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Shocker: Photos of Talladega Garages Indicate That "Noose" at Bubba Wallace's Garage Was Just... A Rope for Pulling Down the Garage Door With a Hand-Loop at the End

Wow. Another case of a rope with a hand-loop being claimed to be a "noose."

I hope Ben Shapiro's proud of his ability to tweet out Hot Garbage Takes without an attosecond of reflection or restraint.

The important thing, Bennie, is to always have your Hot Garbage Takes be among the very first on Twitter. Spitting up pablum and bile without any thought is how you prove you're a Elite Conservative Intellectual.


Oh, Not Binary Ben: I've got another hot tip for you you'll want to rush right out to pump out a Hot Garbage Take about. Apparently some pro-life teens are guilty of smiling at a Native American Tribal Elder Who Is Also a Veteran.

Make sure you retweet that.

Oh wait, you already did.

I scanned Not Binary Ben's timeline and unless I missed it, he has chosen to not retweet this Twitchy story, despite the fact that he practically lives on Twitchy.

Embarrassed again, Bennie?

If Bennie follows standard Ben Shapiro Oopsie Protocols, his plan of action will be to 1, pretend he didn't rush to judgment here, and 2, begin scolding the media and leftwing twitter dopes for having rushed to judgment, without acknowledging that he himself rushed to judgement.

As I said yesterday: He did not learn from Covington, and he will not learn from this. He is a degenerate twiter addict, a Very Online "thinker," and the notion that a clickbait story could pass by without one of his retweets or Hot Garbage Takes is just anathema to him.

The Very Online must let you know they are online 24/7. Any moment not spent online is a moment wasted. Any thought not posted on Twitter is a useless thought.

Thinking only counts if it's done in a group and as part of a Team Effort with your curated Twitter mutual-follow Super Intellectual Thinkfluencer Squad.


Isn't your stupid half-retard slogan "Facts don't care about your feelings"? Why then do you rush out so many ill-considered feelings while never waiting for the facts?

Put the fucking crack pipe, I mean cell phone, down, Bennie. Try having a feeling that remains inside your own head until you've had time to kick it around and consider it a bit. Maybe you'll find some facts to go along with these feelings you have every few minutes on Twitter.

Or keep doing what you're doing -- following the Progressive Twitter Stampeding, sniffing madly at their farts as they race ahead of you to see what the herd is eating today.

Losing credibility every single day.

Twitter

Retweets follow the Ricky Bobby rule from Talladega Nights -- if you're not first, you're last!

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 01:28 PM




Comments

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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 23, 2020 01:26 PM (Zz0t1)

2 Woah....twice in one day.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 23, 2020 01:26 PM (Zz0t1)

3

I think Gavin Newsom must go.

Noose 'em.

QED.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 23, 2020 01:26 PM (s2VJv)

4 Off to get the others.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 23, 2020 01:26 PM (Zz0t1)

5 Time travel?

Posted by: Someguy at June 23, 2020 01:26 PM (Zm+LZ)

6 Nooses again

Posted by: CN at June 23, 2020 01:27 PM (ONvIw)

7 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 23, 2020 01:27 PM (LvTSG)

8
Everybody still has to take a knee, or else.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 23, 2020 01:27 PM (mht8P)

9 Assuming that this noose was genuine and an act by a racist meant to instill fear...what does it say that he has to do it in secret and refuse to accept responsibility for the action?

Does it mean that he feels that America is deeply racist and will celebrate him if America found out?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 23, 2020 01:27 PM (LvTSG)

10 Surprising None...

Posted by: garrett at June 23, 2020 01:28 PM (WShyB)

11 *pats pockets*

Nope. Must have left my shocked face in another suit.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 23, 2020 01:29 PM (ejd/p)

12 If Ben Shapiro was still 16, I would be far less aggressive to him. He is a thirtysomething "man" and still playing the same tired schtick. But then, he's quite clearly taken the devil's ticket as a false prophet. Twas ever thus.

Posted by: trev006 at June 23, 2020 01:29 PM (wwQpi)

13 Welcome to your death, NASCAR.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 23, 2020 01:29 PM (Zz0t1)

14 Cancel NooseCAR.

btw, if this explanation turns out to be the case and Bubba and NooseCAR get into the "fake, but this started a conversation" part of the usual scam, may the heavens drop on them both for their defrauding the public.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 23, 2020 01:29 PM (MMvmy)

15 So did he retract the Covington tweet, or is a suit pending against Mr. Shapiro?

Posted by: Introverted Elephocentric Hypochondriac at June 23, 2020 01:30 PM (rw/ga)

16 Less about Ben, and more about Abigail. I hope her tits are doing well.

Posted by: Well Stocked at June 23, 2020 01:30 PM (ep1HV)

17 Who actually reported this initially? Did Bubba call some NASCAR guy over and say 'hey look at this, I think its a noose and its scary to me' or did someone actually send a formal compliant?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 23, 2020 01:30 PM (cyztU)

18 Have you seen my sister's tits?

I have.....

Posted by: Ben Shapiro at June 23, 2020 01:30 PM (Zz0t1)

19 Huh...So is NASCAR making it's own channel and doing a version of Punked?

And how used do the drivers who surrounded Watson feel now, and how many just downgraded their opinion of how smart Watson Is?

Posted by: Bete at June 23, 2020 01:30 PM (Ojki1)

20 ALL KNOTS ARE RACIST.
UNTIE

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 23, 2020 01:30 PM (WwTwF)

21 These idiots write on the bathroom wall with indelible ink and even sign their names to it. Then they cry when anyone points out their glaring stupidity.

And Ace points it out so well!

Posted by: kathysaysso at June 23, 2020 01:30 PM (vkS2Z)

22 I thought the NASCAR Passion Play yesterday was perfect:

Affirmatively take Action by pushing the Black Guy to the Front of the Line.

Allow him to feel like he's got a chance.

Pass him in the final laps. You know, when it counts.

Congratulate him for finishing in the Top 15!

Posted by: garrett at June 23, 2020 01:30 PM (WShyB)

23 There's some twine in my white supremacist neighbor's garage. I'd better Tweet about this, stat.

Posted by: Ben Shapiro at June 23, 2020 01:30 PM (EgshT)

24 https://tinyurl.com/5-Nooses-in-Lakeway

Posted by: Marooned at June 23, 2020 01:30 PM (yYptV)

25 Ben Shapiro is basically a self-appointed hall monitor of conservatives. He can get fucked.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at June 23, 2020 01:30 PM (cLJSt)

26 Ace, this is UNFAIR. If I wait for more information in what might be a hoax, my hot-takes will fall into the noise of a crowded aether. Only by being first will my hot takes be seen. If I am wrong, then it doesn't much matter. Everything passes. We'll have a new drama next week and I will hot-take again with my FACTS and LOGIC.

Posted by: Abigail Shapiro's Brother at June 23, 2020 01:30 PM (hYcqw)

27 Everybody still has to take a knee, or else.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 23, 2020 01:27 PM (mht8P)

Ain't takin' a knee. Ain't shinin' no shoes. Just sayin'.

Posted by: BignJames at June 23, 2020 01:30 PM (X/Pw5)

28 I saw a pair of nooses on my shoes this morning.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 23, 2020 01:30 PM (kA3Cp)

29 There's one "official" still screaming it wasn't a pull rope. In spite of all the photos of all the other bays with the same thing. I'm guessing that the little red "T" pull broke off, so somebody tied it in a loop. Like in my garage.


OMG! I'm racist!

Posted by: clutch cargo at June 23, 2020 01:30 PM (8B6Ng)

30
But Bens sister is kinda hawt.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 23, 2020 01:30 PM (8XRCm)

31 haha sure ace, i caught you covering for the White Supremacist patriarchy!! The rope was really a workout cable! Which is also racist.

Posted by: kallisto at June 23, 2020 01:30 PM (/3eER)

32 whoopsie daisies.

Posted by: eleven at June 23, 2020 01:30 PM (Qf83p)

33 1
FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 23, 2020 01:26 PM (Zz0t1)

It must take you about three attoseconds to post that first comment.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 23, 2020 01:31 PM (ufFY8)

34 If that was truly the "noose", then this was a complete set up by nascar and bubba wallace.

They have seen these pull downs hundreds of times before, the know exactly what is was and where it came from.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 23, 2020 01:31 PM (r+sAi)

35 9 Assuming that this noose was genuine and an act by a racist meant to instill fear...what does it say that he has to do it in secret and refuse to accept responsibility for the action?


So someone was able to get into a garage filled with millions of dollars of equipment and a race car and there were no cameras? Riiiight

Posted by: It's me donna at June 23, 2020 01:31 PM (Zmnko)

36 I do not believe NASCAR give one rancid crap whether this is true or not. All aboard! Next stop SJW-ville.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at June 23, 2020 01:31 PM (svbBD)

37 We are living in South Park.

We really are.

Posted by: eleven at June 23, 2020 01:31 PM (Qf83p)

38 No Noose is Good Noose

Posted by: Gary G'Noose at June 23, 2020 01:31 PM (WShyB)

39 So you go into a NASCAR garage, with up to$2,000,000 in specialized equipment, and you only place a noose identical to pull down ropes in other bays.

The Media is stupid and evil.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 23, 2020 01:31 PM (u82oZ)

40 So, Nascar wants to start more riots.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 23, 2020 01:32 PM (kA3Cp)

41 Ben Karen Shapiro

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 23, 2020 01:32 PM (WwTwF)

42 Oh, dear Lord. Read the content.
Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at June 23, 2020 01:32 PM (e9kMK)

43 One ohshittosecond wipes out a hundred attoseconds.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 23, 2020 01:32 PM (NWiLs)

44 Obviously, rope is racist...
as Londoners cannot now carry in good conscience scissors, Americans may no longer use knots.

Posted by: sven at June 23, 2020 01:32 PM (u4uQe)

45 If Ben Shapiro was still 16, I would be far less aggressive to him. He is a thirtysomething "man" and still playing the same tired schtick. But then, he's quite clearly taken the devil's ticket as a false prophet. Twas ever thus.
Posted by: trev006 at June 23, 2020 01:29 PM (wwQpi)


Can I send you my hysterical "Liberal Tears" mug?

Posted by: Ben Shapiro at June 23, 2020 01:32 PM (Zz0t1)

46 Was the "noose" cut off and hung inside? If so, there should be footage.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 23, 2020 01:32 PM (LBf6o)

47
OMIGAWD!!!!!!


SOMEBODY PUT A FUCKING NOOSE ON MY ATTIC STAIRS.

EEEK!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at June 23, 2020 01:32 PM (8XRCm)

48 those nooses are too small, must be for hanging squirrels ... oh look, a squirrel.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 23, 2020 01:32 PM (Cus5s)

49 Abigail Shapiro's Brother

Hey, stupid. Can I motorboat your sister?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 23, 2020 01:33 PM (u82oZ)

50 ASA and ARCA stand to gain the most from this.

Posted by: Well Stocked at June 23, 2020 01:33 PM (ep1HV)

51 That means every single driver, every single crew member was in on this - they know what this stuff looks like.

All fake, phonies.... frauds.

Posted by: RealityMan at June 23, 2020 01:33 PM (xOBRH)

52
Fooking morons.

So long as NASCAR suppresses showing any photographic evidence of the offending item while continuing their plaintive hand-wringing about how turrible this was, they can go fook themselves.

#JustUs4Juicy

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 23, 2020 01:33 PM (pNxlR)

53 "Or keep doing what you're doing -- following the Progressive Twitter Stampeding, sniffing madly at their farts as they race ahead of you to see what the herd is eating today."

I will! How else would I keep getting invited onto MSM news outlets to be "the voice of conservatism". Someday, I'll grow up to be a true sellout conservative like my heroes from National Review and the Bulwark!

Posted by: Ben Shapiro at June 23, 2020 01:33 PM (bpoha)

54 Another "noose" was found hanging from a tree at Sonoma raceway.. Expect a bunch of this shit

Posted by: It's me donna at June 23, 2020 01:33 PM (Zmnko)

55 Congratulate him for finishing in the Top 15!

Posted by: garrett at June 23, 2020 01:30 PM (WShyB)


I'm sure you know, that when all is said and done, when all the drama and psychobabble and national corporate beating of the breasts is finished...the only thing that will have changed is a bunch of white suburban millenial losers have selfies at a protest where they're flipping the bird to a cop.

Posted by: kallisto at June 23, 2020 01:33 PM (/3eER)

56 ALL KNOTS ARE RACIST.

UNTIE

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 23, 2020 01:30 PM (WwTwF)


Including Don?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 23, 2020 01:33 PM (2y8Y5)

57 Abigail Shapiro's Brother

Hey, stupid. Can I motorboat your sister?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 23, 2020 01:33 PM


Get in line.

Posted by: The Moose at June 23, 2020 01:33 PM (ejd/p)

58 Where's the bleach?

I WAS PROMISED MAGA HONKEYS THROWING BLEACH!!!

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 23, 2020 01:33 PM (n4scg)

59 I thought the NASCAR Passion Play yesterday was perfect:

Affirmatively take Action by pushing the Black Guy to the Front of the Line.

Allow him to feel like he's got a chance.

Pass him in the final laps. You know, when it counts.

Congratulate him for finishing in the Top 15!

Posted by: garrett at June 23, 2020 01:30 PM (WShyB)


The soft bigotry of low expectations strikes again.

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 23, 2020 01:33 PM (AiZBA)

60 This little Ben twink gives true fags a bad name!

Posted by: Milo Yiannopoulos at June 23, 2020 01:34 PM (bpoha)

61 Have we not learned from the past that all ropes are inherently racist? All those little girls with their fancy jumping tricks? Racist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wI46rsQR83k

Posted by: huerfano at June 23, 2020 01:34 PM (9dnxb)

62 You kids and your "attoseconds".

Posted by: femptosecond at June 23, 2020 01:34 PM (QLPEO)

63 Ace is CRUSHING Binary Ben with FACTS and LOGIC!



(And sarcasm, sweet, sweet, sarcasm.)

Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at June 23, 2020 01:34 PM (kG9+9)

64 44
Obviously, rope is racist...
as Londoners cannot now carry in good conscience scissors, Americans may no longer use knots.


Posted by: sven at June 23, 2020 01:32 PM (u4uQe)

Common sense knot control is in order.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 23, 2020 01:34 PM (ufFY8)

65 It's time OSHA or someone else get in there and shut them down before some toddler hangs/choke themselves to death on them nooses.
They require them on pull drapes now

Posted by: Bruce at June 23, 2020 01:34 PM (vd8XM)

66 I mean, imagine having it pointed out to you that no, it wasn't this horrible racist incident that will stain your sport and your reaction is, YES IT WAS!!! SCREW YOUR PROOF!!!

Posted by: Ktgreat at June 23, 2020 01:34 PM (AD3JT)

67 We are now living in a state of permanent Babylon Bee-ness.

Posted by: ... at June 23, 2020 01:34 PM (uEbPt)

68 Out: rope
In: potential noose

Posted by: JebPilled at June 23, 2020 01:34 PM (QUqEV)

69

30 percent of America is doing everything possible to destroy White America, which is the foundation for everything that keeps our country going.

The rest of the world wants to be White America...

Posted by: Nuclear Penguin of Death at June 23, 2020 01:35 PM (fjeaw)

70

The truth doesn't matter and the story will disappear because all that mattered was the very public virtue signaling by Nascar. Hopefully people stay away in droves

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 23, 2020 01:35 PM (2y8Y5)

71 This little Ben twink gives true fags a bad name!
Posted by: Milo Yiannopoulos



Hah. Twink. The captures the essence of lil Ben.

Posted by: femptosecond at June 23, 2020 01:35 PM (QLPEO)

72
Did two black Nigerians threaten Bubba and tell him that THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY!!!

.... cuz that happens,..... alot.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 23, 2020 01:35 PM (8XRCm)

73 Of course, the first comment on the twitter post was "You're a special kind of stupid."

These people don't deal with facts or evidence, even when it's glaring. And we're supposed to coexist with that? Sorry. I won't participate.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 23, 2020 01:35 PM (vg8iE)

74 Ace is CRUSHING Binary Ben with FACTS and LOGIC!

(And sarcasm, sweet, sweet, sarcasm.)
Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at June 23, 2020 01:34 PM


But mostly sarcasm.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 23, 2020 01:35 PM (ejd/p)

75 MAGA HONKEYS THROWING BLEACH!

Another great band name

Posted by: Bruce at June 23, 2020 01:35 PM (vd8XM)

76 Also, so NASCAR has noses on all it's garages then? Time to donate all their income to BLM to repent since they want to be woke. ( Not sure if I am sarcastic here or not)

Posted by: Bete at June 23, 2020 01:35 PM (Ojki1)

77 Maybe we can get a bunch of priests to walk through Seattle holding little nooses in front of them, to drive off the protesters. Apparently, they are the scariest thing ever.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 23, 2020 01:35 PM (kA3Cp)

78 Just shut the fuck and race.

I do not care about your wife, your kids (hell, i dont even like mine), your thoughts, or politics.

Just STFU and race.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 23, 2020 01:35 PM (JFO2v)

79 "The U.S. Attorney's office for the Northern District of Alabama, FBI and the Department of Justice Civil Rights Division are reviewing the situation surrounding the noose that was found in Bubba Wallace's garage to determine whether there are violations of federal law. Regardless of whether federal charges can be brought, this type of action has no place in our society."

I have questions about this comment......

A noose breaks FEDERAL LAW?!?

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 23, 2020 01:35 PM (Zz0t1)

80 Did two black Nigerians threaten Bubba and tell him that THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY!!!

.... cuz that happens,..... alot.
Posted by: fixerupper

Only if it's 16 below zero

Posted by: Bruce at June 23, 2020 01:35 PM (vd8XM)

81 62
You kids and your "attoseconds".

Posted by: femptosecond at June 23, 2020 01:34 PM (QLPEO)

I'm a thousand times faster than you, bitch.

Posted by: a snotty attosecond at June 23, 2020 01:35 PM (ufFY8)

82 Seriously?

Posted by: FrodoB-
Former otter wrangler at June 23, 2020 01:36 PM (dQF3z)

83 No noose is good noose.

Posted by: Toad-O at June 23, 2020 01:36 PM (xrY1T)

84 Isn't ESPN essentially calling the shots at NASCAR, now?

I know they are in bed togther and this has been ALL OVER ESPN Radio for 2 days now.

Posted by: garrett at June 23, 2020 01:36 PM (WQpgk)

85 17 Who actually reported this initially? Did Bubba call some NASCAR guy over and say 'hey look at this, I think its a noose and its scary to me' or did someone actually send a formal compliant?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 23, 2020 01:30 PM (cyztU)

**********************

I didn't know Bubba from Adam's house cat until he started whining about BLM and the confederate flag at NASCAR events 2 weeks ago, but to be fair, the reports were always that one of his crew "found" the noose and that Bubba himself did not see it.

Posted by: Venus at June 23, 2020 01:36 PM (iYXhj)

86 NASCAR announces that Jessie Smollett will be Grand Marshal for all 2020 races!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 23, 2020 01:36 PM (FtO5h)

87 OMIGAWD!!!!!!


SOMEBODY PUT A FUCKING NOOSE ON MY ATTIC STAIRS.

EEEK!!!
Posted by: fixerupper at June 23, 2020 01:32 PM (8XRCm)
++++++++++++++
Oh snap! I just realized that my parents have a pull-down ladder into their crawlspace. I never checked to see if it was noose. I'll bet it is.

Sigh. It's gonna suck having to renounce my folks...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 23, 2020 01:36 PM (hYcqw)

88 17 Who actually reported this initially? Did Bubba call some NASCAR guy over and say 'hey look at this, I think its a noose and its scary to me' or did someone actually send a formal compliant?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 23, 2020 01:30 PM (cyztU)

-----

It was one of Bubba Wallace's "people."

They found it and went straight to NASCAR. Bypassing Bubba and Richard Petty Racing that actually owns the car.

Posted by: rd at June 23, 2020 01:36 PM (+0uDE)

89 9 Assuming that this noose was genuine and an act by a racist meant to instill fear...what does it say that he has to do it in secret and refuse to accept responsibility for the action?

Does it mean that he feels that America is deeply racist and will celebrate him if America found out?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 23, 2020 01:27 PM (LvTSG)

The story is stupid in so many ways - notice that there something in those pictures which directly tells us that NASCAR itself is implicated in perpetrating this. It's the cord on the #5 stall, next to the missing noose on the #4 stall. Notice how it is longer and bent up at the end? It *Was* tied into a noose just like the others; when that picture was taken, the photographer realized it would look bad to have another "noose" just hanging in the frame, so he untied it and hoped no one notice.

The picture was intentionally staged. And NASCAR knows this. Anyone who can get back there and look at stalls 1, 2, and 3 would see this instantly.

So now to go back to TJM's question, what kind of racist does his act in secret, refuses to accept responsibility, AND can get NASCAR to help him stage the photos in the aftermath of the event?

I actually think that is a very easy question to answer.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 23, 2020 01:36 PM (Kpl3J)

90 Chains need to be outlawed, too. I've heard that in the Jim Crow days, southern sheriffs would occasionally recover bodies of black men who had drowned, the body wrapped in chains. The sheriff would declare, "That feller killed himself. Stole more chain than he could swim the river with."

Posted by: Gref at June 23, 2020 01:36 PM (AMIL/)

91 And after Trump flew AF1 into Daytona and did a lap on the track in The Beast, NASCAR pulls this crap?! Buh bye

Posted by: Jmel at June 23, 2020 01:37 PM (OeWgo)

92 If you want to know why there was no picture, it's because they all knew. Everyone who saw it and reported it knew.

Posted by: ... at June 23, 2020 01:37 PM (uEbPt)

93 It seems that ace has a bit of disdain for Ben Shapiro, but maybe I am misreading him.

Posted by: tubal at June 23, 2020 01:37 PM (bCLt0)

94 Ben Shapiro Bends Space Time with TRUTH LASERS and You Won't Believe What Happens Next!!

Posted by: TWITCHY at June 23, 2020 01:37 PM (E9lEO)

95 I like to make a noose with my hand. I get bonus points, cuz I can make an OK sign at the same time. Also, it's good for choking my chicken.

Posted by: Farmer Ted at June 23, 2020 01:37 PM (fRgt5)

96 I thought the NASCAR Passion Play yesterday was perfect:
Affirmatively take Action by pushing the Black Guy to the Front of the Line.
Allow him to feel like he's got a chance.
Pass him in the final laps. You know, when it counts.
Congratulate him for finishing in the Top 15!
Posted by: garrett at June 23, 2020 01:30 PM (WShyB)
++++++++++
Did they really do this? Why the hell did the racer accept the new position that he hadn't earned? What's the point?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 23, 2020 01:37 PM (hYcqw)

97 I think NASCAR was desperate for publicity. They saw what they thought was an opportunity. And then the truth wasted it.

Posted by: creeper at June 23, 2020 01:37 PM (XxJt1)

98 84 Isn't ESPN essentially calling the shots at NASCAR, now?

I know they are in bed togther and this has been ALL OVER ESPN Radio for 2 days now.
Posted by: garrett at June 23, 2020 01:36 PM (WQpgk)

Nascar is FOX and NBC.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 23, 2020 01:37 PM (JFO2v)

99
ARE YOU RACIST WHITE BOY?!?!?!


...... ties a loop in my middle......
...... untwists and spreads out the ends.....


"NO....... IM A FRAYED KNOT !!!!"

Posted by: fixerupper at June 23, 2020 01:37 PM (8XRCm)

100 Hollywood producer and philanthropist Steve Bing, who shared a close bond with Democrats, died by suicide, aged 55. Reports said the political donor and philanthropist jumped from the 27th floor of the Century City neighborhood building where he stayed.
According to TMZ, sources revealed that Bing had been 'depressed' about being isolated during coronavirus. However, it is unclear if that had anything to do with his suicide.

Posted by: SMOD at June 23, 2020 01:37 PM (3aI0K)

101 It was the sign that said MAGA Garage that really got it going.
and the bleach those 2 Nigerians were carrying.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 23, 2020 01:38 PM (r+sAi)

102 Another "noose" was found hanging from a tree at Sonoma raceway.. Expect a bunch of this shit
Posted by: It's me donna at June 23, 2020 01:33 PM (Zmnko)


During a closed weekend where Nascar isn't scheduled to run for a while......It jumped racing series?

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 23, 2020 01:38 PM (Zz0t1)

103 A bowline knot is a misdemeanor.

A noose is a felony.

A granny knot is just a warning.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 23, 2020 01:38 PM (kA3Cp)

104 ok, NOW have we reached peak stupid?

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 23, 2020 01:38 PM (W2Pud)

105 People shocked at the turn NASCAR has taken, seemingly coinciding with BLM: NASCAR is "owned" by the same corporate interests as every other sports organization out there; i.e., if they want to be on TV, they have to go along with this race-baiting crap because CHINA does not want Trump reelected.

Posted by: Venus at June 23, 2020 01:38 PM (iYXhj)

106 I knew this was fake the moment I heard it because it sounds like a Law & Order plot.

Posted by: drerbrerard at June 23, 2020 01:38 PM (1+8s5)

107 Ugh.....Now Megan Rapino is now beating you up because you're racist.

Sports is ruined, forever.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 23, 2020 01:38 PM (Zz0t1)

108 The boy who cried wolf was a lesson in lying not a how to guide.

Fuckers.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 23, 2020 01:38 PM (RCTsr)

109 I was putting up a swing for some friends one time. The branch was pretty high, so I just made a basic hangman's noose, threw it over the branch, threaded the other end through it and drew it to the branch. If only a Karen would have been driving by.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at June 23, 2020 01:38 PM (C1Lsn)

110 NooseCar... perfect!

Posted by: Pliney at June 23, 2020 01:39 PM (LfRtS)

111 100 Hollywood producer and philanthropist Steve Bing, who shared a close bond with Democrats, died by suicide, aged 55. Reports said the political donor and philanthropist jumped from the 27th floor of the Century City neighborhood building where he stayed.
According to TMZ, sources revealed that Bing had been 'depressed' about being isolated during coronavirus. However, it is unclear if that had anything to do with his suicide.
Posted by: SMOD at June 23, 2020 01:37 PM (3aI0K)

Did Steve Bing happen to know the Clintons??

Posted by: tubal at June 23, 2020 01:39 PM (bCLt0)

112 So everything is now a noose of race hate.

If COVID didn't already tell you, they want everyone in a state of permanent paralysis.

Posted by: ... at June 23, 2020 01:39 PM (uEbPt)

113 Idiocracy was prophesy

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 23, 2020 01:39 PM (ifmtJ)

114 NASCAR NOOSE:

The Rabbit comes out of the hole
Goes around the Tree 500 times
Then goes back down the hole

Posted by: garrett at June 23, 2020 01:39 PM (2Uoi1)

115 Soft pretzels look like double nooses
Cancel pretzels!

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 23, 2020 01:39 PM (WwTwF)

116
Congratulate him for finishing in the Top 15!

Posted by: garrett at June 23, 2020 01:30 PM (WShyB)


Based on his past history, Bubber overachieved yesterday.

However, the practice of regression to the mean will resume control and he'll revert to his usual place -- atop the bottom half of the racing field.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 23, 2020 01:39 PM (pNxlR)

117 Are ballon knots still okay?

...Shep...

Posted by: Bruce at June 23, 2020 01:39 PM (vd8XM)

118 Another Smollet, then? Isn't it both mystically and magically amazing that, in a country SO FULL of racism, that these people always have to fake something to get attention?

And it happens so damn much that light-bulbs really SHOULD be going on over peoples' heads.

Why fake, constantly, what is claimed to be so prevalent? Unless....

Posted by: acethepug at June 23, 2020 01:39 PM (qPKAe)

119 100
Hollywood producer and philanthropist Steve Bing, who shared a close
bond with Democrats, died by suicide, aged 55. Reports said the
political donor and philanthropist jumped from the 27th floor of the
Century City neighborhood building where he stayed.

According to TMZ, sources revealed that Bing had been 'depressed'
about being isolated during coronavirus. However, it is unclear if that
had anything to do with his suicide.

Posted by: SMOD at June 23, 2020 01:37 PM (3aI0K)

The invisible hand of Hilary?

Posted by: Conspiracy Theorist at June 23, 2020 01:39 PM (ufFY8)

120 Americans may no longer use knots.
--Glad Don did not live to see this.

Posted by: FrodoB-
Former otter wrangler at June 23, 2020 01:39 PM (dQF3z)

121 Problem is, while a bowline isn't technically a noose it's close enough these days to get you in real trouble.

And I use the bowline knot a lot.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 23, 2020 01:39 PM (FtO5h)

122 106 Law and Order, torn from today's headlines.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at June 23, 2020 01:40 PM (C1Lsn)

123 >>Nascar is FOX and NBC.


Wow - really? I thought ESPN had their Broadcast Rights?

Guess I was wrong, there.

Mark it down.

Posted by: garrett at June 23, 2020 01:40 PM (2Uoi1)

124 Days of Thunder

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 23, 2020 01:40 PM (q1Pj5)

125 We just need common sense noose control.

Posted by: ... at June 23, 2020 01:40 PM (uEbPt)

126
Steve Bing, who shared a close bond with Democrats, died by suicide, aged 55.


Bing-Ba-Da-Boom!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 23, 2020 01:40 PM (pNxlR)

127 Willowed
I'm somewhat hopeful he won't feel a need to get in on the lunacy.

lol. Fucking Lewis never saw a retarded lefty fad he didn't glom onto. So now F1's been bleating about how Loo-loo's going to be chairing a commission to improve diversity.

Eliminate racism by focusing exclusively on race!
Posted by: spindrift at June 23, 2020 01:23 PM (h5TKJ)

That's whats exasperating about Nascar. Not only have they had non white drivers since the 50's( they have had seven black drivers in the series) but they have had a program called Drive for Diversity for over a decade. The program helps minorities get opportunities to race and support for their teams that white teams don't receive. It produced Wallace, and Daniel Suarez. There are numerous female drivers in Nascar's lower tier series that get virtually no attention, but once Danica Patrick decided to move into the top tier of Nascar, one would have thought she was the first female driver ever. Nascar is completely preoccupied now with serving their corporate sponsors and advertisers and the racing is secondary. I don't know how they get out of that hamster wheel they are on, but they did this to themselves. When virtually every track was expanded to include 100,000 seats and owners could field three teams each, and the driver owned team went down the drain, Nascar lost much of it's appeal to anyone not completely enchanted with advertising. And Phelps thinking that the next generation of fans is coming from a younger demographic of consumerism is delusional. They may find a cursory interest from minorities and a younger set, but when those people have to watch a race such as next weeks double header at Pocono which is one of the most boring tracks out there outside of Michigan(both are simply fuel strategy tracks, yawn) the interest will quickly wane.
Posted by: Jen the original at June 23, 2020 01:34 PM (4lz+j)

Posted by: Jen the original at June 23, 2020 01:40 PM (4lz+j)

128 Why the hell did the racer accept the new position that he hadn't earned? <<<<
Black Tires Matter.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 23, 2020 01:40 PM (r+sAi)

129 111 100 Hollywood producer and philanthropist Steve Bing, who shared a close bond with Democrats, died by suicide, aged 55. Reports said the political donor and philanthropist jumped from the 27th floor of the Century City neighborhood building where he stayed.
According to TMZ, sources revealed that Bing had been 'depressed' about being isolated during coronavirus. However, it is unclear if that had anything to do with his suicide.
Posted by: SMOD at June 23, 2020 01:37 PM (3aI0K)

Did Steve Bing happen to know the Clintons??
Posted by: tubal at June 23, 2020 01:39 PM (bCLt0)

Oh my, yes

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 23, 2020 01:40 PM (ifmtJ)

130 "The Rabbit comes out of the hole
Goes around the Tree 500 times
Then goes back down the hole"

Hah!

Posted by: Chris M at June 23, 2020 01:40 PM (eAZVt)

131 Nah, not close close
Just went to Epstein parties together, he donated paltry 10s of millions ... hardly knew em

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 23, 2020 01:40 PM (WwTwF)

132 Just recently many fans were upset about the rebel flag being ousted, but when the " noose" was discovered, all of the confederate flag anger disappeared. Oddly enough the BLM paint job on Bubbas car was NBD, because I doubt if any nascar fans are racist. But I think the PTB are trying to foment hatred. It's weird.

Posted by: Chillin the most at June 23, 2020 01:40 PM (lonOK)

133 Was he eating a subway tuna sandwich when he happened upon the noose?

Posted by: AF at June 23, 2020 01:40 PM (RsPQq)

134 To be be fair, he does sell a lot of Leftist Tears mugs to gullible boomers who think he's what all the cool kids are into.

Posted by: El Kabong at June 23, 2020 01:40 PM (datdl)

135 Days of Thunder
Posted by: Count de Monet

Thats what I call the two days after Cinco de Mayo

OLE!

Posted by: Bruce at June 23, 2020 01:41 PM (vd8XM)

136 The Very Online must let you know they are online 24/7. Any moment not spent online is a moment wasted. Any thought not posted on Twitter is a useless thought.

the unexamined untweeted life is not worth living

Posted by: Socrates at June 23, 2020 01:41 PM (sGtp+)

137 So I'm not quite sure I'm following this. Is the reason the rope is cut is because Bubba Wallace cut it off to go "look at what they had hanging in my garage" I thought the story was that it was in his locker? So is it that Wallace cut it off to show what they had on his garage or is the claim that he cut it off of his garage and put it in his locker?

Posted by: Buzzion at June 23, 2020 01:41 PM (TO9X0)

138 Ban high capacity garage strings.

Posted by: ... at June 23, 2020 01:41 PM (uEbPt)

139 Waiting for the call to ban all movies/tv shows with a noose in them. Any time now....

Posted by: JebPilled at June 23, 2020 01:41 PM (QUqEV)

140 Um....if it were a noose, in the traditional sense, wouldn't it crush your fingers when you pulled the ladder down? I mean, aren't nooses designed to slip and tighten as weight is applied.......

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 23, 2020 01:41 PM (Zz0t1)

141 106 I knew this was fake the moment I heard it because it sounds like a Law & Order plot.
Posted by: drerbrerard at June 23, 2020 01:38 PM (1+8s5)


So, peak stupid.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 23, 2020 01:41 PM (bW5jA)

142
121 Problem is, while a bowline isn't technically a noose it's close enough these days to get you in real trouble.

And I use the bowline knot a lot.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 23, 2020 01:39 PM (FtO5h)


A bowline's loop does not slip.

A noose's loop does.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 23, 2020 01:41 PM (pNxlR)

143 I suppose tying your shoelaces will be outlawed soon.

WTF we all gonna do, wear cowboy boots?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 23, 2020 01:41 PM (FtO5h)

144 64 44
Obviously, rope is racist...
as Londoners cannot now carry in good conscience scissors, Americans may no longer use knots.


Posted by: sven at June 23, 2020 01:32 PM (u4uQe)

Common sense knot control is in order.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 23, 2020 01:34 PM (ufFY

Heh. It's all falling into place.

Posted by: Big Velcro at June 23, 2020 01:41 PM (Izzlo)

145 even if some racist KKK man got inside and hung a real noose ... how the hell does every white person in America become guilty for one asshole? Same with asshole cop with knee on neck ...


The idea that IF it were real, all white America must pay via losing all their history ... statues and otherwise ... pure insanity. Yet the game is being played, and media is 100% behind it.


Jussie paid a price ... will he serve time for inciting riots? These ploys should not work at all ... Even If Real ... the 2000 KKK are outnumbered 10,000 times in numbers and certainly in money, by the media and corp'America selling out to the globalist/communist anti-America alliance. good grief.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 23, 2020 01:41 PM (Cus5s)

146 Another highly unusual unnatural death of someone known by the Clintons. Did any other crime family have more?

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 23, 2020 01:42 PM (y7DUB)

147 Ban Noosa Yogurt. Please.

Posted by: tubal at June 23, 2020 01:42 PM (bCLt0)

148 It was one of Bubba Wallace's "people."

They found it and went straight to NASCAR. Bypassing Bubba and Richard Petty Racing that actually owns the car.
Posted by: rd at June 23, 2020 01:36 PM (+0uDE)

I think that's reversed. I actually have a bit of pity for Bubba Wallace, I think he's a clueless stooge being played by his bosses.

I think he was *told* to report this, and that it was all set up as a coordinated publicity stunt by the NASCAR head office. The way the pictures are staged, the way they're trying to dissemble - this is on "op" on their part, just like the CHAZ/CHOP zone in Seattle was an "Op" by Mayor Jenny right from the start.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 23, 2020 01:42 PM (Kpl3J)

149 Why the hell did the racer accept the new position that he hadn't earned?
Black Tires Matter.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 23, 2020 01:40 PM


Cancel white wall privilege!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 23, 2020 01:42 PM (ejd/p)

150 >> I use the bowline knot a lot.


I use the Wiggle Knot all the time. It's like a mini-noose.

essentially a non-locking, captured loop.

Posted by: garrett at June 23, 2020 01:42 PM (2Uoi1)

151 Get woke, go broke.

Posted by: Chris M at June 23, 2020 01:42 PM (eAZVt)

152 So I'm not quite sure I'm following this. Is the reason the rope is cut is because Bubba Wallace cut it off to go "look at what they had hanging in my garage" I thought the story was that it was in his locker? So is it that Wallace cut it off to show what they had on his garage or is the claim that he cut it off of his garage and put it in his locker?
Posted by: Buzzion at June 23, 2020 01:41 PM (TO9X0)


Previous comments say he never even saw it. Someone on his team or crew cut it off and immediately took it directly to NASCAR spewing "RACIST!!!!"

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 23, 2020 01:42 PM (Zz0t1)

153 NASCAR NOOSE:

The Rabbit comes out of the hole
Goes around the Tree 500 times
Then goes back down the hole
Posted by: garrett at June 23, 2020 01:39 PM (2Uoi1)


Heh.

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 23, 2020 01:42 PM (AiZBA)

154 60 This little Ben twink gives true fags a bad name!
Posted by: Milo Yiannopoulos at June 23, 2020 01:34 PM (bpoha)

lol

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 23, 2020 01:42 PM (ifmtJ)

155 30 percent of America is doing everything possible to destroy White America, which is the foundation for everything that keeps our country going.

The rest of the world wants to be White America...
Posted by: Nuclear Penguin of Death at June 23, 2020 01:35 PM (fjeaw)

------

Our supposed Elites think that South Africa isn't that bad, their Elites are pretty safe, as long as they keep their 10-12 man Security Teams and lock themselves into gated compounds or gated apartment towers.

Being a Farmer on the land, or a middle class black or Indian in the city? Hopefully the Mob continues to ignore you, and doesn't rape your wife and children to death.

Posted by: rd at June 23, 2020 01:42 PM (+0uDE)

156 Slatestarcodex shut down his blog after the NYT threatened to dox the owner. Be careful with your identity ACE.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 23, 2020 01:42 PM (dNzKv)

157
I mean, aren't nooses designed to slip and tighten as weight is applied.......
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 23, 2020 01:41 PM (Zz0t1)


-----

Thats a snare. Nooses dont slip.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 23, 2020 01:43 PM (8XRCm)

158 But I think the PTB are trying to foment hatred. It's weird.
Posted by: Chillin the most at June 23, 2020 01:40 PM (lonOK)
+++++++++++
Not weird at all. They need chaos so that they can provide "solutions" in the form of collectivism and general destruction.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 23, 2020 01:43 PM (hYcqw)

159 Behold, the awesomeness of Bubba Wallace:


https://tinyurl.com/ybxbznyw

Posted by: kallisto at June 23, 2020 01:43 PM (/3eER)

160 Heh. I still say the "rabbit comes out of his hole and runs around the tree..."

Same way I learned it in scouts.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 23, 2020 01:43 PM (FtO5h)

161 41 Ben Karen Shapiro
Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 23, 2020 01:32 PM (WwTwF)

That made me laugh out loud! So apt!

Posted by: kathysaysso at June 23, 2020 01:43 PM (vkS2Z)

162 Slipknot also makes bad music

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 23, 2020 01:43 PM (ifmtJ)

163 Why hasn't you-tube censored these?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yY4kOs2FKuE

Posted by: BignJames at June 23, 2020 01:43 PM (X/Pw5)

164 If Ben had paid attention to conservative Twitter, rather than TrueCon/GoodLiberalFriends Twitter, he would've seen the stink of Jussie Smollet all over this from the very beginning. The fact that there was no picture of it at the onset was very telling.

But Guy Benson/David French/Rich Lowry would never lower themselves to tweet about """"conspiracy theories"""", so it's all a big shock to our favorite Romulan that this is fake.

Posted by: El Kabong at June 23, 2020 01:43 PM (datdl)

165 We are all Sally Kohn now.

Posted by: ... at June 23, 2020 01:43 PM (uEbPt)

166 We find that since it is easier to pull doors down with the lop, rope itself is racist. Also, it's Trumps fault as we have a dossier showing he invented loops in rope because he is a racist and have given...we leaked...we whistleblown this to Congress.

Cause racism is bad.

And probably Russian.

Posted by: FBI at June 23, 2020 01:43 PM (Ojki1)

167 What a stupid world we live in.

Posted by: Cato, Academia Delenda Est at June 23, 2020 01:43 PM (J+mig)

168 I'd boycott nascar but I have never watched a single stupid left hand turn race in my life.

So, I will boycott all of their sponsors. UNLESS, I get such a great price on something I know it hurts their bottom line. Then I will buy four of said item and resell them.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 23, 2020 01:43 PM (pw+jk)

169 A lotta White America destroying White America goin' on, never forget.

Posted by: tubal at June 23, 2020 01:43 PM (bCLt0)

170 162 Slipknot also makes bad music
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 23, 2020 01:43 PM (ifmtJ)

You probably shouldn't say that to Mr. Jordan61.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 23, 2020 01:44 PM (Y/Mci)

171 >>Slipknot also makes bad music


The first 2 LPs are fucking killer.

Posted by: garrett at June 23, 2020 01:44 PM (2Uoi1)

172 >I have questions about this comment......

A noose breaks FEDERAL LAW?!?
Posted by: Sponge


yeah, supposedly it has something to do with 'hate crime' and conspiring to deprive someone of their civil rights or some such word salad, and that makes it a federal gig

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 23, 2020 01:44 PM (iTXRQ)

173

BUBBALICIOUS..............start your Lawyers.

Posted by: saf at June 23, 2020 01:44 PM (5IHGB)

174 Where's the "stop punching down" guy?

Posted by: Bulworth at June 23, 2020 01:44 PM (L9KyA)

175 oh FFS!
This country is getting more stupid every day!
Is Bubba going to apologize? Do we get to take back the parade?

Posted by: PJ at June 23, 2020 01:44 PM (qlTN9)

176 When ropes are outlawed, only outlaws will have ropes.

Posted by: LASue at June 23, 2020 01:44 PM (Ed8Zd)

177 Question from an old jarhead to recent Navy vets. Does the Navy still teach marlinspike seamanship?

Posted by: bill in arkansas at June 23, 2020 01:44 PM (C1Lsn)

178 169 A lotta White America destroying White America goin' on, never forget.
Posted by: tubal at June 23, 2020 01:43 PM (bCLt0)

Most of the asshoes removed from the DC "autonomous zone" were white

Posted by: CN at June 23, 2020 01:44 PM (ONvIw)

179 >>Where's the "stop punching down" guy?


Ironically, he's in the bathroom Boxing the Clown.

Posted by: garrett at June 23, 2020 01:44 PM (2Uoi1)

180 -----

Thats a snare. Nooses dont slip.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 23, 2020 01:43 PM (8XRCm)


So, movies showing the hangman applying the noose and tightening it around their neck is FALSE?

Huh......

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 23, 2020 01:45 PM (Zz0t1)

181 ESPN's coverage of this travesty could have been written by Walter Duranty.

Posted by: mr tmz at June 23, 2020 01:45 PM (m/Gc2)

182 Every knot can used to lynch, every rope. Shoelaces! Friendship bracelets! Only filthy racists wear shoes and have friends!

Posted by: David Carradine at June 23, 2020 01:45 PM (32cLb)

183 More Thomas Sowell words to live by, today more than ever:


Virtually no idea is too ridiculous to be accepted, even by very intelligent and highly educated people, if it provides a way for them to feel special and important. Some confuse that feeling with idealism.

Boom!

Posted by: LASue at June 23, 2020 01:45 PM (Ed8Zd)

184
NO NOOSE IS GOOD NEWS !

A TALL A DEGGA TALE...............

Posted by: saf at June 23, 2020 01:45 PM (5IHGB)

185 I've been a NASCAR fan since I was a kid. I've been to a lot of races and usually watch it every Sunday (even if it's just on in the background).

I was so embarrassed for them watching them wearing masks outside on a summer day since they recently started back up. What a bunch of pussies. Then the BLM car. A moment of silence for Floyd. Now this noose shit.

I know NASCAR doesn't give a shit about me or my money anymore, so I'm done. Not watching anymore. I wish them luck with their new SJW audience. (To be honest, it's been generically bad for years now and I mostly watched from habit.)

Posted by: Biergood at June 23, 2020 01:45 PM (FQWHA)

186 As a Twitter whore, I want to be very clear that all the thoughts I post on Twitter are also useless.

The fact that no photos and no video of this were released by NASCAR should be proof positive how utterly weak the evidence of a "noose" is.

There is no way that a garage area with each garage unit containing north of a million dollars worth of equipment doesn't have cameras everywhere. Not to mention being sure the teams are making a few wee tweaks post inspection. And then there's the teams spying on each other.

Yeah, this whole thing stinks.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at June 23, 2020 01:45 PM (GbPPJ)

187 " pro-life teens"

You left out the key modifier before "pro-life teens."

"White pro-life teens."

Genocide compels we accurate about these things. But, that written, fuck Ben Shapiro. I personally never will mention him again or acknowledge his pathetic, whiny existence.

As for NASCAR, this whole sordid episode has been a giant middle finger to its fan base. It has been made perfect by its exposure as a hoax, which Bubba "Jussie" Wallace perpetrated, 'cause ignorance trumps reality.

NASCAR thinks it can kick its fans to the curb and thrive on cable and television, both of which is aimed at a dying, older demographic. In five years not only NASCAR but basically all sports that depend on broadcast will be dead.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 23, 2020 01:45 PM (puu6v)

188 I remember them trying to teach me all those different knots. But I was more interested in just steering the boat.

Posted by: Chris M at June 23, 2020 01:45 PM (eAZVt)

189 102 Another "noose" was found hanging from a tree at Sonoma raceway.. Expect a bunch of this shit
Posted by: It's me donna at June 23, 2020 01:33 PM (Zmnko)

During a closed weekend where Nascar isn't scheduled to run for a while......It jumped racing series?
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 23, 2020 01:38 PM (Zz0t1)

and it was made of twine, and it was just across the bay from those hotbeds of White Supremacy, Oakland and San Francisco.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 23, 2020 01:45 PM (Kpl3J)

190
yeah, supposedly it has something to do with 'hate crime' and conspiring to deprive someone of their civil rights or some such word salad, and that makes it a federal gig
Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 23, 2020 01:44 PM (iTXRQ)


I can see actually USING a noose, sure.

but just having one or displaying one in public is now a FEDERAL CRIME?!??

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 23, 2020 01:45 PM (Zz0t1)

191 Does it matter?

Will any MSM outlet or talking head recognize that this was a hoax, or is this too "truthy" to debunk.


Drive on, point was made: NASCAR all stands with the black driver, and white NASCAR fans are racist asshoes, just as we've always depicted them (even when we couldn't make evidence that proves this with undercover "muslims" at NASCAR events).

Posted by: Lizzy at June 23, 2020 01:46 PM (bDqIh)

192 It's a noose *and* a garage door pull.

Posted by: ... at June 23, 2020 01:46 PM (uEbPt)

193 The Clove Hitch is a damn good one to know too.

Definitely a Top 5 Knot.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 23, 2020 01:46 PM (FtO5h)

194 >>I remember them trying to teach me all those different knots. But I was more interested in just steering the boat.


It's knot too late to learn.

Posted by: garrett at June 23, 2020 01:46 PM (2Uoi1)

195 ESPN stll exists? Huh, who knew.

Posted by: JebPilled at June 23, 2020 01:46 PM (QUqEV)

196 I predicted at the beginning of ESPN that it would be the worst thing to happen to sports. Sucks to be right sometimes...

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 23, 2020 01:47 PM (y7DUB)

197 Macrame' people call that a crown knot. A noose it's not.

Posted by: creeper at June 23, 2020 01:47 PM (XxJt1)

198 I only cone here for the Ricky Bobby refetences.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 23, 2020 01:47 PM (D4w0N)

199 Thats a snare. Nooses dont slip.
Posted by: fixerupper

--

Say what? Nooses are used to hang people, so they have to slip.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 23, 2020 01:47 PM (kA3Cp)

200 I'd boycott nascar but I have never watched a single stupid left hand turn race in my life.

So,
I will boycott all of their sponsors. UNLESS, I get such a great price
on something I know it hurts their bottom line. Then I will buy four of
said item and resell them.


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 23, 2020 01:43 PM (pw+jk)


Been a race fan my whole life. NASCAR is the pro wrestling of the race world. I knew they'd be infested soon enough - if they ever weren't infested. No idea who their sponsors are - whoops - internet!

https://www.nascar.com/officialsponsors

Posted by: clutch cargo at June 23, 2020 01:47 PM (8B6Ng)

201
Yeah, this whole thing stinks.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at June 23, 2020 01:45 PM (GbPPJ)


Because it's bullshit.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 23, 2020 01:47 PM (Zz0t1)

202 So, movies showing the hangman applying the noose and tightening it around their neck is FALSE?

------

"Noose slips sinks ships."


See??

So there.






*on a side note. It IS kinda liberating to debate like a progressive.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 23, 2020 01:47 PM (8XRCm)

203 "The U.S. Attorney's office for the Northern District of Alabama, FBI
and the Department of Justice Civil Rights Division are reviewing the
situation surrounding the noose that was found in Bubba Wallace's garage
to determine whether there are violations of federal law. Regardless of
whether federal charges can be brought, this type of action has no
place in our society."



The good old FBI. Go after Antifa for the destruction they've done? Nah. Look into noose hoaxes and guys in Hawaiian shirts

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 23, 2020 01:47 PM (2y8Y5)

204 You can get it all done with about 3 knots.

Knowing 5-7 will make you just about a god, these days.

People will look at you like you are a Wizard.

Posted by: garrett at June 23, 2020 01:47 PM (2Uoi1)

205
Ugh.....Now Megan Rapino is now beating you up because you're racist.

Sports is ruined, forever.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 23, 2020 01:38 PM (Zz0t1)





Serious question: Is Wimmen's Kickball even a sport? And if so, why is that guy Rapino playing on the girl team?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 23, 2020 01:47 PM (ayQjc)

206 As a Twitter whore

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at June 23, 2020 01:45 PM (GbPPJ)

I'm just going to stop right here and imagine the rest of this comment.

Posted by: ... at June 23, 2020 01:48 PM (uEbPt)

207 I predicted at the beginning of ESPN that it would be the worst thing to happen to sports. Sucks to be right sometimes...
Posted by: Captain Hate at June 23, 2020 01:47 PM (y7DUB)


You've been saying that since 1982?

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 23, 2020 01:48 PM (Zz0t1)

208 Definitely a Top 5 Knot.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 23, 2020 01:46 PM (FtO5h)

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Is that anything like a man bun??

Posted by: fixerupper at June 23, 2020 01:48 PM (8XRCm)

209
192 It's a noose *and* a garage door pull.
Posted by: ... at June 23, 2020 01:46 PM (uEbPt)

The Noose-a-Matic, by Popeil!! Not available in stores!! Call now!!

Posted by: tubal at June 23, 2020 01:48 PM (bCLt0)

210 Does this mean that "Incident at Owl Creek Bridge" is no longer permitted reading?

Posted by: Bulworth at June 23, 2020 01:48 PM (+Qm8X)

211 Let's just admit that every single thing in human history is racist and has a racist legacy associated with it.

*huge exhale . . . *

Now that that's off our chests, let's kick off The Burning Times, please.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 23, 2020 01:48 PM (BM2fS)

212
Serious question: Is Wimmen's Kickball even a sport? And if so, why is that guy Rapino playing on the girl team?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 23, 2020 01:47 PM (ayQjc)


It seems you only must eat pussy to qualify.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 23, 2020 01:48 PM (Zz0t1)

213 There's an update at Cons. Tree house on this:

https://tinyurl.com/y7u45o4m

Also scroll through CTH'S first thread about this and find the tweets from Auto Weekly idiot, Matt Weaver, and how he 'interpreted' the response he got from NASCAR on this thread:

https://tinyurl.com/y7u45o4m

Posted by: Tami at June 23, 2020 01:48 PM (cF8AT)

214 "You can get it all done with about 3 knots."

That's way too slow. I want to do about 30 knots.

Posted by: Chris M at June 23, 2020 01:48 PM (eAZVt)

215 Holy shit, the pull down door in my building was operated with a CHAIN!!!!!

Get on that, Ben.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at June 23, 2020 01:49 PM (kfcYC)

216 We don't sound so crazy now, do we?

Posted by: Salem Girls at June 23, 2020 01:49 PM (sWM8x)

217 Because most people don't know actual white supremacists, their picture of them comes from hackneyed stereotypes in bad TV and film. Most of the 'hate crimes' which are later shown to have been committed by the supposed victims follow the same thread. Really think about what a white supremacist wants. How would his goals be furthered by hanging up a noose in a garage? Is that really going to scare a black person in 2020? There more than 30 million people in the US labeled black or African American. There are a couple of thousand avowed white nationalists. Can we move beyond absurdist theater? Please.

Posted by: iandeal at June 23, 2020 01:49 PM (zgA6x)

218 I think the moral of this is always wear slip ons, not shoes where you have to the a knot.

Posted by: Hillz the Wonder Beast at June 23, 2020 01:49 PM (+y/Ru)

219 as to laws about nooses; I believe a federal hate crime law about them was introduced, but never passed. (at least I can't find a record that it ever passed) There are several states that have laws against displaying such a thing on someone else's property, or in public, or on a highway, with the intent to humiliate or harass.

you can see there's a lot of qualifiers there.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 23, 2020 01:49 PM (Kpl3J)

220 I honestly can't even follow this but the "reports" seem so vague and removed from reality it should have never been taken seriously.

Posted by: LASue at June 23, 2020 01:49 PM (Ed8Zd)

221 "203 "The U.S. Attorney's office for the Northern District of Alabama, FBI
and the Department of Justice Civil Rights Division are reviewing the
situation surrounding the noose that was found in Bubba Wallace's garage
to determine whether there are violations of federal law. Regardless of
whether federal charges can be brought, this type of action has no
place in our society."



The good old FBI. Go after Antifa for the destruction they've done? Nah. Look into noose hoaxes and guys in Hawaiian shirts"

The terrorist organizations FBI and Antifa serve the same masters.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 23, 2020 01:50 PM (puu6v)

222 I know NASCAR doesn't give a shit about me or my money anymore, so I'm done. Not watching anymore. I wish them luck with their new SJW audience. (To be honest, it's been generically bad for years now and I mostly watched from habit.)
Posted by: Biergood at June 23, 2020 01:45 PM (FQWHA)


I caught the last 30 laps yesterday and boy howdy were those last few laps wild.

The best bit, though, was when Blaney got out of his car, he did not put on a mask. Good for him.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at June 23, 2020 01:50 PM (GbPPJ)

223 I only cone here for the Ricky Bobby refetences.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 23, 2020 01:47 PM (D4w0N)


I've never seen the movie. Anything with Will Ferrell in it causes a significant loss of brain cells.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 23, 2020 01:50 PM (Zz0t1)

224 Fucking. Called. It.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 23, 2020 01:50 PM (nGJVz)

225 Serious question: Is Wimmen's Kickball even a sport? And if so, why is that guy Rapino playing on the girl team?


Because "conservative" Chief Justice Roberts says you can't discriminate and its a tax.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 23, 2020 01:50 PM (D4w0N)

226 Can we have Mandatory noose ID classes? Include the Oakland Mayor and pretty much everyone from the Media.

Posted by: Picric at June 23, 2020 01:50 PM (nonGu)

227 What, you mean no more visits from Uncle Tanoose?

Posted by: Danny Thomas at June 23, 2020 01:50 PM (2E8pG)

228 Whose great idea was it to tie all the overhead door pulls into nooses? I've never seen one with more than an overhand knot, to stop the fraying.

Posted by: Chris M at June 23, 2020 01:50 PM (eAZVt)

229 https://www.nascar.com/officialsponsors



Posted by: clutch cargo at June 23, 2020 01:47 PM (8B6Ng)

===
Mucho Garcias. Huevos con Dios mi amigo.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 23, 2020 01:51 PM (pw+jk)

230 220 I honestly can't even follow this but the "reports" seem so vague and removed from reality it should have never been taken seriously.
Posted by: LASue at June 23, 2020 01:49 PM (Ed8Zd)

I doubt that anyone really believes it anyway. It's all Fascist News Filler.

Posted by: tubal at June 23, 2020 01:51 PM (bCLt0)

231 BTBTBSLM

Black Teenage Big Titty Buttslut Lives Matter

Posted by: You Just Won't Say It at June 23, 2020 01:51 PM (lc1NB)

232 Noose is squirrel.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 23, 2020 01:51 PM (ZLI7S)

233 I guess getting married can no longer be called "tying the knot"?

I think the Twitterverse is going to have to give us the full list of permissible speech because it's a helluva lot shorter than that other list.

Posted by: ... at June 23, 2020 01:51 PM (uEbPt)

234 193 The Clove Hitch is a damn good one to know too.

Definitely a Top 5 Knot.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 23, 2020 01:46 PM (FtO5h)
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I'll add Bowline. Like someone mentioned above: Rabbit comes out of the hole, rabbit goes around the tree, rabbit goes back into the hole. Got it Chief.

Posted by: WisRich at June 23, 2020 01:51 PM (G0vdT)

235 NASCAR hates America.

Posted by: MAGA at June 23, 2020 01:51 PM (bloh/)

236 "You can get it all done with about 3 knots."

That's way too slow. I want to do about 30 knots.
Posted by: Chris M at June 23, 2020 01:48 PM


^^^ This guy gets it.

Posted by: Zombie ADM Burke at June 23, 2020 01:51 PM (ejd/p)

237 >Say what? Nooses are used to hang people, so they have to slip.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada


those multiple coils of rope in a proper hangman's noose are meant to snap against the base of the condemned's skull at the end of the drop, breaking the neck and spinal cord

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 23, 2020 01:51 PM (iTXRQ)

238 I've never seen the movie. Anything with Will Ferrell in it causes a significant loss of brain cells.

So.....the Highlander winning the Oscar for best movie evah joke is going over your head?

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 23, 2020 01:51 PM (D4w0N)

239 I refer to the original American camping manual, Horace Kephart's venerable Camping & Woodcraft.

And damn, there are a lot of knots for a ton of different applications. Luckily, knowing only 6-8 key ones is enough for general purposes these days. Kephart has bottle cap ties and mail ties and pack ties and about sixty hitches...it just goes on!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 23, 2020 01:51 PM (FtO5h)

240 It is absurdist theater.

They copy the fantasy of some Hollywood guy from jersey.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at June 23, 2020 01:51 PM (nRWPy)

241 Did they really do this? Why the hell did the racer accept the new position that he hadn't earned? What's the point?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 23, 2020 01:37 PM (hYcqw)

Please stop with the "Bubba got pushed to the front by the benevolent co racers" meme.
I said this this morning and here it is again. I watched the race yesterday. Talladega is a super speedway that requires bump drafting to move up positions. Bump drafting is where due to speed and air currents, you push the guy in front of you ( yes, the front of your car is up against his rear bumper) and in turn the air moving over his car creates a kind of suction that pulls you along. Talladega will get an entire line of cars( often manufacturers such as Ford or Chevy will have their respective teams work together to perform these manuevers early in the race) all bump drafting together. Talladega normally has three lines of cars doing this, trying to move up in position. You can't keep bump drafting in the turns or you'll turn someone and crash them. You all have to back off of each other's bumpers. Then resume it out of the corners. When that happens it's not simultaneous. Wallace was fourth in the outside line yesterday during the race and the line ended up pushing him forward into first for about half a lap, then the inside line was able to overtake them. Guys switch lines back and forth often, their spotters up in the stands will constantly be making deals with other drivers to allow them to bump draft off of them for whatever advantage they have at the time.

This is why Talladega is notorious for having BIG wrecks, involving a lot of cars and yesterday it happened in the waning moments of the race, necessitating an overtime restart of green white checker flag. ( Three laps). Even the end lap had a big wreck and the third place driver finished the race going backwards over the finish line.

There was no coordinated effort to push Wallace to the front.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 23, 2020 01:51 PM (4lz+j)

242 This is my shocked face.

I wish there was a betting site I could profit from the gullables on the certainty of this being a hoax or just plain stupidity.

Posted by: SkylerKat at June 23, 2020 01:52 PM (SXIn9)

243 Noose is squirrel.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 23, 2020 01:51 PM


*golf clap*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 23, 2020 01:52 PM (ejd/p)

244 those multiple coils of rope in a proper hangman's noose are meant to snap against the base of the condemned's skull at the end of the drop, breaking the neck and spinal cord
Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 23, 2020 01:51 PM (iTXRQ)

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^ This guy gets it.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 23, 2020 01:52 PM (8XRCm)

245 Nooses are adjustable. Mooses aren't.

Posted by: David Carradine at June 23, 2020 01:52 PM (32cLb)

246 >>That's way too slow. I want to do about 30 knots.


You'll lose your side planers and your downrig at those speeds.

Posted by: garrett at June 23, 2020 01:52 PM (k6hOY)

247 Also, Wallace should lose his ride and his sponsors. He pushed this narrative hard and likely knew it was A hoax

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 23, 2020 01:52 PM (nGJVz)

248 I guess getting married can no longer be called "tying the knot"?

I think the Twitterverse is going to have to give us the full list of permissible speech because it's a helluva lot shorter than that other list.
Posted by: ... at June 23, 2020 01:51 PM (uEbPt)


Here's the list:

Orange
Man
Bad

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 23, 2020 01:52 PM (AiZBA)

249 Days of ThBlunder
Posted by: Count de Monet


Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 23, 2020 01:52 PM (L6ZYH)

250 I don't know the last time I saw a "real" noose incident.

But let's be clear here - if someone ties a noose and leaves it for someone it is meant to intimidate. Threats are bad, mmmkay...

It is not clear that there was a noose here. There was a report of a noose, and not by the guy that supposedly the noose would have been meant to threaten. It's a noose by proxy. A proxy noose.

A proxy noose that we have no photos of, and in a heavy security area, no documentation of who left it.

So we have a fake proxy noose.

Fabulous.

Posted by: commenter, snarky, 1 each at June 23, 2020 01:53 PM (ZfRYq)

251 Remember when being on top of the world was owning a Chick Fil A next to a NASCAR track?

Don't know anyone who would go to either now.

Posted by: jwest at June 23, 2020 01:53 PM (mrrpT)

252 Heh. NooseCAR.

I am so stealing that.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at June 23, 2020 01:53 PM (HaL55)

253 Black Teenage Big Titty Buttslut Lives Matter


You have bern going through Ace's internet history, eh?

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 23, 2020 01:53 PM (D4w0N)

254 During a closed weekend where Nascar isn't scheduled to run for a while......It jumped racing series?

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 23, 2020 01:38 PM (Zz0t1)



I haven't been there since it was Sears Point. Put it this way - it's out in the boonies and freaking next door to Marin County/Sonoma. The only difference between them and Berkeley is there's more money in the former.

The next race there isn't until the middle of July, last one was over a week ago, Toyota/Sav Mart limpathon.

Posted by: clutch cargo at June 23, 2020 01:53 PM (8B6Ng)

255
So.......

Is Larry-ette homophobic AND racist???

Posted by: fixerupper at June 23, 2020 01:53 PM (8XRCm)

256 We had a real moose incident recently. One took a tour of the town.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 23, 2020 01:53 PM (FtO5h)

257 "I hope Ben Shapiro's proud of his ability to tweet out Hot Garbage Takes without an ATTOSECOND of reflection or restraint."


Attosecond

An attosecond is 1x10^-18 of a second (one quintillionth of a second). For context, an attosecond is to a second what a second is to about 31.71 billion years.

Holy shit, this ace fellow certainly Loves Science Sexually.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 23, 2020 01:53 PM (BM2fS)

258 "242 This is my shocked face.

I wish there was a betting site I could profit from the gullables on the certainty of this being a hoax or just plain stupidity."

Can you give odds when there is a 100 percent certainty of outcome?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 23, 2020 01:53 PM (puu6v)

259 Regardless of
whether federal charges can be brought, this type of action has no
place in our society."



The good old FBI. Go after Antifa for the destruction they've done? Nah. Look into noose hoaxes and guys in Hawaiian shirts
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 23, 2020 01:47 PM (2y8Y5)

"This type of action..." =

[ ] Closing a garage door.
[ ] Using a rope, ever, for anything.
[X] Turning every mundane event into a racist screech fest.









Posted by: LASue at June 23, 2020 01:53 PM (Ed8Zd)

260 I honestly can't even follow this but the "reports" seem so vague and removed from reality it should have never been taken seriously.
Posted by: LASue at June 23, 2020 01:49 PM (Ed8Zd)

It's not the truth of the matter, but the seriousness of the charge. The fact that anyone could even *believe* this happened in 2020 is all the indictment we need against America's legacy of hate. It's like we never left Jim Crow.

Posted by: ... at June 23, 2020 01:54 PM (uEbPt)

261 Duke had a noose and a banana peel crisis. Neither was a thing.

Embarrassing.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at June 23, 2020 01:54 PM (nRWPy)

262 They wouldn't call it a knot if you were supposed to do it.

Also, "Bubba" is a KKK name.

Posted by: Hillz the Wonder Beast at June 23, 2020 01:54 PM (+y/Ru)

263 Time to start washing some feet there NooseCar

Posted by: Pliney at June 23, 2020 01:54 PM (LfRtS)

264 Maybe we should invent out own sports. If they're not going to cater to our demographic anymore, then there's an under-served market segment looking for new entertainment products..

I'm sure we can come up with some kind of new game.

Posted by: Cato, Academia Delenda Est at June 23, 2020 01:54 PM (J+mig)

265 Not many people know how to tie an actual noose.

Posted by: Toad-O at June 23, 2020 01:54 PM (xrY1T)

266 multiple coils of rope in a proper hangman's noose are meant to snap against the base of the condemned's skull at the end of the drop, breaking the neck and spinal cord
Posted by: DB- just DB

--

Yes, I know, but the knot has to slip to go over the head of the condemned and then be snugged around the neck.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 23, 2020 01:55 PM (kA3Cp)

267 I won't miss Nascar. They lost me with the phony, carved-up 'stages' instead of just racing. bye-bye

Posted by: zeera Moron Author at June 23, 2020 01:55 PM (zUdXR)

268 Are we still allowed to tell people to "hang in there"?

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 23, 2020 01:55 PM (xPl2J)

269 Why do these "conservative pundits" constantly try to score in our own goal and then whip out their micro dicks in celebration when they do?

Posted by: Two Weeks From Eating Low Carb Cheese Puffs at June 23, 2020 01:55 PM (+dsLj)

270 I only cone here for the Ricky Bobby refetences.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 23, 2020 01:47 PM (D4w0N)

I've never seen the movie. Anything with Will Ferrell in it causes a significant loss of brain cells.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 23, 2020 01:50 PM (Zz0t1)


Like with Chris Farley, finding out he's dead is the only way he could make me smile.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 23, 2020 01:55 PM (y7DUB)

271 Just the tip...and only for an attosecond, I promise.

Posted by: fly at June 23, 2020 01:55 PM (2M/TV)

272 What about "hang loose"?

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 23, 2020 01:55 PM (xPl2J)

273 Black Teenage Big Titty Buttslut Lives Matter


You have bern going through Ace's internet history, eh?
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 23, 2020 01:53 PM


I've seen things, man...

*shudders*

Posted by: Ace's Browser at June 23, 2020 01:55 PM (ejd/p)

274 Regardless of whether federal charges can be brought, this type of action has no place in our society."

-
Sounds like Big Velcro is behind this.

Posted by: Hillz the Wonder Beast at June 23, 2020 01:55 PM (+y/Ru)

275 "... if they want to be on TV, they have to go along with this race-baiting crap because CHINA does not want Trump reelected."

CHINA ... is a big influence ... NBA, Hollywood ... big market share in China, so they bow and suck to China demands, even before releasing movies. Hans Gruber gets no such support from Germany ... no doubt the German crime syndicates would prefer less coverage ... Russian mobsters don't fare too well in movies either. Some Muslims show up as terrorists, but that too is "balanced" with good Muslims usually.


But white Trump voters, all Racist and Deplorable, to be thrown in the dust bin of history, unless CorpAmerica can shame them and cancel them into submission.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 23, 2020 01:55 PM (Cus5s)

276 Like with Chris Farley, finding out he's dead is the only way he could make me smile.
Posted by: Captain Hate at June 23, 2020 01:55 PM (y7DUB)

You didn't like Tommy Boy?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 23, 2020 01:55 PM (ifmtJ)

277 Paid sports are dead to me, for a number of years now. No longer amusing.

Posted by: tubal at June 23, 2020 01:55 PM (bCLt0)

278 Not many people know how to tie an actual noose.

Posted by: Toad-O

--

IIRC, the last certified hangman died in the 1950s.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 23, 2020 01:56 PM (kA3Cp)

279 OMIGAWD!!!!!!


SOMEBODY PUT A FUCKING NOOSE ON MY ATTIC STAIRS.

EEEK!!!
Posted by: fixerupper at June 23, 2020 01:32 PM (8XRCm)


----------


OH NOES!!!!!!

THERES A COOL WHIP IN MY FRIDGE TOO!!!!!!


*sobs*

Posted by: fixerupper at June 23, 2020 01:56 PM (8XRCm)

280 213 There's an update at Cons. Tree house on this:

https://tinyurl.com/y7u45o4m

Also scroll through CTH'S first thread about this and find the tweets from Auto Weekly idiot, Matt Weaver, and how he 'interpreted' the response he got from NASCAR on this thread:

https://tinyurl.com/y7u45o4m
Posted by: Tami at June 23, 2020 01:48 PM (cF8AT)

ROFL! They've got it nailed!!! This is almost as much fun as when amateurs on the net proved that the GWB TANG letter was a forgery.

Now NASCAR has got a real problem - they are invested into pushing the RAYCISS!!! angle, but everyone who wants to already has proof that it's a hoax. Now they don't dare show the actual "noose", because those at CTH have already showed us exactly what it looks like.

And i note that they now admit that Bubba Wallace never actually saw it so my guess is confirmed, he's just a clueless dupe being used for the scam, and he'll be cut off and kicked out of the club if he doesn't do exactly what he's told to do.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 23, 2020 01:56 PM (Kpl3J)

281 Say what? Nooses are used to hang people, so they have to slip.

Posted by: Vashta Neruda

Smart Right Wing Military Hate Site discusses the proper way to tie noises!

Posted by: ... at June 23, 2020 01:56 PM (uEbPt)

282 I am very jealous of Ben.

He probably has some of the best motorboat sessions ever.

Posted by: Gunslinger at June 23, 2020 01:56 PM (R2gO3)

283 Also, Wallace should lose his ride and his sponsors. He pushed this narrative hard and likely knew it was A hoax
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 23, 2020 01:52 PM (nGJVz)


He has been to that track multiple times over the past couple years of his career. Those loops have been in the garages for the ENTIRE TIME. He never noticed nor said anything.

He likely didn't notice again this weekend, but one of his millennial idiot crew members saw it, cut it and went SCREAMING to NASCAR. It was decided almost IMMEDIATELY that they had to blame the "racist south" and push the narrative.

That makes 'Bubba' a useful, half black, idiot.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 23, 2020 01:56 PM (Zz0t1)

284 Nascar's entire existence is to race.

RACE!!!

There must be something there that's racist.

Posted by: LASue at June 23, 2020 01:56 PM (Ed8Zd)

285 I guess shibari rope work is right out, now?

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 23, 2020 01:56 PM (q1Pj5)

286 What about "hang loose"?
Posted by: Mark1971
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Racist!!!

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at June 23, 2020 01:56 PM (UUBmN)

287 Not many people know how to tie an actual noose.

Posted by: Toad-O


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Thirteen wraps with a sisal rope is..... hard.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 23, 2020 01:56 PM (8XRCm)

288 Afternoon.

So I hear Ace needs a new piece of shit work computer?

More on topic, Ben needs to get off Twatter and go back to pwning college students with FACTS and LOGIC! That was always fun.

Posted by: Robert at June 23, 2020 01:56 PM (JsLiN)

289 Oh I love it when autocorrect fucks up a punchline. My favorite thing.

Autocorrect is worse than a noose.

Posted by: ... at June 23, 2020 01:56 PM (uEbPt)

290 Holy shit, this ace fellow certainly Loves Science Sexually.


But not in a gay way... more like a Viking.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 23, 2020 01:56 PM (D4w0N)

291 Hang Ten!


Posted by: Surf Nazis at June 23, 2020 01:57 PM (xrY1T)

292 I coiled some rope this morning.

Posted by: Hillary at June 23, 2020 01:57 PM (LfRtS)

293 https://www.nascar.com/officialsponsors



Posted by: clutch cargo at June 23, 2020 01:47 PM (8B6Ng)
====
Almost a complete strike out there too.
As close as I come, I do use KN products but have them on all my cars so don't need another one. Mobil ! I use but got a great deal and bought 8 cases a couple years ago. That will keep my in oil changes for at least 5 years. I have a F250 but bought it used and just don't pay for Ford/Motorcraft parts.
YETI, RYFKM, boycotted 2 years ago and saved hundreds of dollars by going with less expensive competitors.


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 23, 2020 01:57 PM (pw+jk)

294 Light travels about 30 nanometers in 1 attosecond.

Posted by: Chris M at June 23, 2020 01:57 PM (eAZVt)

295 They wouldn't call it a knot if you were supposed to do it.

Also, "Bubba" is a KKK name.
Posted by: Hillz the Wonder Beast at June 23, 2020 01:54 PM (+y/Ru)

His real name is Darrel Wallace. When his sister was a toddler she couldn't pronounce Darrel , it came out Bubba and the nickname stuck.
Two year olds aren't normally involved in the KKK.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 23, 2020 01:57 PM (4lz+j)

296 278 Not many people know how to tie an actual noose.

Posted by: Toad-O
--
IIRC, the last certified hangman died in the 1950s.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 23, 2020 01:56 PM (kA3Cp)

I remember some cowboy show showing how it was supposed to have 13 loops around the main cord to be a real hangman's noose. Kids in the 60's needed to be taught that kind of thing, you know.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 23, 2020 01:57 PM (Kpl3J)

297 JackStraw

I hear they're going to rename your state because racist.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 23, 2020 01:57 PM (sGotD)

298 Maybe we should invent out own sports. If they're not going to cater to our demographic anymore, then there's an under-served market segment looking for new entertainment products..

I'm sure we can come up with some kind of new game.
Posted by: Cato, Academia Delenda Est at June 23, 2020 01:54 PM (J+mig)


Cornholing.

Posted by: Shep! at June 23, 2020 01:58 PM (AiZBA)

299 Nascar's entire existence is to race.

RACE!!!

There must be something there that's racist.
Posted by: LASue at June 23, 2020 01:56 PM (Ed8Zd)

And always going left.

Left, left, left, all day long.

Posted by: Robert at June 23, 2020 01:58 PM (JsLiN)

300 Actually the fact that my autocorrect changes noose to noise may be the most accurate summary of where we *really* are right now.

Posted by: ... at June 23, 2020 01:58 PM (uEbPt)

301 In the Land of Velcro, the man who can tie a bow is King.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at June 23, 2020 01:58 PM (HaL55)

302 I coiled some rope this morning.
Posted by: Hillary at June 23, 2020 01:57 PM (LfRtS)
++++++++++++++
That's what she says, but I'm pretty sure it was actually turds.

Posted by: Huma at June 23, 2020 01:58 PM (hYcqw)

303 I guess shibari rope work is right out, now?
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 23, 2020 01:56 PM


This is one of those things I don't want to look up, isn't it?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 23, 2020 01:58 PM (ejd/p)

304


I was wondering just how, with something like NASCAR where they are super worried about cheating and all that, that a fucking noose of all things would be hanging in a garage.

Was it like some huge noose with a goddamned gallows and a sign that says "WE ARE GONNA HANG THE BLACK CAR DRIVER NOW. SIGNED BUBBA AND LEE ROY." Is that what it looked like?

Or was it like a big shrine of a noose with rebel flags, Johnny Rebel and David Lee Coe CDs with small matchboxes of the General Lee all arranged around it?

Or did someone get a fucking ladder out, figure out how to tie a huge rope around something that would support a race car driver, then tie a noose, then be all lying in wait to hang that race car driver, in a highly secure NASCAR garage, where security is taken seriously?

Why not just burn a fucking cross in his yard? Wouldn't that seem to be a lot easier?

The media sucks.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at June 23, 2020 01:58 PM (lg/F7)

305 You didn't like Tommy Boy?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 23, 2020 01:55 PM (ifmtJ)


My interest in seeing it was nonexistent.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 23, 2020 01:58 PM (y7DUB)

306 Hang Ten!


Posted by: Surf Nazis
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Racist!!!

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at June 23, 2020 01:58 PM (UUBmN)

307 "247 Also, Wallace should lose his ride and his sponsors. He pushed this narrative hard and likely knew it was A hoax"

Wallace is NASCAR's Kaepernick: a washed out never-was. To be fair, though, Colin never staged a Jussie Smollett-style race hoax.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 23, 2020 01:58 PM (puu6v)

308

Wanna bet Nascar and everyone involved knows this is complete BS but will never admit to it even if there is video of whoever did the hoax?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 23, 2020 01:59 PM (2y8Y5)

309 297 JackStraw

I hear they're going to rename your state because racist.
Posted by: IrishEi at June 23, 2020 01:57 PM (sGotD)

Peruvia is racist??

Posted by: tubal at June 23, 2020 01:59 PM (bCLt0)

310 Left, left, left, all day long.
Posted by: Robert at June 23, 2020 01:58 PM (JsLiN)

except for 3 times each year

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 23, 2020 01:59 PM (JFO2v)

311 Talladega Nights actually is pretty funny.

Yes, Hamilton has already made a big stink about racism in F1 and told his fellow drivers that their silence on social media means they agree with racists, etc. He also flipped his shit over some fake quotations from Helmut Marko. He deleted the post in question when he found out they were fake. Not sure if he apologized.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at June 23, 2020 01:59 PM (rWZ8Y)

312 He likely didn't notice again this weekend, but one of his millennial idiot crew members saw it, cut it and went SCREAMING to NASCAR. It was decided almost IMMEDIATELY that they had to blame the "racist south" and push the narrative.

That makes 'Bubba' a useful, half black, idiot.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 23, 2020 01:56 PM (Zz0t1)

Drivers are not permitted in the garages right now due to Covid. They have to walk directly from their motorhomes to the track where they get in the car while it is being driven to their place in line for the start. He wouldn't have even seen any of the pulls.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 23, 2020 01:59 PM (4lz+j)

313 303 I guess shibari rope work is right out, now?
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 23, 2020 01:56 PM

This is one of those things I don't want to look up, isn't it?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 23, 2020 01:58 PM (ejd/p)

Depends on what you're into.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 23, 2020 01:59 PM (NWiLs)

314 Maybe we should invent out own sports. If they're
not going to cater to our demographic anymore, then there's an
under-served market segment looking for new entertainment products..



I'm sure we can come up with some kind of new game.

Posted by: Cato, Academia Delenda Est at June 23, 2020 01:54 PM (J+mig)


Calvinball on the Ocho!

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 23, 2020 01:59 PM (q1Pj5)

315 Jen the push reference is to all drivers and crew pushing the Wallace car onto the track and to the front of the field, not the actual race action

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 23, 2020 01:59 PM (nFRLh)

316 Why do these "conservative pundits" constantly try to score in our own goal and then whip out their micro dicks in celebration when they do?
Posted by: Two Weeks From Eating Low Carb Cheese Puffs


Orange man bad and One day, someday the media will love them.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 23, 2020 01:59 PM (L6ZYH)

317 Wallace is NASCAR's Kaepernick: a washed out never-was. To be fair, though, Colin never staged a Jussie Smollett-style race hoax.


When I get signed again, it's first on the agenda!!!

Posted by: THE_ColinK at June 23, 2020 02:00 PM (j9HX3)

318 305 You didn't like Tommy Boy?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 23, 2020 01:55 PM (ifmtJ)

My interest in seeing it was nonexistent.
Posted by: Captain Hate at June 23, 2020 01:58 PM (y7DUB)

Well I won't sell it too hard, it's dumb but it has Brian Dennehey and Bo Derek in it as well as David Spade mocking Farley through most of it.

It's the only watchable Chris Farley movie, IMO

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 23, 2020 02:00 PM (ifmtJ)

319 I'm sure we can come up with some kind of new game.
Posted by: Cato, Academia Delenda Est at June 23, 2020 01:54 PM (J+mig)


BASEketball.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at June 23, 2020 02:00 PM (GbPPJ)

320

dammit!

Posted by: Barrel Black Orchid at June 23, 2020 02:00 PM (j9HX3)

321 I really hope fans who bother to buy tickets to NASCAL, NFL, whatever, make the events untenable with throwing things, threatening things, and disrupting things.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 23, 2020 02:00 PM (puu6v)

322 Damn Italicans

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 23, 2020 02:00 PM (ifmtJ)

323 seriously I should just keep working lol

Posted by: Barrel Black Orchid at June 23, 2020 02:00 PM (j9HX3)

324
To be fair, though, Colin never staged a Jussie Smollett-style race hoax.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 23, 2020 01:58 PM


Yet

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 23, 2020 02:00 PM (01SB0)

325 Are we still allowed to tell people to "hang in there"?

Posted by: Mark1971


Sure, but whatever you do, don't ever say "The Jig Is Up!"

Posted by: Sharkman at June 23, 2020 02:00 PM (BM2fS)

326 Also, Wallace should lose his ride and his sponsors. He pushed this narrative hard and likely knew it was A hoax
Posted by: Wyatt Earp

I'd settle for an apology.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 23, 2020 02:01 PM (+y/Ru)

327 319 I'm sure we can come up with some kind of new game.
Posted by: Cato, Academia Delenda Est at June 23, 2020 01:54 PM (J+mig)

BASEketball.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at June 23, 2020 02:00 PM (GbPPJ)

With the BASEketball cheerleaders plz

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 23, 2020 02:01 PM (ifmtJ)

328 Talledega Nights is funny until Sascha Baron Cohen shows up.

He pretty much ruins the movie.

Up until that point it was pissing excellence.

Posted by: commenter, snarky, 1 each at June 23, 2020 02:01 PM (ZfRYq)

329 >>I hear they're going to rename your state because racist.

wut?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 23, 2020 02:01 PM (ZLI7S)

330 So now that nascar has called their fan base the worst thing ever "racist" I'm sure the leftists and millennials will make up for the old fan base. Do they still teach the "New Coke Fiasco" in business school or is it the "New Coke Brilliance" now.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 23, 2020 02:01 PM (pw+jk)

331 >Yes, I know, but the knot has to slip to go over the head of the condemned and then be snugged around the neck.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada


yes- I'm not debating that at all- we regret the confusion

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 23, 2020 02:01 PM (iTXRQ)

332 Posted by: Barrel Black Orchid at June 23, 2020 02:00 PM (j9HX3)

--------

You're not coming here for just the barrel are you??


~Just the punchline

Posted by: fixerupper at June 23, 2020 02:01 PM (8XRCm)

333
Wallace is NASCAR's Kaepernick: a washed out never-was. To be fair, though, Colin never staged a Jussie Smollett-style race hoax.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 23, 2020 01:58 PM (puu6v)


Not to defend ANYTHING Kaepernick, but he DID compete for a championship once. Wallace, not so much.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 23, 2020 02:01 PM (Zz0t1)

334 Damn Italicans
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 23, 2020 02:00 PM (ifmtJ)


That's racist.

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 23, 2020 02:01 PM (AiZBA)

335 I would also like to retract my earlier tweet about finding a pair of nooses in my sisters laundry basket. Turns out it was just one of her bras Sorry about that

Posted by: Ben Shapiro at June 23, 2020 02:01 PM (8Tsjq)

336 Was it like some huge noose with a goddamned gallows and a sign that says "WE ARE GONNA HANG THE BLACK CAR DRIVER NOW. SIGNED BUBBA AND LEE ROY." Is that what it looked like?

Or was it like a big shrine of a noose with rebel flags, Johnny Rebel and David Lee Coe CDs with small matchboxes of the General Lee all arranged around it?

Or did someone get a fucking ladder out, figure out how to tie a huge rope around something that would support a race car driver, then tie a noose, then be all lying in wait to hang that race car driver, in a highly secure NASCAR garage, where security is taken seriously?

Why not just burn a fucking cross in his yard? Wouldn't that seem to be a lot easier?

The media sucks.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller
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LOL!!!

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at June 23, 2020 02:01 PM (UUBmN)

337 Just saw a quote from an interview with this Wallace guy - is he particularly stupid, or just standard issue sports stupid?

Anyway, what a dumb POS he is. He said people who doubt this ridiculous story are "simple" and don't want "change".

My gawd. There apparently is no limit to the cretinization of the country, and the virulence of the racism of garbage like Wallace.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 23, 2020 02:01 PM (El6T/)

338 Not buying any employee, driver or anyone's excuse for this. If you are working in the garage you know how the doors work and have seen "nooses" this before.

Posted by: Picric at June 23, 2020 02:02 PM (nonGu)

339 ANYWAY! I'll be in the barrel, classing it up for you guys

Posted by: BlackOrchidOfPrivilege at June 23, 2020 02:02 PM (j9HX3)

340 Also, Wallace should lose his ride and his sponsors. He pushed this narrative hard and likely knew it was A hoax

Posted by: Wyatt Earp



I'd settle for an apology.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 23, 2020 02:01 PM (+y/Ru)

===
I won't. New Rules.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 23, 2020 02:02 PM (pw+jk)

341 Why do these "conservative pundits" constantly try to score in our own goal and then whip out their micro dicks in celebration when they do?
Posted by: Two Weeks From Eating Low Carb Cheese Puffs at June 23, 2020 01:55 PM (+dsLj)

Because that's what they're paid to do.

Posted by: ... at June 23, 2020 02:02 PM (uEbPt)

342 339 ANYWAY! I'll be in the barrel, classing it up for you guys
Posted by: BlackOrchidOfPrivilege at June 23, 2020 02:02 PM (j9HX3)

Take a look at the window treatments, would ya?

Posted by: tubal at June 23, 2020 02:03 PM (bCLt0)

343 BASEketball was the shit!

Tommy was also freakin' hilarious!

Made back in the day when comedies were funny and not insufferable and preachy.

Posted by: Robert at June 23, 2020 02:03 PM (JsLiN)

344 334 Damn Italicans
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 23, 2020 02:00 PM (ifmtJ)

That's racist.
Posted by: DR.WTF at June 23, 2020 02:01 PM (AiZBA)

Oh hell, now I'M the worst

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 23, 2020 02:03 PM (ifmtJ)

345 Yes- whoever came up with NOOSCAR is genius

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 23, 2020 02:03 PM (iTXRQ)

346 Yes, I know, but the knot has to slip to go over the head of the condemned and then be snugged around the neck.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada


yes- I'm not debating that at all- we regret the confusion
Posted by: DB
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You 2 sure know a lot about nooses and hanging people. Are your real names Bubba and Leroy, by chance???

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at June 23, 2020 02:03 PM (UUBmN)

347 Johnny Rebel and David Lee Coe CDs

you never even called me by my name...

Posted by: David Allan Coe at June 23, 2020 02:03 PM (cG+eD)

348 Jen the push reference is to all drivers and crew pushing the Wallace car onto the track and to the front of the field, not the actual race action
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 23, 2020 01:59 PM (nFRLh)

Thanks for clarifying. ESPN this morning stated that the drivers pushed Wallace to the front of the pack during the race, as did a story on Breitbart, it was their headline. ESPN never gets it right because of agenda, Breitbart just plain screws up by having people write articles they don't know anything about.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 23, 2020 02:03 PM (4lz+j)

349 Have we had Fake But Accurate from anyone yet? I love the "but we still need to have the discussion" bit.

Posted by: ... at June 23, 2020 02:03 PM (uEbPt)

350 307 "247 Also, Wallace should lose his ride and his sponsors. He pushed this narrative hard and likely knew it was A hoax"

Wallace is NASCAR's Kaepernick: a washed out never-was. To be fair, though, Colin never staged a Jussie Smollett-style race hoax.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 23, 2020 01:58 PM (puu6v)

The reason Wallace is guaranteed protection - he has the most simple defense of all, "But NASCAR told me to say it!!!"

I knew a woman once who had committed blatant perjury in writing in a case, and it was proven - she was trying to get some ex-boyfriend jailed. She should have been charged, but wasn't because her defense was "I never wrote that statement, the police lieutenant wrote that and got me to sign it, I didn't even know what was in it." And that was the sad truth.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 23, 2020 02:03 PM (Kpl3J)

351 what the hell is going to happen to the America's Cup race?!?!!

it's noose city around sailing

Posted by: BlackOrchidOfPrivilege at June 23, 2020 02:03 PM (j9HX3)

352 I'm wondering if NASCAR knew it was a dubious claim but couldn't question any of the facts because of today's political climate so they decided to hand it off to the FBI and let them take heat when they eventually debunk it.

It would be something if it was someone from his own crew.

Posted by: WisRich at June 23, 2020 02:04 PM (G0vdT)

353 >ANYWAY! I'll be in the barrel, classing it up for you guys
Posted by: BlackOrchidOfPrivilege


maybe some new magazines

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 23, 2020 02:04 PM (iTXRQ)

354
I don't know the last time I saw a "real" noose incident.



Posted by: commenter, snarky, 1 each at June 23, 2020 01:53 PM


2014 is the last one I know about. Dumbass frat guys at Ole Miss put one on the statue of James Meredith.

Posted by: Bert G at June 23, 2020 02:04 PM (EbdyZ)

355 Two year olds aren't normally involved in the KKK.

Two year olds are especially involved in the KKK. Diapers are white for a reason. A very racist reason.

Posted by: Talcum X - Huggies Oppress My People at June 23, 2020 02:04 PM (H5knJ)

356 Tanned, rested, and ready to race!

Posted by: Willy T. Ribs at June 23, 2020 02:05 PM (q1Pj5)

357 "337 Just saw a quote from an interview with this Wallace guy - is he particularly stupid, or just standard issue sports stupid?

Anyway, what a dumb POS he is. He said people who doubt this ridiculous story are "simple" and don't want "change".

My gawd. There apparently is no limit to the cretinization of the country, and the virulence of the racism of garbage like Wallace."

It's racist to believe your lying eyes.

I really hope this dude's life is ruined and NASCAR shitcans him to try, unsuccessfully, to salvage their moronic "sport."

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 23, 2020 02:05 PM (puu6v)

358 Sailing?

That's like super white privilege sport.

Banned.

Posted by: commenter, snarky, 1 each at June 23, 2020 02:05 PM (ZfRYq)

359 So, movies showing the hangman applying the noose and tightening it around their neck is FALSE?

Huh......
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 23, 2020 01:45 PM (Zz0t1)

Hangmen adjust the noose in order to ensure a clean break of the neck. Strangling the condemned is unprofessional. Truth is, when it's done correctly, hanging is more humane and certainly much faster than gas, needle, or electric chair.

Posted by: troyriser at June 23, 2020 02:05 PM (pr6Sg)

360 Peruvia is racist??
Posted by: tubal at June 23, 2020 01:59 PM (bCLt0)
~~~~~

Peruvia Plantation

Posted by: IrishEi at June 23, 2020 02:05 PM (sGotD)

361 You 2 sure know a lot about nooses and hanging people.

--------

If current trends continue, a qualified training cadre will be a nice asset.

Posted by: Undocumented at June 23, 2020 02:05 PM (Y08Vx)

362 You 2 sure know a lot about nooses and hanging people. Are your real names Bubba and Leroy, by chance???
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at June 23, 2020 02:03 PM (UUBmN)

Lets just hope it's not Carradine.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 23, 2020 02:05 PM (Kpl3J)

363 It's the only watchable Chris Farley movie, IMO
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 23, 2020 02:00 PM (ifmtJ)


Honestly you sold it pretty well...

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 23, 2020 02:06 PM (y7DUB)

364
I don't know the last time I saw a "real" noose incident.


-------

Well..... that wasnt a Hattori Hanzo sword I had in my hand.

Posted by: David Carridine at June 23, 2020 02:06 PM (8XRCm)

365
I haven't been there since it was Sears Point. Put it this way - it's out in the boonies and freaking next door to Marin County/Sonoma. The only difference between them and Berkeley is there's more money in the former.

The next race there isn't until the middle of July, last one was over a week ago, Toyota/Sav Mart limpathon.
Posted by: clutch cargo at June 23, 2020 01:53 PM (8B6Ng)







Old high school buddy of mine used to race motorcycles at Sears Point. Used to take road trips with him all the time. He had one of those anemic 2 cyl Kawasaki Ninja 500Rs in the early 90s, and the way the amateur classes were set up at the time, he had to race in the 600cc class with all the 4 cyl 600s. The other guys LITERALLY laughed at the pudgy little Mexican on his beginner bike. Until they actually had to race against him.

Jay was simply... fearless. And he'd been riding since he was about 4 years old. So he'd dust the majority of the field on a regular basis. He'd usually come in 2nd, because horsepower matters, but they soon learned not to underestimate him.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 23, 2020 02:06 PM (ayQjc)

366 JS

I read or heard this morning that there was movement to change the name because of the terribly racist Providence Plantation part.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 23, 2020 02:06 PM (sGotD)

367 Hangmen adjust the noose in order to ensure a clean break of the neck. Strangling the condemned is unprofessional. Truth is, when it's done correctly, hanging is more humane and certainly much faster than gas, needle, or electric chair.

----

I suppose drawing and quartering is unfashionable now.

Posted by: Undocumented at June 23, 2020 02:07 PM (Y08Vx)

368 I really hope this dude's life is ruined and NASCAR shitcans him to try, unsuccessfully, to salvage their moronic "sport."
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 23, 2020 02:05 PM (puu6v)

Ha, that will never happen. Mr.Jen and I both said during the race that no one better wreck Wallace because they'll be suspended and probably fired by sponsors for this "deliberate racist action".

Posted by: Jen the original at June 23, 2020 02:07 PM (4lz+j)

369 This is....... Problematic.
You see, the brothers and I were cleaning in the pappymayhem workshop. There we found all sorts of rope. Old rope, new rope, twine type rope, nylon rope. Lotsa rope. I brung some of the old natural fiber stuff home.

Clearly this means I am a racist who intends to noose with extreme glee.
However shall I atone for this?

Hint... I would be more inclined to apologize and atone for using the word brung in this post.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 23, 2020 02:07 PM (myjNJ)

370 So all these NASCAR people never noticed that the noose was a door pulley that they've seen a thousand times on each garage door? When the idiot went screaming to mgmt. no one went down to the garage and said, "Show us what you saw and where you saw it." Hmmmmmm...once again the demand for racism far exceeds the supply.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 23, 2020 02:07 PM (COzlW)

371
I remember some cowboy show showing how it was supposed to have 13 loops around the main cord to be a real hangman's noose. Kids in the 60's needed to be taught that kind of thing, you know.
----
7 or 13, I can't recall.

But, I do recall the reason: So it slips tight. Also, I think it aids in the neck-breaking with the proper drop.

Posted by: RoyalOil at June 23, 2020 02:07 PM (aO8Gd)

372 Maybe if we have rope use taught again folks will figure out what a noose looks like.

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at June 23, 2020 02:07 PM (eMtQa)

373 https://youtu.be/Ei6O14Td89g
*******
Full video of the press conference on the topic: "New details in the case of Burisma bribe, as well as new records of conversations testifying to international corruption and the external governance of Ukraine" with English subtitles.

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 23, 2020 02:07 PM (Fju2f)

374 "330 So now that nascar has called their fan base the worst thing ever "racist" I'm sure the leftists and millennials will make up for the old fan base. Do they still teach the "New Coke Fiasco" in business school or is it the "New Coke Brilliance" now."

NASCAR thinks it can avoid fan attendance and rely on cable and broadcast television. The only demographic that watches NASCAR, generally, are the same geezers who still do over-the-air television and cable.

They are toast.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 23, 2020 02:08 PM (puu6v)

375 Hangmen adjust the noose in order to ensure a clean break of the neck. Strangling the condemned is unprofessional. Truth is, when it's done correctly, hanging is more humane and certainly much faster than gas, needle, or electric chair.
Posted by: troyriser at June 23, 2020 02:05 PM (pr6Sg)

Asterisk the comment about strangling being considered unprofessional. Some systems used "hanged by the neck until dead" as a punishment, which was deliberate strangulation.

Posted by: Cato, Academia Delenda Est at June 23, 2020 02:08 PM (J+mig)

376 I read or heard this morning that there was movement to change the name because of the terribly racist Providence Plantation part.
=====

You guys are seriously fucked up. In my time, we've learned not to fear words.

Posted by: LT Uhura at June 23, 2020 02:08 PM (vg8iE)

377 278 The last certified hangman died in the 1950's. Well, maybe here, but Saddam Hussein met somebody with old school principals.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at June 23, 2020 02:08 PM (C1Lsn)

378
maybe some new magazines
Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 23, 2020 02:04 PM (iTXRQ)

Maybe some fresh lads rags. The pages of all the Jugs magazines are all sTuck together.

Posted by: Robert at June 23, 2020 02:09 PM (JsLiN)

379 Hangmen adjust the noose in order to ensure a clean break of the neck. Strangling the condemned is unprofessional. Truth is, when it's done correctly, hanging is more humane and certainly much faster than gas, needle, or electric chair.
Posted by: troyriser at June 23, 2020 02:05 PM (pr6Sg)


Thus confirming the noose can be adjusted and is NOT locked in place.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 23, 2020 02:09 PM (Zz0t1)

380 >>I read or heard this morning that there was movement to change the name because of the terribly racist Providence Plantation part.

Well that's dumb. It has nothing to do with slavery.

Last time a name change was proposed it lost by something like 80% - 20%. Let's see if we have become dumber.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 23, 2020 02:09 PM (ZLI7S)

381 Bring me Noose and Squirrel!!

Posted by: Boris Badanoff at June 23, 2020 02:09 PM (vcOmj)

382 I really hope this dude's life is ruined and NASCAR shitcans him

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Or at least put up a statue of him.

Posted by: Undocumented at June 23, 2020 02:09 PM (Y08Vx)

383

Just you wait untill the Bass Pro Tour catches hell for using jig lines.....

Posted by: fixerupper at June 23, 2020 02:09 PM (8XRCm)

384 Atto boy, Luther!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 23, 2020 02:09 PM (aKsyK)

385 ANYWAY! I'll be in the barrel, classing it up for you guys
Posted by: BlackOrchidOfPrivilege at June 23, 2020 02:02 PM

Or you could do a Bette Davis, look around and say, "WHAT a dump."

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 23, 2020 02:10 PM (COzlW)

386 I hope AmeriKKKa can put these dark days behind it and get back to the silver age when rope was used for its proper intended purposes, like, boy scout merit badges and binding teenage runaways.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 23, 2020 02:10 PM (H5knJ)

387 Please, Dear Lord, before this hoax becomes undeniable have National Review write an editorial condemning NASCAR fans for racism.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 23, 2020 02:10 PM (puu6v)

388 203

The good old FBI. Go after Antifa for the destruction they've done? Nah. Look into noose hoaxes and guys in Hawaiian shirts
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 23, 2020 01:47 PM

As someone who frequently reviews law enforcement bulletins, I can confirm there is a LOT of concern about right wing extremists right now. Some of it seems so over-the-top that I dont know if it's true, or intel guys getting trolled by 4chan.

Just open source references (not even FOUO) talk about militias and extremists trying to instigate "bugaloo", the second inevitable civil war. Supposedly, supporters wear patches with either igloo/cold themes because big-igloo sounds like bugaloo, or Hawaiian themes because big luau sounds like bugaloo.

There are pictures of guys with Hawaiian shirts, in body armor, shooting assault rifles with captions like "boojahideen uniform". It's just crazytown. There have been a few incidents nationwide where people were caught while attempting attacks they said were in support of the "bugaloo" ideology, so it's very real to some extent.

Posted by: Anon Moron at June 23, 2020 02:10 PM (qy1p+)

389

Paying reparations would be worth it, if they had to renounce their citizenship and leave the country to get the money...

Posted by: You Just Won't Say It at June 23, 2020 02:10 PM (nDIvW)

390 Most efficient means of execution???

Posted by: tubal at June 23, 2020 02:11 PM (bCLt0)

391 Wallace should lose his ride and his sponsors. He pushed this narrative hard and likely knew it was A hoax

Posted by: Wyatt Earp



I'd settle for an apology.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 23, 2020 02:01 PM (+y/Ru)

===
I won't. New Rules.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious

Well, neither will happen so we're just counting needle-dancing angels.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 23, 2020 02:11 PM (+y/Ru)

392 Most efficient means of execution???

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Bullets >> head

Posted by: Undocumented at June 23, 2020 02:11 PM (Y08Vx)

393
I truly hope this is not true. We aren't this stupid as a society. Please tell me it hasn't gotten this bad.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! R U F K M ?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 23, 2020 02:11 PM (oVJmc)

394 If Jussie Wallace lies to the FBI, the odds he is charged for it are the same as the DOJ indicting Coming and company for perjury.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 23, 2020 02:11 PM (puu6v)

395

Hangman, hangman, upon your face a smile,
Tell me that I'm free to ride,
Ride for many a mile, mile, mile.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 23, 2020 02:11 PM (aKsyK)

396 His real name is Darrel Wallace.
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No relation, far as I know.

Posted by: George Wallace, Democrat at June 23, 2020 02:11 PM (sWM8x)

397 So all these NASCAR people never noticed that the noose was a door pulley that they've seen a thousand times on each garage door? When the idiot went screaming to mgmt. no one went down to the garage and said, "Show us what you saw and where you saw it." Hmmmmmm...once again the demand for racism far exceeds the supply.


You can't tell me that since all those kids who now work for NooseCAR have smartphones grafted to their hand didn't take a picture of the offense?

Yeah, this whole thing sounds contrived and did from the beginning. It's so obvious, too. I guess that's how stoopid they think we are now. And judging from the number of sheeple I see walking around with masks on OUTSIDE, I see where they get that.

#WASTF

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at June 23, 2020 02:12 PM (HaL55)

398 I wouldn't be surprised if someone, as a joke, cut off the cord and showed it to Bubba claiming it was a noose they found, but he took it seriously & away we are

Posted by: Big Velcro at June 23, 2020 02:12 PM (Izzlo)

399 It would appear every modern left-wing issue is founded on a hoax all the way back to Matthew Shepard

Posted by: 18-1 at June 23, 2020 02:12 PM (8Tsjq)

400 NASCAR thinks it can avoid fan attendance and rely on cable and broadcast television. The only demographic that watches NASCAR, generally, are the same geezers who still do over-the-air television and cable.

They are toast.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 23, 2020 02:08 PM (puu6v)


And not that long ago, Nascar was pulling CNN type numbers during it's broadcasts.

I cancelled cable 8 months ago and haven't been able to watch much racing, even if I wanted to.

Fuck em.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 23, 2020 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)

401 Ahem.

It's from 'Civil War 2: Electric Booglaoo'

ANTIFA refers to us as '2nd Amendment Accelerators'

And they're Aloha shirts.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 23, 2020 02:12 PM (ifmtJ)

402 There have been a few incidents nationwide where people were caught while attempting attacks they said were in support of the "bugaloo" ideology, so it's very real to some extent.
======

Huh. You'd think with our astute and guardian-like media protecting us from the vicious right-wing, these incidents would have been amplified and shoved down our throats.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 23, 2020 02:12 PM (vg8iE)

403 There have been a few incidents nationwide where people were caught while attempting attacks they said were in support of the "bugaloo" ideology, so it's very real to some extent.
====
"very real" "to some extent"

LOL.

Posted by: Bulworth at June 23, 2020 02:12 PM (F0zEa)

404 Atto boy, Luther!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 23, 2020 02:09 PM (aKsyK)

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Points for using a Ghost and Mr Chicken reference.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 23, 2020 02:12 PM (8XRCm)

405 I have some good news that should be encouraging:

A friend of mine works for the largest PC company in the world. They have been getting harassed by BLM and NAACP to boycott Facebook and not advertise there because they just won't go far enough to censor Trump.

After a few meetings they decided to ever so politely tell BLM to go fuck themselves. Mind you they had already tried to appease the mob with one off donations, but that wasnt enough, so it tells me something when they finally said LOLGF.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Eating Low Carb Cheese Puffs at June 23, 2020 02:12 PM (+dsLj)

406 It was just a month ago that Blue Emu, the pain cream company, cancelled their financial and advertising contract with Wallace and RP Motorsports over Wallace's babyfied whining that he couldn't sit and race at a controller board during the stupid I Racing that Nascar was doing in place of live racing. He just quit and left the location where he was supposed to race.

Blue Emu said in a press release that they were cancelling support because they "support winners, not quitters."

Imagine what would happen if they were to say that this week instead.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 23, 2020 02:13 PM (4lz+j)

407 >>what the hell is going to happen to the America's Cup race?!?!!


The real name of the cup is the 100 guinea cup which of course is now problematic. And the skipper of the yacht America that won the first race (thus the name change) was a harbor pilot from NY harbor.

Not exactly landed gentry.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 23, 2020 02:13 PM (ZLI7S)

408 Too fat to be hanged

https://tinyurl.com/y7e5ru2b

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 23, 2020 02:13 PM (iTXRQ)

409 Short drop hanging = lots of kicking around
Long drop hanging = instant lights out

Posted by: klaftern at June 23, 2020 02:13 PM (RuIsu)

410 There are pictures of guys with Hawaiian shirts, in body armor, shooting assault rifles with captions like "boojahideen uniform". It's just crazytown. There have been a few incidents nationwide where people were caught while attempting attacks they said were in support of the "bugaloo" ideology, so it's very real to some extent.
Posted by: Anon Moron at June 23, 2020 02:10 PM (qy1p+)

Trolls, plants or a false flag op until proven otherwise.

Posted by: Cato, Academia Delenda Est at June 23, 2020 02:13 PM (J+mig)

411 Don Lemon had him on yesterday and called him Bubba Watson. He told him "I'm not the golfer."

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 23, 2020 02:13 PM (xPl2J)

412 VERBOTEN!!!

Dang me, dang me
They oughta take a rope and hang me
High from the highest tree
Woman, would you weep for me?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 23, 2020 02:14 PM (+y/Ru)

413 And how used do the drivers who surrounded Watson feel now, and how many just downgraded their opinion of how smart Watson Is?
Posted by: Bete at June 23, 2020 01:30 PM (Ojki1)


They don't care. They're dumbass kids who think they're on the "right side of history."

And if you held a gun to their heads, I guarantee you every damned one of them would admit they are ashamed of being from the south or from flyover country, despise the toothless Trumpkins who flock to see them and think their own families could give Honey Boo Boo a run for her money.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 23, 2020 02:14 PM (2JVJo)

414 Sigh.

I blame the education system for not teaching the difference between a rope that is used for something like a handle and an actual noose.


Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at June 23, 2020 02:14 PM (ZCiJZ)

415 I swear, Officer. Two black men in MAGA hats threatened me with a Subway sandwich and a noose at the NASCAR rally. They pulled off my hijab, spray painted my house with a swastika, called me a fag, and told me I better vote for Trump if I know what's good for me. I've never been so terrified in my life.

Posted by: squid_hunt at June 23, 2020 02:14 PM (B0mGw)

416 Most efficient means of execution???

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Bullets >> head
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Sorry but you need to define "efficient"

Cannon.

Posted by: Bulworth at June 23, 2020 02:14 PM (3R0nf)

417 And they're Aloha shirts.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo


See you next week on Hawaii 5 - 0!

Aloha!!

Posted by: Steve McGarrett, aka...THE JACK LORD! at June 23, 2020 02:14 PM (vcOmj)

418 Last time a name change was proposed it lost by something like 80% - 20%. Let's see if we have become dumber.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 23, 2020 02:09 PM (ZLI7S)
~~~~~

Looks like you'll be voing on it again this fall.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9u8wrg

Posted by: IrishEi at June 23, 2020 02:14 PM (sGotD)

419 Most efficient means of execution???

-----

Guillotine gets my vote.

Quick, reusable, requires no supplies like gas or needles.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 23, 2020 02:14 PM (8XRCm)

420 Y'all white people are racist, making black folks fake hate crimes.

Posted by: SMH at June 23, 2020 02:14 PM (RU4sa)

421 dammit when I opened the barrel door some thing with "Anon Moron" on his name tag shambled out

sorry

Posted by: BlackOrchidOfPrivilege at June 23, 2020 02:14 PM (j9HX3)

422 Nah. Look into noose hoaxes and guys in Hawaiian shirts

**************

Their recent gay pride campaign (to... encourage tranny applicants to apply to the FBI?) tells me all I need to know.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Eating Low Carb Cheese Puffs at June 23, 2020 02:15 PM (+dsLj)

423 BULLETIN: If someone blinks their lights at you and you blink your lights back at them, they'll turn around and kill you, man.

Posted by: The FBI at June 23, 2020 02:15 PM (sWM8x)

424 The best thing about an imploding NASCAR would be maybe the rebirth of the local race track.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 23, 2020 02:15 PM (yL25O)

425
I truly hope this is not true. We aren't this stupid as a society. Please tell me it hasn't gotten this bad.



WE JUST CANCELLED AUNT JEMIMA.

OF COURSE IT'S THIS BAD, IDIOT.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 23, 2020 02:15 PM (oVJmc)

426

Link to Ukranian press conference on Burisma/Biden corruption at qmap.pub.

Have just watched first couple of minutes.
Bribe originally 50M, not 6M, to drop investigation.

Posted by: TeeJ at June 23, 2020 02:15 PM (SNwMD)

427 Nah. Look into noose hoaxes and guys in Hawaiian shirts

**************

You asked for WOKE and incompetence, i give you the

F


B


I

Posted by: Hans Gruber at June 23, 2020 02:15 PM (+dsLj)

428 Don Lemon had him on yesterday and called him Bubba Watson. He told him "I'm not the golfer."
Posted by: Mark1971

Proving LET right. He is the dumbest man on TV.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 23, 2020 02:15 PM (+y/Ru)

429 Most efficient means of execution???

------

Bullets >> head
Posted by: Undocumented


60' drop, 50' rope. Head pops off every time.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 23, 2020 02:15 PM (NuA1h)

430 >>Looks like you'll be voing on it again this fall.

Yet another reason to vote. I may even throw in a LOLGFY.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 23, 2020 02:15 PM (ZLI7S)

431 Last time a name change was proposed it lost by something like 80% - 20%. Let's see if we have become dumber.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 23, 2020 02:09 PM


We live in very stupid times.

The report I heard this morning was that your governor (Raimondo, iirc) is no longer using the "and providence Plantations" on anything coming out of her office.

Way to virtue signal, there, toots.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 23, 2020 02:15 PM (ejd/p)

432 Hiya SMH !

Posted by: JT at June 23, 2020 02:15 PM (arJlL)

433 It was just a month ago that Blue Emu, the pain cream company, cancelled their financial and advertising contract with Wallace and RP Motorsports over Wallace's babyfied whining that he couldn't sit and race at a controller board during the stupid I Racing that Nascar was doing in place of live racing. He just quit and left the location where he was supposed to race.

Blue Emu said in a press release that they were cancelling support because they "support winners, not quitters."


He was racing, but kept getting wrecked because he wasn't good at it, so he left in the middle of the broadcasted "race."

Even NASCAR called him out for it.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 23, 2020 02:16 PM (Zz0t1)

434
They don't care. They're dumbass kids who think they're on the "right side of history."

And if you held a gun to their heads, I guarantee you every damned one of them would admit they are ashamed of being from the south or from flyover country, despise the toothless Trumpkins who flock to see them and think their own families could give Honey Boo Boo a run for her money.
======

But they would suck cock by choice.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 23, 2020 02:16 PM (vg8iE)

435 FBI will announce that they have footage of Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin planting this noose and then tongue kissing.

And, no, you can't see it.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 23, 2020 02:16 PM (oVJmc)

436 Hey JT. : )

Posted by: SMH at June 23, 2020 02:16 PM (RU4sa)

437 Their recent gay pride campaign (to... encourage tranny applicants to apply to the FBI?) tells me all I need to know.

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Can't be worse than Strzok!

Posted by: Undocumented at June 23, 2020 02:16 PM (Y08Vx)

438 @420
It's something to do between cross burnings.

Posted by: irongrampa at June 23, 2020 02:16 PM (KATBx)

439 I guess Carlos Robles' sentence by Judge Roy Bean is on the no no list.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at June 23, 2020 02:16 PM (C1Lsn)

440 I remember in the late 70's when the proper word for "think" was changed to "feel."

I also remember -->thinking "that's stupid. I don't 'feel' about plato, or insect habits, or math. I --> think about them."

Posted by: Flyover at June 23, 2020 02:17 PM (Rbu5d)

441 It would appear every modern left-wing issue is founded on a hoax all the way back to Matthew Shepard.

Posted by: 18-1


Oh, it goes back farther than that.

The Scopes Monkey Trial was a complete hoax and set-up.

The Rosa Parks incident was a set-up (but a good one, since black folks shouldn't have been sitting at the back of the bus).

Roe v. Wade was a set-up involving a woman who wasn't pregnant.

Every cause the Left has promoted since the French Revolution has been an utter fraud.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 23, 2020 02:17 PM (BM2fS)

442 Y'all white people are racist, making black folks fake hate crimes.
Posted by: SMH at June 23, 2020 02:14 PM (RU4sa)


Racism so bad, ya gotta fake hate crimes to get noticed.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 23, 2020 02:17 PM (Zz0t1)

443 420 Y'all white people are racist, making black folks fake hate crimes.
Posted by: SMH at June 23, 2020 02:14 PM (RU4sa)

It's true. The systemic racism of our white supremacist society is so pervasive and oppressive, yet so good at covering its tracks, that black people have to take desperate measures to call attention to racial disparity and injustice.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 23, 2020 02:17 PM (NWiLs)

444 429 Most efficient means of execution???

------

Bullets >> head
Posted by: Undocumented


60' drop, 50' rope. Head pops off every time.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 23, 2020 02:15 PM (NuA1h)

Do they run around for a while afterwards??

Posted by: tubal at June 23, 2020 02:17 PM (bCLt0)

445 407 >>what the hell is going to happen to the America's Cup race?!?!!


The real name of the cup is the 100 guinea cup which of course is now problematic. And the skipper of the yacht America that won the first race (thus the name change) was a harbor pilot from NY harbor.

Not exactly landed gentry.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 23, 2020 02:13 PM (ZLI7S)

...

Is it all giant catamarans now?

Posted by: TexasDan at June 23, 2020 02:17 PM (yL25O)

446 Bribe originally 50M, not 6M, to drop investigation.

****

Nothing to see here!

Posted by: Two Weeks From Figuring Out Why My Almond Creamer Makes My Covfefe Taste Nutty at June 23, 2020 02:17 PM (+dsLj)

447 bill in AR, I think Saddam's hangman was trained by the British (whose hangmen, I have read, we also borrowed at one point immediately after WWII, for executions in Europe of soldiers committing rape, murder, etc). And it wasn't his fault Barzan's head came off - pretty clear nobody told him about Barzan's degenerative disease condition that almost certainly weakened his skeleton, which would have called for adjusting the "drop".

Posted by: rhomboid at June 23, 2020 02:17 PM (El6T/)

448 425
I truly hope this is not true. We aren't this stupid as a society. Please tell me it hasn't gotten this bad.


WE JUST CANCELLED AUNT JEMIMA.

OF COURSE IT'S THIS BAD, IDIOT.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 23, 2020 02:15 PM (oVJmc)

You think that's bad, I was just a damn bottle!

Posted by: Mrs Butterworth at June 23, 2020 02:17 PM (Izzlo)

449 There are pictures of guys with Hawaiian shirts, in body armor, shooting assault rifles with captions like "boojahideen uniform". It's just crazytown. There have been a few incidents nationwide where people were caught while attempting attacks they said were in support of the "bugaloo" ideology, so it's very real to some extent.

I mentioned this yesterday, but seek out the cop-cam video of Antifastan when they tried to get in there to find the gunshot victim over the weekend. Watch the people. It looks like the yard at the sanitarium when the Thorazine ran out. People yelling and screaming and walking around and generally acting like the nutcases they are.

We're facing a serious mental health crisis in this country and I'm now convinced that smartphones are helping both to cause and spread it. They've already proven that negative emotions can be transmitted by those things and TV has been notorious for that since its inception. If that wasn't so, then why are billions of dollars spent on marketing on that medium?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at June 23, 2020 02:17 PM (HaL55)

450 Posted by: Jen the original

you are a Goddess

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 23, 2020 02:18 PM (W2Pud)

451 LOL IG.

Posted by: SMH at June 23, 2020 02:18 PM (RU4sa)

452 After seeing Bubba Wallace's outraged tweet about this "incident" posted in the CTH story, it's abundantly obvious that he knew this was a hoax from the beginning.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 23, 2020 02:18 PM (BM2fS)

453
He was racing, but kept getting wrecked because he wasn't good at it, so he left in the middle of the broadcasted "race."


Michael Sam, Colin Kaepernick, Jussie Smollett...

Trying to preserve/advance their career with 'social justice victimhood' when they couldn't compete...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 23, 2020 02:18 PM (oVJmc)

454 403 There have been a few incidents nationwide where people were caught while attempting attacks they said were in support of the "bugaloo" ideology, so it's very real to some extent.
====
"very real" "to some extent"

LOL.
Posted by: Bulworth at June 23, 2020 02:12 PM

I dont write the reports, man, but here are open source reporting on a few being discussed.

https://tinyurl.com/yaxgp373
https://tinyurl.com/ychxk98u

Posted by: Anon Moron at June 23, 2020 02:18 PM (qy1p+)

455 "424 The best thing about an imploding NASCAR would be maybe the rebirth of the local race track."

NASCAR is imploding on its own.

The big and also easy target to destroy will be the NFL. Strip it to the bone.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 23, 2020 02:18 PM (puu6v)

456 >>The report I heard this morning was that your governor (Raimondo, iirc) is no longer using the "and providence Plantations" on anything coming out of her office.

She's a beauty. Rumor was for a while she was being considered by Slow Joe for the VP slot.

I would pray for Joe's health every single day.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 23, 2020 02:18 PM (ZLI7S)

457 Bribe originally 50M, not 6M, to drop investigation.

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Debunked !!!

Posted by: Undocumented at June 23, 2020 02:18 PM (Y08Vx)

458
You think that's bad, I was just a damn bottle!
Posted by: Mrs Butterworth at June 23, 2020 02:17 PM (Izzlo)


HELLO!!!???

*waves*

Posted by: Land o' Lakes Butter at June 23, 2020 02:18 PM (Zz0t1)

459
European hangings resulted in strangulation. Nothing unprofessional
about it.

Posted by: MHK at June 23, 2020 02:19 PM (iQIUe)

460 I read the CTH story and I get it now. And it is even stupider than I expected.

Posted by: LASue at June 23, 2020 02:19 PM (Ed8Zd)

461 while I do believe this is a hoax, (and a massive misplaced reaction even if real) ... I see no more evidence that it was only the ropes on the doors, than that it was a real noose on his locker. Is there evidence the door loop was cut off before or after the alleged noose on his locker appeared?


If someone cut it off and put it on his locker ... then fake but real might apply, idk. I'm not seeing evidence it wasn't cut off the door before the complaint ... still is a hoax ... there is no "white America conspiracy clan" that organizes noose placements ... only media Narratives.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 23, 2020 02:19 PM (Cus5s)

462 There have been a few incidents nationwide where people were caught while attempting attacks they said were in support of the "bugaloo" ideology, so it's very real to some extent.
====
"very real" "to some extent"

LOL.
Posted by: Bulworth

Like Roswell.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 23, 2020 02:19 PM (+y/Ru)

463 btw, NASCAR has been turning left for a long time.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 23, 2020 02:19 PM (W2Pud)

464 In penance, Bubba Wallace should be forced to become a rodeo clown wearing an Obama mask.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 23, 2020 02:19 PM (COzlW)

465 Posted by: Jen the original

you are a Goddess
Posted by: nurse ratched

Go on.......

Posted by: JT at June 23, 2020 02:19 PM (arJlL)

466 403 There have been a few incidents nationwide where people were caught while attempting attacks they said were in support of the "bugaloo" ideology, so it's very real to some extent.
====
"very real" "to some extent"

LOL.
Posted by: Bulworth at June 23, 2020 02:12 PM

I dont write the reports, man, but here are open source reporting on a few being discussed.

https://tinyurl.com/yaxgp373
https://tinyurl.com/ychxk98u

Posted by: Anon Moron
===========
You aren't fooling anyone.

Take a hike.

Posted by: Bulworth at June 23, 2020 02:20 PM (Sm/DW)

467 Gospel: The good news.
Lefty gospel: The bad noose.

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at June 23, 2020 02:20 PM (TYCC1)

468 463 btw, NASCAR has been turning left for a long time.


ha! good one nurse

funny!

Posted by: BlackOrchidOfPrivilege at June 23, 2020 02:20 PM (j9HX3)

469 443 420 Y'all white people are racist, making black folks fake hate crimes.
Posted by: SMH at June 23, 2020 02:14 PM (RU4sa)

It's true. The systemic racism of our white supremacist society is so pervasive and oppressive, yet so good at covering its tracks, that black people have to take desperate measures to call attention to racial disparity and injustice.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 23, 2020 02:17 PM (NWiLs)

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Heh.

Posted by: SMH at June 23, 2020 02:20 PM (RU4sa)

470 Most efficient means of execution???

MOAB.

Posted by: Roland THTG at June 23, 2020 02:20 PM (88+cf)

471 "437 Their recent gay pride campaign (to... encourage tranny applicants to apply to the FBI?) tells me all I need to know.

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Can't be worse than Strzok!"


Strzok the Peterless?

Yes.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 23, 2020 02:20 PM (puu6v)

472 >>Is it all giant catamarans now?

Even better, foiling cats. They are crazy fast and always on the edge of disaster.

It takes a lot of skill and practice to keep them upright.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 23, 2020 02:20 PM (ZLI7S)

473

Hey, how about a nice Hawaiian punch?

https://youtu.be/68zqINzo5-I

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 23, 2020 02:21 PM (aKsyK)

474 Their recent gay pride campaign (to... encourage tranny applicants to apply to the FBI?) tells me all I need to know.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Eating Low Carb Cheese Puffs at June 23, 2020 02:15 PM


Can we still use Top. Men. to refer to the FBI until the Style Guide gets updated?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 23, 2020 02:21 PM (DMUuz)

475 I truly hope this is not true. We aren't this stupid as a society. Please tell me it hasn't gotten this bad.


It's not just that we are riding a roller coaster and we into the big dive to the bottom, but it is a must to virtue signal that you are in the front seat with your arm in the air, screaming wildly.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 23, 2020 02:21 PM (axyOa)

476 Woke PepsiCo owns Aunt Jemima. The gave themselves an Obamalike logo in 2008, so influencing elections is nothing new to them. It's an op.

Posted by: ... at June 23, 2020 02:21 PM (uEbPt)

477 After seeing Bubba Wallace's outraged tweet about this "incident" posted in the CTH story, it's abundantly obvious that he knew this was a hoax from the beginning.
Posted by: Sharkman at June 23, 2020 02:18 PM (BM2fS)


Yet still ran with it and said that America is racist and has a LONG way to go........Sorry, but fuck him.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 23, 2020 02:21 PM (Zz0t1)

478 Greetings:

Not particularly a NASCAR fan but I saw the end of the Talledaga race last evening including a bit where some kind of reporter was running after Bubba Wallace for some words of suffering or enlightenment.

Kind of interesting how people involved with garages on a regular basis could make this type of error. It will be interesting to see how/if it plays on tonight's progressive media.

Posted by: 11B40 at June 23, 2020 02:21 PM (evgyj)

479 Most efficient means of execution???

MOAB.
Because at some value of X, quantity = quality.

Posted by: Roland THTG at June 23, 2020 02:21 PM (88+cf)

480 472 >>Is it all giant catamarans now?

Even better, foiling cats. They are crazy fast and always on the edge of disaster.

It takes a lot of skill and practice to keep them upright.
Posted by: JackStraw

are you on an active racing team?
I had to give it up to raise my boys, and haven't gotten back on a racing boat in years. I miss it.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 23, 2020 02:22 PM (W2Pud)

481 295---When his sister was a toddler she couldn't pronounce Darrel , it came out Bubba and the nickname stuck.....
Posted by: Jen the original at June 23, 2020 01:57 PM (4lz+j)
--------------------------
Nah, Has nothing to do with "Darrel."
"Bubba" is just a Southern (white and black) kiddie term for "brother" and sometimes it sticks. Same as "Sissy" for sister, although that one seems much more common with whites --- at least in the upper South.


Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 23, 2020 02:22 PM (M/9m0)

482 "477 After seeing Bubba Wallace's outraged tweet about this "incident" posted in the CTH story, it's abundantly obvious that he knew this was a hoax from the beginning.
Posted by: Sharkman at June 23, 2020 02:18 PM (BM2fS)

Yet still ran with it and said that America is racist and has a LONG way to go........Sorry, but fuck him."

Little doubt Jussie Wallace is behind it and possibly the NASCAR execs. I hope fans physically beat them all to a bloody pulp and then piss in their chest cavities.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 23, 2020 02:23 PM (puu6v)

483 After seeing Bubba Wallace's outraged tweet about this "incident" posted in the CTH story, it's abundantly obvious that he knew this was a hoax from the beginning.
Posted by: Sharkman at June 23, 2020 02:18 PM (BM2fS)

Now that this "event" has been proven false (not even a hoax, more a ludicrous over reaction to something that should have been apparent to any thinking person), will this outraged driver reverse himself and admit that this shows that we "don't have" very far to go regarding race?
Or will there be a "fake, but true" conclusioon. I think I know.

Posted by: LASue at June 23, 2020 02:23 PM (Ed8Zd)

484 Their recent gay pride campaign (to... encourage tranny applicants to apply to the FBI?) tells me all I need to know.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Eating Low Carb Cheese Puffs at June 23, 2020 02:15 PM

Can we still use Top. Men. to refer to the FBI until the Style Guide gets updated?
Posted by: Duncanthrax


Style Guide Update: Please to be using Top Wild Thang when referring to Agents.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 23, 2020 02:23 PM (NuA1h)

485 This is likely a NASCAR op to make up for the plane stunt at Dega over the weekend - Bubba probably just got caught in the draft - and just like at that speedway, if you get out of line you pretty much get shuffled all the way to the back.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 23, 2020 02:23 PM (nFRLh)

486 463 btw, NASCAR has been turning left for a long time.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 23, 2020 02:19 PM (W2Pud)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IN NASCAR THE DRIVERS ALWAYS RACE IN A COUNTERCLOCKWISE DIRECTION ON THE TRACK, SO THEY MAKE NOTHING BUT LEFT-HAND TURNS.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at June 23, 2020 02:23 PM (NWiLs)

487 Don Lemon had him on yesterday and called him Bubba Watson. He told him "I'm not the golfer."
Posted by: Mark1971

Proving LET right. He is the dumbest man on TV.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler

He's worse than Phyllis George, if such a thing is possible.
Zombie Fernando Lamas

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 23, 2020 02:24 PM (COzlW)

488 There have been a few incidents nationwide where
people were caught while attempting attacks they said were in support of
the "bugaloo" ideology, so it's very real to some extent.

Posted by: Anon Moron at June 23, 2020 02:10 PM (qy1p+)


Sure Jan. Best to go after them as opposed to the out in the open violence, vandalism and attacks on police.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 23, 2020 02:24 PM (aPvIU)

489 The big and also easy target to destroy will be the NFL. Strip it to the bone.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat


Destroy the NFL?

Book 'em, Danno!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AepyGm9Me6w

Posted by: Steve McGarrett, aka...THE JACK LORD! at June 23, 2020 02:24 PM (vcOmj)

490 How about we just wall in Louisiana and Mississippi and let anybody that wants to go in. They just can't come out again without a passport a visa and going through immigration. Call it Woklandia.

Posted by: You Just Won't Say It at June 23, 2020 02:24 PM (nDIvW)

491 Too fat to be hanged

https://tinyurl.com/y7e5ru2b

Posted by: DB- just DB.


Good old Mitchell Rupe, imprisoned in Washington state until he died of natural causes. The families of the two female bank tellers he shot and killed at point blank range were denied their wish to see him hang, because he was a fat piece of dogshit.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 23, 2020 02:25 PM (BM2fS)

492 Even better, foiling cats. They are crazy fast and always on the edge of disaster.

Much like herding them!

Posted by: spindrift at June 23, 2020 02:25 PM (h5TKJ)

493 I was just gazing out my window, when suddenly I noticed that the cords on my kitchen shades have formed into little bady nooses!!.

O MY GAWD!!! Call the FBI!!

Posted by: LASue at June 23, 2020 02:25 PM (Ed8Zd)

494 I have been able to spend some time in the garage area at Texas Motor Speedway.

I'll need to go back through the various photos and see if there's any nooses for me to publish and laugh hysterically at NASCAR with.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 23, 2020 02:25 PM (Zz0t1)

495 Posted by: LASue at June 23, 2020 02:23 PM (Ed8Zd)

I think it's important to note that while it was a mistake rather than a hoax, our media ran with it, likely having seen the picture and knowing it was bs. Thus making it a hoax on the part of the entire media. Or as they call it, "Tuesday".

Posted by: ... at June 23, 2020 02:25 PM (uEbPt)

496 >>are you on an active racing team?
I had to give it up to raise my boys, and haven't gotten back on a racing boat in years. I miss it.

Not any longer. The boat I used to race on was just donated to the Mystic Seaport Museum as an example of a modern racing yacht. That makes me feel very old.

I take it back. It looks like for the next series they might be racing foiling monohulls instead of the cats.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 23, 2020 02:26 PM (ZLI7S)

497 "478 Greetings:

Not particularly a NASCAR fan but I saw the end of the Talledaga race last evening including a bit where some kind of reporter was running after Bubba Wallace for some words of suffering or enlightenment.

Kind of interesting how people involved with garages on a regular basis could make this type of error. It will be interesting to see how/if it plays on tonight's progressive media."

The current hoax defense is Jussie Wallace "was told" about the noose and didn't see it.

Yeah, that will work.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 23, 2020 02:26 PM (puu6v)

498 After seeing Bubba Wallace's outraged tweet about this "incident" posted in the CTH story, it's abundantly obvious that he knew this was a hoax from the beginning.
Posted by: Sharkman at June 23, 2020 02:18 PM (BM2fS)

Now that this "event" has been proven false (not even a hoax, more a ludicrous over reaction to something that should have been apparent to any thinking person), will this outraged driver reverse himself and admit that this shows that we "don't have" very far to go regarding race?
Or will there be a "fake, but true" conclusioon. I think I know.
Posted by: LASue at June 23, 2020 02:23 PM (Ed8Zd)


It goes to show you just how much Donald Trump has divided and frightened this country when a simple garage pull can be mistaken for a noose. Black men are being killed in record numbers, and it is winked at, if not outright encouraged by the racist in the White House.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 23, 2020 02:26 PM (2JVJo)

499 I was just gazing out my window, when suddenly I noticed that the cords on my kitchen shades have formed into little bady nooses!!.
O MY GAWD!!! Call the FBI!!
Posted by: LASue at June 23, 2020 02:25 PM (Ed8Zd)

Get out of the house! Get out now! There may be a Boogaloo Boy in there!!!

Posted by: ... at June 23, 2020 02:26 PM (uEbPt)

500 472 >>Is it all giant catamarans now?

Even better, foiling cats. They are crazy fast and always on the edge of disaster.

It takes a lot of skill and practice to keep them upright.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 23, 2020 02:20 PM (ZLI7S)

...

Somebody had a small hydrofoil sailboat maybe 15 years ago. Center cockpit with two outriggers. My dad nearly bought one on sight at the boat show.

I think they were call waverunner but I don't see them on the web anywhere, so either I have the name wrong or they're out of business.

But it looked like a lot of fun.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 23, 2020 02:27 PM (yL25O)

501 Hi, I'm Larry and this is my Bubba Bubba and this is my other Bubba Bubba.

Posted by: Larry at June 23, 2020 02:27 PM (aKsyK)

502 Glaphob stimpoop kreewak doomp

Posted by: Kurt at June 23, 2020 02:27 PM (wmpr1)

503 Mary Ellen Klas.@MaryEllenKlas
Replying to @MaryEllenKlas
A stronger line from @GovRonDesnatis: warns at restaurants and bars that if 'it's dance party USA and it's packed to the rafters' there will be 'no tolerance for that, just suspend the license' and 'hopefully people will get the message.'

-
I'm just glad Dick Clark is not alive to see this.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 23, 2020 02:28 PM (+y/Ru)

504 "Isn't your stupid half-retard slogan "Facts don't care about your feelings"?"



Thankfully Ace, you only said "half-retard", so it didn't trigger any learning-challenged people out there.

Never go full retard.

Posted by: Roy at June 23, 2020 02:28 PM (fHdDF)

505
He's worse than Phyllis George, if such a thing is possible.


At least Phyllis had nice tits.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 23, 2020 02:28 PM (oVJmc)

506 You cannot have a NASCAR thread without South Park.
https://tinyurl.com/ycft7jgu

Posted by: Orson at June 23, 2020 02:28 PM (16bkL)

507 He's worse than Phyllis George, if such a thing is possible.

Zombie Fernando Lamas

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 23, 2020 02:24 PM (COzlW)


At least Phyllis George was smoking hot back in the day. It didn't matter what she was saying

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 23, 2020 02:29 PM (aPvIU)

508
A stronger line from @GovRonDesnatis: warns at restaurants and bars
that if 'it's dance party USA and it's packed to the rafters'


'Scuze me, Gov, but what's the legal definition of 'Dance Party USA?'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 23, 2020 02:29 PM (oVJmc)

509 Los Angeles City Councilman Jose Huizar Arrested on Federal RICO Charge that Alleges He Agreed to Accept At Least $1.5 Million in Illicit Benefits

At bottom of story under 'Categories' is Democrats

Posted by: SMOD at June 23, 2020 02:29 PM (3aI0K)

510 Media will simply stop covering the story. They won't update their viewers that it was a hoax. They'll just stop talking about it 24/7 and go back to COVID gonna kill off all the red states.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 23, 2020 02:29 PM (COzlW)

511 >>are you on an active racing team?
I had to give it up to raise my boys, and haven't gotten back on a racing boat in years. I miss it.

Not any longer. The boat I used to race on was just donated to the Mystic Seaport Museum as an example of a modern racing yacht. That makes me feel very old.

I take it back. It looks like for the next series they might be racing foiling monohulls instead of the cats.


When we lived over on the left coast, the Stars and Bars WC cat was docked just down the street. Used to drive by it all the time.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at June 23, 2020 02:29 PM (HaL55)

512 I was just gazing out my window, when suddenly I noticed that the cords on my kitchen shades have formed into little bady nooses!!.
O MY GAWD!!! Call the FBI!!
Posted by: LASue at June 23, 2020 02:25 PM (Ed8Zd)


The systemic racism is coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 23, 2020 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)

513 483
After seeing Bubba Wallace's outraged tweet about this "incident" posted
in the CTH story, it's abundantly obvious that he knew this was a hoax
from the beginning.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 23, 2020 02:18 PM (BM2fS)



Now that this "event" has been proven false (not even a hoax, more a
ludicrous over reaction to something that should have been apparent to
any thinking person), will this outraged driver reverse himself and
admit that this shows that we "don't have" very far to go regarding
race?

Or will there be a "fake, but true" conclusioon. I think I know.

Posted by: LASue at June 23, 2020 02:23 PM (Ed8Zd)
Nascar can't take a PR hit. They already have suffered (near) fatal injuries at their own hands. Look at the stands. Ok, from last year since there isn't anyone there because of Kung Flu. The racing sucks. Since the keep changing the rules, instituted this "heat" concept and the championship playoff crap -- they are a ruined franchise.
I believe they hope that this noose controversy will help draw in an audience. Listening to a local morning show this morning, they were gushing over the Bubba Wallace parade down pit road. Even admitting they teared up. This is what Nascar wants and they feel they need.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 23, 2020 02:30 PM (N39Ws)

514 Isn't it time to eliminate the pole position from racing -- since it's a clear symbol of the whipping post?

Posted by: ShainS at June 23, 2020 02:30 PM (aqEgy)

515 488
Sure Jan. Best to go after them as opposed to the out in the open violence, vandalism and attacks on police.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 23, 2020 02:24 PM

Lol...my dudes, I'm a longtime moron lol. I'm just reporting on what law enforcement (mostly national level) is advising in its bulletins on threats, because people were mentioning the FBI and hate crimes above. Yes, it does seem odd that LE would focus so much on a few right-wing nutjobs when we have CHOD and violent Marxists all over the place, but that's where we seem to be.

Posted by: Anon Moron at June 23, 2020 02:30 PM (qy1p+)

516 Mary Ellen Klas.@MaryEllenKlas
Replying to @MaryEllenKlas
A stronger line from @GovRonDesnatis: warns at restaurants and bars that if 'it's dance party USA and it's packed to the rafters' there will be 'no tolerance for that, just suspend the license' and 'hopefully people will get the message.'

-
I'm just glad Dick Clark is not alive to see this.
======

So fucking sick of this shit. So fucking sick of this infantilized, panic-driven world where everyone has to be managed like fucking toddlers. "Ooooh, we're gonna take it all away if you don't play nice..."

Who the hell wants this shit?!

Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 23, 2020 02:30 PM (vg8iE)

517 At least Phyllis George was smoking hot back in the day. It didn't matter what she was saying
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 23, 2020 02:29 PM

Says you.

Posted by: Billy Crystal at June 23, 2020 02:30 PM (COzlW)

518 Message to Governor DeSantis, "never go full Abbott"

Posted by: What Happened to My Texas? at June 23, 2020 02:31 PM (nFRLh)

519 Karlos Dillard is another one who is playing the race card. He followed a woman home claimed she cut him off while driving and called him the N word.
Films and posts on social media #black twitter so that they will go after her
Evidently, He does this a lot

https://tinyurl.com/yb9ybxxw

Posted by: redridinghood at June 23, 2020 02:31 PM (wiXsO)

520 Y'all white people are racist, making black folks fake hate crimes.
Posted by: SMH at June 23, 2020 02:14 PM (RU4sa)

It's true. The systemic racism of our white supremacist society is so pervasive and oppressive, yet so good at covering its tracks, that black people have to take desperate measures to call attention to racial disparity and injustice.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 23, 2020 02:17 PM (NWiLs)
------
Wait...now we're doing 4th dimensional racism???
Mind...blown!!!

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at June 23, 2020 02:31 PM (UUBmN)

521 512
I was just gazing out my window, when suddenly I noticed that the
cords on my kitchen shades have formed into little bady nooses!!.

O MY GAWD!!! Call the FBI!!

Posted by: LASue at June 23, 2020 02:25 PM (Ed8Zd)



The systemic racism is coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 23, 2020 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)
I'm going to have to take down the lamp post in my yard and cut down trees - because they were used to hang blacks.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 23, 2020 02:31 PM (N39Ws)

522 >>Somebody had a small hydrofoil sailboat maybe 15 years ago. Center cockpit with two outriggers. My dad nearly bought one on sight at the boat show.

>>I think they were call waverunner but I don't see them on the web anywhere, so either I have the name wrong or they're out of business.

>>But it looked like a lot of fun.

There's a relatively new class of small foiling sailboats around here called Moth. Solo sailed, a monohull with wings which is where the boat is sailed from.

Doesn't take much wind to get it up on the foils, keeping it there is the issue.

https://tinyurl.com/y858ft3s

Posted by: JackStraw at June 23, 2020 02:31 PM (ZLI7S)

523 My grandparents had a noose (a pull rope for an attic stair) in the garage for 40 years!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 23, 2020 02:31 PM (A5zUN)

524 If Trump is in charge I am sure they will get to the bottom of it
Posted by: Kurt at
*******
You always get to the bottom since you like your Harbor Mined & I hear you get to the bottom of the dick pretty well too

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 23, 2020 02:32 PM (Fju2f)

525
The current hoax defense is Jussie Wallace "was told" about the noose and didn't see it.

Yeah, that will work.


Well, that's not suspect at all, is it?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at June 23, 2020 02:32 PM (HaL55)

526 "510 Media will simply stop covering the story. They won't update their viewers that it was a hoax. They'll just stop talking about it 24/7 and go back to COVID gonna kill off all the red states."

More or less.

NASCAR executives, though, won't be able to put the genie back in the bottle to draw an audience.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 23, 2020 02:33 PM (puu6v)

527 516
Mary Ellen Klas.@MaryEllenKlas

Replying to @MaryEllenKlas

A stronger line from @GovRonDesnatis: warns at restaurants and bars
that if 'it's dance party USA and it's packed to the rafters' there will
be 'no tolerance for that, just suspend the license' and 'hopefully
people will get the message.'



-

I'm just glad Dick Clark is not alive to see this.

======



So fucking sick of this shit. So fucking sick of this infantilized,
panic-driven world where everyone has to be managed like fucking
toddlers. "Ooooh, we're gonna take it all away if you don't play
nice..."



Who the hell wants this shit?!





Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 23, 2020 02:30 PM (vg8iE)
So many people that it would scare you. That's how many.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 23, 2020 02:33 PM (N39Ws)

528 Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at June 23, 2020 02:32 PM (HaL55)

That's where you have a press conference.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 23, 2020 02:33 PM (RCTsr)

529 Not any longer. The boat I used to race on was just donated to the Mystic Seaport Museum as an example of a modern racing yacht. That makes me feel very old.

I take it back. It looks like for the next series they might be racing foiling monohulls instead of the cats.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 23, 2020 02:26 PM (ZLI7S)

...

My fun story about Mystic Seaport; was punting about on the river there with our little equivalent of the Sunfish, and the Sabino was out on the river. I told my friend I was going to jibe but he didn't understand what that meant, I guess, and I knocked him off.

Pretty much in front of the Sabino, which is a paddle wheeler that they keep at the museum and do river cruises. Not going to stop or turn quickly.

He was holding the sheet so the sail flipped around to the front of the boat. I had just enough momentum to turn and catch the sheet as it came back around.

I had pretty much one pass to get my friend out from in front of the Sabino; it was close enough that people were watching and pointing from the deck.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 23, 2020 02:34 PM (yL25O)

530 Los Angeles City Councilman Jose Huizar Arrested on Federal RICO Charge that Alleges He Agreed to Accept At Least $1.5 Million in Illicit Benefits

At bottom of story under 'Categories' is Democrats
********
Going to guess by the name he isn't white

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 23, 2020 02:34 PM (Fju2f)

531 525


The current hoax defense is Jussie Wallace "was told" about the noose and didn't see it.



Yeah, that will work.



Well, that's not suspect at all, is it?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at June 23, 2020 02:32 PM (HaL55)
Needs to abide by the same rule of law as here at the AoSHQ. "Pics or it didn't happen".

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 23, 2020 02:34 PM (N39Ws)

532 >>When we lived over on the left coast, the Stars and Bars WC cat was docked just down the street. Used to drive by it all the time.

When they were holding the Cup races here in Newport it was a months long party every few years. Teams from different countries would claim a bar as their informal HQ and you could just pop in and party with the Aussies, the Kiwis, Americans, etc.. It was a great time.

Even better because we always won (not including one painful incident).

Posted by: JackStraw at June 23, 2020 02:34 PM (ZLI7S)

533 I don't know Bubba from the guy sitting across from me at the Pho restaurant. But it appears he's a professional dick, and well known as a lousy driver. Sort of like a certain SF football player. Since he's the token black guy they're trying to teach their fans a lesson.


Here's one of his stunts that got lots of articles defending his sorry arse. https://tinyurl.com/ycjv48k2


Since he has "no doubt" a Trump supporter put a noose in his garage, I hope that any Trump supporters make amends by never attending or supporting another event.

Posted by: clutch cargo at June 23, 2020 02:35 PM (8B6Ng)

534 I never cared for NASCAR. We kept a suite at Michigan International Speedway for years, but it was more like work than fun. Entertaining customers from Thursday to Sunday is exhausting.

Posted by: jwest at June 23, 2020 02:35 PM (mrrpT)

535 Los Angeles City Councilman Jose Huizar Arrested on Federal RICO Charge that Alleges He Agreed to Accept At Least $1.5 Million in Illicit Benefits

At bottom of story under 'Categories' is Democrats
********
Going to guess by the name he isn't white
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani
-----
Then it's straight up racism!!!! Trying to keep the brown man down!!!///

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at June 23, 2020 02:35 PM (UUBmN)

536 It was a fake but accurate noose.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 23, 2020 02:35 PM (+y/Ru)

537 Isn't it time to eliminate the pole position from racing -- since it's a clear symbol of the whipping post?


Not to mention that it's also racist against Polish people since there are no Polish people in NooseCAR. Or something.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at June 23, 2020 02:35 PM (HaL55)

538 Yes, it does seem odd that LE would focus so much
on a few right-wing nutjobs when we have CHOD and violent Marxists all
over the place, but that's where we seem to be.

Posted by: Anon Moron at June 23, 2020 02:30 PM (qy1p+)


My comment was directed at the idiots in the IC looking for guys in Hawaiian shirts while seemingly turning a blind eye at the out and out violence going on across the country. Of course there was video of FBI agents taking a knee so I think they are full of leftist rot and in many cases on the side of Antifa. They damn sure aren't interested in protected this country or its laws

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 23, 2020 02:36 PM (aPvIU)

539 I take it back. It looks like for the next series they might be racing foiling monohulls instead of the cats.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 23, 2020 02:26 PM (ZLI7S)


Nice video of the Kiwi prototype AC foiling monohull.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lq9UA4EfQB0

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 23, 2020 02:36 PM (AiZBA)

540 +++++++++++
Not weird at all. They need chaos so that they can provide "solutions" in the form of collectivism and general destruction.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 23, 2020 01:43 PM (hYcqw)


If this is true, as the current chaos mellows down there will be another catastrophe. Yep, hold on to your britches.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 23, 2020 02:37 PM (bW5jA)

541 >The current hoax defense is Jussie Wallace "was told" about the noose and didn't see it.


Seriously? They're going with that?

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 23, 2020 02:37 PM (iTXRQ)

542
Not to mention that it's also racist against Polish people since there are no Polish people in NooseCAR. Or something.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at June 23, 2020 02:35 PM (HaL55)


Brad Keselowski would like a word with you.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 23, 2020 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)

543 There's a relatively new class of small foiling sailboats around here called Moth. Solo sailed, a monohull with wings which is where the boat is sailed from.

Doesn't take much wind to get it up on the foils, keeping it there is the issue.

https://tinyurl.com/y858ft3s
Posted by: JackStraw at June 23, 2020 02:31 PM (ZLI7S)

...

Wow. So the tramp is just to hike out for balance, not an outrigger.

I bet that's a decent workout too.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 23, 2020 02:37 PM (yL25O)

544 Literally the last auto race I watched was that Indy car race in Vegas where that limey got defenestrated.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 23, 2020 02:38 PM (6PEwm)

545 The current hoax defense is Jussie Wallace "was told" about the noose and didn't see it.

-
Well, I believe he didn't see it alright.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 23, 2020 02:38 PM (+y/Ru)

546 Going to guess by the name he isn't white
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 23, 2020 02:34 PM (Fju2f)

I thought Hispanics were white now. I'm so confused...

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 23, 2020 02:38 PM (Y/Mci)

547 I mean decaffeinated

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 23, 2020 02:38 PM (6PEwm)

548 Decapitated. Stupid phone

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 23, 2020 02:39 PM (6PEwm)

549 -
-

Los Angeles City Councilman Jose Huizar Arrested on Federal RICO Charge
that Alleges He Agreed to Accept At Least $1.5 Million in Illicit
Benefits



At bottom of story under 'Categories' is Democrats

********

Going to guess by the name he isn't white

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani
-
-
----
That depends, did he murder someone?

Posted by: FBI statistics at June 23, 2020 02:39 PM (RVcmP)

550 The current hoax defense is Jussie Wallace "was told" about the noose and didn't see it.

Yeah, that will work.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 23, 2020 02:26 PM (puu6v)
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I was that deep in a story yesterday and immediately thought oh fine, that's so he can say "I didn't know what it was because I never saw it. They told me it was a noose and I believed them." That way he comes out of it as being only unwittingly involved, not part of the plan.

Which of course is BS. The first thing I would have done if I were him would be to demand to see the alleged noose.

Posted by: bluebell at June 23, 2020 02:39 PM (/669Q)

551 I never cared for NASCAR. We kept a suite at
Michigan International Speedway for years, but it was more like work
than fun. Entertaining customers from Thursday to Sunday is exhausting.



Posted by: jwest at June 23, 2020 02:35 PM (mrrpT)


We did that, but it was the SJ Sharks. I went to a few, but honestly never really got Hockey (no insult to those who do). I enjoyed letting the account execs do the shmoozing so I could be the moody, oddball creative type.


Besides, I became convinced Sharkie had it in for me. I hated that t-shirt cannon. And he fucked up a new leather jacket with that silly string shit. Damn, I still hate clients 20 some odd years later.

Posted by: clutch cargo at June 23, 2020 02:40 PM (8B6Ng)

552 Saw, not was

Posted by: bluebell at June 23, 2020 02:40 PM (/669Q)

553 546 Going to guess by the name he isn't white
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 23, 2020 02:34 PM (Fju2f)

I thought Hispanics were white now. I'm so confused...
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 23, 2020 02:38 PM (Y/Mci)

I thought the latest were they were Black?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 23, 2020 02:40 PM (A5zUN)

554 At the end of the day even if they say it was all just a mistake, they got their stupid sjw pr campaign done and got to call at least half of America racist.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 23, 2020 02:40 PM (r+sAi)

555 539 I take it back. It looks like for the next series they might be racing foiling monohulls instead of the cats.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 23, 2020 02:26 PM (ZLI7S)

Nice video of the Kiwi prototype AC foiling monohull.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lq9UA4EfQB0
Posted by: DR.WTF at June 23, 2020 02:36 PM (AiZBA)

...

I almost prefer the Clipper races now because the boats are more "old school".

Posted by: TexasDan at June 23, 2020 02:40 PM (yL25O)

556 >>Wow. So the tramp is just to hike out for balance, not an outrigger.

>>I bet that's a decent workout too.

Yea, it's a young persons boat no doubt. Very physically demanding to sail.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 23, 2020 02:41 PM (ZLI7S)

557 Holloween is going to be so much more fun this year.

Posted by: David Duke at June 23, 2020 02:42 PM (Y274z)

558 Found some pics from Texas when in the garage and they only have knots at the end of the garage door ropes.

I guess it wasn't all racist back in 2006.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 23, 2020 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)

559 I remember the hate crime hoax where supposedly someone carved a 'B' in a woman's face.
Problem was, they did it backwards. Like they were looking in a mirror at the time.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 23, 2020 02:42 PM (oVJmc)

560 Saw, not was
Posted by: bluebell at June 23, 2020 02:40 PM (/669Q)


Everybody do the Dinosaur!

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 23, 2020 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)

561 >>Nice video of the Kiwi prototype AC foiling monohull.


Look how fast the power boats are going to keep up.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 23, 2020 02:43 PM (ZLI7S)

562 When was there ever a "noose incident" that was real? Seriously, has this ever happened?

Posted by: Timon at June 23, 2020 02:43 PM (dKm4U)

563 Ace's scathing commentary on Ben Shapiro here is 1000% correct in every sense. Sadly, Shapiro is one of but an army of idiots who absolutely refuse to take a moment and put any time, let alone, rational thought to anything before jumping onto the toilet that is Twatter to belch up their very sage words...words they're so sure we all just hang on. He's but a symptom of this desire to appear as some kind of Twatter Conservative Virtuoso...living for retweets and recognition from the right people. It's a sick mindset. Ben Shapiro is not a smart guy, apparently. If I can step back from this dumb incident and smell something wasn't as it was alleged to have been, why couldn't he? He is, after all, the expert. I'm just some 56 year old broad. Worse though, is NASCAR's reaction, which I found to be horrible.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 23, 2020 02:43 PM (O+I8R)

564 There's a relatively new class of small foiling sailboats around here
called Moth. Solo sailed, a monohull with wings which is where the boat
is sailed from.


Doesn't take much wind to get it up on the foils, keeping it there is the issue.


https://tinyurl.com/y858ft3s

Posted by: JackStraw at June 23, 2020 02:31 PM (ZLI7S)


...

Wow. So the tramp is just to hike out for balance, not an outrigger.


I bet that's a decent workout too.


That looks like a freaking ball. That certainly would keep you busy.

Posted by: clutch cargo at June 23, 2020 02:44 PM (8B6Ng)

565 Watch this grainy video of a door being opened ...

Back, and to the left.

Back ... and to the left.

BACK! And to the LEFT!

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 23, 2020 02:44 PM (LxTcq)

566 561 >>Nice video of the Kiwi prototype AC foiling monohull.


Look how fast the power boats are going to keep up.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 23, 2020 02:43 PM (ZLI7S)

...

so the wing flips from side to side of the hull?

Posted by: TexasDan at June 23, 2020 02:45 PM (yL25O)

567 So, personality theory (specifically MBTI, which many say has been discredited) can explain some of this "tell me what to do Daddy Fauci". About 50% of the population do not like to make decisions, and put it off as long as possible. Consequently, they WANT people to tell them what to do.

Hence... "how long do I have to wear masks Daddy Fauci," as opposed to "screw masks, they're only useful if you're sick."

Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at June 23, 2020 02:45 PM (ZCiJZ)

568 "550 The current hoax defense is Jussie Wallace "was told" about the noose and didn't see it.

Yeah, that will work.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 23, 2020 02:26 PM (puu6v)
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I was that deep in a story yesterday and immediately thought oh fine, that's so he can say "I didn't know what it was because I never saw it. They told me it was a noose and I believed them." That way he comes out of it as being only unwittingly involved, not part of the plan.

Which of course is BS. The first thing I would have done if I were him would be to demand to see the alleged noose."

It is incredibly lame.

I could give two shits less about Wallace or NASCAR but to see them destroyed after calling loyal fans racist is, to put it mildly, incredibly rich.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 23, 2020 02:45 PM (puu6v)

569 NASCAR's rules. Ban Wallace for life.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 23, 2020 02:45 PM (vs2ae)

570 I'm only watching NASCAR if they have trannies racing.

Posted by: Don Le Mon at June 23, 2020 02:45 PM (Y274z)

571 >>> Wow. Another case of a rope with a hand-loop being claimed to be a "noose."

I'm thinking this needs lots more exclamation marks to capture the otter-like surprise factor:

--> Wow!!! Another case of a rope with a hand-loop being claimed to be a "noose"!!!

Posted by: m at June 23, 2020 02:46 PM (Bcbbp)

572 Roger - I Heard Through The Grapevine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMocBqHA408

Posted by: SMH at June 23, 2020 02:46 PM (RU4sa)

573 I'm bout ready to go Reese Bobby--rehab a Nova, live in a motel, get high, and live on Grog's Pizza.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 23, 2020 02:46 PM (DY3v8)

574 Los Angeles City Councilman Jose Huizar Arrested on Federal RICO Charge that Alleges He Agreed to Accept At Least $1.5 Million in Illicit Benefits

I'm sure there's many others who are equally as bad.

Get 'em. Strap them to stakes in the Central Valley and turn the scorpions loose on them.

Posted by: JEM at June 23, 2020 02:47 PM (8erNz)

575 When was there ever a "noose incident" that was real? Seriously, has this ever happened?


Well, if I man with a dick can dress like a woman and say he's a woman and people must believe he is a woman, well then, I don't think it's a jump to say that people who fake noose incidents really believe they're true so we must believe they're true. Even though they are not.


/yes, mental illness is sad and rampant

Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at June 23, 2020 02:47 PM (ZCiJZ)

576 >>That looks like a freaking ball. That certainly would keep you busy.

Not surprisingly some of the best at it are America's Cup sailors. From the world championships.

https://tinyurl.com/yckx7zep

Posted by: JackStraw at June 23, 2020 02:47 PM (ZLI7S)

577 McCarthy published something in NR about statues. I tweeted it was too late, they'd already fed all their limbs to the alligator.

Some douche responded that why? Because they criticized Trump, were a republic not a monarchy. Told douche no, because they were siding with the repress speech nazis, but nice try, douche.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at June 23, 2020 02:47 PM (nRWPy)

578 Ben Shapiro is not a smart guy, apparently. If I
can step back from this dumb incident and smell something wasn't as it
was alleged to have been, why couldn't he? He is, after all, the expert. I'm just some 56 year old broad. Worse though, is NASCAR's reaction, which I found to be horrible.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 23, 2020 02:43 PM (O+I8R)


Even worse, there's an entire contingency that think he's brilliant. It's sad that people associate him with "smart conservative".

Posted by: clutch cargo at June 23, 2020 02:47 PM (8B6Ng)

579 570 I'm only watching NASCAR if they have trannies racing.

NASCAR looks far more like America than does the NFL, NBA, or even MLB.

Posted by: JEM at June 23, 2020 02:48 PM (8erNz)

580 Karlos Dillard is another one who is playing the
race card. He followed a woman home claimed she cut him off while
driving and called him the N word.

Films and posts on social media #black twitter so that they will go after her

Evidently, He does this a lot



https://tinyurl.com/yb9ybxxw

Posted by: redridinghood at June 23, 2020 02:31 PM (wiXsO)

===
Now imagine if you will a white man doing this to a black woman.
Yeah.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 23, 2020 02:48 PM (pw+jk)

581 I enjoy oval racing - but haven't been to a NASCAR race in years. There are way too many other, better options.

Posted by: Well Stocked at June 23, 2020 02:48 PM (ep1HV)

582 It seems that the twitteratti and yearnolists have an obsession with being FIRST! regardless of having any information.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 23, 2020 02:48 PM (iqo0/)

583 Going to guess by the name he isn't white
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 23, 2020 02:34 PM (Fju2f)

I thought Hispanics were white now. I'm so confused...
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 23, 2020 02:38 PM (Y/Mci)

I thought the latest were they were Black?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 23, 2020 02:40 PM (A5zUN)

"Person of color" became, at point in time, a catch all term for non-whites. It used to be the PC way to say "colored person" (which of course was the gentry way of referring to blacks as opposed to calling them the N word) but now pretty much refers to anyone not Whitney.

Funny thing is I'm Mexican on my father's side and probably one of the palest people here. Under the current definition I am a "POC."

It's bullshit all the way down, man.

Posted by: Robert at June 23, 2020 02:48 PM (JsLiN)

584 -
-

I'm bout ready to go Reese Bobby--rehab a Nova, live in a motel, get high, and live on Grog's Pizza.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 23, 2020 02:46 PM
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----
Don't forget the mountain lion.

Posted by: irright at June 23, 2020 02:48 PM (RVcmP)

585 If there's no noose, Bubba must be cut loose.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 23, 2020 02:48 PM (vs2ae)

586 Even worse, there's an entire contingency that think he's brilliant. It's sad that people associate him with "smart conservative".

Isn't Shapiro Ivy?

We need to incinerate the ivies.

Posted by: JEM at June 23, 2020 02:49 PM (8erNz)

587 About 50% of the population do not like to make decisions, and put it off as long as possible. Consequently, they WANT people to tell them what to do.
=====

I don't like to make decisions either. At all. And I do put things off as long as possible. Always have.

But I don't want other people, especially those whom I don't know, doing it for me. What the hell is wrong with people? (Rhetorical)

Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 23, 2020 02:49 PM (vg8iE)

588 561 >>Nice video of the Kiwi prototype AC foiling monohull.


Look how fast the power boats are going to keep up.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 23, 2020 02:43 PM (ZLI7S)

...

so the wing flips from side to side of the hull?
Posted by: TexasDan at June 23, 2020 02:45 PM (yL25O)


The foils are ballasted so the windward foil is lifted up and provides an effective righting moment against the sails.

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 23, 2020 02:49 PM (AiZBA)

589 Another highly unusual unnatural death of someone known by the Clintons. Did any other crime family have more?

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 23, 2020 01:42 PM (y7DUB)

To be fair, who doesn't know 59 people who have committed suicide? Really people, take off the tinfoil hats...

Posted by: Timon at June 23, 2020 02:49 PM (dKm4U)

590 Those Moth boats look like a ton of fun. But, holy hell, they crash HARD.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 23, 2020 02:50 PM (W2Pud)

591 581 I enjoy oval racing - but haven't been to a NASCAR race in years. There are way too many other, better options.

NASCAR on road courses is fun. Like watching salmon on fish ladders getting over a dam.

Short ovals, fine. Superspeedways are the suck.

Posted by: JEM at June 23, 2020 02:50 PM (8erNz)

592 Funny thing is I'm Mexican on my father's side and probably one of the
palest people here. Under the current definition I am a "POC."



It's bullshit all the way down, man.


I'm a really white woman. However, in the future, I might have to start self-identifying as a male person of color, since it might benefit me from a career standpoint.


/also, I might be a gay male person of color. I'm not sure yet.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at June 23, 2020 02:50 PM (ZCiJZ)

593 It is possible that some dickhead thought " hey, those pull strings look like little nooses, I'm gonna cut one down and stick it in what's his nuts' locker hurr hurr"....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 23, 2020 02:50 PM (6FeV1)

594 >>so the wing flips from side to side of the hull?

Yea, but they can be adjusted from the side down toward the bottom of the hull.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 23, 2020 02:51 PM (ZLI7S)

595 If you have the opportunity, review the South Park episode titled "Chef Goes Nanners."

The South Park Flag in the show as depicted in that episode is about as racist of a flag as one could possibly want to imagine, just to make the debate point clear and obvious. It's a group of white stick figures lynching a black stick figure.

Chef (voiced by Isaac Hayes) wants them to change the flag because it is racist.

Stan's uncle Jumbo doesn't want them to change the flag because you shouldn't change history.

Both sides make intelligent well-informed arguments.

The comedy ensues because to solve this critical issue they have the 5th grade students put on presentations for both sides of the debate.

The moment of realization comes when Chef and the rest learn that the kids didn't even *notice* the races of the stick figures because they had been taught not to see people like that. Chef says this is beautiful and apologized for assuming they were defending the flag because they are racists.

The resolution of the story is when they reveal the new updated flag:
It's stick figures of all shades, Red, Yellow, White, Brown, Black, still lynching a black stick figure.

Posted by: Iftwilp at June 23, 2020 02:51 PM (gqvXZ)

596 I've got some questions: did any of the blacks who supported Trump when he worked to get the First Step Act enacted into law, which released tens of thousands of black felons back out on to the streets in time for the riots, did any of them make the laziest effort to speak against the riots? Did even one say that Black Lives Matter is wrong? That defacing and destroying statues of American historic figures is wrong? Will any of them say that tearing down statues of Jesus Christ is wrong? Any at all?

https://gab.com/Montag/posts/104394512824175907

Posted by: Monty James at June 23, 2020 02:51 PM (Zqz9o)

597 BTW has nascar responded yet? or are they just going to dummy up until it passes?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 23, 2020 02:51 PM (r+sAi)

598 This Black Bubba has been in thousands of garages through the course of his career.

He knew EXACTLY what he was looking at.

He still tried to cash in on it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a white supremacist for believing blacks are intelligent and can follow the law at June 23, 2020 02:51 PM (Vjz25)

599 I don't like to make decisions either. At all. And I do put things off as long as possible. Always have.



But I don't want other people, especially those whom I don't know,
doing it for me. What the hell is wrong with people? (Rhetorical)



You might be the exception, rather than the rule. Lots of people I know who don't like making decisions are as happy as a pig in sh*t, waiting for Daddy Fauci to tell them what to do next.


/a good example of this phenom is "Jonestown." Or "Heaven's Gate."

Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at June 23, 2020 02:52 PM (ZCiJZ)

600 Hey Jack Straw, I raced NACRAs, Hobies, and Prindles until about 50 YO.

It was a blast. I've passed many a power boat. Motorcycles on the water.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 23, 2020 02:52 PM (pw+jk)

601 Well, if I man with a dick can dress like a woman and say he's a woman and people must believe he is a woman, well then, I don't think it's a jump to say that people who fake noose incidents really believe they're true so we must believe they're true. Even though they are not.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at June 23, 2020 02:47 PM (ZCiJZ)

We are very far into the 'Repeat the Lie' territory.

The bigger victory for them is that you DON't believe the dude is a woman, as long as you repeat the lie. It is about the idea of believing one thing, but stating another- because you HAVE to- or you will lose everything.

Dangerous stuff.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 23, 2020 02:52 PM (A5zUN)

602 Posted by: Iftwilp at June 23, 2020 02:51 PM (gqvXZ)

Damnit. His name is Jimbo not Jumbo.

Posted by: Iftwilp at June 23, 2020 02:52 PM (gqvXZ)

603 /also, I might be a gay male person of color. I'm not sure yet.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at June 23, 2020 02:50 PM


Consider adding 'trans' and 'differently-abled' for the quadfecta?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 23, 2020 02:53 PM (DMUuz)

604 Hangman

https://youtu.be/e-9h2NcLbgU

I had to give up my shoes with laces, those little nooses haunted my every step.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 23, 2020 02:53 PM (Z4rgH)

605

Complete eradication of White Men from Amerika is necessary and imminent.

Posted by: Karen Ima'Ignorkunt, DNC History Spokesperson at June 23, 2020 02:53 PM (Re9MM)

606 >>Hey Jack Straw, I raced NACRAs, Hobies, and Prindles until about 50 YO.

Nice. I never raced cats, fooled around on some and they are a hoot to sail.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 23, 2020 02:54 PM (ZLI7S)

607 /also, I might be a gay male person of color. I'm not sure yet.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at June 23, 2020 02:50 PM (ZCiJZ)

If you're a gay male person o'color than I'm a trans-lesbian that needs to know if I can borrow your sluttiest little black dress and a pair of stiletto heels.

Posted by: Robert needs a pair of lace thong panties, too at June 23, 2020 02:54 PM (JsLiN)

608 159 kallisto
Still do not know why he threw water in the face of that other dude in video?

https://tinyurl.com/ybxbznyw

Posted by: Glenn John at June 23, 2020 02:54 PM (LilNs)

609 But, Don Le Mon, traineez aren't safe.

Posted by: Marooned at June 23, 2020 02:54 PM (yYptV)

610 /also, I might be a gay male person of color. I'm not sure yet.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at June 23, 2020 02:50 PM



Consider adding 'trans' and 'differently-abled' for the quadfecta?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 23, 2020 02:53 PM (DMUuz)


Dragonkin might get you a job at a tech company

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 23, 2020 02:54 PM (aPvIU)

611 European hangings resulted in strangulation. Nothing unprofessional
about it.

Posted by: MHK at June 23, 2020 02:19 PM (iQIUe)



Neal Stephenson's Baroque Trilogy goes on endlessly about that in the opening novel, "Quicksilver".

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at June 23, 2020 02:54 PM (ZSK0i)

612 NASCAR died with Dale Sr's crash.

And Jeff Gordon.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 23, 2020 02:55 PM (vs2ae)

613 I have attended the Daytona 500 11 times. There shan't be a 12th.

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 23, 2020 02:55 PM (sjdRT)

614


Super Trucks look like a blast, and it's good to see Robby Gordon miixng it up again.

Haven't watched a NASCAR race in a very long time, they are flat out tedious. Used to not be like that, but...

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at June 23, 2020 02:55 PM (lg/F7)

615 If this is true, NASCAR will sweep this under the rug, as will the FBI and any other investigating authorities. "The larger truth", the "fearless response" from Bubba, and the "brave solidarity" of his fellow drivers will all outweigh doing what is good and right and apologizing to millions of NASCAR fans who were smeared with the blood guilt of racism.

Hear that, NASCAR fans? NASCAR doesn't give a rat's ass about you.

Posted by: Matticus Finch at June 23, 2020 02:55 PM (mENHL)

616 I enjoy oval racing - but haven't been to a NASCAR race in years. There are way too many other, better options.

NASCAR on road courses is fun. Like watching salmon on fish ladders getting over a dam.

Short ovals, fine. Superspeedways are the suck.
Posted by: JEM



Dirt track is the bomb.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 23, 2020 02:55 PM (NuA1h)

617 Ace drop another big screen on himself?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 23, 2020 02:55 PM (Zmnko)

618 After seeing Bubba Wallace's outraged tweet about this "incident" posted
in the CTH story, it's abundantly obvious that he knew this was a hoax
from the beginning.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 23, 2020 02:18 PM (BM2fS)

--

I mentioned the other day that about a year or so ago, I watched some driver profile show that happened to be about Bubba Wallace that day. He's a young guy. I was struck by his telling of starting to race early in his career and being heckled with the "N" word, supposedly by fans. At that time, I found it a teeny bit suspicious. I admit, because of Mr. Black, I've been to a few races. Enough to get a feel for the kinds of people that go there, hang out, have fun and the like. I just couldn't imagine, in this day and age, that happening to him. FFwd to his recent strong support for Black Lives Matter, and being totally uncritical of them (just look them up, Bubba...you support that??) and wearing that 'I Can't Breathe' tshirt. I can't help but feel myself getting a different take on one Mr. Bubba Wallace, who is more race-aggrieved than I ever thought. Maybe I'm out of line and flat out wrong, but I'm starting to doubt even his "N" word story from a couple of years ago.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 23, 2020 02:55 PM (O+I8R)

619 Consider adding 'trans' and 'differently-abled' for the quadfecta?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 23, 2020 02:53 PM (DMUuz)

LOL. That just reminded me of this line from Seven Psychopaths:

"Hey new idea how 'bout we change the title from The Seven Psychopaths to The Seven Lesbians Who Are All Disabled And Have Overcome All Their Spazzy Shit And Are Really Nice to Everybody And Two of Them Are Black."

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 23, 2020 02:56 PM (Y/Mci)

620 Oh and the stupid everybody drive the same car crap.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 23, 2020 02:56 PM (vs2ae)

621 University of Cincinnati will remove Marge Schott's name from baseball stadium, library

She died in 2004 at age 75, and the stadium was named after her two
years later following a $2 million donation from the Marge Charles
J. Schott Foundation.



Do they get their $2 million back?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 23, 2020 02:56 PM (aPvIU)

622 Matt Walsh@MattWalshBlog
We're hearing from Bubba Wallace and NASCAR people that it's offensive and hurtful that anyone would question the veracity of the noose claim. Yet these people have the power to dispel the theory and embarrass those who advance it simply by showing us the noose, but refuse. Weird

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Offensive and hurtful! Offensive and hurtful!!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 23, 2020 02:57 PM (+y/Ru)

623 "Help! I've flat-screened and I can't get up!"

- Possible AceAlert message?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 23, 2020 02:57 PM (dfRN6)

624
I remember the hate crime hoax where supposedly someone carved a 'B' in a woman's face.
Problem was, they did it backwards. Like they were looking in a mirror at the time.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles


Pat it and prick it, and mark it with B,
Put it in the oven for Baby and me

Posted by: Baker's man at June 23, 2020 02:57 PM (aKsyK)

625 Posted by: Robert needs a pair of lace thong panties, too at June 23, 2020 02:54 PM

Any of your local Euroweenie kick-ball teams can fix you right up.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 23, 2020 02:57 PM (DMUuz)

626 570
I'm only watching NASCAR if they have trannies racing.

Posted by: Don Le Mon at June 23, 2020 02:45 PM (Y274z)
Someone usually blows a trannie during the race.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 23, 2020 02:57 PM (N39Ws)

627 When was there ever a "noose incident" that was real? Seriously, has this ever happened?

One hundred years ago. Oklahoma.

Posted by: JAS at June 23, 2020 02:57 PM (2BZBZ)

628 EU going to ban US visitor this year as we haven't ruined ourselves enough over precious covid. I think we should pull all the visitors in uniform, and the equipment that goes with them. Really, fuck these assholes

Posted by: CN at June 23, 2020 02:58 PM (ONvIw)

629 The DOJ turned over more documents to the Flynn legal team today including handwritten notes by Strzok that appear to have been done in early January 2017. They are reported to be very explosive.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 23, 2020 02:58 PM (ZLI7S)

630 Garage is closed. Noose out front shoulda told ya'.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 23, 2020 02:58 PM (l+j8B)

631 I went to the Redneck Riviera (Panama City Beach) some decades ago and watch people sailing rental Hobie Cats, which looked like a ton of fun. Started paying a bit more attention to people tipping them over constantly (alcohol may have been involved because Florida beach), and finally went to rent one for a couple of hours. Got some very rudimentary instructions and took off with The Daughter of Satan and BBoy^2 onboard.

What a blast that was. I'd never sailed anything before. I was hooked, but had no place to keep one. Always wanted something like a nice little Hunter 24 to weekend on, but again, had nowhere to keep it. Oh well...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at June 23, 2020 02:58 PM (HaL55)

632 I am not watching any sports anymore.
Used to watch to get away from reality
Now? FUck em

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 23, 2020 02:58 PM (85Gof)

633
BTW has nascar responded yet? or are they just going to dummy up until it passes?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

=========

Prediction: they are crafting a response that expresses qualified relief that this particular instance appears to be something other than what was originally feared, then roars back to condemn the racism that we all harbor in our hearts and that made this inadvertent mistake possible and they will contribute $10mil to the appropriate organization in an effort to raise our awareness and prevent future misunderstandings.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 23, 2020 02:58 PM (G51Gf)

634 622
Matt Walsh@MattWalshBlog

We're hearing from Bubba Wallace and NASCAR people that it's
offensive and hurtful that anyone would question the veracity of the
noose claim. Yet these people have the power to dispel the theory and
embarrass those who advance it simply by showing us the noose, but
refuse. Weird



-

Offensive and hurtful! Offensive and hurtful!!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 23, 2020 02:57 PM (+y/Ru)
Hope Noosecar keeps that attitude up. There still is about 2 or 3 fans left to piss off.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 23, 2020 02:59 PM (N39Ws)

635 There totally was a noose loose guys!

No. You can't see it.

No. Weirdly the cameras were all off and no one had a working cell phone.

Just shut up and accept it, you racist.

Fake but accurate!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 23, 2020 02:59 PM (vs2ae)

636 Marge Schott was a pretty awful person to most of the people of Cincinnati. I grew up there and she was universally hated. And known to be racist, though I can't remember now why. I do remember being at Riverfront decades ago when she and Schotzie trotted out to the field and the dog took a dump. Klassy.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 23, 2020 02:59 PM (O+I8R)

637 Matt Walsh@MattWalshBlog

We're hearing from Bubba Wallace and NASCAR people that it's
offensive and hurtful that anyone would question the veracity of the
noose claim. Yet these people have the power to dispel the theory and
embarrass those who advance it simply by showing us the noose, but
refuse. Weird



-

Offensive and hurtful! Offensive and hurtful!!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 23, 2020 02:57 PM (+y/Ru)

IT'S NOT ABOUT THE EVIDENCE, IT'S ABOUT THE SERIOUSNESS OF THE CHARGE YOU RACISTY RACIST!

Posted by: Timon at June 23, 2020 02:59 PM (dKm4U)

638 I'm only watching NASCAR if they have trannies racing.

Posted by: Don Le Mon


Someone usually blows a trannie during the race.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed


Seen 'em strip a few trannies.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 23, 2020 03:00 PM (NuA1h)

639 Even better.

No, there wasn't a noose...

But we know you would have put one there if you could have so we're just grateful you didn't have a chance, racists.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 23, 2020 03:01 PM (vs2ae)

640 I'm looking forward to Tucker's take on this tonight. I assume he'll cover it.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at June 23, 2020 03:01 PM (kfcYC)

641 Marge Schott was a pretty awful person to most of
the people of Cincinnati. I grew up there and she was universally
hated. And known to be racist, though I can't remember now why. I do
remember being at Riverfront decades ago when she and Schotzie trotted
out to the field and the dog took a dump. Klassy.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 23, 2020 02:59 PM (O+I8R)

Remember the jokes Howard Stern used to do about her. I wonder how his SJW ass would like to hear those now.

Posted by: Timon at June 23, 2020 03:01 PM (dKm4U)

642 632
I am not watching any sports anymore.

Used to watch to get away from reality

Now? FUck em

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 23, 2020 02:58 PM (85Gof)
You hit the nail on the head. Everyday people wanted to watch sports to get away from reality. Now viewers are preached at, mocked, ridiculed all the while they change rules to ruin the game (what ever game it is).If I want to be treated like that, I'll go to the inlaws.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 23, 2020 03:01 PM (N39Ws)

643
The DOJ turned over more documents to the Flynn legal team today including handwritten notes by Strzok that appear to have been done in early January 2017. They are reported to be very explosive.
Posted by: JackStraw

========

Don't explosions speak for themselves?

HEY JACKSTRAW, just here to annoy you!

Curious, do you have an opinion as to when these things will detonate? Before or after the election?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 23, 2020 03:01 PM (G51Gf)

644
We're hearing from Bubba Wallace and NASCAR people that it's
offensive and hurtful that anyone would question the veracity of the
noose claim. Yet these people have the power to dispel the theory and
embarrass those who advance it simply by showing us the noose, but
refuse. Weird

Sorry... I'm offended by all this bulls**t... And by the way "Bubba" is at best a mediocre driver

Posted by: It's me donna at June 23, 2020 03:01 PM (Zmnko)

645 At this point, someone needs to photoshop a Subway sandwich in his hands to prove he's telling the truth.

Posted by: RoyalOil at June 23, 2020 03:01 PM (aO8Gd)

646 The View@TheView@BubbaWallace on those who believe the noose incident was staged: "It's simple-minded people like that, the ones that are afraid of change, they use everything in their power to defend what they stand up for... instead of trying to listen and understand what's going on."

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 23, 2020 03:02 PM (oVJmc)

647 I'm a really white woman. However, in the future, I might have to start self-identifying as a male person of color, since it might benefit me from a career standpoint.


/also, I might be a gay male person of color. I'm not sure yet.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at June 23, 2020 02:50 PM (ZCiJZ)

If the pay's good enough, I can put a blonde wig on and call myself Mary.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 23, 2020 03:02 PM (Kpl3J)

648 I gotta say that I have seen hundreds of pull cords on garages, and I have never seen a loop. It is always a knot, or nothing at all.

Loops catch things. What kind of idiot installed those doors?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 23, 2020 03:02 PM (LWu6U)

649 >>Curious, do you have an opinion as to when these things will detonate? Before or after the election?

Both.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 23, 2020 03:02 PM (ZLI7S)

650 I get the feeling ace is making lasagna again for dinner...

Posted by: Tami at June 23, 2020 03:02 PM (cF8AT)

651 There totally was a noose loose guys!

No. You can't see it.

No. Weirdly the cameras were all off and no one had a working cell phone.

Just shut up and accept it, you racist.

Fake but accurate!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 23, 2020 02:59 PM

Sorry folks, the garage is closed, noose out front shoulda told ya.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 23, 2020 03:02 PM (l+j8B)

652 Billy, watcha doin with that knife?

Posted by: Rope Swing by the Swimmin Hole at June 23, 2020 03:02 PM (+K8ae)

653 Curious, do you have an opinion as to when these things will detonate? Before or after the election?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 23, 2020 03:01 PM (G51Gf)

#twoweeks

Or Big Bill Barr will just eat them

Posted by: CN at June 23, 2020 03:02 PM (ONvIw)

654 I'm looking forward to Tucker's take on this tonight. I assume he'll cover it.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at June 23, 2020 03:01 PM (kfcYC)

Ladies and gentlemen, tonight I'm going to tell you the solution to all of our national problems.

Alcohol.

Just start drinking lots of it.

Posted by: Tucker Carlson at June 23, 2020 03:03 PM (JsLiN)

655 Used to watch to get away from reality

Now? FUck em

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 23, 2020 02:58 PM (85Gof)

That's what Whiskey is for.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2020 03:03 PM (dLLD6)

656 Nice video of the Kiwi prototype AC foiling monohull.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lq9UA4EfQB0
Posted by: DR.WTF at June 23, 2020 02:36 PM (AiZBA)


Very interesting.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 23, 2020 03:03 PM (bW5jA)

657 Matt Walsh@MattWalshBlog
We're hearing from Bubba Wallace and NASCAR people that it's offensive and hurtful that anyone would question the veracity of the noose claim. Yet these people have the power to dispel the theory and embarrass those who advance it simply by showing us the noose, but refuse. Weird

-
Offensive and hurtful! Offensive and hurtful!!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 23, 2020 02:57 PM (+y/Ru)


We have already SEEN the 'noose' and know the story is, as usual, MADE UP BULLSHIT.

Assholes. Enjoy the dustbin. You've earned it.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 23, 2020 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)

658 First you get a witch doctor to shrink the head of your enemy, then you use the garage door Pull Down Noose otherwise it will never fit.

NASCAR is now the WWE driving in circles...

Posted by: StrategicCorporalUSMC at June 23, 2020 03:03 PM (Phl2G)

659 646 The View@TheView@BubbaWallace on those who believe the noose incident was staged: "It's simple-minded people like that, the ones that are afraid of change, they use everything in their power to defend what they stand up for... instead of trying to listen and understand what's going on."
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 23, 2020 03:02 PM (oVJmc)

I can't even understand the View's tweet.
Was that English?

Posted by: Flyover at June 23, 2020 03:03 PM (Rbu5d)

660 We're hearing from Bubba Wallace and NASCAR people that it's offensive and hurtful that anyone would question the veracity of the noose claim. Yet these people have the power to dispel the theory and embarrass those who advance it simply by showing us the noose, but refuse. Weird

Sorry... I'm offended by all this bulls**t... And by the way "Bubba" is at best a mediocre driver
Posted by: It's me donna at June 23, 2020 03:01 PM (Zmnko)

I'm offended that my skepticism is questioned in light of the Smollett hoax, which appears to have been of a kind with this one.

Posted by: Cato, Academia Delenda Est at June 23, 2020 03:03 PM (J+mig)

661 What a blast that was. I'd never sailed anything before. I was hooked, but had no place to keep one. Always wanted something like a nice little Hunter 24 to weekend on, but again, had nowhere to keep it. Oh well...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy



Spent a week on a 48' cat sailing all around the British Virgin Islands. I could do that forever if my circumstances were different.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 23, 2020 03:03 PM (NuA1h)

662
I'm only watching NASCAR if they have trannies racing.



Posted by: Don Le Mon

I never watch CNN (I think that is where he is on) but when I first heard his name I thought that it was a joke/parody. Who the fuck is named Don Lemon. More like Don Lemon Party. DO NOT google lemon party.

Posted by: Timon at June 23, 2020 03:04 PM (dKm4U)

663 If the pull down loop *was* cut down by someone and put into this dude's locker.... that's pretty shitty. I mean, it's not a crime, just an asinine prank, but it should still be denounced....

But they'd have the rope. They'd have video of whoever did it. They could just come out and say "this guy is a dick. He's fired." So.... what the fuck nascar. ?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 23, 2020 03:04 PM (6FeV1)

664 Nothing bolsters a stories credibility better than someone saying "How DARE you demand to see the actual evidence of the crime!!!"

followed by "Why you must be a Witch... er, I mean a RAYCISS, too!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 23, 2020 03:04 PM (Kpl3J)

665 655
Used to watch to get away from reality


Now? FUck em

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 23, 2020 02:58 PM (85Gof)

That's what Whiskey is for.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2020 03:03 PM (dLLD6)
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
THIS

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 23, 2020 03:04 PM (N39Ws)

666 How many coup plotters have been raided and/or indicted by the DOJ as of today?

Also, how many antifa have been rolled up by the DOJ for their various crimes, such as attacking federal moments or crossing state lines to riot? One or two?

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at June 23, 2020 03:04 PM (L106N)

667 NOOD

Posted by: IrishEi at June 23, 2020 03:04 PM (sGotD)

668 The View@TheView@BubbaWallace on those who believe the noose incident was staged: "It's simple-minded people like that, the ones that are afraid of change, they use everything in their power to defend what they stand up for... instead of trying to listen and understand what's going on."
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 23, 2020 03:02 PM (oVJmc)


Don't believe your lyin' eyes.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 23, 2020 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)

669 ace did say posting would be lighter. I think that is a semi-veiled hint that we should amuse ourselves when there is a content drought.

*shadowpuppets*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 23, 2020 03:05 PM (A5zUN)

670
That's what Whiskey is for.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2020 03:03 PM (dLLD6

yeah sigh...to bad I don't drink much anymore

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 23, 2020 03:05 PM (85Gof)

671 Which reminds me to ask: why isnt that shitbag hate-hoaxer, tax cheat, arson-inciter Al Sharpton still not in jail?

Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 23, 2020 03:05 PM (koNhm)

672 We're hearing from Bubba Wallace and NASCAR people that it's
offensive and hurtful that anyone would question the veracity of the
noose claim.

--

Tough. Know what's offensive and hurtful? The constant barrage and insinuation that we are all a bunch of racists who need to be punished, atone for our racial sins (even when we have done nothing to deserve that condemnation) and listen to other people chide us relentlessly, as if we are children in need of punishment and correction. I'm sorry, but FU to NASCAR and Bubba Wallace.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 23, 2020 03:05 PM (O+I8R)

673 One thing I have noticed in black friends is that they have been conditioned to find racism everywhere. Not their fault, since how would they know that the world is nasty brutish and sucks for everyone - they have been told that every slight they encounter is due to racism, so how would they know.

Well, my theory is that he looked at these nooses every time he went in the garage, and it triggered him and he did something stupid. All the white people just saw pull cords, and this poor man saw his ancestors hanging from trees for eyeballing white women. Can't blame him really.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 23, 2020 03:05 PM (LWu6U)

674 Whoa! Format fail!

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 23, 2020 03:05 PM (O+I8R)

675 Infinite loops are to be avoided, generally.

Posted by: Greybeard Programmer at June 23, 2020 03:05 PM (DMUuz)

676 The insanity never stops-
White painting whip marks on their backs wearing signs 'cracker for sale'

https://tinyurl.com/y7g9uq7y

Posted by: redridinghood at June 23, 2020 03:05 PM (wiXsO)

677 Dirt track is the bomb.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 23, 2020 02:55 PM (NuA1h)


Agreed. We also have a high banked asphalt track that ASA and ARCA run at. Good times.

On Halloween weekend - people bring RVs and kids trick or treat after the races.

Posted by: Well Stocked at June 23, 2020 03:05 PM (ep1HV)

678 671 Which reminds me to ask: why isnt that shitbag hate-hoaxer, tax cheat, arson-inciter Al Sharpton still not in jail?
Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 23, 2020 03:05 PM (koNhm)

because America is racist & exists only to jail black men?

Posted by: Mrs Butterworth at June 23, 2020 03:06 PM (Izzlo)

679 @TwitterSafety

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Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump · 6h

There will never be an "Autonomous Zone" in Washington, D.C., as long as I'm your President. If they try they will be met with serious force!


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Posted by: Tami at June 23, 2020 03:06 PM (cF8AT)

680 663 If the pull down loop *was* cut down by someone and put into this dude's locker.... that's pretty shitty. I mean, it's not a crime, just an asinine prank, but it should still be denounced....

But they'd have the rope. They'd have video of whoever did it. They could just come out and say "this guy is a dick. He's fired." So.... what the fuck nascar. ?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 23, 2020 03:04 PM (6FeV1)

COME ON. I've been saying this from the top of this thread, *EVERY* piece of evidence we have support this conclusion, including what you just pointed out.

THIS IS A MARKETING OP PLANNED AND CARRIED OUT BY NASCAR ITSELF.

The guy who "reported" it was sent there to cut the "noose" off the cord so that he would have something to report. The person who took the photograph of the stall untied the cord on the neighboring stall so it wouldn't be so blatantly obvious.

ALL OF THEM ARE ACTING ON ORDERS FROM ABOVE.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 23, 2020 03:07 PM (Kpl3J)

681 641 Marge Schott was a pretty awful person to most of
the people of Cincinnati. I grew up there and she was universally
hated. And known to be racist, though I can't remember now why. I do
remember being at Riverfront decades ago when she and Schotzie trotted
out to the field and the dog took a dump. Klassy.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 23, 2020 02:59 PM (O+I8R)

"And known to be racist . . . "

And?

Posted by: Monty James at June 23, 2020 03:07 PM (Zqz9o)

682
If the pay's good enough, I can put a blonde wig on and call myself Mary.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 23, 2020 03:02 PM (Kpl3J)


$20, same as in town.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 23, 2020 03:08 PM (oVJmc)

683 i watched NASCAR since I was a kid Dale and Jr. were my drivers. When jr. retired I lost a lot of interest but still tried to watch even though the driver personalities sucked and the cars were getting further and further away from "stock". But now after the stars and bars flag and this Bubba shit? Fuck you NASCAR.

Posted by: Archer at June 23, 2020 03:09 PM (gmo/4)

684 am not watching any sports anymore.

Used to watch to get away from reality

Now? FUck em

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 23, 2020 02:58 PM (85Gof)
You hit the nail on the head. Everyday people wanted to watch sports to get away from reality. Now viewers are preached at, mocked, ridiculed all the while they change rules to ruin the game (what ever game it is).If I want to be treated like that, I'll go to the inlaws.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 23, 2020 03:01 PM

Yep I am done with all their virtual signaling bullshit. It's like late night "comedy" shows, movies, etc. I go to have a little escape, not get preached at. I am even done with baseball. These guys are still making millions after people lost their business' livelihoods etc. Crybaby pricks. Not to mention all the stadiums here are in the shit hole cities. Nope. By fellas.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 23, 2020 03:09 PM (l+j8B)

685 Black Lies Matter

Posted by: NASCAR at June 23, 2020 03:09 PM (pbStR)

686 Dirt track is the bomb.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 23, 2020 02:55 PM (NuA1h)


I love watching the non wing sprint cars.

The silver crown cars are fun to watch as well

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 23, 2020 03:09 PM (M+Lyo)

687 Curious, do you have an opinion as to when these things will detonate? Before or after the election?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 23, 2020 03:01 PM (G51Gf)

Sometime after the heat death of the universe.

Posted by: Sjg at June 23, 2020 03:10 PM (gDSJf)

688 641 Marge Schott was a pretty awful person to most of
the people of Cincinnati.
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 23, 2020 02:59 PM (O+I8R)


I went to a cocktail party onboard her boat, the Emerald K, when she came to the Old Club on Harsen's Island, Michigan. I was just a young guy recently engaged to girl who's father had a yacht there. She was a pleasant host but I only spent a few minutes talking to her.

Posted by: jwest at June 23, 2020 03:11 PM (mrrpT)

689 Ben Shapiro is the Don Kirshner of politics.

Kirshner was the impresario that brought The Monkees to screen and record players along with numerous other bubblegum acts. Lacking any real talent of his own he was nevertheless front and center in the music biz. He was a cynic's cynic and a control freak.

Shapiro is no dummy but like Kirshner he has obviously resolved to carve out a niche for himself. No longer the enfant terrible in his late 30s, the days of playing campuses and simultaneously playing the victim are on hold or fading away. Now he has an eye on being the 'reasonable' conservative - a Sean Hannity type but with his Twitter app always at the ready.

Posted by: Patchy at June 23, 2020 03:11 PM (gIfFx)

690 Shapiro actually looks like a rat. He's about the size of one as well. I won't read a thing that little turncoat puts up.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 23, 2020 03:13 PM (l+j8B)

691 Fuck you dolphin! Fuck you whaaaale!


- The Japs!

Posted by: Archer at June 23, 2020 03:15 PM (gmo/4)

692 He's exhausted, he couldn't lift a beer if he had too.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 23, 2020 03:19 PM (bW5jA)

693 I am even done with baseball. These guys are still
making millions after people lost their business' livelihoods etc.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 23, 2020 03:09 PM (l+j8B)

The owners and players being unable to agree may be a saving grace. If they don't play, they can't virtue signal. Then someone might realize it is a disaster and avoid doing it.

Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at June 23, 2020 03:20 PM (WVeiZ)

694 black guys gonna hoax a hate crime. NASCAR has been going woke and going broke for a long time now.

Posted by: DFCtomm at June 23, 2020 03:25 PM (50gG9)

695

I've done without NASCAR for almost 58 years. They can continue to fuck themselves.

Posted by: Pendulating Richard at June 23, 2020 03:28 PM (Re9MM)

696 148 It was one of Bubba Wallace's "people."

They found it and went straight to NASCAR. Bypassing Bubba and Richard Petty Racing that actually owns the car.
Posted by: rd at June 23, 2020 01:36 PM (+0uDE)

I think that's reversed. I actually have a bit of pity for Bubba Wallace, I think he's a clueless stooge being played by his bosses.

I think he was *told* to report this, and that it was all set up as a coordinated publicity stunt by the NASCAR head office. The way the pictures are staged, the way they're trying to dissemble - this is on "op" on their part, just like the CHAZ/CHOP zone in Seattle was an "Op" by Mayor Jenny right from the start.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 23, 2020 01:42 PM (Kpl3J)

But he has seen garage-door rope pulls before.

Posted by: m at June 23, 2020 03:33 PM (Bcbbp)

697 Used to watch to get away from reality

Now? FUck em

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 23, 2020 02:58 PM (85Gof)


I think many guys did, but this might be a good thing. I work with a couple of sports guys and now that they don't have sports they're paying a lot more attention to politics. They might want to rethink that whole politicization of sports. They seem to have forgotten how to actually pull of the circuses part of bread and circuses.

Posted by: DFCtomm at June 23, 2020 03:34 PM (50gG9)

698

"Kirshner was the impresario that brought The Monkees to screen and record players along with numerous other bubblegum acts. Lacking any real talent of his own he was nevertheless front and center in the music biz. He was a cynic's cynic and a control freak. "

That is a bit unfair, he was a business man, but did bring bands like KANSAS to FM stations acoss the country, and other bands.

Don Kirshner's Rock Concert was really good too, live rock musicians performing. So many good bands and jams, all on TV. Innovative.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at June 23, 2020 03:35 PM (lg/F7)

699 How long before ESPN or Fox Sports or NBCSN explain that although this wasn't actually a noose, it was correct to report is as a noose because NASCAR fans are white and therefore this is the kind of racist stuff they do?

Posted by: Mookie at June 23, 2020 03:35 PM (3vIkC)

700 Speaking of the Covington Kids episode. I wonder how many people (ordinary, well meaning, decent people) still -to this very day- believe that the smirky kid was in the wrong.

I'll bet that there are plenty of good folks, who don't quite remember the details, just that young white kid in hat = BAD; older, war veteran, peaceful indian = GOOD

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at June 23, 2020 03:37 PM (xptlg)

701 Just like all liberals jumping to conclusions Yes liberals are idiots

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at June 23, 2020 03:46 PM (FLiOE)

702 463 btw, NASCAR has been turning left for a long time.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 23, 2020 02:19 PM (W2Pud)


Heh

Posted by: kactus at June 23, 2020 03:51 PM (67oaY)

703 It's worse than I thought!! Every garage has a noose!!!!

Posted by: jd at June 23, 2020 04:45 PM (IiR2y)

704 A loop at the end of the rope is good for holding on to things or being held on to. There are things it can hold on to other than necks. Necks aren't even close to the most common reason you'd tie a ring at the end of a rope.

Posted by: DaveM at June 23, 2020 04:46 PM (WWC3Y)

705 537. Alan Kulwicki was of Polish descent. Dunno if NooseCAR has had another since his untimely death.

Posted by: Introverted Elephoncentric Hypochondriac at June 23, 2020 05:04 PM (IGghx)

706 Take a look at the Daily Wire videos by Andrew Klavan and Michael Knowles. You might actually enjoy them and they are guaranteed not to drive you crazy the way Ben does.
Just a thought.
Best regards.

Posted by: Loretta Weiss-Morris at June 23, 2020 05:54 PM (e7n9X)

707 Of course he lied. Do you really believe all this racial nonsense? This is all lies by the {{{media.}}}

Posted by: mGrant at June 24, 2020 04:31 PM (r5iyh)

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