)
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Because there's absolutely no way this idea could go wrong, at all!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 15, 2020 08:12 PM (WEBkv)

259
I have been refusing to wear a mask but apparently Walmart and Kroger are now going to require it.

Kohl's too.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2020 08:13 PM (aKsyK)

260 236
I was The Thing, once.

Posted by: Zombie James Arness at July 15, 2020 08:07 PM (ZCiJZ)


The real thing.

Posted by: Javems at July 15, 2020 08:13 PM (ofIwF)

261 Well, we need to know more about this individual. Hobbies? Hots? Nots???

Exactly. Let's pin him to the board and examine his viscera.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2020 08:13 PM (gd9RK)

262 Skeeter. I don't think we have a Skeeter!

Posted by: Weasel at July 15, 2020 08:13 PM (MVjcR)

263 239 - trying to remember, but yeah a lot of people want to continue teleworking, so I guess that could have been their motivation. Since it's been pretty effective and the center has realized they can have fewer desks (lower costs) that way, they're probably going to start offering a permanent telework option.

Personally, my job *can* be done 99-100% remotely, but I think I'm more effective when I can pop into someone's office and talk something out rather than calling them on Teams. I'm also definitely more effective when I can ACTUALLY READ PEOPLE'S LIPS.

I hate this shit so much.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at July 15, 2020 08:13 PM (rWZ8Y)

264 Janice Dean on Tucker

Posted by: redridinghood at July 15, 2020 08:14 PM (wiXsO)

265 258 Crazy. They are give away in the PNW?

What is PNW?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2020 08:12 PM (3H9h1)

Pacific Northwest

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 15, 2020 08:14 PM (NWiLs)

266 I might get roasted by the initiated, but I was not that huge a fan of Red Dead. It is a beautiful game- and I loved doing everything except playing the story.

I dunno, I never wanted to roleplay as an outlaw, pistol whipping normies on trains. Same feeling I get watching mob movies.

I literally did everything I could do except play the main story.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2020 08:14 PM (cI3Q7)

267 Not SMH would be appropriate, too.

Posted by: Weasel at July 15, 2020 08:14 PM (MVjcR)

268 Well, we need to know more about this individual. Hobbies? Hots? Nots???

How big are your tits?

Posted by: Filthy Frank at July 15, 2020 08:14 PM (d6DSt)

269 Exactly. Let's pin him to the board and examine his viscera.



Always wanted to examine someone's viscera.

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2020 08:14 PM (+LXO6)

270 LOL Weasel

Posted by: SMH at July 15, 2020 08:14 PM (RU4sa)

271 How about 'Sane Nick'?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2020 08:14 PM (cI3Q7)

272 Sure the Horde could come up with an alternate nic.


Pin the nic on the lurker! What a great game.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2020 08:11 PM (gd9RK)

Everything I'm thinking of keeps coming back to something involving Rectal Itch.

Posted by: Robert at July 15, 2020 08:15 PM (5myrT)

273 PNW= Pacific north west

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 15, 2020 08:15 PM (JKNZq)

274 Janice Dean on Tucker

Posted by: redridinghood at July 15, 2020 08:14 PM (wiXsO)

Surf City, here we come!

Posted by: Al Hitler at July 15, 2020 08:15 PM (q1Pj5)

275 What is PNW?


Pants Not Worn

Posted by: Hands at July 15, 2020 08:15 PM (786Ro)

276
From Parler:

"BREAKING: Twitter Appears to Lock All Verified Accounts From Tweeting Amid Massive Hack"

'BREAKING: Joe Biden AND Barack Obama's Twitter Accounts HACKED... Along With Jeff Bezos, Bill Gates, Kanye West and MORE'

Bet it was that "Thing" that did it.

Posted by: YIKES! at July 15, 2020 08:15 PM (t6XCL)

277
273 LOL Weasel
Posted by: SMH at July 15, 2020 08:14 PM (RU4sa)
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How're you and ex-ex?

Posted by: Weasel at July 15, 2020 08:15 PM (MVjcR)

278 Makes me think likewise, plus the fact that she is the only NPC you can still hear even if youre in the other side of town.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Taking a Two Week Vacation at July 15, 2020 08:11 PM

There is a Skyrim NPC that is a widower with twin daughters whom he hated since birth. If he sees you fight anyone, he will offer you money to beat up one of his children. I was so shocked, I am now trying to figure out how to kill him so the children can be sent to an orphanage.

I checked and I guess it was a deliberate option, not a glitch.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 15, 2020 08:15 PM (/+bwe)

279 Everything I'm thinking of keeps coming back to something involving Rectal Itch.


Then we have it. A thousand nuns and orphans.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2020 08:15 PM (gd9RK)

280 Twitter being hacked: did they go after Trump or decide that would *really* get the Secret Service after them?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Your Spirit Of '76 Masks!! at July 15, 2020 08:15 PM (cZjDV)

281 262
I have been refusing to wear a mask but apparently Walmart and Kroger are now going to require it.


Kohl's too.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2020 08:13 PM (aKsyK)

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Just got an email from Sam's. They're going to be requiring them on the 20th. Glad to know the virus will wait until then.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 15, 2020 08:16 PM (CAJOC)

282 Lyrics by Joe Biden.

That is hilarious.

Posted by: LASue at July 15, 2020 08:16 PM (Ed8Zd)

283 165 Five "things" and you got an automatic "F."



I thoughtlessly used "thing" once in an in-class essay. By B+ became a C+.



I never made that mistake again.

Posted by: zombie at July 15, 2020 07:33 PM (HEEq1)

My teacher had a similar rule about using 'it', instead of naming the item, person or concept.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 15, 2020 07:46 PM (ufFY
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Similar experience with the word "that".
Posted by: WisRich at July 15, 2020 07:53 PM (OAlmw)


My push back on "preferred pronouns":

Use the person's first and last name in all instances.

Bonus points if you know the middle name and turn 'em into a refugee from the Land of the Three Named People.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 15, 2020 08:16 PM (8C7+r)

284
Pin the nic on the lurker! What a great game.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2020 08:11 PM (gd9RK)
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CharlieBrownsVibrator.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 15, 2020 08:16 PM (mht8P)

285 Weasel @ 265- Skeeter's good. We don't have a Pooty neither.

Posted by: Eromero at July 15, 2020 08:16 PM (XhWtx)

286 Filed my extension and sent some money the IRS' way. Bleah.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 15, 2020 08:16 PM (NWiLs)

287 We cool.

Sure the Horde could come up with an alternate nic.




SMFH would work.

or just Junior.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 15, 2020 08:17 PM (yQpMk)

288 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE YOU CAN SOCK ANY SOCK YOU WANT TO SOCK, BUT YOU CAN'T NICK SOMEONE'S NIC.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at July 15, 2020 08:17 PM (786Ro)

289 Well, we need to know more about this individual. Hobbies? Hots? Nots???

How big are your tits?
Posted by: Filthy Frank at July 15, 2020 08:14 PM (d6DSt)

Are you the kind of man that likes wearing silk panties or do you prefer lace?

Posted by: Robert at July 15, 2020 08:17 PM (5myrT)

290 so the National association of Police organizations did not endorse anyone ins the last election, but they did endorse Obama in the past. This is a big win for sure.

Posted by: Quint at July 15, 2020 08:17 PM (hHxp2)

291 272 Exactly. Let's pin him to the board and examine his viscera.



Always wanted to examine someone's viscera.
Posted by: runner at July 15, 2020 08:14 PM (+LXO6)


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I hear tell you can learn the future that way.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 15, 2020 08:17 PM (CAJOC)

292 Pin the nic on the lurker! What a great game.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2020 08:11 PM (gd9RK)
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CharlieBrownsVibrator.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 15, 2020 08:16 PM (mht8P

I like that one

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 15, 2020 08:17 PM (lgiXo)

293 #281 Naughtypine - who is that NPC and where - I've never encountered that one.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Your Spirit Of '76 Masks!! at July 15, 2020 08:17 PM (cZjDV)

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 15, 2020 08:17 PM (q1Pj5)

295 Weasel been waiting to see you, you need a video now on the
M-1 carbine

Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2020 08:18 PM (6f16T)

296 YOU WILL ALL HEAR FROM MY LAWYERS

Posted by: Miklos"Thing" from the Addams Family at July 15, 2020 08:18 PM (QzkSJ)

297 That Rock Hopper is a lying POS.

HEY!

Posted by: 🐧 at July 15, 2020 08:18 PM (C+evo)

298 Hey Ace, Placeboing has a new Joe Biden video out. It's a classic.

Posted by: 40 miles north at July 15, 2020 08:18 PM (o2vOl)

299 I made her heart sing.

Posted by: Wild Thing at July 15, 2020 08:19 PM (q1Pj5)

300 292 Well, we need to know more about this individual. Hobbies? Hots? Nots???

How big are your tits?
Posted by: Filthy Frank at July 15, 2020 08:14 PM (d6DSt)

Are you the kind of man that likes wearing silk panties or do you prefer lace?
Posted by: Robert at July 15, 2020 08:17 PM (5myrT)

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Depends...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 15, 2020 08:19 PM (CAJOC)

301 What does smh stand for.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 15, 2020 08:19 PM (lgiXo)

302 Posted by: Miklos"Thing" from the Addams Family at Jul


We should get this guy a nic, too. Kid's all over the map.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2020 08:19 PM (gd9RK)

303 Oh my GAWD...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1FfWvldZ_2g

I have all the maturity of a five year old but I just laaaaauuuggghhhhed!!!!
Posted by: Robert at July 15, 2020 08:11 PM (5myrT)


Can't stop laughing!

Posted by: LASue at July 15, 2020 08:19 PM (Ed8Zd)

304
You know movies have been made about the "Thing".

Posted by: YIKES! at July 15, 2020 08:19 PM (t6XCL)

305 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znI59eFI68o

That thing you do...

Trump is setting the beat...

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 15, 2020 08:19 PM (NgKpN)

306 So I guess "you know the thing" is the 2020 version of Yada Yada Yada.

Posted by: Quint at July 15, 2020 08:19 PM (hHxp2)

307 302 I made her heart sing.
Posted by: Wild Thing at July 15, 2020 08:19 PM (q1Pj5)

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Yeah, but the large intestine gives a nice, mellow bass.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 15, 2020 08:20 PM (CAJOC)

308 304 What does smh stand for.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 15, 2020 08:19 PM (lgiXo)

Sniffing moppets' hair

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 15, 2020 08:20 PM (NWiLs)

309 298 Weasel been waiting to see you, you need a video now on the
M-1 carbine
Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2020 08:18 PM (6f16T)
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I swear it's in the works! I have a nice Inland and have taken it to the farm twice to shoot it and have run out of time, both times. It looks like this weekend is a washout, weather-wise. I was even toying with the idea of making a vid here at home, but that might be lame as shit with no shooting.

Posted by: Weasel at July 15, 2020 08:20 PM (MVjcR)

310 Twitter being hacked: did they go after Trump or decide that would *really* get the Secret Service after them?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Your Spirit Of '76 Masks!! at July 15, 2020 08:15 PM (cZjDV)



I didn't see Trump's name. They hit Barry and Gropin' Joe. Looks like it's mostly lefties

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 15, 2020 08:21 PM (F6+yA)

311 Yeah, but the large intestine gives a nice, mellow bass.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at

Fine , I will practice my viscera readings on her.

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2020 08:21 PM (+LXO6)

312 Weasel agree you need to have a firing test

Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2020 08:21 PM (6f16T)

313 What does smh stand for.
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http://www.google.com/search?q=smh

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2020 08:21 PM (Eicbe)

314 Are you the kind of man that likes wearing silk panties or do you prefer lace?
Posted by: Robert


Do you like gladiator movies?

Posted by: BifBewalski at July 15, 2020 08:21 PM (VcFUs)

315 289 Filed my extension and sent some money the IRS' way. Bleah.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 15, 2020 08:16 PM (NWiLs)


In a fit of tidying, I apparently pitched the W2s. Discovered that yesterday morning. Got the return in the mail this morning. Yesterday evening was not fun, until the end. Paid about $4K less than I expected, so ended well.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 15, 2020 08:21 PM (8C7+r)

316 311 304 What does smh stand for.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 15, 2020 08:19 PM (lgiXo)

Sniffing moppets' hair
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 15, 2020 08:20 PM (NWiLs)

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To certain former VPs, yes. For most folk, it's "Shaking My Head"

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 15, 2020 08:21 PM (CAJOC)

317 I swear it's in the works! I have a nice Inland and have taken it to the farm twice to shoot it and have run out of time, both times. It looks like this weekend is a washout, weather-wise. I was even toying with the idea of making a vid here at home, but that might be lame as shit with no shooting.
Posted by: Weasel at July 15, 2020 08:20 PM (MVjcR)
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??????

You plan to make this video when your wife is home?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 15, 2020 08:22 PM (WEBkv)

318 So today Whitmer stated that if the "spike" in COVID-19 cases continues in Michigan, she's sending the state back to "Phase 3".

In other words, Michigan is going back to "Phase 3", since she and the rest of her Deep State operatives are controlling the "spike" numbers.

The Left is never going to let us out of this tyrannical Deep State op.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 15, 2020 08:22 PM (Do5/p)

319 Listen, fat. Listen, fat.

Posted by: Sniffin' Uncle Joe Biden at July 15, 2020 08:22 PM (EgshT)

320 269 I might get roasted by the initiated, but I was not that huge a fan of Red Dead. It is a beautiful game- and I loved doing everything except playing the story.

I dunno, I never wanted to roleplay as an outlaw, pistol whipping normies on trains. Same feeling I get watching mob movies.

I literally did everything I could do except play the main story.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2020 08:14 PM

I liked the first one well enough, but was repeatedly assassinated on the second one... by my nephews and their friends.

I am not a fan of "dark" choices, myself. Currently, I have an NPC follower in Skyrim, Brother Verulus, whom I refuse to bring to a cannibal cult for their dinner.

I get the biggest kick out of how courageous he is, attacking high-level enemies with just a knife and a few lines of dialogue. And he doesn't glitch the game, which is nice.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 15, 2020 08:22 PM (/+bwe)

321 What does smh stand for.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy

Sniffing moppets' hair
Posted by: Insomniac

Snowdonian Milk Halter

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 15, 2020 08:22 PM (ysmsf)

322 OK, this is my last warning.
Check out this clip from 2020 The Movie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5k3TwzTtCG0

Posted by: Jeannebodine at July 15, 2020 08:22 PM (t1tHS)

323 315 Weasel agree you need to have a firing test
Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2020 08:21 PM (6f16T)
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Yup. It's a great gun.

Posted by: Weasel at July 15, 2020 08:23 PM (MVjcR)

324
Twitter being hacked: did they go after Trump or decide that would *really* get the Secret Service after them?
Posted by: Mikey NTH

=====

I suspect the scam would have been revelaed much sooner if they'd hacked Trump. Pushing some get-rich-quick Bitcoin scheme is much more characteristic of Barry and Bill, not at all of Trump.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2020 08:23 PM (G51Gf)

325 304 What does smh stand for.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 15, 2020 08:19 PM (lgiXo)

I don't know. I had to up and ask about MFM a couple years after wondering about it. I do get a lot of them now and I guess that is a good thing. No pun intended.

Posted by: Quint at July 15, 2020 08:23 PM (hHxp2)

326 In a fit of tidying, I apparently pitched the W2s. Discovered that yesterday morning. Got the return in the mail this morning. Yesterday evening was not fun, until the end. Paid about $4K less than I expected, so ended well.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 15, 2020 08:21 PM (8C7+r)

Reckon so. It's obscene what we have to pay.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 15, 2020 08:23 PM (NWiLs)

327 I was an extra in a Rick James music video. I was one of the white guys.

Posted by: Regular joe at July 15, 2020 08:23 PM (L9P9s)

328 I think you rascals scared the lurker away.

Bad Horde, bad!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2020 08:23 PM (gd9RK)

329 'Demolition Man' on AMC. One of the more prescient movies of the era. Plus a high body count and lots of explosions. What's not to love?

Posted by: Mookie at July 15, 2020 08:24 PM (3vIkC)

330 Sniffing moppets' hair
Posted by: Insomniac

Snowdonian Milk Halter
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 15, 2020 08:22 PM (ysmsf)
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Shelves may hurt.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2020 08:24 PM (Eicbe)

331 sodomizing multiple horses

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 15, 2020 08:24 PM (NWiLs)

332 Saving My Hate.

Posted by: Eromero at July 15, 2020 08:24 PM (XhWtx)

333


The tweet that went out for the bitcoin looked like it came from a Nigerian prince.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 15, 2020 08:24 PM (F6+yA)

334 We should get this guy a nic, too. Kid's all over the map.
Posted by: Bandersnatch



Vielesockenhaberneidlichkeit

Posted by: Miklos von un zu Miklostein at July 15, 2020 08:25 PM (QzkSJ)

335 Just kidding, she's a sweetie.

Posted by: Eromero at July 15, 2020 08:25 PM (XhWtx)

336 Communism has failed every time it has been tried.

Posted by: Oblivious at July 15, 2020 08:25 PM (a/d6U)

337 So many hemorrhoids

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2020 08:25 PM (aKsyK)

338 335 Saving My Hate.
Posted by: Eromero at July 15, 2020 08:24 PM (XhWtx)

Wasn't that a Whitney Houston song?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 15, 2020 08:25 PM (CAJOC)

339 The tweet that went out for the bitcoin looked like it came from a Nigerian prince.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 15, 2020 08:24 PM (F6+yA)

Remain blessed.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 15, 2020 08:25 PM (NWiLs)

340 Just wear a mask that says,

Masks Stop
Wrong Speak

ball gag graphic optional.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 15, 2020 08:25 PM (1g7ch)

341 Guess who took $4.5 million in Chinese government bribes?

https://tinyurl.com/y93xlf5r

Posted by: Democracy Dies In Darkness, and drowning in money at July 15, 2020 08:25 PM (NVYyb)

342 Snowdonian Milk Halter
Posted by: weft cut-loop


Better in the Original Welsh.

Posted by: Miklos ap Mikloywythyth at July 15, 2020 08:26 PM (QzkSJ)

343 One thing with the carbine is try long range a M-1 can do easy.

Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2020 08:26 PM (6f16T)

344 To whoever hacked Twitter:

https://i.gifer.com/E1tP.gif

Posted by: Two Weeks From Loving Science Sexually and Candace Owens But Mostly Candace Owens at July 15, 2020 08:26 PM (+dsLj)

345 What does smh stand for.
---
I'm guessing the National Anthem....

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2020 08:26 PM (Eicbe)

346 >>> 'Demolition Man' on AMC. One of the more prescient movies of the era. Plus a high body count and lots of explosions. What's not to love?
Posted by: Mookie at July 15, 2020 08:24 PM (3vIkC)


Rat Burgers?

Posted by: Behind the dish at July 15, 2020 08:26 PM (7TV9X)

347 Gut gespielt, Miklos.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2020 08:26 PM (gd9RK)

348 We are going to send this disgrace to REp Allan Schift to have an investigation in the House about this.. Laugh now buts wait till you goes to jail with Roger Stone ..........

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at July 15, 2020 08:26 PM (qM84C)

349 336


The tweet that went out for the bitcoin looked like it came from a Nigerian prince.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 15, 2020 08:24 PM (F6+yA)

-------------------------------

Ever wonder if there was some Nigerian prince somewhere wondering why he can't seem to give away his vast fortune?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 15, 2020 08:26 PM (CAJOC)

350 stupid monkey haters

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 15, 2020 08:26 PM (NWiLs)

351 118 Doesn't Joe Biden know the kind of mental problems he has?. I get
that the doctors can pump him full of stuff to do a reasonably coherent
speech at times, but can't he see that he's incapable of being
President?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2020 07:47 PM (oDRcK)



Those of us who've gone or are going through loved ones with dementia or alzheimer's can tell you - absolutely not. No matter how far-gone somebody is, they're convinced they're normal, and everybody else is fucked up, lying, out to get them, you name it.



They can sit there and tell you the spatula is x-raying them through the walls with a cucumber, and deny they just said that, or not understand why you don't "get it".


The only thing I find depressing and sad about Joe's current state is that he'll never know.

Posted by: clutch cargo at July 15, 2020 08:27 PM (8B6Ng)

352

Jeanine Pirro - "New York is like a 3rd world country. It's like Chicago." ouch

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 15, 2020 08:27 PM (F6+yA)

353 'Demolition Man' on AMC. One of the more prescient movies of the era. Plus a high body count and lots of explosions. What's not to love?
Posted by: Mookie at July 15, 2020 08:24 PM (3vIkC)


Rat Burgers?
Posted by: Behind the dish at July 15, 2020 08:26 PM (7TV9X)
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At Taco Bell.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2020 08:27 PM (Eicbe)

354 #340 FTW!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Your Spirit Of '76 Masks!! at July 15, 2020 08:27 PM (cZjDV)

355 Mr. Weasel sir... can we have a gun thread discussion on slings. I have... questions.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2020 08:27 PM (3H9h1)

356 Smooth move, Hillary

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 15, 2020 08:27 PM (ja/kn)

357 349 >>> 'Demolition Man' on AMC. One of the more prescient movies of the era. Plus a high body count and lots of explosions. What's not to love?
Posted by: Mookie at July 15, 2020 08:24 PM (3vIkC)


Rat Burgers?
Posted by: Behind the dish at July 15, 2020 08:26 PM (7TV9X)

------------------------

Well, then, don't go to Burger King... (apologies to anyone who likes BK burgers)

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 15, 2020 08:27 PM (CAJOC)

358 Lest we forget, yesterday Chrissy Tiegen "deleted" over 60,000 tweets, which you can't do all on your lonesome.
someone is panicking, I think.

Posted by: artemis at July 15, 2020 08:27 PM (AwPyG)

359 Shining My Heinie.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2020 08:28 PM (Eicbe)

360 359 Mr. Weasel sir... can we have a gun thread discussion on slings. I have... questions.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2020 08:27 PM (3H9h1)

sling my Henry

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 15, 2020 08:28 PM (NWiLs)

361 Got challenged by two masked Karens today, once at work and the other at Barstucks. Both the male, er, less female, of the species. I managed to not cuss either one out. Java jerk gave me a pretend mask that I didn't pretend to put on, and at least served me. For the last time. The work one didn't take the stare down, so I walked away. Boy he got all indignant 'n' shit, so it still counts as a win for me. Oh well. Everywhere else, no challenge.

These are fucking stupid times and I want my *type, delete* goobernor coonman to just *types, deletes* in a fire, along with every other filthy, stinking, commie Democrat.

#fuckthemask and #fuckyouforasking

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 15, 2020 08:28 PM (GgR5u)

362 296 #281 Naughtypine - who is that NPC and where - I've never encountered that one.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Your Spirit Of '76 Masks!! at July 15, 2020 08:17 PM

Lemkil in Rorikstead. His name is an obvious anagram: Kill Me.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 15, 2020 08:28 PM (/+bwe)

363 Reckon so. It's obscene what we have to pay.
Posted by: Insomniac


Employment ain't all it's cracked up to be.

Posted by: Highly Productive Miklos at July 15, 2020 08:28 PM (QzkSJ)

364 soft mongrel hump

Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2020 08:28 PM (QLf0x)

365 357 Small medium huge
Posted by: the thing at July 15, 2020 08:27 PM (cumhA)

-------------------

Close.

Sizable,
Mega,
Humongous

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 15, 2020 08:28 PM (CAJOC)

366 Sidebar article potential...
Jessica Whitaker shot in head for saying All Lives Matter.

BLM is a terrorist organization.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 15, 2020 08:28 PM (1g7ch)

367 sling my Henry


Sounds like oversharing.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2020 08:29 PM (gd9RK)

368 I literally did everything I could do except play the main story.

**************

When I started out I didn't really like it, but it kinda grew on me as I try to drag out the main story and focus more on side missions and hunting so I don't finish it too quickly.

I think I would like Red Dead Online even though it's an MMO, you can pretty much do it solo and it emphasizes the same open world experience I'm doing now.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Loving Science Sexually and Candace Owens But Mostly Candace Owens at July 15, 2020 08:29 PM (+dsLj)

369
Ever wonder if there was some Nigerian prince somewhere wondering why he can't seem to give away his vast fortune?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 15, 2020 08:26 PM (CAJOC)
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Ever watch a program called Flight of the Conchords? It had a hilarious episode where the Nigerian Prince was a real guy.

Posted by: Weasel at July 15, 2020 08:29 PM (MVjcR)

370 Shit Mama's Home

Posted by: Miklosian Contribution at July 15, 2020 08:29 PM (QzkSJ)

371 332 'Demolition Man' on AMC. One of the more prescient movies of the era. Plus a high body count and lots of explosions. What's not to love?
Posted by: Mookie



Yes, who'd have thought that a Stallone/Snipes movie would be prescient.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 15, 2020 08:29 PM (DeP4t)

372 I have worked from home for several years now. When I go into the office, I still don't get to talk to anyone. Might as well be home with my office dogs. The best thing now is that most of the group works from home. So I don't even have to drive into Hood River for the staff meetings! They are virtual. Which means I should get back every penny of my Oregon taxes.

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 15, 2020 08:29 PM (JKNZq)

373 266 Personally, my job *can* be done 99-100% remotely, but I think I'm more effective when I can pop into someone's office and talk something out rather than calling them on Teams. I'm also definitely more effective when I can ACTUALLY READ PEOPLE'S LIPS.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at July 15, 2020 08:13 PM (rWZ8Y)


Before the great Chinese Lung AIDS terror, it was SOP for me to sit in a bastard warehouse/datacenter where my team would have to yell at each other over the server fan and pallet truck noise. The only occasions in which I'd visit the quiet areas of the building were to... dial into teleconferences.

I can see how some people wouldn't like full-time telework, but *my* work environment quality has gone through the stratosphere. Also, we sometimes crank up the webcams during Teams meetings and fiddle with the background insertion feature to break the tension.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik: we can haz purge now? at July 15, 2020 08:29 PM (DTX3h)

374 I feel bad for any Nigerian trying to run a legitimate web-based business.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 15, 2020 08:29 PM (NWiLs)

375 At the end of "The Thing", did the last 2 die from freezing to death or was one the Thing?

The movie with Kurt Russell.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 15, 2020 08:29 PM (Z+IKu)

376 Bob Zimmerman: If not for Wu...

Posted by: klaftern at July 15, 2020 08:30 PM (RuIsu)

377 And also lest we forget, if an entity is involved in the sex trafficking, it can lose all its assets to seizure.

I wonder why Trump made the new rules?

Posted by: artemis at July 15, 2020 08:30 PM (AwPyG)

378 Mr. Weasel sir... can we have a gun thread discussion on slings. I have... questions.

I was hoping we could have a more general discussion of fun things to take to a protest, like sling shots and shuriken

Posted by: 🐧 at July 15, 2020 08:30 PM (C+evo)

379 Crap this is a better link:

http://www.google.com/search?q=smh+meaning

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2020 08:30 PM (Eicbe)

380 sling my Henry

This is why we can't have nice stuff.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2020 08:30 PM (3H9h1)

381 Missouri Gov. Mike Parson said President Donald Trump is focused on
and concerned about the possibility that a white St. Louis couple could
face criminal charges for displaying guns as they defended their home
during a racial injustice protest.


Parson told reporters Tuesday
that he had just been on the phone with Trump and U.S. Attorney General
William Barr. The phone call came amid reports that St. Louis Circuit
Attorney Kim Gardner, a Democrat, may file charges against Mark and
Patricia McCloskey, both of them lawyers in their 60s.




Donald "The Hammer" Trump.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 15, 2020 08:30 PM (F6+yA)

382 My nic is pretty simple. I live in the north and I lurk

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 15, 2020 08:30 PM (lgiXo)

383 Posted by: clutch cargo at July 15, 2020 08:27 PM (8B6Ng)

It's an agonizingly difficult thing for families to go and I'm sorry. I think many of them don't know based on the severity of the condition, but I've had people tell me, "I can't remember the name of _____ (some common item) I'm losing my mind, right?"and it's terrible for them. Joe is probably in a later stage so may not know.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2020 08:31 PM (oDRcK)

384 Sidebar article potential...

Jessica Whitaker shot in head for saying All Lives Matter.



BLM is a terrorist organization.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 15, 2020 08:28 PM (1g7ch)


Not one GD mention of it in the MFM. Not one

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 15, 2020 08:31 PM (F6+yA)

385 316 What does smh stand for.
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http://www.google.com/search?q=smh

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2020 08:21 PM (Eicbe)
-------------------


Try SMFH, but she's mellowed out since then.
Prolly getting closer to her babies.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 15, 2020 08:31 PM (SKXSf)

386 I guess that J.J Sefton stutters.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 15, 2020 08:31 PM (lgiXo)

387 379 At the end of "The Thing", did the last 2 die from freezing to death or was one the Thing?

The movie with Kurt Russell.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy



I always just assumed they froze to death.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 15, 2020 08:31 PM (DeP4t)

388 373
Ever wonder if there was some Nigerian prince somewhere wondering why he can't seem to give away his vast fortune?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 15, 2020 08:26 PM (CAJOC)
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Ever watch a program called Flight of the Conchords? It had a hilarious episode where the Nigerian Prince was a real guy.
Posted by: Weasel at July 15, 2020 08:29 PM (MVjcR)
-------------------------------

There's also a Cyanide and Happiness short about a guy who responds to all the different spam emails, which all turn out to be legitimate. For some reason, though, he ignores a chain letter, and ends up dead.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 15, 2020 08:31 PM (CAJOC)

389 359 Mr. Weasel sir... can we have a gun thread discussion on slings. I have... questions.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2020 08:27 PM (3H9h1)
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Sure we can! I'm going to have to do a little research on it though, to properly demonstrate the technique.

Posted by: Weasel at July 15, 2020 08:32 PM (MVjcR)

390 SMH possible double meaning?

Posted by: klaftern at July 15, 2020 08:32 PM (RuIsu)

391 Yes, who'd have thought that a Stallone/Snipes movie would be prescient.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 15, 2020 08:29 PM (DeP4t)
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Not I.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 15, 2020 08:32 PM (WEBkv)

392 Who the Hell took my pants!?

I'll take you behind the 7-11
Apu has an Indian accept
Sugar Smack had an indian scooter that we'd swin between the legs of...

What do you mean I make no sense?!

Posted by: Creepy Pervy Uncle Joe at July 15, 2020 08:32 PM (1g7ch)

393 Not one GD mention of it in the MFM. Not one
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 15, 2020 08:31 PM (F6+yA)
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Not all lives matter.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2020 08:32 PM (Eicbe)

394 You guys aren't using your real names?

Posted by: Weasel at July 15, 2020 08:32 PM (MVjcR)

395 Other accounts hacked included former New York City mayor Mike Bloomberg, musicians Kanye West and Wiz Khalifa, Berkshire Hathaway chairman Warren Buffett, reality TV star Kim Kardashian, the Cash App corporate account, and Uber's corporate account.



Kelley Robinson, a security advocate for Authy, a company that provides two-factor authentication, told NBC News that the scale of the attack indicated the hackers had gotten administrative access at Twitter itself. "It's really unlikely that Bezos, Musk, and especially Biden all had credentials compromised," she said over Twitter Direct Message.





That was one serious hack of Twatter. There are some people who are really pissed off at Twatter. Hopefully it really costs them
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 15, 2020 08:00

Is this considered serious? I just think its funny. Who cares what these people say in their abbreviated - word opinion spewing, and if someone hacks them and pretends to say something they didn't say, ...?

Posted by: LASue at July 15, 2020 08:33 PM (Ed8Zd)

396 I don't know if it's possible to pump enough L-Dopa into El Dope to achieve total consciousness. He's got to get back to mere stumblefuck to even take a shot at sounding even half-fast.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 15, 2020 08:33 PM (GgR5u)

397 381 And also lest we forget, if an entity is involved in the sex trafficking, it can lose all its assets to seizure.

I wonder why Trump made the new rules?
Posted by: artemis at July 15, 2020 08:30 PM (AwPyG)

Tin foil hat time.

What if the DOJ froze the accounts then exfiltrated the evidence for Rico crimes.

Posted by: BifBewalski at July 15, 2020 08:33 PM (VcFUs)

398 Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Your Spirit Of '76 Masks!! at July 15, 2020 08:17 PM (cZjDV)

Hey Mikey wasn't giving you shit in the previous thread about curriculum. Just fed up with the liberal crap I saw in 'pubic' school and now the teachers (heroes) Don't want to go back to work Thanks for the suggestions.

Posted by: Not Cannibal Bob at July 15, 2020 08:33 PM (Jx5Qs)

399 hose of us who've gone or are going through loved
ones with dementia or alzheimer's can tell you - absolutely not. No
matter how far-gone somebody is, they're convinced they're normal, and
everybody else is fucked up, lying, out to get them, you name it.



They
can sit there and tell you the spatula is x-raying them through the
walls with a cucumber, and deny they just said that, or not understand
why you don't "get it".


The only thing I find depressing and sad about Joe's current state is that he'll never know.




Posted by: clutch cargo at July 15, 2020 08:27 PM (8B6Ng)

i think there is a point where they do know and that is depressing. Of course they will usually be defensive, who wouldn't? . Didn't Reagan and Heston, among others come out and tell people? Maybe Reagan didn't give an official announcement but I know some good men have done this. Maybe it was Glenn Campbell.

Every experience is different but my guess is they know something is wrong at some point. Later it is something different. Arguing with them is the worst thing you can do as it doesn't help them and only hurts you. It is a horrible disease.

Posted by: Quint at July 15, 2020 08:33 PM (hHxp2)

400 I can't stop watching the "I know the Thing" video!!

Posted by: LASue at July 15, 2020 08:33 PM (Ed8Zd)

401 398 You guys aren't using your real names?

Posted by: Weasel at July 15, 2020 08:32 PM (MVjcR)

I am.

Posted by: Not Cannibal Bob at July 15, 2020 08:34 PM (Jx5Qs)

402 325 OK, this is my last warning.
Check out this clip from 2020 The Movie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5k3TwzTtCG0
Posted by: Jeannebodine at July 15, 2020 08:22 PM (t1tHS)

That really is beautiful. The Hillary is hilarious.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 15, 2020 08:34 PM (/+bwe)

403
Donald "The Hammer" Trump.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 15, 2020 08:30 PM (F6+yA)


And they thought Tom DeLay was tough.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 15, 2020 08:34 PM (SKXSf)

404 You guys aren't using your real names?

Posted by: Weasel at July 15, 2020 08:32 PM (MVjcR)
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No! That's dangerous!

Posted by: Rumplestiltskin at July 15, 2020 08:34 PM (Eicbe)

405 I guess that J.J Sefton stutters.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 15, 2020 08:31 PM (lgiXo)


He definitely is trading with the Krauts. Better have security keep an eye on him

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 15, 2020 08:34 PM (F6+yA)

406 386 My nic is pretty simple. I live in the north and I lurk
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 15, 2020 08:30 PM (lgiXo)

---------------------------------

Really?? I thought it was a clever variation of Broth, er... Nor the RN lurk, er....

That makes so much more sense!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 15, 2020 08:34 PM (CAJOC)

407 Maybe Reagan didn't give an official announcement


He did. He wrote a letter to the country.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2020 08:34 PM (gd9RK)

408 I came here to kick ass and eat paste and I'm all out of ass.

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 15, 2020 08:34 PM (2N7oZ)

409 Yes, who'd have thought that a Stallone/Snipes movie would be prescient.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 15, 2020 08:29 PM (DeP4t)

Raymond Cocteau = George Soros.

Posted by: Mookie at July 15, 2020 08:34 PM (3vIkC)

410 >SMH


smell my hair?
sorry- i just woke up

Posted by: DB- just DB. Proud Free-facer! at July 15, 2020 08:35 PM (iTXRQ)

411 You guys aren't using your real names?
Posted by: Weasel at July 15, 2020 08:32 PM (MVjcR)
---------------

No, some of us like our anonymity.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 15, 2020 08:35 PM (WEBkv)

412 I had a 7:30 AM conference call and now a 8:30 call

I fuckin hate these calla

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2020 08:35 PM (85Gof)

413 Don't see any reason not to have another Klondike bar.

Posted by: Weasel at July 15, 2020 08:35 PM (MVjcR)

414 The work one didn't take the stare down, so I walked away. Boy he got all indignant 'n' shit, so it still counts as a win for me.

I always wondered what they would say if you asked them why they are wearing the face diaper, and when they answer some virtual signaling reason, remind them that the 'rona has a lower death rate than seasonal flu.

So in view of their new social awareness, are they willing to wear The Veil the rest of their lives, are they hypocrites or will they eventually red pill?

Posted by: 🐧 at July 15, 2020 08:35 PM (C+evo)

415 Lurker since the W days. Fairly new poster. Didn't intentionally usurp your name. My apologies.
Posted by: The artist formerly known (for 1 day) as smh at July 15, 2020 08:00 PM (BRkq2)

---

We cool.

Sure the Horde could come up with an alternate nic.
Posted by: SMH

Stealie McNic

Posted by: JT at July 15, 2020 08:35 PM (arJlL)

416 NaughtyPine - thanks! I will have to look for that one.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Your Spirit Of '76 Masks!! at July 15, 2020 08:35 PM (cZjDV)

417 Weasel>> cool... I'll post my Q's later. Unless you want to do some "research."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2020 08:35 PM (3H9h1)

418 387
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 15, 2020 08:27 PM (8B6Ng)



It's an agonizingly difficult thing for families to go and I'm
sorry. I think many of them don't know based on the severity of the
condition, but I've had people tell me, "I can't remember the name of
_____ (some common item) I'm losing my mind, right?"and it's terrible
for them. Joe is probably in a later stage so may not know.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2020 08:31 PM (oDRcK)


Lost my step-father and Mother to it. Mom was the smartest person I've ever known. She finally got a degree at age 54. She was practically mute toward the end. I've read her journals. She knew it was coming.

Posted by: Javems at July 15, 2020 08:35 PM (KeYSV)

419 Extra tin-foily because Q is hinting that the twitter deleters are idiots, they already have everything.
But we've been burned by Q before.

Posted by: artemis at July 15, 2020 08:35 PM (AwPyG)

420 Watched the movie Friends with Benefits last night. First
things first, Mila Kunis has a really nice bare ass which is well worth
seeing. The side boob while she is lying on top of her costar produced
Catch-22 style moans in me.

Some
other things, that are also very important to notice in the movie, are all
the crowd, street, and indoor scenes in New York City, and Los Angeles.
The movie was made in 2011, and the contrast with those two cites today
is huge and striking. It is very important to vividly see what we have
actually lost.

Posted by: An Observation at July 15, 2020 08:35 PM (jyyTN)

421 tami, it's time to get off your ass and get back here.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 15, 2020 08:36 PM (SKXSf)

422 I have tried to tell my stepson how much his dad worried about getting Alzheimers. His mother came down with it. Any time there was something that he forgot, he'd worry. At least he didn't come down with it.

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 15, 2020 08:36 PM (JKNZq)

423 I am.
Posted by: Not Cannibal Bob at July 15, 2020 08:34 PM (Jx5Qs)
---------

Pleased to meet you, Not.

Or, do you prefer Mr. Bob?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 15, 2020 08:36 PM (WEBkv)

424 408 You guys aren't using your real names?

Posted by: Weasel at July 15, 2020 08:32 PM (MVjcR)
---
No! That's dangerous!
Posted by: Rumplestiltskin at July 15, 2020 08:34 PM (Eicbe)

Nahhhhhhh....

Posted by: Beetlejuice at July 15, 2020 08:36 PM (NgKpN)

425 Kelley Robinson, a security advocate for Authy, a company that provides two-factor authentication, told NBC News that the scale of the attack indicated the hackers had gotten administrative access at Twitter itself. "It's really unlikely that Bezos, Musk, and especially Biden all had credentials compromised," she said over Twitter Direct Message.

---------------------------------------

Why "especially Biden"? I wouldn't be surprised if his password is 12345, or "paste".

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 15, 2020 08:36 PM (CAJOC)

426

Your Vagina, It Burns!

Posted by: Filthy Frank at July 15, 2020 08:36 PM (d6DSt)

427 423
Extra tin-foily because Q is hinting that the twitter deleters are idiots, they already have everything.
But we've been burned by Q before.


Posted by: artemis at July 15, 2020 08:35 PM (AwPyG)

Q! Leave my crew alone!

Posted by: Mookie at July 15, 2020 08:37 PM (3vIkC)

428 What if the DOJ froze the accounts then exfiltrated the evidence for Rico crimes.
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 15, 2020 08:33 PM (VcFUs)


If you mean The Clinton Foundation... schadenboner of a lifetime!

Posted by: The artist formerly known (for 1 day) as smh at July 15, 2020 08:37 PM (BRkq2)

429 I kinda miss Peyton Manning's enormous forehead. That was an awesome nic

Posted by: artemis at July 15, 2020 08:37 PM (AwPyG)

430 No matter how far-gone somebody is, they're convinced they're normal, and

My mom figures it out all the time.

I hope Joe gets to enjoy some of his retirement come August or whenever the switch is made.

Posted by: t-bird at July 15, 2020 08:37 PM (JaLUs)

431 SMH is our resident tank driver.

smh is someone else.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2020 08:37 PM (Qhz2y)

432

HMS is a pinafore.

Posted by: Filthy Frank at July 15, 2020 08:37 PM (d6DSt)

433 394 SMH possible double meaning?
Posted by: klaftern at July 15, 2020 08:32 PM (RuIsu)

-----------------------------

Haven't you been paying attention? It's got a cool dozen meanings, at least!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 15, 2020 08:38 PM (CAJOC)

434 426 I have tried to tell my stepson how much his dad worried about getting Alzheimers. His mother came down with it. Any time there was something that he forgot, he'd worry. At least he didn't come down with it.
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 15, 2020 08:36 PM (JKNZq)

My Father died of Brain Cancer.

He KNEW what was going on, which did scare the living shit out of him.

Luckily, he had faith, and Family, which sustained him.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 15, 2020 08:38 PM (NgKpN)

435 Watched the movie Friends with Benefits last night. First
things first, Mila Kunis has a really nice bare ass which is well worth
seeing. The side boob while she is lying on top of her costar produced
Catch-22 style moans in me.


Posted by: An Observation at July 15, 2020 08:35 PM (jyyTN)
---
Dude, totally uncool.

Celebrity skin notes--without time offsets?!

Posted by: Dude at July 15, 2020 08:39 PM (Eicbe)

436 I was hoping we could have a more general discussion of fun things to take to a protest, like sling shots and shuriken

Posted by: at July 15, 2020 08:30 PM (C+evo)

Blow guns?

Posted by: Not Cannibal Bob at July 15, 2020 08:39 PM (Jx5Qs)

437 What if the DOJ froze the accounts then exfiltrated the evidence for Rico crimes.

LOL! This DOJ?

Posted by: 🐧 at July 15, 2020 08:39 PM (C+evo)

438
421 Weasel>> cool... I'll post my Q's later. Unless you want to do some "research."
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2020 08:35 PM (3H9h1)
------
You're welcome to email them to me.

Posted by: Weasel at July 15, 2020 08:39 PM (MVjcR)

439 I am having sensativity training with the Navy now...Diversity Training. Good fuckin G-D, Just shoot me

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2020 08:40 PM (85Gof)

440 Sure the Horde could come up with an alternate nic.
Posted by: SMH

How bout SFHM?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 15, 2020 08:40 PM (GgR5u)

441
My Father died of Brain Cancer.

He KNEW what was going on, which did scare the living shit out of him.

Luckily, he had faith, and Family, which sustained him.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 15, 2020 08:38 PM (NgKpN)
-------------


Rough.
Condolences.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 15, 2020 08:40 PM (SKXSf)

442 For anyone who doubted Trump was losing, and losing big, he just demoted Brad Parsacle back to digital and made someone named Bill Stepien campaign manager.

That does not happen if your campaign is going well.

Posted by: DavidVenable at July 15, 2020 08:40 PM (jLYks)

443 444 Sure the Horde could come up with an alternate nic.
Posted by: SMH

How bout SFHM?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 15, 2020 08:40 PM (GgR5u)

MFSH?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 15, 2020 08:40 PM (NWiLs)

444 Didnt Felix Unger make the SMH sound when he got congested

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 15, 2020 08:40 PM (CYSVj)

445 Don't follow that Q guy, R, S, and T have much better track records.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 15, 2020 08:40 PM (r+sAi)

446 Cannibal Bob: No, I didn't think any of that, just saying I know where you are coming from. I hope my suggestions help you.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Your Spirit Of '76 Masks!! at July 15, 2020 08:40 PM (cZjDV)

447

I'm Diverse as Hell, and proud of it!

The more Diverse, the better. Especially if it has teen farm animals.

Huh? 'Perverse'... say what?

Posted by: Filthy Frank at July 15, 2020 08:41 PM (d6DSt)

448 I keep thinking that Trump is going straight for the jugular with the pedo stuff. No one is going to say that he's just pursuing his enemies, or being partisan. Fingers crossed.

Posted by: artemis at July 15, 2020 08:41 PM (AwPyG)

449 I bought a big tub of icecream and it turned out to be ice milk. All artificial flavors too. It is not particularly good, but I'm not throwing it away.

On the bright side, if I eat a bowl of it, I'm not tempted to eat another.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 15, 2020 08:41 PM (yQpMk)

450 Pleased to meet you, Not.

Or, do you prefer Mr. Bob?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 15, 2020 08:36 PM (WEBkv)

Ive been called Lott'sa stuff..some here like Shitweasel was my fav. Heidi uses it sometimes too.

Posted by: Not Cannibal Bob at July 15, 2020 08:41 PM (Jx5Qs)

451 I miss Ted Kennedy's Gristle Encased Head

Posted by: attila the thrilla at July 15, 2020 08:42 PM (w7KSn)

452 Is this considered serious? I just think its funny.
Who cares what these people say in their abbreviated - word opinion
spewing, and if someone hacks them and pretends to say something they
didn't say, ...?

Posted by: LASue at July 15, 2020 08:33 PM (Ed8Zd)


According to the CNBC article I'm reading Twatter's ass is in a ringer over this.

Teresa Payton, former White House Chief Information Officer and CEO of Fortalice Solutions, said that she expects Twitter to provide a full report detailing how and why these accounts were hacked. She also warned that information, such as direct messages, may have been stolen from the affected accounts and could be released or used in the future. "They're going to need to apologize to the VIPs and to the individuals who were defrauded and fell for the scam," Payton told CNBC.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 15, 2020 08:42 PM (F6+yA)

453 A great song for the "Black National Anthem" would be by Sir Mix-A-Lot ------ Baby Got Back !!!!!


I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, want to pull up tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I want to get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes (me so horny)
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you want to get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupie
I've seen her dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas (yeah) Fellas (yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (hell yeah)
Tell 'em to shake it (shake it) shake it (shake it)
Shake that healthy butt
Baby got back

Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at July 15, 2020 08:42 PM (qM84C)

454 smh is someone else.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2020 08:37 PM (Qhz2y)

436

HMS is a pinafore.
Posted by: Filthy Frank


Sydney Morning Herald.

Sorry, I used to be in the biz.

Posted by: Miklos (ed. emeritus) at July 15, 2020 08:42 PM (QzkSJ)

455 I am having sensativity training with the Navy now...Diversity Training. Good fuckin G-D, Just shoot me

**************

I had to do a sexual harassment training that was literally 8 hours. Thankfully they did this in pairs and I was paired with a hot and really nice female coworker, so I got to stare at her ass and jubblies for 8 hours.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Loving Science Sexually and Candace Owens But Mostly Candace Owens at July 15, 2020 08:42 PM (+dsLj)

456 Sure the Horde could come up with an alternate nic.
Posted by: SMH
How bout SFHM?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 15, 2020 08:40 PM
(GgR5u)
MFSH?
Posted by: Insomniac

Eureka! MISH!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 15, 2020 08:43 PM (GgR5u)

457 @449
Not to mention that Q told us to trust Sessions.
Unless that was a head fake. who knows; let's tee it up, already

Posted by: artemis at July 15, 2020 08:43 PM (AwPyG)

458 Just saw a Biden commercial pandering to Texans.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 15, 2020 08:43 PM (wiXsO)

459 Russell and Kieth David(?) both freeze to death - one is supposedly The Thing. Good movie but questionable ending as the bodies would be eventually recovered and the Thing would start again. It did start with it getting thawed in the first place.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at July 15, 2020 08:43 PM (nFRLh)

460 LOL! This DOJ?

Sorry, must've been pre breathing my own fart there.

Posted by: BifBewalski at July 15, 2020 08:44 PM (VcFUs)

461 Sydney Morning Herald?

Posted by: klaftern at July 15, 2020 08:44 PM (RuIsu)

462 Do You Know the Thing has a very Joe Jackson vibe to it.

Posted by: LASue at July 15, 2020 08:44 PM (Ed8Zd)

463 Don't follow that Q guy, R, S, and T have much better track records.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 15, 2020 08:40 PM (r+sAi)


You take orders from M and get the gadgets from Q

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 15, 2020 08:44 PM (F6+yA)

464 holy Shit! one of the hackers got Geert Wilders Twitter account, and they are posting non stop about child trafficking and rituals.

https://twitter.com/geertwilderspvv

Posted by: always ahead of the curve at July 15, 2020 08:44 PM (wwuka)

465 Where in the world is Joey Bidet?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 15, 2020 08:44 PM (8r14H)

466 People's names are their names and it's an offense to play with them.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 15, 2020 08:44 PM (SKXSf)

467 The nic can't be anything close to SMH.

Alot of people quickly scan the comments and I can see things being attributed to SMH that she didn't say.

Posted by: four seasons at July 15, 2020 08:44 PM (PisyI)

468 You take orders from M and get the gadgets from Q

No N, thats racist

Posted by: Filthy Frank at July 15, 2020 08:44 PM (d6DSt)

469 426 I have tried to tell my stepson how much his dad worried about
getting Alzheimers. His mother came down with it. Any time there was
something that he forgot, he'd worry. At least he didn't come down with
it.

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 15, 2020 08:36 PM (JKNZq)

That happens in a lot of families with a history of dementia or when one member is diagnosed with Alzheimer's. The thing about that disease is once you see it up close, once you really experience it, it is pretty much unmistakable. In a way that is a good thing because you can tell people to simmer down just because they can be forgetful at times.

Sure everyone is different and not all experiences or even mental diseases are the same. But if you have seen it up close and personal, it is one of those things you don't forget.

Posted by: Quint at July 15, 2020 08:45 PM (hHxp2)

470 For anyone who doubted Trump was losing, and losing big, he just demoted Brad Parsacle back to digital and made someone named Bill Stepien campaign manager.

That does not happen if your campaign is going well

-

Good. I'd rather the party get started sooner rather than when my kids are grown.

Posted by: No one at July 15, 2020 08:45 PM (AeOB5)

471 I think fudgcicles are ice milk. they're pretty good

Posted by: artemis at July 15, 2020 08:45 PM (AwPyG)

472 Today has been glorious!

Posted by: always ahead of the curve at July 15, 2020 08:45 PM (wwuka)

473 We're using code names.

Hear that? We're usin' code names.

Posted by: Regular joe at July 15, 2020 08:46 PM (L9P9s)

474 "so I got to stare at her ass and jubblies for 8 hours"

Two Weeks, you motorbotin-son-of-a-bitch, ya! *high five*

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 15, 2020 08:46 PM (GgR5u)

475 Sorry, David. You don't seem particularly venable to me. Who are you trying to convince here? So silly.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2020 08:46 PM (oDRcK)

476 Eskimo Pie has been forced to change its name.

I love Eskimo Pie.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 15, 2020 08:46 PM (SKXSf)

477 Listen, thing.

Posted by: Sniffin' Uncle Joe Biden at July 15, 2020 08:46 PM (EgshT)

478 471 The nic can't be anything close to SMH.

Alot of people quickly scan the comments and I can see things being attributed to SMH that she didn't say.

Posted by: four seasons at July 15, 2020 08:44 PM (PisyI)

------------------------------

OK, how about rot13(FZU)

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 15, 2020 08:46 PM (CAJOC)

479 A lot of people thought Parsacle was a nevertrumper. I can't wait till trump writes a book, it will be very enlightening

Posted by: artemis at July 15, 2020 08:46 PM (AwPyG)

480 Sure the Horde could come up with an alternate nic.
Posted by: SMH
---
NSMH: NOT SMH

Or: ~SMH or !SMH

¬SMH

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2020 08:46 PM (Eicbe)

481 According to the CNBC article I'm reading Twatter's ass is in a ringer over this.

Teresa Payton, former White House Chief Information Officer and CEO of Fortalice Solutions, said that she expects Twitter to provide a full report detailing how and why these accounts were hacked. She also warned that information, such as direct messages, may have been stolen from the affected accounts and could be released or used in the future. "They're going to need to apologize to the VIPs and to the individuals who were defrauded and fell for the scam," Payton told CNBC.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 15, 2020 08:42 PM (F6+yA)

That makes it even more hilarious. "Apologize to VIPs..."

Posted by: LASue at July 15, 2020 08:46 PM (Ed8Zd)

482 It's an Indian (feather not dot), Skins-Many-Hamsters.

Posted by: Eromero at July 15, 2020 08:46 PM (XhWtx)

483 A great song for the "Black National Anthem" would be by Sir Mix-A-Lot ------ Baby Got Back !!!!!

Every time I see that I think of the parody song, " Baby got Book" by Dan Smith

Posted by: philippians at July 15, 2020 08:46 PM (FsgBK)

484
It's an agonizingly difficult thing for families to go and I'm
sorry. I think many of them don't know based on the severity of the
condition, but I've had people tell me, "I can't remember the name of
_____ (some common item) I'm losing my mind, right?"and it's terrible
for them. Joe is probably in a later stage so may not know.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke

==========

I would think at an early stage it's known to the individual. INtellectuals retire because they don't have the mental energy they used to. They know it. Joe MUST know that he if he had to run a snappy meeting and jot mental notes and synthesize a bunch of conflicting views and digest data and come to a decision, he'd be lost.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2020 08:47 PM (G51Gf)

485 great song for the "Black National Anthem" would be by Sir Mix-A-Lot ------ Baby Got Back !!!!!

-

Never in my life would I ever have imagined it would be that bingo bango bongo song.

Posted by: No one at July 15, 2020 08:47 PM (AeOB5)

486 Eureka! MISH!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings

Careful there, Trump will grab you by that thing.

See how the thread meme goes full circle.

Posted by: Faux news medoa at July 15, 2020 08:47 PM (VcFUs)

487 Smell My Hand

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 15, 2020 08:47 PM (ja/kn)

488 And the person leading this bullshit training is the HQ diversity officer and of course she ( yeah a she ) is black. Because a diversity officer can ONLY be black

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2020 08:47 PM (85Gof)

489 That does not happen if your campaign is going well.

OK That convinced me. I have zero principles so hearing news like that leaves me with only one choice.

I'm going to shoot Western Civilization in the face and vote for whoever is controlling Biden.

I mean, if some loser has to rearrange his campaign staff, its clear that the country should go full Communist. Its the only response.

Posted by: 🐧 at July 15, 2020 08:47 PM (C+evo)

490 Off lying cocksukka sock.

Posted by: BifBewalski at July 15, 2020 08:47 PM (VcFUs)

491 This seat is taken.

Posted by: Snizz at July 15, 2020 08:48 PM (yQpMk)

492 Not to mention that Q told us to trust Sessions.

Im thinking he comes back as some sort of prosecutor. 'Trust Kansas' is the tough one for me, 'cuz he's CIA, but he's doing a great job so far. He could follow Trump's act if they need some more years for the trials.

Posted by: t-bird at July 15, 2020 08:48 PM (JaLUs)

493 Sorry for your loss, Romeo013.

Back when I did home health work, I worked for a guy just diagnosed with Alzheimers. And he would sometimes come up with a word salad. You could tell the sentence made sense in his mind, but just came out wrong. Worked for him again a year later and he was much worse.

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 15, 2020 08:48 PM (JKNZq)

494 Brad Parschale has been demoted

Posted by: redridinghood at July 15, 2020 08:48 PM (wiXsO)

495 Nuke from orbit looking viable?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 15, 2020 08:48 PM (8r14H)

496 479 Sorry, David. You don't seem particularly venable to me. Who are you trying to convince here? So silly.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2020 08:46 PM (oDRcK)
==================================

LOL, you don't fire your campaign manager if you're winning.

You don't fire your campaign manager if you're down a few points.

You fire your campaign manager if you're getting your ass kicked.

Posted by: DavidVenable at July 15, 2020 08:48 PM (jLYks)

497 Smell My Hand

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 15, 2020 08:47 PM (ja/kn)


Spinal Tap: What about the glove?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 15, 2020 08:48 PM (F6+yA)

498 Sure everyone is different and not all experiences or even mental diseases are the same. But if you have seen it up close and personal, it is one of those things you don't forget.
Posted by: Quint at July 15, 2020 08:45 PM (hHxp2)

---------------------------

OK, I know you're being serious, but that last line just kinda jumped out at me.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 15, 2020 08:49 PM (CAJOC)

499 Smell My Hand
Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 15, 2020 08:47 PM (ja/kn)
---
I think that's mine.

Posted by: Don Le Mon at July 15, 2020 08:49 PM (Eicbe)

500 Brad Parschale has been demoted


Yeah, moose out front told us.

Posted by: Snizz at July 15, 2020 08:49 PM (yQpMk)

501 BZZZZZZ! Simon Phoenix, you have been fined one credit for violation of the verbal morality statute....

Posted by: Mookie at July 15, 2020 08:49 PM (3vIkC)

502 247 It is good that a police union endorsed the president. But there are lots of police unions. Doesn't NYC alone have lots of them? If the police don't endorse Repubs now, then they never will. The key question is whom did that union endorse last time around if anyone.
Posted by: Quint at July 15, 2020 08:09 PM (hHxp2)

The endorsement is from the National Assoc. of Police Organizations.

Posted by: Tami at July 15, 2020 08:49 PM (cF8AT)

503 Dang, the bleuchecks are back on Twitter.
It was a nice few hours.

Posted by: ptschett at July 15, 2020 08:49 PM (zB+vL)

504 Just saw a Biden commercial pandering to Texans.
Posted by: redridinghood

Was he wearing a Ten Gallon hat ?

Posted by: JT at July 15, 2020 08:49 PM (arJlL)

505 Eskimo pies are delicious

Posted by: artemis at July 15, 2020 08:49 PM (AwPyG)

506 Brad Parscale being removed as Trump's campaign manager. He was put in place by Ivanka and her husband.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2020 08:50 PM (ptqGC)

507 Schenectady Mercury Herald cause I've lined a bird cage or two.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2020 08:50 PM (Qhz2y)

508 487 A great song for the "Black National Anthem" would be by Sir Mix-A-Lot ------ Baby Got Back !!!!!

------

For pure invention, Snoop Dogg's Tell It Like It Is and Not Like It Was is hard to beat.

Posted by: Barack Obama at July 15, 2020 08:50 PM (NtGMm)

509 Alot of people quickly scan the comments and I can see things being attributed to SMH that she didn't say.


Why not use a banned named? The former user of it isn't coming back to complain.

Posted by: 🐧 at July 15, 2020 08:50 PM (C+evo)

510 {{{Tami}}}

Posted by: Braenyard at July 15, 2020 08:50 PM (SKXSf)

511 Was he wearing a Ten Gallon hat ?


A string tie, well, a sneaker tied around his neck anyways.

Posted by: Snizz at July 15, 2020 08:50 PM (yQpMk)

512
Brad Parscale being removed as Trump's campaign manager. He was put in place by Ivanka and her husband.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

========

And yet, I thought he'd been doing an awesome job. what gives?

And Jane, hasn't it been a while?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2020 08:50 PM (G51Gf)

513 47 It is good that a police union endorsed the
president. But there are lots of police unions. Doesn't NYC alone have
lots of them? If the police don't endorse Repubs now, then they never
will. The key question is whom did that union endorse last time around
if anyone.

Posted by: Quint at July 15, 2020 08:09 PM (hHxp2)



The endorsement is from the National Assoc. of Police Organizations.

Posted by: Tami at July 15, 2020 08:49 PM (cF8AT)

yeah, I looked it up. They didn't endorse in 2016 but they did endorse Obama. Wiki says they endorsed JD Hayworth when he ran against McCain in 2010. For sure it is a win.

Posted by: Quint at July 15, 2020 08:51 PM (hHxp2)

514 The Trump campaign needed a reboot. It was flailing with Parscale. I don't know much about Stepien though.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 15, 2020 08:51 PM (xPl2J)

515 Interesting coincidence...the Bonhomme Richard, the ship on fire, is the subject of an Angry Cops video...but for a different reason.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-r9-Bv5e_XU

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 15, 2020 08:51 PM (ExV1e)

516 Brad Parsacle will be taking a digital role
New campaign manager is Bill Stepien

Posted by: redridinghood at July 15, 2020 08:51 PM (wiXsO)

517
Sure, David. You've convinced me. I'm going to vote for Biden now. We all are. Your work here is done.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2020 08:51 PM (oDRcK)

518 510 Brad Parscale being removed as Trump's campaign manager. He was put in place by Ivanka and her husband.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2020 08:50 PM (ptqGC)


Very Interesting.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 15, 2020 08:51 PM (SKXSf)

519 In case you don't know who Bill Stepien is, he was the political director who convinced Drew to switch parties.

So Trump re-hired a guy with a record of helping Trump win in 2016 and getting democrats to switch sides. This is a bad thing, yo.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Loving Science Sexually and Candace Owens But Mostly Candace Owens at July 15, 2020 08:52 PM (+dsLj)

520
Gimme the Ting - Lord Kitchener

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37voQBqS5Gs

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 15, 2020 08:52 PM (EGyGV)

521 David:

You mom just called and said you left your underwear on her basement floor. She's taking away your internet privileges.

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 15, 2020 08:52 PM (TdMsT)

522 Is Tami here? *waves wildly at friend*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2020 08:52 PM (ptqGC)

523 Brad Parscale being removed as Trump's campaign manager.

Changed to digital media manager.

Maybe he asked to do it. Can't handle the stress or time away from home. Lots of reasons.

And sometimes, the General shits his staff around just to keep 'em sharp.

Or, maybe he was gerbiling in the WH staff cafeteria. Who knows.

Posted by: Filthy Frank at July 15, 2020 08:52 PM (d6DSt)

524 Eskimo Pie has been forced to change its name.



I love Eskimo Pie.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 15, 2020 08:46 PM (SKXSf)


It's been renamed as Native Alaskan Frozen Front Hole.

Posted by: Dreyer's at July 15, 2020 08:52 PM (2N7oZ)

525
Nancy Pelosi just said we're going to need more than $3 trillion for the covid bonus.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2020 08:52 PM (G51Gf)

526 You know, the Thing.

So does Lurch.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 15, 2020 08:52 PM (HaL55)

527 "Brad Parscale being removed as Trump's campaign manager. He was put in place by Ivanka and her husband."

Pardonnez-moi?! Ca c'est bon, non?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 15, 2020 08:52 PM (GgR5u)

528 510 Brad Parscale being removed as Trump's campaign manager. He was put in place by Ivanka and her husband.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2020 08:50 PM (ptqGC)

- "her husband"
lmao

Posted by: always ahead of the curve at July 15, 2020 08:52 PM (wwuka)

529 I haven't read all the comments but, has anyone noted that Brad Parscale was removed as Trump's campaign manager yet?

Posted by: that guy that hasn't read all the comments at July 15, 2020 08:52 PM (yQpMk)

530 Ladyl!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2020 08:52 PM (ptqGC)

531 You fire your campaign manager if you're getting your ass kicked.

Ok. So what is your point?

Go pop open the champagne while you still can.

Why are you still here? You've done your public service.

Posted by: 🐧 at July 15, 2020 08:53 PM (C+evo)

532 It was an accident, guys. I was slinging names at random. I'll pick one and settle. A props to the real SMH. This is the last time you will hear from,
Your friend and mine,

Posted by: The artist formerly known (for 1 day) as smh at July 15, 2020 08:53 PM (BRkq2)

533 David...Trump fired his campaign manager in August 2016. Guy's name was Manafort. Maybe you heard of him.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 15, 2020 08:53 PM (ja/kn)

534 But it IS interesting that old venable shows up after a video highlighting Biden's major mental flaws, Just a coincidence, I'm sure.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2020 08:53 PM (oDRcK)

535 J.D, Hayworth was a good guy. Indicates where AZ's brain is voting McSlime over him.


Posted by: Braenyard at July 15, 2020 08:53 PM (SKXSf)

536 Twitter is so vital to the nation...and the world!It's practically a utility now.
To make sure it keeps running securely in these uncertain times of National Emergency, President Trump should nationalize Twitter.
For the greater good.
We're all in this together

Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 15, 2020 08:53 PM (TOyHQ)

537 I haven't read all the comments but, has anyone noted that Brad Parscale was removed as Trump's campaign manager yet?

Posted by: that guy that hasn't read all the comments at July 15, 2020 08:52 PM (yQpMk)
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I'm waiting for that myself.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2020 08:53 PM (Eicbe)

538 500 comments and no WildThing? Cmon people let's focus.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qHX493bB3U

Posted by: The Troggs at July 15, 2020 08:54 PM (Jj+59)

539 514 {{{Tami}}}

Posted by: Braenyard at July 15, 2020 08:50 PM (SKXSf)

Hey Braenyard! How you be?

Posted by: Tami at July 15, 2020 08:54 PM (cF8AT)

540 It was an accident, guys. I was slinging names at random. I'll pick one and settle. A props to the real SMH. This is the last time you will hear from,
Your friend and mine,

Posted by: The artist formerly known (for 1 day) as smh at July 15, 2020 08:53 PM (BRkq2)




Average Joe is available.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 15, 2020 08:54 PM (yQpMk)

541 Sure everyone is different and not all experiences
or even mental diseases are the same. But if you have seen it up close
and personal, it is one of those things you don't forget.

Posted by: Quint at July 15, 2020 08:45 PM (hHxp2)



---------------------------



OK, I know you're being serious, but that last line just kinda jumped out at me.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 15, 2020 08:49 PM (CAJOC)

I hear ya. I posted something upthread and still couldn't get away from the F word. No way I am making light of it as you know. I don't find anything funny about it, and I admit is is personal. I wouldn't wish that disease on anyone.
I could probably name for of five things that is you see someone doing this, they have it, period. Forgetting things would not be on that list.

Posted by: Quint at July 15, 2020 08:54 PM (hHxp2)

542 You really start to wonder if there's anyone Trump can trust.
Notice that the fired guy got rope-a-doped at the Tulsa rally, where the arena people turned attendees away for lack of secuity to check them.
then the convention moves to Florida and --lo and behold--Florida has a huge increase in flu cases, which is what always happens in the summer in Florida.
convention in jeopardy? it sure seems like his campaign team is getting rolled.

Posted by: artemis at July 15, 2020 08:54 PM (AwPyG)

543 David...Trump fired his campaign manager in August 2016. Guy's name was Manafort. Maybe you heard of him.
Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 15, 2020 08:53 PM (ja/kn)
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I was going to mention that.

What was it, like 6 weeks Manafort was at the head of the campaign?

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2020 08:54 PM (Eicbe)

544 Gimme Dat Ding

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNrmR6M1KtI


you know, the thing

Posted by: DB- just DB. Proud Free-facer! at July 15, 2020 08:54 PM (iTXRQ)

545 So Angela Davis told Russia Today that Biden is cool because he can be easily manipulated.

They should have interviewed Ace.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2020 08:55 PM (ptqGC)

546 Hi Ya Jane!!! How's the healing going?

Posted by: Tami at July 15, 2020 08:55 PM (cF8AT)

547 Brad Periscope is moving up however.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 15, 2020 08:55 PM (r+sAi)

548 Posted by: Tami at July 15, 2020 08:54 PM (cF8AT)


Good to see you. I miss your posts.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 15, 2020 08:55 PM (SKXSf)

549 I'm going to have a wait and see on Parscale. His main forte is information and I think we are going to see him in a much bigger media role.

Don Jr. has something up his sleeve.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2020 08:55 PM (Qhz2y)

550 As a lifelong Republican, it bothers me that Trump changed campaign managers. Therefore, I will be voting for the New Green Deal and reparations this year.

Posted by: jsg at July 15, 2020 08:56 PM (NtGMm)

551 Parscale is trash. His web design company profitted between 40-90 million since 2016 though. that's all the lackeys of Ivanka and her husband care about... making money off Trump's presidency.

Posted by: always ahead of the curve at July 15, 2020 08:56 PM (wwuka)

552 I was forced to submit to "implicit bias training" last November from this asshoe, who formerly served in the Obama Admin. It is quite the racket.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toQCvWpyJXI&t=3548s

Posted by: fly gal at July 15, 2020 08:56 PM (6CtMt)

553 I hadn't even learned how to pronounce "Parscale" yet and he's already out.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 15, 2020 08:56 PM (xPl2J)

554 I don't think we have an "Otter Chicken". Go with Otter Chicken.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 15, 2020 08:56 PM (r+sAi)

555 Trump fired several different sets if campaign managers in 2016. He wasn't afraid to shake things up if it wasn't going the way he wanted.

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at July 15, 2020 08:56 PM (gaFth)

556 convention in jeopardy? it sure seems like his campaign team is getting rolled.

Aren't you watching that exciting Democratic National Convention in Milwaukee right now?

Posted by: 🐧 at July 15, 2020 08:56 PM (C+evo)

557 549
So Angela Davis told Russia Today that Biden is cool because he can be easily manipulated.

Biden is the equivalent of the drugged John Gill in the Star Trek Nazi episode. They put him in front of a camera and feed him lines or just voice-over his lips.

Posted by: Mookie at July 15, 2020 08:56 PM (3vIkC)

558 I thought Parscale was good, no?

Posted by: Tami at July 15, 2020 08:56 PM (cF8AT)

559 Sure, David. You've convinced me. I'm going to vote for Biden now. We all are. Your work here is done.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2020 08:51 PM (oDRcK

I didn't even see the specific reasons, but yes, David, you've convinced me, as well, to vote for Biden. AND I am going to convince all my friends to do so, too!.
Thanks for all your excellent information and thoughts!

Posted by: LASue at July 15, 2020 08:57 PM (Ed8Zd)

560 As a lifelong Republican, it bothers me that Trump changed campaign managers. Therefore, I will be voting for the New Green Deal and reparations this year.
Posted by: jsg at July 15, 2020 08:56 PM (NtGMm)
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Not to mention open borders and catch-and-release violent criminals.

As well as single-family homes zoned out of existence.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2020 08:57 PM (Eicbe)

561 Tami! Check yer email. Laffs!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2020 08:57 PM (ptqGC)

562 @547....Axeman, to be honest, the polls had Trump trailing by 75 points or so in August 2016, so Trump was flailing.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 15, 2020 08:57 PM (ja/kn)

563 My husband is in late stage EOAD. I don't think anyone can really understand what it's like unless you're living it. He was the smartest, funniest man I've ever met and I can hardly remember how he once was. We'll be married 26 years in October and I wonder if he'll know me then.

Before this happened we were blissfully married and we thanked the Lord every day for bringing us together. It's an honor to care for him, he brought so much into my life, I could never repay him.

The worst part is the financial angle - what happens if I can no longer care for him at home? We'll have to use all our money until Medicaid takes over.

Sorry for being long-winded. I don't know what I'd do if I didn't have this place to go to every day. Even though I'm only a lurker, I feel like part of the Horde.

Posted by: Jeannebodine at July 15, 2020 08:57 PM (t1tHS)

564 Parscale was the data guy. You don't keep him in his best role unless you're serious about winning.

Posted by: t-bird at July 15, 2020 08:57 PM (JaLUs)

565 Good to see you. I miss your posts.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 15, 2020 08:55 PM (SKXSf)

Well thank you! That's kind of you.

I just need breaks from all the crap.

Posted by: Tami at July 15, 2020 08:58 PM (cF8AT)

566 Do fish assholes taste just like Otter Chicken?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 15, 2020 08:58 PM (GgR5u)

567 LOL, you don't fire your campaign manager if you're winning.

You don't fire your campaign manager if you're down a few points.

You fire your campaign manager if you're getting your ass kicked.
Posted by: DavidVenable at July 15, 2020 08:48 PM

LOL You also fire your campaign manager if he's doing a crap job.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 15, 2020 08:58 PM (/+bwe)

568 convention in jeopardy?
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I'll take Bullshit for $400, Alex.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2020 08:58 PM (Eicbe)

569

Where are all the White Chicks at?

Posted by: Surprise Anal Otter Chicken at July 15, 2020 08:58 PM (d6DSt)

570 No way in hell would I ever have made Parscale campaign manager. His work on the digital front needs to occupy his entire focus, 24/7. Given that I wouldn' yell at him if he stole my car, I suspect something else is up here.

Trying to make the Trump campaign look disorganized? I still have trouble believing such deception will convince anyone...

Posted by: trev006 at July 15, 2020 08:58 PM (O2y/K)

571
Brad Periscope is moving up however.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 15, 2020 08:55 PM (r+sAi)






I hear he has a lot of depth to him.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 15, 2020 08:58 PM (EGyGV)

572 547 David...Trump fired his campaign manager in August 2016. Guy's name was Manafort. Maybe you heard of him.
Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 15, 2020 08:53 PM (ja/kn)


Manafort had one job skill and he fullfilled it.
arranging the convention. It was no harm no foul until the press tried to use him as a foil.

Notice that just like Stones, he remained loyal.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 15, 2020 08:58 PM (SKXSf)

573 I thought Parscale was good, no?

***************

I always thought he was competent in a digital role, so I'm surprised he had evidently been promoted beyond that. Looks like it's back to basics for him.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Loving Science Sexually and Candace Owens But Mostly Candace Owens at July 15, 2020 08:59 PM (+dsLj)

574 {{{{Jeannebodine}}}}

many prayers

Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 15, 2020 08:59 PM (TOyHQ)

575 Don Jr. has something up his sleeve.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2020 08:55 PM (Qhz2y)


Perhaps its the "reason" that Gavin Newsome has such fever to take down Trump?

Posted by: LASue at July 15, 2020 08:59 PM (Ed8Zd)

576 I honestly don't understand why people get excited about a campaign change, happens all the time. And yes, by winners too.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 15, 2020 08:59 PM (r+sAi)

577 You can't fuckin beleive what they are calling this bullshit diveristy training: " Enduring Conversation"???

And get this they expect honesty? LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2020 08:59 PM (85Gof)

578 573

Where are all the White Chicks at?
Posted by: Surprise Anal Otter Chicken at July 15, 2020 08:58 PM (d6DSt)

------------------------------------

They're off being punctual, hard-working, family-oriented individuals, apparently...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 15, 2020 08:59 PM (CAJOC)

579 Lincoln replaced Generals too.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 15, 2020 08:59 PM (q1Pj5)

580 Prayers up for you and Mr. Jeannebodine.

Hang on to those good times and be glad you had them, come what may.

You'd be surprised just how many of the Horde are in the same situation.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 15, 2020 09:00 PM (HaL55)

581 I liked Parscale, but if he has the stench of Ivanka and her wispy spouse, he needs replacing.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2020 09:00 PM (ptqGC)

582 Prepare for "TRUMP CAMPAIGN IN CHAOS!"

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 15, 2020 09:00 PM (xPl2J)

583 Diversity Training but no Fire Fighting Training

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2020 09:00 PM (85Gof)

584 579 Don Jr. has something up his sleeve.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2020 08:55 PM (Qhz2y)

You know how those Trumps are.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 15, 2020 09:00 PM (SKXSf)

585 Was he wearing a Ten Gallon hat ?
Posted by: JT at July 15, 2020 08:49 PM (arJlL)
***********
No, but he evidently has my back and feels my pain.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 15, 2020 09:00 PM (wiXsO)

586 Dave Burge:
---
Imagine no blue checkmarks
It's easy if you try
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Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2020 09:00 PM (Eicbe)

587 Trump's campaign manager is not as important as his perception as America, fck yeah. So he would be better served to listen to Javanka less and his inner patriot more.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 15, 2020 09:00 PM (GgR5u)

588 LOL, you don't fire your campaign manager if you're winning.

You don't fire your campaign manager if you're down a few points.

You fire your campaign manager if you're getting your ass kicked.
Posted by: DavidVenable at July 15, 2020 08:48 PM

Hmmm. Remind me... When did Hillary fire her campaign manager?

Posted by: LASue at July 15, 2020 09:01 PM (Ed8Zd)

589


we march, praising this mighty meme

Posted by: DB- just DB. Proud Free-facer! at July 15, 2020 09:01 PM (iTXRQ)

590 Wikipedia is such a reliable source. After they talk about the new guy they say, ".President Donald Trump knows that he is sinking in the polls and most Americans was him out of the oval offfice."

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 15, 2020 09:01 PM (JKNZq)

591 If you support Trump's policies that lead to record low unemployment numbers for black people you're a racist.

Posted by: No one at July 15, 2020 09:01 PM (AeOB5)

592 580 I honestly don't understand why people get excited about a campaign change, happens all the time. And yes, by winners too.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 15, 2020 08:59 PM (r+sAi)

----------------------------

I suspect it's more often a clash of styles that causes campaign managers to go bye-bye.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 15, 2020 09:01 PM (CAJOC)

593 Jeannebodine, prayers for you and your family

Posted by: philippians at July 15, 2020 09:01 PM (FsgBK)

594 Hot dogs > fish assholes

Posted by: Jill Biden at July 15, 2020 09:01 PM (b5LwA)

595 tre006
Yes, it's a binary choice. And the trolls have to be worried, since the margin of victory for many trump endorsed candidates has been pretty impressive

Posted by: artemis at July 15, 2020 09:01 PM (AwPyG)

596 What's this about a Thing up Trump's sleeve?

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 15, 2020 09:01 PM (ja/kn)

597 hey only part of my comment posted
weird

Posted by: DB- just DB. Proud Free-facer! at July 15, 2020 09:02 PM (iTXRQ)

598 Posted by: Jeannebodine at July 15, 2020 08:57 PM (t1tHS)

That wasn't long winded, Jeanne. I'm glad you feel that you have a supportive place here and I hope that rough places are made as smooth as possible for you and your husband regarding this very, very difficult condition.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2020 09:02 PM (oDRcK)

599 You fire your campaign manager if you're getting your ass kicked.

I never knew that the definition of being "fired" was to move to another role within the same organization.

Guess what honey? I just got fired today, got a raise and a corner office!

Posted by: 🐧 at July 15, 2020 09:02 PM (C+evo)

600 Bill Stepien managed Chris Christie's gubernatorial campaigns.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 15, 2020 09:02 PM (xPl2J)

601 The artist formerly known as SMH @ 536, Don't go, we were going to make espresso. Stick around and one day you'll look up at the clock and say' Damn, it that really what time it is?'

Posted by: Eromero at July 15, 2020 09:02 PM (XhWtx)

602 I liked Parscale, but if he has the stench of Ivanka and her wispy spouse, he needs replacing.

**********

If that's the case it's another hopeful sign that Kushner doesn't have Trump's ear anymore.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Loving Science Sexually and Candace Owens But Mostly Candace Owens at July 15, 2020 09:02 PM (+dsLj)

603 Where are all the White Chicks at?

Posted by: Surprise Anal Otter Chicken at July 15, 2020 08:58 PM (d6DSt)

Warmly greeting their returning man wearing Saran Wrap and high heels.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 15, 2020 09:02 PM (q1Pj5)

604 -
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Eskimo Pie has been forced to change its name.





I love Eskimo Pie.



Posted by: Braenyard at July 15, 2020 08:46 PM (SKXSf)

It's been renamed as Native Alaskan Frozen Front Hole.


Posted by: Dreyer's at July 15, 2020 08:52 PM
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Honest LOL here.

Posted by: irright at July 15, 2020 09:02 PM (RVcmP)

605 Jeanne have you checked to see if he can get SSDI and Medicare? There are a lot of things that can get coverage.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at July 15, 2020 09:02 PM (w6A0l)

606 Welp, dashed in to comment, and back out.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2020 09:02 PM (ptqGC)

607 Prepare for "TRUMP CAMPAIGN IN CHAOS!"
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 15, 2020 09:00 PM (xPl2J)

Sounds like a repeat from campaign 2016.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2020 09:03 PM (oDRcK)

608 Hear that? We're usin' code names.

Posted by: Regular joe


This will be fun.

Posted by: Miklos, navajo-Hungarian Code Talker at July 15, 2020 09:03 PM (QzkSJ)

609 Parscale has always been the digital guy. The new guy actually was part of the White House political wing in 2016. But he worked on Chris Christies's campaign.

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 15, 2020 09:03 PM (JKNZq)

610 Guess what honey? I just got fired today, got a raise and a corner office!

Posted by: ?? at July 15, 2020 09:02 PM (C+evo)


Yup

Posted by: Braenyard at July 15, 2020 09:03 PM (SKXSf)

611 Sorry for being long-winded. I don't know what I'd do if I didn't have this place to go to every day. Even though I'm only a lurker, I feel like part of the Horde.
Posted by: Jeannebodine at July 15, 2020 08:57 PM

I'll add you and him to my prayers, Jeannebodine. At least he's got you.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 15, 2020 09:03 PM (/+bwe)

612 {{{Jane D'Oh}}}!!!

How are the foot and ankle?

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 15, 2020 09:03 PM (TdMsT)

613 never knew that the definition of being "fired" was to move to another role within the same organization.

Guess what honey? I just got fired today, got a raise and a corner office!

-

Hahaha

You literally just described every government office.

Also racism because it's easier to do that than get rid of the sleeping employee who doesn't know or care how to do his job.

Posted by: No one at July 15, 2020 09:03 PM (AeOB5)

614 Yes, it's a binary choice. And the trolls have to be worried, since the margin of victory for many trump endorsed candidates has been pretty impressive

Yeah, but you have to ask this question - did Trump endorse himself? I mean, if he didn't then yeah, he might just lose and by lose I mean win by only high single digit points margin.

Posted by: 🐧 at July 15, 2020 09:04 PM (C+evo)

615 You can't fuckin beleive what they are calling this bullshit diveristy training: " Enduring Conversation"???



And get this they expect honesty? LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2020 08:59 PM (85Gof)

Shared Healthcare Responsibility Payment

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 15, 2020 09:04 PM (q1Pj5)

616 My husband is in late stage EOAD. I don't think anyone can really understand what it's like unless you're living it. He was the smartest, funniest man I've ever met and I can hardly remember how he once was. We'll be married 26 years in October and I wonder if he'll know me then.

Before this happened we were blissfully married and we thanked the Lord every day for bringing us together. It's an honor to care for him, he brought so much into my life, I could never repay him.

The worst part is the financial angle - what happens if I can no longer care for him at home? We'll have to use all our money until Medicaid takes over.

Sorry for being long-winded. I don't know what I'd do if I didn't have this place to go to every day. Even though I'm only a lurker, I feel like part of the Horde.

Posted by: Jeannebodine at July 15, 2020 08:57 PM (t1tHS)

Prayers up Jeanne! What you wrote was a lovely tribute to him. And it was hardly long winded!

Posted by: Tami at July 15, 2020 09:04 PM (cF8AT)

617 Jeannebodine, I am so sorry, early onset is the worst. Hugs from my keyboard.

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at July 15, 2020 09:05 PM (gaFth)

618 Jeannebodine,

Prayers for you and your husband.

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 15, 2020 09:05 PM (JKNZq)

619 Posted by: Jeannebodine at July 15, 2020 08:57 PM (t1tHS

This is a truly supportive place. Trust me, I know.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 15, 2020 09:05 PM (lgiXo)

620 581 You can't fuckin beleive what they are calling this bullshit diveristy training: " Enduring Conversation"???

And get this they expect honesty? LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2020 08:59 PM (85Gof)

----------------------------

Be sure to ask when the lecture ends and the conversation begins.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 15, 2020 09:05 PM (CAJOC)

621 110 Five "things" and you got an automatic "F."

I thoughtlessly used "thing" once in an in-class essay. By B+ became a C+.

I never made that mistake again.
Posted by: zombie at July 15, 2020 07:33 PM (HEEq1)

My teacher had a similar rule about using 'it', instead of naming the item, person or concept.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 15, 2020 07:46 PM

Mine taught never to use "there is" or there are" at the beginning of a sentence or to end one with a participle.

Posted by: Moonbeam at July 15, 2020 09:06 PM (qe5CM)

622 I'll take Bullshit for $400, Alex.
Posted by: Axeman

If it's AtC, go for boobies.

Posted by: Miklos L'Observateur at July 15, 2020 09:06 PM (QzkSJ)

623 But nobody even knows what a participle is.

Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2020 09:06 PM (QLf0x)

624 Strangely, Chicken Pot Pie and American Pie are keeping their names.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 15, 2020 09:06 PM (r+sAi)

625 Jeannebodine, I am so sorry. Sending prayers your way for you and your husband.

Posted by: fly gal at July 15, 2020 09:06 PM (6CtMt)

626 @618
Heh!
Like many others here, I'm mainly worried about what fresh hell will be imposed upon us next.

Posted by: artemis at July 15, 2020 09:06 PM (AwPyG)

627
@547....Axeman, to be honest, the polls had Trump trailing by 75 points or so in August 2016, so Trump was flailing.
Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 15, 2020 08:57 PM (ja/kn)


https://tinyurl.com/yaoe8kaq

Posted by: LASue at July 15, 2020 09:07 PM (Ed8Zd)

628 It's still a long way to the election and who knows how many more things they'll throw at he wall hoping it sticks, but Trump is a terrible human being and all his supporters are racist, is not exactly a cutting edge argument.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2020 09:07 PM (oDRcK)

629 627 But nobody even knows what a participle is.
Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2020 09:06 PM (QLf0x)

But it's bad when they dangle!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at July 15, 2020 09:07 PM (w6A0l)

630 But nobody even knows what a participle is.

Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2020 09:06 PM (QLf0x)

Should be easy to spot. It dangles.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 15, 2020 09:07 PM (q1Pj5)

631 The campaign won't be fun until Bannon is back.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 15, 2020 09:07 PM (xPl2J)

632 Is Jerry Fallwell Jr. drunk?

Posted by: Unkaren at July 15, 2020 09:08 PM (vGJY7)

633 Mine taught never to use "there is" or there are" at the beginning of a sentence or to end one with a participle.


That is the sort of arrant nonsense up with which I shall not put.

Posted by: Winston Randolph Bandersnatch at July 15, 2020 09:08 PM (gd9RK)

634 627 But nobody even knows what a participle is.
Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2020 09:06 PM (QLf0x)

--------------------------------

I know what a participle is! He runs the school.

Participle Skinner and SuperNintendo Chalmers.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 15, 2020 09:08 PM (CAJOC)

635 620- Sorry for being long-winded. I don't know what I'd do if I didn't have this place to go to every day. Even though I'm only a lurker, I feel like part of the Horde.

Posted by: Jeannebodine at July 15, 2020 08:57 PM

God bless, Jeannebodine. You are doing the Lord's work.

Posted by: Moonbeam at July 15, 2020 09:08 PM (qe5CM)

636 But nobody even knows what a participle is.



He hates Triangle Man.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 15, 2020 09:08 PM (yQpMk)

637 I will be voting for the New Green Deal and reparations this year.

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Didja see they're asking for reparations in the quadrillions? Go big or go home.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 15, 2020 09:08 PM (+y/Ru)

638 They put him in front of a camera and feed him lines or just voice-over his lips.

Since the Democrats aren't raising as much local ad money as they would like, maybe they could just Clutch Cargo somebody else's lips onto Joe's face. All that Botox keeps him from making any facial expressions, so it ought to be easy to do.

Posted by: An Observation at July 15, 2020 09:09 PM (jyyTN)

639 Y'all may have seen this already but....

@ByronYork

The National Museum of African American History & Culture wants to make you aware of certain signs of whiteness: Individualism, hard work, objectivity, the nuclear family, progress, respect for authority, delayed gratification, more. (via @RpwWilliams)

https://tinyurl.com/yd62qnmk

Posted by: Tami at July 15, 2020 09:09 PM (cF8AT)

640 Sounds like a repeat from campaign 2016.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2020 09:03 PM (oDRcK)
---------------

He's losing big time.
Just like before.


Posted by: Braenyard at July 15, 2020 09:09 PM (SKXSf)

641 You can't fuckin beleive what they are calling this bullshit diveristy training: " Enduring Conversation"???



And get this they expect honesty? LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup

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And the resentment it will stoke is unfathomable, because nearly every white person in there will be unable to do anything more than think about the last couple of decades of low expectations and picking up the slack for so many of the people they're now supposed to be bowing down and worshipping.

Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 15, 2020 09:09 PM (Yodqd)

642 Everyone hates Triangle Man.

Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2020 09:09 PM (QLf0x)

643 I think Soros sends his idiots here to test out his new memes to see whether we scoff, or bite.

This one was a complete loser.

Posted by: LASue at July 15, 2020 09:10 PM (Ed8Zd)

644 640 But nobody even knows what a participle is.



He hates Triangle Man.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 15, 2020 09:08 PM (yQpMk)

---------------------------------

Only 'cause Triangle Man kicks his ass up and down the block!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 15, 2020 09:10 PM (CAJOC)

645 The National Museum of African American History & Culture wants to make you aware of certain signs of whiteness: Individualism, hard work, objectivity, the nuclear family, progress, respect for authority, delayed gratification, more. (via @RpwWilliams)

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Also hygiene.

No sh*t. It might've been NGU that posted that earlier.

Grooming is racist.

Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 15, 2020 09:10 PM (Yodqd)

646 @635
I don't know--Roger Stone is rumored to be coming back, and that would be mas fun!
so would Flynn. I would be epic

Posted by: artemis at July 15, 2020 09:10 PM (AwPyG)

647 632 It's still a long way to the election and who knows how many more things they'll throw at he wall hoping it sticks, but Trump is a terrible human being and all his supporters are racist, is not exactly a cutting edge argument.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2020 09:07 PM (oDRcK)


Hey, it worked against Romney and McCain...

Posted by: Splunge at July 15, 2020 09:10 PM (dOV9E)

648 You can't fuckin beleive what they are calling this bullshit diveristy training: " Enduring Conversation"???

And get this they expect honesty? LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2020 08:59 PM

Honesty? Ha! That's how my friend lost her teaching job more than 20 years in and too young to retire.

The only "enduring" part of the conversation will be that anything you say will be remembered forever.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 15, 2020 09:10 PM (/+bwe)

649 But nobody even knows what a participle is.

Posted by: eleven
=====
They're dangly, right?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 15, 2020 09:10 PM (8AONa)

650 Posted by: Jeannebodine at July 15, 2020 08:57 PM (t1tHS)

I'm so sorry. I keep telling my husband to get tested. His short term memory is awful but he can remember details from 50 years ago.. hell longer than that. I know with his mom it was fast.. less than 6 months. Prayers up for you dear.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 15, 2020 09:11 PM (dUJdY)

651

BLEVIDENT.

That is some funny shit. LOL.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at July 15, 2020 09:11 PM (lg/F7)

652 The conversation going on about how to do this diversity training is a clusterfuck of unbelievable protortions ...you would not believe it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2020 09:11 PM (85Gof)

653 637 Mine taught never to use "there is" or there are" at the beginning of a sentence or to end one with a participle.


That is the sort of arrant nonsense up with which I shall not put.
Posted by: Winston Randolph Bandersnatch at July 15, 2020 09:08 PM

That phrase crossed my mind many times when it seemed impossible to comply with the rules. She did make me a much better writer, so it wasn't all bad.

Posted by: Moonbeam at July 15, 2020 09:11 PM (qe5CM)

654 Didja see they're asking for reparations in the quadrillions? Go big or go home.

-

Asheville, NC has voted to give reparations to blacks.

Not directly, of course, but by building basketball courts and safe places to smoke meth. No, really. You know. Black people stuff.

Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 15, 2020 09:11 PM (Yodqd)

655 Thanks so much for the kind thoughts and prayers.

Unfortunately , being white, we saved and invested our money so we're gonna have to blow through it all if he goes into a facility which I know will happen. We set up a trust to try to protect out assets but we'll never make the 5 year look back from Medicaid. It's a drag being white.

Posted by: Jeannebodine at July 15, 2020 09:11 PM (t1tHS)

656 what about sub-atomic participles

Posted by: DB- just DB. Proud Free-facer! at July 15, 2020 09:11 PM (iTXRQ)

657 Don't get me started on gerunds.

Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2020 09:11 PM (QLf0x)

658 Posted by: Jeannebodine at July 15, 2020 08:57 PM


In sickness and in health

All the days of our lives.

You are a blessed wife.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 15, 2020 09:12 PM (q1Pj5)

659 A nice banana hammock can keep your participles from dangling

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 15, 2020 09:12 PM (lgiXo)

660 Diversity, White Guilt, etc. training is the number one reason why I retired last month.

Seriously, fuck that shit.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2020 09:12 PM (3H9h1)

661 At least they are not calling it Endearing Conversation.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 15, 2020 09:12 PM (SKXSf)

662 I can only imagine how bad diversity training is now. If I have to go through it again, I think I'll just call in sick. The "white privilege" forum in 1996 was bad enough

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2020 09:12 PM (oDRcK)

663 581 You can't fuckin beleive what they are calling this bullshit diveristy training: " Enduring Conversation"???

And get this they expect honesty? LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2020 08:59 PM (85Gof)


Apparently the trick to surviving diversity training is to not say a damn thing if you can help it. They will goad you, it's what they do. Do not, under any circumstances, take the bait. It's what they live for.

Posted by: Splunge at July 15, 2020 09:12 PM (dOV9E)

664 The National Museum of African American History & Culture wants to make you aware of certain signs of whiteness: Individualism, hard work, objectivity, the nuclear family, progress, respect for authority, delayed gratification, more. (via @RpwWilliams)

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I'm guessing they also believe they should have their own water fountains and restaurants.

Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 15, 2020 09:13 PM (Yodqd)

665 I once had someone tell me not to split infinitives and I had to go look up what that meant.

Posted by: artemis at July 15, 2020 09:13 PM (AwPyG)

666 Also hygiene.

No sh*t. It might've been NGU that posted that earlier.

Grooming is racist.
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 15, 2020 09:10 PM (Yodqd)

No not me. I am against tooth brushing

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2020 09:13 PM (85Gof)

667 Don't get me started on gerunds.


I just looked up participles and the stupid internet is claiming that they're gerunds except there's a difference.

I think ignorant twentysomethings are ruining our culture.

I shall abide by the Old Ways.

Posted by: Winston Randolph Bandersnatch at July 15, 2020 09:13 PM (gd9RK)

668 At least they are not calling it Endearing Conversation.

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2020 09:13 PM (oDRcK)

669 Is that a dangling participle, or are you just happy to see me?

Posted by: NaughtySchoolteacher at July 15, 2020 09:14 PM (/+bwe)

670 Infinitives are imaginary. You can never get there.

Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2020 09:14 PM (QLf0x)

671 Jeannebodine, I am walking down the very same road right now with all of the memories, all of the sadness and the same apprehension about the future. If you ever need a shoulder to cry on, I am here for you.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 15, 2020 09:14 PM (a4EWo)

672 No not me. I am against tooth brushing

--

Hahaha

Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 15, 2020 09:14 PM (Yodqd)

673 Apparently the trick to surviving diversity training is to not say a damn thing if you can help it. They will goad you, it's what they do. Do not, under any circumstances, take the bait. It's what they live for.
Posted by: Splunge at July 15, 2020 09:12 PM (dOV9E)

I Know. Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2020 09:14 PM (85Gof)

674 Strangely, Chicken Pot Pie and American Pie are keeping their names.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 15, 2020 09:06 PM (r+sAi)

Just for fun try and find the original lyrics to "Bake Dat Chicken Pie" by Arthur Collins and Byron Harlan.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 15, 2020 09:14 PM (Z+IKu)

675 Can you get credit for diversity training if you promise to bang a black hooker at twice her normal going rate?

Posted by: Robert at July 15, 2020 09:14 PM (5myrT)

676 PDT is always losing right up until he doesn't.

Kelly Anne ran a great campaign for him and she is still in the administration. Her campaign savy didn't go away overnight.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2020 09:15 PM (Qhz2y)

677 251 Ok, this time I mean it. Look at this cast interview for
2020 The Movie.
I'm not kidding.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5k3TwzTtCG0
****************

Hysterical!!!

Posted by: sassy at July 15, 2020 09:15 PM (tUGnI)

678 what about sub-atomic participles?


And participle super colliders.

Posted by: BifBewalski at July 15, 2020 09:15 PM (VcFUs)

679 Does anyone know who Bite Me's Campaign manager is ????????????

Posted by: James at July 15, 2020 09:15 PM (qM84C)

680 Apparently the trick to surviving diversity training is to not say a damn thing if you can help it. They will goad you, it's what they do. Do not, under any circumstances, take the bait. It's what they live for.
Posted by: Splunge at July 15, 2020 09:12 PM (dOV9E)

This.

Stare at the presenter with a poker face. Take notes.

Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 15, 2020 09:15 PM (TOyHQ)

681
He hates Triangle Man.


Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 15, 2020 09:08 PM (yQpMk)




Hey, all prepare yourself for the Rubberband Man


You never heard a sound like the Rubberband Man


You're bound to lose control


When the Rubberband starts to jam

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 15, 2020 09:15 PM (F6+yA)

682 Thank you all so very much - it means so much to me.

Posted by: Jeannebodine at July 15, 2020 09:15 PM (t1tHS)

683 Apparently the trick to surviving diversity training is to not say a damn thing if you can help it. They will goad you, it's what they do. Do not, under any circumstances, take the bait. It's what they live for.

-

Yep. Just sit through it quietly so you can get back to work and pick up their slack again after those same people f*ck up a project so badly that they're never asked to do anything difficult ever again.

Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 15, 2020 09:15 PM (Yodqd)

684 They should bring back diagramming sentences.

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 15, 2020 09:16 PM (JKNZq)

685 and I've said it before--they know their polling.
that last minute dash to Michigan put him over the top

Posted by: artemis at July 15, 2020 09:16 PM (AwPyG)

686 Apparently the trick to surviving diversity training is to not say a damn thing if you can help it. They will goad you, it's what they do. Do not, under any circumstances, take the bait. It's what they live for.
Posted by: Splunge at July 15, 2020 09:12 PM (dOV9E)

This.

Stare at the presenter with a poker face. Take notes.
Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 15, 2020 09:15 PM (TOyHQ)

Stare? Shit this is all virtual because of the covid. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2020 09:16 PM (85Gof)

687 633 627 But nobody even knows what a participle is.
Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2020 09:06 PM (QLf0x)

But it's bad when they dangle!
Posted by: Cheriebebe at July 15, 2020 09:07 PM

Sadly, I'm not sure that kids are even taught proper grammar today. My 10th grade english teacher spent the whole year on grammar, making us diagram sentences at the blackboard ad nauseam.

Posted by: Moonbeam at July 15, 2020 09:16 PM (qe5CM)

688 But don't immediately rule out that they're just a stupid, argumentative asshole.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo



That's a given.

Life is all about wearing the appropriate mask while dealing with dipshits.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 15, 2020 09:16 PM (BM2fS)

689 That is the sort of arrant nonsense up with which I shall not put.
Posted by: Winston Randolph Bandersnatch


But tomorrow, I shall be indisputably hungover.

Posted by: Winston Miklos Churchill at July 15, 2020 09:16 PM (QzkSJ)

690 Posted by: Winston Randolph Bandersnatch at July 15, 2020 09:13 PM (gd9RK)

To me, gerunds sound racisty and Germanic and thus Hitlerian and are thus proof that #OrangeManBad!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -I need a mission statement!- at July 15, 2020 09:16 PM (eTZoJ)

691 Unfortunately , being white, we saved and invested our money so we're gonna have to blow through it all if he goes into a facility which I know will happen.
============================
Continue lurking, please.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at July 15, 2020 09:16 PM (7Fj9P)

692 They should bring back diagramming sentences.
Posted by: notsothoreau



I need to see you in my office.

Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2020 09:17 PM (QLf0x)

693 627 But nobody even knows what a participle is.
Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2020 09:06 PM (QLf0x)


I could call myself the dangling participle. Considering....

Posted by: The artist formerly known (for 1 day) as smh at July 15, 2020 09:17 PM (BRkq2)

694 688 They should bring back diagramming sentences.
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 15, 2020 09:16 PM

See me at the blackboard!

Posted by: Moonbeam at July 15, 2020 09:17 PM (qe5CM)

695 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=An2BljIcD2w

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 15, 2020 09:17 PM (ejsiI)

696 the bright side to diversity training is that everybody hates it, and so when you go have a drink and make fun of the presenter its a bonding experience.

Posted by: artemis at July 15, 2020 09:17 PM (AwPyG)

697 Posted by: Moonbeam at July 15, 2020 09:16 PM (qe5CM)

I'll have you know my grammar was a really nice lady!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -I need a mission statement!- at July 15, 2020 09:17 PM (eTZoJ)

698 I think Trump is pimping the Demoncrats and the Media..........

Probably a trap set and of course they and the Media will swallow hook, line, and sinker....

So really, Trump's base is going to abandon him for this and vote foe Bite me ?????

Posted by: James at July 15, 2020 09:17 PM (qM84C)

699 Well, he could not be talking about the Preamble to the Constitution. There's no such thing.

Posted by: Rachel Maddow, Rhodes Scholar at July 15, 2020 09:18 PM (pbStR)

700

Does anyone know who Bite Me's Campaign manager is ????????????
Posted by: James at July 15, 2020 09:15 PM (qM84C)

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From the looks of it, I would say it's Otis Sistrunk.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at July 15, 2020 09:18 PM (lg/F7)

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 15, 2020 09:18 PM (QMwOT)

702 Don't get me started on gerunds.



I hear they got congugatin' goin' on up theah

Posted by: Sen. Fritz "Miklos" Hollings at July 15, 2020 09:18 PM (QzkSJ)

703 Kilmede in for Tucker, WTF Fox?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 15, 2020 09:19 PM (aOdFB)

704 So if I boink a Woman of Color that makes me Not a Racist ???? Correct ????

Posted by: James at July 15, 2020 09:19 PM (qM84C)

705 Nice remix. And she's pretty cute.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at July 15, 2020 09:19 PM (hVARR)

706 680- Kelly Anne ran a great campaign for him and she is still in the administration. Her campaign savy didn't go away overnight.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2020 09:15 PM

Slightly tangential, but what is up with her daughter? Is she a little nuts?

Posted by: Moonbeam at July 15, 2020 09:19 PM (qe5CM)

707 I'll say it again: I'm pleased that RADM Jackson won the Republican primary to represent TX-13 in the HR. Better than that lobbyist Mr. Winegarter, or however the hell his name is spelled. Mac Thornberry has overstayed his welcome and he should have retired back in the early 2000s. Now that he is retiring, I am sure he is looking forward to going back home to DC.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 15, 2020 09:19 PM (ejsiI)

708 They've completely dropped most grammar from the curriculum.


So those not privileged enough to learn it at home never get the chance.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 15, 2020 09:19 PM (nRWPy)

709 what about sub-atomic participles?
And participle super colliders.
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 15, 2020 09:15 PM (VcFUs)


Weren't the Founders men of participle?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -I need a mission statement!- at July 15, 2020 09:20 PM (eTZoJ)

710 Posted by: Moonbeam at July 15, 2020 09:16 PM (qe5CM)

I'll have you know my grammar was a really nice lady!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

Same as my Mau Mau

Posted by: Barry of the Luo People at July 15, 2020 09:20 PM (QzkSJ)

711 From the looks of it, I would say it's Otis Sistrunk.





Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at July 15, 2020 09:18 PM (lg/F7)

Otis! My man!!

Posted by: Boone at July 15, 2020 09:21 PM (q1Pj5)

712 No grammar, no cursive, no civics.they learn more about Indian tribes than the Founding Fathers

Posted by: artemis at July 15, 2020 09:21 PM (AwPyG)

713 the bright side to diversity training is that everybody hates it, and so when you go have a drink and make fun of the presenter its a bonding experience.
Posted by: artemis at July 15, 2020 09:17 PM (AwPyG)


Not this time, they are surrendering to blm and the left and anyone who protests is putting his career in jeopardy

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2020 09:21 PM (85Gof)

714 708 So if I boink a Woman of Color that makes me Not a Racist ???? Correct ????
Posted by: James at July 15, 2020 09:19 PM (qM84C)

Cultural appropriation, for which you WILL be arrested.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 15, 2020 09:21 PM (ejsiI)

715 I'll take the ablative for $500, Alex

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2020 09:21 PM (Qhz2y)

716 Slightly tangential, but what is up with her daughter? Is she a little nuts?
Posted by: Moonbeam at July 15, 2020 09:19 PM (qe5CM)
---------

No idea but her great rack portends a big future

Posted by: Democracy Dies In Darkness, and drowning in money at July 15, 2020 09:21 PM (NVYyb)

717 708 So if I boink a Woman of Color that makes me Not a Racist ???? Correct ????
Posted by: James at July 15, 2020 09:19 PM (qM84C)


Hmm...

*Types


*Deletes

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -I need a mission statement!- at July 15, 2020 09:21 PM (eTZoJ)

718 So really, Trump's base is going to abandon him for this and vote foe Bite me ?????

Posted by: James at July 15, 2020 09:17 PM (qM84C)


As a life long Republican, I want the police defunded and all the democrat controlled cities burnt to the ground.
Seriously. I'm not joking about these rat bastards getting everything they deserve.

Posted by: Imp of the Perverse at July 15, 2020 09:21 PM (2N7oZ)

719 Is she a little nuts?


She came from little nuts.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 15, 2020 09:22 PM (nRWPy)

720 Stare? Shit this is all virtual because of the covid. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2020 09:16 PM (85Gof)

oh, in that case, just watch a movie with a single headphone on your phone just to the side of your screen

Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 15, 2020 09:22 PM (TOyHQ)

721 When I was a lad in Eugene Oregon, we had one of those green metal boxes planted at the edge of our yard near the street that housed some of the neighborhood electrical whatchamacallits, which was tall enough to sit on top of.

Being 11 to 14 year old geniuses, me and my brother and friends naturally called it "The Green Thing", and it was universally recognized as "Home" for tag, a great place to snap off a curl route when playing football in the street (drawn up in the palm of the QB's hand, of course) and as the Place To Meet For Important Meetings And Shit.

Heh. I'll bet if I called friends I've not talked to in 40 years and said "Meet you at The Green Thing in Ten", they'd know exactly what I was talking about.

Ahhhhh, where the fuck did my life go?

Posted by: Sharkman at July 15, 2020 09:22 PM (BM2fS)

722 677 Apparently the trick to surviving diversity training is to not say a damn thing if you can help it. They will goad you, it's what they do. Do not, under any circumstances, take the bait. It's what they live for.
Posted by: Splunge at July 15, 2020 09:12 PM (dOV9E)

I Know. Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2020 09:14 PM (85Gof)

Actually, farting a lot is a great commentary that can be explained by the burrito you had for lunch/dinner.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 15, 2020 09:22 PM (QMwOT)

723 I fear our otherwise comfortable world is and will inevitably fall apart.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 15, 2020 09:22 PM (+oVP5)

724 Went to the store today...sans mask. At the door they ask to PLEASE wear one, and I dare anyone to say something about it. (Especially given some battles I am currently fighting on the medical front, which is reason enough for me not to wear one.)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 15, 2020 09:23 PM (ejsiI)

725 So really, Trump's base is going to abandon him for this and vote foe Bite me ?????

Posted by: James at July 15, 2020 09:17 PM (qM84C)


And all the wine moms that didn't vote for him will not vote for him again.
And all the hippies and druggies that didn't vote for him will not vote for him again.

But
More from the questioning middle will
More from the black community will
More from the hispanic community will

Posted by: Braenyard at July 15, 2020 09:23 PM (SKXSf)

726 674
Infinitives are imaginary. You can never get there.

Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2020 09:14 PM (QLf0x)


Chuck Norris counted to infinitive. Twice.

Posted by: Mookie at July 15, 2020 09:23 PM (3vIkC)

727 Apparently Good times.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 15, 2020 07:41 PM (BM2fS)


Posted by: Apparently, Robert is an asshole



Sharkman, who is also named Robert, provides a well-deserved *fist bump*

Posted by: Sharkman at July 15, 2020 09:23 PM (BM2fS)

728 They should bring back diagramming sentences.

Posted by: notsothoreau
=====
6th grade Catholic School. Sister Marie Julie. First day, we noticed a poster above the blackboard with a bunch of lines at weird angles. And words like "preposition and "adverb"
*shudders*
But no emotional scars. No sir-ee.




Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 15, 2020 09:24 PM (8AONa)

729 683 Does anyone know who Bite Me's Campaign manager is ????????????
Posted by: James at July 15, 2020 09:15 PM (qM84C)


The Great Gazoo! The little green guy floating above my shoulder - why does everyone say they can't see him, he's right there!

Posted by: I'm Joe Biden and I massage this approval at July 15, 2020 09:24 PM (Izzlo)

730 Stare? Shit this is all virtual because of the covid. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2020 09:16 PM (85Gof)

oh, in that case, just watch a movie with a single headphone on your phone just to the side of your screen
Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 15, 2020 09:22 PM (TOyHQ)

Oh yeah, get this, and i am not kidding...you have to get the teleconference password during the training and report that up your chain of command to get credit, so you have to listen

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2020 09:24 PM (85Gof)

731 Actually, farting a lot is a great commentary that can be explained by the burrito you had for lunch/dinner.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 15, 2020 09:22 PM (QMwOT)

If you have to fart, fart! You will feel much better for it.

Posted by: Mao at July 15, 2020 09:24 PM (ejsiI)

732
'Demolition Man' on AMC. One of the more prescient movies of the era.
Plus a high body count and lots of explosions. What's not to love?


Posted by: Mookie at July 15, 2020 08:24 PM (3vIkC)

======================
Bathroom shells.

Posted by: mrp at July 15, 2020 09:24 PM (Pqytn)

733 No grammar, no cursive, no civics.they learn more about Indian tribes than the Founding Fathers


In college, my son was required to take a course either on wkmen, blacks, or Indians. He chose Indians. Came out a big fan of Andrew Jackson. I dont think that was the goal of that exercise, but he is my kid, so...

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 15, 2020 09:24 PM (nRWPy)

734 I just got here so I'm not a whitey, right???

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at July 15, 2020 09:24 PM (UUBmN)

735 >>Actually, farting a lot is a great commentary
Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 15, 2020 09:22 PM (QMwOT)

Flatten the curve.

Posted by: Zod at July 15, 2020 09:24 PM (XzT/D)

736 NGU
You are in enemy territory. Head on a swivel, and make a Mathis plan.

Posted by: artemis at July 15, 2020 09:24 PM (AwPyG)

737 you have to get the teleconference password during the training and report that up your chain of command to get credit, so you have to listen
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2020 09:24 PM (85Gof)

It's like they're on to us...
just listen with one ear!

Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 15, 2020 09:25 PM (TOyHQ)

738 Before we get started... let me have a little sniff...

Posted by: Sniffer & Chief at July 15, 2020 09:25 PM (OJ84k)

739 Biden's right. Arizona is an important city.

Posted by: Splunge at July 15, 2020 09:25 PM (dOV9E)

740 Unfortunately , being white, we saved and invested our money so we're gonna have to blow through it all if he goes into a facility which I know will happen.

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Yep. It sucks to know that my life of careful budgeting, reasonable living, and saving for retirement will eventually put me in the same nursing home as Jim down the street who bought a new car every year, took $10K vacations almost as often, and never owned a single thing.

I'm beginning to realize that I'm the sucker.

Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 15, 2020 09:25 PM (Yodqd)

741 Does anyone know who Bite Me's Campaign manager is ????????????
Posted by: James at July 15, 2020 09:15 PM (qM84C)

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From the looks of it, I would say it's Otis Sistrunk.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at July 15, 2020


I'm pretty sure its Ernest T. Bass.

Posted by: LASue at July 15, 2020 09:25 PM (Ed8Zd)

742 Brad Parscale demoted & Bill Stepien campaign Manager for PDT

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 15, 2020 09:26 PM (1Dmt5)

743 Interesting treatment information in COVID in Texas from Dr. Richard Bartlett.

Apparently he is having 100% success in his patients he is treating with a nebulized steroid used ordinarily in inhalers to treat asthma.

It a long video, but he hits the key points in the first 10 minutes.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eDSDdwN2Xcg

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 15, 2020 09:26 PM (YA914)

744 Participles? Mama Eromero used to make those in the summertime in an icetray.

Posted by: Eromero at July 15, 2020 09:26 PM (XhWtx)

745
oh, in that case, just watch a movie with a single headphone on your phone just to the side of your screen
Posted by: vmom 2020


This is how I worked from home during my forced non-covid having quarantine.

Posted by: BifBewalski at July 15, 2020 09:26 PM (VcFUs)

746 No grammar, no cursive, no civics.they learn more about Indian tribes than the Founding Fathers
Posted by: artemis at July 15, 2020 09:21 PM (AwPyG)


Objection 1: The Indians were here first,and given enough time they would have invented the wheel.

Objection b: The correct non-patriarchal terminology should be the Founding Xathers!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -I need a mission statement!- at July 15, 2020 09:26 PM (eTZoJ)

747 Joe Biden is the trump card for those who think Trump is a cray cray prez.

Posted by: logprof at July 15, 2020 09:26 PM (oZuI0)

748 674 Infinitives are imaginary. You can never get there.
Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2020 09:14 PM

Hey, infinitive, if you're going to take that loser attitude, why don't you just split?

Posted by: Moonbeam at July 15, 2020 09:26 PM (qe5CM)

749 725 When I was a lad in Eugene Oregon, we had one of those green metal boxes planted at the edge of our yard near the street that housed some of the neighborhood electrical whatchamacallits, which was tall enough to sit on top of.

Being 11 to 14 year old geniuses, me and my brother and friends naturally called it "The Green Thing", and it was universally recognized as "Home" for tag, a great place to snap off a curl route when playing football in the street (drawn up in the palm of the QB's hand, of course) and as the Place To Meet For Important Meetings And Shit.

Heh. I'll bet if I called friends I've not talked to in 40 years and said "Meet you at The Green Thing in Ten", they'd know exactly what I was talking about.

Ahhhhh, where the fuck did my life go?
Posted by: Sharkman at July 15, 2020 09:22 PM (BM2fS)

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Check the Green Thing. Maybe it's there.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 15, 2020 09:26 PM (CAJOC)

750 Braenyard, I think so too.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2020 09:27 PM (Qhz2y)

751 "The Enduring Conversation"...was that the second or third Steely Dan album?

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 15, 2020 09:27 PM (ja/kn)

752 Off I go.

Tomorrow is July 16. A great day for American science. Put your flags out, especially starting at 0530 MDT.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 15, 2020 09:27 PM (ejsiI)

753 calling BS on Objection 1: The Indians were here first,and given enough time they would have invented the wheel.

Posted by: The Gods Must Be Crazy at July 15, 2020 09:27 PM (OJ84k)

754 I'll take the ablative for $500, Alex
Posted by: Ben Had

"The ablative absolute is your friend"

-things my Latin teacher actually said


Also, there is no word for "ablative" in Welsh because (maybe) there is no ablative in Welsh

Posted by: Miklos, cunning linguist at July 15, 2020 09:27 PM (QzkSJ)

755 No grammar, no cursive, no civics.they learn more about Indian tribes than the Founding Fathers


I teach a filthy foreign gutter language. I'm new to it, it's a late career move. At my first parent-teacher night I remarked that the whole notion of grammar seemed to have been overlooked in English.

A parent came up to me afterwards and said I'm a teacher, here's something you should know, that whole subject-verb agreement thing went out of fashion.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2020 09:27 PM (gd9RK)

756 - --
Oh yeah, get this, and i am not kidding...you have
to get the teleconference password during the training and report that
up your chain of command to get credit, so you have to listen

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2020 09:24 PM
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Record it.

Posted by: irright at July 15, 2020 09:28 PM (RVcmP)

757 It's been slow this week so I've been watching Call the Midwife on Netflix while "working".

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at July 15, 2020 09:28 PM (UUBmN)

758 740 NGU
You are in enemy territory. Head on a swivel, and make a Mathis plan.
Posted by: artemis at July 15, 2020 09:24 PM (AwPyG)

Johnny or Curtis?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 15, 2020 09:28 PM (NWiLs)

759 Oh yeah, get this, and i am not kidding...you have to get the teleconference password during the training and report that up your chain of command to get credit, so you have to listen
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2020 09:24 PM (85Gof)


You being an officer - you got honor and integrity and shit. Blah.

Now - we junior enlisted would just pick one guy to take one for the team. So he pays attention, gives everybody else the secret word, and doesn't pay for his twelve pack at the PX that night.

Problem solved.

Posted by: Can't Believe What I'm Seeing at July 15, 2020 09:28 PM (APSEi)

760 >>>No grammar, no cursive, no civics.they learn more about Indian tribes than the Founding Fathers<<<<

And that is why I am in favor of keeping the schools closed.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at July 15, 2020 09:28 PM (3DZIZ)

761 Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2020 09:24 PM (85Gof)

Dude, two monitors and subtitles.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -I need a mission statement!- at July 15, 2020 09:29 PM (eTZoJ)

762 vmom is very cagey. I will have to try her technique

Posted by: artemis at July 15, 2020 09:29 PM (AwPyG)

763 I dumped it.

Posted by: Notflix at July 15, 2020 09:29 PM (OJ84k)

764 You being an officer - you got honor and integrity and shit. Blah.

Now - we junior enlisted would just pick one guy to take one for the team. So he pays attention, gives everybody else the secret word, and doesn't pay for his twelve pack at the PX that night.

Problem solved.
Posted by: Can't Believe What I'm Seeing at July 15, 2020 09:28 PM (APSEi)

And me being a good Officer would tell my enlisted, do what you do, but I don't want to hear about it.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2020 09:30 PM (85Gof)

765 Objection 1: The Indians were here first,and given enough time they would have invented the wheel.

As currency.

Posted by: t-bird at July 15, 2020 09:30 PM (ELgVT)

766 633 627 But nobody even knows what a participle is.
Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2020 09:06 PM (QLf0x)

But it's bad when they dangle!
Posted by: Cheriebebe at July 15, 2020 09:07 PM (w6A0l)


Sure, this is why I always wear briefs, or that genius invention, boxer briefs.

Posted by: Splunge at July 15, 2020 09:30 PM (dOV9E)

767 True story...

During sexual harassment training I was asked the following question by the presenter; "You are at a party, a co-worker's wife is being sexually aggressive. What would you do?"

My answer, no shit; "Well, what does she look like?"

I had to re-take the training. But was a hero for a day.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2020 09:30 PM (3H9h1)

768 Was he wearing a Ten Gallon hat ?
Posted by: JT at July 15, 2020 08:49 PM (arJlL)
***********
No, but he evidently has my back and feels my pain.
Posted by: redridinghood

Don't let him near enough to feel your anything !

Posted by: JT at July 15, 2020 09:30 PM (arJlL)

769 oops Mattis. Hope he didn't take offense, he's one mean-looking dude

Posted by: artemis at July 15, 2020 09:30 PM (AwPyG)

770 No grammar, no cursive, no civics.they learn more about Indian tribes than the Founding Fathers


Posted by: artemis at July 15, 2020 09:21 PM (AwPyG)

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George Washington and his Indian allies started the French and Indian War. One of his indigenous pals tomahawked a French officer after the French officer surrendered, and then the shit hit the fan.

Posted by: mrp at July 15, 2020 09:30 PM (Pqytn)

771 Gun up.


It's going to happen quickly.

Posted by: Last Days of the Republic. at July 15, 2020 09:31 PM (EiNjl)

772 Miklos, Welsh is just so superlative.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2020 09:31 PM (Qhz2y)

773 Moonbeam-

You're alive !

Posted by: JT at July 15, 2020 09:31 PM (arJlL)

774 you have to get the teleconference password during the training and report that up your chain of command to get credit, so you have to listen
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Just promise a 4 day pass to the first E7 to get the password to you.

Posted by: BifBewalski at July 15, 2020 09:32 PM (VcFUs)

775 A parent came up to me afterwards and said I'm a teacher, here's something you should know, that whole subject-verb agreement thing went out of fashion.
Posted by: Bandersnatch


FUN FACT


English uses old German grammar, with +/- 70 % Latin vocabulary.

German uses modified Latin grammar with +/-80 % German vocabulary.

Verklempt!

Posted by: Miklos, pretty sure again at July 15, 2020 09:32 PM (QzkSJ)

776 No grammar, no cursive, no civics
No phones, no lights, no motorcars....

Posted by: Mookie at July 15, 2020 09:32 PM (3vIkC)

777 757 calling BS on Objection 1: The Indians were here first,and given enough time they would have invented the wheel.

Posted by: The Gods Must Be Crazy at July 15, 2020 09:27 PM (OJ84k)


"Enough" is a very flexible term, especially when you have no concept of time!

Dayum, Chief Two Dogs, it is getting cold, maybe we should drag all our gear on sticks and go somewhere else warmer?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -I need a mission statement!- at July 15, 2020 09:33 PM (eTZoJ)

778 I would be over the moon if I were in high school and this Wu-flu broke out. And back then I did not even have the benefit of the 'Net, just books, TV, and NES.

Fuck, I had to school my teachers in 3rd and 5th grades.

Posted by: logprof at July 15, 2020 09:33 PM (oZuI0)

779 This diversity training is all about Saint floyd and "systemic" racism, what ever the fuck that is

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2020 09:33 PM (85Gof)

780 >you have to get the teleconference password during the training and report that up your chain of command to get credit, so you have to listen


is the password unique for each participant ?

Posted by: DB- just DB. Proud Free-facer! at July 15, 2020 09:33 PM (iTXRQ)

781 But nobody even knows what a participle is.

I learned all my English grammar by learning German. It never made sense before. "Linking verbs", sheesh-
who cares!

Posted by: t-bird at July 15, 2020 09:33 PM (pbStR)

782 And me being a good Officer would tell my enlisted, do what you do, but I don't want to hear about it.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2020 09:30 PM (85Gof)


This is correct.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2020 09:34 PM (b5LwA)

783 Trump is playing the press again. Brad Parscale is "out" as campaign manager, and "moved" to another position.

I've never gotten over the fact that Trump fooled the entire press corps over who his campaign manager was in 2016, and they have never, as far as I know, even commented on that fact.

Posted by: Splunge at July 15, 2020 09:34 PM (dOV9E)

784 Thank You Falettinme Be Mice Elf Agin

Posted by: Sly and the Family Rock at July 15, 2020 09:34 PM (sGotD)

785 This diversity training is all about Saint floyd and "systemic" racism, what ever the fuck that is
Posted by: Nevergiveup


ugggh
must be infuriating

Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 15, 2020 09:34 PM (TOyHQ)

786 Does the Navy have anything like the E-4 Mafia in the Army?

Posted by: SMH at July 15, 2020 09:34 PM (RU4sa)

787 A parent came up to me afterwards and said I'm a teacher, here's something you should know, that whole subject-verb agreement thing went out of fashion.

Posted by: Bandersnatch

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It's my understanding that ain't nobody got no time for none of that up in here.

Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 15, 2020 09:34 PM (Yodqd)

788 is the password unique for each participant ?
Posted by: DB- just DB. Proud Free-facer! at July 15, 2020 09:33 PM (iTXRQ)


What military were you in ? The one I was in would never keep some shit like that straight.

Posted by: Can't Believe What I'm Seeing at July 15, 2020 09:35 PM (APSEi)

789 True story...

During sexual harassment training I was asked the following question by the presenter; "You are at a party, a co-worker's wife is being sexually aggressive. What would you do?"

My answer, no shit; "Well, what does she look like?"

I had to re-take the training. But was a hero for a day.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2020 09:30 PM (3H9h1)

Option 2: "EXCUSE ME! Whose wife are you accusing of being an adulterous slut?!?"

Posted by: LASue at July 15, 2020 09:35 PM (Ed8Zd)

790 I think the Incas had the wheel. The problem for the Indians was the lack of draft animals. No horses or oxen.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 15, 2020 09:35 PM (yQpMk)

791 769 Objection 1: The Indians were here first,and given enough time they would have invented the wheel.
As currency.
Posted by: t-bird at July 15, 2020 09:30 PM (ELgVT)


Why didn't I think of that?

We could have kept Manhattan and been wheeling and dealing as a financial center!

Posted by: Chief Two Dogs at July 15, 2020 09:35 PM (eTZoJ)

792 is the password unique for each participant ?
Posted by: DB- just DB. Proud Free-facer! at July 15, 2020 09:33 PM (iTXRQ)

For each session.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2020 09:35 PM (85Gof)

793 This diversity training is all about Saint floyd and "systemic" racism, what ever the fuck that is

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2020 09:33 PM (85Gof)

It's systematic! Hydromatic! Why, it's Greased Lightning!

Posted by: Boone at July 15, 2020 09:35 PM (q1Pj5)

794 And me being a good Officer would tell my enlisted, do what you do, but I don't want to hear about it.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2020 09:30 PM (85Gof)

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You forgot to add the last words "You know the drill."


Posted by: mrp at July 15, 2020 09:36 PM (Pqytn)

795 NGU @ 768- I retired 24 years ago and am so happy I'm not going through diversity training in the Navy. Work is bad enough and mostly in the form of internet 'training', some of which you can just mark 'complete' and let the hair go with the hide. So to speak.

Posted by: Eromero at July 15, 2020 09:36 PM (XhWtx)

796 777 Moonbeam-

You're alive !
Posted by: JT at July 15, 2020 09:31 PM

I've been called a grammar Nazi more than once in my life...I have that teacher to thank for that!

BTW- getting ready to start "Big Trouble". I think that was your recommendation a few Sundays ago?

Posted by: Moonbeam at July 15, 2020 09:36 PM (qe5CM)

797 My answer, no shit; "Well, what does she look like?"

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Ah, the female sexual harassment measurement device. Well played.

Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 15, 2020 09:36 PM (Yodqd)

798 Miklos, Welsh is just so superlative.
Posted by: Ben Had




This fact is imperative!

Posted by: Miklosywylleargon at July 15, 2020 09:36 PM (QzkSJ)

799 771 True story...
During sexual harassment training I was asked the following question by the presenter; "You are at a party, a co-worker's wife is being sexually aggressive. What would you do?"
My answer, no shit; "Well, what does she look like?"
I had to re-take the training. But was a hero for a day.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2020 09:30 PM (3H9h1)


There should be some sort of medal for this.

Posted by: Splunge at July 15, 2020 09:36 PM (dOV9E)

800 You can't fuckin beleive what they are calling this bullshit diveristy training: " Enduring Conversation"???
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Because it never ends.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2020 09:36 PM (Eicbe)

801 No grammar, no cursive, no civics
No phones, no lights, no motorcars....


Posted by: Mookie at July 15, 2020 09:32 PM (3vIkC)


Like Robinson Crusoe. It's primitive as can be

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 15, 2020 09:36 PM (F6+yA)

802 I was at a deposition once where a 6th grade teacher had to figure out 10% of 60, and got it wrong.

Posted by: artemis at July 15, 2020 09:36 PM (AwPyG)

803
I liked Parscale, but if he has the stench of Ivanka and her wispy spouse, he needs replacing.









Personally, I wouldn't mind being covered in Ivanka stench, IYKWIM. But I'm a Moron, so that follows...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 15, 2020 09:37 PM (EGyGV)

804 >>"You are at a party, a co-worker's wife is being sexually aggressive. What would you do?"

Hire her.

Posted by: Huggy Bear at July 15, 2020 09:37 PM (XzT/D)

805 I got a lot of my knowledge from the F&W Encyclopedias sold in the supermarket. First volumes included the world atlas and the two-volume dictionary.

Thanks to those dictionaries, I was probably the only middle schooler in town who knew what a "collateral adjective" was.

Posted by: logprof at July 15, 2020 09:38 PM (oZuI0)

806 759 No grammar, no cursive, no civics.they learn more about Indian tribes than the Founding Fathers


I teach a filthy foreign gutter language. I'm new to it, it's a late career move. At my first parent-teacher night I remarked that the whole notion of grammar seemed to have been overlooked in English.

A parent came up to me afterwards and said I'm a teacher, here's something you should know, that whole subject-verb agreement thing went out of fashion.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2020 09:27 PM

That parent was an asshole. Subject-verb agreement is an elementary level skill that students need to know. Giving up on teaching it is damned lazy.

I had a remedial 8th grade class doing SAT practices and guess what they got wrong? Pronouns-antecedent agreement.

Evidently, the good colleges that require SAT or ACT didn't get the memo that grammar doesn't matter. So my write-like-ya-talk students had to learn that when the sentence says "The boy took ___ backpack to school." the correct answer is "his," not "their." Little minds blown!

I also taught them how to correctly write nonsexist sentences in which subjects, verbs, and pronouns agreed. So they can write grammatically-correct sentences that fly under the radar of the PC jerks.

Posted by: NaughtySchoolteacher at July 15, 2020 09:38 PM (/+bwe)

807 -
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You can't fuckin beleive what they are calling this bullshit diveristy training: " Enduring Conversation"???

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Because it never ends.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2020 09:36 PM
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And you must endure it to keep your job.

Posted by: irright at July 15, 2020 09:38 PM (RVcmP)

808 790 Does the Navy have anything like the E-4 Mafia in the Army?
Posted by: SMH at July 15, 2020 09:34 PM (RU4sa)


Or WOPA, the warrant officer protection agency. also known as the warrant office liberation front or WOLF.

Posted by: BifBewalski at July 15, 2020 09:38 PM (VcFUs)

809 OT: Today, in our tiny semi-rural town in central Ohio, there was a sign that read "Pizzagate Save the Kids." It was located outside of a strip mall. By afternoon, it was gone. Thoughts?
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 15, 2020 07:54 PM (ZCiJZ)

I'm seriously late to this thread, and that wasn't me, but I'm kind of tempted to put some of those up myself.

My thoughts: who the hell removed it, and why?

Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at July 15, 2020 09:38 PM (OX9vb)

810 I'll be Timon the thread killer but that was fucking hilarious.

Also, after 3 months of "working as a consultant" I have my first job interview tomorrow. Wish me luck.

Posted by: Timon at July 15, 2020 09:39 PM (dKm4U)

811 I was at a deposition once where a 6th grade teacher had to figure out 10% of 60, and got it wrong.
Posted by: artemis

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Understandable. They only do the 'gozintas' in 6th grade. Percentages are in 7th.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 15, 2020 09:39 PM (Rvt88)

812 This diversity training is all about Saint floyd and "systemic" racism, what ever the fuck that is

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It's sort of fascinating that we've reached the point where we're racist if we don't assume all black men recently took drugs and should not be expected to obey the law. To the point to where we're having training to make sure we understand.

Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 15, 2020 09:39 PM (Yodqd)

813 I think the Incas had the wheel.
Posted by: Grump928(C


Most anthropologists quipu that notion.

Posted by: Miklos el Yucateco at July 15, 2020 09:39 PM (QzkSJ)

814 I was at a deposition once where a 6th grade teacher had to figure out 10% of 60, and got it wrong.

Posted by: artemis

Common core math and all that "brilliant" stuff...

Posted by: Timon at July 15, 2020 09:40 PM (dKm4U)

815 BTW- getting ready to start "Big Trouble". I think that was your recommendation a few Sundays ago?
Posted by: Moonbeam

Good !

I hope you enjoy it !

Posted by: JT at July 15, 2020 09:40 PM (arJlL)

816 I think they teach foreign languages poorly in this country. In college, we got two semesters of grammar and then two semesters of appreciating their great literature, which of course broke all the grammar rules.

Sure you need to learn grammar at some point. You need to be able to write and read to be truly educated. But the first rule of language is you have to be able to speak it and understand it.
"The thing is" t.m., natives don't learn to speak their language at school, they learn it at home. There is a reason populations are judged by literacy. Every native can speak their own language at least enough to be understood. But so many come out of college after studying a foreign language with no chance of having a conversation in that language.

Posted by: Quint at July 15, 2020 09:40 PM (hHxp2)

817 793 True story...

During sexual harassment training I was asked the following question by the presenter; "You are at a party, a co-worker's wife is being sexually aggressive. What would you do?"

My answer, no shit; "Well, what does she look like?"

I had to re-take the training. But was a hero for a day.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2020 09:30 PM (3H9h1)

Option 2: "EXCUSE ME! Whose wife are you accusing of being an adulterous slut?!?"
Posted by: LASue at July 15, 2020 09:35 PM (Ed8Zd)

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Option 3: "Is she the one with whom I'm having an affair?"

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 15, 2020 09:40 PM (CAJOC)

818 816 To the point to where we're having training to make sure we understand.
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 15, 2020 09:39 PM (Yodqd)


The training is entirely about you knowing who is in charge, namely the Radical Left.

Posted by: Splunge at July 15, 2020 09:40 PM (dOV9E)

819 My answer, no shit; "Well, what does she look like?"
I had to re-take the training. But was a hero for a day.


"Is she hot?" Totally worth it!

Posted by: t-bird at July 15, 2020 09:40 PM (CTJwJ)

820
"Trump is playing the press again. Brad Parscale is "out" as campaign manager, and "moved" to another position."



Parscale wasn't taking control of things. He gave the RNC Trump's donor list and they were sending out some really aggressive texts and Parscale just shrugged it off saying "it wasn't us, it was the RNC". People were pissed, they told him quit making excuses and take care of the problem, it's your campaign.

Posted by: lowandslow at July 15, 2020 09:41 PM (4thlk)

821 I like to keep up on things. Where can I get the latest in sexual harassment training?

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 15, 2020 09:42 PM (CTJwJ)

822 "systemic" racism, what ever the fuck that is
Posted by: Nevergiveup


It means they changed the minority rights rules and names just in time before you became a minority? So, even as a minority, you're still "the system," see?

Posted by: The artist formerly known (for 1 day) as smh at July 15, 2020 09:42 PM (BRkq2)

823 824 Parscale wasn't taking control of things. He gave the RNC Trump's donor list and they were sending out some really aggressive texts and Parscale just shrugged it off saying "it wasn't us, it was the RNC". People were pissed, they told him quit making excuses and take care of the problem, it's your campaign.

Posted by: lowandslow at July 15, 2020 09:41 PM (4thlk)


Ah, that's plausible. More of a brilliant technician than an executive.

Posted by: Splunge at July 15, 2020 09:42 PM (dOV9E)

824 What would you do?

Get her number and her soon to be ex's work schedule???

Posted by: Fooled Around And Fell In Love at July 15, 2020 09:43 PM (OJ84k)

825 Jeannebodine & Debby - prayers for you very strong ladies.

Posted by: Cheri at July 15, 2020 09:43 PM (IB1Pj)

826 there's actually a decent reason, although I'm not sure it applies to the military.
"Environmental" harassment means that even if you werent' given a quid pro quo sexual harassment, you can sue the company for creating a toxic environment.

If the brass can show they held training, and disciplined people who did bad, they are off the hook for punitive damages.

Posted by: artemis at July 15, 2020 09:43 PM (AwPyG)

827 818 I was at a deposition once where a 6th grade teacher had to figure out 10% of 60, and got it wrong.
Posted by: artemis

Common core math and all that "brilliant" stuff...
Posted by: Timon at July 15, 2020 09:40 PM

I wonder if she could have figured it out if it was a Filene's Basement sale (is that reference too old?).

Posted by: Moonbeam at July 15, 2020 09:43 PM (qe5CM)

828 https://twitter.com/Cernovich/
status/1283572084770144256

According to Vice news, twitter will ban people who post these screen shots proving Twitter manually edits trends and manufacturers consent, contrary to congressional testimony.

If I as a journalist get nuked for this, fair enough.

So long, friends.

(the twitter hack screenshots are getting good. Release the DMs!)

Posted by: always ahead of the curve at July 15, 2020 09:43 PM (wwuka)

829 vice.com

Twitter Is Removing Images of Internal Tool Sources Say Enables Account Takeover

After a wave of account takeovers, screenshots of an internal Twitter user administration tool are being shared in the hacking underground.


https://twitter.com/vm20201/status/
1283577526367981568

Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 15, 2020 09:43 PM (TOyHQ)

830 Grump is right:

The Amerindians did have the wheel (it was a commonplace in toys), but the lack of draft animals made it well nigh useless. Humans carted, but that was about it.

Posted by: logprof at July 15, 2020 09:43 PM (oZuI0)

831 "systemic" racism, what ever the fuck that is
Posted by: Nevergiveup


systexic...umm..Symtemic..Ima have to get back on That.

Posted by: Rev. Al Sharptone at July 15, 2020 09:44 PM (QzkSJ)

832 I wonder if she could have figured it out if it was a Filene's Basement sale (is that reference too old?).
Posted by: Moonbeam

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The best part of Filene's? Women taking their duds off in the aisles to try stuff on. Hilarious.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 15, 2020 09:44 PM (Rvt88)

833 - ---
I like to keep up on things. Where can I get the latest in sexual harassment training?

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 15, 2020 09:42 PM
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-
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Have you got a remote door lock button yet? You should really get a remote door lock button.

Posted by: Matt Lauer at July 15, 2020 09:45 PM (RVcmP)

834 "You are at a party, a co-worker's wife is being sexually aggressive. What would you do?"

"Fuck her."

Posted by: Zod at July 15, 2020 09:45 PM (XzT/D)

835 783 This diversity training is all about Saint floyd and "systemic" racism, what ever the fuck that is
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2020 09:33 PM (85Gof)

Well that is important.

Unlike apparently fire drill training on a certain ship.

Cause you don't want to be out to see and have a systemic racism emergency and not know how to act. Why, feelings could get hurt. And fire's never done nuffin, it's just turning it's life around and everything, so you should just give it a break.

Posted by: Bete at July 15, 2020 09:45 PM (Ojki1)

836 827 824 Parscale wasn't taking control of things. He gave the RNC Trump's donor list and they were sending out some really aggressive texts and Parscale just shrugged it off saying "it wasn't us, it was the RNC". People were pissed, they told him quit making excuses and take care of the problem, it's your campaign.

Posted by: lowandslow at July 15, 2020 09:41 PM (4thlk)

RNC mission accomplished. Along with having now a sh!t list at hand.

Posted by: The artist formerly known (for 1 day) as smh at July 15, 2020 09:45 PM (BRkq2)

837 It's sort of fascinating that we've reached the point where we're racist
if we don't assume all black men recently took drugs and should not be
expected to obey the law. To the point to where we're having training
to make sure we understand. Posted by: Charles Darwin
=========================
The "understanding" isn't the objective, the objective is the process of "controlling". Accusing a large group of people that they are doing something terrible as part of their normal lives is actually social conditioning - to make the targets compliant with the orders delivered by those who would be their masters.

Posted by: mrp at July 15, 2020 09:46 PM (Pqytn)

838 Is it better to never invent the wheel, or to never understand it's value after you do?

Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 15, 2020 09:46 PM (Yodqd)

839 @839
Ha!

Posted by: artemis at July 15, 2020 09:46 PM (AwPyG)

840 Don't let him near enough to feel your anything !

Posted by: JT at July 15, 2020 09:30 PM (arJlL)


I'm naked, except for a pair of cowboy boots.

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 15, 2020 09:46 PM (2N7oZ)

841 Have you got a remote door lock button yet? You should really get a remote door lock button.
Posted by: Matt Lauer at July 15, 2020 09:45 PM (RVcmP)

Eh, you don't need a remote. The Secret Service people will just watch the door.

Posted by: Bubba C at July 15, 2020 09:46 PM (Ojki1)

842 "You are at a party, a co-worker's wife is being sexually aggressive. What would you do?"

"Fuck her."
Posted by: Zod


"Married? BJ out back"

Posted by: Miklos from HR On- and Waterboarding at July 15, 2020 09:46 PM (QzkSJ)

843 Mrs. left a box of salted dark chocolate caramels on the nightstand.

It is, as the kids say, all good.

Posted by: Zod at July 15, 2020 09:47 PM (XzT/D)

844 844 Don't let him near enough to feel your anything !

Posted by: JT at July 15, 2020 09:30 PM (arJlL)

I'm naked, except for a pair of cowboy boots.
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 15, 2020 09:46 PM (2N7oZ)

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Yeah, but traditionally, cowboy boots are worn on the feet.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 15, 2020 09:47 PM (CAJOC)

845 The best part of Filene's? Women taking their duds off in the aisles to try stuff on. Hilarious.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 15, 2020 09:44 PM

BTDT!

Posted by: Moonbeam at July 15, 2020 09:47 PM (qe5CM)

846 Eh, you don't need a remote. The Secret Service people will just watch the door.

Posted by: Bubba C at July 15, 2020 09:46 PM (Ojki1)

"You may want to put some ice on that" - Billy Chuck C

Posted by: Timon at July 15, 2020 09:47 PM (dKm4U)

847 George Washington and his Indian allies started the French and Indian War. One of his indigenous pals tomahawked a French officer after the French officer surrendered, and then the shit hit the fan.
Posted by: mrp at July 15, 2020 09:30 PM (Pqytn)

I think there's hope for the future. I was in a big box store's books department and there was a middle school graphic novel called "George Washington" with the subtitle "The history is real! The jokes are not!"

That episode included the tomahawker explaining middle-school-style afterwards that the French officer had it coming for eating his father. "Well, it could have happened."

I was tempted to buy it if I ever have a reading group again.

Posted by: NaughtySchoolteacher at July 15, 2020 09:49 PM (/+bwe)

848 Meant to say Billy Jeff C. Billy Chuck is a friend here. My bad...:-(

Posted by: Timon at July 15, 2020 09:49 PM (dKm4U)

849 Hey, top 1000!

Posted by: Shep at July 15, 2020 09:49 PM (dQF3z)

850 Mrs. left a box of salted dark chocolate caramels on the nightstand.

It is, as the kids say, all good.
Posted by: Zod

No forwarding address under it, one hopes.

Posted by: Shiny Happy Miklos People at July 15, 2020 09:49 PM (QzkSJ)

851 Parsacle is out ? Parsacle is out ?

He was always the digital guy. No surprise that he is back in that role.

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2020 09:49 PM (zr5Kq)

852 The Amerindians did have the wheel (it was a commonplace in toys), but the lack of draft animals made it well nigh useless.

We were hungry.

Posted by: Early Indians at July 15, 2020 09:49 PM (ELgVT)

853 I work for the Feds and in healthcare. 2020 has been a supreme shit-show. The lectures never stop.

Posted by: Cheri at July 15, 2020 09:49 PM (IB1Pj)

854 846 "You are at a party, a co-worker's wife is being sexually aggressive. What would you do?"

"Fuck her."
Posted by: Zod


"Married? BJ out back"
Posted by: Miklos from HR On- and Waterboarding at July 15, 2020 09:46 PM (QzkSJ)

I'm single but it still depends on how Hawt she is.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 15, 2020 09:50 PM (NgKpN)

855 Caramel is racist as sh*t.

Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 15, 2020 09:50 PM (Yodqd)

856 Kinda' surprised "see if the wife digs her" wasn't an option to the sexually aggressive co-worker scenario.

Also kinda' disappointed.

Posted by: Can't Believe What I'm Seeing at July 15, 2020 09:50 PM (APSEi)

857 This will probably get willowed but I finally pulled the trigger and bought a firearm. Walther CCP .380

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at July 15, 2020 09:50 PM (IYHxL)

858 Mrs. left a box of salted dark chocolate caramels on the nightstand.



Dark chocolate - yes
Caramels - no thanks
Salted - no way !

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2020 09:50 PM (zr5Kq)

859 You all are racists. Just thought I get that out of the way.

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2020 09:51 PM (zr5Kq)

860 Alabama Gov. Kay Ivey (R) announced a mandatory statewide mask order Wednesday, citing a 50 percent increase in new COVID-19 cases over the past two weeks.


This is #winning?


WTF over?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 15, 2020 09:51 PM (RkalO)

861 Walther CCP .380
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent

cool!

Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 15, 2020 09:51 PM (TOyHQ)

862 That episode included the tomahawker explaining
middle-school-style afterwards that the French officer had it coming for
eating his father. "Well, it could have happened."



I was tempted to buy it if I ever have a reading group again.

Posted by: NaughtySchoolteacher at July 15, 2020 09:49 PM (/+bwe)

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I want that book.

Posted by: mrp at July 15, 2020 09:51 PM (Pqytn)

863 This will probably get willowed but I finally pulled the trigger and bought a firearm. Walther CCP .380

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at July 15, 2020 09:50 PM (IYHxL)

Congratulations!! Now make sure you know how to use it and not wave it around like some recent St Louis residents...

Posted by: Timon at July 15, 2020 09:51 PM (dKm4U)

864 I am Joe Biden and I selected as my vice presidential running mate Joe Biden.

Posted by: Dr. McCoy at July 15, 2020 09:52 PM (WX+x0)

865 Posted by: Timon at July 15, 2020 09:51 PM (dKm4U)

No way man.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at July 15, 2020 09:52 PM (IYHxL)

866 You are at a party, a co-worker's wife is being sexually aggressive. What would you do?
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I take it slut-shaming is out.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2020 09:52 PM (Eicbe)

867 Wilmington Police Dept:

We're giving citizens the opportunity to step into an officer's shoes using our VirTra Use-of-Force simulator. Find out how you would react when confronted by a potentially dangerous person, and receive feedback from real police instructors. Watch to find out more:

https://bit.ly/2ZyP42p

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 15, 2020 09:52 PM (Do5/p)

868 786 And me being a good Officer would tell my enlisted, do what you do, but I don't want to hear about it.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2020 09:30 PM (85Gof)


Told my drivers, a good day for me...and you, is no phone calls.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 15, 2020 09:52 PM (SKXSf)

869 Here's an idea: how about you leave me the fuck alone with my racisty thoughts and ideas that you already assume I have, and if I happen to harm someone with an actual act codified in law and not some bullshit microaggression that you invented yesterday, then and only then punish me for the act?

Posted by: fly gal at July 15, 2020 09:53 PM (6CtMt)

870
Ha! I just filed my taxes, with two hours before the deadline.

🎶 Push it to the limit
Walk along the razor's edge
But don't look down, just keep your head
Or you'll be finished 🎶

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2020 09:53 PM (oJN+m)

871 So twitter has to apologize to VIPs, what, did they bite the bitcoin scam? How stupid do you have to be. It's no wonder they hacked Obama, Biden, etc., their followers would fall for that stuff. Lol.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at July 15, 2020 09:53 PM (99Nt9)

872 A Walther ? Congrats !

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2020 09:53 PM (zr5Kq)

873 Alabama elects this Tubapuppy whatever and then demands masks?


Tell me something positive that does not involve this stupid fucking vaccine that no sane person will ever inject into their body.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 15, 2020 09:53 PM (RkalO)

874 That episode included the tomahawker explaining

middle-school-style afterwards that the French officer had it coming for

eating his father. "Well, it could have happened."





I was tempted to buy it if I ever have a reading group again.



Posted by: NaughtySchoolteacher at July 15, 2020 09:49 PM (/+bwe)

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I want that book.


Posted by: mrp at July 15, 2020 09:51 PM (Pqytn)

I recall TJM was writing a fantasy/history book on that incident at one point.

Posted by: Quint at July 15, 2020 09:54 PM (hHxp2)

875 Posted by: fly gal at July 15, 2020 09:53 PM (6CtMt)

Where's the fun in that?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 15, 2020 09:54 PM (eTZoJ)

876 683 Does anyone know who Bite Me's Campaign manager is ????????????
Posted by: James at July 15, 2020 09:15 PM (qM84C)

The media.

Posted by: jsg at July 15, 2020 09:54 PM (NtGMm)

877 Alabama Gov. Kay Ivey (R) announced a mandatory statewide mask order Wednesday, citing a 50 percent increase in new COVID-19 cases over the past two weeks.

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Like lowering speed limits because traffic deaths are down by 98% after people are driving ten thousand additional miles every year.

Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 15, 2020 09:54 PM (Yodqd)

878 I work for the Feds and in healthcare. 2020 has been a supreme shit-show. The lectures never stop.

Posted by: Cheri at July 15, 2020 09:49 PM (IB1Pj)


Healthcare is whiteness.

Posted by: National Museum of African American History & Culture at July 15, 2020 09:54 PM (2N7oZ)

879 Walther CCP .380

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent

is that really the name?

Posted by: Quint at July 15, 2020 09:54 PM (hHxp2)

880 > You are at a party, a co-worker's wife is being sexually aggressive. What would you do?



I lean in close, look her up and down and say 'How YOU doin'?'

Posted by: DB- just DB. Proud Free-facer! at July 15, 2020 09:54 PM (iTXRQ)

881 It's time to remind myself that what pisses off these self-haters the most is my being happy!

Let your joy shine like 1000 suns.

Posted by: Daybreak at July 15, 2020 09:55 PM (BRkq2)

882 "I am Joe Biden's wife Joe Biden. I am running for the United States Senate. Give me a look and, if you like me vote for me, if not vote for the other Biden" Pure fucking poetry and statesmanlike rhetoric. *sucks wife's fingers*

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 15, 2020 09:55 PM (dKm4U)

883 good luck, Timon!

Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 15, 2020 09:55 PM (TOyHQ)

884 883 Walther CCP .380

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent

is that really the name?

Posted by: Quint at July 15, 2020 09:54 PM (hHxp2)

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It probably has a clever nickname.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 15, 2020 09:55 PM (wPVhA)

885
Let your joy shine like 1000 suns.



Can I buy some pot from you?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 15, 2020 09:55 PM (RkalO)

886 flygal, you got a whole lotta sanity going on there.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2020 09:56 PM (Qhz2y)

887 I think the Incas had the wheel. The problem for the Indians was the lack of draft animals. No horses or oxen.
Posted by: Grump928(C)


Just thinking outside the box here, so humor me.

They did have buffalo.

Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2020 09:56 PM (QLf0x)

888 It was at that exact moment when Sleepy Joe was suddenly distracted, a little squirt of feces leaked into his trousers.

Posted by: Fritz at July 15, 2020 09:56 PM (95j/9)

889 877 Alabama elects this Tubapuppy whatever and then demands masks?

Govs all over the country - both parties - are walking the plank over the corona crap.

My theory ? Govs - like 90% of all pols - are loyal to their party. Not their voters. The GOP and DNC both want this. I think the why goes beyond Trump. Just a hunch.

Posted by: Can't Believe What I'm Seeing at July 15, 2020 09:56 PM (APSEi)

890 Healthcare is whiteness.
Posted by: National Museum of African American History & Culture at July 15, 2020 09:54 PM (2N7oZ)
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Maybe paying taxes is whiteneness.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2020 09:56 PM (Eicbe)

891 lean in close... have remember that one!!11!

Posted by: forgetful at July 15, 2020 09:57 PM (OJ84k)

892 Walther CCP, favored by the Chinese James Bond

Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 15, 2020 09:58 PM (TOyHQ)

893 Maybe paying taxes is whiteneness.

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You joke, but you don't want to do that internet search for percentages.

Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 15, 2020 09:58 PM (Yodqd)

894 I think the Incas had the wheel.

They did have buffalo.



But enough about my 10th and 11th wives.

*ba dum sh*

Posted by: Atuahulpa at July 15, 2020 09:58 PM (RkalO)

895 Someone could make a great mixup out of these 53 transcripts, stitching together the text where each witness is asked under Oath whether they have any evidence against Trump, and they say "NO"!

https://www.dni.gov/index.php/features/2753-53-hpsci-transcripts

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 15, 2020 09:58 PM (7Ezdo)

896 How do you pronounce the name Ruis ?

The news is pronouncing it Rice . That was the guy shot and killed by the Michigan female sheriff . He was stopped as the suspect in a stabbing earlier of a 77 year old guy over a dispute of the stabber refusing to wear a mask. The stabber worked for the State. Could be two more Covid deaths.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 15, 2020 09:59 PM (2DOZq)

897 883 Walther CCP .380



Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent



is that really the name?



Posted by: Quint at July 15, 2020 09:54 PM (hHxp2)



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It probably has a clever nickname.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 15, 2020 09:55 PM (wPVhA)

sorry, I got triggered lol It was amalgam of Communist Party of China and CCCP. I know those letters are used for many of compact weapon but the name sounded funny to me at the moment lol. I remember the PPK but it was a heavy compact gun and could use some updating.

Posted by: Quint at July 15, 2020 09:59 PM (hHxp2)

898 They did have buffalo.

Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2020 09:56 PM (QLf0x)


So domesticate the buffalo, or just drive them off a cliff?
Decisions, decisions.

Posted by: Native Americans at July 15, 2020 09:59 PM (2N7oZ)

899 Posted by: Quint at July 15, 2020 09:54 PM (hHxp2)

According to the website.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at July 15, 2020 09:59 PM (IYHxL)

900 They did have buffalo.

Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2020 09:56 PM (QLf0x)


They didn't domesticate anything.
They weren't cogent enough to grasp the concept.

and they ate all the horses that were originally here

Posted by: Braenyard at July 15, 2020 09:59 PM (SKXSf)

901 Walther CCP, favored by the Chinese James Bond
Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 15, 2020 09:58 PM (TOyHQ)

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You know who had a Walther as his personal weapon?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 15, 2020 09:59 PM (wPVhA)

902 We were hungry.
Posted by: Early Indians at July 15, 2020 09:49 PM (ELgVT)

--Y'all et the horses. The Indo-Europeans in Central Asia 7,000 years ago thought, "Hey, maybe instead of eating these, how about we use them for milk, labour, and transport?"

Posted by: logprof at July 15, 2020 09:59 PM (oZuI0)

903 Had a great family fishing trip today at Hilton Head. Me, my wife, b-I-l, niece and a couple nephews.and a couple We were out for about 4 hours, caught dozens of fish, I actually lost count. The majority were "jack" (small member of the tuna family), then a bunch of Spanish mackerel (a few of them were pretty good-sized) and a handful of bluefish (schoolie sized). Also saw a dolphin when we got back to the dock, and an 8 or 9 foot lemon shark was cruising around the harbor, totally visible. It was a great day on the water.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 15, 2020 09:59 PM (KVS6+)

904 Jeannebodine, my heart aches for you.
You and Mr are on my prayer list.

Posted by: Flyover at July 15, 2020 09:59 PM (Rbu5d)

905 I want that book.
Posted by: mrp at July 15, 2020 09:51 PM

It was one in a series called "Action Presidents."

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 15, 2020 10:00 PM (/+bwe)

906 You know who had a Walther as his personal weapon?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 15, 2020 09:59 PM (wPVhA)



QEII ?

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2020 10:00 PM (zr5Kq)

907 864 Alabama Gov. Kay Ivey (R) announced a mandatory statewide mask order Wednesday, citing a 50 percent increase in new COVID-19 cases over the past two weeks.

This is #winning?

WTF over?
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 15, 2020 09:51 PM

Are Alabama's numbers as reliable as Florida's? I was just wondering what the incentive is for Florida's Dept. of Health to so massively inflate their numbers? To make DeSantis look bad?

Posted by: Moonbeam at July 15, 2020 10:01 PM (qe5CM)

908 During sexual harassment training I was asked the following question by the presenter; "You are at a party, a co-worker's wife is being sexually aggressive. What would you do?"

My answer, no shit; "Well, what does she look like?"

I had to re-take the training. But was a hero for a day.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2020 09:30 PM
(3H9h1)
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LOL! You would be my hero!

So, what is the HR's approved response to the scenario?

"Hey Bob, your wife was coming on to me at the party last Saturday night." Either Bob knows and doesn't care, or it's a complete shock and knowledge of the betrayal wounds his marriage...in which case you are suddenly in an awkward relationship with Bob. Or he is in denial and calls you a liar, in which case you are in an awkward relationship with Bob.

I guess replying "Sorry, I'm ghey" is right out.

Posted by: fly gal at July 15, 2020 10:01 PM (6CtMt)

909 You know who had a Walther as his personal weapon?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)

I know!
As of today, thathalfrican!

Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 15, 2020 10:01 PM (TOyHQ)

910 labama Gov. Kay Ivey (R) announced a mandatory statewide mask order Wednesday, citing a 50 percent increase in new COVID-19 cases over the past two weeks.


Ive decided that the demand for masks is just cover for governors who are too afraid to tell their constituents to not pick their noses and to wash their hands after pooping.

Posted by: LASue at July 15, 2020 10:01 PM (Ed8Zd)

911 Ace Frehley, Jenjiss Kahn.

So much more talented than Gene and Paul.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, So Very Tired at July 15, 2020 10:01 PM (x8Wzq)

912 Alabama Gov. Kay Ivey (R) announced a mandatory statewide mask order Wednesday, citing a 50 percent increase in new COVID-19 cases over the past two weeks.

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I'm also willing to bet a large sum of money that the vast majority of that statistic are because of Birmingham.

Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 15, 2020 10:02 PM (Yodqd)

913 *I want to punch people who say "increase in covid19 cases.

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2020 10:02 PM (zr5Kq)

914 Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 15, 2020 10:01 PM (TOyHQ)

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*eyeroll*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 15, 2020 10:02 PM (wPVhA)

915 NOOD ONT

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 15, 2020 10:02 PM (AiZBA)

916 Just thinking outside the box here, so humor me.

They did have buffalo.
Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2020 09:56 PM (QLf0x)

--Don't be daft.

Buffalo are not domesticable.

Just because a beast is big and dumb does not mean we can train it.

Posted by: logprof at July 15, 2020 10:03 PM (oZuI0)

917 I'm worried you weren't wearing a mask, lincolntf

Posted by: artemis at July 15, 2020 10:03 PM (AwPyG)

918 Correct answer: Deflect advances. Leave party. Send anonymous email to co-worker explaining that his wife is a cock-crazed gutterslut, but you won't say who you are because you don't want things to get weird.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2020 10:03 PM (oJN+m)

919 MisHumNood

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 15, 2020 10:03 PM (eTZoJ)

920 771 True story...

During sexual harassment training I was asked the following question by the presenter; "You are at a party, a co-worker's wife is being sexually aggressive. What would you do?"

No
Don't Touch Me There
This Is
My No No Square

Posted by: Big Fag at July 15, 2020 10:03 PM (NtGMm)

921 My 10th grade English teacher actually had a rule: If you used the word "thing" in an essay, you were automatically graded down one full grade (e.g. from "A" to "B,") etc.

Five "things" and you got an automatic "F."

I thoughtlessly used "thing" once in an in-class essay. By B+ became a C+.

I never made that mistake again.
Posted by: zombie at July 15, 2020 07:33 PM (HEEq1)

That's kind of stupid. There are legitimate uses for the word, or it wouldn't exist.

Posted by: Mrs. Lot at July 15, 2020 10:04 PM (e0xZ4)

922 Thanks. Comics produced by Fred Van Lente and Ryan Dunleavy (NYC).

LINK: https://www.ryandunlavey.com/action-presidents

"Real History! Fake Jokes!" Sounds promising.

Posted by: mrp at July 15, 2020 10:04 PM (Pqytn)

923 Just because a beast is big and dumb does not mean we can train it.
Posted by: logprof at July 15, 2020 10:03 PM (oZuI0)

Explain Alan Grayson then.

Posted by: jsg at July 15, 2020 10:05 PM (NtGMm)

924 flygal, you got a whole lotta sanity going on there.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2020 09:56 PM (Qhz2y)
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LOL! Thanks!

Posted by: fly gal at July 15, 2020 10:06 PM (6CtMt)

925 And... Volkswagen had a Thing. Kind of a Kubelwagen for hippies.
Posted by: klaftern at July 15, 2020 07:38 PM (RuIsu)

Kind of everything a Kubelwagen wasn't.

(drops Mrs. Lot sock)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2020 10:07 PM (e0xZ4)

926 I have to believe this big "spike" in the south is BS. It's hot summer, for pete's sake.

Posted by: artemis at July 15, 2020 10:07 PM (AwPyG)

927
I'm also willing to bet a large sum of money that the vast majority of that statistic are because of Birmingham.



But my point is ---WHO FUCKING CARES?
I know let's send the US Mercy down to fucking Mobile for month. Wanns bet NOBODY's " sick " asses show up in those COVID dedicated beds?


The hospitals are LYING. The clinics are LYING.


EVERYBODY is LYING about the numbers.


Greg Abbot. Kay Ivey. Do Not EVER Forget that these assholes are willing to order you to strap Communist shit-sponges to your face rather than deal with the actual problems of governance in a way that actually respects the Constitution.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 15, 2020 10:07 PM (RkalO)

928
You know who had a Walther as his personal weapon?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 15, 2020 09:59 PM (wPVhA)



QEII ?
Posted by: runner at July 15, 2020 10:00 PM (zr5Kq)






Nah. Queen Liz shoots Lee/Enfields.

https://tinyurl.com/y92axs7o

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 15, 2020 10:07 PM (EGyGV)

929 You fire your campaign manager if you're getting your ass kicked.

Remind me, what was Donald Trump's catch phrase on The Apprentice? Trump fires people all the time, just the way he does things. Sorry, firing the campaign manager means nothing - its just Trump keeping the campaign people on their toes.


Posted by: An Observation at July 15, 2020 10:10 PM (jyyTN)

930 I'm also willing to bet a large sum of money that the vast majority of that statistic are because of Birmingham.


But my point is ---WHO FUCKING CARES?

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I don't disagree, but the joke is that Birmingham is a sh*thole, and, same as everywhere else, it's the sh*tholes full of people that can't wash the poop off their hands before going to prepare food at Kentucky Fried Chicken that require the non-sh*thole folks in rural Podunk, AL to close down their churches and lock themselves in their bedrooms.

Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 15, 2020 10:13 PM (Yodqd)

931 Saleh's torso was detached from his head and limbs, which were found nearby in several large bags

He was pronounced deceased by first responders


Posted by: x at July 15, 2020 07:46 PM (nFwvY)

Approached by CBS for an interview, Saleh said, "That's me, all over."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2020 10:13 PM (e0xZ4)

932 The hospitals are LYING. The clinics are LYING.
EVERYBODY is LYING about the numbers....
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 15, 2020 10:07 PM (RkalO)


Well, "lying" is such an old fashioned, honest, and oppressive word!

Did you not learn in the Smithsonian Museum thread that "emphasis on scientific method," "objective, rational linear thinking," "cause and effect relationships," and "quantitative emphasis" are all "aspects and assumptions of Whiteness," along with "progress is always better" and "planning for the future"? Stop the oppression!

Posted by: Daybreak at July 15, 2020 10:24 PM (BRkq2)

933 OK, this is my last warning.
Check out this clip from 2020 The Movie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5k3TwzTtCG0
Posted by: Jeannebodine at July 15, 2020 08:22 PM (t1tHS)

No! You can't make me.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2020 10:27 PM (ZBWHO)

934 Sorry, David. You don't seem particularly venable to me. Who are you trying to convince here? So silly.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2020 08:46 PM (oDRcK)

He's more venal than venable. Got to keep those $oro$ dollar$ rolling in.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2020 10:38 PM (oNakO)

935 Walther CCP, favored by the Chinese James Bond
Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale


Shaken, not slurred

Posted by: Agent Wo Fat at July 15, 2020 10:42 PM (QzkSJ)

936 We are absolutely fucked. The amount of damage these guys did suggests they have a working Kubernetes Fibonacci heap. No one even knew such a thing even existed until we saw evidence of them in the Marianas deep web scans of 2015, but no one knew how to bypass the ROT13 encryption scheme. Now it looks like there's a group with a quantum computer that can break t.r.701 function locks, giving them a complete TempleOS system. The internet is probably going to be locked down soon, but it won't stop what's coming.

Posted by: always ahead of the curve at July 15, 2020 10:48 PM (wwuka)

937 908 During sexual harassment training I was asked the following question by the presenter; "You are at a party, a co-worker's wife is being sexually aggressive. What would you do?"

My answer, no shit; "Bob, you need to pork your old lady more often, so she isn't wandering off the farm and bothering the neighbors, know what I mean?"

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 15, 2020 11:13 PM (7Ezdo)

938 I think of Joe Biden's discombobulated hand ending up in the Addams Family mansion...you know, "The Thing".

Posted by: Jonah Kyle at July 16, 2020 12:35 AM (SH7Tr)

939 I hadn't seen it. Golly, she can sing.

Posted by: m at July 16, 2020 01:01 AM (49Naq)

940 We are absolutely fucked. T
Posted by: always ahead of the curve


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