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Meanwhile, David French does not believe that Seattle and Portland are as violent as lying, stupid conservatives say they are. (Is he still pretending to be a conservative, when he constantly attacks us ignorant, ugly, lying, vicious monsters?) He says he wants to send in someone "objective" to report, and then nominates the biggest fucking pussy on the internet (tied with Alex Griswold), Andrew Egger.
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They don't play.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 12, 2020 02:02 PM (ExV1e) 2
LOL, yeah. Geography, how does it work?
Posted by: clutch cargo at June 12, 2020 02:02 PM (8B6Ng) 3
I'm really surprised at this point more of these clowns haven't been smeared across more intersections.
Posted by: clutch cargo at June 12, 2020 02:03 PM (8B6Ng) 4
St?
Posted by: Clay ** Have you told a commie to fcuk off today? at June 12, 2020 02:03 PM (gCP17) 5
Why doesn't he go?
"I am here to talk about how virtuous I am and how bad Orange Man Bad is! Let me count the ways!" Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 12, 2020 02:04 PM (LvTSG) 6
Corgis called
Posted by: clutch cargo at June 12, 2020 02:04 PM (8B6Ng) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2020 02:04 PM (2OVCl) 8
That kid swinging a Skateboard at a Cop?
Why was he not thoroughly doused with Hickory and Lathered Up, Down and All Around? Posted by: garrett at June 12, 2020 02:04 PM (SNgVX) Posted by: BigWyo at June 12, 2020 02:04 PM (NZbhV) 10
Madison Gesiotto is not unattractive.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 12, 2020 02:04 PM (ExV1e) 11
>>>8 That kid swinging a Skateboard at a Cop?
Why was he not thoroughly doused with Hickory and Lathered Up, Down and All Around? ... that's what burns my beans. Posted by: ace at June 12, 2020 02:04 PM (PbpT7) 12
9 Ummm....that was actually an unmarked police car they were beating on.
Posted by: BigWyo at June 12, 2020 02:04 PM (NZbhV) ======== With flashing lights. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 12, 2020 02:04 PM (LvTSG) 13
repost because willowed
If you haven't seen this... Mystery video... Are ANTIFA leaders being scooped by FEDs now? https://tinyurl.com/y7onbwfg One can dream. I hope it is is real. Foul language. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2020 02:05 PM (2OVCl) 14
Pretty sure that was an undercover cop car, too.
Probably also explain the blue and red lights and the cops pouring out of it. Posted by: garrett at June 12, 2020 02:05 PM (SNgVX) 15
Say what you want: Ace might not be a Twitter MD, but at least he recognizes the symptoms of being low T. Just think, if he was a high profile media personality he'd be blind to his own illness as well. It's how Sean goddamn Hannity doesn't understand that I just want him to shut the fuck up while guests say something interesting.
Posted by: trev006 at June 12, 2020 02:05 PM (QVdUi) Posted by: Zod at June 12, 2020 02:05 PM (XzT/D) 17
David French is going to be one of those guys screaming "IF COMRADE STALIN ONLY KNEW!" as he's dragged off to to be executed by some deranged communist regime.
Posted by: Oh no! Not the bees! at June 12, 2020 02:05 PM (N5dam) Posted by: Axeman at June 12, 2020 02:05 PM (Eicbe) 19
Why in the hell do they have those clubs if the aren't going to put em' to good use?
Posted by: BigWyo at June 12, 2020 02:05 PM (NZbhV) 20
Only better in Miami PD video is that the perps were from NYC
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at June 12, 2020 02:06 PM (fpc+A) 21
High T for boys, High E for girls. The way God intended.
Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2020 02:06 PM (bCLt0) 22
That's what policin' should look like.
Posted by: IrishEi at June 12, 2020 02:06 PM (sGotD) 23
I mostly love the black cop beating white kids who are protesting the anti-black racism of police.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 12, 2020 02:06 PM (LvTSG) 24
Does low T cause difficulty with putting up shelves? Asking for a blogger.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 12, 2020 02:06 PM (6XLoz) 25
You know, I almost wanted someone's neck under a knee...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 02:06 PM (s2VJv) 26
Miami mayor is a R.
Posted by: Ha at June 12, 2020 02:06 PM (55lwO) 27
IIRC soy is loaded with estrogen and is recommended not to be a large part of any diet to developing teenagers.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 12, 2020 02:07 PM (r+sAi) 28
21 High T for boys, High E for girls. The way God intended.
Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2020 02:06 PM (bCLt0) Pet Shop Boys comeback tune. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 02:07 PM (s2VJv) 29
Nice to see female cops willing to fight.
I'm against police brutality but I do approve of romper stomper on assholes. So...nuance. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 12, 2020 02:08 PM (ifmtJ) 30
So why don't you just accept the fudge word "unit" and get off of my back?
Heh heh heh heh heh heh He said "unit" and "fudge" in the same sentence. Heh heh heh heh heh heh Posted by: Beavis at June 12, 2020 02:08 PM (T6t7i) 31
Madison Gesiotto is a strong 1
Posted by: Ripley at June 12, 2020 02:08 PM (MxEKc) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2020 02:08 PM (2OVCl) 33
Note the flying skateboards.
If you are in one of these mostly peaceful riots keep your eyes pealed for the guys with the skateboards. Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2020 02:08 PM (ZLI7S) 34
Avoid soy, dudes. And that shit is EVERYWHERE, in processed food. And vegetarian/ vegan products.
Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2020 02:09 PM (bCLt0) 35
French is so sure of himself he wants to send someone not named David French into CHAZ peacezone.
Posted by: 13times at June 12, 2020 02:09 PM (M6Yu0) 36
22 That's what policin' should look like.
Posted by: IrishEi at June 12, 2020 02:06 PM (sGotD) old and busted what policing used to look like guys with knees on a perp, oh my Posted by: REDACTED at June 12, 2020 02:09 PM (JgrP5) 37
Whew those cops were great but you can really see how incredibly TOUGH these situations are for them. These crowds of idiots sure know how to ENRAGE and fuck things up!
artisanal ette I loved your video: Are ANTIFA leaders being scooped by FEDs now? https://tinyurl.com/y7onbwfg and I WANT TO BELIEVE! I do believe this is happening. Those dummies are gonna rollup on a lot of higher up idiots. I hope they put them all in Gitmo, seriously, maybe they're already there lol Posted by: SorryBlackOrchid at June 12, 2020 02:09 PM (j9HX3) 38
Buying more ammo boss.
Posted by: blaster at June 12, 2020 02:09 PM (ZfRYq) 39
I agree Ace. Not nearly enough blood.
Posted by: Xipe Totec-Death to AntiFa at June 12, 2020 02:09 PM (A5B6s) 40
Great vid...now the asshat doing all the shouting needs a 22 short in his kneecap.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 12, 2020 02:09 PM (axyOa) 41
They definitely knew that was an unmarked car they were beating on. And, it didn't have blacked out windows, so it was probably really easy to tell that there were 4 very large cops inside.
They're so used to clown cars the whole thing probably came as a shock when none of them had honky-horns or unicycles. Posted by: clutch cargo at June 12, 2020 02:09 PM (8B6Ng) 42
Bring back the billy club NOW. I am kind.
Posted by: azalea city at June 12, 2020 02:09 PM (WX+x0) Posted by: fixerupper at June 12, 2020 02:09 PM (8XRCm) 44
Democrats are micro-aggressives. I feel very triggered by their continuing assaults on America. The cops should use my weed-whacker to clear the streets; I guarantee you that would do the job.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at June 12, 2020 02:09 PM (NVYyb) 45
This must be investigated!
When local government officials appear to ally with radical groups such as white nationalists to deny other citizens such as this mostly peaceful skateboarder their civil rights, then this becomes a matter under the jurisdiction of the federal bureaucracy. Posted by: Department of Justice Bureaucrats at June 12, 2020 02:09 PM (WEaJc) Posted by: Single family homeowners owning property in America and waking up in the Nation of CHAZ at June 12, 2020 02:09 PM (sy5kK) 47
David French is going to be one of those guys
screaming "IF COMRADE STALIN ONLY KNEW!" as he's dragged off to to be executed by some deranged communist regime. Posted by: Oh no! Not the bees! at June 12, 2020 02:05 PM (N5dam) When Comrade Stalin finds out what you have done he will be very upset. Comrade Stalin used to watch the trials from behind a lattice. When he wanted to twist the knife he'd smoke his pipe. Posted by: Kindltot at June 12, 2020 02:09 PM (WyVLE) 48
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The cops should be telling them to move to CHAZ. You don't like it here, move to CHAZ, Bro. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2020 02:08 PM (2OVCl) What's the code for Chaz Int'l Airport? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 02:10 PM (s2VJv) 49
Whachyo name? Whachyo name? Whachyo name?
Posted by: Puddintame at June 12, 2020 02:10 PM (aKsyK) 50
David French can't even get an erection to impregnate his wife.
But yeah, send in the Flaccid Clown. Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring fro at June 12, 2020 02:10 PM (GRRw+) 51
I can say this 'cause
I firmly believe that we never should have lowered the physical standards for police, fire, military, or any other occupation where lives are dependent on strength. Posted by: IrishEi at June 12, 2020 02:10 PM (sGotD) 52
skate punks have always been asshats
Posted by: SorryBlackOrchid at June 12, 2020 02:10 PM (j9HX3) 53
David French; chickenhawk.
Posted by: 13times at June 12, 2020 02:10 PM (M6Yu0) 54
38 Buying more ammo boss.
Posted by: blaster at June 12, 2020 02:09 PM (ZfRYq) smart man always think, it will never be enough Posted by: REDACTED at June 12, 2020 02:10 PM (JgrP5) 55
>>What's the code for Chaz Int'l Airport?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 02:10 PM (s2VJv) JZZ Posted by: Zod at June 12, 2020 02:10 PM (XzT/D) 56
CHAZ Hands!!!
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 12, 2020 02:11 PM (k/TB6) Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 12, 2020 02:11 PM (Jil6h) 58
Avoid soy, dudes. And that shit is EVERYWHERE, in processed food. And vegetarian/ vegan products.
Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2020 02:09 PM (bCLt0) The only soy I do is soy sauce. Funny, that's one of the only things they don't want to put soy into! Kikoman is wheat. Posted by: clutch cargo at June 12, 2020 02:11 PM (8B6Ng) 59
It's a vicious cycle. Or should I say: a vicious soycle.
No, you shouldn't say that. It would sound like you're trying to affect some accent. Posted by: hogmartin at June 12, 2020 02:11 PM (t+qrx) Posted by: Jordan61 at June 12, 2020 02:11 PM (Ez6QX) 61
Real revolutionaries ride skateboards and eat vegan.
Posted by: Xipe Totec-Death to AntiFa at June 12, 2020 02:11 PM (A5B6s) 62
It should be noted that the only people that know about ng/dl are medical professionals and Low-T men.
Posted by: ... at June 12, 2020 02:11 PM (iUIKZ) 63
53 David French; chickenhawk.
Posted by: 13times at June 12, 2020 02:10 PM (M6Yu0) You misspelled "chickenshit." Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 02:11 PM (s2VJv) 64
Is David French some kinda Tough Guy, or just a big talkin' Keyboard Kommando??
Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2020 02:11 PM (bCLt0) 65
One can dream. I hope it is is real. Foul language. Posted by: artisanal 'ette She sounds nice. "You have to tell us where you're taking her"!!! Um, no we don't. "What the f***!" Seriously, can these people not formulate a sentence in which 50% of the words aren't f***? Posted by: pep at June 12, 2020 02:11 PM (T6t7i) 66
I am telling you, I am guaranteeing you, that for every hour you spend on Twitter per day, on average, your testosterone level drops by 100 units.*
Friday's LOL for the day. Can't stop laughing at this. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2020 02:11 PM (2OVCl) 67
Oh and of course people who are "cycling".
Posted by: ... at June 12, 2020 02:11 PM (iUIKZ) 68
>>Are ANTIFA leaders being scooped by FEDs now?
Unless Barr was lying the other night, yes they are. Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2020 02:12 PM (ZLI7S) 69
I was cheering through that entire video.
Think the Ode criminals will do that again? Yeah, me either. By the way, they are sitting on ice. There is no bail shenanigans like in NY. They're with their new roommate, Bubba. Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring fro at June 12, 2020 02:12 PM (GRRw+) 70
I saw some 15 or 16 YO boy in skinny white jeans. I told my wife his sister is going to be pissed if he gets her jeans dirty!
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 12, 2020 02:12 PM (JFO2v) 71
I would love to see the aftermath if David French actually did go to Seattle to report on Chaz. Would love to see his pasty, fat body stumble out of Chaz after being raped, robbed, and beaten. Sometimes people need a hard dose of reality to set them straight.
Posted by: Cheri at June 12, 2020 02:12 PM (oiNtH) 72
40 kneecap?
Posted by: CN at June 12, 2020 02:12 PM (ONvIw) 73
16 Yoyoyo!
Zod wants to be ON that firecracker Hispanic Rosie-Perez 28-mph-hips chickadee, son! Posted by: Zod at June 12, 2020 02:05 PM (XzT/D) Abella Anderson, but otherwise concur Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 12, 2020 02:12 PM (ifmtJ) 74
I can say this 'cause I'm an 'ette it's a free country: that female cop looks like she's pooping pickles and she's way out of her league.
The first one did for sure - nothing projects and aura of force quite like standing ramrod straight while fucking around with the chinstrap on your riot helmet. There's a girl later in the video that looks like she knew what she was doing, and she at least had a bit of size to her. Posted by: Ramblin' Man at June 12, 2020 02:12 PM (CbG28) 75
Comrade Stalin used to watch the trials from behind a lattice. When he wanted to twist the knife he'd smoke his pipe.
Nice. I assume everyone else was forbidden from smoking. So you are on trial for your life and suddenly, you catch the faintest whiff of pipe tobacco. I'm adding this touch to my Future Dictator's manual. Posted by: Grump928© at June 12, 2020 02:12 PM (OOdcU) 76
I so wish French was actually on his way there to get ottered by Raz.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 12, 2020 02:12 PM (r+sAi) 77
Batons are non-lethal. Mostly.
Posted by: Fox2! at June 12, 2020 02:12 PM (qyH+l) 78
Has French talked to Big Lou? He's on number 2. Probably French's wife.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 12, 2020 02:12 PM (k/TB6) Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at June 12, 2020 02:12 PM (lg/F7) 80
>>"You have to tell us where you're taking her"!!!
"Okay! We will! We're taking her to Funkytown!" Posted by: Zod at June 12, 2020 02:13 PM (XzT/D) 81
Are ANTIFA leaders being scooped by FEDs now? https://tinyurl.com/y7onbwfg Be a shame if the police were elsewhere and a group like the 42nd Street militia was doing the street cleaning. In nondescript vans. If there are three, take two and leave one. The word spreads faster that way. Posted by: Diogenes at June 12, 2020 02:13 PM (axyOa) Posted by: garrett at June 12, 2020 02:13 PM (FUfU7) 83
Sweet babblin' baby Jeebus but being a cop in this country is a thankless job. I don't know how they do it.
I couldn't do it. I'd lose my shit at the first provocation and put hickory to hippie skull. Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 12, 2020 02:13 PM (iTXRQ) 84
Looks like a poultry pile-up (thanks Oregon Muse) in that video. Bunch of chickens getting chased around the barnyard.
Posted by: JuJuBee at June 12, 2020 02:13 PM (COzlW) 85
Why in the hell do they have those clubs if the aren't going to put em' to good use?
Posted by: BigWyo at June 12, 2020 02:05 PM (NZbhV) I was told by a correction officers that the training was to avoid large overhead swings and avoid using clubs at all, as it looks really bad in pictures. I expect they will start with clubs about the times they start carrying shotguns openly Posted by: Kindltot at June 12, 2020 02:13 PM (WyVLE) Posted by: Xipe Totec-Death to AntiFa at June 12, 2020 02:13 PM (A5B6s) 87
*fistbump*
Agree 100%. Posted by: Jordan61 at June 12, 2020 02:11 PM (Ez6QX) ~~~~~ 'Ettes of the Horde --- UNITE! Posted by: IrishEi at June 12, 2020 02:13 PM (sGotD) 88
Bi soycles.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 12, 2020 02:13 PM (TZi47) 89
I am extremely disappointed that the constantly yelling camera owner was not provided with a white ash swizzle stick and some broken teeth to gargle. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2020 02:13 PM (pNxlR) 90
What's the code for Chaz Int'l Airport?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 02:10 PM (s2VJv) HOTAIR? Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2020 02:14 PM (2OVCl) 91
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2020 02:05 PM (2OVCl)
******* The ANTIfaTARDS were using & recording stuff with their phones & there were helicopters overhead in all cities that had riots recording all that data in realtime & Federal Operators you where the asshats they wanted were & were "Disappeared" Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 12, 2020 02:14 PM (HyRbI) Posted by: REDACTED at June 12, 2020 02:14 PM (JgrP5) Posted by: garrett at June 12, 2020 02:14 PM (FUfU7) 94
>>she at least had a bit of size to her. Posted by: Ramblin' Man at June 12, 2020 02:12 PM (CbG2
Looks like a biter. Sall good. Posted by: Zod at June 12, 2020 02:14 PM (XzT/D) 95
Clay Travis
@ClayTravis ESPN's studio programming hit a 41 year ratings low this week as WokeCenter programming has destroyed the network: Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 12, 2020 02:14 PM (HyRbI) 96
Is David French some kinda Tough Guy, or just a big talkin' Keyboard Kommando??
Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2020 02:11 PM (bCLt0) He's been itching to have an excuse to put on those assless chaps and dog collar in public for years. He could have his own tent and a plethora of "interns". As long as there's still wifi and twitter. Posted by: clutch cargo at June 12, 2020 02:14 PM (8B6Ng) 97
93: yes
Posted by: CN at June 12, 2020 02:14 PM (ONvIw) 98
29 Nice to see female cops willing to fight.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 12, 2020 02:08 PM (ifmtJ) I had the same thought. Those gals were open for business. I was impressed. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 12, 2020 02:14 PM (YqDXo) Posted by: fixerupper at June 12, 2020 02:15 PM (8XRCm) 100
68 >>Are ANTIFA leaders being scooped by FEDs now?
Unless Barr was lying the other night, yes they are. Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2020 02:12 PM (ZLI7S) All you have to do is roll up a few of these punks and hit them with 30 year minimum sentences in Federal prison. They'll talk. But that is unnecessary. Wiretap George Soros and Lisa Fithian for starters, as well as Robert Creamer. Hell; Soros admitted on national TV to being a Nazi collaborator. As such he should be immediately arrested, all his assets seized, all his front groups abolished and then deported to Hungary. Or Malaysia. This is easy. Rudy Giuliani decimated the American Mafia. All we need is an AG with the will to do it. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 02:15 PM (s2VJv) 101
I would be beating the stuffing out of those punks if I was PD
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 12, 2020 02:15 PM (kA3Cp) 102
40 Great vid...now the asshat doing all the shouting needs a 22 short in his kneecap.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 12, 2020 02:09 PM (axyOa) 5/8 inch spade bit. Posted by: Fox2! at June 12, 2020 02:15 PM (qyH+l) 103
Oh God. I need a cigarette after that video. And two of those black cops were ready to SCRAP
*chefs kiss* Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 12, 2020 02:15 PM (C1FKG) 104
>>I expect they will start with clubs about the times they start carrying shotguns openly
Halberds, ftw! Posted by: garrett at June 12, 2020 02:15 PM (FUfU7) 105
Go there and report on the scene yourself, French, you cowardly, bloviating wad of shit. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2020 02:15 PM (pNxlR) 106
I like the Hispanic female cop without the helmet at the end of the vid. The look in her eyes, says Mama takes no shit.
Posted by: Redenzo at June 12, 2020 02:15 PM (E7vND) 107
I had the same thought. Those gals were open for business. I was impressed.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 12, 2020 02:14 PM (YqDXo) ----- Toxic femininity. Posted by: fixerupper at June 12, 2020 02:15 PM (8XRCm) 108
98 29 Nice to see female cops willing to fight.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 12, 2020 02:08 PM (ifmtJ) I had the same thought. Those gals were open for business. I was impressed. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 12, 2020 02:14 PM (YqDXo) ======== Reminds me of Michelle Rodriguez in SWAT. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 12, 2020 02:15 PM (LvTSG) 109
Has Antifa been given a pass so far because, unlike the Weathermen and Black Panthers, they haven't killed any cops yet?
Posted by: mr tmz at June 12, 2020 02:15 PM (m/Gc2) 110
40 kneecap?
Wouldn't stop the shrieking. Posted by: garrett But the change in octave would be nice. Posted by: Diogenes at June 12, 2020 02:15 PM (axyOa) 111
95 Clay Travis
@ClayTravis ESPN's studio programming hit a 41 year ratings low this week as WokeCenter programming has destroyed the network: Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 12, 2020 02:14 PM (HyRbI) Bubba Wallace got his 15 minutes, 3rd rate driver in a 3rd rate car. Posted by: rhennigantx at June 12, 2020 02:15 PM (JFO2v) 112
I like the Hispanic female cop without the helmet at the end of the vid. The look in her eyes, says Mama takes no shit.
Posted by: Redenzo at June 12, 2020 02:15 PM (E7vND) ---- Would hit.....! but she'd hit back... Posted by: fixerupper at June 12, 2020 02:16 PM (8XRCm) 113
"Whasyoname?!!!"
TAKTAKTAKTAKTAKTAKTAKTAKTAKTAKTAK (mag drop, reload, cycle) "That's my name! Ask me again and I'll tell you the same!" Posted by: Zod at June 12, 2020 02:16 PM (XzT/D) 114
Whachyo name? Whachyo name? Whachyo name?
Posted by: Puddintame at June 12, 2020 02:10 PM (aKsyK) ******** Should have said Pantera - Revolution is my name Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 12, 2020 02:16 PM (HyRbI) Posted by: Pelton ad girl at June 12, 2020 02:16 PM (1vWDB) Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 12, 2020 02:16 PM (k/TB6) 117
That little lady cop looked like she was all of 5' tall, nervously adjusting the strap on her helmet. What good is she in a riot? Her fellow cops have to worry about her getting her ass kicked.
Posted by: JuJuBee at June 12, 2020 02:16 PM (COzlW) 118
Unlike what we're seeing in Seattle, the @MiamiPD aren't messing around!
Nothing but peaceful protests comrades. Peacefully attacking cops with skateboards Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 12, 2020 02:16 PM (Jil6h) Posted by: Dr Spank at June 12, 2020 02:16 PM (uJwgo) 120
was told by a correction officers that the training was to avoid large overhead swings and avoid using clubs at all, as it looks really bad in pictures.
I expect they will start with clubs about the times they start carrying shotguns openly Posted by: Kindltot at June 12, 2020 02:13 PM (WyVLE) You know, I'm more of a traditionalist. I'd go with a Scutum and Gladius Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at June 12, 2020 02:16 PM (fpc+A) 121
112 I like the Hispanic female cop without the helmet at the end of the vid. The look in her eyes, says Mama takes no shit.
Posted by: Redenzo at June 12, 2020 02:15 PM (E7vND) ---- Would hit.....! but she'd hit back... Posted by: fixerupper at June 12, 2020 02:16 PM (8XRCm) ======== That would be a very aggressive fuck session. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 12, 2020 02:16 PM (LvTSG) 122
they haven't killed any cops yet?
Posted by: mr tmz at June 12, 2020 02:15 PM (m/Gc2) ---- Say what? Posted by: fixerupper at June 12, 2020 02:16 PM (8XRCm) 123
What the f***!"
Seriously, can these people not formulate a sentence in which 50% of the words aren't f***? Posted by: pep No they can't. It's a thing. I hate to admit it but my 27 year old daughter and her friends both male and female impregnate every sentence with the F word. I've talked to her many times about this to no avail. Ugh. Posted by: Cheri at June 12, 2020 02:16 PM (oiNtH) Posted by: Xipe Totec-Death to AntiFa at June 12, 2020 02:16 PM (A5B6s) Posted by: Diogenes at June 12, 2020 02:16 PM (axyOa) 126
Are ANTIFA leaders being scooped by FEDs now?
Unless Barr was lying the other night, yes they are. Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2020 02:12 PM (ZLI7S) I know he was not lying. And I am assuming that video is proof. That is why I posted it. I loved it none the less. "WHERE ARE YOU TAKING HER!? WHERE ARE YOU TAKING HER!? " I thought it was a guy they literally tossed into the car but it was a woman (not Hillary this time.) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2020 02:17 PM (2OVCl) 127
How do you know if you have low testosterone? I have a physical job and I feel better than I did when I had a NON-Physical job
Posted by: JoeF. at June 12, 2020 02:17 PM (CqE5x) 128
That video was great. It almost looked like cops were just appearing out of nowhere, as if being transported onto the scene from the Enterprise. And there were quite a few of them.
And that one chick cop with no helmet towards the end, the look on her face. Hoo boy. I wouldn't cross her for nothin'. Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at June 12, 2020 02:17 PM (HaL55) 129
Considering we had a DoJ and FBI that manufactured evidence to railroad Michael Flynn - and is still at it via the corrupt judiiciary - the case against Soros Inc and Antifa as well as BLM is a slam dunk. Again, it takes a will to do it. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 02:17 PM (s2VJv) 130
Clay Travis
@ClayTravis ESPN's studio programming hit a 41 year ratings low this week as WokeCenter programming has destroyed the network: Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 12, 2020 02:14 PM (HyRbI) And they won't change a damn thing because the agenda is more important than anything Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 12, 2020 02:17 PM (Jil6h) 131
Batons are non-lethal. Mostly.
Posted by: Fox2! at June 12, 2020 02:12 PM (qyH+l) The ASP training we got said you aren't supposed to use it on joints (shoulders, knees) or heads. From this, I learned that someone must've had a really good reason to put that on the training material. Posted by: hogmartin at June 12, 2020 02:17 PM (t+qrx) 132
Did Ace just admit that he is Bad for T Levels?
Posted by: garrett at June 12, 2020 02:17 PM (FUfU7) 133
Ace: "When you get violent and attack a *civilian's car* -- for what? For not "respecting" your autonomous zone in the street? -- the Miami PD will kick your fucking ass for you."
****** I wish. That's not a civilian's car. That's a undercover/unmarked police car. When they (rioters) start smashing it in the beginning...police come OUT of the front passenger door. Not a civilians car. Posted by: El Jefe ~ Blue Zones POW MIA ~ You Are Not Forgotten ~ at June 12, 2020 02:17 PM (Ae67h) 134
>>That would be a very aggressive fuck session.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 12, 2020 02:16 PM (LvTSG) Keep up the skeer. Posted by: Zod at June 12, 2020 02:17 PM (XzT/D) 135
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 12, 2020 02:16 PM (LvTSG)
You say that like it's a bad thing. Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 12, 2020 02:17 PM (C1FKG) 136
I like the Hispanic female cop without the helmet at the end of the vid. The look in her eyes, says Mama takes no shit.
Posted by: Redenzo at June 12, 2020 02:15 PM (E7vND) ---- Would hit.....! but she'd hit back... Posted by: fixerupper *** For a second there I thought I was watching a movie where the stars don't wear helmets. Posted by: Diogenes at June 12, 2020 02:18 PM (axyOa) 137
Gotta love the guy yelling, "You all a bunch of bitches!"
Oh? Don't see you jumping in to help your fellow freedom fighters there, Janet. Posted by: RoyalOil at June 12, 2020 02:18 PM (aO8Gd) 138
So if that is a "microstate", can the folks in Eastern WA declare themselves to be a microstate and stop dealing with Olympia?
Posted by: notsothoreau at June 12, 2020 02:18 PM (JKNZq) 139
Nice to see female cops willing to fight
They are apparently all married. Posted by: Xipe Totec-Death to AntiFa at June 12, 2020 02:16 PM (A5B6s) She and the rest of the cops were up in their faces. Good for them. They were showing who was really afraid when you stand up to them. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2020 02:18 PM (2OVCl) Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 12, 2020 02:18 PM (1vWDB) 141
135 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 12, 2020 02:16 PM (LvTSG)
You say that like it's a bad thing. Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 12, 2020 02:17 PM (C1FKG) ========= Merely an observation. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 12, 2020 02:18 PM (LvTSG) 142
>Whachyo name? Whachyo name? Whachyo name?
proper response: "Fuck YOU. THAT's my name." omg can we just attack these hippies in force aleady? Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 12, 2020 02:18 PM (iTXRQ) Posted by: REDACTED at June 12, 2020 02:18 PM (JgrP5) 144
and for every 100 antifa types that get sent to a Fedl prison, there are probably a hundred black people that Trump can pardon. Win Win.
Although, of course, Trump will be accused of just doing it for another photo-op of Black people loudly thanking him. Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 12, 2020 02:19 PM (4a9Vv) 145
I think that guy needed to yell "Lookatda cops!" and "Get yo knee off him" a few dozen more times. He wasn't being clear.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 12, 2020 02:19 PM (FtO5h) 146
I wish.
That's not a civilian's car. That's a undercover/unmarked police car. When they (rioters) start smashing it in the beginning...police come OUT of the front passenger door. Not a civilians car. Posted by: El Jefe ~ Blue Zones POW MIA ~ You Are Not Forgotten ~ at June 12, 2020 02:17 PM (Ae67h) ------ All those cops at once. Looked like a circus clown car, but with whoop ass. Posted by: fixerupper at June 12, 2020 02:19 PM (8XRCm) 147
ace would like you to get all the way off of his back. Please just get off that thing!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 12, 2020 02:19 PM (jjaLl) Posted by: garrett at June 12, 2020 02:19 PM (FUfU7) 149
I would have enjoyed a blast of pepper spay at whoever was doing the screaming.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 12, 2020 02:19 PM (H8QX8) 150
Don't be such a "unit", ace ... Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2020 02:19 PM (pNxlR) 151
127 How do you know if you have low testosterone? I have a physical job and I feel better than I did when I had a NON-Physical job
Posted by: JoeF. at June 12, 2020 02:17 PM (CqE5x) Agree. Hard physical work Definitely good for a man,( maybe for women too, for all I know). Better sleep, less stress, whole body seems to function better. Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2020 02:19 PM (bCLt0) 152
The only soy I do is soy sauce.
Funny, that's one of the only things they don't want to put soy into! Kikoman is wheat. Posted by: clutch cargo at June 12, 2020 02:11 PM (8B6Ng) I hope you're not allergic to soy. Kikkoman is a mixture of wheat and soy. Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at June 12, 2020 02:19 PM (ZSK0i) Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 12, 2020 02:19 PM (iTXRQ) 154
ESPN's studio programming hit a 41 year ratings low this week as WokeCenter programming has destroyed the network:
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 12, 2020 02:14 PM (HyRbI) couldn't be happier Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2020 02:19 PM (2OVCl) 155
The comments on Twitter were full of praise for that woman cop. one person said they should use her to train recruits.
Posted by: notsothoreau at June 12, 2020 02:19 PM (JKNZq) 156
I cant believe that cops are beating the Utopia right out of Miami.
Posted by: Xipe Totec-Death to AntiFa at June 12, 2020 02:20 PM (A5B6s) 157
The female cops were not wearing issue strap-ons during the kerfuffle.
The female cops should have been wearing issue strap-ons during the kerfuffle. Posted by: Zod at June 12, 2020 02:20 PM (XzT/D) 158
My name is Fuckov. It's Russian.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 12, 2020 02:20 PM (FtO5h) 159
140 "WHERE ARE YOU TAKING HER!? WHERE ARE YOU TAKING HER!? "
Please say Gitmo. Lie if you must. Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 12, 2020 02:18 PM (1vWDB) I was going to say "to Thomas Jefferson so he can personally 'splain you. And then you go to the Infernal Reaches..." Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 02:20 PM (s2VJv) 160
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 12, 2020 02:18 PM (LvTSG)
An astute observation. One of which I would be willing to confirm. Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 12, 2020 02:20 PM (C1FKG) 161
Clay Travis
@ClayTravis ESPN's studio programming hit a 41 year ratings low this week as WokeCenter programming has destroyed the network: Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 12, 2020 02:14 PM (HyRbI) Fake news. Cornhole ratings hit 41 year high. Posted by: Chunk Hunger at June 12, 2020 02:20 PM (uhPTO) 162
No they can't. It's a thing. I hate to admit it but my 27 year old daughter and her friends both male and female impregnate every sentence with the F word. I've talked to her many times about this to no avail. Ugh.
I was that way back in the Navy. Around a year before I got out I decided to clean up my language. Interestingly, a number of the guys on my submarine decided to do the same thing at the same time. It helped. Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 12, 2020 02:20 PM (ExV1e) 163
Oh God. I need a cigarette after that video. And two of those black cops were ready to SCRAP
I don't blame 'em either. We're way beyond selling loosies on the street corner now. Who in their right mind thinks they can run up and swing a skateboard and a vehicle with no consequences ? This kind of crap is why I carry heavy everywhere I go now. Posted by: Ramblin' Man at June 12, 2020 02:20 PM (CbG28) 164
oh, and seen on yahoo news:
Starbucks announced on Friday it would allow employees to wear apparel in support of the Black Lives Matter movement, bowing to an intense social media campaign even as the company moves to crank out over 250,000 specialty shirts of its own. Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 12, 2020 02:20 PM (4a9Vv) Posted by: REDACTED at June 12, 2020 02:20 PM (JgrP5) 166
>>>17 David French is going to be one of those guys screaming "IF COMRADE STALIN ONLY KNEW!" as he's dragged off to to be executed by some deranged communist regime.
Posted by: Oh no! Not the bees! at June 12, 2020 02:05 PM perfect. Posted by: ace at June 12, 2020 02:21 PM (PbpT7) 167
"All you have to do is roll up a few of these punks and hit them with 30 year minimum sentences in Federal prison."
The IRS model! The IRS knows it can't catch every cheat. So, it catches a few, comes down on them like a ton of bricks, publicize the heck out of each case. The rest of us fall in to line. Posted by: navybrat, largely at large at June 12, 2020 02:21 PM (w7KSn) 168
29 Nice to see female cops willing to fight.
I'm against police brutality but I do approve of romper stomper on assholes. So...nuance. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 12, 2020 02:08 PM (ifmtJ) "Get some!" Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 12, 2020 02:21 PM (YqDXo) 169
Are ANTIFA leaders being scooped by FEDs now?
https://tinyurl.com/y7onbwfg One can dream. I hope it is is real. Foul language. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2020 02:05 PM (2OVCl) ~~~~~ Nice! Thanks for reposting, artisanal 'ette. Posted by: IrishEi at June 12, 2020 02:21 PM (sGotD) 170
Just curious, but has Jefferson Davis been charged with assault after caving that dude's head in a couple of nights ago? He does have an excellent self-defense case.
Posted by: WeBoned! at June 12, 2020 02:21 PM (8k7U7) 171
164 oh, and seen on yahoo news:
Starbucks announced on Friday it would allow employees to wear apparel in support of the Black Lives Matter movement, bowing to an intense social media campaign even as the company moves to crank out over 250,000 specialty shirts of its own. Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 12, 2020 02:20 PM (4a9Vv) ========= I wish I owned a T-shirt company. Also, they announced that they're closing permanently 500 stores. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 12, 2020 02:21 PM (LvTSG) 172
127 How do you know if you have low testosterone? I have a physical job and I feel better than I did when I had a NON-Physical job
Posted by: JoeF. at June 12, 2020 02:17 PM (CqE5x) Testosterone is created in the body during sleep between 2 and 4 AM for most men on a normal sleep cycle. I high fat, high protein snack in the evening can be beneficial. Some Docs recommend macadamia nuts. Macadamia nuts are also rich in monounsaturated fats, a type of fat that may boost heart health by lowering your total and LDL (bad) cholesterol levels Posted by: rhennigantx at June 12, 2020 02:21 PM (JFO2v) 173
Who in their right mind thinks they can run up and swing a skateboard and a vehicle with no consequences ? This kind of crap is why I carry heavy everywhere I go now.
Posted by: Ramblin' Man at June 12, 2020 02:20 PM (CbG2 ---- Pretty sure I saw more than one skateboard hit a cop.... while they wasnt looking. Posted by: fixerupper at June 12, 2020 02:21 PM (8XRCm) 174
I was told by a correction officers that the training was to avoid large overhead swings and avoid using clubs at all, as it looks really bad in pictures.
I expect they will start with clubs about the times they start carrying shotguns openly Posted by: Kindltot We were taught that it was illegal to swing for the head. You were to swing for the collar bone. If they juked when they should have jived, that's on them. *wink wink* Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2020 02:21 PM (eii2u) 175
>>Starbucks announced on Friday it would allow employees to wear apparel in support of the Black Lives Matter movement Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 12, 2020 02:20 PM (4a9Vv)
Is "crooked baseball caps" still a thing? Posted by: Zod at June 12, 2020 02:22 PM (XzT/D) 176
Don't think twitter has anything to do with French's pathetic empty-headed girly man problem. It's just who he is.
Twitter is by far the most efficient way to get info and keep up with knowledgeable analysis (rare) on many topics - possibly all topics. No "sewer", no testosterone effect if you read only stuff from adults. The Seattle crap is already boring, and of little importance. Meanwhile, by far the most aggressive and horrifying offensive, ever, to impose Gleichschaltung in the US is in full swing by the racist-authoritarians. Inertia will end up stopping it, but the ratchet turns (a few licks, this time). Posted by: rhomboid at June 12, 2020 02:22 PM (El6T/) 177
I like watching that video, but I wish there were more rioters really hurt, like on the ground with broken bones...oh and stomped on.
I want that. lots of that. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 12, 2020 02:22 PM (XEfKE) 178
I'm adding this touch to my Future Dictator's manual.
Posted by: Grump928© at June 12, 2020 02:12 PM (OOdcU) If you are looking for source material, I suggest Solzhenitsyn, Frank Dikotter and Ghetau Florin (Who wrote The Perfect Dictator Manual) Posted by: Kindltot at June 12, 2020 02:22 PM (WyVLE) 179
I was that way back in the Navy. Around a year before I got out I decided to clean up my language. Interestingly, a number of the guys on my submarine decided to do the same thing at the same time. It helped.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 12, 2020 02:20 PM (ExV1e) It used to be "he swears like a sailor." Now it's "she swears like a college graduate." Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 12, 2020 02:22 PM (H8QX8) 180
Just curious, but has Jefferson Davis been charged with assault after
caving that dude's head in a couple of nights ago? He does have an excellent self-defense case. *whistles Dixie* Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 12, 2020 02:22 PM (1vWDB) 181
I was stationed in Miami in 1984. No the LEO's there are pretty battle hardened due to past race riots, South American drug cartels, etc. Nice to not see one of them groveling on the ground apologizing.
Posted by: Cheri at June 12, 2020 02:22 PM (oiNtH) 182
Units are just as important as the number.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 12, 2020 02:22 PM (xfb67) 183
by the way, I don't wanna brag or nothing, but you don't have to call me Shelvie anymore.
You can now call me Blindie. Yes, my +3 Drill of Precision has helped me check another box on the home improvement checklist. Posted by: ace at June 12, 2020 02:22 PM (PbpT7) Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 12, 2020 02:22 PM (lcQJG) 185
[iOh God. I need a cigarette after that video. And two of those black cops were ready to SCRAP
*chefs kiss* Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 12, 2020 02:15 PM (C1FKG) to hell with the Cops show being canceled here it is Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2020 02:23 PM (2OVCl) 186
That would be a very aggressive fuck session.
She' give Cmdr Worf a run for his money. He complained once that Earth women were "too fragile." Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at June 12, 2020 02:23 PM (HaL55) 187
@Rickersam3
Going Going Gandhi? Call to tear down Gandhi statutes in England due to his racism.. https://tinyurl.com/y9ljcmjq Posted by: Tami at June 12, 2020 02:23 PM (cF8AT) Posted by: Downcast at June 12, 2020 02:23 PM (aNH6G) 189
Breaking News
Las Vegas to rename a spade to patriot American Bridge Club to follow suit "I bid four patriots" Posted by: REDACTED at June 12, 2020 02:23 PM (JgrP5) 190
183 by the way, I don't wanna brag or nothing, but you don't have to call me Shelvie anymore.
You can now call me Blindie. Yes, my +3 Drill of Precision has helped me check another box on the home improvement checklist. Posted by: ace at June 12, 2020 02:22 PM (PbpT7) Have I got a reciprocating saw for YOU! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 02:23 PM (s2VJv) 191
Fake news. Cornhole ratings hit 41 year high.
Posted by: Chunk Hunger at June 12, 2020 02:20 PM (uhPTO) https://americancornhole.com/ Posted by: rhennigantx at June 12, 2020 02:23 PM (JFO2v) 192
That's not a civilian's car. That's a undercover/unmarked police car.
When they (rioters) start smashing it in the beginning...police come OUT of the front passenger door. Not a civilians car. Posted by: El Jefe ~ Blue Zones POW MIA ~ You Are Not Forgotten ~ at June 12, 2020 02:17 PM (Ae67h) ------ A friend once told me that unmarked cop cars had the same rims as standard cop cars, but this one seems to have cheap looking hub caps. Posted by: Sean hannity at June 12, 2020 02:23 PM (Izzlo) 193
Ahhh...you're Irish too?
Posted by: Diogenes at June 12, 2020 02:16 PM (axyOa) County Leitrim. (grandparents) Posted by: Fox2! at June 12, 2020 02:24 PM (qyH+l) 194
by the way, I don't wanna brag or nothing, but you don't have to call me Shelvie anymore.
You can now call me Blindie. Yes, my +3 Drill of Precision has helped me check another box on the home improvement checklist. Posted by: ace at June 12, 2020 02:22 PM (PbpT7) but when can we call you "chefie"? As I recall, oven fire... Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2020 02:24 PM (2OVCl) 195
...oh and stomped on.
I want that. lots of that. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 12, 2020 02:22 PM (XEfKE) ----- You just want your next meal pre-tenderized.... Posted by: fixerupper at June 12, 2020 02:24 PM (8XRCm) 196
183 by the way, I don't wanna brag or nothing, but you don't have to call me Shelvie anymore.
You can now call me Blindie. Yes, my +3 Drill of Precision has helped me check another box on the home improvement checklist. Posted by: ace at June 12, 2020 02:22 PM (PbpT7) And I was ready to call you Dremel !!! Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2020 02:24 PM (bCLt0) 197
>>>147 ace would like you to get all the way off of his back. Please just get off that thing!
Oh, I feel you're on my back and I would love it if you would vacate the premises immediately. Posted by: ace at June 12, 2020 02:24 PM (PbpT7) 198
183 by the way, I don't wanna brag or nothing, but you don't have to call me Shelvie anymore.
You can now call me Blindie. Yes, my +3 Drill of Precision has helped me check another box on the home improvement checklist. Posted by: ace at June 12, 2020 02:22 PM (PbpT7) ======== You're gonna need to something far more epic than blinds before the shelvie moniker gets sidelined. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 12, 2020 02:24 PM (LvTSG) 199
>>>You can now call me Blindie.
Damn, man, you blinded yourself with a drill???? Tough luck, bud. Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 12, 2020 02:24 PM (jjaLl) 200
183
Congrats blindie! Posted by: Xipe Totec-Death to AntiFa at June 12, 2020 02:24 PM (A5B6s) 201
Dojo dominating sock off
Posted by: josephistan at June 12, 2020 02:24 PM (Izzlo) 202
David French looks at this with the typical neo-con mindset: CHAZ is just one good carpet-bombing and one leader-assassination away from "welcoming western democracy with open arms."
Hasn't worked yet, but they're darn sure it will some day. Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 12, 2020 02:24 PM (FtO5h) 203
187 @Rickersam3
Going Going Gandhi? Call to tear down Gandhi statutes in England due to his racism.. https://tinyurl.com/y9ljcmjq Posted by: Tami at June 12, 2020 02:23 PM (cF8AT) When everything has been torn down, burned out or eradicated, all that will be left is... people who think differently. I know I've seen that movie before but the name escapes me... Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 02:25 PM (s2VJv) 204
>>He complained once that Earth women were "too fragile." Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at June 12, 2020 02:23 PM (HaL55)
I hate to ask/but are friends electric?/Mine's broke down/and now I've no one to love... Posted by: Zod Numan and Tubeway Army at June 12, 2020 02:25 PM (XzT/D) 205
You can now call me Blindie.
Yes, my +3 Drill of Precision has helped me check another box on the home improvement checklist. Posted by: ace at June 12, 2020 02:22 PM (PbpT7) Hate to break it to you boss, but the pointy end goes towards the wall, not your eye. Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 12, 2020 02:25 PM (pdDI8) 206
Super Christian David French believes CHAZ is peaceful and friendly.
There's something wrong with the boy. Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 12, 2020 02:25 PM (Uu+Jp) 207
re 171: about half in Canada. Terrence and Philip will be devastated.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 12, 2020 02:25 PM (4a9Vv) 208
Is "crooked baseball caps" still a thing?
The caps are on straight, it's the head that's all crooked. Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at June 12, 2020 02:25 PM (HaL55) 209
Sometimes you just have to call a patriot a patriot
Posted by: REDACTED at June 12, 2020 02:25 PM (JgrP5) 210
I was that way back in the Navy. Around a year before I got out I decided to clean up my language. Interestingly, a number of the guys on my submarine decided to do the same thing at the same time. It helped.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 12, 2020 02:20 PM (ExV1e) ________________________ I knew I had to clean up my language when I told a drive through cashier to get the dick out of his mouth and speak clearly. Also, people were laughing at me when I said "over" and "out". I may have beadwindowed a guy at work, but no one can confirm that. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 12, 2020 02:25 PM (xfb67) Posted by: fixerupper at June 12, 2020 02:25 PM (8XRCm) Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2020 02:25 PM (ZLI7S) 213
You just want your next meal pre-tenderized....
Posted by: fixerupper at June 12, 2020 02:24 PM (8XRCm) LOL...yeah actually. "officer is that road kill? I'll throw it in the back of my truck. Sure. You're welcome." Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 12, 2020 02:25 PM (XEfKE) 214
>>You can now call me Blindie.
You finally did it? The hair on your palms was a warning, you know that? Posted by: garrett at June 12, 2020 02:25 PM (FUfU7) 215
183 by the way, I don't wanna brag or nothing, but you don't have to call me Shelvie anymore. You can now call me Blindie. You shot out one your eyes with a nail gun? Oh, ace, you're adorable! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2020 02:25 PM (pNxlR) 216
I wish I could still do physical labor. so tired of staring at a screen all day. I found this article about sitting on the floor to be interesting:
https://tinyurl.com/y9h5g9eq I plan to try some of these exercises and see if I can be more active. Posted by: notsothoreau at June 12, 2020 02:26 PM (JKNZq) 217
Even though I enjoyed that take-down immensely, I gotta limit my dosage with this stuff. Pegs the rage meter a tad too much.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 12, 2020 02:26 PM (EgshT) 218
to hell with the Cops show being canceled
here it is They need sponsor logos on their riot gear like race cars. "And that last ASP baton strike by Officer Yanet G. was brought to you by Tide (tm) !!" Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 12, 2020 02:26 PM (1vWDB) 219
You can now call me Blindie.
Yes, my +3 Drill of Precision has helped me check another box on the home improvement checklist. Posted by: ace at June 12, 2020 02:22 PM (PbpT7) ======== You're gonna need to something far more epic than blinds before the shelvie moniker gets sidelined. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 12, 2020 02:24 PM (LvTSG) I guess it depends if vertical or horizontal, or fabric electric... Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2020 02:26 PM (2OVCl) 220
Have I got a reciprocating saw for YOU!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton Wait, why does it have a flesh-colored cover on it? Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 12, 2020 02:26 PM (ZxG8D) 221
French is right about the street fighters in one way. The vicious inhabitants presented in the Mad Max "state of nature" world would be hardened by actual life and death survival, not like Antifags coddled by a system that looks the other way while they destroy storefronts and conk old people over the head for walking their dogs, and brings them porta-potties and vegan pizza when they declare secession. As they are on a path to discover for themselves. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 12, 2020 02:26 PM (wE6hf) 222
BREAKING on XINN: David French announces candidacy against Trump; forms new, conservative political organization called The Tupperware Party. Developing ...
Posted by: ShainS -- No more half measures, Donald at June 12, 2020 02:26 PM (7fIh6) 223
These days I carry a baseball bat in the backseat. Just sayin. Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 12, 2020 02:22 PM (lcQJG) === Have a glove and ball in the car too. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 12, 2020 02:26 PM (pw+jk) Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 12, 2020 02:26 PM (LvTSG) Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at June 12, 2020 02:27 PM (fpc+A) 226
>>>but when can we call you "chefie"?
i cook lots of stuff. Easy stuff, but it's stuff. I've been making italian subs lately. Using low carb tortillas as "bread." (It works okay!) One thing I found out is that you're supposed to soak the onions, after you cut them sandwich style, for 15 minutes before putting them on the sandwich. also, a lot of people already know this, but: The correct knife to slice a tomato with is the bread knife. Sounds crazy, but it delivers perfectly sliced tomatoes, and you can get real thin with it. Posted by: ace at June 12, 2020 02:27 PM (PbpT7) 227
A friend once told me that unmarked cop cars had the same rims as standard cop cars, but this one seems to have cheap looking hub caps.
Posted by: Sean hannity at June 12, 2020 02:23 PM (Izzlo) It's always amused me that in Texas, all of the "unmarked cars" carry Texas Exempt license plates, meaning anyone who knows much can spot them right off. Posted by: Tom Servo at June 12, 2020 02:27 PM (V2Yro) 228
You can now call me Blindie.
Yes, my +3 Drill of Precision has helped me check another box on the home improvement checklist. Posted by: ace at June 12, 2020 02:22 PM (PbpT7) You blinded yourself trying to put up more shelves? Posted by: ... at June 12, 2020 02:27 PM (uEbPt) 229
When Louisville Slugger was still owned by Hillerich, they frequently had large orders going to overseas police departments.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at June 12, 2020 02:27 PM (C1Lsn) 230
'Ettes of the Horde --- UNITE!
Posted by: IrishEi at June 12, 2020 02:13 PM (sGotD) I was a civilian Army employee for a while. I worked with three active duty females and one male. The females were always either pregnant, on maternity leave, or needed special times set aside during the day to pump breast milk. I would just think to myself, and what exactly happens if you have to get deployed somewhere? Posted by: Jordan61 at June 12, 2020 02:27 PM (fngNQ) Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 12, 2020 02:27 PM (FtO5h) 232
Have a glove and ball in the car too.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 12, 2020 02:26 PM (pw+jk) Nice disguise. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 12, 2020 02:27 PM (XEfKE) 233
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You just want your next meal pre-tenderized.... Posted by: fixerupper at June 12, 2020 02:24 PM (8XRCm) Actually, one of those heavy cast aluminum meat tenderizing mallets would make a pretty nasty street weapon, especially the side that has the pyramidal spikes on it. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 02:27 PM (s2VJv) Posted by: Dr Spank at June 12, 2020 02:27 PM (s6Kkz) 235
I was talking to Mrs Fixer last night about Live PD being canceled. She pipes up .... "Really??? Its looks like its on every channel now 24/7". Love that woman. Posted by: fixerupper at June 12, 2020 02:28 PM (8XRCm) 236
>>>You're gonna need to something far more epic than blinds before the shelvie moniker gets sidelined.
I'm going to put the TV up on a wall bracket this weekend. Posted by: ace at June 12, 2020 02:28 PM (PbpT7) 237
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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 12, 2020 02:26 PM (LvTSG) Can't be said enough! Posted by: WeBoned! at June 12, 2020 02:28 PM (8k7U7) 238
Low testosterone has an interestign effect in men, by the way: It makes you a poorer thinker. And men find it more difficult to focus, which results in these "men" seeking out low-attention-span diversions like... More Twitter. It isn't exactly related, but that reminds me of a passage from Camille Paglia's Sexual Personae. "And the Apollonian line of western rationality has produced the modern aggressive woman who can think like a man and write obnoxious books." Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 12, 2020 02:28 PM (X6zk/) 239
236 >>>You're gonna need to something far more epic than blinds before the shelvie moniker gets sidelined.
I'm going to put the TV up on a wall bracket this weekend. Posted by: ace at June 12, 2020 02:28 PM (PbpT7) ========= I feel like you should be doing things that even I haven't done. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 12, 2020 02:28 PM (LvTSG) Posted by: garrett at June 12, 2020 02:28 PM (FUfU7) 241
Has Hogg Boy emigrated to CHAZ
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 12, 2020 02:29 PM (Uu+Jp) 242
236 >>>You're gonna need to something far more epic than blinds before the shelvie moniker gets sidelined.
I'm going to put the TV up on a wall bracket this weekend. Posted by: ace at June 12, 2020 02:28 PM (PbpT7) Call me. Okay? I'm free. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 02:29 PM (s2VJv) 243
that's what burns my beans.
Regionalism? Archaic? Your own mot just? I mostly come here for the etymology. Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 12, 2020 02:29 PM (gd9RK) 244
I think it is time for common-sense skateboard control. Especially the assault skateboards, you know the ones with the wheels. Also, pieces of wood, metal or plastics that could potentially accommodate wheels. Also must be 21 years or older. Mandatory education programs and registration and mental health reviews. You know, just common sense measures.
Posted by: Mr. Barky at June 12, 2020 02:29 PM (hKi6n) 245
Have a glove and ball in the car too.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 12, 2020 02:26 PM (pw+jk) What should I use as cover for my expandable baton? Posted by: Jordan61 at June 12, 2020 02:29 PM (fngNQ) 246
"WHERE ARE YOU TAKING HER!? WHERE ARE YOU TAKING HER!? "
--- Would these be the US Marshals who are doing the scooping? You couldn't possibly rely on the locals to do anything like this. And since they've been designated a terrorist group I would think they would have the jurisdiction to do so Posted by: Pete Seria at June 12, 2020 02:29 PM (7ZQe3) 247
Herbert! Herbert! Herbert!
Posted by: Space Hippie 2020 at June 12, 2020 02:29 PM (aKsyK) 248
It's totes peaceful and friendly but ALSO Trump is a failure for letting it go on. Floor wax, dessert topping, some assembly required.
Posted by: ... at June 12, 2020 02:29 PM (uEbPt) 249
I'm going to put the TV up on a wall bracket this weekend.
Posted by: ace at June 12, 2020 02:28 PM (PbpT7) Please please please please please have someone taking video! Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 12, 2020 02:29 PM (jjaLl) Posted by: garrett at June 12, 2020 02:29 PM (FUfU7) 251
A "Blindie" sounds like a refreshing tropical drink.
Posted by: Weasel at June 12, 2020 02:29 PM (MVjcR) 252
I noticed that I haven't seen any of those guys in Hawaiian shirts
Posted by: Obiwan at June 12, 2020 02:30 PM (3aI0K) 253
247 Herbert! Herbert! Herbert!
Posted by: Space Hippie 2020 at June 12, 2020 02:29 PM (aKsyK) "Steppin' into CHAZ, Yay brother..." Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 02:30 PM (s2VJv) 254
If little Davey doesn't think the "Right Wing Media" (whateverthefvck that is) is accurate in their "portrayals". why the f*ck is he fantasizing about Rambo?
Posted by: McLurkerson at June 12, 2020 02:30 PM (oBMKp) Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 12, 2020 02:30 PM (OOdcU) 256
What should I use as cover for my expandable baton?
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 12, 2020 02:29 PM (fngNQ) Hot date with Tonya Harding. Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 12, 2020 02:30 PM (FtO5h) Posted by: ace at June 12, 2020 02:30 PM (PbpT7) 258
Might need a stud finder.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 12, 2020 02:30 PM (xfb67) 259
MiamiPD - remarkably different experience, watching it with or without sound. Needs yakkitysax or 1812 overture. Or ride of the Valkyries.
Posted by: miserable whiner at June 12, 2020 02:30 PM (q1pbo) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2020 02:30 PM (2OVCl) 261
Blindie was a shit band in the seventies. Did I say shit? I meant hit. Yeah.
Posted by: JuJuBee at June 12, 2020 02:30 PM (COzlW) 262
The Washington Post would never just make up a wild-assed conspiracy theory
Posted by: WaPo at June 12, 2020 02:30 PM (3aI0K) 263
257 >>>Please please please please please have someone taking video!
nah it'll be fine Posted by: ace at June 12, 2020 02:30 PM (PbpT7) ========= Why did the phrase "famous last words" suddenly flash in my mind? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 12, 2020 02:30 PM (LvTSG) 264
@223
Excellent suggestion. And might I add that if one has to swing away, by all means go for the low strike zone/knee level. Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 12, 2020 02:31 PM (lcQJG) 265
You can now call me Blindie.
Yes, my +3 Drill of Precision has helped me check another box on the home improvement checklist. Posted by: ace at June 12, 2020 02:22 PM (PbpT7 Ace blinded me with power tools. Posted by: Thomas Dolby at June 12, 2020 02:31 PM (qgsQ1) 266
I'd be amused if a bunch of lefties tried to renounce their citizenship and move to CHAZ but wound up in Chad instead.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 12, 2020 02:31 PM (Uu+Jp) 267
Every Leftist is guilty. May they all suffer...
Posted by: Chris M at June 12, 2020 02:31 PM (eAZVt) Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 12, 2020 02:31 PM (FtO5h) 269
I like the tactic of letting CHAZ play out for a bit while maintaining a nebulous "I'll eventually come clean that mess up for you".
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to hell with the Cops show being canceled here it is They need sponsor logos on their riot gear like race cars. "And that last ASP baton strike by Officer Yanet G. was brought to you by Tide (tm) !!" Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 12, 2020 02:26 PM (1vWDB) "Wow, watch how fast that officer put the ziptie cuffs on that thug. And this segment brought to you by Hefty Garbage Bags. We're here to bring out the trash, just like these officers." Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 12, 2020 02:31 PM (N39Ws) 271
#BlackCopsMatter
Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 12, 2020 02:31 PM (WwTwF) 272
254 If little Davey doesn't think the "Right Wing Media" (whateverthefvck that is) is accurate in their "portrayals". why the f*ck is he fantasizing about Rambo?
Posted by: McLurkerson at June 12, 2020 02:30 PM (oBMKp) Maybe he wanted to put up a clip of Spats Provolone but that was all he could find. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 02:31 PM (s2VJv) 273
"Steppin' into CHAZ,
Yay brother..." Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 02:30 PM (s2VJv) ------ Far out, Herbert. Posted by: fixerupper at June 12, 2020 02:31 PM (8XRCm) 274
The young female officer at 1:40 would ride you hard and put you up wet. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2020 02:31 PM (pNxlR) 275
I'm going to put the TV up on a wall bracket this weekend.
Posted by: ace at June 12, 2020 02:28 PM (PbpT7) Remember 16" on center for them studs. Posted by: WeBoned! at June 12, 2020 02:31 PM (8k7U7) 276
ace, I wish I could remember who it was but someone on twitter the other day said, "I wish ace hadn't blocked me. I want to tell him I was wrong."
I didn't have the heart to tell him you haven't posted on twitter in 2 1/2 years. I'll have to see if I can find who it was.... Posted by: Tami at June 12, 2020 02:31 PM (cF8AT) 277
An Italian village that bills itself as "COVID-free" is attempting to
attract new residents by selling homes for $1 -- but the new owners must promise to renovate the houses. Cinquefrondi, in the southern region of Calabria, bills itself as a "COVID-free village," as there haven't been any confirmed coronavirus cases reported in the community, and the Calabria region has one of Italy's lowest levels of reported cases. Posted by: SMOD at June 12, 2020 02:31 PM (3aI0K) 278
>>nah it'll be fine
Couple 16 penny nails is all you need to hang a TV, Ace. Remember, measure twice and cut once. Posted by: garrett at June 12, 2020 02:32 PM (FUfU7) 279
I'm going to put the TV up on a wall bracket this weekend.
Posted by: ace at June 12, 2020 02:28 PM (PbpT7) leave a couch cushion under it for a few hours after install. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 12, 2020 02:32 PM (XEfKE) 280
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258 Might need a stud finder. OK, is this advice for Ace or David French now? Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 12, 2020 02:31 PM (FtO5h) You called? Posted by: Paolo at June 12, 2020 02:32 PM (N39Ws) 281
I 100% support David French spending a week in CHAZ.
I'll even kick in $10 for bus fare to get him there. Posted by: bluebell at June 12, 2020 02:32 PM (/669Q) 282
Actually, one of those heavy cast aluminum meat tenderizing mallets would make a pretty nasty street weapon, especially the side that has the pyramidal spikes on it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 02:27 PM (s2VJv) I smashed my finger with one of those damn things earlier this week. Posted by: Jordan61 at June 12, 2020 02:32 PM (Ez6QX) 283
I know Insty has a crusade about the right to film the police, but shit like this is why I'm always a big hesitant.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 12, 2020 02:32 PM (SgjGX) Posted by: Flyover at June 12, 2020 02:32 PM (Rbu5d) 285
I'm going to put the TV up on a wall bracket this weekend.
Posted by: ace at June 12, 2020 02:28 PM (PbpT7) this is fun stuff Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2020 02:32 PM (2OVCl) 286
OT Kate Brown D Guv, OR, and brother of Jerry Moonbeam Brown, has delayed the phase 1 Portland opening, which was today. Why? Because a spike in COVAD cases. Except EVERY OTHER VIRUS IN HISTORY is measured by the DEATH rate, not the INFECTION rate. COVAD is now down around .01% death rate. And it continues to go down as we test more people for the WuFlu. The truth is we know who is at risk, who is not, and what to do. There is no reason to keep the healthy population under 65 from a functionally working population. Real data, collected over time, provides us this information. The infection rate is meaningless. But against the Progda agenda. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 12, 2020 02:32 PM (sy5kK) 287
Blindie was a shit band in the seventies. Did I say shit? I meant hit. Yeah.
Everyone knows we were the band that defined the 70s. Posted by: Starland Vocal Band at June 12, 2020 02:32 PM (qgsQ1) 288
Fake news. Cornhole ratings hit 41 year high.
Posted by: Chunk Hunger at June 12, 2020 02:20 PM (uhPTO) https://americancornhole.com/ Posted by: rhennigantx at June 12, 2020 02:23 PM (JFO2v) === Still kills me that CORNHOLE championships are sponsored by JOHNSONville Sausages. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 12, 2020 02:32 PM (pw+jk) 289
261 Blindie was a shit band in the seventies. Did I say shit? I meant hit.
"Eye of Glass" was my favorite. Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 12, 2020 02:32 PM (FtO5h) Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 12, 2020 02:32 PM (X6zk/) 291
259 MiamiPD - remarkably different experience, watching it with or without sound. Needs yakkitysax or 1812 overture. Or ride of the Valkyries.
Posted by: miserable whiner at June 12, 2020 02:30 PM (q1pbo) You have to play the video in a loop with "Dark Side of the Moon" under it. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 02:32 PM (s2VJv) 292
Remember, install the wall bracket 1st then attach the television.
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 12, 2020 02:32 PM (s6Kkz) Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2020 02:33 PM (ZLI7S) 294
So is this the Conservative Case for Microstates?
You're a bad Christian if you don't want Autonomous Zones? Posted by: McLurkerson at June 12, 2020 02:33 PM (oBMKp) 295
After weeks of focusing on a call for police reform, House Speaker Nancy
Pelosi, Dopey-Calif., renewed her push for gun control Friday Posted by: SMOD at June 12, 2020 02:33 PM (3aI0K) 296
It's a vicious cycle. Or should I say: a vicious soycle. ___________ LOL. I've got a fevah, and the only cure is more popsoycle! * Hmmm ... ponders new invention * Posted by: ShainS -- No more half measures, Donald at June 12, 2020 02:33 PM (7fIh6) 297
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The young female officer at 1:40 would ride you hard and put you up wet. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2020 02:31 PM (pNxlR) I'd let her. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 12, 2020 02:33 PM (N39Ws) 298
I prefer Toonces the Shelving Cat, the cat who could hang a shelf.
He blinds himself while hanging a shelf. Toonces the Shelving Cat Posted by: ... at June 12, 2020 02:33 PM (uEbPt) 299
289 261 Blindie was a shit band in the seventies. Did I say shit? I meant hit.
"Eye of Glass" was my favorite. Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 12, 2020 02:32 PM (FtO5h) Golf clap. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 02:33 PM (s2VJv) 300
If jenny the mayor is correct and capitol hill district has always been a bit autonomous (i take it to mean Haight Ashbury hippieville) then the residents and businesses were once supporters of the kind of bs that resulted in CHAZ. So fuck them and their businesses.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 12, 2020 02:33 PM (dNzKv) 301
Now the protofascists kiddie rioters are defacing statues of abolitionists in Philadelphia. Ignorance has a cost, and the Philly police want to extract it's last, full measure.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at June 12, 2020 02:33 PM (NVYyb) 302
I'm going to put the TV up on a wall bracket this weekend. Posted by: ace At least modern TVs don't weigh as much as the old ones. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 12, 2020 02:33 PM (aKsyK) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 12, 2020 02:33 PM (r+sAi) 304
The Sheriff in Miami is not a joker in any way. Neither is the one in Jacksonville, which is a big part of why the convention will go there.
People will be able to peacefully protest, but if Antifa thinks they are going to light up many areas of FL, they are sorely mistaken. Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at June 12, 2020 02:33 PM (JRaU+) 305
"Actually, one of those heavy cast aluminum meat tenderizing mallets would make a pretty nasty street weapon, especially the side that has the pyramidal spikes on it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 02:27 PM (s2VJv)" The problem is how to fit the gas oven in the seat next to it. Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 12, 2020 02:33 PM (lcQJG) 306
292 Remember, install the wall bracket 1st then attach the television.
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 12, 2020 02:32 PM (s6Kkz) Dude, knock it off with the Polish jokes! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 02:33 PM (s2VJv) 307
Blindie was a shit band in the seventies. Did I say shit? I meant hit.
"Eye of Glass" was my favorite. Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 12, 2020 02:32 PM (FtO5h) ------- "Ruptured" had more commercial success. Posted by: fixerupper at June 12, 2020 02:34 PM (8XRCm) 308
Does it bother anyone else that a stud finder doesn't really find the stud, it just finds a nail or screw?
That's always bugged me. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 12, 2020 02:34 PM (xfb67) 309
So Chicago mayor Dykefoot is now moving along with reopening the what's left of Chicago. Restaurants can have outdoor seating starting today. What's that you say? More "protests" are scheduled for today. So much for reopening. Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 12, 2020 02:34 PM (Jil6h) 310
The problem is how to fit the gas oven in the seat next to it.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 12, 2020 02:33 PM (lcQJG) ---- Fuckin Germans. Always the same. Posted by: fixerupper at June 12, 2020 02:34 PM (8XRCm) 311
Social media is brainwashing people.
Seriously. They are so wrapped up in their lil' bubble, tweeting the same damn slogans, pictures and clips, they are oblivious to reality. Let me put this in terms they may understand: Guyz, time to leave the Holodeck and join the real world. Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2020 02:35 PM (bDqIh) 312
Apropos of French, Mattis, others - "And he who is not sufficiently courageous even to defend his soul - don't let him be proud of his progressive views, don't let him boast that he is an academician or a people's artist, a merited figure or a general - let him say to himself, 'I am in the herd, and a coward'." Solzhenitsyn
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 12, 2020 02:35 PM (nFRLh) 313
Does it bother anyone else that a stud finder doesn't really find the stud, it just finds a nail or screw?
------- Ummmmm...... Posted by: fixerupper at June 12, 2020 02:35 PM (8XRCm) 314
After weeks of focusing on a call for police reform, House Speaker Nancy
Pelosi, Dopey-Calif., renewed her push for gun control Friday Posted by: SMOD at June 12, 2020 02:33 PM (3aI0K) I called it. The left was going to use the violent protests and "far right" involvement to justify more gun control. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 12, 2020 02:35 PM (dNzKv) 315
We all know that Miami has a large Hispanic population, I doubt they would put up with the black shit going on. I have lived a bit in the city, and its a lot nicer than many people think, South Beach, much to rich and gay for me.
Posted by: Colin at June 12, 2020 02:35 PM (30CAi) 316
Now, hit my hand with that shovel.
Posted by: Just the Punchline at June 12, 2020 02:35 PM (OOdcU) 317
310 The problem is how to fit the gas oven in the seat next to it.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 12, 2020 02:33 PM (lcQJG) ---- Fuckin Germans. Always the same. Posted by: fixerupper at June 12, 2020 02:34 PM (8XRCm) I detected that opportunity immediately but backed away. And yet, you rose to the challenge. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 02:35 PM (s2VJv) 318
269 I like the tactic of letting CHAZ play out for a bit while maintaining a nebulous "I'll eventually come clean that mess up for you".
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 12, 2020 02:31 PM (dNzKv) I'm now thinking this entire "CHAZ" thing is just a giant COSPLAY stunt being orchestrated by Mayor Jenny herself for her own political purposes, and Inslee is her silent partner. the people inside CHAZ are just pawns. Posted by: Tom Servo at June 12, 2020 02:35 PM (V2Yro) 319
Does it bother anyone else that a stud finder doesn't really find the stud, it just finds a nail or screw?
Barry O: Stud? Nail? Screw? Tell me more!!!!! Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 12, 2020 02:35 PM (Jil6h) 320
So is this the Conservative Case for Microstates?
You're a bad Christian if you don't want Autonomous Zones? Posted by: McLurkerson at June 12, 2020 02:33 PM (oBMKp) In fairness, localism and decentralization are a conservative position. Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 12, 2020 02:35 PM (SgjGX) 321
notsothoreau
Look up Liberty State website. It's feeble and is hung up on legalities and probably doomed unless the shit actually hits the fan. I'm hoping it comes to pass. Maybe first as an autonomous zone Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at June 12, 2020 02:36 PM (d9Irc) Posted by: irongrampa at June 12, 2020 02:36 PM (KATBx) Posted by: Gooshy at June 12, 2020 02:36 PM (E55GO) 324
Remember, install the wall bracket 1st then attach the television.
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 12, 2020 02:32 PM (s6Kkz) Dude, knock it off with the Polish jokes! Posted by: J.J. Sefton *snort Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2020 02:36 PM (eii2u) 325
After weeks of focusing on a call for police reform, House Speaker Nancy
Pelosi, Dopey-Calif., renewed her push for gun control Friday Can't terrorize the suburban/rural areas if the licals are armed. Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 12, 2020 02:36 PM (qgsQ1) 326
My testosterone levels must be at David French levels. I was bending some 1" EMT yesterday (and need to do some more today), and that was much harder than it used to be. Of course, the RA probably doesn't help either. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 12, 2020 02:36 PM (rCwaK) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2020 02:36 PM (2OVCl) 328
"I am telling you, I am guaranteeing you, that for every hour you spend on Twitter per day, on average, your testosterone level drops by 100 units.*"
Objection. Assumes facts not in evidence. These people have zero testosterone to begin with. Posted by: Marcus T at June 12, 2020 02:36 PM (VpIIl) Posted by: Zombie Peter Falk at June 12, 2020 02:36 PM (aKsyK) 330
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What should I use as cover for my expandable baton? Posted by: Jordan61 at June 12, 2020 02:29 PM (fngNQ) Hot date with Tonya Harding. Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 12, 2020 02:30 PM (FtO5h) Tonya has graduated to metal hubcaps.https://tinyurl.com/yc6ezexx Posted by: Mr. Barky at June 12, 2020 02:37 PM (hKi6n) 331
Does it bother anyone else that a stud finder doesn't really find the stud, it just finds a nail or screw? That's always bugged me. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 12, 2020 02:34 PM (xfb67) Those are the old school units that NEVER worked right. The newer ones use ultrasound, so that they just USUALLY don't work. Progress, thy name is Black and Decker. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 12, 2020 02:37 PM (X6zk/) 332
>>Does it bother anyone else that a stud finder doesn't really find the stud, it just finds a nail or screw?
That's not how they work. And start with a known stud. Your Outlet Box will be nailed to one. Then confirm stud location based on 16" Center. Then confirm with finder. Posted by: garrett at June 12, 2020 02:37 PM (fGpL8) 333
Lol! Someone dug up Pelosi's speech at Senator Byrd's funeral.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 12, 2020 02:37 PM (xfb67) 334
They should have pepper-sprayed all those animals.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at June 12, 2020 02:37 PM (Ndje9) 335
US Rep. Bobby Rush said at least eight cops and supervisors ducked into his district office at 54th Street and South Wentworth Avenue on June 1 while looting stemming from George Floyd protests went largely unchecked outside, the Chicago Tribune reported Thursday.
"One was asleep on my couch in my campaign office," Rush said at a press conference. "They even had the unmitigated gall to go and make coffee for themselves and to pop popcorn, my popcorn, in my microwave while looters were tearing apart businesses within sight and within their reach." "They were in a mode of relaxation and they did not care about what was happening to businesspeople, to this city," he said. "They didn't care. They absolutely didn't care." That complaint would be much more valid if it weren't coming from a co-founder of the Illinois Black Panther Party. Posted by: SMOD at June 12, 2020 02:37 PM (3aI0K) 336
> Would love to see his pasty, fat body stumble out of Chaz after being raped
Dude. There are some things that even a schizophrenic meth addict won't do. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 12, 2020 02:38 PM (hKLpI) 337
Are there been any Hispanics on the side of BLM? I sure don't see any.
Posted by: Chris M at June 12, 2020 02:38 PM (eAZVt) 338
>>Does it bother anyone else that a stud finder doesn't really find the stud, it just finds a nail or screw?
That's always bugged me. - - - - In HS I worked in a hardware store. AT the checkout, among the impulse buy items, they had stud censors. Here's what almost every guy did: Picks it up, points it at themselves, and says "Oh, it found a stud!" *wink, giggle* Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2020 02:38 PM (bDqIh) 339
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, Dopey-Calif., renewed her push for gun control Friday
Posted by: SMOD -- Funny, millions of democrats just bought their first gun in the past two months. I don't think they want then taken. Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 12, 2020 02:38 PM (kA3Cp) 340
The young female officer at 1:40 would ride you hard and put you up wet.
Not that there's anything wrong with that. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2020 02:31 PM (pNxlR) I'd let her. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 12, 2020 02:33 PM (N39Ws) The one at 1:15 looks like a spinner. Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 12, 2020 02:38 PM (ufFY8) 341
I detected that opportunity immediately but backed away. And yet, you rose to the challenge.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 02:35 PM (s2VJv) ----- *fistbump* Its cause Im all Kraut. *I* can get away with it. Kinda like Polish people screwing up the punch line to Polish jokes... Posted by: fixerupper at June 12, 2020 02:38 PM (8XRCm) 342
295 After weeks of focusing on a call for police reform, House Speaker Nancy
Pelosi, Dopey-Calif., renewed her push for gun control Friday Posted by: SMOD at June 12, 2020 02:33 PM (3aI0K) My Instagram feed is being swamped with "sandy hook" petitions the last few days. Posted by: browndog at June 12, 2020 02:38 PM (BgMrQ) Posted by: ... at June 12, 2020 02:38 PM (iUIKZ) 344
Fuckin Germans.
Always the same. Posted by: fixerupper at June 12, 2020 02:34 PM (8XRCm) Don't mention the war. Or Fawlty Towers any more Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 12, 2020 02:38 PM (Jil6h) 345
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In HS I worked in a hardware store. AT the checkout, among the impulse buy items, they had stud censors. Here's what almost every guy did: Picks it up, points it at themselves, and says "Oh, it found a stud!" *wink, giggle* Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2020 02:38 PM (bDqIh) ========= And you slept with every single one of 'em. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 12, 2020 02:39 PM (LvTSG) 346
Maybe a YouTube link for that Miami video? Please?
Posted by: Gooshy at June 12, 2020 02:36 PM (E55GO) --------- If you're asking because you can't play the video, trying clinking on the time and date underneath it. That will take you to the original tweet and you should be able to watch it there. Posted by: bluebell at June 12, 2020 02:39 PM (/669Q) 347
**waits**
Posted by: garrett at June 12, 2020 02:39 PM (fGpL8) Posted by: willow at June 12, 2020 02:39 PM (/s4zL) 349
I called it. The left was going to use the violent protests and "far right" involvement to justify more gun control.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 12, 2020 02:35 PM (dNzKv) We could redefine gun control. Or "reimagine it" as they say. Say, Free guns, ammo and training for all conservative Trump supporters. No guns or police protection or private security with guns for the Democrats. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2020 02:39 PM (2OVCl) 350
Those are the old school units that NEVER worked right. The newer ones use ultrasound, so that they just USUALLY don't work.
Progress, thy name is Black and Decker. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 12, 2020 02:37 PM (X6zk/) *looks over both shoulders, whispers* I hear that Tracy gal is the one to ask if you are looking for studs. Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 12, 2020 02:39 PM (A5zUN) 351
Is it wrong that I cheered when I saw these cops swarm the little creeps and start cuffing them? I was disappointed that there wasn't any taser use going on...
That lady cop looks badass and like she can rough someone up, but I gotta say, I don't like seeing women in the middle of this kind of shit - especially without a helmet. Those creepazoids are slinging weapons (skateboards count) around left and right, getting cheap shots in on the cops as they're engaged with others. Even scrawny guys have an advantage over a woman. It's biological fact. Posted by: soulpile at June 12, 2020 02:39 PM (rwZk1) 352
Does spending all day on Twitter and importing African Children indicate a very low testosterone level?
To me, this seems rudimentary. Posted by: Marcus T at June 12, 2020 02:39 PM (VpIIl) 353
In fairness, localism and decentralization are a conservative position. Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 12, 2020 02:35 PM (SgjGX) within limits - when localities decide that they no longer need certain parts of the Bill of Rights, then a higher level has got to step in. Posted by: Tom Servo at June 12, 2020 02:39 PM (V2Yro) 354
> Does it bother anyone else that a stud finder doesn't really find the stud, it just finds a nail or screw?
Every time I try to use a stud finder, it just keeps pointing at me. (rimshot!) Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 12, 2020 02:39 PM (hKLpI) 355
stud censors <<<<<
They ask all kinds of questions on that census don't they? I of course answered Yes. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 12, 2020 02:39 PM (r+sAi) 356
Are there been any Hispanics on the side of BLM? I sure don't see any.
Posted by: Chris M at June 12, 2020 02:38 PM (eAZVt) In Chicago and Cicero IL, Hispanic gangs were beating the shit out of looters. Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 12, 2020 02:40 PM (Jil6h) 357
Those are the old school units that NEVER worked right. The newer ones use ultrasound, so that they just USUALLY don't work.
Progress, thy name is Black and Decker. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 12, 2020 02:37 PM (X6zk/) *looks over both shoulders, whispers* I hear that Tracy gal is the one to ask if you are looking for studs. Or Reggie Love. Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 12, 2020 02:40 PM (A5zUN) Posted by: Nancy French at June 12, 2020 02:40 PM (2M/TV) 359
It's always amused me that in Texas, all of the "unmarked cars" carry Texas Exempt license plates, meaning anyone who knows much can spot them right off.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 12, 2020 02:27 PM In a past life I did consulting at the Massachusetts Registry of Motor Vehicles (RMV). They had a separate system for State Police undercover vehicles. Too many spies in the whole agency you see were trying to get that information. Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at June 12, 2020 02:40 PM (fpc+A) 360
27 IIRC soy is loaded with estrogen and is recommended not to be a large part of any diet to developing teenagers.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 12, 2020 02:07 PM (r+sAi) Raw soy, estrogen-like compounds (attaches to brain receptors. Fermenting soy destroys (or greatly lessens, I don't remember off hand) these compounds. The Japanese fermented soy foods are actually good. What isnot good? Soy milk (traditionally, no such thing in J), edamame in large quantities, soy chips, roasted and flavored soy beans, soy "ice cream," soy cheese...You get the picture. all American products that the insurrectionists in Chazistan require. Posted by: Flyover at June 12, 2020 02:40 PM (Rbu5d) 361
There have been 164 Wuflu deaths in Oregon. They are locking it down now based on positive tests. Like there's never been a false positive.
Just read that deficiency in vitamin K could be a factor in severe cases. Wouldn't it be interesting if this turns out to be a disease that is mild except for those with nutritional deficiencies? Posted by: notsothoreau at June 12, 2020 02:40 PM (JKNZq) 362
Here's what almost every guy did: Picks it up, points it at themselves, and says "Oh, it found a stud!" *wink, giggle*
Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2020 02:38 PM (bDqIh) LOL. When we lived on base, they started asking everyone coming in if they had any weapons to declare. On day 2 of this, the gate guard asked my husband, and he said no. She said, "thank you for not flexing and saying 'just these guns' because that is getting REALLY old." Posted by: Jordan61 at June 12, 2020 02:40 PM (Ez6QX) 363
Lizzy my silly spouse runs it across his body leering.
What is it with guys Posted by: willow at June 12, 2020 02:40 PM (/s4zL) 364
"Are there been"? Derp!
Posted by: Chris M at June 12, 2020 02:40 PM (eAZVt) 365
317 310 The problem is how to fit the gas oven in the seat next to it.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 12, 2020 02:33 PM (lcQJG) ---- Fuckin Germans. Always the same. Posted by: fixerupper at June 12, 2020 02:34 PM (8XRCm) Don't mention the war! Posted by: Basil Fawlty at June 12, 2020 02:40 PM (Izzlo) 366
Today, President Donald J. Trump announced his intent to nominate the following individual to a key position in his Administration:
Bradley Hansell, of Virginia, to be Deputy Under Secretary of Defense for Intelligence and Security. Michael Wynne, of Florida, to be a Member of the Board of Visitors to the United States Air Force Academy. Steven D. Poulin, of Florida, to be Joint Task Force East Director, Department of Homeland Security. Posted by: SMOD at June 12, 2020 02:40 PM (3aI0K) 367
from the twitter comments:
"This is part of the rapid response team that was established after the McDuffie riots in 1980. Their job is to confront head-on with the protesters. The are not like other riot teams they don't try to intimidate or push the crowd, these guys confront them." Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 12, 2020 02:40 PM (WwTwF) 368
Able to watch video couple minutes ago, now I can't
Posted by: A dude in MI at June 12, 2020 02:40 PM (/6GbT) 369
266 I'd be amused if a bunch of lefties tried to renounce their citizenship and move to CHAZ but wound up in Chad instead. Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 12, 2020 02:31 PM (Uu+Jp) "Attention passengers, we'll be landing at N'Djamena International Airport in just a few minutes, please return your seats to their upright positions ... " Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2020 02:41 PM (pNxlR) 370
@8. I was impressed the police didn't shoot him... The police are the better people there, the peaceful protesters there the scum of the earth.
Posted by: Johnny Biface at June 12, 2020 02:41 PM (v7uSj) 371
>>It's always amused me that in Texas, all of the "unmarked cars" carry Texas Exempt license plates, meaning anyone who knows much can spot them right off.
In CT, for at least a few years, they had to have a lit Blue Dome inside or on them at night. Posted by: garrett at June 12, 2020 02:41 PM (fGpL8) 372
> within limits - when localities decide that they no longer need certain parts of the Bill of Rights, then a higher level has got to step in.
Yeah, the 14th Amendment is a thing, and has been for quite some time now. Also Article IV, Section 4. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 12, 2020 02:41 PM (hKLpI) 373
Are there been any Hispanics on the side of BLM? I sure don't see any.
Posted by: Chris M I'm sure some MEChA losers are up in that shit. Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 12, 2020 02:41 PM (ZxG8D) 374
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No one should eat unfermented soy in large quantities, imo. Posted by: Flyover at June 12, 2020 02:41 PM (Rbu5d) 375
Swinging a longboard at the back of a cops head on camera.....someone is making bad life choices.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 12, 2020 02:41 PM (e6g9x) 376
Does it bother anyone else that a stud finder doesn't really find the stud, it just finds a nail or screw?
Do they have a newsletter? Posted by: Sandra Flook at June 12, 2020 02:41 PM (EgshT) 377
> Going Going Gandhi? Call to tear down Gandhi statutes in England due to his racism..
Things are about to go nuclear. Posted by: perilisk at June 12, 2020 02:41 PM (9p+wn) 378
Yesterday Slow Joe said Trump was having a rally in Texas next week. Today, he said the rally was in Arizona.
How long are we supposed to pretend Biden isn't senile? Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2020 02:41 PM (ZLI7S) Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2020 02:42 PM (bDqIh) 380
Is anyone else as amused as I am that democrats are going crazy about tearing down statues that democrats built to commemorate democrats?
Posted by: Paul Morrison at June 12, 2020 02:42 PM (q9izF) 381
Gun control is dead. Nancy Pelosi and the dems just figured that out, which is why they're bleating. But until Joe Biden and Tank Abrams take over the country, it's dead. The films of the Minneapolis riots killed it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 12, 2020 02:42 PM (V2Yro) Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 12, 2020 02:42 PM (LxTcq) 383
378 Yesterday Slow Joe said Trump was having a rally in Texas next week. Today, he said the rally was in Arizona.
How long are we supposed to pretend Biden isn't senile? Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2020 02:41 PM (ZLI7S) ========= "Would you accept woefully uninformed and stupid?" -Biden campaign surrogate Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 12, 2020 02:42 PM (LvTSG) 384
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Is it wrong that I cheered when I saw these cops swarm the little creeps and start cuffing them? I was disappointed that there wasn't any taser use going on... That lady cop looks badass and like she can rough someone up, but I gotta say, I don't like seeing women in the middle of this kind of shit - especially without a helmet. Those creepazoids are slinging weapons (skateboards count) around left and right, getting cheap shots in on the cops as they're engaged with others. Even scrawny guys have an advantage over a woman. It's biological fact. Posted by: soulpile at June 12, 2020 02:39 PM (rwZk1) But the lady cop was wielding a night stick and basically daring any of the soi boys to come at her. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 12, 2020 02:42 PM (N39Ws) 385
362 Here's what almost every guy did: Picks it up, points it at themselves, and says "Oh, it found a stud!" *wink, giggle* Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2020 02:38 PM (bDqIh) As soon as I pick up one, I say, "Your work here is done!" Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2020 02:42 PM (pNxlR) 386
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 12, 2020 02:42 PM (Zz0t1) 387
I always check for soy in my foods.
Quick tip: natural grocers sells soy-free eggs (yes even your eggs can have soy if the feed used for chickens contained them) Posted by: Two Weeks From Being Dumb As Fuck at June 12, 2020 02:42 PM (+dsLj) Posted by: Gooshy at June 12, 2020 02:43 PM (E55GO) 389
David French on an expedition into CHAZ? The concept is hilarious. Like a Baptist minister wandering into a brothel and asking in a loud voice for a glass of lemonade.
Posted by: Paco at June 12, 2020 02:43 PM (hOjCo) 390
Those are the old school units that NEVER worked right. The newer ones use ultrasound, so that they just USUALLY don't work.
Progress, thy name is Black and Decker. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 12, 2020 02:37 PM (X6zk/) Best thing to use is a rare earth magnet. Almost everyone has an old mechanical hard drive laying around and those drives have two magnets inside you can harvest for free. Very powerful, if you stick them together you'll have a devil of a time getting them apart. Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 12, 2020 02:43 PM (pdDI8) Posted by: Chris M at June 12, 2020 02:43 PM (eAZVt) 392
381 Gun control is dead. Nancy Pelosi and the dems just figured that out, which is why they're bleating. But until Joe Biden and Tank Abrams take over the country, it's dead. The films of the Minneapolis riots killed it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 12, 2020 02:42 PM (V2Yro) =========== And yet, they'll still campaign for it. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 12, 2020 02:43 PM (LvTSG) 393
Ashley StClair @stclairashley
Brian Stelter is the human equivalent to a menstrual cramp Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 12, 2020 02:43 PM (HyRbI) 394
> I'm going to put the TV up on a wall bracket this weekend.
Posted by: ace at June 12, 2020 02:28 PM (PbpT7) here ya go wall-mounted flat screen TV visual guide https://tinyurl.com/ybckyfw5 Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 12, 2020 02:43 PM (iTXRQ) Posted by: William Eaton at June 12, 2020 02:43 PM (cfkTP) 396
That's a trained, law enforcement counter protest unit. What you saw is mostly their sole purpose in life- and they like their jobs.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 12, 2020 02:43 PM (VpIIl) 397
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, Dopey-Calif., renewed her push for gun control Friday
Posted by: SMOD 16 million AR-15 owners point to the nightly news in unison and say, "LOLGFY". They've lost the Gun Control argument for a generation and they know it. Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2020 02:43 PM (eii2u) 398
The Constitution guarantees a "republican form of government" for every state. If a state tried to set up a monarchy or dictatorship or something, that would be unconstitutional. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 12, 2020 02:43 PM (rCwaK) 399
373 Are there been any Hispanics on the side of BLM? I sure don't see any.
Posted by: Chris M I'm sure some MEChA losers are up in that shit. Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 12, 2020 02:41 PM (ZxG8D) Hispanics may not be "natural conservatives", but they're not stupid, either. They know that "black lives matter!" means that Hispanic Lives Don't. Posted by: Tom Servo at June 12, 2020 02:43 PM (V2Yro) 400
Nextdoor has informed me they are all in on the fight against racism And you better be too or you will be banned. You may disagree on details of just how fast we should surrender our rights but don't challenge the basic goodness of BLM and the race warriors or you are a racist.
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Has Hogg Boy emigrated to CHAZ Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 12, 2020 02:29 PM (Uu+Jp) _______ Can we have ICE deliver all illegal aliens capture to the border of CHAZ for entry into it? Posted by: ShainS -- No more half measures, Donald at June 12, 2020 02:43 PM (7fIh6) 402
The best stud finder I've found is a rare earth magnet. And it will stay right on the screw by itself
Posted by: Menack at June 12, 2020 02:43 PM (buTO7) 403
So, dude runs up and smashes a police car windshield with a bat and that car happens to be full of police at the time, they're NOT supposed to tackle and cuff the assailant?
"GET OFF HIM!!!!" Don't come at me with a bat, bro..... Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 12, 2020 02:43 PM (Zz0t1) 404
Jack his voters don't care. And govt doesn't mind think how free they will be
Posted by: willow at June 12, 2020 02:44 PM (/s4zL) 405
David French isn't strong enough to hold Rambo's dick.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 12, 2020 02:44 PM (VpIIl) 406
348 Tv mount? Remember when drilling screws in there's a reverse.
Said ..straight faced Posted by: willow at June 12, 2020 02:39 PM (/s4zL) About 30 years ago now (wow) I moved into a new apartment and my dad offered to help install a new lock on my metal front door. He was drilling and drilling and just couldn't get through. Sweat pouring off him and he was about to plotz. I looked at the drill and said, "Uh, dad? It's in reverse." He slapped his forehead and actually laughed. I miss that man. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 02:44 PM (s2VJv) 407
378 Yesterday Slow Joe said Trump was having a rally in Texas next week. Today, he said the rally was in Arizona. He's just "finding the range". Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2020 02:44 PM (pNxlR) 408
I am proud to announce the Brattleboro City Council has voted to start the Gay Lives Matter organization to protect persins of Alternative Lifestyles from Prederjice and Racism. We are doing something to help people with there lives...What have you done ???
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at June 12, 2020 02:44 PM (qM84C) 409
someone needs a skateboard enema
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I miss that man. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 02:44 PM (s2VJv) =========== Just show up to his voting precinct on election day. I'm sure you'll see him. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 12, 2020 02:45 PM (LvTSG) 411
Ashley StClair @stclairashley
Brian Stelter is the human equivalent to a menstrual cramp Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 12, 2020 02:43 PM (HyRbI) Tater is the best name for his looks. This comment is the best description of his personality. Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 12, 2020 02:45 PM (Zz0t1) 412
Fredo Cuomo attacked Trump's Director of the United States National Economic Council Larry Kudlow for saying that he doesn't believe there is systemic racism in the U.S. during the June 11 edition of CNN's Cuomo Prime Time.
To bolster his argument, Cuomo fired off a flurry of wealth inequality graphs attempting to prove his "fact" that systemic racism exists in America. He used the graphs to claim the "fundamental divide" between white and black wealth was "as wide now as it was the year Dr. [Martin Luther] King[, Jr.] was shot. So much for Trump's economy being the best ever for black people." The problem? All the graphs Cuomo used had data that stopped in 2016, when former President Barack Obama was still in office. The irony is that the chyron for the segment was headlined "The Data Is Clear." If anything was "clear," it was that Cuomo's cherry-picked data had nothing to do with the Trump economy at all. Posted by: SMOD at June 12, 2020 02:45 PM (3aI0K) 413
And in NYC, "Mayor" DeBlasio has promised a "full investigation" because some cop tased a 16 year old attending the riots.
Morale at the NYPD must be lower than the bottom of Nadler's gunt. Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 12, 2020 02:45 PM (lcQJG) 414
But the lady cop was wielding a night stick and basically daring any of the soi boys to come at her.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 12, 2020 02:42 PM (N39Ws) Yeah, that's why I just wish she had a helmet on. She's certainly way more equipped than I could ever be to do that job (stature, alert, etc...). I have mad respect for her, but still don't think women should be out there where they're at a disadvantage from the start. Posted by: soulpile at June 12, 2020 02:45 PM (rwZk1) 415
Gut bacteria just love soy. They get to ferment it in your intestines and make all kinds of uncomfortable gas.
Soy Sauce is fine though, being pre-fermented. Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 12, 2020 02:45 PM (FtO5h) 416
Worst stud finder is a drill bit. You use those if you are renting.
Posted by: Menack at June 12, 2020 02:45 PM (buTO7) 417
408 I am proud to announce the Brattleboro City Council has voted to start the Gay Lives Matter organization to protect persins of Alternative Lifestyles from Prederjice and Racism. We are doing something to help people with there lives...What have you done ???
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at June 12, 2020 02:44 PM (qM84C) I sold little boys into sex slavery for Harry Reid. He said it was tax deductible but I declined because of our national deficit. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 02:45 PM (s2VJv) 418
Somehow the GOP message has been misinterpreted
because the left is seeing it as a sign of weakness are they wrong ? Posted by: REDACTED at June 12, 2020 02:46 PM (JgrP5) 419
391 "Today, he said the rally was in Arizona."
In Oklahoma, not Arizona. (what does it matter?) Posted by: Chris M at June 12, 2020 02:43 PM (eAZVt) Are the ladies still insane there? Posted by: Tom Servo at June 12, 2020 02:46 PM (V2Yro) Posted by: bluebell at June 12, 2020 02:46 PM (/669Q) 421
I would have appreciated some...chicklets.
Posted by: torabora at June 12, 2020 02:46 PM (DKfJJ) 422
400 Nextdoor has informed me they are all in on the fight against racism And you better be too or you will be banned. You may disagree on details of just how fast we should surrender our rights but don't challenge the basic goodness of BLM and the race warriors or you are a racist.
Posted by: Ripley at June 12, 2020 02:43 PM (MxEKc) I deleted my account last month. They can bite me. Posted by: Jordan61 at June 12, 2020 02:46 PM (Ez6QX) 423
As soon as I pick up one, I say, "Your work here is done!" Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2020 02:42 PM (pNxlR) I usually finish with "now you will blow me." Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 12, 2020 02:46 PM (Zz0t1) 424
Just read that deficiency in vitamin K could be a factor in severe cases. Wouldn't it be interesting if this turns out to be a disease that is mild except for those with nutritional deficiencies?
Posted by: notsothoreau there's 2 kinds of vit k k1 and k2 k1 is poorly absorbed and not well used by the body and guess who lacks vit K2? VEGANS Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 12, 2020 02:46 PM (WwTwF) 425
J.j seems every newbie does something similar.
Posted by: willow at June 12, 2020 02:46 PM (/s4zL) 426
nd in NYC, "Mayor" DeBlasio has promised a "full investigation" because some cop tased a 16 year old attending the riots.
Morale at the NYPD must be lower than the bottom of Nadler's gunt. Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 12, 2020 02:45 PM (lcQJG) Lori Dykefoot wants a Chicago cop who gave rioters the finger fired. The hysterics she had over it you'd think he gunned down thousands of people in cold blood. Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 12, 2020 02:47 PM (Jil6h) 427
413 And in NYC, "Mayor" DeBlasio has promised a "full investigation" because some cop tased a 16 year old attending the riots.
Morale at the NYPD must be lower than the bottom of Nadler's gunt. Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 12, 2020 02:45 PM (lcQJG) NYPD has a force of about 35,000. That's a small army. Be interesting if they decided to pull a coup. Never happen. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 02:47 PM (s2VJv) 428
A neighbor of mine's wife and daugther actually did the drilling in reverse thing trying to put up shelves in the daughter's new house. He came in and found both of the worn out and complaining how dull the drill bit was that it wouldn't even drill wood. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 12, 2020 02:47 PM (rCwaK) 429
Did you all catch that? We just learned that Ace is JJ's father.
Posted by: bluebell at June 12, 2020 02:46 PM (/669Q) Luke I am your Father. And a very old fucker to boot LOL Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 12, 2020 02:47 PM (85Gof) 430
>I looked at the drill and said, "Uh, dad? It's in reverse."
My dad set a lawn mower on fire once Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 12, 2020 02:47 PM (iTXRQ) 431
Lori Dykefoot wants a Chicago cop who gave rioters the finger fired. The hysterics she had over it you'd think he gunned down thousands of people in cold blood.
------ BEETLEJUICE!! Posted by: fixerupper at June 12, 2020 02:47 PM (8XRCm) 432
Lay off, fat. Corn Pop told me it was Texas.
Posted by: Gropin' Uncle Joe Biden at June 12, 2020 02:47 PM (EgshT) 433
Nextdoor has informed me they are all in on the
fight against racism And you better be too or you will be banned. You may disagree on details of just how fast we should surrender our rights but don't challenge the basic goodness of BLM and the race warriors or you are a racist. Posted by: Ripley at June 12, 2020 02:43 PM (MxEKc) And privately the ones saying this stuff are the most racist motherfuckers alive. I mean real old school racism too. Not systemic shit. Posted by: ... at June 12, 2020 02:47 PM (iUIKZ) 434
427 413 And in NYC, "Mayor" DeBlasio has promised a "full investigation" because some cop tased a 16 year old attending the riots.
Morale at the NYPD must be lower than the bottom of Nadler's gunt. Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 12, 2020 02:45 PM (lcQJG) NYPD has a force of about 35,000. That's a small army. Be interesting if they decided to pull a coup. Never happen. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 02:47 PM (s2VJv) =========== They don't need to coup. Just to not show up for work for a weekend. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 12, 2020 02:47 PM (LvTSG) 435
What have you done ???
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at June 12, 2020 02:44 PM (qM84C) Ignored absolutely everything you've ever posted on this blog, for humanity. Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 12, 2020 02:47 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Venus at June 12, 2020 02:48 PM (iYXhj) 437
J.J. he sounds wonderful
Posted by: willow at June 12, 2020 02:48 PM (/s4zL) 438
Me and Cornpop and Floyd George used to hang out at the pool.
Posted by: Basement Joe at June 12, 2020 02:48 PM (88+cf) 439
420 Did you all catch that? We just learned that Ace is JJ's father.
Posted by: bluebell at June 12, 2020 02:46 PM (/669Q) *Penultimate scene from "Empire Strikes Back," eh? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 02:48 PM (s2VJv) 440
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Nextdoor has informed me they are all in on the fight against racism And you better be too or you will be banned. You may disagree on details of just how fast we should surrender our rights but don't challenge the basic goodness of BLM and the race warriors or you are a racist. Posted by: Ripley at June 12, 2020 02:43 PM (MxEKc) Haven't seen any of that or any KAREN appearances on my NextDoor neighborhoods. All they are worried about is lost cats and black bears wandering around going after bird feeders. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 12, 2020 02:48 PM (N39Ws) 441
400 Nextdoor has informed me they are all in on the fight against racism And
you better be too or you will be banned. You may disagree on details of just how fast we should surrender our rights but don't challenge the basic goodness of BLM and the race warriors or you are a racist. Posted by: Ripley at June 12, 2020 02:43 PM (MxEKc) That shit site has allowed someone to steal my identity twice in order to run scams. I didn't even know it existed until I got emails saying thank you for signing up. The second time, I contacted their support and they said they blocked my info from being used, but... I highly doubt it. Posted by: soulpile at June 12, 2020 02:48 PM (rwZk1) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 02:48 PM (s2VJv) Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 12, 2020 02:48 PM (Uu+Jp) 444
405 David French isn't strong enough to hold Rambo's dick.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 12, 2020 02:44 PM (VpIIl) And with all those steroids, that's saying something. Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 12, 2020 02:48 PM (A5zUN) 445
CHAZUpdates @chaz_updates 22m Pictured here is a casualty in the CHAZ farm, may his little soul rest in eternal tranquility. Pensive face tinyurl.com/y7wbh7nv Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 12, 2020 02:48 PM (ZxG8D) 446
> The young female officer at 1:40 would ride you hard and put you up wet.
> Not that there's anything wrong with that. > Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2020 02:31 PM (pNxlR) >The one at 1:15 looks like a spinner. > Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop I would enjoy playing "cuff and stuff" with either one of them. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 12, 2020 02:48 PM (hKLpI) 447
@Rickersam3
Going Going Gandhi? Call to tear down Gandhi statutes in England due to his racism.. https://tinyurl.com/y9ljcmjq Posted by: Tami at June 12, 2020 02:23 PM (cF8AT) Nothing says white supremacy like Gandhi Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 12, 2020 02:49 PM (Jil6h) 448
Ace, there was a woman comedian who was talking about her husband buying tools and storing them in the garage, "each one on a hook on the pegboard. With an outline. Each one like a little murder victim."
Such black humor. Posted by: Kinderjohren at June 12, 2020 02:49 PM (WyVLE) 449
Michael Wynne, of Florida, to be a Member of the Board of Visitors to the United States Air Force Academy. "Board of Visitors" sounds like an odd title. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 12, 2020 02:49 PM (aKsyK) 450
I think the drill reverse mistake happens enough that now many include a little arrow when you pull the trigger.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 12, 2020 02:49 PM (r+sAi) 451
Does it bother anyone else that a stud finder doesn't really find the stud, it just finds a nail or screw?
Tap with finger, moving laterally until you hear a change in pitch. Measure 16" from there as needed. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 12, 2020 02:49 PM (YqDXo) Posted by: Grump928© at June 12, 2020 02:49 PM (OOdcU) 453
You wouldn't think a bird feeder would be substantial enough for a bear.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 12, 2020 02:49 PM (A5zUN) 454
Black Lives Matter, the company not the movement, is a for-profit corporation that nobody seems to know who runs it or manages it, yet hundreds of millions have been blindly donated to them. By the wokest of woke. BLM is a criminal organization, representing themselves as a civil rights organization. And those that donate money to them are co-conspirators in these felonies. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 12, 2020 02:49 PM (sy5kK) 455
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Posted by: willow at June 12, 2020 02:49 PM (/s4zL) 456
A neighbor of mine's wife and daugther actually did the drilling in reverse thing trying to put up shelves in the daughter's new house.
He came in and found both of the worn out and complaining how dull the drill bit was that it wouldn't even drill wood. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 12, 2020 02:47 PM (rCwaK) ------- READERS DIGEST CONDENSED VERSION POLISH JOKE Polish Lumber Jack Chain Saw. "Im plumb tuckered out and I have three more trees to fell". "What Be THAT NOISE!!!" Posted by: fixerupper at June 12, 2020 02:50 PM (8XRCm) 457
Worst stud finder is a drill bit. You use those if you are renting.
Posted by: Menack at June 12, 2020 02:45 PM 1st knock on wall, you can get close by sound of hollow or hard 2nd I use a long screw, cheaper than drill bit and easy to fix or if close probably won't need to bother if you don't want to. Posted by: Skip at June 12, 2020 02:50 PM (6f16T) 458
JJ is a lost Duggar child.
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> Going Going Gandhi? Call to tear down Gandhi statutes in England due to his racism.. Things are about to go nuclear. Posted by: perilisk TEAR DOWN ALL THE THINGS!!!! For the Greater Good! Posted by: Puddleglum at June 12, 2020 02:50 PM (MVR7y) 460
But they're both 29. Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 12, 2020 02:48 PM (Uu+Jp) ---- Ace HAS a time machine. Posted by: fixerupper at June 12, 2020 02:50 PM (8XRCm) 461
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Worst stud finder is a drill bit. You use those if you are renting. Posted by: Menack at June 12, 2020 02:45 PM (buTO7) Ummm tap horizontally on the wall board and listen for the pitch to change. Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 12, 2020 02:50 PM (e6g9x) 462
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> Going Going Gandhi? Call to tear down Gandhi statutes in England due to his racism.. Things are about to go nuclear. Posted by: perilisk TEAR DOWN ALL THE THINGS!!!! For the Greater Good! Posted by: Puddleglum at June 12, 2020 02:50 PM (MVR7y) ========== Do I get to burn Das Kapital and The Communist Manifesto? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 12, 2020 02:50 PM (LvTSG) Posted by: bluebell at June 12, 2020 02:50 PM (/669Q) 464
Wow, Miami! Second look at your city as retirement destination.
Posted by: PJ at June 12, 2020 02:51 PM (qlTN9) 465
ALL of your service fixtures are nailed to a stud.
Posted by: garrett at June 12, 2020 02:51 PM (uGyO9) Posted by: Rick in SK at June 12, 2020 02:51 PM (FZYNt) 467
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But they're both 29. Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 12, 2020 02:48 PM (Uu+Jp) ---- Ace HAS a time machine. Posted by: fixerupper at June 12, 2020 02:50 PM (8XRCm) =========== The Faux Pas: https://youtu.be/8NCsIFenuwQ Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 12, 2020 02:51 PM (LvTSG) 468
Posted by: SMOD at June 12, 2020 02:37 PM (3aI0K)
Bobby Rush should for the that ire towards the mayor. Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 12, 2020 02:51 PM (fagTl) Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 12, 2020 02:51 PM (FtO5h) 470
CHAZUpdates @chaz_updates 22m
Pictured here is a casualty in the CHAZ farm, may his little soul rest in eternal tranquility. Pensive face tinyurl.com/y7wbh7nv Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 12, 2020 02:48 PM (ZxG8D) Send in Farmer Bloomberg to get those crops growing Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 12, 2020 02:51 PM (Jil6h) 471
I find studs by measuring off electric outlet faster
Posted by: willow at June 12, 2020 02:51 PM (/s4zL) 472
"A neighbor of mine's wife and daughter actually did the drilling in reverse thing trying to put up shelves in the daughter's new house."
Wow, I never realized how common this problem was! Posted by: Chris M at June 12, 2020 02:51 PM (eAZVt) 473
You can now call me Blindie.
Yes, my +3 Drill of Precision has helped me check another box on the home improvement checklist. Posted by: ace at June 12, 2020 02:22 PM (PbpT7) My dad always told me I would go blind, too, if I abused my 2'' diameter hammer drill. Posted by: Michael the Texan at June 12, 2020 02:51 PM (9IdCK) 474
You can always bang the wallboard with your knuckle to find a stud. I also use a penny nail to make sure. Also check your drill settings.
Posted by: Mog Smash at June 12, 2020 02:51 PM (YTLML) Posted by: Tami at June 12, 2020 02:51 PM (cF8AT) 476
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3rd studs are generally 16 inches apart, can be more or less if they are not common studs 24 inches are next used l ayouts but not to often unlesx someone was getting away cheap. Posted by: Skip at June 12, 2020 02:52 PM (6f16T) Posted by: torabora at June 12, 2020 02:52 PM (DKfJJ) 478
It wasn't a civilians car. Once it was struck by the protester, the cops jumped out of it. Bait! They fell for it hook, line, and sinker. But you're correct that the video really needed more shit-knocking. It was encouraging to see a PD do their job not like a bunch of pussies, but overall it was disappointing. I'm sure they are capable of much better and look forward to seeing some highlights in the near future.
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#BlackCopsMatter Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 12, 2020 02:31 PM (WwTwF) __________ #NotAllBlackLivesMatter is what the movement represents on the way to justifying their next genocide via #NoWhiteLivesMatter. Posted by: ShainS -- No more half measures, Donald at June 12, 2020 02:52 PM (7fIh6) Posted by: Take a Guess Electric at June 12, 2020 02:52 PM (FZYNt) 481
Put battery in backwards. Stud loser.
Posted by: klaftern at June 12, 2020 02:52 PM (RuIsu) 482
Hush garret I was just sayin
Posted by: willow at June 12, 2020 02:52 PM (/s4zL) 483
Toss the Next door neighbor invites in the shredder. Although it might be fun. I'm sure my commie neighbors (who put up the I Can't Breathe sign on the speed limit sign I mentioned a few days ago) are getting a beat down by the 4 neighbors down the block that are flying Trump 2020 flags
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at June 12, 2020 02:52 PM (fpc+A) 484
Hah. That chain saw joke takes many forms. The one I first heard was guy buys a new chain saw, and comes back in several times complaining it won't cut worth a damn. Hardware store guy finally cranks it up at the store to test it, and the customer asks, "What's that noise?" Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 12, 2020 02:52 PM (rCwaK) 485
"He used the graphs to claim the "fundamental divide" between white and black wealth was "as wide now as it was the year Dr. [Martin Luther] King[, Jr.] was shot. So much for Trump's economy being the best ever for black people." " Why doesn't that ridiclous twat include Asian or Indian? Why is ALWAYS THA WHITE MAN. You would almost think there was something nefarious in the way this dialectic is posed. But not, of course, can't be. Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at June 12, 2020 02:53 PM (lg/F7) 486
I really want that female cop at the end of the video to beat the crap out me. In a super sexual sort of way.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 12, 2020 02:53 PM (h1jJh) 487
My cousin and her husband are uber lefties. He's also a Portland PD officer. I have to wonder how they feel about all this shit.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 12, 2020 02:53 PM (SgjGX) 488
@KamVTV
President @realDonaldTrump: Joe's not all there, he created his own sanctuary city in his basement Video: https://tinyurl.com/ybarwotr Posted by: Tami at June 12, 2020 02:53 PM (cF8AT) 489
> "A neighbor of mine's wife and daughter actually did the drilling in reverse thing trying to put up shelves in the daughter's new house."
There's only one correct way to screw Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 12, 2020 02:53 PM (iTXRQ) 490
The female cop looked ready for mayhem.
Posted by: Javems at June 12, 2020 02:53 PM (ofIwF) 491
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Did you all catch that? We just learned that Ace is JJ's father. Posted by: bluebell at June 12, 2020 02:46 PM (/669Q) Thanks Bluebell, I needed the laugh. Posted by: Mr. Barky at June 12, 2020 02:54 PM (hKi6n) 492
I really want that female cop at the end of the video to beat the crap out me. In a super sexual sort of way.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 12, 2020 02:53 PM (h1jJh) She'd probably break your pelvis while demanding the whole time that you choke her harder. Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 12, 2020 02:54 PM (SgjGX) 493
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All we need is an AG with the will to do it. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 02:15 PM (s2VJv) Aye, there's the rub... Posted by: Flyover at June 12, 2020 02:54 PM (Rbu5d) 494
The female cop looked ready for mayhem. Posted by: Javems at June 12, 2020 02:53 PM (ofIwF) ----- I have an idea for an Allstate commercial..... Posted by: fixerupper at June 12, 2020 02:54 PM (8XRCm) 495
NO JACKHAMMERING
Posted by: garrett at June 12, 2020 02:54 PM (uGyO9) 496
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If anyone wants to send supplies to Chaz, they have a list up.... https://tinyurl.com/ybsnlsd4 Posted by: Tami at June 12, 2020 02:51 PM (cF8AT) Autonomous-----LOL Looking for handouts. The CHAZ national anthem must be Big Rock CandyMountian. Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 12, 2020 02:54 PM (e6g9x) 497
If anyone wants to send supplies to Chaz, they have a list up....
https://tinyurl.com/ybsnlsd4 Posted by: Tami at June 12, 2020 02:51 PM (cF8AT) In the replies... https://tinyurl.com/y9dxsbel Posted by: hogmartin at June 12, 2020 02:54 PM (t+qrx) 498
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A neighbor of mine's wife and daugther actually did the drilling in reverse thing trying to put up shelves in the daughter's new house. He came in and found both of the worn out and complaining how dull the drill bit was that it wouldn't even drill wood. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 12, 2020 02:47 PM (rCwaK) Years ago I had a wood tower going up that had thousands of 1" diameter bolts holding the members together. Contractor went out one day to observe the work and saw one of the huge framers fighting with a drill trying to drill through an 8x8. He managed to push it through (in reverse) although it was hard to see with all the smoke he was generating. Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 12, 2020 02:55 PM (pdDI8) 499
She'd probably break your pelvis while demanding the whole time that you choke her harder.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 12, 2020 02:54 PM (SgjGX) ---- I have insurance. Posted by: fixerupper at June 12, 2020 02:55 PM (8XRCm) 500
Stud finder, ain't that what the NR crew use when their ladies need new bulls?
Posted by: Brother Tim reminds you there is no Peak Stupid.[/br]There's ALWAYS more Stupid. at June 12, 2020 02:55 PM (OUMaO) 501
"They were in a mode of relaxation and they did not care about what was happening to businesspeople, to this city," he said. "They didn't care. They absolutely didn't care." That complaint would be much more valid if it weren't coming from a co-founder of the Illinois Black Panther Party. Posted by: SMOD at June 12, 2020 02:37 PM (3aI0K) Little correction to Black Panther Bobby's story. They called the cops to protect his office. And I think I read told the cops to "make themselves at home" as long as they protected the office. Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 12, 2020 02:55 PM (Jil6h) 502
She'd probably break your pelvis while demanding the whole time that you choke her harder.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 12, 2020 02:54 PM (SgjGX) Is she Cheryl from Archer Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 12, 2020 02:55 PM (Uu+Jp) Posted by: Bow Wow Chow at June 12, 2020 02:55 PM (aKsyK) 504
My 76 year old mother signed up for NextDoor.
Now her mailbox is full of porn adverts. NextDoor should be killed by fire. Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 12, 2020 02:55 PM (Zz0t1) 505
>>Are ANTIFA leaders being scooped by FEDs now?
-- Tell this Moron what 'scooped by FEDs' means. Arrested? Posted by: Lady in Black at June 12, 2020 02:55 PM (O+I8R) 506
I have insurance.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 12, 2020 02:55 PM (8XRCm) I never said it was a negative point against her. Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 12, 2020 02:55 PM (SgjGX) 507
The "Petite" cops I know will hand a 200 lb. man their ass if they are fucked with. Never underestimate your opponent...
Posted by: Boliver Shagnasty at June 12, 2020 02:56 PM (fJ+BQ) 508
Mrs HOD in a tizzy - stunned that Starbucks after having said yesterday their baristas couldn't wear BLM pins, reversed course today! Sure they still ban American flag pins, etc. She is a sweet dear woman who is prone to gullibility - she married me after all.
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 12, 2020 02:56 PM (nFRLh) 509
Look at all these racist white crackers beating up on these brown people and women of color! Dabid Fwench should srsly look into this!
Glad I don't do the twatter. Howdy roonz and roonettez! Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 12, 2020 02:56 PM (CcOog) 510
428 A neighbor of mine's wife and daugther actually did the drilling in
reverse thing trying to put up shelves in the daughter's new house. ----------------------------- So we're definitely not doing phrasing anymore? Posted by: ... at June 12, 2020 02:56 PM (iUIKZ) 511
While the soy bois are out on the streets fomenting insurrection I, Paolo, am making sure their women and boyfriends are comforted back home.
Stay safe out there. Soros is paying for bail I hear. Posted by: Paolo at June 12, 2020 02:56 PM (DKfJJ) 512
499 She'd probably break your pelvis while demanding the whole time that you choke her harder.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 12, 2020 02:54 PM (SgjGX) ---- I have insurance. Posted by: fixerupper at June 12, 2020 02:55 PM (8XRCm) ============ You might want a waiver as well. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 12, 2020 02:56 PM (LvTSG) 513
Did you all catch that? We just learned that Ace is JJ's father.
Posted by: bluebell at June 12, 2020 02:46 PM (/669Q) *Penultimate scene from "Empire Strikes Back," eh? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 02:48 PM (s2VJv) I was picturing Toy Story 2. Posted by: BurtTC at June 12, 2020 02:56 PM (hku12) 514
333 Lol! Someone dug up Pelosi's speech at Senator Byrd's funeral.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 12, 2020 02:37 PM (xfb67) I wonder what will happen when it dawns on them that the two institutions in this country most deeply rooted in racism are the democrat party and planned parenthood. Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at June 12, 2020 02:56 PM (Wm5SB) 515
#BlackCopsMatter
Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 12, 2020 02:31 PM (WwTwF) I love you. I wish I had a screen printing set up to make those and switch out all those black lives matter signs Posted by: Kindltot at June 12, 2020 02:56 PM (WyVLE) 516
504 My 76 year old mother signed up for NextDoor.
Now her mailbox is full of porn adverts. NextDoor should be killed by fire. Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 12, 2020 02:55 PM (Zz0t1) Hey 76 year olds need love too. Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 12, 2020 02:56 PM (A5zUN) 517
Snicker
Posted by: willow at June 12, 2020 02:56 PM (/s4zL) 518
>> There's only one correct way to screw
Unless it's left-hand threads. I can tell you some stories about trying to loosen left-hand threads, unbeknownst at that time. We've got a Woods finish mower with left hand threads on the blade nuts. My father forgot about that one time and was killing himself trying to break them loose. I remembered. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 12, 2020 02:56 PM (rCwaK) 519
475 If anyone wants to send supplies to Chaz, they have a list up....
https://tinyurl.com/ybsnlsd4 Posted by: Tami at June 12, 2020 02:51 PM (cF8AT) What do they want zip ties for? Posted by: Jordan61 at June 12, 2020 02:57 PM (Ez6QX) 520
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3rd studs are generally 16 inches apart, can be more or less if they are not common studs 24 inches are next used l ayouts but not to often unlesx someone was getting away cheap. Posted by: Skip at June 12, 2020 02:52 PM (6f16T) Every new home around King county WA has 24 inch studs. Been that way for a couple of decades now. Builders would go broke otherwise. And yes, you can tell. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 12, 2020 02:57 PM (sy5kK) 521
A neighbor of mine's wife and daugther actually did the drilling in
reverse thing -------- Pics or it didn't happen Posted by: josephistan at June 12, 2020 02:57 PM (Izzlo) 522
508 Mrs HOD in a tizzy - stunned that Starbucks after having said yesterday their baristas couldn't wear BLM pins, reversed course today! Sure they still ban American flag pins, etc. She is a sweet dear woman who is prone to gullibility - she married me after all.
Not only that they had tee shirts printed out with BLM shit and are distributing them to employees Posted by: It's me donna at June 12, 2020 02:57 PM (Zmnko) 523
127 How do you know if you have low testosterone? I have a physical job and I feel better than I did when I had a NON-Physical job
Posted by: JoeF. at June 12, 2020 02:17 PM (CqE5x) Physical work does all sorts of good things for men, like strengthen muscles, increase T, tire the body for getter sleep... Eat red meat, too, just to be sure! Posted by: Flyover at June 12, 2020 02:57 PM (Rbu5d) 524
Toss the Next door neighbor invites in the shredder.
Although it might be fun. I'm sure my commie neighbors (who put up the I Can't Breathe sign on the speed limit sign I mentioned a few days ago) are getting a beat down by the 4 neighbors down the block that are flying Trump 2020 flags Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at June 12, 2020 02:52 PM (fpc+A) It's going Sarajevo! Posted by: Archer at June 12, 2020 02:57 PM (gmo/4) 525
So JJ cut off Ace's hand then told him he was his father?
Posted by: Skip at June 12, 2020 02:57 PM (6f16T) 526
> Are ANTIFA leaders being scooped by FEDs now?
I saw that an Antifa GRRRRL from Tacoma is up on multiple federal arson charges due to Molotov cocktail attacks on cop cars in Seattle. Apparently that's a federal crime? What am I saying? Everything is a federal crime these days. But it worked out in this case. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 12, 2020 02:57 PM (hKLpI) 527
The "Petite" cops I know will hand a 200 lb. man their ass if they are fucked with. Never underestimate your opponent...
Posted by: Boliver Shagnasty at June 12, 2020 02:56 PM (fJ+BQ) Technique and violence of action count for a hell of a lot. Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 12, 2020 02:57 PM (SgjGX) 528
What if I told you
All of this will completely end as soon as it is time for the next Democrat Mental Mindfuck Election Year Op Posted by: ... at June 12, 2020 02:58 PM (iUIKZ) 529
526 > Are ANTIFA leaders being scooped by FEDs now?
I saw that an Antifa GRRRRL from Tacoma is up on multiple federal arson charges due to Molotov cocktail attacks on cop cars in Seattle. Apparently that's a federal crime? What am I saying? Everything is a federal crime these days. But it worked out in this case. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 12, 2020 02:57 PM (hKLpI) ========== I think it's part of the terrorism statutes. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 12, 2020 02:58 PM (LvTSG) 530
What do they want zip ties for? Posted by: Jordan61 at June 12, 2020 02:57 PM (Ez6QX) Chicks are much easier to rape when they're bound. Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 12, 2020 02:58 PM (Zz0t1) 531
525 So JJ cut off Ace's hand then told him he was his father?
Posted by: Skip at June 12, 2020 02:57 PM (6f16T) So.. JJ is James Earl Jones?! He doesn't sound Jewish... Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 12, 2020 02:58 PM (A5zUN) 532
The M iami PD need four foot riot sticks.
You attack a cop trying to arrest someone, you need to be thumped. Posted by: rd at June 12, 2020 02:59 PM (+0uDE) 533
Is this wrong? I just sent an email to BLM through their fund raising site listing all the institutions and constructions named after Robert Byrd (there are 68, if you count the ones he named after his wife, Erma).
I included a history of his early days in the 40's as Exalted Cyclops having been voted to lead a group of 150 KKK members. I, also, enclosed a photo of him holding hands with Joe Biden and attached the recent documentation of BLM donations to the Biden campaign. Told them I was a journalist looking for a comment. Posted by: Orson at June 12, 2020 02:59 PM (9VA3r) 534
Are the porn adverts any good?
Posted by: #504 at June 12, 2020 02:59 PM (DKfJJ) 535
531 525 So JJ cut off Ace's hand then told him he was his father?
Posted by: Skip at June 12, 2020 02:57 PM (6f16T) So.. JJ is James Earl Jones?! He doesn't sound Jewish... Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 12, 2020 02:58 PM (A5zUN) ======== He looks Drewish, though. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 12, 2020 02:59 PM (LvTSG) 536
516 504 My 76 year old mother signed up for NextDoor.
Now her mailbox is full of porn adverts. NextDoor should be killed by fire. Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 12, 2020 02:55 PM (Zz0t1) Hey 76 year olds need love too. Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 12, 2020 02:56 PM (A5zUN) Granny sex is a category. So I have been led to believe. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 02:59 PM (s2VJv) 537
Next Door, I keep it for amusement. For a week now, some lady(s) has complained about fireworks scaring her little Cotie dog, whatever the hell it is. The fireworks last about 5 minutes and just after dark. She wants the police to step in.....good luck with that.
Posted by: Colin at June 12, 2020 02:59 PM (30CAi) 538
He looks Drewish, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 12, 2020 02:59 PM (LvTSG) Just what we need- a Drewish Princess! Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 12, 2020 03:00 PM (A5zUN) 539
Chicks are much easier to rape when they're bound.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 12, 2020 02:58 PM (Zz0t1) In my day we just punched them in the face and spit on them. Posted by: Harvey Weinstein (D) at June 12, 2020 03:00 PM (iUIKZ) 540
What do they want zip ties for?
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 12, 2020 02:57 PM (Ez6QX) Well after they 'stop and frisk' people they have to have something to immobilize them. Duh Jordan. Posted by: Tami at June 12, 2020 03:00 PM (cF8AT) 541
There is a big income disparity between those with a High School diploma and those without. Also those with a criminal record and those without . Also between those who are unwed mothers and those who are not.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 12, 2020 03:00 PM (fagTl) 542
534 Are the porn adverts any good?
Posted by: #504 at June 12, 2020 02:59 PM (DKfJJ) Nothing beats the golden age of cable access in NYC with such classics as "Geisha To Go." Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 03:00 PM (s2VJv) 543
Told them I was a journalist looking for a comment.
Posted by: Orson at June 12, 2020 02:59 PM (9VA3r) ----- You will not receive the answers to the question you are seeking. Posted by: fixerupper at June 12, 2020 03:00 PM (8XRCm) 544
ALL of your service fixtures are nailed to a stud.
Posted by: garrett at June 12, 2020 02:51 PM (uGyO9) Unless you have a "modular home" and then they have little ears that flip out when you turn the screw that digs into the drywall. Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 12, 2020 03:00 PM (CcOog) 545
>> Granny sex is a category
Everything is a category now. Think of the craziest, most lunatic thing you can, and I guarantee you it's a category. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 12, 2020 03:00 PM (rCwaK) 546
Wow Orson Nice!
Posted by: willow at June 12, 2020 03:01 PM (/s4zL) 547
What should I use as cover for my expandable baton?
Seriously? If you were to take off the lanyard and epoxy on a mini-mag flashlight front piece you might be guilty of carrying a weapon concealed that is not covered by your CCL Otherwise stick it in your pocket. Posted by: Kindltot at June 12, 2020 03:01 PM (WyVLE) 548
539 Chicks are much easier to rape when they're bound.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 12, 2020 02:58 PM (Zz0t1) In my day we just punched them in the face and spit on them. Posted by: Harvey Weinstein (D) at June 12, 2020 03:00 PM (iUIKZ) "Luxury!" - - Ogg the Caveman, recalling dragging by the hair Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 03:01 PM (s2VJv) 549
Everything is a category now. Think of the craziest, most lunatic thing you can, and I guarantee you it's a category.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 12, 2020 03:00 PM (rCwaK) Rule 34. Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 12, 2020 03:01 PM (SgjGX) 550
The zip ties are for their newest Art Project, tentatively titled "Underage Rapemobile".
Posted by: ... at June 12, 2020 03:01 PM (iUIKZ) 551
They have zero shame...
@kylegriffin1 Trump on Fox: "I think the concept of chokehold sounds so innocent, so perfect." The full quote? https://tinyurl.com/y7r32os5 Posted by: Tami at June 12, 2020 03:02 PM (cF8AT) 552
Granny sex is a category. So I have been led to believe.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 02:59 PM (s2VJv) I've been told /s that Pornhub has a category for everything. Posted by: Colin at June 12, 2020 03:02 PM (30CAi) 553
NOOD Hodge Twins.
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 12, 2020 03:02 PM (O+I8R) 554
545 >> Granny sex is a category
Everything is a category now. Think of the craziest, most lunatic thing you can, and I guarantee you it's a category. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 12, 2020 03:00 PM (rCwaK) Lactating incestuous transexual lesbian golden shower bondage fisting interracial granny midgets. I think that is every possible category. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 03:03 PM (s2VJv) 555
NOOD Hodge Twins.
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 12, 2020 03:02 PM (O+I8R) No thank you. I'm not much of a fan even when they're fully clothed. Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 12, 2020 03:03 PM (SgjGX) 556
the local nextdoor app I'm in is being run by someone who's terrified of any controversy. Anything that isn't about lost dogs or cats is instantly thread deleted.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 12, 2020 03:03 PM (V2Yro) 557
>- - Ogg the Caveman, recalling dragging by the hair
Posted by: J.J. Sefton Cave? You were lucky. Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 12, 2020 03:03 PM (iTXRQ) 558
Yes. I knew last week that these thugs were determined to cause riots in Miami. The mayor and the cops thought that everything was okey dokey with the 'peaceful protesters' and all the talk of support. I knew better. They reorganized and came back as soon as they saw the cops relax. They will do their best to cause havoc this weekend.
I just can't believe that they are stupid enough to think that this crappola is going to get Biden the moderate hispanic vote (those who bought the lie in 2016 that Trump was a racist.) Miami is full of small businesses owned by Hispanics. Many of our cops are Hispanics.This destruction and violence is going to come and bite them in the rear hugely.There will be more votes in Miami Dade county for Trump in 2020. We are watching carefully. Posted by: Floridachick at June 12, 2020 03:03 PM (z4caq) 559
Autonomous-----LOL Looking for handouts. The CHAZ national anthem must be Big Rock CandyMountian.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 12, 2020 02:54 PM (e6g9x) ----- There's a lake of stew and of whiskey too You can paddle all around it in a big canoe In the Big Rock Candy Mountain. Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at June 12, 2020 03:03 PM (1jlUc) 560
If it had been a civilians car, I'm pretty sure the occupants would have been dragged out, beaten, and left knocked out and bleeding on the street with the odd kick in the face thrown in. I wonder when the Miami PD would have stepped in if at all.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at June 12, 2020 03:03 PM (kfcYC) Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 12, 2020 03:03 PM (oVJmc) 562
543 Told them I was a journalist looking for a comment.
Posted by: Orson at June 12, 2020 02:59 PM (9VA3r) ----- You will not receive the answers to the question you are seeking. Posted by: fixerupper at June 12, 2020 03:00 PM (8XRCm) ________________________ Gosh, you don't think so? Yeah, I know. I just wanted to see if I could get them to remove some of the Byrd plaques from the earmarks. That includes some office rooms in the freakin Capitol. Fun little project...that's all. Posted by: Orson at June 12, 2020 03:03 PM (9VA3r) 563
Nood
Posted by: Iris at June 12, 2020 03:04 PM (lSFe/) 564
I had a female mounted cop grope me once. She had her shirt on inside out as to be incognito. Her cop riding boots and pants gave her away. Drunk as a skunk. Mardi Gras.
Posted by: Javems at June 12, 2020 03:04 PM (ofIwF) 565
Name for Chaz airport:
Chaz Bono Airport (CBA) Cher would be proud to have her daughter (ahem..son) named for an airport. Posted by: Chaz Bono Airport at June 12, 2020 03:05 PM (8qYU4) 566
I was picturing Toy Story 2.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 12, 2020 02:56 PM (hku12) "Everything could be cool and groovy at AOS if just treat each other fairly!" Posted by: Boswell at June 12, 2020 03:05 PM (32YRo) 567
I had a female mounted cop grope me once. She had her shirt on inside out as to be incognito. Her cop riding boots and pants gave her away. Drunk as a skunk. Mardi Gras.
Posted by: Javems at June 12, 2020 03:04 PM (ofIwF) Go on.... Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 12, 2020 03:05 PM (M+Lyo) 568
I could watch that Miami cop video all day long.
Posted by: cjhmhch at June 12, 2020 03:06 PM (eSgwh) 569
Are the porn adverts any good?
Posted by: #504 at June 12, 2020 02:59 PM (DKfJJ) No. I'm not even interested and that's saying something. Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 12, 2020 03:07 PM (Zz0t1) 570
566 I was picturing Toy Story 2.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 12, 2020 02:56 PM (hku12) "Everything could be cool and groovy at AOS if just treat each other fairly!" Posted by: Boswell at June 12, 2020 03:05 PM (32YRo) =========== That. (handclap emoji) Is. (handclap emoji) Toy. (handclap emoji) Story. (handclap emoji) 3. (handclap emoji) Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 12, 2020 03:07 PM (LvTSG) 571
If a state tried to set up a monarchy or dictatorship or something, that would be unconstitutional.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 12, 2020 02:43 PM (rCwaK) That is not how i interpret it. Posted by: Jay Inslee, Emperor and a Living God at June 12, 2020 03:08 PM (sy5kK) 572
282 Actually, one of those heavy cast aluminum meat tenderizing mallets would make a pretty nasty street weapon, especially the side that has the pyramidal spikes on it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 02:27 PM (s2VJv) I smashed my finger with one of those damn things earlier this week. Posted by: Jordan61 Is it still tender? Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at June 12, 2020 03:08 PM (kfcYC) 573
What do they want zip ties for?
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 12, 2020 02:57 PM (Ez6QX) . . . because cutting prisoners' hamstrings to keep them restrained is a bit permanent? Posted by: Kindltot at June 12, 2020 03:09 PM (WyVLE) 574
What's the code for Chaz Int'l Airport?
----- Ahh. CHZ airport is Chiloquin State Airport in Klamath County Oregon. The autonomous zones will need to expand soutward! Posted by: Undocumented at June 12, 2020 03:10 PM (Y08Vx) 575
Ace's new pseudonym: Blindie McHairy-Palms. Got it.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 12, 2020 03:11 PM (/+bwe) 576
568 - I already watched it three times; it inspired me to track down a local phone number for the Miami PD and tell them how awesome it was. They really appreciated the kudos.
Posted by: vivi at June 12, 2020 03:12 PM (11H2y) 577
NYPD has a force of about 35,000. That's a small army.
Probably five to eight thousand on patrol at anyone time, plus detectives. Emergency Services, Harbor unit, etc. probably close to 10,000 total on duty. Posted by: Fox2! at June 12, 2020 03:13 PM (Lktpy) 578
The Miami Dade County mayor is a Republican in a blue county. Classic politician speaks out of both sides of his mouth. Miami has swung left over time with the influx of other Hispanic ethnicities and the indoctrinated younger voters. Gimenez was elected by conservative Cuban Americans and other moderate Hispanics. He is running for congress next.
Gimenez is done as a politician in here if he goes soft on us and allows rioting destruction and our cops to be manhandled. Posted by: Floridachick at June 12, 2020 03:16 PM (z4caq) Posted by: rah at June 12, 2020 03:17 PM (QGdgs) 580
The correct terminology for testosterone loss is the following:
Macro Stelters/nano Balls x Cuck The correct is 100 MS/nBC Just helping out here people to identify the correct usage. Regards! Posted by: JDubya_MesaAZ at June 12, 2020 03:20 PM (FQ2t6) 581
As I watched I was just hoping for a clean shot from the cops to the punks. Alas...
And, What ever happened to the Nightstick? Posted by: nip at June 12, 2020 03:24 PM (Izot6) 582
I still like SADZ, Seattle Autonomous Democrat Zone.
Posted by: Jonathan Swift at June 12, 2020 03:30 PM (x8APX) 583
The one cop-ette near the end was hot.
Rowr. Posted by: ChupaMe at June 12, 2020 03:34 PM (xM8yJ) 584
Clay Travis
@ClayTravis ESPN's studio programming hit a 41 year ratings low this week as WokeCenter programming has destroyed the network: Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 12, 2020 02:14 PM While I celebrate this fact, I'm sure a large part of it is that there are no sports to broadcast. Posted by: Chuck C at June 12, 2020 03:50 PM (Il+s2) 585
My dad set a lawn mower on fire once
Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 12, 2020 02:47 PM (iTXRQ) ***** My dad shot a man in Reno once. Just to watch him die. Posted by: El Jefe ~ Blue Zones POW MIA ~ You Are Not Forgotten ~ at June 12, 2020 04:21 PM (Ae67h) 586
This is Florida they dont cow tow to mobs of thugs many residents are armed at home in their place of buisness and in their cars our out for stroll unlike Seattle and New York Miami is not run bya bunch of namby pambdies little snowflakes and the Florida Sate Bird the Northern Mockingbird will drive away the vultures from Mexico
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at June 12, 2020 04:24 PM (FLiOE) 587
NextDoor is sick. They are using it in my little burg to hunt down KKK folks from years ago. I sense a statue toppling soon.
Posted by: PJ at June 12, 2020 05:45 PM (qlTN9) 588
Someone needs to send that link to Fay Inslee and his gang of merry boys and girls. Waiting for Fay to show up to CHAZ in person and show everyone he is the "people's " hero.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...Made in the USA at June 12, 2020 06:20 PM (kQw0u) 589
Those minority cops certainly earned their paycheck protecting the city from those white Marxists.
Posted by: wferrin at June 12, 2020 07:43 PM (DT67g) 590
My home town is about 7k people and quite poor. Some years ago there was a crime wave and the police didn't have the money to fix the problem through normal means. What they did was go to a police auction and buy some cheap SUVs. They rolled these back to town, tinted the windows, added some hidden police lights, filled them with cops, and parked the car in a trouble spot. When crime was committed, they'd jump out the car, grab the offending party, stuff him in the car, and take him downtown in a hurry. Lots of convictions and jail time were handed out, and every criminal in town came to fear The Jump Out Boys!
Posted by: hurricane567 at June 12, 2020 08:08 PM (ulrjE) 591
This video from Miami sums up so much, little White assholes attacking black cops.
In these videos there always 1 or 2 little shits who run in and try to hit someone from behind with a skateboard or other weapon, god I'd love to see one of them cowards turn and just come face to face with a cop who then turns them into a vegetable. Bonus points for the cop whole expertly takes the one fat fucks back and sinks in an RNC, more cops should learn Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, can't riot when you've had your ACL ripped to pieces Posted by: Rbastid at June 12, 2020 09:09 PM (uTEdS) 592
Soft. They should all have been shot.
Posted by: Anonchap at June 12, 2020 11:48 PM (Wa/XC) 593
Weak AF, they arrested a couple people when a dozen people assaulted them. They look good compared to the pussy cops who kneeled. And let's see if they all still have their jobs at the end of the week.
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