The Life And Times Of ONT

Welcome to the ONT. Say, here's a secret for y'all. Wanna know where stately Ace manor is located? Surprisingly enough, it's in Harford County, Maryland!

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Stop on by some weekend and say howdy, Ace loves that! (Note: Do not actually stop by. Note 2: Not actually Ace's house)

Blueprint Forward


Preserving the American Way of Life


Some pretty good ideas here about what should be the Republican path going forward. Sadly, I have no inkling that the party itself has any interest in doing anything of the sort at all.

Related thread:


Well, This Sounds Fun

Leech swims up man’s penis, drinks pint of blood before docs pull it out

Yeah. Uh-huh. Over/under on how many comments in we'll get before the gents in the audience uncross their legs: 57


Crooks


He Removed Labels That Said “Medical Use Prohibited,” Then Tried to Sell Thousands of Masks to Officials Who Distribute to Hospitals

What always amazes me about these type of stories is how much these people willingly confide in reporters before deciding that maybe they should clam up.

Sometimes The ONT Gets Dusty


A Few Articles On Race And Marxism

‘Not all people of colour think the same’

As you might guess from the spelling, this is a British article. But tell me this doesn't apply to American leftists as well:

But if that is what your focus is, it steps right outside the narrative of the supplicant. And I know that there are people who just hate that, because what they really want people of colour to be is useful stooges and pawns in the battle against capitalism or neoliberalism or whatever it is. Our job is to be downtrodden, oppressed, rebellious and the reason for revolution. And the minute we stop behaving like that, we are going to break that situation, and we become less useful to these people. That is why they hate it so much.


WHY LEFTISTS FEAR HATE CRIME HOAXES

It's Marxism all the way down.

Today’s vanguard can be found in the media, Hollywood, academia and political class. The prevalence of hate crimes is an indispensable part of the narrative of the oppressive nature of individual relations: whites are targeting blacks, straights are targeting gays and transgendered, etc.

Exploiting such ‘hate crimes,’ be they real or imagined, is part of the vanguard’s duty to raise the class consciousness of today’s version of the proletariat.

The Left wants hate crimes to be true so badly because they need these crimes to advance the narrative of oppression that will raise class consciousness.

The issue is never the issue, the issue is always the revolution.

Former NFL Veteran Blasts NFL Courting Kaepernick: ‘We’re Looking At Affirmative Action For A Marxist’

The big issue is that it pays off. I'll bet Kapernick has made more money from being woke than he ever did as a player. Does anybody know?


On The Current Culture Clash

America's Jews and Christians Are Failing the Test of Their Lives

Prager makes some good points here.


Game Theory on the “Second Civil War”

Worth a discussion.


Sorry about all the political stuff, usually I spread it out over both nights, but since last night's ONT was a feel good one, all of the political stuff got put on hold. Maybe a few funny pics to round out the ONT.


He's Right You Know

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This Poor Guy


pika pika.jpg

Of course, when he was born his parents had no idea....


Having A Ball


What Exactly Is This Sign Telling Me Not To Do?

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Comments

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1 Hila

Posted by: Sock Monkey...Made in the USA at June 26, 2020 09:44 PM (M/gjH)

2 Hola?

Posted by: Sock Monkey...Made in the USA at June 26, 2020 09:44 PM (M/gjH)

3 st

Posted by: ALH at June 26, 2020 09:44 PM (kuNgM)

4 That's what you get for being early WD. Just you and the Monkey.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...Made in the USA at June 26, 2020 09:45 PM (M/gjH)

5 Well there you go. I watched the volleyball video and ended up late.
again.

Posted by: ALH at June 26, 2020 09:45 PM (kuNgM)

6 Here's a fascinating Time Machine read I stumbled upon:

Trump: If I Can't Have the Presidency I'll Make Sure Obama Wins

That's an ace headline, not a direct quote. April 12, 2011.

https://tinyurl.com/y8z6q6dj

Posted by: ... at June 26, 2020 09:46 PM (NaPFG)

7 4 That's what you get for being early WD. Just you and the Monkey.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...Made in the USA at June 26, 2020 09:45 PM (M/gjH)

You're never really alone, you know.

Posted by: ALH at June 26, 2020 09:46 PM (kuNgM)

8 Ace on a farm? How wonderful would that be?

Posted by: EveR at June 26, 2020 09:46 PM (R0z7P)

9 Evening, Horde. I may or may not have been drinking tonight.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 26, 2020 09:47 PM (qrX0b)

10
Willowed

Nothing has changed. It's urban vs rural.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2020 06:14 PM (ZLI7S)

It's favored urban versus disfavored urban. Rural is watching with popcorn.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 26, 2020 06:15 PM (KnJdm)

Rural is only eating popcorn in between range time.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...Made in the USA at June 26, 2020 09:48 PM (M/gjH)

11 You're never really alone, you know.
Posted by: ALH at June 26, 2020 09:46 PM (kuNgM

My squirrels are always with me.
Sometimes it's a bit annoying.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...Made in the USA at June 26, 2020 09:49 PM (M/gjH)

12 So...
Stately Acer manor isn't a 8x40 Sealand container?
Damn...who knew!!!???

Posted by: Diogenes at June 26, 2020 09:50 PM (axyOa)

13
helo1

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2020 09:50 PM (G51Gf)

14 Evening, Horde. I may or may not have been drinking tonight.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 26, 2020 09:

With or without your mask?

Posted by: Sock Monkey...Made in the USA at June 26, 2020 09:51 PM (M/gjH)

15 The AoSHQ Farm has a bumper crop of fescue this year.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 26, 2020 09:51 PM (wPVhA)

16 good evening

Posted by: wing at June 26, 2020 09:51 PM (JFzNN)

17 I thought Ace lived in a beautiful apartment with built-in shelves overlooking Central Park.

Posted by: ALH at June 26, 2020 09:52 PM (kuNgM)

18 BlackOrchid, don't know if you're around but *damn* you got some good stuff in that thread. Not the only one, but yeah. Great instincts. Even got called a moby and put yourself in league with curious of all people. I forgot all about this. I doff my cap.

Posted by: ... at June 26, 2020 09:52 PM (NaPFG)

19 Having trouble with either bitly or copied text. Maybe it is italics in the text?

Here is the link:

https://bit.ly/2A6O4bO

Wanted to show the fascinating last para where they state that McClatchy and a lot of media have switched their focus to courting Leftist Foundations for support. They've abandoned the reader's wants. Might explain a lot.

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 26, 2020 09:52 PM (EwZlI)

20 Evening, Horde. I may or may not have been drinking tonight.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 26, 2020 09:

With or without your mask?

Posted by: Sock Monkey...Made in the USA


I won't say I have been drinking, and I won't say I haven't.
But.
The evaporation on this bottle of Red Breast sure is suspect!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 26, 2020 09:52 PM (axyOa)

21 hiya

Posted by: JT at June 26, 2020 09:53 PM (arJlL)

22 I think it's the italics in the copied text that was rhe problem. Live and learn.

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 26, 2020 09:53 PM (EwZlI)

23 "Spooging On The Dolphin Is Strictly Prohibited"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 26, 2020 09:53 PM (wPVhA)

24 Willowed- Anyone else having site issues on Safari? Ever since whatever happened last weekend the site is unusable on Safari. Reloads, freezes, the works.

Posted by: Short Shorts at June 26, 2020 09:53 PM (EPaen)

25 What does Ace grow on his farm?

Posted by: davidt at June 26, 2020 09:54 PM (l3+k2)

26 With or without your mask?
Posted by: Sock Monkey...Made in the USA at June 26, 2020 09:51 PM (M/gjH)

Without! Some of the places require you to wear one as your walking to your table, but we are avoiding those places.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 26, 2020 09:55 PM (qrX0b)

27 I saw two red/fox squirrels with all white tails recently in my neighborhood? WTF?

Posted by: CMU VET at June 26, 2020 09:55 PM (SYVOv)

28
Sidney Powell says the frame-up of Flynn was "the insurance policy."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2020 09:57 PM (G51Gf)

29 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 26, 2020 09:58 PM (9RkTh)

30 Thank you, WD, for that wonderful clip about the brother meeting the transplant recipient his brother's heart saved. Touching and heartwarming. I'm so glad they shared such a special moment.

Posted by: EveR at June 26, 2020 09:58 PM (R0z7P)

31 Wanna ball?

Posted by: Nice beach video at June 26, 2020 09:58 PM (BRkq2)

32 You got the time machine for the whole weekend WD?

Posted by: cfo mom at June 26, 2020 09:58 PM (RfzVr)

33 funny thing is, bikini ball girl vid played the first time, second time I got "the media could not be played"

Posted by: mallfly of the Hoboken Peaches at June 26, 2020 09:58 PM (4a9Vv)

34
omg that wedding video.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2020 09:59 PM (G51Gf)

35 In before the rabble!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at June 26, 2020 09:59 PM (gQS2h)

36 What does Ace grow on his farm?


Posted by: davidt at June 26, 2020 09:54 PM (l3+k2)

---
well, we know that the field where he grows "fucks" is barren...

maybe dental floss?

(we can has MOAR Zapppa please?)

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 26, 2020 09:59 PM (9RkTh)

37 Puttering around the kitchen. Drying out bread cubes for bread pudding in the morning, and I have a browned butter ice cream base chilling in the fridge.

Posted by: Naughtius Maximus at June 26, 2020 09:59 PM (w3Zxo)

38 This thread is lousy with white privilege.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 26, 2020 10:00 PM (wPVhA)

39 Sign means: don't try to excrete leeches on dolphins.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 26, 2020 10:00 PM (H5knJ)

40 and SPONGE!

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 26, 2020 10:01 PM (9RkTh)

41 I am learning that alcohol doesn't give me energy like it used to.
Night all, don't kill the trolls until you've made them suffer a little

Posted by: mallfly of the Hoboken Peaches at June 26, 2020 10:01 PM (4a9Vv)

42 Short Shorts

Works fine on my Safari 13.1.1.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 26, 2020 10:01 PM (u82oZ)

43 watching an old Jadon Statham movie and right as it starts he's beatung uo black yutes with a hockey stick

REEEEEEEE

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 26, 2020 10:01 PM (WwTwF)

44 OK, instant analysis of the EO on monument protection.

Meh.

Executive summary:

* destroying/defacing monuments is baaaaad (boooh!)
* DOJ will prioritize prosecutions of perps under section this, sub-section that, etc etc
* feds will withhold $ from police/jurisdictions not protecting monuments in public spaces

So, nothingburger, mostly. With a possible loss of pickles, tomato, and lettuce down the road (the whole withholding fed $ thing again, may be subject to legal challenge, obviously won't affect local behavior anyway, much as the "sanctuary"-related sanctions don't/wouldn't change a thing).

Not clear why one even needs an EO for most of this.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2020 10:01 PM (El6T/)

45 Geico new commercial has a Karen HOA person named Cynthia. She cuts down a couples mailbox for being a few inches too tall. Kinda funny. Because you know it could be true.

Posted by: Case at June 26, 2020 10:01 PM (JKDz7)

46 Jeez, I got here before comment 100!! Trying to think of something to say.....
Do you think something is going down on July 4 from the left? All these Roman candles going off....etc. Massive attack on the streets/

Posted by: PJ at June 26, 2020 10:03 PM (qlTN9)

47 REEEEEEEE
Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 26, 2020 10:01 PM (WwTwF)

Mmmm, Jason Statham...

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 26, 2020 10:03 PM (qrX0b)

48 .@SpeakerPelosi & @chuckschumer, you are doing such an honorable job of honoring Floyd Taylor, I mean, George Taylor, um I mean, George Kirby......

George Taylor, who lived at South Fourth and Ferry streets in Easton, PA and was ironmaster at Durham Furnace in Upper Bucks County, is buried in Easton Cemetery.

Taylor signatures are rare and coveted by collectors seeking signatures of all 56 signers of the Declaration of Independence.

Posted by: SMOD at June 26, 2020 10:03 PM (X5CsJ)

49 Don't feed the dolphins with your dicks.

At least, not on porpoise.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 26, 2020 10:03 PM (Z4rgH)

50 Thank you, WD, for that wonderful clip about the brother meeting the transplant recipient his brother's heart saved. Touching and heartwarming. I'm so glad they shared such a special moment.
Posted by: EveR

Oh.

I started to watch it.

Then, I'm thinking, "presents her husband with his late brother's WHAT ?"

After all, it IS Weird Dave.....

Posted by: JT at June 26, 2020 10:04 PM (arJlL)

51 Had dinner at PF Chang's tonight, home of Wuhan Bat Soup.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 26, 2020 10:04 PM (wPVhA)

52 Cicero, about your white privilege.

Rest easy. Assembly today voted to remove the anti-"affirmative action" clause from the constitution. I guess Senate will have to pass, and airhead dipshit governor will have to sign, to put in on the ballot, but I'm not sure.

So maybe it won't get there.

And maybe the voters of CA can once again show what idiots and lousy Americans they are.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2020 10:04 PM (El6T/)

53 Leech swims up man's penis, drinks pint of blood before docs pull it out

So...Democrat.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 26, 2020 10:04 PM (ozHKW)

54 Yes, I confess that I looked for the shadow cast by the blond who threw back the ball.

Posted by: FloridaMoronMan at June 26, 2020 10:04 PM (r28kI)

55 Thanks, Weird Dave, that dang heart video almost got to me. I gotta go to bed and get up at 0400.

Posted by: Eromero at June 26, 2020 10:04 PM (XhWtx)

56 Newark NJ tears down the Columbus statute that was a plot point of a Sopranos episode:

https://tinyurl.com/y8fmv3zv

Posted by: Liberty at June 26, 2020 10:05 PM (Icu+E)

57 PS -- In Biloxi, we have an Ace Of Spades Taxi Service.

Or, perhaps, a 'Serve-Vice'. I ain't exactly sure.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 26, 2020 10:05 PM (Z4rgH)

58 Mmmm, Jason Statham...
Posted by: Jordan61

exactly!
the movie is Blitz
it's free (with ads) on Tubi, a streaming channel I haven't tried before

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 26, 2020 10:06 PM (WwTwF)

59 Have fun and stay safe, Jordan !

Posted by: JT at June 26, 2020 10:06 PM (arJlL)

60 Hey, WTF man?

Posted by: Flipper at June 26, 2020 10:06 PM (wPVhA)

61 This breaks my heart about Newark. The government is condoning this!

Posted by: PJ at June 26, 2020 10:06 PM (qlTN9)

62 54 Yes, I confess that I looked for the shadow cast by the blond who threw back the ball.
Posted by: FloridaMoronMan at June 26, 2020 10:04 PM (r28kI)

---------

Hah! THAT'S A MAN, BABY!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 26, 2020 10:07 PM (wPVhA)

63 Whatsa bale of dental school grade floss go for these days?

Posted by: klaftern at June 26, 2020 10:07 PM (RuIsu)

64 > funny thing is, bikini ball girl vid played the first time, second time I got "the media could not be played"

Patented new anti-masturbation technology.

If you watch it more than once, it figures you're getting a little too interested, if you know what I mean.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 26, 2020 10:07 PM (80EFL)

65 Works fine on my Safari 13.1.1.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 26, 2020 10:01 PM (u82oZ)

Thanks. Might need to do a history n cookie cleanse. Not that there is anything I need to cleanse from my browsing history, nope - clean as can be

Posted by: Short Shorts at June 26, 2020 10:08 PM (EPaen)

66 Patented new anti-masturbation technology.We don't have that.

Posted by: pornhub at June 26, 2020 10:09 PM (ozHKW)

67 Gotta eat something and then fix a bike tire - but does anyone think that following Trump's re-election a single statue or monument will be restored, a single street re-re-named, a single book or movie un-banned/memory-holed, etc?

Even one?

This is not a phase, it's a ratchet click, a huge one.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2020 10:09 PM (El6T/)

68 Good evening, Horde!

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at June 26, 2020 10:09 PM (TdMsT)

69 I was waiting for the beach crumpet to be revealed as a bloke...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at June 26, 2020 10:10 PM (gQS2h)

70 Wedding video kicked up the dust around here. I can't even imagine.

Posted by: cfo mom at June 26, 2020 10:11 PM (RfzVr)

71 Hallo, Ladyl.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 26, 2020 10:12 PM (t+qrx)

72 Hah! THAT'S A MAN, BABY!!!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 26, 2020 10:07 PM (wPVhA)

Not if you look closely

Posted by: The Shadow Knows at June 26, 2020 10:12 PM (r28kI)

73
g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson
If you are finished, unload & show clear
at June 26, 2020 10:12 PM (DUIap)

74 Maybe the sign means "Don't shoot Pez at Flipper from your dildo-shaped Pez dispenser".

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 26, 2020 10:12 PM (Dc2NZ)

75 It's funny. Since all this crazy shit started I have not once worn a mask. And no one has said shit to me.


I went to a government office where masks were "required". Not a fucking word.

If you keep doing what you're doing, you keep getting what you got.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 26, 2020 10:12 PM (ozHKW)

76 "What Exactly Is This Sign Telling Me Not To Do?"

No tossin' off on poipose! Woop woop woop!

Posted by: Drink Like Curly Howard. at June 26, 2020 10:12 PM (jm88q)

77 poll troll nuke...

bookmark it for future use, if so inclined.

(goes to Twitchy)

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yazh8o7c

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 26, 2020 10:12 PM (9RkTh)

78 What Exactly Is This Sign Telling Me Not To Do?




DO NOT SOW WILD OATS INTO DOLPHIN SANCTUARY !

Posted by: runner at June 26, 2020 10:12 PM (zr5Kq)

79 Anyone have a handkerchief...?

Posted by: Flyover at June 26, 2020 10:12 PM (Rbu5d)

80 I need to do a cartoon a la Far Side of a friend pointing to my name tag...."Bummer of a name...KAREN. This really sucks.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at June 26, 2020 10:13 PM (99Nt9)

81 ...and AltonJackson, and Eris...

Posted by: hogmartin at June 26, 2020 10:13 PM (t+qrx)

82 I mean, everyone else too, I'm just starting with people I've met.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 26, 2020 10:14 PM (t+qrx)

83 Patented new anti-masturbation technology.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 26, 2020 10:07 PM (80EFL)

*heavy breathing*

Posted by: Dr. Kellogg, Weirdo at June 26, 2020 10:14 PM (BAsqb)

84 Say, I have some terrific ideas for the next Star Wars trilogy.

Posted by: Kathleen Kennedy at June 26, 2020 10:15 PM (wPVhA)

85 82 I mean, everyone else too, I'm just starting with people I've met.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 26, 2020 10:14 PM (t+qrx)

Oh good, because I was feeling left out!

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 26, 2020 10:15 PM (qrX0b)

86 Hello hogmartin.

Posted by: runner at June 26, 2020 10:15 PM (zr5Kq)

87 No jizzing on the dolphins.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 26, 2020 10:15 PM (NWiLs)

88 Question for all those 29 year old retirees - do you lose track of days? I thought Wednesday this week was Tuesday and missed getting something important done because of this.
Is this normal, to lose track of days, or is this the start of Alzheimer's?

Posted by: ALH at June 26, 2020 10:16 PM (kuNgM)

89 "Newark NJ tears down the Columbus statute that was a plot point of a Sopranos episode:



Posted by: Liberty"

Then has the never to say something about it not being meant as an insult to Italians.

Where is the mafia to settle family business when we need them?

Posted by: Ripley at June 26, 2020 10:16 PM (sGobE)

90 This breaks my heart about Newark. The government is condoning this!


Posted by: PJ at June 26, 2020 10:06 PM (qlTN9)

Newark, yeah the place that all through the 80's I was hoping was on the soviet's target list. The area that when you pulled the ticket from the machine at exit 14 on the turnpike as you were leaving the area you heard the faint sound of a toilet flush. The place where birds fly upside down because there is nothing worth shitting on. Yeah newark, what a shock.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 26, 2020 10:16 PM (9Om/r)

91 "but does anyone think that following Trump's re-election a single statue or monument will be restored, a single street re-re-named, a single book or movie un-banned/memory-holed, etc?"

At that point, it'd be time for another state. Kent State.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 26, 2020 10:16 PM (jm88q)

92 Heya, runner.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 26, 2020 10:16 PM (t+qrx)

93 No jizzing on the dolphins.

They hate that.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 26, 2020 10:16 PM (ozHKW)

94
hey, hogmartin

Posted by: AltonJackson
If you are finished, unload & show clear
at June 26, 2020 10:17 PM (DUIap)

95 *awkward, now I have to say hello to everybody on ONT

Hello, everybody !

Posted by: runner at June 26, 2020 10:18 PM (zr5Kq)

96 Dear {{{Ladyl}}}

Hope today was good for you!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 26, 2020 10:18 PM (VrS9o)

97 No jizzing on the dolphins.


He's ejaculating leeches.

Posted by: Grump928© at June 26, 2020 10:18 PM (yQpMk)

98 88 Question for all those 29 year old retirees - do you lose track of days? I thought Wednesday this week was Tuesday and missed getting something important done because of this.
Is this normal, to lose track of days, or is this the start of Alzheimer's?
Posted by: ALH

--

Normal normal.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 26, 2020 10:19 PM (Rvt88)

99 336
Trump is a prick.


Posted by: Y-not is very late to the thread at April 12, 2011 03:56 PM (pW2o
For some reason, just reading this makes me smile.

Posted by: Just a Guy taking life a quarter mile at a time. at June 26, 2020 10:19 PM (/LQkF)

100 Is this normal, to lose track of days, or is this the start of Alzheimer's?

Posted by: ALH at June 26, 2020 10:16 PM (kuNgM)


Lots of people even forget what year it is.

But when you forget the CENTURY, worry.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 26, 2020 10:19 PM (Z4rgH)

101 Hiya Ladyl !

Posted by: JT at June 26, 2020 10:19 PM (arJlL)

102 The skeet shooting was fun. The Game Theory is a tad weak, even if he knows about a Nash equilibrium, but the conclusion is mostly sound. Good to think in those terms.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 26, 2020 10:19 PM (u82oZ)

103 Insom !

I thought you stripped nekkid and went on a public speaking tour !

Posted by: JT at June 26, 2020 10:20 PM (arJlL)

104 Posted by: ALH at June 26, 2020 10:16 PM (kuNgM)

Who are you and why are you posting on this blog?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 26, 2020 10:20 PM (VrS9o)

105 103 Insom !

I thought you stripped nekkid and went on a public speaking tour !
Posted by: JT at June 26, 2020 10:20 PM (arJlL)

That was last week.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 26, 2020 10:20 PM (NWiLs)

106 Question for all those 29 year old retirees - do you lose track of days?
---------

Normal. Schedules and routine are not as important as before.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 26, 2020 10:20 PM (CTJwJ)

107 Does the dolphin have a newsletter?

Posted by: Sandra Flook at June 26, 2020 10:20 PM (EgshT)

108 Normal normal.
Posted by: Tonypete

What he said.

Posted by: JT at June 26, 2020 10:20 PM (arJlL)

109 Re: the Black Tour Operator defending the Lincoln Statue against BLM


https://tinyurl.com/y88hw6yo

Take a look at this woman. She's a product of the Hysterical Generation, people who think the power of their argument comes from the more emotionally unhinged they can become. These idiots have been raised to be lunatics.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2020 10:21 PM (oVJmc)

110 Taylor signatures are rare and coveted by collectors seeking signatures of all 56 signers of the Declaration of Independence.
Posted by: SMOD at June 26, 2020 10:03

Isn't the other big one from the DoI ssome Georgia guy? Gwinnet or something.

I have RR's autograph somewhere. at the museum I have Booker T. Washington (good) and John C. Calhoun (BAD). LOL

Posted by: Farmer at June 26, 2020 10:21 PM (NdOIs)

111 {{{.Ladyl.}}}

Glad you had grandchildren fun. That is true wealth.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 26, 2020 10:21 PM (u82oZ)

112 Who are you and why are you posting on this blog?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 26, 2020 10:20 PM (VrS9o)

Is this one of those existential questions?

Posted by: ALH at June 26, 2020 10:22 PM (kuNgM)

113 88 Question for all those 29 year old retirees - do you lose track of days? I thought Wednesday this week was Tuesday and missed getting something important done because of this.
Is this normal, to lose track of days, or is this the start of Alzheimer's?
Posted by: ALH


Yes, it's normal because you are no longer keeping track of how many days until the weekend.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 26, 2020 10:22 PM (+lVUW)

114 The stately Ace of Spades Manor has FABULOUS shelves!
And not the crap from IKEA!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 26, 2020 10:22 PM (CjFDo)

115 Where is the mafia to settle family business when we need them?


Posted by: Ripley at June 26, 2020 10:16 PM (sGobE)


It would be nice if some people felt their displeasure

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 26, 2020 10:22 PM (AdpxY)

116 Flogging the dolphin.... in front of the dolphin. Kinky.

Posted by: 13times at June 26, 2020 10:22 PM (K3B2k)

117 I was waiting for the beach crumpet to be revealed as a bloke...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto

Same here. Glad to be wrong. But the camera angle could have been a lot better.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 26, 2020 10:22 PM (u82oZ)

118 No jizzing on the dolphins.

They hate that.
Posted by: deplorable unperson

They'll swim up your ass and make that noise.

Posted by: JT at June 26, 2020 10:22 PM (arJlL)

119 These idiots have been raised to be lunatics.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2020 10:21 PM (oVJmc)

A planned by-product of common core and new maths!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 26, 2020 10:23 PM (VrS9o)

120 Flipper bukkake?


Yeah, we have that.

Posted by: pornhub at June 26, 2020 10:23 PM (ozHKW)

121 So the smart "I F**king love science" kids are all jerking each other off over new cases of Instant Death Flu being reported.

Sure, as they've been all along, that millions of deaths are to follow

Posted by: RoyalOil at June 26, 2020 10:23 PM (LOiLr)

122 Where is the mafia to settle family business when we need them?


Posted by: Ripley at June 26, 2020 10:16 PM (sGobE)


It would be nice if some people felt their displeasure
Posted by: TheQuietMan

" Now youse can't leave"

Posted by: JT at June 26, 2020 10:24 PM (arJlL)

123 Is this normal, to lose track of days, or is this the start of Alzheimer's?
Posted by: ALH at June 26, 2020 10:16 PM (kuNgM)

My wife is having problems with this. I am not, but I am in charge to getting the garbage cans out (by day of the week) and other tasks that help.

Posted by: The Shadow Knows at June 26, 2020 10:24 PM (r28kI)

124
Question for all those 29 year old retirees - do you lose track of days?

When you're retired every day is Saturday. Except for Sunday.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 26, 2020 10:24 PM (aKsyK)

125 The skeet shooting was fun. The Game Theory is a tad weak, even if he knows about a Nash equilibrium, but the conclusion is mostly sound. Good to think in those terms.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 26, 2020 10:19 PM (u82oZ)


I quit reading that piece as soon as he claimed that the shooting of Gabby Giffords was a Red assailant.

He drank the purple drank koolaid and overdosed.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 26, 2020 10:24 PM (Z4rgH)

126 Hey Hrothgar, Hogmartin, JT, Wing, Insom, and the greater Horde!

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at June 26, 2020 10:24 PM (TdMsT)

127 Thanks for the reassurance, y'all. You guys are the best!

Posted by: ALH at June 26, 2020 10:25 PM (kuNgM)

128 Ladyl!
*hugs*

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 26, 2020 10:25 PM (NWiLs)

129 Question for all those 29 year old retirees - do you
lose track of days? I thought Wednesday this week was Tuesday and
missed getting something important done because of this.

Is this normal, to lose track of days, or is this the start of Alzheimer's?

Posted by: ALH at June 26, 2020 10:16 PM (kuNgM)

---
it's called Halfzheimer's...

it's like Alzheimer's, but it only happens some of the time...
in all seriousness though, if you are really worried, look up the early signs of that particularly nasty and cruel disease, and watch for them.

just don't obsess over them, our you're likely to psychosomatic yourself.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 26, 2020 10:25 PM (9RkTh)

130 Hrothgar--

I hope everything is great with you! I can't seem to cool down, so I'm laying in bed with an ice pack on my neck.

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at June 26, 2020 10:26 PM (TdMsT)

131 " Now youse can't leave"
Posted by: JT at June 26, 2020 10:24 PM (arJlL)

Love that scene.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 26, 2020 10:26 PM (qrX0b)

132 336
Trump is a prick.


Posted by: Y-not is very late to the thread at April 12, 2011 03:56 PM (pW2o


A Y-not appearance? Welcome back, stranger.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 26, 2020 10:26 PM (Z4rgH)

133 GnuBreed

I knew that was wrong. A mentally unstable Leftist tried a hit on a Republican politician. He killed him, but wounded others.

But I looked at the overall analysis.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 26, 2020 10:26 PM (u82oZ)

134 It's very exciting when the dolphin extends his finger of friendship.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at June 26, 2020 10:26 PM (EgshT)

135 Darling Insom.

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at June 26, 2020 10:26 PM (TdMsT)

136 I can't seem to cool down, so I'm laying in bed with an ice pack on my neck.
Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free!

Go on.......

Posted by: JT at June 26, 2020 10:26 PM (arJlL)

137
88 Question for all those 29 year old retirees - do you lose track of
days? I thought Wednesday this week was Tuesday and missed getting
something important done because of this.

Is this normal, to lose track of days, or is this the start of Alzheimer's?

Posted by: ALH
.............
I'm still working (from home) and still lose track of the days!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 26, 2020 10:27 PM (CjFDo)

138 This is not a phase, it's a ratchet click, a huge one.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2020 10:09 PM (El6T/)

The best part of ratchets is they only work in one direction!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 26, 2020 10:27 PM (VrS9o)

139 Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/y7x4tttu

https://tinyurl.com/yckjqkq5

https://tinyurl.com/y9ebnpa4

https://tinyurl.com/y7tlrltq

https://tinyurl.com/y77j8sxr

Posted by: kbdabear at June 26, 2020 10:27 PM (qAR6u)

140 Leech swims up man's penis, drinks pint of blood before docs pull it out




Proper application of leeches. It's like people need a "how to" or something. Everybody, and I mean everybody knows they go on your neck.

Posted by: runner at June 26, 2020 10:27 PM (zr5Kq)

141 88...
Is this normal, to lose track of days, or is this the start of Alzheimer's?
Posted by: ALH at June 26, 2020 10:16 PM (kuNgM)


Normal.
No worries.

Posted by: Flyover at June 26, 2020 10:27 PM (Rbu5d)

142 A Y-not appearance? Welcome back, stranger.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 26, 2020 10:26 PM (Z4rgH)

Look at the date and time.

She was a never Trumper when it wasn't cool.

Posted by: Just a Guy taking life a quarter mile at a time. at June 26, 2020 10:27 PM (/LQkF)

143 A Y-not appearance?


Nope. Old cut and paste.


TDS got her. She gone.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 26, 2020 10:28 PM (ozHKW)

144 127 Thanks for the reassurance, y'all. You guys are the best!
Posted by: ALH at June 26, 2020 10:25 PM (kuNgM)

Yes. Yes we are. What were we talking about?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 26, 2020 10:28 PM (NWiLs)

145 wooooo lightning

Posted by: hogmartin at June 26, 2020 10:29 PM (t+qrx)

146

Go on.......
Posted by: JT at June 26, 2020 10:26 PM (arJlL)

Ha!

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at June 26, 2020 10:29 PM (TdMsT)

147 >>>Is this normal, to lose track of days, or is this the start of Alzheimer's?

Yes. To both. Seriously though, sure. It is easy to forget what day of the week it is. Age has little to do with it. I would lose track when I was in my 20's and was on call 24/7 at the railroad. I'd loose track in the summer when I didn't work and my kids were out of school. I loose track now, 'cause retired, who cares.

There's a joke about you don't have Alzheimer's because you forgot where you put your car keys. You have Alzheimer's if you don't know what the car keys are for.

Posted by: cfo mom at June 26, 2020 10:29 PM (RfzVr)

148 More Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/yca4w4nb

https://tinyurl.com/y9qo72o4

https://tinyurl.com/y7hj2a54

https://tinyurl.com/ycrn3ru6

https://tinyurl.com/yavsdkz8

Posted by: kbdabear at June 26, 2020 10:29 PM (qAR6u)

149 I couldn't help but notice in that "Civil War Game Theory" essay, the 'optimal' set of moves turns out to be "Give the Blues what they want, just not as fast as they want it" no matter which side is in power. The ratchet never turns the other way.

Posted by: Reactor Axe Man at June 26, 2020 10:29 PM (vynEc)

150 At that point, it'd be time for another state. Kent State.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 26, 2020 10:16 PM (jm88q)

---
only this time with better marksmanship...

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 26, 2020 10:29 PM (9RkTh)

151 The Trump law and order thread is pretty good.

Unfortunately it plays out in a way that always irks me at times in that it is focused on the metrics of re-election.

How about viewing it through a different prism. Trump should take action to restore order because it's the right thing to do and because thugs are f*cking up the country of which he is the chief LEO, reelection be damned.

Just f*cking do what is right and let the chips fall where they may.

The only way that is a risky move is if you think there are more people in the country that would prefer to see it vandalized and burned.

And even if that's the case, at least you kill a few marxists on your way out the door.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 26, 2020 10:30 PM (6O8J+)

152 Noose found in neighbor's bathroom!!

https://tinyurl.com/yd379glr

Posted by: kbdabear at June 26, 2020 10:30 PM (qAR6u)

153 present

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 26, 2020 10:30 PM (iTXRQ)

154 Commissar Hrothgar & rhomboid

That large racket is not sustainable. The question is can we maneuver around this? We should be able to with a Trump electoral victory.

A real key would be the GOPe and CoC realizing they will all die, with their families, if the Left wins. The left would kill the baby girls, steal all their money, and put the burned bodies down a mine shaft.

Russian Noble Families were very hard hit. The Romanov's most of all. But the CoC and GOPe are bent.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 26, 2020 10:31 PM (u82oZ)

155 ALH--I keep a "Month at a Time" calendar. I can't stand electronic calendars. I review my calendar before I go to bed every night.

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at June 26, 2020 10:31 PM (TdMsT)

156 {{{Salty Dog}}}!!!

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at June 26, 2020 10:32 PM (TdMsT)

157 Is this normal, to lose track of days, or is this the start of Alzheimer's?


Typical. In fact, my schedule got loosey-goosey enough that I bought a couple of pill reminders for the morning and evening sets. Also, going into a room and forgetting why you went there or sitting down in front of the computer to look something up and completely fading on it right there and then are not at all unusual.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at June 26, 2020 10:32 PM (ZSK0i)

158 The nice thing about our free market system is that when demand is high enough for a product- hate crimes, for instance- a manufacturer will bee found.

Posted by: t-bird at June 26, 2020 10:32 PM (zN/5f)

159 Ladyl
Hopefully you will get a good nights sleep and feel better in the morning.
I had a wonderful two days with DaughterH, so I am in a really good mood, but exhausted!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 26, 2020 10:32 PM (VrS9o)

160 Heh. I like the guy using the hockey stick to launch the clay pigeons. Kinda looks like the countryside up by Cold Lake, but it could really be anywhere.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 26, 2020 10:34 PM (T4tSG)

161 Coincident with the imposition of a mask requirements on the populated counties in Oregon, the Oregon Health Authority has Grim News - a computer model of CCP virus cases shows that the disease is about to spiral out of control in Oregon.

They're using Bill Gates' epidemiological model, of course, which has proven so accurate in the past.

The grim forecast suggests Oregon could see anywhere from 910 new daily infections to an astounding 5,030 a day by July 16, depending on the level of spread. Only a fraction of those are likely to be identified.

Worse yet,

Hospital admissions could hit 27 a day under the moderate scenario - a threshold that Oregon surpassed only once during the pandemic, a week after Gov. Kate Brown ordered residents to stay at home.

The pessimistic scenario suggests that admissions could reach 82 a day, a staggeringly high number that would challenge hospital systems across the state and likely halt non-urgent medical procedures.


Oregon has more than 6,500 non-ICU hospital beds, but is incapable of dealing with 82 daily CCP virus admissions.

But, wait! There's hope!

Dr. Dean Sidelinger, the state health officer and epidemiologist, urged residents on Friday to take responsibility for their actions. He asked Oregonians to consider foregoing or limiting gathering sizes for Fourth of July parties, keeping distance from others and wearing face masks in public spaces

He doesn't call for ending the nightly mass demonstrations in Portland, of course. Outdoor Fourth of July parties can spread CCP virus, but chanting for hours at a crowded demonstration can not.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 26, 2020 10:34 PM (I2/tG)

162 I'd once thought the lovely and long suffering Mrs RnA had developed Alzheimer's... Or AIDS... I wasn't sure...

The doctor told me to drop her off somewhere in town and, should she find her way home, not to fuck her!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at June 26, 2020 10:35 PM (gQS2h)

163 Don't spray popcorn or Gummi bears out ya dick onto dolpins..

Posted by: Fink Stinger at June 26, 2020 10:35 PM (t+U1j)

164
How about viewing it through a different prism. Trump should take
action to restore order because it's the right thing to do and because
thugs are f*cking up the country of which he is the chief LEO,
reelection be damned.


Seriously?

Does no one understand that "President Biden" means we will live in a post-apocalyptic, hyper-violent UltraRoman, 1984 hellscape at best?

These kind of posts are what has me shopping for Plan B properties in certain gun-friendly , rational countries in SA.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 26, 2020 10:35 PM (ozHKW)

165 Ok, getting away from brain fade and on to enjoyable stuff, time for a little nostalgia. The Blues Brothers on SNL doing Soul Man. The dancing really starts at about 1:26

https://tinyurl.com/BBSoulMan

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at June 26, 2020 10:35 PM (ZSK0i)

166 Alberta Oil Peon

Thought of you as soon as I saw the title.

How is your hail recovery going? You took a harrowing hit.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 26, 2020 10:35 PM (u82oZ)

167 Look at the date and time.

She was a never Trumper when it wasn't cool.

Posted by: Just a Guy taking life a quarter mile at a time. at June 26, 2020 10:27 PM (/LQkF)


Oh, I do know why she left this place. But one can be hopeful that they have been Trump-pilled in the meanwhile.
*********

Salty, when someone fails a basic premise on their article, I'm done with their train of thought.

If I want faulty thinking, I get drunk and post at 3 am.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 26, 2020 10:35 PM (Z4rgH)

168 144 127 Thanks for the reassurance, y'all. You guys are the best!
Posted by: ALH at June 26, 2020 10:25 PM (kuNgM)

Yes. Yes we are. What were we talking about?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 26, 2020 10:28 PM (NWiLs)

And who the heck are you to weigh in on a private conversation between me and what's her name?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 26, 2020 10:36 PM (VrS9o)

169 Noose found in neighbor's bathroom!!

https://tinyurl.com/yd379glr

Posted by: kbdabear at June 26, 2020 10:30 PM



Was expecting a soap-on-a-rope there!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at June 26, 2020 10:38 PM (gQS2h)

170 He doesn't call for ending the nightly mass
demonstrations in Portland, of course. Outdoor Fourth of July parties
can spread CCP virus, but chanting for hours at a crowded demonstration
can not.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 26, 2020 10:34 PM (I2/tG)


Comrade, that's how "science" works. Flu Manchu avoids communist riots but will spread like a wildfire through anything patriotic because science

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 26, 2020 10:38 PM (AdpxY)

171 Nice lead photo there, Weird Dave! Thanks for using the photo I sent you. I actually drove past that farm again today. I think they're growing a crop of future morons there.

Posted by: Doof at June 26, 2020 10:39 PM (mZUr4)

172 The woman who shot Andy Warhol will be closer to discovering redemption within the left-wing than someone who made a joke about Greta Thunberg.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 26, 2020 10:39 PM (LxTcq)

173 The ARC of History!

In the young, viral loading determines your fate.
May all the Leftist protesters have elevated viral loading that overwhelms their immune system. Like that late young whistle-blower Dr. in Wuhan.

Basically, the protesters are not smart, about life, conduct, or the process of viral diseases.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 26, 2020 10:39 PM (u82oZ)

174 Is this normal, to lose track of days, or is this the start of Alzheimer's?
Posted by: ALH at June 26, 2020 10:16

Could be both? This shutdown hasn't helped. I lose track too.
We opened today for the first since the Mar shutdown. No one came in.

Posted by: Farmer at June 26, 2020 10:40 PM (NdOIs)

175 159 Ladyl
Hopefully you will get a good nights sleep and feel better in the morning.
I had a wonderful two days with DaughterH, so I am in a really good mood, but exhausted!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 26, 2020 10:32 PM (VrS9o)

Hrothgar--that is wonderful. I hope your daughter and her family are doing well.

I just got back from 2 days at my daughter's house. The grandlovies are a hoot!

I was completely wiped out when I got home, then had to get up early to play, so I'm still in recovery mode.

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at June 26, 2020 10:40 PM (TdMsT)

176 The woman who shot Andy Warhol will be closer to discovering redemption within the left-wing than someone who made a joke about Greta Thunberg.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 26, 2020 10:39 PM (LxTcq)


Who shot who in the what now?

Posted by: hogmartin at June 26, 2020 10:41 PM (t+qrx)

177 Dolphins Not Into Potty Play

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2020 10:41 PM (oVJmc)

178 153 present
Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 26, 2020 10:30 PM (iTXRQ)

{{{DB}}}

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 26, 2020 10:42 PM (qrX0b)

179 > Ok, getting away from brain fade and on to enjoyable stuff, time for a little nostalgia. The Blues Brothers


great stuff

and those 'shuffle girls' dancers stole some of Jake and Elwood's moves

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 26, 2020 10:42 PM (iTXRQ)

180
And who the heck are you to weigh in on a private conversation between me and what's her name?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 26, 2020 10:36 PM (VrS9o)


What--what was I going to say?

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at June 26, 2020 10:42 PM (TdMsT)

181 Very recent headline on Instapundit:

"Sex addict claims hot female gamers caused him to injure his penis".


I thought it was the Cheetos that did that.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at June 26, 2020 10:43 PM (ZSK0i)

182 Worth a discussion.
---

Yeah no. His conclusion looks to me like "Progressives get to turn the incrementalism crank when they're in power, and should be allowed to keep turning the crank a bit when out of power"

I'm really only interested in the solution that frees us from progressive influence, which has been intolerable for a while already.

Posted by: Methos at June 26, 2020 10:43 PM (kOpft)

183 JordaN! Thankee kindly

hope your evening is Finest Kind™

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 26, 2020 10:43 PM (iTXRQ)

184 Ladyl, glad your time with grandkids went well.
It is amazing that grandkids grow so much between visits, whereas your own children seem to grow so slowly because you see them every day!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 26, 2020 10:43 PM (VrS9o)

185 GnuBreed

That works sometime. Like a wrong first reaction for a multi-step synthesis.

Operational Research is an area I know a bit about, so I wanted to see what he came up with.

He can have somewhat valid conclusions form flawed data. And it's easier to modify a conclusion than to come up with it myself. My time is a limiting factor.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 26, 2020 10:44 PM (u82oZ)

186 I quit reading that piece as soon as he claimed that the shooting of Gabby Giffords was a Red assailant.

He drank the purple drank koolaid and overdosed.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 26, 2020 10:24 PM (Z4rgH)

Red, as in "Commie"? Because the shooter was a fucked-in-the-head Democrat kid, from a prominent Democrat family, who had used their pull with the Democrat Sheriff to keep the kid out of jail once before. And the shooter's real target was apparently Republican Judge John Roll, who died. Giffords, and the little girl who was murdered were just collateral damage.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 26, 2020 10:44 PM (T4tSG)

187 Man, I really miss the_donald, it was my go-to for intel for so long

anyhoo, I agree PDJT is less anti-anarchy than I wish

I pray there's a plan

if the Dims win, it's over

Posted by: clbrto at June 26, 2020 10:44 PM (vTCSA)

188 Basically, the protesters are not smart, about life, conduct, or the process of viral diseases.

Portland's virus groupies are all excited, of course, now that the Apocalypse is finally upon us.

A sample:

Our hospitals will be filling up over the next few days

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 26, 2020 10:44 PM (I2/tG)

189 Does no one understand that "President Biden" means we will live in a post-apocalyptic, hyper-violent UltraRoman, 1984 hellscape at best?

.....

If Trump doesn't stand by a watch as we are raped, we mind wind up bring raped in the future.

Yeah, not buying that excuse.

If he isn't willing to go to mat while American cities burn, while history is erased, while American business are shuttered for a bullshit virus hoax, while SCOTUS strips away religious liberties, then what is the point of re-electing him.

The promise of better lube for the next sodomizing?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 26, 2020 10:44 PM (6O8J+)

190
I quit reading that piece as soon as he claimed that the shooting of Gabby Giffords was a Red assailant.


He is corrected, and acknowledges it, in the comments.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2020 10:45 PM (oVJmc)

191 Well this 4th of July should be interesting.
Maybe real fireworks will be used.

Posted by: Case at June 26, 2020 10:46 PM (JKDz7)

192

Mike Henry
@mikehenrybro
It's been an honor to play Cleveland on Family Guy for 20 years. I love this character, but persons of color should play characters of color. Therefore, I will be stepping down from the role.

https://tinyurl.com/y7bqf4bm

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 26, 2020 10:46 PM (aKsyK)

193 To be fair, the 90s cartoon X-men, Storm was voiced by a white woman, and it was weak.

Boondocks had Samuel L Jackson and another black man playing white characters. It was jarring, and I think that was the reaction MacGruder wanted.

Full Metal Alchemist, the ?8? year old little brother is turned into a huge suit of armor. They actually got a kid to play that role. Having a woman pretend to be a boy will not work if the image on screen does not corroborate.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 26, 2020 10:46 PM (LxTcq)

194 I've never been a fantasy game player, wouldn't know how to read a polygonal dice nor it's hieroglyphic symbols.

My version of Civil War Game Theory involves laser-measured distances to important neighborhood features, as observed from each door and window in my house.

Pro-tip. Carry your laser rangefinder around town as you drive hither and yon, and make up range cards for areas and approaches of likely protests, riots and other mayhemic events.

For one, you'll have accurate measurements. Next, you'll also train your Mk. 1 eyeball to begin to relate to those measurement in your basic visual calculations.

Meanwhile. Fuck the left, and their traitorous "ratchet". We apply will and force, and we can loose that pawl and let 'er spin in reverse for a while.

The collateral damage would be.. noteworthy.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 26, 2020 10:47 PM (QzJWU)

195 Also, going into a room and forgetting why you went there or sitting down in front of the computer to look something up and completely fading on it right there and then are not at all unusual.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at June 26, 2020 10:32 PM (ZSK0i)

------------------

What drives me bonkers is a bad habit of putting something down without thinking about it -- then, ten minutes later, having to search all over for something I never should have "lost"

Posted by: The Shadow Knows at June 26, 2020 10:47 PM (r28kI)

196 What do the P.F. initials stand for?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 26, 2020 10:47 PM (xIBU4)

197 >It's been an honor to play Cleveland on Family Guy for 20 years. I love this character, but persons of color should play characters of color.


what was his opinion for the 19 years prior?

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 26, 2020 10:47 PM (iTXRQ)

198 The Smurfs will have to be mute now.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2020 10:48 PM (oVJmc)

199 If the Dems win, it's not over, it's just the beginning.

Posted by: Hands at June 26, 2020 10:48 PM (786Ro)

200 Signs says "Piss on you, you are not swimming up my dick!"

Posted by: boynsea at June 26, 2020 10:49 PM (Fks5r)

201 Bitter Clinger

I'm sure GEOTUS wants to do a lot of things.

But he has to task others to do them. Who can he trust?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 26, 2020 10:49 PM (u82oZ)

202 If the Dems win, it's not over, it's just the beginning.
Posted by: Hands at June 26, 2020 10:48 PM (786Ro)


They not gonna win.

Posted by: runner at June 26, 2020 10:49 PM (zr5Kq)

203 What drives me bonkers is a bad habit of putting something down without thinking about it -- then, ten minutes later, having to search all over for something I never should have "lost"

I'm usually pretty rigorous about putting important stuff (glasses, etc.) down in the same place or places all the time. It's when I put them in a non-standard spot that they disappear for an extended period of time.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at June 26, 2020 10:49 PM (ZSK0i)

204 What would have happened if the One Ring fell into Gimli's hands?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 26, 2020 10:50 PM (LxTcq)

205 Yeah sorry just can't. Hope you all are doing well, and doing what you can to stay well. My last hope is that the end will be, at least, spectacularly visual. Like an orange comet slamming into a blue comet and, as an aside, wiping out all life on earth.

Seems pretty clear life on earth was on the downward path anyway. Might as well scrub it and start again somewhere else.

Cheers.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 26, 2020 10:50 PM (l9m7l)

206 "Verbal blackface"?

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 26, 2020 10:50 PM (qrX0b)

207 Now that Carly Fiorina has endorsed Biden, I guess I'm voting for Biden instead of Trump.

Posted by: Said Nobody Never! at June 26, 2020 10:50 PM (I2/tG)

208 Hey everyone quick update on the family situation. For those who don't know, wife's son (35) unfortunately took his own life over the weekend.

I wanted to just jump in here and say that to all who offered anything of note I am most appreciative... and to those who prayed, I want to tell you without a hint of bs that God has worked not one but two miracles in my wife's life this week (since your prayers).

Nothing is going to alter this dreadful situation. But I am not exaggerating when I saw that I didn't think either of these two things, that only God could have worked in her life, were even possible as of a week ago. I'm talking BEFORE all this. I have long believed He can take the most tragic things and use them for Good and I also 100% believe in the power of prayer. But I never expected anything particularly good to happen these week, let alone either of these things. I am being vague due to opsec and paranoia but mostly paranoia.

Wife slept a lot today. She's in the middle of a six hour "nap" and I am grateful for her. Poor girl has never had to go through anything like this before and it is difficult to watch. I've been on autopilot all week, I think. I'm expecting to be on the board of shame again.

Thank you again for the prayers and your kind thoughts and your senses of humor and the little island of stillness and sanity (mileage may vary bigly on all counts) that we have here. I can't concentrate on much and as usual I am putting off a project. Love you guys, even Insomniac. And I forgive Jordan61 for the crack on the last thread, though she should know I am not God; *my* forgiveness is only temporary.

Posted by: ... at June 26, 2020 10:50 PM (NaPFG)

209 Mike Henry
@mikehenrybro
It's been an honor to play Cleveland on Family Guy for 20 years. I love this character, but persons of color should play characters of color. Therefore, I will be stepping down from the role.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


Was he black 20 years ago? Why didn't he turn down the role then? What grinds my gears most is how alllll of these things are suddenly a problem right now -- June 2020. But they were supposedly fine committing these horrific acts up until now. These bozos.

Posted by: AF at June 26, 2020 10:51 PM (RsPQq)

210 Fiorina is a joke.

Posted by: runner at June 26, 2020 10:51 PM (zr5Kq)

211 I put a pair of my readers in my mailbox recently, thinking I would remember that for sure. Lost for a week.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 26, 2020 10:51 PM (xIBU4)

212 What do the P.F. initials stand for?

If you're referring to P.F. Changs, it's a modified combination of the two founders names: Paul Fleming and Philip Chiang.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at June 26, 2020 10:51 PM (ZSK0i)

213 212, thanks.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 26, 2020 10:52 PM (xIBU4)

214 P.F. Changs,



I love PF Changs !

Posted by: runner at June 26, 2020 10:52 PM (zr5Kq)

215 Thanks for the ONT.

From what I've heard, the dolphin might be into that kind of thing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 26, 2020 10:52 PM (2B9A/)

216 what was his opinion for the 19 years prior?

I assume that he will be forfeiting his salary for the last nineteen years, along with all his residuals, and donating them as reparations.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 26, 2020 10:52 PM (I2/tG)

217 Mike Henry

@mikehenrybro

It's been an honor to play Cleveland on Family Guy for 20 years. I
love this character, but persons of color should play characters of
color. Therefore, I will be stepping down from the role.



https://tinyurl.com/y7bqf4bm

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 26, 2020 10:46 PM (aKsyK)


Mike Henry the guy who played Tarzan in the 1960s?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 26, 2020 10:53 PM (ryIKn)

218 How is your hail recovery going? You took a harrowing hit.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 26, 2020 10:35 PM (u82oZ)

Still waiting to hear from insurance adjusters. Went into the insurance agency today, and said, "it's been almost 2 weeks, and zero communication from adjusters. What gives?" Well, they went and gave out my U.S. cellphone number that I use when I am in Arizona. So, if the adjusters tried to call, I would not get the message. I never check that voicemail. People who know me know the other number.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 26, 2020 10:53 PM (T4tSG)

219 Posted by: clbrto at June 26, 2020 10:44 PM (vTCSA)

thedonald.win

Posted by: ... at June 26, 2020 10:53 PM (NaPFG)

220 Very sorry to hear,.... I've dealt with that a number of times and it never makes sense. Prayers and such.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 26, 2020 10:53 PM (l9m7l)

221 putting something down without thinking about it

I feel your pain. I'm currently looking for a finger ring that I realized is missing..... and I just finished putting new valve cover gaskets on my car's engine. And yes, they are a bitch kitty to get on and off.

Posted by: boynsea at June 26, 2020 10:54 PM (Fks5r)

222 ...

Prayers continue to ascend for you and yours.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 26, 2020 10:54 PM (u82oZ)

223 Thank you again for the prayers and your kind thoughts and your senses of humor and the little island of stillness and sanity (mileage may vary bigly on all counts) that we have here. I can't concentrate on much and as usual I am putting off a project. Love you guys, even Insomniac. And I forgive Jordan61 for the crack on the last thread, though she should know I am not God; *my* forgiveness is only temporary.
Posted by: ... at June 26, 2020 10:50 PM (NaPFG)

In my defense, I'm kinda tipsy. I hardly ever drink and have no tolerance.

Hugs and prayers for you and your family.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 26, 2020 10:54 PM (qrX0b)

224 What would have happened if the One Ring fell into Gimli's hands?

---

Imagine Smaug, but bigger.

Posted by: Methos at June 26, 2020 10:54 PM (kOpft)

225 Alberta Oil Peon

Good luck!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 26, 2020 10:55 PM (u82oZ)

226
If he isn't willing to go to mat while American cities burn, while history is erased, while American business are shuttered for a bullshit virus hoax, while SCOTUS strips away religious liberties, then what is the point of re-electing him.

The promise of better lube for the next sodomizing?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 26, 2020 10:44 PM (6O8J+)


He is the best we've had for a very long time. Since Reagan. What he has done ffor us is almost miraculous, considering the holy hell that has been unleashed on him 24/7.

Who else, in your opinion, would have endured that for four years?

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at June 26, 2020 10:55 PM (TdMsT)

227 Posted by: ... at June 26, 2020 10:50 PM (NaPFG)

It's the least we can do in such a time of grief and pain.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 26, 2020 10:55 PM (NWiLs)

228 But he has to task others to do them. Who can he trust?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 26, 2020 10:49 PM (u82oZ)

......

Fair point.

I guess it's just up to the citizenry now.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 26, 2020 10:56 PM (38/p9)

229 Red, as in "Commie"? Because the shooter was a fucked-in-the-head Democrat kid, from a prominent Democrat family, who had used their pull with the Democrat Sheriff to keep the kid out of jail once before. And the shooter's real target was apparently Republican Judge John Roll, who died. Giffords, and the little girl who was murdered were just collateral damage.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 26, 2020 10:44 PM (T4tSG)


No, AOP, Red as in Republican. He contrasted that shooting with the Steve Scalise 'Blue' shooting.

It told me he was full of shit, right then.

If you are operating from flawed premises, how can you reach a solid conclusion? Hint -- You cannot.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 26, 2020 10:57 PM (Z4rgH)

230 Of note, there is another Ace of Spades Farm 4 miles from Spokane, Washington. http://www.aceofspadesfarm.com

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 26, 2020 10:58 PM (u82oZ)

231
Thank you again for the prayers and your kind thoughts and your senses of humor and the little island of stillness and sanity (mileage may vary bigly on all counts) that we have here. I can't concentrate on much and as usual I am putting off a project. Love you guys, even Insomniac. And I forgive Jordan61 for the crack on the last thread, though she should know I am not God; *my* forgiveness is only temporary.
Posted by: ... at June 26, 2020 10:50 PM (NaPFG)


{{{...}}}

We are here for you...

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at June 26, 2020 10:58 PM (TdMsT)

232 In my defense, I'm kinda tipsy. I hardly ever drink and have no tolerance.



Hugs and prayers for you and your family.



Posted by: Jordan61 at June 26, 2020 10:54 PM (qrX0b)

Thank you darling. {{J61}}

Posted by: ... at June 26, 2020 10:58 PM (NaPFG)

233 I love PF Changs !

Posted by: runner at June 26, 2020 10:52 PM (zr5Kq)

Loved it in Virginia, but in Sarasota, during the lockdown, the food was terrible.

Posted by: The Shadow Knows at June 26, 2020 10:58 PM (r28kI)

234 Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 26, 2020 10:53 PM (l9m7l)

Thank you BC. It is very much appreciated.

Posted by: ... at June 26, 2020 10:59 PM (NaPFG)

235 He is corrected, and acknowledges it, in the comments.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2020 10:45 PM (oVJmc)


Too fucking late for me. Like I said, I quit reading right then.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 26, 2020 10:59 PM (Z4rgH)

236 No, AOP, Red as in Republican. He contrasted that shooting with the Steve Scalise 'Blue' shooting.

It told me he was full of shit, right then.

If you are operating from flawed premises, how can you reach a solid conclusion? Hint -- You cannot.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 26, 2020 10:57 PM (Z4rgH)

OK, so he bought into the Leftist narrative, hook, line, and sinker, then, to mix metaphors.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 26, 2020 10:59 PM (T4tSG)

237 For landscaping: https://www.aceofspadestelford.co.uk

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 26, 2020 10:59 PM (u82oZ)

238 Family Guy is 20?

Where has the time gone?

Anyhoo all white people at CNN and MSNBC really should give their jobs to black people.

I mean, why the fuck not?

Posted by: eleven at June 26, 2020 10:59 PM (Qf83p)

239 Right back atcha salty, Insom and {{{{Ladyl}}}}. Gonna go try and work. Which means I'll be back here in approximately 10 minutes.

Posted by: ... at June 26, 2020 11:00 PM (NaPFG)

240 230 Of note, there is another Ace of Spades Farm 4 miles from Spokane, Washington. http://www.aceofspadesfarm.com
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 26, 2020 10:58 PM (u82oZ)

WHY DIDN'T I KNOW ABOUT THIS?!

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 26, 2020 11:01 PM (qrX0b)

241 If I missed a joke about that lil grifter imbecile dweeb Greta Whatever, please post.

As has been written, It's the least we can do in such a time of grief and pain.

Posted by: scrunity matters at June 26, 2020 11:01 PM (BRkq2)

242 @192

If we are really going this route then let's not fuck around, let's go all the way, no more white actors for any roles, only POCs in Televison, Movies, Theatre, etc.


It's not like I watch any of this crap any more so perhaps it will teach a lesson to these shitbird woke dipshits of palor.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 26, 2020 11:01 PM (NJNke)

243 Jordan61

Uh, because they are Organic Farmers with soyboy tendencies?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 26, 2020 11:02 PM (u82oZ)

244 Loved it in Virginia, but in Sarasota, during the lockdown, the food was terrible.
Posted by: The Shadow Knows at June 26, 2020 10:58 PM (r28kI)



I got hooked on it in Atlanta (area). I mean, orange peel shrimp !

Posted by: runner at June 26, 2020 11:02 PM (zr5Kq)

245 so we have another NT here now ?

Posted by: Man of La Munchies at June 26, 2020 11:02 PM (4XImJ)

246 P.F. Flyers

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 26, 2020 11:03 PM (aKsyK)

247 I've had dinner once at P. F. Chang's -- in a mall... I've seen the P.F. Chang's frozen bagged dinners offered at the grocery -- they probably don't have that same food-court ambience, though...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at June 26, 2020 11:03 PM (gQS2h)

248 Uh, because they are Organic Farmers with soyboy tendencies?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 26, 2020 11:02 PM (u82oZ)

That's probably it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 26, 2020 11:03 PM (qrX0b)

249 If we are really going this route then let's not fuck around, let's go all the way, no more white actors for any roles, only POCs in Televison, Movies, Theatre, etc.

---------

This won't work out well for Goldie Hawn.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 26, 2020 11:03 PM (wPVhA)

250 Jordan61

Their marketing must suck if you did not know.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 26, 2020 11:03 PM (u82oZ)

251 But he has to task others to do them. Who can he trust?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 26, 2020 10:49 PM (u82oZ)

NaCly, I wrote such an elegant and reasoned response to that but apparently hit the delete, not the send key. I think that was a clue telling me to bid you all adieu and retire for the night!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 26, 2020 11:03 PM (VrS9o)

252 Do they still make the frozen dinners? Are they any good?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 26, 2020 11:03 PM (xIBU4)

253 ellipsis, that is terrible. I am very sorry. The only thing I can offer is that time does heal. But time needs to pass.

Posted by: runner at June 26, 2020 11:03 PM (zr5Kq)

254 Screw that Heyward guy... Trump has done more for this country than any President in my lifetime and he is acting within his role even now. It is not his role to be the mayor of every shitty Democrat city in the entire country. It is not his role to be Governor of any of the 50 states. It is his role to be the President and he has been doing that very well for the last 4 years.





Trump is even now doing great things for this country including suspension of regulations that make it harder to get people back to work and halting visa programs that will also allow Americans to get back to work. He has put measures in place to protect monuments and ordered the FBI and Justice Department to throw the book at rioters who have committed federal crimes.




And WHY do we (and I include me in that) think it is OK to sit on our asses doing nothing and expect the President to fix local issues that WE should be addressing.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 26, 2020 11:03 PM (nAiE/)

255 I found out tonight that one of my friends hasn't read John Stuart Mill and thinks we live in a democracy, and therefore the Electoral College must be abolished.

Bwahahaha!

She teaches anthropology at college.

*cries*

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 26, 2020 11:04 PM (/+bwe)

256 247 I've had dinner once at P. F. Chang's -- in a mall... I've seen the P.F. Chang's frozen bagged dinners offered at the grocery -- they probably don't have that same food-court ambience, though...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at June 26, 2020 11:03 PM (gQS2h)

-----------

You sure it wasn't a Mongolian Barbecue?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 26, 2020 11:04 PM (wPVhA)

257
... Continuing prayers for you and yours.
Been there on the other side of it and it took a lot of therapy to recover.
Never again.

Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at June 26, 2020 11:04 PM (d9Irc)

258 239 Right back atcha salty, Insom and {{{{Ladyl}}}}. Gonna go try and work. Which means I'll be back here in approximately 10 minutes.
Posted by: ... at June 26, 2020 11:00 PM (NaPFG)


We'll be here when you get back!

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at June 26, 2020 11:05 PM (TdMsT)

259 Ellipsis, I have been praying for you and your family every day. I am glad God continues to hold you in the palm of his hand.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 26, 2020 11:05 PM (nAiE/)

260 I ain't gonna work on Ace's Farm no more!!

Posted by: Bob Dylan at June 26, 2020 11:05 PM (qAR6u)

261 Never seen a not free standing PF Chang's

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 26, 2020 11:05 PM (xIBU4)

262 Their marketing must suck if you did not know.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 26, 2020 11:03 PM (u82oZ)

I've never heard of them, but I have heard of most of the restaurants they supply. Mostly overpriced hipster places.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 26, 2020 11:06 PM (qrX0b)

263 Commissar Hrothgar

Good night, good sir. May your bevy of acolytes sing you to sleep.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 26, 2020 11:06 PM (u82oZ)

264 Wait, aren't some people here confusing whisky-dick for cocaine-dick?

And let's try to leave tequila-dick out of this campaign.

Posted by: Fritz at June 26, 2020 11:06 PM (95j/9)

265 It's not like I watch any of this crap any more so perhaps it will teach a lesson to these shitbird woke dipshits of palor.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 26, 2020 11:01 PM (NJNke)

If all those woke-ass actors, singers, and athletes had to depend upon the income derived from my patronage, their belly buttons would soon be making intimate acquaintance with their backbones.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 26, 2020 11:07 PM (T4tSG)

266 "Not only that, but it had already injured parts of the man's organs with its teeth, ... ."

Posted by: Braenyard at June 26, 2020 11:07 PM (9rYNN)

267 Mayor Jenny initially told CHAZ they were getting out today, had a meeting, said Sunday and "dammit this time kids I really mean it!"

Posted by: kbdabear at June 26, 2020 11:07 PM (qAR6u)

268 Cosmic Charlie

White Flint Mall in Rockville? Are the P.F. Cheng and Cheesecake Factory still there?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 26, 2020 11:07 PM (u82oZ)

269 You sure it wasn't a Mongolian Barbecue?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 26, 2020 11:04 PM



It might have been Panda Wok, now that I think about it...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at June 26, 2020 11:08 PM (gQS2h)

270 Jack Posobiec got the Andy Ngo treatment at Lincoln Park

https://twitter.com/ali/status/
1276694843859914752

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 26, 2020 11:08 PM (WwTwF)

271 Furious George and The Mob with a Public Service Announcement : "Let It Bleed"


https://tinyurl.com/y7bub7wu



\m/

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 26, 2020 11:08 PM (ozHKW)

272 G'Night all

Posted by: The Shadow Knows at June 26, 2020 11:09 PM (r28kI)

273 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 26, 2020 10:53 PM

Sorry to hear of th hassle. I do have to give credit tp Ptogressive Ins, when I slid into the fence at work on an icy Jan 11 They paid me in less than 2 weeks.

Posted by: Farmer at June 26, 2020 11:09 PM (NdOIs)

274 I look at Twatter, and by the end of the day I end up wishing that Wu Flu would wipe out the human race

Posted by: kbdabear at June 26, 2020 11:09 PM (qAR6u)

275 Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 26, 2020 11:08 PM (WwTwF)


these links never work for me...I am not smart...

Posted by: runner at June 26, 2020 11:10 PM (zr5Kq)

276 https://www.destinyusa.com/tenants/p-f-changs/

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at June 26, 2020 11:10 PM (gQS2h)

277 adios The Shadow Knows

Posted by: runner at June 26, 2020 11:10 PM (zr5Kq)

278 I ain't gonna work on Ace's Farm no more!!
Posted by: Bob Dylan at June 26, 2020 11:05 PM (qAR6u)

That's good! All the off-key singing was making the cows give sour milk.

Posted by: Ace The Farmer at June 26, 2020 11:10 PM (T4tSG)

279 It might have been Panda Wok, now that I think about it...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at June 26, 2020 11:08 PM (gQS2h)

-------

Panda Express has some great Panda-Emic Specials for carry-out.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 26, 2020 11:10 PM (wPVhA)

280 For those who don't know, wife's son (35) unfortunately took his own life over the weekend.


My turn to offer condolences. It's somewhat tough in this situation, having had a close family member of my own having committed suicide. The hurt, pain and anger are difficult to deal with. Hang in there and trust in G_d to bring you and yours out the other side.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at June 26, 2020 11:10 PM (ZSK0i)

281 Have a great night everyone. May your dreams solve your minor problems. (A Kekulé reference).

Enjoyed the chatting.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 26, 2020 11:11 PM (u82oZ)

282 Can't see the front of Beach Ball Girl so I don't know about the boobs, but the ass is definitely Al Pacino Approved

Posted by: kbdabear at June 26, 2020 11:11 PM (qAR6u)

283
It might have been Panda Wok, now that I think about it...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto


Baby Elephant Wok

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 26, 2020 11:11 PM (aKsyK)

284 268, goggle says doubtful

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 26, 2020 11:11 PM (xIBU4)

285 264 Wait, aren't some people here confusing whisky-dick for cocaine-dick?

And let's try to leave tequila-dick out of this campaign.
Posted by: Fritz at June 26, 2020 11:06 PM (95j/9)

What kind of dick goes best with... *checks freezer* ...pork?

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 26, 2020 11:11 PM (/+bwe)

286 It's not like I watch any of this crap any more so perhaps it will teach a lesson to these shitbird woke dipshits of palor.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 26, 2020 11:01 PM (NJNke)

If you buy movie tickets, you're supporting these assclowns, full stop. Hollywood hates you. It's okay to hate them back.

Posted by: Dr. Kellogg, Weirdo at June 26, 2020 11:12 PM (BAsqb)

287 Satriani -- Always With Me, Always With You live :

https://youtu.be/BsJisD7n8_Q

I need to see him live someday.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 26, 2020 11:12 PM (Z4rgH)

288 Biden cabinet leaked online!

https://tinyurl.com/ybc3fpxu

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 26, 2020 11:12 PM (iTXRQ)

289 Off Kellogg sock

Posted by: Vanya at June 26, 2020 11:13 PM (BAsqb)

290 Google seems to say White Flint Mall is Nothing But Flowers.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 26, 2020 11:14 PM (xIBU4)

291 Sorry to hear of th hassle. I do have to give credit tp Ptogressive Ins, when I slid into the fence at work on an icy Jan 11 They paid me in less than 2 weeks.
Posted by: Farmer at June 26, 2020 11:09 PM (NdOIs)

Yeah, well auto insurance claims usually come in more or less steadily. When a big weather event hits, a lot of people suffer damage all at once. I expected a delay of several weeks, but I wanted to get some sort of acknowledgement from the adjusters that I was in the queue. "Hello, this is Bill from Wawanesa, we are working our way north, and should be in your locality by mid-July."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 26, 2020 11:15 PM (T4tSG)

292 Posted by: ... at June 26, 2020 10:50 PM (NaPFG)

My condolences. I had not heard, but will add you and your wife to my prayers.


Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 26, 2020 11:15 PM (/+bwe)

293 Biden cabinet leaked online!


Heh, pretty much right on target.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at June 26, 2020 11:15 PM (ZSK0i)

294 I've seen Chang's both ways: freestanding and in malls. I haven't been to one in a long time but used to go fairly often. Not the best, but tasty and very consistent.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 26, 2020 11:16 PM (H5knJ)

295 Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 26, 2020 11:12 PM (iTXRQ)

The replies are Beto fangirls.

Came to a conclusion the other day: You can be born, grow up, go to school, live your life and die in the modern world and not contribute ANYTHING. You can have literally no meaningful life skills, at all, and survive. Modern technology, medicine, cheap plentiful food etcetera are all good things, but that is one of the drawbacks, and it's not small.

Posted by: Vanya at June 26, 2020 11:17 PM (BAsqb)

296 Jack Posobiec got the Andy Ngo treatment at Lincoln Park

https://twitter.com/ali/status/
1276694843859914752
Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 26, 2020 11:08 PM (WwTwF)


hooooooly shit. That's infuriating. I would not have had his patience.

n.b. the silly little helmets like she's wearing make great handles. Lots of leverage, and they come with a head attached to them.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 26, 2020 11:18 PM (t+qrx)

297 I've seen Chang's both ways: freestanding and in malls. I haven't been to one in a long time but used to go fairly often. Not the best, but tasty and very consistent.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 26, 2020 11:16 PM (H5knJ)

Would P.F. Flyers be the shoe of choice for a dine & dash at P.F. Changs?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 26, 2020 11:18 PM (T4tSG)

298 Flipper >> Fapper

Posted by: Muldoon at June 26, 2020 11:19 PM (Fc5rx)

299 Satriani -- Always With Me, Always With You live :

https://youtu.be/BsJisD7n8_Q

I need to see him live someday.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 26, 2020 11:12 PM (Z4rgH)

Eh. Seen his live show. Not a fan. King's X and Dream Theater were better.

He's a very skilled guitarist, but is a douche, and he tries way too hard. I don't like the tone of Ibanez guitars; he relies on pedals a lot, and so on. I could make a list of guitarists I like more than Joe. It would be a rilly rilly long list.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Geek at June 26, 2020 11:19 PM (x8Wzq)

300 n.b. the silly little helmets like she's wearing make great handles. Lots of leverage, and they come with a head attached to them.
Posted by: hogmartin

that's actually a soiboi, I think
Jack's timeline has a bunch of video posted by others

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 26, 2020 11:21 PM (WwTwF)

301 Just got back from a walk. Two words: Muuuuu and ggyyyy.

Posted by: pookysgirl, channeling her inner Biden.... ew at June 26, 2020 11:22 PM (XKZwp)

302 I've apparently been living under a rock. I had to look up PF Flyers to know what they are.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 26, 2020 11:22 PM (H5knJ)

303 There are no P. F. Changs in Maine!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at June 26, 2020 11:23 PM (gQS2h)

304 Posted by: ... at June 26, 2020 10:50 PM (NaPFG)

Sending fervent prayers. Hang tough, you and your family.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Geek at June 26, 2020 11:23 PM (x8Wzq)

305 I had forgotten Johnny Marr was in that TH vid.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 26, 2020 11:23 PM (xIBU4)

306 302 I've apparently been living under a rock. I had to look up PF Flyers to know what they are.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 26, 2020 11:22 PM (H5knJ)


My favorite shoes when I was a kid.

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at June 26, 2020 11:23 PM (TdMsT)

307 that's actually a soiboi, I think
Jack's timeline has a bunch of video posted by others



A shame the video ends with the soiboi daring the cop to do something.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at June 26, 2020 11:24 PM (ZSK0i)

308 303 There are no P. F. Changs in Maine!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at June 26, 2020 11:23 PM (gQS2h)


But you've got Red's.

And the Owls Head General Store was purchased and is going to reopen!

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at June 26, 2020 11:25 PM (TdMsT)

309 Proper application of leeches. It's like people need a "how to" or something. Everybody, and I mean everybody knows they go on your neck.

Posted by: runner at June 26, 2020 10:27 PM (zr5Kq)

---
true story: i was the leech wrangler at a hospital i w*rked at:

they did a lot of tissue flap surgeries and accidentally amputated limb restoration surgeries.

the leeches were used to help restore capillary blood flow distal to the incision/stitch line, as, after a certain size, they cannot be connected surgically.

the sterile leeches bite down, inject their blood thinning agent and apply positive pressure, thus encouraging the body to reconnect the smaller blood vessels.

no one else wanted to deal with them, because icky.

i even had to give a block of instruction to ICU, and other nurses on how to use them.

since they were stored in refrigerated water treated with a special salt mix, basically in hibernation, you had to let them get to "operating temp" as it were, or they would just fall off the patient.

"how do we know if they are ready?" "pass your hand over the cup: if they reach up and try to touch you, they are ready for the patient."

another time Infantry School paid off in the medical world.


Posted by: redc1c4 ONT Rx Tech at June 26, 2020 11:25 PM (9RkTh)

310 All right. Someone entertain me.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 26, 2020 11:25 PM (Fc5rx)

311
these links never work for me...I am not smart...
Posted by: runner at June 26, 2020 11:10 PM (zr5Kq)

just go to

https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/

and scroll through his timeline

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 26, 2020 11:26 PM (WwTwF)

312 Whoa...was that a shock. Stepped out on the back porch, and the world went black. no power I can see in any direction.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 26, 2020 11:26 PM (CTJwJ)

313 But you've got Red's.

And the Owls Head General Store was purchased and is going to reopen!

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at June 26, 2020 11:25 PM



I lived within walking distance of Red's once...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at June 26, 2020 11:27 PM (gQS2h)

314 Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 26, 2020 11:26 PM (WwTwF)

---

Those scrotal rejects that managed to be the fastest swimmers need some serious wall-to-wall counseling.

Posted by: SMH at June 26, 2020 11:28 PM (RU4sa)

315 All right. Someone entertain me.
Posted by: Muldoon at June 26, 2020 11:25 PM (Fc5rx)


------------

*climbs invisible ladder*

*escapes invisible box*

Posted by: A Mime at June 26, 2020 11:28 PM (wPVhA)

316 Seriously. Antifa is the worst possible thing that could ever happen to the Blues, because they are risking everything for basically nothing.

***

I have been wondering about this one. The far-left made extraordinary games under Clinton and Obama with very little over violence especially after Clinton saw the reactions to Waco. If you suggested to someone in 1992 where we are culturally today they would not believe you and this includes people who were considered to be far left at the time

The actions of antifa mirror what we saw in Spain before their Civil War and in Chile before Pinochet coup. The left seems to be betting that the American right will take even extreme violence with no response. But of course that's what we're seeing so far. Ironically though this seems to be because most people still have trust in Trump. At some point individuals or local authorities are going to start reacting to antifa and there will be deaths and at that point it will accelerate.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 26, 2020 11:28 PM (O/les)

317
I've apparently been living under a rock. I had to look up PF Flyers to know what they are.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls


They were popular 50+ years ago.
Along with Keds and Red Ball Jets.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 26, 2020 11:28 PM (aKsyK)

318 Whoa...was that a shock. Stepped out on the back porch, and the world went black. no power I can see in any direction.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,


Mike Hammer, the aliens are coming. Don't worry, they are nice.

Posted by: runner at June 26, 2020 11:28 PM (zr5Kq)

319 funny thing is, bikini ball girl vid played the first time, second time I got "the media could not be played"
Posted by: mallfly of the Hoboken Peaches at June 26, 2020 09:58 PM (4a9Vv)

What happened the 23rd time?

Posted by: Pete Bog at June 26, 2020 11:29 PM (Ltv6g)

320 Mike Hammer, the aliens are coming. Don't worry, they are nice.
Posted by: runner at June 26, 2020 11:28 PM (zr5Kq)

---

Until the probing begins.

Posted by: SMH at June 26, 2020 11:29 PM (RU4sa)

321 All right. Someone entertain me.
Posted by: Muldoon at June 26, 2020 11:25 PM (Fc5rx)

Um, okay. *scans Dad joke notes*

Dad: If your friends told you to jump off a cliff, would you?

Son: Uh, no.

Dad: Why not?

Son: Uh...

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Geek at June 26, 2020 11:29 PM (x8Wzq)

322 I lived within walking distance of Red's once...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at June 26, 2020 11:27 PM (gQS2h)

----------

I once met a man with a wooden leg named Smith.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 26, 2020 11:29 PM (wPVhA)

323 Dad: Why not?

Son: Uh...
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Geek


***********

Frankly, the mime was better.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 26, 2020 11:30 PM (Fc5rx)

324 Frankly, the mime was better.
Posted by: Muldoon at June 26, 2020 11:30 PM (Fc5rx)

Yeah. I agree.

*kicks dirt clod*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Geek at June 26, 2020 11:31 PM (x8Wzq)

325 That's right we are friendly aliens. Very friendly


/ starts warming up the probe

Posted by: Some friendly alien at June 26, 2020 11:32 PM (O/les)

326 All right. Someone entertain me.
Posted by: Muldoon at June 26, 2020 11:25 PM (Fc5rx)


mkay....


I just lost my job as a zookeeper.

In my defense there were signs everywhere saying "please don't feed the animals".

Posted by: runner at June 26, 2020 11:32 PM (zr5Kq)

327 Prayers up.... Sorry to hear such crappy news. Suicide is a horrid awful thing. I lost my little brother to suicide. Damm.

Posted by: USNtakim at June 26, 2020 11:32 PM (0OmEj)

328 I once met a man with a wooden leg named Smith.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 26, 2020 11:29 PM (wPVhA)

Forgive me for butting in but do you know the man named his wooden leg Smith

Posted by: Just a Guy taking life a quarter mile at a time. at June 26, 2020 11:33 PM (/LQkF)

329

🎵

Let me entertain you... Let me whip and chain yoooouuu!

🎵

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at June 26, 2020 11:33 PM (gQS2h)

330
In my defense there were signs everywhere saying "please don't feed the animals".
Posted by: runner



*********

Okay, now we're getting somewhere.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 26, 2020 11:34 PM (Fc5rx)

331 322 I lived within walking distance of Red's once...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at June 26, 2020 11:27 PM (gQS2h)



Wiscassett? Damariscotta? Pemaquid?

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at June 26, 2020 11:34 PM (TdMsT)

332 ...."how do we know if they are ready?" "pass your hand over the cup: if they reach up and try to touch you, they are ready for the patient."

another time Infantry School paid off in the medical world.


Posted by: redc1c4 ONT Rx Tech at June 26, 2020 11:25 PM (9RkTh)


Posted by: runner at June 26, 2020 11:34 PM (zr5Kq)

333
They were popular 50+ years ago.
Along with Keds and Red Ball Jets.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 26, 2020 11:28 PM (aKsyK)


Remember the Keds with the stripes along the bottom?

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at June 26, 2020 11:35 PM (TdMsT)

334 Wiscassett? Damariscotta? Pemaquid?

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at June 26, 2020 11:34 PM



South Portland -- Mill Creek...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at June 26, 2020 11:36 PM (gQS2h)

335 309---Posted by: redc1c4 ONT Rx Tech at June 26, 2020 11:25 PM (9RkTh)
-----------------------------------
Now, that there is interesting. Really interesting.
Impossibly icky. But ...... interesting.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 26, 2020 11:36 PM (M/9m0)

336 334 Wiscassett? Damariscotta? Pemaquid?

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at June 26, 2020 11:34 PM

--------

Hey, take it somewhere else. This is an English-only blog.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 26, 2020 11:37 PM (wPVhA)

337 310 All right. Someone entertain me.
Posted by: Muldoon at June 26, 2020 11:25 PM (Fc5rx)

What did one Frenchman say to the other?

.
.
.
.
.


I don't know. I don't speak French.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 26, 2020 11:37 PM (qrX0b)

338 Hmm. This no blown transformer. All of N. Asheville is out. Six thousand customers.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 26, 2020 11:40 PM (vOGqy)

339 "how do we know if they are ready?" "pass your hand over the cup: if they reach up and try to touch you, they are ready for the patient."

another time Infantry School paid off in the medical world.


Posted by: redc1c4 ONT Rx Tech at June 26, 2020 11:25 PM (9RkTh)

Yet another reason I wish I had landed in an infantry battalion as a medic. Instead I ended up in a dead-end artillery (Lance Missile) unit, and hated it. My particular MOS was wide fucking open in terms of where I would go.

Well. At least I got to see Europe.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Geek at June 26, 2020 11:41 PM (x8Wzq)

340 I don't know. I don't speak French.
Posted by: Jordan61



*************

Eh, we'll allow it.

And this little Frenchman went "Oui, oui, oui", all the way home!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 26, 2020 11:41 PM (Fc5rx)

341 Why did the Persian wrap his pet hamster in duct tape?





So it wouldn't explode when he fucked it!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at June 26, 2020 11:41 PM (gQS2h)

342 Not even a reach around!

Posted by: The Dolphin at June 26, 2020 11:42 PM (7ug2n)

343 Posted by: redc1c4 ONT Rx Tech at June 26, 2020 11:25 PM (9RkTh)

So. You're a leech specialist?

*contemplates many insults, decides to be nice*

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 26, 2020 11:42 PM (Z4rgH)

344 Hmm. This no blown transformer. All of N. Asheville is out. Six thousand customers.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 26, 2020 11:40 PM (vOGqy)



don't read SMH's post....

Posted by: runner at June 26, 2020 11:42 PM (zr5Kq)

345 So it wouldn't explode when he fucked it!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at June 26, 2020 11:41 PM (gQS2h)

---------

Extra points for combining vulgar humor with useful practical advice!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 26, 2020 11:43 PM (wPVhA)

346 redc: the Leech Whisperer.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 26, 2020 11:43 PM (Fc5rx)

347 All right. Someone entertain me.
Posted by: Muldoon at June 26, 2020 11:25 PM (Fc5rx)


Playing with trains ...
https://www.youtube.com
/watch?v=nOICSNCuBvQ

Posted by: Adriane the Policical Humorist Critic ... at June 26, 2020 11:43 PM (LPnfS)

348
*ok..


My wife just opened the car door for me..

It would have been a nice gesture had we not been driving at 60 mph.

Posted by: runner at June 26, 2020 11:44 PM (zr5Kq)

349 How does Civil War Game Theory deal with foreign intervention?
Actually I doubt China would bother invading mainland U.S. during a U.S. Civil War. Taiwan? Phillipines? Hawaii? Probably so.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at June 26, 2020 11:44 PM (0V/8D)

350 Anyone know what the splody bits in Iran were? The only thing i heard was a fuel fire.

Posted by: USNtakim at June 26, 2020 11:44 PM (0OmEj)

351 The key to speaking Frawnch is to make all the vowel sounds like you're gargling a raw oyster. The consonants are spoken through the nose.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Geek at June 26, 2020 11:44 PM (x8Wzq)

352 All of N. Asheville is out. Six thousand customers.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

********

Yikes! Any explanation?

Posted by: Muldoon at June 26, 2020 11:45 PM (Fc5rx)

353 Until the probing begins.

Posted by: SMH at June 26, 2020 11:29 PM (RU4sa)


They could at least warm them up first.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 26, 2020 11:45 PM (Z4rgH)

354 @348 was reply to Muldoon's challenge

Posted by: runner at June 26, 2020 11:46 PM (zr5Kq)

355 oh, here is a good one:

A guy is walking with a girl into the woods.

Girl: "It is getting dark out and I am getting scared"

Guy: "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone."

Posted by: runner at June 26, 2020 11:47 PM (zr5Kq)

356
"how do we know if they are ready?" "pass your hand over the cup: if they reach up and try to touch you, they are ready for the patient."

Did you ever see "Alien?"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 26, 2020 11:47 PM (aKsyK)

357 *too creepy ??

Posted by: runner at June 26, 2020 11:47 PM (zr5Kq)

358 this video clip shows wsj reporter Kevin Corke and his bodyguard coming to Jack Posobiec's aid

https://twitter.com/CalebJHull/status/
1276689263757836288


"Antifa just attacked @JackPosobiec, dumped water on him, tried to steal his phone, and blocked him from leaving until @kevincorke came in with his security and escorted him out."

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 26, 2020 11:47 PM (WwTwF)

359 I hope I've not traumatised the dear blog hamsters...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at June 26, 2020 11:47 PM (gQS2h)

360 The key to speaking Frawnch is to make all the vowel sounds like you're gargling a raw oyster. The consonants are spoken through the nose.

*********

I was once discussing foreign enunciation with my adult daughter. I said Germans sound like they are bringing up phlegm, French sound like the swallow the last syllable of every word and Italian is almost sing-song.

She summed up by saying, "So, the Germans spit, French swallow and the Italians go up and down?"

I managed to not bust a gut.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 26, 2020 11:48 PM (Fc5rx)

361 Evening.

I'm home s as nd full of liquory goodness.

And Corona.

Coronita, to be precise.

I fucking hate people.

Posted by: Robert at June 26, 2020 11:49 PM (1Yy3c)

362 Playing with trains ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOICSNCuBvQ


I never remember that he modeled in O scale. Shouldn't be a surprise, shows up better on TV than HO.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - fighting with a dying hard drive at June 26, 2020 11:50 PM (SchxB)

363 Satriani -- Always With Me, Always With You live :

https://youtu.be/BsJisD7n8_Q

I need to see him live someday.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 26, 2020 11:12 PM (Z4rgH)


The classics ...
Flying in a Blue Dream
https://www.youtube.com
/watch?v=SINl5JY7LhI

Posted by: Adriane the Policical Humorist Critic ... at June 26, 2020 11:50 PM (LPnfS)

364 I checked the Duke Energy outage map - I think it says Mike Hammer will get power back around 2:30 am

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 26, 2020 11:51 PM (WwTwF)

365 JOE MOTHERFUCKING SATRIANI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crystal Planet - https://youtu.be/jLJtO_iRbA8

Posted by: Robert at June 26, 2020 11:52 PM (1Yy3c)

366 364 I checked the Duke Energy outage map - I think it says Mike Hammer will get power back around 2:30 am
Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 26, 2020 11:51 PM (WwTwF)

----------


I'm impressed. SoCal Edison doesn't know me from Adam.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 26, 2020 11:53 PM (wPVhA)

367 I never remember that he modeled in O scale. Shouldn't be a surprise, shows up better on TV than HO.

That's Raul Julia from the movie: 1991 - dear God I'm old.

But I love the "passenger" POV scene ...

Posted by: Adriane the Policical Humorist Critic ... at June 26, 2020 11:53 PM (LPnfS)

368 I'm impressed. SoCal Edison doesn't know me from Adam.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 26, 2020 11:53 PM (wPVhA)

Mike Hammer is a BMOC

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 26, 2020 11:55 PM (WwTwF)

369 Joe Satriani - Until We Say Goodbye

https://youtu.be/U39EbOjNH9s

Posted by: Robert at June 26, 2020 11:55 PM (1Yy3c)

370

Macaroni and cheese on tap

https://tinyurl.com/y8wgks4k

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 26, 2020 11:56 PM (aKsyK)

371 Mike Hammer is a BMOC

************

*types*
*deletes*

Posted by: Muldoon at June 26, 2020 11:56 PM (Fc5rx)

372 Nice Crescent Moon tonight.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 26, 2020 11:56 PM (xIBU4)

373 Thanks everybody. I am entertained.

Good night.

Endeavour to persevere!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 26, 2020 11:57 PM (Fc5rx)

374 *climbs invisible ladder*

*escapes invisible box*
Posted by: A Mime


uncanny.

Posted by: eleven at June 26, 2020 11:58 PM (Qf83p)

375 Hmm. This no blown transformer. All of N. Asheville is out. Six thousand customers.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 26, 2020 11:40 PM (vOGqy)

Maybe it's an EMP attack. There was a strange geomagnetic disturbance in the last few days. Looked like a few cycles of sine wave in the total field curve.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 26, 2020 11:58 PM (SHuip)

376 How about...

Eric Johnson - Cliffs Of Dover (Live)

https://youtu.be/5Nd7EZ3k39s

Posted by: Robert at June 26, 2020 11:59 PM (1Yy3c)

377 374 *climbs invisible ladder*

*escapes invisible box*
Posted by: A Mime

uncanny.
Posted by: eleven at June 26, 2020 11:58 PM (Qf83p)

!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 27, 2020 12:01 AM (NWiLs)

378 Mayor Jenny initially told CHAZ they were getting out today, had a meeting, said Sunday and "dammit this time kids I really mean it!"
Posted by: kbdabear at June 26, 2020 11:07 PM (qAR6u)


Any news on St. Pancake II ???

Posted by: Adriane the Policical Humorist Critic ... at June 27, 2020 12:03 AM (LPnfS)

379 362 Playing with trains ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOICSNCuBvQ

I never remember that he modeled in O scale. Shouldn't be a surprise, shows up better on TV than HO.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - fighting with a dying hard drive at June 26, 2020 11:50 PM (SchxB)

-------------------------------

I grew up with HO scale. Other sizes just look wrong to me.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 27, 2020 12:03 AM (CAJOC)

380 Mimes escape the invisible boxes?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 27, 2020 12:03 AM (xIBU4)

381 Oh, after I delivered a load today in Rockport, I had to drive thru Corpus Christi. For some reason, probably due to the fact I live under a rock, I never knew there was a fucking AIRCRAFT CARRIER in the Bay of Corpus Christi.

The USS Lexington.

So.

Fucking.

Cool.

Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2020 12:03 AM (1Yy3c)

382 Oh, after I delivered a load today in Rockport, I had to drive thru Corpus Christi.

---------

I read about this in Penthouse Forum.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 27, 2020 12:05 AM (wPVhA)

383 Mimes escape the invisible boxes?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 27, 2020 12:03 AM (xIBU4)


Mr. Mimes are the worst !!!

Posted by: Ash, Misty, Pika, Team Rocket, hell pretty much everybody ... at June 27, 2020 12:06 AM (LPnfS)

384 Aircraft carriers are even cooler at sea. Flight ops is something everyone should watch at least once.

Posted by: USNtakim at June 27, 2020 12:07 AM (0OmEj)

385 Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2020 12:03 AM (1Yy3c)

Is it closed for WuFlu? If not you should go tour it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 27, 2020 12:07 AM (qrX0b)

386 To be fair, those enormous aircraft carriers sitting in readily visible bays can be easy to miss, Robert.

On a more serious note, just a reminder that our departed friend rickl's father was on the original Lexington, and survived (obviously) its sinking in the Battle of the Coral Sea.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 27, 2020 12:07 AM (El6T/)

387 USNtakim I was lucky to have a day and night on a carrier doing carrier qualifications, it was indeed amazing. Didn't sleep, of course. Beautiful moonlit April night off VA.

Actually an interesting date that generated an amusing story, but I've told it before.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 27, 2020 12:09 AM (El6T/)

388 383, haha. I had no idea what you were talking about.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 27, 2020 12:10 AM (xIBU4)

389 I read about this in Penthouse Forum.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 27, 2020 12:05 AM (wPVhA)

I used to think all those stories were bullshit until the most amazing thing happened!

Oh, last week I picked up a load in Philadelphia at the same dock the cruise liner the SS United States is docked at.

Unfortunately the rules there wouldn't let me wander about to actually see it, either because of the WuFlu or, more than likely, because I didn't have a TWIC card.

Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2020 12:10 AM (1Yy3c)

390 Abbott (TX) really beclowning himself on C19. Assumed he wasn't going any higher, but wow. Now he regrets opening bars. Still no evidence of science or epidemiology in almost anything any govt. official is saying or doing, from the WH on down. Amazing.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 27, 2020 12:12 AM (El6T/)

391 Is it closed for WuFlu? If not you should go tour it.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 27, 2020 12:07 AM (qrX0b)

I want to now!

If I get a long weekend sometime I may make the hop, skip and jump up to Corpus just to see it.

So...damn...COOL!

Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2020 12:15 AM (1Yy3c)

392 How do the mimes escape? I have never watched that long.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 27, 2020 12:15 AM (xIBU4)

393 If I get a long weekend sometime I may make the hop, skip and jump up to Corpus just to see it.

So...damn...COOL!
Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2020 12:15 AM (1Yy3c)

My husband was stationed in Corpus Christi for a few years, so we went and toured it a couple of times. It WAS very cool.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 27, 2020 12:17 AM (qrX0b)

394 So a tiny fleck of light in the darkness.

An older black woman who knows her history has personally tried (and succeeded, so far, I think) to protect the Emancipation monument in DC.

Presidential Medal of Freedom material, if there ever was any.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 27, 2020 12:17 AM (El6T/)

395 How do the mimes escape? I have never watched that long.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 27, 2020 12:15 AM (xIBU4)

They mime being the cage door, and the zookeeper opens them when he comes in to feed the onagers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 27, 2020 12:18 AM (SHuip)

396 Twitter is a trash fire.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 27, 2020 12:18 AM (LxTcq)

397 Abbott (TX) really beclowning himself on C19. Assumed he wasn't going any higher, but wow. Now he regrets opening bars. Still no evidence of science or epidemiology in almost anything any govt. official is saying or doing, from the WH on down. Amazing.

Its OK. You can still burn bars down.

Your pathetic governor doesn't have anything to say or do about that.

Posted by: 🐧 at June 27, 2020 12:18 AM (C+evo)

398 How about...

Eric Johnson - Cliffs Of Dover (Live)

https://youtu.be/5Nd7EZ3k39s

Posted by: Robert at June 26, 2020 11:59 PM (1Yy3c)


Very tasty.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 27, 2020 12:18 AM (Z4rgH)

399 Mime Carousel would be cool.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 27, 2020 12:21 AM (xIBU4)

400 I spent years (4+ going on 5) on sea duty. Prior to getting onboard the Wasp lhd1 i went TAD to the Corral sea during carrier qualification. I spent a month there. The only other ship i visited at sea was a LST in the mid atlantic. Sea states were bad enough i couldn't fly off for 3 days. That was fun.

Posted by: USNtakim at June 27, 2020 12:24 AM (0OmEj)

401 Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.

...

...

(wait for it)

...

BA-DOOM TSHHHH!

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at June 27, 2020 12:25 AM (rWZ8Y)

402 Actually BourbonChicken, Twitter is pretty much what you make of it. Plenty of great stuff there. Ignore the idiots and idiocy, harvest the info and analysis from the real people.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 27, 2020 12:26 AM (El6T/)

403 Not my pathetic governor - mine's much, much, much worse (CA). It's just that Abbott in this case is performing little better than some of the worst Dems, though of course with less insanity or obvious malice towards his own constituents.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 27, 2020 12:27 AM (El6T/)

404 Next on one of the Pluto TV anime channels is Urusei Yatsura: Beautiful Dreamer.

Nyah

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2020 12:28 AM (LJl84)

405 Here's a surefire winner for a talent show: instead of being a mime, be an Anti-mime. Instead of a white onesie with black stripes, wear a black onesie with white stripes. Instead of silently acting out a predicament, stand stock still and cuss out the audience non-stop.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 27, 2020 12:28 AM (SHuip)

406 Democrats are so often overwhelmingly clear about what they are doing and intend to do, and yet denial and cluelessness so abundantly abounds.

The democrats have built a solid relationship with Communist China over DECADES. Democrats needed a crisis to shutdown Americas economy and cause a crisis democrats could take full advantage of, AND THEY ARE! The flu threat/scare has shutdown much of Americas economy and abridged Americans Constitutional rights. The Old democrat playbook, when you need a crisis, invent a crisis and scream RACIST, RACISM, RACIST ! With anarchy, riots and murders the practice of wearing face filters also doubles to hide street terrorists identities. Democrats are betting their futures and the next election on anarchy, they are already known to fully support. Some how they think all the insurrection/terrorism demorats cause and support will magically be transferred to President Trump. Just like demorts 3-4 years of trying to falsely overthrow President Trump with a phony baseless Coupe.


Posted by: ron n. at June 27, 2020 12:29 AM (om5HK)

407 I enjoy reading the terrible advice in advice columns. Sometimes I want to start my own. But then I realize my answers would all be some combination of talk to them; sack up and deal with it; and/or mind your own business.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at June 27, 2020 12:30 AM (rWZ8Y)

408 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SMOKE A BOWL AND WATCH PROMETHEUS!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLEESBIGLER at June 27, 2020 12:33 AM (CLteG)

409 I like searching google with complete questions to see how it wants me to complete them. Funny stuff sometimes.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 27, 2020 12:33 AM (xIBU4)

410 I enjoy reading the terrible advice in advice columns. Sometimes I want to start my own. But then I realize my answers would all be some combination of talk to them; sack up and deal with it; and/or mind your own business.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at June 27, 2020 12:30 AM (rWZ8Y)

"Dear Bewildered. Let's face it, you suck. The best thing you can hope to do is to empty your bank account, max out your credit cards, and send me all the cash, in which case I will try to think better of you, but I can't make any promises."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 27, 2020 12:34 AM (SHuip)

411 >>> 407 I enjoy reading the terrible advice in advice columns. Sometimes I want to start my own. But then I realize my answers would all be some combination of talk to them; sack up and deal with it; and/or mind your own business.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at June 27, 2020 12:30 AM (rWZ8Y)

...two words... STOP IT!!!

Posted by: Bob Newhart at June 27, 2020 12:34 AM (0ReGO)

412 408 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SMOKE A BOWL AND WATCH PROMETHEUS!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLEESBIGLER at June 27, 2020 12:33 AM (CLteG)


You'll need heroin too.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 27, 2020 12:36 AM (+EL0E)

413 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SMOKE A BOWL AND WATCH PROMETHEUS!
Posted by: BEN ROETHLEESBIGLER at June 27, 2020 12:33 AM (CLteG)

Don't do it, Ben! We need your analysis around here. What you propose to do cannot help but to end tragically.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 27, 2020 12:36 AM (SHuip)

414 Stop it! Is good advice in many many situations.

Posted by: USNtakim at June 27, 2020 12:36 AM (0OmEj)

415 ...two words... STOP IT!!!

Posted by: Bob Newhart at June 27, 2020 12:34 AM (0ReGO)

Or... that's because you're an idiot.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 27, 2020 12:37 AM (+EL0E)

416 For those who've seen the viral video, the assailant in the Macy's (Flint, MI, I think) has been charged with assault.

One more data point for the black on white violent crime stats.

Now don't go asking what those numbers are, hater.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 27, 2020 12:38 AM (El6T/)

417 I'm going to put a silencer on a shotgun and call it "The Mimesweeper".

Posted by: Blanco Basura - fighting with a dying hard drive at June 27, 2020 12:39 AM (SchxB)

418 Mr. Mime Interrogation: Movie

https://www.youtube.com
/watch?v=Jwasv_AImtI

Posted by: Ash, Misty, Pika, Team Rocket, hell pretty much everybody ... at June 27, 2020 12:41 AM (LPnfS)

419 Just don't watch Prometheus while tripping on acid....

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2020 12:42 AM (LJl84)

420 I'm going to put a silencer on a shotgun and call it "The Mimesweeper".
Posted by: Blanco Basura - fighting with a dying hard drive at June 27, 2020 12:39 AM (SchxB)

I wish I had one of those Taurus Judge pistols in .45 Long Colt/.410 I was mowing the yard today, and must have come across 4 gophers that basically ignored the riding mower until it less than 3 yards away from them. They'd have been easy pickings.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 27, 2020 12:42 AM (SHuip)

421 Remember the Keds with the stripes along the bottom?
Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at June 26, 2020 11:35 PM (TdMsT)



I had a pair of tennyrunners that might have been Keds that had basketball roundels on the sole, so when you walked in mud or dust you left a distinctive track.

And that was the summer Dad had the front porch poured in concrete and the contractor left and I walked all over it, and left those distinctive marks all over it.

And which marks are still there.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 27, 2020 12:43 AM (WyVLE)

422 > but persons of color should play characters of color.

Also, ancient Romans should only be played by ancient Romans, Neanderthals should only be played by Neanderthals, and Klingons should only be played by Klingons.

Didn't we used to have a word for "pretending to be someone else in a movie"? What was that word again?

Oh, yeah: "acting".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 27, 2020 12:43 AM (80EFL)

423 Antifa thugs brag about assaulting people in a video on twitter, and if I give them a piece of my mind I will be banned. Twitter is garbage.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 27, 2020 12:44 AM (LxTcq)

424 Not my pathetic governor - mine's much, much, much worse (CA).

Either don't recognize their voters, the emancipated adults, as anything other than wards of the State or chattel.

I'm trying to figure out how these politicians got it into their heads that they have divine wisdom and work out the details of our individual lives without ever once meeting us or even knowing our name.

On the one hand, we pay exorbitant taxes allegedly for some level of protection of our property and our Rights - otherwise we would do it ourselves or farm it out to enterprising individuals. That covenant they willfully break while simultaneously deciding that instead of protecting our property and Rights, it is much easier to just destroy them all together.

I am truly surprised that the drug cartels haven't seen this outstanding opportunity to provide community level protection services. Clearly some loser, sunken chest, slack jawed soy boys can overwhelm even the US military - imagine what determined and armed gangs could do.

Posted by: 🐧 at June 27, 2020 12:44 AM (C+evo)

425 How to get Twitter to shut them down?

Suggest to the thugs that Twitter is not really with them

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2020 12:45 AM (LJl84)

426 I don't know if it's a joke, but my wife is mad at me because now that Little is almost 16 I've started to take the filters off when talking to him. The other day he asked about journalists and I said that journalism was a career for people who didn't have the intellectual capacity to work at a Glory hole. He laughed his ass off, she glared at me..

Posted by: Weirddave at June 27, 2020 12:47 AM (CvJaM)

427 > .45 Long Colt/.410 I was mowing the yard today, and must have come across 4 gophers

A lot of people make fun of those but they seem ideal for handling varmints of that nature.

Not to mention giving a nasty surprise to a communist who's trying to drag you out of your car.

Yeah, the accuracy is shit at any significant distance, but they would be great for up close and personal situations.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 27, 2020 12:48 AM (80EFL)

428 That's my cue to link to Steel Panther, Glory Hole. But I'm being nice.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 27, 2020 12:49 AM (LxTcq)

429 40 minutes before the storm hit i gathered candles and hung coleman lantern over dining room table. 30 minutes before storm hit the lights went out.
Nice romantic lasagna dinner. This is how rural vs urban works.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at June 27, 2020 12:49 AM (c8poN)

430 A lot of people make fun of those but they seem ideal for handling varmints of that nature.

Not to mention giving a nasty surprise to a communist who's trying to drag you out of your car.

Yeah, the accuracy is shit at any significant distance, but they would be great for up close and personal situations.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 27, 2020 12:48 AM (80EFL)

No brass left at the scene, and no rifling marks if you use shotshells. Bonus.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 27, 2020 12:50 AM (SHuip)

431 How to get Twitter to shut them down?

Suggest to the thugs that Twitter is not really with them


Tell them Twitter only leaves those videos up to make it easy for the cops to gather evidence.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - fighting with a dying hard drive at June 27, 2020 12:50 AM (SchxB)

432 Actually I doubt China would bother invading mainland U.S. during a U.S. Civil War. Taiwan? Phillipines? Hawaii? Probably so.

I don't think we would miss Hawaii. Actually reduce the number of Communists in the Senate by two.

Especially now the top level military brass have telegraphed their contempt of the CinC in particular and America in general.

Didn't expect to see that happen so soon.

Posted by: 🐧 at June 27, 2020 12:51 AM (C+evo)

433 Drug cartels have been involved in providing security in the absence of civil order in select US cities in the last month, especially outlying areas of Chicago. There are a few other places this has happened.

The US "negotiated" with the east coast mafia during WWII (Lucky Luciano's deal for waterfront peace until victory), which is kind of amazing. But that was WWII, and total mobilization.

Now? Don't ask. Actually the administration has hit MS-13 and a few orgs pretty hard. But the fundamental lawlessness ("sanctuary" a big factor) and civil decay in many areas is a big limiting factor.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 27, 2020 12:54 AM (El6T/)

434 People who were pissing and moaning earlier, buck up. It was a good fucking week.


Race-hate hoaxster reveal and implosion of the narrative.

Flynn decision.

Now race-huckster is sponsored by domestic terrorists.

Antifa comes up short one ball.


Pretty epic if you ask me.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 27, 2020 12:55 AM (KnJdm)

435 WeirdDave, ha!

Posted by: rhomboid at June 27, 2020 12:56 AM (El6T/)

436 Heh Weird Dave.

Or journalists are one step beneath Raimondo.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2020 12:57 AM (LJl84)

437 Okay, now we're getting somewhere.
Posted by: Muldoon at June 26, 2020 11:34 PM (Fc5rx)


when I went into the emergency room with a suspected fracture, they put me in the CAT scan and spun it up.

When they were done imaging, I told them I thought their stargate wasn't working right.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 27, 2020 12:58 AM (WyVLE)

438 He laughed his ass off, she glared at me..

Posted by: Weirddave at June 27, 2020 12:47 AM (CvJaM)

He's got to find out some time. Better at home than years of unearned trust wasted to discover it on his own.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 27, 2020 12:58 AM (KnJdm)

439 When they were done imaging, I told them I thought their stargate wasn't working right.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 27, 2020 12:58 AM (WyVLE)

I wonder if you could sneak one of those thin latex monster masks into the CAT scanner or MRI, and slip it on after the scan is done, while you emerge from the tube? Would be good for a laugh.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 27, 2020 01:01 AM (SHuip)

440 Sha-ZAM! Duke Power comes in ahead of schedule and under budget.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 27, 2020 01:05 AM (AytXr)

441 Sha-ZAM! Duke Power comes in ahead of schedule and under budget.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 27, 2020 01:05 AM (AytXr)

Nothing a new wick in the boiler won't fix.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 27, 2020 01:07 AM (SHuip)

442 Posted by: SMH at June 26, 2020 11:28 PM (RU4sa)

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please e-mail me.

i have a photo meme from the 1/18th Cav FB page that i know you will love.

e-mail in nick.

Posted by: redc1c4 ONT Rx Tech at June 27, 2020 01:07 AM (9RkTh)

443
Nothing a new wick in the boiler won't fix.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
----

A quick scrub of the boiler tubes helps also. Might as well, while flame is out.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 27, 2020 01:08 AM (AytXr)

444 Email sent, red.

Posted by: SMH at June 27, 2020 01:11 AM (RU4sa)

445 I see a lot of positives in the ONT GDP numbers.

Posted by: Larry "Miklos" Kudlow at June 27, 2020 01:11 AM (QzkSJ)

446 Sha-ZAM! Duke Power comes in ahead of schedule and under budget.
Posted by: Mike Hammer


So-


Should I go long or short on Duke Power cinderblock futures?

Posted by: Miklosoros at June 27, 2020 01:14 AM (QzkSJ)

447 I am frankly astonished that we're not supposed to jerk off on the dolphins.


What kind of world are we living in where this is not acceptable?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 27, 2020 01:15 AM (KnJdm)

448
Should I go long or short on Duke Power cinderblock futures?
Posted by: Miklosoros
----------

Don't be an ash.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 27, 2020 01:17 AM (pbStR)

449 I am frankly astonished that we're not supposed to jerk off on the dolphins.


What kind of world are we living in where this is not acceptable?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian


The Dolphin Adventure will be open by September, depending on Diversity and Inclusion Approvals.

Posted by: Crazy Miklos' Tzampotli Family Fun Park and Outdoor Endless Taco Bar at June 27, 2020 01:19 AM (QzkSJ)

450 Well, I am ready to hit the sack. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 27, 2020 01:21 AM (SHuip)

451 Don't be an ash.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,

I see what you meant

Posted by: Miklos, intrigued by Aerocrete at June 27, 2020 01:21 AM (QzkSJ)

452 If you've ever watched the documentary Blackfish, you know that it was jerking off on orcas in captivity that turned them so ornery. Stands to reason that it would anger dolphins too as both are sea mammals and therefore have similar turnoffs.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 27, 2020 01:23 AM (H5knJ)

453 He laughed his ass off, she glared at me..

Posted by: Weirddave

One could base a novel on that.

Posted by: Miklos Hemingway at June 27, 2020 01:23 AM (QzkSJ)

454 If you've ever watched the documentary Blackfish, you know that it was jerking off on orcas in captivity that turned them so ornery. Stands to reason that it would anger dolphins too as both are sea mammals and therefore have similar turnoffs.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls


This comment has been removed.

The commenter is only recognized as an authority on a specific kind of reproductive organ(s).

Posted by: Mark Miklosberg at June 27, 2020 01:26 AM (QzkSJ)

455 Some

Only optimists and newcomers believe they can win this game ? With the Left ? Of their own making

We watch and are pleased.
Remember

Posted by: Is this range still banned ? at June 27, 2020 01:27 AM (cp0RJ)

456 LOL red!

Thanks for the pic.

Posted by: SMH at June 27, 2020 01:29 AM (RU4sa)

457 Thank you Dave for including the powerful words of Dennis Prager.

He has been voice of reason in SoCal for decades now and a modern Paul Revere as to the growing assault on American Culture. He warned us of this after Berry O' Bumfuck was elected and the seeds of that ass hat's terms in office are why we are at this Critical junction today.....make no mistake, the "FUNDAMENTAL TRANSFORMATION began with that POS and created the lie that was Trayvon....Ferguson.and the formation of blm as the foot soldiers for the Soc/Marxist takeover.


COVID seems convenient cover for the death of ? A Black Man Jacked up on drugs....taken out by a police department run by DEMOCRATS....RULED BY A DEMOCRAT MAYOR....RUN BY A DEMOCRAT GOV.....yet

Now I have to endure some blm leader pronouncing that if they don't get what they want ....they gonna burn it all down?


"Nods head" O.K..........U du yu boo.

Posted by: The Nightwatch going on the wall at June 27, 2020 01:29 AM (u1WYs)

458 I would sometime wonder what Blackfish was about.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 27, 2020 01:32 AM (xIBU4)

459 Email sent, red.

Posted by: SMH at June 27, 2020 01:11 AM (RU4sa)

---
shot, over.

Posted by: redc1c4 ONT Rx Tech at June 27, 2020 01:33 AM (9RkTh)

460 I would sometime wonder what Blackfish was about.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie

Not Black, Blow.

Blowfish

Posted by: Darius Rucker at June 27, 2020 01:34 AM (QzkSJ)

461 I would sometime wonder what Blackfish was about.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie



Not Black, Blow.



Blowfish


That's some serious kink you've got going on there.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - fighting with a dying hard drive at June 27, 2020 01:35 AM (SchxB)

462
Blowfish
Posted by: Darius Rucker
-------
Heh, that's a hoot.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 27, 2020 01:37 AM (AytXr)

463 That's some serious kink you've got going on there.
Posted by: Blanco Basura


Is there still email address for such?

Posted by: Miklos, who remembers Hootie and the Blowfish because of the beer at June 27, 2020 01:38 AM (QzkSJ)

464 I would sometimes wonder how a "BARELY" junior Senator somehow ascended to becoming CIC????

That's another story I'm sure......Can we send a seal team out for Soros once and for all?

Just asking....

Posted by: The Nightwatch going on the wall at June 27, 2020 01:38 AM (u1WYs)

465 I would sometime wonder what Blackfish was about.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 27, 2020 01:32 AM (xIBU4)


Basically all the elements cut from those Dr Seuss books

Posted by: Kindltot at June 27, 2020 01:39 AM (WyVLE)

466 But Blackfish is a whale of a story.......so I'm told...

Posted by: The Nightwatch going on the wall at June 27, 2020 01:42 AM (u1WYs)

467 LOL red!



Thanks for the pic.

Posted by: SMH at June 27, 2020 01:29 AM (RU4sa)

---
as soon as i saw it i thought of you, hence the file name i saved it under...

i figure Ex Ex will get a giggle out of it as well.

and i'll have message traffic for you tomorrow re possible Texas refugee locations for us, should it become necessary to unass #Failifornia in the near term. currently, from a quick internet recon, the Kerrville area is looking promising to a couple of 29 year old fugitives.


Posted by: redc1c4 ONT Rx Tech at June 27, 2020 01:42 AM (9RkTh)

468 One fish, Two fish,
Gimme 'em or I cap yo ass fish ...

Red fish, Blue fish,
Mail in Vote Fishy Fish ...

Posted by: Adriane the Theo Gressel Critic ... at June 27, 2020 01:44 AM (LPnfS)

469 PETA loves them some Blackfish

Sashimi......oppps wrong site....

Posted by: The Nightwatch going on the wall at June 27, 2020 01:44 AM (u1WYs)

470 I would sometime wonder what Blackfish was about.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 27, 2020 01:32 AM (xIBU4)

---
it is all about having the pan hot enough and the seasonings just right.

didn't you watch all my shows?

BAM!

Posted by: Chef Bam! at June 27, 2020 01:45 AM (9RkTh)

471 Is there still email address for such?

I got burned by three hosting providers inside a year. Two folded out from under me and the last one apparently hosts spammers and gives no fucks about their IP blocks being blacklisted a bunch of different places. So I decided with all the other stuff going on (moving to the secret mountain lair was part of that) that I'd deal with it once I wasn't so distracted.
For the moment moronhorde.com is dead, but it will rise again and begin sending little zombie like data packets out across the net in search of routers to eat. Hmmm, probably not the best metaphor.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - fighting with a dying hard drive at June 27, 2020 01:48 AM (SchxB)

472 But if you blow fish....
are you Binary, nonelemental humoid TRANS Osteichthyes bi-trixy dust pink fin?

help me out here.........

Posted by: The Nightwatch going on the wall at June 27, 2020 01:49 AM (u1WYs)

473 That's another story I'm sure......Can we send a seal team out for Soros once and for all?



Just asking....

Posted by: The Nightwatch going on the wall at June 27, 2020 01:38 AM (u1WYs)

---
easier solution.

have the DC embassy Mossad spook come to a meeting, where they are told "bring us a wish list of what Israel wants in return for sanctioning this enemy of both our people. we will make it so upon results."

problem solved.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 27, 2020 01:50 AM (9RkTh)

474 I got burned by three hosting providers inside a year.

Earthlink ?

Posted by: Adriane the Theo Gressel Critic ... at June 27, 2020 01:51 AM (LPnfS)

475 help me out here.........

Posted by: The Nightwatch going on the wall at June 27, 2020 01:49 AM (u1WYs)

---
which way did you come in, you freak?


Posted by: redc1c4 at June 27, 2020 01:51 AM (9RkTh)

476 Blow a fish ?

I barely puffed her !!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Theo Gressel Critic ... at June 27, 2020 01:52 AM (LPnfS)

477 It says: Don't pee on porpoise.

Posted by: Socratease at June 27, 2020 01:53 AM (2GbWn)

478 Earthlink ?

Are they still around?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - fighting with a dying hard drive at June 27, 2020 01:54 AM (SchxB)

479 I got burned by three hosting providers inside a year.



Earthlink ?

Posted by: Adriane the Theo Gressel Critic ... at June 27, 2020 01:51 AM (LPnfS)

---
now there is a blast from the past....

yeah, i had an Earthlink addy.

now, get off my lawn!

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 27, 2020 01:54 AM (9RkTh)

480 475

Hell of a week and COVID stalking me in the work place so

F IT letting it all hang out (you all been warned now)

Posted by: The Nightwatch going on the wall at June 27, 2020 01:56 AM (u1WYs)

481 Red fish, Blue fish,
Mail in Vote Fishy Fish ...
Posted by: Adriane


A friend of mine lost about $1400 once at the Bally's boat casino in New Orleans. Playing a betting version of Go Fish.

But I won about $3000 at the lowball Blackjack table.

Posted by: Miklos, lessons learned at June 27, 2020 02:00 AM (QzkSJ)

482 That they be. Vouch for them myself ...

Posted by: Adriane the Theo Gressel Critic ... at June 27, 2020 02:00 AM (LPnfS)

483
I just watched "Athlete A" on Netflix about that evil Dr. Nasser.

The takeaway: the FBI is evil.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 27, 2020 02:01 AM (G51Gf)

484
Earthlink ?

Are they still around?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - fighting with a dying hard drive

=======

They exist in some reduced fashion. Plenty of folks out there with earthlink.net addresses.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 27, 2020 02:02 AM (G51Gf)

485
Oh no, I'm talking to myself.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 27, 2020 02:02 AM (G51Gf)

486
Well, I guess I'll go make a lasagna.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 27, 2020 02:03 AM (G51Gf)

487 I love lasagna !!!!

But I had pad thai a few days ago.

Need to limit the noodles ...

Posted by: Adriane the Theo Gressel Critic ... at June 27, 2020 02:05 AM (LPnfS)

488 Kinda late tonbe making a lasagna

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 27, 2020 02:06 AM (IYHxL)

489 Maybe it's for tomorrow ...

Posted by: Adriane the Theo Gressel Critic ... at June 27, 2020 02:08 AM (LPnfS)

490 Kinda late tonbe making a lasagna
Posted by: thathalfrican


Lasagna reheats well.

Posted by: Chef Miklos, saying do it and then nuke it at June 27, 2020 02:10 AM (QzkSJ)

491 Gnight hordlingers.

Posted by: USNtakim at June 27, 2020 02:10 AM (0OmEj)

492 It's never to late for lasagna.

Never too early, either.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - fighting with a dying hard drive at June 27, 2020 02:10 AM (SchxB)

493 Coincidence that Angela Merkel and Germany has led the push to inject millions of inherently Jew-disliking if not Jew-hating Muslims all over Europe? Why Muslims?

Posted by: Kyle at June 27, 2020 02:11 AM (CESUr)

494 486


mmmmmm love lasagna....keeps me from letting the bad dog out

Posted by: The Nightwatch going on the wall at June 27, 2020 02:11 AM (u1WYs)

495 It's about how you layer the sausage between the cheese....

Posted by: The Nightwatch going on the wall at June 27, 2020 02:12 AM (u1WYs)

496 Didn't Gina Lollobrigida have a song about lasagna?

Posted by: Misty Eyed Miklos at June 27, 2020 02:13 AM (QzkSJ)

497 'Night all, I am getting sleepy, always a good thing for me.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 27, 2020 02:14 AM (a4EWo)

498 Then I jump in and say something to Blondie and she never answers back. Played this game before.

Posted by: ... at June 27, 2020 02:14 AM (NaPFG)

499 476 Blow a fish ?

I barely puffed her !!!!
Posted by: Adriane the Theo Gressel Critic ... at June 27, 2020 01:52 AM (LPnfS)

Rapey dolphin remains silent.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 27, 2020 02:14 AM (NgKpN)

500 Didn't Gina Lollobrigida have a song about lasagna?
Posted by: Misty Eyed Miklos at June 27, 2020 02:13 AM (QzkSJ)


Not sure ...

But Weird Al has a few about the consequences thereof ...

Posted by: Adriane the Theo Gressel Critic ... at June 27, 2020 02:14 AM (LPnfS)

501 496
There is a video somewhere of her in a slinky satin dress.....

making lasagna......or was that Sophia Loren?

Posted by: The Nightwatch going on the wall at June 27, 2020 02:18 AM (u1WYs)

502 Didn't Gina Lollobrigida have a song about lasagna?
Posted by: Misty Eyed Miklos at June 27, 2020 02:13 AM (QzkSJ)

Not sure ...


Actually I think I am thinking of a combination of this

https://tinyurl.com/y93xgawq


And this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3Fa4lOQfbA


But in Italican

Posted by: Miklos, whose forst virtual little by girlfriend was Luciana Pauluzzi at June 27, 2020 02:20 AM (QzkSJ)

503
Kinda late tonbe making a lasagna
Posted by: thathalfrican

==========

The ragu is all made from yesterday. All I have to do is layer it and bake it for 15-20 mins.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 27, 2020 02:21 AM (G51Gf)

504 498

Rock...Papers....Scissors

1 2 3

Posted by: The Nightwatch going on the wall at June 27, 2020 02:22 AM (u1WYs)

505
Coincidence that Angela Merkel and Germany has led the push to inject millions of inherently Jew-disliking if not Jew-hating Muslims all over Europe? Why Muslims?
Posted by: Kyle

=======

Good question.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 27, 2020 02:24 AM (G51Gf)

506 for the 'rons who missed this link earlier today....

https://www.thenipslip.com/

you're welcome.


Posted by: redc1c4 at June 27, 2020 02:25 AM (9RkTh)

507 Blasting out to....

Will BBQ survive COVID?

Posted by: The Nightwatch going on the wall at June 27, 2020 02:26 AM (u1WYs)

508 what about the ettes?

Posted by: The Nightwatch going on the wall at June 27, 2020 02:28 AM (u1WYs)

509 I know it's late and I'm tired and most probably won't see but thank you to runner, winston, redbanzai, additional blond agent, naughtypine, pug mahon and usntakim for all your words and prayers. They are a great consolation. In some cases very sad words. But thank you.

Posted by: ... at June 27, 2020 02:31 AM (NaPFG)

510 Goodnight, Horde!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - fighting with a dying hard drive at June 27, 2020 02:31 AM (SchxB)

511 "Everything you see, I owe to spaghetti"


-Sophia Loren

Posted by: Quote Authenticated by MiklosCheck at June 27, 2020 02:32 AM (QzkSJ)

512 505

Effin Globalists.....always with the Karen rants....

Posted by: The Nightwatch going on the wall at June 27, 2020 02:32 AM (u1WYs)

513 Actually I think I am thinking of a combination of this

And I'm thinking of this ...
: -))

https://www.youtube.com
/watch?v=ZcJjMnHoIBI

Posted by: Adriane the Dr. Demento Critic ... at June 27, 2020 02:33 AM (LPnfS)

514 509

Hey....I'll fold my hands together for you....

Posted by: The Nightwatch going on the wall at June 27, 2020 02:34 AM (u1WYs)

515 for the 'rons who missed this link earlier today....

https://www.thenipslip.com/

you're welcome.


Posted by: redc1c4


I ain't clicking on that.

Not without proper training and protective gear.

Posted by: Miklos, singing ABC like the Jackson 5 at June 27, 2020 02:34 AM (QzkSJ)

516 And I'm thinking of this ...
: -))

https://www.youtube.com
/watch?v=ZcJjMnHoIBI
Posted by: Adriane


Unkind.

Posted by: Weird Al Miklosovic at June 27, 2020 02:36 AM (QzkSJ)

517 Roses are red,
Lillie are white,
Good Night to the Horde,
May tomorrow's track be a little more right ...

Posted by: Adriane the Dr. Demento Critic ... at June 27, 2020 02:37 AM (LPnfS)

518 Thank you Sir Nightwatch.

Posted by: ... at June 27, 2020 02:39 AM (02yLa)

519 Then there is "pause" and I have to go out under the orange tree......

Posted by: The Nightwatch going on the wall at June 27, 2020 02:40 AM (u1WYs)

520 Oh

Among the nattering nabobness of general negativityness, my car Schatzi is back from the shop.


She takes me where I want to go.

Posted by: Fahrfignugenlisch Miklos mit Gemütlichkeit at June 27, 2020 02:41 AM (QzkSJ)

521

Via Yahoo News, The Telegraph reports that Brian Dennehy has passed at age 81.

Posted by: Arbalest at June 27, 2020 02:43 AM (FlRtG)

522 May tomorrow's track be a little more right ...
Posted by: Adriane the Dr. Demento Critic


S'allright

Posted by: Senor "Miklos" Wences at June 27, 2020 02:43 AM (QzkSJ)

523 518

but the I saw you June and have to come back to say I am not "Sir" ...just caring in my own way.....


prayers up to you....

Posted by: The Nightwatch going on the wall at June 27, 2020 02:43 AM (u1WYs)

524 521

Fine actor......and a man well met.

Posted by: The Nightwatch going on the wall at June 27, 2020 02:45 AM (u1WYs)

525 but the I saw you June and have to come back to say I am not "Sir" ...just caring in my own way.....





prayers up to you....

Posted by: The Nightwatch going on the wall at June 27, 2020 02:43 AM (u1WYs)

Appreciated.

Posted by: ... at June 27, 2020 02:50 AM (02yLa)

526 Posted by: Arbalest at June 27, 2020 02:43 AM (FlRtG)
---but he will live on with The Horde as a meme, so he isn't really gone.

we should all be so lucky.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 27, 2020 02:57 AM (9RkTh)

527 Mornin'

(sips coffee)


521

Via Yahoo News, The Telegraph reports that Brian Dennehy has passed at age 81.

Posted by: Arbalest



He died in April.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 27, 2020 02:58 AM (cEK8a)

528 My Dear Horde,

I have been here for so many years. I never in my wildest imaginations...through all of our speculations about the Bush and then Obama years and the the specter of actual attempts to unseat Trump over the last 3+ years would we find ourselves in a cultural civil war verging on the real deal.

Yet here we are. COVID is a part of this, and I wlll state for the record, I believe it Manufactured to promote and empower the Overthrow of the Republic of the United States of America....plain and simple.

Floyd was just cherry....sad as it was ....but the MSM lucked out on their cherry.......and that's all they needed to push us to where we are now.

Seems we may have to do this all over again.....but you gotta ask... who are the slaves this time around and who are the masters? blm seems to think they still be..but who be their masters?........Surprise Mo Fo's!!!

It still be the same.......

Posted by: The Nightwatch going on the wall at June 27, 2020 03:23 AM (u1WYs)

529 This is a civil war within the dem party, not the country. They hate each other, maybe more than they hate conservatives. The opportunities to win was what held them together in previous years.

I've been saying that this kleptocracy party will end in my lifetime. I've said so, repeatedly, it with total certainty, on this blog. Not a daring prediction, parties tend to last about 100 years. This is the beginning of the end of them, it really is. Hell if I know what comes after.

Think of Reagan saying "tear down this wall". He described what he wanted and expected since the 1960s. He had no way of knowing it was 2 years until the wall actually fell, and 4 until the end of the Soviet Union.

Sudden but inevitable, like a scheming plastic dinosaur.

Dear God it would be nice if the end of them was so near. But who knows.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 27, 2020 03:48 AM (LxTcq)

530
NYT is promoting the SCUM MANIFESTO. Lol!

Posted by: MHK at June 27, 2020 03:52 AM (iQIUe)

531 Scott Adams uses the science of bocce to predict the outcome of the 2020 US Presidential election:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yabbk7y4

Posted by: m at June 27, 2020 04:01 AM (4ZG64)

532 Night Horde,

Hope we can figure this out before it's too late.

November 2020....Trump?.....or Soc/Marxists

Simple really.....

Posted by: The Nightwatch going on the wall at June 27, 2020 04:07 AM (u1WYs)

533 I ain't clicking on that.

Not without proper training and protective gear.
Posted by: Miklos, singing ABC like the Jackson 5 at June 27, 2020 02:34 AM (QzkSJ)

I took one for the team...needless to say..NSFW

Posted by: A dude in MI at June 27, 2020 04:28 AM (/6GbT)

534 Its the 4am hour, I have no reason to get up.

Posted by: Skip at June 27, 2020 04:31 AM (6f16T)

535 americanthinker.com/sen tim scotts travails show that blm is now the white leftist movement

Posted by: Skip at June 27, 2020 04:43 AM (6f16T)

536 Ok even more a reason
Why should I be the only one up?

Posted by: Skip at June 27, 2020 04:50 AM (6f16T)

537

" that blm is now the white leftist movement"

Actually just new plantation owners Skip,,, the low blacks have had it
following the old school liberals and are opting for the more violent
marxist progressives..more their style slinging poo and rioting...it's
the black panther coming out of 'em..

Posted by: beanervt at June 27, 2020 04:50 AM (pyQkH)

538 In china, the three retards dam is failing. I got an email from an engineer buddy and his firm did a consult on the dam. The stupid fucks didn't anchor the dam to bedrock and all the welding examined was way below minimum standards. With the continued deluge rain it's only a matter of time before it fails and floods the most populated areas in china including everyone's favorite pest hole, Wuhan.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade a fucking ray of sunshine at June 27, 2020 04:59 AM (bML9A)

539 Satellite photos show a growing bulge in the dam. I don't have the links but the before the rains photos show a straight dam and the latest show a ten meter bulge in the center.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade a fucking ray of sunshine at June 27, 2020 05:05 AM (bML9A)

540 With the continued deluge rain it's only a matter of
time before it fails and floods the most populated areas in china
including everyone's favorite pest hole, Wuhan.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade a fucking ray of sunshine at June 27, 2020 04:59 AM (bML9A)

---
ain't that about a dam shame?

allowing for how it sucks for those down stream, of course.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 27, 2020 05:08 AM (9RkTh)

541
"
In china, the three retards dam is failing"
Not surprising any thing made in China is broke 3 weeks after you
buy it...also being built on a commie time frame instead of standards
review board has a lot of influence on quality..

Posted by: beanervt at June 27, 2020 05:08 AM (pyQkH)

542 Satellite photos show a growing bulge in the dam. I
don't have the links but the before the rains photos show a straight dam
and the latest show a ten meter bulge in the center.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade a fucking ray of sunshine at June 27, 2020 05:05 AM (bML9A)

---
link/cite please?

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 27, 2020 05:10 AM (9RkTh)

543 Crossroads with Joshua Philipp on YouTube

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade a fucking ray of sunshine at June 27, 2020 05:15 AM (bML9A)

544 https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycdsgba6

Posted by: JAS at June 27, 2020 05:15 AM (2BZBZ)

545
Sign says "Flipper don't spit leeches @ mans penis"


If that volleyball beach babe is a MAN ! I am handing my penis over to a rescue Leech non profit organisation !!!!! UP MINES....Leech I'll have another PINT DICK ?

Posted by: saf at June 27, 2020 05:20 AM (5IHGB)

546 Yeah just the new generation of plantation owners.
Just starting to get light out so might as well make coffee

Posted by: Skip at June 27, 2020 05:25 AM (6f16T)

547 Just starting to get light out so might as well make coffee

Posted by: Skip at June 27, 2020 05:25 AM (6f16T)

---which means i need to hit the rack...

hasta, y'all!

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 27, 2020 05:37 AM (9RkTh)

548 Birds have been chirping for the last hour or so.

Mornin', all

Posted by: My life is insanity at June 27, 2020 05:42 AM (Z/jzm)

549
Jesus! A guy posted on twitter that men cant give birth to babies. For that the cops paid him a visit & he has been pernanently banned by twitter.

Posted by: MHK at June 27, 2020 05:45 AM (iQIUe)

550 Good morning, horde! Damned dogs....they got me up even before the morning thread. Argh.

Covfefe.

Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at June 27, 2020 05:48 AM (OX9vb)

551
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 27, 2020 05:48 AM (QozRz)

552
Mornin MLii 69 going to 82 ,, last non rain dayuntil thrusday...

Probably shouldn't have taken vacation next week....

Posted by: beanervt at June 27, 2020 05:49 AM (pyQkH)

553 Good morning all! Really nice out this fine ETEX day. Wow, it's 445, time to slurp up this bulletproof coffee and get out there. Let us pray that whatever GOD's Will for us today, He will place the right tools, faith, strength, and working tools for the job. Let us be confident in His plan for us. And all GOD's people say Amen! Let's go confound the enemy.

Posted by: Eromero at June 27, 2020 05:49 AM (XhWtx)

554 Remind me again who are the science deniers?

Posted by: Skip at June 27, 2020 05:50 AM (6f16T)

555 Dobroe ytro dear morons.

It will be cold, wet, and dark here today, to match my mood. One of those day Mark Twain liked.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 27, 2020 05:53 AM (EZebt)

556 Science deniers and history deniers are the same people as the GOD deniers.

Posted by: Eromero at June 27, 2020 05:54 AM (XhWtx)

557 mornin' y'all

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at June 27, 2020 05:55 AM (eMtQa)

558 I'm eating at the level-4 containment facility inside a Waffle House in Florida. There are some sheets of plastic draped between booths.

If people can't see this is not about controlling a virus, I don't know what to say

Posted by: t-bird at June 27, 2020 05:55 AM (zN/5f)

559 Amen, Eromero.

68 here, beanervt. Heading into the 80s. Had some storms overnite, but not as bad as was predicted. Birds are certainly cheerful this morning

Posted by: My life is insanity at June 27, 2020 05:57 AM (Z/jzm)

560 558 I'm eating at the level-4 containment facility inside a Waffle House in Florida. There are some sheets of plastic draped between booths.

If people can't see this is not about controlling a virus, I don't know what to say

Posted by: t-bird at June 27, 2020 05:55 AM (zN/5f)

What is it about?

Posted by: Serious Cat at June 27, 2020 06:00 AM (zqs/f)

561 Jesus! A guy posted on twitter that men cant give birth to babies. For that the cops paid him a visit & he has been pernanently banned by twitter.

-

A moron referred to the actual name for this.

Gleichschaltung

The totalitarian control over language and social norms.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at June 27, 2020 06:00 AM (JkPW3)

562 I think someone could make a fortune inventing bubble suits. There's enough people out there freaked out enough to wear them

Posted by: My life is insanity at June 27, 2020 06:00 AM (Z/jzm)

563 KRAK WITH CONTENT

Posted by: Skip, the guy who says NOOD at June 27, 2020 06:01 AM (6f16T)

564

"If people can't see this is not about controlling a virus,"

New super secret offensive on the viri... if it can't see you

(thru the frosted plastic) it won't jump on you....Fauci approved...

Posted by: beanervt at June 27, 2020 06:01 AM (pyQkH)

565 It's about mail-in voting.

Posted by: t-bird at June 27, 2020 06:03 AM (zN/5f)

566 It's about mail-in voting.

Posted by: t-bird at June 27, 2020 06:03 AM (zN/5f)

Even in South Korea... ?

https://i.cbc.ca/1.5529073.1588284755!/fileImage/httpImage/1209572169.jpg

Posted by: Serious Cat at June 27, 2020 06:06 AM (zqs/f)

567 A moron referred to the actual name for this.

Gleichschaltung

The totalitarian control over language and social norms.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at June 27, 2020 06:00 AM (JkPW3)

===

It was rhomboid who gets h/t

It is a German word meaning coordination that is used to describes the period immediately after the Nazi seizure of power.

There was a mad rush to conform to the sudden change in cultural norms and everyday behavior. Some of this coerced but more of it was habit, or done enthusiastically.

So many Germans tried to join the Nazi Party Hitler banned new memberships for most of 1933 to ensure proper investigation and processing of applicants. Members of the Party who were members before Hitler's appointment as Chancellor enjoyed special status as "Original Fighters."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 27, 2020 06:21 AM (EZebt)

568 Ace lives on a FARM? No way!
I always thought he owned all those hardware stores...

Posted by: Kortezzi at June 27, 2020 07:04 AM (BU/HZ)

569 560 558 I'm eating at the level-4 containment facility inside a Waffle House in Florida. There are some sheets of plastic draped between booths.

If people can't see this is not about controlling a virus, I don't know what to say

Posted by: t-bird at June 27, 2020 05:55 AM (zN/5f)

What is it about?
Posted by: Serious Cat at June 27, 2020 06:00 AM (zqs/f)

Making the American people scattered, smothered, covered and chunked.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 27, 2020 07:25 AM (NWiLs)

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