Antifa Sets Historic St. John's Church in DC Ablaze;
Leftwing Media Denies Church is Burning to Protect Antifa Allies

"Antijournalism," someone callled it, but honestly, I had just called it that myself before seeing that tweet.


The "mainstream" media -- the propaganda arm and communications division of antifa -- sprayed lies all over the internet, claiming that a church which was clearly burning was not in fact burning. Anything to protect their Revolutionary Comrades.

Here's Brian Stelter engaging in Stalinesque antijournalism:

stelterliesaboutchurch


He would later delete his PR for antifa. Don't want that evidence lying around.

Later, this morbidly obese transexual potato fake-apologized for spinning for his antifa allies:

CNN's media pundit Brian Stelter apologized on Sunday after he was mocked for falsely claiming the historic St. John's Church showed "no sign of smoke or fire" as it was shown ablaze live on television.


As authorities clashed with demonstrators in Washington, D.C. for the third straight night, the parish house connected to the historic St. John's Episcopal Church across the street from the White House was set on fire late Sunday -- and the chaos was aired live on Fox News.

...

The reporter, Daily Caller's Katrina B. Haydon, responded that she was watching it live on Fox News -- but Stelter didn't take her word for it.

"You can see the church on your TV, right? No sign of smoke or fire at the church. Small fires across the street. Your tweet is going viral, and it's not accurate," Stelter responded.



Brian Stelter "apologized," but instead of taking responsibility for instantly jumping to protect antifa, he blamed... "this website" -- Twitter -- for making him act the fool.

He fucking does the same thing on his gay-ass tv show, too. Does Twitter make him do that?

Notice he immediately attempts to preemptively attack his critics, but accusing them of "using this brief exchange to distract from what really matters -- the protesters (you mean the rioters?), the police, and the church."

So he's telling you you can't criticize him for his antifa leanings.

Some apology!

By the way, this guy does nothing but report on Fox. His show is all about Fox. That's his idea of "media criticism" -- attacking Fox all day.

So it's very strange that when people were telling him that Fox was showing live video of the church burning, he refused to avail himself of the evidence.

Does he actually watch Fox, or does he just get clips sent to him by allies at Media Matters?



Journalists are meanwhile complaining... that their Aristocratic Privileges aren't being respected:

Posted by: Ace at 03:06 PM




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1
first, I'll get the otters

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 01, 2020 03:06 PM (9C0cu)

2 Brian Stelter -- Where's the donut?

That's his average acumen on any situation.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 01, 2020 03:07 PM (Z4rgH)

3 This has been a Message from :

The Department of Truth

Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2020 03:08 PM (nn5xg)

4 Weird formatting going on. And I read the content!

Posted by: Vance at June 01, 2020 03:08 PM (KbgjX)

5 fuck you tater

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at June 01, 2020 03:09 PM (JFO2v)

6 Fox has vid of people marching in a suburban neighborhood

That will not end well

Posted by: Yo! at June 01, 2020 03:09 PM (arxmH)

7 Reliable Cuckage

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 01, 2020 03:09 PM (Z4rgH)

8 It looks like the mob should have finished burning down CNN.

Stelter may have listened then.

Or caused a toxic fire as he melted.

Posted by: Vance at June 01, 2020 03:09 PM (KbgjX)

9 3 This has been a Message from :

The Department of Truth
Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2020 03:08 PM (nn5xg)

You are going to love the Ministry of Love.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at June 01, 2020 03:09 PM (JFO2v)

10 Dog ate my homework > The website made me do it

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 01, 2020 03:09 PM (+y/Ru)

11 [Later, this morbidly obese transexual fake-apologized for spinning for his antifa allies:]

I take issue with the notion that this person possesses sexuality of any sort.

Posted by: jbspry at June 01, 2020 03:10 PM (8V4Sv)

12
One group of journalists I follow on here is upset that rioters are burning down churches in DC. Another group is upset that Cleveland police are preventing journalists from entering protest zones. Guess which group better reflects what pisses off Americans more.

============

The one that wants access to the protest zones, right?

Because America is pretty much 100% secularist now, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 01, 2020 03:10 PM (LvTSG)

13 In Brian's Defense, his wife was n the other room getting gangbanged by some Peaceful Protestors.

Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2020 03:10 PM (nn5xg)

14 Tater was just trying to wing someone, not hit them in the heart, cmon people!

Posted by: Paste du jour at June 01, 2020 03:10 PM (nFRLh)

15 Gray on gray??

Posted by: Yo! at June 01, 2020 03:10 PM (arxmH)

16 I blame Tater for the grey boxes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 01, 2020 03:10 PM (LvTSG)

17
This is not the fire you were looking for.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2020 03:10 PM (mht8P)

18 The grays have taken over! Activate amulet of whiteness powers.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 01, 2020 03:10 PM (KnJdm)

19 oh, we're all grey now

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 01, 2020 03:10 PM (W2Pud)

20

You can't hide your lyin' eyes
And your smile is a thin disguise
I thought by now you'd realize
There ain't no way to hide your lying eyes

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 01, 2020 03:10 PM (sy5kK)

21 Willowed:

I saw something last night that Antifa is telling their comrades to scrub their electronic footprint because the Feds are now involved. I'll bet Twatter is helping them



All those hood rats using their cellphone cams to livestream their activities and post selfies?

Hello geotags.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2020 03:10 PM (4RRDi)

22 I am thinking that ace's no contest divorce thing is no longer available as best case scenario.

Posted by: blaster at June 01, 2020 03:11 PM (ZfRYq)

23 We have always set fire to St. John's.

Wait, I'm not getting this right.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 01, 2020 03:11 PM (gd9RK)

24 Shit. I think even the local news here said the church was on fire.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at June 01, 2020 03:11 PM (C+We0)

25 Donuts were in his line of site???

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 01, 2020 03:11 PM (j7aNt)

26
Fixed. Thank me.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2020 03:11 PM (s2VJv)

27 Yeah, and then when the "journalists" who have covered for antifa and company, are allowed in, and get mauled, they'll scream at the cops for letting them in.

I'm with the cops on this one, though, I'm sorely tempted to let journalists find out and receive, up close and personal, that they've been agitating for.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 01, 2020 03:11 PM (5pybm)

28 CNN has been whining about having a reporter arrested for days now. HOW DARE YOU ARREST YOUR BETTERS!!!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 01, 2020 03:11 PM (KZzsI)

29 The Greybeards have summoned you, Dragonborn.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 01, 2020 03:11 PM (ufFY8)

30 "I take issue with the notion that this person possesses sexuality of any sort."

The castrati don't want him, either. He's not manly enough.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 01, 2020 03:11 PM (naEeR)

31 15 Gray on gray??
Posted by: Yo! at June 01, 2020 03:10 PM (arxmH)


It's the latest in fashion!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 01, 2020 03:11 PM (sy5kK)

32 Well, I guess it's clear that America is at war.

One side is waging it with help from most of the media, some of the politicians, and the other side is....


Well?

Waiting for permission?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 01, 2020 03:11 PM (z79tQ)

33 I'm not convinced Brian Stelter is real.

Evidence to support claim:

1. He claims to be 36 but is obviously > 45
2. Says he has children
3. Cartoonish like grin
4. Can't figure out basic shit like if something is on fire
5. Obviously gay but forces you to believe he isn't

Fight me!

Posted by: MJ at June 01, 2020 03:11 PM (gAMkn)

34 Next up - Brian reports on

My Most Memorable Encounter With A Strap-On On A Mechanical Bull

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 01, 2020 03:11 PM (Z4rgH)

35 26
Fixed. Thank me.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2020 03:11 PM (s2VJv)

=========

Thanks, me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 01, 2020 03:12 PM (LvTSG)

36 1 Willowed:

I saw something last night that Antifa is telling their comrades to scrub their electronic footprint because the Feds are now involved. I'll bet Twatter is helping them



All those hood rats using their cellphone cams to livestream their activities and post selfies?

Hello geotags.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2020 03:10 PM (4RRDi)
*******
They were tracking long before it was announced ! That asshole is puckering

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 01, 2020 03:12 PM (j7aNt)

37 Gray on gray??
====

Blue on blue is better.

Posted by: Bobby Vinton at June 01, 2020 03:12 PM (vg8iE)

38 One group of journalists I follow on here is upset that rioters are burning down churches in DC. Another group is upset that Cleveland police are preventing journalists from entering protest zones. Guess which group better reflects what pisses off Americans more.


Send the media in.
That gun toting operator you hired as security? No. He doesn't go. He's not media.

Enjoy.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2020 03:12 PM (4RRDi)

39
Activate amulet of whiteness powers.

Damn Amulet of Whiteness cost me a place in the NBA!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2020 03:12 PM (mht8P)

40 What is the legal limit on the number of people going to church, not to worship, but to burn it down?

And what does Roberts say about that?

Posted by: Eeyore at June 01, 2020 03:12 PM (ZbwAu)

41 Looks like Tater got himself baked.

Posted by: Obligatory at June 01, 2020 03:12 PM (WdocV)

42 Shorter Twatter: MSM faggots lie.

Does anyone have any reliable info on the extent of damage to the church? Not that setting it on fire was not an evil act, even if it only did $0.50 worth of damage.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 01, 2020 03:12 PM (xY33I)

43 37 Gray on gray??
====

Blue on blue is better.
Posted by: Bobby Vinton at June 01, 2020 03:12 PM (vg8iE)

==========

I did not need to know about your Smurf fetish.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 01, 2020 03:12 PM (LvTSG)

44 ....over a fire.

Posted by: Obligatory at June 01, 2020 03:13 PM (WdocV)

45 Not the rEaL aNTiFa tho!!!!!111

Posted by: Average Twitter Zombie at June 01, 2020 03:13 PM (0GJk6)

46
What the actual fuck is wrong with Stetler?

Posted by: fixetupper at June 01, 2020 03:13 PM (nw6Hr)

47 Fixed. Thank me.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2020 03:11 PM (s2VJv)

Until Ace saves his version...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 01, 2020 03:13 PM (dLLD6)

48 Blackface thread!

Posted by: banned minstril shows at June 01, 2020 03:13 PM (difCO)

49 I'm just happy any time Stetler has to eat the egg off his face, along with a nice big side order of...

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 01, 2020 03:13 PM (L2ZTs)

50 33 I'm not convinced Brian Stelter is real.

Evidence to support claim:

1. He claims to be 36 but is obviously > 45
2. Says he has children
3. Cartoonish like grin
4. Can't figure out basic shit like if something is on fire
5. Obviously gay but forces you to believe he isn't

Fight me!
Posted by: MJ at June 01, 2020 03:11 PM (gAMkn)
______

You avoid the real question. Is he a sandwich, or a Christmas movie?

Posted by: Eeyore at June 01, 2020 03:13 PM (ZbwAu)

51 >>Next up - Brian reports on


Shetland Ponies : Too Short to Ride. Too Tall to Fuck. What are these things even good for?

Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2020 03:13 PM (nn5xg)

52 At this point, there is damned little I believe anymore, except for Fundamental Beliefs that I adhere to. I have been lied to too much.

Posted by: tubal at June 01, 2020 03:13 PM (90T4r)

53 Grays within grays...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 01, 2020 03:13 PM (ejd/p)

54 Stelter refuses to believe that the people who attacked CNN HQ would do a thing like that.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 01, 2020 03:13 PM (oVJmc)

55 Fixed. Thank me.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2020 03:11 PM (s2VJv)


We weren't done with the gray jokes yet, dammit.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 01, 2020 03:13 PM (Z4rgH)

56 "Well, I guess it's clear that America is at war."

From a handful of buildings being burnt and looted? Are they claiming territory? Are they declaring themselves to be a government?

We're not at war. Riots are not a war. Don't try to start one.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 01, 2020 03:14 PM (naEeR)

57 These are not the actions of a party who believes Trump is toast and Biden is a shoo-in. The desperation and fear is palpable and smells like rotten taters and failure.

Posted by: Fortcoins at June 01, 2020 03:14 PM (1vIuC)

58 What does his not apology even mean? The worst impulses of this site - to just instantly accuse someone of lying when they've provided a cite for their source?

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 01, 2020 03:14 PM (GbPPJ)

59 Some burning churches are more equal than others.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at June 01, 2020 03:14 PM (JFe9H)

60 ugh.

I just want my life back.

I want to go to a mariners game, watch them get crushed by the D-Rays, drink warm, expensive beer and eat a shitty hot dog. In the rain.

is that too much to ask?

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 01, 2020 03:14 PM (W2Pud)

61 Damn. That's what I get for reading the content.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 01, 2020 03:14 PM (ejd/p)

62 Who are you gonna believe, me or your lying eyes?

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 01, 2020 03:15 PM (JUOKG)

63 >>I'm just happy any time Stetler has to eat the egg off his face


Pretty sure that's not egg...

like.

As sure as the fact that I am not going out on a limb, there.

Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2020 03:15 PM (nn5xg)

64 13 In Brian's Defense, his wife was n the other room getting gangbanged by some Peaceful Protestors.
Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2020 03:10 PM (nn5xg)
_______

If she has to live with Brian, surely she deserves some pleasure out of life.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 01, 2020 03:15 PM (ZbwAu)

65 Good lord, Tater. Couldn't you see the tentacles of smoke rising from the church?

Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at June 01, 2020 03:15 PM (9vQJW)

66 Brian Reports:

I'm here at the So-Called 'Grand Canyon'.

There's no canyon, people.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 01, 2020 03:15 PM (+b1ew)

67 That CNN turnabout from supporting rioters to "how dare you???" when their main office was attacked was some top notch comedy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 01, 2020 03:15 PM (KZzsI)

68 57 These are not the actions of a party who believes Trump is toast and Biden is a shoo-in. The desperation and fear is palpable and smells like rotten taters and failure.
Posted by: Fortcoins at June 01, 2020 03:14 PM (1vIuC)

===========

Yeah, why sow chaos when your guy is 10 points ahead.

That's when you start making plans for governance because of your mandate, not setting fires to scare people.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 01, 2020 03:15 PM (LvTSG)

69 After the way Big Religion Inc. has submitted to the fake pandemic mongers and refused to minister to the flock, maybe setting a church on fire is a pointless gesture.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 01, 2020 03:15 PM (y7DUB)

70 There. Are. Four. Fires.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at June 01, 2020 03:15 PM (C+We0)

71 "What the actual fuck is wrong with Stetler?"

Raised by a single weasel.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 01, 2020 03:15 PM (naEeR)

72 Why does this feel like I'm watching Kristallnacht live?

Posted by: CaptKludge at June 01, 2020 03:15 PM (g2uaa)

73 Brian Stetler's Profile Pic looks like a Balding Potato Woman.

Posted by: Surfperch at June 01, 2020 03:15 PM (tVQUs)

74 Getting the lie out there first is more important than the truth.

The Minneapolis mayor knew it was a lie that out-of- state people were the only ones arrested

10s of thousands saw him say it, tens of thousands more saw it repeated.

1% might see his retraction; where he blamed the police for giving him false information

Just as he intended

Posted by: RoyalOil at June 01, 2020 03:15 PM (KGt+u)

75 More proteges going on her.e Now the local news is calling them prayerful protests, because somebody has moment of silence by a street preacher . I guess people have figured out peaceful means something else.

Posted by: Ripley at June 01, 2020 03:15 PM (MxEKc)

76 Boy, the people who always say 'Twitter is a garbage shithole platform that makes people behave in an evil fashion' sure do tweet a lot.

Posted by: El Kabong at June 01, 2020 03:15 PM (datdl)

77 I appreciate the tater. I really do.

He is the dim-witted, distilled, concentrated essence of the American press. They are *all* Stelter, it's just that most are better at hiding it. But to see them all for what they really are, just look at the tater.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 01, 2020 03:16 PM (hYcqw)

78 Apropos, but when does Stelter hit puberty?

His voice is fucking killing me.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 01, 2020 03:16 PM (+b1ew)

79 Brian Stetler's Profile Pic looks like a Balding Potato Woman.
======

Fuck you.

Posted by: Mrs. Potato Head at June 01, 2020 03:16 PM (vg8iE)

80 is that too much to ask?
___

Barack will never allow you to go back to your lives as usual, uninvolved, uninformed.

Posted by: Michelle Obama at June 01, 2020 03:16 PM (WdocV)

81 I'm just happy any time Stetler has to eat the egg off his face


Pretty sure that's not egg...

like.

As sure as the fact that I am not going out on a limb, there.
Posted by: garrett



Looks like egg whites.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2020 03:16 PM (4RRDi)

82 The worst impulses of this site

I am not honestly sure what the heck he's talking about or means with that line.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 01, 2020 03:16 PM (KZzsI)

83 60 ugh.

I just want my life back.

I want to go to a mariners game, watch them get crushed by the D-Rays, drink warm, expensive beer and eat a shitty hot dog. In the rain.

is that too much to ask?
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 01, 2020 03:14 PM (W2Pud)

===========

I want to hear stories of your coworkers. Must be fascinating.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 01, 2020 03:16 PM (LvTSG)

84
is that too much to ask?

Posted by: nurse ratched


Next thing, you'll be thinking they can win the pennant. Better to crush your hopes he.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2020 03:16 PM (mht8P)

85 74
Getting the lie out there first is more important than the truth.



The Minneapolis mayor knew it was a lie that out-of- state people were the only ones arrested



10s of thousands saw him say it, tens of thousands more saw it repeated.



1% might see his retraction; where he blamed the police for giving him false information



Just as he intended

Posted by: RoyalOil at June 01, 2020 03:15 PM (KGt+u)
Played out every day via fake news in the MSM. Lead with a fake or misleading story, then bury the retraction (if there is even one) in the bottom left corner of page 8.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 01, 2020 03:16 PM (N39Ws)

86 It was a mostly peaceful church burning.

Posted by: Methos at June 01, 2020 03:16 PM (kOpft)

87 is that too much to ask?
___

Barack will never allow you to go back to your lives as usual, uninvolved, uninformed.
Posted by: Michelle Obama


F You Mike.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2020 03:16 PM (4RRDi)

88 Brian Stelter on

My Favorite Pony Up My Shitchute

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 01, 2020 03:16 PM (Z4rgH)

89 I'm just happy any time Stetler has to eat the egg off his face, along with a nice big side order of...
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 01, 2020 03:13 PM (L2ZTs)

Stettler (two "t's") is a perfectly nice town in Central Alberta,not far from my home.

SteLTer, OTOH, is the cock-curious soi-boi with the Simoniz haircut.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 01, 2020 03:17 PM (xY33I)

90 I guess people have figured out peaceful means something else.

***

I've seen that on a number of non-political forums where people joke about the "mostly peaceful" riots.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2020 03:17 PM (WdocV)

91 Posted by: Fortcoins at June 01, 2020 03:14 PM (1vIuC)


there are FOUR LIGHTS, PICARD!!!!

FOUR LIGHTS!!!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 01, 2020 03:17 PM (sy5kK)

92
So we have antifa and antija?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 01, 2020 03:17 PM (eWqtM)

93 "Send in the troops" isn't what's needed.

4 a.m. FBI/DHS raids on the financiers and organizers of the mayhem is what's needed.

Posted by: filbert at June 01, 2020 03:17 PM (NiXyF)

94 "Why does this feel like I'm watching Kristallnacht live?"

If it's Kristallnacht, then Antifa are playing the role of the Nazis and blacks are playing the role of the Jews.

Sounds about right, but ISTR that Kristallnacht was supported by the federal government.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 01, 2020 03:17 PM (naEeR)

95
The say Teter's face moves when he talks is simultaneously repulsive and hypnotic.

Posted by: fixetupper at June 01, 2020 03:17 PM (nw6Hr)

96 Thanks JJ Sefton for fixing the blog!

Until Ace saves, apparently. And then we'll all watch every comment get stuck with the blink tag from 1998 or something.

That would be hilarious. And probably bring all our computers to their knees rendering every comment in a blink tag... simultaneously.

Posted by: Vance at June 01, 2020 03:17 PM (KbgjX)

97
They weren't burning it, they were smoking it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2020 03:17 PM (mht8P)

98 Old and busted: I've got the blues

New and shiny: I've got the greys

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 01, 2020 03:17 PM (+y/Ru)

99 "Why does this feel like I'm watching Kristallnacht live?

Posted by: CaptKludge"

Because conservatives are going to be blamed for rioting and destruction by those responsible for it.

Posted by: Ripley at June 01, 2020 03:17 PM (MxEKc)

100 These fires gives us an opportunity for an obvious teaching lesson on how to start fires and make delicious S'mores soon afterward. It's win win!

Posted by: Joey "Clamps" Biden at June 01, 2020 03:18 PM (bi3O6)

101 26


Fixed. Thank me.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2020 03:11 PM (s2VJv)

Thanks, me.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 01, 2020 03:18 PM (KnJdm)

102 CNN and their ilk are domestic terrorists and should be treated as such. THAT'S RIGHT -- I said it ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2020 03:18 PM (l1M8r)

103 One gets the impression that the current MSM and NT's, had they existed back then, would have cheered on the burning of Washington DC by the British in 1814, and then shrugged calling it a protest.

Posted by: Boswell at June 01, 2020 03:18 PM (32YRo)

104 >>"Why does this feel like I'm watching Kristallnacht live?"


This is nothing like that.

That was targeted.

This is Free Form.

Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2020 03:18 PM (nn5xg)

105 Brian felt better about apologizing once he got to have some quality time with his Hitachi Magic Wand.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 01, 2020 03:18 PM (L2ZTs)

106 "4 a.m. FBI/DHS raids on the financiers and organizers of the mayhem is what's needed."

No-knock raids with drawn guns and every cop filled up with coffee and twitching like mad.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 01, 2020 03:18 PM (naEeR)

107

Well, the 2nd autopsy by family says Asphyxia due to neck and back compression.

Here we go again.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2020 03:18 PM (Saar8)

108 But St. John was a racist Confederate, right?
So burn, baby, burn!

Posted by: PJ at June 01, 2020 03:18 PM (qlTN9)

109 102 CNN and their ilk are domestic terrorists and should be treated as such. THAT'S RIGHT -- I said it ...
Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2020 03:18 PM (l1M8r


What he said.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 01, 2020 03:18 PM (+b1ew)

110 Why does this feel like I'm watching Kristallnacht live?

Posted by: CaptKludge



I would say you are watching Kristallnacht Live, except for the fact that Kristalnacht was the leader of Germany's play to have a reason to suspend the Reichstag, whereas this is the party out of power, the DemonRats, having their militia, PantyFa, foment violence in order to make the leader of the country look bad.

So, totally different. No way Trump suspends Congress or any of our rights as a result of this. Trump has been the most law abiding president we've had since George Washington.

Having said this, of course I see your point.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 01, 2020 03:19 PM (BM2fS)

111 Getting the lie out there first is more important than the truth.
While Whitmer works the "emotionally unstable" attack...

"send a clear signal that this administration is determined to sow
the seeds of hatred and division, which I fear will only lead to more
violence."


See this is ex-wife talk right here.

As soon as you make a logical point she counters with ,

"Why are you so ANGRY?" "Do you have to be so LOUD??" and "I am so FRIGHTENED by you."


Whitmer is STBX Karen to a fault.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at June 01, 2020 03:19 PM (JFe9H)

112 I want to go to a mariners game, watch them get crushed by the D-Rays, drink warm, expensive beer and eat a shitty hot dog. In the rain.

is that too much to ask?

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 01, 2020 03:14 PM (W2Pud)


I'll give you free beer, spit like a baseball player, and, well, about that hotdog...

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 01, 2020 03:19 PM (Z4rgH)

113 91 Posted by: Fortcoins at June 01, 2020 03:14 PM (1vIuC)


there are FOUR LIGHTS, PICARD!!!!

FOUR LIGHTS!!!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 01, 2020 03:17 PM (sy5kK)


( Okay, this must be a " meme" about something)

Posted by: tubal at June 01, 2020 03:19 PM (90T4r)

114 The buildin' is on FIRE!

Posted by: Tulsa Woman at June 01, 2020 03:19 PM (9vQJW)

115
Enola Gay visits Hiroshima to protest Pearl Harbor.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2020 03:19 PM (mht8P)

116 I'm not convinced Brian Stelter is real.

I'm not convinced the voice of his they air on CNN is real. It's so obviously meant to sound like the Mark Dice videos.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 01, 2020 03:19 PM (ZGrMX)

117 They were tracking long before it was announced ! That asshole is puckering

when they claimed last week that a lot of the rioters were from out of town my first thought was the tracking footprints they would have left. Phone tower pings, credit card runs, etc.

I once received a call from Chase asking if my card usage was correct 200 miles from my residence at 9pm. I had just charged a tank of gas on my way up to East Texas.

Posted by: DanMan at June 01, 2020 03:19 PM (XTiHL)

118 In a better world the News Museum would have survived a little long longer just to be burnt down by terrorist antifa.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 01, 2020 03:19 PM (r+sAi)

119

If they fire Tater, he always has a job teaching transsexuals how to masturbate.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 01, 2020 03:19 PM (sy5kK)

120 The amount of cuckholdry coming from Woke Capital like Nike, Amazon etc.. is amazing.
Tweets encouraging the rioters to loot them more... with their blessing !!

Posted by: McCool at June 01, 2020 03:20 PM (9X4u5)

121 Kristallnacht? Kristallwochen!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 01, 2020 03:20 PM (+y/Ru)

122 "Brian felt better about apologizing once he got to have some quality time with his Hitachi Magic Wand."

He seems more like a "Sybian with Power Fist attachment" guy to me.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 01, 2020 03:20 PM (naEeR)

123 These riots are annoying but we've had far, far worse ones in the US before. These snowflake onesie-packing soi bois would we themselves if confronted by rioters from the past.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 01, 2020 03:20 PM (KZzsI)

124 Hey Antifa! Brian Stelter told me has has a serious man crush on President Trump, sexually speaking. And, Brian also said he is sick and tired of lawlessness and immigration abuses. Can you believe that shit?!?!

He can be found at CNN's offices when he's not partying in the Hamptons with that MAGA dude, Fredo Cuomo.

Want the address?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at June 01, 2020 03:20 PM (NVYyb)

125 77
I appreciate the tater. I really do.



He is the dim-witted, distilled, concentrated essence of the
American press. They are *all* Stelter, it's just that most are better
at hiding it. But to see them all for what they really are, just look at
the tater.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 01, 2020 03:16 PM (hYcqw)

Yeah, but how much stupid can be concentrated in one human being potato-shaped thing? He's like the black hole of stupid.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 01, 2020 03:20 PM (KnJdm)

126 I want to go to a mariners game, watch them get crushed by the D-Rays, drink warm, expensive beer and eat a shitty hot dog. In the rain.


omg I miss life. That sounds glorious. I have two hugs from the hot bartendress over the last two weeks. That's all I've got.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 01, 2020 03:20 PM (gd9RK)

127 If you've never read a book illuminated by a roaring church fire, you haven't lived.

Posted by: Joey "Clamps" Biden at June 01, 2020 03:20 PM (bi3O6)

128 Well, the 2nd autopsy by family says Asphyxia due to neck and back compression.



Here we go again.


Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2020 03:18 PM

---

Did anyone think it would have said anything different?

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 01, 2020 03:21 PM (JUOKG)

129
We're not at war. Riots are not a war. Don't try to start one.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 01, 2020 03:14 PM (naEeR)


Keep telling yourself that.
If there was a low-level insurrection starting, what would look different?
Claiming ground?
Listen to the chants some time.
Who's streets? Our streets!

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 01, 2020 03:21 PM (z79tQ)

130 If these terrorists aren't stopped, they'll burned down Notre Dame next. Oh, wait ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2020 03:21 PM (l1M8r)

131 121 The amount of cuckholdry coming from Woke Capital like Nike, Amazon etc.. is amazing.
Tweets encouraging the rioters to loot them more... with their blessing !!
Posted by: McCool at June 01, 2020 03:20 PM (9X4u5

Seriously??

I'll bet their stockholders will love that.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 01, 2020 03:21 PM (+b1ew)

132 Like Mr. Cleese said: "No, it isn't!"

Posted by: klaftern at June 01, 2020 03:21 PM (RuIsu)

133 He seems more like a "Sybian with Power Fist attachment" guy to me.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 01, 2020 03:20 PM (naEeR)


Our surgeons did what they could, but it took them two hours just to remove the smile from his face.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 01, 2020 03:21 PM (t+qrx)

134

Robert Johnson, founder of Black Entertainment Television, told CNBC on Monday the U.S. government should provide $14 trillion of reparations for slavery to help reduce racial inequality.

"Wealth transfer is what's needed," he argued. "Think about this. Since 200-plus-years or so of slavery, labor taken with no compensation, is a wealth transfer. Denial of access to education, which is a primary driver of accumulation of income and wealth, is a wealth transfer."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2020 03:21 PM (aKsyK)

135 The "mainstream" media -- the propaganda arm and communications division of antifa -- sprayed lies all over the internet, claiming that a church which was clearly burning was not in fact burning. Anything to protect their Revolutionary Comrades.



==


They've been spreading lies and engaging in coverup on one hand, flaming racial hatred on the other. Soviet propaganda has nothing on these guys.

Posted by: runner at June 01, 2020 03:21 PM (zr5Kq)

136 Until Ace saves, apparently. And then we'll all watch every comment get stuck with the blink tag from 1998 or something.

That would be hilarious. And probably bring all our computers to their knees rendering every comment in a blink tag... simultaneously.
Posted by: Vance at June 01, 2020 03:17 PM (KbgjX)
+++++++++++++
That tag is called "marquee."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 01, 2020 03:21 PM (hYcqw)

137 The amount of cuckholdry coming from Woke Capital like Nike, Amazon etc.. is amazing.

People, even on the left, are already mocking the white-text-on-black images all these cuck companies are posting to their Twitter accounts to grovel for being white.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 01, 2020 03:21 PM (ZGrMX)

138
The amount of cuckholdry coming from Woke Capital like Nike, Amazon etc.. is amazing.
Tweets encouraging the rioters to loot them more... with their blessing !!


Posted by: McCool at June 01, 2020 03:20 PM (9X4u5)


Good. Now the "peaceful" protestors should move on to their corporate headquarters.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 01, 2020 03:21 PM (pHBfl)

139 132 121 The amount of cuckholdry coming from Woke Capital like Nike, Amazon etc.. is amazing.
Tweets encouraging the rioters to loot them more... with their blessing !!
Posted by: McCool at June 01, 2020 03:20 PM (9X4u5

Seriously??

I'll bet their stockholders will love that.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 01, 2020 03:21 PM (+b1ew)

===========

And Nike's stock will continue to climb.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 01, 2020 03:22 PM (LvTSG)

140
These snowflake onesie-packing soi bois would we themselves if confronted by rioters from the past.

Dead Rabbits vs. Soi Bois.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2020 03:22 PM (mht8P)

141 Apparently Fredo's ratings are dropping steadily. I think people have growing contempt for him after that idiotic Wuhan Flu "illness" stunt he pulled. And his shows with his brother didn't help.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 01, 2020 03:22 PM (KZzsI)

142 He seems more like a "Sybian with Power Fist attachment" guy to me.

___

As fancy as they make these machines, they still doesn't have that human touch IYKWIM.

Posted by: Barack Obama at June 01, 2020 03:22 PM (WdocV)

143 135

Robert Johnson, founder of Black Entertainment Television, told CNBC on Monday the U.S. government should provide $14 trillion of reparations for slavery to help reduce racial inequality.

"Wealth transfer is what's needed," he argued. "Think about this. Since 200-plus-years or so of slavery, labor taken with no compensation, is a wealth transfer. Denial of access to education, which is a primary driver of accumulation of income and wealth, is a wealth transfer."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2020 03:21 PM (aKsyK)

===========

"Will you stop complaining about inequality then, or will there just be another demand after that?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 01, 2020 03:22 PM (LvTSG)

144 In late - how much damage was done to the church? Is the fire out now?

Posted by: grammie winger at June 01, 2020 03:22 PM (lwiT4)

145 "I once received a call from Chase asking if my card usage was correct 200 miles from my residence at 9pm. I had just charged a tank of gas on my way up to East Texas."

The credit card companies have systems watching for charges from unusual locations because that's a sign of fraud. Travelling overseas, you ALWAYS let the credit card company know before you leave, or you might find they "protect" you when you most need some cash.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 01, 2020 03:23 PM (naEeR)

146 Bonfire of the Inanities

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 01, 2020 03:23 PM (nFRLh)

147 Yeah, but how much stupid can be concentrated in one human being potato-shaped thing? He's like the black hole of stupid.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 01, 2020 03:20 PM (KnJdm)
++++++++++++
That's easy. There are some very stupid people in the world.

Here's a better question: how can someone with so much concentrated stupid rise to a high level of an organization, and what does it say about that organization?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 01, 2020 03:23 PM (hYcqw)

148 These riots are annoying but we've had far, far
worse ones in the US before. These snowflake onesie-packing soi bois
would we themselves if confronted by rioters from the past.


Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 01, 2020 03:20 PM

---

Yep, they ain't got $hit on the 60s and 70s. There were literally bombs going off across the Country on a daily basis back then.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 01, 2020 03:23 PM (JUOKG)

149 Corporate media is burning itself down as badly as the cities are burning.

It either survives because its benefactors (China, Soros, The Globalists) are THAT committed to its survival, or it dies an ignominious death. And with it, its subsidiary, the Democrat Party.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 01, 2020 03:23 PM (hku12)

150 Crowdfisting.

Posted by: klaftern at June 01, 2020 03:23 PM (RuIsu)

151 What an asinine use of subterfuge from Stelter (calling twitter "this website", "foolish impulses").

Yeah, he just got caught up in the fervor of the mob that was actually on site.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at June 01, 2020 03:23 PM (ch6++)

152 I have been watching a lot of old baseball games on Youtube to make up for the lack of MLB right now. The sad thing is, its just making me realize what a weak game it is these days, run by such idiots.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 01, 2020 03:23 PM (KZzsI)

153 If they really want to guarantee Biden's victory they need to burn down the Smithsonian.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 01, 2020 03:23 PM (o2MD2)

154 93 "Send in the troops" isn't what's needed.

4 a.m. FBI/DHS raids on the financiers and organizers of the mayhem is what's needed.
Posted by: filbert at June 01, 2020 03:17 PM (NiXyF)

And call OAN to film it!

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 01, 2020 03:23 PM (NgKpN)

155 Well, the 2nd autopsy by family says Asphyxia due to neck and back compression.


Here we go again.



WHEEL.
OF.

AUTOPSY!

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at June 01, 2020 03:23 PM (JFe9H)

156 Willowed from last thread:
Hey horde,
Have to work from home today because
of AZ curfew and rioting near my office. I just want to agree with what
Iron Grampa said. I am secure with my mortality, but if
family/home/friends are threatened, force with be met with force. I took
an oath when I joined the USMC and that oath did not end when I was
discharged nor does it have a shelf life. The US of A is still the
greatest country and we still have patriots. Stay safe, have a plan and
keep your head on a swivel.


Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 01, 2020 03:21 PM (k/TB6)

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 01, 2020 03:23 PM (k/TB6)

157 BTW -- the real reason Stelter was upset was the burning public bathrooms. His sex life is RUINED!

Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 01, 2020 03:24 PM (naEeR)

158 Here's a better question: how can someone with so much concentrated
stupid rise to a high level of an organization, and what does it say
about that organization?
___

He may be dumb as a brick....but golf ball through a garden hose....

Posted by: Tater's boss at June 01, 2020 03:24 PM (WdocV)

159 As long as the comment boxes display white privilege, we shouldn't dis Tater.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 01, 2020 03:24 PM (CsIyd)

160 We should be able to burn anything we want. The building owner should have insurance.

And we should be able to shoot anyone we want, they should have bought a level IV protection body suit.


Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 01, 2020 03:24 PM (e284m)

161 Kristalnacht was the leader of Germany's play to have a reason to suspend the Reichstag,


Except that the Reichstag fire was 1933, and accomplished its goal, and Kristallnacht was 1938.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 01, 2020 03:24 PM (gd9RK)

162 I find Catholic Churches burn brightest for reading books and other literature. Episcopalian church fires are best used to provide moderate warmth and for general memorization.

Posted by: Joey "Clamps" Biden at June 01, 2020 03:24 PM (bi3O6)

163
( Okay, this must be a " meme" about something)
Posted by: tubal at June 01, 2020 03:19 PM (90T4r)

guess you aren't a ST:NG fan. And my memory failed, because after reading up on it, I said the wrong number.

But despite my mistake, the comment is valid.


The torture scene in this episode is nearly verbatim from Nineteen Eighty-Four's "2 + 2 = 5". In the novel, the slogan is a primary example of doublethink, the ability of the totalitarian ruling party to exert such control they can even make people admit obvious falsehoods. Sensory evidence - or in the case of the novel, analytic truth - is internalized as insanity, and external statements are internalized as true, even when the subject isn't actually insane. The captors are showing their strength not just by forcing the captive, but by forcing reality itself.

At the end of the novel, the main character is being tortured into admitting that 2 + 2 is in fact 5. Unlike Picard, he does break - he admits to seeing five fingers even though he really only sees four. This begins a downward slide into compliance with the state.

Orwell invented this kind of situation as an allegory for the propaganda of the Nazi party, although he also applied it to Communism in Russia.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 01, 2020 03:24 PM (sy5kK)

164 Oh those zany right wingers torching a Church.. Their specialty

Posted by: It's me donna at June 01, 2020 03:24 PM (Zmnko)

165 161
We should be able to burn anything we want. The building owner should have insurance.

And we should be able to shoot anyone we want, they should have bought a level IV protection body suit.




Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 01, 2020 03:24 PM (e284m)
Or at least life insurance.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 01, 2020 03:25 PM (N39Ws)

166 Effete Trans-tuber

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 01, 2020 03:25 PM (Niu5G)

167 Meanwhile, the FBI, instead of tracking down and prosecuting Antifa goons and funding, is celebrating Pride Month
https://1clickurls.com/khUO1zN

Posted by: McCool at June 01, 2020 03:25 PM (9X4u5)

168 CNN's media pundit Brian Stelter apologized on Sunday after he was
mocked for falsely claiming the historic St. John's Church showed "no
sign of smoke or fire" as it was shown ablaze live on television.



Baghdad Bob: Hey Tater, quit stealing my schtick

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 01, 2020 03:25 PM (pHBfl)

169 I keep asking how much of this shit we're supposed to take. I guess the answer is an infinite amount. There is no end.

Our side is comprised of the most forbearing people on earth, or masochists.

Just an idea for Kayleigh at her next press briefing. Put Cassandra Fairbanks tweets and story up on the screen and ask every reporter there if they condone or condemn what she went through. Every fucking one. Put them on the record. It's way past time to turn these press briefings into counter-interrogatives on the media.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 01, 2020 03:25 PM (H8QX8)

170 In late - how much damage was done to the church? Is the fire out now?
Posted by: grammie winger at June 01, 2020 03:22 PM (lwiT4)


Good question, if it was contained to the basement, maybe some floor foundation damage. Presumably repairable.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 01, 2020 03:25 PM (hku12)

171 Here's a better question: how can someone with so much concentrated stupid rise to a high level of an organization, and what does it say about that organization?

Well that, and while I'm no model, I still look more like a news anchor than he does. Who the hell hires this bald round putz to read the news on TV?? Gives him his own show????

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 01, 2020 03:25 PM (KZzsI)

172 >>"Wealth transfer is what's needed," he argued. "Think about this. Since 200-plus-years or so of slavery, labor taken with no compensation, is a wealth transfer. Denial of access to education, which is a primary driver of accumulation of income and wealth, is a wealth transfer."



Suck my dick.

Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2020 03:25 PM (KmJNX)

173 157
Willowed from last thread:
Hey horde,
Have to work from home today because

of AZ curfew and rioting near my office. I just want to agree with what

Iron Grampa said. I am secure with my mortality, but if

family/home/friends are threatened, force with be met with force. I took

an oath when I joined the USMC and that oath did not end when I was

discharged nor does it have a shelf life. The US of A is still the

greatest country and we still have patriots. Stay safe, have a plan and

keep your head on a swivel.




Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 01, 2020 03:21 PM (k/TB6)



Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 01, 2020 03:23 PM (k/TB6)

So nice, it should be said thrice.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 01, 2020 03:25 PM (KnJdm)

174 Seriously you, guys.

Stetler's a victim. A VICTIM!

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at June 01, 2020 03:25 PM (JFe9H)

175 So are we still doing corona virus or not?

Remember last week when anybody who wanted to go back to work was scolded that they needed to stay home or else they wanted people to die?

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at June 01, 2020 03:25 PM (LZ7Gl)

176 Protesters have made the mistake of shutting down Atlanta downtown connector at the start of rush hour, which has already returned to normal suckiness. This will piss off more people than the riots.

Posted by: Ripley at June 01, 2020 03:26 PM (MxEKc)

177 Meanwhile, Newsmax reports that Jeff Zucker is considering a run for New York City Mayor in 2021.

Posted by: mercenary13 at June 01, 2020 03:26 PM (58UZR)

178 >>Except that the Reichstag fire was 1933, and accomplished its goal, and Kristallnacht was 1938.


Man, this is a Stelter Thread. Facts mean nothing here.

Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2020 03:26 PM (KmJNX)

179 Duh Thumb's hair must've gotten in xhis eyes. It's as believable as all xhis other stupid drivel.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Unbanned Chapter at June 01, 2020 03:26 PM (vGJY7)

180 "Wealth transfer is what's needed," he argued. "Think about this. Since 200-plus-years or so of slavery, labor taken with no compensation, is a wealth transfer. Denial of access to education, which is a primary driver of accumulation of income and wealth, is a wealth transfer."

The only people denying poor blacks an education is other poor blacks in the classroom and middle-class blacks in the government.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 01, 2020 03:26 PM (naEeR)

181 Tater made a hash of that situation.

Posted by: goodluckduck at June 01, 2020 03:26 PM (V8zw+)

182 Brian Stetler is my favorite news source....what?

Posted by: Cow Patty at June 01, 2020 03:26 PM (3tPHY)

183 Looters and thugs drove to their targets in fancy SUV and cars that are much more expensive that many of you or I own. Tell me again how this is about inequality and economic disparity.

Posted by: runner at June 01, 2020 03:26 PM (zr5Kq)

184 156 Well, the 2nd autopsy by family says Asphyxia due to neck and back compression.

This is the autopsy doc who said Epstein didn't hang himself isn't it?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 01, 2020 03:26 PM (Zmnko)

185 173 >>"Wealth transfer is what's needed," he argued. "Think about this. Since 200-plus-years or so of slavery, labor taken with no compensation, is a wealth transfer. Denial of access to education, which is a primary driver of accumulation of income and wealth, is a wealth transfer."



Suck my dick.
Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2020 03:25 PM (KmJNX)

==========

Will he deduct wealth transfers to black Americans that have already taken place?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 01, 2020 03:26 PM (LvTSG)

186
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 01, 2020 03:24 PM (e284m)
Or at least life insurance.


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 01, 2020 03:25 PM (N39Ws)
By extension is should be okay if a cop kneels on someone's neck right till they die, right?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 01, 2020 03:26 PM (e284m)

187 Well, the 2nd autopsy by family says Asphyxia due to neck and back compression.


Here we go again.


WHEEL.
OF.

AUTOPSY!
Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at June 01, 2020 03:23 PM (JFe9H)


Wuhan Virus not a good option in this case.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2020 03:26 PM (Saar8)

188 Tell me again about reparations.

Posted by: runner at June 01, 2020 03:26 PM (zr5Kq)

189 They sure showed that Polish General last night.

Posted by: Quint at June 01, 2020 03:26 PM (hHxp2)

190 OK, so.

Anyone here today who owned a slave in the US *MUST* pay reparations to anyone here today who was a slave in the US.

Seems fair.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at June 01, 2020 03:26 PM (C+We0)

191 Well, the 2nd autopsy by family says Asphyxia due to neck amd back compression.

There goes my boating accident theory.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 01, 2020 03:26 PM (oVJmc)

192 Does Brian even know how to delete his tweets? Or does he have to suck someone off to get them to do it?

Of course, for Stelter, that's win-win.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 01, 2020 03:26 PM (ZbwAu)

193 Methodist church fires are useless.

Posted by: Joey "Clamps" Biden at June 01, 2020 03:27 PM (bi3O6)

194 *more than

Posted by: runner at June 01, 2020 03:27 PM (zr5Kq)

195 Brian felt better about apologizing once he got to have some quality time with his Hitachi Magic Wand.

Posted by: qdpsteve



I think it was a two headed Obama dildo.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 01, 2020 03:27 PM (BM2fS)

196 Just an idea for Kayleigh at her next press
briefing. Put Cassandra Fairbanks tweets and story up on the screen and
ask every reporter there if they condone or condemn what she went
through. Every fucking one. Put them on the record. It's way past time
to turn these press briefings into counter-interrogatives on the media.





Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 01, 2020 03:25 PM (H8QX

Especially if she dresses as a dominatrix.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 01, 2020 03:27 PM (ufFY8)

197 Presumably repairable.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 01, 2020 03:25 PM (hku12)



Thanks Burt

Posted by: grammie winger at June 01, 2020 03:27 PM (lwiT4)

198 Meanwhile, Newsmax reports that Jeff Zucker is considering a run for New York City Mayor in 2021.

Posted by: mercenary13 at June 01, 2020 03:26 PM (58UZR)

=================
Another way to read this is that Zucker justifiably expects to be fired soon from his job.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at June 01, 2020 03:27 PM (NVYyb)

199 Shetland Ponies : Too Short to Ride. Too Tall to Fuck. What are these things even good for?
Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2020 03:13 PM (nn5xg)


Lucky bastard.

Posted by: Rabid Moroccan Donkey with a ruptured asshole at June 01, 2020 03:27 PM (trt/7)

200 >>Will he deduct wealth transfers to black Americans that have already taken place?


The cost of the Great Society would be enough to put them in debtor's prisons.

Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2020 03:27 PM (KmJNX)

201 In a better world the News Museum would have survived a little long longer just to be burnt down by terrorist antifa.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 01, 2020 03:19 PM (r+sAi)

I hope it stays intact just long enough for Trump to hold his inauguration ball there next January...

Posted by: Boswell at June 01, 2020 03:28 PM (32YRo)

202 Well, the 2nd autopsy by family says Asphyxia due to neck and back compression.

This is the autopsy doc who said Epstein didn't hang himself isn't it?
Posted by: It's me donna at June 01, 2020 03:26 PM (Zmnko)


The John Roberts of medical examiners.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2020 03:28 PM (Saar8)

203 172 Well that, and while I'm no model, I still look more like a news anchor than he does. Who the hell hires this bald round putz to read the news on TV?? Gives him his own show????
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 01, 2020 03:25 PM (KZzsI)


They were charmed by his deep, resonant, masculine voice.

Posted by: Splunge at June 01, 2020 03:28 PM (dOV9E)

204 191 OK, so.

Anyone here today who owned a slave in the US *MUST* pay reparations to anyone here today who was a slave in the US.

Seems fair.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at June 01, 2020 03:26 PM (C+We0)

===========

Will descendants of Chinese immigrants who worked on the transcontinental railroad have to pay as much as descendants of slave owners, such as Kamala Harris?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 01, 2020 03:28 PM (LvTSG)

205 >>>I'm not convinced Brian Stelter is real.<<<

Think of Brian as a moonpie with extra marshmallow.

Posted by: Fritz at June 01, 2020 03:28 PM (95j/9)

206 Did anyone think it would have said anything different?
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 01, 2020 03:21 PM (JUOKG)

You get the autopsy you pay for. Which saying, I have four bits to put toward to troll's autopsy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 01, 2020 03:28 PM (xY33I)

207 Can you subtract any welfare from reparations or is that Gone with the Wind?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 01, 2020 03:28 PM (r+sAi)

208 I think it was a two headed Obama dildo.
___

Wow, way to make the situation worse man.

Posted by: Jennifer Connolly in that one seen at June 01, 2020 03:28 PM (WdocV)

209 60 ugh.

I just want my life back.

I want to go to a mariners game, watch them get crushed by the D-Rays, drink warm, expensive beer and eat a shitty hot dog. In the rain.

is that too much to ask?
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 01, 2020 03:14 PM (W2Pud)

what are you talking about?

it never rains in Seattle.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 01, 2020 03:28 PM (sy5kK)

210 Robert Johnson, founder of Black Entertainment Television, told CNBC on Monday the U.S. government should provide $14 trillion of reparations for slavery to help reduce racial inequality.

"Wealth transfer is what's needed," he argued. "Think about this. Since 200-plus-years or so of slavery, labor taken with no compensation, is a wealth transfer. Denial of access to education, which is a primary driver of accumulation of income and wealth, is a wealth transfer."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2020 03:21 PM (aKsyK)
+++++++++++++
Not really any different from what Obama said, just more blunt and overtly racist:

"It's not that I want to punish your success, I just want to make sure that everybody who is behind you, that they've got a chance at success too," Obama told the plumber.

"My attitude is that if the economy's good for folks from the bottom up, it's going be good for everybody. If you've got a plumbing business, you're gonna be better off if you've got a whole bunch of customers who can afford to hire you, and right now everybody's so pinched that business is bad for everybody, and I think when you spread the wealth around, it's good for everybody."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 01, 2020 03:28 PM (hYcqw)

211 Any one know if the federal courts count anything filed by midnight on the day it's due as timely?
Or is it 5PM?

Cause judge Sullivan has an hour and a half to 5PM eastern.

Posted by: RoyalOil at June 01, 2020 03:28 PM (KGt+u)

212 So Barr has deployed the true skull crushers - the federal riot teams - aka, the guys trained to take back over a prison during a riot.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 01, 2020 03:28 PM (+b1ew)

213
omg I miss life. That sounds glorious. I have two hugs from the hot bartendress over the last two weeks. That's all I've got.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 01, 2020 03:20 PM (gd9RK)



Well, you also have the Amazing Beard of Awesometude.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 01, 2020 03:28 PM (GbPPJ)

214 Brian Stetler is the Horde's favorite source of... laughter.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 01, 2020 03:28 PM (L2ZTs)

215 Strange how those followup autopsys always say EXACTLY what they need to say?

Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2020 03:28 PM (KmJNX)

216 182
Tater made a hash of that situation.
==========
Yeah, he was fried.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at June 01, 2020 03:28 PM (NVYyb)

217 Seems to me that payments to a person based on skin color would run into some Constitutional issues.

Assuming Roberts doesn't call it a tax.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at June 01, 2020 03:28 PM (C+We0)

218 Here we go again.

This happens every so often in court cases. The defense trots out one expert the prosecution another, both give their position and then the jury who knows almost nothing about the job or the science has to figure out what is what.

All autopsies are best guesses. I mean all science is, really, but very, very informed guesses. Highest probability. But autopsies are a lot more interpretation and "this is consistent with" because there is no magic formula, humans are very complicated and injuries can be incredibly deceptive or difficult to work out at times.

So you can often interpret the same data various ways to reach a conclusions. And the best of them say things like "consistent with" and "my conclusion is" rather than "this is absolutely what happened"

But that makes for bad press so you get idiot "re-imaginings" of statements that are absolute.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 01, 2020 03:29 PM (KZzsI)

219 Tater and his Antifa-loving comrades know that when that church was lit on fire, when we see the monuments in DC covered in graffiti is the moment normies say: crush them NOW.

Saw a picture of the a fountain or monument base in Lafayette Park and it is completely covered in graffiti, all colors, lord knows how many people participated. Never thought I would see that.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2020 03:29 PM (bDqIh)

220 Seriously you, guys.

Stetler's a victim. A VICTIM!
Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at June 01, 2020 03:25 PM (JFe9H)
........

What about me?

Posted by: the donut Tater just fucked at June 01, 2020 03:29 PM (v0R5T)

221 Brian, we wanted a boy.
- Brian's parents.

Posted by: Archer at June 01, 2020 03:29 PM (gmo/4)

222 Denial of access to education, which is a primary driver of accumulation of income and wealth, is a wealth transfer."
=========

Who's denying anyone access? I do see a whole hell of a lot of leading horses to water, but them not drinking, however.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 01, 2020 03:29 PM (vg8iE)

223 We wouldn't say it's burning so much as oxidizing.

Posted by: Xi NN at June 01, 2020 03:29 PM (8DRUP)

224 Well, the 2nd autopsy by family says Asphyxia due to neck and back compression.

This is the autopsy doc who said Epstein didn't hang himself isn't it?
Posted by: It's me donna


Is he a doctor like Dr. Jill is?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2020 03:29 PM (4RRDi)

225 Someone help a Brutha out here....

Ive read and heard that Bush sent in Troops to the LA riots. But now people say Trump cant do that only governors can.

So how did Bush do it but Trump cant? And I am sincerely asking as I was not old enough in 1992 to keep up with what was happening in such a detailed way. I was in high school and basically just remember Rodney King riots and Koreans on rooftops.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at June 01, 2020 03:29 PM (4T0BB)

226 Except that the Reichstag fire was 1933, and accomplished its goal, and Kristallnacht was 1938.


Man, this is a Stelter Thread. Facts mean nothing here.
Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2020 03:26 PM (KmJNX)


1933? 1938?

Looks suspiciously like math. How DARE you, sir!

Posted by: BurtTC at June 01, 2020 03:29 PM (hku12)

227 To clarify: I was saying that Dem/media/Antifa are the Nazis/brownshirts. There are plenty of government officials that have come out in support of Antifa and will look to use any resistance to the riots as a pretext to attack anyone who stands up to it. Trump or ordinary citizens.

I wasn't implying that they would follow every event of the Nazis rise to power.

Posted by: CaptKludge at June 01, 2020 03:29 PM (g2uaa)

228 "The torture scene in this episode is nearly verbatim from Nineteen Eighty-Four's "2 + 2 = 5". In the novel, the slogan is a primary example of doublethink, the ability of the totalitarian ruling party to exert such control they can even make people admit obvious falsehoods. Sensory evidence - or in the case of the novel, analytic truth - is internalized as insanity, and external statements are internalized as true, even when the subject isn't actually insane. The captors are showing their strength not just by forcing the captive, but by forcing reality itself."

Theodore Dalrymple makes the point that this is the very purpose of socialist propaganda -- to force you to state a lie. Thus gay marriage, "evil America", transgender crap, etc. -- if they can make you mouth those lies, even if you don't believe them, they can make you say anything.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 01, 2020 03:29 PM (naEeR)

229 224 Denial of access to education, which is a primary driver of accumulation of income and wealth, is a wealth transfer."
=========

Who's denying anyone access? I do see a whole hell of a lot of leading horses to water, but them not drinking, however.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 01, 2020 03:29 PM (vg8iE)

=========

Who's in charge of those education establishments that service most of the black youth?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 01, 2020 03:30 PM (LvTSG)

230 Well, you also have the Amazing Beard of Awesometude.
___

For the record, I have the best beard.

Posted by: Barack Obama at June 01, 2020 03:30 PM (WdocV)

231 Thank you, J.J.!

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2020 03:30 PM (PbpT7)

232 178
Meanwhile, Newsmax reports that Jeff Zucker is considering a run for New York City Mayor in 2021.


Hey, the man ran the number four cable news network and REGULARLY pulled in hundreds of viewers.

That's the kind of guy you want to put your faith in, no?


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 01, 2020 03:30 PM (oVJmc)

233
"If a single Catholic church is burned, this city will become a second Moscow." - "Dagger John" Hughes, Archbishop of New York, 1844

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2020 03:30 PM (mht8P)

234 I find it hard to imagine what would be needed to provoke non- fascist America to violently fight back. Just not seeing it, except in very rare cases.

Posted by: tubal at June 01, 2020 03:30 PM (90T4r)

235 Well, the 2nd autopsy by family says Asphyxia due to neck and back compression.

--

Whatcha need? Disability from whiplash? Back injury from a car wreck? Ah, asphyxia due to neck and back compression? Yeah, we got that.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Atlanta last had a Republican mayor in the 1870s at June 01, 2020 03:30 PM (rImxe)

236 Michigan lock down order lifted. 12 days early

Posted by: Creek at June 01, 2020 03:30 PM (kVYYT)

237 So are we still doing corona virus or not?



Remember last week when anybody who wanted to go back to work was
scolded that they needed to stay home or else they wanted people to die?





Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at June 01, 2020 03:25 PM (LZ7Gl)



Seems like ages ago. I don't know who's still in lockdown or who's free or who gets to sit in a restaurant or what churches are locked.

Posted by: grammie winger at June 01, 2020 03:30 PM (lwiT4)

238 He's just a victim. How appropriate a response was that.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 01, 2020 03:30 PM (mEjqT)

239 236 I find it hard to imagine what would be needed to provoke non- fascist America to violently fight back. Just not seeing it, except in very rare cases.
Posted by: tubal at June 01, 2020 03:30 PM (90T4r)

===========

Actually showing up to areas that aren't totally controlled by the Democratic Party?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 01, 2020 03:31 PM (LvTSG)

240 Who invented gin and tonics?

That guy is awesome!

Posted by: Yo! at June 01, 2020 03:31 PM (arxmH)

241 Brian Stelter is Divine.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 01, 2020 03:31 PM (oVJmc)

242 The John Roberts of medical examiners.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2020 03:28 PM (Saar

If you need the cause of death to space aliens, he's available for that...

Posted by: Boswell at June 01, 2020 03:31 PM (32YRo)

243 Presumably repairable.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 01, 2020 03:25 PM (hku12)



Thanks Burt
Posted by: grammie winger at June 01, 2020 03:27 PM (lwiT4)


Mind you, I'm not saying I KNOW it was contained to the basement, just that if it was, I would assume the main body of the church will be fine.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 01, 2020 03:31 PM (hku12)

244 I could have bet a autopsy by a family side would say its what the family wanted it to be.

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2020 03:31 PM (ZCEU2)

245 233 Thank you, J.J.!
Posted by: ace at June 01, 2020 03:30 PM (PbpT7)


There is no "I in TEAM

(together, everyone annoys me.)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2020 03:31 PM (s2VJv)

246 Seems like ages ago. I don't know who's still in lockdown or who's free
or who gets to sit in a restaurant or what churches are locked.

___

You may shop for groceries. But first you will blow me.

Posted by: Fuhrer Whitmer at June 01, 2020 03:31 PM (WdocV)

247 Later, this morbidly obese transexual potato fake-apologized for spinning for his antifa allies:

LMAO!

Posted by: demoncrat at June 01, 2020 03:31 PM (saATQ)

248 Michigan lock down order lifted. 12 days early

Posted by: Creek at June 01, 2020 03:30 PM (kVYYT)



Who knew that riots could defeat the corona? We shoulda started throwing bricks two months ago.

Posted by: grammie winger at June 01, 2020 03:31 PM (lwiT4)

249 Reparations is just a stupid dog- whistle. Never happen, unless we go Full Fascist.

Posted by: tubal at June 01, 2020 03:32 PM (90T4r)

250 Well, the 2nd autopsy by family says Asphyxia due to neck and back compression.

"by family". Yeah. Uh-huh.

Posted by: t-bird at June 01, 2020 03:32 PM (8DRUP)

251 My wife got up this morning and made a comment about not recognizing the country she grew up.

I didn't disagree.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 01, 2020 03:32 PM (5pybm)

252 Yeah Robert Johnson is welcome to emigrate or kill himself, his choice. But vomiting his racist idiocy on the country is not. Idiot.

But it's very representative. Look at the jaw-dropping idiocy and degradation of corporations apologizing to racist vandals, and governors openly endorsing chaos while spreading racist lies.

But freezing antifa bank accounts will fix the racist idiocy that afflicts over half the country and most of its institutions. Or something.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 01, 2020 03:32 PM (El6T/)

253 243 Brian Stelter is Divine.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 01, 2020 03:31 PM (oVJmc)


Literally "Divine."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2020 03:32 PM (s2VJv)

254 We're not at war. Riots are not a war. Don't try to start one.

I guess it's a matter of perspective. If you were just burned out of your job and home, your opinion might change a bit.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Unbanned Chapter at June 01, 2020 03:32 PM (vGJY7)

255 Presumably repairable.



Posted by: BurtTC at June 01, 2020 03:25 PM (hku12)



Thanks Burt


Posted by: grammie winger at June 01, 2020 03:27 PM (lwiT4)

they need to catch the people who did it. I believe other nations have severe laws against those who commit arson against a nation's heritage and culture. It is odd we are so blaise about it. Not anyone here but it is a bit odd that this stuff seems like regular business to a lot of people. I could think of some places where attacking cultural sites would be frowned upon.

Posted by: Quint at June 01, 2020 03:32 PM (hHxp2)

256 Ive read and heard that Bush sent in Troops to the LA riots. But now people say Trump cant do that only governors can.

Well here's how I understand it:

There are two kinds of troops that can be activated like this. There are state guards (like the Oregon Guard) and national guards. Each are under different control. Trump cannot activate state guards, only the national ones. And he can only do so when an emergency has been declared.

Posse Comitatus outlaws the use of regular military in the US against US citizens unless there's a state of war.

That's how I understand it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 01, 2020 03:32 PM (KZzsI)

257 251 Reparations is just a stupid dog- whistle. Never happen, unless we go Full Fascist.

Joe has "hinted" he's open to it

Posted by: It's me donna at June 01, 2020 03:32 PM (Zmnko)

258 "So Barr has deployed the true skull crushers - the federal riot teams - aka, the guys trained to take back over a prison during a riot."

Where?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 01, 2020 03:33 PM (naEeR)

259
"Wealth transfer is what's needed,"

*checks opportunities in bling, rims and hair extensions*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2020 03:33 PM (mht8P)

260 Looks suspiciously like math. How DARE you, sir!

Posted by: BurtTC at June 01, 2020 03:29 PM (hku12)


A disturbing trend I've noticed here as of late.

And no, I'm not buying the "it's a password with special characters" ploy again.

Posted by: clutch cargo at June 01, 2020 03:33 PM (8B6Ng)

261 Thank you, J.J.!
Posted by: ace at June 01, 2020 03:30 PM (PbpT7)


Yes, thank you.

Nobody needs that nonsense today.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 01, 2020 03:33 PM (hku12)

262 Third autopsy finds George Floyd is not dead at all and is starting his new life as a white woman named Olivia.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 01, 2020 03:33 PM (oVJmc)

263 135

Robert Johnson, founder of Black Entertainment Television, told CNBC on Monday the U.S. government should provide $14 trillion of reparations for slavery to help reduce racial inequality.

"Wealth transfer is what's needed," he argued. "Think about this. Since 200-plus-years or so of slavery, labor taken with no compensation, is a wealth transfer. Denial of access to education, which is a primary driver of accumulation of income and wealth, is a wealth transfer."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2020 03:21 PM (aKsyK)

The billionaire Robert Johnson?

Yeah, if he doesn't get the fact I wasn't oppressing anyone for 200 years because I wasn't alive, then it's over.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 01, 2020 03:33 PM (sy5kK)

264 My wife got up this morning and made a comment about not recognizing the country she grew up.

I didn't disagree.
====

I've been saying that for about ten years now. And I haven't been 29 for that long.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 01, 2020 03:33 PM (vg8iE)

265 Literally "Divine."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2020 03:32 PM (s2VJv)
------------

Hey, I had some talent, unlike this two bit clown!

Posted by: Zombie Divine at June 01, 2020 03:33 PM (5pybm)

266 Who knew that riots could defeat the corona? We shoulda started throwing bricks two months ago.

Posted by: grammie winger at June 01, 2020 03:31 PM (lwiT4)

Well, absolutely. Ah well, lesson learned. At least the left has shut the fuck up about the evils of protest.

Only to replace it with the virtues of theft and rape, but hey. At least the honest counter is, "shooting 'looters' is what we've all been waiting for."

Posted by: trev006 at June 01, 2020 03:33 PM (qvEe8)

267 I guess it's a matter of perspective. If you were just burned out of your job and home, your opinion might change a bit.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Unbanned Chapter at June 01, 2020 03:32 PM (vGJY7)

the old line about a recession and a depression.

not saying we are at war but you make a good point on perspective.

Posted by: Quint at June 01, 2020 03:33 PM (hHxp2)

268
Seems like ages ago. I don't know who's still in lockdown or who's free or who gets to sit in a restaurant or what churches are locked.
Posted by: grammie winger at June 01, 2020 03:30 PM (lwiT4)


I went to a restaurant with the 'rents yesterday and will get my hair did tomorrow.

I almost feel like an actual human.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 01, 2020 03:33 PM (GbPPJ)

269 >Well, the 2nd autopsy by family says Asphyxia due to neck amd back compression.


**Marks down Covid-19 as cause of death**



Posted by: Muad'dib at June 01, 2020 03:34 PM (sjdRT)

270 Only to replace it with the virtues of theft and rape, but hey
___

I like rape.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at June 01, 2020 03:34 PM (WdocV)

271 OK, so.

Anyone here today who owned a slave in the US *MUST* pay reparations to anyone here today who was a slave in the US.

Seems fair.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn.


I'll be happy to pay reparations to any descendants of slaves who were held by the North Carolina Sharkman wing of the family, out of the death benefits paid for the 17 Minnesota, Ohio, Massachusetts and Connecticut Sharkman gentlemen who died fighting for the Union during the Late Unpleasantness.

We'll see who comes out on top with 12% interest accruing per annum on both.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 01, 2020 03:34 PM (BM2fS)

272 First autopsy showed death from being black in a democrat run city.

I think I see the problem.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at June 01, 2020 03:34 PM (Sc1df)

273

LOL, the timing


Michigan stay home order lifted: Read Gov. Whitmer's full executive order

you don't say...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2020 03:34 PM (Saar8)

274 Who invented gin and tonics?


The Royal Navy. Quinine for malaria, lime to prevent rickets and scurvy, gin because gin.

It is the drink of Empire and I'm celebrating the Empire right now.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 01, 2020 03:35 PM (gd9RK)

275 "241 236 I find it hard to imagine what would be needed to provoke non- fascist America to violently fight back. Just not seeing it, except in very rare cases.
Posted by: tubal at June 01, 2020 03:30 PM (90T4r)"

The problem is, the non-fascist have jobs and families and their lives don't revolve around politics. Unless things get really bad and threaten those things, they have better things to do with their time.

Posted by: goodluckduck at June 01, 2020 03:35 PM (V8zw+)

276 Who invented gin and tonics?

I don't think anyone knows but supposedly its origins were in the Indian occupation by Britain, to protect soldiers and get them to be willing to go there to serve. Didn't do much for the other diseases and maladies but it was helpful against Malaria.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 01, 2020 03:35 PM (KZzsI)

277 259 251 Reparations is just a stupid dog- whistle. Never happen, unless we go Full Fascist.

Joe has "hinted" he's open to it
Posted by: It's me donna at June 01, 2020 03:32 PM (Zmnko)

===========

The fact that reparations is getting floated again cements the idea in my mind that Democrats are really, really scared of losing the black vote.

They floated it last year and it went away when polling made it very clear that it was really unpopular with the public at large.

And now, it's come back again right after Joe Biden made it obvious that he thinks black people are a lesser race subject to the whims of white Democrats?

They're convinced they're losing the black vote at a rate that makes winning nationally impossible.

This is panic.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 01, 2020 03:35 PM (LvTSG)

278 47 Fixed. Thank me.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2020 03:11 PM (s2VJv)

Until Ace saves his version...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 01, 2020 03:13 PM (dLLD6)

You guys are so busy. How do cob loggers find time to fill the feed hoppers with Purina Hamster Chow?

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 01, 2020 03:35 PM (e1mEI)

279 >I almost feel like an actual human.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 01, 2020 03:33 PM (GbPPJ)


A wee, tiny, fluffy bunny of a human, but its still all good.

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 01, 2020 03:35 PM (sjdRT)

280 So how did Bush do it but Trump cant? And I am sincerely asking as I was not old enough in 1992 to keep up with what was happening in such a detailed way. I was in high school and basically just remember Rodney King riots and Koreans on rooftops.
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at June 01, 2020 03:29 PM (4T0BB)

Two ways.

1. The Constitution, where a STATE legislature in session, or the Gov, asks the Feds for help saying rule of law cannot be maintained.

2. Insurrection Act of 1807, which allows the President by Exec Order to deploy either Militia or Federal Troops, to restore order in a State where rule of law has broken down.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 01, 2020 03:35 PM (NgKpN)

281 Anyone here today who owned a slave in the US *MUST* pay reparations to anyone here today who was a slave in the US. 

Seems fair. 
Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at June 01, 2020 03:26 PM (C+We0) 

Only if sponsors and members of urban street gangs start paying back the victims of their crimes. Otherwise, time to start sending criminals and their supporters to Liberia for re-education.

Posted by: trev006 at June 01, 2020 03:35 PM (qvEe8)

282 There is no "I in TEAM



There is, however, a Me.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 01, 2020 03:35 PM (Niu5G)

283 Robert Johnson, founder of Black Entertainment Television, told CNBC on Monday the U.S. government should provide $14 trillion of reparations for slavery to help reduce racial inequality. ...
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2020 03:21 PM (aKsyK)
+++++++++++++++++
Moreover, where does he expect $14 trillion to come from. Based on last year's GDP of $21.43 trillion (and spoiler alert: this year's is gonna be lower), how does he expect to extract 65% of all US production? And the US black population is about 40 million. Assume they all get a slice. That amounts to $350,000 for each of them - or about $140k *more* than the amount each taxpayer currently owes on the national debt.

The US stock market is worth about $33 trillion. How does he propose to come up with 40% of the combined stock market's market cap to pay for this? Hell, forget about the stock market, this is 35% of the US *bond* market.

Do these people even stop to think about scale before throwing out ridiculous bullshit like this?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 01, 2020 03:35 PM (hYcqw)

284 Family paid for another medical exam? Didn't they know they could just come here, some commenters already figured it all out.

And why bother? They're not bothering with an actual trial, are they?

Posted by: rhomboid at June 01, 2020 03:35 PM (El6T/)

285 Out of an abundance of caution, the City of Naperville is closing City
Hall to employees and the public at noon and suggesting that downtown
Naperville businesses close, as well, due to multiple, unconfirmed
reports of protests planned throughout the western suburbs. Residents
are advised to avoid the downtown area and to call 9-1-1 immediately if
they witness any criminal or unusual activity throughout town.



The shit is coming to wine mom-ville. Let's see how progressive they feel today

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 01, 2020 03:35 PM (pHBfl)

286 "they need to catch the people who did it. I believe other nations have severe laws against those who commit arson against a nation's heritage and culture. It is odd we are so blaise about it. Not anyone here but it is a bit odd that this stuff seems like regular business to a lot of people. I could think of some places where attacking cultural sites would be frowned upon."

ISTR the left being very, very angry about church burnings in the past couple of decades.


(Until they were exposed as insurance scams, or were just made up.)

Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 01, 2020 03:36 PM (naEeR)

287 We're not at war. Riots are not a war. Don't try to start one.

America has enemies foreign and domestic. Our domestic enemies, an entrenched fifth column with a massive support structure, have declared war on our country.


The fact that their weapons don't use gunpowder doesn't make them less deadly , or less our enemies.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at June 01, 2020 03:36 PM (JFe9H)

288 Robert Johnson, founder of Black Entertainment Television, told CNBC on Monday the U.S. government should provide $14 trillion of reparations for slavery to help reduce racial inequality.

"Wealth transfer is what's needed," he argued. "Think about this. Since 200-plus-years or so of slavery, labor taken with no compensation, is a wealth transfer. Denial of access to education, which is a primary driver of accumulation of income and wealth, is a wealth transfer."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2020 03:21 PM (aKsyK)

The billionaire Robert Johnson?

Yeah, if he doesn't get the fact I wasn't oppressing anyone for 200 years because I wasn't alive, then it's over.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg


Just send Thomas Sowell and Walter Williams in to see this guy with the statistics for how Black Americans had improved their lot in life significantly right up to the mid-60s when the DemonRats decided to try to "help" them by throwing money at them.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 01, 2020 03:36 PM (BM2fS)

289 I almost feel like an actual human.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 01, 2020 03:33 PM (GbPPJ)



Yay! Eating and cutting are my two favorite non-corona things!

Posted by: grammie winger at June 01, 2020 03:36 PM (lwiT4)

290 Conservatives who are saying Van Jones dropped a" truth bomb" wth his remarks about not fearing the KKK, and understanding that the female white Hillary Clinton is the one to fear, really should dig down into what he's saying. He hasn't had a conversion or an awakening. He's just saying that at heart all white people are the KKK.

CNN's Van Jones: "Even the most well-intentioned white person has a virus in his or her brain"

That's just more of the same race baiting BS and excuses for the BLM we've been hearing forever. Nothings changed for him and never will. All white people are inherently racist. And that's what they are teaching our children from birth. And please don't tell me that your kids go to a good school or you live in a conservative area where that isn't happening. Because that's just putting your head in the sand. Look at what's happening right now. It's not limited to blue states or cities. And it's not all out of towners either. Sure it's probably funded and organized, but there sure are a lot of local brainwashed people who believe Van Jones and are willing to join in.

I weep for us.

Posted by: marinemom at June 01, 2020 03:36 PM (ep6ak)

291 One step that would shut this down quickly is for governors to authorize all property owners, business and personal, rented or owned, to utilize lethal force in defense of lives and property with no obligation to retreat and to preemptively immunize them from prosecution for any actions taken.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at June 01, 2020 03:36 PM (aJZbj)

292 >>> I just want my life back.
I want to go to a mariners game, watch them get crushed by the D-Rays, drink warm, expensive beer and eat a shitty hot dog. In the rain.
is that too much to ask?
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 01, 2020 03:14 PM

How's your workplace? I remember you writing something about it being burned or vandalized or something. I'm tired of all this crap. Like a world of bratty kids someone needs to spank the shit out of until their own damn hands hurt.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 01, 2020 03:36 PM (l6b3d)

293 Robert Johnson, founder of Black Entertainment Television, told CNBC on Monday the U.S. government should provide $14 trillion of reparations for slavery to help reduce racial inequality.

"Wealth transfer is what's needed," he argued. "Think about this. Since 200-plus-years or so of slavery, labor taken with no compensation, is a wealth transfer. Denial of access to education, which is a primary driver of accumulation of income and wealth, is a wealth transfer."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2020 03:21 PM (aKsyK)

===

Rich commies are still commies.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 01, 2020 03:36 PM (4BMGG)

294 Can we start doxxing these creeps? All with the wrong names, just to stay as accurate as CNN and MSNBC. You know, Tucker lives at Brian's address. It's the thought that counts.

We can issue a retraction at some point. Maybe in the obits section.

Posted by: clutch cargo at June 01, 2020 03:36 PM (8B6Ng)

295 In my weirder moments I tend to have thoughts that Covid 19 was put out there to stop Trump's massive and massively popular rallies and that these race riots were started to keep the crimes of America's First Black President from getting an open airing

But that's just me

Posted by: JoeF. at June 01, 2020 03:36 PM (CqE5x)

296 Thank you, J.J.!

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2020 03:30 PM (PbpT7)


Oh man. This is some top quality Top Dog suckage.

Next thing ya know, he will be complimenting JJ on the Morning Thread.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 01, 2020 03:36 PM (Z4rgH)

297 Trump needs to call in an A-10 strike

on CNN center

Posted by: Rick in SK at June 01, 2020 03:37 PM (FZYNt)

298 >>I almost feel like an actual human.

You are.


You are just a Miniaturized one.

Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2020 03:37 PM (KmJNX)

299 "Wealth transfer is what's needed," he argued.

"Mind you I don't mean me, I'm not givin you jack s**t. I mean other people gotta give up their money."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 01, 2020 03:37 PM (KZzsI)

300 He may be dumb as a brick....but golf ball through a garden hose....
Posted by: Tater's boss at June 01, 2020 03:24 PM


Apple through a chain-link fence > golf ball through a garden hose

Posted by: AOC at June 01, 2020 03:37 PM (CsIyd)

301 So Barr has deployed the true skull crushers - the federal riot teams - aka, the guys trained to take back over a prison during a riot."

Where?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 01, 2020 03:33 PM (naEeR)

DC - a few Antifa boys are gonna get a hickory haircut tonight.

Posted by: Boswell at June 01, 2020 03:37 PM (32YRo)

302 20 years ago we had

Steve Jobs
Jonny Cash
and Bob Hope

now we have no jobs, no cash and no hope

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 01, 2020 03:37 PM (W2Pud)

303 47 Fixed. Thank me.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2020 03:11 PM (s2VJv)


Oh, you're talking about the format. I was thanking you for trollbusting. So whoever took care of that, thank you.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 01, 2020 03:37 PM (hku12)

304 I find it hard to imagine what would be needed to provoke non- fascist America to violently fight back. Just not seeing it, except in very rare cases.
Posted by: tubal at June 01, 2020 03:30 PM (90T4r)"

- -

Well, assume my suburban NoVA neighborhood is targeted by rioters.

They will learn what "overlapping fields of fire" means.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at June 01, 2020 03:37 PM (C+We0)

305 Do these people even stop to think about scale before throwing out ridiculous bullshit like this?
====

Of course they do.

They know it will never happen. They are, in effect, throwing gas on the fire and breeding more resentment with statements and shit like this. It's all about just keeping that shitpot stirred and stirred and stirred.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 01, 2020 03:37 PM (vg8iE)

306 >>Robert Johnson, founder of Black Entertainment Television, told CNBC on Monday the U.S. government should provide $14 trillion of reparations for slavery to help reduce racial inequality.


Did he just say this?
He suggested this after 6 days of violent rioting. people brutally beaten. police injured and precincts torched, and untold millions in private property damages?
That sounds a lot like extortion.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2020 03:37 PM (bDqIh)

307 157 Willowed from last thread:
Hey horde, Have to work from home today because of AZ curfew and rioting near my office. I just want to agree with what Iron Grampa said. I am secure with my mortality, but if family/home/friends are threatened, force with be met with force. I took an oath when I joined the USMC and that oath did not end when I was
discharged nor does it have a shelf life. The US of A is still the greatest country and we still have patriots. Stay safe, have a plan and keep your head on a swivel.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death
---------
Yep. Semper Fidelis brother.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at June 01, 2020 03:37 PM (k+G9U)

308 Just read about an interesting study that, I guess, shows how pervasive "progressive" attitudes are:

Psychologists took a group of people and asked them:

...Would you rather have:

- a job that paid you $90,000 a year while everyone else in your office gets paid $70,000 a year, OR

- a job that pays you $100,000 a year while everyone else in your office gets $150,000 a year?

Most people chose the $90k a year job. They'd rather have less, so long as everyone else has even less.

Hmmmmmmm

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 01, 2020 03:37 PM (L2ZTs)

309 Robert Johnson can transfer his wealth to whoever he wants.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 01, 2020 03:37 PM (oVJmc)

310 290 He hasn't had a conversion or an awakening. He's just saying that at heart all white people are the KKK.

CNN's Van Jones: "Even the most well-intentioned white person has a virus in his or her brain"

Posted by: marinemom at June 01, 2020 03:36 PM (ep6ak)

===========

That's the reading I got.

And I love it.

The activist left is beginning to hate white people in general. The only white people near them are white Democrats. The only place they can direct their rage is at white Democrats.

The Democratic Party is cracking.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 01, 2020 03:38 PM (LvTSG)

311 I went to a restaurant with the 'rents yesterday and will get my hair did tomorrow.



I almost feel like an actual human.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 01, 2020 03:33 PM (GbPPJ)

I traveled across five western states last week. Lockdown is a joke, and nobody but the bureacrats and Karen's GAS anymore.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 01, 2020 03:38 PM (KnJdm)

312 The shit is coming to wine mom-ville. Let's see how progressive they feel today


Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 01, 2020 03:35 PM (pHBfl)

They will get upset if it hits Barrington.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 01, 2020 03:38 PM (ufFY8)

313 I don't know why FNC is going back and forth on whether it was asphyxiation.

Floyd was alive when Chauvin knelt on his neck and then he wasn't. What does it matter if it's carotid artery compression or asphyxiation? He knelt on his neck until dead.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 01, 2020 03:38 PM (gd9RK)

314 Robert Johnson is the guy who made the deal with Papa Legba down at the Crossroads, right? For a TV station I think.

Posted by: tubal at June 01, 2020 03:38 PM (90T4r)

315 Robert Johnson, founder of Black Entertainment Television, told CNBC on Monday the U.S. government should provide $14 trillion of reparations for slavery to help reduce racial inequality. ...
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2020 03:21 PM (aKsyK)


For how long?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2020 03:38 PM (xCDE6)

316 Has Joe Biden consulted Cornpop?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy. COVID Free since 1975 at June 01, 2020 03:38 PM (dNzKv)

317 "Wealth transfer is what's needed," he argued. "Think about this. Since 200-plus-years or so of slavery, labor taken with no compensation, is a wealth transfer. Denial of access to education, which is a primary driver of accumulation of income and wealth, is a wealth transfer."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2020 03:21 PM (aKsyK)

That's nice, but the people who were slaves aren't alive anymore to collect and the people who were owners aren't around to pay

Too bad.

History.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 01, 2020 03:38 PM (CqE5x)

318 Wow Tater has out done himself. That's remarkable.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 01, 2020 03:38 PM (Q6JxU)

319 298 >>I almost feel like an actual human.

You are.


You are just a Miniaturized one.
Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2020 03:37 PM (KmJNX)

=============

I don't think AtC's flamethrower inspired fear anymore.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 01, 2020 03:38 PM (LvTSG)

320 "The problem is, the non-fascist have jobs and families and their lives don't revolve around politics. Unless things get really bad and threaten those things, they have better things to do with their time."

And a real war puts all of those things in way, way more danger than a reporter's house being attacked or the inner city being burnt.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 01, 2020 03:38 PM (naEeR)

321 How's your workplace? I remember you writing something about it being burned or vandalized or something. I'm tired of all this crap. Like a world of bratty kids someone needs to spank the shit out of until their own damn hands hurt.
Posted by: banana Dream

local news got it wrong. it was a burning vehicle curbside.
a little damage, but nothing major.

I have to leave work 2 hours early. we are being evacuated prior to another peaceful protest this afternoon.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 01, 2020 03:39 PM (W2Pud)

322 I'm all for reparations, after deducting all monies spent helping these future reparations recipients.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 01, 2020 03:39 PM (bi3O6)

323
Since 1965 we've transferred about $22 trillion from those who earn it to those who do not. And that will go on forever.

Robert Johnson can go to the Infernal Reaches.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2020 03:39 PM (s2VJv)

324 TMJ, agree, at least that it's plausible (about the Dem panic).

There is no conceivable bump the Dems will get in the black electorate from this - the robots and racists and will always vote Dem, stupidly, and because they see/have no good alternative, but others will be traumatized by this, understandably. The Dem hold on the male vote was the more tenuous. Possible this particular kind of disaster (security-related) would eat at the female vote too - and that's truly panic time.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 01, 2020 03:39 PM (El6T/)

325 Robert Johnson, founder of Black Entertainment Television, told CNBC on Monday the U.S. government should provide $14 trillion of reparations for slavery to help reduce racial inequality. ...
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2020 03:21 PM (aKsyK)

For how long?


If we are going to continue pretending these riots are about race, can we deduct the damages from that total?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy. COVID Free since 1975 at June 01, 2020 03:39 PM (dNzKv)

326 >>>Robert Johnson, founder of Black Entertainment Television, told CNBC on Monday the U.S. government should provide $14 trillion of reparations for slavery to help reduce racial inequality.

*Crosses fingers that worked*

Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2020 03:39 PM (KmJNX)

327 So Trump CAN send in the military. Da fuq you waiting for Me. president?

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at June 01, 2020 03:39 PM (4T0BB)

328 The shit is coming to wine mom-ville. Let's see how progressive they feel today
***

I can't wait to see the tweets and watch brave protestors fighting racism suddenly become rampaging animals !

Posted by: Bill Clinton at June 01, 2020 03:39 PM (WdocV)

329 "I don't think anyone knows but supposedly its origins were in the Indian occupation by Britain, to protect soldiers and get them to be willing to go there to serve. Didn't do much for the other diseases and maladies but it was helpful against Malaria."

It helped that the ingredients were supplied for free to the soldiers. Yes, the British (at least used to) give their military a daily ration of alcohol.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 01, 2020 03:39 PM (naEeR)

330 I "woke up this morning & recognized the country I grew up in" rather easily... it's 1968, & Nixon's the One!

Posted by: mnw at June 01, 2020 03:39 PM (Cssks)

331 Robert Johnson, founder of Black Entertainment Television, told CNBC on
Monday the U.S. government should provide $14 trillion of reparations
for slavery to help reduce racial inequality.



"Wealth transfer is what's needed," he argued.



How much is he worth? He should start doling his money out if he wants to transfer wealth

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 01, 2020 03:39 PM (pHBfl)

332 Most people chose the $90k a year job. They'd rather have less, so long as everyone else has even less.

"that's real retarded, sir"
--Rachel Jenteal

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 01, 2020 03:40 PM (KZzsI)

333 Deploy the "accursed chimptato hybrid" meme!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, 1st Murder Hornet Squadron at June 01, 2020 03:40 PM (4o2K3)

334 "Guess which group better reflects what pisses off Americans more."

The first one?

Posted by: Chris M at June 01, 2020 03:40 PM (eAZVt)

335 324 TMJ, agree, at least that it's plausible (about the Dem panic).

There is no conceivable bump the Dems will get in the black electorate from this - the robots and racists and will always vote Dem, stupidly, and because they see/have no good alternative, but others will be traumatized by this, understandably. The Dem hold on the male vote was the more tenuous. Possible this particular kind of disaster (security-related) would eat at the female vote too - and that's truly panic time.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 01, 2020 03:39 PM (El6T/)


Especially since it seems that the majority of "protesters" are white.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2020 03:40 PM (s2VJv)

336 Trump needs to call in an A-10 strike



on CNN center


"Lay it in on me, Sandy"

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at June 01, 2020 03:40 PM (JFe9H)

337 Most people chose the $90k a year job. They'd rather have less, so long as everyone else has even less.

Hmmmmmmm
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 01, 2020 03:37 PM (L2ZTs)
++++++++++++
There has been a lot of research in this area. It isn't so much about being rich, it's about being richer than your neighbors.

This is why communists are perfectly happy to rule over a wasteland. Breadlines are just fine, so long as they get to jump to the front of them.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 01, 2020 03:40 PM (hYcqw)

338 I don't think AtC's flamethrower inspired fear anymore.
***

Maybe he has a pet spider?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2020 03:40 PM (WdocV)

339 It helped that the ingredients were supplied for free to the soldiers. Yes, the British (at least used to) give their military a daily ration of alcohol.

I think the Naval rum ration lasted up into the 60s

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 01, 2020 03:40 PM (KZzsI)

340 So Stelter is...transtuber? Reverse tatersexual? These weird pre-apocalyptic days confuse me.

Posted by: joncelli the Wanderer at June 01, 2020 03:40 PM (1FhAQ)

341 238 Michigan lock down order lifted. 12 days early
Posted by: Creek at June 01, 2020 03:30 PM (kVYYT)


So to make up for it, I have decided that Wash state will extend by 12 days.


IT'S SCIENCE, YOU KNOW.

Posted by: Jay Inslee, soon to be Emperor and a Living God at June 01, 2020 03:40 PM (sy5kK)

342 I don't know why FNC is going back and forth on whether it was asphyxiation.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 01, 2020 03:38 PM (gd9RK)

Because maybe one technique was taught by the PD, and one wasn't.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 01, 2020 03:41 PM (dLLD6)

343 Has DeWine said a fucking thing about opening the state up?

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 01, 2020 03:41 PM (y7DUB)

344 >>He hasn't had a conversion or an awakening. He's just saying that at heart all white people are the KKK.

CNN's Van Jones: "Even the most well-intentioned white person has a virus in his or her brain"


Right?
He said all whites have a virus in their brain - RIDICULOUSLY RACIST statement.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2020 03:41 PM (bDqIh)

345 Fat fuck Stelter is such a thumb-dick lowlife. He makes Bill Kristol look less repulsive then normal.

Posted by: Tentotwo at June 01, 2020 03:41 PM (yhf6w)

346 I almost feel like an actual human.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 01, 2020 03:33 PM


* hides sign that says "You must be this tall to ... " *

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 01, 2020 03:41 PM (CsIyd)

347 Robert Johnson, founder of Black Entertainment Television, told CNBC on Monday the U.S. government should provide $14 trillion of reparations for slavery to help reduce racial inequality. ...
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2020 03:21 PM (aKsyK)

===============================
And people gripe over how long it takes to pay off their student loans while making $12.50 an hour ...

Posted by: mrp at June 01, 2020 03:41 PM (Pqytn)

348 Tater seems like the kind of guy who eats his feelings. He's probably buttchugged three gallons of Ben & Jerry's over this Twitter flap.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 01, 2020 03:41 PM (H5knJ)

349 News of today:

ForAmerica@ForAmerica
Joe Biden just lied to a church full of black community leaders about 'his' coronavirus recommendations in January. Says 45-60 thousand people would be alive today if President Trump listened to him.

News of tomorrow:

ForAmerica@ForAmerica
Joe Biden just lied to a church full of black community leaders about 'his' coronavirus recommendations in January. Says 45-60 thousand people buildings would be alivewould here today if President Trump listened to him.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 01, 2020 03:42 PM (+y/Ru)

350 308

Those studies have been around for a while and usually the same conclusion. People hate being worse off than the next guy more than they love being well of themselves. It is weird.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at June 01, 2020 03:42 PM (4T0BB)

351 245 233 Thank you, J.J.!
Posted by: ace

There is no "I in TEAM

(together, everyone annoys me.)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton
-------
But there is an 'i' in win!
- MJ

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at June 01, 2020 03:42 PM (k+G9U)

352 Denial of access to education, which is a primary driver of accumulation of income and wealth, is a wealth transfer."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2020 03:21 PM (aKsyK)


Fine. We'll subsidize the purchase of textbooks.

Happy now?

Wait - we already provide free textbooks.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2020 03:42 PM (xCDE6)

353 Remember when they were all aghast at a bunch of people hanging out at the Lake of the Ozarks ?
Or guys just standing around with guns in Michigan ?
Is the WuFlu gone, or we just not playing that game anymore ?I feel like I went to take a piss, and missed the plot in the movie...

Posted by: McCool at June 01, 2020 03:42 PM (9X4u5)

354 Regarding that "leaked" call to the governors have any Republican Governors said anything?All we're getting is hate statements from the Dems

Posted by: It's me donna at June 01, 2020 03:42 PM (Zmnko)

355 LOL, the timing


Michigan stay home order lifted: Read Gov. Whitmer's full executive order

My husband putting his dick where our boat should have been (in hot water) had NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!!!

Posted by: Hoorable Gov. Wretched Witless D-MI at June 01, 2020 03:42 PM (3tPHY)

356 They're convinced they're losing the black vote at a rate that makes winning nationally impossible.

This is panic.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower



Egg-zactly.

The Ds know Trump will get 30% of the Black vote in November, so they're destroying the inner cities of all the Blue States to inflict so much pain on Black voters that they'll blame Trump. And of course the Ds are deploying pasty white punks to do most of the damage.

White supremacy indeed.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 01, 2020 03:42 PM (BM2fS)

357 Posse Comitatus outlaws the use of regular military in the US against US citizens unless there's a state of war.

That's how I understand it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 01, 2020 03:32 PM (KZzsI)

Posse Act has wording to the effect of unless expressly permitted by the Constitution or ACT OF CONGRESS.

Insurrection Act of 1807, is an act of Congress.

Insurrection Act says President can declare a state of Emergency and order either militia or Fed troops in.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 01, 2020 03:42 PM (NgKpN)

358
Most people chose the $90k a year job. They'd rather have less, so long as everyone else has even less.

Hmmmmmmm
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 01, 2020 03:37 PM (L2ZTs)

Yeah, but if they make $90K, $20K more than EVERY ONE Else, they are the best paid in the office, the alpha.

If they make 50K LESS than everyone else, they are the LOSER in the office, the poorly paid shlub

NOT being that is worth 10K to most people.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 01, 2020 03:42 PM (CqE5x)

359 324 TMJ, agree, at least that it's plausible (about the Dem panic).

There is no conceivable bump the Dems will get in the black electorate from this - the robots and racists and will always vote Dem, stupidly, and because they see/have no good alternative, but others will be traumatized by this, understandably. The Dem hold on the male vote was the more tenuous. Possible this particular kind of disaster (security-related) would eat at the female vote too - and that's truly panic time.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 01, 2020 03:39 PM (El6T/)

===========

And, on top of it all, these are not the actionable plans of people who think they're 10 points ahead in the polls.

These are the actions of people who know they're in a hole and have no idea how to get out.

The Democratic Party knows it's screwed. At the highest levels, they know that Trump is going to clean up. That he's going to prosecute a lot of people from the previous administration. That he's going to win re-election. That he's going to go after their ties to things like antifa. They're going to be out of power for several election cycles and it's going to be a giant shitshow to figure out who even has power within the Democratic Party anymore.

They're looking at a future of shit and just throwing whatever they can in a desperate hope that something changes in their favor.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 01, 2020 03:42 PM (LvTSG)

360 Yay! Eating and cutting are my two favorite non-corona things!

Posted by: grammie winger at June 01, 2020 03:36 PM (lwiT4)


As long as it doesn't involve cooking?

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 01, 2020 03:43 PM (Z4rgH)

361 334

"Guess which group better reflects what pisses off Americans more."

The first one?

Posted by: Chris M at June 01, 2020 03:40 PM

That was my thought. Why would I be pissed off that police are not allowing the propaganda arm of domestic terrorists to enter the domestic terrorism zone to spew out pro-terrorist propaganda to the rest of the country?

Good on the police for finally treating the media as the enemy that they all are.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at June 01, 2020 03:43 PM (Do5/p)

362 I read a tweet by a professor who claimed that bigotry and racism are two different things, that you can be loving and kind and supportive but still racist.

Somehow.

now, if he means "if you are condescending, patronizing, and insultingly supportive" maybe? But I kinda doubt it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 01, 2020 03:43 PM (KZzsI)

363 345 Fat fuck Stelter is such a thumb-dick lowlife. He makes Bill Kristol look less repulsive then normal.
Posted by: Tentotwo

have you ever seen Stelter and Kristol in the same place at the same time?

Posted by: Rick in SK at June 01, 2020 03:43 PM (FZYNt)

364 275

LOL, the timing


Michigan stay home order lifted: Read Gov. Whitmer's full executive order

you don't say...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2020 03:34 PM (Saar

Michigan Pharaoh Caves, Sets Citizens Free
Citizens Prepare to Winnebago North after Frog Plague Strikes Governor's Mansion
Film at 11.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 01, 2020 03:44 PM (e1mEI)

365 Because maybe one technique was taught by the PD, and one wasn't.


I have posted the actual MPD guidelines twice. I'll do it again. Tracheal compression is conscious restraint, arterial compression is unconscious restraint.

The guidelines in neither case allow for death.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 01, 2020 03:44 PM (gd9RK)

366 Psychologists took a group of people and asked them:

...Would you rather have:

- a job that paid you $90,000 a year while everyone else in your office gets paid $70,000 a year, OR

- a job that pays you $100,000 a year while everyone else in your office gets $150,000 a year?

Most people chose the $90k a year job. They'd rather have less, so long as everyone else has even less.

Hmmmmmmm
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 01, 2020 03:37 PM (L2ZTs)

Nobody wants to be the lowest man on the totem pole.

Posted by: Allie at June 01, 2020 03:44 PM (vmRc0)

367 >>Floyd was alive when Chauvin knelt on his neck and then he wasn't. What does it matter if it's carotid artery compression or asphyxiation? He knelt on his neck until dead.


This.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2020 03:44 PM (bDqIh)

368 The news has lost even the *ability* to report news. It would be astonishing if we hadn't watched it in slow motion over 30 years.

Posted by: ... at June 01, 2020 03:44 PM (uEbPt)

369 Denial of access to education, which is a primary driver of accumulation of income and wealth, is a wealth transfer

--

hahahaha

Perform at an average or above average level at any point in the last 30 years and you get a free ride to colleges all over the country.

In the 80s I had better grades than the black girl I was dating and colleges came looking for her, including the Ivy leagues. I was in the tip top of my graduating class and got tuition-only offers to nice state schools I applied for. She got full ride offers to places she had never heard of.

I'm tired of the lies. Get f*cked.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Atlanta last had a Republican mayor in the 1870s at June 01, 2020 03:45 PM (rImxe)

370 362 I read a tweet by a professor who claimed that bigotry and racism are two different things, that you can be loving and kind and supportive but still racist.

Somehow.

now, if he means "if you are condescending, patronizing, and insultingly supportive" maybe? But I kinda doubt it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 01, 2020 03:43 PM (KZzsI)

Well, the word " professor" is kind of a dead giveaway right there.

Posted by: tubal at June 01, 2020 03:45 PM (90T4r)

371 >> I read a tweet by a professor who claimed that bigotry and racism are two different things, that you can be loving and kind and supportive but still racist.


And. You are Free to be BOTH in America.

Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2020 03:45 PM (KmJNX)

372 Yeah, but if they make $90K, $20K more than EVERY ONE Else, they are the best paid in the office, the alpha.

If they make 50K LESS than everyone else, they are the LOSER in the office, the poorly paid shlub


Yeah, I don't think that indicates prog thinking at all. $10k more before taxes isn't that much, but being the butt-boy (or girl) is forever.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 01, 2020 03:45 PM (ZGrMX)

373 The guidelines in neither case allow for death.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 01, 2020 03:44 PM (gd9RK)

Really?

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 01, 2020 03:45 PM (mEjqT)

374 "Floyd was alive when Chauvin knelt on his neck and then he wasn't. What does it matter if it's carotid artery compression or asphyxiation? He knelt on his neck until dead."

And Floyd was effectively in custody very shortly after he was taken down. At that point the officers have a duty to ensure his safety.

Racial animus, personal beef, hyped on adrenaline, or just a bad cop doesn't matter.

And NONE of that excuses the riots.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 01, 2020 03:45 PM (naEeR)

375 The sniveling scumbags who have the unmitigated chutzpah to compare themselves to the "Anti-Fascist" Allied forces who defeated Hitler are, in fact, far closer to the grubby proto-hippy scumbags who spat on them and called them murderers when they arrived home. Or, at any rate, on those who managed to make their way back home.

"Memorial Day"? What's that? Never heard of it. Oh hey, Trump trust tweeted something. Where are those matches?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 01, 2020 03:45 PM (6FeV1)

376 As long as it doesn't involve cooking?

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 01, 2020 03:43 PM (Z4rgH)



You betcha!

Posted by: grammie winger at June 01, 2020 03:45 PM (lwiT4)

377 As part of the walkout, employees will take the day off work. Managers at Facebook have been told by the company's human resources department not to retaliate against staff who are planning to protest, or to make them used paid time-off, the source told CNN.


Shit, can I try that at my job? Hey, Colonel, I won't be at work next week because I am protesting, uh, war and stuff, so, you can't retaliate against me or charge me leave.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy. COVID Free since 1975 at June 01, 2020 03:45 PM (dNzKv)

378 Ze fire has been called off, my friend.

Posted by: Stelter With Feet Smaller Than My Sister at June 01, 2020 03:45 PM (uEbPt)

379 Bagdad Bob has reproduced.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 01, 2020 03:45 PM (Q6JxU)

380 20 years ago we had



Steve Jobs

Jonny Cash

and Bob Hope



now we have no jobs, no cash and no hope

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 01, 2020 03:37 PM (W2Pud)

I hear ya.

Posted by: Johnny Paycheck at June 01, 2020 03:45 PM (hHxp2)

381 NOT being that is worth 10K to most people.

You misspelled "idiots"

Insurrection Act of 1807, is an act of Congress.

This would be a fine point to argue before a judge, but I am pretty sure they did not mean "any bill passed at any point" but rather "a specific act of congress to permit use of the military in this circumstance"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 01, 2020 03:45 PM (KZzsI)

382 Listened to alot of Rush with the Breakfast club on way home. 50 years of Leftist teaching and constant propaganda has worked well in the black community.
Did you know during Jug Ears administration black employment actually went up?

Yeah, right.

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2020 03:45 PM (ZCEU2)

383 The billionaire Robert Johnson?

Yeah, if he doesn't get the fact I wasn't oppressing anyone for 200 years because I wasn't alive, then it's over.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg


Just send Thomas Sowell and Walter Williams in to see this guy with the statistics for how Black Americans had improved their lot in life significantly right up to the mid-60s when the DemonRats decided to try to "help" them by throwing money at them.
Posted by: Sharkman at June 01, 2020 03:36 PM (BM2fS)


200 years, baby!

Posted by: President Lyndon Baines Johnson at June 01, 2020 03:46 PM (sy5kK)

384 Nobody wants to be the lowest man on the totem pole.

Posted by: Allie at June 01, 2020 03:44 PM (vmRc0)


Squaw Liz: You got that right

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 01, 2020 03:46 PM (pHBfl)

385 If every white devil in america died en mass,
Robert Johnson would complain about being abandoned.

Posted by: banned new world at June 01, 2020 03:46 PM (uF2Ae)

386 Posted by: nurse ratched at June 01, 2020 03:39 PM (W2Pud)

You're now a salaried cat?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 01, 2020 03:46 PM (CsIyd)

387 To Biden lying is as natural as breathing. Does not miss a beat.

Posted by: runner at June 01, 2020 03:46 PM (zr5Kq)

388 Michigan lock down order lifted. 12 days early
Posted by: Creek at June 01, 2020 03:30 PM (kVYYT)

Cuomo is currently on phase 1.3243 of a 36 phase plan...a plan to squash every living business out of NY completely.

Posted by: Boswell at June 01, 2020 03:46 PM (32YRo)

389 I don't know why FNC is going back and forth on whether it was asphyxiation.

Floyd was alive when Chauvin knelt on his neck and then he wasn't. What does it matter if it's carotid artery compression or asphyxiation? He knelt on his neck until dead.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 01, 2020 03:38 PM (gd9RK)

Seems pretty simple.
Until the smart people start talking.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 01, 2020 03:46 PM (z79tQ)

390 What would also stop these riots cold is military snipers, set up in high vantage points, with orders to shoot dead any rioter seen making ready to throw a fire bomb, brick, or rock, or do any other violence to persons or property.

Once one or two lucky winners get their heads blown apart by Barrett .50 rounds, the survivors will suddenly remember they have better things to do.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 01, 2020 03:46 PM (xY33I)

391 Robert Johnson, founder of Black Entertainment Television, told CNBC on

Monday the U.S. government should provide $14 trillion of reparations

for slavery to help reduce racial inequality.



Because we got so much for the trillions in welfare.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 01, 2020 03:46 PM (oVJmc)

392 From the Bee:

Clever Churchgoers Avoid Arrest By Disguising Themselves As Rioters

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 01, 2020 03:46 PM (+y/Ru)

393 Gosh, it's as if Stelter is really stupid, or gullible, or stupid and gullible. Perhaps even disingenuous. One might be forgiving, if he were not aggressively stupid and gullible, and disingenuous.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2020 03:46 PM (bPH26)

394 Reminder to all SE Michigan area Michiganders.

Troy, MI (Big Beaver & Coolidge, Somerset Mall area) "peaceful protest for justice" starts in about an hour at 5pm EDT. It's sponsored by radical left-wing military group BAMN (By All Means Necessary).

I would avoid the area at all costs.

I have also had friends warn me that the "protesters" are going after anyone or any cars with American flags or even anything supporting police or first-responders of any kind. Even the blue flags supporting medical personnel for their COVID-19 duty.

So please be careful, anyone in the area.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at June 01, 2020 03:47 PM (Do5/p)

395 I read a tweet by a professor who claimed that bigotry and racism are two different things, that you can be loving and kind and supportive but still racist.

--

And it's inherent in all white people.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Atlanta last had a Republican mayor in the 1870s at June 01, 2020 03:47 PM (rImxe)

396 Denial of access to education, which is a primary driver of accumulation of income and wealth, is a wealth transfer."

--------

And yet they're still opposed to school choice

Posted by: josephistan at June 01, 2020 03:47 PM (Izzlo)

397 So Michigan is wide open - no restrictions?

Posted by: grammie winger at June 01, 2020 03:47 PM (lwiT4)

398 I read a tweet by a professor who claimed that bigotry and racism are two different things, that you can be loving and kind and supportive but still racist.


You can also be as racist and bigoted as you want to be--as long as you don't bother anyone.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 01, 2020 03:47 PM (CqE5x)

399 In the 80s I had better grades than the black girl I was dating and colleges came looking for her, including the Ivy leagues. I was in the tip top of my graduating class and got tuition-only offers to nice state schools I applied for. She got full ride offers to places she had never heard of.

I'm tired of the lies. Get f*cked.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Atlanta last had a Republican mayor in the 1870s at June 01, 2020 03:45 PM (rImxe)


THERE ARE FIVE LIGHTS!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, finally getting the quote correct at June 01, 2020 03:47 PM (sy5kK)

400 Robert Johnson, founder of Black Entertainment Television, told CNBC on

Monday the U.S. government should provide $14 trillion of reparations

for slavery to help reduce racial inequality.



This is like saying that a second knee on his neck would have saved George Floyd's life.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 01, 2020 03:48 PM (oVJmc)

401

WGN Chicago - While protests were largely peaceful, they turned into looting and riots in some areas, while groups of looters also targeted businesses across the region.




Let me translate that into the truth: None of the protests were peaceful and it was nothing but looting and riots all over the city but 'GN you just keep running with the lie

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 01, 2020 03:48 PM (pHBfl)

402 TMJ, actually don't agree or agnostic on most of that.

Likely Dems are desperate, but the incredible incompetence and race-baiting we're seeing are genuine, it's all they have and all they are - and the ignorance and racism required in their "base" for it to resonate is exactly what that base is. Not a tactical "call" of any kind.

And several election cycles? Maybe. Doubt it. Not with a country this degraded and dumbed down.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 01, 2020 03:48 PM (El6T/)

403 I read a tweet by a professor who claimed that bigotry and racism are two different things, that you can be loving and kind and supportive but still racist.


Racist white males can be happily married to women of color

Posted by: JoeF. at June 01, 2020 03:48 PM (CqE5x)

404 have you ever seen Stelter and Kristol in the same place at the same time?
Posted by: Rick in SK at June 01, 2020 03:43 PM (FZYNt)
......

At the women's plus size store.

Posted by: wth at June 01, 2020 03:48 PM (v0R5T)

405 $10k diff is a dumb way to do the study. But I suspect had it been 80/100 and 120/160 the results would be the same.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at June 01, 2020 03:48 PM (4T0BB)

406 Regarding that "leaked" call to the governors have any Republican Governors said anything?All we're getting is hate statements from the Dems
Posted by: It's me donna at June 01, 2020 03:42 PM (Zmnko)


it showed Trump is angry about the riots
it showed that the state leaders are responsible for security

it shows how the governor's looked like fools for not doing their jobs for their constituents

who really leaked it?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2020 03:48 PM (Saar8)

407 Damn.

Rule 26 says Judge Sullivan has until midnight tonight.

Posted by: RoyalOil at June 01, 2020 03:48 PM (KGt+u)

408 Monday the U.S. government should provide $14 trillion of reparations

for slavery to help reduce racial inequality.

-

If this is the end of all welfare, medical care, preferential business and school grants, etc. for the recipients or their family from here on, then I'm listening. We'd probably come out ahead.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Atlanta last had a Republican mayor in the 1870s at June 01, 2020 03:48 PM (rImxe)

409 Gray on gray??
====

Blue on blue is better.
Posted by: Bobby Vinton

Blue on blue
Heartburn of heartburn
Blue on blue
oh, you ate some too

Posted by: JT at June 01, 2020 03:48 PM (arJlL)

410 And NONE of that excuses the riots.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 01, 2020 03:45 PM (naEeR)

==========
The riots don't have much (if anything) to do with Floyd's death.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at June 01, 2020 03:48 PM (NVYyb)

411 Floyd was alive when Chauvin knelt on his neck and then he wasn't. What does it matter if it's carotid artery compression or asphyxiation? He knelt on his neck until dead.


I agree, the exact mechanics are pretty irrelevant to me. Like that guy selling loosies, he died of a heart attack not the choke hold, but he was alive before it and dead after...

Nobody wants to be the lowest man on the totem pole.

As long as I'm not literally supporting everyone else, I don't give a crap where I rank in some artificial construction in people's heads. I'll take 100k to be the lowest paid person in an office over 90k to be the best, every day of the week and twice on Sundays. How much everyone else makes is utterly irrelevant to me and none of my business.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 01, 2020 03:48 PM (KZzsI)

412 I don't know why FNC is going back and forth on whether it was asphyxiation.

Floyd was alive when Chauvin knelt on his neck and then he wasn't. What does it matter if it's carotid artery compression or asphyxiation? He knelt on his neck until dead.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 01, 2020 03:38 PM (gd9RK)

Seems pretty simple.
Until the smart people start talking.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 01, 2020 03:46 PM (z79tQ)


It might matter when it gets to court. The state has charged him with 3rd degree murder. I don't know what it takes to meet that standard, but it's possible the autopsy will show cause of death to be something other than what the cop did.

I don't know that any of that matters right now, but eventually it will.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 01, 2020 03:49 PM (hku12)

413 "have you ever seen Stelter and Kristol in the same place at the same time?"

Not outside of PornHub, and I have no idea how that came up in a search for busty lesbians.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 01, 2020 03:49 PM (naEeR)

414 >>> Psychologists took a group of people and asked them:

...Would you rather have:

- a job that paid you $90,000 a year while everyone else in your office gets paid $70,000 a year, OR

- a job that pays you $100,000 a year while everyone else in your office gets $150,000 a year?

Most people chose the $90k a year job. They'd rather have less, so long as everyone else has even less.

Hmmmmmmm
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 01, 2020 03:37 PM

The dumbest thing about this is that most places have a yearly salary increase factor based somewhat on your deviation from the mean. So low earners get increases quicker while high earners are slowed down. So not only is more pay better but everyone's higher salary is going to pull you up quick too. But I don't doubt people will be stupid.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 01, 2020 03:49 PM (l6b3d)

415 From the Bee:



Clever Churchgoers Avoid Arrest By Disguising Themselves As Rioters

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 01, 2020 03:46 PM (+y/Ru)



LOL

Posted by: grammie winger at June 01, 2020 03:49 PM (lwiT4)

416 I don't know why FNC is going back and forth on whether it was asphyxiation.

Floyd was alive when Chauvin knelt on his neck and then he wasn't. What does it matter if it's carotid artery compression or asphyxiation? He knelt on his neck until dead.

- -

These are people who cannot agree if a church is on fire or not.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at June 01, 2020 03:49 PM (C+We0)

417 This would be a fine point to argue before a judge, but I am pretty sure they did not mean "any bill passed at any point" but rather "a specific act of congress to permit use of the military in this circumstance"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 01, 2020 03:45 PM (KZzsI)

Precedent was set in 1992. Its already been used this way.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 01, 2020 03:49 PM (NgKpN)

418 So do the reparations come with restrictions like only for private school and college tuition? Small business grants? Or is hookers and blow okay too? Wasn't there a show about the curse of lottery winners? And we are going to do that with 15% of our population?

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 01, 2020 03:49 PM (nFRLh)

419 Daughter gave herself a "haircut" some time last night.

Thank goodness the hair salons are now open.....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at June 01, 2020 03:49 PM (SRRAx)

420 402
And several election cycles? Maybe. Doubt it. Not with a country this degraded and dumbed down.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 01, 2020 03:48 PM (El6T/)

==========

If Trump gets 15-20% of the black vote in 2020, I can easily see him building that to 20-25% for the next, hand picked Republican successor, in 2024.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 01, 2020 03:49 PM (LvTSG)

421 5-311 USE OF NECK RESTRAINTS AND CHOKE HOLDS (10/16/02) (08/17/07) (10/01/10) (04/16/12)

DEFINITIONS I.

Choke Hold: Deadly force option. Defined as applying direct pressure on a person's trachea or airway (front of the neck), blocking or obstructing the airway (04/16/12)

Neck Restraint: Non-deadly force option. Defined as compressing one or both sides of a person's neck with an arm or leg, without applying direct pressure to the trachea or airway (front of the neck). Only sworn employees who have received training from the MPD Training Unit are authorized to use neck restraints. The MPD authorizes two types of neck restraints: Conscious Neck Restraint and Unconscious Neck Restraint. (04/16/12)

Conscious Neck Restraint: The subject is placed in a neck restraint with intent to control, and not to render the subject unconscious, by only applying light to moderate pressure. (04/16/12)

Unconscious Neck Restraint: The subject is placed in a neck restraint with the intention of rendering the person unconscious by applying adequate pressure. (04/16/12)

PROCEDURES/REGULATIONS II.

The Conscious Neck Restraint may be used against a subject who is actively resisting. (04/16/12)

The Unconscious Neck Restraint shall only be applied in the following circumstances: (04/16/12)

On a subject who is exhibiting active aggression, or;
For life saving purposes, or;

On a subject who is exhibiting active resistance in order to gain control of the subject; and if lesser attempts at control have been or would likely be ineffective.

Neck restraints shall not be used against subjects who are passively resisting as defined by policy. (04/16/12)

After Care Guidelines (04/16/12)

After a neck restraint or choke hold has been used on a subject, sworn MPD employees shall keep them under close observation until they are released to medical or other law enforcement personnel.

An officer who has used a neck restraint or choke hold shall inform individuals accepting custody of the subject, that the technique was used on the subject.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 01, 2020 03:49 PM (gd9RK)

422 Reminder to all SE Michigan area Michiganders.



Troy, MI (Big Beaver Coolidge, Somerset Mall area) "peaceful
protest for justice" starts in about an hour at 5pm EDT. It's sponsored
by radical left-wing military group BAMN (By All Means Necessary).



I would avoid the area at all costs.



I have also had friends warn me that the "protesters" are going
after anyone or any cars with American flags or even anything supporting
police or first-responders of any kind. Even the blue flags supporting
medical personnel for their COVID-19 duty.



So please be careful, anyone in the area.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at June 01, 2020 03:47 PM (Do5/p)



Those damn white supremacists/white nationalists at it again

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 01, 2020 03:49 PM (pHBfl)

423 So Michigan is wide open - no restrictions?
Posted by: grammie winger at June 01, 2020 03:47 PM (lwiT4)


no.

Gov. Gretchen Whitmer is taking further steps to reopen Michigan's economy as the spread of coronavirus slows across the state.

In her latest executive order, the entire state will move to Stage 4 of Whitmer's MI Safe Start plan and allow statewide bars and restaurants to reopen at 50% capacity starting June 8.

Gyms, theaters, salons and casinos will remain closed.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2020 03:49 PM (Saar8)

424 Yeah, but if they make $90K, $20K more than EVERY ONE Else, they are the best paid in the office, the alpha.

If they make 50K LESS than everyone else, they are the LOSER in the office, the poorly paid shlub

Yeah, I don't think that indicates prog thinking at all. $10k more before taxes isn't that much, but being the butt-boy (or girl) is forever.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 01, 2020 03:45 PM (ZGrMX)

This is a case on point already told in the Bible as a parable by Jesus.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 01, 2020 03:49 PM (mEjqT)

425 404 have you ever seen Stelter and Kristol in the same place at the same time?
Posted by: Rick in SK at June 01, 2020 03:43 PM (FZYNt)
......

At the women's plus size store.
Posted by: wth at June 01, 2020 03:48 PM (v0R5T)

Mau-Mau

Muu-Muu

Let's call the whole thing off.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 01, 2020 03:50 PM (6FeV1)

426 Racist=White. It's that simple for them. No need for lots of words about the matter.

Posted by: tubal at June 01, 2020 03:50 PM (90T4r)

427
I demand reparations for the pain I've suffered all my life as a left-handed person. You right-handers with your privilege have no idea what I go through.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2020 03:50 PM (mht8P)

428 From the Bee:
Clever Churchgoers Avoid Arrest By Disguising Themselves As Rioters

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 01, 2020 03:46 PM (+y/Ru)
+++++++++++
I wish I could laugh at that/

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 01, 2020 03:50 PM (hYcqw)

429 Has anyone heard a peep of Schumer or Pelosi in days? Or any Democrat legislator of note?

Posted by: JoeF. at June 01, 2020 03:50 PM (CqE5x)

430 362
I read a tweet by a professor who claimed that bigotry and racism are
two different things, that you can be loving and kind and supportive but
still racist.



Somehow.



now, if he means "if you are condescending, patronizing, and insultingly supportive" maybe? But I kinda doubt it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 01, 2020 03:43 PM (KZzsI)


I've read basically the same thing. The logic goes that "one can think a person of one race can be inferior to a person of another as long as the superior person does not discriminate". This from a professor at Tulane as I recall. That would explain a lot about the left.

Posted by: Javems at June 01, 2020 03:50 PM (ofIwF)

431 Looters and thugs drove to their targets in fancy SUV and cars that are much more expensive that many of you or I own. Tell me again how this is about inequality and economic disparity. Posted by: runner

Try to keep up! The SUVs and fancy cars were looted from dealerships the day before.

Posted by: corn and beans at June 01, 2020 03:50 PM (tkNkP)

432 427
I demand reparations for the pain I've suffered all my life as a left-handed person. You right-handers with your privilege have no idea what I go through.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2020 03:50 PM (mht8P)

=========

You drive a stick shift, don't you?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 01, 2020 03:51 PM (LvTSG)

433 The Democratic Party is cracking.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 01, 2020 03:38 PM (LvTSG)


And now it is obvious they intend to take down the entire country with them.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 01, 2020 03:51 PM (sy5kK)

434 339 It helped that the ingredients were supplied for free to the soldiers. Yes, the British (at least used to) give their military a daily ration of alcohol.

I think the Naval rum ration lasted up into the 60s
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 01, 2020 03:40 PM (KZzsI)


********

Up until 1970.

My late father was in the Royal Navy for fifteen years from the end of the Korean War and he hated rum. But he said you could get a beer equivalent instead.

Posted by: Sir Ian Botham at June 01, 2020 03:51 PM (3PDcq)

435 424 Yeah, but if they make $90K, $20K more than EVERY ONE Else, they are the best paid in the office, the alpha.

If they make 50K LESS than everyone else, they are the LOSER in the office, the poorly paid shlub

Yeah, I don't think that indicates prog thinking at all. $10k more before taxes isn't that much, but being the butt-boy (or girl) is forever.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 01, 2020 03:45 PM (ZGrMX)

This is a case on point already told in the Bible as a parable by Jesus.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here


I never share my rate of pay with ANYONE. EVER.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 01, 2020 03:51 PM (W2Pud)

436 USE OF NECK RESTRAINTS AND CHOKE HOLDS (10/16/02) (08/17/07) (10/01/10) (04/16/12)

-

Just wait until the black police chief, Democrat mayor, and Democrat city council learn about this!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Atlanta last had a Republican mayor in the 1870s at June 01, 2020 03:51 PM (rImxe)

437 383
The billionaire Robert Johnson?



Yeah, if he doesn't get the fact I wasn't oppressing anyone for 200 years because I wasn't alive, then it's over.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

The guy who votes Slavocrat in every election?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 01, 2020 03:51 PM (e284m)

438 IDK if it was Antifa; Sunday was Pentecost. Maybe the Holy Spirit did it by accident.

Posted by: Hoi Polloi at June 01, 2020 03:51 PM (S+el1)

439 From Posobiec's twitter feed:


Brick Pallets in Frisco, TX for rioters/Antifa

Delivered by AcmeBrick, Ft Worth, TX.
Company owned by Berkshire Hathaway, (Gates recently left the board) and Marmon Group, Chicago.
Owned by?
Jay and Robert Pritzger and Berkshire Hathaway

Very deep, YUGE rabbit hole...

Posted by: shibumi, semi-unemployed in covid 1984 at June 01, 2020 03:51 PM (ZCiJZ)

440 I have freckles and am easily sunburned. When do I get my reparations?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at June 01, 2020 03:51 PM (NVYyb)

441 You can also be as racist and bigoted as you want to be--as long as you don't bother anyone.

Yeah that's the part that modern people don't get. Freedom means the freedom to be wrong, too. But Racism is the blasphemy of the modern religion, so its unforgivable. You get excommunicated and must do sufficient penance to get back into good graces with the progressives.

Unless you're a Republican, then its impossible, no matter how many gifts you make and how much you grovel.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 01, 2020 03:51 PM (KZzsI)

442
The Ds know Trump will get 30% of the Black vote in November, so they're destroying the inner cities of all the Blue States to inflict so much pain on Black voters that they'll blame Trump. And of course the Ds are deploying pasty white punks to do most of the damage.


Why any white punk in a mask, hoodie and all-black garb while carrying a pack in which there is spray paint doesn't get set upon and beaten to a pulp by people of color during these outbursts is a complete mystery to me. Especially if you see videos in which the attitudes and actions of said whites reek of white privilege.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 01, 2020 03:51 PM (pNxlR)

443 419

My post Rona haircut was one of the happiest days of my life. Lol. Only half joking.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at June 01, 2020 03:52 PM (4T0BB)

444 >>> 418 So do the reparations come with restrictions like only for private school and college tuition? Small business grants? Or is hookers and blow okay too? Wasn't there a show about the curse of lottery winners? And we are going to do that with 15% of our population?
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 01, 2020 03:49 PM

There were a few Chappelle skits specifically about this.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 01, 2020 03:52 PM (l6b3d)

445 For the record, I have the best beard.
Posted by: Barack Obama at June 01, 2020 03:30 PM (WdocV)

Still looks fake.

Posted by: Marty McFly at June 01, 2020 03:52 PM (Ojki1)

446 Gyms, theaters, salons and casinos will remain closed.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2020 03:49 PM (Saar



Put a brick in your hand and go get your hair cut.

Posted by: grammie winger at June 01, 2020 03:52 PM (lwiT4)

447 164.....Orwell invented this kind of situation as an allegory for the propaganda of the Nazi party, although he also applied it to Communism in Russia.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 01, 2020 03:24 PM (sy5kK)
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No, he was talking specifically about the Marxist-Leninists, the Stalinists, and indeed the Left in England. Of course much of what he said could be applied to the Nazis as well, but Orwell's main concern --- you might say his obsession --- was with the distortion of language and truth by the Left.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 01, 2020 03:52 PM (M/9m0)

448 Misanthropy is superior to bigotry and racism. Hating everyone from the jump is a real timesaver.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 01, 2020 03:52 PM (H5knJ)

449 Oh look... there's Stelter's house not on fire.

Did you know that Stelter in his ancestral homeland means 'really stupid ones'?

Posted by: torabora at June 01, 2020 03:52 PM (Qh48R)

450 I've read basically the same thing. The logic goes that "one can think a person of one race can be inferior to a person of another as long as the superior person does not discriminate". This from a professor at Tulane as I recall. That would explain a lot about the left.
Posted by: Javems at June 01, 2020 03:50 PM (ofIwF)
+++++++++++
How do they square that with the new hotness of "unconscious bias" and training to avoid it (that is, brainwashing - that's all I say on this topic, I have serious huge, deep, fundamental problems with the entire scheme)?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 01, 2020 03:53 PM (hYcqw)

451 Michigan stay home order lifted: Read Gov. Whitmer's full executive order

My husband putting his dick where our boat should have been (in hot water) had NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!!!
Posted by: Hoorable Gov. Wretched Witless D-MI at June 01, 2020 03:42 PM (3tPHY)
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We all know you rescinded the order because you didn't want the protesters in jail where they might catch the 'rona.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 01, 2020 03:53 PM (5pybm)

452 Judge Sullivan submitted his response to the Writ of Mandamus just a while ago

His lawyer argued that an adversarial process leads to better outcomes..

doesnt sound like a winner

Posted by: McCool at June 01, 2020 03:53 PM (+Lg8f)

453 In OT willow matters, Chi-Nah allegedly prepping to welsh on the yuuuge US commodity purchase that was the heart of Phase One trade deal.

Excellent!

Friends in the biz (trade policy, not grain) and I predicted this, and hope it's the beginning of the next step of unraveling with Chi-Nah. The gangsters in Beijing are cornered, f**ked, and have no options.

And we'll get to enjoy the bizarre spectacle of Biden (well, his idiot handlers and hangers-on) siding with Chi-Nah, in effect or openly, by fall.

(cue Flounder quote from Animal House)

Posted by: rhomboid at June 01, 2020 03:53 PM (El6T/)

454
From Posobiec's twitter feed:


Brick Pallets in Frisco, TX for rioters/Antifa



Delivered by AcmeBrick, Ft Worth, TX.

Company owned by Berkshire Hathaway, (Gates recently left the board) and Marmon Group, Chicago.

Owned by?

Jay and Robert Pritzger and Berkshire Hathaway



Very deep, YUGE rabbit hole...

Posted by: shibumi, semi-unemployed in covid 1984 at June 01, 2020 03:51 PM (ZCiJZ)


Time to start rounding up those terrorists

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 01, 2020 03:53 PM (pHBfl)

455 Owned by?

Jay and Robert Pritzger and Berkshire Hathaway



Very deep, YUGE rabbit hole...

Posted by: shibumi, semi-unemployed in covid 1984 at June 01, 2020 03:51 PM (ZCiJZ)



wow

Posted by: grammie winger at June 01, 2020 03:53 PM (lwiT4)

456 418 So do the reparations come with restrictions like only for private school and college tuition? Small business grants? Or is hookers and blow okay too? Wasn't there a show about the curse of lottery winners? And we are going to do that with 15% of our population?

we set that precedent in Houston after Katrina. A couple of weeks after New Orleans headed to Houston and camped at the Astrodome they decided it would be a good thing to provide $2,500 to the victims in the form of a no restrictions credit card.

The titty bars rocked for days.

Posted by: DanMan at June 01, 2020 03:53 PM (XTiHL)

457 The 'Rona virus is soooo last week. Insurrection is the new Hotness.

Posted by: tubal at June 01, 2020 03:54 PM (90T4r)

458 Brian shouldn't have bothered trying to protect his antifa comrades. Nobody in America GAS about any kind of church anymore. CJ Roberts wouldn't have dared deliver an anti-Christian ruling as he did last week if our population cared a whit about the fate of any church in America.

Posted by: kallisto at June 01, 2020 03:54 PM (d3k/b)

459 Had a day job at a service bureau running output for print ad agencies. Part of my job was to re-run the ruined output the night guy had produced, drunk. Unfireable bcuz black and owner trust fund liberal baby.

Posted by: banned print is dead at June 01, 2020 03:54 PM (uF2Ae)

460 427
I demand reparations for the pain I've suffered all my life as a left-handed person. You right-handers with your privilege have no idea what I go through.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2020 03:50 PM (mht8P)

Word.

Posted by: Romeo13 bar Sinister at June 01, 2020 03:54 PM (NgKpN)

461 Blue on blue
Heartburn of heartburn
Blue on blue
oh, you ate some too
Posted by: JT
----

The Horde never disappoints.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2020 03:54 PM (bk3Sg)

462 Posted by: shibumi, semi-unemployed in covid 1984 at June 01, 2020 03:51 PM (ZCiJZ)

Wow; I assume this information is with Bill Barr and the President.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2020 03:54 PM (+eVzC)

463 FFS Trump isnt getting 30% of the back vote. He will get 9% like every Republican has since pretty much forever. Just a top with this stuff please.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at June 01, 2020 03:54 PM (4T0BB)

464 blake, yup. Whitmer is cutting losses.

Also, IMHO it'd be funny if someone could break into the gov's mansion and force Whitmer, at gunpoint, to give them a haircut.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 01, 2020 03:54 PM (L2ZTs)

465 WGN Chicago - While protests were largely peaceful, they turned into looting and riots in some areas, while groups of looters also targeted businesses across the region.

WWII was largely peaceful, except, you know, when it turned into fighting.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2020 03:54 PM (xCDE6)

466 Yeah, but if they make $90K, $20K more than EVERY ONE Else, they are the best paid in the office, the alpha.

If they make 50K LESS than everyone else, they are the LOSER in the office, the poorly paid shlub

Yeah, I don't think that indicates prog thinking at all. $10k more before taxes isn't that much, but being the butt-boy (or girl) is forever.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 01, 2020 03:45 PM (ZGrMX)



I saw a poll online once, for guys
"Would you rather have an 8" penis? Or $500,000 dollars?

Posted by: ESQ at June 01, 2020 03:54 PM (CqE5x)

467 Al Swearengen took my great great aunt as a, well, you know.

My reparations check is in the mail I assume.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at June 01, 2020 03:54 PM (C+We0)

468 The Democratic Party is cracking.

Whitmer collapsed.


Now do Murphy.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at June 01, 2020 03:54 PM (JFe9H)

469 Delivered by AcmeBrick, Ft Worth, TX.

Company owned by Berkshire Hathaway, (Gates recently left the board) and Marmon Group, Chicago.

Owned by?

Jay and Robert Pritzger and Berkshire Hathaway



Very deep, YUGE rabbit hole...

Posted by: shibumi, semi-unemployed in covid 1984 at June 01, 2020 03:51 PM (ZCiJZ)
Jebus - if every brick pile was a plot Texas they replace the word Byzantine with the word Texantine. In the newer cities intersections are usually decorative pave stones. Pretty much the rule. So seeing pallets of pave stones on streets isn't unusual.
Unless you wear a tin-foil hat, then it's a PLOT! Don't bring your fucking bricks to a fight here, because you're going to catch hot lead in return.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 01, 2020 03:54 PM (e284m)

470 I'm listening to a radio talk show guy saying the military has non-lethal anti-riot weapons such as sounds that make people violently ill.

I'm like, play them the Brown Note! Make the Antifags poop their pants!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 01, 2020 03:54 PM (+7yf7)

471 Stetler would probably be making little tater tots in his pants if Antifa showed up at his house. Instead he picks on a woman reporter. Pudgy, fatuous simp.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at June 01, 2020 03:54 PM (OQrdk)

472 Of course it matters what the exact cause of death was. There are degrees of homicide and cause of death is one of the determining factors.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 01, 2020 03:55 PM (mEjqT)

473 After Care Guidelines (04/16/12)

After a neck restraint or choke hold has been used on a subject, sworn MPD employees shall keep them under close observation until they are released to medical or other law enforcement personnel.

An officer who has used a neck restraint or choke hold shall inform individuals accepting custody of the subject, that the technique was used on the subject.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 01, 2020 03:49 PM (gd9RK)

I remember that Ace posted a video from the MPD officer who said that government rules ordering officers to enforce stupid COVID rules were putting good officers at risk. IIRC, he was suspended for making those remarks.

I wonder if he's OK now. Seems they ended up doing him a favor by suspending him. It also seems like the MPD could use a few good cops like him right about now.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 01, 2020 03:55 PM (iuFgi)

474 Judge Sullivan submitted his response to the Writ of Mandamus just a while ago

His lawyer argued that an adversarial process leads to better outcomes..

doesnt sound like a winner
Posted by: McCool at June 01, 2020 03:53 PM (+Lg8f)


Sounds like a limp placeholder argument.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2020 03:55 PM (xCDE6)

475 460
427

I demand reparations for the pain I've suffered all my life as a
left-handed person. You right-handers with your privilege have no idea
what I go through.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2020 03:50 PM (mht8P)



Word.

Posted by: Romeo13 bar Sinister at June 01, 2020 03:54 PM (NgKpN)

Freaks!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 01, 2020 03:55 PM (KnJdm)

476 The Democratic Party is cracking.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 01, 2020 03:38 PM (LvTSG)
------------------------------
Maybe so, but as long as half the country (or more) push the D-button automatically, they're still winning.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 01, 2020 03:55 PM (M/9m0)

477 Judge Sullivan submitted his response to the Writ of Mandamus just a while ago
His lawyer argued that an adversarial process leads to better outcomes..
doesnt sound like a winner
Posted by: McCool at June 01, 2020 03:53 PM (+Lg8f)


"Well, at least I died trying!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 01, 2020 03:55 PM (L2ZTs)

478 I really don't care if someone hates me provided he keeps it to himself. And I'm honestly not out and about looking for evidence that someone hates me.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 01, 2020 03:56 PM (Q6JxU)

479 427 I demand reparations for the pain I've suffered all my life as a left-handed person. You right-handers with your privilege have no idea what I go through.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2020 03:50 PM (mht8P)

Word.

Posted by: Romeo13 bar Sinister at June 01, 2020 03:54 PM (NgKpN)


Testify!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2020 03:56 PM (xCDE6)

480
If Trump gets 15-20% of the black vote in 2020, I can easily see him building that to 20-25% for the next, hand picked Republican successor, in 2024.
---
How quick was the switch from 95% R to 95% D?

Posted by: RoyalOil at June 01, 2020 03:56 PM (KGt+u)

481 Michigan is WIDE OPEN.

Posted by: Looters at June 01, 2020 03:56 PM (Qh48R)

482 "I'm listening to a radio talk show guy saying the military has non-lethal anti-riot weapons such as sounds that make people violently ill."

Terahertz beam!

Posted by: Chris M at June 01, 2020 03:56 PM (eAZVt)

483 Sup, y'all?

Posted by: Weasel at June 01, 2020 03:56 PM (MVjcR)

484

We only have 5 months to destroy this entire country, or more TRUMP!

Get to burning!

Posted by: Progda and their tools, Democrats at June 01, 2020 03:56 PM (sy5kK)

485
Did you know that Stelter in his ancestral homeland means 'really stupid ones'?



In his homeland, they burn Stelters for fuel.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 01, 2020 03:56 PM (oVJmc)

486 Somebody is working hard to make every white person accept that being white is racist and that they need to put extra effort and moneys into correcting this awful flaw. Say his name. Otherwise you are racist. Pay us, otherwise you are racist. Many lefties are buying into this. Remember when PLO/Palestinians convinced the world that they - terrorist and thugs, were the victims and they were just fighting injustices perpetrated on then by evil Zionists ? Remember Rachel Corrie ?

Posted by: runner at June 01, 2020 03:56 PM (zr5Kq)

487 Sorry, I meant 98GHz.

Posted by: Chris M at June 01, 2020 03:56 PM (eAZVt)

488
I'm listening to a radio talk show guy saying the military has
non-lethal anti-riot weapons such as sounds that make people violently
ill.



I'm like, play them the Brown Note! Make the Antifags poop their pants!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 01, 2020 03:54 PM


LRAD: Long Range Acoustic Device. That shit will make it feel like your teeth are going to explode. I was at a demo and they let us feel it. My jaw hinges hurt for two hours after a 30 second exposure.

Posted by: Bert G at June 01, 2020 03:56 PM (OMsf+)

489 481 Michigan is WIDE OPEN.

Cheap hussy.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 01, 2020 03:57 PM (+7yf7)

490 "Did you know that Stelter in his ancestral homeland means 'really stupid ones'?"

He comes from a long line of village idiots.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 01, 2020 03:57 PM (naEeR)

491 OT/ But Sullivan has submitted his brief to the Court... He wants his "lawyer" to do a limited investigation then submit for him to decide Flynns innocence or guilt...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 01, 2020 03:57 PM (Zmnko)

492 "I'm listening to a radio talk show guy saying the military has non-lethal anti-riot weapons such as sounds that make people violently ill."

- -

It's an iPod loaded with Obama speeches.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at June 01, 2020 03:57 PM (C+We0)

493
His lawyer argued that an adversarial process leads to better outcomes..

Posted by: McCool





So...he admits it is now officially Sullivan v. Flynn?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 01, 2020 03:57 PM (eWqtM)

494 I demand reparations for the pain I've suffered all
my life as a left-handed person. You right-handers with your privilege
have no idea what I go through.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2020 03:50 PM (mht8P)



Word.



Posted by: Romeo13 bar Sinister at June 01, 2020 03:54 PM

---

I get double reparations because I am left handed and pasty white and I burn if I think about going out in the sun.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 01, 2020 03:57 PM (JUOKG)

495 439 From Posobiec's twitter feed:


Brick Pallets in Frisco, TX for rioters/Antifa

Delivered by AcmeBrick, Ft Worth, TX.
Company owned by Berkshire Hathaway, (Gates recently left the board) and Marmon Group, Chicago.
Owned by?
Jay and Robert Pritzger and Berkshire Hathaway

Very deep, YUGE rabbit hole...
Posted by: shibumi, semi-unemployed in covid 1984 at June 01, 2020 03:51 PM (ZCiJZ)

Need to go to the company and see who ordered them.

Internal? or external?

Posted by: Romeo13 bar Sinister at June 01, 2020 03:57 PM (NgKpN)

496 Floyd was alive when Chauvin knelt on his neck and then he wasn't. What does it matter if it's carotid artery compression or asphyxiation? He knelt on his neck until dead.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 01, 2020 03:38 PM (gd9RK)

Seems pretty simple.
Until the smart people start talking.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 01, 2020 03:46 PM (z79tQ)


It might matter when it gets to court. The state has charged him with 3rd degree murder. I don't know what it takes to meet that standard, but it's possible the autopsy will show cause of death to be something other than what the cop did.

I don't know that any of that matters right now, but eventually it will.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 01, 2020 03:49 PM (hku12)


If by some weird chance the defense manages to complicate things to the point of reasonable doubt and Chauvin walks, you'll see things burn you didn't think were flammable.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 01, 2020 03:57 PM (z79tQ)

497 would avoid the area at all costs.



I have also had friends warn me that the "protesters" are going
after anyone or any cars with American flags or even anything supporting
police or first-responders of any kind. Even the blue flags supporting
medical personnel for their COVID-19 duty.



So please be careful, anyone in the area.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at June 01, 2020 03:47 PM (Do5/p)



Those damn white supremacists/white nationalists at it again
Posted by: TheQuietMan


***

So you're saying I need to take my American and Gadsden flags off my truck? They are mounted on the roll bar that supports my M-60.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2020 03:58 PM (axyOa)

498 I see the same fingerprints.

Posted by: runner at June 01, 2020 03:58 PM (zr5Kq)

499 Judge Sullivan submitted his response to the Writ of Mandamus just a while ago

His lawyer argued that an adversarial process leads to better outcomes..

doesnt sound like a winner
Posted by: McCool at June 01, 2020 03:53 PM (+Lg8f)


ffs

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2020 03:58 PM (Saar8)

500 Wow; I assume this information is with Bill Barr and the President.

I hope so as well. The interesting thing is that they actually traced the palette of bricks using the freaking bar code.

Posted by: shibumi, semi-unemployed in covid 1984 at June 01, 2020 03:58 PM (ZCiJZ)

501 >>Michigan is WIDE OPEN.


You are thinking of West Vagina

Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2020 03:58 PM (0i9Wk)

502 476 The Democratic Party is cracking.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 01, 2020 03:38 PM (LvTSG)
------------------------------
Maybe so, but as long as half the country (or more) push the D-button automatically, they're still winning.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 01, 2020 03:55 PM (M/9m0)

I am having an increasingly hard time being civil- minded towards a number of acquaintances who are kneejerk Democrats.

Posted by: tubal at June 01, 2020 03:58 PM (90T4r)

503 >>> 452 Judge Sullivan submitted his response to the Writ of Mandamus just a while ago

His lawyer argued that an adversarial process leads to better outcomes..

doesnt sound like a winner
Posted by: McCool at June 01, 2020 03:53 PM

Couldn't riding around on a futuristic motorbike gunning people down and growling "I AM THE LAW" also lead to "better outcomes"? I mean, if that's the criteria and all.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 01, 2020 03:58 PM (l6b3d)

504 The military has an entire range of non lethal weapons. The problem is that some of those options have counter measures and these terrorists are aware of what they are. They are well organized and financed on a level we have almost never seen before. That means one thing, this ends in use of lethal force and then a long string of organizational takedowns.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at June 01, 2020 03:58 PM (OQrdk)

505 488 LRAD: Long Range Acoustic Device.

Yep, that's it.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 01, 2020 03:58 PM (+7yf7)

506 Misanthropy is superior to bigotry and racism. Hating everyone from the jump is a real timesaver.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
--------

*hmm. should I link to 'The Merry Minuet'?*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2020 03:58 PM (bk3Sg)

507 Sup, y'all?
Posted by: Weasel at June 01, 2020 03:56 PM (MVjcR)
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Yo.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 01, 2020 03:58 PM (5pybm)

508


I got a haircut over the weekend. They took my temperature when I entered and I had to wear a mask during the haircut. The girl who cut my hair said, This is all so stupid. I can't wait for everything to get back to normal

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 01, 2020 03:58 PM (pHBfl)

509 I'm listening to a radio talk show guy saying the
military has non-lethal anti-riot weapons such as sounds that make
people violently ill.



I'm like, play them the Brown Note! Make the Antifags poop their pants!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 01, 2020 03:54 PM (+7yf7)

check out lrad. i think there is a company of that name too. I checked it out about a year ago but have not even looked it up since.

Posted by: Quint at June 01, 2020 03:58 PM (hHxp2)

510 The website made me do it

Blame PornHub, they wont mind.

Posted by: DaveA at June 01, 2020 03:58 PM (FhXTo)

511 14 Trillion in reparations. By the time the money hit the accounts, it would be worthless.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at June 01, 2020 03:58 PM (svbBD)

512 The wife has informed me that I am NOT allowed to buy more 9mm handguns, no matter sales CDNN has on.

But she has green lit more ammo purchases. So doing that, instead.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 01, 2020 03:58 PM (l4C/z)

513 "I'm listening to a radio talk show guy saying the military has non-lethal anti-riot weapons such as sounds that make people violently ill."

Fran Drescher's voice?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2020 03:58 PM (xCDE6)

514 How many Stelters does it take to keep a hovel warm for the night.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 01, 2020 03:59 PM (Q6JxU)

515 They want race riots. They want civil unrest, and most of all they want Trump to fall.

Posted by: runner at June 01, 2020 03:59 PM (zr5Kq)

516 Need to go to the company and see who ordered them.

Internal? or external?
Posted by: Romeo13 bar Sinister at June 01, 2020 03:57 PM (NgKpN)


paid for them

money changes hands from the very filthy to the goonsquads

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2020 03:59 PM (Saar8)

517 "Jebus - if every brick pile was a plot Texas they replace the word Byzantine with the word Texantine. In the newer cities intersections are usually decorative pave stones. Pretty much the rule. So seeing pallets of pave stones on streets isn't unusual."

And who cares where the bricks came from -- what matters is who paid for them.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 01, 2020 03:59 PM (naEeR)

518 But, does Michigan do butt stuff?

(Only if you stick it in Detroit! rimshot)

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 01, 2020 03:59 PM (+7yf7)

519 492 "I'm listening to a radio talk show guy saying the military has non-lethal anti-riot weapons such as sounds that make people violently ill."

- -

It's an iPod loaded with Obama speeches.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at June 01, 2020 03:57 PM (C+We0)

Slim Whitman, Indian Love Song.

Posted by: tubal at June 01, 2020 03:59 PM (90T4r)

520 513 "I'm listening to a radio talk show guy saying the military has non-lethal anti-riot weapons such as sounds that make people violently ill."


Do they have the brown note ?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 01, 2020 03:59 PM (Zmnko)

521 350 308

Those studies have been around for a while and usually the same conclusion. People hate being worse off than the next guy more than they love being well of themselves. It is weird.
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at June 01, 2020 03:42 PM (4T0BB)

===

This is very easy to understand psychologically.

If you make more money than those around you, you are "rich" no matter what you make. If you make less, then you are "poor."

Just as if someone is older than you are, they are "old," but if they are younger than you, they are "young."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 01, 2020 03:59 PM (4BMGG)

522 A little light music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UJtMG7Eexk

Posted by: Braenyard at June 01, 2020 03:59 PM (M8tth)

523 Posted by: runner at June 01, 2020 03:56 PM (zr5Kq)

Well, I'm White, and I FREELY admit I am Racist.

A True 100% Racist.

I don't think the human race has a damn thing going for it anymore!

Posted by: Romeo13 bar Sinister at June 01, 2020 04:00 PM (NgKpN)

524 512 The wife has informed me that I am NOT allowed to buy more 9mm handguns, no matter sales CDNN has on.

But she has green lit more ammo purchases. So doing that, instead.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 01, 2020 03:58 PM (l4C/z)

==========

This sounds like Dolley saying I can't buy more movies.

There are 8 in the mail, by the way.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 01, 2020 04:00 PM (LvTSG)

525 Michigan is WIDE OPEN.
Posted by: Looters at June 01, 2020 03:56 PM (Qh48R)


The windows were smashed out of the Romney (not that Romney, his dad) Building last night. It's across the street from the capitol and houses, among other State offices, the governor's office.

Shit, if I'd known it was that easy, I'd have done it in April.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 01, 2020 04:00 PM (t+qrx)

526 Gosh, it's as if Stelter is really stupid, or gullible, or stupid and gullible. Perhaps even disingenuous. One might be forgiving, if he were not aggressively stupid and gullible, and disingenuous.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2020 03:46 PM (bPH26)
----
He was born stupid and gullible

He had to go to college to become disingenuous.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, 1st Murder Hornet Squadron at June 01, 2020 04:00 PM (4o2K3)

527 He wants his "lawyer" to do a limited investigation then submit for him to decide Flynns innocence or guilt...

That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 01, 2020 04:00 PM (r+sAi)

528 If by some weird chance the defense manages to complicate things to the point of reasonable doubt and Chauvin walks, you'll see things burn you didn't think were flammable.
Posted by: OneEyedJack


He'll walk because there isn't anywhere in this country where he's going to get a fair trial by an impartial jury.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2020 04:00 PM (axyOa)

529 513 "I'm listening to a radio talk show guy saying the military has non-lethal anti-riot weapons such as sounds that make people violently ill."

Fran Drescher's voice?

No, Tom Bauerle. OHHH, you meant...

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 01, 2020 04:00 PM (+7yf7)

530
Notice he immediately attempts to preemptively attack his critics,
but accusing them of "using this brief exchange to distract from what
really matters -- the protesters (you mean the rioters?), the police,
and the church."


So he's telling you you can't criticize him for his antifa leanings.


Some apology!



It's just this damn war and that lying son of a bitch Johnson

Posted by: pep at June 01, 2020 04:00 PM (T6t7i)

531 504. The militants may indeed be prepared for everything. But the normal average person out there with a 2x4 bashing target windows is not. They will disperse, leaving the prepared folks behind, which is who we want anyway.

Though, I believe they would just melt into the ether to fight another day anyway. This is just the start.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at June 01, 2020 04:00 PM (svbBD)

532 Joe Biden manages to suggest two moronic "Police Reform" tropes in one statement.

1. Someone with a knife is unarmed, or at the very least not very dangerous
2. Cops should just shoot people in the leg

"One example he said was if cops are rushed by an 'unarmed' person 'with a knife or something' the cops could 'shoot them in the leg instead of the heart is a very different thing.'"

Source: https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycqv99oh

Having watched Joe Biden for a few years now, it seems to me that when he's not saying absolutely insane things, he's repeating tired talking points that went out of style in the 80s because they were so dumb.

1. Knives are dangerous. You can be killed very quickly with a knife.

2. Cops don't shoot people in the leg for several reasons. First, you don't shoot unless you're responding to a deadly threat. You don't respond to a deadly threat with half measures. That's how you get dead. Second, the leg is hard to hit, especially when you have a person running at you and you only get one shot at stopping them. Third, you can still die from a leg wound. There's a great big artery called the femoral artery that runs up the inside of your leg. If you get shot there, you're dying in minutes.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 01, 2020 04:00 PM (UW2ZS)

533 The wife has informed me that I am NOT allowed to buy more 9mm handguns, no matter sales CDNN has on.



But she has green lit more ammo purchases. So doing that, instead.


Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 01, 2020 03:58 PM

---

I want to have a Sig P365 in every room in the house. I need to buy seven more.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 01, 2020 04:00 PM (JUOKG)

534 Donna, Stelter WANTS that one.
He says he loves the "soft feeling in his pants."

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 01, 2020 04:00 PM (L2ZTs)

535 "His lawyer argued that an adversarial process leads to better outcomes..

doesnt sound like a winner"

Except there was no crime, and the prosecutors acknowledge that now. Any "adversary" is just someone who wants to punish Flynn for helping Trump.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 01, 2020 04:00 PM (naEeR)

536
I was born this way! Yet you tortured me with golf clubs, baseball mitts and scissors. As a proud left-hander I will no longer submit to your oppression!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2020 04:00 PM (mht8P)

537 was lrad, the new company is called Genasys

Posted by: Quint at June 01, 2020 04:00 PM (hHxp2)

538 Psychologists took a group of people and asked them:

...Would you rather have:

- a job that paid you $90,000 a year while everyone else in your office gets paid $70,000 a year, OR

- a job that pays you $100,000 a year while everyone else in your office gets $150,000 a year?

Most people chose the $90k a year job. They'd rather have less, so long as everyone else has even less.

Hmmmmmmm
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 01, 2020 03:37 PM

This result is misleading because power and status are worth something to almost everyone. The 90,000 job suggests you are top dog, the 100,000 suggests you are everybody's bitch.

Posted by: Stelter With Feet Smaller Than My Sister at June 01, 2020 04:00 PM (uEbPt)

539 527 He wants his "lawyer" to do a limited investigation then submit for him to decide Flynns innocence or guilt...

That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 01, 2020 04:00 PM (r+sAi)

===========

Lord, I want the Circuit court to smack him down so hard and so fast.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 01, 2020 04:01 PM (LvTSG)

540 Misanthropy is superior to bigotry and racism. Hating everyone from the jump is a real timesaver.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
------

The Irish are a fair people - they never speak well of one another. -- Dr. Johnson

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2020 04:01 PM (830x5)

541 Do they have the brown note ?

Posted by: It's me donna


Biden is available but hasn't been weaponized yet.

Posted by: pep at June 01, 2020 04:01 PM (T6t7i)

542 "I'm listening to a radio talk show guy saying the military has non-lethal anti-riot weapons such as sounds that make people violently ill."

Yoko LP collection?

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 01, 2020 04:01 PM (L2ZTs)

543 Brick Pallets in Frisco, TX for rioters/Antifa


my mother would be shocked

she was born in Frisco

Posted by: Black man at June 01, 2020 04:01 PM (JgrP5)

544 #477 appeals court ordered Sullivan to respond, not another lawyer. Sullivan doesn't have a right to use a lawyer in his response.

Posted by: torabora at June 01, 2020 04:01 PM (Qh48R)

545 I was born this way! Yet you tortured me with golf clubs, baseball mitts and scissors. As a proud left-hander I will no longer submit to your oppression!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


***FISTBUMP***

Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2020 04:01 PM (4RRDi)

546 His lawyer argued that an adversarial process leads to better outcomes..

doesnt sound like a winner
Posted by: McCool at June 01, 2020 03:53 PM (+Lg8f)


This is the response from the high-dollar lawyer?

Sounds like money well spent.

Posted by: blaster at June 01, 2020 04:01 PM (ZfRYq)

547
You guys missed the whole point to the BET guy's proposal: He said the $14T is just a start to fixing things.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 01, 2020 04:01 PM (eWqtM)

548 Anyone who thinks Biden can stop it also believes that Biden or his backers orchestrated this whole thing.

Helluva good electoral stance, right? Vote for me or the violence will continue.

Posted by: Kindltot , or Kindleglucke if you prefer at June 01, 2020 04:01 PM (bMMCK)

549 Dear left handed friends:

Paper Mate Inkjoy Gel

Good writing and very fast drying.

https://tinyurl.com/y7oavtah

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Atlanta last had a Republican mayor in the 1870s at June 01, 2020 04:01 PM (rImxe)

550 LRAD: Long Range Acoustic Device.

Yep, that's it.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 01, 2020 03:58 PM (+7yf7)


looping Swalwell's gaseous state.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2020 04:01 PM (Saar8)

551 Brick Pallets in Frisco, TX for rioters/Antifa

Delivered by AcmeBrick, Ft Worth, TX.
........

Wile E. Coyote is Antifa?

Posted by: wth at June 01, 2020 04:01 PM (v0R5T)

552 Blame PornHub, they wont mind.
Posted by: DaveA at June 01, 2020 03:58 PM (FhXTo)

Has anyone, um, ventured over to PornHub lately?
They have ads featuring a guy in a hazmat suit and the the banner headline

STAY SAFE!
STAY HOME and JERK-OFF!


lol

Posted by: ESQ at June 01, 2020 04:02 PM (CqE5x)

553 "I'm listening to a radio talk show guy saying
the military has non-lethal anti-riot weapons such as sounds that make
people violently ill."



Fran Drescher's voice?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2020 03:58 PM (xCDE6)

The brown note! - Dr. Krieger

Posted by: Archer at June 01, 2020 04:02 PM (gmo/4)

554 I want to have a Sig P365 in every room in the house. I need to buy seven more.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 01, 2020 04:00 PM (JUOKG)
-----------

Maybe get a deal on a bulk purchase?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 01, 2020 04:02 PM (5pybm)

555 A sock without context is sometimes just weird.

Posted by: ... at June 01, 2020 04:02 PM (uEbPt)

556 352 Denial of access to education, which is a primary driver of accumulation of income and wealth, is a wealth transfer."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2020 03:21 PM (aKsyK)

Fine. We'll subsidize the purchase of textbooks.

Happy now?

Wait - we already provide free textbooks.
______________

And free computers and free internet access and free food and free medical care and free housing and free education, etc.. And we have provided this shit to the poor for decades now, so there should not be any uneducated people in the U.S. today.

But one look at any inner city's public schools and you can see how little blacks value education.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink it. And you can provide all sorts of educational resources to people, but you can't make them use them.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 01, 2020 04:02 PM (k4dH2)

557 You guys missed the whole point to the BET guy's proposal:

--

Ha. I no sh*t read that as the EBT guy's proposal.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Atlanta last had a Republican mayor in the 1870s at June 01, 2020 04:02 PM (rImxe)

558 Willowed:



I saw something last night that Antifa is telling their comrades to
scrub their electronic footprint because the Feds are now involved. I'll
bet Twatter is helping them







All those hood rats using their cellphone cams to livestream their activities and post selfies?



Hello geotags.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2020 03:10 PM (4RRDi)

Too late for that now. The internet is forever.

Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline at June 01, 2020 04:02 PM (rW3bu)

559 Brick Pallets in Frisco, TX for rioters/Antifa


my mother would be shocked

she was born in Frisco
Posted by: Black man



Ooooooh. Next town east.

*goes back to unloading magazines so I can reload them.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2020 04:02 PM (4RRDi)

560
"I'm listening to a radio talk show guy saying the military has non-lethal anti-riot weapons such as sounds that make people violently ill."

The Works of Leonid Brezhnev, narrated by Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2020 04:02 PM (mht8P)

561 Buncha left-handed freaks up in here.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 01, 2020 04:02 PM (KnJdm)

562 I have access to a few HMMWV's if anyone wants to go for a ride and play bumper pool.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at June 01, 2020 04:02 PM (OQrdk)

563 TURN THIS PROSECUTION BACK ON!!!

Posted by: Judge Sullivan at June 01, 2020 04:03 PM (oVJmc)

564 Michigan is a fist.

Posted by: klaftern at June 01, 2020 04:03 PM (RuIsu)

565 I was born this way! Yet you tortured me with golf clubs, baseball mitts and scissors. As a proud left-hander I will no longer submit to your oppression!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


***FISTBUMP***
Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2020 04:01 PM (4RRDi

How very gauche of you.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 01, 2020 04:03 PM (Q6JxU)

566 The wife has informed me that I am NOT allowed to buy more 9mm handguns, no matter sales CDNN has on.



But she has green lit more ammo purchases. So doing that, instead.


Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 01, 2020 03:58 PM

Yeah, but she didn't mention 1911s, now did she?

Posted by: joncelli the Wanderer at June 01, 2020 04:03 PM (1FhAQ)

567 547
You guys missed the whole point to the BET guy's proposal: He said the $14T is just a start to fixing things.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 01, 2020 04:01 PM (eWqtM)


Something something next time we should pick our own damn cotton.

Posted by: tubal at June 01, 2020 04:03 PM (90T4r)

568 558 Too late for that now. The internet is forever.
Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline at June 01, 2020 04:02 PM (rW3bu)

===========

Tell that to Blasey Ford.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 01, 2020 04:03 PM (LvTSG)

569 Uh, oh. Prayerful protest at city hall is about to go violent. Things being thrown and scuffles with cops breaking out.


Just what was their prayer I'm wondering?




Posted by: Ripley at June 01, 2020 04:03 PM (MxEKc)

570 This result is misleading because power and status are worth something to almost everyone. The 90,000 job suggests you are top dog, the 100,000 suggests you are everybody's bitch.
Posted by: Stelter With Feet Smaller Than My Sister at June 01, 2020 04:00 PM (uEbPt)

THIS

Posted by: JoeF. at June 01, 2020 04:03 PM (CqE5x)

571 I'm dying over here picturing a massive Brown Note being beamed at at the rioters and all the Antifags shitting their pants in unison!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 01, 2020 04:03 PM (+7yf7)

572 We have spent over $20 Trillion on the War on Poverty and I would say well over 50% has gone to blacks.

PS Poverty Won!

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at June 01, 2020 04:03 PM (JFO2v)

573 485
Did you know that Stelter in his ancestral homeland means 'really stupid ones'?


In his homeland, they burn Stelters for fuel.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 01, 2020 03:56 PM (oVJmc)

You gotta dry a Stelter out, otherwise you get a smoky, stinky fire, if any

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 01, 2020 04:04 PM (l4C/z)

574 569 Uh, oh. Prayerful protest at city hall is about to go violent. Things being thrown and scuffles with cops breaking out.


Just what was their prayer I'm wondering?




Posted by: Ripley at June 01, 2020 04:03 PM (MxEKc)

========

For the end to capitalism, which will...end police power?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 01, 2020 04:04 PM (LvTSG)

575 Denial of access to education, which is a primary driver of accumulation of income and wealth, is a wealth transfer.

--

BTW, it was posted a few days ago, but apparently Minneapolis minorities have something like a 2/3 functional illiteracy rate.

The cops are bad, but the teachers are the real professionals.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Atlanta last had a Republican mayor in the 1870s at June 01, 2020 04:04 PM (rImxe)

576
Is there any information on how much damage the church fire did?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 01, 2020 04:04 PM (r7SBj)

577 You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make
him drink it. And you can provide all sorts of educational resources to
people, but you can't make them use them.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 01, 2020 04:02 PM (k4dH2)

Which is why I support ending mandatory education at 8th grade. Plus, give schools a lot more freedom to expel students. The few that do care hardly have much opportunity in the chaos.

Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline at June 01, 2020 04:04 PM (rW3bu)

578 "I'm listening to a radio talk show guy saying
the military has non-lethal anti-riot weapons such as sounds that make
people violently ill."



Fran Drescher's voice?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2020 03:58 PM (xCDE6)

The brown note! - Dr. Krieger
Posted by: Archer


Makes it turn liquid and bowels loose.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2020 04:04 PM (4RRDi)

579 569 Uh, oh. Prayerful protest at city hall is about to go violent. Things being thrown and scuffles with cops breaking out.


well let's see they've let this protest happen the past three days and each time it ended in rioting

WHAT OTHER PROTEST WOULD THE PHILLY PD ALLOW IF IT HAS PREVIOUSLY LED TO RIOTS?!?!?

Posted by: SorryBlackOrchid at June 01, 2020 04:04 PM (j9HX3)

580 521 350 308

Those studies have been around for a while and usually the same conclusion. People hate being worse off than the next guy more than they love being well of themselves. It is weird.
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at June 01, 2020 03:42 PM (4T0BB)

===

This is very easy to understand psychologically.

If you make more money than those around you, you are "rich" no matter what you make. If you make less, then you are "poor."

Just as if someone is older than you are, they are "old," but if they are younger than you, they are "young."
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 01, 2020 03:59 PM (4BMGG)

I think one point that is being missed is that it can be implied that the person making more money than his peers is valued more by his employer so therefore would seemingly have more job security as well as prestige.

Posted by: StrawMan at June 01, 2020 04:04 PM (78ihC)

581 So the UN has weighed in on Our "protests" said we should listen to the protesters complaints...Like put the TV's closer to the front door?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 01, 2020 04:04 PM (Zmnko)

582 575 Denial of access to education, which is a primary driver of accumulation of income and wealth, is a wealth transfer.

--

BTW, it was posted a few days ago, but apparently Minneapolis minorities have something like a 2/3 functional illiteracy rate.

The cops are bad, but the teachers are the real professionals.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Atlanta last had a Republican mayor in the 1870s at June 01, 2020 04:04 PM (rImxe)

========

All Republicans, by the way.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 01, 2020 04:04 PM (LvTSG)

583 >>This result is misleading because power and status are worth something to almost everyone. The 90,000 job suggests you are top dog, the 100,000 suggests you are everybody's bitch.


Someone stupid, maybe.

I see that as an opportunity at 100k job and the chance to nab a 150k job in my future.

Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2020 04:05 PM (0i9Wk)

584 Frisco PD in TX has responded to the bricks on Twitter:

Frisco PD has responded and investigated the report of bricks near where a planned protest is to be held. It was determined that the bricks were part of a planned HOA construction project and with permission they have been removed to be returned at a later time.

There are now more bricks under a freeway overpass. Obviously another HOA project. You know, like the ones happening all over the US right now. That just happen to be located right at protest sites. Weird, isn't it?

Posted by: shibumi, semi-unemployed in covid 1984 at June 01, 2020 04:05 PM (ZCiJZ)

585 566 The wife has informed me that I am NOT allowed to buy more 9mm handguns, no matter sales CDNN has on.



But she has green lit more ammo purchases. So doing that, instead.


Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 01, 2020 03:58 PM

Yeah, but she didn't mention 1911s, now did she?
Posted by: joncelli the Wanderer at June 01, 2020 04:03 PM (1FhAQ)

*ponders*

Technically, no...she didn't. But I've already got a Ruger SR1911....hmm...

*Goes to check on Rock Island prices*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 01, 2020 04:05 PM (l4C/z)

586 I saw something last night that Antifa is telling their comrades to
scrub their electronic footprint because the Feds are now involved.

-

We've got to have individual tracing! You conservatives don't understand how important our safety is! We're doing this for YOUR grandma!

Wait, nevermind!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Atlanta last had a Republican mayor in the 1870s at June 01, 2020 04:05 PM (rImxe)

587 I just have to share a laugh from my local online paper. The people on there are-after being locked down for almost three months-largely anti Murphy.Some woman who obviously supports him comments, "You goddamn people are so rude. It's not difficult to see why there's so much hate in the world the way you pick, pick, pick" . I told her calling people "goddamn people " wasn't very polite, and that Murphy wasn't reading the online paper and that if people want to be universally loved they shouldn't go into politics.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2020 04:05 PM (+eVzC)

588 14 trillion divided by best estimates of said people gives $292,887 per person. Wonder how they came up with that.

Posted by: Javems at June 01, 2020 04:06 PM (ofIwF)

589 old and busted: pallets of cash

new hotness: pallets of bricks

Posted by: wth at June 01, 2020 04:06 PM (v0R5T)

590
***FISTBUMP***
Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2020 04:01 PM (4RRDi

How very gauche of you.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 01, 2020 04:03 PM (Q6JxU)
-----------

Probably did the fistbump with his right hand, too.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 01, 2020 04:06 PM (5pybm)

591 499 Judge Sullivan submitted his response to the Writ of Mandamus just a while ago

His lawyer argued that an adversarial process leads to better outcomes..

doesnt sound like a winner
Posted by: McCool at June 01, 2020 03:53 PM (+Lg8f)

ffs
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2020 03:58 PM (Saar

I'm not sure what that even means, in the context of the dismissal of Flynn's charges.

Are you sure that Sullivan hired an actual lawyer to make this argument?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 01, 2020 04:06 PM (iuFgi)

592 Pretty interesting. White people, in what I think is a Mercedes (Trumps trust fund terrorists?), handing out bricks to black people, get a talking to.
https://tinyurl.com/ybwe58j7

Posted by: MikeM at June 01, 2020 04:06 PM (MFegb)

593 >>The girl who cut my hair said, This is all so stupid. I can't wait for everything to get back to normal

Yeah, we've been doing hikes on the weekends, picking up lunch or dinner n the way home. Almost everyone on the trails is maskless, and the few with mask raise them only for the 20 seconds it takes tp pass. Everyone is cheerful, friendly, not scared or scoldy. We are so over this farce.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2020 04:06 PM (bDqIh)

594 Speaking of torture there is a YouTube video, 10 hours straight of Hillary Clinton laughing. It is funny and scary at once.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at June 01, 2020 04:06 PM (4T0BB)

595 Buncha left-handed freaks up in here.



Left-handers are smarter, more artistic, better looking, and generally more suave and debonaire than their dexterous counterparts.

It is known.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 01, 2020 04:06 PM (gd9RK)

596 What I want to know about bricks in Frisco --

It is known that they are there, and are there for the rioters. Has anyone removed the bricks yet?

Posted by: Emmie at June 01, 2020 04:06 PM (clsJu)

597 What's the over under on the Burnie Bros' rioting again tonight?

Posted by: El Skanko at June 01, 2020 04:06 PM (y4ePX)

598 Every pro athlete should quick with that payment psychology.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 01, 2020 04:06 PM (mEjqT)

599 >>BTW, it was posted a few days ago, but apparently Minneapolis minorities have something like a 2/3 functional illiteracy rate

So, we should be applauding the grafitti artists not critiquing them?

Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2020 04:06 PM (0i9Wk)

600
Buncha left-handed freaks up in here.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner


Awwww, widdle baby struck out against a southpaw with the winning run at third?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2020 04:06 PM (mht8P)

601 BTW, it was posted a few days ago, but apparently Minneapolis minorities have something like a 2/3 functional illiteracy rate.



The cops are bad, but the teachers are the real professionals.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Atlanta last had a Republican mayor in the 1870s at June 01, 2020 04:04 PM (rImxe)
Average IQ of Somalia - 68. You can't educate people with a 68 IQ.

Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline at June 01, 2020 04:06 PM (rW3bu)

602 >>Buncha left-handed freaks up in here.


They shift like girlz.

Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2020 04:06 PM (0i9Wk)

603 There are now more bricks under a freeway overpass. Obviously another HOA project. You know, like the ones happening all over the US right now. That just happen to be located right at protest sites. Weird, isn't it?

Posted by: shibumi, semi-unemployed in covid 1984 at June 01, 2020 04:05 PM (ZCiJZ)

--

HOA rules prohibit bricks from being stored near the site of construction, duh.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Atlanta last had a Republican mayor in the 1870s at June 01, 2020 04:06 PM (rImxe)

604 I've been looking for $14 trillion. Can't find it, must have left it in my other pants.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 01, 2020 04:06 PM (r+sAi)

605 His lawyer argued that an adversarial process leads to better outcomes..

"And I, for one, will not stand here and listen to you bad mouth the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!"

Marches out, humming the "Star Spangled Banner."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2020 04:06 PM (xCDE6)

606 In 1936, 71% of blacks voted for the dem.
Ike got 39% in 1956.

I can't find data for before 1936.

Huh. It wasn't the Civil Rights Act that switched the black vote; it just added about 15% to the 70% or so already locked in.

Posted by: RoyalOil at June 01, 2020 04:06 PM (KGt+u)

607 Schwack em!!!!
That is all. For now......

Posted by: TwentytwoLR at June 01, 2020 04:07 PM (X2Olq)

608 Quick = Quit

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 01, 2020 04:07 PM (mEjqT)

609
I saw something last night that Antifa is telling their comrades to

scrub their electronic footprint because the Feds are now involved.



-



We've got to have individual tracing! You conservatives don't
understand how important our safety is! We're doing this for YOUR
grandma!



Wait, nevermind!


Posted by: Moron Robbie - Atlanta last had a Republican mayor in the 1870s at June 01, 2020 04:05 PM

---

They are doing this because AG Barr has said he will use Federal domestic terrorism laws to charge people if they travel to another State to fvck $hit up.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 01, 2020 04:07 PM (JUOKG)

610 I was born this way! Yet you tortured me with golf clubs, baseball mitts and scissors. As a proud left-hander I will no longer submit to your oppression!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


One reason I carry an H&K USP.
Got tired of the thumb calisthenics to drop the magazine. USP has a center mag "lever".

Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2020 04:07 PM (4RRDi)

611 There are now more bricks under a freeway overpass. Obviously another HOA project. You know, like the ones happening all over the US right now. That just happen to be located right at protest sites. Weird, isn't it?
Posted by: shibumi, semi-unemployed in covid 1984 at June 01, 2020 04:05 PM (ZCiJZ)

Silly rabbit.

Those bricks were left over from Obama's stimulus package, and have been sitting there for the last 11 years waiting to be put to good use.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 01, 2020 04:07 PM (iuFgi)

612 Dear left handed friends:

Paper Mate Inkjoy Gel

Good writing and very fast drying.
=============

It lacks one quality that would make it a truly left-handed pen.

Held in the left hand, the wording on the barrel is upside down and backward.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2020 04:07 PM (830x5)

613 @Techno_Fog

Sullivan justifying his delay:

The DOJ Motion to Dismiss - and all the evidence it provided in support - do not conclusively establish it is acting properly.

The "unusual developments" allow him to question the "bona fides" of the Motion to Dismiss.

https://tinyurl.com/ybjj6ap6

Posted by: Tami at June 01, 2020 04:08 PM (cF8AT)

614 Stay-at-home order lifted? This doesn't read like anything has been lifted.

6-foot rule still in place. Businesses still ordered closed. Restaurants and bars and such still can't open fully --- 50% capacity --- and still require 6-foot distancing and masks as outlined in EO 97.

So she hasn't lifted shit. This is the media giving her cover.

12. Subject to the exceptions in section 14, the following places are closed to ingress, egress, use, and occupancy by members of the public:

(a) Indoor theaters, cinemas, and performance venues.
(b) Indoor gymnasiums, fitness centers, recreation centers, sports facilities, exercise facilities, exercise studios, and the like.
(c) Facilities offering non-essential personal care services, including hair, nail, tanning, massage, traditional spa, tattoo, body art, and piercing services, and similar personal care services that involve close contact of persons.
(d) Casinos licensed by the Michigan Gaming Control Board, racetracks licensed by the Michigan Gaming Control Board, and Millionaire Parties licensed by the Michigan Gaming Control Board.
6
(e) Indoor services or facilities, or outdoor services or facilities involving close contact of persons, for amusement or other recreational or entertainment purposes, such as amusement parks, arcades, bingo halls, bowling alleys, indoor climbing facilities, indoor dance areas, skating rinks, trampoline parks, and other similar recreational or entertainment facilities.

13. Unless otherwise prohibited by local regulation, restaurants, food courts, cafes, coffeehouses, bars, taverns, brew pubs, breweries, microbreweries, distilleries, wineries, tasting rooms, special licensees, clubs, and like places may be open to the public as follows:
(a) For delivery service, window service, walk-up service, drive-through service, or drive-up service, and may permit up to five members of the public at one time for the purpose of picking up their food or beverage orders, so long as those individuals are at least six feet apart from one another while on premises.
(b) In Regions 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and 7, beginning at 12:01 am on June 8, 2020, for outdoor and indoor seating, subject to the capacity constraints and workplace standards described in Executive Order 2020-97 or any order that may follow from it.
(c) In Regions 6 and 8, for outdoor and indoor seating, subject to the capacity constraints and workplace standards described in Executive Order 2020-97 or any order that may follow from it.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at June 01, 2020 04:08 PM (Do5/p)

615 I think Ace is left handed.

That's probably why he had issues with Throttle Control on his Vespa.

Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2020 04:08 PM (0i9Wk)

616 From last thread: Trump tells governors: "You've got to arrest people, you have to track people, you have to put them in jail for 10 years and you'll never see this stuff again[.]"

This, PDT, is why we are glad you are our president.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 01, 2020 04:08 PM (rpbg1)

617 Just showed up.

Comments are in the 500s.

Time for me to say something devilishly clever, so someone can say "NOOD" right after it.

LAST!!!!

Posted by: RKae at June 01, 2020 04:08 PM (R24C7)

618 #528 Chauvin walks because he's not guilty of murder or manslaughter. He was acting inside of approved training procedures.

I'm not a fan of cops and their training procedures either but this ain't Mayberry either.

Posted by: torabora at June 01, 2020 04:08 PM (Qh48R)

619

Charleston and it's surroundings get hit hard too.

Mount Pleasant warning.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2020 04:08 PM (Saar8)

620 It is known.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 01, 2020 04:06 PM (gd9RK)

To be BS.
Awwww, widdle baby struck out against a southpaw with the winning run at third?



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2020 04:06 PM (mht8P)

Lefties are 0.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 01, 2020 04:08 PM (KnJdm)

621 I wonder what the racial parity factor would be in America right now if not for abortion. Just saying that the Progressive Left probably does not want to talk about THAT too much.

Posted by: tubal at June 01, 2020 04:08 PM (90T4r)

622 The best sales people I know are lefthanded. Really

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 01, 2020 04:08 PM (Q6JxU)

623 Buncha left-handed freaks up in here.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner

Awwww, widdle baby struck out against a southpaw with the winning run at third?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2020 04:06 PM (mht8P)


Or served up a meat ball to a southpaw hitter with the bases loaded? Giving up a hit that is landing right about ... now?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2020 04:08 PM (xCDE6)

624 It is known that they are there, and are there for the rioters. Has anyone removed the bricks yet?
Posted by: Emmie at June 01, 2020 04:06 PM (clsJu)


Thanks, Shibumi; I see you've answered my question already.

Posted by: Emmie at June 01, 2020 04:08 PM (clsJu)

625 Sullivan submits his response "I am merely taxing Flynn"

Circuit agrees, as long as whatever sullivan is doing is called a tax, it is fine.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 01, 2020 04:09 PM (dNzKv)

626 Judge Sullivan getting advice from a cereal box now?

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2020 04:09 PM (ZCEU2)

627 new hotness: pallets of bricks
Posted by: wth at June 01, 2020 04:06 PM (v0R5T)

Democrats dancing: ballets of pricks

(try the veal)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 01, 2020 04:09 PM (xY33I)

628 What I want to know about bricks in Frisco --

It is known that they are there, and are there for the rioters. Has anyone removed the bricks yet?
Posted by: Emmie at June 01, 2020 04:06 PM (clsJu)

That would be too much like work.

Posted by: SFPD at June 01, 2020 04:09 PM (v0R5T)

629 One reason I carry an H&K USP.
Got tired of the thumb calisthenics to drop the magazine. USP has a center mag "lever".
Posted by: rickb223
-----

VP9 has mag release on both sides.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2020 04:09 PM (830x5)

630 The wife has informed me that I am NOT allowed to buy more 9mm handguns, no matter sales CDNN has on.

Well, there are plenty of other handgun calibers, not to mention she left you room to buy any rifle you want.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 01, 2020 04:09 PM (UW2ZS)

631 Hey brain-dead judge, is was already adversarial and the prosecutorial adversary dropped the charges. Good grief, what a simpleton.

Posted by: irright at June 01, 2020 04:09 PM (aSKRB)

632 Just what was their prayer I'm wondering?




Posted by: Ripley at June 01, 2020 04:03 PM (MxEKc)

========

For the end to capitalism, which will...end police power?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower


***

Praying the bricks get delivered on time.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2020 04:09 PM (axyOa)

633 610 I was born this way! Yet you tortured me with golf clubs, baseball mitts and scissors. As a proud left-hander I will no longer submit to your oppression!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


One reason I carry an H&K USP.
Got tired of the thumb calisthenics to drop the magazine. USP has a center mag "lever".
Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2020 04:07 PM (4RRDi)

Walther PPQ also.

There are lots of good ambi pistols for sale nowadays.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 01, 2020 04:09 PM (l4C/z)

634 Quick = Quit
Posted by: Kilroy

No, no.

Quick = Living.

Quit = Dead.

Posted by: RKae at June 01, 2020 04:09 PM (R24C7)

635 I saw something last night that Antifa is telling their comrades to scrub their electronic footprint because the Feds are now involved.



They ain't scrubbing squat. Cell phone pings are forever.

And asking them to give up phone cams won't work.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2020 04:09 PM (4RRDi)

636 It might be time for me to take the trigger locks off the hardware. Sure wish I still owned a shotgun.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 01, 2020 04:09 PM (QZCjk)

637 You should hide your lyin' eyes.

Posted by: Tater Seltzer at June 01, 2020 04:09 PM (Eicbe)

638 In 1936, 71% of blacks voted for the dem.

-

So since the Democrats and Republicans switched names after that, then that means...

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Atlanta last had a Republican mayor in the 1870s at June 01, 2020 04:09 PM (rImxe)

639 Held in the left hand, the wording on the barrel is upside down and backward.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2020 04:07 PM (830x5)

Like lefties. It is not called the dumb hand for nothing.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 01, 2020 04:09 PM (KnJdm)

640 619

Charleston and it's surroundings get hit hard too.

Mount Pleasant warning.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2020 04:08 PM (Saar

===========

It's very spread out. I kinda doubt anything happens away from the couple of miles on the Mount Pleasant side of the Ravenel.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 01, 2020 04:10 PM (LvTSG)

641 RE: Michigan closures, and the rest of the states that use casino money to fund their schools.... what are you going to do when the fall comes and the revenue... is not there? Raise taxes on people who aren't working? Is that the plan?

Posted by: shibumi, semi-unemployed in covid 1984 at June 01, 2020 04:10 PM (ZCiJZ)

642 547
You guys missed the whole point to the BET guy's proposal: He said the $14T is just a start to fixing things.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 01, 2020 04:01 PM (eWqtM)


Another clown, eh?

Posted by: Braenyard at June 01, 2020 04:10 PM (M8tth)

643 Pallet of bricks? How are these being delivered? Unloaded?

Posted by: A dude in MI at June 01, 2020 04:10 PM (/6GbT)

644 618 #528 Chauvin walks because he's not guilty of murder or manslaughter. He was acting inside of approved training procedures.

I'm not a fan of cops and their training procedures either but this ain't Mayberry either.


Why was he on Floyd's neck for 10 minutes. What was he waiting for?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 01, 2020 04:10 PM (dNzKv)

645 630 The wife has informed me that I am NOT allowed to buy more 9mm handguns, no matter sales CDNN has on.

Well, there are plenty of other handgun calibers, not to mention she left you room to buy any rifle you want.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 01, 2020 04:09 PM (UW2ZS)

Also true!

I was specifically inquiring about buying a SDVE and Walther Creed before they went off sale or ran out of stock.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 01, 2020 04:10 PM (l4C/z)

646 They ain't scrubbing squat. Cell phone pings are forever.

And asking them to give up phone cams won't work.
---------------------------------
They also report a time stamped geo location of where the phone is. Remember this when you go Rambo. Don't take your cell phone with you. Take a Karen's cell phone with you.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 01, 2020 04:11 PM (QZCjk)

647
One reason I carry an HK USP.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2020 04:07 PM (4RRDi)

great gun (we always say this...], and the decocking lever is perfect for my left hand!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 01, 2020 04:11 PM (dLLD6)

648
There is no "I in TEAM

Except for the Channel 13 News "I Team"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2020 04:11 PM (aKsyK)

649 I always assumed that Bander was a Switch Hitter.

Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2020 04:11 PM (0i9Wk)

650 How very gauche of you.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 01, 2020 04:03 PM (Q6JxU)
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Not to mention sinister.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, 1st Murder Hornet Squadron at June 01, 2020 04:11 PM (4o2K3)

651 Does Antifa have a use for vinyl siding?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 01, 2020 04:11 PM (Q6JxU)

652 Walther PPQ also.



There are lots of good ambi pistols for sale nowadays.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 01, 2020 04:09 PM (l4C/z)

I think Stag Arms invented the lefty AR.

Posted by: Quint at June 01, 2020 04:11 PM (hHxp2)

653
Left-handers are smarter, more artistic, better looking, and generally more suave and debonaire than their dexterous counterparts.


Testify!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 01, 2020 04:11 PM (pNxlR)

654 645 630 The wife has informed me that I am NOT allowed to buy more 9mm handguns, no matter sales CDNN has on.
----------------------
Buy moar ammo. If you're a good shot you will get all kinds of new weapons.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 01, 2020 04:12 PM (QZCjk)

655 You guys missed the whole point to the BET guy's proposal: He said the $14T is just a start to fixing things.

He said something a few weeks ago that was seen as not openly hostile to Trump, maybe even supportive, therefore he had to regain his credibility.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 01, 2020 04:12 PM (dNzKv)

656 I'm not a fan of cops and their training procedures either but this ain't Mayberry either.

--

Do something about all this rampant crime in our neighborhoods!

(a few years pass)

Stop treating everyone in our neighborhoods like criminals!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Atlanta last had a Republican mayor in the 1870s at June 01, 2020 04:12 PM (rImxe)

657 643 Pallet of bricks? How are these being delivered?
Posted by: A dude in MI at June 01, 2020 04:10 PM (/6GbT)


Obama trying to shoot free throws again?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2020 04:12 PM (xCDE6)

658 Left handers are all very sinister.

Posted by: tubal at June 01, 2020 04:12 PM (90T4r)

659 So do the reparations come with restrictions like only for private school and college tuition? Small business grants? Or is hookers and blow okay too? Wasn't there a show about the curse of lottery winners? And we are going to do that with 15% of our population?

When the slaves were originally set free by the Emancipation Act, they were given money. Quite a bit of money, actually. Having never had money, known how to save, spend, or use it wisely, and wanting to live well after being, well, a slave.. they chose poorly.

Booker T Washington writes about it in Up From Slavery, a book I highly recommend. Ex slaves bought a carriage with horses and rode around in it, bought fancy clothes and wore them around. And the money ran out. They had no jobs, no house, no food. Just a carriage they couldn't keep the horses for and clothes that wore out.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 01, 2020 04:12 PM (KZzsI)

660 There are now more bricks under a freeway overpass. Obviously another HOA project. You know, like the ones happening all over the US right now. That just happen to be located right at protest sites. Weird, isn't it?
Posted by: shibumi, semi-unemployed in covid 1984 at June 01, 2020


I was on board with banning HOAs years ago.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 01, 2020 04:12 PM (t+qrx)

661 SAN DIMAS HIGHSCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!!

Posted by: Judge Emmett Sullivan's Mandamus at June 01, 2020 04:12 PM (Eicbe)

662 My mom and all her old lady friends in NY have been going to a hair speakeasy. A fellow old lady who does their hair has them park a block away and call her, and when they get the all clear, they come up to her house and do a secret knock!

They are all 80 plus years young, God Bless 'em.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 01, 2020 04:12 PM (+7yf7)

663 "And asking them to give up phone cams won't work."

They'll never stop live-streaming their rioting.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 01, 2020 04:13 PM (naEeR)

664 I am left handed. I write, bat, shoot left in hockey and throw lefty. However, I also shoot a gun, golf and bowl right handed.

Posted by: Archer at June 01, 2020 04:13 PM (gmo/4)

665 Left-handers are smarter, more artistic, better looking, and generally more suave and debonaire than their dexterous counterparts.

Testify!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 01, 2020 04:11 PM (pNxlR)


We're also more sinister.

Word to the wise.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2020 04:13 PM (xCDE6)

666 what are you going to do when the fall comes and the revenue... is not there? Raise taxes on people who aren't working? Is that the plan?
Posted by: shibumi, semi-unemployed in covid 1984 at June 01, 2020 04:10 PM (ZCiJZ)

Districts are being told funding is going to be cut (can't cut any other waste out of Lansing!). Always with the school funding... asshoes

Posted by: A dude in MI at June 01, 2020 04:13 PM (/6GbT)

667 Nood

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 01, 2020 04:13 PM (z79tQ)

668 and the greatest left handed golfer of all time, Phil Mickelson, is actually right handed. That has to sting.

Posted by: Quint at June 01, 2020 04:13 PM (hHxp2)

669 Someone stupid, maybe.

I see that as an opportunity at 100k job and the chance to nab a 150k job in my future.
Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2020 04:05 PM (0i9Wk)

I guess. But there's a lot unsaid in the question and it is loaded... and therefore guaranteed to provoke a predictably unpredictable response.

Posted by: ... at June 01, 2020 04:13 PM (uEbPt)

670 The dominant eye is kind of the thing, yes? In shooting terms?

Posted by: tubal at June 01, 2020 04:13 PM (90T4r)

671 Bet guy taking lessons from Nanzi

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2020 04:13 PM (ZCEU2)

672 You know, if Antifa has been declared a domestic terrorist organization, all of that open communication on Twitter is just available to provide the leads for warrants. If they haven't been already monitored because, hey - you're out in the open yelling in public.


I wonder if cub reporter Tater has considered that.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Join The Masquerade with Quality Facial Wear from The Outrage Outlet! at June 01, 2020 04:13 PM (0QYMt)

673 Why was he on Floyd's neck for 10 minutes. What was he waiting for?


The relevant use of force guidelines are posted at #421. It's pretty clear about pay attention and make sure you don't murder the guy.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 01, 2020 04:13 PM (gd9RK)

674 The rage is no longer directed at the police the rage is directed at America and American values. Race has nothing to do with it. I rage at the lefty values an antifa. I image there are more of people like me and less of the maniac lefty assholes.

Posted by: USNtakim at June 01, 2020 04:14 PM (0OmEj)

675 And then there's another woman who when people complain about the riots say "Leave the protests out of it. (I guess she thinks the riots are by white nationalists). You are hateful racist, bigoted people. You make me sick to my stomach"
Some people need to take breaks from chat boards.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2020 04:14 PM (+eVzC)

676 Chauvin walks because he's not guilty of murder or manslaughter. He was acting inside of approved training procedures.

I am skeptical that kneeling on some dude's neck in ANY circumstances, let alone when they are not resisting, cuffed, and on their face on the ground is procedure in any police service in the country.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 01, 2020 04:14 PM (KZzsI)

677
There is no "I in TEAM


There is no "you", either.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 01, 2020 04:14 PM (pNxlR)

678 641 RE: Michigan closures, and the rest of the states that use casino money to fund their schools.... what are you going to do when the fall comes and the revenue... is not there? Raise taxes on people who aren't working? Is that the plan?
Posted by: shibumi, semi-unemployed in covid 1984 at June 01, 2020 04:10 PM (ZCiJZ)
----------------------------
School this fall? You jest.
We must shut down again for the Second Wave.
Mail-in ballots will be distributed!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 01, 2020 04:14 PM (M/9m0)

679 I'm sure a good cop tactic will be play now. Uniformed cops out on a front line. Undercover behind to nail fire bottle throwers. They must taser them and cuff them. No bail jail, to get them off the street.

Posted by: Redenzo at June 01, 2020 04:15 PM (E7vND)

680 649 I always assumed that Bander was a Switch Hitter.
Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2020 04:11 PM (0i9Wk)

He strikes out from both sides of the plate?

Posted by: StrawMan at June 01, 2020 04:15 PM (78ihC)

681 Why was he on Floyd's neck for 10 minutes. What was he waiting for?
--------------------------
It took 4 cops to handcuff George. He was a violent suspect. The neck lock takes all desire out of a guy who wants to be frisky without killing him. I have no idea what he died of. But it wasn't asphyxiation.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 01, 2020 04:15 PM (QZCjk)

682 The dominant eye is kind of the thing, yes? In shooting terms?
Posted by: tubal at June 01, 2020 04:13 PM (90T4r

Yep and I'm screwed because I'm right handed and left eye dominant. I do a modified weaver stance.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 01, 2020 04:15 PM (mEjqT)

683 I am left handed. I write, bat, shoot left in hockey and throw lefty. However, I also shoot a gun, golf and bowl right handed.
Posted by: Archer at June 01, 2020 04:13 PM (gmo/4)


I'm left-handed, and bat and throw left-handed, but golf right-handed (which actually makes more sense, as my golf instructor told me; my dominant hand pulls the club, rather than pushing it). For some reason I shoot a pistol right-handed, but shoot a rifle left-handed (left-eye dominant).

So ... it's complicated.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2020 04:16 PM (xCDE6)

684 648
There is no "I in TEAM

Except for the Channel 13 News "I Team"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2020 04:11 PM (aKsyK)

But there is a 'me' in team.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 01, 2020 04:16 PM (iuFgi)

685 In 1936, 71% of blacks voted for the dem.
--------------------------------------------------------------

I could be wrong, but I think blacks in the big northern cities voted Dem by that point, while blacks in the rural south voted GOP.


The Democrats have always been great at building coalitions of people who hate each other


Racist Whites AND Blacks.

Jews AND Muslims

Gays AND Homophobic blacks

Cops AND criminals

etc....

Posted by: JoeF. at June 01, 2020 04:16 PM (CqE5x)

686 494 I demand reparations for the pain I've suffered all
my life as a left-handed person. You right-handers with your privilege
have no idea what I go through.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2020 03:50 PM (mht8P)



Word.



Posted by: Romeo13 bar Sinister at June 01, 2020 03:54 PM

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I get double reparations because I am left handed and pasty white and I burn if I think about going out in the sun.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 01, 2020 03:57 PM (JUOKG)

yeah.

I'm still suffering from the time I turned out for Little League when I was 9, and there were no left-handed gloves.

yeah, I need a few million dollars for that horrible injustice.

yeah.

this is the way it works, right?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 01, 2020 04:16 PM (sy5kK)

687 "Left-handers are smarter, more artistic, better
looking, and generally more suave and debonaire than their dexterous
counterparts.



It is known.

Posted by: Bandersnatch"


It is also known they also suffer from delusions of grandeur.

Posted by: Ripley at June 01, 2020 04:16 PM (MxEKc)

688 It's very spread out. I kinda doubt anything happens away from the couple of miles on the Mount Pleasant side of the Ravenel.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 01, 2020 04:10 PM (LvTSG)

they are hitting the mall supposedly

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2020 04:17 PM (Saar8)

689 Funny that Trump noticed this video!

@realDonaldTrump

Anarchists, we see you!

https://tinyurl.com/yb3ueyne

(White guy in hat paying 2 yutes to go riot and telling them where the bricks are)

Posted by: Tami at June 01, 2020 04:17 PM (cF8AT)

690 659 So do the reparations come with restrictions like only for private school and college tuition? Small business grants? Or is hookers and blow okay too? Wasn't there a show about the curse of lottery winners? And we are going to do that with 15% of our population?
_______________

If it comes out to about $300k per black person (as somebody above calculated), most would probably be broke within a year.

That's probably why the BET guy wants the $14 trillion for starters. A couple years later it'll be $30 trillion or $50 trillion or more, because the $14 trillion obviously wasn't enough.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 01, 2020 04:17 PM (k4dH2)

691 In 1936 fdr got 61% of the vote overall. So blacks at 71% was kinda in line with everyone else.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at June 01, 2020 04:17 PM (4T0BB)

692 Gee.
Think Sullivan would rule in favor of his hand-picked substitute prosecutor?

Posted by: Judge Sullivan at June 01, 2020 04:18 PM (oVJmc)

693 I'm left handed.

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at June 01, 2020 04:18 PM (v0R5T)

694 I put my belt on like a left hander and play hockey left handed.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 01, 2020 04:18 PM (mEjqT)

695 658 Left handers are all very sinister.
Posted by: tubal at June 01, 2020 04:12 PM (90T4r)


Obama is left-handed.

*ducks*
*runs*

Posted by: Emmie at June 01, 2020 04:18 PM (clsJu)

696 I just want my life back.

I want to go to a mariners game, watch them get crushed by the D-Rays, drink warm, expensive beer and eat a shitty hot dog. In the rain.

is that too much to ask?

This is definitely a Mariners fan. After decades of irrelevance the Minnesota Twins had a spark last year. Fortunately Kung Flu and Antifa have arrived to eliminate the return to AAA ball.

Posted by: free tibet at June 01, 2020 04:19 PM (1pWOI)

697 Tater "fell victim." So passive voice. He is a real bouncy power bottom.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - Hydroxy Chloro Queen and Bat Soup Nazi at June 01, 2020 04:19 PM (rCwaK)

698 But there is a 'me' in team.
_____________

There's tame and meat in there too. Which is probably why Tater likes it.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 01, 2020 04:19 PM (k4dH2)

699 It took 4 cops to handcuff George. He was a violent suspect. The neck lock takes all desire out of a guy who wants to be frisky without killing him. I have no idea what he died of. But it wasn't asphyxiation.
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 01, 2020 04:15 PM (QZCjk)


Per the NYT (!) he was 6'7" and of a "hefty build," and had played power forward.

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/05/27/us/

george-floyd-minneapolis-death.html

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2020 04:20 PM (xCDE6)

700 Ah, here we go. Though even though it states restaurants and bars may "reopen fully", it qualifies that with saying they must adhere to EO 71, which states that only 50% capacity, 6-feet spacing and masks are required. So that is NOT "reopen fully".

https://bit.ly/2XnFSNp

With this order, I find it reasonable and necessary to move the state to Stage 4 of the Michigan Safe Start Plan. As a result, Michiganders are no longer required to stay home.

Instead, certain businesses will remain closed and specific activities that present a heightened risk of infection will remain prohibited.

Any work that is capable of being performed remotely must be performed remotely.

Under this order, retailers will be allowed to resume operations on June 4.

Restaurants and bars may reopen fully on June 8.

Swimming pools and day camps for kids will also be permitted to reopen on the same day.

Those businesses and activities will be subject to safety guidance to mitigate the risk of infection.

Other businesses and activities that necessarily involve close contact and shared surfaces, including gyms, hair salons, indoor theaters, tattoo parlors, casinos, and similar establishments, will remain closed for the time being.

Michiganders must continue to wear face coverings when in enclosed public spaces and should continue to take all reasonable precautions to protect themselves, their co-workers, their loved ones, and their communities.

Indoor social gatherings and events of more than 10 people are prohibited. Outdoor social gatherings and events are permitted so long as
people maintain six feet of distance from one another and the assemblage consists of no more than 100 people.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at June 01, 2020 04:20 PM (Do5/p)

701 687 "Left-handers are smarter, more artistic, better
looking, and generally more suave and debonaire than their dexterous
counterparts.

It is known.

Posted by: Bandersnatch"
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Thank God we shake hands with our right paws. I really don't want to shake hands with guy that has sex with his left hand.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 01, 2020 04:20 PM (QZCjk)

702 692 Gee.
Think Sullivan would rule in favor of his hand-picked substitute prosecutor?
______________

Of course! He'll be totes objective! Just because he picked the prosecutor himself, and called the defendant a traitor in open court, doesn't mean he's in any way biased.

And you're a raaaaaaaacist h8ter if you think otherwise!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 01, 2020 04:21 PM (k4dH2)

703 Whitmers' opening up the state, right. She is still demanding that barber shops, hair salons remain closed.

In addition to all indoor venues except restaurants, which can now open to 50% capacity. Of which they cannot hardly operate.

She is allowing fitness centers to have OUTDOOR classes. Because when you operate a fitness center, everyone wants to do jazzercise in the parking lot.

Where is the Republican's appeal of their lawsuit?

Posted by: Jen the original at June 01, 2020 04:21 PM (QR/xh)

704 699 It took 4 cops to handcuff George. He was a violent suspect. The neck lock takes all desire out of a guy who wants to be frisky without killing him. I have no idea what he died of. But it wasn't asphyxiation.
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 01, 2020 04:15 PM (QZCjk)

Per the NYT (!) he was 6'7" and of a "hefty build," and had played power forward.

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/05/27/us/

george-floyd-minneapolis-death.html
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So another Gentle Giant. Not another Jogger in the neighborhood. Good to know.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 01, 2020 04:22 PM (QZCjk)

705 Has Whitmer figured out yet that her cops probably don't want to start shit in Detroit enforcing her nanny whims? I predict a second wave of Vicious Blue Flu is coming.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 01, 2020 04:24 PM (QZCjk)

706 One reason I carry an HK USP.

Got tired of the thumb calisthenics to drop the magazine. USP has a center mag "lever".

Posted by: rickb223

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VP9 has mag release on both sides.


Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2020 04:09 PM

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Go with the original Walther PPS, it has the mag release on the trigger guard. I can switch mags lightning quick with either hand with that pistol and have never dropped one by accident.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 01, 2020 04:24 PM (JUOKG)

707 Robert Johnson of BET fame can start with 'his' billions. F him.

Posted by: free tibet at June 01, 2020 04:25 PM (1pWOI)

708 703

Whitmers' opening up the state, right.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 01, 2020 04:21 PM

Yep, and all the bullshit "safety" regulations are still in place. Masks required, "social distancing", 50% capacity, etc.

So yeah, this is still bullshit. People need to read her actual order and not fall for the bullshit headline the media is putting out there.

Technically, the order for people to "stay at home" is lifted, but everything else is still in place.

So nothing is opened at all.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at June 01, 2020 04:26 PM (Do5/p)

709 Chauvin walks because he's not guilty of murder or manslaughter. He was acting inside of approved training procedures.

I am skeptical that kneeling on some dude's neck in ANY circumstances, let alone when they are not resisting, cuffed, and on their face on the ground is procedure in any police service in the country.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 01, 2020 04:14 PM (KZzsI)

Both Bernie Kerik and Dan Bongino have both said they don't know of a single PD that teaches that technique. Common sense will tell you that the likelihood that you will strangle, axphyxiate , fracture neck bones, break teeth , break nasal bones, damage eyes, and compress lungs and chest cavity is so great as to not even be a consideration.

I"m thinking this is another internet meme going around. with little truth to it.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 01, 2020 04:27 PM (QR/xh)

710 Nothin' like a black billionaire tellin' whitey to stop keepin' black folk down.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 01, 2020 04:27 PM (oVJmc)

711 So who is leading Biden's VP selection now?

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 01, 2020 04:27 PM (QZCjk)

712 The DNC convention is going to be a hoot. The cops will not have a Richard Dalley to tell them to bash heads.

Posted by: JAS at June 01, 2020 04:28 PM (2BZBZ)

713 And it's inherent in all white people.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Atlanta last had a Republican mayor in the 1870s at June 01, 2020 03:47 PM (rImxe)

if everyone is racist - then no one is.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 01, 2020 04:29 PM (q3gwH)

714
I"m thinking this is another internet meme going around. with little truth to it.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 01, 2020 04:27 PM (QR/xh)

NBC did a story on it:
https://tinyurl.com/y9ls49ur

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 01, 2020 04:30 PM (oVJmc)

715 The most racist country in the world? China.

Posted by: JAS at June 01, 2020 04:30 PM (2BZBZ)

716 709 Chauvin walks because he's not guilty of murder or manslaughter. He was acting inside of approved training procedures.

For the sake of the Nation, this Chauvin must die
must die! must die! this Chauvin must die!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 01, 2020 04:31 PM (q3gwH)

717 So who is leading Biden's VP selection now?
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 01, 2020 04:27 PM (QZCjk)

Over the weekend, Breitbart had a photo of Biden out on the street somewhere talking to a "protester" . He was wearing a blue suit, a black mask, stupid sunglasses and was standing with one foot up on a platform. It was bizarre. Made the rounds on Twitter, with dumbasses claiming he was working for the protesters because he said he understands their pain.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 01, 2020 04:31 PM (QR/xh)

718 Michigan lock down order lifted. 12 days early
Posted by: Creek at June 01, 2020 03:30 PM (kVYYT)

This is um not how the federal district courts operate - they don't "prosecute" their own cases...wtf? Wilkerson took a paycheck for this shit?

Posted by: Boswell at June 01, 2020 04:31 PM (32YRo)

719 Moochelle Obama is 10 times the racist as any white person is.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 01, 2020 04:32 PM (q3gwH)

720 My bff in high school came to America with his parents from an e European commie hellhole. Got here without a pot to piss in. He was 2 or 3 when they arrived. By high school his family was living in a nice upper middle class hood.

So fuck off with you oppression bullshit. Immigrants have been doing this for hundreds of years. Need, Italians, Irish by the millions came with nothing and in a generation had a lot.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at June 01, 2020 04:35 PM (4T0BB)

721 I have seen a video somewhere that shows a young black woman giving a brick back to some white people (in masks) in a car who just gave them out, and telling them to get the hell out and stop giving them to the black guys who will just end up getting killed.

FWIW

Posted by: PJ at June 01, 2020 04:35 PM (qlTN9)

722 NBC did a story on it:
https://tinyurl.com/y9ls49ur
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 01, 2020 04:30 PM (oVJmc)

thanks for the link. Amazing. Another liberal city and PD who can't be bothered to update methods and techniques.
Imagine the lawsuits.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 01, 2020 04:36 PM (QR/xh)

723
Good thing the church is named after St. Elmo

Posted by: stumck at June 01, 2020 04:36 PM (w9Wax)

724 Mr. Peebles, absolute indictment of Democrat rule.
The politicians have to talk about this, shout it from the rooftops.

Posted by: PJ at June 01, 2020 04:43 PM (qlTN9)

725 Just let me know if they go after the all-night drive-thru at Krispy Kreme.

Posted by: Tater "The Human Doughnut Hole" Stetler at June 01, 2020 04:48 PM (Ndje9)

726 We also need to seperate the two things that keep happening here, as the media has started to try and shift the blame to one area.

Antifa are the ones primarily responsible for starting the violence with cops and the fires we keep seeing, but the looting in places like NYC and LA are your local street hoodlums, for every 1 pasty leftist running out of Footlocker and Gucci there are 30 corner boys next to him.

There trying so hard to turn even this into a race thing, denying the images on the screen, but these riots are true racial harmony where all races are out there destroying cities, they just have different motivation.

Posted by: Rbastid at June 01, 2020 04:55 PM (uTEdS)

727 I knew Judge Sullivan wasn't going to just cave in. Resist orangeman forever.

So he's saying that the DOJ's motion to withdraw its case against Flynn because its prosecutors had behaved improperly, is itself not being done properly.

Judge Pretzel.

he's claiming DOJ's motion to dismiss isn't being done properly, when the motion to dismiss was because the case was not being prosecuted properly.

DOJ: our guys were cheating, your honor, so we wish to withdraw the case.
JudgeSullivan: you can't do that, it's improper to withdraw due to impropriety!

Posted by: Chauvin's Knee at June 01, 2020 05:03 PM (786Ro)

728 Just got a virtue-signaling "Down with the struggle" email from Nordstroms, lumping in Floyd with the Arbury shit show and lecturing us (its customers or former customers) on how there is so much Racism That Needs to Change.

Fuck you and the virtue-virtue signaling horse you rode in on Nordstrom's.

Whether or not the guys trying to question Arbury did it right or wrong, the media narrative of "hunting down for jogging" is 100% verifiably BS. The man ran around a truck and tried to pull a shotgun out of the kid's hands. Those with the guns were (doing it well, or not) called for a recent intrusion, about a site that had been the subject of prior "casings" and the specific call that prompted their attention was that the guy there now looks like the guy who'd been trespassing there before.

So not litigating the Arbury case here, and information is yet incomplete, and there may have been fault on both sides (definitely some on Arbury's perhaps on the other as well). But Jesus Harry Christ it's not a good sign when department stores see the need to play Useful Idiot when clearly there are many with malign intent just trying to tear down the country.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 01, 2020 05:06 PM (SqopC)

729 Not anti-journalism. More like journalism AIDS. The mainstream media attacks the immune system of the political body and prevents journalism from occurring.

Posted by: David Ferguso at June 01, 2020 05:25 PM (uKptT)

730 Well, that clears that up.

Sullivan says it 'his turn' to investigate Flynn.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 01, 2020 05:30 PM (1g7ch)

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