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Joe Biden: Senile And Feeble-minded And Hard-left
For whatever deeply idiotic reason, there is a benign image of Joe Biden that the ignorant embrace; he is a kind and wise leader who is always willing to reach across the aisle. Is it his nice hair and kind-but-vacant eyes? Is it that he is carefully kept from actually articulating his positions?
The Radical Joe BidenThe conventional wisdom right now is that Joe Biden is semi-senile, and that his choice of a vice president is all-important as it is likely this person (almost certainly a black female) will become president at some early point in the next few years if Biden wins in November. This conventional wisdom may be narrowly accurate, but ultimately wrong. Why? First, there is an imperceptible difference between a senile Biden and a feeble-minded Joe Biden. Let’s face it, Biden has been feeble-minded since he entered national politics almost 50 years ago. What is decisive is that even if he isn’t trending toward senility, he has already sold out to the far left of the Democratic Party, and has signaled his intent to implement a far-left agenda if he wins.That's the thing...his positions are Obama's with a heartland twist. Nothing more than the progressive cant that we have been fighting since Woodrow Wilson. At least the Democrats are out of clean and articulate Black spokesmen....they are stuck with Gropin' Joe!
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: woulde at July 06, 2020 07:15 PM (2n1DL)
Posted by: woulde at July 06, 2020 07:16 PM (2n1DL)
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Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 06, 2020 07:19 PM (GoRO9)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 06, 2020 07:19 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: angsterdamn at July 06, 2020 07:19 PM (DB1SB)
Posted by: eleven at July 06, 2020 07:19 PM (XTyi0)
Posted by: runner at July 06, 2020 07:20 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: angsterdamn at July 06, 2020 07:20 PM (DB1SB)
Posted by: RICO aka msm/dnc/bureaucracy and now judiciary at July 06, 2020 07:21 PM (yyBG+)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 06, 2020 07:19 PM (r+sAi)
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Oh, it's going to happen.
Maybe not this election.
Posted by: SMH at July 06, 2020 07:21 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Joe Biden's grandkid at July 06, 2020 07:21 PM (l/jsU)
What is decisive is that even if he isn't trending toward senility, he has already sold out to the far left of the Democratic Party, and has signaled his intent to implement a far-left agenda if he wins.
He sold his inheritance for a mess of pudding.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 06, 2020 07:21 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: fixerupper at July 06, 2020 07:22 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, back to normal? at July 06, 2020 07:22 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 06, 2020 07:22 PM (okGHj)
Maybe not this election.
Posted by: SMH at July 06, 2020 07:21 PM (RU4sa)
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Actually, when President Trump is re-elected, I expect a few blue cities to go up in flames.
And I'll smile.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 06, 2020 07:23 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: eleven at July 06, 2020 07:23 PM (XTyi0)
Its about Uncle Joe.
You remember Uncle Joe.....
He was afraid to cut the cake.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 06, 2020 07:22 PM (nw6Hr)
But the cheese was fair game. Seriously, pull my finger.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 06, 2020 07:23 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: Joe Biden's eyeball at July 06, 2020 07:23 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 06, 2020 07:23 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: keena at July 06, 2020 07:23 PM (pY648)
Posted by: eleven at July 06, 2020 07:24 PM (XTyi0)
You remember Uncle Joe.....
He was afraid to cut the cake.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 06, 2020 07:22 PM (nw6Hr)
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He was moving real slow at the Junction.
Posted by: Axemeep at July 06, 2020 07:24 PM (Eicbe)
Joe Biden: He was good enough for Delaware.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 06, 2020 07:23 PM (mht8P)
Have you ever MET anyone from Delaware? I think that state is a myth.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 06, 2020 07:24 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: Blutarski at July 06, 2020 07:24 PM (nnf6G)
And I'll smile.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 06, 2020 07:23 PM (WEBkv)
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IF he's re-elected.
Sorry, but thinking that Trump has this in the bag is not wise.
Posted by: SMH at July 06, 2020 07:24 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2020 07:24 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: eleven at July 06, 2020 07:24 PM (XTyi0)
I don't think I can take it.
Posted by: Richard Harris at July 06, 2020 07:24 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Colin at July 06, 2020 07:25 PM (uUP+T)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 06, 2020 07:25 PM (GoRO9)
Posted by: Meephistopheles at July 06, 2020 07:25 PM (yk557)
Posted by: Chris M at July 06, 2020 07:25 PM (6XZdO)
Posted by: woulde at July 06, 2020 07:26 PM (2n1DL)
Posted by: fixerupper at July 06, 2020 07:26 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: dartist at July 06, 2020 07:26 PM (+ya+t)
we lost power for around 3 hours
we had 4 outdoor spotlights ...after the hailstorm we now have one
I think I picked up all of the bits of it outside
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 06, 2020 07:26 PM (TOyHQ)
Posted by: angsterdamn at July 06, 2020 07:26 PM (DB1SB)
Posted by: Lying Benghazi Bitch Rice at July 06, 2020 07:26 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 06, 2020 07:25 PM (GoRO9)
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He might have guessed that the press would never come after him for getting his son a 1-mill/year bribe gig in Ukraine.
Posted by: Axemeep at July 06, 2020 07:26 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 06, 2020 07:27 PM (j3npP)
Posted by: Tentotwo at July 06, 2020 07:27 PM (yhf6w)
Posted by: Blutarski at July 06, 2020 07:27 PM (nnf6G)
What did Delaware???
He wore a New Jersey.
Youve all heard of DadJokes, that was a Joe Joke.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 06, 2020 07:26 PM (nw6Hr)
Your dad should pop you for that.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 06, 2020 07:27 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at July 06, 2020 07:27 PM (qM84C)
Posted by: azalea city at July 06, 2020 07:27 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: Axemeep at July 06, 2020 07:27 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: wth at July 06, 2020 07:28 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Blutarski at July 06, 2020 07:24 PM (nnf6G)
He's looked up at average all his life. Failure Theater has never been more inept than in dealing with this goof.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 06, 2020 07:28 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: eleven at July 06, 2020 07:24 PM (XTyi0)
<<<
The cake is a lie.
Posted by: GLaDOS at July 06, 2020 07:28 PM (yk557)
I wonder if Trump might mention this?
Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2020 07:28 PM (ZLI7S)
If Biden isn't a viable candidate, why not switch him out before the actual election? The problem with that, of course, is that those who voted in the Democratic parties will be upset that their vote meant nothing, which is also undemocratic.
The Democrats should have rigged their election in favor of a *viable* candidate.
Posted by: pookysgirl, political theorist at July 06, 2020 07:29 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 06, 2020 07:24 PM (okGHj)
I've know one person from DE, when I was in the
Army. Actually a pretty cool guy.
I was in Delaware once. SiL took a wrong turn trying to get out of Philly, and boom! Delaware. Didn't stay long.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at July 06, 2020 07:29 PM (xPJvm)
I guess it depends on the meaning of "crazy".
Posted by: FloridaMan at July 06, 2020 07:29 PM (4viAS)
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 06, 2020 07:24 PM (okGHj)
Had to drive through it last year, north to south. Bout 2 1/2 hours on the highway, nothing but trees. I think it's actually a nature preserve.
Posted by: Vanya, Preview Announcer at July 06, 2020 07:30 PM (R7nPl)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at July 06, 2020 07:27 PM (qM84C)
Shit, she could fill a landfill well
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 06, 2020 07:30 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Beelzebubba at July 06, 2020 07:30 PM (/d0mh)
Posted by: Strokin' Uncle Joe Biden at July 06, 2020 07:30 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Colin at July 06, 2020 07:30 PM (uUP+T)
Last weekend: "Hi, I'm Joe Biden, Joe Biden's wife."
Oh wait. .. .
Posted by: Lizzy at July 06, 2020 07:30 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: PennaLady at July 06, 2020 07:31 PM (8pqRD)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 06, 2020 07:31 PM (TOyHQ)
Posted by: pookysgirl, political theorist at July 06, 2020 07:29 PM (XKZwp)
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
You MUST be joking!
Posted by: DNC at July 06, 2020 07:31 PM (Eicbe)
I wonder if Trump might mention this?
Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2020 07:28 PM (ZLI7S)
.......
In the debate Joe will just laugh like a hyena and take another sip from his water glass (filled with gin).
Posted by: wth at July 06, 2020 07:31 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at July 06, 2020 07:27 PM (qM84C)<<<
She could fill up most of the damn Cabinet seats too.
Posted by: Meephistopheles at July 06, 2020 07:31 PM (yk557)
But that he could even be the candidate of 1 of the 2 major parties is a devastating thing. Sort of like Obama being a candidate, much less elected, twice. Scary and depressing.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 06, 2020 07:31 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 06, 2020 07:19 PM (GoRO9)
The things we've seen...
Posted by: Female Secret Service Agents at July 06, 2020 07:31 PM (Ojki1)
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Because black women can't do it on their own if one recognizes the inherent motivational and intellectual limitations placed upon them by the genetics of their skin color.
Boy, the Democrats sure haven't changed much in the last 150 years, have they?
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 06, 2020 07:31 PM (kc5DY)
The new and improved epicanthic folds give him a distinctly Maoist appeal.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 06, 2020 07:32 PM (3SIUH)
Don't they also have all the credit card headquarters?
Posted by: Chris M at July 06, 2020 07:32 PM (6XZdO)
Posted by: dartist at July 06, 2020 07:32 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: pookysgirl, political theorist at July 06, 2020 07:29 PM (XKZwp)
There was no viable candidate. Their entire lineup smelled like old people and ass. Even the non DJT 2016 GOP was better.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 06, 2020 07:32 PM (y7DUB)
AOC is co-writing the Democrat platform.
So when you wonder how it will be different, ask: WWAOCD?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 06, 2020 07:32 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 06, 2020 07:33 PM (TZi47)
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 06, 2020 07:24 PM (okGHj)
.........
It's the Liechtenstein of America, but without the banks.
Posted by: wth at July 06, 2020 07:33 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 06, 2020 07:34 PM (mht8P)
So when you wonder how it will be different, ask: WWAOCD?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 06, 2020 07:32 PM (bDqIh)
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I wonder how they are going to pass climate alarmism now that another prominent climate alarmist has apologized for alarmism.
Posted by: Axemeep at July 06, 2020 07:34 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 06, 2020 07:34 PM (TZi47)
Posted by: Strokin' Uncle Joe Biden at July 06, 2020 07:34 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 06, 2020 07:35 PM (r+sAi)
Should have known that you never say never. The only person that could be worse than Biden is Biden's son.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 06, 2020 07:35 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 06, 2020 07:35 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 06, 2020 07:32 PM (y7DUB)
Pure poetry, man. Just beautiful.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 06, 2020 07:35 PM (okGHj)
That's funny.
I am unaware of any meaningful distinctions on that score. GOP, and this WH included. But I miss a lot.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 06, 2020 07:35 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Axemeep at July 06, 2020 07:36 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Alan Dershowitz at July 06, 2020 07:36 PM (Jj+59)
Posted by: Strokin' Uncle Joe Biden at July 06, 2020 07:36 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 06, 2020 07:32 PM (y7DUB)
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LOL
Posted by: SMH at July 06, 2020 07:36 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: rhomboid at July 06, 2020 07:37 PM (El6T/)
Why Not?
Because if he does choose a VP, the Democrat Party is stuck with him and his VP Choice. If he doesn't choose and Announce a VP before their phony convention, expect Joe to be replaced.
IMO, His replacement will be a NON-Bernie white dude. Because that is the way the diverse, inclusive, caring, minority friendly Democrat Party rolls.
Posted by: rd at July 06, 2020 07:37 PM (+0uDE)
Yea, that.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Civilly Disobedient at July 06, 2020 07:37 PM (3H9h1)
She does quite well with crayons.
Posted by: Strokin' Uncle Joe Biden at July 06, 2020 07:36 PM (EgshT)
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Yeah, but she eats them way too fast.
Posted by: SMH at July 06, 2020 07:37 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 06, 2020 07:24 PM (okGHj)
Had to drive through it last year, north to south. Bout 2 1/2 hours
on the highway, nothing but trees. I think it's actually a nature
preserve.
Posted by: Vanya"
Long time back I was trying to get a sick car (Wouldn't shift out of 1st gear, 2 speed auto) from Philly to Norfolk. Made it part ways and it overheated and had to park it at a small convenience store just off the highway. Guy was super nice and let me park it there for a few days while I went and got a tow and came back. Someone had tried to break into it while I was away and he moved it to his house. Really nice person.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 06, 2020 07:37 PM (Mm4NK)
Posted by: Dr. Nick Riviera at July 06, 2020 07:38 PM (d6DSt)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT
Mary is SO RIGHT!!!
Stacey Abrams comes with so much Gravitas!
Posted by: Concerned Woman of Brattleboro at July 06, 2020 07:38 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at July 06, 2020 07:38 PM (lW69B)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 06, 2020 07:38 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Strokin' Uncle Joe Biden at July 06, 2020 07:38 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 06, 2020 07:32 PM (y7DUB)
Why thank you!
Posted by: Jeb! at July 06, 2020 07:39 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Alan Dershowitz at July 06, 2020 07:39 PM (Jj+59)
That evil woman threatened to kill all of the girls she recruited at some point. Hell she may have killed some of them and she definitely molested the youngest ones.
She was sitting on the aisle at Chelsea Clinton's wedding.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 06, 2020 07:39 PM (3SIUH)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at July 06, 2020 07:27 PM (qM84C)
.......
and when Joe wanders off she can whistle at him to come back.
Posted by: wth at July 06, 2020 07:39 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 06, 2020 07:40 PM (4a9Vv)
They might as well call him Bubble-Biden for fear of him catching cold, flu, bee sting, rash, hay fever, loud noises, strong blasts of air, etc.
Bah! Who are we kidding. Bubble-Biden's the vehicle to install a radical VP. Biden will be given locks of hair to sniff as he rides Railcar One between home and D.C.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 06, 2020 07:40 PM (HhXSr)
Posted by: Strokin' Uncle Joe Biden at July 06, 2020 07:40 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Axemeep at July 06, 2020 07:40 PM (Eicbe)
A friend of mine worked in a position where he interacted personally with Panetta multiple times a week while that piece of shit was the Indonesian's defense secretary. I was present and kept my mouth shut while another friend (decidedly not of the left) argued that Panetta couldn't be that bad. The friend that interacted with him said that Panetta probably had a promising future with the Red Guard.
Lots of demcommies come across this way. Clinton, Bill Richardson, McAuliffe, and any Kennedy come immediately to mind. Give it a few minutes, and you will think of others.
Posted by: fktheleft at July 06, 2020 07:40 PM (lvXKd)
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 06, 2020 07:41 PM (dUJdY)
That
evil woman threatened to kill all of the girls she recruited at some
point. Hell she may have killed some of them and she definitely molested
the youngest ones.
She was sitting on the aisle at Chelsea Clinton's wedding.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 06, 2020 07:39 PM (3SIUH)
Odd how that's not covered by the American MFM
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 06, 2020 07:41 PM (UUv9T)
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 06, 2020 07:32 PM (y7DUB)
Yeah, Sanders is around the same age as Biden, but he's not as senile. Sure, crazier, but not as obvious in his dementia. So why not Sanders? Booty-judge, while young and inexperienced, would live longer. So they could have rigged it for him too, and had an even better puppet for the DNC.
My point is, if you go by the definition of viable that means "to live," the DNC could have done much better.
Posted by: pookysgirl, political theorist at July 06, 2020 07:41 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at July 06, 2020 07:38 PM (lW69B)
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I will laugh, albeit horrified, if Yee wins.
Kim Kard as First Lady.
Fortunately, the odds aren't good for them this late in the game.
Posted by: SMH at July 06, 2020 07:41 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at July 06, 2020 07:41 PM (ch6++)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 06, 2020 07:41 PM (qM84C)
Well, I hope these both are signs that things are crumbling fast for the leftist coalition:
- Atlanta's mayor is going hard after the people who shot this 8-year-old girl, according to an article at RedState. Not that I don't think the mayor has an ulterior motive, but it's only a matter of time before the left feasts on its own there.
- SCOTUS just announced states *can* absolutely require electors to vote for who their state votes for, not just popular vote getters, *and* that the states can back that up with teeth. So the Dems' plan to bribe/coerce/threaten electors to "vote correctly" is hopefully dead. It was a 9-0 decision, btw.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 06, 2020 07:41 PM (L2ZTs)
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Stacey Abrams comes with so much Gravitas!
Posted by: Concerned Woman of Brattleboro at July 06, 2020 07:38 PM (QzkSJ)
Stacey Abrams modifies local gravity by her very presence!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 06, 2020 07:41 PM (eTZoJ)
Today, all that remains is the withered, desiccated husk of the mediocre blowhard he once was.
Posted by: chris at July 06, 2020 07:41 PM (1VbST)
Posted by: ShainS at July 06, 2020 07:41 PM (WqPYg)
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Obama didn't announce Biden until August 23 (via text! So hip! Squeeee!)
Trump announced Pence July 15.
Posted by: RoyalOil at July 06, 2020 07:42 PM (X+6/p)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/385314
and the Internet crashes...
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 06, 2020 07:42 PM (3SIUH)
Stacey Abrams comes with so much
Posted by: Concerned Woman of Brattleboro at July 06, 2020 07:38 PM (QzkSJ)<<<
Fixed for accuracy.
Posted by: Meephistopheles at July 06, 2020 07:42 PM (yk557)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 06, 2020 07:43 PM (r+sAi)
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This is a non-story. For ages candidates never picked their running mates until *after* the convention.
Posted by: Axemeep at July 06, 2020 07:43 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: 30330 at July 06, 2020 07:43 PM (vGJY7)
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For me, Ace, it's his nice eyes and kind-but-vacant hair.
Posted by: ShainS at July 06, 2020 07:43 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: t-bird at July 06, 2020 07:43 PM (1vynn)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 06, 2020 07:43 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at July 06, 2020 07:43 PM (qM84C)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 06, 2020 07:41 PM (UUv9T)
Let's not be all judgemental, shall we?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Ghislaine di NOT kill herself...yet - at July 06, 2020 07:44 PM (eTZoJ)
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Did you hear that a black guy hit a few people and killed a pink-haired white woman after he drove around a barricade that was set up to inconvenience drivers so rioters could shake their butts on the interstate in an organized dance-off?
No? What, are they not reporting on that anymore?
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 06, 2020 07:44 PM (kc5DY)
Correction: the police officers Keshia has shit on for months are going hard after the people who shot this 8-year-old girl.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 06, 2020 07:44 PM (3SIUH)
Posted by: James at July 06, 2020 07:44 PM (qM84C)
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 06, 2020 07:45 PM (kc5DY)
I don't think it matters who wins. Some blue cities will indeed burn. If Trump wins, they burn because OrangeManBad. If Biden wins, they burn because RedWhiteBlueBad.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 06, 2020 07:45 PM (HhXSr)
Posted by: James at July 06, 2020 07:45 PM (qM84C)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 06, 2020 07:42 PM (3SIUH)
And kbdabear weeps for not finding her first!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 06, 2020 07:45 PM (eTZoJ)
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Why?
Is she related to the mayor?
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 06, 2020 07:45 PM (kc5DY)
Meanwhile, Hunstman's daughters, if they're seeking solace over daddy's defeat, are welcome here anytime (well, once I've cleared the deck, so to speak).
Posted by: rhomboid at July 06, 2020 07:45 PM (El6T/)
While. losing still, as she failed to find Wisconsin, again.
Posted by: socalcon at July 06, 2020 07:46 PM (Roy2Z)
Posted by: Unkaren at July 06, 2020 07:46 PM (vGJY7)
Posted by: fixerupper at July 06, 2020 07:46 PM (nw6Hr)
The "mad Man" is a nowhere man,why even a scintilla of interest in the dope ?????
It is not hard to dust him off with a few days of heavy artillery.....................
Posted by: saf at July 06, 2020 07:46 PM (5IHGB)
Posted by: torabora at July 06, 2020 07:46 PM (Z5jS/)
5. Raising Co-Cane's
4. Burger Meghan Markle
3. Dairy Drag Queen
2. McDonTrump
1. Taco Balls
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 06, 2020 07:46 PM (L2ZTs)
(ACE BEGINS)If you touch my hoagie one more time, I will fucking kill you. I don't mean that metaphorically. I mean I will fucking reach across this table and literally, physically kill you.
You had your fun. You thought you were cute. You thought it was clown-time, and you were driving the little car. You touched the top of my turkey and provolone hoagie, and now I've had to rip off the piece of bread that you fucking contaminated. (ACE ENDS, AI CONTINUES
You fucking bastard, I 'm going to cut it up and cook it up for you. You stupid , stupid bastard, I hope you choke to death on that little piece of bread.
You fucking bastard, I'm going to throw that shit into your mouth , and I'm going to see if you choke to death. That's the way it is. You'll have to deal with that yourself , and I'm going to go and get a glass of wine and just relax. (AI ENDS)
Continuing from later:
(ORIGINAL ACE)Don't believe me? Think I'm joshing with you? Look at my face: I am not joshing with you, pal. I am deadly serious, and if you so much as fucking lay another finger on this sandwich you'll enter a world of hurt of beyond your very capability to conceive. No fuckin' foolin', you touch this hoagie one more time and I will spill life's blood all over this fucking Quizno's.(ACE ENDS)
(AI CONTINUES)Do I look like I care about my sandwich? Do I look like I care about my sandwich? Now that I think about it, maybe it's not as important as you'd think... but don't you dare make a fuckin' joke about it, pal, because I'll kill you. I've had enough of you fuckin' assholes, you know that? I don't give a fuck if you think it's funny; I will beat the shit out of you if you try to take this sandwich away from me.(AI ENDS)
Another prompting:
(ORIGINAL ACE)But if your fucking hand actually crosses the sandwich Rubicon, I am going to go apeshit up and down your spine. I am going to punch your fucking kidneys until you piss blood out of your fucking eyeballs.
Think I'm being farcical? Think I'm just "pulling your leg"? Right now I'm a 747 filled with only flying elbows and head-butts and I'm running an ad that says "Fly Me." You want to fly me? I offer Frequent Flyer Miles for fuckers who touch my sandwich. I'll take you to hell and back-- no extra charge.(ACE ENDS)
(AI CONTINUES)Here's the thing about sandwiches. If you're a man, you love them. And I fucking love them. They're a great way to enjoy a hearty meal, but they also come with a huge responsibility. That's because if you touch my sandwich, you're going to get fucking hit with my fist. Now, if you think this is an unreasonable threat, you're just as crazy as I am.
But don't worry ! I'm only going to make you look like a complete idiot. Because your hand is fucking dirty, and my fist is gonna come down hard. And I 'm a big guy with a big fist. So, when you touch my sandwich, you're just gonna end up with my fist in your eye.(AI ENDS)
It's going to take a while before AI is capable of catching up to Ace, I think, but it's not doing too bad.
Posted by: Locarno at July 06, 2020 07:46 PM (3WLXg)
........
I think with the failing plugs and the hemorrhaging eyeball that ship has sailed.
Posted by: wth at July 06, 2020 07:46 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: James at July 06, 2020 07:45 PM (qM84C)
He's not going to pick Pritzker
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 06, 2020 07:46 PM (UUv9T)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 06, 2020 07:43 PM (r+sAi)
Doesn't change my opinion of Utah!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 06, 2020 07:46 PM (eTZoJ)
God help us!
Posted by: 30330 at July 06, 2020 07:43 PM (vGJY7)
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This reminds me of something. Occasionally pass through a small town at the top of a hill (Jerome, AZ) and the first house you come upon near the house looks like some hippie commune -- complete with broken down bus and other assorted junk strewn about the property.
Anyway, before the 2016 election they had a big Bernie sign out front. After Trump won, they changed it to "God Help Us!" -- which cracked me up because they're likely atheists.
Since March guess what their sign says? "Fauci is Right -- Believe Him!" Oh no, the virus hasn't been politicized one smidgen by the Left ...
Posted by: ShainS at July 06, 2020 07:47 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Brother Tim at July 06, 2020 07:47 PM (iKMuO)
My point is, if you go by the definition of viable that means "to live," the DNC could have done much better.
Posted by: pookysgirl, political theorist at July 06, 2020 07:41 PM (XKZwp)
Remember when the Colossus of Guam turned Bernie into an sputtering cartoon character when talking about the homes he's grifted? Think Trump wouldn't do that only better?
Mayor Choad is the anti Ric Grenell: a homo that creeps everyone out. And he was a terrible mayor of a dogshit town.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 06, 2020 07:47 PM (y7DUB)
I agree Atlanta's mayor probably doesn't actually give a shit about the violence. She's just (a) embarrassed and (b) seeing if she has a shot at being considered for Joe's VP.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 06, 2020 07:47 PM (L2ZTs)
Joe Biden has announced that, as president, he will mandate the wearing
of condoms in public -- unless you identify as one of the 55 mentally
ill genders. "If it saves one child ..
Joe Biden needs to wear a full body condom himself.........for the children.
I'm amazed that this is the best the DEMs can offer. Another puppet.
Posted by: boynsea at July 06, 2020 07:47 PM (Fks5r)
Posted by: socalcon at July 06, 2020 07:47 PM (Roy2Z)
Posted by: fixerupper at July 06, 2020 07:48 PM (nw6Hr)
No? What, are they not reporting on that anymore?
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 06, 2020 07:44 PM (kc5DY)
Insti had a post of a Tweet about it. The MSMer in question focused on the LUXURY car killing the protester.
See, capitalism kills.
Posted by: Bete at July 06, 2020 07:48 PM (Ojki1)
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I heard Kamala was offering to sit on faces!
Posted by: andycanuck at July 06, 2020 07:48 PM (TZi47)
figured Trump was pretty much a lock for winning in Nov so they figured
"let's give it to Joe, it's his turn." Might turn out that Joe's good
luck will be our bad luck.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 06, 2020 07:40 PM (4a9Vv)
Yeah, there's also the "sacrificial lamb" theory. The DNC is probably more realistic about Trump's chances than the Rachel Maddow wing.
Posted by: pookysgirl, political theorist at July 06, 2020 07:48 PM (XKZwp)
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It's hard to believe, but there are certain communities that REALLY don't like homosexuals.
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 06, 2020 07:48 PM (kc5DY)
Posted by: Emmie at July 06, 2020 07:49 PM (clsJu)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 06, 2020 07:49 PM (L2ZTs)
Here pull my finger.....
Posted by: Joe Biden, Old Racist at July 06, 2020 07:49 PM (Z+IKu)
Do Kaboom next!
Posted by: Unkaren at July 06, 2020 07:49 PM (vGJY7)
My leg hair is amazing.
All the little kids used to love rubbing it.
Posted by: Joke Biden at July 06, 2020 07:50 PM (yk557)
You left off the ewwww factor?
Posted by: socalcon at July 06, 2020 07:50 PM (Roy2Z)
Her guilty mind is showing in her actions.
Posted by: torabora at July 06, 2020 07:50 PM (Z5jS/)
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I'm amused that it writes much, much better than raimondo.
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 06, 2020 07:50 PM (kc5DY)
Posted by: socalcon at July 06, 2020 07:51 PM (Roy2Z)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 06, 2020 07:51 PM (38/p9)
That's probably Wednesday in Chicago. Even Birmingham and Bodymore, Murderland are probably ahead of that modest stat.
Kemp's a cheese-ass.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 06, 2020 07:52 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Locarno at July 06, 2020 07:46 PM (3WLXg)
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Funny. I've said here before that an interwebs random word generator makes more sense than Biden.
Posted by: ShainS at July 06, 2020 07:52 PM (WqPYg)
I'm amused that it writes much, much better than raimondo.
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 06, 2020 07:50 PM (kc5DY)
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Start feeding it Clogenstein posts. LOL.
Posted by: Axemeep at July 06, 2020 07:52 PM (Eicbe)
"Have you ever MET anyone from Delaware? I think that state is a myth.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 06, 2020 07:24 PM (okGHj) "
The old Remington 870 I bought back in the 80's used to belong to the Delaware State Police, which is at least indirect evidence that it exists ... beyond that, I got nothin'.
Posted by: the_sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at July 06, 2020 07:52 PM (0IMgo)
Posted by: Unkaren at July 06, 2020 07:49 PM (vGJY7)
No. Do Biden's speech about the leg hair in the pool. See if you can cause the first documented case of senility in a computer program.
Posted by: Vanya, Preview Announcer at July 06, 2020 07:53 PM (R7nPl)
Is ace okay?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 06, 2020 07:51 PM (38/p9)
_________
First post of the day said he was "sick as a dog again."
Posted by: ShainS at July 06, 2020 07:53 PM (WqPYg)
Is ace okay?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 06, 2020 07:51 PM (38/p9)
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He's probably on another 98 hour fast / creatine bender and totally forgot to drink anything.
again
Posted by: fixerupper at July 06, 2020 07:53 PM (nw6Hr)
And he's doing this while the far left wing of the party is rioting, looting, beating and killing people. He has now stolen Obama's tag line and says he is going to "transform American".
All he had to do was not be crazy and keep his mouth shut and he had a shot but that was too high a barrier.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2020 07:53 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: x at July 06, 2020 07:53 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: ShainS at July 06, 2020 07:47 PM (WqPYg
Are we supposed to believe Fauci when he says masks don't help or when he says we should always wear them?
And while we're at it, should straight people resume worrying about getting AIDS?
Posted by: Emmie at July 06, 2020 07:53 PM (clsJu)
Posted by: Vanya, Preview Announcer at July 06, 2020 07:53 PM (R7nPl)
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The Slurring Test.
Posted by: Axemeep at July 06, 2020 07:53 PM (Eicbe)
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Why?
Is she related to the mayor?
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 06, 2020 07:45 PM (kc5DY)
So, as it was a BLM protest? The Atlanta Mayor is going to send her thug cops after poor misunderstood Blacks?
Or did the perps turn out to be White somehow?
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2020 07:53 PM (NgKpN)
Yeah, Sanders is around the same age as Biden, but he's not as senile. Sure, crazier, but not as obvious in his dementia. So why not Sanders? Booty-judge, while young and inexperienced, would live longer. So they could have rigged it for him too, and had an even better puppet for the DNC.
My point is, if you go by the definition of viable that means "to live," the DNC could have done much better.
Posted by: pookysgirl, political theorist at July 06, 2020 07:41 PM
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Think back to Late February. The ENTIRE Democrat Party suddenly went Five Alarm Fire STOP BERNIE!
After South Carolina they decided Joe and his Black Support was the answer to stop Bernie. In 48 hours, they convinced Amy! And Buttigieggity to drop out, and Liz! to stay on the warpath. Hell they even got Amy and Pete to campaign for Senile Old Gropey Joe.
All in 48 Hours after South Carolina.
They were hoping Joe would run the primaries and get 2,000 votes, keeping Bernie out. Then they would replace Joe at the June Democrat Convention...
Chinese Coronavirus Pandemic blew those plans away...
Posted by: rd at July 06, 2020 07:54 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Very low bar.
Here, let's hop over it.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 06, 2020 07:54 PM (ZCiJZ)
I agree Atlanta's mayor probably doesn't
actually give a shit about the violence. She's just (a) embarrassed and
(b) seeing if she has a shot at being considered for Joe's VP.
Posted by: qdpsteve
Keshia is a classic entitled EEO hire dumbfuck who thought that she could grievance her ass out of just about anything.
She is deep in the DemProg grift machine and guaranteed Soros laundered -cash money with her Sanctuary city bullshit.
But Keisha will never grab the brass ring. Way too dumb.
Atlanta has long tradition of grifting thieving politicians. Bill Campbell was really fucking good at it and he did 18 months at Club Fed for embezzlement. Bastard has his own law firm in Florida now.
Living the dream.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 06, 2020 07:54 PM (3SIUH)
Fk him, I hope he is the Democrats nomination and gets whooped badly.
Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2020 07:54 PM (6f16T)
I hear Stacey Abrans is threatening to personally sit on anyone at DNC who doesn't support her for VP.
I hear she has been known to tip whole islands!
Posted by: dartist at July 06, 2020 07:54 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 06, 2020 07:54 PM (TZi47)
Posted by: angsterdamn at July 06, 2020 07:54 PM (DB1SB)
Ahahaha! Now that's funny. Real and AI Ace. All I can say is, "Encore! Encore!"
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 06, 2020 07:54 PM (HhXSr)
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"Imagine how many she could kill if Governor?" -- Gov. Fredo the Elder (CCP -- New York)
Posted by: ShainS at July 06, 2020 07:54 PM (WqPYg)
Apparently you can get unlimited free coffee from Panera until September if you sign up for their coffee subscription and cancel before they begin charging you (in September).
https://tinyurl.com/sov6klc
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 06, 2020 07:55 PM (kc5DY)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast
At the estate of one of George Soros' children on the Hudson River.
Think all these things MIGHT be connected?
NAHHHHH!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 06, 2020 07:55 PM (ZCiJZ)
I think the plan is to let the black female VP take over two years to the day remain two-term eligible.
Posted by: Daybreak at July 06, 2020 07:55 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2020 07:56 PM (NgKpN)
What, are they not reporting on that anymore?
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate
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I'm guessing Dawit Kelete is actually from Africa. An actual Kunta Kinte. Gotta be rough for the BLMers.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 06, 2020 07:56 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 06, 2020 07:56 PM (kc5DY)
Wasn't he the cook on 'My Three Sons'?
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2020 07:56 PM (NgKpN)
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Charlie.
Joe was on Petticoat Junction.
Posted by: Axemeep at July 06, 2020 07:57 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Daybreak at July 06, 2020 07:57 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2020 07:57 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Locarno
That was awesome!
Have you tried the Skankathon?
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 06, 2020 07:57 PM (3SIUH)
There's a really good parody song that mentions the alleged state of Delaware in that context, but I can never find a link to it. It's a parody of "Beautiful Girls" and I've only heard it once as closing music to a podcast.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Getting His Scottish Up at July 06, 2020 07:58 PM (dwojT)
Or did the perps turn out to be White somehow?
Posted by: Romeo13
White supremacists. In Hawaiian shirts.
Seriously, another preventable tragic murder; a little girl shot because she was in the wrong place.
Is there a right place to get shot?
She was somebody's kid, somebody's daughter.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 06, 2020 07:58 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 06, 2020 07:47 PM (y7DUB)
I never fully bought the homo angle. Yeah, he's a bit awkward, but that would get ratcheted up whenever he was around his spouse, to the point that it looked fake. Their swing picture was just.... yikes.
https://tinyurl.com/ybnz5mkt
Posted by: pookysgirl, political theorist at July 06, 2020 07:58 PM (XKZwp)
The MSMer in question focused on the LUXURY car killing the protester.
See, capitalism kills.
Posted by: Bete
The vehicle has become AWARE!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 06, 2020 07:59 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 06, 2020 07:56 PM (G51Gf)
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Carribean.
Saw some of the more desperate blm types tweeting that Carribeans often distance themselves from African Americans socially and that that black Carribean dude may very well be a white supremacist.
Swear to god.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 06, 2020 07:59 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: Axemeep at July 06, 2020 07:57 PM (Eicbe)
Yup....Edgar Buchanan. Before acting, he was an accomplished.........Dentist.
Like someone we know and love.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 06, 2020 07:59 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: clutch at July 06, 2020 07:59 PM (9UmRs)
Uncle Joe?
Wasn't he the cook on 'My Three Sons'?
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2020 07:56 PM (NgKpN)
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No, that character's name was Hop Sing IIRC.
Posted by: ShainS at July 06, 2020 07:59 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Daybreak at July 06, 2020 08:00 PM (BRkq2)
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That part is always so awkward.
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 06, 2020 08:00 PM (kc5DY)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2020 07:53 PM (ZLI7S)
Calling someone a lying dog faced pony soldier and saying "look, fat" to people he wanted to vote for him states very clearly that there's nobody lucid driving the clown car.
But still Sundown persisted...
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 06, 2020 08:00 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2020 07:56 PM (NgKpN)
Yes.
Posted by: Daybreak at July 06, 2020 08:01 PM (BRkq2)
Like someone we know and love.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy
That nerdy elf in "Rudolph the Red-Nose Reindeer"?
You got some issues.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 06, 2020 08:01 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 06, 2020 07:51 PM (38/p9)
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He's probably on another 98 hour fast / creatine bender and totally forgot to drink anything.
again
Posted by: fixerupper at July 06, 2020 07:53 PM (nw6Hr)
He finished off his fast with German Bloody Mary (made with Jaegarmeister and Clamato). Almost finished the fifth but the bad pickle spears he was using as a garnish got to him. Never use sweet pickles as a bloody mary garnish.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 06, 2020 08:01 PM (1g7ch)
Unless something yuuuge intervenes and changes everything before Nov., real potential for some big surprises and major losses for Dems.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 06, 2020 08:01 PM (El6T/)
No, that character's name was Hop Sing IIRC.
Posted by: ShainS at July 06, 2020 07:59 PM (WqPYg)
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....grits teeth.....
Fucking Millenials.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 06, 2020 08:01 PM (nw6Hr)
Speaking of potential Veeps: Biden's have been cursed, haven't they? Whitmer? She went full retard when mentioned and probably knocked Michigan back into the Trump column. Abrams? She melts down every time her fat pie hole opens. Bottoms? Opportune Covid absence after her irresponsible actions led to murder and mayhem. Duckworth turned into a pathological liar the nanosecond Biden considered her. Warren better hope she remains off the list.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 06, 2020 08:02 PM (puu6v)
"There have been 75 shootings in Atlanta this month alone."
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 06, 2020 08:02 PM (kc5DY)
Posted by: YIKES! at July 06, 2020 08:02 PM (t6XCL)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 06, 2020 08:02 PM (2B9A/)
Yeah. A place run by a "strong, fierce, black womyn!!" endorsed by Oprah and the Dem establishment.
How could this have happened with so much Intersectional feng shui going on ???
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 06, 2020 08:03 PM (3SIUH)
Posted by: YIKES! at July 06, 2020 08:02 PM (t6XCL)
1) Old
2) Senile
3) Infirm
Two out of three ain't bad.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 06, 2020 08:03 PM (2B9A/)
What did Delaware???
He wore a New Jersey.
Youve all heard of DadJokes, that was a Joe Joke.
Posted by: fixerupper
It's a Perry Como song
https://youtu.be/1NeGoRu6_YY
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 06, 2020 08:04 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 06, 2020 08:03 PM (3SIUH)
Bullets are notorious for not giving a shit about Feng Shui.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 06, 2020 08:04 PM (2B9A/)
Atlanta mayor has wuflu
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 06, 2020 08:04 PM (TOyHQ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 06, 2020 08:02 PM (2B9A/)
They ever make anything useful with the samples they brought back?
Seems you could mix it with dung and hair to make building blocks of moon dust, dung, and hair. Ancient alien technology. Brake pads too.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 06, 2020 08:05 PM (1g7ch)
How could this have happened with so much Intersectional feng shui going on ???
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast
Yeah, strong and fierce. ho hum.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 06, 2020 08:05 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at July 06, 2020 07:27 PM (qM84C)
She could also fill in the Grand Canyon, if she fell into it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 06, 2020 08:06 PM (R7d0W)
Posted by: JEM at July 06, 2020 08:06 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 06, 2020 08:06 PM (ZCiJZ)
Biden steals stupid ideas from other stupid people and will then lie it is his own stupid idea.
That's feeble with intent.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 06, 2020 08:06 PM (EZebt)
Like someone we know and love.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 06, 2020 07:59 PM
Bill Lenkaitis?
Posted by: Bert G at July 06, 2020 08:06 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 06, 2020 08:05 PM (1g7ch)
Then you could rub your furniture against the walls of your house to give it that silky smoothness.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 06, 2020 08:07 PM (2B9A/)
If he can find one that doesn't piss off 1/2 the Democratic voters.
Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2020 08:07 PM (6f16T)
Global warming, my shiny metal ass!
Posted by: pookysgirl grabs another blanket at July 06, 2020 08:08 PM (XKZwp)
He gives me the creeps, particularly when talking about Christianity. Probably the Sanpaku eyes, but he seems just a little off.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 06, 2020 08:08 PM (bDqIh)
Yup....Edgar Buchanan. Before acting, he was an accomplished.........Dentist.
Like someone we know and love.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 06, 2020 07:59 PM
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the President of Syria.???
No, wait.... he's an opthamologist.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 06, 2020 08:08 PM (nw6Hr)
No, wait.... he's an opthamologist.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 06, 2020 08:08 PM
Rand Paul is the President of Syria?
Posted by: Bert G at July 06, 2020 08:09 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 06, 2020 07:59 PM
I'm your huckleberry
Posted by: D Holliday at July 06, 2020 08:09 PM (nFwvY)
"There have been 75 shootings in Atlanta this month alone."
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 06, 2020 08:02 PM (kc5DY)
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There were 90 shootings in Chicago this weekend alone. 3.75 days. Noon Thursday to 6 am Monday.
HeyJackAss had it at 20 dead and 72 wounded.
Posted by: rd at July 06, 2020 08:10 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: JEM
George McGovern (1972) was anathema to any politics I had (then, when I was 16) and now.
George was, however, a decent and respectable man. A combat pilot veteran of WWII, he flew B-24's, I think.
After he left politics, he and his family opened a hotel, and he himself said that government regulation was a nightmare for small business owners.
George was wrong about a lot of things, but he was also a pretty honest man.
Biden is and has been, for some time, a two-faced obnoxious schmuck.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 06, 2020 08:10 PM (ZCiJZ)
Pink, chum, sockeyes or kings?
Posted by: clutch at July 06, 2020 07:59 PM (9UmRs)
Reds. Lots of lovely reds. The kings are mostly done, at least in Ship Creek, which is the only place I've ever caught one.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 06, 2020 08:10 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2020 08:10 PM (6f16T)
Just heard my first cicada, and the fireflies have been out for more
than a week. Those two insects usually don't show up here until early to
mid-August.
We're on our second batch here. First was the 17 year ones and now the normal ear splitting bastards are starting early.
Posted by: dartist at July 06, 2020 08:11 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: JEM with his childhood Daisy pumping for all it's worth at July 06, 2020 08:11 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 06, 2020 08:11 PM (3SIUH)
Saw some of the more desperate blm types tweeting that Carribeans often distance themselves from African Americans socially and that that black Carribean dude may very well be a white supremacist.
Swear to god.
Posted by: fixerupper at
Undoubtedly said by someone who has never hung out in a Carribean neighborhood.
Posted by: Infidel at July 06, 2020 08:11 PM (u/msz)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 06, 2020 08:10 PM (ZCiJZ)
Did Biden ever make an honest living doing anything useful? Or has he always been an elected grifter?
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 06, 2020 08:11 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 06, 2020 08:11 PM (1g7ch)
(ACE BEGINS)I don't want to admit this, really, but -- and what you're about to read is pretty much actually true -- since I was a child, I've had a strong revulsion to Kaboom cereal, due to what may be called a early-childhood type of social dysmorphia.
And, ultimately, self-hatred.
You say you've never heard of Kaboom? You think I'm making Kaboom up?
Well let me explain this. You've heard of Apple Jacks, right? Sure you have. Everyone has.
I wanted to be an Apple Jacks kid.
Apple Jacks kids had so much fun in the commercials. Fresh-faced, healthy, and free, and hopeful for the future. Singing and dancing and just loving on their Apple Jacks.
And the cereal was awesome too. I had it once in a Snack-Pack that fell off a truck.
But there were no commercials for Kaboom.
It was just a dirty little secret, like massage parlors and the back room at a pawnbroker's.
That's why you never heard of it.
But Kaboom kids know. Kaboom kids understand.(ACE ENDS)
(AI STARTS and thinks Kaboom is heroin or something)Kaboom is a big part of their psyche. Kaboom is their identity. Kaboom is all they have.
And if you're the kind of person who gets depressed over something as mundane as food, well, you probably have a Kaboom in you.
So what you need to know is that Kab oom can do something to you that no other substance can. It can make you feel like shit. For a few seconds, it can actually be quite addict ing. But then you'll forget about the taste, and then the craving will be there, begging for another bite.
The Kaboom kids I talked to were addicted to it. They were not drinking alcohol, smoking, or gambling, but they knew what they liked. And they loved it.
They would try anything they could to get their hands on it. Sometimes it worked, sometimes it didn't. They were desperate, they were driven, they were obsessed. One kid had been using it for five years.
Another kid got his first taste of it when he was a teenager. That's when he fell in love with the taste of the Kaboom.
It's really hard to explain , but there was a sense that everything was going to be better if you took that first hit of Kaboom.(AI ENDS)
Posted by: Locarno at July 06, 2020 08:12 PM (3WLXg)
really.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 06, 2020 08:11 PM (1g7ch)
Joe Biden: Racket? I don't play hockey
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 06, 2020 08:12 PM (UUv9T)
Posted by: Daybreak at July 06, 2020 07:57 PM (BRkq2)
Nobody but people here seem to be talking about this which really bothers me. Except for Ted Cruz, Rand Paul and maybe a couple others, the GOP Senators are only good as bait for wild carnivores. Is there any site that's handicapped the races?
On another note, I sent an email to the regional coordinator for the Ohio GOP expressing my deep displeasure with DeWine and pretty much asking him if conservatives shouldn't just take a hike instead of depending on them. I didn't use profanity and requested a response (I'd copy the text but it would surely send me to the barrel) so I'll communicate if anything comes.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 06, 2020 08:12 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 06, 2020 08:12 PM (e4q7H)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Getting His Scottish Up at July 06, 2020 08:13 PM (dwojT)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 06, 2020 08:11 PM (3SIUH)
Ummmmmmmmmm.....Yes.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 06, 2020 08:13 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Mookie at July 06, 2020 08:13 PM (3vIkC)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 06, 2020 08:14 PM (oVJmc)
The topic here was Duckworth, who got shorn of her legs in Rumsfeld's War. Which earns her a lot of something. But there's limits.
Posted by: JEM at July 06, 2020 08:14 PM (8erNz)
So I get there and there is a sign on the door into the building (my dentist is on the 2nd floor.) Says to wait outside, call the office and let them know you're there. So I did. They said two people had just come in ahead of me, so could I wait 3-4 minutes and then come right up? Sure.
Get up there, they do the health screen. Take me straight back to a chair.
Rinse with Hydrogen Peroxide. I remarked that I thought it odd that they were not using alcohol. She remarked that the extra oxygen in peroxide was especially deadly to the virus- since it was anaerobic. I blinked.
Took x-rays. Had the cleaning. Floss. Scheduled an appointment for repairing a damaged filling. Hygenist wore a face mask, safety glasses- and a face shield. She said it was hot. I suggested a full face respirator/gas mask.
All of this took place in the chair. Then she says, now go out to your car and call the front desk to pay. I blinked again. Asked for a readback to make sure I had what she was asking me to do. Said 'ok.'
Got to the car and called the desk- back in the building I just left. Busy signal. Sat in air conditioning in the car. Called again. Got through. Gave them my card number and that was it.
Bizarre experience.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 06, 2020 08:15 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 06, 2020 08:11 PM (okGHj)
According to wiki - Got his law degree in 1969, elected to small town city council in 1970.
So, no, he has always been an intestinal parasite.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 06, 2020 08:15 PM (1g7ch)
Bernie runs to grift.
Posted by: Daybreak at July 06, 2020 08:16 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 06, 2020 07:59 PM
I'm your huckleberry
Posted by: D Holliday at July 06, 2020 08:09 PM (nFwvY)
Fredrick Fucking Chopin?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 06, 2020 08:16 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 06, 2020 08:17 PM (Jx5Qs)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 06, 2020 08:17 PM (CCeYA)
Did Biden ever make an honest living doing anything useful? Or has he always been an elected grifter?
He's been a public leech since 1969.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 06, 2020 08:18 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 06, 2020 08:17 PM (Jx5Qs)
Your presence here is not indicated. You should please leave.
Posted by: Open Thread Karen at July 06, 2020 08:18 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: eleven at July 06, 2020 08:18 PM (XTyi0)
Fredrick Fucking Chopin?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 06, 2020 08:16 PM (2B9A/)
His mob name is Freddie Chops.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 06, 2020 08:18 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 06, 2020 08:18 PM (Jx5Qs)
Had to rebook my flight to DC. The canceled it and then tried to make me leave a day earlier. Had to sit on hold for 20 minutes istening to bad musak.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 06, 2020 08:19 PM (+mn3h)
Posted by: eleven at July 06, 2020 08:19 PM (XTyi0)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 06, 2020 08:20 PM (3SIUH)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 06, 2020 08:17 PM (CCeYA)
He got all the best lines in that movie.
"You know, Ike-- If I thought you weren't my friend... I just don't think I could bear it."
Posted by: Vanya, Preview Announcer at July 06, 2020 08:20 PM (R7nPl)
Your presence here is not indicated. You should please leave.
Posted by: Open Thread Karen at July 06, 2020 08:18 PM (gd9RK)
I'm surprised it took this long, we've been oppressed since we stewed our first missionary.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 06, 2020 08:20 PM (Jx5Qs)
The Bernie Bros should've been rioting in the streets for being sold out again by the old cocksucker. Figuring out what those random points will do is impossible but depending on them to support Sundown isn't a very smart strategy.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 06, 2020 08:20 PM (y7DUB)
Biden won't be the nominee because in two week the whole Ukraine racket is coming out.
really.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 06, 2020 08:11 PM (1g7ch
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I'm in a very fragile state right now and I must ask you to refrain from sarcasm that, incorrectly read, could get my hopes up.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 06, 2020 08:21 PM (G51Gf)
I don't like Ringo's chances.
Posted by: eleven at July 06, 2020 08:18 PM (XTyi0)
Don't worry about him. He'll replace Pete Best and the rest will be history
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 06, 2020 08:21 PM (UUv9T)
I won't be happy until feral cats are eating his diseased brain.
Posted by: Fritz at July 06, 2020 08:21 PM (95j/9)
When I recently wrote a note to my daughter telling her that she of the many career options open to her is Marine whirlything pilot, and she'd probably never have more fun in her life, I was believe me thinking about Duckworth in the back of my mind. I would hate to see her sent into something FUCKING FUTILE that sends her home in a bag or otherwise chopped up.
Posted by: JEM at July 06, 2020 08:21 PM (8erNz)
Biden won't be the nominee because in two week the whole Ukraine racket is coming out.
Two weeks, or #TwoWeeks?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 06, 2020 08:21 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 06, 2020 08:21 PM (G51Gf)
Need a hug?
*opens arms*
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 06, 2020 08:22 PM (Jx5Qs)
really.
In the DemProg reality, that is simply a resume bullet.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 06, 2020 08:22 PM (3SIUH)
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 06, 2020 08:11 PM (okGHj)
Biden is a life-long grifter. He very briefly worked as an attorney in politically connected firms around Wilmington and then decided there was more to steal a little to the south and at 30 disgraced the United States Senate. He's absolute sleaze, always has been.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 06, 2020 08:22 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: Daybreak at July 06, 2020 08:16 PM (BRkq2)
Those lakefront dachas aren't going to pay for themselves.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 06, 2020 08:23 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 06, 2020 08:23 PM (/DRav)
*opens arms*
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 06, 2020 08:22 PM (Jx5Qs)
Here, take a breath mint first.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 06, 2020 08:23 PM (2B9A/)
I said "will" because at this juncture, it's a given. The GoPe has all but caved. Not one, not a single Republican, has shown any interest in continuing the MAGA agenda.
Congress is the largest crime syndicate on the planet, period. They control trillions of dollars. Why would they give that up?
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Civilly Disobedient at July 06, 2020 08:24 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 06, 2020 08:23 PM (2B9A/)
LOL....
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 06, 2020 08:24 PM (Jx5Qs)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 06, 2020 08:23 PM (/DRav)
What parts?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 06, 2020 08:24 PM (1g7ch)
I don't like Ringo's chances.
Posted by: eleven at July 06, 2020 08:18 PM (XTyi0)
Don't worry about him. He'll replace Pete Best and the rest will be history
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 06, 2020 08:21 PM (UUv9T)
I thought Ringo got into a duel with Lorne Greene?
Posted by: Mookie at July 06, 2020 08:25 PM (3vIkC)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 06, 2020 08:26 PM (/DRav)
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at July 06, 2020 08:26 PM (AiVaH)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/385314
Posted by: Axemeep at July 06, 2020 07:40 PM
Woof. If that young lass is really a diver, her BC is packing a lot of lead. Just sayin'.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 06, 2020 08:26 PM (rBtIz)
edit
if the democrats win.
A little quick on the draw.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Civilly Disobedient at July 06, 2020 08:26 PM (3H9h1)
Bizarre experience.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
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I had a similar veterinarian experience except that I never even got out of my car. Handed the kitty over to a technicician curbside and waited for the call when they were done with him. Paid over the phone.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 06, 2020 08:26 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 06, 2020 08:26 PM (CCeYA)
So this hate must stop at all costs but also by all means in this election, but not before we get to the best presidential elections in US history!!! Let's start in Pennsylvania where Trump won but I know that many Democrats will still put Hillary back that one again with a new plan . This is just the beginning !!! There has to change, the entire way we live our own life!
Trump made me sick to my core, he should not become our president because some people say so, now more people are getting what America stood for.
I am soooo disgusted with his "America" campaign and his disgusting "political pandermoney"! The best way to combat his hate of ALL lives is to vote for a REAL democrat that actually represents our true values!!!!
(Mary Clogg-AI-stein END)
Posted by: Locarno at July 06, 2020 08:28 PM (3WLXg)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 06, 2020 08:28 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 06, 2020 08:28 PM (TZi47)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 06, 2020 08:26 PM (G51Gf)
Grand-daughter works as a vet tech, that's the new protocol!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 06, 2020 08:28 PM (eTZoJ)
I have a dog with cancer so lots of vet visits. They've all been like that until today when I was able to go inside so long as I had a mask. First time I've worn one except when required by work. Hate it.
Posted by: Mookie at July 06, 2020 08:28 PM (3vIkC)
Need a hug?
*opens arms*
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
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All right, that kind of sarcasm is okay. I mean, there really is no danger it could get my hopes up.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 06, 2020 08:29 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Mookie at July 06, 2020 08:25 PM (3vIkC)
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In an Octopus's garden?
Posted by: Axemeep at July 06, 2020 08:29 PM (Eicbe)
Saw some of the more desperate blm types tweeting that Carribeans often distance themselves from African Americans socially and that that black Carribean dude may very well be a white supremacist.
Swear to god.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 06, 2020 07:59 PM (nw6Hr)
I thought he was an immigrant from Ethiopia?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 06, 2020 08:30 PM (R7d0W)
I said "will" because at this juncture, it's a given. The GoPe has all but caved. Not one, not a single Republican, has shown any interest in continuing the MAGA agenda.
Congress is the largest crime syndicate on the planet, period. They control trillions of dollars. Why would they give that up?"
So it's essentially a 2016 redux for the GOPe. Fuck' em. We won without them a cycle back, we can win without them this time, and get rid of them before next time.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 06, 2020 08:30 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 06, 2020 08:26 PM (CCeYA)<<<
When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
Posted by: Tuco at July 06, 2020 08:31 PM (yk557)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 06, 2020 08:23 PM (/DRav)
Depends. What's the other 75%? A single drop of White Man Blood and you're irredeemably EVIL right down to the DNA.
Posted by: I Have Questions at July 06, 2020 08:31 PM (+v+zN)
Grand-daughter works as a vet tech, that's the new protocol!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!
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I have to admit, it was all pretty darn convenient. My presence with kitty wouldn't have made that much of a difference anyway -- I adopted a grown cat that wasn't adjusting great and I had to take him for an emergency psych appointment before he starved himself. (It had a happy ending)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 06, 2020 08:31 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 06, 2020 08:31 PM (lgiXo)
That's probably Wednesday in Chicago. Even Birmingham and Bodymore, Murderland are probably ahead of that modest stat.
Kemp's a cheese-ass.
Posted by: rhomboid
How do I know he's going to force restrictive ROE on them?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 06, 2020 08:31 PM (L6ZYH)
They think those people will once again be the smartest people on the planet, and we will not be fighting with other countries, the government programs will pay for everything and Biden will stay quiet and read a teleprompter once in a while. Then when his black female lesbian takes over, it will mark the final triumph against this racist, homophobic, country .
Posted by: Jen the original at July 06, 2020 08:32 PM (0bosY)
US Navy Fleet Exercise 1939;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tmHeKasB1Y
The only ship I can definitely identify is the carrier, that is Lexington. But Pennsylvania, New Mexico, and Colorado class battleships are there. Cruisers are New Orleans, and North Hampton classes. There are lots of four piper destroyers and a few late 30's models.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos at July 06, 2020 08:32 PM (3DZIZ)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 06, 2020 08:26 PM (rBtIz)
"I am a world traveler, artist, athlete, health enthusiast!"
I'm a single, underemployed white woman and my family has money.
Posted by: Vanya, Preview Announcer at July 06, 2020 08:32 PM (R7nPl)
Posted by: Axemeep at July 06, 2020 08:29 PM (Eicbe)
Was he on a boat on a river, with tangerine trees and marmalade skies?
Posted by: Mookie at July 06, 2020 08:33 PM (3vIkC)
And all accountable to a gibbering retard. What could go wrong?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 06, 2020 08:34 PM (oVJmc)
Doltin' Joe is from Del-unaware
Posted by: stumck at July 06, 2020 08:34 PM (uksaT)
Posted by: Tuco at July 06, 2020 08:31 PM (yk557)
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Dont fire the gun while you talk!
Posted by: Frank Drebbin at July 06, 2020 08:34 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: DooDad at July 06, 2020 08:34 PM (SnLSx)
Posted by: torabora at July 06, 2020 08:35 PM (Z5jS/)
She's not actually black. She just appears that way due to gravitational lensing. She and Nadler are the only politicians who've had their Schwarzchild radii calculated.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 06, 2020 08:35 PM (8u1cU)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 06, 2020 08:35 PM (UUv9T)
It's a bummer he'll just let the Deep State run roughshod on Middle America, but I haven't noticed DJT doing any more, beyond pretty speeches and getting his own voters infected.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 06, 2020 08:36 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2020 08:36 PM (Eicbe)
That's probably Wednesday in Chicago. Even Birmingham and Bodymore, Murderland are probably ahead of that modest stat.
Kemp's a cheese-ass.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 06, 2020 07:52 PM
He didn't activate them because of the shootings. He activated them because the Georgia State Patrol HQ got firebombed over the weekend. They're going to be guarding state buildings to free up LEOs to patrol.
Posted by: Bert G at July 06, 2020 08:36 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: DooDad at July 06, 2020 08:34 PM (SnLSx)
She is groot.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 06, 2020 08:36 PM (9Om/r)
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I get the stupid ass bit*h vibe from her.
Posted by: PennaLady at July 06, 2020 08:36 PM (8pqRD)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 06, 2020 08:31 PM (lgiXo) "
Beyond the conviction that that dollar is better off in his pocket than yours, yeah.
Posted by: the_sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at July 06, 2020 08:36 PM (0IMgo)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 06, 2020 08:36 PM (/DRav)
Wait that was it? She was only one for about a minute. I wanted to See Emily Play
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 06, 2020 08:37 PM (UUv9T)
Posted by: DooDad at July 06, 2020 08:34 PM (SnLSx)
She is groot.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 06, 2020 08:36 PM (9Om/r)
Grady from Sanford and Son
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 06, 2020 08:37 PM (UUv9T)
Posted by: Tuco at July 06, 2020 08:31 PM (yk557)
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.
Posted by: Man With No Name at July 06, 2020 08:37 PM (3vIkC)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 06, 2020 08:31 PM (L6ZYH)
You have more than one functional synapse?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 06, 2020 08:38 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 06, 2020 08:20 PM (Jx5Qs)
Well, there's your problem, right there. You are supposed to braise them.
"Braise the Lord, and pass the obstetrician."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 06, 2020 08:38 PM (R7d0W)
The democrat electorate that supports Biden knows all too well that he is unfit for the job. They are simply accepting that with Biden in, the cabinet and DOJ will run the country, foreign policy, monetary policy, etc.
Posted by: Jen the original
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Honestly, picture a Biden White House. What is it? He gets in around 9 every morning after being fed and checked over by servants and family members. Grabs a bunch of papers and pretends to read them, then gives up and asks his aides what's in them. Aides know the drill, have something all queued up, including the solution to the issue, which they've already started implementing without telling him. He says No don't do it that way, do it this way -- so they say Okay boss and go on to the next item.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 06, 2020 08:38 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Botched_Lobotomy at July 06, 2020 08:39 PM (lRrON)
Well, there's your problem, right there. You are supposed to braise them.
"Braise the Lord, and pass the obstetrician."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 06, 2020 08:38 PM (R7d0W)
*takes notes*
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 06, 2020 08:39 PM (TOyHQ)
Posted by: Joy Bayer at July 06, 2020 08:39 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Botched_Lobotomy at July 06, 2020 08:39 PM (lRrON)
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Ol' Blood and Feces.
Posted by: Axemeep at July 06, 2020 08:40 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: DooDad at July 06, 2020 08:41 PM (SnLSx)
He gets in around 9 every morning after being fed and checked over by
servants and family members. Grabs a bunch of papers and pretends to
read them, then gives up and asks his aides what's in them. Aides know
the drill, have something all queued up, including the solution to the
issue, which they've already started implementing without telling him.
He says No don't do it that way, do it this way -- so they say Okay boss
and go on to the next item.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 06, 2020 08:38 PM (G51Gf)
2 years later Spock, Kirk, and McCoy find him sitting in a booth behind a curtain drugged up with a nazi arm band. Bet on it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 06, 2020 08:42 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 06, 2020 08:42 PM (eTZoJ)
all accountable to a gibbering retard.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
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I can't get off this image. People with functioning brains trying to guide President Joe through a work day. Actually, the job wouldn't be coaxing decisions out of him; it would be tricking him into thinking he's making decisions and that they're being implemented.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 06, 2020 08:42 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 06, 2020 08:38 PM (G51Gf)
Emperor Tiberius II
Posted by: Vanya, Preview Announcer at July 06, 2020 08:42 PM (R7nPl)
Posted by: DooDad at July 06, 2020 08:41 PM (SnLSx
The Hamsters have a wicked sense of humor.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2020 08:43 PM (1/o7O)
Is it just me, or does Lori Lightfoot's face look like a Large Mouth Bass?
Posted by: DooDad
I think she's related to Admiral Ackbar.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 06, 2020 08:43 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: PennaLady at July 06, 2020 08:43 PM (8pqRD)
Posted by: Locarno
MiklosBot has been active for years.
Not sure about the self-aware part.
Posted by: Miklos, hoping this volcano stays extinct at July 06, 2020 08:43 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Mookie at July 06, 2020 08:44 PM (3vIkC)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2020 08:44 PM (1/o7O)
Posted by: rhomboid at July 06, 2020 08:44 PM (El6T/)
Is it just me, or does Lori Lightfoot's face look like a Large Mouth Bass?
I thought she looked more like a bug-eyed cicada but it might just be the bourbon.
Posted by: dartist at July 06, 2020 08:45 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 06, 2020 08:42 PM (eTZoJ)
For me, it's laughter or heart attack levels of rage and hate. And since I'm saving all that for when I really need it, all you get now is asshole comments and sockpuppeting people I dislike or want to mock.
Posted by: Vanya, Preview Announcer at July 06, 2020 08:45 PM (R7nPl)
Posted by: angsterdamn at July 06, 2020 08:45 PM (DB1SB)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 06, 2020 08:45 PM (3SIUH)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2020 08:45 PM (1/o7O)
I thought she looked more like a bug-eyed cicada but it might just be the bourbon.
Posted by: dartist
I doubt she drinks bourbon.
Posted by: Miklosian Uncertainties (Nevis) Ltd. at July 06, 2020 08:46 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2020 08:45 PM (1/o7O)
I just this afternoon took delivery of 500 M855 and I could probably use more.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 06, 2020 08:47 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 06, 2020 08:47 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2020 08:45 PM (1/o7O) "
When someone reaches that point, the word will be passed.
Posted by: the_sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at July 06, 2020 08:47 PM (0IMgo)
And then you gotta add in the truth that a large portion of America simply can't be happy unless they are forcing you to bend to their will.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 06, 2020 08:48 PM (3SIUH)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 06, 2020 08:48 PM (u82oZ)
That will get their attention
Posted by: Jean Parisot at July 06, 2020 08:48 PM (Wpphr)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2020 08:45 PM (1/o7O)
You should be ok to back off when you have Tank Abrams weight in 9mm, .45, 5.56 and .308.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 06, 2020 08:48 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 06, 2020 08:48 PM (puu6v)
How much ammo is too much? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Your question doesn't appear to be in any known language.
Posted by: Gooshy at July 06, 2020 08:48 PM (ynsK6)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 06, 2020 08:42 PM (G51Gf)
"Mr. President, here are the documents for your signature."
"What documents?"
"You remember? We talked about this yesterday. Syria?"
"Oh... We did?"
"Of course. Surely you remember? We typed up everything you wanted. The signature page is here on the top. Here's a pen."
"Wait, what's in--"
"Mr President, this situation is critical! We discussed this for hours, and action needs to be taken! With respect, this is no longer something you can delay on!"
"...Ok."
*shaky, illegible signature*
Posted by: Vanya, Preview Announcer at July 06, 2020 08:49 PM (R7nPl)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 06, 2020 08:49 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: hogmartin
Does your Mayor use phrases like "Rich diverse tapestry"?
Posted by: Miklosian Preparedness Associates LLP at July 06, 2020 08:49 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: rhomboid at July 06, 2020 08:50 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2020 08:45 PM (1/o7O)
I just this afternoon took delivery of 500 M855 and I could probably use more.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 06, 2020 08:47 PM (t+qrx)
OH good. Gun thread. Decided i need 1000+ of each caliber. However, i go to ammo sites and have no idea if the ammo brands are good. I bought 500 rounds awhile back of 9mm. Freedom ammo. They go boom, dirty as hell and hang up a bit. Not something I'd bet my life on.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 06, 2020 08:50 PM (Jx5Qs)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 06, 2020 08:48 PM (2B9A/)
I guess that's good way to know. When you quit counting bullets and just start measuring by weight.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2020 08:50 PM (1/o7O)
Posted by: Max Power at July 06, 2020 08:50 PM (q177U)
Is it just me, or does Lori Lightfoot's face look like a Large Mouth Bass?
I thought she looked more like a bug-eyed cicada but it might just be the bourbon.
Posted by: dartist
Had to Bing cicada. You may be right. I think the bourbon is Ok.
Posted by: DooDad at July 06, 2020 08:51 PM (SnLSx)
Posted by: Miklosian Preparedness Associates LLP at July 06, 2020 08:49 PM (QzkSJ)
I couldn't tell you one distinguishing thing about him, aside from I assume he's a Dem (without looking it up).
Posted by: hogmartin at July 06, 2020 08:51 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: klaftern at July 06, 2020 08:51 PM (RuIsu)
I loved the scene of sailors loading sides of beef and the huge racks of ribs onto the ships.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 06, 2020 08:51 PM (El6T/)
I was thinking walleye with bad hair
Posted by: Aviator at July 06, 2020 08:51 PM (0FTCx)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2020 08:52 PM (BCb4O)
Posted by: fish...thelowercaseone at July 06, 2020 08:52 PM (29DVR)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 06, 2020 08:50 PM (Jx5Qs)
I use Federal's .308 matchking. Good stuff so far. I can hit the ten ring out to 600 yards.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2020 08:52 PM (1/o7O)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 06, 2020 08:50 PM (Jx5Qs)
Blazer Brass 9mm are about as good and cheap as you'll find. Winchester white box is, from what I hear, functional but dirty.
But that's ball ammo, defense is another matter.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 06, 2020 08:53 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2020 08:50 PM (1/o7O)
Yup. Think Scarface and money.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 06, 2020 08:53 PM (Jx5Qs)
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos at July 06, 2020 08:53 PM (3DZIZ)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 06, 2020 08:53 PM (ja/kn)
Posted by: Grump928© at July 06, 2020 08:53 PM (jbtTP)
brains trying to guide President Joe through a work day. Actually, the
job wouldn't be coaxing decisions out of him; it would be tricking him
into thinking he's making decisions and that they're being implemented.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia"
That would require about "pulling a coin from your ear" level of trickery.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 06, 2020 08:54 PM (Mm4NK)
Whoa, country might tip over
Posted by: Hank Johnson at July 06, 2020 08:54 PM (0FTCx)
Posted by: rhomboid at July 06, 2020 08:50 PM (El6T/)
M855 is wonderful. I should look into stripper clips for intermediate storage, this stuff is all (checks box) loose boxes. Does anyone know if Magpul Gen 3s can load from stripper clips?
Posted by: hogmartin at July 06, 2020 08:54 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Botched_Lobotomy at July 06, 2020 08:54 PM (lRrON)
Posted by: hogmartin at July 06, 2020 08:53 PM (t+qrx)
Yup. I trust Hornady critical defense for that.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2020 08:54 PM (1/o7O)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2020 08:55 PM (BCb4O)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2020 08:52 PM (1/o7O)
Yep, like Federal.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 06, 2020 08:55 PM (Jx5Qs)
More like "Sign this Mr President and we will all pull your finger like you keep asking us to do."
Posted by: Aviator at July 06, 2020 08:55 PM (0FTCx)
Posted by: rhomboid at July 06, 2020 08:50 PM (El6T/)
If The Burning Times truly come upon us, any West Coast/ Desert people can locate the USMC base at 29 Palms. We would have machine gun ranges out there, and because of the asinine ammunition rules out there, we couldn't turn unexpended rounds back in, but they didn't give us enough range time to expend it, so we buried it in our fighting holes-- thousands of rounds of 308 4-1 ball tracer linked, brand new in the cans. Dumped into holes and buried. Find the old fighting holes, facing the tank hulks and tire targets down range and start digging
Posted by: Vanya, Preview Announcer at July 06, 2020 08:55 PM (R7nPl)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2020 08:54 PM (1/o7O)
This guy knows what's up.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 06, 2020 08:55 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Grump928© at July 06, 2020 08:56 PM (jbtTP)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 06, 2020 08:56 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: rhomboid at July 06, 2020 08:57 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 06, 2020 08:48 PM (puu6v)
Yes it was and it's right out in the open and supposed to be okay to discriminate and hate on whitey now
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 06, 2020 08:58 PM (UUv9T)
Posted by: Grump928© at July 06, 2020 08:56 PM (jbtTP)
Word. I've got ten times as much 5.56 as .308 for a reason.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2020 08:58 PM (1/o7O)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 06, 2020 08:58 PM (Jx5Qs)
Dia approached Edward Henry , 57 to try to talk to him and followed him to the garden area of Home Depot where Henry turned and shot Dia. Dia was wearing a bullet proof vest but the bullet entered under his armpit and he died of massive bleeding at the hospital.
Henry has a frighteningly long list of offenses , including two felonious assaults that were dismissed. He was currently wanted on three separate bench warrants. The only good part of this story is that Henry killed himself in a wooded area outside of Home Depot about 45 minutes after the shooting.
Whether he needed to be locked up in prison or in a mental institution is up for debate, but both the criminal justice system and the mental health system in this country need serious attention. Here is a list of his lifelong run in with the law and the liquor bottle.
https://tinyurl.com/y93mbwf4
Posted by: Jen the original at July 06, 2020 08:58 PM (0bosY)
Posted by: Grump928© at July 06, 2020 08:58 PM (jbtTP)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 06, 2020 08:58 PM (+mn3h)
the "Patriot Defense" brand is economically priced...I've only tried the 230gr .45 ACP, but it ran flawlessly through my 1911
then I go in the canoe to go home...
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 06, 2020 08:59 PM (b7Y3O)
Posted by: Grump928© at July 06, 2020 08:56 PM (jbtTP)
Me, on overwatch? Are you kidding? With this crowd? Not a chance I'll get picked for anything besides "go create a diversion, we just need a couple minutes".
Posted by: hogmartin at July 06, 2020 08:59 PM (t+qrx)
You coming to Texas this fall? I'll bring my Vepr 54R with the original Russian optics and you can get rid of some of that stockpile.
Posted by: Vanya, Preview Announcer at July 06, 2020 08:59 PM (R7nPl)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 06, 2020 09:01 PM (Jx5Qs)
I've yet to see Biden finish a complete sentence. How is he goingn to debate?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)
He's not going to debate
Posted by: DB- just DB at July 06, 2020 09:01 PM (iTXRQ)
I wonder how Beto orourke got our number (both registered rs ) and why he is polling Texans.
Posted by: LASue at July 06, 2020 09:01 PM (Ed8Zd)
Oh - I still have no platform to shoot this ammo. But I will some day.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 06, 2020 09:01 PM (El6T/)
408 I might have too much 54R.
I do not understand these words.
Posted by: Grump928©
Infantry, no truck, no recruits, no mule, so you have to bury it and the ground is frozen
Posted by: Jean Parisot at July 06, 2020 09:01 PM (Wpphr)
Me, on overwatch? Are you kidding? With this crowd? Not a chance I'll get picked for anything besides "go create a diversion, we just need a couple minutes".
Posted by: hogmartin at July 06, 2020 08:59 PM (t+qrx)
Lol. The old underwear on the head routine.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2020 09:02 PM (1/o7O)
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 06, 2020 09:02 PM (qM84C)
I've yet to see Biden finish a complete sentence. How is he goingn to debate?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 06, 2020 08:58 PM (+mn3h)
Joe Biden: You don't think I can finish...you know....go... you know...the thing...
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 06, 2020 09:02 PM (UUv9T)
Posted by: DB- just DB at July 06, 2020 09:01 PM (iTXRQ)
No way will he ever be allowed to appear in a live venue!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 06, 2020 09:02 PM (eTZoJ)
MODERATOR: "Mr. Drumpf, I think Vice President Biden answered the question brilliantly! Please check your privilege and shut your racist mouth!"
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 06, 2020 09:03 PM (oVJmc)
If that doesn't fly, they will just say they aren't going to debate Hitler.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2020 09:04 PM (1/o7O)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 06, 2020 09:01 PM (Jx5Qs)
Good to see you have your priorities straight!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 06, 2020 09:04 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2020 09:04 PM (BCb4O)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 06, 2020 09:02 PM (eTZoJ)
The John Gill candidacy
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 06, 2020 09:04 PM (UUv9T)
I've yet to see Biden finish a complete sentence. How is he goingn to debate?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)
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Moderators will have a job making him look good. Maybe something like this.
Biden: "Hubba bbob-bobah blob-blaaa."
Moderator: "Mr. Trump, what's your response to Mr. Biden's contention that we need to beef up the FEC's budget so we can prevent attacks by outsiders on our critical infrastructure?"
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 06, 2020 09:04 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Kamala Harris at July 06, 2020 09:04 PM (qM84C)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2020 09:04 PM (BCb4O)
He was made as well as they could make him.
But not to last.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 06, 2020 09:05 PM (t+qrx)
Jen - that outrageous story is the tip of the iceberg.
Whether home-grown, or illegal alien, the number of dangerous violent repeat offenders roaming the country is a scandal beyond words. The long decline in violent crime in the US has evaporated, many wheels turning in this as usual, but policy a big one (i.e., self-inflicted). Trump's jail-break "reform" probably will end up contributing - as body English/tone-setting, it already has.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 06, 2020 09:06 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: DB- just DB at July 06, 2020 09:01 PM (iTXRQ)
No way will he ever be allowed to appear in a live venue!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 06, 2020 09:02 PM (eTZoJ)
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No way the establishment media even considers airing anything like that. There will be something we can't imagine that will prevent Biden from having to perform live. We can't imagine what it will be because we have morals, ethics, and limits on what we would consider doing to win an election. We cannot fathom the evil that they daily imbibe.
Posted by: PennaLady at July 06, 2020 09:07 PM (8pqRD)
Listen, jack sprout, you ain't no good pumpernickel bread, man!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2020 09:07 PM (1/o7O)
But not to last.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 06, 2020 09:05 PM (t+qrx)
You see a turtle laying on it's back-
Joe: I finger it!
Wait, I'm not done with the quest-
Look, you dog faced pony soldier cousin humper: I finger it!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 06, 2020 09:08 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at July 06, 2020 09:09 PM (qM84C)
There were 90 shootings in Chicago this weekend alone. 3.75 days. Noon Thursday to 6 am Monday.
HeyJackAss had it at 20 dead and 72 wounded.
Posted by: rd at July 06, 2020 08:10 PM (+0uDE)
That's half the story, on Saturday night the "youths" tore up downtown and Michigan Ave again. Smashed windows, cars, threw fireworks at cops and attacked anyone they saw. There is not one mention of that in the Chicago MFM.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 06, 2020 09:09 PM (UUv9T)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2020 09:09 PM (1/o7O)
Joe: I finger it!
Wait, I'm not done with the quest-
Look, you dog faced pony soldier cousin humper: I finger it!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 06, 2020 09:08 PM (2B9A/)
He's done... questionable things...
Posted by: hogmartin at July 06, 2020 09:10 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2020 09:09 PM (1/o7O)
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Are you doing this or do you hae AI help? Because, that's just good. Really really good.
Posted by: PennaLady at July 06, 2020 09:11 PM (8pqRD)
Posted by: James at July 06, 2020 09:12 PM (qM84C)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 06, 2020 08:22 PM (puu6v)
I just rewatched the uncut Cornpop classic. Biden brags that he got a "fancy job with the oldest law firm in the state" right out of law school and then quit IN HIS FIRST WEEK. "I couldn't do it." He had to become a public defender in Wilmington, he says. He says the judge gave him less than a day to prepare his first case. I defended him, Biden says. His client got beat up and robbed along the railroad tracks in a sailor's uniform. You can get prosecuted for that? Biden lost the case. But he felt so bad he went to the prison "all the time" to visit his former client. The third visit, the defend overturns the table where they are sitting and shouts at him, "Don't you understand, Joe, I did it!" We don't know what because Biden doesn't know what the charge was. That's what I mean, Biden concludes, there's so much character in this neighborhood. Then he wraps up and starts putting his hands on little girls. The Cornpop story may be least ridiculous thing he said that day.
Posted by: Daybreak at July 06, 2020 09:12 PM (BRkq2)
and Michigan Ave again. Smashed windows, cars, threw fireworks at cops
and attacked anyone they saw.
They were good boys.
Posted by: Zombie Mrs. O'Leary at July 06, 2020 09:13 PM (EgshT)
Are you doing this or do you hae AI help? Because, that's just good. Really really good.
Posted by: PennaLady at July 06, 2020 09:11 PM (8pqRD)
Listen, tadpole. I've known more book salesmen than you ever wondered why the world would have two TVs.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2020 09:14 PM (1/o7O)
Yes, it is real. Yes, we all know about it. But don't worry! We will 25th amendment his ass before the end of January and you'll get Kamala-toe. Lucky you!
Posted by: Joe Biden's Campaign Spokes Mammal at July 06, 2020 09:14 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 06, 2020 09:16 PM (wrRs+)
I just don't get the timing. When Wallace went on The View and Don Lemon's show, that was the perfect time for a tweet.
Instead, the President waits until Bubba Wallace is old news and brings up the Confederate Flag.
He's really trying to lose, isn't he?
Posted by: Minorleaguebaseballisdead at July 06, 2020 09:17 PM (mDa4p)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2020 09:14 PM (1/o7O)
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Let's pretend that Biden actually will debate Trump. How would Trump, or any sentint and intelligent person respond to something like that?
Posted by: PennaLady at July 06, 2020 09:17 PM (8pqRD)
Posted by: Ian S. at July 06, 2020 09:17 PM (6XLoz)
Posted by: Sniffin' Uncle Joe Biden at July 06, 2020 09:17 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Minorleaguebaseballisdead at July 06, 2020 09:17 PM (mDa4p)
Concern status:
[ x ] noted
[ ] not noted
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 06, 2020 09:18 PM (R7d0W)
I'm sure it also happens to.some others
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 06, 2020 09:18 PM (TOyHQ)
I would already have a casino and it would be fantastic beyond imagination.
Posted by: attila the thrilla at July 06, 2020 09:18 PM (w7KSn)
Twitter isn't for strategy, it's for getting the media chasing their own tail while something else happens. It's dismaying how many on our side haven't figured that out. (It's expected that CNN never will).
Posted by: Ian S. at July 06, 2020 09:19 PM (6XLoz)
Posted by: PennaLady at July 06, 2020 09:17 PM (8pqRD
With laughter. I'd die laughing on stage until Biden turned red.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2020 09:19 PM (1/o7O)
Posted by: A Scold of Karens at July 06, 2020 09:19 PM (EgshT)
I'm sure it also happens to.some others
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 06, 2020 09:18 PM (TOyHQ)
Happens to the best of us. Sometimes the current pulls you along, other times it just flows on by.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 06, 2020 09:20 PM (NWiLs)
Are you interested in a campaign consulting position?
Posted by: J Bribem Candidacy Cabal, Inc. at July 06, 2020 09:20 PM (eTZoJ)
and Michigan Ave again. Smashed windows, cars, threw fireworks at cops
and attacked anyone they saw. There is not one mention of that in the
Chicago MFM.
A couple of blocks from the west side hood, they don't even need to drive. Downtown will be a ghost town by the time this one is over.
Posted by: dartist at July 06, 2020 09:20 PM (+ya+t)
I'm sure it also happens to.some others.
----------------------
**waves at vmom**
Posted by: Toni at July 06, 2020 09:21 PM (RdRuc)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 06, 2020 09:21 PM (CCeYA)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 06, 2020 09:21 PM (L6ZYH)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 06, 2020 09:21 PM (TOyHQ)
Posted by: Minorleaguebaseballisdead at July 06, 2020 09:17 PM (mDa4p)
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So you're saying it will be an early night then? Heh heh heh.
Posted by: Joe Biden's Campaign Spokes Mammal at July 06, 2020 09:21 PM (NVYyb)
I'm sure it also happens to.some others
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 06, 2020 09:18 PM (TOyHQ)
Well I see you!
There are some others who *should* become invisible and stay that way. ;P
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 06, 2020 09:21 PM (0ReGO)
He's really trying to lose, isn't he?
Posted by: Minorleaguebaseballisdead at July 06, 2020 09:17 PM (mDa4p)
Oh my gosh! I hadn't realized before, but you're so RIGHT! Trump is so sick of winning that now he is trying to lose.
Sad.
Posted by: LASue at July 06, 2020 09:22 PM (Ed8Zd)
Are you interested in a campaign consulting position?
Posted by: J Bribem Candidacy Cabal, Inc. at July 06, 2020 09:20 PM (eTZoJ
Sure. I can write in crayon.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2020 09:22 PM (1/o7O)
I would already have a casino and it would be fantastic beyond imagination.
Posted by: attila the thrilla at July 06, 2020 09:18 PM (w7KSn)
Yuge, beyond belief, with lots of gold leaf...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 06, 2020 09:22 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 06, 2020 09:21 PM (0ReGO)
I have no idea what you mean.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 06, 2020 09:22 PM (NWiLs)
So Trump, for whatever reason, steps all over his terrific speech at Mt Rushmore to tweet about Bubba Wallace and the Confederate Flag.
I just don't get the timing.
Posted by: Minorleaguebaseballisdead
======
At least credit that dude on Bret Baier.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 06, 2020 09:22 PM (G51Gf)
Twitter isn't for strategy, it's for getting the media chasing their own tail while something else happens. It's dismaying how many on our side haven't figured that out. (It's expected that CNN never will).
Posted by: Ian S. at July 06, 2020 09:19 PM (6XLoz)
Why not let the media continue to go after the Mt Rushmore speech? Trump nailed it and people agree with what he said.
What even made him think about Bubba Wallace today? And there's plenty to attack the guy about without bringing up the losing issue of the Confederate Flag into it.
Posted by: Minorleaguebaseballisdead at July 06, 2020 09:23 PM (mDa4p)
And the greatest trick Biden ever pulled was convincing the world his mind... what? Wait, let me... Oh, I remember... you know!! Yes, exactly!
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 06, 2020 09:23 PM (7Ezdo)
Posted by: Infidel at July 06, 2020 09:24 PM (u/msz)
Posted by: Joe Biden's Campaign Spokes Mammal at July 06, 2020 09:14 PM (NVYyb)
------------------------------------------
Heh. We'll see about that.
Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden at July 06, 2020 09:24 PM (M/9m0)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
====
Let's pretend that Biden actually will debate Trump. How would Trump, or any sentint and intelligent person respond to something like that?
Posted by: PennaLady
"I yield my time to the gentleman from Delaware, because this shit's hilarious."
Posted by: mikeski at July 06, 2020 09:24 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 06, 2020 09:24 PM (wrRs+)
"Vice President and Senator Biden, [ed.: I assume Trump will be 'Mr. Trump'] do you agree wholeheartedly with the excellent position put forward by xxx?"
Posted by: t-bird at July 06, 2020 09:25 PM (vOGqy)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2020 09:25 PM (1/o7O)
Posted by: Chris M at July 06, 2020 09:25 PM (6XZdO)
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 06, 2020 09:23 PM (7Ezdo)
Personally I'll never forget Biden's comment about, you know, the thing!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 06, 2020 09:25 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: mikeski
That shit right there is funny!
Posted by: Infidel at July 06, 2020 09:26 PM (u/msz)
Trump is all about losing issues. Haven't you noticed?
Posted by: t-bird at July 06, 2020 09:26 PM (vOGqy)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 06, 2020 09:25 PM (eTZoJ)
Cause you're a lying dog faced pony soldier!
Posted by: That, er guy. Joe maybe? at July 06, 2020 09:27 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Infidel at July 06, 2020 09:24 PM (u/msz)
==================================
It's not "trolling" to say that Trump stepped on a winning message with a total loser.
And this isn't the first time he's done this, either. His speech resonated and it's an argument he would win. Instead, he goes off on a mediocre NASCAR driver?
What for? Most here think he's playing 4D chess, so what's the goal here?
Posted by: Minorleaguebaseballisdead at July 06, 2020 09:27 PM (mDa4p)
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 06, 2020 09:27 PM (dUJdY)
At the same time that the nation was in flames and the arsonists were running wild.
Fuck him.
Fuck NASCAR.
Posted by: attila the thrilla at July 06, 2020 09:27 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: TakeFive at July 06, 2020 09:28 PM (l5GW0)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 06, 2020 09:21 PM (0ReGO)
I have no idea what you mean.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 06, 2020 09:22 PM (NWiLs)
Not you, especially since that would make it weird to talk to you at the TX MoMee.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 06, 2020 09:28 PM (0ReGO)
Posted by: mikeski
That shit right there is funny!
Posted by: Infidel at July 06, 2020 09:26 PM (u/msz
Listen, Benny. I've run with funnier cats back when my old man played Lincoln logs with soap powder.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2020 09:29 PM (1/o7O)
Fuck NASCAR.
Posted by: attila the thrilla at July 06, 2020 09:27 PM (w7KSn)
Hear, hear.
Only thing is, if those fifteen agents weren't investigating The Mystery of The Smugglers of Haunted Noose Cove, it's not like they would be doing anything useful.
On the other hand, it keeps them occupied and out of trouble.
So it's a wash.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 06, 2020 09:30 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 06, 2020 09:30 PM (wrRs+)
@RichLowry
·
42m
Step 1) Deliver an excellent speech. Step 2) Step all over it with a stupid and indefensible tweet.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 06, 2020 09:30 PM (L6ZYH)
Fuck him.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2020 09:25 PM (1/o7O)
==================================
So tweet about that when he went on The View and Don Lemon, not immediately after one of the better speeches of his Presidency.
And why bring up the Confederate Flag?!?!
Again, what could possibly be the goal? How is the Confederate Flag a winning issue for him?
Posted by: Minorleaguebaseballisdead at July 06, 2020 09:30 PM (mDa4p)
Posted by: Infidel at July 06, 2020 09:30 PM (u/msz)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 06, 2020 09:30 PM (wrRs+)
Hey there!! Hope things are going well at your place.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 06, 2020 09:31 PM (0ReGO)
Posted by: davidt at July 06, 2020 09:31 PM (l3+k2)
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Please call or tweet us once you find him. Last seen in Claymont Delaware.
Posted by: Joe Biden's Campaign Spokes Mammal at July 06, 2020 09:32 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Minorleaguebaseballisdead at July 06, 2020 09:30 PM (mDa4p)
I take it you've never read Sun Tzu.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2020 09:32 PM (1/o7O)
Posted by: Minorleaguebaseballisdead at July 06, 2020 09:30 PM (mDa4p)
I am beginning to get the impression that you think a shit-encrusted asshole is a preferable alternative to a vagina.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 06, 2020 09:32 PM (R7d0W)
Posted by: dartist at July 06, 2020 09:32 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 06, 2020 09:32 PM (dUJdY)
And these Beltway idiots and baseballswhatever really don't want to know what focus groups and other research are finding. Hilarious.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 06, 2020 09:33 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: dartist at July 06, 2020 09:32 PM (+ya+t)
I used to be all about sportsball and now I think we'd be much better off if it all imploded.... followed by Harveywood.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 06, 2020 09:33 PM (0ReGO)
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 06, 2020 09:32 PM (dUJdY
Could be otters.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2020 09:33 PM (1/o7O)
This lead to an idea to "pave" a small field on the moon surface to cut down on the dust problem when landing near a base. The stuff is nasty. It was a major problem with the rotary seals used in the space suits helmet and gloves.
I was blessed to hold a jar of the stuff once in my career. It was sitting on some guys desk. It turns out the stuff is so unique that they can't make anything quite like it here on Earth.
Posted by: pawn at July 06, 2020 09:33 PM (Cfk8j)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 06, 2020 09:34 PM (38/p9)
Posted by: Weasel at July 06, 2020 09:34 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 06, 2020 09:32 PM (dUJdY)
So...rabid mutant squirrels from Mars then?
Posted by: Bete at July 06, 2020 09:34 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Minorleaguebaseballisdead at July 06, 2020 09:30 PM (mDa4p)
I take it you've never read Sun Tzu.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2020 09:32 PM (1/o7O)
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No, I haven't.
Please enlighten me on how changing the subject from rioters tearing down statues of Lincoln and Washington to the appropriateness of the Confederate Flag is good campaign strategy?
What is the best possible rationale?
Posted by: Minorleaguebaseballisdead at July 06, 2020 09:34 PM (mDa4p)
Hogmartin, that's gold. Would make a fine Branco cartoon, with the Fibbies, and Scooby, piling out of a smoke-filled Mystery Machine
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at July 06, 2020 09:35 PM (lW69B)
I've never seen a otter here or anywhere for that matter. I highly doubt it. Could be a coon I suppose.
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 06, 2020 09:35 PM (dUJdY)
I personally believe Dems won't let it happen. Too many poison pills.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 06, 2020 09:35 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 06, 2020 09:36 PM (wrRs+)
Posted by: AI at July 06, 2020 09:36 PM (SnLSx)
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 06, 2020 09:35 PM (dUJdY)
Porcupines are known to gnaw on wood that has been handled by people, in order to get the salt.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 06, 2020 09:36 PM (R7d0W)
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 06, 2020 09:35 PM (dUJdY)
*Sees post*
*SWOONS*
Posted by: Bubba Wallace at July 06, 2020 09:36 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Chris M at July 06, 2020 07:25 PM (6XZdO)
I thought that guy was dead. *checks dead pool*
nope. Still alive.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 06, 2020 09:36 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Jewells45
Ugh. I had a dream last night. My grandson had a baby and they were talking about the old days. I mentioned 2020 with a laugh. Not a good way to wake up.
Oh, by the by, daughter loved the necklace!
Posted by: Infidel at July 06, 2020 09:36 PM (u/msz)
Posted by: angsterdamn at July 06, 2020 09:37 PM (DB1SB)
Posted by: dartist at July 06, 2020 09:32 PM (+ya+t)
Jason Whitlock on Tucker's show said the NFL has had its Jump the Shark moment. I really hope so
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 06, 2020 09:37 PM (UUv9T)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 06, 2020 09:37 PM (QBLfJ)
I'm pretty sure that's racist
Posted by: Joe Biden's Campaign Spokes Mammal at July 06, 2020 09:37 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 06, 2020 09:28 PM (0ReGO)
Yes, I think a lot of us want to give Insom a hard time in person at the TxMoMee! Ben Had will probably have to auction off tickets!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 06, 2020 09:37 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: AI at July 06, 2020 09:36 PM (SnLSx)
Pft. He'll drop a shelf on you HAL.
Posted by: Bete at July 06, 2020 09:37 PM (Ojki1)
Laura Jarrett is the anchor of CNN's "Early Start" with Christine Romans. Previously, Jarrett was a correspondent based in Washington, D.C. covering the Justice Department and legal issues. Since joining CNN from her law practice in 2016, Jarrett has covered many significant legal stories during the Trump administration, including the travel ban, migrant family separations at the southwest border, the firing of Attorney General Jeff Sessions and FBI Deputy Director Andrew McCabe, and high stakes battles between the Justice Department and Capitol Hill. She had a lead role in delivering the breaking news of Special Counsel Robert Mueller's appointment to oversee the Russia investigation in May 2017, as well as the conclusion of his work in March 2019. She also served as the lead reporter for CNN covering the Justice Department Inspector General's report on the FBI's investigation into Hillary Clinton's handling of classified information, and the corruption trial of Senator Bob Menendez.
Posted by: interesting at July 06, 2020 09:37 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: davidt at July 06, 2020 09:31 PM (l3+k2)<<<
WHOA!
TIME OUT!!!!!!
Posted by: Andy Reid at July 06, 2020 09:37 PM (yk557)
Posted by: ShainS at July 06, 2020 07:59 PM (WqPYg)
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....grits teeth.....
Fucking Millenials.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 06, 2020 08:01 PM (nw6Hr)
~~~~~
Hahaha!
Posted by: IrishEi at July 06, 2020 09:38 PM (sGotD)
Oh look, the talking points:
@RichLowry
42m
Step 1) Deliver an excellent speech. Step 2) Step all over it with a stupid and indefensible tweet.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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Literally just used by Chris Stirewalt.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 06, 2020 09:38 PM (G51Gf)
Hey, I'm AI. I am ready for that dumb ass move.
Posted by: AI at July 06, 2020 09:39 PM (SnLSx)
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Sure, f*ck it. Nobody cares about the debt or deficit anymore, so why not.
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 06, 2020 09:39 PM (kc5DY)
Posted by: Chris M at July 06, 2020 09:39 PM (6XZdO)
Posted by: t-bird at July 06, 2020 09:39 PM (pbStR)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 06, 2020 09:32 PM (R7d0W)
You rang?
Posted by: Shep! at July 06, 2020 09:39 PM (z79tQ)
Jewells. there are various sprays that can be used to make chewing wood very unappealing. Most farm stores will have somethtng that you could try!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 06, 2020 09:40 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: The Otter at July 06, 2020 09:40 PM (lW69B)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 06, 2020 09:41 PM (ja/kn)
I've never seen a otter here or anywhere for that matter. I highly doubt it. Could be a coon I suppose.
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 06, 2020 09:35 PM (dUJdY
You sure? They are surprisingly sneaky.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2020 09:41 PM (1/o7O)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 06, 2020 09:38 PM (G51Gf)
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The worst six words in the English language.
Posted by: Joe Biden's Campaign Spokes Mammal at July 06, 2020 09:41 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: attila the thrilla at July 06, 2020 09:42 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 06, 2020 09:42 PM (wrRs+)
Thanks I will check it out!!!
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 06, 2020 09:42 PM (dUJdY)
Yep. I'd much rather see one mom and pop grocery survive before any thieving sport or expert because they played one in a movie. Could be a good thing.
Posted by: dartist at July 06, 2020 09:42 PM (+ya+t)
"SCHOOLS MUST OPEN IN THE FALL!"
Like I said earlier, the politix and timing of this could not be better.
But also: Don, if you understand the science enough to make that correct tweet ..... how about acknowledging the rest of the actual story in a way that can still help the country by hastening the end of the witchcraft posing as public health policy?
This is the first time he's taken a firm/high profile stand on a big, specific component of "re-opening" question. of course he didn't specify "open normally", which is the only sensible approach.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 06, 2020 09:42 PM (El6T/)
Remember I've been saying for some months now they are going to implement mail-in voting this cycle in the *deep blue states*, for two purposes. One, to perfect their cheating operation for 2024. Two, so they can run up the popular vote total and make sure Trump doesn't get it.
He is otherwise destined to do so, along with an electoral trouncing. My opinion only, but the world certainly seems to be shaping up this way - with California, New York and I believe Illinois all at least signaling they will do the same.
Posted by: ... at July 06, 2020 09:43 PM (ffond)
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 06, 2020 09:39 PM (kc5DY)
Next step is to offer taxpayers a free downloadable program that lets them print money on their home computers to save postage!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 06, 2020 09:43 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: runner at July 06, 2020 09:43 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 06, 2020 09:44 PM (wrRs+)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 06, 2020 09:42 PM (wrRs+)
Better? Better get a bucket
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 06, 2020 09:44 PM (UUv9T)
Posted by: angsterdamn at July 06, 2020 09:45 PM (DB1SB)
I heard from the lady who did the Arrowhead event last year and she can't get that venue or any other for that matter so she had to cancel anything for this year. I had my best day there last year. This has been tough.. I love meeting people and doing the craft shows. 2020 has sucked donkey balls.
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 06, 2020 09:46 PM (dUJdY)
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Trump killed Minor League baseball. Or something.
Posted by: Joe Biden's Campaign Spokes Mammal at July 06, 2020 09:46 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 06, 2020 09:44 PM (wrRs+)
"Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt."
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 06, 2020 09:46 PM (eTZoJ)
Or something.
Posted by: BSG attempting political "analysis" at July 06, 2020 09:47 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 06, 2020 09:44 PM (wrRs+)
Sun Tzu seemed to approach all conflict from the underdog's POV.
Machievelli took the POV of the Big Dog with a western bent.
Two different approachs to roughly the same goal of survival and power.
Posted by: Shep! at July 06, 2020 09:48 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 06, 2020 09:48 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Cheri at July 06, 2020 09:48 PM (IB1Pj)
...and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt."
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 06, 2020 09:46 PM
wait: I thought it was "slice like a f'n hammer"
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 06, 2020 09:48 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 06, 2020 09:48 PM (wrRs+)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 06, 2020 09:46 PM (eTZoJ)
Sounds dark.
Posted by: ... at July 06, 2020 09:48 PM (ffond)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 06, 2020 09:49 PM (z79tQ)
Creosote will fix those little bastards.
For raccoons? Sure would save me some zzz if I could put something out.
Posted by: dartist at July 06, 2020 09:49 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: rhomboid at July 06, 2020 09:49 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: ... at July 06, 2020 09:49 PM (ffond)
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 06, 2020 09:48 PM (DUIap)
That's the original translation!
I quoted the Howard Zinn updated version!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 06, 2020 09:49 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 06, 2020 09:49 PM (ja/kn)
Posted by: Eromero at July 06, 2020 09:50 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: not soh at July 06, 2020 09:50 PM (DB1SB)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 06, 2020 09:21 PM (0ReGO)
I have no idea what you mean.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 06, 2020 09:22 PM (NWiLs)
Not you, especially since that would make it weird to talk to you at the TX MoMee.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 06, 2020 09:28 PM (0ReGO)
Oh it'll probably be weird anyways. But in a good way.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 06, 2020 09:51 PM (NWiLs)
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Trump killed Minor League baseball. Or something.
Posted by: Joe Biden's Campaign Spokes Mammal at July 06, 2020 09:46 PM (NVYyb)<<<
That means the concerned sock was actually...
**pulls off goofy rubber mask**
George Will!
Posted by: Mystery Inc at July 06, 2020 09:51 PM (yk557)
76% answered correctly, 'the president'
the rest answered 'the vice president' or 'the chief justice of the supreme court'
Posted by: DB- just DB at July 06, 2020 09:51 PM (iTXRQ)
Just maybe the DemCong plantation dwellers will figure out that they are trying to obscure their past not America's?
And when the parties flipped? Sometime after Hillary lost the last election and renounced Byrd whom she slobbered all over.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 06, 2020 09:51 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: rhomboid at July 06, 2020 09:49 PM (El6T/)
Maybe they shut down everything that might want to go splodey, out of an abundance of caution. "Safety Meeting! Nobody works, nobody gets hurt."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 06, 2020 09:51 PM (R7d0W)
Think I need another drink!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 06, 2020 09:51 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 06, 2020 09:52 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: runner at July 06, 2020 09:52 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: DB- just DB at July 06, 2020 09:51 PM (iTXRQ)
Wow. I'm surprised only less than 24% know that the Chief Justice controls the Executive Branch.
Posted by: John Roberts at July 06, 2020 09:52 PM (ffond)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 06, 2020 09:44 PM (wrRs+)
Sun Tzu seemed to approach all conflict from the underdog's POV.
Machievelli took the POV of the Big Dog with a western bent.
Two different approachs to roughly the same goal of survival and power.
Posted by: Shep! at July 06, 2020 09:48 PM (z79tQ)
Amateurs.
All of life's problems can be solved with a good sturdy swipe of cold, sharp steel.
Posted by: Musashi Miyamoto at July 06, 2020 09:52 PM (6FeV1)
He struck the enemy in a heavily fortified, readied position, subsequently incurring horrendous losses.
It was the high water mark of the Confederacy.
And it was an act of pure idiocy.
Posted by: attila the thrilla at July 06, 2020 09:52 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Splunge at July 06, 2020 09:53 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: jokester at July 06, 2020 09:53 PM (v6V7F)
I've never seen a otter here or anywhere for that matter
Posted by: Jewells45
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You never do...until it's too late.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 06, 2020 09:53 PM (830x5)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 06, 2020 09:51 PM (NWiLs)
Insom, you haven't seen weird...
yet!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 06, 2020 09:53 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: Citizen at July 06, 2020 09:53 PM (ldmQR)
Posted by: ... at July 06, 2020 09:49 PM (ffond)
Underdog?
Looking for Polly Purebred? Taking his secret energy pill?
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2020 09:53 PM (NgKpN)
Maybe but I seriously can't wait to meet you.
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 06, 2020 09:53 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: runner at July 06, 2020 09:54 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 06, 2020 09:51 PM (NWiLs)
Insom, you haven't seen weird...
yet!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 06, 2020 09:53 PM (eTZoJ)
Something to look forward to then!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 06, 2020 09:54 PM (NWiLs)
abundance of caution. "Safety Meeting! Nobody works, nobody gets
hurt."
==========
Yes, well, if you must know we were installing signs that read "It's Been 2 Days Since Our Last Explosion"
Posted by: Valerie Jarrett, Volunteer Spokesmodel For Iranian Nuclear Program at July 06, 2020 09:54 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 06, 2020 09:54 PM (ja/kn)
**pulls off goofy rubber mask**
George Will!
And he would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids!
Posted by: Mookie at July 06, 2020 09:54 PM (3vIkC)
.....
Oh it'll probably be weird anyways. But in a good way.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 06, 2020 09:51 PM (NWiLs)
That works too!
Sounds like there will be a lot of new people this year, should be fun!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 06, 2020 09:54 PM (0ReGO)
https://tinyurl.com/ycoof6js
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 06, 2020 09:48 PM (dUJdY)
I know that if I were around and somebody was trying to lynch somebody, I'd be fighting rather than filming.
Posted by: Emmie at July 06, 2020 09:55 PM (clsJu)
Posted by: eleven at July 06, 2020 09:55 PM (XTyi0)
Posted by: The AoS Comments Section at July 06, 2020 09:55 PM (ffond)
"The importance of good intelligence cannot be underestimated!"
~ Some white slave owning dude
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 06, 2020 09:56 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 06, 2020 09:56 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 06, 2020 09:56 PM (wrRs+)
Posted by: runner at July 06, 2020 09:54 PM (zr5Kq
Trump just said NASCAR made a stupid decision with the flag that hurt ratings.
Apparently that means Trump sleeps in confederate flag pajamas and likes clean, white sheets.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2020 09:56 PM (1/o7O)
Posted by: John Roberts at July 06, 2020 09:52 PM (ffond)
=================
But more probably realize SCOTUS determines taxes.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at July 06, 2020 09:56 PM (NVYyb)
Maybe but I seriously can't wait to meet you.
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 06, 2020 09:53 PM (dUJdY)
Likewise! Putting the faces with the names will be quite the experience. And seeing if what y'all look like even remotely resembles the image in my head, and the other way around.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 06, 2020 09:56 PM (NWiLs)
https://tinyurl.com/ycoof6js
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 06, 2020 09:48 PM (dUJdY)
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Sh*tloads of them over the last few weeks, most on video, but they don't count.
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 06, 2020 09:56 PM (kc5DY)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 06, 2020 09:56 PM (1g7ch)
Gonna be epic!! and I can't wait to see you again!
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 06, 2020 09:56 PM (dUJdY)
https://tinyurl.com/ycoof6js
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 06, 2020 09:48 PM (dUJdY)
I know that if I were around and somebody was trying to lynch somebody, I'd be fighting rather than filming.
Posted by: Emmie at July 06, 2020 09:55 PM (clsJu)
There you go with your wacky logic and good character again.... ;P
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 06, 2020 09:57 PM (0ReGO)
Posted by: runner at July 06, 2020 09:57 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 06, 2020 09:56 PM (wrRs+)
And it is a mighty umbrella I'm sure!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 06, 2020 09:57 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 06, 2020 09:57 PM (kc5DY)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 06, 2020 09:54 PM (NWiLs)
You have no idea!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 06, 2020 09:57 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: runner at July 06, 2020 09:57 PM (zr5Kq)
Mom? Is that you?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 06, 2020 09:57 PM (NWiLs)
Looking for Polly Purebred? Taking his secret energy pill?
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2020 09:53 PM (NgKpN)
He should try that shit I sniff before battle. Have him call me.
Posted by: Mighty Mouse at July 06, 2020 09:57 PM (z79tQ)
I'm pretty sure that's racist
Posted by: Joe Biden's Campaign Spokes Mammal at July 06, 2020 09:37 PM (NVYyb)
Damn it, now I gotta make a report.
Posted by: Bob, NSA... at July 06, 2020 09:58 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: runner at July 06, 2020 09:58 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: DB- just DB at July 06, 2020 09:58 PM (iTXRQ)
That's definitely the fun part!!
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 06, 2020 09:58 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Mommas and Poppas gotta have a G and T at July 06, 2020 09:58 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 06, 2020 09:57 PM (NWiLs)
Grandpa.
Posted by: runner at July 06, 2020 09:58 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 06, 2020 09:56 PM (wrRs+)
Nuts!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 06, 2020 09:58 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: Eromero at July 06, 2020 09:59 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 06, 2020 09:59 PM (dUJdY)
Looking for Polly Purebred? Taking his secret energy pill?
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2020 09:53 PM (NgKpN)
He should try that shit I sniff before battle. Have him call me.
Posted by: Mighty Mouse at July 06, 2020 09:57 PM (z79tQ)
BWAKKKKKKK
He will drink his super sauce
and throw the badguys for a loss
Just call out
For Super Chicken
Posted by: Super Chicken at July 06, 2020 09:59 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 06, 2020 09:57 PM (kc5DY)
Come closer.
Posted by: runner at July 06, 2020 09:59 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: runner at July 06, 2020 09:58 PM (zr5Kq)
And she is a cutie, of course.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 06, 2020 10:00 PM (R7d0W)
Posted by: Mommas and Poppas gotta have a G and T at July 06, 2020 09:58 PM (NVYyb)
Nice thing about retirement.
Days of the week no longer matter.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2020 10:00 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: runner at July 06, 2020 09:57 PM (zr5Kq)
So, nowhere to go but up? Winning!
Posted by: Splunge at July 06, 2020 10:00 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: eleven at July 06, 2020 10:00 PM (XTyi0)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at July 06, 2020 10:00 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 06, 2020 09:59 PM (dUJdY)
I did not think so...otherwise I would not have mentioned of course.
Posted by: runner at July 06, 2020 10:00 PM (zr5Kq)
But, no, instead we will instead assault a well fortified position and waste the lives of many hundreds in a futile gesture.
Posted by: attila the thrilla at July 06, 2020 10:00 PM (w7KSn)
**pulls off goofy rubber mask**
George Will!
And he would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids!
Posted by: Mookie at July 06, 2020 09:54 PM (3vIkC)
And your blue jeans too!
Posted by: Bete at July 06, 2020 10:01 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2020 10:00 PM (NgKpN)
Yes! This has been a really tough Saturday for me.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 06, 2020 10:01 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 06, 2020 10:01 PM (wrRs+)
Posted by: James at July 06, 2020 10:01 PM (qM84C)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 06, 2020 10:00 PM (R7d0W)
looks great !
Posted by: runner at July 06, 2020 10:02 PM (zr5Kq)
Looking for Polly Purebred? Taking his secret energy pill?
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2020 09:53 PM (NgKpN)
That's not my name. You missed a word.
Say my name!
Say my name!
Posted by: Sweet Polly Purebred at July 06, 2020 10:02 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 06, 2020 10:02 PM (DUIap)
We may as well get used to that idea.
Posted by: attila the thrilla at July 06, 2020 10:02 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: eleven at July 06, 2020 10:02 PM (XTyi0)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at July 06, 2020 10:03 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at July 06, 2020 10:00 PM (NVYyb)
Or making $.25 posting comments at HotGas.
Posted by: Bete at July 06, 2020 10:03 PM (Ojki1)
But, no, instead we will instead assault a well fortified position and waste the lives of many hundreds in a futile gesture.
Posted by: attila the thrilla at July 06, 2020 10:00 PM (w7KSn)
Because everyone knows you leave an intact army sitting across your lines of communication and supply.
Oh, wait, sorry, Troll? trying to pick a fight?
Never mind.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2020 10:03 PM (NgKpN)
What are the odds that Ghislaine Maxwell dies in prison ????????
Posted by: James at July 06, 2020 10:01 PM (qM84C)
1000%
Posted by: Mookie at July 06, 2020 10:03 PM (3vIkC)
Looking for Polly Purebred? Taking his secret energy pill?
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2020 09:53 PM (NgKpN)
That's not my name. You missed a word.
Say my name!
Say my name!
Posted by: Sweet Polly Purebred at July 06, 2020 10:02 PM (dOV9E)
Shit, OK Karen.
Posted by: UnderDog at July 06, 2020 10:04 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: runner at July 06, 2020 10:04 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 06, 2020 10:05 PM (ja/kn)
I could see the same thing on the chess thread. "Mate in 5?! I don't see it! That can't possibly be the right move!"
Posted by: t-bird at July 06, 2020 10:06 PM (vOGqy)
Posted by: ... at July 06, 2020 10:06 PM (ffond)
We may as well get used to that idea.
Posted by: attila the thrilla at July 06, 2020 10:02 PM (w7KSn)
That's where I've been but I haven't said anything because I'm torn.
I keep saying "I said", but only because I do make my share of predictions. And I *did* say "Trump is a molester" is headed down the pike at us, as obvious as an oncoming train.
Posted by: ... at July 06, 2020 10:08 PM (ffond)
I hope someone makes an ad about the poor family that had to endure Biden's harassment for decades, as he claimed their patriarch was drunk and killed Biden's wife, despite the facts and evidence showing he was stone cold sober and it was Biden's wife who was driving erratically. For years he vilified a man who did nothing but attempt to save Biden's wife and child, but Biden acted like the evil bastard he is and kept slandering him.
Next is Biden, and the Dem party's view of the black vote. He said it himself that if you don't vote for him "you ain't black" and now all the stories about Kanye have replies from prominent democrats saying he's trying to steal votes from Biden, they can't hide their mindset that they own the black vote and black voice anymore.
Posted by: Rbastid at July 06, 2020 11:21 PM (xeL/n)
Posted by: torabora at July 07, 2020 04:07 AM (Z5jS/)
Posted by: FPY at July 07, 2020 11:21 AM (r5iyh)
Most people on this electronic gazette know this but refuse to accept the truth.
People, we need to be honest with ourselves for lies breed weakness and what I call "false hope".
Christian or heretic it is in YOUR interest to cleanse your soul by facing facts. The truth may be unpalatable, it may call us names but ultimately it is our guide to a prosperous and fecund future.
Posted by: trupatriot at July 07, 2020 06:14 PM (iEwPk)
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