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99% Stunning, 100% Brave: Sports Illustrated Will Feature First "Trans" Model In Its Swimsuit Edition
I remember back in the bad old days, the backwards days, when heterosexual men were not expected to proclaim their attraction to other men.
Thank Goodness we've set right that wrong![Sports Illustrated] will soon make anatomical history with its 2020 Swimsuit Issue. As you thumb through those glossy pages, among eight newcomers, you'll find 23-year-old Valentina Sampaio.What I like most about "trans" women is that their names sound totally real and not the sort of thing made up by a dude to scam sex on the Internet. Like: "Caitlyn" Jenner. Caitlyn is a name from the nineties. Bruce Jenner is in his nineties. Someone of Bruce Jenner's generation would be named "Ernestine" or "Mabel" or "Eleanor Roosevelt." But the actresses he's fond of on Nickelodeon have names like Caitlyn so this ancient old man is now Caitlyn because Shut Up Bigot.
Valentina is a man identifying as a woman, and SI's psyched. Here's the company's statement, courtesy of Today: "Valentina has been on our radar for some time now and when we finally met face-to-face it became apparent that besides her obvious beauty, she is an impassioned activist, a true pioneer for the LGBT+ community and just simply embodies the well-rounded woman we are proud to have represent SI Swimsuit across our platforms.""Well-rounded woman." You know what part of Valentina is really well-rounded? Her balls. Her big sweaty swaying balls.
Amazing so beautiful. Heard she just became the new face of Home Depot duct tape. https://t.co/35Ru0rTqZj
— Luwanda (@LuwandaJenkins) July 13, 2020
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Bete at July 13, 2020 02:34 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Bete at July 13, 2020 02:34 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: CN at July 13, 2020 02:35 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at July 13, 2020 02:35 PM (22t8t)
Posted by: azalea city at July 13, 2020 02:35 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 13, 2020 02:35 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: tubal at July 13, 2020 02:35 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: torabora at July 13, 2020 02:35 PM (NQalo)
As normal people walk away from 'popular' culture, there will be a sea change in the way we participate in leisure activities, and they won't include mass marketed items like professional sports, or fake sports magazines.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 13, 2020 02:36 PM (kA3Cp)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 13, 2020 02:36 PM (Zmnko)
Hot!
Posted by: Shep at July 13, 2020 02:36 PM (LilNs)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2020 02:36 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: jim at July 13, 2020 02:36 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at July 13, 2020 02:36 PM (SchxB)
Somebody has really flipped the script here.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 13, 2020 02:37 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: PAgirlinNC at July 13, 2020 02:37 PM (6KLKM)
Posted by: random lurker commenter at July 13, 2020 02:37 PM (48RE5)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 13, 2020 02:36 PM (Zmnko)
Spent it all on his Back Porch, and the Duck Lips, looks like.
Posted by: tubal at July 13, 2020 02:37 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 13, 2020 02:37 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 13, 2020 02:37 PM (nAiE/)
- conservative media
Posted by: Poster X at July 13, 2020 02:37 PM (kTW6K)
Posted by: ... at July 13, 2020 02:37 PM (e7k9E)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 13, 2020 02:38 PM (dLLD6)
Somebody has really flipped the script here.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 13, 2020 02:37 PM (yL25O)
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lol
No shit.
Posted by: SMH at July 13, 2020 02:38 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 13, 2020 02:38 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: josephistan at July 13, 2020 02:38 PM (Izzlo)
Reminds me of this guy's song:
https://youtu.be/P4_Bxqp2tQU
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at July 13, 2020 02:36 PM (SchxB)
Funny, I was just thinking about that song. Worst part is hers is bigger than mine. LOL
Posted by: jim at July 13, 2020 02:38 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2020 02:38 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 13, 2020 02:38 PM (U9Qbt)
Posted by: Archer at July 13, 2020 02:38 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 13, 2020 02:38 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: zombie at July 13, 2020 02:39 PM (HEEq1)
Yeah, " it's " "rear" gives Kim Kardashian a run for her money...
Posted by: It's me donna at July 13, 2020 02:39 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: Ped Xing at July 13, 2020 02:39 PM (d6DSt)
Posted by: Flyover at July 13, 2020 02:39 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 13, 2020 02:39 PM (lgiXo)
https://youtu.be/P4_Bxqp2tQU
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at July 13, 2020 02:36 PM (SchxB)
+++++++++
Not that long ago. No protests. Just laughter. No one picketed them. No one doxxed him. Just 6 years ago. Good grief, how far we've fallen so quickly.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2020 02:39 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 13, 2020 02:39 PM (QMwOT)
Posted by: jim at July 13, 2020 02:39 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 13, 2020 02:39 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Chuck C at July 13, 2020 02:39 PM (d/5jB)
Posted by: random lurker commenter at July 13, 2020 02:39 PM (48RE5)
And better female athletes
probably better moms
Non trans women (aka normal women) should all just jump off a cliff
Thanks Feminists!
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Introvertish Neutral Good at July 13, 2020 02:39 PM (TOyHQ)
They can wreck women's modeling too, and maybe the list is endless.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 13, 2020 02:39 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Ped Xing at July 13, 2020 02:39 PM (d6DSt)
It's just the khaki swimsuit.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2020 02:40 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: zombie at July 13, 2020 02:39 PM (HEEq1)
Holy shit!
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 13, 2020 02:40 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 13, 2020 02:40 PM (uJwgo)
Not subscribed in over two decades now but I am guessing they wont need to cover this one up.
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at July 13, 2020 02:40 PM (DF5JN)
Posted by: zombie at July 13, 2020 02:39 PM (HEEq1)
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*Eyes zombie warily*
Yeah, not clickin'.
Posted by: SMH at July 13, 2020 02:40 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Bete at July 13, 2020 02:40 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 13, 2020 02:40 PM (9Om/r)
GD it. Ok, so WTF is "SI"? I though that's what Pancho says when you ask him to bring out some more chips and salsa.
I'd ask for a freaking leftist program, but they'd have to keep printing revisions 3 times a day.
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 13, 2020 02:40 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: bluebell at July 13, 2020 02:40 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: ... at July 13, 2020 02:40 PM (e7k9E)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2020 02:36 PM (hYcqw)
There are no sports at the moment, they're not allowed. There's not even the slightest need for any sports "journalism", every bit of it is mindless yak yak yak pumped out by people who still control the venue. There is no economic reason for SI, as a print publication, to exist for even one more day.
This is just our Corporate Overlords tap dancing on our culture's grave, because they can.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 13, 2020 02:40 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 13, 2020 02:41 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: zombie at July 13, 2020 02:39 PM (HEEq1)
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*Eyes zombie warily*
Yeah, not clickin'.
Posted by: SMH at July 13, 2020 02:40 PM (RU4sa)
Protip, never ever ever look.
Posted by: tubal at July 13, 2020 02:41 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Harry at July 13, 2020 02:41 PM (GvuYW)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 13, 2020 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)
Valentina: Should I move my hand?
Photographer, and lighting guy and everyone else on the beach: NO!!!!!
Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2020 02:41 PM (hku12)
I thought that said Shut Up Bigfoot. Didn't get it.
Posted by: eleven at July 13, 2020 02:41 PM (QLf0x)
A mutilated man true, but a male nonetheless.
...
You could lose your job for saying that.
Posted by: Land of the Free at July 13, 2020 02:41 PM (LRt8K)
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 13, 2020 02:41 PM (uJwgo)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at July 13, 2020 02:42 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: tubal at July 13, 2020 02:41 PM (bCLt0)
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I did. Once.
Posted by: SMH at July 13, 2020 02:42 PM (RU4sa)
This guy.....he's good.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 13, 2020 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 13, 2020 02:42 PM (U9Qbt)
Posted by: zombie at July 13, 2020 02:39 PM (HEEq1)
Pics of you, or by you.
Cause I'm smart enough to have seen some of what you document and I appreciate your documenting it, but not enough to peruse it.
Posted by: Bete at July 13, 2020 02:42 PM (Ojki1)
I still have my Kathy Ireland and Elle Macpherson issues in plastic bags.
Posted by: random lurker commenter at July 13, 2020 02:39 PM (48RE5)
"in plastic bags." there's a joke in there somewhere.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 13, 2020 02:42 PM (Jx5Qs)
Posted by: Dr. T at July 13, 2020 02:42 PM (Vgw1E)
The only thing obvious here is either:
1- The photo purporting to be Valentina Sampaio is not the same person you met
2- You're gay and into (not all that) feminine dudes
3- You were day drinking and had beer goggles on
Posted by: Red Blooded Hetero Male American at July 13, 2020 02:42 PM (zHVM/)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 13, 2020 02:41 PM (Zmnko)
Duct tape.
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 13, 2020 02:42 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: random lurker commenter at July 13, 2020 02:39 PM (48RE5)
Sigh. Those were the days
Posted by: josephistan at July 13, 2020 02:42 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 13, 2020 02:42 PM (8B6Ng)
My invitation to come sit by me still stands, as someone who is also royally pissed off today.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 13, 2020 02:42 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: mikethemoose at July 13, 2020 02:42 PM (Y6UV7)
Posted by: Flyover at July 13, 2020 02:42 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: TwentytwoLR at July 13, 2020 02:42 PM (X2Olq)
Not only are women losing out to guys in sports now they are replacing women with guys in modeling. You've come a long way
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 13, 2020 02:43 PM (z5l0N)
Xe was walking around in heels carrying a Trump sign, wnd they were grabbing t and getting in xir face
So, war does make strange bedfellows
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Introvertish Neutral Good at July 13, 2020 02:43 PM (TOyHQ)
I will ask Calvin to do some trans-morgue-rification
Posted by: Hobbes at July 13, 2020 02:43 PM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Resist_we_Much at July 13, 2020 02:43 PM (BkYvb)
Posted by: Professor Miklos at July 13, 2020 02:43 PM (QzkSJ)
Only problems:
1) Then they could not virtue signal to the heavens.
2) Someone might have noticed airbrushed balls, and then the game would be up.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 13, 2020 02:43 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: azalea city at July 13, 2020 02:43 PM (WX+x0)
Protip, never ever ever look.
Posted by: tubal at July 13, 2020 02:41 PM (bCLt0)
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I did. Once.
Posted by: SMH at July 13, 2020 02:42 PM (RU4sa)
"The Crying Game". I had NO idea what was coming. Boy, was I sorry.
Posted by: jim at July 13, 2020 02:43 PM (ynpvh)
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^^^^ this right here^^^^ is why I keep coming back.
Posted by: bluebell at July 13, 2020 02:43 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 13, 2020 02:40 PM (uJwgo)
I'm thinking ball-less at this point.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 13, 2020 02:43 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe!
Yeah, this is basically the equivalent of a C-list actress getting all Woke The Fuck Up on twitter.
Posted by: eleven at July 13, 2020 02:43 PM (QLf0x)
I still have my Kathy Ireland and Elle Macpherson issues in plastic bags.
Posted by: random lurker commenter at July 13, 2020 02:39 PM (48RE5)
"in plastic bags." there's a joke in there somewhere.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 13, 2020 02:42 PM (Jx5Qs)
In your case, I'm sure sous vide is involved.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 13, 2020 02:43 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: SMOD at July 13, 2020 02:43 PM (3aI0K)
Section 18b.43c
Refusal to Anally Penetrate a Shemale
Any biological cis-het male refusing to insert his erect penis into the anal opening of a pre-op she-male shall be deemed in violation of Section 18b.43c. Minimum sentence is 3 years. Special note: Solitary confinement or protective custody not allowed during incarceration.
Posted by: zombie at July 13, 2020 02:44 PM (HEEq1)
Bofa Deez!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2020 02:44 PM (T0djb)
64 is this worse than last year when they featured (as I recall) a model named Hunter McGrady, who was about 40 pounds overweight? Am I not remembering this correctly?
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at July 13, 2020 02:42 PM (4a9Vv)
40lbs? You're too kind. She made a blown up Anna Nicole look slim.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 13, 2020 02:44 PM (U9Qbt)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 13, 2020 02:44 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 13, 2020 02:44 PM (tOhdb)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 13, 2020 02:40 PM (9Om/r)
This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: San Francisco at July 13, 2020 02:44 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: ... at July 13, 2020 02:44 PM (e7k9E)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 13, 2020 02:40 PM (9Om/r)
I'd bet on more like Cherry 2000, which I saw again recently. I appreciated the satire even more this time; the guy is in love with a Robot because the hook up bars of his time have lawyers standing by to dictate the terms of the contract that both human parties have to sign before they spend a night together, dictating what may and may not occur while they are together. In very great detail.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 13, 2020 02:44 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 13, 2020 02:44 PM (+y/Ru)
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Editing the Boss's post is risky business, but, there it is.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2020 02:44 PM (AytXr)
The late roman era had nothing on the idiocy and debauchery of today.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at July 13, 2020 02:45 PM (T9Hmo)
Posted by: Weasel at July 13, 2020 02:45 PM (MVjcR)
It's fun to be a mob leader until the mob turns on you, as Nancy Pelosi is finding out. A socialist challenger is gunning for her San Francisco district and got #PelosiMustGo to trend on Twitter all day Sunday. Trending on Twitter is a big deal when you're trying to influence the Left's low-information voters.
Pelosi's opponent, Shahid Buttar, is a left-wing activist, lawyer, DJ and poet. Among other impressive things, Buttar boasts about his trips to Burning Man, his "socially conscious music" and "outdoor poetry" jams. Buttar finished second in the primary and represents Pelosi's first general election challenger from within the Democratic Party in 30 years. If you think the Muslim immigrant can't outflank Nancy from the left, I point to the recent election of District Attorney Chesa Boudin in San Francisco, radical son of cop-killing Weather Underground terrorists, and Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN), an anti-Semite who wants to dismantle America.
According to Buttar, Pelosi stands in the way of progressive-agenda items like Defunding the Police, canceling rent, the Green New Deal and Medicare for All, to name a few. Buttar has already earned the coveted endorsement of Hollywood idiot Susan Sarandon.
Posted by: SMOD at July 13, 2020 02:45 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: Insomniac
aww thanks Insom!
Let's over indulge in chocolate, ice cream, and various alcoholic libations
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Introvertish Neutral Good at July 13, 2020 02:45 PM (TOyHQ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 13, 2020 02:45 PM (tsZQ+)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 13, 2020 02:45 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: random lurker
"in plastic bags." there's a joke in there somewhere.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
Otherwise, the pages would stick together.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2020 02:45 PM (T0djb)
Penal Code 2036.
Section 18b.43c
Refusal to Anally Penetrate a Shemale
Any biological cis-het male refusing to insert his erect penis into
the anal opening of a pre-op she-male shall be deemed in violation of
Section 18b.43c. Minimum sentence is 3 years. Special note: Solitary
confinement or protective custody not allowed during incarceration.
Posted by: zombie at July 13, 2020 02:44 PM (HEEq1)
They have meds that prevent erection. Not as popular as the ones that aid it.
Posted by: jim at July 13, 2020 02:45 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 13, 2020 02:45 PM (uJwgo)
Posted by: Archer at July 13, 2020 02:45 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: zombie at July 13, 2020 02:39 PM (HEEq1)
Pics of you, or by you.
Posted by: Bete
Embrace the power of "and." That's why they invented shutter-delay.
Posted by: zombie at July 13, 2020 02:45 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: jsg at July 13, 2020 02:45 PM (2ZGjo)
Posted by: Austin Powers at July 13, 2020 02:46 PM (+oR7L)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 13, 2020 02:46 PM (svbBD)
In the days of my youth the SI swimsuit edition was looked forward to by all the guys I knew. Of course that was in the days of Kathy Ireland. Now guys have to look forward to another guy in a bikini
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 13, 2020 02:46 PM (z5l0N)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 13, 2020 02:40 PM (9Om/r)
The cities, mebbe.
Posted by: Flyover at July 13, 2020 02:46 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 13, 2020 02:46 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: tubal at July 13, 2020 02:46 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: steevy at July 13, 2020 02:46 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 13, 2020 02:46 PM (TZi47)
Posted by: portlandon at July 13, 2020 02:46 PM (+oR7L)
As a cis-het male I can assure you my dick would not be erect in that situation.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 13, 2020 02:46 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: radar at July 13, 2020 02:46 PM (BySB9)
Posted by: ... at July 13, 2020 02:46 PM (e7k9E)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at July 13, 2020 02:46 PM (rWZ8Y)
Apparently, selling 300 copies of this trash to the mentally ill will replace the 200,000 subscribers they lost over the last decade.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 13, 2020 02:46 PM (kA3Cp)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 13, 2020 02:43 PM (NWiLs)
Well I do have a vacuum sealer, but sous vide is for fags. Just sayin.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 13, 2020 02:47 PM (Jx5Qs)
In the days of my youth the SI swimsuit edition was looked
forward to by all the guys I knew. Of course that was in the days of
Kathy Ireland. Now guys have to look forward to another guy in a bikini
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 13, 2020 02:46 PM (z5l0N)
Wait until that guy looks like Bernie Sanders.
Posted by: jim at July 13, 2020 02:47 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Insomniac
aww thanks Insom!
Let's over indulge in chocolate, ice cream, and various alcoholic libations
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Introvertish Neutral Good at July 13, 2020 02:45 PM (TOyHQ)
I've got the booze covered. You'll have to bring the ice cream and chocolate. I prefer dark, 70-80% cacao.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 13, 2020 02:47 PM (NWiLs)
But the actresses he's fond of on Nickelodeon have names like Caitlyn so this ancient old man is now Caitlyn because Shut Up Bigot."
Ouch.
I do remember back in the day, when it was funny to call him Brucella, I had a coworker who laughed and then said "oh,that's so mean!"
I think we would both be sent to the re-education camps today.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2020 02:47 PM (hku12)
The original purpose was for male reader enjoyment under the guise of swimsuit fashion issue. Because guys who like sports likely also like hot women in bikinis. In return, SI gets their biggest revenue issue and PR to remind people SI exists.
Now, the swimsuit issue is some kind of feminist self-esteem fluffing for residents of the island of misfit toys.
*Look, I'm no model, but I get why the mag would want hot women - not fatties, not transgendered, not women in their 60's, etc.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 13, 2020 02:47 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 13, 2020 02:47 PM (EGyGV)
In your case, I'm sure sous vide is involved.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 13, 2020 02:43 PM (NWiLs)
Well I do have a vacuum sealer, but sous vide is for fags. Just sayin.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 13, 2020 02:47 PM (Jx5Qs)
Where's CBD?
Posted by: jim at July 13, 2020 02:47 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: portlandon
That's why they invented gaffing tape. Great stuff. (Holds strong, but peels off fairly easily.)
Posted by: zombie at July 13, 2020 02:47 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 13, 2020 02:48 PM (utZIk)
In a related note I keep seeing the same commercial on YouTube for some reason......an obese chick dancing around in her underwear eating ice cream. And the tag line is something like fuck exercise fuck diets enjoy life.
Posted by: Poster X at July 13, 2020 02:48 PM (kTW6K)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at July 13, 2020 02:48 PM (ch6++)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 13, 2020 02:47 PM (bDqIh)
Unless than woman in her sixties is Christy Brinkley.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 13, 2020 02:48 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 13, 2020 02:44 PM (tOhdb)
More likely, it'll be record or near-record sales, if they have to get the corporate class to make mass purchases to do it. They can't risk the narrative getting punctured.
Posted by: Dr. T at July 13, 2020 02:48 PM (Vgw1E)
https://bit.ly/304zVot
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 13, 2020 02:44 PM (+y/Ru)
Because white people are never poor, struggle to find work or are homeless.
She's a blithering idiot.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 13, 2020 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: US DEBT CLOCK at July 13, 2020 02:48 PM (LRt8K)
They think so
Posted by: It's me donna at July 13, 2020 02:49 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 13, 2020 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
I'm so old I remember when sous vide was called "Daisy Seal-a-Meal Boil-n-Bag"
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2020 02:49 PM (T0djb)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 13, 2020 02:49 PM (Jx5Qs)
Posted by: JT at July 13, 2020 02:49 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 13, 2020 02:49 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Doof at July 13, 2020 02:49 PM (mZUr4)
But they are winning.
It's not coincidence that they're doing this on Sports Illustrated.
They think they have a hook - sports. They're going to deprive the masses of sports. Or use sports to opiate the masses.
I liked things better with the other opiate. And I'm not religious.
Posted by: Circular Thinking at July 13, 2020 02:49 PM (Lk/fE)
Posted by: SturmToddler at July 13, 2020 02:49 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 13, 2020 02:49 PM (U9Qbt)
It's so Blockbuster Video.
How else is a "magazine" supposed to generate publicity these days? If they didn't have trannies, they've have had to go full frontal, with toys, or else nobody would be talking about them.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2020 02:50 PM (hku12)
The original purpose was for male reader enjoyment under the guise of swimsuit fashion issue. Because guys who like sports likely also like hot women in bikinis. In return, SI gets their biggest revenue issue and PR to remind people SI exists.
Now, the swimsuit issue is some kind of feminist self-esteem fluffing for residents of the island of misfit toys.
*Look, I'm no model, but I get why the mag would want hot women - not fatties, not transgendered, not women in their 60's, etc.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 13, 2020 02:47 PM (bDqIh)
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The current purpose is so that the owner of the magazine can hold their head up high at cocktail parties full of progressive wokescolds.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 13, 2020 02:50 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: jim at July 13, 2020 02:47 PM (ynpvh)
LOL. yeah I looked first.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 13, 2020 02:49 PM (Jx5Qs)
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Be careful. He's stealthy.
Posted by: bluebell at July 13, 2020 02:50 PM (/669Q)
The other explanation is that everyone in charge at this magazine are financial and cultural idiots.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 13, 2020 02:50 PM (kA3Cp)
Posted by: runner at July 13, 2020 02:50 PM (zr5Kq)
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Editing the Boss's post is risky business, but, there it is.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2020 02:44 PM (AytXr)
I called it.
Posted by: Zombie Bob Hope at July 13, 2020 02:50 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at July 13, 2020 02:46 PM (rWZ8Y)
It's not supposed to look good. It's supposed to disgust and enrage the right people. You will be made to enjoy the sickness.
Posted by: ... at July 13, 2020 02:50 PM (e7k9E)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at July 13, 2020 02:48 PM (ch6++)
over the shoulder
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2020 02:50 PM (6FeV1)
All of this is part of the left's war on heterosexuality. Anything normal must be destroyed and replaced with commie garbage
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 13, 2020 02:50 PM (z5l0N)
Posted by: RoyalOil at July 13, 2020 02:50 PM (aO8Gd)
In: Perversion Illustrated
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 13, 2020 02:50 PM (YqDXo)
living in a society that looks like blade runner, or 5th element, or the
expanse. Basically where sci-fi meets Sodom and Gomorrah.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 13, 2020 02:40 PM (9Om/r)
I'd bet on more like Cherry 2000, which I saw again recently. I
appreciated the satire even more this time; the guy is in love with a
Robot because the hook up bars of his time have lawyers standing by to
dictate the terms of the contract that both human parties have to sign
before they spend a night together, dictating what may and may not occur
while they are together. In very great detail.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 13, 2020 02:44 PM (Kpl3J)
Yeah that works too. That movie did come to mind, but I couldn't remember the name.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 13, 2020 02:50 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: radar at July 13, 2020 02:46 PM (BySB9)
You are missing the point. I am surprised they did not find a cross dressing foundry worker with a 2 day beard. The point is to throw it in our faces. To force people to clap like seals.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 13, 2020 02:50 PM (A5zUN)
https://bit.ly/304zVot
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 13, 2020 02:44 PM (+y/Ru)
Because white people are never poor, struggle to find work or are homeless.
She's a blithering idiot.
Posted by: Sponge
I thought the left likes to trumpet that more whites are on welfare than minorities.
WTF?
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2020 02:50 PM (T0djb)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at July 13, 2020 02:50 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 13, 2020 02:50 PM (1ISKN)
It puts a man in a women's swimsuit in its magazine, else it get the hose again.
Yeah, I kinda think the presence of the hose is assumed.
Posted by: pep at July 13, 2020 02:50 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: steevy at July 13, 2020 02:50 PM (KNsKs)
Call us Sports Illustrated.
(Pun not intended don't cancel us.)
Posted by: Marvel Comics at July 13, 2020 02:50 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: jim at July 13, 2020 02:47 PM (ynpvh)
I believe he's slow cooking food sealed in plastic bags in a water bath held at a constant 130 degrees Fahrenheit. While wearing Crocs.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 13, 2020 02:50 PM (NWiLs)
They think so
Posted by: It's me donna at July 13, 2020 02:49 PM (Zmnko)
Surgeons should be required to perform gastric sleeves on anorexics to help them achieve the body they have in their mind.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 13, 2020 02:51 PM (dNzKv)
like everything else about it nowadays, the timing doesn't make a lick of sense
Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at July 13, 2020 02:51 PM (uDOe1)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2020 02:51 PM (6FeV1)
But they are winning.
It's not coincidence that they're doing this on Sports Illustrated.
They think they have a hook - sports. They're going to deprive the masses of sports. Or use sports to opiate the masses.
I liked things better with the other opiate. And I'm not religious.
Posted by: Circular Thinking at July 13, 2020 02:49 PM (Lk/fE)
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This reminds me of an interaction I had with Dolley a few years ago.
We were talking about a cover issue of EW that had Outlander on the cover.
"People are excited about Outlander!"
"Based on what?"
"This cover."
"No, that tells me that EW is excited about Outlander."
"Well, their readers at least."
"No, just the editors."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 13, 2020 02:51 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 13, 2020 02:47 PM (bDqIh)
Unless than woman in her sixties is Christy Brinkley.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 13, 2020 02:48 PM (NWiLs)
I have a friend in her 60s who is one of the sexiest women I know. Eastern European, they get all the good genes.
Posted by: josephistan at July 13, 2020 02:51 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: SandyCheeks at July 13, 2020 02:51 PM (T2vnY)
Posted by: Doof at July 13, 2020 02:49 PM (mZUr4)
Cheap, plastic "marital aids."
Broke the first time I used it.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2020 02:51 PM (hku12)
This is all about power. The goal is to undermine a person's identity, and sense of control over his or her body. If you're a lesbian who isn't attracted to a transwoman? You're a bigot. How dare you refuse to sleep with her! You must give up bodily control to demonstrate that you are truly accepting of others.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 13, 2020 02:52 PM (SgjGX)
Posted by: LASue at July 13, 2020 02:52 PM (Ed8Zd)
"Makes History"
is short for:
"Media bullshit that will be totally forgotten within a week"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 13, 2020 02:47 PM (EGyGV)
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That's the problem. They have to keep upping the ante. A couple of years from now it'll be "Highlights Magazine makes history by being the first children's publication to celebrate interracial trans-species couples with a HOT photo spread of Harvey Weinstein
and a Vietnamese potbellied pig in Harvey's tastefully appointed Beverly Hills love sty."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 13, 2020 02:52 PM (AzW6q)
What is the current purpose of the swimsuit issue?
The original purpose was for male reader enjoyment under the guise
of swimsuit fashion issue. Because guys who like sports likely also like
hot women in bikinis. In return, SI gets their biggest revenue issue
and PR to remind people SI exists.
Now, the swimsuit issue is some kind of feminist self-esteem fluffing for residents of the island of misfit toys.
Question asked and answered. They got tired of getting slagged for blatant sexism by their fellow travelers, and this is their way of expiating their sins.
Posted by: pep at July 13, 2020 02:52 PM (v16oJ)
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You know who is now out of a job because of the SJWs? The very people they claim they want to 'help'.
Aunt Jemima, Uncle Ben, Land O Lakes Indian maid.
That's tongue in cheek, of course, but it reflects *exactly* what they are doing to real people.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2020 02:52 PM (ELgVT)
Posted by: ... at July 13, 2020 02:52 PM (e7k9E)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2020 02:49 PM (T0djb)
Exactly.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 13, 2020 02:52 PM (Jx5Qs)
In the days of my youth
I was told what it is to be a man
Now I've reached that age
I've tried to do all those things the best I can
Posted by: stumck at July 13, 2020 02:52 PM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Poster X at July 13, 2020 02:52 PM (kTW6K)
This folks is a sick twisted evil thing.
Call it what it is.
Ill and a perverted exploited and deeply troubled. And mutilated.
Posted by: USNtakim at July 13, 2020 02:52 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: josephistan at July 13, 2020 02:51 PM (Izzlo)
Dahlink !
Posted by: Zombie Zsa Zsa Gabor at July 13, 2020 02:53 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: steevy at July 13, 2020 02:53 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 13, 2020 02:53 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at July 13, 2020 02:50 PM (4a9Vv)
The Texas Rangers oppressed the Indigenous Peoples by actively combatting their use of torture poles, scalping, and slavery. Cultural insensitivity cannot be overlooked.
Posted by: tubal at July 13, 2020 02:53 PM (bCLt0)
64
In a related note I keep seeing the same commercial on YouTube for
some reason......an obese chick dancing around in her underwear eating
ice cream. And the tag line is something like fuck exercise fuck diets
enjoy life.
Posted by: Poster X at July 13, 2020 02:48 PM (kTW6K)
I saw that on TV and thought... well there are a lot of fat people out there who need ice cream.....and the company just went for it. Bold move on their part.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 13, 2020 02:53 PM (xYCki)
As a cis-het male I can assure you my dick would not be erect in that situation.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
Penal Code 2036.
Section 17h.2g
Refusal to Ingest Mandated Daily PDE5 Vasodilation Medications
Any cis-het male who refuses to ingest his daily dose of vasodilation (PDE5) medications (e.g. Cialis, Viagra, etc.), as mandated by the Compulsory Erection Act of 2033, shall be deemed guilty of a misdemeanor. Minimum sentence: $5 million fine and 6 months of compulsory anti-cis-het training sessions, both penetrative and receptive.
Posted by: zombie at July 13, 2020 02:53 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 13, 2020 02:53 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Drew in MO at July 13, 2020 02:53 PM (cGlgB)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 13, 2020 02:54 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 13, 2020 02:51 PM (dNzKv)
They'll probably ban weight loss surgeries soon.
You can have your dick cut off, your breasts hacked away, and your body pumped full of poisons, but heaven forbid you get a gastric band or diet pills.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 13, 2020 02:54 PM (SgjGX)
Only One Life Mattered. Praise His Name!
Posted by: A Citizen at July 13, 2020 02:54 PM (MkuC5)
Posted by: SandyCheeks at July 13, 2020 02:51 PM (T2vnY)
Prolly like Captain Marvelle though. It'll sell relatively well, due to the novelty, and the wokes going in on it to "prove" something.
Let's see how the second issue fares.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2020 02:54 PM (hku12)
Posted by: White Jake from State Farm at July 13, 2020 02:54 PM (Do5/p)
I haven't bought an SI for 20 years. Ain't gonna start now.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 13, 2020 02:54 PM (WC/Jr)
Posted by: runner at July 13, 2020 02:54 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: wth at July 13, 2020 02:54 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: josephistan
It wasn't that long ago that Eastern European women were known for moles and being shaped like a duffel bag.
Posted by: pep at July 13, 2020 02:54 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: ShainS at July 13, 2020 02:54 PM (CXsLy)
some reason......an obese chick dancing around in her underwear eating
ice cream. And the tag line is something like fuck exercise fuck diets
enjoy life.
It's barf producing... It's advertising for KETO ice cream AKA low carb
Posted by: It's me donna at July 13, 2020 02:54 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: KEYSER SOZE at July 13, 2020 02:54 PM (CLteG)
Heh. Headline at The Hammer Times-Tribune: "Sports Illustrated Reaches Another Grim Milestone"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2020 02:55 PM (ELgVT)
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at July 13, 2020 02:55 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Inogame at July 13, 2020 02:55 PM (+2xjH)
Didn't the swimsuit issue traditionally come out in February or so?
No baseball, no football, no tennis, no golf, I guess just hockey and basketball and nearing the end of a long dreary winter, so something to cheer guys up and remind them that your magazine still exists.
Or used to be the case.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 13, 2020 02:55 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: pep
Babushka!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2020 02:55 PM (T0djb)
Posted by: Marxist NPC at July 13, 2020 02:55 PM (xYCki)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 13, 2020 02:53 PM (1ISKN)
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I still haven't seen that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 13, 2020 02:55 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: SandyCheeks at July 13, 2020 02:55 PM (T2vnY)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation
And, doesn't own a weedwhacker, if you catch my drift)
Posted by: JT at July 13, 2020 02:55 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: clutch cargo
SPORTS ILLUSTRATED
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 13, 2020 02:55 PM (ysmsf)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at July 13, 2020 02:55 PM (DMQdU)
Posted by: Yesterday's Headlines Today at July 13, 2020 02:55 PM (HhXSr)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 13, 2020 02:55 PM (tsZQ+)
Posted by: jim at July 13, 2020 02:47 PM (ynpvh)
I believe he's slow cooking food sealed in plastic bags in a water bath held at a constant 130 degrees Fahrenheit. While wearing Crocs.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 13, 2020 02:50 PM (NWiLs)
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LOL
Posted by: SMH at July 13, 2020 02:55 PM (RU4sa)
*******
Redskins Change Name To 'Lizard People' To Better Represent Population Of Washington, D.C. | The Babylon Bee
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 13, 2020 02:55 PM (1Dmt5)
Posted by: pep
They were hiding the good ones from us!
Posted by: eleven at July 13, 2020 02:55 PM (QLf0x)
Yeah, not knocking Christi Brinkley or any woman who is still hot later in life.
That was just one of the "First!" body types they added to the swimsuit issue recently. It's become a "muh representation" quota/checklist instead of "Hey, hot women in bikinis that men will want to look at."
Posted by: Lizzy at July 13, 2020 02:55 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 13, 2020 02:55 PM (TZi47)
bags in a water bath held at a constant 130 degrees Fahrenheit. While
wearing Crocs.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 13, 2020 02:50 PM (NWiLs)
LMAO!! Yeah i don't know why the Instapot doesn't get any love from the slow cook hipster dou...well.. the slow cook hipsters. Do you know its like a slow cooker but really fucking fast?
But then again I yell at the microwave.. "I don't HAVE all fucking minute!!!"
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 13, 2020 02:56 PM (Jx5Qs)
Posted by: Tennessee Jed at July 13, 2020 02:56 PM (alrWI)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 13, 2020 02:53 PM (1ISKN)
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I still haven't seen that.
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The alien from Stargate has a dong.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 13, 2020 02:56 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: PAgirlinNC at July 13, 2020 02:37 PM (6KLKM)
I'm pretty sure I read about an year ago that's it's in financial trouble. So trannies must be the way back to profitability
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 13, 2020 02:56 PM (z5l0N)
Yes, but are they humored in their delusion?
Is society being forced to conform to the lie that they are fat?
The answer to those questions is no.
And yet a mentally ill person is going to be featured on the cover of a national magazine and cheered on as being brave and virtuous and anybody who objects
will be regarded as a regressive troglodyte who needs to be destroyed so completely that their kind will never come around again.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 13, 2020 02:56 PM (utZIk)
Posted by: Inogame at July 13, 2020 02:55 PM (+2xjH)
An a real asshole, he is, I might add.
Posted by: tubal at July 13, 2020 02:56 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at July 13, 2020 02:56 PM (mbYl0)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 13, 2020 02:53 PM (1ISKN)
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I still haven't seen that.
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The alien from Stargate has a dong.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 13, 2020 02:56 PM (1ISKN)
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Oh, I know of it and the twist.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 13, 2020 02:57 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: WonkishRogue at July 13, 2020 02:57 PM (BRpqW)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 13, 2020 02:57 PM (tsZQ+)
That just as much man face as that dude who played Captain Marvel, better ass though
Posted by: Inogame at July 13, 2020 02:55 PM (+2xjH)
I have seen three Brie larsen movies and plenty of other footage. And not once has she ever shown a flicker of charm or likeability. It's all one long chip on her shoulder.
Posted by: Marxist NPC at July 13, 2020 02:57 PM (xYCki)
Posted by: Erebus at July 13, 2020 02:57 PM (afc/v)
Posted by: runner at July 13, 2020 02:57 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: eleven at July 13, 2020 02:57 PM (QLf0x)
Posted by: t-bird at July 13, 2020 02:57 PM (DMQdU)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 13, 2020 02:57 PM (U9Qbt)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 13, 2020 02:53 PM (1ISKN)
Nope.
I'm waiting when I'm cancelled because of "transphobia" of my 1st movie and "racism" for my 2nd movie. And that the actor who plays me is a TDS-saturated loon isn't going to help either.
Posted by: Ace Ventura at July 13, 2020 02:57 PM (5aFbR)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 13, 2020 02:57 PM (tsZQ+)
Posted by: Poster X at July 13, 2020 02:57 PM (kTW6K)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 13, 2020 02:48 PM (utZIk)
In the anorexic's mind, yes.
Posted by: Flyover at July 13, 2020 02:57 PM (Rbu5d)
I do 95%. My kids call it death chocolate.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 13, 2020 02:58 PM (FOASr)
Posted by: jimmy at July 13, 2020 02:58 PM (VuWRi)
Nothing.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 13, 2020 02:49 PM
Now c'mon. The beach behind him looks really nice! With that hair, he could really rock it in an 80s hair metal tribute band...uh...decent musculature in the arms, shoulders.....OH GOD IT'S A MAN!!!!
Posted by: That guy at July 13, 2020 02:58 PM (zHVM/)
Posted by: 11B40 at July 13, 2020 02:58 PM (evgyj)
Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at July 13, 2020 02:58 PM (bDqIh)
In the days of my youth the SI swimsuit edition was looked forward to by all the guys I knew. Of course that was in the days of Kathy Ireland. Now guys have to look forward to another guy in a bikini
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 13, 2020 02:46 PM
My first model crush as a teen was Kathy Ireland. First thing I put up in my dorm room freshman year at Purdue in Fall 1994 was my Kathy Ireland wall calendar.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 13, 2020 02:58 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: LASue at July 13, 2020 02:52 PM (Ed8Zd)
Somewhere in LA, I'm guessing.
Think about it, they burn medical waste, which goes up those big chimneys, then spews forth across the metro area.
You're breathing in this dude's peener.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2020 02:58 PM (hku12)
*******
Trump Reelection Campaign Now 50% Larger Than 2016 Campaign | Dan Bongino
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 13, 2020 02:58 PM (1Dmt5)
Went woke, go broke. The former team known as the Redskins too.
Posted by: Skip at July 13, 2020 02:58 PM (6f16T)
It's barf producing... It's advertising for KETO ice cream AKA low carb
Posted by: It's me donna at July 13, 2020 02:54 PM (Zmnko)
I saw that. I hit skip ad so quick that I did not see what it was 'advertising' for.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 13, 2020 02:58 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: t-bird at July 13, 2020 02:58 PM (DMQdU)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at July 13, 2020 02:58 PM (Ve//x)
Tragedy ensues as his dick tape falls off mid-photo shoot and must be
redone by a special dick tape team sent by the duct tape corporation.
In WWII USSR, this was known as a punishment battalion.
Posted by: pep at July 13, 2020 02:58 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue!
Guys, remember how you'd see a long, golden mane of flowing blonde hair and then he'd turn and you'd see the dark unbleached razor stubble and you'd vomit and gargle with gasoline?
Welcome to that once in a blue moon fuckup.
Daily.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2020 02:58 PM (T0djb)
As low as my standards were, I still has some standards.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 13, 2020 02:58 PM (u82oZ)
Force people to pretend that an obvious lie you are telling them is the truth, and you control them.
90 percent of what we all accept as "true" to avoid being publicly attacked is absolutely false.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 13, 2020 02:58 PM (WC/Jr)
Yes, SI has excellent photography. This is true. And now, their top-notch production work allows you to see a bitch with a dick in horrifying detail.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 13, 2020 02:58 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Lola at July 13, 2020 02:58 PM (pAuqr)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 13, 2020 02:59 PM (svbBD)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 13, 2020 02:54 PM (dNzKv)
Actually eventually the Left wants to stop all sex. One, it hurts the planet bigly, and two it gives the impression that one may desire something beyond the state. Which is expressly verboten.
So the endgame of the Left is an orgy of all ages for the "elites" and a soulless sexless impoverished gray society for everybody else.
Posted by: ... at July 13, 2020 02:59 PM (e7k9E)
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Trump Reelection Campaign Now 50% Larger Than 2016 Campaign | Dan Bongino
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 13, 2020 02:58 PM (1Dmt5)
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He should probably just give up.
I mean, you've seen the polls, right?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 13, 2020 02:59 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
Until morale improves.
Posted by: eleven at July 13, 2020 02:59 PM (QLf0x)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 13, 2020 02:59 PM (U9Qbt)
Posted by: Drew in MO at July 13, 2020 02:59 PM (cGlgB)
Posted by: ShainS at July 13, 2020 02:59 PM (CXsLy)
My first model crush as a teen was Kathy Ireland. First thing I put up in my dorm room freshman year at Purdue in Fall 1994 was my Kathy Ireland wall calendar.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 13, 2020 02:58 PM (Do5/p)
How about Carrie Fisher in her Slave Costume? I still have two of those in my shop.
Posted by: tubal at July 13, 2020 02:59 PM (bCLt0)
Did this issue get pushed back by the lock down?
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at July 13, 2020 02:59 PM (DF5JN)
Posted by: Lois Reed at July 13, 2020 02:59 PM (CLteG)
(sorry about the whole orange color thing...we know, we know, but it's established branding).
Posted by: Homo Depot at July 13, 2020 02:59 PM (ldmQR)
Posted by: Poster X at July 13, 2020 02:59 PM (kTW6K)
Posted by: Drew in MO
Kathy Ireland is spinning in her grave
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 13, 2020 03:00 PM (FZYNt)
no families. Dress however you want, fuck whoever you want. One big orgy
where little boys can dress like girls and have sex with 50 year old
men.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 13, 2020 02:54 PM (dNzKv)
No. They don't. They're just promoting this now - because everything has to be torn up before they build it up again.
But - rest assured - if they win, you'll have stable families having dinner table conversations about what's best, as the party says. And Mom and Dad screwing at the prescribed rate to produce new little proles. And you'll have flags and parades and songs up your ass. And you'll like 'em. Or else.
Trust me - there'll be a Pledge of Something before the Big Game. Only difference will be - you and I won't have the luxury of not watching.
Posted by: Circular Thinking at July 13, 2020 03:00 PM (Lk/fE)
Countdown until SI declares bankruptcy....
Posted by: PAgirlinNC at July 13, 2020 02:37 PM (6KLKM)
I'm pretty sure I read about an year ago that's it's in financial trouble. So trannies must be the way back to profitability
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 13, 2020 02:56 PM (z5l0N)
Haven't read one in year's then I picked one up in a DR waiting room. As near as I can figure it's all listicles and Go-girl stuff and other social of a lefty bent with a thin veneer of sports.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 13, 2020 03:00 PM (xYCki)
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at July 13, 2020 03:00 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 13, 2020 03:00 PM (Jx5Qs)
Posted by: ... at July 13, 2020 02:59 PM (e7k9E)
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Seen this movie before, read the book.
No thanks.
Posted by: SMH at July 13, 2020 03:00 PM (RU4sa)
Of something else?
Posted by: Abi at July 13, 2020 03:00 PM (Wwxwg)
Posted by: Piratepatch from the flood zone at July 13, 2020 03:00 PM (h8meQ)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner
Careful, or she'll give you HER boner.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2020 03:00 PM (T0djb)
Posted by: ShainS at July 13, 2020 03:00 PM (CXsLy)
Historians will look back at the Trump era as "the years wearing a goatee".
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 13, 2020 03:00 PM (HhXSr)
This year it's a trans "woman" -- who 100% looks like a guy with long hair and make up.
SI hates women.
Posted by: Venus at July 13, 2020 03:00 PM (iYXhj)
Posted by: Jmel at July 13, 2020 03:00 PM (bhrJp)
Posted by: runner at July 13, 2020 03:00 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: steevy at July 13, 2020 03:00 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: Citizen at July 13, 2020 03:01 PM (ldmQR)
Posted by: TXNick77 at July 13, 2020 03:01 PM (38Nd0)
Also interesting that they don't picture him from the front. Is that because he looks more like the man he is from that angle? Doesn't have the shape of a woman (smaller waist, larger hips) because he's not a woman, but a man?
These people are so twisted. How many more kids are going to end up getting surgically mutilated, or get cancer from synthetic hormones, or end up killing themselves because of this idiocy?
If SI and the rest of these fools really wanted to be "progressive," they'd be telling kids that they are perfectly fine they way they are. Why don't they encourage kids to love and accept their bodies as they are, instead of encouraging them to mutilate themselves and pretend to be something they are not?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 13, 2020 03:01 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: WitchDoktor
You're gonna have to get through the wall of throw pillows and 'window treatments' to get to her, ya' know.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 13, 2020 03:01 PM (ysmsf)
The first woman to warp the geometry of my mind was Lynda Carter.
The eyes, the impossible curves, the hair, the voice.
Total package.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 13, 2020 03:01 PM (utZIk)
Posted by: t-bird at July 13, 2020 03:01 PM (CTJwJ)
Posted by: radar at July 13, 2020 03:01 PM (BySB9)
Posted by: Drew in MO at July 13, 2020 02:59 PM (cGlgB)
*********
You Meant Kathy Ireland
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 13, 2020 03:01 PM (1Dmt5)
Posted by: An Observation at July 13, 2020 03:02 PM (IRhIZ)
Posted by: runner at July 13, 2020 03:02 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Poster X
Dude with a dick pretending to be a chick.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2020 03:02 PM (T0djb)
Posted by: Herb Tarlek at July 13, 2020 03:02 PM (ldmQR)
Yeah, not knocking Christi Brinkley or any woman who is still hot later in life.
***"
Posted by: Lizzy at July 13, 2020 02:55 PM (bDqIh)
A couple of days ago there was a short horde discussion of older women who age gracefully and are still pretty - Helen Mirren and Charlotte Rampling were mentioned. I think Christie Brinkley could go on that list (but maybe too much filler?) and Jane Seymour.
Posted by: LASue at July 13, 2020 03:02 PM (Ed8Zd)
Pardon my naivety but does the duck tape have to do with taping their privates out of the way so they can wear a bikini?
Of something else?
Posted by: Abi at July 13, 2020 03:00 PM (Wwxwg)
__________
Used to prevent the gerbils from escaping.
Posted by: ShainS at July 13, 2020 03:02 PM (2vfEw)
Posted by: steevy at July 13, 2020 03:03 PM (KNsKs)
If a guy dates a girl who USED to be a guy - but isn't anymore - what does that make the guy who dates a girl who used to be a guy?
Posted by: Herb Tarlek at July 13, 2020 03:02 PM (ldmQR)
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Gay. He banged a guy, so he's gay. I hope that helps.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 13, 2020 03:03 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Herb Tarlek at July 13, 2020 03:02 PM (ldmQR)
gay
Posted by: JoeF. at July 13, 2020 03:03 PM (gtdYu)
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A lot of our school kids are in their 20's.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 13, 2020 03:03 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: An Observation at July 13, 2020 03:02 PM (IRhIZ)
They put masks on literally babies. It's freaky to see - kids look scared.
Posted by: runner at July 13, 2020 03:03 PM (zr5Kq)
A couple of days ago there was a short horde discussion of older women who age gracefully and are still pretty - Helen Mirren and Charlotte Rampling were mentioned. I think Christie Brinkley could go on that list (but maybe too much filler?) and Jane Seymour.
Posted by: LASue at July 13, 2020 03:02 PM (Ed8Zd)
Add Andie McDowell.
Posted by: tubal at July 13, 2020 03:03 PM (bCLt0)
And then the Left destroyed my car with a lot of baseball bats. Didn't even use caps lock.
Maybe we should try that.
Posted by: Quiet at July 13, 2020 03:03 PM (P0MsZ)
Posted by: WonkishRogue at July 13, 2020 03:03 PM (BRpqW)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2020 03:03 PM (T0djb)
Posted by: LASue
Ann-margret better be on that fuckin list
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 13, 2020 03:03 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: spindrift at July 13, 2020 03:03 PM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: pep at July 13, 2020 03:03 PM (v16oJ)
Dude with a dick pretending to be a chick.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2020 03:02 PM (T0djb)
I call them chudes, pronounced choods.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 13, 2020 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Poster X at July 13, 2020 03:03 PM (kTW6K)
Posted by: Skip at July 13, 2020 03:03 PM (6f16T)
Posted by: Marxist NPC at July 13, 2020 02:57 PM (xYCki)
She had a bit part in Community, as a nerdy possible love interest for the Abed character. He was supposed to be autistic, and somehow she was going to humanize him, I guess. Must not have tested well, she wasn't around for long.
She was charming enough though.
Overrated for her Oscar win. It was a compelling film, but her performance didn't really add anything to it.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2020 03:03 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Drew in MO at July 13, 2020 03:04 PM (cGlgB)
This shit however, is uncalled for. Even the "traditional" gays think this shit is weird, sick and perverted.
They don't particularly like the fact their lifestyle has been hijacked by the alphabet soup people.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 13, 2020 03:04 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 13, 2020 03:04 PM (tsZQ+)
Add Andie McDowell.
Posted by: tubal at July 13, 2020 03:03 PM (bCLt0)
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She was in Ready or Not recently.
She doesn't really look very good anymore. She's fighting the aging process and losing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 13, 2020 03:04 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at July 13, 2020 03:04 PM (Ve//x)
Posted by: LASue at July 13, 2020 03:02 PM (Ed8Zd)
And don't forget, Mirren's genes are White Russian
Posted by: JoeF. at July 13, 2020 03:04 PM (gtdYu)
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at July 13, 2020 03:04 PM (UUBmN)
How about: "DC American Football Team"?
The "BLM Felchers"?
The "Father of Our Country Pig Skinners"?
I HAVE TO KNOW!!!!!!
Posted by: Sharkman at July 13, 2020 03:04 PM (WC/Jr)
Posted by: SI at July 13, 2020 03:04 PM (AytXr)
Posted by: eleven at July 13, 2020 03:04 PM (QLf0x)
There is a big list of hot women in their 50's. More than in the past. The exercise and diet culture has assisted in making that happen.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 13, 2020 03:05 PM (U9Qbt)
magazine can hold their head up high at cocktail parties full of
progressive wokescolds.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 13, 2020 02:50 PM (LvTSG)
phrasing
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 13, 2020 03:05 PM (N39Ws)
She had a bit part in Community, as a nerdy possible love interest for the Abed character. He was supposed to be autistic, and somehow she was going to humanize him, I guess. Must not have tested well, she wasn't around for long.
She was charming enough though.
Overrated for her Oscar win. It was a compelling film, but her performance didn't really add anything to it.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2020 03:03 PM (hku12)
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I think she's adorable in 21 Jump Street.
She's also a great bitch in Scott Pilgrim vs. The World.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 13, 2020 03:05 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: runner at July 13, 2020 03:05 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Poster X at July 13, 2020 02:59 PM (kTW6K)
It hurts to pee.
Posted by: Valentina Sampaio at July 13, 2020 03:05 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Citizen at July 13, 2020 03:05 PM (ldmQR)
Posted by: radar at July 13, 2020 03:05 PM (BySB9)
Posted by: Max Power at July 13, 2020 03:05 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Herb Tarlek
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Gay. He banged a guy, so he's gay. I hope that helps.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
309 If a guy dates a girl who USED to be a guy - but isn't anymore - what does that make the guy who dates a girl who used to be a guy?
Posted by: Herb Tarlek
gay
Posted by: JoeF
Shared threadwinner!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2020 03:06 PM (T0djb)
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Politics may make strange bed fellows but it cannot turn men into women (or women into men). That "transwoman" is a man whether we agree politically or not.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 13, 2020 03:06 PM (nAiE/)
Posted by: x at July 13, 2020 03:06 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: t-bird
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Saw this on another site... Washington Possums... They play dead at home and get killed on the road
Posted by: It's me donna at July 13, 2020 03:07 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 13, 2020 03:07 PM (1ISKN)
This folks is a sick twisted evil thing.
Call it what it is.
Ill and a perverted exploited and deeply troubled. And mutilated.
Posted by: USNtakim at July 13, 2020 02:52 PM (0OmEj)
Will SI cover the story when he is murdered by a lover or commits suicide in a few years?
Posted by: Flyover at July 13, 2020 03:07 PM (Rbu5d)
First thing I put up in my dorm room freshman year at Purdue in Fall
1994 was my Kathy Ireland wall calendar.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 13, 2020 02:58 PM (Do5/p)
Even though I'm 29, I think the first time I saw her was the 1984 or 1985 SI issue. She was absolutely beautiful and like the perfect All American girl.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 13, 2020 03:07 PM (z5l0N)
Posted by: rhomboid at July 13, 2020 03:07 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: ... at July 13, 2020 03:07 PM (e7k9E)
Yes.
There's a Smirnoff tv ad with Lorraine Cox (trans actress) that is just music and a bunch of spazzy clips of Cox, some other guy, dancing and stuff. There's one shot of a close-up of Cox's lips that I think is supposed to be sexy, but it's icky. Think I see remnants of hair follicles for a mustache? But they sure do try to sell Cox like a sexy, sexy laaaady!
Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at July 13, 2020 03:07 PM (bDqIh)
I keep waiting for the good, honest, hard-working gays to come out and say enough is enough.
But the FBI ain't done it yet either.
Posted by: Circular Thinking at July 13, 2020 03:07 PM (Lk/fE)
Posted by: SMOD at July 13, 2020 03:07 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 13, 2020 03:07 PM (U9Qbt)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 13, 2020 03:07 PM (p7r9F)
Posted by: Flyover at July 13, 2020 03:07 PM (Rbu5d)
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Probably.
The focus of the story won't be on the broken relationships and mental issues, but on the climate of hate stemming from the cover as the sole cause of the death.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 13, 2020 03:08 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: steevy at July 13, 2020 03:08 PM (KNsKs)
Overrated for her Oscar win. It was a compelling film, but her performance didn't really add anything to it.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2020 03:03 PM (hku12)
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I think she's adorable in 21 Jump Street.
She's also a great bitch in Scott Pilgrim vs. The World.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 13, 2020 03:05 PM (LvTSG
Didn't realize that was her in Jump Street. LOL Her charm free persona completely over shadows that to a point where I blocked out that it was even her.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 13, 2020 03:08 PM (xYCki)
Posted by: LASue
Ann-margret better be on that fuckin list
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 13, 2020 03:03 PM (FZYNt)
RAQUEL WELCH
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 13, 2020 03:08 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: radar at July 13, 2020 03:08 PM (BySB9)
AOC: 'Most Crime Is Probably Just Some Street Rat With A Heart Of Gold Stealing Apples To Feed His Pet Monkey'
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 13, 2020 03:08 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Archer at July 13, 2020 03:08 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Colin at July 13, 2020 03:08 PM (B+Lak)
____________
And plastic surgeons. Don't leave them out. Most of those women have had work done. It's just not as obvious now, as the surgeries themselves have improved with time and advancements in technology.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 13, 2020 03:08 PM (k4dH2)
My first model crush as a teen was Kathy Ireland.
First thing I put up in my dorm room freshman year at Purdue in Fall
1994 was my Kathy Ireland wall calendar.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 13, 2020 02:58 PM (Do5/p)
Even
though I'm 29, I think the first time I saw her was the 1984 or 1985 SI
issue. She was absolutely beautiful and like the perfect All American
girl.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 13, 2020 03:07 PM (z5l0N)
Catherine Bach
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 13, 2020 03:09 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Citizen, likely older than you at July 13, 2020 03:09 PM (ldmQR)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at July 13, 2020 03:09 PM (xceTB)
Posted by: Flyover at July 13, 2020 03:07 PM (Rbu5d)
Yes and it will be all Trump's fault
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 13, 2020 03:09 PM (z5l0N)
Natural selection, 2020 style. We don't have lions and such anymore to cull the herd.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 13, 2020 03:09 PM (YqDXo)
Smirnoff has a number of commercials with her and another gay guy famous in that community. They've been some for a few years now,
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 13, 2020 03:09 PM (U9Qbt)
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 13, 2020 03:09 PM (FZYNt)
It's fun to be a mob leader until the mob turns on you, as Nancy Pelosi is finding out. A socialist challenger is gunning for her San Francisco district and got #PelosiMustGo to trend on Twitter all day Sunday. Trending on Twitter is a big deal when you're trying to influence the Left's low-information voters.
Pelosi's opponent, Shahid Buttar, is a left-wing activist, lawyer, DJ and poet. Among other impressive things, Buttar boasts about his trips to Burning Man, his "socially conscious music" and "outdoor poetry" jams. Buttar finished second in the primary and represents Pelosi's first general election challenger from within the Democratic Party in 30 years. If you think the Muslim immigrant can't outflank Nancy from the left, I point to the recent election of District Attorney Chesa Boudin in San Francisco, radical son of cop-killing Weather Underground terrorists, and Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN), an anti-Semite who wants to dismantle America.
According to Buttar, Pelosi stands in the way of progressive-agenda items like Defunding the Police, canceling rent, the Green New Deal and Medicare for All, to name a few. Buttar has already earned the coveted endorsement of Hollywood idiot Susan Sarandon.
Posted by: SMOD at July 13, 2020 02:45 PM (3aI0K)
*rubs hands together gleefully*
Posted by: LASue at July 13, 2020 03:09 PM (Ed8Zd)
But to bring this back to the level that most morons can appreciate, I offer a better way to sell magazines.....
https://tinyurl.com/y9pzqwcm
Posted by: Action Jackson is my name. Bold Adventure is my game. at July 13, 2020 03:10 PM (ZP+K2)
Probably Miss MAGA, who has been at some of Charlie Kirk's Tea Party USA events.
Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at July 13, 2020 03:10 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Colin at July 13, 2020 03:10 PM (B+Lak)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 13, 2020 03:09 PM (N39Ws)
There was one episode where Daisy took off her top in the dark and you got a shot of side boob.
I'll remember that until I die.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 13, 2020 03:10 PM (Zz0t1)
She was charming enough though.
Overrated for her Oscar win. It was a compelling film, but her performance didn't really add anything to it.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2020 03:03 PM (hku12)
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I think she's adorable in 21 Jump Street.
She's also a great bitch in Scott Pilgrim vs. The World.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 13, 2020 03:05 PM (LvTSG)
I never saw the 21 Jump Street thing.
Don't remember her in Scott Pilgrim. I have a thing for Mary E. Winstead, Aubrey Plaza, and Anna Kendrick though. I want to have all their babies.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2020 03:10 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 13, 2020 03:10 PM (U9Qbt)
Posted by: Anderson's Pooper at July 13, 2020 03:10 PM (UBPx0)
The crucial question is, "Will this new hero be paid even-up on the males' wage scale, or only 77 cents on the dollar, as all women are?"
To know that is to know the answer of what this new hero "is".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 13, 2020 03:10 PM (pNxlR)
She's also a great bitch in Scott Pilgrim vs. The World.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 13, 2020 03:05 PM (LvTSG)
I thought we were talking about Cheese Larson's ACTING???
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 13, 2020 03:10 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: Flatville Bill at July 13, 2020 03:10 PM (tEsMf)
Posted by: ShainS at July 13, 2020 03:10 PM (CXsLy)
Posted by: Jen the original at July 13, 2020 03:10 PM (tZzip)
I was generally OK with the gays. They weren't in your face about it.
They typically threw really good parties, good food, booze, etc. My
wife and I have been to several. This is an observation, not a
generalization of gay life.
This shit however, is uncalled for. Even the "traditional" gays think this shit is weird, sick and perverted.
They don't particularly like the fact their lifestyle has been hijacked by the alphabet soup people.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 13, 2020 03:04 PM (3H9h1)
They are the alphabet soup people.
The next group to openly join that three ring circus is NAMBLA. They actually marched in the first gay pride parades but got unpersoned from the movement because they were a bad look.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 13, 2020 03:11 PM (nAiE/)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at July 13, 2020 03:11 PM (Ve//x)
Posted by: Max Power at July 13, 2020 03:11 PM (q177U)
You are born male or female and will die as one or the other, regardless of what is sliced off or sown on in the interim.
For those confused by which particular gender they are, counseling is available.
Posted by: irongrampa at July 13, 2020 03:11 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: Drew in MO at July 13, 2020 03:11 PM (cGlgB)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at July 13, 2020 03:12 PM (Ve//x)
Posted by: LASue at July 13, 2020 03:02 PM (Ed8Zd)
Saw Debra Winger on a L&O rerun from not too long ago. Said "that's a nice-looking older woman" before I recognized her.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 13, 2020 03:12 PM (p7r9F)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 13, 2020 03:12 PM (+y/Ru)
I never saw the 21 Jump Street thing.
Don't remember her in Scott Pilgrim. I have a thing for Mary E. Winstead, Aubrey Plaza, and Anna Kendrick though. I want to have all their babies.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2020 03:10 PM (hku12)
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Gonna be honest, the two 21 Jump Street movies are some of the best comedies of the last few years. Especially the second one.
And she played Envy, Scott's ex who made it big and was dating Todd (ex #3).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 13, 2020 03:12 PM (LvTSG)
It is kind of sad when you have videos for good movies and it is a welcome respite.
Stupid time to be alive and all that.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 13, 2020 03:12 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at July 13, 2020 03:13 PM (SchxB)
I hate him already, but then saw he features a man bun. Which means I know hate him squared.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 13, 2020 03:13 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: SMOD at July 13, 2020 02:45 PM (3aI0K)
Man, the grin on my face right now...
Posted by: Max Power at July 13, 2020 03:13 PM (q177U)
Posted by: jim at July 13, 2020 02:47 PM (ynpvh)
I believe he's slow cooking food sealed in plastic bags in a water bath held at a constant 130 degrees Fahrenheit. While wearing Crocs.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 13, 2020 02:50 PM (NWiLs)
CBD wearing Crocs? Say it isn't so! The next thing you'll be telling me is he's eating French Toast with maple syrup...
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at July 13, 2020 03:13 PM (8/7u2)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 13, 2020 03:13 PM (1g7ch)
The brain is hard to trick that way.
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 13, 2020 03:13 PM (Yodqd)
Posted by: radar at July 13, 2020 03:13 PM (BySB9)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 13, 2020 03:13 PM (SgjGX)
Posted by: WonkishRogue at July 13, 2020 03:13 PM (BRpqW)
Posted by: SMOD at July 13, 2020 03:07 PM (3aI0K)
False. Its a freakin' Marxist organization! I do NOT want my tax money funding it.
Posted by: LASue at July 13, 2020 03:13 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at July 13, 2020 03:13 PM (Ve//x)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth
Sorry. 80 yr old grandma is pushing it.
Even for my 57 yr old ass.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2020 03:14 PM (T0djb)
*Maybe* it's possible to have work done that isn't obvious or disfiguring, but I'd need proof.
Posted by: t-bird at July 13, 2020 03:14 PM (vOGqy)
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Gonna be honest, the two 21 Jump Street movies are some of the best comedies of the last few years. Especially the second one.
And she played Envy, Scott's ex who made it big and was dating Todd (ex #3).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 13, 2020 03:12 PM (LvTSG)
I may have to check out the Jumper movies. All I know about them is what'shisnames "ma name Jeff" line.
Pilgrim is cute enough to warrant another look.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2020 03:14 PM (hku12)
The most popular girl's name in the US in 1949 was "Linda". For boys that year it was "James".
His Tranny Name should have been "JaLinda".
Posted by: Sharkman at July 13, 2020 03:14 PM (WC/Jr)
All of the "in" people are doing it.
Posted by: David French at July 13, 2020 03:14 PM (wIFUm)
Ace really knows how to close the deal. I'm all
out.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 13, 2020 03:14 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Jen the original at July 13, 2020 03:10 PM (tZzip)
Trigglypuff and Lena Dunham are training for the photo shoot by eating Chunky Monkey ice cream by the quart.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 13, 2020 03:15 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: irongrampa at July 13, 2020 03:11 PM (KATBx)
That now verboten, unless you're counseling them that "oh yes, your belief that you're a woman is absolutely correct, despite the penis and facial hair." Imagine if they started having to counsel anorexics the same way. "Oh yes, you really are a disgusting fat pig at 5'4" and 72 pounds. Have you considered gastric bypass?"
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 13, 2020 03:15 PM (NWiLs)
Glorifying mental illness and character defects. Insisting you agree that 2+2=5.
They know it's ridiculous. Forcing it on you establishes their dominance and your servitude. Do not accept. Fight, ridicule.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 13, 2020 03:15 PM (7O4me)
Posted by: Molly k. at July 13, 2020 03:15 PM (weMmU)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 13, 2020 03:15 PM (U9Qbt)
Saw a recent documentary featuring her (blu-ray of Frankenstein: The True Story). You can tell her age even though she's well-maintained. But she's got a heck of a sense of humor and seems like she'd be a hoot to meet.
Posted by: Citizen, likely older than you at July 13, 2020 03:15 PM (ldmQR)
*Maybe* it's possible to have work done that isn't obvious or disfiguring, but I'd need proof.
Posted by: t-bird at July 13, 2020 03:14 PM (vOGqy)
A tweak here and there, spaced out over time
Posted by: JoeF. at July 13, 2020 03:15 PM (gtdYu)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 13, 2020 02:36 PM (kA3Cp)
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I think there's something to this idea. I know I now avoid buying name brands when I can. Almost all name brands. Because the companies that produce them are fucking communists.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 13, 2020 03:15 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Jmmy at July 13, 2020 03:15 PM (qpkPt)
Posted by: eleven at July 13, 2020 03:15 PM (QLf0x)
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So the government jobs that are 70% staffed by black employees are now able to demand equality and fair representation?
o_O
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 13, 2020 03:15 PM (Yodqd)
Posted by: steevy at July 13, 2020 03:15 PM (KNsKs)
I think that's been a driving factor all along. A "tell", for me, was the fact they were permitted to openly organize and exist.
Posted by: Circular Thinking at July 13, 2020 03:15 PM (Lk/fE)
As normal people walk away from 'popular' culture, there will be a sea change in the way we participate in leisure activities, and they won't include mass marketed items like professional sports, or fake sports magazines.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 13, 2020 02:36 PM (kA3Cp)
That people will be more doing than watching is an entirely good thing.
Posted by: troyriser at July 13, 2020 03:15 PM (xeeMq)
Posted by: ... at July 13, 2020 03:16 PM (e7k9E)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 13, 2020 03:16 PM (ykYG2)
Pilgrim is cute enough to warrant another look.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2020 03:14 PM (hku12)
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There's a great couple of cameos in the first one.
The second one is as much a meta shit on comedy sequels as the first one was a met shit on remakes of 80s properties. It ends with promos for the next 15 or so Jump Street movies over the credits, and they're hilarious, especially when Jonah Hill bows out of a movie for contractual reasons.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 13, 2020 03:16 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 13, 2020 03:16 PM (dNzKv)
And she played Envy, Scott's ex who made it big and was dating Todd (ex #3).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 13, 2020 03:12 PM (LvTSG)
Fuckin' Todd...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 13, 2020 03:16 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Colin at July 13, 2020 03:10 PM (B+Lak)
.......
Yes, because they're not big enough to be moobs.
Posted by: wth at July 13, 2020 03:16 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Archer at July 13, 2020 03:16 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Murrican Ninja Ware Eeyore at July 13, 2020 03:16 PM (xptlg)
WBAP radio guy Ric Roberts is wetting his panties. Dark and divisive.
Posted by: azalea city at July 13, 2020 03:16 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 13, 2020 03:17 PM (k4dH2)
If a guy dates a girl who USED to be a guy - but isn't anymore - what does that make the guy who dates a girl who used to be a guy?
Posted by: Herb Tarlek at July 13, 2020 03:02 PM
I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude pretending not to be a dude!
Posted by: Kirk Lazarus at July 13, 2020 03:17 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 13, 2020 03:17 PM (Z4rgH)
And she played Envy, Scott's ex who made it big and was dating Todd (ex #3).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 13, 2020 03:12 PM (LvTSG)
Fuckin' Todd...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 13, 2020 03:16 PM (NWiLs)
========
Fuck him in particular.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 13, 2020 03:17 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 13, 2020 03:17 PM (Yodqd)
Posted by: SMOD at July 13, 2020 03:07 PM (3aI0K)
False. Its a freakin' Marxist organization! I do NOT want my tax money funding it.
Posted by: LASue at July 13, 2020 03:13 PM (Ed8Zd)
But Only BLM is non-partisan!
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 13, 2020 03:17 PM (1g7ch)
Goodbye, horses . . .
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 13, 2020 03:16 PM (ykYG2)
Well it's hard to hold a candle
In the cold, November Rain.....
Posted by: Axl Rose at July 13, 2020 03:17 PM (gtdYu)
Posted by: Weasel at July 13, 2020 03:17 PM (MVjcR)
Heh. The second one had this dude who was so freaki' familiar, bugged me the whole time I was watching it.
It was Wyatt Russell - Kurt Russell's son.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 13, 2020 03:17 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at July 13, 2020 03:17 PM (Ve//x)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 13, 2020 03:17 PM (U9Qbt)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth
She didn't age well.
Posted by: GnuBreed
Well, she's 80, so...
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2020 03:17 PM (T0djb)
I still can't believe Carrie Underwood isn't a tranny stage name.
Posted by: perilisk at July 13, 2020 03:17 PM (9p+wn)
Posted by: SMOD at July 13, 2020 03:07 PM (3aI0K)
But you can't promote the goddamn President of the United States. Nice world we are living in.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 13, 2020 03:17 PM (Ez6QX)
Fuckin' Todd...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 13, 2020 03:16 PM (NWiLs)
They already established up thread that would make you gay.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 13, 2020 03:17 PM (Zz0t1)
Because there's like 3 of them? Male-to-female trannies are relatively thick on the ground by comparison.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 13, 2020 03:17 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: josephistan at July 13, 2020 03:18 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Kirk Lazarus at July 13, 2020 03:17 PM (Do5/p)
Glad I got that on BluRay.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 13, 2020 03:18 PM (A5zUN)
A few somebodies need to retake Biology 101 and pay attention this time.
Our species comes in 2 models, male and female and the 2 are immutable.
You are born male or female and will die as one or the other, regardless of what is sliced off or sown on in the interim.
For those confused by which particular gender they are, counseling is available.
Posted by: irongrampa at July 13, 2020 03:11 PM (KATBx)
It's called science. Not this b.s. where they say "gender assigned at birth". It's assigned at conception, dumbasses.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 13, 2020 03:18 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Herb Tarlek at July 13, 2020 03:02 PM
And if they have a kid together, is it a maybe-gayby?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2020 03:18 PM (6FeV1)
I keep waiting for the good, honest, hard-working gays to come out and say enough is enough.
But the FBI ain't done it yet either.
Posted by: Circular Thinking at July 13, 2020 03:07 PM (Lk/fE)
Martina Navratilova. Until she was savaged for being anti-trans in sports.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 13, 2020 03:18 PM (EGyGV)
Because there's like 3 of them? Male-to-female trannies are relatively thick on the ground by comparison.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 13, 2020 03:17 PM (ZGrMX)
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Because to be a woman in American society is such a natural disadvantage that men are mutilating themselves to become one.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 13, 2020 03:18 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: ... at July 13, 2020 03:18 PM (e7k9E)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 13, 2020 03:17 PM (k4dH2)
Saw some You Tube clip of her from 1976.
Wow
Posted by: JoeF. at July 13, 2020 03:18 PM (gtdYu)
The brain is hard to trick that way.
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 13, 2020 03:13 PM (Yodqd)
..
I call 'em like I see 'em.
Posted by: The Amygdala at July 13, 2020 03:18 PM (yL25O)
I still can't believe Carrie Underwood isn't a tranny stage name.
Posted by: perilisk at July 13, 2020 03:17 PM (9p+wn)
TV show director Dick Wolf. I always found that a gay porn star name.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 13, 2020 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 13, 2020 03:19 PM (dNzKv)
Because there's like 3 of them? Male-to-female trannies are relatively thick on the ground by comparison.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 13, 2020 03:17 PM (ZGrMX)
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Because to be a woman in American society is such a natural disadvantage that men are mutilating themselves to become one.
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More like it's a last ditch strategy to get a lesbian into bed.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at July 13, 2020 03:19 PM (Ve//x)
Posted by: Jen the original at July 13, 2020 03:10 PM (tZzip)
........
minor edit
Posted by: wth at July 13, 2020 03:19 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: sans_sheriff at July 13, 2020 03:19 PM (zdSnu)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 13, 2020 03:18 PM (N39Ws)
Good call.
Posted by: ... at July 13, 2020 03:19 PM (e7k9E)
Posted by: Citizen at July 13, 2020 03:19 PM (ldmQR)
Posted by: Ernie McCracken at July 13, 2020 03:19 PM (0CMdT)
Posted by: LASue at July 13, 2020 03:19 PM (Ed8Zd)
which implies that the definitive properties of a woman are no more or less than her physical sexual traits.
I can see why the TERFs are so pissed.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2020 03:20 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 13, 2020 03:20 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 13, 2020 03:20 PM (dNzKv)
A triangle has four sides.
Servitude is freedom.
A man is a woman if he says so.
You'll be happier agreeing than fighting back.
We have no ill will.
"Nitrogen" is a color.
-Sports Illustrated
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 13, 2020 03:20 PM (7O4me)
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Yep.
How many arms do humans have? Two.
Are there a few humans with more or fewer? Yes.
How many arms do humans have? Two.
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 13, 2020 03:21 PM (Yodqd)
Cindy Crawford, Dorothy Hamill, there are many. What do they have in
common? They didn't let some butcher attack their beautiful faces.
*Maybe* it's possible to have work done that isn't obvious or disfiguring, but I'd need proof.
Posted by: t-bird at July 13, 2020 03:14 PM (vOGqy)
A tweak here and there, spaced out over time
Posted by: JoeF. at July 13, 2020 03:15 PM (gtdYu)
Meg Ryan scurries off in shame.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 13, 2020 03:21 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: perilisk at July 13, 2020 03:17 PM (9p+wn)
TV show director Dick Wolf. I always found that a gay porn star name.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 13, 2020 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)
Kenny Chesney sounds like a real buttfucker.
But that's got nothing to do with his name.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2020 03:21 PM (6FeV1)
No...DECLARING you are a woman makes you a woman. THe tits are just for show.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 13, 2020 03:21 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: LASue at July 13, 2020 03:21 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 13, 2020 03:20 PM (y7DUB)
Because Mitt is still somewhat useful to the Left
Posted by: JoeF. at July 13, 2020 03:21 PM (gtdYu)
It wasn't a good direction, but it was a long way. And again, not that long ago.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2020 03:21 PM (hYcqw)
Kim Basinger is still great looking.
Posted by: LASue at July 13, 2020 03:19 PM (Ed8Zd)
Anne Archer
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 13, 2020 03:22 PM (xYCki)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2020 03:20 PM (6FeV1)
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I hate that term.
'Woman' is sufficient.
Posted by: SMH at July 13, 2020 03:22 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: gp at July 13, 2020 03:22 PM (nb2vW)
I still can't believe Carrie Underwood isn't a tranny stage name.
Posted by: perilisk at July 13, 2020 03:17 PM (9p+wn)
TV show director Dick Wolf. I always found that a gay porn star name.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 13, 2020 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)
And that makes Dick Van Dyke a what?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 13, 2020 03:22 PM (N39Ws)
It wasn't a good direction, but it was a long way. And again, not that long ago.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2020 03:21 PM (hYcqw)
==========
Theory:
This is all revenge against Verlander for taking Upton away from the male population at large.
Discuss.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 13, 2020 03:22 PM (LvTSG)
US Office of Special Counsel Argues It's Alright for Government Workers to Promote Black Lives Matter While at Work.
Posted by: SMOD at July 13, 2020 03:07 PM
"The Tea Party provides a close analogy for BLM."
WRONG.
A better analogy is antifa, Weather Underground, etc.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 13, 2020 03:22 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 13, 2020 03:15 PM (gtdYu)
Meg Ryan scurries off in shame.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 13, 2020 03:21 PM (N39Ws)
Now you tell me.
Posted by: Scaryface Melanie Griffith at July 13, 2020 03:22 PM (Ed8Zd)
Turns out the site is "inclusive" which means I guess getting photos you don't want? And you can search for one particular race with 100% success, but not Caucasians. Sofa king weird.
I assume you soon won't be able to search for just females anymore, and you will get pics of all kind of nonsense thrown in. Yay inclusion???
Posted by: ... at July 13, 2020 03:23 PM (e7k9E)
Does the SI photo shoot show Valentina's junk? Is Valentina a
junk-tucker like Jame Gumb? I mean, SI photo shoots usually show the
crotchal body region of the models, right? How big a package does
Valentina exhibit? Hawt or Not?
Posted by: gp at July 13, 2020 03:22 PM (nb2vW)
I think it was surgically mutilated by adding a hatchet wound.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 13, 2020 03:23 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: eleven at July 13, 2020 03:23 PM (QLf0x)
Posted by: Ernie McCracken at July 13, 2020 03:19 PM (0CMdT)
If they make it too obvious though, it will set their cause back.
The "New" Americans aren't down with that shit.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 13, 2020 03:23 PM (gtdYu)
Posted by: SMOD at July 13, 2020 03:23 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: torabora at July 13, 2020 03:23 PM (NQalo)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 13, 2020 03:23 PM (dNzKv)
This is all revenge against Verlander for taking Upton away from the male population at large.
Discuss.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 13, 2020 03:22 PM (LvTSG)
Counter-point:
Verlander might well be the catalyst for the 'leaked' photos.
*raises glass to Verlander*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 13, 2020 03:24 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: styrgwillidar at July 13, 2020 03:24 PM (NmR1a)
A tweak here and there, spaced out over time
Posted by: JoeF. at July 13, 2020 03:15 PM (gtdYu)
Meg Ryan scurries off in shame.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 13, 2020 03:21 PM (N39Ws)
Now you tell me.
Posted by: Scaryface Melanie Griffith at July 13, 2020 03:22 PM (Ed8Zd)
Sad thing is that I always thought Meg Ryan was cute - like in Top Gun. Not drop dead gorgeous, but really really cute. Now she is a thing of nightmares - and what a shame.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 13, 2020 03:24 PM (N39Ws)
where she was up to play Lois. Unbelievably...not sure the word I want for her short scene, but it was immensely attractive. Should be on YT.Posted by: Citizen at July 13, 2020 03:24 PM (ldmQR)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 13, 2020 03:21 PM (N39Ws)
Now you tell me.
Posted by: Scaryface Melanie Griffith at July 13, 2020 03:22 PM (Ed8Zd)
Come, darlings. I'll give you a hug
Posted by: Kim Novak at July 13, 2020 03:24 PM (gtdYu)
Posted by: Ernie McCracken at July 13, 2020 03:19 PM (0CMdT)
If they make it too obvious though, it will set their cause back.
The "New" Americans aren't down with that shit.
Posted by: JoeF.
Would you be interested in a $10,000 "bookcase"?
Posted by: Wayfair at July 13, 2020 03:24 PM (FZYNt)
US Office of Special Counsel Argues It's Alright for Government Workers to Promote Black Lives Matter While at Work.
Posted by: SMOD at July 13, 2020 03:07 PM
"The Tea Party provides a close analogy for BLM."
WRONG.
A better analogy is antifa, Weather Underground, etc.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 13, 2020 03:22 PM (Do5/p)
SA.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 13, 2020 03:24 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: zombie at July 13, 2020 02:47 PM (HEEq1)
Isn't that what they equipped Carie Fisher wit, in lieu of the underwear Lucas claimed didn't exist in space?
Posted by: Fox2! at July 13, 2020 03:24 PM (wWn8R)
Posted by: RalphF at July 13, 2020 03:25 PM (B4RPl)
But that's got nothing to do with his name.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2020 03:21 PM
Not a big country fan but he sounds like he's got 34lbs. of cotton shoved into his nasal cavities when he sings. He's slightly more annoying than the 877KarsforKids jingle
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 13, 2020 03:25 PM (aN639)
Posted by: Ernie McCracken at July 13, 2020 03:19 PM (0CMdT)
THey have been picking at that for a couple of years. It is about the point "Trans" was in about 2012.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 13, 2020 03:25 PM (dNzKv)
Whatever, just keep it away or it gets the taser.
Posted by: Diesel Jones at July 13, 2020 03:25 PM (0CeRG)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 13, 2020 03:23 PM (N39Ws)
Botched.
Posted by: Dr. Terry Dubrow at July 13, 2020 03:25 PM (v0R5T)
Kenny Chesney sounds like a real buttfucker.
But that's got nothing to do with his name.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2020 03:21 PM (6FeV1)
I have a friend that has him on the "queer list" with Sean Peyton and Kliff Kingsbury.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 13, 2020 03:25 PM (Zz0t1)
OK, post-surgical for sure then? Ace's "balls" comment led me to believe Valentina is pre-surgical.
Posted by: gp at July 13, 2020 03:25 PM (nb2vW)
_________________
That's ridiculous. You can't promote the Democrat party at work (not legally, anyway) so why should you be able to support a Democrat front organization at work? Contributions to BLM go to Act Blue, a Democrat organization.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 13, 2020 03:25 PM (k4dH2)
I assume you soon won't be able to search for just females anymore, and you will get pics of all kind of nonsense thrown in. Yay inclusion???
-
Google is the worst about that kind of thing.
Search for details on studies done prior to this year on how dangerous wearing masks can be, and Google will return give you results on how all of those scientific, peer-reviewed serious research documents have been debunked in the last month, h8r, and you should wear your mask.
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 13, 2020 03:25 PM (Yodqd)
Posted by: irongrampa at July 13, 2020 03:11 PM (KATBx)
That now verboten, unless you're counseling them that "oh yes, your belief that you're a woman is absolutely correct, despite the penis and facial hair." Imagine if they started having to counsel anorexics the same way. "Oh yes, you really are a disgusting fat pig at 5'4" and 72 pounds. Have you considered gastric bypass?"
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 13, 2020 03:15 PM (NWiLs)
There's some flimsy research out there that purports to claim if the gender bender isn't totally supported on their decision, they'll off themselves.
Especially teens. And younger.
So nobody wants that blood on their hands, meaning everybody is forced to play along.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2020 03:26 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 13, 2020 03:26 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: H Badger at July 13, 2020 03:26 PM (n/0Nw)
Posted by: SMOD at July 13, 2020 03:23 PM (3aI0K)
And Serbs don't fuck around
Posted by: JoeF. at July 13, 2020 03:26 PM (gtdYu)
Alison Krauss's voice belongs on Heaven's mixtape.
Posted by: ... at July 13, 2020 03:18 PM
Yes.
Between "When You Say Nothing At All" and "Whiskey Lullabye", I could imagine being in heaven listening to those on repeat.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 13, 2020 03:26 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 13, 2020 03:26 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at July 13, 2020 03:26 PM (ftFVW)
Anne Archer...I think it's her in test shots for Superman ('7
where she was up to play Lois. Unbelievably...not sure the word I want
for her short scene, but it was immensely attractive. Should be on YT.
Posted by: Citizen at July 13, 2020 03:24 PM (ldmQR)
Those eyes and that smile.....
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 13, 2020 03:26 PM (xYCki)
Posted by: Citizen at July 13, 2020 03:26 PM (ldmQR)
Posted by: Dr. Kutzurkocoff at July 13, 2020 03:26 PM (NQalo)
They often make bad products as well.
Posted by: goodluckduck at July 13, 2020 03:26 PM (bAAmg)
Posted by: Herr Dr. Dickov at July 13, 2020 03:26 PM (l0Lgi)
Posted by: Unkaren at July 13, 2020 03:26 PM (vGJY7)
Posted by: Chris M at July 13, 2020 03:27 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Ernie McCracken at July 13, 2020 03:19 PM (0CMdT)
That's been working under the radar for years, along with polyamory. The arguments are that a relationship between a young teenaged boy and an older gay man is an important part of gay culture and how dare we try to prevent it. Ditto with polyamory, where they claim that gays aren't monogamous and that straights need to get over their expectations of monogamy (and it seems to be working, based on the dating profiles I see around where I live).
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 13, 2020 03:27 PM (SgjGX)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2020 03:27 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 13, 2020 03:27 PM (4ZE6o)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 13, 2020 03:27 PM (gtdYu)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 13, 2020 03:25 PM (k4dH2)
Because Democrats cheat at everything? I'm spitballing. And what the hell are unions?
Posted by: ... at July 13, 2020 03:27 PM (e7k9E)
This is to science what the Salem witch trials was to Christianity.
It's a shame that people can't hate all doctors because of this the same way they hate all Christians.
Posted by: RKae at July 13, 2020 03:27 PM (uqCCW)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 13, 2020 03:21 PM (gtdYu)
Correct answer. Is there anyone in the Horde who can claim never to have vomited in their mouth slightly at the thought of Romney?
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 13, 2020 03:27 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Jen the original at July 13, 2020 03:10 PM (tZzip)
........
minor edit
Posted by: wth at July 13, 2020 03:19 PM (v0R5T)
I'M ALL IN!!!
Posted by: Kathy Griffin at July 13, 2020 03:27 PM (CLteG)
403
>> Got a link for that?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 13, 2020 03:26 PM
Found it at Gateway Pundit
https://bit.ly/2C71YM7
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 13, 2020 03:27 PM (Do5/p)
I'm guessing the tranny at the local Pollo Regio doesn't actually call itself los Butkus
Posted by: x at July 13, 2020 03:28 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at July 13, 2020 03:28 PM (RKQ/v)
Posted by: ... at July 13, 2020 03:28 PM (e7k9E)
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THE SCIENCE IS SETTLED!!!
Also you can't prescribe this generic malaria drug to help COVID-19 patients.
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 13, 2020 03:28 PM (Yodqd)
Posted by: Unkaren at July 13, 2020 03:26 PM (vGJY7)
Then you are on their side. You can't have it both ways: either you accept transsexuals and pumping kids full of poisons and mutilating them, or you oppose it all. Because, at the end of the day, the left won't accept anything else.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 13, 2020 03:28 PM (SgjGX)
Posted by: garrett at July 13, 2020 03:29 PM (NO/87)
Posted by: H Badger at July 13, 2020 03:29 PM (n/0Nw)
It washes right off. Not sure what people are afraid of.
Posted by: Gov. Cuomo at July 13, 2020 03:29 PM (AytXr)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 13, 2020 03:29 PM (U9Qbt)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 13, 2020 03:29 PM (Wm5SB)
Posted by: H Badger at July 13, 2020 03:29 PM (n/0Nw)
Oh, I haven't. I'm not sure she actually ages.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 13, 2020 03:29 PM (SgjGX)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 13, 2020 02:38
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And you know this how?
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at July 13, 2020 03:29 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 13, 2020 03:29 PM (U9Qbt)
That's just because they're fanatical about their showers.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2020 03:30 PM (6FeV1)
Asking for a friend
Posted by: Shep! at July 13, 2020 03:30 PM (gtdYu)
Posted by: Ernie McCracken at July 13, 2020 03:19 PM (0CMdT)
Their moms need them on hormone blockers so they can post on FB how open and accepting they are, and their kid only seemed fucked up because he was a she stuck in the wrong body, not because she is a slut who divorced the kids father and can't keep a relationship for more than a year.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 13, 2020 03:30 PM (dNzKv)
For my money, the best was Mark Steyn's LGBTQWERTY.
Posted by: Eeyore at July 13, 2020 03:30 PM (LMs+g)
Factions in it were spreading the Birth Certificate meme, an attempt to delegitimize the lawful election of the sitting President.
It didn't work. But they tried.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 13, 2020 03:30 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
uhm.. do you have her number?
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 13, 2020 03:31 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at July 13, 2020 03:26 PM (ftFVW)
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They do more than just mention it.
Posted by: SMH at July 13, 2020 03:31 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Gavin Newsome at July 13, 2020 03:31 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: H Badger at July 13, 2020 03:29 PM (n/0Nw)
Oh, I haven't. I'm not sure she actually ages.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 13, 2020 03:29 PM (SgjGX)
She actually aged when she was relatively young. Now she looks her age.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 13, 2020 03:31 PM (gtdYu)
Posted by: ... at July 13, 2020 03:31 PM (e7k9E)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 13, 2020 03:31 PM (kA3Cp)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at July 13, 2020 03:31 PM (AGVLe)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 13, 2020 03:31 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: rd at July 13, 2020 03:32 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: Valentina Sampaio at July 13, 2020 03:32 PM (v0R5T)
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It washes right off. Not sure what people are afraid of.
Posted by: Gov. Cuomo at July 13, 2020 03:29 PM (AytXr)
Some blood is redder than others.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2020 03:32 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Iblis at July 13, 2020 03:32 PM (w4ZZT)
Posted by: SMOD at July 13, 2020 03:07 PM
"The Tea Party provides a close analogy for BLM."
WRONG.
A better analogy is antifa, Weather Underground, etc.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 13, 2020 03:22 PM
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If biden wins, blm will be granted tax exempt status as a 501(c).
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 13, 2020 03:32 PM (JUOKG)
I bet it's considered essential.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 13, 2020 03:32 PM (PB2zu)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 13, 2020 02:38
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I'm sure gay magazines feature STRAIGHT men all the time.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 13, 2020 03:32 PM (gtdYu)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 13, 2020 03:31 PM (kA3Cp)
If the person in blackface has a real big nose then not much
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 13, 2020 03:32 PM (tsZQ+)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 13, 2020 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)
WTF, world?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 13, 2020 03:33 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: garrett at July 13, 2020 03:33 PM (bGsyn)
Posted by: Desmond, leader of the DRAG KIDZ craze at July 13, 2020 03:33 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Ernie McCracken at July 13, 2020 03:19 PM (0CMdT)
As I said earlier today - their greatest strength is their fanaticism. They'll embrace anything as a group.
Do "we", as a group, have the will to collectively simply say "No" ? And then make it stick ? Even if it pisses off relative this or co-worker that ?
Don't get me wrong, their movement will collapse under it's own collective weight. Problem is - it'll take a shit-pot of others with it.
Posted by: Circular Thinking at July 13, 2020 03:33 PM (Lk/fE)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at July 13, 2020 03:26 PM (ftFVW)
They'll be a tip somewhere.
Posted by: LASue at July 13, 2020 03:33 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Fritz at July 13, 2020 03:34 PM (95j/9)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 13, 2020 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)
She had a huge rack, that's why
Posted by: JoeF. at July 13, 2020 03:34 PM (gtdYu)
Posted by: Valentina Sampaio at July 13, 2020 03:32 PM (v0R5T)
Leaving "beautiful" aside for the moment, that seems to be the problem.
Me not caring = hate in this modern world.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2020 03:34 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 13, 2020 03:34 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 13, 2020 03:32 PM (JUOKG)
FIFY
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2020 03:34 PM (6FeV1)
It didn't work. But they tried.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 13, 2020 03:30 PM (ykYG2)
It was being spread before the election. Rather than show his BC, he spent millions fighting it legally. And NO SOS asked for it, even though they had every right to.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 13, 2020 03:34 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 13, 2020 03:34 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 13, 2020 03:34 PM (Yodqd)
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 13, 2020 03:34 PM (H9nza)
Posted by: yumper at July 13, 2020 03:34 PM (C4USa)
Posted by: Eeyore at July 13, 2020 03:34 PM (LMs+g)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 13, 2020 03:35 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 13, 2020 03:35 PM (ptqGC)
WTF, world?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 13, 2020 03:33 PM (ptqGC)
It can only improve from her on on, no ?
Posted by: runner at July 13, 2020 03:35 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 13, 2020 03:35 PM (xYCki)
Fuck that. Keep your dirty money..I want him fired
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 13, 2020 03:35 PM (tsZQ+)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 13, 2020 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)
I never got over my crushes on women from years and years ago. Is that normal? I feel like it's not normal.
Posted by: ... at July 13, 2020 03:35 PM (e7k9E)
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 13, 2020 03:35 PM (sjdRT)
It's their magazine. It's a free country. Is it harming anyone? Buy the magazine and put your version of a swimsuit model on the front, or don't.
Better yet! Request ace ban me since I don't believe exactly as you do.
Posted by: Unkaren at July 13, 2020 03:35 PM (vGJY7)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 13, 2020 03:35 PM (ozHKW)
Posted by: Short Shorts at July 13, 2020 03:36 PM (O6DoG)
Posted by: eric at July 13, 2020 03:36 PM (UDxW4)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 13, 2020 03:35 PM (xYCki)
Marilu Henner
Posted by: JoeF. at July 13, 2020 03:36 PM (gtdYu)
Good times.
Posted by: garrett at July 13, 2020 03:33 PM (bGsyn)
I still think the black chick in Lady Ghostbusters might be.
I think "she" must prove she's not, or else I'm going with what my lying eyes and ears tell me.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2020 03:36 PM (hku12)
I'm SICK of this BULLSHIT.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 13, 2020 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)
Balls Deep.
It is the only way you truly get over a crush.
Posted by: garrett at July 13, 2020 03:36 PM (bGsyn)
meme, an attempt to delegitimize the lawful election of the sitting
President.
It didn't work. But they tried.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 13, 2020 03:30 PM (ykYG2)
It was being spread before the election. Rather than show his BC, he
spent millions fighting it legally. And NO SOS asked for it, even
though they had every right to.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 13, 2020 03:34 PM
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And once and for all, hillary clinton's hatchet man sid blumenthal is the one who started the birth certificate garbage in 2008.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 13, 2020 03:36 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 13, 2020 03:34 PM (FZYNt)
Me too with Bella Abzug
Posted by: Bill Kristol at July 13, 2020 03:36 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: Sponge
I had to google it. I think that is Ace's type too. Rachel Ward etc.
Posted by: runner at July 13, 2020 03:36 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: eric at July 13, 2020 03:37 PM (UDxW4)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 13, 2020 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)
She had a huge rack, that's why
Posted by: JoeF.
She had very pleasant curves.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 13, 2020 03:37 PM (H9nza)
I think "she" must prove she's not, or else I'm going with what my lying eyes and ears tell me.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2020 03:36 PM (hku12)
Well, she 'accidentally' released pics of her taking it up the ass, but I guess that doesn't prove anything.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 13, 2020 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 13, 2020 03:37 PM (CKxoR)
Blackface hurts people. Transgenderism is good for children. Vitamin T!
Posted by: The coming all-encompassing State at July 13, 2020 03:37 PM (ldmQR)
Posted by: runner at July 13, 2020 03:36 PM (zr5Kq)
Anne Potts had her day as well......
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 13, 2020 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)
magazine and put your version of a swimsuit model on the front, or
don't.
Ah, little Beeny Shapiro.
Better still Beeny. Tell them to make their own Internet!
Capitalism Rocks!
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 13, 2020 03:38 PM (ozHKW)
Posted by: Eeyore at July 13, 2020 03:38 PM (LMs+g)
I'm SICK of this BULLSHIT.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 13, 2020 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)
LOL! You pussy.
Posted by: Gavin Newsome at July 13, 2020 03:38 PM (CLteG)
It is the only way you truly get over a crush.
Posted by: garrett at July 13, 2020 03:36 PM (bGsyn)
This is known.
Posted by: Valentina Sampaio at July 13, 2020 03:38 PM (sjdRT)
It didn't work. But they tried.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 13, 2020 03:30 PM (ykYG2)
It was being spread before the election. Rather than show his BC, he spent millions fighting it legally. And NO SOS asked for it, even though they had every right to.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 13, 2020 03:34 PM (dNzKv)
Not a meme; a legitimate question about his qualifications for office based on (among other things) his own statement made in his book and statements by his family members and amplified by his refusal to straightforwardly address it.
Posted by: LASue at July 13, 2020 03:38 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Barack Obama at July 13, 2020 03:39 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: The coming all-encompassing State at July 13, 2020 03:39 PM (ldmQR)
I think "she" must prove she's not, or else I'm going with what my lying eyes and ears tell me.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2020 03:36 PM (hku12)
Well, she 'accidentally' released pics of her taking it up the ass, but I guess that doesn't prove anything.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 13, 2020 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)
That might be the single most disgusting thing I've ever read here at the ol' AoSHQ.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2020 03:39 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Citizen at July 13, 2020 03:39 PM (ldmQR)
So buckle up, the ride gets wilder.
Posted by: irongrampa at July 13, 2020 03:39 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: runner at July 13, 2020 03:39 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: JB1000 at July 13, 2020 03:39 PM (Kf5r9)
to discuss what "natural born" meant for presidential candidates and
statehood but decided to lower the bar because black dude.
Better yet - asking was a "tin foil hat" move. Because - Barry.
Same dude that said on TV to give granny the pill. Also same dude that wanted a police force as big as the military. Same dude that got the conversation started about a My401K.
But none of that shit will ever happen. And it's indicative of one's low breeding to entertain such nonsense.
Posted by: Circular Thinking at July 13, 2020 03:40 PM (Lk/fE)
Still, LeBron is entirely silent about the millions in Hong Kong being oppressed by China, James multimillion-dollar business partner.
I am not going to say anything since I do not want to get banned
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 13, 2020 03:40 PM (tsZQ+)
Posted by: Unkaren at July 13, 2020 03:35 PM (vGJY7)
You are stunning and brave.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 13, 2020 03:40 PM (yQpMk)
596 There are more and more Dr's that are coming out and PROVING that
HCQ, ZPAK and Zinc gets rid of Covid-19. Why are we still fucking around
with threatening shutdowns and forcing masks? It's $35 per patient.
I'm SICK of this BULLSHIT.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 13, 2020 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)
LOL! You pussy.
Posted by: Gavin Newsome at July 13, 2020 03:38 PM (CLteG)
Wait whut? When did Fauxi know this? Quick Someone get Fauxi on the line.......HAHAHAHAHAHA I kid. No one is going to ask Fauxi about this.
Posted by: Jake Tipper at July 13, 2020 03:40 PM (xYCki)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 13, 2020 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Amelia Earhart at July 13, 2020 03:40 PM (w9Wax)
She was on my college dorm wall.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 13, 2020 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)
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Did she ever get free?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 13, 2020 03:40 PM (LvTSG)
So buckle up, the ride gets wilder.
-----------------------------------
Then this pendulum is going to swing all the way back to Shaker.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 13, 2020 03:41 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Gavin Newsome at July 13, 2020 03:41 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 13, 2020 03:35 PM
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Back in the day about 1987 or so, I would go down to the post office onboard ship and have to go and get some extra help when the SI, playboy and penthouse magazines came in.
They usually got to us about the same time and those were some seriously heavy mailbags.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 13, 2020 03:41 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 13, 2020 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)
She had a huge rack, that's why
Posted by: JoeF.
I rode up an elevator with her, back in the GH days. I can confirm the big rack. And great skin.
Posted by: LASue at July 13, 2020 03:41 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: SMOD at July 13, 2020 03:07 PM
Its seal has an eagle on it ergo the US Office of Special Counsel must be Nazis
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 13, 2020 03:41 PM (tpIU4)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 13, 2020 03:41 PM (JgrP5)
*checks self in mirror*
Posted by: Amelia Earhart at July 13, 2020 03:40 PM (w9Wax)
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This was obviously supposed to be a Michelle Fields joke.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 13, 2020 03:41 PM (LvTSG)
And the gag order is still in effect.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 13, 2020 03:41 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: LASue
I would have been satisfied with whatever citizenship status he put on his financial aid application.
Posted by: x at July 13, 2020 03:41 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: The Amygdala at July 13, 2020 03:41 PM (yL25O)
"If the make it too obvious though (thr normalization of pedophilia) that will set their cause back.."
Our social betters don't care. They'll use the power of the public and private sector to crush "wrong think". Imagine being denied loans, health care and access to social media because you dared to publically speak against the "beauty" of "age inverse relationships".
Posted by: Ernie McCracken at July 13, 2020 03:42 PM (0CMdT)
She was on my college dorm wall.
Posted by: Sponge
did you ever take her down and play with her?
Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 13, 2020 03:42 PM (iTXRQ)
On Sunday, NBA star LeBron James Tweeted Free Woj in response to ESPNs
suspension of NBA reporter Adrian Wojnarowski, who replied Fuck You, to a
critical email from Republican Senator Josh Hawley about the NBAs
relationship with Communist China.
Still, LeBron is entirely silent about the millions in Hong Kong
being oppressed by China, James multimillion-dollar business partner.
I am not going to say anything since I do not want to get banned
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 13, 2020 03:40 PM (tsZQ+)
He is free.....free to go home. Now lets talk about the Nike slave labor that makes millionaires outta some peoples.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 13, 2020 03:42 PM (xYCki)
Posted by: Gavin Newsome at July 13, 2020 03:41 PM (CLteG)
.........
I thought it was the Men's Hair products.
Posted by: wth at July 13, 2020 03:42 PM (v0R5T)
Oh shit I remember getting my hands on her copy of Penthouse.
good times...
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 13, 2020 03:42 PM (FZYNt)
I rode up an elevator with her, back in the GH days. I can confirm the big rack. And great skin.
Posted by: LASue at July 13, 2020 03:41 PM (Ed8Zd)
You had glory hole days??? So jealous!
Posted by: Valentina Sampaio at July 13, 2020 03:42 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Moki at July 13, 2020 03:43 PM (/H+aK)
Posted by: Joan Of Argghh! at July 13, 2020 03:43 PM (5d69C)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2020 03:39 PM (hku12)
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*nods*
And that's saying a lot.
Posted by: SMH at July 13, 2020 03:43 PM (RU4sa)
Same dude that said on TV to give granny the pill. Also same dude that wanted a police force as big as the military. Same dude that got the conversation started about a My401K.
But none of that shit will ever happen. And it's indicative of one's low breeding to entertain such nonsense.
Posted by: Circular Thinking at July 13, 2020 03:40 PM (Lk/fE)
Barack Hussein Obama. Mmmmm. Mmmmm. Mmmmm.
Not a cult.
Posted by: LASue at July 13, 2020 03:43 PM (Ed8Zd)
I can't wait for Biden to name his horse stuffed animal as his running mate.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 13, 2020 03:43 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Eromero at July 13, 2020 03:44 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 13, 2020 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)
She had a huge rack, that's why
Posted by: JoeF.
I rode up an elevator with her, back in the GH days. I can confirm the big rack. And great skin.
Posted by: LASue
Go on....
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 13, 2020 03:44 PM (H9nza)
Posted by: Drew in MO at July 13, 2020 03:44 PM (cGlgB)
Did she ever get free?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 13, 2020 03:40 PM (LvTSG)
She might still be rolled up in my closet somewhere.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 13, 2020 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Gavin Newsome at July 13, 2020 03:41 PM (CLteG)
.........
I thought it was the Men's Hair products.
Posted by: wth at July 13, 2020 03:42 PM (v0R5T)
And sweet sweet federal cash for his business being shut down.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2020 03:44 PM (hku12)
So buckle up, the ride gets wilder.
-----------------------------------
Then this pendulum is going to swing all the way back to Shaker.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
As long as it passes through Retribution Town.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2020 03:44 PM (T0djb)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 13, 2020 03:44 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 13, 2020 03:44 PM (tsZQ+)
Posted by: blaster at July 13, 2020 03:45 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 13, 2020 03:44 PM (JKNZq)
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If only Trump would have gotten in front of the media to tell the world about this cheap drug's effects.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 13, 2020 03:45 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Most Hollwood execs at July 13, 2020 03:45 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 13, 2020 03:45 PM (aN639)
Posted by: SMH at July 13, 2020 03:45 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: DFCtomm at July 13, 2020 03:45 PM (50gG9)
*checks self in mirror*
Posted by: Amelia Earhart at July 13, 2020 03:40 PM (w9Wax)
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This was obviously supposed to be a Michelle Fields joke.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 13, 2020 03:41 PM (LvTSG)
You can't fly around the world with one arm?
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 13, 2020 03:45 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 13, 2020 03:44 PM (tsZQ+)
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Lots of stuff getting all splodey in Iran all of a sudden.
Weird.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 13, 2020 03:45 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: H Badger at July 13, 2020 03:45 PM (n/0Nw)
Things are blowing up, all over!
Posted by: garrett at July 13, 2020 03:45 PM (f/DiX)
magazine and put your version of a swimsuit model on the front, or
don't.
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LOL like *that's* gonna be legal in a couple years. Dummy.
Posted by: ... at July 13, 2020 03:45 PM (e7k9E)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2020 03:39 PM (hku12)
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*nods*
And that's saying a lot.
Posted by: SMH at July 13, 2020 03:43 PM (RU4sa)
Believe me, I've tried winning that prize myself, but I know enough to bow to a superior product.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2020 03:45 PM (hku12)
Posted by: DFCtomm at July 13, 2020 03:45 PM (50gG9)M
That 'woman' is another tranny I believe.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 13, 2020 03:46 PM (U9Qbt)
Posted by: DFCtomm at July 13, 2020 03:45 PM (50gG9)
He's said he's still attracted to women, just thinks he is one.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 13, 2020 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)
***
The "if you don't have sex with trannies you are a bigot" movement is sitting in the parts of the activist left right where the "if you won't service a gay wedding you are a bigot" movement was 10 years ago.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 13, 2020 03:46 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Gavin Newsome at July 13, 2020 03:46 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 13, 2020 03:46 PM (JgrP5)
Believe me, I've tried winning that prize myself, but I know enough to bow to a superior product.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2020 03:45 PM (hku12)
WINNING!!!
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 13, 2020 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: The Left at July 13, 2020 03:47 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: DFCtomm at July 13, 2020 03:47 PM (50gG9)
Posted by: Drew in MO at July 13, 2020 03:47 PM (cGlgB)
Posted by: The Amygdala at July 13, 2020 03:41 PM (yL25O)
Back in the 80s Playboy had a real transsexual (chopped off and everything) in the magazine. Name was Tula:
The cover said: "Its a boy! Its a girl! Its Tula!!!"
Posted by: Short Shorts at July 13, 2020 03:47 PM (O6DoG)
Yup. The major difference is that gays and (especially) lesbians are pushing back on it.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 13, 2020 03:48 PM (ZGrMX)
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It is in short supply because politicians are stockpiling it for personal use.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 13, 2020 03:48 PM (kA3Cp)
***
Yep. That is the problem right there.
We could use a Sam Adams right now....and I don't mean the ok-ish beer.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 13, 2020 03:48 PM (qlFIA)
Things are blowing up, all over!
Posted by: garrett
The Joos have weaponized Covid!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2020 03:48 PM (T0djb)
Better still Beeny. Tell them to make their own Internet!
Capitalism Rocks!
Okay, what's your "solution"? Legislation, Executive Order, or the Supreme Court? Boycott!
Posted by: Unkaren at July 13, 2020 03:48 PM (vGJY7)
Posted by: The Amygdala at July 13, 2020 03:41 PM (yL25O)
Back in the 80s Playboy had a real transsexual (chopped off and everything) in the magazine. Name was Tula:
The cover said: "Its a boy! Its a girl! Its Tula!!!"
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IMO, vaginas do look like some mistake a surgeon made.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 13, 2020 03:48 PM (xfb67)
magazine and put your version of a swimsuit model on the front, or
don't.
Hence - why I keep asking the same question.
One side demands complete submission. The other has factions that insists their right to their opinion of complete submission must be heard.
Who wins ? Place your bets.
Posted by: Circular Thinking at July 13, 2020 03:49 PM (YZchG)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2020 03:49 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Sponge
so he's a dude, masquerading as a chick, so he can bang chicks
okay
Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 13, 2020 03:49 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 13, 2020 03:49 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at July 13, 2020 03:49 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 13, 2020 03:49 PM (1Dmt5)
Posted by: The Bolsheviks at July 13, 2020 03:49 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: 18-1
Ok. I'm a bigot. Your move.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2020 03:49 PM (T0djb)
Posted by: Gavin Newsome at July 13, 2020 03:46 PM (CLteG)
.........
Fuck you, greaseball.
Posted by: wth at July 13, 2020 03:50 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 13, 2020 03:44 PM (tsZQ+)
=========
Lots of stuff getting all splodey in Iran all of a sudden.
Weird.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 13, 2020 03:45 PM (LvTSG)
Say, if it turns out Trump is involved in the decision making around blowing up a foreign country, are the nevertrumpers going to suddenly become doves?
Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2020 03:50 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Oh sweetie, that is horrid. Prayers up. Take care of yourself and don't push it. In my experience, ankles take a hella long time to heal.
Posted by: Moki at July 13, 2020 03:50 PM (/H+aK)
Posted by: Sponge
so he's a dude, masquerading as a chick, so he can bang chicks
okay
Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 13, 2020 03:49 PM (iTXRQ)
His 22 year old girlfriend Sophia used to be named Scott.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 13, 2020 03:51 PM (U9Qbt)
***
I knew a kind of dorky guy that had little success with women in college.
He joined the college dancing squad, declared himself bisexual (even though I never saw him with a man) and was suddenly swimming in women.
I just don't get women. I don't.
Posted by: The Bolsheviks at July 13, 2020 03:51 PM (qlFIA)
___
Hey Rick, we are unfortunately going to have to let you go. Joe, err, Jolene said you were very mean to her when she asked you out. Said you actually turned him, err, her down. Hate has no home here.
Posted by: Your HR dept at July 13, 2020 03:53 PM (qlFIA)
The whole thing is a fraud, used to get away with murdering that woman in a car accident.
Posted by: Chris M at July 13, 2020 03:54 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 13, 2020 03:55 PM (ozHKW)
Posted by: Ernie McCracken at July 13, 2020 03:19 PM (0CMdT)
If they make it too obvious though, it will set their cause back.
The "New" Americans aren't down with that shit.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 13, 2020 03:23 PM (gtdYu)
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It's not just the "new" Americans.
It's nearly all white women too.
So they can't be too overt.
They have certainly been prepping the ground by sexualizing little children in the schools. Sex "education" increasingly resembles what pedos do to groom and desensitize their marks.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 13, 2020 03:55 PM (M/9m0)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 13, 2020 03:51 PM (U9Qbt)
It's confusing, but kaitlin has never been associated with a man and still has the sausage roll right? I think it's a Reilly Dennis situation.
Posted by: DFCtomm at July 13, 2020 03:56 PM (50gG9)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 13, 2020 03:55 PM (M/9m0)
The tranny thing is the tranny thing, but it's also the pedo thing. If a child can decide what sex it is, then it's just a hop, skip, and a jump to deciding to have sex. It's all just little pushes toward the big goal.
Posted by: DFCtomm at July 13, 2020 04:02 PM (50gG9)
Posted by: irongrampa at July 13, 2020 04:03 PM (KATBx)
Ok. I'm a bigot. Your move.
___
Hey Rick, we are
unfortunately going to have to let you go. Joe, err, Jolene said you
were very mean to her when she asked you out. Said you actually turned
him, err, her down. Hate has no home here.
Posted by: Your HR dept at July 13, 2020 03:53 PM (qlFIA)
Sure glad I'm not in the dating world. Face it, guys looking to ask a girl out will have to figure a way to do the "Crocodile Dundee crotch check" while not being accused of being all rapey.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 13, 2020 04:04 PM (N39Ws)
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Ok. I'm a bigot. Your move.
___
Hey Rick, we are
unfortunately going to have to let you go. Joe, err, Jolene said you
were very mean to her when she asked you out. Said you actually turned
him, err, her down. Hate has no home here.
Posted by: Your HR dept at July 13, 2020 03:53 PM (qlFIA)
Sure
glad I'm not in the dating world. Face it, guys looking to ask a girl
out will have to figure a way to do the "Crocodile Dundee crotch check"
while not being accused of being all rapey.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 13, 2020 04:04 PM (N39Ws)
Otherwise you risk waking up with "her" and she tells you "Having a small penis isn't such a big deal!!". Where you reply "Yeah, I just wish you didn't have one!!!".
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 13, 2020 04:05 PM (N39Ws)
SI swim edition should be Phelps and Ledecky (and the swimmers who would've been stars at Tokyo this August but we will never hear of)
Posted by: Your mom at July 13, 2020 04:07 PM (Qqq4N)
Posted by: The Two Yoots at July 13, 2020 04:10 PM (6MoD2)
Posted by: The Two Yoots at July 13, 2020 04:12 PM (6MoD2)
The power of the state and private sector will compel obedience. All that really is missing is a cutesy euphemism and hash tag. Something like @loveateveryage.
Posted by: Ernie McCracken at July 13, 2020 04:12 PM (0CMdT)
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^^^^ this right here^^^^ is why I keep coming back.
*****
My exact thoughts. Ace, you are able to ponder the deepest thoughts and come up with some gems.
Posted by: Sassy at July 13, 2020 04:14 PM (tUGnI)
Posted by: Annalucia at July 13, 2020 04:16 PM (S6ArX)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 13, 2020 02:40 PM (9Om/r)
Any of those realities would be preferable to ours, which has all the weird 1984 social bullshit but doesn't have the flying cars.
Posted by: Ace's liver at July 13, 2020 04:19 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: Bill R. at July 13, 2020 04:42 PM (wzzJf)
Posted by: featherstone at July 13, 2020 05:25 PM (+/4Mh)
Posted by: jbspry at July 13, 2020 05:48 PM (ATe9j)
Posted by: gb at July 13, 2020 08:53 PM (9qgwW)
By the looks of it, the media is rife with freaks that make Ike Turner look like a Mormon Boy Scout.
Posted by: Carlos Rodriguez at July 13, 2020 09:23 PM (zqZ9R)
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