Supreme Court Temporarily Blocks Release of Confidential Grand Jury Testimony to Nadler and Schiff

The Court will later decide whether to extend the hold.

The Supreme Court on Wednesday temporarily blocked the House of Representatives from getting secret grand jury testimony of ex-special counsel Robert Mueller’s Russia investigation.

The court in an unsigned order kept previously undisclosed details from the investigation of Russian interference in the 2016 election out of the hands of Democratic lawmakers at least until early summer.

The high court will decide then whether to extend its hold.

The Supreme Court is already hearing arguments regarding whether or not Democrats can paw through Trump's private and confidential tax records, from his days as a private citizen.

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1 They are too slow.

Posted by: runner at May 20, 2020 06:57 PM (zr5Kq)

2 but not me ! UNO !

Posted by: runner at May 20, 2020 06:57 PM (zr5Kq)

3 This shit has me seeing red

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2020 06:57 PM (uEbPt)

4 Tres

Posted by: Bosk at May 20, 2020 06:58 PM (gQzBS)

5 Hmmmmm

Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2020 06:58 PM (axyOa)

6 Better dead than red.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 20, 2020 06:59 PM (DMUuz)

7 They really wat his tax records. That has been a thread since way back.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 06:59 PM (A5zUN)

8 No, they can't paw through Trump's records from before his days as POTUS.

Posted by: runner at May 20, 2020 06:59 PM (zr5Kq)

9 6 Better dead than red.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 20, 2020 06:59 PM (DMUuz)

This.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 07:00 PM (A5zUN)

10 boogity

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 20, 2020 07:00 PM (NI4rU)

11 4 Tres
Posted by: Bosk at May 20, 2020 06:58 PM


Quatro, amigo.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 20, 2020 07:00 PM (DMUuz)

12 The Court should drop this tax business as a nuisance case. Without explanations.

Posted by: runner at May 20, 2020 07:00 PM (zr5Kq)

13 Nadless and Schitt: still trying to eat their way to the top of the Democrap dung heap.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 20, 2020 07:00 PM (vs2ae)

14 Shiffty is a pathological liar, doubt he can help himself.

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2020 07:00 PM (ZCEU2)

15 Here comes the drip, drip, drip

Posted by: It's me donna at May 20, 2020 07:00 PM (Zmnko)

16 The mills of justice grind slowly, but they grind exceedingly crappy.

Posted by: Regular joe at May 20, 2020 07:01 PM (L9P9s)

17 Remember when someone was asking IRS employees to leak Trumps tax records? Pepperidge Farm remembers...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 07:01 PM (A5zUN)

18
Democrats are just effing trash.

RIP, America.

It was a damn good run.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2020 07:01 PM (sy5kK)

19 It is just my imagination, or do most of the male contestants on Jeopardy! nowadays look like they're taking estrogen?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 20, 2020 07:02 PM (rpbg1)

20 Read at Legal Insurrection couple days ago they are working on Impeachment II

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2020 07:02 PM (ZCEU2)

21 The Supreme Court is already hearing arguments regarding whether or not Democrats can paw through Trump's private and confidential tax records, from his days as a private citizen.

Trump should go on tv and say " you can have my tax records immediately after you produce Obama's transcripts"

*mic drop*

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 20, 2020 07:02 PM (vs2ae)

22 May I propose we set up a GoFundMe page to entice RBG into retirement by funding a tropical retirement where she can read read court briefs to her heart's content while drinking colorful tiki drinks and being fanned by well oiled and buff young men of diverse backgrounds?

You know, in honor and appreciation for her many, many years of public service, *Wink*

Posted by: Robert at May 20, 2020 07:02 PM (bod0u)

23 Who does the DNC expect to convince through these actions?

I think Average Joe and Jane Voter will recognize this as a vendetta to get President Trump.

These people don't need to do this to keep the base frothing at the mouth.

so, again, why?

If there was anything there that could be used against President Trump, either taxes or testimony, it would have leaked long ago.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 20, 2020 07:02 PM (WEBkv)

24 lolgf

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2020 07:02 PM (KnJdm)

25 Is there a noose tiny enough for Schiff's neck?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 20, 2020 07:02 PM (Uu+Jp)

26 Better dead than red.

+1

Posted by: Methos at May 20, 2020 07:02 PM (kOpft)

27 Trump should go on tv and say " you can have my tax records immediately after you produce Obama's transcripts"

*mic drop*
Posted by: deplorable unperson

_____________

What Romney should have said at this charge, but didn't want to be called a racist. But was called a racist anyway.

And then couldn't wait to side with the same people that called him a racist.

Posted by: Blago at May 20, 2020 07:03 PM (Ihsvk)

28 types
deletes

Posted by: Hands at May 20, 2020 07:03 PM (786Ro)

29 9
6 Better dead than red.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 20, 2020 06:59 PM (DMUuz)



This.



Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 07:00 PM (A5zUN)

Better dead reds than dead.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2020 07:03 PM (KnJdm)

30 Who does the DNC expect to convince through these actions?

I think Average Joe and Jane Voter will recognize this as a vendetta to get President Trump.

These people don't need to do this to keep the base frothing at the mouth.

so, again, why?

If there was anything there that could be used against President Trump, either taxes or testimony, it would have leaked long ago.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 20, 2020 07:02 PM (WEBkv)


It's beyond rational thought. This is about feeding their base, and hopefully embarrassing Trump in some way as a form of revenge.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 20, 2020 07:03 PM (SgjGX)

31 19 It is just my imagination, or do most of the male contestants on Jeopardy! nowadays look like they're taking estrogen?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 20, 2020 07:02 PM (rpbg1)

This is true. Why do all dudes below 30 have a higher voice than Lauren Bacall?

Ok, bad example, Maureen O'hara?

This is the one bit of evidence that makes me wonder about Ronan Farrow.


Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 07:04 PM (A5zUN)

32 Wolfus - most "males" in America look like that nowadays. I blame birth control pills. They make you more attracted to sissies, so being a sissy is advantageous, so more guys do it.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at May 20, 2020 07:04 PM (rWZ8Y)

33 Note that this is just a temporary stay till more briefs are filed. But all Trump really needs is for a final ruling to be put off until after the election. Everyone knows, even the Dems, that there's nothing illegal there, or else the IRS would have found it long ago. (they've gone through the returns multiple times) Dems are hoping to find something politically embarrassing that they can use in the campaign. After the election, all that becomes moot, and I predict they're going to lose all interest in this.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2020 07:05 PM (Kpl3J)

34 Why do we have a 2A?

In case there's an attempted coup?

No.

In case the government commits genocide against the elderly and infirm?

No.

In case the government closes your business and forces you to stay home?

No.

Maybe they're right, it's for hunting.

Posted by: Not Voting Our Way Out Of This at May 20, 2020 07:05 PM (SJDa9)

35 Trump gave an entire floor of Trump Tower to the IRS to review his tax records with a fine-toothed comb.


But keep chasing that bus, Democrats.

Here's hoping you catch it.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 20, 2020 07:05 PM (vs2ae)

36 anybody running against Schiff this fall?

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 20, 2020 07:05 PM (iTXRQ)

37 31 19 It is just my imagination, or do most of the male contestants on Jeopardy! nowadays look like they're taking estrogen?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 20, 2020 07:02 PM (rpbg1)

speaking of, what happened to Broseidon?

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2020 07:05 PM (Kpl3J)

38 22 May I propose we set up a GoFundMe page to entice RBG into retirement by funding a tropical retirement where she can read read court briefs to her heart's content while drinking colorful tiki drinks and being fanned by well oiled and buff young men of diverse backgrounds?

You know, in honor and appreciation for her many, many years of public service, *Wink*
Posted by: Robert at May 20, 2020 07:02 PM (bod0u)


Better yet, get someone positive with Wuhan virus to break in past the security and plant a big, open-mouthed french kiss on her, swap spit, then hang a loogie in her eye.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2020 07:06 PM (sy5kK)

39 Magis Cambrica, amabo te

Posted by: Gaius ap Kilroynius at May 20, 2020 07:06 PM (DMUuz)

40 speaking of, what happened to Broseidon?
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2020 07:05 PM (Kpl3J)

I seem to recall seeing a comment from him a few weeks ago, just the once.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 07:06 PM (A5zUN)

41 Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2020 07:05 PM (Kpl3J)


This concerns grand jury testimony in the Mueller coup.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2020 07:06 PM (KnJdm)

42 The SCROTUS is just that.

Too bad a meteor or other object doesn't land on them all.

And fuck Ruth Bader Meinhoff.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 20, 2020 07:07 PM (Z+IKu)

43 These Kabuki Chickens would continue running around squawking for years to come even after their heads were cut off.

Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2020 07:07 PM (jp+2T)

44 This concerns grand jury testimony in the Mueller coup.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2020 07:06 PM (KnJdm)

In other words, what other people said about Trump's taxes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 07:07 PM (A5zUN)

45 It is just my imagination, or do most of the male contestants on Jeopardy! nowadays look like they're taking estrogen?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 20, 2020 07:02 PM (rpbg1)

speaking of, what happened to Broseidon?
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2020


*
*

Not forgetting him. That's why I said "most male contestants."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 20, 2020 07:08 PM (rpbg1)

46 Appeal to the Chief Justice of Hawaii.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 20, 2020 07:08 PM (5iaho)

47 Remember: The Democrats are doing this at the direction of Rachel Maddow.

The night of the Barr Summary of the Mueller Report and her 33 very serious questions.
And, then she and her guest discussed whether Trump was a Russian agent and without this grand jury evidence, without the un-redacted report, we couldn't prove he 6 wasn't.

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 20, 2020 07:08 PM (aO8Gd)

48
Predicate. It's all about Predicate.

The predicate for the Democrats to see and release the president's (and his family's) tax returns is the Russia Hoax, which has been the "predicate" for Everything (including Flynn, all of it).

End the Russia Hoax, once and for all, and all this shit will go away. Barr knows this, unless he's fucking stupid.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 20, 2020 07:09 PM (1B9sG)

49 It's beyond rational thought. This is about feeding their base, and hopefully embarrassing Trump in some way as a form of revenge.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 20, 2020 07:03 PM (SgjGX)

They're trying to tar him with doubt and insinuation. Still an election coming up.

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2020 07:09 PM (uEbPt)

50 In other words, what other people said about Trump's taxes.



Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 07:07 PM (A5zUN)

Could be. I might be naive enough to believe that it had a less remote connection to the Russian "Interference" investigation. Who knows.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2020 07:09 PM (KnJdm)

51 I would be in favor of releasing the grand jury documents. If they release them to everyone.

Grand Jury information is confidential for a reason - it could be derogatory to people who were suspected of a crime and had a case built against them but where there was too little to go on. Just being the target of an investigation can be ruinous.

So if the Dems think that this shouldn't be confidential so they can use, then put it all in public. If they get, we get it too. See if they retract their position.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 07:09 PM (wUFgi)

52
Apologies for a comment I made on the previous thread. It was uncalled for and I was wrong to make it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2020 07:10 PM (mht8P)

53 Willowed:

M-edical school at Tulane, graduated '83.
-Married with a couple of kids.
-Went into Pediatrics, subspecializing in Adolescent Medicine.
-Transitioned to "Rachel" in his late 40's or early 50's.
-Practiced on university staff as a specialist in adolescent transgender issues.
-Named Physician General of Pennsylvania a few years ago.
-Keeps a picture of his former wife and kids on display in his office.

Med school picture (he's the guy holding the jar in the top left-center of the page)

https://tinyurl.com/bearded-lady

Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2020 07:10 PM (Fc5rx)

54 Is there a noose tiny enough for Schiff's neck?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 20, 2020 07:02 PM (Uu+Jp)
......

we could use some of that ribbon they tie balloons with.

Posted by: wth at May 20, 2020 07:10 PM (v0R5T)

55 People that vote for schiff and nadler are fucking nuts. The entire left is fucking nuts. They just can't accept the fact that they are wrong. The press are largely responsible for this. If the left has such a hard-on for regulation, then, lets start with MSNBC and CNN.

Posted by: ryukyu at May 20, 2020 07:10 PM (vKhgw)

56 If there was anything there that could be used against President Trump, either taxes or testimony, it would have leaked long ago.
^^^^^^^^^THIS^^^^^X1000
NY State had/has it in their hands. It's all about "Trump wants to hide/obstruct blah, blah blah." There's probably something unflattering in there, but, srsly, look at any billionaire's taxes and there's ugly shit in there that average Joe can't pull off b/c armies of accountants and attorneys at their disposal, but that's ALL of them. I wish he could just drop them and at the next opportunity" "Fuck you, next question".

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 20, 2020 07:10 PM (7Fj9P)

57 Monday Russia
Tuesday Taxes
Wednesday Stormy
Thursday Emoluments
Friday Sexual Assault
Saturday Obstruction
Sunday Chaos
Repeat


Posted by: ... at May 20, 2020 07:11 PM (uEbPt)

58 They're trying to tar him with doubt and insinuation. Still an election coming up.
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2020 07:09 PM


That is beyond the pale. Never happen!

Posted by: Harry Reid at May 20, 2020 07:12 PM (DMUuz)

59 99% of Democrats don't have much of a plan beyond "making OrangeMan Mad" but I wonder if some of this is to get tax records so then the state of New York can go after him for something trivial? Didn't they recently change their laws to make the "look back" longer just to go after Trump?

Posted by: Blago at May 20, 2020 07:12 PM (Ihsvk)

60 Posted by: Harry Reid at May 20, 2020 07:12 PM (DMUuz)
++++++++++++
Fuck you in particular.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 07:12 PM (wUFgi)

61 M-edical school at Tulane, graduated '83.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2020 07:10 PM


Say no more, I saw a parade in Jackson Park back in the 80s. Explains everything.

Posted by: Bert G at May 20, 2020 07:12 PM (OMsf+)

62 Prager said today Shiffty is his congressman.

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2020 07:12 PM (ZCEU2)

63 How about we see the grand jury evidence against senator Menendez?

How about the grand jury evidence against Jeffrey Epstein?

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 20, 2020 07:13 PM (aO8Gd)

64 I know Trump's tax returns are clean. But it just feels wrong to me.

Posted by: LTC Vindman at May 20, 2020 07:13 PM (786Ro)

65 Apologies for a comment I made on the previous thread. It was uncalled for and I was wrong to make it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2020 07:10 PM (mht8P)

FWIW I'm stuck in a shitty blue state and I thought it was absolutely fine. Actually well observed. The truth is the truth.

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2020 07:13 PM (uEbPt)

66 The Supreme Court is already hearing arguments regarding whether or not Democrats can paw through Trump's private and confidential tax records, from his days as a private citizen.


Why Trump's taxes and not Obama's college transcripts?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2020 07:14 PM (oVJmc)

67 54
Is there a noose tiny enough for Schiff's neck?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 20, 2020 07:02 PM (Uu+Jp)

......



we could use some of that ribbon they tie balloons with.

Posted by: wth


*Ponders difficulty of making a noose from a single-wall carbon nanotube.*

Posted by: pep at May 20, 2020 07:14 PM (T6t7i)

68 Schiff misses the adulation he got during the first impeachment trial. After all he was the a hero to many. When the next impeachment trial starts, they will need Trumps tax info, to build a case for something.
Assuming the Democrats still control the house, in 1021.

Posted by: Colin at May 20, 2020 07:14 PM (3VGnj)

69 55 ryukyu:

I work among leftists. It's a mirror into a world of lunatic conspiracy's. They are not from another planet. They are from another dimension. It's a scary look into madness.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 20, 2020 07:15 PM (hMwTK)

70 There has been a duel prong attack on Trump from Congress and NY, as said yesterday this hands off Jug Ears and Creepy Uncle Joe is not going to be reciprocal to Trump. DJT is going to be hounded the day after he leaves office until he is gone.

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2020 07:15 PM (ZCEU2)

71 M-edical school at Tulane, graduated '83.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2020 07:10 PM

Say no more, I saw a parade in Jackson Park back in the 80s. Explains everything.
Posted by: Bert G at May 20, 2020


*
*

Jackson Square? I grew up a few blocks away. It used to be open until late evening, 9 or 10 pm. When the hippies and the homeless began to infest the city, the city promptly closed the park at 6 pm, and it still does close that early.

This town is a sinkhole of weirdness anyway.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 20, 2020 07:15 PM (rpbg1)

72 The Pitch Meeting for IT is quite good.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 07:15 PM (A5zUN)

73 "The high court will decide then whether to extend its hold."

Does Jackstraw know about this high court? Seems like it would be right up his alley.

Posted by: freaked at May 20, 2020 07:15 PM (Tnijr)

74 Assuming the Democrats still control the house, in 1021.
Posted by: Colin at May 20, 2020 07:14 PM (3VGnj)

What makes you think they're gonna wait? There's an election coming up. It would be wrong to leave the truth covered up! The voters need information otherwise it's interference.

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2020 07:16 PM (uEbPt)

75 A victory but a rather small one. I want perp walks, that's what victory looks like

Posted by: zeera Moron Author at May 20, 2020 07:16 PM (zUdXR)

76 Trump is a billionaire.

He has his own Team of IRS Auditors that do nothing but review his taxes. Every freaking billionaire has an IRS Team looking at their taxes, every freaking year.

Same with the Trump Organization. Same with any Billion Dollar Company.

If here was anything there, the IRS would have nailed it years ago. They also would have foiund a way to leak it.

Posted by: rd at May 20, 2020 07:16 PM (+0uDE)

77 Apologies for a comment I made on the previous thread. It was uncalled for and I was wrong to make it.


Hadrian it's fine!

It is just a whole mess here

the worst tho is, what happened to the people in long term care. they were murdered.

Posted by: HostageBlackOrchid at May 20, 2020 07:16 PM (j9HX3)

78 The High Court is sooooo baked.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2020 07:16 PM (oVJmc)

79 The Bong Of Justice will abide.

Posted by: freaked at May 20, 2020 07:16 PM (Tnijr)

80 Jackson Square? I grew up a few blocks away. It
used to be open until late evening, 9 or 10 pm. When the hippies and
the homeless began to infest the city, the city promptly closed the park
at 6 pm, and it still does close that early.



This town is a sinkhole of weirdness anyway.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 20, 2020 07:15 PM

That's it. There was an extremely flamboyant parade underway as the tourist G family happened upon the scene, much to the chagrin of my appalled mother.

Posted by: Bert G at May 20, 2020 07:17 PM (OMsf+)

81 Is there a noose tiny enough for Schiff's neck?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 20, 2020 07:02 PM (Uu+Jp)

--------------

Ever see those little rubber bands that sre used to castrate cattle with?

Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2020 07:17 PM (nw6Hr)

82 53. I went to Tulane and hang my head in shame. I went to LSU as well, so there is some redemption.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at May 20, 2020 07:18 PM (IBMDj)

83 Schiff could vomit all over a speaker's podium and J Rubin would go into orgasms of praise.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 20, 2020 07:18 PM (Uu+Jp)

84 75 A victory but a rather small one. I want perp walks, that's what victory looks like
Posted by: zeera Moron Author at May 20, 2020 07:16 PM (zUdXR)

I am still working out:
-I am guessing you would need more than a permit to set of a nuke in Meteor Crater?
-Berserker's cages.
-Getting a working nuke. Probably not too tough, according to movies, they are everywhere.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 07:18 PM (A5zUN)

85 The High Court? Is that the show where a young Markie Post is nekkid and high?

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 20, 2020 07:18 PM (hMwTK)

86
A Catholic blog asked for prayer requests. Rather than my own petty concerns I asked for prayers for those still deprived of public Mass due to oppression of the civil authorities and the pusillanimity of their bishops. But whatever your faith, I hope you can go to church soon.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2020 07:19 PM (mht8P)

87

Global Control For A Better Democracy And Justice poll:

Arizona
Biden: 55
Trump: 39
Other: 6


Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 20, 2020 07:19 PM (1B9sG)

88 Ever see those little rubber bands that sre used to castrate cattle with?
Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2020 07:17 PM (nw6Hr)

I now know more than I did 60 seconds ago about cattle castration.

The opposite of 'Thanks'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 07:19 PM (A5zUN)

89 In regard to Trump's tax documents, the Senate should preemptively subpoena Biden's Senate documents and Obama's college transcripts / other documents. The original birth certificate would be nice, too.

Per the House's argument, all they need to do is dream up possible legislation where the documents might be relevant.

Let SCOTUS ponder the can of worms they're going to open if they grant the demorons the docs they want.

Posted by: lymond at May 20, 2020 07:20 PM (Jvjtu)

90 that's what victory looks like
Posted by: zeera Moron Author at May 20, 2020 07:16 PM


Ahem.

Posted by: Victory Rack & Victory Rack 2 at May 20, 2020 07:20 PM (DMUuz)

91 Global Control For A Better Democracy And Justice poll:

Arizona
Biden: 55
Trump: 39
Other: 6


Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 20, 2020 07:19 PM (1B9sG)

The name of the poll seems suspicious...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 07:20 PM (A5zUN)

92 The High Court is sooooo baked.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2020 07:16 PM (oVJmc)
.......

I'm sure Rutabaga is hopped up on goofballs of some kind.

Posted by: wth at May 20, 2020 07:20 PM (v0R5T)

93 Ewwww


Markie Post.

Shagged William Jefferson Clinton


Ewwwwwwww

Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2020 07:20 PM (nw6Hr)

94 Ever see those little rubber bands that sre used to castrate cattle with?
Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2020 07:17 PM (nw6Hr)

I now know more than I did 60 seconds ago about cattle castration.

The opposite of 'Thanks'.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 07:19 PM (A5zUN

Isn't that how they dock a dog's tail?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 20, 2020 07:21 PM (Uu+Jp)

95 At this point

Warfare > Lawfare


But I'm impatient and I guess fortunate that there are more patient people in charge.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 20, 2020 07:21 PM (2DOZq)

96 Hadrian it's clear you were being facetious

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 20, 2020 07:21 PM (iTXRQ)

97 You could smear Schiff's head with vaseline and maybe it would fall off like a tick.

Posted by: freaked at May 20, 2020 07:21 PM (Tnijr)

98
I now know more than I did 60 seconds ago about cattle castration.

The opposite of 'Thanks'.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 07:19 PM (A5zUN)

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Anytime city boy! Enjoy your cheeseburger

Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2020 07:21 PM (nw6Hr)

99 I live in the Florida Panhandle. Yesterday, a woman got into a car next to me w a pristine Gillum bumper sticker. She was probably close to 80. That is how insane some voters are. White-haired old lady still loves the meth guy who betrays his wife and children, bc orangemanbad.

Posted by: EveR at May 20, 2020 07:21 PM (R0z7P)

100 Global Control For A Better Democracy And Justice poll:

***********

Dolly Parton, Lily Tomlin Workplace Poll has Biden up over Trump 9 to 5.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2020 07:22 PM (Fc5rx)

101 Markie Post/ BJ Clinton Valtrex Poll

Biden 70%
Trump 30%

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 20, 2020 07:22 PM (Owlqg)

102
Hadrian it's clear you were being facetious
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 20, 2020 07:21 PM (iTXRQ)


Thank you, but the effect was offensive and thus wrong.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2020 07:23 PM (mht8P)

103 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2020 07:19 PM (mht8P)

It's a very hard things for RC's unable to go to Mass and others who are not RC who cannot be in church and would like to be. Did you see the link I've posted several times about the young priest in WI calling out the Bishops for shuttering churches? He was a very strong witness. If you didn't see it it's one the RC website "Church Militant."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2020 07:23 PM (+eVzC)

104 I saw Emoluments open for Sinead O'Connor at the Jockey Club back in 2002.

Posted by: runner at May 20, 2020 07:23 PM (zr5Kq)

105 Hadrian,

You said nothing wrong!

Posted by: four seasons at May 20, 2020 07:24 PM (PisyI)

106 96 Hadrian it's clear you were being facetious
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 20, 2020 07:21 PM (iTXRQ)

I was actually getting images of crowds of Red State people pontooning with bikini women, doing shots off scantily clad women, and sitting around camp fires drinking and laughing as a commercial to be played in California.

It was a joke, so I took it that way.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 07:24 PM (A5zUN)

107

What ever happened to Harry 'The Hat' Anderson?

Posted by: Cyrious Memberpate at May 20, 2020 07:24 PM (Re9MM)

108 I now know more than I did 60 seconds ago about cattle castration.

The opposite of 'Thanks'.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 07:19 PM


We wouldn't steer you wrong.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 20, 2020 07:24 PM (DMUuz)

109 M-edical school at Tulane, graduated '83.


Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2020 07:10 PM________________________
This does say it all.

Why not pay 5 times as much for your inferior medical school education?

Posted by: Every LSU Med School Grad at May 20, 2020 07:24 PM (uksaT)

110 Hadrian it's clear you were being facetious
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 20, 2020 07:21 PM (iTXRQ)

Thank you, but the effect was offensive and thus wrong.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2020 07:23 PM

I missed the comment in question. Everyone knows you're one of the good guys, Hadrian.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 20, 2020 07:24 PM (Uu+Jp)

111 You could smear Schiff's head with vaseline and maybe it would fall off like a tick.
Posted by: freaked at May 20, 2020 07:21 PM (Tnijr)


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Oh my God! Don't do that! It'll make it easier for him to get his head up his ass again.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2020 07:24 PM (nw6Hr)

112
Harry Anderson is mortadella.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 20, 2020 07:24 PM (1B9sG)

113 Trump upset their corrupt apple cart and so he must pay!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 20, 2020 07:25 PM (r+sAi)

114 Anderson is mort.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 20, 2020 07:25 PM (Owlqg)

115 108 I now know more than I did 60 seconds ago about cattle castration.

That's nuts.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 20, 2020 07:25 PM (Uu+Jp)

116 Anytime city boy! Enjoy your cheeseburger
Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2020 07:21 PM (nw6Hr)

*golfclap*

A touch, a touch, I do confess.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 07:25 PM (A5zUN)

117
No, i hadn't seen that, Fen. But it's likely to parallel what I've thought: that bishops and ministers should tell the authorities to pound sand.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2020 07:25 PM (mht8P)

118 I now know more than I did 60 seconds ago about cattle castration.

The opposite of 'Thanks'.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 07:19 PM

We wouldn't steer you wrong.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 20, 2020 07:24 PM (DMUuz)

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Its what we are hereford.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2020 07:25 PM (nw6Hr)

119 That the question has to get to SCOTUS is the outrage

Posted by: blaster at May 20, 2020 07:25 PM (ZfRYq)

120 I live in the Florida Panhandle. Yesterday, a woman got into a car next to me w a pristine Gillum bumper sticker. She was probably close to 80. That is how insane some voters are. White-haired old lady still loves the meth guy who betrays his wife and children, bc orangemanbad.
Posted by: EveR

____________________

Many old people think the Democrat party is the same one that it was 50 years ago, they have no idea how hostile it likely is to everything they stand for.

I had a grandmother that believed the Republicans were the guy on the Monopoly box with the top hat and monocle that wanted to take away her social security.

Posted by: Blago at May 20, 2020 07:26 PM (Ihsvk)

121 Those little bands are considered cruel to use. They've been outlawed in some areas. I used a burdizzo last time I had goats. It crushes the cord.

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2020 07:26 PM (JKNZq)

122 Ow, my balls!

Posted by: A steer at May 20, 2020 07:26 PM (v0R5T)

123 108 I now know more than I did 60 seconds ago about cattle castration.

And thus prairie oysters were born.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 20, 2020 07:26 PM (Uu+Jp)

124 114 Anderson is mort.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 20, 2020 07:25 PM (Owlqg)

I saw him once in a game store in Santa Barbara. We did not bother him or anything, just thought it was cool.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 07:26 PM (A5zUN)

125
Speaking of New Orleans and Susan Rice, I sure could use some authentic dirty rice right now.

Posted by: stumck at May 20, 2020 07:27 PM (uksaT)

126 All the house democraps and rinos have to do is re-read their copy of Prairie Fire and extrapolate.

Posted by: Eromero at May 20, 2020 07:28 PM (XhWtx)

127 Speaking of New Orleans and Susan Rice, I sure could use some authentic dirty rice right now.

Posted by: stumck at May 20, 2020 07:27 PM (uksaT)

Mmmm, I need to find a good recipe.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 07:28 PM (A5zUN)

128
We wouldn't steer you wrong.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 20, 2020 07:24 PM (DMUuz)


I won't be cowed!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2020 07:28 PM (mht8P)

129 Wolfus - most "males" in America look like that nowadays. I blame birth control pills. They make you more attracted to sissies, so being a sissy is advantageous, so more guys do it.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel

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What I've seen a lot of: a "guy" sitting at a table in a restaurant (back before Karenworld, when we were allowed to have restaurants) with three or four chicks. The guy is totally dressed like a fag and talking all precious because that supposedly makes him sound witty.

They think it's really something to get in the friend zone with a pack of women, like that's some big accomplishment.

They don't seem to understand that... Their. Job. Is. To. Fuck. Them.

Not let them laugh and chatter.

Evolution is at a dead end because of leftism.

Devo were right.

Posted by: RKae at May 20, 2020 07:28 PM (K1sv/)

130 A burdizzo sounds like an Italian mohel with shaky hands.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 20, 2020 07:28 PM (Owlqg)

131

Hadrian I am deeply offended and insist on seeing your manager!

Posted by: Karen Echokunt at May 20, 2020 07:29 PM (Re9MM)

132 34 Why do we have a 2A?

In case there's an attempted coup?

No.

In case the government commits genocide against the elderly and infirm?

No.

In case the government closes your business and forces you to stay home?

No.

Maybe they're right, it's for hunting.

Posted by: Not Voting Our Way Out Of This at May 20, 2020 07:05 PM (SJDa9)

_____________


I was told that we shouldn't resort to the Second Amendment while the First Amendment is still respected, we still have free speech rights, and we're not being censored.


Oh, wait, I see your point ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2020 07:29 PM (jp+2T)

133 we'd like to know a little bit about you for our files ...
We'd like to help you learn to help yourself ...


Mrs Robinson, not sure what that was all about ... "going to the candidates debate, any way you look at it you lose" ... Well, with establishment DR that was true, but maybe we can forge a new party ... ? But the old Dems sure like to dig into private files, for kompromat.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 20, 2020 07:29 PM (Cus5s)

134 What's worse the rubber bands for steers to be or the rope over the nuts of rodeo bulls?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 20, 2020 07:29 PM (Uu+Jp)

135 I like Church Militant too Fen, he is right on my ticked off thinking.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 20, 2020 07:29 PM (r+sAi)

136 Night Court was an underrated show.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 20, 2020 07:30 PM (Owlqg)

137 Speaking of New Orleans and Susan Rice, I sure could use some authentic dirty rice right now.

Posted by: stumck

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Susan's only dirty in the political sense. She can only do scolding lectures when in the sack.

...Now, Condoleeza Rice might get dirty with ya.

Posted by: RKae at May 20, 2020 07:30 PM (K1sv/)

138 Night Court was pretty funny. It does get overlooked for some reason.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 20, 2020 07:31 PM (hMwTK)

139

Mmmmmmm. Dirty rice. Im in. And hungry.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2020 07:31 PM (nw6Hr)

140 Please not to combine Markie Post and castration on same thread. It confuses the genitals.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2020 07:31 PM (oVJmc)

141
Red beans and rice. Want.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2020 07:31 PM (mht8P)

142 I like Church Militant too Fen, he is right on my ticked off thinking.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

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Yeah, I like that guy.

I also like A Call For An Uprising. That dude's ALWAYS pissed off.

But for true sanity, Fighting For The Faith is my go-to.

Posted by: RKae at May 20, 2020 07:31 PM (K1sv/)

143
Speaking of New Orleans and Susan Rice, I sure could use some authentic dirty rice right now.



Eat it off the floor.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2020 07:32 PM (oVJmc)

144 Popeyes dirty rice or as the call it ,Cajun rice , isn't bad in a pinch.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 20, 2020 07:32 PM (2DOZq)

145 We need to change they way we collect taxes in this country.

Abolish the income tax.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 20, 2020 07:32 PM (Z+IKu)

146 The rubber bands on the steer. They cut off circulation to the testicles and it takes days for them to die off.

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2020 07:32 PM (JKNZq)

147 136 Night Court was an underrated show.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 20, 2020 07:30 PM (Owlqg)

It was. There were some actual characters under the fluff.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 07:32 PM (A5zUN)

148 Night Court was an underrated show.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

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Gotta love a character who's a Mel Torme freak!

Posted by: RKae at May 20, 2020 07:32 PM (K1sv/)

149 Please not to combine Markie Post and castration on same thread. It confuses the genitals.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2020 07:31 PM (oVJmc)

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LOL. Thread winner right there.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2020 07:32 PM (nw6Hr)

150 WHAT DID THAT DAMN HADRIAN DO THIS TIME?

Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE MARKIE POST at May 20, 2020 07:33 PM (sWM8x)

151 144 Popeyes dirty rice or as the call it ,Cajun rice , isn't bad in a pinch.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 20, 2020 07:32 PM (2DOZq)

I am not a huge fan. Bojangles made a really good dirty rice. I am not even sure they are still in business.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 07:33 PM (A5zUN)

152 I'm watching Last Dance. I'm not any kind of basketball fan but it's pretty interesting.
I almost lost my interest, however, when some guy with purple lips made an appearance.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 20, 2020 07:33 PM (Uu+Jp)

153 Ukraine judge orders Joe Biden be listed as alleged perpetrator of crime in prosecutor's firing.
_Just the News

Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2020 07:33 PM (QNIOn)

154 Talking a buddy of mine...
Quote: "Gingy is a hoot and a half!"

Posted by: Bert G at May 20, 2020 07:33 PM (OMsf+)

155 Related. The Supreme Court also temporarily blocked visitation rights for Nadler's dick. In a tersely worded statement that Justice Ginsburg wrote on the behalf of the majority she stated; "he hasn't seen it in 60 years. A few more months won't matter".

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at May 20, 2020 07:34 PM (3P+Du)

156 Don't be confusing the genitals.

Posted by: Sex Change Patient at May 20, 2020 07:34 PM (v0R5T)

157
...Now, Condoleeza Rice might get dirty with ya.





Posted by: RKae at May 20, 2020 07:30 PM (K1sv/)
__________________________
I think Dave Chappelle did a riff on this

Posted by: stumck at May 20, 2020 07:34 PM (uksaT)

158 I paid for that hash and I'm keeping it till isp or pixie takes it away.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2020 07:35 PM (QNIOn)

159 MUMP

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 20, 2020 07:35 PM (Owlqg)

160 The rubber bands on the steer. They cut off circulation to the testicles and it takes days for them to die off.
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2020 07:32 PM (JKNZq)

I for one am okay if it would take days for Schiff's head to fall off.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 20, 2020 07:35 PM (Uu+Jp)

161 None of these Dems or RINOs in opposition to Trump are so badass that they have a stripper paying them.

Posted by: jsg at May 20, 2020 07:35 PM (aFWbw)

162 The rubber bands on the steer. They cut off circulation to the testicles and it takes days for them to die off.

---------

Much safer and less painful than the "old" way.... Which involed a tool that was part pliers and part scimitar.

Ive done thousands both ways. The bands are way better.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2020 07:35 PM (nw6Hr)

163 156 Don't be confusing the genitals.
Posted by: Sex Change Patient at May 20, 2020 07:34 PM (v0R5T)

Please to not be confusing the genitals.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 07:35 PM (A5zUN)

164 Ukraine judge orders Joe Biden be listed as alleged perpetrator of crime in prosecutor's firing.
_Just the News
Posted by: Braenyard

----

I admit, I did have my fingers in a lot of things over there. But the way those deals were positioned, I couldn't have gotten my fingers into them unless they were willing.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 20, 2020 07:35 PM (K1sv/)

165
2004 Flashback --

The "International Community" of UN/EU busybody fascists sent "observers" to polling precincts across the USA to watch out for and report "irregularities" and "suppression" at the polls so as to prevent Bush/Republicans from "stealing" another election from the Democrat who was expected to win.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 20, 2020 07:35 PM (1B9sG)

166 Bad news for Shit-Nads.

Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2020 07:36 PM (Eicbe)

167 Tighter than Dick's hatband.

Posted by: Eromero at May 20, 2020 07:36 PM (XhWtx)

168 Dishonest NYT headline says they refused release of part of Mueller report.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 20, 2020 07:36 PM (nRWPy)

169 Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at May 20, 2020 07:34 PM (3P+Du)

I laffed.

Posted by: rd at May 20, 2020 07:36 PM (+0uDE)

170 Stay safe.

Posted by: Dr. Rachel at May 20, 2020 07:36 PM (EgshT)

171 Burdizzo doesn't cut anything. it just crushes the cord.

The oldtimer we knew with cattle used a knife.

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2020 07:36 PM (JKNZq)

172 I almost lost my interest, however, when some guy with purple lips made an appearance.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 20, 2020 07:33 PM


Did he have big ears? Roomy?

Posted by: Buffalo Reggie at May 20, 2020 07:37 PM (DMUuz)

173 Please to not be confusing the genitals.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

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Because they're normally such clear, logical thinkers.

Posted by: RKae at May 20, 2020 07:37 PM (K1sv/)

174 Assisted non-living facilities explain why old NYers are so intent on fleeing to Miaimi.

Posted by: Downcast at May 20, 2020 07:37 PM (xgpfE)

175 Since when do we EVER release Grand Jury testimony?


It's illegal, always has been illegal.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 20, 2020 07:37 PM (nRWPy)

176 Nadler's Gunt would be a terrible name for a rock band.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 20, 2020 07:37 PM (Uu+Jp)

177 Ukraine judge orders Joe Biden be listed as alleged perpetrator of crime in prosecutor's firing.
_Just the News
Posted by: Braenyard
---
"Our country was attacked by America!" -- Ukraine Dems

Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2020 07:38 PM (Eicbe)

178

I bite the nuts off all the males in my life!

Posted by: Karen Echokunt at May 20, 2020 07:38 PM (Re9MM)

179 Thanks RKae. I did not know of these.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 20, 2020 07:38 PM (r+sAi)

180 I desperately despise those DC hacks.

Posted by: Flyover, tired of treason theatre at May 20, 2020 07:38 PM (Rbu5d)

181 Did he have big ears? Roomy?
Posted by: Buffalo Reggie at May 20, 2020 07:37 PM (DMUuz

Huge. Luxurious.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 20, 2020 07:38 PM (Uu+Jp)

182 Because they're normally such clear, logical thinkers.

Posted by: RKae at May 20, 2020 07:37 PM (K1sv/)

They are less confused than the the Health Secretary of Pennsylvania.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 07:38 PM (A5zUN)

183 Republicans want to kill Grandma.


That was one lib talking point I never thought was actually projection.


So many people deserve to be thrown under the jail.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 07:38 PM (pUDQf)

184 fixerupper @ 162- Clamps. Learned to do that in AG class 9th grade.

Posted by: Eromero at May 20, 2020 07:38 PM (XhWtx)

185 Nadler's Gunt would be a terrible name for a rock band.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 20, 2020 07:37 PM (Uu+Jp)


Heavy, man.

Posted by: filbert at May 20, 2020 07:39 PM (NiXyF)

186 How long til the results of the Flynn-Sullivan writ of mandamus gets handed down?

Posted by: Downcast at May 20, 2020 07:39 PM (xgpfE)

187 Please to not be confusing the genitals.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 07:35 PM


Try. You might likee!

Posted by: Thai Ladyboi at May 20, 2020 07:39 PM (DMUuz)

188 Since when do we EVER release Grand Jury testimony?

It's illegal, always has been illegal.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 20, 2020 07:37 PM (nRWPy)
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That probably played into it.

Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2020 07:39 PM (Eicbe)

189 165
2004 Flashback --

The "International Community" of UN/EU busybody fascists sent "observers" to polling precincts across the USA to watch out for and report "irregularities" and "suppression" at the polls so as to prevent Bush/Republicans from "stealing" another election from the Democrat who was expected to win.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile



Bush still won and those "International Community"of UN/EU "Observers" got to visit some fine strip clubs and bang high end hookers at taxpayer expense.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 20, 2020 07:39 PM (hMwTK)

190 This was over at Insty and I thought it was from the Babylon Bee

Thrash Metal Drummer Awakens from Coronovirus coma, Doesn't think Satan is that cool any more:

https://tinyurl.com/y87f6p5u

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2020 07:39 PM (JKNZq)

191 Thank you, but the effect was offensive and thus wrong.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2020 07:23 PM (mht8P)


Dude, are you a regular here?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 20, 2020 07:40 PM (jnM20)

192 Thank you, but the effect was offensive and thus wrong.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2020 07:23 PM (mht8P)

Dude, are you a regular here?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 20, 2020 07:40 PM (jnM20)

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No s***! Let's not set the precedent for having to apologize every time I shoot my freaking mouth off. Because that is not going to happen :-)

Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2020 07:41 PM (nw6Hr)

193 Please to not be confusing the genitals.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

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Because they're normally such clear, logical thinkers.

Posted by: RKae at May 20, 2020 07:37 PM (K1sv/)
.......

We have a purpose and proceed to achieve that goal.

Posted by: the genitals at May 20, 2020 07:41 PM (v0R5T)

194 Assisted non-living facilities explain why old NYers are so intent on fleeing to Miaimi.
Posted by: Downcast at May 20, 2020 07:37 PM (xgpfE)

Also, no state income tax.

And the old farts all get a break on their property taxes with more added to the homestead exemption because of their age.

And Wendy's gives them a free drink with their meals.

Cheap old bastards.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 20, 2020 07:41 PM (Z+IKu)

195
There was a funny Mike Rowe monologue about castrating lambs.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2020 07:41 PM (mht8P)

196 Karen Echokunt @ 178 Mondo Cane or some such movie from the 60s with Laplander women biting the nutz off reindeer.

Posted by: Eromero at May 20, 2020 07:41 PM (XhWtx)

197 Dan Fielding made Night Court.

To this day my fave episode will always be Teri Hatcher bearing all and Fieldings reaction.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 at May 20, 2020 07:42 PM (+dsLj)

198 I'd like Nadler's gunt awaken from it's slumber and smother Nadler.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 20, 2020 07:42 PM (Uu+Jp)

199 We have a purpose and proceed to achieve that goal.
Posted by: the genitals at May 20, 2020 07:41 PM (v0R5T)

Genital 1: Boobs. Are they a sandwich?

Genital 2: Let's find out!

Posted by: The Genital Think Tank at May 20, 2020 07:42 PM (A5zUN)

200 What with the apologizing you almost sound Canadian, Hadrian.
And I know nobody here wants to sound Canadian. But I can't help it.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 20, 2020 07:44 PM (Uu+Jp)

201 TL;DR. Somebody call me when we get our country back.

Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at May 20, 2020 07:45 PM (qSQV7)

202 I for one will not stand idly by and let this place turn Canadian!

Celine Dion was the last fucking straw, man.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 07:46 PM (pUDQf)

203 Apologies for a comment I made on the previous thread. It was uncalled for and I was wrong to make it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

You said, bewbs, didn't you. *shakes head*

Posted by: old chick at May 20, 2020 07:47 PM (sOete)

204 So, Hadrian, the message is don't sound like a fucking Canadian.
Again I can't help it.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 20, 2020 07:48 PM (Uu+Jp)

205 TL;DR. Somebody call me when we get our country back.

Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at May 20, 2020 07:45 PM (qSQV7)
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You can't step into the same stream twice.

Our enemies are talking about permanent changes.

I suspect that it would take other permanent changes to change that.

Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2020 07:48 PM (Eicbe)

206 202 I for one will not stand idly by and let this place turn Canadian!

Celine Dion was the last fucking straw, man.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 07:46 PM (pUDQf)

Wasn't it you who gave us an entire month of Frank Zappa?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 07:48 PM (A5zUN)

207 Nadler is seeking release. RBG will not satisfy.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 20, 2020 07:48 PM (5iaho)

208 Hesco, RBG can stick around a few more years if she keeps writing sick burns like that ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2020 07:49 PM (L2ZTs)

209 What? Ace is turning the comment section into a Canadian gay bar??

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2020 07:49 PM (L2ZTs)

210 I for one will not stand idly by and let this place turn Canadian!

Celine Dion was the last fucking straw, man.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 07:46 PM (pUDQf)



Seriously, either Michael Buble goes or I do.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 20, 2020 07:49 PM (kVr0X)

211 Cheap old bastards.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 20, 2020 07:41 PM (Z+IKu)


You rang?

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 20, 2020 07:49 PM (Z4rgH)

212 197 Dan Fielding made Night Court.

To this day my fave episode will always be Teri Hatcher bearing all and Fieldings reaction.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 at May 20, 2020 07:42 PM (+dsLj)

Just took a moment to watch it...fun!

She aged well. "They're real and spectacular" is my favorite of hers.

Posted by: The Barrel at May 20, 2020 07:49 PM (gD6Ka)

213
Wasn't it you who gave us an entire month of Frank Zappa?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 07:48 PM (A5zUN


Heck no!

I innocently, mistakenly, somehow made MisHum do an all Yoko ONT.

Innocently.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 07:50 PM (WvQcX)

214 Since when do we EVER release Grand Jury testimony?
It's illegal, always has been illegal.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 20, 2020 07:37 PM (nRWPy)


There's a valid argument for transparency in government, but only for things like day to day operations, budgets, and so on.

Grand Jury proceedings are meetings where the suspicion of criminality permits private material to be reviewed by a (hopefully) impartial panel of citizens pursuant to an evaluation of potential guilt. The proceedings are rightly privileged in the event that the grand jury refuses to indict and the individual maintains his right as a citizen to privacy.

I hope the Dem b@st@rds rot in hell for daring to violate the integrity of the grand jury process.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 20, 2020 07:50 PM (jnM20)

215 sock off/

Just can't remember to change back out of socks...

I'm a moron with a small "m".

Posted by: browndog at May 20, 2020 07:50 PM (gD6Ka)

216 old chick @ 203- I thought saying bewbs was a requirement. Now wearing pants could get you a night in the cooler.

Posted by: Eromero at May 20, 2020 07:50 PM (XhWtx)

217 Night Court was pretty good. One of the few American sitcoms that was completely absurd (like Green Acres).

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2020 07:51 PM (L2ZTs)

218 150 WHAT DID THAT DAMN HADRIAN DO THIS TIME?

I think he built a Wall or something.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2020 07:51 PM (V2Yro)

219 I remember going to the first Popeye's, located on Louisiana and South Broad in New Orleans, which you could politely say was not the most welcoming of neighborhoods. I had heard a rumor that the fried chicken was really good, so I went. Being in high school and a bit naive, I walked right in and suddenly all conversation stopped. All heads turned to look at me. I was the only white guy in the place, and it was crowded. I went to the counter and ordered, and got some Bobba fett nods from the crowd, as if to say White dude knows his chicken.

They opened in a few more neighborhoods, and I remember many a night pigging out on a fried clam basket and onion rings, both done to perfection. Now they're corporate, and no more clams.

Posted by: stumck at May 20, 2020 07:51 PM (uksaT)

220 Celine Dion was the last fucking straw, man.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 07:46 PM (pUDQf)

Wasn't it you who gave us an entire month of Frank Zappa?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 07:48 PM (A5zUN)


And the Reckoning is still due.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 20, 2020 07:51 PM (Z4rgH)

221 There's another mandamus in my pants.

Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at May 20, 2020 07:51 PM (EgshT)

222 Heck no!

I innocently, mistakenly, somehow made MisHum do an all Yoko ONT.

Innocently.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 07:50 PM (WvQcX)

Month of Zappa vs an all Yoko ONT

...

Guilty!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 07:51 PM (A5zUN)

223 Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 07:46 PM

=====

Wasn't it you who gave us an entire month of Frank Zappa?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 07:48 PM


On the other hand, we certainly deeply appreciated his other request, which earned a place in our Hall of Fame!

Posted by: Intragalactic Yoko Ono Artistic Appreciation Association, AoSHQ Coven at May 20, 2020 07:51 PM (DMUuz)

224 I'm sorry

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 20, 2020 07:51 PM (Uu+Jp)

225 John Larroquette did a great job playing Dan Fielding.

Unfortunately after Night Court ended, Larroquette seemed to go out of his way to play completely unlikeable characters.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2020 07:51 PM (L2ZTs)

226 So what could the Democrats do with Grand Jury info?

Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2020 07:51 PM (Eicbe)

227 "You can't step into the same stream twice"

Not even once.

Posted by: Heracleitus at May 20, 2020 07:52 PM (Tnijr)

228 Of course Cuomo blames trump for his mass murder. NY was just following Trump....'s CDC guidelines to save hospital bed space. Except he never had a problem with hospital be space.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 20, 2020 07:52 PM (5iaho)

229 Oops. I apologize.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 20, 2020 07:52 PM (Uu+Jp)

230 Twitter testing a new feature that will make journalists' hot takes ratio-proof-

https://tinyurl.com/y88x3kg9

Posted by: redridinghood at May 20, 2020 07:52 PM (wiXsO)

231 150 WHAT DID THAT DAMN HADRIAN DO THIS TIME?

I think he built a Wall or something.
Posted by: Tom Servo

---

Be better.

Build bridges!

Posted by: RKae at May 20, 2020 07:53 PM (K1sv/)

232 226 So what could the Democrats do with Grand Jury info?
Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2020 07:51 PM (Eicbe)

Make up more shit their retarded base would believe.

Posted by: jsg at May 20, 2020 07:53 PM (aFWbw)

233 Heck no!

I innocently, mistakenly, somehow made MisHum do an all Yoko ONT.

Innocently.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


He wouldn't have the balls to do that again.

Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2020 07:53 PM (Qf83p)

234 Of course Cuomo blames trump for his mass murder. NY was just following Trump....'s CDC guidelines to save hospital bed space. Except he never had a problem with hospital be space.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 20, 2020 07:52 PM (5iaho)
---
Remember 5 minutes ago when it was irresponsible to "shift the blame"?

Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2020 07:53 PM (Eicbe)

235 Didn't he take war elephants over the Alps?

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2020 07:53 PM (JKNZq)

236 230 Twitter testing a new feature that will make journalists' hot takes ratio-proof-

https://tinyurl.com/y88x3kg9
Posted by: redridinghood at May 20, 2020 07:52 PM (wiXsO

Worked for Netflix. Can't have those pesky customers deciding they don't like something and telling others that!!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 07:53 PM (WvQcX)

237 Hadrian I am deeply offended and insist on seeing your manager!
Posted by: Karen Echokunt at May 20, 2020 07:29 PM (Re9MM)

Nobody here is a Karen. Nobody is going to Hadrian's manager. Hadrian is a nice man who is a asset to this place and is a man of faith and prayer which I appreciate It does not make someone a Karen to sayi "I had a problem with your post".Nobody was asking for an apology. To question a post is to question a post-It's free speech. If we ran off and complained about every post and asked him to be removed THAT would be a Karen. I've never gone to complain to Ace about a post-even other ones that are horribye anti Semetic by troll The point is not everyone in a blue state like ors supports their Governor, and some of us write letters and e-mails and go to protests.
If people here supported their awful Blue State Governors they wouldn't be on this site

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2020 07:54 PM (+eVzC)

238 217 Night Court was pretty good. One of the few American sitcoms that was completely absurd (like Green Acres).
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2020 07:51 PM (L2ZTs)

Bull was a great character! I really miss shows like that, small ensembles of really good characters.

My favorite episode was the courtroom fight between two groups of fans that had been arrested at a local Sci-Fi convention for fighting - the "ST:TNG IS BEST" fans vs the "ST:TOS IS THE ONLY REAL TREK!" fans.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2020 07:54 PM (V2Yro)

239 Unfortunately after Night Court ended, Larroquette seemed to go out of his way to play completely unlikeable characters.

***********

Yeah that was tragic, I kept hoping he would bring the dan fielding persona to other roles, but I guess he didnt want to be typecasted.

Hes been good in later roles though playing a knight in The Librarians show.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 at May 20, 2020 07:54 PM (+dsLj)

240 He wouldn't have the balls to do that again.
Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2020 07:53 PM (Qf83p)

YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 07:54 PM (A5zUN)

241 I apologize for being Canadian.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 20, 2020 07:54 PM (Uu+Jp)

242 Didn't he take war elephants over the Alps?
Posted by: notsothoreau


Dan Fielding or Mis Hum?

Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2020 07:54 PM (Qf83p)

243 I think he built a Wall or something.
Posted by: Tom Servo

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2020 07:55 PM (+eVzC)

244 "214 Since when do we EVER release Grand Jury testimony?
It's illegal, always has been illegal.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 20, 2020 07:37 PM (nRWPy)

There's a valid argument for transparency in government, but only for things like day to day operations, budgets, and so on.

Grand Jury proceedings are meetings where the suspicion of criminality permits private material to be reviewed by a (hopefully) impartial panel of citizens pursuant to an evaluation of potential guilt. The proceedings are rightly privileged in the event that the grand jury refuses to indict and the individual maintains his right as a citizen to privacy.

I hope the Dem b@st@rds rot in hell for daring to violate the integrity of the grand jury process."

The Left has gutted the Fourth, Fifth and Sixth Amendments, along with attorney-client privilege, so why should they stop?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 20, 2020 07:55 PM (puu6v)

245 Ohio judge rules the lockdown order is illegal

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 20, 2020 07:55 PM (aO8Gd)

246 Hadrian

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2020 07:55 PM (JKNZq)

247 241 I apologize for being Canadian.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 20, 2020 07:54 PM (Uu+Jp)

*GOLFCLAP*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 07:56 PM (A5zUN)

248 AlaBAMA.

We remember.

We do not forgive.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 20, 2020 07:56 PM (EZebt)

249 I apologize for being Canadian.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 20, 2020 07:54 PM (Uu+Jp)
---
Well, we'll let you get away with it this one time.

Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2020 07:56 PM (Eicbe)

250 Oh FFS. Just read and article about a "concerned citizen" who is worried about two restaurants defying Inslee and opening early (by two weeks). He says, "It's just a burger. It's gonna be there in a few days." So everything is going to be magically okay in a few days, but not today? Fuck, I hate these people.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 20, 2020 07:56 PM (OzQGF)

251 Northernlurker, nothing wrong with being Canadian, just don't be evangelical about it ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2020 07:56 PM (L2ZTs)

252 33 Heck no!

I innocently, mistakenly, somehow made MisHum do an all Yoko ONT.

Innocently.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

He wouldn't have the balls to do that again.
Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2020 07:53 PM (Qf83p


For the record, I am not with this guy. Never met him.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 07:56 PM (WvQcX)

253 Didn't he take war elephants over the Alps?
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2020 07:53 PM (JKNZq)


Miniature giraffes.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 20, 2020 07:56 PM (t+qrx)

254 Lighten up Francis.

Posted by: Lance Rockthrust at May 20, 2020 07:56 PM (oQ6cw)

255 a "guy" sitting at a table in a restaurant (back before Karenworld, when we were allowed to have restaurants) with three or four chicks. The guy is totally dressed like a fag and talking all precious because that supposedly makes him sound witty.

They think it's really something to get in the friend zone with a pack of women, like that's some big accomplishment.
...
Posted by: RKae at May 20, 2020 07:28 PM (K1sv/)

That was a homosexual with his gang of (ahem) "fag hags."

Posted by: Flyover, tired of treason theatre at May 20, 2020 07:56 PM (Rbu5d)

256 ST:TOS is the only real Trek.

Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2020 07:56 PM (Qf83p)

257 I was the only white guy in the place, and it was crowded. I went to the counter and ordered, and got some Bobba fett nods from the crowd, as if to say White dude knows his chicken."

Okay I love that, "Boba Fett nods".

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2020 07:56 PM (V2Yro)

258 Episodes IV, V and VI are the only real Star Wars.
Change my mind!

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2020 07:57 PM (L2ZTs)

259 ST:TOS is the only real Trek.
Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2020 07:56 PM (Qf83p)
---
And a sandwich!

Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2020 07:57 PM (Eicbe)

260 250 Oh FFS. Just read and article about a "concerned citizen" who is worried about two restaurants defying Inslee and opening early (by two weeks). He says, "It's just a burger. It's gonna be there in a few days." So everything is going to be magically okay in a few days, but not today? Fuck, I hate these people.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 20, 2020 07:56 PM (OzQGF)

They are idiots. They think this can all be switched back on as easily as it was switched off. They all do.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 07:57 PM (A5zUN)

261
I apologize for being Canadian.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 20, 2020 07:54 PM (Uu+Jp)


Being Lithuanian would be unforgivable.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2020 07:57 PM (mht8P)

262
See the one where Bull got a toupee. The Shatner Turbo 2000.

And where I the judge, I'd put a mandamus on Markie Post, IYKWIM.

Posted by: Judge Publius, 69th Circuit of the Ficus at May 20, 2020 07:57 PM (rCwaK)

263 Tuesday we will be forced to wear masks.


Wednesday we will no longer need them .


Because reasons. You're Welcome.

Hail Caesar.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 20, 2020 07:58 PM (IsQS3)

264 216
old chick @ 203- I thought saying bewbs was a requirement. Now wearing pants could get you a night in the cooler.


Posted by: Eromero

Oh, Hadrian was wearing pants when he commented? No wonder he's apologizing. Pants. jeesh, what next.

Posted by: old chick at May 20, 2020 07:58 PM (sOete)

265 I apologize for being Canadian.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 20, 2020 07:54 PM

You only have to apologize if you voted for Trudeau's Party which I assume you didn't.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2020 07:58 PM (+eVzC)

266 https://bit.ly/2LHQ5O1
*******
2020-05-19 RHJ CEG Letter to ODNI (Unmaskings Follow up).pdf

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 20, 2020 07:58 PM (ADcYg)

267 248 AlaBAMA.

We remember.

We do not forgive.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 20, 2020 07:56 PM (EZebt


You secretly liked it. Don't lie.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 07:58 PM (WvQcX)

268 We'd better go to the mattresses again, Clemenza.

Posted by: Fredo at May 20, 2020 07:58 PM (EgshT)

269 I may be willing to let Canada off the hook since they gave us Evangeline Lilly

Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 at May 20, 2020 07:58 PM (+dsLj)

270 I'd like Nadler's gunt awaken from it's slumber and smother Nadler.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 20, 2020 07:42 PM (Uu+Jp)


Nadler is: The thing that should not be

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 20, 2020 07:58 PM (M+Lyo)

271 What's nood?

Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2020 07:59 PM (0C5eS)

272 258 Episodes IV, V and VI are the only real Star Wars.
Change my mind!
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2020 07:57 PM (L2ZTs)

So, in order to be contrarian, one would need to argue for the Prequels, a flaming train wreck only made better by the conflagration fusion powered dumpster fire that is the Kennedy Star Wars Universe?

I do not think you will get many taking the opposing argument.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 07:59 PM (A5zUN)

273 Nadler is: The thing that should not be

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 20, 2020 07:58 PM (M+Lyo)
---
Lovecraft tried to warn us.

Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2020 07:59 PM (Eicbe)

274 Supposedly back in the 1980s, Canadian beers were good enough to even turn people who don't like beer into beer drinkers.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2020 07:59 PM (L2ZTs)

275 Activist nood.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2020 07:59 PM (0C5eS)

276 Grand jury information release is illegal but then thats how the Democrats roll.

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2020 07:59 PM (ZCEU2)

277 Being Lithuanian would be unforgivable.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2020 07:57 PM (mht8P)

Irish.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 08:00 PM (A5zUN)

278 Aetius, didn't think so. qdpsteve FTW! :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2020 08:00 PM (L2ZTs)

279 Listen up ... I'm Canadian and I'm a hoser.

Posted by: Peter North at May 20, 2020 08:01 PM (DMUuz)

280 I put Mama Fredo in a nursing home. She'll be safe there.

Posted by: Fredo at May 20, 2020 08:01 PM (EgshT)

281 Yo. stumck.


Which high school? I went to JFK out by the lake

Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at May 20, 2020 08:02 PM (VcFUs)

282 Wisconsin's lcokdowns have been nuked by their highest court. MisHum should be glad to hear that...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2020 08:04 PM (L2ZTs)

283
NOOOOD


Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 20, 2020 08:04 PM (1B9sG)

284 Multiple dams in Michigan fail while Governor Nazi Whore keeps people from getting haircuts.
She's a real bucket of turds.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade a fucking ray of sunshine at May 20, 2020 08:04 PM (bML9A)

285 a "guy" sitting at a table in a restaurant (back before Karenworld, when we were allowed to have restaurants) with three or four chicks. The guy is totally dressed like a fag and talking all precious because that supposedly makes him sound witty.

They think it's really something to get in the friend zone with a pack of women, like that's some big accomplishment.
...
Posted by: RKae at May 20, 2020 07:28 PM (K1sv/)

That was a homosexual with his gang of (ahem) "fag hags."
Posted by: Flyover, tired of treason theatre

----

Actually, no. Leftist "guys" are going the fag-lookalike route, while still believing they're straight.

As I said, they think fag-speak sounds all snarky and clever.

Posted by: RKae at May 20, 2020 08:05 PM (K1sv/)

286 I officially apologize for limericks.


...and fish puns.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2020 08:08 PM (Fc5rx)

287 Bif-
Went to Ben Franklin, when it was on South Carrollton by the levee and Camellia Grill.

Posted by: stumck at May 20, 2020 08:12 PM (uksaT)

288 Our enemies are talking about permanent changes.

I suspect that it would take other permanent changes to change that.
Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2020 07:48 PM

Yes. How do we organize?

Posted by: clutch at May 20, 2020 08:34 PM (PYnuI)

289 I stole my first gurfriends ring from Ben Franklins

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 20, 2020 08:42 PM (NI4rU)

290 "I will absolutely give my tax return, but I'm being audited now so I can't do it until the audit is finished, obviously". Donald Trump.

The audit finished 3 years ago.

Posted by: President Habitual Liar at May 20, 2020 09:36 PM (UuMVR)

291 How do we organize?


30 rounds to a magazine.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2020 10:01 PM (yQpMk)

292 It turns out there IS a code for injecting fat into your butt, but I had to wade through 10 pages of ICD-10 to find it. You'd be amazed what sorts of bad things can happen to a person's ass. The good news is you can bill separately for each butt cheek.

ICD-10-PCS Procedure Code 0Y003JZ
Alteration of Right Buttock with Synthetic Substitute, Percutaneous Approach

ICD-10-PCS Procedure Code 0Y013JZ
Alteration of Left Buttock with Synthetic Substitute, Percutaneous Approach

Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2020 10:42 PM (Fc5rx)

293 Schiff should have all his library cards revoked.

Posted by: Gretlhartmann at May 20, 2020 10:59 PM (buP4J)

294 https://purplehousepress.com/product/the-mad-scientists-club-complete-collection/

Posted by: Porko at May 24, 2020 01:08 PM (W+b1+)

295 The Mad Scientists' Club books build their plot devices around science, mechanical inclination, a do it yourself ethic, and some good-natured pranks, making the boys in these books sort of junior precursors to MacGyver, or a fictional counterpart to the real-life Rocket Boys.

Posted by: Porko at May 24, 2020 01:09 PM (W+b1+)

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