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Lunatic Mayor Lightfoot's Call with Chicago Alderman Goes Off the Rails As They Accuse Her of Unleashing the Barbarian Hordes Upon Their Precincts

The Democrat Party is very, very moderate and centrist and sensible.

There is no cost to voting for Democrats, Suburban Empathy Mom Karen!!!


Throughout the last weekend of May, just as Chicago's economic engine was getting ready to restart, roving bands of violent rioters and looters rampaged through the city decimating entire neighborhoods, ostensibly to "protest" the death of career criminal George Floyd at the hands of the Minneapolis police.

Rioters torched cars and businesses and looted dozens of stores on the West and South sides of the city. The unrest and violence mostly subsided by Tuesday night, according to WTTW News, but not before doing massive damage. Over 1,000 people were arrested over that weekend, primarily for looting. According to Chicago Police Superintendent David Brown, 132 Chicago police officers were injured.


Authorities estimated the cost of the property damage to be in the millions.

On Sunday, while the antifa and Black Lives Matter-fueled riots were still raging, Mayor Lori Lightfoot held a heated and emotional conference call with Chicago's 50 aldermen to brief them on the city’s response to the unrest.

At no point during the call did anyone suggest that white supremacist infiltrators were behind the violence, (a false narrative that was pushed by the Democrat media complex only a week ago).


But there was weeping, cursing and gnashing of teeth as the panicked Democrat aldermen demanded action from the mayor to stop armed criminals from destroying their neighborhoods.

At one point, the call went off the rails, with Lightfoot and one of the aldermen engaging in profane verbal fisticuffs. "With all due respect, f-ck you," Ald. Raymond Lopez told the mayor during the heated exchange.

More at the link.

One Alderman demanded to know how she was supposed to convince Walmart and CVS to rebuild in her precinct, after having lobbied to bring them in previously while implicitly guaranteeing "Your stores won't be nearly razed to the ground by barbarian hordes supported by the local and state governments."

Yeah so good luck on that.


"Food Deserts"

I don't ever fucking want to hear about them ever fucking again.

You set fire to your fields; now you can eat your harvest of ashes.

Posted by: Ace at 07:07 PM




Comments

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1 I'VE MADE THE BIG TIME, MA~!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2020 07:08 PM (ZxG8D)

2 Blood and ashes

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 09, 2020 07:08 PM (WwTwF)

3 Oooh! This is big!

Posted by: Emmie at June 09, 2020 07:08 PM (clsJu)

4 It's YUGE

Posted by: DJ at June 09, 2020 07:08 PM (O3/K+)

5 WHY ARE WE YELLING NOW

Posted by: fox at June 09, 2020 07:09 PM (3s9iz)

6 So true.

Commies gotta to reinforce Failure. It's a 149 yo tradition.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 09, 2020 07:09 PM (u82oZ)

7 Wow, I CAN READ! I CAN READ IT ALLLLL!!!

Posted by: clutch cargo at June 09, 2020 07:09 PM (8B6Ng)

8 Red bastids taken over the blog

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 09, 2020 07:09 PM (WwTwF)

9 [/red]

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 09, 2020 07:09 PM (u82oZ)

10 I AM BECOME GIGANTOR, SLAYER OF MONSTERS!

Posted by: El Kabong at June 09, 2020 07:09 PM (datdl)

11
Easy To Read Font For The Aged!

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 09, 2020 07:09 PM (MyYKC)

12 I listened to this call.

It's glorious

Posted by: fox at June 09, 2020 07:09 PM (3s9iz)

13 I' m already high

kant take anymore

Posted by: REDACTED at June 09, 2020 07:09 PM (JgrP5)

14 If you like your 12pt text, you can keep your 12pt text.

Posted by: clutch cargo at June 09, 2020 07:10 PM (8B6Ng)

15
Jesus speaks through our 'ments.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 09, 2020 07:10 PM (MyYKC)

16 I see RED people.

Posted by: JC. IDaho bot. at June 09, 2020 07:10 PM (377Zs)

17 MY WORDS ARE LARGER! NOW I AM ALWAYS RIGHT!

Posted by: El Kabong at June 09, 2020 07:10 PM (datdl)

18 Don't ever change, ace. The drama is worth it.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 09, 2020 07:10 PM (u82oZ)

19 CHER HAS TAKEN OVER THE BLOG.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2020 07:11 PM (ZxG8D)

20 This thread is now Helen Keller readable

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 09, 2020 07:11 PM (WwTwF)

21 AOS

OLD FUCKER FRIENDLY

Posted by: REDACTED at June 09, 2020 07:11 PM (JgrP5)

22 Better dead than Red.

Posted by: jsg at June 09, 2020 07:11 PM (zrcnm)

23 DAVID FRENCH IS A CVCK!

ONLY NOW IT IS RED AND HUGE!

Posted by: El Kabong at June 09, 2020 07:11 PM (datdl)

24 Conservatives are about learning from the past. You reap what you sow seems appropriate here.

Posted by: iandeal at June 09, 2020 07:12 PM (vgGyZ)

25 Waiting for Hispanic Dems to say FU to BLM in public

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 09, 2020 07:12 PM (WwTwF)

26 Very cozy in here. IN YOUR FACE!

Posted by: Dave C at June 09, 2020 07:12 PM (kyZdb)

27 #LearnToCookRat

Posted by: jsg at June 09, 2020 07:12 PM (zrcnm)

28 Bigly

Posted by: Someguy at June 09, 2020 07:12 PM (Zm+LZ)

29 SALE

SALE

SALE

SUNDAY

SALE

Posted by: REDACTED at June 09, 2020 07:12 PM (JgrP5)

30 Why the big font?

Posted by: David Byrne at June 09, 2020 07:12 PM (LQtKc)

31 Is this blood red?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 09, 2020 07:13 PM (sy5kK)

32 >>>26 Waiting for Hispanic Dems to say FU to BLM in public

The Latin Kings in LA aren't having any of it.

Posted by: El Kabong at June 09, 2020 07:13 PM (datdl)

33 I'm comin', Elizabeth !

Posted by: Redd Foxx at June 09, 2020 07:13 PM (zrcnm)

34 Do you hear me now?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 09, 2020 07:13 PM (sy5kK)

35 Redz!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 09, 2020 07:13 PM (9dzlp)

36 I'M TURNING HEARING AIDS TO LOW

Posted by: REDACTED at June 09, 2020 07:14 PM (JgrP5)

37 Y'all realize your our big red jokes are gonna be unfunny when ace fixes it

but maybe he's at dinner so party on.and pass the merlot

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 09, 2020 07:14 PM (WwTwF)

38 Jonah Goldberg is furiously google searching how to make The Dispatch font red and huge and then claim it was all his idea.

Posted by: El Kabong at June 09, 2020 07:14 PM (datdl)

39 Red Lives Madder

Posted by: Les Kinetic at June 09, 2020 07:14 PM (+fPHo)

40 MSM already calling for investigations into GA primary voting problems in minority areas.

Posted by: Not Voting Our Way Out Of This at June 09, 2020 07:14 PM (55lwO)

41 Ahhhhh

Posted by: clutch cargo at June 09, 2020 07:14 PM (8B6Ng)

42 OT because I'm slow on calculating. According to Excel I have spent $8.101.54 on Amazon since Jan 1 on 123 orders. Its about time to reduce that to zero.

Posted by: Menack at June 09, 2020 07:14 PM (buTO7)

43 That was fun.

Posted by: jsg at June 09, 2020 07:15 PM (zrcnm)

44 We are rehashing Eisenstein's Battleship Potemkin in Democrat City after Democrat City. The Revolution is here. Can good kill this leftist, organized devil?

Posted by: Johnny Biface at June 09, 2020 07:15 PM (v7uSj)

45 called it at 39

now we gotta go on topic

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 09, 2020 07:15 PM (WwTwF)

46 is this the same place that sells the cell phones with the big number buttons?

how much is the unlimited plan?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 09, 2020 07:15 PM (sy5kK)

47 Ok. That's better.

Posted by: JC. IDaho bot. at June 09, 2020 07:15 PM (377Zs)

48 * lights cigar*

Posted by: REDACTED at June 09, 2020 07:15 PM (JgrP5)

49 Angry Ace is Best Ace!
All together now, "Fuck Lightfoot"

Posted by: Pelosi's Filthy Fingers at June 09, 2020 07:16 PM (a1s18)

50 45 That was fun.
Posted by: jsg

yeah
better than Italicans

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 09, 2020 07:16 PM (WwTwF)

51 Chicago tries to get any kind of non-vice business to open in their town:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGNo6RfPoP4

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at June 09, 2020 07:16 PM (0V/8D)

52 Y'all realize your our big red jokes are gonna be unfunny when ace fixes it

but maybe he's at dinner so party on.and pass the merlot


But I'm not

/party pooper

Posted by: Weirddave at June 09, 2020 07:16 PM (qwrfu)

53 >>>You set fire to your fields; now you can eat your harvest of ashes.

I'm wondering if that's what all the corporate kneeling and money showers were for.

"Oh, open a store in Minneapolis? Nah, I don't think so. But do enjoy the 100,000 dollar donation we get to write off."

Posted by: El Kabong at June 09, 2020 07:16 PM (datdl)

54 Democrats won't protect businesses.

That's the message.

Posted by: jsg at June 09, 2020 07:17 PM (zrcnm)

55 We could be looking at an army of Antifa super soldiers genetically engineered to be old and fall over easily

Posted by: President Insane at June 09, 2020 07:17 PM (iJISZ)

56 Her eyes are at least 2.5" off center.

Posted by: JC. IDaho bot. at June 09, 2020 07:17 PM (377Zs)

57 Yeah, it is going to be hard for these cities to recover from this.

If I may be so bold as to quote from the King James Bible...

That ye may be the children of your Father which is in heaven: for he maketh his sun to rise on the evil and on the good, and sendeth rain on the just and on the unjust.

Posted by: El Jefe at June 09, 2020 07:18 PM (Ae67h)

58
But I'm not

/party pooper
Posted by: Weirddave

and you call yourself weird

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 09, 2020 07:18 PM (WwTwF)

59
Chicago and Seattle are both excellent examples of what happens when lawlessness is supported by their elected officials.

Any answer I can devise will get me banned.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 09, 2020 07:18 PM (sy5kK)

60 Anarchy is bad for business?

Who'dathunk!

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos at June 09, 2020 07:18 PM (3DZIZ)

61 I don't understand how she got elected.

Has anyone read an article about how exactly that happened?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2020 07:19 PM (ZxG8D)

62 Food deserts came from the mouth of Big Mike back in the Obama days.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 09, 2020 07:19 PM (j3npP)

63 What is the "food deserts" reference?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe


Food deserts are what happens when you burn all the groceries down in your neighborhood.

And then complain you can't buy groceries anywhere.

Food Deserts are Racist and we need a new federal agency to stop them from occurring.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 09, 2020 07:19 PM (BM2fS)

64 I warned you that America would become a tribalist hell-hole if you elected Trump, and you mocked and shit all over me.

I rest my case with Chicago.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at June 09, 2020 07:19 PM (LQtKc)

65 59 What is the "food deserts" reference?
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 09, 2020 07:18 PM (zNSYE)

*****

Michelle Obama and her ilk complained about "food deserts" in the ghetto, because they had local marts with not a lot of selections of arugula and fresh produce, unlike the Whole Foods that the whites had.

Which was because of racism.

Posted by: El Jefe at June 09, 2020 07:20 PM (Ae67h)

66 So this is what the beginning of ACW 2.0 looks like.

Posted by: McLurkerson at June 09, 2020 07:20 PM (B28pn)

67 Walter Williams on Mark Levin's show.

Williams is an absolute genius. I'd have voted for him for president if he'd chosen to run.

Williams/Levin 2024!!

Posted by: Sharkman at June 09, 2020 07:20 PM (BM2fS)

68 What is the "food deserts" reference?

When you get thrown a can of peas and they tell ya it's peaches.

Posted by: Pelosi's Filthy Fingers at June 09, 2020 07:20 PM (a1s18)

69 She is a weird looking little gnome. How does it become a mayor?

Posted by: f'd at June 09, 2020 07:21 PM (oBdPe)

70 But that Fred Fucks guy in the last thread said that these riots were supported by everyone except a "minority" of business owners...

Posted by: Thrawn at June 09, 2020 07:21 PM (usCq7)

71 "With all due respect, f-ck you,"

With all due respect.

Nice touch.

Can we please dispense with the forced manners here? It's like reading reports of "the gentleman then proceeded to strike the victim with a pointed stick before allegedly impaling him in the heart."

Or, if in Congress, "my esteemed colleague across the aisle." Just say it like you meant it: "That fat prick bastard imbecile over there."

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 09, 2020 07:21 PM (HhXSr)

72 Thing is, if a CVS gets burned down - it's not necessarily CVS that took the hit. Commercial property investors (I was there) dream of getting a walmart or CVS and a 20+ year lease. The CVS writes it off. While the investment group deals with the insurance. The property management group is out of a huge contract, as are any services tied to the property. An awful lot is involved in one large property, they don't all buy their own.

You'd literally have to be nuts to go back. And, as we've seen after the LA riots in '92 and elsewhere, they almost never do come back. Memories of sane people are usually a lot longer than those setting fires.

Posted by: clutch cargo at June 09, 2020 07:21 PM (8B6Ng)

73 Is this called Getting Your Just Food Deserts?

Posted by: jsg at June 09, 2020 07:21 PM (zrcnm)

74 Mmm. Food desserts.
.
.
.
.
Doh!

Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2020 07:21 PM (TQ/zJ)

75 >>>I don't understand how she got elected.
<<<<

As I recall she was considered the least bad option.


Posted by: the guy that moves pianos at June 09, 2020 07:22 PM (3DZIZ)

76 Don't worry; the GOP will find some way to fuck this up and hand it over to Biden, Schumer and Pelosi.

Posted by: El Kabong at June 09, 2020 07:22 PM (datdl)

77 What will they do without pudding?

Posted by: jsg at June 09, 2020 07:23 PM (zrcnm)

78 No Ace. You don't want to hear about food deserts, but we'll all be paying tax money to build money-losing food stores in those razed neighborhoods. There is only one way this can end with a win, and that means that the other side loses.

Posted by: Bama Bubba at June 09, 2020 07:23 PM (mAxkE)

79 Mmm. Food desserts.
.
.
.
.
Doh!

Posted by: andycanuck



Homer Simpson comments:

https://tinyurl.com/64-Slices-of-American-Cheese

Posted by: Sharkman at June 09, 2020 07:23 PM (BM2fS)

80 Democrats turning on each other? Shocked, shocked I say.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 09, 2020 07:24 PM (nFRLh)

81 26 vmom

Agreed.

Spoiler Alert: For the most part, my fellow MotT will *not* criticize BLM, et al.

They're fully on-board (and, of course, extremely stupid).

Once again, I'll note that the single most damaging and evil canard against us is that we're smart.

Nope.


Posted by: ibguy at June 09, 2020 07:24 PM (EHVbt)

82 I'm all out of brownies. Can I say that? Is that now racist?


Is it ok to eat chocolate ice cream? Or, do I have to eat vanilla. Or, if I eat vanilla, is that a dog whistle? Eating vanilla ice cream wearing a Hawaiian shirt?

Posted by: clutch cargo at June 09, 2020 07:24 PM (8B6Ng)

83 What's with the stupid Dem mayoral names -- Lori Lightfoot, Muriel Bowser (who's a real dog)!

Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2020 07:24 PM (TQ/zJ)

84 COPS has been canceled. It ran for 33 years.

Posted by: Not Voting Our Way Out Of This at June 09, 2020 07:24 PM (55lwO)

85 Trump has made himself indistinguishable from every other Twitter jackass. The man doesn't look presidential or like a leader. He's making himself look like a buffoon.

Put aside for the moment that he's right. Why the hell is a president lowering himself to comment on things like some 75 year old antics jackass? He has staff to fight those battles.

Meanwhile no new civil rights initiatives. Nothing in the pipeline. Just a bunch of belching on Twitter.

The man is honestly turning off the middle we need to win this thing. It's his race to lose and he's starting down that road because he's acting like a school boy with an anxiety issue.

Stop it. Really. Somebody get to this guy and change his password or something.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at June 09, 2020 07:24 PM (a1CRn)

86 I saw Harvest of Ashes open for KISS at the Old Checkerdone in St. Louis.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 09, 2020 07:24 PM (PD4UQ)

87 Keep giving Hollywood your money.

Posted by: Not Voting Our Way Out Of This at June 09, 2020 07:24 PM (55lwO)

88 Chicago was never really the same since Ernie Banks hung them up

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 09, 2020 07:24 PM (85Gof)

89 Mayor Rugmunchkin.

So ugly that her tears run up.

Posted by: Sir Ian Botham. at June 09, 2020 07:25 PM (/YiuH)

90 Shit is getting real!

And for the hard of hearing . . .

SHIT IS GETTING REAL!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 09, 2020 07:25 PM (+y/Ru)

91 You get what you fuckin' dessert.

Posted by: trev006 at June 09, 2020 07:25 PM (69Ie7)

92 Posted by: ibguy at June 09, 2020 07:24 PM (EHVbt)

MotT?

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 09, 2020 07:25 PM (WwTwF)

93 Im off food deserts! Going full Adkins!

Posted by: Menack at June 09, 2020 07:25 PM (buTO7)

94 Widespread Pepe: "What is the 'food deserts' reference?"

The lament that certain inhospitable zones prone to crime and looting aren't getting enough fresh vegetables and that businesses don't want to give away all their cabbage to gun-toting yutes.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 09, 2020 07:25 PM (HhXSr)

95 I love how everyone and their cousin seems to think they know better than PDT.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 09, 2020 07:25 PM (85Gof)

96 Who wants to tell the black folks that Hispanics now outnumber them in the US, thanks to illegal immigration and abortion?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at June 09, 2020 07:26 PM (SRRAx)

97 Going it alone without "civilization" has a certain allure to it, till one actually tries it.

All those kids are going to find out real quick ... all those things ... we've patiently tried to 'splain to 'em. Running water alone requires a huge amount of effort. Then, there's sewerage, and sanitation. Hygiene. Waste disposal. Electricity. Roads. Food production, and distribution. Oh yeah. And law enforcement.

Their problem, everybody thinks all that shit is the default; that it just automagically appears on the shelf, and they "pay" for it with a plastic card that everybody else owes them by virtue of them existing.

Gonna be a fuckpile of dead people before this is over, and nobody can stop it. Apparently.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 09, 2020 07:26 PM (Axa8z)

98 Ace's sins were scarlet but his blog was read.

Posted by: zombie oscar wilde at June 09, 2020 07:26 PM (TQ/zJ)

99 Democrats turning on each other? Shocked, shocked I say.


People compare today to 1968. The French Revolution is more apt.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 09, 2020 07:26 PM (PD4UQ)

100 Chicago elected a gay black munchkin as Mayor. What could possibly go wrong? Well--they are finding out.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at June 09, 2020 07:26 PM (NVDjf)

101 I've been thru the desert
to a store with no name
It fell off
when consumed by the flames
In the desert
they remember Floyd's name
But there ain't no food at the store with no name

Posted by: f'd at June 09, 2020 07:26 PM (oBdPe)

102 All the looting and the rioting and the burning and everything, it was all done by some white boys in MAGA hats.

I know it cause I saw the whole thing!

And they let me, uh, I mean they forced me to suck their dicks!

Posted by: Jussie Smollett at June 09, 2020 07:26 PM (LQtKc)

103 COPS has been canceled. It ran for 33 years.
Posted by: Not Voting Our Way Out Of This at June 09, 2020 07:24 PM (55lwO)

It was Defunded?

Posted by: JoeF. at June 09, 2020 07:26 PM (CqE5x)

104 Stop it. Really. Somebody get to this guy and change his password or something.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at June 09, 2020 07:24 PM (a1CRn)

I've been hearing that shit for four years.

Posted by: jsg at June 09, 2020 07:27 PM (zrcnm)

105 Heh. Paramount cancelled the Cops TV series.

Problem fixed.

https://tinyurl.com/ycnj5qsf

Posted by: JackStraw at June 09, 2020 07:27 PM (ZLI7S)

106 Ace's sins were scarlet but his blog was read.


Posted by: zombie oscar wilde at June 09, 2020 07:26 PM (TQ/zJ)


Enthusiastic golf clap

Posted by: clutch cargo at June 09, 2020 07:27 PM (8B6Ng)

107 MotT?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 09, 2020 07:25 PM (WwTwF)


Yids.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 09, 2020 07:27 PM (t+qrx)

108 Old and busted: Da Bulls, Da Bears

New and shiny: Da bullshit, da batshit

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 09, 2020 07:27 PM (+y/Ru)

109 Blue shit holes getting more shit holey because of blue constituents. My give-a-shit meter hasn't moved.

Posted by: Dingbat at June 09, 2020 07:27 PM (PMMrm)

110 COPS cancelled, seriously who wants that job anyway? I talk to my local(rural) Sheriff's deputy and she bitches about paperwork and stuff but it's never about run for your life or crazy shit like that - you are an urban cop, why? Seriously?

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 09, 2020 07:27 PM (nFRLh)

111 The Old Fart Gugino erased his social Media stuff OOOOPSIES Deep State told him them nailed you erase it all

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 09, 2020 07:27 PM (GRuJt)

112 Lightfoot agreed that the situation was dire, saying "I can't tell you how many times I've cried today."


Well, that would fill me with steely resolve! A brave and strong mayor for a brave and strong city!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 09, 2020 07:28 PM (dLLD6)

113 I love how everyone and their cousin seems to think they know better than PDT.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 09, 2020 07:25 PM (85Gof)

Because everyone actually believes he's really stupid.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 09, 2020 07:28 PM (CqE5x)

114 Willowed

375 The thing about any civilization that so many protestors forget, or more likely were never taught, is that there is always a ruling class, who manage to carve out different rules for themselves (and their cronies).

The real problem that gets lost on far too many people is that when the rulers can self select by violent means, in general, that means you will have a crappy society.

The Founders tried to establish a system (a Constitutional Republic if you will) where the general populace had some small say (via voting) in who the temporary rulers were.

Obviously, that kind of citizen input needs to be destroyed!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at June 09, 2020 07:20 PM (mMLSg)

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at June 09, 2020 07:28 PM (mMLSg)

115
"With all due respect..." really means "With no respect at all..."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2020 07:28 PM (mht8P)

116 but maybe he's at dinner so party on.and pass the merlot
Posted by: Weirddave

I am NOT drinking any fucking Merlot!

Posted by: Miles from Sideways at June 09, 2020 07:28 PM (VNfwt)

117 .....

Meanwhile no new civil rights initiatives.


.....


Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at June 09, 2020 07:24 PM (a1CRn)
_____________________


Yeah, you tell 'im! If it's one thing our country needs right now is a nebulous reference to Civil Rights Initiative.


Aggressively worded *concern* is the best *concern*.

Posted by: McLurkerson at June 09, 2020 07:28 PM (B28pn)

118 I've been thru the desert

to a store with no name

It fell off

when consumed by the flames

In the desert

they remember Floyd's name

But there ain't no food at the store with no name

Posted by: f'd at June 09, 2020 07:26 PM (oBdPe)



That's poetry.

Posted by: grammie winger at June 09, 2020 07:29 PM (lwiT4)

119 One Alderman demanded to know how she was supposed to convince Walmart and CVS to rebuild in her precinct, after having lobbied to bring them in previously while implicitly guaranteeing "Your stores won't be nearly razed to the ground by barbarian hordes supported by the local and state governments."


Fuck each and every one of them.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 09, 2020 07:29 PM (oVJmc)

120 89 Hesco

Your concern is:

[x]Noted

[ ]Not noted

Posted by: ibguy at June 09, 2020 07:29 PM (EHVbt)

121 Yids.

-
They'd better not start throwing Mazel Tov cocktails!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 09, 2020 07:29 PM (+y/Ru)

122 ''She is a weird looking little gnome. How does it become a mayor?''

Very strange looking women. How did she become mayor?

Posted by: Tuna at June 09, 2020 07:29 PM (gLRfa)

123 NeverTrump is going to start arguing that we have to let the Dems win in 2020 because "it's the only way they'll get control over the radical elements of the left."

Posted by: El Kabong at June 09, 2020 07:29 PM (datdl)

124 Posted by: JackStraw at June 09, 2020 07:27 PM (ZLI7S)
********
What are the Bad Boys going to do when the come for you

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 09, 2020 07:29 PM (GRuJt)

125 No Democrat with actual authority will use that authority against another Dem faction. Such a move would be applauded by all the wrong people.


It would be worse than ending your applauding too soon.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 09, 2020 07:29 PM (PjEYO)

126 96 vmom

Members of the Tribe (Jooos)

Posted by: ibguy at June 09, 2020 07:29 PM (EHVbt)

127 When the chips are down, Democrat pols will get you killed.


Diblasio, Lightfoot, Cuomo, etc.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 09, 2020 07:30 PM (oVJmc)

128 >>Meanwhile no new civil rights initiatives.


Meanwhile, Trump has had his COS and Kushner on the Hill today meeting with Tim Scott and others on new civill rights legislation which is supposed to be out by the end of the week.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 09, 2020 07:30 PM (ZLI7S)

129 Seems they are getting their just deserts.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 09, 2020 07:30 PM (Z4rgH)

130 Lightfoot agreed that the situation was dire, saying "I can't tell you how many times I've cried today."

She had to cry today

Now I got a Blind Faith earworm.....

Posted by: JoeF. at June 09, 2020 07:30 PM (CqE5x)

131 Very strange looking women. How did she become mayor?

Posted by: Tuna at June 09, 2020 07:29 PM (gLRfa)



I think her opponent was worse.

Posted by: grammie winger at June 09, 2020 07:30 PM (lwiT4)

132 95
You get what you fuckin' dessert.

one must desert the desert to get one's just deserts.

Posted by: Anachronda at June 09, 2020 07:30 PM (sGtp+)

133 >>I don't ever fucking want to hear about them ever fucking again.

You set fire to your fields; now you can eat your harvest of ashes.


I like this Old Testament Ace.

Posted by: garrett at June 09, 2020 07:30 PM (Aqq+D)

134 If I win MegaMillions it's strippers and blow for everyone.

Posted by: jsg at June 09, 2020 07:30 PM (zrcnm)

135 121....

Yeah, that gave it away. It's simply Freddy "He could've supported the protesters" Fuckface posting under a second alias.

Posted by: PacosMojo at June 09, 2020 07:30 PM (rFS3y)

136 Hesco Gypsy - Trump has 50 IQ points on you (easy) so shut the fuck up. I am so tired of you shrinking violets.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 09, 2020 07:30 PM (nFRLh)

137 Gonna be a fuckpile of dead people before this is over, and nobody can stop it. Apparently.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 09, 2020 07:26 PM (Axa8z)

Fuck'em. They voted for that shit.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 09, 2020 07:30 PM (9Om/r)

138 Who does not have civil rights?

And I remind you, trying to legislate morality did not work out so good On Jan 17 1920

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 09, 2020 07:31 PM (85Gof)

139 Meanwhile, Trump has had his COS and Kushner on the Hill today meeting with Tim Scott and others on new civill rights legislation which is supposed to be out by the end of the week.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 09, 2020 07:30 PM (ZLI7S)

Kushner makes me uncomfortable, but maybe it's better to get out in front of this

Posted by: JoeF. at June 09, 2020 07:31 PM (CqE5x)

140 >> One Alderman demanded to know how she was supposed to convince Walmart and CVS to rebuild in her precinct, after having lobbied to bring them in previously while implicitly guaranteeing "Your stores won't be nearly razed to the ground by barbarian hordes supported by the local and state governments."


Have you tried getting on your knees?

Posted by: garrett at June 09, 2020 07:31 PM (Aqq+D)

141 104 Chicago elected a gay black munchkin as Mayor. What could possibly go wrong? Well--they are finding out.
Posted by: Comanche Voter at June 09, 2020 07:26 PM (NVDjf)


It's almost as if "diverse" mayors have a pretty lousy track record.

Chicago. SF. Baltimore. Detroit. Houston. Atlanta. Seattle. DC. Oakland ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2020 07:31 PM (A68IW)

142 I just listened to this after Dana Loesch posted the audio of the entire exchange on Twitter.

I immediately sent it to my brother and told him that he can be a police officer in any city in the country and he should get the fuck out of Chicago. Absolutely no reason he should be putting his life on the line for that bitch or any of the assholes of that city who voted for her.

https://bit.ly/2zmNcj2

Also, there was this reply to the Tweet:

The Illinois Lt Gov is black.

The Illinois Atty Gen is black.

The Cook County State's Atty is black.

The Mayor of Chicago is black.

The Chicago PD Superintendent is black.

The CPD Dep. Super. for Constitutional Policing is black.

Let's talk some more about systemic racism.


https://bit.ly/3dRmqOH

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at June 09, 2020 07:31 PM (Do5/p)

143 I hope Walmart rebuilds and the commies burn them out again.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 09, 2020 07:31 PM (sWM8x)

144 Dear city of my birth-
Stop voting democrat. WHAT have you got to lose?
Love-
Sanity

Posted by: RICO aka msm/dnc/bureaucracy/judiciary at June 09, 2020 07:31 PM (x6XkS)

145 We had our primary in Georgia today. Everything seems to be going smoothly except in Fulton and DeKalb counties (Atlanta) - both run by Democrats. And naturally, the Democrats are blaming our governor, Kemp.


Posted by: Mike at June 09, 2020 07:32 PM (WWn8/)

146 I share Hesco's humbling husk of concern for Drumpf. He is clearly over, as I have taken DD's polling apparatus and used it to predict Drumpf's chances in November. The predictions are:

Biden: 99.94%
Drumpf: -69%
Egg McMuffin: 0.06

If this trend holds, Drumpf is going to have an early night.

Posted by: Fred Fucks at June 09, 2020 07:32 PM (usCq7)

147

So much for convincing people to "move to the city."

What dopes.

No brains, just violence and hate.
No ideas, just violence and division.
No leadership, just violence and fraud and corruption.

Nada.

Democrats are empty suits and old and dead leathery skin holding in botox injections.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 09, 2020 07:32 PM (Saar8)

148 Meanwhile, Trump has had his COS and Kushner on the Hill today meeting with Tim Scott and others on new civill rights legislation which is supposed to be out by the end of the week.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 09, 2020 07:30 PM (ZLI7S)

Yeah I saw that, but apparentlly our concern indivudual is not keeping up with current events. Must be all that worry aobut PDT's twitter habits

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 09, 2020 07:32 PM (85Gof)

149 'That's poetry. Posted by: grammie winger '


Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah

Posted by: f'd at June 09, 2020 07:32 PM (oBdPe)

150 Paramount cancelled the Cops TV series.

-
OMG! I hope they don't cancel Okra's minstrel show! She needs a few extra dozen million!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 09, 2020 07:32 PM (+y/Ru)

151 >>I don't ever fucking want to hear about them ever fucking again.

You set fire to your fields; now you can eat your harvest of ashes.


I like this Old Testament Ace.
Posted by: garrett at June 09, 2020 07:30 PM (Aqq+D)


Dura Ace, sed Ace.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 09, 2020 07:32 PM (t+qrx)

152
Or, if in Congress, "my esteemed colleague across the aisle." Just say it like you meant it: "That fat prick bastard imbecile over there."

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 09, 2020 07:21 PM (HhXSr)


When a senator thinks a colleague is stupid, he says, "The distinguished Senator from..."

When a senator knows a colleague is stupid, he says, "The distinguished and learned Senator from..."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2020 07:32 PM (mht8P)

153 People compare today to 1968. The French Revolution is more apt.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life


Let's hope, as long as they stick to guillotining each other.

Keep 'em penned up in the cities, arguing about doctrine and killing each other over it.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 09, 2020 07:33 PM (BM2fS)

154 Chicago elected Gay Black Beetlejuice as their mayor.

Posted by: PacosMojo at June 09, 2020 07:33 PM (rFS3y)

155
I think her opponent was worse.



A result of the Dems' long purge of normies from their ranks.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 09, 2020 07:33 PM (oVJmc)

156
Over 1,000 people were arrested over that weekend, primarily for looting.



Wanna bet they are all back on the streets today?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 09, 2020 07:33 PM (VRG9G)

157

Who was the commenter of years gone by that repeated "Burn it down" ... salt the earth...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 09, 2020 07:33 PM (Saar8)

158 Lightfoot agreed that the situation was dire, saying "I can't tell you how many times I've cried today."

Pro tip: next time elect someone who doesn't cry at the drop of a hat.

Anyone who cries over much other than the death of a loved one is too emotionally unstable to be entrusted with any more responsibility than ordering a pizza.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2020 07:33 PM (A68IW)

159 "I think her opponent was worse. "

So, like a goblin?

Posted by: f'd at June 09, 2020 07:33 PM (oBdPe)

160 98 Widespread Pepe: "What is the 'food deserts' reference?"

Certain groups in this country will not buy anything they can't steal. Right down to potatoes.

There's been a couple Euro-originated retailers that tried setting up shop in US urban centers with the minimally staffed model they'd used in Germany etc.

They shut down in three months.

Their pricing model could accommodate neither the 'shrinkage' endemic to those locales nor the additional staffing needed to contain it.

Posted by: JEM at June 09, 2020 07:34 PM (8erNz)

161 120 I am NOT drinking any fucking Merlot!

find. you can have the incel merlot.

Posted by: Anachronda at June 09, 2020 07:34 PM (sGtp+)

162 Gonna be a fuckpile of dead people before this is over, and nobody can stop it. Apparently.
Posted by: Common Tater


This is gonna get out of hand, and we'll be lucky to live through it.

I am hunkered down in my house and neighborhood, in "redneck" Ohio. Most of my neighbors are armed, and we're not taking shit from anyone.

Come and take them, douchebags!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 09, 2020 07:34 PM (ZCiJZ)

163 If Beetlejuice and Groot had a baby.
That would not be half as ugly.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 09, 2020 07:34 PM (1g7ch)

164 Chicago elected Gay Black Beetlejuice as their mayor.

Posted by: PacosMojo at June 09, 2020 07:33 PM (rFS3y)


She calls herself - Triple Threat. Woman, black lesbian. Threat to who? Why white heteros that she hates

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 09, 2020 07:34 PM (VRG9G)

165 >>>157
Who was the commenter of years gone by that repeated "Burn it down" ... salt the earth...

I don't know if he started it, but DrewM said it quiet a bit on here.

Posted by: El Kabong at June 09, 2020 07:34 PM (datdl)

166 One Alderman demanded to know how she was supposed to convince Walmart and CVS to rebuild in her precinct, after having lobbied to bring them in previously while implicitly guaranteeing "Your stores won't be nearly razed to the ground by barbarian hordes supported by the local and state governments."


Have you tried getting on your knees?

-
Go full Kamala?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 09, 2020 07:34 PM (+y/Ru)

167 My favorite mayor? Muriel Bowser.
bow-Wow-ROOOOOOOOO! aR-aR-ROOOOOO!

Posted by: wth at June 09, 2020 07:34 PM (v0R5T)

168 Who was the commenter of years gone by that repeated "Burn it down" ... salt the earth...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette

Allen G, dedicated tenther

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 09, 2020 07:34 PM (WwTwF)

169 Hey everybody, again.

I at least like that the... thing that calls itself mayor in Chicago is getting profane pushback. Also, always fun to watch Dems and lefties eat each other alive.

Dems will never understand that there's so many tons more to fixing things than just mouthing off, using four-letter words and barking orders.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2020 07:34 PM (L2ZTs)

170 I'd expect nothing less from Bourgeoisie racists like you, Mr. Ace of White Supremacy Spades.

Posted by: "Michelle" Obama, relaxing in Martha's Vineyard at June 09, 2020 07:34 PM (rS/k6)

171 143 I hope Walmart rebuilds and the commies burn them out again.


Walmart handed out money for doing it this time.


Incentives, how do they work?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 09, 2020 07:35 PM (oVJmc)

172 Hesco is like a dose of clap. All is sweet pleasure before your arrival and a pain in the dong after you've come.

One of Shaws.

Posted by: zombie oscar wilde at June 09, 2020 07:35 PM (TQ/zJ)

173
The United Federation of Planets Poll

Organisms, 46%
Romulans, 23%
Trump, 1%

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2020 07:35 PM (mht8P)

174 I wonder what AE is going to do with Live PD. It's their biggest show. They will have to find a way to go full woke to keep it on.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 09, 2020 07:35 PM (xPl2J)

175 You set fire to your fields; now you can eat your harvest of ashes.

That's pure poetry, man.

Like I said, the Let It Burn v Make It Burn decision has been made for us.

Posted by: blaster at June 09, 2020 07:35 PM (ZfRYq)

176 After the Alderman passionately, but quite calmly, described everything going on in the city and his area and basically begged her for an answer on what she was going to do to help...

There was about a 3 second pause and then Lightfoot says: "Thank you, Alderman. Next question."

That's when he started to lose patience and demanded an answer to his question.

She then replied with "Well, I think you're full of shit."

He then cut her off and said "well, fuck you, then".

And then it was just off the rails from then on.

He then told her she needs to get her ass out to the neighborhoods and see this shit for herself instead of telling him he's full of shit.

Un-fucking-real.

This is Democrat rule.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at June 09, 2020 07:35 PM (Do5/p)

177 People compare today to 1968. The French Revolution is more apt.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life



So, who will be the strong man who comes in and takes over, declares himself Emperor and then invades Europe for the next 15 years?

Are there any Frenchmen about who still have the balls to be GLORIOUS!!?!?!?!

Posted by: Sharkman at June 09, 2020 07:35 PM (BM2fS)

178 I love that the libs' wet dream of some undefined racial and social justice has been exposed as a dangerous, looting, raping, murdering hell hole that will destroy the American way of life, which is the best in the entire fuckin world throughout all of history.


Suck it, you Capital Hill filth monsters and Minnesota lutheran freaks, and the rest of the Antifa supporters


They are losing everyone except the craze 10 percent

Posted by: LASue at June 09, 2020 07:35 PM (Ed8Zd)

179 ace, you have written a lot of great stuff but the

---eat your harvest of ashes is one of the truly great ones.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 09, 2020 07:35 PM (iqo0/)

180 We had one of them lesbo mayors here in Salt Lake City, of all places. Certifiable disaster in a pantsuit. They don't last long in office, but their destruction is everlasting.

Posted by: Stitches at June 09, 2020 07:35 PM (VOYxX)

181 "Next on CNN: tips on how to make a delicious Ash Smoothie!..."

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2020 07:35 PM (L2ZTs)

182 174 I wonder what AE is going to do with Live PD. It's their biggest show. They will have to find a way to go full woke to keep it on.
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 09, 2020 07:35 PM (xPl2J)


They've changed it to Live Rescue already, I think. Saw that on last night.

Posted by: blaster at June 09, 2020 07:35 PM (ZfRYq)

183 "With all due respect..." really means "With no respect at all..."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2020 07:28 PM (mht8P)


Yeah, I noticed Gunny Highway always, after starting With All Due Respect Sir, told his superiors that they were idiots and to go piss up a rope.

A polite fuck you.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 09, 2020 07:36 PM (Z4rgH)

184 So much for convincing people to "move to the city."


Move to the city? Are the thugs running short of prey?

Let's review the bidding re 2020:

High-density housing? Dead.
Public transit? Dead.
Globalism? Dead.
Democrat Party? Ailing, and hopefully soon dead.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2020 07:36 PM (A68IW)

185 Chicago. SF. Baltimore. Detroit. Houston. Atlanta. Seattle. DC. Oakland ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Detroit has a white mayor now.
Still Democrat.

Detroit, according to Shibumi, is better now that is has been in ~ 50 years. Which is not to say it's great, it's just not going downhill anymore.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 09, 2020 07:36 PM (ZCiJZ)

186 Whatever happened to AllenG?

Posted by: McLurkerson at June 09, 2020 07:36 PM (B28pn)

187 #167 That's quite a name. I agree.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2020 07:36 PM (TQ/zJ)

188 Muriel Bowser > Lori Lightfoot

Posted by: wth at June 09, 2020 07:36 PM (v0R5T)

189 Clyde, yup.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2020 07:36 PM (L2ZTs)

190 They've changed it to Live Rescue already, I think. Saw that on last night.

Posted by: blaster at June 09, 2020 07:35 PM (ZfRYq)

Live Rescue is another show. Last weekend they didn't air Live PD and replaced it with Live Rescue. Don't know what they are doing this week.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 09, 2020 07:36 PM (xPl2J)

191 >>Whatever happened to AllenG?


Spontaneous Combustion

Posted by: garrett at June 09, 2020 07:36 PM (Aqq+D)

192 >>Kushner makes me uncomfortable, but maybe it's better to get out in front of this

For better or worse Trump trusts him implicitly.

He doesn't get much credit for it largely because he doesn't talk about it much but Kushner played a much bigger part in Trump's election than he got credit for, particularly after Manafort was taken down.

He's tol liberal for my taste but he's probably one of Trump's closest confidants.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 09, 2020 07:36 PM (ZLI7S)

193 All the looting and the rioting and the burning and everything, it was all done by some white boys in MAGA hats.

I know it cause I saw the whole thing!

And they let me, uh, I mean they forced me to suck their dicks!
Posted by: Jussie Smollett at June 09, 2020 07:26 PM (LQtKc)



Jussie, the white nationalists you look for are in northern Idaho. And you weren't forced.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 09, 2020 07:37 PM (1g7ch)

194 The United Federation of Planets Poll

Organisms, 46%
Romulans, 23%
Trump, 1%
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2020 07:35 PM (mht8P)
Ha!

Posted by: LASue at June 09, 2020 07:37 PM (Ed8Zd)

195 180 We had one of them lesbo mayors here in Salt Lake City, of all places. Certifiable disaster in a pantsuit. They don't last long in office, but their destruction is everlasting.
Posted by: Stitches at June 09, 2020 07:35 PM (VOYxX)


Thanks. I'll add her to my list in #141.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2020 07:37 PM (A68IW)

196 Let's hope, as long as they stick to guillotining each other.

Keep 'em penned up in the cities, arguing about doctrine and killing each other over it


So far the guillotine is mainly being used in the editoral boardroom where older liberals are finding out their too conservative for their younger, "woke" uh.. subordinates.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 09, 2020 07:37 PM (PD4UQ)

197 I have a lot of conservative patients. My assistant is also very conservative. Her father is a retired Marine and ex-cop. When one of our like minded patients in the office, you should hear the fucks and mother fuckers and G-D commie fly...man it makes the day so enjoyable

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 09, 2020 07:37 PM (85Gof)

198
My kind of murder capital Chicago is...


Chicago: Last Week's Totals (5/31 - 6/6) Shot Killed: 29 Shot Wounded: 138Total Shot: 167 Total Homicides: 32

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 09, 2020 07:37 PM (VRG9G)

199 -
-
She calls herself - Triple Threat. Woman, black lesbian. Threat to who? ....

-
-
-----
Her photo is a threat to the ipecac industry.

Posted by: irright at June 09, 2020 07:37 PM (RVcmP)

200 Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
·
5h
My decision to appoint @usairforce General Charles Brown as the USA's first-ever African American military service chief has now been approved by the Senate. A historic day for America! Excited to work even more closely with Gen. Brown, who is a Patriot and Great Leader!


fake media won't cover this

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 09, 2020 07:38 PM (Saar8)

201 Un-fucking-real.


This is Democrat rule.


Posted by: Clyde Shelton at June 09, 2020 07:35 PM (Do5/p)

Amazing, isn't it?

I have dear friends in Chicago. This sucks.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 09, 2020 07:38 PM (dLLD6)

202 188 steffi

Again:

89 Hesco

Your concern is:

[x]Noted

[ ]Not noted

Posted by: ibguy at June 09, 2020 07:38 PM (EHVbt)

203 Ashes DO NOT taste like chicken.

Posted by: eleven at June 09, 2020 07:38 PM (Qf83p)

204 Detroit has a white mayor now.
Still Democrat.

Detroit, according to Shibumi, is better now that is has been in ~ 50 years. Which is not to say it's great, it's just not going downhill anymore.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 09, 2020 07:36 PM (ZCiJZ)


Yes, I know. I was recapping historically, back to Kwame Kilpatrick era.

Say, when's he getting out of the jug, anyway?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2020 07:38 PM (A68IW)

205 Will someone please give the mayor back her precious? I am looking at you, Bilbo.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 09, 2020 07:39 PM (HmZuC)

206 Live Rescue is another show. Last weekend they didn't air Live PD and replaced it with Live Rescue. Don't know what they are doing this week.
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 09, 2020 07:36 PM (xPl2J)


Well then I guess its Live Rescue all the time.

Live PD ain't coming back.

Posted by: blaster at June 09, 2020 07:39 PM (ZfRYq)

207 The Democrats totally have their shit completely together.


Behold.

Posted by: eleven at June 09, 2020 07:39 PM (Qf83p)

208

The latest OrangeManBad poll:

Biden: + 8,000%

OrangeManBad: OrangeManBad

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 09, 2020 07:39 PM (VRG9G)

209 They should relocate SJW King Arthur Flour to Chicago. Right in their demographics wheelhouse.

Posted by: Regular joe at June 09, 2020 07:39 PM (qYOp2)

210 "Whatever happened to AllenG?"

Probably figuring out how he's going to get his crops to grow what with the salt and all.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 09, 2020 07:39 PM (HhXSr)

211 They taste like chicken ash-holes!

Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2020 07:39 PM (TQ/zJ)

212 Kushner makes me uncomfortable, but maybe it's better to get out in front of this

For better or worse Trump trusts him implicitly.

He doesn't get much credit for it largely because he doesn't talk about it much but Kushner played a much bigger part in Trump's election than he got credit for, particularly after Manafort was taken down.

He's tol liberal for my taste but he's probably one of Trump's closest confidants.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 09, 2020 07:36 PM (ZLI7S)

There's so much Kushner hate on the right, its weird. I saw Kushner talk just once, during the early pandemic crap, and he was measured and seemed very smart. I also would assume he's very loyal, which Trump needs.

Posted by: LASue at June 09, 2020 07:39 PM (Ed8Zd)

213 >>Ashes DO NOT taste like chicken.


"Grass tastes...Bad."

Posted by: Rick Sanchez at June 09, 2020 07:39 PM (Aqq+D)

214 Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

5h
My decision to appoint @usairforce General Charles Brown as the USA's first-ever African American military service chief has now been approved by the Senate. A historic day for America! Excited to work even more closely with Gen. Brown, who is a Patriot and Great Leader!
*******
CharlieBrown'sDildo something you want to tell us

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 09, 2020 07:39 PM (GRuJt)

215 116
Lightfoot agreed that the situation was dire, saying "I can't tell you how many times I've cried today."


Well, that would fill me with steely resolve! A brave and strong mayor for a brave and strong city!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 09, 2020 07:28 PM (dLLD6)

++++
LOL. Way to go woman, female mayor of one of the largest cities in the country. Cries all the time. Wow. Glad at least she is not leading an army into battle.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 09, 2020 07:39 PM (UAOfD)

216 Flights from O'Hare to someplace , anyplace, more stable are booked weeks in advance. Port Au Prince, Haiti is very popular and a definite step up.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at June 09, 2020 07:39 PM (C1Lsn)

217 steffigraff, you still fucking that chicken Agassi?

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 09, 2020 07:39 PM (nFRLh)

218 I goggled it:

"Cops" Canceled By Paramount Network, "Live PD" Return Evaluated By A&E

Posted by: blaster at June 09, 2020 07:40 PM (ZfRYq)

219 High-density housing? Dead.
Public transit? Dead.
Globalism? Dead.
Democrat Party? Ailing, and hopefully soon dead.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2020 07:36 PM (A68IW)


n.b. running against the second amendment is cold and stiff too.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 09, 2020 07:40 PM (t+qrx)

220 CharlieBrown'sDildo something you want to tell us
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 09, 2020 07:39 PM (GRuJt)


AAAND now I need a new monitor.

Posted by: blaster at June 09, 2020 07:40 PM (ZfRYq)

221 Stefi, don't forget Herr Whitmer is polling at 80% approval

Posted by: A dude in MI at June 09, 2020 07:41 PM (Nj2ij)

222 Lori Lightfoot brought in all of 375 National Guard on May 31 to guard the already looted downtown, while the Southside and Westside were burning and looted.

Chicago has been an every night shitshow ever since. And blacks are shooting and killing themselves in job lots.

Compare to Minnesota. The Governor brought in the ENTIRE 13,000 National Guard on May 30. Peace reigned. Protests continued during the day and they were peaceful.

Imagine what would have happened if Illinois Governor Fat Ass and Mayor Groot had put 10,000 Guard in Chicago?

Although I am sure those clowns would have fucked it up. They probably would have sent them unarmed.

Posted by: rd at June 09, 2020 07:41 PM (+0uDE)

223 >>She calls herself - Triple Threat. Woman, black lesbian. Threat to who? ....


Erections Everywhere.

Posted by: garrett at June 09, 2020 07:41 PM (Aqq+D)

224 Here you have a choice. Vote for this retarded gnome we found under the stairs, or for the goblin who will eat you.

Posted by: I guess that's how it works at June 09, 2020 07:41 PM (oBdPe)

225 In other news, Portland, OR has also gone aux barricades!

https://bit.ly/3f9p7eN

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 09, 2020 07:41 PM (+y/Ru)

226 The two-month lockdown where all nonessential employees worked from home proved the multimillion dollar investment in downtown office space was great idea.

Riots busting the lower windows out made sure everyone got the message.

Billions in downtown revitalization have been wiped out.

My firm had already bought a building and will be out of downtown Cleveland by August.

Posted by: RoyalOil at June 09, 2020 07:41 PM (3GQnp)

227 LOL. Way to go woman, female mayor of one of the largest cities in the country. Cries all the time. Wow. Glad at least she is not leading an army into battle.
Posted by: washrivergal at June 09, 2020 07:39 PM (UAOfD)


You know how Patton used to blub uncontrollably.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2020 07:41 PM (A68IW)

228 I have dear friends in Chicago. This sucks.




Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 09, 2020 07:38 PM (dLLD6)



I have a sweet lovely angel of a family member who lives near Wrigleyville. She put up the black block for BLM on her Facebook page, with the predictable teachers union comments. I want the rioters to move in to Wrigleyville. Not too close, but just close enough.

Posted by: grammie winger at June 09, 2020 07:42 PM (lwiT4)

229 My ex in-laws live in Chicago.

They hate me.

So, is it dinner time yet?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, stupid and purposely ignorant. at June 09, 2020 07:42 PM (4k/Uz)

230 Allen G, dedicated tenther
Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 09, 2020 07:34 PM (WwTwF)


Ah thanks.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 09, 2020 07:42 PM (Saar8)

231 Compare to Minnesota. The Governor brought in the ENTIRE 13,000 National Guard on May 30. Peace reigned. Protests continued during the day and they were peaceful.


Was that AFTER Minneapolis burnt down?

Posted by: blaster at June 09, 2020 07:42 PM (ZfRYq)

232 In other news, Portland, OR has also gone aux barricades!

https://bit.ly/3f9p7eN
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 09, 2020 07:41 PM (+y/Ru)


Who are they barricading? As as I can tell, the whole town is commie.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2020 07:42 PM (A68IW)

233 The Dispatch Employee Poll-

68% Biden

32% Jonah, please put some pants on

Posted by: El Kabong at June 09, 2020 07:42 PM (datdl)

234 Yes, I know. I was recapping historically, back to Kwame Kilpatrick era.

Say, when's he getting out of the jug, anyway?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Coleman Young was the worst. He set the pattern for the wrecking of Detroit.
Kwame was crooked, but actually wasn't as bad as Coleman Young.
But they're all basically crooked and corrupt.

I've been to Baltimore on business several time in the last few years. That city is literally a wreck.

Philly, Minneapolis are going to follow. It will be interesting to see if DeBlasio is allowed to ruin NYC, but my money is on yes.
Chicago has been on the glidepath to ruination for some time. It will be a bonfire soon.

#twoweeks (?)

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 09, 2020 07:42 PM (ZCiJZ)

235

Lori Light-in-the-Loafers:

Bastard child of Jesse Jackson and Admiral Ackbar.

Discuss!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 09, 2020 07:42 PM (s2VJv)

236 112 Lightfoot agreed that the situation was dire, saying "I can't tell you how many times I've cried today."


Well, that would fill me with steely resolve! A brave and strong mayor for a brave and strong city!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 09, 2020 07:28 PM (dLLD6)


Nobody likes a crying drunk, Lori.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at June 09, 2020 07:42 PM (Vy7tf)

237 Posted by: blaster at June 09, 2020 07:42 PM (ZfRYq)

Well after.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 09, 2020 07:43 PM (IYHxL)

238 Steffi Graff?


I'd hit it. The schnozz seems to work for her somehow.

Posted by: eleven at June 09, 2020 07:43 PM (Qf83p)

239 this is interesting

in Romney's face

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump


Relief is on the way to Utah! I'm proud to send $187.18M in CARES Act funding to @RideUTA. This money will keep people moving and support a swift and smooth economic recovery for the GREAT people of Utah!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 09, 2020 07:43 PM (Saar8)

240 It just occurred to me that maybe Minneapolis was just trying to make the Somalis feel at home.

Now Minneapolis ~ Mogadishu. Just colder.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2020 07:43 PM (A68IW)

241 As I am sitting here warching Law and Order I realize I really do't give a flying fuck about Seattle

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 09, 2020 07:43 PM (85Gof)

242 The South Shore line is running again for any fleeing cousins.
They'll have to convince the cat to give up the spare bedroom though.

Posted by: DaveA at June 09, 2020 07:43 PM (FhXTo)

243 In other news, Portland, OR has also gone aux barricades!
=====================
This is Occupy 2.0*
Why not? they accomplished so much the first time.

*Only BETTER with more Covid 19!!

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 09, 2020 07:43 PM (7Fj9P)

244 The Latest Lake Dweller Poll:


Abandoned no-mate flip flops: 51%
Old, cutup pieces of styrofoam: 33%
Biden: 10%
Trump: 6%.

Posted by: LASue at June 09, 2020 07:44 PM (Ed8Zd)

245 234 Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 09, 2020 07:42 PM (ZCiJZ)


Immediately after World War 2, Detroit was the third most prosperous city IN THE WORLD.

Ho. Lee. Fook.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 09, 2020 07:44 PM (s2VJv)

246 "Harvest of ashes"

Indeed

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at June 09, 2020 07:44 PM (hRbV/)

247 173


The United Federation of Planets Poll



Organisms, 46%

Romulans, 23%

Trump, 1%


an organism can't feel fully organized until it's had an organian orgasm.

Posted by: Anachronda at June 09, 2020 07:44 PM (sGtp+)

248 New names for Hood, Benning and Bragg -" White Trash Oppressive Force HQ" at some rural shithole in Texas, Georgia and North Carolina. How long you going to put up with this America?

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 09, 2020 07:44 PM (nFRLh)

249 I have dear friends in Chicago. This sucks.




Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 09, 2020 07:38 PM (dLLD6)


I lived there up until a few years ago. It was a great city. I was in the Gold Coast and if you're single it was a blast. The bars, restaurants, blocks from the lake, 20 minute Red Line ride to Wrigley Field or the Loop. Summer fests and block parties. It was a blast and now it's shit. I listened to the police scanner during all of it (because I knew the local news would lie about it) and was sick to my stomach about it.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 09, 2020 07:44 PM (VRG9G)

250 92 Posted by: ibguy at June 09, 2020 07:24 PM (EHVbt)

MotT?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 09, 2020 07:25 PM (WwTwF)

******

Member of the Tribe.

Meaning.... Jewish.

Not a slur.

Posted by: El Jefe at June 09, 2020 07:44 PM (Ae67h)

251 been mostly away from the news today (but Tucker soon!)

but this sounds good too

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump


Great work in the Republican Senate on some big nominees. Still 154 to go, hope they don't adjourn until the job is done! @senatemajldr


things are continuing to happen while the left burns itself and innocent people to the ground

the one thing the Turtle is consistent on

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 09, 2020 07:44 PM (Saar8)

252 -
-
He doesn't get much credit for it largely because he
doesn't talk about it much but Kushner played a much bigger part in
Trump's election than he got credit for, particularly after Manafort was
taken down.



He's too liberal for my taste but he's probably one of Trump's closest confidants.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 09, 2020 07:36 PM-
-
-----
That's because he controls Trump's mind with secret joo voo doo.

Posted by: Extra-Conservative Concerny Concernison at June 09, 2020 07:44 PM (RVcmP)

253
Un-fucking-real.

This is Democrat rule.



When your party will elect someone BECAUSE they fit in with fashionable identity groups, BECAUSE they mouth the required platitudes, BECAUSE they swear fealty to the Leftist tropes and cliches and promise to force them down the throat of the populace, rather than because they demonstrate some level of basic competence, wisdom, and managerial skill, what else are you going to get?


The Left

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 09, 2020 07:45 PM (oVJmc)

254 At least the Chicago White Sox season isn't postponed this year again because of lack of talent.

Posted by: jsg at June 09, 2020 07:45 PM (zrcnm)

255 Dedicated to the people of Chicago:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lQpVYkR6ZE

Posted by: Braenyard at June 09, 2020 07:45 PM (jCqHL)

256 As I am sitting here warching Law and Order I realize I really do't give a flying fuck about Seattle
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 09, 2020 07:43 PM (85Gof)

My home until 22, my parents' home, and my grandparents' home.

I don't give a FF either.

Posted by: LASue at June 09, 2020 07:45 PM (Ed8Zd)

257 artisanal 'ette: "...Relief is on the way to Utah!..."

Something stupid outta the mouth of Romney in 3... 2... 1...

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 09, 2020 07:45 PM (HhXSr)

258 The Left is operating on their revolutionary fantasies. Competence and ability, to keep society functioning, is, dare I say......RACIST?!?!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 09, 2020 07:45 PM (oVJmc)

259 She calls herself - Triple Threat. Woman, black lesbian.

Isn't that a double threat? Lesbian implies woman, right?

Now if she'd said triple threat: black, lesbian, incompetent, she'd have had something.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2020 07:45 PM (A68IW)

260 Did you know that another term used for the base of a berm used to form a waterway is:

"dike foot"

Posted by: banana Dream at June 09, 2020 07:46 PM (l6b3d)

261 Let's remember that this is the creature who got her hair cut - yes really, apparently that's what it looks like all spruced up - by having a hairdresser come round to her hobbithole in flagrant disregard of the scamdemic social distancing laws that she was gleefully and forcefully prosecuting churches and businesses with.

And then shortly afterwards when she hauled her fugly teeny weeny frame out into the ghetto streets with a full panoply of lickspittles, toadies, arsekissers and cumgarglers, or 'the press' as they're better known, to confront young basketball playing yoots who were ignoring all of her haughty decrees and pronouncements about the Ching Chang choke.
"Why aren't you at home?!" she berated the bemused aspiring rappers as they shot hoops. Making sure the adoring journopigs were recording her assertive and iron fisty demands.
"Why aren't YOU at home, Baldy?!" was the less than respectful reply from one of the Oscar Wilde's of the southside. And he had a point.

With such competence, gravitas and command of respect she'll go very far in the Democrat party.

Posted by: Sir Ian Botham. at June 09, 2020 07:46 PM (/YiuH)

262

"The Night Chicago Died" was a 1974 bubble gum tune. It was not supposed to be a prediction.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 09, 2020 07:46 PM (s2VJv)

263 has Alyssa Milano chimed in yet? She is wise beyond her ears.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 09, 2020 07:46 PM (4a9Vv)

264 254 At least the Chicago White Sox season isn't postponed this year again because of lack of talent.
Posted by: jsg at June 09, 2020 07:45 PM (zrcnm)


They, and the Padres, are in a dead heat for first place!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2020 07:46 PM (A68IW)

265 I've seen goldfish with eyes that are closer together than Lightfoot's.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 09, 2020 07:47 PM (xPl2J)

266 New names for Hood, Benning and Bragg -" White Trash Oppressive Force HQ" at some rural shithole in Texas, Georgia and North Carolina. How long you going to put up with this America?

-
Fort Malcolm X, Fort Al Sharpton, and Fort Angela Davis.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 09, 2020 07:47 PM (+y/Ru)

267 Well shit. I thought the civil unrest would be mostly limited to the one really big really blue city 100 miles away but it's been closer than that. Even at one "bedroom" community only 35 miles away. It's getting close to time to move farther out into West Texas.

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at June 09, 2020 07:47 PM (AgR7f)

268 been mostly away from the news today (but Tucker soon!)

but this sounds good too

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump


Great work in the Republican Senate on some big nominees. Still 154 to go, hope they don't adjourn until the job is done! @senatemajldr

things are continuing to happen while the left burns itself and innocent people to the ground

the one thing the Turtle is consistent on
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 09, 2020 07:44 PM (Saar

He's the total tortoise- slow and methodical.

Posted by: LASue at June 09, 2020 07:47 PM (Ed8Zd)

269 Oh, one thing...

During the call, which was not supposed to be released...

Not a single one of the aldermen or the mayor had a single bad thing to say about the cops.

They all wanted more.

More police, more protection.

They HATED the looting and rioters.

Not one single word about defunding the police or disbanding them.

Not. A. Word.

I was very surprised.

Now, I don't know what they have been saying publicly the last few days, since I ain't from Chicago.

But if they are condemning the police in public, they sure are singing a very, very different tune on this call.

Posted by: El Jefe at June 09, 2020 07:47 PM (Ae67h)

270 ***Compare to Minnesota. The Governor brought in the ENTIRE 13,000
National Guard on May 30. Peace reigned. Protests continued during the
day and they were peaceful.***


And I believe the Guardsmen were authorized to take knees to show solidarity.

Posted by: McLurkerson at June 09, 2020 07:47 PM (B28pn)

271 228 I have dear friends in Chicago. This sucks.




Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 09, 2020 07:38 PM (dLLD6)



I have a sweet lovely angel of a family member who lives near Wrigleyville. She put up the black block for BLM on her Facebook page, with the predictable teachers union comments. I want the rioters to move in to Wrigleyville. Not too close, but just close enough.
Posted by: grammie winger at June 09, 2020 07:42 PM (lwiT4)

Once or twice a year we would take the South Bend South Shore to Grant Park for the museum campus or McCormick Place for Museum of Science and Industry or China Town. Probably not this year!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at June 09, 2020 07:47 PM (Vy7tf)

272 Fort Rodney King

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 09, 2020 07:47 PM (xPl2J)

273 "With all due respect, f-ck you," Ald. Raymond Lopez told the mayor during the heated exchange.

I'm sure Hero Man is a Democratic, but he's still Hero Man for this.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 09, 2020 07:48 PM (FtO5h)

274 Sorry, I misunderstood. I thought they were barricading off another "autonomous" zone ala Seattle.
I still think Antifags are going to do this all over.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 09, 2020 07:48 PM (7Fj9P)

275 "Cops" Canceled By Paramount Network, "Live PD" Return Evaluated By A&E
Posted by: blaster at June 09, 2020 07:40 PM (ZfRYq)

The Live PD show sounds more like "Street Social Worker and Psychologist LIVE."

I never realized how moronic drunks and druggies are until I saw a few episodes.

I am really seeing the draw that Margaret Sanger and the Progressive Eugenicists had in the inter war years.

Posted by: rd at June 09, 2020 07:48 PM (+0uDE)

276 This is what happens when you hand the termites (who are already undermining your infrastructure) little torches.

(And I don't really care if "termites" is somehow racist against someone. It's called a *metaphor*.)

Posted by: GWB at June 09, 2020 07:48 PM (X0/qE)

277
"The Night Chicago Died" was a 1974 bubble gum tune. It was not supposed to be a prediction.




Uh, it was about Al Capone.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 09, 2020 07:48 PM (oVJmc)

278 Hoo boy. Talk about salt in an open wound...

After I canceled Prime I opened Kindle to read, the book I was reading was gone.

Below is a strip of book recommendations labeled ANTI RACISM BOOKS TO READ RIGHT NOW.

Posted by: creeper at June 09, 2020 07:48 PM (XxJt1)

279 They, and the Padres, are in a dead heat for first place!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2020 07:46 PM (A68IW)

1st place!

Posted by: Pittsburgh Pirates at June 09, 2020 07:48 PM (E2+Hr)

280 So, who leaked Lightfoot's call with the Latino Alderman? She may be a Democrat in a city that regularly votes for Democrats, but I imagine a lot of people REALLY don't like her now.

Same with Comrade DeBlasio.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2020 07:48 PM (+eVzC)

281 >>> He's tol liberal for my taste but he's probably one of Trump's closest confidants.
~~~~~

Same here, but he is freakin' brilliant.

Also, I see that 5,800 Airmen applied for Space Force!!

Posted by: IrishEi at June 09, 2020 07:48 PM (sGotD)

282 265 I've seen goldfish with eyes that are closer together than Lightfoot's.
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 09, 2020 07:47 PM (xPl2J

Fish-eyed fool!

Posted by: Aunt Esther at June 09, 2020 07:48 PM (Vy7tf)

283 Immediately after World War 2, Detroit was the third most prosperous city IN THE WORLD.

Ho. Lee. Fook.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 09, 2020 07:44 PM (s2VJv)


Yay liberalism!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2020 07:49 PM (A68IW)

284 The Taliban were also good at destroying history

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 09, 2020 07:49 PM (85Gof)

285
Chicago was my dad's hometown, and I have fond memories of visiting the north and south sides to visit relatives when I was a kid.

I love that city for its culture, food and architecture and what it meant to my dad.

All of them are gone.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 09, 2020 07:49 PM (s2VJv)

286 At least the Chicago White Sox season isn't postponed this year again because of lack of talent.

Posted by: jsg at June 09, 2020 07:45 PM (zrcnm)


The rioters near Sox park were probably the biggest crowd they had in years

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 09, 2020 07:49 PM (VRG9G)

287
What's with all these dubious polls?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 09, 2020 07:49 PM (MyYKC)

288 The Taliban were also good at destroying history
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 09, 2020 07:49 PM (85Gof)

Actually so are the palis

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 09, 2020 07:49 PM (85Gof)

289 265 I've seen goldfish with eyes that are closer together than Lightfoot's.
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 09, 2020 07:47 PM (xPl2J


She's a Chameleon-American!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2020 07:49 PM (A68IW)

290 I saw Harvest of Ashes open for Killing Joke at Saint Vitus last year.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at June 09, 2020 07:49 PM (lW69B)

291 Immediately after World War 2, Detroit was the third most prosperous city IN THE WORLD.

Ho. Lee. Fook.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton



Just out of curious, who was 1 and 2?

Posted by: eleven at June 09, 2020 07:50 PM (Qf83p)

292 Light foot is black and lesbian which is ok But really short. Cue RANDY Newman song

Posted by: Big Alfredo at June 09, 2020 07:50 PM (WBiRf)

293 So the self proclaimed "triple threat" has let everyone know she's been having crying jags?

Ok.

Posted by: Ktgreat at June 09, 2020 07:50 PM (AD3JT)

294 What's with all these dubious polls?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 09, 2020 07:49 PM (MyYKC)

pOLLS trOLLS

see a patern

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 09, 2020 07:50 PM (85Gof)

295 Soothsayer: "What's with all these dubious polls?"

Is there any other kind?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 09, 2020 07:50 PM (HhXSr)

296 Detroit was arguably and easily one of the, if not the very wealthiest city on the planet at one time. "Paris of the midwest" they called it. Many reasons for the decline, Democrats and leftist twatwafflery are right in there.

Someone once posted a photographic compare and contrast between Detroit and Hiroshima. Entitled something like "Who won the war again?"

Posted by: Common Tater at June 09, 2020 07:50 PM (Axa8z)

297 Below is a strip of book recommendations labeled ANTI RACISM BOOKS TO READ RIGHT NOW.

Posted by: creeper at June 09, 2020 07:48 PM (XxJt1)


Yeah, I saw that too. Just shitcanned Kindle Unlimited as a consequence.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2020 07:50 PM (A68IW)

298

Trump should call the alderman, and every alderman in Chicago like him and go over Lightfoot's empty head.

As PDT himself said "what have they got to lose?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 09, 2020 07:50 PM (s2VJv)

299 Remember back when the COVID hoax took root and we said. "What on earth is next?"

Now we know.

Posted by: creeper at June 09, 2020 07:51 PM (XxJt1)

300 The Night Chicago Died - was done by Paper Lace

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 09, 2020 07:51 PM (GRuJt)

301 **Well shit. I thought the civil unrest would be mostly limited to the one really big really blue city 100 miles away but it's been closer than that. Even at one "bedroom" community only 35 miles away**

I live in a suburb of 30,000 next to a military base There was a protest a couple of blocks from my house. But it was just a bunch of white girls and was over in like 20 minutes.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 09, 2020 07:51 PM (N30JC)

302 Mayor Lightfoot is proof that Admiral Ackbar screwed a black woman.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 09, 2020 07:51 PM (xPl2J)

303 Dubious?


How dare you call our polls dubious.

Posted by: eleven at June 09, 2020 07:51 PM (Qf83p)

304 What's great about opportunity in this country is Lightfoot, DeBlasio, Whitmer, the whole bunch of them, will pick and choose their six figure consulting jobs when they leave office. And there's people who will take their advice. Scratch six figure, make it seven. Good help is hard to find.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at June 09, 2020 07:51 PM (C1Lsn)

305
Southern Messianic University poll:

Kentucky
Biden 52
Trump 43

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 09, 2020 07:51 PM (MyYKC)

306 287


What's with all these dubious polls?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 09, 2020 07:49 PM (MyYKC)

It's a full court press. The dem party is dying. They are grasping at all straws.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 09, 2020 07:51 PM (KnJdm)

307 291 Immediately after World War 2, Detroit was the third most prosperous city IN THE WORLD.

Ho. Lee. Fook.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


Just out of curious, who was 1 and 2?
Posted by: eleven at June 09, 2020 07:50 PM (Qf83p)


Not sure. I imagine they were both American cities considering the state of the world in September of '45.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 09, 2020 07:51 PM (s2VJv)

308 Atlas Shrugged.


Posted by: Toad-O at June 09, 2020 07:52 PM (cct0t)

309 has Alyssa Milano chimed in yet? She is wise beyond her ears.
===========
She Tweeted she was on a Zoom fundraising call w/Kamala Harris and Sloe Joe. She was sure she was in the presence of the winning ticket.
Her panty status was: moist.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 09, 2020 07:52 PM (7Fj9P)

310 If Biden was really winning you wouldn't see all these amazing polls. We aren't falling for it this time MSM, we have taken the "kick me" sign off our backs.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 09, 2020 07:52 PM (nFRLh)

311 Willowed in the last thread, but if I knew for a certainty these riots and autonomous zones would spread into the immediate neighborhoods and households of the Pritzkers, Newsomes, Cuomos, Inslees, and that sort, I would be down with letting the mayhem go on for years.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 09, 2020 07:53 PM (puu6v)

312 "I am really seeing the draw that Margaret Sanger and the Progressive Eugenicists had in the inter war years."

Saw Margaret Sanger and the Progressive Eugenicists open for Toad the Wet Sprocket in 2001.

Posted by: some guy out west at June 09, 2020 07:53 PM (Jhqq9)

313 Look don't get caught up in this name change for FT Bragg and others..it has nothing to do with the Conferacy...they also want to get rid of Washington and Jefferson stuff...This is all ANTI AMERICA. Don't get caught in a trap of having to defend the civil war, it goes way beyond that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 09, 2020 07:53 PM (85Gof)

314 300 The Night Chicago Died - was done by Paper Lace
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 09, 2020 07:51 PM (GRuJt)


And I think some variation of those musicians also did the treacly "Billy Don't Be a Hero" that same year.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 09, 2020 07:53 PM (s2VJv)

315 Mayor Lightfoot is proof that Admiral Ackbar screwed a black woman.



IT'S A TRAMP!

Posted by: Adm. Ackbar at June 09, 2020 07:53 PM (oVJmc)

316 312 "I am really seeing the draw that Margaret Sanger and the Progressive Eugenicists had in the inter war years."

Saw Margaret Sanger and the Progressive Eugenicists open for Toad the Wet Sprocket in 2001.
Posted by: some guy out west at June 09, 2020 07:53 PM (Jhqq9)


"Nah, they opened for us in '77."

- - The Babies

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 09, 2020 07:53 PM (s2VJv)

317
So, who leaked Lightfoot's call with the Latino Alderman? She may be a
Democrat in a city that regularly votes for Democrats, but I imagine a
lot of people REALLY don't like her now.




I'm sure the looters and white leftists love her. If the white leftist have come out of their fetal positions yet cowering in fear over the riots

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 09, 2020 07:53 PM (VRG9G)

318 Throughout the last weekend of May, just as Chicago's economic engine
was getting ready to restart, roving bands of violent rioters and
looters rampaged through the city decimating entire neighborhoods,
ostensibly to "protest" the death of career criminal George Floyd at the
hands of the Minneapolis police.



This sentence is a balm in Gilead.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 09, 2020 07:53 PM (WvQcX)

319 165
It was AllenG.

Posted by: Jmel at June 09, 2020 07:53 PM (OeWgo)

320 If Biden was really winning you wouldn't see all these amazing polls. We aren't falling for it this time MSM, we have taken the "kick me" sign off our backs.
Posted by: Heart of Darkness



We're smart. Not dumb. Like they say.

Posted by: eleven at June 09, 2020 07:54 PM (Qf83p)

321 Immediately after World War 2, Detroit was the third most prosperous city IN THE WORLD.



You're welcome.

Posted by: A. Hitler at June 09, 2020 07:54 PM (oVJmc)

322 New York and Chicago were 1 and 2 - headed to the scrap heap like Detroit.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 09, 2020 07:54 PM (nFRLh)

323 >> One Alderman demanded to know how she was supposed to convince Walmart and CVS to rebuild in her precinct, after having lobbied to bring them in previously while implicitly guaranteeing "Your stores won't be nearly razed to the ground by barbarian hordes supported by the local and state governments."


Have you considered posting a black square on Facebook?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 09, 2020 07:54 PM (myjNJ)

324 Just out of curious, who was 1 and 2?


Posted by: eleven at June 09, 2020 07:50 PM (Qf83p)




Patrick McGoohan: Let me know if you find out.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 09, 2020 07:54 PM (VRG9G)

325 267 Well shit. I thought the civil unrest would be mostly limited to the one really big really blue city 100 miles away but it's been closer than that. Even at one "bedroom" community only 35 miles away. It's getting close to time to move farther out into West Texas.
Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at June 09, 2020 07:47 PM (AgR7f)

----

No,

I sugest forming a neighborhood watch group. Start with the usual BS. Then start adding things like a Red Cross First Aid course, then an advanced course. That will help you select those that are serious and willing to be involved. Then maybe add range trips for recreational purposes. Self defense classes too.

In a year or so, you will know who you can trust if the area gets dicey. Of course you are going to have to invest lots of time yourself, maybe 10-20 hours a week.

Posted by: rd at June 09, 2020 07:55 PM (+0uDE)

326 324
Patrick McGoohan: Let me know if you find out.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 09, 2020 07:54 PM (VRG9G)


Be seeing you...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 09, 2020 07:55 PM (s2VJv)

327 Am I wrong for wanting to see Sharyl Attkisson in less clothing?

Posted by: LOL at June 09, 2020 07:55 PM (55lwO)

328 ''Chicago was my dad's hometown, and I have fond memories of visiting the north and south sides to visit relatives when I was a kid. ''

I was born there. My whole family was from Chicago. Mom and Dad were raised on the south side when it was a nice place to live. My grandpa is buried there. Of course you can't visit the grave without an armed escort. The whole city is pitiful now.

Posted by: Tuna at June 09, 2020 07:55 PM (gLRfa)

329 Hey Chicago its time to pay up and you've run up quite a bill.

Posted by: The Piper at June 09, 2020 07:55 PM (nzKWW)

330
Immediately after World War 2, Detroit was the third most prosperous city IN THE WORLD.

"Aloha, motherfuckers!" - Commie Coleman Young

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2020 07:55 PM (mht8P)

331 What's with all these dubious polls?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 09, 2020 07:49 PM (MyYKC)

It's a full court press. The dem party is dying. They are grasping at all straws.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 09, 2020 07:51 PM (KnJdm)


Yep. The thing is, they yet haven't grasped that by pushing bogus polls, faked outrage, allegations of racism, etc. they've fatigued the response. Their crap doesn't work anymore. It's as predictable as an episode of Law and Order.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2020 07:55 PM (A68IW)

332

anyone remember KENNY G?

singer? trombone player?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 09, 2020 07:55 PM (MyYKC)

333 309 has Alyssa Milano chimed in yet? She is wise beyond her ears.
===========
She Tweeted she was on a Zoom fundraising call w/Kamala Harris and Sloe Joe. She was sure she was in the presence of the winning ticket.
Her panty status was: moist.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 09, 2020 07:52 PM (7Fj9P)


I'm not going to lie, I'm a little aroused.

Posted by: Sir Ian Botham. at June 09, 2020 07:55 PM (/YiuH)

334 All these people are Dems, no?

Posted by: jocon307 at June 09, 2020 07:55 PM (tBS1t)

335 Jeff somebody or other, a white entrepreneur, opened supermarkets in Philly's food deserts. He was feted at the White House by Michelle Obama. Guess whose supermarkets were targeted by looters?

Posted by: kallisto at June 09, 2020 07:55 PM (OxYQ1)

336 You set fire to your fields; now you can eat your harvest of ashes.



I want this embroidered on a pillow.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 09, 2020 07:56 PM (yQpMk)

337 201

I have dear friends in Chicago. This sucks.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 09, 2020 07:38 PM (dLLD6)

Me too. I call them every few days to find out how they are doing. Right now, they are pretty much sheltering in place in their home, counting the days until they can move out...and they live in a really nice part of Chicago.

In 2013, I was driving around Chicago with a friend from Europe. We were in a different part of town, needed to gas up, and used an app to find a station with cheap gas. When we pulled up to the pumps, we saw that there were police cars staked on every corner and that the gas station had a guard wearing a bullet-proof vest! We hightailed it out of that part of town and when I told my friends, they said, "You know how you hear on the news that a person gets shot every day in Chicago? Well, that's where it happens!"

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at June 09, 2020 07:56 PM (8/7u2)

338 One Alderman demanded to know how she was supposed to convince Walmart
and CVS to rebuild in her precinct, after having lobbied to bring them
in previously while implicitly guaranteeing "Your stores won't be nearly
razed to the ground by barbarian hordes supported by the local and
state governments."




I heard the peaceful protesters were stealing the prescription drugs from CVS and Walgreens. So imagine the people of those wards who now can't get the prescriptions they need because theirs were stolen and the local drug stores aren't coming back

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 09, 2020 07:56 PM (VRG9G)

339 CharlieBrown'sDildo something you want to tell us
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 09, 2020 07:39 PM (GRuJt)


That's GENERAL CBD to you!!! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2020 07:56 PM (L2ZTs)

340 274 Sorry, I misunderstood. I thought they were barricading off another "autonomous" zone ala Seattle.
I still think Antifags are going to do this all over.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 09, 2020 07:48 PM (7Fj9P)


They've run though the blue zones
red zones won't be quite as much fun.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 09, 2020 07:57 PM (jCqHL)

341 Ash Harvest is a porn name.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 09, 2020 07:57 PM (WvQcX)

342 328 ''Chicago was my dad's hometown, and I have fond memories of visiting the north and south sides to visit relatives when I was a kid. ''

I was born there. My whole family was from Chicago. Mom and Dad were raised on the south side when it was a nice place to live. My grandpa is buried there. Of course you can't visit the grave without an armed escort. The whole city is pitiful now.
Posted by: Tuna at June 09, 2020 07:55 PM (gLRfa)


Grandparents are interred in Waldheim in Forest Park, if I remember the neighborhood correctly.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 09, 2020 07:57 PM (s2VJv)

343 creeper. Had that happen on theKindle app as well. And I've now seen the advert for the Oprah special on racism a half dozen times in 2 hours. Muted it every time.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at June 09, 2020 07:58 PM (JVgnl)

344 and I posted a link to the Chicago PBS station about this earlier today, but I just hope this gets into the Trump campaign

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 09, 2020 07:58 PM (4a9Vv)

345 Imagine what would have happened if Illinois Governor Fat Ass and Mayor Groot had put 10,000 Guard in Chicago?

Although I am sure those clowns would have fucked it up. They probably would have sent them unarmed.

Posted by: rd at June 09, 2020 07:41 PM (+0uDE)

*****

Dude...she was asked that several times.

She flat out refused. Said it would make it worse to have them as anything except static back up to the police.

And you got the impression she meant back up as in ALL the way to the rear, i.e., manning the porta potties and maybe a field chow hall.

She explicitly said they weren't trained for that.

They asked a couple of times, but each time they did, she said they weren't trained, and said they would only make things worse.

Nobody pushed back and said something like "The whole city is being looted, how could it get any worse?"

Posted by: El Jefe at June 09, 2020 07:58 PM (Ae67h)

346 I would be down with letting the mayhem go on for years.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat

You like me! You really like me!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 09, 2020 07:58 PM (myjNJ)

347 Look don't get caught up in this name change for FT Bragg and others..it has nothing to do with the Conferacy...they also want to get rid of Washington and Jefferson stuff...This is all ANTI AMERICA. Don't get caught in a trap of having to defend the civil war, it goes way beyond that


We could say that if it weren't for the CW, slavery wouldn't have ended here when it did. And always say that the Democrat Party fought against freeing the slaves, because that's the truth.

And slavery is still happening today. But not here.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at June 09, 2020 07:58 PM (HaL55)

348 Braenyard, the thugs will get lead poisoning trying to pull the same shit in the red zones.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2020 07:58 PM (L2ZTs)

349 Southern Messianic University poll:

Kentucky
Biden 52
Trump 43


Of course, that was taken before the governor of Kentucky decided that all black people (and only black people) would get health insurance.

Posted by: Jeff at June 09, 2020 07:58 PM (I2/tG)

350 Latest wth Residence Poll:

Biden: ha ha ha%

Hot Dogs: yes%

Beer: 100%

Posted by: wth at June 09, 2020 07:58 PM (v0R5T)

351 Getting the suspicion Antifa isn't playing by the Leftist rules

Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2020 07:58 PM (6f16T)

352 Hey Chicago Alderman! When an Axios "protestor" waves his camera at you, say "hi! Enjoy your freedom of the press!"

Posted by: mrp at June 09, 2020 07:58 PM (Pqytn)

353 ''I heard the peaceful protesters were stealing the prescription drugs from CVS and Walgreens. So imagine the people of those wards who now can't get the prescriptions they need because theirs were stolen and the local drug stores aren't coming back''

Sad, but you gets what you vote for. Regrettably it won't change a single vote.

Posted by: Tuna at June 09, 2020 07:59 PM (gLRfa)

354 the Oprah special on racism

Billionaire Bitch Backs Black Business Bashers

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 09, 2020 07:59 PM (WvQcX)

355 Dems will never understand that there's so many tons more to fixing things than just mouthing off, using four-letter words and barking orders.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2020 07:34 PM (L2ZTs)

They don't want to fix anything. Broken shit is their bread and butter. They are now mobilizing their permanent underclass to fuck up everyone's shit some more.

Posted by: ... at June 09, 2020 07:59 PM (uEbPt)

356 The best film Alyssa Milano was ever in was "Commando", where she was only a cute kid whose only purpose was to motivate Arnold to kill lots of Central American faux revolutionaries. And Sully.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 09, 2020 07:59 PM (usCq7)

357
Joe Biden = Pig's knuckles minus pigs plus adolescent thighs.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 09, 2020 07:59 PM (s2VJv)

358 a quick aside...anyone here,other than me, have that MOBILENOW app that was used for parking meters and garages? I got a message that becasue of Covid they went belly up and the app she not work no more

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 09, 2020 07:59 PM (85Gof)

359 Democrat Mayor Jim Kenny's soda tax severely damaged Mr. Jeff's sales, to the extent that he had to lay off many minority workers. But Democrats are the party of the underdog, and not racist!

Posted by: kallisto at June 09, 2020 07:59 PM (OxYQ1)

360 If SNL still had a shred of integrity and talent, they'd do a sketch of Chicago's mayor strolling down a destroyed street singing "Boulevard of Broken Balls."

But they don't, so they won't.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2020 07:59 PM (L2ZTs)

361 Second City Cop said a few days ago that 75 cops are assigned as security to this freak's mayoral habitation.

Posted by: Sir Ian Botham. at June 09, 2020 08:00 PM (/YiuH)

362 ''Kentucky
Biden 52
Trump 43 ''

These polls are all bullshit and shouldn't even be quoted. It only encourages them.

Posted by: Tuna at June 09, 2020 08:00 PM (gLRfa)

363 TuCa up

Posted by: The Piper at June 09, 2020 08:00 PM (nzKWW)

364 Sorry, not sorry:

I, too, have family that I love in both Detroit and Chicago.

All Libs.

They can eat it.

Posted by: ibguy at June 09, 2020 08:00 PM (EHVbt)

365 re 338: this is why we need the Pelosi/Schumer 3 Trillion dollar stimulus package. Maybe 4 Trillion so we can get Jerry Nadler some pants that fit.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 09, 2020 08:00 PM (4a9Vv)

366 If SNL still had a shred of integrity and talent,
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2020 07:59 PM (L2ZTs)

I think I found the problem.

Posted by: Vanya at June 09, 2020 08:00 PM (BAsqb)

367 "Aloha, motherfuckers!" - Commie Coleman Young

Don't forget the white liberals who were running things when Detroit burned down, including Mitt Romney's father, the governor.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 09, 2020 08:00 PM (I2/tG)

368 Oprah should turn that racism mirror onto herself.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 09, 2020 08:01 PM (iydjf)

369 360 If SNL still had a shred of integrity and talent, they'd do a sketch of Chicago's mayor strolling down a destroyed street singing "Boulevard of Broken Balls."

But they don't, so they won't.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2020 07:59 PM (L2ZTs)


Lou Reed, Dirty Boulevard:

"Gimme your tired, your poor,
I'll piss on 'em..."

Democrat Party motto.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 09, 2020 08:01 PM (s2VJv)

370

When Walmart first wanted to build in Chicago there were a lot of people who opposed them.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 09, 2020 08:01 PM (aKsyK)

371 ''the Oprah special on racism''

Tank Adams is the special guest. We should all be watching. LOL

Posted by: Tuna at June 09, 2020 08:01 PM (gLRfa)

372 I see that Oprah's racism show is even on HGTV... FFS.. Oh and it's a two parter so it's on tomorrow also....

Posted by: It's me donna at June 09, 2020 08:01 PM (Zmnko)

373 She looks like Inverse Beetlejuice.

Posted by: Brock at June 09, 2020 08:01 PM (OFjf6)

374 You do have to appreciate blue on blue wars.

Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2020 08:01 PM (6f16T)

375 The Night Chicago Died - was done by Paper Lace
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 09, 2020 07:51 PM (GRuJt)


And I think some variation of those musicians also did the treacly "Billy Don't Be a Hero" that same year.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 09, 2020 07:53 PM (s2VJv)

Treacly!?!? Pshaw. It still chokes me up.

Posted by: LASue at June 09, 2020 08:02 PM (Ed8Zd)

376 370 When Walmart first wanted to build in Chicago there were a lot of people who opposed them.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 09, 2020 08:01 PM (aKsyK)


Same here in Hymietown. We still don't have one.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 09, 2020 08:02 PM (s2VJv)

377 Everyone talking about cops being pieces of shit, nobody talking about prosecutors and their soulmate municipal court (strip mall) judges. The few times I've been in court for a few traffic violations in my life, as I'm waiting for my case I've seen some shit. The whole local justice system is a money racket. Just go sit in a courtroom for a day to see it.

The most serious offense I ever had personally was when I got my kid an apartment and mistakenly put the electric in my name. Four years later a sheriff shows up at my door with four summons for income tax evasion. Seems the town assumed I lived there. I show up in court with proof I never lived in the town, so they said they'd drop the charges and not go to trial if I paid the $450 in court costs. Well surely that's cheaper than 20 grand to go to trial. Complete racket.

Posted by: Menack at June 09, 2020 08:02 PM (buTO7)

378 Don't forget the white liberals who were running things when Detroit burned down, including Mitt Romney's father, the governor.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 09, 2020 08:00 PM (I2/tG)


Who WAS the mayor then?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2020 08:02 PM (A68IW)

379 Nood.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 09, 2020 08:02 PM (KnJdm)

380

Anyone here watch "big clive" on youtubes? He's a Brit who takes apart various electronic chinese junk, often revealing how dangerous these items are.

Here's Big Clive trimming his beard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wun8Gk1hRRk

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 09, 2020 08:02 PM (MyYKC)

381 anyone remember KENNY G?

singer? trombone player?



No, no, no. He played the flugelhorn. He was known for octagonal breathing that allowed him to play one note for 45 minutes straight.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at June 09, 2020 08:02 PM (HaL55)

382 I'm sure I have this right, let's see. Fill the Mayor's office and all local offices with Democrats for 40-70 years. They run a racist PD.

Ergo...I'd better...um...keep voting Democrat.

Herp derp

Posted by: Tonic Dog at June 09, 2020 08:02 PM (+P7VR)

383
Jay Inslee's Labor and Industries is now fining any business, indoor or outdoor, including construction and outdoor work, the amount of FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS per occurrence.

and on related news, my 2k of .556 arrived today!

yes, the UPS guy had a pretty good idea what the boxes contained.

cuz there's a lot of killin' gonna happen, don't know where or when exactly, but once the bell rings, nobody is getting any more ammo.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 09, 2020 08:02 PM (sy5kK)

384 New Big Screen TV Poll


Biden 89%

Trump 2%

Extended Warranty 9%

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 09, 2020 08:02 PM (oVJmc)

385 Imagine what would have happened if Illinois Governor Fat Ass and Mayor Groot had put 10,000 Guard in Chicago?



Although I am sure those clowns would have fucked it up. They probably would have sent them unarmed.



Posted by: rd at June 09, 2020 07:41 PM (+0uDE)




Jabba was MIA for the first weekend of the rioting. On Monday he surfaced to say OrangeManBad and he sent 375 National Guard to Chicago. 375. He's spent the last couple of days going to BLM marches (what happened to social distancing?) and telling insurance companies to hurry up and process claims of looted stores and send them the insurance money. Now that's leadership

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 09, 2020 08:02 PM (VRG9G)

386
Anyone here watch "big clive" on youtubes? He's a Brit who takes apart various electronic chinese junk, often revealing how dangerous these items are.



Yeah, I loved his Scottish Army MRE video.


'One Moment,

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 09, 2020 08:03 PM (oVJmc)

387 TuCa saying the mob is trying to get him off the air. Better hope the Murdoch kids don't feel the same

Posted by: Pete Seria at June 09, 2020 08:03 PM (7ZQe3)

388 I would expect Detroit was wealthiest just prior to World War I and II, not after. The Ford and GM and support industries, then the war production. 1920s lots of fortunes were made. It was (mostly) downhill by the 1950s, accelerating by the 1960s and .. well. The Packard factory has been vacant a very, very long time. World War II resulted in numerous major companies and corporations folding. Hudson (remember them? Of course not) was number 3 carmaker at one time.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 09, 2020 08:03 PM (Axa8z)

389 371 ''the Oprah special on racism''

Tank Adams is the special guest. We should all be watching. LOL
Posted by: Tuna at June 09, 2020 08:01 PM (gLRfa)


They're gonna need a wide-angle lens.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2020 08:03 PM (A68IW)

390 Ple-ase."

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 09, 2020 08:03 PM (oVJmc)

391 265 I've seen goldfish with eyes that are closer together than Lightfoot's.
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 09, 2020 07:47 PM (xPl2J)

---

I LOL'd.

Posted by: SMH at June 09, 2020 08:03 PM (RU4sa)

392 Forgot Alyssa was in Commando

Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2020 08:03 PM (6f16T)

393 Last week Groot fired a cop for giving protesters the finger. Week before that she told President Trump 'f-you'.

Stay classy Beotch. Love your hair.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at June 09, 2020 08:04 PM (Vy7tf)

394 Who WAS the mayor then?

Mayor Jerome Cavanagh, a Kennedyesque white liberal, particularly on civil rights issues.

Oops.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 09, 2020 08:04 PM (I2/tG)

395 Damn Tucker flies closer to the flame with each episode.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 09, 2020 08:04 PM (puu6v)

396 Nood Nood

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at June 09, 2020 08:04 PM (+ldAm)

397
371 ''the Oprah special on racism''

Tank Adams is the special guest. We should all be watching. LOL
Posted by: Tuna at June 09, 2020 08:01 PM (gLRfa)

************************




Well it finally happened. A show where Oprah is the "good looking" one. It's all relative of course.
Anyway I'm away to skate in hell.

Posted by: Sir Ian Botham. at June 09, 2020 08:04 PM (/YiuH)

398 358 a quick aside...anyone here,other than me, have that MOBILENOW app that was used for parking meters and garages? I got a message that becasue of Covid they went belly up and the app she not work no more
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 09, 2020 07:59 PM (85Gof)

Don't know that one. In NYC I always used the app Parkwiz to find good rates on parking. No reason to park in NYC anymore.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at June 09, 2020 08:04 PM (8/7u2)

399 -Ipso Facto Coitus Interruptus poll results:
Trump: 12%Biden: 28%Stop calling this number and go f@@@ yourself: 60%


Posted by: irright at June 09, 2020 08:05 PM (RVcmP)

400 Jay Inslee's Labor and Industries is now fining any business, indoor or outdoor, including construction and outdoor work, the amount of FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS per occurrence.

Does that apply to businesses in the Seattle Autonomous Zone?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 09, 2020 08:05 PM (I2/tG)

401 So how did Mr. Jeff exercise his white privilege when he discovered his customers no longer had access to life-sustaining staples such as food and medicine? Why, he organized a free delivery service for his adversely impacted. clientele. Just like a White Devil to behave that way!

Posted by: kallisto at June 09, 2020 08:06 PM (OxYQ1)

402 I make fun of Charlotte all the time; but, I will double dog guarantee you there is not one Charlotte cop who has ever thought that his best move was to choke to death a defenseless guy in broad daylight in full view of three other cops and a crowd of videoing civilians.

Nevertheless, the Hornet's Nest is now arguing about how much money to transfer from the police budget to social services. Likewise, every other metro in the state.

Did I mention, the Governor has appointed several commissions to deal with the problem. So, we've got that going for us.

In two to three weeks we're going to know whether or not large crowds really do cause the virus to spread.

Posted by: VADM Collingwood RN - holding Nelson's rum ration at June 09, 2020 08:07 PM (9X60i)

403 Where the hell is Klaatu when you need him?

Posted by: Weasel at June 09, 2020 08:07 PM (MVjcR)

404 If the shit ever hits the fan, and the Glorious People's Revolution ever starts, my personal goal will be to beat out the totals of Communists killed by Josef Stalin and Lavrenti Beria. I know I have no hope of ever killing as many Communists as Chairman Mao, much less the number of innocent peasants he killed too.

More likely, I will be dead in three months from pre-existing conditions and lack of medication.

Posted by: rd at June 09, 2020 08:07 PM (+0uDE)

405 And I think some variation of those musicians also did the treacly "Billy Don't Be a Hero" that same year.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 09, 2020 07:53 PM (s2VJv)
***********
Bo Donaldson & the Heywoods
******
Good Lord talk about being the Encyclopedia Of useless information

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 09, 2020 08:07 PM (GRuJt)

406 Where the hell is Klaatu when you need him?
Posted by: Weasel at June 09, 2020 08:07 PM (MVjcR)
********
Around the Anus Of Uranus

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 09, 2020 08:08 PM (GRuJt)

407 356 The best film Alyssa Milano was ever in was "Commando", where she was only a cute kid whose only purpose was to motivate Arnold to kill lots of Central American faux revolutionaries. And Sully.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 09, 2020 07:59 PM (usCq7)

*****

"Remember when I promised to kill you last?"

"That's right Matrix, you did."

"I lied."

*ahhhhh* as Sully falls to his death...



"What did you do with Sully?"

"I let him go."

Posted by: El Jefe at June 09, 2020 08:08 PM (Ae67h)

408 So we are going to war?

Good thing SCCA is a ways off from Capitol Hill. Would hate to have to fight my way to get Mom's cancer drugs today.

Note, Capitol Hill is a no brains zone. Collecting losers since 1966.

Bet they appropriate Dick's DriveIn to feed their community militia. Until the food runs out. Damn sure I wouldn't drive there to deliver.



Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 09, 2020 08:10 PM (e1mEI)

409 https://fxn.ws/2AUzYKR
******
Barr says familiar names among those DOJ is investigating in Durham probe, calls findings 'very troubling' | Fox News

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 09, 2020 08:10 PM (GRuJt)

410
They're gonna need a wide-angle lens.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
--------


Oprah: I'd like to make her look a little more attractive, how far can you pull back?

Cameraman: How do you feel about Cleveland?

Posted by: Tootsie at June 09, 2020 08:11 PM (pK7cg)

411 Biggest funeral ever, and you'all are taking about Chicago. 4 hours of weeping a wailing, and no one here even cares about it, oh the humanity of it all..../s

Posted by: Colin at June 09, 2020 08:11 PM (hLg94)

412 Short History lesson, (Historians chip in)
Why do we have laws, courts, judges, and lawyer? The Romans invented them. Rome needed landholders far outside the reach of the city mobs to bring shops and goods to the city. The landholders refused. Too many examples of a large investments being stolen by the local politicians. The landholders demanded rules and a system to enforce them.
Rules were made. Courts established, the scourge of lawyers a by product. Our courts, laws, judges, police enforcers, government came about as a system so people could create specialize goods that others wanted.

Antifa, the military arm of the democrats, is destroying this. I hope you know how to grow food, tend the ill, make clothing, birth a child, bury the dead, defend your family, everything. Good luck when the electricity fails. Winter starts in November and lasts though March.

The women (and soyboys) are taking over. I expect cannibalism withing a decade.

Posted by: FlimFlammed at June 09, 2020 08:13 PM (ZTDnL)

413 As if trump wont give these people money in attempt to get a single percent of the asiatic vote. Lol

Posted by: Dj3way at June 09, 2020 08:15 PM (y4Fdh)

414 Something occurs to me. We should abolish the Police!

That's right! It would end the violence! Now we will still need some sort of system where the bad guys would get prevented from doing bad stuff. So we would hire a bunch of people, and train them. And so we could tell who they are, give them badges and uniforms. And their job would be to protect people from the bad guys...uh...wait...

never mind.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at June 09, 2020 08:17 PM (8Xxh3)

415 Tucker C just playing bits of recording of the Chi Mayor and the Aldermen going at it.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 09, 2020 08:18 PM (4a9Vv)

416 They've run though the blue zones
red zones won't be quite as much fun.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 09, 2020 07:57 PM

Well...not for them.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 09, 2020 08:18 PM (rBtIz)

417 Pelozi's arse is full of pudding

Posted by: markoni at June 09, 2020 08:20 PM (IIEz7)

418 I know this thread is over, but I just want to take this opportunity to say Fuck Chicago. Fuck Everyone Who is still In Chicago. Fuck their Dogs and Fuck their Cats and Fuck the Horses they rode in on. Fuck Chicago!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 09, 2020 08:26 PM (V2Yro)

419 The only food deserts Mitch Obama lamented were the ones that served lobster and Kobe beef.

Posted by: Fritz at June 09, 2020 08:34 PM (95j/9)

420 Next up: Demonizing "white flight" as everyone with a job and a family gets out of Dodge.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 09, 2020 08:52 PM (SqopC)

421 I encourage everyone here to listen to "Ashes in Your Mouth" by Megdeth.

How long till these sections of Portland do you think the children who "kicked out the police" (and put signs up on blockades lik children building forts) will last once the WiFi stops being provided?

Posted by: Getcha Pull at June 09, 2020 09:00 PM (aR6C/)

422 That conference call the Mayor of Chicago hadsounds an awful lot like that "three AM phone call" bullshit litmus test.

I'd say she failed.

Posted by: Getcha Pull at June 09, 2020 09:12 PM (aR6C/)

423 If I were the spokesperson for Walmart, I would say:

I have two words for Mayor Lightfoot. One of them starts with F. The other one is you.

Posted by: blaster at June 09, 2020 09:34 PM (ZfRYq)

424 Chicag deserves what it gets. Our major corporations supporting these animals lost my business. I'd rather deal with Aldi and Lidel than WalMart.

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at June 09, 2020 09:37 PM (Ju2mK)

425 back to rent-a-cops I guess.

Posted by: ursula at June 09, 2020 09:56 PM (IIEz7)

426 Food deserts have always been, "If you're going to repeatedly rob, deface, and cause mischief in my store, I'm under no obligation whatsoever to continue serving your area. There are places I can run a store where I don't get robbed every Tuesday." It isn't malice that people don't want to serve in areas where they might need to have bars on the windows.

Posted by: DaveM at June 09, 2020 09:59 PM (WWC3Y)

427 75 >>>I don't understand how she got elected.

There were three Irishmen, Bill Daley, the brother and son of the former Mayor Daleys, the former police chief Gary McCarthy and some lawyer named Joyce that all got about 70.000 votes. They split the White vote.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at June 09, 2020 10:20 PM (/aiGx)

428 The thing is, these companies will come back because they'll be shamed, or threatened, into doing so. We already see so many companies who don't care about the well being of the 4 year olds who make their products, donating millions to the money laundering "charities" so why wouldn't they spend millions to build a store that will get destroyed when they have Al Sharpton and others blackmailing them into doing so?

Posted by: Rbastid at June 09, 2020 11:47 PM (uTEdS)

429
Set to the tune of Ray Parker Junior's "Ghost Busters!" :

If there's a nasty rape in your neighborhood, what can you call?
SOCIAL JUSTICE!!!

If there's a violent man bashing in your head, who can you call??
SOCIAL JUSTICE!

I ain't fraid' a' no goons.
I kinda' like the goons.
I ain't fraid' a' no thugs.

SOCIAL JUSTICE!

[Ace et al, please feel free to commandeer and revise as you like. Or as you deem most effective. I need nor seek any credit.]


Posted by: Cold Civil War at June 10, 2020 04:37 AM (Z2PYk)

430
"Social Justice makes me feel good!!!" - lame and predictable keyboard 'solo' to follow.



Posted by: Cold Civil War at June 10, 2020 04:49 AM (Z2PYk)

431 Remember though, this is just democrats though; it is most certainly not dumb, violent, lazy joggers whose cities always resemble their neighborhoods which in turn resemble Zimbabwe. But that is certainly not a reflection of our fine Africa Americans who will soon be voting in droves for republicucks if not this election or the next one then the one in 12 years. You can absolutely trust me on this.

Posted by: mGrant at June 10, 2020 03:53 PM (r5iyh)

432 Chicago is dirived from a Indian word meaning Skunk/Bad Smell it sure sticks don't it?

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