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Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, Duke of Seattle A-Number 1 at July 02, 2020 08:37 PM (SfYbS) 2
Corgis called.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, Duke of Seattle A-Number 1 at July 02, 2020 08:37 PM (SfYbS) 3
Hattrick?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, Duke of Seattle A-Number 1 at July 02, 2020 08:37 PM (SfYbS) 4
hiya
Posted by: JT at July 02, 2020 08:38 PM (arJlL) 5
Newsome is asshoe. Going out for sushi tonight before he orders San Diego county closed on Monday.
Posted by: keena at July 02, 2020 08:38 PM (RiTnx) 6
It's Friday at Lake Balaton
Posted by: Miklos, pinin for the Hungarian Fjord at July 02, 2020 08:38 PM (QzkSJ) 7
I have a few bottles of Plumpjack Chardonnay. Im trying to come up with a suitable use for them
Posted by: LASue at July 02, 2020 08:38 PM (Ed8Zd) 8
Are you even mildly shocked that Guvner Goodhair is exempt?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 02, 2020 08:38 PM (m/Sks) 9
Was supposed to pew pew pew this weekend. And fish. We'll see.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 02, 2020 08:38 PM (ycxIH) 10
I'm always sayin Ace needs to chillax.
Posted by: eleven at July 02, 2020 08:39 PM (XTyi0) 11
Plumpjack sounds like something you pay for in the seedier parts of San Francisco.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 02, 2020 08:39 PM (74TNp) 12
Ace, please relax and get some sleep. It will do wonders for your mental state. Posted by: LASue at July 02, 2020 08:39 PM (Ed8Zd) 13
Was supposed to pew pew pew this weekend. And fish. We'll see.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 02, 2020 08:38 PM (ycxIH) Pew pew pew. Visiting Chicago? Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 02, 2020 08:39 PM (S67j9) 14
Plumpjack is probably the gayest name since Gayville was established.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, Black Powder Matters at July 02, 2020 08:40 PM (SfYbS) 15
>>Plumpjack sounds like something you pay for in the seedier parts of San Francisco.
It's my porno name. Girthy. Posted by: JackStraw at July 02, 2020 08:40 PM (ZLI7S) 16
PlumpJack sounds ghey.
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 02, 2020 08:40 PM (AiZBA) 17
Fuck Newsom, the scum.
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 02, 2020 08:40 PM (8B6Ng) 18
Daily Mail:
tinyurl.com/yas68cdj ABC News reported this on their national tonight, back to back with Ace's story below. They left out the.audio. Daily Mail reported accurately. Posted by: Taqiyyologist at July 02, 2020 08:40 PM (lW69B) 19
Ace, you chillax, I will be reloading.
Posted by: henry at July 02, 2020 08:40 PM (J3Rfi) 20
Are you even mildly shocked that Guvner Goodhair is exempt?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead I recall that Gov. Moonbeam had the State Of California (taxpayers' expense) survey his family's land to see if there was oil or gas there. Posted by: Miklosian Recollections at July 02, 2020 08:41 PM (QzkSJ) 21
Currently, it costs the U.S. Mint 1.66 cents to make each one-cent coin, meaning that taxpayers are losing 0.66 of a cent for each one of the 9.1 billion pennies the Mint produces each year. That is a loss of $60,181,440 to produce pennies in 2016. The U.S. Mint makes an average of 21 million pennies per day which adds up to around nine billion pennies annually. If we just get rid of the penny, the U.S. Mint would cut its work in half. This figure does not include the time, fuel, expense, and hassle of carting all of those pennies around to the banks, merchants, etc.
Why do they make so many? Law says they have to make them, but do they have to crank them out as fast as the machines will run? Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 02, 2020 08:41 PM (dNzKv) 22
This can't go on either.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 02, 2020 08:41 PM (NWiLs) 23
Tomorrow will just be open threads. I need to chillax.
- I need a dozen cylinders of laughing gas. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 02, 2020 08:42 PM (+y/Ru) 24
PlumpJack? Is that like long pig?
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 02, 2020 08:42 PM (icI8A) 25
Should I look up "plumpjack" in the urban dictionary?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 02, 2020 08:42 PM (aKsyK) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 02, 2020 08:42 PM (3D/fK) 27
Plumpjack, yeah that says Californian all right
Posted by: Skip at July 02, 2020 08:42 PM (6f16T) 28
Currently, it costs the U.S. Mint 1.66 cents to make each one-cent coin, meaning that taxpayers are losing 0.66 of a cent for each one of the 9.1 billion pennies the Mint produces each year...
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 02, 2020 08:41 PM (dNzKv) First they came for the pennies and I said nothing... Posted by: DR.WTF at July 02, 2020 08:43 PM (AiZBA) 29
The U.S. Mint makes an average of 21 million pennies per day which adds up to around nine billion pennies annually. If we just get rid of the penny, the U.S. Mint would cut its work in half. This figure does not include the time, fuel, expense, and hassle of carting all of those pennies around to the banks, merchants, etc.
Why do they make so many? Law says they have to make them, but do they have to crank them out as fast as the machines will run? Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy 21 million x 365 days. WTF happened to last years pennies? Posted by: rickb223 at July 02, 2020 08:43 PM (ycxIH) 30
Thanks for everything you do, Ace. Enjoy!
Posted by: Daybreak at July 02, 2020 08:43 PM (BRkq2) Posted by: Miklosian Cash on the Barrelhead at July 02, 2020 08:43 PM (QzkSJ) 32
Fuck Newsom, the scum.
I'd prefer that out and out dick to the Andy Griffith Wanna' Be dick Holcomb from Indiana. Posted by: Political Mad Libs at July 02, 2020 08:43 PM (d6PIl) 33
This can't go on either.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo I think the blue state types like it, kinda like how some chicks like getting choked and called a whore*. *so I've been told. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, Black Powder Matters at July 02, 2020 08:43 PM (SfYbS) 34
Tomorrow will just be open threads. I need to chillax.
- I need a dozen cylinders of laughing gas. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Too bad we can't get a hookup thru the Commodore, NGU. Posted by: rickb223 at July 02, 2020 08:44 PM (ycxIH) Posted by: rhomboid at July 02, 2020 08:44 PM (El6T/) Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 02, 2020 08:44 PM (dNzKv) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 02, 2020 08:44 PM (aKsyK) 38
Which county is Gavin's restaurant in?
He didn't lock back down every county, just the ones he thought were misbehaving the worst. Still, hope Tucker exposes this tonight. Posted by: qdpsteve at July 02, 2020 08:44 PM (L2ZTs) 39
Wouldn't surprise me to see this asshole eating dinner here, in town this weekend.
He can tell everyone to lock themselves indoors and then travel to Montana and slurp his FIL's dick. Posted by: garrett at July 02, 2020 08:44 PM (wJMQd) 40
Cat Ass Trophy at July 02, 2020 08:41 PM
Geez! The government can't even make money without losing money! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 02, 2020 08:44 PM (+y/Ru) 41
DeWinemom in Ohio just this afternoon closed down the bars...again. Frankly, I was ready for him to dutifully jump on the Mandatory Maskapalooza bandwagon. I'm sure it's only a matter of time.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 02, 2020 08:44 PM (EgshT) 42
"*so I've been told.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, Black Powder Matters at July 02, 2020 08:43 PM (SfYbS)" Nah. It's like 75%, way more than 'some.' Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 02, 2020 08:45 PM (icI8A) 43
21 million x 365 days. WTF happened to last years pennies?
Posted by: rickb223 a Ou sont les sous d'antin? Posted by: Miklos "François" Villon at July 02, 2020 08:45 PM (QzkSJ) Posted by: garrett at July 02, 2020 08:45 PM (wJMQd) Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 02, 2020 08:45 PM (dNzKv) 46
Was at a coffee house, they used pennies to cover the floor.
Posted by: Pliney at July 02, 2020 08:45 PM (nzKWW) 47
How did it come to this?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 02, 2020 08:46 PM (NWiLs) Posted by: Karl Malden at July 02, 2020 08:46 PM (QzkSJ) 49
4 million jobs? We'll see about that!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 02, 2020 08:46 PM (dNzKv) 50
Evening.
Who says, "chillax," anymore? That word needs to be retired as a tool of systemic white supremacy. Posted by: Robert at July 02, 2020 08:46 PM (kpYSf) 51
Why do they make so many? Law says they have to make them, but do they have to crank them out as fast as the machines will run? Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 02, 2020 08:41 PM Because: Reasons Shut up, he explained Posted by: Penny Makin' Machine Operators Local 649 at July 02, 2020 08:46 PM (HAMha) 52
Cat Ass Trophy at July 02, 2020 08:41 PM
Geez! The government can't even make money without losing money! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks How the hell do you go bankrupt running a legal whorehouse? Posted by: rickb223 at July 02, 2020 08:46 PM (ycxIH) 53
Plumpjack sounds like something you pay for in the seedier parts of San Francisco.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 02, 2020 08:39 PM Sounds like something I saw in one of Zombie's photo essays from SF. *shudders* Posted by: Bert G at July 02, 2020 08:46 PM (OMsf+) 54
PlumpJack. FFS.
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 02, 2020 08:47 PM (MAF74) 55
How did it come to this?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 02, 2020 08:46 PM (NWiLs) What, chillaxing? Posted by: Robert at July 02, 2020 08:47 PM (kpYSf) 56
53 Plumpjack sounds like something you pay for in the seedier parts of San Francisco.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 02, 2020 08:39 PM Sounds like something I saw in one of Zombie's photo essays from SF. *shudders* Posted by: Bert G at July 02, 2020 08:46 PM (OMsf+) Like Inflated Scrotum Guy Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 02, 2020 08:47 PM (NWiLs) 57
If you want a taste of how bold BLM rioters are getting, this local news broadcast from the Iowa capital has a good video clip of rioters SWARMING police and hitting them from all angles. A friend had the whole clip, and after the news cast cuts off, a BLM guy jumps on a cop's back and slaps a chokehold on him.
The cop's weapon was pulled away (as the newscaster mentions). I'm shocked no one got seriously hurt or shot. If things continue to escalate like this, it's going to get bad. https://youtu.be/Owmr-K8O8Cg Posted by: Anon Moron at July 02, 2020 08:47 PM (ReE5g) 58
Also: Newsom said that restaurants that can serve people *outdoors,* can stay open. Supposedly it's only indoors places that have to close completely.
I'd call PlumpJack and ask if they're serving indoors, outdoors or both. Posted by: qdpsteve at July 02, 2020 08:47 PM (L2ZTs) 59
It's almost like there are different rules for the powerful "elite."
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 02, 2020 08:48 PM (KhSGY) 60
Cuomo and Newsome have been told: under no circumstances will there b normalcy. Act accordingly.
Newsome's talk about public health enforcers all over the state and Cuomo' nonsense about the lack of "citizen compliance" gives the game away. It's psuedo- tough guy nonsense from a couple of spineless nitwits. Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 02, 2020 08:48 PM (ja/kn) 61
Fuck Newsom, the scum. I'd prefer that out and out dick to the Andy Griffith Wanna' Be dick Holcomb from Indiana. Posted by: Political Mad Libs Indianapolis Mayor Joe Hogsett announced Thursday Marion County residents would be required to wear masks beginning July 9. The announcement comes just one day after Indiana Governor Eric Holcomb declined a statewide mask mandate, saying he trusted Hoosiers to make the right choice. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 02, 2020 08:48 PM (aKsyK) 62
How did it come to this?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo Once upon a time, there was a subhuman piece of shit named Franklin Roosevelt who staffed his administration with Soviet spies... Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, Black Powder Matters at July 02, 2020 08:48 PM (SfYbS) 63
Ah I remember sucking down down some fine plumpjack in Man's Country.
It really hits the spot. Well...multiple spots if it is long enough. Posted by: Barack Obama at July 02, 2020 08:48 PM (qlFIA) 64
ace mentioned "false imprisonment" in the previous thread
that's what ALL of this is that's what the lockdowns were they are locking US up I wonder if it makes hilary smile Posted by: BlackOrchidOfPrivilege at July 02, 2020 08:48 PM (j9HX3) 65
BFD, do you have a source for that? I just saw that a new order is being put into place that will have language to allow schools to open. Article said bars and restaurants can still have indoor service if they do the 6 feet between parties deal.
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 02, 2020 08:48 PM (icI8A) Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 02, 2020 08:48 PM (u82oZ) 67
21 million x 365 days. WTF happened to last years pennies?
************** For the Love of God save us. Posted by: Pennies Trapped in Piggy Banks Shaped Like Pepsi Cans at July 02, 2020 08:49 PM (+dsLj) 68
James Woods is a great Twatter.
Instapundit likes to quote some guy who said, "The police aren't there to defend us. They're there to defend the criminal from us." Sure looks like we're gonna see if that's accurate. Posted by: Botched_Lobotomy at July 02, 2020 08:49 PM (lRrON) 69
I always scan the ground while out and about in my AO.
I find pennies, dimes, quarters, jewelry, all kinds of stuff. I even saw a bum in front of a ghetto store one day and there was about 3 or 4 pennies laying about in front of him on the ground. I told him he was slipping and if your gonna bum don't leave money in the street. He jumped up and started cursing and pulling loose change out of his pockets and throwing the coins onto the ground. Amateur. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 02, 2020 08:49 PM (Z+IKu) 70
I imagine this will be the death blow for many hospitality businesses that have hung on until now, and were just re-opening in most places.
In order to 1) attempt the impossible, containing or slowing a prevalent virus, which 2) for most of the demo at these businesses, presents far less hazard than influenza. Posted by: rhomboid at July 02, 2020 08:50 PM (El6T/) 71
Only thing about Ohio I'm seeing on za Twittaz is that Dr. Acton quit, which I would think is a good thing.
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 02, 2020 08:50 PM (icI8A) 72
The announcement comes just one day after Indiana Governor Eric Holcomb declined a statewide mask mandate, saying he trusted Hoosiers to make the right choice.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 02, 2020 08:48 PM (aKsyK) Holcomb will do whatever DeWine and Beshears does. He just does it last. Uncannily consistent. I'll vote for an actual donkey over that guy. Posted by: Political Mad Libs at July 02, 2020 08:50 PM (d6PIl) 73
Newsom is a girlyman.
Posted by: runner at July 02, 2020 08:50 PM (PmAu7) 74
Speaking of pennies, I'm seeing lots of signs on doors about coin shortages.
It's like the government could fuck up a wet dream. Posted by: Robert at July 02, 2020 08:50 PM (kpYSf) 75
Probably some STGs and Russian carbines at the bottom.
Posted by: NaCly Dog Oh yes. They still find aircraft from time to time. Posted by: Miklos, going to the Balaton of South Carolina tomorrow at July 02, 2020 08:51 PM (QzkSJ) 76
Took awhile, but there is growing pushback to el Jefe's Texas Mask Order.
Numerous sheriff's departments have said, "Nope. Not enforcing it. Have better things to do". Posted by: rickb223 at July 02, 2020 08:51 PM (ycxIH) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 02, 2020 08:51 PM (wPVhA) 78
Our county Health Department has promised that any citizen in an indoor business without a mask will be fined or imprisoned for 30 days.
Our county sheriff said LOLGF, I'm not enforcing the rule because I believe it to be unconstitutional. I'm looking forward to a Health Department official popping in our business. It's game on, MFer. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 02, 2020 08:51 PM (2B7HV) 79
How the hell do you go bankrupt running a legal whorehouse?
Posted by: rickb223 It's the diversity, nondiscrimination, and seniority rules. Speaking of which, F the N words! No, really, that's what they want you to do. https://bit.ly/2YRjYCO Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 02, 2020 08:52 PM (+y/Ru) 80
>>> ace mentioned "false imprisonment" in the previous thread
that's what ALL of this is A saving grace here is Fuhrer Wolf mandated masks for everyone when they leave the house. A good 90% of the people I saw outside today were not wearing them. Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 02, 2020 08:52 PM (KhSGY) 81
Does the 100-comment rule apply?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 02, 2020 08:51 PM (wPVhA) It's now a 1,000 comment rule, but only for guys named after ancient philosophers. Posted by: Robert at July 02, 2020 08:52 PM (kpYSf) 82
57 AM one attack like that won't be without serious injury or death
Posted by: Skip at July 02, 2020 08:53 PM (6f16T) 83
Chillaxing sounds like a good idea.
I was encouraged to hear about the antifa bully and the child molester being arrested today. Posted by: Emmie at July 02, 2020 08:53 PM (clsJu) 84
I love James Wood, I watched an old movie of his wear he acted like James Wood, then a short TV series where he plays a character who acts like James Wood.
Best typecasted actor ever. May James Wood always be James Wood. Posted by: Two Weeks From Going on a James Wood Bingeathon on Amazon at July 02, 2020 08:53 PM (+dsLj) 85
We just had our greyhound put down. 14 years of being a good boy. Jackson will be missed.
Posted by: USNtakim at July 02, 2020 08:53 PM (0OmEj) 86
Did Newsom and Guilfoyle have children?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 02, 2020 08:53 PM (5HyS+) 87
New York City Council Speaker Corey
Johnson, who is leading an effort to defund the NYPD, lashed out at Leftist agitators who are harassing his boyfriend. Johnson revealed Tuesday that anti-police demonstrators have also vandalized the apartment building where his partner lives and sought to terrorize him at all hours of the night, the New York Post reported. "People have been coming to my partner's home multiple days over the last few weeks, at all hours," Johnson continued. "And that vandalism was to a building that's owned by a person of color. "My partner doesn't own that building, he's a renter. So, that vandalism - it's probably thousands of dollars to clean up," Johnson noted further. Wait... being harassed by the mobs and vandalism are bad things now? Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 02, 2020 08:53 PM (S67j9) 88
We go to Squaw Valley for Summer nearly every year. Love it there. His restaurant, Plumbjack, is one of the worst I've been. This was before I knew it was his. Overpriced and limited in choices.
When he was Lieutenant Gov a few years ago, I saw him at the Starbucks across the street in the little shopping area adjacent the ski resort. We were the only two in the place and he kept looking at me like he was going to say something, but thought better of it. I was not pleased to see him there and it must have showed, I guess. I was surprised at how feminine his posture was. Very diminutive. Dan Posted by: Dansgirls at July 02, 2020 08:54 PM (V25ON) 89
Newsome is a commie fuck...
Posted by: Pliney at July 02, 2020 08:54 PM (nzKWW) 90
74 Speaking of pennies, I'm seeing lots of signs on doors about coin shortages.
It's like the government could fuck up a wet dream. Posted by: Robert at July 02, 2020 08:50 PM (kpYSf) Yeah, what is up with that? Posted by: Emmie at July 02, 2020 08:54 PM (clsJu) 91
Sorry about your pup Jackson. it just makes the house seem so quiet when they're gone.
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 02, 2020 08:54 PM (JKNZq) 92
Yesterday I heard someone say, "The nig word I mean the N-word..." and I about fell in the floor laughing .
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at July 02, 2020 08:54 PM (lW69B) 93
In some counties serving food allows operations to continue. I know of a few breweries that have given out pizza (free) to dance the stupid dance.
Because of course a completely meaningless measure to do the impossible - contain or slow a prevalent virus - itself goes away as long as people are eating at the table. As I said earlier, not that many years ago this kind of nonsense would have been met with an actual (political) revolt, instantly. Now? A dumbed-down degraded version of America will moan and not comply when possible, but the majority of idiots will prevent any political fixes or retribution, except on the margins. Posted by: rhomboid at July 02, 2020 08:54 PM (El6T/) 94
New York Post@nypost
NFL plans to play Black national anthem before Week 1 games this season - Well, at least it's Horst Wessel, at least not yet. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 02, 2020 08:55 PM (+y/Ru) 95
Hey. Newsom's winery is in Napa County, and Napa is one of the counties that isn't closed, which is a determination made by the State health department, not the Governor. The optics are terrible, but it's legal.
Posted by: grayishpanther at July 02, 2020 08:56 PM (sqZQl) 96
Shit like this is what makes people thumb their nose at the law and treat it with no respect. I am long past the point where I view it with contempt.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 02, 2020 08:56 PM (hYcqw) 97
Just how "plump" is Jack??
Posted by: Sandy Fluke at July 02, 2020 08:56 PM (a4EWo) 98
21 million x 365 days. WTF happened to last years pennies?
Posted by: rickb223 They're in my sock drawer Posted by: MarkY at July 02, 2020 08:56 PM (tq2J9) 99
NFL plans to play Black national anthem before Week 1 games this season
*** Sportsball is back on? Pretty sure we should ban it to flatten the curve. Posted by: 18-1 at July 02, 2020 08:56 PM (qlFIA) 100
https://bit.ly/2NOUJum
********* WHO Admits It Was Never Told About COVID By China, Instead Found Out From U.S. Data - Sara A. Carter : Sara A. Carter Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 02, 2020 08:56 PM (qne3Q) 101
New York Post@nypost
NFL plans to play Black national anthem before Week 1 games this season - Well, at least it's Horst Wessel, at least not yet. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 02, 2020 08:55 PM (+y/Ru) ++++++++++++++ WTF is the "Black National Anthem?" We have one damn country here, and one damn anthem. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 02, 2020 08:56 PM (hYcqw) 102
"https://bit.ly/2YRjYCO
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 02, 2020 08:52 PM (+y/Ru)" Guy who wrote that bullshit is a gay dude in London, IIRC. In other words, white gay dues won't date him or fuck him so they must be RAAAAAAACIST. Even though sexual preferences are one area where we have basically said people are allowed to be racist - my body, my choice. I don't have to fuck any races I don't want to. Of course, personally, I go for the full buffet. Every race and nationality has hot chicks. Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 02, 2020 08:57 PM (icI8A) 103
Newsomes closures will go on until either right before, or right after the next election.
Bank on it. Posted by: Dansgirls at July 02, 2020 08:57 PM (V25ON) Posted by: rickb223 at July 02, 2020 08:57 PM (ycxIH) 105
Yo!
Posted by: Yo! at July 02, 2020 08:57 PM (s2Zir) 106
Abbott's stupid closings are crushing local breweries and small wineries - our local meadery is not going to make it. Abbott really sucks.
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at July 02, 2020 08:57 PM (nFRLh) 107
I thought nationalism is bad - why is there a "Black National Anthem"?
Also, what song is it? Baby Got Back? Fuck The Police? Bitches Ain't Shit? I'm cool with any of those. Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 02, 2020 08:57 PM (icI8A) 108
I just finished watching the new Unsolved Mysteries, it was ok I guess. Though it did have one UFO case that made me want to masturbate vigorously.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 02, 2020 08:57 PM (eKTVr) Posted by: Two Weeks From Going on a James Wood Bingeathon on Amazon at July 02, 2020 08:58 PM (+dsLj) 110
WHO Admits It Was Never Told About COVID By China, Instead Found Out From U.S. Data - Sara A. Carter : Sara A. Carter
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 02, 2020 08:56 PM (qne3Q) ++++++++++ Of course. In an after-hours news dump on the day before a holiday. They must *really* want that American cash back. Fuck 'em. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 02, 2020 08:58 PM (hYcqw) Posted by: Political Mad Libs at July 02, 2020 08:58 PM (d6PIl) 112
Fun fact: Plump Jack is Brian Stelter's user name for hook-up websites.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, Black Powder Matters at July 02, 2020 08:58 PM (SfYbS) 113
War gaming this out ,the shooting starts by October 1
Posted by: Yo! at July 02, 2020 08:58 PM (s2Zir) 114
Is 'Chillax' still in common usage, sirrah?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 02, 2020 08:58 PM (2B9A/) 115
Of course, personally, I go for the full buffet. Every race and nationality has hot chicks.
*** According to dating site stats white guys are the least picky about race. Black women are the most. Posted by: 18-1 at July 02, 2020 08:59 PM (qlFIA) 116
I have a few bottles of Plumpjack Chardonnay. Im trying to come up with a suitable use for them
Posted by: LASue at July 02, 2020 08:38 PM (Ed8Zd) Do you have a rifle suitable to hitting targets out to 1,000 yards? Posted by: GnuBreed at July 02, 2020 08:59 PM (Z4rgH) Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 02, 2020 08:59 PM (2B9A/) 118
Black National Anthem before football games? I suppose it'll be weird at first to stand at attention for "SuperFreak", but we'll get used to it.
Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 02, 2020 08:59 PM (ja/kn) 119
Ah, forgot the sheriffs. Nice to hear some in TX saying "uh, nah, brah" to Abbott. I have no idea about the map on this, the stupid ukaz only applies to counties triggering some magic metric (there's not even the possibility that this metric has any scientific basis, of course).
LA County sheriff (a POS, naturally) announced immediately after the county closed the beaches for this weekend that his people wouldn't be enforcing it. Posted by: rhomboid at July 02, 2020 08:59 PM (El6T/) 120
Though it did have one UFO case that made me want to masturbate vigorously.
___ I want to relieve. Posted by: Agent Mulder at July 02, 2020 08:59 PM (qlFIA) 121
sexual preferences are one area where we have basically said people are allowed to be racist - my body, my choice.
- That's the old rules. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 02, 2020 09:00 PM (+y/Ru) 122
Plump jack is steltzer masterbating I front of his cat
Posted by: Yo! at July 02, 2020 09:00 PM (s2Zir) 123
Is 'Chillax' still in common usage, sirrah?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 02, 2020 08:58 PM (2B9A/) Your snizz is hanging out for all to see. Posted by: GnuBreed at July 02, 2020 09:00 PM (Z4rgH) 124
Looted from previous thread.
">>>82 "Better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6." Yeah that sounds great until Kim Foxx throws you in prison for the rest of your life, at which point you might as well be dead. Don't get me wrong. I'm a huge 2A supporter, but the problem with guns is that they give people--especially naive white boomers--a false sense of security. I hate to say it, but in a way Obama was right. Atomized, demoralized people cling to their guns like a life preserver, as if that's the only thing that will save them, in the face of an entire leviathan system that wants them dead. You have these guys like, "Welp, my daughter's a whore on Onlyfans, and my son chopped his dick off, and my church is flying a rainbow flag, and I just got fired from my job because somebody in HR didn't like a tweet I made, and the politicians I voted for sold me out to foreign interests, and basically every fucking institution in my society has been subverted and produces 24/7 propaganda attacking me...but I've got my guns, so watch out!" It's like, you fucking idiot, they've already taken everything from you that's worth defending without you even firing a shot, so what fucking good did all the guns do you? And by the way, in the end they're going to take the gun too if they're not stopped, and you probably won't do shit about that either. You have the entire Right with half the guns in the world getting absolutely steamrolled by the highly organized Left. So what you do think is more important at this point: guns, or organization? Posted by: BunnyFooFoo ... this is a real wake-you-up home truth." I tried. I fucking TRIED to tell you all. For three fucking years I said, "organize, prepare, worse is coming, organize." And you fuckers mocked me. Literally laughed and mocked me. "We have all the guns. The police and National Guard will be on our side. We can't lose if violence starts, and the Left knows it." "There's probably a secret conservative organization already and you're just not invited ha ha." Where are your fucking cops now? Standing down. Your National Guardsmen? Disengaged. Where are your like-minded friends? Scattered around without any way to communicate except on message boards. And finally, suddenly, belatedly it dawns on you. You're not ready. No one will help you. Not because it would be just, not because it would be patriotic. They will let you be beat, shot, burned, and professionally and socially destroyed by literal lynch mobs because they don't care. Its EASIER to sacrifice others. It's EASIER to let a nation die that refuses to stand up for itself. You may only have six. Months. To pull together a haphazard version of what the Left has been building since 2016. Or will you even bother? Will you just go back to whinging on the Internet about *other people's* weakness, when you show no strength of your own? Fucking DO SOMETHING. Posted by: Sock at July 02, 2020 09:00 PM (z2FAZ) 125
According to dating site stats white guys are the least picky about race. Black women are the most.
*********** There is no reality in which this makes any sense. Posted by: Two Weeks From Going on a James Wood Bingeathon on Amazon at July 02, 2020 09:00 PM (+dsLj) 126
I have a few bottles of Plumpjack Chardonnay. Im trying to come up with a suitable use for them
Posted by: LASue at July 02, 2020 08:38 PM (Ed8Zd) Do you have a rifle suitable to hitting targets out to 1,000 yards? Posted by: GnuBreed I can't even see a thousand yards. Not iron sights. Probably not even scoped. Posted by: rickb223 at July 02, 2020 09:00 PM (ycxIH) Posted by: JackStraw at July 02, 2020 09:01 PM (ZLI7S) 128
I have no idea about the map on this, the stupid ukaz only applies to counties triggering some magic metric (there's not even the possibility that this metric has any scientific basis, of course).
Twenty or more. Just about everywhere. Only reason I'm not dragging up is the plant said ignore it. Posted by: Political Mad Libs at July 02, 2020 09:01 PM (d6PIl) 129
"According to dating site stats white guys are the least picky about race. Black women are the most.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 02, 2020 08:59 PM (qlFIA)" Yup. And that's fine. If a black woman's profile says no white boys, I move on. I don't harangue them into a pity date. Though last time I did online dating I actually got a strangely high percentage of black women hitting me up - not a bad thing, just odd. Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 02, 2020 09:01 PM (icI8A) 130
I can't so anything but chillax. There is still nothing to do and no place to go. Kind of takes the joy out of a holiday. I hope some of you will check in and keep those of us who are stuck in limbo,company.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 02, 2020 09:01 PM (+mn3h) 131
... Guy who wrote that bullshit is a gay dude in London, IIRC. In other words, white gay dues won't date him or fuck him so they must be RAAAAAAACIST. Even though sexual preferences are one area where we have basically said people are allowed to be racist - my body, my choice. I don't have to fuck any races I don't want to. ...
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 02, 2020 08:57 PM (icI8A) ++++++++++++++++ They're starting to change that, Broseidon. Lots of digital ink being spilled to try to start that up. It's about the trannies. If you don't want to sleep with a "trans woman" - who is, after all, a *woman* dammit! - then you're a transphobe who wants that trans person to die. After all, people need intimate contact to live full, satisfying lives and it is unfair and awful and hateful and awful that trans people have a hard time in the dating scene. You should feel bad about yourself and get over your cis-sexual privilege and stop oppressing the trans people by refusing to fuck them.* * I find this particularly gross and degrading and awful and offensive because the people who talk about this are invariably the same people who make fun of the "incels" and want them destroyed because awkward or unattractive men who can't get laid are a threat to society. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 02, 2020 09:01 PM (hYcqw) 132
You may only have six. Months. To pull together a haphazard version of what the Left has been building since 2016.
********* Enhance your calm, John Spartan. Posted by: Two Weeks From Going on a James Wood Bingeathon on Amazon at July 02, 2020 09:01 PM (+dsLj) 133
Ducey closed bars here in AZ, and suspended liquor licenses of those that said "fuck you".
More businesses will go under, and Pence came here and said he was impressed with how Ducey was handling Corona. He also said "wash your hands and social distance" is this 2nd grade!? Fuck them all. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 02, 2020 09:01 PM (Jx5Qs) Posted by: 18-1 at July 02, 2020 09:02 PM (qlFIA) 135
New York Post@nypost NFL plans to play Black national anthem before Week 1 games this season I wonder how much of this horseshit has to be shoved down the throats of fans before even the fan boys have enough? Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 02, 2020 09:02 PM (S67j9) 136
When Brian Steltzer is tired of masterbaitnng, he will be fucking no one
Posted by: Yo! at July 02, 2020 09:02 PM (s2Zir) 137
BFD, do you have a source for that? I just saw that a new order is being
put into place that will have language to allow schools to open. Article said bars and restaurants can still have indoor service if they do the 6 feet between parties deal. Ooops, my apologies. My original source was that miserable leftist rag, the Plain Dealer. I went back and saw that he has not yet pulled the trigger on the bar closings but the Karens are livid that he hasn't. He will cave. Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 02, 2020 09:02 PM (EgshT) 138
sexual preferences are one area where we have basically said people are allowed to be racist - my body, my choice.
- That's the old rules. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Damn straight. Try that "my body, my choice" with wearing a mask. Posted by: rickb223 at July 02, 2020 09:02 PM (ycxIH) 139
Black National Anthem before football games? I suppose it'll be weird at first to stand at attention for "SuperFreak", but we'll get used to it.
- I thought it was Funky Town. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 02, 2020 09:02 PM (+y/Ru) Posted by: Mitch McTurtle at July 02, 2020 09:02 PM (luzVb) 141
Fun fact: Plump Jack is Brian Stelter's user name for hook-up websites.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, Black Powder Matters at July 02, 2020 08:58 PM (SfYbS) I would have guessed @SpudLover Posted by: GnuBreed at July 02, 2020 09:02 PM (Z4rgH) 142
Speaking of which, F the N words! No, really, that's what they want you to do.
https://bit.ly/2YRjYCO Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 02, 2020 08:52 PM (+y/Ru) A few weeks back I had said something similar, that lefties would demand that white women be bullied and forced to have sex with blacks lest they be labeled racist and canceled. I didn't think they'd be demanding it so freakin' soon! Robert's next prediction. Seeing as how the left is decriminalizing crime, intentional AIDS infections and robberies under $850 get you slapped on the wrist and abolishing bail, my next regrettable prediction is that they will argue rape is merely a public health concern and will be reduced to a misdemeanor charge resulting in a small fine and a mental health evaluation. Statutory rape doesn't get prosecuted at all. Posted by: Robert at July 02, 2020 09:02 PM (kpYSf) 143
According to dating site stats white guys are the least picky about race. Black women are the most.
--------- Okay, I'll bite. What do teh black wimmenz want? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 02, 2020 09:03 PM (wPVhA) 144
Was just reading that WHO article.
There's been a nice total silence about Trump's strong (but totally necessary and obvious) move regarding US $ for WHO, since he announced it (of course the conversion of the US into a lawless race-based s***-hole has commanded most of the attention). Just two days ago, Trump did an out-of-the-blue tweet (often his best) about how angry he was at China for their C19 felonies. Phase II of the trade deals should be a doozy! Posted by: rhomboid at July 02, 2020 09:04 PM (El6T/) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 02, 2020 09:04 PM (aKsyK) 146
Seeing as how the left is decriminalizing crime, intentional AIDS infections and robberies under $850 get you slapped on the wrist and abolishing bail, my next regrettable prediction is that they will argue rape is merely a public health concern and will be reduced to a misdemeanor charge resulting in a small fine and a mental health evaluation. Statutory rape doesn't get prosecuted at all.
Posted by: Robert at July 02, 2020 09:02 PM (kpYSf) +++++++++++ It will depend entirely on the colors and classes of the perpetrators and victims. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 02, 2020 09:04 PM (hYcqw) 147
When Brian Steltzer is tired of masterbaitnng, he will be fucking no one
Posted by: Yo! at July 02, 2020 09:02 PM (s2Zir) --------- Trick question. Brian Steltzer never gets tired of masturbating. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 02, 2020 09:04 PM (wPVhA) 148
"Ooops, my apologies. My original source was that miserable leftist rag, the Plain Dealer. I went back and saw that he has not yet pulled the trigger on the bar closings but the Karens are livid that he hasn't. He will cave.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 02, 2020 09:02 PM (EgshT)" Only thing I've read in the Plain Dealer for a decade or so is the Sports section, and there's no sports now.... He probably will cave, though. Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 02, 2020 09:04 PM (icI8A) 149
I wonder how much of this horseshit has to be shoved down the throats of fans before even the fan boys have enough?
*** I quit sportsball years ago. The game itself is a joke now. Roided up thugs playing a game where touching the quarterback can get you a flag. That isn't what people traditionally came together to watch. Posted by: 18-1 at July 02, 2020 09:04 PM (qlFIA) 150
What makes you say that?
************** Based on the stats I've seen, white men should be the most picky, because like 70% of single young women are WOKE as fuck and would put your dick through a blender given half a chance. Black women, and this isn't a slight on them it's just the perception that's out there, are the least preferred demographic to marry, so much that a disproportionate number of black men marry women of a different ethnicity. Posted by: Two Weeks From Going on a James Wood Bingeathon on Amazon at July 02, 2020 09:05 PM (+dsLj) 151
I can't even see a thousand yards. Not iron sights.
Probably not even scoped. Posted by: rickb223 at July 02, 2020 09:00 PM (ycxIH) Yeah. Me neither. But I thought she was seeking suggestions. Posted by: GnuBreed at July 02, 2020 09:05 PM (Z4rgH) 152
Black women, and this isn't a slight on them it's just the perception that's out there, are the least preferred demographic to marry, so much that a disproportionate number of black men marry women of a different ethnicity.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Going on a James Wood Bingeathon on Amazon at July 02, 2020 09:05 PM (+dsLj) --- lol Posted by: SMH at July 02, 2020 09:05 PM (RU4sa) 153
New York Post@nypost
NFL plans to play Black national anthem before Week 1 games this season ******* Is the Black National Anthem Play that Funky Music White Boy Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 02, 2020 09:05 PM (qne3Q) 154
Black National Anthem before football games? I suppose it'll be weird at first to stand at attention for "SuperFreak", but we'll get used to it.
- I thought it was Funky Town. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Rubber Band Man or Kung Fu Fighting. Posted by: rickb223 at July 02, 2020 09:06 PM (ycxIH) 155
Half the in person fans at NFL games miss the first quarter anyway, but you can bet your ass they will show, Brick House or whatever the anthem is and cut away from the Banner, and then show clips of the kneelers. Burn. Them. Down. Salt. The. Ground.
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at July 02, 2020 09:06 PM (nFRLh) 156
"Based on the stats I've seen, white men should be the most picky, because like 70% of single young women are WOKE as fuck and would put your dick through a blender given half a chance.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Going on a James Wood Bingeathon on Amazon at July 02, 2020 09:05 PM (+dsLj)" Yes, but they also have terrible self esteem, are basically always DTF after one or two dates and some of them still look good before the leftism seeps all the way into them and turns them into Jen Rubin. I know, I know, Rule One....sorry, I'm a rule breaker. Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 02, 2020 09:06 PM (icI8A) 157
Only thing I've read in the Plain Dealer for a decade or so is the Sports section, and there's no sports now....
Same here. I went to the digital birdcage liner to see if he had mandated masks. Otherwise, I wouldn't have given them the click. Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 02, 2020 09:07 PM (EgshT) 158
BTW I'm a white boy myself, and used to have no standards other than the girl just have nice gaboom booms and be willing to smother me with 'em.
I chose.... poorly. Posted by: Two Weeks From Going on a James Wood Bingeathon on Amazon at July 02, 2020 09:07 PM (+dsLj) 159
July 4th cancelled. Replaced by Black Marxists Matter rallies in cities all across America.
Cosmic coincidence, I'm sure. Posted by: Tim at July 02, 2020 09:07 PM (kXgIY) 160
I know people around here like to shit on Senate Republicans, but they just scored a huge win. When we're forced to blow BLM demonstrators, we won't be required to swallow. We will be encouraged to, but it won't be mandatory because Muh Freedumz.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, Black Powder Matters at July 02, 2020 09:07 PM (SfYbS) 161
"146 Seeing as how the left is decriminalizing crime, intentional AIDS infections and robberies under $850 get you slapped on the wrist and abolishing bail, my next regrettable prediction is that they will argue rape is merely a public health concern and will be reduced to a misdemeanor charge resulting in a small fine and a mental health evaluation. Statutory rape doesn't get prosecuted at all.
Posted by: Robert at July 02, 2020 09:02 PM (kpYSf) +++++++++++ It will depend entirely on the colors and classes of the perpetrators and victims." It is hard for people to grok we have arrived at this place. White genocide certainly is possible and people need to come to grips with it unless they are willing just to walk into the showers--which appears to be the case for many. Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 02, 2020 09:07 PM (puu6v) 162
Okay, I'll bite. What do teh black wimmenz want?
*** Black men. Every racial group prefers members of its own group. But white men are the most likely to date outside of their group, and black women the least. Black men are also very willing to date white/Latin women....which pisses off black women. And honestly, if you look around it isn't unusual to see white guys with Asian and Latin women is it? Overall South/East Asian men make out the worst as they are the least preferred by other groups.... Posted by: 18-1 at July 02, 2020 09:07 PM (qlFIA) 163
Yeah. Me neither. But I thought she was seeking suggestions.
Posted by: GnuBreed Technically I do have a rifle that will shoot 1,000 yds. A .22 lr. Whiny bitches on Facebook constantly tell me a .22 lr will go a mile. Posted by: rickb223 at July 02, 2020 09:07 PM (ycxIH) 164
... because in a pinch, you would eat a bowling ball...
Posted by: Just the Punch Line at July 02, 2020 09:07 PM (tq2J9) 165
"...To pull together a haphazard version of what the Left has been building since 2016."
More like since 1965. While we were "reaching across the aisle." Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 02, 2020 09:07 PM (H8QX8) 166
I know people around here like to shit on Senate Republicans, but they
just scored a huge win. When we're forced to blow BLM demonstrators, we won't be required to swallow. We will be encouraged to, but it won't be mandatory because Muh Freedumz. I chortled darkly. Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 02, 2020 09:08 PM (luzVb) 167
I have a few bottles of Plumpjack Chardonnay. Im trying to come up with a suitable use for them
Posted by: LASue Mazeltov cocktails? Posted by: Hands at July 02, 2020 09:08 PM (786Ro) 168
"160 I know people around here like to shit on Senate Republicans, but they just scored a huge win. When we're forced to blow BLM demonstrators, we won't be required to swallow. We will be encouraged to, but it won't be mandatory because Muh Freedumz."
Did Lindsey Graham vote "present"? Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 02, 2020 09:08 PM (puu6v) 169
What if this prolonged shutdown BS is a scheme to buy up a lot of property?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 02, 2020 09:08 PM (bDqIh) 170
still look good before the leftism seeps all the way into them and turns them into Jen Rubin.
*** my eyes my virgin eyes Posted by: Two Weeks From Going on a James Wood Bingeathon on Amazon at July 02, 2020 09:08 PM (+dsLj) 171
Study: Massive Black Lives Matters protests may have slowed coronavirus spread in large cities
- Is there anything massive #BLM protests can't do? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 02, 2020 09:09 PM (+y/Ru) 172
Overall South/East Asian men make out the worst as they are the least preferred by other groups....
----------- It's the dicks. They're microscopic. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 02, 2020 09:09 PM (wPVhA) 173
Yes, but they also have terrible self esteem, are basically always DTF after one or two dates and some of them still look good before the leftism seeps all the way into them and turns them into Jen Rubin. I know, I know, Rule One....sorry, I'm a rule breaker.
Posted by: Broseidon That's why I always use your name when picking up chicks. Posted by: rickb223 at July 02, 2020 09:09 PM (ycxIH) 174
"Overall South/East Asian men make out the worst as they are the least preferred by other groups....
Posted by: 18-1 at July 02, 2020 09:07 PM (qlFIA)" Used to be all Asians but now all of the K-Pop stans go crazy for the girly boy Koreans and Japanese guys. Sucks for Vietnamese dudes. Funny because Asian females have always been pretty high on the preference list for other races. Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 02, 2020 09:09 PM (icI8A) 175
All this bullshit has me sinking into a bad mood.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 02, 2020 09:10 PM (NWiLs) 176
I quit sportsball years ago. The game itself is a
joke now. Roided up thugs playing a game where touching the quarterback can get you a flag. That isn't what people traditionally came together to watch. Posted by: 18-1 at July 02, 2020 09:04 PM (qlFIA) Agreed. Football hasn't been fun to watch in years. After the Crapperdick shit started I quit watching. Let it die and take the NBA with it Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 02, 2020 09:10 PM (S67j9) 177
Lindsay ain't a spitter folks.
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at July 02, 2020 09:10 PM (nFRLh) 178
because like 70% of single young women are WOKE as fuck and would put your dick through a blender given half a chance.
*** There is actually a meme about this https://tinyurl.com/ydcabmtv Posted by: 18-1 at July 02, 2020 09:10 PM (qlFIA) Posted by: rickb223 at July 02, 2020 09:10 PM (ycxIH) 180
Quitter I mean...of course
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at July 02, 2020 09:10 PM (nFRLh) 181
"That's why I always use your name when picking up chicks.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 02, 2020 09:09 PM (ycxIH)" So *that's* why I'm getting decapitated rodents in the mail lately. I thought it was a pinball or trivia grudge. Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 02, 2020 09:10 PM (icI8A) 182
Please enlighten me, what is the official "Black National Anthem"? Sanctioned by whom?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 02, 2020 09:10 PM (a4EWo) 183
White genocide certainly is possible and people need to come to grips with it unless they are willing just to walk into the showers--which appears to be the case for many.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 02, 2020 09:07 PM (puu6v) Hey, but check out those record job numbers! Pretty soon they'll be back to the same numbers that evaporated in two weeks with COVID. And of course that could never happen again. I mean with Fauci fired and the CDC being audited for massive corruption and all. Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 02, 2020 09:11 PM (H8QX8) 184
I'm the #1 Uber/Lyft driver for five years in SF.
He also an owner in the Partnership of the Balboa cafe and half dozen other restaurants. https://www.balboacafesf.com/ Cougar night there is Thursday night. He didn't half to cruise the place on cougarnight. Newsome was banging the wife of his best friend and political advisor. He made her his appointments secretary. They made some appoinments. This was back when the press and local DNC covered for him, and called him Mayor Hottie. It came to an end super double turbocharged Ugly. Posted by: Justanothercabdriver at July 02, 2020 09:11 PM (jSdaq) 185
Agreed. Football hasn't been fun to watch in years. After the Crapperdick shit started I quit watching. Let it die and take the NBA with it
Hitting the quarterback is a hate crime. Posted by: Political Mad Libs at July 02, 2020 09:11 PM (d6PIl) 186
>>Is there anything massive #BLM protests can't do?
Build something productive and useful to (a free, capitalist) society? Posted by: Lizzy at July 02, 2020 09:11 PM (bDqIh) 187
175 All this bullshit has me sinking into a bad mood.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 02, 2020 09:10 PM (NWiLs) ----------- Insom, May I introduce you to alcohol? Alcohol, Insom. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 02, 2020 09:11 PM (wPVhA) 188
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That's why I always use your name when picking up chicks. Posted by: rickb223 at July 02, 2020 09:09 PM (ycxIH) Has it worked yet? Posted by: Muad'dib at July 02, 2020 09:11 PM (MAF74) 189
Posted by: USNtakim at July 02, 2020 08:53 PM
I know its sad to lose a pet, especially one who has been in your life that long. Posted by: Skip at July 02, 2020 09:12 PM (6f16T) 190
I swear I need to just stop watching TV. Now national parks racist according to ABC.
Two officers shot in Kansas City today. One released, the other in critical condition. Two separate incidents. Stop the world.. I want to get off. Posted by: Jewells45feeling sad at July 02, 2020 09:12 PM (dUJdY) 191
187 175 All this bullshit has me sinking into a bad mood.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 02, 2020 09:10 PM (NWiLs) ----------- Insom, May I introduce you to alcohol? Alcohol, Insom. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 02, 2020 09:11 PM (wPVhA) That'll only make it worse. Trust me on this. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 02, 2020 09:12 PM (NWiLs) 192
Okay, this just in...
Swallowing cum is not the hill to die on, so it will be mandatory. But it was a bipartisan agreement. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, Black Powder Matters at July 02, 2020 09:12 PM (SfYbS) 193
July 4th cancelled. Replaced by Black Marxists Matter rallies in cities all across America.
Cosmic coincidence, I'm sure. Posted by: Tim at July 02, 2020 09:07 PM (kXgIY) Fourth of July fireworks and parades would spread Flu Manchu and kill us all but more BLM riots/protests won't. Science is an amazing thing Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 02, 2020 09:12 PM (S67j9) 194
"I have a few bottles of Plumpjack Chardonnay. Im trying to come up with a suitable use for them"
Tie a flaming mask around the neck and sky hook? Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 02, 2020 09:12 PM (40ikC) Posted by: Two Weeks From Going on a James Wood Bingeathon on Amazon at July 02, 2020 09:12 PM (+dsLj) 196
You may put your mask on....but first you will blow me.
Posted by: BLM Mel Gibson at July 02, 2020 09:13 PM (qlFIA) 197
That's why I always use your name when picking up chicks.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 02, 2020 09:09 PM (ycxIH) Has it worked yet? Posted by: Muad'dib None that I would admit to. Sorry Broseidon. Posted by: rickb223 at July 02, 2020 09:13 PM (ycxIH) 198
A new decree from Gaulieter Inslee!
Starting July 7th all businesses in the state MUST turn away customers without masks. I guess he saw other states doing this and wanted to stay in the Kool Kids Klub. Asshole. No expiration date either. Also, OR announced the shut down to continue to the end of September. Buy your ammo now. Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at July 02, 2020 09:13 PM (d9Irc) 199
It's very depressing to think there's no likely calamity that would completely destroy both the NFL and NBA.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 02, 2020 09:13 PM (El6T/) 200
"OMG
Posted by: Two Weeks From Going on a James Wood Bingeathon on Amazon at July 02, 2020 09:12 PM (+dsLj)" I don't know about the sink thing or weaves, but otherwise, man makes a strong fucking argument. Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 02, 2020 09:13 PM (icI8A) 201
Buy your ammo now. Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at July 02, 2020 09:13 PM (d9Irc) ------- This. Posted by: Weasel at July 02, 2020 09:13 PM (MVjcR) 202
Only thing about Ohio I'm seeing on za Twittaz is that Dr. Acton quit, which I would think is a good thing.
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 02, 2020 08:50 PM (icI8A) She landed a gig on Sesame Street. Because nothing says "commitment to public health" like working for a state broadcasting children's show. DeWine was a typical myopic boob on how he got rolled by her into giving her lots of otherwise unavailable air time and he's too fucking dense to understand it. Fuck him; he should just resign now and save the embarrassment in two years when all his new friends desert him along with the GOP base. Posted by: Captain Hate at July 02, 2020 09:14 PM (y7DUB) 203
@182...The nominees for Black National Anthem thus far seem to be "Funky Town", "Brick House", "Super Freak", and somewhat counterinuitively, "Play That Funky Music White Boy". It might do to add a few other contenders. The horde will sanction.
Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 02, 2020 09:14 PM (ja/kn) 204
Okay, this just in...
Swallowing cum is not the hill to die on, so it will be mandatory. But it was a bipartisan agreement. Probably for the best - sometimes, you just gotta' do what you gotta' do to make it home and sleep in your own bed. Posted by: Political Mad Libs at July 02, 2020 09:14 PM (d6PIl) 205
With the NBA allowing social justice message on the back of shirts instead of names would someone be allowed to have the message "Jesus is Lord "?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 02, 2020 09:14 PM (PNt4R) 206
It will depend entirely on the colors and classes of the perpetrators and victims.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 02, 2020 09:04 PM (hYcqw) And we all know white women secretly long for the bbc and totally have it coming. Posted by: That Whitney Chick And Her Lurid Desires at July 02, 2020 09:14 PM (kpYSf) 207
With the NBA allowing social justice message on the back of shirts
instead of names would someone be allowed to have the message "Jesus is Lord "? ___ Nope, that would be rayciss Posted by: Talcum X at July 02, 2020 09:15 PM (qlFIA) 208
Rickb, there's no shame to getting on base every once in a while on a blooper over the shortstop's head or a pitch that just lightly grazes your sleeve. Gotta get that OBP up!
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 02, 2020 09:15 PM (icI8A) 209
War gaming this out ,the shooting starts by October 1
Posted by: Yo! at July 02, 2020 08:58 PM (s2Zir) Will be nicer weather for it. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 02, 2020 09:15 PM (9Om/r) 210
A new decree from Gaulieter Inslee!
Starting July 7th all businesses in the state MUST turn away customers without masks. What's his position on Negroes, the shirtless and the Irish? This is why the crying about " why are you making me have feelz about wearing my mask?" makes me laugh. Nobody is kicking mask-wearers out of businesses. Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 02, 2020 09:15 PM (luzVb) 211
I always thought the unemployment numbers would pretty much return when the Covid-19 ended.
Posted by: Skip at July 02, 2020 09:15 PM (6f16T) 212
The nominees for Black National Anthem thus far seem to be "Funky Town", "Brick House", "Super Freak", and somewhat counterinuitively, "Play That Funky Music White Boy". It might do to add a few other contenders. The horde will sanction.
Posted by: occam's brassiere Rubber Band Man Kung Fu Fighting Posted by: rickb223 at July 02, 2020 09:16 PM (ycxIH) 213
Fifty Shades of Hey Hey Hey
Posted by: Fat Albert at July 02, 2020 09:16 PM (jYrdS) 214
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Currently, it costs the U.S. Mint 1.66 cents to make each one-cent coin, meaning that taxpayers are losing 0.66 of a cent for each one of the 9.1 billion pennies the Mint produces each year. That is a loss of $60,181,440 to produce pennies in 2016. The U.S. Mint makes an average of 21 million pennies per day which adds up to around nine billion pennies annually. If we just get rid of the penny, the U.S. Mint would cut its work in half. This figure does not include the time, fuel, expense, and hassle of carting all of those pennies around to the banks, merchants, etc. Why do they make so many? Law says they have to make them, but do they have to crank them out as fast as the machines will run? Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy Canada dumped the penny a few years ago. My retirement account jar was devastated. We don't miss them. Everything just gets rounded. Up no doubt. When the girl at Tim's say's "$1.96,I just give the 1.95. I used to just give a toonie and drive off , but goddammit those nickels add up. They always said the pennies did too, but they never really did. Posted by: dirks strewn DA 1977 at July 02, 2020 09:16 PM (LBiyC) 215
In response to the previous post about the couple at Chipotle in Lake Orion Michigan I will say this.
I do a lot of shooting sports and I carry every single day. I take that responsibility seriously. Besides taking shooting clinics, classes, etc. I also regularly attend legal seminars in regards to use of force. Specifically for the state I live in and when I travel I review the laws of the states I'm traveling in to know what I can and cannot do in each state. Something that is emphasized over and over in legal and in tactical classes is NOT turning into the aggressor. The law in Michigan is clear, if you are in imminent danger of harm you can defend yourself with deadly force. That includes in your home. There is no duty to retreat, but there is an implied duty to descalate whenever possible. I personally do not want to shoot anyone,, nor do I want to spend hundreds of thousands of dollars and a year in court trying to defend myself, or worse, end up in jail. And to prevent all of those things, you must have a clear plan at all times on how you are going to get out of a situation without using force. I have no idea if the precipitating event that started this even happened. But once the screaming started, MO woman had quite a few better choices than what she made. She could have kindly apologized for any perceived issue. If that didn't work, she could have told black women that she was not interested in arguing with them and left. If they continued to block her, she could have immediately gone to the manager of Chipotle and told them she was being harrassed and felt in danger and let Chipotle handle these women who were likely doing this on a dare. Once she got outside, if they were blocking her from getting to her car, THEN she should have either called 911 or gone back into the Chipotle and let them call. Once she got in the car, she should have stayed in the car. If they started to surround the car, call the frickin police. You are in a state you don't reside in, your pregnant, and instead of calling for help, you decide to escalate the screaming match like your going to educate these assholes about racism , then you jump out of the car screaming , and whip out a gun and point it at the women, while standing there like your Deputy JimBob , going to hold them under arrest until the local law gets there. There is almost no scenario in Michigan where that is legal. It won't matter if they face trial or a judge, she at least is going to do some time in MIchigan for this. And they both are going to lose their guns , including their home protection weapons in Missouri while this legal battle goes on. Really worth it, over being called a racist white lady by some 15 year old black brat? Posted by: Jen the original at July 02, 2020 09:16 PM (0bosY) 216
Will white people be alowed to dance to the black anthem?
Posted by: azalea city at July 02, 2020 09:16 PM (WX+x0) 217
Rickb, there's no shame to getting on base every once in a while on a blooper over the shortstop's head or a pitch that just lightly grazes your sleeve. Gotta get that OBP up!
Posted by: Broseidon *snort Posted by: rickb223 at July 02, 2020 09:16 PM (ycxIH) 218
new decree from Gaulieter Inslee!
Starting July 7th all businesses in the state MUST turn away customers without masks. I guess he saw other states doing this and wanted to stay in the Kool Kids Klub. Asshole. No expiration date either. Also, OR announced the shut down to continue to the end of September. Buy your ammo now. Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at July 02, 2020 09:13 PM (d9Irc) ++++++++++ President Trump, I love ya, buddy. I've been with you almost since the day of your announcement. I still think you're the best hope we've got. But you need to rescind the national state of emergency about COVID-19 and start checking these motherfuckers. Thanks, - Mannix Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 02, 2020 09:16 PM (hYcqw) 219
All this bullshit has me sinking into a bad mood.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 02, 2020 09:10 PM (NWiLs) ----------- Insom, May I introduce you to alcohol? Alcohol, Insom. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 02, 2020 09:11 PM (wPVhA) Insom, you're my new best friend! Posted by: Alcohol at July 02, 2020 09:16 PM (kpYSf) 220
Please enlighten me, what is the official "Black National Anthem"? Sanctioned by whom? Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz Lift Every Voice and Sing https://tinyurl.com/yarkjm4q Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 02, 2020 09:17 PM (aKsyK) 221
"Will white people be alowed to dance to the black anthem?
Posted by: azalea city at July 02, 2020 09:16 PM (WX+x0)" Yes, but poorly. Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 02, 2020 09:17 PM (icI8A) 222
Please enlighten me, what is the official "Black National Anthem"? Sanctioned by whom?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 02, 2020 09:10 PM (a4EWo) It's a song called "Lift Every Voice" and I think was a spiritual. Sanctioned by word of mouth, I guess... Posted by: Captain Hate at July 02, 2020 09:17 PM (y7DUB) 223
Imagine if there were an alternative political party to the Dems, in these conditions. I mean a real one, exhibiting even a trace of leadership (I include the WH here).
November would be a bloodbath, most places. Posted by: rhomboid at July 02, 2020 09:17 PM (El6T/) 224
Speaking of ammo. I just put 200 rounds into Garand clips.
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 02, 2020 09:17 PM (MAF74) 225
7 I have a few bottles of Plumpjack Chardonnay. Im trying to come up with a suitable use for them
Posted by: LASue at July 02, 2020 08:38 PM (Ed8Zd) Emptied, the bottles would make great Molotov Cocktails. Posted by: Romeo13 at July 02, 2020 09:17 PM (NgKpN) 226
It's very depressing to think there's no likely calamity that would completely destroy both the NFL and NBA.
************** Hi there! Posted by: Women Joining NFL and NBA Teams as Players at July 02, 2020 09:17 PM (+dsLj) Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 02, 2020 09:17 PM (luzVb) 228
216 Will white people be alowed to dance to the black anthem?
Posted by: azalea city at July 02, 2020 09:16 PM (WX+x0) --------- If they outlaw The Robot it will be all over. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 02, 2020 09:17 PM (wPVhA) 229
James Brown's "Living In America" ought to be the anthem. Heal the wounds, get us all dancing.
Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 02, 2020 09:17 PM (ja/kn) Posted by: ... at July 02, 2020 09:18 PM (xP7BH) 231
All this bullshit has me sinking into a bad mood.
Same here. I do my best to stay semi-positive but some days I fail miserably. I'm also realizing that letting my blood boil on a daily basis isn't doing me any good, either. Looking to achieve calm stoicism. Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 02, 2020 09:18 PM (EgshT) 232
Lift Every Voice and Sing? Lame. We couldn't at least get a Thin Lizzy song?
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 02, 2020 09:18 PM (icI8A) 233
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Please enlighten me, what is the official "Black National Anthem"? Sanctioned by whom? Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz Lift Every Voice and Sing https://tinyurl.com/yarkjm4q Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 02, 2020 09:17 PM (aKsyK) So, they are saying they are a separate Nation from the United States. Good to know. Posted by: Romeo13 at July 02, 2020 09:18 PM (NgKpN) 234
I guess, "I loves your Porgy" is right out?
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at July 02, 2020 09:18 PM (nFRLh) 235
Hi there!
Posted by: Women Joining NFL and NBA Team *** Speaking of which...it is pretty sexist there are no female basketball players in the NBA isn't it? I mean that is the only reason they aren't letting them in right? Posted by: 18-1 at July 02, 2020 09:18 PM (qlFIA) 236
Fucking DO SOMETHING. Posted by: Sock at July 02, 2020 09:00 PM (z2FAZ) If you live in a red county (or majority blue), now is the last chance to get to know your local sheriff and discuss what the plans are if/when SHTF there or close to home. hopefully, he will be like mine and is ready to personally to deputize gun owners in the county. Posted by: always ahead of the curve at July 02, 2020 09:18 PM (cFwh0) 237
This request goes out to the governors from The Moron Horde
https://youtu.be/th4Czv1j3F8 Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, Black Powder Matters at July 02, 2020 09:19 PM (SfYbS) 238
The nominees for Black National Anthem thus far seem to be "Funky Town", "Brick House", "Super Freak", and somewhat counterinuitively, "Play That Funky Music White Boy". It might do to add a few other contenders. The horde will sanction.
-- READ A BOOK hooktube.com/watch?v=GlKL_EpnSp8 (very NSFW but arguably more effective than K-12 in many urban areas) Posted by: Fat Albert at July 02, 2020 09:19 PM (jYrdS) 239
The black national anthem is Lift Every Voice and Sing.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 02, 2020 09:19 PM (JVgnl) 240
Love to stay up and chat but know come 4am I'll be up for no reason.
Goodnight horde. Posted by: Skip at July 02, 2020 09:19 PM (6f16T) 241
64-year-old woman choked & robbed in Manhattan.
https://tinyurl.com/y9qvw4k6 https://twitter.com/i/status/ 1277824167019233280 Posted by: Braenyard at July 02, 2020 09:19 PM (mWu8/) 242
Will white people be alowed to dance to the black anthem?
Honkies can't dance. I thought everyone knew that. Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 02, 2020 09:19 PM (HaL55) 243
Law of Self Defense breaks down the Lake Orion confrontation and each of the Michigan laws violated.
https://tinyurl.com/y98ll6vw Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at July 02, 2020 09:19 PM (FBrfY) 244
Speaking of ammo. I just put 200 rounds into Garand clips.
Posted by: Muad'dib --- I hope you also remembered to insert the "ping!" noise. Posted by: Tonypete at July 02, 2020 09:19 PM (Rvt88) 245
The Black National Antthem is "Lift Every Voce and Sing" by James Weldon Johnson who was involved in the NAACP. He died in the 1930's I believe Mr, Johnson was a Christian and probably wouldn't approve of it being used by the organization BLack LIves Matter which is hardly a Christian organization
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 02, 2020 09:19 PM (M7/zw) 246
Will white people be alowed to dance to the black anthem?
Posted by: azalea city at July 02, 2020 09:16 PM (WX+x0) +++++++++++++ The only thing white people are allowed to do is go to work and pay taxes to cover the reparations and various and sundry other social programs. They are not allowed to speak, or to disagree, or to fight back. If stopped between work and home and asked to kneel to their betters, they must do so. If they decide to dine out or generally be seen in public, they must keep their eyes downcast and yield in all cases to their betters. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 02, 2020 09:19 PM (hYcqw) 247
"Will white people be alowed to dance to the black anthem?"
Nope. Cultural appropriation. Watch what happens when you try to kneel. Posted by: t-bird at July 02, 2020 09:20 PM (oBAbT) 248
But you need to rescind the national state of emergency about COVID-19 and start checking these motherfuckers.
***** Executive Order declaring masks optional for all states. Here's hoping he does it, if this is something he can do legally. Posted by: Two Weeks From Burn The Witch-Masks at July 02, 2020 09:20 PM (+dsLj) 249
231 All this bullshit has me sinking into a bad mood.
Same here. I do my best to stay semi-positive but some days I fail miserably. I'm also realizing that letting my blood boil on a daily basis isn't doing me any good, either. Looking to achieve calm stoicism. Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 02, 2020 09:18 PM (EgshT) Well, it is getting me back in fighting shape. Back to running. Been working out with the Live Blade Swords. Lots of dryfiring of me guns (I'm in Calif, and I'll be damned if I get a permit to buy ammunition ). Posted by: Romeo13 at July 02, 2020 09:20 PM (NgKpN) 250
"Will white people be alowed to dance to the black anthem?"
-- Why would you assume it would be undignified? Posted by: Fat Albert at July 02, 2020 09:20 PM (jYrdS) 251
Speaking of ammo. I just put 200 rounds into Garand clips.
Posted by: Muad'dib --- I hope you also remembered to insert the "ping!" noise. Posted by: Tonypete Crap! Posted by: rickb223 at July 02, 2020 09:20 PM (ycxIH) 252
Football on carpet is like NASCAR at superspeedways.
Posted by: klaftern at July 02, 2020 09:20 PM (RuIsu) 253
What if I told you:
The Left is so jealous of our winning... The Left knows Trump is 'bout to steamroll them.... The Left's intention is to keep *you* miserable just the same... By doing what the Left does about everything and that is: which is lie their asses off... Would you believe me? And what would you do about it? Posted by: ... at July 02, 2020 09:20 PM (xP7BH) 254
Same here. I do my best to stay semi-positive but some days I fail miserably. I'm also realizing that letting my blood boil on a daily basis isn't doing me any good, either. Looking to achieve calm stoicism.
My grand-dad made it through Chosin. He thought keeping a positive mental attitude was largely a crock of shit. The way he told it, he stayed pissed off the whole time. Posted by: Political Mad Libs at July 02, 2020 09:21 PM (d6PIl) 255
But the Star Spangled Banner is for everyone. So whites need our own National Anthem. I nominate "Too Drunk To Fuck."
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 02, 2020 09:21 PM (icI8A) 256
Jesus is Black and the Jew is an Imposter = Fine *** Honestly I always thought the art showing Jesus as whatever racial group the locales are made perfect sense. Yes, Jesus was ethnically a Jew, but the point is Jesus died for all our sins. So...Jewish/White/Black/Asian/whatever doesn't matter to me. Posted by: 18-1 at July 02, 2020 09:21 PM (qlFIA) 257
Oh ffs I need sleep
Posted by: ... at July 02, 2020 09:21 PM (xP7BH) 258
Will Christians be forbidden to kneel before Jesus, as opposed to kneeling before BLM?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 02, 2020 09:21 PM (PNt4R) 259
"Speaking of ammo. I just put 200 rounds into Garand clips." - Muad'dib
Hmmm. 200/8 = ..... well, not an even number, anyway. I guess you were being approximate. redc said he'd loaded up even more rounds. That's a lot of clips (but they're cheap). I probably only have 10 or so loaded at any time (kept in my very nice repro WWII ammo belt). Posted by: rhomboid at July 02, 2020 09:21 PM (El6T/) 260
"The way he told it, he stayed pissed off the whole time.
Posted by: Political Mad Libs at July 02, 2020 09:21 PM (d6PIl)" That's my secret, Cap. I'm always horny. I mean angry. Err, yeah. Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 02, 2020 09:21 PM (icI8A) 261
>> I swear I need to just stop watching TV. Now national parks racist according to ABC.
That was one of the stupidest racism stories I have seen. I'd really like to know what national parks the two authors have been to, and if they've spent any time whatsoever in Western states. Maybe Acadia National Park is lily white because the Somalis in Augusta don't like to hike? Otherwise, this reeked of social media POC looking for a "cause" for which they can "raise awareness" and claim to pioneer via their social media. Seriously, people of all colors/races use the national parks out West, and get this, these states also have a ton of state parks for locals who want to avoid the crowded touristy national parks during peak visit months. This is racism Andy Warhol time, where everything will be declared "racist" for 15 minute. . . Posted by: Lizzy at July 02, 2020 09:22 PM (bDqIh) 262
248 But you need to rescind the national state of emergency about COVID-19 and start checking these motherfuckers.
***** Executive Order declaring masks optional for all states. Here's hoping he does it, if this is something he can do legally. Posted by: Two Weeks From Burn The Witch-Masks at July 02, 2020 09:20 PM (+dsLj) When there is a National Emergency declared, the Supremes won't second guess executives. When it suddenly becomes a State Emergency, or City emergency? I don't see how they bypass the US Constitution. Posted by: Romeo13 at July 02, 2020 09:22 PM (NgKpN) 263
Same here. I do my best to stay semi-positive but some days I fail miserably. I'm also realizing that letting my blood boil on a daily basis isn't doing me any good, either. Looking to achieve calm stoicism.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 02, 2020 09:18 PM (EgshT) It's a serious struggle. I was just getting into a much better place when all this started up. It's really wearing on me. I have no place to go and I'm all by myself all day, almost every day. Gets me into a bad headspace. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 02, 2020 09:22 PM (NWiLs) 264
Posted by: Jen the original at July 02, 2020 09:16 PM (0bosY)
------ Excellent post, Jen! After watching the vid I was thinking it would be a great GT topic, and your comment will be a excellent way to start the conversation. I hope you didn't mind me using it, and hope you can check in Sunday evening. Thanks! Posted by: Weasel at July 02, 2020 09:22 PM (MVjcR) 265
I guess, "I loves your Porgy" is right out?
Posted by: Heart of Darkness A Woman Is a Sometimes Thing is still relevant. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 02, 2020 09:22 PM (+y/Ru) Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 02, 2020 09:24 PM (U2p+3) 267
There's only one National Anthem here in the USA.
If someone or some group wants its own national anthem the first thing they must do is have their own nation. To think that Americans; black, white, brown, yellow, mauve, and even puce Americans, are or will ever be willing to give America up to some deviant sub group is absurd. Posted by: Braenyard at July 02, 2020 09:24 PM (mWu8/) 268
But the Star Spangled Banner is for everyone. So whites need our own National Anthem. I nominate "Too Drunk To Fuck." [/]
Jimmy Buffett's Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 02, 2020 09:24 PM (HaL55) 269
Gotta wonder how much of this stirring up shit involves collusion with the legal eagles.
They get together and agree on the rules and make sure that they only apply to their own. If we're real lucky they'll run for office and fuck everything up on a national level. Saw Oregon and Washington waived the bar exam. Hardly a surprise since who needs it? the fucking game is rigged anyway. Just go in their read some words, play the role and the judge will make sure that the white deplorables continue to eat shit in jail for the crime of walking on their hind legs. Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 02, 2020 09:24 PM (luzVb) 270
Checked ammoseek, 9mikemike's only up to about $13/box, and available. I'd heard there was a decent run on ammo. Gun sales surely are on fire.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 02, 2020 09:24 PM (El6T/) 271
"War gaming this out ,the shooting starts by October 1"
That notwithstanding, by the time November rolls around, we'll have had about 7 months of October... Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 02, 2020 09:24 PM (40ikC) 272
With the NBA allowing social justice message on the
back of shirts instead of names would someone be allowed to have the message "Jesus is Lord "? Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 02, 2020 09:14 PM (PNt4R) Not only that the NBA is supposed to be painting Black Lives Matter on the courts Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 02, 2020 09:24 PM (S67j9) 273
Air is rayciss cuz asthma.
Posted by: klaftern at July 02, 2020 09:24 PM (RuIsu) 274
I am probably really late to this party - but I just read the post previous about the pregnant women arrested for using a weapon to free herself from a harmful situation.
The prosecution will most likely drop this case as soon as the present situation blows over, knowing full well that there will be zero chance to indict someone who is very clearly in self defense mode in a dangerous situation. I hope the lady then sues the state and local government immediately afterwards so the tax payers of that state have to pay to the infantile behavior of the DA. Quit electing imbeciles and you won't have to pay for their predictable idiotic behaviors afterwards needs to be a message sent loud and clear. Posted by: Boswell at July 02, 2020 09:24 PM (32YRo) 275
266 Hi Insom.
Get a dog. Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 02, 2020 09:24 PM (U2p+3) Hi nurse. I might just have to break down and do that. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 02, 2020 09:24 PM (NWiLs) 276
Can I take a knee during the black anthem?
Posted by: Pliney at July 02, 2020 09:25 PM (nzKWW) 277
266 Hi Insom. Get a dog. Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 02, 2020 09:24 PM (U2p+3) ----- Get two!! Posted by: Weasel at July 02, 2020 09:25 PM (MVjcR) Posted by: Yo! at July 02, 2020 09:25 PM (s2Zir) 279
My grand-dad made it through Chosin. He thought keeping a positive mental attitude was largely a crock of shit.
The way he told it, he stayed pissed off the whole time. Posted by: Political Mad Libs at July 02, 2020 09:21 PM (d6PIl) ++++++++++++ One of Admiral King's daughters once commented that (from memory, so probably not exist), "My father was the most even-tempered man I've ever known. He was always angry." Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 02, 2020 09:25 PM (hYcqw) 280
Bwahahaha!!!
Duckworth is holding up the O6 promotion list unless the asshat whistle blower Vindman is included. Can you say this guy is fucked!!?? His peers will fuck him over royally. Bwahahaha!!! Posted by: Diogenes at July 02, 2020 09:25 PM (axyOa) 281
Get a dog.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 02, 2020 09:24 PM (U2p+3) Hi nurse. I might just have to break down and do that. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 02, 2020 09:24 PM (NWiLs) Worked for John Wick. At first. Posted by: Political Mad Libs at July 02, 2020 09:26 PM (d6PIl) Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 02, 2020 09:26 PM (U2p+3) 283
>>The Left's intention is to keep *you* miserable just the same...
Seriously, today's Razorfist is all about this - it is spot on. It is easier to depress our turn out than get their crazies in line on election day, so everything they do is aimed at convincing us all is already lost. Posted by: Lizzy at July 02, 2020 09:26 PM (bDqIh) 284
Worked for John Wick. At first.
Posted by: Political Mad Libs at July 02, 2020 09:26 PM (d6PIl) A killing spree would be cathartic. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 02, 2020 09:26 PM (NWiLs) 285
It's a serious struggle. I was just getting into a much better place when all this started up. It's really wearing on me. I have no place to go and I'm all by myself all day, almost every day. Gets me into a bad headspace.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 02, 2020 09:22 PM (NWiLs) Are there any Morons near you that you could meet up with? It helps. Posted by: Jordan61 at July 02, 2020 09:26 PM (uc1j5) 286
I'm depressed. And when I'm depressed, only one thing can revive me. Pizza's on the way!
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 02, 2020 09:26 PM (L2ZTs) 287
Explain to me how the group where 56% of individuals don't pay federal taxes gets to designate their own national anthem?
Posted by: Fat Albert at July 02, 2020 09:26 PM (jYrdS) 288
After eating at Chipotle the pregnant woman could have waited a few moments and shit all over the people harassing her.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 02, 2020 09:26 PM (PNt4R) 289
Jimmy Buffett's Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 02, 2020 09:24 PM (HaL55) Don't even joke about using a J***y B*****t anthem. I swear to God I'll personally secede. Posted by: hogmartin at July 02, 2020 09:27 PM (t+qrx) 290
@252...re football on fake grass, we had a good decade plus of all grass after the first generation astroturf fields were finally eliminated. They had dominated since the seventies. But now the fake stuff's back everywhere. Plays much better than the original astroturf and doesn't look like shit on TV so it"s probably here to stay. Too bad.
Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 02, 2020 09:27 PM (ja/kn) 291
Last time we spoke of changing the National Anthem, I was in favor of making it Inna Gadda da Vida. Just so everyone would have to stand through that drum solo!
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 02, 2020 09:27 PM (V2Yro) 292
>>>Plumpjack sounds like something you pay for in the seedier parts of San Francisco.<<<
Plumpjack is something you see in the alleys of West Hollywood, but they'll fine you $5k if you're caught without a mask. Posted by: Fritz at July 02, 2020 09:27 PM (95j/9) 293
We couldn't at least get a Thin Lizzy song?
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 02, 2020 09:18 PM (icI8A) Phil Lynott > Jesus Christ Posted by: Alcohol at July 02, 2020 09:27 PM (kpYSf) 294
Posted by: Boswell
Oh No No NO. Many stunning and brave attorneys on this very website have posted Gun Worthy posts about how defending yourself is not defending yourself. Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 02, 2020 09:27 PM (luzVb) 295
I agree. If Cheeseburger in Paradise becomes the Anthem, there will be blood.
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 02, 2020 09:27 PM (icI8A) 296
Wish I could meet up soon with y'all.
Again, if/when there's another Arizona or Nevada meetup, please let me know! Posted by: qdpsteve at July 02, 2020 09:27 PM (L2ZTs) 297
From the May issue of the CDC's Journal
LMAO "Although mechanistic studies support the potential effect of hand hygiene or face masks, evidence from 14 randomized controlled trials of these measures did not support a substantial effect on transmission of laboratory-confirmed influenza. We similarly found limited evidence on the effectiveness of improved hygiene and environmental cleaning. We identified several major knowledge gaps requiring further research, most fundamentally an improved characterization of the modes of person-to-person transmission." https://wwwnc.cdc.gov/eid/ article/26/5/19-0994_article Posted by: Thesokorus at July 02, 2020 09:28 PM (uVgrx) 298
Worked for John Wick. At first. Posted by: Political Mad Libs at July 02, 2020 09:26 PM (d6PIl)
*********** Movie version where it's Wick who dies and the dog avenges him: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGpZ9xaQLYQ Posted by: Two Weeks From Burn The Witch-Masks at July 02, 2020 09:28 PM (+dsLj) 299
>>My grand-dad made it through Chosin. He thought keeping a positive mental attitude was largely a crock of shit.
My dad who served in Vietnam told me Patten was right - you're already dead, once that gets through your head - you should be able to do what you need to do. Posted by: Boswell at July 02, 2020 09:28 PM (32YRo) 300
"Phil Lynott > Jesus Christ
Posted by: Alcohol at July 02, 2020 09:27 PM (kpYSf)" The best black Irish guy this side of Shaquille O'Neal. Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 02, 2020 09:28 PM (icI8A) 301
Worked for John Wick. At first.
Posted by: Political Mad Libs at July 02, 2020 09:26 PM (d6PIl) A killing spree would be cathartic. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 02, 2020 09:26 PM (NWiLs) My favorite Archer episode was the rampage one. Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 02, 2020 09:28 PM (PNt4R) 302
"Lift Ev'ry Voice and Sing" will be performed live or played before "The Star-Spangled Banner" prior to each NFL game during Week 1 and the league is considering putting names of victims of police brutality on helmet decals or jersey patches, a person familiar with the discussions told The Associated Press.
Welcome to Yugoslavia. Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 02, 2020 09:28 PM (I2/tG) 303
Did the ADA get repealed? Because I don't see how you mandate masks for people with health conditions.
I'm going to pack more over the weekend. I may have to do a Go Fund Me so I can buy a place and get out of here. Posted by: notsothoreau at July 02, 2020 09:28 PM (JKNZq) 304
>>Not only that the NBA is supposed to be painting Black Lives Matter on the courts
Oh man, this is going to be hilarious. It is too much, way too much. Posted by: Lizzy at July 02, 2020 09:29 PM (bDqIh) Posted by: qdpsteve at July 02, 2020 09:29 PM (L2ZTs) 306
Are there any Morons near you that you could meet up with? It helps.
We used to get together for drinks at my gigs, but we can't even do that anymore. I have no-eyed deer when or even if I'll ever play there again. No one has heard anything from management. Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 02, 2020 09:29 PM (HaL55) 307
There oughtta be some kind of anthem called "Purple Drank". Just sayin'
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 02, 2020 09:30 PM (40ikC) 308
243, thanks for the link.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 02, 2020 09:30 PM (0bosY) 309
So watching HGTV and lo! A Trump anti-Biden add on how Biden sold US manufacturing out to China.
Good, good. Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at July 02, 2020 09:30 PM (0QYMt) 310
Abbott the bone says if you are exercising , no mask needed.
Posted by: azalea city at July 02, 2020 09:30 PM (WX+x0) 311
Movie version where it's Wick who dies and the dog avenges him:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGpZ9xaQLYQ Posted by: Two Weeks From Burn The Witch-Masks at July 02, 2020 09:28 PM (+dsLj) That's awesome. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 02, 2020 09:30 PM (NWiLs) 312
If someone or some group wants its own national anthem the first thing they must do is have their own nation. Did CHOP have one? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 02, 2020 09:30 PM (aKsyK) 313
>>Not only that the NBA is supposed to be painting Black Lives Matter on the courts The mandatory foot-washing will keep pre-game interesting. (sponsored by Chik Fil A) Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 02, 2020 09:30 PM (luzVb) Posted by: Ben Had at July 02, 2020 09:31 PM (fDqh9) 315
I'm going to make a prediction: NFL, College Football and the NBA will drop in viewership by no more than 5% each at the outside. There will be a drop, but it won't be meaningful.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 02, 2020 09:31 PM (hYcqw) 316
My favorite Archer episode was the rampage one.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 02, 2020 09:28 PM (PNt4R) Heh. Lana: I'm trying to sell my car but now it smells like weed and rampage. Posted by: Jordan61 at July 02, 2020 09:31 PM (uc1j5) 317
Welcome to Yugoslavia.
Posted by: The ARC of History! #HordiaStronk https://youtu.be/UQZ3ea9w3pM Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, Black Powder Matters at July 02, 2020 09:31 PM (SfYbS) 318
They start Go Fund Mes for all sorts of stuff. Why not one for leaving a state.
FYI qdpsteve, watch Hoag vlogs on You Tube. They moved from southern CA to TN last year. He just finished making two trips back and forth to get the last of the stuff out of their old house. Two trips back and forth, back to back. it will inspire you. Posted by: notsothoreau at July 02, 2020 09:31 PM (JKNZq) 319
306 Are there any Morons near you that you could meet up with? It helps.
We used to get together for drinks at my gigs, but we can't even do that anymore. I have no-eyed deer when or even if I'll ever play there again. No one has heard anything from management. Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 02, 2020 09:29 PM (HaL55) Absolutely completely totally sucks. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 02, 2020 09:31 PM (NWiLs) 320
307 There oughtta be some kind of anthem called "Purple Drank". Just sayin'
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 02, 2020 09:30 PM (40ikC) Just use "Purple Rain" and say it's a tribute song like what Elton John did for Princess Di. Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at July 02, 2020 09:31 PM (0QYMt) 321
Work in the skittles giraffe pissing skittles, tasteful.
Posted by: azalea city at July 02, 2020 09:32 PM (WX+x0) 322
Don't even joke about using a J***y B*****t anthem. I swear to God I'll personally secede.
Lol. I knew that'd get a rise. Just kidding, y'all. Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 02, 2020 09:32 PM (HaL55) 323
266 Hi Insom.
Get a dog. Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 02, 2020 09:24 PM (U2p+3) Dogs are for pussies. Posted by: Anonymous Feline at July 02, 2020 09:32 PM (kpYSf) 324
267 There's only one National Anthem here in the USA.
If someone or some group wants its own national anthem the first thing they must do is have their own nation. To think that Americans; black, white, brown, yellow, mauve, and even puce Americans, are or will ever be willing to give America up to some deviant sub group is absurd. Posted by: Braenyard at July 02, 2020 09:24 PM (mWu8/) If Black Americans get their own Anthem? Then the descendants of Southern types get one too. Make Dixie Great Again? Posted by: Romeo13 at July 02, 2020 09:32 PM (NgKpN) 325
notso, thanks for the tip! :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 02, 2020 09:33 PM (L2ZTs) 326
124 >> a haphazard version of what the Left has been building since 2016.
A haphazard version of what the Left has been building since 1968. There, fixed it for you. Posted by: grayishpanther at July 02, 2020 09:33 PM (sqZQl) 327
Joe, you're probably right.
You don't get a seriously degraded country without degraded citizens. Have barely watched any sports for many years, but this time (whenever they start back up) I'll feel comfortable asking any friends who invite to watch "wow, you watch these dumb racists?". Posted by: rhomboid at July 02, 2020 09:33 PM (El6T/) 328
Just paint over the BLM stuff painted on the roadways
Posted by: Yo! at July 02, 2020 09:33 PM (s2Zir) 329
Welcome to Yugoslavia.
Remember, during the 1970's, the two countries which were cited by the Left as countries which had successfully implemented multiculturalism were Yugoslavia and Sri Lanka. That turned out well. Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 02, 2020 09:33 PM (I2/tG) Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 02, 2020 09:33 PM (HaL55) 331
Don't even joke about using a J***y B*****t anthem. I swear to God I'll personally secede. Posted by: hogmartin at July 02, 2020 09:27 PM what about "Somewhere Over The Rainbow" by that fat hawiian dude with the ukulele? Posted by: Penny Makin' Machine Operators Local 649 at July 02, 2020 09:34 PM (beNfa) 332
Has The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down been banned, or is it good because Dixie is being driven down?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 02, 2020 09:34 PM (PNt4R) 333
319 306 Are there any Morons near you that you could meet up with? It helps.
We used to get together for drinks at my gigs, but we can't even do that anymore. I have no-eyed deer when or even if I'll ever play there again. No one has heard anything from management. Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 02, 2020 09:29 PM (HaL55) Absolutely completely totally sucks. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 02, 2020 09:31 PM (NWiLs) Yup, was talking to an interesting Hawty on a dating site, but there is literally no place to go to meet. She may be a good one though. When I asked her if we needed a Safe Word for Masks, she laughed. Posted by: Romeo13 at July 02, 2020 09:34 PM (NgKpN) 334
Be my Dixie Chicken is not ok? That sux.
Posted by: azalea city at July 02, 2020 09:34 PM (WX+x0) 335
>>It's a serious struggle. I was just getting into a much better place when all this started up. It's really wearing on me. I have no place to go and I'm all by myself all day, almost every day. Gets me into a bad headspace.
Insom, the advice to get a dog is solid. After a long fight with cancer, and then another medical issue, hubby insisted we get a dog. I was. . reluctant because it would be another thing to take care of. But it does wonders - not just the unconditional love, but it gets you outside for walks, it gets you interacting with others (especially if you get a cute 'n friendly doggy) because so many people love dogs. It really is a wonderful change, and it will make you feel better. If you do go this route, research the breeds to make sure you get one that is compatible activity and temperament-wise. Posted by: Lizzy at July 02, 2020 09:35 PM (bDqIh) 336
Wait until the NBA and NFL announce that they will start playing "Cop Killer" before games.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 02, 2020 09:35 PM (I2/tG) 337
Many stunning and brave attorneys on this very website have posted Gun Worthy posts about how defending yourself is not defending yourself.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 02, 2020 09:27 PM (luzVb) Hard to believe that...most Horde are gun owners for reasons beyond just recreation and hunting. They understand that self defense and the protection of family and property are the underpinning of Blackstone's Law that makes up our general legal rights in America. Posted by: Boswell at July 02, 2020 09:35 PM (32YRo) 338
I think when they play the black national anthem all the white people should take a knee.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 02, 2020 09:35 PM (uc1j5) 339
264, thanks Weasel. I never miss a Sunday gun thread.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 02, 2020 09:36 PM (0bosY) 340
338 I think when they play the black national anthem all the white people should take a knee.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 02, 2020 09:35 PM (uc1j5) Sure, I'll take a knee. With a .45. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 02, 2020 09:36 PM (NWiLs) 341
Here in South Carolina, the county we live in has mandated masks for 60 days. This is beyond the pale; we had no mask mandate during the "epidemic".
People have lost their everloving minds. Posted by: four seasons at July 02, 2020 09:36 PM (PisyI) 342
I think when they play the black national anthem all the white people should take a knee.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 02, 2020 09:35 PM (uc1j5) Or better yet, leave to pee or buy beer. Posted by: Jordan61 at July 02, 2020 09:36 PM (uc1j5) 343
You got that right. Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 02, 2020 09:33 PM Lynyrd Skynyrd? that'd make a great anthem all in favor? passed Posted by: AltonJackson at July 02, 2020 09:36 PM (beNfa) 344
I'm Facebook friends with Rachel Lucas (she adds her married name Price to her Facebook name). One of her friends was going on about how everyone needs to wear a mask, so I started pushing back. He knew much better than me of course, so I posted a couple more new links. And that fired up Rachel, who picked up the torch and started pushing back too. He shut up. Was fun times.
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 02, 2020 09:36 PM (JKNZq) Posted by: Yo! at July 02, 2020 09:36 PM (s2Zir) 346
Why doesn't the NBA just move all franchises to China?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 02, 2020 09:36 PM (PNt4R) 347
Trump showed elected Republicans how to fight and how to win. He exposed all the Left's weaknesses and said very clearly: "This is the Alien Brain - The Source of Mass Mind Control - Just Hit Them Here".
Trump was similarly prepared to, as a candidate and then as president, *lead* the culture fight and hit back against PC, against Marxist takeovers of entertainment, and most of all against the blatant hypocrisy of the self-proclaimed elite. The scary thing is the guy can *almost* do it by himself, just by shining the light. All he needed from our elected Republican leaders was the lightest sensual tongue-flick of assistance in the matter. And yet time and again, the *only* thing Republicans seem to have any zest or passion for is fighting him. Posted by: ... at July 02, 2020 09:36 PM (xP7BH) 348
So watching HGTV and lo! A Trump anti-Biden add on how Biden sold US manufacturing out to China.
Good, good. Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at July 02, 2020 09:30 PM (0QYMt) I'm surprised that woke HGTV is running Trump ads Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 02, 2020 09:37 PM (S67j9) 349
What if I told you:
The Left is so jealous of our winning... The Left knows Trump is 'bout to steamroll them.... The Left's intention is to keep *you* miserable just the same.... They do that by having you believe the MFM is the news. The MFM is not the news. Posted by: t-bird at July 02, 2020 09:37 PM (n/x6m) 350
I think when they play the black national anthem all the white people should take a knee.
Have the crowd start singing "God Bless America". Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 02, 2020 09:37 PM (I2/tG) 351
I gotsa point out, if you don't watch media, and ignore all the depressing news- Life kinda goes on and you don't notice this shit. Unplug. Trust me, I go meet people every day, and most don't buy into this crap. Posted by: Just the Punch Line at July 02, 2020 09:37 PM (tq2J9) 352
thanks Weasel. I never miss a Sunday gun thread.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 02, 2020 09:36 PM (0bosY) ----- excellent. Posted by: Weasel at July 02, 2020 09:38 PM (MVjcR) 353
Ou sont les sous d'antin?
Posted by: Miklos "François" Villon at July 02, 2020 08:45 PM (QzkSJ) Yesterday's sows are today's bacon. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 02, 2020 09:38 PM (d+iSp) 354
I hope everyone here has their ADA mask exemptions. You literally (not figuratively) just print them off and it's illegal for anyone to ask about your "disability".
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, Black Powder Matters at July 02, 2020 09:38 PM (SfYbS) Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 02, 2020 09:39 PM (luzVb) 356
Or better yet, leave to pee or buy beer.
They expect the crowd to stand for "the black national anthem"? Good luck with that. Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 02, 2020 09:39 PM (I2/tG) 357
I thought the black national anthem was when someone took 15 minutes to sing The Star Spangled Banner.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 02, 2020 09:39 PM (PNt4R) Posted by: 11B40 at July 02, 2020 09:39 PM (evgyj) 359
I think when they play the black national anthem all the white people should take a knee.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 02, 2020 09:35 PM (uc1j5) ++++++++++++ Nonononono. Your silence is betrayal. During the "black national anthem" you have to fall to both knees, remove your shirt, and begin self-flagellation until it concludes. When it is finished, you must touch your forehead to the ground and wail out your sorrowful apologies to everyone you've wronged. Then you get up, put your shirt on, and take your seat. Once everyone is finished, Play Ball! Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 02, 2020 09:39 PM (hYcqw) Posted by: azalea city at July 02, 2020 09:39 PM (WX+x0) 361
National Black Anthem: Chocolate Rain. Accept no substitutes.
I'll show myself out. Have a great night, everyone. Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 02, 2020 09:39 PM (u82oZ) 362
I hope everyone here has their ADA mask exemptions. You literally (not figuratively) just print them off and it's illegal for anyone to ask about your "disability".
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, Black Powder Matters at July 02, 2020 09:38 PM (SfYbS) Not in WA. I don't know how legal it is, but they have told businesses that if someone does that you have to offer them curbside service or delivery. Posted by: Jordan61 at July 02, 2020 09:40 PM (uc1j5) Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 02, 2020 09:40 PM (HaL55) Posted by: 11B40 at July 02, 2020 09:40 PM (evgyj) 365
Anyone have any experience with the Real ID program ???
Posted by: 11B40 at July 02, 2020 09:40 PM (evgyj) No. I DO know that it's delayed until 2021, and I'm not doing it anyway. Posted by: Jordan61 at July 02, 2020 09:41 PM (uc1j5) 366
Just various cute animal pictures and nice stories:
https://www.sunnyskyz.com/ And I second the advice given above on unplugging. I was unplugged from any news for four days and it was great. I also think Insommniac would be better with having a pooch. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 02, 2020 09:41 PM (M7/zw) 367
"If you live in a red county (or majority blue), now is the last chance to get to know your local sheriff and discuss what the plans are if/when SHTF there or close to home. hopefully, he will be like mine and is ready to personally to deputize gun owners in the county."
Posted by: always ahead of the curve at July 02, 2020 09:18 PM (cFwh0) ------------------------------------ I live/work in a majority blue county and state. The sheriff is a female non-hetero. The police chief in the largest city within the county is a female non-hetero of color. I'm not leaving. I want to watch the commies get it good and hard. Posted by: fly gal at July 02, 2020 09:41 PM (6CtMt) 368
Joking aside, here's the real Black National Anthem
https://youtu.be/IAztPZBQrrU Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, Black Powder Matters at July 02, 2020 09:42 PM (SfYbS) 369
FWIW dogs are good.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 02, 2020 09:42 PM (PNt4R) Posted by: MarkY at July 02, 2020 09:42 PM (tq2J9) Posted by: Case at July 02, 2020 09:42 PM (JKDz7) 372
Anyone have any experience with the Real ID program ???
Posted by: 11B40 at July 02, 2020 09:40 PM (evgyj) That anything like a Real Doll? Posted by: Anonymous Feline at July 02, 2020 09:42 PM (kpYSf) 373
I also think Insommniac would be better with having a pooch.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 02, 2020 09:41 PM (M7/zw) As long as he doesn't have a cow, man. Posted by: Bart Simpson at July 02, 2020 09:42 PM (ufFY8) 374
It's clear Trump is too big and his message is too powerful. They are missing having Obama or another D president to distribute their Marxist Message of the Day. They used him for it very effectively.
This is paving the way for the Left to do so via sport and apparently now all commercials. So one day the courts will be painted: Believe All Women And soon... Allahu Akbar Think I'm kidding? Posted by: ... at July 02, 2020 09:42 PM (xP7BH) 375
Anyone have any experience with the Real ID program??. It's fake. Sorry man.
Posted by: azalea city at July 02, 2020 09:42 PM (WX+x0) 376
>>> I have a few bottles of Plumpjack Chardonnay. Im trying to come up with a suitable use for them
Posted by: LASue at July 02, 2020 08:38 PM (Ed8Zd) Combine with some M80's? Posted by: 'Round the Horn at July 02, 2020 09:42 PM (M/xwR) 377
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 02, 2020 09:39 PM (hYcqw)
What would be a good way to disrespect it like they do the real national anthem? As soon as I posted "take a knee" I knew that sucked. Posted by: Jordan61 at July 02, 2020 09:43 PM (uc1j5) 378
For you 'rons and 'ettes that have ever been in a violent or potentially violent situation -- tell me all about it, so that I can tell you how you really SHOULD have reacted in that situation, which I myself have never been in.
/s Posted by: Hands at July 02, 2020 09:43 PM (786Ro) 379
Greetings:
Anyone have any experience with the Real ID program ??? Posted by: 11B40 at July 02, 2020 09:40 PM (evgyj) ++++++++++ Thank to the illegals, yes. It is a proof of identity + a proof of citizenship. You usually need to go through the same rigmarole you do to fill out your I-9 form when you get a job - a birth certificate + Social Security card, or a passport, etc. Here's the list of "acceptable documents" to prove citizenship from the TN DMV. It should be the same across states: https://tinyurl.com/ycut3jr8 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 02, 2020 09:43 PM (hYcqw) 380
>>All this bullshit has me sinking into a bad mood.
Do something stupid. Something unplanned and uncomfortable but something you really want to do. And feel good about it. Trust me. Posted by: JackStraw at July 02, 2020 09:43 PM (ZLI7S) 381
Depending on your state (meaning how your DMV works), RealID no big deal at all. Just a few documents, a short form, new photo, done.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 02, 2020 09:43 PM (El6T/) 382
Not in WA. I don't know how legal it is, but they have told businesses that if someone does that you have to offer them curbside service or delivery.
Posted by: Jordan61 DOJ disability gestapo > the retard Inslee. They wrote the rules, make them live by them. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, Black Powder Matters at July 02, 2020 09:43 PM (SfYbS) Posted by: Yo! at July 02, 2020 09:43 PM (s2Zir) 384
Anyone have any experience with the Real ID program ???
Posted by: 11B40 at July 02, 2020 09:40 PM (evgyj) maybe...what's the problem ? Posted by: runner at July 02, 2020 09:43 PM (zr5Kq) 385
I think Insomniac should get a Samoyed, or some other super white dog.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 02, 2020 09:44 PM (PNt4R) 386
Garrett Morris: "I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whitey I seeeeeeeee"
Posted by: ... at July 02, 2020 09:44 PM (xP7BH) 387
What would be a good way to disrespect it like they do the real national anthem?
Ignore it. Sit, have a beer, chat with friends, etc. Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 02, 2020 09:44 PM (I2/tG) 388
What would be a good way to disrespect it like they do the real national anthem? As soon as I posted "take a knee" I knew that sucked.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 02, 2020 09:43 PM (uc1j5) ++++++++++++++ Don't watch anything that has it. If you end up somewhere doing it, leave. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 02, 2020 09:44 PM (hYcqw) 389
364 Greetings:
Anyone have any experience with the Real ID program ??? Posted by: 11B40 at July 02, 2020 09:40 PM (evgyj) Other than I got it when I renewed my license, no. What's up? (And I also renewed my passport and passport card so I have plenty of ID.) Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at July 02, 2020 09:44 PM (0QYMt) 390
I hope everyone here has their ADA mask exemptions. You literally (not figuratively) just print them off and it's illegal for anyone to ask about your "disability". Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, Black Powder Matters Local TV news has a "Fact Zone" segment every night. One night they had one about the "fake" mask exemptions which they said were being spread around by anti mask deplorables. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 02, 2020 09:44 PM (aKsyK) 391
Ya know what would make a great pet?
A woman! Because instead of you feeding her she feeds you. Three times a day. Every day. Forever. Posted by: Robert, who has the chains, leg clamps and manacles ready in the kitchen at July 02, 2020 09:45 PM (kpYSf) 392
What would be a good way to disrespect it like they do the real national anthem? As soon as I posted "take a knee" I knew that sucked.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 02, 2020 09:43 PM (uc I suppose you could get down. Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 02, 2020 09:45 PM (PNt4R) 393
You wonder in all the Cancel Culture hullabaloo why Howard Stern of all people hasn't been cancelled.
Posted by: ... at July 02, 2020 09:45 PM (xP7BH) 394
How about a super sexy song for the Black National Anthem?
https://youtu.be/sGQbtyctPmE Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 02, 2020 09:45 PM (hYcqw) Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 02, 2020 09:46 PM (HaL55) 396
Posted by: Jen the original at July 02, 2020 09:16 PM (0bosY)
In Lake Orion? A jury will acquit them. Posted by: clutch at July 02, 2020 09:46 PM (HL6Hq) 397
Don't watch anything that has it. If you end up somewhere doing it, leave.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 02, 2020 09:44 PM (hYcqw) Well *I* won't. But I'm never gonna get Mom and husband to stop. Posted by: Jordan61 at July 02, 2020 09:46 PM (uc1j5) 398
Hands, Newsletter?
Posted by: Ben Had at July 02, 2020 09:46 PM (fDqh9) 399
This minority of black people that insist they have and anthem and people of other races that acknowledge them, First, need to get themselves a nation.
Obviously they have disavowed this nation therefore they are relieved of their citizenship and receive priority on the deportation list. Posted by: Braenyard at July 02, 2020 09:47 PM (mWu8/) 400
Newsom is part of the Pelosi/Boxer crime family, right?
Posted by: Eromero at July 02, 2020 09:47 PM (XhWtx) 401
Well at least I can hope for vicious, even violent rancorous conflict on NFL squads (say, between the worst racists, and somebody with a brother who was KIA or wounded in a recent war) over the anthem thing.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 02, 2020 09:47 PM (El6T/) 402
Local TV news has a "Fact Zone" segment every night. One night they had one about the "fake" mask exemptions which they said were being spread around by anti mask deplorables.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. Regardless of their legitimacy, I figure if I add enough belligerence they'll let me go about my business. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, Black Powder Matters at July 02, 2020 09:47 PM (SfYbS) 403
thanks Weasel. I never miss a Sunday gun thread.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 02, 2020 09:36 PM Sadly, there are Gun Threads that have missed me appearing. Posted by: WeaselDog at July 02, 2020 09:47 PM (DMUuz) 404
Hard to believe that...most Horde are gun owners for reasons beyond just recreation and hunting. They understand that self defense and the protection of family and property are the underpinning of Blackstone's Law that makes up our general legal rights in America.
Posted by: Boswell at July 02, 2020 09:35 PM (32YRo) I think we got some folks that believe, if they just dot all the legal Is and cross the Ts, they can employ deadly force and avoid legal ruin. I don't believe that. I believe, if a DA decides to hang me, it doesn't matter what I did. So I'm going to do whatever I want anyway. But my wife and kids will live. Posted by: Political Mad Libs at July 02, 2020 09:47 PM (d6PIl) 405
Do something stupid. Something unplanned and uncomfortable but something you really want to do. And feel good about it.
Trust me. Posted by: JackStraw at July 02, 2020 09:43 PM (ZLI7S) Solid idea. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 02, 2020 09:48 PM (NWiLs) 406
Did everybody see this today?
Stolen from Insty's place. https://tinyurl.com/y9yq7frb Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 02, 2020 09:46 PM (HaL55) What a piece of shit. Posted by: runner at July 02, 2020 09:48 PM (zr5Kq) 407
Hockey Canada is calling for soul searching about racism.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 02, 2020 09:48 PM (PNt4R) 408
AoSHQ is theeee place for solid advice....
Posted by: runner at July 02, 2020 09:48 PM (zr5Kq) 409
383 So non whites do not go to national parks?
That is racist? Posted by: Yo! at July 02, 2020 09:43 PM (s2Zir) Clearly we have to create an entry system where for every Black who enters a national park we let seven non-Blacks in. This way National Park usage will be balanced. And then a program to promote Black usage of National Parks, essentially we need to take Blacks to the National Parks and force them to enjoy these wonders. Now, all obvious sarcasm to teh side, how soon before someone who is supposed to be serious proposes that? Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at July 02, 2020 09:49 PM (0QYMt) 410
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 02, 2020 09:32 PM (NgKpN)
We are one nation indivisible, any other thought, at best, is juvenile foolishness. Out. Posted by: Braenyard at July 02, 2020 09:49 PM (mWu8/) 411
If you don't want to sleep with a "trans woman" - who is, after all, a *woman* dammit! - then you're a transphobe who wants that trans person to die. After all, people need intimate contact to live full, satisfying lives and it is unfair and awful and hateful and awful that trans people have a hard time in the dating scene. You should feel bad about yourself and get over your cis-sexual privilege and stop oppressing the trans people by refusing to fuck them.*
* I find this particularly gross and degrading and awful and offensive because the people who talk about this are invariably the same people who make fun of the "incels" and want them destroyed because awkward or unattractive men who can't get laid are a threat to society. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 02, 2020 09:01 PM (hYcqw) If trannys want to get fucked, then let them sleep on railway tracks. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 02, 2020 09:49 PM (d+iSp) 412
I'm telling you people, each and every one is a fucking coward.
Posted by: runner at July 02, 2020 09:49 PM (zr5Kq) 413
I thought the black national anthem was when someone took 15 minutes to sing The Star Spangled Banner. Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy That's why I think it should be played instrumentally. No singing. Then no one can complain that it's too hard to sing. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 02, 2020 09:50 PM (aKsyK) 414
The most racist I get with hockey is laughing at blonde Swedish guys trying to grow playoff beards.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 02, 2020 09:50 PM (PNt4R) 415
How about a super sexy song for the Black National Anthem?
https://youtu.be/sGQbtyctPmE Posted by: Joe Mannix I'm thinking Barry White. Posted by: Miklos, baby, oh baby at July 02, 2020 09:50 PM (QzkSJ) 416
Stolen from Insty's place.
https://tinyurl.com/y9yq7frb Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 02, 2020 09:46 PM (HaL55) +++++++++++++ He sure got contrite when he was trapped... Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 02, 2020 09:50 PM (hYcqw) 417
I think Insomniac should get a Samoyed, or some other super white dog.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 02, 2020 09:44 PM (PNt4R) I love those dogs. I had one growing up. Its the only dog I ever had. He was great. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 02, 2020 09:50 PM (9Om/r) 418
Hands, Newsletter?
Posted by: Ben Had at July 02, 2020 09:46 PM Thanks Ben, I don't have a newsletter, but I'm on the interwebz all day long giving actual newletter-writers how they should write their letters. Posted by: Hands at July 02, 2020 09:50 PM (786Ro) 419
Local TV news has a "Fact Zone" segment every night. One night they had one about the "fake" mask exemptions which they said were being spread around by anti mask deplorables. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 02, 2020 09:44 PM (aKsyK) And they discovered how many of their viewers were thanking them for that helpful information and realized "You know, we just 'own goaled' that one." Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at July 02, 2020 09:51 PM (0QYMt) 420
>>Solid idea.
I'm not kidding and it's exactly what you need. Go forward and do what you want to do. Only you. And never look back. Posted by: JackStraw at July 02, 2020 09:51 PM (ZLI7S) 421
I hope everyone here has their ADA mask exemptions. You literally (not figuratively) just print them off and it's illegal for anyone to ask about your "disability".
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, Black Powder Matters Local TV news has a "Fact Zone" segment every night. One night they had one about the "fake" mask exemptions which they said were being spread around by anti mask deplorables. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr Depending on your state, it's not fake. Per Abbott the Boneless's order: Exemption - any person with a medical condition or disability that prevents wearing a face covering; And per HPAA, you cannot ask what that is. Well, you can ask. I'm not legally required to answer you. Posted by: rickb223 at July 02, 2020 09:51 PM (ycxIH) Posted by: Case at July 02, 2020 09:51 PM (JKDz7) 423
I'm not kidding and it's exactly what you need.
Go forward and do what you want to do. Only you. And never look back. Posted by: JackStraw at July 02, 2020 09:51 PM (ZLI7S) +++++++++++ But remember to get a vest for your jimmy in the city of sex. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 02, 2020 09:52 PM (hYcqw) 424
Sadly, there are Gun Threads that have missed me appearing.
Posted by: WeaselDog at July 02, 2020 09:47 PM (DMUuz) ------- All according to her contract! Posted by: Weasel at July 02, 2020 09:52 PM (MVjcR) 425
380 >>All this bullshit has me sinking into a bad mood.
Do something stupid. Something unplanned and uncomfortable but something you really want to do. And feel good about it. Trust me. Posted by: JackStraw at July 02, 2020 09:43 PM (ZLI7S) Gee, what did Dr. Feelgood mean by this? Posted by: always ahead of the curve at July 02, 2020 09:52 PM (cFwh0) 426
I think the Senate GOP really needs to get a bill up on making national parks less racist. Maybe schedule a time for Sen. Scott to cry during the debate (bill managers can do this sort of thing). And where's the Trump EO addressing this "problem"??
Posted by: rhomboid at July 02, 2020 09:52 PM (El6T/) 427
I don't believe that. I believe, if a DA decides to
hang me, it doesn't matter what I did. So I'm going to do whatever I want anyway. But my wife and kids will live. Posted by: Political Mad Libs at July 02, 2020 09:47 PM (d6PIl) ^^^^ What that guy said. Evening roonz and roonettez, busy day at the Refuge, first Mrs Hades dragged me out plant shopping and then I built a gate while I grilled some ribs. And now...it's Miller time... (actually Micky Ultra, 2.5 carbs per) Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 02, 2020 09:52 PM (CcOog) 428
Yeah so I think it's time to bring back the Happy Thread. Ace did it in 2013 after the "loss". I think it was once a week. I don't remember.
Posted by: ... at July 02, 2020 09:52 PM (xP7BH) 429
"Why do they make so many? Law says they have to make them, but do they have to crank them out as fast as the machines will run?"
Is there a Zinc lobby? Posted by: Chris M at July 02, 2020 09:53 PM (6XZdO) 430
417 I think Insomniac should get a Samoyed, or some other super white dog.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 02, 2020 09:44 PM (PNt4R) I love those dogs. I had one growing up. Its the only dog I ever had. He was great. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 02, 2020 09:50 PM (9Om/r) Samoyeds are cool, but it wouldn't be right to have one here in Florida with the thick coats they have. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 02, 2020 09:53 PM (NWiLs) 431
Yeah so I think it's time to bring back the Happy Thread. Ace did it in 2013 after the "loss". I think it was once a week. I don't remember.
Posted by: ... at July 02, 2020 09:52 PM (xP7BH) ++++++++++ I dug the recurring "Quarantine Cafe" threads. A COVID-free thread during the height of the panic. A wind-down threat was very nice. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 02, 2020 09:53 PM (hYcqw) Posted by: Yo! at July 02, 2020 09:54 PM (s2Zir) 433
I thought the black national anthem was when someone took 15 minutes to sing The Star Spangled Banner.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy If you actually name Aretha Franklin, I must call you unpatriotic. She really loved tha National Anthem. I saw her sing it twice in person, both times with flourishes, although not as long as her last Super Bowl rendition. Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 02, 2020 09:54 PM (yKPAy) 434
Insty says Hugh Downs died.
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 02, 2020 09:54 PM (JKNZq) 435
I'm not kidding and it's exactly what you need. Go forward and do what you want to do. Only you. And never look back. Posted by: JackStraw at July 02, 2020 09:51 PM (ZLI7S) Oh, I didn't think you were kidding at all. And it really is a good idea. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 02, 2020 09:54 PM (NWiLs) 436
406 Did everybody see this today?
Stolen from Insty's place. https://tinyurl.com/y9yq7frb Video of the feral animal being outsmarted like that just made my day. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 02, 2020 09:54 PM (sy5kK) 437
But remember to get a vest for your jimmy in the city of sex.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) That's some pussy shit there. Posted by: Cesare Borgia's Spirochetes at July 02, 2020 09:55 PM (SfYbS) 438
So just as we get ONT'd, anybody have any killer recipes for rib tips? Just the small part at the end of the ribs that is cut off to make St Louis ribs into baby back ribs, if I remember my pork butchering info.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 02, 2020 09:55 PM (El6T/) 439
Insom, get a cute l'il dog - it'll attract honeys.
Or so I'm told. Posted by: RI Red at July 02, 2020 09:55 PM (HQ9xd) 440
I dug the recurring "Quarantine Cafe" threads. A
COVID-free thread during the height of the panic. A wind-down threat was very nice. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 02, 2020 09:53 PM (hYcqw) I think everyone's depression here is contagious right now and I see that it's spreading. And there's no need for it. It just *feels* like there's a need for it. We are being psyopped by dark forces. We are the winners in this battle and the war, and we seem to have forgotten. I even forget sometimes though not for long. Posted by: ... at July 02, 2020 09:55 PM (xP7BH) 441
Plant shopping?
How does that work? Posted by: Yo! at July 02, 2020 09:54 PM (s2Zir) First you get in the car. Then you get coffee, because Mrs Hades needs coffee OR ELSE (and you REALLY don't want to know what the "or else" is). Then you go to a place that sells plants and buy some. Then you take them home and build a gate for the fence while Mrs Hades plants them. Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 02, 2020 09:56 PM (CcOog) 442
Chicken Tacos cure depression
Posted by: Yo! at July 02, 2020 09:56 PM (s2Zir) 443
Hugh Downs is out? Hugh Downs is OUT??
Posted by: Don Le Mon at July 02, 2020 09:56 PM (xP7BH) 444
Insom, get a cute l'il dog - it'll attract honeys.
Or so I'm told. Posted by: RI Red Get a puppy. Take it to a park. Posted by: rickb223 at July 02, 2020 09:56 PM (ycxIH) 445
Plant shopping?
How does that work? Posted by: Yo! at July 02, 2020 09:54 PM (s2Zir) Well it doesn't if you're in Michigan. Posted by: Gubner Fuckwit-mer at July 02, 2020 09:56 PM (kpYSf) 446
Video of the feral animal being outsmarted like that just made my day.
Yep, mine too. I almost felt sorry for him for a nanosecond. I'm pretty sure he'll wind up getting the attention of a cop who'll help him get his mind right and stop doing stoopid shit. Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 02, 2020 09:57 PM (HaL55) Posted by: rickb223 at July 02, 2020 09:58 PM (ycxIH) 448
439 Insom, get a cute l'il dog - it'll attract honeys.
Or so I'm told. Posted by: RI Red at July 02, 2020 09:55 PM (HQ9xd) Honeys attract bees. Bees attract Murder Hornets. Murder Hornets presage a new wave of the 'Rona. BANNED!!!!! Posted by: Gubner Fuckwit-mer at July 02, 2020 09:58 PM (kpYSf) 449
I think everyone's depression here is contagious right now and I see that it's spreading. And there's no need for it.
I think July 2nd is going to be remembered as a watershed day with Ghislaine Maxwell's arrest, the economic rebound numbers, the Charter arrest, and other arrests. I could not be more jazzed for a very hot summer. Posted by: t-bird at July 02, 2020 09:59 PM (dYmWY) 450
Insomniac should get married...lots of happily married people out there.
Posted by: runner at July 02, 2020 09:59 PM (zr5Kq) 451
450 Insomniac should get married...lots of happily married people out there.
Posted by: runner at July 02, 2020 09:59 PM (zr5Kq) You clearly have not been paying attention... Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 02, 2020 10:00 PM (NWiLs) 452
Greetings, Mikey NTH @ 389:
Thanks for the response. My birth certificate had a one letter misspell in my first name so I was refused without any further guidance. My DD 214 Separation (military type) paper even though it indicated my citizenship was also deemed unworthy. Maybe I'll just wait for the chip in the neck to arrive. Posted by: 11B40 at July 02, 2020 10:00 PM (evgyj) 453
Has an AOC sex tape been found ?
Posted by: Yo! at July 02, 2020 10:01 PM (s2Zir) 454
C'mon, Insomniac, give it a go, get married, get a dog , get a house. It'll all be good. Posted by: runner at July 02, 2020 10:01 PM (zr5Kq) Posted by: t-bird at July 02, 2020 10:02 PM (8DRUP) 456
ONT
Posted by: Cesare Borgia's Spirochetes at July 02, 2020 10:02 PM (SfYbS) 457
Or, stop paying attention to the everyday garbage. It will all go away in a month or two.
Posted by: runner at July 02, 2020 10:03 PM (zr5Kq) 458
Insomniac should get married...lots of happily married people out there.
Posted by: runner at July 02, 2020 09:59 PM (zr5Kq) You clearly have not been paying attention... Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 02, 2020 10:00 PM (NWiLs) You must be tuckered out Insom. I expected runner to be virtually gutted. How ya doing? Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 02, 2020 10:03 PM (yKPAy) 459
I think July 2nd is going to be remembered as a watershed day with Ghislaine Maxwell's arrest, the economic rebound numbers, the Charter arrest, and other arrests. I could not be more jazzed for a very hot summer.
Posted by: t-bird at July 02, 2020 09:59 PM (dYmWY) Same. Also,, All Cause Mortality went below avg even giving every benefit to the doomers. And I think NACTA died officially as well. Posted by: Thesokorus at July 02, 2020 10:04 PM (uVgrx) 460
C'mon, Insomniac, give it a go, get married, get a dog , get a house. It'll all be good.
Posted by: runner at July 02, 2020 10:01 PM (zr5Kq) Borrow to the hilt on it. Massive debt is the bedrock of all successful relationships. Posted by: Political Mad Libs at July 02, 2020 10:04 PM (d6PIl) 461
That's right, USMCA today. CHAZ torn down yesterday in an hour.
Posted by: t-bird at July 02, 2020 10:06 PM (4EIFd) 462
Samoyeds are cool, but it wouldn't be right to have one here in Florida with the thick coats they have.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 02, 2020 09:53 PM (NWiLs) Mine stayed inside during the summer, but he still liked to go out. He knew how to open the storm door, smart bastard that he was, and just came and went as he wanted. He figured out that if he jumped and hit the button on the door handle hard enough the door would bounce open off the jamb, and he would stick his head in fast before the door closed. Going out was easier, he would just slam the lever and push the door open. He loved winter, he loved laying down in the snow storms until it buried him. Crazy bastard. You are right though, if I stuck him in florida heat he would have eaten me while I slept. lol Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 02, 2020 10:07 PM (9Om/r) 463
I'll say it again: this is a massive psy-op to try and demoralize us. TPTB are really panicked and are pulling out all the stops. Celebrate, be happy, be free.
And do something really stupid, Insom. Then we'll all have something to laugh about. Posted by: RI Red at July 02, 2020 10:10 PM (HQ9xd) 464
Ignore it. Sit, have a beer, chat with friends, etc.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 02, 2020 09:44 PM (I2/tG) fart long and loud. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 02, 2020 10:11 PM (k3R+M) 465
We should hold a MoMee at Cullman's mobile home park. If it gets sporty he can help us remove/cover stains and part up the evidence.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 02, 2020 10:15 PM (Dc2NZ) 466
Samoyeds are cool, but it wouldn't be right to have one here in Florida with the thick coats they have.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 02, 2020 09:53 PM (NWiLs) Get a white-coated Boxer dog. They are sweet. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 02, 2020 10:15 PM (k3R+M) 467
466 Samoyeds are cool, but it wouldn't be right to have one here in Florida with the thick coats they have.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 02, 2020 09:53 PM (NWiLs) Get a white-coated Boxer dog. They are sweet. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 02, 2020 10:15 PM (k3R+M) Best dog I ever owned was a mutt. Got him from the Dumb Friends league. Think he was part Malamute, part Setter. Mid sized, strong build, loved the snow (which was good, I was in Denver then). Was a runner, but would eventually come back. But also wanted to be underfoot, and was very social. FANTASTIC partner to trail run with. Posted by: Romeo13 at July 03, 2020 12:54 AM (NgKpN) 468
460 C'mon, Insomniac, give it a go, get married, get a dog , get a house. It'll all be good.
Posted by: runner at July 02, 2020 10:01 PM (zr5Kq) Borrow to the hilt on it. Massive debt is the bedrock of all successful relationships. Posted by: Political Mad Libs at July 02, 2020 10:04 PM (d6PIl) And hope you guess right and get a good one. Otherwise? Posted by: Romeo13 at July 03, 2020 12:55 AM (NgKpN) 469
Fly at Night Ace
Posted by: Summer of Love at July 03, 2020 03:40 AM (FJrl0) 470
mornin' y'all
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at July 03, 2020 06:15 AM (eMtQa) 471
I believe that Canada no longer accepts pennies. All transaction are rounded up or down. Good move from our town's neighbor to the south. Windsor, Ontario is south of Wayne County, Michigan
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