Antifa Warriors in Seattle Autonomous Zone: The Homeless People Took All of Our Food. Please Send Soy.

I'm not making this up.

You may wonder if this is real. Maybe, maybe not. But I will say that the twitter user was posting about the "Autonomous Zone" earlier than anyone else I song, and posted pictures which I believe this particular pyrsyn took ximself.

My fairly-confident opinion is that this pyrsyn is present in the Autonomous Zone or at least visits it to snap pictures. And so this pyrsyn would be in a position to report this based on personal knowledge or belief.

I wanted to find more tweets from this Soy Warrior but xhe's now protected xhis tweets. Apparently the Soy Warrior had previously admitted to "sexually assaulting" "muliple partners" and resolved to kill ximself. I think that's why the account is now locked.

But this person is a trans, of course, so leftwingers are rushing in to say "sexual assault doesn't matter... for some people."

This very stable, reasonable individual seems to be the exact sort of person whose radicalism can be amelioriated by a suite of carefully-constructed incrementalist, programattic surrenders to the left.

Mentally ill people -- who comprise about 80% of these people -- always respond to reasonable, moderate incrementalist policy changes.

Feel free to ignore them when they tell you, again and again, that they just want to burn the entire country down (literally and physically) because there's no cure for the demons in their head except for unleashing them on normal, sane people.

Posted by: Ace at 12:58 PM

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1 Looked her up - now protected tweets

Posted by: clutch cargo at June 10, 2020 12:59 PM (8B6Ng)

2 nd?

Posted by: johnd01 at June 10, 2020 12:59 PM (ukNFU)

3 Can I say "her"?
It says she/they.

Posted by: clutch cargo at June 10, 2020 01:00 PM (8B6Ng)

4 This is the first time in history an enemy takeover of land was broken by a siege of homeless. In about a day. Good work by them.

Posted by: SH at June 10, 2020 01:00 PM (sX1BW)

5 If this isn't real, let's all just pretend it is. Too perfect.

Posted by: Wenda at June 10, 2020 01:00 PM (LJe6e)

6 But lesbian is ok.

Posted by: clutch cargo at June 10, 2020 01:00 PM (8B6Ng)

7 In an hour, it'll be "Proud Boys dressed in rags stole our food."

Posted by: El Kabong at June 10, 2020 01:01 PM (NpAgd)

8 Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 10, 2020 01:01 PM (CjFDo)

9
YOU HAVE DIED OF DYSENTERY!!

Posted by: fixerupper at June 10, 2020 01:01 PM (8XRCm)

10 too much soy is just one of their problems

Posted by: brak at June 10, 2020 01:01 PM (cG+eD)

11 Thank you homeless people, wherever you are.

Posted by: clutch cargo at June 10, 2020 01:01 PM (8B6Ng)

12 That's a man, man!

Posted by: Austin Powers at June 10, 2020 01:02 PM (Geoni)

13 I think this "person" is also on gab, but I haven't checked yet. Don't remember my login...

Posted by: clutch cargo at June 10, 2020 01:02 PM (8B6Ng)

14 Not quite Col Travis

Posted by: SH at June 10, 2020 01:02 PM (sX1BW)

15 I hope USAID sends them nothing but meat. Real meat.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 10, 2020 01:02 PM (Q8c/L)

16 Like I said in an earlier thread, I expect this to last as long as "Occupy" did. They either have to expand or evacuate, they cannot stay in one place before the mob consumes itself. And look, it is starting already.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Sizzling Savings on Flame-Proof Riot Wear at the Outrage Outlet! at June 10, 2020 01:02 PM (iS/Va)

17 I look forward to more humor from the front lines of SPAZ

Posted by: A dude in MI at June 10, 2020 01:02 PM (/6GbT)

18 ... and insects, but mostly insects to eat!

Posted by: ShainS at June 10, 2020 01:02 PM (NfvSB)

19 A human must never submit to animals.

The power of No.

And, well, guns.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 10, 2020 01:03 PM (l4C/z)

20 You cannot satire these people. They are too f#cked up to believe they really exist.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 10, 2020 01:03 PM (bDqIh)

21 I figured Ace would make a thread out of this. These "people" are fully as pathetic as we thought.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-Death to AntiFa! at June 10, 2020 01:03 PM (o2MD2)

22 These people are insane. The Democrats deserve to be electorally destroyed for this. Trump needs to start his rallies again soon as a big F U to these mental defectives.

Posted by: jmel at June 10, 2020 01:03 PM (OeWgo)

23 She's as handsy as Joe Bitem.

Posted by: BignJames at June 10, 2020 01:03 PM (X/Pw5)

24 The soy request makes me think this is not an actual person, but an ethereal tulpa summoned from my subconscious stereotypes.

Posted by: El Kabong at June 10, 2020 01:03 PM (NpAgd)

25 Good people of Washington State -- why is not this pysyn a Senator! This is Transphobia in it's worst and most Trumpian form!!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 10, 2020 01:03 PM (PiwSw)

26
YOU HAVE DIED OF DYSENTERY!!
Posted by: fixerupper

Nice

Posted by: Jean at June 10, 2020 01:03 PM (Cr6WZ)

27 Put a tariff on everything that gets sent in.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 10, 2020 01:03 PM (xPl2J)

28 I wanted to find more tweets from this Soy Warrior but xhe's now protected xhis tweets.
..

Hahaha

Oh wait, these people are running circles around us.

Posted by: Meat eating gun owners! at June 10, 2020 01:04 PM (55lwO)

29 Does soy sauce count as soy?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 10, 2020 01:04 PM (PiwSw)

30 Shit. I just followed "it" yesterday. Was hoping to get some laughs. Oh, well. Am Ithe only one that wants to see an armored vehicle smash through each barrier simultaneously, scattering this pod of scum in all directions? I mean, I'm not passionate about it. Seattle and all. My fear is that this is just the beta demo for Occupy 2.0.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 10, 2020 01:04 PM (7Fj9P)

31 Real sexual assault has never been tried before.

Posted by: El Kabong at June 10, 2020 01:04 PM (NpAgd)

32 What time does the cholera start?

Posted by: bill in arkansas at June 10, 2020 01:04 PM (C1Lsn)

33

Like I mentioned in the last thread, drug the ingoing food.

Then quietly move them to gitmo.

They are terrorists. I do not care how mentally unstable they are. All terrorists are.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 10, 2020 01:04 PM (2OVCl)

34 Heavily laced food with equine laxatives. Send it.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2020 01:04 PM (ctGui)

35 Somebody doesn't understand what it means to be autonomous.

Posted by: April at June 10, 2020 01:04 PM (b+Fr8)

36 Here's my offer: nothing.

Starve, freaks.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 10, 2020 01:04 PM (l4C/z)

37 Why aren't they building shelters for the homeless?

Posted by: notsothoreau at June 10, 2020 01:05 PM (JKNZq)

38

Anyone else tempted to show these "anarchists" what anarchy is really like?

I said it before: The only thing protecting these "anarchists" from Me is The Law.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 10, 2020 01:05 PM (lDvMn)

39 Shit. I just followed "it" yesterday. Was hoping to get some laughs. Oh, well. Am Ithe only one that wants to see an armored vehicle smash through each barrier simultaneously, scattering this pod of scum in all directions? I mean, I'm not passionate about it. Seattle and all. My fear is that this is just the beta demo for Occupy 2.0.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 10, 2020 01:04 PM (7Fj9P)

I'd rather see the US Army give a demonstration of time-on-target.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 10, 2020 01:05 PM (wCmLp)

40 Already running out of other people's stuff.... Maybe they all should get jobs and stuff.

Memba when the Manhattan occupy wall street types got all up in the grill of the non Manhattan occupy types coming into there commune stealing the books for toilet paper and crapping up the porta johns.
You can take the hill but can you keep the hill.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 10, 2020 01:05 PM (IqXvw)

41 I have to wonder what I'd do if I were a business owner in this "occupied" section of the city. Abandoned is more like it. Just WTF am I paying taxes for? Do you suppose they left the utilities on for these freaks?

Posted by: clutch cargo at June 10, 2020 01:05 PM (8B6Ng)

42 There was some cross posting from this "xirson" on Gab that wasn't locked. Haven't gone back to look if it's still there.

Weirdo

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Civilly Disobedient at June 10, 2020 01:05 PM (3H9h1)

43 The only saving grace in all this is Trump is going to make such absolute imbeciles of these people and their many *elected* supporters to the point that they all decide in magical unison to change the subject and move on to something else and ServPro like it never even happened.

We have watched this movie 100 times since 2016.

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2020 01:05 PM (gZ6M8)

44 This Antifa street clubhouse will get their food, no doubt. I always witness people in cars handing money over to anyone holding a cardboard sign at an intersection. It is astounding.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 10, 2020 01:05 PM (UAOfD)

45 Lol, their acronym is Chaz.

Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at June 10, 2020 01:05 PM (G91sh)

46 Heavily laced food with equine laxatives. Send it.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2020 01:04 PM (ctGui)

You, sir, are a Great American.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 10, 2020 01:05 PM (wCmLp)

47 Donald Trump is going to lose the election and the future of conservatism in the US because he's not willing to negotiate with these loving and thoughtful citizens. As sure as I am a Christian and devout lover of all things Constitutional~!

Posted by: Favid Drench at June 10, 2020 01:05 PM (ZxG8D)

48 35
Somebody doesn't understand what it means to be autonomous.

Posted by: April at June 10, 2020 01:04 PM (b+Fr

LOL.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 10, 2020 01:05 PM (IqXvw)

49 Send more chicks with dicks!

Posted by: Antifa Commander in Queef at June 10, 2020 01:06 PM (Geoni)

50 So, if a group of people want to, they can just band together and make their own country without answering to the US government?

Asking for about 100 million friends.

Posted by: El Kabong at June 10, 2020 01:06 PM (NpAgd)

51 The best cure for this particular CHAZ incident is to broadcast it in HD, every freak, every stupid slogan and mishap. LOLGF.

"Hi, I'm CHAZ! An autonomous, non-binary Queer POC-affirming zone of non-conformity. We don't believe in borders! Well, except we needed to build a wall of debris to keep out the H8R white nationalists. . ."

Posted by: Lizzy at June 10, 2020 01:06 PM (bDqIh)

52 I will send a bunch of Castor beans for those things masquerading as people.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 10, 2020 01:06 PM (pw+jk)

53 They are terrorists. I do not care how mentally unstable they are. All terrorists are.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 10, 2020 01:04 PM (2OVCl)

Man, lace that tofu with enough acid and speed to freak a herd of elephants. I mean, as long as you're doing it, have fun!

Posted by: clutch cargo at June 10, 2020 01:06 PM (8B6Ng)

54 37 Why aren't they building shelters for the homeless?
Posted by: notsothoreau at June 10, 2020 01:05 PM (JKNZq)

We gave them new shopping carts... what more do they want!?

Posted by: Bleeding heart at June 10, 2020 01:06 PM (/6GbT)

55 "It" was admonishing its fellow antifags that they were just holding the Capitol Hill area until it could be re-peopled with the original owners, the people of the Umpquaw injun' tribe.
No, I'm being serious.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 10, 2020 01:06 PM (7Fj9P)

56 Maybe we can get 2 more senators and a few more electoral college votes out of this "Seattle Autonomous Zone"

Posted by: Clueless DNC at June 10, 2020 01:06 PM (my9nQ)

57 The homeless guy I invited drank all my beer.

Posted by: Mo Ron Hubbard at June 10, 2020 01:07 PM (XfhKA)

58 Male lesbian?

Posted by: Jean at June 10, 2020 01:07 PM (Cr6WZ)

59 This is the only thing I've seen to put a smile on my face all day.

Posted by: Average Loser at June 10, 2020 01:07 PM (8aO2d)

60 have to wonder what I'd do if I were a business owner in this "occupied" section of the city. Abandoned is more like it. Just WTF am I paying taxes for? Do you suppose they left the utilities on for these freaks?

Saw a report earlier that businesses inside Antifafunland are being "asked" to contribute 500 bucks for community protection. You can pay with cash or bitcoin.....of course

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 10, 2020 01:07 PM (qgsQ1)

61 50 So, if a group of people want to, they can just band together and make their own country without answering to the US government?

Asking for about 100 million friends.
Posted by: El Kabong at June 10, 2020 01:06 PM (NpAgd)

Attention Northern California, and every conservative enclave that still exists:

The model for your liberation has just been demonstrated.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 10, 2020 01:07 PM (s2VJv)

62 These people are about as "autonomous"as a baby on it's mama's tit.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-Death to AntiFa! at June 10, 2020 01:07 PM (o2MD2)

63 Since this is No Longer the United States, their census count should register 0, with the corresponding decline in funding for public services and representation....

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 10, 2020 01:07 PM (PiwSw)

64 Antifa Warriors in Seattle Autonomous Zone: The Homeless People Took All of Our Food. Please Send Soy.

==

It's true, and so daggone funny I can't stand it. Such cliched retards. They don't even realize it.

Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at June 10, 2020 01:07 PM (O+I8R)

65 Let Seattle burn.

Posted by: 29Victor at June 10, 2020 01:07 PM (BJKQV)

66 Willowed...

Oh great....here we go again.

@nypost

Louisville man David McAtee fatally shot by National Guard, police say

https://trib.al/zLuRS3k

Posted by: Tami at June 10, 2020 01:07 PM (cF8AT)

67 willowed:
.......

Bring in the steamrollers.

Posted by: wth at June 10, 2020 01:07 PM (v0R5T)

68 This is one of the funniest things Ive read in a long time. The homeless stole their food. Comedy gold Jerry!!

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at June 10, 2020 01:07 PM (/zlyX)

69 And rooftop gardens, why don't they have rooftop gardens in place? Are they waiting for the brown people to come in and do it for them??

Posted by: notsothoreau at June 10, 2020 01:07 PM (JKNZq)

70 These are the asshoes who declared war on the Pagan MC. I would have doubts about them putting up a spirited resistance to the Little Sisters of the Poor.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at June 10, 2020 01:07 PM (C1Lsn)

71 Already running out of other people's stuff.... Maybe they all should get jobs and stuff.

Memba when the Manhattan occupy wall street types got all up in the grill of the non Manhattan occupy types coming into there commune stealing the books for toilet paper and crapping up the porta johns.

You can take the hill but can you keep the hill.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless

Amateurs talk tactics.

Professionals talk logistics.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2020 01:07 PM (ctGui)

72 Somebody doesn't understand what it means to be autonomous.

Posted by: April at June 10, 2020 01:04 PM

hahahahahahaha!

Posted by: Archer at June 10, 2020 01:08 PM (gmo/4)

73 My money is on the homeless.

Posted by: Javems at June 10, 2020 01:08 PM (ofIwF)

74
check out Minneapolis Police Policy and Procedure Manual

(http://www.minneapolismn.gov/police/policy/ mpdpolicy_5-300_5-300) .

Earlier today section 5-311 gave details on which chokeholds and neck restraints were permitted. Now that's gone down the memory hole and been replaced by a blanket prohibition.

From Wayback machine (http://web.archive.org/web/20191010181125/ http://www.minneapolismn.gov/police/ policy/mpdpolicy_5-300_5-300)

Will be interesting to see at the trial if all those procedures about medical attention and observation and information were followed.

(spaces in the URLs to get this to post)

* * * * * * * *

5-311 USE OF NECK RESTRAINTS AND CHOKE HOLDS (10/16/02) (08/17/07) (10/01/10) (04/16/12)
DEFINITIONS I.

Choke Hold: Deadly force option. Defined as applying direct pressure on a person's trachea or airway (front of the neck), blocking or obstructing the airway (04/16/12)

Neck Restraint: Non-deadly force option. Defined as compressing one or both sides of a person's neck with an arm or leg, without applying direct pressure to the trachea or airway (front of the neck). Only sworn employees who have received training from the MPD Training Unit are authorized to use neck restraints. The MPD authorizes two types of neck restraints: Conscious Neck Restraint and Unconscious Neck Restraint. (04/16/12)

Conscious Neck Restraint: The subject is placed in a neck restraint with intent to control, and not to render the subject unconscious, by only applying light to moderate pressure. (04/16/12)
Unconscious Neck Restraint: The subject is placed in a neck restraint with the intention of rendering the person unconscious by applying adequate pressure. (04/16/12)

PROCEDURES/REGULATIONS II.
The Conscious Neck Restraint may be used against a subject who is actively resisting. (04/16/12)
The Unconscious Neck Restraint shall only be applied in the following circumstances: (04/16/12)
On a subject who is exhibiting active aggression, or;
For life saving purposes, or;

On a subject who is exhibiting active resistance in order to gain control of the subject; and if lesser attempts at control have been or would likely be ineffective.
Neck restraints shall not be used against subjects who are passively resisting as defined by policy. (04/16/12)
After Care Guidelines (04/16/12)

After a neck restraint or choke hold has been used on a subject, sworn MPD employees shall keep them under close observation until they are released to medical or other law enforcement personnel.

An officer who has used a neck restraint or choke hold shall inform individuals accepting custody of the subject, that the technique was used on the subject.

* * * * * * *
changed to---

5-311 PROHIBITION ON NECK RESTRAINTS AND CHOKE HOLDS (10/16/02) (08/17/07) (10/01/10) (04/16/12) (06/09/20)
(D)
Neck Restraints and choke holds are prohibited. Instructors are prohibited from teaching the use of neck restraints or choke holds.

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at June 10, 2020 01:08 PM (OafoN)

75 52 I will send a bunch of Castor beans for those things masquerading as people.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 10, 2020 01:06 PM (pw+jk)

Ricin Krispies.

Snap, Crackle and Drop...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 10, 2020 01:08 PM (s2VJv)

76 So, if a group of people want to, they can just band together and make
their own country without answering to the US government?

-----------

Only if you can build a casino and get old country acts to play there.

Posted by: SH at June 10, 2020 01:08 PM (sX1BW)

77 Being hungry is a blessing of liberty.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 10, 2020 01:08 PM (H5knJ)

78 Saw a report earlier that businesses inside Antifafunland are being "asked" to contribute 500 bucks for community protection. You can pay with cash or bitcoin.....of course

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 10, 2020 01:07 PM (qgsQ1)

The mafia says "Wait just one GD minute! That's our gig!"

Posted by: Tami at June 10, 2020 01:08 PM (cF8AT)

79 Please send soy. And Rid. Lots of Rid. And soy.

Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at June 10, 2020 01:09 PM (O+I8R)

80 38

Anyone else tempted to show these "anarchists" what anarchy is really like?

I said it before: The only thing protecting these "anarchists" from Me is The Law.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 10, 2020 01:05 PM (lDvMn)

I'm past 'tempted' and I think I'll leave it there.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 10, 2020 01:09 PM (l4C/z)

81 9
YOU HAVE DIED OF DYSENTERY!!
Posted by: fixerupper at June 10, 2020 01:01 PM (8XRCm)

You know, an entrepreneurial computer science major could make a kickass version of Oregon Trail, but rename it Escape from Utopia, and instead of going out west it would all be about escaping modern cities.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 10, 2020 01:09 PM (tmA71)

82 Ricin Krispies.

Snap, Crackle and Drop...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 10, 2020 01:08 PM (s2VJv)

Flavor-Aid to wash it down...

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 10, 2020 01:09 PM (wCmLp)

83 67 willowed:
.......

Bring in the steamrollers.
Posted by: wth at June 10, 2020 01:07 PM (v0R5T)

"Under My Wheels."

- - Alice Cooper, with special guest Rachel Corrie

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 10, 2020 01:09 PM (s2VJv)

84 Get in the zone, Autonomous Zone!

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 10, 2020 01:09 PM (k/TB6)

85 Attention Northern California, and every conservative enclave that still exists:

The model for your liberation has just been demonstrated.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 10, 2020 01:07 PM (s2VJv)

I guess you've never been to Humboldt County. Arcata, specifically.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 10, 2020 01:09 PM (Ez6QX)

86 Oy vey. On a company meeting and I am seeing red. I used to love my company. Then I liked my company. Then I appreciated my company. I am starting to hold them all in contempt.

I am getting the "silence is betrayal" (literally a quote there) pablum from executives now.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 10, 2020 01:09 PM (Q8c/L)

87 Lol, their acronym is Chaz.

Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at June 10, 2020 01:05 PM (G91sh)

You really can't make this stuff up

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2020 01:10 PM (gZ6M8)

88 From plenty to starvation in record time, even for communists

Posted by: RoyalOil at June 10, 2020 01:10 PM (aO8Gd)

89 When Ollie North was in the White House one of his operatives in Central America sent him a report and he ended his report with "Send Fawn" *. Today it is "send soy". This is not the same country that it was back in the 80's.

* = Bing Fawn Hall if that needs explaining

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 10, 2020 01:10 PM (kUmUV)

90 Man, lace that tofu with enough acid and speed to freak a herd of elephants. I mean, as long as you're doing it, have fun!
Posted by: clutch cargo

See #34. Talk about fun.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2020 01:10 PM (ctGui)

91 The homeless guy took our food!

A cub scout pack from my old neighborhood could take these pukes.

Posted by: Archer at June 10, 2020 01:10 PM (gmo/4)

92 It really is a hilarious self-parody, if someone wrote this in a novel, critics would blast it as ridiculous and outlandish.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 10, 2020 01:10 PM (KZzsI)

93
Knock it off.

THEY ARE NOT MENTALLY ILL, STUPID, OR INSANE.

Describing them that way absolves them of responsibility for their actions. They know exactly what they are doing, they know exactly what the results will be.

They are evil. Deliberately evil.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 10, 2020 01:10 PM (EGyGV)

94 How are we losing to these people? I'm baffled.

Posted by: Eric at June 10, 2020 01:10 PM (4q3U3)

Posted by: Jim Jones at June 10, 2020 01:10 PM (30kdF)

96 40
Already running out of other people's stuff.... Maybe they all should get jobs and stuff.

Memba
when the Manhattan occupy wall street types got all up in the grill of
the non Manhattan occupy types coming into there commune stealing the
books for toilet paper and crapping up the porta johns.
You can take the hill but can you keep the hill.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 10, 2020 01:05 PM (IqXvw)

I do. Any idiot can throw a brick, and plenty have, but it takes a certain amount of brute force to keep something like this from devolving into chaos. And this crowd has plenty of brutes ready to rule, and plenty of soy boys and girls who are about to get violently disillusioned about the revolution.

I chuckle and wait. "Know what they want and are about to get it good and hard" indeed.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Sizzling Savings on Flame-Proof Riot Wear at the Outrage Outlet! at June 10, 2020 01:10 PM (iS/Va)

97 Let's see what happens when we release this pack of grey wolves near the autonomous zone - should make for interesting television

Posted by: Reality TV We Would Pay To See at June 10, 2020 01:10 PM (nFRLh)

98 let them eat cake ... laced with sedatives ... "here, a month's worth of Hostess twinkies"

Posted by: illiniwek at June 10, 2020 01:11 PM (Cus5s)

99
XE TOUCHED MY BOOBS!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 10, 2020 01:11 PM (pNxlR)

100 should I buy bynd because the left is going to go shopping and do a Dien Bien Phu drop?

Posted by: Quint at June 10, 2020 01:11 PM (hHxp2)

101 You had a zone. You named it Chaz..

Posted by: Archer at June 10, 2020 01:11 PM (gmo/4)

102 I'm setting up a food bank for these poor occupying champions of the people.
Who wants to contribute? I've already pulled about a half bushel of dandelions from my yard, they're not even sprayed yet.

Posted by: kallisto at June 10, 2020 01:11 PM (DJFLF)

103 Maybe Hollywood will start some commercials:
For just 25 cents a day you can feed a squatter!

Posted by: wth at June 10, 2020 01:11 PM (v0R5T)

104 Eric, we aren't. This is an op.

Posted by: Reality TV We Would Pay To See at June 10, 2020 01:11 PM (nFRLh)

105 Mom! I'm busy toppling the establishment and taking over government. Please send a care box! I'm hungry!

Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at June 10, 2020 01:11 PM (O+I8R)

106 Imagine a universe where Cornel West has a sane discussion on these current issues--and with another black man at that:

https://tinyurl.com/y8wjkse7

Posted by: DC at June 10, 2020 01:11 PM (onMzM)

107 "The homeless people we invited took away all the food"

I'm hearing this in a kind of Flounderesque whine.

"The Negroes stole our dates!"

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 10, 2020 01:12 PM (ejd/p)

108 91 The homeless guy took our food!

A cub scout pack from my old neighborhood could take these pukes.
Posted by: Archer at June 10, 2020 01:10 PM (gmo/4)

It's hard to say which cops are the enemy and which are still American.

Was going to advise them arresting the mayor and the city council and declaring martial law. But they may not be down for that struggle. Sadly.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 10, 2020 01:12 PM (s2VJv)

109 Dude talking about his college-attending son's bravery in acknowledging his privilege when he went to march with BLM.

Getting the "BLM is so IMPORTANT to support and not to trivialize with 'all lives matter' rejoinders because of the history of oppression even though all lives do of course matter" talk.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 10, 2020 01:12 PM (Q8c/L)

110 Oh great....here we go again.

@nypost

Louisville man David McAtee fatally shot by National Guard, police say

https://trib.al/zLuRS3k
Posted by: Tami

Yeah, this happened the other day in Louisville, Ky.

A real tragedy. The guy, David McAtee seems to have been a really nice guy.
Not clear yet if he fired at someone hassling him, and then was caught in the crossfire with the National Guard.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 10, 2020 01:12 PM (vcOmj)

111 In the Forbidden Zone.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 10, 2020 01:12 PM (aKsyK)

112 Are they in a food desert?

Posted by: notsothoreau at June 10, 2020 01:12 PM (JKNZq)

113 This calls for folks setting up barbecues and smokers just outside the barricades all around and just having a brisket and rib bacchanalia.

Posted by: McInTx (formerly (T)expat - West Africa Time) at June 10, 2020 01:12 PM (kp2/M)

114 Imagine a universe where Cornel West has a sane discussion on these current issues--and with another black man at that

Cornel West is a fool, but not an idiot.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 10, 2020 01:12 PM (KZzsI)

115 Can't they just call Grub Hub and meet them at the DMZ?

Also... haven't the appropriated the local restaurants? And grocery stores? And drug stores? I mean really, they're an autonomous zone. They should have a source of food, shouldn't they?

Posted by: shibumi at June 10, 2020 01:13 PM (ZCiJZ)

116 30
Shit. I just followed "it" yesterday. Was hoping to get some laughs. Oh,
well. Am Ithe only one that wants to see an armored vehicle smash
through each barrier simultaneously, scattering this pod of scum in all
directions? I mean, I'm not passionate about it. Seattle and all. My
fear is that this is just the beta demo for Occupy 2.0.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 10, 2020 01:04 PM (7Fj9P)

_________

Aren't there some 50-year-old stocks of napalm sitting around needing testing? I'd even go so far as dropping warning leaflets first. Win-Win.

Posted by: ShainS at June 10, 2020 01:13 PM (NfvSB)

117 Is that FBI sniper from Ruby Ridge available for call-up? I understand he has the moral flexibility we're looking for.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 10, 2020 01:13 PM (7Fj9P)

118 If Mayor Jenny starts sending them food, this will be proof positive that she's in on this scam with them. And if she is, then fine, Seattle voted for this, Seattle can live with it. I don't care if they trash their own city.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2020 01:13 PM (Kpl3J)

119 111 In the Forbidden Zone.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 10, 2020 01:12 PM (aKsyK)

Dr. Chazaius?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 10, 2020 01:13 PM (s2VJv)

120 #34. Talk about fun.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2020 01:10 PM (ctGui)

Combine the two. What could be better than being chased by sentient buildings as you shit yourself like a wild monkey on bad fruit?

Posted by: clutch cargo at June 10, 2020 01:13 PM (8B6Ng)

121 80 % of the people on Twitter produce 90% of the content

This is a person in that group

If Twitter was real life, Bernie would be president.

The media thinks Twitter is real life.

Posted by: RoyalOil at June 10, 2020 01:13 PM (aO8Gd)

122 Is soy part of their political philosophy?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 10, 2020 01:13 PM (Uu+Jp)

123 Having had extensive experience with homeless people, they are almost without exception intensely selfish and have zero concern for anyone else but their own survival. Perhaps when you are in that situation, nothing else makes sense.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 10, 2020 01:13 PM (KZzsI)

124
So antifa is stuck with a bunch bums, crazies and druggies aka The Homeless.

Posted by: YIKES! at June 10, 2020 01:13 PM (t6XCL)

125 I thought they'd already looted everything they needed.

Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at June 10, 2020 01:13 PM (O+I8R)

126 No one needs to show the anarchists what anarchy is. At the rate they're going, they will be killing each other within a week or two.

Think the funniest part of this whole protest/riot sh#tshow is how they really expected conservative gun owners to go rushing into cities to do. . . something, I'm not sure what. Guess they believed all that MSM hype about boogaloo forces with hair-trigger tempers just itching to kill POC or whatever.

LOL, enjoy your riots - you're destroying your own neighborhoods, your own cities, your own businesses.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 10, 2020 01:14 PM (bDqIh)

127 These are the asshoes who declared war on the Pagan MC.

How did that work out?

Posted by: kallisto at June 10, 2020 01:14 PM (DJFLF)

128 In the Forbidden Zone.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 10, 2020 01:12 PM (aKsyK)

I love that movie.

Posted by: clutch cargo at June 10, 2020 01:14 PM (8B6Ng)

129 113 This calls for folks setting up barbecues and smokers just outside the barricades all around and just having a brisket and rib bacchanalia.
Posted by: McInTx (formerly (T)expat - West Africa Time) at June 10, 2020 01:12 PM (kp2/M)

Oh I like that - I was thinking of sending them in some big platters full of pork chops smothered in Gravy.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2020 01:14 PM (Kpl3J)

130 Oh great, current execu-bot is quoting Elanor Roosevelt now. No mention of how her husband re-segregated the armed forces.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 10, 2020 01:14 PM (Q8c/L)

131 Hahahahaha...

@AlexBerenson

Wow. @facebook now apparently believes it should be fact-checking @cnbc and @who - it is calling the @CNBC article that accurately reported on the WHO's findings on asymptomatic transmission of #COVID being rare as "partly false."

https://tinyurl.com/yae49jcs

Posted by: Tami at June 10, 2020 01:14 PM (cF8AT)

132 I'm reading about the paris commune, and how after the bloody week there was peace in the country for a generation because all of the agitators had been...removed, we shall say.

So in a normal and sane country this reaction would be good in the sense that we could fill the jails with the radicals and be done with the nonsense. Of course, America being the great satan, these people will probably be elected to office.

Posted by: DJ3way at June 10, 2020 01:14 PM (bhPL1)

133 124
So antifa is stuck with a bunch bums, crazies and druggies aka The Homeless.
Posted by: YIKES! at June 10, 2020 01:13 PM (t6XCL)

What did Colon Bowel say? You break it, you own it?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 10, 2020 01:15 PM (s2VJv)

134 Hiiiiiigghhhhhwaaaayyy toooo the TYPHOID zonnnneeee!!!!!

Posted by: Kenny Loggins at June 10, 2020 01:15 PM (Geoni)

135 Why can't they just call Dominos?

Posted by: bill in arkansas at June 10, 2020 01:15 PM (C1Lsn)

136 I thought they could summon their needs from the air?

Like the heroeines in their favorite novels/series where they can channel/flow/cast their power and create something out of nothing.

Must be a temporary defect in the universe then, huh?

All these people yelling about equality yet everyone of them would fight to point out how THEY'RE different.

They just don't get it. NO ONE is equal. We're all different and that means we're not equal. What we strive for is that the Government is not allowed to TREAT people differently for whatever reason.

That's been exploded into the Government must make us all EQUAL which is an impossibility and thus there is continued strife. Which is okay for the left as that is one of their primary goals is to create strife between people.

Anyone who can't see that is being purposely blind. Because they know how UNEQUAL they are so they demand that everyone is reduced to their level.

This can all be laid and the feet of the system we call Education and that is run by Unions. Those two things will have to change or be changed or it will BE changed because we'll sink into chaos.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 10, 2020 01:15 PM (PGk6x)

137 94 How are we losing to these people? I'm baffled.
Posted by: Eric at June 10, 2020 01:10 PM (4q3U3)

Over the years, our side ceded any claim to any of the institutions, from the bureaucracy, to academia to the financial institutions(this one may have hurt the most in the long run), to the media, to the Fortune 500 to the sports monopolies to Big Tech to the Pentagon. In part, it was because the other side had a concentrated, well executed plan to do so, but it was also in part because our side just never takes enough interest in defending its interests. We didn't care. They did. They won.

And that's how you get a bunch of soy fed dweebs in masks taking over city blocks and running Mafia and Sharpton style extortion scams.

Posted by: Average Loser at June 10, 2020 01:15 PM (8aO2d)

138
Memo to Pantifa Top Brass - next time include a Food King inside your newly won "Autonomous Zone".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 10, 2020 01:15 PM (pNxlR)

139 Oh boy is this great!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 10, 2020 01:15 PM (KnJdm)

140 If Mayor Jenny starts sending them food, this will be proof positive that she's in on this scam with them. And if she is, then fine, Seattle voted for this, Seattle can live with it. I don't care if they trash their own city.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Technically speaking, those that have "declared" that area cop free zone, are in open rebellion, i.e., declaring war on the US.

That's treason.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2020 01:15 PM (ctGui)

141
Sam: I came to Seattle for the soy based food products.

Renault: Soy based food products? We're in the food desert.

Sam: I was misinformed.

...Okay, that doesn't exactly work.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 10, 2020 01:15 PM (EGyGV)

142 Cut off power, water, and sewer. Shut down all the towers with a cell covering this area. No more SM virtue signaling nor cries for help.

Posted by: Greyman27 at June 10, 2020 01:16 PM (RKLPC)

143 Fawn Hall is smokin.

Ollie just went up another notch in my book.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 10, 2020 01:16 PM (pw+jk)

144 138
Memo to Pantifa Top Brass - next time include a Food King inside your newly won "Autonomous Zone".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 10, 2020 01:15 PM (pNxlR)

"They can farm. It's easy peasy"

- - Michelito Lo-Lo Bloomberg

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 10, 2020 01:16 PM (s2VJv)

145 80 % of the people on Twitter produce 90% of the content

Posted by: RoyalOil at June 10, 2020 01:13 PM (aO8Gd)

Do you mean 8%? I think you mean 8%.

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2020 01:16 PM (gZ6M8)

146 Oh, joy. My execu-bots are committed to "... learning more, training more, responding more to bias and racism, and increasing representation through more training, guest speakers, inclusion targets ..."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 10, 2020 01:16 PM (Q8c/L)

147 Gee, these people are turning out to be every bit as pathetic as one thought they would.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 10, 2020 01:16 PM (WEBkv)

148 Aren't there some 50-year-old stocks of napalm
sitting around needing testing? I'd even go so far as dropping warning
leaflets first. Win-Win.

Posted by: ShainS at June 10, 2020 01:13 PM (NfvSB)

I said yesterday, what ever happened to neutron bombs? We develop this cool weapon that vaporizes organic matter and leaves the good stuff behind. Added bonus, it would probably turn all the turds to ash as well. A darned good scrubbing.

I'm sure these things have a shelf life, so why not give it a go? For science?

Posted by: clutch cargo at June 10, 2020 01:16 PM (8B6Ng)

149 The media thinks Twitter is real life.

The real problem is that big business thinks Twitter is real life.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 10, 2020 01:16 PM (KZzsI)

150
80 % of the people on Twitter produce 90% of the content

This is a person in that group

If Twitter was real life, Bernie would be president.

The media thinks Twitter is real life.

Posted by: RoyalOil at June 10, 2020 01:13 PM (aO8Gd)

If Twitter were real life, Jake Tapper would have one.

Posted by: Quint at June 10, 2020 01:16 PM (hHxp2)

151 You can take the hill but can you keep the hill.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless

-----

Hey !!! We watched The Last Castle on ACM. We can DO this.

~ Antifa

Posted by: fixerupper at June 10, 2020 01:16 PM (8XRCm)

152 WE CAN'T FEED

tee shirts available soon

Posted by: REDACTED at June 10, 2020 01:16 PM (JgrP5)

153 Unless I'm simply mistaken, municipal, county, and state official's oaths all contain some form of "preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States", not so?

If that is correct, then allowing the seizure by violence of territory organized peacefully and lawfully under the Constitution is a violation of their oaths, if those holding office under that Constitution do nothing to restore civil order. Am I wrong?

I admit I could be wrong. But as of today, the Second Civil War has been going on for a couple of weeks. The Boogaloo. The U. S. Intramurals.

Posted by: Monty James at June 10, 2020 01:16 PM (Zqz9o)

154 I think maybe we're all living in the Forbidden Zone right now.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2020 01:16 PM (Kpl3J)

155 I don't care if they trash their own city.

I care. I very much want them to trash their own city.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 10, 2020 01:16 PM (H5knJ)

156 Why can't they just call Dominos?

Posted by: bill in arkansas at June 10, 2020 01:15 PM (C1Lsn)

They want fair trade shade grown vegan pizza.

Posted by: BignJames at June 10, 2020 01:16 PM (X/Pw5)

157 Who's going to wash their clothes and fold their underwear and pay cell phone bills?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 10, 2020 01:16 PM (Uu+Jp)

158 Aren't there some 50-year-old stocks of napalm sitting around needing testing? I'd even go so far as dropping warning leaflets first. Win-Win.
Posted by: ShainS at June 10, 2020 01:13 PM

I'd bet good money that there are guys behind the wire at Bragg going

"OhpleaseohpleaseohpleaseMr.President!"

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 10, 2020 01:16 PM (ejd/p)

159 I'm going to head over there in about an hour to check it out.

I'll let you know what I see.

Smooches!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 10, 2020 01:17 PM (oEB84)

160 I'm starting to think these people don't want things like peace, tolerance and equality. Hear me out here.

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2020 01:17 PM (gZ6M8)

161 https://tinyurl.com/y8wjkse7

Posted by: DC at June 10, 2020 01:11 PM (onMzM)
Leo Terrell has been amazingly reasonable since the rioting began. He spent his entire life as an attorney who represented people hurt by police excessive force, but I don't think that record inoculates him from the Maob.

Posted by: kallisto at June 10, 2020 01:17 PM (DJFLF)

162 156 Why can't they just call Dominos?

Posted by: bill in arkansas at June 10, 2020 01:15 PM (C1Lsn)

They want fair trade shade grown vegan pizza.
Posted by: BignJames at June 10, 2020 01:16 PM (X/Pw5)

Italy... Columbus... Genocide.

No pizza.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 10, 2020 01:17 PM (s2VJv)

163 Throw em some grass clippings and a salt block

Posted by: REDACTED at June 10, 2020 01:17 PM (JgrP5)

164 Waco 2 or of that flavor.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 10, 2020 01:17 PM (pB6Gt)

165 163 Throw em some grass clippings and a salt block
Posted by: REDACTED at June 10, 2020 01:17 PM (JgrP5)

"Tlee balk!"

- - Whoa, Fat!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 10, 2020 01:18 PM (s2VJv)

166 How are we losing to these people? I'm baffled.

Posted by: Eric at June 10, 2020 01:10 PM (4q3U3)

You are mistaken. We are winning. This is the last gasp of the dem party. The only political power dems have is to riot and loot and destroy their own bluetopias.

If Joey Longfingers was really 15 points ahead, do you think we would see any of this? Trump's sitting on a mountain of October surprises, and the only rational move here is to not take the bait and let the lefties hang themselves.

We are winning. Act like it.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 10, 2020 01:18 PM (KnJdm)

167 Sam: I came to Seattle for the soy based food products.

Renault: Soy based food products? We're in the food desert.

Sam: I was misinformed.

...Okay, that doesn't exactly work.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

"Our records have him down as Rick"--Maj. Strasser

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 10, 2020 01:18 PM (FTlwv)

168 Wait, they're pedal to the metal anti-capitalists. They don't get to have the luxury of the offerings capitalist grocery stores and restaurants provide. Start planting some radishes, kids. No capitalist products for you.

Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at June 10, 2020 01:18 PM (O+I8R)

169
Think the funniest part of this whole protest/riot sh#tshow is how they really expected conservative gun owners to go rushing into cities to do. . . something,

"Aren't you gonna come in here, guns a-blazing?"

"No, no - you're doing just fine!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 10, 2020 01:18 PM (pNxlR)

170 In the morning rant I said:

"So, I wonder how long these zones will last when they realize no one knows how to do things like food production, supply chain management, or sewer maintenance.

Once they've chased out all the racist corporations and no ones picking up the the garbage, I give them maybe three weeks until they are hip deep in shit."

Well apparently I overshot the mark by approximately 3 weeks.

Posted by: Drunken Yoda at June 10, 2020 01:18 PM (4aiuQ)

171 They should get busy on that urban garden.

Posted by: Mo Ron Hubbard at June 10, 2020 01:18 PM (XfhKA)

172 133 124
So antifa is stuck with a bunch bums, crazies and druggies aka The Homeless.
Posted by: YIKES! at June 10, 2020 01:13 PM (t6XCL)

What did Colon Bowel say? You break it, you own it?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 10, 2020 01:15 PM (s2VJv)

This is really odd.
They are strong enough to defy the police.
(who should have shot them)
But these poor skinny homeless people took their food.

It's odd and funny too.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2020 01:18 PM (miuGT)

173 94 How are we losing to these people? I'm baffled.
Posted by: Eric at June 10, 2020 01:10 PM

They want to flout the law, and are in progressive enclaves where the government shields them from any negative consequences of their actions.

Conservatives follow the law, will be fully punished if they break the law (legally and publicly), and actually have value to lose.

It's not a fair fight, because it's not a fight. If only one side is swinging, it's a beating.

Posted by: Grimaldi at June 10, 2020 01:18 PM (my9nQ)

174 What's an "Alerta." Alexa's caffeine-addicted sister?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 10, 2020 01:18 PM (FtO5h)

175 This is still about George Floyd, right?

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2020 01:18 PM (gZ6M8)

176 Posted by: Eric at June 10, 2020 01:10 PM (4q3U3)

Otherwise, "concern" noted.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 10, 2020 01:18 PM (KnJdm)

177
Out of food?
Gonna start food rationing?
In one day?
That a record for going straight into the commie lifestyle.

Posted by: YIKES! at June 10, 2020 01:18 PM (t6XCL)

178 give them smallpox-ridden blankets

they believe that BS anyway

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at June 10, 2020 01:18 PM (RKQ/v)

179 The media thinks Twitter is real life.

The real problem is that big business thinks Twitter is real life.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 10, 2020 01:16 PM (KZzsI)

Which unfortunately turns it into real life.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 10, 2020 01:19 PM (xPl2J)

180 Once they've chased out all the racist corporations and no ones picking up the the garbage, I give them maybe three weeks until they are hip deep in shit."

Well apparently I overshot the mark by approximately 3 weeks.
Posted by: Drunken Yoda

*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2020 01:19 PM (ctGui)

181 115
Can't they just call Grub Hub and meet them at the DMZ?

Also...
haven't the appropriated the local restaurants? And grocery stores? And
drug stores? I mean really, they're an autonomous zone. They should have
a source of food, shouldn't they?

Posted by: shibumi at June 10, 2020 01:13 PM (ZCiJZ)

Why are these store shelves all empty now? Usually when I come back the next day, they are all full again.
????
????
Maybe tomorrow.

Posted by: NPC at June 10, 2020 01:19 PM (IqXvw)

182 Where is Sean Penn in a canoe?

Posted by: some guy out west at June 10, 2020 01:19 PM (Jhqq9)

183 The harvest of ash must not have been bountiful

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 10, 2020 01:19 PM (qgsQ1)

184 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at June 10, 2020 01:19 PM (d1KjJ)

185 I'm going to head over there in about an hour to check it out.

I'll let you know what I see.

Smooches!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 10, 2020 01:17 PM

Keep your head down, Nurse, and approach them from upwind.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 10, 2020 01:19 PM (ejd/p)

186
*strums ukulele*

"Ive seen food desserts on a horse with no mane,

It felt good to take off in a plane"

~Antifa jerkface that always get the lyrics wrong

Posted by: fixerupper at June 10, 2020 01:19 PM (8XRCm)

187 179 The media thinks Twitter is real life.

The real problem is that big business thinks Twitter is real life.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 10, 2020 01:16 PM (KZzsI)

Which unfortunately turns it into real life.
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 10, 2020 01:19 PM (xPl2J)

=========

Which becomes a problem if people take that into the voting booth.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 10, 2020 01:19 PM (LvTSG)

188 They're asking for vegan products?

I think people should organize a block party upwind of the zone, and grill lots of hot dogs, brauts, hamburgers, etc.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 10, 2020 01:19 PM (WEBkv)

189
163 Throw em some grass clippings and a salt block
Posted by: REDACTED at June 10, 2020 01:17 PM (JgrP5)

When does White-tail Deer season open?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 10, 2020 01:19 PM (pNxlR)

190 Here's what I would do.

1. One (1) weekly air drop of food sufficient for half of the occupiers.

2. Also two crates of edged weapons.

3. Cover the ensuing "distribution" with video drones and sell it on PPV.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 10, 2020 01:19 PM (N30JC)

191 168 Wait, they're pedal to the metal anti-capitalists. They don't get to have the luxury of the offerings capitalist grocery stores and restaurants provide. Start planting some radishes, kids. No capitalist products for you.

Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at June 10, 2020 01:18 PM (O+I8R)

They should call their comrades in China

Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2020 01:19 PM (miuGT)

192
Technically speaking, those that have "declared" that area cop free zone, are in open rebellion, i.e., declaring war on the US.

That's treason.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2020 01:15 PM (ctGui)

I think the proper word is actually sedition... but in a just world both words would be a direct path a short drop and a sudden stop, so it really doesn't matter much except to us pedants.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 10, 2020 01:20 PM (EGyGV)

193 And to think, some of you want to send in Federal troops and stop this.

It would be like censoring Dave Chappelle. Why the Hell would anybody do that ?

This shit is absolute comedy gold.

Posted by: Wheels Within Wheels at June 10, 2020 01:20 PM (Lktpy)

194 Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 10, 2020 01:18 PM (KnJdm)

Shhhhh.

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2020 01:20 PM (gZ6M8)

195 Hmm. Let's take a look at 'Laura's'self-declared profile:
--
18, she/they lesbian anarchist, abolish whiteness, capitalism, and civilization
--
Well, okey-dokey. The very model of a responsible, thinking adult

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2020 01:20 PM (vOGqy)

196 45
Lol, their acronym is Chaz.

Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at June 10, 2020 01:05 PM (G91sh)

_________

Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone -- Muffy And Todd (CHAZMAT) Division

Posted by: ShainS at June 10, 2020 01:20 PM (NfvSB)

197 Did the Bolsheviks have the same problems during the Russian Revolution?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 10, 2020 01:20 PM (Uu+Jp)

198 Did somebody say autonomous zone?

Posted by: Zombie David Carradine at June 10, 2020 01:20 PM (IqXvw)

199 Dumb fucks would have a tough time figuring out a jar of Folgers instant.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at June 10, 2020 01:20 PM (C1Lsn)

200 If that is correct, then allowing the seizure by violence of territory organized peacefully and lawfully under the Constitution is a violation of their oaths, if those holding office under that Constitution do nothing to restore civil order. Am I wrong?"

No, but here's the problem with Oaths in a society that no longer has Faith in anything. An Oath is a solemn promise before God that you will do what it is that you swear to do. The God you take an oath to is supposed to enforce it, eternally. BUT if you don't believe in any God, or anything else, then it all turns into just another Pirates Code - it's more like a Guideline than a Law. Maybe a Suggestion.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2020 01:20 PM (Kpl3J)

201 Which becomes a problem if people take that into the voting booth.
---------

Which is why it is time to ban the secret ballot.

- the left

Posted by: SH at June 10, 2020 01:20 PM (sX1BW)

202 they will run out of food and narcotics.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 10, 2020 01:20 PM (pB6Gt)

203 When they run out of American Spirit, that's when it's really gonna get sporty.

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2020 01:21 PM (gZ6M8)

204
Smooches!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 10, 2020 01:17 PM

Pictures (but be discreet)!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 10, 2020 01:21 PM (pNxlR)

205 It's almost like homeless people are uncivilized and uncooperative, have poor planning skills. I'm sure if someone had only explained to them that they live in a society they would not have taken all the food.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 10, 2020 01:21 PM (H5knJ)

206 They should get busy on that urban garden.
Posted by: Mo Ron Hubbard

Only 14 weeks until something is edible.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2020 01:21 PM (ctGui)

207 190 Here's what I would do.

1. One (1) weekly air drop of food sufficient for half of the occupiers.

2. Also two crates of edged weapons.

3. Cover the ensuing "distribution" with video drones and sell it on PPV.

And one box of the food is poisoned! I saw this movie.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 10, 2020 01:21 PM (FtO5h)

208 I recall fondly stories of the Donner Party Autonomous Free Zone.

Posted by: some guy out west at June 10, 2020 01:21 PM (Jhqq9)

209
Here's what I would do.

1. One (1) weekly air drop of food sufficient for half of the occupiers.

2. Also two crates of edged weapons.

3. Cover the ensuing "distribution" with video drones and sell it on PPV.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 10, 2020 01:19 PM (N30JC)

Ah yes... tryouts.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 10, 2020 01:21 PM (EGyGV)

210 >>They are strong enough to defy the police

Think it's that these city mayors are demanding the police stand down and abandon their precincts under attack? It is bizarre.

As any idiot could have predicted, as soon as they set up CHAZ they stormed city hall and demanded Mayor Jenny step down. Because giving in to the mob earns you their respect, right, Jenny?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 10, 2020 01:21 PM (bDqIh)

211 AntiFa isn't very bright.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-Death to AntiFa! at June 10, 2020 01:21 PM (o2MD2)

212 Rather than knock their barriers down, double them. Wrap them in concertina wire, T-Barriers and set explosives. They get their castle, but we own the moat.

You'll end up with one super rat, and you kill that one.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at June 10, 2020 01:21 PM (Fv6i4)

213 Keep your head down, Nurse, and approach them from upwind.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 10, 2020 01:19 PM (ejd/p)

Pic of some Chinese on a bus with some of them.
Holding their noses all.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2020 01:22 PM (miuGT)

214 The harvest of ash must not have been bountiful

=

They're about to become sphincter-peeved.

Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at June 10, 2020 01:22 PM (O+I8R)

215 "193 And to think, some of you want to send in Federal troops and stop this.

It would be like censoring Dave Chappelle. Why the Hell would anybody do that ?"

To find out if we still have troops who would carry out that mission, for a start.

Posted by: Monty James at June 10, 2020 01:22 PM (Zqz9o)

216 It's almost like homeless people are uncivilized and uncooperative, have poor planning skills.

I'm sure if someone had only explained to them that they live in a society they would not have taken all the food.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

Honestly? Sounds like the homeless planned pretty good. They DO have the food.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2020 01:22 PM (ctGui)

217 Hilariously, this morning these monkey fuckers also had their barriers stolen by the "pigs", so they put out a request for lumber so they could build a wall.

A wall.

Next thing you know they'll have an entire system for securing their borders and deciding who belongs and who doesn't belong.

In other words, they will be worse than Hitler/Trump.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 10, 2020 01:22 PM (4rS50)

218 she/they lesbian anarchist, abolish whiteness, capitalism, and civilization

Why not just move to a jungle somewhere? That would serve her goals.
Maybe she could move to the Andaman Islands. Or Snake Island.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 10, 2020 01:22 PM (Uu+Jp)

219 Posted by: Average Loser at June 10, 2020 01:15 PM (8aO2d

Pretty much.

I would add that as of right now our side still has no answer as our society gets erased.

Posted by: Not Voting Our Way Out Of This at June 10, 2020 01:22 PM (55lwO)

220 Call Moochelle

she'll help you grow some stuff

Posted by: REDACTED at June 10, 2020 01:22 PM (JgrP5)

221 haven't the appropriated the local restaurants? And grocery stores? And
drug stores? I mean really, they're an autonomous zone. They should have
a source of food, shouldn't they?

Posted by: shibumi
-----

They should just sprinkle some seeds on the ground.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 10, 2020 01:22 PM (vOGqy)

222 I watched a Survival show with a vegan. She didn't do well. Not sure why anyone would go on a show like that, if they aren't prepared to actually try and survive.

Posted by: notsothoreau at June 10, 2020 01:22 PM (JKNZq)

223 Did somebody say autonomous zone?

Posted by: Zombie David Carradine

And they keep using that word...

Posted by: non-zombie Mandy Patinkin at June 10, 2020 01:22 PM (P1f+c)

224 Watched "Copland" on HBO last night....fully expecting a "bad cop movie" marathon.

Posted by: BignJames at June 10, 2020 01:23 PM (X/Pw5)

225 I think people should organize a block party upwind of the zone, and grill lots of hot dogs, brauts, hamburgers, etc.

Lots of meat lover's pizzas picnicked on in plain view

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 10, 2020 01:23 PM (KZzsI)

226 I do not think th book 1984 is an institution manual

Posted by: Yo! at June 10, 2020 01:23 PM (d1KjJ)

227 What was once considered a nuclear option detonated in the Pennsylvania legislature this week, as Republican lawmakers - and a handful of Democrats - gave final approval to a resolution terminating Gov. Tom Wolf's coronavirus emergency declaration.

Posted by: SMOD at June 10, 2020 01:23 PM (3aI0K)

228 "took away" all the food LOL.

Grab and go!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 10, 2020 01:23 PM (FtO5h)

229 Fort Lewis is closest.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 10, 2020 01:23 PM (pw+jk)

230 Heh, build the wall.

I'd be all for that, sealing it in real good, too. No way in, no way out.

Posted by: Average Loser at June 10, 2020 01:23 PM (8aO2d)

231 Maybe if we kept calling it an AutoZone (instead of autonomous zone) one of them would set it on fire?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 10, 2020 01:23 PM (bDqIh)

232 Watched "Copland" on HBO last night....fully expecting a "bad cop movie" marathon.

At least that's a very good, bad cop movie

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 10, 2020 01:23 PM (KZzsI)

233 205 It's almost like homeless people are uncivilized and uncooperative, have poor planning skills. I'm sure if someone had only explained to them that they live in a society they would not have taken all the food.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 10, 2020 01:21 PM (H5knJ)

========

Ah, but society is the root of all evils in man. We would be perfect without the toxic influences of society.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 10, 2020 01:23 PM (LvTSG)

234
So they have managed to turn their Autonomous Zone into a Stalingrad ( with them as the Sixth Army) in 24 hours?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 10, 2020 01:23 PM (Un9AW)

235 It's almost like homeless people are uncivilized and uncooperative, have poor planning skills. ...
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 10, 2020 01:21 PM (H5knJ)
++++++++++++
You can say exactly the same thing about the people running Antifa's "autonomous zone."

And keep in mind why this is particularly funny: they're communists and want to plan the economy.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 10, 2020 01:23 PM (Q8c/L)

236 I would add that as of right now our side still has no answer as our society gets erased.
Posted by: Not Voting Our Way Out Of This
----------

Society at large is being frog-boiled.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 10, 2020 01:23 PM (vOGqy)

237 In a way, I'm glad I'm retired. But in another way I'm scared shitless that these people exist and are being allowed to act up.

Even baby ducks have a sense of self preservation.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 10, 2020 01:24 PM (PGk6x)

238 Reports are coming in of cannibalism in the CHAZ

Posted by: Next Weeks Fake News Today! at June 10, 2020 01:24 PM (RKQ/v)

239
lesbian anarchist

What does lesbian anarchy look like?

Suburus occupying mire than one parking space?

Dogs and cars living together?

Keymasters snd gatekeepers getting it on?

What? What?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 10, 2020 01:24 PM (pNxlR)

240 I give you the Vegan Cargo Cult of 2020

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 10, 2020 01:24 PM (k/TB6)

241 Laura is clearly mentally ill. How did she get there?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 10, 2020 01:24 PM (Uu+Jp)

242 So they have managed to turn their Autonomous Zone into a Stalingrad ( with them as the Sixth Army) in 24 hours?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 10, 2020 01:23 PM (Un9AW)
------------

In some ways, these people truly are overachievers.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 10, 2020 01:24 PM (WEBkv)

243 220 Call Moochelle

she'll help you grow some stuff
Posted by: REDACTED at June 10, 2020 01:22 PM (JgrP5)

Great. Another hashtag.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 10, 2020 01:24 PM (s2VJv)

244 Oh god no, not polls. We're all gonna die

Posted by: NCKate at June 10, 2020 01:24 PM (iKL4P)

245 Honestly? Sounds like the homeless planned pretty good. They DO have the food.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2020 01:22 PM (ctGui)
They have pretty well honed "living off the grid" skills.

Posted by: kallisto at June 10, 2020 01:24 PM (DJFLF)

246 We are not loosing to these people.

We are not engaging with them. Never interrupt your enemy while they're making a mistake.

Posted by: Archer at June 10, 2020 01:24 PM (gmo/4)

247 To find out if we still have troops who would carry out that mission, for a start.
Posted by: Monty James at June 10, 2020 01:22 PM (Zqz9o)

There was a time when I would have immediately thought that having any concern or uncertainty about that was ridiculous.

Now, however...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in this together!- at June 10, 2020 01:25 PM (mMLSg)

248 Here's what I would do.

1. One (1) weekly air drop of food sufficient for half of the occupiers.

2. Also two crates of edged weapons.

3. Cover the ensuing "distribution" with video drones and sell it on PPV.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 10, 2020 01:19 PM (N30JC)

That, and wall materials, with instructions that upon each additional mile of wall around Seattle, rations will increase.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 10, 2020 01:25 PM (KnJdm)

249 230 Trump's approval in Gallup was at 49% in May.

It's now at 39%.

The George Floyd death, and the subsequent silence from Trump as the riots began seems to have really moved the needle.
Posted by: steffigraf at June 10, 2020 01:23 PM (5MQi5)

I may be depressed and hopeless when it comes to a lot of this mess, but reading poll results has absolutely zero input on that. No need to pay any heed to their BS.

Posted by: Average Loser at June 10, 2020 01:25 PM (8aO2d)

250 226 I do not think th book 1984 is an institution manual
Posted by: Yo! at June 10, 2020 01:23 PM (d1KjJ)

=========

To be fair, they only skimmed the Cliff's Notes version.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 10, 2020 01:25 PM (LvTSG)

251 The poor crook he caught the fits
and threw up all of his grits
And then took and he ate up all of my soy
Let me get high
why don't they let me get high, ayigh ayigh
This is the best trip I've ever been on

Posted by: DanMan at June 10, 2020 01:25 PM (XTiHL)

252 238
Reports are coming in of cannibalism in the CHAZ

Posted by: Next Weeks Fake News Today! at June 10, 2020 01:24 PM (RKQ/v)

They are eating people in Key Arena!!!!

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 10, 2020 01:25 PM (k/TB6)

253
You'd think that young, college-educated anarchists would understand something about organization.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 10, 2020 01:25 PM (EGyGV)

254
Uh..... sorry dude. We cant delivery any pizza there. Our business license CLEARLY states its only valid inside the City Limits of Seattle.

You guys are autonomous . . remember??

Posted by: Dominoe Pizza at June 10, 2020 01:25 PM (8XRCm)

255 190 Here's what I would do.

1. One (1) weekly air drop of food sufficient for half of the occupiers.

2. Also two crates of edged weapons.

3. Cover the ensuing "distribution" with video drones and sell it on PPV.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 10, 2020 01:19 PM (N30JC)

Now, what to name it. How about "Desperate Anarchists of Seattle"? or "Hungry, Almost Naked and Definitely Afraid XL Seattle".
What else you got?

Posted by: CoolHandLuke at June 10, 2020 01:25 PM (U2+zT)

256 Call Moochelle

she'll help you grow some stuff
Posted by: REDACTED at June 10, 2020 01:22 PM (JgrP5)

Great. Another hashtag.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

#CallBloomberg
#LearnToFarm

Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2020 01:25 PM (ctGui)

257 I hope USAID sends them nothing but meat. Real meat.

Not the good stuff though. At least a grade below whatever Taco Bell serves.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 10, 2020 01:25 PM (UW2ZS)

258 245 Trump's approval in Gallup was at 49% in May.

It's now at 39%.

The George Floyd death, and the subsequent silence from Trump as the riots began seems to have really moved the needle.
Posted by: steffigraf at June 10, 2020 01:24 PM (Cf/Rb)

I've seen the needle and the damage done...

Thanks for your concern.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 10, 2020 01:25 PM (s2VJv)

259 Steffigraf is lacking soy.

Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at June 10, 2020 01:25 PM (O+I8R)

260 I kind of feel sorry for some of them because they have to sit and watch documentaries every night. But they do social distance while watching.

Who am I kidding. I do not feel sorry for these bottom feeders who are drunk on their power.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 10, 2020 01:25 PM (UNyae)

261 I see we have another poll troll.

They aren't even entertaining any more.

Just boring and stupid.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 10, 2020 01:26 PM (WEBkv)

262 @BrotherNorthernLurker 01:16
"Who's going to wash their clothes and fold their underwear and pay cell phone bills?"

Moooooooommmmm!!! I need you to bring me some snacks and stuff to the Autonomous Zone!

Posted by: squid_hunt at June 10, 2020 01:26 PM (Ectld)

263 238 Reports are coming in of cannibalism in the CHAZ
Posted by: Next Weeks Fake News Today! at June 10, 2020 01:24 PM (RKQ/v)

=========

It's vegan to eat a vegan, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 10, 2020 01:26 PM (LvTSG)

264 Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone - Bold Overthrowing Neighborhood Occupiers

CHAZ-BONO

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2020 01:26 PM (gZ6M8)

265 Someone on another site pointed out that this may be an all-time record for a communist takeover leading to starvation.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 10, 2020 01:26 PM (hKLpI)

266 I watched a documentary on how the US Quartermasters managed to supply millions of men at arms in the field for months at a time with everything they needed to keep the front moving. The Quartermaster Corps was absolutely a main reason we prevailed in a 2 front war. They did it without computers and email. They were incredible.

Then I look at these "revolutionaries" begging for soy.....

Posted by: Xipe Totec-Death to AntiFa! at June 10, 2020 01:26 PM (o2MD2)

267 161 https://tinyurl.com/y8wjkse7

Posted by: DC at June 10, 2020 01:11 PM (onMzM)
Leo Terrell has been amazingly reasonable since the rioting began. He spent his entire life as an attorney who represented people hurt by police excessive force, but I don't think that record inoculates him from the Maob.
Posted by: kallisto at June 10, 2020 01:17 PM (DJFLF)

LOL that was hilarious! It reminds me of a Youtube video from some foreign talkshow (Mexico? Turkey? I forget) and about a minute after the discussion started, one of the nicely dressed professional looking academics picked up the table and broke it over the other one's head.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2020 01:26 PM (Kpl3J)

268 OK here is a good idea for a novel.
Antifa takes over a few city blocks and sets up a cop free "autonmous zone" Then Hannibal Lector strolls in after quietly slipping out of his white hat and linen pants into a black hoodie and full antifa regalia, dangling a bottle of wine between the knuckles of his index and middle finger.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 10, 2020 01:26 PM (IqXvw)

269
OT - The Scarf Queen said that the St. George protests destroyed 70 Covid testing sites. So peaceful. Nothing but peaceful

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 10, 2020 01:26 PM (Un9AW)

270 245 Yeah, yeah, we know. Take a break and go away.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at June 10, 2020 01:26 PM (C1Lsn)

271 People don't like uncertainty and chaos, no matter who is in office or what they do. You just ride it out and keep doing what needs to be done, then on the far end, make sure people hear from you and do it well. This kind of stuff never lasts.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 10, 2020 01:26 PM (KZzsI)

272
Airdrop into CHAZ copies of Mike Bloomberg's "Farming for Dummies" best seller.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 10, 2020 01:26 PM (pNxlR)

273 Now, what to name it. How about "Desperate Anarchists of Seattle"? or "Hungry, Almost Naked and Definitely Afraid XL Seattle".
What else you got?
Posted by: CoolHandLuke at June 10, 2020 01:25 PM (U2+zT)
-------------

Soy Hand Luke.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 10, 2020 01:27 PM (WEBkv)

274 rump's approval in Gallup was at 49% in May.

It's now at 39%.

The George Floyd death, and the subsequent silence from Trump as the riots began seems to have really moved the needle.
Posted by: steffigraf at June 10, 2020 01:24 PM (Cf/Rb)

---------

Your concern is

[_] not noted
[X] noted

Posted by: fixerupper at June 10, 2020 01:27 PM (8XRCm)

275 Hey COMMIES, how about a big sack of FUCK YOU.

It's made from the finest soy available.

Posted by: SUG at June 10, 2020 01:27 PM (dMrJJ)

276 You are mistaken. We are winning. This is the last gasp of the dem
party. The only political power dems have is to riot and loot and
destroy their own bluetopias.

___________

The PLC (Pigeon Losing at Chess) Party

Posted by: ShainS at June 10, 2020 01:27 PM (NfvSB)

277 > Trump's approval in Gallup was at 49% in May.

> It's now at 39%.

His approval in the Rodrigo Borgia poll is 100%.

One is as credible as the other.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 10, 2020 01:27 PM (hKLpI)

278 Trump's approval in Gallup was at 49% in May.

It's now at 39%.

The George Floyd death, and the subsequent silence from Trump as the riots began seems to have really moved the needle.
Posted by: steffigraf at June 10, 2020 01:23 PM (5MQi5)
++++++++++++
Polling serves to try to move opinion, not to measure it. Think about public polls for a moment, then ask yourself a question: "Why do they exist?"

The parties, campaigns and major candidates do their own polling. That internal polling is fiercely-guarded and secret. They don't publicize. They're measuring (or trying to). Given all of this parallel infrastructure within the party and political systems, what purpose does public polling serve? No one who needs data is using it.

It's there to try to move opinion, nothing more. It is a propaganda element.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 10, 2020 01:27 PM (Q8c/L)

279 Here's what I would do.

1. One (1) weekly air drop of food sufficient for half of the occupiers.

2. Also two crates of edged weapons.

3. Cover the ensuing "distribution" with video drones and sell it on PPV.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 10, 2020 01:19 PM (N30JC)

Build a cornucopia and relive Hunger Games all over.

Posted by: Roy at June 10, 2020 01:27 PM (Ti+Tv)

280 Gallop poll
Biden 60%Trump 40%

Posted by: horse hockey at June 10, 2020 01:27 PM (XfhKA)

281 Mistranslation of name. Should be laurakook.

Doubt regular channels of food supply (aka Truckers) will be going through barricades into the Glorious Revolutionary Commune.

I think they skipped the 'thinking things through' part of nation state construction.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 10, 2020 01:27 PM (e1mEI)

282 I hope USAID sends them nothing but meat. Real meat.

Not the good stuff though. At least a grade below whatever Taco Bell serves.

Posted by: bonhomme

1. There's not a grade below that
B. That's not meat

Posted by: mikeski at June 10, 2020 01:27 PM (P1f+c)

283 Now, what to name it. How about "Desperate Anarchists of Seattle"? or "Hungry, Almost Naked and Definitely Afraid XL Seattle".

What else you got?

Posted by: CoolHandLuke at June 10, 2020 01:25 PM (U2+zT)

Battle in Seattle

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 10, 2020 01:27 PM (k/TB6)

284 197
Did the Bolsheviks have the same problems during the Russian Revolution?

yes, comrade, and we killed EVERYONE who opposed us.

Works every time..............

Posted by: Vlad Lenin , nee Ulanov--call me Ziggy at June 10, 2020 01:27 PM (8KSPd)

285 Antifa is learning about real world problems in a real world setting.

Mark Twain said it best, " When you carry a cat by its tail you learn something that you can learn in no other way."

I guess by asking for soy they are insuring that homeless do not take it?

Posted by: Picric at June 10, 2020 01:28 PM (Gf8pG)

286 With all that soy they might run out of manbras.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 10, 2020 01:28 PM (Uu+Jp)

287 Do any normies live or work in the CHAZ/

Posted by: mr tmz at June 10, 2020 01:28 PM (m/Gc2)

288 Posted by: steffigraf at June 10, 2020 01:24 PM (Cf/Rb)

This is really going to upset President Clinton when she hears about it.

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2020 01:28 PM (gZ6M8)

289 I hope USAID sends them nothing but meat. Real meat.

Not the good stuff though. At least a grade below whatever Taco Bell serves.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 10, 2020 01:25 PM

USDA School Lunch Grade?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 10, 2020 01:28 PM (ejd/p)

290 Could somebody please strangle Steffigraf in the crib? I don't need a Soros-bot-poll-troll stealing my serenity today. It's So. F^*king. Tiresome.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 10, 2020 01:28 PM (7Fj9P)

291 The Homeless People Took All of Our Food. Please Send Soy.

I'm crying.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 10, 2020 01:28 PM (WvQcX)

292 I would add that as of right now our side still has no answer as our society gets erased.
Posted by: Not Voting Our Way Out Of This at June 10, 2020 01:22 PM (55lwO)

Not true. The answer has been stated many, many times. It's simply too distasteful for some.

They're erasing themselves. Let them. Hell, encourage them. And don't tolerate for a single second when they take one step outside their blue city safe zones.

It's like some folks here have never used a self-cleaning oven. You don't stop the damn thing halfway through the cycle.

Posted by: Wheels Within Wheels at June 10, 2020 01:29 PM (Lktpy)

293 At least no one is asking for soap or deodorant.

Posted by: some guy out west at June 10, 2020 01:29 PM (Jhqq9)

294 My heart is hurting for them. So sad.

Posted by: corn and beans at June 10, 2020 01:29 PM (tkNkP)

295 Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2020 01:26 PM (Kpl3J)
Terrell said if Kamala is the Veep pic, he's not voting democrat, because she's an opportunist with a terrible civil rights record.

He also called out all democrat run cities for the way they have betrayed black people.

Posted by: kallisto at June 10, 2020 01:29 PM (DJFLF)

296 Soy?

Taking the "T" out of Antifa.

Posted by: Hands at June 10, 2020 01:29 PM (786Ro)

297 249 Here's what I would do.

1. One (1) weekly air drop of food sufficient for half of the occupiers.

2. Also two crates of edged weapons.

3. Cover the ensuing "distribution" with video drones and sell it on PPV.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 10, 2020 01:19 PM (N30JC)

That, and wall materials, with instructions that upon each additional mile of wall around Seattle, rations will increase.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 10, 2020 01:25 PM (KnJdm)

The Hunger Games: Seattle Edition

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 10, 2020 01:29 PM (NWiLs)

298 The Negros Took Our Dates!

Posted by: TruthHurts at June 10, 2020 01:29 PM (f2xxr)

299 > AntiFa isn't very bright.

For a supposed paramilitary organization, they sure seem to have fucked up the logistics on this one.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 10, 2020 01:29 PM (hKLpI)

300 They need to make up a bunch of those school lunches Moochelle designed and send a truckload of them in there. Hilarity will continue to ensue.

Posted by: Roy at June 10, 2020 01:30 PM (Ti+Tv)

301 Chazz Palminteri > CHAZ

Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at June 10, 2020 01:30 PM (O+I8R)

302 I predict it's going to get even better -- rats. Rats that haven't been able to eat restaurant garbage for months, disturbed from their usual haunts by fire/noise. Seattle already had a rat problem before pandemic/BLM protests, and now there will be open food piles, human waste, and grunge living. I give it about a week before one of these idiots gets gnawed on.

Posted by: Sabrina Chase at June 10, 2020 01:30 PM (exg7Q)

303 The George Floyd death, and the subsequent silence from Trump as the riots began seems to have really moved the needle.
Posted by: steffigraf at June 10, 2020 01:23 PM (5MQi5)

you know that Gallup stop polling Presidential elections

cause they sucked at it so

Posted by: REDACTED at June 10, 2020 01:30 PM (JgrP5)

304 1. There's not a grade below that
B. That's not meat
Posted by: mikeski at June 10, 2020 01:27 PM (P1f+c)

Think of it as a cleanse

Posted by: A dude in MI at June 10, 2020 01:30 PM (/6GbT)

305 If we don't pay attention to them, this just becomes a shitty little skid row area full of derelicts in Seattle who can do nothing. Mayor Jenny created it, let Mayor Jenny figure out what to do.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2020 01:30 PM (Kpl3J)

306 So they have managed to turn their Autonomous Zone into a Stalingrad ( with them as the Sixth Army) in 24 hours?

I would like to see Seattle police recognize this "autonomous zone" as a separate, non-US state, with all of the accompanying legal requirements.

You want to come out? Passport please.

You want to take US goods into the autonomous zone? You owe a 90% export tax.

You want us to send in police to investigate a rape or murder? Sure, as soon as we are done negotiating with your Ambassador regarding some of our demands in return.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 10, 2020 01:30 PM (UW2ZS)

307 someone should remind them what happened to the students in Les Miserables. it might be the only way to reason with them...

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 10, 2020 01:30 PM (+NdM9)

308 I watched a Survival show with a vegan. She didn't do well. Not sure why anyone would go on a show like that, if they aren't prepared to actually try and survive.

Posted by: notsothoreau at June 10, 2020 01:22 PM (JKNZq)

Saw one years ago....they got a chicken....somewhere. She goes nuts.."You can't eat that chicken! It has a face"!

Posted by: BignJames at June 10, 2020 01:30 PM (X/Pw5)

309 ITS FUNNY CAUSE THEY PUT FENCES UP ALL AROUND THE AUTONOMOUS ZONE TO KEEP PEOPLE OUT WHILE ALSO ESPOUSING OPEN BORDERS AND NOT UNDERSTANDING THEY JUST MADE THEIR OWN GUARDLESS PRISON.

Posted by: Ben Rothliesbergergler at June 10, 2020 01:30 PM (IqXvw)

310 Look, if the leftists are just going to wall themselves up and starve in their own ghetto, I don't know what's going to be in this civil war for me.

Posted by: MLCross at June 10, 2020 01:30 PM (K8Z2z)

311 Now, what to name it. How about "Desperate Anarchists of Seattle"? or "Hungry, Almost Naked and Definitely Afraid XL Seattle".

What else you got?

Posted by: CoolHandLuke at June 10, 2020 01:25 PM (U2+zT)

This Old Dacha?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 10, 2020 01:30 PM (KnJdm)

312 ATTENTION: YOU ARE ENTERING THE CAPITAL HILL AUTONOMOUS ZONE.

THIS IS A TESTOSTERONE FREE ZONE!

Posted by: Hands at June 10, 2020 01:30 PM (786Ro)

313 I think someone needs to look up what "autonomous" means in the dictionary.

Posted by: bluebell at June 10, 2020 01:30 PM (/669Q)

314 You can't be a revolutionary if you don't eat chilies.

Posted by: Mao at June 10, 2020 01:30 PM (MtmVO)

315 Between this and the city hall sidebar item, I'd say the Mariners have no chance at the championship this year.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 10, 2020 01:31 PM (r+sAi)

316 The only polls that count are those conducted IRL such as the recent primaries where Biden got less than 80 per cent of the demonrat vote.

Posted by: kallisto at June 10, 2020 01:31 PM (DJFLF)

317 They shoulda' called it the Capitol Hill Autoeroticisms Zone.

Proper!

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Civilly Disobedient at June 10, 2020 01:31 PM (3H9h1)

318 302 I predict it's going to get even better -- rats. Rats that haven't been able to eat restaurant garbage for months, disturbed from their usual haunts by fire/noise. Seattle already had a rat problem before pandemic/BLM protests, and now there will be open food piles, human waste, and grunge living. I give it about a week before one of these idiots gets gnawed on.
Posted by: Sabrina Chase at June 10, 2020 01:30 PM (exg7Q)

Rats, you say?

Posted by: The Preferred Vector of the Bubonic Plague at June 10, 2020 01:31 PM (PiwSw)

319 267 There are Matthew Brady photos of quartermaster wagon trains in the Civil War stretching for miles. Add the rail transport. Superior supply and logistics always wins.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at June 10, 2020 01:31 PM (C1Lsn)

320 Saw one years ago....they got a chicken....somewhere. She goes nuts.."You can't eat that chicken! It has a face"!

Posted by: BignJames at June 10, 2020 01:30 PM (X/Pw5)

A yummy face.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 10, 2020 01:31 PM (KnJdm)

321 Steffi Graf was a German !!!!!!!!

that's bad, no? Although, you know, they put me on a sealed train from Switzerland to the Finland Station. Good cheese in Switzerland, tho

Posted by: Vlad Lenin , nee Ulanov--call me Ziggy at June 10, 2020 01:31 PM (8KSPd)

322 George's funeral over? McCain's?

Posted by: Dingbat at June 10, 2020 01:31 PM (CZu3y)

323 looks like it's sperm bisque for you guys in CHAZ

Posted by: REDACTED at June 10, 2020 01:31 PM (JgrP5)

324
Posted by: steffigraf at June 10, 2020 01:24 PM (Cf/Rb)

Go home and make Andre Agassi a sammich.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 10, 2020 01:31 PM (EGyGV)

325 Is there anyone in that "commune" who is not mentally ill?

Posted by: corn and beans at June 10, 2020 01:31 PM (tkNkP)

326 Pretty fucking stupid for a bunch of revolutionaries to siege themselves.

Posted by: Roy at June 10, 2020 01:31 PM (Ti+Tv)

327 > The Homeless People Took All of Our Food. Please Send Soy.

I hope there's some leaked video showing the homeless jacking their shit, while the soibois tearfully plead "But we're on your side!" and beg for their food back.

That would be icing on the cake.

But man, the homeless took their soy? Homeless people in Seattle must be more desperate than I thought.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 10, 2020 01:31 PM (hKLpI)

328 OT - The Scarf Queen said that the St. George protests destroyed 70 Covid testing sites. So peaceful. Nothing but peaceful

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 10, 2020 01:26 PM (Un9AW)

Did she also insist on full lock down in those same areas (with obvious exceptions granted for those rioting and protesting activities that were deemed essential)?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in this together!- at June 10, 2020 01:31 PM (mMLSg)

329 If they do away with cop shows, where will all the Italian actors go for jobs?

Posted by: jakee308 at June 10, 2020 01:31 PM (PGk6x)

330 Oh good point Sabrina. Seattle has a huge rat problem thanks to the building of the tunnel and also all the construction.

Who is emptying the porta potties. Do they know how to get stuff like that done.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 10, 2020 01:32 PM (UNyae)

331 299 > AntiFa isn't very bright.

For a supposed paramilitary organization, they sure seem to have fucked up the logistics on this one.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 10, 2020 01:29 PM (hKLpI)

=========

All you need to do as a soldier is make stabby motions with a bayonet, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 10, 2020 01:32 PM (LvTSG)

332 It's just like Lord of The Flies plus Waco plus Road Warrior in the same enchilada.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 10, 2020 01:32 PM (pB6Gt)

333 Has the Antifa/biker brawl happened yet?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 10, 2020 01:32 PM (Uu+Jp)

334 It's like some folks here have never used a self-cleaning oven. You don't stop the damn thing halfway through the cycle.

Posted by: Wheels Within Wheels at June 10, 2020 01:29 PM (Lktpy)

I like that analogy, that's a keeper!

Seattle has coddled and played footsie with these radicals for decades. Seattle gets what Seattle deserves. If they don't like it, Seattle can fix it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2020 01:32 PM (Kpl3J)

335 If we don't pay attention to them, this just becomes a shitty little skid row area full of derelicts in Seattle who can do nothing. Mayor Jenny created it, let Mayor Jenny figure out what to do.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Mad Jenny: Beyond San Francisco

Posted by: Hands at June 10, 2020 01:33 PM (786Ro)

336 Or maybe CBS can air drop Jef Probst in to the Autonomous Zone for the latest edition of Survivor Seattle: Soys v. Homeless

Think of all the fun challenges such as the first team to build a 12 foot wall with pallets.

Posted by: CoolHandLuke at June 10, 2020 01:33 PM (U2+zT)

337 Buy more ammo and more high capacity magizines. No quarter.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...Made in the USA at June 10, 2020 01:33 PM (XvZiT)

338 332 It's just like Lord of The Flies plus Waco plus Road Warrior in the same enchilada.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 10, 2020 01:32 PM

A vegan, non-GMO, gluten-free enchilada.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 10, 2020 01:33 PM (NWiLs)

339 I think someone needs to look up what "autonomous" means in the dictionary.

Posted by: bluebell at June 10, 2020 01:30 PM (/669Q)
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It means, "A Starbucks on every corner," duh!

Posted by: Soy boi and xer at June 10, 2020 01:33 PM (WEBkv)

340 For a supposed paramilitary organization, they sure seem to have fucked up the logistics on this one.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth)

To be fair, they're a Communist paramilitary organization, and I'm sure there's enough food left in the hippopotamus zone for two or three of the leaders.

Posted by: mikeski at June 10, 2020 01:33 PM (P1f+c)

341 Could somebody please strangle Steffigraf in the crib? I don't need a Soros-bot-poll-troll stealing my serenity today. It's So. F^*king. Tiresome.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 10, 2020 01:28 PM (7Fj9P)

--

Don't let it. They're flailing, otherwise they wouldn't be here. And I remember this idiot troll from years ago. It's been dormant for a while. Must've received a lightning bolt zap, which brought it back to life for a bit.

Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at June 10, 2020 01:33 PM (O+I8R)

342 bags of soy, etc. - anything to help us eat

How about a bag of dicks?

Posted by: t-bird at June 10, 2020 01:33 PM (ZS2+d)

343 Gallop poll
Biden 60%Trump 40%

Biden by a nose!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 10, 2020 01:33 PM (KZzsI)

344 But we should definitely still let Democrats take our guns. It's for the children.

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2020 01:33 PM (gZ6M8)

345 336 Or maybe CBS can air drop Jef Probst in to the Autonomous Zone for the latest edition of Survivor Seattle: Soys v. Homeless

Think of all the fun challenges such as the first team to build a 12 foot wall with pallets.
Posted by: CoolHandLuke at June 10, 2020 01:33 PM (U2+zT)

===========

"Have we gone corporate? A challenge."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 10, 2020 01:33 PM (LvTSG)

346 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 10, 2020 01:33 PM (Zz0t1)

347 > USDA School Lunch Grade?

Sorry, no. Violation of the Geneva Conventions, even when dealing with unlawful combatants.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 10, 2020 01:33 PM (hKLpI)

348 326
Pretty fucking stupid for a bunch of revolutionaries to siege themselves.

Posted by: Roy at June 10, 2020 01:31 PM (Ti+Tv)

Shhh.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 10, 2020 01:34 PM (KnJdm)

349 I pissed myself laughing at this earlier....

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 10, 2020 01:34 PM (Zz0t1)

350 No kidding, does not the Governor of that state have an obligation to point out these people are in open rebellion against the United States?

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 10, 2020 01:34 PM (nFRLh)

351 -
-
Saw one years ago....they got a chicken....somewhere. She goes nuts.."You can't eat that chicken! It has a face"!
Posted by: BignJames at June 10, 2020 01:30 PM

--------------

If I were there, my conscience would force me to cook and eat the chicken's face.

Posted by: irright at June 10, 2020 01:34 PM (aSKRB)

352 To be fair, they're a Communist paramilitary
organization, and I'm sure there's enough food left in the hippopotamus
zone for two or three of the leaders.

Posted by: mikeski at June 10, 2020 01:33 PM (P1f+c)

LMAO

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2020 01:34 PM (gZ6M8)

353 212
Rather than knock their barriers down, double them. Wrap them in
concertina wire, T-Barriers and set explosives. They get their castle,
but we own the moat.

You'll end up with one super rat, and you kill that one.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at June 10, 2020 01:21 PM (Fv6i4)

___________

Coming to theaters this summer -- Snake Plissken is back in "Escape from CHAZ"

Posted by: ShainS at June 10, 2020 01:34 PM (NfvSB)

354 Did somebody say autonomous zone?

Posted by: Zombie David Carradine

And they keep using that word...
Posted by: non-zombie
--------

Cut the power and water, and stop importation of anything. Let's see how 'autonomous' they are.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2020 01:34 PM (AytXr)

355 258 I hope USAID sends them nothing but meat. Real meat.

Not the good stuff though. At least a grade below whatever Taco Bell serves.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 10, 2020 01:25 PM (UW2ZS)

Crab bait.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2020 01:34 PM (miuGT)

356 Relax everyone, the blessed ones have broken into Seattle City Hall. They can loot the vending machines for fair trade snacks.

Posted by: some guy out west at June 10, 2020 01:34 PM (Jhqq9)

357 Saw one years ago....they got a chicken....somewhere. She goes nuts.."You can't eat that chicken! It has a face"!
Posted by: BignJames at June 10, 2020 01:30 PM

*chops head off with cleaver*
Not anymore.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 10, 2020 01:34 PM (NWiLs)

358 Now, what to name it. How about "Desperate Anarchists of Seattle"? or "Hungry, Almost Naked and Definitely Afraid XL Seattle".

What else you got?

Posted by: CoolHandLuke at June 10, 2020 01:25 PM (U2+zT)
----------

"Scrounging in Seattle."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 10, 2020 01:34 PM (WEBkv)

359 Superior supply and logistics always wins.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at June 10, 2020 01:31 PM (C1Lsn)

Oui, d'accord................and cannons. Beaucoup des cannonades........ And tactics. Balls of steel, also

Posted by: Napoleon Bonaparte, small but Packs a Punch at June 10, 2020 01:34 PM (8KSPd)

360 > AntiFa isn't very bright.
==================
All you need to see is the Antifag "medic" trying to tie a tourniquet on the thigh of a brave antifag warrior. Dude has about a ~3" surface laceration, hardly any blood. He deserves to lose that leg.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 10, 2020 01:34 PM (7Fj9P)

361 But Governor Inslee released an executive order making it illegal to fire anyone who refuses to come back to work because they are afraid for their health.

Important things first!

Posted by: Jade Sea at June 10, 2020 01:34 PM (E2CHS)

362 I can't imagine everyone there is a pampered idiot. There must be at least a few thugs who can take over and do the iron fist thing.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 10, 2020 01:34 PM (Uu+Jp)

363 Where did all the food trucks go?

Posted by: NPC at June 10, 2020 01:34 PM (IqXvw)

364
It's all SimCity to them.

I, for one, await their demands for increased light rail services. That always was my cue to send in bulldozers to level the place: "Light rail THIS, you mewling pukes!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 10, 2020 01:34 PM (pNxlR)

365 Re: The scarf queen and 70 destroyed COVID testing sites

It also obliterated their quest for contact tracing as far as I can tell.

"See, all you have to do is install this app and then we have an army of tracers who can see where you've been and who you've been hanging out with. . ."

Protester/rioter: "NO F'ing WAY!!"

Posted by: Lizzy at June 10, 2020 01:35 PM (bDqIh)

366 Now, what to name it. How about "Desperate Anarchists of Seattle"? or "Hungry, Almost Naked and Definitely Afraid XL Seattle".

What else you got?
...
This Old Dacha?

Ow, My Balls

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 10, 2020 01:35 PM (WvQcX)

367
Now, what to name it. How about "Desperate Anarchists of Seattle"? or "Hungry, Almost Naked and Definitely Afraid XL Seattle".
What else you got?
Posted by: CoolHandLuke at June 10, 2020 01:25 PM (U2+zT)

---------

How about that song by Perry Como..... Seattle

"The stupidist guys you've ever seen....
Antifa in Seattle
And the weeds the greenest green...
Antifa In Seattle

Like an inbred child, growing up, dumb and wide.
Full of dope and full of beer.
Full of xhers and trans and queers.

Full of teens wet behind the ears.

Antifa in Seattle.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 10, 2020 01:35 PM (8XRCm)

368 All important problems (of course, not the unimportant, trivial problems, or problems whose solutions have already been decided after discussion at meetings and need only be carried out) must be submitted to the committee for discussion,

Posted by: Mao at June 10, 2020 01:35 PM (MtmVO)

369 Gabriela Sabatini > Steffigraf

Posted by: Hands at June 10, 2020 01:35 PM (786Ro)

370 A vegan, non-GMO, gluten-free enchilada.
Posted by: Insomniac

Now that's an enchilada nightmare.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 10, 2020 01:35 PM (pB6Gt)

371 9
YOU HAVE DIED OF DYSENTERY!!
Posted by: fixerupper at June 10, 2020 01:01 PM (8XRCm)

LMMFAO!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 10, 2020 01:35 PM (Zz0t1)

372 In too late to tweet "jump"?

Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 10, 2020 01:35 PM (koNhm)

373 I still find it hard to understand how these people can disrespect the McCain and Floyd funerals. Shouldn't they wait until these are over next year?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 10, 2020 01:35 PM (r+sAi)

374 So is like the whole Biden Presidency going to be conducted from his basement?

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 10, 2020 01:35 PM (nFRLh)

375 It means, "A Starbucks on every corner," duh!

Posted by: Soy boi and xer at June 10, 2020 01:33 PM (WEBkv)

I saw that Shitbucks says it lost $3 billion in revenue as a result of the Flu Manchu lockdown. Good. Go out of business and take Amazon with you

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 10, 2020 01:35 PM (Un9AW)

376 Anarchists of Seattle"? or "Hungry, Almost Naked and Definitely Afraid XL Seattle".

What else you got?

Posted by: CoolHandLuke at June 10, 2020 01:25 PM (U2+zT)
----------

"Scrounging in Seattle."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 10, 2020 01:34 PM (WEBkv)

Brainless in Seattle.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 10, 2020 01:35 PM (Uu+Jp)

377 Lotta' tent work going on in CHAZ.
Girls better run.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2020 01:35 PM (miuGT)

378 Where did all the food trucks go?
Posted by: NPC at June 10, 2020 01:34 PM (IqXvw)

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I hear that in a David Lee Roth lyric and tune.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 10, 2020 01:36 PM (8XRCm)

379 The milkman polled steffigraf's mom once. He should have polled out.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 10, 2020 01:36 PM (H5knJ)

380 Did somebody say autonomous zone?

Posted by: Zombie David Carradine

And they keep using that word...
Posted by: non-zombie
--------

Cut the power and water, and stop importation of anything. Let's see how 'autonomous' they are.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Shut down cell towers and LTE around the zone.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2020 01:36 PM (ctGui)

381 Silly Antifa, don't you know you're exercising your White Privilege by wanting to eat?

Posted by: kallisto at June 10, 2020 01:36 PM (DJFLF)

382 Oy vey. On a company meeting and I am seeing red. I used to love my company. Then I liked my company. Then I appreciated my company. I am starting to hold them all in contempt.

I am getting the "silence is betrayal" (literally a quote there) pablum from executives now.
===
This is just the racism phase. In the lgbtq phase you will be made to wear high heels and sip penis.

Posted by: Simplemind at June 10, 2020 01:36 PM (ZuGkg)

383 Not much makes me laugh these days, but this tweet is comedy gold.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 10, 2020 01:36 PM (WEBkv)

384 Terminator Kayleigh up at 2 PM

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 10, 2020 01:36 PM (GRuJt)

385 Interesting times lead to ... what exactly?

Posted by: zeera Moron Author at June 10, 2020 01:36 PM (zUdXR)

386 Oh NO!

Dr. Fauci says the Covid-19 Pndemic is "not even close to being over."

Posted by: JoeF. at June 10, 2020 01:36 PM (CqE5x)

387 Posted by: Raoul Ortega at June 10, 2020 01:08 PM (OafoN)

Stuff on Wayback Machine can be memory-holed. Hopefully, this will be more permanent:

https://archive.is/qhMFW

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at June 10, 2020 01:36 PM (DTX3h)

388 I wonder how Chief Seattle feels about this.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 10, 2020 01:36 PM (Uu+Jp)

389 Wasn't Steffi Graf the one who was stabbed? Yeah...

Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 10, 2020 01:36 PM (vg8iE)

390 Seattle has coddled and played footsie with these radicals for decades. Seattle gets what Seattle deserves. If they don't like it, Seattle can fix it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2020 01:32 PM (Kpl3J)

Kind of like they fix their roads and bridges?

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 10, 2020 01:36 PM (kUmUV)

391 I hope USAID sends them nothing but meat. Real meat.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 10, 2020 01:25 PM (UW2ZS)

balogna....nothing but balogna

Posted by: BignJames at June 10, 2020 01:37 PM (X/Pw5)

392 332 It's just like Lord of The Flies plus Waco plus Road Warrior in the same enchilada.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 10, 2020 01:32 PM (pB6Gt)

Oh, good you brought up Waco! I remember even at the time, me and a whole lot of other Texans (including the McClennan County Sheriff) were saying "Hey, these people don't want to come out, so why don't we just put up a cyclone fence around the compound, send them some food each day, and call this their prison? If they ever get bored with that, they can come to the front gate and talk to us about it."

it would have worked, too. But Janet Reno said "OH NO WE HAVE TO SAVE THE CHILDREN INSIDE!!!" and so, in order to Save the Children, she murdered every last one of them.

let Antifa sit in their own pesthole as long as they want to.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2020 01:37 PM (Kpl3J)

393 348 326
Pretty fucking stupid for a bunch of revolutionaries to siege themselves.

Posted by: Roy
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The equivalent of a spoiled brat holding its breath, until they pass out, to extort something from from its parents.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2020 01:37 PM (AytXr)

394 > A vegan, non-GMO, gluten-free enchilada.
Posted by: Insomniac

Now we know why the Mexican dude with the chainsaw was so pissed off.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 10, 2020 01:37 PM (hKLpI)

395 So this basically happened on Day 2.

It's like that episode of South Park where the adults are trapped in a building during a blizzard and they start talking about canibalism in about four minutes.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Got Bad Knees, so GFY at June 10, 2020 01:37 PM (x8Wzq)

396 Leader: Good news, bad news.

Citizens: Good news first.

Leader: The Gov and Mayor are going to give us food.

Citizens: Yay. And the bad news?

Leader: Rep Nadler is coming to survey our situation.

Posted by: On the ground in CHAZ at June 10, 2020 01:37 PM (PiwSw)

397 Gallop poll
Biden 60%Trump 40%

Biden by a nose!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 10, 2020 01:33 PM (KZzsI)

Would that be Hunter's?

Posted by: Steve in SoCal at June 10, 2020 01:37 PM (Ozpxd)

398 Interesting times lead to ... what exactly?
Posted by: zeera Moron Author at June 10, 2020 01:36 PM (zUdXR)

MORE interesting times

Posted by: JoeF. at June 10, 2020 01:37 PM (CqE5x)

399 A vegan, non-GMO, gluten-free enchilada.

They should just eat a picture of an enchilada. That'd be more nutritious.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at June 10, 2020 01:37 PM (HaL55)

400 Hahah! No food .

Posted by: runner at June 10, 2020 01:37 PM (gBShP)

401 I, for one, await their demands for increased light rail services.

Yeah Sim City always cracked me up how blatantly their bias showed up in the citizen "demands" and what made people happy and thus encouraged you to build.

Its like Civilization, it always has a certain bias on how you should proceed and craft your nation along a given path that they believe is best.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 10, 2020 01:37 PM (KZzsI)

402 385 Interesting times lead to ... what exactly?
Posted by: zeera Moron Author at June 10, 2020 01:36 PM (zUdXR)

===========

"Not the cuckoo clock, for sure."
-Harry Lime

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 10, 2020 01:37 PM (LvTSG)

403 than anyone else I song,

Ah the Moron Horde in Springtime.
Guffawing over idiots who lose their lunch to the homeless.

Posted by: DaveA at June 10, 2020 01:37 PM (FhXTo)

404 Don't give a child a fish but show him how to fish.

Posted by: Mao at June 10, 2020 01:37 PM (MtmVO)

405 Where did all the food trucks go?
Posted by: NPC at June 10, 2020 01:34 PM (IqXvw)

------

I hear that in a David Lee Roth lyric and tune.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 10, 2020 01:36 PM (8XRCm)

Easily supplied.....

https://youtu.be/0akdECguSVs

Modify as required.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 10, 2020 01:37 PM (Zz0t1)

406
I have difficulty believing anyone besides Antifa and BLM and the DNC want Trump to intervene in this.

I mean really... who cares?

And it's not as if Washington and Oregon and California and Illinois are going to vote Republican one way or another.

Let 'em twist.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 10, 2020 01:37 PM (tDHKc)

407 I hear that in a David Lee Roth lyric and tune.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 10, 2020 01:36 PM (8XRCm
*********
Actually VH remake it was The KInks song Where have all the good Times Gone

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 10, 2020 01:38 PM (GRuJt)

408 Okay....you asked for it...Solvent Green Chills Enchiladas.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 10, 2020 01:38 PM (pB6Gt)

409 395 So this basically happened on Day 2.

It's like that episode of South Park where the adults are trapped in a building during a blizzard and they start talking about canibalism in about four minutes.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Got Bad Knees, so GFY at June 10, 2020 01:37 PM (x8Wzq)

=============

Or the one with the m word.

In the long ago. In the before time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 10, 2020 01:38 PM (LvTSG)

410 Have they texted appeals to the UN yet?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2020 01:38 PM (AytXr)

411 You go now.

Posted by: runner at June 10, 2020 01:38 PM (gBShP)

412 Did somebody say autonomous zone?

Posted by: Zombie David Carradine

________

Wait, they meant Autoerotic Zone instead?

Posted by: ShainS at June 10, 2020 01:38 PM (NfvSB)

413 The equivalent of a spoiled brat holding its breath, until they pass out, to extort something from from its parents.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2020 01:37 PM (AytXr)
-------------

You just know they were raised with the equivalent of, "If you stop being naughty, I'll give you a cookie."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 10, 2020 01:38 PM (WEBkv)

414 391 I hope USAID sends them nothing but meat. Real meat.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 10, 2020 01:25 PM (UW2ZS)

balogna....nothing but balogna
Posted by: BignJames at June 10, 2020 01:37 PM (X/Pw5)

SPAM spam spam spam
SPAM spam spam spam
SPAMMITY SPAM! WONDERFUL SPAM!!!
SPAMMITY SPAM! WONDERFUL SPAM!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2020 01:38 PM (Kpl3J)

415 Well, Seattle Downtown is frightful.
And I'm feeling pretty spiteful.
Since the liberals will never learn,
Let it burn!
Let it burn!
Let it burn!

Posted by: 29Victor at June 10, 2020 01:38 PM (BJKQV)

416 I wonder how Chief Seattle feels about this.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 10, 2020 01:36 PM (Uu+

I don't know, but he was recently seen shedding a tear on the side of a highway

Posted by: JoeF. at June 10, 2020 01:38 PM (CqE5x)

417 They forgot to appoint the Snack Mom.

Posted by: Roland THTG at June 10, 2020 01:38 PM (88+cf)

418
386 Oh NO!

Dr. Fauci says the Covid-19 Pndemic is "not even close to being over."
Posted by: JoeF. at June 10, 2020 01:36 PM (CqE5x)

Hey, Pandemic Golem - your fifteen minutes have expired, go practice some ritualistic self abuse.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 10, 2020 01:38 PM (pNxlR)

419 Fuck you Mom! Fuck you Dad! I don't need your fucking grief --I'm an adult now! Fuck you and your fucking "values" and "work" lectures! You're bourgoise hypocritical capitalist exploiters of people of color! I don't need you and your racist power structure!!

How about an advance on allowance?

Posted by: Nigel Swinbone III, Lt Col 82nd Antifa at June 10, 2020 01:39 PM (koNhm)

420 Wasn't Steffi Graf the one who was stabbed? Yeah...
Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 10, 2020 01:36 PM (vg8iE)

Monica Seles.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 10, 2020 01:39 PM (Zz0t1)

421 389
Wasn't Steffi Graf the one who was stabbed? Yeah...

Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 10, 2020 01:36 PM (vg8iE)

No. Monica Seles.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 10, 2020 01:39 PM (CQ3Qb)

422 Wasn't Steffi Graf the one who was stabbed? Yeah...

Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 10, 2020 01:36 PM (vg8iE)

No that was Monica Seles. But I like where you're going with this.

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2020 01:39 PM (gZ6M8)

423 I'm thinking that if you put a nice turkey dinner under a box propped up by a stick, these people would fall for it.

Posted by: Orson at June 10, 2020 01:39 PM (bgfnz)

424 Easily supplied.....

https://youtu.be/0akdECguSVs

Modify as required.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 10, 2020 01:37 PM (Zz0t1)

------

*fistbump

I still posit that Diver Down was Van Halens best Album.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 10, 2020 01:39 PM (8XRCm)

425 All you need to see is the Antifag "medic" trying to
tie a tourniquet on the thigh of a brave antifag warrior. Dude has
about a ~3" surface laceration, hardly any blood. He deserves to lose
that leg.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 10, 2020 01:34 PM (7Fj9P)

That's the awesomeness of all this really. First time in my life that I've actually seen "don't respond" as a valid play. The only downer is that this isn't getting more TV coverage - but believe me, the word is getting out. People are noticing in red rural country.

Sure - it sucks for Seattle and Philly and NYC and DC and Chicago and where ever else. But every day, every story, galvanizes the political will to stop this shit if it ever leaves the blue cities.

I am not worried about the outcome of all this in the slightest. I've never been more confident - and I've been watching this shit, quite closely, for a couple decades now.

Posted by: Wheels Within Wheels at June 10, 2020 01:39 PM (Lktpy)

426 I'm going to burn down your shop. But first you will blow me.

Posted by: Antifa Gibson at June 10, 2020 01:39 PM (WdocV)

427 406
I have difficulty believing anyone besides Antifa and BLM and the DNC want Trump to intervene in this.

I mean really... who cares?

And it's not as if Washington and Oregon and California and Illinois are going to vote Republican one way or another.

Let 'em twist.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 10, 2020 01:37 PM (tDHKc)

I hate to say this, but that's the way most of Alaska feels about all of this nonsense in the Lower 48. Honestly. Get yer crap together. I'm going fishin'.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 10, 2020 01:39 PM (kdyeC)

428 I would start catapulting in sides of beef and pork. The older the better

Posted by: sinalco at June 10, 2020 01:39 PM (yODqO)

429 Here, take some more money and buy some more food, but this time don't give it all out to subversive capitalist hobos!

Posted by: George Soros at June 10, 2020 01:39 PM (7/3y7)

430 Wasn't Steffi Graf the one who was stabbed? Yeah...
Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 10, 2020 01:36 PM (vg8iE)

Monica Seles.
====

Damn.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 10, 2020 01:39 PM (vg8iE)

431 Interesting times lead to ... what exactly?
Posted by: zeera Moron Author at June 10, 2020 01:36 PM (zUdXR)

MORE interesting times
Posted by: JoeF. at June 10, 2020 01:37 PM (CqE5x)
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And canal digging.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 10, 2020 01:39 PM (WEBkv)

432
SPAM spam spam spam
SPAM spam spam spam
SPAMMITY SPAM! WONDERFUL SPAM!!!
SPAMMITY SPAM! WONDERFUL SPAM!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2020 01:38 PM (Kpl3J)

Don't knock it......Till you've fried it.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 10, 2020 01:39 PM (Zz0t1)

433 The best thing you will see today:

https://twitter.com/KarluskaP/status/1270376554925875204

Posted by: Augustine at June 10, 2020 01:39 PM (Alp4m)

434 I wonder how much right side support Trump lost...for not cracking down on blu state mafia.

Posted by: runner at June 10, 2020 01:39 PM (gBShP)

435 402 "Not the cuckoo clock, for sure."
-Harry Lime
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 10, 2020 01:37 PM (LvTSG)

Great, now I've got that guitar riff in my head.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 10, 2020 01:39 PM (s2VJv)

436 All-you-can-loot riot not mean all month riot!

You come. You loot. Then you go home!

Posted by: Chinese Restauranteur at June 10, 2020 01:39 PM (hKLpI)

437 There are no double blind tests, it would be unfair to those taking the placebo. _Fauci

https://t.co/AArTWq9mV8

Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2020 01:39 PM (miuGT)

438 Seattle Syphilitics Poll
Trump - 0%

Biden - 1%

Food From Trashcans - 99%

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 10, 2020 01:40 PM (WvQcX)

439 How are we losing to these people? I'm baffled.
We're not. We're losing to the Bushes and Bezos and Tim Apple and Mrs Kushner. The antifa soyforce are the least of their soldiers.

Posted by: oblig. at June 10, 2020 01:40 PM (iF7OH)

440 What to call it?

CHAZ is pretty funny already - it's the opposite of "Chad" meme.

"Alt's Gulch"

Posted by: Lizzy at June 10, 2020 01:40 PM (bDqIh)

441 Pretty fucking stupid for a bunch of revolutionaries to siege themselves.

Posted by: Roy
-------

The equivalent of a spoiled brat holding its breath, until they pass out, to extort something from from its parents.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

'Cept I'm not their parent and I don't GAF.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2020 01:40 PM (ctGui)

442 Solvent Green Chills Enchiladas

-----

You mean like with lacquer thinner ???

Posted by: fixerupper at June 10, 2020 01:40 PM (8XRCm)

443 Ahoy! It's fund-raising cruise time. Reminder that the ship is an OrangManBad Zone. Please if possible bring vegan meat substitutes, fruits, oats, soy products, etc. - anything to keep my wife and her boyfriend happy.

Posted by: ~~Capt~~ Comrade Bill K. at June 10, 2020 01:40 PM (786Ro)

444 Says something that none of this bullshit has been flaming skull worthy.

Posted by: Dingbat at June 10, 2020 01:40 PM (CZu3y)

445 Dr. Fauci says the Covid-19 Pndemic is "not even close to being over."

___

YES. MAKE ME STAY HOME AND DRINK WINE ALL DAY DADDY!

Posted by: Some Karen at June 10, 2020 01:40 PM (WdocV)

446 https://youtu.be/ke3ua0kLhYA
********
VH

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 10, 2020 01:40 PM (GRuJt)

447 Don't give a child a fish but show him how to fish.
Posted by: Mao

Fuck that. Don't give them fish or show them how to fish. Make them obey orders in order to get a piece of the fish.

Posted by: Actual Mao at June 10, 2020 01:40 PM (UW2ZS)

448 What group is on the schedule today to take a knee at the memorial?

Posted by: Mudshark at June 10, 2020 01:40 PM (k+VOb)

449 435 402 "Not the cuckoo clock, for sure."
-Harry Lime
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 10, 2020 01:37 PM (LvTSG)

Great, now I've got that guitar riff in my head.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 10, 2020 01:39 PM (s2VJv)

========

Weird that it's actually a zither.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 10, 2020 01:40 PM (LvTSG)

450 > I wonder how much right side support Trump lost...for not cracking down on blu state mafia.

Every building they torch is probably 100,000 more votes for Trump.

Posted by: Chinese Restauranteur at June 10, 2020 01:40 PM (hKLpI)

451
*fistbump

I still posit that Diver Down was Van Halens best Album.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 10, 2020 01:39 PM (8XRCm)

Eddie Van Halen said he hated that one because it was all remakes.

I don't mind remakes if you make them your own....which they mostly did.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 10, 2020 01:40 PM (Zz0t1)

452 Don't give a child a fish but show him how to fish.

Posted by: Mao at June 10, 2020 01:37 PM (MtmVO)

Use the child for bait. Catch bigger fish.

Posted by: Pol Pot at June 10, 2020 01:40 PM (88+cf)

453 Dr. Fauci says the Covid-19 Pndemic is "not even close to being over."

Posted by: JoeF. at June 10, 2020 01:36 PM (CqE5x)

Ironically the COVID-19 Pandemic says that Dr. Fauci is "very close to being over".

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2020 01:40 PM (gZ6M8)

454 Now, what to name it. How about "Desperate Anarchists of Seattle"? or "Hungry, Almost Naked and Definitely Afraid XL Seattle".

What else you got?

Posted by: CoolHandLuke at June 10, 2020 01:25 PM (U2+zT)

Fix it or Flip it: Capitol Hill Edition

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 10, 2020 01:41 PM (k/TB6)

455 I googled Fawn Hall and I'd forgotten how pretty she was under that pile of hair.

She ended up marrying Danny Sugerman, the manager of The Doors who wrote No One Here Gets Out Alive

Posted by: JoeF. at June 10, 2020 01:41 PM (CqE5x)

456 So, let me keep my scorecard current. The Autonomous zone managed to stay autonomous for less than 24 hours?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 10, 2020 01:41 PM (A5zUN)

457 Says something that none of this bullshit has been flaming skull worthy.
***

Isn't it just the logically conclusion of everything the left has been doing in the big blue cities?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 10, 2020 01:41 PM (WdocV)

458 Shut down cell towers and LTE around the zone.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2020 01:36 PM (ctGui)

They should have done that during the riots.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2020 01:41 PM (miuGT)

459 The Hunger Games: Seattle Edition

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 10, 2020 01:29 PM (NWiLs)

Wait...
This doesn't look at all like I expected District One to look!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in this together!- at June 10, 2020 01:41 PM (mMLSg)

460 Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 10, 2020 01:40 PM (Zz0t1)
********
Fair Warning is their best

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 10, 2020 01:42 PM (GRuJt)

461 When there is not enough to eat, people starve to death. It is better to let half of the people die so that the other half can eat their fill.

Posted by: Mao at June 10, 2020 01:42 PM (MtmVO)

462 Don't knock it......Till you've fried it.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 10, 2020 01:39 PM (Zz0t1)

Yeah....w/white bread and mayo.

Posted by: BignJames at June 10, 2020 01:42 PM (X/Pw5)

463 Governmenting is east when you can just phone up mom and dad to bring you stuff.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 10, 2020 01:42 PM (ExV1e)

464
Don't give a child a fish but show him how to fish.
Posted by: Mao at June 10, 2020 01:37 PM (MtmVO)

Maxim 21: Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Take his fish away and tell him he's lucky just to be alive, and he'll figure out how to catch another one for you to take tomorrow.

https://tinyurl.com/y52kbpvj

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 10, 2020 01:42 PM (EGyGV)

465 428 I would start catapulting in sides of beef and pork. The older the better
Posted by: sinalco at June 10, 2020 01:39 PM (yODqO)

Fetch-a la bosche!

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 10, 2020 01:42 PM (kdyeC)

466
What's going on in Seattle is not "anarchism," it's an experiment in Welfare-Communism, which is a phrase I just invented.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 10, 2020 01:42 PM (MHqAN)

467 I didn't think any mayor was a more feckless drama queen than Eric Garcetti, but even xhe didn't let a mob storm LA City Hall.

Posted by: some guy out west at June 10, 2020 01:42 PM (Jhqq9)

468 Did somebody say autonomous zone?

Posted by: Zombie David Carradine

________

Wait, they meant Autoerotic Zone instead?

AutoZone.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at June 10, 2020 01:42 PM (HaL55)

469 Never interrupt your enemy as he reaches for the petard.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Sizzling Savings on Flame-Proof Riot Wear at the Outrage Outlet! at June 10, 2020 01:42 PM (iS/Va)

470 *fistbump

I still posit that Diver Down was Van Halens best Album.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 10, 2020 01:39 PM (8XRCm)

Eddie Van Halen said he hated that one because it was all remakes.

I don't mind remakes if you make them your own....which they mostly did.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 10, 2020 01:40 PM (Zz0t1)

------

I wonder if he hated carrying David Lee Roth on his back for so many years....

Posted by: fixerupper at June 10, 2020 01:42 PM (8XRCm)

471 I read a posting on Facebook that was from someone working at a restaurant, whining about having to wear a mask. I think that's the type worker that Inslee is concerned about.

Posted by: notsothoreau at June 10, 2020 01:42 PM (JKNZq)

472
Did the "leaders" in Seattle explain yet why they allowed this to happen??

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 10, 2020 01:43 PM (MHqAN)

473 ********
Fair Warning is their best
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 10, 2020 01:42 PM (GRuJt)

Hard to argue.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 10, 2020 01:43 PM (Zz0t1)

474 Interesting times lead to ... what exactly?
Posted by: zeera Moron Author at June 10, 2020 01:36 PM (zUdXR)

MORE interesting times
Posted by: JoeF. at June 10, 2020 01:37 PM (CqE5x)
-------------

And canal digging.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 10, 2020 01:39 PM (WEBkv)

With your bare hands
In Siberia
In Winter

Posted by: JoeF. at June 10, 2020 01:43 PM (CqE5x)

475 I have a coworker who is an uber-lefty. White gay male with a "husband". He hates Trump. He hates guns. He goes to all of the pride events.

He lives on Cap Hill.

I wonder if he's loving all of this, or if he's sick of it.

I'm not going to ask, but I wonder.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 10, 2020 01:43 PM (UW2ZS)

476 Did somebody say autonomous zone?

Posted by: Zombie David Carradine

________

Wait, they meant Autoerotic Zone instead?

AutoZone.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at June 10, 2020 01:42 PM (HaL55)

------

RELEASE MUH CHOCKRAHS!!!!!

Posted by: ALGORE!!! at June 10, 2020 01:43 PM (8XRCm)

477 Dr. Fauci says the Covid-19 Pndemic is "not even close to being over."

Me neither.
Me neither.
Me neither.
etc...

Posted by: All the Other Coronavirii at June 10, 2020 01:43 PM (786Ro)

478 I will raise the children. If you pay all the bills.

Posted by: Paula Cole at June 10, 2020 01:43 PM (gZ6M8)

479 Women hold up half the sky.

Posted by: Mao at June 10, 2020 01:43 PM (MtmVO)

480
I wonder if he hated carrying David Lee Roth on his back for so many years....
Posted by: fixerupper at June 10, 2020 01:42 PM (8XRCm)

LOL!

He was pissed that the face of the band wasn't the guys who carried the name.

It was the perfect union, till egos got in the way.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 10, 2020 01:44 PM (Zz0t1)

481 Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2020 01:38 PM (Kpl3J)

WW2 Americans hated Spam. Russkies loved Spam.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-Death to AntiFa! at June 10, 2020 01:44 PM (o2MD2)

482 Fair Warning is their best

Women and Children First....FIRST

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 10, 2020 01:44 PM (WvQcX)

483 these guys should called what they are - LMAOists

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 10, 2020 01:44 PM (k/TB6)

484 EVH was a shredder with no restraint
David Lee Roth was a clown with great hair ( for a brief time)

I never "got" their appeal.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 10, 2020 01:44 PM (CqE5x)

485 Posted by: Paula Cole at June 10, 2020 01:43 PM (gZ6M

---------

You were great when you toured with Peter Gabriel.

Since then?

Meh.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 10, 2020 01:44 PM (WEBkv)

486 Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach him to fish and he'll start catching your fish, idiot.

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2020 01:44 PM (gZ6M8)

487
Its like Civilization, it always has a certain bias on how you
should proceed and craft your nation along a given path that they
believe is best.
***

IIRC Sid Meier leans right, or at least sane, and Brian Reynolds leaned left. So the later games in the series had more Reynolds...

You see a lot of Reynolds in Alpha Centauri for example....

Posted by: 18-1 at June 10, 2020 01:44 PM (WdocV)

488 Maxim 21: Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Take his fish away and tell him he's lucky just to be alive, and he'll figure out how to catch another one for you to take tomorrow.

https://tinyurl.com/y52kbpvj
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for the night.
Light a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2020 01:45 PM (ctGui)

489

Trust fund babies aren't used to stepping on the homeless feces and needles.

Or when mommie and daddies fridge is not nearby, fully stocked.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 10, 2020 01:45 PM (2OVCl)

490 these guys should called what they are - LMAOists
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 10, 2020 01:44 PM (k/TB6)

That's great

Posted by: JoeF. at June 10, 2020 01:45 PM (CqE5x)

491 482 Fair Warning is their best

Women and Children First....FIRST
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 10, 2020 01:44 PM (WvQcX)

"Women and children fist!"

- - Joey Biden

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 10, 2020 01:45 PM (s2VJv)

492
Don't give a child a fish but show him how to fish.

Posted by: Mao at June 10, 2020 01:37 PM (MtmVO)

Use the child for bait. Catch bigger fish.
Posted by: Pol Pot at June 10, 2020 01:40 PM (88+cf)

Death solves all problems. No man, no problem.

Posted by: Zombie Uncle Joe Stalin at June 10, 2020 01:45 PM (EGyGV)

493 I have never laughed at anything so hard in my life. If only they had some kind of "force" serving them, "protecting" them and their property if you will, some kind of "force" to "police" people who might otherwise be inclined to steal and loot their property.

You might even call it a "police" "force".

Posted by: Rorschach at June 10, 2020 01:45 PM (gqvXZ)

494 > WW2 Americans hated Spam. Russkies loved Spam.

When you've been eating cardboard and old boot stew to survive, spam seems pretty luxurious.

Posted by: Chinese Restauranteur at June 10, 2020 01:45 PM (hKLpI)

495 It's vegan to eat a vegan, right?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower

" When a vegan eats a vegan a'comin' thru the rye"

Posted by: JT at June 10, 2020 01:46 PM (arJlL)

496

The homeless took our ani!

Posted by: CAP ANTIFAGS at June 10, 2020 01:46 PM (f2xxr)

497 471 I read a posting on Facebook that was from someone working at a restaurant, whining about having to wear a mask. I think that's the type worker that Inslee is concerned about.
Posted by: notsothoreau at June 10, 2020 01:42 PM (JKNZq)

I will say: doing strenuous work in a mask for 10 hours a day is not real pleasant. Re-breathing and reducing the flow of oxygen kind of feels like smoking a shitload of cigarettes- without the added benefit of being drunk.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 10, 2020 01:46 PM (A5zUN)

498 Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a night. Give a man fish tank cleaner and he'll never be hungry again.

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2020 01:46 PM (gZ6M8)

499 Send soy - Laura Cooch

Posted by: Kaldar at June 10, 2020 01:46 PM (9XvrJ)

500
let Antifa sit in their own pesthole as long as they want to.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2020 01:37 PM (Kpl3J)

It has worked before. First they get bored, then they get cranky, then they turn on each other, and soon they all want out and to go home, the revolution collapsing under its own inanity.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Sizzling Savings on Flame-Proof Riot Wear at the Outrage Outlet! at June 10, 2020 01:46 PM (iS/Va)

501 Off algore-a sock

Posted by: fixerupper at June 10, 2020 01:47 PM (8XRCm)

502 Tell me Capitol Hill is somewhere close to something owned by Microsoft. Lie if you must.

I got inlaws in the PacNW. This could not be happening to more deserving folks. I quit going over there, because I got tired of them looking at me like I was a neanderthal.

Posted by: Wheels Within Wheels at June 10, 2020 01:47 PM (Lktpy)

503 Somebody mentioned their phone bills, which makes me wonder. Why couldn't verizon, att etc. just shut off their smartphones?

Are the corporations worried about sending the wrong message? I'd think it would be a selling point TBH. If Sprint did ads saying enough is enough, I'd seriously switch.

These little creeps would be as good as dead without their ability to get on twatter or IG or FB. Nor could they plan without actually having to talk to each other in person.

I know, that's some imaginary country I thought I lived in.

Posted by: clutch cargo at June 10, 2020 01:47 PM (8B6Ng)

504 How long before the first murder in the "autonomous zone"?

I'd bet a large sum that more than one rape has already occurred.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 10, 2020 01:47 PM (hKLpI)

505 484 EVH was a shredder with no restraint
David Lee Roth was a clown with great hair ( for a brief time)

I never "got" their appeal.
Posted by: JoeF. at June 10, 2020 01:44 PM (CqE5x)

Professor Rick Beato will explain:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwjNDhSKPk0

Posted by: On the ground in CHAZ at June 10, 2020 01:47 PM (PiwSw)

506 364
It's all SimCity to them.

I, for one, await their demands for increased light rail services. That always was my cue to send in bulldozers to level the place: "Light rail THIS, you mewling pukes!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 10, 2020 01:34 PM (pNxlR)

Axshully, there is a light rail tunnel under Capitol Hill. It was routed there instead of on a less expensive low slope grade and cost even more that a typical public project. The overseers (note racist term) of the project worried about public transit missing this 'unique' community.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 10, 2020 01:47 PM (e1mEI)

507 If you tinkle when you sprinkle, please me neat and wipe the seat.

Posted by: Mao at June 10, 2020 01:47 PM (MtmVO)

508
Scott Adams: Where are the Republicans introducing legislation to protect Republicans? Where are the Republicans introducing legislation to protect the First Amendment?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 10, 2020 01:47 PM (MHqAN)

509 Listening to Fair Warning right now

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 10, 2020 01:47 PM (GRuJt)

510 I'd bet a large sum that more than one rape has already occurred.

Their chief export is venereal disease.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 10, 2020 01:47 PM (WvQcX)

511 I can't wait for the mask class action lawsuits....because you know they are coming.

You made me wear a mask and now I have....emphysema! No I don't smoke pot. Err, well a lot. Definitely less then Snoop Dog.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 10, 2020 01:47 PM (WdocV)

512 Black lady takes issue with BLM.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7vcagc8

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 10, 2020 01:47 PM (ExV1e)

513 Vegan meat substitutes.

Ponder that one for a moment, folks.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 10, 2020 01:47 PM (Boy/L)

514 What do you call an alliance of Commies and The Irish Republican Army?

Posted by: JoeF. at June 10, 2020 01:48 PM (CqE5x)

515
I know, that's some imaginary country I thought I lived in.

Posted by: clutch cargo at June 10, 2020 01:47 PM (8B6Ng)
No. They'll do it. To us when we start fighting back.

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2020 01:48 PM (gZ6M8)

516 CHAZ is pretty funny already - it's the opposite of "Chad" meme.
"Alt's Gulch"
Posted by: Lizzy at June 10, 2020 01:40 PM (bDqIh)

Bravo!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in this together!- at June 10, 2020 01:48 PM (mMLSg)

517 Let's see how well the ProgTards can organize a Berlin Airlift to get some supplies into East Chaz-lin.

Fortunately for them, China has suspended some of the soybean imports they committed to , so we have some left.....

Posted by: CoolHandLuke at June 10, 2020 01:48 PM (U2+zT)

518 Mao Micks

Posted by: JoeF. at June 10, 2020 01:48 PM (CqE5x)

519 Tell me Capitol Hill is somewhere close to something owned by Microsoft. Lie if you must.
***

No. Not far from Amazon headquarters though

Posted by: 18-1 at June 10, 2020 01:48 PM (WdocV)

520 bring . . . oats.

*single tear runs down cheek*

Posted by: Daryl Hall at June 10, 2020 01:48 PM (H5knJ)

521 You see a lot of Reynolds in Alpha Centauri for example....
Posted by: 18-1 at June 10, 2020 01:44 PM (WdocV)

The original Alpha Centauri was pretty good. A lot of flexibility in game terms that they have not matched since.

Also, pretty harsh on totalitarian regimes and what they really are. There was a lot of enviro crap.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 10, 2020 01:48 PM (A5zUN)

522
Why.... its almost like we have an inate desire for ..... meat.

Weird.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 10, 2020 01:49 PM (8XRCm)

523 I'd bet a large sum that more than one rape has already occurred.
---------------------------

And that's just in Biden's basement.

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2020 01:49 PM (gZ6M8)

524 All Quiet on the Western Blunt

Posted by: ShainS at June 10, 2020 01:49 PM (Er6Pa)

525 We're autonomous!

Also, please feed us!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 10, 2020 01:49 PM (xfb67)

526
Professor Rick Beato will explain:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwjNDhSKPk0

Posted by: On the ground in CHAZ at June 10, 2020 01:47 PM (PiwSw)

Beato's fantastic and I like a handful of VH's songs, I just.....I don't know.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 10, 2020 01:49 PM (CqE5x)

527 Scott Adams: Where are the Republicans introducing
legislation to protect Republicans? Where are the Republicans
introducing legislation to protect the First Amendment?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 10, 2020 01:47 PM (MHqAN)

This is where Scott runs out of talent, as the saying goes.

When things go this sideways, nobody gives two shits about legislation. Scott Adams reminds me of a man that's never faced personal danger, and doesn't really understand it.

Posted by: Wheels Within Wheels at June 10, 2020 01:49 PM (Lktpy)

528 All Quiet on the Western Blunt

-----

niiiiiiiice

Posted by: fixerupper at June 10, 2020 01:49 PM (8XRCm)

529 There is a large QFC/Kroger about two blocks from CHAZ. No real food supply inside the lines - a few restaurants offering takeout, and whatever the newly anointed residents (apartment dwellers in CHAZ) have on hand to 'donate'. Im sure shoplifting has skyrocketed at that QFC.

Posted by: Infdel Librarian at June 10, 2020 01:49 PM (LMIkH)

530 All Quiet on the Western Blunt
Posted by: ShainS at June 10, 2020 01:49 PM (Er6Pa)
----------

Glad the wife isn't home to hear me laugh out loud.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 10, 2020 01:50 PM (WEBkv)

531 > Ponder that one for a moment, folks.

> Posted by: Circa

Ever notice that no one ever uses meat to make fake vegetables?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 10, 2020 01:50 PM (hKLpI)

532
Scott Adams is the only one saying it should be a "hate crime" and "an invitation to violence" to call someone a "white supremacist."

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 10, 2020 01:50 PM (MHqAN)

533 So apparently the first season of the Hunger Games was a bunch of radicals who voluntarily locked themselves in.

Once they get to the part where they start killing each other, no wonder this became the most popular show on tv.

Fuck, someone get us strength, agility and intelligence stats so we can start betting!!

Posted by: RoyalOil at June 10, 2020 01:50 PM (aO8Gd)

534
You might even call it a "police" "force".
Posted by: Rorschach at June 10, 2020 01:45 PM (gqvXZ)

Vocab Guidelines specify "police service"...

Posted by: Nicholas Angel at June 10, 2020 01:50 PM (EGyGV)

535 Hamburgerless Hill

Posted by: some guy out west at June 10, 2020 01:51 PM (Jhqq9)

536 510 I'd bet a large sum that more than one rape has already occurred.

couldn't be helped

pretty mouth and all

Posted by: REDACTED at June 10, 2020 01:51 PM (JgrP5)

537 This is one area where I will definitely defend Scott Adams. I think Scott Adams' point is deeper than legislation. His question is - Where are Republicans?

And it's a fair one. They seem to only really appear when it's time to pile on Trump.

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2020 01:51 PM (gZ6M8)

538 Oh NO!

Dr. Fauci says the Covid-19 Pndemic is "not even close to being over."
Posted by: JoeF. at June 10, 2020 01:36 PM (CqE5x)

Good thing it took a break for 2 weeks to allow for the rioting

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 10, 2020 01:51 PM (mpeBU)

539 Incidentally, if you are curious about the ultimate goal here, it's patently obvious. They are trying to initiate a response from law enforcement. They want to be attacked and force-ably removed. That's why they have their selective "journalists" inside with them.

The goal is to initiate another round of rioting and looting in other cities. I assure you that other factions are currently preparing to do just that in Chicago, Philadelphia, NYC, St. Louis. It's a bait.

It's, also, why this call for food is going out. They know if it draws out and the the authorities do nothing...their plan is screwed.

So, F^ck Seattle. They can have it. For now.

Posted by: Orson at June 10, 2020 01:51 PM (bgfnz)

540 No. Not far from Amazon headquarters though
Posted by: 18-1 at June 10, 2020 01:48 PM (WdocV)

I'll take it. Never let perfect be the enemy of good.

Posted by: Wheels Within Wheels at June 10, 2020 01:51 PM (Lktpy)

541 OOGITY BLOOGITY OOGY BOOO!

Posted by: Cornell West's Webcam at June 10, 2020 01:51 PM (oVJmc)

542 Seattle: Diary of a shitload of wimpy kids.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 10, 2020 01:51 PM (Zz0t1)

543 EVH sounds as good as ever.

Posted by: Jim Jones at June 10, 2020 01:51 PM (30kdF)

544 1. FREE SHIT FOR EVERYBODY!!
2. ????
3. Venezuela!

Posted by: kbdabear at June 10, 2020 01:51 PM (qAR6u)

545

Thanks for the soulwar twitter link, whoever linkded it.

Interesting read. So Trump and company were doing something. We just didn't know about it.

wow

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 10, 2020 01:52 PM (2OVCl)

546 The homeless people took all our food!

Why didn't some of you stop that?

These waterheads would last less than an hour in the anarchist future they desire. In that "society," people will only survive by taking from the weaker ones. Oh, and if you want a revolution, read-up on successful revolutionary outfits. Those all had internal rule enforcement personnel, who very actively prevented and punished internal thievery.

Posted by: Gref at June 10, 2020 01:52 PM (AMIL/)

547 66 Willowed...

Oh great....here we go again.

@nypost

Louisville man David McAtee fatally shot by National Guard, police say

https://trib.al/zLuRS3k
Posted by: Tami
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Haven't read it but is that part where he shot first in there? I live across the bridge about ten mins from downtown Lou-a-vulle on the sunny side and my neighbor cops (retired and active) from the local police force just can't believe the insanity that goes on across the river. And it may in fact be true but why oh why would anyone trust the LMPD when the now former imbecile of a Police Chief and a bumbling fool of a Mayor completely decimated the dept with reorg, manpower reduction, budget cuts, and a whole litany of other BS stuff?

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at June 10, 2020 01:52 PM (i+KzI)

548 Can cannibalism be far behind?

I am guessing when they actually hit the 24 hour mark.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 10, 2020 01:52 PM (A5zUN)

549 536 510 I'd bet a large sum that more than one rape has already occurred.

couldn't be helped

pretty mouth and all
Posted by: REDACTED at June 10, 2020 01:51 PM (JgrP5)

===========

It was a woman who raped a man, of course.

The men there aren't very assertive.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 10, 2020 01:52 PM (LvTSG)

550 516 CHAZ is pretty funny already - it's the opposite of "Chad" meme.
"Alt's Gulch"
Posted by: Lizzy at June 10, 2020 01:40 PM (bDqIh)

Lizzy - Excellent! CHAZ is the complete opposite of Galt's Gulch in Atlas Shrugged, so Alt's Gulch is perfect!

Posted by: CoolHandLuke at June 10, 2020 01:52 PM (U2+zT)

551 OOGITY BLOOGITY OOGY BOOO!
Posted by: Cornell West's Webcam at June 10, 2020 01:51 PM (oVJmc)

Is Darrel Waltrip starting the broadcast of a NASCAR race?

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 10, 2020 01:52 PM (Zz0t1)

552 The Civ series of game strongly encouraged you to have an absolute rule rather than democracy, I thought that was interesting. I would research all of the other forms of government, but I always used Monarchy

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 10, 2020 01:52 PM (KZzsI)

553 Good thing it took a break for 2 weeks to allow for the rioting

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 10, 2020 01:51 PM (mpeBU)

Until he *blames* the protests and rioting he can drink a big can of STFU.

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2020 01:52 PM (gZ6M8)

554 Re: U.S. Quartermasters in WW2 - most of those units were comprised of negro troops. They were vital to winning the war.

Posted by: Archer at June 10, 2020 01:52 PM (gmo/4)

555 *wonders if I would feel better if I were also insane*

Posted by: Emmie at June 10, 2020 01:53 PM (clsJu)

556 Also, pretty harsh on totalitarian regimes and what they really are. There was a lot of enviro crap.

**

It was a product of left leaning thinking of its time.

The "hero" factions are

the Peacekeepers - the UN plus the faction hates censorship
Gaians - upper class environuts

Neutral
Academy - amoral (not immoral) scientists

the villains are
Spartans - survivalist types
Believers - Christians, natch
Yang - Maoists
Morgan - free market types

Posted by: 18-1 at June 10, 2020 01:53 PM (WdocV)

557 Scott Adams is the only one saying it should be a "hate crime" and "an invitation to violence" to call someone a "white supremacist."

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 10, 2020 01:50 PM (MHqAN)

ESPECIALLY when they aren't.

There is no defense against that charge. Anything you say is interpreted as another insult. If you say, "I can't be RACIST. Some of my best friends are Black!", you've fallen into another hole.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 10, 2020 01:53 PM (CqE5x)

558 Haven't read it but is that part where he shot first in there? I live
across the bridge about ten mins from downtown Lou-a-vulle on the sunny
side and my neighbor cops (retired and active) from the local police
force just can't believe the insanity that goes on across the river.

Jeez - we're neighbors.

Posted by: Wheels Within Wheels at June 10, 2020 01:53 PM (Lktpy)

559 EVH sounds as good as ever.
Posted by: Jim Jones at June 10, 2020 01:51 PM (30kdF)

Isn't he missing a vocal chord due to throat cancer?

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 10, 2020 01:53 PM (Zz0t1)

560 503 Somebody mentioned their phone bills, which makes me wonder. Why couldn't verizon, att etc. just shut off their smartphones?
___________________

Shut off their phones, shut off the water, sewer (no working toilets for the little assholes), electric power, etc., and obviously don't be delivering food (vegan or otherwise) to these punks, and see how long they last in their little "autonomous" anarchist enclave.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 10, 2020 01:53 PM (k4dH2)

561 It's almost as if one might need some sort of food producing region to produce food. Too bad flyover country thinks they're a bunch of loons. Which they are.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 10, 2020 01:53 PM (Boy/L)

562 And it's a fair one. They seem to only really appear when it's time to pile on Trump.
Posted by: ... at June 10, 2020 01:51 PM (gZ6M

Is it "them" or is it the MFM gatekeepers?

I know I don't go the politicians home-pages and twitter feeds on a regular basis ...

Posted by: Adriane the That Stuff will Strip Rust Critic ... at June 10, 2020 01:53 PM (LPnfS)

563 Old enough to remember the 60's protests and hippie culture

Back then, there were a lot of hot hippies. PJ O'Rourke joked that most of the guys joined the movement to get laid

I'm not seeing a lot of hot chicks in the movement itself, just a lot of fat or ugly psychotic skanks

Posted by: kbdabear at June 10, 2020 01:53 PM (qAR6u)

564

Rape is a western white male construct though, as is all law.

This dude can do what he wants in this new frontier.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at June 10, 2020 01:53 PM (lg/F7)

565 In the Old Soviet Union there was a term for people intentionally focused on the background scenes of officially-approved news stories, supposedly critical of the West. The anchor would be talking about "exploitation by capitalists..... or rampant racism in the US, etc etc" but all the poor grubs in the old USSR could see was the abundance in grocery store windows, the variety of clothes of common people etc.

I was reminded of this in footage of the "takeover" of Seattle City Hall. A bunch of wanna-be revolutionaries denouncing "racism and capitalism" milling around, but almost to a person holding expensive devices, carefully put together (in their version of Revoluationary Chic) and quite obviously well-fed. All of these "taking over" a modern-architecture-temple City Hall that quite obviously took many millions of taxpayer dollars to build.

It's beyond irony and beyond hypocrisy. It's just amazing.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 10, 2020 01:54 PM (koNhm)

566
Fair Warning is VH's masterpiece. But it's also a lot darker than their previous work.

I really prefer the first two albums, the happy party albums when it's obvious that they were having fun.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 10, 2020 01:54 PM (EGyGV)

567 Oats, fruits, soy, vegan... I sure hope the sewage system works well in their country...

Posted by: t-bird at June 10, 2020 01:54 PM (BvZkh)

568 > All Quiet on the Western Blunt

The Charge of the Shite Brigade

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 10, 2020 01:54 PM (hKLpI)

569 send soy, tofurkey and money, the shiit just hit the fan

-Seattle antifa

Posted by: runner at June 10, 2020 01:54 PM (gBShP)

570 561 It's almost as if one might need some sort of food producing region to produce food. Too bad flyover country thinks they're a bunch of loons. Which they are.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 10, 2020 01:53 PM (Boy/L)

===========

Their window vegetable gardens should feed them for weeks, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 10, 2020 01:54 PM (LvTSG)

571 When things go this sideways, nobody gives two shits about legislation. Scott Adams reminds me of a man that's never faced personal danger, and doesn't really understand it.

Posted by: Wheels Within Wheels at June 10, 2020 01:49 PM (Lktpy)

Yeah, Scott is all about "Persuasion" and "Mind Games" and can't quite grasp situations where the only operative principle is "No More Words".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIb9QUGjdIc&feature=emb_logo

of course, he does have a point in that people like McConnell are just sitting around with their fingers up their butts while all this happens.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2020 01:54 PM (Kpl3J)

572 510 I'd bet a large sum that more than one rape has already occurred.

Tent crimes.

There is no rape

Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2020 01:54 PM (miuGT)

573 SPAM spam spam spam
SPAM spam spam spam
SPAMMITY SPAM! WONDERFUL SPAM!!!
SPAMMITY SPAM! WONDERFUL SPAM!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2020 01:38 PM (Kpl3J)

Don't knock it......Till you've fried it.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 10, 2020 01:39 PM (Zz0t1)

on a fresh roll with a slice of American cheese and a bit of mustard.

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 10, 2020 01:54 PM (+NdM9)

574 548 Can cannibalism be far behind?

I am guessing when they actually hit the 24 hour mark.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 10, 2020 01:52 PM (A5zUN)

If history is any guide they will soon start turning on one another. Won't be long until the guy tweating for more soy finds himself with a broken jaw and looking up at the shiny part of a guillotine.

Posted by: 29Victor at June 10, 2020 01:54 PM (BJKQV)

575 There is no defense against that charge.

I just stay on offense.

Which is weird for a Bama fan.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 10, 2020 01:54 PM (Boy/L)

576 Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 10, 2020 01:53 PM (Zz0t1)
*******
Part of his tongue

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 10, 2020 01:54 PM (GRuJt)

577 561 It's almost as if one might need some sort of food producing region to produce food. Too bad flyover country thinks they're a bunch of loons. Which they are.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 10, 2020 01:53 PM (Boy/L)

They need to bring Michael Bloomberg in to show them how to farm.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 10, 2020 01:55 PM (Uu+Jp)

578 514
What do you call an alliance of Commies and The Irish Republican Army?

Posted by: JoeF. at June 10, 2020 01:48 PM (CqE5x)

_________

Chinn Feign?

Posted by: ShainS at June 10, 2020 01:55 PM (3QSHH)

579 Scott Adams is the only one saying it should be a "hate crime" and "an
invitation to violence" to call someone a "white supremacist."
___

Its ok to punch NAZIs and white supremacists. Also we get to determine who is a NAZIs or a white supremacist.

And our friend in the DA's office agrees. Woohoo!

Posted by: Antifa at June 10, 2020 01:55 PM (WdocV)

580 Red Ball Express

Posted by: CAP ANTIFAGS at June 10, 2020 01:55 PM (f2xxr)

581 The Left is winning. When your children and grandchildren are a hated minority in their own country in thirty years, does anyone think the Constitution will protect them?

Hell, I'm probably wrong. Good thing there are lots of examples thru history where black people are fair and just when they take power.

Posted by: Monty James at June 10, 2020 01:55 PM (Zqz9o)

582 I'm your ice cream man, stop me when I'm passin' by
All my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 10, 2020 01:55 PM (FtO5h)

583 Dr. Fauci says the Covid-19 Pndemic is "not even close to being over."
Posted by: JoeF. at June 10, 2020 01:36 PM (CqE5x)

Good thing it took a break for 2 weeks to allow for the rioting
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 10, 2020 01:51 PM (mpeBU)

No problem. It was my pleasure.

Posted by: Covid-19 at June 10, 2020 01:55 PM (CqE5x)

584 Whatever shred of reputation Judge Sullivan had left he has no shit on and lit on fire.

The Judge Gleeson brief is in and it's a joke.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 10, 2020 01:55 PM (ZLI7S)

585 Feel free to ignore them when they tell you, again and again, that they just want to burn the entire country down (literally and physically) because there's no cure for the demons in their head except for unleashing them on normal, sane people.

A great many things in my life got much, much simpler once I stopped trying to ascribe motives and explanations behind what people say and started instead simply taking them at their word.

Apparently I'm too stupid to be part of the CONservative intelligentsia.

Posted by: DocJ at June 10, 2020 01:55 PM (DU2N9)

586 572 510 I'd bet a large sum that more than one rape has already occurred.

Tent crimes.

There is no rape
Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2020 01:54 PM (miuGT)

===========

"Murder is a disease of capitalism. It does not happen in the Soviet Union."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 10, 2020 01:55 PM (LvTSG)

587 My stock portfolio is above where it was pre Wuhan flash crash. I did contribute some money in the last 3 months via my bi weekly invest it and forget it plan. so taking tht into account I am still down. But still not a big deal in the grand scheme of things.

Trump needs to start emphasizing this since nobody in the MSM ever will.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at June 10, 2020 01:56 PM (/zlyX)

588 What the autonomous zone needs is a flyover to support their health care workers. Maybe a couple of kites or something.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 10, 2020 01:56 PM (r+sAi)

589 Steer clear of ladydicks, nurse. And forearm penises.

Posted by: lakemonster at June 10, 2020 01:56 PM (ukhtT)

590 of course, he does have a point in that people like
McConnell are just sitting around with their fingers up their butts
while all this happens.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2020 01:54 PM (Kpl3J)

Yeah, that's fair. I just didn't think of it in those terms. A couple others above you rightly made the same observation.

I guess I'm just not surprised, because they never say a peep about anything - so it's SNAFU to me.

Posted by: Wheels Within Wheels at June 10, 2020 01:56 PM (Lktpy)

591 Fair Warning is VH's masterpiece. But it's also a lot darker than their previous work.

I really prefer the first two albums, the happy party albums when it's obvious that they were having fun.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 10, 2020 01:54 PM (EGyGV)
*********
They were all Coked out of there minds on FW

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 10, 2020 01:56 PM (GRuJt)

592
Chinn Feign?
Posted by: ShainS at June 10, 2020 01:55 PM (3QSHH)

Mao Mix

Posted by: Covid-19 at June 10, 2020 01:56 PM (CqE5x)

593 Bowed Jest

Posted by: REDACTED at June 10, 2020 01:56 PM (JgrP5)

594 I'm not seeing a lot of hot chicks in the movement itself, just a lot of fat or ugly psychotic skanks

Conservative, freedom-loving chicks are ALWAYS hotter. It's in Newton's Laws.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 10, 2020 01:56 PM (Boy/L)

595 Send lawyers, soy and money, mommy get me out of this.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 10, 2020 01:56 PM (Uu+Jp)

596 Corned Beef Hash > SPAM

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 10, 2020 01:56 PM (FtO5h)

597 Well, there are a couple of good things popping out the the Capital Hill Erogenous Zone. Much better if muted.

https://bit.ly/2zknhIE

Posted by: motionview at June 10, 2020 01:57 PM (pYQR/)

598 > What the autonomous zone needs is a flyover to support their health care workers.

Helicopters dropping Wendy's Baconators.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 10, 2020 01:57 PM (hKLpI)

599 Nooooooooooooooooooood! The media lies.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 10, 2020 01:57 PM (ExV1e)

600 I like Diver Down because its all covers. Every band should do at least one really great cover album, stuff they love and find fun.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 10, 2020 01:57 PM (KZzsI)

601 Open SPAM can

Rinse off the meat

Slice it

Fry it

Put it on a bun with your choice of condiments.

It's not bad.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 10, 2020 01:57 PM (l4C/z)

602
The Judge Gleeson brief is in and it's a joke.

Well, Jackie Gleeson was a pretty funny guy.

Posted by: Cornell West's Webcam at June 10, 2020 01:57 PM (oVJmc)

603 * = Bing Fawn Hall if that needs explaining

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 10, 2020 01:10 PM (kUmUV)

Fawn Hall....yum.
Forgot about her.Until now.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 10, 2020 01:57 PM (ufFY8)

604 The Tent Commandments

Posted by: REDACTED at June 10, 2020 01:57 PM (JgrP5)

605 I know I don't go the politicians home-pages and twitter feeds on a regular basis ...

Posted by: Adriane the That Stuff will Strip Rust Critic ... at June 10, 2020 01:53 PM (LPnfS)

That's a fair question. So here's a random (R) Senator's twitter right now. Happens to be from a neighboring state. One tweet generically praising his state's national guard and then:

Idaho is the 3rd largest dairy producing state in the country. During #NationalDairyMonth, thank a dairy farmer by enjoying some milk, cheese, or even some ice cream made right here in Idaho.

So I'm going to say it's not the gatekeepers this time.

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2020 01:58 PM (gZ6M8)

606 Tell me Capitol Hill is somewhere close to something owned by Microsoft. Lie if you must.

Sorry, no.

Microsoft's big campus is on the east side in Redmond. They have places in Bellevue and Kirkland. I think they have some offices in Seattle, but not Cap Hill.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 10, 2020 01:58 PM (UW2ZS)

607 Maxim 21: Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Take his fish away and tell him he's lucky just to be alive, and he'll figure out how to catch another one for you to take tomorrow.

https://tinyurl.com/y52kbpvj
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 10, 2020 01:42 PM (EGyGV)
+++++++++++++++
If you build a man a fire, he'll be warm for a night.
If you set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 10, 2020 01:58 PM (Q8c/L)

608

So are/were they afraid of the homeless?
to allow this?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 10, 2020 01:58 PM (2OVCl)

609 hey were all Coked out of there minds on FW
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 10, 2020 01:56 PM (GRuJt)

Music started sucking in the mid-70's because of coke.
Rock and Roll had no trouble absorbing pills, pot--even heroin--but coke made them make dopey music--and think they were creating "art."

Posted by: JoeF. at June 10, 2020 01:58 PM (CqE5x)

610 New thread, people -- related to Michael Flynn.

Posted by: gdgm+ at June 10, 2020 01:58 PM (ExnWy)

611 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 10, 2020 01:57 PM (l4C/z)

you rinse your spam ?

ewww

Posted by: REDACTED at June 10, 2020 01:59 PM (JgrP5)

612 New thread, people -- related to Michael Flynn.
Posted by: gdgm+ at June 10, 2020 01:58 PM (ExnWy)

Damn it. I was liking this one.

Posted by: Wheels Within Wheels at June 10, 2020 01:59 PM (Lktpy)

613

nooooood

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 10, 2020 01:59 PM (2OVCl)

614 Well, there are a couple of good things popping out the the Capital Hill Erogenous Zone.

Posted by: motionview at June 10, 2020 01:57 PM (pYQR/)

Porta potties....they're bringing in porta potties....should be pretty ripe in a couple days.

Posted by: BignJames at June 10, 2020 02:00 PM (X/Pw5)

615 568 > All Quiet on the Western Blunt

The Charge of the Shite Brigade

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 10, 2020 01:54 PM (hKLpI)

The Gods of the Kindle Book Headings

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in this together!- at June 10, 2020 02:00 PM (mMLSg)

616 The Judge Gleeson brief is in and it's a joke.

_______________

Read a few of the excerpts from it. He's obviously a hyper-partisan loon, as one would expect.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 10, 2020 02:00 PM (k4dH2)

617 Tell me Capitol Hill is somewhere close to something owned by Microsoft. Lie if you must.

But only 2 miles to the Gates Foundation.

Posted by: motionview at June 10, 2020 02:00 PM (pYQR/)

618 someone should air drop copies of the book about the Donner Party.

Posted by: corn and beans at June 10, 2020 02:00 PM (tkNkP)

619 Give a man a fish, feed him for a
day. Don't teach a man to fish, and feed yourself. He's a grown man,
and fishing's not that hard."-Ron Swanson

Posted by: Quint at June 10, 2020 02:00 PM (hHxp2)

620 Will the Soy Brigade in CHAZ accept some Impossible Bat? Just got in a shipment from Wuhan.

Posted by: CoolHandLuke at June 10, 2020 02:01 PM (U2+zT)

621 If they will set up camp beside Inslee's personal residence, I will endorse this autonomous zone.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 10, 2020 02:01 PM (puu6v)

622
My stock portfolio is above where it was pre Wuhan flash crash. I did contribute some money in the last 3 months via my bi weekly invest it and forget it plan. so taking tht into account I am still down. But still not a big deal in the grand scheme of things.

Trump needs to start emphasizing this since nobody in the MSM ever will.
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at June 10, 2020 01:56 PM (/zlyX)

I put $ in the market for the first time in ages back at the beginning of April. I'm up around 18% last time I checked. I'd have put more in, but I was already unemployed when this Chi-Na Virus thing hit.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 10, 2020 02:01 PM (EGyGV)

623 621
If they will set up camp beside Inslee's personal residence, I will endorse this autonomous zone.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 10, 2020 02:01 PM (puu6v)

I will send food.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 10, 2020 02:01 PM (KnJdm)

624 "Murder is a disease of capitalism. It does not happen in the Soviet Union."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 10, 2020 01:55 PM

There is no murder in paradise.

I just saw that movie. What was it?
Oh, Child 44.

I liked it.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 10, 2020 02:02 PM (ufFY8)

625 9 A human must never submit to animals.

The power of No.

And, well, guns.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 10, 2020 01:03 PM (l4C/z)

Yeah. Sure. Tell that to my cats.

Posted by: Sooner,- White blue-eyed debil at June 10, 2020 02:02 PM (Fs5vw)

626 17 I look forward to more humor from the front lines of SPAZ
Posted by: A dude in MI at June 10, 2020 01:02 PM (/6GbT)

Seattle People's Autonomous Zone
S. P. A. Z.

Perfect!

Posted by: rd at June 10, 2020 02:02 PM (+0uDE)

627 Give a man with a fish a boot to the head, liberate the fish.

Posted by: klaftern at June 10, 2020 02:02 PM (RuIsu)

628 Want to know the survivalist's biggest secret to survive?

A rough, tough looking beard? Big muscles and sleeve tattoos? Tactical clothing and body armor? A fancy carbine with lazers an sheet? A big pile of supplies?

No. It's keeping a low profile.

Posted by: Tommy Vercetti at June 10, 2020 02:06 PM (dDxCh)

629 We need a QRF at the QFC

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 10, 2020 02:08 PM (k/TB6)

630 624 "Murder is a disease of capitalism. It does not happen in the Soviet Union."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 10, 2020 01:55 PM

There is no murder in paradise.

I just saw that movie. What was it?
Oh, Child 44.

I liked it.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 10, 2020 02:02 PM (ufFY

==========

Citizen X is much better.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 10, 2020 02:09 PM (LvTSG)

631 Gangs declare 'autonomous zone'??

Calling Dr. Rizzo. Calling Doctor Zombie Frank Rizzo, report to the helicopter launch area, please.

Posted by: miserable whiner at June 10, 2020 02:11 PM (q1pbo)

632 Well. Didn't take long for that socialist utopia to go to shit, did it?

Posted by: boynsea at June 10, 2020 02:11 PM (Fks5r)

633 Next up, cannibalism?

Posted by: boynsea at June 10, 2020 02:13 PM (Fks5r)

634 Translated:

"Please send us food that even the homeless won't steal."

Posted by: miserable whiner at June 10, 2020 02:16 PM (q1pbo)

635 Fauci, director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, said the number of cases has plateaued and is coming down as a nation overall. However, there are certain regions where there are blips in infections.

Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at June 10, 2020 02:26 PM (P4Pk9)

636 I knew the stupid MFers would soon be begging for food.

I didn't think it would be within hours. LOL!! ha ha ha

Posted by: Common Tater at June 10, 2020 02:29 PM (XHihg)

637 You mean they haven't mastered subsistence farming yet?

Well, maybe you can rummage through the dumpsters, Venezuela-style. Muy autentico!

Oh, wait--those are CITY dumpsters, and you Secessionists are citizens of CHAZ now. Maybe you can look at some old food tweets.

Enjoy, my CHAZIENS!

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at June 10, 2020 02:33 PM (Ndje9)

638 AntiFatta go down to the Seattle wet market and eat some CHUM(s). Mommy how do I boil water ????

First buy some boil at Fancy Foods,piss in it and you are go to go dear............... tanks Mom ..where do I get WATER?

Posted by: saf at June 10, 2020 02:46 PM (5IHGB)

639 Cut the power and water, and stop importation of anything. Let's see how 'autonomous' they are.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Shut down cell towers and LTE around the zone.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2020 01:36 PM (ctGui)

*****

You want a full invasion and crushing of the antifa zone.

You'll settle for a iron blockade.

You'll get all city and utilities being fully operational...just minus police.

Posted by: El Jefe at June 10, 2020 02:51 PM (Ae67h)

640 "These are the asshoes who declared war on the Pagan MC. I would have doubts about them putting up a spirited resistance to the Little Sisters of the Poor."

Poor decision. Give a group of about 20 Pagans a few hours without rules of engagement and they could "restore order" to the commune.

Posted by: RM at June 10, 2020 02:52 PM (U3LtS)

641 Carpet bomb them with Halal and Kosher MREs

Posted by: Stacy0311 at June 10, 2020 02:56 PM (SqpTW)

642 I submit to you, that the antifa forces occupying Seattle are learning, and learning quickly.

They have already instituted a $500 per store tax on all businesses in the autonomous zone.

Participation is 100% voluntary...and is 100% complied with.

They'll have the money needed to buy more food.

And it will be delivered.

How long did the occupy wall street zones last?

Months.

This will last a long, long time.

Prayers to those involuntarily held behind the lines in Seattle.

I'd call the POWs.

You

Posted by: El Jefe at June 10, 2020 02:56 PM (Ae67h)

643 You are not forgotten.

Posted by: El Jefe at June 10, 2020 02:56 PM (Ae67h)

644 *Sigh*

To those involuntarily held behind the lines in Seattle.

I consider you to be POWs.

You are not forgotten.

Posted by: El Jefe at June 10, 2020 02:57 PM (Ae67h)

645 How about Turds?
Would Turds be good?
Got a shit ton of Turds.

Posted by: BigWyo at June 10, 2020 03:01 PM (NZbhV)

646 They are GONNA DIE ...have you no SOLE................muniere with crispy new potatoes?

Posted by: saf at June 10, 2020 03:02 PM (5IHGB)

647 Soy boi warriors.

This oughta be good.

Posted by: Mr. Trashbag, Shoggoth and Eater Of Toes at June 10, 2020 03:02 PM (T09ml)

648 I'm trying to wait for the reaction of the 500 + residents of this 6 block area! Moreover, the idiot "TWIT" who posted the help for "Soy" "Vegan" B.S. is in a 'bubble'. She's not aware that their health will be threatened by either the residents rebelling or Federal Troops taking back the territory which was illegally taken. Truly amazing 'my kind of food only' ?

Posted by: hstad at June 10, 2020 04:03 PM (uywSX)

649 Raw hamburger meat, PCU style.

Posted by: John Juan at June 10, 2020 04:10 PM (SwRix)

650 Build the wall! Hell, we can afford a wall around 6 blocks!

Posted by: Bama Bubba at June 10, 2020 04:18 PM (mAxkE)

651 Eat your copy of The Communists Manifesto Scumbags

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at June 10, 2020 05:58 PM (FLiOE)

652 I read the soy/vegan alert to my husband at lunch and he cracked up.
Do y'all remember the soy farmers who took over part of UC or Berkley several years ago? Occupy Farms or some crap. That experiment failed, in my opinion, largely due to no one but wildbeast (memory) and the other ruler volunteering for latrine duty.
The raid by police ended the month long fubar.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Aging supermodel, Wuhan fighter at June 10, 2020 06:51 PM (SK2xO)

653 I also do not know why they are begging for food.

I read they are charging business owners in their compound for safety. One tweet from a business owner seemed confused if this was monthly or a one time payment...I think in $500 range.

The funniest comments were that one guy was going to drive around perimeter cooking bacon on a George Foreman grill.

Another suggested a MAGA barbeque next to compound.

What is really bad is they plan to spread to neighborhoods. Fun times!

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Aging supermodel, Wuhan fighter at June 10, 2020 07:05 PM (SK2xO)

654 89 Bing Fawn Hall if that needs explaining.

Doesn't. She's still a crack addict in West Hollywood, big shades and all.

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