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Funny Stuff for Fuck-It-All Friday Night
Ben Domenech interviewed Ryan Long, who's been blowing up on YouTube by (mostly) making fun of Social Justice Warriors, Woke White Women, assorted Karens, and leftwing bloggers.
It's a good interview. You probably have seen him: He did that viral video, "I Got Fired From Vice," in which he described the Vice articles he had supposedly written. The articles were real. He didn't write them -- they were mostly by Vice's "trans reporter" -- but they were real. That video below, if you haven't seen it.He goes out to help Mayor DeBlasio, offering to pay Karens to snitch on their family members for not social distancing: Snitches Get Riches.
Then he isolates himself, and just does social justice snitching from his apartment.
Related: The Federalist has been the go-to news organization for analysis of the phenomenon of Woke White Women ruining the earth. Bonus: Ryan Long talks to a guy at an anti-Algerian government protest, and quickly gets tunnel-vision about his own erectile problems.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Auspex at June 26, 2020 07:41 PM (Xo3T0)
Posted by: Auspex at June 26, 2020 07:42 PM (Xo3T0)
Posted by: billy plays bagpipes at June 26, 2020 07:44 PM (ONvIw)
https://youtu.be/j0TJEFSD2J4
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 26, 2020 07:45 PM (EwZlI)
Posted by: The Joker at June 26, 2020 07:45 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 26, 2020 07:46 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 26, 2020 07:46 PM (CjFDo)
Posted by: runner at June 26, 2020 07:47 PM (AV9yQ)
Posted by: gdgm+ at June 26, 2020 07:47 PM (ExnWy)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 26, 2020 07:48 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: ace, pseudointellectual cuck douchebag thinking about dinner at June 26, 2020 07:48 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: eleven at June 26, 2020 07:48 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Grump928© at June 26, 2020 07:49 PM (yQpMk)
easton's 7 min abs. This is one of the Flyer's studio personalities.
10/10 Philly Italian whew
https://youtu.be/j0TJEFSD2J4
Posted by: Thesokorus
.........
Easy for a 20 something who starts off skinny as a rail.. but still.. good video..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 26, 2020 07:49 PM (CjFDo)
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at June 26, 2020 07:49 PM (JkPW3)
Posted by: ... at June 26, 2020 07:50 PM (NaPFG)
Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at June 26, 2020 07:50 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Eromero at June 26, 2020 07:51 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at June 26, 2020 07:51 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: The Joker at June 26, 2020 07:51 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 26, 2020 07:52 PM (n/n9w)
Posted by: runner at June 26, 2020 07:52 PM (AV9yQ)
Posted by: ... at June 26, 2020 07:52 PM (NaPFG)
Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at June 26, 2020 07:52 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 26, 2020 07:53 PM (n4scg)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 26, 2020 07:53 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2020 07:53 PM (El6T/)
Sober for 5 months but the liquor cabinet is still well stocked.
Posted by: azalea city at June 26, 2020 07:53 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: Skip at June 26, 2020 07:53 PM (6f16T)
Lawnmower died on me 2 minutes into the mowing.
Fuck-It-All
#Drinkmorebeer
Posted by: tbodie at June 26, 2020 07:54 PM (nlavE)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2020 07:54 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: eleven at June 26, 2020 07:54 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2020 07:54 PM (oVJmc)
Cindy Crawford.
I win.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 26, 2020 07:55 PM (n4scg)
Posted by: Reggie Love at June 26, 2020 07:55 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2020 07:55 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Eromero
Ask your doctor if Fucitol is right for you.
Posted by: DB- just DB at June 26, 2020 07:55 PM (iTXRQ)
Is it safe?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 26, 2020 07:53 PM (n4scg)
No but there may be threads on the tucked penises.
Posted by: ... at June 26, 2020 07:55 PM (NaPFG)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2020 07:56 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: yawn at June 26, 2020 07:56 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
I'd let her take my morning train
Posted by: DB- just DB at June 26, 2020 07:56 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2020 07:57 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Michael Stipe at June 26, 2020 07:57 PM (FgJKq)
Posted by: DB- just DB at June 26, 2020 07:56 PM (iTXRQ)*
Train was not the word I expected to see.
Posted by: tbodie at June 26, 2020 07:58 PM (nlavE)
I am still gobsmacked by the previous post.
Never thought I'd long for the days of CK spokesmodel Marky Mark.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2020 07:58 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: DB- just DB at June 26, 2020 07:55 PM (iTXRQ)
Fucitol may cause hysterical pregnancy and sausage fingers. Do not look directly at Fucitol. Do not say "Fucitol " three times while looking in a mirror.
Posted by: The Joker at June 26, 2020 07:59 PM (Izzlo)
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We bought one of those reel mowers for a small, complicated section of our yard. It's fantastic, too. I've done the 1/4 acre or so backyard when I have time through the day. It's good exercise and you accomplish something, too.
Those reel mowers cut great, though. Nice little clicking hum as you go, too.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Acting crab bucket is worse than acting white at June 26, 2020 07:59 PM (eDfIu)
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Grilled cheese sandwiches. If you don't know the answer to the question, then the answer is automatically grilled cheese sandwiches.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Acting crab bucket is worse than acting white at June 26, 2020 07:59 PM (eDfIu)
Mangia, ace
Posted by: fluffy at June 26, 2020 08:00 PM (FgJKq)
Various youtube channels that are funny and worth watching, include Nick DiPaolo, the always reliable Mark Dice, the subversively anti-leftist Ryan George (the pitch meeting guy), and last but not least Paul Joseph Watson.
Others are funny, but not political. Others are political but not funny.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 26, 2020 08:00 PM (hku12)
Posted by: DB- just DB at June 26, 2020 07:55 PM (iTXRQ)
Fucitol may cause hysterical pregnancy and sausage fingers. Do not look directly at Fucitol. Do not say "Fucitol " three times while looking in a mirror.
Posted by: The Joker at June 26, 2020 07:59 PM
LOL
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 26, 2020 08:00 PM (/+bwe)
He did say neighbors are vicious animals when it comes knifing neighbors as long as its done anonymously.
Posted by: 13times at June 26, 2020 08:01 PM (K3B2k)
Posted by: Pete Seria at June 26, 2020 08:01 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: 13times
People are neat.
Posted by: eleven at June 26, 2020 08:02 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 26, 2020 08:02 PM (nFRLh)
Hopefully, this won't be used to prosecute churches and gym owners, but assuming the "good ones" at the alphabet agencies do their job, we'll see a lot of whining posts about how it's evil to put people in jail for rioting and looting.
no fed bail...has to be first step
Posted by: guest myspace user at June 26, 2020 08:02 PM (rnk6i)
Posted by: Steve in Greensboro at June 26, 2020 08:02 PM (Su9Le)
Posted by: DB- just DB at June 26, 2020 08:02 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: DB- just DB at June 26, 2020 08:03 PM (iTXRQ)
I am still gobsmacked by the previous post.
Never thought I'd long for the days of CK spokesmodel Marky Mark.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2020 07:58 PM (bDqIh)
I feel sorry for the South Park guys. How do you parody this world?
Posted by: BurtTC at June 26, 2020 08:03 PM (hku12)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 26, 2020 08:03 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: guest myspace user at June 26, 2020 08:03 PM (rnk6i)
My hubby used to stop by the Vice channel and it was mostly pot enthusiast shows. For example, three hipster do the Charles Kuralt thing in a camper across America. Naturally, one of the three was a marijuana journalist, so that was a common topic regardless of where they stopped.
He also watched a Vice show on "purple drank" hosted by a guy who was on The Wire that was very depressing. Purple drank is some homemade drug cocktail made with cough syrup and I can't remember.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2020 08:04 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: We're Playing Zealot Difficulty Dead Space 4 at June 26, 2020 08:04 PM (MJMvN)
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Holy crap. I missed that one. A fat, mentally ill black man. Wow. Also
HEY HEY HEY!
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Acting crab bucket is worse than acting white at June 26, 2020 08:04 PM (eDfIu)
J. Btiem
Posted by: Eromero at June 26, 2020 08:05 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 26, 2020 08:05 PM (vMYGz)
Posted by: runner at June 26, 2020 08:05 PM (AV9yQ)
Posted by: Pete Seria at June 26, 2020 08:06 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: four seasons at June 26, 2020 08:06 PM (PisyI)
Oh...
Wait...
Never mind.
Duh. Algerian prince.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 26, 2020 08:06 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: runner at June 26, 2020 08:05 PM (AV9yQ)
Stir fry with chicken.
And beer.
Posted by: tbodie at June 26, 2020 08:06 PM (nlavE)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 26, 2020 08:06 PM (nFRLh)
Promethazine, codeine, soda and sometimes booze
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 26, 2020 08:06 PM (IYHxL)
Time to find something to do.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 26, 2020 08:07 PM (nuOac)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 26, 2020 08:07 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Pete Seria
No surprise. He was on fire last night.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 26, 2020 08:07 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Pete Seria at June 26, 2020 08:07 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: runner at June 26, 2020 08:07 PM (AV9yQ)
85/15 ground beef mixed with eggs and mozzarella cheese.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 26, 2020 08:08 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: runner at June 26, 2020 08:08 PM (AV9yQ)
Nike: We lost $790 million in the last quarter of 2019 with 46% sales decline in the US.
Posted by: Botched_Lobotomy at June 26, 2020 08:08 PM (lRrON)
Third one coming up.
I am forced to have this one, as Mrs. DIG is watching....
But, she has big hate for Marie Osmond, which I find funny.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 26, 2020 08:09 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: runner at June 26, 2020 08:09 PM (AV9yQ)
Posted by: Eromero at June 26, 2020 08:09 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: DB- just DB. Try new Fucitol today! at June 26, 2020 08:09 PM (iTXRQ)
Pertinent to a previous thread, it takes al of about 60 seconds to scatter the cockroaches.
https://tinyurl.com/yaubyrhw
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2020 08:09 PM (G51Gf)
Promethazine, codeine, soda and sometimes booze
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 26, 2020 08:10 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: billy plays bagpipes at June 26, 2020 08:10 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 26, 2020 08:10 PM (nFRLh)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
That Scottish accent and those beautiful blue eyes. Yes, yes she was.
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 26, 2020 08:10 PM (crynf)
Harmeet Dhillon - These politicians treated coronavirus like they could switch it on and off. They switched it off of protests
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 26, 2020 08:10 PM (yTvFw)
Posted by: the_sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at June 26, 2020 08:11 PM (0IMgo)
Every single one of those women are exercising their "privilege" because if a man said that shit they would get their mouth closed violently.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 26, 2020 08:11 PM (ijEPD)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2020 08:11 PM (oVJmc)
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Sounds interesting. Scrambled eggs and melt cheese in? Do you just leave it melty or do you brown the top in the oven?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Acting crab bucket is worse than acting white at June 26, 2020 08:11 PM (eDfIu)
Posted by: DB- just DB. Try new Fucitol today! at June 26, 2020 08:11 PM (iTXRQ)
Marie is now and always had been a babe.
Posted by: tbodie at June 26, 2020 08:11 PM (nlavE)
Posted by: Lizzy
Cough Syrup has a Dextromethorphan, which is a derivative of opium, like herion, codeine and morphine.
Take enough of it, and you can get....Hiiiiiiiiigh.
So I am told.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 26, 2020 08:11 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: eleven at June 26, 2020 08:11 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 26, 2020 08:12 PM (5v5Zx)
*********
UMMMMMMMMMMM Friday in the Summer
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 26, 2020 08:12 PM (AtRjn)
Posted by: Hands at June 26, 2020 08:12 PM (786Ro)
Melted in at the end. I'm doing a mainly carnivore style diet
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 26, 2020 08:12 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 26, 2020 08:12 PM (Dc2NZ)
Ah, thanks!
*opens up email to CBD for Sunday Cooking thread idea*
*wonders if purple drank would be better with a little maple syrup*
Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2020 08:12 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2020 07:54 PM (oVJmc)
I think the first time I saw her was when she sang For Your Eyes Only in the movie. Wow was she hot. The only person who sang a Bond theme song who was actually shown in the opening credits
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 26, 2020 08:13 PM (yTvFw)
Posted by: Pete Seria
Brats on the grill? Well, that's a novel way to deal with bad children.
Whatever works for you. Who am I to judge?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 26, 2020 08:13 PM (ZCiJZ)
Commentary start at 1:14.
Posted by: Bert G at June 26, 2020 08:13 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: Hands at June 26, 2020 08:14 PM (786Ro)
Leftovers and beer; but, mostly beer and more beer.
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at June 26, 2020 08:14 PM (gtatv)
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Chicken in lemon cream sauce with lots of capers. In fact it's all just a vehicle for the capers. I'm serious.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 26, 2020 08:14 PM (Dc2NZ)
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That sounds good. Thanks. I might cook that for the family at some point. I'm betting it would be good in flour tortillas.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Acting crab bucket is worse than acting white at June 26, 2020 08:14 PM (eDfIu)
Cheeseburger cheeseburger cheeseburger.
Actually Ive been to the original location. And had a hot dog. It was great! Nothing beats decades of grease on a grill.
Posted by: runner at June 26, 2020 08:14 PM (AV9yQ)
Posted by: Pj at June 26, 2020 08:14 PM (qlTN9)
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It sucked!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 26, 2020 08:12 PM (Dc2NZ)
LOL
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 26, 2020 08:14 PM (5v5Zx)
*But, she has big hate for Marie Osmond, which I find funny.*
Marie is now and always had been a babe.
Posted by: tbodie at June 26, 2020 08:11 PM (nlavE)
Yes she is.
I have a different big thing for her.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 26, 2020 08:15 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 26, 2020 08:15 PM (+EL0E)
Posted by: Skip at June 26, 2020 08:15 PM (6f16T)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 26, 2020 08:15 PM (nFRLh)
Is there pasta involved? Because that be good on pasta.
Posted by: runner at June 26, 2020 08:15 PM (AV9yQ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes
Ahhh....it's the Eris She-wolf caper, again, eh?
Suitable for Michiganstas!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 26, 2020 08:15 PM (ZCiJZ)
It is! A variation on that is doing a mexican spice mix on the beef first then eggs and doing breakfast burritos
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 26, 2020 08:15 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Eromero at June 26, 2020 08:16 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: Pete Seria at June 26, 2020 08:01 PM (7ZQe3)
Poor Tucker, must get tiresome playing the Cassandra role night after night. I hope he does have some place to go, get out of that shitty town, it might be good for his sanity, and his perspective.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 26, 2020 08:16 PM (hku12)
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Ha. I didn't make the breakfast burrito connection.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Acting crab bucket is worse than acting white at June 26, 2020 08:17 PM (eDfIu)
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Not today. But it would be sexy as hell nestled on a bed of angel hair pasta, like a carb-laden odalisque.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 26, 2020 08:17 PM (Dc2NZ)
Third one coming up.
I am forced to have this one, as Mrs. DIG is watching....
But, she has big hate for Marie Osmond, which I find funny.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 26, 2020 08:09 PM (ufFY
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Is she a Trump supporter?
Can't stand these shows with all their virtue signaling. Use to watch for the fashion... never again.
Posted by: redridinghood at June 26, 2020 08:17 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 26, 2020 08:17 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 26, 2020 08:17 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2020 07:54 PM (oVJmc)
Cindy Crawford.
I win.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 26, 2020 07:55 PM (n4scg)
nuh uh...
Elle MacPherson
Posted by: browndog at June 26, 2020 08:18 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 26, 2020 08:18 PM (Dc2NZ)
Tbh bro anything goes at any time.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 26, 2020 08:18 PM (IYHxL)
Flat- fettuccine.
Posted by: runner at June 26, 2020 08:18 PM (AV9yQ)
That may be just about the most disgusting thing I have ever read.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 26, 2020 08:19 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Stormy Daniels at June 26, 2020 08:19 PM (786Ro)
It's. . . not good. Drags when they get sentimental, makes you wish for more shark bitey action.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2020 08:19 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 26, 2020 08:19 PM (tJujB)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 26, 2020 08:17 PM (IYHxL)
OVER-RULED!
-Hawaiian judge
Posted by: tbodie at June 26, 2020 08:20 PM (nlavE)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
That Scottish accent and those beautiful blue eyes. Yes, yes she was.
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 26, 2020 08:10 PM (crynf)
Two words: Sugar. Walls.
Prolly don't want to see a current picture of her.
I bet she has diabetes.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 26, 2020 08:20 PM (hku12)
But, she has big hate for Marie Osmond, which I find funny.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 26, 2020 08:09 PM (ufFY
********
Is she a Trump supporter?
Can't stand these shows with all their virtue signaling. Use to watch for the fashion... never again.
Posted by: redridinghood at June 26, 2020 08:17 PM (wiXsO)
She is a big time Trump supporter.
She is just watching because the awards may have to do with her soap operas.
The View just won something, and she is bitching at the TV big time right now.
LOL
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 26, 2020 08:20 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 26, 2020 08:20 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 26, 2020 08:20 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Skip at June 26, 2020 08:20 PM (6f16T)
Posted by: runner at June 26, 2020 08:20 PM (AV9yQ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2020 07:54 PM (oVJmc)
Cindy Crawford.
I win.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 26, 2020 07:55 PM (n4scg)
nuh uh...
Elle MacPherson
Posted by: browndog at June 26, 2020 08:18 PM
Patty Smyth
Posted by: Hands at June 26, 2020 08:20 PM (786Ro)
There's no pineapple in the meal other than that, but it's a nice presentation.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Acting crab bucket is worse than acting white at June 26, 2020 08:21 PM (eDfIu)
Posted by: Hands at June 26, 2020 08:20 PM (786Ro)
Take that shite back to the last thread
Posted by: browndog at June 26, 2020 08:21 PM (BgMrQ)
Do keep going assholes.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Celebrating Independence Day Which is Not in Two Weeks at June 26, 2020 08:22 PM (+dsLj)
https://tinyurl.com/ybdn2dao
Posted by: Javems at June 26, 2020 08:22 PM (ofIwF)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2020 07:54 PM (oVJmc)
Cindy Crawford.
I win.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 26, 2020 07:55 PM (n4scg)
nuh uh...
Elle MacPherson
Posted by: browndog at June 26, 2020 08:18 PM
Patty Smyth
Posted by: Hands at June 26, 2020 08:20 PM (786Ro)
Mrs Hades.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 26, 2020 08:22 PM (nRxVa)
Posted by: runner at June 26, 2020 08:22 PM (AV9yQ)
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos at June 26, 2020 08:22 PM (3DZIZ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 26, 2020 08:22 PM (Dc2NZ)
Is that an authentic place?
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 26, 2020 08:22 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 26, 2020 08:22 PM (tJujB)
Oh, in that case, watch it! Jason Statham is very Jason Statham-y in it.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2020 08:23 PM (bDqIh)
There's no pineapple in the meal other than that, but it's a nice presentation.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Acting crab bucket is worse than acting white at June 26, 2020 08:21 PM (eDfIu)
Do course they had Hawaiian shirts on?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 26, 2020 08:23 PM (+EL0E)
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 26, 2020 08:23 PM (5v5Zx)
If the man doesn't fight I'm not THAT interested.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 26, 2020 08:24 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Hands at June 26, 2020 08:20 PM (786Ro)
Take that shite back to the last thread
Posted by: browndog at June 26, 2020 08:21 PM (BgMrQ)
Made me laugh.
Posted by: tbodie at June 26, 2020 08:24 PM (nlavE)
Federal Judge removes Andy's restrictions on churches.
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at June 26, 2020 08:24 PM (4vNgL)
Posted by: Eromero at June 26, 2020 08:24 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2020 07:54 PM (oVJmc)
Cindy Crawford.
I win.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 26, 2020 07:55 PM (n4scg)
nuh uh...
Elle MacPherson
Posted by: browndog at June 26, 2020 08:18 PM
Patty Smyth
Posted by: Hands at June 26, 2020 08:20 PM (786Ro)
Mrs Hades.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 26, 2020 08:22 PM (nRxVa)
Susanna Hoffs > Sheena Easton
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 26, 2020 08:25 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 26, 2020 08:22 PM (Dc2NZ)
Just well trained.
It does help that I truly do think she's adorable. Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 26, 2020 08:25 PM (nRxVa)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 26, 2020 08:22 PM (tJujB)
OMG. Pointer Sisters. Great uplifting music. Woot!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 26, 2020 08:25 PM (+EL0E)
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos at June 26, 2020 08:25 PM (3DZIZ)
She is just watching because the awards may have to do with her soap operas.
The View just won something, and she is bitching at the TV big time right now.
LOL
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 26, 2020 08:20 PM (ufFY
************
Ugh!
Aren't these people suppose to be quarantining or are they doing in from their homes?
Posted by: redridinghood at June 26, 2020 08:26 PM (wiXsO)
I'm in the mood for some Pointer Sisters, a cheroot and about 6 Balvenies.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 26, 2020 08:22 PM (tJujB)
"I'm so Excited", not really sure that video is SFW either.
Posted by: Javems at June 26, 2020 08:26 PM (ofIwF)
Two words: Sugar. Walls.
Prolly don't want to see a current picture of her.
I bet she has diabetes.
Posted by: BurtTC
I did say 'was'. She hasn't aged well. The plastic surgeries didn't help.
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 26, 2020 08:26 PM (crynf)
Posted by: redridinghood at June 26, 2020 08:26 PM (wiXsO)
All from their homes.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 26, 2020 08:26 PM (ufFY8)
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It is, but I think they have an owner/chef with more of a sense of "let's operate an interesting restaurant," too. And I'm sure anything that sets you apart just a little bit goes a long way when there are a dozen Mexican restaurants within ten miles of you. But yeah, huge sombreros on your birthday, mariachi band playing Seven Spanish Angels, the works.
They're near a friend's house that we haven't visited in a while. I hope they have made it through this shutdown nonsense.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Acting crab bucket is worse than acting white at June 26, 2020 08:27 PM (eDfIu)
Posted by: tbodie at June 26, 2020 08:27 PM (nlavE)
Coach K and Duke Basketball go all-in with Marxist Black Lives Matter.
https://bit.ly/31mXcnY
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at June 26, 2020 08:27 PM (Do5/p)
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I think that is the thread below.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos at June 26, 2020 08:22 PM (3DZIZ)
Fox staff frantically search for Carlson, but he is nowhere to be found.
Thankfully they have a replacement, a lookalike... who just happens to be a transvestite.
Fox news chiefs reluctantly call for the replacement: Quick, someone marshal the tucker.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 26, 2020 08:27 PM (hku12)
Posted by: DooDad at June 26, 2020 08:27 PM (SnLSx)
DiCommio is going to have Black Lives Matter on the street in front of Trump Tower. Every time I wonder who is the worst mayor DiCommio manages to leap to the front
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 26, 2020 08:27 PM (yTvFw)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 26, 2020 08:22 PM (tJujB)
Damn Ben, only 6...
Posted by: browndog at June 26, 2020 08:27 PM (BgMrQ)
Those videos are hilarious.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2020 08:27 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 26, 2020 08:28 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Science at June 26, 2020 08:28 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 26, 2020 08:28 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 26, 2020 08:25 PM (2DOZq)
ooooh, very nice, a man of discerning taste!
Posted by: browndog at June 26, 2020 08:29 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2020 08:29 PM (G51Gf)
Prolly don't want to see a current picture of her.
I bet she has diabetes.
Posted by: BurtTC
I did say 'was'. She hasn't aged well. The plastic surgeries didn't help.
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 26, 2020 08:26 PM (crynf)
I haven't seen any recent photos, I just assumed.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 26, 2020 08:29 PM (hku12)
Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2020 08:29 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 26, 2020 08:29 PM (Uu+Jp)
LOL
And of course, Ellen says she will use her show as a platform for 'change', and made some comments about blacks.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 26, 2020 08:30 PM (ufFY8)
Christine Todd Whitman on Chris Hayes trashing Trump.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2020 08:30 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: DooDad at June 26, 2020 08:27 PM (SnLSx)
Beer goes great with grilled pork ribs.
Just sayin'.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 26, 2020 08:30 PM (nRxVa)
Report link at Insty's about Chinese PLA cutting army size because too many are videogame-playing fappers who can't master the fitness tests!
Posted by: andycanuck at June 26, 2020 08:30 PM (TZi47)
Posted by: Skip at June 26, 2020 08:30 PM (6f16T)
Posted by: Science at June 26, 2020 08:31 PM (BRkq2)
Oh, imagine that, the Ellen DeGeneres show won something.
LOL
And of course, Ellen says she will use her show as a platform for 'change', and made some comments about blacks.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt
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She's been on the air for 17 years. What's she been doing all this time?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2020 08:31 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 26, 2020 08:28 PM (u82oZ)
...and you're gonna eat it after that?
Posted by: DooDad at June 26, 2020 08:31 PM (SnLSx)
Now even Hollywood has turned on Trump? It's over.
Posted by: ... at June 26, 2020 08:31 PM (NaPFG)
SO that's twice they've painted that so Trump can see it.
Remind me again how Trump is responsible for a Minneapolis policeman killing a black man when the policeman is a Dem, his union supports Dem candidates, his mayor is a Dem, the MN governor, Senators and House representatives are all Dems???
Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2020 08:31 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Acting crab bucket is worse than acting white at June 26, 2020 08:31 PM (8Fpo1)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 26, 2020 08:31 PM (u82oZ)
Just sayin'.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 26, 2020 08:30 PM (nRxVa)
Didn't think I needed to type that
Posted by: DooDad at June 26, 2020 08:32 PM (SnLSx)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 26, 2020 08:25 PM (2DOZq)
Everything doesn't have to be a competition.
Posted by: ... at June 26, 2020 08:32 PM (NaPFG)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 26, 2020 08:25 PM (2DOZq)
Everything doesn't have to be a competition.
Posted by: ... at June 26, 2020 08:32 PM (NaPFG
If you ain't first you're last.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 26, 2020 08:33 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: DooDad at June 26, 2020 08:33 PM (SnLSx)
Minneapolis policeman killing a black man when the policeman is a Dem,
his union supports Dem candidates, his mayor is a Dem, the MN governor,
Senators and House representatives are all Dems???
Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2020 08:31 PM (bDqIh)
It's psy ops and it will work on some people. They are certainly proving where they think they are weak.
Posted by: ... at June 26, 2020 08:33 PM (NaPFG)
I had a Karen interaction this morning during my grocery shopping at Safeway.
She said: You're going the wrong way in the aisle. You'll bump into people.
I said, "you must be Karen."
Posted by: 11B40 at June 26, 2020 08:33 PM (evgyj)
Virtue signalling mewling quims.
*spit*
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 26, 2020 08:33 PM (ufFY8)
Dancing with the Obamas?
And terrorizing her staffers, apparently. She is known for being particularly awful in a town full of awful people.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2020 08:34 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Max Power at June 26, 2020 08:34 PM (QCc6B)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 26, 2020 08:33 PM (2DOZq)
In that case Susheena Hoffston.
Posted by: ... at June 26, 2020 08:34 PM (NaPFG)
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Turn and follow WAY too closely. Bump into her often.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Acting crab bucket is worse than acting white at June 26, 2020 08:34 PM (8Fpo1)
Posted by: Pj at June 26, 2020 08:35 PM (qlTN9)
Over at Powerline they're saying Kristi Noem 2024.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2020 08:35 PM (G51Gf)
waitare the chicks dressed as chicks or is he dressed as a chick
Posted by: DB- just DB at June 26, 2020 08:35 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: DooDad at June 26, 2020 08:35 PM (SnLSx)
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Ponytails or ankle bracelets are simple.
That doesn't sound simple at all.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Acting crab bucket is worse than acting white at June 26, 2020 08:36 PM (8Fpo1)
Turn and follow WAY too closely. Bump into her often.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Acting crab bucket is worse than acting white
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LOLOL
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2020 08:36 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 26, 2020 08:37 PM (ykYG2)
My favorite Pointer Sisters song!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pt9OVvHM87o
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 26, 2020 08:37 PM (aBMdY)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 26, 2020 08:33 PM (2DOZq)
In that case Susheena Hoffston.
Posted by: ... at June 26, 2020 08:34 PM (NaPFG)
Now that's a hybrid I would drive.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 26, 2020 08:37 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2020 08:31 PM (G51Gf)
Need you ask?
Posted by: Caliban at June 26, 2020 08:38 PM (QE8X6)
She's been on the air for 17 years. What's she been doing all this time?
This old white lesbian has been keepin' the black man down, of course.
Now that she'll stop, problem solved.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2020 08:39 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 26, 2020 08:39 PM (L6ZYH)
Posted by: Look at the lemmings at June 26, 2020 08:39 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Acting crab bucket is worse than acting white at June 26, 2020 08:40 PM (8Fpo1)
Posted by: Moron Robbie
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And cough loudly
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at June 26, 2020 08:40 PM (gtatv)
Posted by: JT at June 26, 2020 08:40 PM (arJlL)
I'm waiting in the wings
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 26, 2020 08:41 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Acting crab bucket is worse than acting white at June 26, 2020 08:34 PM (8Fpo1)
Sure. This is how this works, you can be a PoC in the street of any big city right now, bashing in people's car windows, beating them down in a crowd.
No charge.
Your little cart stunt? Assault with a deadly weapon.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 26, 2020 08:41 PM (hku12)
Posted by: BurtTC
I read that as diarrhea
Posted by: JT at June 26, 2020 08:40 PM (arJlL)
That too, but the sugar walls, man. Eventually the pancreas can't keep up.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 26, 2020 08:43 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2020 08:35 PM (G51Gf)
Certainly makes a lot of the right noises, seems like a good executive, doesn't seem to have much fear. All good things. But she's a little dull in interviews. Her speechifying is very robotic. Not gonna work on the big stage. Lacks charisma. And the next R, male or female, is going to need balls the size of Sherman Tanks.
Posted by: ... at June 26, 2020 08:44 PM (NaPFG)
Posted by: JT at June 26, 2020 08:44 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 26, 2020 08:44 PM (ozHKW)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 26, 2020 08:45 PM (tJujB)
Posted by: JT at June 26, 2020 08:44 PM (arJlL)
It's like an anchovy fucked a green olive, and then you ate capers.
They're really good.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 26, 2020 08:46 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: notsothoreau at June 26, 2020 08:46 PM (JKNZq)
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I concur. She'd be my first choice at this point
Posted by: Pete Seria at June 26, 2020 08:46 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 26, 2020 08:47 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: ... at June 26, 2020 08:44 PM (NaPFG)
Prolly have to be crowd-sourced and run third party. The Republicans are all in on Kamala.
Posted by: Look at the lemmings at June 26, 2020 08:47 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: JT at June 26, 2020 08:44 PM (arJlL)
It's like an anchovy fucked a green olive, and then you ate capers.
So, black olives aren't sexy enough ?
Posted by: JT at June 26, 2020 08:48 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 26, 2020 08:49 PM (tJujB)
Posted by: JT at June 26, 2020 08:48 PM (arJlL)
Take it up with the anchovy.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 26, 2020 08:49 PM (t+qrx)
Best thing to come out of the lockdown was my discovery of wing flavors other than medium - mild - hot.
Spicy Thai Chili wings : good stuff.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 26, 2020 08:49 PM (ozHKW)
Posted by: deplorable unperson
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It is always readily detectable.
Me: "Nice day today."
TDS Sufferer: "No thanks to Trump !
they hiss. Not so easy when there are no sibilants in 'Trump'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 26, 2020 08:49 PM (CTJwJ)
So, I was explaining to Lady YD why she couldn't reach an agreement with an online seller for some bullion. I told her "Look - the guy knows what it's worth. Offer him X, and you'll both make a few points. He'll go for it."
He did.
She said "How did you know?"
I said "It's spot + (((retail-spot)/2)-.2). That's where you start. If he fucks with you, come up a little. But never to more than half the difference. Reverse that if you sell."
This may be the most Jewish moment of life.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 26, 2020 08:49 PM (oJN+m)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 26, 2020 08:50 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: JT at June 26, 2020 08:44 PM (arJlL)
Me neither. Frolic, maybe. Mild shenanigans at the outside.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 26, 2020 08:50 PM (NWiLs)
she's a little dull in interviews. Her speechifying is very robotic. Not gonna work on the big stage. Lacks charisma.
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Who knows, maybe even folks like us may have had enough of the Trumpian flamboyance after 8 years and someone calmer will have more appeal.
THAT said, calm>dull. Lack of charisma is never good.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2020 08:50 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: notsothoreau at June 26, 2020 08:46 PM (JKNZq)
I did say "doesn't seem to have much fear". I wasn't being cruel, just giving honest analysis.
Posted by: ... at June 26, 2020 08:51 PM (NaPFG)
Posted by: JT at June 26, 2020 08:44 PM (arJlL)
Me neither. Frolic, maybe. Mild shenanigans at the outside.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 26, 2020 08:50 PM (NWiLs)
This one time me and 10 of my buddies set out to rob a Las Vegas casino.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 26, 2020 08:51 PM (hku12)
Posted by: ... at June 26, 2020 08:44 PM (NaPFG)
This is something I've never understood: people who come across dull and flat in public speaking.
How hard is it to crank up the energy meter? I used to listen to this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbq0OuJtErs
from the Blues Brothers soundtrack to get up for giving a lecture, because after years of lecturing public speaking is no biggie, but nothing is worse than a flat public speaker.
People, it's a learned skill. LEARN IT.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2020 08:52 PM (YqDXo)
Friday nite, I'm havin' a beer, and you want me to interview a dead fish ?
That's more along the lines of Ellen Degenerate's biz.
Posted by: JT at June 26, 2020 08:53 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Short Shorts at June 26, 2020 08:53 PM (EPaen)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 26, 2020 08:53 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Skip at June 26, 2020 08:54 PM (6f16T)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 26, 2020 08:54 PM (oJN+m)
Posted by: Short Shorts at June 26, 2020 08:54 PM (EPaen)
Posted by: redridinghood at June 26, 2020 08:54 PM (wiXsO)
Oh, wasn't talking about prez politix.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2020 08:55 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: notsothoreau at June 26, 2020 08:55 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 26, 2020 08:55 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 26, 2020 08:55 PM (ELgVT)
Posted by: A Scold of Karens at June 26, 2020 08:55 PM (EgshT)
We'll know Noem has a real shot at it when the MSM-DNC-entertainment industry goes all-in on destroying her.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2020 08:55 PM (bDqIh)
This is something I've never understood: people who come across dull and flat in public speaking.
How hard is it to crank up the energy meter? I used to listen to this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbq0OuJtErs
from the Blues Brothers soundtrack to get up for giving a lecture, because after years of lecturing public speaking is no biggie, but nothing is worse than a flat public speaker.
People, it's a learned skill. LEARN IT.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2020 08:52 PM (YqDXo)
I almost hate to admit it, but I'm so damn good at public speaking (but have no taste for it at all), I could be flat out lying, pulling crep out of my pants, and I'd have the audience eating it up.
I've done it. Lots of times. Living in a woke paradise means having to well flung poo, or else you won't survive in some professions.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 26, 2020 08:56 PM (hku12)
Please show me on the doll where Trump hurt you.
Damn, I miss the old, sane, charming and funny BTH. I'm so sorry Kung Flu got you so twisted all around.
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at June 26, 2020 08:56 PM (QU+qf)
Governor's got little to say about it.
Not a knock of the hawtest governor, just a fact.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2020 08:56 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Look at the lemmings at June 26, 2020 08:56 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: notsothoreau at June 26, 2020 08:55 PM (JKNZq)
I think there was a study done that showed people fear public speaking more than death.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 26, 2020 08:56 PM (NWiLs)
I just watched a bit of Noem on YouTube. Her delivery is very calm, but I wouldn't necessarily say dull. Words are good.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2020 08:56 PM (G51Gf)
I was told, 'No math'....
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 26, 2020 08:55 PM (ELgVT)
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Well, I'm terrible at writing it. But you can always get a private seller to split the difference between spot and retail and everyone walks away happy except the professional dealers.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 26, 2020 08:56 PM (oJN+m)
Posted by: FloridaMoronMan at June 26, 2020 08:56 PM (r28kI)
Posted by: Skip at June 26, 2020 08:54 PM (6f16T)
They're cured differently, I think. Salt brine vs. lye.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 26, 2020 08:57 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: notsothoreau
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I couldn't get past the mouth full of pebbles part.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 26, 2020 08:57 PM (AytXr)
Posted by: notsothoreau at June 26, 2020 08:57 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: tbodie at June 26, 2020 08:27 PM (nlavE)
So did I!
Posted by: LBJ at June 26, 2020 08:57 PM (fzIJm)
Posted by: Reactor Axe Man at June 26, 2020 08:57 PM (vynEc)
Advantage: Kristy Noem.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 26, 2020 08:53 PM (H5knJ)
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Better not take a chance.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 26, 2020 08:57 PM (EZebt)
When she broke out, I brushed it aside and fell in love with her because beyond that she had almost the full arsenal - she was as dangerous as anything in America could be to the lefty movement (a sort of pre-Trump) - and was the only elected official with the stones to call out ObamaMania and Obama himself for what they were. A total fraud. And she did it so calm, so cool, so leggy.
It was completely unfair but they used her "greenness" to absolutely eat her the hell alive. It was her weak spot. I don't think *anyone* would have survived what she went through - they moved in to destroy her *family*, the bastards - but my point is, I'm not good at much, but I'm pretty good at this stuff.
Posted by: ... at June 26, 2020 08:58 PM (NaPFG)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 26, 2020 08:58 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: notsothoreau at June 26, 2020 08:55 PM (
I'm in Toastmasters. Zoom call meetings piss me off.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 26, 2020 08:58 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: notsothoreau at June 26, 2020 08:55 PM (JKNZq)
Yep. I had colleagues who were appallingly bad lecturers, and yet lecturing was part of their jobs. WTF?
Rather than being intimidated by hundreds of people, if you do a decent job, you pick up energy from the crowd. It's fun. I came to understand how actors get into performing.
Now I had to do it, regardless, but I figured since I had to it, I might as well do a good job, and make the experience a positive. And it's now one of the few things I miss about academia.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2020 08:59 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo
I was gettin' ready to lock up the office when this broad wearin' a mink stole and not much else plopped into the chair across from me and told me she needed me to find her husband.
Posted by: JT at June 26, 2020 08:59 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 26, 2020 08:56 PM (NWiLs)
There's nothing I like more than public speaking.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 26, 2020 09:00 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 26, 2020 09:00 PM (NWiLs)
Delbert Africa, a longtime member of MOVE who was released from prison in January after serving 41 years for his part in the group's 1978 clash in Powelton Village with Philadelphia police, has died.
Posted by: SMOD at June 26, 2020 09:00 PM (X5CsJ)
People, it's a learned skill. LEARN IT.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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It's amazing the way a lot of people can't simply speak naturally when they get in front of a group.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2020 09:00 PM (G51Gf)
The Reds had the same perception, which is why they went to DefCon 1 to destroy her.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2020 09:01 PM (YqDXo)
I have also been known to step on my own dick.
Posted by: attila the thrilla at June 26, 2020 09:01 PM (w7KSn)
I got this.
Posted by: Dr. Fauci , M.D. at June 26, 2020 09:01 PM (ozHKW)
So I don't hate her. Yet.
Advantage: Kristy Noem.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 26, 2020 08:53 PM (H5knJ)
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Better not take a chance.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 26, 2020 08:57 PM (EZebt)
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SF is right (though I'm not sure if that was sarcasm, lol).
My thought is, if it has an (R) next to its name, then I dislike them until they prove me wrong. Hopefully by going all Mike Tyson in a debate and biting a Democrat's ear off.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 26, 2020 09:01 PM (oJN+m)
I'll add it since I've stopped doing so - these people are in office and survive their performance because their electorates allow them to.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2020 09:02 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
Oh.
Then I won't mention the 5/16 moon out there tonite....
Posted by: JT at June 26, 2020 09:02 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo
I was gettin' ready to lock up the office when this broad wearin' a mink stole and not much else plopped into the chair across from me and told me she needed me to find her husband.
Posted by: JT at June 26, 2020 08:59 PM (arJlL)
I knew this dame was trouble the moment she walked in. I could smell it on her, along with the barest hint of Chanel No. 5.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 26, 2020 09:02 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 26, 2020 09:02 PM (Uu+Jp)
I've done it. Lots of times. Living in a woke paradise means having to well flung poo, or else you won't survive in some professions.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 26, 2020 08:56 PM (hku12)
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Great... then you should be able to talk people into voting for Trump.
Posted by: redridinghood at June 26, 2020 09:02 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2020 09:00 PM (G51Gf)
I know why: because they're self-conscious. Why are they self-conscious. Because they think they matter to others.
Once you realize nobody gives a rat's ass about you, it's easy. You're just the medium. That's all. You're the least important person in the room. With that insight, there's nothing to it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2020 09:03 PM (YqDXo)
writing is how I organize my thoughts, without the discipline of doing that they go in a hundred directions simultaneously.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 26, 2020 09:03 PM (V2Yro)
Governor's got little to say about it.
Not a knock of the hawtest governor, just a fact.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2020 08:56 PM (El6T/)
Rushmore is not easy to get to, and the National Park Service need not ever see a protester within miles of the monument... if the governor is doing her job well.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 26, 2020 09:03 PM (hku12)
Yeah as I said earlier I knew you were off a little. Normally rational, voice of reason. It happens to the best of us.
Posted by: clutch at June 26, 2020 09:03 PM (9UmRs)
This one time me and 10 of my buddies set out to rob a Las Vegas casino.
Posted by: BurtTC
Maudlin's Eleven
https://youtu.be/g08w9QCAFeM
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 26, 2020 09:03 PM (aKsyK)
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She talked a lot but I couldn't understand much because of the mask, and it was especially tough since I'm mostly deaf from hearing gunshots my entire life. Turns out I read lips a lot. From what I could understand this dame needed my help, though. Or possibly a donation for the church. I needed to find her daddy, or the father. Maybe a priest. Or he was a priest. Something like that, maybe. Stupid mask.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Acting crab bucket is worse than acting white at June 26, 2020 09:03 PM (8Fpo1)
I don't think that will be as much of a thing wit GenZ -- they seem to expect an audience thanks to social media. It will be more like "study shows GenZ kids would rather dies than give up the mic."
Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2020 09:03 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 26, 2020 09:04 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: SMOD at June 26, 2020 09:00 PM (X5CsJ)
Good.
More please.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 26, 2020 09:04 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 26, 2020 09:04 PM (2DOZq)
If it were presented as a choice, I wouldn't answer instantly.
Posted by: t-bird at June 26, 2020 09:04 PM (zN/5f)
BTW, The Federalist Radio Hour is also available as an audio podcast. I highly recommend it.
Posted by: 29Victor at June 26, 2020 09:05 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 26, 2020 09:05 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2020 08:56 PM (G51Gf)
I love words. But there's a blankness on her face. Put her eyes above the camera, especially when she's on prompter, and it's almost that Michelle Bachmann Response look.
Compare it to someone like AOC who when she talks, you think that *she* thinks she's moving mountains with every single sentence. It doesn't matter that we think she's dumb and a puppet. It's passion. It's charisma. It's absolutely phony but she's either a natural at it, or extremely well practiced. Or both.
I'm not saying that's all it takes, or making a favorable comparison. It's just the most contrast I could think of.
Posted by: ... at June 26, 2020 09:05 PM (NaPFG)
Posted by: eleven at June 26, 2020 09:05 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 26, 2020 09:04 PM (Uu+Jp)
Especially since he was objectively one of the worst public speakers I've ever seen. It's like he was deliberately working as many uhs and ums in as he possibly could.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 26, 2020 09:05 PM (NWiLs)
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I think that's what makes Trump so dangerous.
He loves America, and he loves Americans. That's why he did it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Acting crab bucket is worse than acting white at June 26, 2020 09:05 PM (8Fpo1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 26, 2020 09:06 PM (yy4Sg)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 26, 2020 09:06 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2020 09:00 PM (G51Gf)
But why?? What's the worst that can happen?
The only thing I used to fear was being blase, because that meant a flat lecture, i.e., a disaster. And after years, it was easy to be blase. Which used to scare me, and hence listening to the Blues Brothers track above. If that doesn't put a bounce in your step, you're not alive.
Bottom line: it's not about you. Get over yourself.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2020 09:06 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 26, 2020 08:55 PM (NWiLs)
https://stoatnet.org/whitmer_zardoz.jpg
Posted by: hogmartin at June 26, 2020 09:06 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: JT at June 26, 2020 08:59 PM (arJlL)
I knew this dame was trouble the moment she walked in. I could smell it on her, along with the barest hint of Chanel No. 5.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo
When she leaned forward to put out her cig, I glanced down the top of her dress and thought a guy could get lost in there, without a compass.
Posted by: JT at June 26, 2020 09:06 PM (arJlL)
Following Coca-Cola's announcement, Levi's and Dockers said they will be pausing all advertising on Facebook and Instagram through "at least" July: "Facebook must take actions to stop misinformation and hate speech on its platforms. It is an unacceptable affront to our values. We and Dockers are joining the #stophateforprofit campaign and pausing all ads on Facebook."
Hershey's also announced Friday that it will be cutting advertising on Facebook and joining the #stophateforprofit boycott.
"We do not believe that Facebook is effectively managing violent and divisive speech on their platform. Despite repeated assertions by Facebook to take action, we have not seen meaningful change," the company said in a statement. "Earlier this month we communicated to Facebook that we were unhappy with their stance on hate speech. We have now cut our spending on Facebook and their platforms, including Instagram, by a third for the remainder of the year. We are hopeful that Facebook will take action and make it a safe space for our consumers to communicate and gather. As a company, we stand for the values of togetherness and inclusion and we are resolute in our commitment to make a difference and be part of positive change."
Procter & Gamble, another major Facebook spender, said earlier this week it is reviewing all media channels, networks, platforms and programs
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at June 26, 2020 09:06 PM (FBrfY)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 26, 2020 09:02 PM (Uu+Jp)
Yup.....If you know your topic inside and out, it's easy. Just let it flow and have fun!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 26, 2020 09:07 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Acting crab bucket is worse than acting white at June 26, 2020 09:07 PM (8Fpo1)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 26, 2020 09:00 PM (NWiLs)
Same here. I had to get up in front of our company on many occasions and speak stuff. First time I was terrified but got tons of kudos. Had to pull car over on way home and barfed on side of the road. Now, I enjoy speaking and you need a hook to drag me off...but parties and gatherings fuggetaboutit
Posted by: Russkilitlover at June 26, 2020 09:07 PM (99Nt9)
Posted by: JT at June 26, 2020 09:07 PM (arJlL)
He loves America, and he loves Americans. That's why he did it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Acting crab bucket is worse than acting white at June 26, 2020 09:05 PM (8Fpo1)
AND he doesn't need the money. He's got the bit between his teeth, and he's going to do what he's going to do, and you'll play hell stopping him.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2020 09:07 PM (YqDXo)
There's nothing I like more than public speaking.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 26, 2020 09:00 PM (Uu+Jp)
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Hmmmm...
How's your wardrobe? Do you own white parade uniforms, medals, aigullettes, epaulettes, and Ray-Bans?
I mean, I'd come to join your parade/coup d'etat.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 26, 2020 09:08 PM (oJN+m)
Posted by: Grump928© at June 26, 2020 09:08 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Short Shorts at June 26, 2020 09:09 PM (EPaen)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2020 09:09 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: t-bird at June 26, 2020 09:09 PM (zN/5f)
spender, said earlier this week it is reviewing all media channels,
networks, platforms and programs
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at June 26, 2020 09:06 PM (FBrfY)
Procter and Gamble, owner of Gillette. Wow I wonder what side they'll come down on. Can someone please end the suspense?
Posted by: ... at June 26, 2020 09:09 PM (NaPFG)
Posted by: eleven at June 26, 2020 09:05 PM (Qf83p)
And who studied it, and practiced it? Yeah, he was good. VERY good. It is a learnable skill.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2020 09:10 PM (YqDXo)
A Black Lives Matter activist was reportedly shot in the groin during a protest in Los Angeles, causing him to lose a testicle.
South African native Bradley Steyn, who was involved in anti-apartheid protests in South Africa when he was younger, claims the LAPD are responsible for his injuries, and he now plans to sue.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 26, 2020 09:10 PM (TZi47)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 26, 2020 09:10 PM (tJujB)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2020 09:07 PM (YqDXo)
That sounded like a continuation of Moron Robbie and Insomniac's Sam Spade story.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 26, 2020 09:10 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: BurtTC
Maudlin's Eleven
https://youtu.be/g08w9QCAFeM
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 26, 2020 09:03 PM (aKsyK)
Great stuff!
Posted by: BurtTC at June 26, 2020 09:10 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 26, 2020 08:45 PM (tJujB)
me, i'm a cheap date. a couple and I'm good for the night.
Posted by: browndog at June 26, 2020 09:10 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: ace, pseudointellectual cuck douchebag thinking about dinner at June 26, 2020 09:11 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: JT
I knew this dame was trouble the moment she walked in. I could smell it on her, along with the barest hint of Chanel No. 5.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo
When she leaned forward to put out her cig, I glanced down the top of her dress and thought a guy could get lost in there, without a compass.
Posted by: JT
Or possibly with a compass, when I looked back up and met her steely gaze.
Posted by: mikeski at June 26, 2020 09:11 PM (P1f+c)
divisive speech on their platform. Despite repeated assertions by
Facebook to take action, we have not seen meaningful change," the
company said in a statement. "Earlier this month we communicated to
Facebook that we were unhappy with their stance on hate speech. We have
now cut our spending on Facebook and their platforms, including
Instagram, by a third for the remainder of the year. We are hopeful that
Facebook will take action and make it a safe space for our consumers to
communicate and gather. As a company, we stand for the values of
togetherness and inclusion and we are resolute in our commitment to make
a difference and be part of positive change."
The corporate commie long knives are really out for Farcebook.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 26, 2020 09:12 PM (XvTN2)
A Black Lives Matter activist was reportedly shot in the groin during a protest in Los Angeles, causing him to lose a testicle.
South African native Bradley Steyn, who was involved in anti-apartheid protests in South Africa when he was younger, claims the LAPD are responsible for his injuries, and he now plans to sue.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 26, 2020 09:10 PM (TZi47)
And now, we pray.
Please let there be video
Please let there be video
Please let there be video
Posted by: Vanya at June 26, 2020 09:12 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: attila the thrilla at June 26, 2020 09:12 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Short Shorts at June 26, 2020 09:09 PM (EPaen)
When you look out at the crowd just imagine yourself naked...wait I don't think that's right?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 26, 2020 09:12 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Surprise Anal Pangolin at June 26, 2020 09:12 PM (d6DSt)
Posted by: Caliban at June 26, 2020 09:13 PM (QE8X6)
The Gleichschaltung is very real, and its spectacular.
Fortune 100 companies now leaning very far forward, on their own initiative, to police "hate speech" on a private sector platform.
Trump re-elected or not (narrator: he'll be re-elected), the country has ratcheted down a big, big notch. Between this racist hysteria and the C19 story (past late April), not possible for me to see the country the same. Everyone's mileage will vary of course.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2020 09:13 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Acting crab bucket is worse than acting white at June 26, 2020 09:14 PM (8Fpo1)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 26, 2020 08:55 PM (NWiLs)
https://stoatnet.org/whitmer_zardoz.jpg
Posted by: hogmartin at June 26, 2020 09:06 PM (t+qrx)
Some things once seen cannot be unseen. This is one of those things.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 26, 2020 09:14 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Short Shorts at June 26, 2020 09:09 PM (EPaen)
That's fear. You're wondering what they'll about you. Here's the fact of the matter: you are totally irrelevant to your audience.
Don't think so? Last time you took a plane flight, do you remember anything - anything at all - about the gate agent announcing boarding for the flight?
No. Of course not. You were concentrating on the message. If the gate agent walked into your room right now, you'd have no idea who he/she was, right?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2020 09:14 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: jsg at June 26, 2020 09:15 PM (gPhq7)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Acting crab bucket is worse than acting white at June 26, 2020 09:14 PM (8Fpo1)
Wear a cup.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 26, 2020 09:15 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Acting crab bucket is worse than acting white
Concrete jockstrap
Posted by: JT at June 26, 2020 09:15 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 26, 2020 09:15 PM (2DOZq)
Down in Sarasota, Florida for the night. I tell you what, when it rains
here, there is no messing about. It felt like two inches came down in
five minutes. I was driving across the state on what must have been the
Talladega Speedway and total rain blindness was the only thing that got
us below 80 mph
Posted by: t-bird at June 26, 2020 09:09 PM (zN/5f)
I actually love that about Florida. You could be walking along and it would downpour and you could get soaked but then the sun would come out and next thing you are dry. And at least for a short time, it would wipe out the humidity.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 26, 2020 09:16 PM (QzF6i)
Yes. This is seriously f'd up.
North Face et al. are declaring they should have a say in what the rest of us can express online.
I have no pity for facebook, but they will not stop with facebook, especially now that it appears they are giving in to the pressure.
Parler will be targeted, too, soon.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2020 09:16 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Acting crab bucket is worse than acting white at June 26, 2020 09:14 PM (8Fpo1)
Like a cup?
Posted by: Someguy at June 26, 2020 09:16 PM (Zm+LZ)
Wonder if Bandersnatch has trouble with Hitler's speeches, he's much more practiced and current with the language skillz.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2020 09:17 PM (El6T/)
P*ssies.
Posted by: FloridaMoronMan at June 26, 2020 09:17 PM (r28kI)
Posted by: Russkilitlover at June 26, 2020 09:17 PM (99Nt9)
Posted by: Tim Pawlenty at June 26, 2020 09:17 PM (NaPFG)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 26, 2020 09:17 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Short Shorts at June 26, 2020 09:17 PM (EPaen)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation
I thought I'd been kidnapped !
Posted by: JT at June 26, 2020 09:17 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
Cindy Crawford.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Elle MacPherson
Posted by: browndog
Patty Smyth
Posted by: Hands
Susanna Hoffs
Posted by: Can't resist temptation
I still think, from that era, Paulina Porizkova is the best.
1) super hot
B) married Ric Ocasek, who is one of the very few famous men I'm objectively better-looking than.
Posted by: mikeski at June 26, 2020 09:17 PM (P1f+c)
a rubber bullet while you're out throwing bricks through windows.
wear a cup
Posted by: DB- just DB at June 26, 2020 09:17 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: ptschett at June 26, 2020 09:17 PM (zB+vL)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 26, 2020 09:17 PM (ELgVT)
It looks like he got off light.
In other times they would have just cut off everything and then he would pee sitting down thereon.
They managed to save most of the dangly bits.
Posted by: attila the thrilla at June 26, 2020 09:17 PM (w7KSn)
"divisive speech" on Facebook? So we all sing Kumbaya with everything
on FB? Did you ever hear of "heated debate"?
P*ssies.
Posted by: FloridaMoronMan at June 26, 2020 09:17 PM (r28kI)
They're trying to influence the election and not being shy about it. But Biden is winning. Mortal lock, my enemy tells me.
Posted by: Tim Pawlenty at June 26, 2020 09:17 PM (NaPFG)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Acting crab bucket is worse than acting white at June 26, 2020 09:17 PM (8Fpo1)
South African native Bradley Steyn, who was involved in anti-apartheid protests in South Africa when he was younger, claims the LAPD are responsible for his injuries, and he now plans to sue.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 26, 2020 09:10 PM (TZi47)
Should've shot him with TWO rubber bullets.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2020 09:18 PM (YqDXo)
"'The Simpsons' will no longer have white actors voice non-white characters "
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 26, 2020 09:19 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Grump928© at June 26, 2020 09:19 PM (yQpMk)
1. Does Joe's dick have a 'minty' taste?
2. Does he shave his hairy balls, or do you have to smooth them down with your 'tongues'? Do the hairs 'spring' back up quickly?
3. How do you 'suppress' your gag instinct when he 'gaffes' in your mouth?
After all, I'm just interested in 'facts', like you.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 26, 2020 09:19 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: ptschett at June 26, 2020 09:17 PM (zB+vL)
I'll judge though. From the audience. Sitting there and judging you.
Posted by: Someguy at June 26, 2020 09:19 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: notsothoreau at June 26, 2020 08:46 PM (JKNZq)
Have these monument-destroyers ever been to Stone Mountain?
Posted by: Caliban at June 26, 2020 09:19 PM (QE8X6)
here, there is no messing about. It felt like two inches came down in
five minutes.
=============
Stick around for the daily afternoon T-storms. Absolute cloudbursts while you think your house under an artillery barrage.
Wife and dogs do not do well with this.
Posted by: FloridaMoronMan at June 26, 2020 09:20 PM (r28kI)
Its hot as balls where i live (its currently 9
but the grill was 500 degrees and the pizzas turned out well. If you've never grilled pizzas on your gas grill, do it. Roll out the dough, let it bake on one side (get the grill as hot as possible) then flip. Put on your toppings, plop it back on, rotate it a few times and then its done.
Pairs well with an excellent merlot.
Times are shitty my friends, but these little moments- this is what life and America is about.
Time for a nice Islay Scotch.
Posted by: Secret Squirrel, author of 3 LTs of JBLM- a funny play on Amazon at June 26, 2020 09:20 PM (xyImL)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 26, 2020 09:19 PM (bkUtD)
What are they going to do with the previous 30 seasons ?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 26, 2020 09:20 PM (2DOZq)
Trump
They said they will run political ads as is, while other online platforms are using "hate speech" charges to suppress Trump's ads and tweets.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2020 09:20 PM (bDqIh)
protests in South Africa when he was younger, claims the LAPD are
responsible for his injuries, and he now plans to sue.
Deport his terrorist ass.
Ship his ball to SA in a shoe box.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 26, 2020 09:20 PM (ozHKW)
North Face et al. are declaring they should have a say in what the rest of us can express online.
I have no pity for facebook, but they will not stop with facebook,
especially now that it appears they are giving in to the pressure.
Parler will be targeted, too, soon.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2020 09:16 PM (bDqIh)
I believe this particular op was headed our way in 2017 after The Hag got elected. That was the point of "deplorables".
There were certain people who just weren't going to "go away" after the election, they were going to stir up hate, be racist, make it impossible for the president with their dangerous disagreeing terroristic rhetoric... and thus would begin the internet crackdown.
This was always coming but the Left decided it was best to wait for Election Year and see if they could influence it in the process.
Posted by: Tim Pawlenty at June 26, 2020 09:20 PM (NaPFG)
Anyone actually thinks that Nov. 5, with Trump re-elected, *any* of this is going away?
The Gleichschaltung as enforced by corporations, universities, media, etc will dissolve, or lessen its intensity in any way? Really?
Would love to hear how that is going to work. Trump created none of this, it's been developing for some time, and is fundamental.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2020 09:21 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: andycanuck
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Oh fer cripes sake Bradley, grow a pair!
Posted by: Tonypete at June 26, 2020 09:21 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: ptschett at June 26, 2020 09:17 PM (zB+vL)
Yeah, I knew a guy who used to do that before he spoke in front of a group. They finally fired him in my junior year.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 26, 2020 09:21 PM (t+qrx)
Hopefully burn them. Show hasn't been funny since 1997
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 26, 2020 09:21 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2020 09:21 PM (YqDXo)
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That's amazing. Is the gas station guy going to be a guy who really works in a gas station? How about the cop? Will he be a cop? No? Just an actor? Huh. Weird.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Acting crab bucket is worse than acting white at June 26, 2020 09:21 PM (8Fpo1)
Posted by: DB- just DB at June 26, 2020 09:21 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Eromero at June 26, 2020 09:22 PM (XhWtx)
https://www.unileverusa.com/news/news-and-features/2020/ driving-a-responsible-digital-ecosystem-during-these-polarized-times.html
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 26, 2020 09:22 PM (EwZlI)
The Gleichschaltung as enforced by corporations, universities, media, etc will dissolve, or lessen its intensity in any way? Really?
Would love to hear how that is going to work. Trump created none of this, it's been developing for some time, and is fundamental.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2020 09:21 PM (El6T/)
This.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2020 09:22 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Grump928© at June 26, 2020 09:22 PM (yQpMk)
I wish someone would troll their Twitter and ask they why they still use slave labor in China to make all their stuff.
Really, tell us how virtuous and right it is to support Chinese sweatshops.
Still waiting on Apple's response on that one too.
Posted by: Secret Squirrel, author of 3 LTs of JBLM- a funny play on Amazon at June 26, 2020 09:22 PM (xyImL)
Posted by: ... at June 26, 2020 09:22 PM (NaPFG)
Trump re-elected or not (narrator: he'll be re-elected), the country has ratcheted down a big, big notch. Between this racist hysteria and the C19 story (past late April), not possible for me to see the country the same. Everyone's mileage will vary of course.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2020 09:13 PM (El6T/)
Fortune 100 companies now have a lot of non-American management at the highest levels; Euro and Asian. They look at things like our free speech laws with contempt.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 26, 2020 09:23 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 26, 2020 09:23 PM (TZi47)
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 26, 2020 09:23 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Eromero
Until you realize that there's enough navel lint in the room to block out the sun.
Posted by: JT at June 26, 2020 09:23 PM (arJlL)
Really, tell us how virtuous and right it is to support Chinese sweatshops.
Still waiting on Apple's response on that one too.
Always, always follow the money.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 26, 2020 09:24 PM (ozHKW)
Posted by: Thesokorus
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The key point in all of this is: Who gets to decide what is 'hate speech'?
I think we know the answer to that and we won't like it.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 26, 2020 09:24 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 26, 2020 09:24 PM (QzF6i)
Saw her interviewed on CBS Sunday a month or so ago.
She is still gorgeous yet looks age appropriate,
Also, sounds like Ocasek screwed her over with his will.
Bikinis: https://www.instagram.com/paulinaporizkov/
Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2020 09:24 PM (bDqIh)
John Candy
Dan Aykroyd
Leslie Nielsen
Ryan Renolds
Norm Mcdonald
Phil Hartman
Bob & Doug
And tons more. A lot in the 80s. Is it the long winters? The maple syurp? The mooses?
Posted by: 29Victor at June 26, 2020 09:24 PM (BJKQV)
I remember when Cruz said she would be his VP in 2016.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 26, 2020 09:25 PM (bkUtD)
He believed she abandoned him at his neediest.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 26, 2020 09:26 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 26, 2020 09:23
And she proved what a pathetic idiot she was on there. Her stupid "it's the democrats that don't want to solve the issues with immigration." No you dumb bunt they just want you GOP idiots fully signed on and pushing it as well
Posted by: Buzzion at June 26, 2020 09:26 PM (VPBpi)
he'll be hounded the rest of his days
that's how hateful these leftists are
Posted by: DB- just DB at June 26, 2020 09:26 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 26, 2020 09:24 PM (ozHKW)
As I told Mrs. Squirrel, all of this BLM bullshit and toppling of statues isn't about Floyd or justice or equality.
It is about money and raw power.
She refuses to see it the way I do.
Perhaps I am biased, having worked in the law enforcement field for nearly decades.
But you said it- always follow the money...
Posted by: Secret Squirrel, author of 3 LTs of JBLM- a funny play on Amazon at June 26, 2020 09:26 PM (xyImL)
I think we know the answer to that and we won't like it.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 26, 2020 09:24 PM (Rvt8
Angela Davis, circa 1970: "We support free speech. You're just not free to tell lies."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2020 09:26 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)
Could be fireworks; there's quite a few going off around here.
Next weekend is INDEPENDECE DAY !
Posted by: JT at June 26, 2020 09:26 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Grump928© at June 26, 2020 09:27 PM (yQpMk)
Have no idea what to do about, nor if anything *can* be done about it.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2020 09:27 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2020 09:27 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 26, 2020 09:28 PM (QzF6i)
Posted by: A dude in MI at June 26, 2020 09:29 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2020 09:29 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Max Power at June 26, 2020 08:34 PM (QCc6B)
they'll go through the wood chipper just fine, wearing a dress, or wearing pants.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 26, 2020 09:29 PM (TVT2C)
Cheap Labor is American corporate crack.
Trump just arranged an intervention.
What you're watching is junkies refusing to admit they have a problem.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 26, 2020 09:29 PM (ozHKW)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 26, 2020 09:29 PM (TZi47)
(But also hopeful.)
Posted by: Caliban at June 26, 2020 09:30 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 26, 2020 09:30 PM (QzF6i)
Posted by: 29Victor at June 26, 2020 09:24 PM (BJKQV)
The gene pool in Canada was heavy on looks and intelligence back in the day when these folks were bred.
Most comedians are very intelligent, until recently.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 26, 2020 09:30 PM (Z+IKu)
I have no pity for facebook, but they will not stop with facebook, especially now that it appears they are giving in to the pressure.
Parler will be targeted, too, soon.
Posted by: Lizzy
How long before our e-mails are censored?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 26, 2020 09:30 PM (aKsyK)
But, then, he is a highly paid professional and should be expected to handle these speaking tasks well.
Posted by: FloridaMoronMan at June 26, 2020 09:31 PM (r28kI)
I think we know the answer to that and we won't like it.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 26, 2020 09:24 PM (Rvt8
People hate to admit that Free Speech has always been an all or nothing deal. Once you open the door to banning speech just because it hurts people's feelings (and we are NOT talking about speech that clearly threatens physical harm or retaliation, that has always been it's own category) then you empower everyone to push, push, push until *All* speech is tightly regulated by the Government. The endpoint is obvious and inevitable - you reach a system much like China has today, where the Government monitors every word that is said privately as well as publicly, and metes out rewards and punishments accordingly.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 26, 2020 09:31 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Geek at June 26, 2020 09:31 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2020 09:27 PM (YqDXo)
Add fame to that equation.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 26, 2020 09:31 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Grump928© at June 26, 2020 09:31 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2020 09:27 PM (El6T/)
Rational and thoughtful responses like this are the scariest of all!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 26, 2020 09:32 PM (VrS9o)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 26, 2020 09:32 PM (LxTcq)
Premeise- 10 "Survival experts" (very loose term) are dropped off in the wilderness, alone, with only 10 items and a bunch of camera equipment to film.
Whoever lasts the longest without tapping out by calling a Satphone to get picked up wins $500K.
Very cool show.
Posted by: Secret Squirrel, author of 3 LTs of JBLM- a funny play on Amazon at June 26, 2020 09:32 PM (xyImL)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 26, 2020 08:28
I glanced at this and thought you said masterbated instead of motorboated. Oh well, whatever trips your trigger. Hey maybe you too could be a CK model?
Posted by: Farmer at June 26, 2020 09:32 PM (NdOIs)
"
Do you think Tucker knew in advance he was going to be given the night off?
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 26, 2020 09:33 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Post at June 26, 2020 09:33 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: JT at June 26, 2020 08:44 PM (arJlL)
Here ya go:
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=nLg_3ZnVkBo
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 26, 2020 09:33 PM (TVT2C)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2020 09:33 PM (YqDXo)
Just mentioned Trump to emphasize that with/without him (we'll be *with* him for another term), this crap is fundamental, shows no signs of doing anything other than worsening, and I see no tools to fight it. The "private action" thing covers it all, there are no (few) levers to pull on here.
FCC/DOJ et al might find a way to slap them down - hell even change the 230 exemption. That is completely irrelevant if Big $ simply dictates a party line. Advertising companies (all Farcebook is) will make sure to burn the empty barns and shoot the cattle too, not just murder all the Jewish children in the village.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2020 09:33 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Geek at June 26, 2020 09:33 PM (x8Wzq)
So did tucker "decide" To spend more time with his family?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 26, 2020 09:33 PM (VrS9o)
Jason Chaffetz is mercifully filling in for Hannity. But Hannity has him playing clips of Hannity's interviews despite the fact that Hannity is out.
So even when Hannity is out and not hosting Hannity we still get Hannity.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 26, 2020 09:33 PM (ozHKW)
It really is. Reading through the Google lawsuit filed by conservative men who were harassed and fired, I was struck by how many of the executives and harassers where not Americans. They do not have the same concept of freedom of speech, and it they were openly leading the google employee mob against these guys. It goes from the H1B visa types writing code all the way up to the executives.
Now that tech companies are putting together "Safety" councils and censorship review boards, they are selecting a lot of foreign organizations and elites (Breitbart just did an post on the facebook review team). It's like the UN deciding what speech is allowed by Americans online, with all the anti-American, anti-western civ/Christianity/gun/etc. baggage.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2020 09:34 PM (bDqIh)
Do you think Tucker knew in advance he was going to be given the night off?
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 26, 2020 09:33 PM (V2Yro)
A lot of TV/radio hosts don't announce they are taking time off, unless it's a long vaca, becasue they want the audience to tune in. If you knew in advance that a show would have a sub, you have a higher probability of not tuning in at all.
Posted by: Russkilitlover at June 26, 2020 09:35 PM (99Nt9)
Posted by: Secret Squirrel, author of 3 LTs of JBLM- a funny play on Amazon at June 26, 2020 09:35 PM (xyImL)
Posted by: JT at June 26, 2020 08:44 PM (arJlL)
Here ya go:
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=nLg_3ZnVkBo
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I was afraid to click at first.
Its amazing how Tommy Dorsey can play without moving.
Posted by: JT at June 26, 2020 09:36 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 26, 2020 09:36 PM (QzF6i)
But look to the UK and Canada, perhaps the most "like" civic cultures in the world, for the nightmare. People arrested for online comments (not threats, comments). Literally orwellian. (In Canada I don't think it's become *quite* as heavy-handed and incredible for the average citizen, but it's there for people who publish).
Sickening.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2020 09:38 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Grump928© at June 26, 2020 09:31 PM (yQpMk)
Is plucking stray vertical hairs considered plucking your eyebrows? AFaF
Posted by: ... at June 26, 2020 09:38 PM (NaPFG)
Posted by: notsothoreau at June 26, 2020 09:38 PM (JKNZq)
So did tucker "decide" To spend more time with his family?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 26, 2020 09:33 PM (VrS9o
Because Kilmead used some of Tucker's interviews on the show, I don't think Tucker is off the air.
Posted by: FloridaMoronMan at June 26, 2020 09:39 PM (r28kI)
Posted by: Eromero at June 26, 2020 09:39 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: Post at June 26, 2020 09:39 PM (BRkq2)
Yikes.
Amazon is censoring, if you look at what they did with the movie "Hoaxed." They dropped it from their site, wit no explanation to the distributer (which said that's never happened with any other movie they distribute). But they went one step further: they removed the electronic copies of the movie from peoples' devices (they had bought the movie, not rented it).
Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2020 09:39 PM (bDqIh)
Nah probably not. Stop imagining conspiracies, hater.
Posted by: ... at June 26, 2020 09:40 PM (NaPFG)
Posted by: Eromero at June 26, 2020 09:40 PM (XhWtx)
most people are able to recover at home without medical care.
most people are able to recover at home without medical care.
most people are able to recover at home without medical care.
www.cdc.gov
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 26, 2020 09:40 PM (ozHKW)
Wow, brain hurts, that's like some kind of mind-bending puzzle.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2020 09:41 PM (El6T/)
Otherwise, concepts dangerous to the common good might be spread amongst those least able to understand basic precepts of the dialectic!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 26, 2020 09:41 PM (VrS9o)
Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2020 09:42 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Eromero
When I awoke this AM, a song was plying in my head, I thought I recocnizes the voice and the song but I couldn't place it.
I went on youtube and it was Tom Jones singing I'll never fall in love again.
Man, THAT guy had a set of pipes.
Posted by: JT at June 26, 2020 09:43 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 26, 2020 09:43 PM (u82oZ)
Trump re-elected or not (narrator: he'll be re-elected), the country has ratcheted down a big, big notch. Between this racist hysteria and the C19 story (past late April), not possible for me to see the country the same. Everyone's mileage will vary of course.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2020 09:13 PM (El6T/)
I am wondering if maybe these companies are wary of Faceplant's dash to the left, and want to defund it, and are using as a cover excuse the notion that Faceplant isn't banning hate speech.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 26, 2020 09:43 PM (zjVVL)
Posted by: ... at June 26, 2020 09:38 PM (NaPFG)
Yes. Just admit you're a metrosexual.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 26, 2020 09:44 PM (qrX0b)
Jason is holding the Hannity clips until the end of the show. Like it is some sort of reward.
"Ooh Jason. I am definitely not turning off the show when Sean starts haranging Noot Gingrich who harangs him right back and yells about his NEW BOOK".
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 26, 2020 09:44 PM (ozHKW)
Do you think Tucker knew in advance he was going to be given the night off?
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 26, 2020 09:33 PM (V2Yro)
No. I think it was unplanned; not saying they told Tucker to take a night off. Kilmead started the show by saying he will do a "live show" for Tucker. That surprised me. Could be anything. The guy does have a personal life.
But I worry that someone reviewed his script and said "you can't say that".
Posted by: FloridaMoronMan at June 26, 2020 09:45 PM (r28kI)
Posted by: Jen the original at June 26, 2020 09:45 PM (MqBVk)
I think just maybe red-pilled America wins ... but hard to say ... crazy stuff coming down ... free money for the masses, trillions to backstop WallStreet's richest ... imo the 80% that love America do not just roll over for such hate and violence ... obvious deception. But the brainwashing has been pretty powerful ... maybe the sane people have normalcy bias and can't see how far the corruption has taken so many.
Posted by: illiniwek at June 26, 2020 09:46 PM (Cus5s)
Are you saying you think That at last I have found a winning strategy!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 26, 2020 09:46 PM (VrS9o)
A long while ago, I took my French girlfriend to a Tom Jones concert. He could sing. I was not the biggest fan of his music, but it was an excellent decision.
The thing I remember is her squeals when his sweat under the lights turned his shirt translucent. She appreciated.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 26, 2020 09:46 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Just a Guy taking life a quarter mile at a time. at June 26, 2020 09:47 PM (/LQkF)
IIRC, the Trump campaign used facebook data via Cambridge Analytics, to great success. This outraged the Left, despite Obama also using facebook to great effect in 2012 (he hired one of the facebook founders to head his tech outreach). Maybe that's some of it, too?
Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2020 09:47 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: SMH at June 26, 2020 09:48 PM (RU4sa)
The only FOX loves more than slobbering on Soros' knob is large stacks of money.
Tucker is the golden goose. They ain't that stupid.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 26, 2020 09:48 PM (ozHKW)
I thought you already had one!
You do not need this. A wise old chief advised me before we hit a Mediterranean port: to go ugly early. Uh, OPSEC.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 26, 2020 09:48 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: JT at June 26, 2020 09:50 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 26, 2020 09:48 PM (ozHKW)
========
How so -- if he has lost so many advertisers?
Posted by: FloridaMoronMan at June 26, 2020 09:50 PM (r28kI)
Posted by: JT at June 26, 2020 09:51 PM (arJlL)
The Generals are all against him.
We should all pray every day for the preservation of our President.
Not even kidding, not even a little bit.
Posted by: attila the thrilla at June 26, 2020 09:51 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 26, 2020 09:51 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Short Shorts at June 26, 2020 09:51 PM (EPaen)
Posted by: Weasel at June 26, 2020 09:52 PM (+WN2g)
A rule learned early in life was "Never argue with a Master Chief!"
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 26, 2020 09:52 PM (VrS9o)
Posted by: Short Shorts at June 26, 2020 09:51 PM (EPaen)
No. My safari problem is not able to play Ace's videos
Posted by: FloridaMoronMan at June 26, 2020 09:53 PM (r28kI)
Not even kidding, not even a little bit.
Posted by: attila the thrilla at June 26, 2020 09:51 PM (w7KSn)
Sad to say , I agree with this 100%, but I also include Melania and Barron!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 26, 2020 09:54 PM (VrS9o)
The Generals are all against him.
We should all pray every day for the preservation of our President.
Not even kidding, not even a little bit.
Posted by: attila the thrilla at June 26, 2020 09:51 PM (w7KSn)
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Amen. No kidding. My wife tears up frequently about this.
Posted by: FloridaMoronMan at June 26, 2020 09:55 PM (r28kI)
Posted by: Man of La Munchies at June 26, 2020 11:00 PM (4XImJ)
Posted by: Jeff at June 27, 2020 12:16 AM (AvQSr)
It's funny that Haaretz seems to believe differently.
Trump's Attacks on Antifa Are Attacks on Jews
Posted by: mGrant at June 29, 2020 03:16 PM (r5iyh)
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