aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Trump Derangement: A Twitter Case Study
Okay, so: This is a parody account.
But it's a good one. And also, I copied like half of the tweets before the suspicion that I was being punked dawned on me. And, you know. That was like four solid minutes of work, so. The actual tweets didn't strike me as parody. This is how lefties talk/think. Anyone who disagrees with them is a RUSSIAN BOT and #RACIST. What finally ticked it for me was her statement that she had two "furchildren" -- this is how single liberal women call the pets they have substituted for children -- and that she identifies as a "White #WomanofColor." I mean... it's so close to real I want to just say THIS IS STRAIGHT UP REAL, YO but it's not quite real. Just a very close simulation of our Current Year Clownworld Reality.I think I have successfully blocked enough #MAGAts for this to work now. Take this seriously, it's going to be used as part of my champaign advertisement. Thank you.
— Dr. Karin Baker-Thompkins for Congress🌊⚘♥️🖕🍊 (@ResitsTrump) July 8, 2020
Who will win the Presidential Election?#VoteBlue2020 #VoteBlueToSaveAmerica2020 #Biden2020Landslide
I've gotta admit I was a bit worried but it looks like it's starting to even out.
— Dr. Karin Baker-Thompkins for Congress🌊⚘♥️🖕🍊 (@ResitsTrump) July 8, 2020
Ok I think there may have been a misunderstanding.
— Dr. Karin Baker-Thompkins for Congress🌊⚘♥️🖕🍊 (@ResitsTrump) July 8, 2020
If you are currently intimidating a woman with an AR-14, don't vote.
If you are sitting on a tractor, don't vote.
If you have used the term "meth lab accident" at a funeral, don't vote.
I hope that clears it up, #MAGAts
Aren't all of you #MAGAts supposed to be at work right now?!? STOP VOTING.
— Dr. Karin Baker-Thompkins for Congress🌊⚘♥️🖕🍊 (@ResitsTrump) July 8, 2020
Why are you doing this?!? You and you're #MAGA friends are hillbillies! This is a poll for learned doctors!
— Dr. Karin Baker-Thompkins for Congress🌊⚘♥️🖕🍊 (@ResitsTrump) July 8, 2020
Ok everybody I know that tempers have flared up and some of that might have even been my fault. Everyone calm down and stop voting if you're just doing it to be mean to me. Thank you and have a nice afternoon.#VoteOutHate #Biden2020#Karin4Congress
— Dr. Karin Baker-Thompkins for Congress🌊⚘♥️🖕🍊 (@ResitsTrump) July 8, 2020
Just so all of you know if Biden doesn't win this poll I'm just going to run the advertisement as a "people attacking women" message.
— Dr. Karin Baker-Thompkins for Congress🌊⚘♥️🖕🍊 (@ResitsTrump) July 8, 2020
I'm going to make some coffee. Hopefully we got through the wave of #MAGA russian troll bots and we can get some useful data.
— Dr. Karin Baker-Thompkins for Congress🌊⚘♥️🖕🍊 (@ResitsTrump) July 8, 2020
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Vanya at July 08, 2020 07:46 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: henry at July 08, 2020 07:46 PM (J3Rfi)
Posted by: guest myspace user at July 08, 2020 07:46 PM (rnk6i)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 08, 2020 07:47 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Orson at July 08, 2020 07:47 PM (94eNM)
Northworst Pair Uh D Grad.
pair uh d?
Almost every bluebrain thinks they're mensa star guiders while every trumpster is basically ... you know.l
Posted by: guest myspace user at July 08, 2020 07:48 PM (rnk6i)
Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2020 07:49 PM (XTyi0)
yeah it was "learned doctors' that made me check the bio.
Until then, I was pretty much totally on board.
Posted by: ace at July 08, 2020 07:50 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Case at July 08, 2020 07:50 PM (aDSHr)
Must be a parody. Nobody could ever screw up you're and your.
Posted by: pep at July 08, 2020 07:50 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2020 07:50 PM (30pEh)
Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2020 07:50 PM (XTyi0)
Posted by: JT at July 08, 2020 07:50 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Orson at July 08, 2020 07:50 PM (94eNM)
She needs a psychologist
Posted by: Skip at July 08, 2020 07:50 PM (6f16T)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 08, 2020 07:50 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: guest myspace user at July 08, 2020 07:50 PM (rnk6i)
Sorry, I love our guys and would do almost anything for them but no way I'll call them "furbabies".
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 08, 2020 07:51 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: ShainS at July 08, 2020 07:51 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Bete at July 08, 2020 07:51 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: ace at July 08, 2020 07:52 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 08, 2020 07:52 PM (GBHAb)
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 08, 2020 07:53 PM (icI8A)
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Awesome. Russian Bots have to sleep too, you know!
Posted by: ShainS at July 08, 2020 07:53 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: ace at July 08, 2020 07:52 PM (PbpT7)
Overruled!
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at July 08, 2020 07:53 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: boomers remember stuff at July 08, 2020 07:53 PM (+U5Yr)
Posted by: Caliban at July 08, 2020 07:54 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: Bete
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Wherever you post, there you are - Buckaroo Banzai
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 08, 2020 07:54 PM (GBHAb)
Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at July 08, 2020 07:54 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Lionel Richie at July 08, 2020 07:54 PM (AInSx)
Posted by: abbynormal at July 08, 2020 07:55 PM (I849g)
see the sidebar: Tomorrow SHOULD be Flynn's dismissal-is-signed-by-Sullivan day.
Posted by: ace at July 08, 2020 07:52 PM (PbpT7)
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I take it Sydney Powell is prepared to then drop dozens -- if not hundreds -- of multi-million dollar lawsuits on the Derp Staters, Media Scum, and their Go-Betweens. It.Should.Be.Glorious!
Posted by: ShainS at July 08, 2020 07:55 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 08, 2020 07:55 PM (oDRcK)
Now all we need is Liberal Larry.
Posted by: Cluebat at July 08, 2020 07:56 PM (S8ld5)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 08, 2020 07:56 PM (hku12)
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what's the point of parody when the reality is sillier? You'd have to be a full on looting rioter who is scared of words leftist...which again, is half the DNC right now
Posted by: guest myspace user at July 08, 2020 07:56 PM (rnk6i)
Posted by: fktheleft at July 08, 2020 07:56 PM (lvXKd)
https://stoatnet.org/hurk.jpg
Posted by: hogmartin at July 08, 2020 07:56 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: ace at July 08, 2020 07:52 PM (PbpT7)
Overruled!
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at July 08, 2020 07:53 PM (Ojki1)
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I'm not sure the date in the sidebar is correct. I recall that June 13th was the date that Sullivan would make a ruling on the dismissal...In addition, he filed an order that would disallow any other filings by either party. I, personally, still think there will be an en banc, and it will not go well for Flynn. I, also, didn't see any response from the Appeals Court relative to Gleeson's request for clarification.
Posted by: Orson at July 08, 2020 07:56 PM (94eNM)
Which is significantly less time than you and The Horde put in figuring out that the drill was widdershins.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 08, 2020 07:56 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 08, 2020 07:56 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 08, 2020 07:57 PM (3SIUH)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 08, 2020 07:57 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 08, 2020 07:57 PM (GBHAb)
Posted by: Jaimo at July 08, 2020 07:57 PM (EVJ0V)
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The only thing that would have made this better would have been the suffix "... of Brattleboro, VT."
Posted by: ShainS at July 08, 2020 07:57 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Caliban at July 08, 2020 07:57 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 08, 2020 07:58 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Mookie at July 08, 2020 07:58 PM (3vIkC)
Posted by: Jaimo at
okay fair but this is a thing mainly done by aging-out white liberal women who don't have children (so they want to Mother The World)
Posted by: ace at July 08, 2020 08:00 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 08, 2020 08:00 PM (GBHAb)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Taking a Two Week Vacation at July 08, 2020 08:00 PM (+dsLj)
"Racism isn't our fault, but we are responsible"
Those who attended the session were shown handouts, including one that
encouraged them to cultivate "networks with other white people who are
practicing antiracist accomplicehood so you can talk through your
struggles in the work of undoing your own whiteness."
Employees were presented with a flowchart that demonstrated how "white
people keep the system going" by being socialized "to cause harm to
POC," "justify why we are superior and have been wronged by POC," "use
anger, self-righteousness and defensiveness [to] mask fear, shame, or
guilt," "show up small and inauthentic," and finally are "unable to
imagine a way forward that comes from a place of humanity," thus
reinforcing the status quo.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 08, 2020 08:01 PM (D3cJf)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 08, 2020 08:01 PM (+y/Ru)
Fake But Accurate
Posted by: abbynormal
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If an accusation can't be disproven, then it is true.
Posted by: Dan Rather at July 08, 2020 08:02 PM (GBHAb)
Posted by: henry at July 08, 2020 08:02 PM (J3Rfi)
Posted by: DB- just DB at July 08, 2020 08:02 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 08, 2020 08:02 PM (3SIUH)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2020 08:04 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 08, 2020 08:04 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 08, 2020 08:05 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2020 08:05 PM (XTyi0)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria
Not if ya live upstairs !
Or next door.
Posted by: JT at July 08, 2020 08:06 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 08, 2020 08:06 PM (NWiLs)
If you know what a W-2 is, don't vote.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 08, 2020 07:58 PM (+y/Ru)
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Heh. If you have an actual husband and father of your children that isn't the government -- don't vote.
Posted by: ShainS at July 08, 2020 08:06 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Skip at July 08, 2020 08:07 PM (6f16T)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2020 08:04 PM (V2Yro)
Once upon a time I did training sessions on how to calculate time limits under the Federal rules. It was 17 slides long.
The rules were revised to make things simpler.
My revised presentation was 28 slides long.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 08, 2020 08:07 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Blacksheep at July 08, 2020 08:07 PM (6mvRv)
Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at July 08, 2020 08:07 PM (VcFUs)
occasionally and so do my friends. I see it used on Facebook postings
for animal shelters and funny animal pages. I do have a kid but I tell
ya the cats love me more than the kid does. Lol
Posted by: Jaimo at
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I use my dogs. Period. None of that other BS.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 08, 2020 08:07 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: JT at July 08, 2020 08:07 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: abbynormal at July 08, 2020 08:07 PM (I849g)
Posted by: rhomboid at July 08, 2020 08:07 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 08, 2020 08:08 PM (TOyHQ)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 08, 2020 08:08 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 08, 2020 08:08 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Tuna at July 08, 2020 08:08 PM (gLRfa)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 08, 2020 08:09 PM (L47aO)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 08, 2020 08:09 PM (aKsyK)
Sidebar - Flynn order is about to become final? Oh how I dearly hope
that is true! I have been trying to research what the time limit has
been for a while, and specifics are surprisingly hard to pin down. One
said 7 days, one said 21, and I never found anything definitive.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2020 08:04 PM (V2Yro)
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Nothing like living in a country of few, simple, clear, and objective law -- instead of federal and other code of massive subjective contradictions that nobody (including the supposed top 9 legal minds in the country) can understand and that stretches from here to the moon.
Posted by: ShainS at July 08, 2020 08:09 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 08, 2020 08:09 PM (q1Pj5)
To be fair, that sounds like real life now.
Posted by: Blacksheep at July 08, 2020 08:09 PM (6mvRv)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 08, 2020 08:09 PM (KZzsI)
We are definitely living on Clownworld.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 08, 2020 08:06 PM (NWiLs)
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I've got a fevah ... and the only cure for Clownword is MOAR TIRE IRON BEATINGS!
Posted by: ShainS at July 08, 2020 08:10 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: abbynormal at July 08, 2020 08:10 PM (I849g)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 08, 2020 08:11 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo
You're gonna wear out your tire iron !
lol
Posted by: JT at July 08, 2020 08:11 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Blacksheep at July 08, 2020 08:11 PM (6mvRv)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 08, 2020 08:11 PM (wiXsO)
account or IG account. Because somebody like this would need to be out
there every waking moment. And IG is THE place to make sure your
breakfast falafel and matching kitty-sized falafel is seen.
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 08, 2020 08:11 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Lionel Richie at July 08, 2020 08:11 PM (VcFUs)
Sullivan throwing in the towel? Not sure if that should be pudding cup flaming skull worthy or not?
Posted by: Skip at July 08, 2020 08:07 PM (6f16T)
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Worthy of a flaming noose?
Posted by: ShainS at July 08, 2020 08:11 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 08, 2020 08:11 PM (+y/Ru)
If you've lived in the same house for 30 years, don't vote.
Posted by: Just Lily at July 08, 2020 08:11 PM (sar+3)
Posted by: Miklosian Mockery SA de CV at July 08, 2020 08:11 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: abbynormal at July 08, 2020 08:10 PM (I849g)
That's food of the gods right there.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 08, 2020 08:11 PM (q1Pj5)
There was a "main house" and a "guest house".
At some point the "main house" burned. Then some months or years later the "guest house" was cinders.
Then a camper appeared in the yard after some time.
Then one morning that was burned out too.
Bad luck I guess.
Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2020 08:12 PM (XTyi0)
Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at July 08, 2020 08:12 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 08, 2020 08:11 PM (wiXsO)
Yes, he is. One of the few people who is calling out what the left is all about
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 08, 2020 08:12 PM (exo3/)
Yeah, you don't want to push it too hard, overwork can be a real killer.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at July 08, 2020 08:12 PM (6Qxbm)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 08, 2020 08:12 PM (Jx5Qs)
breakfast falafel and matching kitty-sized falafel is seen.
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 08, 2020 08:11 PM (8B6Ng)
It took me way too long to realize that you didn't mean "Inspector General".
Posted by: hogmartin at July 08, 2020 08:13 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: KayInMaine at July 08, 2020 08:13 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 08, 2020 08:13 PM (q1Pj5)
I think I saw Clownworld Reality open for Abused Furchildren at the Santa Monica Civic in '89, but the memory's vague.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 08, 2020 08:07 PM (El6T/)
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I believe they changed their name to Blaming-Boner Clownworld Reality in 2009.
Posted by: ShainS at July 08, 2020 08:13 PM (WqPYg)
Yeah, you don't want to push it too hard, overwork can be a real killer.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at July 08, 2020 08:12 PM (6Qxbm)
Im worn out just thinking about ace doing that four minutes of work.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 08, 2020 08:13 PM (Jx5Qs)
I think it wraps around like an old pinball machine
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 08, 2020 08:14 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: runner at July 08, 2020 08:14 PM (tQASX)
one of those twee chlidish things that adults say which makes me want to punch them (like "birb" instead of bird.
I saw birb on the blog the other night and assumed it was a typo.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 08, 2020 08:14 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 08, 2020 08:13 PM (q1Pj5)
I believe this. Seriously you guys.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 08, 2020 08:14 PM (Jx5Qs)
Posted by: hogmartin at July 08, 2020 08:15 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 08, 2020 08:15 PM (JFO2v)
The Hollywood Reporter@THR
Lady A, formerly known as Lady Antebellum, files lawsuit against blues singer Anita White who goes by the name Lady A http://thr.cm/cr3DAj8
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The Ditzy Twits want your name and they will have your name!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 08, 2020 08:15 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 08, 2020 08:14 PM (aKsyK)
That was probably me.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 08, 2020 08:15 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: hogmartin
*glares*
Posted by: Nikolai Gogol at July 08, 2020 08:16 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Civilly Disobedient at July 08, 2020 08:16 PM (3H9h1)
one of those twee chlidish things that adults say which makes me want to punch them (like "birb" instead of bird.
I saw birb on the blog the other night and assumed it was a typo.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 08, 2020 08:14 PM (aKsyK)
Saying "adorbs" for adorable should get an immediate punch.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 08, 2020 08:16 PM (Jx5Qs)
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Civilly Disobedient at July 08, 2020 08:16 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Splunge at July 08, 2020 08:17 PM (dOV9E)
This black woman will not take away their Black Lives Matter virtue signalling moment from them!!!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 08, 2020 08:17 PM (KZzsI)
And never, never, looking at "Replies". Unless you've hit the sweet spot - a very good independent nobody who's known only to other critical thinkers, and actually gets substantive replies.
In the Replies lies all the jaw-dropping idiocy that will make you pessimistic about the US and the planet.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 08, 2020 08:17 PM (El6T/)
Hey! I love that stuff!
Posted by: Bosk at July 08, 2020 08:17 PM (SWbVS)
Posted by: jsg at July 08, 2020 08:17 PM (tLwiL)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 08, 2020 08:16 PM (Jx5Qs)
Totes agree.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 08, 2020 08:17 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: rhomboid
WE WERE THE OPENING ACT
Posted by: The Vague Memories at July 08, 2020 08:17 PM (QzkSJ)
I really like Flynn, so, hopefully, immediately. He obviously was hounded for some reason other than OrangeManBad. It could have to do with skimming cash from the pile sent to the mullahs. On the other hand, in a great irony, he may not have a clue as to why he was singled out. But he has a good deal of dirt to dump on Biden and Obama so let it rip.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 08, 2020 08:17 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 08, 2020 08:14 PM (aKsyK)
That was probably me.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 08, 2020 08:15 PM (t+qrx)
Not BURP hog, 'birb'.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 08, 2020 08:17 PM (Jx5Qs)
Posted by: rhomboid at July 08, 2020 08:18 PM (El6T/)
If you know who your father is, don't vote.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 08, 2020 08:08 PM (pw+jk)
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Remember McLean Stevenson of M*A*S*H fame (played Lt. Col. Henry Blake)? In the 70's he was on The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson and told this (paraphrased) joke -- I think I peed my pants as a young teenager. He'd be auto-canceled today:
Stevenson: "You know why those NFL players on TV don't say "Hi Dad" instead of 'Hi Mom' when the camera is on them?"
Carson: "Uhm ... no."
Stevenson: "Because then 50,000 guys in Detroit would all cheer at the same time."
Posted by: ShainS at July 08, 2020 08:18 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at July 08, 2020 08:18 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 08, 2020 08:18 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 08, 2020 08:18 PM (ptqGC)
So if the Flynn case I'd finally dismissed when does he start talking?
Sullivan doesn't give shit about Flynn.
Somebody want Flynn silenced. I am afraid of what that could mean.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 08, 2020 08:18 PM (3SIUH)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 08, 2020 08:18 PM (mht8P)
There was a "main house" and a "guest house".
At some point the "main house" burned. Then some months or years later the "guest house" was cinders.
Then a camper appeared in the yard after some time.
Then one morning that was burned out too.
Bad luck I guess.
Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2020 08:12 PM (XTyi0)
It thounds like thomeone really methed up.
Posted by: Splunge at July 08, 2020 08:18 PM (dOV9E)
The mayor of Richmond has been told by the city attorney that he does not have the authority to remove statues but he is doing it anyway... does the law just legit not apply to Commies?
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 08, 2020 08:19 PM (nAiE/)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 08, 2020 08:19 PM (Jx5Qs)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 08, 2020 08:13 PM (q1Pj5)
Sounds like something for the Crocs and European messenger bag crowd.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 08, 2020 08:19 PM (VDSJ3)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 08, 2020 08:19 PM (oVJmc)
I hope she has good legal representation because she had the name first and seriously-they changed the name to be more racially sensitive and now they're suing a Black Woman who went under the name first? They deserve to lose all their listeners-if not for the first stupidity then for the 2nd.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 08, 2020 08:19 PM (oDRcK)
X
Steve Guest@SteveGuest
Hot off the heels of Ilhan Omar calling for the "dismantling" of the U.S. "economy and political systems," Joe Biden says, we need "to rewrite our economy."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 08, 2020 08:19 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: jsg at July 08, 2020 08:19 PM (tLwiL)
Posted by: Skip at July 08, 2020 08:20 PM (6f16T)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 08, 2020 08:17 PM (Jx5Qs)
No, really. I found one in the fireplace. It was my excitement for the day. Typed "birb" vice "bird" in the same way people type "teh intarwebs" instead of "the internet".
Posted by: hogmartin at July 08, 2020 08:20 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 08, 2020 08:20 PM (Jx5Qs)
Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2020 08:20 PM (XTyi0)
Posted by: Assless Chaps by Ralph Lauren at July 08, 2020 08:20 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Splunge at July 08, 2020 08:20 PM (dOV9E)
The mayor of Richmond has been told by the city attorney that he does not have the authority to remove statues but he is doing it anyway... does the law just legit not apply to Commies?
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 08, 2020 08:19 PM (nAiE/)
Wow! a Democrat usurping authority never happens.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 08, 2020 08:20 PM (JFO2v)
Sullivan doesn't give shit about Flynn.
Somebody want Flynn silenced. I am afraid of what that could mean.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 08, 2020 08:18 PM (3SIUH)
This. I didn't finish my thought earlier but share this same fear.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 08, 2020 08:20 PM (puu6v)
The rule is easy to remember: If you are about to say something a 12 year old girl would text to her friend... don't.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 08, 2020 08:21 PM (KZzsI)
attorney that he does not have the authority to remove statues but he is
doing it anyway... does the law just legit not apply to Commies?
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 08, 2020 08:19 PM (nAiE/)
No. Real laws don't apply to them. But fake laws like hate crimes or any other shit they want to make up apply to us.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 08, 2020 08:21 PM (exo3/)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Social justicing ain't easy.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 08, 2020 08:21 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Skip at July 08, 2020 08:20 PM (6f16T)
I'd have thought so, but Dunham's, Sportsman's Warehouse, and Stock & Field were all out. I asked, and they said they hadn't had any in weeks.
Just weird.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 08, 2020 08:21 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: ace at July 08, 2020 07:52 PM (PbpT7)
Will there be video of him signing it? I want to see the set of his jaw.
Posted by: Splunge at July 08, 2020 08:22 PM (dOV9E)
Hot off the heels of Ilhan Omar calling for the "dismantling" of the
U.S. "economy and political systems," Joe Biden says, we need "to
rewrite our economy."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 08, 2020 08:19 PM (+y/Ru)
Biden can't even write his own name
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 08, 2020 08:22 PM (exo3/)
Posted by: hogmartin at July 08, 2020 08:20 PM (t+qrx)
Oh, that just means your a retard you're good here. Not obnoxious...wait, thats good here too. .
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 08, 2020 08:22 PM (Jx5Qs)
Lots of people want Flynn silenced.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 08, 2020 08:22 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Insomniac
*revs up Vespa*
*after finishing half-caf latte*
Posted by: Metrosexual Miklos at July 08, 2020 08:23 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: DB- just DB at July 08, 2020 08:23 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: magat_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at July 08, 2020 08:23 PM (0IMgo)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
Gross.
Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2020 08:23 PM (XTyi0)
So Bubba is a slave to Steve the whitiest white guy that ever lived.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 08, 2020 08:23 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 08:23 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 08, 2020 08:24 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 08, 2020 08:22 PM (Jx5Qs)
See, that's all I'm sayin'.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 08, 2020 08:24 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Splunge at July 08, 2020 08:20 PM (dOV9E)
but fuck just one goat...
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 08, 2020 08:24 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 08, 2020 08:25 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 08:23 PM (uEbPt)
Can I fight you? Are we supposed to fight now?
Posted by: hogmartin at July 08, 2020 08:25 PM (t+qrx)
I prefer Icelandic-style pure patronymic naming systems, everybody named for their father. Of course this generates nicknames in place of what we consider names, since everyone's got the same name. Same thing happens in Brazil, where about 73% of the population is named da Silva - hence "Pele" for Joao da Silva, which is like "John Smith" here, if half the population were named John Smith.
Russia's kind of settled half-way, actual different real last names, of course, but normal way of referring to or addressing people is first name + patronymic (Georgi Konstantinovich!).
Posted by: rhomboid at July 08, 2020 08:25 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 08, 2020 08:25 PM (TOyHQ)
Posted by: Splunge at July 08, 2020 08:20 PM (dOV9E)
So when 1138 is joined to 1555 do you add or subtracted? And can the baby last name be negative?
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 08, 2020 08:25 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 08, 2020 08:21 PM (KZzsI)
Thats cray cray.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 08, 2020 08:26 PM (Jx5Qs)
Posted by: jsg at July 08, 2020 08:26 PM (tLwiL)
Hot Cup of Joe, something something America's favorite moderate.
Search for it. It's fantastic.
Posted by: No one at July 08, 2020 08:26 PM (R6mAC)
OT but we are past 100 so...
The mayor of Richmond has been
told by the city attorney that he does not have the authority to remove
statues but he is doing it anyway... does the law just legit not apply
to Commies?
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 08, 2020 08:19 PM (nAiE/)
__________
"No, no it doesn't." -- Federal Judge who invalidated CA's Prop 187 (which, along with the election of Ahnold, was the death knell for California and caused me to flee)
Posted by: ShainS at July 08, 2020 08:26 PM (WqPYg)
Stevenson: "Because then 50,000 guys in Detroit would all cheer at the same time."
Posted by: ShainS at July 08, 2020 08:18 PM (WqPYg)
Imagine trying to make your sales numbers in Detroit as a hallmark rep in Atl.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 08, 2020 08:27 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 08:27 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at July 08, 2020 08:27 PM (qc+VF)
Now that is like waving a red flag in front of a bull for this crowd.
After today's thread about banhammers, we now know that CBD isn't omnipresent and except for the COBs, none of the rest of us have one (a ban hammer ya perverts)...
Hell, we troll ourselves pretty effectively. Totes, like, ya know. With birbs and furbabies on Saturday afternoon no less.
Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at July 08, 2020 08:27 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 08, 2020 08:27 PM (Cy6k3)
So where are the couples with 4 hyphenated names?
Posted by: Splunge at July 08, 2020 08:20 PM (dOV9E)
"*ahem*" - Admiral Sir Reginald Aylmer Ranfurly Plunkett-Ernle-Erle-Drax, KCB, DSO, JP, DL
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 08, 2020 08:27 PM (mht8P)
Hot off the heels of Ilhan Omar calling for the "dismantling" of the
U.S. "economy and political systems," Joe Biden says, we need "to
rewrite our economy."
Joe Biden can't even be trusted to unzip his pants before he pees.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 08, 2020 08:28 PM (oVJmc)
The fact that I've had to explain what a horsed vagina is to both of the men I've slept with shows you the struggles that women go through every day.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 08, 2020 08:28 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at July 08, 2020 08:28 PM (ElqsY)
"She" is running for the 28th District of Florida....but there's only 27.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 08, 2020 08:19 PM (oVJmc)
___________
Good catch.
Posted by: ShainS at July 08, 2020 08:28 PM (WqPYg)
Especially if it's about the size of your 22 year old boyfriends dick.
Posted by: Generic Concern Troll at July 08, 2020 08:29 PM (0oLI1)
vagina is to both of the men I've slept with shows you the struggles
that women go through every day.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 08, 2020 08:28 PM (4a9Vv)
That I have no idea what that means is proof that my life has been sheltered and blessed.
Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at July 08, 2020 08:29 PM (ElqsY)
Basement Joe is no smarter than at large Joe.
X
Steve Guest@SteveGuest
Hot off the heels of Ilhan Omar calling for the "dismantling" of the
U.S. "economy and political systems," Joe Biden says, we need "to
rewrite our economy."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 08, 2020 08:19 PM (+y/Ru)
_________
In crayon.
Posted by: ShainS at July 08, 2020 08:29 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Insomniac
*revs up Vespa*
*after finishing half-caf latte*
Posted by: Metrosexual Miklos at July 08, 2020 08:23 PM (QzkSJ)
Get on boat
head to bahamas
dude (customer) is wearing crocs
at about midway 38 miles offshore i throw his shoes overboard
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 08, 2020 08:29 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 08, 2020 08:30 PM (lClvR)
"*ahem*" - Admiral Sir Reginald Aylmer Ranfurly Plunkett-Ernle-Erle-Drax, KCB, DSO, JP, DL
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
We don't have that problem.
Posted by: Ilhan Omar's Brother-Husband at July 08, 2020 08:30 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Hazchic at July 08, 2020 08:30 PM (LsK71)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 08, 2020 08:30 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 08, 2020 08:21 PM (KZzsI)
_________
Totally.
Posted by: ShainS at July 08, 2020 08:31 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: jsg at July 08, 2020 08:31 PM (tLwiL)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 08, 2020 08:31 PM (iydjf)
vagina is to both of the men I've slept with shows you the struggles
that women go through every day.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 08, 2020 08:28 PM (4a9Vv)
That I have no idea what that means is proof that my life has been sheltered and blessed.
Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at July 08, 2020 08:29 PM (ElqsY)
A Horsed Vagina is one that....Damn cant think of something funny.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 08, 2020 08:31 PM (Jx5Qs)
Posted by: Hazchic at July 08, 2020 08:30 PM (LsK71)
Having your head up your ass is probably a better COVID19 preventative than a face mask.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 08, 2020 08:32 PM (LQ1+F)
wanted to ask you if you happen to know any good, reasonable roofers around here
email me? votermom at g m ail
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 08, 2020 08:32 PM (TOyHQ)
Posted by: Fatty McFattington at July 08, 2020 08:32 PM (TiN8g)
I used birbs the other day but it was done accurately. Don't clap back or retweet, I won't apologize.
Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 08:23 PM (uEbPt)
________
* golf clap *
Posted by: ShainS at July 08, 2020 08:32 PM (WqPYg)
You typically don't win arguments with emotional people by presenting them with facts, they just get angry at you for not validating their emotions.
--This is true.
Posted by: logprof at July 08, 2020 08:33 PM (oZuI0)
That one was a work of art in judicial lawlessness. Bad faith federal judge makes ridiculous baseless ruling, state's constitutional officers abrogate their duties by sitting on their hands, SCOTUS sniffs that mere citizens and voters have no "standing" to argue it up the chain.
Voila!
Not that it matters now, with the electorate becoming so cretinous in CA, but there is no more fear of an inconvenient proposition actually surviving the courts. The Catch-22-worthy scam is all set.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 08, 2020 08:33 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
They'd just pommel you for it.
Posted by: Miklos, 36 hours until Mask Rule at July 08, 2020 08:33 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at July 08, 2020 08:33 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 08, 2020 08:34 PM (exo3/)
Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at July 08, 2020 08:34 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 08, 2020 08:34 PM (LQ1+F)
Posted by: Mookie at July 08, 2020 08:34 PM (3vIkC)
I remain convinced they'll find a way out of it, with the media's help
in fact, I wouldn't be surprised if sometime this campaign season, the media decides that 'presidential debates are passe, they no longer serve their intended purpose, etc., and therefore we will no longer...' etc etc
Posted by: DB- just DB at July 08, 2020 08:35 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 08, 2020 08:35 PM (4a9Vv)
Hot Cup of Joe, something something America's favorite moderate.
Search for it. It's fantastic.
Posted by: No one at July 08, 2020 08:26 PM (R6mAC)
http://infoupdate.org/kid-coloring-books-gone-wrong/
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 08, 2020 08:35 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
Rhymes with the horses of Regina.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 08, 2020 08:35 PM (LQ1+F)
I want to believe.
Poe's Law in full effect.
Posted by: logprof at July 08, 2020 08:36 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 08, 2020 08:36 PM (oVJmc)
__________
I don't want to know what this is, right?
Posted by: ShainS at July 08, 2020 08:36 PM (WqPYg)
Clay Travis last night put it succinctly:
You typically don't win arguments with emotional people by
presenting them with facts, they just get angry at you for not
validating their emotions.
--This is true.
Posted by: logprof at July 08, 2020 08:33 PM (oZuI0)
You cannot reason someone out of something they never reasoned themselves into.
Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at July 08, 2020 08:36 PM (ElqsY)
Posted by: Mookie at July 08, 2020 08:34 PM (3vIkC)
I have decided that I self Identify as a Crusader, and find Masks to be a sign of the Moslem Religion, as both Women AND Men of said religion, wear masks.
Therefore, I will not wear a Mask for Religious reasons.
/snark, sort of
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 08, 2020 08:36 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: DB- just DB at July 08, 2020 08:37 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: bluebell at July 08, 2020 08:37 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 08:37 PM (dPZ2a)
presenting them with facts, they just get angry at you for not
validating their emotions.
--This is true.
Posted by: logprof at July 08, 2020 08:33 PM (oZuI0)
You cannot reason someone out of something they never reasoned themselves into.
Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at July 08, 2020 08:36 PM (ElqsY)
But that's unreasonable!
Posted by: Lefty Leftowitz at July 08, 2020 08:37 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Mookie at July 08, 2020 08:37 PM (3vIkC)
Posted by: ShainS
You totes wanna duckduckgo it with images.
Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at July 08, 2020 08:38 PM (VcFUs)
buff drawings of elderly dementia patient Joe Biden in pretend typical
male situations as imaginary hot 36 year old fitness enthusiast Joe
Biden
Hot Cup of Joe, something something America's favorite moderate.
Search for it. It's fantastic.
Posted by: No one at July 08, 2020 08:26 PM (R6mAC)
I wrote a review:
"Normally I only purchase hardcover coloring books, but Joe is irresistible! I hope there are some drawings of him skinny-dipping in his pool, with female Secret Service agents lurking behind the foliage, nervously mumbling "Cobra! Cobra!" into their headsets.
"I think I'll color him blue, like a Smurf. Or a divine Hindu figure."
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 08:38 PM (rCwaK)
Therefore, I will not wear a Mask for Religious reasons.
/snark, sort of
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 08, 2020 08:36 PM (NgKpN)
The left already has a state religion, and it does not tolerate heresy.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 08, 2020 08:38 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: bluebell
Always the ad homonem!
Posted by: raimondo on tap at July 08, 2020 08:38 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: jsg at July 08, 2020 08:39 PM (tLwiL)
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 08, 2020 08:39 PM (O+I8R)
Kevin Bacon is 62 today.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 08, 2020 08:31 PM (iydjf)
I don't feel old. I'm younger than Kevin Bacon.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 08, 2020 08:39 PM (oDRcK)
________
Indeed. Excellent, pithy summary.
Posted by: ShainS at July 08, 2020 08:39 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Mookie at July 08, 2020 08:37 PM (3vIkC)
IN SPACE NO ONE CAN HEAR BLACULA SCREAM!
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2020 08:39 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 08:39 PM (dPZ2a)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 08, 2020 08:39 PM (oDRcK)
That's not how the game works at all.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 08, 2020 08:40 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 08:38 PM (rCwaK)
Water Buddha?
Posted by: Rand Paul, a blast from the Past at July 08, 2020 08:40 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: hogmartin
The Albigensians gonna be problematic.
Posted by: Miklos the Bogomil at July 08, 2020 08:40 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 08, 2020 08:31 PM (iydjf)
When I finished with Lori it would have looked like I ate a Krispi Kreme.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 08, 2020 08:40 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: bluebell at July 08, 2020 08:40 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: raimondo on tap at July 08, 2020 08:38 PM (QzkSJ)
Shut up, horsed vagina.
Posted by: jsg at July 08, 2020 08:40 PM (tLwiL)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 08, 2020 08:39 PM (oDRcK)
#metoo
*fistbumps fen*
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 08, 2020 08:41 PM (TOyHQ)
Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 08:41 PM (dPZ2a)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 08, 2020 08:39 PM (oDRcK)
That's not how the game works at all.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 08, 2020 08:40 PM (t+qrx)
I have driven a tractor!
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 08, 2020 08:42 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 08, 2020 08:39 PM (oDRcK)
How many degrees of separation
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 08, 2020 08:42 PM (LQ1+F)
Posted by: davidt at July 08, 2020 08:42 PM (l3+k2)
Therefore, I will not wear a Mask for Religious reasons.
/snark, sort of
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 08, 2020 08:36 PM (NgKpN)
The left already has a state religion, and it does not tolerate heresy.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 08, 2020 08:38 PM (t+qrx)
Damn, maybe a Guy Fawkes mask is more appropriate than I thought.
He WAS trying to blow up Parliament because of the Heresy they were enshrining into Law (anti catholic stuff).
Posted by: Rand Paul, a blast from the Past at July 08, 2020 08:42 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 08, 2020 08:39 PM (oDRcK)
That's not how the game works at all.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 08, 2020 08:40 PM (t+qrx)
I have fucked in a barn.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 08, 2020 08:42 PM (JFO2v)
>They can't let this guy debate Trump.
I remain convinced they'll find a way out of it, with the media's help
in
fact, I wouldn't be surprised if sometime this campaign season, the
media decides that 'presidential debates are passe, they no longer serve
their intended purpose, etc., and therefore we will no longer...' etc
etc
Posted by: DB- just DB at July 08, 2020 08:35 PM (iTXRQ)
__________
Listed to Levin on radio today and he was reading a Thomas Freidman article that advises Biden to make Trump releasing his tax returns as a condition of debating. They'll come up with all kinds of other conditional nonsense no doubt ...
Posted by: ShainS at July 08, 2020 08:42 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: DB- just DB at July 08, 2020 08:42 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 08:41 PM (dPZ2a)
Known to ham it up.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 08, 2020 08:43 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 08, 2020 08:39 PM (oDRcK)
That's not how the game works at all.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 08, 2020 08:40 PM (t+qrx)
I have driven a tractor!
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 08, 2020 08:42 PM (JFO2v)
--------
I've met the guy who plays Squidward!
Posted by: bluebell at July 08, 2020 08:43 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: jasonj at July 08, 2020 08:43 PM (qSQLQ)
Posted by: rhomboid at July 08, 2020 08:17 PM
I think an exception might be in order in this case. All of the replies to her posts about the poll also appear to be parody accounts. Some of them are hilarious. Also, she's racking up new followers. The numbers go up every time I refresh. So far, up from 4838 to 4866.
Posted by: Moonbeam at July 08, 2020 08:43 PM (qe5CM)
Posted by: ShainS
yep, they'll figure it out
Posted by: DB- just DB at July 08, 2020 08:43 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at July 08, 2020 08:36 PM (ElqsY)
--Yes, Gipper.
I forgot WTF we were arguing about, but I got into another feelz vs. realz debate with my Democrat-voting mom.
Last night some newzy network was whining about black poverty. Surprahz! Surprahz! Surprahz! A parade of single mothers.
Posted by: logprof at July 08, 2020 08:44 PM (oZuI0)
Dr. Karin Baker-Thompkins for Congress
Thank you for holding the media responsible, Brian. I wish i could watch more but I rarely get to go to an airport.
Brian Stelter
@brianstelter
· 14h
"The highest-rated host on the highest-rated cable news channel in the country again attempted to smear a double amputee US Army veteran as an anti-American fanatic on Tuesday,"
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 08, 2020 08:44 PM (4a9Vv)
What fresh hell is this? This barely qualified as a pandemic anymore. I've kept these two 90-somethings alive for the past five months without wearing a mask.
Now, I have a bunch of masks from doctors' visits stuffed into my purse (along with field-stripped cigarette butts and gum wrappers), but I only had my wallet with me. So I decided, fuck it, and went in maskless. No one said a damned word to me.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 08:44 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at July 08, 2020 08:38 PM (VcFUs)
_________
LOL.
Posted by: ShainS at July 08, 2020 08:44 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 08:41 PM (dPZ2a)
Known to ham it up.
Posted by: Romeo13
He could pork me.
Posted by: Lena Dunham at July 08, 2020 08:45 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Roland Hirsch at July 08, 2020 08:45 PM (oMkPq)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 08, 2020 08:45 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: pookysgirl, trying to find her Miku Zippo at July 08, 2020 08:45 PM (XKZwp)
Thomas Freidman article that advises Biden to make Trump releasing his
tax returns as a condition of debating. They'll come up with all kinds
of other conditional nonsense no doubt ...
Posted by: ShainS at July 08, 2020 08:42 PM (WqPYg)
Trump would make them look extra foolish for it. He'll say Biden is afraid to take the stage with him and he won't be afraid to say *why*.
Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 08:45 PM (dPZ2a)
Posted by: Catherine the Great at July 08, 2020 08:45 PM (VLqkb)
Posted by: Hidin' Biden at July 08, 2020 08:45 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: ShainS at July 08, 2020 08:42 PM (WqPYg)
Taking advice from Flathead is right in Sundown's wheelhouse.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 08, 2020 08:45 PM (y7DUB)
Twitter.....unironically. Their craven lust for power is out in the open
now. Let the Great Unmasking continue on!
Posted by: pookysgirl, trying to find her Miku Zippo at July 08, 2020 08:45 PM (XKZwp)
It may be the worst campaign slogan ever. A Biden enemy would have been hard pressed to come up with something more damaging. I mean it's not exactly Obamamania, is it?
Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 08:46 PM (dPZ2a)
Posted by: bluebell at July 08, 2020 08:43 PM (/669Q)
Congratulations; He's really my favorite character in the show.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 08, 2020 08:46 PM (oDRcK)
sign of the Moslem Religion, as both Women AND Men of said religion,
wear masks.
Therefore, I will not wear a Mask for Religious reasons.
/snark, sort of
I thought of identifying as a rioter. That should work.
Posted by: Mookie at July 08, 2020 08:46 PM (3vIkC)
Posted by: Splunge at July 08, 2020 08:20 PM (dOV9E)
*********
Well, if you look at William and Harry's last name, it is pretty long. But I think a lot of people put them in as middle names.
But, reading all the threads, you guys crack me up. Seriously.
Posted by: sassy at July 08, 2020 08:46 PM (tUGnI)
Posted by: jasonj at July 08, 2020 08:43 PM (qSQLQ)
That actually never crossed my mind. Any idea where to find a good mold for .177?
Posted by: hogmartin at July 08, 2020 08:46 PM (t+qrx)
Rev. Shaw Moore: Well whether you like it or not, you are my child!
Ariel: I'm not even a virgin!!!!
Ariel: I'm not even a virgin!
Rev. Shaw Moore: Please, don't talk like that--
Rev. Shaw Moore: Please, don't talk like that.
Ariel: Why. what are you gonna do, pass another law? Because that sure as hell didn't keep him out of my panties!
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 08, 2020 08:47 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 08:37 PM (dPZ2a)
No doubt Demento Joe will come in, say "Mambo in the banana patch!" and the press will call it the most effective debate performance by Joe since Horatio. I think Joe's team sense that the gas light by the press will be fully lit at that point and he can just wander onto the debate stage with his pants around his legs and it just won't matter, no one will say a thing except Trump, who will immediately be called a divisive person by Jonathan Karl...
Posted by: Boswell at July 08, 2020 08:47 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 08, 2020 08:46 PM (oDRcK)
---------
He was really nice. He let me take a picture of him with my son when he was young and also a video when he was talking to my son in his Squidward voice. He was a very likable guy.
Posted by: bluebell at July 08, 2020 08:48 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 08, 2020 08:48 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 08:41 PM (dPZ2a)
Known to ham it up.
Posted by: Romeo13
He could pork me.
Posted by: Lena Dunham at July 08, 2020 08:45 PM (QzkSJ)
makin bacon
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 08, 2020 08:48 PM (JFO2v)
Smith will start anchoring "The News With Shepard Smith" in the fall. The program will air Monday through Friday at 7 p.m.
That ought to be ratings winner
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 08, 2020 08:49 PM (exo3/)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 08, 2020 08:49 PM (oDRcK)
Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 08:49 PM (dPZ2a)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at July 08, 2020 08:49 PM (IBMDj)
wanted to ask you if you happen to know any good, reasonable roofers around here
email me? votermom at g m ail
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 08, 2020 08:32 PM (TOyHQ)
Good, reasonable roofies? Like how much per you lookin' for?
Posted by: Hunter Biden at July 08, 2020 08:49 PM (V2Yro)
I have seen #VoteBlueNoMatterWho used on Twitter.....unironically. Their
craven lust for power is out in the open now. Let the Great Unmasking
continue on!
Posted by: pookysgirl, trying to find her Miku Zippo at July 08, 2020 08:45 PM (XKZwp)
__________
I've been saying for years that Dems would vote for a literal turnip with a D after it's name -- and this year they'll prove me right by voting for a figurative vegetable for POTUS.
Posted by: ShainS at July 08, 2020 08:50 PM (WqPYg)
So, his duty station orders to Keflavik Iceland came through I see...
Posted by: Boswell at July 08, 2020 08:50 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: bluebell at July 08, 2020 08:43 PM (/669Q)
is it Insomn?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 08, 2020 08:50 PM (TOyHQ)
Posted by: jsg at July 08, 2020 08:50 PM (tLwiL)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 08:44 PM (rCwaK)
You could stuff cigarette filters up your nose.
Or not.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 08, 2020 08:50 PM (t+qrx)
The old man tried to sneak out again, in his stocking feet with his muddy shoes in one hand, and his cane in the other. "Where are you going?" He gestured towards the rig. "The hell you are! Get back inside, it's over 90 degrees out here!"
The good news is, we got 20 GPM at about 400 feet.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 08:50 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 08, 2020 07:55
She a deranged idiot. And in case anyone missed it there was a discussion about Jefferson and Hemmings here the other day.
DNA proved the Hemmings kids were fathered by a Jefferson. Within 20 miles or so there like a dozen possible candidates, relatives of Jefferson who visited him. T had a widowed uncle who visited and when he remarried Sally stopped having kids.
Posted by: Farmer at July 08, 2020 08:50 PM (8fYj1)
You start counting on the day after the order is issued, so today was the 14th day. As of 5:00 p.m. EST today, the Order telling Sullivan to dismiss the case is in force.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 08, 2020 08:51 PM (BM2fS)
@brianstelter
14h
"The highest-rated host on the highest-rated cable news channel in the country again attempted to smear a double amputee US Army veteran as an anti-American fanatic on Tuesday,"
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 08, 2020 08:44 PM (4a9Vv)
--I love how Demotards love waving the bloody shirt when the veteran in discussion votes leftard.
I do not so much question Not-a-Fuckworth's patriotism as I question our military's recruiting practices for hiring that fugly scrunt.
Posted by: logprof at July 08, 2020 08:51 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at July 08, 2020 08:49 PM (IBMDj)
I haven't checked online yet at all, I just hadn't expected three stores in different parts of town to be out of them.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 08, 2020 08:51 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 08, 2020 08:48 PM (O+I8R)
Could have been any of us - aren't we all related to him?
Posted by: Boswell at July 08, 2020 08:51 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Roland Hirsch at July 08, 2020 08:51 PM (oMkPq)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 08, 2020 08:50 PM (TOyHQ)
------------
I can neither confirm or deny.
Posted by: bluebell at July 08, 2020 08:51 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 08, 2020 08:52 PM (4a9Vv)
country again attempted to smear a double amputee US Army veteran
You don't have to attempt.
Just set Tammy Duckbrain upright on a slick surface and give her a push.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 08, 2020 08:52 PM (3SIUH)
Posted by: Shemp! at July 08, 2020 08:52 PM (EgshT)
My people! I must go to them!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Now running at SSD speeds at July 08, 2020 08:53 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 08, 2020 08:52 PM (4a9Vv)
------------
Do not insult that nice man like that.
Posted by: bluebell at July 08, 2020 08:53 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 08, 2020 08:53 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: bluebell at July 08, 2020 08:43 PM (/669Q)
That.
Is.
So.
Neat!
Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at July 08, 2020 08:53 PM (ElqsY)
@brianstelter
14h
"The highest-rated host on the highest-rated cable news channel in
the country again attempted to smear a double amputee US Army veteran as
an anti-American fanatic on Tuesday,"
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 08, 2020 08:44 PM (4a9Vv)
The lowest rated host on the lowest rated show whining like a bitch again
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 08, 2020 08:53 PM (exo3/)
Or not.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 08, 2020 08:50 PM (t+qrx)
Nah, they were in my purse, remember?
I'm a smoker and immune to the Wuhan Flu. No need for a mask.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 08:53 PM (rCwaK)
Yes; I didn't think there was absolute proof Thomas Jefferson had fathered her children, but it wouldn't get Dolezal any publicity is she had done a bust of Mao with blood on it and the word rapist underneath.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 08, 2020 08:54 PM (oDRcK)
The problem with that strategy is that we can see him. They haven't stuffed him in a basement for nothing.
I've watched at least a dozen short video clips of Biden from his basement over the last few weeks, some as short as the 10 second one above. In not one of them can he complete a single thought, hell a sentence, with screwing it up. Not one.
He is rapidly going downhill and no amount of media spin can cover it when everyone can see that for themselves.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 08, 2020 08:55 PM (ZLI7S)
Brian Stelter
@brianstelter
14h
"The highest-rated host on the highest-rated cable news channel in
the country again attempted to smear a double amputee US Army veteran as
an anti-American fanatic on Tuesday,"
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 08, 2020 08:44 PM (4a9Vv)
--I love how Demotards love waving the bloody shirt when the veteran in discussion votes leftard.
I do not so much question Not-a-Fuckworth's patriotism as I question
our military's recruiting practices for hiring that fugly scrunt.
Posted by: logprof at July 08, 2020 08:51 PM (oZuI0
So all criticism of John McCain, Bob Dole, Gerald Ford - that was supposed to be off limits?
Noted.
Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at July 08, 2020 08:55 PM (ElqsY)
Squawk Fag will be a ratings bonanza.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 08, 2020 08:55 PM (3SIUH)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 08, 2020 08:53 PM (4a9Vv)
--Oh, it was epic.
Posted by: logprof at July 08, 2020 08:55 PM (oZuI0)
I'm a smoker and immune to the Wuhan Flu. No need for a mask.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 08:53 PM (rCwaK)
If smoking does it then I'm immune to frigging ebola. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 08, 2020 08:55 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 08, 2020 08:56 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Regular joe at July 08, 2020 08:56 PM (L9P9s)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at July 08, 2020 08:56 PM (IBMDj)
The lowest rated host on the lowest rated show whining like a bitch again
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 08, 2020 08:53 PM (exo3/)
Whining from his own private Idaho
His own private Idaho
Whining like a tater Stelter!
Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at July 08, 2020 08:57 PM (ElqsY)
Posted by: Just Lily at July 08, 2020 08:57 PM (sar+3)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Now running at SSD speeds at July 08, 2020 08:53 PM (SchxB)
They got into a nasty quarrel at the end of the day. "You ain't talking to yore daddy! I'm a MAN!" Lots of cursing and screeching, culminating with "I ain't havin you in my fuckin truck! You can walk home!" I guess someone else relented and gave him a ride, because he was nowhere to be seen when we walked down to check out the well.By now they're on their second six-packs, beating their girlfriends.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 08:58 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 08, 2020 08:52 PM (3SIUH)
__________
I'm going to hell for laughing at that ...
Posted by: ShainS at July 08, 2020 08:58 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 08, 2020 08:58 PM (ZLI7S)
Insom, if you are still here I something for you at the end of the last thread.
Posted by: Farmer at July 08, 2020 08:58 PM (8fYj1)
If I was a security guard at said bank, and if he saw me approaching wearing a mask he would just shoot me straight away, and I would totally understand it.
Posted by: attilla isn't so bad, really at July 08, 2020 08:58 PM (w7KSn)
So all criticism of John McCain, Bob Dole, Gerald Ford - that was supposed to be off limits?
Noted.
Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza -
The Riot Festival of Summer! at July 08, 2020 08:55 PM (ElqsY)
So the MFM shouldn't have said that George H Bush was a wimp when he ran against a draft dodger
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 08, 2020 08:59 PM (exo3/)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 08, 2020 07:47 PM (aKsyK)
I have seen this term used here, too, unironically.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 08, 2020 09:00 PM (jWrQ1)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 08, 2020 08:55 PM (9Om/r)
Seriously, smoking wears down the receptors that the virus attaches to. My lungs are a barren place, to which the virus can find no purchase.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 09:01 PM (rCwaK)
I'm the perfect age. I can read cursive but I'm younger than Kevin Bacon.
Posted by: Just Lily at July 08, 2020 08:57 PM (sar+3)
I can write cursive, legibly. Not as good as my dad who is almost 90 and spent many years as a school teacher writing cursive on chalkboards and on students' papers, but still legible.
Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at July 08, 2020 09:01 PM (ElqsY)
Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 09:02 PM (dPZ2a)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 08, 2020 09:02 PM (L2ZTs)
"I appreciate your response. Senator. It's good to know I pissed you off. You deserve the aggravation."
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 08, 2020 09:03 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 09:03 PM (dPZ2a)
I am neither the Lone Ranger nor a Communist Chinee.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 08, 2020 09:03 PM (3SIUH)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 08, 2020 08:56 PM (2B9A/)
My brother actually gave me a cigarette holder, but my the filters on home-rolled tubes are just a bit too wide for it. Otherwise, yeah, I'd be using a cigarette holder.
Kings, not 100s.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 09:03 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: ...
That's not a foot.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 08, 2020 09:03 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: The Wicked Witch of the West at July 08, 2020 09:03 PM (l3+k2)
Noted.
Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at July 08, 2020 08:55 PM (ElqsY)
Dan Crenshaw,
Doug Collins,
Lindsay Graham,
Tom Cotton,
Mitch McConnell,
Jim Baird,
Louie Gohmert,
Lee Zeldin,
Joni Ernst,
Duncan Hunter,
Martha McSally.
Posted by: LASue at July 08, 2020 09:04 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 08, 2020 09:04 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 09:01 PM (rCwaK)
Well, mind your little fontanelle.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 08, 2020 09:04 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at July 08, 2020 09:05 PM (QgFHh)
https://twitter.com/Nut_Sac_Bandit/status/1280944446897520640
Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at July 08, 2020 09:05 PM (+UeH8)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 08, 2020 09:05 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 09:01 PM (rCwaK)
I quit smoking Monday. How long before I'm struck down with Kung Flu, do you think?
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 08, 2020 09:05 PM (uc1j5)
Posted by: hogmartin at July 08, 2020 09:04 PM (t+qrx)
I love you, hogmartin.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 09:05 PM (rCwaK)
http://whichfaceisreal.com
Can you tell the difference between a real face and an AI generated one?
The tell I look for is if the emotion in the eyes matches the mouth. That alone gives me about an 80% success rate. There are other technical tells. Get familiar.
Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 09:05 PM (dPZ2a)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 08, 2020 08:16 PM (Jx5Qs)
Suggested amendment: If you're a dude.
All in favor?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 08, 2020 09:06 PM (z79tQ)
Nope.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 08, 2020 08:58 PM (ZLI7S)
what? He's probably 57, and I didnt' Duck Duck Go that.
Posted by: LASue at July 08, 2020 09:06 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 08, 2020 09:06 PM (uc1j5)
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 08, 2020 09:05 PM (uc1j5)
You've made serious progress. I think you'll be OK.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 09:06 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 08, 2020 09:07 PM (WvQcX)
(I imagine his response would be along the lines of "I like money.")
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 08, 2020 09:08 PM (L2ZTs)
I call bullshit. Kevin Bacon is deep into his 70s.
Nope.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 08, 2020 08:58 PM (ZLI7S)
what? He's probably 57, and I didnt' Duck Duck Go that.
Posted by: LASue at July 08, 2020 09:06 PM (Ed8Zd)
He just LOOKS like he's in his 70s...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 08, 2020 09:08 PM (EGyGV)
Tammy Duckworth is such a huge fan of Kevin Bacon she's got a foot loose.
Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 09:02 PM (dPZ2a)
__________
Not to mention Tremors.
Posted by: ShainS at July 08, 2020 09:08 PM (WqPYg)
Combustion engine, don't vote!
Corollary: if you have ever thought about owning anything with a Diesel engine, don't vote!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 08, 2020 09:08 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: Mrs. JTB at July 08, 2020 09:09 PM (7EjX1)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 09:09 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 08, 2020 09:09 PM (oT1NJ)
Easy peasy.
Posted by: LASue at July 08, 2020 09:09 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Case at July 08, 2020 09:10 PM (aDSHr)
There will be no...
Doing it at a trot
Doing it at a gallop
Doing it real slow so your heart don't palpitate.
You won't be late.
They cancelled the Puyallup.
Stoopid Governor.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 08, 2020 09:10 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 08, 2020 09:05 PM (uc1j5)
Isn't that something? I'm on to cigars now. I'm on to a five-year plan. I eliminated cigarettes, then I go to cigars, then I go to pipes, then I go to chewing tobacco, then I'm on to that nicotine gum.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 08, 2020 09:10 PM (Z+IKu)
I met him when we were kids. He's in his early 60s.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 08, 2020 09:10 PM (ZLI7S)
Not fur children, more common term is fur babies.
Fur children makes me think of O'Rourke's children.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2020 09:10 PM (LxiBI)
https://www.pyramydair.com/airgun-pellets
Might be more choice than you wanted, but here's pellets
Posted by: t-bird at July 08, 2020 09:10 PM (3fR4G)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 09:09 PM (rCwaK)
I bet it is.
**cough cough shower scene cough**
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 08, 2020 09:10 PM (WvQcX)
That is all.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 08, 2020 09:07 PM (WvQcX)
--I think somebody on the webz is still selling a T that reads "Spaceballs: The Shirt"
Posted by: logprof at July 08, 2020 09:10 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: hogmartin at July 08, 2020 09:04 PM (t+qrx)
Nice Raising Arizona reference.
Golf clap.
Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at July 08, 2020 09:11 PM (VcFUs)
James: "What's the difference between how your fragrance smells and how actual bacon smells?"
Kevin: "They smell exactly the same!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 08, 2020 09:12 PM (L2ZTs)
to a five-year plan. I eliminated cigarettes, then I go to cigars, then I
go to pipes, then I go to chewing tobacco, then I'm on to that nicotine
gum.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 08, 2020 09:10 PM (Z+IKu)
What, no Copenhagen?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 09:12 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Case
---
Useful as trading goods during the end times.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 08, 2020 09:12 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2020 09:12 PM (LxiBI)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 08, 2020 09:10 PM (Z+IKu)
LOL. I think I might've heard that somewhere before...
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 08, 2020 09:13 PM (uc1j5)
https://twitter.com/Nut_Sac_Bandit/status/1280944446897520640
Posted by: Little Larry Sellers
very interesting
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 08, 2020 09:13 PM (TOyHQ)
Posted by: klaftern at July 08, 2020 09:14 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Hunter Biden at July 08, 2020 09:14 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie
For God's sake, don't say 'meep'
Phuck! I said 'meep'
O crap, I said it again.
Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at July 08, 2020 09:14 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 08, 2020 08:39 PM (oDRcK)
How many degrees of separation
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 08, 2020 08:42
Well for me it's me>My BIL>his cousin, Bill Paxton>Kevin Bacon. I'm just guessing they aappeared in movies together. Where is TJM when you need movie knowledge?
Posted by: Farmer at July 08, 2020 09:14 PM (8fYj1)
Posted by: Farmer at July 08, 2020 09:14 PM (8fYj1)
Apollo 13. I'm really good at this game.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 08, 2020 09:15 PM (uc1j5)
Posted by: Mrs. JTB at July 08, 2020 09:09 PM (7EjX1)
Thank you, but the TSC I checked didn't have them either. I forgot to mention it. Same parking lot as Sportsman's Warehouse.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 08, 2020 09:16 PM (t+qrx)
https://twitter.com/Nut_Sac_Bandit/status/1280944446897520640
Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at July 08, 2020 09:05 PM (+UeH
That's too bad. I liked Brooks Brothers stores and products. Looks like when that I-tie took over it went super woke and gay boy
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 08, 2020 09:16 PM (exo3/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2020 09:16 PM (LxiBI)
Posted by: empire 1 at July 08, 2020 09:16 PM (PMpxq)
https://tinyurl.com/yd6w57s5
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 08, 2020 09:17 PM (oDRcK)
Posted by: LASue at July 08, 2020 09:17 PM (Ed8Zd)
The Hollywood Reporter@THR
Lady A, formerly known as Lady Antebellum, files lawsuit against blues singer Anita White who goes by the name Lady A http://thr.cm/cr3DAj8
-
The Ditzy Twits want your name and they will have your name!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 08, 2020 08:15 PM (+y/Ru)
Normally, I would side with Anita White, the blues singer, but in the original story, she was quoted, and she is a "woke" civil servant herself.
So may they both lose.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 08, 2020 09:17 PM (jWrQ1)
Posted by: klaftern at July 08, 2020 09:14 PM (RuIsu)
Publius said these well-drilling yahoos are the type that Patrick Swayze bounced in Roadhouse.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 09:18 PM (rCwaK)
OT - are airgun pellets impossible to find for anyone else? Seems like an odd thing for a shortage.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 08, 2020 08:15 PM (t+qrx)
------------
Around here they are very hard to come by. You can get the plated-in-gold-and-blessed-by-angels RWS match grade stuff, but as far as off-the-shelf Beeman or Crosman, no luck. I have a small stash that I purchased from CMP a few years ago, but they're honestly not very good. I'll conserve my Crosmans.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at July 08, 2020 09:18 PM (+3rQF)
Posted by: LASue at July 08, 2020 09:18 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: KayInMaine
Doctor Amy Bishop, bitches.
Learn it, say it, know it!
Posted by: Dr. Amy Bishop! at July 08, 2020 09:19 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: Farmer at July 08, 2020 09:14 PM (8fYj1)
Mine is me>Jimmy Kimmel, cousin>Alec Baldwin (Boss Baby)>Kevin Bacon (She's Having a Baby).
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 08, 2020 09:20 PM (uc1j5)
Posted by: Splunge at July 08, 2020 08:17 PM (dOV9E)
There are no "chicks with dicks". There are, however, dudes with racks.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 08, 2020 09:20 PM (jWrQ1)
Trump claimed Took Trump's SAT's for him didn't meet him until they
were both at U Penn:
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 08, 2020 09:17 PM (oDRcK)
The left is absolutely convinced that Trump is an idiot, instead of a very stable genius.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 09:20 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: LASue at July 08, 2020 09:20 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2020 09:21 PM (LxiBI)
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 08, 2020 09:13 PM (uc1j5)
Yup....What are you? Mother Cabrini? You never touch the stuff?
LOL
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 08, 2020 09:21 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken
Reporting for Doody!!!
Posted by: John F. Kerry, owner of a Purple Heart at July 08, 2020 09:21 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 08, 2020 09:22 PM (WvQcX)
Trump claimed Took Trump's SAT's for him didn't meet him until they
were both at U Penn:
How would someone's niece know that anyway? At best, she's just repeating the second and third hand stories that other family members told her.
Posted by: LASue at July 08, 2020 09:22 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: LASue at July 08, 2020 09:20 PM (Ed8Zd)
Duct tape, and cigarette filters in the nose.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 09:23 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Flyover at July 08, 2020 09:23 PM (Rbu5d)
https://www.ice.gov/news/releases /man-sentenced-more-11-years-sex- trafficking-minors
Remove spaces.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 08, 2020 09:23 PM (3SIUH)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken
Reporting for Doody!!!
Posted by: John F. Kerry, owner of a Purple Heart at July 08, 2020 09:21 PM (ZCiJZ)
I salute you and me and also thank myself for my brave service!
Posted by: LASue at July 08, 2020 09:23 PM (Ed8Zd)
Yes; I don't think he'd need to have anyone take his SATs for him. He's a bright man. It's a sad thing because the article-over at Legal Insurrection-says her husband who died of cancer some years ago was a very fine man-and would not have done such a thing- and he's not around to defend himself.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 08, 2020 09:23 PM (oDRcK)
Or not.
Posted by: hogmartin
So hogmartin was young once too.
Posted by: Mikosian Memories of Youth at July 08, 2020 09:24 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 09:24 PM (rCwaK)
Reporting for Doody!!!
Posted by: John F. Kerry, owner of a Purple Heart at July 08, 2020 09:21 PM (ZCiJZ)
I salute you and me and also thank myself for my brave service!
Posted by: LASue at July 08, 2020 09:23 PM (Ed8Zd)
Not sure who this gal is... I'm the hero!
Posted by: Lying Dick Blumenthal at July 08, 2020 09:25 PM (Ed8Zd)
But Hillary is the smartest woman in the world.
Maybe the left needs to get some smart for a change.
Posted by: Case at July 08, 2020 09:25 PM (aDSHr)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 08, 2020 09:26 PM (WvQcX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2020 09:26 PM (LxiBI)
my the filters on home-rolled tubes are just a bit too wide for it.
Otherwise, yeah, I'd be using a cigarette holder.
Kings, not 100s.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 09:03 PM (rCwaK)
I used to roll my own. Once I got a package of pipe tobacco by accident. Do you KNOW how hard it is to draw on a roll up made from pipe tobacco?
Posted by: Kindltot at July 08, 2020 09:26 PM (WyVLE)
Posted by: Case at July 08, 2020 09:25 PM (aDSHr)
That would require facts, which to the left are like silver crosses to vampires.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 09:26 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Mikosian greasy cheesburgers in a dirty ashtray at July 08, 2020 09:27 PM (QzkSJ)
tobacco by accident. Do you KNOW how hard it is to draw on a roll up
made from pipe tobacco?
Posted by: Kindltot at July 08, 2020 09:26 PM (WyVLE)
I can't even.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 09:27 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 08, 2020 09:20 PM (uc1j5)
mine is that I talked to you on the internet, and then - see above.
Posted by: Hunter Biden at July 08, 2020 09:27 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 08, 2020 09:27 PM (WpHRd)
I wonder if he ever wondered that people would spam the internet with his famous line when he died.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 08, 2020 09:28 PM (WvQcX)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 09:27 PM (rCwaK)
Life is hard. It is harder when you are cheap.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 08, 2020 09:28 PM (WyVLE)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 08, 2020 09:27 PM (WpHRd)
"Schlong goblins" is just awesome.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 09:29 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
The Duchess uses Kings.
Wouldn't be the first time.
Posted by: Debrett's and Miklos' Peerage at July 08, 2020 09:29 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Lying Dick Blumenthal at July 08, 2020 09:30 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 08, 2020 09:28 PM (WyVLE)
Be smart. Don't be cheap.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 09:30 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: LASue at July 08, 2020 09:30 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: klaftern at July 08, 2020 09:31 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 08, 2020 09:31 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 08, 2020 09:31 PM (G7JAn)
Wouldn't be the first time.
Posted by: Debrett's and Miklos' Peerage at July 08, 2020 09:29 PM (QzkSJ)
I am the Duchess of Publius Acres. The peons drilled me a well today. I shall have all the water I can bear, as an Aquarian.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 09:31 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at July 08, 2020 09:31 PM (ElqsY)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 08, 2020 09:31 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 08, 2020 09:32 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: LASue at July 08, 2020 09:33 PM (Ed8Zd)
Lol, I just told his I'm struggling with paying $25 to efile state taxes.
He said, don't be stupid.
I'm frugal
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 08, 2020 09:33 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 08, 2020 09:31 PM (JKNZq)
Bernie Madoff or Jordon Belford?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 08, 2020 09:33 PM (WvQcX)
Posted by: Flyover a
==========
it's a different take on the derangement, much more "girl who can't cope but tries to sound like Samanta bee"
Posted by: guest myspace user at July 08, 2020 09:33 PM (rnk6i)
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 08, 2020 09:15
I knew it just couldn't remember that as I'm relaxing w/ some red wine and too lazy to look.
We had to go out of town to J's eye dr and got Portillo's for an afternoon lunch. Great hotdog and I added cheese and sauerkraut when we got home.
Posted by: Farmer at July 08, 2020 09:33 PM (8fYj1)
tobacco by accident. Do you KNOW how hard it is to draw on a roll up
made from pipe tobacco?
Posted by: Kindltot at July 08, 2020 09:26 PM (WyVLE)
I can't even.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 09:27 PM (rCwaK)
I can. Spent years rolling my own while government at every level punished smokers. Then one day ShitMidas decides to tax bag tobacco at 20.00 a pound.
A few months later the lady behind the counter tells me they are cutting pipe tobacco to the legal smallest cut, I should try it
I little more stems to push to the side, but rolled just fine, was a tad moister so the cigarette lasted longer, and I got used to it.
When I quit rolling a few months ago it came out to 1.12 a pack.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 08, 2020 09:33 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 08, 2020 09:33 PM (G7JAn)
This is an interesting game to play:
http://whichfaceisreal.com
Can you tell the difference between a real face and an AI generated one?
The
tell I look for is if the emotion in the eyes matches the mouth. That
alone gives me about an 80% success rate. There are other technical
tells. Get familiar.
Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 09:05 PM (dPZ2a)
___________
Interesting, thanks for that. Started out 1 for 3 but the wifey and I started deducing that the more imperfect-looking faces tended to be the real ones, and now we're nailing them.
Posted by: ShainS at July 08, 2020 09:33 PM (WqPYg)
https://youtu.be/l9yXP9lTnuQ
Posted by: Lying Dick Blumenthal at July 08, 2020 09:30 PM (Ed8Zd)
C'mon, man!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 09:34 PM (rCwaK)
https://youtu.be/l9yXP9lTnuQ
Posted by: Lying Dick Blumenthal at July 08, 2020 09:30 PM (Ed8Zd)
He's as sharp as a bowling ball
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 08, 2020 09:34 PM (exo3/)
Posted by: Case at July 08, 2020 09:34 PM (aDSHr)
Posted by: LASue at July 08, 2020 09:34 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess,
Publius has you bear buckets of water from the well?
Hope he got you one of those two bucket over-the-shoulder thingys.
Posted by: Miklos, advocate of Taylorism at July 08, 2020 09:35 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: klaftern at July 08, 2020 09:35 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 08, 2020 09:35 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: davidt at July 08, 2020 08:42 PM (l3+k2)
I've been telling this myself for weeks. They are going to #Cancel the debates for some Trump outrage because he's not legitimate.
Posted by: Max Power at July 08, 2020 09:36 PM (QCc6B)
https://youtu.be/l9yXP9lTnuQ
Posted by: Lying Dick Blumenthal at July 08, 2020 09:30 PM (Ed8Zd)
Y'know the thing about Joe, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 08, 2020 09:36 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Mrs. JTB at July 08, 2020 09:36 PM (7EjX1)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 08, 2020 09:36 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 08, 2020 09:36 PM (WvQcX)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 08, 2020 09:37 PM (6FeV1)
Phrasing!
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 08, 2020 09:37 PM (WpHRd)
So no Kevin Bacon
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 08, 2020 09:38 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 08, 2020 09:38 PM (G7JAn)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 08, 2020 09:33 PM (G7JAn)
Thank you, Ben Had! We're so happy.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 09:38 PM (rCwaK)
The District Attorney's office announced Wednesday the arrest of 3 men who allegedly kidnapped their victims and subjected them to sexual servitude, sexual assault and criminal acts.
They have been identified as Dimas Hernandez, Franklin Mendieta, and Josue Sanchez.
The break in the case happened when a 14-year-old was rescued from a Wawa parking lot in May after sending a message to her mother on Facebook. That's when authorities learned she and an 18-year-old were victims of human trafficking.
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 08, 2020 09:38 PM (TOyHQ)
We had to go out of town to J's eye dr and got Portillo's for an
afternoon lunch. Great hotdog and I added cheese and sauerkraut when we
got home.
Posted by: Farmer at July 08, 2020 09:33 PM (8fYj1)
That sounds nice.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 08, 2020 09:38 PM (uc1j5)
Posted by: DB- just DB at July 08, 2020 09:39 PM (iTXRQ)
You quit smoking or you and Publius tied the knot? :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 08, 2020 09:39 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 08, 2020 09:39 PM (G7JAn)
Posted by: davidt at July 08, 2020 09:39 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 08, 2020 09:37 PM (6FeV1)
Maybe, but he's effing awesome in 30 Minutes or Less.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 08, 2020 09:39 PM (uc1j5)
And how can PA have than NY?! Ohio seems to be an outlier, too.
Posted by: t-bird at July 08, 2020 09:39 PM (/2aWP)
At this point, it's entirely about GOTV for either side. Vote for one of them, or just stay the hell home.
Debates don't mean shit in that sort of environment.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 08, 2020 09:39 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 08, 2020 09:40 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 08, 2020 09:40 PM (nRWPy)
Hope he got you one of those two bucket over-the-shoulder thingys.
Posted by: Miklos, advocate of Taylorism at July 08, 2020 09:35 PM (QzkSJ)
I want a mule and a wagon for a wedding present. And some goats to keep the fields grazed. I will milk them and make goat cheese.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 09:40 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: t-bird at July 08, 2020 09:41 PM (/2aWP)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 08, 2020 09:41 PM (WvQcX)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 08, 2020 09:41 PM (TOyHQ)
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 08, 2020 09:39 PM (uc1j5)
Heh. Some projects simply wouldn't work without "worst actor ever"....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 08, 2020 09:41 PM (6FeV1)
So no Kevin Bacon
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 08, 2020 09:38 PM (nRWPy)
--------
Dagny - mention that to WeaselWoman next time we get together. She knows the family very well!
Posted by: Weasel at July 08, 2020 09:41 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 08, 2020 09:36 PM (Z+IKu)
Like Robert the haunted doll, in Key West.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 09:41 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 08, 2020 09:43 PM (WvQcX)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 08, 2020 09:43 PM (nRWPy)
You quit smoking or you and Publius tied the knot? :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 08, 2020 09:39 PM (L2ZTs)
My life down here in SC, sweetheart. It's like we're already married.
Who started the rumor that I quit smoking?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 09:43 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 08, 2020 09:43 PM (NWiLs)
I still can't wait to leave CA.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 08, 2020 09:43 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 08, 2020 09:43 PM (NWiLs)
Sorry. My unicycle's in the shop.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 08, 2020 09:44 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 08, 2020 09:43 PM (NWiLs
Have you ever been Ludicrous Speed?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 08, 2020 09:44 PM (WvQcX)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 08, 2020 09:43 PM (NWiLs)
Sorry. My unicycle's in the shop.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 08, 2020 09:44 PM (6FeV1)
Dammit!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 08, 2020 09:44 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 08, 2020 09:44 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 08, 2020 09:44 PM (G7JAn)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 08, 2020 09:44 PM (WpHRd)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 08, 2020 09:43 PM (NWiLs
Have you ever been Ludicrous Speed?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 08, 2020 09:44 PM (WvQcX)
No. My life has, on the whole, been agonizingly boring and mundane.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 08, 2020 09:45 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
Miley sends up Smoke Signals *wink wink*
Posted by: Miklos, who bought a carton so as not to deal with the Mask Decree at July 08, 2020 09:45 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 08, 2020 09:43 PM (NWiLs)
Sorry. My unicycle's in the shop.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 08, 2020 09:44 PM (6FeV1)
Dammit!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 08, 2020 09:44 PM (NWiLs)
New steering wheel for it should be in by tomorrow, though.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 08, 2020 09:45 PM (6FeV1)
Oh, ok!
Susan needs "hair help" though. Can take the girl out of Staten Island but cant take the overprocessjng out of the girl.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 08, 2020 09:45 PM (nRWPy)
You just can't trust the Pa. Dutch. Just kidding, East Whiteland Twp. is Malvern, so a little past the end of the Main Line.
Posted by: t-bird at July 08, 2020 09:45 PM (8eSmR)
I still can't wait to leave CA.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 08, 2020 09:43 PM (L2ZTs)
It's not that hard. I did it twice.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 09:45 PM (rCwaK)
tobacco by accident. Do you KNOW how hard it is to draw on a roll up
made from pipe tobacco?
Posted by: Kindltot at July 08, 2020 09:26 PM (WyVLE)
I can't even.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 09:27 PM (rCwaK)
I knew an old prospector who smoked nothing but roll-your-owns made from pipe tobacco. You could always tell his claim lines from the sardine cans nailed to the claim posts.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 08, 2020 09:46 PM (PbH9O)
471 I'm bored. Entertain me.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 08, 2020 09:43 PM (NWiLs)
Sorry. My unicycle's in the shop.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 08, 2020 09:44 PM (6FeV1)
One of my cousins can ride a unicycle. Maybe not anymore, he's pretty old now.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 08, 2020 09:46 PM (uc1j5)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 08, 2020 09:43 PM (nRWPy)
When they announced that what's-her-nuts is preggers, my first thought was, "I wonder who the father is."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 08, 2020 09:46 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 08, 2020 09:46 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 08, 2020 09:46 PM (uc1j5)
It's just like riding half a bike.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 08, 2020 09:46 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
You could lend Insom your Pogo Stick and Hula Hoop.
He'll figure it out.
Posted by: Miklos, unlicensed lifestyle advisor at July 08, 2020 09:47 PM (QzkSJ)
Phrasing!
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings
The fake ones have pores and zits and teeth tarter, but they are all almost completely symmetrical. Normal faces are usually somewhat off balance. if that isn't a tell, the eyes help. But its much harder than I thought it would be. Scary.
Posted by: LASue at July 08, 2020 09:47 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 08, 2020 09:47 PM (nRWPy)
[ ] They're making this a "character" election because they believe that's the way to beat Trump
[ ] They're making this a "character" election because they don't have anything to run on against Trump
Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 09:47 PM (dPZ2a)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 08, 2020 09:46 PM (6FeV1)
Mine was, "I f*cking KNEW she was going to get knocked up as soon as possible. Now they'll never get rid of her."
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 08, 2020 09:47 PM (uc1j5)
Learn it, say it, know it!
Posted by: Dr. Amy Bishop! at July 08, 2020 09:19 PM (ZCiJZ)
Step off, bitch!
Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden at July 08, 2020 09:48 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Eromero at July 08, 2020 09:48 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 08, 2020 09:46 PM (nRWPy)
14.
No.
Posted by: LASue at July 08, 2020 09:48 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Eromero at July 08, 2020 09:48 PM (XhWtx)
Ed.D.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 08, 2020 09:48 PM (NWiLs)
I'm bored. Entertain me.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 08, 2020 09:43 PM (NWiLs)
Here we are now. Entertain us....
Posted by: Mookie at July 08, 2020 09:49 PM (3vIkC)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
Once you learn, you'll never forget more than half.
Posted by: Miklos, on his Big Wheel at July 08, 2020 09:49 PM (QzkSJ)
I'm bored. Entertain me.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 08, 2020 09:43 PM (NWiLs)
Here we are now. Entertain us....
Posted by: Mookie at July 08, 2020 09:49 PM (3vIkC)
I feel stupid and contagious
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 08, 2020 09:49 PM (NWiLs)
Insomniac: I am the very model of a modern major general.......
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 08, 2020 09:49 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at July 08, 2020 09:49 PM (IYHxL)
Oh, ok!
Susan needs "hair help" though. Can take the girl out of Staten Island but cant take the overprocessjng out of the girl.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 08, 2020 09:45 PM (nRWPy)
------
Ha!
Posted by: Weasel at July 08, 2020 09:50 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: davidt at July 08, 2020 09:50 PM (l3+k2)
Keep thinking they'll do that with Joe.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 08, 2020 09:50 PM (nRWPy)
Let me know if you need any tips on goat behavior.
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 08, 2020 09:44 PM (JKNZq)
My goats may be a pipe dream.
Speaking of which, I have 4 surviving pot plants. It would be real nice to get high again. Got a long way to go on these guys, though.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 09:50 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2020 09:50 PM (XTyi0)
this country who could even remotely be "on the fence" between Trump or
Biden?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 08, 2020 09:39 PM (6FeV1)
Yes. A goodly sum. Or the Democrats wouldn't bother with all their ridiculous bullshit.
Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 09:50 PM (dPZ2a)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 08, 2020 09:27 PM (WpHRd)
"Schlong goblins" is just awesome.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 09:29 PM (rCwaK)
-- +1
Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden at July 08, 2020 09:50 PM (oZuI0)
Insomniac: I am the very model of a modern major general.......
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 08, 2020 09:49 PM (L2ZTs)
You've information vegetable animal and mineral?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 08, 2020 09:50 PM (NWiLs)
What was the name of the movie where they gave the asylum inmates dopamine and they were temporarily sane?
Keep thinking they'll do that with Joe.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 08, 2020 09:50 PM (nRWPy)
Awakenings
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 08, 2020 09:51 PM (uc1j5)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 08, 2020 09:51 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at July 08, 2020 09:05 PM (QgFHh)
I drink golden honey oat lattes during the fasts.
Usually my covfefe of choice is strong coffee or Americano with heavy cream, or keto coffee...but not during the fast.
Posted by: Flyover at July 08, 2020 09:51 PM (Rbu5d)
You're in good company
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at July 08, 2020 09:51 PM (IYHxL)
When they announced that what's-her-nuts is preggers, my first thought was, "I wonder who the father is."
Posted by: Warai-otoko
--_------------_-----_----
And her first thought was "I sure hope it's mine."
Posted by: Gooshy at July 08, 2020 09:51 PM (o3Zxl)
Keep thinking they'll do that with Joe.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 08, 2020 09:50 PM (nRWPy)
Robin Williams. Awakenings.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 08, 2020 09:51 PM (WvQcX)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 08, 2020 09:51 PM (G7JAn)
https://tinyurl.com/ybtlm3ll
Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at July 08, 2020 09:31 PM (ElqsY)
--Dude, we already have Spaceballs.
I do not want to OD.
Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden at July 08, 2020 09:51 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 08, 2020 09:51 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 09:52 PM (dPZ2a)
Bill Paxton/Pullman was great/horrible in Independence Day.
Show your work.
Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2020 09:50 PM (XTyi0)
Pullman, horrible. He was mean to Jeff Goldblum, who was sexy as hell in that movie.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 08, 2020 09:52 PM (uc1j5)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at July 08, 2020 09:52 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 08, 2020 09:43 PM (NWiLs)
Don't you mean boared?
Posted by: Kevin Bacon at July 08, 2020 09:52 PM (dPZ2a)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 08, 2020 09:52 PM (WvQcX)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 08, 2020 09:51 PM (G7JAn)
I have no idea what that means.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 08, 2020 09:52 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 08, 2020 09:52 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 08, 2020 09:52 PM (L2ZTs)
Learn it, say it, know it!
Posted by: Dr. Amy Bishop! at July 08, 2020 09:19 PM (ZCiJZ)
Step off, bitch!
Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden
And you bitches can get the fuck outta my two front doors.
Posted by: Dr. Christine Blasey-Ford at July 08, 2020 09:53 PM (WpHRd)
Posted by: Miklos Zamfir at July 08, 2020 09:53 PM (QzkSJ)
Is there one single, conscious, breathing voter in
this country who could even remotely be "on the fence" between Trump or
Biden?
I don't think it's between Biden and Trump. It's between Biden and Why Bother. And the only way to beat Why Bother is to paint Trump as a cross between Hitler, Pennywise, and John Rocker.
Posted by: Mookie at July 08, 2020 09:53 PM (3vIkC)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 08, 2020 09:53 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 09:53 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 08, 2020 09:53 PM (WvQcX)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 08, 2020 09:53 PM (nAiE/)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 08, 2020 09:54 PM (G7JAn)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 09:53 PM (rCwaK
Euphemisms. So cute.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 08, 2020 09:54 PM (WvQcX)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 08, 2020 09:51 PM (WvQcX)
Now it would be,"Who are we to tamper with their reality?"
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 08, 2020 09:54 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 08, 2020 09:54 PM (G7JAn)
Ah.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 08, 2020 09:54 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 08, 2020 09:49 PM (L2ZTs)
You've information vegetable animal and mineral?
Posted by: Insomniac
-------
It's the grasp of calculus that impresses me.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 08, 2020 09:54 PM (bk3Sg)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 08, 2020 09:54 PM (L2ZTs)
Step off, bitch!
Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden
And you bitches can get the fuck outta my two front doors.
Posted by: Dr. Christine Blasey-Ford at July 08, 2020 09:53 PM (WpHRd)
Hi, everybody!!
Posted by: Dr. Nick Riviera, 1-800-DOCTORB at July 08, 2020 09:55 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 08, 2020 09:55 PM (L2ZTs)
Trump is the ultimate character.
Biden can't even pronounce character.
Posted by: Just Lily at July 08, 2020 09:55 PM (sar+3)
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 08, 2020 09:46 PM (uc1j5)
maybe it's like riding a bicycle ??
hahahah...hmmmm
Posted by: runner at July 08, 2020 09:55 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: That guy who always says... at July 08, 2020 09:55 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Dr. Nick Riviera, 1-800-DOCTORB at July 08, 2020 09:55 PM (x8Wzq)
Learn it, say it, know it!
Posted by: Dr. Amy Bishop! at July 08, 2020 09:19 PM (ZCiJZ)
Step off, bitch!
Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden
And you bitches can get the fuck outta my two front doors.
Posted by: Dr. Christine Blasey-Ford
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I love this place...in a manly way, of course.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 08, 2020 09:56 PM (bk3Sg)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 08, 2020 09:43 PM (NWiLs)
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*performs flawless invisible box schtick*
*climbs invisible ladder*
Posted by: A Mime at July 08, 2020 09:56 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 08, 2020 09:43 PM (NWiLs)
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*performs flawless invisible box schtick*
*climbs invisible ladder*
Posted by: A Mime at July 08, 2020 09:56 PM (wPVhA)
*shoots mime*
That was kinda fun!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 08, 2020 09:56 PM (NWiLs)
I think the dems are going for turn out, not fence sitters.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 08, 2020 09:53 PM (nRWPy)
I dunno. If they wanted turnout they wouldn't have nominated a turnip. That sits in a box all day.
You need energy for turnout. You need Kamalamania. It ain't happening this cycle.
Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 09:56 PM (dPZ2a)
Posted by: logprof at July 08, 2020 09:57 PM (oZuI0)
The riots are a GOTV effort.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 08, 2020 09:57 PM (naEeR)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 08, 2020 09:57 PM (G7JAn)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 08, 2020 09:57 PM (nRWPy)
So do you have a seed catalog recommendation?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 08, 2020 09:58 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 08, 2020 09:46 PM (uc1j5)
I swore off Duckworth jokes and you pull me back in!!!
Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 09:58 PM (dPZ2a)
Posted by: Miklosian Down Home Wisdom at July 08, 2020 09:58 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at July 08, 2020 09:52 PM (IYHxL)
--Not a lot of movies make me misty, but that one did it for me.
Highly recommended.
Posted by: logprof at July 08, 2020 09:58 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 08, 2020 09:57 PM (nRWPy)
She's the favorite for sure. I can see them trying to energize with her. But it won't be organic.
Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 09:59 PM (dPZ2a)
No Rice or Harris or M1A1
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 08, 2020 09:59 PM (WvQcX)
Posted by: A Mime at July 08, 2020 09:59 PM (wPVhA)
They know Biden is a null candidate.
Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2020 09:59 PM (XTyi0)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 08, 2020 09:53 PM (nRWPy)
I dunno. If they wanted turnout they wouldn't have nominated a turnip. That sits in a box all day.
You need energy for turnout. You need Kamalamania. It ain't happening this cycle.
Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 09:56 PM (dPZ2a)
In my darker moments, my "take" is that they're using Biden to flat out throw the election, because they need to keep using Trump as a lighting rod to foment their half-baked revolution.
My hope is that Trump is more of a Tesla coil than a lighting rod.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 08, 2020 09:59 PM (6FeV1)
*climbs invisible ladder*
Posted by: A Mime
Creative mimes think outside the box.
Posted by: Miklosian Mimetics at July 08, 2020 09:59 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at July 08, 2020 09:52 PM (IYHxL)
--Not a lot of movies make me misty, but that one did it for me.
Highly recommended.
Posted by: logprof at July 08, 2020 09:58 PM (oZuI0)
Back before we know Deniro was a cock sucking asshole.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 08, 2020 10:00 PM (WvQcX)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at July 08, 2020 09:49 PM (IYHxL)
Just think, that's what we know about!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 08, 2020 10:00 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 08, 2020 09:54 PM (G7JAn)
Ah.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo
And farting......
Posted by: JT at July 08, 2020 10:00 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 08, 2020 10:00 PM (G7JAn)
Posted by: Miklosian Emergency Decree #1 at July 08, 2020 10:01 PM (QzkSJ)
It think they're going for mail-in voting. Riots and Chinavirus. And polls showing Joe up by 23 pts to make it all believable.
Posted by: t-bird at July 08, 2020 10:01 PM (/2aWP)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 08, 2020 10:01 PM (bk3Sg)
using Biden to flat out throw the election, because they need to keep
using Trump as a lighting rod to foment their half-baked revolution.
My hope is that Trump is more of a Tesla coil than a lighting rod.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 08, 2020 09:59 PM (6FeV1)
Heh.
He's a sacrificial lamb but they might get lucky. I think that sums up what they're doing.
Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 10:01 PM (dPZ2a)
Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2020 10:01 PM (XTyi0)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 08, 2020 09:31
That's a bit hard as he's dead. Do you mean knew?
Posted by: Farmer at July 08, 2020 10:02 PM (8fYj1)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 08, 2020 09:56 PM (bk3Sg)
--I come here not for the insanity, but to be saner.
Posted by: logprof at July 08, 2020 10:02 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Miklosian Emergency Decree #1 at July 08, 2020 10:01 PM (QzkSJ)
What's all this imaginary dirt doing in Ace's imaginary hole?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 08, 2020 10:02 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 08, 2020 10:03 PM (WvQcX)
Ask me what happened last time I tried to ride a skateboard.
(Spoiler) I went exactly one foot and landed on my back, feet in the air. Physical comedy at its best.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, what likes stuff at July 08, 2020 10:03 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 08, 2020 09:56 PM (bk3Sg)
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Fag.
Posted by: A Mime at July 08, 2020 10:03 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 08, 2020 10:04 PM (G7JAn)
I still think its her
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 08, 2020 09:57 PM (nRWPy)
--I thought he was king of Hawai'i.
Posted by: logprof at July 08, 2020 10:04 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 08, 2020 10:01 PM (bk3Sg
Read that book in high school. Good book. I'm sure that's the source material for awakenings.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 08, 2020 10:04 PM (WvQcX)
Posted by: davidt at July 08, 2020 10:04 PM (l3+k2)
Read the case that vmom posted. And then think how many of these rings there could be and could have been.
They didn't just invent the business model because they're oh-so-smart!
800,000 kids go missing in the US every year.
Posted by: t-bird at July 08, 2020 10:05 PM (UMXod)
- Pug Mahon
I that tried too once. Go well not me for!
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 08, 2020 10:05 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Mazie Hirohito at July 08, 2020 10:05 PM (EgshT)
At least you've got a leg up on Tammy Fuckmirth...
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 08, 2020 10:05 PM (WpHRd)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 08, 2020 10:05 PM (G7JAn)
Posted by: Ben Had
Actually she was kidnapped but nobody wanted to pay the ramsom.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 08, 2020 10:06 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Ben Had
She has said things.
Have to comb through it.
Posted by: Miklosian Organic In-Flight Catering at July 08, 2020 10:06 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 08, 2020 08:14 PM (aKsyK)
I think that was Hogmartin, regarding the bird in his chimney.
Posted by: Barrel it up at July 08, 2020 10:07 PM (fz0iQ)
Posted by: James at July 08, 2020 10:07 PM (qM84C)
Posted by: JT at July 08, 2020 10:07 PM (arJlL)
I still think its her
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 08, 2020 09:57 PM (nRWPy)
Only if she promises to come out in a threadbare yellow tank top, rip it off lengthwise, and immediately begin flexing and gurning at the camera.
Then, and only then..... i might consider it.
Posted by: Joe Biden actually doesn't know what he's gonna do when Kamalamania comes running for him at July 08, 2020 10:07 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 08, 2020 10:04 PM (G7JAn)
--She dropped charges against St. George Floyd's killer when she was a prosecutor.
Oops.
Nice knowing ya!
Posted by: logprof at July 08, 2020 10:07 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at July 08, 2020 10:07 PM (IYHxL)
- Pug Mahon
I that tried too once. Go well not me for!
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 08, 2020 10:05 PM (L2ZTs)
It sucked, because as a kid I was actually a pretty decent skateboarder.
My center of gravity changed when I got old and beefy.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, what likes stuff at July 08, 2020 10:07 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: runner at July 08, 2020 10:07 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: jsg at July 08, 2020 08:17 PM (tLwiL)
*****
Yup. As soon as I saw that I knew it was parody.
"This is a house of learned doctors."
Freakin' funny movie.
Also the AR-14 line was a real strong indicator.
Posted by: El Jefe ~ Blue Zones POW MIA ~ You Are Not Forgotten ~ at July 08, 2020 10:08 PM (Ae67h)
Update: Both the bird and Hogmartin are now stuck in the chimney. :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 08, 2020 10:08 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: t-bird
So that's where all the milk cartons went.
Posted by: Miklosian Orange Alerts at July 08, 2020 10:08 PM (QzkSJ)
I think she was the one who removed herself from consideration as a VP, saying that it should go to a Woman of Hue.
Posted by: t-bird at July 08, 2020 10:08 PM (WtXZN)
Digging in her dirt basement. A modern day John Wayne Gacy, she looks like.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 08, 2020 10:08 PM (WpHRd)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 08, 2020 10:08 PM (G7JAn)
Posted by: The Ad Council at July 08, 2020 10:09 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Gov. Stacey Abrams at July 08, 2020 10:09 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 08, 2020 10:01 PM (bk3Sg)
The book made me cry. (Flowers for Algernon.)
Posted by: Flyover at July 08, 2020 10:09 PM (Rbu5d)
I don't care much fir the late afternoon post.
You don't like my comment, you can kiss my ash.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 08, 2020 10:10 PM (wPVhA)
Ref 28th Congressional district.
Parody accounts love to do that - using a district number one higher than the highest actual number.
Posted by: ArthurK at July 08, 2020 10:10 PM (yLxSe)
Posted by: The Ad Council
It's all good though, 'cuz the 10th kid ate the other nine.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 08, 2020 10:10 PM (L2ZTs)
Has his spelling improved?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 08, 2020 10:11 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: t-bird at July 08, 2020 10:05 PM (UMXod)
For context I think abductions count for like 250,000 of those, with like 80% of them being by family members, and the vast majority of *those* are recovered. The vast majority of the rest (of the 250,000) are by someone known to the child and most of them are recovered too. The small amount of stranger abductions are much less likely to return alive.
But all in all 99% of all children reported missing come home alive.
Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 10:11 PM (dPZ2a)
Posted by: Ben Had
"what a tangled web we weave, an in-flight salad to receive"
Posted by: McMiklos at July 08, 2020 10:12 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: The Ad Council
It's all good though, 'cuz the 10th kid ate the other nine.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 08, 2020 10:10 PM (L2ZTs)
And that little girl.....
Posted by: .... is the real governer of Georgia, dammit!!!!! at July 08, 2020 10:12 PM (6FeV1)
Update: Both the bird and Hogmartin are now stuck in the chimney. :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 08, 2020 10:08 PM (L2ZTs)
So what you're saying is he won't be needing his Harley anymore? Good to know.
*plans road trip to Michigan*
Posted by: Barrel it up at July 08, 2020 10:12 PM (fz0iQ)
Posted by: The Ad Council at July 08, 2020 10:09 PM (EgshT)
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Don't look at me like that.
*burrrrrrap*
Posted by: Sally Struthers at July 08, 2020 10:12 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: davidt at July 08, 2020 10:04 PM (l3+k2)
--The Scrunt Gang is in the House. (Holla!)
Kamala moistens Barbara Boxer's former seat.
(I actually don't think Kamala is unattractive looking, but no fucking way in hell I'd want to be Willie Brown's cave brother. Same goes for Kimberley Guilfoyle.)
Posted by: logprof at July 08, 2020 10:12 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Eromero at July 08, 2020 10:13 PM (XhWtx)
I don't care much fir the late afternoon post.
You don't like my comment, you can kiss my ash.
Posted by: Cicero
bet this comment gets willowed.
Posted by: O'Miklos at July 08, 2020 10:13 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 08, 2020 10:01 PM (bk3Sg)
The book made me cry. (Flowers for Algernon.)
Posted by: Flyover at July 08, 2020 10:09 PM (Rbu5d)
Loved the book. Not crazy about the movie. it was one of the few books assigned in my high school Lit classes that I actually read. I was a turrible student.
(Lord of the Flies I read cover to cover in one day. I never do that.)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, what likes stuff at July 08, 2020 10:13 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: The Ad Council at July 08, 2020 10:13 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 10:14 PM (dPZ2a)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 08, 2020 10:14 PM (L2ZTs)
(Lord of the Flies I read cover to cover in one day. I never do that.)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, what likes stuff at July 08, 2020 10:13 PM (x8Wzq)
Same here. Add Jack London to that list.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 08, 2020 10:14 PM (WvQcX)
Posted by: Eromero at July 08, 2020 10:13 PM (XhWtx)
...yeah. My parent's answer was "You had a gigantic dinner, now shut up and go to bed!", because they didn't want me to grow up to be a fatty with zero impulse control.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 08, 2020 10:15 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Eromero at July 08, 2020 10:13 PM (XhWtx)
One of them is the 15 year old in my basement. Kid weighs 130 wet, and is a bottomless pit.
Posted by: Barrel it up at July 08, 2020 10:15 PM (fz0iQ)
I don't care much fir the late afternoon post.
You don't like my comment, you can kiss my ash.
Posted by: Cicero
bet this comment gets willowed.
Posted by: O'Miklos at July 08, 2020 10:13 PM (QzkSJ)
spruce it up a bit, and yew can cedar results.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, what likes stuff at July 08, 2020 10:15 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: t-bird at July 08, 2020 10:05 PM (UMXod)
For context I think abductions count for like 250,000 of those, with like 80% of them being by family members, and the vast majority of *those* are recovered. The vast majority of the rest (of the 250,000) are by someone known to the child and most of them are recovered too. The small amount of stranger abductions are much less likely to return alive.
But all in all 99% of all children reported missing come home alive.
Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 10:11 PM (dPZ2a)
Big fucking deal.
150 million Americans have been killed by guns.
Posted by: Joe the Biden at July 08, 2020 10:16 PM (oZuI0)
I don't care much fir the late afternoon post.
You don't like my comment, you can kiss my ash.
Posted by: Cicero
bet this comment gets willowed.
Posted by: O'Miklos at July 08, 2020 10:13 PM (QzkSJ)
spruce it up a bit, and yew can cedar results.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, what likes stuff at July 08, 2020 10:15 PM (x8Wzq)
Even your dog would.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 08, 2020 10:16 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: runner at July 08, 2020 10:16 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 08, 2020 10:16 PM (WvQcX)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 08, 2020 10:16 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: The Nobel-Miklos Prize at July 08, 2020 10:17 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: runner at July 08, 2020 10:17 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 10:17 PM (dPZ2a)
Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 10:18 PM (dPZ2a)
After seeing the herds grazing in Walmart, maybe we should go for ten out of ten. I'm a little hungry right now. It's not going to kill me.
Posted by: t-bird at July 08, 2020 10:18 PM (lIIT7)
Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2020 10:18 PM (XTyi0)
Read that book in high school. Good book. I'm sure that's the source material for awakenings.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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For those of you above that read 'Flowers for Algernon', it has been banned.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 08, 2020 10:18 PM (WZ5i4)
Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 10:18 PM (dPZ2a)
Posted by: Miklos-Chance the Gardener at July 08, 2020 10:19 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Weasel at July 08, 2020 10:19 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 08, 2020 10:19 PM (G7JAn)
For those of you above that read 'Flowers for Algernon', it has been banned.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 08, 2020 10:18 PM (WZ5i4)
Seriously ??
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 08, 2020 10:19 PM (WvQcX)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, what likes stuff at July 08, 2020 10:13 PM (x8Wzq)
--Excellent book.
In eighth grade, I read Animal Farm straight after coming home after school. Still one of my favourite books of all time.
Posted by: logprof at July 08, 2020 10:19 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 08, 2020 10:19 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2020 10:20 PM (XTyi0)
Posted by: t-bird at July 08, 2020 10:18 PM (lIIT7)
Yet no one is too big for yoga pants. Apparently.
Posted by: Barrel it up at July 08, 2020 10:20 PM (fz0iQ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 08, 2020 10:20 PM (WZ5i4)
Posted by: Weasel at July 08, 2020 10:19 PM (MVjcR)
G'night, Weasel.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, what likes stuff at July 08, 2020 10:20 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Panhandler at July 08, 2020 10:20 PM (S/rwf)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 08, 2020 10:21 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: logprof at July 08, 2020 10:19 PM (oZuI0)
I read Upton Sinclair's The Jungle in three days back in grade school.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 08, 2020 10:21 PM (WvQcX)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 08, 2020 10:21 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 08, 2020 10:18 PM (WZ5i4)
b-cuz Retard, I presume.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, what likes stuff at July 08, 2020 10:21 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: t-bird at July 08, 2020 10:18 PM (lIIT7)
Yet no one is too big for yoga pants. Apparently.
Posted by: Barrel it up at July 08, 2020 10:20 PM (fz0iQ)
"What's all these little holey sleevy thingys in my new yoga pants for?"
"Tent poles."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 08, 2020 10:21 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
What hasn't?
We missed something?
Posted by: Miklosia the unsexy librarian at July 08, 2020 10:22 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 08, 2020 10:22 PM (G7JAn)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 08, 2020 10:23 PM (WD9ZA)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 08, 2020 10:23 PM (3SIUH)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 08, 2020 10:18 PM (WZ5i4)
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Just wait til they find out that To Kill A Mockingbird has a noose.
Posted by: Sally Struthers at July 08, 2020 10:23 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: t-bird at July 08, 2020 10:24 PM (lIIT7)
But then I had to un-re-lurk to tell you that.
Project management has never been my strong suit.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 08, 2020 10:24 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Barrel it up at July 08, 2020 10:20 PM (fz0iQ)
Anyone else up for some hot yoga?
Got my pants on, gonna get my yoga on, y'all hear?
Posted by: Hillary! at July 08, 2020 10:24 PM (oZuI0)
Seriously ??
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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Yup.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 08, 2020 10:20 PM (WZ5i4)
What for?!
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 08, 2020 10:24 PM (uc1j5)
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
*deadpan sad face*
Posted by: Buster, not Diane or Micheal Keaton at July 08, 2020 10:24 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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Yup.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 08, 2020 10:20 PM (WZ5i4)
You can still buy it on amazon.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 08, 2020 10:24 PM (WvQcX)
HI! Ben Had - I'm still trying to figure out the mesquite line. Good to see you, Oct is on the way!
Posted by: Panhandler at July 08, 2020 10:24 PM (S/rwf)
Posted by: Strokin' Uncle Joe Biden at July 08, 2020 10:25 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 08, 2020 10:25 PM (uc1j5)
Posted by: runner at July 08, 2020 10:25 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: WTP at July 08, 2020 10:25 PM (HA2LH)
Posted by: DooDad at July 08, 2020 10:26 PM (SnLSx)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 08, 2020 10:26 PM (WvQcX)
Posted by: runner at July 08, 2020 10:26 PM (zr5Kq)
$8.49 paperback, $8.99 for Kindle.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 08, 2020 10:21 PM (L2ZTs)
Some idiot at Pooky's grade school thought it would be a good idea to bring 3rd-5th graders to that play. It scarred him even *before* he got the brain damage.
Posted by: pookysgirl, trying to find her Miku Zippo at July 08, 2020 10:26 PM (XKZwp)
Mine does that sometimes.
Then I feel like an idiot waiting on him.
Sneaky shit.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 08, 2020 10:26 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Jeff Bezos, stroking a long haired white cat at July 08, 2020 10:27 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Strokin' Uncle Joe Biden at July 08, 2020 10:28 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Jordan61
It was the crack about Jeff Goldblum.
Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2020 10:28 PM (XTyi0)
https://tinyurl.com/y82bvy92
Fuck you Karen. Shove your mask up your ass.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 08, 2020 10:28 PM (3SIUH)
Posted by: Panhandler at July 08, 2020 10:28 PM (S/rwf)
Posted by: runner at July 08, 2020 10:26 PM (zr5Kq
Maybe they are trying to figure out how to stop the SF guys from pulling the same shit they did at the Federalist.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 08, 2020 10:28 PM (WvQcX)
Posted by: Miklos X at July 08, 2020 10:28 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 08, 2020 10:28 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 08, 2020 10:28 PM (ransv)
Posted by: runner at July 08, 2020 10:25 PM (zr5Kq)
Which is why I have a whole room full of books. Real books.
I hate reading stuff on the computer. Hell, I have a hard time slogging through ya'll's posts here.
/JK. I luv you guys.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, what likes stuff at July 08, 2020 10:29 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: t-bird at July 08, 2020 10:29 PM (KfC1e)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 08, 2020 10:29 PM (pNxlR)
[cues 50's travelogue ending]
And now, we must say goodbye to our new found friends, as we sail off into the ONT
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 08, 2020 10:30 PM (cGzEU)
Posted by: An Observation at July 08, 2020 10:35 PM (3KVGS)
Posted by: Fritz at July 08, 2020 11:02 PM (95j/9)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at July 08, 2020 10:07 PM (IYHxL)
I have no idea what he's talking about.
I did write a book in 2016 for my personal self, not for publishing. 156,000 words. It was therapeutic.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 11:33 PM (rCwaK)
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The new phone book?
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@ResitsTrump
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This is what happens when you will not fight for anything but markets and muh freedums.
Because corporations are your side and you are free to do anything the left gives you permission to do. MAGA
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