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The Morning Rant
The forces of illiberalism are gaining strength throughout the world and have a powerful ally in Donald Trump, who represents a real threat to democracy.So the signers of this letter want us to believe that the SJW howling mobs that are getting (mostly conservative voices) silenced and deplatformed from social media, and in some cases causing them to lose their employment are being led or inspired by Donald Trump. There are literally no facts whatsoever to support this assertion, nor is it admitted that cancel culture has been going on longer than Trump has been if office. Just as every Nazi meeting or conservation had to begin and end with Heil Hitler, and every communication from Islamic terrorists has to have 'Death to America' or 'Death to Israel' in it, so, too, does every article written by a liberal have to contain a ritualistic condemnation and renouncing of Donald Trump and all of his works. It's like they're signaling to all of their buds that they're in the club.
But resistance must not be allowed to harden into its own brand of dogma or coercion—which right-wing demagogues are already exploiting.So, in other words, the real problem with cancel culture is that conservatives are pouncing on it. And who are these "right-wing demagogues" who are "exploiting" the situation, which I guess means making the left look bad by pointing out their crimes? The open letter doesn't say.
The democratic inclusion we want can be achieved only if we speak out against the intolerant climate that has set in on all sides."All sides." Because the recent spate of rioting and vandalizing/destruction of statues was a bipartisan effort. Definitely. You ever notice that when the left wants to call out the right for doing something bad, they say 'the right is doing something bad', but when the left is caught doing something obviously bad, they claim it's 'all sides' who are doing it? Even when it's manifestly untrue? In fact, you can take this to the bank: when the left says that 'both sides' or 'all sides' are to blame for something, that's a tacit admission that they've screwed up, they know they've screwed up, and they're trying to hide the fact that they've screwed up. But, I digress. The open letter continues:
The free exchange of information and ideas, the lifeblood of a liberal society, is daily becoming more constricted. While we have come to expect this on the radical right, censoriousness is also spreading more widely in our culture: an intolerance of opposing views, a vogue for public shaming and ostracism, and the tendency to dissolve complex policy issues in a blinding moral certainty.So cancel culture is "expected" from the "radical right", only the open letter provides no examples nor even bother telling their readers who on the "radical right" is actually doing it. Only that it is "spreading widely in our culture."
But it is now all too common to hear calls for swift and severe retribution in response to perceived transgressions of speech and thought. More troubling still, institutional leaders, in a spirit of panicked damage control, are delivering hasty and disproportionate punishments instead of considered reforms. Editors are fired for running controversial pieces; books are withdrawn for alleged inauthenticity; journalists are barred from writing on certain topics; professors are investigated for quoting works of literature in class; a researcher is fired for circulating a peer-reviewed academic study; and the heads of organizations are ousted for what are sometimes just clumsy mistakes.And this would've have been the perfect time to admit, "yeah, you know, cancel culture is pretty much a left-wing phenomenon and we need to knock that sh*t off", but they don't. They just make a sudden shift into the passive voice ("mistakes were made") to describe what has been happening. "Editors are fired for running controversial pieces." Why? Who fired them, and why were their pieces 'controversial'? They don't say. "Books are withdrawn for alleged inauthenticity". Who decided to withdraw the books and what does 'inauthentic' mean and why were the books considered as such? Again, they don't say. They also didn't say that the publishing world is close to being a 100% left-wing operation as you can get, so if anybody got fired or had their books withdrawn or forbidden to write on certain topics, the person who did the firing and withdrawing and forbidding was undoubtedly a lefty. Not a conservative. Not a "right-wing demagogue." And certainly not Donald Trump. In this open letter, the left never gets mentioned as doing anything worthy of condemnation at all. Not once. It's like the signers are a bunch of cowards who are afraid to call out their own BFFs.
As writers we need a culture that leaves us room for experimentation, risk taking, and even mistakes. We need to preserve the possibility of good-faith disagreement without dire professional consequences. If we won’t defend the very thing on which our work depends, we shouldn’t expect the public or the state to defend it for us.Aren't you guys a bit late with this? I mean, seriously, conservatives have been blackballed, black-listed, censored, and cancelled from mainstream brick-and-mortar publishing houses for decades and not a peep from any of you. And no, it wasn't from Donald Trump or "the radical right", it was you guys who either participated in the cancelling or silently cheered from the sidelines. And please don't tell us you didn't know. Conservatives have been complaining about this for years, but you turned your back and ignored them. The *only reason* you signed this letter is that cancel culture is now eating you. The rough beast you've birthed and nursed and fed in your bosom is now turning around and devouring you. And to this I say: Fan-f*cking-tastic. No-one deserves it more than you sorry collection of sanctimonious hacks. Margaret Atwood? Screw you. David Brooks? EABOD. Noam Chomsky? Up yours. David Frum? Eat poo. Todd Gitlin, Steven Pinker, J.K. Rowling, Salman Rushdie, Matthew Yglesias and the rest of you who signed this craven plea to be eaten last? You can all just eff right off.
Look What Just Came In This Morning:
Oh goody, it looks like we're going to be seeing some blue-on-blue bum fighting before the day is out.Dozens of journalists and people in academia and publishing have signed a lengthy response to the Harper’s letter. The response will be released this morning.
— Max Tani (@maxwelltani) July 10, 2020
Comedy Is Problematic:
This completely sums up current #woke #comedy. Remember comedy is a #weapon that’s why the left rear it so much. pic.twitter.com/dpBJ6iTBtv
— RedDog71 (@RedDog71Media) July 8, 2020
Marvel In 2025:
This is brilliant.
— RedDog71 (@RedDog71Media) July 6, 2020
Can’t wait for the next episode 😂@antifa_public pic.twitter.com/bswieuND0l
It Would Be Awesome To Combine This With The Israeli Stinkywater:
Why You Should Vote Democrat in 2020:
“This time we mean it.” pic.twitter.com/ie5BV0g7dM
— Conservative Momma (@conmomma) June 25, 2020
Not the Babylon Bee:
Opinion: What the white supremacist roots of biological sex reveal about transphobic feminism https://t.co/rLQ9SLn5Kl
— The Independent (@Independent) June 10, 2020
Who Dis:
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For the 'Ettes:
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Monday's Who Dis: Italian hottie Gina Lollobrigida was also a sculptor and phototographer (she had a collection of her work published in 1973) teamed up with Bernard Schwartz, AKA Tony Curtis for the 1956 film Trapeze.
Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Pineberries:
Pineberries which look like a white strawberry but taste like a pineapple. pic.twitter.com/zl5c7MZNHq
— Land of Food (@landoffacts) July 9, 2020
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 10, 2020 11:14 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: First! at July 10, 2020 11:14 AM (emkge)
Posted by: Baron Munchausen at July 10, 2020 11:15 AM (emkge)
Posted by: RKinRoanoke at July 10, 2020 11:15 AM (KopDd)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 10, 2020 11:15 AM (k/TB6)
Posted by: JT at July 10, 2020 11:16 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: RKinRoanoke at July 10, 2020 11:16 AM (KopDd)
Posted by: Beltway Elite at July 10, 2020 11:17 AM (b6kHD)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2020 11:18 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 10, 2020 11:18 AM (kMXcT)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at July 10, 2020 11:18 AM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 10, 2020 11:18 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2020 11:18 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 10, 2020 11:14 AM (rpbg1)
oh you're quick! I was trying to remember what TV show they were in.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2020 11:19 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 10, 2020 11:19 AM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Beltway Elite
What wood doesn't float?
Natalie.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2020 11:19 AM (QFqpA)
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 10, 2020 11:18 AM (kMXcT)
Right? It reads like it came from an automated 'woke' language phrase generator.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 10, 2020 11:19 AM (9ioAf)
Pop the corn, blue eating blue is gonna be lit.
oh, and the blue dye spraying to later identify looters and rioters is fucking brilliant. use MAGA red though. really piss them off.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 10, 2020 11:19 AM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at July 10, 2020 11:18 AM (xPJvm)
He made a good #2.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2020 11:19 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Poster X at July 10, 2020 11:20 AM (SZQ/O)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 10, 2020 11:20 AM (TOyHQ)
Wagner was a better actor than he was given credit for. He played the sociopathic murderer in the original A Kiss Before Dying, and was very effective. But his signature role really is Alexander Mundy from It Takes a Thief. I think pics 2 and 3 are from that time period.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 10, 2020 11:20 AM (rpbg1)
This will be fun.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2020 11:20 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 10, 2020 11:19 AM (W2Pud)
LOL
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 10, 2020 11:20 AM (kMXcT)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2020 11:19 AM (Kpl3J)
Best we could do is rabid Sea Bass
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 10, 2020 11:20 AM (k/TB6)
Posted by: JT at July 10, 2020 11:20 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 10, 2020 11:14 AM (rpbg1)
You are correct with the trifecta, sir!
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 10, 2020 11:21 AM (9ioAf)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2020 11:21 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Beltway Elite
What wood doesn't float?
Natalie.
Posted by: rickb223
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Neither did Carol Wayne apparently.
Which seems like a physical impossibility but, oh well.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 10, 2020 11:21 AM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 10, 2020 11:21 AM (oVJmc)
And while I am not a huge fan of beans, i will buy some Goya
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 10, 2020 11:21 AM (85Gof)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ya7rk9rs
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2020 11:21 AM (IFG8u)
Posted by: nurse ratched
Seconded !
Posted by: JT at July 10, 2020 11:21 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 10, 2020 11:22 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 10, 2020 11:22 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Eli Cash at July 10, 2020 11:22 AM (67sg6)
Steph Powers and Robert Wagner.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2020 11:22 AM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Poster X at July 10, 2020 11:22 AM (SZQ/O)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 10, 2020 11:19 AM (W2Pud)
LOL
Posted by: Jordan61
MAGA Red and skunk scent.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2020 11:23 AM (QFqpA)
Communist. Avowed.
Fuck that guy.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 10, 2020 11:23 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Allie at July 10, 2020 11:23 AM (vmRc0)
Which seems like a physical impossibility but, oh well.
Posted by: Tonypete
Her husband's first wife died the same way !
Posted by: JT at July 10, 2020 11:23 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
I'm surprised NCIS didn't work the #3 picture into the show some way. That could easily be Tony Dinozzo's dad in his younger years.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2020 11:23 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: blaster at July 10, 2020 11:23 AM (Ieq1i)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2020 11:23 AM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at July 10, 2020 11:23 AM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 10, 2020 11:23 AM (kA3Cp)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 10, 2020 11:24 AM (bPH26)
The man is Robert Wagner. If you've never read his memoir about his Hollywood days, You Must Remember This, I recommend it. He also did a sequel, whose name I forget, about the female co-stars he worked with. Obviously, it didn't make a mark on me.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 10, 2020 11:24 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 10, 2020 11:24 AM (JgrP5)
You know, many years ago now, I was in Costa Rica, and got some fruit from a roadside stand. Was told they were called "water apples". They were red/pink, smooth skinned, with white or pink flesh inside, and tiny seeds. A burst of flavor almost like eating perfume. Anybody here know what they might be, botanically?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 10, 2020 11:24 AM (PZQK5)
Posted by: blaster
Yeah. Goya does way more than just beans.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2020 11:24 AM (QFqpA)
Posted by: JT
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*in Johnny Carson's voice*
I did not know that!!
Posted by: Tonypete at July 10, 2020 11:24 AM (Rvt88)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 10, 2020 11:19 AM (W2Pud)
LOL
Posted by: Jordan61
MAGA Red and skunk scent.
Posted by: rickb223
One reason I always keep dye and a bag of balloons handy. I remember the 60's!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2020 11:25 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Captains don't fart !
Posted by: JT at July 10, 2020 11:25 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 10, 2020 11:25 AM (JgrP5)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 10, 2020 11:25 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 10, 2020 11:25 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2020 11:25 AM (mht8P)
I will not lose my love of America. I will not be angry and sullen and hate my fellow man. I will agree to disagree and not participate in their bullshit. I will not sink to their level.
I will vote. And I will volunteer to help monitor the vote.
Not today, Satan. Not today.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 10, 2020 11:26 AM (W2Pud)
He's always been the most upbeat old fellow you could ever meet. He's extremely depressed. Since March, he's been confined to his little room for all his meals, hasn't seen another human being outside the staff, and can't even sit on the big porch outside to get fresh air. I thought he was going to cry. "I feel like I'm in jail. I'm so lonely."
I'm in tears for him and have no words.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2020 11:26 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 10, 2020 11:24 AM (PZQK5)
No. But eating perfume sounds...unpleasant.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 10, 2020 11:26 AM (kMXcT)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2020 11:26 AM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Eli Cash at July 10, 2020 11:22 AM (67sg6)
People like that NEED to be taken over by the Muzzies and forced to live under Sh'aria. Maybe the survivors would appreciate what they used to have.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2020 11:26 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2020 11:24 AM (QFqpA)
Including the evil that is Kola Champagne.
Posted by: Allie at July 10, 2020 11:27 AM (vmRc0)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 10, 2020 11:27 AM (pxPu3)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2020 11:22 AM (s2VJv)
Yes, but it's 'Stef' as in 'Stefanie'.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 10, 2020 11:27 AM (9ioAf)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 10, 2020 11:24 AM (PZQK5)
No. But eating perfume sounds...unpleasant.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 10, 2020 11:26 AM (kMXcT)
If I wanted to eat whale vomit, I'd French kiss Jerry Nadler.
Actually, they should slice him up an make "Schlemiel No. 5."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2020 11:27 AM (s2VJv)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2020 11:22 AM (s2VJv)
Yes, but it's 'Stef' as in 'Stefanie'.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 10, 2020 11:27 AM (9ioAf)
I am NOT amused...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2020 11:27 AM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 10, 2020 11:24 AM (2JVJo)
Yes.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 10, 2020 11:27 AM (9ioAf)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Purchasing a Charger for my Zooey Deschanel Fembot at July 10, 2020 11:27 AM (+dsLj)
I liked her in "Girl from UNCLE."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2020 11:28 AM (s2VJv)
Glad they're putting their names out there, frankly.
makes things easier.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 10, 2020 11:28 AM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 10, 2020 11:28 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Eli Cash at July 10, 2020 11:22 AM (67sg6)
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Oh no. Not buried.
Posted by: Vultures at July 10, 2020 11:28 AM (4zyav)
Posted by: RKinRoanoke at July 10, 2020 11:28 AM (KopDd)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 10, 2020 11:28 AM (Rvt88)
I'm in tears for him and have no words.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Prayers out for him Jane.
My M-N-L (97) is in the same boat. She is really depressed. Its friggin' insane what thy are doing.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2020 11:28 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 10, 2020 11:29 AM (JgrP5)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Captains don't fart !
Posted by: JT
Then Toni Tennille does!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2020 11:29 AM (QFqpA)
Fail.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 10, 2020 11:29 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Eli Cash at July 10, 2020 11:22 AM (67sg6)
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Oh no. Not buried.
Posted by: Vultures at July 10, 2020 11:28 AM (4zyav)
"Buzzard's gotta eat, same as worms."
- - J. Wales.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2020 11:29 AM (s2VJv)
looters and rioters is fucking brilliant. use MAGA red though. really
piss them off.
Posted by: nurse ratched
Seconded !
Posted by: JT at July 10, 2020 11:21 AM (arJlL)
Save the water, save the planet.......use bullets.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 10, 2020 11:29 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: blaster at July 10, 2020 11:29 AM (Ieq1i)
I'm in tears for him and have no words.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2020 11:26 AM (ptqGC)
We know a number of elderly people in these assisted living facilities. They're like prisons now.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 10, 2020 11:29 AM (9ioAf)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 10, 2020 11:30 AM (JgrP5)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2020 11:27 AM (s2VJv)
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COB Throwdown!
*pops popcorn....checks time...makes coffee instead*
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 10, 2020 11:30 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: fly at July 10, 2020 11:30 AM (2M/TV)
I'm in tears for him and have no words.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2020 11:26 AM (ptqGC)
Tell him to get a BLM shirt and say he's going to a riot..then pick him up for dinner, or break him out.
But seriously, this seems like imprisonment. I thought FL was sort of normal.
Posted by: CN at July 10, 2020 11:30 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 10, 2020 11:28 AM (rpbg1)
He was okay in "The War Lover." Except for the toy parachute on fire, the flying sequences with the B-17's are outstanding. The girl was cute but could not act her way out of a wet paper bag.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2020 11:31 AM (s2VJv)
Pissed me off - I was doing a search inside Twitter yesterday, and the number one "news" story was that "people" were boycotting Goya because of the CEO's support of Trump.
Deliberate incitement for a left-wing boycott.
Burn Twitter to the ground.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 10, 2020 11:31 AM (I2/tG)
get him discharged and have him live with you.
you can still get a visiting nurse service to help.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 10, 2020 11:31 AM (W2Pud)
Who have the right forced out of their job?
Who have the right physically assaulted?
Who have the right looted?
Who have the right burned out of their neighborhoods?
Who have the right physically blocked from their intended path?
Who have the right tossed sticks/bricks/rocks/Molotov cocktails toward?
Who have the right censored?
Who have the right prohibited from publishing?
Who have the right canceled; who have the right purged?
Names. Give us the names. You've made the charge; give us the names.
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at July 10, 2020 11:31 AM (17+9D)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 10, 202
*
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According to RW, Joan Crawford seduced him in her pool when he was about 19. She was not young at that point -- "cougar" would have been a graceful way to say it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 10, 2020 11:31 AM (rpbg1)
You know, many years ago now, I was in Costa Rica, and got some fruit from a roadside stand. Was told they were called "water apples". They were red/pink, smooth skinned, with white or pink flesh inside, and tiny seeds. A burst of flavor almost like eating perfume. Anybody here know what they might be, botanically?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 10, 2020 11:24 AM (PZQK5)
Guavas. You can OD on the sweet.
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 10, 2020 11:31 AM (AiZBA)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 10, 2020 11:30 AM (JgrP5)
I need litmus paper, some hydrochloric acid and Kim Kardashian to drop her pants.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2020 11:31 AM (s2VJv)
They used it until it had accomplished their goals, then it was disarmed so it couldn't be used against them. Though, let's be frank, the odds of that were low anyway. How many famous Conservative comedians are there? One? Two? How many comedians are even WILLING to make jokes targeting the left? Not much more.
So spare me any tears for comedy.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 10, 2020 11:31 AM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2020 11:23 AM (s2VJv)
Fvcking commie scum.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 10, 2020 11:31 AM (dLLD6)
COB Throwdown!
*pops popcorn....checks time...makes coffee instead*
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
Naaa...it's Friday!!!
Pops first beer.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2020 11:32 AM (axyOa)
If they had actual positions, they'd make a simple statement about the value of free speech, free expression and open debate. They didn't. This is tremendously cynical. It also won't work. These intellectuals - like all professional intellectuals before them - thought they would end up running the monster they were helping to create. They now fear that this might be true and are begging for their lives, but cannot bring themselves to adjust their beliefs. They still want it. They just want it to benefit themselves.
Fuck them. Sideways. Raw. With no lube.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 10, 2020 11:32 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at July 10, 2020 11:31 AM (17+9D)
the answer:
YOU'RE RAYCISS!!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2020 11:32 AM (Kpl3J)
According to RW, Joan Crawford seduced him in her pool when he was about 19. She was not young at that point -- "cougar" would have been a graceful way to say it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 10, 2020 11:31 AM (rpbg1)
"Been there, done that.
- - Norma Shearer, Bob Evans
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2020 11:32 AM (s2VJv)
Posted by: pep at July 10, 2020 11:32 AM (v16oJ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Captains don't fart !
Posted by: JT
No. They call in the senior master chief and he declares that he himself farted to keep the Captain from embarrassment.
Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at July 10, 2020 11:32 AM (VcFUs)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2020 11:23 AM (s2VJv)
Fvcking commie scum.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 10, 2020 11:31 AM (dLLD6)
REALLY?! No idea.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2020 11:32 AM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2020 11:33 AM (ptqGC)
when I had a similiar surgery, I took care of two little boys, a husband, a BIL with aspergers and three cats.
non weight bearing for 8 weeks.
you can do it if you want to.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 10, 2020 11:33 AM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 10, 2020 11:26 AM (kMXcT)
Well, what I meant is that the fruit flavor had a strong component that registers in the nose. They were really, really good.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 10, 2020 11:33 AM (PZQK5)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ya7rk9rs
Posted by: Anna Puma
Great picture.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 10, 2020 11:33 AM (+y/Ru)
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I dunno, I think it would kinda be poetic justice for all these SJW's to get a taste of their own rancid medicine.
They have no problem judging 18th century people by 21st century moral standards, as in "how dare they have owned slaves at a time when it was legal to do so and slavery had been an accepted practice for thousands of years, all over the world? It really was short-sighted of those people not to have been able to look hundreds of years into the future and realize that that behavior would one day look bad."
Since they're willing to judge past generations by moral and legal standards that didn't even exist during their lifetimes, it's only fair that they get judged the same way.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 10, 2020 11:34 AM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2020 11:33 AM (ptqGC)
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What's going on with your ankle? Is this the one you broke a while ago? Did it not heal properly?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 10, 2020 11:34 AM (WEBkv)
Pineapple is the Kaboom of fruit. That and raisins.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2020 11:25 AM (mht8P)
I love pineapple.
You know what's great? Pineapple and Pepsi. I know it sounds weird, but I kid you not. I eat a couple of chunks of pineapple, then take a swig of Pepsi. I don't know what it is, but the pineapple really enhances and intensifies the taste of the Pepsi. Beats me how that happens, but there you are.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 10, 2020 11:34 AM (9ioAf)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 10, 2020 11:30 AM (JgrP5)
I need litmus paper, some hydrochloric acid and Kim Kardashian to drop her pants.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Me: What does that have to do with anything?
JJ: Nothing. I just wanted to see if she'd do it.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2020 11:34 AM (QFqpA)
"I feel like I'm in jail. I'm so lonely."
I'm in tears for him and have no words.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2020 11:26 AM (ptqGC)
*adopts Karen voice*
At least he's safe!
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Seriously, what this is doing to our sense of family and community is tragic. If I wore a tin-foil hat, I'd say it was deliberate. No weddings, no funerals, can't be with your loved ones to comfort or say goodbye. I get enraged at what they're doing to us.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2020 11:34 AM (mht8P)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2020 11:34 AM (ptqGC)
According to my best friend who works there, one of the largest PC companies in the world moved forward with sales events with the word "black" in it and promoting it on social media.
Employees were complaining that it was racially insensitive and inefficiently woke.
Funny thing, everyone who complained were pasty white soygots. Not a single black employee complained.
Company's response was to tell them to fucking grow up pussy faggot shit for brains or go look for another job if they don't like how the company does things.
Pussyfaggot employees shit their pants and shriek like the the pathetic little bitch tits they are.
Company makes fortune off sales events.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Purchasing a Charger for my Zooey Deschanel Fembot at July 10, 2020 11:34 AM (+dsLj)
Then Toni Tennille does!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2020 11:29 AM (QFqpA)
Do that to me no more times...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2020 11:35 AM (s2VJv)
I long ago gave expecting anyone proclaimed (particularly self-proclaimed) a "public intellectual" to be anything other than either intellectually lazy, or more likely, intellectually dishonest.
Posted by: Bert G at July 10, 2020 11:35 AM (OMsf+)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2020 11:35 AM (mht8P)
I loathe Robert Wagner. He was awful in NCIS.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at July 10, 2020 11:18 AM (xPJvm)
So you're saying he's Number Two on your list??
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 10, 2020 11:35 AM (EGyGV)
Posted by: Poster X at July 10, 2020 11:35 AM (SZQ/O)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 10, 2020 11:28 AM (rpbg1)
He was okay in "The War Lover." Except for the toy parachute on fire, the flying sequences with the B-17's are outstanding. The girl was cute but could not act her way out of a wet paper bag.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2020
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I tried to read that in high school and lost interest early. Maybe I'd like it now. The movie, I've never seen.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 10, 2020 11:36 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2020 11:36 AM (Kpl3J)
No. Silence. And so it will be again.
Bah. This makes me angry. At my side.
Posted by: abbynormal at July 10, 2020 11:36 AM (I849g)
I bet she's hawt.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2020 11:36 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 10, 2020 11:34 AM (k4dH2)
Right? I only wish I was going to be around to see the expressions on today's woke SJWs when they're led off to the guillotine by an even 'woker' mob.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 10, 2020 11:36 AM (9ioAf)
"I feel like I'm in jail. I'm so lonely."
I'm in tears for him and have no words.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2020 11:26 AM (ptqGC)
*adopts Karen voice*
At least he's safe!
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Seriously, what this is doing to our sense of family and community is tragic. If I wore a tin-foil hat, I'd say it was deliberate. No weddings, no funerals, can't be with your loved ones to comfort or say goodbye. I get enraged at what they're doing to us.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2020 11:34 AM (mht8P)
Jah. This is so big and happened so fast with so little pushback.
There is a Power at work here.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 10, 2020 11:37 AM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Oh, it's deliberate.
Look at the list of stuff you can't do.
Then look at the list of what BLM an pantyfa can do.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2020 11:37 AM (QFqpA)
Stephanie Powers and Robert Wagner. Hart to Hart is shown on one of the nostalgia TV channels fairly regularly.
Posted by: Beltway Elite
It's on FeTV every day.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 10, 2020 11:37 AM (aKsyK)
could ever meet. He's extremely depressed. Since March, he's been
confined to his little room for all his meals, hasn't seen another human
being outside the staff, and can't even sit on the big porch outside to
get fresh air. I thought he was going to cry. "I feel like I'm in
jail. I'm so lonely."
I'm in tears for him and have no words.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
I'm getting a similar vibe from my Dad, but he's also really happy that his facility hasn't had a case of Covid, which none of the others locally can say.
It does make you think about the people in SuperMax, though. Isolation drives humans insane. They aren't built for it. Not that I care about someone in SuperMax. If you're there, you deserve it.
Posted by: pep at July 10, 2020 11:37 AM (v16oJ)
Posted by: Poster X at July 10, 2020 11:35 AM (SZQ/O)
It's kind of amusing that the Left says that the entire government of Mexico isn't Hispanic.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2020 11:37 AM (Kpl3J)
https://youtu.be/SWdH0E2uHTQ
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2020 11:38 AM (IFG8u)
Still laughing at the mask controversy. Last night I went to the local grocery store, they are fine with my very loose bandana; but I really contemplated taking a cane with me as a kind of explanation for loose masking. My hair is white so no stretch for excuses and not being 'rude' to other people.
Posted by: mustbequantum at July 10, 2020 11:38 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 10, 2020 11:38 AM (JKNZq)
Posted by: m at July 10, 2020 11:38 AM (49Naq)
Posted by: dingbat at July 10, 2020 11:39 AM (PMMrm)
Heh yep. Ever been to Guadalajara? The upper middle class areas could easily pass for Sweden, lol.
Posted by: Poster X at July 10, 2020 11:39 AM (SZQ/O)
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 10, 2020 11:31 AM (AiZBA)
Looked up guavas. Not much resemblance. Might be an unusual variety. Might.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 10, 2020 11:39 AM (PZQK5)
Posted by: Bert G at July 10, 2020 11:35 AM (OMsf+)
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Ayn Rand really understood the public intellectual, as did Paul Johnson. Johnson wrote an entire book - a book well worth reading, by the way - about them. Rand, though, did her tirade about it in the form of one her many long-winded character soliloquies, but hit the nail on the head:
"They won't, your kind of intellectuals are the first to scream when it's safe--and the first to shut their traps at the first sign of danger. They spend years spitting at the man who feeds them--and they lick the hand of the man who slaps their drooling faces. Didn't they deliver every country of Europe, one after another, to committees of goons, just like this one here? Didn't they scream their heads off to shut out every burglar alarm and to break every padlock open for the goons? Have you heard a peep out of them since? Didn't they scream that they were the friends of labor? Do you hear them raising their voices about the chain gangs, the slave camps, the fourteen-hour workday and the mortality from scurvy in the People's States of Europe? No, but you do hear them telling the whip-beaten wretches that starvation is prosperity, that slavery is freedom, that torture chambers are brother-love and that if the wretches don't understand it, then it's their own fault that they suffer, and it's the mangled corpses in the jail cellars who're to blame for all their troubles, not the benevolent leaders! Intellectuals? You might have to worry about any other breed of men, but not about the modern intellectuals: they'll swallow anything.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 10, 2020 11:39 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2020 11:32 AM (s2VJv)
I think he was one of the founders of SAG. And he was named as a party member in HUAC testimony.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 10, 2020 11:40 AM (dLLD6)
I think he was right. This actually is the most important election ever.
Here's what will happen if Biden wins:
1. Abolish filibuster
2. Amnesty for 22M+
3. Anything they want for at least a generation
Posted by: MJ at July 10, 2020 11:40 AM (gAMkn)
Is it just me but does anyone else wonder what the 'ette in the center
of the gorilla picture, with the sun glasses pulled up, looks like?
I bet she's hawt.
Posted by: Diogenes
Imagination is the most powerful aphrodisiac.
Posted by: pep at July 10, 2020 11:40 AM (v16oJ)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 10, 2020 11:40 AM (4g0/P)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
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They have other stuff besides beans (although their chick pea/garbanzo beans are really good for making hummus).
I like their Maria cookies and their plantain chips.
Posted by: Venus at July 10, 2020 11:40 AM (iYXhj)
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You know who else was in The War Lover? Michael Crawford of Phantom of the Opera.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 10, 2020 11:40 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Tom Servo
So Hispanics are only lettuce pickers?
That's kinda rayciss.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2020 11:40 AM (QFqpA)
Posted by: Poster X at July 10, 2020 11:35 AM (SZQ/O)
They put Spanish olives in nice glass jars, but they lock up black olives in metal cans!
Posted by: josephistan at July 10, 2020 11:40 AM (Izzlo)
Pussyfaggot employees shit their pants and shriek like the the pathetic little bitch tits they are.
Company makes fortune off sales events.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Purchasing a Charger for my Zooey Deschanel Fembot at July 10, 2020
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Please tell us which company this is!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 10, 2020 11:40 AM (rpbg1)
If you're there, you deserve it.
Posted by: pep at July 10, 2020 11:37 AM (v16oJ)
Anyone in prison had to work hard to get there.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2020 11:40 AM (mht8P)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2020 11:25 AM (mht8P)
Raisins > dead flies.....but be careful.
Posted by: BignJames at July 10, 2020 11:41 AM (X/Pw5)
With the new Security Law people are just displaying blank signs and now they are even banning that. GET OUT OF HONG KONG and I really do pray for them.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 10, 2020 11:42 AM (7TIRM)
Posted by: BignJames at July 10, 2020 11:41 AM (X/Pw5)
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Raisins > roaches...but be careful.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 10, 2020 11:43 AM (sGotD)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 10, 2020 11:37 AM (aKsyK)
What's FeTV? Is that like MeTV, only with more iron?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 10, 2020 11:43 AM (9ioAf)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
I liked the book much more than the movie.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 10, 2020 11:43 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Poster X at July 10, 2020 11:43 AM (SZQ/O)
I bet she's hawt.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2020 11:36 AM (axyOa)
I bet she looks like this:
https://tinyurl.com/ya57xlqr
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2020 11:43 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 10, 2020 11:40 AM (4g0/P)
Die trying
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 10, 2020 11:43 AM (ifmtJ)
of the gorilla picture, with the sun glasses pulled up, looks like?
I bet she's hawt.
Posted by: Diogenes
Imagination is the most powerful aphrodisiac.
Posted by: pep
Reality is the biggest letdown.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2020 11:43 AM (QFqpA)
Here's what will happen if Biden wins:
1. Abolish filibuster
2. Amnesty for 22M+
3. Anything they want for at least a generation
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Not to mention control over redistricting due to census.
But wine moms will vote Biden because Trump said pussy.
Has giving the women the right to vote worked out fantastically for us or what?
Posted by: Two Weeks From Purchasing a Charger for my Zooey Deschanel Fembot at July 10, 2020 11:44 AM (+dsLj)
Then Toni Tennille does!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2020 11:29 AM (QFqpA)
Do that to me no more times...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
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Damn it. Now I have Grand Funk Railroad going in my head with "I'm Your Captain"
Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2020 11:44 AM (axyOa)
This "brave" letter about Cancel culture never mentions:
-- Social media speech police
-- Media and their allies who lead the mob to doxx and cancel people, such as CNN's Oliver Darcy
Cancel culture would not be half as bad, maybe not even possible, without social media doing the actual deboosting, shadowbanning and cancellation of accounts.
They are either cowards for not calling out social media complicity (please don't suspend MY account!) OR they are fine with it, because it suits their need to police "hate speech" and "fake news".
Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2020 11:44 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: m at July 10, 2020 11:38 AM (49Naq)
That's a great comparison.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 10, 2020 11:44 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Poster X at July 10, 2020 11:43 AM (SZQ/O)
Oh FFS.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 10, 2020 11:44 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 10, 2020 11:44 AM (+y/Ru)
What company, so I can buy something from them?
Posted by: Vanya at July 10, 2020 11:44 AM (BAsqb)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 10, 2020 11:44 AM (rpbg1)
Houston Dem mayor cancelled the TX GOP Convention. And Jacksonville Democrats are suing to cancel the RNC convention.
Posted by: Poster X at July 10, 2020 11:43 AM (SZQ/O)
The DNC is probably praying someone cancels their convention.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2020 11:44 AM (mht8P)
Posted by: dingbat at July 10, 2020 11:39 AM (PMMrm)
I have labelled pics 'busty' when I felt it was warranted.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 10, 2020 11:44 AM (9ioAf)
Answer: Petrified wood and NatalieWoods
Yes, we all know where I'm going in the afterlife :-)
But I don't give a sh!t.
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at July 10, 2020 11:44 AM (DV/hr)
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It rhymes with Younovo.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Purchasing a Charger for my Zooey Deschanel Fembot at July 10, 2020 11:45 AM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy
Homicide. Never suicide.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2020 11:45 AM (QFqpA)
Stefanie Powers and Robert Wagner -- Hart to hart!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 10, 2020 11:14 AM (rpbg1)
Damn, right off the bat. Nobody else had a chance.
As for the liberal being asshoes that is their normal configuration.
Posted by: Vic at July 10, 2020 11:45 AM (mpXpK)
Heh yep. Ever been to Guadalajara? The upper middle class areas could easily pass for Sweden, lol.
Posted by: Poster X at July 10, 2020 11:39 AM (SZQ/O)
Oh no, that won't do.
Posted by: Steely Dan at July 10, 2020 11:45 AM (Izzlo)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 10, 2020 11:45 AM (TZi47)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 10, 2020 11:45 AM (TOyHQ)
travel
leave this country
I look at it like, my grandparents had to leave the country they loved because of Mussolini and Fascism. If Fascism gets worse here, definitely a possibility, I will leave also.
It sucks but it's always an option, and probably a better one than you think! We are like the Soviets now, we have a very distorted view of what life is like in other countries. I will tell you Italians in Italy are more free than Americans now. They have shitty healtcare tho! But we'll catch up there soon.
Posted by: BlackOrchidOfPrivilege at July 10, 2020 11:45 AM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 10, 2020 11:45 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 10, 2020 11:46 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at July 10, 2020 11:46 AM (xPJvm)
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Puerto Rico is a claimed 'Spanish Territory' and residents have dual US Spanish citizenship. Goya founders came from Puerto Rico to US.
Mexican and Puerto Rican gangs have been a staple of growing up in the Midwest. I think the Castro family is nominally Mexican (hyphen) American. Lots of rivalries.
Posted by: mustbequantum at July 10, 2020 11:46 AM (MIKMs)
If you want something 'different' to build as a model project, there is always Super Fumina from Gundam Build Fighters Try.
https://youtu.be/SWdH0E2uHTQ
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2020 11:38 AM (IFG8u)
I prefer the Master Grade Dynames myself...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TB9cva9RgXc&t
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 10, 2020 11:46 AM (EGyGV)
Posted by: Poster X at July 10, 2020 11:39 AM (SZQ/O)
Oh no, that won't do.
Posted by: Steely Dan at July 10, 2020 11:45 AM (Izzlo)
That was the easiest ear worm plant in history.
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 10, 2020 11:46 AM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
I liked the book much more than the movie.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 10, 2020
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Maybe I can locate it at my college library. The problem is that, since they have only a skeleton staff, they're not reshelving stuff very fast. So the computer says, "Available," you put in a request for it, and 6 hours later here comes another email saying it's not available.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 10, 2020 11:47 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 10, 2020 11:47 AM (1ISKN)
Answer: Petrified wood and NatalieWoods
Yes, we all know where I'm going in the afterlife :-)
But I don't give a sh!t.
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at July 10, 2020 11:44 AM (DV/hr)
"In the afterlife, you will be headed for the serious strife.
Here, you make the scene all day, but tomorrow there's be Hell to pay."
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 10, 2020 11:47 AM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Poster X
I think Montgomery County put out an appeal to the Tx GOP to come there.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2020 11:47 AM (QFqpA)
Y'all raisin haters are flat wrong.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 10, 2020 11:45 AM (hYcqw)
Raisin haters are people of impeccable taste, sophistication and manners. This is a scientific fact.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2020 11:47 AM (mht8P)
Well, the group organizing the big BLM protests in Portland has just been canceled.
"Rose City Justice" was founded by a group of young black people, and was enormously successful in organizing peaceful multi-thousand person marches in Portland.
But they were attacked by the Left for a variety of sins: they failed to have transgender blacks in positions of power in the organization, and didn't seem to think the lack of transgendered blacks was a problem; that they (gasp!) coordinated with the cops to ensure that the cops knew where the march was going; that one of the leaders of RCJ (gasp!) was an ex-military policeman, and had failed to grovel enough for his past evilness; that RCJ refused to route the marches downtown, to provide cover for the rioting anarchists downtown; and on and on and on.
So, the peaceful marches that actually were changing public opinion in Portland are over, leaving only the rioting anarchists downtown, who piss everyone off.
I think the lesson here is that we should demand that transgender rights be the focus of every demonstration and protest. The percentage of black people who take transgenderism seriously is probably in the single digits, and any black person who doubts transgenderism, or thinks that transgender rights are a secondary issue, should be expelled from the movement.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 10, 2020 11:47 AM (I2/tG)
With the new Security Law people are just displaying blank signs and now they are even banning that. GET OUT OF HONG KONG and I really do pray for them.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 10, 2020 11:42 AM (7TIRM
Do you want them all here?
Posted by: CN at July 10, 2020 11:47 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: dingbat at July 10, 2020 11:39 AM (PMMrm)
I have labelled pics 'busty' when I felt it was warranted
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I missed those. My bad. Thanks.
Posted by: dingbat at July 10, 2020 11:48 AM (PMMrm)
Is that quote from Atlas Shrugged?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 10, 2020 11:48 AM (9ioAf)
https://tinyurl.com/ya57xlqr
Posted by: Tom Servo
Jeez Tom.
Talk about crushing my mellow. Ripped that sucka down and stomped all over it.
And I was thinking someone along the lines of AtC.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2020 11:48 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: BlackOrchidOfPrivilege at July 10, 2020 11:45 AM (j9HX3)
That's an interesting thought.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 10, 2020 11:48 AM (Ez6QX)
I also like the idea of coating public monuments with a clear gel that makes it too slippery to climb or deface.
Posted by: vivi at July 10, 2020 11:48 AM (11H2y)
Posted by: Poster X at July 10, 2020 11:43 AM (SZQ/O)
The donks always stay on offense which Failure Theater never even thinks about.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 10, 2020 11:48 AM (y7DUB)
Current events, no doubt
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 10, 2020 11:49 AM (TOyHQ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 10, 2020 11:49 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 10, 2020 11:49 AM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 10, 2020 11:48 AM (9ioAf)
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I would say, "Yes." "Peoples State of Europe" is the giveaway.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 10, 2020 11:49 AM (WEBkv)
Living there is nicer than here in a lot of ways. Not so easy to emigrate however! only we just let anyone in I guess
Posted by: BlackOrchidOfPrivilege at July 10, 2020 11:50 AM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Poster X at July 10, 2020 11:50 AM (SZQ/O)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 10, 2020 11:48 AM (9ioAf)
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It's long and rambling, so yes. I kinda like Rand, but boy did she use words up like they were going out of style.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 10, 2020 11:50 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 10, 2020 11:42 AM (7TIRM
Do you want them all here?
Posted by: CN
Yes.
We will send China Antifa and Bowel Movement Matters.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2020 11:50 AM (QFqpA)
and as for all the leftists suddenly worried about cancel culture, LOLGFY twice.
Posted by: SturmToddler at July 10, 2020 11:50 AM (8D42x)
With the new Security Law people are just displaying blank signs and
now they are even banning that. GET OUT OF HONG KONG and I really do
pray for them.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 10, 2020 11:42 AM (7TIRM
Do you want them all here?
Posted by: CN at July 10, 2020 11:47 AM (ONvIw)
When Hong Kong was handed over to China, it was only a matter of time before this happened. Who couldn't see this coming?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 10, 2020 11:50 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: GWB at July 10, 2020 11:51 AM (mRtYs)
We will send China Antifa and Bowel Movement Matters.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2020 11:50 AM (QFqpA)
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China would have them all in camps within minutes of their arrival. They have a perfectly functional absolute dictatorship and don't need or want the kind of crap they bring.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 10, 2020 11:51 AM (hYcqw)
A couple of million hard-working anti-Communist Chinese?
Sure.
We need to screen out any potential Commies trying to sneak in - being a Communist Party member still disqualifies you from immigrating to the United States, but I suspect that the INS has been ignoring that rule for a long time.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 10, 2020 11:51 AM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Poster X at July 10, 2020 11:51 AM (SZQ/O)
I'm in tears for him and have no words.
quote from my 93 yo FIL. "At this point I'd be happy to see people that don't even like me".
Bruce is in the same boat your uncle is in Jane. And not having the daily walks to the cafeteria at his assisted living apartment is not a good thing. My brother in law is the only one allowed to visit him and says his dad's feet are hugely swollen.
Posted by: DanMan at July 10, 2020 11:51 AM (XTiHL)
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It rhymes with Younovo.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Purchasing a Charger for my Zooey Deschanel Fembot at July 10, 2020
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Ah! I've ordered from them at work. Their devotees swear by them, as Apple fans do.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 10, 2020 11:52 AM (rpbg1)
There's really nowhere else to go. And the only way out of this is through.
Posted by: kallisto at July 10, 2020 11:52 AM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Joe Mannix
I fail to see the issue.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2020 11:52 AM (QFqpA)
Posted by: OregonMuse
https://fetv.tv
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 10, 2020 11:49 AM (aKsyK)
I like that station. I wish it had a few more shows but it's got The Wild Wild West and The Saint
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 10, 2020 11:53 AM (f0DDt)
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I missed those. My bad. Thanks.
Posted by: dingbat at July 10, 2020 11:48 AM (PMMrm)
I admit I haven't had one of those in a while. Teh boohehs really have to be prominently on display to earn that appellation.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 10, 2020 11:53 AM (9ioAf)
Yeah, Hong Kong lasted twenty-three years, which is longer than I expected.
I was in the Hong Kong airport a few years ago, marveling at all the anti-Communist books in the bookstores.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 10, 2020 11:53 AM (I2/tG)
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Posted by: SturmToddler at July 10, 2020
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She does. Stefanie began her career about the same time as MTM did. And a lot of women copied Jackie Kennedy's hairstyle between 1961 and late 1963.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 10, 2020 11:53 AM (rpbg1)
We will send China Antifa and Bowel Movement Matters.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2020 11:50 AM (QFqpA)
Except we won't. And we don't know who Beijing will send us, 10million functional freedom desiring people or 10million communist infiltrators like we already have.
Some of my husband's former Chinese colleagues were from Hong Kong. Some of them returned knowing full well where this was going, some of them wanted to be part of China and outsource their own products, just wanted to keep their money. They bet wrong.
Posted by: CN at July 10, 2020 11:54 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: drerbrerard at July 10, 2020 11:54 AM (vIEE1)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Purchasing a Charger for my Zooey Deschanel Fembot at July 10, 2020
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Mulva?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 10, 2020 11:54 AM (dfRN6)
A couple of million hard-working anti-Communist Chinese?
Sure.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
Remember, they were the ones waving American flags and singing out National anthem.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2020 11:54 AM (QFqpA)
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I think there are spray kits for personal protection, in the UK (where any item that may cause harm is illegal to carry so no pepper spray), but I haven't seen them here
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 10, 2020 11:54 AM (TOyHQ)
Syzygium samarangense
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 10, 2020 11:45 AM (TOyHQ)
Yes, that may well be it. The one called "tambis fruit" looks pretty right.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 10, 2020 11:54 AM (PZQK5)
Italy is experiencing its own economic and migrant crises, your uncles must be buffered by those realities to some extent.
I know college graduates there who have to work for free for a couple years, they don't even get paid. The employers' attitude is: at least you get experience, who will hire you with no experience?
Posted by: kallisto at July 10, 2020 11:54 AM (DJFLF)
We will send China Antifa and Bowel Movement Matters.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2020 11:50 AM (QFqpA)
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China would have them all in camps within minutes of their arrival. They have a perfectly functional absolute dictatorship and don't need or want the kind of crap they bring.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 10, 2020 11:51 AM (hYcqw)
This. All those True Believers who emigrated to Stalin's Russia in the 20s and 30s ended up in the camps and/or dead. And the ChiComs are far more thorough.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2020 11:55 AM (mht8P)
Sure.
We need to establish better rules:
Fleeing Communist tyranny - welcome.
Fleeing your s*hithole country because your clan lost a clan war (Ilhan Omar) - beat it.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 10, 2020 11:55 AM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 10, 2020 11:50 AM (N39Ws)
Exactly. But some expected this day would not come and they'd be a different "economic zone". They think of the US this way. It's not that they want free speech, they just wanted to be above the masses and rich
Posted by: CN at July 10, 2020 11:55 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 10, 2020 11:50 AM (N39Ws)
I was in Hong Kong about a month before the hand over and there were protests then by the people of Hong Kong. Pretty much they didn't trust Beijing
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 10, 2020 11:56 AM (f0DDt)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 10, 2020 11:56 AM (+y/Ru)
Camps? Bwahahaha. In graves, comrade.
Posted by: Chinee Bossman at July 10, 2020 11:56 AM (0Jq8F)
Posted by: Poster X at July 10, 2020 11:50 AM (SZQ/O)
I didn't know that either.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 10, 2020 11:56 AM (Ez6QX)
"In the afterlife, you will be headed for the serious strife.
Here, you make the scene all day, but tomorrow there's be Hell to pay."
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 10, 2020 11:47 AM
Where is the above quote from? Haven't heard it before.
I'm more of a: "I'd rather laugh with the sinners, than cry with the saints" type of guy :-)
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at July 10, 2020 11:57 AM (DV/hr)
Posted by: kallisto at July 10, 2020 11:57 AM (DJFLF)
Camps? Bwahahaha. In graves, comrade.
Posted by: Chinee Bossman at July 10, 2020 11:56 AM (0Jq8F)
Dead men dig no canals.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2020 11:57 AM (mht8P)
they are so confident their mandatory initiatives are popular they won't allow their opponents to speak out against them
Posted by: DanMan at July 10, 2020 11:57 AM (XTiHL)
Posted by: CN at July 10, 2020 11:55 AM (ONvIw)
They forgot, or ignored, the oldest lesson in history: if you don't have sufficient military force to protect the principles and freedoms you hold dear, you will always lose them to whoever does have it. No Exceptions.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2020 11:58 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: CN at July 10, 2020 11:47 AM (ONvIw)
When Hong Kong was handed over to China, it was only a matter of time
before this happened. Who couldn't see this coming?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 10, 2020 11:50 AM (N39Ws)
Yes, we do want them here.
I heard that a bunch of HKers swamped the SF Bay Area real estate market in the late 90s when GBritain's 99-year lease expired and they fled the commies. I wonder if any of HK's current residents are now thinking they should've left back then, too.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 10, 2020 11:58 AM (9ioAf)
I am thinking more of Australia, I also have relatives who decided to go there when they got sick of the weather here lol. a lot of Italian diaspora there as well.
Posted by: BlackOrchidOfPrivilege at July 10, 2020 11:58 AM (j9HX3)
Well tomorrow we're going to do a thing.
We're going to put the number of genders on our masks. If you don't have a number on your mask, then you will not be let in.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 10, 2020 11:59 AM (LxTcq)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
I like I Dream of Jeannie and Bewitched. Shut up. Shut the fuck up!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 10, 2020 11:59 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2020 11:59 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Ripley at July 10, 2020 12:00 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: JT at July 10, 2020 11:16 AM (arJlL)
Wow. So very very VERY NOT Raquel Welch.
Posted by: GWB at July 10, 2020 12:00 PM (mRtYs)
Posted by: Max Power at July 10, 2020 12:00 PM (q177U)
you will be headed for the serious strife.
Here, you make the scene all day,
but tomorrow there's be Hell to pay."
- Burma Shave
Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2020 12:00 PM (QFqpA)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 10, 2020
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Based on Ira (Rosemary's Baby) Levin's first novel, same title. And a young Joanne Woodward plays the first girl he murders.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 10, 2020 12:00 PM (rpbg1)
This. All those True Believers who emigrated to Stalin's Russia in the 20s and 30s ended up in the camps and/or dead. And the ChiComs are far more thorough.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2020 11:55 AM (mht8P) "
Alexander Dolgun was the son of one of those families, ended up in gulag, managed to emigrate back here.
Wrote a fascinating autobiography.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at July 10, 2020 12:00 PM (0IMgo)
Heh, yes.
Like what they are trying to do with JK Rowling.
She's a total Lefty, but she did not quickly fold to the transgender activists as others before her had, such as Martina Navratilova.
About a week ago JK "liked" a Stephen King tweet, so he responded by making his next tweet some trans rights slogan (forget which - maybe "Trans women are women!"). As you said, (petty) Mean Girls tactics.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2020 12:00 PM (bDqIh)
They weren't so anti-Communist while they were outsourcing their own production to the mainland, sorta like out manufacturers. They like forced labor when they get the cash from it, now that Beijing is taking it and clipping their wings, not so much.
One of the ex-colleagues family had garment factories, he fired the locals and moved production to the mainland. He flew back and forth to NYC, had a great old time. I guess some of the PRC types didn't like to see the HK party and profit. He "escaped" back here, took a faculty job somewhere, left his wife and kid behind. This shit we don't need, sorry.
Posted by: CN at July 10, 2020 12:00 PM (ONvIw)
he should be in compression stockings, if his feet are swollen. Walking would be better, but at least the stockings would help. I know a brand that's easy to put on and take off, if you need the info.
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 10, 2020 12:00 PM (JKNZq)
My cousins left Italy to live in Australia for a while. They made money then returned to Italy. They were sorry they went back.
I'm not going anywhere. My parents left Italy to come here, and this is where I'm making my last stand.
Changing zip code, area code, nationality will make no difference when the enemy is a marxist/globalist combo.
Posted by: kallisto at July 10, 2020 12:01 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: josephistan at July 10, 2020 12:01 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 10, 2020 11:59 AM (+y/Ru)
Admit it, you live for the episodes where Serena shows up.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2020 12:02 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2020 11:23 AM (s2VJv)
Fvcking commie scum.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
So, I guess its ix-nay on im-hay
Posted by: JT at July 10, 2020 12:04 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 10, 2020 11:31 AM (rpbg1)
Crawford had some. . .let's say, fluid ideas about sex.
Marilyn Monroe supposedly was forced into spending a night with her and came away shaken, saying "she wanted me to do what no woman should do to another.". Take that as you will.
Crawford had a hard life. She was determined to be a star, and nothing was too much or too degrading if it meant her name in lights.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 10, 2020 12:05 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2020 11:23 AM (s2VJv)
Fvcking commie scum.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 10, 2020 11:31 AM (dLLD6)
As was Will Geer, "Grandpa Walton."
Boy fucker, too.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 10, 2020 12:05 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy
My plan is to make lefty eat an exclusive lead diet. Not one inch of back down is remaining in my perspective.
Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at July 10, 2020 12:06 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at July 10, 2020 12:07 PM (0IMgo)
I am thinking more of Australia,
Posted by: BlackOrchidOfPrivilege
I lived in Melbourne for 3 years in the 90s, for my work. I loved it. Supposedly the second largest greek community outside of Athens. Lots of Italians and asians obviously. Very interesting country. NZ I have not visited, but also sounds like a choice a lot of people make.
Thailand, where I am now, is very free. Very low police presence.
Posted by: MikeM at July 10, 2020 12:09 PM (rfzCL)
Posted by: Kathy at July 10, 2020 12:10 PM (Me4XW)
President makes a big deal about a new Federal Hotline for Veteran Suicide. Predictably there is a huge epidemic of it.
But they really think a F'n phone number will help?
How about NOT Destroying the Constitution we did shitty things in foreign countries to defend.
When a Mayor or a Governor can ORDER me to wear a Mask? Constitution is gone. They fucking killed it.
When I can't go to church, or to the Local Bar for a BEER? They killed it.
Want to help stop Vet Suicide? Don't make so all our sacrifices were in vain.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 10, 2020 12:10 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 10, 2020 11:59 AM (+y/Ru)
Admit it, you live for the episodes where Serena shows up.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2020 12:02 PM (Kpl3J)
And Genies evil Twin Cousin.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 10, 2020 12:13 PM (NgKpN)
I also like the idea of coating public monuments with a clear gel that makes it too slippery to climb or deface.
Posted by: vivi at July 10, 2020 11:48 AM (11H2y)
how about adding claymores to the bases of the statues instead?
Posted by: SturmToddler at July 10, 2020 12:14 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 10, 2020 12:05 PM (2JVJo)
I suspect it just means that Monroe was definitely heterosexual and simply didn't swing the other way.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 10, 2020 12:15 PM (9ioAf)
Super Fumina is just silly.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2020 12:16 PM (IFG8u)
Posted by: Kathy at July 10, 2020 12:10 PM (Me4XW)
That's good to hear, Kathy. I hope there are many more such converts.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 10, 2020 12:17 PM (9ioAf)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2020 11:34 AM (mht8P)
We had a prayer request on our homeschool ladie's list:
A mom, pregnant with twins, was told by her hospital that they wouldn't do her scheduled C-section there, but that she would have to go to a hospital with a NICU 2 hours away, which would not allow her to touch her babies for two weeks.
It worked out in the end- they found a closer hospital that was not insane and she and the babies are fine and together. But who needs that kind of stress?
This was in MN, fyi.
Posted by: Sal at July 10, 2020 12:20 PM (bo8pf)
Posted by: butch at July 10, 2020 12:21 PM (hXu8T)
Posted by: Poster X at July 10, 2020 11:35 AM (SZQ/O)
It's kind of amusing that the Left says that the entire government of Mexico isn't Hispanic.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2020 11:37 AM (Kpl3J)
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The Left is very confused about this.
Well, so is the Right.
The term "Hispanic" is used by Americans (and ONLY Americans) as if it's a racial term, which it is not.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 10, 2020 12:22 PM (M/9m0)
Posted by: Nancy at 7000 ft at July 10, 2020 12:30 PM (0tmoY)
We may not have set the rules of the game, but these folks gotta' throw a temper tantrum now that we're starting to play by them? Riiight. Sorry. No way. Suffer.
Or as the late Mr. Breitbart said: F*ck you. War.
Hell, I'm only getting started.
Posted by: Shinjinrui at July 10, 2020 12:39 PM (Gb130)
I see that the circulation is ~104,000. The number of dentists in the U.S. is ~200,000. So, if there are two dentists per practice, that would cover it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 10, 2020 12:43 PM (WD9ZA)
Posted by: Socrates at July 10, 2020 12:45 PM (WD9ZA)
I think day glow KKK white privilege paint.
Posted by: Eric at July 10, 2020 12:45 PM (a2F+C)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 10, 2020 11:46 AM
I only heard of it because I read Everything but the Flak
Posted by: Cybersmythe at July 10, 2020 12:54 PM (edlKR)
They all do it with Islam too:
"You can't paint Islam with such a broad brush. It's ALL religion that's the problem!"
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at July 10, 2020 01:08 PM (hVARR)
Posted by: cnation at July 10, 2020 01:13 PM (Eu5Of)
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LOL, yeah, not a real hispanic like Alexandria Cortez? Where the f*ck do they think her ancestors came from? Or the ruling class in Mexico? They are all caucasians whose ancestors were explorers and conquerors who came to this continent from Spain, just like Cortez' ancestors were.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 10, 2020 01:25 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Igotnothing at July 10, 2020 03:47 PM (wMZtq)
He (I'm assuming) is so intersectional, he's falling apart visibly.
Posted by: PubliusII at July 10, 2020 08:48 PM (NCsa7)
Posted by: n.n at July 11, 2020 03:58 PM (qfsFY)
It's true because social progress.
Posted by: n.n at July 11, 2020 03:58 PM (qfsFY)
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