Mayor Jenny Gets Mad at Antifa Only After They Harass <i>Her</i> at <i>Her</i> Home, and Orders CHOP to be Cleared Out

Mayor Jenny Gets Mad at Antifa Only After They Harass Her at Her Home, and Orders CHOP to be Cleared Out

The radicals made a major strategic mistake-- they upset a member of the leftwing Ruling Class.

You can beat mere citizens in the street and fire guns into their cars and the Ruling Class just says "C'est la justice sociale."

But fuck with a member of the Ruling Class at her million dollar home?

Now you done fucked up.

Seattle City Councilmember Kshama Sawant joined a large group of protesters outside the CHOP zone who marched to Durkan's house on Sunday afternoon.
One of the demonstrators said, "We came down to Jenny Durkan's mansion to bring the demands of the movement and of the families who have been impacted by police violence to her doorstep as she seems to not be able to hear our demands any other way."
The mayor;s office shared the following statement Sunday night:
"Seattle has a long tradition of peaceful protest and advocacy for progressive change, and Mayor Durkan strongly supports those rights. Mayor Durkan will continue to listen to leaders in Seattle's Black community. She is working hard to translate the calls for change into real, tangible systemic changes to policing and all the other systems needed for strong and healthy communities. She has prioritized these as Mayor, with investments in housing, education, youth opportunity, and economic equity. She proposes investing an additional $100 million into the Black community.
Mayor Durkan and her family are in the state program to keep their address confidential because of the death threats mostly related to her work as Seattle's U.S. Attorney under President Obama. Instead of working to make true change, Councilmember Sawant continues to choose political stunts. Tonight she did so without regard for the safety of the Mayor and her family. The Mayor was not even home - she was working at City Hall. Seattle can and should peacefully demonstrate but should not put families and children at risk."

Mayor Jenny has been very eager to put the lives of other people's children at risk, of course.

Mayor Jenny had announced that CHOP had to be dismantled last week -- but did not give the order to clear the occupied territories out. She instead just "negotiated" with them. Forever and ever.

Until they fucked with her at home.

Then she issued the emergency order to clear the bums, schizophrenics, ex-convicts, drug dealers, gangbangers, and unclassified perverts of CHOP out.

Seattle police started to dismantle the Capitol Hill Organized Protest zone early Wednesday morning after Mayor Jenny Durkan issued an emergency order declaring the blocks-long area an "unlawful assembly" that requires immediate action.
Durkan's order calls for clearing barricades out of the streets near Cal Anderson Park and the police department's East Precinct — two main landmarks of the zone widely known by its acronym, CHOP.
As of 9:25 a.m. local time, officers had "made a total of 31 arrests for failure to disperse, obstruction, assault, and unlawful weapon possession," Seattle police said via Twitter.
Officers who made their way into the area Wednesday morning announced that protesters could leave through a "safe exit" to the south, the department said.
As of Wednesday, the Cal Anderson Park area is now closed. The mayor ordered city agencies to remove tents used by people who have been camping in the park, saying police should order protesters to leave.

What happened to the Summer of Love, Mayor Jenny?

You corrupt, arrogant, solipsistic whore.

But as CHOP ended its history as an independent country (wholly reliant on donations from rich progressives), a new independent country was declared -- in Bill DeBlasio's New York.

Kinda awestruck right now. Protesters at #OccupyCityHall NYC talked about, voted on, then organized a defense of the encampment, then successfully pushed back a massive horde of NYPD riot cops early this morning.

Here's how these five incredible hours went down:
— Chris Gelardi (@chrisgelardi) July 1, 2020

First issue: The budget vote is over -- do we stay or do we leave? A few who feel strongly take turns at the the mic. There's some emotional testimony from some who were at the violent and injury-ridden police raid on the encampment the morning prior.https://t.co/eCT2XzeSmo
— Chris Gelardi (@chrisgelardi) July 1, 2020

People suggest taking a blind vote of the Black folks present, then a blind vote of everyone else. Even though everyone expects another raid, both groups vote overwhelmingly to stay.
— Chris Gelardi (@chrisgelardi) July 1, 2020

Progressives have decided that taking separate votes of blacks and non-blacks is super-woke.

I wonder whose votes count more?

Hispanics votes count for how much of a black vote? Three-fifths, maybe?

Next issue: Do we take the barriers down or leave them up? It takes two votes, but, for a variety of reasons, a clear majority elects to keep them up.
— Chris Gelardi (@chrisgelardi) July 1, 2020

The cops start by tearing down the street barricades. Then they go after the curb barricades, which are right in front of the protesters. Things get violent as they start tearing away. A few people get pepper sprayed. I'm not aware of any arrests or non-pepper spray injuries.
— Chris Gelardi (@chrisgelardi) July 1, 2020

Protesters hold the line. Eventually the cops back into the middle of the road. There's a verrrrry long standoff while the riot cops wait for crews to load the debris from the barricades onto trucks. Cops eventually start to leave. The last of the cops don't walk away until 7:34.
— Chris Gelardi (@chrisgelardi) July 1, 2020

Celebration 🎉 "You about to lose yo job." The protesters keep one line in place just to be safe, while the rest of the group retreats to the middle of the encampment -- time for food, water, guided meditation, debriefing, cleaning, resting, and waiting for replacements.
— Chris Gelardi (@chrisgelardi) July 1, 2020

The City Hall encampment is, for now, here to stay.
— Chris Gelardi (@chrisgelardi) July 1, 2020

Posted by: Ace at 07:13 PM

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1 Sponge!

Posted by: Bete at July 01, 2020 06:14 PM (Ojki1)

2 Thaks

Posted by: New thread please at July 01, 2020 06:15 PM (JE3UG)

3 So they cut the Police budget, vilify the Police and then go into super secret double probation hiding on the gov dime? And we are not making a campaign issue of this?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 01, 2020 06:15 PM (85Gof)

4 Next time some leftist says Trump is politicizing the DOJ remember Obama made Mayor Dumbass a US Attorney. She's not political at all.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 01, 2020 06:15 PM (ZLI7S)

5 And no surprise, this is why they are ok with defunding cops, cause they think it'll never reach them.

Looks at the French Revolution for spoilers- it always reaches them

Posted by: Bete at July 01, 2020 06:15 PM (Ojki1)

6 First? Last? Who the fuck knows?!!!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 01, 2020 06:16 PM (L6ZYH)

7 Once all the Mayor Jennies are safely in heavily walled and defended, impregnable Capitals, these problems will all go away for them.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 01, 2020 06:17 PM (FtO5h)

8 Seattle had plenty of force to deal with this, they just didn't wsnt to. Then Trump wouldn't take the bait, and then Mayor Jenny gets scared, and goodbyr CHOP_CHAZ.

Posted by: Mikey NTH Plague Your Rivals With Covfefe-19 From The Outrage Outlet! at July 01, 2020 06:17 PM (1jlL2)

9 How close are we to the real-life Escape From New York?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 01, 2020 06:17 PM (ejsiI)

10 I can't take much more of this. I'm starting to crack.

Posted by: bluebell at July 01, 2020 06:17 PM (/669Q)

11 Mayor Jenny belongs behind bars. People died because of her. It'll never happen, of course.

Mister we could use a man like Paul Kersey again....

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 01, 2020 06:17 PM (icI8A)

12 Mayor Durkan and her family are in the state program to keep their address confidential

That would be Mayor Durkan, her "wife," and their two kids.

No word on whether the turkey baster is in the program or not.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 06:17 PM (+nW6n)

13 Those guys down below may take a while to figure it out.

I like my new hash. I'm f'n JE3UG!

Posted by: f'd at July 01, 2020 06:17 PM (JE3UG)

14 Looks at the French Revolution for spoilers- it always reaches them
Posted by: Bete at July 01, 2020 06:15 PM (Ojki1)

I'm thinking this is more like the Paris Commune.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 01, 2020 06:18 PM (ejsiI)

15 Seattle City Councilmember Kshama Sawant

Motion to change her name to " Shwarma Savant".

All in favor say 'Ay-dee-doo'.
*gavel bang*

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 01, 2020 06:18 PM (L6ZYH)

16 Bring in the people scoops!

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 01, 2020 06:18 PM (q1Pj5)

17 Has Chris Geldedlady been arrested yet?

Stay classy New Yawk City!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 01, 2020 06:18 PM (Z+IKu)

18 Well ... as mentioned before she who must not be named harassed with impunity ... until she harassed a judge.

** insert Law & Order sound effect here **

Posted by: Adriane the Legle Beagle Critic ... at July 01, 2020 06:18 PM (LPnfS)

19 So according to Cuomo, since she cleared them out cause they went to her home is she the new face of white supremacy?

Posted by: Bete at July 01, 2020 06:18 PM (Ojki1)

20 I'm adrift in the space-time continuum.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 01, 2020 06:19 PM (4zyav)

21 Mayor Jenny is also trying to get super duper leftist Kshama Sawant off the city council. She knows she needs a scapegoat for the blood on her hands.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 01, 2020 06:19 PM (icI8A)

22 Then she issued the emergency order to clear the ~~bums, schizophrenics, ex-convicts, drug dealers, gangbangers, and unclassified perverts~~ Democrats of CHOP out.

Edited for brevity.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 06:19 PM (+nW6n)

23 A handful of frag grenades will clear that place right out.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 01, 2020 06:19 PM (naEeR)

24 CHiPs > CHOPS
respect to the cops, but those bicycles don't give off the air of authority. Didn't these guys watch 21 Jump Street?

Posted by: Quint at July 01, 2020 06:19 PM (hHxp2)

25 9 How close are we to the real-life Escape From New York?

Some uncanny parallels. Also, Kurt Schlichter's Peoples Republic books. Freakin' scary how on the mark those suddenly are.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 01, 2020 06:19 PM (FtO5h)

26 8 Seattle had plenty of force to deal with this, they just didn't wsnt to. Then Trump wouldn't take the bait, and then Mayor Jenny gets scared, and goodbyr CHOP_CHAZ.
Posted by: Mikey NTH Plague Your Rivals With Covfefe-19 From The Outrage Outlet! at July 01, 2020 06:17 PM (1jlL2)

Vindicating Trump's strategy. Now Mayor Durkadurka gets to eat the whole turd sandwich single-handedly.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 06:20 PM (+nW6n)

27 Ace, you almost listed all the people in The CHOP, but you forgot about Methodists.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 01, 2020 06:20 PM (icI8A)

28 Gee, PDT warned the mayor, the mayor made a snide remark and, wow, democracy isn't working.

Jenny "Derp" Durkin: Ready and wiling to sacrifice....you...for Democracy!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 01, 2020 06:20 PM (WEBkv)

29 Seattle City Councilmember Kshama Sawant

Elect exotic weirdos, you get exotic weirdos.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 01, 2020 06:21 PM (FtO5h)

30 Stick a fork in her, she's done.

Posted by: Darth Randall at July 01, 2020 06:21 PM (ouDYJ)

31 How close are we to the real-life Escape From New York?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 01, 2020 06:17 PM (ejsiI)

Not close enough. #BuildTheWall

Posted by: Bete at July 01, 2020 06:21 PM (Ojki1)

32 Conservatives should mount a bunch of false-flag operations against every member of city councils putting up with this shit!
I AM ANTIFA!
BLACK LIVES MATTER!

I'll pay for printing tee-shirts.. who's with me?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 01, 2020 06:21 PM (CjFDo)

33 When will the unveiling of the statue commemorating those brave individuals who fought against the oppressive police force take place?

I want to be there to help tear it down.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at July 01, 2020 06:21 PM (ch6++)

34 Wait. FDR hired a kkk guy to do something? I'm shocked. Next you'll tell me he put a kkk member on the supreme court

Posted by: Lorien1973 at July 01, 2020 06:21 PM (SpKeo)

35 "Vindicating Trump's strategy. Now Mayor Durkadurka gets to eat the whole turd sandwich single-handedly.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 06:20 PM (+nW6n)"

Does she, though? Will she ever actually pay a price, besides maybe losing an election, for letting people die? I guess, to these people, that is the ultimate price - but she'll never get what she really deserves.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 01, 2020 06:22 PM (icI8A)

36 Another Occupy? *downtwinkles*

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 01, 2020 06:22 PM (q1Pj5)

37 Elect exotic weirdos, you get ordinary tyrants.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 01, 2020 06:21 PM (FtO5h)
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Edited.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 01, 2020 06:22 PM (WEBkv)

38 29 Seattle City Councilmember Kshama Sawant

Elect exotic weirdos, you get exotic weirdos.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 01, 2020 06:21 PM (FtO5h)

India's thinking, "Thank Vishnu that bitch left!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 06:22 PM (+nW6n)

39 i prefer "jenny the mayor" to "mayor jenny"...gives it a certain "shes way in over her head" vibe to it

Posted by: sound awake at July 01, 2020 06:22 PM (0OxUd)

40 NYAZ?

NYOP?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at July 01, 2020 06:22 PM (luzVb)

41 And EVERY SINGLE ONE of the residents and business owners on Capitol Hill will go right ahead and vote Democrat.

Because it's Seattle.

Posted by: RKae at July 01, 2020 06:23 PM (10aeV)

42 You're all realizing when It's Go Time the police won't refuse orders, right?

Posted by: Dark Helmet at July 01, 2020 06:23 PM (Oka5v)

43 Seattle City Councilmember Kshama Sawant

Elect exotic weirdos, you get exotic weirdos.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 01, 2020 06:21 PM (FtO5h)
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Foreign Marxist crazies - doing the jobs America Marxist crazies won't do!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 01, 2020 06:23 PM (4zyav)

44 Once they figured out Jenny's number was 867-5309 she had to shut it down.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 01, 2020 06:23 PM (icI8A)

45 Mayor Jenny needs the French Revolution treatment. The real French Revolution went after the aristocratic ruling class. Our ruling class is the Democrat Party and its Media/Academic Arm and deserves the same fate.

Posted by: LGoPs at July 01, 2020 06:23 PM (K0qj/)

46 Neighbor lady's son and main squeeze took off for Galveston today. Being resident old codger, I offered advice, neighbor lady agreed, and relayed it. " Be extra careful, kid, because 99% of the cops in the whole country are very pissed off right now."

Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 01, 2020 06:24 PM (C1Lsn)

47 A handful of frag grenades will clear that place right out.
Posted by: Rob Crawford
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There are special grenades for them?

...Oh! "FRAG!"

Posted by: RKae at July 01, 2020 06:24 PM (10aeV)

48 Ace, you almost listed all the people in The CHOP, but you forgot about Methodists.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 01, 2020 06:20 PM (icI8A)

That, and the Vatican Cattle stampeders ...

Posted by: Adriane the Legle Beagle Critic ... at July 01, 2020 06:24 PM (LPnfS)

49 Who else has noticed there are always "handlers" from BLM and Antifa around when their people clash with citizens?
There's always someone.. mostly black, but not always.. who steps in and pulls their nutballs members away from a clash..
I have noticed this in a great majority of the videos circulating..
It leads me to believe this is a VERY organized bunch of anarchists, who are VERY aware of their public optics..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 01, 2020 06:24 PM (CjFDo)

50 And EVERY SINGLE ONE of the residents and business owners on Capitol Hill will go right ahead and vote Democrat.

Because it's Seattle.

Posted by: RKae at July 01, 2020 06:23

Yep.

Posted by: Last Days of the Republic. at July 01, 2020 06:24 PM (KgzRF)

51 Now I gotta bingle solipsistic.

Whitey keepin me down.

Posted by: eleven at July 01, 2020 06:25 PM (XTyi0)

52 You're all realizing when It's Go Time the police won't refuse orders, right?
Posted by: Dark Helmet at July 01, 2020 06:23 PM (Oka5v)
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We sort of figured that out when cops showed up to shut down church services and also enforced the mask and social distancing orders.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 01, 2020 06:25 PM (WEBkv)

53 There's a lesson here somewhere ... something something their rules.

#Doxx. Harrass. Threaten. and. Figuratively. Cancel. All. Commie. Leaders!

Posted by: ShainS at July 01, 2020 06:25 PM (8KsOa)

54 Once they figured out Jenny's number was 867-5309 she had to shut it down.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too

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Jenny: Got doxxed back in the '80s!

Posted by: RKae at July 01, 2020 06:25 PM (10aeV)

55 Yep, zCount deMonet, it was another Occupy, and failed like the last one. These people are no insurrection or revolution, they don't have any sticking power other than to make a stink.

Posted by: Mikey NTH Plague Your Rivals With Covfefe-19 From The Outrage Outlet! at July 01, 2020 06:25 PM (1jlL2)

56 Does she, though? Will she ever actually pay a price, besides maybe losing an election, for letting people die? I guess, to these people, that is the ultimate price - but she'll never get what she really deserves.
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 01, 2020 06:22 PM (icI8A)

No, of course not. But let me put it this way: do you she regrets her earlier position, or that she would do the same thing again? She's standing in the dog's business.

Realistically, I doubt that she gives a crap about people dying. People die all the time. Her political career just took two torpedoes in the engine room. I bet THAT'S what she cares about.

After all, she probably adopted her position on this with a view to advancing her political career. She chose poorly.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 06:25 PM (+nW6n)

57 You're all realizing when It's Go Time the police won't refuse orders, right?
Posted by: Dark Helmet at July 01, 2020 06:23 PM (Oka5v)

At this point I expect them to form their own force and become another faction armed and vying to put their warlord in charge of it all.

Posted by: Bete at July 01, 2020 06:25 PM (Ojki1)

58 One of the demonstrators said, "We came down to Jenny Durkan's mansion to bring the demands of the movement and of the families who have been impacted by police violence to her doorstep as she seems to not be able to hear our demands any other way."

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These are the people who, over the course of three weeks, have killed more unarmed black men in a six block section of one city than every police and sheriff's department in the entire United States has killed since the beginning of the year, correct?

Posted by: The Invisible Man - The polls are battlespace prep to cushion the mail in vote fraud at July 01, 2020 06:26 PM (0KD36)

59 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at July 01, 2020 06:26 PM (u0X4G)

60 She says she's working hard to "translate the calls for change" - is that because she considers them unintelligible gibberish? Perhaps she means to imply that she's not fluent in ebonics?

Seems awfully white of her.

Posted by: McInTx (formerly (T)expat - West Africa Time) at July 01, 2020 06:26 PM (kp2/M)

61 Not close enough. #BuildTheWall
Posted by: Bete at July 01, 2020 06:21 PM (Ojki1)

Back on 13 August 1961, Operation Rose was VERY effective, Jawohl!

Posted by: Walter Ulbricht at July 01, 2020 06:27 PM (ejsiI)

62 I say we evac Ace to Garrett's house.

Posted by: eleven at July 01, 2020 06:27 PM (XTyi0)

63 OT -- Ace, you asked yesterday if anyone can explain why the timestamp keeps getting screwed up. Well, I have a theory --

At 6:24pm, you edited the last thread and posted an update notice in the comments. At 6:45pm the timestamp got changed to an hour earlier. Thus causing the 'loop' in the comment timestamps.

Do you use a separate piece of software to edit posts? A different server, for example?

That could explain where the bug is.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 01, 2020 06:27 PM (Z4rgH)

64 Several people have pointed out that the fact that it took the cops less than an hour to completely destroy CHOP/CHAZ will be excellent ammo for the class-action lawsuit against the city and state.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 01, 2020 06:27 PM (6XLoz)

65 If NY and Cuomo are any indicator, and I believe they are, Durkadurka will pay no price at all and in fact her approval will skyrocket. My friends, family and coworkers in NY (I work remotely), even the ones that didn't like Cuomo before, love the shit out out of him now. Except my one normie brother and his about-to-be-an Eagle Scout and firearm afinicanado teenage son.

It's the damndest thing. Sitting out here in flyover where we don't have any WuFlu and never really did, I just can't figure it. They don't talk sense and you can't talk sense to them.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 01, 2020 06:27 PM (FtO5h)

66 You're all realizing when It's Go Time the police won't refuse orders, right?

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Defend yourself from rioters and they'll be there in 30 seconds or less.

Posted by: The Invisible Man - The polls are battlespace prep to cushion the mail in vote fraud at July 01, 2020 06:28 PM (0KD36)

67 Lol, occupy mayor Jenny.

Posted by: runner at July 01, 2020 06:28 PM (sUh98)

68 This just in: Local politicians are supposed to take care of local issues.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at July 01, 2020 06:28 PM (xptlg)

69 45 Mayor Jenny needs the French Revolution treatment. The real French Revolution went after the aristocratic ruling class. Our ruling class is the Democrat Party and its Media/Academic Arm and deserves the same fate.
Posted by: LGoPs at July 01, 2020 06:23 PM (K0qj/)

The French Revolution was a classic case of the Revolutionaries eating their own. People never learn.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 01, 2020 06:28 PM (ejsiI)

70 We sort of figured that out when cops showed up to shut down church services and also enforced the mask and social distancing orders.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 01, 2020 06:25 PM (WEBkv)

Yup.....and don't leave out those fat bastards who drove an AFV to close down a........bar.

Asshats.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 01, 2020 06:29 PM (Z+IKu)

71 Bingled solipsistic. Not sure.

Posted by: eleven at July 01, 2020 06:29 PM (XTyi0)

72 Defend yourself from rioters and they'll be there in 30 seconds or less.

Posted by: The Invisible Man - The polls are battlespace prep to cushion the mail in vote fraud at July 01, 2020 06:28 PM (0KD36)

Provo, UT shooter and accomplish arrested, at least ...

Posted by: Adriane the Legle Beagle Critic ... at July 01, 2020 06:29 PM (LPnfS)

73 "After all, she probably adopted her position on this with a view to advancing her political career. She chose poorly.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 06:25 PM (+nW6n)"

That's true, though I think it's even more stupid - she adopted her position to pwn Trump!1!! Which she figured would advance her political career. And I hope her career is dead now - the fact that she's going after the kookiest leftist she can find probably means it is.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 01, 2020 06:29 PM (icI8A)

74 oh that's cool. a new breakaway province.

Posted by: guest myspace user at July 01, 2020 06:29 PM (rnk6i)

75 After all, she probably adopted her position on this with a view to advancing her political career. She chose poorly.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 06:25 PM (+nW6n)

Gosh, so she'll only rise as high as Governor of Washington State. I'm sure that will be a blow.

(not sarcasm at you Jay, just the majority of WA voters)

Posted by: Bete at July 01, 2020 06:29 PM (Ojki1)

76
CHAZ is gone, eh?

You mean, they figured out that they couldn't get Trump to stick his dick in this particular vice, and then regretted their little provocation?

Huh.

Whoda thunk it?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 01, 2020 06:29 PM (oJN+m)

77 A minor quibble:The mayor was not home when the protester came calling. She was at city hall pretending to be mayor.

Posted by: Not Quite at July 01, 2020 06:30 PM (eCfoJ)

78 Defend yourself from rioters and they'll be there in 30 seconds or less.

Which adds them to the enemies list. Their oath is to their paychecks, not to anything else corny, like Truth, Justice or the American Way.

Fuck them.

Posted by: LGoPs at July 01, 2020 06:30 PM (K0qj/)

79 Defend yourself from rioters and they'll be there in 30 seconds or less.
Posted by: The Invisible Man - The polls are battlespace prep to cushion the mail in vote fraud at July 01, 2020 06:28 PM (0KD36)
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I do not intend to ever be close enough for there to be video and if there is, so it goes.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 01, 2020 06:30 PM (WEBkv)

80 70 Yup.....and don't leave out those fat bastards who drove an AFV to close down a........bar.

The Weeble Patrol. Fvking disgraces.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 01, 2020 06:30 PM (FtO5h)

81 Just when I was making plans to visit, getting proper papers together..,

Posted by: runner at July 01, 2020 06:31 PM (sUh98)

82 Kudos to Cuomo for turning NY nursing homes into geezer Auschwitz!

Posted by: Regular joe at July 01, 2020 06:31 PM (L9P9s)

83 64 Several people have pointed out that the fact that it took the cops less than an hour to completely destroy CHOP/CHAZ will be excellent ammo for the class-action lawsuit against the city and state.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 01, 2020 06:27 PM (6XLoz)

I hope it's popcorn worthy.

Posted by: Someguy at July 01, 2020 06:31 PM (Zm+LZ)

84 very quickly getting better at communicating and organizing

"ungh guh fub"

" blub, um ... send weed and the good ice!"

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at July 01, 2020 06:31 PM (luzVb)

85 Whedon about to be devoured by the BLM machine. Fuckin' perfect. I've waited years for the Hollywood Civil War, lost faith it would happen, and the salvos are now heating up.

Powerful Dems are going to be very surprised that the torpedos will burn down their yachts first.

Posted by: trev006 at July 01, 2020 06:31 PM (gRh+v)

86 I do not intend to ever be close enough for there to be video and if there is, so it goes.

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It's my understanding you can f*ck with the crime scene in order to destroy evidence and then just say that the other guy was shooting at you from behind rolled-up windows.

Posted by: The Invisible Man - The polls are battlespace prep to cushion the mail in vote fraud at July 01, 2020 06:31 PM (0KD36)

87 That's true, though I think it's even more stupid - she adopted her position to pwn Trump!1!! Which she figured would advance her political career. And I hope her career is dead now - the fact that she's going after the kookiest leftist she can find probably means it is.
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 01, 2020 06:29 PM (icI8A)
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Orangemanbad > Seattleburning

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 01, 2020 06:31 PM (WEBkv)

88 Gosh, so she'll only rise as high as Governor of Washington State. I'm sure that will be a blow.

(not sarcasm at you Jay, just the majority of WA voters)
Posted by: Bete at July 01, 2020 06:29 PM (Ojki1)

Fair enough!

I suspect she's now pissed off pretty much everybody, the normies for letting this happen, and the commies for stopping it. People remember grievances long after they've forgotten affection.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 06:31 PM (+nW6n)

89 I say we evac Ace to Garrett's house.
Posted by: eleven at July 01, 2020 06:27 PM (XTyi0)

Imagine the number of man bags and pairs of crocs.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 01, 2020 06:32 PM (2DOZq)

90 "These are the people who, over the course of three weeks, have killed more unarmed black men in a six block section of one city than every police and sheriff's department in the entire United States has killed since the beginning of the year, correct?
Posted by: The Invisible Man - The polls are battlespace prep to cushion the mail in vote fraud at July 01, 2020 06:26 PM (0KD36)"

You just need the flowchart for which black lives actually matter. The dead 16 year old kid doesn't make the right look bad, so he's just chaff.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 01, 2020 06:32 PM (icI8A)

91 38 29 Seattle City Councilmember Kshama Sawant

Elect exotic weirdos, you get exotic weirdos.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 01, 2020 06:21 PM (FtO5h)

India's thinking, "Thank Vishnu that bitch left!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 06:22 PM (+nW6n)

I wonder if she came straight from their Maoist insurgency there?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 01, 2020 06:32 PM (ejsiI)

92 66 If you want the cops to show up real quick, this one simple trick will do it. "911, what is your emergency?" "Someone is trying to break into my house. I have a gun and know how to use it".

Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 01, 2020 06:32 PM (C1Lsn)

93 How quickly the optics change in Trumps favor.

Just proved dismantling Chaz was entirely in mayor cuntrags capacity without needing federal intervention and now theyre on DeBlasios lawn.

Lulz

Wonder how long before he loses it and clears them out at as well. And now that will be two autonomous zones that were cleared out by leftist pigs, you know the ones that should be their best buddie wuddies.

Lulz

Posted by: Two Weeks From Celebrating Independence Day Which is Not in Two Weeks at July 01, 2020 06:32 PM (+dsLj)

94 63 OT ... Do you use a separate piece of software to edit posts? A different server, for example?

That could explain where the bug is.

Ace writes his posts with a 1948 manual typewriter. This is known.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at July 01, 2020 06:33 PM (9IdCK)

95 CHAZ is gone, eh?

You mean, they figured out that they couldn't get Trump to stick his dick in this particular vice, and then regretted their little provocation?

Huh.

Whoda thunk it?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

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I'm going to add this to the list of wars that Trump has avoided.

I wonder if the media thought about showing us that Kentucky gun range footage again and telling us "White supremacists are attacking CHAZ!"?

Posted by: RKae at July 01, 2020 06:33 PM (10aeV)

96 "Progressive change" = destroy America.

If those imbeciles want to live under a different form of government, there are almost 200 countries out there. Certainly those cosmopolitan "citizens of the world" would find the welcome mat put out for them somewhere else.

Go, find peace. Away from us. Please.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 01, 2020 06:33 PM (HaL55)

97 83 64 Several people have pointed out that the fact that it took the cops less than an hour to completely destroy CHOP/CHAZ will be excellent ammo for the class-action lawsuit against the city and state.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 01, 2020 06:27 PM (6XLoz)

I hope it's popcorn worthy.
Posted by: Someguy at July 01, 2020 06:31 PM (Zm+LZ)

Here's the video: https://tinyurl.com/y84c9yyt

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 06:33 PM (+nW6n)

98 Then she issued the emergency order to clear the bums, schizophrenics, ex-convicts, drug dealers, gangbangers, and unclassified perverts of CHOP out.

So... back to Starbuck's?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at July 01, 2020 06:34 PM (luzVb)

99 Which adds them to the enemies list. Their oath is to their paychecks, not to anything else corny, like Truth, Justice or the American Way.

Fuck them.
Posted by: LGoPs at July 01, 2020 06:30 PM (K0qj/)

They are going to find themselves isolated real fast as the left hates them and wants them gone and the right has about had it with their shit as well.

Pretty sure being surrounded with no allies is a dumb position to intentionally maneuver oneself into, yet it seems to be the path many departments are on.

Posted by: Bete at July 01, 2020 06:34 PM (Ojki1)

100 Was thinking I could be wrong Chopistan was a state problem, if it was a rebellion maybe I could see the Feds take it back but not the military at all.

Posted by: Skip at July 01, 2020 06:34 PM (6f16T)

101
And we are not making a campaign issue of this?
Posted by: Nevergiveup

We're fighting for corporate tax relief.

Posted by: GOPe at July 01, 2020 06:34 PM (aKsyK)

102 I tell you what, I have some issues with the police. But holy fuck, we need police, national guard, and special squads of reserve civilian headbreakers...because these fucking commies got to spend time in hard labor.

Posted by: guest myspace user at July 01, 2020 06:34 PM (rnk6i)

103 Just note that he is getting a lot of shit for this statement regarding companies like Verizon boycotting Facebook:

@alexeheath 1h

Zuckerberg's unvarnished take on the boycott: "usually I tend to think that if someone goes out there and threatens you to do something, that actually kind of puts you in a box where in some ways it's even harder to do what they want because now it looks like you're capitulating"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 01, 2020 06:34 PM (L6ZYH)

104 I saw a Tweet from a CHOPper blathering on about their 2nd amendment rights. If you are an autonomous zone, you are outside of the Constitution and so do not have any 2nd Amendment rights.

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 01, 2020 06:34 PM (JKNZq)

105 I love America. I am serve in the Military and get paid pretty well for it. I like the Military

But I am not sure I want to live in this Country any more. Of course I can't leave. I am stuck. Sigh

The future of America will be told in 120 odd days

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 01, 2020 06:34 PM (85Gof)

106 Whedon about to be devoured by the BLM machine. Fuckin' perfect. I've waited years for the Hollywood Civil War, lost faith it would happen, and the salvos are now heating up.

So the Firefly sequel is mort ?

Posted by: Adriane the Old Time SF Series Critic ... at July 01, 2020 06:34 PM (LPnfS)

107
I suspect she's now pissed off pretty much everybody, the normies for letting this happen, and the commies for stopping it. People remember grievances long after they've forgotten affection.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 06:31 PM (+nW6n)

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Yup, that's why I thought Trump should do nothing. About any of these DEMOCRAT SHITHOLES.

As long as the feds don't get involved, this is a massive, humiliating rake-step for all the dum-dums who let it happen to please the Party.

Note to local Dems who didn't figure it out after Obama: you might be there for the national Party, but they don't give a fuck about you.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 01, 2020 06:35 PM (oJN+m)

108 Seattle CHAZ begat NYC Occupy begat ....

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 01, 2020 06:35 PM (2DOZq)

109 Whew! It was tough waiting this out and wondering if Trump should do something. Once again, I find that whenever I am worried about what Trump is doing, it turns out he knows what he is doing.

Posted by: Emmie at July 01, 2020 06:35 PM (clsJu)

110 96 "Progressive change" = destroy America.

If those imbeciles want to live under a different form of government, there are almost 200 countries out there. Certainly those cosmopolitan "citizens of the world" would find the welcome mat put out for them somewhere else.

Go, find peace. Away from us. Please.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 01, 2020 06:33 PM (HaL55)

BE YOURSELF
BY YOURSELF
STAY AWAY FROM ME

Posted by: Pantera at July 01, 2020 06:35 PM (ejsiI)

111 "...time for food, water, guided meditation, debriefing, cleaning, resting,..."

How is this not a cult. He asked rhetorically.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 01, 2020 06:35 PM (FtO5h)

112 We're fighting for corporate tax relief.

Posted by: GOPe at July 01, 2020 06:34 PM (aKsyK)

-

I'm hoping for a two year extension on the tax cuts that will expire!

Posted by: The Invisible Man - The polls are battlespace prep to cushion the mail in vote fraud at July 01, 2020 06:35 PM (0KD36)

113 Fire hoses.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 01, 2020 06:35 PM (LWu6U)

114 Companies boycotting Facebook just need to build their own social networking monopoly with billions of users. It's easy, right?

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 01, 2020 06:35 PM (icI8A)

115 Seattle Mayor is a putz and a schmuck (To quote a term used in the "NY Post" today to refer to Mayor DeBlasio) but Kshama Sawant needs to be sent back back to India She's an anarchist. You want to help level social inequality?. Try doing it over there, honey.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 01, 2020 06:36 PM (M7/zw)

116 109 Whew! It was tough waiting this out and wondering if Trump should do something. Once again, I find that whenever I am worried about what Trump is doing, it turns out he knows what he is doing.
Posted by: Emmie at July 01, 2020 06:35 PM (clsJu)

Viva Federalism.

Posted by: Pantera at July 01, 2020 06:36 PM (ejsiI)

117 Those ninja proud boys appear in a blur to do mischief, and then disappear in a puff of smoke. Do not say their name 3 times in a mirror.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 01, 2020 06:36 PM (LxTcq)

118 92 66 If you want the cops to show up real quick, this one simple trick will do it. "911, what is your emergency?" "Someone is trying to break into my house. I have a gun and know how to use it".

Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 01, 2020 06:32 PM (C1Lsn)

I have evidence in my house that will lead to the trial and conviction of Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 01, 2020 06:36 PM (Z4rgH)

119 And we are not making a campaign issue of this?
Posted by: Nevergiveup

We're fighting for corporate tax relief.
Posted by: GOPe

=============

this reminds me of 2016 when the GOPe was concerned that Trump would lose the election by being so gauche as to run on popular issues that were important to the country.

The GOP needs to get on board with law and order because ... I don't want to have to fight 30 anti-fa goons at once. And while, like most conservatives, I've entertained Kurt Schlichteresque seccession pr-n...I know the left is hyperviolent and amoral.

Posted by: guest myspace user at July 01, 2020 06:36 PM (rnk6i)

120 How quickly the optics change in Trumps favor.

Just proved dismantling Chaz was entirely in mayor cuntrags capacity without needing federal intervention and now they're on DeBlasios lawn.

Lulz

Exactly. Trump's forbearance - despite those urging action - has been vindicated. The Reds changed the sheets themselves after shitting the bed.

Much like PATCO, this will send an unmistakable message to every other commie mayor: you screw the pooch, you fix the problem, all by your lonesome. Enjoy!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 06:36 PM (+nW6n)

121 If you want the cops to show up real quick, this one simple trick will do it. "911, what is your emergency?" "Someone is trying to break into my house. I have a gun and know how to use it".
Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 01, 2020 06:32 PM (C1Lsn)
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Reminds me of an old story: Guy calls 911, "Some guys are in my yard, breaking into my shed and stealing all my stuff!"

911 Operator: "I'm sorry, we can't spare any officers right now."

Guy calls back a little later, "Don't worry, I shot the burglars, take your time."

30 seconds later, cops show up and catch the thieves.

One cop reprimands the homeowner, telling him, "You said you shot the burglars!"

Homeowner: "You told me you couldn't spare any officers....."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 01, 2020 06:36 PM (WEBkv)

122 I do not intend to ever be close enough for there to be video and if there is, so it goes.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 01, 2020 06:30 PM (WEBkv)

I knew selling the back-hoe was a bad idea!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 01, 2020 06:36 PM (eTZoJ)

123 Ace writes his posts with a 1948 manual typewriter. This is known.
Posted by: Michael the Texan at July 01, 2020 06:33 PM (9IdCK)

#OccupyAcesShelves!

Posted by: The Hamsters at July 01, 2020 06:37 PM (Ojki1)

124 If you are an autonomous zone, you are outside of the Constitution and so do not have any 2nd Amendment rights.
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 01, 2020 06:34 PM (JKNZq)

There you go again with thinking and logic and stuff ...

Posted by: Adriane the Rhetorical Critic ... at July 01, 2020 06:37 PM (LPnfS)

125 The Cops are being assaulted by the left. We should probably give them a break here. I talked to one just recently and he mentioned how crime was skyrocketing and gun sales were through the roof. He made it pretty clear that the two are linked and well, in many ways, we are on our own.

The cops are not just getting crapped on every day, our society is telling them they are soon to be fired. Defund the police doesn't even have to actually take the money back in most cases. They are plummeting police morale and many will end up quitting and new prospects will choose another career path. And then we will get even worse crime, and more gun sales because people are rightly afraid.

Posted by: Quint at July 01, 2020 06:38 PM (hHxp2)

126 CHAZ has been dismantled but the fire is still out of control. If they start putting statues back up I might believe we have turned a positive corner.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 01, 2020 06:38 PM (2DOZq)

127 I think Nip Sip WAS Thom Tillis.

"Tillis gathers a committee to rename Fort Bragg. "

LIB

Posted by: Golfman at July 01, 2020 06:38 PM (pZtJW)

128 Sun Tzu read Trump's book.*

*Time machine.

Posted by: eleven at July 01, 2020 06:38 PM (XTyi0)

129 I have evidence in my house that will lead to the trial and conviction of Hillary Clinton.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 01, 2020 06:36 PM (Z4rgH)
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No, no, no, that's Arkancide, not cops showing up when needed.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 01, 2020 06:38 PM (WEBkv)

130 Bless her heart.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Civilly Disobedient at July 01, 2020 06:38 PM (3H9h1)

131 118 And then you are led to the nearest convenient tree.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 01, 2020 06:38 PM (C1Lsn)

132 Mayor Jenny wishes to speak to CHOP's manager

Posted by: ... at July 01, 2020 06:38 PM (uEbPt)

133 Seen on Insty: French leftist academics at the Sorbonne are saying that the CIA injected wokeness into academia in order to make the Left look stupid and discredit them.

I think we should encourage our Democrat friends to think this, even if it's not true.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 01, 2020 06:38 PM (6XLoz)

134 "Tillis gathers a committee to rename Fort Bragg. "

LIB
Posted by: Golfman at July 01, 2020 06:38 PM (pZtJW)

All of NC's problems are solved, I guess...

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 01, 2020 06:38 PM (ejsiI)

135 109 Whew! It was tough waiting this out and wondering if Trump should do something. Once again, I find that whenever I am worried about what Trump is doing, it turns out he knows what he is doing.
Posted by: Emmie at July 01, 2020 06:35 PM (clsJu)

I thought all along that this was the right strategy, and that Trump had the balls to see it through, so I'm thrilled.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 06:38 PM (+nW6n)

136 You run for mayor and expect to keep your address secret?

HIV drug commercial says "do not take if you were gendered female at birth."

Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at July 01, 2020 06:38 PM (J70i0)

137 Mayor can eat the chucks of bat meat from my projected vomit cascading down the red velver chair.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 01, 2020 06:39 PM (pB6Gt)

138
Seattle Mayor is a putz and a schmuck (To quote a term used in the "NY Post" today to refer to Mayor DeBlasio) but Kshama Sawant needs to be sent back back to India She's an anarchist. You want to help level social inequality?. Try doing it over there, honey.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Is she touchable or untouchable?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 01, 2020 06:39 PM (aKsyK)

139 This really isn't about Trump.

These are local acts of crime...but they are sustained and encouraged by local democrat DAs,mayors, governors, and judges who will give the rioters a pass but fuck you up if you fight back.

This is therefore about the GOP who needs to make a national issue about this BECAUSE THIS IS THE DNC AT WORK.

It's like the virus, it's not about trump. It's a virus. The riots aren't about trump, it's about liberals living out their own hyperviolent, feral dreams

Posted by: guest myspace user at July 01, 2020 06:39 PM (rnk6i)

140 The City Hall encampment is, for now, here to stay.

Heart of Stone etc.

Posted by: Grump928© at July 01, 2020 06:40 PM (yQpMk)

141 And we are not making a campaign issue of this?

Posted by: Nevergiveup

We're fighting for corporate tax relief.

Posted by: GOPe

END MASK STIGMA NOW

Posted by: Mitch McTurtle at July 01, 2020 06:40 PM (luzVb)

142 Companies boycotting Facebook just need to build their own social networking monopoly with billions of users. It's easy, right?
Posted by: Broseidon

Don't sneeze now, but I'm sure there are dozens of foreign state-owned companies trying that right the fuck now.

Tik-tok is a multi-billion dollar firm already, and there isn't 1 in 100 Americans aware of who owns it. ... Probably not 1 in 1000 who cares.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 01, 2020 06:40 PM (L6ZYH)

143 And we are not making a campaign issue of this?
Posted by: Nevergiveup
We're fighting for corporate tax relief.
Posted by: GOPe at July 01, 2020 06:34 PM (aKsyK)

Thank goodness our Establishment betters have their proprieties straight!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 01, 2020 06:40 PM (eTZoJ)

144 Looks like the Po Lice were well trained and very efficient.

Posted by: corn and beans at July 01, 2020 06:40 PM (tkNkP)

145 You corrupt, arrogant, solipsistic whore.

Subtlety and nuance Wednesdays!

Posted by: Miklos, thinking he understands at July 01, 2020 06:41 PM (QzkSJ)

146 Yup, that's why I thought Trump should do nothing. About any of these DEMOCRAT SHITHOLES.

As long as the feds don't get involved, this is a massive, humiliating rake-step for all the dum-dums who let it happen to please the Party.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 01, 2020 06:35 PM (oJN+m)/i]

Yep. We've been on the same page from the get-go.

(fist bump)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 06:41 PM (+nW6n)

147 >>This really isn't about Trump.

No, it's not. It's about us.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 01, 2020 06:41 PM (ZLI7S)

148 I've never seen the barriers being moved before. The fact that bulldozers with chomping jaws can do this delights ~~5-year-old~~ me.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 01, 2020 06:41 PM (LxTcq)

149 I thought all along that this was the right strategy, and that Trump had the balls to see it through, so I'm thrilled.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 06:38 PM (+nW6n)

You think it's over?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 01, 2020 06:41 PM (2DOZq)

150 Napoleon was right: never interrupt the enemy when he's making a mistake.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 06:41 PM (+nW6n)

151 Going back to a previous post today about whether Kushner is a benefit or liability to Trump and unnamed people claiming Trump has felt let down by Jared.

What if this story is a media lie made up to try to create a rift between Trump and Kushner? Didn't Kushner turn out to be a big part of Trump's 2016 victory? Maybe they want to remove him from the re-election effort to hamper Trump's campaign.

Posted by: Emmie at July 01, 2020 06:41 PM (clsJu)

152 136 Public access tv out of Fort Smith shows city director's (councilmen) mug shots with address and phone number. As it should be.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 01, 2020 06:41 PM (C1Lsn)

153 The murderers of BLM and ANTIFA are the paramilitary wing of the DNC.

Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at July 01, 2020 06:42 PM (J70i0)

154 I tell you what, I have some issues with the police. But holy fuck, we need police, national guard, and special squads of reserve civilian headbreakers...because these fucking commies got to spend time in hard labor.
Posted by: guest myspace user at July 01, 2020 06:34 PM (rnk6i)

If the police go away these commies will discover how badly THEY need the police as well.

Cause they won't be facing hard labor when they get froggy with a lot of people who've decided the gloves are off and that those who get reactionary have decided the price of their lives.

People like Batman who doesn't kill, will wind up with a lot of Punishers who believe in a more permanent response.

Posted by: Bete at July 01, 2020 06:42 PM (Ojki1)

155 You think it's over?

In Seattle it's over. The modern Left revolves entirely around white women, so once they pissed off "Jenny", their chances there were ruined.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 01, 2020 06:42 PM (6XLoz)

156 Tik-tok is a multi-billion dollar firm already, and there isn't 1 in 100 Americans aware of who owns it. ... Probably not 1 in 1000 who cares.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 01, 2020 06:40 PM (L6ZYH)
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I know who owns it, don't use it.

Speaking of which, I'm moving away from Amazon stuff. I'm trying to find stuff on Amazon I like, look for the company that makes it, order direct.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 01, 2020 06:42 PM (WEBkv)

157 Powerful Dems are going to be very surprised that the torpedos will burn down their yachts first.

Posted by: trev006
=====
Ah yes, the dreaded Mark 86 Napalm Torpedo. One that DARPA kept off the books for years.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 01, 2020 06:42 PM (8AONa)

158 This is my first comment of tomorrow morning.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 01, 2020 06:42 PM (sWM8x)

159
One cop reprimands the homeowner, telling him, "You said you shot the burglars!"

Homeowner: "You told me you couldn't spare any officers....."
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing

Homeowner: "I meant I shot AT the burglars."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 01, 2020 06:42 PM (aKsyK)

160 Yeah, Mayor "Jenny" Durka Durka Mohammed Jihad just published a very long screed on Twitter about how the entire three week "occupation" was completely peaceful, etc.

What a fucking piece of shit she is.

That being true, I wonder if she'd like Seattle City Council C*nt Kshama Sawant's home address so she can send her own gang of thugs over to harass her. Only took me about a minute to find it online.

Fuck these Marxist assholes.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 01, 2020 06:43 PM (BM2fS)

161 Its clear this is not a protest, its an insurrection.

History has shown how to deal with insurrections.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 01, 2020 06:43 PM (NgKpN)

162 147 >>This really isn't about Trump.

No, it's not. It's about us.
Posted by: JackStraw

=========

sure, if trump loses, he'll spend the rest of his life fighting every liberal DA in the country. and also if he wins. But if he wins, he gets 4 more years to prep that battleground.

But in reality, the left is ready to kick your ass. Their army of feral 19 year olds can kick your ass and they know it. Why? because statistically...you aren't an army of 19 year olds. you're one guy.

Posted by: guest myspace user at July 01, 2020 06:43 PM (rnk6i)

163 You think it's over?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 01, 2020 06:41 PM (2DOZq)

No, of course not. But I say again: do you think Mayor Durkadurka or that band of merry dickslappers is happy about the way this turned out, or do they regret having started this?

I'm guessing, the latter. It's a battle; we won, they lost. The war continues.

But consider the knock-on effect: if you're a commie mayor, and some clowns start this crap, what do you do? Do you adopt Mayor Jenny's disastrous approach? You now KNOW how that'll work out.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 06:44 PM (+nW6n)

164 Huh. Zuckerberg is not bowing to the cancel culture mob what's been after FB. First Macron, now Zuck. Will wonders never cease?

Posted by: lizabth at July 01, 2020 06:44 PM (L3Rsz)

165 END MASK STIGMA NOW
Posted by: Mitch McTurtle at July 01, 2020 06:40 PM (luzVb)

You can't be sure which of your elected Republicans* are betraying you so long as we are wearing masks!

*You already know that the elected Democrats are, and will always be, betraying you, so they don't really need the masks!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 01, 2020 06:44 PM (eTZoJ)

166 You think it's over?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 01, 2020 06:41 PM (2DOZq)
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If the Mayor of Seattle caved, then, yes.

All PDT has to do is ask whatever Mayor is screaming for help, "What, you can't do what Mayor Jenny did?"

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 01, 2020 06:44 PM (WEBkv)

167 "Tik-tok is a multi-billion dollar firm already, and there isn't 1 in 100 Americans aware of who owns it. ... Probably not 1 in 1000 who cares.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 01, 2020 06:40 PM (L6ZYH)"

India banned it. We should too. It's CCP spyware.

But we won't. Hmmm...I wonder...maybe some of the people making our laws are on the Chinese payroll? But that could never happen here.....

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 01, 2020 06:45 PM (icI8A)

168 You think it's over?

In Seattle it's over. The modern Left revolves entirely around white women, so once they pissed off "Jenny", their chances there were ruined.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 01, 2020 06:42 PM (6XLoz)

For Seattle's sake I hope so but I think they are going to regroup in the near future .

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 01, 2020 06:45 PM (2DOZq)

169 He made it pretty clear that the two are linked and well, in many ways, we are on our own.

-

The problem being they have no problem arresting people who are trying to obey the law and reacting to a situation that they are put in.

Posted by: The Invisible Man at July 01, 2020 06:45 PM (jYrdS)

170 Is she touchable or untouchable?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 01, 2020 06:39 PM (aKsyK)

Well, I don't want to touch her. Her father was some kind of Engineer, so I assume he was a higher caste . He was hit and killed by a drunk driver when she was 13, which must have been hard. Now she wants the government to be everybody's daddy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 01, 2020 06:45 PM (M7/zw)

171 Ace writes his posts with a 1948 manual typewriter. This is known.

Posted by: Michael the Texan

............
He then FAXES it to Pixy, who has recently taken to scanning the document and running OCR on it and feeding it into a post.
Before, he had to retype it.. Progress! We're into the 80's with this software!

I say "he", but have no idea what gender Pixy identifies with.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 01, 2020 06:45 PM (CjFDo)

172 124
If you are an autonomous zone, you are outside of the Constitution and so do not have any 2nd Amendment rights.

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 01, 2020 06:34 PM (JKNZq)

There you go again with thinking and logic and stuff ...

is the autonomous zone a signatory to the geneva conventions?

Posted by: Anachronda at July 01, 2020 06:45 PM (sGtp+)

173 You know, the San Juan islands are a world away and a nice, quiet place in which to live.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at July 01, 2020 06:46 PM (zX+1a)

174 BAN TIK TOK

Posted by: runner at July 01, 2020 06:46 PM (sUh98)

175 "But consider the knock-on effect: if you're a commie mayor, and some clowns start this crap, what do you do? Do you adopt Mayor Jenny's disastrous approach? You now KNOW how that'll work out.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 06:44 PM (+nW6n)"

I guess we're about to find out. Let's see what shithead DeBlasio does about his own CHAZ.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 01, 2020 06:46 PM (icI8A)

176 151 Going back to a previous post today about whether Kushner is a benefit or liability to Trump and unnamed people claiming Trump has felt let down by Jared.

========

Kushner is shit, he kept a lot of travel open with China. Yeah, trump had a travel ban but kushner made it weak.

anyway... trump is his own worst enemy at times, he kept rosenstein around. Rosy turned out to be worse than mueller in keeping the russiahoax alive.

Maybe he's learning...who knows. It doesn't matter, Biden is impermissible. We may as well elect that horse that the Roman's elected to their Senate.

sure he's dead and fossilized by now, but still better than biden.

Posted by: guest myspace user at July 01, 2020 06:46 PM (rnk6i)

177 You think it's over?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 01, 2020 06:41 PM (2DOZq)

The "Oohh the Democrats look bad and we'll win in November" is laughable.
The Republicans are already negotiating on surrendering on police "reform." The statues aren't coming back. Wait until some town votes to do it. Then the conservatives will be praising how it was done the right way. The precedent of BLM/Antifa acting with impunity is set. Corporations will continue to bend the knee as well as everyone else. But, hey we might win an election.

Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at July 01, 2020 06:47 PM (J70i0)

178 And it only took a couple of minutes to clear them out. A couple of minutes and yet Jenny allowed weeks of murder, rape, robbery and property destruction to fester.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 01, 2020 06:47 PM (r+sAi)

179 A friend had me watch a music video on his phone using the YouTube app. Before the music video started there was an advertisement for the tick-tock app.

I enjoyed it in a way.

Posted by: The Invisible Man at July 01, 2020 06:47 PM (jYrdS)

180 In Seattle it's over. The modern Left revolves entirely around white women, so once they pissed off "Jenny", their chances there were ruined.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 01, 2020 06:42 PM (6XLoz)

Who, frankly, should marginalized.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 06:47 PM (+nW6n)

181 Ace writes his posts with a 1948 manual typewriter. This is known.

Posted by: Michael the Texan

It can be a Royal pain in the ass.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 01, 2020 06:47 PM (fzIJm)

182 10 I can't take much more of this. I'm starting to crack.
Posted by: bluebell at July 01, 2020 06:17 PM (/669Q)

I'm starting to feel the same way.

Posted by: Flyover at July 01, 2020 06:47 PM (Rbu5d)

183 But in reality, the left is ready to kick your ass. Their army of feral 19 year olds can kick your ass and they know it. Why? because statistically...you aren't an army of 19 year olds. you're one guy.
Posted by: guest myspace user at July 01, 2020 06:43 PM (rnk6i)
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I've seen those feral 19 year old idiots. They're really good at beating up the old and infirm. They go up against anyone that is armed and willing to fight, they don't do very well.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 01, 2020 06:47 PM (WEBkv)

184 162 Of course, a 19 year old can kick my ass, while he's listening to his buddy scream after getting ball shot. Maybe I'm still nimble enough to get a couple more.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 01, 2020 06:48 PM (C1Lsn)

185 Speaking of which, I'm moving away from Amazon stuff. I'm trying to find
stuff on Amazon I like, look for the company that makes it, order
direct.

I have wondered about the viability of an online order aggregator - like a news aggregator but you get an organized index of links for online ordering, divided by type, product project as well as ratings, reviews and customer online experiences. Revenue from ads and clicks.

Eh. Probably been done.

Posted by: Mitch McTurtle at July 01, 2020 06:48 PM (luzVb)

186 Doesn't NYFC have a big fireworks in the streets problem?

Weren't the Orthodox Jews especially frustrated?

Didn't the fireworks issue get a lot better after the Jews surrounded Gracie Mansion and kept Werner Wilhelm DeBlasio up all night?

I think that worked.

Posted by: rd at July 01, 2020 06:48 PM (+0uDE)

187 /back in your shell Turtle

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at July 01, 2020 06:48 PM (luzVb)

188 124 If you are an autonomous zone, you are outside of the Constitution and so do not have any 2nd Amendment rights.
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 01, 2020 06:34 PM (JKNZq)

There you go again with thinking and logic and stuff ...
Posted by: Adriane the Rhetorical Critic ... at July 01, 2020 06:37 PM (LPnfS)

Simpler, if you are in an autonomous zone you have no Constitutional Rights, because you are in rebellion against the US.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 01, 2020 06:48 PM (NgKpN)

189 "148 I've never seen the barriers being moved before. The fact that bulldozers with chomping jaws can do this delights 5-year-old me.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 01, 2020 06:41 PM (LxTcq) "

That was pretty cool.
I can see a DOT owning something like that, they have to do it a lot.

I've always used a forklift, much less elegant.

Posted by: the_sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at July 01, 2020 06:48 PM (0IMgo)

190 Does CHAZ/CHOP get an African Funeral Meme?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 01, 2020 06:48 PM (Z+IKu)

191 India banned it. We should too. It's CCP spyware.

But we won't. Hmmm...I wonder...maybe some of the people making our laws are on the Chinese payroll? But that could never happen here.....
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 01, 2020 06:45 PM (icI8A)

I won't touch the latest Red Chinese software with a ten foot pole.

But there's another thing: lots of people cheerfully use Tik-Tok, not knowing or caring about its unsavory origins. If the plug is suddenly pulled on it here in this country (as it should), lots of those fools are going to be very, very upset and demand Congress protect their right to use the latest Red Chinese software.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 01, 2020 06:49 PM (ejsiI)

192 America is fucking finished and we can thank the Democrats. Just vote them in so we can destroy this country once and for all.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 01, 2020 06:49 PM (AFSld)

193 That's true, we know DeBlasio will shut down CHAZ in a split second if he thinks there are too many Jews inside.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 01, 2020 06:49 PM (icI8A)

194 Yeah, Mayor "Jenny" Durka Durka Mohammed Jihad just published a very long screed on Twitter about how the entire three week "occupation" was completely peaceful, etc.

What a fucking piece of shit she is.

----

1.) Why did she break up something peaceful? Someone needs to ask her.

2.) Sargon was showing video of what went on in CHAZ; a guy getting pummeled to the ground for "disrespecting the memory of George Floyd." (I don't know what the guy was doing.) So if a guy in Swindon, England, knows what it was like in that hell zone, why doesn't Jenny?

Posted by: RKae at July 01, 2020 06:49 PM (10aeV)

195 You corrupt, arrogant, solipsistic whore.

Jen you ignorant slut.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 01, 2020 06:49 PM (COzlW)

196 I guess we're about to find out. Let's see what shithead DeBlasio does about his own CHAZ.
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 01, 2020 06:46 PM (icI8A)

Yes, this will be fascinating to watch. The question is how bright is DeBlasio? I have no idea. If he lets his own CHAZ slide, he's an idiot. The smart thing to do would be to try to co-opt them somehow. How to do that - if it can even be done - depends on the people wielding influence in their CHAZ.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 06:50 PM (+nW6n)

197 Must be her time of the decade sickness.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at July 01, 2020 06:50 PM (pB6Gt)

198 Mayor is a vacuous, toffee-nosed, malodorous pervert.

Posted by: Citizen at July 01, 2020 06:50 PM (ldmQR)

199 For Seattle's sake I hope so but I think they are going to regroup in the near future .
Posted by: Can't resist temptation

***

Oh! Oh! Oh!

Pick me...Pick me!

Posted by: Tacoma at July 01, 2020 06:50 PM (axyOa)

200 181 Ace writes his posts with a 1948 manual typewriter. This is known.

Posted by: Michael the Texan

It can be a Royal pain in the ass.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 01, 2020 06:47 PM (fzIJm)

Yup, that's the key to his problem.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 01, 2020 06:50 PM (NgKpN)

201 I wish NYPD would go Chicago '68 on their asses and when D'Blabbio complains say, "What? Is this not what you wanted? Well, fuuuck me!"

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 01, 2020 06:50 PM (sWM8x)

202 "57 You're all realizing when It's Go Time the police won't refuse orders, right?
Posted by: Dark Helmet at July 01, 2020 06:23 PM (Oka5v)

At this point I expect them to form their own force and become another faction armed and vying to put their warlord in charge of it all.

Posted by: Bete at July 01, 2020 06:25 PM (Ojki1) "

Probably spot-on.

Posted by: the_sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at July 01, 2020 06:50 PM (0IMgo)

203 Catch 33: Eh, people were upset about the TSA and having to take off their shoes. "Matter of national security, can't be helped." Should be the same with Tik Tok.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 01, 2020 06:51 PM (icI8A)

204 I've seen those feral 19 year old idiots. They're really good at beating up the old and infirm. They go up against anyone that is armed and willing to fight, they don't do very well.
Posted by: blake - s

==========

good observation, they do like punching seniors.

one big bullshit weakness the gOPe caved on was buying into the idea that the proud boys and other groups...whatever happened to Protest Warrior...were whatever hate group the left designated them and left them out to dry.

Tucker is right. Anti-fa and BLM's army of teenage senior citizen puchners are the democrat party's militia and we got nothing. In fact, if we did start a militia, that Indiana Senator would call for us to be disbanded as a hate group.

Posted by: guest myspace user at July 01, 2020 06:51 PM (rnk6i)

205 >>I've seen those feral 19 year old idiots. They're really good at beating up the old and infirm. They go up against anyone that is armed and willing to fight, they don't do very well.

See St Louis.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 01, 2020 06:51 PM (ZLI7S)

206 BAN TIK TOK
Posted by: runner

We did. And how 'bout a H1-B, bruddah?

Posted by: India at July 01, 2020 06:51 PM (L6ZYH)

207 I am sorry I missed the post on removing qualified immunity. Ace, 1. The SCOTUS has ruled states are sovereign and can't be sued without their permission.

2. You can sue personally anyone who violates your constitutional rights under color of law ( see 42 USC 1983 ). The only people who have partial immunity to that lawsuit are judicial officers who can only be sued personally if they violate a declaratory decree. However you can sue a judicial officer under that law to get a declaratory decree against them from a higher court.
3. I am currently in the process of suing the Mayor of Houston, and the Harris county "judge" under the above law. Pamela Gellar has already used that law to sue the mayor of NY. None of these people are indemnified by their governments for their personal criminal violations ( 18 USC 242 ) of law.

Posted by: An Observation at July 01, 2020 06:51 PM (pV6Z3)

208 LIVE IN MINNEAPOLIS MINNESOTA

I-94 Blocked at Dale Street

By ETHIOPIANS!

Why?!?!?!

The Ethiopian Government killed some Ethiopian rebel leader in Ethiopia last night.

Posted by: rd at July 01, 2020 06:51 PM (+0uDE)

209 On the upside a black sheriff of Clay county FL (Jacksonville area) has said that he will deputize gun owners to stop the godless BLM/antifa mob.

Only in America (the best parts).

Posted by: Drider at July 01, 2020 06:51 PM (R/UH9)

210 Hahahahahahahahahaha (wheeze) hahahaha! Look, a thundering herd of Consequences cresting the hill, what a splendid sight! This is only the beginning. Now there will be glorious infighting on the Seattle City Soviet ^H^H^H Council. The mayor has already started a motion to get Sawant kicked out for a) opening City Hall to the protesters and b) encouraging the takeover of the police station in the Autonomous Silly Zone but really c) protesting HER at her house, and showing up personally to do it. Time to break out popcorn and root for injuries...

Posted by: Sabrina Chase at July 01, 2020 06:51 PM (exg7Q)

211
We did. And how 'bout a H1-B, bruddah?
Posted by: India at July 01, 2020 06:51 PM (L6ZYH

Ban that too.

Posted by: runner at July 01, 2020 06:52 PM (sUh98)

212 192 America is fucking finished and we can thank the Democrats. Just vote them in so we can destroy this country once and for all.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 01, 2020 06:49 PM (AFSld)

We have lawlessness in the streets, so our Government is taking REGULAR citizens rights away.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 01, 2020 06:52 PM (NgKpN)

213 Napoleon was right: never interrupt the enemy when he's making a mistake.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 06:41 PM (+nW6n)

You talking about the Dems or the Senate Republicans

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 01, 2020 06:52 PM (85Gof)

214 The Ethiopian Government killed some Ethiopian rebel leader in Ethiopia last night.

Posted by: rd at July 01, 2020 06:51 PM (+0uDE)

Fuckin' Sconnies.

Tryin'na keep those poor East Africans down.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 01, 2020 06:52 PM (6FeV1)

215 An army of feral 19 year olds is welcome to try to kick my ass, but I doubt they have my years of training and resolve - and importantly, my indifference to their continuing to breath.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at July 01, 2020 06:52 PM (nFRLh)

216 This attempted commie revolution is beginning to resemble A Clockwork Orange more and more. As mentioned above, there's hyperviolence, sex crimes and they seem to have their own words and meanings that have little to no resemblance to our language.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 01, 2020 06:52 PM (HaL55)

217 Two 19 year olds might be able to get me. Only one is going to be in for a surprise.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 01, 2020 06:53 PM (2DOZq)

218 For Seattle's sake I hope so but I think they are going to regroup in the near future .
Posted by: Can't resist temptation

***

Oh! Oh! Oh!

Pick me...Pick me!

Posted by: Tacoma

----

Sorry.

I already called dibs.

Posted by: Olympia at July 01, 2020 06:53 PM (10aeV)

219 >>>We have lawlessness in the streets, so our Government is taking REGULAR citizens rights away.

Exactly. This isn't America anymore.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 01, 2020 06:53 PM (AFSld)

220 Mayor Jenny needs the French Revolution treatment. The real French
Revolution went after the aristocratic ruling class. Our ruling class is
the Democrat Party and its Media/Academic Arm and deserves the same
fate.

Posted by: LGoPs at July 01, 2020 06:23 PM (K0qj/)

Everyone of them including the woke CEOs need this to show up at their front door. They need the mobs down their throats

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 01, 2020 06:53 PM (gqKAd)

221
Eh. Probably been done.

Posted by: Mitch McTurtle at July 01, 2020 06:48 PM (luzVb)

The Chinese did it. It's called Alibaba.

Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at July 01, 2020 06:53 PM (J70i0)

222 209 On the upside a black sheriff of Clay county FL (Jacksonville area) has said that he will deputize gun owners to stop the godless BLM/antifa mob.

Only in America (the best parts).
Posted by: Drider at July 01, 2020 06:51 PM (R/UH9)

Is post-facto deputization at thing?

...

Can it be?

....

Please?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 01, 2020 06:53 PM (6FeV1)

223 The Ethiopian Government killed some Ethiopian rebel leader in Ethiopia last night.

Posted by: rd at July 01, 2020 06:51 PM (+0uDE)

Good, they are all in one place to arrest and ship back to Ethiopia.

Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at July 01, 2020 06:54 PM (J70i0)

224 I feel obliged to note an intended mass permanent sit-in in Seattle, New York or any other major city would be cleared out in minutes and its organizers arrested as terrorists and likely RICO'd, after being allowed to be beaten within an inch of their life by antifa, if they were alt-Right or even AOSHQ commenters. We know from Charlottesville this is not theoretical. It happened. The cops stood by, let antifa assault and try to kill people, then took legal scalps afterward from those who tried to get away.

It is never possible to overwhelm the police forces unless those in power wish it so. And it is clear whom those in power deem to be their off-the-books street soldiers.

Posted by: Ruled By Mercenaries at July 01, 2020 06:54 PM (AsNmV)

225 See St Louis.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 01, 2020 06:51 PM (ZLI7S)
-----------

You're referring to the couple that got those thugs to "get off their lawn?"

They showed more restraint than I would have, because the threats that were made against them, well, "I was in fear for my life."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 01, 2020 06:55 PM (WEBkv)

226 215 An army of feral 19 year olds is welcome to try to kick my ass, but I doubt they have my years of training and resolve - and importantly, my indifference to their continuing to breath.
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at July 01, 2020 06:52 PM (nFRLh)

If you have enough Jackals in the pack, you can take down the Lion.

What they can't take down is a Pride of Lions.

Group up, get organized.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 01, 2020 06:55 PM (NgKpN)

227 You talking about the Dems or the Senate Republicans
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 01, 2020 06:52 PM (85Gof)

You betcha.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 06:55 PM (+nW6n)

228 Hahahahahahahahahaha (wheeze) hahahaha! Look, a
thundering herd of Consequences cresting the hill, what a splendid
sight! This is only the beginning. Now there will be glorious infighting
on the Seattle City Soviet ^H^H^H Council. The mayor has already
started a motion to get Sawant kicked out for a) opening City Hall to
the protesters and b) encouraging the takeover of the police station in
the Autonomous Silly Zone but really c) protesting HER at her house, and
showing up personally to do it. Time to break out popcorn and root for
injuries...

Posted by: Sabrina Chase at July 01, 2020 06:51 PM (exg7Q)

The Bolsheviks vs Mensheviks. Praying from Battle of Somme casualties on both sides

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 01, 2020 06:55 PM (gqKAd)

229 215 An army of feral 19 year olds is welcome to try to kick my ass, but I doubt they have my years of training and resolve - and importantly, my indifference to their continuing to breath.

=========

you see the vids of the ferals jumping on people's heads...they get...caught up in the moment.

I'm just saying...one person walks up to Lincoln Park in DC...he's not going to do well. Plus, a lot of nice guys try to de-escalate, right? Gavin McGinis would keep his dukes up and act hostile. Mr. Niceguys would keep arms down and act like Pobosiec.

Posted by: guest myspace user at July 01, 2020 06:55 PM (rnk6i)

230 But what would we do without all of those Ethiopian innovations that have changed America, like spongy bread, and, uh....there must be some others...like all the famous Ethiopian-Americans, like, uh...well I'm sure somebody can think of one!

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 01, 2020 06:55 PM (icI8A)

231 Oh no.....if they win...we'll be just like the Europeans. This is unacceptable.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at July 01, 2020 06:55 PM (pB6Gt)

232 Well, I know I won't be the first to say this...but the idea of a CHAZ forming RIGHT OUTSIDE NY CITY HALL is just too awesome to contemplate.

I denounce myself...

Posted by: El Jefe ~ Blue Zones POW MIA ~ You Are Not Forgotten ~ at July 01, 2020 06:55 PM (Ae67h)

233 LIVE IN MINNEAPOLIS MINNESOTA

I-94 Blocked at Dale Street

By ETHIOPIANS!

Why?!?!?!

The Ethiopian Government killed some Ethiopian rebel leader in Ethiopia last night.

I'd call for an Operation Relocate where the rioters are gassed with something to make them sleep, loaded onto a bunch of planes that will take them back where they came from whilst still under.

Then they can wake up and riot all they want. Away from us.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 01, 2020 06:56 PM (HaL55)

234 >>>We have lawlessness in the streets, so our Government is taking REGULAR citizens rights away.

---

My church re-opened last weekend.

I didn't go.

My friend who did told me, "It was like a funeral." Everyone sat apart with the pews taped off at intervals. No one sang. One woman sang up front... through a mask. Then everyone filed out and left.

Yeah. Keep acquiescing, folks.

Posted by: Olympia at July 01, 2020 06:56 PM (10aeV)

235
Attn:

Anybody in Seattle who had a family member killed in CHAZ/CHOP, anybody whose life work was destroyed by the mob: Mayor Durkan is to blame for your loss. It was all by her order. Take your revenge on her.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 01, 2020 06:56 PM (mOgf0)

236 >>>We have lawlessness in the streets, so our Government is taking REGULAR citizens rights away.

---

My church re-opened last weekend.

I didn't go.

My friend who did told me, "It was like a funeral." Everyone sat apart with the pews taped off at intervals. No one sang. One woman sang up front... through a mask. Then everyone filed out and left.

Yeah. Keep acquiescing, folks.

Posted by: Olympia

Posted by: RKae at July 01, 2020 06:56 PM (10aeV)

237 You betcha.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 06:55 PM (+nW6n)

LOL
Bravo

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 01, 2020 06:56 PM (85Gof)

238
BAN TIK TOK

Posted by: runner at July 01, 2020 06:46 PM (sUh9

India did. BTW has there been anything else in the news lately about that little dust up on the border between India and China

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 01, 2020 06:56 PM (gqKAd)

239 These people have made it so that the only sane response is to step on the accelerator if they mob your vehicle.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 01, 2020 06:57 PM (r+sAi)

240 225 See St Louis.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 01, 2020 06:51 PM (ZLI7S)
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This couldbe in refernce to the Spirit of St Louis Catholic protectors who tried to pray away the feral mob.

The BLM's just punched the shit out of them.

Posted by: guest myspace user at July 01, 2020 06:57 PM (rnk6i)

241 I'm always so bad at taking the sock off.

Posted by: RKae at July 01, 2020 06:57 PM (10aeV)

242 But what would we do without all of those Ethiopian innovations that have changed America, like spongy bread, and, uh....there must be some others...like all the famous Ethiopian-Americans, like, uh...well I'm sure somebody can think of one!
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 01, 2020 06:55 PM (icI8A)

Ethiopian cuisine, aka "fasting."

Like the Somalis - now we have a lot of those engines of innovation in our country. Yay us!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 06:57 PM (+nW6n)

243 We have entered into the age of unenlightment.

Reformation is gonna be a bitch.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 01, 2020 06:57 PM (Xogdd)

244 Have no worries, if they do actually get to the revolution part the revolutionaries won't survive the revolution.

Posted by: Skip at July 01, 2020 06:57 PM (6f16T)

245 America is fucking finished and we can thank the Democrats. Just vote them in so we can destroy this country once and for all.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp

The US has seen worse. Just remember all of this is being magnified through the lense of social media and the MSM. The wilding assholes and their supporters aren't a majority.

And that isn't a representative view of the average American. Your average a-political guy hasn't really had a voice in the matter because it happened so suddenly.

Normies don't like having to voice an opinion. And I think they'll hate it even more having their choice taken away.

Posted by: India at July 01, 2020 06:58 PM (L6ZYH)

246 192 America is fucking finished and we can thank the Democrats. Just vote them in so we can destroy this country once and for all.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 01, 2020 06:49 PM (AFSld)

At least then we'll know what we're getting.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 01, 2020 06:58 PM (qrX0b)

247 I'd call for an Operation Relocate where the rioters
are gassed with something to make them sleep, loaded onto a bunch of
planes that will take them back where they came from whilst still under.

Then they can wake up and riot all they want. Away from us.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 01, 2020 06:56 PM (HaL55)

Contract Air Pinochet to take them home. Won't even need to land.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 01, 2020 06:58 PM (9Om/r)

248 203 Catch 33: Eh, people were upset about the TSA and having to take off their shoes. "Matter of national security, can't be helped." Should be the same with Tik Tok.
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 01, 2020 06:51 PM (icI8A)

Hey, I know that, and you know that...

If the federal government tossed Tik Tok out of the country I wouldn't shed a tear. Just because they are the latest Red Chinese way to spy on, er, entertain people. But let's face it, there are a bunch of fools out there who think nothing of what TSA does but will get very, very upset if their Tik Tok apps go away tomorrow...

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 01, 2020 06:58 PM (ejsiI)

249 I'd call for an Operation Relocate where the rioters are gassed with something to make them sleep, loaded onto a bunch of planes that will take them back where they came from whilst still under.

====

if we were to start offering folks a free ticket and $5000 to go back, it'd be a mitzvah

Posted by: guest myspace user at July 01, 2020 06:58 PM (rnk6i)

250 A coronavirus patient in France suffered a four-hour erection due to a blood clot that may have been triggered by the illness, doctors have warned.

The 62-year-old man experienced the painful condition known as priapism while in the intensive care unit at a Le Chesnay hospital, according to a case report in The American Journal of Emergency Medicine.

Oki Doki

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 01, 2020 06:58 PM (85Gof)

251 This couldbe in refernce to the Spirit of St Louis Catholic protectors who tried to pray away the feral mob.

The BLM's just punched the shit out of them.
Posted by: guest myspace user at July 01, 2020 06:57 PM (rnk6i)

Just like Mayor Durkadurka's experience teaching other mayors, this may teach BLM's opponents on what does NOT work, and how that strategy plays out.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 06:58 PM (+nW6n)

252
Good, they are all in one place to arrest and ship back to Ethiopia.

You could ship most of them back in a single box.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at July 01, 2020 06:58 PM (luzVb)

253 I heard CHAZ was cleared in an hour. Which means it always could have been cleared in an hour. Her decision.

Posted by: t-bird at July 01, 2020 06:58 PM (AytXr)

254
174 BAN TIK TOK
Posted by: runner at July 01, 2020 06:46 PM (sUh9

BAN ZOOM.

ZOOM is also Chinese Spyware.

Posted by: rd at July 01, 2020 06:58 PM (+0uDE)

255 But what would we do without all of those Ethiopian
innovations that have changed America, like spongy bread, and,
uh....there must be some others...like all the famous
Ethiopian-Americans, like, uh...well I'm sure somebody can think of one!

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 01, 2020 06:55 PM (icI8A)

Diversity of reasons to riot is our strength.

Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at July 01, 2020 06:58 PM (J70i0)

256 >>You're referring to the couple that got those thugs to "get off their lawn?"

>>They showed more restraint than I would have, because the threats that were made against them, well, "I was in fear for my life."

Yep. Bullies don't like being punched in the mouth, their power is intimidation and only we can give that to them.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 01, 2020 06:59 PM (ZLI7S)

257 Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 01, 2020 06:55 PM (icI8A)

Ah my Jeopardy grasshopper. Isn't Ethiopia the birthplace of the magic potion people consume every morning?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 01, 2020 06:59 PM (2DOZq)

258 1.) Why did she break up something peaceful? Someone needs to ask her. Posted by: RKae

She won't ever admit it, but we all know it was because she was hearing from actual, you know, voters. There are LOTs of people trying to live and work in Seattle who were scared and fed up. Just 'cause they're mostly lefties doesn't mean they're all suicidal. Frankly, cleaning up "the zone" was much easier than it's going to be for Chicago to clean up the wild west atmosphere that has erupted and allowed by the mayor there to flourish over the past few months.

Posted by: corn and beans at July 01, 2020 06:59 PM (tkNkP)

259 guest myspace - not sure what side you are on (and don't care) , but the left has no idea what our side has the capacity for. I won't be surprised and I am not unprepared - they have set the ROE.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at July 01, 2020 06:59 PM (nFRLh)

260 you see the vids of the ferals jumping on people's heads...they get...caught up in the moment.

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Apparently, the guy who shot the black kids in the SUV in CHAZ was a white guy who was yelling, "You're not dead yet? You wanna get pistol-whipped?!" Then he executed the 16-year-old with a pullet to the temple.

Look up "Eric Leal" and you'll get the whole story.

Posted by: RKae at July 01, 2020 06:59 PM (10aeV)

261 I have met quite a few Ethiopians and the ones I know are very hard working people. Some are very religious Christians.

Posted by: Quint at July 01, 2020 06:59 PM (hHxp2)

262 I'd call for an Operation Relocate where the rioters are gassed with something to make them sleep, loaded onto a bunch of planes

You misspelled "helicopters."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 06:59 PM (+nW6n)

263 Everyone see the video braenyard posted where the rioters are surrounding vehicles to pull the driver out of the car and beat him to death and when the driver floors it to escape the rioters shoot him in self defense?

Posted by: The Invisible Man - The polls are battlespace prep to cushion the mail in vote fraud at July 01, 2020 06:59 PM (N3GKS)

264 But what would we do without all of those Ethiopian innovations that have changed America, like spongy bread, and, uh....there must be some others...like all the famous Ethiopian-Americans, like, uh...well I'm sure somebody can think of one!
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 01, 2020 06:55 PM (icI8A)

Salt in your coffee is yummy!......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 01, 2020 06:59 PM (Z+IKu)

265 Why ban Tik Tok?

Use it against them.

Organize scads of fake disinformation accounts.

Set up honeypots.

Tradecraft 101, man.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 01, 2020 07:00 PM (6FeV1)

266 Apparently, the guy who shot the black kids in the SUV in CHAZ was a white guy who was yelling, "You're not dead yet? You wanna get pistol-whipped?!" Then he executed the 16-year-old with a pullet to the temple.

-

Impossible.

That would've been on the news.

/

Posted by: The Invisible Man - The polls are battlespace prep to cushion the mail in vote fraud at July 01, 2020 07:00 PM (N3GKS)

267 261 I have met quite a few Ethiopians and the ones I know are very hard working people. Some are very religious Christians.
Posted by: Quint at July 01, 2020 06:59 PM (hHxp2)

Great. Ethiopia needs good people.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 07:00 PM (+nW6n)

268
I like the use of solipsist as an insult, because its a primitive and savage worldview.

Whenever I hear some dumb idiot say "my truth," I figure "why not just get it over with and become a wretched, filthy dark-age peasant in the middle of a rational, technological world? Oh, wait - you did."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 01, 2020 07:01 PM (oJN+m)

269 Remember the old movie Soylent Green? When there were crowds of people protesting, they basically used a modified earth mover to... um... move them.

That would work now I think.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 01, 2020 07:01 PM (ZCiJZ)

270 I think most of us are just hoping the cities destroy themselves before they can destroy us. Time might not be on our side here. Just about all of us are dependent on those plastic cards and it really wouldn't take much for them to start locking up accounts of "problematic" people.

Posted by: Quiet at July 01, 2020 07:01 PM (P0MsZ)

271 BAN ZOOM.

ZOOM is also Chinese Spyware.

Posted by: rd at Ju

Sure. Why not.

Posted by: runner at July 01, 2020 07:01 PM (sUh98)

272 wait, is this new soymalia here to stay, or is it just for now?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 01, 2020 07:01 PM (KZzsI)

273 These people have made it so that the only sane response is to step on the accelerator if they mob your vehicle.

Remember when Instapundit recommended that and got in a bit of hot water? Seems he was just ahead of his time.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 01, 2020 07:01 PM (HaL55)

274 guest myspace - not sure what side you are on (and don't care) , but the left has no idea what our side has the capacity for. I won't be surprised and I am not unprepared - they have set the ROE.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at July 01, 2020 06:59 PM (nFRLh)

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It's pretty incredible to consider how peaceful and tolerant 100M+ well-armed white supremacists have been, isn't it?

Posted by: The Invisible Man - The polls are battlespace prep to cushion the mail in vote fraud at July 01, 2020 07:01 PM (N3GKS)

275 guest myspace - not sure what side you are on (and don't care) , but the left has no idea what our side has the capacity for. I won't be surprised and I am not unprepared - they have set the ROE.
Posted by: Heart of Darknes

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let's just say I'm disappointed in our side.

Posted by: guest myspace user at July 01, 2020 07:01 PM (rnk6i)

276 ZOOM is also Chinese Spyware.

As is Tik Tok.

This is not a joke people. It is not paranoia.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 01, 2020 07:02 PM (KZzsI)

277 257 Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 01, 2020 06:55 PM (icI8A)

Ah my Jeopardy grasshopper. Isn't Ethiopia the birthplace of the magic potion people consume every morning?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 01, 2020 06:59 PM (2DOZq)

I thought Diet Coke was invented in Atlanta...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 01, 2020 07:02 PM (6FeV1)

278 won't be surprised and I am not unprepared - they have set the ROE.
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at July 01, 2020 06:59 PM (nFRLh)

We have lists in the neighborhood.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 01, 2020 07:02 PM (fzIJm)

279 "184 162 Of course, a 19 year old can kick my ass, while he's listening to his buddy scream after getting ball shot. Maybe I'm still nimble enough to get a couple more.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 01, 2020 06:48 PM (C1Lsn) "

Last year Shooting Buddy & I did a few 2-gun drills on multiple targets, with mixed-but-improving results ... planning more this year, most definitely.

Range improvements, still hopefully this year, include a nearly 180 degree berm at about 8 yards, for better multiple-target engagement ... prophetic or what ?

Posted by: the_sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at July 01, 2020 07:02 PM (0IMgo)

280 She won't ever admit it, but we all know it was because she was hearing from actual, you know, voters.

Voters? Pffft. Make it "donors" and you've got something.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 07:02 PM (+nW6n)

281 And finally, if you have to do it, have a shovel and tarp handy. It can be a lot of "dead" weight, and you may be unable to move it, so consider a "drop" gun. Nothing fancy, an old RG would be ok. Take a deep breath, collect your thoughts if you have to make the call. Otherwise, shovel and shut up.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 01, 2020 07:02 PM (C1Lsn)

282 You know why CHOP was allowed to fall?

All the real leaders and organizers of CHOP had left.

Most of them are at the NY City Hall, or damn close to it.

Posted by: rd at July 01, 2020 07:02 PM (+0uDE)

283
"Chris Gilardi's" eyes are as big as saucers, aren't they? Every tawdry detail of the NY shit fest is a wonderment to him.

The 'occupiers' in the 'encampment' will have exactly as much time there as the mayor allows, no more, no less. Another fraudulent organic protest.

As Mayor Jenny has illustrated for the world, the key to ending one of these affairs is attack the mayor at home. The mayor is the author.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 01, 2020 07:02 PM (mOgf0)

284 Yep. Bullies don't like being punched in the mouth, their power is intimidation and only we can give that to them.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 01, 2020 06:59 PM (ZLI7S)
------------------

Well, antifa/BLM have now had guns pointed at them, publicly.

Which is a step further than where we were a few weeks ago.

Either government gets a handle on Antifa/BLM or, I expect the next and final step to be taken.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 01, 2020 07:02 PM (WEBkv)

285 Ah my Jeopardy grasshopper. Isn't Ethiopia the birthplace of the magic potion people consume every morning?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 01, 2020 06:59 PM (2DOZq)

coffee? I had Ethiopian wine once, it was just ok. Of course that was just one wine.

Posted by: Quint at July 01, 2020 07:02 PM (hHxp2)

286 Apparently, the guy who shot the black kids in the SUV in CHAZ was a white guy who was yelling, "You're not dead yet? You wanna get pistol-whipped?!" Then he executed the 16-year-old with a bullet to the temple.

-

Impossible.

That would've been on the news.

/
Posted by: The Invisible Man - The polls are battlespace prep to cushion the mail in vote fraud

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And, then, the CHAZ people totally messed up the crime scene.

Yeah, these are the people who hate the cops.

Posted by: RKae at July 01, 2020 07:02 PM (10aeV)

287 "pullet to the temple. "

Oh that's fowl.

Posted by: f'd at July 01, 2020 07:02 PM (JE3UG)

288 BTW has there been anything else in the news lately about that little dust up on the border between India and China
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 01, 2020 06:56 PM (gqKAd)

(yawn)

Posted by: U.S. Media at July 01, 2020 07:03 PM (ejsiI)

289 As Mayor Jenny has illustrated for the world, the key to ending one of these affairs is attack the mayor at home. The mayor is the author.

They are enjoying their new autocracy of absolute power, they aren't going to allow little people to threaten them

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 01, 2020 07:03 PM (KZzsI)

290 A lot of Ehtiopians in Israel who came there before, during, and after Operation Moses

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 01, 2020 07:03 PM (85Gof)

291 Apparently, the guy who shot the black kids in the SUV in CHAZ was a white guy who was yelling, "You're not dead yet? You wanna get pistol-whipped?!" Then he executed the 16-year-old with a pullet to the temple.

He killed him with a chicken?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 01, 2020 07:03 PM (HaL55)

292 250 A coronavirus patient in France suffered a four-hour erection due to a blood clot that may have been triggered by the illness, doctors have warned.

The 62-year-old man experienced the painful condition known as priapism while in the intensive care unit at a Le Chesnay hospital, according to a case report in The American Journal of Emergency Medicine.

Oki Doki
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 01, 2020 06:58 PM (85Gof)

What? no Sexy nurse there to .. help ... him with his problem?

I mean, all those instructional videos I see on the net... someplace called Pron Hub, it seems to be a standard Hospital practice!

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 01, 2020 07:03 PM (NgKpN)

293 Shining example of leadership, that Jenny gal

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 01, 2020 07:04 PM (NWiLs)

294 On a lot of social media I keep seeing ads: "Do you plan to vote for PDT?"

I NEVER respond to those ads. I believe at least a few of them are leftist data miners who eventually plan to doxx responders, and/or sell the info to violent groups.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 01, 2020 07:04 PM (L2ZTs)

295 "Ah my Jeopardy grasshopper. Isn't Ethiopia the birthplace of the magic potion people consume every morning?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 01, 2020 06:59 PM (2DOZq)"

Magic potion we take in the morning....so, like, Scotch? No I don't think that's from there.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 01, 2020 07:04 PM (icI8A)

296

Tucker is turning his fire on Ron Johnson and James Lankford. Hopefully they get the same treatment as Cuck Braun

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 01, 2020 07:04 PM (gqKAd)

297 I actually like Ethiopian food, but hey, we can make our own. I think Somalian food is just bullets.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 01, 2020 07:04 PM (icI8A)

298 Shining example of leadership, that Jenny gal
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 01, 2020 07:04 PM (NWiLs)

typical of dems: " Good for thee, But not for Me"

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 01, 2020 07:05 PM (85Gof)

299 A coronavirus patient in France suffered a four-hour erection due to a blood clot that may have been triggered by the illness, doctors have warned.

Second look at COVID-19?

Posted by: Ian S. at July 01, 2020 07:05 PM (6XLoz)

300 287 "pullet to the temple. "

Oh that's fowl.
Posted by: f'd at July 01, 2020 07:02 PM (JE3UG)

That's what happens when you egg them on...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 01, 2020 07:05 PM (6FeV1)

301 TuCa taking on hysteria. Spot on. And screw Sen. Johnson. I'm embarrassed to say he's my senator

Posted by: Pete Seria at July 01, 2020 07:05 PM (7ZQe3)

302 219 >>>We have lawlessness in the streets, so our Government is taking REGULAR citizens rights away.

Exactly. This isn't America anymore.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 01, 2020 06:53 PM (AFSld)

******

Hey Wyatt.

You've mentioned that you have just about 4 years left till you can retire and leave your city and state forever.

But...if this nation really does split up/civil war breaks up...wouldn't that jeopardize your pension?

I mean, let's say that your city gets taken over by a bunch of CHAZ types and the city council gets populated by types like Kshama Sawant. I could see them doing something horrible, like defunding the police...AND defunding the pension plan. The defunders in Seattle had that as one of their positions.

Second, if the war goes hot, and you have moved to a red state, your blue city/state might cut off electronic transfers of retirement funds to any bank or account or person that is outside of their jurisdiction.

I don't say this to be an a-hole to you. I just mean that any sort of break up of America is going to probably have all sorts of horrible consequences that will be hard to foresee.

Stay safe.

Posted by: El Jefe ~ Blue Zones POW MIA ~ You Are Not Forgotten ~ at July 01, 2020 07:05 PM (Ae67h)

303 Horde mind erupts.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 01, 2020 07:05 PM (r+sAi)

304 Shining example of leadership, that Jenny gal
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 01, 2020 07:04 PM (NWiLs)
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And you know the DNC is gearing up to polish that turd of a Mayor.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 01, 2020 07:05 PM (WEBkv)

305 291 Apparently, the guy who shot the black kids in the SUV in CHAZ was a white guy who was yelling, "You're not dead yet? You wanna get pistol-whipped?!" Then he executed the 16-year-old with a pullet to the temple.

He killed him with a chicken?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 01, 2020 07:03 PM (HaL55)

Have we finally reached Beak Stupid?

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 01, 2020 07:05 PM (NgKpN)

306 Whedon about to be devoured by the BLM machine. Fuckin' perfect. I've
waited years for the Hollywood Civil War, lost faith it would happen,
and the salvos are now heating up.

Powerful Dems are going to be very surprised that the torpedos will burn down their yachts first.
---
The way to win the big Battle Royal of Life, is to save your strength until only a few are left.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 01, 2020 07:05 PM (h1jJh)

307 But in reality, the left thinks they're is ready to kick your ass.

Posted by: DaveA at July 01, 2020 07:05 PM (FhXTo)

308 Rule

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 01, 2020 07:06 PM (KnJdm)

309 Apparently, the guy who shot the black kids in the SUV in CHAZ was a white guy who was yelling, "You're not dead yet? You wanna get pistol-whipped?!" Then he executed the 16-year-old with a pullet to the temple.

He killed him with a chicken?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4

----

He didn't have a cock.

...Man, when I saw that typo I groaned, "This is my last day on Ace; never going back; can't face it."

But seriously, folks, look up "Eric Leal."

Posted by: RKae at July 01, 2020 07:06 PM (10aeV)

310 I actually like Ethiopian food

-

Of all the distasteful jokes I've ever seen around the HQ, I think that one is the worst.

Posted by: The Invisible Man - The polls are battlespace prep to cushion the mail in vote fraud at July 01, 2020 07:06 PM (N3GKS)

311 It seems to me that it's a pretty good rule of thumb to say mobs are always wrong.
My betters apparently disagree so I may have to reassess.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 01, 2020 07:06 PM (yLbf7)

312 You know why CHOP was allowed to fall?

All the real leaders and organizers of CHOP had left.

Most of them are at the NY City Hall, or damn close to it.

Hmm, crossed state lines to riot? That should end well for them. The feds don't fuck around, as that video from a couple of weeks ago where they pulled somebody off the street and spirited them away proves.

I love that last cop in that video: "If you follow us, you will be shot. Do you understand?"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 01, 2020 07:06 PM (HaL55)

313 302 219 >>>We have lawlessness in the streets, so our Government is taking REGULAR citizens rights away.

Exactly. This isn't America anymore.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 01, 2020 06:53 PM (AFSld)

******

Hey Wyatt.

You've mentioned that you have just about 4 years left till you can retire and leave your city and state forever.

But...if this nation really does split up/civil war breaks up...wouldn't that jeopardize your pension?

I mean, let's say that your city gets taken over by a bunch of CHAZ types and the city council gets populated by types like Kshama Sawant. I could see them doing something horrible, like defunding the police...AND defunding the pension plan. The defunders in Seattle had that as one of their positions.

Second, if the war goes hot, and you have moved to a red state, your blue city/state might cut off electronic transfers of retirement funds to any bank or account or person that is outside of their jurisdiction.

I don't say this to be an a-hole to you. I just mean that any sort of break up of America is going to probably have all sorts of horrible consequences that will be hard to foresee.

Stay safe.
Posted by: El Jefe ~ Blue Zones POW MIA ~ You Are Not Forgotten ~ at July 01, 2020 07:05 PM (Ae67h)

On that front a lot of normal economic/retirement planning goes completely out the window.

Posted by: Someguy at July 01, 2020 07:06 PM (Zm+LZ)

314 Most of the GOP's primary season is over, right? I hope we picked better this time.

what a year.

Posted by: guest myspace user at July 01, 2020 07:07 PM (rnk6i)

315 "solipsistic" I read syphilistic.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 01, 2020 07:07 PM (Jx5Qs)

316 Huh. Apparently Yemen is given credit for the modern invention of coffee, but they got the beans from Ethiopia.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 01, 2020 07:07 PM (icI8A)

317 "281 And finally, if you have to do it, have a shovel and tarp handy. It can be a lot of "dead" weight, and you may be unable to move it, so consider a "drop" gun. Nothing fancy, an old RG would be ok. Take a deep breath, collect your thoughts if you have to make the call. Otherwise, shovel and shut up.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 01, 2020 07:02 PM (C1Lsn) "

Hell, one of those Crosman looks-like-a-1911 BB guns would probably be enough to produce "reasonable fear for your life".

Posted by: the_sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at July 01, 2020 07:07 PM (0IMgo)

318

Tucker is now saying Johnson and Lankford should hear from us like Braun did

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 01, 2020 07:07 PM (gqKAd)

319 Tucker calling out Lankford and Johnson for trying to cancel Columbus Day with their new pandering bill

Posted by: redridinghood at July 01, 2020 07:07 PM (wiXsO)

320 He didn't have a cock.

...Man, when I saw that typo I groaned, "This is my last day on Ace; never going back; can't face it."

But seriously, folks, look up "Eric Leal."
Posted by: RKae at July 01, 2020 07:06 PM (10aeV)

Well, he musta cocked his gun, right?

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 01, 2020 07:07 PM (NgKpN)

321 291 Apparently, the guy who shot the black kids in the SUV in CHAZ was a white guy who was yelling, "You're not dead yet? You wanna get pistol-whipped?!" Then he executed the 16-year-old with a pullet to the temple.

He killed him with a chicken?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 01, 2020 07:03 PM (HaL55)

Nobody yelled "duck!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 07:07 PM (+nW6n)

322 the 10,000 foot view perspective ... this is happening for the same reason the coup is still happening ... globalist mafia are funding it ... Mayor Karen got a little upset and broke ranks ... (not my home, I was promised an exemption)

... Nope ... sorry Karen, Nancy ... whomever ... we are busy destroying America ... Trump and Liberty Patriots must be destroyed ... BigMoney is a globalist cartel ... IMF, Atlantic council, BIS ... they have plans for global control ... lots of oligarchs on board ... sanity is not allowed. Why is Fauci/Birx/Gates still front line in the face of real science?

Same BS as global warming ... they think they have a majority in their religion ... they have baptized so many into their faith ... you sinners/infidels must submit or die ... they don't have a numerical majority, they don't seem to care, they have the money, the networks, the crime cartels ... what do you have, Christian?

Posted by: illiniwek at July 01, 2020 07:07 PM (Cus5s)

323 316 Huh. Apparently Yemen is given credit for the modern invention of coffee, but they got the beans from Ethiopia.
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 01, 2020 07:07 PM (icI8A)

Another thing stolen by those Arab homos.

Posted by: Someguy at July 01, 2020 07:07 PM (Zm+LZ)

324 A coronavirus patient in France suffered a four-hour erection due to a blood clot that may have been triggered by the illness, doctors have warned.

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This is why Bill Gates wants a vaccine. He's jealous.

They don't call him "Micro and Soft" for nothing!

Posted by: RKae at July 01, 2020 07:08 PM (10aeV)

325 speaking of male feminist creepiness...Adam Savage tried to mythbust his sister, if you know what I mean. when he was a kid...think Lena Dunham.

Posted by: guest myspace user at July 01, 2020 07:08 PM (rnk6i)

326
When you deliver the coup de grace with a pullet, stay back a few feet.

You don't want egg on your face.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 01, 2020 07:08 PM (oJN+m)

327 316 Huh. Apparently Yemen is given credit for the modern invention of coffee, but they got the beans from Ethiopia.
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 01, 2020 07:07 PM (icI8A)

The port of Mokka is right next to Aden, if i'm not mistaken...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 01, 2020 07:08 PM (6FeV1)

328 Apparently, the guy who shot the black kids in the SUV in CHAZ was a white guy who was yelling, "You're not dead yet? You wanna get pistol-whipped?!" Then he executed the 16-year-old with a pullet to the temple.

He killed him with a chicken?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4

The murderers execution should happen immediately.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 01, 2020 07:08 PM (yLbf7)

329 But seriously, folks, look up "Eric Leal."
Posted by: RKae at July 01, 2020 07:06 PM (10aeV)

*****

You gotta give me more to run a good Google search than just that.

Posted by: El Jefe ~ Blue Zones POW MIA ~ You Are Not Forgotten ~ at July 01, 2020 07:09 PM (Ae67h)

330 How dis coffee beans get to Brazil? Conquistadors?

Posted by: runner at July 01, 2020 07:09 PM (sUh98)

331 Hey just because Ethiopians never get to eat Ethiopian food doesn't make it bad.

Not that I could have it, anyway. Stupid Keto.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 01, 2020 07:09 PM (icI8A)

332
Well, antifa/BLM have now had guns pointed at them, publicly.

Which is a step further than where we were a few weeks ago.

Either government gets a handle on Antifa/BLM or, I expect the next and final step to be taken.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 01, 2020 07:02 PM (WEBkv)

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Antifa/BLM is carrying guns and shooting random motorists now. Word gets around fast. They started it. If you know they might block the road, and you know they'll shoot you if you don't like that, and you know the police will be nowhere, you may just start to carry a gun if you have one.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 01, 2020 07:09 PM (mOgf0)

333 He didn't have a cock.

...Man, when I saw that typo I groaned, "This is my last day on Ace; never going back; can't face it."

All in playful jest and levity. I know I sure need some after all this recent crap.

And it's not like I've never made a typo.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 01, 2020 07:09 PM (HaL55)

334 Huh. Apparently Yemen is given credit for the modern invention of coffee, but they got the beans from Ethiopia.
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 01, 2020 07:07 PM (icI8A)
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I still want to know who thought it was a great idea to make coffee from beans pulled from the excrement of a cat.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 01, 2020 07:09 PM (WEBkv)

335 Heh.

Every once in a while, MUMR comes out with a good one.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 01, 2020 07:09 PM (6FeV1)

336 Proof of the pudding is in the taste thereof......
Democrat tyrants care nothing for the peasants/masses they preside over, but mess with the demo-god ruling elites and change and consequences comers swift and hard. Is it clear enough now ? Democrats care nothing for those they preside over, let anarchy, riots, deaths occur, but mess with them, all of a sudden you have done wrong and consequences must be dealt out severely.
NOW have the pissed on cops, military, whites, minorities figured out the obvious yet ? These socialist tyrants rule over you as despots and care nothing for you except to pander to the fools to blind them at election times to get elected/re-elected, and then represent the rich who then secretly recompense them abundantly.

Posted by: ron n. at July 01, 2020 07:10 PM (om5HK)

337
solipsistic

That sounds feeeelthy!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 01, 2020 07:10 PM (pNxlR)

338

I think some family members should make Johnson and Lankford an offer they can't refuse

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 01, 2020 07:10 PM (gqKAd)

339 334 Huh. Apparently Yemen is given credit for the modern invention of coffee, but they got the beans from Ethiopia.
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 01, 2020 07:07 PM (icI8A)
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I still want to know who thought it was a great idea to make coffee from beans pulled from the excrement of a cat.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 01, 2020 07:09 PM (WEBkv)

Somebody who was too cheap or poor to buy fresh beans.

Posted by: Someguy at July 01, 2020 07:10 PM (Zm+LZ)

340 319 Tucker calling out Lankford and Johnson for trying to cancel Columbus Day with their new pandering bill

====

the gop really knows how to read a room. People are sick of this bullshit, sick of being afraid of losing their jobs if the some liberal hears them talk, and we want lots of cops to bust lots of heads.

I like statues, I don't care about more holidays...during turmoil, it's not time to propose change. Hold the fucking line.

Posted by: guest myspace user at July 01, 2020 07:10 PM (rnk6i)

341 This is my first comment of tomorrow morning.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 01, 2020 06:42 PM (sWM8x)

It was 12:42 AM in London when you posted this.

I'll allow it.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 01, 2020 07:10 PM (BM2fS)

342 326

When you deliver the coup de grace with a pullet, stay back a few feet.

You don't want egg on your face.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 01, 2020 07:08 PM (oJN+m)

And don't go crowing about it.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 01, 2020 07:10 PM (KnJdm)

343 334 Huh. Apparently Yemen is given credit for the modern invention of coffee, but they got the beans from Ethiopia.
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 01, 2020 07:07 PM (icI8A)
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I still want to know who thought it was a great idea to make coffee from beans pulled from the excrement of a cat.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 01, 2020 07:09 PM (WEBkv)

Somebody pulled a prank on a guy, and the victim was like, "No, seriously, that's the best f*cking coffee i've ever had in my life!!!!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 01, 2020 07:10 PM (6FeV1)

344 And you know the DNC is gearing up to polish that turd of a Mayor.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 01, 2020 07:05 PM (WEBkv)

You can buff all you want, but that turd ain't gonna take a shine.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 07:10 PM (+nW6n)

345 "How dis coffee beans get to Brazil? Conquistadors?
Posted by: runner at July 01, 2020 07:09 PM (sUh9

"

Yup. Brought by the Portuguese in the early 18th century.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 01, 2020 07:11 PM (icI8A)

346 Another thing stolen by those Arab homos.
Posted by: Someguy at July 01, 2020 07:07 PM (Zm+LZ)

They stole my dignity!

Posted by: Rabid Moroccan Donkey with a ruptured asshole at July 01, 2020 07:11 PM (fzIJm)

347 Mayor Jenny never sees someone following her home?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 01, 2020 07:11 PM (Xogdd)

348 But seriously, folks, look up "Eric Leal."
Posted by: RKae at July 01, 2020 07:06 PM (10aeV)

I watched the video a couple of days ago, and heard him say that. It was chilling.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 01, 2020 07:11 PM (qrX0b)

349 And it's not like I've never made a typo.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 01, 2020 07:09 PM (HaL55)

Wurd.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 01, 2020 07:12 PM (Jx5Qs)

350 People involved in creating CHAZ have forfeited their US Citizenship. ( 8 USC 1491 - for violating the provisions of 18 USC 2383 ) US government need only show by a preponderance of the evidence that they violated 18 usc 2383, and their citizenship is gone. Remember they said it was an autonomous zone outside the US.

18 USC 2383
Whoever incites, sets on foot, assists, or engages in any rebellion or
insurrection against the authority of the United States or the laws
thereof, or gives aid or comfort thereto, shall be fined under this
title or imprisoned not more than ten years, or both; and shall be
incapable of holding any office under the United States.

Posted by: An Observation at July 01, 2020 07:12 PM (pV6Z3)

351 >>>You've mentioned that you have just about 4 years left till you can retire and leave your city and state forever.

But...if this nation really does split up/civil war breaks up...wouldn't that jeopardize your pension?

Honestly any pension may not be there in four years. City is broke and Dem politicians are burning money. Only thing I am kinda certain is my deferred compensation I've been paying into something nice '94

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 01, 2020 07:12 PM (AFSld)

352 McConnell says PDT should let them change the name of Military Bases...fuck you. You did a good job with Judges, now STFU

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 01, 2020 07:12 PM (85Gof)

353 Huh. Apparently Yemen is given credit for the modern invention of coffee, but they got the beans from Ethiopia.
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 01, 2020 07:07 PM (icI8A)

So ... one invention in what? Three thousand years? Are they pacing themselves?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 07:12 PM (+nW6n)

354 What is David French's favorite part of a rooster?
The cuckscomb.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 01, 2020 07:12 PM (yLbf7)

355 How dis coffee beans get to Brazil? Conquistadors?
Posted by: runner

But poop

Posted by: Jean at July 01, 2020 07:12 PM (B7KlG)

356 sometimes wonder if (Pzzpr) posts just to see what the Troll-O-Matic 2000 will do with it.

This is a pretty good one.

Posted by: the_sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at July 01, 2020 07:12 PM (0IMgo)

357 A coronavirus patient in France suffered a four-hour erection due to a
blood clot that may have been triggered by the illness, doctors have
warned.

The 62-year-old man experienced the painful condition known as
priapism while in the intensive care unit at a Le Chesnay hospital,
according to a case report in The American Journal of Emergency
Medicine.

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Evolution of Corona Virus:
OMG we're all going to die!!!!
Seams like its just a cold...
Why are we still wearing these fucking masks???
Who can give me the virus so I can get me one of those ragin boners bro

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 01, 2020 07:12 PM (h1jJh)

358 "The port of Mokka is right next to Aden, if i'm not mistaken...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 01, 2020 07:08 PM (6FeV1)"

Right, yeah, we get the word Mocha from there, I should have remembered that.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 01, 2020 07:12 PM (icI8A)

359 It might be time to find a "safe" online harbor for "intel" and shit. I would not presume to use AoSHQ. Something less noticeable.

Like the defunct Weekly Standard.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Civilly Disobedient at July 01, 2020 07:12 PM (3H9h1)

360 346
Another thing stolen by those Arab homos.

Posted by: Someguy at July 01, 2020 07:07 PM (Zm+LZ)

They stole my dignity!

Posted by: Rabid Moroccan Donkey with a ruptured asshole at July 01, 2020 07:11 PM (fzIJm)

How dare they!

Posted by: Climate/Coronavirus Expert, Greta Thunberg at July 01, 2020 07:12 PM (KnJdm)

361 *paying into, not "something nice."

God I'm tired today

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 01, 2020 07:12 PM (AFSld)

362 You can buff all you want, but that turd ain't gonna take a shine.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 07:10 PM (+nW6n)
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Have you seen Nancy's face? You could use it for a shaving mirror, what with all the surgery and botox that woman has had injected.

If that turd can shine, anyone can.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 01, 2020 07:12 PM (WEBkv)

363 Mark Steyn is hilarious

Posted by: redridinghood at July 01, 2020 07:13 PM (wiXsO)

364 353 Huh. Apparently Yemen is given credit for the modern invention of coffee, but they got the beans from Ethiopia.
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 01, 2020 07:07 PM (icI8A)

So ... one invention in what? Three thousand years? Are they pacing themselves?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 07:12 PM (+nW6n)

The next one will be the best thing since sliced bread.

Posted by: Someguy at July 01, 2020 07:13 PM (Zm+LZ)

365 Ami Horowitz will have a video out of the NY city " peaceful protest" soon.

Posted by: Skip at July 01, 2020 07:13 PM (6f16T)

366 "the guy who shot the black kids in the SUV in CHAZ was a white guy"

nutty leftist, caught up in the moment, tool of Soros/Antifa? I doubt any antifa scum tied directly to Soros would do such an open murder ... they inspire other lowlifes to do that wet work ... well, they do wet work, but not where they get caught. just guessing ... someone surely has video of the whole thing ...

Posted by: illiniwek at July 01, 2020 07:13 PM (Cus5s)

367 Tucker needs to pay ace royalties. He's body slamming the GOP eunuchs and starting to dig their graves over Rushmore and the rest of it.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 01, 2020 07:13 PM (puu6v)

368 "So ... one invention in what? Three thousand years? Are they pacing themselves?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 07:12 PM (+nW6n)"

I'm sure Yemen made some innovations in throwing gays off of rooftops.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 01, 2020 07:13 PM (icI8A)

369 Bat poop

Posted by: Jean at July 01, 2020 07:13 PM (B7KlG)

370

I still want to know who thought it was a great idea to make coffee from beans pulled from the excrement of a cat.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 01, 2020 07:09 PM (WEBkv)

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Heh heh, heh heh heh.

Posted by: Depraved Pervert Who Fooled Everyone at July 01, 2020 07:13 PM (mOgf0)

371 McConnell says PDT should let them change the name of Military Bases...fuck you. You did a good job with Judges, now STFU
Posted by: Nevergiveup a

====

Trump better fucking veto that piece of shit.

McConnell, has by the way, let trump's department head picks languish without a vote for his entire first term. so fuck that guy.

during riots and looting, it's not the time to start tearing down names of bases and statues. I want stability and I want lots of rioters in jail.

Posted by: guest myspace user at July 01, 2020 07:14 PM (rnk6i)

372 Missed last thread of course.

As I said last week (this was Macron's statement of almost 2 weeks ago ace was posting about, right?) -

I didn't have envying the courage and national confidence of France, or the public administration savvy of Sweden, in my 2020 predictions.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 01, 2020 07:14 PM (El6T/)

373 305 291 Apparently, the guy who shot the black kids in the SUV in CHAZ was a white guy who was yelling, "You're not dead yet? You wanna get pistol-whipped?!" Then he executed the 16-year-old with a pullet to the temple.

He killed him with a chicken?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 01, 2020 07:03 PM (HaL55)

Have we finally reached Beak Stupid?
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 01, 2020 07:05 PM (NgKpN)

Scratch one soyboi.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 01, 2020 07:14 PM (NWiLs)

374 For some reason I thought Cava / coffee was used by the Aztecs In their rituals, and then Conquistas tried it and brought to Europe. Not the other way.

Posted by: runner at July 01, 2020 07:14 PM (sUh98)

375 348
But seriously, folks, look up "Eric Leal."

Posted by: RKae at July 01, 2020 07:06 PM (10aeV)

I watched the video a couple of days ago, and heard him say that. It was chilling.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 01, 2020 07:11 PM (qrX0b)

We need something more to go on than a name.

Posted by: Climate/Coronavirus Expert, Greta Thunberg at July 01, 2020 07:14 PM (KnJdm)

376 363 Mark Steyn is hilarious

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Yes he is. Happy warrior. I hope he has a food taster and good security

Posted by: Pete Seria at July 01, 2020 07:14 PM (7ZQe3)

377 I still want to know who thought it was a great idea to make coffee from beans pulled from the excrement of a cat.

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you know, you want coffee...there are no fresh beans but hey...the cat ate some and they look fine...right? no one will ever know.

Posted by: guest myspace user at July 01, 2020 07:14 PM (rnk6i)

378
Former "Mythbusters" co-host Adam Savage allegedly sexually abused his younger sister for years while calling himself the "raping blob" during the late 1970s, the woman says in a lawsuit filed Tuesday.

I take it that Mr. Savage did not consult other "raping blobs" regarding naming rights' conflicts.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 01, 2020 07:14 PM (pNxlR)

379 Second, if the war goes hot, and you have moved to a red state, your blue city/state might cut off electronic transfers of retirement funds to any bank or account or person that is outside of their jurisdiction.

I don't say this to be an a-hole to you. I just mean that any sort of break up of America is going to probably have all sorts of horrible consequences that will be hard to foresee.

Stay safe.
Posted by: El Jefe ~ Blue Zones POW MIA ~ You Are Not Forgotten ~ at July 01, 2020 07:05 PM (Ae67h)

On that front a lot of normal economic/retirement planning goes completely out the window.
Posted by: Someguy at July 01, 2020 07:06 PM (Zm+LZ)

*****

Yup.

Will mutual funds and IRAs be accessible to people on either side of the divide?

There was a scene in "Gone with the Wind" where Scarlett's father was contemplating the resources he had to get by in his old age.

His plantation had been looted. His wife was dead, and he was crippled/unwell.

But, on the positive side...he had plenty of government bonds he could cash in to get by.

Unfortunately...they were all Confederate bonds...which was just a week or two away from surrendering.

Posted by: El Jefe ~ Blue Zones POW MIA ~ You Are Not Forgotten ~ at July 01, 2020 07:14 PM (Ae67h)

380 Happy 100th Birthday, U.S. Coast Guard, and JJ Sefton.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 01, 2020 07:15 PM (KnJdm)

381 They didn't make a Mistake the PANTIES brigade did the same thing to the Mayor Of Olympia Washington & she did the same thing
******
Knowledge is Power

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 01, 2020 07:15 PM (3nS4F)

382 Bottom line on CHAZ/CHOP: it's important to consider whose fault something is, and whose problem it is.

If some guy fails to have his brakes serviced, and he runs you over, it's his fault, but your problem.

This is important in deciding what to do about a given situation.

In Mayor Durkadurka's case, it was her fault, AND her problem, which is why I thought Trump should leave her to sorting it out.

In fact, it's an easy decision. Who gets hurt by the problem? The person whose fault it is. God smiles.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 07:15 PM (+nW6n)

383 Yemen probably invented Sanka.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 01, 2020 07:15 PM (C1Lsn)

384 373
305 291 Apparently, the guy who shot the black kids in the SUV in CHAZ
was a white guy who was yelling, "You're not dead yet? You wanna get
pistol-whipped?!" Then he executed the 16-year-old with a pullet to the
temple.

He killed him with a chicken?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 01, 2020 07:03 PM (HaL55)

Have we finally reached Beak Stupid?

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 01, 2020 07:05 PM (NgKpN)

Scratch one soyboi.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 01, 2020 07:14 PM (NWiLs)

What spurred him to use a cock?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 01, 2020 07:15 PM (KnJdm)

385 Same with cocoa. Wait, maybe it was cocoa.

Posted by: runner at July 01, 2020 07:16 PM (sUh98)

386 "372 Missed last thread of course.

As I said last week (this was Macron's statement of almost 2 weeks ago ace was posting about, right?) -

I didn't have envying the courage and national confidence of France, or the public administration savvy of Sweden, in my 2020 predictions."

The French now correctly refer to Americans as "surrender armadillos."

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 01, 2020 07:16 PM (puu6v)

387 "For some reason I thought Cava / coffee was used by the Aztecs In their rituals, and then Conquistas tried it and brought to Europe. Not the other way.
Posted by: runner at July 01, 2020 07:14 PM (sUh9

"

Might be confusing it with cacao/cocoa? The Aztecs definitely had that.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 01, 2020 07:16 PM (icI8A)

388 Martini Farmer, if you have the opportunity watch Russell Crowe's character in Body of Lies give his briefing to a couple of Pols.

He sums it succinctly.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 01, 2020 07:16 PM (Xogdd)

389 Why is Sidney Powell re-Tweeting this thread from January on the Ukraine coup?

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybhsc3vq

Posted by: IrishEi at July 01, 2020 07:16 PM (sGotD)

390 I didn't have envying the courage and national confidence of France, or the public administration savvy of Sweden, in my 2020 predictions.

To be fair, some of that "courage" apparently comes from French academics claiming the CIA invented wokeness to make the Left look ridiculous and discredit itself.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 01, 2020 07:16 PM (6XLoz)

391 On that front a lot of normal economic/retirement planning goes completely out the window.
Posted by: Someguy at July 01, 2020 07:06 PM (Zm+LZ)

Nearly every aspect of normal life has gone out the fucking window.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 01, 2020 07:16 PM (NWiLs)

392 Senator Ron Johnson (WI) 202-224-5323
Senator James Lankford (OK) 202-224-5754

Tucker wants us to call so I will be doing that tomorrow. The think they need to virtue signal by canceling Columbus Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 01, 2020 07:16 PM (wiXsO)

393 I am impressed with Burgess Owens.

The man knows Shit from Shinola.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 01, 2020 07:16 PM (Z+IKu)

394 to be fair, you guys...if the current civil war goes hot...your ira will be worth shit anyway.

Posted by: guest myspace user at July 01, 2020 07:16 PM (rnk6i)

395 You know, the San Juan islands are a world away and a nice, quiet place in which to live.

Posted by: Skookumchuk

Which is why I'm eventually going to build Sharkman's Armory/Whorehouse/Distillery/Apocalypse Redoubt up there, with room for the Horde and their families.

For "Just In Case".

The official flag will be A Flaming, Concertina Wire-Wrapped Pineapple, Rampant, on a sky blue background.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 01, 2020 07:17 PM (BM2fS)

396 380 Happy 100th Birthday, U.S. Coast Guard, and JJ Sefton.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 01, 2020 07:15 PM (KnJdm)

JJ is 100?

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 01, 2020 07:17 PM (qrX0b)

397 384 373
305 291 Apparently, the guy who shot the black kids in the SUV in CHAZ
was a white guy who was yelling, "You're not dead yet? You wanna get
pistol-whipped?!" Then he executed the 16-year-old with a pullet to the
temple.

He killed him with a chicken?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 01, 2020 07:03 PM (HaL55)

Have we finally reached Beak Stupid?

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 01, 2020 07:05 PM (NgKpN)

Scratch one soyboi.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 01, 2020 07:14 PM (NWiLs)

What spurred him to use a cock?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 01, 2020 07:15 PM (KnJdm)

Fowl intent.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 01, 2020 07:17 PM (NWiLs)

398 Might be confusing it with cacao/cocoa? The Aztecs definitely had that.
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 01, 2020 07:16 PM (icI8A)

Yep hot unsweetened drink of the cocoa nuts.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 01, 2020 07:17 PM (2DOZq)

399
I didn't have envying the courage and national confidence of France, or the public administration savvy of Sweden, in my 2020 predictions.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 01, 2020 07:14 PM (El6T/)

No question about either one. I wonder if Sweden considers "right of return" for descendants of immigrants from the late 1890s?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 01, 2020 07:17 PM (pNxlR)

400 In dog years or something.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 01, 2020 07:17 PM (KnJdm)

401

I'm hoping that Johnson and Lankford's phones get lit up like Braun's did. Fcking Quislings would be only too happy to get rid of the Fourth of July too

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 01, 2020 07:17 PM (gqKAd)

402 Might be confusing it with cacao/cocoa? The Aztecs definitely had that.
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 01, 2020 07:16 PM (icI8A)

Yes, I think I am.

Posted by: runner at July 01, 2020 07:18 PM (sUh98)

403 So apparently that cat-poop coffee only works with the civet, which is basically some kind of tree-cat as far as I know....

Which means a whole bunch of people had to figure out the hard way that it only works with civets.

Housecat? *ptoooi!* nope

Jaguar? *pfffftbtbtbt!* nope

Ocelot? *.....pfffft* Close, but nope.

Lion? ..... "i'll get back to you on that one."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 01, 2020 07:18 PM (6FeV1)

404 395 You know, the San Juan islands are a world away and a nice, quiet place in which to live.

Posted by: Skookumchuk

Which is why I'm eventually going to build Sharkman's Armory/Whorehouse/Distillery/Apocalypse Redoubt up there, with room for the Horde and their families.

For "Just In Case".

The official flag will be A Flaming, Concertina Wire-Wrapped Pineapple, Rampant, on a sky blue background.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 01, 2020 07:17 PM (BM2fS)

Dude, I am so there.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 01, 2020 07:18 PM (NWiLs)

405 >>Why is Sidney Powell re-Tweeting this thread from January on the Ukraine coup?

A coup in Ukraine you say?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 01, 2020 07:18 PM (ZLI7S)

406 Hear is my proposal to the protestors:

We will accommodate you in allowing you to GO FUCK YOURSELVES.
Take it or leave it

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 01, 2020 07:18 PM (h1jJh)

407 I still want to know who thought it was a great idea to make coffee from beans pulled from the excrement of a cat.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 01, 2020 07:09 PM (WEBkv)

And who the hell had the idea of eating oysters? (which I love, btw).

Much less lobsters. "Hey, I know, let's eat these five pound cockroaches!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 07:18 PM (+nW6n)

408 This is not a joke people. It is not paranoia.

Does anyone remember laughter?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at July 01, 2020 07:19 PM (luzVb)

409 Why don't we just shut this fucker down and hand it back over to the Brits?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 01, 2020 07:19 PM (6FeV1)

410 Svengoolie takes a pullet to the temple all the time.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 01, 2020 07:19 PM (aKsyK)

411 CALL Report, if we hire a bunch of hobos to run amuk in wealthy neighborhoods support for communist rabble dries up.

Posted by: Jean at July 01, 2020 07:19 PM (B7KlG)

412 Who would have guessed the supposed "Conservative Movement" found by supposed "anti-communists" and their Senate and House Quislings would pave the road for Marxism? Trump's not the one taking down the Republican Party. Massive vaginas like Cornyn, Braun and McConnell are single-handedly destroying their party and the Republic. Wait until their corporate donors find out their businesses will be nationalized!

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 01, 2020 07:19 PM (puu6v)

413 They better learn to speak russian in europe, and chicom in asia. And learn how to pray facing mecca.

Good luck with out the good old US of A

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 01, 2020 07:19 PM (85Gof)

414 Fuck your face-condoms, Tommy Copper.

And the rest of your overpriced shit.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at July 01, 2020 07:20 PM (luzVb)

415 JackStraw, they may be catching up.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 01, 2020 07:20 PM (Xogdd)

416 I bet if I gave Wally the cat, neighbors cat and frequent guest, a few coffee beans he would barf.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 01, 2020 07:20 PM (C1Lsn)

417 399
I didn't have envying the courage and national confidence of France, or the public administration savvy of Sweden, in my 2020 predictions.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 01, 2020 07:14 PM (El6T/)

No question about either one. I wonder if Sweden considers "right of return" for descendants of immigrants from the late 1890s?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 01, 2020 07:17 PM (pNxlR)

Do you have a tan, a beard, and the ability to speak Arabic?

Posted by: Someguy at July 01, 2020 07:20 PM (Zm+LZ)

418 The official flag will be A Flaming, Concertina Wire-Wrapped Pineapple, Rampant, on a sky blue background.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 01, 2020 07:17 PM (BM2fS)

Dude, I am so there.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 01, 2020 07:18 PM (NWiLs)

I'm trying to picture a "rampant" pineapple....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 01, 2020 07:20 PM (6FeV1)

419 Which is why I'm eventually going to build Sharkman's Armory/Whorehouse/Distillery/Apocalypse Redoubt up there, with room for the Horde and their families.

For "Just In Case".

The official flag will be A Flaming, Concertina Wire-Wrapped Pineapple, Rampant, on a sky blue background.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 01, 2020 07:17 PM (BM2fS)

Where anyone who utters the phrase, "It's for the children," is immediately dragged outside and shot?

If so, count me and mine in.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 07:20 PM (+nW6n)

420
To be fair, some of that "courage" apparently comes from French academics claiming the CIA invented wokeness to make the Left look ridiculous and discredit itself.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 01, 2020 07:16 PM (6XLoz)

Boy, are they ever providing the CIA with an assumed level of skill and execution that isn't matched by their current level of competence.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 01, 2020 07:20 PM (pNxlR)

421 In Ethiopia they have a coffee ceremony sort of like Japan's tea ceremony, part of the culchah.

And long wispy beauties with amazing skin and facial structure.

Moving on to ugly, behold the idiocy of Mitch. He's practically worshiped around here because he does the utterly normal thing - shepherding his party's WH picks through judicial nominations, with the aid of a procedural situation he inherited - I suppose because most here are resigned to the country being run by the judiciary and EOs now.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 01, 2020 07:20 PM (El6T/)

422 You know, with things going on as they seem to be heading, I now understand the desire to grab a torch and pitchfork.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 01, 2020 07:20 PM (ufFY8)

423 182 10 I can't take much more of this. I'm starting to crack.
Posted by: bluebell at July 01, 2020 06:17 PM (/669Q)
I'm starting to feel the same way.
Posted by: Flyover at July 01, 2020 06:47 PM (Rbu5d)

Think of what Trump takes every day. To his person, his businesses, his family. All unprecedented.

But he won't bend the knee and he won't fuck his voters. Take heart from him. And take a break from the bad news if you need it. It will be here when you get back!

Posted by: ... at July 01, 2020 07:21 PM (uEbPt)

424 I remember laughter gotdammit!

Posted by: eleven at July 01, 2020 07:21 PM (XTyi0)

425
The civet cat shit coffee is a prime example of what a dumbass Karen is.

The original product was harvested from the shit of wild civet cats - who only eat the ripest beans of the fine coffee that grows in their native Indonesia. I have a friend who's BIG into coffee, and he had some.

It was actually really good. Not nearly good enough to justify the exorbitant price required to follow wild animals around and pick through their shit in the middle of the woods, but definitely good.

Then it became this fad where Karen just HAD to have it for her for coven to try, and then genuflect before her refined palate, after their trip to Restoration Hardware in the Land Rover her husband bought for her and Paolo.

At that point, Indonesians started breeding civets in cages and feeding them the shittiest robusto beans money can buy, and producing a seriously substandard product for Karen to buy. I'm not sure if you can even buy the real thing anymore.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 01, 2020 07:21 PM (oJN+m)

426
Do you have a tan, a beard, and the ability to speak Arabic?
Posted by: Someguy at July 01, 2020 07:20 PM (Zm+LZ)

Check, check, and nope

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 01, 2020 07:21 PM (pNxlR)

427 I think civet coffee is one of those things rich people just made up at one of their Bilberberg meetings. How about poop coffee, and we'll say it's a delicacy...$100 a cup!

Brava! Best idea we've had since Truffles!

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 01, 2020 07:21 PM (icI8A)

428 Hope so Ben.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 01, 2020 07:22 PM (ZLI7S)

429 He killed him with a chicken?

He tried to kill him with a forklift.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at July 01, 2020 07:22 PM (luzVb)

430 276 "ZOOM is also Chinese Spyware."

As is Tik Tok.

This is not a joke people. It is not paranoia.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 01, 2020 07:02 PM (KZzsI)

If the Russians could crack jokes (secretly) about their situation in the USSR, we can crack jokes about ours. The Chinese do have a relatively comprehensive infiltration program. Funny thing is they aren't really keeping it secret.

Posted by: Someguy at July 01, 2020 07:22 PM (Zm+LZ)

431 409 Why don't we just shut this fucker down and hand it back over to the Brits?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 01, 2020 07:19 PM (6FeV1)

Yeah, they're doing such a great job of controlling insanity over there.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 07:22 PM (+nW6n)

432 351 >>>You've mentioned that you have just about 4 years left till you can retire and leave your city and state forever.

But...if this nation really does split up/civil war breaks up...wouldn't that jeopardize your pension?

Honestly any pension may not be there in four years. City is broke and Dem politicians are burning money. Only thing I am kinda certain is my deferred compensation I've been paying into something nice '94
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 01, 2020 07:12 PM (AFSld)

*****

Got it, thanks.

You know, crazy old Ron Paul and his silver dimes doesn't sound so crazy anymore, does it?

Strange times...

Posted by: El Jefe ~ Blue Zones POW MIA ~ You Are Not Forgotten ~ at July 01, 2020 07:22 PM (Ae67h)

433 The problem is, the "conservatives" politicians are just greedy. They don't want power. They just want easy money without risk. The Left wants power and money. But Power more.

Until we get some Rightists who want Power more than money, we'll lose.

NOTE: McConnell and some of the Intel Cmte types want power.

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 01, 2020 07:22 PM (x4h/o)

434 Sidney Powell is retweeting that thread because our fucking State Dept guided by Victoria fucking Nuland foemented a coup in Ukraine.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 01, 2020 07:23 PM (Xogdd)

435 I am very unhappy about the current state of our national affairs.

The last three months have been strange enough.

Things aren't getting any better; are they?

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 01, 2020 07:23 PM (+oVP5)

436 I'm hoping that Johnson and Lankford's phones get
lit up like Braun's did. Fcking Quislings would be only too happy to get
rid of the Fourth of July too

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 01, 2020 07:17 PM (gqKAd)

I can't believe these are Republicans. Way to go into an election season guys. This is not exactly Contract With America unity.

Posted by: Quint at July 01, 2020 07:23 PM (hHxp2)

437 426
Do you have a tan, a beard, and the ability to speak Arabic?
Posted by: Someguy at July 01, 2020 07:20 PM (Zm+LZ)

Check, check, and nope
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 01, 2020 07:21 PM (pNxlR)

Just thump a Quran loudly and speak gibberish then, I'm sure they won't be able to tell the difference.

Posted by: Someguy at July 01, 2020 07:23 PM (Zm+LZ)

438 The Chinese do have a relatively comprehensive infiltration program. Funny thing is they aren't really keeping it secret.
Posted by: Someguy at July 01, 2020 07:22 PM (Zm+LZ)

why should they? LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 01, 2020 07:23 PM (85Gof)

439 At that point, Indonesians started breeding civets in cages and feeding them the shittiest robusto beans money can buy, and producing a seriously substandard product for Karen to buy. I'm not sure if you can even buy the real thing anymore.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 01, 2020 07:21 PM (oJN+m)

(hushed voice) "We've replaced Karen's coffee beans with cat shit. Let's see if she notices."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 07:23 PM (+nW6n)

440
At that point, Indonesians started breeding civets in cages and feeding them the shittiest robusto beans money can buy, and producing a seriously substandard product for Karen to buy. I'm not sure if you can even buy the real thing anymore.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 01, 2020 07:21 PM (oJN+m)

So, an equivalent of salmon raised in fish farms?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 01, 2020 07:23 PM (pNxlR)

441 At that point, Indonesians started breeding civets in cages and feeding them the shittiest robusto beans money can buy,

At which point a caffeine activated virus emerges and wipes out civilization- except the Mormons

Posted by: Jean at July 01, 2020 07:24 PM (B7KlG)

442 Then it became this fad where Karen just HAD to have it for her for coven to try, and then genuflect before her refined palate, after their trip to Restoration Hardware in the Land Rover her husband bought for her and Paolo.

At that point, Indonesians started breeding civets in cages and feeding them the shittiest robusto beans money can buy, and producing a seriously substandard product for Karen to buy. I'm not sure if you can even buy the real thing anymore.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 01, 2020 07:21 PM (oJN+m)

******

To be honest, although I hear what you're saying and agree with it...

This doesn't sound like a Karen sort of thing.

More like a hipster douche bag sort of thing.

Posted by: El Jefe ~ Blue Zones POW MIA ~ You Are Not Forgotten ~ at July 01, 2020 07:24 PM (Ae67h)

443 The really desperate fucker was the one who found out how to eat an artichoke.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 01, 2020 07:24 PM (icI8A)

444 Imagine if we had hard Rightists in the DOJ who wanted to wield power.

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 01, 2020 07:24 PM (x4h/o)

445 That would be Mayor Durkan, her "wife," and their two kids.

No word on whether the turkey baster is in the program or not.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 06:17 PM (+nW6n)
I can guarantee you the kids only belong to one or the other of them. I am sure they are made to feel like they can't have issues with being denied their father(s)... like they are lucky to have been created half orphans.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 01, 2020 07:24 PM (nAiE/)

446 And who the hell had the idea of eating oysters? (which I love, btw).

Much less lobsters. "Hey, I know, let's eat these five pound cockroaches!"

I often wonder who got the honor of trying to eat something that no one had ever eaten before?

And why.

Watching animals eat something might be a clue, but then again they could always have some natural immunity to some food that would kill a human. What a crap shoot. We should thank them.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 01, 2020 07:25 PM (HaL55)

447 I'm trying to think of a name for my militia unit comprised of my friends. Leaning toward The 29th Division.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 01, 2020 07:25 PM (2DOZq)

448 The really desperate fucker was the one who found out how to eat an artichoke.
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 01, 2020 07:24 PM (icI8A)

Shit that is my favorite food

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 01, 2020 07:25 PM (85Gof)

449 One cop reprimands the homeowner, telling him, "You said you shot the burglars!"

Homeowner: "You told me you couldn't spare any officers....."
====
A New Jersey Homeowner says: "Talk to my lawyer"

Posted by: BluesFish at July 01, 2020 07:25 PM (ClkqF)

450 Give coffee beans to those homeless street shitters to swallow in San Fran.

The new San Francisco treat....grind them at home and savor all the flavor.

Coffee snobs will drink it up!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 01, 2020 07:25 PM (Z+IKu)

451 no offense to Oklahoma, but why am I hearing from Oklahoma so much lately? I don't recall the last time I heard some political news from North Dakota or Vermont.

Posted by: Quint at July 01, 2020 07:25 PM (hHxp2)

452 Italians love artichokes.

Posted by: runner at July 01, 2020 07:25 PM (sUh98)

453 I put that out there because contingency planning was my job with the Army/USG.

I don't think I was really good at it... overlooked too much.

Now, in retirement, trying to fix shit.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Civilly Disobedient at July 01, 2020 07:25 PM (3H9h1)

454 Do you have a tan, a beard, and the ability to speak Arabic?
Posted by: Someguy at July 01, 2020 07:20 PM (Zm+LZ)

One out of three ain't bad...?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 01, 2020 07:25 PM (NWiLs)

455 438 The Chinese do have a relatively comprehensive infiltration program. Funny thing is they aren't really keeping it secret.
Posted by: Someguy at July 01, 2020 07:22 PM (Zm+LZ)

why should they? LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 01, 2020 07:23 PM (85Gof)

Well we did eventually elect Trump.

Posted by: Someguy at July 01, 2020 07:25 PM (Zm+LZ)

456 >>>You know, crazy old Ron Paul and his silver dimes doesn't sound so crazy anymore, does it?

GOLD! I NEED GOLD!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 01, 2020 07:25 PM (AFSld)

457 The official flag will be A Flaming, Concertina Wire-Wrapped Pineapple, Rampant, on a sky blue background.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 01, 2020 07:17 PM (BM2fS)

Dude, I am so there.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo

That's good, because you and yours are first on the invite list.

I was fucking around with this idea back in 2016 when I thought Killery was going to win.

Now I am deadly serious and starting to look at properties up there.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 01, 2020 07:26 PM (BM2fS)

458
He tried to kill him with a forklift.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization

Well he was a fugitive alien!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 01, 2020 07:26 PM (aKsyK)

459
More like a hipster douche bag sort of thing.
Posted by: El Jefe ~ Blue Zones POW MIA ~ You Are Not Forgotten ~ at July 01, 2020 07:24 PM (Ae67h)

-------

Remember - hipsters love to status signal, but are actually broke.

You have to have lots of your husband's money and none of his financial sense for that kind of signal.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 01, 2020 07:26 PM (oJN+m)

460 Former "Mythbusters" co-host Adam Savage allegedly sexually abused his younger sister for years while calling himself the "raping blob" during the late 1970s, the woman says in a lawsuit filed Tuesday.

I take it that Mr. Savage did not consult other "raping blobs" regarding naming rights' conflicts.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 01, 2020 07:14 PM (pNxlR)

I hid all his videos on YouTube after he had a huge anti-Trump meltdown awhile back. Dude is unstable.

Posted by: AF at July 01, 2020 07:26 PM (RsPQq)

461 And not for nothing, that Nation "reporter" seemed entirely too happy with thugs taking over NYC

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 01, 2020 07:26 PM (AFSld)

462 Watching animals eat something might be a clue, but then again they could always have some natural immunity to some food that would kill a human. What a crap shoot. We should thank them.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 01, 2020 07:25 PM (HaL55)"

I wonder if "food tester" was ever a punishment? Go eat that berry. See if it's one of the cool ones that gets you fucked up or if you just die.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 01, 2020 07:27 PM (icI8A)

463 Posted by: JackStraw at July 01, 2020 07:18 PM (ZLI7S)
******
Knowledge Is Power

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 01, 2020 07:27 PM (Y8itH)

464 I can't take much more of this. I'm starting to crack.
Posted by: bluebell

Liberty Bluebell !

Posted by: JT at July 01, 2020 07:27 PM (arJlL)

465 Now, in retirement, trying to fix shit.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Civilly Disobedient at July 01, 2020 07:25 PM (3H9h1)

Duct tape and WD40?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 01, 2020 07:27 PM (85Gof)

466 Do you have a tan, a beard, and the ability to speak Arabic?
Posted by: Someguy at July 01, 2020 07:20 PM (Zm+LZ)

Check, check, and nope
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 01,

Nope, check, and check (I can transcribe a 9line from Arabic)

Posted by: Jean at July 01, 2020 07:27 PM (B7KlG)

467 Now I am deadly serious and starting to look at properties up there.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 01, 2020 07:26 PM (BM2fS)

Hell, I'd be in. I have food, guns, and ammo.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 01, 2020 07:27 PM (qrX0b)

468 448 The really desperate fucker was the one who found out how to eat an artichoke.
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 01, 2020 07:24 PM (icI8A)

Shit that is my favorite food
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 01, 2020 07:25 PM (85Gof)

I love artichokes. Too bad they're so expensive.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 07:27 PM (+nW6n)

469 Nobility is lacking in these savages.

Posted by: Eromero at July 01, 2020 07:27 PM (XhWtx)

470 Mayor "summer of love" Jenny to CHOP: Get off my Lawn!

Posted by: Piratepatch from the flood zone at July 01, 2020 07:27 PM (h8meQ)

471 We need to stop electing "good guys" (who are closet pervs) and elect a-holes who want to wield power and coincidentally have right wing politics.

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 01, 2020 07:28 PM (x4h/o)

472 435 I am very unhappy about the current state of our national affairs.

The last three months have been strange enough.

Things aren't getting any better; are they?
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 01, 2020 07:23 PM (+oVP5)

I actually think they are.

Think of how many people coast through life passively absorbing media, news, movies, comedy, etc... completely bred and trained to believe that "Progressive = Good" and "Conservative = Bad" with nary a first, let alone second, thought as to what that actually means in concrete terms.

Now, "Progressive" as a label is beginning to mean "Riots. Burning. Literal Guillotines."

Shit is ugly, but we always knew shit would have to get ugly to break the spell. If this is enough to do it for enough people, and it allows us to be spared a full-on Second Civil War, then I'm all for it.

Let the crazy times roll.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 01, 2020 07:28 PM (6FeV1)

473 More like a hipster douche bag sort of thing.
Posted by: El Jefe ~ Blue Zones POW MIA ~ You Are Not Forgotten ~ at July 01, 2020 07:24 PM (Ae67h)

-------

Remember - hipsters love to status signal, but are actually broke.

You have to have lots of your husband's money and none of his financial sense for that kind of signal.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 01, 2020 07:26 PM (oJN+m)

*****

Heh.

Posted by: El Jefe ~ Blue Zones POW MIA ~ You Are Not Forgotten ~ at July 01, 2020 07:28 PM (Ae67h)

474 Nordstrom cuts 6,000 jobs, reduces workforce nationwide amid 40% decrease in sales

How sad. I haven't set foot in a Nordstroms since they put out a well-publicised press release right after the election announcing that they were dropping Ivanka Trump's clothing line. They were very pleased with themselves.

My local Nordstroms has closed permanently. How sad.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 01, 2020 07:28 PM (I2/tG)

475 465 Now, in retirement, trying to fix shit.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Civilly Disobedient at July 01, 2020 07:25 PM (3H9h1)

Duct tape and WD40?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 01, 2020 07:27 PM (85Gof)

Does it move?

Is it supposed to?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 01, 2020 07:29 PM (6FeV1)

476 423:

"Think of what Trump takes every day. To his person, his businesses, his family. All unprecedented.

But he won't bend the knee and he won't fuck his voters. Take heart from him. And take a break from the bad news if you need it. It will be here when you get back!"

Again: there is literally nothing Trump could do at this point I would not support, including dropping a nuke on D.C.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 01, 2020 07:29 PM (puu6v)

477 First guy who figured out how to tell edible camass from Death Camass didn't live to tell the tale.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 01, 2020 07:29 PM (FtO5h)

478 That's good, because you and yours are first on the invite list.

I was fucking around with this idea back in 2016 when I thought Killery was going to win.

Now I am deadly serious and starting to look at properties up there.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 01, 2020 07:26 PM (BM2fS)

I am truly honored.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 01, 2020 07:29 PM (NWiLs)

479 I am impressed with Burgess Owens.

The man knows Shit from Shinola.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 01, 2020 07:16 PM (Z+IKu)
******
Yes and he doesn't pander or virtue signaling. He stands up to the left and slams them hard.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 01, 2020 07:29 PM (wiXsO)

480 You have to have lots of your husband's money and none of his financial sense for that kind of signal.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 01, 2020 07:26 PM (oJN+m)

Perfectly describes a very close friend of mine. He's conservative, highly intelligent, well-off, and sensible. His wife is a sweetheart, but she has duck feathers for brains, and is easily swayed by social pressure.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 07:30 PM (+nW6n)

481 Where anyone who utters the phrase, "It's for the children," is immediately dragged outside and shot?

If so, count me and mine in.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 07:20 PM (+nW6n)
-----------

It should be inscribed on the arch over the causeway, but, in Latin, for that classy touch.

Admittance to said redoubt is dependent on understanding said phrase.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 01, 2020 07:30 PM (WEBkv)

482
"When you drink a $7,000 cup of Cafe Merde d'Hobeau, .01% of the proceeds go to programs for San Francisco's marginalized people - because we are proud to be a Fair Trade Alley-to-Table Co-Op."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 01, 2020 07:30 PM (oJN+m)

483 Thinking wrapping concertina wire around a pineapple could be tricky, nasty work. Regular barbed wire maybe?

We can booby-trap the pineapple with some Semtex inside, as a compromise.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 01, 2020 07:30 PM (El6T/)

484 bluebell, stay strong. We are here for your times of doubt.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 01, 2020 07:30 PM (Xogdd)

485 The first guy to bite into a pomegranate must have been really disappointed.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 01, 2020 07:30 PM (icI8A)

486
I take it that Mr. Savage did not consult other "raping blobs" regarding naming rights' conflicts.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 01, 2020 07:14 PM (pNxlR)

---

I do believe Adam Savage is an enthusiastic proponent of the view that Trump supporters are toothless sister humpers. I suppose he's still got his teeth - for now.

Posted by: Depraved Pervert Who Fooled Everyone at July 01, 2020 07:30 PM (mOgf0)

487 Shit is ugly, but we always knew shit would have to get ugly to break the spell. If this is enough to do it for enough people, and it allows us to be spared a full-on Second Civil War, then I'm all for it.

Let the crazy times roll.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 01, 2020 07:28 PM (6FeV1)

Shit is ugly, but every time I go out in public, I see the ANGER of normal people.

They are fed up, problem is the GOP except for Trump, won't lead.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 01, 2020 07:31 PM (NgKpN)

488
To be fair, some of that "courage" apparently comes from French academics claiming the CIA invented wokeness to make the Left look ridiculous and discredit itself.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 01, 2020 07:16 PM (6XLoz)

So what those Frogs are saying is that The Left is a bunch of fucking retards who got snookered by the lamest, idiotic con in recent political history.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 01, 2020 07:31 PM (EGyGV)

489 465 >> Either. Or perhaps twisty ties.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Civilly Disobedient at July 01, 2020 07:31 PM (3H9h1)

490 Where anyone who utters the phrase, "It's for the children," is immediately dragged outside and shot?

If so, count me and mine in.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Be governed by the US Constitution as written and currently amended, but of course we should all be willing to entertain reasonable amendments such as you suggest.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 01, 2020 07:31 PM (BM2fS)

491 Walter Freeman - any thoughts about Mpls-exit?

Posted by: rhomboid at July 01, 2020 07:31 PM (El6T/)

492 Hell, I'd be in. I have food, guns, and ammo.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 01, 2020 07:27 PM (qrX0b)
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You forgot the important thing: The Pirate Wench costume.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 01, 2020 07:31 PM (WEBkv)

493 Italians love artichokes.

Posted by: runner at July 01, 2020 07:25 PM (sUh9

that is possible. But if I listed my ten favorite Italian foods, the artichoke would not be anywhere near that list.

There is a decent amaro (bitter) liquer called Cynar. It has an artichoke on the label but artichoke is just one of the many ingredients. I would advise the owners that most Americans don't usually look at a bottle of booze and choose the one with an artichoke as the brand. Better to keep that on the down low and say it is a better Jagermeister. And that would be true, it is better than Jager.

Posted by: Quint at July 01, 2020 07:31 PM (hHxp2)

494 367 Tucker needs to pay ace royalties. He's body slamming the GOP eunuchs and starting to dig their graves over Rushmore and the rest of it.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 01, 2020 07:13 PM (puu6v)

More. He was too kind last night, stressing he wasn't trying to be mean or humiliate. Wrong. Be mean. Humiliate. Pound the snot out of these GOP cowards.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 01, 2020 07:31 PM (H8QX8)

495 ""When you drink a $7,000 cup of Cafe Merde d'Hobeau, .01% of the proceeds go to programs for San Francisco's marginalized people - because we are proud to be a Fair Trade Alley-to-Table Co-Op."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 01, 2020 07:30 PM (oJN+m)"

This is a million dollar idea. Until they find out we use white hobo shit and cancel us.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 01, 2020 07:32 PM (icI8A)

496 Do you have a tan, a beard, and the ability to speak Arabic?
Posted by: Someguy at July 01, 2020 07:20 PM (Zm+LZ)

One out of three ain't bad...?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 01, 2020 07:25 PM (NWiLs)

أفضل من لا شيء

Posted by: hogmartin at July 01, 2020 07:32 PM (t+qrx)

497 Nordstrom cuts 6,000 jobs, reduces workforce nationwide amid 40% decrease in sales

How sad. I haven't set foot in a Nordstroms since they put out a
well-publicised press release right after the election announcing that
they were dropping Ivanka Trump's clothing line. They were very pleased with themselves.

My local Nordstroms has closed permanently. How sad.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 01, 2020 07:28 PM (I2/tG)

The bad thing about that is the 6,000 people who are out of work. The wokesters didn't get shitcanned and the woke CEO will get the golden parachute when it finally goes tits up. It's the regular employees who will be most impacted by it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 01, 2020 07:32 PM (gqKAd)

498 One of the few solid rules in foraging - perhaps the only one this solid - is that any berry with a "crown" on the bottom is not poisonous. Such as blueberries, huckleberries, serviceberries, etc. Good to know in a pinch.

Might not be tasty, but no berry known to grow in the United States with a crown on bottom is poisonous.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 01, 2020 07:32 PM (FtO5h)

499 I saw Rampant Pineapple open up for Strawberry Alarm Clock at Alex Cooley's in Atlanta.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 01, 2020 07:33 PM (HaL55)

500 The Gods Must Be Crazy

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at July 01, 2020 07:33 PM (luzVb)

501 480 You have to have lots of your husband's money and none of his financial sense for that kind of signal.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 01, 2020 07:26 PM (oJN+m)

Perfectly describes a very close friend of mine. He's conservative, highly intelligent, well-off, and sensible. His wife is a sweetheart, but she has duck feathers for brains, and is easily swayed by social pressure.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 07:30 PM (+nW6n)

Which should be taken into account when devising a political system.

Posted by: Someguy at July 01, 2020 07:33 PM (Zm+LZ)

502 Just thump a Quran loudly and speak gibberish then, I'm sure they won't be able to tell the difference.
Posted by: Someguy at July 01, 2020 07:23 PM (Zm+LZ)

Better yet, use an Avestan.

That way if Hajji sees you, he'll at least get a good chuckle out of it, and not want to murder you in a dark alley.

And Sveyn won't know the fucking difference anyway.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 01, 2020 07:33 PM (6FeV1)

503 463
Knowledge Is Power
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 01, 2020 07:27 PM (Y8itH)
-------------------------------
So is the illusion of knowledge, unfortunately.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 01, 2020 07:33 PM (M/9m0)

504 You have to have lots of your husband's money and none of his financial sense for that kind of signal.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 01, 2020 07:26 PM (oJN+m)

I once had to attend a business lunch in a tony shopping mall. It was full of "women who lunch," obviously wealthy women, well-dressed, with time on their hands, who got together to bitch about how hard done by they were, and about their husbands, who were off working to pay for this shit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 07:33 PM (+nW6n)

505 You forgot the important thing: The Pirate Wench costume.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 01, 2020 07:31 PM (WEBkv)

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 01, 2020 07:33 PM (qrX0b)

506 @472: "Shit is ugly, but we always knew shit would have to get ugly to break the spell. If this is enough to do it for enough people, and it allows us to be spared a full-on Second Civil War, then I'm all for it.

Let the crazy times roll."

Kinda exactly how I feel, so yeah; cheers.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 01, 2020 07:33 PM (+oVP5)

507 I have bought my last purchase from Nordstrom. a good ways back.

May they always rotate counter clockwise on their own petard.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 01, 2020 07:34 PM (Xogdd)

508 LOL - NYC and DeBLaaahsio deserve this so fucking much!!!

and from the very start a lot of us said that "CHOP" would be over the minute that Mayor Jenny wanted it gone - it was always her Op.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 01, 2020 07:34 PM (V2Yro)

509 Sidney Powell is retweeting that thread because our fucking State Dept guided by Victoria fucking Nuland foemented a coup in Ukraine.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 01, 2020 07:23 PM (Xogdd)
~~~~~

Understood. But I was just wondering why she was bringing it up now.

I've long thought that explaining and exposing all the wrongdoing of the Reign of Error to LIVs was going to be a tough row to hoe because it's so damned complicated. I'm thinking maybe stuff like this is part of the prelude? I dunno.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 01, 2020 07:34 PM (sGotD)

510 Trump campaign is already using the Mt Rushmore idiocy for fundraising: "We'll get right to the point. Democrats HATE America."

Posted by: The Joker at July 01, 2020 07:34 PM (Izzlo)

511 >>>You forgot the important thing: The Pirate Wench costume

YAR!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 01, 2020 07:35 PM (AFSld)

512 Posted by: hogmartin at July 01, 2020 07:32 PM (t+qrx)

Gesundheit.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 01, 2020 07:35 PM (6FeV1)

513 Posted by: rhomboid at July 01, 2020 07:31 PM (El6T/)

Gotta leave the state

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at July 01, 2020 07:35 PM (IYHxL)

514 Test

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 01, 2020 07:35 PM (38/p9)

515 It's a dead blog now, but read
https://trojanheron.blogspot.com

before you start moving out there. Lots of info on WA state DNR.

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 01, 2020 07:35 PM (JKNZq)

516 Here's a defund the police program we can all get behind:

Defund the police details of the politicians who want to defund the police.

Let them call the police if they need them, like the rest of us. Let them wait for dispatch. Let them live in fear until they come - if they ever do.

Chances of that actually happening: 0%.

Posted by: cinyc at July 01, 2020 07:36 PM (44hZw)

517 Shit is ugly, but every time I go out in public, I see the ANGER of normal people.

They are fed up, problem is the GOP except for Trump, won't lead.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 01, 2020 07:31 PM (NgKpN)

Where's "out in public"?

I've seen a lot of forced cheer and some serious desire to get back to normal from Teh Scrovid, but that's about all.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 01, 2020 07:36 PM (t+qrx)

518 Need some advice... I'm about to buy a Smith & Wesson M&P Shield .380 ACP. Thumb safety or no?

Posted by: G. Gnome at July 01, 2020 07:36 PM (OQcPl)

519 The official flag will be A Flaming, Concertina Wire-Wrapped Pineapple, Rampant, on a sky blue background.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 01, 2020 07:17 PM

Since The Horde's official position for flaming, barbwire-wrapped pineapples is sideways, it might be better to specify Courant, rather than Rampant.

Rampant is correct for schadenboners, however.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 01, 2020 07:36 PM (DMUuz)

520 Our JC Penneys closed. My neighborhood plaza lost a fitness center (members shunted to another location clear across town,) a bike store, a head shop (well, this is Colorado) and an Irish Pub.

But the pub just reopened under new ownership, so that's a good sign. Opening up, a restaurant, at this time, with limited capacity and all this shit. Those owners have enormous bras balls, and I intend to reward them with my business.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 01, 2020 07:36 PM (FtO5h)

521 @491: "Walter Freeman - any thoughts about Mpls-exit?"

rhomboid! Hey, man; good to see you're still here.

Ground level, there are enough folks here who don't hate the cops, but they won't be woken outta their slumber until and unless things swing too far to the other side.

We're all just sorta waiting things out, I believe, and naively, those people aren't yet buying guns and ammo, like they should.

*shrugs*

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 01, 2020 07:37 PM (+oVP5)

522 Need some advice... I'm about to buy a Smith & Wesson M&P Shield .380 ACP. Thumb safety or no?
Posted by: G. Gnome at July 01, 2020 07:36 PM (OQcPl)
-----------

No.

No one needs an extra control to deal with in a time of stress.

Practice lots, no matter what.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 01, 2020 07:37 PM (WEBkv)

523 Marc Siegel is a hyper-excitable bitch.

He and Fauci should hang out.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at July 01, 2020 07:37 PM (luzVb)

524 bluebell, stay strong. We are here for your times of doubt.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 01, 2020 07:30 PM (Xogdd)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEdncmqV6VY

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 01, 2020 07:37 PM (85Gof)

525
I once had to attend a business lunch in a tony shopping mall. It was full of "women who lunch," obviously wealthy women, well-dressed, with time on their hands, who got together to bitch about how hard done by they were, and about their husbands, who were off working to pay for this shit.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 07:33 PM (+nW6n)

---------

Yeah, I never got that. Seen it plenty of times. My dad gave my mom a lot of reasons to complain, particularly as a young dude who liked his liquor and tobacco, but she never did outside the four walls of their home. Well, maybe a few digs at his fashion sense here and there, but you get the picture.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 01, 2020 07:37 PM (oJN+m)

526 Chances of that actually happening: 0%.
Posted by: cinyc at July 01, 2020 07:36 PM (44hZw)

I'm not sure what contractual obligations they have, but i'm also not sure how much the most put-upon police departments give a fuck anymore.

So I'd put it at somewhere between 0 and 5%.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 01, 2020 07:37 PM (6FeV1)

527 492 Hell, I'd be in. I have food, guns, and ammo.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 01, 2020 07:27 PM (qrX0b)
----------

You forgot the important thing: The Pirate Wench costume.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 01, 2020 07:31 PM (WEBkv)

He's not wrong.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 01, 2020 07:37 PM (NWiLs)

528 His wife is a sweetheart, but she has duck feathers for brains...

I am so stealing that. Don't know why that strikes me as being just so damned funny.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 01, 2020 07:37 PM (HaL55)

529 The GOP is an illegitimate political party, McConnell and the rest of the surrender caucus just want it all to go way.

Tear down statues and destroy American cultural artifacts?

Sure.

Rename military bases?

Why not.

Change federal holidays to some obscure never heard of day?

What's could be the harm.

I would say everyone of these mother fuckers should be voted out of office but if we do that we would literally be giving over the country to barbarians.

These are the people who are supposed to fight our battles so we do not have to resort to violence.

But that is what this surrendering is leading us towards.

Worthless cowards.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 01, 2020 07:38 PM (JcakY)

530 Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 01, 2020 07:37 PM (+oVP5)

I thought you ate some.bad hobo and died!

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at July 01, 2020 07:38 PM (IYHxL)

531 Wyatt,

If you ever need to make a quick exit to south jersey, let me know.

Posted by: Jean at July 01, 2020 07:38 PM (B7KlG)

532 Perfectly describes a very close friend of mine. He's conservative, highly intelligent, well-off, and sensible. His wife is a sweetheart, but she has duck feathers for brains, and is easily swayed by social pressure.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 07:30 PM (+nW6n)

Which should be taken into account when devising a political system.
Posted by: Someguy at July 01, 2020 07:33 PM (Zm+LZ)

Yeah, I know, but we're a century late on that one.

They invited to a party at their house, in a gated community. We attended, but I inexplicably felt ... out of place among the guests. There was just a ... liberal vibe coming off of them. I muttered to my wife, "I can't believe these are X's friends."

Turns out they weren't. They were MRS. X's friends, and MRS. X was aglow with joy, flitting from group to group.

Then all was clear.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 07:38 PM (+nW6n)

533 Duck Feathers is the best Marx bros movie for sure.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 01, 2020 07:39 PM (icI8A)

534 525
I once had to attend a business lunch in a tony shopping mall. It was full of "women who lunch," obviously wealthy women, well-dressed, with time on their hands, who got together to bitch about how hard done by they were, and about their husbands, who were off working to pay for this shit.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 07:33 PM (+nW6n)

---------

Yeah, I never got that. Seen it plenty of times. My dad gave my mom a lot of reasons to complain, particularly as a young dude who liked his liquor and tobacco, but she never did outside the four walls of their home. Well, maybe a few digs at his fashion sense here and there, but you get the picture.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 01, 2020 07:37 PM (oJN+m)

Different time, different moral character. Modern culture runs down fathers/husbands.

Posted by: Someguy at July 01, 2020 07:39 PM (Zm+LZ)

535 Need some advice... I'm about to buy a Smith & Wesson M&P Shield .380 ACP. Thumb safety or no?
Posted by: G. Gnome at July 01, 2020 07:36 PM (OQcPl)

None of my pistols have external safeties and they're always chambered. But I don't have kids and I'm pretty serious about the four rules.

But it's a personal choice. Which configuration would make you most likely to have ready to go it when you need it?

Posted by: hogmartin at July 01, 2020 07:39 PM (t+qrx)

536 >>Understood. But I was just wondering why she was bringing it up now.

>>I've long thought that explaining and exposing all the wrongdoing of the Reign of Error to LIVs was going to be a tough row to hoe because it's so damned complicated. I'm thinking maybe stuff like this is part of the prelude? I dunno.

Mike Flynn was the Director of the DIA when the Ukraine "revolution" happened. That's a big reason he was taken down.

That's the question that needs to be answered to the public. Why did the Obama administration go after him so hard?

He was going to tell it all.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 01, 2020 07:39 PM (ZLI7S)

537 Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing

Thanks!

Posted by: G. Gnome at July 01, 2020 07:39 PM (OQcPl)

538 My desire for bourbon has increased lockstep with the increase of idiocy in this country. Correlation, causation? Who knows.

Posted by: Pete Seria at July 01, 2020 07:39 PM (7ZQe3)

539 Do you have a tan, a beard, and the ability to speak Arabic?
Posted by: Someguy at July 01, 2020 07:20 PM (Zm+LZ)

One out of three ain't bad...?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 01, 2020 07:25 PM (NWiLs)

[Arabic nonsense removed]

Posted by: hogmartin

Ululates loudly whilst firing AK-47 into the air on full auto.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 01, 2020 07:39 PM (BM2fS)

540 Need some advice... I'm about to buy a Smith & Wesson M&P Shield .380 ACP. Thumb safety or no?
Posted by: G. Gnome at July 01, 2020 07:36 PM

Since you're asking this question, I would recommend no.

Make sure your holster covers the trigger.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 01, 2020 07:39 PM (DMUuz)

541 @530: "I thought you ate some.bad hobo and died!"

You still gotta pick a good bar or restaurant!

(CC Club was kinda cool 20 years ago; I'm sentimental.)

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 01, 2020 07:39 PM (+oVP5)

542 IrishEi, because she has won ! Flynn's gag order is going to be off.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 01, 2020 07:39 PM (Xogdd)

543 Defund the police details of the politicians who want to defund the police.

It's like qualified immunity.

You don't like qualified immunity for cops? Fine - also get rid of qualified immunity for teachers, government bureaucrats, mayors, city council members, judges, etc.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 01, 2020 07:39 PM (I2/tG)

544 His wife is a sweetheart, but she has duck feathers for brains...

Downer

Posted by: JT at July 01, 2020 07:39 PM (arJlL)

545 In Bartertown never piss off your enforcers and the proles.

Mayor Jenny has annoyed both.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 01, 2020 07:39 PM (IoYBb)

546 I wouldn't. I don't know the weapon well so others should comment. But if the safety is optional, you have to wonder what is the point. On a 1911 it makes sense, it is part of the design. You don't have safety's on Glocks or even revolvers. Get a good holster that covers the trigger and never, ever put your finger on the trigger unless you mean to send a round down range immediately.

Posted by: Quint at July 01, 2020 07:39 PM (hHxp2)

547 528 His wife is a sweetheart, but she has duck feathers for brains...

I am so stealing that. Don't know why that strikes me as being just so damned funny.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 01, 2020 07:37 PM (HaL55)

Feel free. Use it in good health, my brother!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 07:40 PM (+nW6n)

548 I once had to attend a business lunch in a tony shopping mall. It was full of "women who lunch," obviously wealthy women, well-dressed, with time on their hands, who got together to bitch about how hard done by they were, and about their husbands, who were off working to pay for this shit.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 07:33 PM (+nW6n)

Happens all the time. Would hear that sort of thing a lot at the gym.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 01, 2020 07:40 PM (NWiLs)

549 Ace Of Spades HQ, LLC.

Your one-stop-shop for fish puns, vexillology, and dick jokes.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 01, 2020 07:40 PM (6FeV1)

550 Wyatt,

If you ever need to make a quick exit to south jersey, let me know.
Posted by: Jean at July 01, 2020 07:38 PM (B7KlG)

Send up the smoke signals and CBD and I will ride in like the cavalry

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 01, 2020 07:40 PM (85Gof)

551 The city of Dayton passed an ordinance requiring the wearing of masks in public spaces or where social distancing can't be maintained. Eff this place, bruh.

Posted by: Augustine at July 01, 2020 07:40 PM (Alp4m)

552 Make sure your holster covers the trigger.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 01, 2020 07:39 PM (DMUuz)
-----------

Excellent point.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 01, 2020 07:40 PM (WEBkv)

553 518>> why, in these times, would you even consider a "safety?" Practice. As has been suggested. And then practice some more.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Civilly Disobedient at July 01, 2020 07:40 PM (3H9h1)

554 @549: "Your one-stop-shop for fish puns, vexillology, and dick jokes."

And intermittent or indefinite shelving.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 01, 2020 07:40 PM (+oVP5)

555 They invited to a party at their house, in a gated community. We attended, but I inexplicably felt ... out of place among the guests. There was just a ... liberal vibe coming off of them. I muttered to my wife, "I can't believe these are X's friends."

Turns out they weren't. They were MRS. X's friends, and MRS. X was aglow with joy, flitting from group to group.

Then all was clear.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 07:38 PM (+nW6n)

*****

Yeah, but she was/is good looking, so it's all good.

Posted by: El Jefe ~ Blue Zones POW MIA ~ You Are Not Forgotten ~ at July 01, 2020 07:41 PM (Ae67h)

556 The GOP is an illegitimate political party, McConnell and the rest of the surrender caucus just want it all to go way.

Tear down statues and destroy American cultural artifacts?

Sure.

Rename military bases?

Why not.

Change federal holidays to some obscure never heard of day?

What's could be the harm.

You forgot " end mask stigma".

Posted by: Mitch McTurtle at July 01, 2020 07:41 PM (luzVb)

557 539 Do you have a tan, a beard, and the ability to speak Arabic?
Posted by: Someguy at July 01, 2020 07:20 PM (Zm+LZ)

One out of three ain't bad...?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 01, 2020 07:25 PM (NWiLs)

[Arabic nonsense removed]

Posted by: hogmartin

Ululates loudly whilst firing AK-47 into the air on full auto.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 01, 2020 07:39 PM (BM2fS)

I'm surprised Sweden hasn't already sent you a VIP invite.

Posted by: Someguy at July 01, 2020 07:41 PM (Zm+LZ)

558 But it's a personal choice. Which configuration would make you most likely to have ready to go it when you need it?
Posted by: hogmartin at July 01, 2020 07:39 PM (t+qrx)

This one will be my primary defense gun for home and probably eventually my carry. I was leaning towards not getting the thumb safety, just for simplicity.

Posted by: G. Gnome at July 01, 2020 07:41 PM (OQcPl)

559 Chances of that actually happening: 0%.
Posted by: cinyc at July 01, 2020 07:36 PM (44hZw)

I'm not sure what contractual obligations they have, but i'm also not sure how much the most put-upon police departments give a fuck anymore.

So I'd put it at somewhere between 0 and 5%.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 01, 2020 07:37 PM (6FeV1)

To be clear, Warai-otoko, I was talking about the chances of defunding the police details of the politicians actually happening being 0%. The Seattle Mayor and NYC Mayor de Blasio don't deserve taxpayer-paid police details. Let them call the police if in danger or pay their own private security.

Posted by: cinyc at July 01, 2020 07:42 PM (44hZw)

560 Yikes!

Posted by: American at July 01, 2020 07:42 PM (CKw4x)

561 N.b. the canonical absolute-newbie recommendation - a DAO revolver - does not have an external safety.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 01, 2020 07:42 PM (t+qrx)

562 7 The official flag will be A Flaming, Concertina Wire-Wrapped Pineapple, Rampant, on a sky blue background.

======

you got to hand it to the antifa goons, their "We Will Tread" flag was pretty funny. I'd like to...after this vcivil war ends, as all wars end...have one in my study, like a WWII vet with his rising sun or german flag.

Posted by: guest myspace user at July 01, 2020 07:42 PM (rnk6i)

563 Since The Horde's official position for flaming, barbwire-wrapped pineapples is sideways, it might be better to specify Courant, rather than Rampant.

Rampant is correct for schadenboners, however.

Posted by: Duncanthrax

I accept your correction as accurate.

However, the flag can't include Schadeboners, because of the Chil [EARTH OPENS AND SWALLOWS SHARKMAN] . . .

Posted by: Sharkman at July 01, 2020 07:42 PM (BM2fS)

564 What are some good questions to ask when you're at a party and not sure if you're in friendly territory or not?

Maybe make a joke about Whole Foods or Starbucks, and check the responses? Even better, ask what they've been enjoying on Netflix lately.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 01, 2020 07:43 PM (L2ZTs)

565 555 They invited to a party at their house, in a gated community. We attended, but I inexplicably felt ... out of place among the guests. There was just a ... liberal vibe coming off of them. I muttered to my wife, "I can't believe these are X's friends."

Turns out they weren't. They were MRS. X's friends, and MRS. X was aglow with joy, flitting from group to group.

And when she divorces him and takes all his money and possessions, he'll find out whose friends they actually are very quickly.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 01, 2020 07:43 PM (NWiLs)

566 The term is Collaborator and the N-a-z-i-s of yore, like those now, have too many of these.

Posted by: American at July 01, 2020 07:43 PM (CKw4x)

567 Trump should order the military to protect this mayors home now !!!!!! This is his fault for not providing the leadership to clean up this mess made by McConnell and Graham in Seattle !!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at July 01, 2020 07:44 PM (qM84C)

568 Make sure your holster covers the trigger.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 01, 2020 07:39 PM (DMUuz)

Got it. Thanks!

Posted by: G. Gnome at July 01, 2020 07:44 PM (OQcPl)

569 Duck Feathers? Sure you don't mean Horse Soup?

Posted by: klaftern at July 01, 2020 07:44 PM (RuIsu)

570 Maybe make a joke about Whole Foods or Starbucks, and check the responses? Even better, ask what they've been enjoying on Netflix lately.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 01, 2020 07:43 PM (L2ZTs)
----------

Smile, nod, drink the free booze, eat the free food, keep the mouth shut.

"Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" You say things like this, even if it's 10 below outside, or 105.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 01, 2020 07:44 PM (WEBkv)

571 Didn't we bomb Philly in the 80s?

It's time.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at July 01, 2020 07:45 PM (lW69B)

572 Besides, I don't eat my dead hobos right away.

I smoke and can them for next season.

Don't y'all?

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 01, 2020 07:45 PM (+oVP5)

573 Mary, you dropped your teeth in your Ripple again.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 01, 2020 07:45 PM (L2ZTs)

574 Maybe make a joke about Whole Foods or Starbucks, and check the responses? Even better, ask what they've been enjoying on Netflix lately.
===
I had a lefty friend who used to bait me by saying something slightly critical of the left, then she'd get pissed when I agreed with her.

She moved to Portland, natch.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 01, 2020 07:45 PM (sWM8x)

575
I do believe Adam Savage is an enthusiastic proponent of the view that Trump supporters are toothless sister humpers. I suppose he's still got his teeth - for now.
Posted by: Depraved Pervert Who Fooled Everyone at July 01, 2020 07:30 PM (mOgf0)

Sister-humpers? That's sick.

Everyone knows that the best part about being a conservative is that we're COUSIN-humpers.

We have standards.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 01, 2020 07:46 PM (EGyGV)

576
I smoke and can them for next season.

Don't y'all?
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 01, 2020 07:45 PM (+oVP5)
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Bone in or deboned?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 01, 2020 07:46 PM (WEBkv)

577 I had a lefty friend who used to bait me by saying something slightly critical of the left, then she'd get pissed when I agreed with her.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 01, 2020 07:45 PM (sWM8x)

Well that's just an asshole thing to do.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 01, 2020 07:46 PM (qrX0b)

578 you got to hand it to the antifa goons, their "We Will Tread" flag was pretty funny. I'd like to...after this vcivil war ends, as all wars end...have one in my study, like a WWII vet with his rising sun or german flag.

Posted by: guest myspace user

Keep it in a flag box with a half-burnt blunt, a crumpled Starbucks cup, a pair of brass knuckles and some fluffy pink slippers.

Mementos of a mildly tough battle against retarded twinks.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 01, 2020 07:46 PM (BM2fS)

579 Need some advice... I'm about to buy a Smith & Wesson M&P Shield .380 ACP. Thumb safety or no?

Posted by: G. Gnome at July 01, 2020 07:36 PM (OQcPl)

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I'll give the other perspective. I've got a special needs son. The wife and I maintain very strict control over the firearms and have small personal safes in different places around the house. Things still happen, and that thumb safety is one more step that has to be encountered before that gun will fire.

I carry it every day, and every time I remove it from the safe the safety goes off and it becomes exactly like the non-safety model. The user never has to engage it if he doesn't want to.

Posted by: The Invisible Man - The polls are battlespace prep to cushion the mail in vote fraud at July 01, 2020 07:46 PM (N3GKS)

580 The last good thing to come out of Philly ( except for Wyatt) was Bobby Clark.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 01, 2020 07:46 PM (85Gof)

581 570 Maybe make a joke about Whole Foods or Starbucks, and check the responses? Even better, ask what they've been enjoying on Netflix lately.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 01, 2020 07:43 PM (L2ZTs)
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Smile, nod, drink the free booze, eat the free food, keep the mouth shut.

"Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" You say things like this, even if it's 10 below outside, or 105.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 01, 2020 07:44 PM (WEBkv)

"The weather is crazy! It's climate change! That Idiot Orange Man is going to kill the fucking planet! HOW DARE YOU?!?!?"

Mrs. X's woke friends

Posted by: The Joker at July 01, 2020 07:46 PM (Izzlo)

582 Shithole States and Shithole Cities run by Shithole Democrats and their pig-ignorant Shithole Para-Militaries.

I'm sure changing the name of Ft. Bragg will satisfy them.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 01, 2020 07:46 PM (Ndje9)

583 I miss December-January me.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at July 01, 2020 07:46 PM (luzVb)

584 you got to hand it to the antifa goons, their "We Will Tread" flag was pretty funny. I'd like to...after this vcivil war ends, as all wars end...have one in my study, like a WWII vet with his rising sun or german flag.
Posted by: guest myspace user at July 01, 2020 07:42 PM (rnk6i)

*****

Exactly.

After the victory...it will be a sweet thing to contemplate.

Posted by: El Jefe ~ Blue Zones POW MIA ~ You Are Not Forgotten ~ at July 01, 2020 07:46 PM (Ae67h)

585 Jenny, Jenny who can I turn to?

Posted by: Kshama Schwantz at July 01, 2020 07:46 PM (EgshT)

586 Boston University May Change the Mascot Rhett's Name Due To 'Gone With The Wind' Reference.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 01, 2020 07:47 PM (wiXsO)

587 The city of Dayton passed an ordinance requiring the wearing of masks in public spaces or where social distancing can't be maintained. Eff this place, bruh.

My county did the same thing, effective today. I bitched until I read the actual order and discovered a loophole I will use to avoid wearing one.

When I get confronted (and make no mistake, it will happen in Publix) all I need to say is "I'm exempt from wearing a mask. Section 5-B."

And when they say "We'll call the cops," I get to say "Go right ahead. They'll tell you the same thing I just did."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 01, 2020 07:47 PM (HaL55)

588 Jordan, yup.
I'd probably say to that person "I'm not gonna play your stupid little game."

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 01, 2020 07:47 PM (L2ZTs)

589 oh, more good news. A New York Appeals Court just gave the two who firebombed police cars House Arrest.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 01, 2020 07:47 PM (V2Yro)

590 So Walter, you're sheltering in place, armed up, and sounds like thathalfrican as well (we never did hear what hardware he picked up).

Posted by: rhomboid at July 01, 2020 07:47 PM (El6T/)

591 "The weather is crazy! It's climate change! That Idiot Orange Man is going to kill the fucking planet! HOW DARE YOU?!?!?"

Mrs. X's woke friends
Posted by: The Joker at July 01, 2020 07:46 PM (Izzlo)
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Repeat step 1: Smile, nod, eat and drink.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 01, 2020 07:47 PM (WEBkv)

592 Boston University May Change the Mascot Rhett's Name Due To 'Gone With The Wind' Reference.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 01, 2020 07:47 PM (

Frankly I don't give a damn

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 01, 2020 07:48 PM (85Gof)

593 Mine is the 9mm first generation, btw. Great little pistol.

Posted by: The Invisible Man - The polls are battlespace prep to cushion the mail in vote fraud at July 01, 2020 07:48 PM (N3GKS)

594 Here's a question asked in self defense classes. Are you willing to put the sights on a person who is actively seeking to do you harm and pull the trigger? In the burning times many will fail this test.

Posted by: Eromero at July 01, 2020 07:48 PM (XhWtx)

595 I smoke and can them for next season.
Don't y'all?
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 01, 2020 07:45 PM

That happens to me all the time.

Posted by: Prince Albert at July 01, 2020 07:48 PM (DMUuz)

596 >>>oh, more good news. A New York Appeals Court just gave the two who firebombed police cars House Arrest.

I may be mistaken, but I think their DA is also a Soros acolyte.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 01, 2020 07:48 PM (J8Q6+)

597 @576: "Bone in or deboned?"

Bone in, of course, 'cause those bones soften after a year or two in cans.

Good calcium source.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 01, 2020 07:48 PM (+oVP5)

598 Keep it in a flag box with a half-burnt blunt, a crumpled Starbucks cup, a pair of brass knuckles and some fluffy pink slippers.

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ah yes, the 2020 soi equivalent of a prized Luger pistol

Posted by: guest myspace user at July 01, 2020 07:48 PM (rnk6i)

599 >>>I may be mistaken, but I think their DA is also a Soros acolyte.

And the appeals court is likely not conservative.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 01, 2020 07:49 PM (J8Q6+)

600 A New York Appeals Court just gave the two who firebombed police cars House Arrest.

Was there a strongly-worded letter, too?

Posted by: Kshama Schwantz at July 01, 2020 07:49 PM (EgshT)

601 In the burning times many will fail this test.

Posted by: Eromero at July 01, 2020

They will be known as victims.

Posted by: Last Days of the Republic. at July 01, 2020 07:49 PM (KgzRF)

602 Boston University May Change the Mascot Rhett's Name Due To 'Gone With The Wind' Reference.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 01, 2020 07:47 PM (wiXsO)

Of course. That makes perfect sense

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 01, 2020 07:49 PM (gqKAd)

603 593 Mine is the 9mm first generation, btw. Great little pistol.
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Oh here we go.

What's your opinion on crossbows?

Posted by: The Joker at July 01, 2020 07:50 PM (Izzlo)

604 Posted by: rhomboid at July 01, 2020 07:47 PM (El6T/)9

Had some financial stuff come up so had to hold off. Still planning on the glock 19

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at July 01, 2020 07:50 PM (IYHxL)

605 One of my favorite games, when a lefty i know is ripping on a republican, is to join in. "McConnell? Yeah, fuck that guy."

".... huh?"

"Yeah, I can't stand him, either."

".... huh."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 01, 2020 07:50 PM (6FeV1)

606 male feminist alert.

Looks like Adam Savage liked to myth bust his sister.

lolz.

Posted by: guest myspace user at July 01, 2020 07:50 PM (rnk6i)

607 Bone in, of course

Is there a newsletter?

Posted by: Sandra Flook at July 01, 2020 07:50 PM (EgshT)

608 Jenny, Jenny who can I turn to?
Posted by: Kshama Schwantz at July 01, 2020 07:46 PM

Call 867-5309.

Posted by: Mayor Durkan at July 01, 2020 07:50 PM (DMUuz)

609 What's your opinion on crossbows?
Posted by: The Joker at July 01, 2020 07:50 PM (Izzlo)
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Too slow to reload.

Next.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 01, 2020 07:50 PM (WEBkv)

610 "529 The GOP is an illegitimate political party, McConnell and the rest of the surrender caucus just want it all to go way.

Tear down statues and destroy American cultural artifacts?

Sure.

Rename military bases?

Why not.

Change federal holidays to some obscure never heard of day?

What's could be the harm.

I would say everyone of these mother fuckers should be voted out of office but if we do that we would literally be giving over the country to barbarians.

These are the people who are supposed to fight our battles so we do not have to resort to violence.

But that is what this surrendering is leading us towards.

Worthless cowards."

They deserve our righteous anger and rage, but the disgust factor may be even larger. If they weren't despicable shit bags who should be hunted like rabbits, they almost would deserve a little pity.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 01, 2020 07:50 PM (puu6v)

611 I talked to my primary care doctor by phone today, as the Zoom meeting wouldn't work. I am waiting for the time when we use those little dolls like Chinese women used with their doctors. "Show me on the doll where you hurt."

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 01, 2020 07:50 PM (JKNZq)

612 >>>The last good thing to come out of Philly ( except for Wyatt) was Bobby Clark.

I would have kept Lindros here.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 01, 2020 07:51 PM (J8Q6+)

613 564 What are some good questions to ask when you're at a party and not sure if you're in friendly territory or not?

Maybe make a joke about Whole Foods or Starbucks, and check the responses? Even better, ask what they've been enjoying on Netflix lately.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 01, 2020 07:43 PM (L2ZTs)

Nah, too obvious. I check the temperature by saying something like, "How about that stuff going on in Sacramento, huh?" And then waiting for the response.

You can interpret that comment either way, but you can typically tell from the person's reaction which way they took it.

Trust me, I'm behind enemy lines, and so have developed the antennae to sniffing out other Americans.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 07:51 PM (+nW6n)

614 it's weird tho, you guys, I spent most of Feb 2020 being lectured that no one was above the law.

Posted by: guest myspace user at July 01, 2020 07:51 PM (rnk6i)

615 Here's a question asked in self defense classes. Are you willing to put the sights on a person who is actively seeking to do you harm and pull the trigger? In the burning times many will fail this test.
Posted by: Eromero at July 01, 2020 07:48 PM (XhWtx)

Many fail in war too so it definitely will happen in a civilian situation .

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 01, 2020 07:51 PM (2DOZq)

616 ah yes, the 2020 soi equivalent of a prized Luger pistol

Posted by: guest myspace user

'zactly

Posted by: Sharkman at July 01, 2020 07:51 PM (BM2fS)

617 A New York Appeals Court just gave the two who firebombed police cars House Arrest.

Kim Soros Foxx the State's Attn for Crook County of Juicy Smollett fame confirmed that most rioters and looters have been or will be set free. Got to stick to the man, businesses and whitey

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 01, 2020 07:51 PM (gqKAd)

618 ".... huh?"

"Yeah, I can't stand him, either."

".... huh."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 01, 2020 07:50 PM (6FeV1)
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Yeah, I've played that game.

It's always amusing when leftists think we on the right are as solid with GOP politicians as they are with theirs.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 01, 2020 07:51 PM (WEBkv)

619 "600 A New York Appeals Court just gave the two who firebombed police cars House Arrest.

Was there a strongly-worded letter, too?"

With or without masks?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 01, 2020 07:52 PM (puu6v)

620 Mine is the 9mm first generation, btw. Great little pistol.
Posted by: The Invisible Man

That's good to know. Thanks!

Posted by: G. Gnome at July 01, 2020 07:52 PM (OQcPl)

621 Sorry about the murders and all, but did you give us an hour's warning? That's how long we needed to clear CHAZ, but without that phone call...

Posted by: Mayor Jenny at July 01, 2020 07:52 PM (CTJwJ)

622 What's your opinion on crossbows?

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Nah, not meant like that. I lurv 'em alls.

The one you shoot best is the best one for you. Second to that is the one you have access to is the best one for you.

Posted by: The Invisible Man - The polls are battlespace prep to cushion the mail in vote fraud at July 01, 2020 07:52 PM (N3GKS)

623 614 it's weird tho, you guys, I spent most of Feb 2020 being lectured that no one was above the law.
Posted by: guest myspace user at July 01, 2020 07:51 PM (rnk6i)

It's unpatriotic to question the results of elections! -2016 before Trump's victory

Posted by: Someguy at July 01, 2020 07:52 PM (Zm+LZ)

624 @590: "So Walter, you're sheltering in place, armed up, and sounds like thathalfrican as well ..."

I'm armed by proxy, old school apartment block manager, but yeah, I still need to go buy my own AR-15, plus assorted accessories, and be ready for whatever comes.

I'm not so optimistic about the next six months surrounding the national election.

Not sure about thathalfrican's arsenal, but we can compare notes whenever he picks a place for drinks.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 01, 2020 07:52 PM (+oVP5)

625 This is what I love about ace. Has anyone in history ever been called a "solipsistic whore"?

Posted by: ... at July 01, 2020 07:52 PM (B8RmS)

626 Duck Feathers is the best Marx bros movie for sure.

All the Marx Brothers movies are hilarious. I don't think they made a bad one. And the first one was made nearly 100 years ago.

The Three Stooges are the gateway to the MB. Funny as hell, but completely different.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 01, 2020 07:52 PM (HaL55)

627 What are some good questions to ask when you're at a party and not sure if you're in friendly territory or not?

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Look for the ones wearing masks.

Posted by: The Invisible Man - The polls are battlespace prep to cushion the mail in vote fraud at July 01, 2020 07:53 PM (N3GKS)

628 >>>Kim Soros Foxx the State's Attn for Crook County of Juicy Smollett fame confirmed that most rioters and looters have been or will be set free.

Philly's Soros goon DA Krasner did the same thing. Arrested more cops than rioters.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 01, 2020 07:53 PM (J8Q6+)

629 579 Need some advice... I'm about to buy a Smith & Wesson M&P Shield .380 ACP. Thumb safety or no?

Posted by: G. Gnome at July 01, 2020 07:36 PM (OQcPl)
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Why not in 9x19? Better round and cheaper too.

Posted by: Augustine at July 01, 2020 07:53 PM (Alp4m)

630 I don't do parties anymore.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 01, 2020 07:53 PM (V2Yro)

631 625 This is what I love about ace. Has anyone in history ever been called a "solipsistic whore"?
Posted by: ... at July 01, 2020 07:52 PM (B8RmS)

"Her Truth" is that she doesn't have crabs.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 01, 2020 07:54 PM (6FeV1)

632 "625 This is what I love about ace. Has anyone in history ever been called a "solipsistic whore"?"

Brilliant line, and it allowed ace to avoid "despicable cunt."

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 01, 2020 07:54 PM (puu6v)

633 Only thing makes req trips into philly tolerable is DiNic's and Monk's Bar.

As great as they are I'd never set foot in the City again voluntarily.

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 01, 2020 07:54 PM (x4h/o)

634 Trump should mention liberal, soros DA's letting all the looters out of jail. No charges...but I thought no one is above the law...well, the liberals...who will control Joe Biden show you what they actually think of the law.

Debates are going to be a delight!

Posted by: guest myspace user at July 01, 2020 07:54 PM (rnk6i)

635 What are some good questions to ask when you're at a party and not sure if you're in friendly territory or not? >>>>

Do you put bumper stickers on you car?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 01, 2020 07:55 PM (2DOZq)

636 >>Philly's Soros goon DA Krasner did the same thing. Arrested more cops than rioters.

Soros was also deeply involved in the Ukraine coup.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 01, 2020 07:56 PM (ZLI7S)

637 I have the first generation Shield as well. I got a $75 rebate on it too and Gander Mountain was going out of business at the time so further savings!

Posted by: Augustine at July 01, 2020 07:56 PM (Alp4m)

638 Tucker cracking me up.

"Reintegrating CHOP refugees into American society"

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at July 01, 2020 07:56 PM (luzVb)

639 635 What are some good questions to ask when you're at a party and not sure if you're in friendly territory or not? >>>>

Do you put bumper stickers on you car?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 01, 2020 07:55 PM (2DOZq)

You watch the rally last night?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 01, 2020 07:56 PM (6FeV1)

640 Do you put bumper stickers on you car?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 01, 2020 07:55 PM (2DOZq)
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do you own a car?

How's that Prius working out for you?

To female, "Does your wife like the Subaru also?"

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 01, 2020 07:56 PM (WEBkv)

641 Thanks Walter and thathalfrican.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 01, 2020 07:56 PM (El6T/)

642 Posted by: G. Gnome

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Is it the EZ? As I age and notice my grip strength worsening the more I like the idea of such things.

Posted by: The Invisible Man - The polls are battlespace prep to cushion the mail in vote fraud at July 01, 2020 07:57 PM (N3GKS)

643 I live and work in Libtardia. Today I had a consultant - granted, from out of state - wish me a "Happy Independence Day", not once, but two separate times today in email. I soon realized that he's obviously a Trump voter, and when I wished it back to him in the same words, he now knows that I am too.

Posted by: ... at July 01, 2020 07:57 PM (B8RmS)

644 Debates are going to be a delight!

Come on, there aren't going to be any debates.

No way are Biden's handlers going to allow Biden to be on the same stage as Trump.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 01, 2020 07:57 PM (I2/tG)

645 oh, more good news. A New York Appeals Court just gave the two who firebombed police cars House Arrest.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 01, 2020 07:47 PM (V2Yro)
~~~~~

They had a $250,000 bond. A GoFundMe for them raised over $300,000.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 01, 2020 07:58 PM (sGotD)

646

Is there going to be Reconstruction in what was CHOP?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 01, 2020 07:58 PM (gqKAd)

647 Smile, nod, drink the free booze, eat the free food, keep the mouth shut.

"Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" You say things like this, even if it's 10 below outside, or 105.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 01, 2020 07:44 PM (WEBkv)

"The weather is crazy! It's climate change! That Idiot Orange Man is going to kill the fucking planet! HOW DARE YOU?!?!?"

Mrs. X's woke friends
Posted by: The Joker at July 01, 2020 07:46 PM (Izzlo)

First, the guy is a very good friend of mine from way back. I don't want to torch his domestic situation, neither do I want to make an unpleasant scene in his home.

Second, the liberals weren't going at this tong and hammer. No one said anything explicitly political, but it was apparent that they were all on the same page without having to say so in so many words (if you know what I mean), and it wasn't the page the missus and I are on, nor is X on, as I well know.

For example, re CHAZ/CHOP they'd something oblique, such as, "It's such a shame that efforts to promote justice can be characterized amiss." That sort of thing.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 07:58 PM (+nW6n)

648 Why not in 9x19? Better round and cheaper too.
Posted by: Augustine

I've heard that the 0.380 ACP is easier on the shoulder. I have tendonitis in both wrists and right shoulder.

Posted by: G. Gnome at July 01, 2020 07:58 PM (OQcPl)

649 Debates are going to be a delight!

There will be no debates. Excuses will be made

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 01, 2020 07:58 PM (85Gof)

650 644 Debates are going to be a delight!

Come on, there aren't going to be any debates.

No way are Biden's handlers going to allow Biden to be on the same stage as Trump.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 01, 2020 07:57 PM (I2/tG)

agree, if nothing else they'll just say that Trump is too big a rayciss for Biden to lower himself to talk to.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 01, 2020 07:59 PM (V2Yro)

651 >>639 635 What are some good questions to ask when you're at a party and not sure if you're in friendly territory or not? >>>>

If you ask "may I have intercourse with your bride" and the guy says "yes," you're probably in friendly territory.

Posted by: Zod at July 01, 2020 07:59 PM (XzT/D)

652 They had a $250,000 bond. A GoFundMe for them raised over $300,000.

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Wait, the gofundme that won't allow funds to go to criminal or distasteful behavior?

Huh. Weird.

Posted by: The Invisible Man - The polls are battlespace prep to cushion the mail in vote fraud at July 01, 2020 07:59 PM (N3GKS)

653 For example, re CHAZ/CHOP they'd something oblique, such as, "It's such a shame that efforts to promote justice can be characterized amiss." That sort of thing.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 07:58 PM (+nW6n)
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I haven't gotten drunk in a decade or so, but, in that situation, look out!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 01, 2020 07:59 PM (WEBkv)

654 Is it the EZ? As I age and notice my grip strength worsening the more I like the idea of such things.
Posted by: The Invisible Man

Yep. I'm a girl, so hand strength is low. Also, tendonitis.

Posted by: G. Gnome at July 01, 2020 07:59 PM (OQcPl)

655 I dislike the EZ mags . The assist push down knob should only be on .22 mags.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 01, 2020 08:00 PM (2DOZq)

656 Is there going to be Reconstruction in what was CHOP?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 01, 2020 07:58 PM (gqKAd)

Nah, I expect them to go straight to reparations!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 01, 2020 08:00 PM (eTZoJ)

657 There is so much to look forward to in a debate with Biden on stage.

I mean, the verbal dysentery alone is worth the price of admission, but waiting with butterflies in your tummy for every sign that he's gonna collapse, or shit himself, or just blurt out a racial slur while Trump is in the middle of talking (I was gonna say mid-sentence, but we all know that Trump doesn't actually use complete sentences)...

Oh, man, I can't wait. Biden Bingo is gonna be Lit AF.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 01, 2020 08:00 PM (6FeV1)

658 Trump's going to demand proof of life

Posted by: guest myspace user at July 01, 2020 08:00 PM (rnk6i)

659 Yep. I'm a girl, so hand strength is low. Also, tendonitis.

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We expect a full range report in the gun thread.

Posted by: The Invisible Man - The polls are battlespace prep to cushion the mail in vote fraud at July 01, 2020 08:00 PM (N3GKS)

660 If Biden doesn't debate, then the DNC has no intention of winning this year. Always a possibility, but I'm coming down the side of he will debate.

Posted by: ... at July 01, 2020 08:01 PM (B8RmS)

661 I no longer watch, nor encourage people to watch Sean Hannity.

Fuck him. Sideways and raw.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at July 01, 2020 08:01 PM (luzVb)

662 What are some good questions to ask when you're at a party and not sure
if you're in friendly territory or not? >>>>

Just say, "these are crazy times" Any Trump hater will solipsistically go off on a Trump rant.

Posted by: Quint at July 01, 2020 08:01 PM (hHxp2)

663 They had a $250,000 bond. A GoFundMe for them raised over $300,000.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 01, 2020 07:58 PM (sGotD)

Chump change for Soros. Has it occurred to everyone else that GoFundMe is one of the greatest money laundering scams going today?

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 01, 2020 08:01 PM (V2Yro)

664 They invited to a party at their house, in a gated community. We
attended, but I inexplicably felt ... out of place among the guests.
There was just a ... liberal vibe coming off of them. I muttered to my
wife, "I can't believe these are X's friends."

Liberal vibe. Libtards are kind of obvious at least to me. I can spot them from a mile away. It must be the smugness and stupidity that just oozes off of them

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 01, 2020 08:01 PM (gqKAd)

665 639 635 What are some good questions to ask when you're at a party and not sure if you're in friendly territory or not? >>>>

Do you put bumper stickers on you car?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 01, 2020 07:55 PM (2DOZq)

You watch the rally last night?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 01, 2020 07:56 PM (6FeV1)

No, no, no.

Pro tip: don't ask a question at all. Make a statement that is open-ended, in itself harmless, but ambiguous in interpretation. See where they take it.

"You've got to wonder where all this is going." (shaking head, then shutting up)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 08:01 PM (+nW6n)

666 Augustine @ 637, I bought my HK the same way. Gander Mountain going out of business was like finding money in the road.

Posted by: Eromero at July 01, 2020 08:01 PM (XhWtx)

667 For example, re CHAZ/CHOP they'd something oblique, such as, "It's such a shame that efforts to promote justice can be characterized amiss." That sort of thing.

Indubitably!

Tickle your ass with a feather?

"WHAT!"

Particularly nasty weather we're having...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 01, 2020 08:01 PM (HaL55)

668 The Speaker of the Oregon House had a riot in her district last night. The rioters tried to storm the office of the Portland police union.

The Speaker denounced the cops, of course:

What needed to be protected last night? An empty office building? Was this need more important than the health of neighbors, of children in a neighborhood, of people returning home from work?

I think that the mob should be allowed to sack Oregon Democratic Party headquarters - after all, at night that's just an empty office building too.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 01, 2020 08:01 PM (I2/tG)

669 @641: "Thanks Walter and thathalfrican."

Bottom line: They won't take Uptown Minneapolis away from me and my immediate neighbors without a fight, but I'm not optimistic about the medium to long term future of the city; widely.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 01, 2020 08:01 PM (+oVP5)

670 Last night Colorado Springs allowed the rioters to close down I25. I have lived near there my whole life. This is hard to believe. It sickens me.

Posted by: Ronster at July 01, 2020 08:01 PM (zR8oF)

671 According to youtube experts...

Crossbow is best for accuracy for those who have not trained for years.

Longbow is for those who have practiced many many many hours.

In other words a noob can fire a crossbow with effect.

Only a longtime pro can fire a longbow with effect.

In battle a crossbow is for people with defilade who can hide for the time it takes to reload.

Trained crossbow soldiers have a much higher shot per minute.

YMMV.

Posted by: eleven at July 01, 2020 08:02 PM (XTyi0)

672 Just say, "these are crazy times" Any Trump hater will solipsistically go off on a Trump rant.

Posted by: Quint at July 01, 2020 08:01 PM (hHxp2)

Like the solipsistic whore they are.

Posted by: ... at July 01, 2020 08:02 PM (B8RmS)

673 https://bit.ly/31DU0Ey
******
Trump Campaign Says It Raised Record-Breaking $131 Million in June

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 01, 2020 08:02 PM (3nS4F)

674 661 I no longer watch, nor encourage people to watch Sean Hannity.

Fuck him. Sideways and raw.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at July 01, 2020 08:01 PM (luzVb)

IF YOU LOVE GRAMMA AND GRAMPA YOU'LL WATCH HANNITY!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 01, 2020 08:02 PM (V2Yro)

675 We expect a full range report in the gun thread.
Posted by: The Invisible Man

Yes sir! As soon as I get it... whenever that is.

Posted by: G. Gnome at July 01, 2020 08:02 PM (OQcPl)

676
I smoke and can them for next season.

Don't y'all?
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 01, 2020 07:45 PM (+oVP5)

Don't you find it difficult to clean them before canning?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 01, 2020 08:03 PM (EGyGV)

677 Debates are going to be a delight!

There will be no debates. Excuses will be made

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 01, 2020 07:58 PM (85Gof)

that is a real possibility. The left now formally encompasses anyone and any organization that is not us, or at least normal. They have warped everything and it is working. No debates could easily become the new, new normal.

Posted by: Quint at July 01, 2020 08:03 PM (hHxp2)

678 Liberal vibe. Libtards are kind of obvious at least to me. I can spot them from a mile away. It must be the smugness and stupidity that just oozes off of them

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 01, 2020 08:01 PM (gqKAd)

That's what I picked up on. I was surprised, because my buddy is rock-ribbed conservative, as I well know, having known for *cough* decades. I hadn't known his wife was a lib (whom I'd known for the same time, but hadn't really known personally very much), so I had some catching up to do.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 08:03 PM (+nW6n)

679 Commissioner Reagan would have never allowed this to happen.

Posted by: mc at July 01, 2020 08:03 PM (l1TIo)

680 Pro tip: don't ask a question at all. Make a statement that is open-ended, in itself harmless, but ambiguous in interpretation. See where they take it.

"You've got to wonder where all this is going." (shaking head, then shutting up)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 08:01 PM (+nW6n)

Absolutely. All you have to do around the typical Trump hater is say, "Hey this is some weather we're having, huh?"

They will start flipping out on our "total lack of leadership and orange tweeting".

Posted by: ... at July 01, 2020 08:04 PM (B8RmS)

681 Wait, the gofundme that won't allow funds to go to criminal or distasteful behavior?
Huh. Weird.
Posted by: The Invisible Man - The polls are battlespace prep to cushion the mail in vote fraud at July 01, 2020 07:59 PM (N3GKS)
~~~~~

I know, right?!

Posted by: IrishEi at July 01, 2020 08:04 PM (sGotD)

682

Wow that video Hannity showed of the gun fire in CHOP. It almost made Chicago seem peaceful

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 01, 2020 08:04 PM (gqKAd)

683 If Biden doesn't debate, then the DNC has no intention of winning this year. Always a possibility, but I'm coming down the side of he will debate.

I wouldn't be surprised if Ol' Slow Joe wanted virtual debates using the Chicom Kung-flu as the excuse.

Shenanigans will ensue. You can bet on it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 01, 2020 08:04 PM (HaL55)

684 If Biden doesn't debate, then the DNC has no intention of winning this year.

Biden won't debate, and the whole MSM will cover for him.

The risks of a debate with COVID-19 are too great!
Biden shouldn't have to share a stage with a racist!
...and on and on and on.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 01, 2020 08:04 PM (I2/tG)

685 Pro tip: don't ask a question at all. Make a statement that is open-ended, in itself harmless, but ambiguous in interpretation. See where they take it.

"You've got to wonder where all this is going." (shaking head, then shutting up)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 08:01 PM (+nW6n)

I'm thinking of a comedy script in a similar vain as Who's on First where two conservatives continue to make open end statements to each other trying to figure out if the other is liberal or not.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 01, 2020 08:04 PM (2DOZq)

686 Yep. I'm a girl, so hand strength is low. Also, tendonitis.
Posted by: G. Gnome at July 01, 2020 07:59 PM

You might want to check out the Glock 43. It's very soft-shooting, accurate, and my bride's pick.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 01, 2020 08:04 PM (DMUuz)

687 Trump Campaign Says It Raised Record-Breaking $131 Million in June

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 01, 2020 08:02 PM (3nS4F)

Wait, the only 10 people in America I am told are voting for Trump gave 13.1M each? Unpossible!

Posted by: Boswell at July 01, 2020 08:04 PM (32YRo)

688 Trump Campaign Says It Raised Record-Breaking $131 Million in June
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani

***

Not surprised. I must get 20 emails a day from them.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 01, 2020 08:05 PM (axyOa)

689 If the risk from Wuflu is so great, why isn't Joe getting tested?

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 01, 2020 08:05 PM (JKNZq)

690 Many fail in war too so it definitely will happen in a civilian situation .
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 01, 2020 07:51 PM (2DOZq)

Darwin Rules!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 01, 2020 08:05 PM (eTZoJ)

691 @679:" Commissioner Reagan would have never allowed this to happen."

No one tell the mob that there are multiple good films of black White House staff serving Reagan grapefruit breakfasts while wearing white gloves.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 01, 2020 08:05 PM (+oVP5)

692 Vein =vain

Autocorrect purposely tries to make you look dumb.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 01, 2020 08:05 PM (2DOZq)

693 That's what I picked up on. I was surprised, because my buddy is rock-ribbed conservative, as I well know, having known for *cough* decades. I hadn't known his wife was a lib (whom I'd known for the same time, but hadn't really known personally very much), so I had some catching up to do.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 08:03 PM (+nW6n)

I know some of the Horde are married to libs. I don't know how they do it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 01, 2020 08:06 PM (qrX0b)

694 675 We expect a full range report in the gun thread.
Posted by: The Invisible Man

Yes sir! As soon as I get it... whenever that is.
Posted by: G. Gnome at July 01, 2020 08:02 PM (OQcPl)
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Pics are always welcome!

Posted by: Weasel at July 01, 2020 08:06 PM (MVjcR)

695 Many fail in war too so it definitely will happen in a civilian situation .

--

It sucks for only one of the civilians to know without a doubt that the law is on his side in that situation, too.

Posted by: The Invisible Man - The polls are battlespace prep to cushion the mail in vote fraud at July 01, 2020 08:07 PM (N3GKS)

696 Not surprised. I must get 20 emails a day from them.

I don't want to say too much but ...

I may or may not have been invited to lunch...

WITH MELANIA!!

I knew that someday, this would happen for me.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at July 01, 2020 08:07 PM (luzVb)

697 NYAZ?
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization

Anna Puma hardest hit.

Posted by: mikeski at July 01, 2020 08:07 PM (P1f+c)

698 They had a $250,000 bond. A GoFundMe for them raised over $300,000.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 01, 2020 07:58 PM (sGotD)

Unpossible... we have been informed by GoFundMe over and over as they shut down campaigns to help conservatives unjustly and falsely accused of crimes that their site could not be used to raise money for people accused of crimes.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 01, 2020 08:07 PM (nAiE/)

699 Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 01, 2020 08:01 PM (+oVP5)

Pissing in the wind tbh

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at July 01, 2020 08:07 PM (IYHxL)

700
Wait, the only 10 people in America I am told are voting for Trump gave 13.1M each? Unpossible!
Posted by: Boswell at July 01, 2020 08:04 PM (32YRo)
-----------

I donated in June. First time I have ever donated to a campaign.

I suspect I may not be alone in that regard.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 01, 2020 08:07 PM (WEBkv)

701 Regarding debates: Biden's campaign won't like it but they have to deal with Joe.

Trump: "Joe's a chicken!"
Biden : "Look, fat, no Biden is a chicken you punching clown."
Trump: "Prove it, Dopey Joe."
....
Next the ten rounds of Trump - Biden debates.

Posted by: Mikey NTH Plague Your Rivals With Covfefe-19 From The Outrage Outlet! at July 01, 2020 08:08 PM (cZjDV)

702 I donated in June. First time I have ever donated to a campaign.

I suspect I may not be alone in that regard.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 01, 2020 08:07 PM

Same here.

Posted by: Bert G at July 01, 2020 08:09 PM (OMsf+)

703 I'm thinking of a comedy script in a similar vain as Who's on First where two conservatives continue to make open end statements to each other trying to figure out if the other is liberal or not.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 01, 2020 08:04 PM (2DOZq)

Nah. I do it all the time. Each conservative steps out a bit each time. It quickly becomes apparent that you're on the same page.

Another tell: when someone deliver some commie talking point, check out the onlookers. Anyone who looks slightly pained is a brother.

Here's what makes it easy: liberals fly their commie flag out and proud at the slightest opportunity, or no opportunity at all. They don't feel each other out. Anyone who does not come out and proud liberal is probably conservative.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 08:09 PM (+nW6n)

704 Biden will do that laughing thing like he did with whatsisface.

It won't work.

Posted by: eleven at July 01, 2020 08:09 PM (XTyi0)

705 I suspect some news story will be pushed where Trump is a racist/homophobe/misogynist of such horrible -ism that Biden will refuse to be on the same stage with such a horrible person.

Posted by: The Invisible Man - The polls are battlespace prep to cushion the mail in vote fraud at July 01, 2020 08:10 PM (N3GKS)

706 I'm thinking of a comedy script in a similar vain as Who's on First where two conservatives continue to make open end statements to each other trying to figure out if the other is liberal or not.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 01, 2020 08:04 PM (2DOZq)

At the end, one guy answers his phone, and says, "Yeah, honey. No, they're right there where I left them. On the night-stand, next to the 45."

Second guy breaks, and says "Oh, thank God, you're a sane person! I thought you were one of those knuckle-draggers! Hah, hah, '45'. Lovely."

As first guy turns aside and dons an O hat, and second guy turns aside and dons a MAGA hat, First guy says, "I know, you just can't beat the sound of vinyl, can you?"

They turn to face each other again...

... and, fade.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 01, 2020 08:10 PM (6FeV1)

707 I'm confused. I haven't read this whole thread, but I read that Twitter thread in the post above.

Is CHOP gone, or isn't it? The Twitter thread says they chased away the cops. News sites and blogs say the cops cleared them out. Which is it?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at July 01, 2020 08:10 PM (lW69B)

708 Biden won't debate, and the whole MSM will cover for him.

The risks of a debate with COVID-19 are too great!

Biden shouldn't have to share a stage with a racist!

...and on and on and on.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 01, 2020 08:04 PM (I2/tG)

And "undecideds" will not vote for a person that can't meet the bare minimum requirement for running for president. Not when they're against a guy already doing the job.

Posted by: ... at July 01, 2020 08:10 PM (B8RmS)

709 Bull Run?

Posted by: Eeyore at July 01, 2020 08:10 PM (LMs+g)

710 This is what I love about ace. Has anyone in history ever been called a "solipsistic whore"?
Posted by: ... at July 01, 2020 07:52 PM (B8RmS)

https://www.instagram.com/solipsistic.whore/

Go Figure...

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 01, 2020 08:10 PM (1g7ch)

711 Pics are always welcome!
Posted by: Weasel

I can't promise that! I've only ever fired a revolver, so I expect to suck.

Posted by: G. Gnome at July 01, 2020 08:10 PM (OQcPl)

712 When I used to talk to leftists, I could always have fun. For instance, I could get on how important and necessary Abortion was, because of the Environmental Problems of Overpopulation. They would all be agreeing. And then I would point out that 1st World populations, not just "whites" but Japanese as well, were already well below replacement rates so they were doing their part. So, for the Good of the World, it was necessary for Wealthy White People to do everything they can to help rid the world of all of the Surplus Brown and Black babies.

and then you can quote leftist "intellectuals" like Peter Singer about how the world needs to reduce it's population by about 90%, and that means really culling out places like Africa and South America. You can lead them along, agreeing every step of the way, and then....

well then everyone gets scared to talk to you after that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 01, 2020 08:11 PM (V2Yro)

713 I suspect I may not be alone in that regard.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 01, 2020 08:07 PM (WEBkv)

If the average donation to Trump's campaign last month was $20 - that amount raised represents 6.55M people alone...

Yeah, but everyone hates him...

Posted by: Boswell at July 01, 2020 08:12 PM (32YRo)

714 I know some of the Horde are married to libs. I don't know how they do it.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 01, 2020 08:06 PM (qrX0b)

I've wondered that about my buddy many times. He's calm and somewhat phlegmatic, so there's that. He vents to me.

His wife was apparently crowing about Obongo's first election. I'd have strangled the bitch, but that's me.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 08:12 PM (+nW6n)

715 Twitter thread is about NYC.

Posted by: skywch at July 01, 2020 08:12 PM (Y/Ps0)

716

You want money laundering?
I give you B...L...M
Foreign contributions come in.
Get doled out to ACT BLUE
Get forwarded to demoncrat politicians, pacs and such.

Posted by: TeeJ at July 01, 2020 08:12 PM (SNwMD)

717 Many fail in war too so it definitely will happen in a civilian situation
---
I worked for a guy who was special forces in Viet Nam and then became a spook. He said he worked on a research project that used video games as a training aid to get soldiers over their reluctance to fire at the enemy. This was years before there were any video games available to the public.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 01, 2020 08:12 PM (sWM8x)

718 I suspect some news story will be pushed where Trump
is a racist/homophobe/misogynist of such horrible -ism that Biden will
refuse to be on the same stage with such a horrible person.

Posted by: The Invisible Man - The polls are battlespace prep to cushion the mail in vote fraud at July 01, 2020 08:10 PM (N3GKS)

But people already watched Hillary do it - and lose. He will look like a huge pussy among other things. This is the stuff nonpolitical people actually take notice of.

Posted by: ... at July 01, 2020 08:12 PM (B8RmS)

719 Is CHOP gone, or isn't it? The Twitter thread says they chased away the cops. News sites and blogs say the cops cleared them out. Which is it?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at July 01, 2020 08:10 PM (lW69B)

one head of the snake got chopped off in Seattle, while another head popped up in NYC.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 01, 2020 08:13 PM (V2Yro)

720 I can't promise that! I've only ever fired a revolver, so I expect to suck.
Posted by: G. Gnome at July 01, 2020 08:10 PM (OQcPl)
----------

Just pics of the gun you purchase is good enough for a few "atta girls!"

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 01, 2020 08:13 PM (WEBkv)

721 Pics are always welcome!
Posted by: Weasel

Did I ever send pics of my Japanese rifle?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 01, 2020 08:13 PM (axyOa)

722 @699: "Pissing in the wind tbh"

No joke; they'll die trying to burn down these apartment buildings.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 01, 2020 08:13 PM (+oVP5)

723 I blame the cops. I totally blame the fucking cops. Why? Who is stopping the patriots from dealing with this? The media? Limp wristed manbuns? trannies? No, the cops. Their ass is on the line, battle lines are drawn, they are in the sights of the commies, and yet who would they fuck with should Americans rise up to end this shit once and for all? They chose poorly, they side with the enemies of state. They need a come to jesus movement, they are being willing dupes to their own destruction, and taking us down with them. They need to choose. With patriots in charge they keep their jobs, with the left in charge their ass is in the breeze, spit on, and brought up on charges. They get arrested, or sent to jail for defending themselves. They in turn will do the same to us for defending themselves. Above us both is pure evil pulling the strings. Its war, and they need to choose.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 01, 2020 08:14 PM (9Om/r)

724 Pretty funny - the Harvard grad who got fired from Deloitte for saying that she would cut anyone who said "all lives matter" on TikTok put out another TikTok denouncing Deloitte and Trump supporters for getting her fired.

She graduated from Harvard in May - I'm sure it never occurred to her that these sorts of statements would ever get her in trouble - after all, it was just conventional wisdom at Harvard.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 01, 2020 08:14 PM (I2/tG)

725
I know some of the Horde are married to libs. I don't know how they do it.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 01, 2020 08:06 PM (qrX0b)

Meanwhile my wife makes Bill Buckley look like Pol Pot. It's fun.

I can't imagine a house where you can't have a laughfest about what a bug-eyed penis-head Adam Schiff is.

Posted by: ... at July 01, 2020 08:15 PM (B8RmS)

726 Here's what makes it easy: liberals fly their commie flag out and proud at the slightest opportunity, or no opportunity at all. They don't feel each other out. Anyone who does not come out and proud liberal is probably conservative.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 08:09 PM (+nW6n)

Yep. But I like to try an dread people. Physiognomy is a real thing. It's not hard to get +80% right.

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 01, 2020 08:15 PM (x4h/o)

727 His wife was apparently crowing about Obongo's first election. I'd have strangled the bitch, but that's me.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 08:12 PM (+nW6n)

Face it, for a lot of guys getting married is like buying a tv rather than going out to the movies. It's at home and it's free. (well it's not free, but they fool themselves into thinking it is)

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 01, 2020 08:15 PM (V2Yro)

728

Looks like NYC is getting its own Soyviet Union

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 01, 2020 08:15 PM (gqKAd)

729 Bull Run?

Posted by: Eeyore at July 01, 2020 08:10 PM (LMs+g)

What is Pamplona? Alex.

Posted by: Quint at July 01, 2020 08:16 PM (hHxp2)

730 She graduated from Harvard in May - I'm sure it never occurred to her that these sorts of statements would ever get her in trouble - after all, it was just conventional wisdom at Harvard.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 01, 2020 08:14 PM (I2/tG)
-----------

She probably wasn't fired for what she said, she was probably fired for crazy and this was just the latest iteration of her madness.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 01, 2020 08:16 PM (WEBkv)

731 But people already watched Hillary do it - and lose. He will look like a huge pussy among other things. This is the stuff nonpolitical people actually take notice of.

Posted by: ... at July 01, 2020 08:12 PM (B8RmS)

-

The problem is Biden has 30-40% of the vote right out of the gate. Free sh*t army and true believers and all that.

Lots of people who truly believe their t-shirt bandana mask is protecting someone else's grandma from certain death is not going to be too hard to convince of whatever the (D)s need with a full-court press by all news agencies, facebook, etc. for a couple of weeks.

Posted by: The Invisible Man - The polls are battlespace prep to cushion the mail in vote fraud at July 01, 2020 08:16 PM (N3GKS)

732 Read the twitter comments on that thread about the NYC CHODE. Very interesting.

I now know the answer to the BLM/ANTIFA/PROTEST end state. Burn it all down, force city leaders to bend the knee, destroy all we hold dear, replace customs and traditions with their own, and the the real fun begins.
A purge.

I know some of you are saying, "no shit man, we already knew this."
I've just come to terms with it, that's all.

Posted by: Secret Squirrel, author of 3 LTs of JBLM- a funny play on Amazon at July 01, 2020 08:16 PM (xyImL)

733 one head of the snake got chopped off in Seattle, while another head popped up in NYC.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 01, 2020 08:13 PM (V2Yro)

And now you see the plan if Trump were to have "moved in" to "stop it". They would have popped right up in four more places, probably some designated safe ones. He would have looked impotent.

Posted by: ... at July 01, 2020 08:17 PM (B8RmS)

734 But people already watched Hillary do it - and lose. He will look like a huge pussy among other things.

Biden will offer up a weak-ass "virtual debate", where he can just read prepared statements and doesn't have to respond to Trump.

When Trump turns that down, Biden's campaign will announce that there will be no debates, and blame Trump.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 01, 2020 08:17 PM (I2/tG)

735 688 Trump Campaign Says It Raised Record-Breaking $131 Million in June
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani
***
Not surprised. I must get 20 emails a day from them.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 01, 2020 08:05 PM (axyOa)

And texts, and phone calls...
'tis the season

Posted by: Lucius Cornelius Sulla at July 01, 2020 08:17 PM (CLteG)

736 I can't promise that! I've only ever fired a revolver, so I expect to suck.
Posted by: G. Gnome at July 01, 2020 08:10 PM (OQcPl)

Might be a silly question, but why not choose a revolver, then? I'm not a big revolver advocate, but if it's what you're comfortable with...

Posted by: hogmartin at July 01, 2020 08:17 PM (t+qrx)

737 So the Twitter thread is NYC then?

Ah.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at July 01, 2020 08:18 PM (lW69B)

738 Pretty funny - the Harvard grad who got fired from Deloitte for saying that she would cut anyone who said "all lives matter" on TikTok put out another TikTok denouncing Deloitte and Trump supporters for getting her fired.

She graduated from Harvard in May - I'm sure it never occurred to her that these sorts of statements would ever get her in trouble - after all, it was just conventional wisdom at Harvard.

"Sauce for the goose, Mr. Saavik.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 01, 2020 08:18 PM (HaL55)

739 589 oh, more good news. A New York Appeals Court just gave the two who firebombed police cars House Arrest.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 01, 2020 07:47 PM (V2Yro)

Seriously, what a disgrace

Posted by: CN at July 01, 2020 08:18 PM (ONvIw)

740 Posted by: The Invisible Man - The polls are battlespace prep to cushion the mail in vote fraud at July 01, 2020 08:16 PM (N3GKS)

Trump is a known quantity now and he's already doing the job. People don't necessarily *want* a giant change in leadership. Especially not when they don't know what the alternative is.

Posted by: ... at July 01, 2020 08:18 PM (B8RmS)

741 What are some good questions to ask when you're at a party and not sure if you're in friendly territory or not?

First, determine the location of the Caucasian women...

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at July 01, 2020 08:19 PM (pbStR)

742 *working on things that rhyme with diBlasio*

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at July 01, 2020 08:20 PM (luzVb)

743 I blame Snowball for the end of CHOP.

"The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again: but already it was impossible to say which was which."

Posted by: Eeyore at July 01, 2020 08:20 PM (LMs+g)

744
Trump is a known quantity now and he's already doing the job. People don't necessarily *want* a giant change in leadership. Especially not when they don't know what the alternative is.
Posted by: ... at July 01, 2020 08:18 PM (B8RmS)
-----------

PDT is already letting people know what the alternative is: burned out cities and bending the knee to China.

I've seen the ads.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 01, 2020 08:20 PM (WEBkv)

745 I know some of the Horde are married to libs. I don't know how they do it.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 01, 2020 08:06 PM (qrX0b)

I've wondered that about my buddy many times. He's calm and somewhat phlegmatic, so there's that. He vents to me.

His wife was apparently crowing about Obongo's first election. I'd have strangled the bitch, but that's me.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 08:12 PM (+nW6n)

There's more to life than politics. My wife voted for Reagan twice but she's brainwashed by the enemedia, some of whom she knows personally and refuses to believe they'd lie to her.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 01, 2020 08:20 PM (y7DUB)

746 Seriously, what a disgrace

Hit them with Federal terrorism charges - New York obviously isn't going to do anything.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 01, 2020 08:20 PM (I2/tG)

747 Wouldn't now be a good time for Barr to act?

Posted by: CN at July 01, 2020 08:20 PM (ONvIw)

748 Face it, for a lot of guys getting married is like buying a tv rather than going out to the movies. It's at home and it's free. (well it's not free, but they fool themselves into thinking it is)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 01, 2020 08:15 PM (V2Yro)

Yeah, but she's a sweetheart, as I said, and very maternal, a great mother. Apart from her politics, she'd be a good choice of wife. If you can live with her politics, then no problem.

I couldn't, but he can, and I say "God love him. And her." They've been together for many, many years, and have raised successful kids. So, there's that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 08:20 PM (+nW6n)

749 I can't promise that! I've only ever fired a revolver, so I expect to suck.

Posted by: G. Gnome at July 01, 2020 08:10 PM (OQcPl)

Might be a silly question, but why not choose a revolver, then? I'm
not a big revolver advocate, but if it's what you're comfortable with...

Posted by: hogmartin at July 01, 2020 08:17 PM (t+qrx)

That is a good question. I am very much a wheel gun fan. And if this is for home defense for someone fairly new to firearms, I would go with a decent sized ..38/.357 over a small .380 auto loader.

but these are just opinions. As they always say here, get some good training and shoot the guns you are thinking of purchasing if you have the chance.

Posted by: Quint at July 01, 2020 08:21 PM (hHxp2)

750 PDT is already letting people know what the alternative is: burned out cities and bending the knee to China.

I've seen the ads.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 01, 2020 08:20 PM (WEBkv)
I haven't even touched on the fact that he's going to wipe the floor with Biden. I'm talking about this idea that Biden can just hide away against an incumbent and win. Elections don't work like that.

Posted by: ... at July 01, 2020 08:21 PM (B8RmS)

751 A New York Appeals Court just gave the two who firebombed police cars House Arrest.

Uhh, house arrest. You mean like everyone else in the country?

Posted by: t-bird at July 01, 2020 08:21 PM (pbStR)

752 742 *working on things that rhyme with diBlasio*

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at July 01, 2020 08:20 PM (luzVb)

Tomatillo

Amarillo

Peccorino

Alfa Romeo

Mayo

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 01, 2020 08:21 PM (x4h/o)

753 Mediaite did a hit piece on a conservative Tweeter, Caleb Hull.

Seriously guys- get off Facebook and Twitter. Don't give the enemy ammo to shoot you with.

Posted by: Secret Squirrel, author of 3 LTs of JBLM- a funny play on Amazon at July 01, 2020 08:21 PM (xyImL)

754 742 *working on things that rhyme with diBlasio*

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at July 01, 2020 08:20 PM (luzVb)

Despacio
The Stasi-o

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 01, 2020 08:21 PM (NWiLs)

755 Just woke up from a nap. I have a good excuse.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at July 01, 2020 08:21 PM (lW69B)

756
I know some of you are saying, "no shit man, we already knew this."
I've just come to terms with it, that's all.
Posted by: Secret Squirrel, author of 3 LTs of JBLM- a funny play on Amazon at July 01, 2020 08:16 PM (xyImL)

Do some quick reading on the Red Guards in China, 1967 - 1968. You'll be thunderstruck at the similarities. After about a 2 year reign of terror, they finally threatened too many people with power in the Party establishment, and they unleashed the Army on them. Most of them ended up getting sent out into the countryside for a "re-education" from which they never returned.

but China was ruled by mob terror for the two years they were in the ascendancy.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 01, 2020 08:21 PM (V2Yro)

757 "673 https://bit.ly/31DU0Ey
******
Trump Campaign Says It Raised Record-Breaking $131 Million in June

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 01, 2020 08:02 PM (3nS4F)"

Yup, sounds like he's losing his base and his approval numbers are declining !

/sarc

Posted by: the_sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at July 01, 2020 08:22 PM (0IMgo)

758 She probably wasn't fired for what she said, she was probably fired for crazy and this was just the latest iteration of her madness.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 01, 2020 08:16 PM (WEBkv)

Pro tip: fire whoever hired her, too. For not recognizing what he was dealing with.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 08:23 PM (+nW6n)

759 *working on things that rhyme with diBlasio*

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at July 01, 2020 08:20 PM (luzVb)

Tomatillo

Amarillo

Peccorino

Alfa Romeo

Mayo

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 01, 2020 08:21 PM (x4h/o)
-----------

Pinochio

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 01, 2020 08:23 PM (WEBkv)

760 Hogmartin raises an interesting point. I wouldn't necessarily recommend going farther down in calibers,* but an old police revolver could be a good choice, too. Easy to work and essentially no jamming or failure to fire concerns. If it doesn't shoot just pull the trigger until it does.

* A buddy has an old hi-standard .22 revolver that isn't anything special but holy cow what an accurate little pistol. 9 rounds, maybe? But .22. Still better than nothing, though.

Posted by: The Invisible Man - The polls are battlespace prep to cushion the mail in vote fraud at July 01, 2020 08:23 PM (N3GKS)

761 Mrs D is going thru a conserve awakening.
But in the meantime she's been binge watching The Flash. Gawd. That Flash guy is a jerk. Making promises he can't keep. Screwing up Time.
A real Bozo.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 01, 2020 08:23 PM (axyOa)

762 Asshoe.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 01, 2020 08:23 PM (HaL55)

763 Uhh, house arrest. You mean like everyone else in the country?
Posted by: t-bird at July 01, 2020 08:21 PM (pbStR)
---
You forgot the rim shot!

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 01, 2020 08:23 PM (sWM8x)

764 one head of the snake got chopped off in Seattle, while another head popped up in NYC.

How is this different from Occupy Wall Street?

Posted by: Adriane the Rhetorical Critic ... at July 01, 2020 08:23 PM (LPnfS)

765 Pro tip: fire whoever hired her, too. For not recognizing what he was dealing with.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 08:23 PM (+nW6n)
-------

Yep.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 01, 2020 08:24 PM (WEBkv)

766 732 Read the twitter comments on that thread about the NYC CHODE. Very interesting.

I now know the answer to the BLM/ANTIFA/PROTEST end state. Burn it all down, force city leaders to bend the knee, destroy all we hold dear, replace customs and traditions with their own, and the the real fun begins.
A purge.

I know some of you are saying, "no shit man, we already knew this."
I've just come to terms with it, that's all.
Posted by: Secret Squirrel, author of 3 LTs of JBLM- a funny play on Amazon at July 01, 2020 08:16 PM (xyImL)

All we ask, is you kneel.

Posted by: Xerxes at July 01, 2020 08:24 PM (NgKpN)

767 *working on things that rhyme with diBlasio*

Posted by: deplorable unperson

Ocasio

Posted by: t-bird at July 01, 2020 08:24 PM (pbStR)

768 759 *working on things that rhyme with diBlasio*

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at July 01, 2020 08:20 PM (luzVb)

DiMaggio

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 01, 2020 08:24 PM (NWiLs)

769 Might be a silly question, but why not choose a revolver, then? I'm not a big revolver advocate, but if it's what you're comfortable with...
Posted by: hogmartin at July 01, 2020 08:17 PM (t+qrx)

The revolver hurts my wrists, especially the right one. It's a Colt Commando 38 special.

Posted by: G. Gnome at July 01, 2020 08:24 PM (OQcPl)

770 Face it, for a lot of guys getting married is like buying a tv rather than going out to the movies.

Women will show you the face you want to see. Even the political face that you want to see.

Once the relationship is formalized, they will show you exactly how societal pressure, social media and a little "girl time" will make those "conservative values" vanish like smoke from an overcooked meatloaf.

The 19th was the biggest mistake in American history.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at July 01, 2020 08:24 PM (luzVb)

771 Do some quick reading on the Red Guards in China, 1967 - 1968. You'll be thunderstruck at the similarities. After about a 2 year reign of terror, they finally threatened too many people with power in the Party establishment, and they unleashed the Army on them. Most of them ended up getting sent out into the countryside for a "re-education" from which they never returned.

Antifa and BLM are the Red Guard. I don't know why Republicans are so cowed by them.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 01, 2020 08:24 PM (yLbf7)

772 *working on things that rhyme with diBlasio*

Pistachio.

Posted by: davidt at July 01, 2020 08:24 PM (l3+k2)

773 Wouldn't now be a good time for Barr to act?

Posted by: CN at July 01, 2020 08:20 PM (ONvIw)

Let's not get hasty, we need every "i" dotted and every "t" crossed if we are to succeed (after all we have Roberts and Gorsuck on the SC), and if we fail, well then, perhaps it was never meant to be!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar Barrrgggh-YOU are all in this together!- at July 01, 2020 08:25 PM (eTZoJ)

774
When Trump turns that down, Biden's campaign will announce that there will be no debates, and blame Trump.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 01, 2020 08:17 PM (I2/tG)

The power of such a move is way overblown. Put yourself in the shoes of an "undecided" who does not think about politics. On the whole are you gonna go out and vote for a dude that won't debate. 100 million people or more tuned in to Trump-Hillary debates. They're... a big fucking deal.

Posted by: ... at July 01, 2020 08:25 PM (B8RmS)

775 Cornholio!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 01, 2020 08:25 PM (HaL55)

776 But in the meantime she's been binge watching The Flash. Gawd. That Flash guy is a jerk. Making promises he can't keep. Screwing up Time.
A real Bozo.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 01, 2020 08:23 PM (axyOa)
----------

The first season was pretty good. Then it went downhill faster than Hillary heading downstairs for a glass of vodka.

From what I understand, the guy who runs the show keep firing the writers.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 01, 2020 08:25 PM (WEBkv)

777 Hiya

Posted by: ALH at July 01, 2020 08:26 PM (kuNgM)

778 working on things that rhyme with diBlasio*

Hmmmm.
Let's see...
Shithead?
No
Asshat?
Nope.
Scum sucking Siberian Snow Pimp?
Unhuh. Not that either.

I'm stumped.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 01, 2020 08:26 PM (axyOa)

779 Mrs. Squirrel is a lib.
It has been a trying time these last few months with the Rona. The BLM bullshit has only added gas to the fire.

Posted by: Secret Squirrel, author of 3 LTs of JBLM- a funny play on Amazon at July 01, 2020 08:26 PM (xyImL)

780 Women will show you the face you want to see. Even the political face that you want to see.

Once the relationship is formalized, they will show you exactly how societal pressure, social media and a little "girl time" will make those "conservative values" vanish like smoke from an overcooked meatloaf.

You ain't wrong.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 01, 2020 08:26 PM (NWiLs)

781 .357 revolver, (Ruger or Smith is fine, some Colts) practice with .38 and .357, but carry .357 loaded. Never had one fail to fire. And remember shot placement is king whether you have a revolver or semiauto.

Posted by: Eromero at July 01, 2020 08:26 PM (XhWtx)

782 I have a .22 revolver. The gun you have is better than no gun. And James Brady was shot in the head with a .22. I would like something with a shorter barrel so it could be carried.

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 01, 2020 08:26 PM (JKNZq)

783 I'm stumped.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 01, 2020 08:26 PM (axyOa)

Not on suitable synonyms you aren't...

Posted by: Boswell at July 01, 2020 08:27 PM (32YRo)

784 * A buddy has an old hi-standard .22 revolver
---
Many of the old Hi Standards are great quality. A friend of mine had a single action .22 that was the most accurate pistol either of us ever had.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 01, 2020 08:27 PM (sWM8x)

785 775 Cornholio!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 01, 2020 08:25 PM (HaL55)

Are you threatening me?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 01, 2020 08:27 PM (NWiLs)

786 *working on things that rhyme with diBlasio*

If one is familiar with Pahk-istahn, perhaps "fellahtio"

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at July 01, 2020 08:27 PM (pbStR)

787 Trump Campaign Says It Raised Record-Breaking $131 Million in June
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani

Deeds > words.

Suck it raw, poll trolls.

Posted by: mikeski at July 01, 2020 08:27 PM (P1f+c)

788 The 19th was the biggest mistake in American history.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at July 01, 2020 08:24 PM (luzVb)

So you would rather let a man-bun wearing soyboy vote than me?

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 01, 2020 08:27 PM (6wG91)

789 If 1% of NYC population is crazy that could be a collection of 84,000 people at city hall.
Then ad the drug addled
Add the thugs
Add socially motivated.

Yeah

DEFUND THE POLICE

Posted by: Braenyard at July 01, 2020 08:27 PM (3UDmH)

790 The revolver hurts my wrists, especially the right one. It's a Colt Commando 38 special.
Posted by: G. Gnome at July 01, 2020 08:24 PM (OQcPl)

Fair enough. All things equal, an automatic pistol should have a lighter recoil. I can't speak for that particular one myself.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 01, 2020 08:28 PM (t+qrx)

791 *working on things that rhyme with diBlasio*

hint: lots of words rhyme with turd ...

Posted by: Adriane the Rhetorical Critic ... at July 01, 2020 08:28 PM (LPnfS)

792 Shooter in Provo UT incident charged with attempted murder. Shockingly, his social media reportedly abounds with idiotic BLM racist ranting and raving.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 01, 2020 08:28 PM (El6T/)

793

What does this have to do with St. George Floyd again?

Bought my first handgun this week. Glock 19 Gen 5.

It is a strange feeling owning one.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at July 01, 2020 08:28 PM (lg/F7)

794 So the mayor of Seattle finally did her job.

Trump played that exactly right. The Left wanted him to go in there with guns blazing, and he waited the situation out.

Discretion is truly the better part of valor.

Posted by: ALH at July 01, 2020 08:28 PM (kuNgM)

795 Antifa and BLM are the Red Guard. I don't know why Republicans are so cowed by them.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 01, 2020 08:24 PM (yLbf7)

I don't think they are so much cowed as corrupt.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 01, 2020 08:28 PM (eTZoJ)

796 760 Hogmartin raises an interesting point. I wouldn't necessarily recommend going farther down in calibers,* but an old police revolver could be a good choice, too. Easy to work and essentially no jamming or failure to fire concerns. If it doesn't shoot just pull the trigger until it does.

* A buddy has an old hi-standard .22 revolver that isn't anything special but holy cow what an accurate little pistol. 9 rounds, maybe? But .22. Still better than nothing, though.
Posted by: The Invisible Man - The polls are battlespace prep to cushion the mail in vote fraud at July 01, 2020 08:23 PM (N3GKS)

Actually, .22 caliber target pistols, that shoot rifle rounds?

Weapon of choice for assassins.

Posted by: Xerxes at July 01, 2020 08:29 PM (NgKpN)

797 ----------

The first season was pretty good. Then it went downhill faster than Hillary heading downstairs for a glass of vodka.

From what I understand, the guy who runs the show keep firing the writers.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 01, 2020 08:25 PM (WEBkv)

I watched the first season then overnight I decided The Flash sucked.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 01, 2020 08:29 PM (yLbf7)

798 Once the relationship is formalized, they will show you exactly how societal pressure, social media and a little "girl time" will make those "conservative values" vanish like smoke from an overcooked meatloaf.

You ain't wrong.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 01, 2020 08:26 PM (NWiLs)
-----------

I knew a gal, married, years ago, teacher, who was constantly asked to hang out with friends, for "girls night out." She always declined, because, as she said, "Why? I'm married with children at home."

She was under no illusions as to what her married co-workers were up to during "girls night out."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 01, 2020 08:29 PM (WEBkv)

799 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 01, 2020 08:14 PM (9Om/r)

I agree they need to choose. Unfortunately in the big cities their Commissioner or Chief of Police are likely liberals . That's why I'm not particularly against Police Unions at this time.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 01, 2020 08:29 PM (2DOZq)

800 You corrupt, arrogant, solipsistic whore.

-Ace

Syphilitic was autocucumbered.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 01, 2020 08:30 PM (e1mEI)

801 794 So the mayor of Seattle finally did her job.

Trump played that exactly right. The Left wanted him to go in there with guns blazing, and he waited the situation out.

Discretion is truly the better part of valor.
Posted by: ALH at July 01, 2020 08:28 PM (kuNgM)

This. Full marks to Trump.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 08:30 PM (+nW6n)

802 Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 01, 2020 08:29 PM (WEBkv)

Guess it depends. I think girls need a girls night out like guys do, then again, I don't worry about my wife stepping out.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at July 01, 2020 08:31 PM (IYHxL)

803 I knew a gal, married, years ago, teacher, who was constantly asked to hang out with friends, for "girls night out." She always declined, because, as she said, "Why? I'm married with children at home."

She was under no illusions as to what her married co-workers were up to during "girls night out."
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 01, 2020 08:29 PM (WEBkv)

Yep. For a time my ex took to staying out until the wee hours of the morning. Way too many times I had to tell my (then little) kids that I honestly didn't know when mommy would be home when they asked me.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 01, 2020 08:31 PM (NWiLs)

804 Hannity has the father on of the kid who was murdered 2 weeks ago. Poor man just broke down crying.

Posted by: Jewells45feeling sad at July 01, 2020 08:31 PM (dUJdY)

805 This. Full marks to Trump.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 08:30 PM (+nW6n)

You think that they would have learned by now not to underestimate the man.

Posted by: ALH at July 01, 2020 08:31 PM (kuNgM)

806 watched the first season then overnight I decided The Flash sucked.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy

***

Concur.
But the chixs are hawt.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 01, 2020 08:31 PM (axyOa)

807 I watched the first season then overnight I decided The Flash sucked.

It wasn't awful except for how his powers varied wildly based on what the writer wanted to happen. He's either able to outrun bullets or some loser can point a gun at him and hit him with ease. He runs faster than a jet or can't keep up with a car. It was obnoxious

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 01, 2020 08:31 PM (KZzsI)

808 Bought my first handgun this week. Glock 19 Gen 5.

It is a strange feeling owning one.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at July 01, 2020 08:28 PM (lg/F7)

You are one of the lucky ones. Glocks nowhere to be found in the Houston area.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 01, 2020 08:32 PM (2DOZq)

809 794 So the mayor of Seattle finally did her job.

Trump played that exactly right. The Left wanted him to go in there with guns blazing, and he waited the situation out.

Discretion is truly the better part of valor.
Posted by: ALH at July 01, 2020 08:28 PM (kuNgM)

"Keep your powder dry."

And one of my favorites:

"When the anvil, bear. When the hammer, strike."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 08:32 PM (+nW6n)

810 Weasel, you in the house?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 01, 2020 08:32 PM (Xogdd)

811 And I seem to be putting together a Go Bag, mainly with stuff like the battery pack and air compressor, but some camping things too. Will probably need to split it into two bags. Figure it's a good idea.

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 01, 2020 08:33 PM (JKNZq)

812 780 Women will show you the face you want to see. Even the political face that you want to see.

Once the relationship is formalized, they will show you exactly how societal pressure, social media and a little "girl time" will make those "conservative values" vanish like smoke from an overcooked meatloaf.

You ain't wrong.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 01, 2020 08:26 PM (NWiLs)

Took the Ex wife 5 years to loose her mind, be we were only married for 1.5 of those years.

Hmmm, Redhead in Manteca? 1.5 years to go bitter.

My Stalker babe? were together 1 year and 3 months before she checked herself into a psych ward.

My live in Teacher in Colorado? Went GANGBUSTERS for 3 years, then we moved in together, lasted 1.5 years after that.

I'm starting to see a pattern here.

Posted by: Xerxes at July 01, 2020 08:33 PM (NgKpN)

813 CHOP will be mostly forgotten before Labor Day. It's barely known to many idiots who rely on MSM for "news".

Posted by: rhomboid at July 01, 2020 08:33 PM (El6T/)

814 So the mayor of Seattle finally did her job.

Trump played that exactly right. The Left wanted him to go in there with guns blazing, and he waited the situation out.

Discretion is truly the better part of valor.

Patience is indeed a virtue. A real virtue, not those fake ones the leftards constantly tell us they have but don't really.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 01, 2020 08:34 PM (HaL55)

815 Guess it depends. I think girls need a girls night out like guys do, then again, I don't worry about my wife stepping out.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at July 01, 2020 08:31 PM (IYHxL)

I've never been on a boys' night out. My wife has never been on a girls' night out. We've never discussed it. It just hasn't happened.

The closet I've come is going out for a beer after a baseball game for league championship. Home by 7.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 08:34 PM (+nW6n)

816 And one of my favorites:

"When the anvil, bear. When the hammer, strike."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 08:32 PM (+nW6n)

Wasn't that from GoT Duncan series?

Posted by: Adriane the Rhetorical Critic ... at July 01, 2020 08:34 PM (LPnfS)

817 Article reporting on the attempted murder of a motorist by rioters in Provo, UT:

"The night started as another in a string of mostly peaceful protests in Utah decrying the police killing of George Floyd in Minneapolis. But it became tense when pro-police protesters arrived, according to people who were there. People protesting police brutality started to block traffic at intersections, and then the man was shot."

https://tinyurl.com/y9j36oel

-

It was mostly peaceful until the attempted murder. Oh, and it was the police supporters who are at fault. THAT was when the rioters became tense.

Posted by: The Invisible Man - The polls are battlespace prep to cushion the mail in vote fraud at July 01, 2020 08:34 PM (N3GKS)

818 Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 01, 2020 08:29 PM (WEBkv)

Guess it depends. I think girls need a girls night out like guys do, then again, I don't worry about my wife stepping out.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at July 01, 2020 08:31 PM (IYHxL)

Thank you. I have been to possibly 5 happy hours with my friends in the last 30 years, but all we ever did was complain about work.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 01, 2020 08:34 PM (L4GHo)

819 Yep. For a time my ex took to staying out until the wee hours of the morning. Way too many times I had to tell my (then little) kids that I honestly didn't know when mommy would be home when they asked me.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 01, 2020 08:31 PM (NWiLs)
------------

Yep. The second worst thing I had to do as a parent.

Number one was telling the kids mom and dad were getting a divorce, and holding my tongue when asked why.

Why no, the ex didn't have the guts to tell the kids, why do you ask?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 01, 2020 08:35 PM (WEBkv)

820 Concur.
But the chixs are hawt.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 01, 2020 08:31 PM (axyOa

Agreed

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 01, 2020 08:35 PM (yLbf7)

821 I've never done a girls night out. My husband has always been my best friend.

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 01, 2020 08:35 PM (JKNZq)

822 If the vic was white I guarantee there's evidence for a Hate Crime.

If Barr controls the DOJ it should be filed.

Excellent precedent

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 01, 2020 08:35 PM (x4h/o)

823 815 Guess it depends. I think girls need a girls night out like guys do, then again, I don't worry about my wife stepping out.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at July 01, 2020 08:31 PM (IYHxL)

I didn't either. Until she did.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 01, 2020 08:35 PM (NWiLs)

824 Hannity has the father on of the kid who was murdered 2 weeks ago. Poor man just broke down crying.

Posted by: Jewells45feeling sad at July 01, 2020 08:31 PM (dUJdY)

Odd how the MFM has pretty much ignored this story and this man. Black Live Matter but only if it involves a white cop.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 01, 2020 08:36 PM (gqKAd)

825 *working on things that rhyme with diBlasio*

Fellatio?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 08:36 PM (+nW6n)

826 Wasn't that from GoT Duncan series?
Posted by: Adriane the Rhetorical Critic ... at July 01, 2020 08:34 PM (LPnfS)

Dunno. Never watched it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 08:36 PM (+nW6n)

827 Yep. The second worst thing I had to do as a parent.

Number one was telling the kids mom and dad were getting a divorce, and holding my tongue when asked why.

Why no, the ex didn't have the guts to tell the kids, why do you ask?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 01, 2020 08:35 PM (WEBkv)

*pushes a beer through the USB*

Shitty as hell and completely fucking unfair.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 01, 2020 08:36 PM (NWiLs)

828 Yep. For a time my ex took to staying out until the wee hours of the morning. Way too many times I had to tell my (then little) kids that I honestly didn't know when mommy would be home when they asked me.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 01, 2020 08:31 PM (NWiLs)

My mother used to pull this crap, before and after her divorces.

Posted by: CN at July 01, 2020 08:36 PM (ONvIw)

829 I watched the first season then overnight I decided The Flash sucked.

Yeah, that first season was pretty good. I watched one episode of S2 and that was enough for me. Which was sad since I really liked the DC comics Flash when I was a real live boy.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 01, 2020 08:37 PM (HaL55)

830 I'm currently trying to figure out how to tone down my MiL's proposed "Girls' Day Out" because she seriously has a dozen things scheduled for one day. But, on the flip side, it's going to be my MiL, my SiL, me, and our two seven-year-old girls, so no bar-hopping and there will probably a devotional attached to at least one meal.

Posted by: pookysgirl, semi-straightlaced at July 01, 2020 08:37 PM (XKZwp)

831 CHOP will be mostly forgotten before Labor Day. It's barely known to many idiots who rely on MSM for "news".

Broseidon must remember for those Jeopardy Reunion shows.

Posted by: t-bird at July 01, 2020 08:37 PM (ELgVT)

832 Sometimes it's hard being a commie. Sigh.

Posted by: Mayor Jenny at July 01, 2020 08:37 PM (EgshT)

833 Dunno. Never watched it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 08:36 PM (+nW6n)

Fortunately only in book form ...

Posted by: Adriane the Rhetorical Critic ... at July 01, 2020 08:37 PM (LPnfS)

834 There is no such thing as a "hate crime", except in a universe where Mt. Rushmore must be demolished and Juneteenth become a national holiday. That is, a morally inverted racist s***hole universe, which has moved from absurd implausible nightmare to "item for legitimate discussion" in a few weeks.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 01, 2020 08:38 PM (El6T/)

835 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 08:34 PM (+nW6n)

Different strokes I guess, times have invariably changed between then and now.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 01, 2020 08:35 PM (NWiLs)

Yeah that sucks man I am sorry about that. Shouldn't happen to anyone, if someone feels the need to step out they should talk to their spouse about why.

If it's possible to do so without starting WW3

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at July 01, 2020 08:38 PM (IYHxL)

836 DeBlasio

The Commie Ho?

Posted by: ... at July 01, 2020 08:38 PM (B8RmS)

837 Hannity has the father on of the kid who was murdered 2 weeks ago. Poor man just broke down crying.

Posted by: Jewells45feeling sad at July 01, 2020 08:31 PM (dUJdY)

Yeah that was unreal.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 01, 2020 08:39 PM (9Om/r)

838 Doesn't DiBlasio rhyme with piece of shit?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 01, 2020 08:39 PM (yLbf7)

839 My household was rather divided politically until the glass in every window downtown was shattered. We've since armed up. A lot less "NRA is a terrorist group" talk all of a sudden.

Posted by: Quiet at July 01, 2020 08:39 PM (P0MsZ)

840 795 Antifa and BLM are the Red Guard. I don't know why Republicans are so cowed by them.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 01, 2020 08:24 PM (yLbf7)

I don't think they are so much cowed as corrupt.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 01, 2020 08:28 PM (eTZoJ)

They're careerist weaklings. We'll execute them after the Reds. For cowardice.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 08:39 PM (+nW6n)

841 Which kid murdered 2 weeks ago? You'll have to narrow it down.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 01, 2020 08:39 PM (El6T/)

842 838 Doesn't DiBlasio rhyme with piece of shit?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 01, 2020 08:39 PM (yLbf7)

DiBlasio rhyme with Asshoe!

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 01, 2020 08:39 PM (NgKpN)

843 Hannity has the father on of the kid who was murdered 2 weeks ago. Poor man just broke down crying.

If he's not wearing a mask he doesn't love his grandparents.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at July 01, 2020 08:39 PM (luzVb)

844 Your first Glock is always special, Rev. Dr. Miller. You are gonna love it long time. But there are other Glocks out there needing a home. And C.R. Temptation, bet you get out in the Houston blurbs you will find a Glock.

Posted by: Eromero at July 01, 2020 08:39 PM (XhWtx)

845 Hannity has the father on of the kid who was murdered 2 weeks ago. Poor man just broke down crying.

-

"Man, that sucks. Have you considered taking up martial arts? Let me tell you..."

Posted by: The Invisible Man - The polls are battlespace prep to cushion the mail in vote fraud at July 01, 2020 08:40 PM (N3GKS)

846 Hey Jewells! I ordered the rear view mirror charm.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 01, 2020 08:40 PM (6wG91)

847 I'm currently trying to figure out how to tone down my MiL's proposed "Girls' Day Out" because she seriously has a dozen things scheduled for one day.

year/guest Children's b-day party rule.

5 guests / 5 planned activities max ... judiciously hinted, of course ...

Posted by: Adriane the Rhetorical Critic ... at July 01, 2020 08:40 PM (LPnfS)

848 I'm starting to see a pattern here.
Posted by: Xerxes at July 01, 2020 08:33 PM (NgKpN)

The only constant in all of your failed relationships is... you!

Posted by: The DeMotivational Speaker at July 01, 2020 08:40 PM (V2Yro)

849 I read where the Seattle City leaders have voted for a new tax on big business. Probably like the head tax they tried once before. I'd like to see the big companies move. lots of empty shinny tall buildings for downtown...

Posted by: Colin at July 01, 2020 08:40 PM (KxUCF)

850 Yeah that was unreal.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 01, 2020 08:39 PM (9Om/r)

He was only 16...what a horror for that family. You never want your kids to die before you.

Posted by: Boswell at July 01, 2020 08:40 PM (32YRo)

851 Shitty as hell and completely fucking unfair.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 01, 2020 08:36 PM (NWiLs)
------------
*tips beer at port*

Thanks.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 01, 2020 08:40 PM (WEBkv)

852 Yep. For a time my ex took to staying out until the wee hours of the morning. Way too many times I had to tell my (then little) kids that I honestly didn't know when mommy would be home when they asked me.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 01, 2020 08:31 PM (NWiLs)

My ex did the same. So glad he's no longer in my life.

Posted by: ALH at July 01, 2020 08:41 PM (kuNgM)

853 Once the relationship is formalized, they will show you exactly how societal pressure, social media and a little "girl time" will make those "conservative values" vanish like smoke from an overcooked meatloaf.

I cannot speak from the perspective of a woman, so maybe men do this too. But in my experience and observation of other guys... women pretend to like everything you do, enthusiastically, until they either decide they don't like you any more (then they hate it all) or figure you're locked in and won't leave.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 01, 2020 08:41 PM (KZzsI)

854 Which kid murdered 2 weeks ago? You'll have to narrow it down.

Two weeks ago?! We've already archived that. Here's the form...

Posted by: Chicago at July 01, 2020 08:41 PM (ELgVT)

855 Yeah that sucks man I am sorry about that. Shouldn't happen to anyone, if someone feels the need to step out they should talk to their spouse about why.

If it's possible to do so without starting WW3
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at July 01, 2020 08:38 PM (IYHxL)

Thanks. If not for my great kids I would say 100% without hesitation that I wish I'd never met her.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 01, 2020 08:41 PM (NWiLs)

856 Different strokes I guess, times have invariably changed between then and now.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 01, 2020 08:35 PM (NWiLs)

CloseSt.

I'm not going Democrat on you. Shitty typing on you, yeah.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 08:41 PM (+nW6n)

857 "solipsistic whore"...Pure Ace!

Posted by: Tentotwo at July 01, 2020 08:41 PM (yhf6w)

858 I'm currently trying to figure out how to tone down my MiL's proposed "Girls' Day Out" because she seriously has a dozen things scheduled for one day.

-

If you want her to not do it ever again, let her do it.

Posted by: The Invisible Man - The polls are battlespace prep to cushion the mail in vote fraud at July 01, 2020 08:42 PM (N3GKS)

859 I didn't either. Until she did.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 01, 2020 08:35 PM (NWiLs)
----------

Yep.

Lifetime ago, thankfully and married extremely well the second time around.

Lessons were learned.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 01, 2020 08:42 PM (WEBkv)

860 859 I didn't either. Until she did.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 01, 2020 08:35 PM (NWiLs)
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Yep.

Lifetime ago, thankfully and married extremely well the second time around.

Lessons were learned.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 01, 2020 08:42 PM (WEBkv)

There will be no second time for me.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 01, 2020 08:43 PM (NWiLs)

861 My ex did the same. So glad he's no longer in my life.
Posted by: ALH at July 01, 2020 08:41 PM (kuNgM)

As someone who was a "kid" in that situation, it was dreadful. I hated both my parents as a result. My bar hopping promiscuous mom, and the father who enabled it, then left us all.

Posted by: CN at July 01, 2020 08:43 PM (ONvIw)

862 women pretend to like everything you do, enthusiastically, until they either decide they don't like you any more (then they hate it all) or figure you're locked in and won't leave.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 01, 2020 08:41 PM (KZzsI)

My brother told me once that women need and men love...

Posted by: Boswell at July 01, 2020 08:44 PM (32YRo)

863 Yeah that sucks man I am sorry about that. Shouldn't happen to anyone, if someone feels the need to step out they should talk to their spouse about why.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at July 01, 2020 08:38 PM (IYHxL)

Truth. That's exactly what I did, about 10 years into my marriage. We're now on year 29.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 01, 2020 08:44 PM (6wG91)

864 he was under no illusions as to what her married co-workers were up to during "girls night out."
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing

Clue me in, [9]what goes on ??

Posted by: runner at July 01, 2020 08:44 PM (zr5Kq)

865 He still has them on.. he must have given the boot to his next 50 guests. Wow..

Posted by: Jewells45feeling sad at July 01, 2020 08:44 PM (dUJdY)

866 I've seen plenty of bad relationships over the years, dealt with quite few, and from my personal experiences, what I've seen myself, I have to say that the Bad Behavior (and that INCLUDES physical violence!!!) is evenly split between the sexes.

Or in other words, there are a lot of rotten people who do rotten things and put a great deal of effort into manipulating the people close to them - and from what I've seen, just as many men do this as women.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 01, 2020 08:44 PM (V2Yro)

867 (ignore weird parenthesis thing)

Posted by: runner at July 01, 2020 08:44 PM (zr5Kq)

868 Clue me in, [9]what goes on ??
Posted by: runner at July 01, 2020 08:44 PM (zr5Kq)
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Booze, bars and men other than their husbands.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 01, 2020 08:45 PM (WEBkv)

869 (runs away crying)

Posted by: Weird Parenthesis Thing at July 01, 2020 08:45 PM (N3GKS)

870 If not for my great kids I would say 100% without hesitation that I wish I'd never met her.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 01, 2020 08:41 PM (NWiLs)

I had one of those, too.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 01, 2020 08:45 PM (fzIJm)

871 Oh Jordan61 I saw that. Thank you.. it will be in the mail tomorrow! Still one left plus that awesome necklace which if no one wants.. well I will just wear it myself! lol!

Posted by: Jewells45feeling sad at July 01, 2020 08:45 PM (dUJdY)

872 848 I'm starting to see a pattern here.
Posted by: Xerxes at July 01, 2020 08:33 PM (NgKpN)

The only constant in all of your failed relationships is... you!
Posted by: The DeMotivational Speaker at July 01, 2020 08:40 PM (V2Yro)

Each failed for a different reason though.

Ex wife cheated on me.

Manteca Red went from lets F in the window in Vegas, to don't touch me (and was angry all the time).

Stalker babe was on anti Anxiety Meds I didn't know about, then messed around with hormones and going on and off her meds, during Menopause.

My Teacher in Colorado? Just emotionally checked out. Would not even talk to HER daughter, who was also living with us.

Yup, I am the common denominator, guess I do drive women crazy.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 01, 2020 08:46 PM (NgKpN)

873 Anyway, Scott Adams, right or paranoid?

Posted by: CN at July 01, 2020 08:46 PM (ONvIw)

874 815 Guess it depends. I think girls need a girls night out like guys do, then again, I don't worry about my wife stepping out.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at July 01, 2020 08:31 PM (IYHxL)

I've been off any number of times to other states to play in baseball tournaments, and I never once worried about my wife, nor did she have any reason to worry about me.

Yeah, a lot of my teammates were single/divorced, and went out all night chasing tail, but not me. My wife and my kids are the best thing that ever happened to me, by far, and there's no way I'd risk screwing that up.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 08:46 PM (+nW6n)

875 Or in other words, there are a lot of rotten people who do rotten things and put a great deal of effort into manipulating the people close to them - and from what I've seen, just as many men do this as women.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 01, 2020 08:44 PM (V2Yro)

There you go with facts and logic and stuff ...

Posted by: Adriane the Rhetorical Critic ... at July 01, 2020 08:46 PM (LPnfS)

876 873 Anyway, Scott Adams, right or paranoid?
Posted by: CN at July 01, 2020 08:46 PM (ONvIw)

Those aren't mutually exclusive, especially not these days.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 01, 2020 08:47 PM (NWiLs)

877 873 Anyway, Scott Adams, right or paranoid?
Posted by: CN at July 01, 2020 08:46 PM (ONvIw)

I think he's purposely being extreme to try and wake people up to what's happening.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 01, 2020 08:47 PM (V2Yro)

878 Anyway, Scott Adams, right or paranoid?

Posted by: CN at July 01, 2020 08:46 PM (ONvIw)

I see that you left off "weird dude that sometimes is insightful, other times, not so much" as choice...

Posted by: Boswell at July 01, 2020 08:47 PM (32YRo)

879 So far I'm liking Sons of Anarchy but I suspect all the killing will get to be too much

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 01, 2020 08:47 PM (yLbf7)

880
Wasn't that from GoT Duncan series?
Posted by: Adriane the Rhetorical Critic ... at July 01, 2020 08:34 PM (LPnfS)

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Nope. Commie poet.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 01, 2020 08:48 PM (oJN+m)

881 "BREAKING - Seattle's CHOP/CHAZ has been dismantled in just under an hour by the police with little or no resistance."
***

Interesting how when the left WANTS the government to do something it gets done, immediately.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 01, 2020 08:48 PM (qlFIA)

882 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 08:41 PM (+nW6n)

Didn't think you were going lefty on me. My bad if I pissed you off, no offense was intended.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at July 01, 2020 08:48 PM (IYHxL)

883 He was only 16...what a horror for that family. You never want your kids to die before you.
Posted by: Boswell at July 01, 2020 08:40 PM (32YRo)

Trust me, this is not what should happen!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 01, 2020 08:48 PM (eTZoJ)

884 I had one of those, too.

#MeToo. I console myself by telling myself what she did to me, she was going to do anyway. I just happened to be That Guy.

Sheesh, I was an imbecile. But the secks was great.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 01, 2020 08:48 PM (HaL55)

885 AoSHQ -- right or paranoid?

Posted by: eleven at July 01, 2020 08:49 PM (XTyi0)

886 876/877: Kid one agrees with him, Kid 2 not sure but will fly outta DC if Biden gets in as that means Jarrett's 3rd term

Posted by: CN at July 01, 2020 08:49 PM (ONvIw)

887 year/guest Children's b-day party rule.

5 guests / 5 planned activities max ... judiciously hinted, of course ...

Posted by: Adriane the Rhetorical Critic ... at July 01, 2020 08:40 PM (LPnfS)

Brilliant rule of thumb that I've seriously never heard. Thank you!
Also, Invisible Man, my MIL views life through rose-colored glasses and the kids are angels for her, so *she's* not going to be dealing with an exhausted and cranky ("I'm not cranky! I'M YELLING!!!") Pookette, that will fall on me.

Posted by: pookysgirl, semi-straightlaced at July 01, 2020 08:49 PM (XKZwp)

888 Manteca Red went from lets F in the window in Vegas, to don't touch me (and was angry all the time).

___

Did you let her eat any wedding cake?

Posted by: Obligatory at July 01, 2020 08:49 PM (qlFIA)

889 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 08:46 PM (+nW6n)

Agreed 100%

Out of town tournaments are fun as hell. I did football.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at July 01, 2020 08:49 PM (IYHxL)

890 Trust me, this is not what should happen!

I can't even imagine the pain.

Posted by: Jewells45feeling sad at July 01, 2020 08:50 PM (dUJdY)

891 If not for my great kids I would say 100% without hesitation that I wish I'd never met her.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 01, 2020 08:41 PM (NWiLs)

Good kids are a blessing beyond compare!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 01, 2020 08:50 PM (eTZoJ)

892 AoSHQ -- right or paranoid?
Posted by: eleven at July 01, 2020 08:49 PM (XTyi0)

35% right, 60% paranoid. remaining 5% - nuts.

Posted by: runner at July 01, 2020 08:51 PM (zr5Kq)

893 *reads all the morons who dealt with a selfish psycho woman*

Man. I owe all of yall a round and a hug.

Just awful stuff.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at July 01, 2020 08:51 PM (IYHxL)

894 or figure you're locked in and won't leave.
___

Yep. Hence "dread game".

Posted by: Obligatory at July 01, 2020 08:51 PM (qlFIA)

895 so *she's* not going to be dealing with an exhausted and cranky ("I'm not cranky! I'M YELLING!!!") Pookette, that will fall on me.

Posted by: pookysgirl, semi-straightlaced at July 01, 2020 08:49 PM (XKZwp)

-

Make sure it's a sleepover.

Posted by: Weird Parenthesis Thing at July 01, 2020 08:51 PM (N3GKS)

896 So, *which* kid killed 2 weeks ago? There's a fair amount of that going around, as most know, so it makes it hard to know the reference.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 01, 2020 08:51 PM (El6T/)

897 888 Manteca Red went from lets F in the window in Vegas, to don't touch me (and was angry all the time).

___

Did you let her eat any wedding cake?

Posted by: Obligatory at July 01, 2020 08:49 PM (qlFIA)

Nope, I don't make the same mistake twice.

Have only been married once.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 01, 2020 08:51 PM (NgKpN)

898 Yep. For a time my ex took to staying out until the wee hours of the morning. Way too many times I had to tell my (then little) kids that I honestly didn't know when mommy would be home when they asked me.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 01, 2020 08:31 PM (NWiLs)

My ex did the same. So glad he's no longer in my life.
Posted by: ALH at July 01, 2020 08:41 PM (kuNgM)

Here's the thing (channeling Joe Biden): once you have kids, it's no longer about you.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 08:51 PM (+nW6n)

899 878: if he was just weird, I'd feel better, it's the insightful part that worries me.

Posted by: CN at July 01, 2020 08:51 PM (ONvIw)

900 Well, time to wander.

Later, all!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 01, 2020 08:51 PM (WEBkv)

901 So far I'm liking Sons of Anarchy but I suspect all the killing will get to be too much

There will be blood. Lots of it.

Posted by: Jewells45feeling sad at July 01, 2020 08:51 PM (dUJdY)

902 So, *which* kid killed 2 weeks ago? There's a fair amount of that going around, as most know, so it makes it hard to know the reference.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 01, 2020 08:51 PM (El6T/)

--

The black one.

Posted by: Weird Parenthesis Thing at July 01, 2020 08:52 PM (N3GKS)

903 35% right, 60% paranoid. remaining 5% - nuts.
Posted by: runner at July 01, 2020 08:51 PM (zr5Kq)
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Woot, I'm in the 5%!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 01, 2020 08:52 PM (WEBkv)

904 Darned socks.

Posted by: The Invisible Man - The polls are battlespace prep to cushion the mail in vote fraud at July 01, 2020 08:52 PM (N3GKS)

905 873 Anyway, Scott Adams, right or paranoid?
Posted by: CN at July 01, 2020 08:46 PM (ONvIw)

What now???

Posted by: browndog at July 01, 2020 08:53 PM (BgMrQ)

906 Here's the thing (channeling Joe Biden): once you have kids, it's no longer about you.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 08:51 PM (+nW6n)

I tried pointing that out. You should've seen the tantrum she threw.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 01, 2020 08:53 PM (NWiLs)

907 I truly feel sorry for all the Morons that had problematic women in their lives. Such a shame that there are so many crazy selfish women around.

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 01, 2020 08:53 PM (JKNZq)

908 811 And I seem to be putting together a Go Bag, mainly with stuff like the battery pack and air compressor, but some camping things too. Will probably need to split it into two bags. Figure it's a good idea.

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 01, 2020 08:33 PM (JKNZq)

And we're anxious to hear a report on that new air compressor.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 01, 2020 08:53 PM (3UDmH)

909 I respect Scott Adams in the same way I respect Mike Judge.

Funny guys who are smarter than me so I should listen.

Adam Corolla is kinda sorta on that spectrum but not really because of the militant atheism.

Posted by: eleven at July 01, 2020 08:53 PM (XTyi0)

910 Woot, I'm in the 5%!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 01, 2020 08:52 PM (WEBkv)

let's not point fingers, shall we

Posted by: runner at July 01, 2020 08:53 PM (zr5Kq)

911 Is it just me and my PoS Verizon server, but this site is loading very erratically, maybe I need to hit the tip jar so pixy can buy decent organic hamster chow?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 01, 2020 08:53 PM (eTZoJ)

912 What now???
Posted by: browndog at July 01, 2020 08:53 PM (BgMrQ)

Says if Biden wins they'll hunt deplorables down and kill us

Posted by: CN at July 01, 2020 08:53 PM (ONvIw)

913 Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 01, 2020 08:53 PM (NWiLs)

Immature AF

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at July 01, 2020 08:54 PM (IYHxL)

914 rhomboid I'm ashamed to say I'm not sure. One of the ones that was shot inside the "festival" and they wouldn't let the cops in to help.

Posted by: Jewells45feeling sad at July 01, 2020 08:54 PM (dUJdY)

915 900 Well, time to wander.

Later, all!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 01, 2020 08:51 PM (WEBkv)

Hasta luego.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 01, 2020 08:54 PM (NWiLs)

916
Thank you. I have been to possibly 5 happy hours with my friends in the last 30 years, but all we ever did was complain about work.

The last time I did a happy hour with cow orkers was probably thirty years ago. A trivial pursuit type game was running at the place with bottles of wine as prizes. Let's just say that our table cornered nearly every bottle won that evening.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 01, 2020 08:54 PM (pNxlR)

917 My ex did the same. So glad he's no longer in my life.
Posted by: ALH at July 01, 2020 08:41 PM (kuNgM)

I never understood this impulse, man or women, to be out all night somewhere other than home when you are married. If you are unhappy at home there is a divorce court somewhere for that...why torture the rest of the family catting about all night?

Posted by: Boswell at July 01, 2020 08:54 PM (32YRo)

918 Here's the thing (channeling Joe Biden): once you have kids, it's no longer about you.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 08:51 PM (+nW6n)

Truer words were never spoken. I ate a lot of shit for a few years so I wouldn't have to share my kids with another woman on Christmas day.

Posted by: ALH at July 01, 2020 08:54 PM (kuNgM)

919 AoSHQ -- right or paranoid?
Posted by: eleven at July 01, 2020 08:49 PM (XTyi0)

35% right, 60% paranoid. remaining 5% - nuts.
Posted by: runner

Sounds correctish.

Posted by: eleven at July 01, 2020 08:55 PM (XTyi0)

920 907 I truly feel sorry for all the Morons that had problematic women in their lives. Such a shame that there are so many crazy selfish women around.
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 01, 2020 08:53 PM (JKNZq)

I truly believe its worse then ever because we've created a crazy selfish culture.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 01, 2020 08:55 PM (V2Yro)

921 Posted by: eleven at July 01, 2020 08:53 PM (XTyi0)

he hopes he's wrong

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at July 01, 2020 08:55 PM (IYHxL)

922
Are CHOPistanians now considered persons without a country? Can ICE agents seize them and deport them?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 01, 2020 08:56 PM (pNxlR)

923 Hey Weasel, a non-prepper prepper thread is gun related...

Posted by: The Invisible Man - The polls are battlespace prep to cushion the mail in vote fraud at July 01, 2020 08:56 PM (N3GKS)

924 Jewells thanks, no biggie, just curious. Assume you mean the CHAZ thing that's gone and will be forgotten by next weekend.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 01, 2020 08:56 PM (El6T/)

925 Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 01, 2020 08:56 PM (pNxlR)

A man can dream.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at July 01, 2020 08:56 PM (IYHxL)

926 914 rhomboid I'm ashamed to say I'm not sure. One of the ones that was shot inside the "festival" and they wouldn't let the cops in to help.

Posted by: Jewells45feeling sad at July 01, 2020 08:54 PM (dUJdY)

There's a clip at Andy Ngo of the EMT wagon at the perimeter but CITY HALL would not give them permission to enter.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 01, 2020 08:56 PM (3UDmH)

927 My late wife was a good person, which made it hurt when I lost her.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 01, 2020 08:57 PM (yLbf7)

928 Make sure it's a sleepover.

Posted by: (apparently Invisible Man) at July 01, 2020 08:51 PM (N3GKS)

It *is* a sleepover, but Pookette's going to stay up all night giggling with her cousin, and therefore will be tired when handed off to me. But she isn't unique in that regard, because that's what girl sleepovers are like. I just have to plan to win the inevitable nap fight.

Posted by: pookysgirl, semi-straightlaced at July 01, 2020 08:57 PM (XKZwp)

929 rhomboid I'm ashamed to say I'm not sure. One of the ones that was shot inside the "festival" and they wouldn't let the cops in to help.
Posted by: Jewells45feeling sad at July 01, 2020 08:54 PM (dUJdY)

iirc, one of the 2 in the SUV by the barricade: 1 was killed, 1 was wounded ...

Posted by: Adriane the Rhetorical Critic ... at July 01, 2020 08:57 PM (LPnfS)

930 why torture the rest of the family catting about all night?
Posted by: Boswell

Dead brothers' wives need comforting.

Lots of comforting.

Posted by: H. Biden, Ni Hao at July 01, 2020 08:57 PM (QzkSJ)

931 913 Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 01, 2020 08:53 PM (NWiLs)

Immature AF
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at July 01, 2020 08:54 PM (IYHxL)

Tell me about it. That was far from the only one, too.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 01, 2020 08:57 PM (NWiLs)

932 I never understood this impulse, man or women, to be out all night somewhere other than home when you are married....

Posted by: Boswell at July 01, 2020 08:54 PM (32YRo)

don't you think it's good to have interests other than you spouse ?

Posted by: runner at July 01, 2020 08:57 PM (zr5Kq)

933 Says if Biden wins they'll hunt deplorables down and kill us
Posted by: CN at July 01, 2020 08:53 PM (ONvIw)

That will only work a few times.

After that, the safeties are in the off position.

Posted by: browndog at July 01, 2020 08:58 PM (BgMrQ)

934 It's a Tirewell air compressor. It does have the cap that screws onto the valve stem. It has a nice long cable and an LED light (which I didn't try). Didn't fire up at first, but I pushed the connector into the lighter socket and it started working. It is slow. It has a gauge on it, but they tell you to check with a real pressure gauge. It doesn't have a regular power cord, just the one that fits into the lighter socket and the little jumper cable ends. But the battery pack I bought will take that style connector, so I have that option too. I think it's a decent item.

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 01, 2020 08:58 PM (JKNZq)

935 Brother Northernlurker just another guy

You have a sad saga. What a journey.

But now please tell us about the barmaids in your life.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 01, 2020 08:58 PM (u82oZ)

936 927 My late wife was a good person, which made it hurt when I lost her.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 01, 2020 08:57 PM (yLbf7)

Yeah. I'm really sorry, man.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 01, 2020 08:58 PM (NWiLs)

937 But now please tell us about the barmaids in your life.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 01, 2020 08:58 PM (u82oZ)

I'm enjoying a beer with her as we speak.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 01, 2020 08:59 PM (yLbf7)

938 I never understood this impulse, man or women, to be out all night somewhere other than home when you are married....

Posted by: Boswell at July 01, 2020 08:54 PM (32YRo)

don't you think it's good to have interests other than you spouse ?

Posted by: runner

As long as she doesn't find out. Evening all.

At the in-laws for a long weekend of pew pew pew and fishing.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 01, 2020 08:59 PM (ycxIH)

939 A couple of knives. A fixed blade, like a KBar and a multi-blade for general utility: drop blade, can opener, and auger is mine.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 01, 2020 08:59 PM (3UDmH)

940 iirc, one of the 2 in the SUV by the barricade: 1 was killed, 1 was wounded ...

idk.. I thought that happened fairly recently. This was over 2 weeks ago.

Posted by: Jewells45feeling sad at July 01, 2020 09:00 PM (dUJdY)

941 My late wife was a good person, which made it hurt when I lost her.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 01, 2020 08:57 PM (yLbf7)

For what it is worth, there is no doubt in my mind that you had a wonderful and a special relationship, you were blessed!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 01, 2020 09:00 PM (eTZoJ)

942 Bought my first handgun this week. Glock 19 Gen 5.

It is a strange feeling owning one.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at July 01, 2020 08:28 PM (lg/F7)

Congratulations!

With great power comes great responsibility. Welcome to freedom.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 01, 2020 09:00 PM (KnJdm)

943 Brother Northernlurker just another guy

Way to go! Tell her your invisible grey box friends say hi! And tell her we say you are a good man.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 01, 2020 09:00 PM (u82oZ)

944 918 Here's the thing (channeling Joe Biden): once you have kids, it's no longer about you.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 08:51 PM (+nW6n)

Truer words were never spoken. I ate a lot of shit for a few years so I wouldn't have to share my kids with another woman on Christmas day.
Posted by: ALH at July 01, 2020 08:54 PM (kuNgM)

I'll go further: nothing is about you. The secret to life is to recognize that your coordinates are not (0,0,0).

After that, happiness follows.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 09:01 PM (+nW6n)

945
For what it is worth, there is no doubt in my mind that you had a wonderful and a special relationship, you were blessed!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 01, 2020 09:00 PM (eTZoJ)
Totally agree.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 01, 2020 09:01 PM (yLbf7)

946 I could do with a saucy barmaid or two...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 01, 2020 09:01 PM (NWiLs)

947 As long as she doesn't find out.

...Nice, wholesome interests that do not lead to divorce...

Posted by: runner at July 01, 2020 09:01 PM (zr5Kq)

948 That will only work a few times.

After that, the safeties are in the off position.

Posted by: browndog at July 01, 2020 08:58 PM (BgMrQ)

I suppose so. Still I don't see how something messy doesn't arrive. I never thought the left would truly go after the Founding so viciously or that Mt Rushmore needed to be cancelled.

They're always so laid back about dead anti-Semites and all that, even live ones, so the turn about stuns. Maybe we need to step up our game and start destroying

Posted by: CN at July 01, 2020 09:02 PM (ONvIw)

949 Man o man, I wish i had a police scanner.

In the last five minutes, I've had about 15 squad cars go roaring up the street.

I'm in an residential urban location, on a main drag. Appears they're headed away from downtown.

Anyway, busy night here at the doghouse.

Posted by: browndog at July 01, 2020 09:02 PM (BgMrQ)

950 I could do with a saucy barmaid or two...
___

Hey want go do some socialism together? [starts dancing]

Posted by: Alexandra Ocasional Cortex at July 01, 2020 09:02 PM (qlFIA)

951 Looks like Paradise on Earth

Posted by: Summer of Love at July 01, 2020 09:02 PM (e5V94)

952 Your Tirewell air compressor will perform better if you connect it directly to the battery with the clips.

More juice.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 01, 2020 09:03 PM (3UDmH)

953 Maybe we need to step up our game and start destroying
***

Remember how the left reacted to the Bundy protest? That's how they'll react to any non-leftist direct action...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 01, 2020 09:03 PM (qlFIA)

954 The future of America will be told in 120 odd days
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 01, 2020 06:34 PM (85Gof)

How odd remains to be seen.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 01, 2020 09:03 PM (z79tQ)

955 I would never step out during a relationship and that's would be an immediate deal breaker the second it happens if someone did it to me. No discussion, done.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 01, 2020 09:03 PM (2DOZq)

956 I think it's a decent item.
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 01, 2020 08:58 PM (JKNZq)

If it will top off a tire in a bad situation, it usually doesn't matter if it is slow. And the valve cap screw-on is a must have!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 01, 2020 09:03 PM (eTZoJ)

957 946 I could do with a saucy barmaid or two...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 01, 2020 09:01 PM (NWiLs)

I prefer a randy wench who can damn near drink me under the table.

Posted by: jsg at July 01, 2020 09:04 PM (gPhq7)

958 No slight to the American 'ettes who are in a class by themselves but European women are super cool.

Posted by: ... at July 01, 2020 09:04 PM (B8RmS)

959

The Fourth of July will be canceled comrades because we could all get Flu Manchu but riots and Juneteenth is just dandy

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 01, 2020 09:04 PM (gqKAd)

960 NIMFY

Posted by: tmitsss at July 01, 2020 09:05 PM (nBNJ/)

961 I think all this shit is leftists mau mau-ing other leftists to be more left.

This country shits bigger than that. As Jack Palance would say.

Hold yer fucking water.

For fucks sake.

Posted by: eleven at July 01, 2020 09:05 PM (XTyi0)

962 769 G Gnome,
The Colt Commando is a classic revolver for home defense and there are a few things you can do to make it easier on you to fire.

A) Consider firing a reduced recoil .38 Special Round--Hornady critical defense lite. The Federal HST Micro in .38 Special is great and low recoil as well. Ultimately, you can also fire .38 lead wadcutters and be better armed than some. If you can find it, Federal also made a NyClad .38 125 gr. round that is low recoil.

B) Get some rubber grips, the Colt Commando (finish is function rather than pretty blued or nickel finish for WWII use) is basically the Colt Official Police and uses the same grip frame as does the Python. So get some Hogue or Pachmyr rubber grips that fit your hand the best. Wood Grips, unless properly customized for the hand, generally make felt recoil worse. Fortunately, you can put the wood grips into a box if you ever decide to restore it and changing the grips requires a screwdriver only (one that fits the screw head though).

Posted by: whig at July 01, 2020 09:05 PM (pv2s8)

963 I could do with a saucy barmaid or two...
Posted by: Insomniac

Hello Big Boy

Posted by: they call me Bechamel at July 01, 2020 09:05 PM (QzkSJ)

964 954 The future of America will be told in 120 odd days
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 01, 2020 06:34 PM (85Gof)

How odd remains to be seen.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 01, 2020 09:03 PM (z79tQ)

The odds are good, but the goods are odd....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 01, 2020 09:05 PM (6FeV1)

965 Remember how the left reacted to the Bundy protest? That's how they'll react to any non-leftist direct action...
Posted by: 18-1 at July 01, 2020 09:03 PM (qlFIA)

We need to react the way they do and scare the fuck out of them.

Posted by: CN at July 01, 2020 09:05 PM (ONvIw)

966 I prefer a randy wench who can damn near drink me under the table.
Posted by: jsg at July 01, 2020 09:04 PM (gPhq7)

(Jump to top of page)

Randy Wench would be a good outlaw country singer.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 01, 2020 09:05 PM (yLbf7)

967 966 I prefer a randy wench who can damn near drink me under the table.
Posted by: jsg at July 01, 2020 09:04 PM (gPhq7)

(Jump to top of page)

Randy Wench would be a good outlaw country singer.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 01, 2020 09:05 PM (yLbf7)

Pronstar name

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 01, 2020 09:06 PM (NWiLs)

968 This raging skank should be arrested by fed marshals picked for fidelity by Trump and charged with three counts (3) accessory murder. The other shootings attempt murder. This is the responsibility of that that fat fk Barr, but he will do nothing as he waits hoping for Trump's Nov. defeat so he can let some 35+ Trump fbi/Just-us/ state/obamaclintonbiden conspiring serpents walk. I really believe this is their in advance plan. Anybody here still believe we can recover this Country by means other than by force? If you still do - how?

Posted by: featherstone at July 01, 2020 09:06 PM (+/4Mh)

969 Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at July 01, 2020 08:48 PM (IYHxL)

Hello. I want you to know I am so sorry for you and your family. You are *all* in my prayers.

Posted by: ... at July 01, 2020 09:06 PM (B8RmS)

970
They're always so laid back about dead anti-Semites and all that, even live ones, so the turn about stuns. Maybe we need to step up our game and start destroying
Posted by: CN at July 01, 2020 09:02 PM (ONvIw)

No we need to keep in minds the words of Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn when he talked about the NKVD coming in the night for some poor man the state deemed an outcast.

Only this time, we're armed.

Posted by: browndog at July 01, 2020 09:06 PM (BgMrQ)

971 958 No slight to the American 'ettes who are in a class by themselves but European women are super cool.
Posted by: ... at July 01, 2020 09:04 PM (B8RmS)

And most are lib to the marrow

Posted by: CN at July 01, 2020 09:06 PM (ONvIw)

972 The odds are good, but the goods are odd....

hahaha ! wait, this isn't about Alaska is it...

Posted by: runner at July 01, 2020 09:06 PM (zr5Kq)

973 Maybe we need to step up our game and start destroying
Posted by: CN at July 01, 2020 09:02 PM (ONvIw)

Being a Nation of Laws would certainly help!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 01, 2020 09:06 PM (eTZoJ)

974 That should be Randi

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 01, 2020 09:07 PM (yLbf7)

975 We need to react the way they do and scare the fuck out of them.

Posted by: CN at July 01, 2020 09:05 PM (ONvIw)

Just as Trump played Seattle we should play them the same.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 01, 2020 09:07 PM (3UDmH)

976 I could do with a saucy barmaid or two...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 01, 2020 09:01 PM (NWiLs)

I prefer a randy wench who can damn near drink me under the table.
Posted by: jsg

Strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 01, 2020 09:07 PM (ycxIH)

977 Karen Allen is Indiana Jones.

Freckly fuckable.

Posted by: eleven at July 01, 2020 09:07 PM (XTyi0)

978 And most are lib to the marrow
Posted by: CN at July 01, 2020 09:06 PM (ONvIw)

psst ..I think he is thinking Eastern Europe...Slovenia...

Posted by: runner at July 01, 2020 09:07 PM (zr5Kq)

979 rickb223

That ends ... poorly.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 01, 2020 09:08 PM (u82oZ)

980 Al(*gr...*)most
(*unt*) ...
Theere

Posted by: Push it real good at July 01, 2020 09:08 PM (F0bLF)

981 "in" Indiana Jones. dangit.

Posted by: eleven at July 01, 2020 09:08 PM (XTyi0)

982 I truly feel sorry for all the Morons that had problematic women in their lives. Such a shame that there are so many crazy selfish women around.

I thikn that there are good women out there,but most are with awful guys :/

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 01, 2020 09:08 PM (KZzsI)

983 Being a Nation of Laws would certainly help!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 01, 2020 09:06 PM (eTZoJ)

We are no longer that nation.

Posted by: CN at July 01, 2020 09:08 PM (ONvIw)

984 Somewhere a CoB is wrestling with the Pixy Hamsters. And going for 4 out of 7.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 01, 2020 09:09 PM (u82oZ)

985 971 958 No slight to the American 'ettes who are in a class by themselves but European women are super cool.
Posted by: ... at July 01, 2020 09:04 PM (B8RmS)

And most are lib to the marrow
Posted by: CN at July 01, 2020 09:06 PM (ONvIw)

But they, like so many, need to be led.

I'll go further: WANT to be led.

I denounce myself, of course.

Not really.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 09:09 PM (+nW6n)

986 Strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 01, 2020 09:07 PM (ycxIH)

I thought we were an autonomous collective...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 01, 2020 09:09 PM (NWiLs)

987 Fireworks aren't illegal in my town and my neighborhood has enough Mexicans to assure multiple Independence Day displays.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 01, 2020 09:09 PM (3UDmH)

988 ...and more and more sirens in the night.

Can't wait to check the news later.

Posted by: browndog at July 01, 2020 09:09 PM (BgMrQ)

989 982 I truly feel sorry for all the Morons that had problematic women in their lives. Such a shame that there are so many crazy selfish women around.

I thikn that there are good women out there,but most are with awful guys :/
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 01, 2020 09:08 PM (KZzsI)

I know mine is.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 01, 2020 09:09 PM (6FeV1)

990 Be a real shame if the protestors treat DeBolshevik like he treats groundhogs.

Posted by: Botched_Lobotomy at July 01, 2020 09:10 PM (lRrON)

991 Warai-otoko

With an awful guy? Just like my wife?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 01, 2020 09:10 PM (u82oZ)

992 Karen Allen is Indiana Jones.

Freckly fuckable.
Posted by: eleven

Karen Allen is Katy - Animal House.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 01, 2020 09:10 PM (ycxIH)

993 987 Fireworks aren't illegal in my town and my neighborhood has enough Mexicans to assure multiple Independence Day displays.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 01, 2020 09:09 PM (3UDmH)

"Hey, who didn't we do yet, homes?"

"uhhh.... I think Latvian Independence Day is this weekend...."

"Light 'em up, mijo!!!! Woooo, Latvia!!!!!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 01, 2020 09:10 PM (6FeV1)

994 958 No slight to the American 'ettes who are in a class by themselves but European women are super cool.
Posted by: ... at July 01, 2020 09:04 PM (B8RmS)

Czech Republic...RAWR

Posted by: Lucius Cornelius Sulla at July 01, 2020 09:10 PM (CLteG)

995
I'll go further: WANT to be led.

I denounce myself, of course.

Not really.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 09:09 PM (+nW6n)

Many do so don't denounce yourself. Jane Fonda is a great example. She changed into someone else with each marriage

Posted by: CN at July 01, 2020 09:11 PM (ONvIw)

996 Posted by: ... at July 01, 2020 09:06 PM (B8RmS)

Thank you, but we got some good and surprising news today.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at July 01, 2020 09:11 PM (IYHxL)

997 1000??

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 01, 2020 09:11 PM (z79tQ)

998 We are no longer that nation.
Posted by: CN at July 01, 2020 09:08 PM (ONvIw)

You have to admit, the concept was good, but the implementation sucked!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 01, 2020 09:12 PM (eTZoJ)

999
Just as Trump played Seattle we should play them the same.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 01, 2020 09:07 PM (3UDmH)

Just stay out of their way as they commit seppuku.

Posted by: ALH at July 01, 2020 09:12 PM (kuNgM)

1000 Sunny Beach!

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 01, 2020 09:12 PM (z79tQ)

1001 1000

Posted by: runner at July 01, 2020 09:12 PM (zr5Kq)

1002 Paulina Porizkova still got it goin on.

Posted by: eleven at July 01, 2020 09:12 PM (XTyi0)

1003 997 1000??
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 01, 2020 09:11 PM (z79tQ)

So close...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 01, 2020 09:12 PM (NWiLs)

1004 975 We need to react the way they do and scare the fuck out of them.

Posted by: CN at July 01, 2020 09:05 PM (ONvIw)

Just as Trump played Seattle we should play them the same.
Posted by: Braenyard

I'll settle for them waking up in the drunk tank the next morning shackled to Bubbles, and he has a hard on, while they hear the charges of treason, sedition, and general fuckheadedness read to them before they get perp walked outside to the gallows for my morning entertainment.

Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at July 01, 2020 09:12 PM (VcFUs)

1005 997 Yep

Posted by: CN at July 01, 2020 09:12 PM (ONvIw)

1006 Drat !

Posted by: runner at July 01, 2020 09:12 PM (zr5Kq)

1007 Nood ONT Mis HUm.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 01, 2020 09:12 PM (u82oZ)

1008 This raging skank should be arrested by fed marshals picked for fidelity
by Trump and charged with three counts (3) accessory murder. The other
shootings attempt murder. This is the responsibility of that that fat fk
Barr, but he will do nothing as he waits hoping for Trump's Nov. defeat
so he can let some 35+ Trump fbi/Just-us/ state/obamaclintonbiden
conspiring serpents walk. I really believe this is their in advance
plan. Anybody here still believe we can recover this Country by means
other than by force? If you still do - how?

In an odd coincidence, the above rant matches exactly the pattern in my living room wallpaper, pixel for pixel.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at July 01, 2020 09:12 PM (luzVb)

1009 ONT, bitches.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 01, 2020 09:12 PM (Z4rgH)

1010 ont is nood morans.

Posted by: eleven at July 01, 2020 09:13 PM (XTyi0)

1011 Karen Allen is Katy - Animal House.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 01, 2020 09:10 PM (ycxIH)

She was Clare in Scrooged. Bill Murray made her bark like a dog.

Posted by: ALH at July 01, 2020 09:13 PM (kuNgM)

1012 I'll settle for them waking up in the drunk tank the next morning shackled to Bubbles, and he has a hard on, while they hear the charges of treason, sedition, and general fuckheadedness read to them before they get perp walked outside to the gallows for my morning entertainment.
Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at July 01, 2020 09:12 PM (VcFUs)

We'd need a functional DOJ and this we have not got

Posted by: CN at July 01, 2020 09:13 PM (ONvIw)

1013 And most are lib to the marrow

Posted by: CN at July 01, 2020 09:06 PM (ONvIw)

Not mine. She is kind of a law unto herself though. Although from what I've seen northern brit lasses on the whole are pretty spectacular. They tell you what they're thinking (comparatively), not afraid of hard work or getting their hands dirty, and still enjoy being treated like a woman.

And as runner alluded, I think a lot of the *Eastern* European ones know a commie when they see one and ain't falling for no banana in the tailpipe again.

Posted by: ... at July 01, 2020 09:13 PM (B8RmS)

1014 OneEyedJack is disqualified, one attempt per customer. runner moves up. I win !

Posted by: runner at July 01, 2020 09:13 PM (zr5Kq)

1015 There's an argument in the pub. What's the definition of a Mackey.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 01, 2020 09:14 PM (yLbf7)

1016 And it's Sunny Beach for the win.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 01, 2020 09:14 PM (3UDmH)

1017 Thank you, but we got some good and surprising news today.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at July 01, 2020 09:11 PM (IYHxL)

Oh that's wonderful. I didn't hear, but I think I know what it is. Prayers still.

Posted by: ... at July 01, 2020 09:14 PM (B8RmS)

1018 OneEyedJack is disqualified, one attempt per customer. runner moves up. I win !
Posted by: runner at July 01, 2020 09:13 PM (zr5Kq)

To be honest, the comment Sunny Beach was my admission of fucking up. But better to be lucky than good, amirite?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 01, 2020 09:16 PM (z79tQ)

1019 And as runner alluded, I think a lot of the *Eastern* European ones know a commie when they see one and ain't falling for no banana in the tailpipe again.

Posted by: ... at July 01, 2020 09:13 PM (B8RmS)

Thinking...

Posted by: Braenyard at July 01, 2020 09:16 PM (3UDmH)

1020 The ny thread remind me of second grade when we would set up camps in the woods and come up with rules and laws.

Except we were 8-9 years old, and these people are not.

Posted by: LASue at July 01, 2020 09:17 PM (Ed8Zd)

1021 .... so

When is it open game on the Liberty Bell ?

What I mean is ...
when do they (everyone who pays attention) not care ?

Can we save it ?
For a ring at the appropriate time ?

Will CNN run it is a BREAKING NEWS travesty that the Liberty Bell is MIA?

How can they ?

(We all know they don't really want it as it was probably touched by slave owners at some point)

Posted by: ONE PING ONLY PLEASE at July 01, 2020 09:18 PM (F0bLF)

1022 Posted by: ... at July 01, 2020 09:14 PM (B8RmS)

All good. Just emailed the prayer list to take us off, but seriously, thank you!

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at July 01, 2020 09:18 PM (IYHxL)

1023 The Norwegian I watch on You Tube will say "I got a new knife", sort of like the folks on the gun thread have a new gun pretty frequently. I bought a Morakniv Classic with the red wooden handle. I like it. It's inexpensive but doesn't feel cheap.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 01, 2020 09:20 PM (YynYJ)

1024 "Then Trump wouldn't take the bait, "

QFT

Posted by: Shiggz at July 01, 2020 09:59 PM (Ebnn6)

1025 Taking down the encampment doesn't mean jack if the people there aren't hauled off to prison for their attempted sedition. They'lll just move on to the next rape encampment they set up.

As for NYC, nothing will happen thanks to Wilhelm begging in their side and benefiting from this. The money defunded from the police is going to a department run by his wife, who already embezzled $850 million from her fake mental health program. He wants these protestors to cause more problems until the council awards her all $6 Billion of police funds.

This shit will continue until the DoJ starts looking in to these mayors and governors. Hopefully the NYC Chaz only continues until they put a dent into the business in Chinatown, which will hopefully result in some local Chinatown gangs showing up to crack a bunch of commie skulls (which I'm sure they'd love to do, as most NYC Chinatown residents are extremely anti- communist)

Posted by: Rbastid at July 01, 2020 10:26 PM (xeL/n)

1026 567 Trump should order the military to protect this mayors home now !!!!!! This is his fault for not providing the leadership to clean up this mess made by McConnell and Graham in Seattle !!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at July 01, 2020 07:44 PM (qM84C)

*****

This is a pretty good sockpuppet.

You should get your own blog.

Like this guy, Liberal Larry.

https://blamebush.typepad.com/

Because Bush is to blame for everything.

(Yeah, it's a bit dated now, but it was fun during it's time.)

Posted by: El Jefe ~ Blue Zones POW MIA ~ You Are Not Forgotten ~ at July 01, 2020 10:36 PM (Ae67h)

1027 Well now.....ain't this some fine sh*t.

Seems one of my caseworkers popped + for the Kung-Flu on Monday and because he and I shared the same 2400 sq. ft. space on the second floor last Tuesday....I'm banned from the office space til tested.....HR (you people don't have an effin clue)..and My HR just handed me this morning a "LA County web site for FREE COVID testing which is back logged 2-3 weeks on appointments?

This is a fuc*in WORK COMP case ya morons...and this the best ya got????

Got tested at my Urgent Care....results in 48 hours,,,,OH and HR? here's your fuckin bill.....pay it!

Posted by: The Nightwatch.quar·an·tine at July 01, 2020 11:21 PM (u1WYs)

1028 The BS here in Cali if off the charts.

SPIKES SPIKES SPIKES

SHUTDOWN SHUTDOWN SHUTDOWN

Double plus GOOD going into the election cycle

OH Yeah..........gotto do "Mail In" voting come November

It's the only way.........

Posted by: The Nightwatch at July 01, 2020 11:42 PM (u1WYs)

1029 Summers of Love come at you fast.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 02, 2020 12:31 AM (Ndje9)

1030 Oh my. Feds announce they want to 'Blitz test' some areas for Covid, specifically the 'under 35'.

WTF? They going to ORDER testing?

How in the Holy living hell is that Constitutional?

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 02, 2020 01:39 AM (NgKpN)

1031 The police will be back in even larger numbers with horses and vehicles and protective gear.

Posted by: Nikola's Notion at July 02, 2020 08:31 AM (hrHLc)

1032 Hello Mr Ace,
You misspelled 'Ruling Class' in referring to the mayor. It is properly spelled:
'Ruling Circus'.
Regards,
Jeff

Posted by: JDubya_AZ at July 02, 2020 11:52 AM (1iEyr)

1033 Thank god Trump is throwing the book at these cretins.

Oh wait, no he's not, is he?

Thank god we all voted conservative or might all be living in Seattle.

Whoops we kind of are.

Posted by: FPY at July 02, 2020 12:25 PM (r5iyh)

1034 Send in the Bulldozers clean out the Antifa Trash Now

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at July 03, 2020 01:45 AM (FLiOE)

1035 Mr Takin Tejas be changin Hispanic to Portuguese. Can't imagine why. Is he omitting Converso slave traders too? He so edujucatet.

Posted by: because at July 06, 2020 12:42 AM (BRkq2)

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