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Buck:
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J.J. Sefton:
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Study: 92% of Leftwing Activists Live With Their Parents; One Third Are Unemployed
This is a study of Berlin agitators, but I imagine the American stats would be similar.
The vast majority of left-wing protesters arrested on suspicion of politically-fuelled offences in Berlin are young men who live with their parents, a new report found.Dave Reaboi asked on Twitter: "It couldn't possibly be as low as 92%, could it?" Other bits of news:
Apologies if this has been bandied about all day, but in about [five] minutes, Military Time will read 20:20:20 2020. This will never happen again in history, nor should it. -Thank You.Jennifer Rubin, a Towering Conservative Intellect discovered by the super-conservative John Podhoretz and his super-conservative charity venture Commentary, proves again her rock-ribbed conservative instincts, as if they needed further proving. Here she piles praise on the truculent Stacy Abrams ("truculent" means "having the size and shape of a truck").
Posted by: Slapweasel
.@RonDeSantisFL irl: pic.twitter.com/Dn0iV1c51v
— Julio Rosas (@Julio_Rosas11) May 20, 2020
Catherine Herridge does not deserve to be targeted and smeared for doing her best to report honestly and fairly, regardless of politics. Where are all of those self-appointed ‘guardians of journalism’ -all the experts/academics -when journalists are targeted for doing their jobs?
— Lara Logan (@laralogan) May 20, 2020
.@PressSec calls out @ChrisCuomo for criticizing Trump for taking hydroxychloroquine, an FDA approved drug, while Cuomo himself took a "less safe version" of hydroxychloroquine to treat his case of COVID-19. pic.twitter.com/zqMEU65RvP
— Julio Rosas (@Julio_Rosas11) May 20, 2020
Kayleigh also dropped Susan Rice:
.@PressSec calls out Susan Rice for her lies surrounding the Flynn Unmasking and for Emailing herself on Inauguration day emphasizing that they did things "By the Book" pic.twitter.com/kRflPgiNyG
— Benny (@bennyjohnson) May 20, 2020
A Florida woman was busted after repeatedly trying to kiss strangers at a bar and also calling 911 five times to complain patrons were not remaining socially distant inside the establishment, according to a report. Audra Adams, 32...Wait, she's 32? Her face has the sort of alabaster sheen I usually associate with the Michellin Pilot Sport range of high-performance tires. But sometimes people who grow up in harsh climates have bad skin. So I guess I'll just assume she grew up on... The Sun. Anyway:
... At the owner’s request, she reluctantly left the bar, which is serving booze and food under phase one of Florida’s reopening plan. But she refused to leave the parking lot. "I'll sit in the parking lot all night," Adams allegedly told cops who warned her she was trespassing.Yeah I don't think sleeping the whole night in a bar's parking lot is a bucket-list check-off for her.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2020 07:54 PM (0C5eS)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2020 07:58 PM (0C5eS)
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at May 20, 2020 08:00 PM (kp35W)
Lara Logan is married.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 20, 2020 08:00 PM (iuFgi)
Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2020 08:00 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: No at May 20, 2020 08:00 PM (/ACWN)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 08:00 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2020 08:01 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 20, 2020 08:01 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 20, 2020 08:01 PM (5iaho)
Locals know her as Bar Hogg.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 20, 2020 08:01 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Heracleitus at May 20, 2020 08:01 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 20, 2020 08:01 PM (iuFgi)
"Stacey Abrams is the Dems' Sarah Palin."
Except that Palin actually got elected to something important and was doing a good job...
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2020 08:01 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 20, 2020 08:02 PM (ADcYg)
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2020 08:02 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get the Flu Manchu Blues at the Outrage Outlet! at May 20, 2020 08:02 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 20, 2020 08:02 PM (OzQGF)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 20, 2020 08:01 PM (El6T/)
That was a great story.
Dave Letterman "Brush with Greatness"-esque.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 20, 2020 08:02 PM (iuFgi)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 20, 2020 08:02 PM (IsQS3)
Actual voter suppression = resisting cleaning up voter rolls, actively preventing even the most basic election integrity measures (voter ID), and worse, thus diluting the votes of actual voters
Hope that helps.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 20, 2020 08:03 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 08:03 PM (WvQcX)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 20, 2020 08:03 PM (IsQS3)
Posted by: Lefting Activist Moms at May 20, 2020 08:03 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 08:03 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Stacey Abrams at May 20, 2020 08:03 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get the Flu Manchu Blues at the Outrage Outlet! at May 20, 2020 08:03 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2020 08:04 PM (Eicbe)
It's ok to take the unproven thing if you have an actual case and are a news douchebag, but the President doesn't get to until...ah, I give up. These idiots are as consistent as a cloud of gnats and fifty times as annoying.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2020 08:04 PM (JCrfD)
Or was that the other Cuomo?
...why do we need two?
Posted by: hogmartin at May 20, 2020 08:04 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 20, 2020 08:05 PM (IsQS3)
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2020 08:05 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2020 08:05 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2020 08:05 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 08:05 PM (WvQcX)
And those are her good points.
Is she still in debt or has she swindled enough money from the stupid Georgia democrats to fill her drawers with cash?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 20, 2020 08:05 PM (Z+IKu)
I'd put a writ of mandamus on Lara Logan, too.
And Kayleigh. I can't find any rear views of Kayleigh. I'm imagining that is one tight little spinner butt. I want to see it. Mandamus, dammit.
Posted by: Judge Publius, 69th Circuit of the Ficus at May 20, 2020 08:05 PM (rCwaK)
***
Pretty sure that's not good for one's dangly bits...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2020 08:05 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2020 08:05 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2020 08:06 PM (Qf83p)
Ah, Golden Corral memories. Last I heard the chocolate fountain will be replaced by a hand sanitizer fountain... :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2020 08:06 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at May 20, 2020 08:06 PM (kp35W)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2020 08:06 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 at May 20, 2020 08:06 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2020 08:06 PM (+eVzC)
We are an essential business so we've been working this entire time of shut down. But as a company we offered people to work from home especially if there were underlying health issues.
Most of the Millennials and other younger employees jumped at the chance and worked from home. The contingent of "old dogs" came to the office very day and have been widely successful. We also are not wearing masks but adhering to social distancing for the most part.
Monday everybody was asked to come back to work and it's a free for all of Karens and now we can't even walk to the bathroom without a mask on or someone will complain to HR.
We were much better off having the "A" team here moving and shaking and now we are having to adhere to the "B" and "C" teams wishes regarding this "oh my God I'm going to die if you aren't wearing a mask" bullshit.
Sorry for the rant but I'm pissed
Posted by: DitkaCA at May 20, 2020 08:06 PM (kVjCi)
Shoot, it would take at least 5 Sara Palins to make 1 Stacy Abrams.
Posted by: Heracleitus at May 20, 2020 08:06 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2020 08:05 PM (zr5Kq)
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And in the time-honored conservative tradition, quote Zinn.
Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2020 08:07 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2020 08:07 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 20, 2020 08:07 PM (HmZuC)
I never understood why they call him that before now.
Posted by: Mack at May 20, 2020 08:07 PM (DMUuz)
see, this is why I avoid people
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 20, 2020 08:08 PM (iTXRQ)
It's a true story but requires so much [redacted] - tragically, for my anonymity, not family viewing purposes - that it ends of skeletal.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 20, 2020 08:08 PM (El6T/)
Slurpees?
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 20, 2020 08:05 PM (IsQS3)
Dammit, deplorable. How are we ever supposed to rank higher on the conservative site commenters contest if you don't use your thinking thingy.
It's chirpy!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 08:08 PM (WvQcX)
Fourthly she's a vapid fvcking cvnt. I damned near died at the Stay Puft Marshmallow Tank down thread.
Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at May 20, 2020 08:08 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Tank at May 20, 2020 08:08 PM (EgshT)
Who did Jen Rubin sleep with to get her gig?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2020 08:06 PM (mht8P)
I dunno but I bet he's Canadian.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 08:09 PM (WvQcX)
Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2020 08:09 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade a fucking ray of sunshine at May 20, 2020 08:09 PM (bML9A)
Posted by: Eromero at May 20, 2020 08:09 PM (XhWtx)
What is left out of the story is what the grafiti in the parking lot said: "Bet you stay home now you hypokrits".
Posted by: Bert G at May 20, 2020 08:09 PM (OMsf+)
Posted
by: DitkaCA at May 20, 2020 08:06 PM (kVjCi)
Don't be sorry for the rant; It sounds like a miserable situation.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2020 08:10 PM (+eVzC)
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 20, 2020 08:10 PM (hMwTK)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 20, 2020 08:10 PM (1B9sG)
This will never happen again in history, nor should it.
-Thank You.
Posted by: Slapweasel at May 20, 2020 08:10 PM (Ckg4U)
I was chatting with a friend once about his German relatives.
He called them all eurotrash that do absolutely fuck all with their lives.
Is it any wonder they were (are) importing men?
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at May 20, 2020 08:10 PM (lg/F7)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 20, 2020 08:10 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2020 08:11 PM (Fc5rx)
Also, Jen Rubin. Wow. What a daft trout.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 08:11 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: The Koolaide VP at May 20, 2020 08:11 PM (WdocV)
Because I want to be there to witness it.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2020 08:11 PM (WL8FS)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 at May 20, 2020 08:11 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 20, 2020 08:11 PM (iTXRQ)
Those two bitches are perfect for each other.
Posted by: Czech Chick at May 20, 2020 08:11 PM (haWye)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2020 08:11 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at May 20, 2020 08:11 PM (2qkrD)
Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2020 08:09 PM (qAR6u
*eyebrow raise*
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 08:11 PM (WvQcX)
Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2020 08:09 PM (qAR6u)
Damn, that's pretty strong.
Have to get the chart out to see which level of hotness that is...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 08:11 PM (A5zUN)
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But enough about her courting rituals.
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2020 08:11 PM (uEbPt)
That sounds like a more appropriate title for that delusional twit.
Posted by: 2009Refugee - Thought Indifferent at May 20, 2020 08:12 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: Eromero at May 20, 2020 08:09 PM (XhWtx)
Aw, shoot. There goes dinner.
Bastage.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Taking the Afternoon Off at May 20, 2020 08:12 PM (x8Wzq)
Locals know her as Bar Hogg.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 20, 2020 08:01 PM (QzJWU)
Americans hello! Just to be clear, we are NOT related!
Posted by: Sir Dennis Eton-Hogg at May 20, 2020 08:12 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2020 08:12 PM (qAR6u)
Hope it ain't a Black Church, because that would be news.
Posted by: fully complaint media hack at May 20, 2020 08:12 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 20, 2020 08:12 PM (DY3v8)
Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2020 08:09 PM
That's a little weird. Raw sewage?
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2020 08:12 PM (uEbPt)
If it was indeed arson that's sick and evil, and I guess they people who were the arsonists and graffitiists weren't staying home.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2020 08:12 PM (+eVzC)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2020 08:06 PM (mht8P)
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It's not who she slept with, it's who she promised not to name from the morning after.
Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2020 08:13 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2020 08:13 PM (+nW6n)
While I get that this is meant to be a compliment, and surely Lara Logan continues to rise in my esteem... after her attack in Egypt maybe not the best phrasing?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 08:13 PM (KZzsI)
Thought you were a veteran? We can eat damned near anything anywhere.
You weren't a puddle policeman, were you?
Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at May 20, 2020 08:13 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Sir Dennis Eton-Hogg
Writing Jim out of my will RIGHT NOW
Posted by: Ima Hogg at May 20, 2020 08:13 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 20, 2020 08:13 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 20, 2020 08:14 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2020 08:14 PM (s2VJv)
What is left out of the story is what the grafiti in the parking lot said: "Bet you stay home now you hypokrits".
Posted by: Bert G at May 20, 2020 08:09 PM (OMsf+)
Literally, actually, playing with fire.
They haven't thought this through, have they?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 20, 2020 08:14 PM (0ReGO)
What is left out of the story is what the grafiti in the parking lot said: "Bet you stay home now you hypokrits".
Posted by: Bert G at May 20, 2020 08:09 PM (OMsf+)
What the actual fuck?
We need to be issuing 1911s in the mail.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 08:14 PM (A5zUN)
And she's very bossy.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 08:14 PM (WvQcX)
For the next month or so, I'd like to see Trump tweet out at the end of every day that he reviewed his and his staff's work, and wants to note for the record that everything was done "by the book". Every press conference should end with
Posted by: Grimaldi at May 20, 2020 08:14 PM (6K3U5)
Posted by: Eromero at May 20, 2020 08:09 PM (XhWtx)
On one of those prison shows a few years back, a big fat ass broad was going to visit her mans in the joint for a "conjugal" visit. At the check in, the guards made her dump out about 10 bottles of body lotion her fat ass needed to get it on. She then started to cry.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 20, 2020 08:14 PM (Z+IKu)
What's worse?
Stashy Abrams' shameless self-promotion, or Leftist-propagadists such as hack jennifer rubin using the fat black woman "person of color" like she's not even a human being but just a political prop?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 20, 2020 08:14 PM (1B9sG)
Posted by: Eromero at May 20, 2020 08:09 PM (XhWtx)
Aw, shoot. There goes dinner.
Bastage.
Posted by: Pug Mahon,
my dick just fell off. Thanks.
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 20, 2020 08:14 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Bert G at May 20, 2020 08:09 PM (OMsf+)
WTF?!
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 20, 2020 08:15 PM (OzQGF)
Fredo's wife is a damn loon.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2020 08:15 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 20, 2020 08:15 PM (DY3v8)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 20, 2020 08:15 PM (5iaho)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 08:15 PM (KZzsI)
Thought you were a veteran? We can eat damned near anything anywhere.
You weren't a puddle policeman, were you?
Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at May 20, 2020 08:13 PM (VcFUs)
Yeah. But, damn, every man has his limits.
The upside is I get to have a second dinner.
Off to the Kitchen!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Taking the Afternoon Off at May 20, 2020 08:15 PM (x8Wzq)
or is she running a con on her employer
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 20, 2020 08:11 PM (iTXRQ)
They're both running the con job. WaPo's editors know that Rubin's articles will be posted on lefty Farcebook and Twatter pages as "Even a REPUBLICAN says...."
Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2020 08:15 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 20, 2020 08:15 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2020 08:12 PM (uEbPt)
Cooked sewage doesn't have get great ratings either!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 20, 2020 08:15 PM (jnM20)
Posted by: Eromero at May 20, 2020 08:09 PM (XhWtx)
Poor man's April Ryan, eh?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2020 08:15 PM (s2VJv)
While I get that this is meant to be a compliment, and surely Lara Logan continues to rise in my esteem... after her attack in Egypt maybe not the best phrasing?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 08:13 PM (KZzsI)
I got the same general feeling in the gut. I am wondering if ace meant it as a reverse on what the left thinks about Ms Logan- because they are evil even though they know her history.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 08:16 PM (A5zUN)
The other 8% are real losers.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
We know who they are.
Posted by: the Sony Playstation online account hackers at May 20, 2020 08:16 PM (QzkSJ)
You can't.
The Cuomos' mother has to be protected from coronavirus.
The Cuomos can walk around and spread coronavirus while infected.
You are quarantined and locked down.
Sensing a pattern?
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 20, 2020 08:16 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Taking the Afternoon Off at May 20, 2020 08:16 PM (x8Wzq)
"I, as a conservative, have a lot to be against Tank. First and foremost
is the simple fact that she is a dem, second is that she refuses to
acknowledge that she lost, third is she support stink finger Joe instead
of real women.
Fourthly she's a vapid fvcking cvnt.
Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus"
All true but the gap-tooth Madonna smile is the deal breaker for me.
Posted by: Ripley at May 20, 2020 08:16 PM (sGobE)
I prefer mine braised and then slow cooked over flames.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 08:15 PM (KZzsI)
You lose the vitamins that way.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 08:16 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Jen Rubin at May 20, 2020 08:16 PM (EgshT)
Looks like maybe? They're investigating arson at least.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 08:17 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 at May 20, 2020 08:17 PM (+dsLj)
Dems all save their mothers before the nursing home crash.
I sense a pattern.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 08:17 PM (WvQcX)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
For this, you should self-ban from the Food Thread.
Posted by: Miklos, Appetite Lost at May 20, 2020 08:17 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 20, 2020 08:14 PM (iTXRQ)
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What did we warn you?
Posted by: DB's Parents at May 20, 2020 08:17 PM (Eicbe)
*********
She looks like she's had a few Slurpees!
Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2020 08:17 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2020 08:18 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Taking the Afternoon Off at May 20, 2020 08:16 PM (x8Wzq)
Take the 'Shit in a bag' Youtube Challenge!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 08:18 PM (A5zUN)
This will never happen again in history, nor should it.
-Thank You.
Posted by: Slapweasel at May 20, 2020 08:10 PM (Ckg4U)
Slap, I think that happens every day this year.
Posted by: browndog at May 20, 2020 08:18 PM (gD6Ka)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2020 08:18 PM (WL8FS)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 20, 2020 08:18 PM (1B9sG)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 20, 2020 08:18 PM (puu6v)
New Jen Rubin: "Isn't Stacey Abrams heroic for refusing to accept the election results? Only a monster and racist would do so!!!!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 08:18 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2020 08:13 PM
It wasn't me, I promise.
Posted by: Maureen McGovern at May 20, 2020 08:18 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at May 20, 2020 08:18 PM (VcFUs)
The reason I knew my mother suffered from depression and not dementia was that she knew and was heartsick about what happened to Lara Logan in Tahriri Square.
She passed away about a month after that. Despite her mental state and depression she still watched the news every day and new how fucked the country was.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2020 08:18 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Fredo at May 20, 2020 08:18 PM (EgshT)
The other 8% are real losers.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara "
No, the 8% are in the upper echelons of Facebook, Goolag, Twatter and NGO's
Posted by: Ripley at May 20, 2020 08:18 PM (sGobE)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 20, 2020 08:18 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 at May 20, 2020 08:17 PM (+dsLj)
This. Actual fucking courage and gumption.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 08:19 PM (A5zUN)
128 65 Apologies if this has been bandied about all day, but in about ten minutes, Military Time will read 20:20:20 2020.
This will never happen again in history, nor should it.
-Thank You.
Posted by: Slapweasel at May 20, 2020 08:10 PM (Ckg4U)
Slap, I think that happens every day this year.
Posted by: browndog
lulz
This place.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 20, 2020 08:19 PM (1B9sG)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 20, 2020 08:14 PM (Z+IKu)
That's nauseating and sad at the same time. It's like disgust and pity and fremdschämen and revulsion all got shithoused and had an awkward shameful orgy in my head.
I don't like this feeling.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 20, 2020 08:19 PM (t+qrx)
Slap, I think that happens every day this year.
Posted by: browndog at May 20, 2020 08:18 PM (gD6Ka
Uh. No.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 08:19 PM (WvQcX)
Because I want to be there to witness it.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2020 08:11 PM (WL8FS)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XqlQWaqFKY
A little mood music
Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2020 08:19 PM (BAsqb)
Good night horde
Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2020 08:19 PM (ZCEU2)
You don't think they're gonna sick someone on Trump and his supporters with an acid tongue (slay!) and give the right a legitimate chance to respond and defend themselves, do you?
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2020 08:19 PM (li+1I)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 20, 2020 08:01 PM (5iaho)
Evidence?
When has anyone working for Progda bothered with evidence?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2020 08:19 PM (sy5kK)
Strange how there's a new, fresh push to ban the president from Twitter, eh??
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 20, 2020 08:18 PM (1B9sG)
Twitter would lose a shit ton of revenue. Why do you think the news media covers him? To censor him would wreck their bottom lines.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2020 08:19 PM (s2VJv)
Is this like the government spending more, but not as much more as Pelosi wants, is somehow a budget cut? Is it like that?
Posted by: motionview at May 20, 2020 08:19 PM (pYQR/)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2020 08:20 PM (+eVzC)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2020 08:20 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 20, 2020 08:20 PM (NWiLs)
Dear Lord, I love this place.
Posted by: clutch cargo at May 20, 2020 08:20 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 20, 2020 08:20 PM (1B9sG)
https://tinyurl.com/y8jp3c4p
Posted by: Bert G at May 20, 2020 08:20 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: DitkaCA at May 20, 2020 08:06 PM (kVjCi)
My work situation during the lockdown was pretty much exactly the same as yours. We have a big meeting with the CEO tomorrow morning and I have a bad, bad feeling we are going to be required to be masked up. Which is stupid as f*ck, my desk is at least 20 feet away from my nearest coworker and I don't interact with the public at all.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 20, 2020 08:20 PM (OzQGF)
Good thing we have true true conservatives like Rubin and the rest of the Quislings to show us the light about what true true conservatism is all about
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2020 08:20 PM (rBojk)
128 65 Apologies if this has been bandied about all day, but in about ten minutes, Military Time will read 20:20:20 2020.
This will never happen again in history, nor should it.
-Thank You.
Posted by: Slapweasel at May 20, 2020 08:10 PM (Ckg4U)
Slap, I think that happens every day this year.
Posted by: browndog
lulz
This place.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 20, 2020 08:19 PM (1B9sG)
See my link from this morning about the parallel universe where time goes backwards.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2020 08:20 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 08:19 PM (WvQcX)
Read what slap wrote. Then check for a similar meme online.
I think ace mentioned it a couple weeks ago.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 08:20 PM (A5zUN)
Sometimes you use a blade...sometimes yu use a stick. Like a pro...knows when to slice or poke.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 20, 2020 08:21 PM (9PtLS)
And it's not hypocrisy. They just lie every day.
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2020 08:21 PM (li+1I)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 20, 2020 08:22 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2020 08:19 PM (sy5kK)
Or facts!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 20, 2020 08:22 PM (jnM20)
Hatred of Tank Abrams? Not even close to hate. She's a sad, pathetic loser. Not worth anything more than mockery
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2020 08:22 PM (rBojk)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 20, 2020 08:01 PM (5iaho)
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Remember when Trump destabilized America's faith in our election system when suggested--without proof--that an election could be stolen?
Posted by: DB's Parents at May 20, 2020 08:23 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Miklos, with locally sourced pizza at May 20, 2020 08:23 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2020 08:22 PM (rBojk)
This.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 08:23 PM (A5zUN)
Larry Bowa up with his shitty left-handed wiffle ball swing....
Posted by: Harry Caray at May 20, 2020 08:23 PM (DY3v8)
Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at May 20, 2020 08:23 PM (VcFUs)
@RepAdamSchiff
Trump tried to coerce Ukraine into smearing Joe Biden to help his reelection. His scheme failed and he was impeached.
Now Russian-linked figures in Ukraine are leaking edited recordings which show nothing new, but have the same purpose:
Advancing Trump's corrupt scheme.
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Say this for Adam Schiff: he's no quitter!
Posted by: IrishEi at May 20, 2020 08:23 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Judge Publius, 69th Circuit of the Ficus at May 20, 2020 08:05 PM (rCwaK)
Here's a pic of her and her husband for analysis
https://tinyurl.com/y8la5dep
Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2020 08:24 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2020 08:22 PM (rBojk)
I agree. Not worthy. Not even worthy of a 8th round draft pick in the nfl
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2020 08:24 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Miklos, thinking general Lee is a fine name for a car, or General at May 20, 2020 08:24 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2020 08:24 PM (li+1I)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2020 08:24 PM (V2Yro)
Is this like the government spending more, but not as much more as Pelosi wants, is somehow a budget cut? Is it like that?
Posted by: motionview at May 20, 2020 08:19 PM
Oh, this is easy. She's a black democrat and lost to a white Republican. It's obviously racism and voter suppression. What else could it be? Any other questions? Yes, yes...Hillary lost because of sexism, voter suppression and Russian meddling. Next question...
Posted by: Dem Retard Apologist at May 20, 2020 08:24 PM (6K3U5)
Posted by: hogmartin at May 20, 2020 08:19 PM
What are we, chopped liver?
Posted by: distaste, loathing, repugnance, detestation, & abhorrence at May 20, 2020 08:24 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2020 08:25 PM (WL8FS)
Posted by: JAS at May 20, 2020 08:25 PM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2020 08:22 PM (rBojk)
Concur.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 20, 2020 08:25 PM (Z+IKu)
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No. She's a fat black Greta Thurnberg. Just something to hide behind.
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2020 08:25 PM (li+1I)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 20, 2020 08:25 PM (DY3v8)
See my link from this morning about the parallel universe where time goes backwards.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Story sounds like when Star Wars uses "anti-matter" and "matter" to power their Warp Drives...
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 20, 2020 08:25 PM (1B9sG)
158 Uh. No.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 08:19 PM (WvQcX)
Read what slap wrote. Then check for a similar meme online.
I think ace mentioned it a couple weeks ago.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 08:20 PM (A5zUN)
Shit. I thought he had the day in there. May 20 2020 wouldn't happen again. But yes. I stand corrected.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 08:25 PM (WvQcX)
Take Stacey Abrams, lose 200 pounds, eliminate the melanin, bleach the hair, ungap the front tooth, and there you have it: Patty Murray!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2020 08:25 PM (sy5kK)
Clearly that was a heretical act to any card carrying Democrat.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2020 08:26 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie
Nor Daisy Duke.
Posted by: Miklos, thinking general Lee is a fine name for a car, or General at May 20, 2020 08:24 PM (QzkSJ)
If she tries to bend over while wearing us, though, we do rip apart kinda like cutoffs. Only along the ass seam, though. You're welcome!
Posted by: Stacey Abram's Pants at May 20, 2020 08:26 PM (6K3U5)
*******
Poo vide
Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2020 08:20 PM (Fc5rx)
Shit tartare.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2020 08:26 PM (+nW6n)
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2020 08:25 PM (li+1I)
Actually, she is quite a bit better for that than Greta Thyroid condition.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 08:26 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
They (donks) are all vicious traitors out to force me, and mine, to submit and bend the knee.
I hate them with the passion of a million suns, all going nova at the same time, with the energy focused through the anus of a black hole with a diameter of 0.000000001 microns.
They can all fvck right off.
Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at May 20, 2020 08:26 PM (VcFUs)
This will never happen again in history, nor should it.
-Thank You.
Posted by: Slapweasel at May 20, 2020 08:10 PM
Meh ... I'll wait for 20:20:20 202020
Posted by: banana Dream at May 20, 2020 08:26 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 at May 20, 2020 08:27 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Miklos von und zu Miklostein at May 20, 2020 08:27 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2020 08:27 PM (WL8FS)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 20, 2020 08:27 PM (DY3v8)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2020 08:25 PM (sy5kK)
Put her in a dehydrator and you get Helen Thomas.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2020 08:27 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Zombie Sam Kinison at May 20, 2020 08:27 PM (V2Yro)
Wapo had to delay the article with their photo of Stacy.
Took 18 hours to upload it.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 20, 2020 08:27 PM (IsQS3)
Posted by: JAS at May 20, 2020 08:25 PM (2BZBZ)
Abrams and Mooch would be a mean pair of outside linebackers.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2020 08:28 PM (+nW6n)
Audra is Scott Israel's main squeeze ... or the head of that all-wahmen's design team that built the pancake bridge.
Oh, wait, it Brevard County, not Broward County.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2020 08:28 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: REDACTED at May 20, 2020 08:28 PM (UUUON)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 20, 2020 08:26 PM (l6b3d)
Perfect!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 20, 2020 08:28 PM (jnM20)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2020 08:27 PM (WL8FS)
When do we see some good old Mckinney-style Joo-hate? Until then, she's nothing.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2020 08:28 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 20, 2020 08:26 PM (l6b3d)
I'll wait till tomorrow's 20:20:20 military time.
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2020 08:28 PM (zr5Kq)
Took 18 hours to upload it.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 20, 2020 08:27 PM (IsQS3)
Memories of dial-up porn. Lol.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 08:29 PM (A5zUN)
After that press dick slappin', few of those in attendance will ever have the ability to reproduce normally.
I'm thinking I oughta open a fertility clinic in Florida.
Now, I'm not quite ready to have his babies yet, not after the Jeb! and Rubio disasters as early warning signs...
but I'm kinda liking him.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 20, 2020 08:29 PM (Z4rgH)
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No. She's a fat black Greta Thurnberg. Just something to hide behind.
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2020 08:25 PM
Biden isn't going to pick Abrams...not if he (or, his staff/DNC, in reality) actually believes he has a shot at winning. The talk about Abrams is to keep interest in the Dems and OFF of Biden. It does mean they'll have to pick a woman, probably of color.
Posted by: Grimaldi at May 20, 2020 08:29 PM (6K3U5)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2020 08:27 PM (WL8FS)
No love for Hank Johnson?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2020 08:29 PM (+nW6n)
Speaking of Georgia Joo-hate, they still have Guam-Tipper and Dhimmi Carter.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2020 08:29 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2020 08:27 PM
A little tip, I'm from Georgia also, you know.
Posted by: Henry Calvin Johnson Jr. at May 20, 2020 08:29 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Miklos von und zu Miklostein at May 20, 2020 08:27 PM (QzkSJ)
The worst part is they don't even realize they should feel bad about not knowing it.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 20, 2020 08:30 PM (t+qrx)
think the news media covers him? To censor him would wreck their bottom
lines.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2020 08:19 PM (s2VJv)
Oh they don't care about that. None of them do or they wouldn't be acting the way they are. I suspect they get funding from a higher authority.
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2020 08:30 PM (li+1I)
Alan Dershowitz coming up on Tucker to tell us why we must submit to mandatory vaccine and masks.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2020 08:31 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Grimaldi at May 20, 2020 08:29 PM (6K3U5)
But that's their problem, they've already decided they have to go with a black woman, but Kamela is out. Moochelle is out. Oprah is out. Who do they have that can push the Tank out of the way?
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2020 08:31 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Miklos von und zu Miklostein at May 20, 2020 08:27 PM (QzkSJ)
The worst part is they don't even realize they should feel bad about not knowing it.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 20, 2020 08:30 PM (t+qrx)
Um, Epstein did not kill himself?
That feels like years ago now...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 08:31 PM (A5zUN)
Dems and OFF of Biden. It does mean they'll have to pick a woman,
probably of color.
Posted by: Grimaldi at May 20, 2020 08:29 PM (6K3U5)
They're not going to telegraph their VP pick. They never do. Why give Team Trump extra time for oppo?
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2020 08:31 PM (li+1I)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 08:31 PM (wUFgi)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 08:32 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2020 08:31 PM (aKsyK)
And after playing with us by supporting Trump for a little while, Alan goes back to his totalitarian roots.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2020 08:32 PM (V2Yro)
I feel bad that a lot of people don't know this word.
Posted by: Miklos von und zu Miklostein at May 20, 2020 08:27 PM (QzkSJ)
I am ashamed of people not knowing this word too.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 08:32 PM (WvQcX)
Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2020 08:32 PM (BAsqb)
Alan Dershowitz coming up on Tucker to tell us why we must submit to mandatory vaccine and masks.
And cheerleader outfits and saddle shoes.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 20, 2020 08:32 PM (DY3v8)
The talk about Abrams is to keep interest in the Dems and OFF of Biden. It does mean they'll have to pick a woman, probably of color.
Posted by: Grimaldi
How about Jen Rubin?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2020 08:32 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2020 08:33 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: REDACTED at May 20, 2020 08:33 PM (UUUON)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2020 08:32 PM (aKsyK)
++++++++++++
- Handcuffs
- Come-a-long
- Stout branch in a tall tree
- Popcorn
Some assembly required.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 08:34 PM (wUFgi)
What is left out of the story is what the grafiti in the parking lot said: "Bet you stay home now you hypokrits".
Posted by: Bert G at May 20, 2020 08:09 PM (OMsf+)
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Karens? Um, no.
Karens are prissy hall-monitors, busybody nannies, teacher's-pet snitches, HOA bitches.
Let's stop calling fascist thugs by cute names.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 20, 2020 08:34 PM (M/9m0)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 08:26 PM (A5zUN)
I set 'em up, you knock 'em down.
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2020 08:34 PM (li+1I)
Posted by: hogmartin at May 20, 2020 08:30 PM
... there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns -- the ones we don't know we don't know.
Posted by: Donald Rumsfeld at May 20, 2020 08:34 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 08:34 PM (WvQcX)
Posted by: REDACTED at May 20, 2020 08:33 PM (UUUON
#metooplease
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 20, 2020 08:34 PM (Uu+Jp)
Well Scoldilocks casts less shadow than a cat, so Abrams definitely gives more cover
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 08:34 PM (KZzsI)
Wapo had to delay the article with their photo of Stacy.
Took 18 hours to upload it.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 20, 2020 08:27 PM
This is a good question, though: Stacey Abrams is basically Beto O'Rourke. A failed state-level politician that the media pumped up hoping to help, and then dumped after they lost. Why are they skipping the "dump" phase with Abrams? Do they think she really has a future on the national stage? I guess that's the only one big enough to support her!
Posted by: Conservative Comedian at May 20, 2020 08:34 PM (6K3U5)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 20, 2020 08:35 PM (kVr0X)
Posted by: Infidel at May 20, 2020 08:35 PM (sNpqr)
Two self-evident notes:
- that crime now disappears into the "unsolved" round file.
- if it were a mosque, it would be national news.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 20, 2020 08:35 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 20, 2020 08:35 PM (9PtLS)
Posted by: hogmartin
Ach
Andersetwasnichterkennenschlechtskeit.
Posted by: Miklos zu und von Miklostein at May 20, 2020 08:35 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 08:35 PM (WvQcX)
Posted by: REDACTED at May 20, 2020 08:33 PM (UUUON)
Joe Biden: She's damn near sniff proof too.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2020 08:35 PM (rBojk)
Karens are prissy hall-monitors, busybody nannies, teacher's-pet snitches, HOA bitches.
Let's stop calling fascist thugs by cute names.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 20, 2020 08:34 PM (M/9m0)
++++++++++++++
The only difference between a pissy hall-monitor busybody and a camp enforcer is whether or not he thinks he can get away with it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 08:35 PM (wUFgi)
But there are also unknown unknowns -- the ones we don't know we don't know.
Posted by: Donald Rumsfeld
Know what I mean, Vern?
Posted by: Ernest at May 20, 2020 08:36 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2020 08:31 PM
Don't look at us.
Posted by: Mike Bloomberg & Pete Buttigieg at May 20, 2020 08:36 PM (DMUuz)
My landlady threw me out and the car was broke. I had a check waiting the next day (it was Sunday) and had to sleep somewhere until the morning to get the check to get the car fixed. (phew)
I just kept telling them to arrest me cause I had no where else to go so do what you gotta do. None of them would arrest me. I was hoping for a nice bed and a sandwich in the morning but NOOOOO. If I was drunk I woulda been better off.
Posted by: jakee308 at May 20, 2020 08:36 PM (/fsFg)
"the most famous civil libertarian in America"
Sorry, fuck this guy. His argument is that it is "Constitutional but immoral" to force vaccines and masks.
Fucking doctors can't figure this shit out but Dershwad Knowitall, ESQ somehow has all the answers.
Pumping his book, talking shit.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 20, 2020 08:37 PM (IsQS3)
Posted by: Tom Servo
MAXINE
tell me a Biden/Waters ticket wouldn't be a hoot
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 20, 2020 08:37 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: REDACTED at May 20, 2020 08:33 PM (UUUON
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Philistine. Don't you know that rape is an act of violence and has nothing to do with sex, so even ugly women can be victims?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 20, 2020 08:37 PM (kVr0X)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
He can eat a BOD.
Posted by: Infidel at May 20, 2020 08:38 PM (sNpqr)
Posted by: Caterpillar D9 at May 20, 2020 08:38 PM (Tnijr)
The talk about Abrams is to keep interest in the Dems and OFF of Biden. It does mean they'll have to pick a woman, probably of color.
Posted by: Grimaldi
How about Jen Rubin?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2020 08:32 PM
Uh...I don't understand the question. Either A: Jen Rubin talks about Stacey Abrams because she's a RINO scrunt traitor and wants to help the Dems by keeping attention ON the Dems but OFF of Biden, or B: I don't think Biden will consider Jen Rubin for the VP slot.
Posted by: Grimaldi at May 20, 2020 08:38 PM (6K3U5)
Trump tried to coerce Ukraine into smearing Joe Biden to help his reelection. His scheme failed and he was impeached.
Now Russian-linked figures in Ukraine are leaking edited recordings which show nothing new, but have the same purpose:
Advancing Trump's corrupt scheme.
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I know I'm a broken record on this but this is how you can be fairly safe in assuming Biden is intended to remain the candidate.
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2020 08:38 PM (li+1I)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 20, 2020 08:38 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at May 20, 2020 08:38 PM (ADuZP)
Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2020 08:39 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2020 08:31 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgRyG4V63hw
Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2020 08:39 PM (BAsqb)
Just as Jane Goodall is not a gorilla who observes. She is a gorilla observer.
cf. David Brooks
Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2020 08:39 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 08:39 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: DB
Won't get my vote-hear me Lizbeth?
Posted by: Fred G. Sanford at May 20, 2020 08:39 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 08:39 PM (WvQcX)
Posted by: Rachel Corrie at May 20, 2020 08:40 PM (li+1I)
I know all there is to know about the crying game.
Posted by: Jen Rubin at May 20, 2020 08:40 PM (nkvAh)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2020 08:40 PM (Fc5rx)
Yep, he's their guy, no matter what comes out. That's why everyone stampeded over their principles and previous statements to stand lockstep behind him on the Reade thing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 08:40 PM (KZzsI)
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Biden might still finger her for other open slots.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 20, 2020 08:41 PM (kVr0X)
He was kinda right and technically he's right about this.
IF the Governors follow laws enacted for emergencies. BUT most of them have time limits that the Gov can act and other limitations.
Also if enough people say enough is enough then the Governors have NO Choice. Unless they want to commit political suicide. (see PA Gov. Tom Wolf as an example him and his wackadoo HS are going to find out just who controls the state and who runs the state and who they're working for.)
Posted by: jakee308 at May 20, 2020 08:41 PM (/fsFg)
Lara Logan is married.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 20, 2020 08:00 PM (iuFgi)
Did we surrender when the Germans invaded Pearl Harbor?
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 20, 2020 08:41 PM (Z4rgH)
I give credit to our health minister and her battle buddy, the emergency management sergeant major. They have presided over a pandemic most notable for empty hospitals, idle doctors and PPE that no one has really needed.
We are seeing a rise in cases in various Latino communities. About 14 days after Cinco de Mayo. Probably a coincidence. Health Minister says not to worry, they are contact tracing every contact that can be traced.
We are now in Phase Two. Phase Two means that everything is open except bars, nightclubs, and gyms. No loss in my opinion.
In Phase Two, the stay at home order is rescinded and a safer at home recommendation has been implemented.
Restaurants may open if they follow guidelines put forth by the restaurant association. No one else knows what they are. Hair salons may open if they follow the guidelines put forth by the, you guessed it, salon association. Again, not made available to the public.
And, the most important of all, NASCAR may open if it follows the guidelines put forth by none other than NASCAR.
In other words, our Governor has reopened the state without actually reopening the state. His answer to all critics is everything is a guideline and a recommendation.
Keep calm and carry on. Think global, shop local. Fire on the up-roll.
Call your loved ones every day and remember to Wear, Wait, and Wash.
Zulu Whiskey out.
Posted by: VADM Collingwood RN - holding Nelson's rum ration at May 20, 2020 08:41 PM (9X60i)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 20, 2020 08:41 PM (Uu+Jp)
Oy vey.
The boy just told the little neighbor girl that Santa isn't real.
I intervened and said, with authority: "Santa is MOST DEFINITELY real. He conquered the North Pole in a war against the reindeer and their elven fellow travelers. They remain his slaves til this day."
Hopefully that puts this to bed. I suck at this.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 20, 2020 08:41 PM (h6CJG)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 08:39 PM (WvQcX)
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It probably would fail the Bechdel Test.
Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2020 08:41 PM (Eicbe)
Trump tried to coerce Ukraine into smearing Joe Biden to help his reelection. His scheme failed and he was impeached.
Now Russian-linked figures in Ukraine are leaking edited recordings which show nothing new, but have the same purpose:
Advancing Trump's corrupt scheme.
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2020 08:38 PM (li+1I)
+++++++++++++++
So those Ukranians who have apparently named Biden as a criminal suspect are *also* doing Trump's bidding? Wow. Dude has more power than I imagined.
Also, let it sink in that the damned Ukraine is doing more than we are on the corruption of American government officials.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 08:41 PM (wUFgi)
Posted by: Buffalo Bill at May 20, 2020 08:41 PM (O7JoB)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 20, 2020 08:41 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
He can eat a BOD.
Posted by: Infidel
Doubtful.
All these old hippie pacifists - Karen's ancestors.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 20, 2020 08:42 PM (IsQS3)
*********
Plugs/Rugs 2020
Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2020 08:40 PM (Fc5rx)
Dementia and The Denture
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2020 08:42 PM (li+1I)
Posted by: not Alex Trebek at May 20, 2020 08:42 PM (QzkSJ)
This will never happen again in history, nor should it.
-Thank You.
Posted by: Slapweasel at May 20, 2020 08:10 PM (Ckg4U)
Never? Maybe if you had qualified that as 20:20:20 (5/20) 2020 but seeing that tomorrow will also have a 20:20:20 2020 and the day after and the day after and,
I think the picture fell off the wall.
Posted by: I'm not much of an observer but I think I got this one. at May 20, 2020 08:42 PM (/LQkF)
If she ends up on the stage with Mike Pence I'll tell you exactly what she'll look like: a Bizarro World lunatic version of Hattie McDaniels.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at May 20, 2020 08:43 PM (z7PmS)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2020 08:25 PM (sy5kK)
Put her in a dehydrator and you get Helen Thomas.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2020 08:27 PM (s2VJv)
Looks like a plan to me.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2020 08:43 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 08:39 PM (WvQcX)
It's been secretly recorded and dubbed into a song.
https://youtu.be/j5EfQZojlVI
Posted by: Orange Man Bad at May 20, 2020 08:43 PM (6K3U5)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 08:43 PM (KZzsI)
Wish tuca would have asked.
Posted by: Heisenberg at May 20, 2020 08:43 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: Jen Rubin at May 20, 2020 08:40 PM (nkvAh)
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Is that when the tape comes off?
Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2020 08:43 PM (Eicbe)
I don't buy the usual claims of the feminists about rape. They have too much at stake to be honest and hear the truth from researchers. (MEN!)
Posted by: jakee308 at May 20, 2020 08:43 PM (/fsFg)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 20, 2020 08:41 PM (iTXRQ)
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STOP PICKING ON STACEY. SHE CAN'T HELP IT IF SHE'S BIG BONED!!!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 20, 2020 08:44 PM (kVr0X)
Posted by: not Alex Trebek at May 20, 2020 08:42 PM (QzkSJ)
The Washington Monument?
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2020 08:44 PM (li+1I)
Posted by: Moronau Cymreig at May 20, 2020 08:44 PM (DMUuz)
when I was in the army it was the M88
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 20, 2020 08:41 PM (iTXRQ)
Dammit! I was trying like hell to remember what it was called.
Thanks.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Taking the Afternoon Off at May 20, 2020 08:44 PM (x8Wzq)
The bigger the cushion, the harder the pushin !!
Posted by: REDACTED at May 20, 2020 08:44 PM (UUUON)
Tank in The Tank.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 08:44 PM (WvQcX)
Yeah.
Hugh had a few excellent, but mostly incredibly lightweight, guests on back then. She was instantly classifiable as the latter. Like 98% of the paid punditocracy, her opinions and knowledge aren't a tenth as valuable or interesting as you average Nigerian DC cab driver with an engineering degree.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 20, 2020 08:44 PM (El6T/)
I suspect Tank is really the Emperor of San Francisco.
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2020 08:44 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Cicero
Five fingers go in, only three come out.
Posted by: Miklos laying bets on which three at May 20, 2020 08:45 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2020 08:25 PM (sy5kK)
Put her in a dehydrator and you get Helen Thomas.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2020 08:27 PM (s2VJv)
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Drive a steamroller over her and BOOM, Rachel Corrie.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 20, 2020 08:45 PM (kVr0X)
Posted by: not Alex Trebek at May 20, 2020 08:42 PM (QzkSJ)
A rather large portion of a Cornish game hen.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Taking the Afternoon Off at May 20, 2020 08:45 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2020 08:45 PM (li+1I)
"them" being 300 million citizens with the God-given right to bear arms.
You know. While we're being all "Constitutional" and legal and shit.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 20, 2020 08:45 PM (IsQS3)
Posted by: wooga at May 20, 2020 08:45 PM (nkvAh)
Posted by: Jackie "Miklos" Gleason at May 20, 2020 08:46 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: 29Victor at May 20, 2020 08:46 PM (70ves)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 20, 2020 08:46 PM (Uu+Jp)
Thanks.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
I was 63F
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 20, 2020 08:46 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 20, 2020 08:46 PM (IsQS3)
sorry.
Posted by: jakee308 at May 20, 2020 08:47 PM (/fsFg)
Do they let Tank into her office by lifting the roof and lowering her in by crane? Or do they build her office around her?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 20, 2020 08:46 PM (Uu+Jp)
The Pentagon was actually built around Stacey Abrams. True story.
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2020 08:47 PM (li+1I)
Posted by: jakee308 at May 20, 2020 08:48 PM (/fsFg)
Keep your dresses down
You've got something baby
That'll make a fool dog a hound....
Posted by: Jerry Lee Lewis at May 20, 2020 08:48 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 20, 2020 08:46 PM (IsQS3)
++++++++++++++++
I thought that if you were in the drunk tank, you were drunk by default...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 08:48 PM (wUFgi)
Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2020 08:48 PM (Eicbe)
'Leave it up to the Germans to come up with a detailed lexicon of Pain terminology.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 08:48 PM (A5zUN)
Regarding dershowitz: everyone who believes in the vaccine and wants its
protection can take it. why does my not wanting to take it harm the
person who has taken it, who is immune by taking it?
meh.
I think Dersh was trolling for book sales.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 20, 2020 08:48 PM (IsQS3)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 08:49 PM (WvQcX)
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2020 08:47 PM (li+1I)
Fat Magneto.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 08:49 PM (A5zUN)
While I get that this is meant to be a compliment, and surely Lara Logan continues to rise in my esteem... after her attack in Egypt maybe not the best phrasing?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 08:13 PM (KZzsI)
I got the same general feeling in the gut. I am wondering if ace meant it as a reverse on what the left thinks about Ms Logan- because they are evil even though they know her history.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 08:16 PM (A5zUN)
Ace meant it in the sense that he would like to *plow* her.
Sexually.
Posted by: Robert with the answers to all your questions at May 20, 2020 08:49 PM (bod0u)
I love how arrogant bosses like to be to applicants when jobs are scarce.
EVERY time I have a voicemail about an interview, then try to call them back for an interview, it turns out they're out of the office or at lunch. I leave a message. They promise to give it to the boss and have him/her get back to me.
Does said boss ever return my call again? Nope, of course not. The attitude is "you weren't there the exact minute I wanted you, so fcuk you."
Just sick of it all.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2020 08:49 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Miklos with Authentic Accent at May 20, 2020 08:49 PM (QzkSJ)
Prediction:
Biden will announce his veep, but with a twist: In addition to announcing his veep pick, he's gonna announce most of his Cabinet picks.
This will be done to allay fears of his senility by announcing a "Dream Team" of "leaders."
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 20, 2020 08:49 PM (1B9sG)
I agree. Not worthy. Not even worthy of a 8th round draft pick in the nfl
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2020 08:24 PM (85Gof)
Nothin 'from nothin' leaves nothin'.
Ya gotta have somethin' if you want to be with me.
https://tinyurl.com/keehq8b
Posted by: Billy Preston at May 20, 2020 08:49 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 20, 2020 08:50 PM (kVr0X)
Or was that the other Cuomo?
...why do we need two?
Posted by: hogmartin at May 20, 2020 08:04 PM (t+qrx)
I believe Fredo was taking homeopathic doses of quinine (not a joke) apparently prescribed by his Paltrowesque wife.
On the other hand, What does the President's doctor know?
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at May 20, 2020 08:50 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2020 08:50 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 08:50 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 20, 2020 08:46 PM (iTXRQ)
91A/B, combat medic. But the MOS for medic changed somewhere down the road. No idea why. Just cuz, I guess.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Taking the Afternoon Off at May 20, 2020 08:50 PM (x8Wzq)
(just not THAT fat)
plus the gappy tooth thing is a total turnoff. And the weird braid hair do. I never saw a POC with the weird braids that wasn't doing something crazy. Or caught.
Posted by: jakee308 at May 20, 2020 08:51 PM (/fsFg)
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at May 20, 2020 08:50 PM (9hauA)
++++++++++++
Apparently how to keep the worthless fat bastard alive. Dammit.
Posted by: The MFM at May 20, 2020 08:51 PM (wUFgi)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2020 08:51 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: wooga at May 20, 2020 08:45 PM (nkvAh)
I did not know that and had to look for it.
https://tinyurl.com/z8qkfxs
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 20, 2020 08:51 PM (2JVJo)
Who did Jen Rubin sleep with to get her gig?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2020 08:06 PM (mht8P)
Unpossible. Twas blackmail.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at May 20, 2020 08:51 PM (9hauA)
Totally agree. The fact that she came out on the other side of her horrible experience so much stronger makes her even sexier. Would hit like a sledgehammer.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 20, 2020 08:51 PM (IsQS3)
Or was that the other Cuomo?
...why do we need two?
Posted by: hogmartin
Don't like it, vote for the other Biden.
Posted by: Joe "Not Ukrainian" Biden, not the other one at May 20, 2020 08:52 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 20, 2020 08:50 PM (kVr0X)
Oh, you were taught etiquette by Nancy Pelosi too?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 08:52 PM (WvQcX)
On the one hand, they're screaming that hydroxychloroquine kills people; on the other, they're screaming that Trump is taking it. I mean, shouldn't they be celebrating his impending and untimely death already?
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2020 08:52 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2020 08:06 PM (mht8P)
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Whoever was willing to giver five bucks, a hot meal and some wet-wipes so she could clean up before servicing her next media john.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 08:52 PM (wUFgi)
Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2020 08:53 PM (Eicbe)
I suspect Tank is really the Emperor of San Francisco.
Posted by: notsothoreau
She should get together with the Baron of Arizona.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2020 08:53 PM (aKsyK)
-Strikes oil when she wears high heels.
-Has her own zip code
-Asked for a portrait, they went with Google Earth
-Registers on the Richter scale when she jogs.
-Can't go bowling because the balls go into orbit around her waist.
Posted by: JB1000 at May 20, 2020 08:53 PM (qi8id)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 20, 2020 08:49 PM (1B9sG)
I think the current term of art is "Credentialed Leaders"!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 20, 2020 08:53 PM (jnM20)
very nice....
plus the gappy tooth thing is a total turnoff. And the weird braid hair do. I never saw a POC with the weird braids that wasn't doing something crazy
It just bothers me that she looks like JJ's dad on Good Times.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 08:53 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2020 08:06 PM (mht8P
she promised not to fuck anyone or remove her clothes
Posted by: REDACTED at May 20, 2020 08:54 PM (UUUON)
Pro Tip: those messages takers aren't giving him those messages. He's told them to shit can any calls from job seekers.
Human Services sucks. Gatekeepers. Know nothing Gatekeepers. That's where folks go when they've majored in Art History or Gender Studies and can't get a job.
Posted by: jakee308 at May 20, 2020 08:54 PM (/fsFg)
Posted by: JB1000 at May 20, 2020 08:53 PM (qi8id)
++++++++++++++
Was standing alone when a cop walked over and said, "Hey! Break it up!"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 08:54 PM (wUFgi)
You can't.
The Cuomos' mother has to be protected from coronavirus.
The Cuomos can walk around and spread coronavirus while infected.
You are quarantined and locked down.
Sensing a pattern?
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 20, 2020 08:16 PM (puu6v)
I see you are learning. Your betters will be proud of your owner.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2020 08:54 PM (sy5kK)
If Stacey ever becomes VP, Lane Bryant will finally get its shot at dressing someone in the WhiteHouse.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 08:49 PM (WvQcX)
More like Omar the tent maker
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2020 08:54 PM (a8I88)
And yet...
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Taking the Afternoon Off at May 20, 2020 08:54 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 08:53 PM (KZzsI)
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I mistook her for that sassy black waitress in What's Happening
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 20, 2020 08:55 PM (kVr0X)
Posted by: JB1000 at May 20, 2020 08:53 PM (qi8id)
When she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE.
Ba-dum-sisss
Posted by: jakee308 at May 20, 2020 08:55 PM (/fsFg)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 08:49 PM
Fixed for priorities.
Posted by: Concerned Midwestern Farmer at May 20, 2020 08:55 PM (6K3U5)
You mean other than Mrs Obama?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 08:55 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2020 08:56 PM (L2ZTs)
Thank you sir. Yep, that's a tight little spinner butt. Wish I could see more....
Posted by: Judge Publius, 69th Circuit of the Ficus at May 20, 2020 08:56 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Joe Mannix
********
When she was a kid she went to the playground to play on the teeter.
(wait for it)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2020 08:56 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 20, 2020 08:18 PM (El6T/)
Local story, move along.
Posted by: Xi-NN at May 20, 2020 08:56 PM (sy5kK)
https://tinyurl.com/y7wjep5q
No, it wasn't from an M.D.; and it wasn't from a pharmacist but from the wife's medicine woman.
NOT the same as Ace's Twitchy link.
Posted by: andycanuck at May 20, 2020 08:57 PM (TQ/zJ)
"This butter is delicious!"
"Actually it's ghee."
"I don't care what sexual orientation it has, it's still great."
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2020 08:57 PM (L2ZTs)
NOT the same as Ace's Twitchy link.
Posted by: andycanuck at May 20, 2020 08:57 PM (TQ/zJ)
*perks up*
Jane Seymour?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 08:58 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 20, 2020 08:58 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 08:53 PM (KZzsI)
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I mistook her for that sassy black waitress in What's Happening
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 20, 2020 08:55 PM (kVr0X)
Listen Fool!.......Order you some food or take your butt out da door......
Posted by: Shirley Wilson at May 20, 2020 08:58 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
That rayciss
My husband, brother and I are both offended.
Posted by: Ilhan Omar (D-Mogadishu) at May 20, 2020 08:58 PM (QzkSJ)
You can't.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 20, 2020 08:16 PM (puu6v)
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It's that magic Hampton air!
Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2020 08:58 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: REDACTED at May 20, 2020 08:58 PM (UUUON)
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2020 08:52 PM (WqPYg)
They were short-stroking it when they thought he might get it from his staff. They are understandably heart-broken that he followed his own well-founded advice.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2020 08:58 PM (KnJdm)
in Nov 2000 the Florida Sec of State
(I forget her first name, Kathrine or Kathleen Harris) send messages to
the then five major news networks (ABC CBS NBC CNN and Fox) that the ten
western counties closed an hour after most of the state and please do
not announce voter results until all the pollingt places had closed. And around 8:30 PM, when polls in the western counties were still opened, all the networks reported that all the polls in Fla were closed and their exit polls showed that Gore had carried the state and it would be very hard for Bush to win without Florida.
And a few months later, polling firms determined that if the networks had kept quiet until all the polling places were closed, Bush would have carried the state by 8,000 or 10,000 votes
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at May 20, 2020 08:58 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: jakee308 at May 20, 2020 08:59 PM (/fsFg)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 20, 2020 08:58 PM (NWiLs)
Makes it sound like they're trying people out for porn.
Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2020 08:59 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: Eromero at May 20, 2020 08:09 PM (XhWtx)
Stacey Abrams in a previous life. Also from Georgia:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yde5tteo
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2020 08:59 PM (Tlnf9)
________
One Adams Shelved ... One Adams Shelved ... see a manatee at the Monkey Bar and Grille in Indialantic
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2020 09:00 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 20, 2020 09:00 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at May 20, 2020 09:00 PM (4a9Vv)
Yeah, Dersh was just telling you the constitutional law. SCOTUS has ruled that the state has power to compel vaccination (for contagious diseases). Jacobson v. Mass.
Believe it or not, that decision was used as the precedent to uphold the Texas decision to shut down abortion clinics during the WuFlu.
Whether it should or should not compel vaccination in any specific case is a question for the political branches. But they have the power to do it.
Posted by: Judge Publius, 69th Circuit of the Ficus at May 20, 2020 09:00 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 20, 2020 08:58 PM (NWiLs)
Ever notice that Leftists love changing their name?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 09:00 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 20, 2020 08:58 PM (NWiLs)
Makes it sound like they're trying people out for porn.
Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2020 08:59 PM (BAsqb)
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So then talent acquisition no longer refers to learning to masturbate with your left hand?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 20, 2020 09:01 PM (kVr0X)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2020 09:01 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: jakee308 at May 20, 2020 09:01 PM (/fsFg)
This will never happen again in history, nor should it.
-Thank You.
Posted by: Slapweasel
probably already been noted, but the time referenced above happens once in each time zone. military time is simply a 24 hour clock, 2000 hours (8pm) in nyc is not 2000 hours in la or sf.
Posted by: uglykidmoe at May 20, 2020 09:01 PM (jsvlk)
https://tinyurl.com/y8mlujl7
Posted by: hogmartin at May 20, 2020 09:01 PM (t+qrx)
sweat? You know a big fat person sweats a lot. Keeps the skin soft so
they don't have to put the lotion on their skin.
Posted by: Eromero at May 20, 2020 08:09 PM (XhWtx)
________
"It rubs the bacon grease on it's skin ..."
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2020 09:01 PM (WqPYg)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yde5tteo
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2020 08:59 PM (Tlnf9)
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Oh! The huge manatee!
Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2020 09:01 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 09:01 PM (WvQcX)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 20, 2020 09:00 PM (Uu+Jp)
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No, but she pivots as gracefully as a billiard ball.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 20, 2020 09:02 PM (kVr0X)
and Abrams reminds me of the mother on "What's Happening" give or take a few pulled pork hoagies.
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at May 20, 2020 09:00 PM (4a9Vv)
_________
I hear when she has her frequent bouts of diarrhea they call her "Reruns" ...
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2020 09:02 PM (WqPYg)
But, i'm still only 29...
Posted by: Introverted Elephocentric Hypochondriac at May 20, 2020 09:02 PM (rw/ga)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 09:01 PM (WvQcX)
+++++++++++++
Dude. You need to share.
I'll take Candace off your hands.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 09:03 PM (wUFgi)
Believe it or not, that decision was used as the precedent to uphold the Texas decision to shut down abortion clinics during the WuFlu.
Whether it should or should not compel vaccination in any specific case is a question for the political branches. But they have the power to do it.
Posted by: Judge Publius, 69th Circuit of the Ficus at May 20, 2020 09:00 PM (rCwaK)
And remember, the USSC NEVER, EVER issues a bad decision.
Posted by: Dred Scott at May 20, 2020 09:04 PM (NiXyF)
I'll take Candace off your hands.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 09:03 PM (wUFgi
No.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 09:04 PM (WvQcX)
NOT the same as Ace's Twitchy link.
Posted by: andycanuck at May 20, 2020 08:57 PM (TQ/zJ)
*perks up*
Jane Seymour?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 08:58 PM
Could be me if crystals and chakras were involved.
Posted by: Marianne Williamson at May 20, 2020 09:04 PM (6K3U5)
Posted by: PJ at May 20, 2020 09:04 PM (qlTN9)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 20, 2020 08:49 PM (1B9sG)
I doubt it. Way too much baggage to hand to Team Trump. Not worth the headache.
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2020 09:04 PM (li+1I)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 20, 2020 09:04 PM (jnM20)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 20, 2020 09:05 PM (LxTcq)
nobody. Nobody even remotely considers that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 09:05 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 09:01 PM (WvQcX)
+++++++++++++
Dude. You need to share.
--------------------------
I think he just did.
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2020 09:05 PM (li+1I)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 09:05 PM (wUFgi)
Posted by: Eromero at May 20, 2020 08:09 PM (XhWtx)
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Not watching Fantasia with you.
Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2020 09:05 PM (Eicbe)
Cloning. It's the only answer to this dilemma. We can then all have the harems we like without denying others.
Or sexbots. Or holodecks. Or better, the Matrix. We could be sexual supermen there.
Posted by: Judge Publius, 69th Circuit of the Ficus at May 20, 2020 09:06 PM (rCwaK)
I will just go with my time travel to the 80s for a hot tub with Molly Ringwald, Phoebe Cates, and Lea Thompson fantasy instead.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 09:06 PM (KZzsI)
LOSERS VOTE FOR LOSERS...........
SUCK IT UP BIG ROTTEN APPLE !!!!
Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at May 20, 2020 09:06 PM (qM84C)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 09:00 PM (A5zUN)
OH YEAH. That's why I tell folks to not use their language it just makes it easier for them and when you don't it pisses them off.
Like employees is now Associates. Same pay, Same shit, new name.
When they started that shit in the business world I knew the left had invaded and it was only a matter of time. Which is why I hung on to a so so job because it was secure and the pay was okay. When the company closed on me I went to a place for a job THAT I HAD ALREADY DONE AND TRAINED TO DO. but it was HR and some 23 yo art history major asked me what I saw myself doing in 5 years. I just looked at her and laughed and got up and said call me. Knowing no call would be forthcoming. So I went on retirement SS which wasn't bad. I was a bit short for a couple years but I made it through by selling stuff I didn't want or need or use anymore.
Never went to another job interview.
Posted by: jakee308 at May 20, 2020 09:06 PM (/fsFg)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 09:04 PM (WvQcX)
+++++++++++++++++
Well, that was direct
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 09:05 PM (wUFgi
You can have the First Lady but you'll need to fight Trump for her.
He has the Navy Seals at his disposal though.
Good luck!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 09:06 PM (WvQcX)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at May 20, 2020 09:07 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Regular joe at May 20, 2020 09:07 PM (L9P9s)
Posted by: JuJuBee at May 20, 2020 09:07 PM (0TqRP)
Posted by: Judge Publius, 69th Circuit of the Ficus at May 20, 2020 09:06 PM (rCwaK)
++++++++++++++
https://youtu.be/_3rfAjpHOyI
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 09:08 PM (wUFgi)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 20, 2020 09:08 PM (TQ/zJ)
I will just go with my time travel to the 80s for a hot tub with Molly Ringwald, Phoebe Cates, and Lea Thompson fantasy instead.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 09:06 PM (KZzsI)
When you're done, lend it to me so I can swim with Pola Negri, Ann Dvorak and Joan Blondell.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 20, 2020 09:08 PM (2JVJo)
Anyone have any interest in seeing it at that time? I kind of do, just for the spectacle, a la Heaven's Gate.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2020 09:08 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Eromero at May 20, 2020 08:09 PM (XhWtx)
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Not watching Fantasia with you.
Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2020 09:05 PM (Eicbe)
lol
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2020 09:08 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Judge Publius,
Somewhere, a lonely ficus cries.
Posted by: Miklos, not crying much himself at May 20, 2020 09:08 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 20, 2020 09:08 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Judge Publius, 69th Circuit of the Ficus at May 20, 2020 09:06 PM (rCwaK)
Yeah, I guess that's great for everyone else. Not so nice for those of us who can only become aroused by a woman slowly, seductively, and correctly choosing only the pictures with traffic lights in them.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 20, 2020 09:08 PM (t+qrx)
He's almost 80 I'm pretty sure I can take him
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 09:09 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 09:09 PM (WvQcX)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 20, 2020 09:09 PM (1B9sG)
Make a pron short of it. Title:
"Thigh High Boots And Naughty Yoots"
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2020 09:10 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: hogmartin at May 20, 2020 09:08 PM (t+qrx)
+++++++++++++
The Matrix 1.5 revision A is implementing captcha support, so you'll be good to go in about six months. Maybe nine months. *Definitely* by the end of Q4.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 09:10 PM (wUFgi)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2020 09:10 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Sri Joe Bidenavastra at May 20, 2020 09:10 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 20, 2020 09:11 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Eromero at May 20, 2020 08:09 PM (XhWtx)
She wouldn't be hot if she was smothered in napalm
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2020 09:11 PM (a8I88)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 20, 2020 09:08 PM (Uu+Jp)
Lulz
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 09:11 PM (WvQcX)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 20, 2020 09:08 PM (Uu+Jp)
The worst job on a starship is cleaning up the holodeck.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 20, 2020 09:11 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 09:12 PM (KZzsI)
ghee = clarified butter
Posted by: andycanuck at May 20, 2020 09:08 PM (TQ/zJ)
________
Thanks, I was going to ask for a clarification.
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2020 09:12 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: JuJuBee at May 20, 2020 09:12 PM (0TqRP)
Posted by: vivi at May 20, 2020 09:12 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 20, 2020 09:11 PM (2JVJo)
Red shirts got sent in.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 20, 2020 09:12 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2020 09:12 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 20, 2020 09:11 PM (nRWPy
Heh. Not even Sean Connery reading you Shakespeare?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 09:12 PM (WvQcX)
Posted by: JuJuBee at May 20, 2020 09:13 PM (0TqRP)
Posted by: hogmartin
"headlights"
Posted by: Miklos, and she was going to make a pot for me at May 20, 2020 09:13 PM (QzkSJ)
First name Norman...
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2020 09:13 PM (L2ZTs)
Was just reading about Jerry Lewis' never-released and supposedly
horrible movie, The Day The Clown Cried. It'll be available for public
viewing in 2025.
Anyone have any interest in seeing it at that time? I kind of do, just for the spectacle, a la Heaven's Gate.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2020 09:08 PM (L2ZTs)
________
Only if Dean Martin is in it. ;-)
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2020 09:13 PM (WqPYg)
Sonic cleaning technology. It was "sonic showers" wasn't it.
The spooge mass is converted to energy to power the warp core.
Posted by: Judge Publius, 69th Circuit of the Ficus at May 20, 2020 09:13 PM (rCwaK)
Wish Dean were still around. Still miss him.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2020 09:13 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2020 09:13 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 20, 2020 09:11 PM (nRWPy)
+++++++++++++++
So I'm guessing that Sean Hannity isn't involved?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 09:13 PM (wUFgi)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2020 09:14 PM (KnJdm)
--Cary Grant, John Wayne, and Paul Newman in Dagny's hot tub
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 09:14 PM (KZzsI)
Our Ace is the BEST Ace.
Posted by: torabora at May 20, 2020 09:14 PM (Y274z)
All my hot tub men are mute.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 20, 2020 09:11 PM (nRWPy)
_________
Tongueless?
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2020 09:14 PM (WqPYg)
Make a pron short of it. Title:
"Thigh High Boots And Naughty Yoots"
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2020 09:10 PM (L2ZTs)
Steve, is this the new job you were mentioning?
qdp. movie producer.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2020 09:14 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2020 09:14 PM (KnJdm
No chance anyone accidentally drowns, that's for sure.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 09:14 PM (WvQcX)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 20, 2020 09:14 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2020 09:13 PM (Qf83p)
+++++++++++++
A snappy uniform and the sweet release of death when they finally get selected for an away team?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 09:14 PM (wUFgi)
We're not just pieces of meat!!!
Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2020 09:12 PM (Qf83p)
Speak for yourself.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2020 09:15 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at May 20, 2020 09:15 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 20, 2020 09:15 PM (Owlqg)
All My Men are Mute.
Actually I think it was Mules.
Posted by: JuJuBee at May 20, 2020 09:15 PM (0TqRP)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2020 09:15 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: torabora at May 20, 2020 09:15 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 20, 2020 09:15 PM (Owlqg)
He's great with caulk!
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2020 09:16 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 09:06 PM (KZzsI)
Marilyn Monroe, Sophia Loren, Lana Turner
Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2020 09:16 PM (qAR6u)
"Apologies if this has been bandied about all day, but in about [five] minutes, Military Time will read 20:20:20 2020.
This will never happen again in history, nor should it."
Actually, that will happen *every day* this year!
Posted by: bradc at May 20, 2020 09:16 PM (Rjmfp)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2020 09:14 PM (KnJdm)
Solid. Remove Rauch, add Alexandra Daddario.
And, per the discussion from earlier, we need to work Sela Ward and Dana Delany in somewhere...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 09:16 PM (A5zUN)
Over the course of 8-12 hours, I would give each of them the best 6.4 seconds of their lives.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 20, 2020 09:16 PM (IsQS3)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 20, 2020 09:16 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: vivi at May 20, 2020 09:12 PM (11H2y)
Norman
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2020 09:16 PM (a8I88)
If there's no money in the future what is the incentive for the Red Shirts?
Room and board?
Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2020 09:13 PM (Qf83p)
_________
Sessions with Counselor Troi before their impending deaths?
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2020 09:17 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 20, 2020 09:16 PM (IsQS3)
Damn, son. Pace yourself.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 09:17 PM (WvQcX)
formally list the fired prosecutor, Victor Shokin, as the
victim of an alleged crime by the former U.S. vice president, according to an official English translation of the ruling obtained by Just the News."
Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2020 09:17 PM (0C5eS)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at May 20, 2020 09:15 PM (4a9Vv)
She really is the definition of "to each his own." I do not find her attractive. At. All.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 20, 2020 09:17 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 09:06 PM (KZzsI)
Raquel Welch, Ann-Margaret, Jean Seberg
Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2020 09:17 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Stacey Abrams at May 20, 2020 09:17 PM (0TqRP)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 09:17 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 20, 2020 09:16 PM (Uu+Jp)
++++++++++++
Helen Thomas and Andrea Mitchell
Posted by: No man ever at May 20, 2020 09:18 PM (wUFgi)
Posted by: REDACTED at May 20, 2020 09:18 PM (UUUON)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 20, 2020 09:16 PM (Uu+Jp)
Helen Thomas and Rose DeLauro
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 20, 2020 09:18 PM (Owlqg)
Not Mary Todd Lincoln, that's for sure...
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2020 09:18 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 20, 2020 09:16 PM (Uu+Jp)
Catherine the Great loved to fuck.
I wonder about Cleopatra.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 20, 2020 09:19 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 20, 2020 09:19 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 09:19 PM (WvQcX)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 09:19 PM (wUFgi)
Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2020 09:17 PM (qAR6u)
Jane Seymour, Diana Rigg, Helen Mirren
Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2020 09:19 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Eromero at May 20, 2020 09:19 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2020 09:19 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: People in Parent's Basements. at May 20, 2020 09:19 PM (Y274z)
Delores Moran
Thelma Ritter
Posted by: REDACTED at May 20, 2020 09:18 PM (UUUON)
And when Thelma wears out, you can get Edna May Oliver to pinch-hit.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 20, 2020 09:20 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2020 09:20 PM (Qf83p)
All my hot tubs are cracked.
Posted by: Stacey Abrams at May 20, 2020 09:17 PM (0TqRP)
_________
And all your cracks are hot tubs.
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2020 09:20 PM (WqPYg)
He's almost 80 .............
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 09:09 PM (KZzsI)
-------------------------------
Nooooooo!
He's almost 74.
You can't round up like that!!!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 20, 2020 09:20 PM (M/9m0)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at May 20, 2020 09:20 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Rachel Corrie at May 20, 2020 08:40 PM (li+1I)
Just more grease for the grousers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2020 09:20 PM (Tlnf9)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2020 09:19 PM (L2ZTs
If you read the Presstitutes from 2008-2016, yes.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 09:21 PM (WvQcX)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2020 09:19 PM (L2ZTs)
Vic says Dolly Madison was a saucy little minx.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 20, 2020 09:21 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2020 09:19 PM (L2ZTs)
Eleanor Roosevelt: What am I, chopped inbred lesbian?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2020 09:21 PM (a8I88)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 20, 2020 09:19 PM (Uu+Jp)
60.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 20, 2020 09:21 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 20, 2020 09:21 PM (p0Y1J)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 20, 2020 09:21 PM (Owlqg)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2020 09:19 PM (L2ZTs)
William Rufus King
Posted by: REDACTED at May 20, 2020 09:21 PM (UUUON)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2020 09:21 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2020 09:21 PM (a8I8
++++++++++++
Something like that, yeah...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 09:21 PM (wUFgi)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 20, 2020 09:22 PM (LxTcq)
Besides Melania, has there ever been a hot first lady?
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2020 09:19 PM (L2ZTs)
_________
Reggie?
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2020 09:22 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 20, 2020 09:19 PM (Uu+Jp)
++++++++++++
Life span minus ten years?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 09:22 PM (wUFgi)
Napoleon. Mad King George!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - Hydroxy Chloro Queen and Bat Soup Nazi at May 20, 2020 09:22 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: torabora at May 20, 2020 09:22 PM (Y274z)
If you believe Democrats, Jackie Kennedy but she did nothing for me.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 09:22 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2020 09:22 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 20, 2020 09:20 PM (2JVJo)
just wanted to see if anyone was awake
Posted by: REDACTED at May 20, 2020 09:23 PM (UUUON)
Delores Moran
Thelma Ritter
Posted by: REDACTED at May 20, 2020 09:18 PM (UUUON)
Hedley, Hedley!!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2020 09:23 PM (a8I88)
IMHO she proved by the end of her life that all she gave a shit about was money.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2020 09:23 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 20, 2020 09:23 PM (IsQS3)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2020 09:23 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 09:23 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 09:06 PM (KZzsI)
Marcia Brady, Jan Brady, Cindy Brady
Posted by: Jeffery Epstein at May 20, 2020 09:24 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Hillary at May 20, 2020 09:24 PM (WvQcX)
Hillary allows four Americans including HER FRIEND to be shot, burned, violated and mutilated and then blames it on a "conservative" who made an video about muslims that was seen by 300 people.
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2020 09:24 PM (uEbPt)
She's a two-face.
Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2020 09:24 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 20, 2020 09:21 PM (2JVJo)
That's what you get for watching Prometheus all the time, Madison!
-Vic
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 09:24 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 20, 2020 09:24 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: jonah goldberg's couch at May 20, 2020 09:25 PM (TQ/zJ)
from the new Dr Seuss book:
Stacy Abrams Can Moo
Can You?
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at May 20, 2020 09:20 PM (4a9Vv)
_________
486
Horton Hears a Moo.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 20, 2020 09:21 PM (Owlqg)
___________
The Pocket Book of Boners.
Oh, wait, I'm doing this wrong ...
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2020 09:25 PM (WqPYg)
She's a two-face.
Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2020 09:24 PM (Qf83p)
She has a very particular look.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 09:25 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 20, 2020 09:19 PM (Uu+Jp)
A closing time 7, the next morning.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2020 09:25 PM (KnJdm)
I'm a giver like that.
Posted by: jsg at May 20, 2020 09:25 PM (aFWbw)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 20, 2020 09:25 PM (TQ/zJ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 09:22 PM (KZzsI)
Shit if you believe Democrats then St Moochelle of Arm Toning
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2020 09:25 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2020 09:19 PM (L2ZTs)
Frances Cleveland doesn't seem to have been too hard on the eyes.
https://tinyurl.com/yaq8appo
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 20, 2020 09:25 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2020 09:22 PM (Qf83p)
She was 19 when that was filmed. She went on to a career as a stunt woman.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at May 20, 2020 09:25 PM (Wm5SB)
https://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=4M6JvzYMErA
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - Hydroxy Chloro Queen and Bat Soup Nazi at May 20, 2020 09:26 PM (rCwaK)
The vast majority of left-wing protesters arrested on suspicion of politically-fuelled offences in Berlin are young men who live with their parents, a new report found.
Oh, Europeans. Natural layabouts.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2020 09:26 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2020 09:26 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Stacey Abrams at May 20, 2020 09:26 PM (0TqRP)
**hic**
**shart**
Posted by: Hillary at May 20, 2020 09:24 PM (WvQcX)
I read that as "felching."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 20, 2020 09:26 PM (2JVJo)
Is there a GoFundMe for their legal bills yet?
These people are modern patriots for standing up to government thuggery and Constitutional abuse.
Bluestate Murphy should be spending his time on how to solve the upcoming Depression that is soon to hit his state.
And the suicides, bankruptcies, divorces, and wife beatings that associate that upcoming NJ economic Depression.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2020 09:27 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 09:06 PM (KZzsI)
Marcia Brady, Jan Brady, Cindy Brady
Posted by: Jeffery Epstein at May 20, 2020 09:24 PM (qAR6u)
Greg Brady, Peter Brady, Bobby Brady
Posted by: Kevin Spacey at May 20, 2020 09:27 PM (qAR6u)
Melania is the hottest of any since photography. A genuine FLILF.
Before that, I don't know. Dolly Madison was supposed to be hot. There's portraits of all the First Ladies and you can look at those.
Some of them were prune faced scolds. Some do like they could be hot.
Posted by: Judge Publius, 69th Circuit of the Ficus at May 20, 2020 09:27 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 20, 2020 09:27 PM (IsQS3)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 20, 2020 09:25 PM (TQ/zJ)
A thorough search might turn up a whole man, but we will never know.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2020 09:28 PM (KnJdm)
She's a two-face.
Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2020 09:24 PM (Qf83p)
She has a very particular look.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 09:25 PM (A5zUN)
I've always thought she was a bit of a butter face. I'd like to see her smile.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 20, 2020 09:29 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Ben Shapiros Sisters Ashkenazi Breasts at May 20, 2020 09:29 PM (L9P9s)
https://tinyurl.com/y7vepwul
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 09:30 PM (wUFgi)
I'll even stroke Joe's golden leg hairs if that's what it takes to get on that old racist's ticket.
Posted by: Stacey Abrams at May 20, 2020 09:30 PM (0TqRP)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 20, 2020 09:30 PM (IsQS3)
Posted by: Judge Publius, 69th Circuit of the Ficus at May 20, 2020 09:30 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2020 08:51 PM (L2ZTs)
***************
They're going all in and improving on the movie where people were shrunk down and injected into people only this time they'll all be little Gretas and Karens who will mind your every move and thought and make you behave or suffer.
Posted by: torabora at May 20, 2020 09:30 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Trans-ylvanian Rachel at May 20, 2020 09:31 PM (aFWbw)
She's a two-face.
Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2020 09:24 PM (Qf83p)
and several bees stung her lips.
meh.
Hard meh.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Taking the Afternoon Off at May 20, 2020 09:31 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2020 09:32 PM (TdMsT)
Stacey can go fuck herself.
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 20, 2020 09:33 PM (0TqRP)
Posted by: ws at May 20, 2020 09:33 PM (bZwzw)
That was a real thing.
Memories from Boone Manor, Sacramento
Posted by: torabora at May 20, 2020 09:34 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 20, 2020 09:34 PM (p0Y1J)
Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at May 20, 2020 09:34 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: ws at May 20, 2020 09:33 PM (bZwzw)
Jen Rubin's face might know.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 20, 2020 09:35 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Dr. Rachel at May 20, 2020 09:35 PM (0TqRP)
Posted by: ws at May 20, 2020 09:33 PM (bZwzw)
Twenty Stone.
Maybe 18 stone when she takes the snacks out of her pockets.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Taking the Afternoon Off at May 20, 2020 09:35 PM (x8Wzq)
How tall is she? She looks low 200s to me, but its hard to tell just by a pic
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 09:35 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2020 09:36 PM (qAR6u)
Sen John Kennedy, R - LA.
How do we clone that guy and enter those clones into the fall elections of other states?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2020 09:36 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 20, 2020 09:36 PM (2DOZq)
https://tinyurl.com/yc55wumm
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 20, 2020 09:36 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Judge Publius, 69th Circuit of the Ficus at May 20, 2020 09:27 PM
Martha Washington was a hip, hip, hip lady, maaaann!
https://tinyurl.com/ydx7ofod
Posted by: Bert G at May 20, 2020 09:37 PM (OMsf+)
Before that, I don't know. Dolly Madison was supposed to be hot. There's portraits of all the First Ladies and you can look at those.
Some of them were prune faced scolds. Some do like they could be hot.
Posted by: Judge Publius, 69th Circuit of the Ficus at May 20, 2020 09:27 PM (rCwaK)
*****************
If you liked carpet munching Eleanor Roosevelt was available.
Posted by: torabora at May 20, 2020 09:37 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 20, 2020 09:37 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: ws at May 20, 2020 09:33 PM (bZwzw)
Enough that her scale says One At A Time Please when she steps on it.
Posted by: jsg at May 20, 2020 09:38 PM (aFWbw)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 20, 2020 09:36 PM (2DOZq)
+++++++++++++
Wouldn't you, if the press was always there?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 09:38 PM (wUFgi)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 20, 2020 09:36 PM (2DOZq)
She looks bossy. I'm betting she's good with a riding crop.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 09:38 PM (+b1ew)
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2020 09:39 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 20, 2020 09:36 PM (2DOZq)
Yeah, probably not a popular opinion, but I agree. She looks like a model, on account of that's what she is. She's a model. That's what they look like.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Posted by: hogmartin at May 20, 2020 09:39 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 09:40 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: ws at May 20, 2020 09:40 PM (bZwzw)
Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2020 09:40 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2020 09:39 PM (JKNZq)
+++++++++++
No way. She's 5' 3"
220, maybe - *maybe* probably closer to 190
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 09:40 PM (wUFgi)
Posted by: JuJuBee at May 20, 2020 09:41 PM (0TqRP)
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2020 09:39 PM (JKNZq)
On the moon
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2020 09:41 PM (a8I88)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 20, 2020 09:36 PM (2DOZq)
That her fashion runway face. Serious and blank so as not to be distracting. When you see videos of her interacting with people and she's smiling she just completely lights up. I just love her. I hope she also kicks ass during PDT second term.
Posted by: Cheriebebe at May 20, 2020 09:41 PM (Xt7n2)
Posted by: hogmartin at May 20, 2020 09:41 PM (t+qrx)
That her fashion runway face. Serious and blank so as not to be distracting. When you see videos of her interacting with people and she's smiling she just completely lights up. I just love her. I hope she also kicks ass during PDT second term.
Posted by: Cheriebebe at May 20, 2020 09:41 PM (Xt7n2
This. Love the vids of her visiting the troops.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 09:42 PM (+b1ew)
Posted by: jsg at May 20, 2020 09:42 PM (aFWbw)
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2020 09:43 PM (JKNZq)
Nope, they'll be going, nope, uh uh, they run my damn life already, don't want em runnin the country.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 20, 2020 09:43 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2020 09:43 PM (X5CsJ)
Dolores Costello
Myrna Loy
If we're gonna go early films
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 09:40 PM (KZzsI)
You, sir, have excellent taste.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 20, 2020 09:44 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2020 09:43 PM (JKNZq)
This is a lot funnier to read if I pretend you omitted the indefinite article.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 20, 2020 09:44 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: ws at May 20, 2020 09:45 PM (bZwzw)
Several weeks ago, she was telling her viewers that the deaths in NYC-area old folks homes was a national scandal. Oops - she had to stop that line of attack on Trump when Cuomo's Executive Order about infected old folks became known.
The she said everyone in Florida will die.
Then she said everyone in South Dakota will die because of "outbreaks" in meat packing plants.
Then she had to move along to saying everyone in Iowa will die because of outbreaks in meat packing plants.
Now she's saying everyone in New Mexico would be dead, if not for the fabulous actions of the Democrat female governor, Michelle Luhan-Some Anglo Name.
She's a real piece of work.
Posted by: Gref at May 20, 2020 09:45 PM (AMIL/)
https://tinyurl.com/yc55wumm
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 20, 2020 09:36 PM (2JVJo)
Bernadette Peters is 70-something and still looks amazing.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 20, 2020 09:45 PM (OzQGF)
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2020 09:46 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: ws at May 20, 2020 09:33 PM (bZwzw)
In stone or long tons?
Posted by: Mr. Morango at May 20, 2020 09:46 PM (2N7oZ)
It's the Singularity of Obnoxious.
Dear God, I can't look away.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 20, 2020 09:30 PM (IsQS3)
**************
Not only is he obnoxious, he's an idiot voting for Biden.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 20, 2020 09:47 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: ws at May 20, 2020 09:45 PM (bZwzw)
Then we will fight in the shade.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 09:47 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: ws at May 20, 2020 09:47 PM (bZwzw)
Posted by: jsg at May 20, 2020 09:47 PM (aFWbw)
Posted by: ws at May 20, 2020 09:47 PM (bZwzw)
Posted by: ws at May 20, 2020 09:33 PM (bZwzw)
In stone or long tons?
Posted by: Mr. Morango at May 20, 2020 09:46 PM (2N7oZ)
AOS styleguide calls for all weights to be measured in Metric Fucktons.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 20, 2020 09:47 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 20, 2020 09:48 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2020 09:48 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: ws at May 20, 2020 09:33 PM (bZwzw)
I googed it, 3 sites had N/A, but one said 115 kg.
Goog says that is 253 pounds. And her height is 5'3".
I'm 6'5" and because I've been doing nothing but eating and drinking the last 3 months, and maybe weigh the most of my life, 275.
There is no way that she is 253 pounds, that has to be really low.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2020 09:48 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: President Disdain at May 20, 2020 09:49 PM (UuMVR)
This will never happen again in history, nor should it.
Isn't it the Year 3 of our lord Trump?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2020 09:49 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 20, 2020 09:49 PM (vuisn)
Thanks, every now and again I think having cable would be nice, then the HQ reminds me...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 20, 2020 09:49 PM (jnM20)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2020 09:49 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Stacey Abrams at May 20, 2020 09:49 PM (0TqRP)
253 is probably what it says on her driver's license. I know the weight on my license doesn't reflect reality.
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2020 09:49 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Chunk Hunger at May 20, 2020 09:50 PM (uhPTO)
Imperial Fucktons, dead cold hand etc.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2020 09:50 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2020 09:48 PM (JKNZq)
Wait until Trump's second term!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 20, 2020 09:51 PM (jnM20)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2020 09:52 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: JuJuBee at May 20, 2020 09:52 PM (0TqRP)
Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2020 09:52 PM (Qf83p)
I hope he does. To the effect of he's sorry it's not you, dimwit.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 20, 2020 09:52 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: ws at May 20, 2020 09:52 PM (bZwzw)
Posted by: President Disdain at May 20, 2020 09:49 PM (UuMVR)\
No. But Xi promised Cuomo a free eggroll.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2020 09:52 PM (WyVLE)
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2020 09:53 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: JuJuBee at May 20, 2020 09:53 PM (0TqRP)
This will never happen again in history, nor should it.
-Thank You.Can't wait for 20:21 2021 every day next year.
Posted by: 20/20 hindsight at May 20, 2020 09:53 PM (qlVrK)
--
hahaha
If she were three inches taller she'd be round.
Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at May 20, 2020 09:53 PM (ADuZP)
Posted by: jsg at May 20, 2020 09:47 PM (aFWbw)
A T-Rex didn't have bones that big
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2020 09:53 PM (a8I88)
The Proscriptions.
*rubs hands*
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2020 09:52 PM (yQpMk)
I was promised Trump camps.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2020 09:53 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Andrew Cuomo at May 20, 2020 09:53 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: hogmartin at May 20, 2020 09:41 PM (t+qrx)
I managed to get 4 miles in Just a bit ago, between rain showers.
It helped my mood immensely.
Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2020 09:54 PM (TdMsT)
The only voter suppression going on is if Stacey accidentally sits on one.
Posted by: JuJuBee
That's voter COMpression.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2020 09:54 PM (aKsyK)
I imagine you as a sturdy, top-heavy woman with a winning smile. Because, after all your travail, you are a happy person.
This is based on your info tonight.
I hope you have some calm these days.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2020 09:54 PM (u82oZ)
If she were three inches taller she'd be round.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
That would make her an oblate spheroid.
Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2020 09:54 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Splunge at May 20, 2020 09:55 PM (dOV9E)
*rubs hands*
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2020 09:52 PM (yQpMk)
I was promised Trump camps.
Posted by: flounder
People.
Canals.
Posted by: Miklos for Dignity and Justice at May 20, 2020 09:55 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2020 09:55 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Stacey Abrams at May 20, 2020 09:55 PM (0TqRP)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2020 09:56 PM (yQpMk)
Wait until Trump's second term!
Starts the SOTU with, "If you all had one neck I'd back it through."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2020 09:56 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Splunge at May 20, 2020 09:56 PM (dOV9E)
That's pretty much me. I did lose a little weight, and am hoping to drop some more now. I am working hard on the calm part.
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2020 09:56 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2020 09:56 PM (WyVLE)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2020 09:56 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2020 09:49 PM (yQpMk)
No, he's got a point. How many lives could have been saved if Trump had immediately imprisoned the governors of New York, Michigan, Virginia, Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, Illinois, Oregon, California...
We have to acknowledge Trump's successes, but also his failures. Moving forward, I hope he corrects this grievous oversight and does the right thing.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 20, 2020 09:56 PM (t+qrx)
Canals.
The Great Gulf to Baja Dignity Kanal. Where the living will envy the dead and eat them.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2020 09:56 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 20, 2020 09:57 PM (jnM20)
Posted by: Gropey Joe at May 20, 2020 09:57 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2020 09:57 PM (Qf83p)
It's the Singularity of Obnoxious.
Dear God, I can't look away.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 20, 2020 09:30 PM (IsQS3)
**************
Not only is he obnoxious, he's an idiot voting for Biden.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 20, 2020 09:47 PM (wiXsO)
Back in the election, Cuban and Trump were kinda dancing in the press, and he whatever reason got pissed and turned on Trump. Trump bit back, and that was that.
Both are self-made multi-billionaires, with associated egos.
Cuban holds a grudge like few others.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2020 09:57 PM (sy5kK)
You're delusional. Only someone who is mentally unstable could look at what the Democrat governors have done to kill their citizens in nursing homes and blame that on Trump. Get help .
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 20, 2020 09:58 PM (2DOZq)
I hope that he has resolved not to make the error of mercy that Pinochet did.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2020 09:58 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Stacey-sized spider at May 20, 2020 09:59 PM (0TqRP)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 20, 2020 09:59 PM (2JVJo)
Are you interested in becoming an honorary Virginian?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 20, 2020 09:59 PM (jnM20)
You are now a Horde favorite, with that description.
Can you travel to Texas in October?
And yes, less stress, better health. Ask me how I know.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2020 09:59 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
You are so nice!
I never thought about feeding them.
Posted by: Miklos for XXtra Dignity and Justice at May 20, 2020 09:59 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Splunge at May 20, 2020 09:59 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Tank at May 20, 2020 10:00 PM (aFWbw)
Posted by: Splunge at May 20, 2020 10:00 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Splunge at May 20, 2020 09:55 PM (dOV9E)
That's just cruel. Most people don't know that as a child they tied pork chops around her neck just to get her to play with the dog.
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 20, 2020 10:00 PM (2N7oZ)
Respectful tip of the hat to Commissar Hrothgar.
The real worry among our "elites" is for when we team up again, and go adventuring.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2020 10:00 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 10:01 PM (+b1ew)
Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2020 10:02 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Fritz at May 20, 2020 10:02 PM (95j/9)
We will miss your comments and inherent class.
Have a great night, and dream of svelte starlets that are mute.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2020 10:02 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2020 10:02 PM (Bk2iI)
I only know Jobyna's name from very recently looking her up, I just knew her as the girl I loved in Harold Lloyd movies.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 10:03 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 20, 2020 10:03 PM (jnM20)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2020 10:05 PM (u82oZ)
Splurge, back when I lived in NaCly's neck of the world, 'bout 55 yes ago, me and my friends would hunt wolf spiders.
Not to kill em, just to see em.
Popped one out of her hole and yup, looked like a hundred babies crawling all over her.
Posted by: TeeJ at May 20, 2020 10:06 PM (130AC)
Posted by: filbert at May 20, 2020 10:07 PM (NiXyF)
Honest Elections are a Civil Right. Arguably, the most important.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 20, 2020 10:29 PM (Ndje9)
1. Use a credit card; precise time and place: got to Q2. Have phone in your pocket; maybe be not as precise, but "which line were you in?" Don't remember. Go to Q3. Park a car with navigation in the lot; see above.4. Make a political contribution? Data data everywhere. Go to Q
Solutions; get cash now and use itLeave the phone at home.Invent a shield for the car; everyone buys one, make money, find a place to spend it and be happy
Posted by: SF jeff at May 20, 2020 11:48 PM (kJqpv)
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