Study: 92% of Leftwing Activists Live With Their Parents; One Third Are Unemployed

This is a study of Berlin agitators, but I imagine the American stats would be similar.

The vast majority of left-wing protesters arrested on suspicion of politically-fuelled offences in Berlin are young men who live with their parents, a new report found.

Dave Reaboi asked on Twitter: "It couldn't possibly be as low as 92%, could it?"

Other bits of news:

Apologies if this has been bandied about all day, but in about [five] minutes, Military Time will read 20:20:20 2020.

This will never happen again in history, nor should it.

-Thank You.
Posted by: Slapweasel

Jennifer Rubin, a Towering Conservative Intellect discovered by the super-conservative John Podhoretz and his super-conservative charity venture Commentary, proves again her rock-ribbed conservative instincts, as if they needed further proving. Here she piles praise on the truculent Stacy Abrams ("truculent" means "having the size and shape of a truck").

rubinabrams

Ah, the Washington Post's "conservative" praising the race hustler and Identity Politics fanatic who continues to insist she is the Governor of Georgia, and perhaps the Duke of Savoy as well.

All True Conservatives endorse Identity Politics, you know.

Would Podhoretz or the rest of the rentboys at Commentary like Noah Rothman care to commentate upon whether Commentary emeritus Jen Rubin is/was a conservative? I strongly suspect that she is exactly as right-leaning as any of this Fun Bunch is.

If you missed the DeSantis press statement today -- the statement was "Go Fuck Yourselves" -- watch this.

If you already watched it, watch it again. Plus, there's a fun little meme after it.

In continuing developing news, Lara Logan is a sexy little hellcat who needs a good man to put her on a leash:

The CNN crew are always piously whining that Journalists Are Under Assault when Trump knocks them. But they were all quiet as mice when Biden's spokesman attacked Herridge for reporting unquestionably-true news.

Hero of All People Everywhere Jake Tapper issued a very brief, grudging criticism -- before turning immediately to say But Drumpf Is Worse!

Fredo Cuomo attacked Trump for publicly saying he's taking hydroxychloroquine... omitting to mention that he himself took a less-safe version of hydroxychloroquine, and that his wife bragged about that in her blog.

Morbidly obese propagandist Yamiche Alcindor rushed to defend Chris Cuomo, noting that Chris Cuomo had covid, whereas Trump is taking it as a prophylactic.

But wait: I thought hydroxychloroquine would literally KILL YOU. What does it matter if you ahve covid or are trying to avoid contracting covid? Either way, it's poison.

And Fredo took poison.

Yamiche Alcidor, being morbidly obese, should not take the medication. Bur she shoud not universalize from her own BMI.


Kayleigh also dropped Susan Rice:

Finally, when a Florida Woman joins the Karenwaffe, expect bad things.

Not only was this hideous monster repeatedly calling 911 to make abusive, absurd complaints about people not "social distancing" to her liking, but she kept trying to kiss bar patrons and infect them with whatever she has, and I expect one the things she has rhymes with Burpees.

karenwaffelkommandant.jpg

A Florida woman was busted after repeatedly trying to kiss strangers at a bar and also calling 911 five times to complain patrons were not remaining socially distant inside the establishment, according to a report.

Audra Adams, 32...

Wait, she's 32? Her face has the sort of alabaster sheen I usually associate with the Michellin Pilot Sport range of high-performance tires.

But sometimes people who grow up in harsh climates have bad skin.

So I guess I'll just assume she grew up on... The Sun.

Anyway:

...

At the owner’s request, she reluctantly left the bar, which is serving booze and food under phase one of Florida’s reopening plan. But she refused to leave the parking lot.

"I'll sit in the parking lot all night," Adams allegedly told cops who warned her she was trespassing.

Yeah I don't think sleeping the whole night in a bar's parking lot is a bucket-list check-off for her.

Posted by: Ace at 07:55 PM




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1 Phftt

Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2020 07:54 PM (0C5eS)

2 Covid for a prophylactic.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2020 07:58 PM (0C5eS)

3 Read the content!

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at May 20, 2020 08:00 PM (kp35W)

4 "In continuing developing news, Lara Logan is a sexy little hellcat who needs a good man to put her on a leash:"

Lara Logan is married.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 20, 2020 08:00 PM (iuFgi)

5 Whoo hooo top10

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2020 08:00 PM (ZCEU2)

6 Stacey Abrams IS the legitimate governor of Georgia, without question. A true titan of the righteous Left.

Posted by: No at May 20, 2020 08:00 PM (/ACWN)

7 92% is damn high. That seems... I cannot buy it. Europe, sure, but here I am thinking a lot went to college and are out of their parent's sight.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 08:00 PM (A5zUN)

8 The other two thirds make a mean latte!

Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2020 08:01 PM (Eicbe)

9 And I won't tell my Lara Logan story again.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 20, 2020 08:01 PM (El6T/)

10 What voter suppression? Rubin is stating the voter suppression line without evidence. Not extending polls beyond agreed upon closing time because the precinct did not set it up properly does not equal voter suppression.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 20, 2020 08:01 PM (5iaho)

11 That Florida Karenwaffen is David Hogg's distant cousin: Barbara.

Locals know her as Bar Hogg.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 20, 2020 08:01 PM (QzJWU)

12 That's "Morbidly Obese Stacy Adams".

Posted by: Heracleitus at May 20, 2020 08:01 PM (Tnijr)

13 DeSantis has PDJT's mannerisms down in this video.

I like.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 20, 2020 08:01 PM (iuFgi)

14 At HotAir, there's a headline,

"Stacey Abrams is the Dems' Sarah Palin."

Except that Palin actually got elected to something important and was doing a good job...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2020 08:01 PM (L2ZTs)

15 https://bit.ly/2LHQ5O1
*******
2020-05-19 RHJ CEG Letter to ODNI (Unmaskings Follow up).pdf

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 20, 2020 08:02 PM (ADcYg)

16 "Voter Suppression??" Jen Rubin is about to come out as black, ain't she.

Posted by: runner at May 20, 2020 08:02 PM (zr5Kq)

17 The Left is both pathetic and vicious, like a grumpy passel of attack gerbils.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get the Flu Manchu Blues at the Outrage Outlet! at May 20, 2020 08:02 PM (0QYMt)

18 Jennifer Rubin can kiss my white Irish ass.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 20, 2020 08:02 PM (OzQGF)

19 9 And I won't tell my Lara Logan story again.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 20, 2020 08:01 PM (El6T/)

That was a great story.

Dave Letterman "Brush with Greatness"-esque.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 20, 2020 08:02 PM (iuFgi)

20 "truculent" means "having the size and shape of a truck"

It pays to enrich your word power....

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 20, 2020 08:02 PM (IsQS3)

21 Imaginary "voter suppression" = cleaning up voter rolls

Actual voter suppression = resisting cleaning up voter rolls, actively preventing even the most basic election integrity measures (voter ID), and worse, thus diluting the votes of actual voters

Hope that helps.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 20, 2020 08:03 PM (El6T/)

22 Jennifer Rubin is to conservatism what Pol Pot was to Democracy.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 08:03 PM (WvQcX)

23 Lara Logan makes my pants feel funny.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 20, 2020 08:03 PM (IsQS3)

24 They were good boys.

Posted by: Lefting Activist Moms at May 20, 2020 08:03 PM (EgshT)

25 Palin actually had, I dunno, charisma?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 08:03 PM (A5zUN)

26 I'm the Duke of New York!

Posted by: Stacey Abrams at May 20, 2020 08:03 PM (aKsyK)

27 Accepting the results of elections is a Republican thing. Like good manners, basic hygiene, and not going for fourths at Golden Corral.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get the Flu Manchu Blues at the Outrage Outlet! at May 20, 2020 08:03 PM (0QYMt)

28 What could be more conservative than to blame racist voter suppression for electoral defeats!

Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2020 08:04 PM (Eicbe)

29 So...

It's ok to take the unproven thing if you have an actual case and are a news douchebag, but the President doesn't get to until...ah, I give up. These idiots are as consistent as a cloud of gnats and fifty times as annoying.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2020 08:04 PM (JCrfD)

30 Isn't the "less safe version of HCQ" Cuomo's wife was doing just taking baths with bleach in them or something?

Or was that the other Cuomo?

...why do we need two?

Posted by: hogmartin at May 20, 2020 08:04 PM (t+qrx)

31 and I expect one the things she has rhymes with Burpees.


Slurpees?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 20, 2020 08:05 PM (IsQS3)

32 Next, Jen Rubin starts to trash "Whitey" for keeping her people down.

Posted by: runner at May 20, 2020 08:05 PM (zr5Kq)

33 Wisconsin's lcokdowns have been nuked by their highest court. MisHum should be glad to hear that...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2020 08:05 PM (L2ZTs)

34 Why is it whenever I suggest to leftists that we make vote fraud a capital crime that get mad and call me rayciss? If it never happens then who cares what the punishment is right?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2020 08:05 PM (WdocV)

35 How to miss the mark, completely.


By
Jennifer Rubin, Conservative

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 08:05 PM (WvQcX)

36 Stacey Abrams is a big, fat, greasy assed mama jama.

And those are her good points.

Is she still in debt or has she swindled enough money from the stupid Georgia democrats to fill her drawers with cash?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 20, 2020 08:05 PM (Z+IKu)

37
I'd put a writ of mandamus on Lara Logan, too.

And Kayleigh. I can't find any rear views of Kayleigh. I'm imagining that is one tight little spinner butt. I want to see it. Mandamus, dammit.

Posted by: Judge Publius, 69th Circuit of the Ficus at May 20, 2020 08:05 PM (rCwaK)

38 Isn't the "less safe version of HCQ" Cuomo's wife was doing just taking baths with bleach in them or something?


***

Pretty sure that's not good for one's dangly bits...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2020 08:05 PM (WdocV)

39 Russian collusion was a morbidly obese lie.

Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2020 08:05 PM (Eicbe)

40 The Sun is a harsh mistress.

Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2020 08:06 PM (Qf83p)

41 Accepting the results of elections is a Republican thing. Like good manners, basic hygiene, and not going for fourths at Golden Corral.

Ah, Golden Corral memories. Last I heard the chocolate fountain will be replaced by a hand sanitizer fountain... :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2020 08:06 PM (L2ZTs)

42 Sarah Hoyt (sidebar link) seems to be getting a tad upset now.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at May 20, 2020 08:06 PM (kp35W)

43
Who did Jen Rubin sleep with to get her gig?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2020 08:06 PM (mht8P)

44 If a bear ate a bag of deer dicks and shat it out it still wouldnt look as ugly as Rubin.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 at May 20, 2020 08:06 PM (+dsLj)

45 Didn't the AA guy (Gillum) who was in a drug induced stupor after a gay orgy complain about voter suppression in his race against De Santis too?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2020 08:06 PM (+eVzC)

46 Speaking of leftist snowflake Karens....

We are an essential business so we've been working this entire time of shut down. But as a company we offered people to work from home especially if there were underlying health issues.

Most of the Millennials and other younger employees jumped at the chance and worked from home. The contingent of "old dogs" came to the office very day and have been widely successful. We also are not wearing masks but adhering to social distancing for the most part.

Monday everybody was asked to come back to work and it's a free for all of Karens and now we can't even walk to the bathroom without a mask on or someone will complain to HR.

We were much better off having the "A" team here moving and shaking and now we are having to adhere to the "B" and "C" teams wishes regarding this "oh my God I'm going to die if you aren't wearing a mask" bullshit.

Sorry for the rant but I'm pissed

Posted by: DitkaCA at May 20, 2020 08:06 PM (kVjCi)

47 "Stacey Abrams is the Dems' Sarah Palin."

Shoot, it would take at least 5 Sara Palins to make 1 Stacy Abrams.

Posted by: Heracleitus at May 20, 2020 08:06 PM (Tnijr)

48 Next, Jen Rubin starts to trash "Whitey" for keeping her people down.
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2020 08:05 PM (zr5Kq)
---
And in the time-honored conservative tradition, quote Zinn.

Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2020 08:07 PM (Eicbe)

49
and not going for fourths at Golden Corral.

Steady on there.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2020 08:07 PM (mht8P)

50 Mom! Tell the pigs I'm my own sovereign country and they have no power over meeee!

Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 20, 2020 08:07 PM (HmZuC)

51 "("truculent" means "having the size and shape of a truck")"

I never understood why they call him that before now.

Posted by: Mack at May 20, 2020 08:07 PM (DMUuz)

52 the smirk in that last photo is very smackable
see, this is why I avoid people

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 20, 2020 08:08 PM (iTXRQ)

53 Darrel you're mean - but fair.

It's a true story but requires so much [redacted] - tragically, for my anonymity, not family viewing purposes - that it ends of skeletal.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 20, 2020 08:08 PM (El6T/)

54 31 and I expect one the things she has rhymes with Burpees.


Slurpees?
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 20, 2020 08:05 PM (IsQS3)


Dammit, deplorable. How are we ever supposed to rank higher on the conservative site commenters contest if you don't use your thinking thingy.

It's chirpy!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 08:08 PM (WvQcX)

55 I, as a conservative, have a lot to be against Tank. First and foremost is the simple fact that she is a dem, second is that she refuses to acknowledge that she lost, third is she support stink finger Joe instead of real women.

Fourthly she's a vapid fvcking cvnt. I damned near died at the Stay Puft Marshmallow Tank down thread.

Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at May 20, 2020 08:08 PM (VcFUs)

56 I love the chocolate fountain.

Posted by: Tank at May 20, 2020 08:08 PM (EgshT)

57 43
Who did Jen Rubin sleep with to get her gig?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2020 08:06 PM (mht8P)

I dunno but I bet he's Canadian.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 08:09 PM (WvQcX)

58 I would crawl through raw sewage just for a chance to fap on Kayleigh's shadow

Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2020 08:09 PM (qAR6u)

59 Jennifer Rubin is a tranny. At this point, you have to assume ugly women are trannies.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade a fucking ray of sunshine at May 20, 2020 08:09 PM (bML9A)

60 Stacy Abrams is kinda hot in a hippoish way. Soaking wet like with sweat? You know a big fat person sweats a lot. Keeps the skin soft so they don't have to put the lotion on their skin.

Posted by: Eromero at May 20, 2020 08:09 PM (XhWtx)

61 Out of control Karens burn church that refused to close in Mississippi: https://tinyurl.com/ybzfkh2d

What is left out of the story is what the grafiti in the parking lot said: "Bet you stay home now you hypokrits".

Posted by: Bert G at May 20, 2020 08:09 PM (OMsf+)

62 orry for the rant but I'm pissed
Posted
by: DitkaCA at May 20, 2020 08:06 PM (kVjCi)

Don't be sorry for the rant; It sounds like a miserable situation.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2020 08:10 PM (+eVzC)

63 Laura Logan is an Afrikaner? Did not know that.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 20, 2020 08:10 PM (hMwTK)

64


Advocates For Justice And Science poll:

Wisconsin
Biden: 58
Trump: 38
Undecided: 4


Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 20, 2020 08:10 PM (1B9sG)

65 Apologies if this has been bandied about all day, but in about ten minutes, Military Time will read 20:20:20 2020.

This will never happen again in history, nor should it.

-Thank You.

Posted by: Slapweasel at May 20, 2020 08:10 PM (Ckg4U)

66


I was chatting with a friend once about his German relatives.

He called them all eurotrash that do absolutely fuck all with their lives.

Is it any wonder they were (are) importing men?

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at May 20, 2020 08:10 PM (lg/F7)

67 "ends UP skeletal"

Posted by: rhomboid at May 20, 2020 08:10 PM (El6T/)

68 leftwing activists...

*******

You know what else is active?


Yeast!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2020 08:11 PM (Fc5rx)

69 Here is my thought: Are they pushing Abrams because they think we are... afraid of her?

Also, Jen Rubin. Wow. What a daft trout.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 08:11 PM (A5zUN)

70 Joe pick me and we'll smash Trump like I just smashed through your wall.


OH YEAH!

Posted by: The Koolaide VP at May 20, 2020 08:11 PM (WdocV)

71 When will these hacks stop drinking the Kool-Aid and guzzle the Guyana Grape Flavo-Aid?

Because I want to be there to witness it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2020 08:11 PM (WL8FS)

72 Hell if a bear ate Stacy Abrams and shat her out it still wouldnt look as ugly as Rubin.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 at May 20, 2020 08:11 PM (+dsLj)

73 what are Jen Rubin's conservative bona fides

or is she running a con on her employer

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 20, 2020 08:11 PM (iTXRQ)

74 Fat, mean and stupid is not way to go through life.

Those two bitches are perfect for each other.

Posted by: Czech Chick at May 20, 2020 08:11 PM (haWye)

75 But unlike the left, yeast has culture!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2020 08:11 PM (Fc5rx)

76 The thing about the Florida woman kissing strangers in the bar...it was on Fox news and the headline photo made you click the link only to find out the "kisser" was a 4 instead of the 9 the headline photo showed. Talk about false advertising.

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at May 20, 2020 08:11 PM (2qkrD)

77 58 I would crawl through raw sewage just for a chance to fap on Kayleigh's shadow
Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2020 08:09 PM (qAR6u


*eyebrow raise*

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 08:11 PM (WvQcX)

78 58 I would crawl through raw sewage just for a chance to fap on Kayleigh's shadow
Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2020 08:09 PM (qAR6u)

Damn, that's pretty strong.

Have to get the chart out to see which level of hotness that is...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 08:11 PM (A5zUN)

79 "I'll sit in the parking lot all night," Adams allegedly told cops
-------

But enough about her courting rituals.

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2020 08:11 PM (uEbPt)

80 Stacey Abrams . . The Humungus! The Warrior of the Wasteland! The Ayatollah of Rock and Roll-a!

That sounds like a more appropriate title for that delusional twit.

Posted by: 2009Refugee - Thought Indifferent at May 20, 2020 08:12 PM (8AONa)

81 Stacy Abrams is kinda hot in a hippoish way. Soaking wet like with sweat? You know a big fat person sweats a lot. Keeps the skin soft so they don't have to put the lotion on their skin.
Posted by: Eromero at May 20, 2020 08:09 PM (XhWtx)

Aw, shoot. There goes dinner.

Bastage.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Taking the Afternoon Off at May 20, 2020 08:12 PM (x8Wzq)

82 11 That Florida Karenwaffen is David Hogg's distant cousin: Barbara.

Locals know her as Bar Hogg.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 20, 2020 08:01 PM (QzJWU)



Americans hello! Just to be clear, we are NOT related!

Posted by: Sir Dennis Eton-Hogg at May 20, 2020 08:12 PM (PiwSw)

83 How many Kemp votes are still sitting in the trunk of some Atlanta Dem hack's trunk, Jen?

Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2020 08:12 PM (qAR6u)

84 Out of control Karens burn church that refused to close in Mississippi:


Hope it ain't a Black Church, because that would be news.

Posted by: fully complaint media hack at May 20, 2020 08:12 PM (QzkSJ)

85 Florida Woman is about 5 months removed from her Karen haircut. There's gotta be a Jimmy Buffett song in there somewhere.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 20, 2020 08:12 PM (DY3v8)

86 I would crawl through raw sewage just for a chance to fap on Kayleigh's shadow
Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2020 08:09 PM

That's a little weird. Raw sewage?

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2020 08:12 PM (uEbPt)

87 Posted by: Bert G at May 20, 2020 08:09 PM (OMsf+)

If it was indeed arson that's sick and evil, and I guess they people who were the arsonists and graffitiists weren't staying home.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2020 08:12 PM (+eVzC)

88 Who did Jen Rubin sleep with to get her gig?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2020 08:06 PM (mht8P)
---
It's not who she slept with, it's who she promised not to name from the morning after.

Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2020 08:13 PM (Eicbe)

89 Study: 92% of Leftwing Activists Live With Their Parents;

The other 8% are real losers.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2020 08:13 PM (+nW6n)

90 In continuing developing news, Lara Logan is a sexy little hellcat who needs a good man to put her on a leash

While I get that this is meant to be a compliment, and surely Lara Logan continues to rise in my esteem... after her attack in Egypt maybe not the best phrasing?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 08:13 PM (KZzsI)

91 Pug!

Thought you were a veteran? We can eat damned near anything anywhere.

You weren't a puddle policeman, were you?

Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at May 20, 2020 08:13 PM (VcFUs)

92 Americans hello! Just to be clear, we are NOT related!
Posted by: Sir Dennis Eton-Hogg


Writing Jim out of my will RIGHT NOW

Posted by: Ima Hogg at May 20, 2020 08:13 PM (QzkSJ)

93 I disagree, Ace. I'm sure it was on her bucket list to sleep in that bar's parking lot. I'm sure she has a few parking lots on her list. After getting it quick and dirty from the guy who just got off his shift.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 20, 2020 08:13 PM (jUVms)

94 When's the last time J Rubin said something sane-ish?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 20, 2020 08:14 PM (Uu+Jp)

95


Isn't Alabaster Sheen married to Charlie?

Winning.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2020 08:14 PM (s2VJv)

96 >>> 61 Out of control Karens burn church that refused to close in Mississippi: https://tinyurl.com/ybzfkh2d

What is left out of the story is what the grafiti in the parking lot said: "Bet you stay home now you hypokrits".
Posted by: Bert G at May 20, 2020 08:09 PM (OMsf+)

Literally, actually, playing with fire.

They haven't thought this through, have they?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 20, 2020 08:14 PM (0ReGO)

97 61 Out of control Karens burn church that refused to close in Mississippi: https://tinyurl.com/ybzfkh2d

What is left out of the story is what the grafiti in the parking lot said: "Bet you stay home now you hypokrits".
Posted by: Bert G at May 20, 2020 08:09 PM (OMsf+)

What the actual fuck?

We need to be issuing 1911s in the mail.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 08:14 PM (A5zUN)

98 In my mind, Kayleigh has on stockings, a leather something something and a riding crop.

And she's very bossy.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 08:14 PM (WvQcX)

99 "@PressSec calls out Susan Rice for her lies surrounding the Flynn Unmasking and for Emailing herself on Inauguration day emphasizing that they did things "By the Book""

For the next month or so, I'd like to see Trump tweet out at the end of every day that he reviewed his and his staff's work, and wants to note for the record that everything was done "by the book". Every press conference should end with carthago delenda est "I'm happy to report, after a thorough review with all departments, that all government work was done by the book today".

Posted by: Grimaldi at May 20, 2020 08:14 PM (6K3U5)

100 Stacy Abrams is kinda hot in a hippoish way. Soaking wet like with sweat? You know a big fat person sweats a lot. Keeps the skin soft so they don't have to put the lotion on their skin.
Posted by: Eromero at May 20, 2020 08:09 PM (XhWtx)

On one of those prison shows a few years back, a big fat ass broad was going to visit her mans in the joint for a "conjugal" visit. At the check in, the guards made her dump out about 10 bottles of body lotion her fat ass needed to get it on. She then started to cry.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 20, 2020 08:14 PM (Z+IKu)

101
What's worse?

Stashy Abrams' shameless self-promotion, or Leftist-propagadists such as hack jennifer rubin using the fat black woman "person of color" like she's not even a human being but just a political prop?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 20, 2020 08:14 PM (1B9sG)

102 >81 Stacy Abrams is kinda hot in a hippoish way. Soaking wet like with sweat? You know a big fat person sweats a lot. Keeps the skin soft so they don't have to put the lotion on their skin.
Posted by: Eromero at May 20, 2020 08:09 PM (XhWtx)

Aw, shoot. There goes dinner.

Bastage.
Posted by: Pug Mahon,




my dick just fell off. Thanks.

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 20, 2020 08:14 PM (iTXRQ)

103 61 Out of control Karens burn church that refused to close in Mississippi: https://tinyurl.com/ybzfkh2d

Posted by: Bert G at May 20, 2020 08:09 PM (OMsf+)

WTF?!

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 20, 2020 08:15 PM (OzQGF)

104 Isn't the "less safe version of HCQ" Cuomo's wife was doing just taking baths with bleach in them or something?

Fredo's wife is a damn loon.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2020 08:15 PM (JCrfD)

105 Alcindor needs to bulk up if she's gonna post up on Walton and Lanier for 48 minutes.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 20, 2020 08:15 PM (DY3v8)

106 I should get a job as a noted progressive writer, then write columns praising trump.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 20, 2020 08:15 PM (5iaho)

107 That's a little weird. Raw sewage?

I prefer mine braised and then slow cooked over flames.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 08:15 PM (KZzsI)

108 Pug!

Thought you were a veteran? We can eat damned near anything anywhere.

You weren't a puddle policeman, were you?
Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at May 20, 2020 08:13 PM (VcFUs)

Yeah. But, damn, every man has his limits.

The upside is I get to have a second dinner.

Off to the Kitchen!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Taking the Afternoon Off at May 20, 2020 08:15 PM (x8Wzq)

109 73 what are Jen Rubin's conservative bona fides

or is she running a con on her employer

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 20, 2020 08:11 PM (iTXRQ)

They're both running the con job. WaPo's editors know that Rubin's articles will be posted on lefty Farcebook and Twatter pages as "Even a REPUBLICAN says...."

Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2020 08:15 PM (qAR6u)

110 Haven't heard her lately, back then she had a slight South African accent that only added to her stunning hotness.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 20, 2020 08:15 PM (El6T/)

111 That's a little weird. Raw sewage?
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2020 08:12 PM (uEbPt)


Cooked sewage doesn't have get great ratings either!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 20, 2020 08:15 PM (jnM20)

112 81 Stacy Abrams is kinda hot in a hippoish way. Soaking wet like with sweat? You know a big fat person sweats a lot. Keeps the skin soft so they don't have to put the lotion on their skin.
Posted by: Eromero at May 20, 2020 08:09 PM (XhWtx)


Poor man's April Ryan, eh?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2020 08:15 PM (s2VJv)

113 90 In continuing developing news, Lara Logan is a sexy little hellcat who needs a good man to put her on a leash

While I get that this is meant to be a compliment, and surely Lara Logan continues to rise in my esteem... after her attack in Egypt maybe not the best phrasing?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 08:13 PM (KZzsI)

I got the same general feeling in the gut. I am wondering if ace meant it as a reverse on what the left thinks about Ms Logan- because they are evil even though they know her history.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 08:16 PM (A5zUN)

114 Study: 92% of Leftwing Activists Live With Their Parents;

The other 8% are real losers.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


We know who they are.

Posted by: the Sony Playstation online account hackers at May 20, 2020 08:16 PM (QzkSJ)

115 The Cuomos can take hydroxychloroquine.

You can't.

The Cuomos' mother has to be protected from coronavirus.

The Cuomos can walk around and spread coronavirus while infected.

You are quarantined and locked down.

Sensing a pattern?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 20, 2020 08:16 PM (puu6v)

116 Sous vide sewage is best sewage.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Taking the Afternoon Off at May 20, 2020 08:16 PM (x8Wzq)

117
"I, as a conservative, have a lot to be against Tank. First and foremost
is the simple fact that she is a dem, second is that she refuses to
acknowledge that she lost, third is she support stink finger Joe instead
of real women.



Fourthly she's a vapid fvcking cvnt.

Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus"


All true but the gap-tooth Madonna smile is the deal breaker for me.

Posted by: Ripley at May 20, 2020 08:16 PM (sGobE)

118 107 That's a little weird. Raw sewage?

I prefer mine braised and then slow cooked over flames.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 08:15 PM (KZzsI)

You lose the vitamins that way.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 08:16 PM (A5zUN)

119 The lotion is racist.

Posted by: Jen Rubin at May 20, 2020 08:16 PM (EgshT)

120 Out of control Karens burn church that refused to close in Mississippi

Looks like maybe? They're investigating arson at least.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 08:17 PM (KZzsI)

121 It tells you something about the state of masculinity today when its women like Lara Logan who have the biggest clanging balls of titanium

Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 at May 20, 2020 08:17 PM (+dsLj)

122 Dems all sell their stock before the market crash.

Dems all save their mothers before the nursing home crash.

I sense a pattern.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 08:17 PM (WvQcX)

123 Poor man's April Ryan, eh?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton


For this, you should self-ban from the Food Thread.

Posted by: Miklos, Appetite Lost at May 20, 2020 08:17 PM (QzkSJ)

124 my dick just fell off. Thanks.
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 20, 2020 08:14 PM (iTXRQ)
---
What did we warn you?

Posted by: DB's Parents at May 20, 2020 08:17 PM (Eicbe)

125 I expect one the things she has rhymes with Burpees.

*********

She looks like she's had a few Slurpees!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2020 08:17 PM (Fc5rx)

126 Jen Rubin is to conservatism what George Soros was to The Holocaust

Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2020 08:18 PM (qAR6u)

127 116 Sous vide sewage is best sewage.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Taking the Afternoon Off at May 20, 2020 08:16 PM (x8Wzq)

Take the 'Shit in a bag' Youtube Challenge!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 08:18 PM (A5zUN)

128 65 Apologies if this has been bandied about all day, but in about ten minutes, Military Time will read 20:20:20 2020.

This will never happen again in history, nor should it.

-Thank You.
Posted by: Slapweasel at May 20, 2020 08:10 PM (Ckg4U)

Slap, I think that happens every day this year.

Posted by: browndog at May 20, 2020 08:18 PM (gD6Ka)

129 Go Wicker Man on the arsonists.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2020 08:18 PM (WL8FS)

130
Strange how there's a new, fresh push to ban the president from Twitter, eh??

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 20, 2020 08:18 PM (1B9sG)

131 112:

"Poor man's April Ryan, eh?"

We were so poor...

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 20, 2020 08:18 PM (puu6v)

132 Old Jen Rubin: "Trump will refuse to accept the election results and only an anti-democratic Monster would do so!!!"

New Jen Rubin: "Isn't Stacey Abrams heroic for refusing to accept the election results? Only a monster and racist would do so!!!!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 08:18 PM (KZzsI)

133 it's who she promised not to name from the morning after.
Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2020 08:13 PM


It wasn't me, I promise.

Posted by: Maureen McGovern at May 20, 2020 08:18 PM (DMUuz)

134 That's how she spreads the burpees

Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at May 20, 2020 08:18 PM (VcFUs)

135
The reason I knew my mother suffered from depression and not dementia was that she knew and was heartsick about what happened to Lara Logan in Tahriri Square.

She passed away about a month after that. Despite her mental state and depression she still watched the news every day and new how fucked the country was.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2020 08:18 PM (s2VJv)

136 I think they're on to us, Tessio.

Posted by: Fredo at May 20, 2020 08:18 PM (EgshT)

137 "Study: 92% of Leftwing Activists Live With Their Parents;



The other 8% are real losers.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara "


No, the 8% are in the upper echelons of Facebook, Goolag, Twatter and NGO's

Posted by: Ripley at May 20, 2020 08:18 PM (sGobE)

138 Wow, an actual church burning, in Mississippi.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 20, 2020 08:18 PM (El6T/)

139 121 It tells you something about the state of masculinity today when its women like Lara Logan who have the biggest clanging balls of titanium
Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 at May 20, 2020 08:17 PM (+dsLj)

This. Actual fucking courage and gumption.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 08:19 PM (A5zUN)

140
128 65 Apologies if this has been bandied about all day, but in about ten minutes, Military Time will read 20:20:20 2020.

This will never happen again in history, nor should it.

-Thank You.
Posted by: Slapweasel at May 20, 2020 08:10 PM (Ckg4U)

Slap, I think that happens every day this year.

Posted by: browndog




lulz


This place.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 20, 2020 08:19 PM (1B9sG)

141 On one of those prison shows a few years back, a big fat ass broad was going to visit her mans in the joint for a "conjugal" visit. At the check in, the guards made her dump out about 10 bottles of body lotion her fat ass needed to get it on. She then started to cry.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 20, 2020 08:14 PM (Z+IKu)


That's nauseating and sad at the same time. It's like disgust and pity and fremdschämen and revulsion all got shithoused and had an awkward shameful orgy in my head.

I don't like this feeling.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 20, 2020 08:19 PM (t+qrx)

142
Slap, I think that happens every day this year.

Posted by: browndog at May 20, 2020 08:18 PM (gD6Ka

Uh. No.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 08:19 PM (WvQcX)

143 When will these hacks stop drinking the Kool-Aid and guzzle the Guyana Grape Flavo-Aid?

Because I want to be there to witness it.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2020 08:11 PM (WL8FS)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XqlQWaqFKY

A little mood music

Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2020 08:19 PM (BAsqb)

144 Past bed time, if your up at 4am log in.
Good night horde

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2020 08:19 PM (ZCEU2)

145 The Stacy "gee, we wonder what the right doesn't like about her" Abrams played out playbook is how you can bet every last red cent you have as well as your parents' house on Biden's VP pick being a woman "of color".

You don't think they're gonna sick someone on Trump and his supporters with an acid tongue (slay!) and give the right a legitimate chance to respond and defend themselves, do you?

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2020 08:19 PM (li+1I)

146 10 What voter suppression? Rubin is stating the voter suppression line without evidence. Not extending polls beyond agreed upon closing time because the precinct did not set it up properly does not equal voter suppression.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 20, 2020 08:01 PM (5iaho)


Evidence?

When has anyone working for Progda bothered with evidence?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2020 08:19 PM (sy5kK)

147 130
Strange how there's a new, fresh push to ban the president from Twitter, eh??

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 20, 2020 08:18 PM (1B9sG)


Twitter would lose a shit ton of revenue. Why do you think the news media covers him? To censor him would wreck their bottom lines.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2020 08:19 PM (s2VJv)

148 Can someone explain to me and Stacey Abrams how 2.5M votes for GA Gov in 2014 increasing to 3.9M votes for GA Gov in 2018 is indicative of voter suppression?

Is this like the government spending more, but not as much more as Pelosi wants, is somehow a budget cut? Is it like that?

Posted by: motionview at May 20, 2020 08:19 PM (pYQR/)

149 If it's a Pentecostal Church in MS, my guess is there's a high likelihood of it being an AA church.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2020 08:20 PM (+eVzC)

150 Sous vide sewage


*******

Poo vide

Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2020 08:20 PM (Fc5rx)

151 Governator DeSantis kicking ass and taking names. Gotta love it.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 20, 2020 08:20 PM (NWiLs)

152 " Her face has the sort of alabaster sheen I usually associate with the Michellin Pilot Sport range of high-performance tires."



Dear Lord, I love this place.

Posted by: clutch cargo at May 20, 2020 08:20 PM (8B6Ng)

153
August 8th and August 20th might be odd, eh?

08-08-20 08:20, etc...

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 20, 2020 08:20 PM (1B9sG)

154 Better link on the burned church with photos of the parking lot graffiti.
https://tinyurl.com/y8jp3c4p

Posted by: Bert G at May 20, 2020 08:20 PM (OMsf+)

155 Sorry for the rant but I'm pissed
Posted by: DitkaCA at May 20, 2020 08:06 PM (kVjCi)

My work situation during the lockdown was pretty much exactly the same as yours. We have a big meeting with the CEO tomorrow morning and I have a bad, bad feeling we are going to be required to be masked up. Which is stupid as f*ck, my desk is at least 20 feet away from my nearest coworker and I don't interact with the public at all.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 20, 2020 08:20 PM (OzQGF)

156


Good thing we have true true conservatives like Rubin and the rest of the Quislings to show us the light about what true true conservatism is all about

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2020 08:20 PM (rBojk)

157 140
128 65 Apologies if this has been bandied about all day, but in about ten minutes, Military Time will read 20:20:20 2020.

This will never happen again in history, nor should it.

-Thank You.
Posted by: Slapweasel at May 20, 2020 08:10 PM (Ckg4U)

Slap, I think that happens every day this year.

Posted by: browndog



lulz


This place.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 20, 2020 08:19 PM (1B9sG)



See my link from this morning about the parallel universe where time goes backwards.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2020 08:20 PM (s2VJv)

158 Uh. No.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 08:19 PM (WvQcX)

Read what slap wrote. Then check for a similar meme online.

I think ace mentioned it a couple weeks ago.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 08:20 PM (A5zUN)

159 Excellent Ace. You describe that in a manner resembling a high school student giving a lesson in squirrel forensics to sixth graders for the first time.

Sometimes you use a blade...sometimes yu use a stick. Like a pro...knows when to slice or poke.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 20, 2020 08:21 PM (9PtLS)

160 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 08:18 PM (KZzsI)

And it's not hypocrisy. They just lie every day.

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2020 08:21 PM (li+1I)

161 She is no Duke of Earl.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 20, 2020 08:22 PM (PUmDY)

162 When has anyone working for Progda bothered with evidence?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2020 08:19 PM (sy5kK)

Or facts!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 20, 2020 08:22 PM (jnM20)

163

Hatred of Tank Abrams? Not even close to hate. She's a sad, pathetic loser. Not worth anything more than mockery

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2020 08:22 PM (rBojk)

164 What voter suppression? Rubin is stating the voter suppression line without evidence.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 20, 2020 08:01 PM (5iaho)
---
Remember when Trump destabilized America's faith in our election system when suggested--without proof--that an election could be stolen?

Posted by: DB's Parents at May 20, 2020 08:23 PM (Eicbe)

165 Poo vide
Posted by: Muldoon


I AM TRYING TO EAT

Posted by: Miklos, with locally sourced pizza at May 20, 2020 08:23 PM (QzkSJ)

166 Hatred of Tank Abrams? Not even close to hate. She's a sad, pathetic loser. Not worth anything more than mockery
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2020 08:22 PM (rBojk)

This.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 08:23 PM (A5zUN)

167 You know, Steve, Abrams spelled backwards is Smarba.

Larry Bowa up with his shitty left-handed wiffle ball swing....

Posted by: Harry Caray at May 20, 2020 08:23 PM (DY3v8)

168 She sure ain't wearing daisy dukes either.


I think I threw up a little in my mouth

Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at May 20, 2020 08:23 PM (VcFUs)

169 Adam Schiff
@RepAdamSchiff
Trump tried to coerce Ukraine into smearing Joe Biden to help his reelection. His scheme failed and he was impeached.
Now Russian-linked figures in Ukraine are leaking edited recordings which show nothing new, but have the same purpose:
Advancing Trump's corrupt scheme.
------------

Say this for Adam Schiff: he's no quitter!

Posted by: IrishEi at May 20, 2020 08:23 PM (sGotD)

170 And Kayleigh. I can't find any rear views of Kayleigh. I'm imagining that is one tight little spinner butt. I want to see it. Mandamus, dammit.

Posted by: Judge Publius, 69th Circuit of the Ficus at May 20, 2020 08:05 PM (rCwaK)

Here's a pic of her and her husband for analysis

https://tinyurl.com/y8la5dep

Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2020 08:24 PM (qAR6u)

171 Hatred of Tank Abrams? Not even close to hate. She's a sad, pathetic loser. Not worth anything more than mockery
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2020 08:22 PM (rBojk)

I agree. Not worthy. Not even worthy of a 8th round draft pick in the nfl

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2020 08:24 PM (85Gof)

172 She is no Duke of Earl.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie


Nor Daisy Duke.

Posted by: Miklos, thinking general Lee is a fine name for a car, or General at May 20, 2020 08:24 PM (QzkSJ)

173 I know this thread is about Lara Logan but let me say Lara Trump is... special. I think she's a hidden star. I don't know how she is in a pressure interview situation but she makes a good speech and particularly, says things 99.9% of our R's are too afraid to say. Low bar, I know.

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2020 08:24 PM (li+1I)

174 That perfessor that Tucker had on - he may have sounded like a loon, but he expressed exactly how all the Top line Dems think, and he gave the reasons that Stacy Abrams is a nearly irresistible candidate for them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2020 08:24 PM (V2Yro)

175 148 Can someone explain to me and Stacey Abrams how 2.5M votes for GA Gov in 2014 increasing to 3.9M votes for GA Gov in 2018 is indicative of voter suppression?

Is this like the government spending more, but not as much more as Pelosi wants, is somehow a budget cut? Is it like that?
Posted by: motionview at May 20, 2020 08:19 PM

Oh, this is easy. She's a black democrat and lost to a white Republican. It's obviously racism and voter suppression. What else could it be? Any other questions? Yes, yes...Hillary lost because of sexism, voter suppression and Russian meddling. Next question...

Posted by: Dem Retard Apologist at May 20, 2020 08:24 PM (6K3U5)

176 That's nauseating and sad at the same time. It's like disgust and pity and fremdschämen and revulsion all got shithoused and had an awkward shameful orgy in my head.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 20, 2020 08:19 PM

What are we, chopped liver?

Posted by: distaste, loathing, repugnance, detestation, & abhorrence at May 20, 2020 08:24 PM (DMUuz)

177 8th round pick for the Browns.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2020 08:25 PM (WL8FS)

178 Stacy Abrams. Aren't the Atlanta Falcons always looking for a decent Linebacker?

Posted by: JAS at May 20, 2020 08:25 PM (2BZBZ)

179 Hatred of Tank Abrams? Not even close to hate. She's a sad, pathetic loser. Not worth anything more than mockery
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2020 08:22 PM (rBojk)

Concur.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 20, 2020 08:25 PM (Z+IKu)

180 Here is my thought: Are they pushing Abrams because they think we are... afraid of her?
------------------------

No. She's a fat black Greta Thurnberg. Just something to hide behind.

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2020 08:25 PM (li+1I)

181 @168...hah, I read that as David dukes.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 20, 2020 08:25 PM (DY3v8)

182
See my link from this morning about the parallel universe where time goes backwards.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton



Story sounds like when Star Wars uses "anti-matter" and "matter" to power their Warp Drives...

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 20, 2020 08:25 PM (1B9sG)

183
158 Uh. No.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 08:19 PM (WvQcX)

Read what slap wrote. Then check for a similar meme online.

I think ace mentioned it a couple weeks ago.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 08:20 PM (A5zUN)


Shit. I thought he had the day in there. May 20 2020 wouldn't happen again. But yes. I stand corrected.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 08:25 PM (WvQcX)

184

Take Stacey Abrams, lose 200 pounds, eliminate the melanin, bleach the hair, ungap the front tooth, and there you have it: Patty Murray!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2020 08:25 PM (sy5kK)

185 Just so it's said, the "minority voter suppression" the Rubin and Abrams are whining about are when Kemp, as Secretary of State, took the names of the dead off of the voter rolls.

Clearly that was a heretical act to any card carrying Democrat.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2020 08:26 PM (V2Yro)

186 172 She is no Duke of Earl.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie

Nor Daisy Duke.
Posted by: Miklos, thinking general Lee is a fine name for a car, or General at May 20, 2020 08:24 PM (QzkSJ)

If she tries to bend over while wearing us, though, we do rip apart kinda like cutoffs. Only along the ass seam, though. You're welcome!

Posted by: Stacey Abram's Pants at May 20, 2020 08:26 PM (6K3U5)

187 Sous vide sewage


*******

Poo vide
Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2020 08:20 PM (Fc5rx)


Shit tartare.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2020 08:26 PM (+nW6n)

188 No. She's a fat black Greta Thurnberg. Just something to hide behind.
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2020 08:25 PM (li+1I)

Actually, she is quite a bit better for that than Greta Thyroid condition.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 08:26 PM (A5zUN)

189 . Not worth anything more than mockery
Posted by: TheQuietMan


They (donks) are all vicious traitors out to force me, and mine, to submit and bend the knee.


I hate them with the passion of a million suns, all going nova at the same time, with the energy focused through the anus of a black hole with a diameter of 0.000000001 microns.

They can all fvck right off.

Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at May 20, 2020 08:26 PM (VcFUs)

190 >>> 128 65 Apologies if this has been bandied about all day, but in about ten minutes, Military Time will read 20:20:20 2020.
This will never happen again in history, nor should it.
-Thank You.
Posted by: Slapweasel at May 20, 2020 08:10 PM

Meh ... I'll wait for 20:20:20 202020

Posted by: banana Dream at May 20, 2020 08:26 PM (l6b3d)

191 Well to be honest I am afraid of tank abrams , afraid she might eat me if I got too close

Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 at May 20, 2020 08:27 PM (+dsLj)

192 fremdschämen



I feel bad that a lot of people don't know this word.

Posted by: Miklos von und zu Miklostein at May 20, 2020 08:27 PM (QzkSJ)

193 Well Georgia lost their idiot Cynthia McKinney, Stacey is the replacement.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2020 08:27 PM (WL8FS)

194 We haven't had a VP with the physique of Charles Barkley since Alban Barkley.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 20, 2020 08:27 PM (DY3v8)

195 184 Take Stacey Abrams, lose 200 pounds, eliminate the melanin, bleach the hair, ungap the front tooth, and there you have it: Patty Murray!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2020 08:25 PM (sy5kK)


Put her in a dehydrator and you get Helen Thomas.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2020 08:27 PM (s2VJv)

196 Hey Stacy, wanna lose 40 pounds of Ugly Fat quick?

CUT OFF YOUR HEAD!!!!

Posted by: Zombie Sam Kinison at May 20, 2020 08:27 PM (V2Yro)

197 Hatred of Tank Abrams? Not even close to hate. She's a sad, pathetic loser. Not worth anything more than mockery

Wapo had to delay the article with their photo of Stacy.


Took 18 hours to upload it.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 20, 2020 08:27 PM (IsQS3)

198 178 Stacy Abrams. Aren't the Atlanta Falcons always looking for a decent Linebacker?

Posted by: JAS at May 20, 2020 08:25 PM (2BZBZ)


Abrams and Mooch would be a mean pair of outside linebackers.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2020 08:28 PM (+nW6n)

199
Audra is Scott Israel's main squeeze ... or the head of that all-wahmen's design team that built the pancake bridge.

Oh, wait, it Brevard County, not Broward County.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2020 08:28 PM (pNxlR)

200 I'm guessing Audra has a Big Valley

Posted by: REDACTED at May 20, 2020 08:28 PM (UUUON)

201 Meh ... I'll wait for 20:20:20 202020

Posted by: banana Dream at May 20, 2020 08:26 PM (l6b3d)


Perfect!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 20, 2020 08:28 PM (jnM20)

202 193 Well Georgia lost their idiot Cynthia McKinney, Stacey is the replacement.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2020 08:27 PM (WL8FS)


When do we see some good old Mckinney-style Joo-hate? Until then, she's nothing.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2020 08:28 PM (s2VJv)

203 Meh ... I'll wait for 20:20:20 202020
Posted by: banana Dream at May 20, 2020 08:26 PM (l6b3d)


I'll wait till tomorrow's 20:20:20 military time.

Posted by: runner at May 20, 2020 08:28 PM (zr5Kq)

204 Wapo had to delay the article with their photo of Stacy.

Took 18 hours to upload it.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 20, 2020 08:27 PM (IsQS3)

Memories of dial-up porn. Lol.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 08:29 PM (A5zUN)

205 If you missed the DeSantis press statement today -- the statement was "Go Fuck Yourselves" -- watch this.

After that press dick slappin', few of those in attendance will ever have the ability to reproduce normally.

I'm thinking I oughta open a fertility clinic in Florida.

Now, I'm not quite ready to have his babies yet, not after the Jeb! and Rubio disasters as early warning signs...

but I'm kinda liking him.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 20, 2020 08:29 PM (Z4rgH)

206 180 Here is my thought: Are they pushing Abrams because they think we are... afraid of her?
------------------------

No. She's a fat black Greta Thurnberg. Just something to hide behind.
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2020 08:25 PM

Biden isn't going to pick Abrams...not if he (or, his staff/DNC, in reality) actually believes he has a shot at winning. The talk about Abrams is to keep interest in the Dems and OFF of Biden. It does mean they'll have to pick a woman, probably of color.

Posted by: Grimaldi at May 20, 2020 08:29 PM (6K3U5)

207 193 Well Georgia lost their idiot Cynthia McKinney, Stacey is the replacement.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2020 08:27 PM (WL8FS)


No love for Hank Johnson?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2020 08:29 PM (+nW6n)

208
Speaking of Georgia Joo-hate, they still have Guam-Tipper and Dhimmi Carter.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2020 08:29 PM (s2VJv)

209 Well Georgia lost their idiot Cynthia McKinney, Stacey is the replacement.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2020 08:27 PM

A little tip, I'm from Georgia also, you know.

Posted by: Henry Calvin Johnson Jr. at May 20, 2020 08:29 PM (DMUuz)

210 I feel bad that a lot of people don't know this word.
Posted by: Miklos von und zu Miklostein at May 20, 2020 08:27 PM (QzkSJ)


The worst part is they don't even realize they should feel bad about not knowing it.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 20, 2020 08:30 PM (t+qrx)

211 Twitter would lose a shit ton of revenue. Why do you
think the news media covers him? To censor him would wreck their bottom
lines.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2020 08:19 PM (s2VJv)

Oh they don't care about that. None of them do or they wouldn't be acting the way they are. I suspect they get funding from a higher authority.

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2020 08:30 PM (li+1I)

212

Alan Dershowitz coming up on Tucker to tell us why we must submit to mandatory vaccine and masks.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2020 08:31 PM (aKsyK)

213 It does mean they'll have to pick a woman, probably of color.
Posted by: Grimaldi at May 20, 2020 08:29 PM (6K3U5)

But that's their problem, they've already decided they have to go with a black woman, but Kamela is out. Moochelle is out. Oprah is out. Who do they have that can push the Tank out of the way?

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2020 08:31 PM (V2Yro)

214 210 I feel bad that a lot of people don't know this word.
Posted by: Miklos von und zu Miklostein at May 20, 2020 08:27 PM (QzkSJ)

The worst part is they don't even realize they should feel bad about not knowing it.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 20, 2020 08:30 PM (t+qrx)

Um, Epstein did not kill himself?

That feels like years ago now...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 08:31 PM (A5zUN)

215 The talk about Abrams is to keep interest in the
Dems and OFF of Biden. It does mean they'll have to pick a woman,
probably of color.

Posted by: Grimaldi at May 20, 2020 08:29 PM (6K3U5)

They're not going to telegraph their VP pick. They never do. Why give Team Trump extra time for oppo?

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2020 08:31 PM (li+1I)

216 Is Rubin - whore for the left, where no position is too humiliating for her to take so long as it is on the left - still calling her column "right turn?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 08:31 PM (wUFgi)

217 I like that Sarah Hoyt bit but she needs an editor as bad as I do.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 08:32 PM (KZzsI)

218 Alan Dershowitz coming up on Tucker to tell us why we must submit to mandatory vaccine and masks.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2020 08:31 PM (aKsyK)

And after playing with us by supporting Trump for a little while, Alan goes back to his totalitarian roots.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2020 08:32 PM (V2Yro)

219 192 fremdschämen



I feel bad that a lot of people don't know this word.
Posted by: Miklos von und zu Miklostein at May 20, 2020 08:27 PM (QzkSJ)


I am ashamed of people not knowing this word too.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 08:32 PM (WvQcX)

220 Abrams theme music

ACDC-- Whole Lotta Rosie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEf_UZVMat4

Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2020 08:32 PM (BAsqb)

221 212

Alan Dershowitz coming up on Tucker to tell us why we must submit to mandatory vaccine and masks.

And cheerleader outfits and saddle shoes.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 20, 2020 08:32 PM (DY3v8)

222
The talk about Abrams is to keep interest in the Dems and OFF of Biden. It does mean they'll have to pick a woman, probably of color.
Posted by: Grimaldi


How about Jen Rubin?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2020 08:32 PM (aKsyK)

223 It's a shame that Brian Dennehy died before he could be cast as Stacy Abrams in "Big Mama In The Mansion"

Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2020 08:33 PM (qAR6u)

224 Jennifer Rubin is rape-proof fugly

Posted by: REDACTED at May 20, 2020 08:33 PM (UUUON)

225 How about Jen Rubin?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2020 08:32 PM (aKsyK)
++++++++++++
- Handcuffs
- Come-a-long
- Stout branch in a tall tree
- Popcorn

Some assembly required.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 08:34 PM (wUFgi)

226 61 Out of control Karens burn church that refused to close in Mississippi: https://tinyurl.com/ybzfkh2d

What is left out of the story is what the grafiti in the parking lot said: "Bet you stay home now you hypokrits".
Posted by: Bert G at May 20, 2020 08:09 PM (OMsf+)
-------------------------------------------
Karens? Um, no.
Karens are prissy hall-monitors, busybody nannies, teacher's-pet snitches, HOA bitches.

Let's stop calling fascist thugs by cute names.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 20, 2020 08:34 PM (M/9m0)

227 Actually, she is quite a bit better for that than Greta Thyroid condition.



Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 08:26 PM (A5zUN)

I set 'em up, you knock 'em down.

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2020 08:34 PM (li+1I)

228 The worst part is they don't even realize they should feel bad about not knowing it.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 20, 2020 08:30 PM


... there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns -- the ones we don't know we don't know.

Posted by: Donald Rumsfeld at May 20, 2020 08:34 PM (DMUuz)

229 I have it on good authority that Jennifer Rubin tucks and tapes.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 08:34 PM (WvQcX)

230 Jennifer Rubin is rape-proof fugly
Posted by: REDACTED at May 20, 2020 08:33 PM (UUUON

#metooplease

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 20, 2020 08:34 PM (Uu+Jp)

231 No. She's a fat black Greta Thurnberg. Just something to hide behind./i]

Well Scoldilocks casts less shadow than a cat, so Abrams definitely gives more cover

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 08:34 PM (KZzsI)

232 197 Hatred of Tank Abrams? Not even close to hate. She's a sad, pathetic loser. Not worth anything more than mockery

Wapo had to delay the article with their photo of Stacy.

Took 18 hours to upload it.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 20, 2020 08:27 PM

This is a good question, though: Stacey Abrams is basically Beto O'Rourke. A failed state-level politician that the media pumped up hoping to help, and then dumped after they lost. Why are they skipping the "dump" phase with Abrams? Do they think she really has a future on the national stage? I guess that's the only one big enough to support her!

Posted by: Conservative Comedian at May 20, 2020 08:34 PM (6K3U5)

233 They say if Biden picks Tank as his VP, she could tip Georgia into the Dem column and possibly the Gulf of Mexico.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 20, 2020 08:35 PM (kVr0X)

234 It's probably been said, but Kayliegh slices like a fuckin hammer.

Posted by: Infidel at May 20, 2020 08:35 PM (sNpqr)

235 Out of control Karens burn church that refused to close in Mississippi

Two self-evident notes:

- that crime now disappears into the "unsolved" round file.

- if it were a mosque, it would be national news.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 20, 2020 08:35 PM (2JVJo)

236 So history will say he was the first black president to rip us off.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 20, 2020 08:35 PM (9PtLS)

237 The worst part is they don't even realize they should feel bad about not knowing it.
Posted by: hogmartin


Ach

Andersetwasnichterkennenschlechtskeit.

Posted by: Miklos zu und von Miklostein at May 20, 2020 08:35 PM (QzkSJ)

238 Alan Dershowitz might be reminded that the 2nd Amendment exists for a reason.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 08:35 PM (WvQcX)

239 Jennifer Rubin is rape-proof fugly

Posted by: REDACTED at May 20, 2020 08:33 PM (UUUON)


Joe Biden: She's damn near sniff proof too.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2020 08:35 PM (rBojk)

240 Karens? Um, no.
Karens are prissy hall-monitors, busybody nannies, teacher's-pet snitches, HOA bitches.

Let's stop calling fascist thugs by cute names.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 20, 2020 08:34 PM (M/9m0)
++++++++++++++
The only difference between a pissy hall-monitor busybody and a camp enforcer is whether or not he thinks he can get away with it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 08:35 PM (wUFgi)

241
But there are also unknown unknowns -- the ones we don't know we don't know.
Posted by: Donald Rumsfeld


Know what I mean, Vern?

Posted by: Ernest at May 20, 2020 08:36 PM (aKsyK)

242 Who do they have that can push the Tank out of the way?
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2020 08:31 PM


Don't look at us.

Posted by: Mike Bloomberg & Pete Buttigieg at May 20, 2020 08:36 PM (DMUuz)

243 I had to sleep in a parking lot once. The police kept waking me up every couple hours for me to tell them my story.

My landlady threw me out and the car was broke. I had a check waiting the next day (it was Sunday) and had to sleep somewhere until the morning to get the check to get the car fixed. (phew)

I just kept telling them to arrest me cause I had no where else to go so do what you gotta do. None of them would arrest me. I was hoping for a nice bed and a sandwich in the morning but NOOOOO. If I was drunk I woulda been better off.

Posted by: jakee308 at May 20, 2020 08:36 PM (/fsFg)

244 Alan Dershowitz coming up on Tucker to tell us why we must submit to mandatory vaccine and masks.

"the most famous civil libertarian in America"

Sorry, fuck this guy. His argument is that it is "Constitutional but immoral" to force vaccines and masks.

Fucking doctors can't figure this shit out but Dershwad Knowitall, ESQ somehow has all the answers.


Pumping his book, talking shit.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 20, 2020 08:37 PM (IsQS3)

245 >Who do they have that can push the Tank out of the way?
Posted by: Tom Servo


MAXINE
tell me a Biden/Waters ticket wouldn't be a hoot

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 20, 2020 08:37 PM (iTXRQ)

246 Jennifer Rubin is rape-proof fugly
Posted by: REDACTED at May 20, 2020 08:33 PM (UUUON

---------

Philistine. Don't you know that rape is an act of violence and has nothing to do with sex, so even ugly women can be victims?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 20, 2020 08:37 PM (kVr0X)

247 Alan Dershowitz might be reminded that the 2nd Amendment exists for a reason.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

He can eat a BOD.

Posted by: Infidel at May 20, 2020 08:38 PM (sNpqr)

248 "Who do they have that can push the Tank out of the way?"

Not who but what.

Posted by: Caterpillar D9 at May 20, 2020 08:38 PM (Tnijr)

249 222
The talk about Abrams is to keep interest in the Dems and OFF of Biden. It does mean they'll have to pick a woman, probably of color.
Posted by: Grimaldi

How about Jen Rubin?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2020 08:32 PM

Uh...I don't understand the question. Either A: Jen Rubin talks about Stacey Abrams because she's a RINO scrunt traitor and wants to help the Dems by keeping attention ON the Dems but OFF of Biden, or B: I don't think Biden will consider Jen Rubin for the VP slot.

Posted by: Grimaldi at May 20, 2020 08:38 PM (6K3U5)

250 @RepAdamSchiff

Trump tried to coerce Ukraine into smearing Joe Biden to help his reelection. His scheme failed and he was impeached.

Now Russian-linked figures in Ukraine are leaking edited recordings which show nothing new, but have the same purpose:

Advancing Trump's corrupt scheme.
-------------------

I know I'm a broken record on this but this is how you can be fairly safe in assuming Biden is intended to remain the candidate.

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2020 08:38 PM (li+1I)

251 Is there a stupid bridge too far for Rubin?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 20, 2020 08:38 PM (Uu+Jp)

252 Stacy Abrams, Yale Law Graduate

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at May 20, 2020 08:38 PM (ADuZP)

253 Biden probably thinks somebody is trying to tank his election chances.

Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2020 08:39 PM (Eicbe)

254 Who do they have that can push the Tank out of the way?
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2020 08:31 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgRyG4V63hw

Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2020 08:39 PM (BAsqb)

255 Jen Rubin is not a conservative who commentates. She is a commentator who commentates about conservatives. Thus, a conservative commentator.

Just as Jane Goodall is not a gorilla who observes. She is a gorilla observer.

cf. David Brooks

Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2020 08:39 PM (Fc5rx)

256 Jen Rubin's entire career now is finding ridiculous, outrageous idiotic rap to say to get a response out of the right. She's trolling for a living.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 08:39 PM (KZzsI)

257 tell me a Biden/Waters ticket wouldn't be a hoot
Posted by: DB


Won't get my vote-hear me Lizbeth?

Posted by: Fred G. Sanford at May 20, 2020 08:39 PM (QzkSJ)

258 Can you imagine Sally Kohn and Jen Rubin having a conversation in a bar?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 08:39 PM (WvQcX)

259 If only I had been more like Stacey Abrams.

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at May 20, 2020 08:40 PM (li+1I)

260 229 I have it on good authority that Jennifer Rubin tucks and tapes

I know all there is to know about the crying game.

Posted by: Jen Rubin at May 20, 2020 08:40 PM (nkvAh)

261 Biden/Waters ticket


*********

Plugs/Rugs 2020

Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2020 08:40 PM (Fc5rx)

262 I know I'm a broken record on this but this is how you can be fairly safe in assuming Biden is intended to remain the candidate.

Yep, he's their guy, no matter what comes out. That's why everyone stampeded over their principles and previous statements to stand lockstep behind him on the Reade thing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 08:40 PM (KZzsI)

263 or B: I don't think Biden will consider Jen Rubin for the VP slot.

---------

Biden might still finger her for other open slots.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 20, 2020 08:41 PM (kVr0X)

264 Alan's trying to make up for all the positive stuff he's said about a bunch of other lefty crap over the last 2 years or so.

He was kinda right and technically he's right about this.


IF the Governors follow laws enacted for emergencies. BUT most of them have time limits that the Gov can act and other limitations.

Also if enough people say enough is enough then the Governors have NO Choice. Unless they want to commit political suicide. (see PA Gov. Tom Wolf as an example him and his wackadoo HS are going to find out just who controls the state and who runs the state and who they're working for.)

Posted by: jakee308 at May 20, 2020 08:41 PM (/fsFg)

265 "In continuing developing news, Lara Logan is a sexy little hellcat who needs a good man to put her on a leash:"

Lara Logan is married.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 20, 2020 08:00 PM (iuFgi)


Did we surrender when the Germans invaded Pearl Harbor?

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 20, 2020 08:41 PM (Z4rgH)

266 Here in the Old North State, we have the flattest curve one could ever hope for. Since this mess started, our numbers have gradually increased, and now, they are gradually decreasing.

I give credit to our health minister and her battle buddy, the emergency management sergeant major. They have presided over a pandemic most notable for empty hospitals, idle doctors and PPE that no one has really needed.

We are seeing a rise in cases in various Latino communities. About 14 days after Cinco de Mayo. Probably a coincidence. Health Minister says not to worry, they are contact tracing every contact that can be traced.

We are now in Phase Two. Phase Two means that everything is open except bars, nightclubs, and gyms. No loss in my opinion.

In Phase Two, the stay at home order is rescinded and a safer at home recommendation has been implemented.

Restaurants may open if they follow guidelines put forth by the restaurant association. No one else knows what they are. Hair salons may open if they follow the guidelines put forth by the, you guessed it, salon association. Again, not made available to the public.

And, the most important of all, NASCAR may open if it follows the guidelines put forth by none other than NASCAR.

In other words, our Governor has reopened the state without actually reopening the state. His answer to all critics is everything is a guideline and a recommendation.

Keep calm and carry on. Think global, shop local. Fire on the up-roll.

Call your loved ones every day and remember to Wear, Wait, and Wash.

Zulu Whiskey out.

Posted by: VADM Collingwood RN - holding Nelson's rum ration at May 20, 2020 08:41 PM (9X60i)

267 Biden/Abrams would have the combined IQ of an attack rabbit.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 20, 2020 08:41 PM (Uu+Jp)

268
Oy vey.

The boy just told the little neighbor girl that Santa isn't real.

I intervened and said, with authority: "Santa is MOST DEFINITELY real. He conquered the North Pole in a war against the reindeer and their elven fellow travelers. They remain his slaves til this day."

Hopefully that puts this to bed. I suck at this.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 20, 2020 08:41 PM (h6CJG)

269 Can you imagine Sally Kohn and Jen Rubin having a conversation in a bar?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 08:39 PM (WvQcX)
---
It probably would fail the Bechdel Test.

Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2020 08:41 PM (Eicbe)

270 @RepAdamSchiff

Trump tried to coerce Ukraine into smearing Joe Biden to help his reelection. His scheme failed and he was impeached.

Now Russian-linked figures in Ukraine are leaking edited recordings which show nothing new, but have the same purpose:

Advancing Trump's corrupt scheme.
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2020 08:38 PM (li+1I)
+++++++++++++++
So those Ukranians who have apparently named Biden as a criminal suspect are *also* doing Trump's bidding? Wow. Dude has more power than I imagined.

Also, let it sink in that the damned Ukraine is doing more than we are on the corruption of American government officials.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 08:41 PM (wUFgi)

271 Stacey Abrams, is she that fat girl?

Posted by: Buffalo Bill at May 20, 2020 08:41 PM (O7JoB)

272 >Who do they have that can push the Tank out of the way?


when I was in the army it was the M88

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 20, 2020 08:41 PM (iTXRQ)

273 Alan Dershowitz might be reminded that the 2nd Amendment exists for a reason.

Posted by: AlaBAMA



He can eat a BOD.

Posted by: Infidel



Doubtful.

All these old hippie pacifists - Karen's ancestors.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 20, 2020 08:42 PM (IsQS3)

274 Biden/Waters ticket





*********



Plugs/Rugs 2020

Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2020 08:40 PM (Fc5rx)

Dementia and The Denture

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2020 08:42 PM (li+1I)

275 New Game-

What does Stacey Abrams have stuck between her teeth Today?

Posted by: not Alex Trebek at May 20, 2020 08:42 PM (QzkSJ)

276 Apologies if this has been bandied about all day, but in about ten minutes, Military Time will read 20:20:20 2020.

This will never happen again in history, nor should it.

-Thank You.
Posted by: Slapweasel at May 20, 2020 08:10 PM (Ckg4U)

Never? Maybe if you had qualified that as 20:20:20 (5/20) 2020 but seeing that tomorrow will also have a 20:20:20 2020 and the day after and the day after and,


I think the picture fell off the wall.

Posted by: I'm not much of an observer but I think I got this one. at May 20, 2020 08:42 PM (/LQkF)

277 >"Do they think she really has a future on the national stage? I guess that's the only one big enough to support her!"

If she ends up on the stage with Mike Pence I'll tell you exactly what she'll look like: a Bizarro World lunatic version of Hattie McDaniels.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at May 20, 2020 08:43 PM (z7PmS)

278 195 184 Take Stacey Abrams, lose 200 pounds, eliminate the melanin, bleach the hair, ungap the front tooth, and there you have it: Patty Murray!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2020 08:25 PM (sy5kK)


Put her in a dehydrator and you get Helen Thomas.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2020 08:27 PM (s2VJv)


Looks like a plan to me.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2020 08:43 PM (sy5kK)

279 258 Can you imagine Sally Kohn and Jen Rubin having a conversation in a bar?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 08:39 PM (WvQcX)

It's been secretly recorded and dubbed into a song.
https://youtu.be/j5EfQZojlVI

Posted by: Orange Man Bad at May 20, 2020 08:43 PM (6K3U5)

280 Lara Logan is married.

So evidently someone has

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 08:43 PM (KZzsI)

281 Regarding dershowitz: everyone who believes in the vaccine and wants its protection can take it. why does my not wanting to take it harm the person who has taken it, who is immune by taking it? I would take all the risk, the person who volunteered to take it does not have any risk...

Wish tuca would have asked.

Posted by: Heisenberg at May 20, 2020 08:43 PM (nzKWW)

282 I know all there is to know about the crying game.

Posted by: Jen Rubin at May 20, 2020 08:40 PM (nkvAh)
---
Is that when the tape comes off?

Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2020 08:43 PM (Eicbe)

283 Cicero: Rape IS an act of assault but it may or may not be a power trip. They have actually found those who could not get off if the woman didn't struggle. And there's some that do it for "convenience" (cause they know their mama would kick their azz if they did it with their cousins and such)

I don't buy the usual claims of the feminists about rape. They have too much at stake to be honest and hear the truth from researchers. (MEN!)

Posted by: jakee308 at May 20, 2020 08:43 PM (/fsFg)

284 when I was in the army it was the M88
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 20, 2020 08:41 PM (iTXRQ)


--------

STOP PICKING ON STACEY. SHE CAN'T HELP IT IF SHE'S BIG BONED!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 20, 2020 08:44 PM (kVr0X)

285 What does Stacey Abrams have stuck between her teeth Today?

Posted by: not Alex Trebek at May 20, 2020 08:42 PM (QzkSJ)

The Washington Monument?

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2020 08:44 PM (li+1I)

286 fremdschämen

Embaras ail law

(you'll note it has more vowels in Welsh)

Posted by: Moronau Cymreig at May 20, 2020 08:44 PM (DMUuz)

287 Who do they have that can push the Tank out of the way?


when I was in the army it was the M88
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 20, 2020 08:41 PM (iTXRQ)

Dammit! I was trying like hell to remember what it was called.

Thanks.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Taking the Afternoon Off at May 20, 2020 08:44 PM (x8Wzq)

288 >Who do they have that can push the Tank out of the way?


The bigger the cushion, the harder the pushin !!

Posted by: REDACTED at May 20, 2020 08:44 PM (UUUON)

289 Just realized that if Stacy Abrams ever became President, she would officially be riding around in The Tank.

Tank in The Tank.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 08:44 PM (WvQcX)

290 I think Jen's first media presence was on the Hugh Hewitt radio show.

Yeah.

Hugh had a few excellent, but mostly incredibly lightweight, guests on back then. She was instantly classifiable as the latter. Like 98% of the paid punditocracy, her opinions and knowledge aren't a tenth as valuable or interesting as you average Nigerian DC cab driver with an engineering degree.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 20, 2020 08:44 PM (El6T/)

291 When we move to the reshaping our country part, can we drop this deification of blacks? it's unhealthy. All races have flawed and exceptional people. it's not based on skin color.

I suspect Tank is really the Emperor of San Francisco.

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2020 08:44 PM (JKNZq)

292 Biden might still finger her for other open slots.
Posted by: Cicero


Five fingers go in, only three come out.

Posted by: Miklos laying bets on which three at May 20, 2020 08:45 PM (QzkSJ)

293 195 184 Take Stacey Abrams, lose 200 pounds, eliminate the melanin, bleach the hair, ungap the front tooth, and there you have it: Patty Murray!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2020 08:25 PM (sy5kK)


Put her in a dehydrator and you get Helen Thomas.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2020 08:27 PM (s2VJv)


----------

Drive a steamroller over her and BOOM, Rachel Corrie.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 20, 2020 08:45 PM (kVr0X)

294 What does Stacey Abrams have stuck between her teeth Today?

Posted by: not Alex Trebek at May 20, 2020 08:42 PM (QzkSJ)

A rather large portion of a Cornish game hen.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Taking the Afternoon Off at May 20, 2020 08:45 PM (x8Wzq)

295 At 1:23am and 45 seconds it will be 1:23:45 on 5/21/2020. That will never happen again.

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2020 08:45 PM (li+1I)

296 But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object, evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.

"them" being 300 million citizens with the God-given right to bear arms.

You know. While we're being all "Constitutional" and legal and shit.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 20, 2020 08:45 PM (IsQS3)

297 Donald Trump did a McDonald's commercial where he negotiates burger prices with Grimace. If Biden picks Stacy "Lady Grimace" Abrams, the memes will be glorious.

Posted by: wooga at May 20, 2020 08:45 PM (nkvAh)

298 I suspect Tank is really the Emperor of San Francisco.
Posted by: notsothoreau

Hey Norton!

Posted by: Jackie "Miklos" Gleason at May 20, 2020 08:46 PM (QzkSJ)

299 See also: Reddit, Twitter

Posted by: 29Victor at May 20, 2020 08:46 PM (70ves)

300 Do they let Tank into her office by lifting the roof and lowering her in by crane? Or do they build her office around her?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 20, 2020 08:46 PM (Uu+Jp)

301 >Dammit! I was trying like hell to remember what it was called.

Thanks.
Posted by: Pug Mahon


I was 63F

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 20, 2020 08:46 PM (iTXRQ)

302 Tank in The Tank.

Posted by: AlaBAMA

And if she was drunk?


Tanked Tank in the Tank.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 20, 2020 08:46 PM (IsQS3)

303 I meant Alan was right to defend the right from the lefty crap that was being put out. Mostly by the media but the Dems too.

sorry.

Posted by: jakee308 at May 20, 2020 08:47 PM (/fsFg)

304
Do they let Tank into her office by lifting the roof and lowering her in by crane? Or do they build her office around her?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 20, 2020 08:46 PM (Uu+Jp)

The Pentagon was actually built around Stacey Abrams. True story.

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2020 08:47 PM (li+1I)

305 I just had to go 5 hours in a mask and it really sucked.

Posted by: jakee308 at May 20, 2020 08:48 PM (/fsFg)

306 Big legged woman
Keep your dresses down
You've got something baby
That'll make a fool dog a hound....

Posted by: Jerry Lee Lewis at May 20, 2020 08:48 PM (Z+IKu)

307 Tanked Tank in the Tank.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 20, 2020 08:46 PM (IsQS3)
++++++++++++++++
I thought that if you were in the drunk tank, you were drunk by default...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 08:48 PM (wUFgi)

308 I see what Dersh was doing now. He's probably right. He normally is.

Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2020 08:48 PM (Eicbe)

309 I'll borrow a line from Dennis Miller again:

'Leave it up to the Germans to come up with a detailed lexicon of Pain terminology.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 08:48 PM (A5zUN)

310
Regarding dershowitz: everyone who believes in the vaccine and wants its
protection can take it. why does my not wanting to take it harm the
person who has taken it, who is immune by taking it?


meh.
I think Dersh was trolling for book sales.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 20, 2020 08:48 PM (IsQS3)

311 If Stacey ever becomes VP, Lane Bryant will finally get its shot at dressing someone in the WhiteHouse.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 08:49 PM (WvQcX)

312 The Pentagon was actually built around Stacey Abrams. True story.
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2020 08:47 PM (li+1I)

Fat Magneto.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 08:49 PM (A5zUN)

313 In continuing developing news, Lara Logan is a sexy little hellcat who needs a good man to put her on a leash

While I get that this is meant to be a compliment, and surely Lara Logan continues to rise in my esteem... after her attack in Egypt maybe not the best phrasing?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 08:13 PM (KZzsI)

I got the same general feeling in the gut. I am wondering if ace meant it as a reverse on what the left thinks about Ms Logan- because they are evil even though they know her history.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 08:16 PM (A5zUN)

Ace meant it in the sense that he would like to *plow* her.

Sexually.

Posted by: Robert with the answers to all your questions at May 20, 2020 08:49 PM (bod0u)

314 Just gotta rant a bit:

I love how arrogant bosses like to be to applicants when jobs are scarce.

EVERY time I have a voicemail about an interview, then try to call them back for an interview, it turns out they're out of the office or at lunch. I leave a message. They promise to give it to the boss and have him/her get back to me.

Does said boss ever return my call again? Nope, of course not. The attitude is "you weren't there the exact minute I wanted you, so fcuk you."

Just sick of it all.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2020 08:49 PM (L2ZTs)

315 Somehow I see Tank Abrams in a Wendy's commercial

Svimvear....eveninkvear....

Posted by: Miklos with Authentic Accent at May 20, 2020 08:49 PM (QzkSJ)

316
Prediction:

Biden will announce his veep, but with a twist: In addition to announcing his veep pick, he's gonna announce most of his Cabinet picks.

This will be done to allay fears of his senility by announcing a "Dream Team" of "leaders."

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 20, 2020 08:49 PM (1B9sG)

317
I agree. Not worthy. Not even worthy of a 8th round draft pick in the nfl
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2020 08:24 PM (85Gof)


Nothin 'from nothin' leaves nothin'.

Ya gotta have somethin' if you want to be with me.

https://tinyurl.com/keehq8b

Posted by: Billy Preston at May 20, 2020 08:49 PM (sy5kK)

318 I only joke about Stacey Abrams enormous weight because I'm worried about her health.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 20, 2020 08:50 PM (kVr0X)

319 Isn't the "less safe version of HCQ" Cuomo's wife was doing just taking baths with bleach in them or something?

Or was that the other Cuomo?

...why do we need two?
Posted by: hogmartin at May 20, 2020 08:04 PM (t+qrx)

I believe Fredo was taking homeopathic doses of quinine (not a joke) apparently prescribed by his Paltrowesque wife.

On the other hand, What does the President's doctor know?

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at May 20, 2020 08:50 PM (9hauA)

320 Hopefully, Michigan is done choosing governors over cute slogans.

Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2020 08:50 PM (Eicbe)

321 The idea of enough people taking a vaccine does have merit- if the disease does not have a wild animal component. At least as I understand the theory.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 08:50 PM (A5zUN)

322 I was 63F
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 20, 2020 08:46 PM (iTXRQ)

91A/B, combat medic. But the MOS for medic changed somewhere down the road. No idea why. Just cuz, I guess.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Taking the Afternoon Off at May 20, 2020 08:50 PM (x8Wzq)

323 Fat Bottomed Girls Make the Rockin' World Go Round.

(just not THAT fat)

plus the gappy tooth thing is a total turnoff. And the weird braid hair do. I never saw a POC with the weird braids that wasn't doing something crazy. Or caught.

Posted by: jakee308 at May 20, 2020 08:51 PM (/fsFg)

324 On the other hand, What does the President's doctor know?
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at May 20, 2020 08:50 PM (9hauA)
++++++++++++
Apparently how to keep the worthless fat bastard alive. Dammit.

Posted by: The MFM at May 20, 2020 08:51 PM (wUFgi)

325 I'm sure it'll come out soon that Gates' vaccine contains microscopic microchips for tracking and other purposes.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2020 08:51 PM (L2ZTs)

326 Donald Trump did a McDonald's commercial where he negotiates burger prices with Grimace. If Biden picks Stacy "Lady Grimace" Abrams, the memes will be glorious.
Posted by: wooga at May 20, 2020 08:45 PM (nkvAh)


I did not know that and had to look for it.

https://tinyurl.com/z8qkfxs

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 20, 2020 08:51 PM (2JVJo)

327 43
Who did Jen Rubin sleep with to get her gig?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2020 08:06 PM (mht8P)

Unpossible. Twas blackmail.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at May 20, 2020 08:51 PM (9hauA)

328 In continuing developing news, Lara Logan is a sexy little hellcat who needs a good man to put her on a leash


Totally agree. The fact that she came out on the other side of her horrible experience so much stronger makes her even sexier. Would hit like a sledgehammer.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 20, 2020 08:51 PM (IsQS3)

329
Or was that the other Cuomo?

...why do we need two?
Posted by: hogmartin


Don't like it, vote for the other Biden.

Posted by: Joe "Not Ukrainian" Biden, not the other one at May 20, 2020 08:52 PM (QzkSJ)

330 318 I only joke about Stacey Abrams enormous weight because I'm worried about her health.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 20, 2020 08:50 PM (kVr0X)


Oh, you were taught etiquette by Nancy Pelosi too?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 08:52 PM (WvQcX)

331 I'm sure this has been pointed out before, but didn't expect the cognitive dissonance on the Left to get this bad.


On the one hand, they're screaming that hydroxychloroquine kills people; on the other, they're screaming that Trump is taking it. I mean, shouldn't they be celebrating his impending and untimely death already?

Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2020 08:52 PM (WqPYg)

332 Who did Jen Rubin sleep with to get her gig?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2020 08:06 PM (mht8P)
++++++++++++
Whoever was willing to giver five bucks, a hot meal and some wet-wipes so she could clean up before servicing her next media john.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 08:52 PM (wUFgi)

333 Tucker the Heretic is questioning the whole foundational lock-down concept our country was built upon!

Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2020 08:53 PM (Eicbe)

334
I suspect Tank is really the Emperor of San Francisco.
Posted by: notsothoreau


She should get together with the Baron of Arizona.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2020 08:53 PM (aKsyK)

335 Stacy Abrams
-Strikes oil when she wears high heels.
-Has her own zip code
-Asked for a portrait, they went with Google Earth
-Registers on the Richter scale when she jogs.
-Can't go bowling because the balls go into orbit around her waist.

Posted by: JB1000 at May 20, 2020 08:53 PM (qi8id)

336 This will be done to allay fears of his senility by announcing a "Dream Team" of "leaders."

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 20, 2020 08:49 PM (1B9sG)


I think the current term of art is "Credentialed Leaders"!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 20, 2020 08:53 PM (jnM20)

337 Svimvear....eveninkvear....

very nice....


plus the gappy tooth thing is a total turnoff. And the weird braid hair do. I never saw a POC with the weird braids that wasn't doing something crazy

It just bothers me that she looks like JJ's dad on Good Times.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 08:53 PM (KZzsI)

338 Who did Jen Rubin sleep with to get her gig?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2020 08:06 PM (mht8P


she promised not to fuck anyone or remove her clothes

Posted by: REDACTED at May 20, 2020 08:54 PM (UUUON)

339 Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2020 08:49 PM (L2ZTs)


Pro Tip: those messages takers aren't giving him those messages. He's told them to shit can any calls from job seekers.

Human Services sucks. Gatekeepers. Know nothing Gatekeepers. That's where folks go when they've majored in Art History or Gender Studies and can't get a job.

Posted by: jakee308 at May 20, 2020 08:54 PM (/fsFg)

340 -Can't go bowling because the balls go into orbit around her waist.
Posted by: JB1000 at May 20, 2020 08:53 PM (qi8id)
++++++++++++++
Was standing alone when a cop walked over and said, "Hey! Break it up!"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 08:54 PM (wUFgi)

341 115 The Cuomos can take hydroxychloroquine.

You can't.

The Cuomos' mother has to be protected from coronavirus.

The Cuomos can walk around and spread coronavirus while infected.

You are quarantined and locked down.

Sensing a pattern?
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 20, 2020 08:16 PM (puu6v)


I see you are learning. Your betters will be proud of your owner.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2020 08:54 PM (sy5kK)

342
If Stacey ever becomes VP, Lane Bryant will finally get its shot at dressing someone in the WhiteHouse.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 08:49 PM (WvQcX)


More like Omar the tent maker

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2020 08:54 PM (a8I88)

343 In a sane world Lara Logan would be the role model for girls who seek to be a strong, courageous woman.

And yet...

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Taking the Afternoon Off at May 20, 2020 08:54 PM (x8Wzq)

344 It just bothers me that she looks like JJ's dad on Good Times.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 08:53 PM (KZzsI)

---------

I mistook her for that sassy black waitress in What's Happening

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 20, 2020 08:55 PM (kVr0X)

345
Posted by: JB1000 at May 20, 2020 08:53 PM (qi8id)


When she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE.

Ba-dum-sisss

Posted by: jakee308 at May 20, 2020 08:55 PM (/fsFg)

346 311 If Stacey ever becomes VP , Lane Bryant will finally get its shot at dressing someone in the WhiteHouse.they'll have to retrofit a barn door.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 08:49 PM

Fixed for priorities.

Posted by: Concerned Midwestern Farmer at May 20, 2020 08:55 PM (6K3U5)

347 If Stacey ever becomes VP, Lane Bryant will finally get its shot at dressing someone in the WhiteHouse.

You mean other than Mrs Obama?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 08:55 PM (KZzsI)

348 jakee, I think you're correct.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2020 08:56 PM (L2ZTs)

349 >> Here's a pic of her and her husband for analysis

Thank you sir. Yep, that's a tight little spinner butt. Wish I could see more....

Posted by: Judge Publius, 69th Circuit of the Ficus at May 20, 2020 08:56 PM (rCwaK)

350 Was standing alone when a cop walked over and said, "Hey! Break it up!"
Posted by: Joe Mannix


********

When she was a kid she went to the playground to play on the teeter.



(wait for it)

Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2020 08:56 PM (Fc5rx)

351 138 Wow, an actual church burning, in Mississippi.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 20, 2020 08:18 PM (El6T/)


Local story, move along.

Posted by: Xi-NN at May 20, 2020 08:56 PM (sy5kK)

352 More details from Twitchy on from who and from whence Fredo and wife got their FDA-banned quinine...

https://tinyurl.com/y7wjep5q

No, it wasn't from an M.D.; and it wasn't from a pharmacist but from the wife's medicine woman.

NOT the same as Ace's Twitchy link.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 20, 2020 08:57 PM (TQ/zJ)

353 Meme floating around:

"This butter is delicious!"
"Actually it's ghee."
"I don't care what sexual orientation it has, it's still great."

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2020 08:57 PM (L2ZTs)

354 No, it wasn't from an M.D.; and it wasn't from a pharmacist but from the wife's medicine woman.

NOT the same as Ace's Twitchy link.
Posted by: andycanuck at May 20, 2020 08:57 PM (TQ/zJ)

*perks up*

Jane Seymour?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 08:58 PM (A5zUN)

355 It's not "human resources" anymore, it's "talent acquisition," which is about as fucking gayballz as it gets.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 20, 2020 08:58 PM (NWiLs)

356 It just bothers me that she looks like JJ's dad on Good Times.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 08:53 PM (KZzsI)
---------
I mistook her for that sassy black waitress in What's Happening
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 20, 2020 08:55 PM (kVr0X)

Listen Fool!.......Order you some food or take your butt out da door......

Posted by: Shirley Wilson at May 20, 2020 08:58 PM (Z+IKu)

357 More like Omar the tent maker
Posted by: TheQuietMan


That rayciss


My husband, brother and I are both offended.

Posted by: Ilhan Omar (D-Mogadishu) at May 20, 2020 08:58 PM (QzkSJ)

358 The Cuomos can take hydroxychloroquine.

You can't.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 20, 2020 08:16 PM (puu6v)
---
It's that magic Hampton air!

Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2020 08:58 PM (Eicbe)

359 Abrams happy expression hides her anger and unhappiness

Posted by: REDACTED at May 20, 2020 08:58 PM (UUUON)

360 On the one hand, they're screaming that hydroxychloroquine kills people; on the other, they're screaming that Trump is taking it. I mean, shouldn't they be celebrating his impending and untimely death already?
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2020 08:52 PM (WqPYg)

They were short-stroking it when they thought he might get it from his staff. They are understandably heart-broken that he followed his own well-founded advice.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2020 08:58 PM (KnJdm)

361 you want voter suppression..? let me ramble.
in Nov 2000 the Florida Sec of State
(I forget her first name, Kathrine or Kathleen Harris) send messages to
the then five major news networks (ABC CBS NBC CNN and Fox) that the ten
western counties closed an hour after most of the state and please do
not announce voter results until all the pollingt places had closed. And around 8:30 PM, when polls in the western counties were still opened, all the networks reported that all the polls in Fla were closed and their exit polls showed that Gore had carried the state and it would be very hard for Bush to win without Florida.

And a few months later, polling firms determined that if the networks had kept quiet until all the polling places were closed, Bush would have carried the state by 8,000 or 10,000 votes

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at May 20, 2020 08:58 PM (4a9Vv)

362 Is ghee the stuff that comes before whey or after?

Posted by: jakee308 at May 20, 2020 08:59 PM (/fsFg)

363 It's not "human resources" anymore, it's "talent acquisition," which is about as fucking gayballz as it gets.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 20, 2020 08:58 PM (NWiLs)

Makes it sound like they're trying people out for porn.

Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2020 08:59 PM (BAsqb)

364 Stacy Abrams is kinda hot in a hippoish way. Soaking wet like with sweat? You know a big fat person sweats a lot. Keeps the skin soft so they don't have to put the lotion on their skin.
Posted by: Eromero at May 20, 2020 08:09 PM (XhWtx)

Stacey Abrams in a previous life. Also from Georgia:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yde5tteo

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2020 08:59 PM (Tlnf9)

365 Audra Adams, 32...

________



One Adams Shelved ... One Adams Shelved ... see a manatee at the Monkey Bar and Grille in Indialantic

Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2020 09:00 PM (WqPYg)

366 Is Abrams sassy?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 20, 2020 09:00 PM (Uu+Jp)

367 and Abrams reminds me of the mother on "What's Happening" give or take a few pulled pork hoagies.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at May 20, 2020 09:00 PM (4a9Vv)

368

Yeah, Dersh was just telling you the constitutional law. SCOTUS has ruled that the state has power to compel vaccination (for contagious diseases). Jacobson v. Mass.

Believe it or not, that decision was used as the precedent to uphold the Texas decision to shut down abortion clinics during the WuFlu.

Whether it should or should not compel vaccination in any specific case is a question for the political branches. But they have the power to do it.

Posted by: Judge Publius, 69th Circuit of the Ficus at May 20, 2020 09:00 PM (rCwaK)

369 It's not "human resources" anymore, it's "talent acquisition," which is about as fucking gayballz as it gets.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 20, 2020 08:58 PM (NWiLs)

Ever notice that Leftists love changing their name?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 09:00 PM (A5zUN)

370 363 It's not "human resources" anymore, it's "talent acquisition," which is about as fucking gayballz as it gets.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 20, 2020 08:58 PM (NWiLs)

Makes it sound like they're trying people out for porn.
Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2020 08:59 PM (BAsqb)

---------

So then talent acquisition no longer refers to learning to masturbate with your left hand?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 20, 2020 09:01 PM (kVr0X)

371 Whey before ghee, except after tea.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2020 09:01 PM (Fc5rx)

372 Posted by: REDACTED at May 20, 2020 08:33 PM (UUUON)

Oh, I don't know. I'm sure someone would.

Posted by: jakee308 at May 20, 2020 09:01 PM (/fsFg)

373 Apologies if this has been bandied about all day, but in about [five] minutes, Military Time will read 20:20:20 2020.
This will never happen again in history, nor should it.

-Thank You.
Posted by: Slapweasel

probably already been noted, but the time referenced above happens once in each time zone. military time is simply a 24 hour clock, 2000 hours (8pm) in nyc is not 2000 hours in la or sf.

Posted by: uglykidmoe at May 20, 2020 09:01 PM (jsvlk)

374 Some Moron needs to buy this. I mean, I'd love to, but, y'know. It's all the way over in Ohio. Oh well. My loss, your gain, &c &c.

https://tinyurl.com/y8mlujl7

Posted by: hogmartin at May 20, 2020 09:01 PM (t+qrx)

375 Stacy Abrams is kinda hot in a hippoish way. Soaking wet like with
sweat? You know a big fat person sweats a lot. Keeps the skin soft so
they don't have to put the lotion on their skin.

Posted by: Eromero at May 20, 2020 08:09 PM (XhWtx)


________



"It rubs the bacon grease on it's skin ..."

Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2020 09:01 PM (WqPYg)

376 Stacey Abrams in a previous life. Also from Georgia:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yde5tteo
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2020 08:59 PM (Tlnf9)
---
Oh! The huge manatee!

Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2020 09:01 PM (Eicbe)

377 So now I want Kayleigh McEnany, Lara Logan, and Candice Owens in a hot tub with many bottles of booze and me.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 09:01 PM (WvQcX)

378 366 Is Abrams sassy?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 20, 2020 09:00 PM (Uu+Jp)

--------

No, but she pivots as gracefully as a billiard ball.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 20, 2020 09:02 PM (kVr0X)

379 367
and Abrams reminds me of the mother on "What's Happening" give or take a few pulled pork hoagies.


Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at May 20, 2020 09:00 PM (4a9Vv)

_________


I hear when she has her frequent bouts of diarrhea they call her "Reruns" ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2020 09:02 PM (WqPYg)

380 Dang. Ron Johnson's been around long enough to snag a committee chair?

But, i'm still only 29...

Posted by: Introverted Elephocentric Hypochondriac at May 20, 2020 09:02 PM (rw/ga)

381 So now I want Kayleigh McEnany, Lara Logan, and Candice Owens in a hot tub with many bottles of booze and me.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 09:01 PM (WvQcX)
+++++++++++++
Dude. You need to share.

I'll take Candace off your hands.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 09:03 PM (wUFgi)

382 Yeah, Dersh was just telling you the constitutional law. SCOTUS has ruled that the state has power to compel vaccination (for contagious diseases). Jacobson v. Mass.

Believe it or not, that decision was used as the precedent to uphold the Texas decision to shut down abortion clinics during the WuFlu.

Whether it should or should not compel vaccination in any specific case is a question for the political branches. But they have the power to do it.
Posted by: Judge Publius, 69th Circuit of the Ficus at May 20, 2020 09:00 PM (rCwaK)


And remember, the USSC NEVER, EVER issues a bad decision.

Posted by: Dred Scott at May 20, 2020 09:04 PM (NiXyF)

383 Dude. You need to share.

I'll take Candace off your hands.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 09:03 PM (wUFgi


No.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 09:04 PM (WvQcX)

384 354 No, it wasn't from an M.D.; and it wasn't from a pharmacist but from the wife's medicine woman.

NOT the same as Ace's Twitchy link.
Posted by: andycanuck at May 20, 2020 08:57 PM (TQ/zJ)

*perks up*

Jane Seymour?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 08:58 PM

Could be me if crystals and chakras were involved.

Posted by: Marianne Williamson at May 20, 2020 09:04 PM (6K3U5)

385 I wonder what the love child of Kayleigh Stormborn, of House Trump, the First of Her Name, Queen of the Press Corps, and Governor De Santis of the Florida would be like?

Posted by: PJ at May 20, 2020 09:04 PM (qlTN9)

386 This will be done to allay fears of his senility by announcing a "Dream Team" of "leaders."

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 20, 2020 08:49 PM (1B9sG)

I doubt it. Way too much baggage to hand to Team Trump. Not worth the headache.

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2020 09:04 PM (li+1I)

387 H/T Insty

That idiot Trump

shorturl.at/fFP68

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 20, 2020 09:04 PM (jnM20)

388 Regardless of what you think of him, Rumsfeld makes a very useful quote, unknown unknowns, and the press shit all over him for it.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 20, 2020 09:05 PM (LxTcq)

389 I just.... "cardinal sin" of not accepting election results?? Even if you're just trolling and making crap up whole cloth this doesn't pass any kind of smell test. Who considers someone not accepting election results a major sin, let alone one of the most heinous, shocking of sins???

nobody. Nobody even remotely considers that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 09:05 PM (KZzsI)

390 So now I want Kayleigh McEnany, Lara Logan, and Candice Owens in a hot tub with many bottles of booze and me.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 09:01 PM (WvQcX)

+++++++++++++

Dude. You need to share.
--------------------------

I think he just did.

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2020 09:05 PM (li+1I)

391 No.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 09:04 PM (WvQcX)
+++++++++++++++++
Well, that was direct

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 09:05 PM (wUFgi)

392 Stacy Abrams is kinda hot in a hippoish way.

Posted by: Eromero at May 20, 2020 08:09 PM (XhWtx)
---
Not watching Fantasia with you.

Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2020 09:05 PM (Eicbe)

393 >> Dude. You need to share.

Cloning. It's the only answer to this dilemma. We can then all have the harems we like without denying others.

Or sexbots. Or holodecks. Or better, the Matrix. We could be sexual supermen there.

Posted by: Judge Publius, 69th Circuit of the Ficus at May 20, 2020 09:06 PM (rCwaK)

394 So now I want Kayleigh McEnany, Lara Logan, and Candice Owens in a hot tub with many bottles of booze and me.

I will just go with my time travel to the 80s for a hot tub with Molly Ringwald, Phoebe Cates, and Lea Thompson fantasy instead.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 09:06 PM (KZzsI)

395 Nice job Representative Corn-hole (Idiot-NY) for losing those 20 to 40 K Jobs for NYC. I bet your district, Mayor, and dumb-ass Gofernor must be proud of you and your Donkey Chompers............

LOSERS VOTE FOR LOSERS...........

SUCK IT UP BIG ROTTEN APPLE !!!!

Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at May 20, 2020 09:06 PM (qM84C)

396 Ever notice that Leftists love changing their name?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 09:00 PM (A5zUN)


OH YEAH. That's why I tell folks to not use their language it just makes it easier for them and when you don't it pisses them off.

Like employees is now Associates. Same pay, Same shit, new name.

When they started that shit in the business world I knew the left had invaded and it was only a matter of time. Which is why I hung on to a so so job because it was secure and the pay was okay. When the company closed on me I went to a place for a job THAT I HAD ALREADY DONE AND TRAINED TO DO. but it was HR and some 23 yo art history major asked me what I saw myself doing in 5 years. I just looked at her and laughed and got up and said call me. Knowing no call would be forthcoming. So I went on retirement SS which wasn't bad. I was a bit short for a couple years but I made it through by selling stuff I didn't want or need or use anymore.

Never went to another job interview.

Posted by: jakee308 at May 20, 2020 09:06 PM (/fsFg)

397 391 No.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 09:04 PM (WvQcX)
+++++++++++++++++
Well, that was direct
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 09:05 PM (wUFgi


You can have the First Lady but you'll need to fight Trump for her.

He has the Navy Seals at his disposal though.

Good luck!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 09:06 PM (WvQcX)

398 anyone besides me recall the SNL bit in which whatever the woman's name was, well she was playing Sarah Sanders and she said "my father was governor of Arkansas and my mother was a fat hamburger"? Am I recalling that or imagining it?

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at May 20, 2020 09:07 PM (4a9Vv)

399 Ever notice how Rubin's portrait photo has the smug grimace of someone who has hot-boxed an elevator full of widows and orphans?

Posted by: Regular joe at May 20, 2020 09:07 PM (L9P9s)

400 Lara Logan is still getting reconstructive surgeries after that diversity event in Tarir Square.

Posted by: JuJuBee at May 20, 2020 09:07 PM (0TqRP)

401 Or sexbots. Or holodecks. Or better, the Matrix. We could be sexual supermen there.
Posted by: Judge Publius, 69th Circuit of the Ficus at May 20, 2020 09:06 PM (rCwaK)
++++++++++++++
https://youtu.be/_3rfAjpHOyI

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 09:08 PM (wUFgi)

402 ghee = clarified butter

Posted by: andycanuck at May 20, 2020 09:08 PM (TQ/zJ)

403 So now I want Kayleigh McEnany, Lara Logan, and Candice Owens in a hot tub with many bottles of booze and me.

I will just go with my time travel to the 80s for a hot tub with Molly Ringwald, Phoebe Cates, and Lea Thompson fantasy instead.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 09:06 PM (KZzsI)


When you're done, lend it to me so I can swim with Pola Negri, Ann Dvorak and Joan Blondell.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 20, 2020 09:08 PM (2JVJo)

404 Was just reading about Jerry Lewis' never-released and supposedly horrible movie, The Day The Clown Cried. It'll be available for public viewing in 2025.

Anyone have any interest in seeing it at that time? I kind of do, just for the spectacle, a la Heaven's Gate.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2020 09:08 PM (L2ZTs)

405 392 Stacy Abrams is kinda hot in a hippoish way.

Posted by: Eromero at May 20, 2020 08:09 PM (XhWtx)
---
Not watching Fantasia with you.
Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2020 09:05 PM (Eicbe)

lol

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2020 09:08 PM (KnJdm)

406 Or sexbots. Or holodecks. Or better, the Matrix. We could be sexual supermen there.
Posted by: Judge Publius,


Somewhere, a lonely ficus cries.

Posted by: Miklos, not crying much himself at May 20, 2020 09:08 PM (QzkSJ)

407 The holodeck must have been awfully sticky.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 20, 2020 09:08 PM (Uu+Jp)

408 Or sexbots. Or holodecks. Or better, the Matrix. We could be sexual supermen there.
Posted by: Judge Publius, 69th Circuit of the Ficus at May 20, 2020 09:06 PM (rCwaK)


Yeah, I guess that's great for everyone else. Not so nice for those of us who can only become aroused by a woman slowly, seductively, and correctly choosing only the pictures with traffic lights in them.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 20, 2020 09:08 PM (t+qrx)

409 You can have the First Lady but you'll need to fight Trump for her.

He's almost 80 I'm pretty sure I can take him

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 09:09 PM (KZzsI)

410 Sophia Loren, Marilyn Monroe and May West.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 09:09 PM (WvQcX)

411
When girls were girls:

https://youtu.be/PBvH_o3B6RE?t=742

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 20, 2020 09:09 PM (1B9sG)

412 So now I want Kayleigh McEnany, Lara Logan, and Candice Owens in a hot tub with many bottles of booze and me.

Make a pron short of it. Title:
"Thigh High Boots And Naughty Yoots"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2020 09:10 PM (L2ZTs)

413 Yeah, I guess that's great for everyone else. Not so nice for those of us who can only become aroused by a woman slowly, seductively, and correctly choosing only the pictures with traffic lights in them.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 20, 2020 09:08 PM (t+qrx)
+++++++++++++
The Matrix 1.5 revision A is implementing captcha support, so you'll be good to go in about six months. Maybe nine months. *Definitely* by the end of Q4.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 09:10 PM (wUFgi)

414 Look out for the Chinese sexbots coming our way in 10 years at Costco...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2020 09:10 PM (L2ZTs)

415 ghee = clarified butter
Posted by: andycanuck


Ghee your Hair Smells Terriffic!

Posted by: Sri Joe Bidenavastra at May 20, 2020 09:10 PM (QzkSJ)

416 All my hot tub men are mute.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 20, 2020 09:11 PM (nRWPy)

417 Stacy Abrams is kinda hot in a hippoish way.



Posted by: Eromero at May 20, 2020 08:09 PM (XhWtx)



She wouldn't be hot if she was smothered in napalm

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2020 09:11 PM (a8I88)

418 407 The holodeck must have been awfully sticky.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 20, 2020 09:08 PM (Uu+Jp)


Lulz

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 09:11 PM (WvQcX)

419 The holodeck must have been awfully sticky.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 20, 2020 09:08 PM (Uu+Jp)


The worst job on a starship is cleaning up the holodeck.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 20, 2020 09:11 PM (2JVJo)

420 Ingrid Begman, Grace Kelly, and Bridgitte Bardot

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 09:12 PM (KZzsI)

421 402
ghee = clarified butter


Posted by: andycanuck at May 20, 2020 09:08 PM (TQ/zJ)

________


Thanks, I was going to ask for a clarification.

Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2020 09:12 PM (WqPYg)

422 More like, Ghee Your Hair Smells Rancid.

Posted by: JuJuBee at May 20, 2020 09:12 PM (0TqRP)

423 Wait, so Biden's spokesperson is a guy named Bates? As in "Master?" what are the odds?

Posted by: vivi at May 20, 2020 09:12 PM (11H2y)

424 The worst job on a starship is cleaning up the holodeck.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 20, 2020 09:11 PM (2JVJo)

Red shirts got sent in.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 20, 2020 09:12 PM (Uu+Jp)

425 All my hot tub men are mute.


We're not just pieces of meat!!!

Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2020 09:12 PM (Qf83p)

426 416 All my hot tub men are mute.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 20, 2020 09:11 PM (nRWPy

Heh. Not even Sean Connery reading you Shakespeare?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 09:12 PM (WvQcX)

427 Ghee whiz is clarified urine.

Posted by: JuJuBee at May 20, 2020 09:13 PM (0TqRP)

428 correctly choosing only the pictures with traffic lights in them.
Posted by: hogmartin

"headlights"

Posted by: Miklos, and she was going to make a pot for me at May 20, 2020 09:13 PM (QzkSJ)

429 vivi, Bates.
First name Norman...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2020 09:13 PM (L2ZTs)

430 404
Was just reading about Jerry Lewis' never-released and supposedly
horrible movie, The Day The Clown Cried. It'll be available for public
viewing in 2025.



Anyone have any interest in seeing it at that time? I kind of do, just for the spectacle, a la Heaven's Gate.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2020 09:08 PM (L2ZTs)

________


Only if Dean Martin is in it. ;-)

Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2020 09:13 PM (WqPYg)

431 >> The holodeck must have been awfully sticky.

Sonic cleaning technology. It was "sonic showers" wasn't it.

The spooge mass is converted to energy to power the warp core.

Posted by: Judge Publius, 69th Circuit of the Ficus at May 20, 2020 09:13 PM (rCwaK)

432 ShainS, he is not.
Wish Dean were still around. Still miss him.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2020 09:13 PM (L2ZTs)

433 If there's no money in the future what is the incentive for the Red Shirts?

Room and board?

Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2020 09:13 PM (Qf83p)

434 All my hot tub men are mute.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 20, 2020 09:11 PM (nRWPy)
+++++++++++++++
So I'm guessing that Sean Hannity isn't involved?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 09:13 PM (wUFgi)

435 Kate Upton, Christina Hendricks, Melissa Rauch.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2020 09:14 PM (KnJdm)

436 "we can talk we just are rendered speechless"
--Cary Grant, John Wayne, and Paul Newman in Dagny's hot tub

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 09:14 PM (KZzsI)

437 Michelin Pilot sheen....
Our Ace is the BEST Ace.

Posted by: torabora at May 20, 2020 09:14 PM (Y274z)

438 416
All my hot tub men are mute.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 20, 2020 09:11 PM (nRWPy)
_________


Tongueless?

Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2020 09:14 PM (WqPYg)

439 412 So now I want Kayleigh McEnany, Lara Logan, and Candice Owens in a hot tub with many bottles of booze and me.

Make a pron short of it. Title:
"Thigh High Boots And Naughty Yoots"
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2020 09:10 PM (L2ZTs)



Steve, is this the new job you were mentioning?

qdp. movie producer.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2020 09:14 PM (sy5kK)

440 435 Kate Upton, Christina Hendricks, Melissa Rauch.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2020 09:14 PM (KnJdm


No chance anyone accidentally drowns, that's for sure.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 09:14 PM (WvQcX)

441 Of course, the problem with the holodeck is if you use it to have a sexual encounter with a living woman. How did the Federation get around the non-consent laws?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 20, 2020 09:14 PM (2JVJo)

442 Room and board?
Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2020 09:13 PM (Qf83p)
+++++++++++++
A snappy uniform and the sweet release of death when they finally get selected for an away team?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 09:14 PM (wUFgi)

443 425 All my hot tub men are mute.


We're not just pieces of meat!!!
Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2020 09:12 PM (Qf83p)

Speak for yourself.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2020 09:15 PM (KnJdm)

444 just off the top of my head, hottest celebrity I can think of was Nikki Cox.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at May 20, 2020 09:15 PM (4a9Vv)

445 But Sean Hannity installed the hot tub.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 20, 2020 09:15 PM (Owlqg)

446 That's the title of one of Stacey's porn books.

All My Men are Mute.

Actually I think it was Mules.

Posted by: JuJuBee at May 20, 2020 09:15 PM (0TqRP)

447 LCD, hmmmmmmmmmm

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2020 09:15 PM (L2ZTs)

448 My now passed friend Tony swore by used tires....says they would have failed if they weren't any good.

Posted by: torabora at May 20, 2020 09:15 PM (Y274z)

449 But Sean Hannity installed the hot tub.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 20, 2020 09:15 PM (Owlqg)


He's great with caulk!

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2020 09:16 PM (L2ZTs)

450 I will just go with my time travel to the 80s for a hot tub with Molly Ringwald, Phoebe Cates, and Lea Thompson fantasy instead.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 09:06 PM (KZzsI)

Marilyn Monroe, Sophia Loren, Lana Turner

Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2020 09:16 PM (qAR6u)

451 Re your post:
"Apologies if this has been bandied about all day, but in about [five] minutes, Military Time will read 20:20:20 2020.
This will never happen again in history, nor should it."

Actually, that will happen *every day* this year!

Posted by: bradc at May 20, 2020 09:16 PM (Rjmfp)

452 435 Kate Upton, Christina Hendricks, Melissa Rauch.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2020 09:14 PM (KnJdm)

Solid. Remove Rauch, add Alexandra Daddario.

And, per the discussion from earlier, we need to work Sela Ward and Dana Delany in somewhere...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 09:16 PM (A5zUN)

453 So now I want Kayleigh McEnany, Lara Logan, and Candice Owens in a hot tub with many bottles of booze and me.

Over the course of 8-12 hours, I would give each of them the best 6.4 seconds of their lives.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 20, 2020 09:16 PM (IsQS3)

454 What two women, from any point in history would you choose for a holodeck threescore?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 20, 2020 09:16 PM (Uu+Jp)

455 Wait, so Biden's spokesperson is a guy named Bates? As in "Master?" what are the odds?

Posted by: vivi at May 20, 2020 09:12 PM (11H2y)


Norman

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2020 09:16 PM (a8I88)

456 433
If there's no money in the future what is the incentive for the Red Shirts?



Room and board?

Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2020 09:13 PM (Qf83p)

_________


Sessions with Counselor Troi before their impending deaths?

Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2020 09:17 PM (WqPYg)

457 Over the course of 8-12 hours, I would give each of them the best 6.4 seconds of their lives.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 20, 2020 09:16 PM (IsQS3)


Damn, son. Pace yourself.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 09:17 PM (WvQcX)

458 "In Kiev late last month, District Court Judge S. V. Vovk ordered the country’s law enforcement services to

formally list the fired prosecutor, Victor Shokin, as the

victim of an alleged crime by the former U.S. vice president, according to an official English translation of the ruling obtained by Just the News."

Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2020 09:17 PM (0C5eS)

459 just off the top of my head, hottest celebrity I can think of was Nikki Cox.
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at May 20, 2020 09:15 PM (4a9Vv)


She really is the definition of "to each his own." I do not find her attractive. At. All.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 20, 2020 09:17 PM (2JVJo)

460 I will just go with my time travel to the 80s for a hot tub with Molly Ringwald, Phoebe Cates, and Lea Thompson fantasy instead.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 09:06 PM (KZzsI)

Raquel Welch, Ann-Margaret, Jean Seberg

Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2020 09:17 PM (qAR6u)

461 All my hot tubs are cracked.

Posted by: Stacey Abrams at May 20, 2020 09:17 PM (0TqRP)

462 I couldn't go out with Alexandria Daddario, I'd spend the whole time just helplessly mesmerized by her eyes

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 09:17 PM (KZzsI)

463 What two women, from any point in history would you choose for a holodeck threescore?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 20, 2020 09:16 PM (Uu+Jp)
++++++++++++
Helen Thomas and Andrea Mitchell

Posted by: No man ever at May 20, 2020 09:18 PM (wUFgi)

464 Hedy Lamarr

Delores Moran

Thelma Ritter

Posted by: REDACTED at May 20, 2020 09:18 PM (UUUON)

465 What two women, from any point in history would you choose for a holodeck threescore?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 20, 2020 09:16 PM (Uu+Jp)

Helen Thomas and Rose DeLauro

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 20, 2020 09:18 PM (Owlqg)

466 What two women, from any point in history would you choose for a holodeck threescore?

Not Mary Todd Lincoln, that's for sure...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2020 09:18 PM (L2ZTs)

467 What two women, from any point in history would you choose for a holodeck threescore?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 20, 2020 09:16 PM (Uu+Jp)


Catherine the Great loved to fuck.

I wonder about Cleopatra.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 20, 2020 09:19 PM (2JVJo)

468 Wth is a threescore. I meant threesome. I'm thinking Raquel Welsh from recent history and maybe Bathseba from ancient history.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 20, 2020 09:19 PM (Uu+Jp)

469 Adrianne Paliki from John Wick.

With that same black eyeliner.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 09:19 PM (WvQcX)

470 Neve Campbell and Denise Richards from Wild Things.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 09:19 PM (wUFgi)

471 I will just go with my time travel to the 80s for a hot tub with Molly Ringwald, Phoebe Cates, and Lea Thompson fantasy instead.

Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2020 09:17 PM (qAR6u)

Jane Seymour, Diana Rigg, Helen Mirren

Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2020 09:19 PM (qAR6u)

472 20:20:20 2020.

Posted by: Eromero at May 20, 2020 09:19 PM (XhWtx)

473 Besides Melania, has there ever been a hot first lady?

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2020 09:19 PM (L2ZTs)

474 Church burnings stopped when the Lightworker was in office

Posted by: People in Parent's Basements. at May 20, 2020 09:19 PM (Y274z)

475 Hedy Lamarr

Delores Moran

Thelma Ritter
Posted by: REDACTED at May 20, 2020 09:18 PM (UUUON)


And when Thelma wears out, you can get Edna May Oliver to pinch-hit.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 20, 2020 09:20 PM (2JVJo)

476 Helen of Troy and her sister.

Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2020 09:20 PM (Qf83p)

477 461
All my hot tubs are cracked.

Posted by: Stacey Abrams at May 20, 2020 09:17 PM (0TqRP)

_________


And all your cracks are hot tubs.

Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2020 09:20 PM (WqPYg)

478 409
He's almost 80 .............
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 09:09 PM (KZzsI)
-------------------------------
Nooooooo!
He's almost 74.
You can't round up like that!!!


Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 20, 2020 09:20 PM (M/9m0)

479 from the new Dr Seuss book:

Stacy Abrams Can Moo
Can You?

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at May 20, 2020 09:20 PM (4a9Vv)

480 If only I had been more like Stacey Abrams.
Posted by: Rachel Corrie at May 20, 2020 08:40 PM (li+1I)

Just more grease for the grousers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2020 09:20 PM (Tlnf9)

481 473 Besides Melania, has there ever been a hot first lady?
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2020 09:19 PM (L2ZTs


If you read the Presstitutes from 2008-2016, yes.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 09:21 PM (WvQcX)

482 Besides Melania, has there ever been a hot first lady?
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2020 09:19 PM (L2ZTs)


Vic says Dolly Madison was a saucy little minx.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 20, 2020 09:21 PM (2JVJo)

483 Besides Melania, has there ever been a hot first lady?

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2020 09:19 PM (L2ZTs)


Eleanor Roosevelt: What am I, chopped inbred lesbian?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2020 09:21 PM (a8I88)

484 Wth is a threescore.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 20, 2020 09:19 PM (Uu+Jp)


60.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 20, 2020 09:21 PM (t+qrx)

485 25 year old Janine Lindemulder and 20 year old Emily Ratajkowski.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 20, 2020 09:21 PM (p0Y1J)

486 Horton Hears a Moo.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 20, 2020 09:21 PM (Owlqg)

487 473 Besides Melania, has there ever been a hot first lady?
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2020 09:19 PM (L2ZTs)

William Rufus King

Posted by: REDACTED at May 20, 2020 09:21 PM (UUUON)

488 Mary Poppins, well Dolly's snack cakes were to die for.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2020 09:21 PM (L2ZTs)

489 Eleanor Roosevelt: What am I, chopped inbred lesbian?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2020 09:21 PM (a8I8
++++++++++++
Something like that, yeah...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 09:21 PM (wUFgi)

490 I hope the guys who run the holodeck and the teleporter have secret clearance.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 20, 2020 09:22 PM (LxTcq)

491 473
Besides Melania, has there ever been a hot first lady?

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2020 09:19 PM (L2ZTs)

_________


Reggie?

Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2020 09:22 PM (WqPYg)

492 Wth is a threescore.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 20, 2020 09:19 PM (Uu+Jp)
++++++++++++
Life span minus ten years?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 09:22 PM (wUFgi)

493 "who continues to insist she is the Governor of Georgia, and perhaps the Duke of Savoy as well."
Napoleon. Mad King George!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - Hydroxy Chloro Queen and Bat Soup Nazi at May 20, 2020 09:22 PM (rCwaK)

494 If you put Stacy Abrams on a holodeck the damned thing would tip over.

Posted by: torabora at May 20, 2020 09:22 PM (Y274z)

495 Besides Melania, has there ever been a hot first lady?

If you believe Democrats, Jackie Kennedy but she did nothing for me.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 09:22 PM (KZzsI)

496 I want that chick who stripped in Roadhouse.

Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2020 09:22 PM (Qf83p)

497 And when Thelma wears out, you can get Edna May Oliver to pinch-hit.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 20, 2020 09:20 PM (2JVJo)

just wanted to see if anyone was awake

Posted by: REDACTED at May 20, 2020 09:23 PM (UUUON)

498 Hedy Lamarr



Delores Moran



Thelma Ritter

Posted by: REDACTED at May 20, 2020 09:18 PM (UUUON)

Hedley, Hedley!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2020 09:23 PM (a8I88)

499 IMHO Jackie Kennedy was NOT a hot first lady.
IMHO she proved by the end of her life that all she gave a shit about was money.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2020 09:23 PM (L2ZTs)

500 The problem with a throuple is that they sync up.


And then what do you do?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 20, 2020 09:23 PM (IsQS3)

501 Christopher, you beat me to it. Exactly.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2020 09:23 PM (L2ZTs)

502 Late 70's early 80's Jane Seymour

Grace Kelly

Denise Milani

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 09:23 PM (A5zUN)

503 I will just go with my time travel to the 80s for a hot tub with Molly Ringwald, Phoebe Cates, and Lea Thompson fantasy instead.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 09:06 PM (KZzsI)

Marcia Brady, Jan Brady, Cindy Brady

Posted by: Jeffery Epstein at May 20, 2020 09:24 PM (qAR6u)

504 I'm still fetching.

**hic**
**shart**

Posted by: Hillary at May 20, 2020 09:24 PM (WvQcX)

505 Democrat Governors systematically slaughter the elderly and then blame "conservatives" who want to go out and work and live.

Hillary allows four Americans including HER FRIEND to be shot, burned, violated and mutilated and then blames it on a "conservative" who made an video about muslims that was seen by 300 people.

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2020 09:24 PM (uEbPt)

506 Emily Ratajkowski looks super hot in one picture and like an elf in the next picture.

She's a two-face.

Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2020 09:24 PM (Qf83p)

507 Vic says Dolly Madison was a saucy little minx.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 20, 2020 09:21 PM (2JVJo)

That's what you get for watching Prometheus all the time, Madison!
-Vic

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 09:24 PM (A5zUN)

508 I see this Thread hasn't tanked quite yet.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 20, 2020 09:24 PM (DMUuz)

509 And then what do you do?
Watch.

Posted by: jonah goldberg's couch at May 20, 2020 09:25 PM (TQ/zJ)

510 479
from the new Dr Seuss book:

Stacy Abrams Can Moo
Can You?


Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at May 20, 2020 09:20 PM (4a9Vv)

_________


486
Horton Hears a Moo.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 20, 2020 09:21 PM (Owlqg)


___________



The Pocket Book of Boners.


Oh, wait, I'm doing this wrong ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2020 09:25 PM (WqPYg)

511 506 Emily Ratajkowski looks super hot in one picture and like an elf in the next picture.

She's a two-face.
Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2020 09:24 PM (Qf83p)

She has a very particular look.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 09:25 PM (A5zUN)

512 Wth is a threescore.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 20, 2020 09:19 PM (Uu+Jp)

A closing time 7, the next morning.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2020 09:25 PM (KnJdm)

513 I think I would choose Ginger and Mary Ann in an attempt to end the controversy.

I'm a giver like that.

Posted by: jsg at May 20, 2020 09:25 PM (aFWbw)

514 Does she have man-hands too?

Posted by: andycanuck at May 20, 2020 09:25 PM (TQ/zJ)

515 If you believe Democrats, Jackie Kennedy but she did nothing for me.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 09:22 PM (KZzsI)

Shit if you believe Democrats then St Moochelle of Arm Toning

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2020 09:25 PM (uEbPt)

516 Besides Melania, has there ever been a hot first lady?

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2020 09:19 PM (L2ZTs)


Frances Cleveland doesn't seem to have been too hard on the eyes.

https://tinyurl.com/yaq8appo

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 20, 2020 09:25 PM (2JVJo)

517 496 I want that chick who stripped in Roadhouse.
Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2020 09:22 PM (Qf83p)

She was 19 when that was filmed. She went on to a career as a stunt woman.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at May 20, 2020 09:25 PM (Wm5SB)

518 African leaders don't need no WHO. Alriiiiight!
https://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=4M6JvzYMErA

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - Hydroxy Chloro Queen and Bat Soup Nazi at May 20, 2020 09:26 PM (rCwaK)

519
The vast majority of left-wing protesters arrested on suspicion of politically-fuelled offences in Berlin are young men who live with their parents, a new report found.

Oh, Europeans. Natural layabouts.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2020 09:26 PM (mht8P)

520 Jackie O had daddy issues

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2020 09:26 PM (JKNZq)

521 Jackie Kennedy could look hot.

Posted by: Stacey Abrams at May 20, 2020 09:26 PM (0TqRP)

522 I'm still fetching.

**hic**
**shart**

Posted by: Hillary at May 20, 2020 09:24 PM (WvQcX)


I read that as "felching."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 20, 2020 09:26 PM (2JVJo)

523 That gym in NJ, where the owner has been harassed, arrested, and visitors followed and cited by the NJ police.

Is there a GoFundMe for their legal bills yet?

These people are modern patriots for standing up to government thuggery and Constitutional abuse.



Bluestate Murphy should be spending his time on how to solve the upcoming Depression that is soon to hit his state.

And the suicides, bankruptcies, divorces, and wife beatings that associate that upcoming NJ economic Depression.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2020 09:27 PM (sy5kK)

524 I will just go with my time travel to the 80s for a hot tub with Molly Ringwald, Phoebe Cates, and Lea Thompson fantasy instead.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 09:06 PM (KZzsI)

Marcia Brady, Jan Brady, Cindy Brady

Posted by: Jeffery Epstein at May 20, 2020 09:24 PM (qAR6u)

Greg Brady, Peter Brady, Bobby Brady

Posted by: Kevin Spacey at May 20, 2020 09:27 PM (qAR6u)

525
Melania is the hottest of any since photography. A genuine FLILF.

Before that, I don't know. Dolly Madison was supposed to be hot. There's portraits of all the First Ladies and you can look at those.

Some of them were prune faced scolds. Some do like they could be hot.

Posted by: Judge Publius, 69th Circuit of the Ficus at May 20, 2020 09:27 PM (rCwaK)

526 Abby Hornacek
yeah, I'm going to hell.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 20, 2020 09:27 PM (IsQS3)

527 514 Does she have man-hands too?
Posted by: andycanuck at May 20, 2020 09:25 PM (TQ/zJ)

A thorough search might turn up a whole man, but we will never know.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2020 09:28 PM (KnJdm)

528 Emily Ratajkowski looks super hot in one picture and like an elf in the next picture.

She's a two-face.
Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2020 09:24 PM (Qf83p)

She has a very particular look.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 09:25 PM (A5zUN)

I've always thought she was a bit of a butter face. I'd like to see her smile.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 20, 2020 09:29 PM (Uu+Jp)

529 Hey what about us?

Posted by: Ben Shapiros Sisters Ashkenazi Breasts at May 20, 2020 09:29 PM (L9P9s)

530 Except for the fact that the car - one of the most beautiful American cars - is shot from the front instead of the side, this is moving in to "perfect picture" territory:
https://tinyurl.com/y7vepwul

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 09:30 PM (wUFgi)

531 There's never been a hot tub that could hold me. Back. Hold me back.

I'll even stroke Joe's golden leg hairs if that's what it takes to get on that old racist's ticket.

Posted by: Stacey Abrams at May 20, 2020 09:30 PM (0TqRP)

532 Mark Cuban on Hannity.

It's the Singularity of Obnoxious.

Dear God, I can't look away.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 20, 2020 09:30 PM (IsQS3)

533 >> Hey what about us?
Posted by: Ben Shapiros Sisters Ashkenazi Breasts

*spurt*

Posted by: Judge Publius, 69th Circuit of the Ficus at May 20, 2020 09:30 PM (rCwaK)

534 325 I'm sure it'll come out soon that Gates' vaccine contains microscopic microchips for tracking and other purposes.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2020 08:51 PM (L2ZTs)
***************
They're going all in and improving on the movie where people were shrunk down and injected into people only this time they'll all be little Gretas and Karens who will mind your every move and thought and make you behave or suffer.

Posted by: torabora at May 20, 2020 09:30 PM (Y274z)

535 Pick me and my friend !

Posted by: Trans-ylvanian Rachel at May 20, 2020 09:31 PM (aFWbw)

536 Emily Ratajkowski looks super hot in one picture and like an elf in the next picture.

She's a two-face.
Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2020 09:24 PM (Qf83p)

and several bees stung her lips.

meh.

Hard meh.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Taking the Afternoon Off at May 20, 2020 09:31 PM (x8Wzq)

537 OMG Ace--this post made me laugh like a lunatic, and I needed it.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2020 09:32 PM (TdMsT)

538 I want Alameda, Covina, and La Brea Andrews in my hot tub. Those sisters are the hottest thing since split bloomers.

Stacey can go fuck herself.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 20, 2020 09:33 PM (0TqRP)

539 Seriously, any guess on what Tank weighs?

Posted by: ws at May 20, 2020 09:33 PM (bZwzw)

540 When she washed the car I really liked the part when she soaped down the antenna and gave it a good scrubbing.

That was a real thing.

Memories from Boone Manor, Sacramento

Posted by: torabora at May 20, 2020 09:34 PM (Y274z)

541 Emily hasn't aged well, hence 20 year old Emily. Also, dat snatch tho.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 20, 2020 09:34 PM (p0Y1J)

542 Madeline Kahn


Beatrice Author

Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at May 20, 2020 09:34 PM (VcFUs)

543 Seriously, any guess on what Tank weighs?

Posted by: ws at May 20, 2020 09:33 PM (bZwzw)

Jen Rubin's face might know.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 20, 2020 09:35 PM (Uu+Jp)

544 Me and mom are available for double dates, nudge nudge wink wink. She has a nudge, I still have a wink.

Posted by: Dr. Rachel at May 20, 2020 09:35 PM (0TqRP)

545 Seriously, any guess on what Tank weighs?

Posted by: ws at May 20, 2020 09:33 PM (bZwzw)

Twenty Stone.

Maybe 18 stone when she takes the snacks out of her pockets.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Taking the Afternoon Off at May 20, 2020 09:35 PM (x8Wzq)

546 Seriously, any guess on what Tank weighs?

How tall is she? She looks low 200s to me, but its hard to tell just by a pic

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 09:35 PM (KZzsI)

547 Which 3 in a hot tub?

Well, Kate Upton has two sisters

Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2020 09:36 PM (qAR6u)

548
Sen John Kennedy, R - LA.

How do we clone that guy and enter those clones into the fall elections of other states?



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2020 09:36 PM (sy5kK)

549 I agree that Melanie Trump is the best looking First Lady but she's really not my type. She always looks like she's giving you the mean eyes.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 20, 2020 09:36 PM (2DOZq)

550 Tried to find a decent picture of Bernadette Peters and a pink Cadillac, but this is the best I can find, which isn't saying much:

https://tinyurl.com/yc55wumm

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 20, 2020 09:36 PM (2JVJo)

551 Some of them were prune faced scolds. Some do like they could be hot.





Posted by: Judge Publius, 69th Circuit of the Ficus at May 20, 2020 09:27 PM


Martha Washington was a hip, hip, hip lady, maaaann!

https://tinyurl.com/ydx7ofod

Posted by: Bert G at May 20, 2020 09:37 PM (OMsf+)

552 Melania is the hottest of any since photography. A genuine FLILF.

Before that, I don't know. Dolly Madison was supposed to be hot. There's portraits of all the First Ladies and you can look at those.

Some of them were prune faced scolds. Some do like they could be hot.

Posted by: Judge Publius, 69th Circuit of the Ficus at May 20, 2020 09:27 PM (rCwaK)
*****************
If you liked carpet munching Eleanor Roosevelt was available.

Posted by: torabora at May 20, 2020 09:37 PM (Y274z)

553 Eugenie Bouchard and her twin sister might be a a good start for filling the hot tub.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 20, 2020 09:37 PM (Uu+Jp)

554 539 Seriously, any guess on what Tank weighs?

Posted by: ws at May 20, 2020 09:33 PM (bZwzw)

Enough that her scale says One At A Time Please when she steps on it.

Posted by: jsg at May 20, 2020 09:38 PM (aFWbw)

555 I agree that Melanie Trump is the best looking First Lady but she's really not my type. She always looks like she's giving you the mean eyes.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 20, 2020 09:36 PM (2DOZq)
+++++++++++++
Wouldn't you, if the press was always there?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 09:38 PM (wUFgi)

556 549 I agree that Melanie Trump is the best looking First Lady but she's really not my type. She always looks like she's giving you the mean eyes.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 20, 2020 09:36 PM (2DOZq)


She looks bossy. I'm betting she's good with a riding crop.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 09:38 PM (+b1ew)

557 My guess on Tank is 325 pounds

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2020 09:39 PM (JKNZq)

558 I agree that Melanie Trump is the best looking First Lady but she's really not my type. She always looks like she's giving you the mean eyes.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 20, 2020 09:36 PM (2DOZq)


Yeah, probably not a popular opinion, but I agree. She looks like a model, on account of that's what she is. She's a model. That's what they look like.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Posted by: hogmartin at May 20, 2020 09:39 PM (t+qrx)

559 Jobyna Ralston

Dolores Costello

Myrna Loy

If we're gonna go early films

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 09:40 PM (KZzsI)

560 Exactly Joe Mannix!

Posted by: ws at May 20, 2020 09:40 PM (bZwzw)

561 Hey Hogmartin!

Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2020 09:40 PM (TdMsT)

562 My guess on Tank is 325 pounds
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2020 09:39 PM (JKNZq)
+++++++++++
No way. She's 5' 3"

220, maybe - *maybe* probably closer to 190

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 09:40 PM (wUFgi)

563 You'd think somebody who ran for governor of Georgia and doesn't pay her taxes could afford Invisalign.

Posted by: JuJuBee at May 20, 2020 09:41 PM (0TqRP)

564 My guess on Tank is 325 pounds

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2020 09:39 PM (JKNZq)


On the moon

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2020 09:41 PM (a8I88)

565 549 I agree that Melanie Trump is the best looking First Lady but she's really not my type. She always looks like she's giving you the mean eyes.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 20, 2020 09:36 PM (2DOZq)

That her fashion runway face. Serious and blank so as not to be distracting. When you see videos of her interacting with people and she's smiling she just completely lights up. I just love her. I hope she also kicks ass during PDT second term.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at May 20, 2020 09:41 PM (Xt7n2)

566 Hallo, Ladyl. Pretty nice day here.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 20, 2020 09:41 PM (t+qrx)

567
That her fashion runway face. Serious and blank so as not to be distracting. When you see videos of her interacting with people and she's smiling she just completely lights up. I just love her. I hope she also kicks ass during PDT second term.
Posted by: Cheriebebe at May 20, 2020 09:41 PM (Xt7n2


This. Love the vids of her visiting the troops.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 09:42 PM (+b1ew)

568 Carole Landis and a Carole Landis lookalike.

Posted by: jsg at May 20, 2020 09:42 PM (aFWbw)

569 I'm 5'6". I'm not built at all like Tank. I'm 250. She's a lot heavier than you think.

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2020 09:43 PM (JKNZq)

570 I loved how the Black guy on Tucker tonight was saying a fat black bossy female was going to bring out the Black MALE vote.

Nope, they'll be going, nope, uh uh, they run my damn life already, don't want em runnin the country.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 20, 2020 09:43 PM (NgKpN)

571 Asiana flight 214:
Wi Tu Lo
Ho Lee Fuk
Sum Ting Wong

Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2020 09:43 PM (X5CsJ)

572 Jobyna Ralston

Dolores Costello

Myrna Loy

If we're gonna go early films
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 09:40 PM (KZzsI)


You, sir, have excellent taste.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 20, 2020 09:44 PM (2JVJo)

573 I'm not built at all like Tank.
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2020 09:43 PM (JKNZq)


This is a lot funnier to read if I pretend you omitted the indefinite article.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 20, 2020 09:44 PM (t+qrx)

574 She has to be close to 300

Posted by: ws at May 20, 2020 09:45 PM (bZwzw)

575 Rachel Maddow is rapidly running out of panics to pimp.

Several weeks ago, she was telling her viewers that the deaths in NYC-area old folks homes was a national scandal. Oops - she had to stop that line of attack on Trump when Cuomo's Executive Order about infected old folks became known.

The she said everyone in Florida will die.

Then she said everyone in South Dakota will die because of "outbreaks" in meat packing plants.

Then she had to move along to saying everyone in Iowa will die because of outbreaks in meat packing plants.

Now she's saying everyone in New Mexico would be dead, if not for the fabulous actions of the Democrat female governor, Michelle Luhan-Some Anglo Name.

She's a real piece of work.

Posted by: Gref at May 20, 2020 09:45 PM (AMIL/)

576 550 Tried to find a decent picture of Bernadette Peters and a pink Cadillac, but this is the best I can find, which isn't saying much:

https://tinyurl.com/yc55wumm
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 20, 2020 09:36 PM (2JVJo)

Bernadette Peters is 70-something and still looks amazing.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 20, 2020 09:45 PM (OzQGF)

577 I am at least off prednisone. I doubt that's what caused Tank's weight.

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2020 09:46 PM (JKNZq)

578 Seriously, any guess on what Tank weighs?





Posted by: ws at May 20, 2020 09:33 PM (bZwzw)


In stone or long tons?

Posted by: Mr. Morango at May 20, 2020 09:46 PM (2N7oZ)

579 Mark Cuban on Hannity.

It's the Singularity of Obnoxious.

Dear God, I can't look away.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 20, 2020 09:30 PM (IsQS3)
**************
Not only is he obnoxious, he's an idiot voting for Biden.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 20, 2020 09:47 PM (wiXsO)

580 574 She has to be close to 300

Posted by: ws at May 20, 2020 09:45 PM (bZwzw)

Then we will fight in the shade.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2020 09:47 PM (A5zUN)

581 She likes to wear the feedback

Posted by: ws at May 20, 2020 09:47 PM (bZwzw)

582 She just big-boned.

Posted by: jsg at May 20, 2020 09:47 PM (aFWbw)

583 Feedbag

Posted by: ws at May 20, 2020 09:47 PM (bZwzw)

584 578 Seriously, any guess on what Tank weighs?





Posted by: ws at May 20, 2020 09:33 PM (bZwzw)

In stone or long tons?
Posted by: Mr. Morango at May 20, 2020 09:46 PM (2N7oZ)

AOS styleguide calls for all weights to be measured in Metric Fucktons.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 20, 2020 09:47 PM (NgKpN)

585 I wish the ONT would get here. I'm tired.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 20, 2020 09:48 PM (2JVJo)

586 The worst part about Wuflu is that we simply are not allowed to have any good news. It goes beyond downer stories from the MSM. I can't think of any other time in history that was like this.

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2020 09:48 PM (JKNZq)

587 539 Seriously, any guess on what Tank weighs?

Posted by: ws at May 20, 2020 09:33 PM (bZwzw)

I googed it, 3 sites had N/A, but one said 115 kg.

Goog says that is 253 pounds. And her height is 5'3".

I'm 6'5" and because I've been doing nothing but eating and drinking the last 3 months, and maybe weigh the most of my life, 275.

There is no way that she is 253 pounds, that has to be really low.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2020 09:48 PM (sy5kK)

588 When we get to 100,000 dead does trump finally tweet a condolence tweet?

Posted by: President Disdain at May 20, 2020 09:49 PM (UuMVR)

589 Apologies if this has been bandied about all day, but in about ten minutes, Military Time will read 20:20:20 2020.

This will never happen again in history, nor should it.



Isn't it the Year 3 of our lord Trump?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2020 09:49 PM (yQpMk)

590 Harumph!

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 20, 2020 09:49 PM (vuisn)

591 Posted by: redridinghood at May 20, 2020 09:47 PM (wiXsO)

Thanks, every now and again I think having cable would be nice, then the HQ reminds me...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 20, 2020 09:49 PM (jnM20)

592 Posted by: President Disdain at May 20, 2020 09:49 PM (UuMVR)


Shut up, Dunce.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2020 09:49 PM (yQpMk)

593 Prednisone Obama does NOT cause weight gain. He'll give you a phone and more!

Posted by: Stacey Abrams at May 20, 2020 09:49 PM (0TqRP)

594 Left Coast Dawg,

253 is probably what it says on her driver's license. I know the weight on my license doesn't reflect reality.

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2020 09:49 PM (JKNZq)

595 I hit Ramdomize for my Skyrim avatar and got Jen Rubin's face.

Posted by: Chunk Hunger at May 20, 2020 09:50 PM (uhPTO)

596 AOS styleguide calls for all weights to be measured in Metric Fucktons.


Imperial Fucktons, dead cold hand etc.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2020 09:50 PM (yQpMk)

597 I can't think of any other time in history that was like this.
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2020 09:48 PM (JKNZq)


Wait until Trump's second term!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 20, 2020 09:51 PM (jnM20)

598 Wait until Trump's second term!


The Proscriptions.

*rubs hands*

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2020 09:52 PM (yQpMk)

599 The only voter suppression going on is if Stacey accidentally sits on one.

Posted by: JuJuBee at May 20, 2020 09:52 PM (0TqRP)

600 Grump...the correct formulation is "shut the fuck up, dunce."

You should know that.

Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2020 09:52 PM (Qf83p)

601 Posted by: President Disdain at May 20, 2020 09:49 PM (UuMVR)

I hope he does. To the effect of he's sorry it's not you, dimwit.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 20, 2020 09:52 PM (2JVJo)

602 Lol

Posted by: ws at May 20, 2020 09:52 PM (bZwzw)

603 When we get to 100,000 dead does trump finally tweet a condolence tweet?
Posted by: President Disdain at May 20, 2020 09:49 PM (UuMVR)
\

No. But Xi promised Cuomo a free eggroll.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2020 09:52 PM (WyVLE)

604 We do live in an age of wonders though. Had a burger from Killer Burger delivered, so I wouldn't have to drive the three miles to the place. They make tasty burgers and fries. My dogs approve too.

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2020 09:53 PM (JKNZq)

605 Trump Term Two, electric boogaloo.

Posted by: JuJuBee at May 20, 2020 09:53 PM (0TqRP)

606 Apologies if this has been bandied about all day, but in about ten minutes, Military Time will read 20:20:20 2020.

This will never happen again in history, nor should it.

-Thank You.Can't wait for 20:21 2021 every day next year.

Posted by: 20/20 hindsight at May 20, 2020 09:53 PM (qlVrK)

607 Goog says that is 253 pounds. And her height is 5'3".


--

hahaha

If she were three inches taller she'd be round.

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at May 20, 2020 09:53 PM (ADuZP)

608 She just big-boned.

Posted by: jsg at May 20, 2020 09:47 PM (aFWbw)


A T-Rex didn't have bones that big

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2020 09:53 PM (a8I88)

609 598 Wait until Trump's second term!


The Proscriptions.

*rubs hands*
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2020 09:52 PM (yQpMk)


I was promised Trump camps.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2020 09:53 PM (KnJdm)

610 Posted by: President Disdain at May 20, 2020 09:49 PM (UuMVR)


They would have all died anyway.

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo at May 20, 2020 09:53 PM (2N7oZ)

611 566 Hallo, Ladyl. Pretty nice day here.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 20, 2020 09:41 PM (t+qrx)


I managed to get 4 miles in Just a bit ago, between rain showers.

It helped my mood immensely.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2020 09:54 PM (TdMsT)

612
The only voter suppression going on is if Stacey accidentally sits on one.
Posted by: JuJuBee


That's voter COMpression.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2020 09:54 PM (aKsyK)

613 notsothoreau

I imagine you as a sturdy, top-heavy woman with a winning smile. Because, after all your travail, you are a happy person.

This is based on your info tonight.

I hope you have some calm these days.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2020 09:54 PM (u82oZ)

614 hahaha

If she were three inches taller she'd be round.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

That would make her an oblate spheroid.

Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2020 09:54 PM (Qf83p)

615 I hope that Biden picks Tank Abrams, and that, when he introduces his pick, he says "get a load of her!"

Posted by: Splunge at May 20, 2020 09:55 PM (dOV9E)

616 The Proscriptions.

*rubs hands*
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2020 09:52 PM (yQpMk)


I was promised Trump camps.
Posted by: flounder


People.

Canals.

Posted by: Miklos for Dignity and Justice at May 20, 2020 09:55 PM (QzkSJ)

617 {{{......Ladyl......}}}

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2020 09:55 PM (u82oZ)

618 This voter suppuration has got to stop.

Posted by: Stacey Abrams at May 20, 2020 09:55 PM (0TqRP)

619 I got out of stocks a day too early. Which is better than getting out a day too late, I guess.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2020 09:56 PM (yQpMk)

620
Wait until Trump's second term!

Starts the SOTU with, "If you all had one neck I'd back it through."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2020 09:56 PM (mht8P)

621 Bet Fredo is envying his brother a lot less these days.

Posted by: Splunge at May 20, 2020 09:56 PM (dOV9E)

622 Salty,

That's pretty much me. I did lose a little weight, and am hoping to drop some more now. I am working hard on the calm part.

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2020 09:56 PM (JKNZq)

623 no spiders, really. Just ketchup and salt

https://static.espiker.com/media/621vuhy.mp4

Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2020 09:56 PM (WyVLE)

624 Miklos for Dignity and Justice

They can clean Superfund sites, with a spoon, for Gaia.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2020 09:56 PM (u82oZ)

625 Shut up, Dunce.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2020 09:49 PM (yQpMk)


No, he's got a point. How many lives could have been saved if Trump had immediately imprisoned the governors of New York, Michigan, Virginia, Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, Illinois, Oregon, California...

We have to acknowledge Trump's successes, but also his failures. Moving forward, I hope he corrects this grievous oversight and does the right thing.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 20, 2020 09:56 PM (t+qrx)

626 People.

Canals.



The Great Gulf to Baja Dignity Kanal. Where the living will envy the dead and eat them.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2020 09:56 PM (yQpMk)

627 {{{Ladyl}}}

and NaCly!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 20, 2020 09:57 PM (jnM20)

628 This is a Big Fuckin' Deal!

Posted by: Gropey Joe at May 20, 2020 09:57 PM (w7KSn)

629 I can imagine Dickens describing some corpulent sleeker as an oblate spheroid.

Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2020 09:57 PM (Qf83p)

630 579 Mark Cuban on Hannity.

It's the Singularity of Obnoxious.

Dear God, I can't look away.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 20, 2020 09:30 PM (IsQS3)
**************
Not only is he obnoxious, he's an idiot voting for Biden.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 20, 2020 09:47 PM (wiXsO)


Back in the election, Cuban and Trump were kinda dancing in the press, and he whatever reason got pissed and turned on Trump. Trump bit back, and that was that.

Both are self-made multi-billionaires, with associated egos.

Cuban holds a grudge like few others.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2020 09:57 PM (sy5kK)

631 Posted by: President Disdain at May 20, 2020 09:49 PM (UuMVR)

You're delusional. Only someone who is mentally unstable could look at what the Democrat governors have done to kill their citizens in nursing homes and blame that on Trump. Get help .

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 20, 2020 09:58 PM (2DOZq)

632 I hope he corrects this grievous oversight and does the right thing.


I hope that he has resolved not to make the error of mercy that Pinochet did.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2020 09:58 PM (yQpMk)

633 Admit it, my nic scares the crap outta ya. It should.

Posted by: Stacey-sized spider at May 20, 2020 09:59 PM (0TqRP)

634 I'm too tired to hang around for the ONT.

Hope you all have a lovely night.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 20, 2020 09:59 PM (2JVJo)

635 Posted by: hogmartin at May 20, 2020 09:56 PM (t+qrx)

Are you interested in becoming an honorary Virginian?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 20, 2020 09:59 PM (jnM20)

636 notsothoreau

You are now a Horde favorite, with that description.

Can you travel to Texas in October?

And yes, less stress, better health. Ask me how I know.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2020 09:59 PM (u82oZ)

637 They can clean Superfund sites, with a spoon, for Gaia.
Posted by: NaCly Dog


You are so nice!

I never thought about feeding them.

Posted by: Miklos for XXtra Dignity and Justice at May 20, 2020 09:59 PM (QzkSJ)

638 I would pay money to see the Dem nominee and his VP come onto the stage at the convention mounted on their respective mobility scooters.

Posted by: Splunge at May 20, 2020 09:59 PM (dOV9E)

639 Homgry homgry hippo.

Posted by: Tank at May 20, 2020 10:00 PM (aFWbw)

640 I saw a picture today of a wolf spider covered in her tiny, newly-hatched babies. I did not share it here, out of respect for AtC.

Posted by: Splunge at May 20, 2020 10:00 PM (dOV9E)

641 I hope that Biden picks Tank Abrams, and that, when he introduces his pick, he says "get a load of her!"

Posted by: Splunge at May 20, 2020 09:55 PM (dOV9E)


That's just cruel. Most people don't know that as a child they tied pork chops around her neck just to get her to play with the dog.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 20, 2020 10:00 PM (2N7oZ)

642 Commissar Hrothgar

Respectful tip of the hat to Commissar Hrothgar.

The real worry among our "elites" is for when we team up again, and go adventuring.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2020 10:00 PM (u82oZ)

643 ONT is nood

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 10:01 PM (+b1ew)

644 nood. morans.

Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2020 10:02 PM (Qf83p)

645 Good G_d! Social media has turned everyone into a 7 year old Karen.

Posted by: Fritz at May 20, 2020 10:02 PM (95j/9)

646 Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

We will miss your comments and inherent class.

Have a great night, and dream of svelte starlets that are mute.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2020 10:02 PM (u82oZ)

647 Tank- 285lbs.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2020 10:02 PM (Bk2iI)

648 You, sir, have excellent taste.

I only know Jobyna's name from very recently looking her up, I just knew her as the girl I loved in Harold Lloyd movies.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 10:03 PM (KZzsI)

649 nooooood!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 20, 2020 10:03 PM (jnM20)

650 ♪ ♫ Ben Had ♬ 𘀵

295 pounds of dancing flesh. ** Shudder **

I've seen more attractive Angus.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2020 10:05 PM (u82oZ)

651

Splurge, back when I lived in NaCly's neck of the world, 'bout 55 yes ago, me and my friends would hunt wolf spiders.
Not to kill em, just to see em.

Popped one out of her hole and yup, looked like a hundred babies crawling all over her.

Posted by: TeeJ at May 20, 2020 10:06 PM (130AC)

652 And de-socking.

Posted by: filbert at May 20, 2020 10:07 PM (NiXyF)

653 Voter ID is not Voter Suppression.

Honest Elections are a Civil Right. Arguably, the most important.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 20, 2020 10:29 PM (Ndje9)

654 Contact tracing:

1. Use a credit card; precise time and place: got to Q2. Have phone in your pocket; maybe be not as precise, but "which line were you in?" Don't remember. Go to Q3. Park a car with navigation in the lot; see above.4. Make a political contribution? Data data everywhere. Go to Q

Solutions; get cash now and use itLeave the phone at home.Invent a shield for the car; everyone buys one, make money, find a place to spend it and be happy

Posted by: SF jeff at May 20, 2020 11:48 PM (kJqpv)

655 20:20:20 2020 happens every day this year.

Posted by: David Ritenour at May 21, 2020 12:14 AM (croEN)

656 Dear old Jennifer Rubin--Stuck on Stupid.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at May 21, 2020 11:14 AM (NVDjf)

657 What kind of name is Yamiche, pronounced Yah-Meesh? It looks, but does not sound, like an elision of Yam Sandwich. That's an awful lot of high-density carbs.

Posted by: Nikola's Notion at May 22, 2020 01:08 PM (hrHLc)

658 An interesting note about Commentary magazine. Under the direction of Norman Podhoretz (John's father), the magazine made implacable opposition to affirmative action a hallmark. Hardly an issue passed without some piece excoriating the program and its proponents. I would imagine that Norman, who is 90 years old and very much alive, would not be favorably disposed to either Stacey Abrams or to Jen Rubin's support for her.

Posted by: Nikola's Notion at May 22, 2020 01:13 PM (hrHLc)

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