Latest "Right Wing Dog Whistle" the Media Are Wetting Themselves Over: Hawaiian Shirts

Oooh, scary. Obviously, Hawaiian shirts are the preferred casual wear of neo-Nazis. Heinrich Himmler commissioned the design of the first Hawaiian shirts for use as camouflage when invading jungles filled with parrots and flamingos.

The media is having a serious conniption over Hawaiian shirts today.

Washington Post: "White Men Wearing Hawaiian Shirts Carrying Guns Add Volatile New Element to Protests." Note the original headline specified "White Men," as you can tell from the URL (https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/
2020/06/03/white-men-wearings-hawaiian-shirts
-carrying-guns-add-volatile-new-element-floyd-protests/).

They've now deleted the "White" from the headline, I guess because they realized that an article claiming to decry racism shouldn't smear an entire race in its headline. That makes the game a little too obvious.

A Tampa television reporter was broadcasting live from protests last weekend when two young men in Hawaiian shirts moved in front of the camera and began chanting the name of an obscure white nationalist slogan, drowning out protesters shouting "No Justice, No Peace!"

The incident was one of a growing number in which far-right extremists who once organized mainly online have been inserting themselves into the real-world protests roiling much of the nation, sowing confusion about the nature of the protests and seeking attention for their causes.

They’ve appeared, sometimes carrying assault rifles, at protests in Minneapolis, Salt Lake City, Dallas, Atlanta, Philadelphia and dozens of other cities, often wearing Hawaiian shirts -- a seemingly goofy uniform that, within the ranks of their movement, signals adherence to a violent, divisive, anti-government ideology.

You know, there are some people doing more than "signal adherence to a violent, divisive, anti-government ideology." You know, like your extremist leftist terrorist allies who are burning things down and attacking citizens defending their property with intent to kill and murdering black federal agents and police officers.


Note that the crime these people stand charged with is the crime of "Appearing" places. The Washington Post is now criminalizing "Appearing" places, while it continues to ignore or even defend -- or even praise -- actual crimes such as looting, arson, rioting, and deadly assault perpetrated by their antifa allies.

But they'll rope the "right wing" into this, by noting that, sometimes, insidiously, they "Appear" places.

And sometimes they "signal."

That makes them worse than the firebugs and actual murderers of antifa and BLM.

Esquire is similarly aquiver: In the subhed, they insert the "White" smear that the Washington Post scrubbed:


Wondering why so many heavily armed white guys are rocking hibiscus print? The reason is exactly as fucked up as you'd expect.

Is there any other race in America we are permitted to smear and accuse in such a cavalier and casual way? Of course not. But, these are White Devils we're talking about. Complete degradation using hateful racism is permitted, nay, demanded.

It's maddening to consider, but it's only been a month since a bunch of folks who now seem to believe that police brutality is a reasonable response to peaceful protest got their underthings in a twist and took to city squares across the country--guns slung over their shoulders or cradled in their arms--to publicly whinge about being unable to get a haircut.

Speaking of that: Why is the coronavirus lockdown now cancelled? It seems to be cancelled merely because the left found it to be inconvenient with their rioting schedule.

Also known as "Leftist Church."

Nevertheless, it's true. And if you were paying attention to those demonstrations, you may have noticed a contingent of those 2A types wearing an unlikely garment: the Hawaiian shirt.

Ridiculous as it may seem, that's no coincidence. In fact, all those aloha prints are designed to send a very clear message to folks with the right set of references: I am hoping for a second Civil War. Chilling? Fuck yes. But confounding, too.

You know who is explicitly attempting to provoke a violent revolution? That's right-- antifa admits this is their goal. They laugh at neoliberal efforts to repair a system, insisting that repairs are impossible and that the system must be burned to the ground.

But once again, we see the leftwing conducting actual revolutionary violence, with their pro-terrorist media allies pretending not to notice or actively supporting their efforts, and, to divert attention, they focus laser-like on a fringe group of right-wingers who stand accused of Wanting a Revolution or Civil War.

Not with taking any effort to bring it about. Not with committing crimes in service of violent revolution.

No -- they merely Want it.

And once again: The media decides that this is obviously worse than what our violent revolutionary terrorist allies in antifa are actually doing.

"Appearing," "signalling," and "wanting" are now being criminalized into actual criminal acts while actual criminal acts --rioting, arson, looting, assassination of police and federal officials, aggravated assaults with intent to kill -- are being decriminalized down to mere "protests."


Should we deploy the military to quell these outbreaks of Appearing, Signalling, and Wanting?

At Yahoo "Life:" "Rightwing Shitheads Are Trying to Ruin Hawaiian Shirts Now."

Say, did antifa shitheads ruin black hoodies and black pants? No? They didn't?

Weird how the antifa terrorists' uniform of choice remains untainted. As if antifa were... heroes to the wimpy cowards and Keyboard Kommandos of the media who wish they had the guts to get down on to the streets and throw a brick at a cop.

Wikipedia has hastily updated its entry on the "Boogaloo Movement," those who believe in a coming civil war, by adding this:

Members sometimes identify themselves at protests by wearing Hawaiian shirts along with military fatigues.[3][4][11]

Those three citations date to May 30, May 30, and June 1.

And meanwhile, what the fuck, I'm looking on Amazon for Hawaiian shirts.

Because Fuck You.

The left isn't the only group that gets to agitate for civil war and revolution.

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Posted by: Ace at 01:02 PM




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1 I saw Ramifications open for Gentle Giant at the Tropico in '81.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 03, 2020 01:02 PM (LxTcq)

2 I'm caught in a grey glass cage of emotions.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 03, 2020 01:03 PM (LxTcq)

3 Always something.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 03, 2020 01:03 PM (L5oOX)

4 Secret entrance!

Posted by: clutch cargo at June 03, 2020 01:03 PM (8B6Ng)

5 Tommy Bahama on FBI most wanted list.

Posted by: clutch cargo at June 03, 2020 01:04 PM (8B6Ng)

6 th

Posted by: Someguy at June 03, 2020 01:04 PM (Zm+LZ)

7 Is this another /pol/ prank - the Hawaiian shirt thingy?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 03, 2020 01:04 PM (bDqIh)

8 book em Danno

Posted by: CN at June 03, 2020 01:04 PM (ONvIw)

9 Rey Spooner = Nazi

Posted by: clutch cargo at June 03, 2020 01:04 PM (8B6Ng)

10 Haven't seen anyone wearing a Hawaiian shirt since mid '70s.

Posted by: BignJames at June 03, 2020 01:04 PM (X/Pw5)

11 Hubs has lots of Hawaiian shirts. I told him to start wearing them instead of his polo shirts.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 03, 2020 01:04 PM (Ez6QX)

12 These are very serious people whom you should take very seriously.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 03, 2020 01:04 PM (UWqZJ)

13 Wiki locked out editing, so you cannot fix the idiotic "they wear hawaiian shirts" crap.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 03, 2020 01:04 PM (KZzsI)

14
I am not agitating for a civil war. I just want to be behind those that fire the last shot.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 03, 2020 01:05 PM (s2VJv)

15 Theory:



We are seeing the opening stages not of another American civil war, but of another Democratic civil war.



Discuss.
-----------
James - I have believed for many years, even while Obama was President that it was the Democratic party that was imploding - not the GOP.

Posted by: SH at June 03, 2020 01:05 PM (sX1BW)

16 > began chanting the name of an obscure white nationalist slogan, drowning out protesters shouting "No Justice, No Peace!"

Wait: so "two men" were able to "drown out" "protesters"?

How many "protesters" were there, and what kind of weak-ass punks were they that two guys could "drown them out"?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 03, 2020 01:05 PM (hKLpI)

17 Because Fuck You.

This needs to become my motto for life.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 03, 2020 01:05 PM (NWiLs)

18
2020 worse than 1919? Discuss.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2020 01:05 PM (mht8P)

19 Of FFS, must be true, I'm sitting here in a Hawaiian shirt right now!

Isn't that cultural appropriation! OMG! You know the original Hawaiian's used to wear Hawaiian shirts!


Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 03, 2020 01:05 PM (e284m)

20 I could go up and count how many Hawaiian shirts I have, but it would only make me sad. I know how many dress shirts I have. Blue and white.

Posted by: clutch cargo at June 03, 2020 01:05 PM (8B6Ng)

21 New NC poll.

Trump +3.

Approval 51%


If Biden was up anywhere near double digits he would win NC.

Posted by: Ha at June 03, 2020 01:06 PM (SJDa9)

22 Those jagoffs! Can't leave anything alone!

Posted by: Jimmy Buffet at June 03, 2020 01:06 PM (DCbsM)

23 Theory:

This is not the start of a new American civil war, this is the start of a new Democratic Party civil war.

Discuss.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 03, 2020 01:06 PM (UWqZJ)

24 Just got my "Be Better Crackers" [pouty disapproving look] email from Best Buy. Can I just buy a fucking router without a fucking lecture assholes?

Posted by: banana Dream at June 03, 2020 01:06 PM (l6b3d)

25 Now, why Hawaiian shirts?

Could there be any easily found clothing that is the EXACT OPPOSITE of the all black Antifa uniform?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 03, 2020 01:06 PM (NgKpN)

26 I just think a bunch of big Hawaiian guys are going to be mighty confused that they are now white supremacists is all

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 03, 2020 01:06 PM (KZzsI)

27 I commented about this Monday.

4chan/8chan/reddit own gaslight libs, libs scream "IT'S A THING!" and then here we are.

I am told that THOUSANDS of people at the VCDA Rally Day in Richmond were wearing Hawaiian shirts.

I was there. They weren't.

Posted by: blaster at June 03, 2020 01:07 PM (ZfRYq)

28 Wear Hawiaan shirts *all the time think it's time to purchase some bright new one's.


*I don't wear 'em up in the country.
They don't do that.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 03, 2020 01:07 PM (eF1II)

29 21 New NC poll.

Trump +3.

Approval 51%


If Biden was up anywhere near double digits he would win NC.
Posted by: Ha at June 03, 2020 01:06 PM (SJDa9)


Gallup sez if an incumbent is above 50%, he's a lock.

For whatever that is worth.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 03, 2020 01:07 PM (s2VJv)

30 What's this obscure white nationalist slogan that this battalion-strength mass of two alleged white supremacists were allegedly shouting with such superhuman volume they drowned out hundreds of other people shouting their old, tired, busted chant?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 03, 2020 01:07 PM (NWiLs)

31
Haven't seen anyone wearing a Hawaiian shirt since mid '70s.

Posted by: BignJames at June 03, 2020 01:04 PM (X/Pw5)


Thursdays were Hawaiian shirt day at my office. Guess the HR types will put an end to that.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2020 01:07 PM (mht8P)

32 24 Just got my "Be Better Crackers" [pouty disapproving look] email from Best Buy. Can I just buy a fucking router without a fucking lecture assholes?
Posted by: banana Dream at June 03, 2020 01:06 PM (l6b3d)

I don't think we're ever going to be able to buy anything ever without a lecture.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 03, 2020 01:07 PM (Ez6QX)

33 15 James - I have believed for many years, even while Obama was President that it was the Democratic party that was imploding - not the GOP.
Posted by: SH at June 03, 2020 01:05 PM (sX1BW)

===========

Their coalition has always felt weaker to me.

The binds that connected them were weaker, and more prone to breakage.

Not like the Republican Party was some unified thing, but what unified Democrats was power, but they were constantly fighting within the party for that power without ever really delivering anything.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 03, 2020 01:07 PM (UWqZJ)

34 23
Theory:



This is not the start of a new American civil war, this is the start of a new Democratic Party civil war.



Discuss
----------

I gave you my answer at comment 15.

Posted by: SH at June 03, 2020 01:07 PM (sX1BW)

35 What's that?

Hawaiian Garments?

He's Banging on that Bouncer
like a Slaveholder

Oh, that ain't working...

That's the way you do it.

Posted by: with apologies to the Knopflers at June 03, 2020 01:07 PM (svHX3)

36 21 New NC poll.

Trump +3.

Approval 51%


If Biden was up anywhere near double digits he would win NC.
Posted by: Ha at June 03, 2020 01:06 PM (SJDa9)

==========

He'd be winning TX.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 03, 2020 01:07 PM (UWqZJ)

37
I think I may be able to shed a dim light on this.


Hawaiian shirts ARE somewhat favored in the Concealed Carry community for summertime carry because

1. They arent tucked and can conceal OWB.
2. They can go go with shorts.
3. Theyre roomy.
4. The flower printing does help minimize printing.


Now.... it takes a few quantum leaps to get to REICH WING NAZIs from there.... but....

these are the same folks that deemed PBJ sammiches as racist too.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 03, 2020 01:08 PM (8XRCm)

38 > This is not the start of a new American civil war, this is the start of a new Democratic Party civil war.

Agree, except that it's been in progress for a while.

The AOC "full communist" wing has been shivving the Pelosi "pretend communist but actually just there for graft" wing for some time now.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 03, 2020 01:08 PM (hKLpI)

39 aren't these the same kind of peaceful protesters who used to yell
"No borders, no wall, no USA at all!" ?

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 03, 2020 01:08 PM (4a9Vv)

40 19 Of FFS, must be true, I'm sitting here in a Hawaiian shirt right now!

Isn't that cultural appropriation! OMG! You know the original Hawaiian's used to wear Hawaiian shirts!


Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 03, 2020 01:05 PM (e284m)

And when I was stationed there in the late 80's?

Native Hawaiians were some of the most racist people I've ever met.

They pretty much hated EVERYONE else.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 03, 2020 01:08 PM (NgKpN)

41 Now, why Hawaiian shirts?



Could there be any easily found clothing that is the EXACT OPPOSITE of the all black Antifa uniform?


Happy, non-threatening, reminder of better times.


I'm getting pissed just sitting here.

Posted by: clutch cargo at June 03, 2020 01:08 PM (8B6Ng)

42 Ace was all in for civil war, until the lefties began to run wild

Posted by: Kurt at June 03, 2020 01:08 PM (T+MrS)

43 Hawaiian shirts?


♫ ♪

Wastin' away again in MAGA riotville

Posted by: Muldoon at June 03, 2020 01:08 PM (m45I2)

44 What next? Feather boas?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 03, 2020 01:08 PM (YqDXo)

45 Tom Selleck and the 80's hardest hit.

Posted by: Paladin at June 03, 2020 01:08 PM (quX0S)

46 >>Haven't seen anyone wearing a Hawaiian shirt since mid '70s.


I have a bunch that I bought at K-Mart when they went OOB. They were like $2 each.

Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 01:08 PM (ZaGom)

47 What were the two bros chanting? I am assuming it is something ridiculous and non-racist that the press is now going to pretend is terrible... like they have with the OK sign.





It look like they are trying to make people out protecting their property to be racists in a very stupid way.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 03, 2020 01:08 PM (nAiE/)

48 38 > This is not the start of a new American civil war, this is the start of a new Democratic Party civil war.

Agree, except that it's been in progress for a while.

The AOC "full communist" wing has been shivving the Pelosi "pretend communist but actually just there for graft" wing for some time now.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 03, 2020 01:08 PM (hKLpI)

========

The messaging arm of the party is trying to push it outward as much as possible, but the action on the ground really feels like blue on blue more than anything else.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 03, 2020 01:08 PM (UWqZJ)

49 I guess I need a Hawaiian shirt or 2.

Posted by: Tuna at June 03, 2020 01:09 PM (gLRfa)

50 Let's not throw the clump of cells out with the bath water here.

Hawaiian shirts are perfectly fine worn under an appropriate robe.

Posted by: Random Hawaiian Judge No. 4 at June 03, 2020 01:09 PM (DMUuz)

51 @Romeo13 01:06
"Could there be any easily found clothing that is the EXACT OPPOSITE of the all black Antifa uniform?"

That's what I was thinking. Makes them stand out better to identify one another.

Posted by: squid_hunt at June 03, 2020 01:09 PM (B0mGw)

52 Oh gosh. Rev's in for it now. He has at least ten Hawaiian shirts that he wears all summer. Makes him feel like we're in Cancun. Now I'll have to break the news to him that he's actually a terrorist. Does this mean he has to go back to those Polo shirts? Is Ralph Lauren racist?

Posted by: grammie winger at June 03, 2020 01:09 PM (lwiT4)

53 and began chanting the name of an obscure white nationalist slogan

didn't know slogans had names. usually, you refer to a slogan by saying it rather than using its name.

Posted by: Anachronda at June 03, 2020 01:09 PM (sGtp+)

54 Wastin' away again in MAGA riotville
Posted by: Muldoon at June 03, 2020 01:08 PM (m45I2)

*snort*

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 03, 2020 01:09 PM (Ez6QX)

55 I wake up crying in fear over Hawaiian shirts. My wife and kids have to immediately give me donuts or I go into hysterics.

Posted by: Brian Stelter at June 03, 2020 01:09 PM (COzlW)

56 Hubs has lots of Hawaiian shirts. I told him to start wearing them instead of his polo shirts.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 03, 2020 01:04 PM (Ez6QX)

-----

Wait.

You're an ette???


Goddammit. How am I going to get your goatee out of my minds eye now???

Posted by: fixerupper at June 03, 2020 01:09 PM (8XRCm)

57 I'm afraid they'll becoming for wearing an onion on your belt next

Posted by: Onion Benevolent Society at June 03, 2020 01:10 PM (fpc+A)

58 They pretty much hated EVERYONE else.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 03, 2020 01:08 PM (NgKpN)


Yeah, if you've never been a haole... They all have putdowns for every race that came to live there.

Posted by: clutch cargo at June 03, 2020 01:10 PM (8B6Ng)

59
Pope Cocksucker stuck his beak in our country's business, again. Of course.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 03, 2020 01:10 PM (Qpsm0)

60 I'll believe this Hawaiian shirt thing the day Trump wears one. Which will be the day after Hillary's inauguration.

Posted by: Roy at June 03, 2020 01:10 PM (DCbsM)

61 This article is timed to sync up with JEF's speech tonite. He of course will name and shame the white supremes agitators who caused the entire Soros op to spiral dreadfully out of control.

Posted by: kallisto at June 03, 2020 01:10 PM (XMhQP)

62 Hawaiian shirts is the new Klan hood. Good to know.

In other news Obama plans on stoking racial fires today.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 03, 2020 01:10 PM (raH/0)

63

Hawaiian Punch - POW!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 03, 2020 01:10 PM (s2VJv)

64
Latest historical research shows that all slaveholders wore Hawaiian shirts.

The 23rd South Carolina regiment was known as "the Hawaiians". Fact!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2020 01:10 PM (mht8P)

65 Speaking of that: Why is the coronavirus lockdown now cancelled? It seems to be cancelled merely because the left found it to be inconvenient with their rioting schedule.



==

hmmmmm

Posted by: runner at June 03, 2020 01:10 PM (zr5Kq)

66 Can I still wear Jams?

Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 01:10 PM (svHX3)

67 All my leftwing farcebook "friends" stopped Karening people about masks and started cheering on cop killers as soon as the FNM told them to.


It is frankly terrifying.


Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2020 01:10 PM (WdocV)

68 56 Hubs has lots of Hawaiian shirts. I told him to start wearing them instead of his polo shirts.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 03, 2020 01:04 PM (Ez6QX)

-----

Wait.

You're an ette???


Goddammit. How am I going to get your goatee out of my minds eye now???
Posted by: fixerupper at June 03, 2020 01:09 PM (8XRCm)

Wait.

An ette has a goatee???

Posted by: Someguy at June 03, 2020 01:10 PM (Zm+LZ)

69 Just ordered 5 Hawaiian shirts because fuck them, WAR.

Posted by: RICO aka msm/dnc/bureaucracy/judiciary at June 03, 2020 01:10 PM (x6XkS)

70 Hawaiian shirts are racist now. I just cannot even anymore with this nonsense. And how are the average people in this country not at least starting to question why all their media says the exact same thing at the exact same time.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 03, 2020 01:10 PM (UNyae)

71 Odd; I always felt Hawaiian shirts were somewhat emasculating.

Posted by: iandeal at June 03, 2020 01:10 PM (vgGyZ)

72 23 Theory:

This is not the start of a new American civil war, this is the start of a new Democratic Party civil war.

Discuss.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 03, 2020 01:06 PM (UWqZJ)


They are desperate to start a fight. It's the last thing they have.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 03, 2020 01:10 PM (eF1II)

73 And Magnum P.I. is on the Hollywood right. Coincidence?

(Or is that "MAGAnum P.I."?)

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 03, 2020 01:10 PM (+y/Ru)

74 Their coalition has always felt weaker to me.



The binds that connected them were weaker, and more prone to breakage.

---------------

What binds them is tribalism. A powerful force, but usually not a lasting force.


The GOP is not perfect, but its base believes in some universal truths - even if the politicians do not. Freedom, liberty, rights, individualism, reason, etc.


The latter will win out in the end - not without a fight - but they will win.

Posted by: SH at June 03, 2020 01:10 PM (sX1BW)

75 I wear a Hawaiian shirt a lot on hot days, they are specifically designed to be cool and comfortable in heat. My brother brought some authentic ones home (with the buttons made from the proper Hawaiian wood, etc) last time he was on a business trip to the islands and I wore them to rags over the years.

A tank top worn under one that isn't buttoned up is especially comfy

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 03, 2020 01:10 PM (KZzsI)

76 23 Theory:

This is not the start of a new American civil war, this is the start of a new Democratic Party civil war.

Discuss.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 03, 2020 01:06 PM (UWqZJ)

The problem with that theory - I don't see anyone in the Dem party with the courage or foresight to stand against the Radicals. See Governors Walz, Pritzker, and Cuomo for examples. Oh sure, some of them talk a big game because they know they have to, but have they actually done anything besides appeasement?

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 03, 2020 01:10 PM (Kpl3J)

77 Speaking of gays, the Lyin' Hawaiian O'bama will be bloviating at 5pm today, according to Rush, who sounds great by the way.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 03, 2020 01:10 PM (DY3v8)

78 62 Hawaiian shirts is the new Klan hood. Good to know.

In other news Obama plans on stoking racial fires today.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 03, 2020 01:10 PM (raH/0)


Obama speaking means he will shit-Midas Biden into an epic defeat this November.

Fabulous!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 03, 2020 01:11 PM (s2VJv)

79 Wait.

You're an ette???


Goddammit. How am I going to get your goatee out of my minds eye now???
Posted by: fixerupper at June 03, 2020 01:09 PM (8XRCm)

Picture my 38HH rack before I got it reduced to DD.

Did that help?

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 03, 2020 01:11 PM (Ez6QX)

80 Odd; I always felt Hawaiian shirts were somewhat emasculating.

"Come over here and tell me that, haole"
--6'4 300 pound Hawaiian

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 03, 2020 01:11 PM (KZzsI)

81 Cue the Hawaiians claiming "cultural appropriation".

If you see that, point out that the "Hawaiian" shirt was actually invented by either Chinese or Japanese people (there's an argument about this...appears that Japanese Dude invented the shirt, but Chinese Dude was the first one to mass-produce and mass-market them).

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 03, 2020 01:11 PM (hKLpI)

82
I pretty sure wearing a Hawaiian shirt signals one's adherence to pineapple, hibiscus, and rum drinks.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 03, 2020 01:11 PM (wQxOB)

83 Lunatic fringe
I know you're out there
You're in hiding
And you hold your meetings
I can hear you coming
I know what you're after
We're wise to you this time (wise to you this time)
We won't let you kill the laughter

Lunatic fringe
In the twilight's last gleaming
But this is open season
But you won't get too far
'Cause you've got to blame someone
For your own confusion
We're on guard this time (on guard this time)
Against your final solution

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 03, 2020 01:11 PM (myjNJ)

84 The Babylon Bee is more legitimate news that these clowns.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 03, 2020 01:11 PM (kA3Cp)

85 Hawaiian shirt ? Check
Violence? Check
White as rice? Checkity-check

LINK: https://youtu.be/-LyBBlOkuuA

Posted by: mrp at June 03, 2020 01:11 PM (Pqytn)

86 Theory:



We are seeing the opening stages not of another American civil war, but of another Democratic civil war.



Discuss.


You're just now figuring this out? It's been obvious for years. Again, Obama's election let the hard-progressive wing of the party (the "academics") think that they no longer needed the blue-collar dems in order to win elections. Combined with the loss of over a thousand seats across all levels of government, and all you have left on the Dem side are the deep-blue seats held by the old guard, and the young radicals like AOC who aren't going to wait another decade to get power.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 03, 2020 01:11 PM (SgjGX)

87 >>>66 Can I still wear Jams?


what about Vans? Are they the casual footwear of the Civil War movement?

Posted by: ace at June 03, 2020 01:11 PM (PbpT7)

88 All this time I was wearing my Tommy Bahama shirt thinking it was just for the style and comfort, how many kneels do I need to do in order to keep them?

Posted by: JT in KC at June 03, 2020 01:11 PM (b/IoU)

89 Is this another 4chan meme?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 03, 2020 01:11 PM (oVJmc)

90 Wastin' away again in MAGA riotville



Posted by: Muldoon at June 03, 2020 01:08 PM (m45I2)

bra-vo.

Posted by: clutch cargo at June 03, 2020 01:11 PM (8B6Ng)

91 Sticking your fist in the air, shouting "Black lives matter, black power, black is beautiful, F*** white people" = not racist.
Wearing a Tommy Bahama shirt = like totally racist.

Posted by: CrustyB at June 03, 2020 01:11 PM (pxRtE)

92 68 56 Hubs has lots of Hawaiian shirts. I told him to start wearing them instead of his polo shirts.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 03, 2020 01:04 PM (Ez6QX)

-----

Wait.

You're an ette???


Goddammit. How am I going to get your goatee out of my minds eye now???
Posted by: fixerupper at June 03, 2020 01:09 PM (8XRCm)

Wait.

An ette has a goatee???
Posted by: Someguy at June 03, 2020 01:10 PM (Zm+LZ)

It's possible. Just not on the face.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 03, 2020 01:12 PM (NWiLs)

93 Is Ralph Lauren racist?

Posted by: grammie winger at June 03, 2020 01:09 PM (lwiT4)

Is he White?

Then YES.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 03, 2020 01:12 PM (NgKpN)

94 Zubaz!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 03, 2020 01:12 PM (oVJmc)

95 Cheese & Crackers. Well then again, I just visited Costco AND the liquor store while wearing an Aloha shirt while also packing concealed. Then again, that's how I roll. Fucking cocksucking liberal commies gotta commie. Good to know I'm now stereotyped by commie bigots.

Posted by: Al Swearengen at June 03, 2020 01:12 PM (UBPx0)

96 Speaking of that: Why is the coronavirus lockdown now cancelled? It
seems to be cancelled merely because the left found it to be
inconvenient with their rioting schedule.
***

I had mentioned to a few of my acquaintances that corona virus works like any other flu - it generally goes away in the summer - so a lock down into the summer months made no sense. They didn't buy it...

But hey looks like I'm right again.


Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2020 01:12 PM (WdocV)

97 Their coalition has always felt weaker to me.

The binds that connected them were weaker, and more prone to breakage.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 03, 2020 01:07 PM (UWqZJ)


The Democrat Party consists of a bunch of groups cobbled together who hate each others' guts, and who have diametrically opposed agendas. See, e.g., eco-nuts and union workers.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 03, 2020 01:12 PM (YqDXo)

98 @Olivia_Beavers

McCabe stmt on the Rosenstein remarks:

"Mr. Rosenstein's claims to have been misled by me, or anyone from the FBI, regarding our concerns about President Trump and the Trump campaign's interactions with Russia are completely false."

"Mr. Rosenstein approved of, and suggested ways to enhance, our investigation of the President. Further, I personally briefed Mr. Rosenstein on Jim Comey's memos describing his interactions with the President mere days after Mr. Rosenstein wrote the memo firing Jim Comey."

"Mr. Rosenstein's testimony is completely at odds with the factual record. It looks to be yet another sad attempt by the President and his men to rewrite the history of their actions in 2017. They have found in Mr. Rosenstein - then and now - a willing accessory in that effort."

Lindsey reading this to RR right now...

Posted by: Tami at June 03, 2020 01:12 PM (cF8AT)

99 How many "protesters" were there, and what kind of weak-ass punks were they that two guys could "drown them out"? 

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 03, 2020 01:05 PM (hKLpI)

If "white supremacists" are better at advocating for black rights than blacks are, colonial theory is just about vindicated.

But like all lies from the occupied media, no one believes this. Not even them. When Antifa organizers are dragged away, the left won't be happy. They'll reach new levels of fury.

Just one thing: don't grab them at the protest. Visit them at home. If they're not there, grab a hostage. If no one's there, maybe an oven fire starts. Now they know how it feels.

Posted by: trev006 at June 03, 2020 01:12 PM (0HpOW)

100 Senator Kennedy will only get one question in.


Still worth it to hear him pronounce the word "Hurrcayne"

Posted by: SH at June 03, 2020 01:12 PM (sX1BW)

101 67 All my leftwing farcebook "friends" stopped Karening people about masks and started cheering on cop killers as soon as the FNM told them to.
It is frankly terrifying.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2020 01:10 PM (WdocV)

What's terrifying is that you're still on Facebook and you supposedly have "Friends" there.

I don't do FB - I suppose I could handle close family only, but otherwise I'd get myself banned the first night I was on, so what's the point?

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 03, 2020 01:12 PM (Kpl3J)

102 76 The problem with that theory - I don't see anyone in the Dem party with the courage or foresight to stand against the Radicals. See Governors Walz, Pritzker, and Cuomo for examples. Oh sure, some of them talk a big game because they know they have to, but have they actually done anything besides appeasement?
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 03, 2020 01:10 PM (Kpl3J)

===========

This is still early, and Cuomo's talking about forcing de Blasio to make order in NYC (probably after some donors called to complain).

Plus, we have the video of Bernie bots saying they were going to riot if Bernie didn't win, and Bernie pretty much finished his loss last night with the couple of primaries that played out.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 03, 2020 01:12 PM (UWqZJ)

103 This is incredible. Very hard to stop watching this.

Ashley StClair @stclairashley

Watch this woman tear into the Black Lives Matter protests

The only person who started fighting with her was... a white lady.


https://tinyurl.com/y84rxaye

Pretty black lady takes on cliche white idiot girl.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 03, 2020 01:12 PM (Saar8)

104 Jimmy Buffett = Literally Hitler

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 03, 2020 01:12 PM (oVJmc)

105 >>> 42 Ace was all in ...
Posted by: Kurt at June 03, 2020 01:08 PM


I'll take "Sentences made better by ending with 'Kurt's mommy' Alex. Whaaat? The Daily Double !!!

Posted by: banana Dream at June 03, 2020 01:12 PM (l6b3d)

106 I think that the news media should issue a clothing manifesto and include all types of clothing worn by racists, as well as what type of clothing you should wear while not being a racist.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2020 01:12 PM (+eVzC)

107 MAGA; Magnum.

Coincidence?

I think not.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 03, 2020 01:13 PM (qpXD6)

108 so what's the slogan?

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 03, 2020 01:13 PM (4a9Vv)

109 Wait.
An ette has a goatee??? NTTIAWWT.
Posted by: Someguy at June 03, 2020 01:10 PM


FIFY.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 03, 2020 01:13 PM (DMUuz)

110 >>>80 Odd; I always felt Hawaiian shirts were somewhat emasculating.


...

when I was younger I did too, because flowers and palm fronds are obviously Gay.

But now I kinda like them. Still don't own any.

Posted by: ace at June 03, 2020 01:13 PM (PbpT7)

111 Honestly, this sounds like the kind of stuff my right-wing shooter friends wear. The old joke about the "I carry but pretend that I don't" starter-kit of collared shirt, cargo pants, flag ball-cap, etc.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 03, 2020 01:13 PM (SgjGX)

112 "CNN says there are some fine people marching with the looters and domestic terrorists."

Read that too fast. Thought it said they were marching with loafers.

Loafers and Hawaiian shirts. The boogaloo is not what I expected.

Posted by: TakeFive at June 03, 2020 01:13 PM (uvVVT)

113 Let's get out our tiki-torches and tiny drink umbrellas and paint the town magenta!

Posted by: clutch cargo at June 03, 2020 01:13 PM (8B6Ng)

114 Wouldn't neo-NAZIs want to wear Hugo Boss like their idols?

Then again Kyles wear Hugo Boss so....I guess that won't work or something?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2020 01:13 PM (WdocV)

115 old and busted : defying COVD19 lockdowns
new hotness : appearing

Posted by: runner at June 03, 2020 01:13 PM (zr5Kq)

116
I'll bet my left nut a google search will render a pic of Jimmy Buffet in a hawaiin shirt and making the OK gesture.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 03, 2020 01:13 PM (Qpsm0)

117 24
Just got my "Be Better Crackers" [pouty disapproving look] email from
Best Buy. Can I just buy a fucking router without a fucking lecture
assholes?


i got a big long rant from 23andMe yesterday. my only association with them is that a couple of years ago they had a week wherein they would allow folks to upload their ancestry genetic profile for free and look at their stuff. i was disappointed and never gave them any money.

Posted by: Anachronda at June 03, 2020 01:13 PM (sGtp+)

118 Let tha shootin' commence! I got a shitload of ammo and a gut full of fed up.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 03, 2020 01:13 PM (o2MD2)

119 Wait.
An ette has a goatee??? NTTIAWWT.
Posted by: Someguy at June 03, 2020 01:10 PM

FIFY.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 03, 2020 01:13 PM (DMUuz)


🎼 When you're an 'ette, you're an 'ette all the way... 🎵

Posted by: hogmartin at June 03, 2020 01:13 PM (t+qrx)

120
Don Ho hardest hit.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2020 01:13 PM (mht8P)

121 113 Let's get out our tiki-torches and tiny drink umbrellas and paint the town magenta!
Posted by: clutch cargo at June 03, 2020 01:13 PM (8B6Ng)


Brady Bunch Goes Hawaiian > > Birth of a Nation

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 03, 2020 01:13 PM (s2VJv)

122 We have to pay police more, in order to attract a better cadre of person.

Watching someone getting kneeled on was the starting point of this opinion ... and that fukcing sucks.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 03, 2020 01:13 PM (LxTcq)

123 86 You're just now figuring this out? It's been obvious for years. Again, Obama's election let the hard-progressive wing of the party (the "academics") think that they no longer needed the blue-collar dems in order to win elections. Combined with the loss of over a thousand seats across all levels of government, and all you have left on the Dem side are the deep-blue seats held by the old guard, and the young radicals like AOC who aren't going to wait another decade to get power.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 03, 2020 01:11 PM (SgjGX)

==========

Nah, they've been at each other's throats for a while, and I've known that.

It's just this violence. It's not about anything other than control of the party. The activist left lost the primary battle to Joe Biden, and they are not pleased.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 03, 2020 01:14 PM (UWqZJ)

124
So, the official symbol of the Counter-Revolution is-

a kitty riding a shark barfing a rainbow?



I'm in!

Posted by: naturalfake at June 03, 2020 01:14 PM (wQxOB)

125 Oh, and I did not wear a mask in both stores. It's illegal in Texas to carry and wear a mask, but I claimed a medical exemption in both cases. No issue in either place. It makes folks more comfortable than stating "I can't wear a mask while carrying a weapon" LOL

Posted by: Al Swearengen at June 03, 2020 01:14 PM (UBPx0)

126 Hawaiian shirts >> Guayabera shirts


Prove me wrong

Posted by: Muldoon at June 03, 2020 01:14 PM (m45I2)

127 120
Don Ho hardest hit.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2020 01:13 PM (mht8P)


Don Hon >>>> Don Homo, or Lemon.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 03, 2020 01:14 PM (s2VJv)

128 That shirt is spot on. I may just have to get one.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Not Masked and Hearding Cats at June 03, 2020 01:14 PM (3H9h1)

129 Nature`s gift...hog disposal units.

Posted by: Tentotwo at June 03, 2020 01:14 PM (yhf6w)

130 I blame Paul Anka.

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2020 01:14 PM (5Uh8B)

131 I always knew there was something hinky about Magnum, P.I.

Higgins was likely an acolyte of Oswald Moseley.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 03, 2020 01:14 PM (j3npP)

132 >>Ridiculous as it may seem, that's no coincidence. In fact, all those aloha prints are designed to send a very clear message to folks with the right set of references: I am hoping for a second Civil War. Chilling? Fuck yes. But confounding, too.



This is the new OK hand signal, the next "It's OK to be white."

Speaking of /pol/ pranks, this is funny. Even if it's not true, it it works. LOLGF, virtue-signalers:

https://tinyurl.com/y7gw7awo

Posted by: Lizzy at June 03, 2020 01:14 PM (bDqIh)

133
Old dudes like the hawaiin shirt because it's untucked and hides their dad-bod, kinda like a moo moo for a dude.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 03, 2020 01:14 PM (Qpsm0)

134 Nestride Yumga explaining it to a crowd of protesters. It's a worthwhile watch.
Smart woman.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylAh9VjLTiU

Posted by: Braenyard at June 03, 2020 01:14 PM (eF1II)

135 129 Nature`s gift...hog disposal units.
Posted by: Tentotwo at June 03, 2020 01:14 PM (yhf6w)



"Put the kettle on!"

- - Bricktop

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 03, 2020 01:15 PM (s2VJv)

136 Hey! Hey!
Ho! Ho!
Hey! Hey!
Don Ho!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 03, 2020 01:15 PM (YqDXo)

137 The first time I heard this I laughed because when I was a kid down in GA this how we could identify Yankees on their way to FL. Their cars would clickty-click with their studded snow tires and they would dressed in Hawaiian shirts, Bermuda shorts, and open-toed sandles.

Posted by: Vic at June 03, 2020 01:15 PM (mpXpK)

138 97 Their coalition has always felt weaker to me.

The binds that connected them were weaker, and more prone to breakage.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 03, 2020 01:07 PM (UWqZJ)

The Democrat Party consists of a bunch of groups cobbled together who hate each others' guts, and who have diametrically opposed agendas. See, e.g., eco-nuts and union workers.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 03, 2020 01:12 PM (YqDXo)

===========

Yeah. The way they've built the coalition over the years is to ironically pit their own voting factions against each other, but making Republicans just sound worse, with a heaping of propaganda to paper everything over.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 03, 2020 01:15 PM (UWqZJ)

139 > The 23rd South Carolina regiment was known as "the Hawaiians".

Beats the 6th Infantry Division, known as the "Commie Jews" (their shoulder insignia was a red six-pointed star).

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 03, 2020 01:15 PM (hKLpI)

140 Picture my 38HH rack before I got it reduced to DD.

Did that help?


Yeah but so did Michael Moore

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 03, 2020 01:15 PM (KZzsI)

141 Looking at fat tourists in So. Fla in Hawaiian shirts is like watching lift-off at the Albuquerque balloon festival.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 03, 2020 01:15 PM (m45I2)

142 Thursdays were Hawaiian shirt day at my office. Guess the HR types will put an end to that.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2020 01:07 PM (mht8P)

********

Do you work at Initech?

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 03, 2020 01:15 PM (flINI)

143 To be fair, a white guy in a Hawaiian shirt really fucked up some hippies in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 03, 2020 01:15 PM (gd9RK)

144 Hawaiians are incredibly racist. It Is Known. Seriously. They are.

Posted by: I Have Questions at June 03, 2020 01:15 PM (+v+zN)

145 They really should have picked suits and ties as the random selection of white supremacist garb to direct their two minutes of hate.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 03, 2020 01:15 PM (kA3Cp)

146
Does this mean that Magnum PI is Hitler?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 03, 2020 01:15 PM (UQG81)

147 Wait.

You're an ette???


Goddammit. How am I going to get your goatee out of my minds eye now???
Posted by: fixerupper at June 03, 2020 01:09 PM (8XRCm)

Picture my 38HH rack before I got it reduced to DD.

Did that help?
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 03, 2020 01:11 PM (Ez6QX)

-------

*closes eyes*
*concentrates*

Dammit. All I see is alternate universe Spock's head on Yeoman Janice Rands body now.

Dammit.

Pics. I bet bet pics would help.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 03, 2020 01:15 PM (8XRCm)

148 98 @Olivia_Beavers

McCabe stmt on the Rosenstein remarks:

"Mr. Rosenstein's claims to have been misled by me, or anyone from the FBI, regarding our concerns about President Trump and the Trump campaign's interactions with Russia are completely false."

"Mr. Rosenstein approved of, and suggested ways to enhance, our investigation of the President. Further, I personally briefed Mr. Rosenstein on Jim Comey's memos describing his interactions with the President mere days after Mr. Rosenstein wrote the memo firing Jim Comey."

"Mr. Rosenstein's testimony is completely at odds with the factual record. It looks to be yet another sad attempt by the President and his men to rewrite the history of their actions in 2017. They have found in Mr. Rosenstein - then and now - a willing accessory in that effort."

Lindsey reading this to RR right now...
Posted by: Tami at June 03, 2020 01:12 PM (cF8AT)\

=========

Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 03, 2020 01:15 PM (UWqZJ)

149 38 > This is not the start of a new American civil war, this is the start of a new Democratic Party civil war. 


...


Huh?


The Dem party is all in

Posted by: Ha at June 03, 2020 01:15 PM (SJDa9)

150 Hawaiian shirts are good for concealed carry. Just sayin'

Posted by: Chicago Vota at June 03, 2020 01:15 PM (g9x4e)

151 Nah, they've been at each other's throats for a while, and I've known that.

It's just this violence. It's not about anything other than control of the party. The activist left lost the primary battle to Joe Biden, and they are not pleased.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 03, 2020 01:14 PM (UWqZJ)


Oh yes. This is really and extension of the SJW movement, which is itself nothing more than social positioning for power on the left. The goal is to show how loyal you are to the cause, and how much influence over others you wield.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 03, 2020 01:15 PM (SgjGX)

152 They hide a piece well.

Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 01:16 PM (svHX3)

153 144 Hawaiians are incredibly racist. It Is Known. Seriously. They are.
Posted by: I Have Questions at June 03, 2020 01:15 PM (+v+zN)


Haolies of laughter...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 03, 2020 01:16 PM (s2VJv)

154 Let tha shootin' commence! I got a shitload of ammo and a gut full of fed up.

HA! HA! HA!

I have 1 box of ammo and 4 Hawaiian shirts ...

.

.

.

ok, 2 Hawaiian shirts and 2 Tommy Bahamas, but hey, like I mean, you know ...

Posted by: Adriane the Aloha Chocolate Covered Macadmian Nuts Critic at June 03, 2020 01:16 PM (LPnfS)

155 Crowd tells her to shut up
She says, Make Me

Posted by: Braenyard at June 03, 2020 01:16 PM (eF1II)

156 If you wear a Hawaiian shirt while talking about golf, is that double-plus ungood?

Posted by: MarkW at June 03, 2020 01:16 PM (iDVR9)

157 @98

Rosenstein is such a weasel.

Oh but for McCabe not revealing a memo to me for a week.


And it's apparent that the DOJ under the leadership of any AG is essentially a rogue agency operating with literally no oversight.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 03, 2020 01:16 PM (9gyf5)

158
Quick:

Name the wrestler nicknamed the Flyin' Hawaiin!

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 03, 2020 01:16 PM (Qpsm0)

159 The desperation is pretty evident that things are not going according to the narrative.


Hawaiian shirts = Nazi riot wear

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Join The Masquerade with Quality Facial Wear from The Outrage Outlet! at June 03, 2020 01:16 PM (0QYMt)

160 Meanwhile, back at the NYC Ranch . . .I

Reagan Battalion@ReaganBattalion
NYC is burning and guess where @BilldeBlasio has his cops tonight!

In Williamsburg Brooklyn warning Orthodox Hasidic Jews that they will be arrested for attending evening prayers.

Not rioting, not looting, not beating, not killing, just praying.

-
Bastards! Serves them right! They're not out looting, burning, raping, and killing like decent folk!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 03, 2020 01:16 PM (+y/Ru)

161 Stupid work meeting on zoom, but they had a vote for "Best Shirt". Winner was a Hispanic woman wearing a Hawaiian print shirt.


I wonder if she knows she's promoting civil war.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - fighting with a dying hard drive at June 03, 2020 01:16 PM (SchxB)

162 See, e.g., eco-nuts and union workers.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 03, 2020 01:12 PM (YqDXo)

See: blacks and Jews. And Muslims and Jews.

Which is why watching the corporations and media kiss up to the mob is so amusing.

Posted by: trev006 at June 03, 2020 01:16 PM (0HpOW)

163
Pretty black lady takes on cliche white idiot girl.
***

Interesting I pick up a Caribbean accent. Afro-Caribbeans tend to have a very different view of the racial climate in America then what you might expect.




Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2020 01:16 PM (WdocV)

164 Anyone else notice the rock throwers are mainly white.

The looters are mainly black.

Not sure about the arsonists.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 03, 2020 01:17 PM (NgKpN)

165 Superfly Snukka

Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 01:17 PM (svHX3)

166 I'm a double breasted Hawaiian shirt kind of guy. Moar snappier and totalitarian.

Posted by: Hawaiian Hitler at June 03, 2020 01:17 PM (QZCjk)

167 Members sometimes identify themselves at protests by wearing Hawaiian shirts



OK

Posted by: x at June 03, 2020 01:17 PM (nFwvY)

168 Hawaiian shirts greatly facilitate the hiding of "things" that one might want to wear on one's belt.

Posted by: dingbat at June 03, 2020 01:17 PM (N0gU3)

169 Who's behind it? This reeks of a 4chan troll that got legs - kinda like the "OK sign means white power" bullshit.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2020 01:17 PM (hYcqw)

170 Let me see if I have this correct: Even though the riots have caused people to tool up and carry, and Hawaiian shirts make a good shirt to cover, we're the bad people?

Even though, near as I can tell, there have been no Hawaiian shirt wearers engaged in looting, destruction and general mayhem?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 03, 2020 01:17 PM (WEBkv)

171 I used to live in Florida and an open Hawaiian shirt over a t-shirt was a pretty sure sign of someone with a concealed carry permit, regardless of race. I wouldn't go so far as to call it a "uniform," however. Mayhaps our MSM overlords have exaggerated a bit...

Posted by: Mattski at June 03, 2020 01:17 PM (m3Pjl)

172 151 Nah, they've been at each other's throats for a while, and I've known that.

It's just this violence. It's not about anything other than control of the party. The activist left lost the primary battle to Joe Biden, and they are not pleased.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 03, 2020 01:14 PM (UWqZJ)

Oh yes. This is really and extension of the SJW movement, which is itself nothing more than social positioning for power on the left. The goal is to show how loyal you are to the cause, and how much influence over others you wield.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 03, 2020 01:15 PM (SgjGX)

==========

What did Sun Tzu say about doing to an enemy when they are making a mistake?

I think this fits in with that.

Let them fight, a good scientist once said.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 03, 2020 01:18 PM (UWqZJ)

173 Sturmfuhrer Jimmy Buffet

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Join The Masquerade with Quality Facial Wear from The Outrage Outlet! at June 03, 2020 01:18 PM (0QYMt)

174 165 Superfly Snukka
Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 01:17 PM (svHX3)


Snuukka. Sounds like Stuka.

QED.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 03, 2020 01:18 PM (s2VJv)

175 Yeah but so did Michael Moore
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 03, 2020 01:15 PM (KZzsI)

Fair enough. I promise I'm not as fat as Michael Moore.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 03, 2020 01:18 PM (5AYft)

176 Yep, that's why I'm wearing an Aloha shirt, because fuck you.
Also because they cover a holster damn well.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 03, 2020 01:18 PM (ifmtJ)

177 Fun fact (and true): I once saw Justice Scalia at the grocery story dressed in a Hawaiian shirt, khaki shorts, and Birkies.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 03, 2020 01:18 PM (dfRN6)

178 Not sure about the arsonists.
-------------------
Probably Volunteer Firemen. They're bored.

Posted by: Hawaiian Hitler at June 03, 2020 01:18 PM (QZCjk)

179 Sure I used to do it all the time when I was your age... BUT NEVER WITH ANYONE'S DAUGHTER!


[ sorry, this is a quote from the movie The Wanderers, and the Galasso bros. wore Hawaiian shirts. The movie is about race tension in the Bronx. The Galasso bros. ran a bowling alley (a white bowling alley) and one of the kids knocked up his daughter. The kids got married, of course. It was a simpler time.]

Posted by: Chubby Galasso at June 03, 2020 01:18 PM (LWu6U)

180 Hawaiians are incredibly racist. It Is Known. Seriously. They are.

***

There is an argument that part of the reason that Obama is so screwed up in part because the only group Hawaiians are more racist against then whites is....blacks.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2020 01:18 PM (WdocV)

181 Hitler made a big mistake sending Hawaiian shirts to Stalingrad rather than for lined jackets.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 03, 2020 01:18 PM (+y/Ru)

182 Ya know, this is an opportunity to make assless chaps famous...not for me, mind you, but... if any of you are in the mood to do so...

Posted by: runner at June 03, 2020 01:18 PM (zr5Kq)

183 >I'll believe this Hawaiian shirt thing the day Trump wears one.

Quiet! You'll give him ideas.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 03, 2020 01:18 PM (LxTcq)

184
Superfly Snukka


Posted by: garrett


Yep.
Jimmy Snuka would've been 77 today.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 03, 2020 01:18 PM (Qpsm0)

185 For the first time in my life, I'm considering getting a Hawaiian shirt.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 03, 2020 01:18 PM (NWiLs)

186 Superfly!

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at June 03, 2020 01:18 PM (4LyY6)

187 Getting the feeling they are systematically labeling all "stuff white people like" as secret raaacist dog-whistles as part of their open campaign to "Eradicate Whiteness."

Piece by piece everything you like and do will be declared subversively racist, and makes you a viable target for the mob to attack online or IRL.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 03, 2020 01:18 PM (bDqIh)

188 Interesting I pick up a Caribbean accent. Afro-Caribbeans tend to have a very different view of the racial climate in America then what you might expect.




Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2020 01:16 PM (WdocV)

Anyone who has spent ANY significant time in any other part of the world.

Has a different outlook than BLM on Race Relations here.

We are so much better than any other society I ever visited, the difference is in orders of magnitude.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 03, 2020 01:18 PM (NgKpN)

189 Yes, of course. Ruining the businesses and lives of others is "justified". Rioting and looting? Righteous.

Wearing Hawaiian shirts? Racist.

Got it.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 03, 2020 01:18 PM (VpIIl)

190 No Hawaiian shirts in Crown Point Indiana.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybwtcedh

No news on what blacked out 1/2 the county.

Posted by: DaveA at June 03, 2020 01:18 PM (FhXTo)

191 The Left are doing a bangup job of taking the old White Supremacist chestnut that there was an ongoing operation to stamp out whites and white culture and proving it empirically true. Aren't they?

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2020 01:18 PM (5Uh8B)

192 Just, you know, appear...

Posted by: runner at June 03, 2020 01:19 PM (zr5Kq)

193 Who's behind it? This reeks of a 4chan troll that got legs - kinda like the "OK sign means white power" bullshit.
***

Note: the left still believes this one.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2020 01:19 PM (WdocV)

194 When I wear Hawaiian shirts, I always make Hawaiian Noises. Usually related to Bonos.

Posted by: tubal at June 03, 2020 01:19 PM (bCLt0)

195 122 We have to pay police more, in order to attract a better cadre of person.

Watching someone getting kneeled on was the starting point of this opinion ... and that fukcing sucks.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 03, 2020 01:13 PM (LxTcq)


George Soros has lots of money, and he is a turd.

No matter what the pay, you can still take in some lousy people. The way forward is to screen applicants carefully, and then bounce any people who get through but prove to be a problem.

In short, doing probably pretty much what is done now.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 03, 2020 01:19 PM (YqDXo)

196 What next? Feather boas?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 03, 2020 01:08 PM (YqDXo)


I'm sure you'd look smashing in one.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 03, 2020 01:19 PM (Z4rgH)

197 "Tutti Frutti" dazzle camouflage pattern.
"Fruit stripe" cam.

Posted by: Zod at June 03, 2020 01:19 PM (QgtlX)

198 CNN's Chris Cuomo: "Please, show me where it says protesters are supposed to be polite and peaceful."


Sure thing, Fredo

Posted by: SMOD at June 03, 2020 01:19 PM (3aI0K)

199 I can only guess NIKE does not sell Hawaiian Shirts.

Posted by: Hawaiian Hitler at June 03, 2020 01:19 PM (QZCjk)

200 Jimmy Snukka had a pretty ingnominious end, didn't he?

Was it Domestic Abuse?

I forget.

Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 01:19 PM (svHX3)

201 Bongos.

Posted by: tubal at June 03, 2020 01:19 PM (bCLt0)

202 Pics. I bet bet pics would help.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 03, 2020 01:15 PM (8XRCm)

https://tinyurl.com/ybfo5hpv

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 03, 2020 01:19 PM (o2MD2)

203 The desperation is pretty evident that things are not going according to the narrative.


Hawaiian shirts = Nazi riot wear
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Join The Masquerade with Quality Facial Wear from The Outrage Outlet! at June 03, 2020 01:16 PM (0QYMt)


Seriously, I want to see whatever passes for their war room. It's got to be a laundry basket full of screaming ferrets.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 03, 2020 01:19 PM (t+qrx)

204 There is some young internet researcher who has determined that the Boogaloo-ers are "accelerationists."

That term was originally a Marxist one - applied to Marxists who believed that the way to get to Communism was to accelerate capitalism, so that its excesses would end up bringing it down.

Except in this case, boogaloo-ers are supposed to be trying to accelerate capitalism so that its excesses would end up bringing it down - AND THEN THE RACE WAR STARTS.

That last part seems to be totally made up by the young internet researcher. I mean, I know there are probably some tacticool LARPers who say they want CW2 to happen, but there is no "movement" that way. And certainly not one based on a race war.

That being said, accelerationism is not an entirely batshit concept. Lenin said "The worse the better,"
Cloward-Piven is based on it. The 12 Imamers are that way. Heck, even Christians can be that way - ever hear of "Immanentize the Eschaton?" Hurry up Lord, let's get through tthe bad stuff so we can enjoy the Rapture.

Hell, we even play it here - the Let It Burn v Make It Burn argument. We were doing that YEARS ago.

Some big guys with beards and AR-15s went to stand guard over a black business. This is evidence that the boogaloo-ers (and I just use that the way the media does, because I don't believe that they actually exist.
I mean, there are preppers, for sure. I am moving rapidly into that category.) are joining forces with BLM in order to infiltrate and then frame black people for violence.

It is gaslighting, and its very, very obvious.



Posted by: blaster at June 03, 2020 01:19 PM (ZfRYq)

205 187
Getting the feeling they are systematically labeling all "stuff white
people like" as secret raaacist dog-whistles as part of their open
campaign to "Eradicate Whiteness."
--------------------------------

Sure feels that way, doesn't it.

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2020 01:20 PM (5Uh8B)

206 I have a couple H shirts in the closet. Don't get an occasion to pull them out too often.

There must be a pic of obama in a Hawaiian shirt somewhere to make a white supreme meme.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 03, 2020 01:20 PM (r+sAi)

207 Or Bonobos, depending.

Posted by: tubal at June 03, 2020 01:20 PM (bCLt0)

208
Obama's speech at 5 is going to be a colossal blunder on his part.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 03, 2020 01:20 PM (s2VJv)

209 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 03, 2020 01:18 PM (ifmtJ)

Oooh, Mark's here! He'll tell you I don't have a goatee, I'm not as fat as Michael Moore, and he can verify I'm an 'ette.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 03, 2020 01:20 PM (5AYft)

210 I guess the insurrection is being led by zombie Don Ho.


Also, I just killed a copperhead in my driveway. I'm feeling especially manly after defending my woman.

Posted by: pep at June 03, 2020 01:20 PM (T6t7i)

211 Vintage Hawaiian shirts from the 40s or thereabouts are worth some serious cabbage for what they are, I'm told. They had a fire at some Rayon factory years ago and that's kind of the demarcation. If you find one at a yard sale for $5 it could make one a small, but useful profit. One way to identify them is the buttonholes run horizontal, not vertical, as in most shirts.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 03, 2020 01:20 PM (0lFO7)

212 The Tallahassee Chief of Police was the second choice for the job, at least. He also shot a black kid in 1996. So, there is massive protest, with a few thousand being bussed in, to remove him from office.

I work just down the street, police have told us to leave early, and take what we want to keep with us.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at June 03, 2020 01:20 PM (JRaU+)

213 OMG. Verbatim quote from the Washington Post article about racist Hawaiian shirts:

"The Boogaloo were the first to don Hawaiian shirts as symbols of their extremist ideas. As social media companies cracked down on their posts for violating various policies, the supporters adopted new names and images to avoid detection, such as "Big Igloo," "Boojahadeen" and "Big Luau." The latter gave rise to wearing the distinctively patterned shirts."

Out: Big Oil
In: Big Luau.

Posted by: zombie at June 03, 2020 01:20 PM (N9G0H)

214 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 03, 2020 01:20 PM (Zz0t1)

215
"I'm hit! I'm hit!"
"Where?! Your fucking Buffett shirt has red all over it! Green and orange and pink, too! Where, man??!!"

Posted by: Zod at June 03, 2020 01:20 PM (QgtlX)

216 173 Sturmfuhrer Jimmy Buffet
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Join The Masquerade with Quality Facial Wear from The Outrage Outlet! at June 03, 2020 01:18 PM (0QYMt)

The Iron Eagle morphed into a Parrot?

Who knew?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 03, 2020 01:20 PM (NgKpN)

217 Wow. I have a Hawaiian shirt I liked so much, I bought three and wear them all the time. Didn't know that made me a criminal or something...

The stupid on display is not even astounding anymore.

Posted by: soulpile at June 03, 2020 01:20 PM (rwZk1)

218 We are so much better than any other society I ever visited, the difference is in orders of magnitude.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 03, 2020 01:18 PM (NgKpN)


This.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 03, 2020 01:20 PM (YqDXo)

219 Desperation. Plain and simple.

Posted by: TwentytwoLR at June 03, 2020 01:20 PM (X2Olq)

220
I forget how Snuka, but it wasn't glorious.

The Ultimate Warrior, too. Or is he not yet mort?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 03, 2020 01:20 PM (Qpsm0)

221 I want a Bill Murray Hawaiian polo. Now I should have to reconsider? Nah bruh....EABOD.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 03, 2020 01:20 PM (NZbXf)

222 Hawaiian Camo shirts.

Posted by: tubal at June 03, 2020 01:20 PM (bCLt0)

223 I put on a stack of Don Ho albums right as I'm reading this post.

Posted by: Fritz at June 03, 2020 01:20 PM (95j/9)

224 "Wait.



An ette has a goatee???"

Guys, I've been that pitbull "girl I almost bit you" meme for weeks now.

By the time the local salons reopen (northam just kept NoVA locked down further), I'll have a full neckbeard and be ready for moustache wax.

(on the upside, I have multiple Hawaiian shirts AND muumuus)

Posted by: barbarausa at June 03, 2020 01:20 PM (W7IZQ)

225 CNN's Chris Cuomo: "Please, show me where it says protesters are supposed to be polite and peaceful."

***

Hey everyone, I think Chris Cuomo just said everyone is welcome to come to his house and burn it down....right Chris? I mean, it will be a mostly peaceful protect! With no peace!

Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2020 01:20 PM (WdocV)

226 Did that help?


Little hands and little feet.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 03, 2020 01:20 PM (eF1II)

227 The Hawaiian print shirt was invented by a WWII AAC fighter pilot. Youse could look it up.

The absolute best ones to have feature Pacific Theater "army" planes, or scenes of Fleet air action, and are available only at the BX of joint base Pearl Harbor, a pretty damn swell place to do a little vacation shopping. You'll need an ID to get in.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 03, 2020 01:20 PM (8IOEj)

228 Is THIS the news we can point to to prove that the election of Donald Trump has BROKEN them, completely?

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 03, 2020 01:21 PM (Zz0t1)

229 213
Out: Big Oil
In: Big Luau.
Posted by: zombie at June 03, 2020 01:20 PM (N9G0H)


Pearl Harbor.
Pearl = White.

QED.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 03, 2020 01:21 PM (s2VJv)

230 I'm feeling especially manly after defending my woman.


Posted by: pep


I think I'll put on TWO Aloha shirts, and get a tiki mug out for my coffee.

Posted by: pep at June 03, 2020 01:21 PM (T6t7i)

231
CNN's Chris Cuomo: "Please, show me where it says protesters are supposed to be polite and peaceful."
-----------------------

{Digs up every CNN report about the Tea Party}

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2020 01:21 PM (5Uh8B)

232 >>> 194 When I wear Hawaiian shirts, I always make Hawaiian Noises. Usually related to Bonos.
Posted by: tubal at June 03, 2020 01:19 PM

Bangin' on the bongos like a chimpanzee?

Posted by: banana Dream at June 03, 2020 01:21 PM (l6b3d)

233 ace - Reynspooner, or Kahala. They last 20 years or more, and some you can wear several times without washing and they look, feel, smell fine.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 03, 2020 01:21 PM (El6T/)

234 we need common sense Hawaiian Shirt control


and behold, a pale horse
and him that sat upon it was wearing a Hawaiian shirt
and hell followed with him

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 03, 2020 01:21 PM (iTXRQ)

235 208
Obama's speech at 5 is going to be a colossal blunder on his part.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 03, 2020 01:20 PM (s2VJv)

===========

I have seen the future and the New York Times called it the greatest speech given by a man since the Sermon on the Mount (since Jesus was just a man, you know).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 03, 2020 01:21 PM (UWqZJ)

236 By the way dissent is patriotism again.

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2020 01:21 PM (5Uh8B)

237 >>>80 Odd; I always felt Hawaiian shirts were somewhat emasculating.


...

when I was younger I did too, because flowers and palm fronds are obviously Gay.

But now I kinda like them. Still don't own any.

Posted by: ace at June 03, 2020 01:13 PM (PbpT7)



Meh. You've never been in the military.

Pretty much every Hail and Farewell or general party on a Naval or Marine base featured most of the guys wearing Hawaiian shirts.

Also, Hawaiian shirts make concealed carry pretty much idiot proof.


My guess is that's really why the MFM is going after Hawaiian shirts.

They're aware of the Military/Concealed Carry connection.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 03, 2020 01:21 PM (wQxOB)

238 188 Interesting I pick up a Caribbean accent. Afro-Caribbeans tend to have a very different view of the racial climate in America then what you might expect.




Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2020 01:16 PM (WdocV)

Anyone who has spent ANY significant time in any other part of the world.

Has a different outlook than BLM on Race Relations here.

We are so much better than any other society I ever visited, the difference is in orders of magnitude.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 03, 2020 01:18 PM (NgKpN)

The West African people I've met have nothing but contempt for the BLM types.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 03, 2020 01:21 PM (NWiLs)

239 They're really gonna' shit when they find the Boogaloo body armor and truck decal packages.

That stuff does exist.

Posted by: Cause and Effect at June 03, 2020 01:21 PM (0pc8A)

240 CNN says there are some fine people marching with the looters and domestic terrorists.

ha, perfect

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 03, 2020 01:21 PM (Saar8)

241 I'm here.
I think we should all wear Hawaian prints to the MoMes.
On another note. The home inspection on my house is today. Your positive thoughts would be appreciated.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 03, 2020 01:21 PM (QzF6i)

242 235 208
Obama's speech at 5 is going to be a colossal blunder on his part.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 03, 2020 01:20 PM (s2VJv)

===========

I have seen the future and the New York Times called it the greatest speech given by a man since the Sermon on the Mount (since Jesus was just a man, you know).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 03, 2020 01:21 PM (UWqZJ)


I rest my case.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 03, 2020 01:21 PM (s2VJv)

243 #21
The poll you voted was done over 8 days ago
A more recent one has Biden up by 3

Posted by: Kurt at June 03, 2020 01:22 PM (T+MrS)

244 Big Luau has its jackboot on the face of Western Civilization.

No one can escape the all-powerful dominance of Big Luau!

Posted by: zombie at June 03, 2020 01:22 PM (N9G0H)

245 Posted by: zombie at June 03, 2020 01:20 PM (N9G0H)

Good grief: the WaPo is having a psychotic break right before our eyes.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 03, 2020 01:22 PM (YqDXo)

246
Take the racial views of a 1900 white Mississippi sharecropper. Multiply by 100. That's how present-day Russians think of Central Asians.

The US is about the least racist country in the world.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2020 01:22 PM (mht8P)

247 two young men in Hawaiian shirts moved in front of the camera and began chanting the name of an obscure white nationalist slogan

What slogan was that?

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 03, 2020 01:22 PM (Zz0t1)

248 Those Hawaiian shirts with WWII aircraft and Pacific scenes are available at various military museum gifts shops, not just BXs.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 03, 2020 01:22 PM (El6T/)

249 They almost made it into the suburbs Sunday? night.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 03, 2020 01:22 PM (eF1II)

250 What's past is prologue, to wit:


"The greatest guilt of today is that of people who accept collectivism by moral default; the people who seek protection from the necessity of taking a stand, by refusing to admit to themselves the nature of that which they are accepting; the people who support plans specifically designed to achieve serfdom, but hide behind the empty assertion that they are lovers of freedom, with no concrete meaning attached to the word; the people who believe that the content of ideas need not be examined, that principles need not be defined, and that facts can be eliminated by keeping one's eyes shut. They expect, when they find themselves in a world of bloody ruins and concentration camps, to escape moral responsibility by wailing: "But I didn't mean this!"


-- Ayn Rand

Posted by: ShainS at June 03, 2020 01:22 PM (mLSTp)

251 I bought all my best shirts in Tahiti.
Do they count?

Posted by: navybrat, largely at large at June 03, 2020 01:22 PM (w7KSn)

252 How about Sea Kayaks?

Are Sea Kayaks racist, now too?

Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 01:22 PM (svHX3)

253 BREAKING:
Those guys who keep showing up in Hawaiian shirts are aligned with those Hawaiian judges

Posted by: SMOD at June 03, 2020 01:22 PM (3aI0K)

254 Posted by: Jordan61 at June 03, 2020 01:11 PM (Ez6QX)

Super late and I'm sure it's been said but pics or it didn't happen.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 03, 2020 01:22 PM (raH/0)

255 184
Superfly Snukka


Posted by: garrett

Yep.
Jimmy Snuka would've been 77 today.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 03, 2020 01:18 PM (Qpsm0)


And on trial or in jail for murder.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 03, 2020 01:22 PM (wwtz2)

256 Gawd we live in stupid time
stupid stupid times

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 03, 2020 01:22 PM (iTXRQ)

257 "The reason is exactly as fucked up as you'd expect." seems to encapsulate mainstream reporting so perfectly.
Excuse me, sir, your priors are showing.

Posted by: Simple Stevo at June 03, 2020 01:22 PM (NFaWv)

258 Does Obama really believe he will stop the rioting and show up Trump, with his magical speech? This ought to be good for a few laughs.

Posted by: JuJuBee at June 03, 2020 01:22 PM (COzlW)

259 247 two young men in Hawaiian shirts moved in front of the camera and began chanting the name of an obscure white nationalist slogan

What slogan was that?
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 03, 2020 01:22 PM (Zz0t1)

"Get a fucking job! Quit rioting!"

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 03, 2020 01:23 PM (NWiLs)

260 I had no idea what the Hawaiian shirts stood for ... but yeah, now I want to order a few. How can we have a "race war" if all whites surrender and apologize for nothing? Let the insane Karens grovel and apologize ... when BLM shows up and demands I give them my land and possessions for being white, I will not accept their demands or their claims of black supremacy.


And there should be little mistake, it is racist supremacy they are demanding, and only surrender or war is permissible (to the 15% really pushing this, not the black working class that see their community destroyed)

remember this Baltimore Mom "disciplining" her son that was joining the riots, trying to reclaim his brain from the leftist infiltrators?


https://tinyurl.com/y7ldpkax

Posted by: illiniwek at June 03, 2020 01:23 PM (Cus5s)

261 A more recent one has Biden up by 3

Must've partied really hard the night before to sleep in that late.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 03, 2020 01:23 PM (YqDXo)

262 I like my Hawaiian shirt.
You don't tuck it in, so my gun doesn't show.

Posted by: Roland THTG at June 03, 2020 01:23 PM (88+cf)

263 ace, OT - ya gotta do a Rosie thread.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 03, 2020 01:23 PM (El6T/)

264 The COVID lockdown is not cancelled. Its selectively enforced. against non-Lefty working people...

Posted by: McCool at June 03, 2020 01:23 PM (9X4u5)

265 Yep, that's why I'm wearing an Aloha shirt, because fuck you.
Also because they cover a holster damn well.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


*fistbump

Works great if you take off the bottom button and sew a small square of velcro there. Allows quick entry.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2020 01:23 PM (gPTe0)

266 Super late and I'm sure it's been said but pics or it didn't happen.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 03, 2020 01:22 PM (raH/0)

Yeah, I'm not falling for THAT again.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 03, 2020 01:23 PM (5AYft)

267 Tiny swastikas, in the wiiiine

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 03, 2020 01:23 PM (+7yf7)

268 258 Does Obama really believe he will stop the rioting and show up Trump, with his magical speech? This ought to be good for a few laughs.
Posted by: JuJuBee at June 03, 2020 01:22 PM (COzlW)


He's doing it to try and blame Trump for the violence as well as deflect the heat from the Coup investigations.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 03, 2020 01:23 PM (s2VJv)

269 Seriously, I want to see whatever passes for their war room. It's got to be a laundry basket full of screaming ferrets.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 03, 2020 01:19 PM (t+qrx)
+++++++++++++
I imagine it isn't that interesting. Probably something like a group of poorly paid basement dwellers surfing the web and watching news broadcasts from around the world, then distilling the currently unhomogenized media talking points and any snippet from a website (like, for a possible example, "I like Hawaiian shirts for concealed carry because they're loose and comfortable" posted on a website that is unhappy about the riots and talking about best practices for the suburbs...) and mailing them to their masters.

The masters then correlate, pick a narrative and send it out to Journo-List. I doubt it is particularly interesting or exciting. Far more likely, it is just basement trolls aggregating possible talking points and then someone else setting the narrative. At that point, the talking points get homogenized and the variation recedes - and they move on to the next topic.

At least, that's how I'd manage it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2020 01:23 PM (hYcqw)

270 Hawaiian shirts to the press that are any shirt that is untucked and straight at the bottom. Can anyone guess why those type shirts may be worn?

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 03, 2020 01:23 PM (2DOZq)

271 I don't always wear a shirt, but when I do it's Hawaiian (made in China of course)

Posted by: TakeFive at June 03, 2020 01:24 PM (uvVVT)

272 >>And on trial or in jail for murder.


There you go.

I knew he ended up more reviled than admired.

Which is sad. Nobody took it to you from the Top Rope, better.

Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 01:24 PM (svHX3)

273 > two young men in Hawaiian shirts moved in front of the camera and began chanting the name of an obscure white nationalist slogan

What slogan was that?
Posted by: Sponge


NO LUAU NO PEACE

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 03, 2020 01:24 PM (iTXRQ)

274 Does Obama really think he is still that popular with black folks? This will be interesting. The only time Obama spoke with American Blacks was to encourage them to kill cops.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 03, 2020 01:24 PM (QZCjk)

275 You know who else wore Hawaiian shirts, right?

Posted by: Furious George at June 03, 2020 01:24 PM (9vQJW)

276 The way forward is to screen applicants carefully, and then bounce any people who get through but prove to be a problem.



In short, doing probably pretty much what is done now.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


You lose things when you move them.

Posted by: DaveA at June 03, 2020 01:24 PM (FhXTo)

277 266 Super late and I'm sure it's been said but pics or it didn't happen.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 03, 2020 01:22 PM (raH/0)

Yeah, I'm not falling for THAT again.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 03, 2020 01:23 PM (5AYft)

So you're saying you fell for it once already?

Alright, who's got the pictures? Cough em up!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 03, 2020 01:24 PM (NWiLs)

278 I hope the horde is listening to this caller on Rush right now.

Her fear. Her concern. Her lack of faith in Donald Trump to be able to overtake the events that are swirling around our country.

That fear is shared by more than just this 30 year old mother.. who votes.

Posted by: Defenestratus at June 03, 2020 01:24 PM (9V81o)

279 267 Tiny swastikas, in the wiiiine
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 03, 2020 01:23 PM (+7yf7)

Makes me blitzkrieg, all the time...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 03, 2020 01:24 PM (s2VJv)

280 The absolute best ones to have feature Pacific Theater "army" planes, or scenes of Fleet air action, and are available only at the BX of joint base Pearl Harbor, a pretty damn swell place to do a little vacation shopping. You'll need an ID to get in.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 03, 2020 01:20 PM (8IOEj)


I got mine in the San Diego Air & Space Museum gift shop.

Posted by: filbert at June 03, 2020 01:24 PM (NiXyF)

281 Out: Big Oil
In: Big Luau.
Posted by: zombie at June 03, 2020 01:20 PM (N9G0H)


Are you a friend of Big Louie?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 03, 2020 01:24 PM (SgjGX)

282
Right, no matter what obama says today he's going to "hit all the right notes" and say "exactly what the nation needed to hear."

But, I do expect obama to condemn the violence and not stray too far into politics.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 03, 2020 01:24 PM (Qpsm0)

283 220
I forget how Snuka, but it wasn't glorious.

The Ultimate Warrior, too. Or is he not yet mort?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 03, 2020 01:20 PM (Qpsm0)



Warrior died the day after his last appearance on Monday Night Raw just after being inducted into the hall of fame that weekend.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 03, 2020 01:24 PM (wwtz2)

284
Well, then, Ima start wearing Hawaiian shirts. Never worn one before.

I will not, however, wear shorty shorts like Thomas Magnum with the shirts.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 03, 2020 01:24 PM (rCwaK)

285 Magnum P.I. hardest hit.

Posted by: Fritz at June 03, 2020 01:25 PM (95j/9)

286 I think I decline to take fashion advice from the pussy hat and tampon earrings crowd.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 03, 2020 01:25 PM (H5knJ)

287 two young men in Hawaiian shirts moved in front of the camera and began chanting the name of an obscure white nationalist slogan


Alo-ha-ayyy, Alo-ha-ayyy

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 03, 2020 01:25 PM (+7yf7)

288 I'm amused by the two separate camps on Trump conservative twitter over RR. Those who believe Rosenstein is a complete weasel who totally screwed everything up v those who thing Rosenstein gave the rope to the wrongdoers who took it.

Personally, I think he is both.

Posted by: SH at June 03, 2020 01:25 PM (sX1BW)

289 and general mayhem?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing


I've been promoted?!?! COOL!!!!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 03, 2020 01:25 PM (myjNJ)

290 Odd; I always felt Hawaiian shirts were somewhat emasculating.

Posted by: iandeal


Wut?

Posted by: Tom Selleck at June 03, 2020 01:25 PM (quX0S)

291 The reason is exactly as fucked up as you'd expect." seems to encapsulate mainstream reporting so perfectly.
Excuse me, sir, your priors are showing.
Posted by: Simple Stevo at June 03, 2020 01:22 PM (NFaWv)


There was a time when publications eschewed profanity, especially gratuitous profanity.

Now I'm no prude, I drop the odd F-bomb myself, but in a publication??

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 03, 2020 01:25 PM (YqDXo)

292 Funny, I just shrunk down enough to fit in to my Hawaiian shirts and have been wearing them liberally.

I wonder what my co-workers are thinking.

Posted by: Diesel Jones at June 03, 2020 01:25 PM (0CeRG)

293 I think we should all wear Hawaian prints to the MoMes.

That was my plan for the NoVaMoMee.
I like Tommy Bahama silk shirts. They're absurdly expensive new, but you can get them for < 50% on EBay if you're willing to buy last year's style. Oh, okay.

Posted by: pep at June 03, 2020 01:25 PM (T6t7i)

294 re 255: here's your answer, idiot:

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment
of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the
freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably
to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of
grievances.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 03, 2020 01:25 PM (4a9Vv)

295 "The Boogaloo were the first to don Hawaiian shirts as symbols of their extremist ideas.





Breakin' 2 hit hardest!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 03, 2020 01:25 PM (UQG81)

296 "Ridiculous as it may seem, that's no coincidence. In fact, all those aloha prints are designed to send a very clear message to folks with the right set of references: I am hoping for a second Civil War. Chilling? Fuck yes. But confounding, too."

Wait - Trader Joe's employees wear Hawaiian shirts as well.

Couldn't they be a bunch of very angry supermarket check-out clerks?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 03, 2020 01:25 PM (iuFgi)

297 The Best Ideas come from solving common problems...

Like all guys, I struggled to find a Racist Shirt that looked good un-tucked.

Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 01:25 PM (svHX3)

298 I used to live in Hawaii and I didn't like wearing the shirts. They are considered formal wear in Hawaii.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 03, 2020 01:25 PM (QZCjk)

299 The West African people I've met have nothing but contempt for the BLM types.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 03, 2020 01:21 PM (NWiLs)


Here she is:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylAh9VjLTiU

Posted by: Braenyard at June 03, 2020 01:26 PM (eF1II)

300
Jimmy Snukka had a pretty ingnominious end, didn't he?



Was it Domestic Abuse?



I forget.

Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2020 01:19 PM (svHX3)


Yeah, beat his GF to death. But, avoided jail by getting stomach cancer, think he was in hospice or something at the end. The real life of wrestlers is crazier than anything they air on TV.

Posted by: clutch cargo at June 03, 2020 01:26 PM (8B6Ng)

301 Right-wing wimmins shouldn't fear, you too can wear a Big Louie Hawaiian Shirt, you just are required to unbutton one extra top button.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 03, 2020 01:26 PM (SgjGX)

302
Personally, I think he is both.
***

I agree. Rosenstein isn't one of the true believers....but he was always doing what seemed best for himself at any given minute. Like a modern Mark Felt.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2020 01:26 PM (WdocV)

303

You can't spell Mala kaliki maka without Mein Kampf.

QED

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 03, 2020 01:26 PM (s2VJv)

304 Sooth - Shane Victorino, Phillies catcher was the Flyin' Hawaiian! And he was so cute when he rocked the Hawaiian shirt.

Posted by: kallisto at June 03, 2020 01:26 PM (XMhQP)

305
When I wear Hawaiian shirts, I always make Hawaiian Noises. Usually related to Bonos.
Posted by: tubal


What's that? Hawaiian noises?
Bangin' on the bongoes like a chimpanzee

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 03, 2020 01:26 PM (aKsyK)

306 I only have a bunch of loud Florida shirts instead of Hawaiian shirts, so I'm safe.

They're stylish with sandals and sox and really make my surplus AK-47 pop.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at June 03, 2020 01:26 PM (HaL55)

307 You'll have to pry my uugly, unsitely Hawaiian shirt from my cold fat belly.

Posted by: lorien1973 at June 03, 2020 01:26 PM (SpKeo)

308 #21
The poll you voted was done over 8 days ago
A more recent one has Biden up by 3
Posted by: Kurt

When it comes to Tara Reade, he's really up there!!!

Posted by: Spurt at June 03, 2020 01:26 PM (3tPHY)

309 I'm sticking with my China is Asshoe shirt.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 03, 2020 01:26 PM (QZCjk)

310 two young men in Hawaiian shirts moved in front of the camera and began chanting the name of an obscure white nationalist slogan


Hey hey, ho ho, it's off to work you go.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2020 01:26 PM (gPTe0)

311 Guess The Five will carry O's babble live? Juan will be beside himself.

Posted by: dingbat at June 03, 2020 01:27 PM (N0gU3)

312
If you want to believe they're winning, go ahead. I have no desire to try to stop you.



Let's revisit this discussion in about 5 months.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 03, 2020 01:02 PM (hku12)
---------------------

Sorry Burt, I missed this. To be clear I don't believe the Left are "winning" as such. I am explaining their *tactics*.

Trump wins the election bigly, I haven't wavered on that. And the Left, while desperate as hell, still have their fingers in a lot of very powerful pies.

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2020 01:27 PM (5Uh8B)

313 Tie-Dyed IZOD polo?

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Not Masked and Hearding Cats at June 03, 2020 01:27 PM (3H9h1)

314 Miss Lindsey just called Rosenstein "an honest man." As usual, this is another GOP show trial.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 03, 2020 01:27 PM (AFSld)

315 >two young men in Hawaiian shirts moved in front of the camera and began chanting the name of an obscure white nationalist slogan

What slogan was that?
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 03, 2020 01:22 PM (Zz0t1)

"Heil Kamehameha!"

Posted by: Surfperch at June 03, 2020 01:27 PM (7/3y7)

316 I assume everyone knows this, but Hawaiian shirts were originally made from old kimono silk repurposed into a shirt. So, no flamingos but lots of big floral designs.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 03, 2020 01:27 PM (LWu6U)

317 People actually get paid to write such ridiculous conspiracy theories ?

Posted by: SMOD at June 03, 2020 01:27 PM (3aI0K)

318 Liberals can't express themselves without F-bombs. Seriously, it's nonstop with them. Using it in a publication just ups your "woke" points.

Posted by: brak at June 03, 2020 01:27 PM (cG+eD)

319 I really do have my finger on the pulse of America - see?

Oh, uh, sorry Tara.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 03, 2020 01:27 PM (WdocV)

320 Just went through Wendy's drive thru to thank their CEO for trump donation. Line was longest in my memory but service was fast. Looked like what CFA was earlier in the decade

Posted by: Al Unsure at June 03, 2020 01:27 PM (Jib4S)

321 Posted by: Jordan61 at June 03, 2020 01:23 PM (5AYft)

You dont come out swinging with those claims and dont expect to get some verification requests!!

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 03, 2020 01:27 PM (raH/0)

322 two young men in Hawaiian shirts moved in front of the camera and began chanting the name of an obscure white nationalist slogan



What slogan was that?

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 03, 2020 01:22 PM (Zz0t1)


Tiny bubbles

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 03, 2020 01:27 PM (UQG81)

323 "Ridiculous as it may seem, that's no coincidence. In fact, all those aloha prints are designed to send a very clear message to folks with the right set of references: I am hoping for a second Civil War. Chilling? Fuck yes. But confounding, too."

See, as you begin by typing those words, you need to stop and ask yourself some hard questions before continuing. That is, if you're a journalist and not an agenda-pushing fuckwad with a platform.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 03, 2020 01:27 PM (+7yf7)

324 ace, OT - ya gotta do a Rosie thread.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 03, 2020 01:23 PM (El6T/)


NO.

Posted by: runner at June 03, 2020 01:27 PM (zr5Kq)

325 I need a flowery Hawaiian shirt cause nothing screams white power like a gay shirt and th ok hand gesture. Fml.

Posted by: USNtakim at June 03, 2020 01:27 PM (0OmEj)

326 These people are fookin noots.

Posted by: Groundskeeper Willie at June 03, 2020 01:27 PM (PiwSw)

327 I hope this doesn't affect Hawaiian Shirt Day at Initech

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 03, 2020 01:27 PM (iTXRQ)

328 To us they're just shirts.

Posted by: Hawaiians at June 03, 2020 01:28 PM (COzlW)

329 The xthing 2: Electric Boogaloo meme has been a meme since before there was an internet.

But the Left wants to turn it into White Supremacist code.

Fuck them.

Posted by: blaster at June 03, 2020 01:28 PM (ZfRYq)

330 Jesus Christ, how long before they hang poor Tom Selleck?

Posted by: Han Yolo at June 03, 2020 01:28 PM (k5hWy)

331 What slogan was that?
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 03, 2020 01:22 PM (Zz0t1)

"Get a fucking job! Quit rioting!"
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 03, 2020 01:23 PM (NWiLs)

All lives matter.

Which is clearly a very Racist thing to say!

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 03, 2020 01:28 PM (NgKpN)

332 188 Interesting I pick up a Caribbean accent. Afro-Caribbeans tend to
have a very different view of the racial climate in America then what
you might expect.









Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2020 01:16 PM (WdocV)


So do the Kenyan blacks. When I was in Mombasa, Kenya years ago at one of their pubs a couple of blacks from the ship came in and wnt up to the batender (who was black) and held their hands for a hand slap and went in to a shuck and jive routing. The bartender steps back and eyed them and then in a perfect British accent said "I beg your pardon". They turned around and left. The people in the bar laughed their ass off.

Posted by: Vic at June 03, 2020 01:28 PM (mpXpK)

333 Pretty black lady takes on cliche white idiot girl.
***

Interesting I pick up a Caribbean accent. Afro-Caribbeans tend to have a very different view of the racial climate in America then what you might expect.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2020 01:16 PM (WdocV)


Over 2 million views. This is good. People are listening to her.

Yes, is probably an immigrant and not brainwashed from birth.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 03, 2020 01:28 PM (Saar8)

334 Literary trivia. In the Chet and Bernie mystery series, Bernie may be a good detective but he's a lousy businessman. He lost his nut promoting Hawaiian pants.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 03, 2020 01:28 PM (+y/Ru)

335 Hey hey, ho ho, it's off to work you go.
Posted by: rickb223

We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig the whole day through.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 03, 2020 01:28 PM (LWu6U)

336 Gotta come up with a new costume to kill n*ggers now eh Nazis?

Posted by: raimondo at June 03, 2020 01:28 PM (eop6i)

337 Biden up by 10% with people who liked the style of his face mask.

Biden up 20% over Trump because they like whatever drugs were used to keep him coherent while reading a speech written by someone else

Biden up 300% over Trump because they liked the style of his kneeling in the AME Church.

Posted by: Partisan Polling Predicts at June 03, 2020 01:28 PM (+eVzC)

338
I wondered. Yep, Jack Lord wore them too:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7hft58f

And dig that hair. Greatest TV hair of all time, with Mannix a close second.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 03, 2020 01:28 PM (rCwaK)

339 an obscure white nationalist slogan


Justice for Captain Cook!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 03, 2020 01:28 PM (+7yf7)

340
There's a reason Graham chose Rodentstein to "testify."
You're seeing the charade play out right now.

We're the assholes in this farce.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 03, 2020 01:28 PM (Qpsm0)

341 Out: Big Oil
In: Big Luau.


This *has* to be another 4chan thing.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 03, 2020 01:28 PM (ZGrMX)

342
Let's revisit this discussion in about 5 months.


I feel like these riots are just a warmup to what the election will bring

Posted by: brak at June 03, 2020 01:28 PM (cG+eD)

343 248
Those Hawaiian shirts with WWII aircraft and Pacific scenes are available at various military museum gifts shops, not just BXs.


Posted by: rhomboid at June 03, 2020 01:22 PM (El6T/)

__________


I bought a great shirt with a print of a WWII map of theater operations on it. It was quite the conversation-starter with friends and strangers alike.


Bartender in San Francisco who collected memorabilia like that gushed over it so much that I literally gave him the shirt off my back as a gift.

Posted by: ShainS at June 03, 2020 01:28 PM (mLSTp)

344 I like Tommy Bahama silk shirts. They're absurdly expensive new, but you can get them for


What do they go for and what's a good EBay price, please?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 03, 2020 01:28 PM (gd9RK)

345 Wait - Carlos Ruiz was catcher. What position did Shane play? Center field I think.

Posted by: kallisto at June 03, 2020 01:28 PM (XMhQP)

346 two young men in Hawaiian shirts moved in front of the camera and began chanting the name of an obscure white nationalist slogan

"they were reciting the bill of rights, I was so afraid!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 03, 2020 01:29 PM (KZzsI)

347 The term was "Groyper."
We live in the stupidest timeline.

Posted by: Joe Jackson at June 03, 2020 01:29 PM (j25AD)

348 As I sit here, just over my right shoulder on the wall is a family photo from 1986 of me, Missus Muldoon and our six kids, all in Hawaiian shirts! Damn, that's a nice looking group! And I had hair!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 03, 2020 01:29 PM (m45I2)

349 You know who else wore Hawaiian shirts, right?
Posted by: Furious George at June 03, 2020 01:24 PM


Don Ho?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 03, 2020 01:29 PM (ejd/p)

350

CLEANUP 336

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 03, 2020 01:29 PM (Saar8)

351 >>Does Obama really believe he will stop the rioting and show up Trump, with his magical speech? This ought to be good for a few laughs.


They have to counter the speech and images of Trump walking in Lafayette square with something (in their mind) on par. Biden didn't do it with his kneeling, so they're doing the Hail Mary pass with Obama reprising his role as Race Relations Healer in Chief.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 03, 2020 01:29 PM (bDqIh)

352 Hawaiian shirts are UGLY!

Posted by: redridinghood at June 03, 2020 01:29 PM (wiXsO)

353 >>> 314 Miss Lindsey just called Rosenstein "an honest man." As usual, this is another GOP show trial.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 03, 2020 01:27 PM

The purpose of [democrat] show trials are to raise unfounded accusations against non-leftists as well as cover up the criminal acts of leftists.

The purpose of [republican] show trials are to raise unfounded accusations against non-leftists as well as cover up the criminal acts of leftists.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 03, 2020 01:29 PM (l6b3d)

354 SH, you're clearly correct, but the one camp is entirely cheerleader types who know little about the topic, the other are more serious people who know it inside-out.

And even the comparatively devastating questions aren't the toughest ones that should be asked, and have been lying there for over 2 years.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 03, 2020 01:29 PM (El6T/)

355 This just in, Jimmy Buffett named Fascist number one.

Posted by: Darth Randall at June 03, 2020 01:29 PM (iWCRg)

356 Snuka's girlfriend (he was also married) died on the road with him as they were traveling in the 80s. No charges were ever filed. They had recently started reinvestigating the case and had or were going to charge him and then he died.

Dark side of the ring did an episode on the girl's death. They try to do some insinuation that McMahon paid off the cops to not file charges because he came in with a briefcase. You know a businessman, in the 80s. I mean why else would he have a briefcase?

Posted by: Buzzion at June 03, 2020 01:30 PM (wwtz2)

357 >>>Picture my 38HH rack before I got it reduced to DD.

Did that help?
Posted by: Jordan61


Wow, I thought she was a guy too. But the description is well, wow.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 03, 2020 01:30 PM (AFSld)

358 The hell am I gonna do with this wardrobe now?

Posted by: Magnum, P.I. at June 03, 2020 01:30 PM (zdSnu)

359 two young men in Hawaiian shirts moved in front of the camera and began chanting the name of an obscure white nationalist slogan



What slogan was that?

Posted by: Sponge


Hey hey, ho ho, Don Ho has got to go!
Hey hey, ho ho, Don Ho has got to go!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2020 01:30 PM (gPTe0)

360 Doing the Horst Wessel hula?

Posted by: banned in waikiki at June 03, 2020 01:30 PM (ovdE4)

361 Raimondo down 67.2.5 % by people who were taken aback by his wearing a gold lame dress, red stilettos and a feather boa.

Posted by: Partisan Polling Predicts at June 03, 2020 01:30 PM (+eVzC)

362 I imagine it isn't that interesting. Probably something like a group of poorly paid basement dwellers surfing the web and watching news broadcasts from around the world, then distilling the currently unhomogenized media talking points and any snippet from a website (like, for a possible example, "I like Hawaiian shirts for concealed carry because they're loose and comfortable" posted on a website that is unhappy about the riots and talking about best practices for the suburbs...) and mailing them to their masters.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2020 01:23 PM (hYcqw)


No joke, one of the threads started on the USCCA forums on May 29 was "Friday fun: show us your Hawaiian shirts!" (pointing out that they're a CCW cliché for obvious reasons). Needless to say, it has absolutely nothing to do with anything else besides that.

https://stoatnet.org/hshirt.png

So yeah, I could see some starry-eyed early-twenties dipshit trolling around to find something like that. You need a USCCA membership to view the forum, though.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 03, 2020 01:30 PM (t+qrx)

363 I have a liberal relative who wears Hawaiian shirts all the time during the summer. He will have to toss most of his summer wardrobe when he finds out he's wearing the uniform of White Supremacy. All those Tommy Bahama parrots and flowers are really the same as Hugo Boss swastikas.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V at June 03, 2020 01:30 PM (HabA/)

364 Uh oh ...

https://tinyurl.com/yaytqd7a

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 03, 2020 01:30 PM (YqDXo)

365 Justice for Captain Cook!
___

Let me just say, that man had taste.

Posted by: Some Hawaiian at June 03, 2020 01:30 PM (WdocV)

366 began chanting the name of an obscure white nationalist slogan, drowning out protesters shouting "No Justice, No Peace!"
-----------

'The name of an obscure nationalist slogan...'

WTF? If it is obscure, how does the journalist know it? And, btw, what is it? 'Arbeit macht frei'?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 03, 2020 01:30 PM (bc+R5)

367 I thought Molon Labe was the go-to White Nationalist slogan?? I am merely a Nationalist, so I use Labe. Mostly.

Posted by: tubal at June 03, 2020 01:31 PM (bCLt0)

368 Only way I'd wear a floral shirt is if it were all earth tones. Which I think kinda' kills the whole idea. I think.

Posted by: Cause and Effect at June 03, 2020 01:31 PM (0pc8A)

369 273 > two young men in Hawaiian shirts moved in front of the camera and began chanting the name of an obscure white nationalist slogan

What slogan was that?
Posted by: Sponge

NO LUAU NO PEACE
Posted by: DB- just DB


Notice the complete illiteracy of the WaPo article:

The Hawaiian short guys didn't chant an obscure white nationalist slogan; they chanted the name of an obscure white nationalist slogan.

So: do all white nationalist slogans -- even the obscure ones -- have their own names?

Scene: White Nationalist Headquarters.

"OK, I propose a new slogan: Whitey Alrighty! Sound good? All who approve this new white nationalist slogan say 'Aye.'"

"Aye."

"Point of order: We can't adopt a new slogan until we give it a name."

"True. Any nominations for the name we should give to the slogan 'Whitey Alrighty'? "

""How about 'That Alrighty Slogan' "?

"Sounds good. Everyone who agrees that we should name 'Whitey Alrighty" as 'That Alrighty Slogan' say 'Aye.' "

"Aye."

Posted by: zombie at June 03, 2020 01:31 PM (N9G0H)

370 I don't wear Hawaiian shirts . I favor the color / printed t-shirts that cover for my inside the pants appendix carry.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 03, 2020 01:31 PM (2DOZq)

371 There was a time when publications eschewed profanity, especially gratuitous profanity.



Now I'm no prude, I drop the odd F-bomb myself, but in a publication??

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 03, 2020 01:25 PM (YqDXo)

There was a time when publications were written in large part to satisfy intellectual curiosities. Sure there was a lot of hidden propaganda, but man has a quest to gain and share knowledge and that was just part of the natural order.

Now publications are almost entirely written to employ mental mindfuck emotional manipulation and persuasion. We have regressed.

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2020 01:31 PM (5Uh8B)

372 The Left believes it is de facto illegal to believe anything other than what they believe.

The steps of making that de jure are well underway, see re: trying to get a license to be a social worker if you do not adhere to whatever the position this millisecond is on the Left.

It's like all the people saying the protesters with guns stormed the Michigan capital building. Um. No. No, they did not. But they had guns and they wanted haircuts and they are The Bad People and we are the Good People and here we are.

This will end via the historical norm.

I just pray I'll be able to get the 'rents and their dog across the borders of the Free Republic of Texas before the borders are sealed.

I'm not joking. Otherwise, I'm going to be mowed down in the first wave.

And people wonder why I'm playing video games all the time. Sure beats paying attention to reality.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 03, 2020 01:31 PM (GbPPJ)

373 You know what really is mostly peaceful?
Apprehension of violent criminals.
There sure are a lot of times they do not even get a splinter. So fuck the media and their factions.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at June 03, 2020 01:31 PM (FBVKZ)

374 >>>There's a reason Graham chose Rodentstein to "testify."
You're seeing the charade play out right now.



Exactly. It's Kabuki theater for Fox News fans.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 03, 2020 01:31 PM (AFSld)

375 315 >two young men in Hawaiian shirts moved in front of the camera and began chanting the name of an obscure white nationalist slogan

What slogan was that?
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 03, 2020 01:22 PM (Zz0t1)

"Heil Kamehameha!"
Posted by: Surfperch at June 03, 2020 01:27 PM (7/3y7)

Mele KaliKimaka?

The Mein Kampf of der new Fuhrer, James Buffet.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 03, 2020 01:31 PM (NgKpN)

376 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylAh9VjLTiU


Love it.
Broadcasters edited it.
She slapped him upside the head more than once.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 03, 2020 01:31 PM (eF1II)

377 Love the Chet and Bernie mysteries. I also love Hawaiian shirts.

Posted by: gsharpe at June 03, 2020 01:31 PM (U//li)

378 There were no Hawaiian shirt protestors in Philly. As usual NYT is FOS.

Posted by: kallisto at June 03, 2020 01:31 PM (XMhQP)

379 You know who else wore Hawaiian shirts, right?

Elvis?
Upon A Time in Hollywood?
Weird Al Yankovich?
Magnum PI?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 03, 2020 01:31 PM (KZzsI)

380 340
There's a reason Graham chose Rodentstein to "testify."
You're seeing the charade play out right now.

We're the assholes in this farce.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 03, 2020 01:28 PM (Qpsm0)

==========

McCabe seems pretty pissy about it, at least.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 03, 2020 01:32 PM (UWqZJ)

381 I like Tommy Bahama silk shirts. They're absurdly expensive new, but you can get them for




What do they go for and what's a good EBay price, please?

Last year was the last time I looked. They were about $50, give or take, while a new one was well north of $100.

Posted by: pep at June 03, 2020 01:32 PM (T6t7i)

382 I have a liberal relative who wears Hawaiian shirts all the time
-------

I thought it was the summer wear of choice among hipsters. It certainly seems to be here.

Hardest hit - UnTuckIt

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 03, 2020 01:32 PM (bc+R5)

383 I did NOT wet myself over Hawaiian shirts. My Depends panties hold every drop.

Posted by: Brian Stelter at June 03, 2020 01:32 PM (COzlW)

384 I actually bought a bunch of Polynesian shirts for summer a few weeks ago. First time I've gone with a proper summer wardrobe rather than plain old t-shirts.

I'm gonna have to practice my best indignant "This isn't Hawaiian! It's Polynesian!" voice.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 03, 2020 01:32 PM (+oVP5)

385 325 I need a flowery Hawaiian shirt cause nothing screams white power like a gay shirt and th ok hand gesture. Fml.
Posted by: USNtakim at June 03,
---------------------
Ever see sailors manning the rail of a ship in their whites? Totes Gay.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 03, 2020 01:32 PM (QZCjk)

386 began chanting the name of an obscure white nationalist slogan, drowning out protesters shouting "No Justice, No Peace!"
-----------

'The name of an obscure nationalist slogan...'

WTF? If it is obscure, how does the journalist know it? And, btw, what is it? 'Arbeit macht frei'?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.


***

Wait a minute!
I thought the protests and riots WERE done by white nationalists???

Posted by: Diogenes at June 03, 2020 01:32 PM (axyOa)

387 And dig that hair. Greatest TV hair of all time, with Mannix a close second.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 03, 2020 01:28 PM (rCwaK)

_____________


"Here, hold my blow dryer and surplus teenage chicks." -- Keith Partridge

Posted by: ShainS at June 03, 2020 01:32 PM (mLSTp)

388 SH, you're clearly correct, but the one camp is entirely cheerleader
types who know little about the topic, the other are more serious people
who know it inside-out.



And even the comparatively devastating questions aren't the toughest
ones that should be asked, and have been lying there for over 2 years.
-------------

It doesn't really matter. The Senate is not going to hold the bad actors accountable. Its Barr and Durham - they either will or won't. Its all been exposed. Rosenstein made clear today he was lied to. But the FISA judge already made that clear. Ultimately, its the American people who will be the judge. That's what this next election is all about.

Posted by: SH at June 03, 2020 01:32 PM (sX1BW)

389 "The best thing about the Obama years was all that racial healing."

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 03, 2020 01:32 PM (LxTcq)

390 You know who else wore Hawaiian shirts, right?

Greg Brady

That N*zi muthafukka.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 03, 2020 01:32 PM (+7yf7)

391 ace, your guest is calling you a nazi in your own house @336

Posted by: runner at June 03, 2020 01:33 PM (zr5Kq)

392 chanting the name of an obscure white nationalist slogan

What slogan was that?


***********

"Kamanawannaleia"

Posted by: Muldoon at June 03, 2020 01:33 PM (m45I2)

393 Speaking of that: Why is the coronavirus lockdown now cancelled?
.........

Newssolini will have you arrested for going to the beach but not for breaking windows in Santa Monica.

Posted by: wth at June 03, 2020 01:33 PM (v0R5T)

394 Interesting I pick up a Caribbean accent. Afro-Caribbeans tend to have a very different view of the racial climate in America then what you might expect.

African-born ones too. The smartest guy I've ever worked with is a Nigerian evangelical.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 03, 2020 01:33 PM (ZGrMX)

395 Ridiculous as it may seem, that's no coincidence. In fact, all those aloha prints are designed to send a very clear message to folks with the right set of references

-
Run Through the Jungle?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 03, 2020 01:33 PM (+y/Ru)

396 To quote Giles Cory, "More Weight". If we weren't the majority this level of effort plus the mail in ballot push wouldn't be necessary. Trump 2020.

Posted by: Piratepatch from the flood zone at June 03, 2020 01:33 PM (2WfPe)

397 CNN says there are some fine people marching with the looters and domestic terrorists.



ha, perfect

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 03, 2020 01:21 PM (Saar

That's completely awesome but the truth is even worse than that. CNN et al have been telling us the rioters are fine people (when they're not white supremacists) for days now.

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2020 01:33 PM (5Uh8B)

398 There is a good chance that one of our grandfathers wore an Hawaiian shirt while brandishing an automatic weapon while fighting the "nips" in FDR's war

Posted by: SMOD at June 03, 2020 01:33 PM (OxYQ1)

399 Unable to find any pictures of militia men running around in woodland cammo the MSM, in mounting desperation, came across two dudes in Hawaiian shirts and an incredible, idiotic, idea happened.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Join The Masquerade with Quality Facial Wear from The Outrage Outlet! at June 03, 2020 01:33 PM (0QYMt)

400 Everyone arrested causing damage and looting, either now or in the future, should be permanently disqualified from receiving government benefits. No SNAP, Medicare, Medicaid, disability, social security, unemployment, housing assistance etc. If you're going to violently undermine society you shouldn't be a beneficiary of that society ever again

Posted by: El Skanko at June 03, 2020 01:33 PM (y4ePX)

401 Kurt, the only way you could be useful is if you became fertilizer. You are a complete waste of protoplasm.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 03, 2020 01:33 PM (o2MD2)

402 The dark night of domestic terror is always descending from the far right, and yet it arrives only from the left.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 03, 2020 01:33 PM (LWu6U)

403 chanting the name of an obscure white nationalist slogan

What slogan was that?

***********

"Kamanawannaleia"
Posted by: Muldoon at June 03, 2020 01:33 PM (m45I2)

------

Thats Pokalottatwatts cousin, right?

Posted by: fixerupper at June 03, 2020 01:34 PM (8XRCm)

404
They invoked the name of Reichkanzler Duke Kahanamoku.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2020 01:34 PM (mht8P)

405 Brian Bartels the brave Antifa Warrior surrendered today.

His mommy drove him to the police station.

Info and joke from Kate at Small Dead Animals.

Posted by: rd at June 03, 2020 01:34 PM (+0uDE)

406 What if my plate carrier is Hawaiian print?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 03, 2020 01:34 PM (DjiZK)

407 The hell am I gonna do with this wardrobe now?
Posted by: Magnum, P.I. at June 03, 2020 01:30 PM (zdSnu)
........

You could sell reverse mortgages.

Posted by: wth at June 03, 2020 01:34 PM (v0R5T)

408 FYI, the Hawaiian Shirts are a military thing, primarily Special Forces, which is a tongue in cheek attempt to look inconspicuous by adopting the opposite of quiet dress while demonstrating that they can wear whatever they want.

See:

https://tinyurl.com/ybkqmqup
So our press is defaming the American fighting man in the process of smearing White Men as a class.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at June 03, 2020 01:34 PM (ssz2a)

409 wasn't Jimmy wearing a Hawaiian shirt while he played the ukelele that Nathan had put a bomb in?

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 03, 2020 01:34 PM (4a9Vv)

410 Bigots Against Bigotry. Nothing more.
Vigilantes Against Vigilantism.

Just have to be bigoted against the right people.

Is creed protected under the civil rights act?
Conservatism could easily be considered a creed.
Tom Servo would absolutely slam dunk that one.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at June 03, 2020 01:34 PM (FBVKZ)

411 You know what is racist?
Standing stoically in a Hawaiian shirt with an AR-15.....
turns out those guys *should* have been burning down buildings to protest.....
Don Lemon says that is JUST like the Founders.

Posted by: sven at June 03, 2020 01:35 PM (oRLRa)

412 @391: "ace, your guest is calling you a nazi in your own house @336"

Personally, I only kill naggers with patience and kindness.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 03, 2020 01:35 PM (+oVP5)

413 What do they go for and what's a good EBay price, please?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 03, 2020 01:28 PM (gd9RK


That's actually a great way to buy them. I've gotten a lot of my TB shirts on eBay. Usually they just take a marker to the label so it's a "second". They normally go north of $100 (more for embroidered), but you can grab on eBay for $30-40ish. Also, Rey Spooner (good old brand), Nat Nast is also very good. Seriously,

I have probably 3 dozen I've collected over the years, as well as vintage stuff.

Posted by: clutch cargo at June 03, 2020 01:35 PM (8B6Ng)

414


"Brian Bartels the brave Antifa Warrior surrendered today. "

Looks to me from a quick google that this Fine Young Freedom Fighter is the son of two doctors. Of course.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at June 03, 2020 01:35 PM (lg/F7)

415 Are you a friend of Big Louie?
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 03, 2020 01:24 PM


Big Lou's like you.
He likes Hawaiian shirts, too.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 03, 2020 01:35 PM (ejd/p)

416 The German word for ukulele is Rechtsschutzversicherungsgesellschaften.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 03, 2020 01:35 PM (LxTcq)

417 Zeeg Hile!

Posted by: raimondo at June 03, 2020 01:35 PM (eop6i)

418 I got married on a beach, barefoot, at sunset , in a Hawaiian shirt IN HAWAII.

What does THAT say?

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 03, 2020 01:35 PM (Zz0t1)

419 Yyyeeeaaah, I thought I made it clear that *Friday* is Hawaiian shirt day.

Didn't you get the memo?

Posted by: Bill Lumbergh at June 03, 2020 01:35 PM (Do5/p)

420 Ah, raimondo, you truly don't understand misanthropy, do you?

Misanthropes are the most color blind people one will ever meet.

We hate everyone with equal passion.

In your case, though, probably wouldn't get hate, because we understand you're an idiot and can't help yourself.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 03, 2020 01:35 PM (WEBkv)

421 ""How about 'That Alrighty Slogan' "?

"Sounds good. Everyone who agrees that we should name 'Whitey Alrighty" as 'That Alrighty Slogan' say 'Aye.' "


Like many have said, this has *got* to be a 4chan prank again.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 03, 2020 01:35 PM (ZGrMX)

422 It's amazing - I keep finding out about all these white nationalist groups I never knew existed just a few days ago. They're the best kept secret in America. Gotta hand it to those white guys in Hawaiian shirts, they sure know how to cover their tracks. Just imagine what the dudes in Izod polos are up to.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V at June 03, 2020 01:35 PM (HabA/)

423 He's doing it to try and blame Trump for the violence as well as deflect the heat from the Coup investigations.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 03, 2020 01:23 PM (s2VJv)

He's doing it to let the media pretend he is demonstrating "real leadership" in a vacuum, and to remind people of a "better time" when he and "Joe" were gettin' it done.

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2020 01:35 PM (5Uh8B)

424 Posted by: raimondo at June 03, 2020 01:35 PM (eop6i)

You DICK!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at June 03, 2020 01:36 PM (Zz0t1)

425 There's a practical reason for wearing a Hawaiian shirt if you're carrying a pistol concealed.

You want a loose-fitting shirt that looks alright when un-tucked and has some sort of print pattern that might obscure the pattern of the butt of your gun if that should press against your shirt.

Of course, a lot of shirts meet these criteria, but Hawaiian shirts are probably the most memorable for those looking for a pattern.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 03, 2020 01:36 PM (UW2ZS)

426 Probably already been said. We're all gonna get fucking shirts! K?

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 03, 2020 01:36 PM (l+j8B)

427 Untucked big floppy Hawaiian shirts allow carry of large handguns underneath... Very common in the CCW community...

Posted by: Ivan Gotsasecret at June 03, 2020 01:36 PM (r4jId)

428 "Brian Bartels the brave Antifa Warrior surrendered today. "

-----

Not to be a dick.... but .... that happened yesterday.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 03, 2020 01:36 PM (8XRCm)

429 Who would have thought that cruise ships are full of racist right-wing shitheads.

Posted by: johnd01 at June 03, 2020 01:36 PM (ukNFU)

430 But once again, we see the leftwing conducting actual revolutionary violence, with their pro-terrorist media allies pretending not to notice or actively supporting their efforts, and, to divert attention, they focus laser-like on a fringe group of right-wingers who stand accused of Wanting a Revolution or Civil War.


DAMMIT ACE!!!! The White Supremacists are not RIGHT WING! Stop it!!!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy. COVID Free since 1975 at June 03, 2020 01:36 PM (dNzKv)

431 418 I got married on a beach, barefoot, at sunset , in a Hawaiian shirt IN HAWAII.

What does THAT say?
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 03, 2020 01:35 PM (Zz0t1)

That you're very romantic.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 03, 2020 01:36 PM (Ez6QX)

432 Good God! Hard to believe this isn't even a parody, this is real, and these fuckheads at the Post need to be fucked up for continuing to try turning everything into a go signal for revolution.

Did it ever occur to these asshats that it's freakin summertime, and Hawaiian shirts are practical and in season?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 03, 2020 01:36 PM (EZD3+)

433
"Kamanawannaleia"
Posted by: Muldoon at June 03, 2020 01:33 PM



***

I can hear the limerick wheels turning now!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 03, 2020 01:36 PM (axyOa)

434 We found your Hawaiian Shirt-terror leader!

illinoisentertainer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/obomahawaiian-shirt.jpg

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at June 03, 2020 01:36 PM (Ndje9)

435
"Brian Bartels the brave Antifa Warrior surrendered today. "

Looks to me from a quick google that this Fine Young Freedom Fighter is the son of two doctors. Of course.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at June 03, 2020 01:35 PM (lg/F7)


And those 2 doctors perp marched his ass into the police station in front of all the cameras.

Good for them.

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at June 03, 2020 01:36 PM (Zz0t1)

436 Big Lou's like you.

He likes Hawaiian shirts, too.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 03, 2020 01:35 PM (ejd/p)

That funny right there

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 03, 2020 01:37 PM (DjiZK)

437 Speaking of that: Why is the coronavirus lockdown now cancelled?

-
Will Feuer@WillFOIA
NEW: The Minnesota National Guard plans to test all of its deployed members for the coronavirus after one tested positive and nine others have reported symptoms, a spokesman told CNBC on Tuesday.

-
It's going to be biological warfare!Serves

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 03, 2020 01:37 PM (+y/Ru)

438 Damn....

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 03, 2020 01:37 PM (Zz0t1)

439 Mark my words: throwback mustaches will be next.

Posted by: ElKomandante at June 03, 2020 01:37 PM (X22FG)

440 Hey! Howzabout a Hawaiian Shirt?

Posted by: Punchy NeoNazi at June 03, 2020 01:37 PM (+7yf7)

441 And people wonder why I'm playing video games all the time. Sure beats paying attention to reality.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 03, 2020 01:31 PM (GbPPJ)


They shut the borders pretty tight during Wuhan.

It was a practice run.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 03, 2020 01:37 PM (eF1II)

442 Apparently in Washington state at open up for business rallies, some of the leaders were in Hawaiian shirts.

But not with tactical gear.

There is some picture of 4 big guys with beards in tac gear open carrying Ar15s that is supposed to be from the Richmond VCDL day.

I can't verify that it was from there. And I did not see anyone there wearing it, but I wasn't everywhere.

But here is a photo that was in the Atlantic - this was about 20 feet in front of where we were.

https://tinyurl.com/y72omqpm

Not a single Hawaiian shirt in sight.

Posted by: blaster at June 03, 2020 01:37 PM (ZfRYq)

443 Big Lou's like you.
He likes Hawaiian shirts, too.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 03, 2020 01:35 PM (ejd/p)


Now I want to start a tiki restaurant called "Big Louie's Bar and Grill".

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 03, 2020 01:37 PM (SgjGX)

444 I bet that that Black Woman yelling at the white female idiot is being paid by the Trump campaign, I expect Rachel Maddow will get on this right away.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 03, 2020 01:37 PM (4a9Vv)

445 Just imagine what the dudes in Izod polos are up to.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V at June 03, 2020 01:35 PM (HabA/)
------------

Yeah, well, they are printing like mad, and that's not a good look.

They maybe should look at something a bit less tight to the body, like an oversize work shirt or some such.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 03, 2020 01:37 PM (WEBkv)

446 418 I got married on a beach, barefoot, at sunset , in a Hawaiian shirt IN HAWAII.

What does THAT say?
---------------------
Latent homosexuality? Which beach was it?

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 03, 2020 01:37 PM (QZCjk)

447 427 Untucked big floppy Hawaiian shirts allow carry of large handguns underneath... Very common in the CCW community...
Posted by: Ivan Gotsasecret at June 03, 2020 01:36 PM (r4jId)

Large handguns? Hell, I'm not a fatass. I could hide a 12 gage pump under one of those.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 03, 2020 01:38 PM (o2MD2)

448
I have a closet downstate that is awash in dog whistles -- who knew?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 03, 2020 01:38 PM (pNxlR)

449 444 I bet that that Black Woman yelling at the white female idiot is being paid by the Trump campaign, I expect Rachel Maddow will get on this right away.
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 03, 2020 01:37 PM (4a9Vv)

==========

I'd reach out to her and offer to hire her as a campaign surrogate if I were Trump.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 03, 2020 01:38 PM (UWqZJ)

450 Power outage in my building Sirens outside. No idea what's going on

Posted by: Josephistan at June 03, 2020 01:38 PM (IRCcm)

451 Boy, they will be terrified when they see MY Hawaiian shirts.

I got one, that I bought on the Big Mo, that has battleships all over it. And yet another, bought on the Big Mo, features B-29s.

That ought to make the media produce bricks consisting of brown organic matter.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 03, 2020 01:38 PM (ejsiI)

452 I've got a Hawaiian shirt in my closet I haven't worn since I went to Kauai 10 years ago. I've been saving it for a special occasion.

Posted by: freakahmaha at June 03, 2020 01:38 PM (XfhKA)

453
That you're very romantic.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 03, 2020 01:36 PM (Ez6QX)


Awwwww...... *blush*

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 03, 2020 01:38 PM (Zz0t1)

454 You know who else wore Hawaiian shirts, right?

Elvis?
Upon A Time in Hollywood?
Weird Al Yankovich?
Magnum PI?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Sonny Crockett

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 03, 2020 01:38 PM (AytXr)

455 That you're very romantic.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 03, 2020 01:36 PM (Ez6QX)
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Don't try to change the subject, young lady!

Pictures!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 03, 2020 01:38 PM (WEBkv)

456 What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: guayabera at June 03, 2020 01:39 PM (ovdE4)

457 The libertarian groups are anarchists, White supremacists are socialists. The right does not own either of them. Stop accepting the lie!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy. COVID Free since 1975 at June 03, 2020 01:39 PM (dNzKv)

458 407 The hell am I gonna do with this wardrobe now?
Posted by: Magnum, P.I. at June 03, 2020 01:30 PM (zdSnu)


Donate it to Salvation Army, it doesn't fit you.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 03, 2020 01:39 PM (eF1II)

459 You know who else wore Hawaiian shirts, right?

See #364.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 03, 2020 01:39 PM (YqDXo)

460 375 315 >two young men in Hawaiian shirts moved in front of the camera and began chanting the name of an obscure white nationalist slogan

What slogan was that?
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 03, 2020 01:22 PM (Zz0t1)

"Heil Kamehameha!"
Posted by: Surfperch

Mele KaliKimaka?

The Mein Kampf of der new Fuhrer, James Buffet.
Posted by: Romeo13


Mele Kalikimaka is a phrase that means
We like our White Supremacy.

Mele Kalikimaka is a Nazi term
that fills our racist hearts with glee!

We wear Hawaiian shirts to prove our skin is white
Brighter than the sun by day and moon by night.
Mele Kalikimaka is the white man's way
To say we are better than you!

Posted by: zombie at June 03, 2020 01:39 PM (N9G0H)

461 Good God! Hard to believe this isn't even a parody, this is real

I know! Do they spin a wheel, where do they get this stuff? Hasn't that been the way since 2008, though?

Posted by: Piratepatch from the flood zone at June 03, 2020 01:39 PM (2WfPe)

462 Big Lou's like you.

He likes Hawaiian shirts, too.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 03, 2020 01:35 PM (ejd/p)

That funny right there
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 03, 2020 01:37 PM


I think I laugh at those commercials way more than I should.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 03, 2020 01:39 PM (ejd/p)

463 I think the crime of the Hawaiian shirts or anyone who is White but not an ethnomasochist is having thoughts about participating in the Left's violent revolution as anything other than a passive victim of it.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at June 03, 2020 01:39 PM (ssz2a)

464 Man, it was only a couple months ago I had to buy a Betsy Ross flag shirt for some protesty reason that we've all forgotten already.

When I signed up for the Right, nobody told me the shirt budget was gonna be so high.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 03, 2020 01:39 PM (+7yf7)

465 @379: "Magnum PI?"

You know who else had a mustache, right?

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 03, 2020 01:39 PM (+oVP5)

466 Dammit man, I just ordered something off Amazon, I hate to go back and place a second order for a Hawaiian shirt because of multiple packages and stuff.

Posted by: Picric at June 03, 2020 01:39 PM (KxeP3)

467 i'm always reminded, when i see these sort of leftist claims, that only dogs can hear dog whistles...

and they ALWAYS seem to be able to hear these things...

weird huh?

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 03, 2020 01:39 PM (+NdM9)

468 It just crossed 90F here in the shade on my front porch.

Posted by: Vic at June 03, 2020 01:39 PM (mpXpK)

469 Hawaiian shirts : bad.

Jeans with waistband riding at the knees : enlightened

Posted by: red speck at June 03, 2020 01:39 PM (gS3OW)

470 I never thought Hawaiian Shirts and Lederhosen complemented one another. But, then, I'm not from Philly.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 03, 2020 01:39 PM (QZCjk)

471 osted by: zombie at June 03, 2020 01:39 PM (N9G0H)

Poetry sheer poetry

Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2020 01:40 PM (Zmnko)

472 399 Unable to find any pictures of militia men running around in woodland cammo the MSM, in mounting desperation, came across two dudes in Hawaiian shirts and an incredible, idiotic, idea happened.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Join The Masquerade with Quality Facial Wear from The Outrage Outlet! at June 03, 2020 01:33 PM (0QYMt)

I was part of a Paint Ball team, the Rough Riders, on Oahu in the late 80's. State champs 3 years running.

Usually we played camo'd up, but one day we all came in Hawaiian Shirts, because the other team had been talking shit, about how we just knew the field better than them.

Swept them 5 straight games.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 03, 2020 01:40 PM (NgKpN)

473 Dammit man, I just ordered something off Amazon, I hate to go back and
place a second order for a Hawaiian shirt because of multiple packages
and stuff.

------------

Somewhere Jeff Bezos smiles.

Posted by: SH at June 03, 2020 01:40 PM (sX1BW)

474 Now I'm no prude, I drop the odd F-bomb myself, but in a publication??

Yeah its... disgusting and annoying. Swearing used to be something people were either shy about, embarrassed by or kept to specific company.

Now people walk down the street yelling obscenities and print them all over the place like its nothing.

This is better, somehow?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 03, 2020 01:40 PM (KZzsI)

475 Man, so the Democrats election message is, "all white people are racist?"

Should drive their support among whites from 40% up to 20%.

Posted by: RoyalOil at June 03, 2020 01:40 PM (aO8Gd)

476 Latent homosexuality? Which beach was it?
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 03, 2020 01:37 PM (QZCjk)


Tunnels Beach, North Shore, Kauai, to a woman.......

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 03, 2020 01:40 PM (Zz0t1)

477 He's doing it to let the media pretend he is
demonstrating "real leadership" in a vacuum, and to remind people of a
"better time" when he and "Joe" were gettin' it done.


Posted by: ... at June 03, 2020 01:35 PM (5Uh8B)

Visiting the local "news" website (kron4.com) what was solid "we're all going to die" 7 days ago to "Dreamy Eyes Barack to Address/Heal Nation" and "Protesters Arrested", with one tiny little "Covid cases exceed 14,200 in bay area". Nope, not gonna tell you how many died. I hate them all. I hope they choke on a maraschino cherry.

Posted by: clutch cargo at June 03, 2020 01:40 PM (8B6Ng)

478 The older commanders of the Hawaiian shirt brigades can be identified by their wearing of black socks and white New Balance walking shoes.

Posted by: Bruce at June 03, 2020 01:40 PM (vd8XM)

479 Don't try to change the subject, young lady!

Pictures!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 03, 2020 01:38 PM (WEBkv)

Nooope.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 03, 2020 01:40 PM (Ez6QX)

480 Gulp!

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at June 03, 2020 01:40 PM (fpc+A)

481 Brian Bartels surrender:

https://tinyurl.com/yazxa49d

Posted by: rd at June 03, 2020 01:40 PM (+0uDE)

482 It just crossed 90F here in the shade on my front porch.
Posted by: Vic at June 03, 2020 01:39 PM (mpXpK)


I'm at 89 and holding.

I'm going to go out and bask in it here shortly.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 03, 2020 01:40 PM (Zz0t1)

483 The Left hates all white people. They are racists, and they do not want peace. They must be stopped.

Posted by: Chris M at June 03, 2020 01:41 PM (eAZVt)

484 Yeah .. and steel can't melt

Posted by: SMOD at June 03, 2020 01:41 PM (OxYQ1)

485 Aloha is now a dog whistle.

Posted by: freakahmaha at June 03, 2020 01:41 PM (XfhKA)

486 Now people walk down the street yelling obscenities and print them all over the place like its nothing.

This is better, somehow?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 03, 2020 01:40 PM (KZzsI)
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My favorite is walking into a restroom and hearing a guy talking on his phone while sitting on the porcelain throne.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 03, 2020 01:41 PM (WEBkv)

487

The Einsatzgruppen had some really unique Hawaiian shirts

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 03, 2020 01:41 PM (UQG81)

488 Where's my nuggers at?!

Posted by: Angry Corgi on Youtube at June 03, 2020 01:41 PM (uhPTO)

489
and print them all over the place like its nothing.

This is better, somehow?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 03, 2020 01:40 PM (KZzsI)

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..... this is about me... isnt it.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 03, 2020 01:41 PM (8XRCm)

490 Posted by: zombie at June 03, 2020 01:39 PM (N9G0H)

*claps*

Posted by: bonhomme at June 03, 2020 01:41 PM (UW2ZS)

491 You know, puka shell necklaces are the dogwhistle for supporters of genocide.

And those rasta hats? Yeah. All i am saying is "Cat juggling"

Posted by: Kindltot at June 03, 2020 01:41 PM (bMMCK)

492 It can mean hello, goodbye, or kill all the ********s.

Posted by: freakahmaha at June 03, 2020 01:41 PM (XfhKA)

493 Big Lou's not like you
He's got two
---------------------------

But here is a photo that was in the Atlantic - this was about 20 feet in front of where we were.

https://tinyurl.com/y72omqpm

Not a single Hawaiian shirt in sight.


Posted by: blaster at June 03, 2020 01:37 PM (ZfRYq)


Not a black person in sight either.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 03, 2020 01:42 PM (eF1II)

494 Took 3 people to write that Washpost story on shirts:

Souad Mekhennet - National security desk specializes in terrorism; German, went to Harvard

Craig Timberg - Former WashPost Johannesburg bureau chief, taught at Harvard

Elizabeth Dworskin - Silicon Valley/tech beat for WashPost based in SF.

WTF?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 03, 2020 01:42 PM (bDqIh)

495 485 Posted by: freakahmaha at June 03, 2020 01:41 PM (XfhKA)

The Hawaiians get you coming and going....

Posted by: sven at June 03, 2020 01:42 PM (oRLRa)

496 Maybe print up some Hawaiian shirts with a Che silhouette pattern?

Minds blown.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 03, 2020 01:42 PM (+oVP5)

497 Speaking of that: Why is the coronavirus lockdown now cancelled? It

seems to be cancelled merely because the left found it to be

inconvenient with their rioting schedule.
***

I had
mentioned to a few of my acquaintances that corona virus works like any
other flu - it generally goes away in the summer - so a lock down into
the summer months made no sense. They didn't buy it...

But hey looks like I'm right again.






Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2020 01:12 PM (WdocV)

The lockdowns aren't being cancelled. They are just being selectively enforced. In NYC, DeBlasio sent police to harass Jews going to sabbath prayers but had the police take a knee for rioters.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 03, 2020 01:42 PM (nAiE/)

498 Well, what does my King Louie bowling shirt make me? A sniper?

Posted by: IP at June 03, 2020 01:42 PM (mNQAL)

499 Nooope.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 03, 2020 01:40 PM (Ez6QX)
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Damn, I thought the "young lady" would be the key.

Ah well.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 03, 2020 01:42 PM (WEBkv)

500 I guess they base the Hawaiian shirt meme on the dog that didn't bark theory.

Not many black guys rock the Hawaiian shirt.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 03, 2020 01:42 PM (2DOZq)

501 I got tired of not being able to find my favorite spray cleaner, Formula 409, on the shelves anywhere for the past 3 months, and not on Amazon either. So when a ginormous bucket of the stuff did turn up on Amazon just now for 50 bucks, I ordered it.

Now all I need is an empty spray-trigger bottle and I'm good on 409 for about 3-4 years. Suck it, hoarders.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 03, 2020 01:42 PM (+7yf7)

502 @417 Poor spelling from the biggest racist on the thread.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 03, 2020 01:42 PM (ejsiI)

503 chanting the name of an obscure white nationalist slogan


I have read this too many times and I can't take it anymore.

Were they chanting slogans or were they chanting names?

SLOGANS DON'T HAVE NAMES!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 03, 2020 01:42 PM (gd9RK)

504 Helicopters out again in my area of Seattle .Predict biggest protest YET in the city, in the park a block from the precinct where they've had to use tear gas and flash grenades to disperse the crowds for the last two nights.. Starts at 1:30. The police chief, Best, had better be there. This is going to be such a cluster.

Posted by: Infidel Librarian at June 03, 2020 01:42 PM (GfwZO)

505 And yet another, bought on the Big Mo, features B-29s.



That ought to make the media produce bricks consisting of brown organic matter.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 03, 2020 01:38 PM (ejsiI)


I've got a couple with WWII fighter planes on it, Flying Tigers and Hibiscus go together like [looks around for CBD] French toast and maple syrup.

Posted by: clutch cargo at June 03, 2020 01:42 PM (8B6Ng)

506 Little Known True Facts:

When Donald Trump's older brother, Adolph Hitler, created the Autobahn so the Germans could drive more quickly into France and Russia in their invasions, he also created the Volkswagen Beetle.

Hitler had a personal Beetle that was painted in Hawaiian Shirt colors and he and Eva Braun used to drive that colorful Beetle around German cities to buck up the populace during the war.

Also, Hitler didn't really shoot himself at the end of WW2. He did shoot Eva, however, because he found out she was banging Herman Goering (can you even imagine?!?!), and Hitler escaped to Argentina with his Hawaiian Beetle and a collection of Hawaiian shirts (and lots of khaki shorts - Hitler LOVED khaki shorts) and he lives there today at the age of 132.

Oh, and Trump does a conference call with his brother Hitler every day. Hitler gives Trump advice on Domestic Policy, but never on Foreign Policy (for obvious reasons).

Posted by: Sharkman at June 03, 2020 01:42 PM (GrWar)

507 This is from RR's response to McCabe statement that Graham read to him:

@themarketswork

RR: "I didn't rely on Mr. McCabe...he did not reveal the Comey memos to me for a week... and he revealed them to me only a couple of hours until they showed up in the NYT..."

"...And he did not reveal to me that he was having internal deliberations with his team about whether to target very high profile people for investigation...that's the kind of thing I needed to know."

Posted by: Tami at June 03, 2020 01:43 PM (cF8AT)

508 Don't try to change the subject, young lady!

Pictures!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 03, 2020 01:38 PM (WEBkv)

Nooope.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 03, 2020 01:40 PM (Ez6QX)

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Fine then. You will have Alternate Universe Goateed Spock Head FOREVER!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at June 03, 2020 01:43 PM (8XRCm)

509 New study says you should wear a mask while doing sex

It's called "Missionary Impossible"

Posted by: SMOD at June 03, 2020 01:43 PM (OxYQ1)

510 Mele Kalikimaka


Bitches

Posted by: MAGA at June 03, 2020 01:43 PM (UW1w2)

511 Hang Loose = Nazi Salute

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Join The Masquerade with Quality Facial Wear from The Outrage Outlet! at June 03, 2020 01:43 PM (0QYMt)

512 Anyone catch Sen. Josh Hawley putting the fear of G_D in Rostenstein? The word "owned" practically holds no meaning on the inter-webs. That said, Hawley owned Rod Rostenstein, his wife, dog and goldfish.

Posted by: PacosMojo at June 03, 2020 01:43 PM (EDXDs)

513 Any one know of a source for tactical Hawaiian shirts? You know, with magazine pockets, grenade hangers, etc.?

Asking for a friend...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 03, 2020 01:43 PM (MUTE3)

514 Hawaiian Shirts are pretty awesome. Nice and cool in the summer. Loose fitting.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 03, 2020 01:44 PM (A5zUN)

515 And they say Republicans have weird conspiracy theories

Posted by: SMOD at June 03, 2020 01:44 PM (OxYQ1)

516 What's that....Hawaiian noises?

He's bangin' on the bongos like a chimpanzee....

That ain't workin......

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 03, 2020 01:44 PM (Zz0t1)

517 476 Latent homosexuality? Which beach was it?
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 03, 2020 01:37 PM (QZCjk)

Tunnels Beach, North Shore, Kauai, to a woman.......
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Were you a surfer? I was stationed at Kaneohe.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 03, 2020 01:44 PM (QZCjk)

518 The Boogaloo movement is indeed a real thing. I work with a couple guys heavy into it. One ex-mil, one not. Both are big off-the-grid guys as well.

One has a cool tee of George Washington wearing a floral shirt holding an AR. That always makes me chuckle.

Posted by: Cause and Effect at June 03, 2020 01:44 PM (0pc8A)

519 I think its Zulu Foxtrot or Grunt Style that have Hawaiian shirts with palm trees and 72mm mortars. Classic

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 03, 2020 01:44 PM (DjiZK)

520 @512: " That said, Hawley owned Rod Rostenstein, his wife, dog and goldfish."

Pretty sure Hawley threatened to eat the goldfish on live television.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 03, 2020 01:44 PM (+oVP5)

521 what is King Putz go to say?

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 03, 2020 01:44 PM (G05l3)

522 My favorite is walking into a restroom and hearing a guy talking on his phone while sitting on the porcelain throne.

I always flush a couple of extra times when that happens. I want to make sure the party on the other side of the call knows they are talking to someone who is pooping.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 03, 2020 01:44 PM (UW2ZS)

523 509 New study says you should wear a mask while doing sex

It's called "Missionary Impossible"

And with a mask plus glasses:

Foggy-Style

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 03, 2020 01:44 PM (+7yf7)

524 The Democrat Party has fully embraced the satanic left, and it will be their downfall.

Posted by: Chris M at June 03, 2020 01:44 PM (eAZVt)

525 Lancet: That Hydroxy Chloriquine study we published is starting to stink.

https://tinyurl.com/y7ydyabl

Hmmmm? Who could be against a generic drug that fights the world's biggest problem?

Posted by: rd at June 03, 2020 01:45 PM (+0uDE)

526 My favorite is walking into a restroom and hearing a guy talking on his phone while sitting on the porcelain throne.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 03, 2020 01:41 PM (WEBkv)

That happens all the time in the ladies room here at work. They usually have the call on speakerphone though. WTF?

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 03, 2020 01:45 PM (Ez6QX)

527 A source for tactical Hawaiian shirts

How about assault Hawaiian shirts

Posted by: SMOD at June 03, 2020 01:45 PM (OxYQ1)

528 Now all I need is an empty spray-trigger bottle and I'm good on 409 for about 3-4 years. Suck it, hoarders.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 03, 2020 01:42 PM (+7yf7)


There's been a run on spray bottles, I kid you not - at least my local home despot in the bay area. Looking at them online, it either says not available or contact store for availability.
I just happened to spot a couple yesterday somebody had probably pulled out of their cart in the door hardware section, so I grabbed one. I'm guessing either people with the same issue you had - or WTF?

Posted by: clutch cargo at June 03, 2020 01:45 PM (8B6Ng)

529 511 Hang Loose = Nazi Salute
Posted by: Mikey NTH


Out: "OK" hand gesture stands for "White Power."
In: "Hang Loose" hand gesture means "I like Hawaiian shirts," which stands for "White Power."

Posted by: zombie at June 03, 2020 01:45 PM (N9G0H)

530 The lockdowns aren't being cancelled. They are just being selectively enforced. In NYC, DeBlasio sent police to harass Jews going to sabbath prayers but had the police take a knee for rioters.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 03, 2020 01:42 PM (nAiE/)
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And the cops are going along with those orders.

Which is really frustrating.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 03, 2020 01:45 PM (WEBkv)

531
I dunno. Satan is pretty powerful here in the World.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 03, 2020 01:45 PM (g73Kk)

532 That Hawaiian guy called me an a-hole!

Posted by: Chris M at June 03, 2020 01:46 PM (eAZVt)

533 Duuuude = Kamarade

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Join The Masquerade with Quality Facial Wear from The Outrage Outlet! at June 03, 2020 01:46 PM (0QYMt)

534 Who could be against a generic drug that fights the world's biggest problem?
Posted by: rd at June 03, 2020 01:45 PM (+0uDE)

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Gingivitis??

Posted by: fixerupper at June 03, 2020 01:46 PM (8XRCm)

535 Obama and holder gonna have a town hall about "Reimaginin g policing in the wake of continuing police violence" or some such title

Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2020 01:46 PM (Zmnko)

536 Mele Kalikimaka is a phrase that means
We like our White Supremacy...
Posted by: zombie at June 03, 2020 01:39 PM (N9G0H)


Just heard that in my head with the Andrews Sisters' voices and chorfled. Well done.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 03, 2020 01:46 PM (t+qrx)

537 Hmmmm? Who could be against a generic drug that fights the world's biggest problem?


hey now - they paid a LOT for that "problem" and really wanted to get their money's worth out of it before it fizzled out!

Posted by: SorryBlackOrchid at June 03, 2020 01:46 PM (j9HX3)

538 One has a cool tee of George Washington wearing a floral shirt holding an AR. That always makes me chuckle.

Posted by: Cause and Effect at June 03, 2020 01:44 PM (0pc8A)

Ya, I got one with George wearing NVGs and an M4 that says
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped."

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 03, 2020 01:46 PM (DjiZK)

539 Chuckles from GI Joe was always my favorite Joe.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuckles_(G.I._Joe)

Posted by: Jimbo at June 03, 2020 01:46 PM (DIXxk)

540 Anyone catch Sen. Josh Hawley putting the fear of G_D in Rostenstein?
The word "owned" practically holds no meaning on the inter-webs. That
said, Hawley owned Rod Rostenstein, his wife, dog and goldfish.

----------

I don't think anyone put the fear of God in him. Rosenstein's a weasly fella. Maybe a smart fella. Smart enough to know not to leave any trails of wrongdoing and do just enough to be able to truthfully testify in both directions is need be. Strikes me as a guy who isn't sure which way the wind is ultimately going to blow, so he's leaving himself options. That's how you survive in DC for so long.

Posted by: SH at June 03, 2020 01:46 PM (sX1BW)

541
SIEG ALOHA
SIEG ALOHA

Posted by: fixerupper at June 03, 2020 01:46 PM (8XRCm)

542 521 what is King Putz go to say?
====
Uh, um, Me, I, er, um....

Posted by: dingbat at June 03, 2020 01:46 PM (N0gU3)

543 >>New study says you should wear a mask while doing sex

It's called "Missionary Impossible"

And with a mask plus glasses:

Foggy-Style



Using a bandanna as a mask = Reverse Cattlerustler

Posted by: Lizzy at June 03, 2020 01:46 PM (bDqIh)

544 There was a pic in our local paper this morning of a dude in battle rattle, carrying an AR rifle. It appeared he was with the (left-wing) protestors, but it wasn't clear. In a statement, the police noted that there were people on both sides in the area with firearms, but only one person was arrested for Disorderly Conduct.

I also saw at least one guy, prior to the protest, carrying what I describe as "street weapons" (sharp objects other than knives). He looked like a trouble-maker, and he was definitely with the left.

Frankly, I don't care if people on either side carry arms as long as they're peaceful. But if armed protestors are providing cover for looters and rioters, then they're just as culpable as the rock throwers.

Posted by: PabloD at June 03, 2020 01:46 PM (F1m5e)

545 518 Posted by: Cause and Effect at June 03, 2020 01:44 PM (0pc8A)

In case you missed it, the civil war can come to us whether we want it or not...
The boogaloo movement may wind getting where they are going sitting still.
I want a national divorce if the Blue States think LITERALLY I can be killed for their 1619 Fan Fic.

Posted by: sven at June 03, 2020 01:47 PM (oRLRa)

546 461 Good God! Hard to believe this isn't even a parody, this is real

I know! Do they spin a wheel, where do they get this stuff? Hasn't that been the way since 2008, though?
Posted by: Piratepatch from the flood zone at June 03, 2020 01:39 PM (2WfPe)


The Reds are themselves really into obscure signaling, and assume others are as well. They choose dates, arcane references, things spelt backwards, all kinds of strange things to signal to each other.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 03, 2020 01:47 PM (YqDXo)

547 Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 03, 2020 01:44 PM (+7yf7)
******
& in some cases put a flag over her face & fuck her for Old Glory

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 03, 2020 01:47 PM (G05l3)

548 Hang Loose = Nazi Salute
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Join The Masquerade with Quality Facial Wear from The Outrage Outlet!

Gives "hang ten" an entirely different meaning.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 03, 2020 01:47 PM (+y/Ru)

549 Well I didn't know I guess I better keep up and buy spouse one. I thought supremists wore funky white guy stuff like Dockers .

Posted by: willow at June 03, 2020 01:47 PM (/7mTr)

550 I'm amazed at how I am so naturally in tune with the Zeitgeist. Here I've been buying Hawaiian Shirts to wear in the summertime for years now, and I never even realized why I was so compelled to do so!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 03, 2020 01:47 PM (Kpl3J)

551 Guess I can expect to be targeted by the mob as I have approximately 40 Hawaiian shirts in my closet (some are vintage) and prior to the tragic boating accident I had what WaPo would've considered an arsenal but in Texas was just a good start on a gun collection

Posted by: Stacy0311 at June 03, 2020 01:47 PM (SqpTW)

552 That happens all the time in the ladies room here at work. They usually have the call on speakerphone though. WTF?
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 03, 2020 01:45 PM (Ez6QX)
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What?

I purposely, when heading into the can for a session with the porcelain throne, at work, leave the phone behind.

Absolutely nothing is so important it can't wait a few minutes.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 03, 2020 01:47 PM (WEBkv)

553 Since I've been lurking around here for a decade or so I thought I'd join the party. I. LOVE. THIS. BLOG. It really is the best I've ever found. As far as the nationwide dumpster fire goes, when these protesters/looters cross the rubicon and start beating and robbing small town America the kid gloves will come off. If big city LEO doesn't get a handle on these ass clowns there's going to be a reckoning unlike anything seen in many years in this nation. God knows this nation needs a culling and there is an element of this country that knows how to get it done. These asshats deserve whatever they get and they'll get a lot if something doesn't change.

Posted by: Church of the Hawaiian Print at June 03, 2020 01:47 PM (D6r1O)

554 Lancet: That Hydroxy Chloriquine study we published is starting to stink.



https://tinyurl.com/y7ydyabl



Hmmmm? Who could be against a generic drug that fights the world's biggest problem?

Posted by: rd at June 03, 2020 01:45 PM (+0uDE)

Glenn was touting another of their "studies" that claimed masks worked and we should all wear them forever or some such... also we should never ever engage in human contact again.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 03, 2020 01:47 PM (nAiE/)

555 I'd feel terrible if we found out that corona virus really is bad, because all the antifa terrorists start dropping like flies.

Posted by: clutch cargo at June 03, 2020 01:48 PM (8B6Ng)

556 509 New study says you should wear a mask while doing sex

It's called "Missionary Impossible"
Posted by: SMOD at June 03, 2020 01:43 PM (OxYQ1)


"I do that all the time, IYKWIM."

- - Alan Greenspan aka Mr. Andrea Mitchell

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 03, 2020 01:48 PM (s2VJv)

557
My favorite is walking into a restroom and hearing a guy talking on his phone while sitting on the porcelain throne.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 03, 2020 01:41 PM (WEBkv)


I make sure to make as many bodily noises I can when that happens.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 03, 2020 01:48 PM (Zz0t1)

558 The Reds are themselves really into obscure signaling, and assume others are as well. They choose dates, arcane references, things spelt backwards, all kinds of strange things to signal to each other.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 03, 2020 01:47 PM (YqDXo)


If you are the only one who can hear the dog whistle...

Posted by: hogmartin at June 03, 2020 01:48 PM (t+qrx)

559 Does anyone know what this obscure white nationalist slogan was, by chance?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 03, 2020 01:48 PM (qpXD6)

560 541
SIEG ALOHA
Posted by: fixerupper


I'm stealing that.

Posted by: zombie at June 03, 2020 01:48 PM (N9G0H)

561 SLOGANS DON'T HAVE NAMES!

*pfft*

Says you.

I name all my slogans so I can call them out to my buddies.

"All right guys, next up is the Alfie slogan!"

Posted by: bonhomme at June 03, 2020 01:48 PM (UW2ZS)

562 Posted by: Jimbo at June 03, 2020 01:46 PM (DIXxk)

YES!!! Boogaloo before Boogaloo was cool.
Snake Eyes was definitely not ATIFA tho

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 03, 2020 01:48 PM (DjiZK)

563 > I got married on a beach, barefoot, at sunset , in a Hawaiian shirt IN HAWAII.

What does THAT say?



that you like pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 03, 2020 01:48 PM (iTXRQ)

564
Is there anything at all anymore that DOESN'T denote white power?

Posted by: Sphynx at June 03, 2020 01:48 PM (rXie1)

565 This means that the biggest gun nut white supremist is. . . Dwayne Johnson!!

He sure does like to shoot people, a lot of them foreigners, in his movies is all I'm sayin'. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at June 03, 2020 01:48 PM (bDqIh)

566 I've already got 2 nice Hawaiian shirts. Perfect for trolling.

Posted by: mikethemoose at June 03, 2020 01:48 PM (Y6UV7)

567 560 541
SIEG ALOHA
Posted by: fixerupper

I'm stealing that.
Posted by: zombie at June 03, 2020 01:48 PM (N9G0H)


Arbeit Macht Freestyle.

Now I condemn myself.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 03, 2020 01:49 PM (s2VJv)

568 Only way I'd wear a floral shirt is if it were all earth tones. Which I think kinda' kills the whole idea. I think.

I had one years ago that was all shades of gray. I thought it looked OK.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - fighting with a dying hard drive at June 03, 2020 01:49 PM (SchxB)

569 SIEG ALOHA
Posted by: fixerupper

I'm stealing that.
Posted by: zombie at June 03, 2020 01:48 PM (N9G0H)

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Posted by: fixerupper at June 03, 2020 01:49 PM (8XRCm)

570 Both wearing a hat and not wearing a hat is/am a racist dog whistle, whatever the hell the dog whistle/gaslighting crap is all about.

Time to dig out my quantum hat. Maybe a gaswhistle.

Posted by: klaftern at June 03, 2020 01:49 PM (RuIsu)

571 548 Hang Loose = Nazi Salute
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Join The Masquerade with Quality Facial Wear from The Outrage Outlet!

Gives "hang ten" an entirely different meaning.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


Out: Hang ten.
In: Lynch ten.

Posted by: zombie at June 03, 2020 01:49 PM (N9G0H)

572
Incidentally, here's CS Lewis' Mere Christianity audiobook:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqMSh31VMSs

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 03, 2020 01:49 PM (g73Kk)

573 525 Lancet: That Hydroxy Chloriquine study we published is starting to stink.


You know it's bad when you have a Left wing rag like the Guardian chasing this story

Posted by: SMOD at June 03, 2020 01:49 PM (OxYQ1)

574 I'm beginning to think Nazi high command didn't flee to Argentina after the war, but moved to southern California, and built tiki bars.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 03, 2020 01:50 PM (+oVP5)

575 Mele Kalikimaka is a phrase that means
We like our White Supremacy...

-
Like we like our women, white hot!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 03, 2020 01:50 PM (+y/Ru)

576 Oh shit......Phone Soap, so you can clean your phone to stop the spread of disease.......

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 03, 2020 01:50 PM (Zz0t1)

577 If your gonna buy Hawaiian shirts don't buy them from fukkin Amazon.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 03, 2020 01:50 PM (o2MD2)

578 Thanks ace! I'm getting every one of those amazing shirts!!!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 03, 2020 01:50 PM (XEfKE)

579 ALOHEIL!

Posted by: leper colony banned at June 03, 2020 01:50 PM (ovdE4)

580 Leftists are grabbing at straws now. They're getting closed to having only one option. God help this nation.

Posted by: Sooner,- White blue-eyed debil at June 03, 2020 01:50 PM (Fs5vw)

581 550 I'm amazed at how I am so naturally in tune with the Zeitgeist. Here I've been buying Hawaiian Shirts to wear in the summertime for years now, and I never even realized why I was so compelled to do so!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 03, 2020 01:47 PM (Kpl3J)

Internalized misogyny. And before you say it, internalized transphobia.

Posted by: Someguy at June 03, 2020 01:50 PM (zR1US)

582 My doctor told me yesterday that in his opinion it is zinc that is the key to reducing the effect of the Corona. He also let loose a few f bombs when discussing how the pandemic has been handled. It's not like I'm a friend with him. I see him probably 2x a year. Kind of surprised. He knows I'm conservative though.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 03, 2020 01:50 PM (2DOZq)

583 Lancet: That Hydroxy Chloriquine study we published is starting to stink.

Saw that on Insty. The "principles" of the "pharmaceutical company" that conducted the "study" are a male model and an Instagram influencer, if I understand correctly. Now that's some SCIENCE to put the fear into Bad Orange Man.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 03, 2020 01:50 PM (ZGrMX)

584 So I had Pa in for geriatric evaluation. Tester asked him to say as many words as he could that begin with the letter F.
Is there a sinister reason to use the letter F other than to make me bite my tongue to keep from blurting out the obvious answer?

Oh, and no, he didn't.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 03, 2020 01:50 PM (e1mEI)

585 554 Lancet: That Hydroxy Chloriquine study we published is starting to stink.

https://tinyurl.com/y7ydyabl

Hmmmm? Who could be against a generic drug that fights the world's biggest problem?

Posted by: rd at June 03, 2020 01:45 PM (+0uDE)
----------------------------


In other words: We Got Caught

Posted by: Braenyard at June 03, 2020 01:51 PM (eF1II)

586 We need to start the meme that white supremacists sport man buns.

Anything to stomp that shit out.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 03, 2020 01:51 PM (YqDXo)

587 "I purposely, when heading into the can for a session with the porcelain throne, at work, leave the phone behind."

I turn off the ringer and bring it with me, so I can read AOS.

Posted by: Chris M at June 03, 2020 01:51 PM (eAZVt)

588 486 Now people walk down the street yelling obscenities and print them all over the place like its nothing.

This is better, somehow?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 03, 2020 01:40 PM (KZzsI)
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My favorite is walking into a restroom and hearing a guy talking on his phone while sitting on the porcelain throne.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
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To which I normally say loudly, "man, it smells like shit in here," b/c I'm an asshole who believes that it is extremely rude to talk to anyone while sitting on the porcelain throne.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at June 03, 2020 01:51 PM (4LyY6)

589 579 ALOHEIL!
Posted by: leper colony banned at June 03, 2020 01:50 PM (ovdE4)


Polynesian-iebelungen.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 03, 2020 01:51 PM (s2VJv)

590 Margaritaville = Horst Wessel Lied

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Join The Masquerade with Quality Facial Wear from The Outrage Outlet! at June 03, 2020 01:51 PM (0QYMt)

591 So, is The Beach Boys "Hawaii" song the new Horst Wessel?

Posted by: clutch cargo at June 03, 2020 01:51 PM (8B6Ng)

592 Don Ho was short for Dietrich Hosensnitzelgrubben.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 03, 2020 01:51 PM (xfb67)

593 study says you should wear a mask while doing sex

It's called "Missionary Impossible"
Posted by: SMOD at June 03, 2020 01:43 PM (OxYQ1)

I Hear men start crying from here

Posted by: willow at June 03, 2020 01:51 PM (My3Ru)

594
Hilo Hitler!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 03, 2020 01:51 PM (s2VJv)

595 I guess I'm in trouble. That's all that I have in the closet. Does that make me a "Groyper?"

Posted by: Joe Bar at June 03, 2020 01:51 PM (6pKy9)

596 I would have thought Samurai outfits would have been moar threatening than Hawaiian shirts. White Supremacists aren't what they used to be.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 03, 2020 01:51 PM (QZCjk)

597 557
My favorite is walking into a restroom and hearing a guy talking on his phone while sitting on the porcelain throne.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 03, 2020 01:41 PM (WEBkv)

I make sure to make as many bodily noises I can when that happens.
===
I caught my bud doing that so I flushed all the toilets and urinals a close to the same time as possible. The female office manager asked what the hell that was and he told her. She was pissed that he'd been talking to her whilst on the throne.

Posted by: dingbat at June 03, 2020 01:51 PM (N0gU3)

598 5.11 Tactical has a Tropi print shirt thats pretty cool

Posted by: blaster at June 03, 2020 01:51 PM (ZfRYq)

599 Arbeit Macht Freestyle.

Now I condemn myself.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 03, 2020 01:49 PM (s2VJv)

*shakes head*

And on a School Night too.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 03, 2020 01:51 PM (A5zUN)

600 Posted by: Mikey NTH - Join The Masquerade with Quality Facial Wear from The Outrage Outlet! at June 03, 2020 01:51 PM (0QYMt)
GMTA

Posted by: clutch cargo at June 03, 2020 01:51 PM (8B6Ng)

601 I have heard people talking about "the boog" or "when the boogaloo comes".

I have never heard any of the people who talk like that say they wanted to encourage it or cause it to happen. Mostly they just enjoy modding their favorite rifles and tell themselves that if it happens, they'll be ready.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 03, 2020 01:52 PM (UW2ZS)

602 Posted by: clutch cargo at June 03, 2020 01:45 PM (8B6Ng)

That's probably the case. Lot of folks doing what I did I bet. Since our amazing supply chain hasn't managed to get any spray cleaners at all on the local shelves despite the #TwoWeeks I was promised three months ago...

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 03, 2020 01:52 PM (+7yf7)

603 The Democrat Party has fully embraced the satanic left, and it will be their downfall.



It's a standard contract. I grant you absolute power in a country, just before the revolution.

It's what I do.



I'm the Devil.

Posted by: Beelzabub at June 03, 2020 01:52 PM (qpXD6)

604 It's always funny they do this.

Remember the OK hand sign? They said it was some white supremacy thing, then everyone started doing it.

Now, Hawaiian Shirts. You'll start to see THOUSANDS of Hawaiian Shirts in the very near future.

You fucking people are mentally damaged.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 03, 2020 01:52 PM (Zz0t1)

605 I wonder if all the lefties I work with who wore Hawaiian shirts on Fridays know that they're white supremacists now.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 03, 2020 01:53 PM (L5oOX)

606 In case you missed it, the civil war can come to us whether we want it or not...

Posted by: sven at June 03, 2020 01:47 PM (oRLRa)


I know. I just don't care. Largely because I've seen it coming for so long, I guess.

Just out of shits to give, I reckon. Can't even get much satisfaction out of the "I told you so's" anymore.

Posted by: Cause and Effect at June 03, 2020 01:53 PM (0pc8A)

607 SLOGANS DON'T HAVE NAMES!
======

They named it "Brad".

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 03, 2020 01:53 PM (dfRN6)

608 Have we reached peak stupid yet?

Cause it kinda feels like peak stupid.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 03, 2020 01:53 PM (8tRR7)

609
The Dirlewanger Luau decimated the local Spam population.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2020 01:53 PM (mht8P)

610 594
Hilo Hitler!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


So many classics!

Posted by: zombie at June 03, 2020 01:53 PM (N9G0H)

611 Jussie has just submitted an addendum to his police report. Forgot to mention his attackers were wearing Hawaiian shirts under their jackets.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 03, 2020 01:53 PM (2DOZq)

612 I turn off the ringer and bring it with me, so I can read AOS.
Posted by: Chris M at June 03, 2020 01:51 PM (eAZVt)


Not necessarily this, but precisely this thing exactly.

Remember, the courteous thing to do is to mention in the comment that you're poopin' at work.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 03, 2020 01:53 PM (t+qrx)

613 400 Everyone arrested causing damage and looting, either now or in the future, should be permanently disqualified from receiving government benefits. No SNAP, Medicare, Medicaid, disability, social security, unemployment, housing assistance etc. If you're going to violently undermine society you shouldn't be a beneficiary of that society ever again
Posted by: El Skanko at June 03, 2020 01:33 PM (y4ePX)

You big meanie! Government needs to stop punishing people who commit crimes!

Posted by: Criminal Justice Reform at June 03, 2020 01:53 PM (ejsiI)

614 What about mumus?

Posted by: Hillary at June 03, 2020 01:53 PM (xfb67)

615 579 ALOHEIL!

snort!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 03, 2020 01:53 PM (+7yf7)

616 Rod Rosenstein: either a criminal asshole or a complete idiot. You decide:

https://tinyurl.com/y9wzg4e3

Posted by: Sharyl Attkison at June 03, 2020 01:53 PM (NVYyb)

617 Have we reached peak stupid yet?

Cause it kinda feels like peak stupid.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 03, 2020 01:53 PM (8tRR7)

-----

Nope. Its always a false summit.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 03, 2020 01:54 PM (8XRCm)

618 I have heard people talking about "the boog" or "when the boogaloo comes".

I don't really know what the term or "groyper" means.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 03, 2020 01:54 PM (KZzsI)

619 The book Lomesome Dove....they hanged a fellow ranger for ridding with murderers. So there.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 03, 2020 01:54 PM (KyfSA)

620 People sure do like to make up their own words.

Posted by: Chris M at June 03, 2020 01:54 PM (eAZVt)

621 They named it "Brad".
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 03, 2020 01:53 PM (dfRN6)


I loved Brad.

Then he became a white supremacist slogan.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 03, 2020 01:54 PM (Zz0t1)

622 TWO GUYS could drown out a group of protesters?

Bullshit.

Friday is casual day here. I have a Hawaiian shirt I've worn here before. Think I'll get it out.

Posted by: Weak Geek at June 03, 2020 01:54 PM (Apbdw)

623 Albany has issued an update to the SAFE Act. This will require registration with the NY State Police of all semi automatic ukuleles.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at June 03, 2020 01:54 PM (C1Lsn)

624
Arbeit Macadamia.

Now I am going to Hell.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 03, 2020 01:54 PM (s2VJv)

625
Hawaiian shirts. . .


NOW I get the comments about Magnum PI from the other day.

Posted by: Sphynx at June 03, 2020 01:54 PM (rXie1)

626 Arbeit Macht Freestyle.

Now I condemn myself.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 03, 2020 01:49 PM


I'm so going to hell for laughing at that.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 03, 2020 01:54 PM (ejd/p)

627 OK went to the bank and of course there is BOTH social distancing AND mask wearing. SO in a loud voice I ask "If social distancing works then why am I forced to wear a mask? And if forced wearing of masks works why do I have to be 6 feet apart?" No answers but some people give me a thumbs up and some more nod.
OK.
Then I get to the teller and I want some cash back. She says "I'll have to see some ID." I spontaneously laugh out loud. And with more volume than necessary say "You want to see ID while I am wearing a mask?" So I show her my ID with my thumb over the picture, poor teller didn't say anything about that.

Just 4 weeks ago, it was a felony to go into a bank with a mask. Now they require masks.
What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 03, 2020 01:54 PM (pw+jk)

628 604 It's always funny they do this.

Remember the OK hand sign? They said it was some white supremacy thing, then everyone started doing it.

Now, Hawaiian Shirts. You'll start to see THOUSANDS of Hawaiian Shirts in the very near future.

You fucking people are mentally damaged.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 03, 2020 01:52 PM (Zz0t1)

I should raid my closet and see what others I have.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 03, 2020 01:54 PM (ejsiI)

629 Waiting to see what the Babylon Bee does with the latest Hawaiian shirt stupidity.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 03, 2020 01:55 PM (o2MD2)

630 what we need to do, it pick a day, and behave exactly as portrayed. by "peacefully protesting" at each of the lying medias buildings. with Hawaiian shirts and full weaponry, and of course, bricks and fireworks to burn their place down. be sure to destroy all phones and video. Just do what accused of every minute

Posted by: projection on steroids at June 03, 2020 01:55 PM (0hOKG)

631 Goering Don't Surf

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Join The Masquerade with Quality Facial Wear from The Outrage Outlet! at June 03, 2020 01:55 PM (0QYMt)

632 570 Both wearing a hat and not wearing a hat is/am a racist dog whistle, whatever the hell the dog whistle/gaslighting crap is all about.

Time to dig out my quantum hat. Maybe a gaswhistle.
Posted by: klaftern at June 03, 2020 01:49 PM (RuIsu)

I discovered something. Since I could not get a haircut, buzzed it myself. Seemed easiest to make the length even overall, so went with #2.

Then, on Memorial Day went out and walked around graveyards all day. Sunny. Sun burned the shit out of my head.

Should have had a hat. And not a baseball cap, because I burned the crap out of the back of my neck as well.

Why, it is almost like the hat was designed to have an actual use!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 03, 2020 01:55 PM (A5zUN)

633
systemic, institutional

systemic racism, institutional racism

WTF??

This is gobbledygook said to 1) silence you, 2) condemn you, and 3) punish you.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 03, 2020 01:55 PM (Qpsm0)

634 Kona coffee is the master coffee.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 03, 2020 01:55 PM (xfb67)

635 I suppose "Hang Ten" now refers to lynching, right?

Posted by: clutch cargo at June 03, 2020 01:55 PM (8B6Ng)

636 624
Arbeit Macadamia.

Now I am going to Hell.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 03, 2020 01:54 PM (s2VJv)

Given your age it's possible you're immortal and have nothing to worry about. Happy birthday btw.

Posted by: Someguy at June 03, 2020 01:55 PM (zR1US)

637 Arbeit Macadamia.

Now I am going to Hell.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 03, 2020 01:54 PM (s2VJv)

-----

Hah.

Speaking of Macadamia Nuts..... I love those. But I cant find them anywhere anymore.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 03, 2020 01:55 PM (8XRCm)

638 Hoale means white ghost. Slang term for main landers.
Thurston Hoale the 3rd - connect the dots people. Thurston and Lovey were Adolph and Eva fleeing Germany after the war and needed a place to lie low. They sabotaged the 3 hour tour. The Professor (whose last name was never revealed...coincidence?) was also a conspirator.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 03, 2020 01:55 PM (DjiZK)

639 604 It's always funny they do this.

Remember the OK hand sign? They said it was some white supremacy thing, then everyone started doing it.

Now, Hawaiian Shirts. You'll start to see THOUSANDS of Hawaiian Shirts in the very near future.

You fucking people are mentally damaged.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 03, 2020 01:52 PM (Zz0t1)

=========

The correct thing to do is to make the fringe fashions of the left into symbols of white supremacy.

Like heels for men.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 03, 2020 01:55 PM (UWqZJ)

640 Seriously ban ramondo please. Hes a racist fucking pig. Fuck you ramondo. You little vile cunt faced weasle fucking commie asshole douche nossle soi boi prick.

Posted by: USNtakim at June 03, 2020 01:55 PM (0OmEj)

641 chanting the name of an obscure white nationalist slogan

I'm assuming the reason they don't state the slogan is because it didn't happen or we would all know that the slogan is not white nationalist.

Posted by: Emmie at June 03, 2020 01:55 PM (clsJu)

642 Why is fucking obama addressing the nation

Posted by: CN at June 03, 2020 01:56 PM (ONvIw)

643 Good grief, these people are so easily trolled.

Hey journalists, did you know that the word "gullible" is not in the dictionary? Really, it's not, go check for yourselves.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at June 03, 2020 01:56 PM (JmZtV)

644 633
systemic, institutional

systemic racism, institutional racism

WTF??

This is gobbledygook said to 1) silence you, 2) condemn you, and 3) punish you.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 03, 2020 01:55 PM (Qpsm0)

==========

It's undefinable and unprovable.

Almost like a religion.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 03, 2020 01:56 PM (UWqZJ)

645 564


Is there anything at all anymore that DOESN'T denote white power?

Posted by: Sphynx at June 03, 2020 01:48 PM (rXie1)

I haven't had any throuble with my grass skirt.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 03, 2020 01:56 PM (XEfKE)

646 Jeans with waistband riding at the knees : enlightened
Posted by: red speck at June 03, 2020 01:39 PM (gS3OW)

Nah. That's so '90's.

The clown pants proved to be impractical when the pants came down while robbers running from the cops and they fell over their own clothes.

All the chic radicals wear skinny black jeans and black hoodies.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V at June 03, 2020 01:56 PM (HabA/)

647 President O'Fuckstick In About 3 Hours:

"...Too often the enemies of racial healing try to, uh uh uh, exploit tragedies like the death of George Floyd to divides us, instead of looking for all the things that unite us. {bites lip} That bring us together. Some guys even, uh uh uh, think that, uh uh, uh um, tweeting divisive language and funny photoshops is leadership. But America is tired of division and strife.

The people you see out there on the streets at night have a right to be uh uh uh heard. But let me be clear. No one has a right to destroy businesses and the private uh uh uh property of others.

I want the protesters to know out there that I hear your pain. I know the anger of feeling like an outsider in your own country. But in this time of mourning we need to look to our friends and neighbors and religious leadres for support, and for healing. This is also a time to raise awareness, to explain to your neighbor who may not understan' what's goin' on out there, and for uh uh uh doing what's necessary to change America for the better.

In recent years it can feel a lot like America has taken a big step backward. I understand that. But that just means our best days are still ahead. {bites lip again} I look, uh uh uh, forward to a future filled with opportunities for young people of all colors and genders, where it's safe to walk your own streets in broad daylight, where you feel your leaders have your back. This is not a time to backward to the, uh uh uh, days of Jim Crow and attack dogs and fire hoses there, bein' blasted at peaceful protesters because they jus' wanted to get some lunch.

The other day I received a letter from a 9 year old girl....."

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2020 01:56 PM (5Uh8B)

648 Jennifer Franco @jennfranconews
1h
#BREAKING: Sen. Richard Blumenthal says he plans to introduce an amendment to the National Defense Authorization Act to restrict President Trump's power to "federalize and militarize law enforcement."
***********
Thank GOD I was not drinking or eating anything when this popped up on Twatter

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 03, 2020 01:56 PM (G05l3)

649 Should have had a hat. And not a baseball cap, because I burned the crap out of the back of my neck as well.

Why, it is almost like the hat was designed to have an actual use!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 03, 2020 01:55 PM (A5zUN)

I wore a hat to Camp Defiance a couple of weeks ago. A big, floppy one. AND I put sunscreen on. Still got a sunburn on my face. Stupid Irish genes.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 03, 2020 01:56 PM (Ez6QX)

650 Have we reached peak stupid yet?

Cause it kinda feels like peak stupid.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 03, 2020 01:53 PM (8tRR7)


Shhhhh! Don't say that. They just take it as a challenge.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 03, 2020 01:56 PM (YqDXo)

651 Apropos of nothing, are any of you familiar with this new 6MM ARC cartridge?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 03, 2020 01:56 PM (qpXD6)

652 642 Why is fucking obama addressing the nation
Posted by: CN at June 03, 2020 01:56 PM (ONvIw)

===========

Because Biden is just doing the best with black voters on his own?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 03, 2020 01:56 PM (UWqZJ)

653 This one does double duty:

https://www.ellyprizeman.com/

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 03, 2020 01:56 PM (Dc2NZ)

654
White Supremashee

Whaddayagonnado ?

Posted by: Tony Soprano at June 03, 2020 01:56 PM (rXie1)

655
*whispers to WaPo reporter*

Know what's white supremacist? Skinny jeans and trilby hats.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2020 01:57 PM (mht8P)

656 43 Hawaiian shirts?

(Musical notes that Pixy doesn't like you to copy)

Wastin' away again in MAGA riotville
Posted by: Muldoon at June 03, 2020 01:08 PM (m45I2)

We have tickets to the Margaritaville stage show. Guess I'll have to get a Hawaiian shirt. Before they're banned.

Posted by: Fox 2! at June 03, 2020 01:57 PM (koG+n)

657 Why is fucking obama addressing the nation
Posted by: CN at June 03, 2020 01:56 PM (ONvIw)


He's still the media's president.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 03, 2020 01:57 PM (Zz0t1)

658 Does anyone else get the feeling that mainstream journalism is just getting paid to do Mad Libs?

Enter noun: "Hawaiian shirts"

Fuck it, print it!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 03, 2020 01:57 PM (xfb67)

659 15 Theory:



We are seeing the opening stages not of another American civil war, but of another Democratic civil war.



Discuss.
-----------
James - I have believed for many years, even while Obama was President that it was the Democratic party that was imploding - not the GOP.
Posted by: SH at June 03, 2020 01:05 PM (sX1BW)


*************


Going for that coveted 0 and 2 record.

Posted by: Sir Ian Botham. at June 03, 2020 01:57 PM (+F3Z3)

660 I've been known to sport a Hawaiian Shirt, every now and then.

Or, in other words, about 320 ish days of the year. Hell, I shoot IDPA and 3 Gun Nation while wearing such.

Conversely, I don't own so much as a scrap of 5.11 gear.

*adds two more speedloaders to kit*

Well, they're making it personal now, aren't they.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 03, 2020 01:57 PM (QzJWU)

661 379 You know who else wore Hawaiian shirts, right?

Elvis?
Upon A Time in Hollywood?
Weird Al Yankovich?
Magnum PI?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 03, 2020 01:31 PM (KZzsI)

I had a Russian history prof who loved those things and wore them all the time.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 03, 2020 01:57 PM (ejsiI)

662
"Well ..... East Front girls are hip, I really dig those styles they wear....."

Posted by: fixerupper at June 03, 2020 01:57 PM (8XRCm)

663 this only confirms how dumb a broad swath of the American public really is.

Why I do my best to avoid people

my 40 acres in the woods is looking mighty fine atm

Posted by: REDACTED at June 03, 2020 01:57 PM (JgrP5)

664 BREAKING: Yasser Arafat ordered the death of George Floyd

Posted by: SMOD at June 03, 2020 01:57 PM (OxYQ1)

665 Speaking of Macadamia Nuts..... I love those. But I cant find them anywhere anymore.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 03, 2020 01:55 PM (8XRCm)

Did you know it takes those little things 7 years to grow?

Posted by: clutch cargo at June 03, 2020 01:57 PM (8B6Ng)

666 #BREAKING: Sen. Richard Blumenthal says he plans to introduce an amendment to the National Defense Authorization Act to restrict President Trump's power to "federalize and militarize law enforcement."

He doesn't want to get sent out on another tour to Vietnam.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 03, 2020 01:57 PM (YqDXo)

667 So, I guess Max-Clean cleanser is out..

https://tinyurl.com/ydczrgy9

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 03, 2020 01:58 PM (CTJwJ)

668 Is there anything at all anymore that DOESN'T denote white power?

Posted by: Sphynx at June 03, 2020 01:48 PM (rXie1)

I fear for our pudding cups.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V at June 03, 2020 01:58 PM (HabA/)

669 I love the skinny white chick lecturing the woman from Africa about systemic racism.

I hope the black woman is safe because the tolerant leftists are probably going to surround her house.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2020 01:58 PM (+eVzC)

670 641 chanting the name of an obscure white nationalist slogan

I'm assuming the reason they don't state the slogan is because it didn't happen or we would all know that the slogan is not white nationalist.
Posted by: Emmie


The slogan was probably, "Par-tay! Woo-hoo! I'm on camera! Hi mom!"

Which we all know is code for "Pallid skin for the win!"

Posted by: zombie at June 03, 2020 01:58 PM (N9G0H)

671 Oh, HELL No.

I've been wearing Hawaiian shirts since Jimmy Buffet rode his bicycle around Key West.

Now you muthaf***ers have gone to far.

Sail on, sailor. Aloha.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at June 03, 2020 01:58 PM (Ndje9)

672 662
"Well ..... East Front girls are hip, I really dig those styles they wear....."
Posted by: fixerupper at June 03, 2020 01:57 PM (8XRCm)


And the Kursk Salient Girls with they way the snipe,
they knock you out at 1,000 yards...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 03, 2020 01:58 PM (s2VJv)

673 What could be more White Supremacist than wanting a haircut!!!

Posted by: Axeman, lighting hair on fire at June 03, 2020 01:58 PM (Eicbe)

674 I just have one word... SYSTEMIC!!!

Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2020 01:58 PM (Zmnko)

675 665 Did you know it takes those little things 7 years to grow?
Posted by: clutch cargo at June 03, 2020 01:57 PM (8B6Ng)

========

Next thing you'll tell me is that Christmas trees don't grow in a year.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 03, 2020 01:58 PM (UWqZJ)

676 583...

Aww The Lancet. The same model of scientific integrity that published the fraudulent Vaccines Cause Autism!!!" and "US Forces Killed 100,000 Iraqi Citizens!!!'" manuscripts.

Posted by: PacosMojo at June 03, 2020 01:58 PM (EDXDs)

677 SIEG ALOHA

Posted by: fixerupper




Ein Volk Ein Reich Ein Luau

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 03, 2020 01:58 PM (yTvFw)

678 Unprecedented Stupid is here. Peak is still off over the horizon

Posted by: klaftern at June 03, 2020 01:58 PM (RuIsu)

679 I haven't had any throuble with my grass skirt.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 03, 2020 01:56 PM (XEfKE)

Well, it is hard to call you racist when you have the shrunken heads of each race on a necklace around your neck.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 03, 2020 01:58 PM (A5zUN)

680 Antifa throwing milkshakes with quickset concrete. Guys in aloha shirts tossing cans of Dole pineapple.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at June 03, 2020 01:58 PM (C1Lsn)

681 I don't really know what the term or "groyper" means.

Boogaloo mostly refers to massive civil unrest that causes a breakdown in societal norms and services. If a zombie plague ever happened, that would be an extreme example.

Groyper, as far as I understand it, is a very extreme righwing person, possibly a white supremacist, who trolls conservatives by claiming to be more conservative than thou.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 03, 2020 01:59 PM (UW2ZS)

682 663 this only confirms how dumb a broad swath of the American public really is.

Talk like that will get you 30 days in "Facebook Hell"

Posted by: SMOD at June 03, 2020 01:59 PM (OxYQ1)

683 657 Why is fucking obama addressing the nation
Posted by: CN at June 03, 2020 01:56 PM (ONvIw)

He's still the media's president.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 03, 2020 01:57 PM (Zz0t1)


He's the Emperor of Wakanda!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 03, 2020 01:59 PM (YqDXo)

684 I'm assuming the reason they don't state the slogan is because it didn't happen or we would all know that the slogan is not white nationalist.
Posted by: Emmie

The slogan was probably, "Par-tay! Woo-hoo! I'm on camera! Hi mom!"

Which we all know is code for "Pallid skin for the win!"
Posted by: zombie at June 03, 2020 01:58 PM (N9G0H)
---
It's solidarity with the cops: "I want some DOUGHNUTS!"

Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2020 01:59 PM (Eicbe)

685 You know what would really look good and top off those Hawaiian shirts? A white colonial pith helmet and a pair of Danner service boots.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 03, 2020 01:59 PM (o2MD2)

686 Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 03, 2020 01:56 PM (qpXD6)

Isn't that Hornady's new .243 style wildcat round?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 03, 2020 01:59 PM (DjiZK)

687 DC Bishop Under Fire For 'Partisan Attack' Of Trump's Visit To Catholic Shrine

-
Frankie Hollywood will straighten this out.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 03, 2020 01:59 PM (+y/Ru)

688 641
chanting the name of an obscure white nationalist slogan



I'm assuming the reason they don't state the slogan is because it
didn't happen or we would all know that the slogan is not white
nationalist.

Posted by: Emmie at June 03, 2020 01:55 PM (clsJu)

Look the white nationalists were wearing Hawaiian shirts playing ukuleles and singing something about a rainbow, evil bastards.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 03, 2020 01:59 PM (XEfKE)

689 the name of an obscure white nationalist slogan

You know, one has to wonder how the enlightened reported is aware of the names of obscure white nationalist slogans.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 03, 2020 01:59 PM (L5oOX)

690 The Lancet. The same model of scientific integrity that published the fraudulent Vaccines Cause Autism!!!" and "US Forces Killed 100,000 Iraqi Citizens!!!'" manuscripts.

Exactly. Whatever value they once had, they abandoned in recent years and are just a political mouthpiece vomiting trash to help push a narrative. They have enough tatters of respectability left to be used by the left as reasons for bad decisions like stopping HCQ treatments.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 03, 2020 02:00 PM (KZzsI)

691 606 Posted by: Cause and Effect at June 03, 2020 01:53 PM (0pc8A)

I have tried to dedicate my life to four things:
1) God2) The Constitution3) racial egalitarianism4) free market economics
All four of these things are being sold as white supremacy, and the left is convinced they want to go to war with me.
I have spent a lifetime either in service to or supporting the service of people to the United States, BUT my family was here BEFORE America and God help me if needs must be we will be here after it.

Posted by: sven at June 03, 2020 02:00 PM (oRLRa)

692 680 Antifa throwing milkshakes with quickset concrete. Guys in aloha shirts tossing cans of Dole pineapple.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at June 03, 2020 01:58 PM (C1Lsn)


Gobs of poi.

Could be spackle. I'm not sure.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 03, 2020 02:00 PM (YqDXo)

693 I haven't had any throuble with my grass skirt.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 03, 2020 01:56 PM (XEfKE)



Yeah, but that's not where you put the coconut shells.

Posted by: clutch cargo at June 03, 2020 02:00 PM (8B6Ng)

694 The Hawaiian shirt guys are nothing
Watch out for the guys in hoodies

Posted by: SMOD at June 03, 2020 02:00 PM (OxYQ1)

695 I was ahead of my time. Who knew?

Posted by: Tommy Vercetti at June 03, 2020 02:00 PM (2KacT)

696
Ein Volk Ein Reich Ein Luau

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 03, 2020 01:58 PM (yTvFw)

Ein Volk Ein Reich Ein Luau Ein Berliner.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 03, 2020 02:00 PM (A5zUN)

697 Update: It's now being reported that Hot Topic is a "dog whistle" worn by 30-40 something wine moms to pretend they're cool with their daughters friends.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 03, 2020 02:00 PM (l6b3d)

698 This has to be another 4Chan thing, but I'll wear a goofy Hawaiian shirt if that messes with commie heads.

And I agree about banning Raimondo. Normally I wouldn't care, but he expressed his support for the violent commie scumbags the other day, and that's beyond the pale for me.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 03, 2020 02:00 PM (sWM8x)

699 This fucking church condemning Trump standing in front of their own sign that says "All are welcome" pretty much sums up fake religion

Posted by: Menack at June 03, 2020 02:00 PM (buTO7)

700 Just ordered a Hawaiian shirt. Fuck these people.

Posted by: Guzalot at June 03, 2020 02:00 PM (Rz36l)

701 Kayleigh about ready TO KICK ASS

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 03, 2020 02:00 PM (G05l3)

702 How'd you like a nice Hawaiian Punch?

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 03, 2020 02:01 PM (Z4rgH)

703 @616

Why do we have to chose, he can be both at the same time.


What was made crystal clear today was that he was not a white, not a gray hat but a black hat working as a Deep State inside man.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 03, 2020 02:01 PM (9gyf5)

704 I'm assuming the reason they don't state the slogan is because it
didn't happen or we would all know that the slogan is not white
nationalist.


Remember, for media Millennials, their holy book is Harry Potter, wherein saying a word invokes its power. I'm only partially joking about this.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 03, 2020 02:01 PM (ZGrMX)

705 Isn't that Hornady's new .243 style wildcat round?


Seemingly. A thousand yard AR they claim.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 03, 2020 02:01 PM (qpXD6)

706 Groyper, as far as I understand it, is a very extreme righwing person, possibly a white supremacist, who trolls conservatives by claiming to be more conservative than thou.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 03, 2020 01:59 PM (UW2ZS)

So, Jonah Goldberg?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 03, 2020 02:01 PM (A5zUN)

707 Groyper, as far as I understand it, is a very extreme righwing person, possibly a white supremacist, who trolls conservatives by claiming to be more conservative than thou.

Thanks. The way people just start using and throwing around buzz phrases without the slightest effort to explain or rely on some common cultural foundation is frustrating. Especially as I get older and am not hooked into pop culture any more.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 03, 2020 02:01 PM (KZzsI)

708 The slogan was probably, "Par-tay! Woo-hoo! I'm on camera! Hi mom!"
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I'm going with, 'Tow-gah! Tow-gah! Tow-gah!'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 03, 2020 02:01 PM (CTJwJ)

709 Why do I want a mai tai all of a sudden?

Posted by: clutch cargo at June 03, 2020 02:01 PM (8B6Ng)

710 They still have 2 people check your ID at the dispensory, as per the law. Even though everybody's wearing bandannas. Stupid times indeed.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 03, 2020 02:02 PM (+7yf7)

711 I use the Lancet every morning to prick myself for a blood glucose number.

All those Lancets are pricks ... literally

Posted by: SMOD at June 03, 2020 02:02 PM (OxYQ1)

712 Ace did it...That shirt should be our factions battleflag.

Posted by: William Eaton at June 03, 2020 02:02 PM (cfkTP)

713 Groyper, as far as I understand it, is a very extreme righwing person, possibly a white supremacist, who trolls conservatives by claiming to be more conservative than thou.

David French?

Posted by: Ian S. at June 03, 2020 02:02 PM (ZGrMX)

714 What does wearing a pussy on your head mean?

Posted by: freakahmaha at June 03, 2020 02:02 PM (XfhKA)

715 >>BREAKING: Sen. Richard Blumenthal says he plans to introduce an amendment to the National Defense Authorization Act to restrict President Trump's power to "federalize and militarize law enforcement."


These people are like toddlers - every time Trump does something they introduce legislation to remove the presidential power to do whatever he did.

I don't think they realize just how pathetic they look with this stuff.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 03, 2020 02:02 PM (bDqIh)

716 All Wreckers shall be denounced for interfering with heroic media covering peaceful demonstrations! f-bomb f-bomb f-omb

Posted by: Eskwire at June 03, 2020 02:02 PM (786Ro)

717 This strategy will lose at the ballot box and it most certainly will lose if this fight ever really goes from a cold war to a hot one.

Have you seen these fairies when they are unmasked? These aren't warriors.

Posted by: Raven at June 03, 2020 02:02 PM (6RfEx)

718 >>> 702 How'd you like a nice Hawaiian Punch?
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 03, 2020 02:01 PM

Oh Yeah!

Dammit! Who's gonna replace that wall?

Posted by: banana Dream at June 03, 2020 02:02 PM (l6b3d)

719 "Well ..... East Front girls are hip, I really dig those styles they wear....."
Posted by: fixerupper at June 03, 2020 01:57 PM (8XRCm)


And the Kursk Salient Girls with they way the snipe,
they knock you out at 1,000 yards...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 03, 2020 01:58 PM (s2VJv)

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And she'll have fun fun fun fun fun
till Jerry takes the t34 aawaa--a-ay

Posted by: fixerupper at June 03, 2020 02:02 PM (8XRCm)

720 621 They named it "Brad".
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 03, 2020 01:53 PM (dfRN6)

I loved Brad.

Then he became a white supremacist slogan.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 03, 2020 01:54 PM (Zz0t1)

M2, M3, or FIST?

Posted by: Fox 2! at June 03, 2020 02:02 PM (koG+n)

721 Well, it is hard to call you racist when you have the shrunken heads of each race on a necklace around your neck.



Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 03, 2020 01:58 PM (A5zUN)

thank you. Not many realize how diverse my necklace is. They're not just any old shrunken heads.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 03, 2020 02:02 PM (XEfKE)

722 Posted by: sven at June 03, 2020 02:00 PM (oRLRa)

Yeah. I get that. I'm not convinced I'll win. I'm certain I won't be an easy out.

We'll see. I'm just tired of waiting.

Posted by: Cause and Effect at June 03, 2020 02:02 PM (0pc8A)

723 I'm assuming the reason they don't state the slogan is because it didn't happen or we would all know that the slogan is not white nationalist.



I believe the slogan was 'It's Fingerlicking Good'.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 03, 2020 02:02 PM (qpXD6)

724
James - I have believed for many years, even while Obama was President that it was the Democratic party that was imploding - not the GOP.

Posted by: SH at June 03, 2020 01:05 PM (sX1BW)


The more stories in the MSM about civil war in the GOP, the more certain you can be it's really the Democrats who have a split.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2020 02:03 PM (mht8P)

725 if you where a Hawaiian shirt & you have a gut, Would you have a Hawaiian paunch

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 03, 2020 02:03 PM (G05l3)

726
News just out. Straight brimmed baseball caps and baggy saggy jeans now seen as dog whistle for white power/ white supremacy.

Posted by: Sphynx at June 03, 2020 02:03 PM (rXie1)

727 We are seeing the opening stages not of another American civil war, but of another Democratic civil war.



Discuss.
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100% agree. The inability of the left to accept the 2016 election and their inability to fight out their differences within the party are why we are here.

Posted by: MJ at June 03, 2020 02:03 PM (gAMkn)

728
At least it's not covered with pin up girls

Posted by: NASA Scientist at June 03, 2020 02:03 PM (PtOP4)

729
1000 yards? That's all well and good.
But a flame thrower is the way to go.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 03, 2020 02:03 PM (Qpsm0)

730 @697: "... wine moms to pretend they're cool with their daughters friends."

Daughter's guy friends.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 03, 2020 02:03 PM (+oVP5)

731 Thanks a lot Horde. I just went on eBay and bought a right wing silk Hawaiian shirt.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 03, 2020 02:04 PM (gd9RK)

732 "Only fat party animals and homosexuals wear Hawaiian shirts."

-Homer Simpson

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 03, 2020 02:04 PM (xfb67)

733 Spam sandwich on a Kings Hawaiian roll sounds pretty good for lunch. Trouble is, assholes are hoarding Spam around here.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at June 03, 2020 02:04 PM (C1Lsn)

734 >Just 4 weeks ago, it was a felony to go into a bank with a mask. Now they require masks.
What a stupid time to be alive.
Posted by: Jukin


couple weeks ago I went to a Wells Fargo bank to close an account. Had to wear a mask. And since this is Colorado, I was also wearing a 9mm pistol.

So I'm in a bank, wearing a mask, with a gun on me. All legal. Strange days.

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 03, 2020 02:04 PM (iTXRQ)

735 604 It's always funny they do this.

Remember the OK hand sign? They said it was some white supremacy thing, then everyone started doing it.

Now, Hawaiian Shirts. You'll start to see THOUSANDS of Hawaiian Shirts in the very near future.
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This might just be a test of their their market reach. If a bunch of Hawaiian shirts start showing up in the 'protests' then they have some idea that someone reads their shit.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 03, 2020 02:04 PM (QZCjk)

736 Just ordered a Hawaiian shirt. Fuck these people.
Posted by: Guzalot at June 03, 2020 02:00 PM (Rz36l)


Shirts ordered out of spite are the most satisfying.

Posted by: Cause and Effect at June 03, 2020 02:04 PM (0pc8A)

737 We're Coco-Nuts...for Hitler!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 03, 2020 02:04 PM (+7yf7)

738 @681: "Groyper, as far as I understand it, is a very extreme righwing person, possibly a white supremacist, who trolls conservatives by claiming to be more conservative than thou."

Groypers tend to be hyperactive on Twitter and YouTube too; probably all forms of social media.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 03, 2020 02:04 PM (+oVP5)

739 Why do I want a mai tai all of a sudden?
Posted by: clutch cargo


A tiki torch just landed in your crotch?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 03, 2020 02:05 PM (ZxG8D)

740 727 We are seeing the opening stages not of another American civil war, but of another Democratic civil war.



Discuss.
----------------
100% agree. The inability of the left to accept the 2016 election and their inability to fight out their differences within the party are why we are here.

Posted by: MJ at June 03, 2020 02:03 PM (gAMkn)

==========

Plus, the activist left seems pretty peeved that for two elections in a row, the establishment of the Democratic Party blocked them unfairly from nominating a true believer like them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 03, 2020 02:05 PM (UWqZJ)

741

White supremacists unleash Alohakrieg.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 03, 2020 02:05 PM (yTvFw)

742 "CNN says there are some fine people marching with the looters and domestic terrorists.|

but Trump differentiated the fine people on both sides from the violent agitators ("on both sides", kkk and antifa). Trump was talking about the actual good people with different opinions (on removing history/statues).


CNN says only one side has fine people, and they are with the looters and terrorists, and/or they are the "white privilege Karens" that support the racist BLM and overthrow of law and order.


Scott's "fine people" point is good in a sense, but it is actually not even close to Trump's inclusiveness. It's not even the same as what they claim Trump meant (claiming he included KKK as some of the fine people). CNN says one side has good people (including the rioters) while the other side is racist, as is all white America (per their new racist religion)

Posted by: illiniwek at June 03, 2020 02:05 PM (Cus5s)

743 Shirts ordered out of spite are the most satisfying.

All spite purchases are satisfying.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 03, 2020 02:05 PM (UW2ZS)

744 >>>You know who else wore Hawaiian shirts, right?



Elvis?

Upon A Time in Hollywood?

Weird Al Yankovich?

Magnum PI?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

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Sonny Crockett<<<

Hunter S. Thompson

Posted by: Fritz at June 03, 2020 02:05 PM (95j/9)

745 If anyone finds the hate filled Hawaiian shirt that the comet guy wore on eBay, beforwarned I will be bidding against you.

Posted by: Jean at June 03, 2020 02:05 PM (B7KlG)

746
Seemingly. A thousand yard AR they claim.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 03, 2020 02:01 PM (qpXD6)

At a thousand yards, you call the TACP, and request either JDAMS or a BUFF cell.

Posted by: Fox 2! at June 03, 2020 02:06 PM (koG+n)

747 Thanks a lot Horde. I just went on eBay and bought a right wing silk Hawaiian shirt.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 03, 2020 02:04 PM (gd9RK)
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MoMe threads.

Posted by: bluebell at June 03, 2020 02:06 PM (/669Q)

748 Hawaiianshirtgate

Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2020 02:06 PM (Zmnko)

749 Steve Dahl hardest hit.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 03, 2020 02:06 PM (ufFY8)

750
Well, it is hard to call you racist when you have the shrunken heads of each race on a necklace around your neck.

Doggone it, I missed ZOD's yard sale.

Posted by: banned relics at June 03, 2020 02:06 PM (mPOpr)

751 I appreciate you all very much and if I don't show it very well I respect you and how much you know that I do not. Most of you are much smarter than I am, but I can't speak for the trolls.

At the same time, coming here regularly is... unsettling and uncomforting. I genuinely fear for our nation but more importantly our culture and our future. The government found a way to shut down churches and the churches went along with them. How much longer will this go on, and what comes next?

Our economy is on the precipice of disaster and maybe its gone over the edge, you never know until months later.

The left seems to be triumphantly succeeding in taking over the culture and moving their agenda despite not being really in control of the government and less so in control of judges.

Its almost impossible to identify turning points when you are going through them, but this feels awfully turney to me.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 03, 2020 02:06 PM (KZzsI)

752 I can hear the limerick wheels turning now!
Posted by: Diogenes


***********


A young man from near Waimea
Thought of himself as a playah
He spent his evenings tryin'
To talk dirty in Hawaiian
By telling girls, "Kamanawannaleia!"

Posted by: Muldoon at June 03, 2020 02:06 PM (m45I2)

753 As long as we just let them have the Sudentenland, they'll never march on the Dole Pineapple fields.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 03, 2020 02:06 PM (+7yf7)

754 Seemingly. A thousand yard AR they claim.



Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 03, 2020 02:01 PM (qpXD6)

Very nice, but like the 6.5 Creedmore, scarcity or availability might become a problem. Would love to see how the 6mm performs in real world situations.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 03, 2020 02:06 PM (DjiZK)

755 Ok Heidi surprised me with a Hawaiian PDT bobble-head when we were in Maui. Hawaiian shirt, ukulele and sandals. We had him dance to the Hawaiian music on the car radio. Fall down hilarious.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 03, 2020 02:06 PM (XEfKE)

756 Elvis?

Upon A Time in Hollywood?

Weird Al Yankovich?

Magnum PI?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

-------

Sonny Crockett

Hunter S. Thompson



That's a pretty good list except for Weird Al.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 03, 2020 02:06 PM (gd9RK)

757 thank you. Not many realize how diverse my necklace is. They're not just any old shrunken heads.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
--------

One of my 'Rules to Live By' is, 'Never taunt a guy wearing a shrunken head necklace'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 03, 2020 02:06 PM (9Fwwf)

758 I just put my old hula hoop on EBAY

Posted by: REDACTED at June 03, 2020 02:06 PM (JgrP5)

759 735 TAKE ME NOW YOU FURRY ADONIS!

Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE X at June 03, 2020 02:04 PM (Pzzpr)



Heh.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 03, 2020 02:06 PM (qpXD6)

760 Just came across one on Amazon that's a pink shirt with a watermelon-slice pattern. Maybe that one? Really confuse folks?

Posted by: Stu-22 at June 03, 2020 02:06 PM (kZT36)

761 When I think of Hawaiian shirts I think of old people with big guts. Hawaiian shirts are not cool.
I cringe when I see them.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 03, 2020 02:06 PM (wiXsO)

762 "Come over here and tell me that, haole"
--6'4 300 pound Hawaiian
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


6'4" ???

hah.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 03, 2020 02:07 PM (ZxG8D)

763 722 Posted by: Cause and Effect at June 03, 2020 02:02 PM (0pc8A)

You'll do fine, what the right lacks RIGHT now is political cover for doing necessary things.
We will not grant it to each other, because as a movement we are stuck in the position of allowing an enemy media to define us.
The insanity is in blue heavens, so right now we have to wait patiently for the communists to come to us.
WHEN they do and Darwin takes over and these blue beauties have to deal with pushback we will either get a national divorce or the last people a LOT of people will hear in the two camps when caught in the wrong place will be "you're not from around here are you?"

Posted by: sven at June 03, 2020 02:07 PM (oRLRa)

764 All spite purchases are satisfying.

It's why I smile every time I buy a soda larger than 32 oz. Because somewhere, somebody doesn't like it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - fighting with a dying hard drive at June 03, 2020 02:07 PM (SchxB)

765 715 >>BREAKING: Sen. Richard Blumenthal says he plans to introduce an amendment to the National Defense Authorization Act to restrict President Trump's power to "federalize and militarize law enforcement."


These people are like toddlers - every time Trump does something they introduce legislation to remove the presidential power to do whatever he did.

I don't think they realize just how pathetic they look with this stuff.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 03, 2020 02:02 PM (bDqIh)


Too late, Dick-weed. Obama and Holder already did this, no?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 03, 2020 02:07 PM (s2VJv)

766 Fuckin' Haoles.

Posted by: Antifa Honolulu at June 03, 2020 02:07 PM (v0R5T)

767 Why is fucking obama addressing the nation
Posted by: CN at June 03, 2020 01:56 PM (ONvIw)

He's still the media's president.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 03, 2020 01:57 PM (Zz0t1)



He wants a do-over.

Oblabla did zip zero nada for the Black community except kick them in the dick with spectacular unemployment numbers.

Trump did more for Blacks in 3 years than TFG did in 8.

Oblabla's legacy, such as it is, is being dismantled in a way that benefits everyone.

So, Oblabla is back to take his rightful place as the True Leader of this Country!!1111!!!.

Really, that's how the MFM and Dims see him.

It would be hilarious if his teleprompter went off 2 minutes into his barfing out of Jarret's speech.

The umming and uhhing would be epic.

As would any reporter at all asking him basically,

"Okay, dickweed, you had eight years and both houses of congress to get this done for Black People,

why didn't you do anything, a-hole?"

Posted by: naturalfake at June 03, 2020 02:07 PM (wQxOB)

768 You know who else wore Hawaiian shirts, right?

Elvis?

Upon A Time in Hollywood?

Weird Al Yankovich?

Magnum PI?

Sonny Crockett

Hunter S. Thompson


Gabriel Iglecias

Pharrel

Childish Gambino

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 03, 2020 02:07 PM (KZzsI)

769 Would love to see how the 6mm performs in real world situations.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 03, 2020 02:06 PM (DjiZK)

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Call us.

Posted by: The Swiss at June 03, 2020 02:08 PM (8XRCm)

770 >> Groyper, as far as I understand it, is a very extreme righwing person, possibly a white supremacist, who trolls conservatives by claiming to be more conservative than thou.


My impression is that they are GenX-ish white, religious men who are fed up with the overall cultural decline, and being young/tech savvy, they do a lot of trolling of people across the board. Prominent groyer is Nick Fuentes.

They hate Charlie Kirk just as much as Lefties because Kirk invites trangender Miss Magga to his events. Earlier this year/late last year they were going to Kirk's events and then during Q and A starting with a normal-sounding question but then asking: how does gay sex help conservative values? (Because Kirk has gay conservatives on his team at these events). They are jerks and trolls as part of their confrontations.

Their point is that Kirk is just like the older cucks wo are simply adopting what the Left wants 10 years later.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 03, 2020 02:08 PM (bDqIh)

771 @NBCNews

Snapchat will no longer promote President Trump's content in its Discover section, the company says, adding that it will not "amplify voices who incite racial violence."

Posted by: Tami at June 03, 2020 02:08 PM (cF8AT)

772 parrotheads... smh

Posted by: BluesFish at June 03, 2020 02:08 PM (WQZ1O)

773 @740: "Plus, the activist left seems pretty peeved that for two elections in a row, the establishment of the Democratic Party blocked them unfairly from nominating a true believer like them."

They'll be really peeved when they realize all the big cities have been Democrat controlled for multiple generations, and black people will still be killed by cops when there's a future Democrat president.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 03, 2020 02:08 PM (+oVP5)

774 Man 750+ comments...I guess I miss alot when I have to work LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 03, 2020 02:08 PM (85Gof)

775 Fuckin' Haoles.
Posted by: Antifa Honolulu at June 03, 2020 02:07 PM (v0R5T)

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Front Haole or Back Haole.????

Posted by: The Swiss at June 03, 2020 02:08 PM (8XRCm)

776 PETER BRADY WORE A HAWAIIAN SHIRT AND GOT ATTACKED BY A GIANT TARANTULA!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 03, 2020 02:08 PM (+7yf7)

777 The Fuehrer from Ipanema?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 03, 2020 02:08 PM (DjiZK)

778 745 If anyone finds the hate filled Hawaiian shirt that the comet guy wore on eBay, beforwarned I will be bidding against you.
Posted by: Jean at June 03, 2020 02:05 PM (B7KlG)
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https://www.ellyprizeman.com/

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 03, 2020 02:08 PM (Dc2NZ)

779
damn sock

Posted by: fixerupper at June 03, 2020 02:08 PM (8XRCm)

780 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 03, 2020 02:06 PM (KZzsI)

You seriously just perfectly summed up everything I've been feeling. Thank you.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 03, 2020 02:08 PM (Ez6QX)

781 @amyklobuchar

Minnesota Attorney General Keith Ellison is increasing charges against Derek Chauvin to 2nd degree in George Floyd's murder and also charging other 3 officers. This is another important step for justice.

Posted by: Tami at June 03, 2020 02:09 PM (cF8AT)

782 Snapchat will no longer promote President Trump's content in its Discover section, the company says, adding that it will not "amplify voices who incite racial violence."


Fuck them

Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2020 02:09 PM (Zmnko)

783 Sweet brown maiden said to me
As she gave me language lessons
On the beach at waikiki

Posted by: banned serrenader at June 03, 2020 02:09 PM (mPOpr)

784 I hear white supremacists like to stand in front of TV cameras holding microphones.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at June 03, 2020 02:09 PM (0V/8D)

785 771 @NBCNews

Snapchat will no longer promote President Trump's content in its Discover section, the company says, adding that it will not "amplify voices who incite racial violence."


Posted by: Tami at June 03, 2020 02:08 PM (cF8AT)

===========

"Kill Whitey!"
-Promoted

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 03, 2020 02:09 PM (UWqZJ)

786

White supremacists want a 1,000 year Luau

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 03, 2020 02:09 PM (yTvFw)

787 I got a report of a fire at Trump Tower

Posted by: SMOD at June 03, 2020 02:09 PM (OxYQ1)

788 So do they have footage or is all this said: "without evidence"?

Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2020 02:09 PM (Eicbe)

789 Looks like Linda Graham was name Dick Lugar's hair

Posted by: REDACTED at June 03, 2020 02:09 PM (JgrP5)

790 Hunter S. Thompson

Posted by: Fritz
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Good call.

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." -- Thompson

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 03, 2020 02:10 PM (9Fwwf)

791 Andy Ngo in the Spectator USA: https://spectator.us/andy-ngo-antifa-american-insurgency/ (via steynonline.com)

Posted by: aelfheld at June 03, 2020 02:10 PM (IxDhF)

792 A lot of the groypers are black-pilled (pessimistic) because they think Trump hasn't moved fast enough on the wall or on immigration reform or that he's being undercut by Ivanka and Kushner.

I do agree with the groypers that people like Charlie Kirk are wolves in sheep's clothing.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at June 03, 2020 02:10 PM (JmZtV)

793 I'll give the protest marchers in Richmond VA credit for one thing today - they're staying on the sidewalk. Not pulling that road-blockading bullshit.

Posted by: radar at June 03, 2020 02:10 PM (BySB9)

794 751 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 03, 2020 02:06 PM (KZzsI)

Hey Chris, no offense but you always seem to be ready to surrender.
Have you considered joking with ALL decent people of every hue you meet, "Hey you know if groups of 3000 can riot maybe you and I should be allowed to SHOP, or go worship God, or WORK without needing a nasal condom?"
I said that all morning on a US Army base to Captains, Lieutenants, Sgts, and Pvts.
Not ONE person did not laugh bitterly and say "yeah" and they were of every hue.
You want this fixed a bunch of white SoiBoi Socialists need old yellered.

Posted by: sven at June 03, 2020 02:10 PM (oRLRa)

795 Its almost impossible to identify turning points when you are going through them, but this feels awfully turney to me.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 03, 2020 02:06 PM (KZzsI)

They're trying really hard but think of it like RUSSIA. For two years it seemed like it was never going to end. Every day it was a new "end" for Trump. "Will he testify". Will Stormy testify? And when the "report" came out it was going to be this apocalyptic thing. But it was all a big joke. Superhero "Mueller is Comin'" got on TV to testify and looked like he belonged in home care.

This is pretty much that, except with a side of "stay safe" and their shock troops out torching things (again).

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2020 02:10 PM (5Uh8B)

796 Ahcummonayewannaleia. That was the obscure white supremacist saying.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 03, 2020 02:10 PM (FTlwv)

797 781 @amyklobuchar

Minnesota Attorney General Keith Ellison is increasing charges against Derek Chauvin to 2nd degree in George Floyd's murder and also charging other 3 officers. This is another important step for justice.
Posted by: Tami at June 03, 2020 02:09 PM (cF8AT)

==========

Looks like Ellison is trying to lose the legal battle to reignite protests. Probably for later this year. Maybe late October.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 03, 2020 02:10 PM (UWqZJ)

798
Murder??
There was no murder.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 03, 2020 02:10 PM (Qpsm0)

799 One of my 'Rules to Live By' is, 'Never taunt a guy wearing a shrunken head necklace'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 03, 2020 02:06 PM (9Fwwf)

just wear it on special occasions.


*thinks about MOME*

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 03, 2020 02:10 PM (XEfKE)

800 Hawkeye Pierce, soldier, surgeon, racist.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at June 03, 2020 02:11 PM (C1Lsn)

801 [hic] Did someone say hawaiian shart? [shart] Just had spam and a shit load of mai tais. [hic-shart] Having my own riot here. [hic-shart-fall]

Posted by: Hillary - Queen of the Dead/Alcoholic at June 03, 2020 02:11 PM (l6b3d)

802 @NBCNews



Snapchat will no longer promote President Trump's content in its
Discover section, the company says, adding that it will not "amplify
voices who incite racial violence."





Posted by: Tami at June 03, 2020 02:08 PM (cF8AT)

The faster these companies go out of business the better the world will be

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 03, 2020 02:11 PM (yTvFw)

803 Tell me this is a 4chan prank.

Posted by: Little Boomer at June 03, 2020 02:11 PM (6fu25)

804 What do you do when an entire political party has become a domestic terror organization - herding millions of people to commit societal suicide?

It will be a long time getting rid of this scum

Posted by: Boswell at June 03, 2020 02:11 PM (32YRo)

805 Muldoon.. that was a good one

Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2020 02:11 PM (Zmnko)

806 Soap box: burned to ashes.
jury box: completely corrupt
ballot box: see "jury box"

Sigh.

Okay.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 03, 2020 02:11 PM (WEBkv)

807
I haven't had any throuble with my grass skirt.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob


Ouch!

https://youtu.be/iVFRgoQe86U

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 03, 2020 02:11 PM (aKsyK)

808 @amyklobuchar

Minnesota Attorney General Keith Ellison is increasing charges against Derek Chauvin to 2nd degree in George Floyd's murder and also charging other 3 officers. This is another important step for justice.


And my irony meter just flew across the room, hit the wall, and exploded.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 03, 2020 02:11 PM (Boy/L)

809 TWO GUYS could drown out a group of protesters?

Bullshit.

Friday is casual day here. I have a Hawaiian shirt I've worn here before. Think I'll get it out.
Posted by: Weak Geek



I think they meant drowned out the Tampa reporter's microphone from picking up the sound of the protestor. But since the media are also protestors in their own way, there you have it.

Posted by: Hands at June 03, 2020 02:11 PM (786Ro)

810 Thank God it's not bowling shirts.

Posted by: Ralph Kramden's Closet at June 03, 2020 02:11 PM (nFRLh)

811 Honestly CiNC, sir, get off Twitter and show some damn leadership. This isn't time for tactical shots, it's time for action.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, stating from 457 meters at June 03, 2020 02:11 PM (G9zNL)

812 Tell me this is a 4chan prank.
Posted by: Little Boomer at June 03, 2020 02:11 PM (6fu25)
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More than likely, but, leftists are stupid, so, it's now a real thing.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 03, 2020 02:12 PM (WEBkv)

813 810 Thank God it's not bowling shirts.
Posted by: Ralph Kramden's Closet at June 03, 2020 02:11 PM (nFRLh)

=============

"That's just, like, your opinion, man."
-The Dude

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 03, 2020 02:12 PM (UWqZJ)

814 So you're telling me I can be both sexist and now racist just by wearing a Hawaiian shirt?

Hot damn!

Just need to collect the bigotry, homophobe and islamaphobe stones and it'll be a regular cloak of awesomeness!

Posted by: RoyalOil at June 03, 2020 02:12 PM (aO8Gd)

815 In the Esquire article, only the top photo shows more than I guy wearing the white power shirts. In the others , it's one guy with the racist shirt and others in stuff like t-shirts.

It couldn't be that the weather is getting warmer, could it.

And precisely how do they know theguys pictured are white supremacists?

Funny how the anti- racism fighters are destroying black neighborhoods and killing black people.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at June 03, 2020 02:12 PM (9hauA)

816
I'll give the protest marchers in Richmond VA credit for one thing today - they're staying on the sidewalk. Not pulling that road-blockading bullshit.
Posted by: radar at June 03, 2020 02:10 PM (BySB9)

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All Lives Splatter

Posted by: Teamster Union Local #112 at June 03, 2020 02:12 PM (8XRCm)

817
There is audio recording of the officers specifically discussing how NOT to kill George Floyd during the arrest. They failed, obviously. But they didn't "murder" him.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 03, 2020 02:12 PM (Qpsm0)

818 Should we play Elvis' Rock A Hula on our boom boxes really loud?

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 03, 2020 02:12 PM (QZCjk)

819 Minnesota Attorney General Keith Ellison is increasing charges against Derek Chauvin to 2nd degree in George Floyd's murder and also charging other 3 officers. This is another important step for justice.


Idiot just made it harder to get a conviction

Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2020 02:12 PM (Zmnko)

820 Snapchat will no longer promote President Trump's content in its
Discover section, the company says, adding that it will not "amplify
voices who incite racial violence."





Posted by: Tami at June 03, 2020 02:08 PM (cF8AT)

Things that have happened so far in 2020:

Reddit Deletes The_Donald
Twitter Censors Trump
Snapwhatever does whatever thing

Pay no attention to the ELECTION YEAR behind the curtain!

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2020 02:12 PM (5Uh8B)

821 Ok all, rock to move. luego.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 03, 2020 02:12 PM (XEfKE)

822 Say, did antifa shitheads ruin black hoodies and black pants? No? They didn't?



I know I wouldn't wear one. The chance of being ventilated in my neighborhood would be pretty high.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 03, 2020 02:12 PM (qpXD6)

823
Thank God it's not bowling shirts.

Posted by: Ralph Kramden's Closet at June 03, 2020 02:11 PM (nFRLh)

It will be by next week

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 03, 2020 02:12 PM (yTvFw)

824 Earlier this year/late last year they were going to Kirk's events and then during Q and A starting with a normal-sounding question but then asking: how does gay sex help conservative values? (Because Kirk has gay conservatives on his team at these events).

Kirk's answer should be "Richard Grennell. Next question".

Posted by: Ian S. at June 03, 2020 02:13 PM (ZGrMX)

825 103 This is incredible. Very hard to stop watching this.

Ashley StClair @stclairashley

Watch this woman tear into the Black Lives Matter protests

The only person who started fighting with her was... a white lady.


https://tinyurl.com/y84rxaye

Pretty black lady takes on cliche white idiot girl.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 03, 2020 01:12 PM (Saar
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To clear it up. Black white supremacist attacks White Black live matters uh... person. There...

Posted by: DontGetOutMuch at June 03, 2020 02:13 PM (pOp+P)

826 787
I got a report of a fire at Trump Tower

Posted by: SMOD at June 03, 2020 02:09 PM (OxYQ1)

_________


More white supremacists FTW!


If 9/11 happened today, all the headlines would be "White Supremacists instigate terrorist attack on U.S. -- film at 11:00!"

Posted by: ShainS at June 03, 2020 02:13 PM (X8XN6)

827 SPAM sammich with cheddah and bbq sauce sounds good, as long as you get the porcine napalm jello goop off of it first.

Posted by: Fortcoins at June 03, 2020 02:13 PM (1vIuC)

828 You seriously just perfectly summed up everything I've been feeling. Thank you.

I know God is sovereign. I know he works all things out for good. I know things have been far worse -- my grandparents had children trying to live through the depression and WW2 at the same time as fighting off Polio.

But its hard to face the unknown and I think all we've known and grown up with in the past, all the patterns and structures we knew ... are gone. Not change like "now we have the internet". More like "we are no longer a democracy" and "you have to have papers to travel and permission to gather"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 03, 2020 02:13 PM (KZzsI)

829 822 Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 03, 2020 02:12 PM (qpXD6)

Yup, "you're not from around here are ya?"

Posted by: sven at June 03, 2020 02:13 PM (oRLRa)

830 804 What do you do when an entire political party has become a domestic terror organization - herding millions of people to commit societal suicide?

It will be a long time getting rid of this scum
Posted by: Boswell at June 03, 2020 02:11 PM (32YRo)

Tell me about it!

Posted by: Francisco Franco at June 03, 2020 02:13 PM (Kpl3J)

831 How does a guy from Fayettevile, NC, find himself in Minneapolis. What was he thinking?

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 03, 2020 02:13 PM (QZCjk)

832 What is Derek Chauvin's voter registration???

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2020 02:13 PM (5Uh8B)

833 I can hear the limerick wheels turning now!
Posted by: Diogenes

***********


A young man from near Waimea
Thought of himself as a playah
He spent his evenings tryin'
To talk dirty in Hawaiian
By telling girls, "Kamanawannaleia!"

Posted by: Muldoon



And I wasn't disappointed!
Thanxs man!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 03, 2020 02:13 PM (axyOa)

834 817
There is audio recording of the officers specifically discussing how NOT to kill George Floyd during the arrest.

Step One: Maybe don't kneel on his fucking neck for 10 fucking minutes?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 03, 2020 02:13 PM (+7yf7)

835 There is audio recording of the officers specifically discussing how NOT to kill George Floyd during the arrest. They failed, obviously. But they didn't "murder" him.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 03, 2020 02:12 PM (Qpsm0)
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That would show no intent, at least.

Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2020 02:13 PM (Eicbe)

836 808 @amyklobuchar

Minnesota Attorney General Keith Ellison is increasing charges against Derek Chauvin to 2nd degree in George Floyd's murder and also charging other 3 officers. This is another important step for justice.


And when they all get off because the inflated charges cannot be proved beyond a reasonable doubt, there'll be another round of fun.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at June 03, 2020 02:14 PM (9hauA)

837 s long as you get the porcine napalm jello goop off of it first.
--------------------
That's Spam essence.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 03, 2020 02:14 PM (QZCjk)

838 Soap box: burned to ashes.
jury box: completely corrupt
ballot box: see "jury box"

Sigh.

Okay.


Please God, don't make us have to reach for that final box

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 03, 2020 02:14 PM (KZzsI)

839 That would show no intent, at least.

Second degree murder will never stand..

Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2020 02:14 PM (Zmnko)

840 Hawaii heaven ... take me down that Likelike highway. Love the islands.

Posted by: Pliney at June 03, 2020 02:15 PM (YXkwF)

841
Idiot just made it harder to get a conviction

Oh, just wait till you see the jury they seat.
Reverse OJ effect.

Posted by: banned ftw at June 03, 2020 02:15 PM (mPOpr)

842 834 817
There is audio recording of the officers specifically discussing how NOT to kill George Floyd during the arrest.

Step One: Maybe don't kneel on his fucking neck for 10 fucking minutes?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 03, 2020 02:13 PM (+7yf7)

Humans are fragile and durable in weird ways. Sometimes people do stupid things and people die.

Posted by: Someguy at June 03, 2020 02:15 PM (zR1US)

843 840+ comment thread on Aloha Shirts? Awesome.

Posted by: dingbat at June 03, 2020 02:15 PM (N0gU3)

844 Red states should offer cop jobs to blue state cops.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 03, 2020 02:15 PM (KyfSA)

845 Minnesota Attorney General Keith Ellison is increasing charges against Derek Chauvin to 2nd degree in George Floyd's murder and also charging other 3 officers. This is another important step for justice.
-------------------------------
Doesn't Ellison have a kid in AntiFa? Or was that Kaine?

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 03, 2020 02:15 PM (QZCjk)

846 So, where do I burn my kids' Leo & Stitch evil Nazi propaganda DVD

Posted by: Boswell at June 03, 2020 02:15 PM (32YRo)

847 839 That would show no intent, at least.

Second degree murder will never stand..
Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2020 02:14 PM (Zmnko)

==========

Almost like Ellison wants more protests.

Weird thing for an AG, but Minnesota wanted this.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 03, 2020 02:15 PM (UWqZJ)

848 What color will Kayleigh wear today. I'm gonna go with peach.

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2020 02:15 PM (5Uh8B)

849 Why is it that when enough white Americans do a thing that it becomes identifiable, it's always racist?

But when enough black Americans do a thing that it becomes identifiable, we're not allowed to point out the pattern?

Posted by: Bobby K at June 03, 2020 02:16 PM (exoK9)

850 Wouldn't be surprised if Ellison tries to name "all white people" as unindicted co-conspirators

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 03, 2020 02:16 PM (xfb67)

851 Please God, don't make us have to reach for that final box
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 03, 2020 02:14 PM (KZzsI)
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Amen.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 03, 2020 02:16 PM (WEBkv)

852 Actually she should come out in a Hawaiian shirt.

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2020 02:16 PM (5Uh8B)

853 Thank God it's not bowling shirts.

Posted by: Ralph Kramden's Closet at June 03, 2020 02:11 PM (nFRLh)

It will be by next week


Posted by: TheQuietMan



Only in Milwaukie and Pittsburg.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 03, 2020 02:16 PM (axyOa)

854 Why are we excited to buy Hawaiin shirts? Are we standing in solidarity with the white nationalists and anarchist libertarians?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy. COVID Free since 1975 at June 03, 2020 02:16 PM (dNzKv)

855 Ouch!



https://youtu.be/iVFRgoQe86U

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 03, 2020 02:11 PM (aKsyK)

O.M.G.... BC!? what the ever luvin hell? Lol.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 03, 2020 02:16 PM (XEfKE)

856 Fuck Hawaiian Punch

Posted by: Menack at June 03, 2020 02:16 PM (buTO7)

857 this is like the draw Muhammad contest ... "I must draw Muhammad, because you say I can't".

Posted by: illiniwek at June 03, 2020 02:16 PM (Cus5s)

858 In our world, a felon is lionized

and Kavy's is a rapist

not a good outlook for the country

Posted by: REDACTED at June 03, 2020 02:16 PM (JgrP5)

859 Actually she should come out in a Hawaiian shirt.
Posted by: ... at June 03, 2020 02:16 PM (5Uh8B)

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and NOTHING else

Posted by: fixerupper at June 03, 2020 02:17 PM (8XRCm)

860 Actually she should come out in a Hawaiian shirt.


Posted by: ... at June 03, 2020 02:16 PM (5Uh8B)


Left heads explode like in Scanners in 3..2..

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 03, 2020 02:17 PM (yTvFw)

861 A very good interview of Lara Logan on what is going on right now.

The Glenn Beck Program »
This Is the Radicals' Endgame | Guests: Larry Elder & Lara Logan | 6/3/20
starts at 1:29:00
https://tinyurl.com/y8kxufnw

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at June 03, 2020 02:17 PM (FBrfY)

862 I routinely wear Hawaiian shirts. Maybe it was an unconscious act to do so. That aside, how many nanoseconds would it take the federal Stasi to start rounding up people even suspected of terrorism if they were on the Right?

These propagandists are actively engaged in terrorism right along with their Antifa boyfriends. They are legitimate targets, folks in Hawaiian shirts.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 03, 2020 02:17 PM (puu6v)

863 834 Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 03, 2020 02:13 PM (+7yf7)

Yeah Guy....
Step .25 Don't get strung out on Meth and other drugs when you have arterioscelrosis.....step .50 don't resist arrest for 9.5 minutes......step 1.0 the cops get off the guys neck-whole thing could have been avoided had George not passed funny money and when confronted had he said "hell yeah I'll go downtown someone passed this to me and I will ABSOLUTELY help the Treasury department!"

Posted by: sven at June 03, 2020 02:17 PM (oRLRa)

864 BREAKING: Sen. Richard Blumenthal says he plans to
introduce an amendment to the National Defense Authorization Act to
restrict President Trump's power to "federalize and militarize law
enforcement."





These people are like toddlers - every time Trump does something
they introduce legislation to remove the presidential power to do
whatever he did.



I don't think they realize just how pathetic they look with this stuff.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 03, 2020 02:02 PM (bDqIh)

Any Republican who supports that will get excoriated.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 03, 2020 02:17 PM (nAiE/)

865 WILX headline: "Ingham Co. Health Dept. releases statement following death of George Floyd"

...fuckin' why?

Posted by: hogmartin at June 03, 2020 02:17 PM (t+qrx)

866 Ann Althouse has been outed as a Nazi Sympathizer by the minions of Google:

https://tinyurl.com/ycbzfek6

They are pushing Hawaiian shirts at her too.

Posted by: rd at June 03, 2020 02:17 PM (+0uDE)

867 Actually she should come out in a Hawaiian shirt.
Posted by: ... at June 03, 2020 02:16 PM (5Uh8B)

----

and NOTHING else


Endorsed.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 03, 2020 02:17 PM (ZGrMX)

868 861 This Is the Radicals' Endgame | Guests: Larry Elder & Lara Logan | 6/3/20
starts at 1:29:00
https://tinyurl.com/y8kxufnw
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at June 03, 2020 02:17 PM (FBrfY)

==========

If this is their endgame, they're losing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 03, 2020 02:17 PM (UWqZJ)

869 Was it ever determined whether the choke hold is or is not in the MPD Manual as an approved Non-Lethal Choke Hold?

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 03, 2020 02:17 PM (QZCjk)

870 Why are we excited to buy Hawaiin shirts? Are we standing in solidarity with the white nationalists and anarchist libertarians?

Nahh, they're just really comfortable.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - fighting with a dying hard drive at June 03, 2020 02:18 PM (SchxB)

871 A very good interview of Lara Logan on what is going on right now.

She has good info on Antifa.. A lot of it frightening

Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2020 02:18 PM (Zmnko)

872 >>Doesn't Ellison have a kid in AntiFa? Or was that Kaine?

Both

Kaine's son was arrested a few years back.
Ellison's son, who is on city council, just openly supported antifa on twitter - no idea if he's been involved with their activities (though that would not be shocking given his dad supports Antifa)

Posted by: Lizzy at June 03, 2020 02:18 PM (bDqIh)

873 Why are we excited to buy Hawaiin shirts?

Tell me this is satire.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 03, 2020 02:18 PM (KZzsI)

874 "And when they all get off because the inflated charges cannot be proved beyond a reasonable doubt, there'll be another round of fun.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at June 03, 2020 02:14 PM (9hauA)"

This is what bothers me immensely. Proceed cautiously on charges you know will stick.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, stating from 457 meters at June 03, 2020 02:18 PM (G9zNL)

875
Please God, don't make us have to reach for that final box

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 03, 2020 02:14 PM (KZzsI)

Frankly at the rate of cultural decay we're experiencing I'll happily reach for that last box instead of living in tranny-pedo America.

Posted by: Someguy at June 03, 2020 02:18 PM (zR1US)

876 willow territory but some had already predicted Ellison would do something like this - the mob must be appeased.

Somewhere there was an experienced criminal defense lawyer who'd done wrongful death cases - his quick assessment was that escalating the charges would be a perilous course.

Part of his assessment was based on DA's early public statement that certain evidence complicated a murder charge. Coulda been the recording people are talking about - I dunno.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 03, 2020 02:18 PM (El6T/)

877 I'll donate $5,000 to Trump's 2020 campaign if Kayleigh wears a Hawaiian shirt to the press briefing.

Posted by: Fortcoins at June 03, 2020 02:18 PM (1vIuC)

878 Would Tater nervously cross to the other side of the street if he saw me approaching wearing a Hawaiian shirt?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 03, 2020 02:18 PM (Uu+Jp)

879 Tell me about it!

Posted by: Francisco Franco at June 03, 2020 02:13 PM (Kpl3J)

Lay down and shut up.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 03, 2020 02:18 PM (XEfKE)

880 Doesn't Ellison have a kid in AntiFa? Or was that Kaine?
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 03, 2020 02:15 PM (QZCjk)

------------------------------

They both do, actually

Posted by: radar at June 03, 2020 02:19 PM (BySB9)

881 Why are all these hats so fricking tiny? Bunch a pin heads around here.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 03, 2020 02:19 PM (A5zUN)

882 Doesn't Ellison have a kid in AntiFa? Or was that Kaine?
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 03, 2020 02:15 PM (QZCjk)

Both

Posted by: CN at June 03, 2020 02:19 PM (ONvIw)

883 Kayleigh up

Posted by: BluesFish at June 03, 2020 02:19 PM (WQZ1O)

884 Kayleigh up. Let's see how vile the press can be today.

Posted by: WisRich at June 03, 2020 02:19 PM (G0vdT)

885 Did ace go to the grocery store?

Posted by: redridinghood at June 03, 2020 02:19 PM (wiXsO)

886 I have a dozen Hawaiian shirts in the closet. Have had them for years and years.

Posted by: blaster at June 03, 2020 02:19 PM (ZfRYq)

887 Nazi punks were all ready fucked off. Which nazis they talking sbout?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 03, 2020 02:19 PM (KyfSA)

888 Tell me this is satire.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 03, 2020 02:18 PM (KZzsI)

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Close.

Its attire.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 03, 2020 02:19 PM (8XRCm)

889 If Ellison raised the charges, and the officers get off as a result, anybody who riots afterward is *showing* that they just don't understand that a BLACK MAN--and a NEAR-MILITANT one at that--was at the head of the prosecution.

And that Justice for George Floyd was DENIED by a near-militant black man, probably FOR the Democratic party.

Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2020 02:19 PM (Eicbe)

890 >>Tell me this is satire.

Look at the authors - 3 authors, who've written books and won awards.

The WashPost is putting the big guns on this likely prank meme for some ungodly reason.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 03, 2020 02:19 PM (bDqIh)

891 I'll wear a Hawaiian shirt I guess. But I draw the line at Bermuda shorts.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 03, 2020 02:19 PM (sWM8x)

892 this is the Draw Muhammad contest winner ... Federalist link

now I must get a Hawaiian shirt


https://tinyurl.com/yccvt9q9

Posted by: illiniwek at June 03, 2020 02:19 PM (Cus5s)

893 876 willow territory but some had already predicted Ellison would do something like this - the mob must be appease

They will never be appeased

Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2020 02:19 PM (Zmnko)

894 Just watched Fox for a few minutes to remind myself why I don't watch it anymore. Ed Henry and some mayor telling Dana we're all racists and heads just nodding.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, stating from 457 meters at June 03, 2020 02:19 PM (G9zNL)

895 867 Actually she should come out in a Hawaiian shirt.
Posted by: ... at June 03, 2020 02:16 PM (5Uh8B)

----

and NOTHING else

Endorsed.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 03, 2020 02:17 PM (ZGrMX)

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Bunk!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 03, 2020 02:20 PM (dfRN6)

896 Why are all these hats so fricking tiny?

What is this?? A center for ants????

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 03, 2020 02:20 PM (KZzsI)

897 864 BREAKING: Sen. Richard Blumenthal says he plans to
introduce an amendment to the National Defense Authorization Act to
restrict President Trump's power to "federalize and militarize law
enforcement."
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I think our elderly progressive establishment smells the end coming. That would explain everything over these last 12 years.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 03, 2020 02:20 PM (QZCjk)

898 Nood censorship.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 03, 2020 02:20 PM (t+qrx)

899 Ashley StClair @stclairashley

Watch this woman tear into the Black Lives Matter protests

The only person who started fighting with her was... a white lady.


https://tinyurl.com/y84rxaye

Pretty black lady takes on cliche white idiot girl.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 03, 2020 01:12 PM (Saar

This woman is my spirit animal. Everything she said is exactly what I have thought and said. It's required viewing.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at June 03, 2020 02:20 PM (9hauA)

900 Tiny bubbles mother fucker!!

Posted by: Don Ho at June 03, 2020 02:20 PM (cGlgB)

901 Uhh, uhm. Michael is a man and I love cock. Just not, uhh, his.

Posted by: Barack Obama's Major Speech at June 03, 2020 02:20 PM (ZGrMX)

902 I'm sure it's been mentioned several times already, but Hawaiian shirts make great cover garments when carrying concealed, either inside or outside the waste band as it helps against your firearm "printing" or being noticeable to others.
I own a few such shirts for exactly that reason.

Posted by: fly at June 03, 2020 02:20 PM (2M/TV)

903 These people are like toddlers - every time Trump does something

they introduce legislation to remove the presidential power to do

whatever he did.
I don't think they realize just how pathetic they look with this stuff.



Posted by: Lizzy at June 03, 2020 02:02 PM (bDqIh)

I think it's to remind everyone that they're the boss or at least co-equal. Incumbency is a big deal so it's all just to delegitimize him wherever possible.

They do look stupid but you have to give them credit for one thing. While our side is dotting i's and crossing t's against deep criminal malfeasance they are throwing bomb after bomb against legitimate action.

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2020 02:20 PM (5Uh8B)

904


NOOOD


Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 03, 2020 02:20 PM (Qpsm0)

905 867 Actually she should come out in a Hawaiian shirt.
Posted by: ... at June 03, 2020 02:16 PM (5Uh8B)

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and NOTHING else

Endorsed.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 03, 2020 02:17 PM (ZGrMX)


Perchance do you have a newsletter?

Posted by: blaster at June 03, 2020 02:20 PM (ZfRYq)

906 So I guess Obama is going to have to carry Biden across the finish line?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2020 02:20 PM (+eVzC)

907 Very good thoughts, Christopher. Some observations:

"At the same time, coming here regularly is... unsettling and uncomforting. I genuinely fear for our nation but more importantly our culture and our future. The government found a way to shut down churches and the churches went along with them. How much longer will this go on, and what comes next?"

Something we all have to face is that Reality is most of the time disturbing and uncomfortable. We spend a lot of our lives working to build ourselves cocoons and to shelter our minds from the ugliness and hardness of a lot of the world we live in. But when that ugliness threatens to break down our barriers and come looking for us, one by one, it can no longer be safely ignored. It must be looked at, and understood. That's what is happening in these conversations - of COURSE it is a disturbing and uncomfortable process. It has to be.

"Our economy is on the precipice of disaster and maybe its gone over the edge, you never know until months later.
The left seems to be triumphantly succeeding in taking over the culture and moving their agenda despite not being really in control of the government and less so in control of judges."

Yes, yes, and yes. But we're just finding out how bad things have gotten while we've been sleeping. None of these things are new, they've been building for years. Only our knowledge of the extent of the problems are new.

"Its almost impossible to identify turning points when you are going through them, but this feels awfully turney to me.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 03, 2020 02:06 PM (KZzsI)"

Wars are almost always turning points, and we're in one. What happens next, as always, depends on who wins this war.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 03, 2020 02:21 PM (Kpl3J)

908 SPAM sammich with cheddah and bbq sauce sounds good, as long as you get the porcine napalm jello goop off of it first.
Posted by: Fortcoins


Congrats on your pregnancy.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 03, 2020 02:21 PM (ZxG8D)

909 902 This

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 03, 2020 02:21 PM (nFRLh)

910 *Shit, waistband

Posted by: fly at June 03, 2020 02:21 PM (2M/TV)

911 I'll wear a Hawaiian shirt I guess. But I draw the line at Bermuda shorts.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 03, 2020 02:19 PM (sWM8x)

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ESPECIALLY if you jackwagons are gonna wear dress socks with them..

Posted by: fixerupper at June 03, 2020 02:21 PM (8XRCm)

912 Frankly at the rate of cultural decay we're experiencing I'll happily reach for that last box instead of living in tranny-pedo America.

Sherman was right, war is sheer hell. And civil war is the worst conceivable kind of war. Nobody should gladly launch that or look forward to it. Its as awful as humans get on earth.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 03, 2020 02:21 PM (KZzsI)

913 For those of you who doubt we have reached Peak Stupid, I present you with the following conclusive proof:

The star of the old TV show "Glee," Lea Michele, formerly a big hero to leftists because Glee was super pro-gay, chimed in with all the other virtuer-signalliers these days by tweeting out some virtue-signalling claptrap priasing Black Lives Matter etc.

Big mistake.

In reply, a minor cast member (who is black, of course) from the final season of Glee tweeted back that Lea Michele had micro-aggressed her during the filming of that season. In particular, she claimed that Lea Michele said aloud that she would shit in the minor cast member's wig.

Yes, shit in her wig.

Then, another minor cast member from Glee replied to that twet by posting a picture of herself drinking tea.

Yes, drinking tea.

This tea-drinking-photo caused a huge explosion online, because these days posting a picture of yourself drinking ta is your way of saying that you approve of something.

This means that the first minor cast member's accusation had ben supported by someone else, thus was verified!

Result:

Lea Michele is now being canceled. Lost her job as spokesperson for some cpmpnay, being savaged online as a racist, etc.

All because she tried to virtue-signal how anti-racist she was:

https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-52903265

Posted by: zombie at June 03, 2020 02:21 PM (N9G0H)

914 Fuck these commie ashoes

Posted by: Zombie Don Ho at June 03, 2020 02:22 PM (EgshT)

915 847 839 That would show no intent, at least.

Second degree murder will never stand..
Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2020 02:14 PM (Zmnko)

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Almost like Ellison wants more protests.

Weird thing for an AG, but Minnesota wanted this.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 03, 2020 02:15 PM (UWqZJ)

Went and looked at the US code definition of Terrorism, and it included language of an act done to change a Government position or actions.

Riots, Terrorism, problem is, its working.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 03, 2020 02:22 PM (NgKpN)

916 So I guess Obama is going to have to carry Biden across the finish line?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2020 02:20 PM (+eVzC)
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After seeing Obama's workout video, I think Obama would struggle carrying anything more than a bag of groceries.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 03, 2020 02:22 PM (WEBkv)

917 Minnesota Attorney General Keith Ellison is increasing charges against Derek Chauvin to 2nd degree in George Floyd's murder and also charging other 3 officers. This is another important step for justice.

And when they all get off because the inflated charges cannot be proved beyond a reasonable doubt, there'll be another round of fun.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at June 03, 2020 02:14 PM (9hauA)


Reds do that sort of thing routinely. Why? Because they don't want to win. If/when they lose, they get a whole pretext for agitation.

That's why the Reds support Wesley Cook (aka "Mumia something or other"); he's guilty as all hell, having been witnessed standing over a police officer and shooting him in the head.

The Reds pushing for his release know perfectly well he won't be turned loose, but that is a plus: they can then claim that that shows how bad the system is.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 03, 2020 02:22 PM (YqDXo)

918 Why would anyone believe Ellison wants a conviction? He's an ANTIFA sympathizer, if not an actual member, and he's Islamist Muzz.

He'll deliberately over-charge so Chauvin walks and the violence continues.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 03, 2020 02:22 PM (sWM8x)

919 Seemingly. A thousand yard AR they claim.



Barrett IS a 1000 yard AR.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2020 02:23 PM (gPTe0)

920 Tell me this is satire.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 03, 2020 02:18 PM (KZzsI)

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Close.

Its attire.

Posted by: fixerupper



Golf clap!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 03, 2020 02:23 PM (axyOa)

921 He'll deliberately over-charge so Chauvin walks and the violence continues.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 03, 2020 02:22 PM (sWM8x)


Exactly. More succinct than my rant.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 03, 2020 02:23 PM (YqDXo)

922 Are we standing in solidarity with the white nationalists and anarchist libertarians?

This has to be satire right, you're joking? You do not seriously buy into the left's deliberate attempt to demonize wearing a kind of shirt???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 03, 2020 02:23 PM (KZzsI)

923 Sherman was right, war is sheer hell. And civil war is the worst conceivable kind of war. Nobody should gladly launch that or look forward to it. Its as awful as humans get on earth.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 03, 2020 02:21 PM (KZzsI)
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My real concern is that no one seems to taking a firm stand with these rioters and our hand may be forced if things don't let up sooner rather than later.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 03, 2020 02:24 PM (WEBkv)

924 Went and looked at the US code definition of Terrorism, and it included language of an act done to change a Government position or actions.

Riots, Terrorism, problem is, its working.
Posted by: Romeo13



That's because WE haven't started playing yet.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2020 02:24 PM (gPTe0)

925 All because she tried to virtue-signal how anti-racist she was:

https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-52903265

Posted by: zombie at June 03, 2020 02:21 PM (N9G0H)
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Well, at least the Jacobins eat their own, of course that's after they've put to death all the Girondists.

Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2020 02:24 PM (Eicbe)

926 Kayleigh slamming Acosta.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 03, 2020 02:25 PM (ufFY8)

927 He'll deliberately over-charge so Chauvin walks and the violence continues.

That is the concern, and its super easy for him to do in his position. The flaw with this is that the cop (who is suicidal now, supposedly) can just plead guilty to everything and take it, ruining the attempt.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 03, 2020 02:25 PM (KZzsI)

928

HAWAII FUCK O is back...........gotta get my red Ferrari out and my porn stache............bring my car round Benson.

Posted by: saf at June 03, 2020 02:26 PM (5IHGB)

929 Was it ever determined whether the choke hold is or is not in the MPD Manual as an approved Non-Lethal Choke Hold?


Again, here's the actual text. Note the emphasis on not murdering the guy:

5-311 USE OF NECK RESTRAINTS AND CHOKE HOLDS (10/16/02) (08/17/07) (10/01/10) (04/16/12)

DEFINITIONS I.

Choke Hold: Deadly force option. Defined as applying direct pressure on a person's trachea or airway (front of the neck), blocking or obstructing the airway (04/16/12)

Neck Restraint: Non-deadly force option. Defined as compressing one or both sides of a person's neck with an arm or leg, without applying direct pressure to the trachea or airway (front of the neck). Only sworn employees who have received training from the MPD Training Unit are authorized to use neck restraints. The MPD authorizes two types of neck restraints: Conscious Neck Restraint and Unconscious Neck Restraint. (04/16/12)

Conscious Neck Restraint: The subject is placed in a neck restraint with intent to control, and not to render the subject unconscious, by only applying light to moderate pressure. (04/16/12)

Unconscious Neck Restraint: The subject is placed in a neck restraint with the intention of rendering the person unconscious by applying adequate pressure. (04/16/12)

PROCEDURES/REGULATIONS II.

The Conscious Neck Restraint may be used against a subject who is actively resisting. (04/16/12)
The Unconscious Neck Restraint shall only be applied in the following circumstances: (04/16/12)
On a subject who is exhibiting active aggression, or;
For life saving purposes, or;

On a subject who is exhibiting active resistance in order to gain control of the subject; and if lesser attempts at control have been or would likely be ineffective.
Neck restraints shall not be used against subjects who are passively resisting as defined by policy. (04/16/12)

After Care Guidelines (04/16/12)

After a neck restraint or choke hold has been used on a subject, sworn MPD employees shall keep them under close observation until they are released to medical or other law enforcement personnel.

An officer who has used a neck restraint or choke hold shall inform individuals accepting custody of the subject, that the technique was used on the subject.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 03, 2020 02:26 PM (gd9RK)

930 Hawaiin shirts will now not signal white supremacy ... it will signal "you can't tell me what I can't wear" ... along with "if you force me to pick a racial history to support, I will pick WASPy founding of America and Western Civilization over ??? Black Africa and Communism?


Do you have any other offerings to your list of demands other than surrendering my heritage/country in favor of yours?

Posted by: illiniwek at June 03, 2020 02:26 PM (Cus5s)

931 I'll wear a Hawaiian shirt I guess. But I draw the line at Bermuda shorts.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 03, 2020 02:19 PM (sWM8x)

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ESPECIALLY if you jackwagons are gonna wear dress socks with them..
Posted by: fixerupper


Where's the damn sandals???

Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2020 02:27 PM (gPTe0)

932 How does a guy from Fayettevile, NC, find himself in Minneapolis. What was he thinking?
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 03, 2020 02:13 PM (QZCjk)

By way of Houston after serving time on a plea deal for an armed robbery home invasion charge.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 03, 2020 02:27 PM (mEjqT)

933 911 I'll wear a Hawaiian shirt I guess. But I draw the line at Bermuda shorts.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 03, 2020 02:19 PM (sWM8x)

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ESPECIALLY if you jackwagons are gonna wear dress socks with them..
Posted by: fixerupper at June 03, 2020 02:21 PM (8XRCm)
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I don't like Bermuda shorts, but if it should become my duty as a patriotic American to wear them, I'll wear them with dress socks and sandals, thank you berry much.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 03, 2020 02:29 PM (sWM8x)

934 FAGGOT Accosta

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 03, 2020 02:29 PM (G05l3)

935 PROCEDURES/REGULATIONS II.



The Conscious Neck Restraint may be used against a subject who is actively resisting. (04/16/12)

The Unconscious Neck Restraint shall only be applied in the following circumstances: (04/16/12)

On a subject who is exhibiting active aggression, or;

For life saving purposes, or;



On a subject who is exhibiting active resistance in order to gain
control of the subject; and if lesser attempts at control have been or
would likely be ineffective.

Neck restraints shall not be used against subjects who are passively resisting as defined by policy. (04/16/12)



After Care Guidelines (04/16/12)



After a neck restraint or choke hold has been used on a subject,
sworn MPD employees shall keep them under close observation until they
are released to medical or other law enforcement personnel.



An officer who has used a neck restraint or choke hold shall inform
individuals accepting custody of the subject, that the technique was
used on the subject.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 03, 2020 02:26 PM (gd9RK)

Floyd was not actively resisting even by the officers' account. He passively resisted being put in Chauvin's car by sliding to the ground.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 03, 2020 02:29 PM (nAiE/)

936 "Why would anyone believe Ellison wants a conviction? He's an ANTIFA sympathizer, if not an actual member, and he's Islamist Muzz."

It sucks to have actual terrorists in our own government.

Posted by: Chris M at June 03, 2020 02:30 PM (eAZVt)

937 Haven't seen anyone wearing a Hawaiian shirt since mid '70s.

Posted by: BignJames at June 03, 2020 01:04 PM

Remember that Friday is Hawaiian shirt day. So, anyone...who wants to...can wear a Hawaiian shirt.

And jeans.

Posted by: Bill Lumbergh at June 03, 2020 02:30 PM (edlKR)

938 Rickb223 broke me. He. Broke. Me.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 03, 2020 02:30 PM (sWM8x)

939 Setting up for repeat of the Rodney King fiasco.

Acquitted, Riot, Federally charged, Convicted.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 03, 2020 02:31 PM (mEjqT)

940 The Swiss were always shooting downhill.

Posted by: klaftern at June 03, 2020 02:33 PM (RuIsu)

941 940 I LIKE SPAM

Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE X at June 03, 2020 02:33 PM (Pzzpr)




On topic for once.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 03, 2020 02:34 PM (qpXD6)

942 I have several Boogaloo shirts in my collection.

I'mma start wearing them all the time.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at June 03, 2020 02:37 PM (BaX+7)

943 819 Minnesota Attorney General Keith Ellison is increasing charges against Derek Chauvin to 2nd degree in George Floyd's murder and also charging other 3 officers. This is another important step for justice.


Idiot just made it harder to get a conviction
Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2020 02:12 PM (Zmnko)

The US attorney needs to call him and say he's not going to save Ellison's butt from the acquittal riots by stepping in with a Civil Rights case.

Posted by: Fox 2! at June 03, 2020 02:44 PM (koG+n)

944 i generally wear gray polo shirts in 3XL and Wrangler relaxed fit jeans in 56x32. My uniform anonymizes me, as it is impossible for hip and cool people like Antifa, cops, protesters, gang members and Karens to see a fat white guy dressed like a Dad on the weekend. I CAN GO ANYWHERE< DO ANYTHING!

Posted by: mikee at June 03, 2020 02:46 PM (xcC0Y)

945 Yyyeeeaaah, I thought I made it clear that *Friday* is Hawaiian shirt day.

Didn't you get the memo?

Posted by: Bill Lumbergh at June 03, 2020 01:35 PM

Yeah, I got the memo. I just forgot, okay?

Posted by: Peter Givens at June 03, 2020 02:49 PM (edlKR)

946 We're not supposed to draw conclusions when the San Bernardino terrorists show up at the airport like they stepped out of the 7th Century.

ANTIFA was wearing their all-black costume to riots for years but the Press Corpse didn't notice.

But two guys step out of a Tiki Bar and it's a WHITE SUPREMECIST WAVE SWEEPING THE NATION!!!

I know they could be more useless and retarded, but I don't know how.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at June 03, 2020 03:13 PM (Ndje9)

947 This is precisely the New World Order.

You will be judged not by your actions, but by your thoughts and feelings.

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at June 03, 2020 03:19 PM (rguUg)

948 Last year was the last time I looked. They were about $50, give or take, while a new one was well north of $100.
And let me say that they are worth $100 and a steal at $50.I never had worn silk shirts before but once I wore one I was won over big time. They breath great and they are soft and comfortable as all get out.

By all means get a cheap one on Ebay for a first try. I normally get mine at end-of-season sales at beach places and less likely to get a fake if the store also sells the current model year. I'd imagine Ebay may be a little dicey for fakes.

Lastly a big reason that gun owners may favor the shirts is that they are baggy and provide easy access to concealed weapon.

Posted by: doesky2 at June 03, 2020 03:20 PM (TnyUK)

949 I wear mine to honor the late, great Captain Lou Albano. Deal with it.

Posted by: Anthony Marshall at June 03, 2020 03:30 PM (5gb4K)

950 Haven't these press jerkmeats ever heard of guayaberas? Those fine untucked Central American shirts are handy for concealed carry--even better than the Hawaaian onesl

And how about those robes from the Middle East--let's put some "terror" in the terrorism in the streets.

The press are pathteic morons who know nothng--but then I repeat myself. Know nothing morons = main stream press.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at June 03, 2020 03:32 PM (NVDjf)

951 The Washington Compost whine over men in Hawian Shirts yeah just listen to their whining WHINE WHINE WHINE

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at June 03, 2020 03:45 PM (FLiOE)

952 On the Big Island, Hawaiian shirts are church wear.

Posted by: Annalucia at June 03, 2020 03:58 PM (S6ArX)

953 What does wearing a pussy on your head mean?

It means you have really terrible taste, and you can't even knit a proper cat's ear. Those little bumps on the hat look like a clumsy attempt to finish off the toe of a sock.

Posted by: Annalucia at June 03, 2020 04:00 PM (S6ArX)

954 Does the Washington Compost know Hawaiian shirts are quite popular with the gay crowd?

Posted by: Deplorably Bonnie Blue at June 03, 2020 05:00 PM (BNMel)

955 Oh, noes! There goes my entire wardrobe of collared shirts. What's a person to do?

Posted by: Regnad Kcin at June 03, 2020 05:09 PM (imxdF)

956 On Facedbook, while piling up a ton of hate yesterday aimed at me (I raised the issue that all of the people lecturing me on how to understand what it means to black where white and middle class, but none of my black friends were dong the same or supporting the chaotic violence, this add popped up that first for this post. The Maui Shirt Co is "going out of business" and everything is on sale. Is the stuff good? Who knows? But, the price is right if you want to slip further down the "deplorable" hole.
https://mauishirtco.com/

Posted by: Big Sam at June 03, 2020 05:55 PM (5zAjT)

957 Well, F*ck, there goes my wardrobe.

Posted by: Jimmy from Texas at June 04, 2020 11:06 AM (P09P4)

958 Dang I just remembered My son brought me two Hawaiian shirts back from his recent (before COVID fake) visit to Hawaii.I got BDU's from my time in the Military so I'm equipped LOL


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