In Wake of General Black Lives Matter Cancellations of Everything, Media Overlooks Fact That Virginia's Governor Blackface is an "Honored" Guest of the Virginia Democrat Convention

I guess this isn't interesting. More like the exact opposite of interesting.

It's predictable and routine. The media is not anti-racism, they are merely anti-Republican.

The Virginia Democrats who called for Northam to resign last February ovr the blackface incident.

Now he's their honored guest.

And even though the media is in an absolute #Cancellation frenzy, none of them give a paragraph inch of concern about the blackface-wearing governor in the state that borders the nation's capital.

So you can tell the media's real level of concern about racism.


Posted by: Ace at 04:33 PM




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1 1. Left L3-4 Transforaminal Epidural Steroid Injection.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 18, 2020 04:34 PM (W2Pud)

2 Yo

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 18, 2020 04:34 PM (DIyjE)

3 goddammit, meep meep motherfuckers

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 18, 2020 04:34 PM (W2Pud)

4 Centered.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 18, 2020 04:34 PM (DIyjE)

5 centered

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 18, 2020 04:34 PM (W2Pud)

6 No shock here tho

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 18, 2020 04:35 PM (DIyjE)

7 Christie Brinkley is very centered

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 18, 2020 04:35 PM (ifmtJ)

8 But that's not important right now because we're moving to the center!!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at June 18, 2020 04:35 PM (mMLSg)

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Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2020 04:35 PM (Kpl3J)

10 st

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at June 18, 2020 04:35 PM (AHq56)

11 Stuck in the middle with you.

Posted by: dantesed at June 18, 2020 04:36 PM (88xKn)

12 And good on Ace calling out the blackface/klansman wearing motherfucker

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 18, 2020 04:36 PM (ifmtJ)

13 Purdy.

Posted by: clutch cargo at June 18, 2020 04:36 PM (8B6Ng)

14 It's okay when we do it.

Posted by: The DNC, probably at June 18, 2020 04:36 PM (ExV1e)

15 I see we've moved to the middle of the road. Ace must be growing in office

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 18, 2020 04:36 PM (4a9Vv)

16 There
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Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at June 18, 2020 04:36 PM (AHq56)

17 Posted by: nurse ratched at June 18, 2020 04:34 PM (W2Pud)

Well done Nurse R!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at June 18, 2020 04:36 PM (mMLSg)

18 Damnit nurse look at what your insane science has done to the comments!

Posted by: Someguy at June 18, 2020 04:36 PM (zR1US)

19 (.) (.)

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 18, 2020 04:36 PM (ifmtJ)

20 Democrats
Good

Republicans


Bad

Posted by: shibumi at June 18, 2020 04:36 PM (ZCiJZ)

21 I'll use the racist dogwhistle to summon corgis

Posted by: clutch cargo at June 18, 2020 04:37 PM (8B6Ng)

22 I'll approve it.

Posted by: Dredd Roberts at June 18, 2020 04:37 PM (Ojki1)

23 Here I Am... Stuck in the Middle with You

Posted by: kbdabear at June 18, 2020 04:37 PM (qAR6u)

24 roll
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Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at June 18, 2020 04:37 PM (AHq56)

25
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Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 18, 2020 04:37 PM (ifmtJ)

26 Look at me! Gotta be... Center Field!

Posted by: Doof at June 18, 2020 04:37 PM (mZUr4)

27 NoNood McCenters.

Posted by: Grump928© at June 18, 2020 04:37 PM (0XvLg)

28 All these formatting jokes.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 18, 2020 04:37 PM (ExV1e)

29 racecar

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 18, 2020 04:37 PM (1ISKN)

30 Also apparently we're all supposed to celebrate Juneteenth now.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at June 18, 2020 04:38 PM (GbPPJ)

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Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 18, 2020 04:38 PM (ifmtJ)

32 damn it

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 18, 2020 04:38 PM (ifmtJ)

33 Finger.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at June 18, 2020 04:38 PM (J+mig)

34 I'd be appalled, but I have already been betrayed by my fellow residents in Virginia!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at June 18, 2020 04:38 PM (mMLSg)

35 Close the tag, cha-cha-cha, close the tag, cha-cha-cha

ALVIN!

Posted by: clutch cargo at June 18, 2020 04:38 PM (8B6Ng)

36 Ommmmm.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at June 18, 2020 04:38 PM (1jlUc)

37 I celebrate boobteenth

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Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 18, 2020 04:39 PM (ifmtJ)

38 This blog is too moderate.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 18, 2020 04:39 PM (1ISKN)

39 30 Also apparently we're all supposed to celebrate Juneteenth now.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at June 18, 2020 04:38 PM (GbPPJ)

With drunkenness and poorly considered sex?

Posted by: Someguy at June 18, 2020 04:39 PM (zR1US)

40 Since the democrats are the official political party formed by slave owners in order to continue salvery its logical.

Posted by: Lewis Bowlby at June 18, 2020 04:39 PM (Lxxwf)

41 Also apparently we're all supposed to celebrate Juneteenth now.

All my electronic calendars have it now and I can't delete the "holiday".

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at June 18, 2020 04:39 PM (fpc+A)

42 30
Also apparently we're all supposed to celebrate Juneteenth now.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at June 18, 2020 04:38 PM (GbPPJ)

Another day upon which to drink beer.
(You know that is what will happen.)

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Sizzling Savings on Flame-Proof Riot Wear at the Outrage Outlet! at June 18, 2020 04:39 PM (iS/Va)

43 That's different !!! because ... reasons ...

Posted by: Adriane the Arizona Gardening Critic ... at June 18, 2020 04:39 PM (LPnfS)

44 Wow so FB bans Trump ads for violating their policy against organized hate.


Days after NAACP and ADL demand it.

Posted by: Ha at June 18, 2020 04:39 PM (jZZUS)

45 I guess this really is a centrist website.

Posted by: El Jefe ~ Blue Zones POW MIA ~ You Are Not Forgotten ~ at June 18, 2020 04:39 PM (Ae67h)

46 Didn't he admit that he couldn't remember if he was the guy in blackface or the KKK hood in that photograph?

Posted by: pookysgirl, just asking questions at June 18, 2020 04:39 PM (XKZwp)

47 I'd be appalled, but I have already been betrayed by my fellow residents in Virginia!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at June 18, 2020 04:38 PM (mMLSg)

Not all of us.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 18, 2020 04:39 PM (nAiE/)

48 Only here. This place is awesome

Posted by: A dude in MI at June 18, 2020 04:40 PM (/6GbT)

49 When
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Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at June 18, 2020 04:40 PM (AHq56)

50 We need to shift the boundary of Washington DC to MD and VA would be full red again and MD would not be affected.

Posted by: Vic at June 18, 2020 04:40 PM (mpXpK)

51 I will celebrate the same way I celebrate the bank holidays. By putting on my pants and going to work so other people who do the same can have functioning internetz.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at June 18, 2020 04:40 PM (J+mig)

52
Well, he is, authentically, named "Coonman".

I wonder if NOW he'll do his Michael Jackson moonwalk routine.

Once an Eastern Shore bumpkin, always an Eastern Shore bumpkin.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 18, 2020 04:40 PM (pNxlR)

53 37 I celebrate boobteenth

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Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 18, 2020 04:39 PM (ifmtJ)


At least this is something we can get behind!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at June 18, 2020 04:40 PM (mMLSg)

54 at least this time I got to see what shithead posted before he was tossed

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 18, 2020 04:40 PM (4a9Vv)

55 What a difference a year makes!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 18, 2020 04:40 PM (CjFDo)

56 It's kabuki theatre all the way down.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 18, 2020 04:40 PM (q1Pj5)

57 I'm in the center, and I see no Coonman Northam here.

Because he was never here.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2020 04:40 PM (sy5kK)

58 The only standard is that there are no standards.

Posted by: huerfano at June 18, 2020 04:40 PM (9dnxb)

59 Racism is front and center...except when it isn't.

Posted by: Fortcoins at June 18, 2020 04:40 PM (1vIuC)

60


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Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2020 04:41 PM (Kpl3J)

61 Why, this is typical and a resume enhancement for the left. When do we start pushing back? When the war starts? I don't like this....

Posted by: Boliver Shagnasty at June 18, 2020 04:41 PM (fJ+BQ)

62 At least it makes sense for my company: they're woke and based in Austin.

Meh. It's another day off

#boobteenth

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Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 18, 2020 04:41 PM (ifmtJ)

63 30 Also apparently we're all supposed to celebrate Juneteenth now.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at June 18, 2020 04:38 PM (GbPPJ)

With drunkenness and poorly considered sex?
Posted by: Someguy at June 18, 2020 04:39 PM (zR1US)


Raise money for BLM with a slave auction ???

Posted by: Adriane the Arizona Gardening Critic ... at June 18, 2020 04:41 PM (LPnfS)

64 37 I celebrate boobteenth

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Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 18, 2020 04:39 PM (ifmtJ)

At least this is something we can get behind!
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No.. that's Assteenth!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 18, 2020 04:41 PM (CjFDo)

65 re 46: was about to say the same thing, but it's OK because he's one of the Good Guys.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 18, 2020 04:41 PM (4a9Vv)

66 You know what else happened on June 19th? They executed the Rosenbergs.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 18, 2020 04:41 PM (gAXBD)

67 It was also okay for Justin to take a knee at a BLM demo although, to be fair, he didn't do it in blackface.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 18, 2020 04:41 PM (TZi47)

68 37 I celebrate boobteenth



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Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 18, 2020 04:39 PM (ifmtJ)



At least this is something we can get behind!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at June 18, 2020 04:40 PM (mMLSg)


And uphold!

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 18, 2020 04:41 PM (q1Pj5)

69 What does Kellyanne Conway's supposed facelift have to do with the Governor of Virgina? Did she have a facelift to make her look just like Northam?

Troll is tiresome.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 18, 2020 04:41 PM (+eVzC)

70 Also apparently we're all supposed to celebrate Juneteenth now.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at June 18, 2020 04:38 PM (GbPPJ)

Another day upon which to drink beer.
(You know that is what will happen.)
Posted by: Mikey NTH


Malt likker.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 18, 2020 04:41 PM (LHT0w)

71 Coonman was Soundgarden's best song.

Posted by: steevy at June 18, 2020 04:41 PM (KNsKs)

72 So apparently #WhiteStrike is trending on twitter. Not sure if this is parody or not.

Posted by: Methos at June 18, 2020 04:41 PM (kOpft)

73 It's kabuki theatre all the way down.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 18, 2020 04:40 PM (q1Pj5)

The style guide calls this kabukakke.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at June 18, 2020 04:41 PM (J+mig)

74 You know, for a Far Right Blogger, Ace rarely gets beyond Center.

And then, only briefly.

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2020 04:41 PM (ZF7Pg)

75 Im sure Trudeau is also welcome.

Posted by: Pliney at June 18, 2020 04:41 PM (nzKWW)

76 Did we ever establish if Coonman was the one in the blackface or the klanhood?

Posted by: Boots at June 18, 2020 04:41 PM (oGBso)

77 Insert centered joke.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at June 18, 2020 04:42 PM (9IdCK)

78 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 18, 2020 04:42 PM (Zz0t1)

79 All these formatting jokes.


lost ... like tears .. in .. rain

Posted by: Grump928© at June 18, 2020 04:42 PM (0XvLg)

80 Juneteenth by itself is a fine idea for a holiday.

But when it is slammed in your face in a celebrate or die sort of way...

Not so appealing.

Posted by: El Jefe ~ Blue Zones POW MIA ~ You Are Not Forgotten ~ at June 18, 2020 04:42 PM (Ae67h)

81 >>Also apparently we're all supposed to celebrate Juneteenth now.


I blame Texas.

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2020 04:42 PM (ZF7Pg)

82 Also appearing, the Tijuana Donkey from The Bachelor Party. Because Democrat.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at June 18, 2020 04:42 PM (42IZT)

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Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 18, 2020 04:42 PM (ifmtJ)

84 Why do so many people that dress in blackface end up in politics?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 18, 2020 04:42 PM (1ISKN)

85 I celebrate boobteenth

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At least this is something we can get behind!


Be proactive ... get out in front of it ...

Posted by: Adriane the Arizona Gardening Critic ... at June 18, 2020 04:42 PM (LPnfS)

86 better ice cream for a summer day:

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Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2020 04:42 PM (Kpl3J)

87 40 acres and a mule are on their way to You, on that train from washington, arriving juneteenf!!

Posted by: The Dem Plantation Massas at June 18, 2020 04:42 PM (0bDKR)

88 Didn't he admit that he couldn't remember if he was the guy in blackface or the KKK hood in that photograph?
Posted by: pookysgirl, just asking questions at June 18, 2020 04:39 PM (XKZwp)


Only one would be acceptable. The other would be unforgivable. The acceptable one will be determined at such time as he suddenly remembers which he was.

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Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 18, 2020 04:38 PM (ifmtJ)

32 damn it
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 18, 2020 04:38 PM (ifmtJ)


LMFAO

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 18, 2020 04:42 PM (Zz0t1)

90 Isn't it wonderful living in The Matrix? Reality is what the media tells us it is. No need to think, they will do it for us. And they have outlawed all the red pills.

Posted by: Decaf at June 18, 2020 04:42 PM (xarPm)

91 damn it, no longer as centered

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 18, 2020 04:42 PM (ifmtJ)

92 1. Left L3-4 Transforaminal Epidural Steroid Injection.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 18, 2020 04:34 PM (W2Pud)

Well, Northam really is a pain in the...back.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 18, 2020 04:42 PM (6xA3t)

93 If I stand a broom on my computer right now, it will remain upright.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 18, 2020 04:43 PM (gAXBD)

94 Not seeing the problem hear.
After all, Blackface Lives Matters. Right?

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at June 18, 2020 04:43 PM (Sae8j)

95 all the centered jokes... lost, like tears in the rain... time to left-align

Posted by: ptschett at June 18, 2020 04:43 PM (uHE/j)

96 You know what else happened on June 19th? They executed the Rosenbergs.

Seriously? Now I know what I can spend tomorrow contemplating.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 18, 2020 04:43 PM (ExV1e)

97 All these formatting jokes.
... gone like tears in rain.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 18, 2020 04:43 PM (TZi47)

98 30 Also apparently we're all supposed to celebrate Juneteenth now.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at June 18, 2020 04:38 PM (GbPPJ)

And then we'll be accused of cultural appropriation for doing so.

What a nice scam the left has going.

Posted by: Bete at June 18, 2020 04:43 PM (Ojki1)

99 re 76: Schrodinger's Northam, black face or klansman? Yes.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 18, 2020 04:43 PM (4a9Vv)

100 You know, I'm starting to think that "journalists" aren't the brave, truth-telling paragons of virtue they say the are.

Posted by: pep at June 18, 2020 04:43 PM (v16oJ)

101 We cancel all depictions of black people on all products, but they absolutely must feature in every single commercial on T.V.. Oh, and when it's a multi-racial commercial, they absolutely must be the smart, sane, wise, and helpful person in the commercial.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at June 18, 2020 04:43 PM (lW69B)

102 Willowed, so reposting, mostly because everyone should hear Rammstein's Te Quiero Puta! at least once:

The most feared Waffen SS unit was the SS Panzer Divison Jose Jimenez




They changed the motto "Schweiss spart Blut" into "Refritos macht fart".

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 18, 2020 04:34 PM (gAXBD)


It was a pain in the ass getting the sombreros through the hatch but they were still feared

Posted by: TheQuietMan


They rode into battle on their Panzers with Rammstein's Te Quiero Puta! blasting from speakers. Glorious:

https://tinyurl.com/te-quiero-puta

Posted by: Sharkman at June 18, 2020 04:43 PM (BM2fS)

103 The centre will not hold.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 18, 2020 04:44 PM (TZi47)

104 95 all the centered jokes... lost, like tears in the rain... time to left-align
Posted by: ptschett at June 18, 2020 04:43 PM (uHE/j)

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Posted by: El Jefe ~ Blue Zones POW MIA ~ You Are Not Forgotten ~ at June 18, 2020 04:44 PM (Ae67h)

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50 We need to shift the boundary of Washington DC to MD and VA would be full red again and MD would not be affected.
Posted by: Vic at June 18, 2020 04:40 PM (mpXpK


That won't do any good. The DC swamp creatures live in the counties surrounding DC in both states.

On the other hand, dissolving DC and returning its territory to Maryland would kill two birds with one stone -- it would put an end to DC's beef, "No Taxation Without Representation" and it would not award DC two new Senators who would be eternally Dims.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 18, 2020 04:44 PM (pNxlR)

106 I give this story two "Ok" signs!

Posted by: Northam at June 18, 2020 04:44 PM (EgshT)

107 Completely forgot what the content was about.

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at June 18, 2020 04:44 PM (AHq56)

108 *updates nic for to celebrate Boobteenth*


Did we ever establish if Coonman was the one in the blackface or the klanhood?

Posted by: Boots at June 18, 2020 04:41 PM (oGBso)


I'm still upset that we didn't get to see him attempt to moonwalk.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at June 18, 2020 04:44 PM (GbPPJ)

109 Also apparently we're all supposed to celebrate Juneteenth now.


I blame Texas.
Posted by: garrett



I blame Yankees.
Took 'em 18 months to notify Texas. They weren't in too big of a hurry.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 18, 2020 04:44 PM (LHT0w)

110 Also apparently we're all supposed to celebrate Juneteenth now. Posted by: alexthechick -

Somewhere above, Abraham Lincoln stares intently and sadly at his Emancipation Proclamation and then rolls his eyes.

Posted by: corn and beans at June 18, 2020 04:44 PM (tkNkP)

111 When the tag is closed we will all be moving to the left
Because we're all part of the Ragged Right!

Posted by: andycanuck at June 18, 2020 04:44 PM (TZi47)

112 Corona for Cinco de Mayo
? For Juneteenth

Posted by: steevy at June 18, 2020 04:45 PM (KNsKs)

113 In the not too distant future, blackface will be required.

Northam was just ahead of his time.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 18, 2020 04:45 PM (kA3Cp)

114 >>Juneteenth by itself is a fine idea for a holiday.


Then why does it have such a stupid name?

Posted by: Kwanza at June 18, 2020 04:45 PM (ZF7Pg)

115 42 30
Also apparently we're all supposed to celebrate Juneteenth now.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at June 18, 2020 04:38 PM (GbPPJ)

Our Michigan governor announced this yesterday, proving that she is a follower, but which state originally decided to celebrate Juneteenth?

Posted by: Chillin the most at June 18, 2020 04:45 PM (lonOK)

116 Posted by: Grump928© at June 18, 2020 04:42 PM (0XvLg)

Hah! I was gonna use that quote.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 18, 2020 04:45 PM (ExV1e)

117 anyway, wasn't Northam's Lt Governor accused of sexual assault by two women? Also buried by the Dem Media?

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 18, 2020 04:45 PM (4a9Vv)

118 107 Completely forgot what the content was about.

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at June 18, 2020 04:44 PM (AHq56)

#boobteenth?

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Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 18, 2020 04:45 PM (ifmtJ)

119 > You know what else happened on June 19th? They executed the Rosenbergs.

Who were guilty as hell, and only the most extreme leftists will deny it nowadays.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 18, 2020 04:45 PM (hKLpI)

120 98 30 Also apparently we're all supposed to celebrate Juneteenth now.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at June 18, 2020 04:38 PM (GbPPJ)

And then we'll be accused of cultural appropriation for doing so.

What a nice scam the left has going.
Posted by: Bete at June 18, 2020 04:43 PM (Ojki1)

Well I'm gonna have me a nice big watermelon anyways. Because I like watermelon.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2020 04:46 PM (Kpl3J)

121 How long before Christmas is outlawed and Kwanza takes it's place?

/and don't forget Ramadan, that will become our next roaming National Holiday!

Posted by: shibumi at June 18, 2020 04:46 PM (ZCiJZ)

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30 Also apparently we're all supposed to celebrate Juneteenth now.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at June 18, 2020 04:38 PM (GbPPJ)


I shall celebrate it as I always have - by blissfully ignoring it.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 18, 2020 04:46 PM (pNxlR)

123 >>I blame Yankees.


You always do.

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2020 04:46 PM (ZF7Pg)

124 I read that as "devastate 2020".

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 18, 2020 04:46 PM (G4GU9)

125 103 The centre will not hold.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 18, 2020 04:44 PM (TZi47)


Almost like you were prescient!

BUT, just once, I'd like to see Ace go to the right.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at June 18, 2020 04:46 PM (mMLSg)

126 Do we all have to wear blackace now? Does the mask rule still apply? I need to know these things to keep from being hung out to dry. I can't keep up with their rules.

Posted by: Boliver Shagnasty at June 18, 2020 04:46 PM (fJ+BQ)

127 114 >>Juneteenth by itself is a fine idea for a holiday.


Then why does it have such a stupid name?
Posted by: Kwanza at June 18, 2020 04:45 PM (ZF7Pg)

I can suggest something else.
Something you might like...

#boobteenth

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Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 18, 2020 04:46 PM (ifmtJ)

128 And yes, somewhere deep down, I'm still 13 inside

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 18, 2020 04:46 PM (ifmtJ)

129 Juneteenth is a day for brisket.

Posted by: Grump928© at June 18, 2020 04:46 PM (0XvLg)

130 Yeah the Rosenbergs were guilty but the reds had klaus Fuchs on the inside from the beginning....

Posted by: steevy at June 18, 2020 04:46 PM (KNsKs)

131 So, saw some American tweets, generally unhappy with the Free Shit Army bitching about being oppressed, but also a lot of Brits discussing their immigration problems, so maybe that's more a European thing?

Posted by: Methos at June 18, 2020 04:46 PM (kOpft)

132 Boobs are good I like boobs.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 18, 2020 04:46 PM (q1Pj5)

133 Our Michigan governor announced this yesterday, proving that she is a follower, but which state originally decided to celebrate Juneteenth?
Posted by: Chillin the most at June 18, 2020 04:45 PM (lonOK)



Texas and that was, what, 70 some years ago?

That's the thing, Juneteenth is a regional holiday that's been around for yonks. It's not some suddenly made up BLM thing.

But OMG HOW HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF IT AND WE ALL MUST CELEBRATE IT NOW is.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at June 18, 2020 04:47 PM (GbPPJ)

134 Who were guilty as hell, and only the most extreme leftists will deny it nowadays.







Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 18, 2020 04:45 PM (hKLpI)



Let's face it, most leftists these days don't even know who the Rosenbergs were. Failure to learn history, much less learn FROM it.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 18, 2020 04:47 PM (CcOog)

135 What kills me is that the lily white left are pandering using the basest, ill-conceived notions of what they think the black people they don't understand would appreciate.

And nobody in the black community stands up to them, or at least isn't being heard.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 18, 2020 04:47 PM (kA3Cp)

136 1 1. Left L3-4 Transforaminal Epidural Steroid Injection.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 18, 2020 04:34 PM (W2Pud)

We love it when you talk nerdy.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 18, 2020 04:47 PM (NWiLs)

137 Have they denounced Ralph for his attendance as a member of the class of 1981 at VMI?

Posted by: FortWorthmike at June 18, 2020 04:47 PM (ek7rN)

138

If I paint my dick black will it look way bigger?

Posted by: Pendulating Richard at June 18, 2020 04:47 PM (d6DSt)

139 They changed the motto "Schweiss spart Blut" into "Refritos macht fart".

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 18, 2020 04:34 PM (gAXBD)


It was a pain in the ass getting the sombreros through the hatch but they were still feared

Posted by: TheQuietMan


They rode into battle on their Panzers with Rammstein's Te Quiero Puta! blasting from speakers. Glorious:

https://tinyurl.com/te-quiero-puta
Posted by: Sharkman at June 18, 2020 04:43 PM (BM2fS)

The Russians were finally able to destroy the entire division, when they noticed an operational pattern that had missed before.

The Russians attacked during Siesta time.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 18, 2020 04:48 PM (NgKpN)

140 Texas and that was, what, 70 some years ago?



That's the thing, Juneteenth is a regional holiday that's been around for yonks. It's not some suddenly made up BLM thing.



But OMG HOW HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF IT AND WE ALL MUST CELEBRATE IT NOW is.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at June 18, 2020 04:47 PM (GbPPJ)


While canceling all Fourth of July fireworks and celebrations.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 18, 2020 04:48 PM (OhU2Y)

141 Our Michigan governor announced this yesterday, proving that she is a follower, but which state originally decided to celebrate Juneteenth?
Posted by: Chillin the most at June 18, 2020 04:45 PM (lonOK)

It became an official state holiday in Texas in 1980.

Juneteenth is what the folks who celebrated it always called it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2020 04:48 PM (Kpl3J)

142 Unless it's a Federal Holiday, I have to work it.

Posted by: Grump928© at June 18, 2020 04:48 PM (0XvLg)

143
46 Didn't he admit that he couldn't remember if he was the guy in blackface or the KKK hood in that photograph?
Posted by: pookysgirl, just asking questions at June 18, 2020 04:39 PM (XKZwp)


Fine. YOU WERE BOTH.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 18, 2020 04:48 PM (pNxlR)

144 Juneteenth was just a marketing gimmick by Colt 45!!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at June 18, 2020 04:48 PM (lW69B)

145 They rode into battle on their Panzers with Rammstein's Te Quiero Puta! blasting from speakers. Glorious:

https://tinyurl.com/te-quiero-puta




Thank you for posting. Very touching. Always brings a tear to my eye. Wedding song and all that. . .

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 18, 2020 04:48 PM (gAXBD)

146 Mrs. Butterworth danced with Colonel Sanders in that commercial. That's why she's being cancelled. She's a racist.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 18, 2020 04:48 PM (COzlW)

147 >>OMG HOW HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF IT AND WE ALL MUST CELEBRATE IT NOW




'YOU GOTTA SEE THE BABY!'

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2020 04:48 PM (ZF7Pg)

148 Do we all have to wear blackace now? Does the mask rule still apply? I need to know these things to keep from being hung out to dry. I can't keep up with their rules.
Posted by: Boliver Shagnasty


Do we wear a mask to go shopping or bring a brick?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 18, 2020 04:48 PM (LHT0w)

149 Juneteenth: Pander Harder to BLM.

Posted by: shibumi at June 18, 2020 04:48 PM (ZCiJZ)

150 84 Why do so many people that dress in blackface end up in politics?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 18, 2020 04:42 PM

Lots of safe blue districts that will vote for anyone with a D next to their name?

Posted by: Reality at June 18, 2020 04:49 PM (V9sPV)

151 Do we wear a mask to go shopping or bring a brick?


Yes.

Posted by: shibumi at June 18, 2020 04:49 PM (ZCiJZ)

152
That's the thing, Juneteenth is a regional holiday that's been around for yonks. It's not some suddenly made up BLM thing.

But OMG HOW HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF IT AND WE ALL MUST CELEBRATE IT NOW is.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at June 18, 2020 04:47 PM (GbPPJ)

And the suddenly discovered tradition that on Juneteenth all whiteys must kneel?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 18, 2020 04:49 PM (NgKpN)

153 How does one celebrate Juneteenth?


Because if they do the whole "ban fried chicken and watermelon thing" I ain't going.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 18, 2020 04:49 PM (G4GU9)

154
Let's face it, most leftists these days don't even know who the Rosenbergs were. Failure to learn history, much less learn FROM it.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 18, 2020 04:47 PM (CcOog)

Feature, not bug

Posted by: Long march through the institutions at June 18, 2020 04:49 PM (Ojki1)

155 *updates nic for to celebrate Boobteenth*


Did we ever establish if Coonman was the one in the blackface or the klanhood?

Posted by: Boots at June 18, 2020 04:41 PM (oGBso)

I'm still upset that we didn't get to see him attempt to moonwalk.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at June 18, 2020 04:44 PM (GbPPJ)
----------------------------

As best I can recall, that was the only time a "political wife" did more than stand next to her disgraced husband like a suffering statue.

Mrs. OhNoDon'tYouDareMoonwalk grabbed his arm and prevented Gov. Coonman from strutting his stuff. Too bad, the GIFs would have been priceless.

Posted by: Boots at June 18, 2020 04:49 PM (oGBso)

156 They're making him comfortable until the voters decide which course to take.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 18, 2020 04:49 PM (aKsyK)

157 "But Ralph Northam."
That's my reply now.
Claim I had badthink?
"But Ralph Northam."

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 18, 2020 04:50 PM (oVJmc)

158 From the National Juneteenth Observance Foundation - (some of the Wokesters might want to hide their eyes)

"Watermelon and red soda water are the oldest traditional foods on Juneteenth," said Myers, head of the National Juneteenth Observance Foundation. "And there's always been soul food served. Fried chicken and barbecue and greens and black-eyed peas."

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2020 04:50 PM (Kpl3J)

159 152 That's the thing, Juneteenth is a regional holiday that's been around for yonks. It's not some suddenly made up BLM thing.

But OMG HOW HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF IT AND WE ALL MUST CELEBRATE IT NOW is.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at June 18, 2020 04:47 PM (GbPPJ)

And the suddenly discovered tradition that on Juneteenth all whiteys must kneel?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 18, 2020 04:49 PM (NgKpN)
-----------------------------

Kwanzaa this year ought to be LIT!

Posted by: Boots at June 18, 2020 04:50 PM (oGBso)

160 114 >>Juneteenth by itself is a fine idea for a holiday.


Then why does it have such a stupid name?
Posted by: Kwanza at June 18, 2020 04:45 PM (ZF7Pg)

*****

Eh. I guess they thought it sounded better than just saying June Nineteenth.

Whatevs...

Posted by: El Jefe ~ Blue Zones POW MIA ~ You Are Not Forgotten ~ at June 18, 2020 04:50 PM (Ae67h)

161 The media simply isn't anti-Republican. They are openly anti-white.

Posted by: TheBriBear at June 18, 2020 04:50 PM (+Gh3T)

162 Seriously? Now I know what I can spend tomorrow contemplating.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 18, 2020 04:43 PM (ExV1e)

Let's mash the two ideas together.

The last enforcement of the Emancipation Proclamation and the execution of the Rosenbergs? Call it Justice Day. A day to remember that we are a nation of laws, and celebrate it, and the often thankless work to that makes the law function.

Hug a police officer, it's Justice Day!

(Imagine how much this will stick in their craw.)

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at June 18, 2020 04:50 PM (J+mig)

163 Saw a neighbor at the store this morning - buying over priced ribs and pork butt, which we both complained about - for the picnic they are having Saturday. "Juneteenth is a family day, welcome as always" she said, like I needed reminding. She's black and could be my mother age wise - I am white but pass for Hispanic in the summer sun. Neither of us were wearing masks so it was awkward (not) - a smile, a wave and God Bless. Parts of Texas are still normal. When did I get so old?

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 18, 2020 04:51 PM (nFRLh)

164 Also apparently we're all supposed to celebrate Juneteenth now.

Apparently we're getting part of the day off to contemplate our racism. The email explaining that was followed 30 seconds later by one suggesting we watch the Elton John movie "Rocketman" or RuPaul's Drag Race for pride month, so corporate wokeness is about as coherent as you'd expect.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 18, 2020 04:51 PM (ZGrMX)

165 30 Also apparently we're all supposed to celebrate Juneteenth now.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at June 18, 2020 04:38 PM (GbPPJ)


For most of my life, Junetheenth was a minor regional excuse to eat barbecue and rightly celebrate the end of slavery in Texas.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at June 18, 2020 04:51 PM (9IdCK)

166
Did we ever establish if Coonman was the one in the blackface or the klanhood?


If we don't know by now, it doesn't matter. Even Coonman claims he doesn't know, so he obviously did it so much he can't tell, and doesn't know which would be worse.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 18, 2020 04:51 PM (oVJmc)

167 I assume there will be solemn readings of The Proclamation, and debauchery.

Posted by: Grump928© at June 18, 2020 04:51 PM (0XvLg)

168
I was sold in auction as a slave - for reals! In 9th grade, for initiation into Latin Club.

My time in bondage was all of one school day. Ah, the 70s!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 18, 2020 04:51 PM (pNxlR)

169 143
46 Didn't he admit that he couldn't remember if he was the guy in blackface or the KKK hood in that photograph?
Posted by: pookysgirl, just asking questions at June 18, 2020 04:39 PM (XKZwp)

Fine. YOU WERE BOTH.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 18, 2020 04:48 PM

He's both until you remove the mask or the blackface, then the universe decides. And the other person becomes George Soros.

Posted by: Schroedinger's Racist at June 18, 2020 04:51 PM (V9sPV)

170 Do we wear a mask to go shopping or bring a brick?

--

Either/Or.

If you plan on shopping, you must wear a mask.

If you plan on looting, you are exempt from the mask.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 18, 2020 04:51 PM (kA3Cp)

171 142
Unless it's a Federal Holiday, I have to work it.

why work it when you can twerk it?

Posted by: Anachronda at June 18, 2020 04:52 PM (sGtp+)

172 Kwanzaa this year ought to be LIT!
Posted by: Boots at June 18, 2020 04:50 PM (oGBso)


Wonder if Andrew Cuomo's ex-gf Sandra Lee will be making her renowned Kwanzaa cake.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 18, 2020 04:52 PM (t+qrx)

173 "Juneteenth" sounds kind of like ebonics.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 18, 2020 04:52 PM (aKsyK)

174 Do we fly flags at half mast for juneteeth or only till 8:46? I'm so confused

Posted by: A dude in MI at June 18, 2020 04:52 PM (/6GbT)

175 >>Didn't he admit that he couldn't remember if he was the guy in blackface or the KKK hood in that photograph?
Posted by: pookysgirl, just asking questions at June 18, 2020 04:39 PM (XKZwp)



The Joke was, they were BOTH in Blackface.

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2020 04:52 PM (ZF7Pg)

176 Hug a police officer, it's Justice Day!



(Imagine how much this will stick in their craw.)

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at June 18, 2020 04:50 PM (J+mig)


I like this idea.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 18, 2020 04:52 PM (CcOog)

177 OT re sidebar

Roberts has clearly decided late in life that he wanted to be a legislator. I never trusted him, since his whole career seemed to be drive by vanity and a will to power. Now I think he feels he could be a better legislator, better president, better..., than anyone and he is in a position where he can act that way without any checks.

For him, it is not about the law, or his job, or reason, it is about power and he has it so he is going to use it to build a legacy as a powerful man and as someone who is leading the country (by making up laws) that push the country in the "right" direction.

At least, that is my take.

Read the Kavanaugh dissent on the Title VII case - he wrote something like 125 pages calling the majority a bunch of idiots. He is right too. He is doing his job, and interpreting law, and is flummoxed by the majority making up shit.

That is the problem and what needs to be looked at carefully. A person has to have an outsider's contempt for the people in power. I think Scalia had that, and Thomas definitely. Roberts admires them and wants to show he can be in power too and rule over teh country.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is ... at June 18, 2020 04:52 PM (LWu6U)

178
The Virginia Democrats who called for Northam to resign last February over the blackface incident.


Now he's their honored guest.


________





That was before he rehabilitated his reputation in their minds by publicly supporting and endorsing infanticide.

Posted by: ShainS at June 18, 2020 04:53 PM (/pVn2)

179 Should we call Juneteenth "Brick Celebration Day"? I prefere "Boobteenth", Throw your boobs at me Bro...er, Babe.

Posted by: Boliver Shagnasty at June 18, 2020 04:53 PM (fJ+BQ)

180 153 How does one celebrate Juneteenth?




You know that whole "Talk Like a Pirate Day"?

It's that but with a Farina-Stimey-Buckwheat flavor.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 18, 2020 04:53 PM (gAXBD)

181
On even numbered dats, Coonman was the man from the Klan.

On odd numbered days, he was the ave in blackface.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 18, 2020 04:53 PM (pNxlR)

182 I was born into bondage.

I was emancipated on my 18th Birthday.

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2020 04:53 PM (ZF7Pg)

183 >>For most of my life, Junetheenth was a minor regional excuse to eat barbecue and rightly celebrate the end of slavery in Texas.

For all of my life, it didn't exist. Seriously, I had never even heard of this made up holiday until a couple years ago.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 18, 2020 04:53 PM (ZLI7S)

184 ollowed 30 seconds later by one suggesting we watch the Elton John movie "Rocketman" or RuPaul's Drag Race for pride month


*pouts*

Posted by: Bohemian Rhapsody at June 18, 2020 04:53 PM (0XvLg)

185 Juneteenth: Pander Harder to BLM.

" We at Nabisco would just like to affirm our stance against racism and hate. In solidarity with our brothers and sisters of color and to attest to our company's great virtue, we will be flaying alive that white guy, Bob from accounting, and burning his skinless, screaming corpse in a ritualistic human sacrifice, honoring those who daily suffer from systemic racism."

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 18, 2020 04:54 PM (G4GU9)

186
As best I can recall, that was the only time a "political wife" did more than stand next to her disgraced husband like a suffering statue.

Mrs. OhNoDon'tYouDareMoonwalk grabbed his arm and prevented Gov. Coonman from strutting his stuff. Too bad, the GIFs would have been priceless.
Posted by: Boots at June 18, 2020 04:49 PM (oGBso)


I'm torn.

On the one hand, she did what she should have as a wife and prevented her husband from doing something utterly stupid.

On the other hand, oh the memes and gifs that were lost!

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at June 18, 2020 04:54 PM (GbPPJ)

187 Hang on to your collectors item Uncle Ben Rice and Aunt Jemima pancakes boxes....

Posted by: steevy at June 18, 2020 04:54 PM (KNsKs)

188 I can't believe we're supposed to suddenly pick up a holiday for people who were two years behind the curve. It's like a Monty Python sketch.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 18, 2020 04:54 PM (oVJmc)

189 "Watermelon and red soda water are the oldest traditional foods on Juneteenth," said Myers, head of the National Juneteenth Observance Foundation. "And there's always been soul food served. Fried chicken and barbecue and greens and black-eyed peas."
Posted by: Tom Servo

I love this so much. An authentic holiday menu. This needs to be tweeted far and wide--with recipes-- for the suburban wokesters .

Posted by: corn and beans at June 18, 2020 04:54 PM (tkNkP)

190 >>For all of my life, it didn't exist. Seriously, I had never even heard of this made up holiday until a couple years ago.


Same here.

If it wasn't for ESPN Radio, I would still be confused.

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2020 04:54 PM (ZF7Pg)

191 30 Also apparently we're all supposed to celebrate Juneteenth now.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at June 18, 2020 04:38 PM (GbPPJ)

I shall celebrate it as I always have - by blissfully ignoring it.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 18, 2020 04:46 PM (pNxlR)

*****

A day that includes good barbeque?

I can dig that.

It sure beats repeatedly having to stab yourself in the thigh with a fork to make up for 400 years of white male hegemony.

So there's that.

Posted by: El Jefe ~ Blue Zones POW MIA ~ You Are Not Forgotten ~ at June 18, 2020 04:55 PM (Ae67h)

192 Juneteenth the whole town smells like BBQ.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2020 04:55 PM (k16aq)

193 173 "Juneteenth" sounds kind of like ebonics.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 18, 2020 04:52 PM (aKsyK)

Duh, because it is. literally.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2020 04:55 PM (Kpl3J)

194 Wait til Democrats discover they created the Klan, heads are gonna roll.
Oh, and segregation.
And Jim Crow.
Internment wasn't their finest hour as well.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 18, 2020 04:55 PM (AvMVg)

195 I thought Emaciation Day was when Oprah lost all that weight??

Posted by: andycanuck at June 18, 2020 04:55 PM (TZi47)

196 1
1. Left L3-4 Transforaminal Epidural Steroid Injection.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 18, 2020 04:34 PM (W2Pud)

__________


I was told there would be no chess moves and strategies here until Saturday.

Posted by: ShainS at June 18, 2020 04:55 PM (/pVn2)

197 184 ollowed 30 seconds later by one suggesting we watch the Elton John movie "Rocketman" or RuPaul's Drag Race for pride month


*pouts*
Posted by: Bohemian Rhapsody at June 18, 2020 04:53 PM

How about Pee-Wee's Big Adventure?

Posted by: Clueless White Guy at June 18, 2020 04:56 PM (V9sPV)

198 128 And yes, somewhere deep down, I'm still 13 inside
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 18, 2020 04:46 PM (ifmtJ)


Remember those famous words, "you can only be young once, but you can be immature forever!"


It's gotten me this far.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2020 04:56 PM (sy5kK)

199 > Wonder if Andrew Cuomo's ex-gf Sandra Lee will be making her renowned Kwanzaa cake.

Hi, I'm Sandra Lee, and welcome to Semi-Ho Made!

Today: Kwanzaa Cake. This recipe is super easy!

Step 1) Open the cake you bought from the Safeway bakery.

Step 2) Open a handle of store-brand vodka.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 18, 2020 04:56 PM (hKLpI)

200 Not to be outdone...the republicans are going to offer the key note speaker position to Rosanne...who will also do a modern interpretation of the Star Spangled Banner.

Posted by: Orson at June 18, 2020 04:56 PM (i/QpT)

201 183 >>For most of my life, Junetheenth was a minor regional excuse to eat barbecue and rightly celebrate the end of slavery in Texas.

For all of my life, it didn't exist. Seriously, I had never even heard of this made up holiday until a couple years ago.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 18, 2020 04:53 PM (ZLI7S)

All holidays are made up.

Like you, I hadn't heard of it until I was reading about Ranger Frank Hamer. It's a Texas holiday only, or it was.

Unlike #boobteenth

( . ) ( . )

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 18, 2020 04:56 PM (ifmtJ)

202 The email explaining that was followed 30 seconds later by one suggesting we watch the Elton John movie "Rocketman" or RuPaul's Drag Race for pride month, so corporate wokeness is about as coherent as you'd expect.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 18, 2020 04:51 PM (ZGrMX)

Eh, Rocketman isn't a bad movie, it just isn't great. And it's really only made better than forgettable by the Elton John songs to boost it up.

Still better than Bohemian Rhapsody was.

Posted by: Bete at June 18, 2020 04:56 PM (Ojki1)

203 By putting on my pants

**********

You sir, are a #fakemoron.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Finding a Keto Creamer That Doesn't Make Me Vomit at June 18, 2020 04:56 PM (+dsLj)

204 198 128 And yes, somewhere deep down, I'm still 13 inside
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 18, 2020 04:46 PM (ifmtJ)


Remember those famous words, "you can only be young once, but you can be immature forever!"


It's gotten me this far.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2020 04:56 PM (sy5kK)

heh

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 18, 2020 04:56 PM (ifmtJ)

205 IT'S A PIZZA MADE FROM CAULIFLOWER!!!

...and

YOU GET A SLICE

...and

YOU GET A SLICE

Posted by: Oprah at June 18, 2020 04:56 PM (ZF7Pg)

206 So Governor dresses in KKK/Blackface, Lt. Governor is credibly accused of rape, and and Rick Wilson is a Stars and Bars fan, but a guy cracking his knuckles gets canceled?

Dear SMOD, we need you now more than ever.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 18, 2020 04:57 PM (bkUtD)

207 Thank you for posting. Very touching. Always brings a tear to my eye. Wedding song and all that. . .

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot


I love listening to Rammstein. Makes you feel like you should be roaring across the steppe in a Tiger II shredding T-34s with your 88, about to run Stalin out the back door of the Kremlin.

Then you read the lyrics in English and the songs are about hilariously mild things like memories of trips to Mexico or not really wanting to be an angel.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 18, 2020 04:57 PM (BM2fS)

208 Liberals are going to ruin a perfectly good Texas tradition, by taking a celebration with awesome food, and making it into a sackcloth and ashes solemnity.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 18, 2020 04:57 PM (kA3Cp)

209 If it involves barbecue, fried chicken, and watermelon, I can certainly get behind this holiday.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 18, 2020 04:57 PM (hKLpI)

210 Wait til Democrats discover they created the Klan, heads are gonna roll.

Oh, and segregation.

And Jim Crow.

Internment wasn't their finest hour as well.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 18, 2020 04:55 PM (AvMVg)



The beauty of never learning history is you never have to acknowledge it.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 18, 2020 04:57 PM (CcOog)

211
The Northam thing was instructive. The Party leaned on him to step down. He told them to fuck off. So they protected him because that's the implicit promise that underlays the entire scam.

He's a made man.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2020 04:57 PM (wXhu+)

212 Unlike #boobteenth

( . ) ( . )


************

Those don't look real to me.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being Real and Spectacular at June 18, 2020 04:57 PM (+dsLj)

213 Lest we forget, VA AG Mark Herring also did the blackface thing in college....

Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at June 18, 2020 04:57 PM (Ve//x)

214 Queen > Elton John

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 18, 2020 04:58 PM (ifmtJ)

215 Wouldn't Blacks eating BBQ be a cultural appropriation?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 18, 2020 04:58 PM (r+sAi)

216 Riiight. Governor blackface gets a pass while DJT ran an ad with -- get this! - a red triangle.

What's that?

Well, everyone knows their Nazi symbols, and understand that this is a dogwhistle denoting a political prisoner.

Is this another /pol/prank - is this for real???

Posted by: Lizzy at June 18, 2020 04:58 PM (bDqIh)

217 Fortunately for Northam, he isn't a statue.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 18, 2020 04:58 PM (puu6v)

218
"Watermelon and red soda water are the oldest traditional foods on Juneteenth," said Myers, head of the National Juneteenth Observance Foundation. "And there's always been soul food served. Fried chicken and barbecue and greens and black-eyed peas."


In what typefont is this displaying?

Why, that would be StereoType, kiddos!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 18, 2020 04:58 PM (pNxlR)

219 >>All holidays are made up.

Usually they have some sort of broad acceptance in the country. This is just being rammed down our throats.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 18, 2020 04:58 PM (ZLI7S)

220 The Northam thing was instructive. The Party leaned on him to step down. He told them to fuck off. So they protected him because that's the implicit promise that underlays the entire scam.

He's a made man.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2020 04:57 PM (wXhu+)



and they damn sure weren't going to promote a black guy to the job.

Posted by: Grump928© at June 18, 2020 04:58 PM (0XvLg)

221 >>Queen > Elton John


Both kinda suck dick.

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2020 04:58 PM (ZF7Pg)

222 But #Boobteenth > (Queen + Elton John)

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 18, 2020 04:58 PM (ifmtJ)

223 187 Hang on to your collectors item Uncle Ben Rice and Aunt Jemima pancakes boxes....



Along with my Land O'Lakes Indian princess butter box and a menu from Sambo's.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 18, 2020 04:58 PM (gAXBD)

224 It must be nice to be a white leftist. You can be as racist as you want as long as your target are black conservatives.


Posted by: Two Weeks From Being Real and Spectacular at June 18, 2020 04:59 PM (+dsLj)

225 The issue isn't the issue. The issue is the revolution. They aren't hypocrites, they are liars. Bad, lazy liars. That's how easy it is.

Posted by: JebPilled at June 18, 2020 04:59 PM (QUqEV)

226 208
Liberals are going to ruin a perfectly good Texas tradition, by taking a
celebration with awesome food, and making it into a sackcloth and ashes
solemnity.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 18, 2020 04:57 PM (kA3Cp)

want to ruin a a party? Invite a liberal.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 18, 2020 04:59 PM (XEfKE)

227 Vashta gets it. People are always fucking with Texas.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 18, 2020 04:59 PM (nFRLh)

228 221 >>Queen > Elton John


Both kinda suck dick.
Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2020 04:58 PM (ZF7Pg)

ISWYDT

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 18, 2020 04:59 PM (ifmtJ)

229 194 Wait til Democrats discover they created the Klan, heads are gonna roll.
Oh, and segregation.
And Jim Crow.
Internment wasn't their finest hour as well.
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 18, 2020 04:55 PM (AvMVg)

Oh, but the parties SWITCHED!!!!

Posted by: Stupid Democrat Not Interested in Facts, Truth, or History, but I repeat myself at June 18, 2020 04:59 PM (8/7u2)

230 212 Unlike #boobteenth

( . ) ( . )


************

Those don't look real to me.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Being Real and Spectacular at June 18, 2020 04:57 PM (+dsLj)

******

Increase the Font Size to 150% to get a better look.

Posted by: El Jefe ~ Blue Zones POW MIA ~ You Are Not Forgotten ~ at June 18, 2020 04:59 PM (Ae67h)

231 By putting on my pants

**********

You sir, are a #fakemoron.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Finding a Keto Creamer That Doesn't Make Me Vomit at June 18, 2020 04:56 PM (+dsLj)

Subsection Dogskull-Umlaut 37 of the Style Guide says that pants are allowed for economic activity, as long as the particular pair of pants has been used as a weapon at least once.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at June 18, 2020 04:59 PM (J+mig)

232 I guess people finding out they haven't been slaves for two years is less stupid than a bunch of white liberals finding out about a holiday 160 years late and naming it PUBLIC PRIORITY NUMBER FUCKING ONE.

We are living in stupid, stupid times. Fatally stupid.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 18, 2020 04:59 PM (oVJmc)

233 Somewhere at an underground Disney storage facility, an employee drives a forklift loaded with the master copies of Song of The South further and deeper into the recesses . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 18, 2020 04:59 PM (q1Pj5)

234
213 Lest we forget, VA AG Mark Herring also did the blackface thing in college....
Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at June 18, 2020 04:57 PM (Ve//x)


And the VA Lt. Gov. went Full Biden.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 18, 2020 04:59 PM (pNxlR)

235 A national holiday for MLB umpires could be called ... Umpteenth?

Posted by: ShainS at June 18, 2020 04:59 PM (/pVn2)

236 What is red soda water?

Posted by: Grump928© at June 18, 2020 04:59 PM (0XvLg)

237 223 Missed out on the LandO'Lakes. Tossed it and noticed the Indian was gone after I bought the new one...

Posted by: steevy at June 18, 2020 05:00 PM (KNsKs)

238 212 Unlike #boobteenth

( . ) ( . )


************

Those don't look real to me.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Being Real and Spectacular at June 18, 2020 04:57 PM (+dsLj)

More human than human

#FakeBoobsMatter

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 18, 2020 05:00 PM (ifmtJ)

239 And I'm no Ned Flanders, but I wonder why after two hundred-plus years of this country being exceptional, fighting wars for freedom, and giving every person on Earth a chance for opportunities beyond their wildest dreams, only for the good Lord to turn away.

I mean, I get most of this is humanity's fault, but this country is swirling the toilet and there's hardly anything we can do to stop it.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 18, 2020 05:00 PM (bkUtD)

240 Obama may want them to serve Arugula and tofu, but that damn sure ain't gonna happen on Juneteenth!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2020 05:00 PM (Kpl3J)

241 It's really not about race. It's really about the blow jobs.

Posted by: Leon Freeman at June 18, 2020 05:00 PM (sWM8x)

242 You have to realize, the Left doesn't actually 'care' about any of the shit they claim to care about.

Everything, anything- is just one more club to pound the Right with. A hand gesture, a word, a phrase, any incident- anything- is transformed into cudgel to bash the Right with.

The only thing the Left believes in is power. Unfettered unrivaled unlimited political power. Power is everything. By any means necessary.

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 18, 2020 05:00 PM (iTXRQ)

243 I've been eating soul food all this time and I didn't know it. Still dance dorky..

Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 18, 2020 05:00 PM (pB6Gt)

244 want to ruin a a party? Invite a liberal.

*******************

Want to ruin a party and get arrested too? Invite a liberal feminist.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being Real and Spectacular at June 18, 2020 05:01 PM (+dsLj)

245 194 Wait til Democrats discover they created the Klan, heads are gonna roll.
Oh, and segregation.
And Jim Crow.
Internment wasn't their finest hour as well.
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 18, 2020 04:55 PM (AvMVg)

They haven't done internment yet, but the rest is hand waved away by all the racists switching from Democrat to Republican and vice versa. And good luck trying to ask for proof of that.

Posted by: Bete at June 18, 2020 05:01 PM (Ojki1)

246 >>What is red soda water?


I think it's (mostly) unsweetened Kool-Aid in Club Soda.

It's gott be better than the Tea, though.

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2020 05:01 PM (ZF7Pg)

247 Mark Andrews is from Washington, his sin of Queen > EJ is thus forgiven.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 18, 2020 05:01 PM (nFRLh)

248 Clearly, someone put out a mid-month memo that Pride Month wasn't getting any attention. All of a sudden last week, there was an avalanche of marketing for it.

"Did you know Pride Month was started by a black transsexual?"

Way to tie that bow.

Posted by: Ktgreat at June 18, 2020 05:01 PM (AD3JT)

249 HEY, BOSS, MY CULTCHA SAYS WE ALL GOTTA GET OFF WORK FOR OKTOBERFEST.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 18, 2020 05:01 PM (oVJmc)

250 239 And I'm no Ned Flanders, but I wonder why after two hundred-plus years of this country being exceptional, fighting wars for freedom, and giving every person on Earth a chance for opportunities beyond their wildest dreams, only for the good Lord to turn away.

I mean, I get most of this is humanity's fault, but this country is swirling the toilet and there's hardly anything we can do to stop it.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 18, 2020 05:00 PM (bkUtD)

God raises nations up and brings them down.

War ain't over yet, either.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 18, 2020 05:01 PM (ifmtJ)

251 Red Soda Water = Big Red

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 18, 2020 05:01 PM (nFRLh)

252 What is red soda water?





Posted by: Grump928© at June 18, 2020 04:59 PM (0XvLg)



Cheerwine!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 18, 2020 05:01 PM (CcOog)

253 If the US invented slavery, per Tim Kaine, are the Democrats on the patent application?

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 18, 2020 05:02 PM (AvMVg)

254 242 You have to realize, the Left doesn't actually 'care' about any of the shit they claim to care about.

Everything, anything- is just one more club to pound the Right with. A hand gesture, a word, a phrase, any incident- anything- is transformed into cudgel to bash the Right with.

The only thing the Left believes in is power. Unfettered unrivaled unlimited political power. Power is everything. By any means necessary.
Posted by: DB- just DB at June 18, 2020 05:00 PM (iTXRQ)


THIS. Times 1000.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at June 18, 2020 05:02 PM (8/7u2)

255 What is red soda water?

Posted by: Grump928

--

If you haven't had Big Red with your BBQ ribs and chicken, you have missed one of the joys of life.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 18, 2020 05:02 PM (kA3Cp)

256 223 187 Hang on to your collectors item Uncle Ben Rice and Aunt Jemima pancakes boxes....



Along with my Land O'Lakes Indian princess butter box and a menu from Sambo's.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 18, 2020 04:58 PM (gAXBD)

Should I submit a photo of the 'coon school' sign- yes it's a thing, probably 25-30 miles from me

Posted by: A dude in MI at June 18, 2020 05:02 PM (/6GbT)

257 Ah - Big Red. Forgot about Big Red.

It's like Moxxy without the moxy.

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2020 05:02 PM (ZF7Pg)

258 Messican dude making the okie dokie sign.. burn the heretic!

Governor wearing hood and/or blackface, just a little oopsie, honest mistake, anyone can forgive such things THAT far in the past.

Statues of Columbus and Jefferson, well.....

Posted by: BurtTC at June 18, 2020 05:02 PM (hku12)

259 So we're supposed to 'celebrate' the end of slavery, but damn this country for all time for it's legacy of slavery.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 18, 2020 05:02 PM (oVJmc)

260 red soda water=Big Red

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2020 05:02 PM (k16aq)

261 My ukulele teacher is dead to me. tried to school me on covid hysteria being a very real thing because his mother works for the health department. "so shes the one juicing the numbers." Fuck off.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 18, 2020 05:02 PM (XEfKE)

262 I predict Kwaaanzaaa this year will be lit as fuck.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 18, 2020 05:02 PM (sWM8x)

263 They haven't done internment yet, but the rest is
hand waved away by all the racists switching from Democrat to Republican
and vice versa. And good luck trying to ask for proof of that.

Posted by: Bete at June 18, 2020 05:01 PM (Ojki1)



Japanese Americans circa WW2 would like to have a word with you...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 18, 2020 05:03 PM (CcOog)

264 245 ...They haven't done internment yet, but the rest is hand waved away by all the racists switching from Democrat to Republican and vice versa. And good luck trying to ask for proof of that.
=======

Don't forget about me

Posted by: FDR at June 18, 2020 05:03 PM (nzKWW)

265 This is just being rammed down our throats.
Rammstein -- Die Band -- sucks, man!

Posted by: andycanuck at June 18, 2020 05:03 PM (TZi47)

266 Regarding Trumps new SCOTUS list, this is actually something important. There need to be people who have not been affiliated with DC for a very long time if ever. Doing a clerkship for SCOTUS is fine. Working for the DOJ or other agencies, at this point, is not fine. Find people with academic chops, good resumes, who have made lives outside of the normal track.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at June 18, 2020 05:03 PM (JRaU+)

267 We cancel all depictions of black people on all
products, but they absolutely must feature in every single commercial on
T.V.. Oh, and when it's a multi-racial commercial, they absolutely
must be the smart, sane, wise, and helpful person in the commercial.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at June 18, 2020 04:43 PM (lW69B)


They also canceled Mrs. Buttersworth who isn't even black so what is up with that?

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 18, 2020 05:03 PM (nAiE/)

268 > I predict Kwaaanzaaa this year will be lit as fuck.

Even most blacks are wise to the Kwanzaa scam these days.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 18, 2020 05:03 PM (hKLpI)

269 I've been eating soul food all this time and I didn't know it.

The not-entirely-secret is that most of what's stereotypically associated with blacks is actually just Southern.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 18, 2020 05:03 PM (ZGrMX)

270 Because they don't actually believe anything they say they believe.

They are racists.
They are sexists.
They are NOT for equality of any form.
They could give a shit about women, transgendered, gays, et al.
They do not believe in human rights.
They hate diversity.
They abhor economic freedom.

And on and on.

Posted by: mikethemoose at June 18, 2020 05:03 PM (Y6UV7)

271 9
So we're supposed to 'celebrate' the end of slavery, but damn this country for all time for it's legacy of slavery.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 18, 2020 05:02 PM (oVJmc)

well we can go around oppressing them again after the sun goes down.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 18, 2020 05:03 PM (XEfKE)

272 Can we exchange a holiday for Juneteenth?
I'm guessing they'll stop having Columbus Day as a paid holiday because employers sure as heck aren't going to just add another unpaid holiday to their calendar.

However, I would love to chuck Earth Day in exchange for Juneteenth. Einhorn's dead and I don't want to celebrate a holiday invented by a girlfriend-killer Commie.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 18, 2020 05:04 PM (bDqIh)

273 For the life of me I have never understood the attraction of a white person doing black face. To me it is blatant, non-apologetic mockery. I don't get it.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 18, 2020 05:04 PM (UAOfD)

274 I've been eating soul food all this time and I didn't know it. Still dance dorky..


"You mean I'm gonna stay this color?"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at June 18, 2020 05:04 PM (HaL55)

275 239 And I'm no Ned Flanders, but I wonder why after two hundred-plus years of this country being exceptional, fighting wars for freedom, and giving every person on Earth a chance for opportunities beyond their wildest dreams, only for the good Lord to turn away.

I mean, I get most of this is humanity's fault, but this country is swirling the toilet and there's hardly anything we can do to stop it.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 18, 2020 05:00 PM (bkUtD)

*****

Good question.

I would say that the Lord turned his Face from us when we legalized abortion.

That is my biblical interpretation.

I can't prove this, obviously.

Posted by: El Jefe ~ Blue Zones POW MIA ~ You Are Not Forgotten ~ at June 18, 2020 05:04 PM (Ae67h)

276 194 Wait til Democrats discover they created the Klan, heads are gonna roll.
Oh, and segregation.
And Jim Crow.
Internment wasn't their finest hour as well.
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 18, 2020 04:55 PM (AvMVg)


With the Left controlling the education agenda, there is no chance of that ever happening.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2020 05:04 PM (sy5kK)

277 Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 18, 2020 05:00 PM (bkUtD)

God raises nations up and brings them down.

War ain't over yet, either.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 18, 2020 05:01 PM (ifmtJ)


I think He's pretty close to fed up.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 18, 2020 05:04 PM (eg2vB)

278 They also canceled Mrs. Buttersworth who isn't even black so what is up with that?



and graven images shall ye not eat, neither pour anything from them.

Posted by: Grump928© at June 18, 2020 05:05 PM (0XvLg)

279 >>All holidays are made up.

Usually they have some sort of broad acceptance in the country. This is just being rammed down our throats.



Posted by: JackStraw at June 18, 2020 04:58 PM (ZLI7S)
--------------------------------

At least the food for this one is worth getting rammed down your throat.

We have some white lightning left over from making homemade hand sanitizer back in March. Might have to drill a hole in a watermelon and relive my misspent youth in honor of tomorrow.


Posted by: Boots at June 18, 2020 05:05 PM (oGBso)

280 Mmmmm...bacon. Just bacon and white toast. No eggs, no lettuce and tomato, just yummy yummy bacon. The bacon sits on my plate . Waiting to serve. It has no fear of sorrow about its fate. It knows it serves a much greater purpose than other foods. Bacon makes humans better.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 18, 2020 05:05 PM (myjNJ)

281 Regarding Trumps new SCOTUS list, this is actually
something important. There need to be people who have not been
affiliated with DC for a very long time if ever. Doing a clerkship for
SCOTUS is fine. Working for the DOJ or other agencies, at this point,
is not fine. Find people with academic chops, good resumes, who have
made lives outside of the normal track.





Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at June 18, 2020 05:03 PM (JRaU+)

Unless the clerkship was with Thomas or Scalia, I would consider that to be disqualifying too. I would prefer, non-lawyer, non-judge candidates myself.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 18, 2020 05:05 PM (nAiE/)

282 Red Soda Water = Faygo Red Pop ?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 18, 2020 05:05 PM (1g7ch)

283 as followed 30 seconds later by one suggesting we watch the Elton John movie "Rocketman" or RuPaul's Drag Race for pride month,

Elton John's music is o.k. but they couldn't suggest any other alternative to celebrate Pride Month (Why do you have to do that anyway?) than Watching a RuPaul's Drag Race. How about a movie about Alan Turing. or better yet, why doesn't everybody try to try other people-as far as possible-as o.k. people everyday not based on their color or sexual orientation, because it would be really stupid to go up to a Gay person and say "I"m so glad you're gay. What an achievement !! It's wonderful we can celebrate a sexual orientation you were born with!!!"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 18, 2020 05:05 PM (+eVzC)

284 Don't tell me Pajama Boy is going to be on every fucking thing now.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 18, 2020 05:06 PM (XEfKE)

285 Hang on to your collectors item Uncle Ben Rice and Aunt Jemima pancakes boxes....



Along with my Land O'Lakes Indian princess butter box and a menu from Sambo's.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 18, 2020 04:58 PM (gAXBD)

Should I submit a photo of the 'coon school' sign- yes it's a thing, probably 25-30 miles from me
Posted by: A dude in MI at June 18, 2020 05:02 PM (/6GbT)


Hang onto???

It's about time we cancel all those nuns and school marms who taught kids by letting them play hangman on the chalkboard.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 18, 2020 05:06 PM (hku12)

286 "...only for the good Lord to turn away.

I mean, I get most of this is humanity's fault, but this country is swirling the toilet and there's hardly anything we can do to stop it.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 18, 2020 05:00 PM (bkUtD)

well to be serious for a moment, He doesn't turn away, He gets pushed away. It hardly needs saying, but look at what's happened to Churches and Schools over the last 40 years or so. Look what's been done to people who have tried to say we need to hold onto our Christian values. Yes, look at anyone who opposed Gay Marriage, or transexuals. It was all preparation for where we are now.

All we've gotten is what we've been asking for. All that we're suffering is the consequences of our collective choices, and actions. If we want to change our fate, we must change ourselves first.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2020 05:06 PM (Kpl3J)

287 Our Michigan governor announced this yesterday, proving that she is a follower, but which state originally decided to celebrate Juneteenth?
Posted by: Chillin the most at June 18, 2020 04:45 PM (lonOK)

My great great grandpa marched with Uncle Billy. He was probably one of the original Juneteenth celebrators. But, he won't get mentioned. Neither will the Democrat slave owners.

Posted by: clutch at June 18, 2020 05:06 PM (9UmRs)

288 However, I would love to chuck Earth Day in exchange for Juneteenth. Einhorn's dead and I don't want to celebrate a holiday invented by a girlfriend-killer Commie.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 18, 2020 05:04 PM (bDqIh)

*****

I could get behind that.

Let's see...

Barbeque day?

or

Turn off all the lights to say the planet day?

.
.
.
Yeah, I'll pick Juneteenth for $500, Alex.

Posted by: El Jefe ~ Blue Zones POW MIA ~ You Are Not Forgotten ~ at June 18, 2020 05:06 PM (Ae67h)

289 They also canceled Mrs. Buttersworth who isn't even black so what is up with that?

Bitch had it coming.

Posted by: steevy at June 18, 2020 05:06 PM (KNsKs)

290
Apparently we're getting part of the day off to contemplate our racism. The email explaining that was followed 30 seconds later by one suggesting we watch the Elton John movie "Rocketman" or RuPaul's Drag Race for pride month, so corporate wokeness is about as coherent as you'd expect.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 18, 2020 04:51 PM (ZGrMX)


What? No "To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar"?

If had three -- THREE! -- trannies of three different races!

I am depressed.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 18, 2020 05:06 PM (pNxlR)

291 281. I am fine with that, and I hope the next pick is a Thomas clerk.

I do not care if someone has been a judge before, it is not really a consideration for me, though I would like some paper trail to analyze. Law school is optional for me as well, but that would be unlikely to get through the senate.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at June 18, 2020 05:06 PM (JRaU+)

292 Why do I have the feeling it doesn't matter who's on Trump's fucking list?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 18, 2020 05:06 PM (sWM8x)

293 Pat is henceforth the standard non-gender specific, non-race specific person to be featured on all food packaging.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 18, 2020 05:07 PM (kA3Cp)

294 282 Red Soda Water = Faygo Red Pop ?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 18, 2020 05:05 PM (1g7ch)

around here, mostly Big Red.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2020 05:07 PM (Kpl3J)

295 >>>Good question.

I would say that the Lord turned his Face from us when we legalized abortion.


That's probably a factor. I can't say I'm a good person, because I'm average at best, but there are a lot of us trying to save this country, and we're losing that battle to people who live in their parents' basement.

I mean, we're taking down statues of Washington and Jefferson. WTF is wrong with people?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 18, 2020 05:07 PM (bkUtD)

296 > Red Soda Water = Faygo Red Pop ?

Intarwebs say Big Red in Texas, Faygo in Detroit, Nesbitt's Strawberry in other areas.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 18, 2020 05:07 PM (hKLpI)

297 my fucking ukulele teacher just got me all pissed off again.


*breaths deeply*

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 18, 2020 05:08 PM (XEfKE)

298 292. It wont matter if he listens to the same people. It will matter if he brings in actual conservatives to help him make the list. Clarence Thomas should be the only person he consults in making his list.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at June 18, 2020 05:08 PM (JRaU+)

299 The not-entirely-secret is that most of what's stereotypically associated with blacks is actually just Southern.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 18, 2020 05:03 PM (ZGrMX)


I can't remember who it was but some idiot was sneering about the South and how there was no culinary scene and everyone replied oh yes if there's one thing for which the South is known, it's not having good food.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at June 18, 2020 05:08 PM (GbPPJ)

300 For the life of me I have never understood the attraction of a white person doing black face. To me it is blatant, non-apologetic mockery. I don't get it.


There was a movie a couple years ago called White Chicks or something like that and the two lead characters were black men totally covered in white makeup. I forget why, never actually saw the movie, but the point is yes, it was mockery. The union survived, nobody cared mostly because the movie sucked.

We used to be able to mock each other as part of humor. And then we became sensitive and now it's a criminal offense and we can all be offended about something all day everyday.

So much for progress.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 18, 2020 05:08 PM (ZLI7S)

301 What day is juneteenth? I want to do something undignified that day. Or did i miss it?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 18, 2020 05:08 PM (85Gof)

302 When the hell do I hang my kwanzaa stocking, by the chimney with care?

Posted by: klaftern at June 18, 2020 05:08 PM (RuIsu)

303 >>>well to be serious for a moment, He doesn't turn away, He gets pushed away...

All we've gotten is what we've been asking for.



You're not wrong.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 18, 2020 05:08 PM (bkUtD)

304 What is red soda water?

Posted by: Grump928



Cheerwine!
Posted by: GGE



*fistbump

Posted by: rickb223 at June 18, 2020 05:09 PM (LHT0w)

305
Well, I deemed Gov. Coonman was a tax last year, but this year he is not a tax.

Posted by: Owned CJ John Roberts at June 18, 2020 05:09 PM (rQ/Vt)

306 Might have to drill a hole in a watermelon and relive my misspent youth in honor of tomorrow.


Posted by: Boots



You will be celebrating my birthday? COOL!!!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 18, 2020 05:09 PM (myjNJ)

307 I could never do black face since I am a clean freak

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 18, 2020 05:09 PM (85Gof)

308 >>> only for the good Lord to turn away.

TBF the people of the US by and large turned away from him first, and all the problems you just listed have the common root cause...

Lack of virtue.

Posted by: mikethemoose at June 18, 2020 05:09 PM (Y6UV7)

309 False idols in the church

False idols in general - BLM, Gay Pride, PP

are things He really doesn't like.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 18, 2020 05:09 PM (eg2vB)

310 What day is juneteenth? I want to do something undignified that day. Or did i miss it?
Posted by: Nevergiveup


19th. Tomorrow.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 18, 2020 05:09 PM (LHT0w)

311 They also canceled Mrs. Buttersworth who isn't even black so what is up with that?

--------------------

and graven images shall ye not eat, neither pour anything from them.

Posted by: Grump928© at June 18, 2020 05:05 PM (0XvLg)


Have they come for Mr. Clean?

What is he anyway? Looks slightly swarthy. Maybe Persian.

As for Mr. Whipple, I'm shocked we're still scolding on the gays for fondling ass products. This being Pride month and all.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 18, 2020 05:09 PM (hku12)

312 I mean, we're taking down statues of Washington and Jefferson. WTF is wrong with people?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 18, 2020 05:07 PM (bkUtD)



We got "civilized", and somewhere along the way whoopin' our kids asses when they get stupid dropped out of favor, along with telling people when they were being stupid. Don't want to damage their fragile self esteem, y'know.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 18, 2020 05:09 PM (CcOog)

313 NGU, tomorrow

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2020 05:10 PM (k16aq)

314 Everything, anything- is just one more club to pound the Right with. A hand gesture, a word, a phrase, any incident- anything- is transformed into cudgel to bash the Right with.

The only thing the Left believes in is power. Unfettered unrivaled unlimited political power. Power is everything. By any means necessary.


They are psychotic control-freaks and they have been unleashed upon an unsuspecting country so quickly that we're still in shock and cannot respond. They don't feel pity or remorse and they absolutely will not stop until we are all dead.

Who needs mindless robots when we can program human Terminators instead through socialist media?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at June 18, 2020 05:10 PM (HaL55)

315 I do have a box of Uncle Ben's rice in the cupboard. I'm going to miss that smiling man. It's confusing because what could possibly be offensive in any way of how he is portrayed. He seems like a friendly guy.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 18, 2020 05:10 PM (UAOfD)

316 The Cream of Wheat guy is next on the hit list.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at June 18, 2020 05:10 PM (aMTrY)

317 Mr. Clean is ghey AF.

Posted by: Grump928© at June 18, 2020 05:10 PM (0XvLg)

318 Trump's fucking lust is yuge and spectacular. The best.

Posted by: steevy at June 18, 2020 05:10 PM (KNsKs)

319 What day is juneteenth? I want to do something undignified that day. Or did i miss it?
Posted by: Nevergiveup


19th. Tomorrow.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 18, 2020 05:09 PM (LHT0w)

thank you. I'll figure something out. I am taking my car in for service.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 18, 2020 05:10 PM (85Gof)

320 Red Soda Water = Faygo Red Pop ?

Intarwebs say Big Red in Texas, Faygo in Detroit, Nesbitt's Strawberry in other areas.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


And a Moon Pie!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 18, 2020 05:10 PM (LHT0w)

321 278
They also canceled Mrs. Buttersworth who isn't even black so what is up with that?







and graven images shall ye not eat, neither pour anything from them.


what about the liquor filled statues of elvis presley, screw his head off and drink like a vampire?

Posted by: Dead Kennedys at June 18, 2020 05:10 PM (sGtp+)

322 > Have they come for Mr. Clean?

> What is he anyway?

A sailor, so basically he could be anything. Those guys get around, and always have.




Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 18, 2020 05:11 PM (hKLpI)

323 My ukulele teacher is dead to me...


Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 18, 2020 05:02 PM (XEfKE)
-----------------------------

Only at AoS will you find sentences like this

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 18, 2020 05:11 PM (u9BCh)

324 If I ran the company, I'd replace Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben with the whitest whitebread mother-fucking characters and watch them try to come up with something to bitch about then.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 18, 2020 05:11 PM (oVJmc)

325 A goofy metal band I liked, Psychostick, has been doing weekly YooBoob live streams in lieu of concerts due to Chinese Lung Aids. They've been donating portions of their money sent in to various charities which started out well. Unfortunately, as of a few weeks ago, they've gone hard-left with their "charity" choice including the ACLU and, tonight, "Public Justice Center" which is documented on discoverthenetworks.org as a Soros-funded group.

Yet another thing I enjoy has been ruined by leftist bullshit. I have purchased every one of their albums and bought their shirts, but I shall not given them another dime. Fuck 'em.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik: we can haz purge now? at June 18, 2020 05:11 PM (DTX3h)

326 Chick-Fil-A CEO Dan Cathy invites white folks to "shine black folks shoes" to show a "sense of shame" and "embarrassment" for racism, per The Daily Caller.
https://tinyurl.com/y946od8x

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 18, 2020 05:11 PM (AvMVg)

327 To be frank, I'm actually offended that democrat governors of other states are appropriating a Texas holiday.

But, on the other hand, if it weren't for democrats holding slaves, the holiday wouldn't exist.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 18, 2020 05:11 PM (kA3Cp)

328 We got "civilized", and somewhere along the way whoopin' our kids asses when they get stupid dropped out of favor, along with telling people when they were being stupid. Don't want to damage their fragile self esteem, y'know.


How's that working out?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at June 18, 2020 05:11 PM (HaL55)

329 Panama Jack always looked shifty to me.

Posted by: Grump928© at June 18, 2020 05:11 PM (0XvLg)

330 > Mr. Clean is ghey AF.

Only when out of sight of land.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 18, 2020 05:12 PM (hKLpI)

331 Nothing is surprising.

Because we are living in a pitch meeting. (Conservatives aren't allowed to talk, which is why we need to nod at everything)

Everything is made up on the spot--they'll good it in post. It is a constructed ball of narrative from "creative people".

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2020 05:12 PM (Eicbe)

332 Juneteenth in Seattle has been green-lighted, but the county executive cancelled the Pride 2020 parade.

That should bring the butt hurt!

Posted by: fly gal at June 18, 2020 05:12 PM (8TdcF)

333 >>Elton John's music is o.k. but they couldn't suggest any other alternative to celebrate Pride Month (Why do you have to do that anyway?) than Watching a RuPaul's Drag Race. How about a movie about Alan Turing. . . .
- - -


Well, Elton John and Turing were successful despite being gay, while Ru Paul's shtick is all about sex (I don't know who he sleeps with, I don't care). It's the star/theme of the show.

Ru Paul has been used to normalize drag kids, drag queen story hour. Suggesting we watch Ru Paul = recruitment (Desmond is Amazing got his drag kid idea from watching that show), while celebrating famous people who happened to be gay is not.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 18, 2020 05:12 PM (bDqIh)

334 Great, I have neither Cheerwine nor Faygo Red (or Orange since I spilled my last one all over me, the couch, and the carpet yesterday and wasn't that a joy to clean up) and I am waaaay too energy efficient to go get more.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at June 18, 2020 05:12 PM (GbPPJ)

335 I can't make Juneteenth. How 'bout Junetieth?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 18, 2020 05:12 PM (oVJmc)

336

Bob, did your teacher give you heartburn?

Posted by: Dirty Frank at June 18, 2020 05:12 PM (IPSo3)

337 326 Chick-Fil-A CEO Dan Cathy invites white folks to "shine black folks shoes"
---
Fuck him.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 18, 2020 05:12 PM (sWM8x)

338 Or the Junetifirst?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 18, 2020 05:12 PM (oVJmc)

339 It's not queer if you're away from the pier.
Mr. Clean

Posted by: steevy at June 18, 2020 05:12 PM (KNsKs)

340 And I'm no Ned Flanders, but I wonder why after two
hundred-plus years of this country being exceptional, fighting wars for
freedom, and giving every person on Earth a chance for opportunities
beyond their wildest dreams, only for the good Lord to turn away.



I mean, I get most of this is humanity's fault, but this country is
swirling the toilet and there's hardly anything we can do to stop it.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 18, 2020 05:00 PM (bkUtD)



*****



Good question.



I would say that the Lord turned his Face from us when we legalized abortion.



That is my biblical interpretation.



I can't prove this, obviously.


Posted by: El Jefe ~ Blue Zones POW MIA ~ You Are Not Forgotten ~ at June 18, 2020 05:04 PM


---

Had this very same conversation with my BIL on Sunday when we did hamburgers for his birthday.

You can't be a democrat and support abortion and call yourself a Christian.

Those things are mutually exclusive.

You can still call yourself a Christian but you are not one.


For whatever reason(s) this Country flipped in the 60s and went crazy and we are still sliding down that slope. I have no idea of where it will end but I will be long gone by the time we hit bottom and say "what the fvck?"

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 18, 2020 05:12 PM (JUOKG)

341 What day is juneteenth? I want to do something undignified that day. Or did i miss it?

Posted by: Nevergiveup





19th. Tomorrow.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 18, 2020 05:09 PM (LHT0w)



thank you. I'll figure something out. I am taking my car in for service.



Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 18, 2020 05:10 PM

---

I am going to buy a gun tomorrow.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 18, 2020 05:13 PM (JUOKG)

342 I took a shit to celebrate Pride month.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 18, 2020 05:13 PM (sWM8x)

343 Seeing all these companies take a knee is embarassing.

Posted by: steevy at June 18, 2020 05:13 PM (KNsKs)

344

The Tidy Bowl Man represents white privilege and will be flushed from history

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 18, 2020 05:13 PM (OhU2Y)

345 You're too white, too white, too white baby
better run for shelter, run for shade

Posted by: Braenyard at June 18, 2020 05:14 PM (eg2vB)

346 And a Moon Pie!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 18, 2020 05:10 PM (LHT0w)


Gotta have an RC with a moon pie. I'm sure that's a written rule somewhere.


A sailor, so basically he could be anything. Those guys get around, and always have.











Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 18, 2020 05:11 PM (hKLpI)


Hey! That's... (*remembers many overseas escapades*)...kinda true, actually.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 18, 2020 05:14 PM (CcOog)

347 I am going to buy a gun tomorrow.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 18, 2020 05:13 PM (JUOKG)

Good man

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 18, 2020 05:14 PM (ifmtJ)

348 > The Tidy Bowl Man represents white privilege and will be flushed from history

The Man from Glad was way whiter than the Tidy Bowl man.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 18, 2020 05:14 PM (hKLpI)

349 What percent of this country knew what Juneteenth was before last week?

Posted by: Fortcoins at June 18, 2020 05:14 PM (1vIuC)

350 RC's aren't what they used to be.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 18, 2020 05:14 PM (eg2vB)

351 299 The not-entirely-secret is that most of what's stereotypically associated with blacks is actually just Southern.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 18, 2020 05:03 PM (ZGrMX)

I can't remember who it was but some idiot was sneering about the South and how there was no culinary scene and everyone replied oh yes if there's one thing for which the South is known, it's not having good food.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at June 18, 2020 05:08 PM (GbPPJ)

No Good Food? Who doesn't like Soul Food??!!! I love it myself, the only bad thing health-wise is that so much of it is fried. (but it tastes so good!) Chicken Fried Steak, Chicken fried Pork Chops, fried chicken, hushpuppies, collard and turnip greens, black eyed peas, cornbread, BBQ - and yeah, while it's thought of as "soul food" today, it's what just about everyone in the South ate until WW2 started broadening people's horizons.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2020 05:15 PM (Kpl3J)

352 God has not abandoned us.

We have cast Him out. Ignored His laws. Spit in His face.
He still loves us. But we are fucking assholes.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 18, 2020 05:15 PM (W2Pud)

353 I am going to buy a gun tomorrow.



Is there any better way to celebrate emancipation? I think not.

Posted by: Grump928© at June 18, 2020 05:15 PM (0XvLg)

354 337 326 Chick-Fil-A CEO Dan Cathy invites white folks to "shine black folks shoes"
---
Fuck him.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 18, 2020 05:12 PM (sWM8x)

Talk about sprinting down woke trail

Posted by: A dude in MI at June 18, 2020 05:15 PM (/6GbT)

355 As a kid I wanted that little boat in the toilet as a target....

Posted by: steevy at June 18, 2020 05:15 PM (KNsKs)

356 Chick-Fil-A CEO Dan Cathy invites white folks to "shine black folks shoes"


I invite Chick-Fil-A CEO Dan Cathy to kiss my fucking ass.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 18, 2020 05:15 PM (oVJmc)

357 So getting rid of smiling black faces on Aunt Jemima and Cream of Wheat helps blacks how again?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 18, 2020 05:15 PM (r+sAi)

358 An armed man is a free man.

Posted by: Grump928© at June 18, 2020 05:15 PM (0XvLg)

359 349. Probably less than the percentage that believes RBG was the first female SCOTUS justice.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at June 18, 2020 05:15 PM (JRaU+)

360 I am going to buy a gun tomorrow.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 18, 2020 05:13 PM (JUOKG)

Oh GOOD one

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 18, 2020 05:15 PM (85Gof)

361 336 Bob, did your teacher give you heartburn?

Posted by: Dirty Frank at June 18, 2020 05:12 PM (IPSo3)

yes.....apparently hes also an epidemiologist and we are all still going to die.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 18, 2020 05:15 PM (XEfKE)

362 >my fucking ukulele teacher just got me all pissed off again.



I hate when that happens
FUCKING UKELELE TEACHERS

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 18, 2020 05:16 PM (iTXRQ)

363 >>Juneteenth in Seattle has been green-lighted, but the county executive cancelled the Pride 2020 parade.



How does it feel, LGBTQ activists???

LOLGF!

Posted by: Boston Saint Patrick's Day organizers at June 18, 2020 05:16 PM (bDqIh)

364 It should be Virginia's Governor Hoodie, not Blackface.

The dude in blackface had curly hair. The governor has always had straight hair.

Posted by: lymond at June 18, 2020 05:16 PM (Jvjtu)

365 I am going to buy a gun tomorrow.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 18, 2020 05:13 PM (JUOKG)
---
Already know what you're buying, or are you going shopping?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 18, 2020 05:16 PM (sWM8x)

366 I predicted that chik fil a would debut a rainbow logo this month. I wasn't far off.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 18, 2020 05:16 PM (dNzKv)

367 What percent of this country knew what Juneteenth was before last week?
Posted by: Fortcoins

--

Only Texans. The holiday commemorates the day that Texas slaves learned about emancipation. So, it makes absolutely no sense for other states to have anything to do with it.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 18, 2020 05:16 PM (kA3Cp)

368 WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE!!!! What is this Juneteenth bullshit doing appropriating my birthday?? HOW DARE YOU??!?!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 18, 2020 05:16 PM (myjNJ)

369 349
What percent of this country knew what Juneteenth was before last week?

Posted by: Fortcoins at June 18, 2020 05:14 PM (1vIuC)

++++
I did not know.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 18, 2020 05:16 PM (UAOfD)

370 I am going to buy a gun tomorrow.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 18, 2020 05:13 PM (JUOKG)


Me too.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 18, 2020 05:16 PM (dUJdY)

371 I am going to buy a gun tomorrow.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 18, 2020 05:13 PM (JUOKG)

Good man

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 18, 2020 05:14 PM (ifmtJ)
----------------

Good luck.

Lots of empty shelves await you at the gun shop.

Posted by: Boots at June 18, 2020 05:16 PM (oGBso)

372 > So getting rid of smiling black faces on Aunt Jemima and Cream of Wheat helps blacks how again?

The one I don't get at all is Uncle Ben.

Aunt Jemima WAS a racial stereotype (although she hasn't been one for 50 years or more).

Uncle Ben was always a dignified-looking older black man in a coat and tie.

What the fuck is derogatory about that?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 18, 2020 05:17 PM (hKLpI)

373 368 WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE!!!! What is this Juneteenth bullshit doing appropriating my birthday?? HOW DARE YOU??!?!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 18, 2020 05:16 PM (myjNJ)

Happy (early) Birthday

I hope you have a blessed #Boobteenth

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 18, 2020 05:17 PM (ifmtJ)

374 334 Great, I have neither Cheerwine nor Faygo Red (or Orange since I spilled my last one all over me, the couch, and the carpet yesterday and wasn't that a joy to clean up) and I am waaaay too energy efficient to go get more.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria

sorry about your favorite leggings....

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 18, 2020 05:17 PM (W2Pud)

375 326 Chick-Fil-A CEO Dan Cathy invites white folks to "shine black folks shoes" to show a "sense of shame" and "embarrassment" for racism, per The Daily Caller.
https://tinyurl.com/y946od8x
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 18, 2020 05:11 PM

Loose shoes, tight....

Posted by: clutch at June 18, 2020 05:17 PM (9UmRs)

376 326 Chick-Fil-A CEO Dan Cathy invites white folks to "shine black folks shoes" to show a "sense of shame" and "embarrassment" for racism, per The Daily Caller.
https://tinyurl.com/y946od8x
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 18, 2020 05:11 PM (AvMVg)


F*ck Chick-Fil-A.

Well actually, they f*cked themselves with the SJW shi*.

CFA's have been in the Puget Sound area maybe 6 years or so. I used to go out of my way to buy from them. Now, they are no different than Nike or Pepsi. Haven't been there since last fall, when their preening for forgiveness bit became known.

They used their customer base like a tissue.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2020 05:17 PM (sy5kK)

377 You need to examine your life if a pancake HFCS product changing their name disturbs you.

Posted by: Give Me a Break at June 18, 2020 05:17 PM (976+d)

378 370 I am going to buy a gun tomorrow.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 18, 2020 05:13 PM (JUOKG)

Me too.
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 18, 2020 05:16 PM (dUJdY)

Yea!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 18, 2020 05:17 PM (ifmtJ)

379 354 337 326 Chick-Fil-A CEO Dan Cathy invites white folks to "shine black folks shoes"


K M A

Posted by: Braenyard at June 18, 2020 05:17 PM (eg2vB)

380 352
God has not abandoned us.



We have cast Him out. Ignored His laws. Spit in His face.

He still loves us. But we are fucking assholes.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 18, 2020 05:15 PM (W2Pud)

Exacly. I'm going to write that up and send to our pastor to deliver on Sunday.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 18, 2020 05:17 PM (XEfKE)

381 Chick-Fil-A CEO Dan Cathy invites white folks to "shine black folks
shoes" to show a "sense of shame" and "embarrassment" for racism



And that about wraps it up for the pickle-juice-soaked chickenshit burger place.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 18, 2020 05:17 PM (G4GU9)

382 Dear SMOD, we need you now more than ever.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 18, 2020 04:57 PM (bkUtD)
----
SMOD/Yellowstone Caldera 2020
Better Together

I'm looking at a short doc on the Yellowstone Supervolcano:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqF-gEPcgPo

Best comment:

Pandemic: Stay at home.
Super Volcano: Run like hell.
Mother Nature: OK humans, you're so smart? Super Volcano during Pandemic. Checkmate.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 18, 2020 05:17 PM (Dc2NZ)

383 > Lots of empty shelves await you at the gun shop.

Still plenty of 80% lowers in stock, if you're handy with tools.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 18, 2020 05:17 PM (hKLpI)

384 >>>We got "civilized", and somewhere along the way whoopin' our kids asses when they get stupid dropped out of favor, along with telling people when they were being stupid.




Plus college. My neighbor's daughter was a staunch conservative and she came back after four years hating America. I cannot even look at that twat anymore.

The good news is my youngest three have no desire to attend college. They've seen what it does to weak-willed kids.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 18, 2020 05:17 PM (bkUtD)

385 They also canceled Mrs. Buttersworth who isn't even black so what is up with that?



Bitch had it coming.

Posted by: steevy at June 18, 2020 05:06 PM (KNsKs)

Bitch set me up!

Posted by: Quaker Oats Guy at June 18, 2020 05:17 PM (q1Pj5)

386 349 What percent of this country knew what Juneteenth was before last week?

Posted by: Fortcoins at June 18, 2020 05:14 PM (1vIuC)

*****

25% maybe?

Posted by: El Jefe ~ Blue Zones POW MIA ~ You Are Not Forgotten ~ at June 18, 2020 05:18 PM (Ae67h)

387 368 WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE!!!! What is this Juneteenth bullshit doing appropriating my birthday?? HOW DARE YOU??!?!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 18, 2020 05:16 PM (myjNJ)

Settle down there, Greta.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at June 18, 2020 05:18 PM (XeEyo)

388 Isn't E-man-cipation a sexist term?

Weren't some slave Ewomancipated?

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2020 05:18 PM (Eicbe)

389 It's not queer if you're away from the pier.
Mr. Clean
Posted by: steevy at June 18, 2020 05:12 PM (KNsKs)


How about the edge of a terlet tank... how far must one be...

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Ty-D-Bowl Man at June 18, 2020 05:18 PM (hku12)

390 I am going to buy a gun tomorrow.




Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 18, 2020 05:13 PM (JUOKG)


Good man


Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 18, 2020 05:14 PM

---


I am going to buy a gun tomorrow.







Is there any better way to celebrate emancipation? I think not.





Posted by: Grump928© at June 18, 2020 05:15 PM

---

Yep. Springfield Armory XD-S in .45 ACP. NOT 9mm.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 18, 2020 05:18 PM (JUOKG)

391 Madamemayhem, Happy Birthday early.

I beat it by a day.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2020 05:18 PM (k16aq)

392 Managers of a multimillion dollar brand can't be bothered to learn and tell the amazing story behind Aunt Jemima, cave to cancel culture who assume she was just a fictional character invented by racist white men to sell pancakes.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 18, 2020 05:18 PM (dNzKv)

393 If I ran the company, I'd replace Aunt Jemima and
Uncle Ben with the whitest whitebread mother-fucking characters and
watch them try to come up with something to bitch about then.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 18, 2020 05:11 PM (oVJmc)


What school was it that adopted that white guy for the mascot? It's been scrubbed apparently because a web search (Bing FWIW) doesn't find it.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 18, 2020 05:18 PM (CcOog)

394 Yep. Springfield Armory XD-S in .45 ACP. NOT 9mm.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 18, 2020 05:18 PM (JUOKG)

Snappy but very small and easy to carry.
Wife has one.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 18, 2020 05:18 PM (ifmtJ)

395 >>>He still loves us. But we are fucking assholes.



Well said.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 18, 2020 05:18 PM (bkUtD)

396 369 349
What percent of this country knew what Juneteenth was before last week?

Posted by: Fortcoins at June 18, 2020 05:14 PM (1vIuC)

++++
I did not know.
Posted by: washrivergal at June 18, 2020 05:16 PM (UAOfD)

I didn't and neither did my phone's calendar...it knows now

Posted by: A dude in MI at June 18, 2020 05:18 PM (/6GbT)

397 Chick-Fil-A CEO Dan Cathy invites white folks to "shine black folks
shoes" to show a "sense of shame" and "embarrassment" for racism, per
The Daily Caller.


I suggest he suck a dick to combat homophobia.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 18, 2020 05:19 PM (oVJmc)

398 >>Plus college. My neighbor's daughter was a staunch conservative and she came back after four years hating America. I cannot even look at that twat anymore.


Never judge a Twat by its cover.

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2020 05:19 PM (//yG7)

399 If we're going to have all this stuff about Juneteenth tomorrow it sounds like a good idea for me to avoid the internet.

My hierarchy invited everyone to call in and talk about racism tomorrow or Saturday. They neglected to take in to account that the clergy is supposed to be taking two weeks o renewal leave because of all the online services and the zooooooooooming, so I feel no obligation to call in.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 18, 2020 05:19 PM (+eVzC)

400
Screw all you PC people.

Posted by: Caucasian Jack formerly Cracker Jack at June 18, 2020 05:19 PM (rQ/Vt)

401 370 I am going to buy a gun tomorrow.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 18, 2020 05:13 PM (JUOKG)

Me too.
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 18, 2020 05:16 PM (dUJdY)


Here ya go:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8j9wo7t

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik: we can haz purge now? at June 18, 2020 05:19 PM (DTX3h)

402


I hate when that happens

FUCKING UKELELE TEACHERS

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 18, 2020 05:16 PM (iTXRQ)

Yeah, you know the type. Two strings short, all of them.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 18, 2020 05:19 PM (XEfKE)

403 Uncle Ben was always a dignified-looking older black man in a coat and tie.

What the fuck is derogatory about that?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 18, 2020 05:17 PM (hKLpI)


He was a servant.
Ever since they kicked Christ out of the country
being a servant became a bad thing.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 18, 2020 05:20 PM (eg2vB)

404 What trademark will be considered racist next week?

The Ford Escape will need to be renamed it's reminiscent of slavery.

Famous Amos will obviously have to go because . . . black.

The "Masters Tournament" in golf has to go because . . . slavery. . . had. . . masters.

Every state of the Confederacy will have to be renamed because they have the same name as when they were slave states.

Webster's Dictionary will have to be renamed so as not to culturally appropriate that cute short black kid from the 1980s.

Finally, 'black caulk' will be renamed "Mandingo." When you go to Home Depot, you will have to tell the clerk you have noticed some unexplained moisture and are in need of Mandingo.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 18, 2020 05:20 PM (gAXBD)

405 Chick-Fil-A CEO Dan Cathy invites white folks to "shine black folks
shoes"

That's real?. Not parody?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 18, 2020 05:20 PM (+eVzC)

406
365 I am going to buy a gun tomorrow.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 18, 2020 05:13 PM (JUOKG)
---
Already know what you're buying, or are you going shopping?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 18, 2020 05:16 PM (sWM8x)

You might buy it. Won't take posession unless you have all the boxes checked.

Posted by: Golfman at June 18, 2020 05:20 PM (lU7gU)

407 Only Texans. The holiday commemorates the day that Texas slaves learned about emancipation. So, it makes absolutely no sense for other states to have anything to do with it.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 18, 2020 05:16 PM (kA3Cp)

Oklahoma, too. They hate to admit it, but Oklahoma always does what Texas tells them to do.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2020 05:20 PM (Kpl3J)

408 Baby killin' tops blackface. Gov Northman

Posted by: azalea city at June 18, 2020 05:20 PM (WX+x0)

409 Hmm... BBQ ribs or lutefisk... decisions, etc.

Posted by: klaftern at June 18, 2020 05:20 PM (RuIsu)

410 391 Madamemayhem, Happy Birthday early.

I beat it by a day.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2020 05:18 PM (k16aq)

Are we not doing phrasing anymore?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at June 18, 2020 05:20 PM (XeEyo)

411 For the life of me I have never understood the attraction of a white person doing black face. To me it is blatant, non-apologetic mockery. I don't get it.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 18, 2020 05:08 PM (ZLI7S)
~~~~~

Not always. I was in blackface for a Halloween party back in the 90s. I went as Whoopi Goldberg, who was fairly popular at the time (comedienne, Sister Act) and not politically controversial.

And in my defense, I went as Dolly Parton the year before. I don't think anyone today would complain about the props used.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 18, 2020 05:20 PM (sGotD)

412 > What school was it that adopted that white guy for the mascot

I remember an old-school comedian (Tom Dreeson, maybe) talking about his school "Our Lady of the Courageous Caucasians".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 18, 2020 05:20 PM (hKLpI)

413 362
>my fucking ukulele teacher just got me all pissed off again.







I hate when that happens

FUCKING UKELELE TEACHERS]/i]

i don't

Posted by: that chicken at June 18, 2020 05:20 PM (sGtp+)

414 >>Chick-Fil-A CEO Dan Cathy invites white folks to "shine black folks shoes" to show a "sense of shame" and "embarrassment" for racism, per
The Daily Caller.


Is it me, or has corporate activism/virtue-signaling jumped the shark with this latest #BLM stuff?

Posted by: Boston Saint Patrick's Day organizers at June 18, 2020 05:21 PM (bDqIh)

415 Eat me.

Posted by: Totally Generic Syrup at June 18, 2020 05:21 PM (XfhKA)

416 I haven't even put up my Juneteenth lights yet

Posted by: DB- just DB. disgraced ukelele instructor at June 18, 2020 05:21 PM (iTXRQ)

417 Still plenty of 80% lowers in stock, if you're handy with tools.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 18, 2020 05:17 PM (hKLpI)

I might do that, but I wouldn't know a good one if it bit me on the dick. How long will I have to wait for an upper..../see i know nothing.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 18, 2020 05:22 PM (XEfKE)

418 Chick-Fil-A CEO Dan Cathy invites white folks to "shine black folks

shoes"



My knees are bad. Can I just sing 'Camptown Ladies' instead?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 18, 2020 05:22 PM (oVJmc)

419 and it's too late to get a decent Juneteenth pole

Posted by: DB- just DB. disgraced ukelele instructor at June 18, 2020 05:22 PM (iTXRQ)

420 269 I've been eating soul food all this time and I didn't know it.

The not-entirely-secret is that most of what's stereotypically associated with blacks is actually just Southern.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 18, 2020 05:03 PM (ZGrMX)
------------------------------
Exactly.
It's a Yankee thing, deriving from the migration of many blacks to northern cities. They associated fried chicken, BBQ, greens, watermelon, etc., with blacks, when it's just southern.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 18, 2020 05:22 PM (M/9m0)

421 Everyday is get whitey day till Frankenstein shows up for every one.

Posted by: azalea city at June 18, 2020 05:22 PM (WX+x0)

422 Daily Caller deleted the Dan Cathy tweet saying it wasn't an accurate description.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 18, 2020 05:22 PM (AvMVg)

423 Chick-Fil-A CEO Dan Cathy invites white folks to "shine black folks shoes" to show a "sense of shame" and "embarrassment" for racism, per The Daily Caller.

https://tinyurl.com/y946od8x

Posted by: Dr Spank


Talk about shitting in their messkit.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 18, 2020 05:22 PM (LHT0w)

424 So is The Left going to start loving themselves some Hate Chicken? Is Hate-fil-A going to start celebrating homosexuality? I look forward to their new rainbow sandwiches and opening on Sunday.

Posted by: I Have Questions at June 18, 2020 05:22 PM (+v+zN)

425 416 I haven't even put up my Juneteenth lights yet
Posted by: DB- just DB. disgraced ukelele instructor at June 18, 2020 05:21 PM (iTXRQ)

Will have to tell the wife that there's a good reason to not take the Christmas lights down.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at June 18, 2020 05:22 PM (XeEyo)

426 And in my defense, I went as Dolly Parton the year before. I don't think anyone today would complain about the props used.
Posted by: IrishEi at June 18, 2020 05:20 PM (sGotD)

Happy #Boobteenth indeed!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 18, 2020 05:23 PM (ifmtJ)

427 Chick-Fil-A CEO Dan Cathy invites white folks to "shine black folks shoes" to show a "sense of shame"

--

You can now see that this is an orchestrated attempt to start a race war. From Manson to Ayers to Cathy, nothing has changed.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 18, 2020 05:23 PM (kA3Cp)

428 I remember when I played a dancing tree for the Juneteenth school play.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 18, 2020 05:23 PM (G4GU9)

429 Thanks Dan Cathay for accepting the leftist Anti-Christian narrative that all White people are racist and need to atone. No need to buy your product anymore. PS, Popeye's chicken sammich is much better anyway

Posted by: Weldon "Boof" Shithouse at June 18, 2020 05:23 PM (rQ/Vt)

430 418 Chick-Fil-A CEO Dan Cathy invites white folks to "shine black folks

shoes"


My knees are bad. Can I just sing 'Camptown Ladies' instead?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 18, 2020 05:22 PM (oVJmc)

Or Cole Porter songs?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 18, 2020 05:24 PM (ifmtJ)

431 He still loves us. But we are fucking assholes.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 18, 2020 05:15 PM (W2Pud)
---
Paul declares that the Law was to create an awareness of sin. The Lord did all that to illustrate to ourselves our sinfulness. The end of God is love, but he still wants to show us ourselves.

We know us, we know Him. We know him, we know us. And to know God, is Love.

From time to time he will require us to learn hard lessons about ourselves.

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2020 05:24 PM (Eicbe)

432 Love that chicken from Popeyes.

Posted by: Grump928© at June 18, 2020 05:24 PM (0XvLg)

433 Also our Indians have more girth than any other Indians They eat the food I'm unwilling to eat.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 18, 2020 05:24 PM (pB6Gt)

434 Breaking: Notre Dame announces changing name of mascot from Fighting Irish to Kneeling Police Chiefs.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 18, 2020 05:24 PM (hku12)

435 I remember thinking when I bought a gun that I'd only need one.

I think my thinking needs rethinking.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being Real and Spectacular at June 18, 2020 05:24 PM (+dsLj)

436 Otay!

Posted by: Buckwheat at June 18, 2020 05:24 PM (za3mQ)

437 Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 18, 2020 05:23 PM (kA3Cp)

That's not real. Is it?

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 18, 2020 05:25 PM (n1zog)

438 And I'm no Ned Flanders, but I wonder why after two hundred-plus years
of this country being exceptional, fighting wars for freedom, and giving
every person on Earth a chance for opportunities beyond their wildest
dreams, only for the good Lord to turn away.



I mean, I get most of this is humanity's fault, but this country is
swirling the toilet and there's hardly anything we can do to stop it.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 18, 2020 05:00 PM (bkUtD)


If I were a betting woman, I would say the legalizing of abortion has called down God's judgement. Since that became official US policy, over 62 million babies have been murdered in this country. And apropos of the current discourse on black lives, over 50% of black children have their lives snuffed out before they draw their first breath.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 18, 2020 05:25 PM (nAiE/)

439 > He was a servant.

Was he? I never got that vibe from it myself. I just figured he was the guy who invented the conversion process, rather than being a fictional character. Or maybe a black guy who decided to become Jewish, like Sammy Davis Jr. In which case, it's a mystery why he dressed like a Black Muslim.

But then I thought Betty Crocker was real, too.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 18, 2020 05:25 PM (hKLpI)

440 422 Daily Caller deleted the Dan Cathy tweet saying it wasn't an accurate description.
---
Fuck him anyway.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 18, 2020 05:25 PM (sWM8x)

441 Daily Caller deleted the Dan Cathy tweet saying it wasn't an accurate description.
Posted by: Dr Spank


Sounded pretty accurate to me.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 18, 2020 05:25 PM (LHT0w)

442 Plus college. My neighbor's daughter was a staunch conservative and she
came back after four years hating America. I cannot even look at that
twat anymore.





Give her time, sooner or later she'll have to start paying taxes and then...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 18, 2020 05:25 PM (CcOog)

443 I think it is possible to own "a" rifle. I don't think it's possible to own two.

Posted by: Grump928© at June 18, 2020 05:25 PM (0XvLg)

444 Chick-Fil-A CEO Dan Cathy invites white folks to "shine black folks

shoes"

My knees are bad. Can I just sing 'Camptown Ladies' instead?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 18, 2020 05:22 PM (oVJmc)


I get no kick from Champagne.
Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all...

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at June 18, 2020 05:25 PM (AiZBA)

445 I hate when that happens


FUCKING UKELELE TEACHERS]/i]

i don't


Posted by: that chicken at June 18, 2020 05:20 PM (sGtp+)

I may switch to piano.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 18, 2020 05:26 PM (XEfKE)

446 443 I think it is possible to own "a" rifle. I don't think it's possible to own two.
Posted by: Grump928© at June 18, 2020 05:25 PM (0XvLg)

I resemble that remark.

I have so much respect for anyone who can own and shoot just 1 pistol or rifle.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 18, 2020 05:26 PM (ifmtJ)

447 > How long will I have to wait for an upper..../see i know nothing.

The same places that sell the lowers often have all the other parts.

But I'll admit I haven't checked in a week or two, so maybe those are getting scarce now, too.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 18, 2020 05:26 PM (hKLpI)

448 A friend of mine escorted Rep Rangel to the Henry O Flipper dinner at West Point. This dinner recognizes the first black graduate. It is organized by the "black" club, including the menu.

That night the menu was fried chicken, collard greens, and watermelon.

I shit you not.

Posted by: blaster at June 18, 2020 05:26 PM (ZfRYq)

449 Happy #Boobteenth indeed!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 18, 2020 05:23 PM (ifmtJ)
~~~~~

I think they may still be up in the attic. You just never know when they'll come in handy.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 18, 2020 05:26 PM (sGotD)

450 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 18, 2020 05:25 PM (hKLpI)

*****

Ahem...

Posted by: General Zod at June 18, 2020 05:26 PM (Ae67h)

451 Chick-Fil-A CEO Dan Cathy invites white folks to "shine black folks shoes" to show a "sense of shame" and "embarrassment" for racism, per The Daily Caller.
--------------------------------------
I miss his old man.
Ah well, the conservative guy who builds a company will most often have an ingrate idiot for a son.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 18, 2020 05:26 PM (M/9m0)

452 I may switch to piano.


Accordion.

Posted by: Grump928© at June 18, 2020 05:27 PM (0XvLg)

453 This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

Posted by: Archer at June 18, 2020 05:27 PM (gmo/4)

454 I haven't even put up my Juneteenth lights yet
Posted by: DB- just DB. disgraced ukelele instructor at June 18, 2020 05:21 PM (iTXRQ)

Will have to tell the wife that there's a good reason to not take the Christmas lights down.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric


Fuck me. I don't have all my Covid decorations up yet!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 18, 2020 05:27 PM (LHT0w)

455
Every state of the Confederacy will have to be renamed because they have the same name as when they were slave states.
--------

Plus; Delaware, Kentucky, Maryland, and Missouri, all of which did not join the Confederacy, but were slave states.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at June 18, 2020 05:27 PM (CTJwJ)

456 This is the year I win the neighborhood Juneteenth decoration competition!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 18, 2020 05:28 PM (XEfKE)

457 > My neighbor's daughter was a staunch conservative and she
came back after four years hating America.

Sending your kid to college is basically child abuse nowadays. I'm not sure what else you'd call simultaneously rendering them a) deep in debt and b) unemployable.




Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 18, 2020 05:28 PM (hKLpI)

458 Chick-Fil-A CEO Dan Cathy invites white folks to "shine black folks

shoes"
==========

If dano was serious about this he would step down for a black CEO to take his place.

Posted by: FDR at June 18, 2020 05:28 PM (nzKWW)

459 I thought the Uncle Ben character was a Pullman porter from the travel by train days. Which would make him a waiter/cook/dishwasher I guess.

Back in the day, that was a highly sought after job in the community, it was a good job.

Posted by: Boots at June 18, 2020 05:28 PM (oGBso)

460 And apropos of the current discourse on black lives, over 50% of black children have their lives snuffed out before they draw their first breath.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 18, 2020 05:25 PM (nAiE/)

In light of the current state of things...

*types

*deletes

Posted by: Golfman at June 18, 2020 05:28 PM (lU7gU)

461 Faygo Red Pop

Don't leave that sitting out too long.

It attracts juggalos.

Posted by: Gavin Newsom at June 18, 2020 05:28 PM (0CeRG)

462 >>>Chick-Fil-A CEO Dan Cathy invites white folks to "shine black folks shoes"


Guess their Christian values are, um, flexible.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 18, 2020 05:28 PM (bkUtD)

463 >>Not always. I was in blackface for a Halloween party back in the 90s. I went as Whoopi Goldberg, who was fairly popular at the time (comedienne, Sister Act) and not politically controversial.

>>And in my defense, I went as Dolly Parton the year before. I don't think anyone today would complain about the props used.

Well that's ok with me cause that wasn't actually my comment. I was answering that comment with the section below that part that was defending the practice.

I really don't care. We all dressed up as kids for halloween or some other stupid party or event. The idea that Elizabeth Warren can run for president and get substantial support from leftists despite pretending to be an Indian her entire adult life just shows they don't really care either. It's just another way to exert power.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 18, 2020 05:28 PM (ZLI7S)

464 I think it is possible to own "a" rifle. I don't think it's possible to own two.



Posted by: Grump928© at June 18, 2020 05:25 PM (0XvLg)



As far as the fed.gov knows I own two, a .22 and a 30-06.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 18, 2020 05:28 PM (CcOog)

465 Ah well, the conservative guy who builds a company will most often have an ingrate idiot for a son.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille
-------

See: Christopher Buckley

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at June 18, 2020 05:28 PM (CTJwJ)

466 >>> But then I thought Betty Crocker was real, too.
~~~~~

She's not?

Posted by: IrishEi at June 18, 2020 05:29 PM (sGotD)

467 Goodbye sock.

Posted by: Diesel Jones at June 18, 2020 05:29 PM (0CeRG)

468 428 I remember when I played a dancing tree for the Juneteenth school play.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 18, 2020 05:23 PM (G4GU9)

Don't lie to us, you were the Dancing Queen.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2020 05:29 PM (Kpl3J)

469 If dano was serious about this he would step down for a black CEO to take his place.

He serves fried chicken.

That's unbelievably racist.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 18, 2020 05:29 PM (oVJmc)

470 I am going to buy a gun tomorrow.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 18, 2020 05:13 PM (JUOKG)



Good man



Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 18, 2020 05:14 PM (ifmtJ)

----------------



Good luck.



Lots of empty shelves await you at the gun shop.





Posted by: Boots at June 18, 2020 05:16 PM

---

Did a Recon run this morning. Academy Sports had what I wanted.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 18, 2020 05:29 PM (JUOKG)

471 448 A friend of mine escorted Rep Rangel to the Henry O Flipper dinner at West Point. This dinner recognizes the first black graduate. It is organized by the "black" club, including the menu.

*That night the menu was fried chicken, collard greens, and watermelon.*

I shit you not.
Posted by: blaster at June 18, 2020 05:26 PM (ZfRYq)

*****

That's a fine menu.

Or rather, it was...until all this woke nonsense started going around.

Collard greens are good stuff.

So is fried okra.

Posted by: El Jefe ~ Blue Zones POW MIA ~ You Are Not Forgotten ~ at June 18, 2020 05:29 PM (Ae67h)

472 Nah man, I don't even shine my own shoes.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 18, 2020 05:29 PM (r+sAi)

473 The Democrats are reprehensible people. They care nothing for black people save for their vote. I give them credit for making fools of them again and again and still the blacks vote for them again and again. As long as blacks want to remain where they are in society, they will continue to vote for those who are happy to keep them there.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-Death to AntiFa! at June 18, 2020 05:29 PM (o2MD2)

474 I haven't even put up my Juneteenth lights yet
Posted by: DB- just DB. disgraced ukelele instructor at June 18, 2020 05:21 PM

Surely you bought the Juneteenth wrapping paper by now?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 18, 2020 05:29 PM (COzlW)

475 > She's not?

Not even Yukon Jack was real.

Jack Daniel was, though.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 18, 2020 05:29 PM (hKLpI)

476
See: Christopher Buckley
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc.
---------

Ronald Reagan Jr,

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at June 18, 2020 05:29 PM (CTJwJ)

477 452
I may switch to piano.





Accordion.

Posted by: Grump928© at June 18, 2020 05:27 PM (0XvLg)

perfect. portable. i can be a street accordianist!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 18, 2020 05:29 PM (XEfKE)

478 To be fair we don't know if Northam is the guy in blackface or the guy in the Klan hood.

Posted by: Johnathan Birks at June 18, 2020 05:30 PM (AOqMe)

479 My neighbor's daughter was a staunch conservative and she came back after four years hating America.

*************

I was a staunch conservative before I started college. After 4 years of being barraged endlessly with leftist ideology and dogma after I graduated, I became... an even stauncher conservative.

College can be instructive in revealing the pussy ass spineless among us.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being Real and Spectacular at June 18, 2020 05:30 PM (+dsLj)

480 Chick-Fil-A CEO Dan Cathy invites white folks to "shine black folks
shoes" to show a "sense of shame" and "embarrassment" for racism, per
The Daily Caller.

I suggest he suck a dick to combat homophobia.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 18, 2020 05:19 PM (oVJmc)

-------

Does this mean "conservatives are us" are not raving about slurping his vanilla shakes anymore?

Posted by: Undocumented at June 18, 2020 05:30 PM (Y08Vx)

481 Chick-Fil-A CEO Dan Cathy invites white folks to
"shine black folks shoes" to show a "sense of shame" and "embarrassment"
for racism, per The Daily Caller.

https://tinyurl.com/y946od8x

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 18, 2020 05:11 PM (AvMVg)


He can go first. In fact he should give his job, all his money and all his possessions to someone black to repent for his sin of white privilege

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 18, 2020 05:30 PM (8SGHB)

482 Doo-dar, doo-dar...

Posted by: klaftern at June 18, 2020 05:31 PM (RuIsu)

483 So is fried okra.

Posted by: El Jefe ~ Blue Zones POW MIA ~ You Are Not Forgotten ~ at June 18, 2020 05:29 PM (Ae67h)

*types**deletes*

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 18, 2020 05:31 PM (XEfKE)

484 Breaking: Beloved holiday classic song, "Baby It's Cold Outside," a duet that glorifies date rape, has been changed.

New song is called "Baby, I'll Decide If I'm Gonna F*ck You or Not, and If I say 'Stop' In the Middle Of It, You Better Stop or It's Rape."

Posted by: BurtTC at June 18, 2020 05:31 PM (hku12)

485 Love that chicken from Popeyes.
Posted by: Grump928© at June 18, 2020 05:24 PM (0XvLg)

Gonna have to try it. But I hear that Popeye guy hated Jews and The Irish

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 18, 2020 05:31 PM (85Gof)

486 I may switch to piano.


Accordion.



Bagpipes.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at June 18, 2020 05:31 PM (HaL55)

487 My neighbor's daughter was a staunch conservative and she came back after four years hating America.



*************



I was a staunch conservative before I started college. After 4 years
of being barraged endlessly with leftist ideology and dogma after I
graduated, I became... an even stauncher conservative.



College can be instructive in revealing the pussy ass spineless among us.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being Real and Spectacular at June 18, 2020 05:30 PM (+dsLj)

So true, so true.

Posted by: Archer at June 18, 2020 05:31 PM (gmo/4)

488 439 > He was a servant.

Was he? I never got that vibe from it myself. I just figured he was the guy who invented the conversion process, rather than being a fictional character. Or maybe a black guy who decided to become Jewish, like Sammy Davis Jr. In which case, it's a mystery why he dressed like a Black Muslim.

But then I thought Betty Crocker was real, too.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 18, 2020 05:25 PM (hKLpI)

Ooh! I got a rebranding Idea! Change the name to "Uncle Farrakhan's Shove This Down Your Throat, Whitey!!! Rice!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2020 05:31 PM (Kpl3J)

489 I say take Junetheenth, make it a national holiday and make it as mayonnaise and vanilla as can be.

I mean like to 75 yo white people dancing to Captain and Tennel white.

Posted by: MAGA at June 18, 2020 05:31 PM (6N2My)

490 Cannibal Bob, there's always the banjo. You can even add a steel slide.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2020 05:31 PM (k16aq)

491 /sock

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 18, 2020 05:31 PM (AiZBA)

492 Plus; Delaware, Kentucky, Maryland, and Missouri, all of which did not join the Confederacy, but were slave states.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at June 18, 2020 05:27 PM (CTJwJ)

New York had slaves listed as resident in the 1860 census... so did most other Northern states that were original colonies.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 18, 2020 05:31 PM (nAiE/)

493 441 Daily Caller deleted the Dan Cathy tweet saying it wasn't an accurate description.

Posted by: Dr Spank

Sounded pretty accurate to me.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 18, 2020 05:25 PM (LHT0w)


Yup. I watched the video clip and he was promoting the notion that a (white) person should grovel in front of another (black) person due to collective guilt regardless of one's own non-participation in wrongdoing. Fuck that noise.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik: we can haz purge now? at June 18, 2020 05:32 PM (DTX3h)

494 I say take Junetheenth, make it a national holiday and make it as mayonnaise and vanilla as can be.

I mean like to 75 yo white people dancing to Captain and Tennel white.
Posted by: MAGA


Muskrat love...

Posted by: rickb223 at June 18, 2020 05:32 PM (LHT0w)

495 This is where I usually type "Fried okra is nature's most perfect food," but I'm too pissed off today.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 18, 2020 05:32 PM (sWM8x)

496 22 Daily Caller deleted the Dan Cathy tweet saying it wasn't an accurate description.
---


Was he going to provide "how-to" illustrations?

I'm sure that Dan has been shining the shoes of black folk around the office all day.

**cking a***ole.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2020 05:32 PM (sy5kK)

497 Plus college. My neighbor's daughter was a staunch conservative and she came back after four years hating America. I cannot even look at that twat anymore.

The good news is my youngest three have no desire to attend college. They've seen what it does to weak-willed kids.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 18, 2020 05:17 PM (bkUtD)
*************
Try Hillsdale or Liberty University.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 18, 2020 05:33 PM (wiXsO)

498 I have so much respect for anyone who can own and shoot just 1 pistol or rifle.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards,

That would be me. One .380 pistol and one 12g shotty. Or it was until February when my dad decided to move on to the hereafter. The man had a lot of weapons. A lot. I mean a LOT. More than you think. They were divided between his 3 children and a few to his grandchildren. I now have way more than just one pistol and one shotgun. Way more.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 18, 2020 05:33 PM (myjNJ)

499 So is fried okra.

Posted by: El Jefe
--------

...and that's when the fight began.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at June 18, 2020 05:33 PM (AytXr)

500 Collard greens are good stuff.

So is fried okra.


This is true.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at June 18, 2020 05:33 PM (HaL55)

501 Does this mean "conservatives are us" are not raving about slurping his vanilla shakes anymore?

Posted by: Undocumented at June 18, 2020 05:30 PM (Y08Vx)
----------------------


It was the Peach Hate Shakes. Anybody can do Vanilla.

And I do miss them, but not enough to ever go back.

Posted by: Boots at June 18, 2020 05:33 PM (oGBso)

502 I was a staunch conservative before I started college. After 4 years
of being barraged endlessly with leftist ideology and dogma after I
graduated, I became... an even stauncher conservative.

I was a relative liberal in college kinda, but started to go to Israel in Dental School, got bombed ( also got laid a lot ) turned hard right and a staunch Zionist.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 18, 2020 05:33 PM (85Gof)

503 490
Cannibal Bob, there's always the banjo. You can even add a steel slide.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2020 05:31 PM (k16aq)

and a harmonica around my neck!


Posted by: `Cannibal Bob at June 18, 2020 05:33 PM (XEfKE)

504 We'll always have Miss Manners.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 18, 2020 05:33 PM (q1Pj5)

505 Posted by: JackStraw at June 18, 2020 05:28 PM (ZLI7S)

++++
Believe it or not I tried to correct that error and messed up badly. Finally gave up.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 18, 2020 05:33 PM (UAOfD)

506 I mean like to 75 yo white people dancing to Captain and Tennel white.

***********

Better yet, let's use the same occasion to organize a Frasier convention.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being Real and Spectacular at June 18, 2020 05:34 PM (+dsLj)

507 My neighbor's daughter was a staunch conservative and she came back after four years hating America.


My niece pulled that shit, too.



Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 18, 2020 05:34 PM (oVJmc)

508 This collective guilt thing might be OK if everybody with money would start giving it to me.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 18, 2020 05:34 PM (sWM8x)

509 JackStraw:
Sorry I tagged you, I didn't realize the first sentence wasn't yours.

washrivergirl: #411

Posted by: IrishEi at June 18, 2020 05:34 PM (sGotD)

510 Okra is slimy. There, I said it.

Posted by: Boots at June 18, 2020 05:34 PM (oGBso)

511 498 I have so much respect for anyone who can own and shoot just 1 pistol or rifle.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards,

That would be me. One .380 pistol and one 12g shotty. Or it was until February when my dad decided to move on to the hereafter. The man had a lot of weapons. A lot. I mean a LOT. More than you think. They were divided between his 3 children and a few to his grandchildren. I now have way more than just one pistol and one shotgun. Way more.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 18, 2020 05:33 PM (myjNJ)

I don't think my dad is close to passing, but when he does, there's going to be over 40 firearms to deal with.

Which I understand to be just a small collection.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at June 18, 2020 05:34 PM (XeEyo)

512 At last count I had 34 guns of various configurations and calibers.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-Death to AntiFa! at June 18, 2020 05:35 PM (o2MD2)

513 Every state of the Confederacy will have to be renamed because they have the same name as when they were slave states.

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Plus; Delaware, Kentucky, Maryland, and Missouri, all of which did not join the Confederacy, but were slave states.


Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at June 18, 2020 05:27 PM

Don't forget Connecticut, the had tons of slaves. They had the most slaves of any State in New England 1774 and had the most restrictive laws against free blacks in the Country at that time.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 18, 2020 05:35 PM (JUOKG)

514 got bombed, turned hard...

************


Yeah those IDF babes will do that to you.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being Real and Spectacular at June 18, 2020 05:35 PM (+dsLj)

515 From FOX:

Earlier this month, Chick-fil-A apologized for a viral photo of an employee wearing a "Back the blue" shirt. The company was criticized as "racist," but the shirt actually was supporting a local football team and the picture was several years old.

Posted by: Undocumented at June 18, 2020 05:35 PM (Y08Vx)

516 471 448 A friend of mine escorted Rep Rangel to the Henry O Flipper dinner at West Point. This dinner recognizes the first black graduate. It is organized by the "black" club, including the menu."

When I was very small (3 or 4) my mother would take me to a YWCA in downtown Phoenix, and the very first teacher I remember was a friendly black lady named Miss Flipper. I always thought it was quite funny, since Flipper the Dolphin show was on at that time, and we always watched it.

Years later, I learned that she was in fact the Granddaughter of Henry O. Flipper.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2020 05:35 PM (Kpl3J)

517 but started to go to Israel in Dental School, got bombed ( also got laid a lot ) turned hard right and a staunch Zionist.
Posted by: Nevergiveup



Unlike that anti-semite CBD.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 18, 2020 05:35 PM (LHT0w)

518 Maybe someone can remind Mr. Cathy that the abolition of slavery was due to a white president and thousands of white men who fought and died for slaves' freedom.

Funny how you never hear the Congressional Black Caucus or the anti-American ingrates never mention them.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 18, 2020 05:35 PM (bkUtD)

519 Don't lie to us, you were the Dancing Queen.

Posted by: Tom Servo


Dress, tree. One of those.

I was so jacked up red soda, I almost forgot to throw the first ceremonial brick through the storefront.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 18, 2020 05:35 PM (G4GU9)

520 >>Yup. I watched the video clip and he was promoting the notion that a (white) person should grovel in front of another (black) person due to collective guilt regardless of one's own non-participation in wrongdoing. Fuck that noise.


When did we agree that we are ALL stained with collective guilt for something that ended 150 years ago?

I keep hearing people state as fact "400 years of oppression." First, the country isn't 400 years old. Second, that assumed the oppression exists today; that things have not changed/improved since slavery in 1619.

I question that premise, bigly.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 18, 2020 05:35 PM (bDqIh)

521 Yup. I watched the video clip and he was promoting the notion that a (white) person should grovel in front of another (black) person due to collective guilt regardless of one's own non-participation in wrongdoing. Fuck that noise.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik: we can haz purge now? at June 18, 2020 05:32 PM (DTX3h)

Remember, after you drop to your knees in front of a black man to prove your guilt, you aren't done yet.


Don't forget to fully unzip the zipper first.

Posted by: Dan Cathy, BBC BJ artist extraordinaire at June 18, 2020 05:35 PM (sy5kK)

522 Nood

Posted by: Bete at June 18, 2020 05:35 PM (Ojki1)

523 Dan Cathy can deal with his own conscience and I'll take care of mine.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 18, 2020 05:35 PM (oVJmc)

524 It would be a shame if more CFA stores get torched...

Posted by: Undocumented at June 18, 2020 05:36 PM (Y08Vx)

525
495 This is where I usually type "Fried okra is nature's most perfect food," but I'm too pissed off today.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 18, 2020 05:32 PM (sWM8x)

*****

500 Collard greens are good stuff.

So is fried okra.

This is true.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at June 18, 2020 05:33 PM (HaL55)


************************

*Fist bump*

Posted by: El Jefe ~ Blue Zones POW MIA ~ You Are Not Forgotten ~ at June 18, 2020 05:36 PM (Ae67h)

526 Newd statues.

Posted by: Delurk Ergo Sum at June 18, 2020 05:36 PM (bEf9t)

527 perfect. portable. i can be a street accordianist!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 18, 2020 05:29 PM (XEfKE)
~~~~~

Party in a box!

Sadly, no one around here will let me play mine.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 18, 2020 05:37 PM (sGotD)

528 510 Okra is slimy. There, I said it.

Posted by: Boots at June 18, 2020 05:34 PM (oGBso)

*****

That's why you fry it.

Posted by: El Jefe ~ Blue Zones POW MIA ~ You Are Not Forgotten ~ at June 18, 2020 05:37 PM (Ae67h)

529 I think there should be protesters on our side with pictures of Governor Coonman and his infamous yearbook picture with the message to impeach this racist.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 18, 2020 05:37 PM (wiXsO)

530 Funny how you never hear the Congressional Black Caucus or the anti-American ingrates never mention them.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 18, 2020 05:35 PM (bkUtD)


I also wonder when the USA is going to get credit for abolishing slavery within it's first century of being a nation.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 18, 2020 05:37 PM (CcOog)

531 512 At last count I had 34 guns of various configurations and calibers.
Posted by: Xipe Totec-Death to AntiFa! at June 18, 2020 05:35 PM (o2MD2)


and, sadly, all rusting at the bottom of the river, as we speak.

*sniff*

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2020 05:37 PM (sy5kK)

532 Plus; Delaware, Kentucky, Maryland, and Missouri, all of which did not join the Confederacy, but were slave states.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at June 18, 2020 05:27 PM (CTJwJ)

New York had slaves listed as resident in the 1860 census... so did most other Northern states that were original colonies.
Posted by: redbanzai
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It's worth noting that the Emancipation Proclamation did NOT 'Free the Slaves'. It only freed the slaves in the states of the Confederacy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at June 18, 2020 05:37 PM (1vynn)

533 Party in a box!



Sadly, no one around here will let me play mine.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 18, 2020 05:37 PM (sGotD)

LMAO!

Posted by: `Cannibal Bob at June 18, 2020 05:38 PM (XEfKE)

534 510 Okra is slimy. There, I said it.

Posted by: Boots at June 18, 2020 05:34 PM (oGBso)

That's what makes it so much fun to eat boiled, when you can cut it up and put it in your mouth with big streams of slime oozing out of it. Says my 13 year old self.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2020 05:38 PM (Kpl3J)

535 Earlier this month, Chick-fil-A apologized for a
viral photo of an employee wearing a "Back the blue" shirt. The company
was criticized as "racist," but the shirt actually was supporting a
local football team and the picture was several years old.





Posted by: Undocumented at June 18, 2020 05:35 PM (Y08Vx)


(sad trombone) Supporting police is racist. This is the insane asylum we are living in

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 18, 2020 05:38 PM (8SGHB)

536 499 So is fried okra.

Posted by: El Jefe
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...and that's when the fight began.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at June 18, 2020 05:33 PM (AytXr)

******

Come at me, brah!

*dramatically lifts both arms several times for dramatic effect*

Posted by: El Jefe ~ Blue Zones POW MIA ~ You Are Not Forgotten ~ at June 18, 2020 05:39 PM (Ae67h)

537 >>> Chick-Fil-A CEO Dan Cathy invites white folks to "shine black folks shoes" to show a "sense of shame" and "embarrassment"
for racism, per The Daily Caller.

Why should I be embarrassed for what someone else who doesn't have any personal connection to me?

Second I'm in no way shamed or embarrassed to shine shoes. It just doesn't pay enough.

Are you saying those that shine shoes for a loving are shamed and embarrassed by their work? Exactly what I'd expect from an a-hole CEO who thinks the real work that makes his company happen is *beneath* him.

Posted by: mikethemoose at June 18, 2020 05:39 PM (Y6UV7)

538
That's why you fry it.
Posted by: El Jefe
---------

Which is say, disguise it as something else.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at June 18, 2020 05:39 PM (1vynn)

539 538
That's why you fry it.
Posted by: El Jefe
---------

Which is say, disguise it as something else.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at June 18, 2020 05:39 PM (1vynn)

*****

You say disguise, I say transubstantiation.

*apologies to our Lord and Savior*

Posted by: El Jefe ~ Blue Zones POW MIA ~ You Are Not Forgotten ~ at June 18, 2020 05:43 PM (Ae67h)

540 Chick-Fil-A CEO Dan Cathy invites white folks to "shine black folks shoes" to show a "sense of shame" and "embarrassment" 
for racism, per The Daily Caller. 

Is that silly cuck aware that white people have shined shoes for a living?

Posted by: Reggie1971 at June 18, 2020 05:46 PM (aMTrY)

541 https://youtube.com/watch?v=jLTwVysKFyw

Posted by: Braenyard at June 18, 2020 06:10 PM (WtNe2)

542 Good question.

I would say that the Lord turned his Face from us when we legalized abortion.

That is my biblical interpretation.

I can't prove this, obviously.
Posted by: El Jefe ~ Blue Zones POW MIA ~ You Are Not Forgotten ~ at June 18, 2020 05:04 PM (Ae67h)

And sodomy. It's one thing to recognize that you can't stop it entirely. It's another thing to write it into law.
Two out of four things crying to Heaven for vengeance might be the tipping point.

Posted by: Sal at June 18, 2020 06:11 PM (bo8pf)

543 there will come a harsh reckoning, of that i'm sure, will it be like nineveh and tyre, which allen drury used for his 'lights out scenario' of soviet victory in the cold war, that isn't clear,

Posted by: gaius martius at June 18, 2020 06:43 PM (hMlTh)

544 Nothing was ever going to come of this except some lolz at Northam's expense.

It's just like no one cares Joe Biden is a handsy perv, no one cares about the "You ain't black" thing, and no one cares Democrats Are The Real Racists.

We can run this simulation a thousand times and it will come back the same every time. It's time to stop trying to figure out how to "own the libs" by pointing our their hypocrisies. The only way to win is for the GOP to increase its share of the white vote and to figure out it needs to be a nationalist immigration restrictionist party. Anything else is a waste of time.

Posted by: Ruled By Mercenaries at June 18, 2020 07:03 PM (64KwC)

545 Dress as BLM.
Wave a flag.
Say inflammatory shit.
Flag down the media.
Then shout "Governor BlackFace"
Create 10 FB/Twitter accounts
Post the fuck out of it.
Repeat.
Capture screenshots.

On to the next event. Quantity not quality. Every angle.

Posted by: Baxter Bigly at June 18, 2020 07:10 PM (iUD0C)

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