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NPR: New Science Proves That Coronavirus Demands that Conservatives Not Do Things They Want to Do, Like Work At Their Businesses, But Does Not Limit What the Leftwing Wants to Do, Like Pillage and Loot Conservatives' Businesses
Aren't you proud to know that your tax dollars paid for this story?
Mass protests that have erupted over police brutality toward black people in America are raising concerns about the risk of spreading the coronavirus. But some health experts, even as they urge caution, said they support the demonstrations -- because racism also poses a dire health threat.I was previously told that it was "Killing Grandma" to cite health experts who said that depression due to joblessenss and stress due to seeing your business destroyed were also health threats. But now I see that if leftwing radicals feel they'd be Psychologically Empowered if they loot a Best Buy, they should say "Fuck Grandma, I'm getting a 4K UHD!!!"
Wait wait wait wait wait -- transmission risks are lower in open spaces? Then what the fuck has been going on with attacking citizens for going to the beach or taking walks?!
Tens of thousands of people, masked and unmasked, have thronged the streets of Minneapolis, Atlanta, Louisville, Ky., and other cities in the week since George Floyd died after a white Minneapolis police officer kneeled on his neck. They are the largest public gatherings in the U.S. since the pandemic forced widespread shutdowns, and many local officials warned of a possible spike in new cases in one or two weeks. "Risk of transmission is lower in open spaces, but wherever there is a gathering there is still the risk of transmitting the virus," said Dr. Elaine Nsoesie, an assistant professor of global health at Boston University.
Health experts urged protesters not to sing and shout to reduce the threat of person-to-person transmission.Looting and arson are still okay, though, right?
And they cautioned that police tactics such as tear gas and pepper spray could exacerbate the situation by prompting people to cough and gasp for air.Oh I see -- it's not a substantial health risk for looters to cram into a store and touch everything with their paws, but it is an unconscionable health risk for the police to use tear gas to disperse them.
Non-rioting citizens, however, are demanded to remain inside. And of course going to church remains an outlawed activity.
The New York City Department of Health and Mental Hygiene issued a list of tips for demonstrators to lower their risk of contracting COVID-19, such as covering their faces and staying in small groups. "Don't yell; use signs & noise makers instead," the department advised.
.... But the risks of congregating during a global pandemic shouldn't keep people from protesting racism, according to dozens of public health and disease experts who signed an open letter in support of the protests. "White supremacy is a lethal public health issue that predates and contributes to COVID-19," the letter said.David Marcus wrote about this situation -- leftist priorities being claimed to be more important than "stopping the spread," whereas conservative priorities were considered trivial -- last week.
[T]here is something specific about this protest that makes it different from protests to reopen the economy that were roundly condemned. The difference of course is the racial dynamic, which is a progressive trump card when legitimate competing interests arise. There is no way under the rules of intersectionality that the black protestors can come under attack for spreading the virus. And this is a very, very important thing to note because it is the first time that it has happened. Stopping the spread has been more important than every other “nonessential” gathering thus far, even in the face of joblessness, hunger, suicide, and depression. People who wanted to go to church were selfish, those who want to attend sporting events and weddings were selfish, even those who were engaged in the wrong kind of political protest were selfish, but not these protestors. This is something to be thankful for. Finally there is an admission that some things really are more important than stopping the spread. It should open the door to a more nuanced conversation about the cost benefit analysis of social distancing and lock downs. The answer is now no longer, "just don’t have large gatherings," it's don’t have large gatherings unless it’s important. But funerals are important, graduations are important, kids being in school and going to museums is important. What we are not hearing is why these protests, as opposed to anything else, draws little criticism from the media. This would be a really good discussion to have, but it is being ignored. Instead of arguing why the protests should occur despite the virus, which is true, the virus is basically just being ignored in the story.I have a question. Why do you Deplorables not believe what "experts" are ordering you to do this week? Is it just because they change their stories every few days? And are now changing their stories to accomodate leftwing political agendas? I just don't get it. I mean, these "experts" are plainly offering you a dispassionate reading of "The Science" and are not making shit up to advance their personal political preferences. So stop denying science, Science Deniers.
They were saying two fucking weeks ago that kids who go to the beach were fucking murderers!!! https://t.co/ts1l341Wad
— Dave Smith (@ComicDaveSmith) June 3, 2020
Virginia Lt. Gov. Justin Fairfax out breaking curfew with BLM protesters tonight, marching passed vandalized monuments spraypainted with "ACAB" (All Cops Are Bastards) and violence-inciting "F*CK 12" slogan. https://t.co/DeTtHpg5hO
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) June 3, 2020
Phase 1: reopen retail for curbside pickup
— Michael Knowles (@michaeljknowles) May 31, 2020
Phase 2: gather by the thousands to torch cities and loot businesses
Phase 3: reopen churches and gyms at 25% capacity
The dc liberal never disappoints. These tweets are like a day apart pic.twitter.com/sZ085queSd
— Seijah Drake (@seijahdrake) June 2, 2020
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: JT at June 03, 2020 05:03 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Someguy at June 03, 2020 05:03 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: ace at June 03, 2020 05:03 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: SturmToddler at June 03, 2020 05:04 PM (+NdM9)
Posted by: Yo! at June 03, 2020 05:04 PM (d1KjJ)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 03, 2020 05:04 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: El Kabong at June 03, 2020 05:04 PM (di3Gm)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 03, 2020 05:04 PM (kA3Cp)
I had to check the link to make sure Ace wasn't just funnin' us.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 03, 2020 05:04 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 03, 2020 05:05 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2020 05:05 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: ... at June 03, 2020 05:05 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 03, 2020 05:05 PM (+oVP5)
Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 05:05 PM (PneIX)
Posted by: El Kabong
you got it.
Maybe you want to get on the Google payroll too...?
Posted by: ace at June 03, 2020 05:05 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 03, 2020 05:04 PM (Zz0t1
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You are getting way too close to the top. Keep it up, and we're going to get our very own singularity.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 03, 2020 05:06 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Professor Farnsworth at June 03, 2020 05:06 PM (ZXG0b)
Might I, too, have a bearclaw?
Posted by: alexthechick - Awww it's cute how much y'all fear me at June 03, 2020 05:06 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: RoyalOil at June 03, 2020 05:06 PM (aO8Gd)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 03, 2020 05:06 PM (dfRN6)
Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 05:07 PM (PneIX)
Posted by: Not Voting Our Way Out Of This at June 03, 2020 05:07 PM (SJDa9)
Posted by: Megthered at June 03, 2020 05:07 PM (q4UXk)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 03, 2020 05:07 PM (H5knJ)
Are all of you beginning to understand what exactly "white supremacy" is, now?
"White supremacy" is the act of being white and all the "privilege" and "injustice" that goes along with it.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 03, 2020 05:07 PM (Qpsm0)
Posted by: Angry Corgi on Youtube at June 03, 2020 05:07 PM (uhPTO)
Experts: Blackie go riot because destroying our cities will "get Trump".
Is it any wonder people are pushing some "conspiracy theories" about, you know, "getting Trump"?
Posted by: ... at June 03, 2020 05:08 PM (uEbPt)
The narrative is bullshit.
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 03, 2020 05:08 PM (jUVms)
But if I wear a mask and keep 6' distance, I won't catch racism, right?
Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 03, 2020 05:08 PM (iTXRQ)
I will admit that I did think that my ideas were better and that they would win due to being better.
Because I'm dumb. Which means my ideas aren't better.
*waits patiently for bearclaw*
Posted by: alexthechick - Awww it's cute how much y'all fear me at June 03, 2020 05:08 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 03, 2020 05:08 PM (QZCjk)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 03, 2020 05:08 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 03, 2020 05:08 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Liberty at June 03, 2020 05:08 PM (fX53c)
Posted by: El Kabong at June 03, 2020 05:08 PM (di3Gm)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 03, 2020 05:08 PM (PYT4e)
Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2020 05:08 PM (Eicbe)
In other words, "white supremacy" = white people existing and going about their lives.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 03, 2020 05:08 PM (Qpsm0)
But our precious norms!!!
Now I would like a bearclaw, please.
Posted by: bluebell at June 03, 2020 05:08 PM (Zb3FJ)
Posted by: freaked and completely disgusted at June 03, 2020 05:08 PM (XfhKA)
Posted by: Yo! at June 03, 2020 05:08 PM (d1KjJ)
I can't comment on this post because I haven't gotten my orders what to say yet.
Please stand by, my orders are a few minutes late today.
Posted by: Governor Blue State at June 03, 2020 05:08 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 03, 2020 05:08 PM (kA3Cp)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 03, 2020 05:09 PM (flINI)
Posted by: El Kabong at June 03, 2020 05:08 PM (di3Gm)
Diet Coke. Everywhere.
Posted by: alexthechick - Awww it's cute how much y'all fear me at June 03, 2020 05:09 PM (GbPPJ)
and
But the risks of congregating during a global pandemic shouldn't keep people from protesting racism, according to dozens of public health and disease experts who signed an open letter in support of the protests.
"White supremacy is a lethal public health issue that predates and contributes to COVID-19," the letter said.
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Fuck you. How's that? You know what is a public health concern? Unemployment and despair. You know what else? Violent street mobs. They're pretty bad for public health. You know what else. Destruction of property and thrusting people into poverty or deepening their existing poverty.
Shut the fuck up, NPR and your race-baiting, communist "scientists." You care about your ideology and about the destruction of America as founded. You don't give two shits about public health. Thrusting people into despair, drug abuse and suicide through artificially-induced unemployment and poverty is just fine with you. Having your street warriors raze our cities, murder people, loot and wantonly destroy is just fine with you.
Grow some balls. Quit hiding behind "public health" and say what you mean. Declare what you are. Go on the air and say "I am a communist asshole and I want you to die."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2020 05:09 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Fortcoins at June 03, 2020 05:09 PM (1vIuC)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 03, 2020 05:09 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 03, 2020 05:09 PM (iTXRQ)
Wrong! Do not pass go. Do not collect 200$. Go directly to jail.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 03, 2020 05:09 PM (PYT4e)
Posted by: bluebell at June 03, 2020 05:08 PM (Zb3FJ)
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Page 185, TDG.
You're welcome.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 03, 2020 05:09 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 03, 2020 05:08 PM (iTXRQ)
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Are you wearing a Hawaiian shirt?
Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2020 05:09 PM (Eicbe)
Hum?
And when you were President, you did what exactly?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 03, 2020 05:09 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Professor Farnsworth at June 03, 2020 05:10 PM (ZXG0b)
You'd have to be careful not to confuse one type of gooey, doughy puff pastry (the good kind) with the other type (the bad kind). I guess if it smells of BO and looks like it lives under a bridge, you're probably pretty safe in assuming it's the Feyfluffed Marshmallow Man, Jonah himself.
Posted by: pep at June 03, 2020 05:10 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Chunk Hunger at June 03, 2020 05:10 PM (uhPTO)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 03, 2020 05:10 PM (jh3q2)
And then all bets will be off.
Posted by: mr tmz at June 03, 2020 05:10 PM (m/Gc2)
Alternate post title:
Since It Was Becoming Obvious The Chinese Virus Lockdown Was Bullshit, The Same "Experts" Have Pivoted To A New Line Of Bullshit To Hurt Trump's Reelection
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 03, 2020 05:10 PM (Qpsm0)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 03, 2020 05:10 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 03, 2020 05:10 PM (nFRLh)
Posted by: MAGA at June 03, 2020 05:10 PM (bloh/)
Posted by: Clement VI at June 03, 2020 05:10 PM (iCClr)
You will go blind
Posted by: Yo! at June 03, 2020 05:11 PM (d1KjJ)
Posted by: El Kabong at June 03, 2020 05:11 PM (di3Gm)
When Food Stamps are a 7 X Economic Magnifier, you earning your own keep is downright selfish. Redneck.
Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 05:11 PM (PneIX)
Did obama perform a "miracle," yet, and "heal" the nation?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 03, 2020 05:11 PM (Qpsm0)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at June 03, 2020 05:11 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 03, 2020 05:08 PM (Qpsm0)
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AKA White privilege.
Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2020 05:11 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Chunk Hunger
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Because the opposite is a liberal priority.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 03, 2020 05:11 PM (kA3Cp)
Posted by: WisRich at June 03, 2020 05:12 PM (G0vdT)
Once upon a time, I supported Public Broadcasting. Now I want NPR to be defunded completely.
Posted by: Tom Servo
You misspelled "subjected to nuclear fire".
Posted by: pep at June 03, 2020 05:12 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: El Kabong at June 03, 2020 05:11 PM (di3Gm)
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Psssst. This is not the way to earn bearclaws, my friend.
Posted by: bluebell at June 03, 2020 05:12 PM (Zb3FJ)
Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 05:12 PM (PneIX)
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 03, 2020 05:12 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 03, 2020 05:12 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Vanya at June 03, 2020 05:12 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: Clement VI at June 03, 2020 05:12 PM (iCClr)
But I refuse to go out and buy Hawaiian shirts just to mock the crazy leftwards.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at June 03, 2020 05:12 PM (T9Hmo)
Where The Fuck Is The "Racism" In Officer Chauvin's Actions??
Can someone tell me? What evidence of "racism" is there in the death of George Floyd by those stupid cops?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 03, 2020 05:12 PM (Qpsm0)
Posted by: WisRich at June 03, 2020 05:12 PM (G0vdT)
++++++++++
As I posted on the last thread just before the willow:
No. I will do the same thing I did during his presidency: read the transcript.
I hate Obama. Passionately. To borrow a phrase from AtC, I think he breathes wrong. It makes me incapable of watching him give an address, because I can't focus through the contempt.
I discovered this early on his administration, and only read transcripts from that point forward. It is the only way for me to actually process what he said - by depersonalizing it some degree.
I see no reason to change now.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2020 05:12 PM (hYcqw)
Step moms and step sisters were the bad guys ....
Posted by: Yo! at June 03, 2020 05:12 PM (d1KjJ)
Posted by: WisRich at June 03, 2020 05:12 PM (G0vdT)
I never watched or listened to him when he was president.. I'm not gonna start now
Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2020 05:12 PM (Zmnko)
I did
I learned a good lesson that day. Bricks dont care about my face.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 03, 2020 05:12 PM (PYT4e)
Posted by: Vic at June 03, 2020 05:13 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 03, 2020 05:13 PM (4a9Vv)
in the next couple of weeks the govt will have ample
verification that Wuhan is through.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 03, 2020 05:13 PM (UjxYw)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 03, 2020 05:10 PM (nFRLh)
If only...its almost so painfully stupid at this point you want to shout at the tv when you see these idiots on the street: "SHOOOOT Them! Shoot them now!"
God forgive me but my patience with everything that is happening is exhausted.
Posted by: Boswell at June 03, 2020 05:13 PM (32YRo)
Undercard speeches for another half hour or so.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 03, 2020 05:13 PM (+oVP5)
Posted by: WisRich at June 03, 2020 05:12 PM (G0vdT)
No.
I also won't be putting my balls on a table and beating them with a hammer.
Posted by: Vanya at June 03, 2020 05:13 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: WisRich
thank you, no, I visited a farm once and saw a horse's ass, so I'm good
Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 03, 2020 05:13 PM (iTXRQ)
Not that it really matters, I don't think there's any point in the village more than a mile from me, and really just a couple of blocks of storefronts and restaurants in the downtown area to tear through before they'd run into residences.
Posted by: Methos at June 03, 2020 05:13 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 03, 2020 05:09 PM (o2MD2)
That Ace likes bearclaws?
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 03, 2020 05:13 PM (iCClr)
SCIENCE!
Posted by: ShainS at June 03, 2020 05:13 PM (r2SS9)
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at June 03, 2020 05:13 PM (j2Mrt)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 03, 2020 05:13 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 03, 2020 05:13 PM (nFRLh)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 03, 2020 05:14 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: pep at June 03, 2020 05:14 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Thomas Dolby at June 03, 2020 05:14 PM (1Rr4U)
But then I caution myself to remember that although the left defines the phrase "white supremacy" to mean "competence and hard work," I reject their definition.
But some days I feel the urge.
Posted by: Natasha at June 03, 2020 05:14 PM (hbrUW)
Posted by: Asian Americans at June 03, 2020 05:14 PM (Wm5SB)
Posted by: Walter Freeman
LET'S GET READY TO MUMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE!
Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 03, 2020 05:14 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 05:14 PM (PneIX)
Posted by: Citizen at June 03, 2020 05:14 PM (ldmQR)
Posted by: Jeremy Frisch at June 03, 2020 05:14 PM (33WtC)
Just be sure to use hand sanitizer before beating the hell out of random people on the street.
Posted by: TruthOr at June 03, 2020 05:14 PM (saP0c)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 03, 2020 05:14 PM (Qpsm0)
in the next couple of weeks the govt will have ample
verification that Wuhan is through.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 03, 2020 05:13 PM (UjxYw)
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*shakes head*
Oh, honey...
Posted by: Nancy the You Must Be Joking Girl at June 03, 2020 05:14 PM (Eicbe)
with Sean Hannity. Some of the demands include
reparations for slavery, abolishment of all police and release of all black prisoners, (Would that include the AA man, Wayne Williams who killed the black men and children in Atlanta?) as well as a guaranteed income for all black persons and free college tuition.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2020 05:14 PM (+eVzC)
Posted by: ... at June 03, 2020 05:14 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: MAGA at June 03, 2020 05:14 PM (bloh/)
Posted by: Golfman at June 03, 2020 05:15 PM (6KTo6)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Telling The World To Get Fucked at June 03, 2020 05:15 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 05:15 PM (PneIX)
Posted by: Thomas Dolby
Can I have Miss Akimoto's number?
Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 03, 2020 05:15 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: freaked and completely disgusted at June 03, 2020 05:15 PM (XfhKA)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable
Thanks. More for me.
Posted by: pep at June 03, 2020 05:15 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 03, 2020 05:15 PM (UjxYw)
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at June 03, 2020 05:15 PM (j2Mrt)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 03, 2020 05:15 PM (PYT4e)
Yeah, its almost like history did not teach us that NOT enforcing your own laws, means you have no law.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 03, 2020 05:15 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2020 05:14 PM (+eVzC)
++++++++++++
No. Easiest word in the language.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2020 05:15 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: White Supremacy at June 03, 2020 05:16 PM (zqs/f)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at June 03, 2020 05:16 PM (fpc+A)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at June 03, 2020 05:16 PM (4k/Uz)
Posted by: Fortcoins at June 03, 2020 05:16 PM (1vIuC)
Posted by: ShainS at June 03, 2020 05:13 PM (r2SS9)
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Watch it! You could blind somebody.
Posted by: Thomas Dolby at June 03, 2020 05:16 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Nike Store Cowboy at June 03, 2020 05:16 PM (8FfnY)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at June 03, 2020 05:16 PM (L106N)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 03, 2020 05:16 PM (PYT4e)
___________
Jazz Hands and Up-Twinkles are most effective FTW!
Posted by: ShainS at June 03, 2020 05:16 PM (r2SS9)
Posted by: Jmel at June 03, 2020 05:16 PM (beYGk)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 03, 2020 05:16 PM (r+sAi)
Still say all the cops should walk off the job..
Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2020 05:17 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 05:17 PM (PneIX)
Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 05:15 PM (PneIX)
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Wouldn't it have worked out better if they'd have married into less attractive families so you would look better by comparison?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 03, 2020 05:17 PM (WEBkv)
with Sean Hannity. Some of the demands include
reparations for slavery, abolishment of all police and release of all black prisoners, (Would that include the AA man, Wayne Williams who killed the black men and children in Atlanta?) as well as a guaranteed income for all black persons and free college tuition.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2020 05:14 PM (+eVzC)
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What? No pony?
Posted by: bluebell at June 03, 2020 05:17 PM (Zb3FJ)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 03, 2020 05:17 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at June 03, 2020 05:17 PM (j2Mrt)
Posted by: dantesed at June 03, 2020 05:17 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: Fortcoins at June 03, 2020 05:09 PM (1vIuC)
You're wrong.
The virus is raging until November 3.
But I will keep all citizens safe, and all small businesses
shut down. But if you can find a Target or WalMart that isn't looted, go for it.
Posted by: Governor Jay Inslee, Now an Emperor and a Living God at June 03, 2020 05:17 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
An extensive vocabulary is the mark of an educated man. I prefer "eat s***".
Posted by: pep at June 03, 2020 05:17 PM (T6t7i)
with Sean Hannity. Some of the demands include
reparations for slavery, abolishment of all police and release of all black prisoners, (Would that include the AA man, Wayne Williams who killed the black men and children in Atlanta?) as well as a guaranteed income for all black persons and free college tuition.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2020 05:14 PM (+eVzC)
Looked like 50% white people at the daytime marches.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 03, 2020 05:17 PM (UjxYw)
It's sciency.
/Sarc
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 03, 2020 05:17 PM (9gyf5)
Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2020 05:17 PM (Eicbe)
You say that, but you have never seen my sister.
Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 05:17 PM (PneIX)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 03, 2020 05:18 PM (UjxYw)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at June 03, 2020 05:16 PM (4k/Uz)
Shotty, its a Skeet exercise.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 03, 2020 05:18 PM (NgKpN)
We have officially entered a new Dark Age.
Posted by: Nike Store Cowboy
Whattya mean "we", Winston?
Posted by: pep at June 03, 2020 05:18 PM (T6t7i)
Let me remind everyone here that for the last several weeks governors have been releasing Criminals from prisons onto the streets.
This whole year is the most fucked up time in history. And that's saying a lot because the last 20 years haven't been "normal" either.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 03, 2020 05:18 PM (Qpsm0)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 03, 2020 05:17 PM (4a9Vv)
So I take she's good with being hung by the neck until dead?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 03, 2020 05:18 PM (miT2W)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - fighting with a dying hard drive at June 03, 2020 05:18 PM (SchxB)
with Sean Hannity. Some of the demands include
reparations for slavery, abolishment of all police and release of all black prisoners, (Would that include the AA man, Wayne Williams who killed the black men and children in Atlanta?) as well as a guaranteed income for all black persons and free college tuition.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2020 05:14 PM (+eVzC)
Sounds reasonable.
Posted by: Dems at June 03, 2020 05:18 PM (5AYft)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at June 03, 2020 05:16 PM (fpc+A)
"Oversized target, bearing 00, not moving...appears to be grazing. FIRE!"
Posted by: Boswell at June 03, 2020 05:18 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: President Toonces at June 03, 2020 05:18 PM (iCClr)
AR for follow up. Thanks!
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at June 03, 2020 05:19 PM (4k/Uz)
Don't people occasionaly sneak raisins into Bear Claws?
If so. I don't like Bear Claws.
Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 05:19 PM (PneIX)
Other than Leonardo DiCaprio, that is.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - fighting with a dying hard drive at June 03, 2020 05:18 PM (SchxB)
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And not the claws so much...
Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2020 05:20 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2020 05:20 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at June 03, 2020 05:20 PM (4k/Uz)
Posted by: CN at June 03, 2020 05:20 PM (ONvIw)
If you ever try to predict what Democrats will do, figure out what would take the most unmitigated hubris.
Posted by: ... at June 03, 2020 05:20 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Yo! at June 03, 2020 05:20 PM (d1KjJ)
I wonder how quickly I'd get fired if I sent them the Racism Detox in my nic.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 03, 2020 05:20 PM (tmA71)
Posted by: jsg at June 03, 2020 05:20 PM (V0MdR)
AR for follow up. Thanks!
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at June 03, 2020 05:19 PM (4k/Uz)
The noise is part of what creates the fear. Might be smart to set up a sound system to make it seem like they're coming under fire from multiple angles.
Posted by: Someguy at June 03, 2020 05:20 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 03, 2020 05:20 PM (85Gof)
Don't people occasionaly sneak raisins into Bear Claws?
If so. I don't like Bear Claws.
Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 05:19 PM (PneIX)
Rats. Rats sneak little raisins in to bear claws.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 03, 2020 05:20 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 03, 2020 05:20 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 03, 2020 05:20 PM (UjxYw)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at June 03, 2020 05:20 PM (L106N)
Posted by: Chris M at June 03, 2020 05:20 PM (eAZVt)
with Sean Hannity. Some of the demands include
reparations for slavery, abolishment of all police and release of all black prisoners, (Would that include the AA man, Wayne Williams who killed the black men and children in Atlanta?) as well as a guaranteed income for all black persons and free college tuition.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2020 05:14 PM (+eVzC)
And Vanya makes plans to sell out and emigrate to Eastern Europe. Yeah, a lot of them are poor, corrupt and dangerous but I'll take that if it means I don't have to live under people like BL mother fucking M.
Posted by: Vanya at June 03, 2020 05:21 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 03, 2020 05:21 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: CN at June 03, 2020 05:21 PM (ONvIw)
LOS is the last truly funny podcast left in the world.
Posted by: El Kabong at June 03, 2020 05:21 PM (datdl)
AR for follow up. Thanks!
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at June 03, 2020 05:19 PM (4k/Uz)
YEah, I'd still be out protesting, if I hadn't taken a crossbow bolt to the knee.
Posted by: Old Antifa in a bar at June 03, 2020 05:21 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Liz at June 03, 2020 05:21 PM (Wv/W7)
The elites decided this was more important and everyone noticed that this pretend pandemic was mostly bullshit.
Posted by: Raven at June 03, 2020 05:21 PM (6RfEx)
He's even going a little cross-eyed trying to do both at the same time; one eye on camera, other eye on prompter.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 03, 2020 05:21 PM (+oVP5)
This whole year is the most fucked up time in history. And that's saying a lot because the last 20 years haven't been "normal" either.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 03, 2020 05:18 PM (Qpsm0)
It's amazing how things have all fallen into place the last 3 months. Tin foil hat off.
Posted by: spypeach at June 03, 2020 05:21 PM (Up/Jb)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at June 03, 2020 05:21 PM (4k/Uz)
If so. I don't like Bear Claws.
I've never seen that. Must be trying to emulate a bear having walked through scat.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - fighting with a dying hard drive at June 03, 2020 05:21 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at June 03, 2020 05:20 PM (L106N)
It's time for Victory 3
Posted by: Braenyard at June 03, 2020 05:21 PM (UjxYw)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at June 03, 2020 05:20 PM (4k/Uz) J
Just stick with targets within about 20' from you, and it's impossible to be Bad with a shotgun. Unless of course you be's BAAD!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 03, 2020 05:22 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at June 03, 2020 05:22 PM (4k/Uz)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 03, 2020 05:22 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Yo! at June 03, 2020 05:22 PM (d1KjJ)
YEah, I'd still be out protesting, if I hadn't taken a crossbow bolt to the knee.
Posted by: Old Antifa in a bar at June 03, 2020 05:21 PM (NgKpN)
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Better than taking an arrow from a longbow! While eating chili with carrots.
Posted by: Longbowman at June 03, 2020 05:22 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 05:22 PM (PneIX)
LET'S GET READY TO MUMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE!
Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 03, 2020 05:14 PM (iTXRQ)
Diet soda came out my nose. Now my nose is all tingly and sticky. I hope you're happy.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at June 03, 2020 05:23 PM (Wm5SB)
How come Missoula MT is not burning?
Posted by: Yo! at June 03, 2020 05:20 PM
Same reason that Hawaiian shirts are now rayciss.
Posted by: Bert G, searching for keto bearclaws at June 03, 2020 05:23 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: JuJuBee at June 03, 2020 05:23 PM (COzlW)
When? How often? For example --
- Before or after I pick up a brick to throw, one that may not have been recently sanitized? Or before and after?
- Before or after I grab some good stuff from another looter and stomp him, and when the other looter wasn't wearing gloves? Or before and after?
- Also, if I have blood spattered on my clothes, from an old lady I just finished beating, is a the blood a COVID hazard to me or not? Should I immediately strip and loot some new clothes?
Posted by: Gref at June 03, 2020 05:23 PM (AMIL/)
Done.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at June 03, 2020 05:21 PM (4k/Uz)
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Just before opening fire, hit them with "Flight of the Valkyries," and wait for a moment, just to how many of them realize they're not in a good place.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 03, 2020 05:23 PM (WEBkv)
No, not at all. No more. Well, ain't I the sheepish one.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 03, 2020 05:23 PM (ZxG8D)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 03, 2020 05:23 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: USNtakim at June 03, 2020 05:24 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: ... at June 03, 2020 05:24 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 03, 2020 05:24 PM (QrzR5)
Has a very long barrel, though in terms of ammo I have mostly bird shot. Some slugs.
Looks like shopping time.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at June 03, 2020 05:24 PM (4k/Uz)
If so. I don't like Bear Claws.
Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 05:19 PM (PneIX)
It's way past time for an open and honest national dialogue about who the hell keeps putting raisins in things that raisins have no business being in, e.g. food.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 03, 2020 05:24 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Freshly Shorn Scrotum at June 03, 2020 05:24 PM (PneIX)
Diet soda came out my nose. Now my nose is all tingly and sticky. I hope you're happy.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls
We regret the inconvenience
-Mgmt
Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 03, 2020 05:25 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 03, 2020 05:25 PM (sWM8x)
I find it hard to believe Esper would defy the president, or even take it upon himself to make decisions.
Either we're getting faked by Fake News, or high-ranking obama-holdover underling piece of shit at the Pentagon is subverting Esper and issuing unauthorized orders.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 03, 2020 05:25 PM (Qpsm0)
Posted by: freaked and completely disgusted at June 03, 2020 05:25 PM (XfhKA)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 03, 2020 05:25 PM (85Gof)
Done.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at June 03, 2020 05:21 PM (4k/Uz)
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Just before opening fire, hit them with "Flight of the Valkyries," and wait for a moment, just to how many of them realize they're not in a good place.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 03, 2020 05:23 PM (WEBkv)
Nah
Banjo's
Posted by: Redneck13 at June 03, 2020 05:25 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Boswell at June 03, 2020 05:25 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 03, 2020 05:25 PM (PYT4e)
Posted by: Yo! at June 03, 2020 05:25 PM (d1KjJ)
Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 05:22 PM (PneIX)
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She has green eyes....
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 03, 2020 05:25 PM (WEBkv)
Looks like shopping time.
870 barrels can be bought and shipped to your door in a matter of a day.
Buy a nice slug barrel. They are compact and a 12 ga slug is a vicious thing.
Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 05:25 PM (PneIX)
Why?
If they cared about their cities and the people inside them they would have immediately duplicated the success they could see in Minnesota.
After three nights of an absolute shitshow of rioting, looting and arson; Saturday morning MN Governor Walz called out the entire 13,000 Air and Army National Guard.
Saturday Night and every night since has been peaceful.
The protests continue, and they are PEACEFUL!
If anything, there are more peaceful gatherings and protests.
Minnesota Democrat Governor Walz plan works!
Overwhelming Force Works!
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.
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Obviously Northam, DeBlasio and Cuomo hate their cities and citizens.
Posted by: rd at June 03, 2020 05:25 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 03, 2020 05:26 PM (miT2W)
Some people say Right Wing Strawman
Others say Left Wing Strawman
I support petting puppies and eating candy.
Posted by: El Kabong at June 03, 2020 05:26 PM (datdl)
If it helps I can identify whichever way they want.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 03, 2020 05:26 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at June 03, 2020 05:26 PM (4k/Uz)
Mayhap he will grace us with wisdom on this topic today as he hectors us on the Evils of OrangeManBad.
Posted by: Sharkman at June 03, 2020 05:26 PM (BM2fS)
I'm calling for a massive uprising - Nancy Pelosi
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 03, 2020 05:17 PM (4a9Vv)
+++++++++++++
Seriously? Did she really say that? When? And where's the FBI investigation for fomenting a riot?
I know, I know.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2020 05:26 PM (hYcqw)
Dana on The Five just said the Bail Fund for Minneapolis is now $20 million.
Many celebrities are donating and asking their fans to contribute.
Doesn't matter if the bail money goes to Antifa members.
Please, please let that bail money pay for just one Antifa member.
Trump should be able to order it confiscated, as Antifa is now classified as a terrorist organization.
And nothing wrong with a 4am raid on Chrissy Teagen's house, one of the first big organizers of this fund.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 03, 2020 05:27 PM (sy5kK)
There may be something to that.
There was some anecdotal evidence that smokers had an advantage against the Chinese Lung Flu because their already inflamed lungs prevented the virus from getting at their ACE receptors.
This could all be internet bullshiterry but who knows.
The Plandemic is a scam at every level of analysis.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 03, 2020 05:27 PM (9gyf5)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at June 03, 2020 05:27 PM (4k/Uz)
Some people say Right Wing Strawman
Others say Left Wing Strawman
Is he on the Cable networks? ( i don't have TV)
Posted by: grammie winger at June 03, 2020 05:27 PM (lwiT4)
How are Hawaii shirts racist?
Seriously?
What is next?
Racist pizza?
Posted by: Yo! at June 03, 2020 05:25 PM
Ace had a post about it earlier.
Posted by: Bert G, searching for keto bearclaws at June 03, 2020 05:28 PM (OMsf+)
"no sir officer, we are not here for church, this is a violent uprising, and there will be looting (of bread and wine) involved, so it is all good" -- and throw in some obscenities at Trump or America, to convince the officer.
Posted by: illiniwek at June 03, 2020 05:28 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Nana and Chuckie trying yet another gotcha at June 03, 2020 05:28 PM (Zmnko)
Racist pizza?
Posted by: Yo! at June 03, 2020 05:25 PM (d1KjJ)
pepperoni and mushrooms gotta be racist.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 03, 2020 05:28 PM (XEfKE)
Posted by: hogmartin at June 03, 2020 05:24 PM (t+qrx)
++++++++++++
I like you, and I like garett. But I don't like the raisin hate
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2020 05:28 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 03, 2020 05:28 PM (r+sAi)
Only if it hits him solidly in the pelvis. Flesh hardly even slows a crossbow bolt.
Posted by: Natasha at June 03, 2020 05:28 PM (hbrUW)
Sling will save your life in the right circumstance.
...I guess if you stand too close to a combine or a woodchipper it might kill you, too.
But it's still better than dropping your weapon.
Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 05:28 PM (PneIX)
Posted by: illiniwek at June 03, 2020 05:28 PM (Cus5s)
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Babylon Bee already beat you to that.
Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2020 05:29 PM (Eicbe)
Sick of spoiled bitches like Teigen who is stupid and pig-ignorant beyond words being an influence on people.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2020 05:29 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: freaked and completely disgusted at June 03, 2020 05:29 PM (XfhKA)
There is no working things out. I want a divorce from these people.
Posted by: Liz at June 03, 2020 05:21 PM (Wv/W7)
I would prefer to be widowed.
Posted by: ... at June 03, 2020 05:29 PM (5Uh8B)
Posted by: grammie winger at June 03, 2020 05:29 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Eeyore at June 03, 2020 05:29 PM (ZbwAu)
I'm watching Paul Herrel's vid on Is Birdshot A Viable Home Defense.
This guy can't just get to the point, can he? He's great; I know. But he covers literally all the variables.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 03, 2020 05:29 PM (Qpsm0)
Posted by: Fortcoins at June 03, 2020 05:30 PM (1vIuC)
210 196 Play a good battle movie scene through it.
Done.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at June 03, 2020 05:21 PM (4k/Uz)
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Just before opening fire, hit them with "Flight of the Valkyries," and wait for a moment, just to how many of them realize they're not in a good place.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 03, 2020 05:23 PM (WEBkv)
Nah
Banjo's
Posted by: Redneck13 at June 03, 2020 05:25 PM (NgKpN)
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Dueling Banjos?
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Imperial March from Star Wasrs
Posted by: rd at June 03, 2020 05:30 PM (+0uDE)
with Sean Hannity. Some of the demands include
reparations for slavery, abolishment of all police and release of all black prisoners, (Would that include the AA man, Wayne Williams who killed the black men and children in Atlanta?) as well as a guaranteed income for all black persons and free college tuition.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2020 05:14 PM (+eVzC)
They won't rest until they go full South Africa. They haven't openly demanded seizing the properties of white people, but they are setting the stage for that to happen.
Magic dirt won't save our country either.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 03, 2020 05:30 PM (p0Y1J)
If ANYTHING bad happens to Kayleigh anytime soon, and I mean ANYTHING, he should be immediately considered a major/likely suspect.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2020 05:30 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Liz at June 03, 2020 05:21 PM (Wv/W7)
Divorce court is not the correct analogy.
An Mixed Martial Arts match is much better.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 03, 2020 05:30 PM (sy5kK)
It's the new hotness. Try to keep currant.
Posted by: pep at June 03, 2020 05:30 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Resist we much at June 03, 2020 05:30 PM (BkYvb)
Posted by: hogmartin at June 03, 2020 05:24 PM (t+qrx)
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No dialogue is needed. Raisins do not belong in food.
There, I said it.
Now that I've said that, I'll distract you with a 9mm versus 45 discussion.
45 ACP rules!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 03, 2020 05:30 PM (WEBkv)
Thing is, if you think about it, media instigated race riots freed us from tyranny of blue state naziesque governors and mayors who used WuHus to keep population locked up till November.
Posted by: runner at June 03, 2020 05:30 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Ripley at June 03, 2020 05:31 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Fortcoins at June 03, 2020 05:30 PM (1vIuC)
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It kind of goes with the Hawaiian shirt.
Which is totally racist.
Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2020 05:31 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2020 05:29 PM (Eicbe)
Yeah, unfortunately you have to set fire to your own church after services to give proof...
Posted by: Boswell at June 03, 2020 05:31 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: WisRich at June 03, 2020 05:31 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 03, 2020 05:30 PM (p0Y1J)
Magic dirt?????
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2020 05:31 PM (+eVzC)
Posted by: grammie winger at June 03, 2020 05:31 PM (lwiT4)
I think it's funny that a chick who owes her entire lifestyle to being fappable is now insisting that everybody listen to her because she was once fappable.
Sorry. The minute you got ugly you lost your powers over me.
Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 05:31 PM (PneIX)
Posted by: freaked and completely disgusted at June 03, 2020 05:31 PM (XfhKA)
With that much money in the bank, the fund stops paying for bail alone, and begins stuffing the pockets of activist lawyers who will never have to take any of these cases to trial.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 03, 2020 05:31 PM (+oVP5)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 03, 2020 05:30 PM (WEBkv)
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Except chili.
Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2020 05:31 PM (Eicbe)
240 Got to admit it. The lefties are smarter than we are. They came up with a way to break the lockdown, and have their asses kissed for doing so.
Posted by: Eeyore at June 03, 2020 05:29 PM (ZbwAu)
No, they just never punch Left and disavow their allies. The Fake Right in power has been doing this for 60-70 years.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 03, 2020 05:31 PM (p0Y1J)
Never let a crisis go to waste.
Posted by: Gref at June 03, 2020 05:32 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 03, 2020 05:32 PM (l4C/z)
Posted by: bonhomme at June 03, 2020 05:32 PM (UW2ZS)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 03, 2020 05:32 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 03, 2020 05:32 PM (4a9Vv)
Fox News says a football stadium-sized asteroid is headed to earth per Fox News. So all our troubles will be over soon!
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2020 05:32 PM (L2ZTs)
Simpsons, er, Babylon Bee did it.
https://babylonbee.com/news/
churchgoers-avoid-arrest-by-disguising-themselves-as-rioters
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at June 03, 2020 05:32 PM (L106N)
Posted by: grammie winger at June 03, 2020 05:31 PM (lwiT4)
*pats couch*
Come, sit by me.
Posted by: alexthechick - Awww it's cute how much y'all fear me at June 03, 2020 05:32 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 05:32 PM (PneIX)
Posted by: Yo! at June 03, 2020 05:33 PM (d1KjJ)
race riots freed us from tyranny of blue state naziesque governors and
mayors who used WuHus to keep population locked up till November.
Posted by: runner"
No, the second wave caused by the race riots will put the lock-up back in place. But you racisty-racists caused those so you have nobody to blame but yourself.
Posted by: Ripley at June 03, 2020 05:33 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 03, 2020 05:33 PM (sy5kK)
While you are at it, order up a Swivel cap for your 870 so you can add a sling to it.
Sling will save your life in the right circumstance.
...I guess if you stand too close to a combine or a woodchipper it might kill you, too.
But it's still better than dropping your weapon.
Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 05:28 PM
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Can I get a folding bayonet and a tac light too?
Posted by: rd at June 03, 2020 05:33 PM (+0uDE)
267 Good news everyone!
Fox News says a football stadium-sized asteroid is headed to earth per Fox News. So all our troubles will be over soon!
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2020 05:32 PM (L2ZTs)
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SMOD!
Posted by: MAGA at June 03, 2020 05:33 PM (f0sB+)
Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 05:33 PM (PneIX)
Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2020 05:31 PM (Eicbe)
Ooookay then...
*steps slowly back as Horde moves in*
Posted by: Boswell at June 03, 2020 05:33 PM (32YRo)
tonight, marching passed vandalized monuments spraypainted with "ACAB"
(All Cops Are Bastards) and violence-inciting "F*CK 12" slogan.
Coonman should have gone in black face to show that he's down with the cause
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 03, 2020 05:33 PM (lczh+)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 03, 2020 05:34 PM (miT2W)
# (that's supposed to be a black square. I realize I'm a day late, and apologize for my white privilege. I take a knee before the hallowed blackness of our lord and savior Madam Pelosi.)
(I also confess before all non-racists that I do, in fact, own several Hawaiian shirts. I am unworthy to walk the same planet as the Chosen Ones.)
(Am I doing it right, Ace?)
Posted by: filbert at June 03, 2020 05:34 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 03, 2020 05:34 PM (XEfKE)
45 ACP rules!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 03, 2020 05:30 PM (WEBkv)
++++++++++++
Well, 45 is clearly superior. Here's the harder argument: 9mm or .40?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2020 05:34 PM (hYcqw)
So basketball then. We must get rid of basketball.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 03, 2020 05:34 PM (r+sAi)
Fox News says a football stadium-sized asteroid is headed to earth per Fox News. So all our troubles will be over soon!
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2020 05:32 PM (L2ZTs)
Why does everyone taunt Happy Fun Alex?
Posted by: alexthechick - Awww it's cute how much y'all fear me at June 03, 2020 05:34 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Yo! at June 03, 2020 05:34 PM (d1KjJ)
That's because you are holding a fucking shotgun and you are worried that you might have get serious and use BOTH hands for what comes next!
Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 05:34 PM (PneIX)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2020 05:31 PM (+eVzC)
'Magic dirt' is a term used by some to describe the idea that a person brought or allowed into a civilized country will necessarily see the benefits of civilization and adjust his worldview and actions to match.
Posted by: Vanya at June 03, 2020 05:34 PM (BAsqb)
Birdshot is not viable for home defense for the simple fact that it's not functionally lethal.
Will getting hit with bird shot suck? Yes.
Will it kill you? Possibly but not instantaneously.
And when you are fighting for your life you do not take chances.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 03, 2020 05:34 PM (9gyf5)
Because the Karens are scared of 'those people.'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 03, 2020 05:35 PM (oVJmc)
Come, sit by me.
Posted by: alexthechick - Awww it's cute how much y'all fear me at June 03, 2020 05:32 PM (GbPPJ)
Hi alex. Rev and I are about to leave for dinner. He's wearing a Hawaiian shirt and I plan to steal the TV from over the restaurant bar. How are you? Did you see the Bee doing President Trump in an AWANA Sparkies vest? LOL
Posted by: grammie winger at June 03, 2020 05:35 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 03, 2020 05:34 PM (r+sAi)
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Nope. That's cultural appropriation. (Shhh!)
Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2020 05:35 PM (Eicbe)
This guy can't just get to the point, can he? He's great; I know. But he covers literally all the variables.
I watch him on 1.25x speed. Otherwise I'd have to skip around a lot in his videos.
To do that, click the little gear icon -> Playback Speed -> 1.25.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 03, 2020 05:35 PM (UW2ZS)
SCIENCE!!!!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 03, 2020 05:35 PM (lczh+)
I'm watching Paul Herrel's vid on Is Birdshot A Viable Home Defense.
This guy can't just get to the point, can he? He's great; I know. But he covers literally all the variables.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 03, 2020 05:29 PM (Qpsm0)
12 Gauge, 00 Buck.
Posted by: Redneck13 at June 03, 2020 05:35 PM (NgKpN)
Fox News says a football stadium-sized asteroid is headed to earth per Fox News. So all our troubles will be over soon!
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2020 05:32 PM (L2ZTs)
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I dunno, SMOD has broken his campaign promises before.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 03, 2020 05:35 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: JuJuBee at June 03, 2020 05:23 PM
Have we given him a chance to be clear yet? Has he let us know this isn't who we are?
Posted by: Grimaldi at June 03, 2020 05:35 PM (YiAXR)
Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 05:35 PM (PneIX)
A new study from researchers at Harvard University says that hooking up carries some risk for transmitting COVID-19 from one partner to the other, and recommends among other practices wearing a face mask while doin it.
besides keeping your mask on you should avoid kissing, as well as any oral-to-anal act, and anything that involves semen or urine. Shower before and after, and clean the space with alcohol wipes or soap.
LOL
Haaarvaaard
Wonder how much this study cost
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 03, 2020 05:35 PM (85Gof)
Mike Baker@ByMikeBaker
NEW: The widespread use of tear gas could contribute to a coronavirus rebound.
One study of Army recruits found evidence of significantly higher rates of respiratory illness after they were exposed to tear gas.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 03, 2020 05:35 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 03, 2020 05:30 PM (p0Y1J)
Magic dirt?????
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2020 05:31 PM (+eVzC)
America magically makes everybody a American with the same values, culture, history, genetics, and everything. It's a phrase to make fun of those diluted to believe just because you live in America, you become magically American as soon as you set foot on the soil.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 03, 2020 05:35 PM (p0Y1J)
and there's BLM
As I understand it antifa is anarchist Marxist who want, at best, a Communist USA
and
BLM is a group of blacks that believe that they are preeminently important. That to say a brown or yellow or white person's life is equally as important as a black's life is prosecutable.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 03, 2020 05:36 PM (UjxYw)
"Move Bitch, Get out the Way" at the police.
https://tinyurl.com/ycsqqmdy
Posted by: PJ at June 03, 2020 05:36 PM (qlTN9)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 03, 2020 05:36 PM (UNyae)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2020 05:36 PM (+eVzC)
Posted by: Ripley at June 03, 2020 05:33 PM (MxEKc)
dude, you're raining on my parade. I need a silver lining.
Posted by: runner at June 03, 2020 05:36 PM (zr5Kq)
One study of Army recruits found evidence of significantly higher rates of respiratory illness after they were exposed to tear gas.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 03, 2020 05:35 PM (+y/Ru)
Are they born this fucking stupid, or do they have to work at it?
Posted by: Vanya at June 03, 2020 05:36 PM (BAsqb)
Don't they know noise triggers people? It's why we use jazz hands instead of clapping, duh.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at June 03, 2020 05:36 PM (9hauA)
Ranch dressing: what CAN'T it do???!!!???
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2020 05:37 PM (L2ZTs)
The logic where is it?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 03, 2020 05:37 PM (miT2W)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 03, 2020 05:37 PM (Qpsm0)
It's true. We truly don't appreciate their cultural contributions.
Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 05:37 PM (PneIX)
Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2020 05:35 PM (Eicbe)
++++++++++
You know what else is cultural appropriation? Industry in most of the world. Modern industry is a Ango-American-German creation. Every industrial country from a different culture appropriated our culture to industrialize.
They should immediately deindustrialize because they stole it from us.
Oh, what? You say it *doesn't* work that way?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2020 05:37 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2020 05:29 PM (Eicbe)
Yeah, unfortunately you have to set fire to your own church after services to give proof...
Posted by: Boswell at June 03, 2020 05:31 PM (32YRo)
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No, not the church. But if the police show up in squad cars?
There is your proof of protesting. No church property gets damaged.
Posted by: rd at June 03, 2020 05:37 PM (+0uDE)
UPDATE: The homeless man who had his belongings and mattress set ablaze by crazed rioters got some assistance by the community in Austin, TX to replace some of his things.
https://tinyurl.com/yc37s3nk
Posted by: Tami at June 03, 2020 05:37 PM (cF8AT)
They should immediately deindustrialize because they stole it from us.
Oh, what? You say it *doesn't* work that way?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2020 05:37 PM (hYcqw)
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It does not.
Posted by: The Narrator at June 03, 2020 05:37 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 03, 2020 05:38 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: JuJuBee at June 03, 2020 05:23 PM
Have we given him a chance to be clear yet? Has he let us know this isn't who we are?
Posted by: Grimaldi at June 03, 2020 05:35 PM (YiAXR)
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Don't forget "on the right side of history" *drink*
Posted by: WisRich at June 03, 2020 05:38 PM (G0vdT)
Police really tarnished themselves with this lockdown enforcement.
Posted by: CN at June 03, 2020 05:38 PM (ONvIw)
As I understand it antifa is anarchist Marxist who want, at best, a Communist USA and BLM is a group of blacks that believe that they are preeminently important. That to say a brown or yellow or white person's life is equally as important as a black's life is prosecutable.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 03, 2020 05:36 PM (UjxYw)
++++++++++++
Read their manifestos. They're both communist groups. One is just overtly racist about it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2020 05:38 PM (hYcqw)
No. It is not. At least, inside of 35 yards or so (shot size dependent).
Get close enough and it is ALL a slug.
Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 05:38 PM (PneIX)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 03, 2020 05:30 PM (p0Y1J)
Magic dirt?????
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2020 05:31 PM (+eVzC)
America magically makes everybody a American with the same values, culture, history, genetics, and everything. It's a phrase to make fun of those diluted to believe just because you live in America, you become magically American as soon as you set foot on the soil.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 03, 2020 05:35 PM (p0Y1J)
Which isn't really relevant here. As our black people certainly aren't culturally African. Irish and Italian identity politics were a thing back in the day too, and Democrats have always controlled the cities.
Posted by: Someguy at June 03, 2020 05:38 PM (Zm+LZ)
Fox News says a football stadium-sized asteroid is headed to earth per Fox News. So all our troubles will be over soon!
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2020 05:32 PM (L2ZTs)
Thank the sweet Lord...I called for that asteroid six months ago! Damn asteroid unions...
Posted by: Boswell at June 03, 2020 05:38 PM (32YRo)
And THIS is why the CDC was so incapable of handling the Wuhan flu: they've been too busy re-classifying things like gunshots and car accidents as "diseases" and making eradication of them a priority.
Why should we listen to, or fund, experts who claim an ideology = public health issue?
Posted by: Lizzy at June 03, 2020 05:38 PM (bDqIh)
45 ACP rules!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 03, 2020 05:30 PM (WEBkv)
++++++++++++
Well, 45 is clearly superior. Here's the harder argument: 9mm or .40?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2020 05:34 PM (hYcqw)
modern defensive ammo being what it is (pretty darn good), what caliber you choose matters less than if you can put bullets where you want with it.
A lot of bullets, ideally.
If that's .40, fine. But you can get .40 performance out of 9mm +P or +P+.
If it's .380, also fine. Ball .380 will do the job if you can't afford expensive Underwood ammo.
Hip carry, I go with either 9mm JHP or a .45 shooting 230 grain ball. I've got pistols that will both shoot accurately with either.
Doesn't matter. Pistols are not rifles. Get something reliable and accurate for you.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 03, 2020 05:38 PM (l4C/z)
Posted by: runner at June 03, 2020 05:38 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 03, 2020 05:34 PM (XEfKE)
Covid - SJW
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 03, 2020 05:38 PM (lczh+)
Does that make sense?
1st shot. I didn't want to kill him.
2nd shot. I had to he kept coming.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 03, 2020 05:38 PM (XEfKE)
These are scientist types, right? I hope they demonstrated how they came to this conclusion.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at June 03, 2020 05:38 PM (9hauA)
That's because you are holding a fucking shotgun and you are worried that you might have get serious and use BOTH hands for what comes next!
Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 05:34 PM (PneIX)
I'll just go back to me ole Navy Boarding op days.
12 gauge on a sling, .45 in the holster, PR 24 on the other side.
Good multifunctional shortrange loadout.
Since I can't get Flash Bangs or Frags as a civy.
Posted by: Redneck13 at June 03, 2020 05:38 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Ripley at June 03, 2020 05:31 PM (MxEKc)
NOW we're getting somewhere!
Posted by: Seattle Mayor Jenny Durkin's next text at June 03, 2020 05:39 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 03, 2020 05:39 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: kallisto at June 03, 2020 05:39 PM (+8Yuj)
No. It is not. At least, inside of 35 yards or so (shot size dependent).
Get close enough and it is ALL a slug.
Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 05:38 PM (PneIX)
Cut 99% around a birdshot shell and you've got a slug.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 03, 2020 05:39 PM (l4C/z)
The reality is that "white supremacy" is an excuse, an excuse to explain others' self inflicted failures. Failure to do things like work hard, get an education, work cooperatively in groups and so forth. All I can say is, quit whining, bitches. I'm sick of hearing it. It was not "white supremacy" (which does not exist in the first place) that caused you to end up in the shitholes you are in. You did it to yourselves. Never mind the fact I've known any number of "people of color" who have been eminently successful for no other reason than they too worked hard, got educated and the like. Nothing stopped them, least of all Whitey.
Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at June 03, 2020 05:39 PM (p0pYQ)
A new study from researchers at Harvard University says that hooking up carries some risk for transmitting COVID-19 from one partner to the other, and recommends among other practices wearing a face mask while doin it.
besides keeping your mask on you should avoid kissing, as well as any oral-to-anal act, and anything that involves semen or urine. Shower before and after, and clean the space with alcohol wipes or soap.
Orgasms boost the immune system. I read that somewhere.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 03, 2020 05:39 PM (miT2W)
Posted by: Boswell at June 03, 2020 05:38 PM (32YRo)
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I was going to stop using PlanetDash.
Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2020 05:39 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: runner at June 03, 2020 05:38 PM (zr5Kq)
Yep
Posted by: grammie winger at June 03, 2020 05:39 PM (lwiT4)
This guy can't just get to the point, can he? He's great; I know. But he covers literally all the variables.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 03, 2020 05:29 PM (Qpsm0)
12 Gauge, 00 Buck.
Posted by: Redneck13 at June 03, 2020 05:35 PM (NgKpN)
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#4 shot out of a 30" barrel with a modified choke will, at about 10 feet, put a single distinct hole through a pop can. Granted, it's very large hole.
Kind of scary, actually.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 03, 2020 05:39 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 03, 2020 05:39 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: El Kabong
the people I share these with are always like "Who is this El Kabong guy"?
Posted by: ace at June 03, 2020 05:39 PM (PbpT7)
Yes, yes...we know. White people are marvelous, and you are just trying to energize Ace's real base, which consists of all of his secret racist friends.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 03, 2020 05:40 PM (dLLD6)
Posted by: jhawk90 at June 03, 2020 05:40 PM (OhQi4)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 03, 2020 05:40 PM (XEfKE)
Check your privilege.
Posted by: grammie winger at June 03, 2020 05:40 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 03, 2020 05:40 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 03, 2020 05:39 PM (85Gof)
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Well, it's not like they've been serious about educating anybody this year.
Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2020 05:40 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Gofer at June 03, 2020 05:40 PM (0N53e)
Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2020 05:39 PM (Eicbe)
The asteroid drivers at Uber Solar suck!
Posted by: Boswell at June 03, 2020 05:41 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: El Kabong
the people I share these with are always like "Who is this El Kabong guy"?
No one they'd know. Just a rando.
Posted by: El Kabong at June 03, 2020 05:41 PM (datdl)
I prefer a rifle + pistol combo, because reloading is faster and easier and better for crowds of assholes who need shooting.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 03, 2020 05:41 PM (l4C/z)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 03, 2020 05:41 PM (dUJdY)
Got it.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at June 03, 2020 05:41 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 03, 2020 05:41 PM (sWM8x)
You are shooting well that day it happens. Also, you are over-choked.
Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 05:41 PM (PneIX)
One study of Army recruits found evidence of significantly higher rates of respiratory illness after they were exposed to tear gas.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 03, 2020 05:35 PM (+y/Ru)
Are they born this fucking stupid, or do they have to work at it?
Posted by: Vanya at June 03, 2020 05:36 PM (BAsqb)
Uh, doesn't every Army recruit go through gasmask training, where yes you get hit with tear gas, and have to take off your mask?
Navy does.
Posted by: Redneck13 at June 03, 2020 05:42 PM (NgKpN)
In Hollywood, studio heads ensure that their talking points get into the film or they'll pick scripts that fit their progressive narrative. @yesnicksearcy #jasonlehr plan to bypass the HW elites' culture w/ a new company, Creado.
Good luck Nick&Jason!
Posted by: Tami at June 03, 2020 05:42 PM (cF8AT)
Does that make sense?
1st shot. I didn't want to kill him.
2nd shot. I had to he kept coming.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 03, 2020 05:38 PM
If you shoot someone and indicate in any way "i didn't want to kill him", you're open to liability. Don't listen to Joe Biden for self defense advice.
Posted by: Half-Ass lawyer at June 03, 2020 05:42 PM (YiAXR)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 03, 2020 05:41 PM (dUJdY)
Mossberg 500 or 590
Remington 870
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 03, 2020 05:42 PM (l4C/z)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 03, 2020 05:42 PM (sWM8x)
870
Anything but a Mossberg, really.
But an 870 is what you want.
Unless you can afford a benelli.
Then you should buy 2-3 870s.
Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 05:42 PM (PneIX)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 03, 2020 05:42 PM (ZxG8D)
Posted by: grammie winger at June 03, 2020 05:35 PM (lwiT4)
I did! And I laughed and I laughed and I laughed.
Posted by: alexthechick - Awww it's cute how much y'all fear me at June 03, 2020 05:42 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 03, 2020 05:41 PM (dUJdY)
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A shotgun.
Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2020 05:42 PM (Eicbe)
Read their manifestos. They're both communist groups. One is just overtly racist about it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2020 05:38 PM (hYcqw)
Don't need to read their manifestos.
All I need to know is that they want to
put their boot on my neck.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 03, 2020 05:42 PM (UjxYw)
Posted by: Grimaldi at June 03, 2020 05:35 PM (YiAXR)
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Don't forget "on the right side of history" *drink*
Posted by: WisRich at June 03, 2020 05:38 PM (G0vdT)
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That's not who we are *drink*
Posted by: jhawk90 at June 03, 2020 05:43 PM (OhQi4)
students be given leniency on finals because they are too busy fighting
for [their] rights to sit down and study. The university is advising
professors to do just that.
I just thought of something that solves alot of things they are asking for and saves a fuckton of money. Just give them college degrees. There is their free education and no college loans. Here ya go, this piece of paper says your smart, no go get that job!
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 03, 2020 05:43 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 05:33 PM (PneIX)
Rice Pudding too! Can't have a good Rice Pudding without Raisins.
Posted by: browndog at June 03, 2020 05:43 PM (BgMrQ)
When to I start emptying my bank accounts?
Because I'm kinda starting to think about cleaning them out except for a couple grand in each. Turning those ones and zeros into things that exist.
Posted by: Vanya at June 03, 2020 05:43 PM (BAsqb)
You are shooting well that day it happens. Also, you are over-choked.
Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 05:41 PM (PneIX)
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Blew a grouse out of the sky using #4 shot out of a 30" barrel with a modified choke.
Easily found what was left of the grouse. Just followed the trail of feathers.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 03, 2020 05:44 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: El Kabong
the people I share these with are always like "Who is this El Kabong guy"?
Posted by: ace at June 03, 2020 05:39 PM (PbpT7)
He's a man of mystery! Well....a horse of mystery
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 03, 2020 05:44 PM (l4C/z)
didn't want to kill him", you're open to liability. Don't listen to Joe
Biden for self defense advice.
Posted by: Half-Ass lawyer at June 03, 2020 05:42 PM (YiAXR)
Really? Huh. Ok then. "I was afraid for my life'. thats it then.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 03, 2020 05:44 PM (XEfKE)
besides keeping your mask on you should avoid kissing, as well as any oral-to-anal act, and anything that involves semen or urine. Shower before and after, and clean the space with alcohol wipes or soap.
Orgasms boost the immune system. I read that somewhere.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 03, 2020 05:39 PM (miT2W)
So that would mean a blow job is completely out of the question?
Posted by: Redneck13 at June 03, 2020 05:44 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Cascadia at June 03, 2020 05:44 PM (g1xVJ)
A new study from researchers at Harvard University says that hooking up carries some risk for transmitting COVID-19 from one partner to the other, and recommends among other practices wearing a face mask while doin it.
besides keeping your mask on you should avoid kissing, as well as any oral-to-anal act, and anything that involves semen or urine. Shower before and after, and clean the space with alcohol wipes or soap."
Wait, people still exchange fluids in the 21st century? Disgusting!
Posted by: Lenina Huxley at June 03, 2020 05:44 PM (9p+wn)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 03, 2020 05:44 PM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 03, 2020 05:44 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2020 05:45 PM (L2ZTs)
When to I start emptying my bank accounts?
Because I'm kinda starting to think about cleaning them out except for a couple grand in each. Turning those ones and zeros into things that exist.
Posted by: Vanya at June 03, 2020 05:43 PM (BAsqb)
Banks are still useful for bill paying.
Keep a couple of grand in cash on hand. And a pistol. What you can't get with one, you can get with the other if you really, really need to.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 03, 2020 05:45 PM (l4C/z)
Posted by: rhomboid at June 03, 2020 05:45 PM (El6T/)
401Ks
SEP/IRAs
Bank Accounts
mattresses
the bond has broken
and the toothpaste will never go back into the tube
Posted by: REDACTED at June 03, 2020 05:45 PM (JgrP5)
12 Gauge, 00 Buck.
Posted by: Redneck13 at June 03, 2020 05:35 PM (NgKpN)
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Some people recommend the slightly smaller #4 Buckshot.
If you cannot get buckshot or slugs, get the biggest shot you can find, like BB or BBB.
Posted by: rd at June 03, 2020 05:45 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: El Kabong
the people I share these with are always like "Who is this El Kabong guy"?
Posted by: ace at June 03, 2020 05:39 PM (PbpT7)
He's a man of mystery! Well....a horse of mystery
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 03, 2020 05:44 PM (l4C/z)
Only Quickdraw McGraw knows for sure!
Posted by: Redneck13 at June 03, 2020 05:45 PM (NgKpN)
No. It is not. At least, inside of 35 yards or so (shot size dependent).
Get close enough and it is ALL a slug.
Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 05:38 PM (PneIX)
When I was about 11, dad took me and a cousin to the woods and found a freshly cut tree that was laying on the ground. The area was being logged.
He told me to take the 870, walk about 30 feet, and shoot it into the open face of the fir tree.
Instant education was the result of the cratered hole the birdshot created.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 03, 2020 05:45 PM (sy5kK)
students be given leniency on finals because they are too busy fighting
for [their] rights to sit down and study. The university is advising
professors to do just that.
When black students and up being less educated than other students and hobbled as a result, they'll cry racism again, only that they will forget the racism is theirs.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at June 03, 2020 05:45 PM (9hauA)
I forwarded to a bunch of friends.
Posted by: Eeyore at June 03, 2020 05:46 PM (ZbwAu)
lol do they think doing this will make them not Evil?
how silly of them! they are still GUILTY
Posted by: SorryBlackOrchid at June 03, 2020 05:46 PM (j9HX3)
No. It is not. At least, inside of 35 yards or so (shot size dependent).
Get close enough and it is ALL a slug.
Posted by: garrett
The #4 Birdshot from 7 yards can really fuck shit up (as I just saw on Paul Herrrel's video ).
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 03, 2020 05:46 PM (Qpsm0)
Posted by: browndog at June 03, 2020 05:43 PM (BgMrQ)
Or if you don't eat your meat. You behind the bike shed
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 03, 2020 05:46 PM (lczh+)
Posted by: runner at June 03, 2020 05:38 PM (zr5Kq)
Yep
Posted by: grammie winger at June 03, 2020 05:39 PM (lwiT4)
I've been seeing a lot of parallels between the insurrection here and several Palestinian intifadahs. How they started, were carried out. I also remembered that Donald Trump submitted a ME plan that they say is biased toward Israel, gives permission to "annex WB". Circles in circles. There is more that one hand that is moving recent events.
Posted by: runner at June 03, 2020 05:46 PM (zr5Kq)
Navy does.
Posted by: Redneck13 at June 03, 2020 05:42 PM (NgKpN)
So does the Marine Corps. My point was, of course it causes respiratory problems IT'S FUCKING GAS. If it didn't, it wouldn't be any fucking good, would it?
Posted by: Vanya at June 03, 2020 05:46 PM (BAsqb)
Yep. It should be tied to a thin rope and utilized as a drift anchor.
Never let you down. 100% Guaranteed.
You want a shotgun that works like that, as a gun?
You should buy an 870.
Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 05:46 PM (PneIX)
Has he been showing up at these protests or is he just a cowardly attention-whoring little bitch?
Posted by: Cave Johnson at June 03, 2020 05:47 PM (z4SrG)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 03, 2020 05:47 PM (l4C/z)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2020 05:47 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: DJ3way at June 03, 2020 05:47 PM (bhPL1)
Posted by: Redneck13 at June 03, 2020 05:35 PM (NgKpN)
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Some people recommend the slightly smaller #4 Buckshot.
If you cannot get buckshot or slugs, get the biggest shot you can find, like BB or BBB.
Posted by: rd at June 03, 2020 05:45 PM (+0uDE)
12 gauge 00 Buck is essentially shooting 9 rounds .33 inch in size, at once.
Posted by: Redneck13 at June 03, 2020 05:47 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Yo! at June 03, 2020 05:47 PM (d1KjJ)
Anyone want to bet?
Posted by: An Observation at June 03, 2020 05:47 PM (uqLTH)
Not that facts, logic, reality any longer have any place in discussions of any serious topics with an American Dumbed Down Beyond Recognition - And Now Proving It.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 03, 2020 05:48 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: DJ3way
*snif*snif* I think they've got a head start on that, chief.
Posted by: Brother Tim at June 03, 2020 05:48 PM (OUMaO)
I have Y2K ammo on the shelf
Posted by: Yo! at June 03, 2020 05:47 PM (d1KjJ)
The best time to get a gun, ammo and training was years ago.
The second best time is now, before you need it hopefully
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 03, 2020 05:48 PM (l4C/z)
Those guys got to shoot one of the 870s I keep laying around in the bed of my truck.
...for Mossberg owners.
Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 05:49 PM (PneIX)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 03, 2020 05:41 PM (dUJdY)
Jewells, I'm sure that you already know this, but the Frontier Justice off of Strother Road is great. Ask for Caleb.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at June 03, 2020 05:49 PM (dmYb7)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 03, 2020 05:49 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 03, 2020 05:45 PM (l4C/z)
Yeah, I wasn't talking about going full off grid or anything. I just can't shake the feeling like things are getting somewhat wobbly.
Posted by: Vanya at June 03, 2020 05:49 PM (BAsqb)
50,000 of us are MURDERED EVERY DAY!!!!!!!! Silence = Violence!!!!!
Posted by: dumpsterfire at June 03, 2020 05:49 PM (zQZJU)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 03, 2020 05:49 PM (r+sAi)
Begun, the Remington vs Mossberg wars have
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 03, 2020 05:47 PM (l4C/z)
which one is more racist? I want that one...well I have an 870...so does Heidi.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 03, 2020 05:49 PM (XEfKE)
Posted by: rhomboid at June 03, 2020 05:49 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 03, 2020
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The university should be saying, "You don't pass finals, you fail and are expelled. End of discussion. Oh, you don't like that? You're expelled. End of discussion."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 03, 2020 05:49 PM (rpbg1)
students be given leniency on finals because they are too busy fighting
for [their] rights to sit down and study. The university is advising
professors to do just that.
I just thought of something that solves alot of things they are asking for and saves a fuckton of money. Just give them college degrees. There is their free education and no college loans. Here ya go, this piece of paper says your smart, no go get that job!
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 03, 2020 05:43 PM (r
Hey, as long as you can program your computer to login to your remote classroom and display the avatar you identify as, well, that should allow plenty of time to fat fur yur rats.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 03, 2020 05:50 PM (e1mEI)
Sadly, I'm relegated to puny Shot Shells. I don't know first-hand how effective they would be as a "crowd pleaser," but I did just watch a couple of vids. Not very effective.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 03, 2020 05:50 PM (Qpsm0)
ACCOUNT.
Because Trump's twitter account is just not who we are!
Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at June 03, 2020 05:50 PM (NVYyb)
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Garrett had a failure with a Mossberg 500, so he's got a thing about them. They're great shotguns, especially when cost is taken into consideration.
Jewells, if you want a basic home defense shotgun on a budget, the Mossberg Maverick 88 is hard to beat for $200. There are lots of reviews on YT.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 03, 2020 05:50 PM (sWM8x)
Buy whatever you want, but I can tell you that I have never hunted with a Mossberg through a full season, nor has anyone I have ever hunted with.
They just fall apart.
Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 05:50 PM (PneIX)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 03, 2020 05:45 PM (l4C/z)
Yeah, I wasn't talking about going full off grid or anything. I just can't shake the feeling like things are getting somewhat wobbly.
Posted by: Vanya at June 03, 2020 05:49 PM (BAsqb)
Well, take it out now. If things relax (ha ha, I know), you can put it back in.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 03, 2020 05:50 PM (l4C/z)
Posted by: Cascadia at June 03, 2020 05:44 PM (g1xVJ)
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His voters are the wrong kind of people, the kind that the virus will attack and then spread to everyone else. Don't believe me? Just ask a "scientist".
Which reminds me, where are Drs Fauci and Birx?
Posted by: Decaf at June 03, 2020 05:50 PM (xarPm)
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If only there were some way to point out to BLM that antifa seems pretty white.
Posted by: Methos at June 03, 2020 05:50 PM (kOpft)
Anyone want to bet?
Posted by: An Observation at June 03, 2020 05:47 PM (uqLTH)
I'm willing to be that there won't be any measurable increase at all, much less a "spike", since this whole virus scare was a fraud from the start.
People under 60, unless they have serious health conditions like diabetes or obesity, are basically immune. Always have been. It was idiocy to tell any of them that they needed to be locked up.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 03, 2020 05:50 PM (Kpl3J)
-The federal government agencies, programs, budgets, etc, will be cut by 75 percent.
- The new government, in Trump City, will be located at Kearney Nebraska.
- No current government employee will be allowed in the new government nor in Trump City unless they are being tried.
- No politician who has served more than one term will be allowed in Trump City unless as outlined in preceding.
- The senate will be appointed by individual states and congress will meet by phone conference verified to originate from their homes.
Feedback or additions welcome.
Posted by: Eromero at June 03, 2020 05:51 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 03, 2020 05:51 PM (UjxYw)
You forget the grading curve Obama lived by.
Clean and articulate, no Negro dialect. Best ever!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 03, 2020 05:51 PM (oVJmc)
When I guided Bird Hunts 90+% of the in-field gun failures were Mossbergs.
Those guys got to shoot one of the 870s I keep laying around in the bed of my truck.
...for Mossberg owners.
Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 05:49 PM (PneIX)
Plus Mossberg is a Joo gun.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 03, 2020 05:51 PM (XEfKE)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 03, 2020 05:44 PM (XEfKE)
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I was afraid for my family's lives.
I shot to stop him. (Never say kill, never)
And if he turns and runs away, STOP!!!
If others run away, make sure the police know you didn't shoot them after they ran.
Point out tools, weapons, evidence they left.
Then shut up, tell them you need a lawyer, and if necessary hyperventilate and say your chest and left arm hurt. I need to talk to my LAWYER! And Shut up!
Posted by: rd at June 03, 2020 05:51 PM (+0uDE)
Beaches?
Outdoor concerts?
Parks?
MLB?
Looting?
Just stay outside of the buildings.
Posted by: Golfman at June 03, 2020 05:51 PM (6KTo6)
Funny, I got the virtue signaling email today from Best Buy. I made sure to unsubscribe from their crap immediately.
Posted by: Defenestratus at June 03, 2020 05:51 PM (9V81o)
Posted by: Vanya at June 03, 2020 05:49 PM (BAsqb)
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My wife and I keep cash and other valuables at home, just in case.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 03, 2020 05:52 PM (WEBkv)
-The federal government agencies, programs, budgets, etc, will be cut by 75 percent.
- The new government, in Trump City, will be located at Kearney Nebraska.
- No current government employee will be allowed in the new government nor in Trump City unless they are being tried.
- No politician who has served more than one term will be allowed in Trump City unless as outlined in preceding.
- The senate will be appointed by individual states and congress will meet by phone conference verified to originate from their homes.
Feedback or additions welcome.
Posted by: Eromero at June 03, 2020 05:51 PM (XhWtx)
You would need more extensive powers than the President has to do that.
Posted by: Someguy at June 03, 2020 05:52 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 03, 2020 05:49 PM (rpbg1)
University: Was George Floyd your dad, granddad, brother?
Black student: No.
University: LOL get stuffed.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at June 03, 2020 05:52 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: kallisto at June 03, 2020 05:52 PM (+8Yuj)
Posted by: Methos at June 03, 2020 05:50 PM (kOpft)
Look at the day time marches.
Half of them are white.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 03, 2020 05:52 PM (UjxYw)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 03, 2020 05:41 PM (dUJdY)
Mossberg 500 series pump 12 ga. A 500 or a 590.
Easy to operate, won't jam like a semi-auto, low cost, many sized barrels and options, and the top tang safety works for both left handed and right handed shooters.
And there is no other sound in the darkness like a Mossberg pump shotgun getting racked.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 03, 2020 05:52 PM (sy5kK)
https://tinyurl.com/yda85drk
Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at June 03, 2020 05:53 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: rd at June 03, 2020 05:53 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: rhomboid at June 03, 2020 05:53 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 03, 2020 05:53 PM (UWqZJ)
I'm sorry I started the Remington/Mossburg war
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 03, 2020 05:53 PM (dUJdY)
From triggers, to safety mechs to actions.
Pieces in your hand and no gun to shoot. Never seen an 870 fail. Not once.
Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 05:53 PM (PneIX)
Posted by: kallisto at June 03, 2020 05:52 PM (+8Yuj)
A. This is a good time to learn
B. The sight of a shotgun is a decent deterrent.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 03, 2020 05:53 PM (l4C/z)
Posted by: aelfheld at June 03, 2020 05:54 PM (IxDhF)
Imagine there's no leadership,
It's easy if you try...
Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2020 05:54 PM (Eicbe)
necessary hyperventilate and say your chest and left arm hurt. I need
to talk to my LAWYER! And Shut up!
Posted by: rd at June 03, 2020 05:51 PM (+0uDE)
Thanks for the advice.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 03, 2020 05:54 PM (XEfKE)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at June 03, 2020 05:54 PM (Dhht7)
A. This is a good time to learn
B. The sight of a shotgun is a decent deterrent.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 03, 2020 05:53 PM (l4C/z)
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The zombies in Doom never learn, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 03, 2020 05:54 PM (UWqZJ)
My limited knowledge is you just point in the general direction.
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 03, 2020 05:54 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Fortcoins at June 03, 2020 05:54 PM (1vIuC)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at June 03, 2020 05:54 PM (0OmEj)
Looks like shopping time.
870 barrels can be bought and shipped to your door in a matter of a day.
Buy a nice slug barrel. They are compact and a 12 ga slug is a vicious thing.
Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 05:25 PM (PneIX)
You already have a good gun, just buy another barrel like garrett says.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 03, 2020 05:55 PM (sy5kK)
Call her and tell her to have her husband teach her right now, and go shooting soonest.
You should learn too.
Posted by: rd at June 03, 2020 05:55 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: REDACTED at June 03, 2020 05:55 PM (JgrP5)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 03, 2020 05:51 PM (XEfKE)
Why always a pump?
Never had my semi-auto FTF.
Posted by: Golfman at June 03, 2020 05:55 PM (6KTo6)
Garrett,
What about Bernellis and Winchesters?
Posted by: rd at June 03, 2020 05:53 PM (+0uDE)
No Italians!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 03, 2020 05:55 PM (XEfKE)
Posted by: rd at June 03, 2020 05:51 PM (+0uDE)
Isn't there a national organization that will automatically provide a support and a lawyer?
National Law Shield?
Posted by: Braenyard at June 03, 2020 05:55 PM (UjxYw)
Posted by: rhomboid at June 03, 2020 05:56 PM (El6T/)
If only there were some way to point out to BLM that antifa seems pretty white.
Posted by: Methos
They both probably assume that they can use the other to achieve their ends until no longer deemed useful.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 03, 2020 05:56 PM (aKsyK)
I'm gonna' get me a shotgun and kill all the whities I see.
When I kill me the whities I see,
Then, Whitie, he won't bother me.
I'm gonna' get me a shotgun and kill all the whities I see.
Posted by: Mostly Peaceful Protestor at June 03, 2020 05:56 PM (Eicbe)
So . . . lead instead of tear gas. Got it.
Posted by: aelfheld at June 03, 2020 05:56 PM (IxDhF)
I completely believe this bullshit has been planned since the beginning. Enjoy losing all that money NC. Dicks.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 03, 2020 05:56 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: Yo! at June 03, 2020 05:56 PM (d1KjJ)
If that's .40, fine. But you can get .40 performance out of 9mm +P or +P+.
If it's .380, also fine. Ball .380 will do the job if you can't afford expensive Underwood ammo.
Hip carry, I go with either 9mm JHP or a .45 shooting 230 grain ball. I've got pistols that will both shoot accurately with either.
Doesn't matter. Pistols are not rifles. Get something reliable and accurate for you.
Lucky Gunner has data on a bunch of different self-defense ammo.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5dfs4ma
Most .380 ammo either under penetrates or over penetrates. Over penetration usually means it didn't expand much or at all.
88 Grain JHP - Remington HTP is the notable exception.
For .40, 180 gr BJHP - Remington Ultimate Defense has great expansion and penetration depth is in the goldylocks zone.
Of course, all of this is for human targets which are not behind barriers.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 03, 2020 05:56 PM (UW2ZS)
effective they would be as a "crowd pleaser," but I did just watch a
couple of vids. Not very effective.
There was a 12 year old kid in Alaska who killed a charging Kodiak bear with a .410 pump loaded with bird shot. You simply have to be a little closer to your target for that stuff to work.
Posted by: An Observation at June 03, 2020 05:56 PM (uqLTH)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 03, 2020 05:56 PM (x29ff)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 03, 2020 05:50 PM (sWM8x)
Concur. My Maverick 88 is a superb home defense weapon, and for the price, I want to get at least one more to place in different parts of the house. Keep 'er clean she'll never fail.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Mask-less at June 03, 2020 05:56 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 03, 2020 05:57 PM (oVJmc)
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Same here. I keep Remington LE reduced recoil 00 buck in mine. You lose one pellet, but I think the recoil reduction is worth it.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 03, 2020 05:57 PM (sWM8x)
Benellis are nice guns and I believe for a while Franchis were built by the same company, but I have not kept up on who owns what and where it is built these days
I shoot a browning, mostly. Or a few vintage Double Barrels. But I ALWAYS have at least one 870 in my rigs. They are simply the most reliable shotgun I havev ever come across.
BTW - I also had a Savage that was the scariest gun I have ever owned. That thing had fangs. Eventually I had to give it to a gunsmith friend as it had tried to bite me too many times.
Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 05:57 PM (PneIX)
"His voters are the wrong kind of people, the kind that the virus will attack and then spread to everyone else. Don't believe me? Just ask a "scientist".
Which reminds me, where are Drs Fauci and Birx?"
Trump needs to announce his supporters are naturally immune and will be putting on two or three dozen rallies over the next few months. It wouldn't be any less ludicrous than the lies the Left told.
Drs. Fauci and Birx probably have cashed out and retreated to New Zealand.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 03, 2020 05:57 PM (puu6v)
They've DEFINITELY declared war on YOU. And they want you DEAD.
Posted by: Jonah Kyle at June 03, 2020 05:57 PM (SH7Tr)
Plus Mossberg is a Joo gun.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 03, 2020 05:51 PM (XEfKE)
Why always a pump?
Never had my semi-auto FTF.
Posted by: Golfman at June 03, 2020 05:55 PM (6KTo6)
MossBERG....get it. MossBERG.....? MossSTEIN doesn't work. Mossawitz? Huh.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 03, 2020 05:57 PM (XEfKE)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 03, 2020 05:57 PM (nFRLh)
Posted by: rhomboid at June 03, 2020 05:53 PM (El6T/)
For a new or smaller user wouldn't a 20 be OK?
Posted by: Braenyard at June 03, 2020 05:57 PM (UjxYw)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at June 03, 2020 05:58 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at June 03, 2020 05:58 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 03, 2020 05:58 PM (Ei5/T)
AND THEN THE MOCKOFF BEGINS.
Guy ran away claiming that the discussion "dissolved" into "pigeon chess."
And then, I had some fun.
That's species-ist. Woe is me. Will this oppression never end?
I identify as a pigeon, and you and your kind have oppressed me for far too long.
I demand that you get down on one knee, renounce your human privilege (in pidgin, of course), and pay reparations in the sum of one hundred pounds of bird seed per month, or me and my pigeon-kind will relentlessly bomb you and your vehicles until you submit to my superior pigeon adversities.
Deal?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 03, 2020 05:58 PM (KnJdm)
https://tinyurl.com/y8bo4ghg
Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at June 03, 2020 05:58 PM (xU7mE)
Posted by: Riot Groupie at June 03, 2020 05:58 PM (r4jId)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 03, 2020 05:59 PM (dUJdY)
B. The sight of a shotgun is a decent deterrent.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 03, 2020 05:53 PM (l4C/z)
Yeah, its like my .45s
My Sig? When you hear it slide home, is intimidating.
Don't get that with my Single Action Uberti.
But from a safe to a fire condition? from a holster?
My Single Action is a whole lot faster.
Posted by: Redneck13 at June 03, 2020 05:59 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2020 05:59 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: aelfheld at June 03, 2020 05:59 PM (IxDhF)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 03, 2020 05:59 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at June 03, 2020 05:59 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 03, 2020 05:49 PM (aKsyK)
Beat me to it...
Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at June 03, 2020 06:00 PM (p0pYQ)
I completely believe this bullshit has been planned since the beginning. Enjoy losing all that money NC. Dicks.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 03, 2020 05:56 PM (AFSld)
He picked NC to help push it over the line.
His pick will be a needy state.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 03, 2020 06:00 PM (UjxYw)
Honestly, I'm sick of this talking point. I've seen plenty of videos of idiot perps charging at a cop with a knife in their hands even as they're being shot at.
If the sound of incoming rounds doesn't deter that guy, a shotgun ka-chunk isn't doing squat.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 03, 2020 06:00 PM (UW2ZS)
Sadly, I'm relegated to puny Shot Shells. I don't know first-hand how effective they would be as a "crowd pleaser," but I did just watch a couple of vids. Not very effective.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 03, 2020 05:50 PM (Qpsm0)
Deer slugs for interpersonal. Buckshot for area supression.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 03, 2020 06:00 PM (e1mEI)
Never owned an 870 so no comment but the 590 is good.
Posted by: Vanya at June 03, 2020 06:00 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 03, 2020 06:00 PM (lcQJG)
Posted by: rhomboid at June 03, 2020 06:00 PM (El6T/)
Just got an email that DoorDash is sending $500k to BLM. Bye bye DD!
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2020 05:59 PM (L2ZTs)
AirbnB I heard.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 03, 2020 06:00 PM (XEfKE)
Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 06:00 PM (PneIX)
Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at June 03, 2020 06:00 PM (p0pYQ)
It takes a lot but when I blow up, nobody wants to be near. Previously, I just fired a lot of people, evicted many, or ended business/suppliers relationships.
Now it will be different. I could never understand why people would push me to the brink and then BOOM!!!
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 03, 2020 06:01 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Jonah Kyle at June 03, 2020 06:01 PM (SH7Tr)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 03, 2020 06:01 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Eromero at June 03, 2020 05:51 PM (XhWtx)
Amend the Constitution to require voters are taxpayers. Even if they collect a pension or SS, they need to either pay taxes equivalent to more than an ounce of gold, or contribute the same to the treasury for four Calendar years consecutively.
Not a fixed dollar amount, an amount of gold or silver.
Posted by: rd at June 03, 2020 06:01 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: hogmartin at June 03, 2020
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Seconded. Raisins to me look like little wingless flies in my cereal or (God help us all) bagels.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 03, 2020 06:01 PM (rpbg1)
Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 06:01 PM (PneIX)
Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at June 03, 2020 06:00 PM (p0pYQ)==
Check out JandG sales.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 03, 2020 06:02 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at June 03, 2020 05:58 PM (Dhht7)
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Just fooling around. No trolling intended.
Posted by: aelfheld at June 03, 2020 06:02 PM (IxDhF)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 03, 2020 05:59 PM (oVJmc)
i laughed Peebs.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 03, 2020 06:02 PM (XEfKE)
Posted by: Natasha at June 03, 2020 06:02 PM (hbrUW)
Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at June 03, 2020 06:00 PM (p0pYQ)
Bud's Gun Shop
Gunbroker
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 03, 2020 06:02 PM (l4C/z)
Posted by: Eromero
legislators voting for tax increases must give up a good faith thumb
Posted by: x at June 03, 2020 06:03 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 06:03 PM (PneIX)
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I think so, but as with everything involving guns, many people would disagree.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 03, 2020 06:03 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 03, 2020 06:04 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 06:04 PM (PneIX)
When to I start emptying my bank accounts?
Because I'm kinda starting to think about cleaning them out except for a couple grand in each. Turning those ones and zeros into things that exist.
Posted by: Vanya at June 03, 2020 05:43 PM (BAsqb)
EVERYONE should have a few hundred in $1's and 5's somewhere in the house, right next to the water, food, and ammo stashes. You won't get any change in a havoc situation if you give someone a $20 from the ATM machine.
It won't ever go stale, and if everything gets sunny again, you can spend it.
It's not like you are getting any interest from the bank.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 03, 2020 06:04 PM (sy5kK)
Deal?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 03, 2020
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They're already bombing my car. How about this counteroffer? We use a flamethrower, and the wild dogs feast on roast pigeons?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 03, 2020 06:04 PM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 03, 2020 06:01 PM (pw+jk)
Please get some help. We all feel the same. Talk it out.
Find someone to help you talk it out, and find a constructive outlet. Make a positive portion of your live better. Help a friend make their life better.
Posted by: rd at June 03, 2020 06:05 PM (+0uDE)
B. The sight of a shotgun is a decent deterrent.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 03, 2020 05:53 PM (l4C/z)
Yeah, its like my .45s
My Sig? When you hear it slide home, is intimidating.
Don't get that with my Single Action Uberti.
But from a safe to a fire condition? from a holster?
My Single Action is a whole lot faster.
Posted by: Redneck13 at June 03, 2020 05:59 PM (NgKpN)
With the Bugaloo and crowds, I really want fast reloading. I can reload my CZ, XD or Glocks without too much conscious thought.
But I do love the look and feel of my Ruger Vaquero
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 03, 2020 06:06 PM (l4C/z)
a budget, the Mossberg Maverick 88 is hard to beat for $200. There are
lots of reviews on YT.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 03, 2020 05:50 PM (sWM8x)
Concur. My Maverick 88 is a superb home defense weapon, and for the
price, I want to get at least one more to place in different parts of
the house. Keep 'er clean she'll never fail.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Mask-less at June 03, 2020 05:56 PM (x8Wzq)
==Went shooting trall with some buddies and took the challenge of using a self defense shotgun versus their high end over/unders.
I shot even with a Maverick with them. I know, spread and all but that was the deal.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 03, 2020 06:08 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2020 06:08 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 03, 2020 05:41 PM (dUJdY)
Jewells, I'm sure that you already know this, but the Frontier Justice off of Strother Road is great. Ask for Caleb.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at June 03, 2020 05:49 PM (dmYb7)
Jewels has her own firearms expert and store down the road a ways?
Take all the moron shotgun wars stuff from us morons, print it out, and show it to this expert.
It will make his day. I promise you, he will be your instant friend.
And after he stops laughing, he will work with you to get you the one that is perfect for you.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 03, 2020 06:12 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2020 06:08 PM (L2ZTs)
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No idea.
Posted by: The Rat while whistling innocently
at June 03, 2020 06:12 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Anti-Antifa at June 03, 2020 06:12 PM (N2tT1)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 03, 2020 06:00 PM (e1mEI)
NO! It is not an area weapon. Buckshot shoots a narrow cone of shot, and there are only like nine or twelve shot total. At 25 yards, the pattern will only be 18 or so inches in diameter. That is a vey small target.
Try it out. Bring a large target to your range and try it.
Posted by: rd at June 03, 2020 06:12 PM (+0uDE)
garrett, my late dad always brought his 870 as a back-up, when his 1100 jammed and the big flock flew over.
But we didn't go hungry, because of my Mossberg 500 (I bought at 12 years old, with the money I earned picking berries). And our dog knew who dropped those ducks.
When we would go pheasant hunting in the afternoons after the ducks quit flying, the dog always hung by me, not dad.
Very smart dog.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 03, 2020 06:15 PM (sy5kK)
Please get some help. We all feel the same. Talk it out.
Find someone to help you talk it out, and find a constructive
outlet. Make a positive portion of your live better. Help a friend
make their life better.
Posted by: rd at June 03, 2020 06:05 PM (+0uDE)
==
Thanks. I've been that way for a long time. I take the shit then get pissed.
But hey, that is why I created my first company. It was to put my former company out of business which I did. THen started two other comanies that were very successful.
I should let people know sooner that they are pissing me off but I'm working on it.
I appreciate your concern.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 03, 2020 06:16 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 03, 2020 05:47 PM (l4C/z)
Are there riots in the Red cities yet?
Because the Blue cities have no idea what we are talking about.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 03, 2020 06:19 PM (sy5kK)
Yellow supremacy is a lethal public health issue that predates and contributes to COVID-19.
SCIENCE!
Posted by: Glenn John at June 03, 2020 06:22 PM (LilNs)
The moss burg safety is in the wrong place
Posted by: Yo! at June 03, 2020 05:56 PM (d1KjJ)
Obviously, you are not left-handed.
Try operating an 870 safety being left-handed.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 03, 2020 06:24 PM (sy5kK)
NO! It is not an area weapon. Buckshot shoots a narrow cone of shot, and there are only like nine or twelve shot total. At 25 yards, the pattern will only be 18 or so inches in diameter. That is a vey small target.
Try it out. Bring a large target to your range and try it.
Posted by: rd at June 03, 2020 06:12 PM
Okay, okay. I was thinking long distance with a single weapon. Hauling a 12 lb bronze Napoleon is a lot of work.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 03, 2020 06:28 PM (e1mEI)
Large gatherings are OK as long as you are smashing shit and somebody is getting their ass kicked.
So our annual family reunion is a go next week.
Posted by: Mongo at June 03, 2020 08:11 PM (23TvB)
These riots are all teed up by the left and are ready to go when they decide.
I wonder how many other 'trigger' events there were in the last couple of months while we were locked down.
And I'd like to compare that info to the polling on how the lockdowns were affecting Democrat politicians.
Because I suspect the DNC and media could have triggered these riots any time they wanted, and that as soon as the support for the Democrat lockdowns went negative they used the next event which happened to be George Floyd to start the media driven rioting.
Posted by: Mongo at June 03, 2020 08:18 PM (23TvB)
Posted by: Nikola's Notion at June 04, 2020 07:33 AM (hrHLc)
Stealing 70 luxury cars is NOT combatting racism it is contributing to our prison populations.
Wake up America!
Democrats are trying to overthrow the greatest Country in the world
Posted by: JKM at June 04, 2020 08:15 AM (lXFwi)
The looters are now addicted to free stuff, they will NOT go back to paying for stuff again.From now on only deplorables and whites will have to pay for increasingly more expensive goods due to looting, socialism for a percentage of the population is now in effect.Welcome to the new world order.It's gonna cost you.
Posted by: obsidian at June 04, 2020 12:06 PM (7+yqP)
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