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1 He is a very bad Orange man

Posted by: Orange Man Bad Inc. at July 06, 2020 02:56 PM (2zQsa)

2 That one made me actually laugh out loud.

Posted by: Fletch at July 06, 2020 02:56 PM (IH26T)

3 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 06, 2020 02:56 PM (LvTSG)

4 He is our Commander-in-Troll!!! Good job!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 06, 2020 02:57 PM (jjaLl)

5 hiya

Posted by: JT at July 06, 2020 02:57 PM (arJlL)

6 Bwaaahahahahahahahaha Gasping for Air Hahahahahahahaha

Posted by: Archer at July 06, 2020 02:57 PM (gmo/4)

7 Warren should ignore the tweet, but she won't because she's not nearly as smart as she thinks she is.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 06, 2020 02:57 PM (LvTSG)

8 LOL... He's on a roll today... This and the Bubba NASCAR tweet are epic

Posted by: A Trump voter... really... at July 06, 2020 02:57 PM (Zmnko)

9 There are football and baseball "Giants", so there can be football and baseball "Rollovers".

Posted by: Bete at July 06, 2020 02:57 PM (Ojki1)

10 Just wait until Syracuse changes its name

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 06, 2020 02:57 PM (yvCGu)

11 We no longer fear the red skinned warriors.

Turns out that they were wimps.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 06, 2020 02:57 PM (3D/fK)

12 The Washington Riots

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 06, 2020 02:57 PM (3SIUH)

13 Master Troll.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at July 06, 2020 02:58 PM (nMZcf)

14 The Washington Child Molesters

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 06, 2020 02:58 PM (vg8iE)

15 The Braves and Blawkhawks are next.

Posted by: CDC at July 06, 2020 02:58 PM (sX1BW)

16 Guess what? There will be another demand.

Posted by: t-bird at July 06, 2020 02:58 PM (DMQdU)

17 That's another thing Jeb would not have done!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 06, 2020 02:58 PM (+y/Ru)

18 Washington Kaeperniks.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 06, 2020 02:58 PM (svbBD)

19 I am partial to the Cleveland Kemosabe.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 06, 2020 02:58 PM (r+sAi)

20 Haha, as always, Troll Level is over 9000.

If the Indians cave I'm done with them. 32+ years of devout fandom down the drain. I won't pick a new team though, I'll just be done with baseball, and by extension all sports, since baseball is the last one I care about.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 06, 2020 02:58 PM (icI8A)

21 Trump has exceeded my expectations. Daily.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 06, 2020 02:58 PM (jUVms)

22 Watched the Mr. Rushmore speech this morning, now seeing this tweet.

It is good to have our President in the fray, publically.

Posted by: tbodie at July 06, 2020 02:58 PM (nlavE)

23 The Cleveland Riverfire

Posted by: WisRich at July 06, 2020 02:58 PM (G0vdT)

24 Trolling like a boss.

Or, in consistency with AoS style, slicing like a f'ng hammer.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 06, 2020 02:58 PM (2JVJo)

25 Any name the redskins choose is gonna have to lose the Washington... He was a racist slave owner who must be destroyed

Posted by: A Trump voter... really... at July 06, 2020 02:58 PM (Zmnko)

26 Nobody has used the name Thugs yet.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 06, 2020 02:59 PM (kA3Cp)

27 It's going to be the Cleveland Spiders again, isn't it?

*runs off sobbing*

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 06, 2020 02:59 PM (GbPPJ)

28
#6 A good tactic is one that your people enjoy

Posted by: ... at July 06, 2020 02:59 PM (ffond)

29 "Get rid of Chief Wahoo, that's all we want, the name is fine" - Lying liars who lied for decades

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 06, 2020 02:59 PM (icI8A)

30 Let it be known that I was first: The Washington Manbuns.

Posted by: pep at July 06, 2020 02:59 PM (v16oJ)

31 That's why you see a lot of HS teams named "Spartans" and not so many called "Thespians".

Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 06, 2020 02:59 PM (4zyav)

32 As a lifelong Redskins fan, I don't give a crap what they do. They've been an embarrassment for 20 years.
I recommend the Washington Swamp.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at July 06, 2020 02:59 PM (nMZcf)

33 BIG HAIL
never happens here

Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 06, 2020 03:00 PM (OCRKH)

34 The Cleveland Smell

Posted by: Archer at July 06, 2020 03:00 PM (gmo/4)

35 Maybe sports owners/execs should step aside and let black people run the league.

Seems pretty slavey to have all of the brass making billions on the backs of mere millionaires.

Posted by: MJ at July 06, 2020 03:00 PM (gAMkn)

36 AtC - Yes, they'll rename us to a different franchise that went defunct in 1899 and is only famous for being the worst team ever. How exciting!

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 06, 2020 03:00 PM (icI8A)

37 The Washington Pander Bears

Posted by: t-bird at July 06, 2020 03:00 PM (DMQdU)

38 In all seriousness, they have a chance to lead the way, and just not have a nickname/true logo. Just do what the premier league does and get a sponsor.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 06, 2020 03:00 PM (svbBD)

39 My big toe, which is almost completely injun, also wants reparations.

Posted by: Weasel at July 06, 2020 03:00 PM (MVjcR)

40 31 That's why you see a lot of HS teams named "Spartans" and not so many called "Thespians".
Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 06, 2020 02:59 PM (4zyav)

==========

Some Greek group needs to get in on the action and demand an end to all use of their ancestors in sports logos.

Maybe then a single leftist will realize the stupidity of this sports name thing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 06, 2020 03:00 PM (LvTSG)

41 If the Indians cave I'm done with them. 32+ years of devout fandom down the drain. I won't pick a new team though, I'll just be done with baseball, and by extension all sports, since baseball is the last one I care about.
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 06, 2020 02:58 PM (icI8A)


I gave up on the Red Sox when they decided that a small street in front of Fenway - Yawkey Way - had to be renamed because Sox owner Tom Yawkey was a racist.

The only thing that would get me to watch would be a promise that Big Papi would get another cap in his ass.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 06, 2020 03:01 PM (2JVJo)

42 If I'm being honest, I hate professional sports, especially football and basketball, so anything that hastens their demise is fine with me. This fills the bill.

Posted by: pep at July 06, 2020 03:01 PM (v16oJ)

43 The Washington Kickbacks.

Posted by: JuJuBee at July 06, 2020 03:01 PM (v6t2L)

44 Troll level: Epic

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 06, 2020 03:01 PM (ptqGC)

45 The Washington Weasels!

Posted by: Weasel at July 06, 2020 03:01 PM (MVjcR)

46 Any name the redskins choose is gonna have to lose the Washington... He was a racist slave owner who must be destroyed

True. The Landover Rollover.

Posted by: t-bird at July 06, 2020 03:01 PM (DMQdU)

47 How about we go back to the Cleveland Infants?

Not joking, btw. Actual name of the Cleveland franchise from the one season failure that was the Player's League, in 1890. That year had three major leagues - NL, American Association, and PL. Within three years the AA folded and the NL expanded to 12 teams.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 06, 2020 03:01 PM (icI8A)

48 Capital, old boy. You fellows are following the right path.

Posted by: zombie Neville Chamberlain at July 06, 2020 03:01 PM (3SIUH)

49 The Cleveland Suck Buckets and the Washington Grifters.

Simple.

The Atlanta Flames could work also.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 06, 2020 03:01 PM (myjNJ)

50 https://www.weaselzippers
.us/451902-r-i-p-charlie-daniels
/#disqus_thread

Was willowed.

Posted by: Infidel at July 06, 2020 03:01 PM (u/msz)

51 *humbly brings offering to ace*

Bee is on it for what the Redskins new name should be.

https://tinyurl.com/yaz9vsdj

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 06, 2020 03:02 PM (GbPPJ)

52 Welp I've boycotted the Goodell Football League for three seasons so adding the ChiCom Basketball Association and MLB shouldn't be a problem. At least my last baseball memory can be the Nats beating the cheaters and celebrating it with the Golden Scalpweasel.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 06, 2020 03:02 PM (y7DUB)

53 AtC - Yes, they'll rename us to a different franchise that went defunct in 1899 and is only famous for being the worst team ever. How exciting!
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 06, 2020 03:00 PM (icI8A)

Like any of the woke mob remember there was a time before their birth.

They are still shocked everytime they hear Brooklyn used to have a baseball team.

Posted by: Bete at July 06, 2020 03:02 PM (Ojki1)

54 Shit, I can't believe I wrote Commander-in-Troll instead of Troller-in-Chief....

That's bad and I should feel bad...

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 06, 2020 03:02 PM (jjaLl)

55 Trump's dark and divisive tweet is racist against Indians

Posted by: Tomorrow's Headlines Today at July 06, 2020 03:02 PM (ffond)

56 OAN is reporting that sewage samples from around the world seem to indicate that COVID19 has been in circulation since February ... of 2019.

Posted by: Grump928© at July 06, 2020 03:02 PM (yQpMk)

57 That Trump tweet made me think why would anyone name their team the Fighting Irish?

I keed I keed

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 06, 2020 03:03 PM (FeOTH)

58 Washington Sellouts

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 06, 2020 03:03 PM (oVJmc)

59 BIG HAIL
never happens here
Posted by: vmom 2020

It missed me !

(THUNK !)

OW !

Posted by: JT at July 06, 2020 03:03 PM (arJlL)

60 48
Capital, old boy. You fellows are following the right path.


Posted by: zombie Neville Chamberlain


You always were a volatile warmonger. Curb your machismo.

Posted by: zombie Stanley Baldwin at July 06, 2020 03:03 PM (v16oJ)

61 I remember for a while there I just wanted the nfl to get back to playing football and forget all this other crap, but now, now I want the nfl to die. I want it killed by the virus, never to return again. So none of the names will ever matter.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 06, 2020 03:03 PM (r+sAi)

62 OAN is reporting that sewage samples from around the world seem to indicate that COVID19 has been in circulation since February ... of 2019.
=========

There is a guest post over at GP (I know, grain of salt) saying that this virus was identified by the Chinese in 2014.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 06, 2020 03:03 PM (vg8iE)

63 I mean, Yawkey *was* a racist and he shouldn't be in the Hall of Fame, but renaming Yawkey Way was dumb. And Yawkey was punished for his racism during his lifetime - by refusing to integrate, he set the Red Sox back decades in becoming a contender again. Red Sox had first crack at Willie Mays, wouldn't sign him because of his skin color. Oops. Could have had Mays and Williams in the same OF for over a decade.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 06, 2020 03:03 PM (icI8A)

64 >>>The Cleveland Smell

So we're back to me again?

Posted by: a Cleveland steamer at July 06, 2020 03:03 PM (2M/TV)

65 Good. This is actually an effective combination of two powerful tactics: ridicule and shame.

Ridicule for framing it around Warren. Shaming them through underscoring their weakness.

Well donw. Masterful.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2020 03:03 PM (hYcqw)

66 The Washington last of The Mohicans !

Posted by: JT at July 06, 2020 03:03 PM (arJlL)

67 Washington Kickbacks

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 06, 2020 03:03 PM (oVJmc)

68 OAN is reporting that sewage samples from around the world seem to
indicate that COVID19 has been in circulation since February ... of
2019.
--------
Well, that's a shitty study.

Posted by: CDC at July 06, 2020 03:04 PM (sX1BW)

69 I see MS. Lindsey is butt hurt over the Bubba Wallace tweet... Says Wallace doesn't have anything to apologize for...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 06, 2020 03:04 PM (Zmnko)

70 Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 06, 2020 03:02 PM (GbPPJ)

I find boobs and hysteria oddly attractive, and would enjoy a subscription to your illustrated newsletter.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 06, 2020 03:04 PM (2JVJo)

71 How long before the Padres have to change their name because colonizers or white men or something?

Posted by: keena at July 06, 2020 03:04 PM (ru/yN)

72 Washington Social Justice Warriors is still my pick.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 06, 2020 03:04 PM (FeOTH)

73 I love our President

Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2020 03:04 PM (6f16T)

74 Some Greek group needs to get in on the action and demand an end to all use of their ancestors in sports logos.

Maybe then a single leftist will realize the stupidity of this sports name thing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 06, 2020 03:00 PM (LvTSG)
-----
Lefties know the meaning of the word "irony".

The think it means "sort of like iron".

Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 06, 2020 03:04 PM (4zyav)

75 It's going to end up being something stupid like the DC Dynamite or DC Destroyers

Pro sports are dead to me

Posted by: DitkaCA at July 06, 2020 03:04 PM (kVjCi)

76 They're coming for the Atlanta Braves next.

The Atlanta Looters . Instead of foam tomahawks, the fans will have lil' foam molotovs.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 06, 2020 03:04 PM (ptqGC)

77 61. I came around to that too. Pro sports in general are just far to powerful, large and rich. It is supposed to be a game or a sport, not a huge corporate morass. But it is. Burn them all down.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 06, 2020 03:04 PM (svbBD)

78 The D.C. BOHICAS

Posted by: Priapism at July 06, 2020 03:04 PM (2cfUo)

79 The Washington-wait, he's racist.

Posted by: WisRich at July 06, 2020 03:04 PM (G0vdT)

80 Holy hell, it's depressing to think I might outlive Donald Trump. If Nixon had this kind of charm he would have been declared President for Life.

Posted by: trev006 at July 06, 2020 03:05 PM (WtyFC)

81 Washington ChiComs

Posted by: zombie Neville Chamberlain at July 06, 2020 03:05 PM (3SIUH)

82 The Indians are groveling, even though the franchise -

1. Had the first black player in the AL (Larry Doby)
2. Was the first team to give the legendary Satchel Paige a chance to play in the white majors
3. Had the first black manager ever (Frank Robinson)

So fucking tired of MUH VIRTUE.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 06, 2020 03:05 PM (icI8A)

83 There's an old joke that the Washington Bullets were going to be renamed, on account of the violent imagery of the name, to just The Bullets.

(I guess you had to be there.)

Posted by: Lance McCormick, apparently approaching senility at July 06, 2020 03:05 PM (l8gTz)

84 54 Shit, I can't believe I wrote Commander-in-Troll instead of Troller-in-Chief....

That's bad and I should feel bad...
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 06, 2020 03:02 PM (jjaLl)


Heh. I bet he'd smile and thank you.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 06, 2020 03:05 PM (8C7+r)

85 The DC Fuckwads

Posted by: Bonecrusher at July 06, 2020 03:05 PM (JNTt1)

86 56 OAN is reporting that sewage samples from around the world seem to indicate that COVID19 has been in circulation since February ... of 2019.
Posted by: Grump928© at July 06, 2020 03:02 PM (yQpMk)

-------

How is that determined.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 06, 2020 03:05 PM (jUVms)

87 dammit Neville
You were supposed to say Washington Commies.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 06, 2020 03:05 PM (3SIUH)

88 Any name the redskins choose is gonna have to lose the Washington... He was a racist slave owner who must be destroyed

The Seat of Government ... Climate Pledge!

Posted by: Roger Goodell, beaming proudly at July 06, 2020 03:05 PM (h5TKJ)

89 -------

How is that determined.
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 06, 2020 03:05 PM (jUVms)

That's what I wondered

Posted by: It's me donna at July 06, 2020 03:05 PM (Zmnko)

90 More news sports fans...Kapernick signed. Yep, that's right, everybody's favorite taxi squad QB signed a big deal with....Disney. Disney affiliate ESPN is set to give him the Jordan slobber.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 06, 2020 03:06 PM (ja/kn)

91 Washington Beltway Bandits!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 06, 2020 03:06 PM (axyOa)

92 I see MS. Lindsey is butt hurt over the Bubba Wallace tweet... Says Wallace doesn't have anything to apologize for...
Posted by: It's me donna at July 06, 2020 03:04 PM (Zmnko)


Lindsey needs a date with Harry Reid's exercise belt.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 06, 2020 03:06 PM (2JVJo)

93 27 It's going to be the Cleveland Spiders again, isn't it?

*runs off sobbing*

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 06, 2020 02:59 PM (GbPPJ)

Wait until you see the logo!

They were nicknamed the Babes for a few years in their history, but that would upset the feminazis

Posted by: S.E. Cupp at July 06, 2020 03:06 PM (qAR6u)

94 That's funny.

Build the wall.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at July 06, 2020 03:06 PM (HhaYz)

95 I mean, Yawkey *was* a racist and he shouldn't be in the Hall of Fame,
but renaming Yawkey Way was dumb. And Yawkey was punished for his racism
during his lifetime - by refusing to integrate, he set the Red Sox back
decades in becoming a contender again. Red Sox had first crack at
Willie Mays, wouldn't sign him because of his skin color. Oops. Could
have had Mays and Williams in the same OF for over a decade.

----------

An owner that reflected the values of his city.

Posted by: CDC at July 06, 2020 03:06 PM (sX1BW)

96 Willowed, should be past 100 by the time this is posted.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 06, 2020 02:53 PM (ISMj3)

There's a method of plying yarn that was commonly called "Navajo plying" because they developed it for use with their spindles. The last few years it has been changed to "chain plying", so as not to be 'offensive'. Chain plying *is* an accurate term, but in a move that claims to be for the benefit of the Navajo, it actually erases them and their contribution (and it's not like they have so much going for them that they can afford to lose any legitimate recognition).

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 06, 2020 03:06 PM (uquGJ)

97 It's going to be the Cleveland Spiders again, isn't it?

*runs off sobbing*
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 06, 2020 02:59 PM (GbPPJ)

Cleveland Wild Things?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 06, 2020 03:06 PM (SgjGX)

98 Washington Deep State

Wear all black (with pinstripes?) w/a spy vs. spy type mask wearing a black hat IYKWIM

Posted by: Lizzy at July 06, 2020 03:06 PM (bDqIh)

99
I find boobs and hysteria oddly attractive, and would enjoy a subscription to your illustrated newsletter.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 06, 2020 03:04 PM (2JVJo)


*smishes*

The clock needs to run out on Sullivan being a child and refusing to grant the writ of mandamus so it will go into effect automatically and then I can post VT3.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 06, 2020 03:06 PM (GbPPJ)

100 How about the Washington beta males

Posted by: An Observation at July 06, 2020 03:06 PM (DljYC)

101 Damn...some hellacious fiddling going on up in Heaven right now.
RIP Charlie!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 06, 2020 03:06 PM (axyOa)

102 Is anyone even gonna watch them? Are they having a football season ?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 06, 2020 03:06 PM (Zmnko)

103 Hey, weren't all "Yankees" white?

Seems like someone should do something about that.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 06, 2020 03:07 PM (xfb67)

104 CLE SS Francisco Lindor:

"If changing the name brings more love and more peace to society, I'm open to the change of names."

So naive. Changing the name will do nothing to bring love and peace. Surrendering to terrorists never does. It leads to submission in society. Submission to the demands of terrorists and oppressors.

This is why athletes should stick to sports. They are nothing but multi-millionaires who live in a bubble and have absolutely no idea of what goes on in the real world for the average person.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 06, 2020 03:07 PM (Do5/p)

105 Disney affiliate ESPN is set to give him the Jordan slobber.
Posted by: occam's brassiere

Ew.

Posted by: JT at July 06, 2020 03:07 PM (arJlL)

106 Hamilton: 4 years from play to film.

Already out-of-date.

Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2020 03:07 PM (Eicbe)

107 Just call it as it is- Washington Dickheads

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 06, 2020 03:07 PM (9Om/r)

108 Washington Palefaces would be a 180. Though to be accurate they would have to be named Washington Paleface.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 06, 2020 03:07 PM (FeOTH)

109 They do genetic tests of sewage samples. Not sure about the reliability of this method for various kinds of conclusions - might be valid for all, might not be.

Feb. '19 will have to be squared with Wuhan lab events and timing of this outbreak, though, which looks challenging.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 06, 2020 03:07 PM (El6T/)

110 99
I find boobs and hysteria oddly attractive, and would enjoy a subscription to your illustrated newsletter.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 06, 2020 03:04 PM (2JVJo)

*smishes*

The clock needs to run out on Sullivan being a child and refusing to grant the writ of mandamus so it will go into effect automatically and then I can post VT3.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 06, 2020 03:06 PM (GbPPJ)

==========

Two VTs for effectively the same thing?

Is Flynn a booty call of yours or something?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 06, 2020 03:07 PM (LvTSG)

111 I see MS. Lindsey is butt hurt over the Bubba Wallace tweet


Buh BUH!

Posted by: Forrest Graham at July 06, 2020 03:08 PM (3SIUH)

112 They really will come up with something politically virtuous.

The Washington Equals

The Washington Inclusives

The DC Snipers

Wait, that last one prolly won't work

Posted by: MJ at July 06, 2020 03:08 PM (gAMkn)

113 The Cleveland Lake Afire

Posted by: JT at July 06, 2020 03:08 PM (arJlL)

114 The D.C. Dickless

Posted by: Priapism at July 06, 2020 03:08 PM (2cfUo)

115 The Potomac River Otters

Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at July 06, 2020 03:08 PM (in24S)

116 The vikings enslaved my ancestors (I assume, having a genetic background of the UK and western europe).

Why is it OK for Minnesota to have a team name of slave-owners? Is only people with black slaves that are bad?

(Not that I care, but their rules.)

Posted by: lymond at July 06, 2020 03:08 PM (Jvjtu)

117 Well, was almost past 100. You guys got slow all of a sudden.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 06, 2020 03:08 PM (uquGJ)

118 Why does Lindor care? He's getting traded this year.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 06, 2020 03:08 PM (icI8A)

119 Troll level: Wizard.

Posted by: Venus at July 06, 2020 03:08 PM (iYXhj)

120 Washington Not Who We Ares

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 06, 2020 03:08 PM (xfb67)

121 Name 'em after the 46th President Joe Biden.

The Bleeding Eyeballs.

Posted by: MJ at July 06, 2020 03:08 PM (gAMkn)

122 "If changing the name brings more love and more peace to society, I'm open to the change of names."
---------

What about wins and titles?

Posted by: SH at July 06, 2020 03:08 PM (sX1BW)

123 Cleveland should organize a poll for new team names. Steamers probably comes in first, followed closely by Baseballteam McBaseballteamfaces.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at July 06, 2020 03:08 PM (hXJAA)

124 They can call it whatever they want.

I won't watch it.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 06, 2020 03:08 PM (3SIUH)

125 I guess the Washington Sambos has no chance.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 06, 2020 03:08 PM (sWM8x)

126 Epic troll. Gotta love Two Scoops. He brought the covfefe with that one.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 06, 2020 03:08 PM (Jx5Qs)

127 The Washington Colluders

Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2020 03:09 PM (ZLI7S)

128 The Washington Foreign Agents (nicknamed "the FARAs")

Posted by: Lizzy at July 06, 2020 03:09 PM (bDqIh)

129 Ok let's see if the morons can game this one out...

I young recruit of hispanic claim disappeared from Ft Hood in April.

In late May a young black soldier who she had complained about committed suicide when he was asked a few questions about her whereabouts.

Over this past weekend his estranged wife of caucasian persuasion but with an hispanic surname was booked on charges of mutilating a corpse. She admitted helping him dispose of said dead girl.

The task is to sort out the racial angle that can be used to denigrate whites. Please show your work.

Posted by: DanMan at July 06, 2020 03:09 PM (XTiHL)

130 That's the part I don't get, I would be fine if a team had a name of the Whiteskins or the Rednecks. Big deal.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 06, 2020 03:09 PM (r+sAi)

131 Come on..Washington Scalpers amirite?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 06, 2020 03:09 PM (Jx5Qs)

132 To PDT:

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 06, 2020 03:10 PM (5kpOR)

133 I see MS. Lindsey is butt hurt over the Bubba Wallace tweet... Says Wallace doesn't have anything to apologize for...
Posted by: It's me donna at July 06, 2020 03:04 PM (Zmnko)

Lindsey needs a date with Harry Reid's exercise belt.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 06, 2020 03:06 PM (2JVJo)


I thought of various derogatory things to say about the McCain level sellout but your comment is hard to improve upon.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 06, 2020 03:10 PM (y7DUB)

134 How about the Washington Unicorns?

Posted by: An Observation at July 06, 2020 03:10 PM (DljYC)

135 The Washington Sources

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 06, 2020 03:10 PM (SgjGX)

136 I don't ever remember getting huge hail like thus

Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 06, 2020 03:10 PM (OCRKH)

137 CLE SS Francisco Lindor:

"If changing the name brings more love and more peace to society, I'm open to the change of names."



This was supposed to be Lindor's huge year so he would get a nine figure contract which means he wasn't going to be staying in Cleveland anyway.

I'm not saying that as a slam on Lindor, it's just the brutal economic truth that Cleveland can't afford to pay him what he would command on the market and thus the big argument was supposed to be how soon do you trade him to at least get value.

Instead we have the Wuhans.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 06, 2020 03:10 PM (GbPPJ)

138 131 Come on..Washington Scalpers amirite?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 06, 2020 03:09 PM (Jx5Qs)

Their fight song is called "Whomp 'em!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 06, 2020 03:10 PM (6FeV1)

139 Name 'em after the 46th President Joe Biden.

Posted by: MJ at July 06, 2020 03:08 PM (gAMkn)
---
The Badtouches?

Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2020 03:10 PM (Eicbe)

140 Just call them what they are... The mediocres .

Posted by: It's me donna at July 06, 2020 03:10 PM (Zmnko)

141 The Washington Marionberries

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 06, 2020 03:10 PM (SgjGX)

142 129 Ok let's see if the morons can game this one out...

I young recruit of hispanic claim disappeared from Ft Hood in April.

In late May a young black soldier who she had complained about committed suicide when he was asked a few questions about her whereabouts.

Over this past weekend his estranged wife of caucasian persuasion but with an hispanic surname was booked on charges of mutilating a corpse. She admitted helping him dispose of said dead girl.

The task is to sort out the racial angle that can be used to denigrate whites. Please show your work.
Posted by: DanMan at July 06, 2020 03:09 PM (XTiHL)

==========

*scribbles for a while*

*ponders*

Systemic racism.

*hands in test*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 06, 2020 03:10 PM (LvTSG)

143 "Cleveland should organize a poll for new team names. Steamers probably comes in first, followed closely by Baseballteam McBaseballteamfaces.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at July 06, 2020 03:08 PM (hXJAA)"

Bit of history: Know how the Indians got their name?

A newspaper poll. 100% serious. And why did they pick Indians?

Because of the Miracle Braves, who just won the 1914 WS over the dominant team of the era, Connie Mack's Philadelphia A's. They wanted to capture some of the "magic." Five years later they won their first WS.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 06, 2020 03:10 PM (icI8A)

144 Changing to The Washington Guilty-As-Charged White Imperialists.

Posted by: zombie at July 06, 2020 03:10 PM (HEEq1)

145 I mean, Yawkey *was* a racist and he shouldn't be in the Hall of Fame,
but renaming Yawkey Way was dumb. And Yawkey was punished for his racism
during his lifetime - by refusing to integrate, he set the Red Sox back
decades in becoming a contender again. Red Sox had first crack at
Willie Mays, wouldn't sign him because of his skin color. Oops. Could
have had Mays and Williams in the same OF for over a decade.

----------

An owner that reflected the values of his city.
Posted by: CDC at July 06, 2020 03:06 PM (sX1BW)


Massachusetts General Hospital still boasts the Tom and Jean Yawkey Cancer Center, though they refer to it only as the Yawkey Cancer Center.

And there just happens to be a Tom Yawkey Wildlife Center in Georgetown SC. They must not have got the memo.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 06, 2020 03:11 PM (2JVJo)

146 How is that determined.


My understanding is that city wastewater plants take daily samples for testing, and retain them for some extended period. Knowing what to look for, scientists are find that people were shitting the virus back in 2019 in several European nations.


Unless the samples have become contaminated. I would guess that to be a possibility.

Posted by: Grump928© at July 06, 2020 03:11 PM (yQpMk)

147 135 The Washington Sources
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 06, 2020 03:10 PM (SgjGX)

No surnames or numbers on their jerseys....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 06, 2020 03:11 PM (6FeV1)

148 Good thing I bought a copy of "Major League" already. I'm sure the film will be disappeared.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 06, 2020 03:11 PM (dfRN6)

149 136 I don't ever remember getting huge hail like thus
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 06, 2020 03:10 PM (OCRKH)

One famous hail storm in Fort Worth a few years back knocked out 50,000 windshields in 15 minutes.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 06, 2020 03:11 PM (Kpl3J)

150 >>The DC Snipers

Hey now! I lived through that, and. . eh, whatever.

Think the Washington ANTHRAX sounds more badass, though

Posted by: Lizzy at July 06, 2020 03:11 PM (bDqIh)

151 This was too good to be willowed-



"We will make sure to get rid of all mascots/names/brands that have black people and natives on them." - Woke Lefties



"Fuck yeah! Everything should be named for white people, the best race." - Actual white supremacists everywhere

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 06, 2020 02:57 PM (icI8A)


Thats right where it's heading. Wipe out everything that isn't white, so in 10,000 years from now when little grey alien archaeologists exploring earth can't find a fucking trace of anything other than white they're going to submit their report- Earth: one white motherfucker.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 06, 2020 03:11 PM (9Om/r)

152 Welp I've boycotted the Goodell Football League for three seasons so adding the ChiCom Basketball Association and MLB shouldn't be a problem. At least my last baseball memory can be the Nats beating the cheaters and celebrating it with the Golden Scalpweasel.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 06, 2020 03:02 PM (y7DUB)


Pretty soon I'm not going to care, but I do take some joy in knowing the Washington Nationals waited until after they got rid of Dusty Baker and Bryce Harper before winning it.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 06, 2020 03:11 PM (hku12)

153 34 The Cleveland Smell
Posted by: Archer at July 06, 2020 03:00 PM (gmo/4)


Honestly, I went through the Flats a lot as a kid back when the Cuyahoga was orange colored. NO COMPARISON to Gary, IN.

Dad was a Superintendent at the salt mine in CLE and I went with when he worked on a Saturday. Grandma live in Germantown in CHI, so we drove by the US Steel plant in Gary when we went to visit.

Worked in the mine on breaks in HS and college.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 06, 2020 03:11 PM (8C7+r)

154 Its not just that they will change the name, they will then have to ban the logo from ever being worn at their parks altogether, prevent people from wearing the shirt and the hats and the jackets and all things related to it. Because the currency of virtue signaling lacks in the currency department.

Posted by: SH at July 06, 2020 03:11 PM (sX1BW)

155 139 Name 'em after the 46th President Joe Biden.

Posted by: MJ at July 06, 2020 03:08 PM (gAMkn)
---
The Badtouches?
Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2020 03:10 PM (Eicbe)

=========

The sexknuckles.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 06, 2020 03:11 PM (LvTSG)

156 So changing the name of the Redskins and the Indians might please some activists, most of them not full blooded NA's

But I don't think the folks living on the reservations with the poverty, drug abuse, high unemployment, and general ennui give a rat's ass what a team calls itself

There's an old joke among some Plains tribes that Custer was once the head of the Bureau of Indian Affairs, and before he left for the Little Big Horn he gave them this order;

"Don't do anything until I get back"

Posted by: kbdabear at July 06, 2020 03:11 PM (qAR6u)

157 New Name: The Cleveland Clovis Men.

Posted by: zombie at July 06, 2020 03:11 PM (HEEq1)

158 @chillum

Ghislaine Maxwell 'has secret stash of Jeffrey Epstein's sex tapes' - Daily Mail

#BenghaziAintGoingAway

Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2020 03:11 PM (ZLI7S)

159 Washington Sexy Young Interns

Posted by: Downcast at July 06, 2020 03:11 PM (vmF2H)

160 Renaming the Redskins is easy ...

Washington Deficits ($)

In DC everybody loves a deficit

Posted by: SMOD at July 06, 2020 03:11 PM (3aI0K)

161 The Cleveland AtC's

Posted by: JT at July 06, 2020 03:11 PM (arJlL)

162 The Washington Aristocrats!

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 06, 2020 03:12 PM (sWM8x)

163 If changing the name brings more love and more peace to society, I'm open to the change of names."
---------

What about wins and titles?
Posted by: SH at July 06, 2020 03:08 PM (sX1BW)
------
I read that as "wins and titties". I think I like my reading better.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 06, 2020 03:12 PM (4zyav)

164 The Cleveland VT's

Posted by: JT at July 06, 2020 03:12 PM (arJlL)

165 They're going to name it something cringey and gay, like "Cleveland Heroic Nurses"

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at July 06, 2020 03:12 PM (HhaYz)

166 The Washington Whatevers

Posted by: teh wind at July 06, 2020 03:12 PM (fVZkX)

167 The vikings enslaved my ancestors (I assume, having a genetic background of the UK and western europe).


The Vikings weren't big on slavery. A captive here or there for housekeeping and comfort, maybe.

They did do a lot of rape, including certainly of my ancestors, which means I'm part Viking so I want reparations from myself.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 06, 2020 03:12 PM (gd9RK)

168 Cleveland Riverfire

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 06, 2020 03:12 PM (SgjGX)

169 Washington Vegans.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 06, 2020 03:12 PM (Jx5Qs)

170 Cleveland should organize a poll for new team names. Steamers probably comes in first, followed closely by Baseballteam McBaseballteamfaces.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at July 06, 2020 03:08 PM (hXJAA)


If we are doing this stupid thing, Wild Things would be fantastic.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 06, 2020 03:12 PM (GbPPJ)

171 How about we change the name to the dollar signs, just in time for Lindor to sign his $400 million dollar contract with the Yankees or Angels or Dodgers?

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 06, 2020 03:12 PM (icI8A)

172 136
I don't ever remember getting huge hail like thus

Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 06, 2020 03:10 PM (OCRKH)

I hope it's not coming our way, and I hope you will be spared hail damage.

Posted by: kallisto at July 06, 2020 03:12 PM (DJFLF)

173 Name 'em after the 46th President Joe Biden.

Posted by: MJ at July 06, 2020 03:08 PM (gAMkn)
---
The Badtouches?
Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2020 03:10 PM (Eicbe)

=========

The sexknuckles.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 06, 2020 03:11 PM (LvTSG)
---

Hairy Legs

Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2020 03:12 PM (Eicbe)

174 Ok let's see if the morons can game this one out...



I young recruit of hispanic claim disappeared from Ft Hood in April.



In late May a young black soldier who she had complained about
committed suicide when he was asked a few questions about her
whereabouts.



Over this past weekend his estranged wife of caucasian persuasion
but with an hispanic surname was booked on charges of mutilating a
corpse. She admitted helping him dispose of said dead girl.



The task is to sort out the racial angle that can be used to denigrate whites. Please show your work.
------------

This is why we need to change the name of Fort Hood.

And Trump won't let us.
That was pretty easy.

Posted by: SH at July 06, 2020 03:12 PM (sX1BW)

175 I read that as "wins and titties".
Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B.

Fistbump

Posted by: JT at July 06, 2020 03:13 PM (arJlL)

176 165
They're going to name it something cringey and gay, like "Cleveland Heroic Nurses"

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at July 06, 2020 03:12 PM (HhaYz)

Hey!

Posted by: Heroic Teachers at July 06, 2020 03:13 PM (Jx5Qs)

177 Cleveland Imans for the win!

Posted by: The Walking Dude at July 06, 2020 03:13 PM (cCxiu)

178 I have a compromise name for Cleveland between people who want to retain the Indian connection and others that do not want that connection but want something that reflects Cleveland.

Cleveland Firewater

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 06, 2020 03:13 PM (FeOTH)

179 The task is to sort out the racial angle that can be used to denigrate whites. Please show your work.
Posted by: DanMan at July 06, 2020 03:09 PM (XTiHL)

#OrangeManBAD!

Posted by: Bete at July 06, 2020 03:13 PM (Ojki1)

180 Washington Guppies

Posted by: azalea city at July 06, 2020 03:13 PM (WX+x0)

181 I still miss the novelty song, "Merry Christmas in the NFL" (Sample lyric: Hey, there's Pete Rozelle! Here's a helmet / a whistle too / and cheerleader pictures autographed for you! )

Posted by: PaddyBeaner at July 06, 2020 03:13 PM (Ik+k6)

182 DC Destroyers




Posted by: DitkaCA at July 06, 2020 03:04 PM (kVjCi)

How very apropos!!!

Posted by: ... at July 06, 2020 03:13 PM (ffond)

183 The Cleveland Mistakes

Cleveland is the original "Mistake By The Lake"

Posted by: SMOD at July 06, 2020 03:13 PM (3aI0K)

184 The DC Impeachers

Posted by: BluesFish at July 06, 2020 03:13 PM (xu5iA)

185 if Kansas City needs a new mascot name, I have a suggestion

Posted by: Burton Gilliam at July 06, 2020 03:13 PM (nFwvY)

186 Navajos actually use the technique for the edging of their blankets as it makes a three ply yarn. And we can't call it Kitchner stitch when grafting, for some reason.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 06, 2020 03:13 PM (YynYJ)

187 Why don't they let the fans vote on whether to change the name?

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 06, 2020 03:13 PM (dUJdY)

188 Washington Kaeperniks.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 06, 2020 02:58 PM (svbBD)


Today, after watching some a-hole in a Tesla run a red light, cut me off as I'm making a left turn and then takes the parking spot I was looking at! GRRRRR.

So, I drive around to the other side - and the #$%&! $#%^&ing c*&ksucker pulls through and takes THAT spot! (so he can make a bat-escape) So, I drive around AGAIN and take the spot I was originally going to take. Meanwhile the $%$& j*zz-guzzling $%&*@ finally finishes texting.

This aged man-bun hippy gets out with an "I'm with Kaep" shirt (silhouette of afro-lube kneeling) and waddles away in his Birkenstocks on his way to Starbucks.

I've seriously not come that close to decking somebody for a long, long time. I mean, really close. Keying his car also seemed a viable option, but I restrained myself. I will remember him though. Too bad dark blue S Model Teslas are a dime a dozen here.

Posted by: clutch cargo at July 06, 2020 03:13 PM (8B6Ng)

189 The Washington Essential Workers

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 06, 2020 03:13 PM (3SIUH)

190 Washington Felons
Cleveland Correctional Inmates
Seattle Shives
Oakland Solitaires
New England Handcuffs
Baltimore Batons

The National Felons League

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 06, 2020 03:13 PM (5kpOR)

191 The task is to sort out the racial angle that can be used to denigrate whites. Please show your work.
Posted by: DanMan at July 06, 2020 03:09 PM (XTiHL)


Simple. Driven to distraction and despair by the name of Fort Hood.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 06, 2020 03:13 PM (2JVJo)

192 The Washington Slaves?

Posted by: An Observation at July 06, 2020 03:13 PM (DljYC)

193 If we are doing this stupid thing, Wild Things would be fantastic.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 06, 2020 03:12 PM (GbPPJ)


If they did we'd all have to agree as a nation to tell every future generations that the name was changed in honor of Ricky Vaughn, the guy in that baseball documentary...

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 06, 2020 03:13 PM (SgjGX)

194 Chiefs just signed Mahomes to a 10 year contract extension so that means he's signed to 2031 (his contract went to 2021) and it seems unpossible that 2031 is 11 years from now and not the distant future.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 06, 2020 03:13 PM (GbPPJ)

195 Chain plying *is* an accurate term, but in a move that claims to be for the benefit of the Navajo, it actually erases them and their contribution (and it's not like they have so much going for them that they can afford to lose any legitimate recognition).

There's a Japanese minority-- the Ainu, I think-- who long been persecuted, discriminated against, etc. Their civil-rights-movement-equivalent, in an attempt to diminish racist hate speech, apparently end up getting a law passed that discouraged usage of their name (IIRC), effectively silencing them/removing them from history.

I gotta look it up again-- I'm not nearly as confident of the details as when I started typing.

Maybe someone else can set me straight.

(anyway, the moral of the story, like a bunch of my stories, is that many groups of foreigners are super-racist.)

Posted by: Lance McCormick, apparently approaching senility at July 06, 2020 03:13 PM (l8gTz)

196 There is a guest post over at GP (I know, grain of salt) saying that this virus was identified by the Chinese in 2014.

Likely confusing strains of coronavirus. Saying "coronavirus" is like saying "feline" -- it covers everything from housecat to Bengal tiger.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 06, 2020 03:14 PM (naEeR)

197 The Cleveland Steamer.

Posted by: zombie at July 06, 2020 03:14 PM (HEEq1)

198 The dark and divisive Washington Pajama Boys

Posted by: SMOD at July 06, 2020 03:14 PM (3aI0K)

199 Washington Socialists

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Civilly Disobedient at July 06, 2020 03:14 PM (3H9h1)

200 If they don't call them the Washington Black Lives who are officially required to win every game, the NFL is racist.

Why are they required to win every game? Because Black Lives have to *matter*, racist.

Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2020 03:14 PM (Eicbe)

201 DJT's Office of Twitter Shaming just hit a homerun.

Posted by: Butter Nutt at July 06, 2020 03:14 PM (hczC1)

202 How about

Capitol City Cuckolds!

Posted by: rd at July 06, 2020 03:14 PM (+0uDE)

203 What about wins and titles?

Posted by: SH at July 06, 2020 03:08 PM (sX1BW)

------

I read that as "wins and titties". I think I like my reading better.
----------
The former brings out the latter.

Posted by: SH at July 06, 2020 03:14 PM (sX1BW)

204 Cleveland Steamers

Posted by: BluesFish at July 06, 2020 03:14 PM (xu5iA)

205 Pretty soon I'm not going to care, but I do take some joy in knowing the Washington Nationals waited until after they got rid of Dusty Baker and Bryce Harper before winning it.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 06, 2020 03:11 PM (hku12)


Bang spot on, although how Dusty managed to not burn out Stras and Max was a history defying phenomenon.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 06, 2020 03:14 PM (y7DUB)

206 I'm surprised the GOP isn't pushing legislation to create a commission To Change All The Names!!!!, seeing it as Braun see's it, a cunning Judo move against the neo-marxists.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 06, 2020 03:14 PM (CCeYA)

207 Washington Wahoos.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 06, 2020 03:14 PM (Jx5Qs)

208 The Cleveland Indentured Servants

Posted by: torabora at July 06, 2020 03:14 PM (Z5jS/)

209 137

Instead we have the Wuhans.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 06, 2020 03:10 PM (GbPPJ)


Better the Wuhans than the Wahooans!
/sarc

Hmmm, "Last of the Wahooans"? I could sign up for that.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf who's day drinking, because off the whole week... at July 06, 2020 03:15 PM (8C7+r)

210 Washington Presidents with a picture of PDT on the helmet!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 06, 2020 03:15 PM (5kpOR)

211 The Washington Nob-Profits

Posted by: SMOD at July 06, 2020 03:15 PM (3aI0K)

212 Washington Sexy Young Interns

Oooo, how young, exactly?

Posted by: Joe B. from Scranton at July 06, 2020 03:15 PM (2M/TV)

213 143 "Cleveland should organize a poll for new team names. Steamers probably comes in first, followed closely by Baseballteam McBaseballteamfaces.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at July 06, 2020 03:08 PM (hXJAA)"

Bit of history: Know how the Indians got their name?

A newspaper poll. 100% serious. And why did they pick Indians?

Because of the Miracle Braves, who just won the 1914 WS over the dominant team of the era, Connie Mack's Philadelphia A's. They wanted to capture some of the "magic." Five years later they won their first WS.
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 06, 2020 03:10 PM (icI8A)

...So the city of Cleveland is racist, and as such owes racial reparations.

Oh, and the newspaper that ran the poll, if it is still around, must be burned to the ground.

I didn't make the rules.

Posted by: Bete at July 06, 2020 03:15 PM (Ojki1)

214 How about just the Cleveland Clinics? They own half the city anyway.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 06, 2020 03:15 PM (icI8A)

215 196 There is a guest post over at GP (I know, grain of salt) saying that this virus was identified by the Chinese in 2014.

Likely confusing strains of coronavirus. Saying "coronavirus" is like saying "feline" -- it covers everything from housecat to Bengal tiger.
Posted by: Rob Crawford


...to Julie Newmar.

Posted by: zombie at July 06, 2020 03:15 PM (HEEq1)

216 New England Ladies of the Night

Posted by: torabora at July 06, 2020 03:15 PM (Z5jS/)

217 Washington Gamblers...works on a lot of levels

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 06, 2020 03:15 PM (ja/kn)

218 Washington Watermelons

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 06, 2020 03:15 PM (Jx5Qs)

219 We can keep calling them the Indians and Redskins by the way.

Posted by: ... at July 06, 2020 03:15 PM (ffond)

220 Cleveland Basement Dwellers

Posted by: rickb223 at July 06, 2020 03:15 PM (iUBwE)

221 Hamilton: 4 years from play to film.

Already out-of-date.
Posted by: Axemanp


Especially considering 1776 was released in 1972

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 06, 2020 03:15 PM (L6ZYH)

222 The Cleveland Mistakes

Is that like The French Mistake ?

Posted by: JT at July 06, 2020 03:15 PM (arJlL)

223 Troll Level: Galactic Overlord Donald John Trump

Posted by: Nom de Blog at July 06, 2020 03:15 PM (hYUjK)

224 The Cleveland Rocks

Posted by: garrett at July 06, 2020 03:15 PM (DD0DY)

225 Maybe this is too obvious to suggest, the Redskins and Indians should work with the local tribes on naming/logo rights and a portion of the sales goes to the tribe. Washington Accohannock or Cleveland Senecas, anyone?

Posted by: MLD at July 06, 2020 03:15 PM (/vhZ9)

226 The Washington All Lives Matter

Posted by: SMOD at July 06, 2020 03:15 PM (3aI0K)

227 Washington Hand Washers

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 06, 2020 03:15 PM (Jx5Qs)

228 Team names all need to change. They're all *extremely* problematic, except for possibly the Oklahoma City Thunder. It's a purely natural phenomenon, but could also be triggering. The one is ambiguous.

Team names *all* need to be changed to reflect their locales' progressive motivation. Two examples of possible outcomes.
Denver:
- Denver Kneelers (football)
- Denver High Plains (basketball)
- Colorado Cultural Revolution (baseball)

Portland:
- Portland Antifa (basketball)

Washington, DC:
- Washington Appeasers (football)
- Washington Corruption (baseball)

etc.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2020 03:16 PM (hYcqw)

229 217 Washington Gamblers...works on a lot of levels

yeah... maybe The Casinos...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 06, 2020 03:16 PM (Zmnko)

230 The Washington Eunuchs

Posted by: Priapism at July 06, 2020 03:16 PM (2cfUo)

231 The Washington Bitch Set Me Ups

Posted by: DB- just DB at July 06, 2020 03:16 PM (iTXRQ)

232 There is a guest post over at GP (I know, grain of salt) saying that this virus was identified by the Chinese in 2014.

Likely confusing strains of coronavirus. Saying "coronavirus" is like saying "feline" -- it covers everything from housecat to Bengal tiger.
Posted by: Rob Crawford

...to Julie Newmar.
Posted by: zombie


Rowr.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 06, 2020 03:16 PM (iUBwE)

233 I fear Sullivan is going to do nothing with the case, and hope that the Full Circuit agrees to rehear it en banc. If they do that, they can fiddle fart around with Flynn til next summer.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 06, 2020 03:16 PM (Kpl3J)

234 Washington Walleyes

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 06, 2020 03:16 PM (Jx5Qs)

235 Washington Guppies

Appropriate -- guppies have apparently gone from simple-to-keep, nearly unkillable starter fish to highly in-bred wilting flowers that take real skill.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 06, 2020 03:16 PM (naEeR)

236 Do not care what they name themselves.

NFL, NBA, MLB can all DIAF.

Posted by: SMH at July 06, 2020 03:16 PM (RU4sa)

237 Los Angeles Antifas

Posted by: torabora at July 06, 2020 03:16 PM (Z5jS/)

238 Yay, a tweet! We're saved!

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at July 06, 2020 03:16 PM (K8NTb)

239 The Cleveland Tomato.

Posted by: zombie at July 06, 2020 03:16 PM (HEEq1)

240 Bit of history: Know how the Indians got their name?

A newspaper poll. 100% serious. And why did they pick Indians?

Because of the Miracle Braves, who just won the 1914 WS over the dominant team of the era, Connie Mack's Philadelphia A's. They wanted to capture some of the "magic." Five years later they won their first WS.
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 06, 2020 03:10 PM (icI8A)


I had the pleasure of seeing a game at the old "mistake by the lake" stadium. Specifically went to Cleveland for that one purpose.

And much like the first time I saw Mt. Rushmore, as I approached and saw the great big head of Chief Wahoo, it was magical and wondrous.

The game?

Terrible. Indians blew a lead late, went to extra innings, and I got to experience THAT joy, of seeing the fog roll in.

Late April, as I recall. Fairly warm early on. Later, not so much.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 06, 2020 03:16 PM (hku12)

241 The atheists are going to demand the Los Angeles Angels.change their name. It's kind of redundant anyway right?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 06, 2020 03:16 PM (FeOTH)

242 The Washington Epsteins

Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at July 06, 2020 03:16 PM (in24S)

243 The Washington Bitch Set Me Up.

A little wordy, but I'm sure we could get used to it.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 06, 2020 03:17 PM (dfRN6)

244 Washington Bed Wetters

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 06, 2020 03:17 PM (Jx5Qs)

245 Washington Basement Dwellers.

Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2020 03:17 PM (Eicbe)

246 Los Angeles Antifas
Posted by: torabora at July 06, 2020 03:16 PM (Z5jS/)
+++++++++++++
Portland. Portland is their capital city.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2020 03:17 PM (hYcqw)

247 188 Washington Kaeperniks.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 06, 2020 02:58 PM (svbBD)

Today, after watching some a-hole in a Tesla run a red light, cut me off as I'm making a left turn and then takes the parking spot I was looking at! GRRRRR.

So, I drive around to the other side - and the #$%&! $#%^&ing c*&ksucker pulls through and takes THAT spot! (so he can make a bat-escape) So, I drive around AGAIN and take the spot I was originally going to take. Meanwhile the $%$& j*zz-guzzling $%&*@ finally finishes texting.

This aged man-bun hippy gets out with an "I'm with Kaep" shirt (silhouette of afro-lube kneeling) and waddles away in his Birkenstocks on his way to Starbucks.

I've seriously not come that close to decking somebody for a long, long time. I mean, really close. Keying his car also seemed a viable option, but I restrained myself. I will remember him though. Too bad dark blue S Model Teslas are a dime a dozen here.
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 06, 2020 03:13 PM (8B6Ng)


Need to make a dongle that you can plug into a power port that will fry the batteries.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf who's day drinking, because off the whole week... at July 06, 2020 03:17 PM (8C7+r)

248 Why don't they let the fans vote on whether to change the name?
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 06, 2020 03:13 PM (dUJdY)


Because fans would vote for no change. Overwhelmingly. This is being imposed by Top Men.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 06, 2020 03:17 PM (y7DUB)

249 The Washington Felons

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2020 03:17 PM (hYcqw)

250 San Francisco Butt Slammers

Posted by: torabora at July 06, 2020 03:17 PM (Z5jS/)

251 Ghislaine Maxwell 'has secret stash of Jeffrey Epstein's sex tapes' - Daily Mail


Okay, take two weeks off the schedule.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 06, 2020 03:17 PM (oVJmc)

252 The MFM has something new for me to be afraid of. There is a coin shortage!!!!!! How will I survive without the ability to use dimes and quarters. Thanks a lot Drumpf!

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at July 06, 2020 03:17 PM (/UAb3)

253 All teams can only be numbers so as to not offend or trigger.
The Washington 1
NY 2
Boston 3

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 06, 2020 03:17 PM (ht+WZ)

254 So the name Washington Tax Farmers, has already nixxed??

Posted by: just an idea, so don't judge me! at July 06, 2020 03:17 PM (/LQkF)

255 Team names all need to change. They're all *extremely* problematic

I think the Cincinnati Reds are acceptable.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 06, 2020 03:17 PM (naEeR)

256 The Washington Indigenous People

Posted by: lorien1973 at July 06, 2020 03:17 PM (SpKeo)

257 238 Yay, a tweet! We're saved!
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at July 06, 2020 03:16 PM (K8NTb)

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lol

Posted by: SMH at July 06, 2020 03:17 PM (RU4sa)

258 And how comes those other football jerks from Ohio get to call themselves the Browns, huh? huh? huh?

That's disparaging, man!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 06, 2020 03:17 PM (6FeV1)

259 That Trump is dangerous for America, sure as I'm the Queen of England.

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 06, 2020 03:17 PM (ffond)

260 Do not care what they name themselves.

NFL, NBA, MLB can all DIAF.
Posted by: SMH

WHAT can I do to make you smile ?

(Be nice....)

Posted by: JT at July 06, 2020 03:18 PM (arJlL)

261 Washington Oatmeal

Washington Institutional Grays
Washington Blahs


Washington Drizzle

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 06, 2020 03:18 PM (3SIUH)

262
OAN is reporting that sewage samples from around the world seem to indicate that COVID19 has been in circulation since February ... of 2019.
Posted by: Grump928
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How is that determined?
Posted by: Seems Legit


Count the rings.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 06, 2020 03:18 PM (aKsyK)

263
The atheists are going to demand the Los Angeles Angels.change their name. It's kind of redundant anyway right?

---------

They should add another region identifier to their name.

Posted by: SH at July 06, 2020 03:18 PM (sX1BW)

264 The Cleveland Rocks.

Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2020 03:18 PM (Eicbe)

265 Name them after Obama :

The Washington Dog Eaters

Posted by: garrett at July 06, 2020 03:18 PM (DD0DY)

266 The Washington Overlords

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 06, 2020 03:18 PM (oVJmc)

267 BurtTC: Ah, the old Muni. Hard to believe once upon a time those 70K+ seats were actually all full. Indians became a national joke partially because of how sad it was to see that big old mausoleum, built for spectacle and for tens of thousands, with hardly over 5 or 6k at it, less than the fledgling Cavaliers were drawing in middle of nowhere Richfield, Ohio.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 06, 2020 03:18 PM (icI8A)

268 I so want the Redskins to go full blown politically correct. I not, only, want them to ditch their current name...I want them to choose something cringe worthy and embarrassing.

Washington Transgenders; Washington MeeToo's; Washington BLM's. Anything that will just piss off half of the country's population is fine with me. I encourage it.


Because I'm and Eagles fan.

Posted by: Orson at July 06, 2020 03:18 PM (E9oEV)

269 Maybe this is too obvious to suggest, the Redskins and Indians should work with the local tribes on naming/logo rights and a portion of the sales goes to the tribe. Washington Accohannock or Cleveland Senecas, anyone?
Posted by: MLD



Why? Tribes have nothing to do with the teams. No ownership. Nothing.

Change the name to Washington Cherry Blossoms and cut everyone out.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 06, 2020 03:19 PM (iUBwE)

270 Washington Satanists
Cleveland Steamers

Posted by: Chris M at July 06, 2020 03:19 PM (eAZVt)

271 Washington Elitists

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 06, 2020 03:19 PM (sWM8x)

272 The Beltway Chickenhawks

The Cleveland Cleavers

Posted by: Fritz at July 06, 2020 03:19 PM (95j/9)

273 How about we change the name to the dollar signs, just in time for Lindor to sign his $400 million dollar contract with the Yankees or Angels or Dodgers?
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 06, 2020 03:12 PM (icI8A)


My bet is the Dodgers.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 06, 2020 03:19 PM (GbPPJ)

274 He's back!

We better milk the most out of the next 4 years. I'm afraid it will be all Mittens and McCains after he leaves office

Posted by: Fen at July 06, 2020 03:19 PM (TNHVJ)

275 WHAT can I do to make you smile ?

(Be nice....)
Posted by: JT at July 06, 2020 03:18 PM (arJlL)

---

Tell me that SMOD is on the way.

Posted by: SMH at July 06, 2020 03:19 PM (RU4sa)

276 Seriously folks, they're going to take the name "Redskins," how much longer do you think "Washington" is going to last?

Posted by: BurtTC at July 06, 2020 03:19 PM (hku12)

277 Washington Lobbyists

Posted by: kallisto at July 06, 2020 03:19 PM (DJFLF)

278 Washington Watchamacallits

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 06, 2020 03:19 PM (Jx5Qs)

279
The Washington Indigenous People
Posted by: lorien1973


WIP it good!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 06, 2020 03:19 PM (aKsyK)

280 That Trump is dangerous for America, sure as I'm the Queen of England.
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 06, 2020 03:17 PM (ffond)
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Whoops. Off-sock.

Posted by: S. E. Cupp at July 06, 2020 03:19 PM (Eicbe)

281 OAN is reporting that sewage samples from around the world seem to
indicate that COVID19 has been in circulation since February ... of
2019.

Posted by: Grump928



No shit?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 06, 2020 03:19 PM (3SIUH)

282 Washington Assholes

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 06, 2020 03:19 PM (oVJmc)

283 Cleveland Browns must go as well. Because that is mocking brown people or something.


With any luck this will put an end to professional sports as we know it and most of the players will be slinging fries as McD's.






Posted by: Ripley at July 06, 2020 03:19 PM (MxEKc)

284 Cleveland Potholes



Them SOBs are right fierce.

Posted by: Butter Nutt at July 06, 2020 03:20 PM (hczC1)

285 The Washington Blacks. What did you think the name "Cleveland Browns" referred to? Or does that one need to change also?

Posted by: An Observation at July 06, 2020 03:20 PM (DljYC)

286 Merry Christmas in the NFL:

https://tinyurl.com/y7y2s6mu

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 06, 2020 03:20 PM (2JVJo)

287 I was bored yesterday late morning after drinking my coffee on the beach and flipped the channel over to CBS where they were replaying the Chiefs/Titans AFC Championship game from last year.

on the first commercial break there was no less than THREE different SJW WOKE BLM bullshit ads in a row.

TV off.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 06, 2020 03:20 PM (W2Pud)

288 274 He's back!

We better milk the most out of the next 4 years. I'm afraid it will be all Mittens and McCains after he leaves office
Posted by: Fen at July 06, 2020 03:19 PM (TNHVJ)

=========

If the Republican Party sees Trump as a success, we won't see a Romney clone make it past South Carolina in the Republican Primary for a generation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 06, 2020 03:20 PM (LvTSG)

289
My friends, we can work with this fine Senator, Elizabeth Warren.

Posted by: Zombie John McCain at July 06, 2020 03:20 PM (rQ/Vt)

290 There is a company that will work with sewer departments in cities and towns to de te nine Corona levels of the population. It is kinda cool how that can be done.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at July 06, 2020 03:20 PM (/UAb3)

291 >>The task is to sort out the racial angle that can be used to denigrate whites. Please show your work.


10 Reasons For Excluding Karen From Your Ethno-Throuple
(The 7th reason's a KILLER!)

Posted by: Lizzy at July 06, 2020 03:20 PM (bDqIh)

292 A nearby town, Eaton, had a brouhaha about Eaton high school's team mascot, The Warriors.

Our local funny radio guys suggested they change their name to The Beavers.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at July 06, 2020 03:20 PM (xPJvm)

293 the Washington Luv U Long Timez

Posted by: kallisto at July 06, 2020 03:20 PM (DJFLF)

294 How is that determined?

Posted by: Seems Legit




Somebody obviously shit on a calendar and flushed it.

Posted by: ... at July 06, 2020 03:20 PM (ffond)

295 The Washington Consultants

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 06, 2020 03:20 PM (SgjGX)

296 Seriously folks, they're going to take the name "Redskins," how much longer do you think "Washington" is going to last?
Posted by: BurtTC at July 06, 2020 03:19 PM (hku12)
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NFL 2020: The TBD TBDs.

Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2020 03:20 PM (Eicbe)

297 Washington Chokers

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 06, 2020 03:20 PM (Jx5Qs)

298 >>The DC Snipers

Target already has a copyright on the logo though.

Posted by: Bete at July 06, 2020 03:20 PM (Ojki1)

299 The Washington Confederates.

Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2020 03:20 PM (Eicbe)

300 Washington Patriarchs

Male arrow symbol on their helmets. In white of course.

Posted by: Fen at July 06, 2020 03:20 PM (TNHVJ)

301 129 Ok let's see if the morons can game this one out...

I young recruit of hispanic claim disappeared from Ft Hood in April.

In late May a young black soldier who she had complained about committed suicide when he was asked a few questions about her whereabouts.

Over this past weekend his estranged wife of caucasian persuasion but with an hispanic surname was booked on charges of mutilating a corpse. She admitted helping him dispose of said dead girl.

The task is to sort out the racial angle that can be used to denigrate whites. Please show your work.
_________________

Too easy.

Obviously the powers-that-be at Ft. Hood are white, and that is why they ignored the rampant sexual harassment that they knew was going on at the base. It was because they ignored it that the poor chica who was murdered felt that she couldn't report it. She knew that because she was a mere female, and a chicana too, that her complaints would not be taken seriously by the white power structure.

And the white woman officer who was quoted the other day saying that being sexually harassed is just the price of admission to the military, and that women had better get used to it and stop being snowflakes and complaining about it, is emblematic of the deeply entrenched white supremacy problem at Ft. Hood and in the U.S. military in general.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 06, 2020 03:21 PM (k4dH2)

302 Washington Skins. Take the red out leave everything else as is.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at July 06, 2020 03:21 PM (/UAb3)

303 Washington Boom Booms

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 06, 2020 03:21 PM (FeOTH)

304 Seriously folks, they're going to take the name "Redskins," how much longer do you think "Washington" is going to last?
---------------

My guess is they will become the District of Columbia "Fill in the blank stupid name." This will be announced at their new downtown taxpayer funded stadium unveiling as well.

Posted by: SH at July 06, 2020 03:21 PM (sX1BW)

305 Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 06, 2020 03:13 PM (YynYJ)

When did Kitchner get dropped, and what is the new term? If TPTB in knitting were so concerned about tribal feeling they could call the plying technique "Diné" (pronounced "De-nay) as the tribal name for themselves instead of the Hopi name, but erasing them entirely while wanting to be seen as saviors is a bit much. Also, *who* the heck passed down the edict anyway? It seems like one day it just became "We say chain plied now".

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 06, 2020 03:21 PM (uquGJ)

306 The City # 123-8457A Team # 54-90G56's

Shit, might still trigger dyslexics or people with dyscalculia.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 06, 2020 03:21 PM (icI8A)

307
A bold new name is called for. Some sort of fierce predator.

The Washington D.C. Chickenhawks.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 06, 2020 03:21 PM (e4q7H)

308 The Washington Dog Faced Pony Soldiers.

Posted by: Hidin' Biden at July 06, 2020 03:21 PM (l3+k2)

309 300 Washington Patriarchs

Male arrow symbol on their helmets. In white of course.
Posted by: Fen at July 06, 2020 03:20 PM (TNHVJ)

========

The Washington Imperialist Crusaders.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 06, 2020 03:21 PM (LvTSG)

310 The Cleveland Meaty Pussies

Posted by: SHEP! at July 06, 2020 03:21 PM (jjaLl)

311 Washington Fuck Yous.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at July 06, 2020 03:21 PM (/UAb3)

312 I had the pleasure of seeing a game at the old "mistake by the lake" stadium. Specifically went to Cleveland for that one purpose.

And much like the first time I saw Mt. Rushmore, as I approached and saw the great big head of Chief Wahoo, it was magical and wondrous.


The old stadium was really terrible, designed to try to attract the Olympics, which was as successful as Gaylord, it was poorly set up for either baseball or football.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 06, 2020 03:22 PM (y7DUB)

313 >>How is that determined?

If you hear Die Imperialist Yankee Dog when you fart you got the China virus.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2020 03:22 PM (ZLI7S)

314
Look at my tits!

Posted by: S E E Cupps at July 06, 2020 03:22 PM (rQ/Vt)

315 Washington Waltzers

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 06, 2020 03:22 PM (Jx5Qs)

316 Washington Sigmoid Colons

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 06, 2020 03:22 PM (rpbg1)

317 Colorado Fellatios

Hey ho ...who you gonna blow
GO FELLATIOS

Posted by: torabora at July 06, 2020 03:22 PM (Z5jS/)

318 A nearby town, Eaton, had a brouhaha about Eaton high school's team mascot, The Warriors.

Our local funny radio guys suggested they change their name to The Beavers.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at July 06, 2020 03:20 PM (xPJvm)

In Ohio there's the Licking Valley High School. Their mascot is the Panther, rather than the Beavers because God doesn't want us to have nice things.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 06, 2020 03:22 PM (SgjGX)

319 302
Washington Skins. Take the red out leave everything else as is.

YES! Name them after condoms, because they are all a bunch of pricks. Brilliant!

Posted by: kallisto at July 06, 2020 03:22 PM (DJFLF)

320 Honestly, there is a problem with using the name "Washington" in any future team. Slaves and all that ya know. And since its full name is Washington, District of Columbia (for Columbus) using D.C. is also racist. They'll have to rename the city first.

Oh, and "team" is problematic too. It's not inclusive of non-binary, gender fluid, antisocial participants that are triggered by "team."

So..... yea, that.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Civilly Disobedient at July 06, 2020 03:22 PM (3H9h1)

321 BurtTC: Ah, the old Muni. Hard to believe once upon a time those 70K+ seats were actually all full. Indians became a national joke partially because of how sad it was to see that big old mausoleum, built for spectacle and for tens of thousands, with hardly over 5 or 6k at it, less than the fledgling Cavaliers were drawing in middle of nowhere Richfield, Ohio.
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 06, 2020 03:18 PM (icI8A)


I thought the place was beautiful. Lots of dead grass, poor lighting... in the stands, I mean. Under the overhangs, with steal girders holding it up, it seemed you took your life in your hands just sitting there.

The outfield fence was... what, about 40-50 feet from the actual structural wall that was originally the dimensions? What it must have taken to knock one out back then...

To me the old stadiums are monuments too, and we've been destroying them since the late 50s/early 60s.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 06, 2020 03:23 PM (hku12)

322 The Cleveland Blondies?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 06, 2020 03:23 PM (bDqIh)

323 WHAT can I do to make you smile ?

(Be nice....)
Posted by: JT at July 06, 2020 03:18 PM (arJlL)

---

Tell me that SMOD is on the way.
Posted by: SMH

Would ya settle for Smog ?

Posted by: JT at July 06, 2020 03:23 PM (arJlL)

324 The Washington Xirs

Posted by: Diesel Jones at July 06, 2020 03:23 PM (0CeRG)

325 The Washington Perverts
The Los Angeles Pedophiles

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2020 03:23 PM (hYcqw)

326 Heh! Zing!

Funny, as long as the Twat is visible, the comments quiver up/down about a quarter line, and the right sidebar quivers side to side about the same degree.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 06, 2020 03:23 PM (W+bAj)

327 Washington Skins. Take the red out leave everything else as is.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at July 06, 2020 03:21 PM (/UAb3)


They can play the Cleveland Shirts in the Stanley Cup!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 06, 2020 03:23 PM (jjaLl)

328 106 Hamilton: 4 years from play to film.

Already out-of-date.
Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2020 03:07 PM (Eicbe)

It is 'WAY past its sell-by date.
Very tiresome, fake-cutting edge (oooh, black people in colonial clothes...!), morally smug, ...
Awww..
[walks off, disgusted.]

Posted by: Flyover at July 06, 2020 03:23 PM (Rbu5d)

329 The Oakland Surrender Monkeys

Posted by: torabora at July 06, 2020 03:23 PM (Z5jS/)

330 The Washington Insiders

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 06, 2020 03:23 PM (kA3Cp)

331 The Washington Foreskins.

Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2020 03:23 PM (Eicbe)

332 actually the Cleveland Browns are named after Paul Brown, who founded the team

okay back to snark

Posted by: DB- just DB at July 06, 2020 03:23 PM (iTXRQ)

333 Washington Redskins should be the DeepState Hoaxers.

Posted by: CyberCipher at July 06, 2020 03:24 PM (++/pX)

334 I still call Chavez Blvd, Army St.

Why? Because eff them.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 06, 2020 03:24 PM (4BMGG)

335 Not the uncivilized Indians! Don't embarrass me!!! Only "the five CIVILIZED tribes"!!! I specified!"

Posted by: Elizabeth "Pow Wow Chow" Warren at July 06, 2020 03:24 PM (BRkq2)

336 The Washington Smoldering Ash.

Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2020 03:24 PM (Eicbe)

337 The Washington Twatwaffles

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 06, 2020 03:24 PM (W2Pud)

338 The Cleveland Indians should be the Great Lakes Mistakes.

Posted by: CyberCipher at July 06, 2020 03:25 PM (++/pX)

339 No word from the gay community on renaming the Green Bay Packers?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 06, 2020 03:25 PM (6FeV1)

340 >
234
Washington Walleyes


Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 06, 2020 03:16 PM (Jx5Qs)


OBJECTION!!

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 06, 2020 03:25 PM (sjdRT)

341 Washington Graft.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 06, 2020 03:25 PM (oVJmc)

342 Washington Fuck Yous.

And The Cleveland Fuck You Toos !

Posted by: JT at July 06, 2020 03:25 PM (arJlL)

343 The Intergalactic Troll-Master-in-Chief.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 06, 2020 03:25 PM (RIKJa)

344 The D.C. CHOP

Posted by: Priapism at July 06, 2020 03:25 PM (2cfUo)

345 All of us think the teams should be named after the best Block President ever..... President Barrack Obona !!!!!!!!

The Washington Obamas !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at July 06, 2020 03:25 PM (qM84C)

346 323 WHAT can I do to make you smile ?

(Be nice....)
Posted by: JT at July 06, 2020 03:18 PM (arJlL)

---

Tell me that SMOD is on the way.
Posted by: SMH

Would ya settle for Smog ?
Posted by: JT at July 06, 2020 03:23 PM (arJlL)

You want SMOD.
You'd settle for Smog.
You'll get syrup on french toast.

Posted by: Flyover at July 06, 2020 03:25 PM (Rbu5d)

347 San Diego Illegals

Posted by: torabora at July 06, 2020 03:25 PM (Z5jS/)

348 The Washington Slavewhippers

You gotta lean into this stuff to make it right

Posted by: ... at July 06, 2020 03:25 PM (ffond)

349 "I had the pleasure of seeing a game at the old
"mistake by the lake" stadium. Specifically went to Cleveland for that
one purpose.



And much like the first time I saw Mt. Rushmore, as I approached and
saw the great big head of Chief Wahoo, it was magical and wondrous.



The old stadium was really terrible, designed to try to attract the
Olympics, which was as successful as Gaylord, it was poorly set up for
either baseball or football.

Posted by: Captain Hate"



It was great for rock concerts. Pink Floyd 1977 was epic 70's sex and drugs and rock and roll rock show.

Posted by: Ripley at July 06, 2020 03:25 PM (MxEKc)

350 OAN is reporting that sewage samples from around
the world seem to indicate that COVID19 has been in circulation since
February ... of 2019.

Posted by: Grump928

-------

How is that determined?

Posted by: Seems Legit



Count the rings.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 06, 2020 03:18 PM (aKsyK)

Ok, I laughed loud. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 06, 2020 03:25 PM (9Om/r)

351 Bill Melugin
@BillFOXLA

NEW: ICE just put down a notice to students in the US on student visas that they must leave the United States if their classes are going to be only online this fall. If they want to stay, ICE says they must transfer to a school with in person instruction.

https://t.co/hAtfFaNIKn?amp=1

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at July 06, 2020 03:25 PM (FBrfY)

352 OK. It wasn't very presidential, but Hot Dang, that was funny.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at July 06, 2020 03:25 PM (xptlg)

353 Seriously folks, they're going to take the name "Redskins," how much longer do you think "Washington" is going to last?
---------------

My guess is they will become the District of Columbia "Fill in the blank stupid name." This will be announced at their new downtown taxpayer funded stadium unveiling as well.
Posted by: SH at July 06, 2020 03:21 PM (sX1BW)


Columbia won't do either.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 06, 2020 03:26 PM (hku12)

354 @268...don't get too comfy Eagles fan. Bald eagles are engangered. Yet every Sunday "eagles" are representationaly targeted for violence by mostly black men under the vicious control of a clique of disgusting rich white men. On national television! Week in and week out. Reprehensible. Outrageous. Besides the inherent systematic racism and violence, the example set of targeting eagles can lead fragile white men all over hunting happy Pennsylvania to shoot eagles and other forms of wild life indiscriminately. Change the name!

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 06, 2020 03:26 PM (ja/kn)

355 I go along with the Astros going back to being the Colt 45s.

Posted by: DanMan at July 06, 2020 03:26 PM (XTiHL)

356 Seattle Cocksuckers

Posted by: torabora at July 06, 2020 03:26 PM (Z5jS/)

357 The Washington 1/1024th's

Posted by: Priapism at July 06, 2020 03:26 PM (2cfUo)

358 I've never been to Business School, nor ran a business, but one thing I do know is professional sports in this country is practically a license to print money. It brings in enormous revenue, and the same is true with all the licensing, and the restaurants and hotels and the rest of it. If you added it up I bet the dollar amount exceeds several countries entire GNP. Anybody with two brain cells to rub together, the first thought should be "How do we not fuck this arrangement up?"

And these clowns are gonna fuck this all up. With the "kneeling" and the hectoring, the lectures, the guilt tripping, and probably a few other things I haven't thought of yet. I'm done with it. Not a fricking dime from me. I sure as hell can find things to do with my time than watch that shit.

It's just jaw dropping how stupid these people are. Have to gonto school for a long time to get that dumb, apparently.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 06, 2020 03:26 PM (VHwfF)

359 The Washington Ginsburgs.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at July 06, 2020 03:26 PM (0VpAY)

360 Washington Appletinis

Posted by: Yes at July 06, 2020 03:26 PM (oCLAF)

361 The Washington Skinwearing Respect Demanders

I'm spitballing

Posted by: ... at July 06, 2020 03:26 PM (ffond)

362 Poll finds 90 percent of Native Americans not offended by Redskins name;

https://tinyurl.com/ybfod3jb

Posted by: kbdabear at July 06, 2020 03:26 PM (qAR6u)

363 I remember when the Washington Bullets changed their name. The Redskins should be required to change their name to the Wizards and every team that changes their name because of social pressure should be renamed the Wizards. Just number them. .

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 06, 2020 03:26 PM (FeOTH)

364 Don't they mean that the Kansas City People In Charge have signed Mahomes for 10 years?

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 06, 2020 03:26 PM (icI8A)

365 Posted by: nurse ratched at July 06, 2020 03:24 PM (W2Pud)

**waves to nurse**

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 06, 2020 03:26 PM (2JVJo)

366 Washington Felons

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 06, 2020 03:26 PM (oVJmc)

367 actually the Cleveland Browns are named after Paul Brown, who founded the team

okay back to snark
Posted by: DB- just DB

Too bad he didn't change his name to Paul Steamer

Posted by: JT at July 06, 2020 03:26 PM (arJlL)

368 "actually the Cleveland Browns are named after Paul Brown, who founded the team

okay back to snark


Posted by: DB- just DB"


Doesn't matter. What matters is feelings of POC, the only thing that matters anymore.

Posted by: Ripley at July 06, 2020 03:27 PM (MxEKc)

369 362 Poll finds 90 percent of Native Americans not offended by Redskins name;

https://tinyurl.com/ybfod3jb
Posted by: kbdabear at July 06, 2020 03:26 PM (qAR6u)

==========

It's the 10% that's loudest about the issue, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 06, 2020 03:27 PM (LvTSG)

370 Columbia won't do either.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 06, 2020 03:26 PM (hku12)

Holy crap, Washington DC is double unwoke

Posted by: ... at July 06, 2020 03:27 PM (ffond)

371 It's just jaw dropping how stupid these people are. Have to gonto school for a long time to get that dumb, apparently.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 06, 2020 03:26 PM (VHwfF)

Nobody's born that stupid.

It takes practice.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 06, 2020 03:27 PM (6FeV1)

372 Poll finds 90 percent of Native Americans not offended by Redskins name;




WE will decide what offends them!

Posted by: White Liberals at July 06, 2020 03:27 PM (oVJmc)

373 There was a time when ball clubs had some balls and a sense of humor. In Cleveland, the Browns received a letter from a self-impressed season ticket holder, complaining about the fans who fold programs into paper airplanes. Said it was dangerous and could put an eye out, and that he was feeling litigious:
https://tinyurl.com/yao3k2do

The Browns Lawyer's response:
https://tinyurl.com/y8o56xxl

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2020 03:27 PM (hYcqw)

374 2020: Racist NFL exploit PoC by naming teams after them!

NFL: Okay from now on they'll all be European concepts.

2020: White Supremacists!

Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2020 03:28 PM (Eicbe)

375 I'm spitballing


Posted by: ... at July 06, 2020 03:26 PM (ffond)


You had me at the Slavewhippers...... had to laugh at that one

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 06, 2020 03:28 PM (jjaLl)

376 Washington Cancelits

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 06, 2020 03:28 PM (oDRcK)

377 Washington Sigmoid Colons
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 06, 2020 03:22 PM (rpbg1)


And vy ze sudden intelest int mein colon?

Posted by: Zombie S. Freud at July 06, 2020 03:28 PM (hku12)

378 Our VFW is going to vote on cancelling our nfl package at our next meeting due to all of the wokeness $hit going on.

We might lose two or three customers at the bar.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 06, 2020 03:28 PM (JUOKG)

379 @367...The Washington Snyders. We have a winner.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 06, 2020 03:28 PM (ja/kn)

380 OTOH we should suspend all pro football until the results of these concussion studies are finalized.

While we are at it... isn't the NFL really just a modern Roman
Colosseum with fat white wannabes on their sofas watching black bodies destroy each other?

Ban the NFL. Because Black Lives Matter

(and honestly, the character arc of Boobie in Friday Night Lights kinda underscores this - his life had no value once he was injured)

Posted by: Fen at July 06, 2020 03:28 PM (TNHVJ)

381 The Vikings weren't big on slavery. A captive here or there for housekeeping and comfort, maybe.
...
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 06, 2020 03:12 PM (gd9RK)

******

I dunno, according to the national museum of Denmark it seems more widespread, at least enough for me to pretend to be offended by it: https://tinyurl.com/ybyjwkhs

"Slaves or thralls were amongst the most important commodities traded by the Vikings. They acquired slaves primarily on their expeditions to Eastern Europe and the British Isles. They could also obtain Viking slaves at home, as crimes like murder and thievery were punished with slavery. For example, a woman who stole could be punished by being forced to become her victim's slave.

Slave trading also existed before the Viking period, but with the numerous territories that the Vikings conquered and their extensive trading networks, slavery could now operate within a system and bring them great wealth."

Posted by: lymond at July 06, 2020 03:28 PM (Jvjtu)

382 **waves to nurse**
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing


Hi MP4,
you've got mail....

*hugs*

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 06, 2020 03:28 PM (W2Pud)

383 Troll level: Epic
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 06, 2020 03:01 PM (ptqGC)

How is the ankle doing, Jane? Nice to see you back here!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 06, 2020 03:28 PM (W+bAj)

384 By the way, the Indians have won the most games in the period from 2016-2019 of any team besides the Dodgers, IIRC. Guess where we've ranked in attendence? Anywhere from 12th to 14th in the AL. But this should fix everything! Because all the online pussies whinging about this will fly to Cleveland and pay 80 bucks to go see a game, right?

Won't be a problem soon - this should alienate enough fans that Cleveland won't have a baseball team much longer. Fine. Let Montreal or New Orleans have them.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 06, 2020 03:28 PM (icI8A)

385 Just rename every team. No cities, no states, no mascots.
Football team 1, Football team 2, Baseball team 1.....

80 percent of their market is gone anyway, who cares?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 06, 2020 03:29 PM (kA3Cp)

386 377 Washington Sigmoid Colons
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 06, 2020 03:22 PM (rpbg1)

And vy ze sudden intelest int mein colon?
Posted by: Zombie S. Freud at July 06, 2020 03:28 PM (hku12)

He was just looking for a cigar.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 06, 2020 03:29 PM (6FeV1)

387 We're laughing but it's not really funny... Where are they gonna go next?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 06, 2020 03:29 PM (Zmnko)

388 NEW: ICE just put down a notice to students in the US on student visas that they must leave the United States if their classes are going to be only online this fall. If they want to stay, ICE says they must transfer to a school with in person instruction.
======

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 06, 2020 03:29 PM (vg8iE)

389 @BillFOXLA

NEW: ICE just put down a notice to students in the US on student visas that they must leave the United States if their classes are going to be only online this fall. If they want to stay, ICE says they must transfer to a school with in person instruction.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at July 06, 2020 03:25 PM (FBrfY)
++++++++++++++
That's gonna hurt. This act alone will force the tier-1 institutions to reopen for in-person instruction.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2020 03:29 PM (hYcqw)

390 They should go all in. Name them The Washington Rainbows. A rainbow logo on the side of the helmet, striped rainbow uniform, etc. Need to have the brown and black rainbow stripes too, of course. Full SJW FTW!

Posted by: Gay Mafia at July 06, 2020 03:29 PM (w45mR)

391 The Washington Football Club

Posted by: JoeF. at July 06, 2020 03:29 PM (gtdYu)

392

Team #13

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 06, 2020 03:29 PM (aKsyK)

393 How is the ankle doing, Jane? Nice to see you back here!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Seconded !

Posted by: JT at July 06, 2020 03:29 PM (arJlL)

394 less than the fledgling Cavaliers were drawing in middle of nowhere Richfield, Ohio.
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 06, 2020 03:18 PM (icI8A)


The Coliseum was a nice building, built by that banana nosed cocksucker Nick Miletti in Richfield because he was always at war with the Cleveland pols. It's too bad that RINO piece of shit, Mike White, forced what originally was Gund Arena on the ballot with the stadium to save the Indians because baseball fans had no single choice.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 06, 2020 03:30 PM (y7DUB)

395 guess I'm pretty much fucked.

Posted by: Blacksburg at July 06, 2020 03:30 PM (3SIUH)

396 Columbia won't do either.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 06, 2020 03:26 PM (hku12)

Columbia is the personal name given to the United States. Our national anthem was close to being Hail, Columbia. It's now used as the entrance music for the Vice President.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 06, 2020 03:30 PM (FeOTH)

397 And the white woman officer who was quoted the other day saying that being sexually harassed is just the price of admission to the military, and that women had better get used to it and stop being snowflakes and complaining about it, is emblematic of the deeply entrenched white supremacy problem at Ft. Hood and in the U.S. military in general.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 06, 2020 03:21 PM (k4dH2)

---

Oh bullshit.

Young soldiers, men and women, race immaterial, have ended up dead in the past few years of questionable circumstances.

Remember all the waivers being granted to boost enlistment during OIF in the mid-aughts?

They're NCOs now.

The Army, and Ft Hood have a problem, alright.

The Army freaks the fuck out over missing NVGs, but a missing soldier? No biggie.

Posted by: SMH at July 06, 2020 03:30 PM (RU4sa)

398 80 percent of their market is gone anyway, who cares?
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 06, 2020 03:29 PM (kA3Cp)
+++++++++++++
No way. 10%, at the absolute maximum. This season (for whichever sports), viewership will probably be down, but by no more than 5%. I'd put a bet on that if anyone were making odds.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2020 03:30 PM (hYcqw)

399 389 @BillFOXLA

NEW: ICE just put down a notice to students in the US on student visas that they must leave the United States if their classes are going to be only online this fall. If they want to stay, ICE says they must transfer to a school with in person instruction.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at July 06, 2020 03:25 PM (FBrfY)
++++++++++++++
That's gonna hurt. This act alone will force the tier-1 institutions to reopen for in-person instruction.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2020 03:29 PM (hYcqw)

===========

"Or...stay with me on this...the students will still pay us money to attend because of our tier 1 status and we'll be able to virtue signal day in and day out about their awful status as second class citizens of the world."
-Tier 1 University

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 06, 2020 03:30 PM (LvTSG)

400 Took 25 minutes nap,was out cold

Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2020 03:31 PM (6f16T)

401 >Poll finds 90 percent of Native Americans not offended by Redskins name;


doesn't matter
The leftists who see racism everywhere have appointed themselves to be officially outraged on the American Indian's behalf

Posted by: DB- just DB at July 06, 2020 03:31 PM (iTXRQ)

402 "They name teams out of strength not weakness." Apparently who ever named "The Senators" never imagined a GOP majority.

Posted by: Butter Nutt at July 06, 2020 03:31 PM (hczC1)

403 NEW: ICE just put down a notice to students in the US on student visas
that they must leave the United States if their classes are going to be
only online this fall. If they want to stay, ICE says they must transfer
to a school with in person instruction.
--------------

Makes sense.

Posted by: SH at July 06, 2020 03:31 PM (sX1BW)

404 The thing that really pisses me off is that watching the Seahawks was really an excuse to get together with friends, eat good food, drink beer and forget real life for about three and a half hours. we would yell at the tv, and jump up and down and really get into it. such fun.

now those fuckers have taken in all away. how do you enjoy watching a program that tells you you're a racist piece of shit every chance they get?

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 06, 2020 03:31 PM (W2Pud)

405 "What matters is feelings of POC"

And I love the implication that White is not a color.

Why, it's almost as if whites are sub-human. And you know what happens to people once they are declared to not be human.

Hmm. Slaves, Native Americans, Jews, Fetuses

Posted by: Fen at July 06, 2020 03:31 PM (TNHVJ)

406 Kayleigh McEnany embarrasses the media at the end of today's presser; "I'm a little dismayed that I didn't receive one question asking about the deaths that we got in this country this weekend. We need to be focused on securing our streets"

IOW, only black lives killed by white cops matter

https://tinyurl.com/y9qm2xne

Posted by: kbdabear at July 06, 2020 03:31 PM (qAR6u)

407
Washington Sigmoid Colons
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

And vy ze sudden intelest int mein colon?
Posted by: Zombie S. Freud


I thought Sigmoid was a sea monster?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 06, 2020 03:31 PM (aKsyK)

408 has anybody else memorized the words of the new national anthem?

Posted by: TwentytwoLR at July 06, 2020 03:31 PM (X2Olq)

409 Fred Smith weighed in, that is what changed everything.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 06, 2020 03:31 PM (svbBD)

410 Poll finds 90 percent of Native Americans not offended by Redskins name

Take a look at the marchers in front of the StL lawyers house. I'd put it at 95% white, at a minimum.

https://tinyurl.com/yd4ebn4r

Posted by: pep at July 06, 2020 03:31 PM (v16oJ)

411 Took 25 minutes nap,was out cold
Posted by: Skip

That's a GREAT idea !

Posted by: JT at July 06, 2020 03:32 PM (arJlL)

412 I'm sure he'll cave, since he always fucking does, but Rush was trashing the NFL in his third hour for their wokeness.

Nice gesture, but he'll still promote the NFL in September.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2020 03:32 PM (AFSld)

413 Eastern Team #1 has a nice ring to it.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at July 06, 2020 03:32 PM (lcQJG)

414 408 has anybody else memorized the words of the new national anthem?
Posted by: TwentytwoLR at July 06, 2020 03:31 PM (X2Olq)

"Let the bodies hit the..... floor?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 06, 2020 03:32 PM (6FeV1)

415 Washington Deuces and Cleveland Steamers

Posted by: x at July 06, 2020 03:32 PM (nFwvY)

416 Washington Drag Queens.

Cleveland Snowflakes.

Problem solved.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 06, 2020 03:32 PM (OeBYn)

417 Snark in Chief Trump, is the best Trump.

You can tell he's in a good mood.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2020 03:32 PM (NgKpN)

418 The Washington Parasites

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 06, 2020 03:32 PM (lgiXo)

419 "Or...stay with me on this...the students will still pay us money to attend because of our tier 1 status and we'll be able to virtue signal day in and day out about their awful status as second class citizens of the world."
-Tier 1 University
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 06, 2020 03:30 PM (LvTSG)
++++++++++++++
They could try, but money talks and bullshit walks. The tier-1 universities *need* that foreign lucre. Not as much as the tier-2 universities do, but they need it. Up at the first tier, even more than the money, they need the political power and international relevance that foreign students - often spies masquerading as students - bring to them.

They need their foreigners far more than they need Americans. They're going to be open this fall, come hell or high water.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2020 03:33 PM (hYcqw)

420 Columbia won't do either.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 06, 2020 03:26 PM
(hku12)
---
But her sister will.

Posted by: ZZ-Top at July 06, 2020 03:33 PM (Eicbe)

421 "how do you enjoy - "

These feelings are normal when being radicalized. Embrace your anger and join me! Together, we can rule the -

- oh my bad, wrong script

Posted by: Fen at July 06, 2020 03:33 PM (TNHVJ)

422 The 'Washington Conspirators' and the WCs for short (aka the Water Closets aka Washington toilets.)
Stretching it to far?

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at July 06, 2020 03:33 PM (gtatv)

423 Washington Liars, if I'm not too late.

Posted by: creeper at July 06, 2020 03:33 PM (XxJt1)

424
The Washington STDs

Posted by: stumck at July 06, 2020 03:33 PM (w9Wax)

425 "The Coliseum was a nice building, built by that banana nosed cocksucker Nick Miletti in Richfield because he was always at war with the Cleveland pols. It's too bad that RINO piece of shit, Mike White, forced what originally was Gund Arena on the ballot with the stadium to save the Indians because baseball fans had no single choice.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 06, 2020 03:30 PM (y7DUB)"

Ugh, don't remind me that in addition to being shitty again, the Cavs play in the arena with the dumbest name in all of pro sports.

Too young to have ever seen the Cavs play at Richfield, but I used to see the circus there.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 06, 2020 03:33 PM (icI8A)

426 NEW: ICE just put down a notice to students in the US on student visas that they must leave the United States if their classes are going to be only online this fall. If they want to stay, ICE says they must transfer to a school with in person instruction.
======

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 06, 2020 03:29 PM (vg8iE)

That would be fantastic if true. Harvard and Berkeley law have announced fall will be on line only, and that will probably be the trend in the blueiest of states. (UW has a bunch of foreign students; I wonder what they plan to do? )

Posted by: LASue at July 06, 2020 03:33 PM (Ed8Zd)

427 If you have never skipped football before, you are in for a delightful experience!

It's like having full free days added to every weekend! You'll never go back.

Posted by: because at July 06, 2020 03:33 PM (BRkq2)

428 Actually, "Washington" is problematic, too. They'll have to be known as the NoVa Drag Queens, or the Potomac Drag Queens.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 06, 2020 03:33 PM (OeBYn)

429 has anybody else memorized the words of the new national anthem?
------------
Don't worry, we have Enrico Pollazo singing it. He's a pro.


Posted by: SH at July 06, 2020 03:33 PM (sX1BW)

430 The Washington Pedos.

Posted by: An Observation at July 06, 2020 03:33 PM (DljYC)

431 Kayleigh is a national treasure

Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2020 03:33 PM (6f16T)

432 The only sport I ever want to see out of Seattle is another match of I-5 Auto Bowling.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 06, 2020 03:33 PM (Kpl3J)

433 Eastern Team #1 has a nice ring to it.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at July 06, 2020 03:32 PM (lcQJG)
++++++++++
Occidentaphobe.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2020 03:33 PM (hYcqw)

434 @384...if the Indians change their name, they should leave. Agreed. Remember mid-late 90s, about 5 straight years of sell outs for Indians at new Jacobs Field? Record setting, place to be. Team was good, two pennants, lost both times in series though. And you're right they've been good again lately but aren't drawing. What changed?

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 06, 2020 03:34 PM (ja/kn)

435 Washington Carbuncles.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at July 06, 2020 03:34 PM (lcQJG)

436 Washington Marion Barrys......

The bitch set me up!....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 06, 2020 03:34 PM (Z+IKu)

437 And the white woman officer who was quoted the other day saying that being sexually harassed is just the price of admission to the military, and that women had better get used to it and stop being snowflakes and complaining about it, is emblematic of the deeply entrenched white supremacy problem at Ft. Hood and in the U.S. military in general.


Oh, great. More training modules.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 06, 2020 03:34 PM (ht+WZ)

438 has anybody else memorized the words of the new national anthem?
Posted by: TwentytwoLR at July 06, 2020 03:31 PM (X2Olq)
---
Fuck America...

I'm hazy on the rest.

Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2020 03:34 PM (Eicbe)

439 The Army freaks the fuck out over missing NVGs, but a missing soldier? No biggie.
----------------
This
I'm hearing 4 and maybe more people were killed at the same time the girl originally went missing. They were simply listed as AWOL. The place is a mess.

Posted by: DrC at July 06, 2020 03:34 PM (mleV+)

440 Kayleigh McEnany embarrasses the media at the end of today's presser; "I'm a little dismayed that I didn't receive one question asking about the deaths that we got in this country this weekend. We need to be focused on securing our streets"

Amazing what can happen when we take the field.

Posted by: Fen at July 06, 2020 03:34 PM (TNHVJ)

441 >>>It's like having full free days added to every weekend! You'll never go back.


Correct. Four hours of your day you have for whatever now.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2020 03:34 PM (AFSld)

442 he is a fighter !

Heh

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 06, 2020 03:35 PM (M+Lyo)

443 #406 presstitutes could care less about eight year old Secoriea Turner and her death at the hands of a BLM mob.

Posted by: torabora at July 06, 2020 03:35 PM (Z5jS/)

444 The progtards get the White House and we get shit on.


We get our guy in the White House and we get shit on.


Starting to see a pattern here...

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 06, 2020 03:35 PM (3SIUH)

445 401 >Poll finds 90 percent of Native Americans not offended by Redskins name;


doesn't matter
The leftists who see racism everywhere have appointed themselves to be officially outraged on the American Indian's behalf

Posted by: DB- just DB at July 06, 2020 03:31 PM (iTXRQ)

Its always been about Outrage by Proxy.

Its like Munchausen by Proxy, but crazier.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2020 03:35 PM (NgKpN)

446 Seattle Soy
Washington Willards
Cleveland Cucks
Atlanta Ass



Posted by: William Eaton at July 06, 2020 03:35 PM (cfkTP)

447 Ugh, don't remind me that in addition to being shitty again, the Cavs play in the arena with the dumbest name in all of pro sports.

Too young to have ever seen the Cavs play at Richfield, but I used to see the circus there.
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist

nope. the seattle Climate Pledge arena wins.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 06, 2020 03:35 PM (W2Pud)

448 "Oh, great. More training modules."

Oh thank god. I was beginning to wonder if Rape was okay again.

Posted by: Fen at July 06, 2020 03:35 PM (TNHVJ)

449 University of Memphis has announced they'll have BLM stickers on their helmets this year. Fucking assholes.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 06, 2020 03:35 PM (sWM8x)

450 Let me guess: Lions get the new name Team #13.

Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2020 03:35 PM (Eicbe)

451 >>> has anybody else memorized the words of the new national anthem?


The black one or the real one?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2020 03:35 PM (AFSld)

452 Apparently who ever named "The Senators" never imagined a GOP majority.

I still have a Senators pennant.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Civilly Disobedient at July 06, 2020 03:36 PM (3H9h1)

453 now those fuckers have taken in all away. how do you enjoy watching a program that tells you you're a racist piece of shit every chance they get?
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 06, 2020 03:31 PM (W2Pud)

You can't- you might as well watch CNN.

Posted by: LASue at July 06, 2020 03:36 PM (Ed8Zd)

454 448 "Oh, great. More training modules."

Oh thank god. I was beginning to wonder if Rape was okay again.
Posted by: Fen at July 06, 2020 03:35 PM (TNHVJ)

Only on Tuesdays.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 06, 2020 03:36 PM (6FeV1)

455 I think the Black National Anthem should be The Theme from Shaft.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 06, 2020 03:36 PM (Kpl3J)

456 Foggy Bottom Deepthroats

Posted by: BluesFish at July 06, 2020 03:36 PM (xu5iA)

457 from 2015 over at Task and Purpose:

The Truth Behind Fort Hood's History Of Violent Crime

https://tinyurl.com/y8zb24ab

When I got out in 2009, Ft Hood was bad.

Now, with the increase of gang activity, drugs, and the lunatics in the five-sided nuthouse not giving a shit, it's much worse.

Posted by: SMH at July 06, 2020 03:36 PM (RU4sa)

458 427 If you have never skipped football before, you are in for a delightful experience!

It's like having full free days added to every weekend! You'll never go back.
Posted by: because at July 06, 2020 03:33 PM (BRkq2)
---

Add to that the hours (multiple 8-hour day equivalents) you get free from watching sports news and talking about "what happened" and "what's going to happen."

Your first real weekend in forever.

Posted by: addendum at July 06, 2020 03:36 PM (BRkq2)

459 >>>University of Memphis has announced they'll have BLM stickers on their helmets this year. Fucking assholes.


So Tennessee has no official football team, college or pro? Well, that's where I'm retiring.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2020 03:36 PM (AFSld)

460 District 9

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 06, 2020 03:37 PM (9Om/r)

461 449 University of Memphis has announced they'll have BLM stickers on their helmets this year. Fucking assholes.

How about Black Brains Matter?

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 06, 2020 03:37 PM (lgiXo)

462 Take a look at the marchers in front of the StL lawyers house. I'd put it at 95% white, at a minimum.
That's why poor Dawit Kelete ran down the Summer Love...he saw all those wipipo gathered together and thought it was an Aryan Nation rally. It triggered him, we all know what happened next.

Posted by: kallisto at July 06, 2020 03:37 PM (DJFLF)

463 Just name all of the teams for the lat/long coordinates of their stadiums.

The "Washington 38°54'26.5"N/76°51'52.5"W Football Club" has a nice ring to it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2020 03:37 PM (hYcqw)

464 Buffalo Balloon Knots

Posted by: Marv Levy at July 06, 2020 03:37 PM (QBLfJ)

465 Test

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 06, 2020 03:37 PM (Do5/p)

466 "And you're right they've been good again lately but aren't drawing. What changed?
Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 06, 2020 03:34 PM (ja/kn)"

Apathy. People still dislike the Dolans for being cheap, even though they spent big in 2017 and 2018 to make a run for it. They had to cut back partially because, well, they weren't getting ticket revenue. It's not a baseball city, it's a football city. When the Jake had the sellout streak, the Cavs were mediocre, the Browns were gone, and the economy was heading into the dot-com boom. New stadium, a team that was finally good again after being basement dwellers since the 60's - was a perfect storm. Then we had a small period of not being in contention and people basically said "eh, fuck em." LeBron made the Cavs competitive for a while and gave the city a title, so people cared more about basketball in that period.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 06, 2020 03:37 PM (icI8A)

467 Deep State Leakers?

Posted by: BluesFish at July 06, 2020 03:37 PM (xu5iA)

468 The Army freaks the fuck out over missing NVGs, but a missing soldier? No biggie.

But you know the NVGs didn't drive to Dallas or Houston to party for the weekend and not return.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 06, 2020 03:37 PM (ht+WZ)

469 Hawaiian judge to block that ICE student visa order in 5...4...3....

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at July 06, 2020 03:37 PM (/UAb3)

470 249 The Washington Felons
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2020 03:17 PM (hYcqw)

Their uniforms will be...penitentiary orange.

Posted by: Flyover at July 06, 2020 03:37 PM (Rbu5d)

471 Remember when the NFL wouldn't let Rush buy into a team?

Woke is almost a grown up.

Give it up for Woke.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 06, 2020 03:37 PM (Okeht)

472 Washington Foreskins

Posted by: wth at July 06, 2020 03:37 PM (v0R5T)

473 The Vikings weren't big on slavery. A captive here or there for housekeeping and comfort, maybe.

Dublin, Ireland was a major center for the Viking slave trade. The trafficked people from Russia and Europe as well as North Africa. Traded with the Muslim slave traders quite a bit, too.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 06, 2020 03:37 PM (naEeR)

474 liberals have asked me what I like about Trump before, and instead of even answering them seriously I just say

" he makes liberals crazy, and that makes me happy"

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 06, 2020 03:37 PM (M+Lyo)

475 I am really so done with pro sports of any kind. I don't think I will ever turn another one of those games on as long as I live. Much less try to go to one. What a waste of time, effort, and money.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 06, 2020 03:37 PM (Kpl3J)

476 >>That's gonna hurt. This act alone will force the tier-1 institutions to reopen for in-person instruction.


Love it!

If they think it's too dangerous to hold in-person classes, then they should for sure want foreign students to stay out of the US! For Safety,

And please, people, WEAR A MASK! /sarc

Posted by: Lizzy at July 06, 2020 03:38 PM (bDqIh)

477 down in miami, we had at one point, two stadiums four blocks from each other, the american airlines arena and the heat, the former was financed with bonds they'll be paying for the next 25 years lol,

Posted by: thomas hobbes at July 06, 2020 03:38 PM (hMlTh)

478 Nice gesture, but he'll still promote the NFL in September.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp


*********

Yep. We'll hear ad nauseam his beer farts about every Steelers performance including pre-season. But hey, that NFL sure sucks.

Posted by: Butter Nutt at July 06, 2020 03:38 PM (hczC1)

479 Kansas City Chefs.

Posted by: Pete Seria at July 06, 2020 03:38 PM (7ZQe3)

480 I dont think the BLiMs are going to be popular for long.


Interestingly, BLim gets changed to Brimstone in autocorrect.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 06, 2020 03:38 PM (nRWPy)

481 "nope. the seattle Climate Pledge arena wins.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 06, 2020 03:35 PM (W2Pud)"

You're right, that wins as soon as they start playing there.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 06, 2020 03:38 PM (icI8A)

482 University of Memphis has announced they'll have BLM stickers on their helmets this year. Fucking assholes.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 06, 2020 03:35 PM (sWM8x)
+++++++++++++
And why not? They're a university and therefore they're a communist organization. BLM is a communist organization. Birds of a feather shit all over civilization together.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2020 03:38 PM (hYcqw)

483 I ought to know better than to click on zombie's name link...

Posted by: An Observation at July 06, 2020 03:38 PM (DljYC)

484 "Apparently who ever named "The Senators" never imagined a GOP majority."

Heh. If I win the lotto, I am going to buy a team, rename it something akin to GOP, and instruct them to find ways to lose every single game.

Then hit the city up for donations.

Although... a sub with operational torpedoes. Ahoy Bill!

Posted by: Fen at July 06, 2020 03:38 PM (TNHVJ)

485 Do you think all these people, corporations and athletes supporting BLM know they are Racist Marxists who want to eliminate capitalism and the rule of law- or do they just not care?

I read their website, look at who their "leaders" are and read a bunch of their material. It was all public source material that BLM or their members put out. These are not nice people with pure motives or peaceful goals. These are people basically trying to undermine and subjugate America and Americans. They are authoritarians who don't believe in the rule of law are democracy.

Again, that's not hyperbole. It's from their own materials and interviews.

So yeah, corporate idiots, athletes and other buffoons. Get right behind your own destruction. You fucking idiots.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at July 06, 2020 03:39 PM (42IZT)

486 The Vikings weren't big on slavery. A captive here or there for housekeeping and comfort, maybe.

Dublin, Ireland was a major center for the Viking slave trade. The trafficked people from Russia and Europe as well as North Africa. Traded with the Muslim slave traders quite a bit, too.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 06, 2020 03:37 PM (naEeR

They were trafficking Slavs ?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 06, 2020 03:39 PM (FeOTH)

487 332 actually the Cleveland Browns are named after Paul Brown, who founded the team

okay back to snark
Posted by: DB- just DB at July 06, 2020 03:23 PM (iTXRQ)


A;; of us ladies here in the Brattleboro Women's Reproductive Choice Health Center Socially Distant Safe Space and Chat room want all you awful people here to know that the team name is a classic case of Racial Appropriation!!!

Posted by: Mary Cloggentstein, Brattleboro Vermont at July 06, 2020 03:39 PM (8C7+r)

488 >>>Yep. We'll hear ad nauseam his beer farts about every Steelers performance including pre-season. But hey, that NFL sure sucks.


If Rush would stop shilling for Apple and the NFL - two organizations which hate conservatives - he'd be the perfect talk show host.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2020 03:39 PM (AFSld)

489 What's the method for your Football Team name?

Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2020 03:40 PM (Eicbe)

490 Took 25 minutes nap,was out cold

Posted by: Skip


I envy your clear conscience.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 06, 2020 03:40 PM (3SIUH)

491 "I am really so done with pro sports of any kind. What a waste of time, effort, and money."

Plus, your money is going to fund PCBS

Posted by: Fen at July 06, 2020 03:40 PM (TNHVJ)

492 That's the whole point. Professional sports was one of the few areas not affected, not contaminated as it were, by leftist BS. This doesn't sit well with the Bolshies.

They said they were going to change that, and they did. If there is something - anything - that seems to be un-infected with the uber-wokeness and virtue signaling delusional nonsense, rest assured they Are Taking Notes, and they'll get around to it.

At this point they are just taking scalps and shooting survivors. They destroyed the Boy Scouts, after all. The fricking Boy Scouts.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 06, 2020 03:40 PM (VHwfF)

493 Hey, will the National Felons League have the names of the kids shot this weekend alone in places like Chicago or Atlanta?

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 06, 2020 03:40 PM (TULSu)

494 476 Love it!

If they think it's too dangerous to hold in-person classes, then they should for sure want foreign students to stay out of the US! For Safety,

And please, people, WEAR A MASK! /sarc
Posted by: Lizzy at July 06, 2020 03:38 PM (bDqIh)

=========

Also, I don't know if you're heard but America is a deeply racist place where police are always on the hunt for minorities to murder. Probably should stay out all together for their own good.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 06, 2020 03:40 PM (LvTSG)

495 They were trafficking Slavs ?

Literally and figuratively.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 06, 2020 03:40 PM (naEeR)

496 Go back to the eighties. Washington Deadskins.

Posted by: FrodoB-
Back in the paddle again at July 06, 2020 03:40 PM (dQF3z)

497 455
I think the Black National Anthem should be The Theme from Shaft.

Posted by: Tom Servo



R-E-S-P-E-C-T!

Posted by: pep at July 06, 2020 03:40 PM (v16oJ)

498 Problematic team names:

Giants - oppressive to short people
Jets - glorifies military industrial complex
Browns - colorcentric
Packers - celebrates MM homo, assumes gender
Patriots - Yeah, to a systemically racist country
Cowboys - violent land stealers
Eagles - xenophobic symbol of America
Raiders - implies theft
49ers - westward expansion - more land stealers
Steelers - white people
Vikings - more white people
Chiefs - See Redskins
Broncos - See Cowboys
Buccanneers - See Vikings
Saints - Christofascist
Bills - As in famed slaveowner William Henry Harrison??
Cardinals - MAGA hat red
Rams - gender exclusionary, assumes gender
Texans - duh.
Chargers - celebrates lending crisis
Titans - see Giants
Falcons - predatory like colonialist white man
Lions - see Falcons
Colts - as in Samuel Colt????
Seahawks - see Lions
Bears - see Seahawks
Ravens - why it gotta be a raven?
Jaguars - did you just assume my phylum?
Dolphins - they like rape








Posted by: ... at July 06, 2020 03:40 PM (ffond)

499 483 I ought to know better than to click on zombie's name link...
Posted by: An Observation at July 06, 2020 03:38 PM (DljYC)


It's OK. Everyone's young at some point.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 06, 2020 03:41 PM (8C7+r)

500 Slavic slaves? Did they eat slaw? By the seashore?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 06, 2020 03:41 PM (FtO5h)

501 I kind of like the Washington Appeasers best of the suggestions I have seen.

Posted by: An Observation at July 06, 2020 03:41 PM (DljYC)

502 372 Poll finds 90 percent of Native Americans not offended by Redskins name;
WE will decide what offends them!
Posted by: White Liberals at July 06, 2020 03:27 PM (oVJmc)

Eventually, WE will shall make them #Woke enough that can participate in our new society, just not at the senior management level, of course!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 06, 2020 03:41 PM (iUcMo)

503 Just rename every team. No cities, no states, no mascots.
Football team 1, Football team 2, Baseball team 1.....

80 percent of their market is gone anyway, who cares?
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 06, 2020 03:29 PM

Everybody in gray Mao jackets!

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 06, 2020 03:41 PM (COzlW)

504 At this point they are just taking scalps and shooting survivors. They destroyed the Boy Scouts, after all. The fricking Boy Scouts.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 06, 2020 03:40 PM (VHwfF)

with Covid they've destroyed the Churches. There's nothing left.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 06, 2020 03:41 PM (Kpl3J)

505 Took 25 minutes nap,was out cold

Posted by: Skip

--

..And none of the passengers was the wiser.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 06, 2020 03:41 PM (kA3Cp)

506 Name every team a number and assign the number alphabetically.

Arizona vs Atlanta would be Team 1 versus Team 2.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2020 03:41 PM (AFSld)

507 493 Hey, will the National Felons League have the names of the kids shot this weekend alone in places like Chicago or Atlanta?

Not a chance... I see all they could ask Kaleigh today was about Trump's tweet about NASCAR and Bubba.. She finally said where are the questions about the Children shot this weekend?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 06, 2020 03:41 PM (Zmnko)

508 diogenesmiddlefinger.com/kayleigh mcenany drops hammer on media
https://tinyurl.com/ydfglru6

Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2020 03:42 PM (6f16T)

509 As a person who no longer watches pro sports, I fully support teams catering to an extremely small but vocal group of crazy people who hate their guts and hope they die a horrible death while pissing off all the people who used to support them.

Posted by: Botched_Lobotomy at July 06, 2020 03:42 PM (lRrON)

510 I don't ever remember getting huge hail like thus
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 06, 2020 03:10 PM (OCRKH)

How big was it? My place got hit by hail of two inches, possibly bigger, on June 13th. Major damages to house and vehicles. Just got done emailing a mess of vehicle damage photos to that insurer. Got an estimator due to look at the house and outbuildings tomorrow.

I photographed two-inch hailstones the next morning, after they had had 12 hours to partly melt.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 06, 2020 03:42 PM (W+bAj)

511 Sadly this is my specialty. There probably aren't a dozen people on the planet who know more about Cleveland baseball history than me. And these assholes have to ruin that, too.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 06, 2020 03:42 PM (icI8A)

512 504 At this point they are just taking scalps and shooting survivors. They destroyed the Boy Scouts, after all. The fricking Boy Scouts.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 06, 2020 03:40 PM (VHwfF)

with Covid they've destroyed the Churches. There's nothing left.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 06, 2020 03:41 PM (Kpl3J)

That's why I said we can laugh about this but when will it end? They will never stop

Posted by: It's me donna at July 06, 2020 03:42 PM (Zmnko)

513 Bills - As in famed slaveowner William Henry Harrison??

Well, that has to change. Having been WNY born and raised:

The Buffalo Beerguts.

or,

The Buffalo Frozen Tundra

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 06, 2020 03:43 PM (FtO5h)

514 So current teams are Nationals (MLB), Capitals (NHL) and Wizards (NBA).

How about the Washington Monuments.

Not any more stupid than the Wizards.

And it would be brilliant, because instead of an Indian as a mascot, all the monuments to past great American Presidents could be the mascots.

It would be the perfect fuck-you to all those supporting those tearing down monuments and statues.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 06, 2020 03:43 PM (Do5/p)

515 Cleveland Turd Nozzles

Posted by: Bonecrusher at July 06, 2020 03:43 PM (JNTt1)

516
No way. 10%, at the absolute maximum. This season (for whichever sports), viewership will probably be down, but by no more than 5%. I'd put a bet on that if anyone were making odds.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


After the baseball strike many fans swore they'd never come back. They came back.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 06, 2020 03:43 PM (aKsyK)

517 Kansas City Chefs.
Posted by: Pete Seria at July 06, 2020 03:38 PM (7ZQe3)
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They get *chopped* for the inability to make a salad out of Durian and 2 month-old bread.

Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2020 03:43 PM (Eicbe)

518 I said the other day that BLM stands for the Black-lympics, which come around every four years and then get forgotten in November.

Posted by: ... at July 06, 2020 03:43 PM (ffond)

519 302 Washington Skins. Take the red out leave everything else as is.
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at July 06, 2020 03:21 PM (/UAb3)

I'm your huckleberry!

Posted by: Mohel at July 06, 2020 03:43 PM (Vy7tf)

520 At this point they are just taking scalps and shooting survivors. They destroyed the Boy Scouts, after all. The fricking Boy Scouts.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 06, 2020 03:40 PM (VHwfF)

The Boy Scout thing is really bizarre. The same people who were demanding that openly gay scouts and scout masters be allowed are now suing for Sexual abuse of scouts by scout masters.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 06, 2020 03:43 PM (FeOTH)

521 Washington Pencil Necks

Posted by: Butter Nutt at July 06, 2020 03:43 PM (hczC1)

522 The Washington Prolapse

Posted by: Diesel Jones at July 06, 2020 03:43 PM (0CeRG)

523 #439 the Army should freak out over missing NVG's.

Sierra Army Depot busted a guy stealing them.

But then again we gave the equipment to Ukraine too where it was stolen . Uncle Sugar.

Posted by: torabora at July 06, 2020 03:43 PM (Z5jS/)

524 Remember mid-late 90s, about 5 straight years of sell outs for Indians at new Jacobs Field? Record setting, place to be. Team was good, two pennants, lost both times in series though. And you're right they've been good again lately but aren't drawing. What changed?
Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 06, 2020 03:34 PM (ja/kn)


First, I don't think the fans have faith in Dolan to compete financially. What's too bad is that if Francona had been the manager in the 90s instead of that fat boring tub of shit, Mike Hargrove, they'd have surely won in 97 and maybe more. In 2016, talent wise they had no business being up 3-1 on those vermin Cubs but Francona pushed all the right buttons, particularly after a starting pitcher was injured from fucking around with a drone like a retard and slicing a finger on his pitching hand.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 06, 2020 03:44 PM (y7DUB)

525 At this point they are just taking scalps and shooting survivors. They destroyed the Boy Scouts, after all. The fricking Boy Scouts.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 06, 2020 03:40 PM (VHwfF)

And the way they did it? Wow.

Force the Boy Scouts to accept Gay Scout leaders.

Then change a law so people can sue for Sexual Predation even if many years in the past.

So you force them to accept as leaders, the very people who DO the thing, which bankrupts the Boy Scouts.

/facepalm

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2020 03:44 PM (NgKpN)

526 The Buffalo Beerguts.

or,

The Buffalo Frozen Tundra
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 06, 2020 03:43 PM (FtO5h)

The Buffalo Wings

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 06, 2020 03:44 PM (lgiXo)

527 "Do you think all these people, corporations and athletes supporting BLM know they are Racist Marxists who want to eliminate capitalism and the rule of law- or do they just not care"

I think its the Danegeld.

The GOP keeps telegraphing how impotent they are, so they are going along to get along. Whatever will protect sales.

France had a similar foreign policy - pay off the terrorists to attack someone else's family. It why I enjoyed seeing Paris bombed.

Posted by: Fen at July 06, 2020 03:44 PM (TNHVJ)

528 518 I said the other day that BLM stands for the Black-lympics, which come around every four years and then get forgotten in November.
Posted by: ... at July 06, 2020 03:43 PM (ffond)

=========

I always assume people are talking about the Bureau of Land Management.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 06, 2020 03:44 PM (LvTSG)

529 Crap. I knew somebody had already said it.

Posted by: wth at July 06, 2020 03:44 PM (v0R5T)

530 468 The Army freaks the fuck out over missing NVGs, but a missing soldier? No biggie.

But you know the NVGs didn't drive to Dallas or Houston to party for the weekend and not return.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 06, 2020 03:37 PM (ht+WZ)


Hell, I remember being locked in barracks for three stinkin' days over a missing bayonet.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 06, 2020 03:44 PM (8C7+r)

531 University of Memphis has announced they'll have BLM stickers on their helmets this year. Fucking assholes.

Slap "Secoriea Turner" stickers over the BLM ones and dare the spoiled little fuckers to peel it off.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 06, 2020 03:44 PM (3SIUH)

532 So current teams are Nationals (MLB), Capitals (NHL) and Wizards (NBA).

How about the Washington Monuments.

Not any more stupid than the Wizards.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 06, 2020 03:43 PM (Do5/p)
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What's so stupid about that?

Posted by: E. Gary Gygax at July 06, 2020 03:44 PM (Eicbe)

533 One of my favorite stories is Stanford dropping the name Indians back in the 70s I think. They had a vote on campus for a name to replace it, and the winner was the Robber Barons -- the Boaty McBoatface of its time.

Posted by: ShainS at July 06, 2020 03:44 PM (/inql)

534 LOL, Trump...oh how politics will be so boring one day without him.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 06, 2020 03:44 PM (O+I8R)

535 @466...thanks, I wasn't thinking about the effect of Browns departure. That probably wounded civic pride, which the Indians helped build back up. As a baseball fan, it's troubling to see a good team with an apparently legit fan base not draw. 16-19 Indians are exhibit 1 for "MLB is dying". Winning is supposed to cure all ills. If it doesn't, huge readjustment is required.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 06, 2020 03:44 PM (ja/kn)

536 Does the NFL get that it's trying to please a bunch of people (leftist agitators) that don't watch football?

Posted by: DB- just DB at July 06, 2020 03:44 PM (iTXRQ)

537 Cleveland Stinkfists

Posted by: Fred at July 06, 2020 03:45 PM (hczC1)

538 508
diogenesmiddlefinger.com/kayleigh mcenany drops hammer on media

https://tinyurl.com/ydfglru6


Ooooh, they did not like that burn. "Kayleigh, we're glad to ask you about...." as she's walking out the door. Sorry, losers, you had your chance and you blew it.

Posted by: pep at July 06, 2020 03:45 PM (v16oJ)

539 >>>There probably aren't a dozen people on the planet who know more about Cleveland baseball history than me. And these assholes have to ruin that, too.


When Major League came out I got my Indians jersey adorned with Vaughn and the #99. It's got Chief Wahoo on the front so I suspect I'll be wearing it often. May buy an Indians hat with Wahoo on it just to piss people off.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2020 03:45 PM (AFSld)

540 There's nothing left.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 06, 2020 03:41 PM (Kpl3J)

No they haven't. Sat in at Mass several weeks ago. Service was outside. Hundreds of people inside and outside. My church met inside yesterday-about the same number that usually come except someone who was recovering from heart surgery and someone who was away.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 06, 2020 03:45 PM (oDRcK)

541 536 Does the NFL get that it's trying to please a bunch of people (leftist agitators) that don't watch football?
Posted by: DB- just DB at July 06, 2020 03:44 PM (iTXRQ

===========

To be fair, I doubt the owners watch much football either.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 06, 2020 03:45 PM (LvTSG)

542
Does the NFL get that it's trying to please a bunch of people (leftist agitators) that don't watch football?


Posted by: DB- just DB at July 06, 2020 03:44 PM (iTXRQ)

The calls from the leftist agitators are coming from inside the house!

Posted by: ... at July 06, 2020 03:45 PM (ffond)

543 >>It would be the perfect fuck-you to all those supporting those tearing down monuments and statues.


. . . with the mascot a big ol' Washington memorial obelisk?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 06, 2020 03:45 PM (bDqIh)

544 The Seattle Gender-Confused Speedbumps.

Posted by: PabloD at July 06, 2020 03:46 PM (XU7YM)

545 The Denver Hobos Babbling to Themselves while Peeing their Pants in Public

Too wordy?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 06, 2020 03:46 PM (FtO5h)

546 IOW, only black lives killed by white cops matter



https://tinyurl.com/y9qm2xne

Posted by: kbdabear at July 06, 2020 03:31 PM (qAR6u)


I got into it with a guy at work this weekend who was all about the BLM. I didn't voice my support so I must be ray-sist. I told him to go fuck himself and showed him a picture of my grandson who was killed in Jacksonville Florida this past August. But since he was not a fledgling or experienced criminal in the custody of the Jacksonville Sheriffs Office (or other legal institution) his young black life didn't matter because he didn't get a riot or any looting or anything. Nope, he was killed by the number one killer of young black men...other young black men...and for a rap song that he did not write, perform or produce. He just happened to be in the car with the kid that did when the shooter decided he had been "dissed" by this song and wanted a little payback.

The problem with BLM is they deify criminals. Let us not forget that George Floyd was being arrested for passing counterfeit bills. No, he didn't deserve to die that day but let us not fool ourselves into thinking he was some kind of choir boy. Neither was that drunken asshole in Atlanta, or the dickhead that offed himself in Baltimore by throwing himself around in a police van.


And that's why these jackasses can go fuck themselves.


(For those playing at home, my eldest daughter by marriage is half Sicilian and shows the Moorish influence pretty heavily, she has been mistaken for being a light skinned black person or hispanic a lot. She married a black man and had two children with him. And that is how a fish belly white man has a black grandson.)

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 06, 2020 03:46 PM (CcOog)

547 The Washington Dingleberries

Posted by: Sheryl Crow at July 06, 2020 03:46 PM (v0R5T)

548 After the baseball strike many fans swore they'd never come back. They came back.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 06, 2020 03:43 PM (aKsyK)
++++++++++++++
Took me about 20 years. I loved baseball as a kid, then didn't watch it again seriously until my 30s. Not until the entire rotten edifice had turned over. And not until the payers started having fun playing again.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2020 03:46 PM (hYcqw)

549 #406 presstitutes could care less about eight year old Secoriea Turner and her death at the hands of a BLM mob.
Posted by: torabora at July 06, 2020 03:35 PM (Z5jS/)

Hey, Duranty got his Pulitzer for ignoring inconvenient truths, they're just trying the same.

Posted by: Bete at July 06, 2020 03:46 PM (Ojki1)

550 As far as sports teams go, I'm shifting my focus to the Hokkaido Nippon-Ham Fighters. Yeah, they might be playing in empty stadiums right now, but they're still playing and managing to do it without any of our political grievance whining.

Posted by: Dan K. at July 06, 2020 03:46 PM (jFfSK)

551 543 >>It would be the perfect fuck-you to all those supporting those tearing down monuments and statues.


. . . with the mascot a big ol' Washington memorial obelisk?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 06, 2020 03:45 PM (bDqIh)

=========

I know what song they could play before every game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7iVsdRbhnc

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 06, 2020 03:46 PM (LvTSG)

552 I really do think the NFL is in a death spiral. If Stadiums were open they would still be full this season, but I just can't see it lasting another 20 years. And, yes, I pulled that number out of my ass.

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 06, 2020 03:46 PM (lgiXo)

553 The Washington Marxists.

Posted by: An Observation at July 06, 2020 03:47 PM (DljYC)

554 #520 lettings gays in the Boy Scouts is a lot like letting gays in our military.

How can a boot camp DI get away with calling a recruit a peter puffer when he actually is one?

Posted by: torabora at July 06, 2020 03:47 PM (Z5jS/)

555 >>> Does the NFL get that it's trying to please a bunch of people (leftist agitators) that don't watch football?


It's like that with everything. The Noosecar Karens don't go to races, the statue Karens don't go to museums, none of these people support the institutions they claim to love.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2020 03:47 PM (AFSld)

556 Hell, I remember being locked in barracks for three stinkin' days over a missing bayonet.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 06, 2020 03:44 PM (8C7+r)

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My entire battalion was locked down in the motor pool for almost a week for missing NVGs and a missing 9mm.

Some f'ing E-5 armorer stole them and tried to pawn them.

Posted by: SMH at July 06, 2020 03:47 PM (RU4sa)

557 Is the Washington Boneless Pork Rectums taken? Or the Cleveland Dick Glitters?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 06, 2020 03:47 PM (COzlW)

558 And why not? They're a university and therefore they're a communist organization. BLM is a communist organization. Birds of a feather shit all over civilization together.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2020 03:38 PM (hYcqw)

And they are located in Memphis. Winner of galactic shit hole competition for the last 10 years

Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at July 06, 2020 03:47 PM (P4Pk9)

559 "If Rush would stop shilling for Apple and the NFL - two organizations which hate conservatives - he'd be the perfect talk show host."

Yah, I've noticed that reality.

Amazon has its testicles in Instapundit

(Better of Dead ref)

Posted by: Fen at July 06, 2020 03:47 PM (TNHVJ)

560 University of Memphis has announced they'll have BLM stickers on their helmets this year. Fucking assholes.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis


It's almost as if universities are the origin of our catastrophe or something.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 06, 2020 03:47 PM (L6ZYH)

561 525 At this point they are just taking scalps and shooting survivors. They destroyed the Boy Scouts, after all. The fricking Boy Scouts.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 06, 2020 03:40 PM (VHwfF)

And the way they did it? Wow.

Force the Boy Scouts to accept Gay Scout leaders.

Then change a law so people can sue for Sexual Predation even if many years in the past.

So you force them to accept as leaders, the very people who DO the thing, which bankrupts the Boy Scouts.

/facepalm
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2020 03:44 PM (NgKpN)

Tillerson did that

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 06, 2020 03:47 PM (xRat9)

562 Test
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 06, 2020 03:37 PM (Do5/p)

Oh crap, I didn't study.


*Looks down*

Well I am wearing pants, so at least it isn't _that_ dream.

Again.

Posted by: Bete at July 06, 2020 03:48 PM (Ojki1)

563 I've seriously not come that close to decking somebody for a long, long time. I mean, really close. Keying his car also seemed a viable option, but I restrained myself. I will remember him though. Too bad dark blue S Model Teslas are a dime a dozen here.
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 06, 2020 03:13 PM (8B6Ng)

should have sugared his gas tank.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 06, 2020 03:48 PM (W+bAj)

564 556 Some f'ing E-5 armorer stole them and tried to pawn them.
Posted by: SMH at July 06, 2020 03:47 PM (RU4sa)

==========

And now he's one of the Joint Chiefs.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 06, 2020 03:48 PM (LvTSG)

565 The Washington Sharts

Posted by: Al Roker at July 06, 2020 03:48 PM (v0R5T)

566 550 As far as sports teams go, I'm shifting my focus to the Hokkaido Nippon-Ham Fighters.

For me, it's Two Words:

Women's. Curling.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 06, 2020 03:48 PM (FtO5h)

567 552 I really do think the NFL is in a death spiral. If Stadiums were open they would still be full this season, but I just can't see it lasting another 20 years. And, yes, I pulled that number out of my ass.
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 06, 2020 03:46 PM (lgiXo)

I don't even see it lasting through the fall. It's dark, but more and more I this fall and winter as when everything finally blows up for good. I don't know where we'll end up, but we're not going back to the world we had even 6 months ago.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 06, 2020 03:48 PM (Kpl3J)

568 And now he's one of the Joint Chiefs.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 06, 2020 03:48 PM (LvTSG)

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Wouldn't surprise me in the least.

Posted by: SMH at July 06, 2020 03:48 PM (RU4sa)

569 352 OK. It wasn't very presidential, but Hot Dang, that was funny.
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at July 06, 2020 03:25 PM (xptlg)

I don't know about that.
You know really isn't Presidential? Bowing to foreign kings and despots (obama), plotting to overthrow the country (obama), stashing guns and munitions for said plot (obama), never responding to lies and
calumny (bush), pushing a globalist agenda (bush and bush), sexualpredation (clinton, kennedy, johnson)...

As Lincoln said, "I like this man, he fights."

Posted by: Flyover at July 06, 2020 03:48 PM (Rbu5d)

570 >>>As far as sports teams go, I'm shifting my focus to the Hokkaido Nippon-Ham Fighters.


NASCAR effectively lost me, but my kids still like it, so I don't ruin it for them. The NHL is all I really have left, and while they are borderline woke on some things, they haven't gone off the deep end yet.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2020 03:48 PM (AFSld)

571 #552 full contact football is a dead man walking with 100% concussion injury.

Posted by: torabora at July 06, 2020 03:49 PM (Z5jS/)

572 Washington They/Them

Posted by: Fat gender studies chick with purple hair at July 06, 2020 03:49 PM (2M/TV)

573 >> know what song they could play before every game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7iVsdRbhnc


LOL. Also, King Missile's biggest hit

Posted by: Lizzy at July 06, 2020 03:49 PM (bDqIh)

574 University of Memphis has announced they'll have BLM stickers on their helmets this year. Fucking assholes.

How about Black Brains Matter?

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"A mind is a terrible thing to waste..." Remember that commercial for the United Negro College Fund? Unfortunately, minds wasted is exactly the result of sending it packing off to nearly any university in the country today.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 06, 2020 03:49 PM (O+I8R)

575 The Boy Scout thing is really bizarre. The same people who were demanding that openly gay scouts and scout masters be allowed are now suing for Sexual abuse of scouts by scout masters.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation

It's almost as if the whole idea was to destroy everything wholesome.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 06, 2020 03:49 PM (+y/Ru)

576 >>>should have sugared his gas tank.


The banana in the tailpipe!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2020 03:49 PM (AFSld)

577 It's almost as if universities are the origin of our catastrophe or something.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 06, 2020 03:47 PM (L6ZYH)
+++++++++++
The most valuable thing we could do legislatively is:
- Remove the bankruptcy exemption for student loans
- Eliminate 100% of all government funding for universities (federally, anyway, each state would have to do their own things in this regard)

Watch it implode like a dying star. Every sub-Tier-2 university in the country would be bankrupt within two years. Half of the Tier-2s would go. The Tier-1s would be fine, but not many people go to them.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2020 03:49 PM (hYcqw)

578 526
The Buffalo Beerguts.



or,



The Buffalo Frozen Tundra

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 06, 2020 03:43 PM (FtO5h)



The Buffalo Wings

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 06, 2020 03:44 PM (lgiXo)

___________


The Buffalo Were All Killed By The White Man!

Posted by: ShainS at July 06, 2020 03:50 PM (/inql)

579 I always assume people are talking about the Bureau of Land Management. Posted by: TheJamesMadison


**********

I foresee a Babylon Bee story where a Bureau truck with "BLM" on the doors unintentionally becomes a protest lead vehicle while the guy's just trying to get to work.

Posted by: Fred at July 06, 2020 03:50 PM (hczC1)

580 The NHL is all I really have left, and while they are borderline woke on some things, they haven't gone off the deep end yet.

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Time to bring back Roller Derby?

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 06, 2020 03:51 PM (O+I8R)

581 If Gary Bettman was smart, which he is not, he could capitalize on this retardation bigly.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 06, 2020 03:51 PM (QBLfJ)

582
The Buffalo Were All Killed By The White Man!
Posted by: ShainS at July 06, 2020 03:50 PM (/inql)


They took the wings and left the rest behind.

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 06, 2020 03:51 PM (lgiXo)

583 lol
—Ace
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Do you want a timeout, little mister?

Posted by: S. E. Cupp at July 06, 2020 03:51 PM (Eicbe)

584 The NFL can lick my ass. Not a minute of it will I ever watch again. I went from being a huge football fan in my yoot. I played football in grade school and then HS. Used to plan my Sundays around it. Went to games, bought jerseys etc. Had kids and it became less important, was a casual fan. Then the kneeling. My interest went to 2 on the interested meter. I didn't think there was anything else they could do to make me swear it off forever. I was wrong. They did.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 06, 2020 03:51 PM (TULSu)

585 The Buffalo Were All Killed By The White Man!
Posted by: ShainS at July 06, 2020 03:50 PM (/inql)

Uncle Ted wrote a song about it.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 06, 2020 03:51 PM (FtO5h)

586 579 I always assume people are talking about the Bureau of Land Management. Posted by: TheJamesMadison


**********

I foresee a Babylon Bee story where a Bureau truck with "BLM" on the doors unintentionally becomes a protest lead vehicle while the guy's just trying to get to work.
Posted by: Fred at July 06, 2020 03:50 PM (hczC1)

==========

Maybe you should send it in.

People always love free content.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 06, 2020 03:51 PM (LvTSG)

587 >>>should have sugared his gas tank.


The banana in the tailpipe!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2020 03:49 PM (AFSld)

Both would work on the flat bed that will one day be called when that battery goes down.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 06, 2020 03:51 PM (FeOTH)

588 >>Washington They/Them

ROTFL

Posted by: Lizzy at July 06, 2020 03:52 PM (bDqIh)

589 Gutfeld should issue an on-air apology for unleashing Cupp on the world.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 06, 2020 03:52 PM (FtO5h)

590 "First, I don't think the fans have faith in Dolan to compete financially. What's too bad is that if Francona had been the manager in the 90s instead of that fat boring tub of shit, Mike Hargrove, they'd have surely won in 97 and maybe more. In 2016, talent wise they had no business being up 3-1 on those vermin Cubs but Francona pushed all the right buttons, particularly after a starting pitcher was injured from fucking around with a drone like a retard and slicing a finger on his pitching hand.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 06, 2020 03:44 PM (y7DUB)"

Eh, I feel like almost every manager uses Mesa to close out Game 7. And not enough people blame the actual goat, Orel Hershiser - he was amazing in 95, but was atrocious in his two 97 WS starts. A lot of bats just went dead too. In retrospect, Mike Jackson should have been the closer, but Mesa was aces in 95 and 96.

Not to defend Hargrove, who was a shitty on-field manager.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 06, 2020 03:53 PM (icI8A)

591 >>>Time to bring back Roller Derby?


YES!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2020 03:53 PM (AFSld)

592 This Indians name change is a bit of a slap the face for this reason too....Notorious losers the Indians may be, but they nevertheless won the WS 100 years ago in 1920. Catcher on that team was a guy named Steve O'Neill. If they gave WS MVPs back then, he would have won it. Had a great series with the stick. Like America's Great Confused Hope, Joe Biden, O'Neill hailed from Scranton, PA. God bless baseball.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 06, 2020 03:53 PM (ja/kn)

593 The Washington Bedshats.

Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2020 03:53 PM (Eicbe)

594 I think the NFL should spend 3 hours playing various musical tributes to all of the ethnicities represented on the teams competing.

Then the NFL Safety Council will award points based on whether the right people kneeled or stood at the "correct" times.

Eff the football game. No one is watching anyway.

Posted by: blaster at July 06, 2020 03:53 PM (ZfRYq)

595 There is a kulak in Colorado who wears it on his sleeve (I saw kulak in its American equivalent - a well-to-do farmer). His farm is near the highway and he has a big metal outbuilding (a garage, I think) with an anti-NFL sign hanging on it. It's metal and very well done. I suspect he has a shop. Also big "Make America Great Again" sign in metal letters on the same building. And a short big-rig trailer done up as a Trump campaign sign.

Makes me sigh appreciatively every time I drive by it. Dude doesn't give a fuck.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2020 03:53 PM (hYcqw)

596 The Washington Lying Sacks of Shit
Oh, wait... we're talking about football.

Posted by: wth at July 06, 2020 03:54 PM (v0R5T)

597 Does anyone know why the Chicago Blackhawks are getting a total pass here? Is it a Chicago thing, or am I missing something?

Posted by: Fortcoins at July 06, 2020 03:54 PM (nV60k)

598 The Cleveland Ohios

Now THAT'S a low blow.

Posted by: Fred at July 06, 2020 03:54 PM (hczC1)

599 The only sport I've watched recently since I'm now boycotting tennis, was bowling while flipping through the channels. They don't bowl like they used to. They still look and dress the same though.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 06, 2020 03:54 PM (FeOTH)

600 San diego padres

Fighting Irish


The Horror!

Bout done with sports ball.

Posted by: Simplemind at July 06, 2020 03:55 PM (BBsxs)

601 Steve O'Neill was the first ex-player to get into broadcasting. A pioneer who never really got his due.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 06, 2020 03:55 PM (icI8A)

602 Amerindians are no longer allowed to be a part of organic American culture. They may only exist as cartoon characters in the great neo-Marxist melodrama.

You might say that the neurotic white man has put them on a reservation.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 06, 2020 03:55 PM (M/9m0)

603 Does anyone know why the Chicago Blackhawks are getting a total pass here? Is it a Chicago thing, or am I missing something?

Posted by: Fortcoins at July 06, 2020 03:54 PM (nV60k)

-

No one cares about a team named after helicopters.

Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 06, 2020 03:56 PM (kc5DY)

604 Here's an idea: The Cleveland Columbuses!

Posted by: blaster at July 06, 2020 03:56 PM (ZfRYq)

605 Problematic team names:
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Mel Brooks was counting on cashing in on 'Kansas City Faggots'.

Posted by: BluesFish at July 06, 2020 03:56 PM (xu5iA)

606 OT: I know the book thread isn't until Sunday, but our library opened back up today. Masks are required for entry, but it's a small price to pay. I read plenty of tomes online, but this old school dude prefers the physical copies. Now I have a stack to last me a good while!

Posted by: Fortcoins at July 06, 2020 03:56 PM (nV60k)

607 What's high in the middle and low in the IQ? O-hi-O, O-hi-O.

Posted by: zombie at July 06, 2020 03:56 PM (HEEq1)

608 The Washington Muggers.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 06, 2020 03:56 PM (H3MF8)

609 University of Memphis should just go with a hammer and cycle

Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2020 03:56 PM (6f16T)

610 Disagree about MVP, though - it would have been Stan Coveleski, who went 3-0 with 3 CG's.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 06, 2020 03:57 PM (icI8A)

611 The "Fighting Irish" is offensive!

We demand "Fighting Drunk Irishmen!"

Posted by: BLM at July 06, 2020 03:57 PM (Eicbe)

612 >>>The Cleveland Ohios


The Cleveland Rocks

Posted by: Drew Carey at July 06, 2020 03:57 PM (AFSld)

613 Chicago Gang Bangers

Posted by: torabora at July 06, 2020 03:57 PM (Z5jS/)

614 The "Fighting Irish" is offensive!

We demand "Fighting Drunk Irishmen!"

Posted by: BLM at July 06, 2020 03:57 PM (Eicbe)

That's just assumed.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 06, 2020 03:58 PM (FeOTH)

615 Here's a valid stat:

realDonaldTrump 2h

...of 2,541 patients hospitalized between March 10 and May 2, 2020 across the system's six hospitals, the study found 13% of those treated with hydroxychloroquine alone died compared to 26.4% not treated with hydroxychloroquine.
@HenryFordNews

Posted by: Braenyard at July 06, 2020 03:58 PM (Okeht)

616 I don't own the clothes I'm wearing

And the thread goes on forever ....

Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2020 03:59 PM (ZLI7S)

617 Buffalo Pony Soldiers....of course

Posted by: torabora at July 06, 2020 03:59 PM (Z5jS/)

618 This is all about being offended for someone else. I doubt Indians care about the name or the spinning technique. But you must be made to care.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 06, 2020 03:59 PM (YynYJ)

619 Washington Self Tanners

Posted by: wth at July 06, 2020 03:59 PM (v0R5T)

620 606 OT: I know the book thread isn't until Sunday, but our library opened back up today. Masks are required for entry, but it's a small price to pay. I read plenty of tomes online, but this old school dude prefers the physical copies. Now I have a stack to last me a good while!
Posted by: Fortcoins


Wait -- your local library still stocks normal books? Out in my neck of the woods, the library system has basically been purged of any books or videos that represent The Evil Old Ways, and all that is left are "Maria Wants to Be an Astronaut!" and documentaries praising Malcolm X.

Posted by: zombie at July 06, 2020 03:59 PM (HEEq1)

621 Chicago Cement Overshoes.

Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2020 03:59 PM (Eicbe)

622 Eh, I feel like almost every manager uses Mesa to close out Game 7. And not enough people blame the actual goat, Orel Hershiser - he was amazing in 95, but was atrocious in his two 97 WS starts. A lot of bats just went dead too. In retrospect, Mike Jackson should have been the closer, but Mesa was aces in 95 and 96.

Not to defend Hargrove, who was a shitty on-field manager.
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 06, 2020 03:53 PM (icI8A)


John Hart played a part by not including Tony Pena, Mesa's regular season catcher, on the post season roster. Pena would go out to the mound and whack Mesa with his glove to get his head in the game. I don't blame Mesa as much as I did Hart and fatfuck Grover.

Hargrove got smoked by Jim Leland in that series, particularly knowing when to pinch hit for pitchers. All Hargrove thought of was lefty/righty shit.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 06, 2020 03:59 PM (y7DUB)

623 The Atlanta Arsonists

Posted by: torabora at July 06, 2020 04:00 PM (Z5jS/)

624 University of Memphis should just go with a hammer and cycle
Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2020 03:56 PM


The bike lane thing really is getting out of control, isn't it?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 06, 2020 04:00 PM (ejd/p)

625 >>>Amerindians are no longer allowed to be a part of organic American culture.


Terrific point. These leagues are eliminating all the American Indian names and erasing them from history. Wonder how non-Warren Indians feel about that. You have no mascots anymore.

See also: North Dakota Sioux, er, Random Names

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2020 04:00 PM (AFSld)

626 I'm also sick of stuff in Cleveland getting named for rock and roll. We aren't the birthplace of rock. Alan Fried used the term first? Cool, he also later was disgraced in the payola scandals, maybe we should be the Cleveland Bribes.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 06, 2020 04:00 PM (icI8A)

627 "Giants" is offensive to little people.

I wonder why no team ever named themselves "The Midgets."

Midgets are scary.

Posted by: RKae at July 06, 2020 04:00 PM (FPI+c)

628 Theory:

Trump doesn't believe that he'll get a large number of black voters, but he does believe that the black vote is less sure for Democrats this year than in years before. So, he called up Kanye and worked with him to start a bid for president to appeal directly and solely to black people to help split the black vote and help ensure a Trump victory in November.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 06, 2020 04:00 PM (LvTSG)

629 The "Fighting Irish" is offensive!

We demand "Fighting Drunk Irishmen!"

Posted by: BLM at July 06, 2020 03:57 PM (Eicbe)

That's just assumed.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 06, 2020 03:58 PM (FeOTH)
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Smelly too?

Posted by: BLM at July 06, 2020 04:00 PM (Eicbe)

630 Philadelphia Street Apes

Posted by: torabora at July 06, 2020 04:01 PM (Z5jS/)

631 570---- The NHL is all I really have left, and while they are borderline woke on some things, they haven't gone off the deep end yet.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2020 03:48 PM (AFSld)
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*sigh*

Posted by: Zombie Kate Smith at July 06, 2020 04:01 PM (M/9m0)

632 The Washington Lying Dog-Faced Pony Soldiers.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 06, 2020 04:01 PM (H3MF8)

633 Rename the Redskins to honor Seth Rich.

Posted by: mr tmz at July 06, 2020 04:01 PM (m/Gc2)

634 Theory:

Trump doesn't believe that he'll get a large number of black voters, but he does believe that the black vote is less sure for Democrats this year than in years before. So, he called up Kanye and worked with him to start a bid for president to appeal directly and solely to black people to help split the black vote and help ensure a Trump victory in November.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 06, 2020 04:00 PM (LvTSG)


Alternate theory: Kanye is in a manic phase.

Posted by: blaster at July 06, 2020 04:01 PM (ZfRYq)

635 >>> I'm also sick of stuff in Cleveland getting named for rock and roll.


I was ecstatic we didn't get that museum. We were one of the finalists, and Philly hasn't been a rock town since what, the 50's?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2020 04:01 PM (AFSld)

636 The Boston No Irish!

Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2020 04:01 PM (ZLI7S)

637 268 I so want the Redskins to go full blown politically correct. I not, only, want them to ditch their current name...I want them to choose something cringe worthy and embarrassing.
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This is exactly how two groups of people, the Sad Puppies and Rabid Puppies, made the SFWA and the Hugo Awards destroy themselves completely. It worked.

And I agree with the tactic. Encourage them to go even further. Same with TV and film.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at July 06, 2020 04:01 PM (lW69B)

638 Is Oklahoma going to have to change its name. It means Red People in Choctaw.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 06, 2020 04:02 PM (FeOTH)

639 I wonder how this all would have gone down if the KKK had said long ago, "We don't want our teams named after injuns!"

Posted by: RKae at July 06, 2020 04:02 PM (FPI+c)

640 The pressure to change team names once would have bothered me, but not really anymore. I don't care what sports teams do, and if Indians want to reduce their references in popular culture to discount cigarettes and second-rate casinos, fine by me.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 06, 2020 04:02 PM (H5knJ)

641 634 Theory:

Trump doesn't believe that he'll get a large number of black voters, but he does believe that the black vote is less sure for Democrats this year than in years before. So, he called up Kanye and worked with him to start a bid for president to appeal directly and solely to black people to help split the black vote and help ensure a Trump victory in November.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 06, 2020 04:00 PM (LvTSG)

Alternate theory: Kanye is in a manic phase.

Posted by: blaster at July 06, 2020 04:01 PM (Zf

==========

Well, things spiraled for him when he found out he was a gay fish.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 06, 2020 04:02 PM (LvTSG)

642 Alternate theory: Kanye is in a manic phase.

Agreed... I doubt he can get on any ballots anyway

Posted by: It's me donna at July 06, 2020 04:02 PM (Zmnko)

643 Broseidon...O'Neill managed the WS champ 1946 Tigers too. Was once thought to have a decent shot to get in Hall of Fame via veteran's committee, but that ship has sailed I think. Don't think he was an angel though. Played for the Yankees in 1925, and legend has it he used to bring his buddy Babe Ruth back to Scranton on off days. Scranton had a bit of a notorious brothel district back then. Babe liked getting out of big city and peering eyes and just cutting loose. Late in 1925 Ruth got a "big bellyache" that more or less sidelined him the rest of the season. Yanks didn't win pennant. O'Neill wasn't back in 1926....

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 06, 2020 04:02 PM (ja/kn)

644 The Cleveland Bankrupts.

The Washington Grifters.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 06, 2020 04:02 PM (hKLpI)

645 NASCAR race last night was the most watched show on network tv. Like the NFL, they will be fine since millions of people are addicted to this shit mainly cuz gambling.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at July 06, 2020 04:02 PM (/UAb3)

646 Heard a report that minority stakeholders are trying to sell off their Redskins ownership.

Well, duh. They are just about to watch a billion dollars of brand equity set on fire for no good reason.

Good luck finding buyers.

Posted by: blaster at July 06, 2020 04:02 PM (ZfRYq)

647 >>>*sigh*



The only reason I still watch after that fucking disgrace is because I despise the Flyers. Hate them more than I hate the Phillies.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2020 04:02 PM (AFSld)

648 "Hargrove got smoked by Jim Leland in that series, particularly knowing when to pinch hit for pitchers. All Hargrove thought of was lefty/righty shit.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 06, 2020 03:59 PM (y7DUB)"

The 97 team were playing over their heads all season, though. The 95 team was legitimately one of the best to ever suit up, and should have won it all. 97, we beat a couple better teams to make it to the WS, and lost to a team we probably should have beat. Pena wasn't on the Indians in 97 - which might be the reason Mesa was never his 1995 self again. That and his rage issues. It just hurt to lose to a team with no history and no fanbase that sold everybody off less than a year later.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 06, 2020 04:03 PM (icI8A)

649 530

Hell, I remember being locked in barracks for three stinkin' days over a missing bayonet.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 06, 2020 03:44 PM

I'm starving! We ain't had nothing but maggoty bread for three stinkin' days!

Hey, that's it! Washington Maggots.

Posted by: Captain Orc at July 06, 2020 04:03 PM (Do5/p)

650 641 634 Theory:

Trump doesn't believe that he'll get a large number of black voters, but he does believe that the black vote is less sure for Democrats this year than in years before. So, he called up Kanye and worked with him to start a bid for president to appeal directly and solely to black people to help split the black vote and help ensure a Trump victory in November.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 06, 2020 04:00 PM (LvTSG)

Alternate theory: Kanye is in a manic phase.

Posted by: blaster at July 06, 2020 04:01 PM (Zf

==========

Well, things spiraled for him when he found out he was a gay fish.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 06, 2020 04:02 PM (LvTSG)

Wasn't it a dragon?

Posted by: Someguy at July 06, 2020 04:03 PM (Zm+LZ)

651 15
The Braves and Blawkhawks are next.


Posted by: CDC at July 06, 2020 02:58 PM (sX1BW)

What no love?

Posted by: Sterotypical Druken Irish Guy Mascots at July 06, 2020 04:04 PM (xaypX)

652 Anacostia Quail

Posted by: SMOD at July 06, 2020 04:04 PM (3aI0K)

653 The Washington Soibois

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 06, 2020 04:04 PM (W2Pud)

654 Radio play caller

They're going ape! Throwing the benches and water buckets on the field. Beating the refs. Dragging fans out of the stands and pummeling them....

Posted by: torabora at July 06, 2020 04:04 PM (Z5jS/)

655 626 I'm also sick of stuff in Cleveland getting named for rock and roll. We aren't the birthplace of rock. Alan Fried used the term first? Cool, he also later was disgraced in the payola scandals, maybe we should be the Cleveland Bribes.
Posted by: Broseidon


In 1934 some anthropologist recording folk songs in the Bahamas transcribed variant lyrics for the Bahamian folk song "Bimini Gal," and one of the verses went

Bimini Gal is a rock and a roller
Never get a lickin' til I go down to Bimini.

So now the date for the first use of the term rock and roll is way back in 1934. Alan Fred was a latecomer.

Posted by: zombie at July 06, 2020 04:04 PM (HEEq1)

656 Washington Nacotchtanks

Posted by: SMOD at July 06, 2020 04:04 PM (3aI0K)

657 NASCAR race last night was the most watched show on network tv. Like the NFL, they will be fine since millions of people are addicted to this shit mainly cuz gambling.
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at July 06, 2020 04:02 PM (/UAb3)

Are they getting new fans because it's a fact that they are losing a number prior viewers.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 06, 2020 04:04 PM (FeOTH)

658 I'm sure I probably missed the comments about it but I just heard about Charlie Daniels.

Posted by: Someguy at July 06, 2020 04:04 PM (Zm+LZ)

659 occam's: Ah yes, the bellyache heard round the world. Almost certainly was actually an STD that the press covered up. Ruth certainly got better in 1926 and 1927, though.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 06, 2020 04:04 PM (icI8A)

660 I'm also sick of stuff in Cleveland getting named for rock and roll. We aren't the birthplace of rock. Alan Fried used the term first? Cool, he also later was disgraced in the payola scandals, maybe we should be the Cleveland Bribes.
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 06, 2020 04:00 PM (icI8A)


Don't get me started on that fucking dump.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 06, 2020 04:05 PM (y7DUB)

661 Washington Algonquians

Posted by: SMOD at July 06, 2020 04:05 PM (3aI0K)

662 The Oakland Strollers

Posted by: torabora at July 06, 2020 04:05 PM (Z5jS/)

663 Defund the Police
Dial 911

http://tinyurl.com/y9atsuxm
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y9atsuxm

Posted by: Braenyard at July 06, 2020 04:05 PM (Okeht)

664 646 Heard a report that minority stakeholders are trying to sell off their Redskins ownership.

Well, duh. They are just about to watch a billion dollars of brand equity set on fire for no good reason.

Good luck finding buyers.
Posted by: blaster at July 06, 2020 04:02 PM (ZfRYq)

What does Goodell make in return for his stewardship of the NFL? Is it $40 million annually?

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 06, 2020 04:05 PM (lgiXo)

665 should have sugared his gas tank.
The banana in the tailpipe!
--
See 'Tesla'

Posted by: FrodoB-
Back in the paddle again at July 06, 2020 04:05 PM (dQF3z)

666 >>>The Braves and Blawkhawks are next.


Braves said LOLGF the other day. They aren't changing. NHL likely won't put up with this, either. Blackhawks will never change their name with the current owner.

Plus, you'll have a million "Hocks" fans looking for vengeance afterward.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2020 04:05 PM (AFSld)

667 @538

I'm watching Keisha Lance Bottoms and this clown Affirmative Action Police commissioner in Chicago get all angry and upset and acting like they are just a couple of bystanders in all of this...


Uhmm, jackasses, you run the joint, you want the killings to stop?


You have the ability to stop it but you'd rather talk about white supremacy.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 06, 2020 04:05 PM (CCeYA)

668 Washington Nameroughquenas

Posted by: SMOD at July 06, 2020 04:06 PM (3aI0K)

669 Washington Deficits

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at July 06, 2020 04:06 PM (tYDHt)

670 Last week I was thinking man if TSLA breaks a thousand again, its probably time to sell. Then didn't.

Closed today at $1370.

Posted by: blaster at July 06, 2020 04:06 PM (ZfRYq)

671 I'm sure I probably missed the comments about it but I just heard about Charlie Daniels.
Posted by: Someguy

---

You didn't just miss the posts, you missed the entire get-the-wrong-name thread.

Posted by: RKae at July 06, 2020 04:06 PM (FPI+c)

672 Rename the Redskins to honor Seth Rich.

The Washington Dead Interns?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 06, 2020 04:06 PM (naEeR)

673 >NASCAR race last night was the most watched show on network tv.

like rubberneckers rolling by a traffic accident

Posted by: DB- just DB at July 06, 2020 04:07 PM (iTXRQ)

674 > So, he called up Kanye and worked with him to start a bid for president to appeal directly and solely to black people to help split the black vote and help ensure a Trump victory in November.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 06, 2020 04:00 PM (LvTSG)

> Alternate theory: Kanye is in a manic phase.

> Posted by: blaster at July 06, 2020 04:01 PM (Zf

Those aren't mutually exclusive. They could both be true.

While he's missed the filing deadline in a number of states, few of those are swing states. North Carolina is the only one with a significant number of EVs, from what I can see.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 06, 2020 04:07 PM (hKLpI)

675 Washington Lance Bottoms?

Posted by: FrodoB-
Back in the paddle again at July 06, 2020 04:07 PM (dQF3z)

676 The Washington We Have Evidence To Put Hillary Behind Bars

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2020 04:07 PM (AFSld)

677 Surely there are some attention-craving Scandis who can object to that demeaning Viking cartoon character!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 06, 2020 04:07 PM (M/9m0)

678 Columbian Heroins

Posted by: SMOD at July 06, 2020 04:07 PM (3aI0K)

679 >>The NHL is all I really have left, and while they are borderline woke on some things, they haven't gone off the deep end yet.


They are well down the path...the Canadian Teams are already gone.

Posted by: garrett at July 06, 2020 04:07 PM (fCTO3)

680 Bing the boom every Sunday.

Posted by: Washington Red Guards at July 06, 2020 04:08 PM (xaypX)

681 #657 you don't think the view numbers are juiced?

They get ad $$$'s based on eyeballs. So yes they bribe the pollsters.

Posted by: torabora at July 06, 2020 04:08 PM (Z5jS/)

682 How about the Washington Arkancide?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at July 06, 2020 04:08 PM (lW69B)

683 I'm watching Keisha Lance Bottoms and this clown Affirmative Action Police commissioner in Chicago get all angry and upset and acting like they are just a couple of bystanders in all of this...

---

The affirmative action hire that is the Seattle police chief actually had a pres conference to "wonder why black men are getting killed."

To wonder.

Like she's Hamlet or something.

Posted by: RKae at July 06, 2020 04:08 PM (FPI+c)

684 Washington Ecstasys

Posted by: SMOD at July 06, 2020 04:08 PM (3aI0K)

685 Pena wasn't on the Indians in 97 - which might be the reason Mesa was never his 1995 self again.

Damn you're right. I usually don't get shit like that wrong.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 06, 2020 04:08 PM (y7DUB)

686 Move the team to Parma, call them the Pierogis.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 06, 2020 04:08 PM (icI8A)

687 The Washington Fuckahwees

Posted by: wth at July 06, 2020 04:08 PM (v0R5T)

688 "Not any more stupid than the Wizards.



Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 06, 2020 03:43 PM (Do5/p)

---

What's so stupid about that?

Posted by: E. Gary Gygax"

OK how about the Washington Fairies? The Super Woke players shoould have no problem with that.

Posted by: Ripley at July 06, 2020 04:08 PM (MxEKc)

689 The Washington Prostrates

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 06, 2020 04:08 PM (O+I8R)

690 >>>They are well down the path...the Canadian Teams are already gone.


Boston wants to get rid of the Lincoln Emancipation statue. It will really piss me off if the Bruins go down that road.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2020 04:09 PM (AFSld)

691 You have the ability to stop it but you'd rather talk about white supremacy.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 06, 2020 04:05 PM (CCeYA)

I think it's more - but they'd rather it continue.

Posted by: ... at July 06, 2020 04:09 PM (ffond)

692 Don't get me started on that fucking dump.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 06, 2020 04:05 PM (y7DUB)

It does have a great medical facility and some significant architectural buildings. But overall....

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 06, 2020 04:09 PM (FeOTH)

693 Or Kanye is actually gong to campaign on many of PDTs key issues. he will then go on to endorse PDT and will give him 30% of the black vote.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 06, 2020 04:09 PM (W2Pud)

694 The Washington We Have Evidence To Put Hillary Behind Bars
Posted by: Wyatt Earp

---

No that's what gets your team killed.

People who have evidence against Hillary NEVER make the playoffs.

Posted by: RKae at July 06, 2020 04:09 PM (FPI+c)

695 683
I'm watching Keisha Lance Bottoms and this clown Affirmative Action
Police commissioner in Chicago get all angry and upset and acting like
they are just a couple of bystanders in all of this...

It seems like they are bystanders .. that's the problem

Posted by: SMOD at July 06, 2020 04:09 PM (3aI0K)

696 Some European goohead is trying to stoke up OUTRAGE!!!! against Autodesk (the CAD software people) because apparently some of their stock is owned by a fund that also owns BAD THINGS (e.g., coal mines).

The fact that a publicly-held company doesn't get any say in who buys their stock doesn't matter, apparently.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 06, 2020 04:09 PM (hKLpI)

697 Tennessee Titty Fuckers

Favorite of morons who still watch.

Posted by: torabora at July 06, 2020 04:09 PM (Z5jS/)

698 Nood

Posted by: Bete at July 06, 2020 04:09 PM (Ojki1)

699 The Washington RINOS.

Posted by: RKae at July 06, 2020 04:10 PM (FPI+c)

700 693 Or Kanye is actually gong to campaign on many of PDTs key issues. he will then go on to endorse PDT and will give him 30% of the black vote.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 06, 2020 04:09 PM (W2Pud)

============

I'd rather have him directly on the ticket because I think for many black people voting for Kanye will be easier than voting for Trump.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 06, 2020 04:10 PM (LvTSG)

701 I'm watching Keisha Lance Bottoms and this clown Affirmative Action Police commissioner in Chicago get all angry and upset and acting like they are just a couple of bystanders in all of this...
---
Isn't that their chosen role in all this?

Don't they identify as bystanders?

Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2020 04:10 PM (Eicbe)

702 "Damn you're right. I usually don't get shit like that wrong.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 06, 2020 04:08 PM (y7DUB)"

97 was Alomar's legendary year, though. People seem to think he was always great, which really isn't true - good defensively, but not the best in the league. But in 97 he carried the team - also won All Star Game MVP and his HR off Mariano Rivera won us the ALDS. So Pena wouldn't have seen much playing time anyway.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 06, 2020 04:10 PM (icI8A)

703 >>>People who have evidence against Hillary NEVER make the playoffs.



Just like the Browns.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2020 04:10 PM (AFSld)

704 Washington Dog Faced Pony Soldiers

Posted by: BifBewalski- Sinis Est Culus at July 06, 2020 04:10 PM (VcFUs)

705 Chesapeake Blues

(hint: I here that blue is unlucky on the Chesapeake)

Posted by: SMOD at July 06, 2020 04:10 PM (3aI0K)

706 Those aren't mutually exclusive. They could both be true.

While he's missed the filing deadline in a number of states, few of those are swing states. North Carolina is the only one with a significant number of EVs, from what I can see.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 06, 2020 04:07 PM (hKLpI)


I suspect this is just standard Ye craziness. He has yet to file with the FEC. Likely he has a gaggle of lawyers and accountants saying "umm you can't just run for President."

Posted by: blaster at July 06, 2020 04:11 PM (ZfRYq)

707 The affirmative action hire that is the Seattle
police chief actually had a pres conference to "wonder why black men are
getting killed."



To wonder.



Like she's Hamlet or something.





Posted by: RKae


If the MSM ever gets sick of covering for these dolts and worthless vermin their careers and many of the countries problem would be over in less than a year.

Posted by: Ripley at July 06, 2020 04:11 PM (MxEKc)

708 704
Washington Dog Faced Pony Soldiers

Coming onto the field are the Dog Faced Pony Soldiers

Posted by: SMOD at July 06, 2020 04:11 PM (3aI0K)

709 Midgets are scary.

Posted by: RKae at July 06, 2020 04:00 PM (FPI+c)
.........

Really. They're always trying to wrestle you and shit.

Posted by: wth at July 06, 2020 04:11 PM (v0R5T)

710 >>Boston wants to get rid of the Lincoln Emancipation statue. It will really piss me off if the Bruins go down that road.

Back in the day before the NHL were as big as they are now a bunch of the players used to hang out in the bars along Newbury Street. Derek Sanderson was one of the ringleaders.

No idea how he managed to skate the next day after some of the booze I saw him put away. He was a fun guy.

The league was a lot more enjoyable back then.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2020 04:12 PM (ZLI7S)

711 657 NASCAR race last night was the most watched show on network tv. Like the NFL, they will be fine since millions of people are addicted to this shit mainly cuz gambling.
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at July 06, 2020 04:02 PM (/UAb3)

Are they getting new fans because it's a fact that they are losing a number prior viewers.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 06, 2020 04:04 PM (FeOTH)

I looked up Deadline, a site with viewership numbers.

At 7 pm, NASCAR registered 4.01 million viewers, America's Funniest Home Videos registered 4.3 million viewers, and 60 minutes registered 6 million viewers. Later, NASCAR's numbers went up a bit when Fox showed Simpson's reruns and ABC put on Celebrity Family Feud.

compare to the Superbowl last year, which was the worst viewership in years with only 98 million viewers.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 06, 2020 04:12 PM (Kpl3J)

712 Wyatt I hope not but corporate America has gone woke and they wield a big stick.

Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2020 04:12 PM (6f16T)

713 After everything, I'm going with the Monuments as the best suggestion.

Posted by: An Observation at July 06, 2020 04:12 PM (DljYC)

714 707
The affirmative action hire that is the Seattle

police chief actually had a pres conference to "wonder why black men are

getting killed."


Seems like that boat sailed a long time ago.

Posted by: SMOD at July 06, 2020 04:12 PM (3aI0K)

715 People people people, every place name, every company mascot, every thing and thought, if it can be traced back to POCs, it's rayciss.

You there, you living Washington, your state is rayciss cuz of slaves. You living in San Francisco, your city is named after genocidal Christianists. Mississississippi is right out, of course.

New York? Did old York not mistreat the Scots and Irish? I thought so.

In fact, the only acceptable place names in the U.S. are Blue Balls, PA and Bald Knob, AK.

Posted by: Zombie S. Freud at July 06, 2020 04:12 PM (hku12)

716 Chesapeake Blues
.......

Chesapeake Floaters

Posted by: wth at July 06, 2020 04:13 PM (v0R5T)

717 So the Philadelphia Eagles...the team named after the National Bird of White Supremacy is going to get a pass???

I can't even.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 06, 2020 04:13 PM (Jx5Qs)

718 Tennessee Titty Fuckers play caller

And that ball is going waaaaaay down the field into the crack in the grass for another Titty Fucker field goal.

Posted by: torabora at July 06, 2020 04:13 PM (Z5jS/)

719 Question

Does this mean they will have to take me seriously when i ask them to change my kids high school mascot name from the Demons to something less offensive?

Posted by: BILL Z BUUB at July 06, 2020 04:13 PM (BBsxs)

720 707
The affirmative action hire that is the Seattle
police chief actually had a pres conference to "wonder why black men are
getting killed."


Clearly, somebody missed their EST training

Posted by: SMOD at July 06, 2020 04:13 PM (3aI0K)

721 If the MSM ever gets sick of covering for these dolts and worthless vermin their careers and many of the countries problem would be over in less than a year.
Posted by: Ripley at July 06, 2020 04:11 PM (MxEKc)

Once Susan Rice takes over the Oval Office, they won't need the distraction anymore and she'll give the order to cut it out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 06, 2020 04:14 PM (Kpl3J)

722 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 06, 2020 04:00 PM (LvTSG)

Most plausible theory; Kanye is who he thinks he is. He is a brand.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at July 06, 2020 04:14 PM (cBG7x)

723 717
So the Philadelphia Eagles...the team named after the National Bird of White Supremacy is going to get a pass???

It's simple .. it's pronounced like Egles

Posted by: SMOD at July 06, 2020 04:14 PM (3aI0K)

724 580
Time to bring back Roller Derby?

rollerball would be more exciting.

Posted by: Anachronda at July 06, 2020 04:14 PM (sGtp+)

725 Kanye, if he gets on ballots in MI, OH, FL, PA, etc, is a safe harbor for potentially Trump-curious black men who see right through current BLM bullshit, and multiple generations of DNC bullshit. They might have voted DJT prior to the recent events, but are less likely to now. Not so much because they blame Trump but because they just don't want to listen to the women in their lives if/when they mention they voted Trump. So, Kanye. Easy. Done. Could help Trump a lot.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 06, 2020 04:14 PM (ja/kn)

726 709
Midgets are scary.



Posted by: RKae at July 06, 2020 04:00 PM (FPI+c)

.........



Really. They're always trying to wrestle you and shit.

Posted by: wth at July 06, 2020 04:11 PM (v0R5T)

Only thing to do is pick em up and throw em.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 06, 2020 04:14 PM (Jx5Qs)

727 The Washington Noods

Posted by: Diesel Jones at July 06, 2020 04:15 PM (0CeRG)

728 See 'Tesla'
Posted by: FrodoB-
Back in the paddle again at July 06, 2020 04:05 PM (dQF3z)

See the Moron who completely missed the joke!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 06, 2020 04:16 PM (Wwt0Q)

729 It's simple .. it's pronounced like Egles


Posted by: SMOD at July 06, 2020 04:14 PM (3aI0K)

there it is..fits right in to the culture.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 06, 2020 04:18 PM (Jx5Qs)

730 727
The Washington Noods



Posted by: Diesel Jones at July 06, 2020 04:15 PM (0CeRG)

clever!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 06, 2020 04:19 PM (Jx5Qs)

731 679

>>The NHL is all I really have left, and while they are borderline woke on some things, they haven't gone off the deep end yet.

They are well down the path... the Canadian Teams are already gone.

Posted by: garrett at July 06, 2020 04:07 PM

Yep, the NHL will be in lock step wokeness with the rest of the professional sports leagues.

Recall that one of the icons of Canadian hockey going back decades, Don Cherry, was unceremoniously fired for telling Canadians immigrants to respect military veterans.

If they will toss overboard a hockey icon like that for nothing other than expressing a defense of pride in Canada, the NHL will surely cave to Burn-Loot-Murder.

They are already working on it. And consider they are planning to expand to a franchise in SJW Seattle next year. So you know they're going to cater to SJWs.

I posted this a while back, article in The Athletic of what the NHL is doing to support Burn-Loot-Murder.

Kevin Weekes has a powerful voice and platform, and he's not afraid to use them

June 17, 2020

https://bit.ly/37FYiMB

Excerpt:

Weekes has never been shy about using his platform as a bully pulpit, and he's been particularly vocal during the recent social unrest following the killing of George Floyd by a former Minneapolis police officer. Last week, he had a 40-minute Instagram live chat with Jonathan Toews about his support of the Black Lives Matter movement. He's fought back against the "stick to sports" crowd on Twitter.

He notes that commissioner Gary Bettman and deputy commissioner Bill Daly have supported his efforts for inclusivity in hockey. He singles out Joel Quenneville, Stan Bowman, Jim Rutherford, Rod Brind'Amour, Lou Lamoriello, Glen Sather and the entire Edmonton Oilers organization as agents for positive change in the sport.

"But not everybody thinks like them," he said. "We need more people like that. The bottom line is, we haven't done enough as a league. I've been in a lot of discussions over the years. I've been to the White House on behalf of the league. I've done the congressional hockey caucus in D.C. on Capitol Hill. I've spoken to congresswomen and congressmen, all those different things, all the grassroots efforts and initiatives. But our numbers aren't where they need to be. It almost feels like Pi = 3.14, where we're around 20 players of color every year."

It's a long road to inclusivity, to equality in a sport with historic racial and socioeconomic factors working against it. But Weekes walks it with determination.

Posted by: Captain Orc at July 06, 2020 04:20 PM (Do5/p)

732 Annnd we're back...

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 06, 2020 04:20 PM (Do5/p)

733 Call them the Washington Negroes.

Watch heads explode.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at July 06, 2020 04:24 PM (SRRAx)

734 "University of Memphis has announced they'll have BLM stickers on their helmets this year."

Not the brightest move.

The more you have to insist something matters, the more likely it doesn't

Any man who must say "I am the King" is no true king - Tywin Lannister

Posted by: Fen at July 06, 2020 04:27 PM (TNHVJ)

735 Shut it down as unsafe at any speed. Use Nader's phrase. It would be a huge gain for the country. And funny.

Posted by: idea at July 06, 2020 04:29 PM (BRkq2)

736 As far as sports teams go, I'm shifting my focus to
the Hokkaido Nippon-Ham Fighters. Yeah, they might be playing in empty
stadiums right now, but they're still playing and managing to do it
without any of our political grievance whining.


Posted by: Dan K. at July 06, 2020 03:46 PM (jFfSK)

----------
I'm a Hiroshima Carp man, myself.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at July 06, 2020 04:42 PM (+3rQF)

737 Washington Paleface.

Posted by: demoncrat at July 06, 2020 05:12 PM (Cn6LG)

738 Washington Paleskins.

Posted by: demoncrat at July 06, 2020 05:14 PM (Cn6LG)

739 Washington Transgender Islamic Women of Color

The wokest of woke names

Posted by: creax at July 06, 2020 05:32 PM (hCqcJ)

740 SMOD #160:
Since the people in Washington all think they're smarter than us fly-over rubes, we need to add an adjective (more than half will think it's a compliment):
The Washington Intellectual Deficits.

Posted by: Dr. Weevil at July 06, 2020 05:38 PM (MPZz2)

741 Let the team name itself, ELIZABETH WARREN, AND SEE HOW WELL IT DOES.

Posted by: ron n. at July 06, 2020 05:46 PM (om5HK)

742 Our Man gets it.

We name teams after the warriors we think are totally Bad-Ass, and the Indian warriors are the epitome of bad-assery; hence the many team names.
We don't name teams after anyone we disrespect or look down on, or think is weak and cowardly.
But the Leftwing Beast must be fed.

Posted by: Beverly at July 06, 2020 06:52 PM (DRbHJ)

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