Tonight's ONT Is Down In The Dumps

Once again the media folder is filling up faster than the ONT is bleeding off content, so here's an attempt to catch up!

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Lots of new rules for going out

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When worlds collide

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It's a trap!

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Nesting Behavior

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Need some aloe on that burn Lizzie?

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Sleeping on the job

“Character” development

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Crimea River

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Be That Gal

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I want one too

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The renaming frenzy continues

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Survey says: Possible

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Genius

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Ok then

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A kiss is just a kiss

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Come on down!

Some truth here

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One weird trick!

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If I could, I'd give this guy a hand

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Harry Potter and the Religion of Peace

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Tonight's ONT brought to you by André The Giant Baby:

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Posted by: WeirdDave at 09:53 PM




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1 Present.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at July 02, 2020 09:52 PM (HuH1F)

2 Still here.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at July 02, 2020 09:52 PM (HuH1F)

3 Quiet.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at July 02, 2020 09:53 PM (HuH1F)

4 *tap tap* Is this thing on?

Posted by: Charles the Simple at July 02, 2020 09:54 PM (HuH1F)

5 Well, at least the riff-raff's here.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at July 02, 2020 09:54 PM (HuH1F)

6 hiya

Posted by: JT at July 02, 2020 09:55 PM (arJlL)

7 We need a Horde Anthem.

How about this?


https://tinyurl.com/q3k7uwo

Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at July 02, 2020 09:56 PM (0QYMt)

8 I have a box of masks that I don't want to use.

I will put on each one "PEAK CVD APRIL 11".

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 02, 2020 09:56 PM (LxTcq)

9 coulda been a contender

Posted by: boomers remember stuff at July 02, 2020 09:56 PM (+U5Yr)

10 Joey B's a creep, but the kiss on the lips bit is an old Irish tradition. Grandma would always come at you mouth to mouth. Not a Christmas highlight, but everybody survived.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 02, 2020 09:57 PM (ja/kn)

11 Or how about this?

https://tinyurl.com/q3k7uwo

Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at July 02, 2020 09:57 PM (0QYMt)

12 Not first. Again.

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 02, 2020 09:58 PM (TdMsT)

13 Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 02, 2020 09:58 PM (2B9A/)

14 Good evening Horde. My birthday begins at midnight. You may commence celebrating now.

Posted by: BigZesty at July 02, 2020 09:58 PM (qJ7lt)

15 LMAO that there's an "all Natural CBD Oil" ad atop the HQ.

Posted by: logprof at July 02, 2020 09:59 PM (oZuI0)

16 Is the black national anthem just the yodeled version of the regular national anthem?

Posted by: Fat Albert at July 02, 2020 10:00 PM (jYrdS)

17 Willowed. But of course.

Chicken Tacos cure depression
Posted by: Yo!


Been making some wicked shrimp fajitas lately.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 02, 2020 10:00 PM (ycxIH)

18 Classic newby mistake, I read the content...and that's how you miss out on a top 10.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 02, 2020 10:01 PM (CcOog)

19 Like the thigh highs on Biden's granddaughter, yes sir. Hope Grampy kept her away from Ghisaline Maxwell.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 02, 2020 10:01 PM (ja/kn)

20 Nice ONT, WD !

Posted by: JT at July 02, 2020 10:01 PM (arJlL)

21 In before the hoi polloi!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at July 02, 2020 10:02 PM (AJ6Fc)

22 What's Ben Shapiro doing in that airline baby seat?

Posted by: Cesare Borgia's Spirochetes at July 02, 2020 10:02 PM (SfYbS)

23 Wassup

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at July 02, 2020 10:02 PM (IYHxL)

24 Happy Birthday BigZesty !

Posted by: JT at July 02, 2020 10:02 PM (arJlL)

25 #fuckthemasks

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 02, 2020 10:02 PM (2cPQ9)

26 Crimea River

Inauguration Day riots in DC.

People were fleeing Antifa after they were hit with Federal riot charges.

Then the charges were all dropped, and everyone happily rejoined Antifa.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 02, 2020 10:03 PM (I2/tG)

27 /Off Renaissance Sock

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, Black Powder Matters at July 02, 2020 10:03 PM (SfYbS)

28 That Cullman commercial is a keeper. I would definitely buy a home from him, or not.

Posted by: StrawMan at July 02, 2020 10:03 PM (78ihC)

29 the Biden& granddaughter is definitely weird

and the in-flight designer made me LOL

Posted by: vmom 2020 waving Stars & Stripes at July 02, 2020 10:03 PM (OCRKH)

30 I insist that the NFL also play the white national anthem before games.

Louie Louie.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 02, 2020 10:03 PM (I2/tG)

31 I'm a few drinks in, so I would totally make out with Creepy Joe's granddaughter. The trailer saleschick too.
Preferably at the same time.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, Black Powder Matters at July 02, 2020 10:04 PM (SfYbS)

32 Trailer saleslady is hawt.

Posted by: pep at July 02, 2020 10:05 PM (v16oJ)

33 Thank you, WD. The gifs are hysterical and I needed a good laugh.

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 02, 2020 10:05 PM (TdMsT)

34 @27...read a book. Middle ages.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 02, 2020 10:06 PM (ja/kn)

35 Or just relax to the training of surf crews at Cape Disappointment.



https://tinyurl.com/y3rxn6xe

Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at July 02, 2020 10:06 PM (0QYMt)

36 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at July 02, 2020 10:06 PM (s2Zir)

37 19
Like the thigh highs on Biden's granddaughter, yes sir. Hope Grampy kept her away from Ghisaline Maxwell.

Posted by: occam's brassiere


What the actual f***? That man makes lizards look Victorian.

Posted by: pep at July 02, 2020 10:06 PM (v16oJ)

38 Somehow I'm just not excited to buy a mobile home.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 02, 2020 10:07 PM (axyOa)

39 I would love one of those Mitsubishis. But a Corsair would be funner.

Posted by: GWB at July 02, 2020 10:07 PM (mRtYs)

40 I have a box of masks that I don't want to use.

I will put on each one "PEAK CVD APRIL 11".



One could have a lot of fun with those and a Sharpie marker.

I'd write "SLAVE" in giant letters across the first one.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 02, 2020 10:07 PM (HaL55)

41 I'm a few drinks in, so I would totally make out with Creepy Joe's granddaughter. The trailer saleschick too.
Preferably at the same time.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, Black Powder Matters at July 02, 2020 10:04 PM (SfYbS)


But would you make out with Elizabeth Warren?

Posted by: Dr. T at July 02, 2020 10:07 PM (Vgw1E)

42 Would not bang Joe B s granddaughter

Posted by: Yo! at July 02, 2020 10:07 PM (s2Zir)

43 Awesome ONT WeirdDave! I just annoyed the shit out of my husband by interrupting everything he was doing and making him look at the videos and pictures.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 02, 2020 10:07 PM (uc1j5)

44 @27...read a book. Middle ages.
Posted by: occam's brassiere

Since Cesare Borgia was the son of Renaissance pope Alexander VI, that puts him squarely in the Renaissance.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, Black Powder Matters at July 02, 2020 10:08 PM (SfYbS)

45 Nice ONT, WD.

Posted by: Sobek at July 02, 2020 10:08 PM (x7rgB)

46 38
Somehow I'm just not excited to buy a mobile home.

Posted by: Diogenes


Depends on how motivated the saleslady is, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: pep at July 02, 2020 10:08 PM (v16oJ)

47 Inauguration Day riots in DC.

People were fleeing Antifa after they were hit with Federal riot charges.

Then the charges were all dropped, and everyone happily rejoined Antifa.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 02, 2020 10:03 PM (I2/tG)

Wow, Novel Concept.

Its almost like if you bother enforcing the Law.

People are afraid to BREAK the law.

Who woulda thunk it.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 02, 2020 10:08 PM (NgKpN)

48 I especially loved the antifa stuff.

Posted by: Sobek at July 02, 2020 10:08 PM (x7rgB)

49 You must be tuckered out Insom. I expected runner to be virtually gutted.

How ya doing?
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 02, 2020 10:03 PM (yKPAy)

Tuckered out.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 02, 2020 10:08 PM (NWiLs)

50 >>What's Ben Shapiro doing in that airline baby seat?


Tone policing the airline crew?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 02, 2020 10:08 PM (bDqIh)

51 Somehow I'm just not excited to buy a mobile home.

Posted by: Diogenes

--

What if I call it a "tiny home" and charge three times more for it?

Posted by: Fat Albert at July 02, 2020 10:09 PM (jYrdS)

52 But would you make out with Elizabeth Warren?
Posted by: Dr. T

Not enough vodka in all the Slavic lands combined.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, Black Powder Matters at July 02, 2020 10:09 PM (SfYbS)

53 And now we know how Duck Duck Goose got started.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 02, 2020 10:09 PM (axyOa)

54 42 Would not bang Joe B s granddaughter
Posted by: Yo! at July 02, 2020 10:07 PM (s2Zir)

Who would want his sloppy seconds anyway?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 02, 2020 10:09 PM (NWiLs)

55 Granddaughter in thigh boots.

So she would be like, my cousin?


HEY DAD

Posted by: Hunter B. at July 02, 2020 10:09 PM (QzkSJ)

56 Ever wonder why you haven't seen a poll that asks two simple questions:

"Who did you vote for in 2016? And who will you vote for in 2020?"

Because the result will SHOCK you.

Posted by: ... at July 02, 2020 10:09 PM (xP7BH)

57 @44...I stand corrected. Just because you're paranoid...

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 02, 2020 10:10 PM (ja/kn)

58 Now wait a second, I don't know what "virtually gutted" means. Is that ...a compliment ??

Posted by: runner at July 02, 2020 10:10 PM (zr5Kq)

59
Simon says, wear a mask.
Simon says, lock yourself in your house.
Simon says, shut down your business.
Demonstrations and riots are fine.
Caught you! Didn't say, "Simon says!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 02, 2020 10:10 PM (mht8P)

60 The trailer ad makes me want to watch My Name is Earl again. And I'm considering a place with a single wide. I want to replace it with a little cabin.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 02, 2020 10:10 PM (YynYJ)

61 The pictures of Biden kissing his granddaughter are sickening.

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 02, 2020 10:10 PM (TdMsT)

62 Why is Slow Joe's granddaughter hitching up her skirt in the pic on the left?

--And leave it to her to make above-the-knee length boots look unsexy.

Posted by: logprof at July 02, 2020 10:10 PM (oZuI0)

63 26 Crimea River

Inauguration Day riots in DC.

People were fleeing Antifa after they were hit with Federal riot charges.

Then the charges were all dropped, and everyone happily rejoined Antifa.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 02, 2020 10:03 PM (I2/tG)



I suppose all of the original booking information was retained, because, why not? I mean, even if they were my friends I'd still hold on to that for the future show trials of possible counter-revolutionary rebels.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at July 02, 2020 10:10 PM (0QYMt)

64 >>What's Ben Shapiro doing in that airline baby seat?


Crushing the stewardesses with FACTS and LOGIC!

Posted by: Dr. T at July 02, 2020 10:10 PM (Vgw1E)

65 Who drew the last one?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 02, 2020 10:11 PM (5HyS+)

66 Depends on how motivated the saleslady is, IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: pep at July 02, 2020 10:08 PM (v16oJ)

***

I wonder if she can explain some of those stains?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 02, 2020 10:11 PM (axyOa)

67 I would not tell Biden's granddaughter of the waters of my home world.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 02, 2020 10:11 PM (MAF74)

68 No sir! Them Fokkers were Messerschmitts.

Posted by: boomers remember stuff at July 02, 2020 10:11 PM (+U5Yr)

69 Getting to second base with Elizabeth Warren ....

Do moths balls get you horney?

What about nagging?

Horney?

Posted by: Yo! at July 02, 2020 10:11 PM (s2Zir)

70 Re: the trailer sales dude.

My cousins...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 02, 2020 10:11 PM (HaL55)

71 I kinda like Cullman Liquidators guy, he needs to run for some political office.

Posted by: Eromero at July 02, 2020 10:12 PM (XhWtx)

72 I don't know what to make of Cullman Liquidation.

I don't think he cares.

Posted by: eleven at July 02, 2020 10:12 PM (XTyi0)

73 32 Trailer saleslady is hawt.
Posted by: pep at July 02, 2020 10:05 PM (v16oJ)

--Well, at any rate she's smokin'.

Posted by: logprof at July 02, 2020 10:12 PM (oZuI0)

74 56 Ever wonder why you haven't seen a poll that asks two simple questions:

"Who did you vote for in 2016? And who will you vote for in 2020?"

Because the result will SHOCK you.

Posted by: ... at July 02, 2020 10:09 PM (xP7BH


How so, dahlin?

Has such a poll been taken?

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 02, 2020 10:12 PM (TdMsT)

75 What's Ben Shapiro doing in that airline baby seat?


That looks like Bronco Bama to me.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 02, 2020 10:12 PM (HaL55)

76 But would you make out with Elizabeth Warren?
Posted by: Dr. T

Not enough vodka in all the Slavic lands combined.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, Black Powder Matters at July 02, 2020 10:09 PM (SfYbS)


That bad, huh? Wait, we are talking about the trash can, right?

Posted by: Dr. T at July 02, 2020 10:12 PM (Vgw1E)

77 Evening.

That Cullman ad...did...did he say his jaw was broken by his wife's BOYFRIEND?!?

Okay, I'm calling bullshit. That can't be a real ad.

Posted by: Robert at July 02, 2020 10:12 PM (kpYSf)

78 58 Now wait a second, I don't know what "virtually gutted" means. Is that ...a compliment ??
Posted by: runner at July 02, 2020 10:10 PM (zr5Kq)

I think he was expecting a more...vigorous response, considering my personal experience with the hellish slavery of marriage. But he's right - I'm tuckered out.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 02, 2020 10:13 PM (NWiLs)

79 Willower to the max:
463 I'll say it again: this is a massive psy-op to try and demoralize us. TPTB are really panicked and are pulling out all the stops. Celebrate, be happy, be free.
And do something really stupid, Insom. Then we'll all have something to laugh about

Posted by: RI Red at July 02, 2020 10:13 PM (HQ9xd)

80 Your Dad and David Bowie fucked man

*can't*

*breathe*

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 02, 2020 10:13 PM (luzVb)

81 ONT Greetings, Horde!


*pours bourbon*


Cheers!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, ?T?X

Posted by: Jim at July 02, 2020 10:13 PM (QzJWU)

82 People are afraid to BREAK the law.

Which is why protestors stick to jurisdictions with friendly prosecutors.

Think they'll try another demonstration in Provo?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 02, 2020 10:13 PM (I2/tG)

83 77 Evening.

That Cullman ad...did...did he say his jaw was broken by his wife's BOYFRIEND?!?

Okay, I'm calling bullshit. That can't be a real ad.
Posted by: Robert at July 02, 2020 10:12 PM (kpYSf)

Ever lived in the South?

I've heard worse.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 02, 2020 10:13 PM (NgKpN)

84 Good evening, {{{Jim}}}!

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 02, 2020 10:14 PM (TdMsT)

85 Just because you're paranoid...
Posted by: occam's brassiere

Who says I'm paranoid? I'll bet it's my boss, he's always been out to get me.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, Black Powder Matters at July 02, 2020 10:14 PM (SfYbS)

86 And now that I look at the Soccer photo, the girl standing doesn't have her hand on her heart so much as her hand is gently molesting her left breast.

Posted by: Robert at July 02, 2020 10:14 PM (kpYSf)

87 >>I suppose all of the original booking information was retained, because, why not? I mean, even if they were my friends I'd still hold on to that for the future show trials of possible counter-revolutionary rebels.



Well, this one was caught again - IIRC, Legba Carrefore was one of the disrupt J20 leaders.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmisZWWuQv8

Posted by: Lizzy at July 02, 2020 10:15 PM (bDqIh)

88 That Antifa whine is fake, yes?

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 02, 2020 10:15 PM (MAF74)

89 Would not fuck David Bowie either

Posted by: Yo! at July 02, 2020 10:15 PM (s2Zir)

90 70 Re: the trailer sales dude.

My cousins...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 02, 2020 10:11 PM (HaL55)


My in-laws...

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 02, 2020 10:15 PM (uc1j5)

91 Ever lived in the South?
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 02, 2020 10:13 PM (NgKpN)

Texas count?

Posted by: Robert at July 02, 2020 10:15 PM (kpYSf)

92 Evening.

That Cullman ad...did...did he say his jaw was broken by his wife's BOYFRIEND?!?

Okay, I'm calling bullshit. That can't be a real ad.
Posted by: Robert at July 02, 2020 10:12 PM (kpYSf)

Ever lived in the South?

I've heard worse.
Posted by: Romeo13


***

Well DUH.
It's mobile homes.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 02, 2020 10:15 PM (axyOa)

93 Waiting to see how much of my grocery order I get from Safeway and how late they'll be. They don't do a very good job.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 02, 2020 10:15 PM (YynYJ)

94
Okay, I'm calling bullshit. That can't be a real ad.
Posted by: Robert at July 02, 2020 10:12 PM (kpYSf)


I WANT that to be a real ad.

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 02, 2020 10:15 PM (TdMsT)

95 89 Would not fuck David Bowie either
Posted by: Yo! at July 02, 2020 10:15 PM (s2Zir)

Mick Jagger's sloppy seconds.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 02, 2020 10:15 PM (NWiLs)

96 Evening.

That Cullman ad...did...did he say his jaw was broken by his wife's BOYFRIEND?!?

Okay, I'm calling bullshit. That can't be a real ad.


It's Alabama. I'm from there. Used to go fishing in Cullman a lot.

It's real.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 02, 2020 10:16 PM (HaL55)

97 Inauguration Day riots in DC.

People were fleeing Antifa after they were hit with Federal riot charges.

Then the charges were all dropped, and everyone happily rejoined Antifa.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 02, 2020 10:03 PM (I2/tG)



I suppose all of the original booking information was retained, because, why not? I mean, even if they were my friends I'd still hold on to that for the future show trials of possible counter-revolutionary rebels.
Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at July 02, 2020 10:10 PM (0QYMt)

Fun part? If they crossed State lines to riot? Its a Federal crime.

Friendly Jurisdiction suddenly not quite as friendly.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 02, 2020 10:16 PM (NgKpN)

98 Woof.

Posted by: Elizabeth at July 02, 2020 10:16 PM (wPVhA)

99 Some funny stuff tonight, that Mitsubishi one really got me, though.

Posted by: t-bird at July 02, 2020 10:16 PM (dYmWY)

100 but the kiss on the lips bit is an old Irish tradition. Grandma would always come at you mouth to mouth. Not a Christmas highlight, but everybody survived.
Posted by: occam's brassiere


Heh. I'm descended from Germans on both sides. You did not have to worry about grandma kissing you. You knew she loved you because she would "do" for you, but there wasn't any slobbering on your face.

My sister married a guy whose parents were Italian immigrants. When our two families got together I was shocked at all the kissing and hugging these people did. My sister's future mother in law got my mom in a bearhug, and my poor mom looked like a deer caught in the headlights.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 02, 2020 10:18 PM (+lVUW)

101 What do you think happens when the cat is out of the bag that 97% of Trump voters are voting for Trump again... and some significant portion of Hillary voters... let's say 10-15%... are now voting Trump?

It would merely mean the Demoralization Game is *over*. They don't want it over. They want you to be ill and sick and miserable.

I did the math using just 10% of Hillary voters. That's 67,500,000 votes for Trump assuming absolutely zero new voters, an improvement of 5,000,000. By comparison, super popular Obama *lost* 4,000,000 votes, and Reagan gained 11,000,000 (a much higher percentage of the electorate).

Posted by: ... at July 02, 2020 10:18 PM (xP7BH)

102 93 Waiting to see how much of my grocery order I get from Safeway and how late they'll be. They don't do a very good job.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 02, 2020 10:15 PM (YynYJ)

------------------------

Making a cake tonight, and realized I was low on cake flour. Went to two different grocery stores. None to be had, though there was plenty of regular flour. Luckily I had enough that I only had to supplement with a little all-purpose flour.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 02, 2020 10:18 PM (CAJOC)

103 I think he was expecting a more...vigorous response, considering my personal experience with the hellish slavery of marriage. But he's right - I'm tuckered out.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 02, 2020 10:13 PM (NWiLs)


Things will settle down. Soon.

Posted by: runner at July 02, 2020 10:18 PM (zr5Kq)

104 I just applied for a job at Cullman Liquidation.


I really don't care what, or what it pays.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 02, 2020 10:18 PM (luzVb)

105 Hillary was up 23 , four years ago ....

Posted by: Yo! at July 02, 2020 10:19 PM (s2Zir)

106 It's Alabama. I'm from there. Used to go fishing in Cullman a lot.

It's real.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 02, 2020 10:16 PM (HaL55)

--

(fistbump)

Cullman is near Arab, pronounced with a long A.

Posted by: Fat Albert at July 02, 2020 10:19 PM (jYrdS)

107 How so, dahlin?



Has such a poll been taken?

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 02, 2020 10:12 PM (TdMsT)

Hey babe. No such poll. I explained my math and assumptions in #101.

Posted by: ... at July 02, 2020 10:19 PM (xP7BH)

108 Some funny stuff tonight, that Mitsubishi one really got me, though.
Posted by: t-bird


Saw one fly at an airshow in Riverside about ten years ago. I think the announcer said then there were only three left flying in the world.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 02, 2020 10:19 PM (axyOa)

109 >>What's Ben Shapiro doing in that airline baby seat?


Crushing the stewardesses with FACTS and LOGIC!
Posted by: Dr. T at July 02, 2020 10:10 PM (Vgw1E)


Okay, I lol'd.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 02, 2020 10:19 PM (AiZBA)

110 IIRC, there were a couple of record largemouth bass caught in Smith Lake. Not by me.

Hank Williams Jr. had a cabin there at one time. It' a nice little town.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 02, 2020 10:20 PM (HaL55)

111
Hey babe. No such poll. I explained my math and assumptions in #101.
Posted by: ... at July 02, 2020 10:19 PM (xP7BH


I read it!

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 02, 2020 10:20 PM (TdMsT)

112 Ya know...Joe Biden's granddaughter is kinda cute.

The way she's lightly clutching her skirt is oddly sexy.

Posted by: Robert at July 02, 2020 10:20 PM (kpYSf)

113 Hi Jordan!
Your comment is great. I just did the same thing with D.
She laughed at some of them. Thought the Biden sequence was photoshopped. I don't. The guy in Cullman? Yeah, heard worse.

Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at July 02, 2020 10:20 PM (d9Irc)

114 Yeah, Hillary was inevitable, And so is Biden. What a joke.

Posted by: runner at July 02, 2020 10:20 PM (zr5Kq)

115 My sister married a guy whose parents were Italian immigrants. When our two families got together I was shocked at all the kissing and hugging these people did. My sister's future mother in law got my mom in a bearhug, and my poor mom looked like a deer caught in the headlights.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 02, 2020 10:18 PM (+lVUW)

I'm from one of those Irish families. I had to warn him that all my aunts and girl cousins were going to kiss him hello.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 02, 2020 10:20 PM (uc1j5)

116 My husband, that is. Sheesh, I haven't even been drinking.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 02, 2020 10:21 PM (uc1j5)

117 I have cake flour, bread flour, all purpose flour, almond and tapioca flour and maybe a few more. I have yeast too. But not baking right now.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 02, 2020 10:21 PM (YynYJ)

118 I believe that the 'Silent Majority' is real...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at July 02, 2020 10:21 PM (AJ6Fc)

119 Did I mention n I'm sick of the race shit?

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at July 02, 2020 10:21 PM (IYHxL)

120 The black guy holding the Confederate flag, wasn't he murdered on the way home from a protest?

I know one black gentleman who was against the removal of the statues was.

Posted by: Erebus at July 02, 2020 10:22 PM (r6Gn1)

121 Macallan 12 tonight.

Posted by: Lucius Cornelius Sulla at July 02, 2020 10:22 PM (CLteG)

122 Hey everybody!

Everyone in DC is already in the 4th of July spirit. AOC already posted a pic of her and her bae toasting marshmallows over a burning American flag.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 02, 2020 10:22 PM (L2ZTs)

123 Re: the trailer sales dude.



My cousins...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy


My in-laws...

Posted by: Jordan61


My People!

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 02, 2020 10:22 PM (luzVb)

124 Emily Compagmo single? Asking for a friend

Posted by: Yo! at July 02, 2020 10:22 PM (s2Zir)

125 >>I have cake flour, bread flour, all purpose flour, almond and tapioca flour and maybe a few more. I have yeast too. But not baking right now.


Look at you flaunting your wheat privilege!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 02, 2020 10:22 PM (bDqIh)

126 Hillary was up 23 , four years ago ....
Posted by: Yo! at July 02, 2020 10:19 PM (s2Zir)

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There was no way she could lose. Webb Hubbell himself couldn't fuck her out of the presidency.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 02, 2020 10:23 PM (wPVhA)

127 113 Hi Jordan!
Your comment is great. I just did the same thing with D.
She laughed at some of them. Thought the Biden sequence was photoshopped. I don't. The guy in Cullman? Yeah, heard worse.
Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at July 02, 2020 10:20 PM (d9Irc)

Hi Winston! I also just texted the David Bowie one to my son because I know it'll make him laugh.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 02, 2020 10:23 PM (uc1j5)

128 Posted by: Erebus at July 02, 2020 10:22 PM (r6Gn1)

Make that one and a half.

Learning about Lee and Bedford, I've had to do some serious thinking.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at July 02, 2020 10:23 PM (IYHxL)

129 Ghislaine Maxwell is still in custody in New Hampshire. I was joking with the primary LEO responsible for her custody today to make sure she didn't get suicided. That possibility is their top priority. Multiple sets of eyes on her at all times and within arms reach. Now, when she gets transferred to the Southern District of New York, we'll, any suicide can happen then.

Posted by: YourFriend at July 02, 2020 10:23 PM (JE3UG)

130 Macallan 12 tonight.
Posted by: Lucius Cornelius Sulla


Cosmos cause Mrs D said so.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 02, 2020 10:23 PM (axyOa)

131 99 Some funny stuff tonight, that Mitsubishi one really got me, though.
Posted by: t-bird at July 02, 2020 10:16 PM (dYmWY)

I used to work out on Ford Island, in the middle of Pearl Harbor. Shared a townhouse with an instructor at Dive School out there, and we took the Ferry over every Work day.

Ferry leaves from the same parking lot as the Arizona Memorial.

Would not believe this if I had not seen it with me own eyes.

Old Japanese couple walks up to us as we are crossing the Parking lot and says 'Excuse Please, where is Arizona Memorial?'

Crusty EOD Dive School Chief Petty Officer says 'Right out in the fucking harbor, where you left it'. Then turns and walks away.

I was gobsmacked, got on the Ferry where he smiled and said 'you know, always wanted to do that'.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 02, 2020 10:24 PM (NgKpN)

132 Hiya.

How did the hamburger introduce his girlfriend?

Meat Patty!

Posted by: ALH at July 02, 2020 10:24 PM (kuNgM)

133 Macallan 12 tonight.
Posted by: Lucius Cornelius Sulla at July 02, 2020 10:22 PM (CLteG)

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MACALLAN!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 02, 2020 10:24 PM (wPVhA)

134 Fat Albert @ 106- I got lucky late one night in Arab, Alabama. Alcohol was involved.

Posted by: Eromero at July 02, 2020 10:24 PM (XhWtx)

135 WD, your ONT is hilarious. I hope you don't mind, but I stole your Joey pic and shared it on Facebook.

Posted by: ALH at July 02, 2020 10:25 PM (kuNgM)

136 Macallan 12 tonight.
Posted by: Lucius Cornelius Sulla at July 02, 2020 10:22 PM (CLteG)

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MACALLAN!!!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 02, 2020 10:24 PM (wPVhA)


Let's raise a toast to MACALLAN !!

Posted by: runner at July 02, 2020 10:25 PM (zr5Kq)

137
Heh. I'm descended from Germans on both sides. You did not have to worry about grandma kissing you. You knew she loved you because she would "do" for you, but there wasn't any slobbering on your face.

My sister married a guy whose parents were Italian immigrants. When our two families got together I was shocked at all the kissing and hugging these people did. My sister's future mother in law got my mom in a bearhug, and my poor mom looked like a deer caught in the headlights.
Posted by: nerdygirl

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Ha! My family makeup is similar - one Grandma PA German (taciturn and severe) and the other Italian (all emotion). When my parents decided to marry, both sets were very much against the "mixed marriage".

My Dad used to say that when the grammies met for the first time, they circled each other warily - like the opening round of a prize fight.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 02, 2020 10:25 PM (Rvt88)

138 Fun part? If they crossed State lines to riot? Its a Federal crime.

Friendly Jurisdiction suddenly not quite as friendly.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 02, 2020 10:16 PM (NgKpN)

More fun? Using the mail, the telephone system, and the internet puts you into federal jurisdiction. Drop your stuff into "the cloud"? My guess it is now gone federal. Twitter? Facebook? You've gone federal.


Good luck if you have gone federal after the POTUS just made a show out of using federal law after rioters and then loudly firing a US Attorney who did not want to acknowledge who is actually in charge.


BTW - I expect that, in usual Trumpian bombastic way, he has every thing locked down and yells to see who jumps and runs.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at July 02, 2020 10:25 PM (0QYMt)

139 The black guy holding the Confederate flag, wasn't he murdered on the way home from a protest?

I know one black gentleman who was against the removal of the statues was.
Posted by: Erebus at July 02, 2020 10:22 PM (r6Gn1)


Some black guy defending the Confederate flag/statues was murdered in Mississippi several years ago, not far from Ole Miss while I was going to school there. Don't know if it's the same one, but he did write a book proclaiming his Southern heritage. The authorities never said so, but I believe most people familiar with the case are convinced he was killed for his opinions.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 02, 2020 10:25 PM (Vgw1E)

140 119 Did I mention n I'm sick of the race shit?
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at July 02, 2020 10:21 PM (IYHxL)

As am I.

Posted by: Allie at July 02, 2020 10:25 PM (vmRc0)

141 Happy Birfday, MacAllan!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at July 02, 2020 10:26 PM (AJ6Fc)

142 Fat Albert @ 106- I got lucky late one night in Arab, Alabama. Alcohol was involved.
Posted by: Eromero


When cousins get crazy!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 02, 2020 10:26 PM (axyOa)

143 Ghislaine Maxwell is still in custody in New Hampshire. I was joking with the primary LEO responsible for her custody today to make sure she didn't get suicided. That possibility is their top priority. Multiple sets of eyes on her at all times and within arms reach. Now, when she gets transferred to the Southern District of New York, we'll, any suicide can happen then.


I truly hope she's already given testimony and there are a brazilian copies of it scattered about in case she get Epsteined.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 02, 2020 10:26 PM (HaL55)

144 Drinking my last shot of tequila I bought in St. Kitts. Best tequila I've ever had. $10 a bottle. Can't find it anywhere in the states. Sad.

Posted by: Jewells45feeling sad at July 02, 2020 10:27 PM (dUJdY)

145
Macallan 12 tonight.

Posted by: Lucius Cornelius Sulla at July 02, 2020 10:22 PM (CLteG)



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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MACALLAN!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 02, 2020 10:24 PM (wPVhA)





Let's raise a toast to MACALLAN !!



Oh yeah, HOO RAY....

ya fookin hoor...

Posted by: Glenmorangie 14 at July 02, 2020 10:27 PM (luzVb)

146 My Dad used to say that when the grammies met for the first time, they circled each other warily - like the opening round of a prize fight.
Posted by: Tonypete


ha

Posted by: eleven at July 02, 2020 10:28 PM (XTyi0)

147 119 Did I mention n I'm sick of the race shit?
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at July 02, 2020 10:21 PM (IYHxL)

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We're the least racist most diverse nation on Earth but they will NEVER give it a rest.

GIVE IT A FUCKING REST!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 02, 2020 10:28 PM (wPVhA)

148 @143 I truly hope she's already given testimony and there are a brazilian copies of it scattered about in case she get Epsteined.

------------------

I also hope there are. I suspect that it improves her chances of surviving. If she's dead, then her testimony can be submitted without the opportunity for cross-examination. If she's still alive, then anyone she accuses can have their attorney try and trip her up in court.

Posted by: junior at July 02, 2020 10:28 PM (PTw5h)

149 I trust everyone's learnt how to properly pronounce "Ghislaine" by now...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at July 02, 2020 10:28 PM (AJ6Fc)

150 137 Ha! My family makeup is similar - one Grandma PA German (taciturn and severe) and the other Italian (all emotion). When my parents decided to marry, both sets were very much against the "mixed marriage".

My Dad used to say that when the grammies met for the first time, they circled each other warily - like the opening round of a prize fight.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 02, 2020 10:25 PM (Rvt8

And suddenly a LOT about why I'm so emotionally f'd up makes sense.

Posted by: Allie at July 02, 2020 10:28 PM (vmRc0)

151 Macallan 12 tonight.

Ardbeg 10 here. I've never been an Islay fan so much but it's growing on me. Still, I think you win.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at July 02, 2020 10:29 PM (qc+VF)

152 Happy Birthday!

Posted by: ALH at July 02, 2020 10:29 PM (kuNgM)

153 Jordan
Craziness from Inslee today.
I mentioned it below but then was called away.
Mandatory masks to enter any business with the business being forced to deny service to any without a mask.
He's putting their ability to open or stay open on the line. I think he saw the other states doing that and wants to stay in the Kool Kidz Klub.

Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at July 02, 2020 10:29 PM (d9Irc)

154 149 I trust everyone's learnt how to properly pronounce "Ghislaine" by now...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at July 02, 2020 10:28 PM (AJ6Fc)

Yes, Jizz Lane.

(I don't care, thats how I will always read it).

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 02, 2020 10:29 PM (NgKpN)

155 Joe B is loosing his marbles on live tv

Posted by: Yo! at July 02, 2020 10:29 PM (s2Zir)

156 Cultural sensitivity in action
https://youtu.be/-r8jlHDBMsw

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, Black Powder Matters at July 02, 2020 10:29 PM (SfYbS)

157 149 I trust everyone's learnt how to properly pronounce "Ghislaine" by now...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at July 02, 2020 10:28 PM (AJ6Fc)

I don't know, they way they keep pronouncing her name isn't anything like the way my high school French teacher pronounced it.

Posted by: Allie at July 02, 2020 10:29 PM (vmRc0)

158 One thing I really like about this Covid shit is the social distancing. I treasure my personal space.

Posted by: ALH at July 02, 2020 10:29 PM (kuNgM)

159 Macallan 12 tonight.
Posted by: Lucius Cornelius Sulla

Everybody Wang Chung tonite!

Posted by: Miklos, non-stop Party Animal at July 02, 2020 10:30 PM (QzkSJ)

160 I'm with both of y'all.

"Race" is the most over-trodden, over-talked about topic in this country. It's boring as all get-out.

I've never despised someone solely for his skin colour, and I don't give a crap how many other people have. I don't ever really care how many people loathe *me* for *my* skin colour.

Enough already. It's boring, and everyone has pretty much formed his position on the subject anyway.

Posted by: logprof at July 02, 2020 10:30 PM (oZuI0)

161 Happy Birfday, Ardbeg!!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at July 02, 2020 10:30 PM (AJ6Fc)

162 Macallan 12 tonight.

Posted by: Lucius Cornelius Sulla at July 02, 2020 10:22 PM (CLteG)



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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MACALLAN!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 02, 2020 10:24 PM (wPVhA)





Let's raise a toast to MACALLAN !!


Oh yeah, HOO RAY....

ya fookin hoor...
Posted by: Glenmorangie 14


***

What I get for stirring grain all day and fapping all night.

Posted by: Monkey Shoulder at July 02, 2020 10:30 PM (axyOa)

163 Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/yasaopzd

https://tinyurl.com/ybcmn7ky

https://tinyurl.com/yavx5jhe

https://tinyurl.com/yckh6p97

https://tinyurl.com/yaqxnetq

Posted by: kbdabear at July 02, 2020 10:31 PM (qAR6u)

164 Cool picture of Ben Shapiro in the baby seat.

Posted by: always ahead of the curve at July 02, 2020 10:31 PM (554XU)

165 So we're back to Russia, Russia, Russia. This time it will work!

Posted by: ALH at July 02, 2020 10:31 PM (kuNgM)

166 I'm from one of those Irish families. I had to warn him that all my aunts and girl cousins were going to kiss him hello.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 02, 2020 10:20 PM (uc1j5)

My sister took one of those DNA tests. We always figured we were 50/50 Irish (dad's side) & German (mom's side). Turn's out, according to the test we're 50 percent Irish with only a smattering of German, at least genecticlally. Doesn't really matter, but it was interesting to see the result.

Anyway, I'm mad that she took the test. Now I can't kill some one if I need to 'cause my families DNA is on file. Kind of a bummer.

Posted by: BigZesty at July 02, 2020 10:31 PM (qJ7lt)

167 I'm drinking rum tonight so I'm on an Alestorm kick.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, Black Powder Matters at July 02, 2020 10:31 PM (SfYbS)

168 Everybody Wang Chung tonite!

Posted by: Miklos, non-stop Party Animal at July 02, 2020 10:30 PM



I'd first read that as 'chug wang'...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at July 02, 2020 10:31 PM (AJ6Fc)

169 Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at July 02, 2020 10:29 PM (d9Irc)

Lucky for me Idaho is only 20 minutes away!

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 02, 2020 10:32 PM (uc1j5)

170 Boomer Esiason suggests college football players are getting coronavirus on purpose

The WFAN radio host said that he found it "odd" that so many players from big-time football programs have suddenly come down with COVID-19 as teams prepare to report back for workouts. He specifically mentioned Alabama, LSU and Clemson, who have all recently reported coronavirus cases on their teams.

Posted by: SMOD at July 02, 2020 10:32 PM (X5CsJ)

171 Ha. Me?

Tonight was Benchmark and Sun Drop with a cherry in it as we threw firecrackers into a campfire. Very apropos that the whole Cullman and Arab stuff came up.

Posted by: Fat Albert at July 02, 2020 10:32 PM (jYrdS)

172 The ONT needs its own National Anthem.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 02, 2020 10:32 PM (L2ZTs)

173 168 Everybody Wang Chung tonite!
Posted by: Miklos, non-stop Party Animal at July 02, 2020 10:30 PM

I'd first read that as 'chug wang'...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at July 02, 2020 10:31 PM (AJ6Fc)

Sum Ting Wong

Posted by: ALH at July 02, 2020 10:32 PM (kuNgM)

174 More Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/yahwewwn

https://tinyurl.com/y8qbbfxp

https://tinyurl.com/y6u9zqkj

https://tinyurl.com/yb86r5w7

https://tinyurl.com/y8me8ejb

Posted by: kbdabear at July 02, 2020 10:33 PM (qAR6u)

175 Drove through Boise


Idaho is full

Posted by: Yo! at July 02, 2020 10:33 PM (s2Zir)

176 I'd first read that as 'chug wang'...

I blame the David Bowie pic.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 02, 2020 10:33 PM (luzVb)

177 Anyway, I'm mad that she took the test. Now I can't kill some one if I need to 'cause my families DNA is on file. Kind of a bummer.


Whether that's a problem or not depends on how you go about it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 02, 2020 10:33 PM (SchxB)

178 Posted by: logprof at July 02, 2020 10:30 PM (oZuI0)

I've thought long and hard on this. A LOT of self reflection.

Its not Race, its culture.

There are cultures I despise, and if by your dress and mannerisms you self Identify as said culture?

I don't care if you are a Black Gangbanger, a White gangbanger, or a Hispanic or Mong Gangbanger.

I ain't gonna hire you for shit.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 02, 2020 10:33 PM (NgKpN)

179 That Antifa screed warms the cockles of my heart.

Good evening.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 02, 2020 10:34 PM (niawK)

180 I'm with both of y'all.

"Race" is the most over-trodden, over-talked about topic in this country. It's boring as all get-out.

I've never despised someone solely for his skin colour, and I don't give a crap how many other people have. I don't ever really care how many people loathe *me* for *my* skin colour.

Enough already. It's boring, and everyone has pretty much formed his position on the subject anyway.


All this shit is made up anyway. The stats prove it.

Remember that both Chuck Manson and Little Billy Ayers wanted a race war so they could have their revolution, man. LBA just might get his, good and hard. He'd better have himself some damned good security.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 02, 2020 10:34 PM (HaL55)

181 The ONT needs its own National Anthem.
Posted by: qdpsteve

Whiskey Bent and Hell Bound?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, Black Powder Matters at July 02, 2020 10:34 PM (SfYbS)

182 Fun part? If they crossed State lines to riot? Its a Federal crime.

Even DC? I mean, you know a lawyer is going to try that.

Posted by: t-bird at July 02, 2020 10:34 PM (n/x6m)

183 Anyway, I'm mad that she took the test. Now I can't kill some one if I need to 'cause my families DNA is on file. Kind of a bummer.
Posted by: BigZesty at July 02, 2020 10:31 PM (qJ7lt)

My sister did one recently, too. Something like 96% Scotland/Ireland, 4% Britain/Wales.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 02, 2020 10:34 PM (uc1j5)

184 86 And now that I look at the Soccer photo, the girl standing doesn't have her hand on her heart so much as her hand is gently molesting her left breast.
Posted by: Robert at July 02, 2020 10:14 PM (kpYSf)

If you parade rest during the anthem, you can push that annoying displaced backbone into alignment.
Never do the hanging hand clasp in front. Creepy.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 02, 2020 10:34 PM (e1mEI)

185 Drove through Boise

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I drove through Bratislava once.

Never apologized.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 02, 2020 10:34 PM (wPVhA)

186 Posted by: kbdabear at July 02, 2020 10:31 PM



Winsome paddies! Mm mm...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at July 02, 2020 10:34 PM (AJ6Fc)

187 I just love Ginger Thursdays.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 02, 2020 10:34 PM (axyOa)

188 181 The ONT needs its own National Anthem.
Posted by: qdpsteve

Whiskey Bent and Hell Bound?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, Black Powder Matters at July 02, 2020 10:34 PM (SfYbS)


Highway to Hell

Posted by: ALH at July 02, 2020 10:35 PM (kuNgM)

189 144 Drinking my last shot of tequila I bought in St. Kitts. Best tequila I've ever had. $10 a bottle. Can't find it anywhere in the states. Sad.
Posted by: Jewells45feeling sad at July 02, 2020 10:27 PM (dUJdY)


Enjoy, {{{Jewells}}}.

I'm jealous because I simply cannot drink tequila.

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 02, 2020 10:35 PM (TdMsT)

190 ..Drinking my last shot of tequila I bought in St. Kitts. Best tequila I've ever had. $10 a bottle. Can't find it anywhere in the states. Sad.

Posted by: Jewells45feeling sad at July 02, 2020 10:27 PM (dUJdY)



If you'll send me a photo of that bottle, I've got a connection here on this Island, that can get pretty much any bottle from those Islands.

Can't hurt to try!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 02, 2020 10:35 PM (QzJWU)

191 172 The ONT needs its own National Anthem.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 02, 2020 10:32 PM (L2ZTs)

/channels the B-52s

Shiny happy people holding hands...

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 02, 2020 10:35 PM (NgKpN)

192 The ONT needs its own National Anthem.

I love the ONT
Where people post boobies

Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 02, 2020 10:35 PM (SchxB)

193
My sister did one recently, too. Something like 96% Scotland/Ireland, 4% Britain/Wales.



Prima Noctae.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 02, 2020 10:35 PM (luzVb)

194 I truly hope she's already given testimony and there are a brazilian copies of it scattered about in case she get Epsteined.

That could take months. She's that important to the operation.

Posted by: t-bird at July 02, 2020 10:36 PM (n/x6m)

195 188 181 The ONT needs its own National Anthem.
Posted by: qdpsteve

Whiskey Bent and Hell Bound?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, Black Powder Matters at July 02, 2020 10:34 PM (SfYbS)


Highway to Hell
Posted by: ALH at July 02, 2020 10:35 PM (kuNgM)


Smoke on the Water.

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 02, 2020 10:36 PM (TdMsT)

196 I'd first read that as 'chug wang'...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no

You do you, baby.

Posted by: Miklos, with Flours in his hair (we were all stoned) at July 02, 2020 10:36 PM (QzkSJ)

197

DNA tests...

Posted by: runner at July 02, 2020 10:36 PM (zr5Kq)

198 Jim!!! I will do that!! Thanks. Shit.. do I have your number? I think I do.

Posted by: Jewells45feeling sad at July 02, 2020 10:37 PM (dUJdY)

199 191 172 The ONT needs its own National Anthem.
Posted by: qdpsteve
/channels the B-52s

Posted by: Romeo13

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Good Stuff?

Posted by: Tonypete at July 02, 2020 10:37 PM (Rvt88)

200 Ah yes, Idaho.
Two or so hours for me but a good cooler for a Costco except there isn't one in Post Falls I am reliably informed. Cabela's however.

Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at July 02, 2020 10:37 PM (d9Irc)

201 I drove through Bratislava once.

Never apologized.
Posted by: Cicero


Wild and Crazy Guy!

Posted by: Miklos Festrunk at July 02, 2020 10:37 PM (QzkSJ)

202 present

Posted by: DB- just DB at July 02, 2020 10:37 PM (iTXRQ)

203 If someone leaves a noose in Ghislaine Maxwell's cell, at least we can be sure that it's real and functional, and in a sense, part of a hate crime!

Posted by: rjm319 at July 02, 2020 10:37 PM (vea8L)

204 Ardbeg 10 here. I've never been an Islay fan so much but it's growing on me. Still, I think you win.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at July 02, 2020 10:29 PM (qc+VF)

The Peat is strong in you tonight

Posted by: Lucius Cornelius Sulla at July 02, 2020 10:37 PM (CLteG)

205 Posted by: kbdabear

Did I mention that you're a Great American?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, Black Powder Matters at July 02, 2020 10:37 PM (SfYbS)

206 And now that I look at the Soccer photo, the girl standing doesn't have
her hand on her heart so much as her hand is gently molesting her left
breast.


Hey look!

One of the masketeers is standing on it's hind legs.



Color me...unimpressed.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 02, 2020 10:37 PM (luzVb)

207 why the hell did Maxwell decide to move to the country where there was a warrant for her arrest (and NH, of all places) rather than going to, say, France, which might not have extradited her to the US? the only thing I can think of it that she thought she was untouchable.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at July 02, 2020 10:38 PM (oWAzz)

208 Posted by: Miklos, with Flours in his hair (we were all stoned) at July 02, 2020 10:36 PM (QzkSJ)

So I know Will Farrell isn't popular here, but I loved the part in Stranger Than Fiction when he told baker Maggie Gyllenhaal that he brought her flours. It was super cute.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 02, 2020 10:38 PM (uc1j5)

209 The BLM soyboy is wearing Birkies. The starsnbars guy looks to be sportin' Wolverines.

Place your bets.

Posted by: klaftern at July 02, 2020 10:38 PM (RuIsu)

210 If you haven't tried the Glendronach 12 it is worth trying as a comparison to The Maccallan. 12. Higher abv and no artificial color. I prefer the Glendronach but that is just preference. Maccallan is great stuff.


One thing I have noticed with a lot of these single malt scotches is that they often improve after they have been open for a few days.

Posted by: Quint at July 02, 2020 10:38 PM (hHxp2)

211 why the hell did Maxwell decide to move to the country where there was a warrant for her arrest (and NH, of all places) rather than going to, say, France, which might not have extradited her to the US? the only thing I can think of it that she thought she was untouchable.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at July 02, 2020 10:38 PM (oWAzz)
++++++++++++
What in her history would lead her to think otherwise?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 02, 2020 10:38 PM (niawK)

212 202 present
Posted by: DB- just DB at July 02, 2020 10:37 PM (iTXRQ)

{{{DB}}}

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 02, 2020 10:39 PM (uc1j5)

213 I'm with both of y'all.

"Race" is the most over-trodden, over-talked about topic in this country. It's boring as all get-out.

I've never despised someone solely for his skin colour, and I don't give a crap how many other people have. I don't ever really care how many people loathe *me* for *my* skin colour.

Enough already. It's boring, and everyone has pretty much formed his position on the subject anyway.
Posted by: logprof at July 02, 2020 10:30 PM (oZuI0)


This.

We shouldn't even acknowledge those who talk about having "a national conversation on race." They should be told to go screw themselves, and then ignored.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 02, 2020 10:39 PM (Vgw1E)

214 Good Stuff?
Posted by: Tonypete at July 02, 2020 10:37 PM (Rvt8

Rum night.

Capt. and Coke.

Thing that cracks me up? I sailed under a Capt. Morgan in the US Navy.

And has a Sailor friend of mine onboard, named Jerry.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 02, 2020 10:39 PM (NgKpN)

215 The ONT needs its own National Anthem.
Posted by: qdpsteve

Whiskey Bent and Hell Bound?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, Black Powder Matters at July 02, 2020 10:34 PM (SfYbS)


Highway to Hell
Posted by: ALH at July 02, 2020 10:35 PM (kuNgM)


Smoke on the Water.
Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 02, 2020 10:36 PM (TdMsT)


I'm liking Flight of the Valkyries.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 02, 2020 10:39 PM (axyOa)

216 When in a bar fight
Be on the side of the loggers ...

Posted by: Yo! at July 02, 2020 10:39 PM (s2Zir)

217 I have a strong suspicion that Ghislaine Maxwell will be Suicided on the one year anniversary of Epstein's "Suicide" which is coming up in a few days.

Posted by: Surfperch at July 02, 2020 10:40 PM (tVQUs)

218 Donna, hiding in plain sight. I guess she thought it would work.

Posted by: Jewells45feeling sad at July 02, 2020 10:40 PM (dUJdY)

219 ONT Anthem: Lawyers, Guns and Money.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at July 02, 2020 10:40 PM (oWAzz)

220 The ONT needs its own National Anthem.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 02, 2020 10:32 PM (L2ZTs)


Motorhead's Ace of Spades seems appropriate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWB5JZRGl0U

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 02, 2020 10:40 PM (9Om/r)

221 rdbeg 10 here. I've never been an Islay fan so much but it's growing on me. Still, I think you win.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at July 02, 2020 10:29 PM (qc+VF)



The Peat is strong in you tonight

Posted by: Lucius Cornelius Sulla at July 02, 2020 10:37 PM (CLteG)

I just finished off the Laphroig Triplewood. The peat is weak in me right now. Right now I am having Wild Turkey. Good stuff and the wallet is happy.

Posted by: Quint at July 02, 2020 10:40 PM (hHxp2)

222 ONT Anthem: I Drink Alone

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 02, 2020 10:40 PM (niawK)

223 Jim I just sent a picture of the bottle. At least I hope it was you lol!

Posted by: Jewells45feeling sad at July 02, 2020 10:40 PM (dUJdY)

224 oh Jordan thanks
a pleasant evening to you

Posted by: DB- just DB at July 02, 2020 10:40 PM (iTXRQ)

225 Pizzagate was real.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 02, 2020 10:41 PM (luzVb)

226 Happy Birfday, Glendronach!!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at July 02, 2020 10:41 PM (AJ6Fc)

227 Wet Willies can make you a drink with lots of tequila.

We go there at least once when we stay at the beach.

Posted by: ALH at July 02, 2020 10:41 PM (kuNgM)

228 ONT Anthem: Lawyers, Guns and Money.


===

*looks up , ok good



As long as it's not Zappa.

Posted by: runner at July 02, 2020 10:41 PM (zr5Kq)

229 >>/channels the B-52s


Bush Fire!

Posted by: garrett at July 02, 2020 10:41 PM (+2zkx)

230 "We're the good guys." No. No, you're not.

Posted by: pookysgirl firecracker in her own right at July 02, 2020 10:42 PM (XKZwp)

231 Happy Birfday, Glendronach!!




Many happy returns, Glendronach !!!

Posted by: runner at July 02, 2020 10:42 PM (zr5Kq)

232 Ace's theme song - Bad to the Bone

Posted by: ALH at July 02, 2020 10:42 PM (kuNgM)

233 The New anthem to be Fire Woman by The Cult

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 02, 2020 10:42 PM (+xLeR)

234 18 minutes to Shannon Bream

Posted by: Yo! at July 02, 2020 10:42 PM (s2Zir)

235 ONT Anthem: I Drink Alone


Perfect. Seconded.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 02, 2020 10:42 PM (luzVb)

236 I'm liking Flight of the Valkyries.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 02, 2020 10:39 PM (axyOa)

Oh me too!

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 02, 2020 10:42 PM (uc1j5)

237 188 181 The ONT needs its own National Anthem.
Posted by: qdpsteve
Whiskey Bent and Hell Bound?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, Black Powder Matters at July 02, 2020 10:34 PM (SfYbS)
Highway to Hell
Posted by: ALH at July 02, 2020 10:35 PM (kuNgM)



All My Rowdy Friends have Settled Down

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 02, 2020 10:42 PM (eTZoJ)

238 I'm liking Flight of the Valkyries.
Posted by: Diogenes

Scares the shit out of the slopes.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, Black Powder Matters at July 02, 2020 10:42 PM (SfYbS)

239 why the hell did Maxwell decide to move to the country where there was a warrant for her arrest (and NH, of all places) rather than going to, say, France, which might not have extradited her to the US? the only thing I can think of it that she thought she was untouchable.


I saw earlier she was trying to cover her tracks at least a little bit. Using fake names and in one case an LLC to buy stuff. Maybe she thought she was practicing misdirection and everyone would assume she had gone to ground in Paris and not look for her here?

Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 02, 2020 10:42 PM (SchxB)

240 Ghislaine Maxwell will never feel the anguish that Bubba Wallace felt when Sponge Bob opened the gallows.

Posted by: Fritz at July 02, 2020 10:43 PM (95j/9)

241 Maxwell was ready to come in from the cold.

Posted by: runner at July 02, 2020 10:43 PM (zr5Kq)

242 Happy 29th birthday, glenronach

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at July 02, 2020 10:43 PM (oWAzz)

243 If you haven't tried the Glendronach 12 it is worth trying as a comparison to The Maccallan. 12.

I'll look for it. Macallen 12 is what I get when I'm standing in the store and can't decide what else I'd like to try instead.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at July 02, 2020 10:44 PM (qc+VF)

244 Rum night.

Capt. and Coke.

Thing that cracks me up? I sailed under a Capt. Morgan in the US Navy.

And has a Sailor friend of mine onboard, named Jerry.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 02, 2020 10:39 PM (NgKpN)


Captain and Coke?!

*raises glass*

You're my kind of Moron.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 02, 2020 10:44 PM (Vgw1E)

245 wow, nike and fedex are ganging up on an NFL team. Hopefully, Dan Snyder tells them to eat shit and die.

Posted by: guest myspace user at July 02, 2020 10:44 PM (rnk6i)

246 I'm jealous because I simply cannot drink tequila.

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 02, 2020 10:35 PM (TdMsT)


{{{Ladyl}}}
Count your blessings!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 02, 2020 10:44 PM (eTZoJ)

247 The ONT needs its own National Anthem.

George Thorgood has a good one. "I call the bartender, I say 'Come down here'..."

Posted by: t-bird at July 02, 2020 10:44 PM (Ypqc1)

248 AOS Anthem?

Veteran of the Psychic Wars

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGSxJ-K1vL8

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 02, 2020 10:44 PM (NgKpN)

249 211 why the hell did Maxwell decide to move to the country where there was a warrant for her arrest (and NH, of all places) rather than going to, say, France, which might not have extradited her to the US? the only thing I can think of it that she thought she was untouchable.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at July 02, 2020 10:38 PM (oWAzz)
++++++++++++
What in her history would lead her to think otherwise?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 02, 2020 10:38 PM (niawK)

She posted a taunting photo with coded messagrs mocking the CIA and The Feds from outside an In N Out Burger while on the lamb.

She had been in MA for a time and then recently moved to NH.

For whatever reason she was safer here in the US.

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 02, 2020 10:44 PM (uVgrx)

250 241 Maxwell was ready to come in from the cold.
Posted by: runner at July 02, 2020 10:43 PM (zr5Kq)

She'll be offered a plea deal in exchange for handing over the little black book.

Posted by: ALH at July 02, 2020 10:44 PM (kuNgM)

251 On a related note, I'd read that the attorneys for one of Epstein's victims/accusers have been ordered today (Coincidence??) by a judge to destroy certain documents that are in their possession, because 'improperly obtained' -- ??

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at July 02, 2020 10:44 PM (AJ6Fc)

252 Stranger Than Fiction when he told baker Maggie Gyllenhaal that he brought her flours. It was super cute.
Posted by: Jordan61


I saw that in a badly translated English/Hungarian subtitled movie.

English-"He loves me-He brought me flowers!"

Magyar-"O is szerelmes-lisztet hozzott!"

Bad translation-"He is in love-he brought me flour!"

I wonder how many times I lost out with Magyar chicks because they expected flour.

Posted by: Miklos, now bake me a sammich at July 02, 2020 10:45 PM (QzkSJ)

253 Rum night.

Capt. and Coke.

Thing that cracks me up? I sailed under a Capt. Morgan in the US Navy.

And has a Sailor friend of mine onboard, named Jerry.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 02, 2020 10:39 PM (NgKpN)

Fuck *hic* YES!

Posted by: Hillary C. the Murdering POS at July 02, 2020 10:45 PM (CLteG)

254 She'll be offered a plea deal in exchange for handing over the little black book.
Posted by: ALH at July 02, 2020 10:44 PM (kuNgM)


maybe, maybe

Posted by: runner at July 02, 2020 10:45 PM (zr5Kq)

255 Did Maxwell not kill herself yet?

Surprised it hasn't happened already since Friday night is the best time for a news dump like that.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Burn The Masks-Witch at July 02, 2020 10:46 PM (+dsLj)

256 And suddenly a LOT about why I'm so emotionally f'd up makes sense.

Posted by: Allie at July 02, 2020 10:28 PM (vmRc0)

I had you down as pretty level-headed.

Posted by: ... at July 02, 2020 10:46 PM (xP7BH)

257 Flours are a form of carb.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 02, 2020 10:46 PM (luzVb)

258 Ghislane came back to interview for Biden VP slot. Joe interprets the role to be responsible for procurement

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 02, 2020 10:46 PM (+xLeR)

259 Maxwell was ready to come in from the cold.
Posted by: runner at July 02, 2020 10:43 PM (zr5Kq)

----------

And loving it.

Posted by: Maxwell Smart at July 02, 2020 10:46 PM (wPVhA)

260 If Ghislane gives up her secrets, Hollywood will become Somewhere We Can't Be Extradited-wood.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 02, 2020 10:46 PM (L2ZTs)

261 207 why the hell did Maxwell decide to move to the country where there was a warrant for her arrest (and NH, of all places) rather than going to, say, France, which might not have extradited her to the US? the only thing I can think of it that she thought she was untouchable.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at July 02, 2020 10:38 PM (oWAzz)
----------

She was, until Barr/Trump fired that SDNY attorney that was covering for her.

Oh no, no coincidence at all!




Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 02, 2020 10:47 PM (sy5kK)

262 >>What in her history would lead her to think otherwise?

Enormous stupidity.

Things change.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 02, 2020 10:47 PM (ZLI7S)

263 197

DNA tests...
Posted by: runner at July 02, 2020 10:36 PM (zr5Kq)

--I guarantee I'm NOT the father

Posted by: logprof at July 02, 2020 10:47 PM (oZuI0)

264 That is not the evidence you're looking for.

Posted by: runner at July 02, 2020 10:47 PM (zr5Kq)

265 ONT Anthem: I Drink Alone


Perfect. Seconded.
Posted by: deplorable unperson

Fin

As the Art type movies say.

Posted by: Miklos, self appointed Thought Leader (but aren't we all?) at July 02, 2020 10:47 PM (QzkSJ)

266 If you haven't tried the Glendronach 12 it is worth trying as a comparison to The Maccallan. 12.



I'll look for it. Macallen 12 is what I get when I'm standing in the store and can't decide what else I'd like to try instead.



Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at July 02, 2020 10:44 PM (qc+VF)

they are similar styles, aka sherry bombs so it is a nice comparison. You can't go wrong but they definitely have their differences.

Posted by: Quint at July 02, 2020 10:47 PM (hHxp2)

267 I guarantee I'm NOT the father
Posted by: logprof at July 02, 2020 10:47 PM (oZuI0)


You are not my father ?? But I knew that ....

Posted by: runner at July 02, 2020 10:48 PM (zr5Kq)

268 Found a way to make the latest animation project way more complicated! That means I can delay the completion and people will be way more disappointed! Yay me!

Seriously not sure why I'm not dead yet.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 02, 2020 10:48 PM (l9m7l)

269 Enormous stupidity.

Things change.
Posted by: JackStraw


Stupidity, unlike ignorance, is unchangeable.

Posted by: Blind Monk Miklos at July 02, 2020 10:48 PM (QzkSJ)

270 Ladyl!! I need to call you soon regarding the Texas Mo Me.

Posted by: Jewells45feeling sad at July 02, 2020 10:48 PM (dUJdY)

271 Sold the motorcycle today. Craigslist is amazing- from posting the ad til going to the bank with the cash was about 2 hours. Also- $5800 in $50s is about an inch thick. The sale covers both my new patio door and the new Ruger .45 which is on the way. It was good day.

Posted by: DB- just DB at July 02, 2020 10:49 PM (iTXRQ)

272 If Ghislane gives up her secrets, Hollywood will become Somewhere We Can't Be Extradited-wood.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 02, 2020 10:46 PM (L2ZTs)


How YOU doin'?

Posted by: China at July 02, 2020 10:49 PM (Vgw1E)

273 267 I guarantee I'm NOT the father
Posted by: logprof at July 02, 2020 10:47 PM (oZuI0)


You are not my father ?? But I knew that ....
Posted by: runner at July 02, 2020 10:48 PM (zr5Kq)

----------

Runner, search your feelings.

Posted by: Darth Vader at July 02, 2020 10:49 PM (wPVhA)

274 She posted a taunting photo with coded messagrs mocking the CIA and The Feds from outside an In N Out Burger while on the lamb.

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 02, 2020 10:44 PM (uVgrx)

I f*cking love In N Out. I need to go visit one of my sisters.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 02, 2020 10:49 PM (uc1j5)

275 I kinda like Cullman Liquidators guy, he needs to run for some political office.
Posted by: Eromero at July 02, 2020 10:12 PM (XhWtx)

He sounds like a no-bullshit guy, who would give you a square deal on a double-wide, if a double-wide was what you wanted.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 02, 2020 10:49 PM (5Fz/K)

276 why the hell did Maxwell decide to move to the country where there was a warrant for her arrest (and NH, of all places)

It's strange. Or brilliant, but how long was she hoping to hide? Oh, that's right. 'Til November.

Posted by: t-bird at July 02, 2020 10:49 PM (1fg6a)

277 246 I'm jealous because I simply cannot drink tequila.

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 02, 2020 10:35 PM (TdMsT)

{{{Ladyl}}}
Count your blessings!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 02, 2020 10:44 PM (eTZoJ)


{{{Hrothgar}}}

There are a couple of things I can drink if I don't drink too much.

But it's fun to drink too much sometimes.

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 02, 2020 10:49 PM (TdMsT)

278 I wonder how many Hollywood assholes are purchasing tickets to another country right about now?

Posted by: Jewells45feeling sad at July 02, 2020 10:50 PM (dUJdY)

279 The ONT needs its own National Anthem.

I nominate the Dead Kennedys timeless hit, Too Drunk to Fuck

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 02, 2020 10:50 PM (CLteG)

280 And suddenly a LOT about why I'm so emotionally f'd up makes sense.

Posted by: Allie at July 02, 2020 10:28 PM (vmRc0)

I had you down as pretty level-headed.
Posted by: ...

The Previous was OK, but I think the New Allie is more better.

Posted by: Kindly Miklos at July 02, 2020 10:50 PM (QzkSJ)

281 With flour, Magyar girl make hotzcakes.

Posted by: klaftern at July 02, 2020 10:50 PM (RuIsu)

282 I actually tried the veal. Not bad.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 02, 2020 10:50 PM (vuisn)

283 On a related note, I'd read that the attorneys for one of Epstein's victims/accusers have been ordered today (Coincidence??) by a judge to destroy certain documents that are in their possession, because 'improperly obtained' -- ??
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at July 02, 2020 10:44 PM (AJ6Fc)


Unlike FISA warrants...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 02, 2020 10:50 PM (eTZoJ)

284 18 minutes to Shannon Bream
Posted by: Yo! at July 02, 2020 10:42 PM (s2Zir)

Shannon Bream is my dream girl. I have thing for Dana Perino too. I want to see her in a leather bondage get up. I'm not into that stuff, but just pic would be fine

Posted by: BigZesty at July 02, 2020 10:51 PM (qJ7lt)

285 274 She posted a taunting photo with coded messagrs mocking the CIA and The Feds from outside an In N Out Burger while on the lamb.

---------

Did the lamb give informed consent? That's what I want to know.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 02, 2020 10:51 PM (wPVhA)

286 I nominate the Dead Kennedys timeless hit, Too Drunk to Fuck
Posted by: Balrog

RIOT

IN THE STREETS

Tonight it's a blast, tomorrow you're homeless

Posted by: Miklos Biafra at July 02, 2020 10:51 PM (QzkSJ)

287 I like to eat my own poop. It reminds me of peanut butter.

Posted by: Current polling at July 02, 2020 10:51 PM (3xuon)

288 I'm feeling very confident right now about the election. It's a long way off. Still a marathon. And anything could happen.

But Trump is going to pull it off and also drag the GOP kicking and screaming into majority in both Houses.

He has the DOJ under control and that's the lynchpin to everything. He'll quickly establish institutional control over the government. And make hay in his last few months.

His Lone Warrior! schtick is the best yet.

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 02, 2020 10:51 PM (uVgrx)

289 Again with flour.

No carb, No protein, No fat, No food, No water ace will be very VERY disappointed in you all.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 02, 2020 10:52 PM (luzVb)

290 270 Ladyl!! I need to call you soon regarding the Texas Mo Me.
Posted by: Jewells45feeling sad at July 02, 2020 10:48 PM (dUJdY)


Please do!

I'm freaking out a bit because there is a possible conflict on those dates.

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 02, 2020 10:52 PM (TdMsT)

291 But it's fun to drink too much sometimes.
Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 02, 2020 10:49 PM (TdMsT)


True, but not with tequila!

Oh wait...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 02, 2020 10:52 PM (eTZoJ)

292 July pollls. LOL.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at July 02, 2020 10:52 PM (oWAzz)

293
The peat is weak in me right now.

I'm giving it all I got!

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at July 02, 2020 10:52 PM (aKsyK)

294 With flour, Magyar girl make hotzcakes.
Posted by: klaftern

Dahlink!

Posted by: tthe less married Gabor sister at July 02, 2020 10:52 PM (QzkSJ)

295 Anthem = FEAR's I don't care about you

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 02, 2020 10:53 PM (uVgrx)

296 Posted by: DB- just DB at July 02, 2020 10:49 PM (iTXRQ)

I sold a bedroom set today. She's not coming to get it until Sunday.
I accepted her check, and deposited it with my phone. Now Wells Fargo is telling me not to spend the money just yet.

Posted by: ALH at July 02, 2020 10:53 PM (kuNgM)

297 Shannon Bream is my dream girl. I have thing for Dana Perino too. I want
to see her in a leather bondage get up. I'm not into that stuff, but
just pic would be fine


You could write and ask her for one. You'll probably just get a restraining order, but that's something.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - fighting with a dying hard drive at July 02, 2020 10:53 PM (SchxB)

298 I'm freaking out a bit because there is a possible conflict on those dates.
Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 02, 2020 10:52 PM (TdMsT)


That is unpossible!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 02, 2020 10:53 PM (eTZoJ)

299 I'm freaking out a bit because there is a possible conflict on those dates.

NOOOO!!! I'll call you this weekend.

Posted by: Jewells45feeling sad at July 02, 2020 10:53 PM (dUJdY)

300 Some interesting tidbits about Trump's record going after pedos, where he has been en fuego. In addition there's a graph out there showing sex trafficking related arrests which went like:

2014: meh

2015: meh

2016: meh

2017: number of arrests jumps to eleventy!!11

Also noteworthy is that the arrest on Maxwell curiously comes after Trump fired the fuckhead SDNY attorney where it had previously been under his purview.

I don't get the left's derangement on this. Trump says pussy that's proof positive he's a pervy rapist pedo man but Biden literally sucks his granddaughter's face off, repeatedly, and that's apropos of nothing?

Posted by: Two Weeks From Burn The Masks-Witch at July 02, 2020 10:54 PM (+dsLj)

301 I trust everyone's learnt how to properly pronounce "Ghislaine" by now...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at July 02, 2020 10:28 PM (AJ6Fc)


Jizz-lane.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 02, 2020 10:54 PM (z79tQ)

302 Anthem = FEAR's I don't care about you

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 02, 2020 10:53 PM (uVgrx)

--

Everybody needs to believe in something.

Posted by: Fat Albert at July 02, 2020 10:54 PM (jYrdS)

303 Riot, the unbeatable high.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 02, 2020 10:54 PM (vuisn)

304 Stopped at two state rest areas today I-75 northbound in GA, and was pleased to see the picnic tables all available.

Something tells me most other states have these all taped as off-limits because Wuhan dempamic.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 02, 2020 10:54 PM (9tMj0)

305 287 TEXAS
Biden 48% (+2)
Trump 46%

Lol

===========

hey why not, didn't they pull this shit last election.

if trump is a 95-96% support with his base, then then fuck they talking about?

Posted by: guest myspace user at July 02, 2020 10:55 PM (rnk6i)

306
That's no baby, that's a Central American drug cartel overlord!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 02, 2020 10:55 PM (pNxlR)

307 >>Stupidity, unlike ignorance, is unchangeable.

Human nature has never changed and never will.

Plan accordingly.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 02, 2020 10:55 PM (ZLI7S)

308 Central Pacific Speakeasy Association Top Shelf Poll :


Bourbon: 50%
Scotch: 50%
Vodka: 50%

Posted by: runner at July 02, 2020 10:55 PM (zr5Kq)

309 Flours are a form of carb.
Posted by: deplorable unperson


Well, ain't you a pistil.

Posted by: Miklos, Stamen Alive, ha ha ha ha Stamen Alive at July 02, 2020 10:55 PM (QzkSJ)

310 170 Boomer Esiason suggests college football players are getting coronavirus on purpose

The WFAN radio host said that he found it "odd" that so many players from big-time football programs have suddenly come down with COVID-19 as teams prepare to report back for workouts. He specifically mentioned Alabama, LSU and Clemson, who have all recently reported coronavirus cases on their teams.
Posted by: SMOD at July 02, 2020 10:32 PM (X5CsJ)
---------------------

It is because, in the SEC, they still teach the truth how the human immune system works. And they still teach statistics, and critical thinking processes.

And the statistics show COVAD is as about as harmless as a common cold to healthy people under 50.

They put it all together.

Please everyone, keep track of the number of deaths from COVAD this year of SEC football players.

Or for that matter, any healthy person under 50.

In the meantime, take a Vitamin D tablet and some zinc every day if you are healthy.

Because actual *science", not the Bill Gates fantasy model, tells us that people deficient in Vitamin D have a harder time catching COVAD. And taking a zinc tablet also helps.

Actual real doctors on the front line are telling us this, not the lifer administrators who haven't seen a real patient in decades like Fauchi, or extra-smart reporters who are in reality idiots with fat paychecks.

So yeah, the SEC has smart football players.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 02, 2020 10:56 PM (sy5kK)

311 So where would ace put his best liquor?

Posted by: Fat Albert at July 02, 2020 10:56 PM (jYrdS)

312 Where are the trolls tonight? Did mommy ground them?

Posted by: ALH at July 02, 2020 10:56 PM (kuNgM)

313 I wonder if that was Goggle Boy who whined about getting busted by the Feds

Soibois don't do well in prisons I don't imagine

Posted by: kbdabear at July 02, 2020 10:56 PM (qAR6u)

314 287 TEXAS
Biden 48% (+2)
Trump 46%

Lol


Yeah, I LOLed about Beto's polling too and the SOB damn near pulled it off. But Trump won't be taking anything for granted like Cruz was.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at July 02, 2020 10:56 PM (qc+VF)

315 247 The ONT needs its own National Anthem.

George Thorgood has a good one. "I call the bartender, I say 'Come down here'..."
Posted by: t-bird at July 02, 2020 10:44 PM (Ypqc1)

-----------------------------

I nominate "Roll Out the Barrel" or "I Like Beer"

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 02, 2020 10:57 PM (CAJOC)

316 Re: mobile homes. Not my first choice back in the day, but by gosh it was better and cheaper than an apartment.

I had 2 parking spaces right out front, I had a tiny yard and a tiny patio. I didn't have to share a wall with anyone and I had a washer and dryer. I could hang pictures and paint walls as I pleased. I could have my kitties.

It beat the heck out of apartment living. Bought it for 4k, lived there 2 years and then sold it for 3k when I bought a house.

Posted by: cfo mom at July 02, 2020 10:57 PM (RfzVr)

317 I am so fucking pissed off. About everything.

I wake up angry.

I go to bed angry.

I wanna punch the idiots wearing masks in their cars or the great outdoors.

Heinlein wrote a book, "Farnham's Freehold." I did not like the story much. But fuck if he was not prescient.

Got a long weekend ahead of me. Me and the Wheelie are heading to the sane side of Colorado. I need to unwind.

But everything is going to shit so fast that I cannot react.

Lord bless Ace, the Cobs and the Horde. One of the only points of sanity in my world.

G'night.

Posted by: Pug Mahon is gonna lurk for a while at July 02, 2020 10:57 PM (x8Wzq)

318 I'll say this about racial stuff: since leaving corporate media, Jason Whitlock has been on fire.

I've bookmarked Outkick.com now.

https://outkick.com/everybody-on-twitter-hates-terry-crews-and-christianity/

Posted by: logprof at July 02, 2020 10:57 PM (oZuI0)

319 {{{{Horde}}}}}

{{{{Jewels and Ladyl}}}}

Yes we need to discuss TX

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 02, 2020 10:57 PM (/UQ/R)

320 What's Ben Shapiro doing in that airline baby seat?


Uh......he fit.

Posted by: The Airline at July 02, 2020 10:57 PM (7ug2n)

321 313 I wonder if that was Goggle Boy who whined about getting busted by the Feds

Soibois don't do well in prisons I don't imagine
Posted by: kbdabear at July 02, 2020 10:56 PM (qAR6u)

Prison time makes quite the blemish on a resume.

Posted by: ALH at July 02, 2020 10:57 PM (kuNgM)

322 I trust everyone's learnt how to properly pronounce "Ghislaine" by now...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at July 02, 2020 10:28 PM (AJ6Fc)

Guzzolene.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 02, 2020 10:58 PM (5Fz/K)

323 Sold the motorcycle today. Craigslist is amazing- from posting the ad til going to the bank with the cash was about 2 hours. Also- $5800 in $50s is about an inch thick. The sale covers both my new patio door and the new Ruger .45 which is on the way. It was good day.
Posted by: DB- just DB at July 02, 2020 10:49 PM (iTXRQ)

What kind of bike? All done riding?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 02, 2020 10:58 PM (z79tQ)

324 New York's alright if you like saxophones.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 02, 2020 10:58 PM (vuisn)

325
Boomer Esiason suggests college football players are getting coronavirus on purpose.


And what might the purpose be?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 02, 2020 10:59 PM (pNxlR)

326 Hi Jeffrey, where is this place?

Posted by: Future Zombie Ghislaine Maxwell at July 02, 2020 10:59 PM (qAR6u)

327 Bourbon: 50%
Scotch: 50%
Vodka: 50%


What the fuck?

Posted by: Brandy at July 02, 2020 10:59 PM (+dsLj)

328 Chow all

Posted by: Yo! at July 02, 2020 10:59 PM (s2Zir)

329 Some interesting tidbits about Trump's record going after pedos, where
he has been en fuego. In addition there's a graph out there showing sex
trafficking related arrests which went like:




I have a friend who says that part of resistance to Trump from the powers that be is that he is going after pedos and too many powerful people are terrified they will be exposed or busted

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 02, 2020 10:59 PM (3bFb9)

330 Well, the cake was a disappointment. Didn't rise. I think my baking powder might be old.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 02, 2020 10:59 PM (CAJOC)

331 I'm guessing Maxwell got stuck here because of the lockdown

Posted by: vmom 2020 waving Stars & Stripes at July 02, 2020 10:59 PM (OCRKH)

332 G'night everyone!

Posted by: Dr. T at July 02, 2020 10:59 PM (Vgw1E)

333 G'night, Pug! Don't let 'em get you down for too long. They suck, not you!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 02, 2020 11:00 PM (niawK)

334 Bourbon: 50%
Scotch: 50%
Vodka: 50%

What the fuck?

******************

Yeah you people can just fuck right off with your polling.

Posted by: Whiskey at July 02, 2020 11:00 PM (+dsLj)

335 Guzzolene.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Chuck Berry had a good version of that.

Posted by: Miklos, who could once do the Chicken Walk (not dance, walk) at July 02, 2020 11:00 PM (QzkSJ)

336 I'm a sort of idealized version of the complete Renaissance man.

Posted by: Cesare Borgia at July 02, 2020 11:00 PM (7ug2n)

337 Something tells me most other states have these all taped as off-limits because Wuhan dempamic.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 02, 2020 10:54 PM (9tMj0)


I like plandemic myself!

I also find it fascinating that the only numbers that seem to be discussed are the number of new cases detected by an aggressive testing program. The number of COVID specific deaths is almost NEVER mentioned, hence the only rational parameter (fatality rate per 100k) is never obvious.

Be right back, I'm going to put another mask, I feel uneasy looking at a computer screen when I don't really know who (except the Chinese monitoring my 5G link) is there on the other side!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 02, 2020 11:00 PM (eTZoJ)

338 Yes we need to discuss TX

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 02, 2020 10:57 PM (/UQ/R)

agreed.

Posted by: Texan at July 02, 2020 11:00 PM (hHxp2)

339 July pollls. LOL.

Posted by: DonnaV at July 02, 2020 10:52 PM (oWAzz)

States that Hillary was going to win:

Michigan
Pennsylvania
Florida
Wisconsin
Tennessee
Georgia
Arizona
Utah
Many More
and....
{drumroll..........}

Poll: Hillary Clinton Leads Donald Trump in Texas
By KUT Staff Sep 6, 2016


Texas may be a battleground state this election, according to a new poll
of all 50 states by the Washington Post, which shows Hillary Clinton
with a narrow edge over Donald Trump in Texas 46 to 45 percent among
registered voters.

Posted by: ... at July 02, 2020 11:00 PM (xP7BH)

340 Posted by: Pug Mahon is gonna lurk for a while at July 02, 2020 10:57 PM (x8Wzq)

{{{Pug}}}

I know just how you feel. I'm at the point myself where I'm not angry all the time, I'm just worn out and feeling so damn depressed.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 02, 2020 11:00 PM (uc1j5)

341
I'd hazard a guess that the mobile homes guy has zero fucks to give and that has been the case for many years now.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 02, 2020 11:01 PM (pNxlR)

342 Going to see the MIL tomorrow. Hubs has the day off.

Posted by: ALH at July 02, 2020 11:01 PM (kuNgM)

343 He specifically mentioned Alabama, LSU and Clemson, who have all recently reported coronavirus cases on their teams.

-

The national championship will have two dozen competitors vying for it this year, and they'll all be the teams who got this bullsh*t out of the way before the season started. Everyone else will be missing games, forfeiting, etc. because Chinese Lung AIDS is going to kill everyone.

Unless Biden wins, of course.

Posted by: Fat Albert at July 02, 2020 11:01 PM (jYrdS)

344 I'm guessing Maxwell got stuck here because of the lockdown
Posted by: vmom 2020


Wonder what her citizenship/visa status is.

Posted by: Inquiring Miklos Minds at July 02, 2020 11:01 PM (QzkSJ)

345 So Honda is boycotting Facebook until FB bans "hate speech"

You know what hate speech is, right? Hate speech is YOU, Mr. Deplorable.

Remember this when considering your next car. Helpful Honda Dealers my ass.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 02, 2020 11:01 PM (wPVhA)

346 Boomer Esiason suggests college football players are getting coronavirus on purpose.

And what might the purpose be?


Presumably to get it and recover before the season starts so as to not get it during the season.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at July 02, 2020 11:02 PM (qc+VF)

347 But everything is going to shit so fast that I cannot react.



Lord bless Ace, the Cobs and the Horde. One of the only points of sanity in my world.



G'night.

Posted by: Pug Mahon is gonna lurk for a while at July 02, 2020 10:57 PM (x8Wzq)

It's not. You are being gaslit. Unplug. You will see it if you look for it.

Posted by: ... at July 02, 2020 11:02 PM (xP7BH)

348 This 4th of July will be like the BBQ where all the neighbors and relatives you can't stand show up

Posted by: kbdabear at July 02, 2020 11:02 PM (qAR6u)

349 What the fuck?
Posted by: Brandy at July 02, 2020 10:59 PM (+dsLj)

You're a fine girl.

Posted by: BigZesty at July 02, 2020 11:02 PM (qJ7lt)

350 {{{{Jewels and Ladyl}}}}

Yes we need to discuss TX
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 02, 2020 10:57 PM (/UQ/R


{{{WDS}}}

Yes we do!

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 02, 2020 11:03 PM (TdMsT)

351 Sold the motorcycle today. Craigslist is amazing-
from posting the ad til going to the bank with the cash was about 2
hours. Also- $5800 in $50s is about an inch thick. The sale covers both
my new patio door and the new Ruger .45 which is on the way. It was good
day.


Posted by: DB- just DB at July 02, 2020 10:49 PM (iTXRQ)

I had a bike come in the shop 2 days ago. It sat for a year and the owner just wanted me to get it running. It was really clean, a 1999 harley night train (softail) with some custom goodies. We call him yesterday to tell him it's done and he mentions he wanted to sell it. I made one call to a freind and it was gone by 5pm. $5,000, it was a killer deal. No way it was sticking around for that money. I also had 2 backup buyers just in case.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 02, 2020 11:03 PM (9Om/r)

352 What the fuck?
Posted by: Brandy at July 02, 2020 10:59 PM (+dsLj)

---------

What a good wife you would be.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 02, 2020 11:03 PM (wPVhA)

353 345 So Honda is boycotting Facebook until FB bans "hate speech"

You know what hate speech is, right? Hate speech is YOU, Mr. Deplorable.

Remember this when considering your next car. Helpful Honda Dealers my ass.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 02, 2020 11:01 PM (wPVhA)

WTF, Honda?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 02, 2020 11:03 PM (2B9A/)

354 It beat the heck out of apartment living. Bought it for 4k, lived there 2 years and then sold it for 3k when I bought a house.

Posted by: cfo mom at July 02, 2020 10:57 PM (RfzVr)

-

(fistbump)

There's no shame in them.

Posted by: Fat Albert at July 02, 2020 11:03 PM (jYrdS)

355 352 What the fuck?
Posted by: Brandy at July 02, 2020 10:59 PM (+dsLj)

---------

What a good wife you would be.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 02, 2020 11:03 PM (wPVhA)

But my Life, My Love, and My Lady is the Sea.

She has huge cans.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 02, 2020 11:04 PM (2B9A/)

356 I wonder if Prince Andrew is not sweating right now...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at July 02, 2020 11:04 PM (AJ6Fc)

357 >What kind of bike? All done riding?

Posted by: OneEyedJack

2011 H-D FLHR.
Yeah- bought the ticket, took the ride. It was fun, but I'm done.

Posted by: DB- just DB at July 02, 2020 11:04 PM (iTXRQ)

358 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 02, 2020 11:01 PM (wPVhA)

All this censoring is getting scary.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 02, 2020 11:04 PM (uc1j5)

359
New York's alright if you like saxophones.
Posted by: Dr. Varno

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cd-a7ZzoWmE

Posted by: Miklos, who likes saxophones, NY not so much at July 02, 2020 11:04 PM (QzkSJ)

360 Heinlein wrote a book, "Farnham's Freehold." I did not like the story much. But fuck if he was not prescient.

==

I hated that book - so grim
but in retrospect, maybe prescient

Posted by: vmom 2020 waving Stars & Stripes at July 02, 2020 11:04 PM (OCRKH)

361 What the fuck?
Posted by: Brandy at July 02, 2020 10:59 PM (+dsLj)


You're a fine girl!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 02, 2020 11:04 PM (eTZoJ)

362 I hear you Pug

Where you headed? With Mr. WDS's foot unfortunately we will be hunkered down here at home

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 02, 2020 11:05 PM (/UQ/R)

363 313 I wonder if that was Goggle Boy who whined about getting busted by the Feds

Soibois don't do well in prisons I don't imagine
Posted by: kbdabear at July 02, 2020 10:56 PM (qAR6u)
-----

If the soibois use mascara regularly, Bubba goes a little slower.

At first.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 02, 2020 11:05 PM (sy5kK)

364 I really hate the Horde Mind!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 02, 2020 11:05 PM (eTZoJ)

365 Dana Perino just published a children's book, Jasper and the Creamy Peanut Butter

Posted by: maximum death at July 02, 2020 11:06 PM (CLteG)

366
What the fuck?
Posted by: Brandy at July 02, 2020 10:59 PM (+dsLj)



she's a FINE girl.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 02, 2020 11:06 PM (sy5kK)

367 I have a friend who says that part of resistance to Trump from the powers that be is that he is going after pedos and too many powerful people are terrified they will be exposed or busted
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 02, 2020 10:59 PM (3bFb9)

Neoliberalism is/was 50/50 int'l criminal enterprise and political ideology. The Clinton's and Obama are the ultimate practitioners. They blackmailed and ran drugs and weapons and uranium and did whatever they wanted sexually.

The neo-cons were just small time grifters off the mil-industrial complex.

The neolibs went the Finance Capital route. And made trillions.

That's why they have such disdain for the neo-cons and rank and file GOPe.

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 02, 2020 11:06 PM (uVgrx)

368 Bedtime for this detective.

G'night, you lovely reprobates!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 02, 2020 11:06 PM (niawK)

369
364 I really hate the Horde Mind!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 02, 2020 11:05 PM (eTZoJ)


It's a little scary sometimes!

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 02, 2020 11:06 PM (TdMsT)

370 364 I really hate the Horde Mind!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 02, 2020 11:05 PM (eTZoJ)

Considering the mood of late we could do a rousing rendition of 'Daddy, don't you walk so fast!' or Patches.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 02, 2020 11:07 PM (2B9A/)

371 I thought the baby looked like andre the giant, but y'all are right, he looks more like Ben Shapiro

Posted by: Weirddave at July 02, 2020 11:07 PM (CTvSA)

372 Why are redheads so rambunctious?

Are they all that way?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 02, 2020 11:07 PM (OjU6Z)

373 I wonder if Prince Andrew is not sweating right now...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto

His mum is probably thinking of adding another prince in the tower.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, Black Powder Matters at July 02, 2020 11:07 PM (SfYbS)

374 I really hate the Horde Mind!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar


resistance is f....


Some f word

Posted by: Miklos, shrugging like a Frenchman at July 02, 2020 11:07 PM (QzkSJ)

375 >Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 02, 2020 11:03 PM (9Om/r)


yeah my ad was live only a few minutes before my phone started blowing up with texts.

Posted by: DB- just DB at July 02, 2020 11:07 PM (iTXRQ)

376 Night Joe Mannix.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 02, 2020 11:07 PM (2B9A/)

377 I have a friend who says that part of resistance to Trump from the powers that be is that he is going after pedos and too many powerful people are terrified they will be exposed or busted

*******

The idea that so many people in positions of power in politics are pedophiles is a silly myth.

Posted by: Harry Reid at July 02, 2020 11:07 PM (+dsLj)

378 I'm guessing Maxwell got stuck here because of the lockdown

She bought the place eight months ago, though.

I mean, I love New Hampshire and all, but Lake Massasecum is a far cry from the Caribbean.

Posted by: t-bird at July 02, 2020 11:07 PM (Ypqc1)

379 I present to you tonight a music compilation done by famed Texan anti-SLAPP lawyer, and vocalist with the voice of an angel, J. Sean Lemoine!

https://tinyurl.com/ycg2rsjo

*kudos to the person who put together those clips of Nick using that voice*.

Posted by: Thrawn at July 02, 2020 11:07 PM (usCq7)

380 Why are redheads so rambunctious?



Are they all that way?


I sure hope so.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - fighting with a dying hard drive at July 02, 2020 11:07 PM (SchxB)

381 356 I wonder if Prince Andrew is not sweating right now...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at July 02, 2020 11:04 PM (AJ6Fc)

Truth. The Royals were defo involved in the Epstein hit. Maybe prime movers.

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 02, 2020 11:08 PM (uVgrx)

382 The idea that so many people in positions of power in politics are pedophiles is a silly myth.
Posted by: Harry Reid at July 02, 2020 11:07 PM (+dsLj)

Tiny Fist.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 02, 2020 11:08 PM (2B9A/)

383 The idea that so many people in positions of power in politics are pedophiles is a silly myth.
Posted by: Harry Reid


You forgot, ", The Searchlight Strangler"

Posted by: t-bird at July 02, 2020 11:08 PM (Ypqc1)

384 Should you be able to see a sliver of brass peaking through the ejection port, when it is loaded? I have a sig sauer p320.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 02, 2020 11:08 PM (LxTcq)

385 Late to the par-tay.

What are we talkin?

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 02, 2020 11:09 PM (oAY8z)

386 I need to get my Harley running. I always seem to have something else to do though.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 02, 2020 11:09 PM (CcOog)

387 But it's fun to drink too much sometimes.
Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 02, 2020 10:49 PM (TdMsT)

Depends. With the right people, sure. By yourself, not so much.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 02, 2020 11:09 PM (NWiLs)

388 Considering the mood of late we could do a rousing rendition of 'Daddy, don't you walk so fast!'


I have the moustache for that.

Posted by: Miklos Wayne Newton, a serial killer name if I ever heard one at July 02, 2020 11:09 PM (QzkSJ)

389 2011 H-D FLHR.
Yeah- bought the ticket, took the ride. It was fun, but I'm done.

Posted by: DB- just DB at July 02, 2020 11:04 PM (iTXRQ)

Not an H-D guy, but Road Kings just look right.
Well, you got your memories and you're alive, so I guess it's all good

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 02, 2020 11:09 PM (z79tQ)

390 >>>The ONT needs its own National Anthem.<<<

For tonight only.

youtu.be/kY2SYfUyFek?t=3

Posted by: Fritz at July 02, 2020 11:09 PM (95j/9)

391
Where you headed? With Mr. WDS's foot unfortunately we will be hunkered down here at home
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 02, 2020 11:05 PM (/UQ/R)

Craig, Meeker area. Reminds me of Wyoming. Quiet and locust-free. Gonna be nice. Unplugging for a while will be good for the soul.

And now, real goodnight, not that fake one rock bands do all the time.

Posted by: Pug Mahon is gonna lurk for a while at July 02, 2020 11:10 PM (x8Wzq)

392 Night Pug.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 02, 2020 11:10 PM (2B9A/)

393 Depends. With the right people, sure. By yourself, not so much.
Posted by: Insomniac

Speak by/for yourself.

Posted by: Miklos, singing along with George Thorogood at July 02, 2020 11:11 PM (QzkSJ)

394
What are we talkin?
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 02, 2020 11:09 PM (oAY8z)

Whiskey
Tits
Boobies

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 02, 2020 11:11 PM (CLteG)

395 Should you be able to see a sliver of brass peaking through the ejection port, when it is loaded? I have a sig sauer p320.

No experience with that particular model but it's not uncommon. There has to be a little space around the extractor so it can move.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at July 02, 2020 11:11 PM (qc+VF)

396 325
Boomer Esiason suggests college football players are getting coronavirus on purpose.

And what might the purpose be?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 02, 2020 10:59 PM (pNxlR)


So they all catch it now, and in a couple of weeks, the team has heard immunity. Well before the season starts.

Too bad they don't teach the human immune system any more at Fauchi University.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 02, 2020 11:11 PM (sy5kK)

397 Should you be able to see a sliver of brass peaking through the ejection port, when it is loaded? I have a sig sauer p320.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 02, 2020 11:08 PM (LxTcq)

-

Is it a loaded chamber indicator?

Posted by: Fat Albert at July 02, 2020 11:11 PM (jYrdS)

398 >Well, you got your memories and you're alive, so I guess it's all good

Posted by: OneEyedJack

It is!

Posted by: DB- just DB at July 02, 2020 11:11 PM (iTXRQ)

399 Posted by: Miklos, singing along with George Thorogood at July 02, 2020 11:11 PM (QzkSJ)

You and Two Weeks have the best nics.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 02, 2020 11:11 PM (uc1j5)

400 yeah my ad was live only a few minutes before my phone started blowing up with texts.


Posted by: DB- just DB at July 02, 2020 11:07 PM (iTXRQ)

Well you priced it right. Anything under 6K doesn't last long. 5K and under people buy them even if they don't need them. lol

How many miles were on the road king?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 02, 2020 11:11 PM (9Om/r)

401 Posted by: Thesokorus at July 02, 2020 11:06 PM (uVgrx)

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and

THIS.

Posted by: ... at July 02, 2020 11:12 PM (xP7BH)

402 ..Well, the cake was a disappointment. Didn't rise. I think my baking powder might be old.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 02, 2020 10:59 PM (CAJOC)




Did you leave your cake out in the rain? Will you ever get that recipe again?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 02, 2020 11:12 PM (QzJWU)

403 What are we talkin?
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 02, 2020 11:09 PM (oAY8z)

Whiskey
Tits
Boobies
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 02, 2020 11:11 PM (CLteG)

2 out of 3 ain't bad

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 02, 2020 11:12 PM (oAY8z)

404 393 Depends. With the right people, sure. By yourself, not so much.
Posted by: Insomniac

Speak by/for yourself.
Posted by: Miklos, singing along with George Thorogood at July 02, 2020 11:11 PM (QzkSJ)

I get real morose getting drunk alone.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 02, 2020 11:12 PM (NWiLs)

405 Everybody needs to believe in something.

Posted by: Fat Albert at July 02, 2020 10:54 PM (jYrdS)

I believe I will have another tasty ice cold adult beverage.
and I believe in the healing, soothing, calming power of boobs.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 02, 2020 11:13 PM (q1Pj5)

406 Tiny Fist.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


If allowed, I may use that for Anti-Troll tasks.

Posted by: Miklos on tap at July 02, 2020 11:13 PM (QzkSJ)

407 Posted by: Jim at July 02, 2020 11:12 PM (QzJWU)

Dammit, Jim! You beat me to the shitty 70's song reference.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 02, 2020 11:13 PM (2B9A/)

408 WIcked...I just found another way to get suspended on Twitter. Who was it who was having problems getting the boot?


Just type thus:

#BlackTransWomenLivesMatter as much as the next GUY.

Posted by: Orson at July 02, 2020 11:13 PM (gwTKY)

409 Why are redheads so rambunctious?



Are they all that way?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 02, 2020 11:07 PM (OjU6Z)


Mine was. I miss her sometimes.

"Should you be able to see a sliver of brass peaking through the ejection port, when it is loaded? I have a sig sauer p320.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 02, 2020 11:08 PM (LxTcq)"

Only if the slide is not all the way into battery. 'course my Sig is a 220, but still, they are all very similar.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 02, 2020 11:13 PM (CcOog)

410 Fwiw Q's been posting a ton of Epstein candid pics and stuff. Very entertaining. Sending terror into the hearts of Bill and Prince Andrew. Hahhaha

qanon dot pub

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 02, 2020 11:13 PM (uVgrx)

411 I need to get my Harley running. I always seem to have something else to do though.


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 02, 2020 11:09 PM (CcOog)

What does it need? What is it?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 02, 2020 11:13 PM (9Om/r)

412 Did the lamb give informed consent? That's what I want to know.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 02, 2020 10:51 PM (wPVhA)

She ought to convert to islam; then she could be on the goat.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 02, 2020 11:13 PM (5Fz/K)

413 2 out of 3 ain't bad
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 02, 2020 11:12 PM (oAY8z)

Pardon me, but all three of those are good.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 02, 2020 11:14 PM (2B9A/)

414 I like to think of myself as a jolly drunk...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at July 02, 2020 11:14 PM (AJ6Fc)

415 >How many miles were on the road king?


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division


just a bit over 30k

Posted by: DB- just DB at July 02, 2020 11:14 PM (iTXRQ)

416 Redheads do feel pain differently than the rest of us (not a myth), so it stands to reason...

Posted by: ... at July 02, 2020 11:14 PM (xP7BH)

417 I get real morose getting drunk alone.
Posted by: Insomniac


WHO WANTS TO GET DRUNK WITH INSOM!?

Might need a bigger blog

Posted by: Ancient Miklos Theorists say YES at July 02, 2020 11:15 PM (QzkSJ)

418 I get real morose getting drunk alone.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 02, 2020 11:12 PM (NWiLs)

Healthy. Best decision I ever made was to only drink when I was happy and with people I like.

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 02, 2020 11:15 PM (uVgrx)

419 411 I need to get my Harley running. I always seem to have something else to do though.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 02, 2020 11:09 PM (CcOog)

I wish my Harley would stop wanting to be ridden.

Posted by: The Joker at July 02, 2020 11:15 PM (usCq7)

420 414 I like to think of myself as a jolly drunk...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at July 02, 2020 11:14 PM (AJ6Fc)

I'm a sleepy drunk.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 02, 2020 11:15 PM (uc1j5)

421 I'm a sleepy drunk.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 02, 2020 11:15 PM (uc1j5)

Wanna get drunk sometime?

Posted by: ... at July 02, 2020 11:16 PM (xP7BH)

422 I like to think of myself as a jolly drunk...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto


OK, but no show tunes.

Posted by: Miklos, Eminently Inebriateable at July 02, 2020 11:16 PM (QzkSJ)

423 Well you priced it right. Anything under 6K doesn't last long. 5K and under people buy them even if they don't need them. lol

-

Yep. I'm a dual-sport guy but *I* would buy it if a neighbor had it for five or six grand.

Posted by: Fat Albert at July 02, 2020 11:16 PM (jYrdS)

424 Redheads do feel pain differently than the rest of us (not a myth), so it stands to reason...

******************

Is that why so many are sadists?

Not that there's anything wrong with that.




don't hurt me

Posted by: Two Weeks From Moving to Christina Hendricks' Twin Towns at July 02, 2020 11:16 PM (+dsLj)

425 Developing the COVID19 vaccine wasn't that difficult. Adding the sterility inducing agent was the hard part.

Posted by: CDCCCP at July 02, 2020 11:16 PM (7ug2n)

426
I'm a sleepy drunk.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 02, 2020 11:15 PM (uc1j5)

---------

*fistbump*

What'd I miss?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 02, 2020 11:16 PM (wPVhA)

427 She ought to convert to islam; then she could be on the goat.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I thought Becky Lynch was the GOAT*

*speaking of red heads

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, Black Powder Matters at July 02, 2020 11:16 PM (SfYbS)

428 can't do whiskey

can do boobs and tits

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 02, 2020 11:17 PM (oAY8z)

429 I imagine Beto cheated.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 02, 2020 11:17 PM (LxTcq)

430 >>I mean, I love New Hampshire and all, but Lake Massasecum is a far cry from the Caribbean.

Having lived in the Caribbea and NH, I'd take NH.

The Caribbean has a very dark side and you are very much on your own.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 02, 2020 11:17 PM (ZLI7S)

431 ... very true about the redheads feeling pain differently, and by differently, I mean a shitload more. My dentist is amazed that I still jump after pumping me full of that shit. I just tell him to keep going, but he insists on giving me more. The assistant said all my little redheads squirm.

Posted by: fish...thelowercaseone at July 02, 2020 11:17 PM (Nn2aK)

432 417 I get real morose getting drunk alone.
Posted by: Insomniac
WHO WANTS TO GET DRUNK WITH INSOM!?
Might need a bigger blog
Posted by: Ancient Miklos Theorists say YES at July 02, 2020 11:15 PM (QzkSJ)


Be like a pre-COVID Trump rally

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 02, 2020 11:17 PM (eTZoJ)

433 I like to think of myself as a jolly drunk...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto



So do I. But I'm the only person who does.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 02, 2020 11:17 PM (z79tQ)

434 I'd rather be a thoughtful, witty, entertaining drunk though...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at July 02, 2020 11:17 PM (AJ6Fc)

435 Wanna get drunk sometime?
Posted by: ... at July 02, 2020 11:16 PM (xP7BH)

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 02, 2020 11:18 PM (uc1j5)

436 I get real morose getting drunk alone.
Posted by: Insomniac

**********'

Damn you for making me look up the word morose.

That's like twice today a moron used a word I had to look up.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Moving to Christina Hendricks' Twin Towns at July 02, 2020 11:18 PM (+dsLj)

437 I'm a very handsome drunk.

Posted by: Fat Albert at July 02, 2020 11:18 PM (jYrdS)

438 I'd take NH.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 02, 2020 11:17 PM (ZLI7S)

The White Mountains are special.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 02, 2020 11:18 PM (dLLD6)

439 What does it need? What is it?


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 02, 2020 11:13 PM (9Om/r)


Everything. 1988 FXRS-Sp. It had about 250K on it when I put it in the shed, more time ago than I care to remember. At the time it had a bad clutch bearing (had that since I've owned it), the shifter centering spring was broken and it was leaking from the base gaskets. Now I know that I at least need a starter drive and a clutch basket, my son took the primary apart but couldn't get the clutch basket to separate from the trans input shaft. The rear fender rusted through beneath the P pad, also, so I was going to get a Softtail fender for it. That was a little over ten years ago, she sits in the shed and glares at me every time I go in there.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 02, 2020 11:18 PM (CcOog)

440 Only if the slide is not all the way into battery. 'course my Sig is a 220, but still, they are all very similar.

Did you mean between the slide and the barrel? No, you shouldn't be seeing any gap there.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at July 02, 2020 11:18 PM (qc+VF)

441 just a bit over 30k


Posted by: DB- just DB at July 02, 2020 11:14 PM (iTXRQ)

Not bad, a lot of life left in that.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 02, 2020 11:19 PM (9Om/r)

442 The Caribbean has a very dark side and you are very much on your own.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 02, 2020 11:17 PM (ZLI7S)

Even the Cayman Islands? Damn, that was gonna be my go-to if I ever won the lottery.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 02, 2020 11:19 PM (uc1j5)

443 Developing the COVID19 vaccine wasn't that difficult. Adding the sterility inducing agent was the hard part.
Posted by: CDCCCP at July 02, 2020 11:16 PM (7ug2n)



WHO would do a thing like that?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 02, 2020 11:19 PM (eTZoJ)

444 Twin towns.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 02, 2020 11:19 PM (LxTcq)

445 pretty new here
nice place
I see regular reoccurring content, very high quality

but no advertising
how does this place work?
entirely donations based?

Posted by: hevel varik at July 02, 2020 11:19 PM (quVbM)

446 I'd rather be a thoughtful, witty, entertaining drunk though...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto


So.

You're that f*cker who always brings a thesaurus to double shot nite.

Posted by: Miklos, seen yer kind at July 02, 2020 11:20 PM (QzkSJ)

447 I'm a happy drunk, like everyone on dad's side of the family. Mom's side tend more towards the mean/angry drunks.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, Black Powder Matters at July 02, 2020 11:20 PM (SfYbS)

448 I get real morose getting drunk alone.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 02, 2020 11:12 PM (NWiLs)

.....

Have you experimented with different liquors?

In my experience, whisky makes me pensive.

Vodka makes me sleepy.

Gin makes me want to write.

Tequila makes me come to the ONT.

Rum makes me want to cook.

Fernet Branca makes me text my undying love to ex-girlfriends and chain smoke cigarettes.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 02, 2020 11:21 PM (38/p9)

449 I see regular reoccurring content, very high quality

but no advertising
how does this place work?
entirely donations based?
Posted by: hevel varik at July 02, 2020 11:19 PM (quVbM)

-----------

The blog is a front for the international Lace Wig industry.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 02, 2020 11:21 PM (wPVhA)

450 It's a nice place.

Donations appreciated

No ads.

Good people.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 02, 2020 11:21 PM (oAY8z)

451 The Horde, and especially ONTians, ought to have a pact to post our For Sale riches HERE, at least 24 hours before they hit Craigslist or such.

Especially gems such as bikes, guns, tools, cars n' trucks.

Not so much the "garage sale" dreck of other Craigslist categories. Only one here might wanna buy that used exercise equipment is Harry Reid. Word is he keeps an eye out for that stuff.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 02, 2020 11:22 PM (QzJWU)

452 The White Mountains are special.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 02, 2020 11:18 PM (dLLD6)

Christina Hendricks? Yup

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 02, 2020 11:22 PM (q1Pj5)

453 The great Jerry Jeff drinking song

https://youtu.be/DT6BzKftZkE

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 02, 2020 11:22 PM (jQWpM)

454 Fernet Branca makes me text my undying love to ex-girlfriends and chain smoke cigarettes.





Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 02, 2020 11:21 PM (38/p9)



Yeah...you probably want to leave that one in the bottle then.

I have a port finished bourbon from St Augustine Distilleries that I want to like better than I do. I do love my Elijah Craig though.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 02, 2020 11:22 PM (CcOog)

455 how does this place work?
entirely donations based?


That and the kickbacks on the sale of lace wigs.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at July 02, 2020 11:23 PM (qc+VF)

456 watch your ampersands

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 02, 2020 11:23 PM (oAY8z)

457 Having lived in the Caribbea and NH, I'd take NH.

The Caribbean has a very dark side and you are very much on your own.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 02, 2020 11:17 PM (ZLI7S)

It was a dark and stormy Caribbean night...the waves were crashing on the old pier, the moon ripped through the clouds...

Posted by: runner at July 02, 2020 11:23 PM (zr5Kq)

458
WHO would do a thing like that?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 02, 2020 11:19 PM (eTZoJ)


Got it in one!

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 02, 2020 11:23 PM (TdMsT)

459 The blog is a front for the international Lace Wig industry.
Posted by: Cicero


And some Machines for Sale.

Posted by: Miklosian Business Models S.r.o.o at July 02, 2020 11:23 PM (QzkSJ)

460 The blog is a front for the international Lace Wig industry.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 02, 2020 11:21 PM (wPVhA)

Oh I was HOPING someone would say that. LOL.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 02, 2020 11:23 PM (uc1j5)

461 The Caribbean has a very dark side and you are very much on your own.

Yeah, but she IS the dark side.

Posted by: t-bird at July 02, 2020 11:23 PM (ZS2+d)

462 Posted by: hevel varik at July 02, 2020 11:19 PM (quVbM)

-----------

The blog is a front for the international Lace Wig industry.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 02, 2020 11:21 PM (wPVhA)


And rather frequently, you will find fine machine parts for sale here!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 02, 2020 11:23 PM (eTZoJ)

463 *scans thread*

If anyone has a FLHC that they want to unload, lemme know.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 02, 2020 11:23 PM (t+qrx)

464 Not so much the "garage sale" dreck of other
Craigslist categories. Only one here might wanna buy that used exercise
equipment is Harry Reid. Word is he keeps an eye out for that stuff.





Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 02, 2020 11:22 PM (QzJWU)



If you had caught me at the right time I had a 2003 Subaru Baja that I would have gladly sold. But, it's got a new motor in it now so I'm going to see if I can get another 150K out of it before it dies again.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 02, 2020 11:24 PM (CcOog)

465 some might call it a "smart military blog"

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 02, 2020 11:24 PM (oAY8z)

466 451 The Horde, and especially ONTians, ought to have a pact to post our For Sale riches HERE, at least 24 hours before they hit Craigslist or such.

Especially gems such as bikes, guns, tools, cars n' trucks.

Not so much the "garage sale" dreck of other Craigslist categories. Only one here might wanna buy that used exercise equipment is Harry Reid. Word is he keeps an eye out for that stuff.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 02, 2020 11:22 PM (QzJWU)


That is a great idea, Jim!

Would anyone like to buy some old bras?

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 02, 2020 11:24 PM (TdMsT)

467 >>The White Mountains are special.

Once you get above Concord it's a different state.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 02, 2020 11:25 PM (ZLI7S)

468 Would anyone like to buy some old bras?
Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 02, 2020 11:24 PM (TdMsT)

Oh now you've done it....

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 02, 2020 11:25 PM (uc1j5)

469 I thought Becky Lynch was the GOAT*

*speaking of red heads
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, Black Powder Matters at July 02, 2020 11:16 PM (SfYbS)

Redheads? Here, you're welcome.

https://tinyurl.com/yba2h8uz

Posted by: BigZesty at July 02, 2020 11:25 PM (qJ7lt)

470 My Horde mind timing is off tonight!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 02, 2020 11:25 PM (eTZoJ)

471 The Caribbean has a very dark side and you are very much on your own.

***********

Why? It's not like it's a series of islands where if you don't have a plane/boat to get to the mainland for something critically life saving you'd be f--...


oh.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Moving to Christina Hendricks's Twin Towns at July 02, 2020 11:25 PM (+dsLj)

472 450 It's a nice place.

Donations appreciated

No ads.

Good people.
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 02, 2020 11:21 PM (oAY8z)


Nicely stated.

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 02, 2020 11:25 PM (TdMsT)

473 Would anyone like to buy some old bras?

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 02, 2020 11:24 PM (TdMsT)


and the blog stops

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 02, 2020 11:25 PM (q1Pj5)

474 438 I'd take NH.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 02, 2020 11:17 PM (ZLI7S)

The White Mountains are special.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 02, 2020 11:18 PM (dLLD6)

_____________

Yeah, but good luck finding a decent slice of pizza. Although, Merrimack used to have a place that specialized in rare game entrees. They used to serve boar, alligator, pheasant, moose steaks, buffalo/bison, ....all kinds of good stuff...but not pizza.

Posted by: Orson at July 02, 2020 11:25 PM (gwTKY)

475 And some Machines for Sale.

Posted by: Miklosian Business Models S.r.o.o at July 02, 2020 11:23 PM (QzkSJ)


Those were some damn fine machines, machines that could do anything. They just don't build machines like they used to.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 02, 2020 11:25 PM (CcOog)

476 Would anyone like to buy some old bras?

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 02, 2020 11:24 PM



Have they been laundered yet, perchance?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at July 02, 2020 11:25 PM (AJ6Fc)

477 Fernet Branca makes me text my undying love to ex-girlfriends and chain smoke cigarettes.





Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 02, 2020 11:21 PM (38/p9)

a shot of bitters makes me think Fernet tastes like water. BTW, don't do this.

Posted by: Quint at July 02, 2020 11:25 PM (hHxp2)

478 Would anyone like to buy some old bras?
Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 02, 2020 11:24 PM (TdMsT)

----------

Heh. How you doin'?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 02, 2020 11:26 PM (wPVhA)

479 The Horde, and especially ONTians, ought to have a pact to post our For Sale riches HERE, at least 24 hours before they hit Craigslist or such.

-

Holy cow, that's a great idea. Have Saturday thread that's like listening to the local AM station.

"Hello caller, go ahead."
"Yeah, I've got a trailer made from the bed of a 1979 Dodge three quarter ton, got rails on it with chicken wire so you can carry whatever you want in it. The tailgate is a different color but the axle and hubs are fine. Asking $1700. My number is 555-5493, names Dale. Oh, and I've got six wooden pallets, too. $10 each."

Posted by: Fat Albert at July 02, 2020 11:26 PM (jYrdS)

480 The Horde, and especially ONTians, ought to have a pact to post our For Sale riches HERE, at least 24 hours before they hit Craigslist or such.

Hmmm, can't see that getting out of hand in any way....

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at July 02, 2020 11:26 PM (qc+VF)

481 Once you get above Concord it's a different state.

***********

Upstate NH is awesome.

Downstate NH needs to burn in hell.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Moving to Christina Hendricks's Twin Towns at July 02, 2020 11:26 PM (+dsLj)

482 Every now and again an 'ette says something that changes the course of thread history.

Posted by: ... at July 02, 2020 11:26 PM (xP7BH)

483 Never thought J.K Rowling would be a target of Cancel Culture and that, thus far, she seems to not be backing down from her radical thought that cutting dude parts off of a dude doesn't make them a woman.

https://tinyurl.com/y93rdw57

Posted by: Thrawn at July 02, 2020 11:27 PM (usCq7)

484 Actually, I'm kicking around the idea of buying a tent. Would need to be fairly easy to put up with enough space for me and three dogs.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 02, 2020 11:27 PM (YynYJ)

485 471 The Caribbean has a very dark side and you are very much on your own.

you talkin' voodoo?

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 02, 2020 11:27 PM (oAY8z)

486 476 Would anyone like to buy some old bras?

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 02, 2020 11:24 PM



Have they been laundered yet, perchance?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at July 02, 2020 11:25 PM (AJ6Fc)


Well they CAN be.

If you're real picky.

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 02, 2020 11:27 PM (TdMsT)

487 Would anyone like to buy some old bras?
Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 02, 2020 11:24 PM (TdMsT)


Jewells would repurpose them into face masks, a lot of morons would escape social approbation!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 02, 2020 11:27 PM (eTZoJ)

488
Would anyone like to buy some old bras?

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 02, 2020 11:24 PM (TdMsT)


Well now, I'd have to see them in action first...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 02, 2020 11:27 PM (CcOog)

489 487 Would anyone like to buy some old bras?
Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 02, 2020 11:24 PM (TdMsT)

Jewells would repurpose them into face masks, a lot of morons would escape social approbation!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 02, 2020 11:27 PM (eTZoJ)


I just love recycling!

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 02, 2020 11:28 PM (TdMsT)

490 481 Once you get above Concord it's a different state.

***********

Upstate NH is awesome.

Downstate NH needs to burn in hell.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Moving to Christina Hendricks's Twin Towns at July 02, 2020 11:26 PM (+dsLj)

_________________________________

Every been up to Berlin? I swear only 20% of that town speaks English...most every one is spitting out French.

Posted by: Orson at July 02, 2020 11:28 PM (gwTKY)

491 you talkin' voodoo?
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 02, 2020 11:27 PM (oAY8z)

---------

Papa Legba
Come and open de gate

Posted by: Talking Heads at July 02, 2020 11:28 PM (wPVhA)

492 Would anyone like to buy some old bras?
Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 02, 2020 11:24 PM (TdMsT)


How many miles?

Posted by: hogmartin at July 02, 2020 11:28 PM (t+qrx)

493 I just love recycling!

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 02, 2020 11:28 PM (TdMsT)

Oh I believe there are a fair number of morons that would recycle them.

Posted by: ... at July 02, 2020 11:28 PM (xP7BH)

494 I'm just worn out and feeling so damn depressed.

I can understand completely Jordan.
Just set your sights on Monday and get yourself undressed.

;-)

(Old America song reference)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 02, 2020 11:28 PM (L2ZTs)

495 Hmmm, can't see that getting out of hand in any way....

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at July 02, 2020 11:26 PM (qc+VF)



This is a great plan, I can see no way it could go horribly wrong and I'm excited to be a part of it.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 02, 2020 11:29 PM (CcOog)

496 Would anyone like to buy some old bras?
Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free

[Insert Joe Biden sniffy-sniffy joke here]

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, Black Powder Matters at July 02, 2020 11:29 PM (SfYbS)

497 Would anyone like to buy some old bras?
Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 02, 2020 11:24 PM (TdMsT)

The reloaders should be all over that. Oh, wait...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 02, 2020 11:29 PM (5Fz/K)

498 ..Would anyone like to buy some old bras?

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 02, 2020 11:24 PM (TdMsT)



Would those be a "Twofer" deal, or ???



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 02, 2020 11:30 PM (QzJWU)

499 It's Happy Fun Blog!

Posted by: DB- just DB at July 02, 2020 11:30 PM (iTXRQ)

500 492 Would anyone like to buy some old bras?
Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 02, 2020 11:24 PM (TdMsT)

How many miles?
Posted by: hogmartin at July 02, 2020 11:28 PM (t+qrx)


Many many HAPPY miles.

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 02, 2020 11:30 PM (TdMsT)

501 The Horde, and especially ONTians, ought to have a pact to post our For Sale riches HERE, at least 24 hours before they hit Craigslist or such.

Especially gems such as bikes, guns, tools, cars n' trucks.

Not so much the "garage sale" dreck of other Craigslist categories. Only one here might wanna buy that used exercise equipment is Harry Reid. Word is he keeps an eye out for that stuff.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 02, 2020 11:22 PM (QzJWU)

That's a good idea, can boats be on the list? I might want to get rid of the wife's aqua lark.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at July 02, 2020 11:30 PM (Rz2Nc)

502 Posted by: Thrawn at July 02, 2020 11:27 PM (usCq7)

Unlike most people, JKR has real FU money (and private security)!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 02, 2020 11:30 PM (eTZoJ)

503 I'm not ready for the alter
But I do agree sometimes
That a woman sure could be a friend of mine...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 02, 2020 11:30 PM (CcOog)

504 Wonder if that girl that didn't take a knee was still on the team when they played their next game.

Posted by: Case at July 02, 2020 11:30 PM (JKDz7)

505 a shot of bitters makes me think Fernet tastes like water. BTW, don't do this.

Posted by: Quint at July 02, 2020 11:25 PM (hHxp2)

.....

I will be trying this on your advice.

I do enjoy the mintiness of Fernet plus that nice Chloraseptic finish it has.

I've tried having one shot before and it always winds up being 4 or 5.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 02, 2020 11:30 PM (38/p9)

506 you talkin' voodoo?
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah

Obligatory
https://youtu.be/9SSUQxGjZZ4

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, Black Powder Matters at July 02, 2020 11:31 PM (SfYbS)

507 I have a port finished bourbon from St Augustine
Distilleries that I want to like better than I do. I do love my Elijah
Craig though.


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 02, 2020 11:22 PM (CcOog)

i have wondered about port and sherry finished Bourbons. They seem to be really hot now but I can't pull the trigger on buying one for some reason. At least to me, bourbons are already sweet, so adding a port finish seems odd. But they are selling well and for a lot so I could be missing out.

Posted by: Quint at July 02, 2020 11:31 PM (hHxp2)

508 Every been up to Berlin? I swear only 20% of that town speaks English...most every one is spitting out French.

****************

LOL

I got as far as Gorham to go snowmobiling, but was too chickenshit to go further because of the cold (I went in February). The scenery is amazing and rivals what you see in Colorado.

Conway is one of my favorite haunts when I can make it to New England, with Jackson being superawesome for the B&B during Christmas season.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Moving to Christina Hendricks's Twin Towns at July 02, 2020 11:31 PM (+dsLj)

509 492 Would anyone like to buy some old bras?
Posted by: Ladyl-

How many miles?
Posted by: hogmartin

---

Any major accidents? One owner?

Posted by: Tonypete at July 02, 2020 11:31 PM (Rvt88)

510
498 ..Would anyone like to buy some old bras?

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 02, 2020 11:24 PM (TdMsT)


Would those be a "Twofer" deal, or ???



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 02, 2020 11:30 PM (QzJWU)


I am open to negotiation!

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 02, 2020 11:31 PM (TdMsT)

511 The reloaders should be all over that. Oh, wait...

Took me a second to get that.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at July 02, 2020 11:31 PM (qc+VF)

512 Would anyone like to buy some old bras?
Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 02, 2020 11:24 PM (TdMsT)

I would have to have you model them first :-)

Posted by: BigZesty at July 02, 2020 11:31 PM (qJ7lt)

513 Well if some of you are are idiots,...I've been posting on the last thread like an idiot.

Be well all and send up a prayer for Slap. Well you could include a prayer for my blood test tomorrow, as I'm pigging out on the macaroni salad J made, and some deviled eggs.

Posted by: Farmer at July 02, 2020 11:32 PM (v1g3S)

514 i have wondered about port and sherry finished
Bourbons. They seem to be really hot now but I can't pull the trigger on
buying one for some reason. At least to me, bourbons are already sweet,
so adding a port finish seems odd. But they are selling well and for a
lot so I could be missing out.


Posted by: Quint at July 02, 2020 11:31 PM (hHxp2)



I have to admit it was an impulse buy. We did a tour of the brewery and of course such things end up in the gift shop. It's good enough, it just isn't my favorite.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 02, 2020 11:32 PM (CcOog)

515 509 492 Would anyone like to buy some old bras?
Posted by: Ladyl-

How many miles?
Posted by: hogmartin

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Any major accidents? One owner?
Posted by: Tonypete at July 02, 2020 11:31 PM (Rvt8

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Complete service records?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 02, 2020 11:32 PM (wPVhA)

516 ..That's a good idea, can boats be on the list? I might want to get rid of the wife's aqua lark.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at July 02, 2020 11:30 PM (Rz2Nc)



Send me the details n' pictures. Isn't that the one for the lake with the 10hp limit? But, what's the hull's placarded limit on the data plate?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 02, 2020 11:33 PM (QzJWU)

517 Actually, I'm kicking around the idea of buying a tent. Would need to be fairly easy to put up with enough space for me and three dogs.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 02, 2020 11:27 PM (YynYJ)

--

Look at the Clam. They're long when stored (6 feet or so), but they pop open like a big umbrella. They're not the cheapest thing out there at $250-300 or so, but there are cheap knockoffs if you don't mind going that route.

We've got some cots and use ours in place of our fancy tent these days. Very roomy and takes less than a couple of minutes (literally two, not figure of speech two) to set up.

Posted by: Fat Albert at July 02, 2020 11:33 PM (jYrdS)

518 I just love recycling!
Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 02, 2020 11:28 PM (TdMsT)


Good thing I have Jewells on speed dial, I'll corner the market!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 02, 2020 11:33 PM (eTZoJ)

519 If anyone has a FLHC that they want to unload, lemme know.
Posted by: hogmartin
-----

I've never been able to make sense of those Harley model designations. FXLSLSMFT. Wtf?

Short Wide Bobs? I dunno, I suppose Harley fanciers know what it's all about.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 02, 2020 11:33 PM (WD9ZA)

520 >>Would anyone like to buy some old bras?

Of all the nights for garrett to miss.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 02, 2020 11:34 PM (ZLI7S)

521 a shot of bitters makes me think Fernet tastes like water. BTW, don't do this.



Posted by: Quint at July 02, 2020 11:25 PM (hHxp2)



.....



I will be trying this on your advice.



I do enjoy the mintiness of Fernet plus that nice Chloraseptic finish it has.



I've tried having one shot before and it always winds up being 4 or 5.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 02, 2020 11:30 PM (38/p9)

I don't think that is exactly what I said lol. I have done it though.

If you like the mint flavor, they make a Branca Menta that is supposedly extra mouth washy. The thing about Fernet Branca to me is after every shot you wonder, "did it really taste like that?" And then you have to try it again to confirm.

Posted by: Quint at July 02, 2020 11:34 PM (hHxp2)

522 Posted by: Farmer at July 02, 2020 11:32 PM (v1g3S)

Done and done.

Posted by: ... at July 02, 2020 11:34 PM (xP7BH)

523 How many miles?
Posted by: hogmartin

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Any major accidents? One owner?
Posted by: Tonypete

Ever inflated?

Posted by: Miklosian Salvage LLC at July 02, 2020 11:34 PM (QzkSJ)

524 Are you trying to get my goat?

Posted by: John Jacob Jingleheimer Mohammed at July 02, 2020 11:34 PM (aKsyK)

525 The Sherry and Port finished Bourbons are to make the wimmin' folk ain't so skeert' of the Kaintucky Lightnin'. Ayup.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 02, 2020 11:34 PM (QzJWU)

526 Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 02, 2020 11:32 PM (CcOog)

.....

What distillery?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 02, 2020 11:34 PM (38/p9)

527 I've never been able to make sense of those Harley model designations. FXLSLSMFT. Wtf?

Short Wide Bobs? I dunno, I suppose Harley fanciers know what it's all about.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 02, 2020 11:33 PM (WD9ZA)

No LSMFT?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 02, 2020 11:34 PM (5Fz/K)

528 Have you experimented with different liquors?

In my experience, whisky makes me pensive.

Vodka makes me sleepy.

Gin makes me want to write.

Tequila makes me come to the ONT.

Rum makes me want to cook.

Fernet Branca makes me text my undying love to ex-girlfriends and chain smoke cigarettes.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 02, 2020 11:21 PM (38/p9)

Gin's gross. Never had Fernet. As for the rest, drunk is drunk.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 02, 2020 11:34 PM (NWiLs)

529 I know some old brahs.

Not sure if that helps

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 02, 2020 11:35 PM (oAY8z)

530 Actually, I'm kicking around the idea of buying a tent. Would need to be fairly easy to put up with enough space for me and three dogs.

**************

You know what I'd really like if I had the right car, those tends you can setup on the roof of your car. It seems like a stupid idea but I've seen demos and then was like, I want one.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Moving to Christina Hendricks's Twin Towns at July 02, 2020 11:35 PM (+dsLj)

531 Good thing I have Jewells on speed dial, I'll corner the market!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 02, 2020 11:33 PM (eTZoJ)

Corner the market? Are you saying they're pointy?

Posted by: ... at July 02, 2020 11:35 PM (xP7BH)

532 >>> 504
Wonder if that girl that didn't take a knee was still on the team when they played their next game.

Posted by: Case at July 02, 2020 11:30 PM

There was something in jj's morning thread today implying the picture was taken out of context and the girl is actually super woke-ass. I'll go look for it.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 02, 2020 11:35 PM (l6b3d)

533
Gin's gross. Never had Fernet. As for the rest, drunk is drunk.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 02, 2020 11:34 PM (NWiLs)

--------

Gin is the worlds worst distilled spirit. Made to be spit out.

Blecccchh

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 02, 2020 11:36 PM (wPVhA)

534 Short Wide Bobs? I dunno, I suppose Harley fanciers know what it's all about.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 02, 2020 11:33 PM (WD9ZA)


Not necessarily. I should have bought the softail springer classic just before I retired from the USN though, I had a chance to get a real good deal on it from the Navy Exchange Overseas Buyer program. And of course they don't make it any more.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 02, 2020 11:36 PM (CcOog)

535 Complete service records?
Posted by: Cicero
-------

Synthetic lubricant? Blend?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 02, 2020 11:36 PM (WD9ZA)

536 Would anyone like to buy some old bras?

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 02, 2020 11:24 PM

We could set up one of those vending machines like they have in Japan at a MoMe.

Posted by: Fox2! at July 02, 2020 11:36 PM (qyH+l)

537 I've never been able to make sense of those Harley model designations. FXLSLSMFT. Wtf?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 02, 2020 11:33 PM (WD9ZA)


"FLHC" just means DynaLectra Street Ultra Classicglide Limitedster. FLHCX means it has twin humbuckers.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 02, 2020 11:37 PM (t+qrx)

538 You know what I'd really like if I had the right car, those tends you can setup on the roof of your car. It seems like a stupid idea but I've seen demos and then was like, I want one.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Moving to Christina Hendricks's Twin Towns at July 02, 2020 11:35 PM (+dsLj)

I like them, too. Not so hard on my back.

Posted by: the bear at July 02, 2020 11:37 PM (5Fz/K)

539 What distillery?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 02, 2020 11:34 PM (38/p9)


St Augustine, in St Augustine FL.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 02, 2020 11:37 PM (CcOog)

540 Everything. 1988 FXRS-Sp. It had about 250K on it
when I put it in the shed, more time ago than I care to remember. At the
time it had a bad clutch bearing (had that since I've owned it), the
shifter centering spring was broken and it was leaking from the base
gaskets. Now I know that I at least need a starter drive and a clutch
basket, my son took the primary apart but couldn't get the clutch basket
to separate from the trans input shaft. The rear fender rusted through
beneath the P pad, also, so I was going to get a Softtail fender for it.
That was a little over ten years ago, she sits in the shed and glares
at me every time I go in there.


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 02, 2020 11:18 PM (CcOog)

Good lord. 250K??? On the original motor?? You better call harley, they'll probably want to study it, no shit.

You'll need the right puller to get the clutch hub off the shaft, and it will pop right off. Don't use a claw puller behind the starter ring gear to get it off, you'll wreck the basket. 250K...damn. I would be lying if I said I didn't see a fuck ton of worn shit going on in that bike in a bunch of areas. 250K though, damn it earned the right to live, but shit, the parts list will be epic.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 02, 2020 11:38 PM (9Om/r)

541
You know what I'd really like if I had the right car, those tends you can setup on the roof of your car. It seems like a stupid idea but I've seen demos and then was like, I want one.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Moving to


Like this?


https://tinyurl.com/y73ezfof

Posted by: One of Miklos' favorite movies at July 02, 2020 11:38 PM (QzkSJ)

542 Victory Bras for Sale All Cups All Sizes All Styles All Colors New Used Padded Pushup Minimizer Lift and Separate Front Hook Back Hook 2 Hook 3 Hook 4 Hook 5 Hook Sports 18 Hour Lace Sheer Demi Shelf Balconette Underwire Cantilever Fast Shipping

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 02, 2020 11:38 PM (q1Pj5)

543 Addendum re: Clam

It's not really intended to be a camping tent so you'll need to rig up a bisqueen* sheet over the door with some clips.



* yes I know it's spelled with a V, but somehow a regional B developed and I love it and fully intend to keep it alive.

Posted by: Fat Albert at July 02, 2020 11:39 PM (jYrdS)

544 Complete service records?
Posted by: Cicero
-------

Synthetic lubricant? Blend?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 02, 2020 11:36 PM (WD9ZA)


*struggles to keep a straight face*

Bored and stroked?

Posted by: hogmartin at July 02, 2020 11:39 PM (t+qrx)

545 515 509 492 Would anyone like to buy some old bras?
Posted by: Ladyl-

How many miles?
Posted by: hogmartin

---

Any major accidents? One owner?
Posted by: Tonypete at July 02, 2020 11:31 PM (Rvt8

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Complete service records?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 02, 2020 11:32 PM (wP

One owner. Many accidents, sadly. Records confidential.

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 02, 2020 11:39 PM (TdMsT)

546 Never had Fernet

....

Well you must!

You won't remember to thank me for it.

Sometimes after I get blasted on it, I come by and put a test comment up here in the morning just to see if so got banned the night before.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 02, 2020 11:39 PM (38/p9)

547 We could set up one of those vending machines like they have in Japan at a MoMe.
Posted by: Fox2! at July 02, 2020 11:36 PM (qyH+l)


Yes

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Vending Machine Parts Sales Rep- at July 02, 2020 11:40 PM (eTZoJ)

548 Twin humbuckers are the best kind of humbuckers.

Posted by: Fat Albert at July 02, 2020 11:40 PM (jYrdS)

549 You'll need the right puller to get the clutch hub
off the shaft, and it will pop right off. Don't use a claw puller behind
the starter ring gear to get it off, you'll wreck the basket.
250K...damn. I would be lying if I said I didn't see a fuck ton of worn
shit going on in that bike in a bunch of areas. 250K though, damn it
earned the right to live, but shit, the parts list will be epic.


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 02, 2020 11:38 PM (9Om/r)


It ran great when I put it away just before going on my last cruise, and when I came back it wouldn't start. Probably just needed a tune up at the time, but in the shed it went, and then we moved, and then I retired, and then I started the new job, and then Laura got sick, and then and then and then.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 02, 2020 11:40 PM (CcOog)

550 Bored and stroked?
Posted by: hogmartin


Check the O rings

Posted by: Miklos the mechanic at July 02, 2020 11:40 PM (QzkSJ)

551 Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 02, 2020 11:37 PM (CcOog)

.....

I've never had their bourbon.

I actually had a girl bring me a bottle of their vodka about a week ago.

Pretty decent stuff.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 02, 2020 11:41 PM (38/p9)

552 So I read it, and the non-kneeling girl issued a full struggle session apology. Lots of "my truth" and other leftist crap statements to show she's down with the revolution.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 02, 2020 11:41 PM (l6b3d)

553 Posted by: Count de Monet at July 02, 2020 11:38 PM (q1Pj5)

Can I send you my business card?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Vending Machine Parts Sales Rep- at July 02, 2020 11:41 PM (eTZoJ)

554 Send me the details n' pictures. Isn't that the one for the lake with the 10hp limit? But, what's the hull's placarded limit on the data plate?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 02, 2020 11:33 PM (QzJWU)

I can send details and pics, and research the hull 411. We just got back from the lake this evening, so it might be a few nights till we go back. Yes, 10 HP limit, although the aqua lark does have 15 HP. Who knew there was an after market for 9.9 stickers. My lake neighbor, not to be confused with beach friends, tells me to put the 15 on my fishing boat, and sell the aqua lark with the 10.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at July 02, 2020 11:41 PM (Rz2Nc)

555 We could set up one of those vending machines like they have in Japan at a MoMe.
Posted by: Fox2! at July 02, 2020 11:36 PM (qyH+l)

Yes
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

Yes!

As a funraiser

Posted by: Miklos, a not-for-profit 501(c)3 at July 02, 2020 11:42 PM (QzkSJ)

556 it was leaking from the base
gaskets.
--------

*clasps chest...reels backwards...*

A Harley leaking oil?! Say it ain't so...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 02, 2020 11:42 PM (L47aO)

557 Not using a claw puller BTW, I have the kind of puller that looks like what you pull steering wheels with only it has 3 holes instead of 2. Still won't come off, but like I said, I haven't touched it in a little over 10 years. I could probably soak it down with some PB and put some heat on it.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 02, 2020 11:42 PM (CcOog)

558 So I read it, and the non-kneeling girl issued a full struggle session apology. Lots of "my truth" and other leftist crap statements to show she's down with the revolution.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 02, 2020 11:41 PM (l6b3d)

-

That's called tolerance, h8r. She was tolerated until she understood the correct mindset.

Posted by: Fat Albert at July 02, 2020 11:43 PM (jYrdS)

559 *clasps chest...reels backwards...*

A Harley leaking oil?! Say it ain't so...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 02, 2020 11:42 PM (L47aO)

----------

For a good time, nothing beats a Harley.

Posted by: Blown Seals at July 02, 2020 11:43 PM (wPVhA)

560 Can I send you my business card?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Vending Machine Parts Sales Rep


You gonna restock?

Posted by: Miklosian Business Plans SA de CV at July 02, 2020 11:43 PM (QzkSJ)

561 Check the O rings
Posted by: Miklos the mechanic

Gonna check her O rings

Oh! Oh! Oh!

He knows what I'm talkin about.

Posted by: Drew the intern at July 02, 2020 11:43 PM (SfYbS)

562 https://tinyurl.com/y73ezfof

Posted by: One of Miklos' favorite movies at July 02, 2020 11:38 PM



Nice tembel!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at July 02, 2020 11:43 PM (AJ6Fc)

563 >>> 542
Victory Bras for Sale All Cups All Sizes Posted by: Count de Monet at July 02, 2020 11:38 PM

Is this the new lace wigs?

Posted by: banana Dream at July 02, 2020 11:44 PM (l6b3d)

564 https://tinyurl.com/y73ezfof

***********

Close, but I'd have to drop two of the occupants.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Moving to Christina Hendricks's Twin Towns at July 02, 2020 11:44 PM (+dsLj)

565 I've never been able to make sense of those Harley model designations. FXLSLSMFT. Wtf?



Short Wide Bobs? I dunno, I suppose Harley fanciers know what it's all about.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 02, 2020 11:33 PM (WD9ZA)



No LSMFT?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 02, 2020 11:34 PM (5Fz/K)


I don't even try. It would push my own birthday out of my head. lolI do know most of them, but man it gets silly.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 02, 2020 11:44 PM (9Om/r)

566 Is this the new lace wigs?


Posted by: banana Dream at July 02, 2020 11:44 PM (l6b3d)

A tribute.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 02, 2020 11:44 PM (q1Pj5)

567
"FLHC" just means DynaLectra Street Ultra Classicglide Limitedster. FLHCX means it has twin humbuckers.



"Hardtail" means no whammy bar.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 02, 2020 11:45 PM (HaL55)

568 A Harley leaking oil?! Say it ain't so...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 02, 2020 11:42 PM (L47aO)



Inorite? LOL The blockheads (Evo engines) aren't as bad as their predecessors, but yeah, they can still leak a bit. There was a place in Cali once upon a time you could send the cylinders to, they would chamfer the oil passages for O rings and take care of it, but it was running so I didn't want to take it apart just for that. I probably still don't really need to take the motor apart, it's had a ring job and a set of head gaskets in the past 150K miles...it's been a while though. I used to ride the shit out of that bike...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 02, 2020 11:45 PM (CcOog)

569 So I read it, and the non-kneeling girl issued a full struggle session apology. Lots of "my truth" and other leftist crap statements to show she's down with the revolution.

************

The tell was that she was still wearing a BLM shirt, and a mask.

Disappointing.

I fear for the young men in this country who struggle to find a based MAGA girl of marriage material. I lost that battle for sure.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Moving to Christina Hendricks's Twin Towns at July 02, 2020 11:45 PM (+dsLj)

570 Mister J should blow my seals open more often.

But he's so focused on *Batman*!

Posted by: Harley (Quinn) at July 02, 2020 11:46 PM (usCq7)

571 552 So I read it, and the non-kneeling girl issued a full struggle session apology. Lots of "my truth" and other leftist crap statements to show she's down with the revolution.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 02, 2020 11:41 PM (l6b3d)


That makes me sick. Why bother to take a stand if you are just going to bow down and submit to the left anyway?

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 02, 2020 11:46 PM (TdMsT)

572 You gonna restock?
Posted by: Miklosian Business Plans SA de CV at July 02, 2020 11:43 PM (QzkSJ)


Since I think this is a prime investment opportunity, I think we'll be fully stocked very soon!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Vending Machine Parts Sales Rep- at July 02, 2020 11:46 PM (eTZoJ)

573 A Harley leaking oil?! Say it ain't so...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 02, 2020 11:42 PM (L47aO)


They haven't actually "leaked" since they stopped making the shovel head.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 02, 2020 11:46 PM (9Om/r)

574 Nice tembel!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia

I am not knowing such word.

Posted by: Miklos at the Bangalore Call Centre at July 02, 2020 11:48 PM (QzkSJ)

575 "Hardtail" means no whammy bar.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4

I thought hardtail meant a girl who required top shelf liquor.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, Black Powder Matters at July 02, 2020 11:48 PM (SfYbS)

576 They haven't actually "leaked" since they stopped making the shovel head.


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 02, 2020 11:46 PM (9Om/r)


Yeah, by "leak" I mean there's a little oil residue around the base gaskets after she's run for a bit.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 02, 2020 11:48 PM (CcOog)

577 I'm tryng to buy stuff mainly for car camping. But I'd like to train the dogs for tentng camping. I could set one up in the back yard for that.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 02, 2020 11:48 PM (YynYJ)

578 you'd actually post that fake antifa bullshit - I mean yeah... it'd be nice... but... that's embarrassing.

Posted by: TeleSkier at July 02, 2020 11:48 PM (cNliI)

579 471 The Caribbean has a very dark side and you are very much on your own.

Come to me

Posted by: Bermuda Triangle at July 02, 2020 11:48 PM (CLteG)

580 Send me the details n' pictures. Isn't that the one for the lake with the 10hp limit? But, what's the hull's placarded limit on the data plate?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 02, 2020 11:33 PM (QzJWU)

You just want to know if it can handle the Merc 6 cylinder tower O' power.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 02, 2020 11:49 PM (z79tQ)

581 I fear for the young men in this country who struggle to find a based MAGA girl of marriage material. I lost that battle for sure.
Posted by: Two Weeks From

Nema problema

Posted by: East European Mail Order Brides by Miklos at July 02, 2020 11:49 PM (QzkSJ)

582 That makes me sick. Why bother to take a stand if you are just going to bow down and submit to the left anyway?
Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 02, 2020 11:46 PM (TdMsT)


Sadly, I think I could see the handwriting on the wall. Those in power over her would have (and probably still will) made her life miserable.

Sort of like wearing masks!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 02, 2020 11:49 PM (eTZoJ)

583 ..*clasps chest...reels backwards...*

A Harley leaking oil?! Say it ain't so...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 02, 2020 11:42 PM (L47aO)

----------

For a good time, nothing beats a Harley.

Posted by: Blown Seals at July 02, 2020 11:43 PM (wPVhA)




Friend of mine up in League City once owned a very chopped and stretched Big Dawg Custom, with a heavily breathed on engine in the 110 inch (appx) range.

Spotless. Sanitary. Chrome and polished paint, meticulously detailed, always.

So, April 1st a few years back, I take a small medicine bottle with about 2cc of used lawnmower oil, and leave a small puddle under the engine, with some random drips leading to the driveway and the street.

This was at where he works.

He went out to "go to lunch", and in 2 min., came back into the shop. Face, white as a sheet.

He was grabbin' a flashlight and inspection mirror and going to town to find the source of that leak.

I went out to "help him look", and after maybe 30 seconds cried out "found it!". He was crouched on one side of the bike, and when he looked up to see where I might've been pointing, I handed him the bottle.

That was one of the most enjoyable cussings-out I've ever received. Every expletive only made me laugh all the more.

Sometimes, ya just gotta do what'cha gotta do.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at July 02, 2020 11:51 PM (QzJWU)

584 Sort of like wearing masks!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 02, 2020 11:49 PM (eTZoJ)


Da Gov issued a mask wear decree, but AFAIK there's no teeth behind it so there is a lot of non-compliance.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 02, 2020 11:51 PM (CcOog)

585 I fear for the young men in this country who struggle to find a based MAGA girl of marriage material. I lost that battle for sure.
Posted by: Two Weeks From

---

Send the young men to March 4 Life or such meetings. Loads of nice women many of which are looking for the right guy.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 02, 2020 11:51 PM (Rvt88)

586 They haven't actually "leaked" since they stopped making the shovel head.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 02, 2020 11:46 PM (9Om/r)


A friend of mine poured a few drop of drain oil onto and under a brand new harley many years back.

A few weeks later there was a little mound of rice under his motor.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 02, 2020 11:51 PM (z79tQ)

587 oh i see the theme - duh... all fakes.

Posted by: TeleSkier at July 02, 2020 11:52 PM (cNliI)

588 Posted by: East European Mail Order Brides by Miklos at July 02, 2020 11:49 PM

******

I tried that once but my credit card got rejected. I knew I was asking for trouble only using American Express cards.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Moving to Christina Hendricks's Twin Towns at July 02, 2020 11:52 PM (+dsLj)

589 Sort of like wearing masks!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar


These leather masks are sweaty and icky!

Posted by: Miklos' hypothetical hot Czech girlfriend at July 02, 2020 11:52 PM (QzkSJ)

590 You just want to know if it can handle the Merc 6 cylinder tower O' power.


Back to Smith Lake in Cullman, there was some dude who had some outrageous engine on what looked to be a john boat. Pretty sure the prop was the only part in the water when he gave it full throttle, which was a lot.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 02, 2020 11:53 PM (HaL55)

591 BTW, have I mentioned that Abbott is the stupidest fucking double faced assho who should be rolled off the pier?

Posted by: Two Weeks From Moving to Christina Hendricks's Twin Towns at July 02, 2020 11:54 PM (+dsLj)

592 Sort of like wearing masks!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar





These leather masks are sweaty and icky!

Posted by: Miklos' hypothetical hot Czech girlfriend at July 02, 2020 11:52 PM (QzkSJ)


You get sorta used to it.

Posted by: Leatherface at July 02, 2020 11:54 PM (q1Pj5)

593 Done and done.
Posted by: ... at July 02, 2020 11:34

You are a kind soul. Always understanding.

I'm waiting for a response from Slap, he wasn't feeling well.

As far as the blood test, I'll tell them they should have to resist the Macaroni salad and deviled eggs!

I truly think this whole cholesterol thing is a piece of crap, just like a lot of this "medical knowledge" they feed us.

Posted by: Farmer at July 02, 2020 11:54 PM (v1g3S)

594 Sometimes, ya just gotta do what'cha gotta do.





Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX







Posted by: Jim at July 02, 2020 11:51 PM (QzJWU)


And if you own a Harley you should have a pickup. Because dogs and Harleys like to ride in the back of pickups.

I had a sticker on the oil tank...still do, in fact...that said "if it has tits or wheels it will give you problems". I had it in the back of the truck at a gas station one day (taking it home on leave) and a girl told me she didn't like my sticker because it wasn't true. I told her the bike has wheels and it's in the back of the truck, the truck has wheels and it needs gas, and you...you're giving me a hard time about a sticker. She didn't think that was nearly as funny as I did. Ah, to be young again...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 02, 2020 11:54 PM (CcOog)

595 I'll see your Abbott and raise you one Cuomo!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at July 02, 2020 11:55 PM (AJ6Fc)

596 Inorite? LOL The blockheads (Evo engines) aren't as
bad as their predecessors, but yeah, they can still leak a bit. There
was a place in Cali once upon a time you could send the cylinders to,
they would chamfer the oil passages for O rings and take care of it, but
it was running so I didn't want to take it apart just for that. I
probably still don't really need to take the motor apart, it's had a
ring job and a set of head gaskets in the past 150K miles...it's been a
while though. I used to ride the shit out of that bike...


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 02, 2020 11:45 PM (CcOog)

They improved the gaskets long since then, so it isn't really a problem. The problem with the base gaskets going bad is that the head gaskets will soon follow. Warming them up is usually a good idea. People that light it up and hit the road are putting pressure on the gaskets before the top end expands and puts the crush on the gaskets. The head bolt torque only comes out to around 36-37 pounds on an evo, because the rest of the crush comes from expansion. We had a wise ass pick up a bike we just got done building power into, and he started it up and immediately did a 120 foot fucking burnout with it (yes we measured), and he blew the head gasket right out of it at the end because he didn't have the crush yet. 10.75:1 compression didn't help. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 02, 2020 11:55 PM (9Om/r)

597 Speaking of Cuomo, I've not seen Whitler in the news lately...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at July 02, 2020 11:55 PM (AJ6Fc)

598 Pretty sure the prop was the only part in the water when he gave it full throttle, which was a lot.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 02, 2020 11:53 PM (HaL55)

Like Wally Gator in the swamp.

fast. cheap. safe.
pick any two.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 02, 2020 11:56 PM (z79tQ)

599 BTW, have I mentioned that Abbott is the stupidest fucking double faced assho who should be rolled off the pier?
Posted by: Two Weeks From Moving to Christina Hendricks's Twin Towns at July 02, 2020 11:54 PM (+dsLj)


Those that expect competence in a politician are usually (and eventually always) bitterly disappointed!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 02, 2020 11:56 PM (eTZoJ)

600 I'll see your Abbott and raise you one Cuomo!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto


Hey Abbott!

Posted by: Gov. Cuomostello at July 02, 2020 11:56 PM (QzkSJ)

601 Our miserable excuse for a mayor just put out a mask order today.

Okay, I thought, I'll just shop in the neighboring suburbs.

They're all doing it, too.

I'm beyond disgusted.

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 02, 2020 11:56 PM (TdMsT)

602 We had a wise ass pick up a bike we just got done
building power into, and he started it up and immediately did a 120 foot
fucking burnout with it (yes we measured), and he blew the head gasket
right out of it at the end because he didn't have the crush yet. 10.75:1
compression didn't help. lol


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 02, 2020 11:55 PM (9Om/r)


Good thing he was near the repair shop.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 02, 2020 11:57 PM (CcOog)

603 Speaking of Cuomo, I've not seen Whitler in the news lately...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto

Ach du Liebe!

Posted by: Ernst Rohm III (D-NSDAP) at July 02, 2020 11:58 PM (QzkSJ)

604 Our side's version of pantifa:

https://tinyurl.com/yb8xjzmz

I'm at least three of those...

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 02, 2020 11:58 PM (L2ZTs)

605 I truly think this whole cholesterol thing is a piece of crap, just like a lot of this "medical knowledge" they feed us.
Posted by: Farmer at July 02, 2020 11:54 PM (v1g3S)


I'd hate to have to report you to Dr Fauci!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 02, 2020 11:58 PM (eTZoJ)

606 Sometimes, ya just gotta do what'cha gotta do.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX



That was a mean.

I like it.

That's the problem with soibois these days. They've never been around other guys who'd bust their balls just for the giggles. It's all in good clean fun and nobody means anything by it. When work is over, everybody has a beer together and has a good laugh. I miss that about working in machine shops.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 02, 2020 11:59 PM (HaL55)

607 I'll see your Abbott and raise you one Cuomo!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto

Inslee is Cuomo's gimp.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, Black Powder Matters at July 02, 2020 11:59 PM (SfYbS)

608 Over 600 comments before 0400Z... Not too shabby for a Thursday!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at July 03, 2020 12:00 AM (AJ6Fc)

609 I'm at least three of those...
Posted by: qdpsteve


All but two are quite Moronically acceptable.

Posted by: Miklos, ONT Media Influencer at July 03, 2020 12:00 AM (QzkSJ)

610 Oh well. Fuckit. See y'all tomorrow.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 03, 2020 12:00 AM (NWiLs)

611 If NY's Republican's had any balls their next campaign hashtag would be #NoCuomo.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, Black Powder Matters at July 03, 2020 12:00 AM (SfYbS)

612 Okay, I thought, I'll just shop in the neighboring suburbs. They're all doing it, too. I'm beyond disgusted.

*******

I just noticed the COVID model, still run by that assball leftist in Brit if I remember right, now projects how many lives are saved when masks are worn and how many die if white supremacists get their way and refuse to wear masks.

This may be why the panic, but these are complete projections that have no scientific foundation. It just provides the left pretty charts to point you to show LOOK HOW MANY LIVES ARE SAVED WHEN EVERYONE WEARS MASKS YOU HATERPIG!

Posted by: Two Weeks From Moving to Christina Hendricks's Twin Towns at July 03, 2020 12:01 AM (+dsLj)

613 ..Pretty sure the prop was the only part in the water when he gave it full throttle, which was a lot.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 02, 2020 11:53 PM (HaL55)

Like Wally Gator in the swamp.

fast. cheap. safe.
pick any two.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 02, 2020 11:56 PM (z79tQ)



Back in the early '80s, I had a 12 ft. fiberglass boat, intended primarily to row, but had a transom mount for .. let's say a 2.5 hp Elgin motor or such.

No chine to the hull, it was round at the turn from freeboard to bottom.

So, with a 20 hp Johnson 2 cyl. on it, it'd levitate across the lake, the bottom flexing wildly, and the boat would heel to starboard like a sailboat, due to the massive torque from the Mighty Twenty.

Unsafe-est boat I've yet owned. But caught a lot of fish with it!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 03, 2020 12:01 AM (QzJWU)

614 I'd hate to have to report you to Dr Fauci!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar


*taps sandaled foot*

Posted by: Dr. Birxenstock at July 03, 2020 12:01 AM (QzkSJ)

615 So where would ace put his best liquor?
Posted by: Fat Albert at July 02, 2020 10:56 PM (jYrdS)

Top shelf.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 03, 2020 12:01 AM (LxTcq)

616 As far as the blood test, I'll tell them they should have to resist the Macaroni salad and deviled eggs!



I truly think this whole cholesterol thing is a piece of crap, just like a lot of this "medical knowledge" they feed us.

Posted by: Farmer at July 02, 2020 11:54 PM (v1g3S)
Yes please let us know about Slap.

I'm pretty much with you on the cholesterol thing. I would resist Statins for as long as possible if they try to give you them, and try to get under their stupid threshold dietarily.

One thing you can do is try to up your HDL (good cholesterol) with olive oil - maybe two tablespoons - every day. You can dip bread in it or pour it over some kind of cold salad or even hummus. Doesn't have to be a lettuce salad (blech). Maybe just some roasted red peppers and soft goat cheese. And also a nice handful of nuts. Every day.

I think I'm just lucky because my diet has never been what one would call fantastic - but I always have really good HDL.

Your percentage of HDL factors as much into their calculation as the "total" cholesterol.

Posted by: ... at July 03, 2020 12:02 AM (xP7BH)

617 Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 02, 2020 11:56 PM (TdMsT)

I'm holding my Vendetta mask in reserve for the burning times!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 03, 2020 12:02 AM (eTZoJ)

618 'Night Insom.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 03, 2020 12:03 AM (HaL55)

619 Oh well. Fuckit. See y'all tomorrow.
Posted by: Insomniac


Fiddle dee dee

You forgot the fiddle dee dee part

Posted by: Miklos "Scarlett" O'Hara at July 03, 2020 12:03 AM (QzkSJ)

620 The mask thing wouldn't be so bad if they opened everything back up...the problem is most stuff is still closed or very limited even with mask wearing.

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue at July 03, 2020 12:03 AM (UUBmN)

621
They haven't actually "leaked" since they stopped making the shovel head.
Posted by: Berserker
-------

Well, I can tell BMW jokes too.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 03, 2020 12:03 AM (bk3Sg)

622 heh...he said bottom...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 03, 2020 12:03 AM (CcOog)

623 >>> 147 We're the least racist most diverse nation on Earth but they will NEVER give it a rest.


GIVE IT A FUCKING REST!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 02, 2020 10:28 PM

But that's why it works so well. If you are already at your theoretical limits on something you can't improve. And the best issue for a leftist is one that has no solution because the problem doesn't even exist. It leads to "we must do something"'-ism among the weak minded. And the "something" is always tyranny.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 03, 2020 12:04 AM (l6b3d)

624 So where would ace put his best liquor?
Posted by: Fat Albert

In front of the hobo.

It's a trick, though.

Posted by: Miklos, saying no more at July 03, 2020 12:04 AM (QzkSJ)

625 You just want to know if it can handle the Merc 6 cylinder tower O' power.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 02, 2020 11:49 PM (z79tQ)

LOL, it has a 400 pound limit, I suppose you could put that on it and tell your 3 year old nephew and 5 year old niece, have fun and be careful!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at July 03, 2020 12:05 AM (Rz2Nc)

626
This may be why the panic, but these are complete projections that have no scientific foundation. It just provides the left pretty charts to point you to show LOOK HOW MANY LIVES ARE SAVED WHEN EVERYONE WEARS MASKS YOU HATERPIG!
Posted by: Two Weeks From Moving to Christina Hendricks's Twin Towns at July 03, 2020 12:01 AM (+dsLj)


Exactly.

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 03, 2020 12:05 AM (TdMsT)

627 Posted by: Two Weeks From Moving to Christina Hendricks's Twin Towns at July 03, 2020 12:01 AM (+dsLj)

If you really think about the numbers aspect of any COVID data and the modeling attempts that have been presented to us, there is no way you cannot conclude we're being played by the Establishment.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 03, 2020 12:06 AM (eTZoJ)

628 @552. Okay, seems like she would be under a lot of pressure. Thanks for looking it up. Wonder how many more young people will have to face peer pressure in a situation like that. Still they are young so maybe there will be hope for them as they get older. I know it took some time for me to not give a damn what other people think of my opinion.

Posted by: Case at July 03, 2020 12:06 AM (JKDz7)

629
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 03, 2020 12:01 AM (QzJWU)

Young and dumb and a little lucky is how you get to be old and wise, amirite?
But those stupid things are also often the fun things. Go figure

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 03, 2020 12:06 AM (z79tQ)

630 Good thing he was near the repair shop.


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 02, 2020 11:57 PM (CcOog)

Didn't matter, he was a hammerhead. It was an FXRS, and they are fast to start with. We fixed it, he broke it in like a human, and then a few more epic burnouts and he knocked the flywheels out of true to where they were dragging in the case. I ended up building him a new bottom with S and S flywheels and cases, because that dude needed flywheels with 450 pounds of torque on the crank pin nuts. The 175-200 pound factory torque shit wasn't cutting it. We started calling him captain throttle.lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 03, 2020 12:07 AM (9Om/r)

631 Well, I can tell BMW jokes too.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

You sell BMWs?

Posted by: Miklos, fahrfignugener at July 03, 2020 12:08 AM (QzkSJ)

632 .the problem is most stuff is still closed or very limited even with mask wearing.

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue at July 03, 2020 12:03 AM (UUBmN)


The problem is no one really knows wtf is going on, the "experts" change their story like soldiers on patrol are supposed to change socks and depending on who you listen to you can get stories that are diametrically opposed, and about the only thing that anyone can tell you is OMG! The infection rate is climbing!!! but the death toll is dropping, and it's turning out that you have a better chance of getting killed by medical malpractice than by the lung crud, and then the "experts" are wailing that no one listens to them. Yeah, that's cause the fn WEATHERMAN is right more often than you f'n tards lately.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 03, 2020 12:08 AM (CcOog)

633 LOL, it has a 400 pound limit, I suppose you could put that on it and tell your 3 year old nephew and 5 year old niece, have fun and be careful!
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at July 03, 2020 12:05 AM (Rz2Nc)


Well in that case a 40lb thrust trolling motor is just the ticket

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 03, 2020 12:08 AM (z79tQ)

634 If you really think about the numbers aspect of any COVID data and the modeling attempts that have been presented to us, there is no way you cannot conclude we're being played by the Establishment.

*******************

The cases have spiked but the death rate is going down, so the actual mortality rate is plunging like a brick.

If the actual mortality rate starts to get close to the normal flu every government office should be stormed and the politicians swinging from lamp posts.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Moving to Christina Hendricks's Twin Towns at July 03, 2020 12:08 AM (+dsLj)

635 let's say a 2.5 hp Elgin motor or such.

-------

You're not really 29, are you Jim?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 03, 2020 12:09 AM (L47aO)

636 Well, I can tell BMW jokes too.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Like what is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 03, 2020 12:09 AM (z79tQ)

637 I ran the shit out of a Sportster for almost 20 years... Never had any real problems with it...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at July 03, 2020 12:09 AM (AJ6Fc)

638 There's a question at another site I'mr reading, about what really happens when the police arrest you and you say you want an attorney (or to call your attorney).

I've always heard that real cops say "you've been watching too much TV" and either stick you in a cell for at least 12 hours before letting you anywhere near a phone, or just ignore it and keep harassing you.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 03, 2020 12:09 AM (L2ZTs)

639 I've got to try to get some sleep. I've got to get up early tomorrow and I haven't slept for three weeks.

Be good, Horde, and if you can't be good, be careful.

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 03, 2020 12:09 AM (TdMsT)

640 A Boxer has but one prick on it?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at July 03, 2020 12:10 AM (AJ6Fc)

641 If the actual mortality rate starts to get close to the normal flu every government office should be stormed and the politicians swinging from lamp posts.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Moving


90%

Will need a cleanup and burial detail.

Posted by: Miklos, Practical Man at July 03, 2020 12:10 AM (QzkSJ)

642 If you really think about the numbers aspect of any COVID data and the modeling attempts that have been presented to us, there is no way you cannot conclude we're being played by the Establishment.


^^^^THIS!^^^^


We're almost months into what was originally only supposed to be a couple of weeks. We've done everything that was axed of us and destroyed the economy in the process.

And now we're being told that's not enough and we have to wear masks all the time everywhere we go?

LOLGF.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 03, 2020 12:10 AM (HaL55)

643 We started calling him captain throttle.lol


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 03, 2020 12:07 AM (9Om/r)


Sounds like he needed a V-rod.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 03, 2020 12:11 AM (CcOog)

644 Well, I can tell BMW jokes too.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 03, 2020 12:03 AM (bk3Sg)


When the battery replacement starts with "remove side fairing and air intake, lift and prop fuel tank"...

Posted by: hogmartin at July 03, 2020 12:12 AM (t+qrx)

645 "remove side fairing and air intake, lift and prop fuel tank"...
Posted by: hogmartin


*glares*

Posted by: Gov. Stacey Abrams at July 03, 2020 12:13 AM (QzkSJ)

646
I'll see your Abbott and raise you one Cuomo!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto


A Floridian who called into the Limbaugh show today said he had friends from New York who wished Cuomo would run for president. They thought his Corona response was excellent.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 03, 2020 12:13 AM (aKsyK)

647 I ended up building him a new bottom with S and S flywheels and cases, because that dude needed flywheels with 450 pounds of torque on the crank pin nuts.


Damn...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 03, 2020 12:13 AM (HaL55)

648 Volkswagen is a German word for "I want to be a douchebag in a German car but I can't afford a Beemer". Air cooled VW's excepted.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 03, 2020 12:13 AM (CcOog)

649 BMW: the car for people too important to have to follow traffic, safety and parking laws.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 03, 2020 12:14 AM (L2ZTs)

650 And now we're being told that's not enough and we have to wear masks all the time everywhere we go?

************

And that it was only to ensure hospitals didn't get overwhelmed. Nice to see we went from that to let's all look like fucking idiots alternating between wearing masks with ponies on them and hiding under our beds until there's a cure and we found the secret to immortality.

God in heaven.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Moving to Christina Hendricks's Twin Towns at July 03, 2020 12:14 AM (+dsLj)

651 Two weeks, originally it was "wear a mask to flatten the curve."

Now it's "wear a mask because you've been naughty and need to be punished!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 03, 2020 12:15 AM (L2ZTs)

652 Sounds like he needed a V-rod.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 03, 2020 12:11 AM (CcOog)

V-Rod had good power for a stock H-D, but it sounds like Bezerkers build had a lot more than that.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 03, 2020 12:15 AM (z79tQ)

653 Crap. Here, somebody take this number "4" and put it in my next-to-previous comment.

Anywhere will do.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 03, 2020 12:15 AM (HaL55)

654 "Nice to see we went from that to let's all look like fucking idiots
alternating between wearing masks with ponies on them and hiding under
our beds until there's a cure and we found the secret to immortality."


Or until November, whatever comes first.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 03, 2020 12:15 AM (CcOog)

655 There's a question at another site I'mr reading, about what really happens when the police arrest you and you say you want an attorney (or to call your attorney).

I've always heard that real cops say "you've been watching too much TV" and either stick you in a cell for at least 12 hours before letting you anywhere near a phone, or just ignore it and keep harassing you.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 03, 2020 12:09 AM (L2ZTs)

No experience, but I'd wait for an attorney. Remember, they can lie to you.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at July 03, 2020 12:16 AM (Rz2Nc)

656 Shit has got so bad I don't read The Morning Report until later in the evening any more...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at July 03, 2020 12:16 AM (AJ6Fc)

657
I ran the shit out of a Sportster for almost 20 years... Never had any real problems with it...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at July 03, 2020 12:09 AM (AJ6Fc)

As long as the owners do what they are supposed to there are very few problems. The main problem is they don't service them. Changing the oil is not a service, its an oil change. people let shit go way too long. They don't adjust the primary chains, or the internal clutch adjustments, they don't check wiring connections, or lube the cables, or go around it with a frigging torque wrench every so often, etc. Then they beat the shit out of it, eventually break some stuff, fix it with gum and tissue paper, and fuck it up more in the process, etc etc. I see it all the time. The dudes who are good with them never have problems. One of my own bikes is 32 years old. I had it 29 years and it never failed. My one friend has 70K on his and it was never apart, don't leak a drop and doesn't burn any oil.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 03, 2020 12:16 AM (9Om/r)

658 Now it's "wear a mask because you've been naughty and need to be punished!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 03, 2020 12:15 AM (L2ZTs)


For some people it's "wear a mask cause you're f'n ugly". >

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 03, 2020 12:16 AM (CcOog)

659 Now it's "wear a mask because you've been naughty and need to be punished!"

Well to be honest if it was Christina Hendricks saying that I might make an exception.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Moving to Christina Hendricks's Twin Towns at July 03, 2020 12:17 AM (+dsLj)

660 dude needed flywheels with 450 pounds of torque on the crank pin nuts.
----------

Heh. Ever used a planetary drive torque wrench?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 03, 2020 12:17 AM (830x5)

661 I've heard VWs are like serial killers. They're fine and friendly and productive members of society for a couple years and then BAM they go insane, throw rods and present you with massive repair bills.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 03, 2020 12:17 AM (L2ZTs)

662 so this nfl black national anthem...anybody allowed to kneel for that one? I didn't think so

Posted by: a dude in MI at July 03, 2020 12:17 AM (SxBH1)

663 Well, time to go out and see if the dog has tracked down the cat yet. She was given instructions.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 03, 2020 12:17 AM (5Fz/K)

664 Volkswagen is a German word for "I want to be a douchebag in a German car but I can't afford a Beemer". Air cooled VW's excepted.
Posted by: GGE


Fine.

I won't come up there in the VW to transport you to mask-free South Carolina.

Mask-free where I am anyway.

This shit be Krazee.

Posted by: Miklos, dum spiro spero at July 03, 2020 12:17 AM (QzkSJ)

665 GGE, you don't have to remind me! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 03, 2020 12:18 AM (L2ZTs)

666 Why is no one talking about the fact that the leader in case fatality rate for COVID is none other than the wonderful NHS-based UK (14.0%)? And it's not close? Canada (7.7%) is also significantly higher than the US (4.8%).

Posted by: ... at July 03, 2020 12:18 AM (xP7BH)

667 ..Well in that case a 40lb thrust trolling motor is just the ticket

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 03, 2020 12:08 AM (z79tQ)




I'm imagining a Tesla Trolling Motor on that boat.

I'd take it to a major Bass Fishing Tournament. Just to troll the contestants.

*watches 16 ft. Lund aluminum vee-hull leaving a rooster tail silently in it's wake*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 03, 2020 12:18 AM (QzJWU)

668 Geez I never hit that thing by accident.

Posted by: ... at July 03, 2020 12:18 AM (xP7BH)

669 Fine.



I won't come up there in the VW to transport you to mask-free South Carolina.



Mask-free where I am anyway.



This shit be Krazee.

Posted by: Miklos, dum spiro spero at July 03, 2020 12:17 AM (QzkSJ)


That's OK, I have a Subaru. Joke away.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 03, 2020 12:19 AM (CcOog)

670 We're almost months into what was originally only supposed to be a couple of weeks. We've done everything that was axed of us and destroyed the economy in the process.

And now we're being told that's not enough and we have to wear masks all the time everywhere we go?

LOLGF.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 03, 2020 12:10 AM (HaL55)

Not certain who this "we" are being told to wear a mask is, the "we" where I am aren't.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at July 03, 2020 12:19 AM (Rz2Nc)

671 I am way too drunk

Love you all

Yes I disappoint everyone

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 03, 2020 12:19 AM (l9m7l)

672 That's OK, I have a Subaru. Joke away.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 03, 2020 12:19 AM (CcOog)

We have 2

Posted by: a dude in MI at July 03, 2020 12:19 AM (SxBH1)

673 V-Rod had good power for a stock H-D, but it sounds like Bezerkers build had a lot more than that.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 03, 2020 12:15 AM (z79tQ)

The one I was talking about had 90 HP when we got done, and it was only an 80 inch (1340cc) evo.
I don't talk about the V rod. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 03, 2020 12:20 AM (9Om/r)

674 Now it's "wear a mask because you've been naughty and need to be punished!"
Posted by: qdpsteve

We used to charge good money for that.

Posted by: Miklos' bankrupt Dominatrix Den at July 03, 2020 12:20 AM (QzkSJ)

675 Texas is imposing a $250 fine for a second offense and each one after that for not wearing a mask.
I hate it. I didn't wear one unless I had to to buy groceries, etc. I rarely leave the house because of the mask thing, not because I'm afraid of the virus. Now its mandatory state wide. It's BS. I still do not know a single person who has tested positive, not one. All I was saying was it would have been more bearable if they allowed everything to open with the mask ordinance in place. But half the state is still shut down including state parks. It BS. I wish someone smarter than me would start some lawfare over this...

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue at July 03, 2020 12:21 AM (UUBmN)

676 Yes I disappoint everyone
Posted by: BeckoningChasm

You have competition!

Posted by: Miklosian Certainties PLC at July 03, 2020 12:21 AM (QzkSJ)

677 ''be that gal"

Standing up for what's right in a community just goin' along because everyone else is?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 03, 2020 12:21 AM (ykYG2)

678 Speaking of SC, my father in law has a time share in Myrtle (yeah I know, but if he didn't have it he would never take a vacation but since he has to pay for it either way he goes ahead and takes the time off of work this way) and the annual Hades Run to the Beach is scheduled for the end of July. Right now everybody is wondering what will be open then and if it will be worth the time to go down there. He says dammit, he's paying for it so he's going. All he does is walk the beach twice a day and collect sharks teeth so he'll be happy.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 03, 2020 12:22 AM (CcOog)

679 Yes I disappoint everyone


Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 03, 2020 12:19 AM (l9m7l)

That's a lie you tell yourself but there's no way for me to convince you of that. You are NOT a disappointment.

Posted by: ... at July 03, 2020 12:23 AM (xP7BH)

680 *watches 16 ft. Lund aluminum vee-hull leaving a rooster tail silently in it's wake*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 03, 2020 12:18 AM (QzJWU)

Ha! That sounds like something Musk would do too.
Only he'd offer it at a really hig... wait...
*checks prices of Bass boats*
...competitive price.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 03, 2020 12:23 AM (z79tQ)

681 Love you all

Yes I disappoint everyone
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 03, 2020 12:19 AM (l9m7l)


----------

Don't be silly. Our expectations are really low.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 03, 2020 12:23 AM (wPVhA)

682 Heh. Ever used a planetary drive torque wrench?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 03, 2020 12:17 AM (830x5)

No, I got this epic huge 3/4 drive snap-on one that goes up to 600 pounds. Its a beast. The last time I used it I snapped one of the hardened dowel pins off the flywheel building fixture. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 03, 2020 12:23 AM (9Om/r)

683 All he does is walk the beach twice a day and collect sharks teeth so he'll be happy.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 03, 2020 12:22 AM (CcOog)

How do the sharks feel about this?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 03, 2020 12:24 AM (5Fz/K)

684 Real disappointments don't give a fuck who they disappoint or how. They never feel any shame.

Posted by: ... at July 03, 2020 12:24 AM (xP7BH)

685 Binge-watching a show can be weird sometimes. I just recently watched all of Psych. Fun show; highly recommended!

Anyway... police chief Karen Vick gave birth to a daughter in the second season. The show ran for eight seasons, and you never saw that baby again.

They then made a movie; it came out three years after that eighth season.

In that movie, Vick's daughter is in some trouble. The kid looks about ten or twelve years old. At first I was thinking Vick must've had another kid; the baby you saw born on the show must've been her second kid, right?

No! The movie came out eleven years after the first season of the show. This teenybopper is that baby! I'd watched the whole series in about two months, so it took me some time to wrap my head around that. I saw this baby being born, and then two months later she's, like, ten.

I guess that's how it must feel to be a parent.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 03, 2020 12:24 AM (H3MF8)

686 There's a question at another site I'mr reading, about what really happens when the police arrest you and you say you want an attorney (or to call your attorney).

*************

I've worked for the police. The best thing to do if the cops are on your ass is ask for a lawyer and then shut the fuck up. From then on if you have to say anything it's "lawyer".

Lawyer
Lawyer
Lawyer
Lawyer

Generally the questioning will stop because they are legally bound to stop, and you sit on your ass till the lawyer arrives.

Now the FBI, that's a problem because they don't give a blind fuck about your right to a lawyer. In fact at that level running for your life might actually be a better move, getting the lawyer, and then surrendering, this way there's at least no point where your lawyer isn't present.

It's funny, back then, and this was YEARS ago, the cops I knew hated the feds with nuclear heat, and while I sorta got it, I only REALLY understood watching the shit they pulled with Flynn.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Moving to Christina Hendricks's Twin Towns at July 03, 2020 12:24 AM (+dsLj)

687 Heh. Ever used a planetary drive torque wrench?



Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 03, 2020 12:17 AM (830x5)



No. But all of a sudden I want one.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 03, 2020 12:24 AM (CcOog)

688 I did a bunch of quite unusual things with my ol' Sportster, like customising it to look like a café racer, for example; but I, myself, didn't tinker with the moving parts at all... I owned it for several years before I'd even change the oil and filter myself, having taken it to the dealer to get that done...


Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at July 03, 2020 12:25 AM (AJ6Fc)

689 Not certain who this "we" are being told to wear a mask is, the "we" where I am aren't.

Consider yourself lucky. My county (the most densely populated county in the FLaccid State) just decreed that. Been reading where a lot of other places are having that forced on them, too. We've had a grand total of 33 deaths with a population of 471K. Around 3300 cases.

I'm claiming a medical exemption. Section 5-B of the Royal Decree. No explanation necessary nor will one be given by me. Don't let me in? OK, I'll call the cops on your ass.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 03, 2020 12:25 AM (HaL55)

690 All he does is walk the beach twice a day and collect sharks teeth so he'll be happy.
Posted by: GGE

As of today, the SC moron (not in the Good Way) guvna is not closing or enforcing.

I have put off until September myself, but for fambly reasons.

Posted by: Miklos, with Shag Tags on the car at July 03, 2020 12:25 AM (QzkSJ)

691 I'd hate to have to report you to Dr Fauci!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 02, 2020 11:58

Well as long as you mentioned him...that pissant has been around since the start of AIDS. He sure did a swell job on that.

Why is that bureaucratic insect still infecting our govt?

Is it true he's gonna make big bucks off of Resimavir?

Posted by: Farmer at July 03, 2020 12:25 AM (v1g3S)

692 Ever used a planetary drive torque wrench?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 03, 2020 12:17 AM (830x5)

In a manner of speaking.....

Posted by: ... at July 03, 2020 12:25 AM (xP7BH)

693 How do the sharks feel about this?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 03, 2020 12:24 AM (5Fz/K)



He rarely asks their opinion.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 03, 2020 12:26 AM (CcOog)

694 That's OK, I have a Subaru. Joke away.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 03, 2020 12:19 AM (CcOog)



We have 2

Posted by: a dude in MI at July 03, 2020 12:19 AM (SxBH1)

My father has a Forester. He loves it, because he is tall and he don't hit his head when he gets in it. He is 82, so my brother and I already fought over who "isn't" taking it when the time comes. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 03, 2020 12:27 AM (9Om/r)

695 How do the sharks feel about this?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


They pay.

For implants.

With frickin' lasers.

Posted by: Miklos, who has a lot of shark's teeth at July 03, 2020 12:28 AM (QzkSJ)

696 He rarely asks their opinion.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 03, 2020 12:26 AM (CcOog)

Pliers and a ball bat, eh?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 03, 2020 12:28 AM (5Fz/K)

697 I think I finally fixed the mail delivery problem at moronhorde.com. Not that anyone uses it anymore.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - fighting with a dying hard drive at July 03, 2020 12:28 AM (SchxB)

698 And the kitty is safe at home. Screen door was standing open, but she never went out.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 03, 2020 12:29 AM (5Fz/K)

699 697 I think I finally fixed the mail delivery problem at moronhorde.com. Not that anyone uses it anymore.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - fighting with a dying hard drive at July 03, 2020 12:28 AM (SchxB)

--------

I probably shouldn't ask this, but what did you find clogging the vacuum tube?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 03, 2020 12:30 AM (wPVhA)

700 And the kitty is safe at home. Screen door was standing open, but she never went out.

Pretty smart little hairball.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - fighting with a dying hard drive at July 03, 2020 12:30 AM (SchxB)

701 And the kitty is safe at home. Screen door was standing open, but she never went out.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


https://preview.tinyurl.com/ydbmd2le

Posted by: Miklos, a Leo who prefers dogs at July 03, 2020 12:32 AM (QzkSJ)

702 Pretty smart little hairball.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - fighting with a dying hard drive at July 03, 2020 12:30 AM (SchxB)

She is. But in this case, she was in the basement, and may simply have not noticed it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 03, 2020 12:33 AM (5Fz/K)

703 Not that anyone uses it anymore.
Posted by: Blanco Basura


I would

If allowed

Posted by: @miklos at July 03, 2020 12:33 AM (QzkSJ)

704 No. But all of a sudden I want one.
Posted by: GGE
-----------

Here you go, good for 2200 ft-lbs.


https://preview.tinyurl.com/y98cmtzu

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 03, 2020 12:34 AM (GBHAb)

705 I probably shouldn't ask this, but what did you find clogging the vacuum tube?

1. Logging error introduced by package update. Had to reconfigure logging daemon to even see error messages I needed.

2. Database change needed to add a table (or was it column?) that deals with user quotas, which I'm not using since nobody's there right now. Somehow the missing quota info presented as not able to find the user. Great error message, guys, thanks.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - fighting with a dying hard drive at July 03, 2020 12:35 AM (SchxB)

706 Consider yourself lucky. My county (the most densely populated county in the FLaccid State) just decreed that. Been reading where a lot of other places are having that forced on them, too. We've had a grand total of 33 deaths with a population of 471K. Around 3300 cases.

I'm claiming a medical exemption. Section 5-B of the Royal Decree. No explanation necessary nor will one be given by me. Don't let me in? OK, I'll call the cops on your ass.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 03, 2020 12:25 AM (HaL55)

Sorry you're going through that. Fight it the best you can. I'm just in a small Ohio county that isn't participating in all the madness. Out at the lake place we're having the most get togethers and bonfires than ever before.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at July 03, 2020 12:36 AM (Rz2Nc)

707 Congratulations to all of you who are more than 10 miles away from places where masks are required. You should feel proud of yourselves.

Posted by: Hands at July 03, 2020 12:38 AM (786Ro)

708 You're so brave

Posted by: Hands at July 03, 2020 12:38 AM (786Ro)

709 Congratulations to all of you who are more than 10 miles away from places where masks are required. You should feel proud of yourselves.
Posted by: Hands

Privilege.

Obvious barefaced Privilege.

Posted by: Last of the Full Grown Miklosii at July 03, 2020 12:40 AM (QzkSJ)

710 You're so brave
Posted by: Hands at July 03, 2020 12:38 AM (786Ro)

More smart than brave. Got out of the city in '98.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 03, 2020 12:43 AM (5Fz/K)

711 Here you go, good for 2200 ft-lbs.





https://preview.tinyurl.com/y98cmtzu

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 03, 2020 12:34 AM (GBHAb)



*looks at price*

All of a sudden I don't want one any more.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 03, 2020 12:44 AM (CcOog)

712 I have just had to somewhat "recoil" from a mis-fire of an illegal firework that exploded 100 feet over my back yard from next block over......the car alarms still going off....I really pity all the dogs & Kitties in my hood.

Well hey?? So how was your day in the jungle?

Posted by: The Nightwatch in Quarantine at July 03, 2020 12:45 AM (u1WYs)

713 miklos, all I need is an address to send your initial password to. Would be kind of (OK, incredibly) stupid to drop it on you in a public forum.

Don't care if it's a throw away email, phone number to text it to, whatever. You can send it to give_miklos_access@moronhorde.com, I'll figure it out from there.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - fighting with a dying hard drive at July 03, 2020 12:45 AM (SchxB)

714 I'm having delusions of productivity tomorrow, so I guess I should pack it in

Night all!

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 03, 2020 12:45 AM (z79tQ)

715 *looks at price*

All of a sudden I don't want one any more.


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 03, 2020 12:44 AM (CcOog)

Right? Its why I don't have one. I'm working on harleys, not the frigging space shuttle. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 03, 2020 12:46 AM (9Om/r)

716 Your percentage of HDL factors as much into their calculation as the "total" cholesterol.
Posted by: ... at July 03, 2020 12:02

I think we are on the same page. My GP for yrs was a cardiologist. He said the most important thing was the ratio of good to bad. It should be under 4 IIRC.

Mine has always been bit high on the bad side, but they continually move the goalposts. But my ratio is good, like 3.75, under 4. I take flaxseed oil and Krill oil to get the good side up.

You really have to quiz your doc on this.

Posted by: Farmer at July 03, 2020 12:46 AM (v1g3S)

717 Here you go, good for 2200 ft-lbs.


https://preview.tinyurl.com/y98cmtzu
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 03, 2020 12:34 AM (GBHAb)

So how much force do you have to put on the handle of that torque multiplier get 2200 ft-lb out of it?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 03, 2020 12:46 AM (5Fz/K)

718 Congratulations to all of you who are more than 10 miles away from places where masks are required. You should feel proud of yourselves.

Its not that. Well - it is for some. The same some that love to gloat about their particular State or County stance a hundred and fifty years ago.

The same types that love to shout "we won" after the game they just watched.

For others - like me - it is kind of a payoff after staying out of urban areas for decades. Because we made a decision to drive extra, buy more gas, and generally be "one of those people" because we just were not comfortable with what we sqw going on in town.

Except - now - we are also well and truly pissed. Because Govs of both the red and blue variety are insisting we play along with the very stupid we chose to avoid.

Posted by: Political Mad Libs at July 03, 2020 12:47 AM (d6PIl)

719 Buy AMMO....every week

Buy AMMO tomorrow

Posted by: The Nightwatch in Quarantine at July 03, 2020 12:47 AM (u1WYs)

720 Here you go, good for 2200 ft-lbs.



1in drive. 20lbs. $1800

*insert Tim Taylor grunt here*

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 03, 2020 12:50 AM (HaL55)

721 So to whine a bit...... I have been very blessed to work throughout this mess but goodness the toll on my psyche with everything else is taking its toll. I'm exhausted! Thank you horde for being supportive and here

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 03, 2020 12:52 AM (/UQ/R)

722 1in drive. 20lbs. $1800

*insert Tim Taylor grunt here*
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 03, 2020 12:50 AM (HaL55)

Pop! ssssss! (fires up the blue-tip wrench)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 03, 2020 12:53 AM (5Fz/K)

723 So how much force do you have to put on the handle of that torque multiplier get 2200 ft-lb out of it?

That's what the secondary torque wrench is for.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 03, 2020 12:53 AM (HaL55)

724 Except - now - we are also well and truly pissed. Because Govs of both the red and blue variety are insisting we play along with the very stupid we chose to avoid.
Posted by: Political Mad Libs at July 03, 2020 12:47 AM (d6PIl)


Once you begin to comply with the small things because they are seemingly so trivial, you will more readily comply with the big things!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 03, 2020 12:53 AM (eTZoJ)

725 I will BBQ on the 4th as is tradition...

The Stars & Stripes will fly from my fence line pole along with the USMC Banner, though this year, the REMME with assault loads will be leaning up on the fence...just in case any Lib/Antifa/Marxists think they will have a play...(try me)

very appropriate

Posted by: The Nightwatch in Quarantine at July 03, 2020 12:55 AM (u1WYs)

726 *looks at price*

All of a sudden I don't want one any more.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 03, 2020 12:44 AM (CcOog)


I'm struggling to think of anything that I would torque with it that costs more than the wrench. Whatever it is, it would be cheaper to just get a new one of those.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 03, 2020 12:55 AM (t+qrx)

727

FedEx the shipping company has a request of Washington's football team: change your name.

"We have communicated to the team in Washington our request that they change the team name," a FedEx spokesperson said.

Currently, the Washington football team plays at FedEx Field in Landover, Maryland. Originally called Jack Kent Cooke Stadium, the stadium's naming rights were sold to FedEx in November 1999

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 03, 2020 12:56 AM (aKsyK)

728 Posted by: The Nightwatch in Quarantine at July 03, 2020 12:45 AM (u1WYs)

Well, being 29 and a dog owner (although my current dogs aren't fazed), I get how some people don't like illegal fireworks. On the other hand, being a male, and having done my share of making things go BOOM as a youth, I try to just ignore 'em. Just don't burn down my house.

Posted by: Average Guy at July 03, 2020 12:57 AM (b2diN)

729 Once you begin to comply with the small things because they are seemingly so trivial, you will more readily comply with the big things!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 03, 2020 12:53 AM (eTZoJ)


Hence, why we "argumentative" folks make a mountain out of a mole hill sometimes.

And mentioning the yellow star is not an automatic argument loser. But I make a mental note of those that think it is.

Posted by: Political Mad Libs at July 03, 2020 12:58 AM (d6PIl)

730
hi ebrybubby

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 03, 2020 12:59 AM (SFAhl)

731
So how much force do you have to put on the handle of that torque multiplier get 2200 ft-lb out of it?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
-------

well, 13:1. looks like maybe a 2' handle...so ~85 lbs.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 03, 2020 01:00 AM (cGzEU)

732
FedEx the shipping company has a request of Washington's football team: change your name.

"We have communicated to the team in Washington our request that they change the team name," a FedEx spokesperson said.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

======

Didn't we go through this already? And the Native Original Indigenous Americans themselves said they were fine with the name?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 03, 2020 01:00 AM (SFAhl)

733 FedEx the shipping company has a request of Washington's football team: change your name.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 03, 2020 12:56 AM (aKsyK)


I have a request of FedEx: the next time someone sends me a $20 item via FedEx with no signature requirement, leave it at my fucking house so I don't have to take an hour off work the next day to bring the stupid door tag to your distribution center, you schmucks.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 03, 2020 01:01 AM (t+qrx)

734 Central Pacific Speakeasy Association Top Shelf Poll :


Bourbon: 50%
Scotch: 50%
Vodka: 50%



Why are they all 50 points ahead?

Posted by: Hillary ! at July 03, 2020 01:01 AM (786Ro)

735 724 Except - now - we are also well and truly pissed. Because Govs of both the red and blue variety are insisting we play along with the very stupid we chose to avoid.
Posted by: Political Mad Libs at July 03, 2020 12:47 AM (d6PIl)

Once you begin to comply with the small things because they are seemingly so trivial, you will more readily comply with the big things!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 03, 2020 12:53 AM (eTZoJ)

bingo. The Precedent is being set that we have no rights.

that in an emergency, our rights are invalid.

Thus, ANY emergency they can decide on what our right are.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 03, 2020 01:02 AM (NgKpN)

736
I'm struggling to think of anything that I would torque with it that costs more than the wrench. Whatever it is, it would be cheaper to just get a new one of those.
Posted by: hogmartin
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Chinook rotor nut.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 03, 2020 01:02 AM (cGzEU)

737 "We have communicated to the team in Washington our request that they change the team name," a FedEx spokesperson said.

Currently, the Washington football team plays at FedEx Field in Landover, Maryland. Originally called Jack Kent Cooke Stadium, the stadium's naming rights were sold to FedEx in November 1999

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 03, 2020 12:56 AM (aKsyK)

The could call themselves the Washington Brown Vans.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 03, 2020 01:02 AM (5Fz/K)

738 The city came out today with the ban. Fire danger. Cancelled the local fireworks show. My kids will both be gone on the fourth. House will be quiet.

Posted by: USNtakim at July 03, 2020 01:02 AM (0OmEj)

739 Didn't we go through this already? And the Native Original Indigenous Americans themselves said they were fine with the name?

FedEx is feeling butthurt on their behalf. The actual people FedEx is feeling that butthurt for need not be consulted. FedEx is their great white savior.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - fighting with a dying hard drive at July 03, 2020 01:02 AM (SchxB)

740 Chinook rotor nut.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 03, 2020 01:02 AM (cGzEU)


Haven't got any.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 03, 2020 01:03 AM (t+qrx)

741
now we're being told that's not enough and we have to wear masks all the time everywhere we go?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4

=======

Considering the justification they're giving, I don't see how we avoid masking for the rest of our lives. It'll be like Genesis and we cover our face-nakedness until the Second Coming.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 03, 2020 01:03 AM (SFAhl)

742 2200 Ft/Lbs???

What are you building?

A Nuclear Submarine....?

Posted by: The Nightwatch in Quarantine at July 03, 2020 01:05 AM (u1WYs)

743 Posted by: Blanco Basura - fighting with a dying hard drive at July 03, 2020 12:45 AM (SchxB)

---
does this mean we have unfucked the moronhorde.com e-mail addys?

asking for a friend...


Posted by: redc1c4 at July 03, 2020 01:05 AM (/a6u+)

744 well, 13:1. looks like maybe a 2' handle...so ~85 lbs.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 03, 2020 01:00 AM (cGzEU)

Somebody ought to design a powder-actuated impact wrench for busting loose really tight fasteners.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 03, 2020 01:06 AM (5Fz/K)

745
FedEx is feeling butthurt on their behalf. The actual people FedEx is feeling that butthurt for need not be consulted. FedEx is their great white savior.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - fighting with a dying hard drive

=======

the FUCK.

Some woke white WaPo columnist already learned this lesson. Advocated wildly for our Little Red Brothers all over town and then, as a last-ditch effort, ASKED THEM WHAT THEY THEMSELVES WANTED.

oops

Doesn't FedEx read the fvcking fishwrap that their biggest partner owns?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 03, 2020 01:06 AM (SFAhl)

746 does this mean we have unfucked the moronhorde.com e-mail addys?

asking for a friend...


I'm able to send to addresses there, your mileage may vary.

But I am hoping that after all this time, I've finally pulled my head out of my ass far enough to see what I'm doing.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - fighting with a dying hard drive at July 03, 2020 01:06 AM (SchxB)

747 Hey Blonde...

Posted by: The Nightwatch in Quarantine at July 03, 2020 01:06 AM (u1WYs)

748 Didn't we go through this already? And the Native Original Indigenous Americans themselves said they were fine with the name?

I'd like the Redskins to axe FedEx to explain exactly how that team name is derogatory or racist.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 03, 2020 01:07 AM (HaL55)

749 Considering the justification they're giving, I don't see how we avoid masking for the rest of our lives. It'll be like Genesis and we cover our face-nakedness until the Second Coming.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 03, 2020 01:03 AM (SFAhl)

Damn, at least the Moslems only made their women wear masks.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 03, 2020 01:07 AM (NgKpN)

750 Well, I am getting really sleepy. Time to go to bed before I pass out at the keyboard.

Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 03, 2020 01:08 AM (5Fz/K)

751 The annual 1st weekend in November "Lone Star Rally", the nation's 2nd largest motorcycle rally, here in Galveston.

Has of course, been canceled.

Last year, it brought about 400,000 here to the Island.

I hope this year, that at least 50k of them still make the ride. No, I won't encourage them to do burnouts on the City Hall lawn.

We are not animals antifa. Who *are* animals.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 03, 2020 01:08 AM (QzJWU)

752 Goodnight good people!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at July 03, 2020 01:09 AM (Rz2Nc)

753 Did someone say FedEx?

I know that one of DHL's founders was a massive, psychopathic, unapologetic child molester.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 03, 2020 01:10 AM (L2ZTs)

754 753

do tell...

Posted by: The Nightwatch in Quarantine at July 03, 2020 01:11 AM (u1WYs)

755 Nightwatch:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Hillblom

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 03, 2020 01:12 AM (L2ZTs)

756 I know that one of DHL's founders was a massive, psychopathic, unapologetic child molester.

He sounds nice.

And on that sour note, it's bedtime for Bonzo.

Y'all have fun and try not to trash the place, 'k?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 03, 2020 01:12 AM (HaL55)

757 I know that one of DHL's founders was a massive, psychopathic, unapologetic child molester.

DHL used to have a datacenter in Phoenix. They brought in a bunch of people as contract to hire at decent pay rates. Then told them if they wanted to stay when their contract was up they'd have to take a 30K/yr pay cut.

No one was sad to see them exit the local job market.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - fighting with a dying hard drive at July 03, 2020 01:13 AM (SchxB)

758 I am the One
Orgasmatron
https://youtu.be/q_wstN5TclI

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, Black Powder Matters at July 03, 2020 01:14 AM (SfYbS)

759 727

FedEx the shipping company has a request of Washington's football team: change your name.

"We have communicated to the team in Washington our request that they change the team name," a FedEx spokesperson said.



Dear FedEx,

Kindly, go F*** yourself. Your naming rights contract through 2027 is still in force, as is the payment schedule you are committed to when you agreed to the contract extension.

And minority Redskins owner and FedEx executive, Fred Smith, kindly go f*** yourself in the a** with a flaming pineapple. You knew what our team's mascot was when you bought into being a minority owner. Flopping like a fresh-caught crappie on the dock to anarchists is all on you, a**wipe. Embarrass yourself any way you want. If you don't like the name Redskins, sell your shares back to me.

And this season when at home games, please enjoy the new food options. They are great!

Sincerely,

Dan Snyder

Owner
Washington Redskins, NFL

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 03, 2020 01:15 AM (sy5kK)

760 After thinking on it a bit, I think I understand how Abbott got caught up by the flaws in his own decisions. Remember back when the salon owner opened up, and Dallas County tried to jail her, and she was a very popular and so Abbott jumped on that bandwagon and said no one could be jailed for not following these regs. Well, that was all well and good, But THEN - cases started going back up (NOT fatalities, but cases) and Abbott started to freak out that it was looking bad. So he came up with this rule that Counties could require Businesses to Make people wear masks in their stores, but people themselves couldn't get penalized. The point was to make Businesses be the Big Bad Guys while Abbot's officials sat back and said "oh i's not us, we're not making you do anything."

BUT then Businesses, who are all of Abbots big donors, threw a shit fit - it wrecked all of their customer relations to make THEM be the bad guys, not to mention that it made them all liable for fines and lawsuits if it went on that way. And that was all Abbotts fault, he came up with that stupid system.

So, fast forward to today, and we can only imagine what kind of ultimatum the business establishment gave him, and they weren't wrong - this was a stupid thing that got put on their backs. So now Abbot, unwilling to just give up and admit he made a mistake, is now reversing all of his rules for the last 3 months and doing what he said he would never do. Because he set a trap for his own self.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 03, 2020 01:15 AM (V2Yro)

761 Blanco, I can understand.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 03, 2020 01:16 AM (L2ZTs)

762 All the universities here in SOCAL have canceled fall classes on campus.....so better to indoctrinate outside of prying eyes

They are going for the brass ring of Berry's "Fundamental Transformation."

do not doubt that now. November is "DO or DIE" time.

Posted by: The Nightwatch in Quarantine at July 03, 2020 01:18 AM (u1WYs)

763 Blanco, I can understand.

Point was, they treat their employees like the one founder treats the neighbor's kids.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - fighting with a dying hard drive at July 03, 2020 01:19 AM (SchxB)

764 Hang a sheet on a line and spray it with water

Hang another sheet on a line but place a window screen between the water spray and the sheet.

Do both sheets get equally as wet?
If not, which sheet is the least wet?

Posted by: Sok at July 03, 2020 01:19 AM (QxGJc)

765 755

Thanks Steve.....

Posted by: The Nightwatch in Quarantine at July 03, 2020 01:21 AM (u1WYs)

766 Posted by: Sok at July 03, 2020 01:19 AM (QxGJc)

Yes.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 03, 2020 01:21 AM (Jx5Qs)

767 Blanco, Hillblom was incredible, as in incredibly evil.

He made a point of purchasing a remote island off Hawaii, in the expectation/hope of being far outside the reach of any worldwide law enforcement. In fact I think some of his defense attorneys even argued he couldn't be prosecuted for anything anywhere ever, because of that.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 03, 2020 01:22 AM (L2ZTs)

768 This year Brattleboro is proud two be having the Annual Gay Pride Day Parade and a Blank Lives Matter Parade on 4 July.

We will also fly the Gay Pride Flag on all City Government buildings. We are doing stuff to promote diversity, what has your town done to promote Diversity ????

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at July 03, 2020 01:22 AM (qM84C)

769 So, summed up, Abbott is a small person utterly unfit for his job.

Like 98% of all public officials today.

Abbott can chant and burn incense and have human sacrifices performed - all will be equally effective in slowing or containing a prevalent virus. He should have access to "technical" advice better than that available in 1850, which is what most of the US (including the WH) appears to be using.

Good thing WWII happened when it did.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 03, 2020 01:24 AM (El6T/)

770 Hang a sheet on a line and spray it with water
Posted by: Sok

Would that still be considered a threat against a US Senator in West Virginia?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, Black Powder Matters at July 03, 2020 01:24 AM (SfYbS)

771 Posted by: rhomboid at July 03, 2020 01:24 AM (El6T/)


You could relocated to an area where masks are not required.

Posted by: Sok at July 03, 2020 01:26 AM (QxGJc)

772 "Sok" - if actual medical science were conducted as stupidly as your totally inapt analogy, Social Security and especially Medicare would be in much better shape, because life expectancy would be like 1932 and medical care would be primitive and ineffective.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 03, 2020 01:26 AM (El6T/)

773 Hang a sheet ...

That sounds, like. really racist...

I'm offended.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 03, 2020 01:27 AM (cGzEU)

774 756 ....try not to trash the place,
~~~
Sure. Pssh. Not called the horde for nuthin.

Posted by: socalcon at July 03, 2020 01:27 AM (Cbkmf)

775 Sok - better idea, airheads and racists can be relocated (anywhere - North Korea and Iran are probably the best fit). Of course you probably have the survival skills and smarts to survive about a week anyplace but the US, but hey Darwin.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 03, 2020 01:27 AM (El6T/)

776 768 This year Brattleboro is proud ............... Blank Lives Matter



Blank Lives Matter.

Brilliant.

I'm so stealing this.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 03, 2020 01:27 AM (sy5kK)

777 Hang a sheet on a line and spray it with water

Hang another sheet on a line but place a chain link fence between the water spray and the sheet.

Do both sheets get equally as wet?
If not, which sheet is the least wet?

Posted by: MaxIE at July 03, 2020 01:28 AM (dVkJu)

778 Posted by: rhomboid at July 03, 2020 01:26 AM (El6T/)

The logic of the question is not that difficult.

Posted by: Sok at July 03, 2020 01:29 AM (QxGJc)

779 777 Essentially no difference

Posted by: MaxIE at July 03, 2020 01:29 AM (dVkJu)

780 778 Logic does not begin from false premises

Posted by: MaxIE at July 03, 2020 01:30 AM (dVkJu)

781 Sok you don't understand anything about virology, controlled trials, or anything else relevant. Logic has nothing to do with it.

But BSG you really should come up with your own childishly idiotic stuff, this one you just lifted from one of the dimmer Morons, without even changing "happy" to "glad".

Posted by: rhomboid at July 03, 2020 01:31 AM (El6T/)

782 I'll figure it out from there.
Posted by: Blanco Basura


Gracias Meester Basura!

Posted by: Miklos, smokin' 'em 'cause he got 'em at July 03, 2020 01:31 AM (QzkSJ)

783 776 768 This year Brattleboro is proud ............... Blank Lives Matter



Blank Lives Matter.

Brilliant.

I'm so stealing this.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 03, 2020 01:27 AM (sy5kK)

Pro Life.

BLM

Babies Lives Matter.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 03, 2020 01:33 AM (NgKpN)

784 Posted by: Mary Clogginstein


Mary is SO RIGHT!!

We are hoping that the nice African Exchange Student who became President joins us!

He was America's First Blank President!

Posted by: Concerned Woman of Brattleboro at July 03, 2020 01:34 AM (QzkSJ)

785 773 Hang a sheet ...

That sounds, like. really racist...

I'm offended.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 03, 2020 01:27 AM (cGzEU)

I sleep on Black Sheets.

Does that make me RAAAAACIST?

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 03, 2020 01:35 AM (NgKpN)

786 Hang a sheet ...

That sounds, like. really racist...

I'm offended.
Posted by: Mike Hammer


It is the way of our People.

Posted by: Honeymoon Arabs at July 03, 2020 01:35 AM (QzkSJ)

787 We will also fly the Gay Pride Flag on all City
Government buildings. We are doing stuff to promote diversity, what has
your town done to promote Diversity ????

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at July 03, 2020 01:22 AM (qM84C)

---
people of collor here in Lost Angels shoot each other with an amazing variety of calibers, and an wound/kill each other with an amazing spectrum of weapon choices.

it's a grass roots thing, totally organic to their communities.

does that count?

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 03, 2020 01:36 AM (/a6u+)

788 Look. I don't like wearing a mask. And I realize they SAY it might be ineffective afaik about the virus itself.

That said, it will however reduce my intake of virus laden MOISTURE particles floating in the air.

If you ever want to see how just tiny droplets of moisture can make large changes, just don't wash any surfaces around your toilet (if the guys are standing up to pee and even not only that when you flush)

That happened on a little used toilet that got forgotten to regularly clean the partition and walls and let me tell you it was NASTY!

And that's also what they say is the prime distributor of the virus thru the coughing and sneezing of those that have it.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 03, 2020 01:36 AM (drFO9)

789
Hey Blonde...
Posted by: The Nightwatch

======

Hey Night...

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 03, 2020 01:36 AM (SFAhl)

790 Blank Lives Matter.

Brilliant.

I'm so stealing this.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 03, 2020 01:27 AM (sy5kK)

Pro Life.

BLM

Babies Lives Matter.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 03, 2020 01:33

BLM

Business Livelihoods Matter

Posted by: Sock Monkey...Made in the USA at July 03, 2020 01:37 AM (9ke4e)

791 Blood Libels Matter.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 03, 2020 01:38 AM (El6T/)

792 Hillblom was a bad dude. Another rich fluk ultrapedo.

Posted by: klaftern at July 03, 2020 01:38 AM (RuIsu)

793
he set a trap for his own self.
Posted by: Tom Servo

=======

fvcking dumbass. A politician to the end. Anyone good in the wings to replace him?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 03, 2020 01:38 AM (SFAhl)

794 Chinook rotor nut.
Posted by: Mike Hammer


If that doesn't sound dirty, it ought to.

Posted by: Miklos, lying in the gutter, looking at the stars at July 03, 2020 01:38 AM (QzkSJ)

795 Someone just compared a mask to a pane of glass?

Is that what I just read?

lol

Posted by: eleven at July 03, 2020 01:40 AM (XTyi0)

796 Hang a sheet .

OT, but, story has it that George Washingtons spy ring would communicate via laundry hung on a line.

So, go ahead and topple any clothesline. Itsracist cuz he owned slaves.

Posted by: socalcon at July 03, 2020 01:42 AM (Cbkmf)

797 Those who are vulnerable to this bug (a far, far tinier demo slice than for flu) should be cautious and do what they need to do - they'll obviously have the enthusiastic support and assistance of a (in this respect, still, at least) civilized society.

For everyone else - nah.

Look at a Gompertz curve. It describes just about every epidemic ever documented - this one fits it perfectly.

And it's shape - AND magnitude - have been unaffected by anything - it looks the same for Spain, and Belarus (opposite ends of the spectrum).

There's a message there. A huge fucking obvious message, one that has long been recognized by epidemiology and public health, hence its incorporation into doctrine and guidance by everyone from the CDC to the WHO.

You can't materially affect the course or pace of a prevalent virus of this kind.

The logic is pretty clear, to coin a phrase.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 03, 2020 01:43 AM (El6T/)

798 One interesting thing: In the Kroger on the west side of Lexington, they opened up all the front doors again. They had for the duration, had one side be the input and the other side of the store be the exit.

Small, but telling. Still about 80% of the people wearing masks, but most wearing them shitty.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 03, 2020 01:43 AM (2B9A/)

799 We should burn all wooden teeth.

Posted by: klaftern at July 03, 2020 01:44 AM (RuIsu)

800
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 03, 2020 01:43 AM (2B9A/)


I hope they start doing that at Walmart. I gotta walk the length of the store to get to the Pharmacy.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 03, 2020 01:44 AM (drFO9)

801 799 We should burn all wooden teeth.
Posted by: klaftern at July 03, 2020 01:44 AM (RuIsu)

I think the poor bastards who had to wear them would agree with you.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 03, 2020 01:45 AM (2B9A/)

802
I think the poor bastards who had to wear them would agree with you.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


What was the movie where they "salvaged" the perfectly good teeth from the feller they hung?

Posted by: True Miklosian Grit at July 03, 2020 01:47 AM (QzkSJ)

803 We should burn all wooden teeth.
Posted by: klaftern


Sell 'em as smoker pellets.

Posted by: True Miklosian Entrepreneurial Grit at July 03, 2020 01:48 AM (QzkSJ)

804 While I await the results of my IgM, IgG, IgA antibody test results... Know this....in LACO (La La Land) Free COVID testing is available...they are just 2-3 weeks back logged for testing which just will perpetuate "SPIKES" well into the fall months. (We never did this level of "testing" for the common flu)


ya see where this is going....

Posted by: The Nightwatch in Quarantine at July 03, 2020 01:49 AM (u1WYs)

805 Celebrate, be happy, be free....
Posted by: RI Red at July 02, 2020 10:13 PM (HQ9xd)
Make this a priority for all of us.

May the hate-spewing self-haters' power-play backfire. And may my joy shine like 1,000 suns.

Posted by: Daybreak at July 03, 2020 01:51 AM (BRkq2)

806 Hang a sheet splattered in PD blue

buy ammo

Posted by: The Nightwatch in Quarantine at July 03, 2020 01:51 AM (u1WYs)

807 @EthicalSkeptic pegs the end of the epidemic as June 9, I think (date that C19 fatalities and average death #s line crossed) - now we're well into negative territory.

And his lockdown-caused deaths calculations quite incendiary (nearly 30% of C19 deaths) - and I'd love to see a serious biostatistical counter-argument to them.

I recall that, very early in the panic, the Ontario provincial health officials - hardly the sort you'd expect technically sound or honest info from - announced their estimate of deaths just from untreated cardiac conditions. Was shocked their sort would make such a statement. Actual public health not being that much of a thing in this situation.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 03, 2020 01:53 AM (El6T/)

808

Gotta get off the U of Wash and London "models" and get on the real, actual statistics collected since January, 2020 and continuing.

This includes the stats where someone was shot and killed, but had COVAD and was added to the total. And the person that was 100 pounds overweight, had diabetes and lungs shot from 40 years of 3 packs a day, and COVAD was logged as the cause of death. Let them, give it to them.

Those REAL statistics are telling us that anyone under 40 and even moderately healthy is virtually impervious to COVAD. Nearly as safe from serious health risk or death is anyone moderately healthy fro 40 to 65. After 65, to about 80, think "yellow card" warning. And over 80, yeah, gotta watch out for COVAD, better stay alone.

And also, those under 80 that get sick are mostly Vitamin D deficient, and probably very overweight. Hmmm. Whatever could one do to overcome those deficiencies?

Nobody is thinking in this mindset. Now the Blue Guvnors are absolutely using this economic crisis to try to split Trump from his supporters. They are willing to destroy their own state's economy and their citizen's lives to beat Trump. The moving goalposts strategy proves this.

The only important statistic in a killer virus is the DEATH RATE. It continues to FALL. It is already a lot lower than Progda press has told you. And it continues to fall.

Every other virus is measured by the DEATH RATE. Why is this different?

And the death rate of this latest Chinese virus is not that high. I'm referring to the real data, not made-up "model" data from Bill Gates and his friends.

So f*** you, Jay Inslee. F*** you, Gavin Newsom.

and f*** you, Govnor Abbott. You have submitted to the idiocy. I thought you were smarter than that.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 03, 2020 01:54 AM (sy5kK)

809 Celebrate, be happy, be free....
Posted by: RI Red

Be Young, Be Foolish, Be Happy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAfaR6IuO-4

Posted by: Mister Joe Pope and the Mighty Mighty Tams feat. Miklos at July 03, 2020 01:54 AM (QzkSJ)

810 Black Lingerie Matters!

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 03, 2020 01:54 AM (/a6u+)

811 Public Health is morphing into the same 5th column as media

do not trust them

Posted by: The Nightwatch in Quarantine at July 03, 2020 01:55 AM (u1WYs)

812 While I await the results of my IgM, IgG, IgA antibody test results...
Know this....in LACO (La La Land) Free COVID testing is available...they
are just 2-3 weeks back logged for testing which just will perpetuate
"SPIKES" well into the fall months. (We never did this level of
"testing" for the common flu)





ya see where this is going....


I predict a sudden drop in the reporting on WuFlu cases beginning November 4th, 2020.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - fighting with a dying hard drive at July 03, 2020 01:56 AM (SchxB)

813 810

LMAO and up the Republic!!!

CHEERS!!

Posted by: The Nightwatch in Quarantine at July 03, 2020 01:58 AM (u1WYs)

814 Meanwhile, Sweden - which f**ked up with elderly and long-term care facilities, as they immediately admitted - has the third lowest death #s in 20 years (I think that's right). Despite doing little else. "Large events" were banned - again, no logic here, if accepted epidemiological science is correct. And people changed behavior on their own.

So if they had isolated elderly early, their #s would probably be better than the worst flu seasons of the last 20 years. Not sure if their death count was also juiced by (understandable, unavoidable) improper care in the early phases (ventilators, vs. oxygen, etc).

Posted by: rhomboid at July 03, 2020 01:59 AM (El6T/)

815 If it rains a lot, I'll work up a list of the types of people who should not be allowed to make important decisions for us somewhat more enlightened types. The Fauch will be well represented.

Posted by: klaftern at July 03, 2020 01:59 AM (RuIsu)

816 LMAO and up the Republic!!!

CHEERS!!
Posted by: The Nightwatch


Up the Laird!

Posted by: McMiklos, of the Ancient and Honourable Clan McMiklos at July 03, 2020 02:00 AM (QzkSJ)

817 The Fauch will be well represented.
Posted by: klaftern

As previously suggested, Trump should ask "Hey Tony, when did you last treat a patient? Like an actual sick person, when was that?"

Posted by: Miklos, guessing sometime in the 60s at July 03, 2020 02:02 AM (QzkSJ)

818 797 Those who are vulnerable to this bug (a far, far tinier demo slice than for flu) should be cautious and do what they need to do - they'll obviously have the enthusiastic support and assistance of a (in this respect, still, at least) civilized society.

For everyone else - nah.

Look at a Gompertz curve. It describes just about every epidemic ever documented - this one fits it perfectly.

There's a message there. A huge fucking obvious message, one that has long been recognized by epidemiology and public health, hence its incorporation into doctrine and guidance by everyone from the CDC to the WHO.

-----------

Human immune system: WTF is that again? How does that work?


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 03, 2020 02:04 AM (sy5kK)

819 I suppose J. K. Rowling knows fantasy when she hears it.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 03, 2020 02:05 AM (WyVLE)

820 Yes

Hang the sheets we must.... but free to choose your color of sheet...but hang the sheets we must

HANG THE SHEETS

Posted by: The Nightwatch in Quarantine at July 03, 2020 02:05 AM (u1WYs)

821 Well said, LCD.

Last I checked, 92% of fatalities were from 55 and older.

92%. Even more skewed than influenza.

And, and this is critical - if you did an IFR (infection fatality rate) of *initially healthy* cases that resulted in death, it would be a very very low rate. Hell even a CFR (case fatality rate - always much higher, because denominator is known, not estimated), adjusted for initial health condition, would be low.

LCD, check out @EthicalSkeptic on the twatters, for somewhat brain-breaking but very interesting analysis. He talks sometimes in statistician's code, and really should engage a bit more to explain all his conclusions, but hey it's an unpaid hobby for him.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 03, 2020 02:06 AM (El6T/)

822 I predict a sudden drop in the reporting on WuFlu cases beginning November 4th, 2020.


Posted by: Blanco Basura - fighting with a dying hard drive at July 03, 2020 01:56 AM (SchxB)

---
no.

because, when Trump wins in a landslide, the ChiComCrud and Swine Flu 2 will be front and center all winter and spring long with the MFM...

bank on it.

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 03, 2020 02:06 AM (/a6u+)

823 FLY THE FLAG!

Posted by: The Nightwatch in Quarantine at July 03, 2020 02:06 AM (u1WYs)

824 n.b.

In the South, "sheet" or "sheets" is a two syllable word.

Shee-it is, of course, a whole 'nother thang.

Just a-sayin'

Posted by: Miklos, using horseweed as a palate cleanser at July 03, 2020 02:09 AM (QzkSJ)

825 FLY THE FLAG!

Posted by: The Nightwatch in Quarantine at July 03, 2020 02:06 AM (u1WYs)

---
Rainbow or Antifa or BLM?

please advise....

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 03, 2020 02:10 AM (/a6u+)

826 bank on it.
Posted by: redc1c4

Unless cable gets unbundled, and A-shares are made illegal.

Posted by: Miklos with a less than Five Year Plan at July 03, 2020 02:10 AM (QzkSJ)

827 because, when Trump wins in a landslide, the ChiComCrud and Swine Flu 2
will be front and center all winter and spring long with the MFM...

bank on it.


I was figuring on "stolen election, IMPEACH!" being the big story.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - fighting with a dying hard drive at July 03, 2020 02:10 AM (SchxB)

828 Rainbow or Antifa or BLM?

please advise....
Posted by: redc1c4


Depends.
Want to shoot or get shot at?

Posted by: Miklosian Diversity (9mm, .303...) at July 03, 2020 02:12 AM (QzkSJ)

829 810 Black Lingerie Matters!
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 03, 2020 01:54 AM (/a6u+)


How can anyone argue with this?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 03, 2020 02:12 AM (sy5kK)

830 Fauci is nothing. Trump is in charge. "The buck stops here".

Trump has been an utterly astonishingly good president, and a spectacular surprise.

But he appears to have a very, very, very bad team when it comes to public health. All of them. Of course Fauci (how the hell is he in that job? Rickover is a world-historical figure, no wonder that Congress bent over backwards to keep him active/in charge far beyond a normal age). But also the CDC chief, and the nice but goofy surgeon general.

Transcripts of the task force meetings, especially mid-April onwards, are the thing I want to see more than anything else from this administration.

But of course it's much worse/darker than this. Look at the whole country. How many public health people have performed even up to minimal standards? South Dakota, Florida?

It's *almost* like the country faces a crisis of ethics, mindset, and professional technical competence across the board, in public administration.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 03, 2020 02:14 AM (El6T/)

831 Posted by: Blanco Basura


Is emails now for all good!

*bows before Blanco Effendi*

Posted by: MiklosCom Global at July 03, 2020 02:14 AM (QzkSJ)

832 ---
Rainbow or Antifa or BLM?

please advise....
Posted by: redc1c4

Jolly Roger
All others will be keelhauled.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, Black Powder Matters at July 03, 2020 02:15 AM (SfYbS)

833 CRIPPLE MAN BAD

This county has 25 cases so it's included in the state wide mask thing. We will remember this in November 2022.

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at July 03, 2020 02:15 AM (AgR7f)

834 Black Lingerie Matters!
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 03, 2020 01:54 AM (/a6u+)


How can anyone argue with this?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg


Let's all come together.

It's Sanctified

*cue Marvin Gaye*

Posted by: Miklos, with so much to give, understand me sugar at July 03, 2020 02:16 AM (QzkSJ)

835
LCD, check out @EthicalSkeptic on the twatters, for somewhat brain-breaking but very interesting analysis. He talks sometimes in statistician's code, and really should engage a bit more to explain all his conclusions, but hey it's an unpaid hobby for him.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 03, 2020 02:06 AM (El6T/)



Thanks, rhomboid!

I will definitely check it out.

Start with the truth, and go from there. How tough is that?

I wish the UniParty would do that, but it is late in the evening and I have been drinking.

I can dream, though.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 03, 2020 02:18 AM (sy5kK)

836 It will be a challenge to "juice" the panic even to November, much less beyond.

But with utterly despicable governors/vandals, a "press" that is just their PR arm, and an enormous % of the population that is fearful, ignorant, dumbed-down, and submissive, they may get close.

Actually some of the best twatters independent analysts are quite funny on this score, and are already laughing at the obvious attempts to "keep fear alive" and speculating about the histrionics that may be employed to maintain the panic.

Of course conventional political logic does not make vandalism of "blue" state economies rational ..... but we're sadly way beyond the point where conventional logic applies, apparently.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 03, 2020 02:20 AM (El6T/)

837 Is emails now for all good!

I'm just happy the darn thing works again. I let it sit for way too long.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - fighting with a dying hard drive at July 03, 2020 02:20 AM (SchxB)

838 Come on, "Sok"/BSG, don't slink away after beclowning yourself so badly. Stay for more disassembly and humiliation. It's part of the kink.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 03, 2020 02:20 AM (El6T/)

839 Of course conventional political logic does not make vandalism of "blue" state economies rational ..... but we're sadly way beyond the point where conventional logic applies, apparently.
Posted by: rhomboid


*returns to reading Kafka*

Posted by: Miklos with Hard Copies at July 03, 2020 02:21 AM (QzkSJ)

840 Goodnight all, thanks for the fun chat tonight.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 03, 2020 02:24 AM (L2ZTs)

841 poor doggeh yipped me awake coz he has to go out
damn squirts

Posted by: vmom 2020 waving Stars & Stripes at July 03, 2020 02:24 AM (OCRKH)

842 How can anyone argue with this?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 03, 2020 02:12 AM (sy5kK)

---
when it is in 3XL Spandex and lace?


Posted by: redc1c4 at July 03, 2020 02:24 AM (/a6u+)

843 Leaning against the flag on Saturday.

Might feel too much like historical re-enacting, as opposed to honoring something that's still going.

Plus, though I'm hardly in a sketchy area - it's 2020. My confidence is these things living around me technically called "Americans" is zero.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 03, 2020 02:25 AM (El6T/)

844 It's part of the kink.
Posted by: rhomboid


Shouldn't David French (Army JAG) be known as Col. Kink?

Or would that be Lindsey (another JAGoff)?

Sgt. Schutz knew more that either.

Posted by: Gen. Mikleuse Cambronne at July 03, 2020 02:26 AM (QzkSJ)

845 when it is in 3XL Spandex and lace?


Posted by: redc1c4


Doin' it rong, son.

The flour don't stick to spandex.

Posted by: Ol' Pappy Miklos at July 03, 2020 02:27 AM (QzkSJ)

846 824 n.b.

In the South, "sheet" or "sheets" is a two syllable word.

Shee-it is, of course, a whole 'nother thang.

Just a-sayin'
Posted by: Miklos, using horseweed as a palate cleanser at July 03, 2020 02:09 AM (QzkSJ)

Unique regional accents are one of the most awesome traits of America.

In the mid-80's, I worked for a software company and flew from Seattle to DC for a three day conference.

Stayed at the Washington Hilton, which was a moderately long drive.

Started talking a bit with the cabbie, who was a good guy, and he blurted out, "I know where you are from, Vancouver BC, right?"

"uh, no, Seattle"

"OK I was close".

And I thought about it and nodded in agreement. I was impressed.

The cabbie said he was really good at recognizing accents. He was correct. Kind of a subdued Minnesota accent. Where my dad was born.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 03, 2020 02:27 AM (sy5kK)

847 For Miklos:

"Es war, als sollte die Scham ihm uberleben wurde"

The last sentence in Kafka's "The Trial"*.

What % was it of Baltimore public school "graduates" who couldn't read at a 6th or 8th grade level?

My paper senior year in the literature class was done largely using journal articles in German. Back when teachers had second jobs, not second homes.

* Kafka died, or anyway didn't finish the novel, but that sentence is/was accepted as the conclusion

Posted by: rhomboid at July 03, 2020 02:29 AM (El6T/)

848
Sarah Hoyt has a nice essay, linked at Insty. Here's the tail end of it:



They fight like cornered rats because they are. We haven't seen the end of this. Hell, we haven't seen the worst of vileness, irrationality and destruction.




And I know it's hard not to be afraid. But remember, they're the ones who are afraid. They have reason to.




You, out there, be not afraid. Lift that torch. Let others see.

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at July 03, 2020 02:29 AM (YqED9)

849 when it is in 3XL Spandex and lace?

Aaannnd I'm reaching for the brain bleach again.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - fighting with a dying hard drive at July 03, 2020 02:31 AM (SchxB)

850 Oh - "It was as if the shame would outlive him". Forgot to put the English in there.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 03, 2020 02:31 AM (El6T/)

851 (And sorry about the formatting!)

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at July 03, 2020 02:32 AM (YqED9)

852 The cabbie said he was really good at recognizing accents. He was correct. Kind of a subdued Minnesota accent. Where my dad was born.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

Until about 20 years ago, I could identify most Americans to within 50-100 miles by accent.

The distinct regionalisms have gone into steep decline.

Posted by: Prof. Miklos "Henry" Higgins at July 03, 2020 02:32 AM (QzkSJ)

853 LCD, back in the day, 90% of DC cabbies were Ethiopian or Eritrean (also a fair number of Nigerians, most engineers it seemed).

Friend flew into town one weekend, I told him to go directl from National to an Ethiopian restaurant on 18th Street in Adams-Morgan (Meskerem). I told him the cabbie would likely be Ethiopian, and would know the place.

Friend arrives at the restaurant, in amazement. First, that I "knew" he'd have an Ethiopian cab-driver. Second, the guy knew the owner of the restaurant.

Favorite time I recall was an Armenian Iranian cab-driver, taking me to Dulles on one of my many trips to Armenia. Had a good conversation, he was stoked about it, he'd never been to Armenia.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 03, 2020 02:34 AM (El6T/)

854
* Kafka died, or anyway didn't finish the novel, but that sentence is/was accepted as the conclusion
Posted by: rhomboid


Prof. Instapundit said years ago that if the guy kept waiting had been Scotch-Irish:

1-he wouldn't have waited

2-Woulda been some ass whupped

Posted by: Miklos, also Mrozek fan at July 03, 2020 02:37 AM (QzkSJ)

855 I love regional accents and vocabularies and very much mourn their decline. Mostly an unavoidable casualty of mass communications, travel, and prosperity.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 03, 2020 02:38 AM (El6T/)

856 For crying out loud

this a debate for the 4th of July?

I am so very .........NO F THAT.....

FLY THE "AMERICAN FLAG"...ya effin MORONS!!!

Why are we even here on this....why is this even a debate???


Ya all lost your minds?

.......()........(...).....(........)


Posted by: The Nightwatch in Quarantine at July 03, 2020 02:38 AM (u1WYs)

857 he'd never been to Armenia.
Posted by: rhomboid


OURmenia is not YOURmenia!!!!

Posted by: Obese tattooed and pierced lesbian Antifa Harvard Grad at July 03, 2020 02:41 AM (QzkSJ)

858 Actually some of the best twatters independent analysts are quite funny on this score, and are already laughing at the obvious attempts to "keep fear alive" and speculating about the histrionics that may be employed to maintain the panic.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 03, 2020 02:20 AM (El6T/)

"keep fear alive"

dang it, rhomboid, you are hitting multiple home runs tonight.

Something that as a Mariners fan, I haven't seen for nearly 20 years, since Griffey, Martinez, and Buhner.

*sniff*

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 03, 2020 02:42 AM (sy5kK)

859 Russian Armenians

They the shit in Hollywood.........word

Posted by: The Nightwatch in Quarantine at July 03, 2020 02:43 AM (u1WYs)

860 325
Boomer Esiason suggests college football players are getting coronavirus on purpose.

And what might the purpose be?

=====
Perhaps to get it out of the way before the season starts.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at July 03, 2020 02:46 AM (d6mdH)

861 FUN ARMENIAN FACT

When I had to publish things in Armenian in the 90s, before there was an official Microsoft compatible font set, I got it from the World Capital Of Armenian Language Publishing.

Fresno, CA

Posted by: Miklosian at July 03, 2020 02:49 AM (QzkSJ)

862 when it is in 3XL Spandex and lace?


Posted by: redc1c4 at July 03, 2020 02:24 AM (/a6u+)


red, you just HAD to ruin the fantasy, didn't you?

For a minute there, I was back in 1977.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 03, 2020 02:49 AM (sy5kK)

863 I keep seeing people like Hoyt (don't really know her) talking about "fear".

"Fear" is precisely zero % of my reaction to what's going on.

Disgust, amazement, anger - no "fear".

And this bit about "them" being "cornered". So much wrong there it'd be like an ace post on cartoon movies to disassemble.

Trump will likely be re-elected, likely with a substantial improvement over 2016 in both electoral and "popular" vote.

Which will change precisely nothing that is the problem - though of course critical, unthinkable if he loses.

"They" will still control almost every identifiable institution, public and private. "They" will still be lording over a country that has squandered much of its history, freedom, decency, and self-respect, in the blink of an eye. No monuments will be returned. Colleges will still be racist, deranged, totalitarian freak-shows (STEM is now under serious attack, the last bastion). Public sector unions will still have destroyed most public service mentality, and continue to be part of a pernicious closed circuit of theft, incompetence, and racist-authoritarianism.

And that's just a very partial list, obviously.

"They" aren't cornered, a bit. "They" include Trump-appointed judges acting lawlessly to usurp executive power, defy statute, and vandalize diplomatic agreements with enormous implications for national security and domestic order (just this week, asylum issue).

Hoyt and others like her seem to be grossly misunderstanding the situation. Trump's re-election is just a speed-bump (and not even that, in all areas). The GOP is showing it is far worse than even the most realistic observers had feared.

Not fear. Calculation, and standards.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 03, 2020 02:50 AM (El6T/)

864 Nightwatch: check out Haig's Kabob House @ Coldwater and Vanowen, SW corner.

family owned and operated: good meat, good people and open this Friday and Saturday, if you want something different for the grill.

they're right next to the Taco Hell, and Don Juan's Carneceria at the other end of the little yellow building sells awesome made to order Mexican food too, plus everything else you'd expect to find in a store front carneceria/mercado

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 03, 2020 02:52 AM (/a6u+)

865 NFL....dead to me

MLB...dead to me

Thug Ball......dead to me

NHL...should ice them as well

gonna watch local High School...maybe Div-one hoops, football, Baseball only.....maybe golf

Posted by: The Nightwatch in Quarantine at July 03, 2020 02:53 AM (u1WYs)

866 3XL Spandex and lace?


3XL Spandex and lace

And a chubby face

A wobble in her walk

And a gargle kinda talk

Oh baby that's what I like!

Posted by: Miklos "Big" Bopper at July 03, 2020 02:54 AM (QzkSJ)

867 Miklos - Fresno, and southern MA, first wave (I think mostly around the 1910s - a somewhat, um, "turbulent" time in Armenia). France, too. The French cultural influence is strong.

The Armenian expression for "thank you" is, roughly "shnohar-ka-lutz-iyon". Yeah. So in Armenia - "merci" is very commonly used.

Next wave, Soviet era (one of the only groups allowed to emigrate), esp. after the big quake in the late 80s - Glendale. Not sure where else.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 03, 2020 02:55 AM (El6T/)

868 864

Thanks RED....will reconnoiter....

Posted by: The Nightwatch in Quarantine at July 03, 2020 02:56 AM (u1WYs)

869 Glendale

yep

Posted by: The Nightwatch in Quarantine at July 03, 2020 02:58 AM (u1WYs)

870 I don't like the way the blog has been spinning for th last hour. Pixy should do something about that.
Im gonna fo to brd and hopefully t'dd be fixed by morning.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, Black Powder Matters at July 03, 2020 02:59 AM (SfYbS)

871 Im gonna fo to brd and hopefully t'dd be fixed



Welsh

Always with the Welsh

Posted by: Miklos ap Miklos at July 03, 2020 03:01 AM (QzkSJ)

872 redc, I much prefer San Diego's feel and density to LA's but the food in LA ..... man. I've been visiting LA for decades just to eat (OK, and observe certain 2-legged fauna, entirely for scientific purposes, of course). Will note Haig's Kabob House (hmm, shouldn't it be "Haigiyan"?).

A fellow "ethnic" food afficionado once flew in from DC when I was out here visiting. I drove up and we spent an entire day, into the night, moving around the area and eating.

Uruapan tacos at Central Market to start, next was weird Asian pastry (for him, not me) in Koreatown, next was a "white people's break" to girl watch at the 3rd St. Promenade in Santa Monica, then an abortive effort to get either Russian or West African in the Fairfax area (timing), then Muslim Chinese in Monterrey Park for dinner.

He's a NYC chauvinist, but immediately conceded that LA completely dwarfed anyplace he'd been for variety and quality.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 03, 2020 03:01 AM (El6T/)

873 He's a NYC chauvinist, but immediately conceded that LA completely dwarfed anyplace he'd been for variety and quality.
Posted by: rhomboid

Please to enjoy, before California is leased to China for 99 years.

One country, two systems.

*please for enjoy jokings*

Posted by: Miklos Traditional Chinese Cookbook at July 03, 2020 03:04 AM (QzkSJ)

874 Gramesci did the "long slow march through the institutions".

I think the Horde could get it done in about a fortnight?

Given proper logistical support, of course.

Draw lots for prizes such as Dept. of Indoctrination, EPA, Interior or, etc?

In Dept. of Education (before I dissolved it), I'd install Limbaugh in the Civics chair, to do what he could with the kids with his Rush Revere series, while he could.

Secondary ed., would be V.D.H. or Mark Levin.

And ALL of the previous faculty of Marxian or Zinnish persuasion, would be interred at Guantanamo for at least 12 years.

So that today's K-12 kids, could not be corrupted by their taint.

Upon parole, I'd give them re-admission visas, and invite them to swim back to U.S. shores.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

/zzz

hasta la nite nite, horde!

Posted by: Jim at July 03, 2020 03:04 AM (QzJWU)

875
Welsh

Always with the Welsh
Posted by: Miklos ap Miklos at July 03, 2020 03:01 AM (QzkSJ)


*slapping my leg and doubling over, trying to catch my breath*

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 03, 2020 03:06 AM (sy5kK)

876 870

Offended you are?

Yet over what I may ask?

You logged into the Horde of you own free will.

You be some "Cancel Culture" kinda Frigate Bird?"

We be cordial like.......unless you stink of troll....or Frigate Bird.

Posted by: The Nightwatch in Quarantine at July 03, 2020 03:07 AM (u1WYs)

877 Draw lots for prizes such as Dept. of Indoctrination, EPA, Interior or, etc?

General Canal Directorate has Superior Authority.

Deviate not, Comrade.

Posted by: Miklos Strelnikov at July 03, 2020 03:08 AM (QzkSJ)

878 Here's my American flag story. I like it better than anything that seems possible today.

Two Armenian twin sisters, elderly, recipients of a humanitarian aid program in the 90s. One was a chemist, held a few US patents. NGO country director and I were visiting them to see how beneficiaries viewed the program.

As children, they were orphaned by the earthquake.

They lived at an orphanage run by an American church, and went to school there.

Obviously they lived most of their long lives, after that, as Soviet citizens.

In one sister's private notebook (looked as old as she did), tucked inside, a very old post-card - of the American flag. She'd had it for many decades. She said she kept it to remember her love for the country that helped them back when they were kids.

She was now getting US humanitarian aid. Again.

The NGO country director held it together, until after we'd left. So did I, more out of awe than emotion. We didn't need to say much to each other, the meaning and power of it all was clear.

That's my American flag story for the 4th.


Posted by: rhomboid at July 03, 2020 03:09 AM (El6T/)

879 ..Well in that case a 40lb thrust trolling motor is just the ticket

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 03, 2020 12:08 AM (z79tQ)



Dear Lord, hear our prayer.

Deliver unto us once again, our beloved Uncle Palptatine.

In our Slavic Adibas Tracksuits.


Amen.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galvezzzzzzzzz

Posted by: Jim at July 03, 2020 03:12 AM (QzJWU)

880
Hoyt and others like her seem to be grossly
misunderstanding the situation. Trump's re-election is just a
speed-bump (and not even that, in all areas). The GOP is showing it is
far worse than even the most realistic observers had feared.



Not fear. Calculation, and standards.



Posted by: rhomboid at July 03, 2020 02:50 AM (El6T/)
For reference - while our side was still trying to prove to "liberals" that the media was "biased" in 2008, I was specifically calling the media *the enemy* (mostly on Hot Air, ugh). I also foresaw Trump's election from very early 2016 on. And said Republicans would be the death of this country, as their feckless silence and get-along manner during the Obama years, while he and his administration tore this country apart in vicious and unprecedented ways, was a fucking unmitigated disgrace.

Not bragging, just giving context.

So while I believe there is certainly a lot to worry about and the Marxists are not going back in the toothpaste tube anytime soon, I think it's a double edged sword for them. I expect Trump to wipe them out in November. I don't expect a real wakeup call of any kind to the Democrat Party - I think they've had their call and this is the result - but a big enough wipeout plus Trump with the power that comes with lame duck status, will at least put a lot of what is going on right now to bed. He's been hamstrung his entire administration - and it was obvious from Day 1 - and I expect them to string his ham plenty more. But it will be different then, and I see Second Term Trump cracking down much harder on the bullshit. Getting reelected is the game right now.

As for our internal rot, nothing much to argue with you there. The biggest factor is that God has been removed from all areas of life. I still think we are the last best hope on earth and also observe that things do seem to turn around at the craziest times, often after they look extremely dark. I don't think God has forsaken us yet... I don't think He sent Trump when he did merely to forestall the Marxists for a couple years, or for that matter to accelerate their planned Holocaust.

Bottom line, do NOT give up, don't let the bastards get you down. Things are not at all what they seem right now as we are in the midst of some major fucking psy ops, by an alliance between domestic and foreign enemies. The pandemic was global and new and everyone thought/knew it came from a fucking biowar lab. I give people - even Americans - a pass on submitting to "the rules" but only to a point. What I'm saying is I can't judge us too harshly yet.

The Republican enablers and conspirators are still our biggest problem, but I believe the independent spirit of this country, which is what made us the leader of the world for 250 years, is far from dead. And God has not given up on us.

Posted by: ... at July 03, 2020 03:12 AM (xP7BH)

881 878

Very nice story...thank you.

Posted by: The Nightwatch in Quarantine at July 03, 2020 03:13 AM (u1WYs)

882 874 Gramesci did the "long slow march through the institutions".

I think the Horde could get it done in about a fortnight?

Given proper logistical support, of course.

Draw lots for prizes such as Dept. of Indoctrination, EPA, Interior or, etc?

In Dept. of Education (before I dissolved it), I'd install Limbaugh in the Civics chair, to do what he could with the kids with his Rush Revere series, while he could.

Secondary ed., would be V.D.H. or Mark Levin.

And ALL of the previous faculty of Marxian or Zinnish persuasion, would be interred at Guantanamo for at least 12 years.

So that today's K-12 kids, could not be corrupted by their taint.

Upon parole, I'd give them re-admission visas, and invite them to swim back to U.S. shores.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
------------------

VDH could teach history, and Levin could teach civics.

There could be worse teachers. But few better ones.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 03, 2020 03:14 AM (sy5kK)

883 Mornin'

(sips coffee)

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 03, 2020 03:15 AM (Wgeez)

884 There could be worse teachers. But few better ones.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg


Old Russian saying-

"The knout is a good teacher. Every lesson is learned."

Posted by: Miklosov "Bubba" Miklosevich at July 03, 2020 03:16 AM (QzkSJ)

885 I pray for Mark...daily

Posted by: The Nightwatch in Quarantine at July 03, 2020 03:17 AM (u1WYs)

886 Mornin'

(sips coffee)

Posted by: Puddleglum

Avoid the Free Range coffee.

Miguelita only comes once a week these days.

Posted by: Karen, better than you in OH SO MANY WAYS at July 03, 2020 03:18 AM (QzkSJ)

887 Along with our teetering Republic.....daily

Posted by: The Nightwatch in Quarantine at July 03, 2020 03:18 AM (u1WYs)

888 rhomboid, I agree with you in part. And I'm satisfied that however bad things are, they'll just continue to get worse - and for understandable reasons - until they're stopped. I'm just not so pessimistic about being able, as the saying goes around here, to vote our way out of it.

Preparing as best one can for the horrible alternative is prudent, but it's easy to underestimate (I think) the number of people who don't want any part of what's been going on and who could well be ready for some radical changes to the status quo. All the things you mention are real problems, but also they're all aspects of government, and government has very publicly covered itself in shit for several years now. (Much longer, really.)

So I'll keep my optimism, thanks, unless it becomes impossible to do so.

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at July 03, 2020 03:22 AM (YqED9)

889 Finished my major project for the weekend, got email working.

Tomorrow it's replacing two light fixtures and installing a ceiling fan. Maybe hanging some pegboard as well.

Goodnight, horde.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - fighting with a dying hard drive at July 03, 2020 03:23 AM (SchxB)

890 So I'll keep my optimism, thanks, unless it becomes impossible to do so.
Posted by: Hierominous Botch


My current rough calculation is that if I am only 80% as pessimistic as rhomboid, I am still an optimist.

A Ben Franklin pessimist.

Posted by: The Venerable Miklos at July 03, 2020 03:25 AM (QzkSJ)

891 Finished my major project for the weekend, got email working.

Tomorrow it's replacing two light fixtures and installing a ceiling fan. Maybe hanging some pegboard as well.

Goodnight, horde.
Posted by: Blanco Basura

Oh hell. My email will be projected onto the ceiling of Blanco's garage.

Posted by: TechUnsavvy Miklos at July 03, 2020 03:27 AM (QzkSJ)

892 ima pop smoke and unass the AO as well...

hasta, y'all!

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 03, 2020 03:35 AM (/a6u+)

893 Drove through Boise
Idaho is full
Posted by: Yo!
There is a lot of room in the north, near CdA.

Posted by: MikeM at July 03, 2020 03:37 AM (9rSRX)

894 Woof.
Posted by: Elizabeth

Woof-Woof.

Posted by: JT at July 03, 2020 03:44 AM (arJlL)

895 When they try to tear down Ben Franklin's Statue.....

Game on you commie pinko marxists....game on

gun oil will be the flavor of the day tomorrow and BBQ for the next 3 days....(though not gun oil on the BBQ just in case there was concerns)

Gotta be precise, as in MOA's and all that there entails...

Happy Days Horde

Posted by: The Nightwatch in Quarantine at July 03, 2020 03:45 AM (u1WYs)

896
I'm a pessimist. It's because I see the brainwashing. People who think either they or their free and prosperous Neighbors of Color are suffering like galley slaves. Do people spend their entire lives this way?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 03, 2020 03:47 AM (G51Gf)

897 On point me thinks Blonde

Posted by: The Nightwatch in Quarantine at July 03, 2020 03:48 AM (u1WYs)

898
The New Region shall include me.

So let it be written

Posted by: IDAHO at July 03, 2020 03:50 AM (cp0RJ)

899
On point me thinks Blonde
Posted by: The Nightwatch in Quarantine

========

Would take years of cognitive therapy to undo such thinking. Or maybe a good regimen of clozapine.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 03, 2020 03:58 AM (G51Gf)

900
Preparing as best one can for the horrible alternative is prudent, but it's easy to underestimate (I think) the number of people who don't want any part of what's been going on and who could well be ready for some radical changes to the status quo. All the things you mention are real problems, but also they're all aspects of government, and government has very publicly covered itself in shit for several years now. (Much longer, really.)

So I'll keep my optimism, thanks, unless it becomes impossible to do so.
Posted by: Hierominous Botch at July 03, 2020 03:22 AM (YqED9)

But here's the deal, HB, the Mob don't care about your optimism. They don't care about you at all. We're in the way.

As a lifetime local and currently living 20 miles south of Seattle, I know what I'm saying. Sadly.

Two months ago, I wouldn't have said that.

But last week, I drove through downtown core area of Seattle for the first time in 3 months and saw the miles of broken windows and boarded up retail. That isn't Capitol Hill / CHAZ / CHOP, but the core city a few blocks away from Puget Sound. As little as four years ago, the fastest growing real estate value in the USA. New construction was off the charts.

People of character and substance need to wake up. Traditional America is under siege. I've never seen this before. This is organized, financed anarchy. Well financed anti-American anarchy.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 03, 2020 03:58 AM (sy5kK)

901 Good Morning Morons today is Friday, July 3, 2020. On this day in 1996 British Prime Minister John Major announced the Stone of Scone would be returned to Scotland. Little did he know that Duncan McLoud had already returned it and the one the Brits had was fake.

Posted by: Vic at July 03, 2020 04:00 AM (mpXpK)

902 Trump called the father of the man who was killed in Seattle's infamous Chop zone.


https://tinyurl.com/yd9949wk

Posted by: Vic at July 03, 2020 04:00 AM (mpXpK)

903 Communist from IL says she will block all military promotions unless lying asshole Vinman is promoted.


https://tinyurl.com/ycb8ac92

Posted by: Vic at July 03, 2020 04:00 AM (mpXpK)

904 Did you know there is a black national anthem? The NFL sinks further into the SJW mud and says it will play it before week 1 games. Too bad nobody will be watching it.


https://tinyurl.com/y79hekgd

Posted by: Vic at July 03, 2020 04:00 AM (mpXpK)

905 Min gov wants $500M of your money because of the riots that he allowed and probably help instigate. I say he can want in one hand and shit in the other and see which one fills up first.


https://tinyurl.com/y7tsfbeo

Posted by: Vic at July 03, 2020 04:01 AM (mpXpK)

906 RIP broadcasting icon Hugh Downs at 99.


https://tinyurl.com/yc8cac82

Posted by: Vic at July 03, 2020 04:01 AM (mpXpK)

907 RAMIREZ (not good one)


https://tinyurl.com/y92tlcz5


And that's it for today. Nothing out there but an abundance of coronacrap hype because all the Democrat riots are over.

Posted by: Vic at July 03, 2020 04:01 AM (mpXpK)

908 Now is the "Summer" of our discontent......

Shakespeare

Posted by: The Nightwatch in Quarantine at July 03, 2020 04:05 AM (u1WYs)

909 I saw on Nextdoor in west hollywood Sheriffs are fining non-mask wearing $300 first offense, $1000 second offense.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 03, 2020 04:07 AM (rep16)

910 896
I'm a pessimist. It's because I see the brainwashing. People who think either they or their free and prosperous Neighbors of Color are suffering like galley slaves. Do people spend their entire lives this way?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 03, 2020 03:47 AM (G51Gf)


I guess people can choose what ever path they want.

I always grew up admiring independence, creativity and drive. It seems I'm out of vogue in the current environment. And somehow, I can live with that. Because there are good people that don't get credit but prod along. Those are my people. 24/7. And we are still out here, no matter what Progda tells us. This blog draws exactly these kind of people.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 03, 2020 04:14 AM (sy5kK)

911
wtf happened to Ramirez?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 03, 2020 04:16 AM (G51Gf)

912 Why anyone of prudence (or common sense) would even venture into WEHO....(cause they all be HOE fer schizzle) that neck O' da woods...should wear a full body condom just driving in...and don't stop until you hit west of the 405....just to be safe.

Posted by: The Nightwatch in Quarantine at July 03, 2020 04:17 AM (u1WYs)

913 Good morning, horde, and have a good birthday, new zesty.

Looked at all the comments, no really I did, and unless I missed it, am surprised that no one has said it yet.

AFLAC!


Posted by: Grog at July 03, 2020 04:17 AM (weXmt)

914 Because.....bath houses...just like San Fran Sicko in 78.

Posted by: The Nightwatch in Quarantine at July 03, 2020 04:21 AM (u1WYs)

915 As with rhomboid, LCD, I largely agree. And if you're in blue territory you're smack dab in the middle of it, and it requires that you look out for yourself and your loved ones however it's necessary.

But as I look at the various blue factions battling each other, and see the lengths that the "traditional" blues have been willing to go to - actual no-shit sedition based on monstrous abuses of power and outrages to decency (not that the latter has bothered them that much for the past half century) - I dunno, it just kind of reeks of desperation. I think they are running scared.

They're corrupt, they know they're corrupt, and they're finally getting clued in that we also know - know - that they're corrupt. They have reason to be desperate.

So if they're willing to make actual war on us, well there's not much we can do to prevent it. And in that case what will be, will be.

In the meantime I'm finding it pretty easy to find folks of all persuasions who think those people out in the streets are just bat-shit crazy, and as importantly who aren't afraid to say so.

I'm off to bed! Goodnight all, and thanks for the chat.

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at July 03, 2020 04:24 AM (YqED9)

916 Communist from IL says she will block all military promotions unless lying asshole Vinman is promoted.


https://tinyurl.com/ycb8ac92
Posted by: Vic

talk to the hands

Posted by: Donnie T at July 03, 2020 04:31 AM (QzkSJ)

917 Lady with the ducks is funny.

Mornin', all

Posted by: My life is insanity at July 03, 2020 04:32 AM (uUQ7n)

918 That's how cucked out you have to be to still be watching the NFL: you have to say to be able to say to yourself that playing a racial national anthem isn't a bridge too far.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 03, 2020 04:32 AM (H5knJ)

919 That's how cucked out you have to be to still be watching the NFL: you have to say to be able to say to yourself that playing a racial national anthem isn't a bridge too far.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls


And a happy Friday to you, Sir!

Posted by: Bizarrely Optimistic Miklos at July 03, 2020 04:38 AM (QzkSJ)

920 >>In the meantime I'm finding it pretty easy to find folks of all persuasions who think those people out in the streets are just bat-shit crazy, and as importantly who aren't afraid to say so.

...

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at July 03, 2020 04:24 AM (YqED9)

Me too. There is hope.

Posted by: My life is insanity at July 03, 2020 04:38 AM (uUQ7n)

921 In the unlikely event we have jury trials in the liberal cities where these events occurred all the white old trumpsters will be thrown off the jury for cause as trump ordered their arrests.leaving black and millennial jurors. Remember what happened to angela davis, huey newton, bill ayres, john hinckley, o.j. simpson and many others. Do you think blacks (uncle toms will be kicked off the jury) will find a white kid guilty of trying to bring down a statute of a racist slave holder. Are you on dope are you just are a dope. Covid-19 has destabilized and discredited authority just like the black plague did 700 years ago.

Posted by: raimondo at July 03, 2020 04:40 AM (1+WqQ)

922 It's still Thursday night in my head.

I don't know why you sickos are up this early. Me: I'm just too stupid to go to bed.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 03, 2020 04:41 AM (H5knJ)

923 I don't know why you sickos are up this early. Me: I'm just too stupid to go to bed.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical ball

We're not sickos until the CDC says so OFFICIALLY

Posted by: Dr. Mikos Fauci at July 03, 2020 04:48 AM (QzkSJ)

924 >>I don't know why you sickos are up this early. Me: I'm just too stupid to go to bed.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 03, 2020 04:41 AM (H5knJ)

Lol

Rising early is good for you! Or a necessity if you start work at 4a.m.

Which means I'm heading out. Thankful for my job and employers who 'get it', as well do an overwhelming majority of our customers.

Count your Blessings and enjoy your day, all.

Posted by: My life is insanity at July 03, 2020 04:49 AM (uUQ7n)

925 Rhomboid you are right about Trump's scientific advisors. Terrible job on all counts. And also Niall Ferguson in Britain. They failed on preparation for Covid, and response. Maybe Trump should create a small group to identify some younger scientists that were skeptics, and replace Fauci et al with those people-who in hindsight were correct. And more importantly refocus the CDC on their real job, identifying and responding to such outbreaks.

And about getting depressed about the political situation, I know where you guys are coming from. The media is not going to change, and they are the main problem. But! If in his second term Trump could somehow turn 4-5 D Senators. To create almost like a rational independent party. They could still be Ds, but vote with Rs on some issues. These people would be policy makers as their votes would swing everything. Their states would see Trump's largesse. If Trump could somehow slowly move some of the Ds away from their extremism. Slowly the D side might become more reasonable.

Posted by: MikeM at July 03, 2020 04:51 AM (9rSRX)

926 Boker tov dear morons.

I have been dealing with public health officials all week who have their heads stuck firmly up their asses.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 03, 2020 04:52 AM (EZebt)

927 osted by: Bizarrely Optimistic Miklos at July 03, 2020 04:38 AM (QzkSJ)


The continuous creativity of the adjectives. It is a thing of beauty.

*bows*

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 03, 2020 04:53 AM (sy5kK)

928 131 99 Some funny stuff tonight, that Mitsubishi one really got me, though.
Posted by: t-bird at July 02, 2020 10:16 PM (dYmWY)

I used to work out on Ford Island, in the middle of Pearl Harbor. Shared a townhouse with an instructor at Dive School out there, and we took the Ferry over every Work day.

Ferry leaves from the same parking lot as the Arizona Memorial.

Would not believe this if I had not seen it with me own eyes.

Old Japanese couple walks up to us as we are crossing the Parking lot and says 'Excuse Please, where is Arizona Memorial?'

Crusty EOD Dive School Chief Petty Officer says 'Right out in the fucking harbor, where you left it'. Then turns and walks away.

I was gobsmacked, got on the Ferry where he smiled and said 'you know, always wanted to do that'.

----
I used to work Phillies ballgames at the Vet, back in the 90's. I would usually work at the man gate, our boss was a crusty, old, WWII vet, Navy guy. One night, Japanese rookie pitching phenom Hideo Nomo was starting for LA, and there was a group of Japanese tourists attending the game. They were wandering around the gate, looking for the Penthouse Suites entrance. The old Vet yells, "over there!!" and points to the gate. The tourists don't speak a lick of English, so they just stand there. Exasperated, the old vet yells," It's right over there! Jesus, you guys didn't have any trouble finding Pearl Harbor!!!" The tourists had no clue why we suddenly burst into laughter.

They eventually found their seats.

Love those WWII vets.

Posted by: Midnight Rambler at July 03, 2020 04:54 AM (HEiLh)

929 Covid-19 has destabilized and discredited authority just like the black plague did 700 years ago.
Posted by: raimondo at July 03, 2020 04:40 AM (1+WqQ)


other than some wine. no other intoxicants of any kind. none.

I actually agree with this. kinda. gonna pour another glass and ponder.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 03, 2020 04:57 AM (sy5kK)

930 Good morning!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 03, 2020 04:58 AM (m/Sks)

931 *bows*
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

*Lifts fez*

Posted by: Miklos with actual fez and hookah at July 03, 2020 04:58 AM (QzkSJ)

932

glass of wine poured.

pondering.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 03, 2020 04:58 AM (sy5kK)

933 I actually agree with this. kinda. gonna pour another glass and ponder.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg


Who are you, and what have you done with the real raimondo!!??

Posted by: Miklos on tap at July 03, 2020 05:02 AM (QzkSJ)

934 In EU country it's Brits trying to land an airliner in Germany. The punchline is "I had no problem finding it in 1944."

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 03, 2020 05:03 AM (u82oZ)

935 LCD I had the same experience last week seeing the devestation in Union Sq and downtown for the first time, was deeply shocked, and came to the same conclusion as you. This is an armed, organized insurrection, more than "rioting". It is the violent continuation of the attempted coup against the president.

It has been called as much by the president, yet he does not react to it as if it was.

JackStraw says he sees the president's leadership on this and scores Seattle as a "win" for Trump.

I see none.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 03, 2020 05:04 AM (EZebt)

936 Up and about, coffee is on

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2020 05:04 AM (6f16T)

937 pondering.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

Ah

Like Poi Dog

https://tinyurl.com/yd4ng8xx

Posted by: Miklos with a Hula Hoop at July 03, 2020 05:05 AM (QzkSJ)

938 Covid-19 has destabilized and discredited authority
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I am watching intently how badly Mayor Jenny and Emperor Jay can f*** up the state and it's largest city so badly, and stand before voters. Four years ago, Seattle was printing money for everyone, the business everywhere was crazy. Now..........

Jay is in November, Jenny is in 2021.

Anybody else.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 03, 2020 05:08 AM (sy5kK)

939 JackStraw says he sees the president's leadership on this and scores Seattle as a "win" for Trump.

I see none.
Posted by: San Franpsycho


Is SanFran still part of the USA?

Seems like an obvious question.

Posted by: Miklos, comfortably South of the Mason Dixon at July 03, 2020 05:09 AM (QzkSJ)

940 Just checking news around teh interwebz this morning and man.... there's a whole lotta crazy out there.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 03, 2020 05:10 AM (m/Sks)

941 Bottom line, do NOT give up, don't let the bastards get you down. Things are not at all what they seem right now as we are in the midst of some major fucking psy ops, by an alliance between domestic and foreign enemies. The pandemic was global and new and everyone thought/knew it came from a fucking biowar lab. I give people - even Americans - a pass on submitting to "the rules" but only to a point. What I'm saying is I can't judge us too harshly yet.

The Republican enablers and conspirators are still our biggest problem, but I believe the independent spirit of this country, which is what made us the leader of the world for 250 years, is far from dead. And God has not given up on us.
Posted by: ... at July 03, 2020 03:12 AM (xP7BH)

===

Thanks for this. I've been jonesing for a dose of irongrampa optimism, but this will do nicely.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 03, 2020 05:13 AM (EZebt)

942 Is SanFran still part of the USA?

Seems like an obvious question.
Posted by: Miklos, comfortably South of the Mason Dixon at July 03, 2020 05:09 AM (QzkSJ)

===

The answer is also obvious.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 03, 2020 05:14 AM (EZebt)

943 Good evening/morning

Sleep is elusive

Enjoyed the WWII stories

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 03, 2020 05:15 AM (IDhUW)

944 922 It's still Thursday night in my head.

I don't know why you sickos are up this early. Me: I'm just too stupid to go to bed.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
--------
I have to be at work. Technically its a federal holiday but I'm "essential". Meh.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 03, 2020 05:19 AM (QBNh9)

945 It has been called as much by the president, yet he does not react to it as if it was.

JackStraw says he sees the president's leadership on this and scores Seattle as a "win" for Trump.

I see none.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 03, 2020 05:04 AM (EZebt)


Sadly, San Franpscycho, I agree. Seattle is not a win by any means. Seattle is not a throw-away city. Seattle is the closest port city to Asia by a day, and is geographically what New York is to Europe in the 19th century.

Seattle suffers from one-party politics lack of reality decision making. Like California.

Washington state - at least western WA, has always been about 20 years behind California. Since the 21st century, it is more like 10 years or less.

One party rule is a disaster. The Left wants it and like cancer, metastasizes everywhere they can. Death to freedom, individualism, and creativity follow. Ideas are no longer discussed.

I see it here. I am unsure how to stop it with all the local press adding to the brainwashing.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 03, 2020 05:19 AM (sy5kK)

946 @934 Actual Franfurt tower: Haven't you ever been to frankfort before? British airline pilot : Yes twice in 1944 ;but it was very dark and we didn't land!

Posted by: raimondo at July 03, 2020 05:22 AM (1+WqQ)

947 The answer is also obvious.
Posted by: San Franpsycho


OK

I will sponsor you for an H1 visa*

*Fees and modalities may apply

Posted by: Miklosian Immigration Services LLC at July 03, 2020 05:25 AM (QzkSJ)

948 939 JackStraw says he sees the president's leadership on this and scores Seattle as a "win" for Trump.
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I think it is a win if it wakes up the most of the residents (and some of the onlookers) to the fact that their leadership is corrupt and they need to vote for different ideas. The elections this fall will tell if the voters have learned this. Assuming voter fraud doesn't distort the vote too badly.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 03, 2020 05:25 AM (IDhUW)

949 Read about the black plague of the dark ages and what it did to the authority of the catholic church. You will see whats coming. chaussers canturbury tales. People behaved then as they do now!

Posted by: raimondo at July 03, 2020 05:26 AM (1+WqQ)

950
Is SanFran still part of the USA?

Seems like an obvious question.
Posted by: Miklos, comfortably South of the Mason Dixon at July 03, 2020 05:09 AM (QzkSJ)


I love my state. And I love to travel all over the USA, less so now. SF is a special, amazing place, especially when one considers the history and geography. I've been there at least 25 times over the years.

But like my city, the leadership has failed and the area is now disgusting. Some parts inhabitable. It doesn't have to be that way, the leadership wants it and the voters don't care.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 03, 2020 05:26 AM (sy5kK)

951 Lol, early morning hours seem to benefit raimondo.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 03, 2020 05:27 AM (IDhUW)

952 2020 more than likely going down as the biggest gun sale year
Ever!!!

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2020 05:28 AM (6f16T)

953 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 03, 2020 05:30 AM (u82oZ)

954 951 Lol, early morning hours seem to benefit raimondo.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 03, 2020 05:27 AM (IDhUW)

raimondo, don't take this wrong, but you are actually sounding sensical. We're caught off-guard.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 03, 2020 05:32 AM (sy5kK)

955 NaCly Dog is a Great American.


It ain't over 'till WE say it's over!

Posted by: Miklos, frienf of All Noble Albanian (Shqipri) Peoples, especially the Belushi Clan at July 03, 2020 05:33 AM (QzkSJ)

956 LeftCoast Dawg

Maybe the address is fixed, but the operators change. And we got a knowledgeable Latvian vice the usual dopey Macedonian or Nigerian.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 03, 2020 05:34 AM (u82oZ)

957 Good morning to you NaCly! Your morning mantra is most excellent.

I will add: this is the day that the Lord has made, let us rejoice and be glad in it.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 03, 2020 05:34 AM (IDhUW)

958 @953 Its hard to strike fear in leftist hearts as we are america's future and You are ameriKKKa's past. You think AOC isn't afraid of some old whites in need of industrial strength viagra!

Posted by: raimondo at July 03, 2020 05:35 AM (1+WqQ)

959 raimondo, don't take this wrong, but you are actually sounding sensical. We're caught off-guard.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

It's normal working hours in Moscow.

Just sayin'

Posted by: Miklos, friend of All Noble Ruble-based Minimum Wage Peoples at July 03, 2020 05:35 AM (QzkSJ)

960 legalinsurrection.com/umass lowell nursing dean reportedly fired after saying everyones life matters in email

Anyone not of pure thought will be eliminated

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2020 05:36 AM (6f16T)

961 >>> Lol, early morning hours seem to benefit raimondo.

I think he is saying he is a Chaucer fan because of the free form spelling.

Posted by: fluffy at July 03, 2020 05:36 AM (FgJKq)

962 americans do not standing getting to the can brotherhood from starting as 30,000 mexican-americans are other counts. gun contra Trump treasonable to getting majority puts up with it it will let you mean who thru the post official!

Posted by: raimondo on tap at July 03, 2020 05:37 AM (QzkSJ)

963 Miklos

We need to have a day when your sock puppeting skills are needed.

On every device, we all publish an affirmation of America's greatness, with one name for all messages. What would be the best American Name to reintroduce us to the younger generation as the with-it country?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 03, 2020 05:37 AM (u82oZ)

964 I think he is saying he is a Chaucer fan because of the free form spelling.
Posted by: fluffy

spelinge

Posted by: The Miklos Tale at July 03, 2020 05:38 AM (QzkSJ)

965 Well, who can argue with that?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 03, 2020 05:39 AM (A5zUN)

966 Skip

The only perfect guy showed up a long time ago, and we killed him.

Redemption is a powerful mechanism for good. Remove that possibility, and many have nothing to lose by taking out something big as they go down in flames.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 03, 2020 05:39 AM (u82oZ)

967 What would be the best American Name to reintroduce us to the younger generation as the with-it country?

Posted by: NaCly Dog

Set up a chat app called Unum.

Then go all E Pluribus on they asses.

Posted by: Miklosian Anti-Marketing SA de CV at July 03, 2020 05:40 AM (QzkSJ)

968 The Republican enablers and conspirators are still our biggest problem, but I believe the independent spirit of this country, which is what made us the leader of the world for 250 years, is far from dead. And God has not given up on us.
Posted by: ... at July 03, 2020 03:12 AM (xP7BH)



^This^

Posted by: LASue at July 03, 2020 05:41 AM (Ed8Zd)

969


Happy Third of July!



btw, Little LCD texted me with a picture of his fireworks purchase. He went nuts, and having met a fireworks importer a couple of years ago, planned it out and bought $1200 of serious fireworks. It was his Expedition and his gf's brother's canopy covered pick up bed's worth. Full.

Hey, it's his money. At least he told me.

He bought at the same price level the Reservation Indians buy at, who have massive sales stands on their reservations. Which would be roughly $5,000 worth at their retail.

I don't know whether to be proud, or call the fire department.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 03, 2020 05:41 AM (sy5kK)

970 Miklosian

Da. Thanks tovarich!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 03, 2020 05:42 AM (u82oZ)

971 Well, who can argue with that?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

*general harumpf of agreement*

Posted by: Miklos, at the Old Boys Club at July 03, 2020 05:42 AM (QzkSJ)

972 raimondo must have hit the bong

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 03, 2020 05:44 AM (EZebt)

973 Should make something good for breakfast but not motivated.

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2020 05:44 AM (6f16T)

974 It's normal working hours in Moscow.

Just sayin'
Posted by: Miklos, friend of All Noble Ruble-based Minimum Wage Peoples at July 03, 2020 05:35 AM (QzkSJ)


yeah, come to think of it, I've never owned one of those 24 hour watches. I forgot about those 'ruskies.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 03, 2020 05:44 AM (sy5kK)

975 Seattle is not a throw-away city.
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No part of the USA should be ceded to the enemy. I would consider an amicable "divorce" if I thought it was possible. We individualists are not being left in peace now. It is unlikely we would be left in peace in a divorce.

I would like to see a reset to the Constitution as written with a few revisions based on what we have learned from our history.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 03, 2020 05:44 AM (IDhUW)

976 LeftCoast Dawg

Ya know, a night with a good woman can give you equivalent effects, and a lot cheaper.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 03, 2020 05:45 AM (u82oZ)

977
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 03, 2020 05:47 AM (rgWqH)

978 but I believe the independent spirit of this country, which is what made us the leader of the world for 250 years, is far from dead. And God has not given up on us.
Posted by: ... at July 03, 2020 03:12 AM (xP7BH)



^This^
Posted by: LASue at July 03, 2020 05:41 AM (Ed8Zd)

agreed.

God has a lot of laughing left to do.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 03, 2020 05:47 AM (sy5kK)

979 Why didn't blacks burn florida down over travon martin or after fergusen mo? Answer: Obama president. Black leadership told black community cool it we must protect Obama. Now no Obama to protect black leaderships now says we are not uncle toms! As Malcolm X said "By any means necessary!" With no black president to protect we agree!

Posted by: raimondo at July 03, 2020 05:48 AM (1+WqQ)

980 AmericanKestrel

I've been thinking a lot about Constitution 2.0. (I was chairman and quizmaster of our Constitution Bee efforts a while back.

Just one of my many ideas: Lack of a budget in regular order removes all funding for legislative assistants. No exceptions.

We have been without a budget since 2009. And that is by design. Should never happen.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 03, 2020 05:48 AM (u82oZ)

981 No part of the USA should be ceded to the enemy.


I live near a city burned by the Yankees (there were...several).

I am prepared to use what we were taught.

Posted by: Memory unimpaired Miklos at July 03, 2020 05:48 AM (QzkSJ)

982 Kind of shocked a bit Ghislaine was arrested, really doubt its going to go anywhere, she knows to much.

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2020 05:49 AM (6f16T)

983 Set up a chat app called Unum.

Then go all E Pluribus on they asses.
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Update a classic - I like it!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 03, 2020 05:49 AM (IDhUW)

984 LeftCoast Dawg

I told God my plans. He's still chuckling.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 03, 2020 05:50 AM (u82oZ)

985 Troll dropped a steaming comment at end of this can't go on thread

Posted by: A dude in MI at July 03, 2020 05:50 AM (a8/hW)

986 btw, Little LCD texted me with a picture of his fireworks purchase. He went nuts, and having met a fireworks importer a couple of years ago, planned it out and bought $1200 of serious fireworks. It was his Expedition and his gf's brother's canopy covered pick up bed's worth. Full.
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Wow! Hope you get to enjoy the show!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 03, 2020 05:52 AM (IDhUW)

987 Skip

Just once, I'd like the truth about our debauched, decadent, corrupt, upper-class twit "elites" to be revealed.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 03, 2020 05:52 AM (u82oZ)

988 I've been thinking a lot about Constitution 2.0.


Term limits (18 years combined House and Senate)

Residence-It's a tax rule already-must be physically present no less than 183 days per year in state or district

Posted by: Miklos, the best actual Political Scientist you're likely to get at this hour at July 03, 2020 05:52 AM (QzkSJ)

989
The Horde is a helluva lot cheaper than a psychiatrist, and more effective, too.

And you get to drink wine during sessions.

But unfortunately, the wine bottle eventually empties.

Stay safe, stay positive, stay creative, don't let the sludge stick to you.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 03, 2020 05:55 AM (sy5kK)

990 LeftCoast Dawg

Have a good and safe 4th. With all your fingers still attached on the 5th.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 03, 2020 05:57 AM (u82oZ)

991 Just one of my many ideas: Lack of a budget in regular order removes all funding for legislative assistants. No exceptions.

We have been without a budget since 2009. And that is by design. Should never happen.
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This could be addressed in The Constitution 2.0. Even with the original to work with, to write an updated version that keeps the spirit of the original with some clarification and some tweaks would be a daunting task. It seems miraculous that the first version is so well laid out.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 03, 2020 05:57 AM (IDhUW)

992 Just once, I'd like the truth about our debauched, decadent, corrupt, upper-class twit "elites" to be revealed.

I think it has, and continues to be. It's not like it isn't obvious, either. What really needs to happen is there needs to be some accountability.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 03, 2020 05:57 AM (m/Sks)

993 Good morning, all.

I brought some dressing for raimondo's word salad. French or Italian?

Posted by: creeper at July 03, 2020 05:57 AM (XxJt1)

994 Miklos

I like the way you think. And we could probably launch Unum with an IPO for a LLC.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 03, 2020 05:58 AM (u82oZ)

995 A conglomerates of life lessons is better advice than a Leftist degreefor advise.

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2020 05:59 AM (6f16T)

996 Glancing at yesterday's threads it looks like the Boss is running on empty. He ain't alone.

Posted by: creeper at July 03, 2020 05:59 AM (XxJt1)

997 {{{.creeper.}}}

I'll be sending you e-mail sometime over the holiday.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 03, 2020 05:59 AM (u82oZ)

998 Ace need to go to the MoMeet in Texas. That would chill him out.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 03, 2020 06:00 AM (u82oZ)

999 Imagine AOC president elected by 50% of country minorities, white millennials and white liberal women. A dream come true!

Posted by: raimondo at July 03, 2020 06:01 AM (1+WqQ)

1000 Yes

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2020 06:01 AM (6f16T)

1001 ND

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2020 06:01 AM (6f16T)

1002 It seems miraculous that the first version is so well laid out.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel


It is still well laid out.

A short and sweet would be to hang five (5) federal judges per year.

By law.

Posted by: Chief Justice Miklos "Roy" Bean at July 03, 2020 06:02 AM (QzkSJ)

1003 Term limits (18 years combined House and Senate)
-----
Term limits for SCOTUS as well.

Any new programs have limited time frames too.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 03, 2020 06:02 AM (IDhUW)

1004 If Ace is in the heart of socalist utopia it would do him good to get away to the heartland.

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2020 06:03 AM (6f16T)

1005 1000 Yes
Posted by: Skip

What you gonna do with 1000 pancakes?

Posted by: Miklos NMB at July 03, 2020 06:03 AM (QzkSJ)

1006 Skip

Have you noticed that ace has mentioned in the last few years that he has friends. He's come a long way.

A hug from Ben Had is life-affirming. She can take his gloom away.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 03, 2020 06:05 AM (u82oZ)

1007 I brought some dressing for raimondo's word salad. French or Italian?
Posted by: creeper

Is there a recipe for Babylonian dressing?

Posted by: Bruce at July 03, 2020 06:05 AM (vd8XM)

1008 Well this had to be hard for them to write....

https://tinyurl.com/y7o3ak9n

Posted by: Molly k. at July 03, 2020 06:05 AM (6kRGS)

1009 Spent an hour texting back and forth with my niece by marriage. What a depressing conversation. It's all Covid all the time. She cannot leave the house because she might get it. It's rampant everywhere and it's not getting better. I ran the numbers for her in her state and the infection rate is .005%. Deaths are down even with infection rates up. It just doesn't register with her that it's not the end of the world. Jobs will never come back. I told her 4.8 million reentered/started in the job force in June.
But, but the news tells me it's all doom and gloom. Explained that news sources are for creating panic. They thrive on it and they make their bucks that way. Nope, Nope, Nope. All news sources aren't bad there are some that are honest.
I gave up, it's just too depressing.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 03, 2020 06:06 AM (JVgnl)

1010 I've got more questions than answers when it comes to Maxwell and Epstein. Why did she leave the safety of Italy? Who really ran that operation? Where did the money come from?


Something convinced Maxwell to face the music she might well have avoided. What was it?

Posted by: creeper at July 03, 2020 06:06 AM (XxJt1)

1011 What really needs to happen is there needs to be some accountability.
-----
Yes!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 03, 2020 06:06 AM (IDhUW)

1012 I like the way you think. And we could probably launch Unum with an IPO for a LLC.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

We'll fund it from the profits from Moronopoly.

Posted by: Miklosian IPR (Pty) Ltd. at July 03, 2020 06:07 AM (QzkSJ)

1013 neverenoughcaffeine

Alas, people only accept reason if they come up with it. Pain used to be instructive.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 03, 2020 06:07 AM (u82oZ)

1014 999 raimondo:

https://tinyurl.com/yamheokl

Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 03, 2020 06:08 AM (4zyav)

1015 What really needs to happen is there needs to be some accountability.


What we have here, is a failure to communicate!

Posted by: Doing the Miklos over here Boss at July 03, 2020 06:08 AM (QzkSJ)

1016 Hey, Salty! You've been on my mind. Evidently your tax situation is nicely in hand. How are the cedars?

Posted by: creeper at July 03, 2020 06:09 AM (XxJt1)

1017 A short and sweet would be to hang five (5) federal judges per year.

By law.
----
Seems harsh, but it would not be difficult to find candidates.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 03, 2020 06:10 AM (IDhUW)

1018 Kind of shocked a bit Ghislaine was arrested, really doubt its going to go anywhere, she knows to much.
Posted by: Skip at Ju

Funny how this finally happens immediately after Berman was fired.

Posted by: LASue at July 03, 2020 06:10 AM (Ed8Zd)

1019 Just read that Pritzker got his ass handed to him by a judge. What's happening in IL? Will things reopen?

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 03, 2020 06:10 AM (JVgnl)

1020 Is there a recipe for Babylonian dressing?
Posted by: Bruce


Yes, but it's not kosher.

Posted by: Miklos' Own Deplorable Cookings at July 03, 2020 06:10 AM (QzkSJ)

1021 That they fudge the covid numbers isn't a doubt to me. Tried every which way to find out why every week is a yo-yo.
Sat +2, Sun 0, Mon 0, tues 35, wens 35, thurs 0, fri 65.
I have just about all the numbers for NY and NJ since Apr and think I need to list them to see if they do the same yo-yo weekly.

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2020 06:12 AM (6f16T)

1022 TGIF, peoples.

Posted by: jsg at July 03, 2020 06:13 AM (o54fZ)

1023 Is there a recipe for Babylonian dressing?
Posted by: Bruce


Yes, but it's not kosher.
Posted by: Miklos' Own Deplorable Cookings at July 03, 2020 06:10 AM (QzkSJ)
----
It involves wet clay and onions. And camel spiders.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 03, 2020 06:13 AM (4zyav)

1024 Seems harsh, but it would not be difficult to find candidates.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel


The Last Meal options would be poi, Buffalo poi, or Free Range Sustainable poi.

Posted by: Miklosian Justice, wait 'till I tell about the Impalements at July 03, 2020 06:13 AM (QzkSJ)

1025 "Babylonian dressing"

ISWYDT. Nice.

Posted by: creeper at July 03, 2020 06:13 AM (XxJt1)

1026 I've thought of a story line where, in a different America, all the Leftist crap since 1965 is gone. We are in Space, education actually works, and we are all raising our standards by the content of our character.

Eisenhower engineered it all. One story will be of the hardcore American defenders in HR, ensuring merit is supreme. And we have an infrastructure program using sentenced anti-American prisoners.

Our world is only in dystopian books by a scorned madman author.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 03, 2020 06:13 AM (u82oZ)

1027 Kind of shocked a bit Ghislaine was arrested,
-----
Hope springs eternal. I hope to see many "elites" brought to justice because of this arrest.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 03, 2020 06:14 AM (IDhUW)

1028 Skip. The CDC has changed the reporting criteria again for infections. States can now report suspected and confirmed together. Or are you talking about deaths?

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 03, 2020 06:15 AM (JVgnl)

1029 I need to get a sign that says "Black Lingerie Matters."

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 03, 2020 06:15 AM (u82oZ)

1030 It involves wet clay and onions. And camel spiders.
Posted by: Captain Obvious

No meat on a spider. Not even the plate or face sized ones.

We know.

Posted by: Superior Cultures S.A. (Zimbabwe) at July 03, 2020 06:15 AM (QzkSJ)

1031 Just read that Pritzker got his ass handed to him by a judge. What's happening in IL? Will things reopen?
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine

I've not seen anything.

Posted by: Bruce at July 03, 2020 06:15 AM (vd8XM)

1032 Emperor Wolf is still jumping on the gas pedal with his mandatory masks leaving the house. The legislature took a shot at stopping but dictators must dictate so its in the courts I guess.
This guy isn't wearing one outside, ever.

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2020 06:16 AM (6f16T)

1033 I need to get a sign that says "Black Lingerie Matters."
Posted by: NaCly Dog

The right girl would make one for you.

Posted by: Multimiklosy Cultural at July 03, 2020 06:16 AM (QzkSJ)

1034 creeper

I was going to tell you in an email, with pictures. I am 2 weeks from starting production in my bespoke production shed.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 03, 2020 06:16 AM (u82oZ)

1035 Skip. Here's the link to the reporting change.
https://tinyurl.com/sjjsgqm
Scroll down to the National Review section below the graphs.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 03, 2020 06:17 AM (JVgnl)

1036 Multimiklosy Cultural

Probably, but my wife would get upset. The pattern is full, Ghostrider.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 03, 2020 06:18 AM (u82oZ)

1037 Now it has changed from keeping people from dying to keeping people from catching it?

Posted by: jsg at July 03, 2020 06:18 AM (o54fZ)

1038 Yesterday on radio, not sure which state or CDC rules, guy subbing for Rush said they were listing as infected people known to be in contact with a infected person without any other information other than they were know to have contact.

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2020 06:18 AM (6f16T)

1039 If there is a 4th stimulus package, I want it to include replacement statues for all the ones vandalized. I want their importance to be laid out on the site so that they can be mini learning centers. And since I'm throwing out wishes here, I want two statues for every one damaged, one in the original spot and one at least two states away.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 03, 2020 06:19 AM (IDhUW)

1040 Just read that Pritzker got his ass handed to him by a judge. What's happening in IL? Will things reopen?
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine

I've not seen anything.
Posted by: Bruce


Executive Summary-

Downstate Judge says Pritzker acts illegally. Gov. Pritzker ignores.

Hawaiian judges overrule US Presidents, but Illinois judges can be ignored by the Governor of Illinois.

America-What a country!

Posted by: Miklos Smirnov at July 03, 2020 06:20 AM (QzkSJ)

1041 Now it has changed from keeping people from dying to keeping people from catching it?

Posted by: jsg

Illinois Phase 5 plan includes that there needs to be a vaccine for it before we can return to "normal"

Posted by: Bruce at July 03, 2020 06:21 AM (vd8XM)

1042 I would wear a BLM shirt for Babies Lives Matter

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 03, 2020 06:22 AM (IDhUW)

1043 Bruce. The ruling
https://tinyurl.com/y8t9n67e

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 03, 2020 06:22 AM (JVgnl)

1044 Now it has changed from keeping people from dying to keeping people from catching it?

Posted by: jsg


*grabs at air*

YESSSS

Posted by: "Democratic" Socialists at July 03, 2020 06:23 AM (QzkSJ)

1045 Bruce

We can write an entirely new March of Folly on this episode in crazy actions.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 03, 2020 06:23 AM (u82oZ)

1046 1035 mostly to me deaths are going down continually

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2020 06:24 AM (6f16T)

1047 Time to be productive. Have a great day everyone.

Be that person lighting up the approaching darkness with a torch of American Exceptionalism.

USA! USA! USA!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 03, 2020 06:26 AM (u82oZ)

1048 Listening to some SRV to go along with the morning coffee. Gonna be pumped by 0600. I wonder if the neighbors will be mad if the lawn mower starts up at 0610....

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 03, 2020 06:26 AM (m/Sks)

1049 I don't know whether to be proud, or call the fire department.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

Buy beer

Posted by: Jean at July 03, 2020 06:26 AM (kNlWC)

1050 1042 I would wear a BLM shirt for Babies Lives Matter
Posted by: AmericanKestrel



Will the Bureau of Land Management change there name? Otherwise, they are racist oppressors whole steal acronyms!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 03, 2020 06:27 AM (MVR7y)

1051 I could have worked today, and normally would have but need to get new work boots fast, and tomorrow couldn't happen. So will have to take mask and go to shoe store.

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2020 06:28 AM (6f16T)

1052 USA! USA! USA!
Posted by: NaCly Dog

*shoots penny rockets and roman candles in Salty's general direction*

Posted by: Miklos, flag is always at July 03, 2020 06:29 AM (QzkSJ)

1053 present
good morning

Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 03, 2020 06:29 AM (iTXRQ)

1054 Bruce. The ruling
https://tinyurl.com/y8t9n67e
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine

I like how Prickzter says the ruling is an insult to the ones who died of Kovid.
Has anyone asked him how the hell it's an insult?

Posted by: Bruce at July 03, 2020 06:29 AM (vd8XM)

1055 Skip. There are still deaths but at a much slower rate and in the states I follow, especially OH, a high proportion are in long term care. The infections are rising which is understandable since lock downs have been eased and the reporting has changed again. More people are exposed to what is essentially the flu and they are playing loose with the positive numbers by allowing suspected but not verified cases.
No matter what is going on there are some governors like Wolfe, Pritzker, Inslee, Newsom that are going to continue to play the tyrant and be heavy handed when they should tailor there lockdowns to the age group or areas most effected. Assholes gonna asshole.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 03, 2020 06:29 AM (JVgnl)

1056 Buy beer
Posted by: Jean


This is also the First Rule of New Orleans hurricane prep.

Posted by: Miklos, yes indeed at July 03, 2020 06:30 AM (QzkSJ)

1057 Will the Bureau of Land Management change there name? Otherwise, they are racist oppressors whole steal acronyms!!
-----
I'm always looking to cut gvt programs. Bye bye BLM, you've been deemed racist, you've got to go!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 03, 2020 06:32 AM (IDhUW)

1058 Emperor Wolf is definitely playing the long game pushing for universal mail in voting, keep the fear factor up

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2020 06:33 AM (6f16T)

1059 Just read a story that foreign visitors and immigrants living in Sweden are being harassed for wearing a mask in public. Govt there does not recommend masks, but does say to keep a distance from strangers.

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 03, 2020 06:33 AM (zqs/f)

1060 Lori Lightfoot, the King of Chicago, also known as Groot,
Has decried that...

The city ordered the quarantine for anyone who has spent more than 24 hours in the following states before arriving in Chicago: Alabama, Arkansas, Arizona, California, Florida, Georgia, Idaho, Louisiana, Mississippi, North Carolina, Nevada, South Carolina, Tennessee, Texas and Utah.

Of course the COPS!!! OMG!!! are probably the ones that will told to do the enforcement on this

Posted by: Bruce at July 03, 2020 06:34 AM (vd8XM)

1061 > Govt there does not recommend masks, but does say to keep a distance from strangers.
Posted by: Serious Cat



Science must be different there

Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 03, 2020 06:35 AM (iTXRQ)

1062 OAN -former US Attorney Berman testifying before the House, to see if President Trump fired him without reason,
If DJT didn't like his tie color is a good enough reason, no questions asked.

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2020 06:35 AM (6f16T)

1063 >Lori Lightfoot, the King of Chicago, also known as Groot,
Has decried that...



I get the impression that some of America's mayors just don't know what they're doing

Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 03, 2020 06:36 AM (iTXRQ)

1064 OAN - Light Col Vindamen up for promotion, rat fker should be court martial instead for insubordination.

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2020 06:38 AM (6f16T)

1065 I remember thinking with relief when PDT was elected, "thank goodness, the adults are back in charge". It appears that some local gvt positions are still held by infantile like humans.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 03, 2020 06:39 AM (IDhUW)

1066

Ghislaine Maxwell - there was no place to hide

So many more names to come.

These people are sick.
These people are stupid.
These people are evil.
Lots of new housing built at GITMO last few years.

Treason
Sedition
Crimes against humanity

No Deals

Q

Posted by: TeeJ at July 03, 2020 06:40 AM (SNwMD)

1067 Think might wander out and see if some metallurgy is possible.

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2020 06:41 AM (6f16T)

1068 I get the impression that some of America's mayors just don't know what they're doing
Posted by: DB

I think she? is one of the examples that should be trotted out when they say women or gays or POC should govern because white males are soooooo stupid and only cause wars

Posted by: Bruce at July 03, 2020 06:41 AM (vd8XM)

1069 Peace Hordlings

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 03, 2020 06:42 AM (IDhUW)

1070 Vindman also says he believed that if Ukraine actually pursued an investigation into the Biden family and Burisma, as Trump suggested it did, Ukraine would lose bipartisan support, and this would all undermine U.S. national security.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 03, 2020 06:47 AM (JFO2v)

1071 Coming back to say "hi teej!"

Ok, out for real now.

Peace

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 03, 2020 06:47 AM (IDhUW)

1072

Don't let me run ya off.
Headed to utube.
Some catching up to do.

Posted by: TeeJ at July 03, 2020 06:47 AM (SNwMD)

1073 Abbott is getting savaged in a lot of quarters here for his 180 on masks but it is very depressing the number of useful idiots chirping #MaskupTexas. The only way to have made this move even remotely palatable would have been to declare masks = full reopening.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at July 03, 2020 06:48 AM (nFRLh)

1074 1062 OAN -former US Attorney Berman testifying before the House, to see if President Trump fired him without reason,
If DJT didn't like his tie color is a good enough reason, no questions asked.
_______________

Yes, what is it about the fact that U.S. Attorneys "serve at the pleasure of the president" that is so difficult for some people to comprehend?

And why do they only have this problem with comprehension when a Republican is president?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 03, 2020 06:51 AM (k4dH2)

1075
Good morning, Hordians.

Another fine Trump day! Let's get out there and enrage the lunatics by living a good life today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 03, 2020 06:51 AM (mht8P)

1076 Surprising good news -- Baltimore City is opening pools and playgrounds, with some restrictions:

"City officials announced Thursday plans to open five community pools on July 13, followed by five additional pools on July 20. Residents wishing to visit the pools must pre-register for 90-minute time slots and submit to temperature screenings before entry, officials said."

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 03, 2020 06:53 AM (zqs/f)

1077 G'morning, all.

Salty..

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 03, 2020 06:54 AM (3D/fK)

1078 Thank you Lord for another day.

Even though it is supposed to be a smoker today. 97 with a RealFeel (ha) of 106.

Posted by: jsg at July 03, 2020 06:54 AM (o54fZ)

1079 Salty, I can hardly wait for those pix.
And a tiny sample of cedar oil. Pretty please?

Posted by: creeper at July 03, 2020 06:55 AM (XxJt1)

1080 The lawsuit contains new details about former union president Jeffrey David Cox's abuse of power as the top honcho of the union, alleging that he frequently used the company limo to travel to strip clubs or procure male prostitutes.

hey bosses dick does not suck itself.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 03, 2020 06:57 AM (JFO2v)

1081
Even though it is supposed to be a smoker today. 97 with a RealFeel (ha) of 106.

Posted by: jsg at July 03, 2020 06:54 AM (o54fZ)


Got the yard and pens mowed yesterday. It really took the starch out of me.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 03, 2020 06:57 AM (mht8P)

1082 I have never heard of the black national anthem, but apparently the National Felons League will be playing it ahead of the actual National Anthem this year.

Posted by: jsg at July 03, 2020 06:58 AM (o54fZ)

1083 Hubby NEC wants to go out for breakfast. Have a good one Horde.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 03, 2020 06:59 AM (JVgnl)

1084 Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 03, 2020 06:06 AM (JVgnl)

Your niece also lives in Ahia?

Posted by: clutch at July 03, 2020 06:59 AM (HL6Hq)

1085 ZOD.

Posted by: Zod at July 03, 2020 07:01 AM (XzT/D)

1086 * kneels *

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 03, 2020 07:02 AM (zqs/f)

1087 Got the yard and pens mowed yesterday. It really took the starch out of me.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 03, 2020 06:57 AM (mht8P

Smart. Think I'll wait until Saturday morning to chop the lawn.

Posted by: jsg at July 03, 2020 07:02 AM (o54fZ)

1088
Her Majesty and I are driving up to Ennis today to pick up our other foster Borzoi, a father and two yearling sons. The young boys don't even have names. Well, we have a pen with indoor-outdoor access in the air conditioning all ready for them with lots of food and clean water.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 03, 2020 07:03 AM (mht8P)

1089 >>1086 * kneels *
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 03, 2020 07:02 AM (zqs/f)

(Gestures at others)

"See? It's not that hard. This guy gets it. Sheesh."

Posted by: Zod at July 03, 2020 07:03 AM (XzT/D)

1090 Vindman also says he believed that if Ukraine actually pursued an investigation into the Biden family and Burisma, as Trump suggested it did, Ukraine would lose bipartisan support, and this would all undermine U.S. national security.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 03, 20

Uncovering top Democrat corruption would lose democrat support and thus imperil national security?

So Vindeman thinks democrats crimes must stay hidden in order to keep the US safe.
Got it.

Posted by: LASue at July 03, 2020 07:05 AM (Ed8Zd)

1091 1085 ZOD.
Posted by: Zod at July 03, 2020 07:01 AM (XzT/D)

1086 * kneels *
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 03, 2020 07:02 AM (zqs/f)

You can't be Serious.

Posted by: jsg at July 03, 2020 07:05 AM (o54fZ)

1092
(Gestures at others)

"See? It's not that hard. This guy gets it. Sheesh."
Posted by: Zod

Doc says my new knees aren't ready for kneeling yet, can I just curtsey?

Posted by: Bruce at July 03, 2020 07:05 AM (vd8XM)

1093 >>Doc says my new knees aren't ready for kneeling yet, can I just curtsey? Posted by: Bruce at July 03, 2020 07:05 AM (vd8XM)

Your doctor was executed seven minutes ago.

Proceed.

Posted by: Zod at July 03, 2020 07:07 AM (XzT/D)

1094 No Deals

Q
Posted by: TeeJ at July 03, 2020 06:40 AM (SNwMD)

I call bullshit. If there are no deals, then the DOJ will lose "bipartisan support". If they were going to name name they would have.

Posted by: Bill Barr is a at July 03, 2020 07:07 AM (ONvIw)

1095 79 going to 96 down here by NASA

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 03, 2020 07:08 AM (JFO2v)

1096 So Vindeman thinks democrats crimes must stay hidden in order to keep the US safe.
Got it.
Posted by: LASue at July 03, 2020 07:05 AM (Ed8Zd)

Busting Democrats for anything is Not Who We Are.

Punching Nazi Trump Supporters is cool, though.

Posted by: jsg at July 03, 2020 07:08 AM (o54fZ)

1097 Did the left ever decide if it was appropriate for a black actor to play the part of Alexander Hamilton?

Would it be ok for Robert Mathew Van Winkle to portray Tupac in a Bio-Epic film?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 03, 2020 07:08 AM (3D/fK)

1098 So Vindeman thinks democrats crimes must stay hidden in order to keep the US safe.
Got it.
Posted by: LASue at July 03, 2020 07:05 AM (Ed8Zd)

411 AF1 and AF2 trips by lil Biden never even reported

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 03, 2020 07:09 AM (JFO2v)

1099 Going up to 98 in DC area today. Hot enough to fry an organic cage-free egg on the hood of a Prius.

Posted by: Zod at July 03, 2020 07:09 AM (XzT/D)

1100 No matter what is going on there are some governors like Wolfe, Pritzker, Inslee, Newsom that are going to continue to play the tyrant and be heavy handed when they should tailor there lockdowns to the age group or areas most effected. Assholes gonna asshole.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 03, 2020 06:29 AM (JVgnl)

A modest proposal: How about instead of any lock down, our elected officials treat us as free, intelligent adults; after giving us the pertinent information, let us make our own decisions.

Posted by: LASue at July 03, 2020 07:09 AM (Ed8Zd)

1101 Doc says my new knees aren't ready for kneeling yet, can I just curtsey?
Posted by: Bruce at July 03, 2020 07:05 AM (vd8XM)


What does he say about flouncing?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 03, 2020 07:09 AM (eTZoJ)

1102 So Vindeman thinks democrats crimes must stay hidden in order to keep the US safe.
Got it.
Posted by: LASue at July 03, 2020 07:05 AM (Ed8Zd)

The DOJ seems to share this view with regard to indicting coup conspirators, Epstein's donk clients, Benghazi, Fast and Furious, Antifa and BLM. Why should Ukraine be held to a higher standard than the one we use right here?

Posted by: CN at July 03, 2020 07:10 AM (ONvIw)

1103 let us make our own decisions.
Posted by: LASue at July 03, 2020 07:09 AM (Ed8Zd)


What, and trust mere citizens to know the right thing to do, heavens no!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 03, 2020 07:10 AM (eTZoJ)

1104 Your doctor was executed seven minutes ago.

Proceed.
Posted by: Zod

Did you nail the coffee table to his head first?

Posted by: Bruce at July 03, 2020 07:10 AM (vd8XM)

1105 A modest proposal: How about instead of any lock down, our elected officials treat us as free, intelligent adults; after giving us the pertinent information, let us make our own decisions.
Posted by: LASue at July 03, 2020 07:09 AM (Ed8Zd)

Worst.Dictator.EVER!

Posted by: jsg at July 03, 2020 07:10 AM (o54fZ)

1106
Coffee. Good.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 03, 2020 07:11 AM (mht8P)

1107 >>A modest proposal: How about instead of any lock down, our elected officials treat us as free, intelligent adults; after giving us the pertinent information, let us make our own decisions. Posted by: LASue at July 03, 2020 07:09 AM (Ed8Zd)

This would get us all killed, citizen.

We're all doomed anyway.

Well, um, okay. Concur.

Posted by: Zod at July 03, 2020 07:11 AM (XzT/D)

1108 let us make our own decisions.
Posted by: LASue at July 03, 2020 07:09 AM (Ed8Zd)

What, and trust mere citizens to know the right thing to do, heavens no!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

You are all nothing but stupid, brainless idiots!

Vote for ME!!

Posted by: Bruce at July 03, 2020 07:12 AM (vd8XM)

1109 Posted by: CN at July 03, 2020 07:10 AM (ONvIw)

Applying today's to Donk malfeasance, if you just consider it as mostly peaceful burning and looting, it becomes clear why it is no big thing*!

*Barely an inconvenience!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 03, 2020 07:12 AM (eTZoJ)

1110 Good morning Horde

Posted by: wing at July 03, 2020 07:13 AM (JFzNN)

1111 You are all nothing but stupid, brainless idiots!

Vote for ME!!

Posted by: Bruce at July 03, 2020 07:12 AM (vd8XM)


I rest my case!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 03, 2020 07:13 AM (eTZoJ)

1112 1000 Yes
Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2020 06:01 AM (6f16T)

Well done.

Posted by: m at July 03, 2020 07:13 AM (qtcsy)

1113 How about instead of any lock down, our elected officials treat us as free, intelligent adults; after giving us the pertinent information, let us make our own decisions.
Posted by: LASue at July 03, 2020 07:09 AM (Ed8Zd)


But how would I be able to control my neighbors' lives then?

Posted by: Commissar Karenina -YOU are all in this together!- at July 03, 2020 07:15 AM (eTZoJ)

1114 Going into the yard today Gov Abbott bone head. Do I wear a mask. Will my Karen neighbors report me. Will I be fired from my no show job? How about NOOOOO!

The couple that hasseled with the black woman, husband was fired from job and all their guns taken. Choose wisely in public.
You the honky are now black, a second class citizen.

Posted by: azalea city at July 03, 2020 07:15 AM (WX+x0)

1115 How about instead of any lock down, our elected officials treat us as free, intelligent adults; after giving us the pertinent information, let us make our own decisions.
Posted by: LASue at July 03, 2020 07:09 AM (Ed8Zd)


So, you haven't ever been to a Walmart?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 03, 2020 07:16 AM (eTZoJ)

1116 We need an arrest of Bill or Hillary Clinton after the Maxwell arrest to snap this country out of the insanity and stop the sliding into a South African Maoist hell hole. We have days not weeks.

Posted by: always ahead of the curve at July 03, 2020 07:17 AM (pyXq5)

1117 >>You the honky are now black, a second class citizen. Posted by: azalea city at July 03, 2020 07:15 AM (WX+x0)

If this is indeed so, I hope our Neo-black culture is able to invent something more culturally meaningful than rap, welfare, and crack cocaine.

Posted by: Zod at July 03, 2020 07:18 AM (XzT/D)

1118 Applying today's to Donk malfeasance, if you just consider it as mostly peaceful burning and looting, it becomes clear why it is no big thing*!

*Barely an inconvenience!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 03, 2020 07:12 AM (eTZoJ)

Well, they certainly are protecting the donks. We get some arrests of foot soldiers and impulsive members, but the leadership lives to fight another day. Even this "ringleader" is no leader, and antifa leader wouldn't be so careless as to post pics of himself in his rioting costume. They had Alcoff, indicted him, them somehow he faded from the news. IMO he's still involved and so are his donk friends in the Congress. He was very cozy with Cordray's group, btw, which implicates Warren, IMO. But the best Barr can do is make coy comments.

Posted by: CN at July 03, 2020 07:18 AM (ONvIw)

1119 The couple that hasseled with the black woman, husband was fired from job and all their guns taken. Choose wisely in public.
You the honky are now black, a second class citizen.

Posted by: azalea city at July 03, 2020 07:15 AM (WX+x0)


It is almost like is a reason that you should be very very careful about those to whom you grant virtually absolute power over your life!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 03, 2020 07:19 AM (eTZoJ)

1120 >>1116 We need an arrest of Bill or Hillary Clinton after the Maxwell arrest to snap this country out of the insanity and stop the sliding into a South African Maoist hell hole. We have days not weeks.
Posted by: always ahead of the curve at July 03, 2020 07:17 AM (pyXq5)

We need a show trial which has a lip-chewing Bill testifying at length against his wife as she fumes, incandescent with rage, in the defendant's seat.

Posted by: Zod at July 03, 2020 07:19 AM (XzT/D)

1121 Wow, ovef 1100 comments!

Mornin', ever'body. I've exercised in 93 F. heat index, cleaned up, having some eggs and (baked) bacon. A little chocolate after my green chile-spiced eggs. Feeding the felines and reading the ONT.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 03, 2020 07:20 AM (rpbg1)

1122 >>>Tomorrow will just be open threads. I need to chillax.
Posted by Ace at 08:36 PM

Good call, boss.

Posted by: m at July 03, 2020 07:23 AM (qtcsy)

1123 1120: We need a real trial and a huge expose. Epstein, sure, Spygate, sure, sut we need Barr to go after the BLM/Antifa money men and true leaders and not just play around.

So far nothing significant has happened to anyone, certainly nothing that would preclude any of them picking up where they left off in a Biden administration
Innuendo won't help us, subtlety needs to go.

The other option is that Barr has nothing.

Posted by: CN at July 03, 2020 07:24 AM (ONvIw)

1124 But how would I be able to control my neighbors' lives then?
Posted by: Commissar Karenina

Okay, except for you my little watchdog...go get 'em!

Posted by: Bruce at July 03, 2020 07:24 AM (vd8XM)

1125 Buy beer
Posted by: Jean


This is also the First Rule of New Orleans hurricane prep.
Posted by: Miklos, yes indeed at July 03, 2020


*
*

The *very* first rule of NO hurricane prep: Don't live in NO.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 03, 2020 07:25 AM (rpbg1)

1126 I think I overcrisped the bacon. A setting of 400 F. for 15 minutes is either a bit high or a bit long.

Still, it's bacon.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 03, 2020 07:26 AM (rpbg1)

1127 2nd amendment, excellent tweet and video

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8azwxj9

Posted by: m at July 03, 2020 07:27 AM (qtcsy)

1128 The mask insanity will be worse than the lockdown if imposed here. Hate the damned things, they make my face itch and having moist, exhaled air blown back my my face in sweltering 95 degree Georgia heat is disgusting and unhealthy, don't care what the experts say. I have found when I go to the stores I stick to the plan and only buy what I came for, no browsing or extra purchases. Saving lots of money not buying crap I don't need , this will be my new normal.

Posted by: Ripley at July 03, 2020 07:31 AM (MxEKc)

1129 That 'Be That Girl' pic of those soccer girls makes me very sad in the pit of my tum tum. Seriously, all these young white chicks, all wearing their required muzzle masks, shamefully crapping on America...the greatest country their pampered, privileged lives could ever possibly hope to live in.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 03, 2020 07:32 AM (O+I8R)

1130 JJ is NOOOD

Posted by: Bruce at July 03, 2020 07:32 AM (vd8XM)

1131 The other option is that Barr has nothing.
Posted by: CN at July 03, 2020 07:24 AM (ONvIw)


A third option:

Barr has plenty, but doesn't want to use it.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 03, 2020 07:33 AM (2JVJo)

1132 >>>Tomorrow will just be open threads. I need to chillax.
Posted by Ace at 08:36 PM

Good call, boss.

==

I saw this, too. Maybe Ace is feeling what many of us (definitely myself) have been going through of late. Just can't hardly take any more. I spent most of yesterday afternoon out by my pool, enjoying the beautiful weather. Ima heading back out there today. I need it.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 03, 2020 07:33 AM (O+I8R)

1133 Who gets into a fight at Chipotle? Who actually goes to Chipotle?

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at July 03, 2020 07:34 AM (nFRLh)

1134 Barr has plenty, but doesn't want to use it.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 03, 2020 07:33 AM (2JVJo)

Because he's a deep state player and it's the family business. One of his kids worked for Rosenstein

Posted by: CN at July 03, 2020 07:36 AM (ONvIw)

1135 "We need an arrest of Bill or Hillary Clinton after
the Maxwell arrest to snap this country out of the insanity and stop the
sliding into a South African Maoist hell hole. We have days not weeks.

Posted by: always ahead of the curve "


Looking back, the rapid descent into insanity started with the election of Bill and Hillary. Massive explosion of political correctness, nanny state safety rules, normalization of deviancy, changing the meaning of words, push of national health care etc.... It was all there before but it broke loose and spread like wildfire under hose two. They are more responsible for our die situation than Obama and his minions.

Posted by: Ripley at July 03, 2020 07:39 AM (MxEKc)

1136 Doubt anyone will read this, but is anyone else having trouble reaching the comments on The Morning Report?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 03, 2020 08:21 AM (CAJOC)

1137 Never mind. I can access them again. I really should look into upgrading from Wet Cardboard membership.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 03, 2020 08:23 AM (CAJOC)

1138 huh.

morning report comments still broken for me

Posted by: the_sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at July 03, 2020 08:39 AM (0IMgo)

1139 MornRep comments down for me. What did JJ do? What did he do now?

Never mind. I can access them again...
Posted by: No One of Consequence


How about if you copy the whole thread there and paste it here for those of us who can't see it?

J U S T K I D D I N G !

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