Hallnoosination Watch: "Noose," Or Likely Just Rope, Found at Off-Campus... Construction Site

I have a feeling this "Noose" will be dangling from a pulley, and located near a hook and a pallet.

You know, for lifting stuff up.

Posted by: Ace at 01:35 PM




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1 Mine

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 07, 2020 01:35 PM (KnJdm)

2 Not my fake noose, though.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 07, 2020 01:35 PM (KnJdm)

3 Boom!

Posted by: A Tabby Cat at July 07, 2020 01:35 PM (dJs6r)

4 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 07, 2020 01:36 PM (LvTSG)

5 Was a professor wearing a tie?

Posted by: pep at July 07, 2020 01:36 PM (v16oJ)

6 oh, FFS.

Posted by: SMH at July 07, 2020 01:36 PM (RU4sa)

7 Sigh, another noose-job.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at July 07, 2020 01:36 PM (gtatv)

8 So how long before all news stories are about 'nooses'?

Posted by: Someguy at July 07, 2020 01:36 PM (Zm+LZ)

9 ABC News doing the rope a dope.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 07, 2020 01:36 PM (k/TB6)

10 If America is so racist, why do the racists have to hide their identities when they do their racist things?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 07, 2020 01:36 PM (LvTSG)

11 The Meepapalooza Continues!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Meeps, the Housekeeper at July 07, 2020 01:36 PM (PiwSw)

12 Has there been a legitimate noose story since 2008 and the ascension of the Scoamf?

Posted by: Grump928© at July 07, 2020 01:36 PM (yQpMk)

13 Rope at a construction site.

wow

Posted by: SMH at July 07, 2020 01:36 PM (RU4sa)

14 Repost: Anyone seeing website outages today? Not AoS. But Amazon and a few others seem down for me. Seems related to firefox and possible SSL certificates from sites.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 07, 2020 01:37 PM (KnJdm)

15 All of these nooses, but no hangings.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at July 07, 2020 01:37 PM (1KKDF)

16 I used to wonder how people would find witches everywhere during the various witch hunting epidemics. Now I know.


Apparently you gas light people enough and they swallow it hook, line and sinker

Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2020 01:37 PM (qlFIA)

17 We need to have a National Conversation about Rope.

Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2020 01:37 PM (UKPAf)

18 I'm sure Subway had something to do with it.

Posted by: Mr.Know.It.All at July 07, 2020 01:37 PM (OM0BO)

19 Another "noose" story with no actual pics of the "noose"?

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 07, 2020 01:37 PM (sjdRT)

20 BREAKING :

HULU pulls Threes Company Episodes featuring Mr. And Mrs Roper.

Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2020 01:38 PM (UKPAf)

21 College students have to be the biggest pussies in the history of pussies.

Posted by: Grump928© at July 07, 2020 01:38 PM (yQpMk)

22 Fake Noose!

Posted by: Kensington at July 07, 2020 01:38 PM (IRDr0)

23 Man, their move to pivot to "noose" from "cross burning" or similar sure was smart. *Anything* can be a noose!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2020 01:38 PM (hYcqw)

24 17 We need to have a National Conversation about Rope.
Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2020 01:37 PM (UKPAf)

===========

It's a good movie, an interesting experiment, but not Hitchcock's best.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 07, 2020 01:38 PM (LvTSG)

25 believe all women, that lie about noose crimes.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 07, 2020 01:38 PM (Cus5s)

26 Does these News Agencies not realize how silly they look? No one outside of their very small bubble of total fanatics believes this stuff. People are rolling their eyes at best, laughing at worst

Posted by: Matthew Martin at July 07, 2020 01:38 PM (ZR7kf)

27 "Hallnoosination"


Good one, Ace !

Posted by: the_sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at July 07, 2020 01:38 PM (0IMgo)

28 8 So how long before all news stories are about 'nooses'?

The plural of noose is noosi

Posted by: Mr.Know.It.All at July 07, 2020 01:38 PM (OM0BO)

29 That university loves America more than Tucker Carlson!

Posted by: David French at July 07, 2020 01:38 PM (IRDr0)

30 11 The Meepapalooza Continues!
Posted by: I am the Shadout Meeps, the Housekeeper at July 07, 2020 01:36 PM (PiwSw)

I missed the Meepapalooza yesterday. Stupid work, horning in on my Horde time.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 07, 2020 01:38 PM (b4J4U)

31 Pictures???

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at July 07, 2020 01:39 PM (UUBmN)

32 No pic, added to the Jussie-esque glut of fakes lately? Yeah, my money's on either a fake or an outright lie.

Posted by: acethepug at July 07, 2020 01:39 PM (qPKAe)

33 Time for a Camacho Coyolar perfecto.

Meep you all later.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at July 07, 2020 01:39 PM (Ve//x)

34 It's worse than that, it's physics, Jim

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 07, 2020 01:39 PM (ifmtJ)

35 Noose and Squirrel 2020

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 07, 2020 01:39 PM (ja/kn)

36 Going willowed OT instantly because it's almost certainly Fake Noose and hot mail carriers are more in line with my interests.
-----
I had a smoking hot mail carrier for a while. She didnt last long. Girls like that quickly realize they can make more money with their looks.
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at July 07, 2020 01:30 PM (BqIHC)

Oh, hello there! Haven't seen you on this route before.

Oh, the shipping label? Yeah, I'm a doctor, I'm sorry, stupid Amazon always autofills the box and puts it on there...

Here, let me get that, it's a little heavy... I just bought this place and I'm building a wine cellar, that's what all this is, awfully nice oak, but man it weighs, doesn't it? Well, thank you!

What was your name?
Posted by: Vanya, FBI Spokesman at July 07, 2020 01:36 PM (PAvX0)

Posted by: Vanya, FBI Spokesman at July 07, 2020 01:39 PM (PAvX0)

37 14 Repost: Anyone seeing website outages today? Not AoS. But Amazon and a few others seem down for me. Seems related to firefox and possible SSL certificates from sites.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 07, 2020 01:37 PM (KnJdm)

Bezos may be trying to fake a blackout "result"?

Posted by: Daybreak at July 07, 2020 01:39 PM (BRkq2)

38 14
Repost: Anyone seeing website outages today? Not AoS. But Amazon and a
few others seem down for me. Seems related to firefox and possible SSL
certificates from sites.


Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 07, 2020 01:37 PM (KnJdm)

Disregard. PC BSOD lead to date/time set incorrectly and that was causing http requests to be incorrectly timed and rejected.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 07, 2020 01:39 PM (KnJdm)

39

The home improvement chain Home Depot has changed the way it sells ropes after customers found nooses made out of spooled rope in stores, according to multiple reports.

Fox Business and CNN, citing the retailer spokesperson, said all stores have removed spools of rope and are instead selling precut rope in lengths that are commonly sold.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 07, 2020 01:39 PM (aKsyK)

40 Also, amnesty for all meepers !

Posted by: the_sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at July 07, 2020 01:39 PM (0IMgo)

41 After the Justice Wars of the '20s, all crimes are noose crimes.

Posted by: Grump928© at July 07, 2020 01:39 PM (yQpMk)

42 I think this prime stoopid is expanding logarithmically

Posted by: FrodoB, just.no. at July 07, 2020 01:39 PM (dQF3z)

43 No wonder they're upset. It's dangerous to hang around a construction site.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Now running at SSD speeds at July 07, 2020 01:39 PM (SchxB)

44 I recommend at least 20 FBI agents to investigate.

This matter is too important for any fewer.

Posted by: RoyalOil at July 07, 2020 01:39 PM (aO8Gd)

45 The need for racists far outstrips the supply.

Posted by: iandeal at July 07, 2020 01:39 PM (bLfy6)

46 Johns Hopkins may have been an ardent abolitionist, but he was white.

Burn that college to the fucking ground.

Posted by: Balmer BLM at July 07, 2020 01:39 PM (oJN+m)

47 I had to learn to tie many kinds of knots back when I was a Boy Scout. Little did I know then that I was oppressing black people every time I tied a bowline.

Posted by: pep at July 07, 2020 01:39 PM (v16oJ)

48 http://www.fakehatecrimes.org/

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 07, 2020 01:39 PM (JFO2v)

49 I doubt anyone really gets the vapors at the sight of a knot in the end of a rope. Just another victim card in the deck. I might amend that to any sane person.

Posted by: Javems at July 07, 2020 01:40 PM (ofIwF)

50 Well, you know, it's MAGA country right there so...

Posted by: no good deed at July 07, 2020 01:40 PM (VSJUo)

51 (Looks up, reads new thread, grunts, resumes tying of thousands of small para-cord nooses)

Zod status: Car-Window-Borne Pre-Dawn Cluster-Bomb Noose-Dispersal Outrage Cultivation Operation.

CWBPDCBNDOCO.




Beautifully mutated.

Posted by: Zod at July 07, 2020 01:40 PM (XzT/D)

52 They don't teach knot tying in school anymore, do they?

These idiots do not know that a noose is a specific type of knot.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 07, 2020 01:40 PM (1g7ch)

53 14 Repost: Anyone seeing website outages today? Not AoS. But Amazon and a few others seem down for me. Seems related to firefox and possible SSL certificates from sites.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 07, 2020 01:37 PM (KnJdm)

No problems here.

Power cycle PC or Router?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 07, 2020 01:40 PM (ifmtJ)

54 BREAKING :

HULU pulls Threes Company Episodes featuring Mr. And Mrs Roper.
========

WTF? These people are insane. This is really out of control at this point.

Is it because Mr. Roper used to make fun of Jack for being (fake) gay?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 07, 2020 01:40 PM (vg8iE)

55 I saw goody proctor place the noose at the construction site.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 07, 2020 01:40 PM (7bcfy)

56 Old story, this one is already off the radar. It was probably a looped up electrical cord hanging on a nail.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 07, 2020 01:40 PM (Kpl3J)

57 Hey girls there's a noose in my pants. Come check it out. It won't bite...

Posted by: Regular joe at July 07, 2020 01:41 PM (L9P9s)

58 You can't trust a rope. Probably tied itself into knots trying to scare someone.

Posted by: huerfano at July 07, 2020 01:41 PM (9dnxb)

59 Neckties are nooses. Neckties are white-collar hate crime.

Resume the outrage.

Posted by: Zod at July 07, 2020 01:41 PM (XzT/D)

60 Another Magic Noose? The power of those things to induce mass diaper filling is astounding.

China is probably ramping up production presently. Fentanyl will be in short supply cuz all the container mega ships will be full of fargin' nooses.

Posted by: klaftern at July 07, 2020 01:41 PM (RuIsu)

61 We need to have a National Conversation about Rope.
Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2020 01:37 PM (UKPAf)

*puts on pedant hat*

In my industry 'rope' refers to wire rope. Synthetic or natural fiber ropes are 'line'. So do we need a National Conversation about line?

Posted by: Vanya, FBI Spokesman at July 07, 2020 01:41 PM (PAvX0)

62 All knots are racist!

Posted by: The Velcro Corporation at July 07, 2020 01:41 PM (Izzlo)

63 No picture of the 'noose' in the article.

Therefore fake noose

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 07, 2020 01:41 PM (ifmtJ)

64 @54...Don Knotts' estate has one hell of an agent.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 07, 2020 01:42 PM (ja/kn)

65 I wonder what the left would do if you put a noose on their statues of Marx?

Posted by: RoyalOil at July 07, 2020 01:42 PM (aO8Gd)

66 The home improvement chain Home Depot has changed the way it sells ropes after customers found nooses made out of spooled rope in stores, according to multiple reports.

Fox Business and CNN, citing the retailer spokesperson, said all stores have removed spools of rope and are instead selling precut rope in lengths that are commonly sold.
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It's almost like there are no longer any emotionally mature adults anywhere.

Almost.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 07, 2020 01:42 PM (vg8iE)

67 What's good for the noose is good for the pander.

Posted by: Zod at July 07, 2020 01:42 PM (XzT/D)

68 39

The home improvement chain Home Depot has changed the way it sells ropes after customers found nooses made out of spooled rope in stores, according to multiple reports.

Fox Business and CNN, citing the retailer spokesperson, said all stores have removed spools of rope and are instead selling precut rope in lengths that are commonly sold.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 07, 2020 01:39 PM (aKsyK)

Can you just tell them how high the limb is and how many hands high the horse is?

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 07, 2020 01:42 PM (JFO2v)

69 Later today I think I'll play Hangman with one of the kids.

_ e e _


Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at July 07, 2020 01:42 PM (Ve//x)

70

Black Indiana man allegedly victim of attempted lynching on 4th of July

https://tinyurl.com/y87c4b9d

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 07, 2020 01:42 PM (aKsyK)

71 16 I used to wonder how people would find witches everywhere during the various witch hunting epidemics. Now I know.


Apparently you gas light people enough and they swallow it hook, line and sinker
Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2020 01:37 PM (qlFIA)

It happens all the time. UFO's, Satanic kindergartens, the windshield pitting epidemic in Washington State in '54.

As Tommy Lee Jones Says in Men in Black "A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know that."

Posted by: Bete at July 07, 2020 01:42 PM (Ojki1)

72 Every damn white person has 4 nooses hanging from their shoes!
Bubba Wallace

Posted by: steevy at July 07, 2020 01:42 PM (KNsKs)

73 The demand for racism far exceeds the supply so it has to be immanitzed by any means necessary.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 07, 2020 01:42 PM (CCeYA)

74 How many of you can tie noose?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 07, 2020 01:42 PM (/DRav)

75 >>Therefore fake noose Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 07, 2020 01:41 PM (ifmtJ)

Posted by: Zod at July 07, 2020 01:43 PM (XzT/D)

76 Has Ben Shapiro condemned this yet?

Posted by: Guzalot at July 07, 2020 01:43 PM (Rz36l)

77 21 College students have to be the biggest pussies in the history of pussies.
Posted by: Grump928 at July 07, 2020 01:38 PM (yQpMk)

You called?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at July 07, 2020 01:43 PM (a/dOO)

78 54 BREAKING :

HULU pulls Threes Company Episodes featuring Mr. And Mrs Roper.
========

WTF? These people are insane. This is really out of control at this point.

Is it because Mr. Roper used to make fun of Jack for being (fake) gay?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 07, 2020 01:40 PM (vg8iE)

I don't see Three's Company on hulu at all.

Posted by: The Velcro Corporation at July 07, 2020 01:43 PM (Izzlo)

79 Anyway, maybe there's a noose on Hillary's server.

Think that'll get the fbi to investigate?

Posted by: RoyalOil at July 07, 2020 01:43 PM (aO8Gd)

80 In my industry 'rope' refers to wire rope.
Synthetic or natural fiber ropes are 'line'. So do we need a National
Conversation about line?

Posted by: Vanya, FBI Spokesman at July 07, 2020 01:41 PM (PAvX0)

What's My Line Gameshow - soon to be cancelled

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 07, 2020 01:44 PM (k/TB6)

81


Noose out front should've told you...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 07, 2020 01:44 PM (s2VJv)

82 My shoestrings are little hate crimes.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at July 07, 2020 01:44 PM (ftFVW)

83 Max Robinson was the first black to anchor network noose.

Posted by: Zod at July 07, 2020 01:44 PM (XzT/D)

84 New rule: If you find a noose, you must fill it.

Posted by: Wez at July 07, 2020 01:44 PM (iO0Y8)

85 Black lines matter!

Or manilla, or whatever...

Posted by: Parker at July 07, 2020 01:44 PM (zV/fi)

86 Clearly a national database for rope purchases needs to be created.

Posted by: fly gal at July 07, 2020 01:44 PM (6CtMt)

87 Synthetic or natural fiber ropes are 'line'. So do we need a National Conversation about line?


Which industry? In boating, cordage that hasn't been used is rope, once you use it/tie it/cut it, it's a line.

Posted by: no good deed at July 07, 2020 01:44 PM (VSJUo)

88 Rope.. Any rope in general.. is a hate crime now..

Posted by: Blanco at July 07, 2020 01:44 PM (BZQgK)

89 Not like ABC has any credibility left, but this is turning into self-parody.

Even if there WAS a noose on the site, and even if it was meant as some kind of racist statement, how in the hell is that national news??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 07, 2020 01:45 PM (KZzsI)

90 88 Rope.. Any rope in general.. is a hate crime now..
Posted by: Blanco at July 07, 2020 01:44 PM (BZQgK)


Farley Granger hardest hit...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 07, 2020 01:45 PM (s2VJv)

91 Sorry, more Fake Noose.

Noose out front shoulda told ya.

Posted by: RI Red at July 07, 2020 01:45 PM (ZVQcg)

92 In a quick survey of stories, I found that not a single one of the published stories on this had a picture of the actual "noose". At most, they would run a grainy black and white photo of a generic "noose" that they pulled off the internet.

And if that isn't a great big howling Tell...

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 07, 2020 01:45 PM (Kpl3J)

93 Confederate flags, nooses, and statues!
Oh my!

Posted by: Dorothy at July 07, 2020 01:45 PM (v0R5T)

94 Which industry? In boating, cordage that hasn't been used is rope, once you use it/tie it/cut it, it's a line.
Posted by: no good deed at July 07, 2020 01:44 PM (VSJUo)

Offshore oil. The terminology is mostly used in relation to things like crane rigging.

Posted by: Vanya, FBI Spokesman at July 07, 2020 01:45 PM (PAvX0)

95 If this country is so horribly racist why are there only fake hate crimes.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 07, 2020 01:45 PM (7bcfy)

96 Antifa made a lot of nooses what for to pull them statues down

Can we get the FBI to investigate those hate crimes?

Posted by: RoyalOil at July 07, 2020 01:45 PM (aO8Gd)

97 Synthetic or natural fiber ropes are 'line'. So do we need a National Conversation about line?


Which industry? In boating, cordage that hasn't been used is rope, once you use it/tie it/cut it, it's a line.

Posted by: no good deed



So the lines are drawn then?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 07, 2020 01:46 PM (axyOa)

98 NY Times...All the noose that's fit to print

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 07, 2020 01:46 PM (ja/kn)

99 We need a federal Department of Rope Investigation.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 07, 2020 01:46 PM (1ISKN)

100 Synthetic or natural fiber ropes are 'line'. So do we need a National Conversation about line?

Which industry? In boating, cordage that hasn't been used is rope, once you use it/tie it/cut it, it's a line.
Posted by: no good deed at July 07, 2020 01:44 PM (VSJUo)
+++++++++++++++
What about the verb form of "string 'im up?" That's neither rope nor line nor cable nor cord. We *desperately* need a conversation about this. It's *extremely* complicated and it's all problematic!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2020 01:46 PM (hYcqw)

101 this thread appeato be insufficiently aged
hmph

Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 07, 2020 01:46 PM (TOyHQ)

102 How many of you can tie noose?
--

Posted by: FrodoB, just.no. at July 07, 2020 01:46 PM (dQF3z)

103 Jussie Smollett found strangled in his home by the curtain pull.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at July 07, 2020 01:46 PM (ftFVW)

104 Hallnoosination Watch: "Noose," Or Likely Just Rope, Found at Off-Campus... Construction Site

Oh, fer cryin' out loud ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 07, 2020 01:46 PM (3bNB6)

105 If this country is so horribly racist why are there only fake hate crimes.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 07, 2020 01:45 PM (7bcfy)
+++++++
The demand for racism far outstrips its supply.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2020 01:46 PM (hYcqw)

106 BREAKING :

HULU pulls Threes Company Episodes featuring Mr. And Mrs Roper.
========


I've been watching Married with Children on Hulu recently.

It's doomed.

Posted by: Biergood at July 07, 2020 01:46 PM (FQWHA)

107 In my industry 'rope' refers to wire rope. Synthetic or natural fiber ropes are 'line'. So do we need a NationalConversation about line?
Posted by: Vanya, FBI Spokesman at July 07, 2020 01:41 PM (PAvX0)


Are you a rigger?

Is it OK to say "rigger"?

Posted by: hogmartin at July 07, 2020 01:46 PM (t+qrx)

108 #47 Up the rabbit hole, around the tree and back into the rabbit hole.

Posted by: Don at July 07, 2020 01:46 PM (9Onjb)

109 Nooses are rope, rope is made from hemp, therefore nooses should be cool.

Posted by: wth at July 07, 2020 01:46 PM (v0R5T)

110 I guess I'm going to have to go around with untied shoes now, lest I trigger someone. I just hope I don't trip and fall.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at July 07, 2020 01:46 PM (ch6++)

111 Obviously, the only solution is to ban rope, string, yarn, and anything else that can be fashioned into something resembling a noose, including, but not limited to, Play Doh, Legos and spaghetti.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 07, 2020 01:47 PM (ZCiJZ)

112 Can't swing a dead cat without hitting nooses these days. It's so... unexpected.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 07, 2020 01:47 PM (HhXSr)

113 Good to know, Vanya.

Posted by: no good deed at July 07, 2020 01:47 PM (VSJUo)

114 They pulled an episode of Golden Girls because they were wearing mud masks.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 07, 2020 01:47 PM (1ISKN)

115 Sheesh--It's perfectly hot and humid and still out, and I'm in the air conditioning not out supervising the Aztecs.

Fucking goldbricker.

Remain in light.

Posted by: Zod at July 07, 2020 01:47 PM (XzT/D)

116 Going willowed OT instantly because it's almost certainly Fake Noose and hot mail carriers are more in line with my interests.

-----

I had a smoking hot mail carrier for a while. She didnt last long.
Girls like that quickly realize they can make more money with their
looks.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at July 07, 2020 01:30 PM (BqIHC)



Oh, hello there! Haven't seen you on this route before.



Oh, the shipping label? Yeah, I'm a doctor, I'm sorry, stupid Amazon always autofills the box and puts it on there...



Here, let me get that, it's a little heavy... I just bought this
place and I'm building a wine cellar, that's what all this is, awfully
nice oak, but man it weighs, doesn't it? Well, thank you!



What was your name?

Posted by: Vanya, FBI Spokesman at July 07, 2020 01:36 PM (PAvX0)

Posted by: Vanya, FBI Spokesman at July 07, 2020 01:39 PM (PAvX0)


Here is your order for a [looks at shipping invoice] medical-grade vacuum erection device. Have a good day, sir. *giggles*

Posted by: Smoking Hot Delivery Babe at July 07, 2020 01:47 PM (q1Pj5)

117 Ban knots!!

Especially Top Knots!

Leave Don alone though.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 07, 2020 01:47 PM (1/o7O)

118 https://www.fakehatemap.com/

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 07, 2020 01:47 PM (JFO2v)

119 Are you a rigger?

Is it OK to say "rigger"?
Posted by: hogmartin at July 07, 2020 01:46 PM (t+qrx)

No. And yes.

Posted by: Vanya, FBI Spokesman at July 07, 2020 01:48 PM (PAvX0)

120 And now, Walter Cronkite and the Evening Noose.

Posted by: CBS at July 07, 2020 01:48 PM (HhXSr)

121 Is it OK to say "rigger"?


Obviously the answer is no.

/please self-flagellate for at least 1/2 hour to atone for your word sin!

Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 07, 2020 01:48 PM (ZCiJZ)

122 Hoaxes like this are noosey-goosey.

Posted by: JuJuBee at July 07, 2020 01:48 PM (COzlW)

123 OK so to get books from our local library, you have to order them on the website to get collected (which I do anyway). Then you schedule a day to go pick them up because we're all going to die from the Trump Virus, or something.

So I had to sign up to this website to schedule the pickup, and they had one of those captcha things where you click on pictures to show you're a human being.

The image asked for me to click on traffic lights but... some of the images bled very slightly into other squares. Are you supposed to click on those or not? Technically its part of the traffic light right? But I got it wrong when I chose them...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 07, 2020 01:48 PM (KZzsI)

124 More evidence that the Democrats realize that they're going to get buried in November, and are pulling out all the stops to try to avert that catastrophe.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 07, 2020 01:48 PM (3bNB6)

125 ABC News HQ did it and BLM thug army needs to burn them like a flag.

Posted by: Daybreak at July 07, 2020 01:48 PM (BRkq2)

126 Come on America,...rope is line, stairs are ladders, halls are pways, and walls are bulkheads. Stop crying.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 07, 2020 01:48 PM (ja/kn)

127 All The Young Dudes
Carry the Noose

Posted by: JoeF. at July 07, 2020 01:48 PM (gtdYu)

128 I'm sure probably rusty, but I learned to tie traditional noosage in 5th grade. At recess, not in class.

If there was a yootoob, I'm certain it would have been deep-sixed by now.

Posted by: klaftern at July 07, 2020 01:48 PM (RuIsu)

129 Which industry? In boating, cordage that hasn't been used is rope, once you use it/tie it/cut it, it's a line.


When does it become a cable?

Posted by: Grump928© at July 07, 2020 01:48 PM (yQpMk)

130 The year: 1995
The question: Hope Sandoval of Mazzy Star vs. Fiona Apple

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2020 01:48 PM (hYcqw)

131 Up the rabbit hole, around the tree and back into the rabbit hole.


Posted by: Don



We likes us some rabbits we do!

Posted by: The Otters at July 07, 2020 01:49 PM (axyOa)

132 How many of you can tie noose?
--

Posted by: FrodoB
Hmmm.
Angle brackets hide text.
Must review my HTML.

Posted by: FrodoB, just.no. at July 07, 2020 01:49 PM (dQF3z)

133 More evidence that the Democrats realize that they're going to get buried in November, and are pulling out all the stops to try to avert that catastrophe.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 07, 2020 01:48 PM (3bNB6)

Pulling out all the stops--and all the nooses

Posted by: JoeF. at July 07, 2020 01:49 PM (gtdYu)

134 Had a bumper sticker once..."I BRAKE FOR HALLUCINATIONS".

Posted by: BignJames at July 07, 2020 01:49 PM (X/Pw5)

135 You don't have to worry about nooses. You mf'ers are about to get shot by a gangbanger.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 07, 2020 01:49 PM (1ISKN)

136 Was it an overhand, double-back, Western noose?

Or a shipmate simplified quarter-turn noose?

PS: I made those up. But, with a little work, I bet the media would take them as real...

Posted by: RoyalOil at July 07, 2020 01:49 PM (aO8Gd)

137
How many of you can tie noose?


(waving hand/arm wildly) Pick me! Pick me!!

Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 07, 2020 01:50 PM (ZCiJZ)

138 Fox Business and CNN, citing the retailer spokesperson, said all stores have removed spools of rope and are instead selling precut rope in lengths that are commonly sold.

Oh for fuck's sake. Will they eliminate lumber next because you can build a gallows with it?

Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2020 01:50 PM (ZGrMX)

139 126
Come on America,...rope is line, stairs are ladders, halls are pways, and walls are bulkheads. Stop crying.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 07, 2020 01:48 PM (ja/kn)

And beds are racks.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 07, 2020 01:50 PM (k/TB6)

140 that bigot building had a noose? sounds like the building should be canceled.

Posted by: The Pudding at July 07, 2020 01:50 PM (UPp47)

141 The year: 1995
The question: Hope Sandoval of Mazzy Star vs. Fiona Apple
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2020 01:48 PM (hYcqw)

Alanis Morrisette--annoying , but BIG RACK she tried to hide, but you could still tell....

Posted by: JoeF. at July 07, 2020 01:50 PM (gtdYu)

142 no noose is good noose

all the noose fit to print

you want the good noose or the bad noose first

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 07, 2020 01:50 PM (JFO2v)

143
The Boy Who Cried Noose

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 07, 2020 01:50 PM (G51Gf)

144 They are going to ban certain Clint Eastwood movies.

And the remake of True Grit.


Nooses in movies must be purged!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 07, 2020 01:50 PM (1/o7O)

145 When does it become a cable?
Posted by: Grump928 at July 07, 2020 01:48 PM (yQpMk)

I actually don't know. It's probably usage context dependent.

Posted by: Vanya, FBI Spokesman at July 07, 2020 01:50 PM (PAvX0)

146 Keep Hoax Alive, America!

Posted by: t-bird at July 07, 2020 01:51 PM (DMQdU)

147 OMG - lock down!!
Get your masks on!!11!

Posted by: Menack at July 07, 2020 01:51 PM (buTO7)

148 John Hopkins identifies noose at construction site:
Mr. Epstein could not be reached for comment.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at July 07, 2020 01:51 PM (gtatv)

149 Another dangerous inanimate object, like a gun, just lying on the dresser, minding its own business, but a threat nonetheless to innocent bystanders, children, and the permanently outraged.

Posted by: FIIGMO at July 07, 2020 01:51 PM (Qf08A)

150 Well, I'm going to take the lift from my flat to go check the bonnet of my auto.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at July 07, 2020 01:51 PM (Ve//x)

151 The year: 1995
The question: Hope Sandoval of Mazzy Star vs. Fiona Apple
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2020 01:48 PM (hYcqw)

Jewel.

HUGE RACK

Posted by: JoeF. at July 07, 2020 01:51 PM (gtdYu)

152 130 The year: 1995
The question: Hope Sandoval of Mazzy Star vs. Fiona Apple

I wanted to fade into Hope Sandoval.

While Fiona Apple was hot, she was too thin for my tastes.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at July 07, 2020 01:51 PM (a/dOO)

153 When does it become a cable?
Posted by: Grump928
--

Once it goes to reruns.

Posted by: FrodoB, just.no. at July 07, 2020 01:51 PM (dQF3z)

154 @130...Fiona Apple, easy.

Poor bitch is so stupid she thinks I'm stupid. This ought be good...

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 07, 2020 01:51 PM (ja/kn)

155 Is there a photo of the noose? The linked article did not include one.

Posted by: DB- just DB at July 07, 2020 01:52 PM (iTXRQ)

156 Funny thing is if you watch Hang 'Em High he gets lynched with what looks like a running bowline.

Posted by: Vanya, FBI Spokesman at July 07, 2020 01:52 PM (PAvX0)

157 First Question:

WHERE IS THE PICTURE OF THE NOOSE?

Where is the picture of the racist graffiti, troubling artwork, etc., etc.

Posted by: rd at July 07, 2020 01:52 PM (+0uDE)

158 Remember the "noose" they found at Sonoma Raceway right after the Bubba Smollett "noose" at Talladega? Yeah, neither does anybody else. That one dropped off the face of the Earth real quick.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 07, 2020 01:52 PM (xPl2J)

159 Fiona Apple was a bad, bad girl.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 07, 2020 01:52 PM (1ISKN)

160 Imagine a thousand strong mob shaking their monkey fists at the next riot.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 07, 2020 01:52 PM (axyOa)

161 The cult of Intersectionalism needs to be burned to the dirt.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 07, 2020 01:52 PM (3SIUH)

162 Don Knotts was in the military. Alot more successful then Duckworth.

Posted by: Regular joe at July 07, 2020 01:52 PM (L9P9s)

163 78 54 BREAKING :

HULU pulls Threes Company Episodes featuring Mr. And Mrs Roper.
========

WTF? These people are insane. This is really out of control at this point.

Is it because Mr. Roper used to make fun of Jack for being (fake) gay?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 07, 2020 01:40 PM (vg8iE)

I don't see Three's Company on hulu at all.
Posted by: The Velcro Corporation at July 07, 2020 01:43 PM (Izzlo)

--------------------------------

Pretty sure this was a joke (because of their name)

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 07, 2020 01:52 PM (CAJOC)

164 How many of you can tie noose?
---
If you can master the modified Spanish side slider noose, all other nooses are easy.

Posted by: RoyalOil at July 07, 2020 01:52 PM (aO8Gd)

165 Deefund all colleges and universities.

Posted by: Khun Ty at July 07, 2020 01:53 PM (zNOfO)

166 Alanis Morrisette--annoying , but BIG RACK she tried to hide, but you could still tell....
Posted by: JoeF. at July 07, 2020 01:50 PM (gtdYu)

Jewel.

HUGE RACK
Posted by: JoeF. at July 07, 2020 01:51 PM (gtdYu)
+++++++++++++
Leave it JoeF to move the goalposts!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2020 01:53 PM (hYcqw)

167 129
Which industry? In boating, cordage that hasn't been used is rope, once you use it/tie it/cut it, it's a line.





When does it become a cable?
When it is a hundred fathoms long.

Posted by: dc at July 07, 2020 01:53 PM (u0crE)

168 I am pretty sure that I learned how to tie a noose in the 3rd grade. All the pulls for the blinds in the classroom ended up as nooses and no one gave a shit.

Posted by: Grump928© at July 07, 2020 01:53 PM (yQpMk)

169 Fiona Apple had that slightly dirty, sexy hipster thing going on.

Then she opened her mouth at the Grammys and poof. Career over. All for telling the truth.

Fiona Apple Criminal was a good video. Seemed like a party you wanted to be at.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 07, 2020 01:53 PM (1/o7O)

170 I wonder if Mandatory Mask-Wearing is contributing to the noose hysteria by making people even stupider.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 07, 2020 01:53 PM (gtdYu)

171 I bet it was the lacrosse team. Its always the lacrosse team.

Posted by: SH at July 07, 2020 01:53 PM (sX1BW)

172 130 The year: 1995
The question: Hope Sandoval of Mazzy Star vs. Fiona Apple
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2020 01:48 PM (hYcqw)

Can I pick Cindy Crawford instead?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 07, 2020 01:53 PM (ifmtJ)

173
The name Sandoval always makes me laugh. I used to work with a welder named Sandoval. Guy was world-class - former underwater welder for the Navy. Really, the best in town. Didn't matter. Everybody on the crew still called him "Sandy Balls."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 07, 2020 01:53 PM (oJN+m)

174 ABC just goes along with it calling it a noose.

Posted by: Cheri at July 07, 2020 01:53 PM (oiNtH)

175 118 https://www.fakehatemap.com/
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 07, 2020 01:47 PM (JFO2v)

We have gone completely insane.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 07, 2020 01:53 PM (7bcfy)

176 The monkey fist knot is another tricky one.

Posted by: Vanya, FBI Spokesman at July 07, 2020 01:53 PM (PAvX0)

177 4-chan needs to convince the world that neck-ties are racist.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 07, 2020 01:53 PM (LWu6U)

178 Jewel.

HUGE RACK
Posted by: JoeF. at July 07, 2020 01:51 PM (gtdYu)

She was ruined for me when she went out with Sean Penn after her divorce.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 07, 2020 01:54 PM (2DOZq)

179 Fiona Apple had that slightly dirty, sexy hipster thing going on.

Then she opened her mouth at the Grammys and poof. Career over. All for telling the truth.
--------------------------------------------------------------

What did she say? I don't recall.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 07, 2020 01:54 PM (gtdYu)

180 Lift sling. Noose. Whatev, lets just say noose.

Posted by: Menack at July 07, 2020 01:54 PM (buTO7)

181 169 Fiona Apple had that slightly dirty, sexy hipster thing going on.

Then she opened her mouth at the Grammys and poof. Career over. All for telling the truth.

Fiona Apple Criminal was a good video. Seemed like a party you wanted to be at.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 07, 2020 01:53 PM (1/o7O)

Tidal is a damn good album, if you like that moody, sultry piano stuff.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 07, 2020 01:54 PM (ifmtJ)

182 The year: 1995
The question: Hope Sandoval of Mazzy Star vs. Fiona Apple
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2020 01:48 PM (hYcqw)


I'm not picky.

But note also that ca. 1995 Kennedy on MTV was a cutie.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 07, 2020 01:54 PM (t+qrx)

183 I rather liked Tori Amos.

Yeah, yeah.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at July 07, 2020 01:54 PM (Ve//x)

184 Your trusted source for nooseworthy events. All the noose that's fit to report.We've got a nose for noose.

Posted by: CNN-Commie News Network at July 07, 2020 01:54 PM (cCxiu)

185 Jewel.



HUGE RACK

Posted by: JoeF. at July 07, 2020 01:51 PM (gtdYu)


With a snaggle tooth

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 07, 2020 01:54 PM (k/TB6)

186 so.. it may have been said earlier... but don't ya know that when someone wants to get out of taking a test they pull the fire alarm handle... construction guys just got a few days off... and considering the climate we are in.. they may have gotten it with pay... or coincidentally.. a delivery was going to be late but since the job got shutdown... now it won't be.. please people just get back to work.

Posted by: Silent at July 07, 2020 01:54 PM (xh1To)

187 Here is your order for a [looks at shipping invoice] medical-grade vacuum erection device. Have a good day, sir. *giggles*
Posted by: Smoking Hot Delivery Babe at July 07, 2020 01:47 PM (q1Pj5)

Clearly labeled Not Penis Cream

https://tinyurl.com/yb4ofkpt

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 07, 2020 01:54 PM (JFO2v)

188 Fiona Apple had that slightly dirty, sexy hipster thing going on.

Then she opened her mouth at the Grammys and poof. Career over. All for telling the truth.

Fiona Apple Criminal was a good video. Seemed like a party you wanted to be at.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 07, 2020 01:53 PM (1/o7O)
+++++++++++++
"Slightly dirty?" What is "dirty dirty?" In that video, she was in the middle of what looked like a heroin-fueled porno shoot...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2020 01:54 PM (hYcqw)

189 >
159
Fiona Apple was a bad, bad girl.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 07, 2020 01:52 PM (1ISKN)


Can confirm.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 07, 2020 01:54 PM (sjdRT)

190 Jewel.

HUGE RACK
Posted by: JoeF. at July 07, 2020 01:51 PM (gtdYu)

She was ruined for me when she went out with Sean Penn after her divorce.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 07, 2020 01:54 PM (2DOZq)

Ugh

Posted by: JoeF. at July 07, 2020 01:54 PM (gtdYu)

191 I get no respect.

Posted by: The Gordian at July 07, 2020 01:54 PM (yQpMk)

192 4 How many of you can tie noose?
---
If you can master the modified Spanish side slider noose, all other nooses are easy.
Posted by: RoyalOil at July 07, 2020 0

Didn't they teach that in Boy Scouts?

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 07, 2020 01:55 PM (7bcfy)

193 I wonder if Mandatory Mask-Wearing is contributing to the noose hysteria by making people even stupider.

- -

Oxygen deprivation has that effect on people.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at July 07, 2020 01:55 PM (Ve//x)

194
I wonder if Mandatory Mask-Wearing is contributing to the noose hysteria by making people even stupider.

hmm, Oxygen-deprivation. Solid possibility.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 07, 2020 01:55 PM (3SIUH)

195 So I saw the videos of the "attempted lynching".


It looks like a group of idiots wrestling with each other. Am I missing a rope? Also, it sounds like the "racists" were hiking and the "non-racists" came up and started harassing them.


Maybe illegal, maybe not, as you can't see what happened before or even what is happening in the videos. But....a lynching it is not.


Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2020 01:55 PM (qlFIA)

196 4-chan needs to convince the world that neck-ties are racist.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 07, 2020 01:53 PM (LWu6U)

I wish they would. I hate wearing a tie. Fortunately, I almost never have to.

Posted by: Vanya, FBI Spokesman at July 07, 2020 01:55 PM (PAvX0)

197 Back during peak Michael Brown outrage, a bag filled with dog shit was found outside the Black Student Center at Vanderbilt.

The campus melted down until a student confessed that her dog took a sudden dump and she couldn't find a garbage can.

Because she was blind, you see

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 07, 2020 01:55 PM (9TdxA)

198 141 The year: 1995
The question: Hope Sandoval of Mazzy Star vs. Fiona Apple
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2020 01:48 PM (hYcqw)

Alanis Morrisette--annoying , but BIG RACK she tried to hide, but you could still tell....
Posted by: JoeF. at July 07, 2020 01:50 PM (gtdYu)

And she'd go down on you in a theater.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 07, 2020 01:55 PM (ifmtJ)

199 I rather liked Tori Amos.

Yeah, yeah.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at July 07, 2020 01:54 PM (Ve//x)


There is no shame in this.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 07, 2020 01:55 PM (t+qrx)

200 Fiona Apple had that slightly dirty, sexy hipster thing going on.

Then she opened her mouth at the Grammys and poof. Career over. All for telling the truth.
======

I don't remember that incident - what happened?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 07, 2020 01:55 PM (vg8iE)

201 Fiona Apple used to date David Blaine.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 07, 2020 01:55 PM (2DOZq)

202 It's probably a good thing Millennials don't care for board games; finding that "noose" in the Clue game would probably trigger a meltdown.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 07, 2020 01:56 PM (BeYX8)

203 The Hoax has been put on a ventilator. Not sure how big of a rack the Hoax has.

Posted by: klaftern at July 07, 2020 01:56 PM (RuIsu)

204 I wonder if Mandatory Mask-Wearing is contributing to the noose hysteria by making people even stupider--due to oxygen loss

Posted by: JoeF. at July 07, 2020 01:56 PM (gtdYu)

205 179 Fiona Apple had that slightly dirty, sexy hipster thing going on.

Then she opened her mouth at the Grammys and poof. Career over. All for telling the truth.
---
Across the Universe, in the top five videos ever made. And I don't know what the other 4 are.

https://youtu.be/RhMEKiIb86I

First time I saw it, I watched in maybe 50 times.

Posted by: Menack at July 07, 2020 01:56 PM (buTO7)

206 In the year 2525 will you survive?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 07, 2020 01:56 PM (/DRav)

207 She was ruined for me when she went out with Sean Penn after her divorce.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 07, 2020 01:54 PM (2DOZq)

But did boning Russell Brand and getting all his, and his STD's, genetic material *in and on* me for years ruin me for you? ;D

Posted by: Katy Perry at July 07, 2020 01:56 PM (9Ovst)

208 188 Fiona Apple had that slightly dirty, sexy hipster thing going on.

Then she opened her mouth at the Grammys and poof. Career over. All for telling the truth.

Fiona Apple Criminal was a good video. Seemed like a party you wanted to be at.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 07, 2020 01:53 PM (1/o7O)
+++++++++++++
"Slightly dirty?" What is "dirty dirty?" In that video, she was in the middle of what looked like a heroin-fueled porno shoot...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2020 01:54 PM (hYcqw)

'Dirty Dirty' is Nikki Minaj, Cardi B or Lil Kim, especially. Actual hookers

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 07, 2020 01:57 PM (ifmtJ)

209 so much national attention, shutting down the site, investigate ... will encourage fakes by BLM or even a competing business. Want to move business away from the competition ... put a noose up on their property, call in the FBI for a pre-dawn raid ...


Everything is now a "blacklash" ... going to church, failing to kneel, wearing a MAGA hat, singing God Bless America ... all of it. They want everyone in fear.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 07, 2020 01:57 PM (Cus5s)

210 It was an invisible noose, the worst kind.

Posted by: wth at July 07, 2020 01:57 PM (v0R5T)

211 202 My guess is that they have (or will) replace that game piece...

Posted by: steevy at July 07, 2020 01:57 PM (KNsKs)

212 I rather liked Tori Amos.

Yeah, yeah.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at July 07, 2020 01:54 PM (Ve//x)
+++++++++++++
She very much had the "complicated art school chick" thing going on...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2020 01:57 PM (hYcqw)

213 Fiona Apple used to date David Blaine.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 07, 2020 01:55 PM (2DOZq)



He used to regularly make his cock disappear.

In her.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 07, 2020 01:57 PM (gtdYu)

214 Why are nooses racist? White people were lynched and hanged too!

Posted by: Drew in MO at July 07, 2020 01:57 PM (cGlgB)

215 Apple said at the Grammys that all of it - fame and adulation and awards was bullshit.

The look on everyone's face was priceless.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 07, 2020 01:57 PM (1/o7O)

216 198 141 The year: 1995
The question: Hope Sandoval of Mazzy Star vs. Fiona Apple
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2020 01:48 PM (hYcqw)

Alanis Morrisette--annoying , but BIG RACK she tried to hide, but you could still tell....
Posted by: JoeF. at July 07, 2020 01:50 PM (gtdYu)

And she'd go down on you in a theater.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 07, 2020 01:55 PM (ifmtJ)

-------------------------

"If only real chicks went down this easy"

--Comic Book Guy, downing a bunch of Peeps

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 07, 2020 01:57 PM (CAJOC)

217 https://tinyurl.com/yagt4duq

Fiona Apple and Kip Winger


Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 07, 2020 01:57 PM (3SIUH)

218
The Boy Who Cried Noose
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


You said "BOY!"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 07, 2020 01:57 PM (aKsyK)

219 Alanis Morrisette--annoying , but BIG RACK she tried to hide, but you could still tell....

Posted by: JoeF. at July 07, 2020 01:50 PM (gtdYu)


Not when she was on "You Can't Do That On Television". Alistair never looked her in the eyes.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 07, 2020 01:57 PM (k/TB6)

220
It's probably a good thing Millennials don't care for board games;
finding that "noose" in the Clue game would probably trigger a meltdown.

-----------
Mrs. White, Rope (noose), in any room of that what was obviously a plantation home

Posted by: SH at July 07, 2020 01:57 PM (sX1BW)

221 6 mysterious explosions in Iran. Bad luck?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 07, 2020 01:58 PM (1ISKN)

222 Alanis Morrisette--annoying , but BIG RACK she tried to hide, but you could still tell....
Posted by: JoeF. at July 07, 2020 01:50 PM (gtdYu)

She has a serious negative rack now (i.e., waist measure substracted from bust measure).

Posted by: Daybreak at July 07, 2020 01:58 PM (BRkq2)

223 156 Funny thing is if you watch Hang 'Em High he gets lynched with what looks like a running bowline.
Posted by: Vanya, FBI Spokesman


I am willing to bet that the "noose" is a hollywood invention. Most lynching parties and hangmen probably just tied whatever knot they used in day to day knotting.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 07, 2020 01:58 PM (LWu6U)

224 I rather liked Tori Amos.

Yeah, yeah.


Crazy as a bat on ergot, but easy on the eyes and obviously of low morals.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 07, 2020 01:58 PM (KZzsI)

225 Awards are bullshit, the celebrities themselves only show up because thy get 10'sof thousands worth of goodies

Posted by: steevy at July 07, 2020 01:58 PM (KNsKs)

226 Across the Universe, in the top five videos ever made. And I don't know what the other 4 are.

https://youtu.be/RhMEKiIb86I

First time I saw it, I watched in maybe 50 times.
Posted by: Menack at July 07, 2020 01:56 PM (buTO7)
++++++++++++++
Everything she did for the Pleasantville soundtrack was very good. She really got her blues on, and did extremely well.

And yeah. That video gives me a funny feeling.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2020 01:58 PM (hYcqw)

227 Alamo's Morrisette used to be engaged to Ryan Reynolds.

I don't know why I know all these things other than listening to the Howard Stern show for years before I dropped him a couple of years ago.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 07, 2020 01:58 PM (2DOZq)

228 Then she opened her mouth at the Grammys and poof. Career over. All for telling the truth.

***

Hell, Brendan Frasier complained about a male producer groping him and got his career destroyed for it. Going against Hollywood in even the smallest way and poof...no career.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2020 01:58 PM (qlFIA)

229
We're talkin' about art-school weirdos from the 90s and nobody even gives PJ Harvey an honorable mention? Sheesh.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 07, 2020 01:59 PM (oJN+m)

230 Are they sure it's not actually a threat against horse-thieves?

Posted by: Zaklog the Great at July 07, 2020 01:59 PM (Yi+tZ)

231 Memba the game hangman?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 07, 2020 01:59 PM (xaypX)

232 225 Awards are bullshit, the celebrities themselves only show up because thy get 10'sof thousands worth of goodies
Posted by: steevy at July 07, 2020 01:58 PM (KNsKs)

=========

That was the end of a Sopranos episode. Ben Kingsley got mugged by Chris.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 07, 2020 01:59 PM (LvTSG)

233 221 6 mysterious explosions in Iran. Bad luck?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 07, 2020 01:58 PM (1ISKN)

They never expect the old Broken Mirror trick to work

Posted by: The Mossad at July 07, 2020 01:59 PM (Izzlo)

234 199 I rather liked Tori Amos.

Yeah, yeah.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at July 07, 2020 01:54 PM (Ve//x)

There is no shame in this.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 07, 2020 01:55 PM (t+qrx)

Concur

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 07, 2020 01:59 PM (ifmtJ)

235
And I want to know who gave Alanis a cross-eyed bear, anyway. Seems like a weird gift.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 07, 2020 01:59 PM (oJN+m)

236
'Dirty Dirty' is Nikki Minaj, Cardi B or Lil Kim, especially. Actual hookers
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 07, 2020 01:57 PM (ifmtJ)

I've met actual prostitutes who were better looking and had better personalities than any of those three.

Posted by: Vanya, FBI Spokesman at July 07, 2020 01:59 PM (PAvX0)

237 My wife's ankle bracelet is NOT a noose, even though I ask her to wear it to the bars to lasso us a BBC and bring him home.

Posted by: The Rick at July 07, 2020 02:00 PM (2M/TV)

238 There is no shame in this.


It is a good death.

Posted by: The Agent at July 07, 2020 02:00 PM (yQpMk)

239 Why are nooses racist? White people were lynched and hanged too!


Tell that to a Leftist they will rant and rave that you're a liar.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 07, 2020 02:00 PM (oVJmc)

240 I am willing to bet that the "noose" is a hollywood invention. Most lynching parties and hangmen probably just tied whatever knot they used in day to day knotting.

Supposedly there was this entire science around it, how far to drop someone, where to put the knot, etc to kill instantly with a broken neck, not strangle or pull their head off. The noose was part of that science.

Another girl act that I thought was hot was Jewel, that street girl who had a big hit with "Who Will Save Your Soul"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 07, 2020 02:00 PM (KZzsI)

241 remember when Trump talked about what a rat hole much of Elijah Cumming's House district in Baltimore was? I recall a number of people here who knew about Johns Hopkins and said they were told to avoid the surrounding neighborhood.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 07, 2020 02:00 PM (4a9Vv)

242 Damn, guys. I never once believed it when the Democrats kept repeatedly insisting that you weren't intelligent enough to comprehend basic ideas or function in daily life.

Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 07, 2020 02:01 PM (kc5DY)

243 I liked Liz Phair

Honestly, I perfer fit, pretty women. Most singers in the 90's didn't look like aerobics instructors, sadly.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 07, 2020 02:01 PM (ifmtJ)

244 We're talkin' about art-school weirdos from the 90s and nobody even gives PJ Harvey an honorable mention? Sheesh.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 07, 2020 01:59 PM (oJN+m)
++++++++++
The original question was about two particular hot 90s singers, but this place is like herding cats

And if you're gonna go to PJ Harvey, you have to also mention Kristin Hersh and the weirdest of the weirdos: Bjork.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2020 02:01 PM (hYcqw)

245 @173...that sandy balls thing is old Spanish. Everyone knows "Sandoval" now means a martial expert panda who, when in his natural San Francisco environment, can drive the ball the other way with authority but otherwise bilks the Boston Red Sox out of millions of dollars.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 07, 2020 02:01 PM (ja/kn)

246
Crazy as a bat on ergot, but easy on the eyes and obviously of low morals.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor



NTTAWWT...

Posted by: Diogenes at July 07, 2020 02:01 PM (axyOa)

247 Now that masks are bullshit, social distancing will increase to 20 feet.

Posted by: Unkaren at July 07, 2020 02:01 PM (ZkGco)

248 All fake noose all the time until first Tuesday in November.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 07, 2020 02:01 PM (pw+jk)

249 That was the end of a Sopranos episode. Ben Kingsley got mugged by Chris.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 07, 2020 01:59 PM (LvTSG)


That was Katherine Hepburn.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 07, 2020 02:01 PM (q1Pj5)

250 I liked Liz Phair

Honestly, I perfer fit, pretty women. Most singers in the 90's didn't look like aerobics instructors, sadly.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 07, 2020 02:01 PM (ifmtJ)
++++++++++
Liz Phair is entirely fine until the album starts.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2020 02:01 PM (hYcqw)

251 6 mysterious explosions in Iran. Bad luck?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 07, 2020 01:58 PM (1ISKN)

The Star of David has six points! JOOOOOOSSSS!

Posted by: Vanya, FBI Spokesman at July 07, 2020 02:01 PM (PAvX0)

252 She has started shining a spotlight at the audience now instead of at herself, so you supposedly can't notice.

Posted by: Daybreak at July 07, 2020 02:01 PM (BRkq2)

253 Memba the game hangman?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 07, 2020 01:59 PM (xaypX)
..........

Stick figures are being lynched!

Posted by: wth at July 07, 2020 02:02 PM (v0R5T)

254 202 My guess is that they have (or will) replace that game piece...

The revolver is problematic as well. And I can see issues with the knife and lead pipe as well.

In fact, the whole idea of "murder" may be taboo.

They should revamp the game of Clue entirely and call it "Triggered."

The solutions will be like, "Pink-haired feminist, triggered by a microaggression, in the quad." And "Non-binary vegan, triggered by heteronormativity, in a YouTube video."

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 07, 2020 02:02 PM (BeYX8)

255 Alanis Morisette gave off a strong bunny boiler vibe, the kind of girl who'd slice off your ween for giggles while you slept

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 07, 2020 02:02 PM (KZzsI)

256 The bullshit is getting old.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 07, 2020 02:02 PM (NWiLs)

257
4-chan needs to convince the world that neck-ties are racist.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 07, 2020 01:53 PM (LWu6U)

Chicago Illinois States Attorney Kimmy Foxx stated this in public.

The prosecutors office nailed the necktie and the folder of the assistant attorney to the wall when they won their first felony conviction. Sort of a rite of passage.

Kimmie stoppped that. Probably because theybalso are not prosecuting any felonies any more in Chicago.

Posted by: rd at July 07, 2020 02:02 PM (+0uDE)

258 And if you're gonna go to PJ Harvey, you have to also mention Kristin Hersh
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2020 02:01 PM (hYcqw)


I found some of her post-2000 solo stuff a few months ago and was quite impressed.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 07, 2020 02:02 PM (t+qrx)

259 236
'Dirty Dirty' is Nikki Minaj, Cardi B or Lil Kim, especially. Actual hookers
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 07, 2020 01:57 PM (ifmtJ)

I've met actual prostitutes who were better looking and had better personalities than any of those three.
Posted by: Vanya, FBI Spokesman at July 07, 2020 01:59 PM (PAvX0)

Same

And they are, all three, actual prositutes.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 07, 2020 02:02 PM (ifmtJ)

260 Alanis Morisette gave off a strong bunny boiler vibe, the kind of girl who'd slice off your ween for giggles while you slept
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 07, 2020 02:02 PM (KZzsI)
+++++++++++
Oh yeah.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2020 02:03 PM (hYcqw)

261 The original question was about two particular hot 90s singers,

Sophie B. Hawkins.

(Returns to bunk.)

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 07, 2020 02:03 PM (BeYX8)

262 The bullshit is getting old.


We usually don't get a new thread before 500.

Posted by: Grump928© at July 07, 2020 02:03 PM (yQpMk)

263 Ha, Serenity reference and a reference to the movie Rope earlier. Live this place.

Posted by: steevy at July 07, 2020 02:03 PM (KNsKs)

264 Love

Posted by: steevy at July 07, 2020 02:03 PM (KNsKs)

265 Alanis Morrisette--annoying , but BIG RACK she tried to hide, but you could still tell....

Alanis's record was great. Flea played bass on "You Oughta Know", although they kinda buried him in the mix. Her followups weren't as good.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2020 02:03 PM (ZGrMX)

266 That was the end of a Sopranos episode. Ben Kingsley got mugged by Chris.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 07, 2020 01:59 PM (LvTSG)

I thought he mugged Lauren Bacall? That was hilarious.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 07, 2020 02:03 PM (7bcfy)

267 Chick from Garbage.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 07, 2020 02:03 PM (1ISKN)

268 264 Ha, Serenity reference and a reference to the movie Rope earlier. Live this place.
Posted by: steevy at July 07, 2020 02:03 PM (KNsKs)

=========

Live it a breathe it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 07, 2020 02:03 PM (LvTSG)

269 It was a custom noose sometimes used for hanging or lifting heavy objects. - CNN

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 07, 2020 02:04 PM (U/aFH)

270 6 mysterious explosions in Iran. Bad luck?

Suicide bomber remedial classes.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Now running at SSD speeds at July 07, 2020 02:04 PM (SchxB)

271 261 She was just regular bubblegum pop until some dude wrote those angsty songs for her....

Posted by: steevy at July 07, 2020 02:04 PM (KNsKs)

272 Do people go out hunting noose?

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 07, 2020 02:04 PM (lgiXo)

273 I thought he mugged Lauren Bacall? That was hilarious.

That was hilarious, stealing her swag heh

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 07, 2020 02:04 PM (KZzsI)

274 Chick from Garbage.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 07, 2020 02:03 PM (1ISKN)
++++++++++++
Shirley Manson. When I get a time machine and a 24 karat cock, I will go back in time and make her mine. So y'all back off.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2020 02:04 PM (hYcqw)

275 Sofi B Hawkins was cute and sexy and then came out and started turning dykish.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 07, 2020 02:04 PM (2DOZq)

276 Supposedly there was this entire science around it, how far to drop someone, where to put the knot, etc to kill instantly with a broken neck, not strangle or pull their head off. The noose was part of that science.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

That was England, with their tea and science and shit.

We colonials probably just figured pulling the head off was a bonus.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 07, 2020 02:04 PM (LWu6U)

277 The original question was about two particular hot 90s singers,



Sophie B. Hawkins.

***

Oddly, I remember when she "came out" right when her career died. At the time it earned her no points in the entertainment industry which was odd.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2020 02:04 PM (qlFIA)

278 8 So how long before all news stories are about 'nooses'?
Posted by: Someguy at July 07, 2020 01:36 PM (Zm+LZ)

All the Nooses fit to print!

Posted by: New York Times at July 07, 2020 02:05 PM (NgKpN)

279 268 Shirley Manson

Posted by: steevy at July 07, 2020 02:05 PM (KNsKs)

280 I liked Liz Phair

There's a great Guided by Voices live clip on YT where an out-of-his-gourd wasted Robert Pollard announces that "This is the Fuck Liz Phair Tour. Not like 'fuck Liz Phair'. We'd *LIKE* to."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 07, 2020 02:05 PM (FtO5h)

281 251 I liked Liz Phair

Honestly, I perfer fit, pretty women. Most singers in the 90's didn't look like aerobics instructors, sadly.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 07, 2020 02:01 PM (ifmtJ)
++++++++++
Liz Phair is entirely fine until the album starts.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2020 02:01 PM (hYcqw)

You don't like 'Flower'? It's a little odd but I kinda like it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 07, 2020 02:05 PM (ifmtJ)

282 we've gotten to the point where "noose" stories are National News even when they've never seen, and are apparently hidden deep inside construction sites where no one from the public is allowed to go.

Next up, I suppose they'll find one on the bottom of the Mariana's Trench, and it will be a huge story.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 07, 2020 02:05 PM (Kpl3J)

283 Breaking Noose:

Rino gutted by petite woman from Rifle, CO.

https://tinyurl.com/ybm2ak7o

Posted by: A Citizen at July 07, 2020 02:05 PM (MkuC5)

284 well, if you think a mask is a chinstrap, there's no telling what strikes you as a noose.

Posted by: D Holliday at July 07, 2020 02:05 PM (nFwvY)

285 My guess is that they have (or will) replace that game piece...

The revolver is problematic as well. And I can see issues with the knife and lead pipe as well.

In fact, the whole idea of "murder" may be taboo.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo



They need a car game piece with an arm out the window holding a gun.

Since drive bys are ok.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 07, 2020 02:06 PM (iUBwE)

286 You don't like 'Flower'? It's a little odd but I kinda like it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 07, 2020 02:05 PM (ifmtJ)
+++++++++++++
She has a handful of decent tracks, I guess. She just gets on my nerves and her "immorality is boring but I'm a nihilist so whatever, I guess" themes wear thin quickly.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2020 02:06 PM (hYcqw)

287 Chick from Garbage.

Shirley Manson. And yes yes yes yes yes yes yes.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2020 02:06 PM (ZGrMX)

288 248 Now that masks are bullshit, social distancing will increase to 20 feet.
Posted by: Unkaren at July 07, 2020 02:01 PM (ZkGco)

University here threatening to expel students if they gather in groups of more than 15. But guess what doesn't count?

Posted by: Daybreak at July 07, 2020 02:06 PM (BRkq2)

289 >The original question was about two particular hot 90s singers,


Shirley MansonKate Pierson

Posted by: DB- just DB at July 07, 2020 02:06 PM (iTXRQ)

290 When you're a race panderer every long thin line or wire is a noose.

Sort of like seeing nails everywhere when all you have a hammer.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 07, 2020 02:06 PM (TYUJ+)

291 Liz Phair has some good tunes. She didn't really have the talent to.pull off the "men suck and I'm gonna try to be cool and funny about it" shtick. Everything else about her just screamed "fuck me hard and protect me from all the nonsense in this world". No sweat, Liz. You got it.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 07, 2020 02:06 PM (ja/kn)

292 Shirley Manson is one of the greatest female rock singers.


She was hot....then lopped off her hair and got weird in a bad way.


Amusingly when she spoke she had a thick Scottish brogue and when she sang she sounded as American as one could imagine.


Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2020 02:06 PM (qlFIA)

293 286 My guess is that they have (or will) replace that game piece...

The revolver is problematic as well. And I can see issues with the knife and lead pipe as well.

In fact, the whole idea of "murder" may be taboo.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo



They need a car game piece with an arm out the window holding a gun.

Since drive bys are ok.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 07, 2020 02:06 PM (iUBwE)

==========

Only PC methods of murder, please.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 07, 2020 02:06 PM (LvTSG)

294 Suicide bomber remedial classes.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Now running at SSD speeds at July 07, 2020 02:04 PM (SchxB)

When the Martyr's Brigade wants to get rid of that one idiot nobody likes, they send him to take out that asshole two doors down who keeps playing Barry Manilow records all night. "ALLAH DEMANDS HE MUST DIE!"

Posted by: Vanya, FBI Spokesman at July 07, 2020 02:06 PM (PAvX0)

295 Hardest hit in these noose stories is Jusie Smollett. His timing was way off.

Posted by: Cheri at July 07, 2020 02:06 PM (oiNtH)

296 Breaking Noose:

Rino gutted by petite woman from Rifle, CO.

https://tinyurl.com/ybm2ak7o
Posted by: A Citizen at July 07, 2020 02:05 PM (MkuC5)
+++++++++++
That is a great headline. Much better than the original.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2020 02:06 PM (hYcqw)

297 Fake Noose!
Posted by: Kensington

Fake noose on CNN: Nothing squared.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 07, 2020 02:07 PM (+y/Ru)

298 >>Chick from Garbage.


Married the Dude from Bush I think.

Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2020 02:07 PM (Um8rV)

299 268 Chick from Garbage.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 07, 2020 02:03 PM (1ISKN)

Shirley Manson

Posted by: The Mossad at July 07, 2020 02:07 PM (Izzlo)

300 139 126
Come on America,...rope is line, stairs are ladders, halls are pways, and walls are bulkheads. Stop crying.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 07, 2020 01:48 PM (ja/kn)

And beds are racks.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 07, 2020 01:50 PM (k/TB6)


And a bathroom is "the head."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 07, 2020 02:07 PM (3bNB6)

301 Supposedly there was this entire science around it, how far to drop someone, where to put the knot, etc to kill instantly with a broken neck, not strangle or pull their head off. The noose was part of that science.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

That was England, with their tea and science and shit.

We colonials probably just figured pulling the head off was a bonus.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy


Guaranteed, every time a head pops off, the party dies. No strangulation, choking, etc.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 07, 2020 02:07 PM (iUBwE)

302 That was England, with their tea and science and shit.

We colonials probably just figured pulling the head off was a bonus.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 07, 2020 02:04 PM (LWu6U)
-------------

There was an outlaw that was hung, in the old West, who lost his head, because the hangman didn't know what he was doing and added too much weight to the feet of the outlaw when the outlaw was hung.

I believe there may even be a picture of the body propped up with the head sort of just placed on the shoulders.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 07, 2020 02:07 PM (WEBkv)

303 And if you're gonna go to PJ Harvey, you have to also mention Kristin Hersh and the weirdest of the weirdos: Bjork.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2020 02:01 PM (hYcqw)

At least Kirstin is bipolar, I'll give certifiably crazy a pass for being weird. Growing up on a hippy commune certainly wouldn't help ground a kid either.

Posted by: clutch cargo at July 07, 2020 02:07 PM (8B6Ng)

304 I think little silver or gold noose ear rings would be big sellers.

And parfume that has a faint chlorine scent.... like the ocean.

Posted by: torabora at July 07, 2020 02:07 PM (PVSan)

305 Married the Dude from Bush I think.

That was Gwen Stefani from No Doubt.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2020 02:08 PM (ZGrMX)

306 re 241: yeah, crooked front tooth, a bit beady eyed and a bit of a beak-ish nose, but still attractive, especially after she gave up the hippie girl look for miniskirts and net tights.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 07, 2020 02:08 PM (4a9Vv)

307 OT: Listening to the Operation Paperclip audiobook by Annie Jacobsen and apparently Hitler was against biological warfare and a lot of the bio-weapon research in Germany was done without Hitler's knowledge. Things that make you go hmmmmm.

Posted by: Augustine at July 07, 2020 02:08 PM (BDZWU)

308 Why doesn't Trump just instruct his administration not to be interviewed by CNN? It is not like they are a news channel or anything like that.

Posted by: Grump928© at July 07, 2020 02:08 PM (yQpMk)

309 Hope Sandoval

Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2020 02:08 PM (Um8rV)

310 Oh yeahhhhh. Shirley Manson.

Definitely a 1

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 07, 2020 02:08 PM (ifmtJ)

311 6 mysterious explosions in Iran. Bad luck?

Suicide bomber remedial classes.


Posted by: Blanco Basura - Now running at SSD speeds



When homework goes bad...

Posted by: Diogenes at July 07, 2020 02:08 PM (axyOa)

312 289
248 Now that masks are bullshit, social distancing will increase to 20 feet.

Posted by: Unkaren at July 07, 2020 02:01 PM (ZkGco)



University here threatening to expel students if they gather in groups of more than 15. But guess what doesn't count?

Posted by: Daybreak at July 07, 2020 02:06 PM (BRkq2)

Wouldn't gathering in groups of more than 15 defacto be a protest? Ergo any rule that limits the size of a gathering except for protest purposes becomes self defeating because protest the gather rule we much.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 07, 2020 02:08 PM (xaypX)

313 Gran Stefani is still smoking hot.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 07, 2020 02:08 PM (2DOZq)

314 Will they eliminate lumber next because you can build a gallows with it?


No. They will eliminate lumber because you can build a lawn cross from it.


/duh

Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 07, 2020 02:08 PM (ZCiJZ)

315 Gwen . Freaking auto correct

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 07, 2020 02:09 PM (2DOZq)

316 Bjork

/s

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 07, 2020 02:09 PM (k/TB6)

317 You know who used a lot of nooses? The militant arm of the Democratic Party; the KKK.

Posted by: JAS at July 07, 2020 02:09 PM (2BZBZ)

318 I *love* diseased man-meat, like the trolls here.

Posted by: Katy Perry at July 07, 2020 02:09 PM (9Ovst)

319 Gran Stefani is still smoking hot.

Yes. Blake Shelton is a lucky man.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2020 02:09 PM (ZGrMX)

320 Fun trivia about Garbage: the band, led by Butch Vig, originally courted Curve's Toni Halliday to front the band. Halliday, though, didn't like to tour and so they were left in a bind. When watching MTV in Vig's basement, they saw the video for "Suffocate Me" by Angelfish (Shirley Manson's band at the time) and immediately got on the horn to get her to front the group.

That video:
https://youtu.be/cO-YCm4GXw8

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2020 02:09 PM (hYcqw)

321 Only PC methods of murder, please.
___

The victim was killed via starvation in the gulag by the brave commissar!

Or was it cement block to the head on the highway by the mostly peaceful protestor?

I'm so confused!

Posted by: Some Clue player at July 07, 2020 02:09 PM (qlFIA)

322 Jusse Smollett was a trend setter.

Posted by: torabora at July 07, 2020 02:09 PM (PVSan)

323 She has a handful of decent tracks, I guess. She just gets on my nerves and her "immorality is boring but I'm a nihilist so whatever, I guess" themes wear thin quickly.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2020 02:06 PM (hYcqw)

Say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism, at least it's an ethos. But nihilism? Fuck me.

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at July 07, 2020 02:09 PM (Izzlo)

324
Only PC methods of murder, please.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 07, 2020 02:06 PM (LvTSG)

I think Sting had some thoughts along those lines

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 07, 2020 02:09 PM (ifmtJ)

325 My hot 90s chick was always Gwen Stafani.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 07, 2020 02:10 PM (1/o7O)

326 Posted by: Augustine at July 07, 2020 02:08 PM (BDZWU)

Race and ethnic extermination = okay
Bio weapons = bad

...Okay?

Posted by: Vanya, FBI Spokesman at July 07, 2020 02:10 PM (PAvX0)

327 I would have boinked Bjork

Posted by: steevy at July 07, 2020 02:10 PM (KNsKs)

328 The plural of noose is noise.

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at July 07, 2020 02:10 PM (YqED9)

329 Kimmy Foxx Chicago States Attorney, Neckties are Nooses:

https://tinyurl.com/yap83lp4

Link to Second City Cop

Posted by: rd at July 07, 2020 02:10 PM (+0uDE)

330 Rino gutted by petite woman from Rifle, CO.



https://tinyurl.com/ybm2ak7o



More, please.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 07, 2020 02:10 PM (3SIUH)

331 I think Sting had some thoughts along those lines


Soporific on the blade?

Posted by: Grump928© at July 07, 2020 02:10 PM (yQpMk)

332 I was listening to Angelfish before it was cool

Posted by: DB- just DB at July 07, 2020 02:10 PM (iTXRQ)

333 Married the Dude from Bush I think.
Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2020 0

Gavin Rossdale married Gwen Stefani. I saw No doubt open for Bush in the 90s. Gavin cheated with the nanny

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 07, 2020 02:11 PM (7bcfy)

334 Shit, my name is problematic now.

Posted by: Gavin Noose 'em at July 07, 2020 02:11 PM (oh+79)

335
I was listening to Angelfish before it was cool
***

Mommy can't drive....

Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2020 02:11 PM (qlFIA)

336 New product idea: Noose Noodles, Good Enough To Kill For

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 07, 2020 02:11 PM (+y/Ru)

337 Supposedly there was this entire science around it, how far to drop someone, where to put the knot, etc to kill instantly with a broken neck, not strangle or pull their head off. The noose was part of that science.

Another girl act that I thought was hot was Jewel, that street girl who had a big hit with "Who Will Save Your Soul"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 07, 2020 02:00 PM (KZzsI)

Hangman's noose. 13 turns. Thick rope. 6 ft drop.

And it was common superstition amongst early US Service members (Army and Navy), that a piece of a rope that hung a combat veteran (either by suicide, or by judicial hanging), was good luck.

Posted by: New York Times at July 07, 2020 02:11 PM (NgKpN)

338 Sorry, but "AD" has got to go, too.

Hitler was a germophobe.

Posted by: klaftern at July 07, 2020 02:11 PM (RuIsu)

339 Be careful with nooses, mmmkay?

Posted by: David Carradine at July 07, 2020 02:11 PM (q1Pj5)

340 >>Gavin Rossdale married Gwen Stefani. I saw No doubt open for Bush in the 90s. Gavin cheated with the nanny


Ahhh...ok. And, FTR - Everyone cheats with the nanny.

Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2020 02:11 PM (Um8rV)

341 Now a Dune reference LOL

Posted by: steevy at July 07, 2020 02:11 PM (KNsKs)

342 I saw Garbage open for Smashing Pumpkins. re: Ms. Manson: You could feel the sex radiating from the stage.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 07, 2020 02:12 PM (FtO5h)

343 We're talkin' about art-school weirdos from the 90s and nobody even gives PJ Harvey an honorable mention? Sheesh.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 07, 2020 01:59 PM (oJN+m)



B-but I tore up a picture of the Pope on TV! I shaved my head! I converted to islam!


Daddyyyyyy! Loooook at meeeeeeeeee!!!!

Posted by: Sinead O'Connor er, I mean Shuhada' Sadaqat at July 07, 2020 02:12 PM (8B6Ng)

344 320 Gran Stefani is still smoking hot.

Yes. Blake Shelton is a lucky man.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2020 02:09 PM (ZGrMX)
===

Maybe she takes adrenochrome?

Posted by: Augustine at July 07, 2020 02:12 PM (BDZWU)

345 Hope Hicks > Hope Sandoval > Hope Solo

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 07, 2020 02:12 PM (1/o7O)

346 Paula Abdul count as 80s or 90s? Either way the video for "Cold Hearted" got me through puberty

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at July 07, 2020 02:12 PM (Izzlo)

347 The US just formally withdrew from the WHO.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 07, 2020 02:12 PM (ZLI7S)

348 Nina Persson! That's who I was thinking of. From The Cardigans.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9WgtlgGAgs

Posted by: hogmartin at July 07, 2020 02:12 PM (t+qrx)

349 21 College students have to be the biggest pussies in the history of pussies.
Posted by: Grump928

That's why they insist on giving them military deferments.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at July 07, 2020 02:12 PM (kfcYC)

350 @316...Gran Stefani works. Funny. Autocorrect giveth, and taketh away.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 07, 2020 02:12 PM (ja/kn)

351 Hope Hicks is not even in Hope Sandoval's Zip Code.

Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2020 02:12 PM (Um8rV)

352 And Daddy can't tuck and roll?

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at July 07, 2020 02:12 PM (YqED9)

353 Gavin Rossdale married Gwen Stefani. I saw No doubt open for Bush in the 90s. Gavin cheated with the nanny

___

I saw Gavin in concert that had a bunch of different acts. For his set he went into the audience and got mobbed by a bunch of teen girls.


Pretty sure they weren't groping his microphone. Well...not the one he sings with.

Posted by: Obligatory at July 07, 2020 02:13 PM (qlFIA)

354 Guardian (UK):
'Upward-thrusting buildings ejaculating into the sky' - do cities have to be so sexist?

Posted by: SMOD at July 07, 2020 02:13 PM (3aI0K)

355 OT Mongolia has quarantined a province next to the Chinese border due to cases of Bubonic plague. Story at LI.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 07, 2020 02:13 PM (Uy1QR)

356 I liked the Cardigans. I was in Europe in 2000 and they were playing their album everywhere.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 07, 2020 02:13 PM (1ISKN)

357 Hope Hicks > Hope Sandoval > Hope Solo > China

China is asshoe

Posted by: The China is asshoe guy at July 07, 2020 02:13 PM (qlFIA)

358 277 Supposedly there was this entire science around it, how far to drop someone, where to put the knot, etc to kill instantly with a broken neck, not strangle or pull their head off. The noose was part of that science.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

That was England, with their tea and science and shit.

We colonials probably just figured pulling the head off was a bonus.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 07, 2020 02:04 PM (LWu6U)

The Old English way to do it was no drop at all - a cart would be pulled up a gallows, sometimes the "Three Legged Mare", and a rope would be tied around the neck and the top of the gallows. Then the cart would drive off and the condemned would be left there to slowly strangle to death while the crowd laughed and jeered. It probably wasn't until the late 18th Century that the Brits started to get a little bit squeamish about that, but the old style of hanging stayed in use for a long time.

One of the best indicators of the Brit's attitude toward hanging was the size of the Tyburn Gallows, in London, which were notable for being able to handle 24 hangings at a time.

and they were kept busy.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 07, 2020 02:13 PM (Kpl3J)

359 349
Nina Persson! That's who I was thinking of. From The Cardigans.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9WgtlgGAgs

Posted by: hogmartin at July 07, 2020 02:12 PM (t+qrx)

YES!!!

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 07, 2020 02:13 PM (k/TB6)

360 352 Hope Hicks is not even in Hope Sandoval's Zip Code.
Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2020 02:12 PM (Um8rV

Please. Your taste in women is obviously inferior to mind.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 07, 2020 02:13 PM (1/o7O)

361 Well, that's a disgrace!!! I think we should cancel Johns Hopkins University. After all it IS in Baltimore. Isn't that place associated with that terrible racist racist man, Francis Scott Key!!!!/sarc

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 07, 2020 02:13 PM (oDRcK)

362 348 The US just formally withdrew from the WHO.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 07, 2020 02:12 PM (ZLI7S)

Shit, I was looking forward to seeing them on tour next year.

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at July 07, 2020 02:13 PM (Izzlo)

363 >>'Upward-thrusting buildings ejaculating into the sky' - do cities have to be so sexist?


These people have never tried to stack vaginas, have they?

Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2020 02:14 PM (Um8rV)

364 355 If you shape buildings lie vaginas they will just fill up with water and collapse....

Posted by: steevy at July 07, 2020 02:14 PM (KNsKs)

365 For crying out loud, these idiots need to grow the hell up. Noose? Bullshit. Hopkins is a nuthouse.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at July 07, 2020 02:14 PM (NVYyb)

366 Has Britt Hume weighed in yet?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 07, 2020 02:14 PM (puu6v)

367 348 The US just formally withdrew from the WHO.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 07, 2020 02:12 PM (ZLI7S)

#winning

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 07, 2020 02:14 PM (ifmtJ)

368 You know what's comical/sad?

We've got an entire generation of college kids and peaceful inner city young adults who have never had to hit a lick at a snake, and because of that they don't have a basic grasp of how ropes work.

Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 07, 2020 02:14 PM (kc5DY)

369 Gwen was a fat chick when she was young

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 07, 2020 02:14 PM (9TdxA)

370 Nina Persson! That's who I was thinking of. From The Cardigans.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9WgtlgGAgs
Posted by: hogmartin at July 07, 2020 02:12 PM (t+qrx)
++++++++
Nina Persson was insanely hot. The video for "Erase and Rewind" is very good (if you like tall blonde Scandinavian chicks with blue eyes, anyway):
https://youtu.be/6WOYnv59Bi8

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2020 02:14 PM (hYcqw)

371 The US just formally withdrew from the WHO.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 07, 2020 02:12 PM (ZLI7S)


Great start.

Now to turn the UN building in NY into a facility for Vets. After tearing it down to the studs and fumigation.

Posted by: clutch cargo at July 07, 2020 02:14 PM (8B6Ng)

372
Pretty sure they weren't groping his microphone. Well...not the one he sings with.
Posted by: Obligatory at July 07, 20

Us 20 year olds thought he was so hot too.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 07, 2020 02:14 PM (7bcfy)

373 To be fair, they only shut down the construction site, not the whole campus.


Wait, didn't they already shut it down for a flu virus?

Posted by: Ripley at July 07, 2020 02:14 PM (MxEKc)

374 'Upward-thrusting buildings ejaculating into the sky' - do cities have to be so sexist?
Posted by: SMOD at July 07, 2020 02:13 PM (3aI0K)

Leftist Women: Men are pigs who only think about their penises

Also Leftist Women:

Posted by: Vanya, FBI Spokesman at July 07, 2020 02:14 PM (PAvX0)

375 "Well, you ain't Fiona Apple, and if you ain't Fiona Apple I don't give a rat's ass."

South Park has been on TV over 20 years and this is the only line I can remember.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at July 07, 2020 02:15 PM (VkkQ7)

376 Guy claiming they tried to lynch him:


Vauhxx Rush Booker, a member of the Monroe County Human Rights Commission and a human rights activist, posted video of the incident on his Facebook page.



Imagine that.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 07, 2020 02:15 PM (oVJmc)

377 I can practically here the loons REEEEEEEEEing

Posted by: JackStraw at July 07, 2020 02:15 PM (ZLI7S)

378 Dido Armstrong (her whole name is ridiculous) was pretty damn hot too.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 07, 2020 02:15 PM (1/o7O)

379 In my past life as a rock-n-roller, my band once had occasion to party with 3 of The Donnas. The three hot ones.

Holy hell to female rockers get a lot of freebies. They were more than generous with the pro bono trays of Goldschlager shots and everything else that came their way.

Lead singer Brett Anderson was so good-lookin' she took my breath away. Her bandmates, seeing I was smitten, got her to give me a kiss at one point. They were teriffic sports and a lot of fun.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 07, 2020 02:15 PM (FtO5h)

380 348 The US just formally withdrew from the WHO.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 07, 2020 02:12 PM (ZLI7S)

===========

"This is a disgrace to the founders whom we want to forget. America was founded on the idea that Americans would submit to the will of foreign bureaucrats who are puppets of hostile foreign powers."
-The Left, or David French, it's hard to tell the differnece

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 07, 2020 02:15 PM (LvTSG)

381 >>Gwen was a fat chick when she was young


Chubby Belinda Carlisle was still pretty hot.

Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2020 02:15 PM (Um8rV)

382 Fucking Mayans screwed us again...

Posted by: steevy at July 07, 2020 02:15 PM (KNsKs)

383 332 I think Sting had some thoughts along those lines


Soporific on the blade?
Posted by: Grump928 at July 07, 2020 02:10 PM (yQpMk)

Murder by Numbers

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 07, 2020 02:15 PM (ifmtJ)

384 Gavin Rossdale married Gwen Stefani. I saw No doubt open for Bush in the 90s. Gavin cheated with the nanny
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 07, 2020 02:11 PM (7bcfy)

Plus he was ghey in the 80's and finally admitted it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 07, 2020 02:16 PM (b4J4U)

385 The US just formally withdrew from the WHO.
---------------

Brexit, Paris Accords, WHO
We would like more, but there have been some victories.

Today is one of those days.

Posted by: SH at July 07, 2020 02:16 PM (sX1BW)

386 So ABC wants us, as a low information voter, to believe that a white supremacist was wandering around majority-black Baltimore, decided he was going to hang a noose up to frighten the local population (because that's what white supremacists do in 2020, despite lack of evidence to support this), and decided to place his threatening display inside a building near a university at a construction site.

Was the white supremacist's intended target supposed to be any blacks on the construction team, the handful of black students attending Johns Hopkins (who wouldn't be there anyway because it's summer), or blacks who were passing by this building on the street who mayhaps could catch a fleeting glimpse of his handiwork hanging inside?

Posted by: febar at July 07, 2020 02:16 PM (9Aon7)

387 The US just formally withdrew from the WHO.

Now do the UN.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 07, 2020 02:16 PM (3SIUH)

388 BabylonBee:Scarlett Johansson Under Fire For Agreeing To Play Giant Sandworm In Upcoming 'Dune' Adaptation

Posted by: SMOD at July 07, 2020 02:16 PM (3aI0K)

389 Pics or it didn't happen.

Posted by: brass pair at July 07, 2020 02:16 PM (7sdWQ)

390 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2020 02:14 PM (hYcqw)
-----------

Aimee Mann

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 07, 2020 02:16 PM (WEBkv)

391 How about the Pierces sisters. They are from Birmingham too.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 07, 2020 02:16 PM (1/o7O)

392 384 Murder by Numbers
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 07, 2020 02:15 PM (ifmtJ)

==========

He didn't follow the numbers when he tried to murder Kyle MacLauchlan.

Shoulda known the killing word.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 07, 2020 02:17 PM (LvTSG)

393 @349...The Cardigans are seriously underappreciated. Pearson was an average Swedish looker...ie a dream come true until her quasi socialist idealistic hardwiring starts revealing itself...but she and the band were great. "Lovefool" was the big hit they had a bunch of cool tunes in the late 90s/early aughts.



Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 07, 2020 02:17 PM (ja/kn)

394 374 To be fair, they only shut down the construction site, not the whole campus.

Wait, didn't they already shut it down for a flu virus?
Posted by: Ripley at July 07, 2020 02:14 PM (MxEKc)

It just occurred to me - if I was working construction, and I wanted a few paid days off, what wonders I could do by making something secretly and then pretending to "find" it the next morning...

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 07, 2020 02:17 PM (Kpl3J)

395 Hangman's noose. 13 turns. Thick rope. 6 ft drop.

Evidently it varied based on the weight of the prisoner. Too fat and a short drop can pull their head off. There was a formula.

And yeah the old way was to pull them up and dangle them until they choked to death. They did it in the US sometimes too, informally (lynchings mostly were done that way).

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 07, 2020 02:17 PM (KZzsI)

396 Aimee Mann
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 07, 2020 02:16 PM (WEBkv)
++++++++++
Hush, hush. Keep it down, now.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2020 02:17 PM (hYcqw)

397 Plus he was ghey in the 80's and finally admitted it.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 07, 2020 02:16 PM (b4J4U)
-------------

Maybe a tranny nanny, then?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 07, 2020 02:17 PM (WEBkv)

398 The Old English way to do it was no drop at all - a cart would be pulled up a gallows, sometimes the "Three Legged Mare", and a rope would be tied around the neck and the top of the gallows. Then the cart would drive off and the condemned would be left there to slowly strangle to death while the crowd laughed and jeered. It probably wasn't until the late 18th Century that the Brits started to get a little bit squeamish about that, but the old style of hanging stayed in use for a long time.


Posted by: Tom Servo at July 07, 2020 02:13 PM (Kpl3J)

"...And of course, there is always the option of dancing the sisal two-step."

"The what?" said Moist.

Drumknott leaned down and whispered in his master's ear.

"Oh, I do apologize," said Vetinari. "I meant of course the hemp fandango."

Posted by: Vanya, FBI Spokesman at July 07, 2020 02:17 PM (PAvX0)

399 Posted by: SMOD at July 07, 2020 02:13 PM (3aI0K)

Is this an argument for more buildings with domes? I can get behind that.

Posted by: Pine Barrens at July 07, 2020 02:18 PM (oh+79)

400 Evidently it varied based on the weight of the prisoner. Too fat and a short drop can pull their head off. There was a formula.

---

True.

Ask me how I know.

Posted by: Zombie Saddam at July 07, 2020 02:18 PM (RU4sa)

401 Evidently it varied based on the weight of the prisoner. Too fat and a short drop can pull their head off. There was a formula.

___________________________________

weight x angle of the dangle

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 07, 2020 02:18 PM (1ISKN)

402 393 Certainly hanged,drawn and quartered the hanging wasn't even meant to be fatal...

Posted by: steevy at July 07, 2020 02:18 PM (KNsKs)

403 Was the white supremacist's intended target supposed to be any blacks on the construction team,

-

hahahaha

Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 07, 2020 02:18 PM (kc5DY)

404 Chubby Belinda Carlisle was still pretty hot.

I was just gonna say, yeah she was a cute chub, I like em like that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 07, 2020 02:18 PM (KZzsI)

405 347 Paula Abdul count as 80s or 90s? Either way the video for "Cold Hearted" got me through puberty
Posted by: Walter Sobchak at July 07, 2020 02:12 PM (Izzlo)

She's doing arthritis commercials now. It's a split screen with her dancing in the 80's/90's on the right and now on the left.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 07, 2020 02:18 PM (b4J4U)

406 The Cardigans are seriously underappreciated. Pearson was an average Swedish looker...ie a dream come true until her quasi socialist idealistic hardwiring starts revealing itself...but she and the band were great. "Lovefool" was the big hit they had a bunch of cool tunes in the late 90s/early aughts.
Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 07, 2020 02:17 PM (ja/kn)
++++++++++++++
Wanna see her opposite Tom Jones while covering the Talking Heads? Pro tip: you do.

https://youtu.be/iYuldgIOelY

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2020 02:18 PM (hYcqw)

407
Plus he was ghey in the 80's and finally admitted it.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 07, 202

I know, he was so pretty in the 90s. That really shocked me.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 07, 2020 02:18 PM (7bcfy)

408 394 384 Murder by Numbers
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 07, 2020 02:15 PM (ifmtJ)

==========

He didn't follow the numbers when he tried to murder Kyle MacLauchlan.

Shoulda known the killing word.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 07, 2020 02:17 PM (LvTSG)

That diaper was lethal enough.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 07, 2020 02:19 PM (ifmtJ)

409 I walked through my marina today. It was literally like a KKK meeting with so many noises. Every boat slip had like at least 8 of them. Horrific.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at July 07, 2020 02:19 PM (BqIHC)

410 sted by: Hotgas VIP Member at July 07, 2020 01:30 PM (BqIHC)

Were you suggesting that she became a paid escort or something? Did you follow up to find out what she did?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 07, 2020 02:19 PM (oDRcK)

411 US finally withdraws from WHO.

Posted by: Jmel at July 07, 2020 02:19 PM (lB6QB)

412 Did they call the FBI?

Posted by: Pliney at July 07, 2020 02:19 PM (nzKWW)

413 406
Chubby Belinda Carlisle was still pretty hot.



I was just gonna say, yeah she was a cute chub, I like em like that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 07, 2020 02:18 PM (KZzsI)

**cough** In Playboy **cough**

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 07, 2020 02:19 PM (k/TB6)

414 These stories are as believable as all the fake swastika stories the jews push whenever people start noticing who owns all the media in the Land of the Free.

Posted by: Oy vey at July 07, 2020 02:19 PM (WKxJi)

415 Reminder, both whites and blacks were lynched in the South,

https://tinyurl.com/y6ovqcnr

They did have one thing in common, they were Republicans.

Posted by: rd at July 07, 2020 02:19 PM (+0uDE)

416
:The US just formally withdrew from the WHO."
Does anybody know what they actually do, or supposed to do? Giving awards to the Clinton Foundation and going to meetings around the world in 5 star hotels doesn't count.

Posted by: Ripley at July 07, 2020 02:20 PM (MxEKc)

417 And the remake of True Grit.
========

The scene where Rooster and Mattie find the hung corpse and he makes her climb up and cut it down always irks me. It's not in the book and, IMHO, really doesn't add anything to the story.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 07, 2020 02:20 PM (dfRN6)

418 Reza Aslan@rezaaslan
Joe Biden isn't president dipshit. But he will be soon

-
If he studies up, he may some day achieve dipshit status.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 07, 2020 02:20 PM (+y/Ru)

419 I must have missed the fake swastika stories, was there a rash of them recently? I know there's been a host of fake black hate stories and a rash of dipstick antisemite jackwagons trolling the HQ

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 07, 2020 02:21 PM (KZzsI)

420 "414 Did they call the FBI?"

They didn't have to. FBI agents are scanning headlines for any excuse to get out of domestic terrorist-occupied D.C.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 07, 2020 02:21 PM (puu6v)

421 As a man who identifies as black. . . NOOSE. . . I will be unable to work at construction sites for the rest of my life . . . .NOOSE. . . and will be forced to live off welfare. . .NOOSE. . . for the rest of my life . . .NOOSE. . . Or until I receive reparations. . . NOOSE!!!!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 07, 2020 02:21 PM (9yINi)

422 Chubby Belinda Carlisle was still pretty hot.
Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2020 02:15 PM (Um8rV)

Got to drive her around to radio interviews when the Go Gos did a concert for my college. I'm blaming her drug use for turning down my attempts to get with her.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 07, 2020 02:21 PM (2DOZq)

423 Rigging is racist!

Posted by: Volkoff Industries at July 07, 2020 02:21 PM (DB16e)

424 but I believe the original purpose of hanging was death by strangulation
--
See Draw and Quarter.
Hang till they almost died, then pull out intestines, cut off appendages, and spread about the countryside.
(I think)

Posted by: FrodoB, no more angle brackets at July 07, 2020 02:21 PM (dQF3z)

425 Posted by: Oy vey


We are not your racist secret friends, Joe.

Posted by: Grump928© at July 07, 2020 02:21 PM (yQpMk)

426 Posted by: rd at July 07, 2020 02:19 PM (+0uDE)

Imagine being proud that the Repuclican platform during reconstruction was the platform of the negro.

Watch some more Dsouza, dumb boomer. I wish cucks like you could live in a densly black area for a month.

Posted by: Oy vey at July 07, 2020 02:21 PM (WKxJi)

427 Johns Hopkins ... hmmm ... isn't that the place that publishes the popular:

https://tinyurl.com/Corona-Virus-Tards

dashboard which does not give any antibody information?

Posted by: Marooned at July 07, 2020 02:22 PM (yYptV)

428 Does anybody know what they actually do, or supposed to do?

They were supposed to be the worldwide coordinating board that determined illnesses, the best way to deal with them, help nations prepare and react, and distribute UN resources to research, reaction, and prevention of illness.

But like everything connected with the UN its corrupt, hard left crap.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 07, 2020 02:22 PM (KZzsI)

429 Social media is not your friend.

King County WA sheriff's deputy placed on administrative leave for posting "All Lives Splatter" on his FB account.

https://tinyurl.com/ybkah8ka

Posted by: fly gal at July 07, 2020 02:22 PM (6CtMt)

430 FFS.

Posted by: Grump928© at July 07, 2020 02:22 PM (yQpMk)

431 Can black people watch the Addams Family with all those noose hanging around?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 07, 2020 02:22 PM (9yINi)

432 Plus he was ghey in the 80's and finally admitted it.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 07, 202

I know, he was so pretty in the 90s. That really shocked me.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 07, 2020 02:18 PM (7bcfy)

And then there was the whole thing about Daisy Lowe being his love child.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 07, 2020 02:22 PM (b4J4U)

433 427 Posted by: Oy vey


We are not your racist secret friends, Joe.
Posted by: Grump928 at July 07, 2020 02:21 PM (yQpMk)

===========

A few more hugs from mommy might have helped him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 07, 2020 02:22 PM (LvTSG)

434 Again - that was Saddam's cousin, Barzan al-Tikriti, with the little head-coming-off-during-hanging problem. Hangman was competent, but probably wasn't informed of Barzan's degenerative disease that almost surely weakened his skeleton. Saddam did just fine with the drop, no undignified loss of body parts.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 07, 2020 02:22 PM (El6T/)

435 I like a noose snug around my genitals.

Posted by: David French at July 07, 2020 02:22 PM (q1Pj5)

436 Does anybody know what they actually do, or supposed to do?
--

Mostly spend America's money

Posted by: FrodoB, no more angle brackets at July 07, 2020 02:23 PM (dQF3z)

437 I must have missed the fake swastika stories, was there a rash of them recently?


Recently? Well, I know they were quite popular a few years ago. Do you not remember the Poopstika?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 07, 2020 02:23 PM (oVJmc)

438 "It just occurred to me - if I was working
construction, and I wanted a few paid days off, what wonders I could do
by making something secretly and then pretending to "find" it the next
morning...

Posted by: Tom Servo"

You wouldn't have to make anything. Just report the huge stockpile of fully automatic nail guns and ammo you found to the local lib politicians.

Posted by: Ripley at July 07, 2020 02:23 PM (MxEKc)

439 A few more hugs from mommy might have helped him.


A few less from Uncle Jimbo, IYKWIM.

Posted by: Grump928© at July 07, 2020 02:23 PM (yQpMk)

440 438 Does anybody know what they actually do, or supposed to do?
--

Mostly spend America's money
Posted by: FrodoB, no more angle brackets at July 07, 2020 02:23 PM (dQF3z)

==========

Now they're free to spend Bill Gates' money.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 07, 2020 02:23 PM (LvTSG)

441 Many years ago, my dad tied a shoelace in a hangman's noose, and I put it around the neck of a Star Trek action figure. (Specifically, a Vorgon. The weird time traveling aliens from that one episode. I have no idea why they rated an action figure.) It hung in our kitchen for years.

I didn't know we were creating such a horrible environment in our house. Why, anyone who looked at a Vorgon would naturally assume it was a stand-in for a black person (please note the person who associates black people with random Star Trek aliens is *not* the racist here. You racist). I'm so ashamed. *sob*

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at July 07, 2020 02:23 PM (rWZ8Y)

442 >>Got to drive her around to radio interviews when the Go Gos did a concert for my college. I'm blaming her drug use for turning down my attempts to get with her.


Awesome. I got thrown out of a solo Belinda Concert because my buddy and I were sitting front row center and kept yelling at her to play 'Circles in the Sand'...

which she had opened with.

Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2020 02:23 PM (Um8rV)

443 Vee will keel noose and squirrel.

Posted by: Boris Badenov at July 07, 2020 02:24 PM (94eNM)

444 It occured to me that trump saw the report from the FBI regarding fake Bubba noose and it indicated that it was a hoax, not just a "misunderstanding" by Bubba.....

Posted by: It's me donna at July 07, 2020 02:24 PM (Zmnko)

445 Henceforth, all construction sites are racist and must be removed.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 07, 2020 02:24 PM (9yINi)

446 I remember a few during the Bush years, and I remember a few places being painted with swastikas by black people trying to gin up race hatred pretending it was white supremacists. But nothing recently.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 07, 2020 02:24 PM (KZzsI)

447 I was about 5 mins late from meeting the Cardigans. I meet the Mighty Bosstones instead and they gave me a box of t-shirts because nobody wanted them.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 07, 2020 02:24 PM (1ISKN)

448 436 Again - that was Saddam's cousin, Barzan al-Tikriti, with the little head-coming-off-during-hanging problem. Hangman was competent, but probably wasn't informed of Barzan's degenerative disease that almost surely weakened his skeleton. Saddam did just fine with the drop, no undignified loss of body parts.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 07, 2020 02:22 PM (El6T/)

---

Saddam, Barzan, whatevers.

They're both roasting now.

Posted by: SMH at July 07, 2020 02:24 PM (RU4sa)

449 The US just formally withdrew from the WHO.


Now do the UN.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 07, 2020 02:24 PM (oVJmc)

450 Lol the comments on that ABC article. Has Bennie Shapiro chimed in and condemned the orange man yet?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 07, 2020 02:24 PM (ht+WZ)

451 No noose is good noose

Posted by: It's me donna at July 07, 2020 02:25 PM (Zmnko)

452 412

Nah just saying hot women dont do things like deliver mail for a living.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at July 07, 2020 02:25 PM (BqIHC)

453 Niece is the plural of noose. Nephews are ok.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 07, 2020 02:25 PM (r+sAi)

454 BREAKING :

HULU pulls Threes Company Episodes featuring Mr. And Mrs Roper.
========

WTF? These people are insane. This is really out of control at this point.

Is it because Mr. Roper used to make fun of Jack for being (fake) gay?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 07, 2020 01:40 PM


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE NAME HAS 'ROPE' IN IT.

(Actually took me a few seconds before i got it)

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at July 07, 2020 02:25 PM (d/5jB)

455 Have we hit peak stupid yet? Hahahaha. This election season is going to be LIT!

Posted by: Bosk at July 07, 2020 02:25 PM (SWbVS)

456 @431...recently heard a wise man tell his teenage children that having social media accounts was like walking around carrying a loaded pistol aimed at your head.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 07, 2020 02:25 PM (ja/kn)

457 This kind of topic always brings the stormfront idiots, I'll never understand why they think they're welcome here.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 07, 2020 02:25 PM (KZzsI)

458 About the same time. almost porn:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c18441Eh_WE

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 07, 2020 02:25 PM (1ISKN)

459 448 I remember a few during the Bush years, and I remember a few places being painted with swastikas by black people trying to gin up race hatred pretending it was white supremacists. But nothing recently.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 07, 2020 02:24 PM (KZzsI)

BLM doesn't care about swastikas, and they don't want to insult their Antifa allies by saying anything about them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 07, 2020 02:26 PM (Kpl3J)

460 They were supposed to be the worldwide coordinating
board that determined illnesses, the best way to deal with them, help
nations prepare and react, and distribute UN resources to research,
reaction, and prevention of illness.



But like everything connected with the UN its corrupt, hard left crap.


Posted by: Christopher R Taylor"


What about analyzing and coordinating a more proactive solution to fit the emerging needs of all stakeholders?

Posted by: Ripley at July 07, 2020 02:26 PM (MxEKc)

461 You know, for lifting stuff up.


Like BLACK PEOPLE!!!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 07, 2020 02:26 PM (NWiLs)

462 215 Apple said at the Grammys that all of it - fame and adulation and awards was bullshit.

The look on everyone's face was priceless.


"But the money is pretty cool!"

Posted by: JB1000 at July 07, 2020 02:26 PM (Kf5r9)

463 What is with the racist Moby's today?

Posted by: steevy at July 07, 2020 02:26 PM (KNsKs)

464 All rope and anything that can be mistaken for a rope are banned from construction sites. Lowes is removing all rope from its stores.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 07, 2020 02:26 PM (ht+WZ)

465 German feminist Alice Schwarzer admits to Swiss account, then goes on offensive

One of Germany's leading feminists, Alice Schwarzer, has admitted that she held a Swiss bank account since the 1980s. The confession followed a report in Spiegel, which Schwarzer called "character assassination."

Alice Schwarzer - leading German feminist, writer and publisher of the German political women's magazine EMMA - accused news magazine Spiegel on Sunday of trying to damage her reputation by reporting on her recent payment - "a six-figure sum" - in back taxes to the German tax revenue office. The Spiegel article had been published earlier in the day.

Posted by: SMOD at July 07, 2020 02:26 PM (3aI0K)

466 462 This kind of topic always brings the stormfront idiots, I'll never understand why they think they're welcome here.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 07, 2020 02:25 PM (KZzsI)

==

Theory:

They're actually leftists who think they can bait us into damning Jews because we're conservatives, and they're playing to their perception of conservatives rather than the reality.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 07, 2020 02:27 PM (LvTSG)

467 449 I was about 5 mins late from meeting the Cardigans. I meet the Mighty Bosstones instead and they gave me a box of t-shirts because nobody wanted them.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 07, 2020 02:24 PM (1ISKN)

That's the impression that I get

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 07, 2020 02:27 PM (ifmtJ)

468 "446 It occured to me that trump saw the report from the FBI regarding fake Bubba noose and it indicated that 'it was a hoax, not just a "misunderstanding" by Bubba....."

Regardless of whether the FBI cretins memorialized it, Wallace and NASCAR both engaged in a disgusting hoax designed to gin up racial hatred. Good on Trump for making the Left defend these despicable bastards.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 07, 2020 02:27 PM (puu6v)

469
In the hours following the early Saturday morning crash, Detective Mike Brown with the King County Sheriff's Office posted a meme on Facebook, which shows people getting hit by a truck and the words "All Lives Splatter."

"This has taken priority with me. And I've asked the undersheriff to make sure that our internal investigation command understands this is their top priority right now," said Sheriff Mitzi Johanknecht.


I bet King County feels so much safer.

10 bucks Sheriff Mitzi has purple hair and weighs 3 bills.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 07, 2020 02:27 PM (3SIUH)

470 Didn't David Carradine die from being lynched?

Posted by: rd at July 07, 2020 02:27 PM (+0uDE)

471 Remember the Rules of Joe:

Joe's Law: Trolls believe none of the things they post.

Joe's Corollary: Your disgust is their oxygen.

Joe's Conjecture: All trolls are Average Joe.

Joe's Tautology: Average Joe sucks cock by choice.




Every time you respond to them they beat off even harder.

Posted by: Grump928© at July 07, 2020 02:27 PM (yQpMk)

472 Hung, Drawn and Quartered.
by: Cancer

90's death metal was awesome

Posted by: Volkoff Industries at July 07, 2020 02:27 PM (DB16e)

473
Amusingly when she spoke she had a thick Scottish brogue and when she sang she sounded as American as one could imagine.
Posted by: 18-1

Heh. My first trip to the Loch, the base "club" had a Scottish band. Country/Western, and they sounded like it. Of course the lead singer just talking sounded like Groundskeeper Willy.

Posted by: Gooshy at July 07, 2020 02:27 PM (qdcMc)

474 Come on! They're not even trying now. There's low hanging fruit; and then there's fruit hopping into your basket as you stand there and stare.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at July 07, 2020 02:27 PM (P0lHU)

475 I mentioned this before....Seattle Times had a story about minorities literally fearing for their lives as they drive through rural pacific NW. one of the examples they gave was pickup trucks with flags flying. Just seeing those brought terror to their snowflake selves.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at July 07, 2020 02:27 PM (BqIHC)

476 The Evening News is going to change its name because it closely resembles the word "noose."

Ditto for noose flash, noose caster, Noose at 11 and Noose You Can Trust.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 07, 2020 02:27 PM (9yINi)

477 A sheriff named Mitzi.....

Posted by: steevy at July 07, 2020 02:27 PM (KNsKs)

478 462 This kind of topic always brings the stormfront idiots, I'll never understand why they think they're welcome here.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 07, 2020 02:25 PM (KZzsI)

I suspect its the same one, mostly. Apparently he has a thing for us, for some reason.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 07, 2020 02:27 PM (Kpl3J)

479 Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2020 02:23 PM (Um8rV)

Heh that sounds like her. The really mean one in the bunch was Jane Wiedlin.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 07, 2020 02:28 PM (2DOZq)

480 In related Noose... Nike laid off a large number of Green card workers due to it's recent losses.

Could it be due to the observation that nearly it's entire inventory of product comes with two nooses per shoe!?

Oh the Huge Manatee!

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at July 07, 2020 02:28 PM (af5xa)

481 449 I was about 5 mins late from meeting the Cardigans. I meet the
Mighty Bosstones instead and they gave me a box of t-shirts because
nobody wanted them.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 07, 2020 02:24 PM (1ISKN)

Well, knock on wood

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 07, 2020 02:28 PM (k/TB6)

482 The US just formally withdrew from the WHO.

-
Well, at least there's no question WHY.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 07, 2020 02:28 PM (+y/Ru)

483 Didn't David Carradine die from being lynched?



Chinamen always run that risk.

Posted by: Grump928© at July 07, 2020 02:28 PM (yQpMk)

484

Every time you respond to them they beat off even harder.
Posted by: Grump928 at July 07, 2020 02:27 PM (yQpMk


Sage.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 07, 2020 02:28 PM (1/o7O)

485 Never the twine shall meet.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 07, 2020 02:28 PM (aKsyK)

486 463 About the same time. almost porn:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c18441Eh_WE
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 07, 2020 02:25 PM (1ISKN)

Love it.

Kylie had some good duets with Robbie Williams too

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 07, 2020 02:28 PM (ifmtJ)

487 486 The US just formally withdrew from the WHO.

-
Well, at least there's no question WHY.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 07, 2020 02:28 PM (+y/Ru)


WHAT?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 07, 2020 02:29 PM (1/o7O)

488 That's the impression that I get
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards,

Well played

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 07, 2020 02:29 PM (7bcfy)

489 3s Company is cancelled??????

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at July 07, 2020 02:29 PM (BqIHC)

490 491 486 The US just formally withdrew from the WHO.

-
Well, at least there's no question WHY.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 07, 2020 02:28 PM (+y/Ru)


WHAT?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 07, 2020 02:29 PM (1/o7O)

==========

OH, I DON'T GIVE A DAMN!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 07, 2020 02:29 PM (LvTSG)

491 Jussie Smollet ruined that avenue of "offense" for them.
Move on.



There is not a lot left to fake. Burning crosses maybe but that isn't easy to pull off without being seen.

Posted by: Grump928© at July 07, 2020 02:29 PM (yQpMk)

492 What about analyzing and coordinating a more proactive solution to fit the emerging needs of all stakeholders?

We need to engage in blue sky thinking here, people. At the close of the play, we have to action that, through proactive hot desking, joined up thinking, and best practice to create the proper strategic staircase. How can we synergy this situation to best case if we do not helicopter view the overall? COB we have to have this closed, people.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 07, 2020 02:29 PM (KZzsI)

493 496 What about analyzing and coordinating a more proactive solution to fit the emerging needs of all stakeholders?

We need to engage in blue sky thinking here, people. At the close of the play, we have to action that, through proactive hot desking, joined up thinking, and best practice to create the proper strategic staircase. How can we synergy this situation to best case if we do not helicopter view the overall? COB we have to have this closed, people.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 07, 2020 02:29 PM (KZzsI)

========

Make this man CEO.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 07, 2020 02:30 PM (LvTSG)

494 Mmmm, Kylie Minogue

Posted by: FrodoB, no more angle brackets at July 07, 2020 02:30 PM (dQF3z)

495 @491...I DON'T KNOW!

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 07, 2020 02:30 PM (ja/kn)

496 About the same time. almost porn:



Posted by: sniffybigtoe


I'll see your link and raise you Kylie's ass.


https://tinyurl.com/jvqkadd

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 07, 2020 02:30 PM (3SIUH)

497 We need to engage in blue sky thinking here, people. At the close of the play, we have to action that, through proactive hot desking, joined up thinking, and best practice to create the proper strategic staircase. How can we synergy this situation to best case if we do not helicopter view the overall? COB we have to have this closed, people.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 07, 2020 02:29 PM (KZzsI)
+++++++++++++
You need to work on your elevator pitch.

https://youtu.be/GyV_UG60dD4

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2020 02:30 PM (hYcqw)

498 Theory:

They're actually leftists who think they can bait us into damning Jews because we're conservatives, and they're playing to their perception of conservatives rather than the reality.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 07, 2020 02:27 PM (LvTSG)

Theory: They're leftists who post and then report themselves.

Posted by: Daybreak at July 07, 2020 02:30 PM (BRkq2)

499 493 3s Company is cancelled??????
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at July 07, 2020 02:29 PM (BqIHC

Yes. Just wasn't the same when John Ritter quit.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 07, 2020 02:31 PM (1/o7O)

500 Ripley: "What about analyzing and coordinating a more proactive solution to fit the emerging needs of all stakeholders?"

Exactly. Who is going to synergize optimal outcomes while synthesizing, consolidating, and minimizing detrimental barriers?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 07, 2020 02:31 PM (HhXSr)

501 Every time you respond to them they beat off even harder.
Posted by: Grump928 at July 07, 2020 02:27 PM (yQpMk)

---

Telling the Horde to not respond to trolls is like telling a cat to not respond to a laser pointer.

Posted by: SMH at July 07, 2020 02:31 PM (RU4sa)

502 David Lynch was roped in the dining car on Three's Company?

Posted by: Emily Litella at July 07, 2020 02:31 PM (9yINi)

503 @497...table slapped. All good. It is what it is.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 07, 2020 02:31 PM (ja/kn)

504 If this is so easy, count on finding a hundred nooses left carelessly strewn about San Francisco tomorrow.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 07, 2020 02:31 PM (4BMGG)

505 The really mean one in the bunch was Jane Wiedlin.

She always looked like a little cute pixie, too. But daffy as hell. Moonbeams and rainbow dolphins. Reminds me of this song:

https://youtu.be/8wWOFHQU0cc

They're actually leftists who think they can bait us into damning Jews because we're conservatives, and they're playing to their perception of conservatives rather than the reality.

Yeah like they expect everyone to yell "hell yeah, let's get them [insert racial epithet]."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 07, 2020 02:32 PM (KZzsI)

506 What about analyzing and coordinating a more proactive solution to fit the emerging needs of all stakeholders?



We need to engage in blue sky thinking here, people. At the close of
the play, we have to action that, through proactive hot desking, joined
up thinking, and best practice to create the proper strategic
staircase. How can we synergy this situation to best case if we do not
helicopter view the overall? COB we have to have this closed, people.



You bastards. I JUST SAT THROUGH THAT MEETING.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 07, 2020 02:32 PM (3SIUH)

507 I got two nooses (is the plural of noose 'neese'? ) hanging from MY garage door. One on each side. Dubs!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, flying away in the Noose Goose at July 07, 2020 02:32 PM (Vy7tf)

508 491 486 The US just formally withdrew from the WHO.

-
Well, at least there's no question WHY.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 07, 2020 02:28 PM (+y/Ru)


WHAT?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 07, 2020 02:29 PM (1/o7O)

First Base!

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 07, 2020 02:32 PM (NgKpN)

509 I looked down and caught a glimpse of my show string.
damn near shit myself when I saw not one but two nooses. Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Posted by: Priapism at July 07, 2020 02:32 PM (2cfUo)

510 Exactly. Who is going to synergize optimal outcomes while synthesizing, consolidating, and minimizing detrimental barriers?
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 07, 2020 02:31 PM (HhXSr)
+++++++++++++
As important as it is to not boil the ocean, we also shouldn't miss the forest for the trees. How do we leverage our core competencies and capitalize on our corporate infrastructure to deliver a value-added experience that delights our customers?!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2020 02:32 PM (hYcqw)

511 509 David Lynch was roped in the dining car on Three's Company?
Posted by: Emily Litella at July 07, 2020 02:31 PM (9yINi)

That must have been a Cindy episode

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at July 07, 2020 02:32 PM (Izzlo)

512 Clip from Black Books that dramatizes the wonders of corporate nonsense:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qz_8hquFCpo

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 07, 2020 02:33 PM (LvTSG)

513 If you are LITERALLY SHAKING at the sight of a pickup truck and/or a flag, you have issues

************

Imagine these were the soldiers that landed in Normandy.

We'd all be living in a bad episode of Man in the High Castle right now.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Looking for a Pump to Reinflate my Zooey Deschanel Blowup Doll at July 07, 2020 02:33 PM (+dsLj)

514 Cleanup at 501 please

Posted by: rd at July 07, 2020 02:33 PM (+0uDE)

515 O my god a noose! Is just another cry of you racist white deplorable you just want us all in chains. My answer is fuck you. When a loop in a rope is racist nothing is.

Posted by: USNtakim at July 07, 2020 02:33 PM (0OmEj)

516 "I'm let loose, from the noose, that's kept me hanging around."
I'm sure that song will be banned soon...

Posted by: Mookie at July 07, 2020 02:33 PM (3vIkC)

517 Chrissy Snow is in her 70s.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at July 07, 2020 02:34 PM (BqIHC)

518 Serious cleanup needed in the store.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 07, 2020 02:34 PM (1/o7O)

519 Looks like somebody's been skipping "Happy Medication Time" again.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 07, 2020 02:34 PM (3SIUH)

520 >>Cleanup at 501 please

What did Joe Mannix do?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 07, 2020 02:34 PM (ZLI7S)

521 This kind of topic always brings the stormfront idiots, I'll never understand why they think they're welcome here.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 07, 2020 02:25 PM


Same leftist douchecanoes from the DU who post their racist crap then screenshot it and share it with their DU friends to prove how racist we are.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 07, 2020 02:34 PM (ejd/p)

522 The Ropers = bad

The Jeffersons, Good Times, What's Happening, etc. = good

Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 07, 2020 02:35 PM (kc5DY)

523 526 >>Cleanup at 501 please

???

Posted by: It's me donna at July 07, 2020 02:35 PM (Zmnko)

524 The left fears nooses and lampposts.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 07, 2020 02:35 PM (ht+WZ)

525 @515...whatever you do, don't try to build the plane while you're flying it. That almost never works.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 07, 2020 02:35 PM (ja/kn)

526 Hell, they're selling nooses down at the TieMart!

Posted by: ShainS at July 07, 2020 02:35 PM (+xU0n)

527 10 bucks Sheriff Mitzi has purple hair and weighs 3 bills.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 07, 2020 02:27 PM (3SIUH)
---------------------------

She is tall, short hair, mannish frame. Walked into her position because a rumor was floated during the height of the #MeToo movement regarding the previous sheriff John Urquhart did something something "sexual harassment."

Posted by: fly gal at July 07, 2020 02:35 PM (6CtMt)

528 Wow!

Ace and the COBS are really hammering the trolls fast. Thank you!

Posted by: rd at July 07, 2020 02:35 PM (+0uDE)

529 "In related Noose... Nike laid off a large number of Green card workers due to it's recent losses."

I don't think extra child/slave labor courtesy Nike is in right now. But it'll be back in a big way after the November election. Because integrity and human rights.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 07, 2020 02:35 PM (HhXSr)

530 ???
Posted by: It's me donna at July 07, 2020 02:35 PM (Zmnko)
++++++++++++
There was a deliberately offensive antisemite troll posting. Looks like it got cleaned up. Thanks to whichever cob is keeping the wheels on.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2020 02:35 PM (hYcqw)

531 521 O my god a noose! Is just another cry of you racist white deplorable you just want us all in chains. My answer is fuck you. When a loop in a rope is racist nothing is.
Posted by: USNtakim at July 07, 2020 02:33 PM (0OmEj)

Sometimes a Cigar, is just a Cigar.

Posted by: Siggy Freud at July 07, 2020 02:36 PM (NgKpN)

532 It is all bullshit made up lies. No minority goes to small town Oregon sees a pickup with a flag and is scared for his life. It is 100% bullshit.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at July 07, 2020 02:36 PM (BqIHC)

533 528 526 >>Cleanup at 501 please

???
Posted by: It's me donna at July 07, 2020 02:35 PM (Zmnko

After cleanup, the numbers all shift.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 07, 2020 02:36 PM (1/o7O)

534 ???
Posted by: It's me donna at July 07, 2020 02:35 PM (Zmnko)


Someone got it already. Appreciate if they'd also look for WKxJi

Posted by: hogmartin at July 07, 2020 02:36 PM (t+qrx)

535 Because nobody else from any other race were ever lynched. Only blacks. Nobody else. Ever. Just blacks. Yup. Only blacks. Nobody else.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 07, 2020 02:37 PM (9yINi)

536 Thanks to whichever cob is keeping the wheels on.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2020 02:35 PM (hYcqw)

Paying attention to the trolls just emboldens them.

Everybody just ignore them...it's not that hard.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 07, 2020 02:37 PM (dLLD6)

537 What about analyzing and coordinating a more proactive solution to fit the emerging needs of all stakeholders?



We need to engage in blue sky thinking here, people. At the close of
the play, we have to action that, through proactive hot desking, joined
up thinking, and best practice to create the proper strategic
staircase. How can we synergy this situation to best case if we do not
helicopter view the overall? COB we have to have this closed, people.


You bastards. I JUST SAT THROUGH THAT MEETING.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 07, 2020 02:32 PM


Anyone who uses "granular" gets a night in the box.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 07, 2020 02:37 PM (ejd/p)

538 After cleanup, the numbers all shift.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 07, 2020 02:36 PM (1/o7O)

Got it

Posted by: It's me donna at July 07, 2020 02:37 PM (Zmnko)

539 Posted by: It's me donna at July 07, 2020 02:35 PM (Zmnko

They cleaned up a nasty comment.

Posted by: rd at July 07, 2020 02:37 PM (+0uDE)

540 I just got denied access to a grocery store I've gone to for months because I won't wear a mask. And they don't care if you have a medical condition because they will be fined anyway. They are trying to set up pickup service for folks in my situation but it's not ready yet. So I did an order with Safeway, who will have about half the stuff I ordered.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 07, 2020 02:37 PM (YynYJ)

541 I'll never understand why they think they're welcome here.

*******

It's all one person.

Who is average joe.

Who sucks cock by choice.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Looking for a Pump to Reinflate my Zooey Deschanel Blowup Doll at July 07, 2020 02:37 PM (+dsLj)

542 Dr Dre who is a partner with Apple for his Beats headphones just signed Bubba Wallace to an endorsement deal for them. Moved up the announcement after Trumps tweet yesterday .

Posted by: Jen the original at July 07, 2020 02:37 PM (lxo3H)

543 Wait - not concern trolling, but MOBYs.


Sad little shut-ins.

Posted by: Grump928© at July 07, 2020 02:37 PM (yQpMk)

544 Wait.

People that jog ?


Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 07, 2020 02:37 PM (3SIUH)

545 Noose outside should have told them.

Posted by: m at July 07, 2020 02:38 PM (49Naq)

546 Such a weird fetish.

Posted by: Simplemind at July 07, 2020 02:38 PM (ZuGkg)

547 303 That was England, with their tea and science and shit.

We colonials probably just figured pulling the head off was a bonus.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 07, 2020 02:04 PM (LWu6U)
-------------

There was an outlaw that was hung, in the old West, who lost his head, because the hangman didn't know what he was doing and added too much weight to the feet of the outlaw when the outlaw was hung.

I believe there may even be a picture of the body propped up with the head sort of just placed on the shoulders.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing

They normally adjust the length of rope and thus the drop for the weight to keep the head attached. Science. There isn't the same problem when you hoist someone up I understand as there isn't a drop. Now pencil-necks with a large body mass could have the the head separate as well.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at July 07, 2020 02:38 PM (kfcYC)

548 No minority goes to small town Oregon sees a pickup with a flag and is scared for his life. It is 100% bullshit.

A lot of black and hispanic college students are just as mincy snowflake as the white ones. Indians and asians seem mostly to avoid that stupid crap.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 07, 2020 02:38 PM (KZzsI)

549 >>I just got denied access to a grocery store I've gone to for months because I won't wear a mask. And they don't care if you have a medical condition because they will be fined anyway.


They are an ESSENTIAL SERVICE.

They can't deny you.

Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2020 02:38 PM (r9Tly)

550 So why is Mr. Roper worse than Hitler exactly?

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at July 07, 2020 02:38 PM (BqIHC)

551
It is all bullshit made up lies. No minority goes to small town Oregon sees a pickup with a flag and is scared for his life. It is 100% bullshit.
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member

=========

It is. What's not bullshit, unfortunately, is the child abuse that's going on. Black kids burst into tears or hide at the sight of a cop.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 07, 2020 02:38 PM (G51Gf)

552 551 Dr Dre who is a partner with Apple for his Beats headphones just signed Bubba Wallace to an endorsement deal for them. Moved up the announcement after Trumps tweet yesterday .



Another thing not to buy

Posted by: It's me donna at July 07, 2020 02:38 PM (Zmnko)

553 548 I just got denied access to a grocery store I've gone to for months because I won't wear a mask. And they don't care if you have a medical condition because they will be fined anyway. They are trying to set up pickup service for folks in my situation but it's not ready yet. So I did an order with Safeway, who will have about half the stuff I ordered.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 07, 2020 02:37 PM (YynYJ)

The 'tell' that masks are about Social Control, and not the Covids?

There is no mask exemption for those who have ALREADY HAD IT, and thus can't get it, nor spread it.

Posted by: Siggy Freud at July 07, 2020 02:39 PM (NgKpN)

554 Such a weird fetish.


Even their helper monkey gets tired of playing cards with them.

Posted by: Grump928© at July 07, 2020 02:39 PM (yQpMk)

555 I hate nooses to poohses!

Posted by: mister jinks at July 07, 2020 02:39 PM (TZi47)

556 Now that we've pulled out of the WHO. We need to withdraw from the UN, Afghanistan. And after that Trump needs to decriminalize marijuana at the federal level. Heads will explode.

Posted by: Augustine at July 07, 2020 02:39 PM (BDZWU)

557 It's all one person.

Who is average joe.

Who sucks cock by choice.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Looking for a Pump to Reinflate my Zooey Deschanel Blowup Doll at July 07, 2020 02:37 PM (+dsLj)


Isn't even good at it. Knows he's not good at it. Doesn't care.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 07, 2020 02:39 PM (t+qrx)

558 What's Happening had a weird history of mis-steps and problems, mostly due to greed. Greed from the "creator" who didn't actually create it (it's a long story involving the movie Cooley High) and greed from the actors who played Raj and ReRun. Plus Mama walking out mid-series because she was a God-fearing Christian woman who did not wish to play a divorcee (when she took the role, Mama and Pop were married in the script.)

That show was just snakebit.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 07, 2020 02:39 PM (FtO5h)

559 If you're a fancy-pants who uses "lunch" as a verb, do you now need to be worried if you go out lunching?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2020 02:39 PM (hYcqw)

560 Can't believe a company is advertising on the highest rated show ever. What bad business.

Brian Stelter @brianstelter
18h
My Pillow props up @TuckerCarlson: Mike Lindell's firm is advertising on Tucker's show "nearly 10x more than the next-largest brand by spend," according to @ispottv data.

Posted by: SMOD at July 07, 2020 02:39 PM (3aI0K)

561 The authors of a study demonstrating no racial bias in police shootings have retracted their paper, because it keeps getting cited. Heather MacDonald has cited it twice in essays, and that particularly burns them up. The authors don't want their actual facts used to prove they themselves are obviously racist!
What to do? Memory hole, obviously. Now voila! No statistics to disprove the narrative any more and their jobs are safe.

That's truth in America these days. Maoist style.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at July 07, 2020 02:40 PM (NVYyb)

562 Just a thought, Is 'Clue' racist now?

Posted by: FrodoB, no more angle brackets at July 07, 2020 02:40 PM (dQF3z)

563 551 Dr Dre who is a partner with Apple for his Beats headphones just signed Bubba Wallace to an endorsement deal for them. Moved up the announcement after Trumps tweet yesterday .
Posted by: Jen the original at July 07, 2020 02:37 PM (lxo3H

His headphones are overpriced garbage. But if he wants to throw his money away on virtue signaling, so be it. He's one of my favorite idiots.

America made him a billionaire and he hates America because it oppresses people or something.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 07, 2020 02:40 PM (1/o7O)

564 They're actually leftists who think they can bait us into damning Jews because we're conservatives, and they're playing to their perception of conservatives rather than the reality.

Yeah like they expect everyone to yell "hell yeah, let's get them [insert racial epithet]."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 07, 2020 02:32 PM (KZzsI)

I think it's just so they have planted "evidence" to point to that AoS is a racist, anti-Semitic website when the time comes around for the Great Banning....

Posted by: JoeF. at July 07, 2020 02:40 PM (gtdYu)

565 543 Because nobody else from any other race were ever lynched. Only blacks. Nobody else. Ever. Just blacks. Yup. Only blacks. Nobody else.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 07, 2020 02:37 PM (9yINi)

-----

https://tinyurl.com/y6ovqcnr

Here is the proof for his sarcasm.

Posted by: rd at July 07, 2020 02:40 PM (+0uDE)

566 They just did deny me. The person I talked to couldn't reach her manager to get an override.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 07, 2020 02:40 PM (YynYJ)

567
A lot of black and hispanic college students are just as mincy snowflake as the white ones. Indians and asians seem mostly to avoid that stupid crap.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

=========

WHich is one reason why colleges admit as few of them as possible.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 07, 2020 02:40 PM (G51Gf)

568 558 So why is Mr. Roper worse than Hitler exactly?
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at July 07, 2020 02:38 PM (BqIHC)

He made fun of Jack, who was pretending to be gay.

And thinking back on it, probably was.

Posted by: Siggy Freud at July 07, 2020 02:40 PM (NgKpN)

569 "Dr Dre who is a partner with Apple for his Beats headphones just signed
Bubba Wallace to an endorsement deal for them. Moved up the announcement
after Trumps tweet yesterday."

Yes, because lots of folks who listen to Dr. Dre and who live in the inner cities watch NASCAR. Ok, maybe not lots. Might not even be dozens. But justice or something.

Posted by: Mookie at July 07, 2020 02:40 PM (3vIkC)

570 Bubba Smollet knew exactly what he was doing. He will make a fortune from this, a Kaepernick Jr if you will.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at July 07, 2020 02:41 PM (BqIHC)

571 So I did an order with Safeway, who will have about half the stuff I ordered.

For 10% more price. I do order from Safeway when I can afford it because its close and I always get a deal to cut the price down but yeah for some reason they never can find everything. I have never once gone to a US grocery store that was just flat OUT of anything, there's always some substitute but these guys just can't find it.

There was an outlaw that was hung, in the old West, who lost his head[

So he was hanged, too?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 07, 2020 02:41 PM (KZzsI)

572 Now pencil-necks with a large body mass could have the the head separate as well.

And nobody wants to see that, do they?

Posted by: Adam Schiff at July 07, 2020 02:41 PM (AytXr)

573
What did Joe Mannix do?
Posted by: JackStraw at July 07, 2020 02:34 PM (ZLI7S)

--------

If you knew, it would curl your hair.

The man is a practically a zoo animal.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 07, 2020 02:41 PM (oJN+m)

574 568
Can't believe a company is advertising on the highest rated show ever. What bad business.

Brian Stelter @brianstelter
18h
My
Pillow props up @TuckerCarlson: Mike Lindell's firm is advertising on
Tucker's show "nearly 10x more than the next-largest brand by spend,"
according to @ispottv data.


Posted by: SMOD at July 07, 2020 02:39 PM (3aI0K)

Annnnnnnddddddd???????????????

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 07, 2020 02:41 PM (xaypX)

575 >>They just did deny me. The person I talked to couldn't reach her manager to get an override.


Then walk on in and tell them they can call the authorities while you shop.

Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2020 02:41 PM (zfgrU)

576 549 Dr Dre who is a partner with Apple for his Beats headphones just signed Bubba Wallace to an endorsement deal for them. Moved up the announcement after Trumps tweet yesterday .
Posted by: Jen the original at July 07, 2020 02:37 PM (lxo3H)

---

More reason to never buy a set of Beats.

Better headphones and ear buds out there for a fraction of the price.

Posted by: SMH at July 07, 2020 02:41 PM (RU4sa)

577 If the media were attempting to severely damage everybody's mental health with a sustained campaign of nonstop bullshit, what would they be doing differently?

Posted by: ... at July 07, 2020 02:42 PM (ffond)

578 448 I remember a few during the Bush years, and I remember a few places being painted with swastikas by black people trying to gin up race hatred pretending it was white supremacists. But nothing recently.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 07, 2020 02:24 PM (KZzsI)

I remember the swastikas. Now the craze is nooses.

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 07, 2020 02:42 PM (lgiXo)

579 But the colleges with high Hispanic rates seem to have the nicest landscaping.

Posted by: Lori Laughlin at July 07, 2020 02:42 PM (9yINi)

580 Anyone who uses "granular" gets a night in the box.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 07, 2020 02:37 PM (ejd/p)
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When it comes to the granular makeup of rifle powders, I prefer stick over ball powder. Though, there is something to be said for flake style rifle powder.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 07, 2020 02:42 PM (WEBkv)

581 570 Just a thought, Is 'Clue' racist now?
Posted by: FrodoB, no more angle brackets at July 07, 2020 02:40 PM (dQF3z)

Is the parent company going Woke and Social Justice uber alles?

If yes, then lets make them destroy their own Intellectual Property and assets.

Posted by: rd at July 07, 2020 02:42 PM (+0uDE)

582 Dr Dre who is a partner with Apple for his Beats headphones just signed Bubba Wallace to an endorsement deal for them. Moved up the announcement after Trumps tweet yesterday .

-
So Jusse Wallace's hoax paid off. Better than Jusse Smollett.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 07, 2020 02:42 PM (+y/Ru)

583 nood brofo

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 07, 2020 02:42 PM (W2Pud)

584 Weights for the working hangman...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
Official_Table_of_Drops

Posted by: andycanuck at July 07, 2020 02:43 PM (TZi47)

585 tXj1k

=========

That's one way to get an IP address banned.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 07, 2020 02:43 PM (LvTSG)

586 580 Now pencil-necks with a large body mass could have the the head separate as well.

And nobody wants to see that, do they?
Posted by: Adam Schiff at July 07, 2020 02:41 PM (AytXr)

---

You have no idea how much I'd pay to see your head pop off like a defective Pez dispenser.

Posted by: SMH at July 07, 2020 02:43 PM (RU4sa)

587 Dr Dre who is a partner with Apple for his Beats eadphones just signed Bubba Wallace to an endorsement deal for them

Which was what it was all about because the dude was having a hard time getting endorsements. Now every woke idiot is beating a path to his door.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 07, 2020 02:43 PM (KZzsI)

588 One of these days I am going to use Walmart's order groceries online. You just pull up and they load your car for you.

Posted by: Grump928© at July 07, 2020 02:43 PM (yQpMk)

589 @527...The single funniest moment in American television history is probably when Archie and Meathead get locked in the basement for hours. They find a couple bottles of booze Archie hid down there, and get hammered. After a hilarious journey through Archie's depression era childhood, Meathead passes out and Archie is feeling sorry for himself and is convinced he's dying, near death. Maybe dead already.. An African American handyman shows up late afternoon to check the boiler, manages to Jimmy the lock. As he comes down the steps Archie looks up and says "Oh my god, the Jefferson's were right!"

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 07, 2020 02:43 PM (ja/kn)

590
More reason to never buy a set of Beats.

"Buy my overpriced headphones because a race baiting mediocre racer endorses them..".

Posted by: It's me donna at July 07, 2020 02:43 PM (Zmnko)

591 FBI Director Wray says half of bureau's 5,000 counterintelligence cases are related to China.

Posted by: SMOD at July 07, 2020 02:43 PM (3aI0K)

592 455 412

Nah just saying hot women dont do things like deliver mail for a living.
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member

No one knew she was hot. She was 300 lbs when she got the job.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at July 07, 2020 02:43 PM (kfcYC)

593 Nood. The Houri.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 07, 2020 02:43 PM (A5zUN)

594 More reason to never buy a set of Beats.

Better headphones and ear buds out there for a fraction of the price.
Posted by: SMH at July 07, 2020 02:41 PM (RU4sa)
+++++++++++
Beats have one focus and one focus only: bass. They are basically cheap or midline headphones with some weights to make them feel like "quality" and very deep bass response, packaged and sold at a higher price than would otherwise be justified.

I just went through the laborious selection for wireless earbuds and am pretty happy with the purchase. They weren't beats. I like mids and highs to not be muddy.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2020 02:43 PM (hYcqw)

595 And they don't care if you have a medical condition because they will be fined anyway.

The old ways are the best ways. We get full control and you blame the company.

Posted by: Benito Mussolini at July 07, 2020 02:44 PM (CTJwJ)

596 As I recall the story, the problem was that the hangman did the correct calculations but about a month or two prior. The condemned then proceeded to pig out on prison food and gained a bunch of weight. The hangman rode in and didn't recalculate before the hanging.

I think that qualifies as an oopsie.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 07, 2020 02:44 PM (eDqwv)

597 Brian Stelter @brianstelter
18h
My
Pillow props up @TuckerCarlson: Mike Lindell's firm is advertising on
Tucker's show "nearly 10x more than the next-largest brand by spend,"
according to @ispottv data.


Posted by: SMOD at July 07, 2020 02:39 PM (3aI0K)

Annnnnnnddddddd???????????????
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 07, 2020 02:41 PM (xaypX)

They don't want Tucker to have even the one advertiser with deep pockets who pays big bucks

Posted by: JoeF. at July 07, 2020 02:44 PM (gtdYu)

598 I guess CBD is doing the bannage, heh

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 07, 2020 02:44 PM (KZzsI)

599 577. Two years ago Dre gave Beats Headphones away to many of the college football teams who would be seen wearing them when they got off team busses etc. Seems to need to do a lot of marketing freebies to get attention to the product.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 07, 2020 02:45 PM (lxo3H)

600 Can't believe a company is advertising on the highest rated show ever. What bad business.

Brian Stelter @brianstelter
18h
My
Pillow props up @TuckerCarlson: Mike Lindell's firm is advertising on
Tucker's show "nearly 10x more than the next-largest brand by spend,"
according to @ispottv data.

-
Yeah, Spud. They wanted people to actually see their ads.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 07, 2020 02:45 PM (+y/Ru)

601 I will give them one more day, to see if they get the pickup service set up. They've been good about this until the latest Inslee decree. I fully expect that Inslee won't allow you to shop without getting a mandatory vaccine at some point.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 07, 2020 02:45 PM (YynYJ)

602 Another thing not to buy
Posted by: It's me donna at July 07, 2020 02:38 PM (Zmnko)
------------

Yeah, all of this woke crap is saving my wife and I a ton of money.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 07, 2020 02:45 PM (WEBkv)

603 Basically, Tater is crying that no one but airport hostages watch his show and he can't believe Tucker is whipping his ass in ratings.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 07, 2020 02:46 PM (1/o7O)

604 One of these days I am going to use Walmart's order groceries online. You just pull up and they load your car for you.

It seems like a really handy deal, although I really prefer to shop for myself when I do, because it helps me plan meals based on what I find and pick up off list.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 07, 2020 02:46 PM (KZzsI)

605 Now pencil-necks with a large body mass could have the the head separate as well.

And nobody wants to see that, do they?
Posted by: Adam Schiff at July 07, 2020 02:41 PM (AytXr)

---

You have no idea how much I'd pay to see your head pop off like a defective Pez dispenser.
Posted by: SMH at July 07, 2020 02:43 PM (RU4sa)
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PPV.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 07, 2020 02:47 PM (WEBkv)

606 dr. Dre is a stone cold black racist. Why didn't he sponsor a winning white driver but a black one that loses?
R-A-C-I-S-M that's why.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 07, 2020 02:47 PM (pw+jk)

607 >>I just got denied access to a grocery store I've gone to for months because I won't wear a mask. And they don't care if you have a medical condition because they will be fined anyway.


Get silly oversized mask that covers entire face, go in get beer, get carded and have to show face.
That was the test.

Go back in, get shitload of expensive frozen stuff from all over store, get beer. Check out, put beer on last.
Get carded. Refuse to show because it violates policy. Walk out leaving them with a hundred items to restock.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 07, 2020 02:48 PM (1g7ch)

608 567 If you're a fancy-pants who uses "lunch" as a verb, do you now need to be worried if you go out lunching?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2020 02:39 PM (hYcqw)

Just wait until you accidentally press the letter to the left of the u in lunching.

Oopsie!

Posted by: rd at July 07, 2020 02:48 PM (+0uDE)

609 Seems to need to do a lot of marketing freebies to get attention to the product.

How do you think Apple Computing got such a foothold in schools and entertainment? Free or super cheap computer deals that put the company in the red, but got the people in those areas to think they were the best possible system and buy no other. Rush Limbaugh, same deal.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 07, 2020 02:48 PM (KZzsI)

610 One of these days I am going to use Walmart's order groceries online. You just pull up and they load your car for you.

It seems like a really handy deal, although I really prefer to shop for myself when I do, because it helps me plan meals based on what I find and pick up off list.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor



It really screws you on impulse buys and that "oh shit, I need this too" moment, because you aren't standing in the aisle.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 07, 2020 02:48 PM (iUBwE)

611

This business will get out of control.
It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it.

Posted by: irongrampa at July 07, 2020 02:50 PM (KATBx)

612 Oopsie? How about a do over

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 07, 2020 02:50 PM (9TdxA)

613 Fake noose.

Posted by: Don Lemon's Smelly Finger at July 07, 2020 02:51 PM (ue3oO)

614 Fake swastikas are usually found on sprayed on Churches.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 07, 2020 02:51 PM (2DOZq)

615 I spent the last 20 min looking for the "noose" moose? hanging at a construction site...no luck, just the same story repeated by all the MFM.
Can we convict without evidence?

Posted by: Colin at July 07, 2020 02:51 PM (txi5T)

616 601 I will give them one more day, to see if they get the pickup service set up. They've been good about this until the latest Inslee decree. I fully expect that Inslee won't allow you to shop without getting a mandatory vaccine at some point.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 07, 2020 02:45 PM (YynYJ)

----

Ask them if they ran their policy past their lawyers that handle ADA Complaints? Because if they do not make reasonable allowances for people that cannot wear masks for medical or any other issues, then they may be in deep, deep shit.

Posted by: rd at July 07, 2020 02:52 PM (+0uDE)

617 568 558 So why is Mr. Roper worse than Hitler exactly?
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at July 07, 2020 02:38 PM (BqIHC)

He made fun of Jack, who was pretending to be gay.

And thinking back on it, probably was.
--------------------------------------------------------------

Mr Roper actually was very progressive. He was perfectly fine with the thought of Jack as a gay tenant(with an occasional "tee-hee" joke , but tenants who had heterosexual relationships was a deal-breaker.

Posted by: theATL at July 07, 2020 02:53 PM (3leHG)

618 Two Scots sitting across the table having a conversation with each other? You'll not understand a damn thing they're saying.

Posted by: Sooner - White Blue-eyed Debil at July 07, 2020 02:53 PM (Fs5vw)

619 If the media were attempting to severely damage everybody's mental health with a sustained campaign of nonstop bs, what would they be doing differently?

Posted by: ... at July 07, 2020 02:58 PM (ffond)

620 Oops

Posted by: ... at July 07, 2020 02:58 PM (ffond)

621 The demand for Racism exceeds the Supply.

Posted by: Steel Gimlet at July 07, 2020 03:00 PM (1oWnj)

622 Two Scots sitting across the table having a conversation with each other? You'll not understand a damn thing they're saying.
Posted by: Sooner - White Blue-eyed Debil at July 07, 2020 02:53 PM (Fs5vw)
++++++++++++
Most of the four-letter words are comprehensible.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2020 03:00 PM (hYcqw)

623 615
I spent the last 20 min looking for the "noose" moose? hanging at a
construction site...no luck, just the same story repeated by all the
MFM.
Can we convict without evidence?

Should be obvious by now the left needs no evidence other than they say so. I'm still waiting on the recording of people yelling racist words at James Clyburn in the walkup to Obamacare.

Posted by: Mookie at July 07, 2020 03:02 PM (3vIkC)

624 I remember when Andrew Breitbart offed $10,000 for visual evidence that Clyburn had been spat upon.

No takers.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 07, 2020 03:05 PM (39yhn)

625 Oh, good. Because we haven't had one of these in like a week.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at July 07, 2020 03:10 PM (xptlg)

626 The FBI gonna send 37 agents to determine if a rope is just a rope again. Apparently no one in the media has read the story of Chicken Little.

Posted by: Botched_Lobotomy at July 07, 2020 03:13 PM (6DDWJ)

627 I saw a racist cowboy with a noose that he was throwing at a calf.

Posted by: Ironwood at July 07, 2020 03:21 PM (n5L++)

628 Noose pandemic =MOAR lockdown.

Dems do love their lockdowns...makes themFeel all manly and stuff--even the alleged Dem women.

Posted by: Voter theater. at July 07, 2020 03:47 PM (dY2qR)

629 Speaking of elite universities - mine used to be one. No longer. Washington & Lee just voted to remove Lee's name from the university. I wonder if they'll dig up his grave and tear down Lee Chapel? I am not ashamed for having graduated from what it was, but am ashamed to be even remotely associated with what it has become. Of course, I saw this the last several times I attended alumni gatherings when the SJWs were just overwhelming. The rot has been growing for some time. Now the puss has burst forth, and the stench has driven me (and others I know) away forever.

Posted by: Patrick at July 07, 2020 03:52 PM (gfgq7)

630 John Hopkins. What an overwrought hand wringing piles-are-bleeding cry for help over an Fing rope. My Mom and Dad went there and the area was a cesspool in the 30's! My uncle had a filling station two blocks away and got shot in a hold up. In 1947!! I am so tired of this SJW crap....

Whats really bad is I just deleted a bunch of stuff....why? So the monitors wouldnt have to delete the post...its sad the country is spiraling down the tubes....

Posted by: ss at July 07, 2020 04:14 PM (tDCDM)

631 .
A wide selection of ready made nooses in all sizes and colors!

https://www.westmarine.com/dock-lines

Posted by: Mongo at July 07, 2020 04:32 PM (23TvB)

632 Go soak your head Brain-Dead Dumbell

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at July 07, 2020 05:22 PM (FLiOE)

633 To a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

Posted by: Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup at July 07, 2020 05:52 PM (xZjSg)

634 That's noose to me!

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The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat