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CNN's Genius Don LeMon: The Bible Teaches Us That Jesus Was Not Perfect

He made the claim that we all know from the Bible that even Jesus wasn't perfect in order to strengthen the case for pulling down statues of the Founding Fathers. If Jesus wasn't perfect -- and I mean, look it up, it's called "The New Testament" -- then obviously we should trash George Washington.

He said this to alleged believing Catholic Chris Cuomo, who did not correct him.

It's not just that Don LeMon doesn't think Jesus was perfect. He's obviously a secular type who loves sin.

It's that he believes the Bible "admits" that Jesus wasn't perfect.

I don't know how anyone can grow up in America, Christian or not, and not know that, per the Bible, Jesus was in fact... without sin.

That was kind of his Defining Trait.

But here's this drooling box-ticker, pontificating away.

This would be like me saying, "Even Ahab admitted, you know, the whale's not that bad a chap, all things considered."

I don't have to have read Moby Dick to understand the most basic notions of it.

I don't expect the atheist Don LeMon to believe in Christianity, but he should at least know the basic plot if he's going to expound on it while wearing enough make-up to make a corpse sweat.


Believe everything these retards say -- they're in The Media.

Yeah I didn't think that Don LeMon spent much time in church not giving handjobs to choir boys, and I didn't think Don LeMon was anything but an absurd, ridiculous token.

But still.

To be so wrong, and so confidently so!

That's just The CNN Effect at work, I guess.

Posted by: Ace at 03:27 PM




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1 first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 09, 2020 03:27 PM (LvTSG)

2 vlcool

Posted by: billy plays bagpipes at July 09, 2020 03:28 PM (ONvIw)

3 erm...

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 09, 2020 03:28 PM (8D42x)

4 This would be like me saying, "Even Ahab admitted, you know, the whale's not that bad a chap, all things considered."

I don't have to have read Moby Dick to understand the most basic notions of it.

===========

"The whale had a point about the 19th century whaling industry according to Ahab's speech."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 09, 2020 03:28 PM (LvTSG)

5 When the Jesus said "he who is without sin, cast the first stone", Don was right there hucking away.

Posted by: Gaff at July 09, 2020 03:28 PM (jPS2y)

6 Ah yes, another godless commie talking about that which they know nothing.

It's almost like the Don Lemon's of the world get paid big bucks to spout endless streams of nonsense on tv.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 09, 2020 03:29 PM (WEBkv)

7 Taking the Lord's name and being vain

Posted by: stumck at July 09, 2020 03:29 PM (uksaT)

8 meep meep motherfuckers


HIPPA compliance bullshit is bullshit
and I don't like bullshit

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 09, 2020 03:29 PM (W2Pud)

9 Haha

Posted by: United States Chair Force at July 09, 2020 03:29 PM (yfUzb)

10 Biden is babbling in Scranton.

Posted by: Cosda at July 09, 2020 03:30 PM (cILWK)

11 8 no worse than emtala

Posted by: CN at July 09, 2020 03:30 PM (ONvIw)

12 I wonder what the % of prison inmates named Jesus is.

Posted by: Orson at July 09, 2020 03:30 PM (H9UzW)

13 jesus, i just can't even. i mean ... just ... wow

and not a good wow, but that wow your mrs says when you screw up so epically, it'll win 10,000 $ on Americas funniest videos.

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 09, 2020 03:30 PM (8D42x)

14 They've rewritten everything else, might as well re-write the Bible.

Posted by: Sooner - White Blue-eyed Debil at July 09, 2020 03:30 PM (Fs5vw)

15 This is like my med school rank . 47 out of 100. Hahsha.

Posted by: United States Chair Force at July 09, 2020 03:30 PM (yfUzb)

16 He did catch more fish than the daily limit.

Posted by: DaveA at July 09, 2020 03:31 PM (FhXTo)

17 Mom!

Posted by: Jesus, after He said," Let he who is without sin, cast the first stone." at July 09, 2020 03:31 PM (+nWCH)

18 I just woke up from a nap to hear Joe Biden talking about PDT not understanding the struggles of single mothers.

Like his Arkansas grand baby's mom?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2020 03:31 PM (ptqGC)

19 If hes a white guy why the Spanish name?

Posted by: Ass Chum at July 09, 2020 03:32 PM (yfUzb)

20 They've rewritten everything else, might as well re-write the Bible.
Posted by: Sooner - White Blue-eyed Debil at July 09, 2020 03:30 PM (Fs5vw)
------

We did that. When was the last time you saw our publication in the waiting room at the doctor?

Posted by: Readers Digest at July 09, 2020 03:32 PM (WEBkv)

21 Biden is babbling in Scranton.

Posted by: Cosda at July 09, 2020 03:30 PM (cILWK)

he is staring SO hard at the teleprompters.

but i notice they aren't seen on screen. is he using TOTUS?

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 09, 2020 03:32 PM (8D42x)

22 Don Lemon is diseased.

Posted by: azalea city at July 09, 2020 03:32 PM (WX+x0)

23 WTF!!!!

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2020 03:32 PM (s33b/)

24 Fredo looks like someone hit him in the face with a frying pan.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 09, 2020 03:32 PM (LAwW8)

25 18. That's all gonna change

Posted by: CN at July 09, 2020 03:32 PM (ONvIw)

26 Jesus? He had a family with Mary Magdalen.

Retired to the south of France. Got mixed up with the Knights Templar.

It's all in the Bible. Right? Tom Hanks, help me out here.

Posted by: Don Lemon at July 09, 2020 03:33 PM (f2oVT)

27 5 When the Jesus said "he who is without sin, cast the first stone", Don was right there hucking away.
Posted by: Gaff at July 09, 2020 03:28 PM (jPS2y)


Which does bring up an interesting question. Did Jesus throw any stones?

Posted by: Sooner - White Blue-eyed Debil at July 09, 2020 03:33 PM (Fs5vw)

28 I'll bet Lemon thinks the New Testament proves that Jesus was gay.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2020 03:33 PM (ptqGC)

29 Hey Don, when you can turn water into wine get back to me on the perfect thing.

Posted by: Cosda at July 09, 2020 03:33 PM (cILWK)

30 To be so wrong, and so confidently so!


The Left in a nutshell.

Posted by: Grump928© at July 09, 2020 03:34 PM (YJAfx)

31 Dem Lonon must have been thinking of his pool boy.

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2020 03:34 PM (s33b/)

32
Fredo looks like someone hit him in the face with a frying pan.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 09, 2020 03:32 PM (LAwW







Hard enough that the pan has his face contours indented into it... like a Wile E Coyote cartoon.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 09, 2020 03:34 PM (EGyGV)

33 Hey, even Jesus didn't walk on water.

Posted by: Don LeMon at July 09, 2020 03:34 PM (s33b/)

34 Or Dear Sweet Baby Jesus.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 09, 2020 03:34 PM (A5zUN)

35 Since the churches are silent on everything else, I doubt they give a shit about this either.

The only church leaders with balls are some nuns who broke Obamacare's back.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2020 03:34 PM (WvQcX)

36 Watching that clip Tucker had of him the other night from a few years ago, he looks awful now in comparison.

Posted by: Ktgreat at July 09, 2020 03:35 PM (AD3JT)

37 Biden is babbling in Scranton
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Speaking in tongues again. For Biden, the dialect is Scrantonese.

Posted by: stumck at July 09, 2020 03:35 PM (uksaT)

38 So why are we deifying the founders of this country?




a First Dueling Church of Andrew Jackson is sounding pretty good about now

Posted by: x at July 09, 2020 03:35 PM (nFwvY)

39 was Jesus tempted and chose not to sin or was he a clockwork orange?

Posted by: Avi at July 09, 2020 03:35 PM (kSq2k)

40 Amuse yourselves trying to compose his correction for tonight's show...

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at July 09, 2020 03:35 PM (9HLIJ)

41 Retard Strength is no longer measured in millikohns. It's measured in megalemons.

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2020 03:36 PM (s33b/)

42 Why does Cuomo always look like he's surprised?

Or does even he get caught off guard by the nonsense spewed by some of his guests?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 09, 2020 03:36 PM (WEBkv)

43 a First Dueling Church of Andrew Jackson is sounding pretty good about now
Posted by: x at July 09, 2020 03:35 PM (nFwvY)

I notice not a lot of movement against old Hickory. Maybe they're still scared of him.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 09, 2020 03:36 PM (A5zUN)

44 10 Biden is babbling in Scranton.
Posted by: Cosda at July 09, 2020 03:30 PM (cILWK)

Sounds like a folk song.

Posted by: josephistan at July 09, 2020 03:36 PM (Izzlo)

45 Fredo has "Juan face."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2020 03:36 PM (ptqGC)

46

Small, bitter fruit. And pithy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2020 03:37 PM (s2VJv)

47 42
Why does Cuomo always look like he's surprised?






Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 09, 2020 03:36 PM (WEBkv)

Enter the Surprise Anal Otter

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 09, 2020 03:37 PM (N39Ws)

48 I think I might have an idea where this particular brainlet fit originates.

See, it's a talking point in lefty churches that OMG LIKE JESUS DIDN'T FOLLOW THE RULES AND DEFIED THE MAN AND STUFF AND PEOPLE SAID HE SINNED AND HE KIND OF DID BUT MAYBE NOT. To the point where attending at a buddy's ELCA church (stupid reasons) once, the officiant said *nearly* what Don did, but not quite. Separated by some hair-splitting and clumsiness. (FWIW I'm properly Reformed)

Don is too ignorant to recognize the literal defining point of theology, but that may be somewhat *due to* alleged Christian acquaintances, not in spite of.

Posted by: Sporkatus at July 09, 2020 03:37 PM (CGB5H)

49 37 Biden is babbling in Scranton
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Speaking in tongues again. For Biden, the dialect is Scrantonese.
Posted by: stumck
***********
Nah. I speak northeast PA coal cracker and I still don't get what he's saying.

Posted by: Cosda at July 09, 2020 03:37 PM (cILWK)

50 >>>42 Why does Cuomo always look like he's surprised?


Because he forgets every night that 9pm is fuck-o'clock.

Posted by: Surprise Anal Otter at July 09, 2020 03:37 PM (PbpT7)

51 Don Le Mon just wants to have a reason for pulling down statues of "white" Jesus and busing up stained glass windows without sounding quite as racist as Talcum X.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2020 03:37 PM (oDRcK)

52 What are the chances Don ever read the Bible?

Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2020 03:37 PM (6f16T)

53 44 10 Biden is babbling in Scranton.
Posted by: Cosda at July 09, 2020 03:30 PM (cILWK)

Sounds like a folk song.
Posted by: josephistan at July 09, 2020 03:36 PM (Izzlo)


Sleepless in Seattle. Mostly because of the arson and rapes.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2020 03:37 PM (s2VJv)

54 It is a racist act to correct people of color on even the most idiotic of errors.

You racists.

Posted by: mrshad at July 09, 2020 03:38 PM (IJsa1)

55 Why does Cuomo always look like he's surprised?

Or does even he get caught off guard by the nonsense spewed by some of his guests?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 09, 2020 03:36 PM (WEBkv)


He's one ignorant guinea.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 09, 2020 03:38 PM (y7DUB)

56
It's so cute watching Progressives trying to interpret the Bible.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2020 03:38 PM (mht8P)

57 Don Lemon epitomizes the allure of the left. This idiot is able to get on national TV because he's black and gay, and the fact that he is as dumb as a stump does not disqualify him from anchoring on CNN.

Posted by: iandeal at July 09, 2020 03:38 PM (bLfy6)

58 I have to wonder if being nonprofit status and scared to death to lose it causes churches to remain silent on so many issues that they shouldn't be silent on.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2020 03:38 PM (WvQcX)

59 Jesus went all nuts on money changers in a temple or something, so he wasn't perfect. Everyone who's never picked up a Bible knows that story!

Posted by: 3.14159 at July 09, 2020 03:38 PM (U4PXs)

60 Let's take it face value. How does it justify tearing down statues? Wouldn't that be covered by the whole "render unto Ceaser" stuff?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 09, 2020 03:38 PM (hYcqw)

61 14 They've rewritten everything else, might as well re-write the Bible.
Posted by: Sooner - White Blue-eyed Debil at July 09, 2020 03:30 PM (Fs5vw)

Interesting point.

They have attacked every other Western tradition and institution.

Now going after Jesus.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2020 03:38 PM (NgKpN)

62 *blink*

That's not even wrong.

Then again, Lemon is one of those who reads 1984 and see that as an instruction manual, so...

Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2020 03:38 PM (Ojki1)

63 And boy, don't get me started on how he would hold a grudge.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 09, 2020 03:38 PM (LWu6U)

64 Joe Biden voted to restore the citizenship of Robert E Lee AND Jefferson Davis, per Twitter. Biden is going to have a lot of racial skeletons in his closet.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 09, 2020 03:39 PM (RCaEL)

65 Token Don say wha?

Posted by: fly at July 09, 2020 03:39 PM (2M/TV)

66 Sorry for the early OT.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 09, 2020 03:39 PM (RCaEL)

67 When I said "even Jesus wasn't perfect" what I of course meant was that he didn't *say* he was perfect because he was a humble guy. And the Bible just goes along lets you sort of figure out how perfect he is rather than you know, calling a part of it, Chapter 1: Jesus Is Perfect.

It's like when you find out Bruce Willis is a ghost at the end of Sixth Sense. That's what I was saying.

Posted by: Don LeMon at July 09, 2020 03:39 PM (s33b/)

68 "He committed no sin, neither was deceit found in his mouth."
"You know that he appeared to take away sins, and in him there is no sin."
"But with the precious blood of Christ, like that of a lamb without blemish or spot."

Posted by: bonhomme at July 09, 2020 03:39 PM (YYlyE)

69 35: And synagogues quote Kendi more than Torah.

Posted by: CN at July 09, 2020 03:39 PM (ONvIw)

70 Man, that vacuous look on Fredos face just cracks me up.....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 09, 2020 03:39 PM (jjaLl)

71 Just to toss this out there: It follows that Jesus had to be without blemish, because Jewish law demanded that sacrificial animals be flawless.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 09, 2020 03:40 PM (WEBkv)

72 Biden is babbling in Scranton.
Posted by: Cosda at July 09, 2020 03:30 PM (cILWK)
+++++++++++++
I've been to Scranton many times. I used to buy tires there when I lived in NY (believe it or not, it was cheaper, including the drive, to do it that way).

I never understood where the Electric City got it's reputation for being a shithole. It wasn't one.

But I think I just figured it out.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 09, 2020 03:40 PM (hYcqw)

73 Jesus even spent 40 days in the desert for 40 days to be tempted by the wiles of Satan -- and he passed.

He was perfect.

Posted by: Venus at July 09, 2020 03:40 PM (iYXhj)

74 BTW, I was right about Judge Sullivan. He's trying to pressure the Appeals Court into an En Banc. His deadline for dismissing Flynn's case is not today...it's June 13th.

I fully expect the Obama/Clinton appointees on the Appellate to push the issue now that Sullivan has responded contrary to the Prosecution/Defense. Also, Gleeson requested clarification from the Appellate...so that's hanging out there as well.

Flynn is about to get royally screwed. Again. And, I tend to believe that Conservative Inc. is correct about how this will go.

Posted by: Orson at July 09, 2020 03:40 PM (H9UzW)

75 68 "He committed no sin, neither was deceit found in his mouth."
"You know that he appeared to take away sins, and in him there is no sin."
"But with the precious blood of Christ, like that of a lamb without blemish or spot."
Posted by: bonhomme at July 09, 2020 03:39 PM (YYlyE)

==========

"That's just, like, your opinion, man."
-Don Lemon

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 09, 2020 03:40 PM (LvTSG)

76 8 meep meep motherfuckers


HIPPA compliance bullshit is bullshit
and I don't like bullshit
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 09, 2020 03:29 PM (W2Pud)

The best is when the government or its entities breaks it, it is ignored.

Cause rules for Little People and all that.

Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2020 03:40 PM (Ojki1)

77 35
Since the churches are silent on everything else, I doubt they give a shit about this either.



The only church leaders with balls are some nuns who broke Obamacare's back.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2020 03:34 PM (WvQcX)
We have a Catholic Priest who is a pastor at a neighboring town's Parish. In a homily two weeks ago he mentioned the Little Sisters of the Poor case, the other SCOTUS case dealing with religious freedom and how what we believe in as Catholics, as Christians is under attack.

There are clerics out there who will speak the truth/Truth. Way to far and few between, but they are there. If you are lucky to have one, you have hit the jackpot.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 09, 2020 03:41 PM (N39Ws)

78 I would not be surprised if my Episcopal priest friend starts preaching on the sinful nature of Jesus. See, if you translate this word differently, and apply modern context to this, then Jesus was totally a sinner.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 09, 2020 03:41 PM (ht+WZ)

79
Don LeMon the dumbest person on TV and considering the competition that's saying something

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 09, 2020 03:41 PM (1apH4)

80 The Cuomos: So, a bunch of NY geezers died in nursing homes and assisted living communities because the state government forced those places to accept infected people. Nobody's perfect, not even Jesus Christ!

Posted by: mrp at July 09, 2020 03:41 PM (Pqytn)

81 Isn't that a Muslim claim?

Or is it, Jesus was great but Mo' banging little girls was perfection?

Posted by: RoyalOil at July 09, 2020 03:41 PM (+CAgs)

82 What does Jesus have to do with statues?

Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at July 09, 2020 03:41 PM (ElqsY)

83 Yeah...not listening to any fellow who is de facto against the Bible, lecture on the Bible.

Shush, fool.

Go lecture the black folks on how to live properly, a la your 'saggy pants' declaration.

Stick with what you know.

Posted by: lizabth at July 09, 2020 03:41 PM (L3Rsz)

84 61 14 They've rewritten everything else, might as well re-write the Bible.
Posted by: Sooner - White Blue-eyed Debil at July 09, 2020 03:30 PM (Fs5vw)

They already did it. It's called the Good As New Bible.

http://www.bible-researcher.com/gan.html

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 09, 2020 03:41 PM (PiwSw)

85 "admittedly"

Yeah, that Don Lemond interview of Jesus was a classic.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 09, 2020 03:41 PM (iZJ5K)

86 Now standing way back from the TV.
Don't want any stray lighting if it hits the small, bitter fruit while it is broadcasting.

Posted by: Kafiroon at July 09, 2020 03:42 PM (tfWLB)

87 Don Lemon, Juan Williams, and Fredo walk into a bar...

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2020 03:42 PM (ptqGC)

88 Even famous atheist Christopher Hitchens believed Jesus was without sin and the son of God, and notably told an Episcopalian 'leader' so.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 09, 2020 03:42 PM (kA3Cp)

89 Don LeMon doesn't think Jesus was perfect.

Goodness, no. I mean, compared to Obama?! There's your perfect Left Man. (Well, probably a tie between him and Michael)

Posted by: t-bird at July 09, 2020 03:42 PM (Lt1JN)

90 Jesus is perfect much like Dumbledore and Gandalf were.

Posted by: DON LEMON at July 09, 2020 03:42 PM (RCaEL)

91 Has Don settled his sexual assault case?

Posted by: Ktgreat at July 09, 2020 03:42 PM (AD3JT)

92 The left has successfull y destroyed religion before the revolution. Makes things easier .

Posted by: CN at July 09, 2020 03:42 PM (ONvIw)

93 26 Jesus? He had a family with Mary Magdalen.

Retired to the south of France. Got mixed up with the Knights Templar.

It's all in the Bible. Right? Tom Hanks, help me out here.
Posted by: Don Lemon at July 09, 2020 03:33 PM (f2oVT)

...Wasn't that the End of The Dark Knight Rises?

Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2020 03:42 PM (Ojki1)

94 (and take your capital B and shove it, while you're at it)

Posted by: lizabth at July 09, 2020 03:42 PM (L3Rsz)

95 Who will rid us of this meddlesome sodomite?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 09, 2020 03:42 PM (ufFY8)

96 I heard Biden say the chirrens are the kite strings holding...something.

Posted by: JuJuBee at July 09, 2020 03:43 PM (COzlW)

97 Oh look Sullivan is not going to dismiss Flynn's case.

Who could have guessed that would happen?

Posted by: blaster at July 09, 2020 03:43 PM (Ieq1i)

98 82 What does Jesus have to do with statues?
Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at July 09, 2020 03:41 PM (ElqsY


I believe he's trying to make excuses for the rabble rousers destroying everything by equating them with Christ.

Hey, they broke some statues and burnt down some cities but Jesus....blah blah blah.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2020 03:43 PM (WvQcX)

99 Somewhat OT - the Navy has corrected course, and will now allow active service members to attend indoor religious services.

Posted by: josephistan at July 09, 2020 03:43 PM (Izzlo)

100 Biden was a racist until it wasn't cool to be racist. Besides, he has a black friend.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 09, 2020 03:44 PM (ht+WZ)

101 73 Jesus even spent 40 days in the desert for 40 days to be tempted by the wiles of Satan -- and he passed.

He was perfect.
Posted by: Venus at July 09, 2020 03:40 PM (iYXhj)


BUT, he was tempted.

Posted by: Sooner - White Blue-eyed Debil at July 09, 2020 03:44 PM (Fs5vw)

102 I wonder if this is a lead-in to tearing down every church.

Posted by: t-bird at July 09, 2020 03:44 PM (Lt1JN)

103 Well, I guess they'll be trying to drag me off to the reeducation camps. Mandatory masks just ordered for my county. I don't own a mask in never intend to do so. I'd better leave it at that because I'm so pissed off I can't say what I'd like to here.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 09, 2020 03:44 PM (EgshT)

104 The J man will be closer to perfect once he gets on board Big Homo's agenda.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 09, 2020 03:44 PM (pw+jk)

105 Jeez you'd think a guy who spent so much time blowing altar boys in the back of the church would have learned something, even if only by.....osmosis.

Posted by: vivi at July 09, 2020 03:44 PM (11H2y)

106 This is now we define evil. It would be better if this fuckwit had never been born. This is why there will be a civil war. The lines are forming.... Buy ammo.

Posted by: USNtakim at July 09, 2020 03:44 PM (0OmEj)

107

Jesus was not perfect.

But I am.

Do not kneel to me.

Send cash.

Posted by: Lance Hardthruster at July 09, 2020 03:44 PM (d6DSt)

108 The bartender Lemon sexually assaulted is not dropping his case.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2020 03:44 PM (ptqGC)

109 Da fuq?

Dunno what bible he's reading, but sure as shit it isn't from the Lord.

Posted by: SMH at July 09, 2020 03:44 PM (RU4sa)

110 And due to Covid and BLM the rule of law is dead

Posted by: CN at July 09, 2020 03:44 PM (ONvIw)

111 Yeah I know Jesus performed miracles and stuff but what was his INTENT? Huh? Riddle me that batman. I rest my case.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 09, 2020 03:44 PM (Jx5Qs)

112 100 Biden was a racist until it wasn't cool to be racist. Besides, he has a black friend.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 09, 2020 03:44 PM (ht+WZ)


Uh, well, about that. Kanye just called me and he was mighty persuasive...

Posted by: Corn Pop at July 09, 2020 03:45 PM (PiwSw)

113 102 that is my guess

Posted by: CN at July 09, 2020 03:45 PM (ONvIw)

114 Hay Soos

Posted by: Rawhide at July 09, 2020 03:45 PM (aKsyK)

115 *Waves to Jane*

Taking it easy?

Posted by: SMH at July 09, 2020 03:45 PM (RU4sa)

116 87 Don Lemon, Juan Williams, and Fredo walk into a bar...
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2020 03:42 PM (ptqGC)


Does one of them order a 15?

Posted by: Short Shorts at July 09, 2020 03:46 PM (O6DoG)

117 The fact of Jesus being without sin is the primary, some would say, only point of Christianity.

If he were the same as all others crucified, there would be no sacrifice for sin.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 09, 2020 03:46 PM (kA3Cp)

118 *rolls eyes*

No one is deifying the founding fathers.

I mean, it isn't the right who deifies political and/or cultural figures.

Posted by: G. Gnome at July 09, 2020 03:46 PM (OQcPl)

119 87 Don Lemon, Juan Williams, and Fredo walk into a bar...
Posted by: Jane D'oh


and the bartender says "welcome to Zippers"

Posted by: x at July 09, 2020 03:46 PM (nFwvY)

120 Biden loves children...except his Arkansas grand baby.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2020 03:46 PM (ptqGC)

121 The Babylon Bee had a story about saving statues by disguising them as Karl Marx.

Posted by: t-bird at July 09, 2020 03:46 PM (B2mhs)

122 So Sullivan just asked for an En-bank hearing on Flynn... POS

Posted by: It's me donna at July 09, 2020 03:46 PM (Zmnko)

123 this post is racist

Posted by: angsterdamn at July 09, 2020 03:46 PM (c/0cj)

124 He's just giving us a preview of things we'll be forced to admit in the camps. I will eat their stupid commie gun barrel first.

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2020 03:46 PM (s33b/)

125 >>I don't have to have read Moby Dick to understand the most basic notions of it.

That's one hell of a justification for not reading Moby Dick.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 09, 2020 03:46 PM (ZLI7S)

126 64 Joe Biden voted to restore the citizenship of Robert E Lee AND Jefferson Davis, per Twitter. Biden is going to have a lot of racial skeletons in his closet.
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 09, 2020 03:39 PM (RCaEL)

Hence the need for a Black running mate, to absolve him like Jesse Jackson did Clinton when the Lewinski affair came to light.

Or Obama having Mooch.

It's all about beards.

Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2020 03:47 PM (Ojki1)

127 For myself, I think sometimes Christians declare such high standards that even Jesus could've live up to them.

Posted by: Sooner - White Blue-eyed Debil at July 09, 2020 03:47 PM (Fs5vw)

128
Yeah, there was one that time when Jesus got all tanked on wine and rubbed the sweat from his balls on a hapless innkeeper.

Oh, wait... nevermind. I momentarily confused him with that other moral paragon, Don Lemon.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2020 03:47 PM (oJN+m)

129 Joe Biden voted to restore the citizenship of Robert E Lee AND Jefferson Davis, per Twitter. Biden is going to have a lot of racial skeletons in his closet.
--
He ran for president twice in the eighties.

He lost to Jesse Jackson both times

You're damned right there is a shitload of racist stuff hiding there*

*a lot of it, normal for the time. But now? Fuck him.

Posted by: RoyalOil at July 09, 2020 03:47 PM (+CAgs)

130 The rule of law has gone to shit under John Roberts, the Bush Crime Family's most enduring fuck job.

GHWB: Good luck doing worse than Souter

GWB: Did you make him Chief Justice?

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 09, 2020 03:47 PM (y7DUB)

131 One of the earliest stories I remember from Catholic school was Jesus saying to the men who were going to stone the adultress "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."
And the priest specifically making the point of telling us: that no one but Jesus could have cast the first stone, because he was the only one there without sin. But He chose not to.

Jesus being perfect is the whole premise -- we cannot be as perfect as He, because we are the poor banished children of Eve, mourning and weeping in this valley of tears -- but we should strive to be like Him.

Posted by: Venus at July 09, 2020 03:47 PM (iYXhj)

132 *waves to SMH*

I start physical therapy torture on Monday.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2020 03:47 PM (ptqGC)

133 So the only people who get statues, monuments, public buildings etc. named after them are those who have been judged, at some arbitrary point in the future, and by utterly-ignorant twatwaffles, to be perfect beings.

I guess Lemons will be asking for everything to be named after George Floyd.

Posted by: spindrift at July 09, 2020 03:47 PM (ox5BN)

134 125 >>I don't have to have read Moby Dick to understand the most basic notions of it.

That's one hell of a justification for not reading Moby Dick.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 09, 2020 03:46 PM (ZLI7S)

========

I've read it.

Twice.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 09, 2020 03:47 PM (LvTSG)

135 97 Oh look Sullivan is not going to dismiss Flynn's case.

Who could have guessed that would happen?
Posted by: blaster at July 09, 2020 03:43 PM (Ieq1i)

It is a LOT worse than that, I am so pissed off I can't see straight, since I KNEW this was what they had planned. See the sidebar - Sullivan waited until there was less than 1 day left before it became final, and then made his request. Now a friend of his on the circuit will give him a stay, and the circuit will probably take a couple of months to make a decision.

this is why I did NOT want to do any high-fives over this ending, I could see this coming.

and then - IF the Circuit, after thinking about it for a couple months, decides to rehear the case en banc, they will probably set the re-hearing for next year some time, which will give President Biden (or maybe President Susan Rice by that time) plenty of opportunity to re-initiate the prosecution and moot the case.

So Trump has to pardon him or Flynn goes to jail. Even when we get a win, the Deep State makes sure it's not a win, it's a loss.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2020 03:47 PM (Kpl3J)

136 87 Don Lemon, Juan Williams, and Fredo walk into a bar...

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2020 03:42 PM (ptqGC)

====
And the collective IQ of the bar drops 300 points.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 09, 2020 03:47 PM (pw+jk)

137 But, wasn't Jesus bangin' that hooker? It was in a tom Hanks movie so it's gotta be true.

Posted by: steve at July 09, 2020 03:48 PM (TTy55)

138 This *is* the Dumbest Statement of the Year, right? I mean I am hard pressed to come up with a dumber one this century.

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2020 03:48 PM (s33b/)

139 Joe Biden : "I think the Democratic Party could stand a liberal George Wallace - someone who's not afraid to stand up and offend people, someone who wouldn't pander, but would say what the American people know in their gut s right."

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 09, 2020 03:48 PM (RCaEL)

140 Couldn't. (Fucking auto cucumber)

Posted by: Sooner - White Blue-eyed Debil at July 09, 2020 03:48 PM (Fs5vw)

141 I remember the legal experts telling me that Sullivan could not appeal because he wasn't a party.

And now he has.

Weird.

Posted by: blaster at July 09, 2020 03:48 PM (Ieq1i)

142 I'm not a heeb, but i really believe in Old Testament values. Im not ashamed to say I value vengeance. I think GOD said it was his, but I enjoy it too. Let's roll.

Posted by: Ass Chum at July 09, 2020 03:48 PM (yfUzb)

143 Sullivan is asking for reconsideration, not dropping Flynn case.



Surprise.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 09, 2020 03:48 PM (iZJ5K)

144 111 Yeah I know Jesus performed miracles and stuff but what was his INTENT? Huh? Riddle me that batman. I rest my case.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 09, 2020 03:44 PM (Jx5Qs)
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Yo CB - email me at the gun thread address when you have a minute please.

Posted by: Weasel at July 09, 2020 03:48 PM (MVjcR)

145 Is Lemon max stupid, or does Sally Kohn still hold the title

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 09, 2020 03:48 PM (LAwW8)

146 In a Don Lemon thread, where's the fodomites guy?

Posted by: JuJuBee at July 09, 2020 03:48 PM (COzlW)

147 We all know Jesus died for our sins...and was never heard from again.

Posted by: Don Lemon at July 09, 2020 03:48 PM (IRDr0)

148 Ace,
I know you aren't really surprised by this. The left has been mocking Christ and Christians since it was cool and hip to do so. Nothing has changed between their groupthink and those of the same plebian scum from Rome who did the very same thing, except they consumed state bread watching Christians getting eaten by lions.

Because, of course, once you mock, you then question the legitimacy and historical accuracy of Christ.
That's where the defining point is- when the leftist mob shows up and demands that Churches lose tax exempt status because they worship a ghost. People who are religious will be relegated to retarded uncles you deal with at Thanksgiving.
Yeah, i know its already being done to some extent. We haven't seen the full throated call for religious extermination yet. But its coming.

Posted by: cabin boy on Kristol Cruise Lines at July 09, 2020 03:48 PM (xyImL)

149 I can imagine a scenario where Christianity is deemed racist and outlawed.

And they force people to deny Christ like Peter.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2020 03:49 PM (WvQcX)

150 Navy medic takes out home equity loan and credit card debt to fund Robinhood day trading account. Makes a bad trade, loses $1 million. Guess whose fault it is. If you guessed the Navy medic, you would be wrong.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 09, 2020 03:49 PM (ht+WZ)

151 Add Jesus to the list of things that are racist.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 09, 2020 03:49 PM (aKsyK)

152 Jesus being perfect is the whole premise -- we cannot be as perfect as He, because we are the poor banished children of Eve, mourning and weeping in this valley of tears -- but we should strive to be like Him.
Posted by: Venus at July 09, 2020 03:47 PM (iYXhj)

But Don Lemon says we shouldn't deify the founders because no one ever Deified Jesus.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2020 03:49 PM (Kpl3J)

153 "....this drooling box-ticker..."


Wish I had ace's seemingly limitless and effortless arsenal of fantastic literary gut punches.

Posted by: Gar at July 09, 2020 03:49 PM (r+xc7)

154 Is this one of those straw man arguments?

Posted by: Max Power at July 09, 2020 03:49 PM (q177U)

155 That's one hell of a justification for not reading Moby Dick.

Well, there's also the fact that the vast majority of the book is a boring slog that over-describes mundane things.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 09, 2020 03:49 PM (YYlyE)

156 Yet another proof why Donald Trump once referred to Don Lemon as "the dumbest man I've ever met."

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at July 09, 2020 03:50 PM (6Qxbm)

157 Pelosi is pretty cavalier about all of the statue destruction. She says that if people don't like them, they should be able to pull them down. She amended this statement a little by adding that maybe due to safety reasons they should be dismantled in a less dangerous manner.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 09, 2020 03:50 PM (UAOfD)

158 "120 Biden loves children...except his Arkansas grand baby."
********
He did mentioned his family but not that kid.

Posted by: Cosda at July 09, 2020 03:51 PM (cILWK)

159 Megamelons > megalemons.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at July 09, 2020 03:51 PM (9HLIJ)

160 Even the Bible admits there's no commandment regarding child sex slavery. And thank God for that!

Posted by: Don Lemon at July 09, 2020 03:51 PM (UMXod)

161 HIPPA compliance bullshit is bullshit



Half the employees in my department have the 'rona but the company cannot tell us who because of HIPPA. We are all just mass mailing each other about who is and who ain't.

Posted by: Grump928© at July 09, 2020 03:51 PM (YJAfx)

162 81 Isn't that a Muslim claim?

Or is it, Jesus was great but Mo' banging little girls was perfection?
Posted by: RoyalOil at July 09, 2020 03:41 PM (+CAgs)

His slave owning/trading ways are now Satanic versus. Not sure if that means the prophet was lead astray, or if Lucifer managed to stuff some sheets into the manuscript under the publisher's nose before it went to print though.

Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2020 03:51 PM (Ojki1)

163 155 That's one hell of a justification for not reading Moby Dick.

Well, there's also the fact that the vast majority of the book is a boring slog that over-describes mundane things.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 09, 2020 03:49 PM (YYlyE)

This. It should start with 'Call me Karen' amirite?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 09, 2020 03:51 PM (A5zUN)

164 Well I pour my heart out below and get willowed. Fitting. lol!

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 09, 2020 03:51 PM (dUJdY)

165 I remember the legal experts telling me that Sullivan could not appeal because he wasn't a party.



And now he has.


I was told to beware of anyone talking about the Government using the words " they can't".

Spoiler:

They can.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 09, 2020 03:51 PM (iZJ5K)

166 So how many US district court judges (not plaintiffs or defendants) have refused to accept a circuit court ruling and then requested an en banc hearing for a writ of mandamus?

Posted by: mrp at July 09, 2020 03:51 PM (Pqytn)

167 Ugh. I actually know what this jerk was going on about.

See, there's this idea that Jesus was RACISS and SEXISS, and He had to learn to be better. Like, when He was talking to the pagan woman about not feeding the kids' food to the dogs, it wasn't like He was being a rabbi testing out a student and being proud of her answer back. No, He was totally IGNORANT and had to be taught by a proud goddess woman.

I could go on, but yes. Every single time He posed a rhetorical question, He was actually needing an answer from humans because He didn't know. He just made up doctrine as He went along, and He didn't originally want Gentiles at all. And Mary made Him do miracles at Cana that He didn't want to do.

Posted by: suburbanbanshee at July 09, 2020 03:51 PM (sF8WE)

168 149 I can imagine a scenario where Christianity is deemed racist and outlawed.

And they force people to deny Christ like Peter.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2020 03:49 PM (WvQcX)

And the cocked crowed a third time.

Amazing how between wuflu and BLM, the rule of law was destroyed in about 100 days.

Posted by: CN at July 09, 2020 03:51 PM (ONvIw)

169 159 Megamelons > megalemons.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at July 09, 2020 03:51 PM (9HLIJ)

I would consider that a truism.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 09, 2020 03:51 PM (A5zUN)

170 holy crap, when Jesus comes back, he's going to be royally pissed.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 09, 2020 03:52 PM (W2Pud)

171 Don LeMoan, a sodomite thinks he know the Bible? That's rich.

Posted by: Archer at July 09, 2020 03:52 PM (gmo/4)

172 >>Well, there's also the fact that the vast majority of the book is a boring slog that over-describes mundane things.

But ace will never know despite making it his choice for the book club.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 09, 2020 03:52 PM (ZLI7S)

173 Sullivan just asked for full court hearing.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at July 09, 2020 03:52 PM (jsWA8)

174 157 Pelosi is pretty cavalier about all of the statue destruction. She says that if people don't like them, they should be able to pull them down. She amended this statement a little by adding that maybe due to safety reasons they should be dismantled in a less dangerous manner.

There is nothing genuine about Pelosi anymore (physically or mentally). The fact that she can justify removing statues and remain silent about abortion yet hold up her Catholicism as a sign of morality is all you need to know. But she will continue, much as Feinstein and their ilk, without challenge (either to her arguments or her office).

Posted by: cabin boy on Kristol Cruise Lines at July 09, 2020 03:52 PM (xyImL)

175 The US NAVY? A Global Farce for Good. Hahaha.

Posted by: Ass Chum at July 09, 2020 03:52 PM (yfUzb)

176 Sorry I had to tell you folks that. It's gross, I know, but that's what some people think. I would understand if they thought that and stopped being Christian, but no.

Posted by: suburbanbanshee at July 09, 2020 03:52 PM (sF8WE)

177 Well, there's also the fact that the vast majority of the book is a boring slog that over-describes mundane things.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 09, 2020 03:49 PM (YYlyE)
+++++++++
IIRC, Melville was paid by the word for his stuff earlier in his career. Moby Dick reflects that perfectly.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 09, 2020 03:52 PM (hYcqw)

178 I've read it.

Twice.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield

calm down. I've seen The Wrath of Khan six times.

Posted by: x at July 09, 2020 03:52 PM (nFwvY)

179 >>>>> Jesus even spent 40 days in the desert for 40 days to be tempted by the wiles of Satan -- and he passed.


Found ace's next challenge.

Posted by: Yes at July 09, 2020 03:53 PM (e3ga8)

180 173 Sullivan just asked for full court hearing.
Posted by: CSMBigBird at July 09, 2020 03:52 PM (jsWA

==========

*fingers crossed that they don't accept it*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 09, 2020 03:53 PM (LvTSG)

181 172 >>Well, there's also the fact that the vast majority of the book is a boring slog that over-describes mundane things.

But ace will never know despite making it his choice for the book club.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 09, 2020 03:52 PM (ZLI7S)

He run out of back issues of JUGGS?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 09, 2020 03:53 PM (A5zUN)

182 Well, there's also the fact that the vast majority of the book is a boring slog that over-describes mundane things.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 09, 2020 03:49 PM (YYlyE)
----------------

Tell me more, I'm intrigued!

Posted by: Les Miserables at July 09, 2020 03:53 PM (WEBkv)

183 150 Navy medic takes out home equity loan and credit card debt to fund Robinhood day trading account. Makes a bad trade, loses $1 million. Guess whose fault it is. If you guessed the Navy medic, you would be wrong.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 09, 2020 03:49 PM (ht+WZ)


Back when the Simpsons were funny:

IRS Agent: "Krusty, you bet AGAINST the Harlem Globetrotters?"

Krusty the Clown: "Aaah, I thought the Generals were due!"

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 09, 2020 03:53 PM (PiwSw)

184 >>>Speaking in tongues again. For Biden, the dialect is Scrantonese.
Posted by: stumck at July 09, 2020 03:35 PM (uksaT)

I LOL'ed!

Posted by: Max Power at July 09, 2020 03:53 PM (q177U)

185 Don Lemon's Bible: Jesus said wear a mask or I will smite you.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 09, 2020 03:53 PM (r+sAi)

186 Once Don Lemon said that MH 370 was swallowed by a black hole, everything he said from that point should have been followed by a laugh track

But due to his amazing continuing ability of being black, we're to take him seriously

Posted by: kbdabear at July 09, 2020 03:53 PM (qAR6u)

187 So, we are completely ignoring trolls now, right?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 09, 2020 03:53 PM (jjaLl)

188 164 Well I pour my heart out below and get willowed. Fitting. lol!
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 09, 2020 03:51 PM (dUJdY)

I saw it, Jewells. They're doing it to the entire country right now. They're waterboarding all of us until we give in, say we've had enough, and "vote" the Deep State into permanent power.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2020 03:53 PM (Kpl3J)

189 Is this one of those straw man arguments?
Posted by: Max Power


Mustard seed argument...

Or a camel.

One of those.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 09, 2020 03:53 PM (L6ZYH)

190 And they force people to deny Christ like Peter.
Have given this some thought knowing it will come to pass.
Remember the Yazidi children in Iraq that would not deny His name and were beheaded. My example to follow.

Posted by: azalea city at July 09, 2020 03:53 PM (WX+x0)

191 Half the employees in my department have the 'rona but the company cannot tell us who because of HIPPA. We are all just mass mailing each other about who is and who ain't.
Posted by: Grump928© at July 09, 2020 03:51 PM (YJAfx)

That was the goal of HIPAA. And EMTALA was free care for illegals

Posted by: CN at July 09, 2020 03:53 PM (ONvIw)

192 More Joey Biden : "Campaigning in Alabama in April, Biden talked of his sympathy for the South, bragged of a reward he received from George Wallace in 1973 and said "we Delawarians were on the South's side in the Civil War."

I believe this was from 1 of his presidential runs.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 09, 2020 03:54 PM (RCaEL)

193 Don LeMon is a low-IQ black man.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 09, 2020 03:54 PM (sWM8x)

194 The Stupid is incredibly strong in this one...

As Grammy would say "ah child that's so sweet" right before she'd smack you right in your mouth and tell you that "I'll disown your dumb ass if you ever say something that stupid again and embarrass yourself and this family. Got it, good"

As I keep repeating, these clowns and everyone like them need to be told to go to their rooms without supper. No if's, and's or but's.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at July 09, 2020 03:54 PM (+ldAm)

195 holy crap, when Jesus comes back, he's going to be royally pissed.
Posted by: nurse ratched


I am pretty convinced of this too.

Posted by: G. Gnome at July 09, 2020 03:54 PM (OQcPl)

196 Funny, what I came away from the New Testament with was we should bugger Don with an old, splintery grape stake. And then wrap his entrails around it kind of like cotton candy.



I mean, I'm paraphrasing and assuming that the translation to grape stake was correct. I'd guess there's some morons who are a little more theologically versed than I am, so step in if you can add anything.

Posted by: clutch cargo at July 09, 2020 03:54 PM (8B6Ng)

197 Moby Dick was awesome.

Been a while since I read it. I will read it again.
Ishmael meeting Queequeg the first time is pretty funny.
It was in bed, if I recall.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 09, 2020 03:54 PM (ufFY8)

198 177 Well, there's also the fact that the vast majority of the book is a boring slog that over-describes mundane things.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 09, 2020 03:49 PM (YYlyE)
+++++++++
IIRC, Melville was paid by the word for his stuff earlier in his career. Moby Dick reflects that perfectly.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 09, 2020 03:52 PM (hYcqw)



==========

The contemporary British reviewers didn't receive the part of the book that provided the framing device about Ishmael surviving the wreck of the Pequod, and they panned it for that, wondering how Melville could justify having Ishmael be the narrator when he was dead.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 09, 2020 03:54 PM (LvTSG)

199 Sounds like Lemonhead is still dizzy off the punches he took from Terry Crews last weekend.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 09, 2020 03:54 PM (L2ZTs)

200 Don Lemon's Bible: Jesus said it is not a sin to grab someone's junk of the same sex in a bar.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 09, 2020 03:55 PM (r+sAi)

201 They're waterboarding all of us until we give in, say we've had enough, and "vote" the Deep State into permanent power.

I'll die first.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 09, 2020 03:55 PM (dUJdY)

202 187 So, we are completely ignoring trolls now, right?
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 09, 2020 03:53 PM (jjaLl)

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So that's why no one responds to me anymore...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 09, 2020 03:55 PM (LvTSG)

203 Jesus never even threw a no-hitter.

Posted by: t-bird at July 09, 2020 03:55 PM (8eSmR)

204 Cummo always has that perpetual deer in headlights look.

A wrinkled, thumb-faced deer.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2020 03:55 PM (hku12)

205 172
>>Well, there's also the fact that the vast majority of the book is a boring slog that over-describes mundane things.



But ace will never know despite making it his choice for the book club.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 09, 2020 03:52 PM (ZLI7S)

It is hefty enough to be used as a club.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at July 09, 2020 03:55 PM (ElqsY)

206
Amazing how between wuflu and BLM, the rule of law was destroyed in about 100 days.


I tend to believe that it was never there. It only works if everyone is playing by the same rules. National Divorce? Hell the Left cleaned out our accounts for 8 years and then burned down the house.


Once COVID hit, every one just stopped pretending.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 09, 2020 03:55 PM (iZJ5K)

207 149I can imagine a scenario where Christianity is deemed racist and outlawed. 

And they force people to deny Christ like Peter



One election away.

Posted by: Floridachick at July 09, 2020 03:55 PM (mS1SA)

208
Posted by: JackStraw at July 09, 2020 03:52 PM (ZLI7S)

We missed you on the Durham is a pole cat thread

Posted by: CN at July 09, 2020 03:55 PM (ONvIw)

209 *fingers crossed that they don't accept it*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 09, 2020 03:53 PM (LvTSG)


I'm thinking they are going to be a bit miffed at Sullivan... all the active judges had plenty of time to call for an en banc, and none did... so him opening his piehole like this is kind of a diss, to use a word I'm sure all the kids are still using......

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 09, 2020 03:56 PM (jjaLl)

210 209 *fingers crossed that they don't accept it*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 09, 2020 03:53 PM (LvTSG)


I'm thinking they are going to be a bit miffed at Sullivan... all the active judges had plenty of time to call for an en banc, and none did... so him opening his piehole like this is kind of a diss, to use a word I'm sure all the kids are still using......
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 09, 2020 03:56 PM (jjaLl)

=========

Word, homie.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 09, 2020 03:56 PM (LvTSG)

211 Jesus never even threw a no-hitter.
Posted by: t-bird at July 09, 2020 03:55 PM (8eSmR)


Best bowling score: 299.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2020 03:56 PM (hku12)

212 143 Sullivan is asking for reconsideration, not dropping Flynn case.
Surprise.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 09, 2020 03:48 PM (iZJ5K)


The left has politicians and judges that know how to use power.

We have drooling idiots who want the "Virtue and Nobility Award".

If we had smart people on our side, door would be kicked in and people would be persecuted. Not prosecuted, persecuted.

At some point, there would be an understanding of mutually assured destruction, then both parties would make nice. Just like Sharks and Jets at a dance.

But, until someone on the right can reach between his legs and find a dick, we're going to be on the losing end of one-sided justice.

Posted by: jwest at July 09, 2020 03:57 PM (mrrpT)

213 Don Lemon's Bible: Jesus said thou shall make thy face puffy like a marshmallow.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 09, 2020 03:57 PM (r+sAi)

214 Half the employees in my department have the 'rona but the company cannot tell us who because of HIPPA. We are all just mass mailing each other about who is and who ain't.
========

My place did that. Then they sent out an email to staff saying a person had tested positive, but somehow, management knows that no one else was in danger/affected by said person.

Uh, really? You know that, huh? And what if I was fucking one of those people in the warehouse at lunch time? Cuz you don't know about that. (I wasn't fucking anyone at work. )

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 09, 2020 03:57 PM (vg8iE)

215 Once COVID hit, every one just stopped pretending.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 09, 2020 03:55 PM (iZJ5K)

You're probably right.

Posted by: CN at July 09, 2020 03:57 PM (ONvIw)

216 211 Jesus never even threw a no-hitter.
Posted by: t-bird at July 09, 2020 03:55 PM (8eSmR)


Best bowling score: 299.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2020 03:56 PM (hku12)

==========

Never did better than 64 at Augusta.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 09, 2020 03:57 PM (LvTSG)

217 195 holy crap, when Jesus comes back, he's going to be royally pissed.
Posted by: nurse ratched


I am pretty convinced of this too.
Posted by: G. Gnome at July 09, 2020 03:54 PM (OQcPl


I'm pretty convinced the end times are nigh

Never seen such insane nonsense before.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2020 03:57 PM (WvQcX)

218 *fingers crossed that they don't accept it*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 09, 2020 03:53 PM (LvTSG)

on the 3 Judge panel that decided in favor of Flynn, there were 2 Republican appointees and 1 Obama appointee. The decision, of course, was 2-1. In an en banc hearing there are 11 circuit Judges which participate - 7 Democrats, 4 Repubicans. And it only takes 6 of the Democrats to agree to rehear it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2020 03:57 PM (Kpl3J)

219 Moby Dick was awesome.

Been a while since I read it. I will read it again.
Ishmael meeting Queequeg the first time is pretty funny.
It was in bed, if I recall.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 09, 2020 03:54 PM (ufFY


Queequeg was the wisest person in the book.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 09, 2020 03:57 PM (AiZBA)

220 186
Once Don Lemon said that MH 370 was swallowed by a black hole,
everything he said from that point should have been followed by a laugh
track



But due to his amazing continuing ability of being black, we're to take him seriously

Posted by: kbdabear at July 09, 2020 03:53 PM (qAR6u)

My guess is that Don Lemon is not an expert at swallowing black holes.



Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 09, 2020 03:57 PM (ufFY8)

221 IOW, Judge Emmet Sullivan gave the DC Circuit Court the middle finger and told them to send an order more to his liking. This isn't a "case" of law, the June 24th ruling was an order to Sullivan to dismiss

Posted by: mrp at July 09, 2020 03:57 PM (Pqytn)

222 218 *fingers crossed that they don't accept it*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 09, 2020 03:53 PM (LvTSG)

on the 3 Judge panel that decided in favor of Flynn, there were 2 Republican appointees and 1 Obama appointee. The decision, of course, was 2-1. In an en banc hearing there are 11 circuit Judges which participate - 7 Democrats, 4 Repubicans. And it only takes 6 of the Democrats to agree to rehear it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2020 03:57 PM (Kpl3J)

========

I'm not going to uncross my fingers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 09, 2020 03:58 PM (LvTSG)

223 "Jesus wasn't perfect" is a mealy mouthed, ambiguous statement.

Posted by: Max Power at July 09, 2020 03:58 PM (q177U)

224 I hereby rule that Epstein's Island is a reservation of the Cleveland Indians tribe.

Under these circumstances, I cannot allow the case against Ms. Maxwell to continue, as only the Cleveland Indians would have jurisdiction to proceed against her.

I hereby order the release of Ms. Maxwell and the immediate restitution to her of all video thumb drives seized by the government from her.

Ms. Maxwell, please accept my apologies, and those of the Chief Justice, for the terrible inconveniences you have had to bear. Case dismissed.

Posted by: Judge Gorsuch at July 09, 2020 03:58 PM (f2oVT)

225 The basic flaw here was Lemon assuming that we honor and respect the founding fathers despite their flaws. He seems to think we can crap all over them and tear down monuments because they weren't perfect, which is simply asinine.

I'm sure he stayed up half the night excited because he came up with this killer line that DESTROYS THE RIGHT but its even weaker than usual from this lightweight.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 09, 2020 03:58 PM (KZzsI)

226 219 Moby Dick was awesome.

Been a while since I read it. I will read it again.
Ishmael meeting Queequeg the first time is pretty funny.
It was in bed, if I recall.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 09, 2020 03:54 PM (ufFY

Queequeg was the wisest person in the book.
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 09, 2020 03:57 PM (AiZBA)

=========

I have my fan trailer of the Gregory Peck Moby Dick movie in the sidebar of my blog.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 09, 2020 03:58 PM (LvTSG)

227 Normal BMI: 18.5 - 24.9

Jesus' BMI - 18.4

Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2020 03:58 PM (hku12)

228 Is Dem Lonon saying Jesus can't hit a curveball?

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2020 03:58 PM (s33b/)

229 Queequeg was the wisest person in the book.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 09, 2020 03:57 PM (AiZBA)

He was the most Christian person in the book (but technically a pagan).

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 09, 2020 03:59 PM (ufFY8)

230 You're probably right.

Posted by: CN


I so deeply do not want to be.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 09, 2020 03:59 PM (iZJ5K)

231 >>We missed you on the Durham is a pole cat thread

Sorry, life.

Which part of the article did you like the best? The part where "sources say" that he is planning to be done by the end of the summer but "other sources say" if he isn't he might not make a move until after the election?

I don't seem to remember you ever believing "sources say" when they say that indictments are coming or when AG Barr says Durham will start presenting stuff before the end of the summer. I put the same credence on "sources say".

Posted by: JackStraw at July 09, 2020 03:59 PM (ZLI7S)

232 > holy crap, when Jesus comes back, he's going to be royally pissed

"And as for these enemies of mine who didn't want me to be their king -- bring them in and execute them right here in front of me"

Posted by: perilisk at July 09, 2020 03:59 PM (9p+wn)

233 I'm pretty convinced the end times are nigh

Never seen such insane nonsense before.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2020 03:57 PM (WvQcX)


I'm almost at the point of believing it too. Close. Real close.

Posted by: G. Gnome at July 09, 2020 03:59 PM (OQcPl)

234 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 09, 2020 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)

235
64 Joe Biden voted to restore the citizenship of Robert E Lee AND Jefferson Davis, per Twitter. Biden is going to have a lot of racial skeletons in his closet.
Posted by: Dr Spank
-----
You should go have a look at Citizen Free Press (I know, I know) and see the little Joe clip from 77 about forcing busing and integration. I'd link it but my phone is not being cooperative at all.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at July 09, 2020 03:59 PM (+ldAm)

236
Ms. Maxwell, please accept my apologies, and those of the Chief Justice, for the terrible inconveniences you have had to bear. Case dismissed.
Posted by: Judge Gorsuch at July 09, 2020 03:58 PM (f2oVT)

I still say she'll suicide very soon

Posted by: CN at July 09, 2020 03:59 PM (ONvIw)

237 I have my fan trailer of the Gregory Peck Moby Dick movie in the sidebar of my blog.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 09, 2020 03:58 PM (LvTSG)


Orson Wells' sermon was awesome.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 09, 2020 04:00 PM (AiZBA)

238 Sullivan just asked for full court hearing.

I thought he wasn't allowed to? *smack!* What am I thinking, there are no rules...

Posted by: t-bird at July 09, 2020 04:00 PM (2nFxy)

239 So that's why no one responds to me anymore...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 09, 2020 03:55 PM (LvTSG)



Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 09, 2020 04:00 PM (jjaLl)

240 I tend to believe that it was never there. It only works if everyone is playing by the same rules. National Divorce? Hell the Left cleaned out our accounts for 8 years and then burned down the house.


Once COVID hit, every one just stopped pretending.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 09, 2020 03:55 PM (iZJ5K)

Modern Society is based on a number of Societal Myths.

Myths like the Police will protect us and punish crime.

Myths like the vast majority of people tell the truth.

Myths like a digit in a record, in a bank, is wealth.

Problem is that we live in such a complex society, that none of us can survive alone anymore. We HAVE to cooperate.

And without those 'Myths', cooperation ceases.

And then will come the burning times.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2020 04:00 PM (NgKpN)

241 Christianity offers one thing the Left doesn't and that thing is called Redemption.

Posted by: attila the thrilla at July 09, 2020 04:00 PM (w7KSn)

242 There are a lot of people who could do with some serious smiting about now.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 09, 2020 04:00 PM (kA3Cp)

243 See, even if Lemon's point was valid -- that Jesus is not perfect -- that doesn't support anything he's trying to say. Its irrelevant to the discussion.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 09, 2020 04:00 PM (KZzsI)

244 241 Christianity offers one thing the Left doesn't and that thing is called Redemption.
Posted by: attila the thrilla at July 09, 2020 04:00 PM (w7KSn)

==========

I came for the punch and pie.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 09, 2020 04:00 PM (LvTSG)

245 Don. You take it up the ass. You know very little about Jesus. Stop lecturing about shit you have no idea.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 09, 2020 04:00 PM (Zz0t1)

246 Jesus' GPA: 3.9

ACT score: 35

Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2020 04:00 PM (hku12)

247 187 So, we are completely ignoring trolls now, right?
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 09, 2020 03:53 PM (jjaLl)

Except for the ones on CNN and in politics.

Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2020 04:00 PM (Ojki1)

248 Queequeg was the wisest person in the book.
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 09, 2020 03:57 PM (AiZBA)
++++++++++++
Also, Agent Sculley's dog on the X-Files.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 09, 2020 04:00 PM (hYcqw)

249 the only surprising thing here is that LeMon didn't grovel before his moslem overlords and say something like, 'we know from the Bible that Jesus wasn't perfect, but we know from the Koran that Mohammed was perfect in absolutely every way'

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at July 09, 2020 04:01 PM (RKQ/v)

250
Pelosi is pretty cavalier about all of the statue destruction. She says
that if people don't like them, they should be able to pull them down.
She amended this statement a little by adding that maybe due to safety
reasons they should be dismantled in a less dangerous manner.


Posted by: washrivergal at July 09, 2020 03:50 PM (UAOfD)

===
Also it is a HATE CRIME if someone paints over graffiti in the middle of the road.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 09, 2020 04:01 PM (pw+jk)

251 ...

@TheBabylonBee
Equality For The Elderly: Grampa Simpson Will Now Be Voiced By Joe Biden

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 09, 2020 04:01 PM (L6ZYH)

252 Who the hell is Don Le'mon?

Posted by: klaftern at July 09, 2020 04:01 PM (RuIsu)

253 @201 They're waterboarding all of us until we give in, say we've had enough, and "vote" the Deep State into permanent power.

I'll die first.
Posted by: Jewells45
*************
So will many of them.

Posted by: Cosda at July 09, 2020 04:01 PM (cILWK)

254 243 See, even if Lemon's point was valid -- that Jesus is not perfect -- that doesn't support anything he's trying to say. Its irrelevant to the discussion.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 09, 2020 04:00 PM (KZzsI)

==========

"Jesus wasn't perfect and can have statues. Washington is also not perfect, but he can't have statues."
-Logic

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 09, 2020 04:01 PM (LvTSG)

255 I'm thinking they are going to be a bit miffed at Sullivan... all the active judges had plenty of time to call for an en banc, and none did... so him opening his piehole like this is kind of a diss, to use a word I'm sure all the kids are still using......
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 09, 2020 03:56 PM (jjaLl)

or alternatively - all the Democrats know that dragging this out as long as possible is the real game here, so they agreed that no one would do anything until there were just a couple of hours left until the deadline. Then they let Sullivan do the deed, since he wanted it so bad.

I'll wait and see if one of them gives him a stay - I think he'll be given a stay of any further action by late Friday. I hope I'm wrong, but we'll see. If he gets a stay, then this game is fixed all the way.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2020 04:01 PM (Kpl3J)

256 Christianity offers one thing the Left doesn't and that thing is called Redemption.
Posted by: attila the thrilla


You don't want redemption from the Left.

Trust me.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 09, 2020 04:01 PM (L6ZYH)

257 Word, homie.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 09, 2020 03:56 PM (LvTSG)


HA ha ha, you crazy!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 09, 2020 04:02 PM (jjaLl)

258 I have a son with an intellectual disability, actual diagnosed mental retardation, and I'm getting really tired of the constant insult to him of comparing progressives to him, when he is so much cooler and smarter than them. We can do better than this guys. Surely with the wit and brain power around here we can find some better insults?

Posted by: Your mom at July 09, 2020 04:02 PM (Qqq4N)

259 19 strokes

Father, why did you let that sandtrap forsake me on hole number 10?

Posted by: Jesus' card for a round at the Masters Golf Course at July 09, 2020 04:02 PM (PbpT7)

260 256 Christianity offers one thing the Left doesn't and that thing is called Redemption.
Posted by: attila the thrilla

You don't want redemption from the Left.

Trust me.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 09, 2020 04:01 PM (L6ZYH)

=========

The haircut takes forever to undo.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 09, 2020 04:02 PM (LvTSG)

261 Jesus USUALLY remembered MOST people's birthdays, phone numbers.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2020 04:02 PM (hku12)

262 252 Who the hell is Don Le'mon?
Posted by: klaftern at July 09, 2020 04:01 PM (RuIsu)

It's questions like that which lead me to believe I need to interview Don Lemon with an axe handle.

Really raise his profile. And lower his occipital ridge.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 09, 2020 04:02 PM (ifmtJ)

263
Jesus bowled 299 last week.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2020 04:02 PM (mht8P)

264 238
Sullivan just asked for full court hearing.



I thought he wasn't allowed to? *smack!* What am I thinking, there are no rules...

Posted by: t-bird at July 09, 2020 04:00 PM (2nFxy)

He can file anything he wants. Whether it will be acted upon is a different thing altogether.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at July 09, 2020 04:03 PM (ElqsY)

265 HIPPA compliance bullshit is bullshit
and I don't like bullshit

*HIPAA

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 09, 2020 04:03 PM (NWiLs)

266
So that's why no one responds to me anymore...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 09, 2020 03:55 PM (LvTSG)

Nah, we love you.

Just not interested in the Church of Prometheus ll that much.

Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2020 04:03 PM (Ojki1)

267 I put the same credence on "sources say".

Posted by: JackStraw at July 09, 2020 03:59 PM (ZLI7S)

It actually depends on what the "sources" are saying. Sometimes sources say things to keep people pacified.

Sometimes sources say things to derail someone or put undue pressure on them.

Other times sources say things to soften certain blows. Like when "sources" said Bernie was announcing he was dropping out and all the leftards flipped out that morning. He of course didn't drop out that day. But he did like a month later.

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2020 04:03 PM (s33b/)

268 Posted by: Your mom at July 09, 2020 04:02 PM (Qqq4N


Fair. Apologies if it was me.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2020 04:03 PM (WvQcX)

269 263
Jesus bowled 299 last week.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2020 04:02 PM (mht8P)

=========

Jesus has two cycles batting for the Jerusalem Saints baseball team, but he never got the natural cycle.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 09, 2020 04:03 PM (LvTSG)

270 Once COVID hit, every one just stopped pretending


Nothing but a thin veneer. Civilization that is. I learned that lesson quickly and permanently in post Andrew Miami. Any previous flirtation with socialism encouraged by the lying media got cured pretty fast.

Posted by: Floridachick at July 09, 2020 04:04 PM (mS1SA)

271 I don't seem to remember you ever believing "sources say" when they say that indictments are coming or when AG Barr says Durham will start presenting stuff before the end of the summer. I put the same credence on "sources say".
Posted by: JackStraw at July 09, 2020 03:59 PM (ZLI7S)

I seem to remember you believing sources and something about a larger liquor cabinet.

Posted by: CN at July 09, 2020 04:04 PM (ONvIw)

272
Headline: Jesus Throws 28 Pitches in One-Hitter.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2020 04:04 PM (mht8P)

273 Yo CB - email me at the gun thread address when you have a minute please.

Posted by: Weasel at July 09, 2020 03:48 PM (MVjcR)

Done amigo.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 09, 2020 04:04 PM (Jx5Qs)

274 I'm not saying Jesus had an illegal Napster account, but how did he get THAT many songs on his MP3 player??

Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2020 04:04 PM (hku12)

275 I, along with 250 others, watched a guy bowl a 299 once. Absolute silence in the building, until he got 9 on the last ball, and let out an extremely loud word, starting with the letter F.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 09, 2020 04:05 PM (kA3Cp)

276 I understand why Trump hasn't pardoned Flynn this far and how it's better if it plays out.....but maybe Trump should just pardon Flynn NOW and let him sing like a canary.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 09, 2020 04:05 PM (gtdYu)

277 I have my fan trailer of the Gregory Peck Moby Dick movie in the sidebar of my blog.


You know who wrote the screenplay.

Posted by: Grump928© at July 09, 2020 04:05 PM (YJAfx)

278 While Lemon was talking, Cuomo was thinking of his "accidental" buff nude porch pose in his wife's selfie.

Posted by: Caliban at July 09, 2020 04:05 PM (QE8X6)

279 Jesus walked across the Grand Canyon...WITHOUT A NET!!!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 09, 2020 04:05 PM (Jx5Qs)

280 277 I have my fan trailer of the Gregory Peck Moby Dick movie in the sidebar of my blog.


You know who wrote the screenplay.
Posted by: Grump928© at July 09, 2020 04:05 PM (YJAfx)


"Call me Pish-Fail!"

- - A Small Bitter Fruit

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2020 04:05 PM (s2VJv)

281 >>I seem to remember you believing sources and something about a larger liquor cabinet.

Is it November already? Time flies.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 09, 2020 04:05 PM (ZLI7S)

282 It is most certainly true that Jesus cannot land the triple Sowcow

Posted by: Dick Buttons at July 09, 2020 04:06 PM (flINI)

283 277 I have my fan trailer of the Gregory Peck Moby Dick movie in the sidebar of my blog.


You know who wrote the screenplay.
Posted by: Grump928© at July 09, 2020 04:05 PM (YJAfx)

=========

*nods sagaciously*

Prometheus.

\jk

Huston and Bradbury who, as far as I know, never fucked Rachel Bloom.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 09, 2020 04:06 PM (LvTSG)

284 Jesus has two cycles batting for the Jerusalem Saints baseball team, but he never got the natural cycle.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 09, 2020 04:03 PM (LvTSG)


Yes, he has been part of a triple play, but never unassisted.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2020 04:06 PM (hku12)

285 Jesus bowled 299 last week.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2020 04:02 PM (mht8P)

Is it even possible to bowl a 299?

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2020 04:06 PM (NgKpN)

286 Jesus can throw a boat over a hedge

Posted by: DB- just DB at July 09, 2020 04:06 PM (iTXRQ)

287 277 I have my fan trailer of the Gregory Peck Moby Dick movie in the sidebar of my blog.


You know who wrote the screenplay.
Posted by: Grump928© at July 09, 2020 04:05 PM (YJAfx)

Hitler?

Posted by: josephistan at July 09, 2020 04:06 PM (Izzlo)

288 I really enjoyed reading Moby Dick couple years ago

Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2020 04:06 PM (6f16T)

289 The guy who tells us that a Malaysian airliner disappeared into black hole is now saying Jesus wasn't perfect.

Yeah, go with that.

Posted by: dantesed at July 09, 2020 04:06 PM (88xKn)

290
The left has politicians and judges that know how to use power.

We have drooling idiots who want the "Virtue and Nobility Award".

If we had smart people on our side, door would be kicked in and people would be persecuted. Not prosecuted, persecuted.

At some point, there would be an understanding of mutually assured destruction, then both parties would make nice. Just like Sharks and Jets at a dance.

But, until someone on the right can reach between his legs and find a dick, we're going to be on the losing end of one-sided justice.
Posted by: jwest at July 09, 2020 03:57 PM (mrrpT)

Meh, we have the Washington (that's racist) Generals (probably also racist)

They want the same thing but have to put up token resistance or the rubes get wise. Like how con men will have a accomplice to make the make the marks think winning is possible.

Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2020 04:06 PM (Ojki1)

291 Jesus was a sailor when he walked upon the water. And he spent a long time watching from a lonely wooden tower. And when he knew for certain only drowning men could see him, said all men are sailors till the sea shall free them.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 09, 2020 04:07 PM (ifmtJ)

292 Nah, we love you.



Just not interested in the Church of Prometheus ll that much.

Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2020 04:03 PM (Ojki1)

OK, I LOLed.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 09, 2020 04:07 PM (ufFY8)

293 See, even if Lemon's point was valid -- that Jesus
is not perfect -- that doesn't support anything he's trying to say. Its
irrelevant to the discussion.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 09, 2020 04:00 PM (KZzsI)

Makes you wonder if his writers were just throwing it out there.

Like how every day of our lives, the idea of prominent American people wanting *Mount Rushmore* destroyed on purpose seemed beyond insane, but the next day, the idea seemed perfect plausible. True even.

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2020 04:07 PM (s33b/)

294
Jesus defeated Roger Federer in straight sets 6-0, 6-0, 6-1.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2020 04:07 PM (mht8P)

295 284 Jesus has two cycles batting for the Jerusalem Saints baseball team, but he never got the natural cycle.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 09, 2020 04:03 PM (LvTSG)


Yes, he has been part of a triple play, but never unassisted.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2020 04:06 PM (hku12)

==========

It was Peter. He got the grounder and tossed it to Jesus at second when Jesus could easily have gotten it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 09, 2020 04:07 PM (LvTSG)

296 This is not the theologian you're looking for....

I'll take St John Chrysostom, St Basil the Great, St Gregory the Theologian, St John the Theologian (who was actually THERE while Jesus the Christ was being perfect God and perfect Man on this earth).

OK, Lemondrop, now pontificate (sic) on Big Mo.
Waiting.

Posted by: Flyover at July 09, 2020 04:07 PM (Rbu5d)

297

Bumper sticker to send to Don:

"Jesus Loves You. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2020 04:07 PM (s2VJv)

298 Jesus walked across the Grand Canyon...WITHOUT A NET!!!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 09, 2020 04:05 PM (Jx5Qs)


Nonsense, the Grand Canyon didn't exist back then.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2020 04:07 PM (hku12)

299 I understand from Major League that Jesus cannot hit a curveball

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 09, 2020 04:07 PM (KZzsI)

300 Is it even possible to bowl a 299?
Posted by: Romeo13

--

Yes, take down 9 on the last ball.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 09, 2020 04:07 PM (kA3Cp)

301 270 Once COVID hit, every one just stopped pretending


Nothing but a thin veneer. Civilization that is. I learned that lesson quickly and permanently in post Andrew Miami. Any previous flirtation with socialism encouraged by the lying media got cured pretty fast.
Posted by: Floridachick at July 09, 2020 04:04 PM (mS1SA)

Even the Supremes quit pretending that we have actual Rights.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2020 04:08 PM (NgKpN)

302 Quint > Ahab

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 09, 2020 04:08 PM (LxTcq)

303 294
Jesus defeated Roger Federer in straight sets 6-0, 6-0, 6-1.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2020 04:07 PM (mht8P)


Don don't know from "straight" anything.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2020 04:08 PM (s2VJv)

304 Is it even possible to bowl a 299?
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2020 04:06 PM

11 strikes and a 9 count

Posted by: Chuck C at July 09, 2020 04:08 PM (d/5jB)

305 > So Sullivan just asked for an En-bank hearing on Flynn... POS

I suspect Sullivan will have an infinitely long time to ponder the meaning of the phrase "judge not lest ye be judged".

Posted by: perilisk at July 09, 2020 04:08 PM (9p+wn)

306 Once COVID hit, every one just stopped pretending.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 09, 2020 03:55 PM (iZJ5K)

===
When Trump won was when they stopped pretending.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 09, 2020 04:08 PM (pw+jk)

307 300 Is it even possible to bowl a 299?
Posted by: Romeo13

--

Yes, take down 9 on the last ball.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 09, 2020 04:07 PM (kA3Cp)

==========

There is a great Malcolm in the Middle where Hal almost bowls a 300.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 09, 2020 04:08 PM (LvTSG)

308 276 I understand why Trump hasn't pardoned Flynn this far and how it's better if it plays out.....but maybe Trump should just pardon Flynn NOW and let him sing like a canary.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 09, 2020 04:05 PM (gtdYu)

We were so close to winning this one without it - but as I say above, I'm waiting to see if one of the Circuit Judges grants Sullivan a stay pending further consideration. I hope that doesn't happen, but I fear that it will happen about this time tomorrow. And if it does, then this game is Rigged, and pardon is the only way out. And the Dems campaign on how Trump is the Lawless President.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2020 04:08 PM (Kpl3J)

309 285 Jesus bowled 299 last week.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2020 04:02 PM (mht8P)

Is it even possible to bowl a 299?
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2020 04:06 PM (NgKpN)


I bowl 300 every day!

Posted by: Dear Leader Kim Il Jong at July 09, 2020 04:08 PM (PiwSw)

310 In the Bible, Jesus used to sit outside the home improvement bazaar searching for opportunities in the landscaping profession.

Posted by: Fritz at July 09, 2020 04:08 PM (prhBS)

311 Ace, Speaking of L'mon,

Tucker Carlson, yesterday, showing clip of L'mon almost making sense in 2013 :

twitter.com/BorisEP/status/1281302676232421376

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 09, 2020 04:08 PM (L6ZYH)

312 You tryin' ta tell me Jesus Christ can't hit a curve ball?

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 09, 2020 04:08 PM (Zz0t1)

313 I'll wait and see if one of them gives him a
stay - I think he'll be given a stay of any further action by late
Friday. I hope I'm wrong, but we'll see. If he gets a stay, then this
game is fixed all the way.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2020 04:01 PM (Kpl3J)


Yeah, I agree, if they wait til the 11th hour just to decide they will have the en banc hearing, then that will be the last piece of evidence anyone would need to know Flynn is continuing to be railroaded.....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 09, 2020 04:09 PM (jjaLl)

314 "Judge" Sullivan is a f'n disgrace.

Posted by: Liberty at July 09, 2020 04:09 PM (Icu+E)

315



Wait until Don finds out that Jesus was... Jewish!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2020 04:09 PM (s2VJv)

316 Yes, he has been part of a triple play, but never unassisted.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2020 04:06 PM (hku12)

==========

It was Peter. He got the grounder and tossed it to Jesus at second when Jesus could easily have gotten it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 09, 2020 04:07 PM (LvTSG)


Three times, Jesus tried to tell Peter he had it.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2020 04:09 PM (hku12)

317 Huston and Bradbury who, as far as I know, never fucked Rachel Bloom.


The opening dialog bears a strange resemblance to Something Wicket this Way Comes.

Posted by: Grump928© at July 09, 2020 04:09 PM (YJAfx)

318 I expect Trump's re-election will come just in time for the re-enactment of Kristalnacht. Jesus will be ok so long as everyone agrees he was really a socialist.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at July 09, 2020 04:09 PM (4a9Vv)

319 You know who was pure evil and still has a statue standing
Lenin

Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2020 04:09 PM (6f16T)

320 Jesus can point to a spot in the center field bleachers, and then hit a home run right there

Posted by: DB- just DB at July 09, 2020 04:09 PM (iTXRQ)

321 Fredo Cuhomo masturbates to pictures of himself

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 09, 2020 04:09 PM (flINI)

322 304 Is it even possible to bowl a 299?
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2020 04:06 PM
11 strikes and a 9 count
Posted by: Chuck C at July 09, 2020 04:08 PM (d/5jB)

Tells you how long its been since I've been bowling.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2020 04:09 PM (NgKpN)

323 U.S. Army Message: 'Make America Great Again,' Columbus Day Are Signs of 'White Supremacy'

Breitbart

Posted by: SMH at July 09, 2020 04:10 PM (RU4sa)

324 Is it even possible to bowl a 299?

All strikes and then a 9 on your very last (twelfth, I believe) ball.

Posted by: t-bird at July 09, 2020 04:10 PM (8eSmR)

325 My favorite story in the Bible is when Jesus chopped down the cherry tree and then told his momma because he couldn't tell a lie.

Posted by: G. Gnome at July 09, 2020 04:10 PM (OQcPl)

326 321 Fredo Cuhomo masturbates to pictures of himself
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 09, 2020 04:09 PM (flINI)


Old and busted - Ecce homo.
New hotness - Icky homo.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2020 04:10 PM (s2VJv)

327 -holy crap, when Jesus comes back, he's going to be royally pissed-



Worse. They want to deny Him and have nothing to do with Him.

And He is going to give them what they want.

Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2020 04:11 PM (Ojki1)

328 Meanwhile, I've been reading that things continue to get worse and worse between Harry, Meghan and the rest of the royal family.

It's way past time for QEII to employ the nuclear option and completely cut them off financially. She might need parliamentary approval but I have a hunch she'd get it. Fcuk 'em.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 09, 2020 04:11 PM (L2ZTs)

329 316 Yes, he has been part of a triple play, but never unassisted.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2020 04:06 PM (hku12)

==========

It was Peter. He got the grounder and tossed it to Jesus at second when Jesus could easily have gotten it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 09, 2020 04:07 PM (LvTSG)


Three times, Jesus tried to tell Peter he had it.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2020 04:09 PM (hku12)

========

I laughed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 09, 2020 04:11 PM (LvTSG)

330 Was Lenin a racist? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: A dude in MI at July 09, 2020 04:11 PM (/6GbT)

331 Jesus summited Mt Everest on his first attempt

in sandals

Posted by: DB- just DB at July 09, 2020 04:11 PM (iTXRQ)

332 U.S. Army Message: 'Make America Great Again,' Columbus Day Are Signs of 'White Supremacy'



Breitbart


We've replaced regular Army leadership with Hatch Act violating leftist shitheads. Let's see if anyone notices.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at July 09, 2020 04:11 PM (SchxB)

333 I'm not saying Jesus was doping, but don't tell me it's possible for someone to NEVER be "random" tested in 33 years.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2020 04:12 PM (hku12)

334 Was Lenin a racist? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: A dude in MI at July 09, 2020 04:11 PM (/6GbT)

No. He hated everybody equally.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 09, 2020 04:12 PM (gtdYu)

335 Not always a fan of Rod Dreher, but this is pretty good. The Kampf of the Woke.

And he doesn't capitalize 'black', while leaving 'white' in the diminutive, as my local rags now do. Winning!

https://tinyurl.com/y8do6qtm



Posted by: lizabth at July 09, 2020 04:12 PM (L3Rsz)

336 It is also a well known fact that Jesus was just a simple country lawyer from Kentucky that studied by lantern light

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 09, 2020 04:12 PM (flINI)

337 294

Jesus defeated Roger Federer in straight sets 6-0, 6-0, 6-1.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2020 04:07 PM (mht8P)


with a wooden racket.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 09, 2020 04:12 PM (Jx5Qs)

338 You tryin' ta tell me Jesus Christ can't hit a curve ball?

Who knows? Are you going to risk hitting the batter?

Posted by: t-bird at July 09, 2020 04:12 PM (Lt1JN)

339 I was gonna say that Cuomo looked shocked when Lemon said that, but "stupefied and vacuous" is pretty much Cuomo's resting face.

Posted by: red speck at July 09, 2020 04:12 PM (gS3OW)

340 re 307: there's a 'Married with Children' episode in which Al takes Peggy to the bowling alley for their anniversary. Peggy bowls a 300 and ruins bowling for Al forever.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at July 09, 2020 04:13 PM (4a9Vv)

341 288 I really enjoyed reading Moby Dick couple years ago
Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2020 04:06 PM (6f16T)

I had to read it in high school. Took a bit to get into it, but all in all, it was a positive thing. Prepared me for tougher reading later.

Just looked at Melville's painting by Eaton, he might look a bit like Christopher Taylor.. LOL

Posted by: CN at July 09, 2020 04:13 PM (ONvIw)

342 Jesus can guess anybody's weight and get it right every time

Posted by: DB- just DB at July 09, 2020 04:13 PM (iTXRQ)

343 I was gonna say that Cuomo looked shocked when Lemon said that, but "stupefied and vacuous" is pretty much Cuomo's resting face.
Posted by: red speck at July 09, 2020 04:12 PM (gS3OW)

Cuomo may have caught that, but there's no way he was going to correct Lemon on the air.

It's a charade. The people on CNN know Lemon is an idiot, but they got to stick together.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 09, 2020 04:14 PM (gtdYu)

344 Jesus couldn't have been perfect because Obama wasn't perfect, and you can't top that

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at July 09, 2020 04:14 PM (4a9Vv)

345 U.S. Army Message: 'Make America Great Again,' Columbus Day Are Signs of 'White Supremacy'


It's a redo of "Everybody who voted for Trump is deplorably racist". It's quite a shame that they (Army) offered that message though. People with sense (Granted there's a limited supply of them) knew that "Make America great Again" was about restoring our economy and bringing industry and jobs back home and better. But it will be a LONG campaign season with "Trump wants America to be controlled by whites"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2020 04:14 PM (oDRcK)

346 75 68 "He committed no sin, neither was deceit found in his mouth."
"You know that he appeared to take away sins, and in him there is no sin."
"But with the precious blood of Christ, like that of a lamb without blemish or spot."
Posted by: bonhomme at July 09, 2020 03:39 PM (YYlyE)

==========

"That's just, like, your opinion, man."
-Don Lemon
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 09, 2020 03:40 PM (LvTSG)

A relative (when we were speaking to each other) would say that. I would reply, "just because you DON'T believe it doesn't mean it's not true."

Posted by: Flyover at July 09, 2020 04:14 PM (Rbu5d)

347 Equality For The Elderly: Grampa Simpson Will Now Be Voiced By Joe Biden

Posted by: SMOD at July 09, 2020 04:14 PM (3aI0K)

348 mallfly, I've actually been watching Married With Children reruns lately. They're on late on WGN.

I guess I was just a TV snob years ago because it seems like those episodes just keep getting better and better.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 09, 2020 04:14 PM (L2ZTs)

349 Even the Supremes quit pretending that we have actual Rights.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2020 04:08 PM (NgKpN)

STOP! In the name of love.

Posted by: Roberts and Gorsuch to Oklahoma at July 09, 2020 04:14 PM (ONvIw)

350 I'm dreaming of a White Christmas, with every Christmas card I write....

What?

You're kidding me.

No, you're kidding me. Right?

Posted by: Zombie Bing Crosby at July 09, 2020 04:14 PM (PiwSw)

351 It's a charade. The people on CNN know Lemon is an idiot, but they got to stick together.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 09, 2020 04:14 PM (gtdYu)
+++++++
Ah. Like Juan Williams, then. Except that Lemon isn't there to be the butt of the joke the way that Williams is.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 09, 2020 04:15 PM (hYcqw)

352 Jesus summited Mt Everest on his first attempt

in sandals


Posted by: DB- just DB
What took you so long?

Posted by: RBG at July 09, 2020 04:15 PM (VcFUs)

353 The Marxist who sent the email is in Huntsville, Alabama.

Mo Brooks is pissed.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2020 04:15 PM (WvQcX)

354 Jesus died on the cross, descended into hell, and on the third day he rose from the dead.

Not once in those three days did he directly confront Satan. Said their paths just never quite crossed.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2020 04:15 PM (hku12)

355 Off Darth Ginsberg sock

Posted by: BifBewalski - Sinis Est Culus at July 09, 2020 04:15 PM (VcFUs)

356 It's a charade. The people on CNN know Lemon is an idiot, but they got to stick together.

As we all know, Fredo is an idiot as well. Its a 3 man race at CNN between Fredo, Lemon, and Cilizza for stupidest man on television, but right now, Lemon has the lead.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 09, 2020 04:16 PM (KZzsI)

357
Jesus Christ won the Belmont Stakes by 30 lengths in 2:24 1/5.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2020 04:16 PM (mht8P)

358 His argument is stupid, and it also starts with a phony premise: that putting up statues of the founders is "deifying" them.

That's nonsense. Nobody has ever suggested that the founders were gods, or that they were or are immune from criticism. In fact, there has been plenty of criticism of them over the centuries, for various things, including slavery.

That doesn't mean we can't appreciate the good things they did. And they did plenty of good things, things that even idiots like the clueless Don LeMon benefit from to this day.

And if you follow LeMon's idiotic argument to its conclusion, is he suggesting that we should only erect statues to people who were perfect? Because that leaves out everybody (except Jesus, who actually was without sin, contrary to what his butt-buddies at the glory hole told Donnie).

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 09, 2020 04:16 PM (k4dH2)

359 I hear that Meghan Markle will be taking over as the voice of Cleveland. Kill two stones with one bird.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at July 09, 2020 04:16 PM (4a9Vv)

360 357


Jesus Christ won the Belmont Stakes by 30 lengths in 2:24 1/5.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2020 04:16 PM (mht8P)

In sandals!*yeah, now I'm using it for everything

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 09, 2020 04:17 PM (Jx5Qs)

361 My favorite story in the Bible is when Jesus chopped
down the cherry tree and then told his momma because he couldn't tell a
lie.

Posted by: G. Gnome at July 09, 2020 04:10 PM (OQcPl)


Every time I hear about that cherry tree I laugh my ass off thinking about the 3 stooges episode where they're on the golf course. and one of their golf balls gets stuck in a tree. It was either curly or larry, but they grab an axe and start cutting down the tree. The italian greens keeper comes running over and says "wadda you doing wit da chop-a chop, waddy think you a george-a wash?" lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 09, 2020 04:17 PM (9Om/r)

362 LEMON: Sagging pants, whether Justin Bieber or No-name Derek around the
way, walking around with your ass and your underwear showing is not OK.
In fact, it comes from prison when they take away belts from the
prisoners so that they can't make a weapon. And then it evolved into
which role a prisoner would have during male-on-male prison sex. The one
with the really low pants is the submissive one. You get my point?

Posted by: SMOD at July 09, 2020 04:17 PM (3aI0K)

363 Jesus didn't have a credit score, so he would not have been able to get a loan.

Posted by: t-bird at July 09, 2020 04:17 PM (Lt1JN)

364 Meghan

What a POS disaster she is

Posted by: It's me donna at July 09, 2020 04:17 PM (Zmnko)

365 nood.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 09, 2020 04:18 PM (2HIdp)

366 358 His argument is stupid, and it also starts with a phony premise: that putting up statues of the founders is "deifying" them.

That's nonsense. Nobody has ever suggested that the founders were gods, or that they were or are immune from criticism. In fact, there has been plenty of criticism of them over the centuries, for various things, including slavery.

That doesn't mean we can't appreciate the good things they did. And they did plenty of good things, things that even idiots like the clueless Don LeMon benefit from to this day.

And if you follow LeMon's idiotic argument to its conclusion, is he suggesting that we should only erect statues to people who were perfect? Because that leaves out everybody (except Jesus, who actually was without sin, contrary to what his butt-buddies at the glory hole told Donnie).
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 09, 2020 04:16 PM (k4dH2)

It is part of the attempt to tear down the Founders and what they did. It allows them to tear down any greatness for any flaw, by modern standards.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 09, 2020 04:18 PM (ifmtJ)

367 It's a charade. The people on CNN know Lemon is an idiot, but they got to stick together.
Posted by: JoeF

--

If I ran a business, I'd be ashamed to have a man with such a simian like intellect on board.

Unless of course I ran a sheltered workshop for the disabled. I am very familiar with working with Downs kids. For all their so called challenges, they are light-years ahead of LeMon.

In all aspects of their lives.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 09, 2020 04:19 PM (Rvt88)

368 "If someone gives you their tip, spread the other cheek". From Don Lemon's "Sermon While Being Mounted"

Posted by: 3.14159 at July 09, 2020 04:19 PM (U4PXs)

369 The [N-word]
LEMON: A lot of African-Americans took offense to that, too. I wonder if
I gave the right advice, I really did. But confirmation came the very
next day on my way home when I exited the subway in 125th Street in
Harlem. This little kid in a school uniform no older than seven years
old, he was crying his eyes out as he walked down the sidewalk with his
mother.


I'm going to be honest here, she turned to me, and she said "I'm sick of
you. You act like an old ass man, stop all that crying, [N-word]." Is
that taking the word back? Think about that.

Posted by: SMOD at July 09, 2020 04:19 PM (3aI0K)

370 At GP Mark Levine indicates supreme court just opened itself up to having their tax returns reviewed....now that would be interesting

Posted by: Pliney at July 09, 2020 04:19 PM (nzKWW)

371 "...while wearing enough make-up to make a corpse sweat."

laughed

Posted by: hmmm at July 09, 2020 04:19 PM (BRkq2)

372 Nood? But we were having a good time

Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2020 04:19 PM (6f16T)

373 No, no, no! It's WHITE JESUS that is imperfect. You misconbobulated his totally logical statement due to ( wait for it....) RACISM!

Lets face it. Country is in a tight inverted spin at low altitude.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 09, 2020 04:20 PM (e1mEI)

374 372 Nood? But we were having a good time
Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2020 04:19 PM (6f16T)

========

Too much.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 09, 2020 04:20 PM (LvTSG)

375 Trump should call in everyone in that chain of command

Posted by: x at July 09, 2020 04:21 PM (nFwvY)

376 The Marxist who sent the email is in Huntsville, Alabama.



He was apparently involved with Huntsville public schools. So no surprise there.

Dr. E. Casey Wardynski

https://www.asamra.army.mil/leadership.html

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2020 04:22 PM (oVJmc)

377 Jesus cares about Don Lemon's opinion of him. That's surprising.


Posted by: old chick at July 09, 2020 04:22 PM (sOete)

378 Not once in those three days did he directly confront Satan. Said their paths just never quite crossed.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2020 04:15 PM (hku12)

Speaking of, Mel Gibson is doing a follow up to The Passion of the Christ that is supposed to cover this period.

Left is gonna be bonkers x 12 over this.

Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2020 04:23 PM (Ojki1)

379 And if it does, then this game is Rigged, and pardon
is the only way out. And the Dems campaign on how Trump is the
Lawless President.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2020 04:08 PM (Kpl3J)


Eh, I dunno..... even if the Circuit Court lets Sullivan play his bullshit games, Flynn will never actually be convicted of anything...... so no pardon will be needed.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 09, 2020 04:26 PM (jjaLl)

380 370At GP Mark Levine indicates supreme court just opened itself up to having their tax returns reviewed....now that would be interesting



Small print specifies only to be used against Republicans supremes.

Posted by: Floridachick at July 09, 2020 04:38 PM (mS1SA)

381 Has someone asked Lemon if MLKjr was without sin?

Posted by: hmmm at July 09, 2020 04:49 PM (BRkq2)

382 Lemon's stupidity is so great it's difficult to know where to begin. But:

1) Straw man. No one says the FF were perfect.

2) Even if we accept his (false) premise, it undermines his argument. No, mortal men are *not* perfect...and neither were the Founding Fathers. We don't erect statues to perfect men. The statues represent the *good* that the men (and women) accomplished--not the flaws those people had.


If we cast in stone only those who are without sin, then we will have as few statues left as those who accused the harlot.

Posted by: Nicholas Trump at July 09, 2020 05:10 PM (vJCwr)

383 Have those of you questioning Lemon's knowledge of the New Testament paused to consider that he has almost certainly watched The DaVinci Code at least twice?

Posted by: zincfinger at July 09, 2020 05:16 PM (+Ub5Z)

384 Jesus Christ once killed three men in a temple with a fucking pencil!

Posted by: Fritz at July 09, 2020 05:30 PM (prhBS)

385 Jesus Christ won an arm wrestling contest with Chuck Norris.

Posted by: vivi at July 09, 2020 05:40 PM (11H2y)

386 If anybody in conservative media had balls they would ask Lemon why we shouldn't tear down MLK's statues if we are tearing down statues of men who were not perfect. Adulterous pedophiles are certainly not perfect.

Posted by: dj3way at July 09, 2020 05:49 PM (bhPL1)

387 I never understood why there was a New Testament???
Did the men writing the original bible fuck up and if so, how?

Posted by: JD at July 09, 2020 05:50 PM (NLEnr)

388 T.V. News and it presenters are like someone joyfully handing you a 40lb anchor while you are struggling to tread water in deep ocean swells.

Don't do that to yourselves peop!e.

Posted by: Simplemind at July 09, 2020 05:52 PM (ZuGkg)

389 Jesus is JUST all right.

Posted by: Doobie Brothers at July 09, 2020 06:22 PM (ejsiI)

390 I'm thinking they are going to be a bit miffed at Sullivan... all the active judges had plenty of time to call for an en banc, and none did... so him opening his piehole like this is kind of a diss, to use a word I'm sure all the kids are still using......
Posted by: SSBN 656
=== No

It's all about the delay.

Gag order off once case dropped.
Deep state can not have that before election

Posted by: Simplemind at July 09, 2020 06:38 PM (ZuGkg)

391 Mr. Lemon needs him some Bible study

Posted by: Lars Pilsen at July 09, 2020 07:20 PM (+Vkwv)

392 Don Lemon --- The cock that crowed more than 3 times

Posted by: Lars Pilsen at July 09, 2020 07:24 PM (+Vkwv)

393 Not much time in church and not much time in school, either;
He says the "original" Constitution abolished slavery, "...but Congress said no way".

This is not a "chicken or egg" conundrum. Congress did not exist before the Constitution was written and ratified.

Posted by: timactual at July 09, 2020 08:13 PM (pPXFf)

394 You ordered an obedient brown sodomite? Don Lemons, reporting for duty!!

Posted by: ccoffer at July 09, 2020 09:00 PM (78der)

395 Just don't call Chrissy Cumho "Fredo."

Posted by: DougT at July 09, 2020 09:56 PM (Dky//)

396 Yeah, I'll listen to that fudgepacker lecture me on religion. Yeah, right.

Posted by: YanquiToodle at July 09, 2020 11:39 PM (FRVs9)

397 Did Jesus ever coach a guy while he raped a woman like MLK did? Did he own black slaves and marry a 9 year old like Muhammad did? I know Jesus wasn't white but he sure had a white-bread personality!

Posted by: zefal at July 10, 2020 12:23 PM (yiqk9)

398 By having a high amount of self esteem, you could live life to your potential.
Ask your teen to do a list of what s/he do in host to the counter-productive behaviours.

Posted by: ace hardware near 33334 at August 05, 2020 12:39 AM (y0qoX)

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