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Trump Formally Removes the US from the Chinese Propaganda Front W.H.O.

Posted by: Ace at 05:00 PM




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1 Top 10?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 07, 2020 05:00 PM (3H9h1)

2 Nice camera angle.

Posted by: Ludlow at July 07, 2020 05:00 PM (do1hq)

3 Damn

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 07, 2020 05:00 PM (3H9h1)

4 First?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 07, 2020 05:00 PM (naEeR)

5 Top Ten?

Posted by: Dad of Had at July 07, 2020 05:00 PM (pB6Gt)

6 Good

Posted by: Golfman at July 07, 2020 05:00 PM (hOMhY)

7 Who's on first?

Posted by: Emile Antoon Khadaji at July 07, 2020 05:00 PM (f7s4W)

8 Too bad, so sad.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 07, 2020 05:01 PM (o2MD2)

9 Is that a microphone or are you just the leader of the free world?

Posted by: Ludlow at July 07, 2020 05:01 PM (do1hq)

10 Who are you?

Posted by: BluesFish at July 07, 2020 05:01 PM (WQZ1O)

11 Second? Third?

Posted by: Decaf at July 07, 2020 05:01 PM (sO60B)

12 Trump Formally Removes

Wearing a tuxedo?

Posted by: banned cummerbun at July 07, 2020 05:01 PM (YYsyu)

13 Unlike Obumbler, Trump does not issue idle threats.

Posted by: csmats at July 07, 2020 05:01 PM (X5VFN)

14 And we won't get fooled again!

Posted by: The Who at July 07, 2020 05:01 PM (Wi8B4)

15 MAGA

Posted by: Ruthless at July 07, 2020 05:02 PM (/uaBM)

16 Ace, posting from the future is going to cause a problem sooner or later.
( but a daily number might make it all right)

Posted by: Skip at July 07, 2020 05:02 PM (6f16T)

17 Can we make this permanent?

Posted by: Iris at July 07, 2020 05:02 PM (lSFe/)

18 And this will last until the next Dem president puts us back.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 07, 2020 05:02 PM (2JVJo)

19 wow.

Now he needs to do it with the rest of the UN.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 07, 2020 05:02 PM (LWu6U)

20 WHO: the FBI of the Health World.

Posted by: tubal at July 07, 2020 05:02 PM (bCLt0)

21 You aren't with me, Drs from Who.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 07, 2020 05:02 PM (ZLI7S)

22 I hope this is only the beginning of the list.

Posted by: Clay ** Have you told a commie to fcuk off today? at July 07, 2020 05:02 PM (rGtm/)

23 Who made WHO?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 07, 2020 05:02 PM (ifmtJ)

24 Wu who!! Yippee kia yea! Bought dang time.UN next?

Posted by: Sock Monkey...recently accepted postulant of the tertiarius order of terroristic monks at July 07, 2020 05:03 PM (k5hmb)

25
Who Dat Say Dey Gonna Beat Dem Saints!
Who Dat! Who Dat!

Posted by: stumck at July 07, 2020 05:03 PM (uksaT)

26 Now ask the UN to get their asses to one of their most favored places, i.e. some shithole.

Posted by: Ruthless at July 07, 2020 05:03 PM (/uaBM)

27 Any wonder they made their quiet announcement yesterday that we were the source of most COVID data, and that the WHO got basically nothing from China?

They're afraid of losing the funding. Interesting. I wonder if China is maybe *not* going to make up the shortfall. If China's not willing to overpay their puppet, the WHO is gonna be toast...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2020 05:03 PM (hYcqw)

28 I can see where this thread is going for miles and miles.

Posted by: ... at July 07, 2020 05:03 PM (ffond)

29 Rain all down on 'em.

Posted by: Cringe Biscuit at July 07, 2020 05:03 PM (do1hq)

30 But what about all the Whos down in Whoville?

The tall and the small...

Do their lives, Mr. President, mean nothing at all?

Posted by: BurtTC at July 07, 2020 05:03 PM (hku12)

31 I really wanna knooow!!!

Posted by: andycanuck at July 07, 2020 05:04 PM (TZi47)

32 "Trump Formally Removes the US from the Chinese Propaganda Front W.H.O."
Um ... no. He's promised to do it a year from now, giving Congress the opportuntity to continue funding them.

Posted by: superspreader at July 07, 2020 05:04 PM (OJ0zz)

33 I thought it was WHOM.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 07, 2020 05:04 PM (Jx5Qs)

34 White cocksucka!

Posted by: Dr Who at July 07, 2020 05:04 PM (ZLI7S)

35 WHO are you? Ooh ooh, ooh ooh......

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 07, 2020 05:04 PM (ufFY8)

36 You aren't with me, Drs from Who.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 07, 2020 05:02 PM

Are you with me Dr. Wu?

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 07, 2020 05:04 PM (TULSu)

37 Love Reign Over Me

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 07, 2020 05:04 PM (ifmtJ)

38 Correction:
Trump Formally Removes the US from W.H.O.M.

Posted by: Grammar Nazi at July 07, 2020 05:04 PM (Wi8B4)

39 21 You aren't with me, Drs from Who.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 07, 2020 05:02 PM (ZLI7S)

I'm waiting for Cyndy Lou Who.

The new Doctor from Whoville.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 07, 2020 05:04 PM (NgKpN)

40 Press: "What's the name of the organization your withdrawing from?"

Trump: "Who"

Press: "That's what I'm asking"

Posted by: WisRich at July 07, 2020 05:04 PM (G0vdT)

41 Repost:

Just Lily posted this interview with a Texas doctor. You can treat Wuflu with inhaled steroids.

https://tinyurl.com/yawhdmp9

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 07, 2020 05:04 PM (YynYJ)

42 Who's zoomin' who?

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 07, 2020 05:05 PM (TULSu)

43 ''Now ask the UN to get their asses to one of their most favored places, i.e. some shithole.''

Prime real estate there.

Posted by: Tuna at July 07, 2020 05:05 PM (gLRfa)

44 Joey Biden will put us back in on day one!
Or.. his VEEP will since on day one they will finally let us see how far his dementia has progressed.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 07, 2020 05:05 PM (CjFDo)

45 33 I thought it was WHOM.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 07, 2020 05:04 PM (Jx5Qs)

White Homos Of America?

Not a fan

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 07, 2020 05:05 PM (ifmtJ)

46 Make the toast and tea (bitch), I'm going moe-bile......

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 07, 2020 05:05 PM (ufFY8)

47 30
But what about all the Whos down in Whoville?



The tall and the small...



Do their lives, Mr. President, mean nothing at all?

Posted by: BurtTC at July 07, 2020 05:03 PM (hku12)

#All Whos Matter

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 07, 2020 05:05 PM (Jx5Qs)

48 Now do UN. You know, as in UNamerican.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 07, 2020 05:05 PM (+y/Ru)

49 Now... do the UN.

Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2020 05:05 PM (VXfdl)

50 Wonderful. Now do the United Nations.

Posted by: MCPR at July 07, 2020 05:05 PM (N5ziX)

51 Who is no longer, on first.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 07, 2020 05:05 PM (NgKpN)

52 Substitute...........that org for one that gives a damn.

Posted by: Cringe Biscuit at July 07, 2020 05:05 PM (do1hq)

53 Good!

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 07, 2020 05:05 PM (JUOKG)

54 Fauci Hears a WHO.

Posted by: tubal at July 07, 2020 05:05 PM (bCLt0)

55 Trump let the WHO out!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 07, 2020 05:05 PM (rpbg1)

56 Let China pay for their first class air travel and presidential suites in hotels since they are doing their bidding.

Posted by: Decaf at July 07, 2020 05:05 PM (sO60B)

57 I'm sure that china will step up and provide the funds we used to.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 07, 2020 05:06 PM (pw+jk)

58
I thought it was WHOM.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

=======

You guys are killin' me today.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 07, 2020 05:06 PM (G51Gf)

59 Sad Batman.

Posted by: Fat Elvis at July 07, 2020 05:06 PM (v0R5T)

60 Unlike Obumbler, Trump does not issue idle threats.
Posted by: csmats


Don't call my bluff!

Posted by: Bruce at July 07, 2020 05:06 PM (vd8XM)

61 This is a real WHO done it!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 07, 2020 05:06 PM (Jx5Qs)

62 Um ... no. He's promised to do it a year from now, giving Congress the opportuntity to continue funding them.
Posted by: superspreader at July 07, 2020 05:04 PM (OJ0zz)
++++++++++++
When in 2021 will it go into effect? I suspect the budget (well, the fakery called the Continuing Resolution) already paid them out for this year.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2020 05:06 PM (hYcqw)

63 Follow it up with a mandate, anyone who is working for the U.S. government must sever all ties to WHO.

What would Fauchi do?

He's on a lot of boards that are either directly or indirectly affiliated with WHO.

Choose your alliance, Fauci. Us or them. Cant' have both.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 07, 2020 05:06 PM (hku12)

64 What's on second.

Posted by: klaftern at July 07, 2020 05:07 PM (RuIsu)

65 Put that f*cking mask on and roll up that damned sleeve. Now!

Posted by: The Fauci-Gates Consortium at July 07, 2020 05:07 PM (EgshT)

66 55
Trump let the WHO out!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 07, 2020 05:05 PM (rpbg1)

WHO let the Whos out!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 07, 2020 05:07 PM (Jx5Qs)

67 61
This is a real WHO done it!


Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 07, 2020 05:06 PM (Jx5Qs)

The butt-ler did it.

Posted by: Barky O'Fuckstick at July 07, 2020 05:07 PM (ufFY8)

68 WHOooooooooooooooo are you

who who

who who

Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 07, 2020 05:07 PM (iTXRQ)

69 What? I can't hear anything.

Posted by: Horton at July 07, 2020 05:07 PM (v0R5T)

70 Who Dat Say Dey Gonna Beat Dem Saints!
Who Dat! Who Dat!
Posted by: stumck at July 07, 2020


*
*

A slogan to teach kids everywhere that stupid-sounding dialect and ungrammatical English are cool.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 07, 2020 05:07 PM (rpbg1)

71 Trump to WHO: "The Song is Over, Bitch."

Posted by: Cringe Biscuit at July 07, 2020 05:07 PM (do1hq)

72 The trouble with the UN is that it was supposed to be a democracy but as those things so often turn out it became a communist plot against western civilization.

Posted by: Ruthless at July 07, 2020 05:07 PM (/uaBM)

73 When we leave, we'll just get on the Magic Bus.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 07, 2020 05:08 PM (+y/Ru)

74 This is the model for how we have to deal with the UN, Higher Education, Entertainment, Sports, all of it: We have got to simply cut all ties to the old, corrupted institutions, let them die or fade away or whatever they will do without our support, and then build replacement institutions from the ground up to take their place. It is a hell of a lot of work ahead, but it can be done.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 07, 2020 05:08 PM (Kpl3J)

75 Now do the UN.

Posted by: Infidel at July 07, 2020 05:08 PM (QLlpD)

76 Just Lily posted this interview with a Texas doctor. You can treat Wuflu with inhaled steroids.

https://tinyurl.com/yawhdmp9
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 07, 2020 05:04 PM (YynYJ)

Been hearing about his. My local Doc has himself on Chloroquine, and says anyone who is getting symptoms gets that, and steroids.

Don't know if he is using inhaled steroids, or pills though.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 07, 2020 05:08 PM (NgKpN)

77 I see Ace is posting from Bermuda again.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 07, 2020 05:08 PM (sGotD)

78 wow.

Now he needs to do it with the rest of the UN.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 07, 2020 05:02 PM (LWu6U)
+++++++++++++
The UN HQ in NY is not American territory. Is that by treaty or by law? If it's by law, he should sign an EO ending that relationship and send in the military or the Marshals to handle all security. Make them terrified to go into work and bug out to Brussels or Geneva where they belong.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2020 05:08 PM (hYcqw)

79 You aren't with me, Drs from Who.


That's a lot of work for a Steely Dan reference.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 07, 2020 05:08 PM (gd9RK)

80 I need to become a corrupt GAO. Only people making bank are the corruptocrats.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 07, 2020 05:08 PM (r+sAi)

81 So, is the RSS feed never coming back, Ace?

Sorry, some of us just roll that way.

Posted by: cpurick at July 07, 2020 05:08 PM (Ie2E7)

82 Juan just said crime is down in every major city, but murders are up.

*twitches*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 07, 2020 05:08 PM (ptqGC)

83 Trump to WHO: "The Song is Over, Bitch."
Posted by: Cringe Biscuit

And We Won't Get Fooled Again.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 07, 2020 05:08 PM (+y/Ru)

84 Don't steroids make you hung like a hamster?

Posted by: attilla isn't so bad, really at July 07, 2020 05:09 PM (w7KSn)

85 That's cool. The WHO was just an Eminence Front anyway.


Now do the UN.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 07, 2020 05:09 PM (KnJdm)

86 1
Top 10?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 07, 2020 05:00 PM (3H9h1)

Act like you've been there before.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 07, 2020 05:09 PM (KnJdm)

87 The US government is the single largest funding source for the WHO, at around 3/4 of a billion dollars.

The second largest contributor, at about a half billion dollars, is the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2020 05:09 PM (hYcqw)

88 I see Ace is posting from Bermuda again.
Posted by: IrishEi

He's got a keyboard in his shorts

Posted by: Bruce at July 07, 2020 05:09 PM (vd8XM)

89 ...or bug out to Zimbabwe where they belong (fixed for accuracy)

Posted by: Ruthless at July 07, 2020 05:09 PM (/uaBM)

90 13 Unlike Obumbler, Trump does not issue idle threats.
_______________

Don't call my bluff, crackers! I'm an expert poker playa! Almost as good as my baller skillz!

Posted by: Baracky Obama at July 07, 2020 05:09 PM (k4dH2)

91 ''Juan just said crime is down in every major city, but murders are up.

*twitches*
Posted by: Jane D'oh''

LOL. Poor Juan

Posted by: Tuna at July 07, 2020 05:09 PM (gLRfa)

92 72 The trouble with the UN is that it was supposed to be a democracy but as those things so often turn out it became a communist plot against western civilization.
Posted by: Ruthless at July 07, 2020 05:07 PM (/uaBM)

The problem is Democracy.

When the worst 51% can place rules, on the most successful? We know what happens.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 07, 2020 05:09 PM (NgKpN)

93 Move the UN to Beijing. See how they like having a blood sucking tick stuck on them.

Posted by: tubal at July 07, 2020 05:10 PM (bCLt0)

94 Why don't you all just f-f-fade away

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 07, 2020 05:10 PM (ufFY8)

95 Juan just said crime is down in every major city, but murders are up.

*twitches*
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Thank God the scourge of overtime parking is being controlled!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 07, 2020 05:10 PM (+y/Ru)

96 CNN is gonna shit their wads.

Posted by: wth at July 07, 2020 05:10 PM (v0R5T)

97 Juan just said crime is down in every major city, but murders are up.



*twitches*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 07, 2020 05:08 PM (ptqGC)


If you don't include murder, looting, riots, mob violence, and arson then crime is down

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 07, 2020 05:10 PM (2UlTd)

98 Hilarious... Grifter organization gonna have to find another sugar daddy

Posted by: Silent at July 07, 2020 05:11 PM (xh1To)

99 88
I see Ace is posting from Bermuda again.

Posted by: IrishEi



He's got a keyboard in his shorts

Posted by: Bruce at July 07, 2020 05:09 PM (vd8XM)

Thats what that is? he said it was his hard drive.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 07, 2020 05:11 PM (Jx5Qs)

100 Great now get rid of whoville.

Posted by: Pliney at July 07, 2020 05:11 PM (nzKWW)

101 Hey everybody.

Anon: sounds like a Bargain to me. :-)

I know this comment is a few threads late, but has anyone else noticed Tammy Duckworth is super fugly?

And I wanted to ask people what y'all think of Stimulus Check II: Electric Boogaloo!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 07, 2020 05:11 PM (L2ZTs)

102 I thought it was WHOM.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 07, 2020 05:04 PM (Jx5Qs)
~~~~~

You are correct, Mr. Bob. Object of a preposition so it's objective case. That year of Spellman really made a difference, no?

Posted by: IrishEi at July 07, 2020 05:11 PM (sGotD)

103 84
Don't steroids make you hung like a hamster?

Posted by: attilla isn't so bad, really at July 07, 2020 05:09 PM (w7KSn)

_________


I think they shrink your hampster nuts -- and make you horny to f*ck anything with a front hole.

Posted by: ShainS at July 07, 2020 05:11 PM (3ifQG)

104 Imagine what information about the WHO and their Chinese directors Trump has received in the last month since he reduced funding while he was examining just what the hell was going on with them.

Dr. Fauci , your trusted buddy at the WHO that you were slobbering all over when this pandemic first started, must be rather pissed off right now that you weren't able to keep the graft flowing from the USA.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 07, 2020 05:11 PM (0bosY)

105 I Juan it, I Juan it...

Posted by: klaftern at July 07, 2020 05:11 PM (RuIsu)

106 It sill irks me that the Hopkins map shows the US at a county level, and the rest of world at country level on their map, so the US is all red, and it looks like we have 90% of the cases. They do this intentionally, I think.

Read foreign news and they all think that (a) Trump downplayed the virus and is responsible for (b) the US being a complete disaster with worst response of anywhere in the world, and (c) Trump dissed the WHO because he wanted to hide how bad things were and he ignored their good advice.

Remember, most foreigners get their US news from the US MSM, so they take their propaganda as truth. And Hopkins add a map to make it look that way when all they have to do is make the county dots smaller to represent the same proportions.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 07, 2020 05:11 PM (LWu6U)

107 No one knows what it's like
To be hated
To be fated
To telling only lies

Posted by: Won't be fooled again at July 07, 2020 05:11 PM (YeNWf)

108 I like Trump Unleashed. Things are happening.

Posted by: Ruthless at July 07, 2020 05:11 PM (/uaBM)

109 Good on Trump for getting us out of that organization. Now comes the condemnation from the usual quarters.

We can't spare this man- he fights.

Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 07, 2020 05:11 PM (iTXRQ)

110

The USA gives so much to the W.H.O., that even Bill Gates will notice the drop in funding.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 07, 2020 05:11 PM (sy5kK)

111 Trump, now go all the way and get us out of the UN.

Posted by: logprof at July 07, 2020 05:12 PM (oZuI0)

112 Interesting to be what the remaining real countries, and major donors, do (everyone except Chi-Nah, of course). Australia/NZ have been pretty pugnacious in demanding the WHO and Chi-Nah have a full accounting over WuFlu, some Euros like Germany as well, and the Brits are not happy with either, either.

I think the WHO will not survive this in current form.

Pressure to change to meet US demands could be more than it can take. Alternatively, adult countries will make radical adjustments, as a US-less WHO is far less valuable.

And then there's our own disastrous institutional failure, the CDC. Not a hint of a spec of a sign the administration is aware of or interested in doing anything about that one.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 07, 2020 05:12 PM (El6T/)

113 Juan, a mind is a terrible thing to waste

Posted by: Skip at July 07, 2020 05:12 PM (6f16T)

114 The WHO was never the same anyway after Keith Moon died so no big woop.

Posted by: DBCooper at July 07, 2020 05:12 PM (y1Mvi)

115 I like how the Leftists think because its named the World Health Organization that it has anything to do with world health.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 07, 2020 05:12 PM (r+sAi)

116 106 It sill irks me that the Hopkins map shows the US at a county level, and the rest of world at country level on their map, so the US is all red, and it looks like we have 90% of the cases. They do this intentionally, I think.

Read foreign news and they all think that (a) Trump downplayed the virus and is responsible for (b) the US being a complete disaster with worst response of anywhere in the world, and (c) Trump dissed the WHO because he wanted to hide how bad things were and he ignored their good advice.

Remember, most foreigners get their US news from the US MSM, so they take their propaganda as truth. And Hopkins add a map to make it look that way when all they have to do is make the county dots smaller to represent the same proportions.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 07, 2020 05:11 PM (LWu6U)

============

Our deaths per million are far less than much of Europe including Denmark, France, and England.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 07, 2020 05:12 PM (LvTSG)

117 Chai Coms hardest hit.

Posted by: ShainS at July 07, 2020 05:12 PM (3ifQG)

118 As someone said before. Now do the UN.

Kick them out of New York. Turn the site into a Trump Hotel.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 07, 2020 05:12 PM (1/o7O)

119 No one knows what it's like to be Trump, to be the Orange Bad Man, behind blue eyes.

Posted by: Cringe Biscuit at July 07, 2020 05:12 PM (do1hq)

120 logprof, we need to be in the UN so we can spy on the assholes inside of it :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 07, 2020 05:12 PM (L2ZTs)

121 CNN is gonna shit their wads.

Might be worth tuning it... Nah...

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 07, 2020 05:12 PM (dUJdY)

122 I read the chart wrong. The US contributes closer to a billion dollars, with ~650 billion of that being "voluntary."

China is number 15 on the list of contributors, at less that $80 million - and almost none of that is "voluntary" (comprised almost entirely of the dues assessment).

China has seriously outsized power. It's because they all want a Chinese-type system of oppression to rule everywhere.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2020 05:12 PM (hYcqw)

123 97 Juan just said crime is down in every major city, but murders are up.



*twitches*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 07, 2020 05:08 PM (ptqGC)


If you don't include murder, looting, riots, mob violence, and arson then crime is down
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 07, 2020 05:10 PM (2UlTd)

Simpler. Crime stats are taken from Police Reports.

When the police don't respond, there is no report.

When you defund and attack your Police, they don't respond.

If they are busy at a riot? They don't respond to regular crime either.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 07, 2020 05:13 PM (NgKpN)

124 Anyone who thinks China is not #1, never mind Top 10, in Wuhan virus deaths is a shill or stupid as shit.

Posted by: logprof at July 07, 2020 05:13 PM (oZuI0)

125
Um ... no. He's promised to do it a year from now, giving Congress the opportuntity to continue funding them.
Posted by: superspreader

======

Even if we have to pay for 2020, we can still get out.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 07, 2020 05:13 PM (G51Gf)

126 DBCooper, funny how so many legendary bands lost their drummer, and then their mojo.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 07, 2020 05:13 PM (L2ZTs)

127 97 Juan just said crime is down in every major city, but murders are up.



*twitches*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 07, 2020 05:08 PM (ptqGC)


If you don't include murder, looting, riots, mob violence, and arson then crime is down


make those crimes not "crimes" and there ya go.. easy as WHO

Posted by: Silent at July 07, 2020 05:13 PM (xh1To)

128 Juan just said crime is down in every major city, but murders are up.

*twitches*
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Remember, there is no crime in the left Democrat world. Instead, there are simply behaviors that social workers and free meals should be able to stop.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 07, 2020 05:13 PM (0bosY)

129 Has Fauci come out and denounced this as "Millions of Americans will die" because of this?

Posted by: Cheri at July 07, 2020 05:13 PM (oiNtH)

130 84
Don't steroids make you hung like a hamster?

Posted by: attilla isn't so bad, really at July 07, 2020 05:09 PM (w7KSn)
_________

I think they shrink your hampster nuts -- and make you horny to f*ck anything with a front hole.
Posted by: ShainS at July 07, 2020 05:11 PM (3ifQG)

Hey... a cure for old man balls!

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 07, 2020 05:14 PM (v0R5T)

131 Juan just said crime is down in every major city, but murders are up.

*twitches*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 07, 2020 05:08 PM (ptqGC)

Surprised if Gutfeld doesn't jump in a cab, ride downtown to where Juan is bunkered and streaming from, jump out, run past the doorman, take the elevator up to Juan's apartment, ring his doorbell, and then when Juan answers it, proceed to beat Juan into a coma with a Louisville slugger on live streaming Fox TV...

Posted by: Boswell at July 07, 2020 05:14 PM (32YRo)

132 Cool.

What is The Axis of Evil (CNN/DNC/WHO) saying today about hydroxychloroquine and wearing masks?

*spins wheel while throwing darts*

Posted by: Sharkman at July 07, 2020 05:14 PM (QARMO)

133 I know this comment is a few threads late, but has anyone else noticed Tammy Duckworth is super fugly?

. . .
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 07, 2020


*
*

Her name should be Frogworth.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 07, 2020 05:14 PM (rpbg1)

134 It's only teenage wasteland.

Posted by: Fritz at July 07, 2020 05:14 PM (95j/9)

135 23 Who made WHO?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 07, 2020 05:02 PM (ifmtJ)

--That would have been such a good comment with proper sockpuppeting.

Posted by: logprof at July 07, 2020 05:14 PM (oZuI0)

136 118
As someone said before. Now do the UN.



Kick them out of New York. Turn the site into a Trump Hotel.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 07, 2020 05:12 PM (1/o7O)

With a yuge beeutiful RV Park. The biggest ever with the best deals. Big beeutiful deals.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 07, 2020 05:14 PM (Jx5Qs)

137 Lemme guess... this will litterally kill us... again.

Posted by: Inogame at July 07, 2020 05:14 PM (+2xjH)

138 The UN was originally designed to be a place where the US and its allies in Western Europe competed with the Soviet Bloc for the support of the non-aligned countries.

Now it's nothing but a wretched hive of scum and villainy, dedicated to nothing but graft in every conceivable form. It is completely irrelevant to all world affairs; there is no rational reason for it's continued existence. Although I note that the old forms of the Unholy, unRoman non-Empire limped along for hundreds of years until Napoleon finally put it out of everyone's misery.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 07, 2020 05:14 PM (Kpl3J)

139 I was thinking- who would play Trump in the big screen biopic? Then I remembered Brian Dennehy passed away earlier this year.

Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 07, 2020 05:14 PM (iTXRQ)

140 I'm sorry, who?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 07, 2020 05:14 PM (GBHAb)

141 ''Juan just said crime is down in every major city, but murders are up.
___________________

Yeah, based on the crimes charged, crime is down.

Because all those D.A.'s that Soros bought are refusing to charge criminals with their crimes. They just release them back to the streets.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 07, 2020 05:15 PM (k4dH2)

142 Good.

Now do the UN

Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 07, 2020 05:15 PM (gEKlz)

143 Somewhere inside the WH:

"EVERYONE WILL DIE!!!"

"That's great Dr. Fauci. By the way, we're all ordering in Taco Bell for lunch. Want anything?"

"Cheesy bean and rice burrito and a diet Pepsi thanks. EVERYONE WILL DIE!! EVERYONE WILL DIE!!..."

:-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 07, 2020 05:15 PM (L2ZTs)

144 With a yuge beeutiful RV Park. The biggest ever with the best deals. Big beeutiful deals.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 07, 2020 05:14 PM (Jx5Qs


I like where you're head is at, Mr Cannibal.

Wait..that came out wrong.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 07, 2020 05:15 PM (1/o7O)

145 135 23 Who made WHO?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 07, 2020 05:02 PM (ifmtJ)

--That would have been such a good comment with proper sockpuppeting.
Posted by: logprof at July 07, 2020 05:14 PM (oZuI0)

I hate changing socks, so I just shoot from the hip.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 07, 2020 05:15 PM (ifmtJ)

146 And I wanted to ask people what y'all think of Stimulus Check II: Electric Boogaloo!!
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 07, 2020 05:11 PM (L2ZTs)

STOP SAYING THAT!

/starts the reporting ap

Posted by: Bob, NSA..... at July 07, 2020 05:15 PM (NgKpN)

147
When in 2021 will it go into effect? I suspect the budget (well, the fakery called the Continuing Resolution) already paid them out for this year.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

=======

Doesn't matter. We can still bug out.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 07, 2020 05:15 PM (G51Gf)

148 Two other WHO contributors in the top 15 are other UN organizations.

The UN must be an accounting nightmare. It is probably fairly easy to loot in that organization. Very incestuous. I also wonder if this is how they will make up the shortfall - just allocate US funding to the UN into places that sluice it into the WHO.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2020 05:15 PM (hYcqw)

149
Remember, most foreigners get their US news from the US MSM ...
_________


CNN International FTW!


Even "conservative" relatives of mine in Canada believe all that crap -- and that Trump literally the puppet of Putin.

Posted by: ShainS at July 07, 2020 05:15 PM (3ifQG)

150 Manilow was never the same after his drummer OD'd in his pool.

Posted by: eleven at July 07, 2020 05:15 PM (XTyi0)

151

A mind is a terrible thing, yo!

Posted by: Juany at July 07, 2020 05:16 PM (rQAD2)

152 Trump let the WHO out!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 07, 2020 05:05 PM (rpbg1)

We're Not Gonna Take It

Posted by: JoeF. at July 07, 2020 05:16 PM (gtdYu)

153 I know you've deceived me now here's a surprise...

Posted by: Khun "The Who" Tyrone, Esq. at July 07, 2020 05:16 PM (DvTfz)

154 I said you caaaaaan't have it

Posted by: stumck at July 07, 2020 05:16 PM (uksaT)

155 145 135 23 Who made WHO?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 07, 2020 05:02 PM (ifmtJ)

--That would have been such a good comment with proper sockpuppeting.
Posted by: logprof at July 07, 2020 05:14 PM (oZuI0)

I hate changing socks, so I just shoot from the hip.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 07, 2020 05:15 PM (ifmtJ)

==========

Next at AoS Theater:

Tales from Mark's sock drawer.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 07, 2020 05:16 PM (LvTSG)

156 I understand that in California you can steal anything up to about a thousand dollars without fear of arrest. So, yeah, crime reports may be down but crime is soaring. Make murder a non-crime and we will be well on the way to eliminating crime altogether. What a wonderful world that will be. s/

Posted by: Ruthless at July 07, 2020 05:16 PM (/uaBM)

157 Juan just said crime is down in every major city, but murders are up.

*twitches*
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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Well, you know that when Soros backed DA's decline to prosecute crimes, then the number of reported crimes might fall.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 07, 2020 05:16 PM (GBHAb)

158 I wish someone would pay me to say really stupid things like they do Juanita Williams.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 07, 2020 05:16 PM (1/o7O)

159 I think the CNN's lied intentionally to the non US audience to make it seem like millions were croaking here. 20 to 50 million were supposed to die. Too bad we didn't go to the airport to watch CNN.

Posted by: klaftern at July 07, 2020 05:16 PM (RuIsu)

160 Juan WHO or WHO Juan... is that you?

Posted by: Silent at July 07, 2020 05:16 PM (xh1To)

161 Simpler. Crime stats are taken from Police Reports.

When the police don't respond, there is no report.

When you defund and attack your Police, they don't respond.

If they are busy at a riot? They don't respond to regular crime either.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 07, 2020 05:13 PM (NgKpN)

Someone tell Juan that if we stop doing testing, Covid case numbers will drop dramatically! I don't think he could handle the shock.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 07, 2020 05:16 PM (Kpl3J)

162 I look at Worldmeter for Covid 19 information , I gave up on the spaghetti mess that is the John Hopkins map. JH map is useless, takes an hour to figure out, is impossible to open to what you want on a phone and might have nooses drawn in the corners.

Worldmeter is concise, and you can easily go to each state and get the stats that matter.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 07, 2020 05:17 PM (0bosY)

163
The UN HQ in NY is not American territory. Is that by treaty or by law?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

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No way! We *gifted* them that acreage. If it's not American territory, whose jurisdiction is it under?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 07, 2020 05:17 PM (G51Gf)

164 U.S. out of W.H.O.

who's next?

Posted by: JoeF. at July 07, 2020 05:17 PM (gtdYu)

165 Trump campaign has the "Biden's America" ad running all day every day - the one with the 911 phone call that puts the caller on a 5-day hold. Very effective, just wish they'd diversify a little - you can actually overdo it with the same ad beating you over the head. Switch it up.

Posted by: Cringe Biscuit at July 07, 2020 05:17 PM (do1hq)

166 >>> Don't call my bluff!
Posted by: Bruce at July 07, 2020 05:06 PM (vd8XM)


Just imagine the heyday the MFM would have had, had Trump said this.

Posted by: Barrel it up at July 07, 2020 05:17 PM (fz0iQ)

167 155 145 135 23 Who made WHO?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 07, 2020 05:02 PM (ifmtJ)

--That would have been such a good comment with proper sockpuppeting.
Posted by: logprof at July 07, 2020 05:14 PM (oZuI0)

I hate changing socks, so I just shoot from the hip.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 07, 2020 05:15 PM (ifmtJ)

==========

Next at AoS Theater:

Tales from Mark's sock drawer.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 07, 2020 05:16 PM (LvTSG)

It was a dark and stormy night...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 07, 2020 05:17 PM (ifmtJ)

168 Juan just said crime is down in every major city, but murders are up.

*twitches*
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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This is akin to 'Mostly peaceful protests'. Which reminds me, 'Gaslight' is on TCM.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 07, 2020 05:17 PM (cGzEU)

169
The US is out of WHO.

Who?

Yes, WHO.

The US is out of what?

WHO. President Trump rejected WHO.

Who did President Trump reject?

WHO.

President Trump rejected Who?

That's right.

Who?

Yes.

That's what I'm asking!

...

...

...

Posted by: naturalfake is on First at July 07, 2020 05:17 PM (dWwl8)

170 16 Ace, posting from the future is going to cause a problem sooner or later.
( but a daily number might make it all right)
Posted by: Skip at July 07, 2020 05:02 PM (6f16T)

I think there's a policy against that.

Posted by: Fox2! at July 07, 2020 05:17 PM (kapIh)

171 I like where you're head is at, Mr Cannibal.



Wait..that came out wrong.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 07, 2020 05:15 PM (1/o7O)

LOL. was it at a press conference he started talking about RV's? "maybe Melania and I should have an RV" or something? the riffs here were funny.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 07, 2020 05:17 PM (Jx5Qs)

172 No way! We *gifted* them that acreage. If it's not American territory, whose jurisdiction is it under?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 07, 2020 05:17 PM (G51Gf)
++++++++++++
The UN's, I think. "International territory."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2020 05:18 PM (hYcqw)

173 I woke up in a Wuhan doorway
Mr. Jinping knew my name

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at July 07, 2020 05:18 PM (TYCC1)

174 165 Trump campaign has the "Biden's America" ad running all day every day - the one with the 911 phone call that puts the caller on a 5-day hold. Very effective, just wish they'd diversify a little - you can actually overdo it with the same ad beating you over the head. Switch it up.
Posted by: Cringe Biscuit at July 07, 2020 05:17 PM (do1hq)

===========

I remember a troll telling me that Trump was only going to run China ads until December.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 07, 2020 05:18 PM (LvTSG)

175 Gates/Fauci can still use their part of the WHO Graft Machine to generate income on their for-profit parallel organization (the ones that will sell the vaccines/meds/sterilizations, I presume)

Posted by: illiniwek at July 07, 2020 05:18 PM (Cus5s)

176 167 155 145 135 23 Who made WHO?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 07, 2020 05:02 PM (ifmtJ)

--That would have been such a good comment with proper sockpuppeting.
Posted by: logprof at July 07, 2020 05:14 PM (oZuI0)

I hate changing socks, so I just shoot from the hip.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 07, 2020 05:15 PM (ifmtJ)

==========

Next at AoS Theater:

Tales from Mark's sock drawer.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 07, 2020 05:16 PM (LvTSG)

It was a dark and stormy night...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 07, 2020 05:17 PM (ifmtJ)

Lord Argyle rode out of the mists...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 07, 2020 05:18 PM (NWiLs)

177 The U.S. pulled out of WHO at exactly
5:15

Posted by: JoeF. at July 07, 2020 05:18 PM (gtdYu)

178 Close the UN for total disinfection, 1 mile sq. burn zone. Brussels is available.

Posted by: azalea city at July 07, 2020 05:18 PM (WX+x0)

179 Kick them out of New York. Turn the site into a Trump Hotel.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
---
Trade Turtle Bay for Greenland!

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at July 07, 2020 05:18 PM (gtatv)

180 "Who Killed the International Health Grifters?"
-- unaired episode of Burke's Law

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 07, 2020 05:19 PM (rpbg1)

181 The UN must be an accounting nightmare. It is probably fairly easy to loot in that organization. Very incestuous. I also wonder if this is how they will make up the shortfall - just allocate US funding to the UN into places that sluice it into the WHO.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2020 05:15 PM (hYcqw)

The one big brake on that plan is that all of the grifters who are currently skimming those accounts for themselves are gonna be pretty pissed if someone else tries to take a bite outta their cheese.

I think the WHO has served it's purpose as far as China is concerned, it's just gonna fade away now.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 07, 2020 05:19 PM (Kpl3J)

182 Since WHO decided to side with red China this is the ecpected move.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Your Spirit Of '76 Masks!! at July 07, 2020 05:19 PM (cZjDV)

183 >>That's a lot of work for a Steely Dan reference.

You have to admit the WHO is a Royal Scam.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 07, 2020 05:19 PM (ZLI7S)

184 Joe F., and this tape will self-destruct in 10 seconds. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 07, 2020 05:19 PM (L2ZTs)

185 What is The Axis of Evil (CNN/DNC/WHO) saying today about hydroxychloroquine and wearing masks?

*spins wheel while throwing darts*
Posted by: Sharkman at July 07, 2020 05:14 PM (QARMO)


... which is VERY hard to do when you're a trained seal riding a tricycle and blowing clown horns ...

Posted by: Adriane the I'm Impresed Critic ... at July 07, 2020 05:19 PM (LPnfS)

186 THIRD BASE!

Posted by: Grump928© at July 07, 2020 05:20 PM (yQpMk)

187 The WHO is owned by China, as is Biden and about 99% of everyone in media and in DC.

If you think the hatred and outright lies about Trump have been crazy thus far, you ain't seen nothing yet.

Posted by: Venus at July 07, 2020 05:20 PM (iYXhj)

188 Who (heh) does Trump think he is holding an international agency accountable! Doesn't he know that's not how any of this works?

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 07, 2020 05:20 PM (GbPPJ)

189 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 07, 2020 05:07 PM (rpbg1)

Apparently English is practically the only language with a "th" sound, although Irish Gaelic has it (don't know about other varieties of Gaelic). I'm curious as to the non-English roots of "black"/ebonics dialect roots since it seems to have lost the "th".

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 07, 2020 05:20 PM (uquGJ)

190 172 No way! We *gifted* them that acreage. If it's not American territory, whose jurisdiction is it under?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 07, 2020 05:17 PM (G51Gf)
++++++++++++
The UN's, I think. "International territory."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2020 05:18 PM (hYcqw)

I can think of a rather easy way to put it under Aquaman's jurisdiction. Or maybe Flipper's.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 07, 2020 05:20 PM (Kpl3J)

191 In unrelated news.

The World Health Organization declared the United States a pandemic zone, and called for all countries of the world to quarantine them like the infectious Pariah that they are.

And stop all travel and trade to and from the United States.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 07, 2020 05:21 PM (NgKpN)

192
They're afraid of losing the funding. Interesting. I wonder if China is maybe *not* going to make up the shortfall. If China's not willing to overpay their puppet, the WHO is gonna be toast...

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As long as China keeps up contributions to certain Swiss bank accounts WHO won't be too discomoded.

Posted by: Vlad the impaler, whittling away like mad at July 07, 2020 05:21 PM (d6mdH)

193 Juan just said crime is down in every major city, but murders are up.

*twitches*
Posted by: Jane D'oh



That's like the polar opposite of Wuhan Lung AIDS.

Cases are up but deaths are down.

So, where are we winning?

I'm so confused!!!!!11111!!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at July 07, 2020 05:21 PM (dWwl8)

194 Def Leppard only lost half their drummer.

Posted by: wth at July 07, 2020 05:21 PM (v0R5T)

195 What is "international territory" anyway? Is that like the Vatican? How many divisions does the Secretary General have, I might ask? Kick their asses out.

Posted by: Ruthless at July 07, 2020 05:21 PM (/uaBM)

196 170 Fox2 - Only if you believe changing events from the future can cas irreversible damage in the space/ time/ continuum.

Posted by: Skip at July 07, 2020 05:21 PM (6f16T)

197 172 No way! We *gifted* them that acreage. If it's not American territory, whose jurisdiction is it under?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 07, 2020 05:17 PM (G51Gf)
++++++++++++
The UN's, I think. "International territory."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2020 05:18 PM (hYcqw)

Well, then we're taking it back. I believe the politically correct term these days is Red Tail givers.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 07, 2020 05:21 PM (Wm5SB)

198 DeShawn Whothefuck thought he was making things better by taking out the other parts and concentrating on the 'Jews run the world' part.


Geeen-yis.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 07, 2020 05:21 PM (oVJmc)

199
Apparently English is practically the only language with a "th" sound, although Irish Gaelic has it (don't know about other varieties of Gaelic). I'm curious as to the non-English roots of "black"/ebonics dialect roots since it seems to have lost the "th".
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 07, 2020 05:20 PM (uquGJ)

We've heard of it up in Valhalla.

Posted by: Thor at July 07, 2020 05:21 PM (Kpl3J)

200 In unrelated news.

The World Health Organization declared the United States a pandemic zone, and called for all countries of the world to quarantine them like the infectious Pariah that they are.

And stop all travel and trade to and from the United States.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 07, 2020 05:21 PM (NgKpN)
++++++++++
Given how much they squawked about a 10% tariff, I doubt an embargo is on the horizon.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2020 05:21 PM (hYcqw)

201 The doctor in the video uses a nebulizer because it goes directly into the lungs. He also says we need to be treating it early (and the studies seem to be done on people hospitalized). This is another safe and cheap drug.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 07, 2020 05:21 PM (YynYJ)

202 US pulls out of WHO, thst thing thst happened in their mouth happened deliberately.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Your Spirit Of '76 Masks!! at July 07, 2020 05:21 PM (cZjDV)

203
Lord Argyle rode out of the mists...
Posted by: Insomniac
--------

Knight of the Garter?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 07, 2020 05:21 PM (cGzEU)

204 So refreshing to have a President who means what he says and does what he wants.

Posted by: Floridachick at July 07, 2020 05:22 PM (4APfY)

205 The U.S. pulled out of WHO


A frustrated WHO could not be reached for comment.

Posted by: Grump928© at July 07, 2020 05:22 PM (yQpMk)

206 I just called Dolley prettier than Veronica Lake (I watched I Married a Witch earlier).

Let's see how it plays out.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 07, 2020 05:22 PM (LvTSG)

207 Juan just said crime is down in every major city, but murders are up.

Of course, 'misdemeanors' are thru the roof...

Posted by: Gavin Newsom at July 07, 2020 05:22 PM (pbStR)

208

Never wool, never ever...

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 07, 2020 05:22 PM (UEf2i)

209 Hey Irish

Adam Lovinger surfaced recently. Pretty interesting short video of his experience at the DOD ONA.

https://tinyurl.com/y9t6qn9q

Posted by: JackStraw at July 07, 2020 05:22 PM (ZLI7S)

210 Say it ain't so Joe.....Joe please, say it ain't so.


(Roger Daltrey, close enough)

Posted by: Cringe Biscuit at July 07, 2020 05:22 PM (do1hq)

211 Apparently English is practically the only language with a "th" sound, although Irish Gaelic has it (don't know about other varieties of Gaelic). I'm curious as to the non-English roots of "black"/ebonics dialect roots since it seems to have lost the "th".
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 07, 2020


*
*

I suspect it's merely lazy tongue work. (I know, that sounds X-rated)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 07, 2020 05:22 PM (rpbg1)

212 Juan just said crime is down in every major city, but murders are up.


Its easy when the Soros DAs dismiss all charges.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 07, 2020 05:22 PM (oVJmc)

213 Who?

Posted by: Quint at July 07, 2020 05:22 PM (hHxp2)

214 The victory is fundamentally symbolic. But then, Donald Trump is a true master of symbolism.

Posted by: trev006 at July 07, 2020 05:23 PM (O2y/K)

215 Next at AoS Theater:

Tales from Mark's sock drawer.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 07, 2020 05:16 PM (LvTSG)

It was a dark and stormy night...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 07, 2020 05:17 PM (ifmtJ)

Lord Argyle rode out of the mists...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 07, 2020 05:18 PM (NWiLs)


"Ye' not be pulling knitted wool over my eyes!" he yelled at the crew ...

Posted by: Adriane the I'm Impresed Critic ... at July 07, 2020 05:23 PM (LPnfS)

216 Juan's brain is giving what's left of Biden's a run for its money.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 07, 2020 05:23 PM (ptqGC)

217 The U.S. pulled out of WHO at exactly
5:15
Posted by: JoeF. at July 07, 2020 05:18 PM (gtdYu)
........

out of my BRAIN on the train

Posted by: wth at July 07, 2020 05:23 PM (v0R5T)

218 I'm never gonna WHO it without the fez on

Posted by: Khun "Steely" Ty at July 07, 2020 05:23 PM (DvTfz)

219 Wait. I hope Trump is taking all, and I mean ALL, US funds from those SOBs.

Now let's do the UN.

Posted by: Floridachick at July 07, 2020 05:24 PM (4APfY)

220 The CDC did not exactly shower itself in great work on this Kung Flu outbreak.

Posted by: Picric at July 07, 2020 05:24 PM (bbqI9)

221 Who?

Posted by: an owl at July 07, 2020 05:24 PM (v0R5T)

222 I heard a "statistic" yesterday.. COVID tests positivity rates are at 2% (I forget the exact number because it is ridiculous anyway) but the news guy says 2 months ago the positive rates were 37% (another meaningless number.)
I'm yelling at the TV: You fucking idiots! They were only al;lowing testing of those with symptoms likely to have it 2 months ago!
Now, any yahoo can go to the county health office and get a test! They're free here in DuPage county Illinois.. just drive up.. no symptoms necessary!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 07, 2020 05:24 PM (CjFDo)

223 Are Billie Eilish melodies made by AI?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 07, 2020 05:24 PM (LxTcq)

224
After closing time
At the guernsey fair
I detect WHO's Chinese Masters
From the room at the top of the stairs

Posted by: naturalfake at July 07, 2020 05:24 PM (dWwl8)

225 82 Juan just said crime is down in every major city, but murders are up.

*twitches*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 07, 2020 05:08 PM (ptqGC)


Why bother reporting a crime when the government said they won't let the cops do anything about it.

Murders are harder to hide. When the body shows up in the morgue.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 07, 2020 05:25 PM (QM0+S)

226 Now do the U.N. Stay in if you must, but kick their arse out.

Posted by: Quint at July 07, 2020 05:25 PM (hHxp2)

227 201 The doctor in the video uses a nebulizer because it goes directly into the lungs. He also says we need to be treating it early (and the studies seem to be done on people hospitalized). This is another safe and cheap drug.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 07, 2020 05:21 PM (YynYJ)


Now, we have two inexpensive and effective treatments. Two effective approaches.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 07, 2020 05:25 PM (ezSUn)

228 206 I just called Dolley prettier than Veronica Lake (I watched I Married a Witch earlier).

Let's see how it plays out.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 07, 2020 05:22 PM (LvTSG)

Witch Movies? Bell, Book and Candle.

Kim Novak.

I'll be in my bunk

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 07, 2020 05:25 PM (NgKpN)

229 Vatican's a sovereign state, though obviously totally integrated with Rome and Italy on practical matters.

US still controls access to the UN HQ in the sense that admission to the US is still controlled by us. There have been a few times we've used this power. And states without diplomatic ties to the US have their diplomatic delegations limited to a fairly small radius around NYC.

And of course this helps make NYC the WWII Lisbon of today for recruiting - everybody's there.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 07, 2020 05:25 PM (El6T/)

230 What do you think of the report that the admission of Covid patients into nursing homes had nothing to do with nursing home infections. Cuomo is no angel of death after all.

Posted by: No at July 07, 2020 05:25 PM (fCSGU)

231 The Who - Won't Get Fooled Again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q

Posted by: SMH at July 07, 2020 05:25 PM (RU4sa)

232 228
Witch Movies? Bell, Book and Candle.

Kim Novak.

I'll be in my bunk
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 07, 2020 05:25 PM (NgKpN)
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Kim Novak in Kiss Me, Stupid.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 07, 2020 05:25 PM (LvTSG)

233 When in 2021 will it go into effect? I suspect the budget (well, the fakery called the Continuing Resolution) already paid them out for this year.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2020 05:06 PM (hYcqw)

True, but didn't Big T stop payments? is that real or just until a Hawaiian Judges declares payments to the WHO a right in the constitution?

Posted by: Inogame at July 07, 2020 05:25 PM (+2xjH)

234 The U.S. pulled out of WHO



Great. Now pull out of NIH and CDC.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 07, 2020 05:26 PM (3SIUH)

235 And I'm never going back

To my old WHO

Posted by: JackStraw at July 07, 2020 05:26 PM (ZLI7S)

236 While we're at it let's un-ass the UN a kick those fcukers out to say....Haiti.

Posted by: Eromero at July 07, 2020 05:26 PM (XhWtx)

237 Oh and Juan, hundreds of millions in damages from the riots isn't a crime I guess, just peaceful 1st Amendment rights.

Posted by: Skip at July 07, 2020 05:26 PM (6f16T)

238 After extensive internal review, Foxes report they had nothing to do with the tragedy of the henhouse.

Posted by: Grump928© at July 07, 2020 05:26 PM (yQpMk)

239 Not quite OT, here in Moab the county board is meeting in about 30 minutes to vote on requiring masks in all indoor public places. The Governor has already given his OK to this proposal. This county has had 14 cases and not only no deaths but not even a single hospitalization, and for that they are destroying the local economy. People are sheep and there are too few wolves.

Posted by: Ruthless at July 07, 2020 05:27 PM (/uaBM)

240 Those UN people are just a bunch WHOers anyway.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 07, 2020 05:27 PM (Wm5SB)

241 Kim Novak in Vertigo... OMG

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 07, 2020 05:27 PM (L2ZTs)

242 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q

Posted by: SMH at July 07, 2020 05:25 PM (RU4sa)


YEEEEE AAAAAAH !!!

Posted by: Adriane the I'm Impresed Critic ... at July 07, 2020 05:27 PM (LPnfS)

243 bwahahaha, cuomo paid report vindicates him. Good data point.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 07, 2020 05:27 PM (r+sAi)

244
Remember, most foreigners get their US news from the US MSM, so they take their propaganda as truth. And Hopkins add a map to make it look that way when all they have to do is make the county dots smaller to represent the same proportions.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 07, 2020 05:11 PM (LWu6U)


Unlike EVERY other virus in history that measures it's seriousness by how many DIED, Wuhan flu is measured by how many get INFECTED by it.

Measured by the same standard as any other virus in history, Wuhan doesn't make the top 4.

But Wuhan is keeping the US and world economies closed, and government decrees out of thin air are at an all-time high.

So the Wuhan flu has to be considered a success by Democrats, anti-American Globalists, and Bill Gates.

Remember, Bill Gates quit Microsoft as Chairman of the Board (that he founded 40 years ago), and sold his 1.36% of all outstanding shares, still the largest single shareholder, in the 4th quarter of 2019.

Why? There was no life-changing thing in his life, and he certainly didn't need the money. In fact, Bill and Melinda said the vast majority of their estate will be given away, each kid gets something like $10 million or something.

Bill Gates has the blood of those elderly that died in nursing homes on his hands. As does those Blue Guvnors.


Could it be that Bill somehow knew of upcoming worldwide shenanigans?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 07, 2020 05:27 PM (sy5kK)

245 WHO: the FBI of the Health World

And just as corrupt.

Posted by: Grannymimi at July 07, 2020 05:27 PM (u5LFV)

246 in related news, the EPA has officially approved Lysol as a Covid 19 killer.

Lysol was bandied about as being great at killing RNA viruses in March and so was unobtainable except if one was willing to pay $1,000 for a bottle on Ebay or Amazon. It took the EPA, that bastion of super scientists, almost four months to give it their stamp of approval.

Most phenolic compounds will kill RNA viruses, including corona viruses and are labeled as such. This pronouncement today is eye rolling.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 07, 2020 05:27 PM (0bosY)

247 126 DBCooper, funny how so many legendary bands lost their drummer, and then their mojo.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 07, 2020 05:13 PM (L2ZTs)

--Even happened to Lush.

Posted by: logprof at July 07, 2020 05:27 PM (oZuI0)

248 Picnic
Vertigo

Posted by: Braenyard at July 07, 2020 05:27 PM (ezSUn)

249 People are sheep and there are too few wolves.

Posted by: Ruthless at July 07, 2020 05:27 PM (/uaBM)


Sue ?

Posted by: Adriane the I'm Impresed Critic ... at July 07, 2020 05:28 PM (LPnfS)

250 It is fascinating to me that as the deaths and hospitalizations from Wu flu drop like a rock, the calls to mask up are being amplified at a hysterical level.

Anyone notice the severity of floods occurring in China lately?

Posted by: fly gal at July 07, 2020 05:28 PM (6CtMt)

251 Kim Novak in Kiss Me, Stupid.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Ah. The comma comes into play again.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 07, 2020 05:28 PM (WZ5i4)

252 238 After extensive internal review, Foxes report they had nothing to do with the tragedy of the henhouse.
Posted by: Grump928© at July 07, 2020 05:26 PM (yQpMk)

Brought to you on, Fox News?

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 07, 2020 05:28 PM (NgKpN)

253 >>> I'm never gonna WHO it without the fez on
Posted by: Khun "Steely" Ty at July 07, 2020 05:23 PM (DvTfz)

"Fezzes are not cool."

Posted by: Scottish ginger at July 07, 2020 05:28 PM (fz0iQ)

254 Mmmmm. Girthy!

Posted by: Sandra Flook at July 07, 2020 05:29 PM (u82oZ)

255 The UN was originally designed to be a place where the US and its allies in Western Europe competed with the Soviet Bloc for the support of the non-aligned countries.


Yep. And now Iran is on the women's rights committee.

Posted by: Infidel at July 07, 2020 05:29 PM (QLlpD)

256 in related news, the EPA has officially approved Lysol as a Covid 19 killer.

I recommend soaking your mask in it. Because why the fuck not?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 07, 2020 05:29 PM (3SIUH)

257 Simpler way to deal with the UN is to not allow anyone to *leave* the building without a visa. The big perk for a lot of foreign diplomats is getting to swan around NYC. As I recall, the only obligations the US has is allowing representatives to enter the building. Nothing about nice hotels or shopping trips or members of the entourage *except* the diplomat. Keep them all in a cinderblock bunkhouse built in the parking lot, put concertina wire around the whole mess, and watch it implode on itself without any further effort from us.

Posted by: Sabrina Chase at July 07, 2020 05:29 PM (exg7Q)

258 Those UN people are just a bunch WHOers anyway.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 07, 2020 05:27 PM (Wm5SB)

All the WHOers in WHOerville

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 07, 2020 05:30 PM (6FeV1)

259 She was *pretty* good in The Pushover.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 07, 2020 05:30 PM (ezSUn)

260 Hey Irish
Adam Lovinger surfaced recently. Pretty interesting short video of his experience at the DOD ONA.
https://tinyurl.com/y9t6qn9q
Posted by: JackStraw at July 07, 2020 05:22 PM (ZLI7S)
~~~~~

Wow. Unbelievable how bold they are.

I hope we get to hear a lot more from Lovinger soon.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 07, 2020 05:30 PM (sGotD)

261 Anyone notice the severity of floods occurring in China lately?
Posted by: fly gal at July 07, 2020 05:28 PM (6CtMt)

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Oh yeah.

That dam fails, 400+ million people are gonna have a bad day.

Posted by: SMH at July 07, 2020 05:30 PM (RU4sa)

262 Kim Novak in My Pants

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 07, 2020 05:30 PM (oVJmc)

263

Trump to Fauci--Are you with me Dr. W.H.O?

Posted by: JoeF. at July 07, 2020 05:31 PM (gtdYu)

264 The WWII passcode "flash" ... "thunder" has a feature, that the voiceless dental fricative (th) is foreign to German speakers.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 07, 2020 05:31 PM (LxTcq)

265 Getting out of W.H.O. is a good start. Now, make China pay more for the UN, and the US pays much less.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 07, 2020 05:31 PM (u82oZ)

266 Letting the UN into the US is like opening your house to the homeless guys down under the viaduct. It is not going to end well.

Posted by: Ruthless at July 07, 2020 05:31 PM (/uaBM)

267 There is about 0 chance of getting Covid-19 outside.

This guy isn't wearing one outside no matter what any petty dictator has to say about it.

Posted by: Skip at July 07, 2020 05:31 PM (6f16T)

268 Also, this morning on FBN, Maria announced that one of the vaccine makers BOD and CEO dumped a huge amount of stock and then announced that they were delaying their next trial phase while they adjusted the study.

First, I don't know how a BOD dumps stock before an announcement without triggering an insider trading red flag from the SEC. Second, even though vaccine makers will make adjustments to studies, the stock being dumped sounds really ominous that the vaccine is proving to either have toward side effects or is not effective.

Paging Dr. Fauci, courtesy line please.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 07, 2020 05:31 PM (0bosY)

269 Kim Novak-aine

Posted by: JoeF. at July 07, 2020 05:31 PM (gtdYu)

270 This is good. On Wuhan flu.

Dr. Scott Atlas from Hoover Institute, Stanford,

http://tinyurl.com/yc9z7uum
http://preview.tinyurl.com/yc9z7uum

Posted by: Braenyard at July 07, 2020 05:32 PM (ezSUn)

271 Supreme Court unanimously upholds states' right to penalize Faithless Electors

Good news ...


apologies if discussed in threads below ...

Posted by: Adriane the I'm Impresed Critic ... at July 07, 2020 05:32 PM (LPnfS)

272 95 Juan just said crime is down in every major city, but murders are up.

*twitches*
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Not stated is most lower level crimes are no longer prosecuted, thus cops don't even bother with the paperwork.

Posted by: Inogame at July 07, 2020 05:32 PM (+2xjH)

273 Not so fast, PDT. Doesn't seem like you articulated the reasons for withdrawal from WHO in detail

Posted by: Chef Justicar Johhny Rob at July 07, 2020 05:32 PM (H5knJ)

274 I thought the hit piece book by Trump's niece was stopped? I see the "media"is quoting crap from it... Pretty nasty stuff

Posted by: It's me donna at July 07, 2020 05:32 PM (Zmnko)

275 Keep them all in a cinderblock bunkhouse built in the parking lot, put concertina wire around the whole mess, and watch it implode on itself without any further effort from us.
Posted by: Sabrina Chase at July 07, 2020 05:29 PM (exg7Q)

That's just cruel. Do you know how many New York hookers and drug dealers you'd put out of business with rules like that?

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 07, 2020 05:32 PM (Kpl3J)

276 271 Supreme Court unanimously upholds states' right to penalize Faithless Electors

Good news ...


apologies if discussed in threads below ...
Posted by: Adriane the I'm Impresed Critic ... at July 07, 2020 05:32 PM (LPnfS)

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At least you're not bringing up breaking news that Ace covered in a thread earlier that day.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 07, 2020 05:32 PM (LvTSG)

277 Lysol was bandied about as being great at killing RNA viruses in March and so was unobtainable except if one was willing to pay $1,000 for a bottle on Ebay or Amazon. It took the EPA, that bastion of super scientists, almost four months to give it their stamp of approval.

Most phenolic compounds will kill RNA viruses, including corona viruses and are labeled as such. This pronouncement today is eye rolling.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 07, 2020


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That's great. Except you cant find a spray can of the stuff, or its Walmart or other clones, anywhere.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 07, 2020 05:32 PM (rpbg1)

278 230 What do you think of the report that.....

*****

That's like saying, What did you think of the poll that...


Absolutely nothing.

Posted by: Cringe Biscuit at July 07, 2020 05:33 PM (do1hq)

279 So the UN is saying the Soleimani killing was a violation of international law. Their view is that there is no evidence of an imminent threat. Of course this is coming from representatives of the UN's Human Rights Council.PDT - this is a good time to issue the UN a Hidy Ho GFY.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 07, 2020 05:33 PM (N39Ws)

280 Adriane, I think that's good news too.
IMHO it'll penalize electors who say 'fcuk it' and just vote for whomever their DNC masters tell them to.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 07, 2020 05:33 PM (L2ZTs)

281 More baked beans, please!

Posted by: Ann Margaret at July 07, 2020 05:33 PM (q1Pj5)

282 166 >>> Don't call my bluff!
Posted by: Bruce at July 07, 2020 05:06 PM (vd8XM)


Just imagine the heyday the MFM would have had, had Trump said this.
___________________

Obama said, and did, many incredibly stupid things that, had Trump done anything like that, would have been proof positive that Trump was mentally unfit for office.

Like, for example, when Obama admitted during a television interview that he had never given any thought to what would happen in Libya after its strongman leader Muammar Quadaffi was dispatched to hell by the U.S. air attacks that Obama ordered.

Any college freshman in political science or international relations could tell you that a serious and responsible leader never, ever creates a power vacuum in another country without a plan for what will fill it. To go into a country like Libya, which was known to be populated by a variety of terrorist groups and warring tribes, and remove its leadership without a plan for what would replace it and/or how the peace would be kept, was astonishingly stupid and reckless. Yet Obama did exactly that, and then admitted that he had done it, and the MSM collectively yawned and ignored it. Because of Obama's reckless stupidity, thousands of Libyans, including many innocent children, lost their lives in the ensuing power struggles, but there was never a peep of criticism of Obama's massive incompetence from the U.S. media.

Then there was his "don't cross my red line" idiocy in Syria, and so many other stupid, stupid things . . . . . .

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 07, 2020 05:33 PM (k4dH2)

283 Ah. The comma comes into play again.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 07, 2020 05:28 PM


I approve.

Posted by: Assistant Associate AoSHQ Copy Editor, 1st Punctuation Division, Oxford Comma Battalion at July 07, 2020 05:34 PM (DMUuz)

284 279 So the UN is saying the Soleimani killing was a violation of international law. Their view is that there is no evidence of an imminent threat. Of course this is coming from representatives of the UN's Human Rights Council.PDT - this is a good time to issue the UN a Hidy Ho GFY.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 07, 2020 05:33 PM (N39Ws)

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I can't wait for President Joe Biden to tearfully beg for forgiveness from the Mullahs in Tehran with promises that he will deliver Trump to Iran.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 07, 2020 05:34 PM (LvTSG)

285 We've heard of it up in Valhalla.

Posted by: Thor at July 07, 2020 05:21 PM (Kpl3J)

You should let your living descendants know since they do the "D-instead-of-th" thing (at least when speaking English while having an accent.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 07, 2020 05:34 PM (uquGJ)

286 Kim Novak should have never let a plastic surgeon near her face.

Posted by: Cheri at July 07, 2020 05:34 PM (oiNtH)

287 Apparently English is practically the only language with a "th" sound,

Well, not all English. Plenty of Brits (the rough-around-the-edges types) pronounce it "v". And, yeah, the Cajuns pronounce it "d".

Posted by: t-bird at July 07, 2020 05:34 PM (CTJwJ)

288 That claim about SAT tests, unsupported, of course - what's next? "Donald copied off his neighbor in 10th grade geography class!!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 07, 2020 05:34 PM (Kpl3J)

289 253 >>> I'm never gonna WHO it without the fez on
Posted by: Khun "Steely" Ty at July 07, 2020 05:23 PM (DvTfz)

"Fezzes are not cool."
Posted by: Scottish ginger at July 07, 2020 05:28 PM (fz0iQ)

Ewwww... Seeecccret... so mean....

Posted by: Morocco Mole at July 07, 2020 05:34 PM (NgKpN)

290 "Fezzes are not cool."

Posted by: Scottish ginger at July 07, 2020 05:28
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True. But Fizzies were cool.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at July 07, 2020 05:34 PM (Dhht7)

291 Oh yeah.

That dam fails, 400+ million people are gonna have a bad day.
Posted by: SMH at July 07, 2020 05:30

Well, Xi Jinping would beat Mao.

Posted by: Infidel at July 07, 2020 05:35 PM (QLlpD)

292 At least you're not bringing up breaking news that Ace covered in a thread earlier that day.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 07, 2020 05:32 PM (LvTSG)


Sorry. Been on the go since getting up ...

Posted by: Adriane the I'm Impresed Critic ... at July 07, 2020 05:35 PM (LPnfS)

293 People are sheep and there are too few wolves.

Posted by: Ruthless at July 07, 2020 05:27 PM (/uaBM)

Sue ?
Posted by: Adriane the I'm Impresed Critic ... at July 07, 2020


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Someone here has mounted a suit against the Jeff Parish mandatory order. Of course you'll never hear a word about it on the regular "news" stations or outlets.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 07, 2020 05:35 PM (rpbg1)

294 BREAKING NEWS-- Controversial Dr. Scott Atlas has been banished from the AMA; will lose his license to practice medicine.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 07, 2020 05:36 PM (gtdYu)

295 288 That claim about SAT tests, unsupported, of course - what's next? "Donald copied off his neighbor in 10th grade geography class!!!!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 07, 2020 05:34 PM (Kpl3J)

Started his Miscogyny early when he dipped Cindy Lou Who's pigtail in an inkwell.

Posted by: Morocco Mole at July 07, 2020 05:36 PM (NgKpN)

296 I thought the hit piece book by Trump's niece was stopped? I see the "media"is quoting crap from it... Pretty nasty stuff
Posted by: It's me donna at July 07, 2020 05:32 PM (Zmnko)

Just last week a judge ruled it cannot be distributed because of the NDA the idiot niece signed.
Trump has a pretty good record at not only enforcing NDA's but also getting the violator and her lawyer to pay up in damages and legal fees.
Jay Sekolow will get another new car out of this one, I bet.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 07, 2020 05:36 PM (0bosY)

297 284 279 So the UN is saying the Soleimani killing was a violation of international law. Their view is that there is no evidence of an imminent threat. Of course this is coming from representatives of the UN's Human Rights Council.PDT - this is a good time to issue the UN a Hidy Ho GFY.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 07, 2020 05:33 PM (N39Ws)

And of course, the only way we could ever "prove" to them that there was an imminent threat would be turn over all of our most secret intelligence gathering sources in the region, which then would be given to Iran, which then would be able to eliminate them all.

That gives me a good idea of what this is really all about.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 07, 2020 05:36 PM (Kpl3J)

298
If Kim Novak married Eddie Kovacs and kicked Mitt Romney in the nuts, she'd be

Kim Novak Kovacs wracks hack.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 07, 2020 05:36 PM (dWwl8)

299 "never, ever creates a power vacuum in another country without a plan for what will fill it."

Da. Actually, never do anything without a plan.

Posted by: The Russians at July 07, 2020 05:36 PM (DMUuz)

300 That's great. Except you cant find a spray can of the stuff, or its Walmart or other clones, anywhere.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 07, 2020 05:32 PM (rpbg1)


You can buy a spritzer in the garden department for $1.98

Posted by: Braenyard at July 07, 2020 05:36 PM (ezSUn)

301 276 271 Supreme Court unanimously upholds states' right to penalize Faithless Electors

****

Yay! I finally got to author an opinion!! Now watch us spin it with Roberts' help against the right by turning the country into a popular vote pure democracy!

Posted by: Elena Kagan at July 07, 2020 05:37 PM (do1hq)

302 Ernie.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 07, 2020 05:37 PM (ezSUn)

303 281
More baked beans, please!


Posted by: Ann Margaret at July 07, 2020 05:33 PM (q1Pj5)
Reminded me of a profound thought on passing gas. So a cubicle warrior sitting next to you farts. Now that gas, mixed with some fecal particles, is then "filtered" through undergarments (fart catchers if you will), followed by pants (or skirt, dress, outer layer of clothing). Thats a minimum of two layers of cloth. Yet if this coworker loaded up on beans or Chipotle at lunch, you are going to get a good whiff of said fecal material - material already filtered.So this is an argument to be considered on why wear masks.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 07, 2020 05:38 PM (N39Ws)

304 How long til that judge in Hawaii enjoins Trump from bailing on WHO ?

Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 07, 2020 05:38 PM (iTXRQ)

305 237 Oh and Juan, hundreds of millions in damages from the riots isn't a crime I guess, just peaceful 1st Amendment rights.
Posted by: Skip at July 07, 2020 05:26 PM (6f16T)


I like The Five, I DVR it, it is like RedEye 2.0, except Jesse Watters is also a key contributor and the tone changes a little bit.

But Juan Williams - I just can't watch him any more. He is a walking, talking serial liar.

I used to tolerate him, but a few months back when the Anita Hill / Clarence Thomas stuff was in the news again, I saw the definitive smear piece written at the height of it back in 1991, published by the New York Times.

The author?

Juan Williams.


Good thing about a DVR is that when you speed it up, the sound goes away. Any time Juan comments on anything, that's what I do.

Always.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 07, 2020 05:38 PM (sy5kK)

306 BREAKING NEWS-- Controversial Dr. Scott Atlas has been banished from the AMA; will lose his license to practice medicine.


He can still sell his muscle building course on the back of comic books, right?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 07, 2020 05:38 PM (oVJmc)

307 Supreme Court unanimously upholds states' right to penalize Faithless Electors


What business is it to Republicans if electors cheat on their spouses?
It's none of their damn business!!

Posted by: JoeF. at July 07, 2020 05:38 PM (gtdYu)

308 It's from the underbelly of the Interwebz, but there's rumours about that a certain Chief Justice may be beholden to dark forces due to blackmail about buggery or some such.

I'm holding my nose, but it would explain a lot.

Posted by: logprof at July 07, 2020 05:38 PM (oZuI0)

309 Not quite OT, here in Moab the county board is
meeting in about 30 minutes to vote on requiring masks in all indoor
public places. The Governor has already given his OK to this proposal.
This county has had 14 cases and not only no deaths but not even a
single hospitalization, and for that they are destroying the local
economy. People are sheep and there are too few wolves.

Posted by: Ruthless at July 07, 2020 05:27 PM (/uaBM)

Even retarded Gov Abbott exempted from his mask order counties with 20 or fewer Covid deaths.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 07, 2020 05:38 PM (q1Pj5)

310 As Jason Miller said, "WHO stands for 'We Hide Outbreaks'".

Posted by: Steve in Greensboro at July 07, 2020 05:39 PM (Su9Le)

311 279 So the UN is saying the Soleimani killing was a violation of international law. Their view is that there is no evidence of an imminent threat. Of course this is coming from representatives of the UN's Human Rights Council.PDT - this is a good time to issue the UN a Hidy Ho GFY.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 07, 2020 05:33 PM (N39Ws)

What international law.

I certainly don't remember voting for International law.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 07, 2020 05:39 PM (NgKpN)

312 You can buy a spritzer in the garden department for $1.98
Posted by: Braenyard at July 07, 2020


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Ah! I'll have a look next time I'm at WM.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 07, 2020 05:39 PM (rpbg1)

313 >>At least you're not bringing up breaking news that Ace covered in a thread earlier that day.

Or, ya know, yesterday.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 07, 2020 05:39 PM (ZLI7S)

314 BREAKING NEWS-- Controversial Dr. Scott Atlas has been banished from the AMA; will lose his license to practice medicine.


What bullshit! His dynamic tension method took me from a 98 pound weakling to a sexual t-rex..

Posted by: Grump928© at July 07, 2020 05:40 PM (yQpMk)

315 I haven't seen Lysol spray in the stores since this shit started.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 07, 2020 05:40 PM (dUJdY)

316 That gives me a good idea of what this is really all about.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 07, 2020 05:36 PM (Kpl3J)
++++++++++++++
It's about their impotent screaming.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2020 05:40 PM (hYcqw)

317 Yet if this coworker loaded up on beans or Chipotle at lunch, you are going to get a good whiff of said fecal material - material already filtered.So this is an argument to be considered on why wear masks.

Methane and the other aromatic compounds are much, much smaller than viruses and drops of spit and mucus.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 07, 2020 05:40 PM (naEeR)

318 That dam fails, 400+ million people are gonna have a bad day.

And they have all those ghost cities that they could be filling.

Posted by: t-bird at July 07, 2020 05:41 PM (ELgVT)

319 hat claim about SAT tests, unsupported, of course - what's next? "Donald copied off his neighbor in 10th grade geography class!!!!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 07, 2020 05:34 PM (Kpl3J)

Obama cheated at golf. Or was that Clinton?

Posted by: JoeF. at July 07, 2020 05:41 PM (gtdYu)

320 Good thing about a DVR is that when you speed it up, the sound goes away. Any time Juan comments on anything, that's what I do.

Always.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 07, 2020 05:38 PM (sy5kK)

--Same here.

Posted by: logprof at July 07, 2020 05:41 PM (oZuI0)

321 298
If Kim Novak married Eddie Kovacs and kicked Mitt Romney in the nuts, she'd be

Kim Novak Kovacs wracks hack.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 07, 2020 05:36 PM (dWwl

While that may be true, I have no idea why it should come about, nor what the significance of it might be.

But you go, Skippy!

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 07, 2020 05:41 PM (okGHj)

322 Or, ya know, yesterday.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 07, 2020 05:39 PM (ZLI7S)


sorry.

Yesterday was pretty much dentist and chores ...

Posted by: Adriane the I'm Impresed Critic ... at July 07, 2020 05:41 PM (LPnfS)

323 I use Lysol in my martinis instead of vermouth. Keeps the doctor away. Tastes like shit though....

Posted by: Ruthless at July 07, 2020 05:41 PM (/uaBM)

324 That dam fails, 400+ million people are gonna have a bad day.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------

But China will solve it's food and marriage crisis

Posted by: JoeF. at July 07, 2020 05:41 PM (gtdYu)

325 Yeah, I was told by some guy on the internet that Stanford is full of hacks and I should ignore anything they say about Wuflu.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 07, 2020 05:41 PM (YynYJ)

326 Ooh. Kim used to have a nice set of rockets.
So for nostalgia sake I goggled her and she's Botched.

https://tinyurl.com/ycl7m2ze

Posted by: wth at July 07, 2020 05:42 PM (v0R5T)

327 Another random rant -

I hear a lot of people blaming the "civil unrest" on people being idle due to the commie virus. I disagree. They planned this long ago - remember Charlottesville? They were going to riot this summer no matter what because of the election, and the orange man.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 07, 2020 05:42 PM (LWu6U)

328 We're taking this stinky country apart.

Posted by: Omar at July 07, 2020 05:42 PM (KgzRF)

329 Adriane, same here :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 07, 2020 05:42 PM (L2ZTs)

330 Mr. Peebles.....LOL. My brother ordered the Atlas thing and it wound up under his bed next to empty twinkie wrappers. I bet he made a shit ton of money off of skinny or tubby kids.

Posted by: Cheri at July 07, 2020 05:42 PM (oiNtH)

331
Despite providing almost no funding, China has WHO at its beck and call; basically WHO is a mouthpiece for China. The unofficial funding to select officials, i.e. "bribes," buys maximum influence at minimum price. Lying, inaction, and incompetence should be much cheaper than $750 million.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 07, 2020 05:42 PM (JdiCZ)

332 >>What bullshit! His dynamic tension method took me from a 98 pound weakling to a sexual t-rex..

Aren't those short arms a problem for the masturbation thing?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 07, 2020 05:42 PM (ZLI7S)

333 Ernie.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 07, 2020 05:37 PM (ezSUn)


Ah...yeah.

Murdered my own joke.

*pours out beer on ground*

Posted by: naturalfake at July 07, 2020 05:42 PM (dWwl8)

334 W.H.O. -- aren't they the ones who released the seminal rock-opera album "Commie" in 1969?

Posted by: zombie at July 07, 2020 05:43 PM (HEEq1)

335 The UN Human rights council are experts at Human Rights destroying since they all do it every day.

Posted by: Skip at July 07, 2020 05:43 PM (6f16T)

336 Th was important enough to the Greeks that they gave it it's own letter, Theta - which makes a lot more sense than the way we do it.

and it was used in the name of the famous gay Athenian philosopher, Thocrateth.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 07, 2020 05:43 PM (Kpl3J)

337 Even retarded Gov Abbott exempted from his mask order counties with 20 or fewer Covid deaths.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 07, 2020 05:38 PM (q1Pj5)

We haven't had 20 deaths statewide, but our idiot mayor is requiring masks everywhere. Guess how many folks at our gun dealer were wearing masks this week?

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 07, 2020 05:43 PM (okGHj)

338 Yet if this coworker loaded up on beans or Chipotle at lunch

Rookie move.

Posted by: Eric Swalwell at July 07, 2020 05:43 PM (DMUuz)

339 >>sorry.

>>Yesterday was pretty much dentist and chores ...

Just goofing around. This place is famous for breaking news that happened last week.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 07, 2020 05:43 PM (ZLI7S)

340 What bullshit! His dynamic tension method took me from a 98 pound weakling to a sexual t-rex..

Aren't those short arms a problem for the masturbation thing?
Posted by: JackStraw at July 07, 2020


*
*

No wonder the rex was always so irritable

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 07, 2020 05:43 PM (rpbg1)

341 The unofficial funding to select officials, i.e. "bribes," buys maximum influence at minimum price.


but enough about Congress..

Posted by: Grump928© at July 07, 2020 05:43 PM (yQpMk)

342 I haven't seen Lysol spray in the stores since this shit started.
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 07, 2020 05:40 PM (dUJdY)

I just looked at Walmart's page . A dozen different version of Lysol spray, all out of stock. LOL.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 07, 2020 05:43 PM (0bosY)

343 Another random rant -

I hear a lot of people blaming the "civil unrest" on people being idle due to the commie virus. I disagree. They planned this long ago - remember Charlottesville? They were going to riot this summer no matter what because of the election, and the orange man.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest



This.

and this rant was planned wasn't it!!??

Posted by: Diogenes at July 07, 2020 05:43 PM (axyOa)

344 So the UN is saying the Soleimani killing was a violation of international law.


For people who can't stop yelling 'Death to America!', they sure get in a snit when it's our serve, don't they?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 07, 2020 05:44 PM (oVJmc)

345 What bullshit! His dynamic tension method took me from a 98 pound weakling to a sexual t-rex..

Aren't those short arms a problem for the masturbation thing?
Posted by: JackStraw at July 07, 2020 05:42 PM (ZLI7S)

No, because it also adds inches to your "member" so you don't have to crouch and reach so far down.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 07, 2020 05:44 PM (gtdYu)

346 314
BREAKING NEWS-- Controversial Dr. Scott Atlas has been banished from the AMA; will lose his license to practice medicine.





What bullshit! His dynamic tension method took me from a 98 pound weakling to a sexual t-rex..


so... it shortened your arms?

Posted by: Anachronda at July 07, 2020 05:44 PM (sGtp+)

347 Peebles, LOL!

Posted by: rhomboid at July 07, 2020 05:44 PM (El6T/)

348 Ooh. Kim used to have a nice set of rockets.
So for nostalgia sake I goggled her and she's Botched.

https://tinyurl.com/ycl7m2ze
Posted by: wth

Jeebus! And I thought Meg Ryan was bad.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 07, 2020 05:45 PM (+y/Ru)

349 Aren't those short arms a problem for the masturbation thing?
Posted by: JackStraw at July 07, 2020 05:42 PM


By definition, you can't jack it without a short arm.

Posted by: Charles Atlas at July 07, 2020 05:45 PM (DMUuz)

350 If Kim Novak married Eddie Kovacs and kicked Mitt Romney in the nuts, she'd be

Kim Novak Kovacs wracks hack.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 07, 2020 05:36 PM (dWwl

While that may be true, I have no idea why it should come about, nor what the significance of it might be.

But you go, Skippy!
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 07, 2020 05:41 PM (okGHj)



Another Russian bot self-identifies.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 07, 2020 05:45 PM (dWwl8)

351 Compared to the size of the Rex, those arms are pretty damned big. Big enough to grab you and hoist you into the Rex's jaws for a munching.

Posted by: Ruthless at July 07, 2020 05:45 PM (/uaBM)

352 Obama cheated at golf. Or was that Clinton?

Clinton was so good he could cheat while golfing...

Posted by: t-bird at July 07, 2020 05:45 PM (DMQdU)

353 Aren't those short arms a problem for the masturbation thing?
Posted by: JackStraw at July 07, 2020 05:42 PM (ZLI7S)

---

Think what a sex monster you would be if you could no longer masturbate.

Posted by: RKae at July 07, 2020 05:45 PM (tmL+x)

354 Poe: Hey Pretty (Drive-By 2001 Remix):
https://youtu.be/h_lhspmjCJ4

(borderline NSFW)

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2020 05:46 PM (hYcqw)

355
After they recommended tiger penis as a WuFlu cure? How could he?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 07, 2020 05:46 PM (mht8P)

356 Another Russian bot self-identifies.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 07, 2020 05:45 PM (dWwl

Still don't know what the hell that means.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 07, 2020 05:46 PM (okGHj)

357 I have a huge can of Clorox disinfectant spray. I assume it does the same thing. I pretty much only wear the bandana at the last second when entering a store. The only other thing is washing real good with soap when I come home.

I guess I could spray things with the Clorox spray but I am not sure what the point would be really. The one thing going for me when they went down is I actually had a few bottles of 90 percent isopropyl and even aloe vera gel.

btw, the site seems to thing isopropyl is a misspelling.

Posted by: Quint at July 07, 2020 05:46 PM (hHxp2)

358 235 And I'm never going back

To my old WHO
Posted by: JackStraw at July 07, 2020 05:26 PM (ZLI7S)


Now I have a Steely Dan earworm.

gee, thanks.



You go back, Jack, do it again.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 07, 2020 05:46 PM (sy5kK)

359 253 "Fezzes are not cool."
Posted by: Scottish ginger at July 07, 2020 05:28 PM (fz0iQ)

Well played!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obnblNruPiU

Posted by: Khun at July 07, 2020 05:46 PM (Pkbg6)

360 Had a prof years ago who used to work in the UN. She said it was just hilarious when these shit-stained third-world buttheads (her term) would rant and rave about the US but then over drinks that evening come up and say, "Hey, just kidding. That was for the folks back home...now about that loan for a hundred tractors. Can we have that in cash?"

Posted by: Diogenes at July 07, 2020 05:46 PM (axyOa)

361
BREAKING NEWS-- Controversial Dr. Scott Atlas has been banished from the AMA; will lose his license to practice medicine.
Posted by: JoeF.


His brother Charles kicks sand in the face of the AMA.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 07, 2020 05:46 PM (aKsyK)

362

Listerine type mouthwash is a phenol based compound some versions have alcohol in it as well. we have sterilize medical instruments with it overseas without issue. It's fine as a topical disinfectant.

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 07, 2020 05:46 PM (H1ydv)

363 No, because it also adds inches to your "member" so you don't have to crouch and reach so far down.
Posted by: JoeF.

Not true. There is a reason they died out.

Posted by: Cheri at July 07, 2020 05:47 PM (oiNtH)

364 True fact, Clorox Wipes contain no clorox.

Posted by: Grump928© at July 07, 2020 05:47 PM (yQpMk)

365
I approve.
Posted by: Assistant Associate AoSHQ Copy Editor, 1st Punctuation Division, Oxford Comma
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Well, why I appreciate your endorsement of the usage, 'Kiss me stupid' sounds fine too.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 07, 2020 05:47 PM (L47aO)

366 336
Th was important enough to the Greeks that they gave it it's own letter,
Theta - which makes a lot more sense than the way we do it.


we used to have a couple: eth and thorn. bad handwriting made thorn look a lot like y, which is how we wound up with "ye olde".

Posted by: Anachronda at July 07, 2020 05:47 PM (sGtp+)

367 >>Not true. There is a reason they died out.

Finally, someone who understands science.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 07, 2020 05:47 PM (ZLI7S)

368 The U.S. pulled out of WHO at exactly
5:15

Posted by: JoeF


Oblig.:

https://tinyurl.com/WHO-515

Bonus track:

https://tinyurl.com/WHO-The-Real-Me


Enjoy

Posted by: Sharkman at July 07, 2020 05:48 PM (QARMO)

369 Ooh. Kim used to have a nice set of rockets.
So for nostalgia sake I goggled her and she's Botched.

https://tinyurl.com/ycl7m2ze
Posted by: wth

Jeebus! And I thought Meg Ryan was bad.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 07, 2020


*
*

To be fair, Kim IS 87 years old.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 07, 2020 05:48 PM (rpbg1)

370
Well, why I appreciate


'...while I appreciate...'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 07, 2020 05:48 PM (L47aO)

371 348 Ooh. Kim used to have a nice set of rockets.
So for nostalgia sake I goggled her and she's Botched.


She is 75 so it's understandable that she'd want to retain some of that beauty but that's ... she probably regrets half of it.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 07, 2020 05:49 PM (ezSUn)

372 Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 07, 2020 05:42 PM (LWu6U)

I'm wondering how much of the violent crime is being done by all those prisoners they released so the poor sweet dears wouldn't catch the Covids.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 07, 2020 05:49 PM (uquGJ)

373 Think what a sex monster you would be if you could no longer masturbate.





Posted by: RKae at July 07, 2020 05:45 PM (tmL+x)


Think of the auto-self-combustions, man! Oh the humanity!

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 07, 2020 05:49 PM (q1Pj5)

374 298


If Kim Novak married Eddie Kovacs and kicked Mitt Romney in the nuts, she'd be


Kim Novak Kovacs wracks hack.



Posted by: naturalfake at July 07, 2020 05:36 PM (dWwl

You forgot sack.

Posted by: DooDad at July 07, 2020 05:49 PM (SnLSx)

375 I'm a little bit surprised. But no one mentioned the photog's name? Am I getting too low brow or the horde too high brow?

Posted by: banana Dream at July 07, 2020 05:49 PM (l6b3d)

376 So for nostalgia sake I goggled her and she's Botched.

https://tinyurl.com/ycl7m2ze





Whoa. I had no idea she played that kid in Mask.

Posted by: Grump928© at July 07, 2020 05:49 PM (yQpMk)

377 True fact, Clorox Wipes contain no clorox.

Posted by: Grump928©



Well, really. What's in a name afterall?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 07, 2020 05:50 PM (axyOa)

378 DBCooper, funny how so many legendary bands lost their drummer, and then their mojo.

On a sort of related note, Ringo Starr just celebrated his 80th today...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at July 07, 2020 05:50 PM (ZSK0i)

379 "our idiot mayor is requiring masks everywhere. "

you misspelled "mayor who is pro life".

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 07, 2020 05:50 PM (FywQq)

380 >>His brother Charles kicks sand in the face of the AMA.


Hahaha!

Crying here...
My ex ray glasses are all fogged up!

Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2020 05:50 PM (kwkTz)

381 197, 172- The UN's, I think. "International territory."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2020 05:18 PM (hYcqw)

Well, then we're taking it back. I believe the politically correct term these days is Red Tail givers.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 07, 2020 05:21 PM

We could start by making them pay all of their parking tickets. They won't have enough left over to funnel to WHO.

Posted by: Moonbeam at July 07, 2020 05:51 PM (qe5CM)

382 Not true. There is a reason they died out.

-
Repealed Net Neutrality?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 07, 2020 05:51 PM (+y/Ru)

383 W.H.O. -- aren't they the ones who released the seminal rock-opera album "Commie" in 1969?

Posted by: zombie



This is an award-worthy comment.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 07, 2020 05:51 PM (QARMO)

384 well after iraq, and the disbanding of their military, did they learn any lesson from that, apparently not, we went to fight for al queda, gitmo detainees, trained the rebels in libya, that's the masterminds of benghazi, one of whom who was captured two years in eastern libya, no major american broadsheet noted it,

Posted by: thomas hobbes at July 07, 2020 05:52 PM (hMlTh)

385 Imma Makeabuck, that's a pretty girl's name.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 07, 2020 05:52 PM (ezSUn)

386 I once stayed in a little hotel about two blocks from the UN, and it was kind of like the bar scene in Star Wars.

Posted by: Ruthless at July 07, 2020 05:52 PM (/uaBM)

387

My county told our baby kiilling loving, commie, Kathleen Sebelious part 2 gov to take her most recent mask eo and put it where the sun don't shine.

They may not have used those exact words but...

Posted by: TeeJ at July 07, 2020 05:52 PM (Jd44p)

388 Ghimmea Dollah

Posted by: Braenyard at July 07, 2020 05:53 PM (ezSUn)

389 mine has two types of ammonium chloride. Not sure if that is Clorox but it sounds like something.

Posted by: Quint at July 07, 2020 05:53 PM (hHxp2)

390 Ringo's cool. Except for that little "You're 16" problem.



Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 07, 2020 05:53 PM (FtO5h)

391 Not true. There is a reason they died out.

Laser-equipped Megalodons.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 07, 2020 05:53 PM (DMUuz)

392 To be fair, Kim IS 87 years old.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 07, 2020 05:48 PM (rpbg1)



Yeah, at 87 you can't expect much.

But, holy cow, that is some weird plastic surgery.

Looks like she tried out for the role of "The Dark Knight's Joker.

"You wanna know how I got these scars.
*licks lips*
"I went to a lousy plastic surgeon!!"

Posted by: naturalfake at July 07, 2020 05:53 PM (dWwl8)

393 264 The WWII passcode "flash" ... "thunder" has a feature, that the voiceless dental fricative (th) is foreign to German speakers.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 07, 2020 05:31 PM (LxTcq)


"Whiskey" works, too.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 07, 2020 05:53 PM (8C7+r)

394 btw, the site seems to thing isopropyl is a misspelling.


Well, the spelling's ok but technically it's a grammatical error.

Either isopropyl alcohol or isopropanol...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at July 07, 2020 05:53 PM (ZSK0i)

395 My county actually asked the governor if it would be OK. Self gassing non-Jews.

Posted by: Ruthless at July 07, 2020 05:54 PM (/uaBM)

396
"our idiot mayor is requiring masks everywhere. "

you misspelled "mayor who is pro life".
Posted by: boulder t'hobo


Wear this mask:

https://tinyurl.com/ycpm7bsn

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 07, 2020 05:54 PM (aKsyK)

397 I have a huge can of Clorox disinfectant spray. I assume it does the same thing. I pretty much only wear the bandana at the last second when entering a store. The only other thing is washing real good with soap when I come home.

I guess I could spray things with the Clorox spray but I am not sure what the point would be really. The one thing going for me when they went down is I actually had a few bottles of 90 percent isopropyl and even aloe vera gel.

btw, the site seems to thing isopropyl is a misspelling.
Posted by: Quint at July 07, 2020 05:46 PM (hHxp2)

Clorox disinfecting spray kills Sars, etc. and all the previous RNA viruses. So yes, Covid 19 isn't some super virus impervious to disinfectants. If you go to Clorox's website, there is an automatic drop down that tells you it is never safe to ingest or inject Clorox disinfecting spray. Honest to goodness, they have a disclaimer about Trump's joke from two months ago.

I remember Dr. Fauci telling the press that the reason handwashing with soap kills Covid 19 is because it dissolves the fat coat on the outside of the virus which causes it to dehydrate and die. It's why handwashing, laundry detergent and alcohol sanitizer kills it.

But the EPA needed four months.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 07, 2020 05:54 PM (0bosY)

398 Aren't those short arms a problem for the masturbation thing?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 07, 2020 05:42 PM (ZLI7S)

When you have T-Rex dick short arms not problem.
IYKWIM

Posted by: T-Rex at July 07, 2020 05:54 PM (v0R5T)

399 AHHHHH we are all gonna die now

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 07, 2020 05:54 PM (DzzLM)

400 How many Americans have died since we left the WHO?


Tens of thousands?

Posted by: Ha at July 07, 2020 05:54 PM (KgzRF)

401
Shows you how stupid Trump is.
That's not going to stop the BBC from producing the TV show.

Posted by: AOC at July 07, 2020 05:55 PM (t6XCL)

402
Wear this mask:

https://tinyurl.com/ycpm7bsn
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 07, 2020 05:54 PM (aKsyK)

Oh, I have GOT to get one that says "Governor" instead of "Mayor."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 07, 2020 05:55 PM (FtO5h)

403 Reminded me of a profound thought on passing gas. So
a cubicle warrior sitting next to you farts. Now that gas, mixed with
some fecal particles, is then "filtered" through undergarments (fart
catchers if you will), followed by pants (or skirt, dress, outer layer
of clothing). Thats a minimum of two layers of cloth. Yet if this
coworker loaded up on beans or Chipotle at lunch, you are going to get a
good whiff of said fecal material - material already filtered.So this
is an argument to be considered on why wear masks.


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 07, 2020 05:38 PM (N39Ws)

====
I use this argument all the time with Karens that I know. They just don't understand it and say we should still wear a mask.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 07, 2020 05:55 PM (pw+jk)

404
Well, the spelling's ok but technically it's a grammatical error.

Either isopropyl alcohol or isopropanol...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at July 07, 2020 05:53 PM (ZSK0i)


*sniffs haughtily*

2-propanol

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 07, 2020 05:55 PM (mht8P)

405 Posted by: Jack Sock at July 07, 2020 05:46 PM (H1ydv)

I mix it with vinegar and lemon-infused vodka for a household cleaner. It's cheap, cleans glass well, and I like the smell. I have no idea how good a disinfectant it is, but I don't really care either.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 07, 2020 05:55 PM (uquGJ)

406 400 How many Americans have died since we left the WHO?


Tens of thousands?
Posted by: Ha at July 07, 2020 05:54 PM (KgzRF)

===========

My records indicate that they were tax cut murders first.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 07, 2020 05:56 PM (LvTSG)

407 I mix it with vinegar and lemon-infused vodka for a household cleaner.


and it's great over ice.

Posted by: Grump928© at July 07, 2020 05:56 PM (yQpMk)

408 2-propanol

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 07, 2020 05:55 PM (mht8P)



You be you. As a chemist, either one works...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at July 07, 2020 05:56 PM (ZSK0i)

409 "Ooops, ouch, thud"

The Commie Whut Told Da Central Committeh They'd Get Good Value For Da Money

Posted by: DaveA at July 07, 2020 05:56 PM (FhXTo)

410 374 298


If Kim Novak married Eddie Kovacs and kicked Mitt Romney in the nuts, she'd be


Kim Novak Kovacs wracks hack.



Posted by: naturalfake at July 07, 2020 05:36 PM (dWwl

You forgot sack.
Posted by: DooDad at July 07, 2020 05:49 PM (SnLSx)


Hacky sack?

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 07, 2020 05:56 PM (8C7+r)

411 Clorox disinfecting spray kills Sars, etc. and all
the previous RNA viruses. So yes, Covid 19 isn't some super virus
impervious to disinfectants. If you go to Clorox's website, there is an
automatic drop down that tells you it is never safe to ingest or inject
Clorox disinfecting spray. Honest to goodness, they have a disclaimer
about Trump's joke from two months ago.



I remember Dr. Fauci telling the press that the reason handwashing
with soap kills Covid 19 is because it dissolves the fat coat on the
outside of the virus which causes it to dehydrate and die. It's why
handwashing, laundry detergent and alcohol sanitizer kills it.



But the EPA needed four months.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 07, 2020 05:54 PM (0bosY)

people are pretty dumb these days. i remember years ago a lawn mower had a sticker on it that said you are not supposed to use it to trim your hedges. Someone tried that it is did not go well.

Posted by: Quint at July 07, 2020 05:57 PM (hHxp2)

412 I once stayed in a little hotel about two blocks from the UN, and it was kind of like the bar scene in Star Wars.

Posted by: Ruthless



I would pay money to see that bar get lit up like the bar in Team America: World Police . . .

Posted by: Sharkman at July 07, 2020 05:57 PM (QARMO)

413 I mix it with vinegar and lemon-infused vodka for a household cleaner.


I just mixed Curacao with vodka and lemonade. My pipes are getting cleaned...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at July 07, 2020 05:57 PM (ZSK0i)

414 Ach du liebe Zeit! Luftansia to lay off 1/5 of management.

Posted by: Grump928© at July 07, 2020 05:57 PM (yQpMk)

415 >>When you have T-Rex dick short arms not problem.

Somebody is complaining too much.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 07, 2020 05:57 PM (ZLI7S)

416 Woot!

Now do the UN.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at July 07, 2020 05:58 PM (4k/Uz)

417 I remember Dr. Fauci telling the press that the reason handwashing with soap kills Covid 19 is because it dissolves the fat coat on the outside of the virus which causes it to dehydrate and die. It's why handwashing, laundry detergent and alcohol sanitizer kills it.

But the EPA needed four months.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 07, 2020 05:54 PM (0bosY)



Theoretically, one could put soapy water in the spritzer and kill it?

Posted by: Braenyard at July 07, 2020 05:58 PM (ezSUn)

418 to be fair, Kim IS 87 years old.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 07, 2020 05:48 PM (rpbg1)

But wth will look as manly and studly at 87 as he did at 25.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 07, 2020 05:59 PM (oDRcK)

419 I watched The Death of Stalin and it was funny in a silly sort of way while making fun of the Commies, but what made it even funnier was that literally NO ONE looked like the people they were playing.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 07, 2020 05:59 PM (gtdYu)

420 2-propanol

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 07, 2020 05:55 PM (mht8P)

Dimethyl carbinol
(I think)

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 07, 2020 05:59 PM (dLLD6)

421
Oh, I have GOT to get one that says "Governor" instead of "Mayor."
Posted by: Guy Smiley


Here you go:

https://tinyurl.com/yao82tov

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 07, 2020 05:59 PM (aKsyK)

422 mine has two types of ammonium chloride. Not sure if that is Clorox but it sounds like something.


Posted by: Quint at July 07, 2020 05:53 PM (hHxp2)

but the point was it does not contain bleach I am sure. Understood, bleach is something else.

Posted by: Quint at July 07, 2020 05:59 PM (hHxp2)

423 That claim about SAT tests, unsupported, of course - what's next? "Donald copied off his neighbor in 10th grade geography class!!!!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 07, 2020 05:34 PM (Kpl3J)

*********************************

The Russia collusion hoax, the Avenatti scams, the star chamber impeachment farce without a crime, a virus originating in China that China & the WHO lied about & chaos in cities run by Dems for decades.

None of it worked.

So now they are down to family squabbles about inheritance and hard feelings about who should have received what.

They had nothing, now they have less than nothing.

Posted by: Venus at July 07, 2020 05:59 PM (iYXhj)

424 and it's great over ice.

Posted by: Grump928© at July 07, 2020 05:56 PM (yQpMk)

Lol, yes I did expect that from someone.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 07, 2020 05:59 PM (uquGJ)

425 Best way to kill the little buggers is to make fun of them. Laugh and point. Works a charm.

Posted by: Ruthless at July 07, 2020 05:59 PM (/uaBM)

426 to be fair, Kim IS 87 years old.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 07, 2020 05:48 PM (rpbg1)

But wth will look as manly and studly at 87 as he did at 25.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 07, 2020 05:59 PM (oDRcK)

no one.....but it's "different"

Posted by: JoeF. at July 07, 2020 06:00 PM (gtdYu)

427 you are going to get a good whiff of said fecal material
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 07, 2020 05:38 PM


At that point, you're mostly detecting gaseous aromatics, thiosulfates being one of the prime smellers.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 07, 2020 06:00 PM (DMUuz)

428 392 To be fair, Kim IS 87 years old.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 07, 2020 05:48 PM (rpbg1)


She was a woman and I was but a child.
Pakata pakata pakata

Posted by: Braenyard at July 07, 2020 06:00 PM (ezSUn)

429 419 I watched The Death of Stalin and it was funny in a silly sort of way while making fun of the Commies, but what made it even funnier was that literally NO ONE looked like the people they were playing.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 07, 2020 05:59 PM (gtdYu)

==========

That movie is great, and it's so obviously about a group of awful people fighting for the decaying corpse of a nation.

The humor is a respite from the awfulness, and a wonderfully biting way to tell the story.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 07, 2020 06:00 PM (LvTSG)

430 How did T-Rexes have sex ?

I am imagining the female as one of those drinky bird lawn ornaments.

Posted by: jsg at July 07, 2020 06:00 PM (Dmoy9)

431
Now do the UN.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at July 07, 2020 05:58 PM (4k/Uz)


Trump should show up there with a bunch of engineers, loudly refer to the place as "this dump" and muse about where the bar and restaurant should go.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 07, 2020 06:00 PM (mht8P)

432 turtle bay not US. so no posse comitatus problems.
send in the 82nd to play m19 tag with the diplokleps!

Posted by: Belisarius at July 07, 2020 06:00 PM (B1JrQ)

433 >>Best way to kill the little buggers


is softly, with His Song.




Posted by: Roberta Flack at July 07, 2020 06:00 PM (kwkTz)

434 Apropos po of nothin, I was in the grocery store yesterday and a young couple is there with their two kiddies. All wearing mask. Fine, not a problem if that's your thing. But mom's mask says "F*ck Covid", but with the actual spelling. WTH?

I guess I'm getting old.

Posted by: Barrel it up at July 07, 2020 06:01 PM (fz0iQ)

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 07, 2020 06:01 PM (LvTSG)

436 That was not my Roberta Flack sock.

Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2020 06:01 PM (kwkTz)

437 The Russia collusion hoax, the Avenatti scams, the star chamber impeachment farce without a crime, a virus originating in China that China & the WHO lied about & chaos in cities run by Dems for decades.

None of it worked.

So now they are down to family squabbles about inheritance and hard feelings about who should have received what.

They had nothing, now they have less than nothing.
Posted by: Venus at July 07, 2020 05:59 PM (iYXhj)

Yet as a cursory glance at Twatter will reveal, they persist!

Posted by: JoeF. at July 07, 2020 06:01 PM (gtdYu)

438 387 My county told our baby kiilling loving, commie, Kathleen Sebelious part 2 gov to take her most recent mask eo and put it where the sun don't shine.

They may not have used those exact words but...
Posted by: TeeJ
____________

I don't know where you live, but a gentleman I worked with when I was a resident of your state is a county commissioner with similar sentiment. I emailed him and suggested that his constituents would probably prefer secession, but that telling Gov. Karen where to get off was a good start.

Posted by: Furious George at July 07, 2020 06:01 PM (9vQJW)

439 >>That was not my Roberta Flack sock.

Tell it to the barrel.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 07, 2020 06:02 PM (ZLI7S)

440 >>> Apropos po of

Ugh. Proofread, THEN post.

Posted by: Barrel it up at July 07, 2020 06:02 PM (fz0iQ)

441 Nood

Posted by: Furious George at July 07, 2020 06:02 PM (9vQJW)

442
I been posting by myself on a new tread.
Just saying.

Posted by: YIKES! at July 07, 2020 06:02 PM (t6XCL)

443 T-Rex arms

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: David Hogg at July 07, 2020 06:02 PM (DMUuz)

444 That was not my Roberta Flack sock.

But it was your hash.

Anyways, Belisarius to the barrel, puhlease!

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at July 07, 2020 06:02 PM (ZSK0i)

445 That movie is great, and it's so obviously about a group of awful people fighting for the decaying corpse of a nation.

The humor is a respite from the awfulness, and a wonderfully biting way to tell the story.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 07, 2020 06:00 PM (LvTSG)

Steve Buscemi playing Kruschev as a Catskill tumbler was a hoot

Posted by: JoeF. at July 07, 2020 06:02 PM (gtdYu)

446 Just saw my first political ad for Denny Heck who is retiring from his House seat and run for Lt Gov here in Washington State. It emphasizes how he says Trump is unfit to be President.

Oh...the reason he is retiring from Congress? He's tired of the lack of civil discourse in Washington DC.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 07, 2020 06:03 PM (axyOa)

447 Wear this mask:

https://tinyurl.com/ycpm7bsn
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 07, 2020


*
*

Now THAT is a mask worth having!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 07, 2020 06:03 PM (rpbg1)

448 Belisarius to the barrel...

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Your Spirit Of '76 Masks!! at July 07, 2020 06:04 PM (cZjDV)

449 Dr. Scott Atlas Destroys Dr. Fauci and Clowns at
CDC Who Are Unable and Unwilling to Make Better Decisions Based on New
COVID-19 Data (VIDEO)

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 07, 2020 06:04 PM (3SIUH)

450 But all of that was when they were telling us the virus can live on surfaces for weeks. It can't.

Not only do they block any good news, they ratchet up the restrictions as there are fewer deaths and hospitalizations. A few more weeks and this won't qualify as an epidemic.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 07, 2020 06:04 PM (YynYJ)

451 so yeah, he got Med-Cancelled.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 07, 2020 06:05 PM (3SIUH)

452 429 419 I watched The Death of Stalin and it was funny in a silly sort of way while making fun of the Commies, but what made it even funnier was that literally NO ONE looked like the people they were playing.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 07, 2020 05:59 PM (gtdYu)

==========

That movie is great, and it's so obviously about a group of awful people fighting for the decaying corpse of a nation.

The humor is a respite from the awfulness, and a wonderfully biting way to tell the story.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 07, 2020 06:00 PM (LvTSG)

--Where is it?

Netflix? Prime?

Posted by: logprof at July 07, 2020 06:06 PM (oZuI0)

453 452 That movie is great, and it's so obviously about a group of awful people fighting for the decaying corpse of a nation.

The humor is a respite from the awfulness, and a wonderfully biting way to tell the story.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 07, 2020 06:00 PM (LvTSG)

--Where is it?

Netflix? Prime?
Posted by: logprof at July 07, 2020 06:06 PM (oZuI0)

===========

I watched it on Netflix Instant a couple of months ago. I think it's still there.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 07, 2020 06:06 PM (LvTSG)

454 https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/385329/

Insty link to Gutfeld tweet about the "luxury car" running over two protesters.

"Luxury car" to imply it was a rich (white) person when in fact the driver was black.

The press is evil.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 07, 2020 06:08 PM (LWu6U)

455 But wth will look as manly and studly at 87 as he did at 25.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 07, 2020 05:59 PM (oDRcK)
........

Touche.

Posted by: wth at July 07, 2020 06:10 PM (v0R5T)

456 >How did T-Rexes have sex ?


in the dressing room after the show

Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 07, 2020 06:12 PM (iTXRQ)

457 413
I just mixed Curacao with vodka and lemonade. My pipes are getting cleaned...

to be absolutely safe, you need to blow some out your nose to make certain those pipes are getting cleaned, too.

Posted by: Anachronda at July 07, 2020 06:13 PM (sGtp+)

458 Greetings:

All these days later, I still haven't come across any explanation about why we are paying 22% of The WHO's budget. Wealth redistribution. ??? Kowtow money ???

Posted by: 11B40 at July 07, 2020 06:23 PM (evgyj)

459 Well, Jane D'Oh! Good to see half your face. You are wearing your mask, right?

Posted by: Eromero at July 07, 2020 06:32 PM (XhWtx)

460 DB @ 456- Yeah, but they needed help unbuttoning their overall straps.

Posted by: Eromero at July 07, 2020 06:34 PM (XhWtx)

461 I've said it before and I will say it again. I will crawl over broken, shit covered glass to vote for this man this fall.

Posted by: aztec6 at July 07, 2020 06:49 PM (D2wY0)

462 It's a nice gesture, but after all the mail-in ballots are amassed and discovered in November, the new president in 2021 will rescind this order and pony back up for the WHO

Posted by: creax at July 07, 2020 06:51 PM (hCqcJ)

463 Good. Now let's talk about that building in NY that the UN squats in.

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