Kamala Harris Tries to Get Granpa Sexknuckles' Attention With Yet Another #Woke Politics Stunt

And that little Karen was me.

Kamala Harris is running hard to be the Democrat VP, and by running hard to be the Democrat VP, I mean pushing frivolous Identity Politics gambits to please the Democrats' real constituency, Twitter.

Democratic California Sen. Kamala Harris introduced a resolution last week calling on the Senate to condemn the term "Wuhan virus" as racist.

The resolution, introduced May 14, describes the terms "Chinese Virus," "Wuhan Virus," and "Kung-flu" as "anti-Asian terminology and rhetoric” that “have perpetuated anti-Asian stigma." The resolution on the Senate to condemn "all forms of anti-Asian sentiment as related to COVID–19," including "all manifestations or expressions of racism, xenophobia, discrimination, anti-Asian sentiment, scapegoating, and ethnic or religious intolerance."

This is a perfect example of what they complain about on Morning Rising: China needs to be punished for unleashing this plague on the world, and hiding it, and buying all the world's PPE while it hid it, and threatening to unleash more coronavirus on the world.

Furthermore, the current state in which China makes all of the US's medicines (all of the generics, and all of the base medicines from which more advanced non-generics are made) cannot be allowed to continue. The US manufacturing capacity for core, essential goods must be brought home.

But that would mean upsetting the main money funding the Democrat Party, which is the main money funding the Republican Party, too: transnational megacorporations and the China Lobby.

So instead of talking about anything real, anything that actually matters, Democrats just flood the ether with constant frivolous Identity Politics non-proposals.

Instead of discussing the effect that 30+ years of a complete national surrender to the China Lobby's interests have done to American national security, American health security, and the wages and life outcomes of the American middle and working classes, instead we get more fucking censorship and speech-patrolling and Identity Politics poison.

And the GOP Establishment is more than happy to fritter away its time fencing with Kamala Harris on this point, because that spares them the need to discuss China, too.

Funny:

Posted by: Ace at 07:00 PM




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1 First

Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2020 07:00 PM (ZCEU2)

2 Moving up, dutifully called the horde

Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2020 07:01 PM (ZCEU2)

3 Kamala Harris should be repurposed as a street cleaner in San Francisco.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at May 22, 2020 07:02 PM (kp35W)

4 Good evening Horde!

Posted by: Dad of Six at May 22, 2020 07:02 PM (LKJk6)

5 Chinese Cooties still ok?

Posted by: Weasel at May 22, 2020 07:03 PM (MVjcR)

6 Top 10
I don't know what to say about this race baiting C*NT.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 22, 2020 07:03 PM (pw+jk)

7 Kamala the Ugandan Warrior insinuated Biden was a racist during every single debate, and now she thinks she should be his VP?

If Biden wasn't completely senile, that would never have worked. As it goes, welcome aboard, Karen!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2020 07:03 PM (VWp7G)

8 PRIORITIES!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2020 07:03 PM (bDqIh)

9 Kamala is no Katie Hill at this point, but give her time

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 22, 2020 07:04 PM (NI4rU)

10 For some reason Kamala especially makes me angry. Just looking at her ugly scold face pisses me off.

I feel the same way about Ted Lieu.

If I found out either of them was the victim of a violent crime, it would probably actually brighten my mood. (I know that's wrong but I'm sick of having empathy for people who hate me.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2020 07:04 PM (L2ZTs)

11 Hey! Maybe San Francisco could follow Los Angeles and let their restaurants move tables out onto the sidewalks and streets!
Hmmm... maybe not...

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at May 22, 2020 07:04 PM (kp35W)

12 This is beneath her.


Where she does her best work.

Posted by: Ha at May 22, 2020 07:04 PM (SJDa9)

13 She's has like 1/2 of Stacey Abrams weight behind her on this one.

Posted by: Roman Maroni at May 22, 2020 07:04 PM (vCA4F)

14 Kameltoe doesn't stand a chance

Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2020 07:04 PM (ZCEU2)

15 It came from China ya fuckin' idiot.

Posted by: jsg at May 22, 2020 07:04 PM (6Swfv)

16

You can diagnosis The Vid by measuring the temp of throat yogurt...

Posted by: Kamala Swalla at May 22, 2020 07:05 PM (d6DSt)

17 There's a China Lobby right next to the Hobby Lobby downtown.

Posted by: fraked at May 22, 2020 07:05 PM (Tnijr)

18
Skip, you've been lying in wait all day, just for that.

Stealthily moving up a bit in the count from thread to thread.


Was it worth it?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2020 07:05 PM (sy5kK)

19 Hmm, I wonder how often the CCP sends Kamala donations? Worth a look-see.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2020 07:05 PM (VWp7G)

20 The photo perspective has a Willie Brown viewpoint.

Posted by: Dad of Six at May 22, 2020 07:06 PM (LKJk6)

21

They are now called Chinacrats for a reason, you know.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2020 07:06 PM (sy5kK)

22 Tammy Duckworth is pissing me off more with this shit. She knows better.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 22, 2020 07:06 PM (gAXBD)

23 Joe will pick her because she will blow him.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 22, 2020 07:06 PM (oVJmc)

24 We make joke-y

Pee pee in your coke-y.

Posted by: Democrats at May 22, 2020 07:06 PM (Qf83p)

25 Just took my personality test.

Turns out I'm an INFP-T.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2020 07:06 PM (L2ZTs)

26 Desperate..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 22, 2020 07:06 PM (CjFDo)

27 >>>The photo perspective has a Willie Brown viewpoint.


Kamala made her bones on brown willies.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2020 07:06 PM (VWp7G)

28 The ChiComs shut down domestic travel to/from Wuhan but allowed international travel into and out of Wuhan.

That was an act of war against all other countries of the world.

Any US citizen who carries ChiCom propaganda is adhering to a self-declared enemy of the United States and giving them aid and comfort.

That goes double for Fredo's "European virus" brother and now this slag.

Dust off the gallows.

Posted by: fktheleft at May 22, 2020 07:06 PM (I54dk)

29 So, seems to me there was this little thing in the Constitution that said government could not control free speech.

Isn't this an attempt to do just that?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 22, 2020 07:07 PM (NgKpN)

30 The resolution, introduced May 14, describes the terms "Chinese Virus,"
"Wuhan Virus," and "Kung-flu" as "anti-Asian terminology and rhetoric"
that "have perpetuated anti-Asian stigma.


Your tax dollars, hard at work. What a vapid, useless bint.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 22, 2020 07:07 PM (EgshT)

31 You don't know where that finger's been.

Posted by: klaftern at May 22, 2020 07:07 PM (RuIsu)

32 Well, I gots lots of dem dere picks I can choose froms.....

I gots me Stepin Fetchit, the Kingfish Stevens and even Amos and Andy bees on the list.

Holy Mackerel! I gots em lined up I does.

Here, pull my finger......

Posted by: Joe Biden, Old Racist at May 22, 2020 07:07 PM (Z+IKu)

33 I'm with Woods, Biden has to pick a black person.
And he already swore he'd pick a woman.

Amy didn't leak she was in the running-- Biden told her to in order to gauge the reaction: Zero excitment. 

Lol, he is fucked. 

Wanna know how to confirm? 

If a reporter asks him if he supports Kamelas "calling it Wuhan flu is racist" resolution. 

They've laid a trap and Biden is already in the cage.

Amy got 7 delegates.
Kamala got none.

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 22, 2020 07:07 PM (aO8Gd)

34
Hmm, I wonder how often the CCP sends Kamala donations? Worth a look-see.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2020 07:05 PM (VWp7G)

--------

She's a politician from CA... I don't know if you could tell. It seems that all money on the coast is Chinese anymore.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 22, 2020 07:08 PM (h6CJG)

35 Uniparty Uber Alles

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 22, 2020 07:08 PM (2KNZv)

36 Kamel, eh? One hump, or two?

"As many as it takes to get me the job."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2020 07:08 PM (posnU)

37 Let's just say Willie Brown has specific knowledge about how she parts her hair.

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2020 07:08 PM (Qf83p)

38 >>>Your tax dollars, hard at work. What a vapid, useless bint.



I'd like to see the reports of anti-Asian stigma. How many were assaulted or threatened? Show me the reports.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2020 07:08 PM (VWp7G)

39 So "Chy-na Lobby" is racist but what Biden said about blacks is not. Got it.






No I don't that's stupid.

Posted by: fraked at May 22, 2020 07:08 PM (Tnijr)

40 All Kumdumpster Harris has to do is slip under the table while Joe is doing his weak ass daily livecasts and show him the power.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 22, 2020 07:08 PM (1g7ch)

41 10 For some reason Kamala especially makes me angry. Just looking at her ugly scold face pisses me off.

I feel the same way about Ted Lieu.

If I found out either of them was the victim of a violent crime, it would probably actually brighten my mood. (I know that's wrong but I'm sick of having empathy for people who hate me.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2020 07:04 PM (L2ZTs)


If I saw either one of them fallen down on the sidewalk and in distress, I would immediately run to the closest convenience store, buy a 6-pak, drink it as fast as I can, and piss all over them.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2020 07:08 PM (sy5kK)

42 >>>She's a politician from CA... I don't know if you could tell. It seems that all money on the coast is Chinese anymore.


Think Feinstein shares her barrel of Chinese cash?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2020 07:09 PM (VWp7G)

43 All of them have to play 2nd fiddle to Joe Biden.

LOL look how far the Democrats have fallen.

Posted by: jsg at May 22, 2020 07:09 PM (6Swfv)

44 And notice, Kamala didn't give Amy or Lizzy a chance to be cosigners.

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 22, 2020 07:09 PM (aO8Gd)

45 Amy got 7 delegates.
Kamala got none.
Posted by: RoyalOil


But Klobuchar is Minnesota Nice.

Posted by: Miklos, hiding the salad comb at May 22, 2020 07:09 PM (QzkSJ)

46 Tammy Duckworth is pissing me off more with this shit. She knows better.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 22, 2020 07:06 PM (gAXBD)


Tammy Duckwaddle is a mental defective

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 22, 2020 07:09 PM (tk6Pb)

47

Ugly Fat Big Mouthed Bad Attituded Black Cunt?

Yes; what's your point?

Posted by: Kamala Swalla at May 22, 2020 07:09 PM (d6DSt)

48 Bringing up China again, going to bat for China, defending the honor of China - yeah, that sounds like a real good tactic right now, Democrats. You go with that.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Join The Masquerade with Quality Facial Wear from The Outrage Outlet! at May 22, 2020 07:09 PM (0QYMt)

49 LCD, I like your thinking ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2020 07:09 PM (L2ZTs)

50 I seriously doubt Joe could get it up for a BJ. I doubt he even remembers what one is.

Posted by: fraked at May 22, 2020 07:10 PM (Tnijr)

51 All of them have to play 2nd fiddle to Joe Biden.

LOL look how far the Democrats have fallen.
Posted by: jsg


I play woodwinds.

Posted by: Kamala H. at May 22, 2020 07:10 PM (QzkSJ)

52 >>> Bringing up China again, going to bat for China,


ISWYDT

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2020 07:10 PM (VWp7G)

53 i'm tellin ya, there's one obvious answer that ticks all the boxes:

Biden/RuPaul 2020

Posted by: Anachronda at May 22, 2020 07:10 PM (kf5Ci)

54 If I saw either one of them fallen down on the sidewalk and in distress, I would immediately run to the closest convenience store, buy a 6-pak, drink it as fast as I can, and piss all over them.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2020 07:08 PM (sy5kK)

Awwww, the Jane Fonda play.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 22, 2020 07:11 PM (NgKpN)

55 Anachronda, at least Ru would make the supermodels work!

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2020 07:11 PM (L2ZTs)

56 Biden/Bernie

Mahna Mahna 2020

Posted by: jsg at May 22, 2020 07:11 PM (6Swfv)

57

She made more sense when she was gargling Willie Brown's brown Willie.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2020 07:11 PM (s2VJv)

58 Ugly Fat Big Mouthed Bad Attituded Black Cunt?

It's not a stereotype, it's an archetype...

Posted by: Pendulating Richard at May 22, 2020 07:12 PM (d6DSt)

59 "Hi, I'm Kamala Harris for Listerine..."

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2020 07:12 PM (L2ZTs)

60 CA is lost and done.

Posted by: trapper's girl at May 22, 2020 07:12 PM (Tps9u)

61 I remember Morning Rising. It was always a reason for celebration.

Posted by: Eromero at May 22, 2020 07:12 PM (XhWtx)

62 We have black commenters.

Just sayin.

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2020 07:12 PM (Qf83p)

63 She made more sense when she was gargling Willie Brown's brown Willie.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


First Section Skin Flute

Posted by: Correcteronimous Miklos at May 22, 2020 07:13 PM (QzkSJ)

64 Note to self: Don't fuck with James Woods.

James Woods@RealJamesWoods
Dear Kamala Harris, we call it the #WuhanCoronaVirus because that's where it started. Just like we call call you #HeelsUpHarris, because that's where YOU started. Oh, and then, of course, there's that pesky little ditty called the First Amendment. #Nitwit

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 22, 2020 07:13 PM (+y/Ru)

65 54 If I saw either one of them fallen down on the sidewalk and in distress, I would immediately run to the closest convenience store, buy a 6-pak, drink it as fast as I can, and piss all over them.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2020 07:08 PM (sy5kK)

Awwww, the Jane Fonda play.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 22, 2020 07:11 PM (NgKpN)


Yeah, for us guys that have been around awhile, it is like watching an old college football game with Keith Jackson announcing, and USC running Student Body Right.

But when executed properly, it still works.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2020 07:13 PM (sy5kK)

66 She made more sense when she was gargling Willie Brown's brown Willie.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2020 07:11 PM (s2VJv)

Working on her gag order reflexes

Posted by: jsg at May 22, 2020 07:14 PM (6Swfv)

67 Slapped down my first Karen today and the grocery store. Politely.

It's the little things in life that make you smile.

Posted by: Infidel at May 22, 2020 07:14 PM (sNpqr)

68 You all realize Biden has zero input on who his running mate is. This is strictly a DNC decision and you will never see Biden and his running mate on the same stage together.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 22, 2020 07:14 PM (UYnB5)

69 Anon, that Woods tweet is brilliant!

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2020 07:14 PM (L2ZTs)

70 Since Trump cut off their cartel money by building the wall, all the dems have now is their Chinese money

The Supreme Court cut their union money
And the Ukraine business ended their IMF money

Why do you think they're so desperate?

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 22, 2020 07:14 PM (aO8Gd)

71 Kamala Harris brings nothing to a Biden campaign. Her state is already in their column, she isn't personally popular (how many delegates did she get?) her demographic group is already in their column.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Join The Masquerade with Quality Facial Wear from The Outrage Outlet! at May 22, 2020 07:14 PM (0QYMt)

72 We have black commenters.

Just sayin.
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2020 07:12 PM (Qf83p)

Kameltoe is not even authentically black from an American perspective. Half black, half (dot) Indian, and raised in Canada.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2020 07:14 PM (posnU)

73 I saw the Vapid Useless Bints open for Pussy Riot in'09.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, 1st Murder Hornet Squadron at May 22, 2020 07:15 PM (4o2K3)

74 What did Ace call her yesterday?

#SenatorHeelsUp

Might have that wrong but it's fricken funny anyway.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 22, 2020 07:15 PM (jUVms)

75 You may have noticed that I'm not a big fan of Obama. But, I have to say, none of these clowns can even hold a candle to that fool.

Seriously, Obama was a phoney, but at least he was good at pretending to be remotely acceptable.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 22, 2020 07:15 PM (+0AKE)

76 I pick my Trans Am for my Vice President.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 07:15 PM (6Swfv)

77

White Cunt would be more politically correct?

Like European Virus?

Posted by: Pendulating Richard at May 22, 2020 07:16 PM (d6DSt)

78 Cracking up,
its not laying in wait, its getting the rhythm when they are coming

Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2020 07:16 PM (ZCEU2)

79 64 Note to self: Don't fuck with James Woods.

James Woods@RealJamesWoods

..........Just like we call call you #HeelsUpHarris,...........


James Woods is close to being elevated to National Treasure status.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2020 07:16 PM (sy5kK)

80 Kameltoe is not even authentically black from an American perspective. Half black, half (dot) Indian, and raised in Canada.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2020 07:14 PM (posnU)


She rode that bus from Canada to go to school?

Posted by: Steve in SoCal at May 22, 2020 07:16 PM (KopDd)

81 Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
4m
3 years ago, after Jeff Sessions recused himself, the Fraudulent Mueller Scam began. Alabama, do not trust Jeff Sessions. He let our Country down. That's why I endorsed Coach Tommy Tuberville (@TTuberville), the true supporter of our #MAGA agenda! https://secure.winred.com/tommytuberville/donate
~~~~~

Okay then. That pretty much settles it.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 22, 2020 07:16 PM (sGotD)

82 Yeah, for us guys that have been around awhile, it is like watching an old college football game with Keith Jackson announcing, and USC running Student Body Right.

But when executed properly, it still works.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2020 07:13 PM (sy5kK)

We actually ran the Statue of Liberty play in a flag football league in the Navy. It was an option play that caught people a few times.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 22, 2020 07:17 PM (NgKpN)

83 Tommy Tuberville?
Gee I wonder what nickname he'll get...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2020 07:17 PM (L2ZTs)

84 Does she really think this makes her sound statesman like?

It makes her sound like a shrieking Karen, demanding you shut up.

Posted by: rd at May 22, 2020 07:17 PM (+0uDE)

85 Kameltoe is not even authentically black from an American perspective. Half black, half (dot) Indian, and raised in Canada.

Not trying to Karen anyone. Just trying to give the squirrel warning screech before banhammers start swinging.

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2020 07:17 PM (Qf83p)

86 Ohhhhh, #HeelsUpHarris

So good.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 22, 2020 07:17 PM (jUVms)

87 81 Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
4m
3 years ago, after Jeff Sessions recused himself, the Fraudulent Mueller Scam began. Alabama, do not trust Jeff Sessions. He let our Country down. That's why I endorsed Coach Tommy Tuberville (@TTuberville), the true supporter of our #MAGA agenda! https://secure.winred.com/tommytuberville/donate
~~~~~

Okay then. That pretty much settles it.
Posted by: IrishEi at May 22, 2020 07:16 PM (sGotD)

Oh, my.

That's gonna leave a mark.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 22, 2020 07:17 PM (NgKpN)

88 Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
4m
3 years ago, after Jeff Sessions recused himself, the Fraudulent Mueller Scam began. Alabama, do not trust Jeff Sessions.



Beauregard in retrospect.

Posted by: Gen. P.G.T. Miklos at May 22, 2020 07:18 PM (QzkSJ)

89 Bannon teased about a week ago how the US allowed China to be immune from SEC regulations and still be listed on US exchanges.

Well, on today's podcast he started to drop a bombshell - China had been petitioning BIDEN for years and he finally relented and (not sure exactly how) but pulled the strings to allow it.

Biden was after all, the VP. SCOMF's "point man" on China, and the former Senator from the state of Master Card.

Couple months later Hunter got Billions for his straw man hedge fund or whatever it was.

This is big, if he can tie that filthy deal to the Hunter payola.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at May 22, 2020 07:18 PM (LWu6U)

90 Half black, half (dot) Indian, and raised in Canada.

I think she is Carribbean as opposed to black American.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 22, 2020 07:18 PM (2KNZv)

91 Oh, my.

That's gonna leave a mark.
Posted by: Romeo13


Sheblams.

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2020 07:19 PM (Qf83p)

92 Kamala Harris brings nothing to a Biden campaign. Her state is already in their column, she isn't personally popular (how many delegates did she get?) her demographic group is already in their column.
---
Because
1) they all know Biden is going to lose but
2) the VP gets 4 months campaigning this year all over the nation and
3) is automatically the frontrunner in 2024

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 22, 2020 07:19 PM (aO8Gd)

93 Sessions was a pussy and he's paying for it.

Fair's fair.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 22, 2020 07:19 PM (jUVms)

94 87 81 Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
4m
3 years ago, after Jeff Sessions recused himself, the Fraudulent Mueller Scam began. Alabama, do not trust Jeff Sessions. He let our Country down. That's why I endorsed Coach Tommy Tuberville (@TTuberville), the true supporter of our #MAGA agenda! https://secure.winred.com/tommytuberville/donate
~~~~~

Okay then. That pretty much settles it.
Posted by: IrishEi at May 22, 2020 07:16 PM (sGotD)

Oh, my.

That's gonna leave a mark.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 22, 2020 07:17 PM

--------

JackStraw?

I'm sure this part of Trump's master plan.

Posted by: MAGA at May 22, 2020 07:20 PM (ghf6v)

95 These Democrats keep talking about the "new normal" yet they don't comprehend that part of the "new normal" is that people have no patience for their petty, endless obsession with BS cultural issues like this.

Nine weeks into a pandemic and people have no f#cks left to care whose feelings are hurt over word choice ("misgendering," names/labels used to discuss topics) or the manufactured race war crime du jour (Aubrey shooting).

Welcome to the New Normal you wanted, Senator Kamala, now STFU with your stupid word games and do your d@mn job.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2020 07:20 PM (bDqIh)

96 Just read that even David French is kinda/sorta supporting PDT's stand on reopening churches.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2020 07:20 PM (L2ZTs)

97

Is Kamalla Swalla even an American citizen? Isn't she Jamaican/Indian/Naturalized Canadian?

Posted by: Pendulating Richard at May 22, 2020 07:20 PM (d6DSt)

98 James Woods@RealJamesWoods

Dear Kamala Harris, we call it the #WuhanCoronaVirus because that's
where it started. Just like we call call you #HeelsUpHarris, because
that's where YOU started. Oh, and then, of course, there's that pesky
little ditty called the First Amendment. #Nitwit

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 22, 2020 07:13 PM (+y/Ru)


HeelsUpHarris. That's great

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 22, 2020 07:20 PM (tk6Pb)

99 She has an endorsement from Willie, the kind of endorsement that registers with Biden ... VP with benefits. "Joe, you can use all the fingers and appendages you want with me, anytime".

Posted by: illiniwek at May 22, 2020 07:20 PM (Cus5s)

100 China-Originated Viral Infectious Disease? That COVID-19?

Posted by: Bert G at May 22, 2020 07:20 PM (OMsf+)

101 I have always said politics is a contact cement sport

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 07:20 PM (6Swfv)

102 I want to see a catfight between Harris and Abrams. Actually no. No, I don't.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at May 22, 2020 07:21 PM (0V/8D)

103 Kamala Harris should be repurposed as a street cleaner in San Francisco.--
You mean, like a Hoover?

Posted by: FrodoB-
cause I am at May 22, 2020 07:21 PM (dQF3z)

104 The Democrats are really stepping on their dicks. Amazing to see.

Posted by: Max Power at May 22, 2020 07:21 PM (QCc6B)

105 Love HeelsUpHarris.

One of the reasons politicians want so badly to control and lock down social media is because now the people FINALLY have a real way to talk back to, challenge and ridicule them in real time.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2020 07:21 PM (L2ZTs)

106 This will fix the economy says gov't employee that slept her way to the top.

Posted by: ryukyu at May 22, 2020 07:21 PM (vKhgw)

107 90 Half black, half (dot) Indian, and raised in Canada.

I think she is Carribbean as opposed to black American.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 22, 2020 07:18 PM (2KNZv)


IIRC, Jamaica.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2020 07:22 PM (sy5kK)

108 I'd like to see Kamala turned upside down and repurposed into a mop.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2020 07:22 PM (L2ZTs)

109 Thought reports today are it Klobutcher

Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2020 07:22 PM (ZCEU2)

110 China-Originated Viral Infectious Disease? That COVID-19?
Posted by: Bert G



Oh.



Is that what that means?

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2020 07:22 PM (Qf83p)

111 So if I'm understanding today's logic, what Kummala is saying is, unless you support China over the U.S., if you are even hesitating, then you're not really black.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 22, 2020 07:22 PM (hku12)

112 Tommy Tuberville? 
Gee I wonder what nickname he'll get...
---
Pine Box Tubby

For real.

He promised Auburn he wasn't leaving unless it was in a pine box.
He left.

Begged Texas Tech to hire him.
Snuck out the bathroom window at a restaurant during a recruitment dinner to go take the job at Cincy.

Tubby is a weasel.

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 22, 2020 07:22 PM (aO8Gd)

113 James Woods banned in 3.. 2..

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 22, 2020 07:22 PM (NgKpN)

114 Because
1) they all know Biden is going to lose but
2) the VP gets 4 months campaigning this year all over the nation and
3) is automatically the frontrunner in 2024
Posted by: RoyalOil at May 22, 2020 07:19 PM (aO8Gd)


Again, she brings nothing to the table. She's a darker version of Hillary - as able a campaigner and with the same personal warmth.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Join The Masquerade with Quality Facial Wear from The Outrage Outlet! at May 22, 2020 07:23 PM (0QYMt)

115 Skip, I'd bet it's Klobuchar. Yes she's an incompetent screaming Karen but to the left those are all features, not bugs, and she doesn't seem to have much already-known baggage outside of being hell to work for.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2020 07:23 PM (L2ZTs)

116 How about we go old school?
Celestial Cough ?

Posted by: RJD at May 22, 2020 07:23 PM (ucNdt)

117 Is that what that means?

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2020 07:22 PM


It does now, as far as I'm concerned.

Posted by: Bert G at May 22, 2020 07:23 PM (OMsf+)

118 **ahem**

Posted by: Weasel at May 22, 2020 07:23 PM (MVjcR)

119 Political correctness has taken a big hit during the pandemic. This will not help Koala or Dems if they pretend political correctness is a more important issue that people going back to work and the economy recovering.

Posted by: Guam Tipper at May 22, 2020 07:23 PM (FsgBK)

120 RoyalOil, I would have guessed "Potato Head."

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2020 07:23 PM (L2ZTs)

121 You just put your lips together and blow

Posted by: REDACTED at May 22, 2020 07:23 PM (UUUON)

122 We have black commenters.

Just sayin.
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2020 07:12 PM

All of them decent and honorable people.

Unlike Harris.

Carry on.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 22, 2020 07:24 PM (rBtIz)

123 106 This will fix the economy says gov't employee that slept her way to the top.
Posted by: ryukyu at May 22, 2020 07:21 PM (vKhgw)

Oh, like Hillary? Who married into politics?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 22, 2020 07:24 PM (NgKpN)

124 97

Is Kamalla Swalla even an American citizen? Isn't she Jamaican/Indian/Naturalized Canadian?
Posted by: Pendulating Richard at May 22, 2020 07:20 PM (d6DSt)

Who cares?

Her BJ's are out of this world.

Posted by: Willie's willie at May 22, 2020 07:24 PM (sy5kK)

125 45 Amy got 7 delegates.
Kamala got none.
Posted by: RoyalOil


But Klobuchar is Minnesota Nice.
Posted by: Miklos, hiding the salad comb at May 22, 2020 07:09 PM (QzkSJ)

----

Minnesota Nice means she is smilingly saccharine to your face, as she waits for you to turn, and sticks the shiv in your kidney.

Just ask any of her ex-Senatorial staff.

Posted by: rd at May 22, 2020 07:24 PM (+0uDE)

126 We do have Weasel commenters here.


Just sayin.

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2020 07:24 PM (Qf83p)

127 Half black, half (dot) Indian, and raised in Canada.

I think she is Carribbean as opposed to black American.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 22, 2020 07:18 PM (2KNZv)


IIRC, Jamaica.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg



Great-Granddaddy or great great grandaddy was a slaver.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2020 07:24 PM (/tG8l)

128 Biden could burn a cross on Al Sharptons front lawn and still pull 90% of the black vote.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 22, 2020 07:24 PM (dNzKv)

129 James Woods@RealJamesWoods

Dear Kamala Harris, we call it the #WuhanCoronaVirus because that's
where it started. Just like we call call you #HeelsUpHarris, because
that's where YOU started. Oh, and then, of course, there's that pesky
little ditty called the First Amendment. #Nitwit

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 22, 2020 07:13 PM (+y/Ru)

It's a great thing to have fuck you money.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 22, 2020 07:24 PM (xPl2J)

130 He promised Auburn he wasn't leaving unless it was in a pine box.

He left.



Begged Texas Tech to hire him.

Snuck out the bathroom window at a restaurant during a recruitment dinner to go take the job at Cincy.



Tubby is a weasel.

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 22, 2020 07:22 PM


Actually, he promised Ole Miss that he'd leave Oxford in a pine box and then split for Auburn. We still give Ole Miss shit about that. Couldn't have happened to a better bunch of arrogant assholes.

Posted by: Bert G at May 22, 2020 07:25 PM (OMsf+)

131 John McCain was also known as being, not easy to work for, from what I recall.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2020 07:25 PM (L2ZTs)

132 126 We do have Weasel commenters here.


Just sayin.
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2020 07:24 PM (Qf83p)
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*fistbump*
Why, yes. Yes we do!

Posted by: Weasel at May 22, 2020 07:25 PM (MVjcR)

133 124 97

Is Kamalla Swalla even an American citizen? Isn't she Jamaican/Indian/Naturalized Canadian?
Posted by: Pendulating Richard at May 22, 2020 07:20 PM (d6DSt)

Who cares?

Her BJ's are out of this world.

Posted by: Willie's willie



She has an amazing tongue.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at May 22, 2020 07:25 PM (r2LuW)

134 There are people on unemployment bringing in $52K a year sitting on their ass if this continues. Do you think they'll want this to end?

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 07:25 PM (6Swfv)

135 >>Thought reports today are it Klobutcher

Did you see that she admitted today that her husband took HCQ?

I bet the Biden team told her she had to get that out before they pick her (*if*) they pick her so it isn't used later as a gotcha against Biden, who has criticized Trump taking HCQ.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2020 07:25 PM (bDqIh)

136 I call 'it' the Kung Flu Freakout out of contempt for the despotic fascists trying to take over and destroy the country using the COVID-19 as a pretext.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 22, 2020 07:26 PM (1g7ch)

137 "Kamala Harris" is Jamaican dialect for "bad bong hit."

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2020 07:26 PM (L2ZTs)

138 119 Political correctness has taken a big hit during the pandemic. This will not help Koala or Dems if they pretend political correctness is a more important issue that people going back to work and the economy recovering.
Posted by: Guam Tipper at May 22, 2020 07:23 PM (FsgBK)

Simpler. You know the story of how to boil frogs?

You turn up the heat slowly and they won't jump out?

Well, they suddenly turned the heat on high about taking Freedom away, and the Frogs noticed.

Now they are pissed off and jumping around.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 22, 2020 07:26 PM (NgKpN)

139 You mean, like a Hoover?
Posted by: FrodoB-

---

Shoveling sh*t and used needles.
And she'll be available to Willie for a little HeelsUpHarris time if Willie's wife is still ignoring him.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at May 22, 2020 07:26 PM (kp35W)

140 We have black commenters.



All of our comments are black. Unless Ace screws up and makes the page red.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 22, 2020 07:26 PM (dNzKv)

141 115 Skip, I'd bet it's Klobuchar. Yes she's an incompetent screaming Karen but to the left those are all features, not bugs, and she doesn't seem to have much already-known baggage outside of being hell to work for.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2020 07:23 PM (L2ZTs)

Klobuchar also is from a state that the Democrats need to hold (almost lost Minn. in 2016) and may have some influence in Wisconsin and Michigan.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Join The Masquerade with Quality Facial Wear from The Outrage Outlet! at May 22, 2020 07:26 PM (0QYMt)

142 Off dementia sock

Posted by: jsg at May 22, 2020 07:27 PM (6Swfv)

143 We make a distinction between small w weasels vs Big W Weasels in the same manner as big vs small m Morons.

Posted by: fraked at May 22, 2020 07:27 PM (Tnijr)

144 115 Skip, I'd bet it's Klobuchar. Yes she's an incompetent screaming Karen but to the left those are all features, not bugs, and she doesn't seem to have much already-known baggage outside of being hell to work for.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2020 07:23 PM (L2ZTs)


Doesn't Amy have the 3rd most Democrat votes in their nomination process, behind Senile, and the Millionaire Three-house Commie?


Rachel Dolenz has proved that a Democrat doesn't have to actually be black to be black.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2020 07:27 PM (sy5kK)

145 The Democrats are really stepping on their dicks. Amazing to see.

Posted by: Max Power at May 22, 2020 07:21 PM (QCc6B)


I think they are trying for the "mercy" vote!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 22, 2020 07:27 PM (6wiwL)

146 131 John McCain was also known as being, not easy to work for, from what I recall.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2020 07:25 PM (L2ZTs)


I didnt spend 6 long years in Hanoi to gave some little scrunt bring me warm coffee with only 1 splenda!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 22, 2020 07:27 PM (dNzKv)

147 Just finished watching the exchange between Lou Dobbs and some administration dweeb over the pathetic language of the white house statement regarding not wanting to harm China's growth or disengage from them.

Utterly disgusting.

Every policy we have in dealing with China should be about collapsing their economy so that they seek regime change for themselves.

Posted by: Methos at May 22, 2020 07:28 PM (kOpft)

148 Hey Xi Jinping remember I can suck a golf ball through a garden hose. Just ask Willy.

Posted by: Kamala Brown at May 22, 2020 07:28 PM (WdocV)

149 That's why I endorsed Coach Tommy Tuberville (@TTuberville), the true supporter of our #MAGA agenda! https://secure.winred.com/tommytuberville/donate
~~~~~

Okay then. That pretty much settles it.
Posted by: IrishEi


Coach has my vote exactly because he isn't snoozing sleepy jeff. I don't even give a fuck that he actually lives in florida.


He ain't Jeff, and he ain't Moore.

Why cant more 'bama natives see that too?

Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at May 22, 2020 07:28 PM (VcFUs)

150 143 We make a distinction between small w weasels vs Big W Weasels in the same manner as big vs small m Morons.
Posted by: fraked at May 22, 2020 07:27 PM (Tnijr)
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I just like to complain.

Posted by: Weasel at May 22, 2020 07:28 PM (MVjcR)

151 Tammy Duckworth is pissing me off more with this shit. She knows better.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 22, 2020 07:06 PM (gAXBD)

It would be a riot if Starlord stole her legs.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at May 22, 2020 07:28 PM (o3AYq)

152 Ah, Bert G, you're right.

It was funny how Texas Tech fans would fax Tubby a copy of the menu from that restaurant every national signing day

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 22, 2020 07:28 PM (aO8Gd)

153 115 Skip, I'd bet it's Klobuchar. Yes she's an incompetent screaming Karen but to the left those are all features, not bugs, and she doesn't seem to have much already-known baggage outside of being hell to work for.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2020 07:23 PM (L2ZTs)

------

You may be right. I was hoping that it wouldn't be Amy, so the Republicans can finally win Minnesota. If it favorite son Amy, Trump will not win Minnesota, just like Reagan and favorite son Walter Mondale/ Mondull.

Posted by: rd at May 22, 2020 07:28 PM (+0uDE)

154 I'm in the pocket of the Weasel lobby.

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2020 07:28 PM (Qf83p)

155 Can you imagine the self loathing of someone who campaigns to be Bidens VP?

Posted by: iandeal at May 22, 2020 07:28 PM (vgGyZ)

156 @realDonaldTrump
4m
3 years ago, after Jeff Sessions recused himself, the Fraudulent Mueller Scam began. Alabama, do not trust Jeff Sessions. He let our Country down. That's why I endorsed Coach Tommy Tuberville (@TTuberville), the true supporter of our #MAGA agenda! https://secure.winred.com/tommytuberville/donate
~~~~~


Friday night FLAMING SKULL ! Filled with RUM !!

Posted by: runner at May 22, 2020 07:29 PM (zr5Kq)

157 154 I'm in the pocket of the Weasel lobby.
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2020 07:28 PM (Qf83p)
-------
Sold out to Big Weasel!

Posted by: Weasel at May 22, 2020 07:29 PM (MVjcR)

158 Klobuchar also is from a state that the Democrats need to hold (almost lost Minn. in 2016)

Isn't she the one that ate a salad with a comb?

Posted by: Infidel at May 22, 2020 07:29 PM (sNpqr)

159 Awwww, the Jane Fonda play.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 22, 2020 07:11 PM (NgKpN)

I wouldn't piss on Jane Fonda unless I had gasoline in my bladder. Which hurts more than you think, let me tell you.

Posted by: trev006 at May 22, 2020 07:29 PM (49Hsx)

160 Yeah, I think it's Klobuchar.
When she dropped out of the race she was grinning like a jackass eating briars. They cut her a sweet deal.

I guess it could be a beach condo --- but I suspect the VP slot.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 22, 2020 07:29 PM (M/9m0)

161 Me,I just put the e in fraked.

Posted by: fraeked at May 22, 2020 07:30 PM (Tnijr)

162 I wouldn't piss on Jane Fonda unless I had gasoline in my bladder. Which hurts more than you think, let me tell you.
Posted by: trev006


"Oops, dropped my lighter!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2020 07:30 PM (L2ZTs)

163 It was funny how Texas Tech fans would fax Tubby a copy of the menu from that restaurant every national signing day



Posted by: RoyalOil at May 22, 2020 07:28 PM


And to add to the irony, we have The Pirate at Mississippi State now, which is more entertaining with Joey Freshwater at Ole Miss.

Posted by: Bert G at May 22, 2020 07:30 PM (OMsf+)

164 I just like to complain.
Posted by: Weasel at May 22, 2020 07:28 PM (MVjcR)


And a fine job you do of it!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 22, 2020 07:30 PM (6wiwL)

165 There's an Australian medical article that's coming out that points out what everybody has been saying for months, that this virus has obviously been altered from what is found in nature, in that there are no other viruses that can enter human cells naturally as easily as this one does. The virus originated in horseshoe bats, but then it was altered, most likely by Chinese scientists in Wuhan, to make it more contagious to humans. They probably didn't do it as a weapon, as we know they were trying to create vaccines for corona viruses, but the end result is that the Chinese created this problem, then carelessly allowed it to escape their lab, then deliberately infected the rest of the world with it once they knew it was out.

So we shouldn't stop people from calling it the Chinese virus or the Wuhan virus, or the CCP virus, or whatever, because that's exactly what it is. And truth and accuracy still matter, no matter how much the Kamaltoes of the world want to pretend they don't.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 22, 2020 07:30 PM (k4dH2)

166 I'm not sure Koala passed Biden's sniff test.

Posted by: Guam Tipper at May 22, 2020 07:30 PM (FsgBK)

167 That's why I endorsed Coach Tommy Tuberville (@TTuberville), the true supporter of our #MAGA agenda! https://secure.winred.com/tommytuberville/donate
~~~~~

Okay then. That pretty much settles it.
Posted by: IrishEi


Meh. I'm a veteran. Every single one of us bleeds red, shits, pisses, and agreed to lay our life down for the constitution.

Don't give a red rat's ass what color anyone's skin is, nor do I care whom your God may or may not be.

/rant

Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at May 22, 2020 07:31 PM (VcFUs)

168
Kamalla Toad very dangerous if ya lick it, c'mon Joe give it a GO,what ya got to lose,bugger all brain fer sure.......

Posted by: saf at May 22, 2020 07:31 PM (5IHGB)

169 That's why we need to frame this not as an identity politics issue but as "Kamala Harris is a Chinese asset." And bring up her sexual past while you're at it. Don't play to the rubes to win one election. Dehumanize her, and by extension the entire Democrat Party.

Posted by: Ken at May 22, 2020 07:32 PM (Agz0w)

170 It's Klobuchar. When they had 13 (?) candidates on stage and Bernie was rising, NeverTrump clique begged Dem powers that be them to go with "reasonable" choices - Bidet and Klobuchar. And here we are....

Posted by: runner at May 22, 2020 07:32 PM (zr5Kq)

171 If we offer to get Sessions the cable package with the All Mattlock channel will he just go away?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 22, 2020 07:32 PM (WdocV)

172 >>That's why we need to frame this not as an identity politics issue but as "Kamala Harris is a Chinese asset."


Completely agree!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2020 07:32 PM (bDqIh)

173 147 Just finished watching the exchange between Lou Dobbs and some administration dweeb over the pathetic language of the white house statement regarding not wanting to harm China's growth or disengage from them.

Utterly disgusting.

Every policy we have in dealing with China should be about collapsing their economy so that they seek regime change for themselves.
Posted by: Methos at May 22, 2020 07:28 PM (kOpft)


Trump has to buy time, in order for most drug manufacturing to resume in some place other than China, before he lowers the boom.

Another problem that was handed to him, that he alone has to fix, because, Uniparty.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2020 07:33 PM (sy5kK)

174 All in all it's been a good day for the deplorables.

Time for SEC football, no f'ing half filled stadiums. Let the fans choose to attend or not and one more thing Roll Tide.

Posted by: azalea city at May 22, 2020 07:33 PM (WX+x0)

175 Fracking clipboard. That rant was for the we have black commenters.

Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at May 22, 2020 07:33 PM (VcFUs)

176 Yeah, it's over, but I'm still voting Sessions.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 22, 2020 07:34 PM (sWM8x)

177 Trump has to buy time, in order for most drug manufacturing to resume in some place other than China, before he lowers the boom.

Takes years to build a plant.

Posted by: Pendulating Richard at May 22, 2020 07:34 PM (d6DSt)

178 Every policy we have in dealing with China should be about collapsing their economy so that they seek regime change for themselves.
Posted by: Methos at May 22, 2020 07:28 PM (kOpft)

------

No. Their ability to economically retaliate is too powerful.
Just look at pharmaceuticals and electronics.

We need to firmly tell our companies to repatriate their production.

Posted by: rd at May 22, 2020 07:34 PM (+0uDE)

179 June 1st starts hurricane season here in the Sunshine State. I don't own a TV so I asked my boss today if the media was starting to pump anxiety about social distancing in the event of a evacuation and the "plight" of our most vulnerable citizens.

He said that he was surprised that he hadn't seen anything yet because all they talk about is CV scare 24/7. It literally is driving people crazy here that watch a lot of television.

Posted by: pawn at May 22, 2020 07:35 PM (PveK5)

180 That's why we need to frame this not as an identity politics issue but as "Kamala Harris is a Chinese asset." And bring up her sexual past while you're at it. Don't play to the rubes to win one election. Dehumanize her, and by extension the entire Democrat Party.
Posted by: Ken at May 22, 2020 07:32 PM (Agz0w)


Works for me.

Posted by: LASue at May 22, 2020 07:35 PM (Ed8Zd)

181 150 143 We make a distinction between small w weasels vs Big W Weasels in the same manner as big vs small m Morons.
Posted by: fraked at May 22, 2020 07:27 PM (Tnijr)
-----
I just like to complain.
Posted by: Weasel at May 22, 2020 07:28 PM (MVjcR)


I thought that was WeaselDog.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2020 07:36 PM (sy5kK)

182
Rachel Dolenz has proved that a Democrat doesn't have to actually be black to be black.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2020 07:27 PM (sy5kK)


Hell, the Indonesian, himself, proved that.

My conspiracy theory fantasy is that the real Barry Dunham died in Indonesia as a young child and the one we all know and despise was adopted from a local orphanage.

It explains this: https://youtu.be/nWYj0LsEiqc

Posted by: fktheleft at May 22, 2020 07:36 PM (I54dk)

183 #heelsupharris

Posted by: Braenyard at May 22, 2020 07:36 PM (m+2B/)

184 Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2020 07:33 PM (sy5kK)

Yes, this is another case where I'm hoping that PDJT is saying one thing in public to keep things moving along, while in the background he's plotting the destruction of China,

The I realize he is still surrounded by sleazy corrupt DC Uniparty Establishment employees, thanks in no small part to the compromised senate majority leader.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 22, 2020 07:37 PM (6wiwL)

185 So, yeah, anyone who thinks Whitmer is in trouble in Michigan, think again...

A poll released this week by the Detroit Regional Chamber of Commerce found that 64% of Michigan voters surveyed support her handling of the crisis, compared with 33% who did not.

https://bit.ly/2ZtFdve

So if you're wondering why she behaves as she does and the GOP does nothing about it? That's why.

This state has gone full riTARD/Karen.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 22, 2020 07:37 PM (Do5/p)

186 Yes, the SEC leads the nation in most entertaining head football coaches now

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 22, 2020 07:39 PM (aO8Gd)

187 testes

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 22, 2020 07:39 PM (sWM8x)

188
Friday night FLAMING SKULL ! Filled with RUM !!
Posted by: runner at May 22, 2020 07:29 PM (zr5Kq)

Sessions deserved that kick in the nuts!

Posted by: CN at May 22, 2020 07:39 PM (ONvIw)

189 ...All of our comments are black. Unless Ace screws up and makes the page red.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 22, 2020 07:26 PM (dNzKv)


Red and pinko commie commentators don't last long.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 22, 2020 07:39 PM (m+2B/)

190 Half baked and ill-formed platitudes are popping out of Senator Harris' mouth like the Pillsbury Doughboy making 3-minute biscuits!!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 22, 2020 07:40 PM (Fc5rx)

191 Fox showed one of their polls this morning that asked who would be better dealing with Chy-Nah, Biden or Trump. Biden was up by about 8 or 9 points. I was like WTAF?

Posted by: Old Blue at May 22, 2020 07:41 PM (VNmG1)

192 Harris's throat looks like it's been stretched out from the inside.

Posted by: pawn at May 22, 2020 07:41 PM (PveK5)

193 He's got China nine ways to Sunday.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 22, 2020 07:42 PM (m+2B/)

194 Mike Leach in the SEC will always be entertaining. Will enjoy.

Posted by: azalea city at May 22, 2020 07:42 PM (WX+x0)

195
Whoa!

Went over to a couple of other sites, and it looks like all sides are trashing Senile for his "vote for Trump and you aren't black" comment.


It's like they were all back in chains, or something.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2020 07:42 PM (sy5kK)

196 Politics 101

When you can't solve big problems, invent a small problem, pretend it's a big problem, then portray yourself as a valiant warrior fighting the good fight

when you come up short, blame 'dark forces'

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 22, 2020 07:42 PM (iTXRQ)

197 all they talk about is CV scare 24/7. It literally is driving people crazy here that watch a lot of television.

It's must-see TeeVee!

Posted by: A Scold of Karens at May 22, 2020 07:43 PM (EgshT)

198 Man arrested for sexually assaulting horses

https://tinyurl.com/ya4jqr82

Posted by: jsg at May 22, 2020 07:43 PM (6Swfv)

199 Fox? Paul Ryan's Fox? That Fox?

Posted by: fraeked at May 22, 2020 07:44 PM (Tnijr)

200 How about Winnie the Flu!

Posted by: Lee at May 22, 2020 07:44 PM (jVp8C)

201 >>Takes years to build a plant.


This is retarded.

You dig a hole, plant a seed and then water it.

Making plants is not hard. Farmer's do it all the time.

Posted by: Mike Bloomberg at May 22, 2020 07:44 PM (FBy1R)

202
Time for SEC football, no f'ing half filled stadiums.


NO MASKS

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 22, 2020 07:44 PM (2KNZv)

203 Man arrested for sexually assaulting horses





No. Just no.

Posted by: runner at May 22, 2020 07:44 PM (zr5Kq)

204 How do they know the horses didn't like it?

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 22, 2020 07:45 PM (xPl2J)

205 >>Man arrested for sexually assaulting horses


WILLLLL_BURRRRR!

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2020 07:45 PM (FBy1R)

206 ''Fox showed one of their polls this morning that asked who would be better dealing with Chy-Nah, Biden or Trump. Biden was up by about 8 or 9 points. I was like WTAF?''

Fox has become CNN2

Posted by: Tuna at May 22, 2020 07:45 PM (gLRfa)

207 158 Klobuchar also is from a state that the Democrats need to hold (almost lost Minn. in 2016)

Isn't she the one that ate a salad with a comb?
Posted by: Infidel at May 22, 2020 07:29 PM (sNpqr)

I believe she's the inspiration for more than one Veep episode.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 22, 2020 07:45 PM (jK8Z7)

208 I don't trust Tuberville on immigration.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 22, 2020 07:45 PM (wiXsO)

209 191 Fox has become unwatchable

Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2020 07:46 PM (ZCEU2)

210 Man arrested for sexually assaulting horses


As long as he was wearing a mask, it's okay.

Posted by: A Scold of Karens at May 22, 2020 07:46 PM (EgshT)

211 "I want to speak to the manager. Yes, YOUR manager"

Posted by: Kamalala Ding Dong at May 22, 2020 07:46 PM (RKQ/v)

212 A poll released this week by the Detroit Regional Chamber of Commerce

A powerhouse of non-political opinion and metrics.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 22, 2020 07:46 PM (2KNZv)

213 Man arrested for sexually assaulting horses

https://tinyurl.com/ya4jqr82
Posted by: jsg at May 22, 2020 07:43 PM (6Swfv)


Delaware.

I guess nothing else to do.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 22, 2020 07:47 PM (1g7ch)

214 How much of a Chinese Asset is Kamala Harris?

She won't make love with you.

She won't even merely have sex with you.

But she WILL make the BOOM BOOM and love you LONG TIME, G.I! Ten Dollah!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 22, 2020 07:47 PM (QzJWU)

215 Man arrested for sexually assaulting horses

https://tinyurl.com/ya4jqr82
Posted by: jsg at May 22, 2020 07:43 PM (6Swfv)

Another illegal alien?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2020 07:47 PM (posnU)

216 Man arrested for sexually assaulting horses


Horseman babies!

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 22, 2020 07:48 PM (2KNZv)

217 Fox Business, specifically Lou Dobbs is still ok.

Posted by: Tuna at May 22, 2020 07:48 PM (gLRfa)

218 Thank you!

I have had people object when I have used Wuhan Virus when discussing this virus.
I will now *always* spell it out.

COVID-19: China Originated Viral Infectious Disease

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at May 22, 2020 07:48 PM (kp35W)

219 Ha ha San Fran has an official homeless camp right out in front of City Hall. #Youcantmakethisshitup.

Posted by: fraeked at May 22, 2020 07:48 PM (Tnijr)

220 198 Man arrested for sexually assaulting horses
https://tinyurl.com/ya4jqr82
Posted by: jsg

Democratic Alderman...

Posted by: Pendulating Richard at May 22, 2020 07:48 PM (d6DSt)

221 Klobucharar and Biden are a suicide Ticket aimed at attracting precisely no one.

Posted by: Max Power at May 22, 2020 07:49 PM (QCc6B)

222 185 Uh Clyde what do you want them to do about it? They refused her extension, she does not care. They filed a lawsuit in court and partially lost and this afternoon they filed an appeal.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 22, 2020 07:49 PM (UYnB5)

223 208 I don't trust Tuberville on immigration.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 22, 2020 07:45 PM
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That's two of us.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 22, 2020 07:49 PM (sWM8x)

224 At this point, and we'll have five more months of polls, I believe none of them, and even though I don't live in Michigan I don't believe the one about Whitmer being considered the savior of the state either It was done by the very left Chamber of Commerce and lefty Gretchen comes out smelling like roses. Gee; What a surprise!/s

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2020 07:49 PM (+eVzC)

225 Man arrested for sexually assaulting horses

https://tinyurl.com/ya4jqr82
Posted by: jsg at May 22, 2020 07:43 PM (6Swfv)

Another illegal alien?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Mendooooooza!!!!!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2020 07:50 PM (/tG8l)

226 Oh goody, CBS remaking "The Stand" miniseries, because there's just not enough pandemic virus talk in our lives already!!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2020 07:50 PM (bDqIh)

227 >>Man arrested for sexually assaulting horses


They never would have caught him if it wasn't for the Photo Finish.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2020 07:50 PM (FBy1R)

228 We've got to plotect our phonrey baroney jobs here.

Posted by: DaveA at May 22, 2020 07:50 PM (FhXTo)

229 Does the bill include a provision outlawing using the name "Lyme Disease"?

Posted by: Roland Hirsch at May 22, 2020 07:50 PM (oMkPq)

230 Kamalama kumalama kumala vista

Posted by: fktheleft at May 22, 2020 07:50 PM (I54dk)

231
Man arrested for sexually assaulting horses

he'd have to be kinda tall...

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 22, 2020 07:50 PM (9Gcv4)

232 I had a beer in a tavern today. Got to give a shout out to the Torrington Hotel, in Torrington, Alberta, home of the justifiably world-famous Gopher Hole Museum.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2020 07:51 PM (posnU)

233 ''Klobucharar and Biden are a suicide Ticket aimed at attracting precisely no one.''

Her last name doesn't exactly roll off the tongue does it?

Posted by: Tuna at May 22, 2020 07:51 PM (gLRfa)

234 Every time I hear "Klobuchar" I think "Gesundheit"!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 22, 2020 07:51 PM (Fc5rx)

235 Fox Business, specifically Lou Dobbs is still ok.

Lou, Tucker, Pete, Greg, Jesse and Laura should leave and turn OANN into this decade's FOX News. But don't tell Sean you're leaving.

Just kinda sneak out.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 22, 2020 07:51 PM (2KNZv)

236 >>Man arrested for sexually assaulting horses
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Diversity is our strength.

Posted by: The Chicken at May 22, 2020 07:52 PM (sWM8x)

237 We actually ran the Statue of Liberty play in a flag football league in the Navy. It was an option play that caught people a few times.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 22, 2020 07:17 PM (NgKpN)


I made my wife run it in the parking lot at the Statue of Liberty park in Newark. She had never heard of it, so I made her QB and demonstrated it. Just contributing to her cultural awareness.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 22, 2020 07:52 PM (jK8Z7)

238 Klobouchar isn't brown enough. She's got no chance.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at May 22, 2020 07:52 PM (FBy1R)

239 The horse said nay.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 22, 2020 07:52 PM (+0AKE)

240 he'd have to be kinda tall...
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 22, 2020 07:50 PM (9Gcv4)

The old poke 'n' bucket.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2020 07:53 PM (posnU)

241 How far left has Fox gone?

They could bring O'Reiley back, and it would make them slightly more conservative.

Low bar, I know.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 22, 2020 07:53 PM (QzJWU)

242 https://tinyurl.com/ya4jqr82
Posted by: jsg at May 22, 2020 07:43 PM (6Swfv)


Delaware.

I guess nothing else to do.
Posted by: Burnt Toast

Joey fingers voter.

Posted by: Infidel at May 22, 2020 07:53 PM (sNpqr)

243 179 June 1st starts hurricane season here in the Sunshine State. I don't own a TV so I asked my boss today if the media was starting to pump anxiety about social distancing in the event of a evacuation and the "plight" of our most vulnerable citizens.

He said that he was surprised that he hadn't seen anything yet because all they talk about is CV scare 24/7. It literally is driving people crazy here that watch a lot of television.
Posted by: pawn at May 22, 2020 07:35 PM (PveK5)

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They gave out the usual Annual Hurricane Forecast this week. 13-16? storms, blah, blah major storms. Didn't pay attention too much, as I live in the upper midwest.

Posted by: rd at May 22, 2020 07:53 PM (+0uDE)

244 209 191 Fox has become unwatchable
Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2020 07:46 PM (ZCEU2)


Maybe half of it is watchable.

Tucker, independent and ok

Ingraham, does have the most knowledgeable and relevant guests on (her Medicine Man guests the last few months have been fantastic, are usually world experts, and no PC talk), she reminds me of some Catholic school girls I grew up with.

Maybe The Five if it is a really slow day.

Hannity - I can't watch it. Yes, Sean, for the eight hundred and forty-fifth time, I know you painted houses as a kid. So did I for a while, but I've done other things since then. And he repeats the same thing night after night after night. I. Just. Can't.

Wallace - what a hack.

Oh, Gutfeld and Watters on the weekends! Almost forgot! Top flight stuff.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2020 07:53 PM (sy5kK)

245 >>Delaware.


I would've guessed Mane.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2020 07:53 PM (FBy1R)

246 Nood.

Posted by: Flyguy at May 22, 2020 07:53 PM (v30M8)

247 Man arrested for sexually assaulting horses

he'd have to be kinda tall...
Posted by: AltonJackson



Mendoza used a bucket.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2020 07:53 PM (/tG8l)

248 In a sane world, the media would flame Harris, not only for vapidly wasting the people's time, but also for adopting an apologist's perspective regarding the Chicoms.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2020 07:54 PM (WD9ZA)

249 Let's see some DNA on Obama 2.0.

Posted by: klaftern at May 22, 2020 07:54 PM (RuIsu)

250 he'd have to be kinda tall...
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 22, 2020 07:50 PM (9Gcv4)

As Johnny Carson said about the chihuahua that impregnated a Great Dane, "Somebody put him up to it."

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 22, 2020 07:54 PM (jK8Z7)

251 ''Oh goody, CBS remaking "The Stand" miniseries, because there's just not enough pandemic virus talk in our lives already!!''

How about a series about The Black Death? Now there was a plague!

Posted by: Tuna at May 22, 2020 07:54 PM (gLRfa)

252 226 Oh goody, CBS remaking "The Stand" miniseries, because there's just not enough pandemic virus talk in our lives already!!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2020 07:50 PM (bDqIh)


They're going to be so disappointed when Wuhan fizzles next year.

Oh, wait! They'll find a new one and push and push and call us and the president names for ignoring them.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 22, 2020 07:54 PM (m+2B/)

253 249 Let's see some DNA on Obama 2.0.
Posted by: klaftern at May 22, 2020 07:54 PM (RuIsu)

Coming right up!

Posted by: Reggie L at May 22, 2020 07:55 PM (jK8Z7)

254 Man arrested for sexually assaulting horses

*********


He got into their nickers?

Posted by: Muldoon at May 22, 2020 07:55 PM (Fc5rx)

255 239 The horse said nay.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 22, 2020 07:52 PM (+0AKE)

She was hot to trot?

Posted by: jsg at May 22, 2020 07:56 PM (6Swfv)

256 Tuberville seems like a Trumpist:

"I love this country, and folks - we are losing," he said to the group gathered at Earth and Stone Wood Fired Pizza just west of Huntsville. "We are losing the battle daily. We're just steadily getting chipped away, and we got to stop it. If we don't, we're losing. Thank God - and I thank God every day that he sent us Donald Trump. He's an outsider. He loves this country. He doesn't need their money. He's not a politician. He's not going to listen to them."

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 22, 2020 07:57 PM (3nCFy)

257 Some time ago I stopped watching all TV news. Fox had become just as annoying as the rest. I look at Breitbart and Sefton's Morning Report once in the AM, and figure you all will let me know if the world is on fire, the rest of the time.
It's working great.

Posted by: Weasel at May 22, 2020 07:57 PM (MVjcR)

258 They gave out the usual Annual Hurricane Forecast this week. 13-16? storms, blah, blah major storms. Didn't pay attention too much, as I live in the upper midwest.
Posted by: rd at May 22, 2020 07:53 PM (+0uDE)

Has anyone ever gone back and checked actual versus forecast? My sense is they always predict high.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 22, 2020 07:57 PM (jK8Z7)

259 YAY! New refrig just dumped the first tray of ice.

Why would anyone in their right mind agree to run on a ticket with Joe Biden? Think of what that says about their judgment.

Posted by: creeper at May 22, 2020 07:58 PM (XxJt1)

260 222

185

Uh Clyde what do you want them to do about it? They refused her extension, she does not care. They filed a lawsuit in court and partially lost and this afternoon they filed an appeal.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 22, 2020 07:49 PM

How about get out on social media and the mass media regarding her attack on barbers, but allowing gay sex clubs.

How about get out on social media and the mass media regarding her sending people to die in nursing homes.

How about get out on social media and mass media regarding the attack in the Detroit nursing home.

How about get out there on social media and mass media sharing data on HCQ, on the extremely low death rate from this virus/disease, etc.

You know, things President Trump does all the time regarding issues and opponents the media protects or spikes news stories about.

Millions upon millions of Michiganders unemployed, thousands of small businesses closed and likely not coming back.

And the best anyone is doing is... filing appeals in court.

Yay. I definitely feel like someone is fighting for me... *eye roll*

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 22, 2020 07:59 PM (Do5/p)

261 I look at Breitbart and Sefton's Morning Report once in the AM, and figure you all will let me know if the world is on fire, the rest of the time.
It's working great.

Posted by: Weasel at May 22, 2020 07:57 PM (MVjcR)


I know the demonstrated consistent quality of JJSMR, but is Breitbart worth following, it always seemed erratic and uneven to me?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 22, 2020 07:59 PM (6wiwL)

262 My sense is they always predict high.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 22, 2020 07:57 PM (jK8Z7)


In an abundance of caution...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 22, 2020 08:01 PM (6wiwL)

263 I know the demonstrated consistent quality of JJSMR, but is Breitbart worth following, it always seemed erratic and uneven to me?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 22, 2020 07:59 PM (6wiwL)
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Good point. I really just skim Breitbart to see if there is anything I should be panicking about first thing in the morning. It's all really just crap (JJSMR excepted, of course) designed to rile you up and start clicking on shit.

Posted by: Weasel at May 22, 2020 08:03 PM (MVjcR)

264 They really need to get all medical manufacturing out of china, it never made any sense to let the folks who taint everything with lead be allowed to make our drugs.

Companies need to be looked in to, being in China because it's cheaper is no longer an excuse. You can get workers that are slightly more expensive (9 cents a day as opposed to 8 cents) in many other countries that range from slightly less communist to mostly not communist. Hell we're so worried about the poor families in South America, maybe we could move manufacturing to some countries and help better their lives (though we'd then need to stop lefties from going down there and trying to organize strikes)

Finally Trump needs to be the "fuck'em all and see how this turns out" President we've needed for so long, he needs to look into all political bills or proposals that were made to benefit China, and be it Republican or Democrat look into their donations and other payoffs or monetary connections they have, and see how to take them down.

Posted by: Rbastid at May 22, 2020 09:53 PM (8p44R)

265 Tulsi damn near made her cry on the debate stage. Still funny.
Seriously. We quit watching TV over five years ago. Reality is much more entertaining. How do y'all stand it?

Posted by: TwentytwoLR at May 23, 2020 11:18 AM (UecSt)

266 Can we call it 'Commie Crud'?

Posted by: aelfheld at May 23, 2020 11:40 AM (Zy9Yy)

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