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CBD:
cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
The Miami PD Is Not the Seattle, New York, or Portland PD
When you get violent and attack a civilian's car -- for what? For not "respecting" your autonomous zone in the street? -- the Miami PD will kick your fucking ass for you.
The only thing that upsets me about this video is that more of these rotten little pussies didn't get their faces pushed in.Unlike what we’re seeing in Seattle, the @MiamiPD aren’t messing around! pic.twitter.com/CvTPpJRh1i
— Madison Gesiotto (@madisongesiotto) June 12, 2020
Meanwhile, David French does not believe that Seattle and Portland are as violent as lying, stupid conservatives say they are. (Is he still pretending to be a conservative, when he constantly attacks us ignorant, ugly, lying, vicious monsters?) He says he wants to send in someone "objective" to report, and then nominates the biggest fucking pussy on the internet (tied with Alex Griswold), Andrew Egger.
We need a completely fair and unbiased reporter to spend a week in the Zone and report back from America's newest microstate. I nominate @EggerDC.
— David French (@DavidAFrench) June 11, 2020
On my way! pic.twitter.com/oXwaZYpfL8
— David French (@DavidAFrench) June 11, 2020
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 12, 2020 02:02 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: clutch cargo at June 12, 2020 02:02 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: clutch cargo at June 12, 2020 02:03 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Clay ** Have you told a commie to fcuk off today? at June 12, 2020 02:03 PM (gCP17)
"I am here to talk about how virtuous I am and how bad Orange Man Bad is! Let me count the ways!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 12, 2020 02:04 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: clutch cargo at June 12, 2020 02:04 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2020 02:04 PM (2OVCl)
Why was he not thoroughly doused with Hickory and Lathered Up, Down and All Around?
Posted by: garrett at June 12, 2020 02:04 PM (SNgVX)
Posted by: BigWyo at June 12, 2020 02:04 PM (NZbhV)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 12, 2020 02:04 PM (ExV1e)
Why was he not thoroughly doused with Hickory and Lathered Up, Down and All Around?
...
that's what burns my beans.
Posted by: ace at June 12, 2020 02:04 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: BigWyo at June 12, 2020 02:04 PM (NZbhV)
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With flashing lights.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 12, 2020 02:04 PM (LvTSG)
If you haven't seen this... Mystery video...
Are ANTIFA leaders being scooped by FEDs now?
https://tinyurl.com/y7onbwfg
One can dream.
I hope it is is real.
Foul language.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2020 02:05 PM (2OVCl)
Probably also explain the blue and red lights and the cops pouring out of it.
Posted by: garrett at June 12, 2020 02:05 PM (SNgVX)
Posted by: trev006 at June 12, 2020 02:05 PM (QVdUi)
Posted by: Zod at June 12, 2020 02:05 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Oh no! Not the bees! at June 12, 2020 02:05 PM (N5dam)
Posted by: Axeman at June 12, 2020 02:05 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: BigWyo at June 12, 2020 02:05 PM (NZbhV)
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at June 12, 2020 02:06 PM (fpc+A)
Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2020 02:06 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: IrishEi at June 12, 2020 02:06 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 12, 2020 02:06 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Ian S. at June 12, 2020 02:06 PM (6XLoz)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 02:06 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Ha at June 12, 2020 02:06 PM (55lwO)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 12, 2020 02:07 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2020 02:06 PM (bCLt0)
Pet Shop Boys comeback tune.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 02:07 PM (s2VJv)
I'm against police brutality but I do approve of romper stomper on assholes.
So...nuance.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 12, 2020 02:08 PM (ifmtJ)
Heh heh heh heh heh heh
He said "unit" and "fudge" in the same sentence.
Heh heh heh heh heh heh
Posted by: Beavis at June 12, 2020 02:08 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Ripley at June 12, 2020 02:08 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2020 02:08 PM (2OVCl)
If you are in one of these mostly peaceful riots keep your eyes pealed for the guys with the skateboards.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2020 02:08 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2020 02:09 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: 13times at June 12, 2020 02:09 PM (M6Yu0)
Posted by: IrishEi at June 12, 2020 02:06 PM (sGotD)
old and busted
what policing used to look like
guys with knees on a perp, oh my
Posted by: REDACTED at June 12, 2020 02:09 PM (JgrP5)
artisanal ette I loved your video:
Are ANTIFA leaders being scooped by FEDs now?
https://tinyurl.com/y7onbwfg
and I WANT TO BELIEVE! I do believe this is happening. Those dummies are gonna rollup on a lot of higher up idiots.
I hope they put them all in Gitmo, seriously, maybe they're already there lol
Posted by: SorryBlackOrchid at June 12, 2020 02:09 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: blaster at June 12, 2020 02:09 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Xipe Totec-Death to AntiFa at June 12, 2020 02:09 PM (A5B6s)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 12, 2020 02:09 PM (axyOa)
They're so used to clown cars the whole thing probably came as a shock when none of them had honky-horns or unicycles.
Posted by: clutch cargo at June 12, 2020 02:09 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: azalea city at June 12, 2020 02:09 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: fixerupper at June 12, 2020 02:09 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at June 12, 2020 02:09 PM (NVYyb)
When local government officials appear to ally with radical groups such as white nationalists to deny other citizens such as this mostly peaceful skateboarder their civil rights, then this becomes a matter under the jurisdiction of the federal bureaucracy.
Posted by: Department of Justice Bureaucrats at June 12, 2020 02:09 PM (WEaJc)
Posted by: Single family homeowners owning property in America and waking up in the Nation of CHAZ at June 12, 2020 02:09 PM (sy5kK)
screaming "IF COMRADE STALIN ONLY KNEW!" as he's dragged off to to be
executed by some deranged communist regime.
Posted by: Oh no! Not the bees! at June 12, 2020 02:05 PM (N5dam)
When Comrade Stalin finds out what you have done he will be very upset.
Comrade Stalin used to watch the trials from behind a lattice. When he wanted to twist the knife he'd smoke his pipe.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 12, 2020 02:09 PM (WyVLE)
The cops should be telling them to move to CHAZ.
You don't like it here, move to CHAZ, Bro.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2020 02:08 PM (2OVCl)
What's the code for Chaz Int'l Airport?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 02:10 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Puddintame at June 12, 2020 02:10 PM (aKsyK)
But yeah, send in the Flaccid Clown.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring fro at June 12, 2020 02:10 PM (GRRw+)
I firmly believe that we never should have lowered the physical standards for police, fire, military, or any other occupation where lives are dependent on strength.
Posted by: IrishEi at June 12, 2020 02:10 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: SorryBlackOrchid at June 12, 2020 02:10 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: 13times at June 12, 2020 02:10 PM (M6Yu0)
Posted by: blaster at June 12, 2020 02:09 PM (ZfRYq)
smart man
always think, it will never be enough
Posted by: REDACTED at June 12, 2020 02:10 PM (JgrP5)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 02:10 PM (s2VJv)
JZZ
Posted by: Zod at June 12, 2020 02:10 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 12, 2020 02:11 PM (k/TB6)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 12, 2020 02:11 PM (Jil6h)
Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2020 02:09 PM (bCLt0)
The only soy I do is soy sauce.
Funny, that's one of the only things they don't want to put soy into! Kikoman is wheat.
Posted by: clutch cargo at June 12, 2020 02:11 PM (8B6Ng)
No, you shouldn't say that. It would sound like you're trying to affect some accent.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 12, 2020 02:11 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 12, 2020 02:11 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Xipe Totec-Death to AntiFa at June 12, 2020 02:11 PM (A5B6s)
Posted by: ... at June 12, 2020 02:11 PM (iUIKZ)
Posted by: 13times at June 12, 2020 02:10 PM (M6Yu0)
You misspelled "chickenshit."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 02:11 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2020 02:11 PM (bCLt0)
One can dream.
I hope it is is real.
Foul language.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
She sounds nice.
"You have to tell us where you're taking her"!!!
Um, no we don't.
"What the f***!"
Seriously, can these people not formulate a sentence in which 50% of the words aren't f***?
Posted by: pep at June 12, 2020 02:11 PM (T6t7i)
Friday's LOL for the day.
Can't stop laughing at this.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2020 02:11 PM (2OVCl)
Posted by: ... at June 12, 2020 02:11 PM (iUIKZ)
Unless Barr was lying the other night, yes they are.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2020 02:12 PM (ZLI7S)
Think the
Ode criminals will do that again? Yeah, me either. By the way, they are sitting on ice. There is no bail shenanigans like in NY. They're with their new roommate, Bubba.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring fro at June 12, 2020 02:12 PM (GRRw+)
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 12, 2020 02:12 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Cheri at June 12, 2020 02:12 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: CN at June 12, 2020 02:12 PM (ONvIw)
Zod wants to be ON that firecracker Hispanic Rosie-Perez 28-mph-hips chickadee, son!
Posted by: Zod at June 12, 2020 02:05 PM (XzT/D)
Abella Anderson, but otherwise concur
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 12, 2020 02:12 PM (ifmtJ)
The first one did for sure - nothing projects and aura of force quite like standing ramrod straight while fucking around with the chinstrap on your riot helmet. There's a girl later in the video that looks like she knew what she was doing, and she at least had a bit of size to her.
Posted by: Ramblin' Man at June 12, 2020 02:12 PM (CbG28)
Nice. I assume everyone else was forbidden from smoking. So you are on trial for your life and suddenly, you catch the faintest whiff of pipe tobacco.
I'm adding this touch to my Future Dictator's manual.
Posted by: Grump928© at June 12, 2020 02:12 PM (OOdcU)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 12, 2020 02:12 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Fox2! at June 12, 2020 02:12 PM (qyH+l)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 12, 2020 02:12 PM (k/TB6)
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at June 12, 2020 02:12 PM (lg/F7)
"Okay! We will! We're taking her to Funkytown!"
Posted by: Zod at June 12, 2020 02:13 PM (XzT/D)
Are ANTIFA leaders being scooped by FEDs now?
https://tinyurl.com/y7onbwfg
Be a shame if the police were elsewhere and a group like the 42nd Street militia was doing the street cleaning. In nondescript vans.
If there are three, take two and leave one.
The word spreads faster that way.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 12, 2020 02:13 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: garrett at June 12, 2020 02:13 PM (FUfU7)
I couldn't do it. I'd lose my shit at the first provocation and put hickory to hippie skull.
Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 12, 2020 02:13 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: JuJuBee at June 12, 2020 02:13 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: BigWyo at June 12, 2020 02:05 PM (NZbhV)
I was told by a correction officers that the training was to avoid large overhead swings and avoid using clubs at all, as it looks really bad in pictures.
I expect they will start with clubs about the times they start carrying shotguns openly
Posted by: Kindltot at June 12, 2020 02:13 PM (WyVLE)
Posted by: Xipe Totec-Death to AntiFa at June 12, 2020 02:13 PM (A5B6s)
Agree 100%.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 12, 2020 02:11 PM (Ez6QX)
~~~~~
'Ettes of the Horde --- UNITE!
Posted by: IrishEi at June 12, 2020 02:13 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 12, 2020 02:13 PM (TZi47)
I am extremely disappointed that the constantly yelling camera owner was not provided with a white ash swizzle stick and some broken teeth to gargle.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2020 02:13 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 02:10 PM (s2VJv)
HOTAIR?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2020 02:14 PM (2OVCl)
*******
The ANTIfaTARDS were using & recording stuff with their phones & there were helicopters overhead in all cities that had riots recording all that data in realtime & Federal Operators you where the asshats they wanted were & were "Disappeared"
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 12, 2020 02:14 PM (HyRbI)
Posted by: REDACTED at June 12, 2020 02:14 PM (JgrP5)
Posted by: garrett at June 12, 2020 02:14 PM (FUfU7)
Looks like a biter.
Sall good.
Posted by: Zod at June 12, 2020 02:14 PM (XzT/D)
@ClayTravis
ESPN's studio programming hit a 41 year ratings low this week as WokeCenter programming has destroyed the network:
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 12, 2020 02:14 PM (HyRbI)
Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2020 02:11 PM (bCLt0)
He's been itching to have an excuse to put on those assless chaps and dog collar in public for years. He could have his own tent and a plethora of "interns". As long as there's still wifi and twitter.
Posted by: clutch cargo at June 12, 2020 02:14 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: CN at June 12, 2020 02:14 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 12, 2020 02:08 PM (ifmtJ)
I had the same thought. Those gals were open for business. I was impressed.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 12, 2020 02:14 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: fixerupper at June 12, 2020 02:15 PM (8XRCm)
Unless Barr was lying the other night, yes they are.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2020 02:12 PM (ZLI7S)
All you have to do is roll up a few of these punks and hit them with 30 year minimum sentences in Federal prison. They'll talk.
But that is unnecessary. Wiretap George Soros and Lisa Fithian for starters, as well as Robert Creamer.
Hell; Soros admitted on national TV to being a Nazi collaborator. As such he should be immediately arrested, all his assets seized, all his front groups abolished and then deported to Hungary. Or Malaysia.
This is easy. Rudy Giuliani decimated the American Mafia.
All we need is an AG with the will to do it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 02:15 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 12, 2020 02:15 PM (kA3Cp)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 12, 2020 02:09 PM (axyOa)
5/8 inch spade bit.
Posted by: Fox2! at June 12, 2020 02:15 PM (qyH+l)
*chefs kiss*
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 12, 2020 02:15 PM (C1FKG)
Halberds, ftw!
Posted by: garrett at June 12, 2020 02:15 PM (FUfU7)
Go there and report on the scene yourself, French, you cowardly, bloviating wad of shit.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2020 02:15 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Redenzo at June 12, 2020 02:15 PM (E7vND)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 12, 2020 02:14 PM (YqDXo)
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Toxic femininity.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 12, 2020 02:15 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 12, 2020 02:08 PM (ifmtJ)
I had the same thought. Those gals were open for business. I was impressed.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 12, 2020 02:14 PM (YqDXo)
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Reminds me of Michelle Rodriguez in SWAT.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 12, 2020 02:15 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: mr tmz at June 12, 2020 02:15 PM (m/Gc2)
Wouldn't stop the shrieking.
Posted by: garrett
But the change in octave would be nice.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 12, 2020 02:15 PM (axyOa)
@ClayTravis
ESPN's studio programming hit a 41 year ratings low this week as WokeCenter programming has destroyed the network:
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 12, 2020 02:14 PM (HyRbI)
Bubba Wallace got his 15 minutes, 3rd rate driver in a 3rd rate car.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 12, 2020 02:15 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Redenzo at June 12, 2020 02:15 PM (E7vND)
----
Would hit.....!
but she'd hit back...
Posted by: fixerupper at June 12, 2020 02:16 PM (8XRCm)
TAKTAKTAKTAKTAKTAKTAKTAKTAKTAKTAK
(mag drop, reload, cycle)
"That's my name! Ask me again and I'll tell you the same!"
Posted by: Zod at June 12, 2020 02:16 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Puddintame at June 12, 2020 02:10 PM (aKsyK)
********
Should have said Pantera - Revolution is my name
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 12, 2020 02:16 PM (HyRbI)
Posted by: Pelton ad girl at June 12, 2020 02:16 PM (1vWDB)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 12, 2020 02:16 PM (k/TB6)
Posted by: JuJuBee at June 12, 2020 02:16 PM (COzlW)
Nothing but peaceful protests comrades. Peacefully attacking cops with skateboards
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 12, 2020 02:16 PM (Jil6h)
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 12, 2020 02:16 PM (uJwgo)
I expect they will start with clubs about the times they start carrying shotguns openly
Posted by: Kindltot at June 12, 2020 02:13 PM (WyVLE)
You know, I'm more of a traditionalist. I'd go with a Scutum and Gladius
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at June 12, 2020 02:16 PM (fpc+A)
Posted by: Redenzo at June 12, 2020 02:15 PM (E7vND)
----
Would hit.....!
but she'd hit back...
Posted by: fixerupper at June 12, 2020 02:16 PM (8XRCm)
========
That would be a very aggressive fuck session.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 12, 2020 02:16 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: mr tmz at June 12, 2020 02:15 PM (m/Gc2)
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Say what?
Posted by: fixerupper at June 12, 2020 02:16 PM (8XRCm)
Seriously, can these people not formulate a sentence in which 50% of the words aren't f***?
Posted by: pep
No they can't. It's a thing. I hate to admit it but my 27 year old daughter and her friends both male and female impregnate every sentence with the F word. I've talked to her many times about this to no avail. Ugh.
Posted by: Cheri at June 12, 2020 02:16 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Xipe Totec-Death to AntiFa at June 12, 2020 02:16 PM (A5B6s)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 12, 2020 02:16 PM (axyOa)
Unless Barr was lying the other night, yes they are.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2020 02:12 PM (ZLI7S)
I know he was not lying.
And I am assuming that video is proof. That is why I posted it. I loved it none the less.
"WHERE ARE YOU TAKING HER!? WHERE ARE YOU TAKING HER!? "
I thought it was a guy they literally tossed into the car but it was a woman (not Hillary this time.)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2020 02:17 PM (2OVCl)
Posted by: JoeF. at June 12, 2020 02:17 PM (CqE5x)
And that one chick cop with no helmet towards the end, the look on her face. Hoo boy. I wouldn't cross her for nothin'.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at June 12, 2020 02:17 PM (HaL55)
Considering we had a DoJ and FBI that manufactured evidence to railroad Michael Flynn - and is still at it via the corrupt judiiciary - the case against Soros Inc and Antifa as well as BLM is a slam dunk.
Again, it takes a will to do it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 02:17 PM (s2VJv)
@ClayTravis
ESPN's studio programming hit a 41 year ratings low this week as WokeCenter programming has destroyed the network:
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 12, 2020 02:14 PM (HyRbI)
And they won't change a damn thing because the agenda is more important than anything
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 12, 2020 02:17 PM (Jil6h)
Posted by: Fox2! at June 12, 2020 02:12 PM (qyH+l)
The ASP training we got said you aren't supposed to use it on joints (shoulders, knees) or heads.
From this, I learned that someone must've had a really good reason to put that on the training material.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 12, 2020 02:17 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: garrett at June 12, 2020 02:17 PM (FUfU7)
******
I wish.
That's not a civilian's car. That's a undercover/unmarked police car.
When they (rioters) start smashing it in the beginning...police come OUT of the front passenger door.
Not a civilians car.
Posted by: El Jefe ~ Blue Zones POW MIA ~ You Are Not Forgotten ~ at June 12, 2020 02:17 PM (Ae67h)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 12, 2020 02:16 PM (LvTSG)
Keep up the skeer.
Posted by: Zod at June 12, 2020 02:17 PM (XzT/D)
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 12, 2020 02:17 PM (C1FKG)
Posted by: Redenzo at June 12, 2020 02:15 PM (E7vND)
----
Would hit.....!
but she'd hit back...
Posted by: fixerupper
***
For a second there I thought I was watching a movie where the stars don't wear helmets.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 12, 2020 02:18 PM (axyOa)
Oh?
Don't see you jumping in to help your fellow freedom fighters there, Janet.
Posted by: RoyalOil at June 12, 2020 02:18 PM (aO8Gd)
Posted by: notsothoreau at June 12, 2020 02:18 PM (JKNZq)
They are apparently all married.
Posted by: Xipe Totec-Death to AntiFa at June 12, 2020 02:16 PM (A5B6s)
She and the rest of the cops were up in their faces. Good for them. They were showing who was really afraid when you stand up to them.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2020 02:18 PM (2OVCl)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 12, 2020 02:18 PM (1vWDB)
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 12, 2020 02:17 PM (C1FKG)
=========
Merely an observation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 12, 2020 02:18 PM (LvTSG)
proper response:
"Fuck YOU. THAT's my name."
omg can we just attack these hippies in force aleady?
Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 12, 2020 02:18 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: REDACTED at June 12, 2020 02:18 PM (JgrP5)
Although, of course, Trump will be accused of just doing it for another photo-op of Black people loudly thanking him.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 12, 2020 02:19 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 12, 2020 02:19 PM (FtO5h)
That's not a civilian's car. That's a undercover/unmarked police car.
When they (rioters) start smashing it in the beginning...police come OUT of the front passenger door.
Not a civilians car.
Posted by: El Jefe ~ Blue Zones POW MIA ~ You Are Not Forgotten ~ at June 12, 2020 02:17 PM (Ae67h)
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All those cops at once. Looked like a circus clown car, but with whoop ass.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 12, 2020 02:19 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 12, 2020 02:19 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: garrett at June 12, 2020 02:19 PM (FUfU7)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 12, 2020 02:19 PM (H8QX8)
Don't be such a "unit", ace ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2020 02:19 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: JoeF. at June 12, 2020 02:17 PM (CqE5x)
Agree. Hard physical work Definitely good for a man,( maybe for women too, for all I know). Better sleep, less stress, whole body seems to function better.
Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2020 02:19 PM (bCLt0)
Funny, that's one of the only things they don't want to put soy into! Kikoman is wheat.
Posted by: clutch cargo at June 12, 2020 02:11 PM (8B6Ng)
I hope you're not allergic to soy. Kikkoman is a mixture of wheat and soy.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at June 12, 2020 02:19 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 12, 2020 02:19 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 12, 2020 02:14 PM (HyRbI)
couldn't be happier
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2020 02:19 PM (2OVCl)
Posted by: notsothoreau at June 12, 2020 02:19 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Xipe Totec-Death to AntiFa at June 12, 2020 02:20 PM (A5B6s)
The female cops should have been wearing issue strap-ons during the kerfuffle.
Posted by: Zod at June 12, 2020 02:20 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 12, 2020 02:20 PM (FtO5h)
Please say Gitmo. Lie if you must.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 12, 2020 02:18 PM (1vWDB)
I was going to say "to Thomas Jefferson so he can personally 'splain you. And then you go to the Infernal Reaches..."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 02:20 PM (s2VJv)
An astute observation. One of which I would be willing to confirm.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 12, 2020 02:20 PM (C1FKG)
@ClayTravis
ESPN's studio programming hit a 41 year ratings low this week as WokeCenter programming has destroyed the network:
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 12, 2020 02:14 PM (HyRbI)
Fake news. Cornhole ratings hit 41 year high.
Posted by: Chunk Hunger at June 12, 2020 02:20 PM (uhPTO)
I was that way back in the Navy. Around a year before I got out I decided to clean up my language. Interestingly, a number of the guys on my submarine decided to do the same thing at the same time. It helped.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 12, 2020 02:20 PM (ExV1e)
I don't blame 'em either. We're way beyond selling loosies on the street corner now.
Who in their right mind thinks they can run up and swing a skateboard and a vehicle with no consequences ? This kind of crap is why I carry heavy everywhere I go now.
Posted by: Ramblin' Man at June 12, 2020 02:20 PM (CbG28)
Starbucks announced on Friday it would allow employees to wear apparel in support of the Black Lives Matter movement, bowing to an intense social media campaign even as the company moves to crank out over 250,000 specialty shirts of its own.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 12, 2020 02:20 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: REDACTED at June 12, 2020 02:20 PM (JgrP5)
Posted by: Oh no! Not the bees! at June 12, 2020 02:05 PM
perfect.
Posted by: ace at June 12, 2020 02:21 PM (PbpT7)
The IRS model!
The IRS knows it can't catch every cheat.
So, it catches a few, comes down on them like a ton of bricks, publicize the heck out of each case.
The rest of us fall in to line.
Posted by: navybrat, largely at large at June 12, 2020 02:21 PM (w7KSn)
I'm against police brutality but I do approve of romper stomper on assholes.
So...nuance.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 12, 2020 02:08 PM (ifmtJ)
"Get some!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 12, 2020 02:21 PM (YqDXo)
https://tinyurl.com/y7onbwfg
One can dream.
I hope it is is real.
Foul language.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2020 02:05 PM (2OVCl)
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Nice!
Thanks for reposting, artisanal 'ette.
Posted by: IrishEi at June 12, 2020 02:21 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: WeBoned! at June 12, 2020 02:21 PM (8k7U7)
Starbucks announced on Friday it would allow employees to wear apparel in support of the Black Lives Matter movement, bowing to an intense social media campaign even as the company moves to crank out over 250,000 specialty shirts of its own.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 12, 2020 02:20 PM (4a9Vv)
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I wish I owned a T-shirt company.
Also, they announced that they're closing permanently 500 stores.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 12, 2020 02:21 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: JoeF. at June 12, 2020 02:17 PM (CqE5x)
Testosterone is created in the body during sleep between 2 and 4 AM for most men on a normal sleep cycle. I high fat, high protein snack in the evening can be beneficial. Some Docs recommend macadamia nuts.
Macadamia nuts are also rich in monounsaturated fats, a type of fat that may boost heart health by lowering your total and LDL (bad) cholesterol levels
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 12, 2020 02:21 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Ramblin' Man at June 12, 2020 02:20 PM (CbG2
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Pretty sure I saw more than one skateboard hit a cop.... while they wasnt looking.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 12, 2020 02:21 PM (8XRCm)
I expect they will start with clubs about the times they start carrying shotguns openly
Posted by: Kindltot
We were taught that it was illegal to swing for the head. You were to swing for the collar bone. If they juked when they should have jived, that's on them.
*wink wink*
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2020 02:21 PM (eii2u)
Is "crooked baseball caps" still a thing?
Posted by: Zod at June 12, 2020 02:22 PM (XzT/D)
Twitter is by far the most efficient way to get info and keep up with knowledgeable analysis (rare) on many topics - possibly all topics. No "sewer", no testosterone effect if you read only stuff from adults.
The Seattle crap is already boring, and of little importance.
Meanwhile, by far the most aggressive and horrifying offensive, ever, to impose Gleichschaltung in the US is in full swing by the racist-authoritarians.
Inertia will end up stopping it, but the ratchet turns (a few licks, this time).
Posted by: rhomboid at June 12, 2020 02:22 PM (El6T/)
I want that. lots of that.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 12, 2020 02:22 PM (XEfKE)
Posted by: Grump928© at June 12, 2020 02:12 PM (OOdcU)
If you are looking for source material, I suggest Solzhenitsyn, Frank Dikotter and Ghetau Florin (Who wrote The Perfect Dictator Manual)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 12, 2020 02:22 PM (WyVLE)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 12, 2020 02:20 PM (ExV1e)
It used to be "he swears like a sailor." Now it's "she swears like a college graduate."
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 12, 2020 02:22 PM (H8QX8)
caving that dude's head in a couple of nights ago? He does have an
excellent self-defense case.
*whistles Dixie*
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 12, 2020 02:22 PM (1vWDB)
Posted by: Cheri at June 12, 2020 02:22 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 12, 2020 02:22 PM (xfb67)
You can now call me Blindie.
Yes, my +3 Drill of Precision has helped me check another box on the home improvement checklist.
Posted by: ace at June 12, 2020 02:22 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 12, 2020 02:22 PM (lcQJG)
*chefs kiss*
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 12, 2020 02:15 PM (C1FKG)
to hell with the Cops show being canceled
here it is
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2020 02:23 PM (2OVCl)
She' give Cmdr Worf a run for his money. He complained once that Earth women were "too fragile."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at June 12, 2020 02:23 PM (HaL55)
Going Going Gandhi? Call to tear down Gandhi statutes in England due to his racism..
https://tinyurl.com/y9ljcmjq
Posted by: Tami at June 12, 2020 02:23 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Downcast at June 12, 2020 02:23 PM (aNH6G)
Las Vegas to rename a spade to patriot
American Bridge Club to follow suit
"I bid four patriots"
Posted by: REDACTED at June 12, 2020 02:23 PM (JgrP5)
You can now call me Blindie.
Yes, my +3 Drill of Precision has helped me check another box on the home improvement checklist.
Posted by: ace at June 12, 2020 02:22 PM (PbpT7)
Have I got a reciprocating saw for YOU!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 02:23 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Chunk Hunger at June 12, 2020 02:20 PM (uhPTO)
https://americancornhole.com/
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 12, 2020 02:23 PM (JFO2v)
When they (rioters) start smashing it in the beginning...police come OUT of the front passenger door.
Not a civilians car.
Posted by: El Jefe ~ Blue Zones POW MIA ~ You Are Not Forgotten ~ at June 12, 2020 02:17 PM (Ae67h)
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A friend once told me that unmarked cop cars had the same rims as standard cop cars, but this one seems to have cheap looking hub caps.
Posted by: Sean hannity at June 12, 2020 02:23 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 12, 2020 02:16 PM (axyOa)
County Leitrim. (grandparents)
Posted by: Fox2! at June 12, 2020 02:24 PM (qyH+l)
You can now call me Blindie.
Yes, my +3 Drill of Precision has helped me check another box on the home improvement checklist.
Posted by: ace at June 12, 2020 02:22 PM (PbpT7)
but when can we call you "chefie"?
As I recall, oven fire...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2020 02:24 PM (2OVCl)
I want that. lots of that.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 12, 2020 02:22 PM (XEfKE)
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You just want your next meal pre-tenderized....
Posted by: fixerupper at June 12, 2020 02:24 PM (8XRCm)
You can now call me Blindie.
Yes, my +3 Drill of Precision has helped me check another box on the home improvement checklist.
Posted by: ace at June 12, 2020 02:22 PM (PbpT7)
And I was ready to call you Dremel !!!
Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2020 02:24 PM (bCLt0)
Oh, I feel you're on my back and I would love it if you would vacate the premises immediately.
Posted by: ace at June 12, 2020 02:24 PM (PbpT7)
You can now call me Blindie.
Yes, my +3 Drill of Precision has helped me check another box on the home improvement checklist.
Posted by: ace at June 12, 2020 02:22 PM (PbpT7)
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You're gonna need to something far more epic than blinds before the shelvie moniker gets sidelined.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 12, 2020 02:24 PM (LvTSG)
Damn, man, you blinded yourself with a drill???? Tough luck, bud.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 12, 2020 02:24 PM (jjaLl)
Congrats blindie!
Posted by: Xipe Totec-Death to AntiFa at June 12, 2020 02:24 PM (A5B6s)
Posted by: josephistan at June 12, 2020 02:24 PM (Izzlo)
Hasn't worked yet, but they're darn sure it will some day.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 12, 2020 02:24 PM (FtO5h)
Going Going Gandhi? Call to tear down Gandhi statutes in England due to his racism..
https://tinyurl.com/y9ljcmjq
Posted by: Tami at June 12, 2020 02:23 PM (cF8AT)
When everything has been torn down, burned out or eradicated, all that will be left is... people who think differently.
I know I've seen that movie before but the name escapes me...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 02:25 PM (s2VJv)
I hate to ask/but are friends electric?/Mine's broke down/and now I've no one to love...
Posted by: Zod Numan and Tubeway Army at June 12, 2020 02:25 PM (XzT/D)
Yes, my +3 Drill of Precision has helped me check another box on the home improvement checklist.
Posted by: ace at June 12, 2020 02:22 PM (PbpT7)
Hate to break it to you boss, but the pointy end goes towards the wall, not your eye.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 12, 2020 02:25 PM (pdDI8)
There's something wrong with the boy.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 12, 2020 02:25 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 12, 2020 02:25 PM (4a9Vv)
The caps are on straight, it's the head that's all crooked.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at June 12, 2020 02:25 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: REDACTED at June 12, 2020 02:25 PM (JgrP5)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 12, 2020 02:20 PM (ExV1e)
________________________
I knew I had to clean up my language when I told a drive through cashier to get the dick out of his mouth and speak clearly. Also, people were laughing at me when I said "over" and "out". I may have beadwindowed a guy at work, but no one can confirm that.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 12, 2020 02:25 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: fixerupper at June 12, 2020 02:25 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2020 02:25 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: fixerupper at June 12, 2020 02:24 PM (8XRCm)
LOL...yeah actually. "officer is that road kill? I'll throw it in the back of my truck. Sure. You're welcome."
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 12, 2020 02:25 PM (XEfKE)
You finally did it?
The hair on your palms was a warning, you know that?
Posted by: garrett at June 12, 2020 02:25 PM (FUfU7)
183 by the way, I don't wanna brag or nothing, but you don't have to call me Shelvie anymore.
You can now call me Blindie.
You shot out one your eyes with a nail gun? Oh, ace, you're adorable!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2020 02:25 PM (pNxlR)
https://tinyurl.com/y9h5g9eq
I plan to try some of these exercises and see if I can be more active.
Posted by: notsothoreau at June 12, 2020 02:26 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 12, 2020 02:26 PM (EgshT)
here it is
They need sponsor logos on their riot gear like race cars.
"And that last ASP baton strike by Officer Yanet G. was brought to you by Tide (tm) !!"
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 12, 2020 02:26 PM (1vWDB)
Yes, my +3 Drill of Precision has helped me check another box on the home improvement checklist.
Posted by: ace at June 12, 2020 02:22 PM (PbpT7)
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You're gonna need to something far more epic than blinds before the shelvie moniker gets sidelined.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 12, 2020 02:24 PM (LvTSG)
I guess it depends if vertical or horizontal, or fabric electric...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2020 02:26 PM (2OVCl)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Wait, why does it have a flesh-colored cover on it?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 12, 2020 02:26 PM (ZxG8D)
French is right about the street fighters in one way. The vicious inhabitants presented in the Mad Max "state of nature" world would be hardened by actual life and death survival, not like Antifags coddled by a system that looks the other way while they destroy storefronts and conk old people over the head for walking their dogs, and brings them porta-potties and vegan pizza when they declare secession.
As they are on a path to discover for themselves.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 12, 2020 02:26 PM (wE6hf)
Posted by: ShainS -- No more half measures, Donald at June 12, 2020 02:26 PM (7fIh6)
These days I carry a baseball bat in the backseat.
Just sayin.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 12, 2020 02:22 PM (lcQJG)
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Have a glove and ball in the car too.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 12, 2020 02:26 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 12, 2020 02:26 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at June 12, 2020 02:27 PM (fpc+A)
i cook lots of stuff. Easy stuff, but it's stuff.
I've been making italian subs lately. Using low carb tortillas as "bread." (It works okay!)
One thing I found out is that you're supposed to soak the onions, after you cut them sandwich style, for 15 minutes before putting them on the sandwich.
also, a lot of people already know this, but: The correct knife to slice a tomato with is the bread knife. Sounds crazy, but it delivers perfectly sliced tomatoes, and you can get real thin with it.
Posted by: ace at June 12, 2020 02:27 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Sean hannity at June 12, 2020 02:23 PM (Izzlo)
It's always amused me that in Texas, all of the "unmarked cars" carry Texas Exempt license plates, meaning anyone who knows much can spot them right off.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 12, 2020 02:27 PM (V2Yro)
Yes, my +3 Drill of Precision has helped me check another box on the home improvement checklist.
Posted by: ace at June 12, 2020 02:22 PM (PbpT7)
You blinded yourself trying to put up more shelves?
Posted by: ... at June 12, 2020 02:27 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at June 12, 2020 02:27 PM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: IrishEi at June 12, 2020 02:13 PM (sGotD)
I was a civilian Army employee for a while. I worked with three active duty females and one male. The females were always either pregnant, on maternity leave, or needed special times set aside during the day to pump breast milk. I would just think to myself, and what exactly happens if you have to get deployed somewhere?
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 12, 2020 02:27 PM (fngNQ)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 12, 2020 02:27 PM (FtO5h)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 12, 2020 02:26 PM (pw+jk)
Nice disguise.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 12, 2020 02:27 PM (XEfKE)
You just want your next meal pre-tenderized....
Posted by: fixerupper at June 12, 2020 02:24 PM (8XRCm)
Actually, one of those heavy cast aluminum meat tenderizing mallets would make a pretty nasty street weapon, especially the side that has the pyramidal spikes on it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 02:27 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 12, 2020 02:27 PM (s6Kkz)
I was talking to Mrs Fixer last night about Live PD being canceled.
She pipes up .... "Really??? Its looks like its on every channel now 24/7".
Love that woman.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 12, 2020 02:28 PM (8XRCm)
I'm going to put the TV up on a wall bracket this weekend.
Posted by: ace at June 12, 2020 02:28 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 12, 2020 02:26 PM (LvTSG)
Can't be said enough!
Posted by: WeBoned! at June 12, 2020 02:28 PM (8k7U7)
Low testosterone has an interestign effect in men, by the way:
It makes you a poorer thinker. And men find it more difficult to focus, which results in these "men" seeking out low-attention-span diversions like... More Twitter.
It isn't exactly related, but that reminds me of a passage from Camille Paglia's Sexual Personae.
"And the Apollonian line of western rationality has produced the modern aggressive woman who can think like a man and write obnoxious books."
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 12, 2020 02:28 PM (X6zk/)
I'm going to put the TV up on a wall bracket this weekend.
Posted by: ace at June 12, 2020 02:28 PM (PbpT7)
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I feel like you should be doing things that even I haven't done.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 12, 2020 02:28 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: garrett at June 12, 2020 02:28 PM (FUfU7)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 12, 2020 02:29 PM (Uu+Jp)
I'm going to put the TV up on a wall bracket this weekend.
Posted by: ace at June 12, 2020 02:28 PM (PbpT7)
Call me. Okay? I'm free.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 02:29 PM (s2VJv)
Regionalism? Archaic? Your own mot just?
I mostly come here for the etymology.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 12, 2020 02:29 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Mr. Barky at June 12, 2020 02:29 PM (hKi6n)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 12, 2020 02:26 PM (pw+jk)
What should I use as cover for my expandable baton?
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 12, 2020 02:29 PM (fngNQ)
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Would these be the US Marshals who are doing the scooping? You couldn't possibly rely on the locals to do anything like this. And since they've been designated a terrorist group I would think they would have the jurisdiction to do so
Posted by: Pete Seria at June 12, 2020 02:29 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Space Hippie 2020 at June 12, 2020 02:29 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: ... at June 12, 2020 02:29 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: ace at June 12, 2020 02:28 PM (PbpT7)
Please please please please please have someone taking video!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 12, 2020 02:29 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: garrett at June 12, 2020 02:29 PM (FUfU7)
Posted by: Weasel at June 12, 2020 02:29 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Obiwan at June 12, 2020 02:30 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: Space Hippie 2020 at June 12, 2020 02:29 PM (aKsyK)
"Steppin' into CHAZ,
Yay brother..."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 02:30 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: McLurkerson at June 12, 2020 02:30 PM (oBMKp)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 12, 2020 02:30 PM (OOdcU)
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 12, 2020 02:29 PM (fngNQ)
Hot date with Tonya Harding.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 12, 2020 02:30 PM (FtO5h)
Posted by: ace at June 12, 2020 02:30 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 12, 2020 02:30 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: miserable whiner at June 12, 2020 02:30 PM (q1pbo)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2020 02:30 PM (2OVCl)
Posted by: JuJuBee at June 12, 2020 02:30 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: WaPo at June 12, 2020 02:30 PM (3aI0K)
nah it'll be fine
Posted by: ace at June 12, 2020 02:30 PM (PbpT7)
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Why did the phrase "famous last words" suddenly flash in my mind?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 12, 2020 02:30 PM (LvTSG)
Excellent suggestion.
And might I add that if one has to swing away, by all means go for the low strike zone/knee level.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 12, 2020 02:31 PM (lcQJG)
Yes, my +3 Drill of Precision has helped me check another box on the home improvement checklist.
Posted by: ace at June 12, 2020 02:22 PM (PbpT7
Ace blinded me with power tools.
Posted by: Thomas Dolby at June 12, 2020 02:31 PM (qgsQ1)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 12, 2020 02:31 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Chris M at June 12, 2020 02:31 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 12, 2020 02:31 PM (FtO5h)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 12, 2020 02:31 PM (dNzKv)
to hell with the Cops show being canceled
here it is
They need sponsor logos on their riot gear like race cars.
"And that last ASP baton strike by Officer Yanet G. was brought to you by Tide (tm) !!"
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 12, 2020 02:26 PM (1vWDB)
"Wow, watch how fast that officer put the ziptie cuffs on that thug. And this segment brought to you by Hefty Garbage Bags. We're here to bring out the trash, just like these officers."
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 12, 2020 02:31 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 12, 2020 02:31 PM (WwTwF)
Posted by: McLurkerson at June 12, 2020 02:30 PM (oBMKp)
Maybe he wanted to put up a clip of Spats Provolone but that was all he could find.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 02:31 PM (s2VJv)
Yay brother..."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 02:30 PM (s2VJv)
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Far out, Herbert.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 12, 2020 02:31 PM (8XRCm)
The young female officer at 1:40 would ride you hard and put you up wet.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2020 02:31 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: ace at June 12, 2020 02:28 PM (PbpT7)
Remember 16" on center for them studs.
Posted by: WeBoned! at June 12, 2020 02:31 PM (8k7U7)
I didn't have the heart to tell him you haven't posted on twitter in 2 1/2 years.
I'll have to see if I can find who it was....
Posted by: Tami at June 12, 2020 02:31 PM (cF8AT)
attract new residents by selling homes for $1 -- but the new owners must
promise to renovate the houses. Cinquefrondi, in the southern region of
Calabria, bills itself as a "COVID-free village," as there haven't been
any confirmed coronavirus cases reported in the community, and the
Calabria region has one of Italy's lowest levels of reported cases.
Posted by: SMOD at June 12, 2020 02:31 PM (3aI0K)
Couple 16 penny nails is all you need to hang a TV, Ace.
Remember, measure twice and cut once.
Posted by: garrett at June 12, 2020 02:32 PM (FUfU7)
Posted by: ace at June 12, 2020 02:28 PM (PbpT7)
leave a couch cushion under it for a few hours after install.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 12, 2020 02:32 PM (XEfKE)
258 Might need a stud finder.
OK, is this advice for Ace or David French now?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 12, 2020 02:31 PM (FtO5h)
You called?
Posted by: Paolo at June 12, 2020 02:32 PM (N39Ws)
I'll even kick in $10 for bus fare to get him there.
Posted by: bluebell at June 12, 2020 02:32 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 02:27 PM (s2VJv)
I smashed my finger with one of those damn things earlier this week.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 12, 2020 02:32 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 12, 2020 02:32 PM (SgjGX)
Posted by: Flyover at June 12, 2020 02:32 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: ace at June 12, 2020 02:28 PM (PbpT7)
this is fun stuff
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2020 02:32 PM (2OVCl)
OT
Kate Brown D Guv, OR, and brother of Jerry Moonbeam Brown, has delayed the phase 1 Portland opening, which was today.
Why? Because a spike in COVAD cases.
Except EVERY OTHER VIRUS IN HISTORY is measured by the DEATH rate, not the INFECTION rate.
COVAD is now down around .01% death rate. And it continues to go down as we test more people for the WuFlu. The truth is we know who is at risk, who is not, and what to do.
There is no reason to keep the healthy population under 65 from a functionally working population.
Real data, collected over time, provides us this information.
The infection rate is meaningless.
But against the Progda agenda.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 12, 2020 02:32 PM (sy5kK)
Everyone knows we were the band that defined the 70s.
Posted by: Starland Vocal Band at June 12, 2020 02:32 PM (qgsQ1)
Posted by: Chunk Hunger at June 12, 2020 02:20 PM (uhPTO)
https://americancornhole.com/
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 12, 2020 02:23 PM (JFO2v)
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Still kills me that CORNHOLE championships are sponsored by JOHNSONville Sausages.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 12, 2020 02:32 PM (pw+jk)
"Eye of Glass" was my favorite.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 12, 2020 02:32 PM (FtO5h)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 12, 2020 02:32 PM (X6zk/)
Posted by: miserable whiner at June 12, 2020 02:30 PM (q1pbo)
You have to play the video in a loop with "Dark Side of the Moon" under it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 02:32 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 12, 2020 02:32 PM (s6Kkz)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2020 02:33 PM (ZLI7S)
You're a bad Christian if you don't want Autonomous Zones?
Posted by: McLurkerson at June 12, 2020 02:33 PM (oBMKp)
Pelosi, Dopey-Calif., renewed her push for gun control Friday
Posted by: SMOD at June 12, 2020 02:33 PM (3aI0K)
It's a vicious cycle. Or should I say: a vicious soycle.
___________
LOL. I've got a fevah, and the only cure is more popsoycle!
* Hmmm ... ponders new invention *
Posted by: ShainS -- No more half measures, Donald at June 12, 2020 02:33 PM (7fIh6)
The young female officer at 1:40 would ride you hard and put you up wet.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2020 02:31 PM (pNxlR)
I'd let her.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 12, 2020 02:33 PM (N39Ws)
He blinds himself while hanging a shelf. Toonces the Shelving Cat
Posted by: ... at June 12, 2020 02:33 PM (uEbPt)
"Eye of Glass" was my favorite.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 12, 2020 02:32 PM (FtO5h)
Golf clap.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 02:33 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 12, 2020 02:33 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at June 12, 2020 02:33 PM (NVYyb)
I'm going to put the TV up on a wall bracket this weekend.
Posted by: ace
At least modern TVs don't weigh as much as the old ones.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 12, 2020 02:33 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 12, 2020 02:33 PM (r+sAi)
People will be able to peacefully protest, but if Antifa thinks they are going to light up many areas of FL, they are sorely mistaken.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at June 12, 2020 02:33 PM (JRaU+)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 02:27 PM (s2VJv)"
The problem is how to fit the gas oven in the seat next to it.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 12, 2020 02:33 PM (lcQJG)
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 12, 2020 02:32 PM (s6Kkz)
Dude, knock it off with the Polish jokes!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 02:33 PM (s2VJv)
"Eye of Glass" was my favorite.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 12, 2020 02:32 PM (FtO5h)
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"Ruptured" had more commercial success.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 12, 2020 02:34 PM (8XRCm)
That's always bugged me.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 12, 2020 02:34 PM (xfb67)
So Chicago mayor Dykefoot is now moving along with reopening the what's left of Chicago. Restaurants can have outdoor seating starting today. What's that you say? More "protests" are scheduled for today. So much for reopening.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 12, 2020 02:34 PM (Jil6h)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 12, 2020 02:33 PM (lcQJG)
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Fuckin Germans.
Always the same.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 12, 2020 02:34 PM (8XRCm)
Seriously.
They are so wrapped up in their lil' bubble, tweeting the same damn slogans, pictures and clips, they are oblivious to reality.
Let me put this in terms they may understand: Guyz, time to leave the Holodeck and join the real world.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2020 02:35 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 12, 2020 02:35 PM (nFRLh)
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Ummmmm......
Posted by: fixerupper at June 12, 2020 02:35 PM (8XRCm)
Pelosi, Dopey-Calif., renewed her push for gun control Friday
Posted by: SMOD at June 12, 2020 02:33 PM (3aI0K)
I called it. The left was going to use the violent protests and "far right" involvement to justify more gun control.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 12, 2020 02:35 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Colin at June 12, 2020 02:35 PM (30CAi)
Posted by: Just the Punchline at June 12, 2020 02:35 PM (OOdcU)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 12, 2020 02:33 PM (lcQJG)
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Fuckin Germans.
Always the same.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 12, 2020 02:34 PM (8XRCm)
I detected that opportunity immediately but backed away. And yet, you rose to the challenge.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 02:35 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 12, 2020 02:31 PM (dNzKv)
I'm now thinking this entire "CHAZ" thing is just a giant COSPLAY stunt being orchestrated by Mayor Jenny herself for her own political purposes, and Inslee is her silent partner.
the people inside CHAZ are just pawns.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 12, 2020 02:35 PM (V2Yro)
Barry O: Stud? Nail? Screw? Tell me more!!!!!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 12, 2020 02:35 PM (Jil6h)
You're a bad Christian if you don't want Autonomous Zones?
Posted by: McLurkerson at June 12, 2020 02:33 PM (oBMKp)
In fairness, localism and decentralization are a conservative position.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 12, 2020 02:35 PM (SgjGX)
Look up Liberty State website.
It's feeble and is hung up on legalities and probably doomed unless the shit actually hits the fan.
I'm hoping it comes to pass.
Maybe first as an autonomous zone
Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at June 12, 2020 02:36 PM (d9Irc)
Posted by: irongrampa at June 12, 2020 02:36 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: Gooshy at June 12, 2020 02:36 PM (E55GO)
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 12, 2020 02:32 PM (s6Kkz)
Dude, knock it off with the Polish jokes!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
*snort
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2020 02:36 PM (eii2u)
Pelosi, Dopey-Calif., renewed her push for gun control Friday
Can't terrorize the suburban/rural areas if the licals are armed.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 12, 2020 02:36 PM (qgsQ1)
My testosterone levels must be at David French levels. I was bending some 1" EMT yesterday (and need to do some more today), and that was much harder than it used to be.
Of course, the RA probably doesn't help either.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 12, 2020 02:36 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2020 02:36 PM (2OVCl)
Objection. Assumes facts not in evidence. These people have zero testosterone to begin with.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 12, 2020 02:36 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Zombie Peter Falk at June 12, 2020 02:36 PM (aKsyK)
What should I use as cover for my expandable baton?
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 12, 2020 02:29 PM (fngNQ)
Hot date with Tonya Harding.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 12, 2020 02:30 PM (FtO5h)
Tonya has graduated to metal hubcaps.https://tinyurl.com/yc6ezexx
Posted by: Mr. Barky at June 12, 2020 02:37 PM (hKi6n)
Does it bother anyone else that a stud finder doesn't really find the stud, it just finds a nail or screw?
That's always bugged me.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 12, 2020 02:34 PM (xfb67)
Those are the old school units that NEVER worked right. The newer ones use ultrasound, so that they just USUALLY don't work.
Progress, thy name is Black and Decker.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 12, 2020 02:37 PM (X6zk/)
That's not how they work.
And start with a known stud. Your Outlet Box will be nailed to one.
Then confirm stud location based on 16" Center.
Then confirm with finder.
Posted by: garrett at June 12, 2020 02:37 PM (fGpL8)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 12, 2020 02:37 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at June 12, 2020 02:37 PM (Ndje9)
"One was asleep on my couch in my campaign office," Rush said at a press conference. "They even had the unmitigated gall to go and make coffee for themselves and to pop popcorn, my popcorn, in my microwave while looters were tearing apart businesses within sight and within their reach."
"They were in a mode of relaxation and they did not care about what was happening to businesspeople, to this city," he said. "They didn't care. They absolutely didn't care."
That complaint would be much more valid if it weren't coming from a co-founder of the Illinois Black Panther Party.
Posted by: SMOD at June 12, 2020 02:37 PM (3aI0K)
Dude. There are some things that even a schizophrenic meth addict won't do.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 12, 2020 02:38 PM (hKLpI)
Posted by: Chris M at June 12, 2020 02:38 PM (eAZVt)
That's always bugged me.
- - - -
In HS I worked in a hardware store. AT the checkout, among the impulse buy items, they had stud censors.
Here's what almost every guy did: Picks it up, points it at themselves, and says "Oh, it found a stud!" *wink, giggle*
Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2020 02:38 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: SMOD
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Funny, millions of democrats just bought their first gun in the past two months. I don't think they want then taken.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 12, 2020 02:38 PM (kA3Cp)
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2020 02:31 PM (pNxlR)
I'd let her.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 12, 2020 02:33 PM (N39Ws)
The one at 1:15 looks like a spinner.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 12, 2020 02:38 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 02:35 PM (s2VJv)
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*fistbump*
Its cause Im all Kraut. *I* can get away with it.
Kinda like Polish people screwing up the punch line to Polish jokes...
Posted by: fixerupper at June 12, 2020 02:38 PM (8XRCm)
Pelosi, Dopey-Calif., renewed her push for gun control Friday
Posted by: SMOD at June 12, 2020 02:33 PM (3aI0K)
My Instagram feed is being swamped with "sandy hook" petitions the last few days.
Posted by: browndog at June 12, 2020 02:38 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: ... at June 12, 2020 02:38 PM (iUIKZ)
Always the same.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 12, 2020 02:34 PM (8XRCm)
Don't mention the war. Or Fawlty Towers any more
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 12, 2020 02:38 PM (Jil6h)
In HS I worked in a hardware store. AT the checkout, among the impulse buy items, they had stud censors.
Here's what almost every guy did: Picks it up, points it at themselves, and says "Oh, it found a stud!" *wink, giggle*
Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2020 02:38 PM (bDqIh)
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And you slept with every single one of 'em.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 12, 2020 02:39 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Gooshy at June 12, 2020 02:36 PM (E55GO)
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If you're asking because you can't play the video, trying clinking on the time and date underneath it. That will take you to the original tweet and you should be able to watch it there.
Posted by: bluebell at June 12, 2020 02:39 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: garrett at June 12, 2020 02:39 PM (fGpL8)
Posted by: willow at June 12, 2020 02:39 PM (/s4zL)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 12, 2020 02:35 PM (dNzKv)
We could redefine gun control.
Or "reimagine it" as they say.
Say, Free guns, ammo and training for all conservative Trump supporters.
No guns or police protection or private security with guns for the Democrats.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2020 02:39 PM (2OVCl)
Progress, thy name is Black and Decker.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 12, 2020 02:37 PM (X6zk/)
*looks over both shoulders, whispers*
I hear that Tracy gal is the one to ask if you are looking for studs.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 12, 2020 02:39 PM (A5zUN)
That lady cop looks badass and like she can rough someone up, but I gotta say, I don't like seeing women in the middle of this kind of shit - especially without a helmet. Those creepazoids are slinging weapons (skateboards count) around left and right, getting cheap shots in on the cops as they're engaged with others. Even scrawny guys have an advantage over a woman. It's biological fact.
Posted by: soulpile at June 12, 2020 02:39 PM (rwZk1)
To me, this seems rudimentary.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 12, 2020 02:39 PM (VpIIl)
In fairness, localism and decentralization are a conservative position.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 12, 2020 02:35 PM (SgjGX)
within limits - when localities decide that they no longer need certain parts of the Bill of Rights, then a higher level has got to step in.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 12, 2020 02:39 PM (V2Yro)
Every time I try to use a stud finder, it just keeps pointing at me.
(rimshot!)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 12, 2020 02:39 PM (hKLpI)
They ask all kinds of questions on that census don't they?
I of course answered Yes.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 12, 2020 02:39 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Chris M at June 12, 2020 02:38 PM (eAZVt)
In Chicago and Cicero IL, Hispanic gangs were beating the shit out of looters.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 12, 2020 02:40 PM (Jil6h)
Progress, thy name is Black and Decker.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 12, 2020 02:37 PM (X6zk/)
*looks over both shoulders, whispers*
I hear that Tracy gal is the one to ask if you are looking for studs.
Or Reggie Love.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 12, 2020 02:40 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Nancy French at June 12, 2020 02:40 PM (2M/TV)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 12, 2020 02:27 PM
In a past life I did consulting at the Massachusetts Registry of Motor Vehicles (RMV). They had a separate system for State Police undercover vehicles. Too many spies in the whole agency you see were trying to get that information.
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at June 12, 2020 02:40 PM (fpc+A)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 12, 2020 02:07 PM (r+sAi)
Raw soy, estrogen-like compounds (attaches to brain receptors.
Fermenting soy destroys (or greatly lessens, I don't remember off hand) these compounds. The Japanese fermented soy foods are actually good.
What isnot good? Soy milk (traditionally, no such thing in J), edamame in large quantities, soy chips, roasted and flavored soy beans, soy "ice cream," soy cheese...You get the picture. all American products that the insurrectionists in Chazistan require.
Posted by: Flyover at June 12, 2020 02:40 PM (Rbu5d)
Just read that deficiency in vitamin K could be a factor in severe cases. Wouldn't it be interesting if this turns out to be a disease that is mild except for those with nutritional deficiencies?
Posted by: notsothoreau at June 12, 2020 02:40 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2020 02:38 PM (bDqIh)
LOL. When we lived on base, they started asking everyone coming in if they had any weapons to declare. On day 2 of this, the gate guard asked my husband, and he said no. She said, "thank you for not flexing and saying 'just these guns' because that is getting REALLY old."
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 12, 2020 02:40 PM (Ez6QX)
What is it with guys
Posted by: willow at June 12, 2020 02:40 PM (/s4zL)
Posted by: Chris M at June 12, 2020 02:40 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 12, 2020 02:33 PM (lcQJG)
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Fuckin Germans.
Always the same.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 12, 2020 02:34 PM (8XRCm)
Don't mention the war!
Posted by: Basil Fawlty at June 12, 2020 02:40 PM (Izzlo)
Bradley Hansell, of Virginia, to be Deputy Under Secretary of Defense for Intelligence and Security.
Michael Wynne, of Florida, to be a Member of the Board of Visitors to the United States Air Force Academy.
Steven D. Poulin, of Florida, to be Joint Task Force East Director, Department of Homeland Security.
Posted by: SMOD at June 12, 2020 02:40 PM (3aI0K)
"This is part of the rapid response team that was established after the McDuffie riots in 1980. Their job is to confront head-on with the protesters. The are not like other riot teams they don't try to intimidate or push the crowd, these guys confront them."
Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 12, 2020 02:40 PM (WwTwF)
Posted by: A dude in MI at June 12, 2020 02:40 PM (/6GbT)
266 I'd be amused if a bunch of lefties tried to renounce their citizenship and move to CHAZ but wound up in Chad instead.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 12, 2020 02:31 PM (Uu+Jp)
"Attention passengers, we'll be landing at N'Djamena International Airport in just a few minutes, please return your seats to their upright positions ... "
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2020 02:41 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Johnny Biface at June 12, 2020 02:41 PM (v7uSj)
In CT, for at least a few years, they had to have a lit Blue Dome inside or on them at night.
Posted by: garrett at June 12, 2020 02:41 PM (fGpL8)
Yeah, the 14th Amendment is a thing, and has been for quite some time now. Also Article IV, Section 4.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 12, 2020 02:41 PM (hKLpI)
Posted by: Chris M
I'm sure some MEChA losers are up in that shit.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 12, 2020 02:41 PM (ZxG8D)
No one should eat unfermented soy in large quantities, imo.
Posted by: Flyover at June 12, 2020 02:41 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 12, 2020 02:41 PM (e6g9x)
Do they have a newsletter?
Posted by: Sandra Flook at June 12, 2020 02:41 PM (EgshT)
Things are about to go nuclear.
Posted by: perilisk at June 12, 2020 02:41 PM (9p+wn)
How long are we supposed to pretend Biden isn't senile?
Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2020 02:41 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2020 02:42 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Paul Morrison at June 12, 2020 02:42 PM (q9izF)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 12, 2020 02:42 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 12, 2020 02:42 PM (LxTcq)
How long are we supposed to pretend Biden isn't senile?
Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2020 02:41 PM (ZLI7S)
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"Would you accept woefully uninformed and stupid?"
-Biden campaign surrogate
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 12, 2020 02:42 PM (LvTSG)
Is it wrong that I cheered when I saw these cops swarm the little creeps
and start cuffing them? I was disappointed that there wasn't any taser
use going on...
That lady cop looks badass and like she can rough
someone up, but I gotta say, I don't like seeing women in the middle of
this kind of shit - especially without a helmet. Those creepazoids are
slinging weapons (skateboards count) around left and right, getting
cheap shots in on the cops as they're engaged with others. Even scrawny
guys have an advantage over a woman. It's biological fact.
Posted by: soulpile at June 12, 2020 02:39 PM (rwZk1)
But the lady cop was wielding a night stick and basically daring any of the soi boys to come at her.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 12, 2020 02:42 PM (N39Ws)
362 Here's what almost every guy did: Picks it up, points it at themselves, and says "Oh, it found a stud!" *wink, giggle*
Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2020 02:38 PM (bDqIh)
As soon as I pick up one, I say, "Your work here is done!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2020 02:42 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 12, 2020 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)
Quick tip: natural grocers sells soy-free eggs (yes even your eggs can have soy if the feed used for chickens contained them)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Being Dumb As Fuck at June 12, 2020 02:42 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Gooshy at June 12, 2020 02:43 PM (E55GO)
Posted by: Paco at June 12, 2020 02:43 PM (hOjCo)
Progress, thy name is Black and Decker.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 12, 2020 02:37 PM (X6zk/)
Best thing to use is a rare earth magnet. Almost everyone has an old mechanical hard drive laying around and those drives have two magnets inside you can harvest for free. Very powerful, if you stick them together you'll have a devil of a time getting them apart.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 12, 2020 02:43 PM (pdDI8)
Posted by: Chris M at June 12, 2020 02:43 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 12, 2020 02:42 PM (V2Yro)
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And yet, they'll still campaign for it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 12, 2020 02:43 PM (LvTSG)
Brian Stelter is the human equivalent to a menstrual cramp
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 12, 2020 02:43 PM (HyRbI)
Posted by: ace at June 12, 2020 02:28 PM (PbpT7)
here ya go
wall-mounted flat screen TV visual guide
https://tinyurl.com/ybckyfw5
Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 12, 2020 02:43 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: William Eaton at June 12, 2020 02:43 PM (cfkTP)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 12, 2020 02:43 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: SMOD
16 million AR-15 owners point to the nightly news in unison and say, "LOLGFY".
They've lost the Gun Control argument for a generation and they know it.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2020 02:43 PM (eii2u)
The Constitution guarantees a "republican form of government" for every state. If a state tried to set up a monarchy or dictatorship or something, that would be unconstitutional.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 12, 2020 02:43 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Chris M
I'm sure some MEChA losers are up in that shit.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 12, 2020 02:41 PM (ZxG8D)
Hispanics may not be "natural conservatives", but they're not stupid, either. They know that "black lives matter!" means that Hispanic Lives Don't.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 12, 2020 02:43 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Ripley at June 12, 2020 02:43 PM (MxEKc)
Has Hogg Boy emigrated to CHAZ
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 12, 2020 02:29 PM (Uu+Jp)
_______
Can we have ICE deliver all illegal aliens capture to the border of CHAZ for entry into it?
Posted by: ShainS -- No more half measures, Donald at June 12, 2020 02:43 PM (7fIh6)
Posted by: Menack at June 12, 2020 02:43 PM (buTO7)
"GET OFF HIM!!!!"
Don't come at me with a bat, bro.....
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 12, 2020 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: willow at June 12, 2020 02:44 PM (/s4zL)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 12, 2020 02:44 PM (VpIIl)
Said ..straight faced
Posted by: willow at June 12, 2020 02:39 PM (/s4zL)
About 30 years ago now (wow) I moved into a new apartment and my dad offered to help install a new lock on my metal front door. He was drilling and drilling and just couldn't get through. Sweat pouring off him and he was about to plotz.
I looked at the drill and said, "Uh, dad? It's in reverse."
He slapped his forehead and actually laughed.
I miss that man.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 02:44 PM (s2VJv)
378 Yesterday Slow Joe said Trump was having a rally in Texas next week. Today, he said the rally was in Arizona.
He's just "finding the range".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2020 02:44 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at June 12, 2020 02:44 PM (qM84C)
Posted by: Rick in SK at June 12, 2020 02:44 PM (FZYNt)
I miss that man.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 02:44 PM (s2VJv)
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Just show up to his voting precinct on election day.
I'm sure you'll see him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 12, 2020 02:45 PM (LvTSG)
Brian Stelter is the human equivalent to a menstrual cramp
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 12, 2020 02:43 PM (HyRbI)
Tater is the best name for his looks.
This comment is the best description of his personality.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 12, 2020 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)
To bolster his argument, Cuomo fired off a flurry of wealth inequality graphs attempting to prove his "fact" that systemic racism exists in America. He used the graphs to claim the "fundamental divide" between white and black wealth was "as wide now as it was the year Dr. [Martin Luther] King[, Jr.] was shot. So much for Trump's economy being the best ever for black people."
The problem? All the graphs Cuomo used had data that stopped in 2016, when former President Barack Obama was still in office.
The irony is that the chyron for the segment was headlined "The Data Is Clear." If anything was "clear," it was that Cuomo's cherry-picked data had nothing to do with the Trump economy at all.
Posted by: SMOD at June 12, 2020 02:45 PM (3aI0K)
Morale at the NYPD must be lower than the bottom of Nadler's gunt.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 12, 2020 02:45 PM (lcQJG)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 12, 2020 02:42 PM (N39Ws)
Yeah, that's why I just wish she had a helmet on. She's certainly way more equipped than I could ever be to do that job (stature, alert, etc...). I have mad respect for her, but still don't think women should be out there where they're at a disadvantage from the start.
Posted by: soulpile at June 12, 2020 02:45 PM (rwZk1)
Soy Sauce is fine though, being pre-fermented.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 12, 2020 02:45 PM (FtO5h)
Posted by: Menack at June 12, 2020 02:45 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at June 12, 2020 02:44 PM (qM84C)
I sold little boys into sex slavery for Harry Reid. He said it was tax deductible but I declined because of our national deficit.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 02:45 PM (s2VJv)
because the left is seeing it as a sign of weakness
are they wrong ?
Posted by: REDACTED at June 12, 2020 02:46 PM (JgrP5)
In Oklahoma, not Arizona. (what does it matter?)
Posted by: Chris M at June 12, 2020 02:43 PM (eAZVt)
Are the ladies still insane there?
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 12, 2020 02:46 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: bluebell at June 12, 2020 02:46 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: torabora at June 12, 2020 02:46 PM (DKfJJ)
Posted by: Ripley at June 12, 2020 02:43 PM (MxEKc)
I deleted my account last month. They can bite me.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 12, 2020 02:46 PM (Ez6QX)
As soon as I pick up one, I say, "Your work here is done!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2020 02:42 PM (pNxlR)
I usually finish with "now you will blow me."
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 12, 2020 02:46 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: notsothoreau
there's 2 kinds of vit k
k1 and k2
k1 is poorly absorbed and not well used by the body
and guess who lacks vit K2?
VEGANS
Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 12, 2020 02:46 PM (WwTwF)
Posted by: willow at June 12, 2020 02:46 PM (/s4zL)
Morale at the NYPD must be lower than the bottom of Nadler's gunt.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 12, 2020 02:45 PM (lcQJG)
Lori Dykefoot wants a Chicago cop who gave rioters the finger fired. The hysterics she had over it you'd think he gunned down thousands of people in cold blood.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 12, 2020 02:47 PM (Jil6h)
Morale at the NYPD must be lower than the bottom of Nadler's gunt.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 12, 2020 02:45 PM (lcQJG)
NYPD has a force of about 35,000. That's a small army. Be interesting if they decided to pull a coup.
Never happen.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 02:47 PM (s2VJv)
A neighbor of mine's wife and daugther actually did the drilling in reverse thing trying to put up shelves in the daughter's new house.
He came in and found both of the worn out and complaining how dull the drill bit was that it wouldn't even drill wood.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 12, 2020 02:47 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: bluebell at June 12, 2020 02:46 PM (/669Q)
Luke I am your Father.
And a very old fucker to boot LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 12, 2020 02:47 PM (85Gof)
My dad set a lawn mower on fire once
Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 12, 2020 02:47 PM (iTXRQ)
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BEETLEJUICE!!
Posted by: fixerupper at June 12, 2020 02:47 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Gropin' Uncle Joe Biden at June 12, 2020 02:47 PM (EgshT)
fight against racism And you better be too or you will be banned. You
may disagree on details of just how fast we should surrender our rights
but don't challenge the basic goodness of BLM and the race warriors or
you are a racist.
Posted by: Ripley at June 12, 2020 02:43 PM (MxEKc)
And privately the ones saying this stuff are the most racist motherfuckers alive. I mean real old school racism too. Not systemic shit.
Posted by: ... at June 12, 2020 02:47 PM (iUIKZ)
Morale at the NYPD must be lower than the bottom of Nadler's gunt.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 12, 2020 02:45 PM (lcQJG)
NYPD has a force of about 35,000. That's a small army. Be interesting if they decided to pull a coup.
Never happen.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 02:47 PM (s2VJv)
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They don't need to coup. Just to not show up for work for a weekend.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 12, 2020 02:47 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at June 12, 2020 02:44 PM (qM84C)
Ignored absolutely everything you've ever posted on this blog, for humanity.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 12, 2020 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Venus at June 12, 2020 02:48 PM (iYXhj)
Posted by: willow at June 12, 2020 02:48 PM (/s4zL)
Posted by: Basement Joe at June 12, 2020 02:48 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: bluebell at June 12, 2020 02:46 PM (/669Q)
*Penultimate scene from "Empire Strikes Back," eh?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 02:48 PM (s2VJv)
Nextdoor has informed me they are all in on the fight against racism And
you better be too or you will be banned. You may disagree on details of
just how fast we should surrender our rights but don't challenge the
basic goodness of BLM and the race warriors or you are a racist.
Posted by: Ripley at June 12, 2020 02:43 PM (MxEKc)
Haven't seen any of that or any KAREN appearances on my NextDoor neighborhoods. All they are worried about is lost cats and black bears wandering around going after bird feeders.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 12, 2020 02:48 PM (N39Ws)
you better be too or you will be banned. You may disagree on details of
just how fast we should surrender our rights but don't challenge the
basic goodness of BLM and the race warriors or you are a racist.
Posted by: Ripley at June 12, 2020 02:43 PM (MxEKc)
That shit site has allowed someone to steal my identity twice in order to run scams. I didn't even know it existed until I got emails saying thank you for signing up. The second time, I contacted their support and they said they blocked my info from being used, but... I highly doubt it.
Posted by: soulpile at June 12, 2020 02:48 PM (rwZk1)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 02:48 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 12, 2020 02:48 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 12, 2020 02:44 PM (VpIIl)
And with all those steroids, that's saying something.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 12, 2020 02:48 PM (A5zUN)
CHAZUpdates @chaz_updates 22m
Pictured here is a casualty in the CHAZ farm, may his little soul rest in eternal tranquility. Pensive face
tinyurl.com/y7wbh7nv
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 12, 2020 02:48 PM (ZxG8D)
> Not that there's anything wrong with that.
> Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2020 02:31 PM (pNxlR)
>The one at 1:15 looks like a spinner.
> Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop
I would enjoy playing "cuff and stuff" with either one of them.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 12, 2020 02:48 PM (hKLpI)
Going Going Gandhi? Call to tear down Gandhi statutes in England due to his racism..
https://tinyurl.com/y9ljcmjq
Posted by: Tami at June 12, 2020 02:23 PM (cF8AT)
Nothing says white supremacy like Gandhi
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 12, 2020 02:49 PM (Jil6h)
Such black humor.
Posted by: Kinderjohren at June 12, 2020 02:49 PM (WyVLE)
Michael Wynne, of Florida, to be a Member of the Board of Visitors to the United States Air Force Academy.
"Board of Visitors" sounds like an odd title.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 12, 2020 02:49 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 12, 2020 02:49 PM (r+sAi)
Tap with finger, moving laterally until you hear a change in pitch. Measure 16" from there as needed.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 12, 2020 02:49 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Grump928© at June 12, 2020 02:49 PM (OOdcU)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 12, 2020 02:49 PM (A5zUN)
Black Lives Matter, the company not the movement, is a for-profit corporation that nobody seems to know who runs it or manages it, yet hundreds of millions have been blindly donated to them.
By the wokest of woke.
BLM is a criminal organization, representing themselves as a civil rights organization.
And those that donate money to them are co-conspirators in these felonies.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 12, 2020 02:49 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: willow at June 12, 2020 02:49 PM (/s4zL)
He came in and found both of the worn out and complaining how dull the drill bit was that it wouldn't even drill wood.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 12, 2020 02:47 PM (rCwaK)
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READERS DIGEST CONDENSED VERSION POLISH JOKE
Polish Lumber Jack
Chain Saw.
"Im plumb tuckered out and I have three more trees to fell".
"What Be THAT NOISE!!!"
Posted by: fixerupper at June 12, 2020 02:50 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Menack at June 12, 2020 02:45 PM
1st knock on wall, you can get close by sound of hollow or hard
2nd I use a long screw, cheaper than drill bit and easy to fix or if close probably won't need to bother if you don't want to.
Posted by: Skip at June 12, 2020 02:50 PM (6f16T)
Posted by: JuJuBee at June 12, 2020 02:50 PM (COzlW)
> Going Going Gandhi? Call to tear down Gandhi statutes in England due to his racism..
Things are about to go nuclear.
Posted by: perilisk
TEAR DOWN ALL THE THINGS!!!!
For the Greater Good!
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 12, 2020 02:50 PM (MVR7y)
But they're both 29.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 12, 2020 02:48 PM (Uu+Jp)
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Ace HAS a time machine.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 12, 2020 02:50 PM (8XRCm)
Worst stud finder is a drill bit. You use those if you are renting.
Posted by: Menack at June 12, 2020 02:45 PM (buTO7)
Ummm tap horizontally on the wall board and listen for the pitch to change.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 12, 2020 02:50 PM (e6g9x)
> Going Going Gandhi? Call to tear down Gandhi statutes in England due to his racism..
Things are about to go nuclear.
Posted by: perilisk
TEAR DOWN ALL THE THINGS!!!!
For the Greater Good!
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 12, 2020 02:50 PM (MVR7y)
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Do I get to burn Das Kapital and The Communist Manifesto?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 12, 2020 02:50 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: bluebell at June 12, 2020 02:50 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: PJ at June 12, 2020 02:51 PM (qlTN9)
Posted by: garrett at June 12, 2020 02:51 PM (uGyO9)
Posted by: Rick in SK at June 12, 2020 02:51 PM (FZYNt)
But they're both 29.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 12, 2020 02:48 PM (Uu+Jp)
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Ace HAS a time machine.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 12, 2020 02:50 PM (8XRCm)
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The Faux Pas:
https://youtu.be/8NCsIFenuwQ
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 12, 2020 02:51 PM (LvTSG)
Bobby Rush should for the that ire towards the mayor.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 12, 2020 02:51 PM (fagTl)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 12, 2020 02:51 PM (FtO5h)
Pictured here is a casualty in the CHAZ farm, may his little soul rest in eternal tranquility. Pensive face
tinyurl.com/y7wbh7nv
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 12, 2020 02:48 PM (ZxG8D)
Send in Farmer Bloomberg to get those crops growing
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 12, 2020 02:51 PM (Jil6h)
Posted by: willow at June 12, 2020 02:51 PM (/s4zL)
Wow, I never realized how common this problem was!
Posted by: Chris M at June 12, 2020 02:51 PM (eAZVt)
Yes, my +3 Drill of Precision has helped me check another box on the home improvement checklist.
Posted by: ace at June 12, 2020 02:22 PM (PbpT7)
My dad always told me I would go blind, too, if I abused my 2'' diameter hammer drill.
Posted by: Michael the Texan at June 12, 2020 02:51 PM (9IdCK)
Posted by: Mog Smash at June 12, 2020 02:51 PM (YTLML)
Posted by: Tami at June 12, 2020 02:51 PM (cF8AT)
3rd studs are generally 16 inches apart, can be more or less if they are not common studs 24 inches are next used l ayouts but not to often unlesx someone was getting away cheap.
Posted by: Skip at June 12, 2020 02:52 PM (6f16T)
Posted by: torabora at June 12, 2020 02:52 PM (DKfJJ)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at June 12, 2020 02:52 PM (kfcYC)
#BlackCopsMatter
Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 12, 2020 02:31 PM (WwTwF)
__________
#NotAllBlackLivesMatter is what the movement represents on the way to justifying their next genocide via #NoWhiteLivesMatter.
Posted by: ShainS -- No more half measures, Donald at June 12, 2020 02:52 PM (7fIh6)
Posted by: Take a Guess Electric at June 12, 2020 02:52 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: klaftern at June 12, 2020 02:52 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: willow at June 12, 2020 02:52 PM (/s4zL)
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at June 12, 2020 02:52 PM (fpc+A)
Hah. That chain saw joke takes many forms. The one I first heard was guy buys a new chain saw, and comes back in several times complaining it won't cut worth a damn. Hardware store guy finally cranks it up at the store to test it, and the customer asks, "What's that noise?"
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 12, 2020 02:52 PM (rCwaK)
"He used the graphs to claim the "fundamental divide" between white and black wealth was "as wide now as it was the year Dr. [Martin Luther] King[, Jr.] was shot. So much for Trump's economy being the best ever for black people." "
Why doesn't that ridiclous twat include Asian or Indian?
Why is ALWAYS THA WHITE MAN.
You would almost think there was something nefarious in the way this dialectic is posed.
But not, of course, can't be.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at June 12, 2020 02:53 PM (lg/F7)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 12, 2020 02:53 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 12, 2020 02:53 PM (SgjGX)
President @realDonaldTrump: Joe's not all there, he created his own sanctuary city in his basement
Video: https://tinyurl.com/ybarwotr
Posted by: Tami at June 12, 2020 02:53 PM (cF8AT)
There's only one correct way to screw
Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 12, 2020 02:53 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Javems at June 12, 2020 02:53 PM (ofIwF)
Did you all catch that? We just learned that Ace is JJ's father.
Posted by: bluebell at June 12, 2020 02:46 PM (/669Q)
Thanks Bluebell, I needed the laugh.
Posted by: Mr. Barky at June 12, 2020 02:54 PM (hKi6n)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 12, 2020 02:53 PM (h1jJh)
She'd probably break your pelvis while demanding the whole time that you choke her harder.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 12, 2020 02:54 PM (SgjGX)
All we need is an AG with the will to do it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 02:15 PM (s2VJv)
Aye, there's the rub...
Posted by: Flyover at June 12, 2020 02:54 PM (Rbu5d)
The female cop looked ready for mayhem.
Posted by: Javems at June 12, 2020 02:53 PM (ofIwF)
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I have an idea for an Allstate commercial.....
Posted by: fixerupper at June 12, 2020 02:54 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: garrett at June 12, 2020 02:54 PM (uGyO9)
If anyone wants to send supplies to Chaz, they have a list up....
https://tinyurl.com/ybsnlsd4
Posted by: Tami at June 12, 2020 02:51 PM (cF8AT)
Autonomous-----LOL Looking for handouts. The CHAZ national anthem must be Big Rock CandyMountian.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 12, 2020 02:54 PM (e6g9x)
https://tinyurl.com/ybsnlsd4
Posted by: Tami at June 12, 2020 02:51 PM (cF8AT)
In the replies...
https://tinyurl.com/y9dxsbel
Posted by: hogmartin at June 12, 2020 02:54 PM (t+qrx)
A neighbor of mine's wife and daugther actually did the drilling in reverse thing trying to put up shelves in the daughter's new house.
He came in and found both of the worn out and complaining how dull the drill bit was that it wouldn't even drill wood.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 12, 2020 02:47 PM (rCwaK)
Years ago I had a wood tower going up that had thousands of 1" diameter bolts holding the members together. Contractor went out one day to observe the work and saw one of the huge framers fighting with a drill trying to drill through an 8x8. He managed to push it through (in reverse) although it was hard to see with all the smoke he was generating.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 12, 2020 02:55 PM (pdDI8)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 12, 2020 02:54 PM (SgjGX)
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I have insurance.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 12, 2020 02:55 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Brother Tim reminds you there is no Peak Stupid.[/br]There's ALWAYS more Stupid. at June 12, 2020 02:55 PM (OUMaO)
"They were in a mode of relaxation and they did
not care about what was happening to businesspeople, to this city," he
said. "They didn't care. They absolutely didn't care."
That complaint would be much more valid if it weren't coming from a co-founder of the Illinois Black Panther Party.
Posted by: SMOD at June 12, 2020 02:37 PM (3aI0K)
Little correction to Black Panther Bobby's story. They called the cops to protect his office. And I think I read told the cops to "make themselves at home" as long as they protected the office.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 12, 2020 02:55 PM (Jil6h)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 12, 2020 02:54 PM (SgjGX)
Is she Cheryl from Archer
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 12, 2020 02:55 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Bow Wow Chow at June 12, 2020 02:55 PM (aKsyK)
Now her mailbox is full of porn adverts.
NextDoor should be killed by fire.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 12, 2020 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)
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Tell this Moron what 'scooped by FEDs' means. Arrested?
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 12, 2020 02:55 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: fixerupper at June 12, 2020 02:55 PM (8XRCm)
I never said it was a negative point against her.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 12, 2020 02:55 PM (SgjGX)
Posted by: Boliver Shagnasty at June 12, 2020 02:56 PM (fJ+BQ)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 12, 2020 02:56 PM (nFRLh)
Glad I don't do the twatter.
Howdy roonz and roonettez!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 12, 2020 02:56 PM (CcOog)
reverse thing trying to put up shelves in the daughter's new house.
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So we're definitely not doing phrasing anymore?
Posted by: ... at June 12, 2020 02:56 PM (iUIKZ)
Stay safe out there. Soros is paying for bail I hear.
Posted by: Paolo at June 12, 2020 02:56 PM (DKfJJ)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 12, 2020 02:54 PM (SgjGX)
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I have insurance.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 12, 2020 02:55 PM (8XRCm)
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You might want a waiver as well.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 12, 2020 02:56 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: bluebell at June 12, 2020 02:46 PM (/669Q)
*Penultimate scene from "Empire Strikes Back," eh?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 02:48 PM (s2VJv)
I was picturing Toy Story 2.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 12, 2020 02:56 PM (hku12)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 12, 2020 02:37 PM (xfb67)
I wonder what will happen when it dawns on them that the two institutions in this country most deeply rooted in racism are the democrat party and planned parenthood.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at June 12, 2020 02:56 PM (Wm5SB)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 12, 2020 02:31 PM (WwTwF)
I love you.
I wish I had a screen printing set up to make those and switch out all those black lives matter signs
Posted by: Kindltot at June 12, 2020 02:56 PM (WyVLE)
Now her mailbox is full of porn adverts.
NextDoor should be killed by fire.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 12, 2020 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)
Hey 76 year olds need love too.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 12, 2020 02:56 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: willow at June 12, 2020 02:56 PM (/s4zL)
Unless it's left-hand threads.
I can tell you some stories about trying to loosen left-hand threads, unbeknownst at that time.
We've got a Woods finish mower with left hand threads on the blade nuts. My father forgot about that one time and was killing himself trying to break them loose. I remembered.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 12, 2020 02:56 PM (rCwaK)
https://tinyurl.com/ybsnlsd4
Posted by: Tami at June 12, 2020 02:51 PM (cF8AT)
What do they want zip ties for?
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 12, 2020 02:57 PM (Ez6QX)
3rd studs are generally 16 inches apart, can be more or less if they are not common studs 24 inches are next used l ayouts but not to often unlesx someone was getting away cheap.
Posted by: Skip at June 12, 2020 02:52 PM (6f16T)
Every new home around King county WA has 24 inch studs.
Been that way for a couple of decades now.
Builders would go broke otherwise.
And yes, you can tell.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 12, 2020 02:57 PM (sy5kK)
reverse thing
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Pics or it didn't happen
Posted by: josephistan at June 12, 2020 02:57 PM (Izzlo)
Not only that they had tee shirts printed out with BLM shit and are distributing them to employees
Posted by: It's me donna at June 12, 2020 02:57 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: JoeF. at June 12, 2020 02:17 PM (CqE5x)
Physical work does all sorts of good things for men, like strengthen muscles, increase T, tire the body for getter sleep...
Eat red meat, too, just to be sure!
Posted by: Flyover at June 12, 2020 02:57 PM (Rbu5d)
Although it might be fun. I'm sure my commie neighbors (who put up the I
Can't Breathe sign on the speed limit sign I mentioned a few days ago)
are getting a beat down by the 4 neighbors down the block that are
flying Trump 2020 flags
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at June 12, 2020 02:52 PM (fpc+A)
It's going Sarajevo!
Posted by: Archer at June 12, 2020 02:57 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Skip at June 12, 2020 02:57 PM (6f16T)
I saw that an Antifa GRRRRL from Tacoma is up on multiple federal arson charges due to Molotov cocktail attacks on cop cars in Seattle.
Apparently that's a federal crime?
What am I saying? Everything is a federal crime these days. But it worked out in this case.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 12, 2020 02:57 PM (hKLpI)
Posted by: Boliver Shagnasty at June 12, 2020 02:56 PM (fJ+BQ)
Technique and violence of action count for a hell of a lot.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 12, 2020 02:57 PM (SgjGX)
All of this will completely end as soon as it is time for the next Democrat Mental Mindfuck Election Year Op
Posted by: ... at June 12, 2020 02:58 PM (iUIKZ)
I saw that an Antifa GRRRRL from Tacoma is up on multiple federal arson charges due to Molotov cocktail attacks on cop cars in Seattle.
Apparently that's a federal crime?
What am I saying? Everything is a federal crime these days. But it worked out in this case.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 12, 2020 02:57 PM (hKLpI)
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I think it's part of the terrorism statutes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 12, 2020 02:58 PM (LvTSG)
What do they want zip ties for?
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 12, 2020 02:57 PM (Ez6QX)
Chicks are much easier to rape when they're bound.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 12, 2020 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Skip at June 12, 2020 02:57 PM (6f16T)
So.. JJ is James Earl Jones?!
He doesn't sound Jewish...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 12, 2020 02:58 PM (A5zUN)
You attack a cop trying to arrest someone, you need to be thumped.
Posted by: rd at June 12, 2020 02:59 PM (+0uDE)
I included a history of his early days in the 40's as Exalted Cyclops having been voted to lead a group of 150 KKK members. I, also, enclosed a photo of him holding hands with Joe Biden and attached the recent documentation of BLM donations to the Biden campaign.
Told them I was a journalist looking for a comment.
Posted by: Orson at June 12, 2020 02:59 PM (9VA3r)
Posted by: #504 at June 12, 2020 02:59 PM (DKfJJ)
Posted by: Skip at June 12, 2020 02:57 PM (6f16T)
So.. JJ is James Earl Jones?!
He doesn't sound Jewish...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 12, 2020 02:58 PM (A5zUN)
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He looks Drewish, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 12, 2020 02:59 PM (LvTSG)
Now her mailbox is full of porn adverts.
NextDoor should be killed by fire.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 12, 2020 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)
Hey 76 year olds need love too.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 12, 2020 02:56 PM (A5zUN)
Granny sex is a category. So I have been led to believe.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 02:59 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Colin at June 12, 2020 02:59 PM (30CAi)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 12, 2020 02:59 PM (LvTSG)
Just what we need- a Drewish Princess!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 12, 2020 03:00 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 12, 2020 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)
In my day we just punched them in the face and spit on them.
Posted by: Harvey Weinstein (D) at June 12, 2020 03:00 PM (iUIKZ)
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 12, 2020 02:57 PM (Ez6QX)
Well after they 'stop and frisk' people they have to have something to immobilize them. Duh Jordan.
Posted by: Tami at June 12, 2020 03:00 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 12, 2020 03:00 PM (fagTl)
Posted by: #504 at June 12, 2020 02:59 PM (DKfJJ)
Nothing beats the golden age of cable access in NYC with such classics as "Geisha To Go."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 03:00 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Orson at June 12, 2020 02:59 PM (9VA3r)
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You will not receive the answers to the question you are seeking.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 12, 2020 03:00 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: garrett at June 12, 2020 02:51 PM (uGyO9)
Unless you have a "modular home" and then they have little ears that flip out when you turn the screw that digs into the drywall.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 12, 2020 03:00 PM (CcOog)
Everything is a category now. Think of the craziest, most lunatic thing you can, and I guarantee you it's a category.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 12, 2020 03:00 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: willow at June 12, 2020 03:01 PM (/s4zL)
Seriously? If you were to take off the lanyard and epoxy on a mini-mag flashlight front piece you might be guilty of carrying a weapon concealed that is not covered by your CCL
Otherwise stick it in your pocket.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 12, 2020 03:01 PM (WyVLE)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 12, 2020 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)
In my day we just punched them in the face and spit on them.
Posted by: Harvey Weinstein (D) at June 12, 2020 03:00 PM (iUIKZ)
"Luxury!"
- - Ogg the Caveman, recalling dragging by the hair
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 03:01 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 12, 2020 03:00 PM (rCwaK)
Rule 34.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 12, 2020 03:01 PM (SgjGX)
Posted by: ... at June 12, 2020 03:01 PM (iUIKZ)
@kylegriffin1
Trump on Fox: "I think the concept of chokehold sounds so innocent, so perfect."
The full quote?
https://tinyurl.com/y7r32os5
Posted by: Tami at June 12, 2020 03:02 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 02:59 PM (s2VJv)
I've been told /s that Pornhub has a category for everything.
Posted by: Colin at June 12, 2020 03:02 PM (30CAi)
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 12, 2020 03:02 PM (O+I8R)
Everything is a category now. Think of the craziest, most lunatic thing you can, and I guarantee you it's a category.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 12, 2020 03:00 PM (rCwaK)
Lactating incestuous transexual lesbian golden shower bondage fisting interracial granny midgets.
I think that is every possible category.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 03:03 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 12, 2020 03:02 PM (O+I8R)
No thank you. I'm not much of a fan even when they're fully clothed.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 12, 2020 03:03 PM (SgjGX)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 12, 2020 03:03 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Cave? You were lucky.
Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 12, 2020 03:03 PM (iTXRQ)
I just can't believe that they are stupid enough to think that this crappola is going to get Biden the moderate hispanic vote (those who bought the lie in 2016 that Trump was a racist.) Miami is full of small businesses owned by Hispanics. Many of our cops are Hispanics.This destruction and violence is going to come and bite them in the rear hugely.There will be more votes in Miami Dade county for Trump in 2020. We are watching carefully.
Posted by: Floridachick at June 12, 2020 03:03 PM (z4caq)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 12, 2020 02:54 PM (e6g9x)
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There's a lake of stew and of whiskey too
You can paddle all around it in a big canoe
In the Big Rock Candy Mountain.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at June 12, 2020 03:03 PM (1jlUc)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at June 12, 2020 03:03 PM (kfcYC)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 12, 2020 03:03 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Orson at June 12, 2020 02:59 PM (9VA3r)
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You will not receive the answers to the question you are seeking.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 12, 2020 03:00 PM (8XRCm)
________________________
Gosh, you don't think so? Yeah, I know. I just wanted to see if I could get them to remove some of the Byrd plaques from the earmarks. That includes some office rooms in the freakin Capitol. Fun little project...that's all.
Posted by: Orson at June 12, 2020 03:03 PM (9VA3r)
Posted by: Iris at June 12, 2020 03:04 PM (lSFe/)
Posted by: Javems at June 12, 2020 03:04 PM (ofIwF)
Chaz Bono Airport (CBA)
Cher would be proud to have her daughter (ahem..son) named for an airport.
Posted by: Chaz Bono Airport at June 12, 2020 03:05 PM (8qYU4)
Posted by: BurtTC at June 12, 2020 02:56 PM (hku12)
"Everything could be cool and groovy at AOS if just treat each other fairly!"
Posted by: Boswell at June 12, 2020 03:05 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Javems at June 12, 2020 03:04 PM (ofIwF)
Go on....
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 12, 2020 03:05 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: cjhmhch at June 12, 2020 03:06 PM (eSgwh)
Posted by: #504 at June 12, 2020 02:59 PM (DKfJJ)
No. I'm not even interested and that's saying something.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 12, 2020 03:07 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: BurtTC at June 12, 2020 02:56 PM (hku12)
"Everything could be cool and groovy at AOS if just treat each other fairly!"
Posted by: Boswell at June 12, 2020 03:05 PM (32YRo)
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That. (handclap emoji) Is. (handclap emoji) Toy. (handclap emoji) Story. (handclap emoji) 3. (handclap emoji)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 12, 2020 03:07 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 12, 2020 02:43 PM (rCwaK)
That is not how i interpret it.
Posted by: Jay Inslee, Emperor and a Living God at June 12, 2020 03:08 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 02:27 PM (s2VJv)
I smashed my finger with one of those damn things earlier this week.
Posted by: Jordan61
Is it still tender?
Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at June 12, 2020 03:08 PM (kfcYC)
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 12, 2020 02:57 PM (Ez6QX)
. . . because cutting prisoners' hamstrings to keep them restrained is a bit permanent?
Posted by: Kindltot at June 12, 2020 03:09 PM (WyVLE)
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Ahh. CHZ airport is Chiloquin State Airport in Klamath County Oregon. The autonomous zones will need to expand soutward!
Posted by: Undocumented at June 12, 2020 03:10 PM (Y08Vx)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 12, 2020 03:11 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: vivi at June 12, 2020 03:12 PM (11H2y)
Probably five to eight thousand on patrol at anyone time, plus detectives. Emergency Services, Harbor unit, etc. probably close to 10,000 total on duty.
Posted by: Fox2! at June 12, 2020 03:13 PM (Lktpy)
Gimenez is done as a politician in here if he goes soft on us and allows rioting destruction and our cops to be manhandled.
Posted by: Floridachick at June 12, 2020 03:16 PM (z4caq)
Posted by: rah at June 12, 2020 03:17 PM (QGdgs)
Macro Stelters/nano Balls x Cuck
The correct is 100 MS/nBC
Just helping out here people to identify the correct usage.
Regards!
Posted by: JDubya_MesaAZ at June 12, 2020 03:20 PM (FQ2t6)
And, What ever happened to the Nightstick?
Posted by: nip at June 12, 2020 03:24 PM (Izot6)
Posted by: Jonathan Swift at June 12, 2020 03:30 PM (x8APX)
Rowr.
Posted by: ChupaMe at June 12, 2020 03:34 PM (xM8yJ)
@ClayTravis
ESPN's studio programming hit a 41 year ratings low this week as WokeCenter programming has destroyed the network:
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 12, 2020 02:14 PM
While I celebrate this fact, I'm sure a large part of it is that there are no sports to broadcast.
Posted by: Chuck C at June 12, 2020 03:50 PM (Il+s2)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 12, 2020 02:47 PM (iTXRQ)
*****
My dad shot a man in Reno once.
Just to watch him die.
Posted by: El Jefe ~ Blue Zones POW MIA ~ You Are Not Forgotten ~ at June 12, 2020 04:21 PM (Ae67h)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at June 12, 2020 04:24 PM (FLiOE)
Posted by: PJ at June 12, 2020 05:45 PM (qlTN9)
Posted by: Sock Monkey...Made in the USA at June 12, 2020 06:20 PM (kQw0u)
Posted by: wferrin at June 12, 2020 07:43 PM (DT67g)
Posted by: hurricane567 at June 12, 2020 08:08 PM (ulrjE)
In these videos there always 1 or 2 little shits who run in and try to hit someone from behind with a skateboard or other weapon, god I'd love to see one of them cowards turn and just come face to face with a cop who then turns them into a vegetable.
Bonus points for the cop whole expertly takes the one fat fucks back and sinks in an RNC, more cops should learn Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, can't riot when you've had your ACL ripped to pieces
Posted by: Rbastid at June 12, 2020 09:09 PM (uTEdS)
Posted by: Anonchap at June 12, 2020 11:48 PM (Wa/XC)
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