Polk County, Florida Sheriff to Antifa Terrorist Raiders Thinking About Coming to Pillage: We're All Armed Here and We Will Kill You Dead If You Come

As antifa and BLM threaten to come to the suburbs to assault, loot, and burn, the Sheriff of Polk County, Florida, has a stark warning: Trespassers will be shot, and this is not just lip-service.

"The people in Polk County like guns, they have guns, I encourage them to own guns... And if you try to break into their homes to steal, to set fires, I'm highly recommending they blow you back out of the house with their guns."

With leftwing mayors and governors giving their voters/rioters/arsonists/murderers "space to destroy," of course citizens are required to do the job the cops won't do, or have been ordered not to do:

So what the fuck is left of our country? Blue states and cities have entirely given up their primary responsibility, that of protecting the citizenry and keeping the public order.

Instead, they've unleashed Mad Max violent atomism on us all.

I hope Polk County ignores Joey Fingers' bizarre new protocol for law enforcement: If someone is literally rushing at you to attack you, you must NOT shoot center mass, but should attempt to "wing 'im," like a fucking Tom Mix cowboty.

Whether the sad bromide repeaters of the National Review want to admit it or not, this country is dissolving. When the local armed forces (I mean the police) of one county has to threaten to kill cross-border raiders from an adjoining county -- as if these were Texan settlers warning Pancho Villa's raiders to stay in Mexico -- there is no more America anymore, there is only Thunderdome.

But let's keep talking about Norms and Principles and Muh Twitterz.

Or whatever Premium Quality TV Cable Show you're binging on and squeeing about this fucking week.


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1 yes

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Not Masked and Hearding Cats at June 01, 2020 07:37 PM (3H9h1)

2 Trump is our greatest president.

Posted by: ... at June 01, 2020 07:37 PM (uEbPt)

3 First!

Posted by: Flyguy at June 01, 2020 07:38 PM (v30M8)

4 I'll go get them

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2020 07:38 PM (ZCEU2)

5 New National motto: America, Don't start none, won't be none.

Posted by: Bete at June 01, 2020 07:38 PM (Ojki1)

6 Ye shall engorge on Martini's

So shall it be poured

So shall it be drank

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Not Masked and Hearding Cats at June 01, 2020 07:39 PM (3H9h1)

7 I read the content. Rookie mistake.

I mean, there's only one presidential candidate that's in the WWE Hall of Fame. Trump is gonna layeth the smacketh down.

Posted by: Flyguy at June 01, 2020 07:39 PM (v30M8)

8 Rooftop Koreans everywhere!

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 01, 2020 07:40 PM (btJAX)

9 FLORIDA SHERIFF: "The people in Polk County like guns, they have guns, I encourage them to own guns.


Whatever happened to being a little sheep and leaving the gunplay to the pros?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 01, 2020 07:40 PM (kVr0X)

10 I'm still in awe of the speech and subsequent walk.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 01, 2020 07:40 PM (tmA71)

11 That police chief is so jejune!

Posted by: CNN Talking Heads at June 01, 2020 07:40 PM (oVJmc)

12 hiya

Posted by: JT at June 01, 2020 07:40 PM (arJlL)

13

Can we call him Dr Biden, M.D. from now on?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 01, 2020 07:41 PM (a5wky)

14 Oregon governor announces she's calling in the NG. She also announced several times that they will not be armed.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 01, 2020 07:41 PM (TLxpZ)

15 Yeah, Joe, but what if Betty Grable is running at you with a knife? What gams!

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 01, 2020 07:41 PM (DY3v8)

16 We can stop calling it a "cold civil war" now. This thing is hot.

They were at war with us and we weren't at war with them.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 01, 2020 07:41 PM (puu6v)

17 I work on the farm until noon and then clean my guns - they don't need cleaning, just habit. Come and take it.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 01, 2020 07:41 PM (nFRLh)

18 But his TONE

Posted by: grammie winger at June 01, 2020 07:41 PM (lwiT4)

19 Armed business owners are now stationed outside and on top their properties in Santa Monica.
......

Hey! That guy doesn't look Korean.

Posted by: wth at June 01, 2020 07:41 PM (v0R5T)

20 I thought Joey B. told us to shoot the shotgun through the front door.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 01, 2020 07:41 PM (oVJmc)

21 So any LEOs wanna get froggy in Illinois and other locked down states by raising revenue and give tickets to people protecting their businesses for obeying lockdown restrictions?

Since they obviously can't to the rioters, what with them being proper law breakers and all.

Posted by: Bete at June 01, 2020 07:41 PM (Ojki1)

22 When I grow up I want to be a real man, like Jim Acosta.

Posted by: Brett Baier at June 01, 2020 07:42 PM (sWM8x)

23
Get the Polk out of my county!

Posted by: stumck at June 01, 2020 07:42 PM (uksaT)

24 That guy said "guns" four times.

Posted by: eleven at June 01, 2020 07:42 PM (Qf83p)

25 >>Oregon governor announces she's calling in the NG. She also announced several times that they will not be armed.


What is one falls over?

Posted by: Michele Fields at June 01, 2020 07:42 PM (d1uve)

26 Whether the sad bromide repeaters of the National Review want to admit it or not, this country is dissolving.

-----------

The country almost dissolved before. Many died. It won't dissolve now. Not without a fight, by us. Screw the left. This is our country. They want a fight, let's give it to the.

Posted by: SH at June 01, 2020 07:42 PM (sRP8d)

27 @7: "Instead, they've unleashed Mad Max violent atomism on us all."

I've seen baseball bat powered neighborhood watch groups around Minneapolis, and I give them points for effort and good intentions, but I do believe they'll scurry for the shadows as soon as a looter or rioter waves a gun around.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 01, 2020 07:42 PM (+oVP5)

28 When the local armed forces (I mean the police) of one county has to threaten to kill cross-border raiders from an adjoining county -- as if these were Texan settlers warning Pancho Villa's raiders to stay in Mexico -- there is no more America anymore, there is only Thunderdome.


You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2020 07:42 PM (4RRDi)

29 Bloody rednecks

Posted by: Braenyard at June 01, 2020 07:42 PM (M8tth)

30 aw vmom beat me to it at 8

Posted by: wth at June 01, 2020 07:42 PM (v0R5T)

31 24
That guy said "guns" four times.


He likes guns.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 01, 2020 07:42 PM (oVJmc)

32 Trump walking the streets to show down the mob.

-
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AFa1-kciCb4

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 01, 2020 07:42 PM (+y/Ru)

33 Shit REALLY just got real:

Alameda County (Oakland, Berkeley) just declared a CURFEW, starting tonight at 8pm.

The Alameda County supervisors, plus the mayors and city councils of Oakland and Berkeley, are among the most left-wing elected officials in the nation.

And yet, even in the heart of Blueland, they've had enough of this looting,

Once you've lost Alameda County, you've lost everyone.

Posted by: zombie at June 01, 2020 07:43 PM (N9G0H)

34 14 Oregon governor announces she's calling in the NG. She also announced several times that they will not be armed.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 01, 2020 07:41 PM


Beware of Dog. It has no teeth.

Posted by: Flyguy at June 01, 2020 07:43 PM (v30M8)

35 Joe Biden says he wants cops who have someone running at them with a knife to "shoot them in the leg."

The better practice is to simply rack your shotgun. The sound will scare away any intruder. That's the kind of tried and true folk wisdom that No Malarkey Joe would embrace.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 01, 2020 07:43 PM (kVr0X)

36 Yeah, damn shame those of us in California can't have a gun that would really be effective against a riot, an Assault Rifle with 30 round Mags.

Because our STATE took our right to protect ourselves adequately away.

Posted by: Romeo13 bar Sinister at June 01, 2020 07:43 PM (NgKpN)

37 We left protest'ville miles back. We're now driving on foreign operation to destabilize the US street.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 01, 2020 07:44 PM (WvQcX)

38 Oregon governor announces she's calling in the NG. She also announced several times that they will not be armed.


What is one falls over?
Posted by: Michele Fields


Trump should nationalize them and arm them. Checkmate.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2020 07:44 PM (4RRDi)

39 Whatever happened to being a little sheep and leaving the gunplay to the pros?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 01, 2020 07:40 PM (kVr0X)

Pretty sure Broward County's sheriff still wants people to do that. And everyone there with a brain wishes Polk County's sheriff was theirs.

Posted by: Bete at June 01, 2020 07:44 PM (Ojki1)

40 America is under assault by white nationalists!!!

Posted by: The MSM, Now with 28% More Truthy Goodness at June 01, 2020 07:44 PM (kVr0X)

41 Just wing them...common thought that shows they have no understanding or sentiments.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 01, 2020 07:44 PM (KyfSA)

42 And yet, even in the heart of Blueland, they've had enough of this looting,

Once you've lost Alameda County, you've lost everyone.
Posted by: zombie at June 01, 2020 07:43 PM (N9G0H)

Its only real if they ENFORCE the curfew.

Posted by: Romeo13 bar Sinister at June 01, 2020 07:44 PM (NgKpN)

43 Anyone out after 8pm tonight in Oakland and Berkeley will be arrested -- and for the next week, every night, as well. This is gonna be "fun." And by "fun," I mean sheer civil-war level anarchy.

Posted by: zombie at June 01, 2020 07:44 PM (N9G0H)

44 Papa don't take no mess:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBq3wPHztXQ

Posted by: Braenyard at June 01, 2020 07:44 PM (M8tth)

45 That guy said "guns" four times.
Posted by: eleven at June 01, 2020 07:42 PM (Qf83p)
.......

you have to repeat things to little kids.

Posted by: wth at June 01, 2020 07:44 PM (v0R5T)

46 Trump walking the streets to show down the mob.



-

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AFa1-kciCb4

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 01, 2020 07:42 PM (+y/Ru)



I was disappoint. I thought you'd found a clip.

Posted by: grammie winger at June 01, 2020 07:45 PM (lwiT4)

47 joe biden looks weak and confused. Trump is going to destroy him if they let him debate.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 01, 2020 07:45 PM (JUOKG)

48 Did you see the extortion demand by the BET cofounder?


He wants $14 trillion for reparations.

Posted by: Ha at June 01, 2020 07:45 PM (SJDa9)

49 That is one great thing about being a....

Posted by: FlordiaMan at June 01, 2020 07:45 PM (//PkA)

50 14 Oregon governor announces she's calling in the NG. She also announced several times that they will not be armed.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 01, 2020 07:41 PM (TLxpZ)


Great. More victims.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2020 07:45 PM (xCDE6)

51 Another new crush.

Posted by: LASue at June 01, 2020 07:45 PM (Ed8Zd)

52 Krud Kutter with Popov Vodka w/ a brillo twist

breakfast of champions

Posted by: REDACTED at June 01, 2020 07:45 PM (JgrP5)

53 Oregon continues to have its TOP TRANNIES on the job.

Top.

Trannies.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Protecting Zooey Deschanel From Rioters Once She Rescinds Her Restraining Order on Me at June 01, 2020 07:45 PM (+dsLj)

54 Hey everybody, again.

Could someone please go to Twitter and tell Chrissy Teigen to fcuk herself into oblivion? Thanks in advance. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 01, 2020 07:45 PM (L2ZTs)

55
Where's Fuckface Cuomo?

Where's "America's Governor"??

Where's Mr Wonderful??

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 01, 2020 07:45 PM (a5wky)

56 Just wing them...common thought that shows they have no understanding or sentiments.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 01, 2020 07:44 PM (KyfSA)


If you're a really crack shot, you can actually make them dance!

Posted by: El Guapo at June 01, 2020 07:45 PM (kVr0X)

57 still getting "this media can not be played"

i guess i can't watch videos here. i can guess at them though per the descriptions.

Posted by: Quint at June 01, 2020 07:45 PM (hHxp2)

58 For some reason I want to watch a Spaghetti Western now.

Posted by: eleven at June 01, 2020 07:46 PM (Qf83p)

59 Sending troops out and not armed is stupidity. Now arms can be non lethal type but at least not defenceless.

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2020 07:46 PM (ZCEU2)

60 Do these curfews and what happens after remind anyone else of all the Purge movies. Especially with the loud speakers announcing curfew is about to start

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 01, 2020 07:46 PM (UNyae)

61
I was disappoint. I thought you'd found a clip.
Posted by: grammie winger at June 01, 2020 07:45 PM (lwiT4)

Same. I didn't get to see it.

I haz sadz

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 01, 2020 07:46 PM (WvQcX)

62 Trump is going full on Atticus Finch - fuck you liberals

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 01, 2020 07:46 PM (nFRLh)

63 Will Oaklanders even know there's a there, there?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 01, 2020 07:46 PM (DY3v8)

64 24 That guy said "guns" four times.
Posted by: eleven at June 01, 2020 07:42 PM (Qf83p)

he done tole ya he liked guns

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 01, 2020 07:46 PM (btJAX)

65
This is getting retwitted. It's from April 21, 2013


Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump
NO MERCY TO TERRORISTS you dumb bastards!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 01, 2020 07:46 PM (jXl61)

66 "Joe Biden says..."

And at that point, before the ellipsis, you know something profoundly stupid will follow. Covered in hairy pudding.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 01, 2020 07:46 PM (HhXSr)

67 The legal nuts who get into the law on this need to shut up or get on board. Shooting rioters on site.

Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline at June 01, 2020 07:46 PM (g3hz7)

68 Joe Biden says he wants cops who have someone running at them with a knife to "shoot them in the leg."

-
There's no need to actually shoot anybody. Just shoot their belt buckle off so that their pants fall down.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 01, 2020 07:46 PM (+y/Ru)

69 The Dems are floating a multi trillion dollar reparations package to level the playing field.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 01, 2020 07:46 PM (wiXsO)

70

Where's Newsome?

I thought Newsome and Cuomo were great "leaders" and either would be great for the 2020 Democrat nominee? Where is their great leadership?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 01, 2020 07:47 PM (a5wky)

71 BTW, remember the Sandmann lawsuits?

Does anyone know how his suits against individual stupid starlets are going? I know Kathy Griffin was named as one defendant. I bet Teigen is another.

I'm really hoping they're feeling pain for mouthing off.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 01, 2020 07:47 PM (L2ZTs)

72 Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with me, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."

Posted by: Jesus Quintana at June 01, 2020 07:47 PM (Z+IKu)

73 sight. *blast it*

Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline at June 01, 2020 07:47 PM (g3hz7)

74 Joe Biden says he wants cops who have someone running at them with a knife to 'shoot them in the leg.'
-----------

Through the door...with an over and under.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2020 07:47 PM (bPH26)

75 Americans to the Milkyway.

Leftists to the caves.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 01, 2020 07:47 PM (KyfSA)

76 I was disappoint. I thought you'd found a clip.
Posted by: grammie winger at June 01, 2020 07:45 PM (lwiT4)

I want a clip of the Park Police Cavalry Charge just before Trump spoke in DC.

Posted by: Romeo13 bar Sinister at June 01, 2020 07:47 PM (NgKpN)

77 Unarmed Guardsmen? I keep telling you, I still don't think there's a state called "Oregon"--it'll always be a territory to me.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 01, 2020 07:47 PM (DY3v8)

78 There was some woman on Martha McCullum's show going on about needing a leader who will unify the country. That is only possible when the subsidiary leaders around the country are willing to give a hand.

But we will see in November.

Posted by: Decaf at June 01, 2020 07:47 PM (xarPm)

79 F U Slow Joe.


When you see a rattlesnake poised to strike, you do not wait until he has struck before you crush him.

Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2020 07:47 PM (F9rT3)

80 @47: "Trump is going to destroy him if they let him debate."

Better than zero odds that Biden's people try and force a Zoom debate, so Joe can read off a teleprompter, and yet still somehow mangle his answers.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 01, 2020 07:47 PM (+oVP5)

81 50 14 Oregon governor announces she's calling in the NG. She also announced several times that they will not be armed.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 01, 2020 07:41 PM (TLxpZ)

Great. More victims.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2020 07:45 PM (xCDE6)


Trump needs to step on that.
Military trains w/guns.
Send them to work, send them with their tools.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 01, 2020 07:47 PM (M8tth)

82 Did you see the extortion demand by the BET cofounder?





He wants $14 trillion for reparations.


Posted by: Ha at June 01, 2020 07:45 PM

---

Just mint 14 trillion dollar platinum coins like obama wanted and we are done.


Easy peasy.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 01, 2020 07:47 PM (JUOKG)

83 Sooth, Newsom was on TV earlier today, talking about a "dearth of leadership".

He also said, MLK "didn't wait to get elected president" before making positive change, which in fairness is true.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 01, 2020 07:48 PM (L2ZTs)

84 49 That is one great thing about being a....
Posted by: FlordiaMan at June 01, 2020 07:45 PM

Or a Florida Man, even. Don't fuck with us. We're crazy and we're armed.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 01, 2020 07:48 PM (NWiLs)

85 48 Did you see the extortion demand by the BET cofounder?


He wants $14 trillion for reparations.
Posted by: Ha at June 01, 2020 07:45 PM (SJDa9)

Read the text- 14 trillion is just a down payment.

Posted by: Bete at June 01, 2020 07:48 PM (Ojki1)

86 "Fucking Quintana, Man..."

"That creep can roll."

Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2020 07:48 PM (d1uve)

87 Cops, remember to shoot miscreants in the leg, unless their leg hair is rich and luxurious, instead of the heart.

With a shotgun, of course.

Be safe out there!

Posted by: Joey Biden at June 01, 2020 07:48 PM (DMUuz)

88 Oregon governor announces she's calling in the NG. She also announced several times that they will not be armed.


Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 01, 2020 07:41 PM (TLxpZ)


So they are there for decoration?


Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 01, 2020 07:48 PM (jXl61)

89 Deploying NG without weapons is a recipe for disaster.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 01, 2020 07:48 PM (sWM8x)

90 have the rioters made it to any suburbs ?

Posted by: REDACTED at June 01, 2020 07:48 PM (JgrP5)

91 zombie - arrested arrested, or phot op arrested for Berkley activist cred

I still remember the Berkley PD's website that had a page where one could sign up/schedule a public arrest during a protest. Will be fun to see Berkley deal with non-posers.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2020 07:48 PM (bDqIh)

92 Oregon governor announces she's calling in the NG. She also announced several times that they will not be armed.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 01, 2020 07:41 PM (TLxpZ)



Ah. So they're sending in the Peace Corps.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 01, 2020 07:48 PM (kVr0X)

93 Where's Newsome?
.........

Probably looting a salon for Men's Hair products.

Posted by: wth at June 01, 2020 07:48 PM (v0R5T)

94 Mayors etc. should announce that any business owner defending his business will not be prosecuted for shooting a looter on his premises.

Just put a sign on the door that says "closed," and blast anybody who sets foot across the doorway.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2020 07:48 PM (xCDE6)

95 If anybody a) wants some escapist entertainment and b) gets the Comet network . . .

They're doing a Godzilla marathon all day today. I do not know why.

(You can get Comet via web or other streaming, too.)

https://www.comettv.com

Posted by: filbert at June 01, 2020 07:48 PM (NiXyF)

96 88 So they are there for decoration?


Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 01, 2020 07:48 PM (jXl61)

They're there for Target Practice.

As the targets.

Posted by: Allie at June 01, 2020 07:48 PM (vmRc0)

97 Incredible to see Second Amendment being exercised lied that in Santa Monica. People in SoCal call it "The People's Republic of Santa Monica." That's how liberal it is.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 01, 2020 07:48 PM (xPl2J)

98 Sending troops out and not armed is stupidity. Now arms can be non lethal type but at least not defenceless.

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2020 07:46 PM (ZCEU2)

it is an attempt to embarrass them. Maybe they get riot gear and that is the plan. But we have seen in too many instances the utter stupidity of leaving troops defenseless. This goes back to Lebanon in the early 80s. Politicos are often not that bright.

Posted by: Quint at June 01, 2020 07:49 PM (hHxp2)

99 Same. I didn't get to see it.



I haz sadz

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 01, 2020 07:46 PM (WvQcX)



Somebody said TMZ had it but all I saw was 40 seconds of protestors.

Posted by: grammie winger at June 01, 2020 07:49 PM (lwiT4)

100 BTW Basement Joe is a idiot.

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2020 07:49 PM (ZCEU2)

101 Oregon governor announces she's calling in the NG. She also announced several times that they will not be armed.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 01, 2020 07:41 PM (TLxpZ)


Perhaps time for a rethink on female governors and mayors, yes? They seem to be uniformly awful.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2020 07:49 PM (xCDE6)

102 Gavin Newsome said he will personally blow all the protesters if they will please stop making him look like a pussy.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 01, 2020 07:49 PM (WvQcX)

103 I saw Tom Mix Cowboty open for Michael Moore at the Michigan State Fair in '94.

Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2020 07:49 PM (WqPYg)

104 ''Oregon governor announces she's calling in the NG. She also announced several times that they will not be armed. ''

That really pisses me off. In other words they're just targets who can't defend themselves.

Posted by: Tuna at June 01, 2020 07:49 PM (gLRfa)

105 Sleepy Joe! We shall never see his caliber of cogency again, - unless Hillary the Whore tosses her colostomy bag back into the ring again.

Posted by: Fritz at June 01, 2020 07:50 PM (95j/9)

106
Trump is going full on Atticus Finch - fuck you liberals
Posted by: Heart of Darkness


Is he going to shoot a dog?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2020 07:50 PM (aKsyK)

107 WeirdDave, if you're around... sounds like Polk County might be for you...!

Posted by: parsimony at June 01, 2020 07:50 PM (X1xq4)

108 Do these curfews and what happens after remind
anyone else of all the Purge movies. Especially with the loud speakers
announcing curfew is about to start


Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 01, 2020 07:46 PM---
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKUCp7bl72g

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 01, 2020 07:50 PM (JUOKG)

109 @48: "He wants $14 trillion for reparations."

So we've gone from "Fight for $15" per hour minimum wage to "Fuck Everything for $14" trillion dollars worth of giveaways?

Nothing matters anymore. It's not even surreal, just vapid.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 01, 2020 07:50 PM (+oVP5)

110 Did you see the extortion demand by the BET cofounder?

****************************

I asked a black MAGA friend, "How do you say 'go fuck yourself' in jive?"

He said, "Go fuck yourself."

Posted by: Two Weeks From Protecting Zooey Deschanel From Rioters Once She Rescinds Her Restraining Order on Me at June 01, 2020 07:50 PM (+dsLj)

111 BTW Basement Joe is a idiot.
Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2020 07:49 PM (ZCEU2)


To be fair, he is always responsibly masked when he goes in public, unlike that big Neanderthal brute Mr. Trump.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 01, 2020 07:50 PM (kVr0X)

112 >>>Instead, they've unleashed Mad Max violent atomism on us all.

*dons face colander and speedo*

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 01, 2020 07:50 PM (KnJdm)

113 Joe Biden says he wants cops who have someone running at them with a knife to 'shoot them in the leg.'
......

No, no, no. Everybody knows you shoot the knife out of his hand.

Posted by: wth at June 01, 2020 07:50 PM (v0R5T)

114 It's so easy to be discouraged when you see such wanton destruction by children of the well off. It's also scary to think what are the children of the not well off learning from this.

Posted by: Decaf at June 01, 2020 07:51 PM (xarPm)

115 still getting "this media can not be played"

i guess i can't watch videos here. i can guess at them though per the descriptions.


Posted by: Quint at June 01, 2020 07:45 PM (hHxp2)

right click, copy video location, open a new tab and play the vid.

Posted by: whine, meet cheeze at June 01, 2020 07:51 PM (/LQkF)

116 still getting "this media can not be played"

i guess i can't watch videos here. i can guess at them though per the descriptions.
Posted by: Quint


If you use Duck Duck Go you have to disable the tracking blocker.

Posted by: eleven at June 01, 2020 07:51 PM (Qf83p)

117 Joe "blast a couple of shots from your shotgun through the door if you hear someone rattling the knob" is now telling cops "just wing 'em and they will stop. "

Dumbass and all his supporters live in a movie in their minds.

People die from being shot in the leg.
Also, people have killed others after being winged.

Also, since these assholes are only educated by what's in movies: How many times have you seen the good guy still shoot the bad guy even after being shot himself?

Posted by: RoyalOil at June 01, 2020 07:51 PM (aO8Gd)

118 Don't fire until you can see the hair on their legs stand up.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 01, 2020 07:51 PM (V8zw+)

119
have the rioters made it to any suburbs ?

Posted by: REDACTED at June 01, 2020 07:48 PM (JgrP5)


Looting in the Chicago burbs. From the video I saw it looked like local ferals. In Joliet ferals did a smash and grab of a Ross and Sketchers and of course filmed themselves doing it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 01, 2020 07:51 PM (jXl61)

120 bad night for Beto to show up demanding your AR

Posted by: x at June 01, 2020 07:51 PM (nFwvY)

121 Glad I check before I posted, wouldn't want to get willowed now would I...

I'm an Instagram Whore, as I'm part of the powerlifting community, and that's what we do, even for this 29 y/o.

My informal sampling of attitudes amongst that very small group is that the younger folk are not down with The Donald. Easily 10:1 against.

And the breakdown male v female runs about the same.

We've had the Antifa destroy a goodly part of where a lot of our members live, and they're still blaming Trump.

Most of these kids are 20-35 y/o. Even the ones with military backgrounds are blaming Trump.

I'm surprised, but not shocked. The brainwashing that these kids have been exposed to is at the root of the issue.

I would have thought "meatheads" would be more in tune with The Scalp Weasel. In a sport where you get out exactly what you put in. Where everyone is equal under the bar. And they fall for this clap trap.

Love these kids to death, I really do, but I am too old to understand their logic.

Posted by: Adm Painter at June 01, 2020 07:51 PM (A5T33)

122 Oregon governor now blaming the Proud Boys. Says they have a picture of one of them at the riots, proving white supremicists are behind the rioting. I had to turn her off.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 01, 2020 07:51 PM (TLxpZ)

123 unedited raw video of Pres Trump walking to St John's from Fox

https://youtu.be/9pnmW-ANY3c

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 01, 2020 07:51 PM (btJAX)

124 He also said, MLK "didn't wait to get elected president" before making positive change, which in fairness is true.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 01, 2020 07:48 PM (L2ZTs)


He also didn't wait until he'd written a dissertation before he submitted a plagiarized one.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2020 07:51 PM (xCDE6)

125 90 kallisto pointed out they tried to hit the biggest mall here but read reports and it didn't get to far, some windows and 12 arrests.

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2020 07:51 PM (ZCEU2)

126
Or a Florida Man, even. Don't fuck with us. We're crazy and we're armed.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 01, 2020 07:48 PM (NWiLs)


It's all that sunshine.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 01, 2020 07:52 PM (M8tth)

127 email from Kamala Harris (who, like Mayor Putz and a few others, are trying to stay relevant:

Will you make a contribution to the Minnesota Freedom Fund, an organization working on the ground in Minnesota to post bail for arrested protestors?

Posted by: mallfly of the Lammamoor at June 01, 2020 07:52 PM (4a9Vv)

128 ...oh, and sock off

Posted by: browndog at June 01, 2020 07:52 PM (A5T33)

129 84 Or a Florida Man, even. Don't fuck with us. We're crazy and we're armed.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 01, 2020 07:48 PM (NWiLs)


And we remain that way even long after transplanting ourselves elsewhere.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at June 01, 2020 07:52 PM (DTX3h)

130 i guess i can't watch videos here. i can guess at them though per the descriptions.
Posted by: Quint at June 01, 2020 07:45 PM (hHxp2)

I can't watch any of the videos either, on my desktop. I can on my phone.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 01, 2020 07:52 PM (OzQGF)

131 Polk County. Kinda lame. A real sheriff would have preemptively flooded the streets and unleashed attack alligators. Be hella-better, Florida.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 01, 2020 07:52 PM (H5knJ)

132 "Elect us, and we'll nuke Polk and every other Trump County!"
-- Biden/Shartwell 20202, The Unity / We're All In This Together Ticket!!!

Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2020 07:52 PM (WqPYg)

133 how does a guy with no arms hold his knife?

Posted by: x at June 01, 2020 07:52 PM (nFwvY)

134 115 still getting "this media can not be played"
---
Try clicking the twitter icon in the upper right. That's working for me.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 01, 2020 07:52 PM (sWM8x)

135 The People's Republic of Santa Monica." That's how liberal it is.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 01, 2020 07:48 

No, we call it Soviet Monica.

Posted by: Ha at June 01, 2020 07:53 PM (SJDa9)

136 Will you make a contribution to the Minnesota Freedom Fund, an organization working on the ground in Minnesota to post bail for arrested protestors?
Posted by: mallfly of the Lammamoor at June 01, 2020 07:52 PM (4a9Vv)

Is that for real?

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 01, 2020 07:53 PM (OzQGF)

137 Oregon governor now blaming the Proud Boys. Says
they have a picture of one of them at the riots, proving white
supremicists are behind the rioting. I had to turn her off.


Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 01, 2020 07:51 PM (TLxpZ)


Are they wearing Hawaiian shirts?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 01, 2020 07:53 PM (jXl61)

138 Blue states and cities have entirely given up their primary responsibility, that of protecting the citizenry and keeping the public order.

Instead, they've unleashed Mad Max violent atomism on us all.

*********

This is EXACTLY what the underground campaign of urban terrorism aims to achieve. They're not trying to win anything. They just want the people to feel that they are abandoned by their government, for the existing government to lose its legitimacy. The above-ground part of the campaign then proposes an alternative that is more attractive: Green New Deal, student loan forgiveness, Medicare for All, etc. The two campaigns work hand in glove, and they're playing the long game. This is about 2024. The President is correct in putting the heat on states and cities that will not protect people and property, because letting them continue to let their cities burn undermines the legitimacy of the United States.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 01, 2020 07:53 PM (jK8Z7)

139 Joe Biden says he wants cops who have someone running at them with a knife to 'shoot them in the leg.'

*****************

Nobody who has ever been in a knife fight would ever say this. They'll have stabbed you 20 times before they even realized they were shot.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Protecting Zooey Deschanel From Rioters Once She Rescinds Her Restraining Order on Me at June 01, 2020 07:53 PM (+dsLj)

140 I want to move to Florida. The sane part at least, not Miami or Coward County.I have no job waiting for me in FL but if things keep going the way they are behind the Iron Blue Curtain that has descended upon our county I may just sell everything I own and drive there and see what happens.I'm really just sick of everything. I might even leave the country to a lower COL place and see how long I can survive on savings.

Posted by: Iasonas at June 01, 2020 07:53 PM (ZMtsZ)

141
Love these kids to death, I really do, but I am too old to understand their logic.
Posted by: Adm Painter at June 01, 2020 07:51 PM (A5T33

I imagine peer pressure is also a problem. Go along to get along.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 01, 2020 07:53 PM (WvQcX)

142 So, if Trump uses RICO, he can impound Soros' assets in the US if I am not mistaken.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 01, 2020 07:53 PM (Ywny1)

143 Trump walks to St. John's Church


https://bit.ly/372jXP3

Posted by: grammie winger at June 01, 2020 07:53 PM (lwiT4)

144
Ah. So they're sending in the Peace Corps.
Posted by: Cicero
-----

Americorpse. They can read to the children, and pick up trash.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2020 07:53 PM (L47aO)

145 Maybe some of them will get lost and eaten by gators.

Posted by: wth at June 01, 2020 07:53 PM (v0R5T)

146 @48: "He wants $14 trillion for reparations."

How about 14 trillion Zimbabwean dollars? That's about what, five bucks?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2020 07:53 PM (xCDE6)

147 how does a guy with no arms hold his knife?
Posted by: x at June 01, 2020 07:52 PM (nFwvY)


In his mouth. Sharp edge goes out.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 01, 2020 07:53 PM (kVr0X)

148 Will you make a contribution to the Minnesota
Freedom Fund
, an organization working on the ground in Minnesota to post
bail for arrested protestors?


Posted by: mallfly of the Lammamoor at June 01, 2020 07:52 PM (4a9Vv)

_______


That's like the Soviet Freedom Gulag, amirite?

Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2020 07:54 PM (WqPYg)

149 "Oregon governor announces she's calling in the NG. She also announced several times that they will not be armed."

Here's an idea. Let's just save taxpayer money and simply not send them since what you're already doing is placing mannequins.

When I read this, I (and everyone to whom this is actually directed) hear, "I'll be placing target practice in the areas you want to destroy, so bring extra weapons."

Can the NG refuse to place its men in a wholly untenable position? I mean if a governor says, "I want you to stop bricks and bullets with your face," do these volunteers actually have to follow this command? Because if that's the case, then some rules of engagement and who follows what needs to be redefined.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 01, 2020 07:54 PM (HhXSr)

150 Shoot him in the leg. Femoral artery anyone?

Posted by: Guzalot at June 01, 2020 07:54 PM (Rz36l)

151 There is no Oregon governor, just a Dowager Empress.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 01, 2020 07:54 PM (e1mEI)

152 Jordan61, Happy Birthday!

Posted by: Braenyard at June 01, 2020 07:54 PM (M8tth)

153 Posted by: RoyalOil at June 01, 2020 07:51 PM (aO8Gd)

Biden is an expert in giving self-defense advice that will get you convicted of murder.

Posted by: Sjg at June 01, 2020 07:54 PM (gDSJf)

154 ''WeirdDave, if you're around... sounds like Polk County might be for you...!''

Yup his search is over.

Posted by: Tuna at June 01, 2020 07:55 PM (gLRfa)

155
Oregon governor now blaming the Proud Boys. Says they have a picture of one of them at the riots, proving white supremicists are behind the rioting. I had to turn her off.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans


It's the Boogeroos!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2020 07:55 PM (aKsyK)

156 Are they wearing Hawaiian shirts?

Nah, it's worse. They're wearing the same kinda shirt that misogynist rocket scientist was wearing.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 01, 2020 07:55 PM (H5knJ)

157 Jordan and JJ have the same B'Day?

Posted by: eleven at June 01, 2020 07:55 PM (Qf83p)

158 The people that believe the line that it's only white supremacists rioting and causing violence will see Trump come out against rioters and think he's cracking down on white supremacists.

Whoops.

Whoopsie!

Posted by: ... at June 01, 2020 07:55 PM (uEbPt)

159 by the way, if you click the link in Kamala's email, it goes to the Dem's Act Blue, so you get put on their sucker list

Posted by: mallfly of the Lammamoor at June 01, 2020 07:55 PM (4a9Vv)

160 152 Jordan61, Happy Birthday!
Posted by: Braenyard at June 01, 2020 07:54 PM (M8tth)

Thank you!

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 01, 2020 07:55 PM (OzQGF)

161 -- Trespassers will be shot, and this is not just lip-service.

Posted by: zombie armed aurbery at June 01, 2020 07:55 PM (p0Y1J)

162 It is Polk County.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 01, 2020 07:55 PM (1g7ch)

163 We are all Roof Koreans now.

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at June 01, 2020 07:55 PM (AHq56)

164 Jim Acosta was shitting in his pants in the Rose Garden

Posted by: Avi at June 01, 2020 07:56 PM (kSq2k)

165 My informal sampling of attitudes amongst that very small group is that the younger folk are not down with The Donald. Easily 10:1 against.

********************'

Count the quiet ones who never say shit about politics in the Donald corner.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Protecting Zooey Deschanel From Rioters Once She Rescinds Her Restraining Order on Me at June 01, 2020 07:56 PM (+dsLj)

166 I really need to get to bed, early start again.

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2020 07:56 PM (ZCEU2)

167 Tucker ought to be interesting tonight.

Posted by: filbert at June 01, 2020 07:56 PM (NiXyF)

168 Some times the best thing to say is nothing.

Sometimes you just do.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 01, 2020 07:56 PM (t1ape)

169 Oregon governor announces she's calling in the NG. She also announced several times that they will not be armed.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 01, 2020 07:41 PM (TLxpZ)

They shall woo the miscreants with interpretive dance.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Join The Masquerade with Quality Facial Wear from The Outrage Outlet! at June 01, 2020 07:56 PM (0QYMt)

170 Ye shall engorge on Martini's

So shall it be poured

So shall it be drank
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Not Masked and Hearding Cats at June 01, 2020 07:39 PM

Funny you should say that...

*sips martini*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 01, 2020 07:56 PM (rBtIz)

171 Nah, it's worse. They're wearing the same kinda shirt that misogynist rocket scientist was wearing.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 01, 2020 07:55 PM (H5knJ)


Rocket scientists = Werner von Braun = NAZIS!!!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 01, 2020 07:56 PM (jXl61)

172 Did Jordan61 just turn 29?

Happy Birthday, young pup!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 01, 2020 07:56 PM (WvQcX)

173 I've come to hate fucking reporters. Hate.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 01, 2020 07:56 PM (sWM8x)

174 I imagine peer pressure is also a problem. Go along to get along.

**************

The Call of the Poontang is also strong.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Protecting Zooey Deschanel From Rioters Once She Rescinds Her Restraining Order on Me at June 01, 2020 07:57 PM (+dsLj)

175 We just bought a new firearm for Mrs. Blake.

Springfield 1911 chambered for 9mm.

Mrs. Blake has agreed to hit the range and practice.

She likes the 1911, so, went with something just a wee bit lighter.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 01, 2020 07:57 PM (WEBkv)

176 You know where there isn't any rioting, or looting? Kennesaw, GA.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2020 07:57 PM (L47aO)

177 Looting in the Chicago burbs. From the video I saw it looked like local ferals. In Joliet ferals did a smash and grab of a Ross and Sketchers and of course filmed themselves doing it
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 01, 2020 07:51 PM (jXl61)

But of course in Chicago, it's ethnically homogenous. Chilum posted yesterday on Twitter that more than 100 Latin Kings descended on one block to loot, I think in Aurora.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 01, 2020 07:57 PM (jK8Z7)

178 I've come to hate fucking reporters. Hate.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 01, 2020 07:56 PM (sWM8x)



Same with fucking monkeys.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 01, 2020 07:57 PM (kVr0X)

179 and forget about shooting looters, it undoubtedly violates the W.H.O.'s list of International Hooman Rights.

Posted by: mallfly of the Lammamoor at June 01, 2020 07:57 PM (4a9Vv)

180 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Pwl4pvr300

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at June 01, 2020 07:57 PM (AHq56)

181 I'm really just sick of everything. I might even leave the country to a lower COL place and see how long I can survive on savings.

Posted by: Iasonas at June 01, 2020 07:53

Same. Already doing research.

Posted by: Ha at June 01, 2020 07:57 PM (SJDa9)

182 Are they wearing Hawaiian shirts?

Nah, it's worse. They're wearing the same kinda shirt that misogynist rocket scientist was wearing.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical

Stil looking for one on eBay

Posted by: Jean at June 01, 2020 07:57 PM (S4Tf7)

183 I've come to hate fucking reporters. Hate.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis

********************

What took you so long?

Posted by: Two Weeks From Protecting Zooey Deschanel From Rioters Once She Rescinds Her Restraining Order on Me at June 01, 2020 07:57 PM (+dsLj)

184 142
So, if Trump uses RICO, he can impound Soros' assets in the US if I am not mistaken.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 01, 2020 07:53 PM (Ywny1)

_________


What do you call the primary funder of a terrorist organization -- other than Barack Obama? Yeah, "Where have you gone Christopher Scott Kyle ..."

Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2020 07:57 PM (WqPYg)

185 >>I might even leave the country to a lower COL place and see how long I can survive on savings.

Give that one some thought before you do it. Maybe take an extended trip before going full YOLO.

We've got a lot of problems. No place I've ever been is better than the US on our worst days.

Just my opinion but there really is no greener pasture that I've found.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2020 07:58 PM (JW9zN)

186 176 You know where there isn't any rioting, or looting? Kennesaw, GA.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2020 07:57 PM (L47aO)

Or Muscogee.

Posted by: Zombie Merle at June 01, 2020 07:58 PM (jK8Z7)

187 They shall woo the miscreants with interpretive dance.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Join The Masquerade with Quality Facial Wear from The Outrage Outlet! at June 01, 2020 07:56 PM (0QYMt)
------------

If it involves miscreants and rifle butts, I'd like to buy a ticket to the performance.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 01, 2020 07:58 PM (WEBkv)

188 Fucking Quintana, Man..."

"That creep can roll."
Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2020 07:48 PM (d1uve)
-----
Yeah, but he's a pervert, Dude.

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at June 01, 2020 07:58 PM (4o2K3)

189 Perhaps time for a rethink on female governors and mayors, yes? They seem to be uniformly awful.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2020 07:49 PM (xCDE6)

--------------

There were only three female leaders that were worth the name: Golda Meir, Margaret Thatcher and Indira Gandhi.

Posted by: Decaf at June 01, 2020 07:58 PM (xarPm)

190 Same. Already doing research.
Posted by: Ha at June 01, 2020 07:57 PM (SJDa9)

***************

Yoooo hooo big boy, we're waiting for yooou!

Posted by: Easter Island at June 01, 2020 07:58 PM (+dsLj)

191 141
Love these kids to death, I really do, but I am too old to understand their logic.
Posted by: Adm Painter at June 01, 2020 07:51 PM (A5T33

I imagine peer pressure is also a problem. Go along to get along.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 01, 2020 07:53 PM (WvQcX)

That's a very good point.

IG is a very powerful tool to create conformity.

Posted by: browndog at June 01, 2020 07:58 PM (A5T33)

192 Polk County, Florida Sheriff to Antifa Terrorist Raiders Thinking About Coming to Pillage: We're All Armed Here and We Will Kill You Dead If You Come



We're sending in our National Guards now to arrest the FL sheriff.

Posted by: Blue State Guvnors, destroying their state economies and ruining citizen lives, because Trump has go at June 01, 2020 07:59 PM (sy5kK)

193 BTW, in a follow up to my marathon rant yesterday, on this day in 1794, the British and French Fleets met in the first major action of the French Revolutionary War, The Glorious First of June. (Not what the French called it, of course, they called it the Prairial Battle.) Though a tactical and material victory for the Brits - 6 ships captured was a lot for a sailing action if Nelson wasn't involved - it was actually a strategic success for France. Villaret-Joyeuse was ordered to cover a huge grain convoy from America, no matter what the cost. And Howe's fleet never sighted the convoy.

It's also one of those coincidences of history, that it should have been fought on this day. What are the odds of that? Like Lou Gehrig dying of Lou Gehrig's disease.

(Duck, and cover.)

Posted by: Eeyore at June 01, 2020 07:59 PM (ZbwAu)

194 Had a group of 5 teens 18 and 19 years old at my house today. When I showed them the trump picture 2 were hostile 2 were positive for what trump did and one was quiet. That is my informal poll

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 01, 2020 07:59 PM (UNyae)

195 Yoooo hooo big boy, we're waiting for yooou!
Posted by: Easter Island at June 01, 2020 07:58 PM (+dsLj)



Just imagine living in a place where every day is Easter.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 01, 2020 07:59 PM (kVr0X)

196 She likes the 1911, so, went with something just a wee bit lighter.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 01, 2020 07:57 PM (WEBkv)

_________


Somebody on our side needs to initiate "the 1911 project" ASAP.

Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2020 07:59 PM (WqPYg)

197 Mandamus Day is here, but the assembly instructions for Sullivan's gift are written in legalese. Does anyone here know how to translate the reports into a "when the hell is something going to happen"?

Posted by: Downcast at June 01, 2020 07:59 PM (J0P5a)

198 Once uon a time, not all that long ago, we had a Harrison County MS sheriff, Larkin Smith, that wanted to give a Good Citizen award to a single old lady that blew away a thug at her front door, shooting through the door. He did decline to file any charges against her.

The thug tried to lure her into opening the door with the 'I need to make a phone call' ruse; when she declined, he began threatening to break down the door and rape and kill her ass. And started kicking the door. And then she killed his sorry ass.

Larkin went on to become a US House Rep, before dying in a plane crash several months later.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 01, 2020 07:59 PM (Z4rgH)

199 Funny you should say that...

*sips martini*

Not funny... supernatural.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Not Masked and Hearding Cats at June 01, 2020 08:00 PM (3H9h1)

200
Nobody who has ever been in a knife fight would ever say this. They'll have stabbed you 20 times before they even realized they were shot.
---
Plenty of stories out there, and videos if you want, of people shot center mass and they keep going for a good long bit.

The human on adrenaline is a scary fucking killing machine that doesn't stop; it doesn't even FEEL those bullets.

For fun, read why the .45 became the caliber of choice in the Philippines.

Posted by: RoyalOil at June 01, 2020 08:00 PM (aO8Gd)

201 Louisville Police Chief just got shitcanned.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 01, 2020 08:00 PM (WvQcX)

202 So what the fuck is left of our country? Blue states and cities have entirely given up their primary responsibility, that of protecting the citizenry and keeping the public order.


OK, then.

EVERYBODY, START MASTURBATING!

Posted by: Don Lemon at June 01, 2020 08:00 PM (sy5kK)

203 169 Oregon governor announces she's calling in the NG. She also announced several times that they will not be armed.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 01, 2020 07:41 PM (TLxpZ)

They shall woo the miscreants with interpretive dance.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Join The Masquerade with Quality Facial Wear from The Outrage Outlet! at June 01, 2020 07:56 PM (0QYMt)

I think I saw her saying that they wouldn't be on the street, just performing backup administrative and support functions.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 01, 2020 08:00 PM (jK8Z7)

204 Cheri Jacobus is an "independent pundit/writer" per her Twitter profile. She was a hypothetical "Republican" who went NT hard. Harder than any other I have seen. Check out some recent gems from this crazy bint:

@CheriJacobus
May 30
Mollie Hemingway is a white supremacist and works for the secretly funded white supremacist rag The Federalist. She also knows the white protesters breaking windows and starting fires are an "op" to try to blame Antifa and give Trump the race white riot he's so bloodthirsty for.

https://tinyurl.com/yc8cedw5

Cheri Jacobus Retweeted @LouiseMensch
12h
Well @realDonaldTrump, your supporters causing anarchy in Nashville. You and only you are in charge. You and only you are failing to protect America. What a weakling we have in the Oval Office. Vote @JoeBiden for President.

https://tinyurl.com/y9wow6wp

@CheriJacobus
2h
Do the Trump allies in White Nationalist media think we don't know about, and can't track their thug bot and troll armies who then call and email us threats?

https://tinyurl.com/ybz5o44u

There is so very much more. Her Twitter feed is a train wreck, littered with retweets and quotes from hard-left press whores and THE Rick Wilson.

If you ever want to see the decay of a person into irrational, panicked, unhinged actual madness, go no further than the NT fringe. What a mess. What a pathetic, stupid, crazy mess.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 01, 2020 08:00 PM (hYcqw)

205 Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2020 07:58 PM (JW9zN)

Good advice.

Posted by: Iasonas at June 01, 2020 08:00 PM (ZMtsZ)

206 Shorter Trump: If you want blood, you got it.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at June 01, 2020 08:00 PM (nu45M)

207 Happy b-day Jordan.

Posted by: ... at June 01, 2020 08:00 PM (uEbPt)

208 Can the NG refuse to place its men in a wholly
untenable position? I mean if a governor says, "I want you to stop
bricks and bullets with your face," do these volunteers actually have to
follow this command? Because if that's the case, then some rules of
engagement and who follows what needs to be redefined.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 01, 2020 07:54 PM (HhXSr)

She said the entire state of Oregon has a total 700 Nat'l Guard. Does that make sense to anyone?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 01, 2020 08:01 PM (TLxpZ)

209 183 I've come to hate fucking reporters. Hate.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis

you could limit it to a blow job

Posted by: REDACTED at June 01, 2020 08:01 PM (JgrP5)

210 Did Jordan61 just turn 29?

Happy Birthday, young pup!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 01, 2020 07:56 PM (WvQcX)

Thanks!

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 01, 2020 08:01 PM (OzQGF)

211 Mandamus Day is here, but the assembly instructions for Sullivan's gift are written in legalese. Does anyone here know how to translate the reports into a "when the hell is something going to happen"?
Posted by: Downcast at June 01, 2020 07:59 PM (J0P5a)


Go read the DOJ amicus brief. Totally dismantles the arguments of Sullivan's Lawfare buddies.

Posted by: filbert at June 01, 2020 08:01 PM (NiXyF)

212 48 Did you see the extortion demand by the BET cofounder?


He wants $14 trillion for reparations.
Posted by: Ha at June 01, 2020 07:45 PM (SJDa9)
**********
If he wants this crap, then he can use his own money and start a Go Fund Me

Posted by: redridinghood at June 01, 2020 08:01 PM (wiXsO)

213 So did Creepy Joe say to shoot them in the leg and finger rape the women?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 01, 2020 08:01 PM (Q6JxU)

214 Yoooo hooo big boy, we're waiting for yooou!
Posted by: Easter Island at June 01, 2020 07:58 PM (+dsLj)

************

Pay no attention to the stupid as fuck all remake, we're where the retirement magic is at.

Posted by: Fantasy Island at June 01, 2020 08:01 PM (+dsLj)

215 You know where there isn't any rioting, or looting? Kennesaw, GA.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2020 07:57 PM (L47aO)



Or Muscogee.



Posted by: Zombie Merle at June 01, 2020 07:58 PM

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Or Fannin County Texas. I know people who are literally cleaning guns hoping the Dallas looters work their way up here and try some $hit.

Sadly it ain't gonna happen.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 01, 2020 08:01 PM (JUOKG)

216 207 Happy b-day Jordan.
Posted by: ... at June 01, 2020 08:00 PM (uEbPt)

Thank you, Ellipis.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 01, 2020 08:02 PM (OzQGF)

217 I've been to Polk Co FL. It is an okay area but usually pretty calm and polite.
And, yes, they do like guns there.

Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at June 01, 2020 08:02 PM (d9Irc)

218
Give that one some thought before you do it. Maybe take an extended trip before going full YOLO.

We've got a lot of problems. No place I've ever been is better than the US on our worst days.

Just my opinion but there really is no greener pasture that I've found.
Posted by: JackStraw


I agree. We've lived in 13 countries, and no question, the US is the best. Best medical care, best consumer products at decent prices, best rights for the individual. Just research a good red area to move to, that's a better (and cheaper) choice in the long run.

Posted by: Moki at June 01, 2020 08:02 PM (mFoNl)

219 There were only three female leaders that were worth the name: Golda Meir, Margaret Thatcher and Indira Gandhi.
Posted by: Decaf at June 01, 2020 07:58 PM (xarPm)


Before posting that, I did just that calculation. But given the entire crap of female governors and mayors, I couldn't think of a single one who's worth a pinch of dry shit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2020 08:02 PM (xCDE6)

220 The human on adrenaline is a scary fucking killing machine that doesn't stop; it doesn't even FEEL those bullets.

For fun, read why the .45 became the caliber of choice in the Philippines.
Posted by: RoyalOil at June 01, 2020 08:00 PM (aO8Gd)

My dad was shot in the solar plexus in WWII and wasn't even aware of it until he reached down to his web belt to get his bandage for another soldier and saw the blood. He said then it hurt a lot.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 01, 2020 08:02 PM (jK8Z7)

221 crop

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2020 08:02 PM (xCDE6)

222 2
Trump is our greatest president.


Posted by: ... at June 01, 2020 07:37 PM (uEbPt)

_________


#2 after the original "Indispensable Man" -- but, yes, since Washington -- he's easily our greatest President. Reagan seemed untouchable in our lifetimes, but I'll never forgive him for foisting the Bushes on us ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2020 08:02 PM (WqPYg)

223

I'm grilling chicken, and loading magazines.

It's 5pm on the west coast.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 01, 2020 08:02 PM (sy5kK)

224 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIWINsaEpnw

Dedicated to Todays Cavalry Charge by the DC Police!

Korb Lund, Horse Soldier

Posted by: Romeo13 bar Sinister at June 01, 2020 08:02 PM (NgKpN)

225 Ezra Klein@ezraklein
You don't do all this [Bill Barr appearing in Lafayette Square] if you're trying to avoid violence. You do it if you're trying to provoke it.

-
Resistance is should be futile.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 01, 2020 08:02 PM (+y/Ru)

226 CheriJacobus

****

This is a classic example of what happens when too much soy fills your vagina.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Protecting Zooey Deschanel From Rioters Once She Rescinds Her Restraining Order on Me at June 01, 2020 08:03 PM (+dsLj)

227 222
2


________



Two's are wild and al lining up -- I'm going to Vegas baby!

Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2020 08:03 PM (WqPYg)

228 Did you see the extortion demand by the BET cofounder?


He wants $14 trillion for reparations.

14 Trillion? Shit I thought he wanted 17 Trillion? I feel better now.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 01, 2020 08:03 PM (85Gof)

229 165 My informal sampling of attitudes amongst that very small group is that the younger folk are not down with The Donald. Easily 10:1 against.

********************'

Count the quiet ones who never say shit about politics in the Donald corner.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Protecting Zooey Deschanel From Rioters Once She Rescinds Her Restraining Order on Me at June 01, 2020 07:56 PM (+dsLj)

On this issue there are no quiet ones of the ones I follow.

Normally I would agree, but this issue has taken on a life of it's own.

A madness of the crowd if you will.

Social Media: think what '68 would have been like with social media behind it...oye!

Posted by: browndog at June 01, 2020 08:03 PM (A5T33)

230 LA popping off again.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 01, 2020 08:03 PM (WvQcX)

231 unedited raw video of Pres Trump walking to St John's from Fox



https://youtu.be/9pnmW-ANY3c
===========================Thanks for the link, Vmom!

Posted by: mrp at June 01, 2020 08:04 PM (Pqytn)

232 She said the entire state of Oregon has a total 700 Nat'l Guard. Does that make sense to anyone?
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 01, 2020 08:01 PM (TLxpZ)
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We have an ANG unit at PDX with F-15s. I don't know how we're fixed for ground-pounders.

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at June 01, 2020 08:04 PM (4o2K3)

233 176 You know where there isn't any rioting, or looting? Kennesaw, GA.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2020 07:57 PM (L47aO)

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Howdy Mike. Whatta ya think of our spineless police dept "taking a knee" to show support for the protestors? Bad precedent, I say .

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 01, 2020 08:04 PM (Mm4NK)

234 Will you make a contribution to the Minnesota
Freedom Fund, an organization working on the ground in Minnesota to post
bail for arrested protestors?


Posted by: mallfly of the Lammamoor at June 01, 2020 07:52 PM (4a9Vv)

Hopefully the internet is full of scam sites funding some kid Ukraine's weekend of hookers and blow

Posted by: Jean at June 01, 2020 08:04 PM (S4Tf7)

235 I'd refuse to deploy as a NG member if unarmed.

F*ck 'em.

If the law is suspended, all law is suspended.

Protect your own shithole or watch it burn, but no you ain't putting me in combat theatre unarmed.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 01, 2020 08:04 PM (t1ape)

236 "It's also one of those coincidences of history, that it should have been fought on this day. What are the odds of that? Like Lou Gehrig dying of Lou Gehrig's disease."

Wanna talk about coincidences -- the Battle of Hastings was actually fought near the town of Battle, on the very site of Battle Abbey!

Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 01, 2020 08:04 PM (naEeR)

237 So what the fuck is left of our country? Blue states and cities have entirely given up their primary responsibility, that of protecting the citizenry and keeping the public order.

Instead, they've unleashed Mad Max violent atomism on us all.


When the Berkeley Antifa riots happened a few years ago and Berkeley PD stood by and watched as Antifa goons hit people with bike locks, smashed businesses and torched buildings, a lot of people were asking where this ends and what people would or should do and why no one hit them back.

At that time, I pointed out that this would continue until normal people finally view the police as nothing. Not necessarily as objects of hatred, but as nothing. When they came to the conclusion that the cops will not help, will not defend, will not protect, will not prosecute, will do nothing but stand by (often on orders from high), then vigilantism would begin. And vigilantism is rough, because every crime becomes a capital crime (at least potentially).

The cops need to fix this. They have a union. If they're in these cities where the mayors and DAs tell them to stand down, then go on strike. Publicly. Loudly. Force their bosses' hands. Stand up and do the right thing, or it becomes Mad Max from here on in.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 01, 2020 08:04 PM (hYcqw)

238 211 Mandamus Day is here, but the assembly instructions for Sullivan's gift are written in legalese. Does anyone here know how to translate the reports into a "when the hell is something going to happen"?
Posted by: Downcast at June 01, 2020 07:59 PM (J0P5a)

Go read the DOJ amicus brief. Totally dismantles the arguments of Sullivan's Lawfare buddies.
Posted by: filbert at June 01, 2020 08:01 PM (NiXyF)

@Undercover Huber has a good thread.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 01, 2020 08:04 PM (jK8Z7)

239 Or a Florida Man, even. Don't fuck with us. We're crazy and we're armed.



Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 01, 2020 07:48 PM (NWiLs)


And the alligator bayonets.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 01, 2020 08:04 PM (KnJdm)

240 Meanwhile in Hong Kong ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCVBGf2awMA

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at June 01, 2020 08:04 PM (AHq56)

241 225 Ezra Klein@ezraklein
You don't do all this [Bill Barr appearing in Lafayette Square] if you're trying to avoid violence. You do it if you're trying to provoke it.

-
Resistance is should be futile.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 01, 2020 08:02 PM


The Ezra school of cowering in the corner until the bad man stops.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 01, 2020 08:04 PM (WvQcX)

242 Off Type A sock!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, 1st Murder Hornet Squadron at June 01, 2020 08:04 PM (4o2K3)

243 For fun, read why the .45 became the caliber of choice in the Philippines.
Posted by: RoyalOil at June 01, 2020 08:00 PM (aO8Gd)

juramentado

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 01, 2020 08:05 PM (btJAX)

244 I'm here.

I love our President.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 01, 2020 08:05 PM (QzF6i)

245 Chicago has evidently ceased F'ing around. Humvees rolling down the streets with military machineguns.

Posted by: MrObvious at June 01, 2020 08:05 PM (3EHc7)

246 19 Armed business owners are now stationed outside and on top their properties in Santa Monica.
......

Hey! That guy doesn't look Korean.
Posted by: wth at June 01, 2020 07:41 PM (v0R5T)


The guy on the right looks Korean to me.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 01, 2020 08:05 PM (wGeit)

247 I think I saw her saying that they wouldn't be on the street, just performing backup administrative and support functions.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 01, 2020 08:00 PM (jK8Z7)


WTF does that mean? Traffic control at raging infernos? Drawing chalk outlines around casualities? Writing down the addresses of looted/burned out buildings?

Recall this bitch. NOW.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2020 08:05 PM (xCDE6)

248 Just my opinion but there really is no greener pasture that I've found.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2020 07:58 PM (JW9zN)

This is good advice, Jack - I have been everywhere - in Navy and out - even first class Euro countries are not as first world as you think, not compared to America - we have our problems but outside the NE and West coast big urban areas (and even in them. in some places), America is big, beautiful and welcoming. You can spread out, say your piece, and live large. Not so in most other places, and the sanitation ain't so hot there either!

Posted by: Boswell at June 01, 2020 08:05 PM (32YRo)

249 Speculating: Trump said the rioting will stop now.
Military personnel, at selected states, is staged and armed, the transport is prepared and ready.

At ten PM local time if the designated state is not under control the military will roll.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 01, 2020 08:05 PM (M8tth)

250 See how wonderful my campaign to fix Amurica iz goin....
https://tinyurl.com/yad2yuy7

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 01, 2020 08:05 PM (Wi8B4)

251 Happy Birthday Jordan!!!
You don't look a day over 28

Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at June 01, 2020 08:06 PM (d9Irc)

252 I heard last week that Jesse Jackson had arrived in Minneapolis to do...something. I haven't seen him on tv. Odd. And where's Al Sharpton? Jeez, Minneapolis and a number of other cities are ripe for money-for-peace extortion by those grifters.

Maybe they're asking for too much money. Or maybe they have absolutely no control of these "protestors" from AntiFa.

Posted by: Gref at June 01, 2020 08:06 PM (AMIL/)

253 So what's happened to Flynn judge June 1 deadline?

Posted by: Techie at June 01, 2020 08:06 PM (TnwAJ)

254 She said the entire state of Oregon has a total 700 Nat'l Guard. Does that make sense to anyone?
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 01, 2020 08:01 PM (TLxpZ)
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We have an ANG unit at PDX with F-15s. I don't know how we're fixed for ground-pounders.
Posted by: Walter Sobchak

I think Texas could take most European ststes

Posted by: Jean at June 01, 2020 08:06 PM (S4Tf7)

255 But given the entire crap of female governors and mayors, I couldn't think of a single one who's worth a pinch of dry shit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2020 08:02 PM (xCDE6)

________


Know little about her other than one radio interview and that viral video where the government workers recently threw her a surprise parade -- but I like what I've seen thus far of SD governor Kristi Noem.

Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2020 08:06 PM (WqPYg)

256 Monkeys are saints compared to reporters

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2020 08:06 PM (ZCEU2)

257 161 -- Trespassers will be shot, and this is not just lip-service.

Posted by: zombie armed aurbery at June 01, 2020 07:55 PM (p0Y1J)


Survivors will be shot again.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 01, 2020 08:06 PM (M8tth)

258 Wanna talk about coincidences -- the Battle of Hastings was actually fought near the town of Battle, on the very site of Battle Abbey!
Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 01, 2020 08:04 PM (naEeR)

That's actually a pretty neat place to visit. There's nothing left at the battlefield, of course, but you walk around and listen to the handheld recorder and it's well done.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 01, 2020 08:06 PM (jK8Z7)

259 >>>253 So what's happened to Flynn judge June 1 deadline?


he turned it in. next post.

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2020 08:06 PM (PbpT7)

260 Normally I would agree, but this issue has taken on a life of it's own.

****************

Is this a count specific to Instagram?

Working in social media I can tell you the audience of people on Instagram skew particularly to full retard. Smarter, right leaning audiences tend to gravitate to YouTube when they even use social media.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Protecting Zooey Deschanel From Rioters Once She Rescinds Her Restraining Order on Me at June 01, 2020 08:06 PM (+dsLj)

261 @212: "If he wants this crap, then he can use his own money and start a Go Fund Me"

Nothing stopping individual states from offering reparations.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 01, 2020 08:06 PM (+oVP5)

262 Wanna talk about coincidences -- the Battle of Hastings was actually fought near the town of Battle, on the very site of Battle Abbey!
Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 01, 2020 08:04 PM (naEeR)
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All the major battles of the Civil War were fought in National Parks. Weird.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, 1st Murder Hornet Squadron at June 01, 2020 08:06 PM (4o2K3)

263 Joe Biden says he wants cops who have someone running at them with a knife to 'shoot them in the leg.'

*****************

Nobody who has ever been in a knife fight would ever say this.

Biden is an abject idiot. Life is not like "Lethal Weapon" and cops are not Martin Riggs. They train to shoot center mass, and that's where they will shoot, especially under stress. There's also a reason the 21 foot rule is a thing; a man can easily close the distance and stab someone before they get their gun out if they're close enough.

Posted by: UGAdawg at June 01, 2020 08:06 PM (tRd71)

264 82nd Airborne now enroute DC.

Posted by: Bert G at June 01, 2020 08:06 PM (OMsf+)

265 Chicago has evidently ceased F'ing around. Humvees rolling down the streets with military machineguns.
Posted by: MrObvious at June 01, 2020 08:05 PM (3EHc7)

Why? Did some Barber open his shop?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 01, 2020 08:07 PM (85Gof)

266 PSA alerts blaring on the phone that curfew is in effect in Alabama.

Welcome to 2020

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 01, 2020 08:07 PM (WvQcX)

267 264 82nd Airborne now enroute DC.
Posted by: Bert G at June 01, 2020 08:06 PM (OMsf+)

Go on...

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 01, 2020 08:07 PM (p0Y1J)

268 In Philly a lone security guard forced looters to put back stolen goods. He carried a shotgun and a baton.

Posted by: kallisto at June 01, 2020 08:07 PM (labbd)

269 Not funny... supernatural.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Not Masked and Hearding Cats at June 01, 2020 08:00 PM

I do pour a good martini, but I don't know if I'd go as far as "supernatural".

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 01, 2020 08:07 PM (rBtIz)

270 Is this a count specific to Instagram?

Working in social media I can tell you the audience of people on Instagram skew particularly to full retard. Smarter, right leaning audiences tend to gravitate to YouTube when they even use social media.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Protecting Zooey Deschanel From Rioters Once She Rescinds Her Restraining Order on Me at June 01, 2020 08:06 PM (+dsLj)

Yes, Instagram...

Posted by: browndog at June 01, 2020 08:07 PM (A5T33)

271 @253 CTH has something on it ... I think the judge responded ... and it looked as ridiculous as ever but I didn't read it much

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at June 01, 2020 08:08 PM (AHq56)

272 I think Texas could take most European ststes
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Yeah, same for Alabama. Our NG is yuge.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 01, 2020 08:08 PM (sWM8x)

273 82nd Airborne now enroute DC.
Posted by: Bert G at June 01, 2020 08:06 PM

Call me in 4 hours.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 01, 2020 08:08 PM (rBtIz)

274 I've seen thus far of SD governor Kristi Noem.

*********

I would like to see more of Kristi Noem. A lot more of her, if you know what I mean.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Protecting Zooey Deschanel From Rioters Once She Rescinds Her Restraining Order on Me at June 01, 2020 08:08 PM (+dsLj)

275 Joe Biden says he wants cops who have someone running at them with a knife to 'shoot them in the leg.'


If I purposely shot a target in the head or leg on the range, the Range master would throw my ass off the range

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 01, 2020 08:08 PM (85Gof)

276 I just saw this:

Donald J. Trump
NO MERCY TO TERRORISTS you dumb bastards!

I love my president!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 01, 2020 08:08 PM (Dc2NZ)

277 253 So what's happened to Flynn judge June 1 deadline?
Posted by: Techie at June 01, 2020 08:06 PM (TnwAJ)

He made it just before 4 pm. @Undercover Huber has a good thread, and I haven't looked, but @Techno Fog is usually good on this stuff too.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 01, 2020 08:08 PM (jK8Z7)

278 If you ever want to see the decay of a person into irrational, panicked, unhinged actual madness, go no further than the NT fringe. What a mess. What a pathetic, stupid, crazy mess.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 01, 2020 08:00 PM (hYcqw)

Wow. That's quite... impressive.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at June 01, 2020 08:08 PM (9hauA)

279 Joe Biden says he wants cops who have someone running at them with a knife to "shoot them in the leg."

That way their insurance will pay for the repairs to their leg.

Posted by: looter logic at June 01, 2020 08:08 PM (P1f+c)

280 And the alligator bayonets.


Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 01, 2020 08:04 PM (KnJdm)

=====================
Well, Old Hickory beat the British at New Orleans with an alligator cannon. The gator lost its mind, though.
LINK: https://youtu.be/SiNWx_IZUj8

Posted by: mrp at June 01, 2020 08:08 PM (Pqytn)

281 56 Monkeys are saints compared to reporters
Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2020 08:06 PM (ZCEU2)

Which explains why they were stolen from a zoo last night, and no reporters were taken from anywhere.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 01, 2020 08:08 PM (p0Y1J)

282 Loaded more magazine's today. Fuck i hope we don't need em.

Posted by: USNtakim at June 01, 2020 08:08 PM (0OmEj)

283 #2 after the original "Indispensable Man" -- but, yes, since Washington -- he's easily our greatest President. Reagan seemed untouchable in our lifetimes, but I'll never forgive him for foisting the Bushes on us ...
Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2020 08:02 PM (WqPYg)


Reagan got played badly on amnesty for illegal aliens, and blinked after the bombing of the Beirut barracks.

Two grievous unforced errors, and that was in a much less contentious time than now.

So in my book, Trump >> Reagan, at least so far.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2020 08:08 PM (xCDE6)

284 So what the fuck is left of our country? Blue states and cities have entirely given up their primary responsibility, that of protecting the citizenry and keeping the public order.

The legitimacy of the government ultimately rests on it's monopoly over the use of force. No government that surrenders that monopoly can be legitimate.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 01, 2020 08:08 PM (wGeit)

285 https://minnesotafreedomfund.org/team

Seeing is believing!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 01, 2020 08:08 PM (+oVP5)

286 253
So what's happened to Flynn judge June 1 deadline?

Posted by: Techie at June 01, 2020 08:06 PM (TnwAJ)

________


"It's still before close-of-business June 1 in Hawaii, and I've just appointed Judge Sullivan to take my place as the Chief Executive Officer and Commander-in-Chief of the country. You're welcome!" -- Random Hawaiian federal judge

Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2020 08:09 PM (WqPYg)

287 82nd Airborne now enroute DC.
Posted by: Bert G at June 01, 2020 08:06 PM

The All American Division

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 01, 2020 08:09 PM (85Gof)

288 >>Nobody who has ever been in a knife fight would ever say this.

Certainly not a military guy, that's for sure. You center your shots and bring charging or threatening forces down - if they die, so much the better.

Posted by: Boswell at June 01, 2020 08:09 PM (32YRo)

289 I think Texas could take most European ststes

Posted by: Jean at June 01, 2020 08:06 PM (S4Tf7)


You misspelled western Europe.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 01, 2020 08:09 PM (M8tth)

290 ''Monkeys are saints compared to reporters''

I liken the press to poo flinging bonobos .

Posted by: Tuna at June 01, 2020 08:09 PM (gLRfa)

291 So what does it mean ? no more riots ?

Posted by: runner at June 01, 2020 08:09 PM (zr5Kq)

292 "That's actually a pretty neat place to visit. There's nothing left at the battlefield, of course, but you walk around and listen to the handheld recorder and it's well done."

The annoying thing is the monks put in a pond and a channel for drainage, so when you start imagining the Norman cavalry charge, they run into a pond...

And the giant arrow. I really don't get the giant arrow.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 01, 2020 08:09 PM (naEeR)

293 Chicago has evidently ceased F'ing around. Humvees rolling down the streets with military machineguns.

Posted by: MrObvious at June 01, 2020 08:05 PM (3EHc7)


Seriously? Did they dump Dykefoot in Lake Michigan to allow that?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 01, 2020 08:09 PM (jXl61)

294 Happy Birthday, Jordan61!

Posted by: redridinghood at June 01, 2020 08:10 PM (wiXsO)

295 "'You're welcome!' -- Random Hawaiian federal judge"

Don't listen to that guy! He's a white supremacist!

Posted by: Chris M at June 01, 2020 08:10 PM (6XZdO)

296 Yeah, same for Alabama. Our NG is yuge.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 01, 2020 08:08 PM (sWM8x

I've been calling for the invasion of Florida for some time. I think we can take them.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 01, 2020 08:10 PM (WvQcX)

297 266 PSA alerts blaring on the phone that curfew is in effect in Alabama.
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That's just in Birmingham, right?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 01, 2020 08:10 PM (sWM8x)

298 Can we get back to the real important discussion?
Is a hot dog a sandwich?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 01, 2020 08:10 PM (dNzKv)

299 Know little about her other than one radio interview and that viral video where the government workers recently threw her a surprise parade -- but I like what I've seen thus far of SD governor Kristi Noem.
Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2020 08:06 PM (WqPYg)


Good point, and fair enough. She's kinda below the radar, but I've heard good things about her too.

OK, so there's one.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2020 08:10 PM (xCDE6)

300 I just saw this:



Donald J. Trump

NO MERCY TO TERRORISTS you dumb bastards!



I love my president!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 01, 2020 08:08 PM (Dc2NZ)


It's from 2013 but it's getting retweeted a lot

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 01, 2020 08:10 PM (jXl61)

301 No curfew in Fort Wayne yet. Today was pretty tame on day 3 of the protesting. The first 2 days had a couple incidents of blocking traffic and climbing on police vehicles, but the sportiness was squashed expeditiously.

Posted by: Fortcoins at June 01, 2020 08:10 PM (1vIuC)

302 Did you see the extortion demand by the BET cofounder?
He wants $14 trillion for reparations.
14 Trillion? Shit I thought he wanted 17 Trillion? I feel better now.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 01, 2020 08:03 PM (85Gof)

How much does LeBroni get?

The poor bastard needs a new Lambo.

Swing low, sweet Lambo, coming forth to carry me home......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 01, 2020 08:10 PM (Z+IKu)

303 262 Wanna talk about coincidences -- the Battle of Hastings was actually fought near the town of Battle, on the very site of Battle Abbey!
Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 01, 2020 08:04 PM (naEeR)
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All the major battles of the Civil War were fought in National Parks. Weird.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, 1st Murder Hornet Squadron at June 01, 2020 08:06 PM (4o2K3)


Heh. That's funny.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 01, 2020 08:10 PM (wGeit)

304 Survivors will be shot again.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 01, 2020 08:06 PM

There will be no survivors.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate Roberts at June 01, 2020 08:10 PM (rBtIz)

305 There were only three female leaders that were worth the name: Golda Meir, Margaret Thatcher and Indira Gandhi.

Seems like Benazir Bhutto is at least worth consideration. Maybe. I ain't an expert.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 01, 2020 08:11 PM (H5knJ)

306 Remember the stories of pallets of bricks showing up in the cities.



Well, it is B'More.


https://tinyurl.com/ybhqec3d

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 01, 2020 08:11 PM (3D/fK)

307 263 Joe Biden says he wants cops who have someone running at them with a knife to 'shoot them in the leg.'

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Biden saw the Waco Kid shoot the guns out of the hands of six bad guys in Blazing Saddles but he doesn't remember it was just a movie. He thinks he was there.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 01, 2020 08:11 PM (kVr0X)

308 Why the 82nd, should not the shiny guys at FtMyer and 8n1 be enough

Posted by: Jean at June 01, 2020 08:11 PM (S4Tf7)

309 Philly gave up its city two nights ago. They're still looting and rioting two days later with no end in sight. And why wouldn't they? The mayor and police commissioner are giving them all the leeway they want.

In 26 years, I have never seen a more frightening turn of events, or the stupefying calls made by this administration.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 01, 2020 08:11 PM (bkUtD)

310 Chicago has evidently ceased F'ing around. Humvees rolling down the streets with military machineguns.



Those are the protestors

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 01, 2020 08:11 PM (dNzKv)

311 Those locks on our doors are polite reminders for you to stay home and stay safe.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at June 01, 2020 08:11 PM (Sc1df)

312 122 Oregon governor now blaming the Proud Boys. Says they have a picture of one of them at the riots, proving white supremicists are behind the rioting. I had to turn her off.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 01, 2020 07:51 PM (TLxpZ)

To protest the murder of a black man by a white cop, 1700 miles away, white extremists destroyed downtown Portland, OR.

It defies sanity.

It cannot continue much longer.


suggestion? www.sgammo.com

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 01, 2020 08:11 PM (sy5kK)

313 Reagan got played badly on amnesty for illegal aliens, and blinked after the bombing of the Beirut barracks.



Two grievous unforced errors, and that was in a much less contentious time than now.



So in my book, Trump >> Reagan, at least so far.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2020 08:08 PM (xCDE6)

_________


My sentiments exactly -- but I was too lazy to include those unforgivable mistakes as well (and likely less eloquent than you).

Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2020 08:11 PM (WqPYg)

314 I liken the press to poo flinging bonobos .
Posted by: Tuna at June


Them's fightin' words!

Posted by: bonobos at June 01, 2020 08:11 PM (P1f+c)

315 Jordan61...Happy Birthday!!!


Be careful celebrating with the Nurse. She's been known to fall in among evil doers!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2020 08:11 PM (axyOa)

316 Yes, Instagram...

************

Don't despair then, the audience demographic for it is lopsidedly left tilt and full retard and completely unreflective of reality. It's also rated the least mentally healthy social network to be on too. I've about given up on it because it is near fucking worthless as an advertising channel.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Protecting Zooey Deschanel From Rioters Once She Rescinds Her Restraining Order on Me at June 01, 2020 08:11 PM (+dsLj)

317 WTF does that mean? Traffic control at raging infernos? Drawing chalk outlines around casualities? Writing down the addresses of looted/burned out buildings?

Recall this bitch. NOW.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2020 08:05 PM (xCDE6)

Medical, transportation, communications, that sort of thing.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 01, 2020 08:11 PM (jK8Z7)

318 Last nite watched the end of a Charlie Bronson Death Wish movie. The neighborhood had to defend itself against late 70s version of Antifa. Charlie wasted the leader of the thugs with an RPG.

Posted by: kallisto at June 01, 2020 08:11 PM (labbd)

319 A hotdog is a sandwich in the cylindrical coordinate system.

Posted by: eleven at June 01, 2020 08:11 PM (Qf83p)

320 305 There were only three female leaders that were worth the name: Golda Meir, Margaret Thatcher and Indira Gandhi.

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Boudicca was pretty badass.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 01, 2020 08:11 PM (kVr0X)

321 268 In Philly a lone security guard forced looters to put back stolen goods. He carried a shotgun and a baton.

Posted by: kallisto at June 01, 2020 08:07 PM (labbd)


Will.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 01, 2020 08:12 PM (M8tth)

322 did you notice not a single person had a mask on during the President's walkabout?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 01, 2020 08:12 PM (QzF6i)

323 still getting "this media can not be played"



i guess i can't watch videos here. i can guess at them though per the descriptions.

Posted by: Quint



If you use Duck Duck Go you have to disable the tracking blocker.

Posted by: eleven at June 01, 2020 07:51 PM (Qf83p)

thanks to you both for the help. It took a few tries for some reason but seems to be working now.

Posted by: Quint at June 01, 2020 08:12 PM (hHxp2)

324
I'm grilling chicken, and loading magazines.

_________


There's a limerick in there somewhere ... man, I wish I was as sharp as Muldoon.

Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2020 08:12 PM (WqPYg)

325 If Philadelphia gets out of a riot tonight I will be shocked, last I saw a couple hours ago thousands were in the streets in mass groups.

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2020 08:12 PM (ZCEU2)

326 320
305 There were only three female leaders that were worth the name: Golda Meir, Margaret Thatcher and Indira Gandhi.



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Boudicca was pretty badass.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 01, 2020 08:11 PM (kVr0X)


Cleopatra?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 01, 2020 08:13 PM (QzF6i)

327 Joe Biden says he wants cops who have someone running at them with a knife to 'shoot them in the leg.'


-

White supremacists know that lesser races can't be expected to control themselves enough to not try to stab someone they disagree with.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at June 01, 2020 08:13 PM (Sc1df)

328 Just my opinion but there really is no greener pasture that I've found.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2020 07:58 PM (JW9zN)

This. If necessary, move to some low cost locale and unplug from it all.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 01, 2020 08:13 PM (KnJdm)

329 Why? Did some Barber open his shop?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 01, 2020 08:07 PM (85Gof)

You're on fire tonight

Posted by: REDACTED at June 01, 2020 08:13 PM (JgrP5)

330 Biden is an abject idiot. Life is not like "Lethal Weapon" and cops are not Martin Riggs. They train to shoot center mass, and that's where they will shoot, especially under stress. There's also a reason the 21 foot rule is a thing; a man can easily close the distance and stab someone before they get their gun out if they're close enough.
Posted by: UGAdawg at June 01, 2020 08:06 PM (tRd71)


Murtaugh was the "shoot him in the leg" guy. IIRC, Riggs killed everyone he shot.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 01, 2020 08:13 PM (wGeit)

331 310 Chicago has evidently ceased F'ing around. Humvees rolling down the streets with military machineguns.



Those are the protestors
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 01, 2020 08:11 PM (dNzKv)

The gangs have probably coordinated looting turf with each other. @Chillum said more than 100 Latin Kings descended on a suburban block yesterday.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 01, 2020 08:13 PM (jK8Z7)

332 A large group of people - many carrying signs - marched down Halsted Street in the city's Boystown neighborhood.




What will the MFM do if the peaceful protestors destroy Boystown? Will report the destruction or cover it up? Who is higher on the left's victimhood chart?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 01, 2020 08:13 PM (jXl61)

333 I think it is the firefox blocker but I do use duck as my search engine. I can't get to the the Duck info but this seems to have worked.

Posted by: Quint at June 01, 2020 08:13 PM (hHxp2)

334 Tucker bringing it...

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at June 01, 2020 08:13 PM (fBaTw)

335 297 266 PSA alerts blaring on the phone that curfew is in effect in Alabama.
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That's just in Birmingham, right?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 01, 2020 08:10 PM (sWM8x)

All of Jefferson county

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 01, 2020 08:14 PM (WvQcX)

336
THIS is Obama's America.

He has realized his dream.

Michelle is proud of her country again.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 01, 2020 08:14 PM (sy5kK)

337 Those are the protestors

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 01, 2020 08:11 PM (dNzKv)

Heh!

Posted by: Ha at June 01, 2020 08:14 PM (SJDa9)

338 2 did you notice not a single person had a mask on during the President's walkabout?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 01, 2020 08:12 PM (QzF6i)

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Donaldus Maximus, Slayer of Grandmas.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 01, 2020 08:14 PM (kVr0X)

339 Tucker on fire tonight.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 01, 2020 08:14 PM (tmA71)

340 Its so much fun to see the kind of men that are uncomfortable with displays of bravado.

Romney
Rubio
George Conway
Bill Kristol
Jonah Goldberg
Jonah Goldberg's Beard (the actual beard)
Michelle Obama

Posted by: MJ at June 01, 2020 08:14 PM (gAMkn)

341 Queen Elizabeth.

Posted by: eleven at June 01, 2020 08:14 PM (Qf83p)

342 312 122 Oregon governor now blaming the Proud Boys. Says they have a picture of one of them at the riots, proving white supremicists are behind the rioting. I had to turn her off.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 01, 2020 07:51 PM (TLxpZ)

To protest the murder of a black man by a white cop, 1700 miles away, white extremists destroyed downtown Portland, OR.

It defies sanity.

It cannot continue much longer.


suggestion? www.sgammo.com
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 01, 2020 08:11 PM (sy5kK)

Isn't the leader of the Proud Boys Afro-Hispanic?

Posted by: Allie at June 01, 2020 08:14 PM (vmRc0)

343 Gaslight Inc. has painted itself into a corner with the WS rioters meme. Now we can say: Look at Trump send the military to smoke the skinheads!

Posted by: kallisto at June 01, 2020 08:14 PM (labbd)

344 Cleopatra?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 01, 2020 08:13 PM (QzF6i)
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She was more of a party girl. Sure knew how to manipulate men, though.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, 1st Murder Hornet Squadron at June 01, 2020 08:15 PM (4o2K3)

345 This is good advice, Jack - I have been everywhere - in Navy and out - even first class Euro countries are not as first world as you think, not compared to America - we have our problems but outside the NE and West coast big urban areas (and even in them. in some places), America is big, beautiful and welcoming. You can spread out, say your piece, and live large. Not so in most other places, and the sanitation ain't so hot there either!
Posted by: Boswell at June 01, 2020 08:05 PM (32YRo)

Agreed. I liked Switzerland, but you have to be loaded to live there AFAIC.

Americans are friendly. America is mostly affordable and safe.

It's funny that Europeans think America is a warzone (well you couldn't really blame them now) where everyone is getting shot because of all the GUNZZ. I was talking to a colleague in the UK and I had to tell her, no, most places are very safe.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at June 01, 2020 08:15 PM (9hauA)

346 326 320
305 There were only three female leaders that were worth the name: Golda Meir, Margaret Thatcher and Indira Gandhi.

---------

Boudicca was pretty badass.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 01, 2020 08:11 PM (kVr0X)

Cleopatra?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 01, 2020 08:13 PM (QzF6i)


Catherine the Great was pretty badass.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 01, 2020 08:15 PM (wGeit)

347 324
I'm grilling chicken, and loading magazines.

_________


There's a limerick in there somewhere ... man, I wish I was as sharp as Muldoon.
Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2020 08:12 PM (WqPYg)

. . . and I'm all out of chicken.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 01, 2020 08:15 PM (jK8Z7)

348 Chopper, sic balls

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 01, 2020 08:15 PM (dNzKv)

349 In 26 years, I have never seen a more frightening turn of events, or the stupefying calls made by this administration.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 01, 2020 08:11 PM (bkUtD)

26 years...so you can retire if it gets to bad?

Can you get Cheese Steak Sandwiches delivered?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 01, 2020 08:15 PM (85Gof)

350 Tucker trashing Nikki Haley just now

Posted by: mallfly of the Lammamoor at June 01, 2020 08:15 PM (4a9Vv)

351 Medical, transportation, communications, that sort of thing.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 01, 2020 08:11 PM (jK8Z7)


So we take an trained, armed force, disarm them, and turn into ... that?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2020 08:15 PM (xCDE6)

352 Last nite watched the end of a Charlie Bronson Death
Wish movie. The neighborhood had to defend itself against late 70s
version of Antifa. Charlie wasted the leader of the thugs with an RPG.

Posted by: kallisto
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A L.A.W.S., but that's OK, 6 of one, half dozen of the other.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 01, 2020 08:15 PM (Mm4NK)

353 Yeah. He'd probably still be alive now if the cop hadn't knelt on his neck for so long.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at June 01, 2020 07:35 PM (9hauA)


I thought I'd repeat this insight.

Pretty Stoned Floyd (probably was) loaded as fuck, with a lot of underlying health issues, but that doesn't give that cop a pass. At all.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 01, 2020 08:15 PM (Z4rgH)

354 Catherine the Great was pretty badass.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 01, 2020 08:15 PM (wGeit)

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Nay!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 01, 2020 08:16 PM (kVr0X)

355 Elect a community organizer, get an organized community.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 01, 2020 08:16 PM (dNzKv)

356 Hipsters in Hawaiian shirts are the reason Minneapolis cops follow policies.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at June 01, 2020 08:16 PM (Sc1df)

357 309 Philly gave up its city two nights ago. They're still looting and rioting two days later with no end in sight. And why wouldn't they? The mayor and police commissioner are giving them all the leeway they want.

In 26 years, I have never seen a more frightening turn of events, or the stupefying calls made by this administration.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 01, 2020 08:11 PM (bkUtD)

Yeah, that's where I expect you'll eventually see federals. The limp state officials there don't even care.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 01, 2020 08:16 PM (WvQcX)

358 282 Loaded more magazine's today. Fuck i hope we don't need em.
Posted by: USNtakim at June 01, 2020 08:08 PM (0OmEj)

Those of us who reload for fun are patiently setting at home, pulling the lever arm on our presses. It's therapeutic.

Posted by: MrObvious at June 01, 2020 08:16 PM (3EHc7)

359 Kamala Harris: "These are not the words of a President. They are the words of a dictator."

Dems gonna start Impeachment II?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2020 08:16 PM (+eVzC)

360 Don't despair then, the audience demographic for it is lopsidedly left tilt and full retard and completely unreflective of reality. It's also rated the least mentally healthy social network to be on too. I've about given up on it because it is near fucking worthless as an advertising channel.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Protecting Zooey Deschanel From Rioters Once She Rescinds Her Restraining Order on Me at June 01, 2020 08:11 PM (+dsLj)

Interesting.

I've always been of the opinion that people in the powerlifting community, are "damaged" to some degree.

They may be bright, hold good jobs, and are incredibly devoted to our sport, but we're a damaged to a degree, and we use the gym to battle our demons.

Very interesting observation you made there. May Zooey lift her restraining order...

Posted by: browndog at June 01, 2020 08:16 PM (A5T33)

361 350 Tucker trashing Nikki Haley just now
Posted by: mallfly of the Lammamoor at June 01, 2020 08:15 PM (4a9Vv)


Good. Screw that bitch. I should mentioned UN ambassadors also to include her.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2020 08:16 PM (xCDE6)

362 321 268 In Philly a lone security guard forced looters to put back stolen goods. He carried a shotgun and a baton.

Posted by: kallisto at June 01, 2020 08:07 PM (labbd)


Will.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 01, 2020 08:12 PM (M8tth)

is there video of that
wanna see
sounds awesome

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 01, 2020 08:17 PM (btJAX)

363 Tucker is torching it all

Posted by: josephistan at June 01, 2020 08:17 PM (Izzlo)

364 did you notice not a single person had a mask on during the President's walkabout?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)


Some of the wheezing media did...I laughed and laughed.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2020 08:17 PM (axyOa)

365 Serious?

The shoot em in the leg thing was real?

Only a person that's never been in real danger would say something like that.

Please tell me Biden had a mask on when saying this bullshit.

Posted by: MJ at June 01, 2020 08:17 PM (gAMkn)

366 344 Cleopatra?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 01, 2020 08:13 PM (QzF6i)
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She was more of a party girl. Sure knew how to manipulate men, though.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, 1st Murder Hornet Squadron at June 01, 2020 08:15 PM (4o2K3)


She was a freakin' genius, too. Spoke seven languages, including, as the first of the Ptolemys, Egyptian.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 01, 2020 08:17 PM (wGeit)

367 Kamala Harris: "These are not the words of a President. They are the words of a dictator."

Dems gonna start Impeachment II?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2020 08:16 PM (+eVzC)

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They're having the memorial custom ball-point pens being printed up as we speak.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 01, 2020 08:17 PM (kVr0X)

368 Last nite watched the end of a Charlie Bronson Death
Wish movie. The neighborhood had to defend itself against late 70s
version of Antifa. Charlie wasted the leader of the thugs with an RPG.

Posted by: kallisto
_______________
And the funny part is when the punk girl outside screams right after. Like, how does she know who that pink mist coming out of the 3rd story window is?

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 01, 2020 08:17 PM (Mm4NK)

369 The catherine the great show on Hulu is pretty good.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 01, 2020 08:17 PM (dNzKv)

370 Kamala Harris: "These are not the words of a President. They are the words of a dictator."


No. The words of a dictator are "your party has been dissolved, and is now outlawed."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2020 08:17 PM (xCDE6)

371 152 Jordan61, Happy Birthday!
Posted by: Braenyard at June 01, 2020 07:54 PM (M8tth)


I was willowed in the last thread, but each time I have seen you, I thought "no way was she born in 1961!"

But of course I would never ask.

6DASH1, now that makes sense.

I've always been bad at guessing birthdays.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 01, 2020 08:18 PM (sy5kK)

372 342. The only thing Oregon governor has a picture of is her own limburger twat.

Posted by: kallisto at June 01, 2020 08:18 PM (labbd)

373 Jonah Goldberg's Beard (the actual beard)

*******

You mean his vaginal hair then?

Posted by: Two Weeks From Protecting Zooey Deschanel From Rioters Once She Rescinds Her Restraining Order on Me at June 01, 2020 08:18 PM (+dsLj)

374 Nikki Haley is the female version of Marco Rubio.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 01, 2020 08:18 PM (xPl2J)

375 Aurora Police Chief Kristen Ziman was photographed hugging a protester Sunday night, embracing a member of her community who was hurting.Later that night, Ziman says outside "opportunists" came to the southwest suburb to wreak havoc.

A Family Dollar store broke out in flames around midnight in the 400 block of New York Street. Police stayed on scene for hours to protect firefighters so they could do their jobs and fight the blazes.
A squad car was set ablaze near Broadway and Galena Boulevard. Police say protesters set three squad cars on fire, and smashed the doors and windows. After shots were fired at officers, they used tear gas on the crowd.

"Opportunists" did this. Just keep pandering to the shiteheads and making excuses

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 01, 2020 08:18 PM (jXl61)

376 354
Catherine the Great was pretty badass.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 01, 2020 08:15 PM (wGeit)



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Nay!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 01, 2020 08:16 PM (kVr0X)

ISWYDT

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 01, 2020 08:18 PM (QzF6i)

377 Kamala Harris: "These are not the words of a President. They are the words of a dictator."

So, they dont want him to be a dictator now? I'm lost.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 01, 2020 08:18 PM (dNzKv)

378 Yep, that's just south of stately Casa Backwardio.


Florida Man. He don't take no shit. He'll shoot you and the alligator you rode in on.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #CancelChina at June 01, 2020 08:18 PM (HaL55)

379 Happy birthday Jordan!!!

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 01, 2020 08:18 PM (btJAX)

380 When they came to the conclusion that the cops will not help, will not
defend, will not protect, will not prosecute, will do nothing but stand
by (often on orders from high), then vigilantism would begin. And
vigilantism is rough, because every crime becomes a capital crime (at
least potentially).


_________



+1 Mannix

As I've been saying for months now: "Those who make criminal justice impossible will make vigilante justice inevitable."

Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2020 08:18 PM (WqPYg)

381 Tucker on fire tonight.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 01, 2020 08:14 PM

Protesters got him?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 01, 2020 08:18 PM (rBtIz)

382 She was more of a party girl. Sure knew how to manipulate men, though.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, 1st Murder Hornet Squadron at June 01, 2020 08:15 PM (4o2K3)


Yeah, that's pretty tough to do, too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2020 08:18 PM (xCDE6)

383 You mean his vaginal hair then?
----------------
There's a lil micro penis buried in there somewhere.

Posted by: MJ at June 01, 2020 08:19 PM (gAMkn)

384 He did basically tell people to blindly point their shotgun out the front door and start shooting, didn't he? I think that was in Obama's time.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at June 01, 2020 08:19 PM (9hauA)

385 i live on the main drag here in my part of LA... most of the businesses have been boarded up in the last 24 hours.

DROS actually went through on time for my new to me Norinco 1911 ...

got a call this AM, called back for an appt, and they wanted to know when tomorrow was good for me, and i asked about today.

i was there at 1500, was home before 1600, did a function test and am now busy stuffing magazines with Nosler 185 grain JHPs.
more accurately i will, just as soon as i can post, photograph and email pics of the "Private Property No Trespassing signs i picked out in Simi.

00 buck in all the house shotguns, and 147 grn Gold Dot JHPs in the 9mm mouse guns.

hoping for absolutely nothing to happen, but ready if it does.

protestors at the Federal Building blocked the 4 or 5 hour free way at Wilshire, because of course they did. Resident 3vil got off in time, and reports that the shopping area of Beverly Hills is locked down, including MRAPs (she thinks) equipped with water cannons blocking the middle of the main drags into it.

panic buying the local supermarket, but all i needed was charcoal and back up booze.

i'm too old for this shit.

Posted by: recd1c4 at June 01, 2020 08:19 PM (PnmdJ)

386 She was a freakin' genius, too. Spoke seven languages, including, as the first of the Ptolemys, Egyptian.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 01, 2020 08:17 PM (wGeit)

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She was the last of the Ptolemys. Also, last of the Cleopatras, coming in at no. 7.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 01, 2020 08:19 PM (kVr0X)

387 She was a freakin' genius, too. Spoke seven languages, including, as the first of the Ptolemys, Egyptian.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 01, 2020 08:17 PM (wGeit)
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Yes. She is a true tragedy: had great gifts and squandered them.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, 1st Murder Hornet Squadron at June 01, 2020 08:19 PM (4o2K3)

388 Hi...lurker here. Praying the President would considered stopping any unemployment checks to persons involved and/or arrested in theses riots.

Posted by: FlowerGirlAZ at June 01, 2020 08:19 PM (RypFA)

389 142 So, if Trump uses RICO, he can impound Soros' assets in the US if I am not mistaken.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 01, 2020 07:53 PM (Ywny1)

*stops*

*ponders*

*smiles*

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 01, 2020 08:19 PM (sy5kK)

390 Nay!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 01, 2020 08:16 PM (kVr0X)

ISWYDT
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 01, 2020 08:18 PM (QzF6i)


This is serious. Knock off the horseplay.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2020 08:19 PM (xCDE6)

391 Serious?

The shoot em in the leg thing was real?

Only a person that's never been in real danger would say something like that.

Please tell me Biden had a mask on when saying this bullshit.

Posted by: MJ



To Joe the leg is the thing with fingers on the end.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2020 08:19 PM (axyOa)

392 LOL at "limburger twat."

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 01, 2020 08:19 PM (sWM8x)

393
Joe Biden says he wants cops who have someone running at them with a knife to 'shoot them in the leg.'

*****************

Nobody who has ever been in a knife fight would ever say this.

Biden is an abject idiot. Life is not like "Lethal Weapon" and cops are not Martin Riggs. They train to shoot center mass, and that's where they will shoot, especially under stress. There's also a reason the 21 foot rule is a thing; a man can easily close the distance and stab someone before they get their gun out if they're close enough.
Posted by: UGAdawg at June 01, 2020 08:06 PM (tRd71)







Cops aren't sharpshooters. Most cops couldn't hit the broad side of the SS Norway at 10 paces with a bazooka.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 01, 2020 08:19 PM (EGyGV)

394 Only a person that's never been in real danger would say something like that. Please tell me Biden had a mask on when saying this bullshit.

*****

Yep.

https://tinyurl.com/y8on8mrg

Posted by: Two Weeks From Protecting Zooey Deschanel From Rioters Once She Rescinds Her Restraining Order on Me at June 01, 2020 08:19 PM (+dsLj)

395 A weird phenomenon happens with all those men like Rubio, Biden, Goldberg, Stelter, etc.

After a while, they all sync periods.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 01, 2020 08:20 PM (WvQcX)

396 I don't think he's making any more comments tonight. I think he did that before the walk to the church.

Posted by: Tuna at June 01, 2020 08:20 PM (gLRfa)

397 Hungary had the right idea regarding Soros.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 01, 2020 08:20 PM (dNzKv)

398
Catherine the Great was pretty badass.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 01, 2020 08:15 PM (wGeit)


And Maria Theresa.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2020 08:20 PM (mht8P)

399 Tucker on fire tonight.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 01, 2020 08:14 PM



Protesters got him?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 01, 2020 08:18 PM (rBtIz)

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LOL...

i LOVE this place.

Posted by: recd1c4 at June 01, 2020 08:20 PM (PnmdJ)

400 Nay!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 01, 2020 08:16 PM (kVr0X)

ISWYDT
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 01, 2020 08:18 PM (QzF6i)

This is serious. Knock off the horseplay.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara



Speaking of which, how the Phillies going to do this year?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2020 08:20 PM (axyOa)

401 Yes. She is a true tragedy: had great gifts and squandered them.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, 1st Murder Hornet Squadron at June 01, 2020 08:19 PM (4o2K3)


When she wasn't sitting on them.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2020 08:20 PM (xCDE6)

402 ----------------------
Howdy Mike. Whatta ya think of our spineless police dept "taking a knee" to show support for the protestors? Bad precedent, I say .
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
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Been concerned about you, as I haven't seen you about.

I do not read the paper, I do not watch WLOS, therefore, I had not heard this. I was happier before.

I kind of assumed that there would be some level of activity hereabouts, but I would not have anticipated the po po actively genuflecting.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2020 08:20 PM (WZ5i4)

403 353 Yeah. He'd probably still be alive now if the cop hadn't knelt on his neck for so long.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at June 01, 2020 07:35 PM (9hauA)

I thought I'd repeat this insight.

Pretty Stoned Floyd (probably was) loaded as fuck, with a lot of underlying health issues, but that doesn't give that cop a pass. At all.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 01, 2020 08:15 PM (Z4rgH)


Agreed. You or I would have been charged with murder, and rightly so. It might be different if the cop was following procedure, but he wasn't.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 01, 2020 08:20 PM (wGeit)

404 Re: the Mainstream Antijournalist conspiracy theory being pushed

Well if it's right wingers and white supremacists infiltrating all the protests and getting the real looting started, I guess Democrats won't have a problem with issuing shoot-on-sight orders and calling out the National Guard to execute them, right?

Posted by: Funkotron at June 01, 2020 08:20 PM (nNv6v)

405 251
Happy Birthday Jordan!!!

You don't look a day over 28

Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at June 01, 2020 08:06 PM (d9Irc)

True that.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 01, 2020 08:20 PM (KnJdm)

406 Tucker taking on Kushner now.

Posted by: filbert at June 01, 2020 08:20 PM (NiXyF)

407 Kamala Harris: "These are not the words of a President. They are the words of a dictator."

So, they dont want him to be a dictator now? I'm lost.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 01, 2020 08:18 PM (dNzKv)

A president is supposed to say, I'm sorry you guys have feckless leftist political leadership, but you are on your own. Too bad if your community gets destroyed.

They would complain no matter what he does.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at June 01, 2020 08:21 PM (9hauA)

408 Tucker is going scorched earth tonight.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 01, 2020 08:21 PM (wiXsO)

409 368. it was a fun scene. I thought it was corny though how the punks and thugs bro-hugged each other.

Posted by: kallisto at June 01, 2020 08:21 PM (labbd)

410 This is serious. Knock off the horseplay.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Speaking of which, how the Phillies going to do this year?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2020 08:20 PM (axyOa)


Not so good. Their first game is against the Colts.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2020 08:21 PM (xCDE6)

411 Why didn't Twatter censor the Florida Sheriff for "inciting violence"? Why, it's like they really weren't concerned about Trump's tweet inspiring violence when they censored him at all.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at June 01, 2020 08:21 PM (PXppb)

412 And here's Joy Reid's weigh in:

That peaceful protesters were tear-gassed in our nation's capitol, for no other reason than that Trump wished to have a photo op in front of a church, looking like Mussolini, standing beside his coterie, was perhaps the most despicable moment in these awful four years.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2020 08:21 PM (+eVzC)

413 Cops aren't sharpshooters. Most cops couldn't hit the broad side of the SS Norway at 10 paces with a bazooka.

****************

Damned right about that, what a bunch of losers.

Posted by: Stormtroopers at June 01, 2020 08:21 PM (+dsLj)

414 I knew a guy in the Army from Polk County. He was a redneck's redneck, but also one the best soldiers I ever knew.

We need more of this from all the sheriffs out there.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Mask-less at June 01, 2020 08:21 PM (x8Wzq)

415 Kamala Harris: "These are not the words of a President. They are the words of a dictator."

Dems gonna start Impeachment II?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2020 08:16 PM (+eVzC)
+++++++++
Really, Kamala? Still going for the "Law and Order" Dem angle, are you? Tell me, you communist thug, what do you think of this quote:
"It's a very delicate balancing act. Because while we try to make sure that they were protected from the cars and other things that were going on, we also gave those who wished to destroy space to do that as well. And we worked very hard to keep that balance and to put ourselves in the best position to de-escalate."

Classify it, Kamala. Dictatorship? Indifference? Peace loving? Strong? Weak? C'mon, slut, what is it? This is the difference, the distinction, the contrast before you. What's it gonna be, bitch? Chaos or order? Peace or bedlam? Which is your choice? How about a position on this one, Mrs. I-Can't-Wait-to-Be-Vice-President?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 01, 2020 08:22 PM (hYcqw)

416

Tucker is going after good old Jared

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 01, 2020 08:22 PM (jXl61)

417 287 82nd Airborne now enroute DC.
Posted by: Bert G at June 01, 2020 08:06 PM

The All American Division

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 01, 2020 08:09 PM (85Gof)


So...light infantry to begin with. Smart. Then escalate to using mechanized infantry battalions if the light infantry isn't enough (I'm sure it will be).

Posted by: Gref at June 01, 2020 08:22 PM (AMIL/)

418
Nay!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 01, 2020 08:16 PM (kVr0X)

ISWYDT
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 01, 2020 08:18 PM (QzF6i)

This is serious. Knock off the horseplay.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2020 08:19 PM (xCDE6)







*sigh*

I wish you punsters would quit offending our ears and hoof it.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 01, 2020 08:22 PM (EGyGV)

419 Elinor of Aquitane is the badass title holder for ruthlessness.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 01, 2020 08:22 PM (G3ow5)

420 Well, my little town (80K residents) actually saw a somewhat sizable protest today. I'm guessing it wasn't all locals, though I can't prove it. Things were quite for the most part; they had one arrest, and people were walking in the streets and hindering traffic, but overall not bad. Word is, though, that a second round is going to start tonight, and that one may get a bit spicy.

Casa de Pablo is outside the downtown area, so I'm not worried. Also, the crap-ton of ammo and the twitchy German Shepherd give me a sense of security.

Posted by: PabloD at June 01, 2020 08:22 PM (r/iuN)

421 unedited raw video of Pres Trump walking to St John's from Fox



https://youtu.be/9pnmW-ANY3c
===========================Thanks for the link, Vmom!
Posted by: mrp at June 01, 2020 08:04

Thank you so much, vmom. I could hear his balls clanking. He seems to be out of fucks to give about this shit.

Posted by: Infidel at June 01, 2020 08:22 PM (UPF6H)

422 This is serious. Knock off the horseplay. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2020 08:19 PM (xCDE6)

*****

Why the long face?

Posted by: Two Weeks From Protecting Zooey Deschanel From Rioters Once She Rescinds Her Restraining Order on Me at June 01, 2020 08:22 PM (+dsLj)

423 A hotdog is a sandwich in the cylindrical coordinate system.


Rotated around the X-axis centerline.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #CancelChina at June 01, 2020 08:22 PM (HaL55)

424 Family Dollar store broke out in flames around midnight in the 400 block of New York Street

-

Yikes. I'm guessing that some lighters went off.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at June 01, 2020 08:23 PM (Sc1df)

425 So, they dont want him to be a dictator now? I'm lost.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 01, 2020 08:18 PM (dNzKv)

This federalism thing is, like, soooo confusing. I've should've paid more attention underneath the desk.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at June 01, 2020 08:23 PM (gDSJf)

426 @LaddMcNamara

ANTIFA bricks used properly?
"I love it when a plan comes together."
#WWG1WGA

https://tinyurl.com/yad2yuy7

Cannot stop laughing!

Posted by: Tami at June 01, 2020 08:23 PM (cF8AT)

427 >>>26 years...so you can retire if it gets to bad?

Can you get Cheese Steak Sandwiches delivered?


I can get out now, but I have an 11 and 12 year old at home. Going to stay six more years, then flee. Of course, if this keeps up, that timeline may change.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 01, 2020 08:23 PM (bkUtD)

428 Maria Theresa of Austria wasn't a pushover.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Join The Masquerade with Quality Facial Wear from The Outrage Outlet! at June 01, 2020 08:23 PM (0QYMt)

429 Pretty Stoned Floyd (probably was) loaded as fuck, with a lot of underlying health issues, but that doesn't give that cop a pass. At all.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 01, 2020 08:15 PM (Z4rgH)


According to the NYT, Floyd was 6'7" and of a "hefty build." May not be relevant, but if he had been resisting arrest beforehand ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2020 08:23 PM (xCDE6)

430
Hi...lurker here. Praying the President would considered stopping any unemployment checks to persons involved and/or arrested in theses riots.
Posted by: FlowerGirlAZ


Lurk less, talk more. The Horde, it does not bite.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2020 08:23 PM (mht8P)

431 >>>Speaking of which, how the Phillies going to do this year?


They have a good chance of remaining in first place as long as the season doesn't start.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 01, 2020 08:23 PM (HmZuC)

432 Have we started the martial law pool? I say 2330 pacific time.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 01, 2020 08:23 PM (tUOCc)

433 I have a feeling that masks will be a thing of the past in a few days. When none of these people come down with anything, it will become plain that this has been a total farce.
I had a massage today and neither I , nor the therapist wore a mask. He said none of his clients wanted to wear one.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 01, 2020 08:23 PM (QzF6i)

434 Really, it's time to start rolling up the grifters at the town and city level... then states. It's the machines that breed this type of thing. Does anyone really think that if it wasn't for the entrenched and elected for life politicians that this type of crazy would spread? RICO, get it done.... and this is why the entrenched are scared of this guy[Trump].

Posted by: Inogame at June 01, 2020 08:23 PM (+2xjH)

435 Y'all go easy on Kamalatoe Harris.

She's been through a lot.

Of dick.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 01, 2020 08:23 PM (Z+IKu)

436 And here's Joy Reid's weigh in:

*adjusts scale, tweaks*

19 STONE!

*tweaks again*

20. 20 STONE!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Mask-less at June 01, 2020 08:23 PM (x8Wzq)

437 387 She was a freakin' genius, too. Spoke seven languages, including, as the first of the Ptolemys, Egyptian.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 01, 2020 08:17 PM (wGeit)
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Yes. She is a true tragedy: had great gifts and squandered them.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, 1st Murder Hornet Squadron at June 01, 2020 08:19 PM (4o2K3)


You gotta hand it to her, though. She really knew how to use her asp.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 01, 2020 08:23 PM (wGeit)

438 Jordan61, your grey box doesn't look a day over 28.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 01, 2020 08:23 PM (WvQcX)

439 I knew an older guy that moved to Panama. It wasn't bad, until he started having to deal with their medical system. Then he moved back up to the US.

Posted by: notsothoreau at June 01, 2020 08:24 PM (JKNZq)

440 438 Jordan61, your grey box doesn't look a day over 28.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 01, 2020 08:23 PM (WvQcX)

Umm, phrasing?

Posted by: blaster at June 01, 2020 08:24 PM (ZfRYq)

441 ''They have a good chance of remaining in first place as long as the season doesn't start.''

The perfect season.

Posted by: Tuna at June 01, 2020 08:24 PM (gLRfa)

442 Family Dollar store broke out in flames around midnight in the 400 block of New York Street

-

Yikes. I'm guessing that some lighters went off.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at June 01, 2020 08:23 PM (Sc1df)


Cheap Chinese crap.

Posted by: filbert at June 01, 2020 08:24 PM (NiXyF)

443 Maybe the people WANT a dictator, Kamala. A Right Wing dictator, because you have brought them only fear. Muwahahaha

Posted by: kallisto at June 01, 2020 08:24 PM (labbd)

444 388 Hi...lurker here. Praying the President would considered stopping any unemployment checks to persons involved and/or arrested in theses riots.
Posted by: FlowerGirlAZ at June 01, 2020 08:19 PM (RypFA)

Welcome!

I believe the states are in charge of administering unemployment.

I'm don't think one can receive unemployment while incarcerated, though.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at June 01, 2020 08:24 PM (9hauA)

445 I've always been of the opinion that people in the powerlifting community, are "damaged" to some degree.

_________



I played football for 13 years, including in college. I missed it afterward, so joined a rugby club team. GREATEST group of guys you'd ever want to meet. I assumed they'd all be blue collar construction worker types ... but most were alpha male professionals (including actor Billy Campbell, a great guy and cousin of Bruce, with whom I played on a team in Las Vegas while he was shooting the TV series "Crime Story" around 1986).


Ah, the good old days ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2020 08:24 PM (WqPYg)

446 https://tinyurl.com/yad2yuy7

Cannot stop laughing!

Posted by: Tami at June 01, 2020 08:23 PM (cF8AT)

Oh pooh...it's old. Still funny!

Posted by: Tami at June 01, 2020 08:24 PM (cF8AT)

447 That peaceful protesters were tear-gassed in our nation's capitol, for no other reason than that Trump wished to have a photo op in front of a church, looking like Mussolini, standing beside his coterie, was perhaps the most despicable moment in these awful four years.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2020 08:21 PM (+eVzC)
+++++++++++
You mean the "peaceful protesters" who made the SS escort Trump the bunker yesterday when they were trying to breach the WH perimiter?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 01, 2020 08:24 PM (hYcqw)

448
82nd Airborne now enroute DC.
Posted by: Bert G


Klaatu landed on the Mall.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2020 08:25 PM (aKsyK)

449 Looting with abandoned without masks but Trump is the bad guy for not waering a mask

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2020 08:25 PM (ZCEU2)

450 Oregon governor now blaming the Proud Boys. Says they have a picture of
one of them at the riots, proving white supremicists are behind the
rioting. I had to turn her off.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 01, 2020 07:51 PM (TLxpZ)




First, that is utter BS. But lets assume it isn't that was one guy in a sea of rioters. Are they saying that they have this guy on film looting and rioting? Or are they just saying someone at the riot resembled a guy with no pictures or proof?

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 01, 2020 08:25 PM (nAiE/)

451 A hotdog is a sandwich in the cylindrical coordinate system.


Point group D ∞ h

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2020 08:25 PM (xCDE6)

452 Rotated around the X-axis centerline.

**********

That sounds suspiciously like maths.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Protecting Zooey Deschanel From Rioters Once She Rescinds Her Restraining Order on Me at June 01, 2020 08:25 PM (+dsLj)

453 296 Yeah, same for Alabama. Our NG is yuge.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 01, 2020 08:08 PM (sWM8x

I've been calling for the invasion of Florida for some time. I think we can take them.

Posted by: AlaBAMA



And go up against a fully operational, meth addled, Florida Man?? I don't think so.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 01, 2020 08:26 PM (RNbDc)

454 Why the long face?
Posted by: Two Weeks From Protecting Zooey Deschanel From Rioters Once She Rescinds Her Restraining Order on Me at June 01, 2020 08:22 PM (+dsLj)
++++++++++
Leave me out of this, please.

Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at June 01, 2020 08:26 PM (hYcqw)

455

"...1. Down to the road block, we've just begun 2. The guards are through 3. The Major's men are on a spree 4. Major and Wladislaw go through the door 5. Pinkley stays out in the drive 6. The Major gives the rope a fix 7. Wladislaw throws the hook to heaven 8. Jimenez has got a date 9. The other guys go up the line 10. Sawyer and Lever are in the pen 11. Posey guards points five and seven 12. Wladislaw and the Major go down to delve 13. Franko goes up without being seen 14. Zero-hour - Jimenez cuts the cable, Franko cuts the phone 15. Franko goes in where the others have been 16. We all come out like it's Halloween..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2020 08:26 PM (s2VJv)

456 Yeah, President Trump threw down the gauntlet at the feet of our governors. It's get off the dime, or else. I hope Roy Cooper was listening.

Posted by: mrp at June 01, 2020 08:26 PM (Pqytn)

457 So we take an trained, armed force, disarm them, and turn into ... that?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2020 08:15 PM (xCDE6)

---
helpless targets?

Posted by: recd1c4 at June 01, 2020 08:26 PM (PnmdJ)

458 Tucker is going scorched earth tonight.
Posted by: redridinghood at June 01, 2020 08:21 PM (wiXsO)
*********
Wake me when he regales us with his drive down to Mar-A-Lago to tell PDT what to do with The Hong Kong Fluey virus

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 01, 2020 08:26 PM (bfIgB)

459 ace: "Whether the sad bromide repeaters of the National Review want to admit it or not, this country is dissolving. When the local armed forces (I mean the police) of one county has to threaten to kill cross-border raiders from an adjoining county -- as if these were Texan settlers warning Pancho Villa's raiders to stay in Mexico -- there is no more America anymore, there is only Thunderdome."

OK, I get it. You think America is disolving into a red half and a blue half. And you are not willing to fight for keeping it together. To defeat the blue.

So...when you get you separation...then will you fight to keep your red state red? Because I promise you, there will be blue elements in your new state. And they will push to make your red state purple and then blue. Over years, decades, and generations.

And although you are not willing to fight now...you will be willing to fight then, right?

Because things will be different then.

THAT will be the hill to die on, right?

Posted by: El Jefe at June 01, 2020 08:26 PM (Ae67h)

460 431 >>>Speaking of which, how the Phillies going to do this year?


They have a good chance of remaining in first place as long as the season doesn't start.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 01, 2020 08:23 PM (HmZuC)

They'd be in 4th place by virtue of coming in 4th in Alphabetical Order.

If the season never starts, Atlanta holds onto 1st place.

Posted by: Allie at June 01, 2020 08:26 PM (vmRc0)

461 266 PSA alerts blaring on the phone that curfew is in effect in Alabama.

Welcome to 2020
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 01, 2020 08:07 PM (WvQcX)

King County (Seattle) is high-tech.

We got an "Imminent severe alert" on our cell phones for the last 2 nights. And I live nearly 20 miles south of the city limits.

It beeps loudly and is obnoxious.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 01, 2020 08:26 PM (sy5kK)

462 Not weird how msm pushes masks so that antifa can destroy shit.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 01, 2020 08:26 PM (r+sAi)

463 That peaceful protesters were tear-gassed in our nation's capitol, for
no other reason than that Trump wished to have a photo op in front of a
church, looking like Mussolini, standing beside his coterie, was perhaps
the most despicable moment in these awful four years.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2020 08:21 PM (+eVzC)


Fen, did someone jack your handle?

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 01, 2020 08:26 PM (nAiE/)

464 I found the video!
when John McClane is your security guard

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yc33zbls

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 01, 2020 08:26 PM (btJAX)

465 Cheap Chinese crap.

Posted by: filbert at June 01, 2020 08:24 PM (NiXyF)

________



Well, that describes most American goods today --including bads like our media, politicians, and CEOs.


Hopefully, they will dwindle into a significant minority after a second term of Trump.

Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2020 08:27 PM (WqPYg)

466 Don Leymahn says Don Drumpf just declared war on Americans.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 01, 2020 08:27 PM (WvQcX)

467 The Horde, it does not bite.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2020 08:23 PM

Well...not hard.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 01, 2020 08:27 PM (rBtIz)

468 I think the rioteers in Philly are defying Emperor Wolf's no more than gatherings of 25 people.

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2020 08:27 PM (ZCEU2)

469 That peaceful protesters were tear-gassed in our nation's capitol, for no other reason than that Trump wished to have a photo op in front of a church, looking like Mussolini, standing beside his coterie, was perhaps the most despicable moment in these awful four years.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2020 08:21 PM (+eVzC)
+++++++++++
You mean the "peaceful protesters" who made the SS escort Trump the bunker yesterday when they were trying to breach the WH perimeter?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 01, 2020 08:24 PM (hYcqw)


Would that perchance be the church that the "peaceful protestors" just burned?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2020 08:27 PM (xCDE6)

470 How about we have cops who if they have somebody running at them with a knife they throw out a few banana peals making the wielder comically fall. Meanwhile a crew behind them starts playing yakety sax.

After a few throw in a few buxom beauties being chased around by foppish/British dudes with plungers, at least one unicycle and a few jugglers. Get some variety in there is all I'm sayin'.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 01, 2020 08:27 PM (l6b3d)

471 And here's Joy Reid's weigh in:

That peaceful protesters were tear-gassed in our nation's capitol, for no other reason than that Trump wished to have a photo op in front of a church, looking like Mussolini, standing beside his coterie, was perhaps the most despicable moment in these awful four years.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2020 08:21 PM (+eVzC)

Don't worry Joy. You'll come up with a more despicable moment tomorrow.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at June 01, 2020 08:27 PM (9hauA)

472 You want Patton

you'ii settle for Schwarzkopf

you'll get Powell

Posted by: REDACTED at June 01, 2020 08:27 PM (JgrP5)

473 415 Kamala Harris: "These are not the words of a President. They are the words of a dictator"

Fuck you, Kamala.

Your words are the words of TWANLOC

Posted by: Techie at June 01, 2020 08:27 PM (TnwAJ)

474 >>>PSA alerts blaring on the phone that curfew is in effect in Alabama.



Two days of them here. Guess how it went over with the mobs?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 01, 2020 08:27 PM (bkUtD)

475 319
A hotdog is a sandwich in the cylindrical coordinate system.

Posted by: eleven at June 01, 2020 08:11 PM (Qf83p)

__________


Rocky Road is dinner, not desert, in the Cuck Polar Coordinate System.

Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2020 08:28 PM (WqPYg)

476


Hymietown on lockdown; 11PM to 5AM.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2020 08:28 PM (s2VJv)

477 Fen, did someone jack your handle?
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 01, 2020 08:26 PM (nAiE/)


No; My initial post indicated that that was a quote from Joy Reid.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2020 08:28 PM (+eVzC)

478 Fen, did someone jack your handle?
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 01, 2020 08:26 PM (nAiE/)

She was quoting that noted intellect, Joy Reid.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2020 08:28 PM (xCDE6)

479 315 Jordan61...Happy Birthday!!!


Be careful celebrating with the Nurse. She's been known to fall in among evil doers!
Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2020 08:11 PM (axyOa)


What?

they're co-conspirators!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 01, 2020 08:28 PM (sy5kK)

480 Speaking of which, how the Phillies going to do this year?

-
Looks like a Chicago Fire year.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 01, 2020 08:28 PM (+y/Ru)

481

And go up against a fully operational, meth addled, Florida Man?? I don't think so.
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 01, 2020 08:26 PM (RNbDc


Regardless of what you've heard, an alligator duck taped to a riding mower is not an effect weapon.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 01, 2020 08:28 PM (WvQcX)

482 Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 01, 2020 08:26 PM (nAiE/)

Someone truncated the quote, that was joy reid

Posted by: Sjg at June 01, 2020 08:29 PM (gDSJf)

483 Gah! Dessert, not desert, stupid keyboard!

Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2020 08:29 PM (WqPYg)

484 Sheriff Grady Judd and his 1600 Deputies are not to be messed with and everyone knows it. The residents of Polk know that "if you have to shoot em, shoot em dead". There are even T-shirts with his famous saying on it.

Posted by: StellasTwoCents at June 01, 2020 08:29 PM (KSBDE)

485 Chicago has evidently ceased F'ing around. Humvees rolling down the streets with military machineguns.

Posted by: MrObvious at June 01, 2020 08:05 PM (3EHc7)


Where did you see this? I heard that Jabba called up more National Guard. 250 for the burbs. Still far from enough

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 01, 2020 08:29 PM (jXl61)

486 I was hoping to see some cracked heads in DC but last I saw they dispersed.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 01, 2020 08:29 PM (r+sAi)

487 Hymietown on lockdown; 11PM to 5AM.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2020 08:28 PM (s2VJv

Posted by: REDACTED at June 01, 2020 08:29 PM (JgrP5)

488 Kamala Harris: "These are not the words of a President. They are the words of a dictator."

If Trump really were a dictator, you'd be smoke from a chimney right now, bitch.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 01, 2020 08:29 PM (2JVJo)

489 She was quoting that noted intellect, Joy Reid.

******************

How is she still alive? Doesn't the body shut down after the brain has been starved of oxygen long enough?

Posted by: Two Weeks From Protecting Zooey Deschanel From Rioters Once She Rescinds Her Restraining Order on Me at June 01, 2020 08:29 PM (+dsLj)

490 First, that is utter BS. But lets assume it isn't
that was one guy in a sea of rioters. Are they saying that they have
this guy on film looting and rioting? Or are they just saying someone at
the riot resembled a guy with no pictures or proof?




Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 01, 2020 08:25 PM (nAiE/)


Reporter on the phone asked what proof the Governor had that white supremacists were behind the rioting. She said she's been shown pictures of a known Proud Boy so yes, white supremacists. Then she asked for another question, I turned it off.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 01, 2020 08:29 PM (TLxpZ)

491 Two days of them here. Guess how it went over with the mobs?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 01, 2020 08:27 PM (bkUtD)
+++++++++++
The cavalier indifference of a consequence-free environment?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 01, 2020 08:29 PM (hYcqw)

492 Two days of them here. Guess how it went over with the mobs?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 01, 2020 08:27 PM (bkUtD)

People immediately went home and apologize profusely if they were caught outside?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 01, 2020 08:29 PM (WvQcX)

493 And here's Joy Reid's weigh in:



That peaceful protesters were tear-gassed in our nation's capitol,
for no other reason than that Trump wished to have a photo op in front
of a church, looking like Mussolini, standing beside his coterie, was
perhaps the most despicable moment in these awful four years.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2020 08:21 PM (+eVzC)


Jeez Fen, I saw this first in someone else's reply to you WITHOUT that Joy Reid attribution. I was like waaaat!

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 01, 2020 08:29 PM (nAiE/)

494 Been concerned about you, as I haven't seen you about.



I do not read the paper, I do not watch WLOS, therefore, I had not heard this. I was happier before.



I kind of assumed that there would be some level of activity
hereabouts, but I would not have anticipated the po po actively
genuflecting.





Posted by: Mike Hammer
__________________________
My health aint been so great. Had the flu, and I'm not really over it even several weeks afterwards. Just don't have any energy.
Apparently the shitheads blocked the main bridge over the river for a little while yesterday, and also I-240 around Merrimon Ave. Supposedly going to be another "protest" tonight.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 01, 2020 08:29 PM (Mm4NK)

495 Oregon governor now blaming the Proud Boys. Says they have a picture of
one of them at the riots, proving white supremicists are behind the
rioting. I had to turn her off.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 01, 2020 07:51 PM (TLxpZ)

That's nice that she's still pretending, but it is out of her hands and in the hands of Barr and Trump.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Join The Masquerade with Quality Facial Wear from The Outrage Outlet! at June 01, 2020 08:30 PM (0QYMt)

496 @georgi_boorman

Jaw.
On.
The.
Floor.

Whitmer just rescinded ALL of her COVID-19 executive orders. #Michigan.

https://tinyurl.com/yalnp3ht

Posted by: Tami at June 01, 2020 08:30 PM (cF8AT)

497 487 Hymietown on lockdown; 11PM to 5AM.

Bring in the Irgun

Posted by: Techie at June 01, 2020 08:30 PM (TnwAJ)

498
Shit.

Now the cell phone Imminent danger warning bullshit just went off for a 3rd night.

The incompetency of Leftist lack of leadership, in a reality situation, not an imaginary situation, is dangerous.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 01, 2020 08:30 PM (sy5kK)

499 Don Leymahn says Don Drumpf just declared war on Americans.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 01, 2020 08:27 PM (WvQcX)

I hope he at least acted better when he said it. He's worse than Shatner at his worst. Dude needs acting lessons.

What he does is "performative" news. He is a ridiculous figure.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at June 01, 2020 08:30 PM (9hauA)

500 >>>The cavalier indifference of a consequence-free environment?


Yes, and AlaBAMA? Also yes.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 01, 2020 08:30 PM (bkUtD)

501 438 Jordan61, your grey box doesn't look a day over 28.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 01, 2020 08:23 PM (WvQcX)

Dude!

Phrasing when speaking of an 'ette

Posted by: browndog at June 01, 2020 08:30 PM (A5T33)

502 You want Patton

you'ii settle for Schwarzkopf

you'll get Powell
Posted by: REDACTED



You want Patton

you'ii settle for Schwarzkopf

you'll get Oswalt.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2020 08:30 PM (4RRDi)

503 Oregon governor now blaming the Proud Boys. Says they have a picture of
one of them at the riots, proving white supremicists are behind the
rioting. I had to turn her off.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 01, 2020 07:51 PM (TLxpZ)


ALSO: "Poland Started World War 2"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2020 08:30 PM (s2VJv)

504 And here's Joy Reid's weigh in:

That peaceful protesters were tear-gassed in our nation's capitol, for no other reason than that Trump wished to have a photo op in front of a church, looking like Mussolini, standing beside his coterie, was perhaps the most despicable moment in these awful four years.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


That might actually be over 1000 millikohns of stupidity. A very high bar. Congrats, Joy!

Posted by: mikeski at June 01, 2020 08:31 PM (P1f+c)

505 Nood.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 01, 2020 08:31 PM (tmA71)

506 TuCa playing God tonight. No one's good enough for him, including Trump. It doesn't occur to him that maybe Trump can't do everything he'd like to. And if he tries and fails we're all in trouble.

Posted by: Alex What's My Price at June 01, 2020 08:31 PM (2oYEN)

507 The rioters are White Supremacists, MAGA supporters attacked Jussie and Sandmann attacked an old Indian vet.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 01, 2020 08:31 PM (2DOZq)

508 Damn it, what would a banana peal be anyway? Pretty muffled I'd imagine.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 01, 2020 08:32 PM (l6b3d)

509 Reporter on the phone asked what proof the Governor had that white supremacists were behind the rioting. She said she's been shown pictures of a known Proud Boy so yes, white supremacists. Then she asked for another question, I turned it off.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 01, 2020 08:29 PM (TLxpZ)

Hey I'm convinced. Let's send in the tanks tout de suite to quell those bastards!

Posted by: Sjg at June 01, 2020 08:32 PM (gDSJf)

510 Charlie Manson is smiling in his grave
Helter Skelter

Thanks Democrats

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 01, 2020 08:32 PM (85Gof)

511 I live in Polk, and I can tell you my favorite lawyer here has a dozen guns in his office.

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at June 01, 2020 08:32 PM (umBCo)

512 419 Elinor of Aquitane is the badass title holder for ruthlessness.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 01, 2020 08:22 PM

Saint Helga aka Olga of Kiev. The tribe of Drevlians killed her husband, Igor of Kiev, and sent messengers to 1) announce the fact and 2) suggest she marry their prince. When she acted amenable, they sent more representatives by a small boat, which the people lifted from the water and carried into the hall - the Drevlians thought it was an honor right until the whole boat was dropped into a trench in the middle of the hall and buried alive.

And that was just getting the party started!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 01, 2020 08:32 PM (/+bwe)

513 417
287 82nd Airborne now enroute DC.

Posted by: Bert G at June 01, 2020 08:06 PM



The All American Division



Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 01, 2020 08:09 PM (85Gof)





So...light infantry to begin with. Smart. Then escalate to using
mechanized infantry battalions if the light infantry isn't enough (I'm
sure it will be).

Posted by: Gref at June 01, 2020 08:22 PM (AMIL/)

Botched Band of Brothers quote:
We're surrounded.
We're Airborne, son. We're use to being surrounded.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 01, 2020 08:32 PM (KnJdm)

514 And here's Joy Reid's weigh in:

That peaceful protesters were tear-gassed in our nation's capitol, for no other reason than that Trump wished to hav
-----
Curfew was at 7PM. Therefore it was a breach of peace for them to be there.

Posted by: Menack at June 01, 2020 08:32 PM (buTO7)

515 >>Agreed. I liked Switzerland, but you have to be loaded to live there AFAIC.

I've spent a fair amount of time in Switzerland. Half my mom's family is from the Zurich area.

They have plenty of issues of their own. Like anywhere, if you are rich you don't have to deal with them but the average person has nowhere near the freedom we do.

The left has spent decades dividing us along racial, religious, ethnic, every damn thing they could think of and denigrating traditional American values to the point they feel justified attacking them and those of us who support them. Obama was the apex of that division and they reveled in it for 8 long years. This is the result.

If you fight back against them they will try to destroy everything. They are like violent children and they are being coddled by leftist politicians which just encourages them.

This could all be over tomorrow with some leadership. If the mayors and the governors in blue states won't do it then Trump needs to and it appears he is ready to do just that.

Enough of the the temper tantrum and using half truths to justify the unjustifiable. It's time for a return to law and order in the harshest terms. This is our country and not theirs. If anyone is leaving it's them and not us.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2020 08:32 PM (JW9zN)

516 486 I was hoping to see some cracked heads in DC but last I saw they dispersed.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 01, 2020 08:29 PM (r+sAi)


Haven't seen crackheads in DC since January 2016.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 01, 2020 08:33 PM (wGeit)

517 We re shifting to "white supremests" (read MAGA) caused the riots ?

Posted by: runner at June 01, 2020 08:33 PM (zr5Kq)

518 Proud Boys is Gavin McInnes. I think you are thinking of Patriot's prayer.Joey Gibson is mixed race, but I can't think of the nationalities right now.

Posted by: notsothoreau at June 01, 2020 08:33 PM (JKNZq)

519 Maybe the people WANT a dictator, Kamala. A Right Wing dictator, because you have brought them only fear. Muwahahaha
Posted by: kallisto at June 01, 2020 08:24 PM (labbd)


Kamala would shit herself if she knew the kind of dictator I want right now.

Let me put it like this - Pinochet was a fag and his shit was retarded.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 01, 2020 08:33 PM (2JVJo)

520 Who's birthday is it!?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 01, 2020 08:33 PM (XEfKE)

521 ...and boy, is my face red!

Posted by: Stretchin' Gretchin at June 01, 2020 08:33 PM (sWM8x)

522 DC bishop OUTRAGED that Trump would use HER church as a prop.

A pic of her and she looks exactly as you would expect her to look:

https://cathedral.org/sermons/gods-vows-to-us/

I need to go back to ogling pics of Kristi Noem now.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Protecting Zooey Deschanel From Rioters Once She Rescinds Her Restraining Order on Me at June 01, 2020 08:33 PM (+dsLj)

523 Speaking of boxes, looks like my local wax place is open! I wonder if they're requiring masks. In general, I'm not going places that require masks unless there is a legitimate, but for that, it would be worth it.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at June 01, 2020 08:33 PM (rWZ8Y)

524 Cops aren't sharpshooters. Most cops couldn't hit the broad side of the SS Norway at 10 paces with a bazooka.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 01, 2020 08:19 PM (EGyGV)

A cop friend of mine invited me to read an average "Police action shooting report". On average: 156 shots fired involving 3 officers and a perp. Perp gave up after he was finally grazed with a bullet in the calf and realized shit could get real.

Posted by: MrObvious at June 01, 2020 08:33 PM (3EHc7)

525 Or whatever Premium Quality TV Cable Show you're binging on and squeeing about this fucking week.


Posted by: Ace at 07:37 PM


Ace, I can't afford Premium Quality TV Cable Shows.

I watch Jay Inslee, Emperor and Living God, on basic cable only.

Besides, he won't take questions from actual citizens like me.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 01, 2020 08:33 PM (sy5kK)

526 -
Looks like a Chicago Fire year.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler

Mrs. O'Leary?

Posted by: Infidel at June 01, 2020 08:33 PM (UPF6H)

527 Should the United States of America invade Oregon? Not sure it's worth it.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at June 01, 2020 08:34 PM (ja/kn)

528 Hymietown on lockdown; 11PM to 5AM.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


The City That Never Sleeps?

That's like shutting Peoria down from noon to 10AM!

Posted by: mikeski at June 01, 2020 08:34 PM (P1f+c)

529 >>>They'd be in 4th place by virtue of coming in 4th in Alphabetical Order. If the season never starts, Atlanta holds onto 1st place.


Breaking: Major League Baseball team changes name to 'Aaatsburg Aaarites".

Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 01, 2020 08:35 PM (HmZuC)

530 493 And here's Joy Reid's weigh in:

It's time to drag these Bizarro world, insane, detritus media traitors out if their beds and wire their jaws...permanently

Posted by: Techie at June 01, 2020 08:35 PM (TnwAJ)

531 > There were only three female leaders that were worth the name: Golda Meir, Margaret Thatcher and Indira Gandhi.

Ahem.

Signed:
Elizabeth, Queen of England, France and Ireland, Defender of the Faith

Posted by: Elizabeth I at June 01, 2020 08:35 PM (hKLpI)

532 Kamala Harris: "These are not the words of a President. They are the words of a dictator."



Dems gonna start Impeachment II?
---

How many divisions do they have?

Posted by: Methos at June 01, 2020 08:35 PM (kOpft)

533
Y'all go easy on Kamalatoe Harris.

She's been through a lot.

Of dick.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 01, 2020 08:23 PM (Z+IKu)






Oh hell no, we aren't letting up on her. She sucks.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 01, 2020 08:35 PM (EGyGV)

534 Fuck you, Kamala.

Your words are the words of TWANLOC
Posted by: Techie at June 01, 2020 08:27 PM (TnwAJ)

Her father is Jamaican and her mom is from India. She never was OC, except technically.

Posted by: Vanya at June 01, 2020 08:35 PM (BAsqb)

535 @... -- yes he is.

Posted by: micky at June 01, 2020 08:36 PM (3byMq)

536 Supposedly going to be another "protest" tonight.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
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Oh, a 'protest'? Well, alrighty then.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2020 08:37 PM (bk3Sg)

537 > There were only three female leaders that were worth the name: Golda Meir, Margaret Thatcher and Indira Gandhi.


Ahem.

Signed: Her Majesty Victoria, by the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland Queen, Defender of the Faith, Empress of India.

Posted by: Victoria at June 01, 2020 08:37 PM (hKLpI)

538 I really want to see some busted heads on these antifa/rioters.

Posted by: Infidel at June 01, 2020 08:37 PM (UPF6H)

539 OMG, garcetti got done flapping his yap and some fucking soiboi with a can of lysol ran in like a wimbledon ball boy, sprayed the mike & podium, and ran back out.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 01, 2020 08:37 PM (tUOCc)

540 Oh hell no, we aren't letting up on her. She sucks.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 01, 2020 08:35 PM (EGyGV)

Indeed.

Posted by: Willie Brown at June 01, 2020 08:38 PM (gDSJf)

541
--"Peaceful" "Protests" don't ALWAYS begin at Dusk.

--Since when do all "peaceful" "protests" wait until it gets dark to commence?

--How many mornings in a row do we need to wake up to Fake News telling us "peaceful protests turn violent over night?"

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 01, 2020 08:38 PM (a5wky)

542 A hotdog is only a sandwich when it's split between your hot, toasted buttery buns and you hold the onions.

Posted by: Fritz at June 01, 2020 08:38 PM (95j/9)

543 A hotdog is a sandwich in the cylindrical coordinate system.

Posted by: eleven at June 01, 2020 08:11 PM (Qf83p)

Sounds like math mixed with sandwich debates, permission denied!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at June 01, 2020 08:38 PM (6wiwL)

544 522 DC bishop OUTRAGED that Trump would use HER church as a prop

--

She can take her outrage and shove it where God's sun don't shine

Time to get brutal rude with these shitheads

Posted by: Techie at June 01, 2020 08:38 PM (TnwAJ)

545 Should the United States of America invade Oregon? Not sure it's worth it.
Posted by: occam's brassiere
-----

In the end, even the Canadians didn't want it. As AOP pointed out, they figured it was more damaging to us if we kept it.

https://tinyurl.com/y4ob38mh

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2020 08:40 PM (bk3Sg)

546 544 522 DC bishop OUTRAGED that Trump would use HER church as a prop
---
But she's not outraged that the communists used her church as a torch?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 01, 2020 08:40 PM (sWM8x)

547 362. Vmom I heard it was on CBS10. or try Dom Giordano twitter. I can't link from here.

Posted by: kallisto at June 01, 2020 08:40 PM (labbd)

548 The idiot Fox Philadelphia reporter says it's "heartening" that the Police bent the knee to the mob. Un fucking believable.

Posted by: josephistan at June 01, 2020 08:40 PM (Izzlo)

549 Signed: Her Majesty Victoria, by the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland Queen, Defender of the Faith, Empress of India.

Posted by: Victoria at June 01, 2020 08:37 PM (hKLpI)


My ancestor Mitchell agrees, and named every female dog he ever owned with the honorary Vicky, just because!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at June 01, 2020 08:41 PM (6wiwL)

550 496

at_georgi_boorman

Jaw.
On.
The.
Floor.

Whitmer just rescinded ALL of her COVID-19 executive orders. #Michigan.

https://tinyurl.com/yalnp3ht

Posted by: Tami at June 01, 2020 08:30 PM

Yeah, not so much. Georgi apparently did not bother to read the details of Whitmer's Phase 4.

Georgi Boorman
at_georgi_boorman
9m
Replying to at_david_shane and at_BlueBoxDave

BAIT AND SWITCH. I try not to swear on twitter, but this is a dick move. A weasel move. Isn't phase 4 supposed to be "normal?"

THIS ISN'T NORMAL. Gyms, salons still closed. Cap on outdoor gatherings at 100. Mandatory masking in indoor public spaces.

https://bit.ly/2U2WZ4Z

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at June 01, 2020 08:41 PM (Do5/p)

551 A cop friend of mine invited me to read an average "Police action shooting report". On average: 156 shots fired involving 3 officers and a perp. Perp gave up after he was finally grazed with a bullet in the calf and realized shit could get real.
Posted by: MrObvious at June 01, 2020 08:33 PM (3EHc7)


That doesn't surprise me. Local cops used to come to my range in SoCal when theirs was being refurbished. Some of them enjoyed shooting, practiced a couple times a week, and were quite good at it. Most of them only shoot the minimum to stay on the job. A few dozen rounds a quarter, IIRC.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 01, 2020 08:41 PM (wGeit)

552 Kamala would shit herself if she knew the kind of dictator I want right now. 

Let me put it like this - Pinochet was a fag and his shit was retarded



Ok. Let me guess. That just leaves the likes of Attila the Hun, Temujin, Gengis Khan, Count Dracula (the real one)?

Posted by: Floridachick at June 01, 2020 08:41 PM (srniQ)

553 DC bishop OUTRAGED that Trump would use HER church as a prop.

-------

Now, when you say 'Her', and since this is an Episcopalian Bishop, what exactly does that mean?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2020 08:41 PM (bk3Sg)

554 545 Should the United States of America invade Oregon? Not sure it's worth it.
Posted by: occam's brassiere
-----

In the end, even the Canadians didn't want it. As AOP pointed out, they figured it was more damaging to us if we kept it.

https://tinyurl.com/y4ob38mh
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2020 08:40 PM (bk3Sg)


The value of the pot alone should fund the invasion.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 01, 2020 08:42 PM (wGeit)

555 553 DC bishop OUTRAGED that Trump would use HER church as a prop.

-------

Now, when you say 'Her', and since this is an Episcopalian Bishop, what exactly does that mean?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2020 08:41 PM (bk3Sg)


Did you click through to the picture?

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 01, 2020 08:43 PM (wGeit)

556 DC bishop OUTRAGED that Trump would use HER church as a prop
---
But she's not outraged that the communists used her church as a torch?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis
---------
That would be insensitive.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2020 08:43 PM (cGzEU)

557 548 The idiot Fox Philadelphia reporter says it's "heartening" that the Police bent the knee to the mob. Un fucking believable.

I agree. Sickening.

Posted by: Techie at June 01, 2020 08:44 PM (TnwAJ)

558 > That just leaves the likes of Attila the Hun, Temujin, Gengis Khan, Count Dracula (the real one)?

Scipio Aemilianus. Level Carthage to rubble, sell the surviving inhabitants into slavery, sow the ground with salt.

Posted by: Victoria at June 01, 2020 08:45 PM (hKLpI)

559
There were only three female leaders that were worth the name: Golda Meir, Margaret Thatcher and Indira Gandhi.







Hey, I'm RIGHT HERE.

Okay, that one time when some assholes murdered my husband and threatened my kids, and I responded by slaughtering the conspirators, the conspirators' wives, their kids, their wifes' tennis partners, their wives' tennis partners' wives and some bloke I met in the mess named Bernard? I might have overreacted a bit.

Posted by: Zombie Caterina Sforza, Countess of Forli at June 01, 2020 08:46 PM (EGyGV)

560 82nd Airborne deploying to Washington, DC.

Posted by: Victoria at June 01, 2020 08:46 PM (hKLpI)

561 @JohnWHuber

As expected DOJ has filed a motion with the DC Court of Appeals SUPPORTING
@GenFlynn's writ of mandamus

Slightly unexpected is how much Team Sullivan & Collusion HQ get absolutely REKT

THREAD

Unrolled: https://tinyurl.com/y992pcmh

Posted by: Tami at June 01, 2020 08:48 PM (cF8AT)

562
A pic of her and she looks exactly as you would expect her to look:

I expect that I know a lot more female clergy than anyone here. I have no expectations of what they will look like. She looks like a pleasant person with short hair.I guess the suggestion was that since she's a clergywoman with short hair she must be gay. Wrong! She's married-to a man. Some clergywomen have short hair aSome have long hair I realized this might be earthshaking revelation for some .

I don't why she's yammering about Trump. Yes; she's the Bishop. It's not her church


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2020 08:48 PM (+eVzC)

563 561 yay

Posted by: Techie at June 01, 2020 08:50 PM (TnwAJ)

564 We have an ANG unit at PDX with F-15s. I don't know how we're fixed for ground-pounders.
Posted by: Walter Sobchak at June 01, 2020 08:04 PM (4o2K3)

How are you suited with 20 mm and 500 pounders?

Posted by: Fox2! at June 01, 2020 08:50 PM (07YWD)

565 347 324
I'm grilling chicken, and loading magazines.

_________


There's a limerick in there somewhere ... man, I wish I was as sharp as Muldoon.
Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2020 08:12 PM (WqPYg)

. . . and I'm all out of chicken.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 01, 2020 08:15 PM (jK8Z7)


with loaded magazines, you can always get more chicken.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 01, 2020 08:51 PM (sy5kK)

566 Did you click through to the picture?
Posted by: Ace's liver
----------

I read a bit about her. The church can't figure out why they are loosing congregants. Here'a clue:

" The Episcopal Church has been sliding down the primrose path of pansexuality for over 40 years imbibing sodomy, changing its canons on marriage to support same-sex marriage, supporting abortion, euthanasia and a whole host of culture war issues in the name of "justice", "rights", "radical inclusion" and "generous orthodoxy", that many believe is driving America to the brink of spiritual suicide indicated by the rise of Nones and the slow death of Protestantism."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2020 08:54 PM (WZ5i4)

567 @387 I think Cleopatra was the last of the Ptolemys, not the first.

It is fun to try to pronounce Ptolemys, though. Classical languages don't have "silent" letters. You just thpit it.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 01, 2020 08:56 PM (8IOEj)

568 There once was a man grilling chicken
Tasty and quite finger lickin'
He loaded a mag,
Then he ran up the flag,
Then the rioters got a deep dickin'.

Posted by: Victoria at June 01, 2020 08:59 PM (hKLpI)

569 > I would like to see more of Kristi Noem.

I like it when she wears a cowgirl outfit.

I'd be down for her giving me a private tour of the hay loft, if you take my meaning.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 01, 2020 09:04 PM (hKLpI)

570 Nood, for those like me who are slow on the uptake.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 01, 2020 09:05 PM (hKLpI)

571 If someone is running toward me with a knife, I should shoot Joey Fingers in the leg ?

Posted by: SMOD at June 01, 2020 09:27 PM (X5CsJ)

572 Jeanne de Clisson. No slouch either.

Posted by: vivi at June 01, 2020 09:36 PM (11H2y)

573 I thought it would take another five months before the MSM would be pro political violence against their political enemies.

I guess MSM buildings can't burn. They seem to believe it anyway.

Posted by: East Bay Jay at June 01, 2020 09:44 PM (Lg/Uq)

574 Midtown Manhattan getting killed tonight. Fredo, Sr and DeBoldhedick are failing miserably.

Posted by: mercenary13 at June 01, 2020 09:55 PM (58UZR)

575 I want to move to Polk County.

Posted by: PJ at June 01, 2020 10:32 PM (qlTN9)

576 Biden?
"Shoot them in the leg"? Would he do it with his shotgun?
Slo' Joe is apparently unaware that a bullet that strikes the upper leg is EXTREMELY likely to lead to DEATH. If the bullet rips though the Femoral artery, massive, virtually uncontrollable bleeding will occur. Alternately, it will shatter the femur itself and as body-weight causes the "target" to fall, jagged bone ends and pieces will probably also slice open the femoral artery, thus equally causing death within minutes. Also, legs are skinnier than full torsos, and well below the normal line off sight at "close-encounters" ranges, thus automatically harder to hit than the standard figure target.

The "twenty-feet rule" applies, ALWAYS.
Never heard of it?
OK.
If you are confronted by a potential assailant who is armed with a knife or club, and who is running towards you; you are in MORTAL DANGER.
If you do not have an appropriate "response" LETHAL weapon in your hand and pointed, (no time for nice sight-pictures) at the assailant by the time the assailant is within TWENTY feet of you, you will probably NOT have time to draw and present your weapon effectively before you are STRUCK by the rapidly advancing villain. Even if you are primarily struck only by a fast-moving body mass, that can be enough to drive you off balance with a distinct probability that the base of your skull will strike the cold, hard ground / pavement with considerable force. DEATH is a distinct likelihood.
When I was training in Tae Kwon Do some years ago, this scenario was
demonstrated as a "motivational" exercise. If you are REALLY fit and
trained and really slick on your feet, you may be able to do some fancy
evasive footwork. However, in the real world.....
You can have a magnificent handgun and the best ammo on the market, but, without regular, proper training in basic marksmanship, handling drills and "awkward social encounters", these items are just fancy paperweights.

See also:
Mozambique Drill.
Two to the centre of body mass, one to the face. Repeat, keep calm and reload. You can throw-up or develop "jelly" legs LATER, because you will still be ALIVE!.

Posted by: Bruce at June 01, 2020 11:43 PM (ETUel)

577 The violence in Soho, Little Italy, and the East Village (NYC) last night was cataclysmic. Crowds of thousands of violent thugs roaring through our streets, smashing windows, setting off explosions, burning cars, and at 3 am I heard them shooting a man 2 blocks away: the police on Broadcastify were saying they were in pursuit of four black males in white masks up Crosby Street, who had just shot a man in the back; the helicopters were right overhead all night, blades thundering, as they tracked the various violent mobs.
I heard explosions as the rioters and looters reached my block, and heard on the scanner that they had set fires; then smoke started to come into my windows. I could hear they were trying in a mob to wrench open the security gates to a defenseless store, then the roar of triumph and the crash as they succeeded; then the sound of plate glass windows being smashed. And the fire truck came around the corner with sirens wailing, and 2 cop cars as outriders because these savages attack the firemen as well.
This was going on all around us all night. When I heard the gunfire, I started to think seriously about sightlines and getting behind brick walls and away from the windows. The police choppers overhead were lighting up the roofs to find snipers.
This is Mogadishu, also known as downtown Manhattan.
OH, and Mayor Warren Wilhelm, aka Bill de Bolshevik, did NOT see fit to issue any curfews -- but his worthless daughter was arrested in the riots on Sunday, so there's that. Only after the worthless POS Cuomo called the guy did he limply issue a joke of a curfew tonight: 11:00. What a piece of shit.
I talked to cops on the street: there were two on each block along Houston Street, and I thanked several of them and told them decent people appreciated their being out there. I asked if the mayor was finally allowing them to arrest these goons, and they said yes: I said, but that means they'll just get a desk appearance ticket and be turned loose, right? and they said "We can just arrest them and bring them in. It's up to the mayor what happens after that," with a wry look. It was pretty clear that most of the beat cops are fed up with all this leftwing "hands off" bullshit.
And on the scanner, I heard over the last two nights, the phrase "Not engaging": obviously, those were their orders. Only last night did they finally start to bring some of these fukkers in.

Posted by: Beverly at June 02, 2020 12:23 AM (SBMUk)

578 No riots in Alaska so far, but then again, nearly everyone is armed and EVERYONE knows it.

Posted by: Lisl at June 02, 2020 02:16 AM (tvBpH)

579 This country was over when it elected the shit-colored Jug-earred Sodomite. Trump has done nothing to defend his own voters. Like all conservatives he worships brown people who will never vote for him. No one will defend White people and until someone does this awful garbage will continue unabated.

Posted by: mGrant at June 02, 2020 11:48 AM (YgTsl)

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