Stacy Abrams Morbidly Obese, and That's a National Concern

Here I will pretend to really care about Stacy Abrams' health and the consequences her morbid obesity might have, even though I could not care less if she lives or dies.

That's what the Media and Democrats and NeverTrumpers (TM) have taught me is the "classy way" to attack someone for morbid obesity.

So? Are we allowed, or not? And if not -- why not? Nancy Pelosi said Trump was morbidly obese, and the rest of the media gave her Yes Slay Kween approvals on Twitter.

So can we talk about the morbidly obese Stacy Abrams and very high risk she has of heart attack and diabestes? Because we're so worried about her health?

Or is that still forbidden Because Fuck You We Make the Rules Peons? Yet another quod licet Iovi thing?

ohmygawdzilla-460x600.jpg

Wow, what a supermodel turn, huh? She's fierce.

Image swiped from Sarah Hoyt, posting at Instapundit.

This is funny, too:

Update: Stacy Abrams is wearing white with a white cape?

Where have I seen that look before?

Oh, right -- it's the costume of "Faith," the world's first obese superhero.

No seriously, this is the sort of thing SJWs crank out.

faith.jpg

I mean, seriously, this is real. I'm not just quickly drawing these myself.

Faith-1140x855.jpg

Posted by: Ace at 01:17 PM




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1 LOL !

Posted by: runner at May 20, 2020 01:19 PM (zr5Kq)

2 tank

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 20, 2020 01:19 PM (d7Ww2)

3 As long as she doesn't take HCQ, she'll be fine.

Posted by: Aunt Nanzy at May 20, 2020 01:19 PM (nBhUy)

4 also , how disgusting

Posted by: runner at May 20, 2020 01:19 PM (zr5Kq)

5 Top 10!

Posted by: Wyoming Lurker at May 20, 2020 01:20 PM (fT38Y)

6 Joe Biden: First presidential candidate that will rely on hair smell to pick a running mate.

Posted by: blake - singed semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 20, 2020 01:20 PM (WEBkv)

7 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 01:20 PM (LvTSG)

8 and those photos made me snort

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 20, 2020 01:20 PM (d7Ww2)

9 That picture gives new meaning to the term: "roll the tanks down Main Street."

Posted by: blake - singed semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 20, 2020 01:20 PM (WEBkv)

10 6 Joe Biden: First presidential candidate that will rely on hair smell to pick a running mate.
Posted by: blake - singed semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 20, 2020 01:20 PM (WEBkv)

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SOMEONE hasn't read enough about William McKinley.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 01:21 PM (LvTSG)

11 Joe sniffing her hair is the making of a terrifying scene in a horror movie.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 20, 2020 01:21 PM (Uu+Jp)

12 Error. Error.

Posted by: AoSHQ Comment AI Bot at May 20, 2020 01:21 PM (KnJdm)

13 someone should photoshop her face onto the stay puff marshmallow man in Ghostbusters.

heh

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 20, 2020 01:21 PM (d7Ww2)

14 a big girl kind of roomy

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 20, 2020 01:22 PM (JFO2v)

15
9 That picture gives new meaning to the term: "roll the tanks down Main Street."

Posted by: blake - singed semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 20, 2020 01:20 PM (WEBkv)

^^^Threadwinner

Posted by: Iris at May 20, 2020 01:22 PM (lSFe/)

16 There are several memes on the past three nights of Instapundit's cheap knockoff "Open Thread" of the true ONT (R)(C)!

Posted by: andycanuck at May 20, 2020 01:22 PM (TQ/zJ)

17 Attack of the 50-ton Woman

Posted by: Shut up, they explained at May 20, 2020 01:22 PM (NXVB9)

18 How about full onset of dementia in a presidential candidate, shouldn't we be nationally concerned about that ?

Posted by: runner at May 20, 2020 01:22 PM (zr5Kq)

19 NOOD Abrams

-
[shudder]

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2020 01:22 PM (+y/Ru)

20 70% of American black women are classified as obese. 1 in 4 has diabetes. Because racism, or something.

Posted by: brak at May 20, 2020 01:22 PM (cG+eD)

21 LOL. Sniff sniff.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2020 01:22 PM (f4vam)

22 SOMEONE hasn't read enough about William McKinley.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 01:21 PM (LvTSG)
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Is he interesting?

Serious question.

Posted by: blake - singed semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 20, 2020 01:22 PM (WEBkv)

23 So, umm, a very young Melanie Griffith got naked in a movie calle Ha-Gan.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 20, 2020 01:22 PM (gd9RK)

24 Aerosol droplets of fart gas vapor surround her!?

Posted by: banned smell test at May 20, 2020 01:22 PM (g+Z9o)

25 Ah, Ace. You know the rules, or should by now. First, there's "body positvity" and because she's on the left it's the first veto. Beyond that, let's compare and contrast:

Abrams:
- Black
- Woman
- Leftist
- Activist

Trump:
- Orange
- Man
- Conservative
- Is Donald Trump

So when you punch all of those figures into the Victomology Calculator, it spits out the following results:

Abrams:
- Above reproach and criticism.

Trump:
- BAD! BAD! EXTERMINATE!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 01:22 PM (hYcqw)

26 Who will be the "rapper" to "date" her to put her over the top in the VP stakes?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 20, 2020 01:23 PM (NI4rU)

27 Racism made me fat

Posted by: Stacy Abrams, next VPOTUS at May 20, 2020 01:23 PM (AMIL/)

28 Let's ask Bidet to count back from 20.

Posted by: runner at May 20, 2020 01:23 PM (zr5Kq)

29 Ok, I LOL'd at the image of Abramzilla...

Posted by: hawkpilot at May 20, 2020 01:23 PM (mI9gx)

30 Stacy Abrams is the boss before the final boss HillDawg.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 20, 2020 01:23 PM (p0Y1J)

31 Someone else posted a link to this yesterday, but relevant and laugh-worthy:

https://tinyurl.com/y6vs29h3

Posted by: Bert G at May 20, 2020 01:23 PM (OMsf+)

32 We should be eternally grateful to the Washington Post for that meme worthy image.

Posted by: Nancy B. at May 20, 2020 01:23 PM (cjGOv)

33 The advantage she has over all other potential VP picks is her FUPA will prevent Biden from finger-raping her.

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 20, 2020 01:23 PM (aO8Gd)

34 diabestes?
Insulin is her best friend? Makes some sense.

Posted by: pep at May 20, 2020 01:23 PM (T6t7i)

35 Choose the form of your Disgustor

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 20, 2020 01:23 PM (iTXRQ)

36 LOL. And Morbidly Obese Abrams clocks in weighing more than Donald Trump. *slaps down $2.00 at the betting table*

Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 20, 2020 01:23 PM (O+I8R)

37 someone should photoshop her face onto the stay puff marshmallow man in Ghostbusters.

heh
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 20, 2020 01:21 PM (d7Ww2)
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*looks again*

Oh, I thought they had.

Posted by: blake - singed semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 20, 2020 01:24 PM (WEBkv)

38 BTW, if PDT is taking HCQ, then it means his heart is in very good shape as it's contraindicated for those with heart troubles like arrhythmia.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 20, 2020 01:24 PM (TQ/zJ)

39 Slap her on the ass and ride the Blue Wave!

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 20, 2020 01:24 PM (Zd+nY)

40 Look out, it's Fatzilla! She look like King Kong with titties!

/hat tip to Dave Chapelle.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 20, 2020 01:24 PM (NWiLs)

41 27
Racism made me fat

Posted by: Stacy Abrams, next VPOTUS at May 20, 2020 01:23 PM (AMIL/)


That, and all the fat.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2020 01:24 PM (KnJdm)

42 Big boned.

Posted by: Puddi Head at May 20, 2020 01:24 PM (QZCjk)

43 56% of black women BMI greater than 30.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 20, 2020 01:24 PM (JFO2v)

44 Is he interesting?

Serious question.
Posted by: blake - singed semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 20, 2020 01:22 PM (WEBkv)

He was so fat he got stuck in the White House bathtub.

Posted by: Pinochet's Sunglasses at May 20, 2020 01:24 PM (n+0Aw)

45
"If you ever wonder where we're at on the dystopia scale, consider that it's normal to believe the government is spying on you, and crazy to believe that they're not."

-- Edward Snowden (@Snowden) 19 May 2020

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 20, 2020 01:24 PM (DMUuz)

46 22 SOMEONE hasn't read enough about William McKinley.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 01:21 PM (LvTSG)
-----------------

Is he interesting?

Serious question.
Posted by: blake - singed semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 20, 2020 01:22 PM (WEBkv)

=========

No idea. Haven't gotten to him yet.

I just finished Hayes. Next is Garfield.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 01:24 PM (LvTSG)

47 I look forward to Joe announcing his VP pick and saying the name of the second place person.

Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline at May 20, 2020 01:24 PM (J70i0)

48 Git in mah belleh.

Posted by: Tank at May 20, 2020 01:25 PM (EgshT)

49 The photo on top makes me think about the movie Cloverfield.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 20, 2020 01:25 PM (Uu+Jp)

50 Repost from last night

Batman has the Bat Signal, Stacey has the Fat Signal

https://tinyurl.com/y7khce6k

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at May 20, 2020 01:25 PM (I48cm)

51 Staypuft Marshmallow guy will finally get laid in NYC, right Venkman?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2020 01:25 PM (p1i4H)

52 44 Is he interesting?

Serious question.
Posted by: blake - singed semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 20, 2020 01:22 PM (WEBkv)

He was so fat he got stuck in the White House bathtub.
Posted by: Pinochet's Sunglasses at May 20, 2020 01:24 PM (n+0Aw)

==========

There were only three presidents before FDR.

Washington
Lincoln
And the one who got stuck in the bathtub.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 01:25 PM (LvTSG)

53 Next is Garfield.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 01:24 PM


Calvin & Hobbs > Garfield

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 20, 2020 01:25 PM (DMUuz)

54 She's husky

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 20, 2020 01:25 PM (iTXRQ)

55 I'm not overweight; I'm undertall. Totally different.

Posted by: Fortcoins at May 20, 2020 01:26 PM (1vIuC)

56 It's not the same !

Yeah we said it but still...

Your intention is just name calling.

You're being racist !

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 20, 2020 01:26 PM (2DOZq)

57 Choose the form of the Destructor!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2020 01:26 PM (+y/Ru)

58 Brick.

Hoooouuuuse.

Posted by: Zod at May 20, 2020 01:26 PM (ZS9TG)

59 39
Slap her on the ass and ride the Blue Wave!


Ah, a gravitational wave.

Posted by: pep at May 20, 2020 01:26 PM (T6t7i)

60 Noticed at the end of last thread:

The Barrel went online on August 4th, 1997. It began to learn at a geometric rate. It became self-aware 2:14 AM, Eastern time, August 29th.

In a panic, they tried to pull the bung.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 20, 2020 01:08 PM (t+qrx)

*golfclap* Well, done. Needed an Austrian accent.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled derision.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2020 01:26 PM (YaiCw)

61 Portly

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 20, 2020 01:26 PM (iTXRQ)

62 OMG that photoshop is hilarious!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2020 01:26 PM (bDqIh)

63 Why are they trying to make Stacy Abrams happen? Is it because they know Biden is going to get creamed, so this is a way to relegate her to obscurity as a faile VP candidate?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy. COVID Free since 1975 at May 20, 2020 01:26 PM (dNzKv)

64 20 70% of American black women are classified as obese. 1 in 4 has diabetes. Because racism, or something.
Posted by: brak at May 20, 2020 01:22 PM (cG+eD)

Is that true? Wow.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 20, 2020 01:26 PM (Ez6QX)

65 24 Aerosol droplets of fart gas vapor surround her!?
Posted by: banned smell test at May 20, 2020 01:22 PM (g+Z9o)

Smells of Popeye spicy and tobasco

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 20, 2020 01:26 PM (JFO2v)

66 Ah am not fat! Ahm sturdy.
*neighborhood dogs start barking*

Posted by: Stacey's front teef at May 20, 2020 01:26 PM (v0R5T)

67 More like a runaway model careening through a skyscraper's brick wall.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 20, 2020 01:26 PM (TQ/zJ)

68 62 OMG that photoshop is hilarious!!!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2020 01:26 PM (bDqIh)

==========

Only one of the pictures is a photoshop.

The other is real.

The only question is: Which is which?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 01:27 PM (LvTSG)

69

Stacey so fat, when she puts on her little black dress, she look like OUTER SPACE.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 20, 2020 01:27 PM (f1Vqw)

70 When Stacy goes to the beach, the tide comes in.

Posted by: dantesed at May 20, 2020 01:27 PM (88xKn)

71 And darn to heck the 'ron who conjoined Terry Thomas and this woman in my head. And I never think of Terry Thomas anyway, but now they are like a remembrance locket of pictures in my head when someone brings up Abrams.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2020 01:27 PM (YaiCw)

72
Stacy Abrams is coming out with a new line of footware:


Treads ®

Posted by: stumck at May 20, 2020 01:27 PM (w9Wax)

73 "Yo mama is so fat when she goes around the block...she GOES AROUND THE BLOCK."

Posted by: Yo mama jokes at May 20, 2020 01:27 PM (V8zw+)

74 80% of black women have BMI greater than 25

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 20, 2020 01:27 PM (JFO2v)

75 They confused supermodel and super-sized model

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 20, 2020 01:27 PM (Hcsoi)

76
Mollie Hemingway made a great point about how can we take leftist outrage seriously when they react to literally everything the exact same way.

Global warming to pandemics to racism to fake impeachments. The Left's reaction is always the same -- wild outrage, the world is gonna end, but when the camera is off none of them behave according to their own fake on-camera fake panic.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 20, 2020 01:27 PM (bt0mc)

77 Executive meal choices:
Trump: KFC fried chicken, well-done steak with ketchup.

Biden: Ice cweam.

Pence: State fair deep-fried something.

Abrams: The Waffle House, with fries and mayo.

Posted by: Zod at May 20, 2020 01:27 PM (ZS9TG)

78 Wow. From Markie Post cleavage to Stank Abrams in 6 seconds flaccid.


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 20, 2020 01:27 PM (ufFY8)

79 WaPo was always ridiculously biased, but at least it had a bit of a serious aura. At this point, it has less gravitas than Teen Beat.

Posted by: pep at May 20, 2020 01:27 PM (T6t7i)

80 Everything about her is repulsive. She's got zero redeeming features and has a physique fit for a pancake syrup bottle.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 20, 2020 01:27 PM (j3npP)

81 She can't go to the beach ever-
Greenpeace keeps trying to push her back in the water

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 20, 2020 01:28 PM (iTXRQ)

82 74 80% of black women have BMI greater than 25
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 20, 2020 01:27 PM (JFO2v)

==========

BMI is meaningless. We all know that 80% of black women are pretty much just muscle.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 01:28 PM (LvTSG)

83 I think the press pimps Abrams because they want us to oppose her, then they can call us racist.

They have no real interest in her other than as a weapon against the right.

Which is pretty much true of everyone.

Posted by: blaster at May 20, 2020 01:28 PM (ZfRYq)

84
It's all a Show.

Right now, we're living the Chinese Virus Show.
Kinda like that dumb Truman movie.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 20, 2020 01:28 PM (bt0mc)

85 How much self-loathing does she have that even after Biden humiliated her she still wants to let him sniff her hair?

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 20, 2020 01:28 PM (aO8Gd)

86 There were only three presidents before FDR.

Washington
Lincoln
And the one who got stuck in the bathtub.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 01:25 PM (LvTSG)

Close. You forget that in certain contexts, like pointing out how Evil America has always been, Andrew Jackson was also president.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 20, 2020 01:28 PM (2P4E/)

87 I got these here panties off of the mast of a clipper ship.

Posted by: Tank at May 20, 2020 01:28 PM (EgshT)

88 She looks like a SJW version of Ursula the Sea Witch from Little Mermaid.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 20, 2020 01:28 PM (k/TB6)

89 If that is the Colour of Outer Space, no wonder Lovecraft went mad.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2020 01:28 PM (p1i4H)

90 That ridiculous photo needs a serious Godzilla-themed photoshop. Shop her giant ass stomping through the streets of Tokyo, stepping on power lines and breathing fire through her gapped teeth.

Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 20, 2020 01:29 PM (O+I8R)

91 Will Nasty Nancy add Sotomayer, Kagan, as well as Abrams to her, ahem, broadside?

Those pictures... ugh... I was so going to not drink until after 12 noon today; but, now... where is the gin.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at May 20, 2020 01:29 PM (kp35W)

92 23 So, umm, a very young Melanie Griffith got naked in a movie calle Ha-Gan.
Posted by: Bandersnatch


Didn't she famously show all as a 16-year-old in "Smile"?

When Melanie Griffith was a tweener, she was chubby and weird-looking.

Then as a teen she became slim and sexy.

Then she was an attractive 20-something.

Then she got worried about aging, and had some ill-advised lip injections and other face-work, and now looks like an episode of Plastic Surgery Disasters.

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2020 01:29 PM (N9G0H)

93 Taft was the president that got stuck in the bath tub.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 20, 2020 01:29 PM (myjNJ)

94 BTW, if PDT is taking HCQ, then it means his heart is in very good shape as it's contraindicated for those with heart troubles like arrhythmia.

Do you have a source other than the qcostarica site? They referenced La Nacion, but La Nacion's article was slightly different (or I'd found the wrong one). I have a friend with arrhythmia, so I'd like to send it to him.

Posted by: t-bird at May 20, 2020 01:29 PM (DMQdU)

95 BREAKING:"I've had a conversation with some [Biden] folks,' Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer said on the "Today" on Tuesday. But she added, "It was just an opening conversation and it's not something that I would call a professional formalized vetting."

Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2020 01:29 PM (X5CsJ)

96 Does she have any experience whatsoever except her failed bid for governer?

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2020 01:29 PM (dUJdY)

97 forty-six? Damn, she looks sixty-four!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Unbanned Chapter at May 20, 2020 01:29 PM (vGJY7)

98 Fat bitch

Posted by: Gabourey Sidibe at May 20, 2020 01:29 PM (Q7UBm)

99 85
How much self-loathing does she have that even after Biden humiliated her she still wants to let him sniff her hair?

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 20, 2020 01:28 PM (aO8Gd)

True Fact: Abrams contracted coronavirus. Coronavirus died of a heart attack.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2020 01:29 PM (KnJdm)

100 She looks like a SJW version of Ursula the Sea Witch from Little Mermaid.

Kurt Eichmanwald will down ding you due to lack of tentacles.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2020 01:29 PM (p1i4H)

101

Oh no, they say he's got to go
Go go Joezilla

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2020 01:30 PM (aKsyK)

102 Put a pair of Oar Locks on her boob belt and you've got yourself a life raft.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2020 01:30 PM (Zd+nY)

103 What would Col. Jessup say?
Obese?
Col Jessup: Yes.
Morbidly Obese?

Col Jessup: Is there another kind?

Posted by: SH at May 20, 2020 01:30 PM (sX1BW)

104 Then she got worried about aging, and had some ill-advised lip injections and other face-work, and now looks like an episode of Plastic Surgery Disasters.
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2020 01:29 PM (N9G0H)
------------

Same with Meg Ryan.

Posted by: blake - singed semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 20, 2020 01:30 PM (WEBkv)

105 Or shop her going up the side of the Empire State Building with a tiny woman on her shoulder clinging to life.

Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 20, 2020 01:30 PM (O+I8R)

106 A few months ago CBS Sunday Morning did a segment on the new romance novels (i.e. DIVERSITY, YAY!!) and naturally, the one romance writer they interviewed was. . . Stacey Abrams (seriously, someone is getting her good press).

We could al probably script the exchange, which was something like this:

"Why did you start writing romance novels?"

"because I couldn't find any with women like me."


What exactly is the market for romance stories about middle-aged, obese, unattractive (sorry, truth here), state-level legislators???"

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2020 01:30 PM (bDqIh)

107
Is he interesting?

Serious question.
Posted by: blake - singed semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 20, 2020 01:22 PM (WEBkv)

He was so fat he got stuck in the White House bathtub.
Posted by: Pinochet's Sunglasses at May 20, 2020 01:24 PM (n+0Aw)






Actually that was Grover Cleveland who got stuck in the tub, not McKinley.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 20, 2020 01:30 PM (EGyGV)

108 Stacey Abrams is so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of franks.

Brave new world! Tally ho!

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at May 20, 2020 01:30 PM (3P+Du)

109 And I'm not saying that that Whitmar chick is zaftig, all I'm saying is that Botero would have probably painted her.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 20, 2020 01:31 PM (T+XCu)

110 >>>Oh, right -- it's the costume of "Faith," the world's first obese superhero.


Meghan McCain is a shoe-in, a size 13 shoe-in.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2020 01:31 PM (KnJdm)

111 97
forty-six? Damn, she looks sixty-four!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Unbanned Chapter at May 20, 2020 01:29 PM (vGJY7)

Age or Area Code?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 20, 2020 01:31 PM (k/TB6)

112 Biden would have to play... Fat Bottemed Girls at every rally

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 20, 2020 01:31 PM (NI4rU)

113 92
23 So, umm, a very young Melanie Griffith got naked in a movie calle Ha-Gan.

Posted by: Bandersnatch



Didn't she famously show all as a 16-year-old in "Smile"?



When Melanie Griffith was a tweener, she was chubby and weird-looking.



Then as a teen she became slim and sexy.



Then she was an attractive 20-something.



Then she got worried about aging, and had some ill-advised lip
injections and other face-work, and now looks like an episode of Plastic
Surgery Disasters.

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2020 01:29 PM (N9G0H)
The Meg Ryan school of beauty?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 20, 2020 01:31 PM (N39Ws)

114 Godzilla is a more credible threat than Stupor Stacey unless there is a five gallon tub of ice cream hidden in Tokyo melting.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2020 01:31 PM (p1i4H)

115 BREAKING:"I've had a conversation with some [Biden] folks,' Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer said on the "Today" on Tuesday. But she added, "It was just an opening conversation and it's not something that I would call a professional formalized vetting."

--

Joe: Say, Gretchen, do you happen to use Gee, Your Hair Smells Terrific?

Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 20, 2020 01:31 PM (O+I8R)

116 >>83
I think the press pimps Abrams because they want us to oppose her, then they can call us racist. Posted by: blaster at May 20, 2020 01:28 PM (ZfRYq)


Wait...do you mean to say that an organ of the Democratic Party is leveraging yet another dumb black American to further its power while cynically portraying its scheme as a sympathetic, enlightened uplifting of the downtrodden and sterling defense of minority rights? And could you be suggesting that there is a pattern of such shameless race-manipulation to further the agenda of a leftist ideology that doesn't, in fact, give a tinker's damn about the improvement of race relations?

Zod can't live in that world.


Posted by: Zod at May 20, 2020 01:31 PM (ZS9TG)

117 "Friends" is on most of the day on some channel. Too bad it isn't funny. Other than squack to look at, I'm not sure why it's so popular.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Unbanned Chapter at May 20, 2020 01:32 PM (vGJY7)

118 Why is there not a Stay Puft Marshmallow version of this yet?

Posted by: McLurkerson at May 20, 2020 01:32 PM (4Z9Y3)

119 mmm. Markie Post.

Posted by: Bosk at May 20, 2020 01:32 PM (gQzBS)

120 It was just an opening conversation and it's not something that I would call a professional formalized vetting.
----------

It was just an opening looksy of the dam, not something I would call a professional formalized engineering inspection.

Posted by: SH at May 20, 2020 01:32 PM (sX1BW)

121 The Meg Ryan school of beauty?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 20, 2020 01:31 PM (N39Ws)
-----------

The horde mind is a strange and mysterious thing.

See: 104

Posted by: blake - singed semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 20, 2020 01:32 PM (WEBkv)

122 Sigh....

I was having very pleasant thoughts of Dana Delany in the thread below.

And now this.

Sigh.....

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 20, 2020 01:32 PM (dfRN6)

123
What exactly is the market for romance stories about middle-aged, obese, unattractive (sorry, truth here), state-level legislators???"
---
There's a market for gay dinosaur porn books .... so ....

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 20, 2020 01:32 PM (aO8Gd)

124 Actually that was Grover Cleveland who got stuck in the tub, not McKinley.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

And his river caught fire.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2020 01:32 PM (+y/Ru)

125 Game on. This is going to get naty and I hope Pelosi now knows how badly she fucked up by dissing POTUS girth.
Very stupid woman that Pelosi is.

Posted by: Ms. Apple at May 20, 2020 01:32 PM (+fjIe)

126 Excessive Sturd is detrimental to a candidate.

Posted by: klaftern at May 20, 2020 01:32 PM (RuIsu)

127 78 Wow. From Markie Post cleavage to Stank Abrams in 6 seconds flaccid.


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 20, 2020 01:27 PM (ufFY

Just think of Dana Delany from those China Beach commercials and it will be all right.

China Beach. I never saw the show. However, I can remember the commercials because me, as a young impressionable lad, saw Dana Delany (years before I ever knew her name) and thought, who the fuck it that?! She is beautiful! She makes me feel funny! I want to go conquer an empire!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2020 01:32 PM (YaiCw)

128 111 97
forty-six? Damn, she looks sixty-four!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Unbanned Chapter at May 20, 2020 01:29 PM (vGJY7)

Age or Area Code?
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death


IQ.

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2020 01:32 PM (N9G0H)

129 I would be angry all the time if that was my silhouette too.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 20, 2020 01:32 PM (H5knJ)

130 Michelin Man!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Unbanned Chapter at May 20, 2020 01:32 PM (vGJY7)

131 BREAKING:"I've had a conversation with some [Biden] folks,' Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer said on the "Today" on Tuesday. But she added, "It was just an opening conversation and it's not something that I would call a professional formalized vetting."
=====

I hope he does pick that rancid, vile bitch.

It'll be the final nail in the coffin.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 20, 2020 01:32 PM (p8t39)

132 Poor black people.

White leftists who don't work with any, know any, or have any exposure to any beyond what they see on the news, TV shows, or movies (hi Samuel L. Jackson!) feel obligated to tell them that they believe a lazy man with an average level of intelligence is the smartest black man in the world, and a woman who could easily be on Jerry Springer throwing a chair at a baby daddy is a beautiful woman of color.

Way to go, non racists.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Fewer than 1,000 healthcare workers WORLDWIDE have died from COVID-19 at May 20, 2020 01:33 PM (aden2)

133 111
97

forty-six? Damn, she looks sixty-four!



Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Unbanned Chapter at May 20, 2020 01:29 PM (vGJY7)

Age or Area Code?


Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 20, 2020 01:31 PM (k/TB6)

Radius.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2020 01:33 PM (KnJdm)

134 There will be a "second wave" when Biden drops Abrams into the VP slot.

Posted by: Serious Cat at May 20, 2020 01:33 PM (zqs/f)

135 Age?
Area Code?
IQ?

All the above.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2020 01:33 PM (p1i4H)

136 Is that true? Wow.
yes. and 1 in 2 have genital herpes per the CDC, while we're throwing out stats, which are racist, of course

Posted by: brak at May 20, 2020 01:33 PM (cG+eD)

137 Built for comfort,
she ain't built for speed

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 20, 2020 01:33 PM (oAY8z)

138 This superhero's kryptonite is a slow jog.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at May 20, 2020 01:33 PM (3P+Du)

139 Taft was the president that got stuck in the bath tub.
He was a mean mutha-fucka. Taft.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 20, 2020 01:33 PM (TQ/zJ)

140
Attack of the 50-ton Woman

Posted by: Shut up, they explained at May 20, 2020 01:22 PM (NXVB9)


Rough cube-square calculation says that a woman five-foot tall weighing one hundred pounds would weigh fifty tons (100 * (50 / 5)^3 = 100,000 pounds) if resized proportionally to fifty-foot tall.

Depending on how close she is to the building to the right, the giant Stay-Puft version of Tank in the photograph would be about fifty feet tall. I would guess in this form she would weigh closer to 110 tons.

Posted by: fktheleft at May 20, 2020 01:33 PM (I54dk)

141 I really hope Whitmer is picked.

PDT will be merciless and Whitmer will deserve everything she gets.

Posted by: blake - singed semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 20, 2020 01:34 PM (WEBkv)

142 Update: Stacy Abrams is wearing white with a white cape?

I don't think that's a cape. I'm pretty her shower curtain got caught in a fat roll.

Posted by: Bert G at May 20, 2020 01:34 PM (OMsf+)

143 >>117
"Friends" is on most of the day on some channel. Too bad it isn't funny.
Other than squack to look at, I'm not sure why it's so popular. Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Unbanned Chapter at May 20, 2020 01:32 PM (vGJY7)

That show needed a nighttime visit from Tex Watson and the gals.

Posted by: Zod at May 20, 2020 01:34 PM (ZS9TG)

144
Taft was the president that got stuck in the bath tub.
He was a mean mutha-fucka. Taft.
Posted by: andycanuck at May 20, 2020 01:33 PM (TQ/zJ)





Shut yo mouf!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 20, 2020 01:34 PM (EGyGV)

145 84
It's all a Show.

Right now, we're living the Chinese Virus Show.
Kinda like that dumb Truman movie.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 20, 2020 01:28 PM (bt0mc)

It's Theater of Terror for the majority group of the Dem party: women. It's why the screaming is always dialed up to 11 and everything has to do with EMPOWERMENT.

Remember that suffragette who got run over by the horse? They should've went around the track and ran her over again.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 20, 2020 01:34 PM (j3npP)

146

Stacey so fat, she got more chins than a Chinese phone book.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 20, 2020 01:34 PM (f1Vqw)

147 Tank Abrams has many fine features and for a low low price you can upgrade her with Thermal Imaging, a back up diesel ground power unit, and a mine clearing plow....

Posted by: sven at May 20, 2020 01:34 PM (oRLRa)

148 I'll take things that would be a big deal if it were Trump, Alex.

Ukraine Judge Orders Biden Be Listed as Alleged Perpetrator of Crime in Prosecutor's Firing

https://bit.ly/2ygRub0

If only Ukraining judges were as powerful as Hiwaiian judges.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2020 01:34 PM (+y/Ru)

149 McKinley died of chrries and milk.

Taft went 300 plus.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 20, 2020 01:34 PM (gd9RK)

150 The more they try to call Trump morbidly obese, the more we can mercilessly tease fat fuck DMV Stacy Abrams, or Nadler the Hutt. These are some seriously disgusting people, and if they want to do the Presidential Fitness Challenge against one of the most vigorous men to hold the office since TR? Bring it on.

Posted by: trev006 at May 20, 2020 01:34 PM (+nx2S)

151 6 Joe Biden: First presidential candidate that will rely on hair smell to pick a running mate.
______________

I told my peeps to invite the gals over to my Delaware place and have them lined up, in swimsuits, by my pool, so I could sniff 'em and make my VP choice.

Then I saw a photo of Abrams, and I said no, man, just no!

Don't be bringing that fat, dog-faced pony soldier, wooly mammoth near my pool! She'll capsize it! Corn-pop and I won't survive!

Wanna feel my leg hairs?

Posted by: Joey Biden, senile corruptocrat at May 20, 2020 01:35 PM (k4dH2)

152 Abrams has fewer accomplishments than Obama, and is somehow the Dems best hope. But a self made billionaire and CEO of a multinational development company lacks any qualification.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy. COVID Free since 1975 at May 20, 2020 01:35 PM (dNzKv)

153 []I hope he does pick that rancid, vile b***h.



It'll be the final nail in the coffin.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy

I think that ship has sailed. At this point, the coffin contains no wood, it's made entirely of nails.

Posted by: pep at May 20, 2020 01:35 PM (T6t7i)

154 The Telegraph:

Neil Ferguson's Imperial model could be the most devastating software mistake of all time

The boss of a top software firm asks why the Government failed to get a second opinion before accepting Imperial College's Covid modelling

Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2020 01:35 PM (X5CsJ)

155 Fupa, fupa, and away!

Posted by: Faith, the Super Hero...er Heroine... er Person at May 20, 2020 01:35 PM (yk557)

156 Edna Mode, "no capes!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2020 01:35 PM (p1i4H)

157 109 And I'm not saying that that Whitmar chick is zaftig, all I'm saying is that Botero would have probably painted her.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 20, 2020 01:31 PM (T+XCu)


Here you go...

https://tinyurl.com/ybpyk89m

Posted by: Gref at May 20, 2020 01:35 PM (AMIL/)

158 Abrams is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 20, 2020 01:35 PM (k/TB6)

159 Stacy so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 20, 2020 01:35 PM (+7yf7)

160 China Beach. I never saw the show.

It was pretty decent. Had its moments. Marg Helgenberger looked pretty good in it.

Posted by: I Have No Party at May 20, 2020 01:35 PM (fkLIX)

161 A ponderous, war hippo retarded Joe can ride into battle.

And you can't shoot her into the sun because that much lard would cause a solar flare that would kill us all.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade a fucking ray of sunshine at May 20, 2020 01:35 PM (bML9A)

162 Let's chat about conspiracy theories, shall we?

The only reason why she is even known on a national level is due to her insistence that she is the real governor of Georgia.

To the extent that this ever addressed with her, it's to quietly, if not openly, support her claim.

Yet, there's no evidence to support it. It's a flat out conspiracy theory.

Funny how the Pharisees et al never scream about how terrible this is.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 20, 2020 01:35 PM (GbPPJ)

163 Tank Abrams

----------
This moniker seems too flattering for her.


Posted by: SH at May 20, 2020 01:35 PM (sX1BW)

164 Gretchen Whitmer navel-shadow.

Posted by: Zod at May 20, 2020 01:35 PM (ZS9TG)

165 Is an inverted chubby possible?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at May 20, 2020 01:35 PM (3P+Du)

166 "I've had a conversation with some [Biden] folks,' Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer said on the "Today" on Tuesday. But she added, "It was just an opening conversation and it's not something that I would call a professional formalized vetting."

Doesn't pass the smell test?

Posted by: Hands at May 20, 2020 01:36 PM (786Ro)

167 Y'all can call "Tank" Abrams morbidly obese if you want. I'll just continue calling her a lardass.

Posted by: TX Nick77 at May 20, 2020 01:36 PM (38Nd0)

168 159 Stacy so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 20, 2020 01:35 PM (+7yf7)

OK, that one made me LOL for real.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 20, 2020 01:36 PM (Ez6QX)

169 The Senate Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee voted 8-6 to authorize the subpoena Chairman Ron Johnson requested for Blue Star Strategies, a US public affairs firm that worked with Burisma, the Ukrainian company which hired Biden. Democrats denounced the investigation as a partisan effort to help Trump's reelection bid.

Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2020 01:36 PM (X5CsJ)

170 mmm. Markie Post.


Dude. Ctrl+F night court in the last post.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 20, 2020 01:36 PM (gd9RK)

171 Never sniffed a woman, never sniffed a woman like you
Doin all the things, doin all the things you do
Ain't no fairy story, ain't no skin and bones
But you give it all you got, weighin in at 19 stone
You're a whole lotta woman, a whole lotta woman
A whole lotta Stacey

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 20, 2020 01:36 PM (I48cm)

172 Stacey Abrams: Moist.

Posted by: Zod at May 20, 2020 01:37 PM (ZS9TG)

173 Forty-six is probably her thigh circumference.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Unbanned Chapter at May 20, 2020 01:37 PM (vGJY7)

174 152
Abrams has fewer accomplishments than Obama, and is somehow the Dems best hope.


She's done pretty well following the Kardashian model of "how to get famous for doing absolutely nothing".

Posted by: pep at May 20, 2020 01:37 PM (T6t7i)

175 Seriously people.... IT WAS TAFT THAT GOT STUCK IN THE BATH TUB!
Jeez, ya think ya know people on this smart blog and then.... Boom! They keep getting this easy trivia wrong.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 20, 2020 01:37 PM (myjNJ)

176 Game on. This is going to get naty and I hope Pelosi now knows how badly she fucked up by dissing POTUS girth.
Very stupid woman that Pelosi is.

-

Nope. Obesity is only for white conservatives. If you're a minority then obesity leading to diabetes is fine, and YOU'RE the bigot for pointing out that you have the same standards. How dare you, racist.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Fewer than 1,000 healthcare workers WORLDWIDE have died from COVID-19 at May 20, 2020 01:37 PM (aden2)

177 Stacey Abrams steps on the DNC stage...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zhJljblPcY

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at May 20, 2020 01:37 PM (ABuva)

178 She's done pretty well following the Kardashian model of "how to get famous for doing absolutely nothing".
---------
She has a sex tape too?

I'll pass.

Posted by: SH at May 20, 2020 01:37 PM (sX1BW)

179 Big boned.
Posted by: Puddi Head



Elephants are big boned.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2020 01:38 PM (f4vam)

180 Abrams' selection as VP
Fat accompli.

Posted by: Zod at May 20, 2020 01:38 PM (ZS9TG)

181 she so fat, the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 20, 2020 01:38 PM (iTXRQ)

182 >>There's a market for gay dinosaur porn books, so . . .


Not in romance - science fiction.
And that was award-bait, right? No one really enjoyed reading that (I tried, it was horrid).

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2020 01:38 PM (bDqIh)

183
Stacy Abrams is so fat she sued Xbox 360 for guessing her weight


Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2020 01:38 PM (X5CsJ)

184 I have a friend with arrhythmia, so I'd like to send it to him.
I can't recall where I read it but maybe the Mayo Clinic site's page for the drug; or an online prescription drug description site? I usually get my Rx drug info from the Mayo Clinic site.

My almost-96-y-o dad has heart troubles so I'm worried he wouldn't be able to take it either. Luckily his retirement home, that I won't name, is probably the best-run in Canada and have had no Covid cases at all because they had reduced visitations in early March and a complete lockdown on visitors from around March 13th that was very early for Canada.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 20, 2020 01:38 PM (TQ/zJ)

185 Nancy Pelosi is morbidly gin and Botox soaked.
Buh-rock Obama is morbidly ghey.
Mooch Obama is morbidly mannish.

Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 20, 2020 01:38 PM (O+I8R)

186 I'm not overweight; I'm undertall. Totally different.
Posted by: Fortcoins at May 20, 2020 01:26 PM (1vIuC)

And she'd have to be 10 stories tall to be within her 'healthy' BMI.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at May 20, 2020 01:38 PM (kp35W)

187 >>>159 Stacy so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks.

lol

I never heard that one

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2020 01:38 PM (PbpT7)

188 she so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 20, 2020 01:38 PM (iTXRQ)

189 163 Posted by: SH at May 20, 2020 01:35 PM (sX1BW)

Joey Fingers/Tank Abrams 2020
Not the heroes America want but the heroes America deserves

Posted by: sven at May 20, 2020 01:38 PM (oRLRa)

190 First, that Trump said goes beyond. This is how democracy cannot emolument. Third, quote the Democrat.

Posted by: Jen Rubin bot at May 20, 2020 01:38 PM (786Ro)

191 Fog? That's probably her gaseous atmosphere.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Unbanned Chapter at May 20, 2020 01:38 PM (vGJY7)

192 Markie Post as Electro Woman, a washed up super hero who starts going full Cougar on her sidekick Dyno Girl's high school male classmates.

The TV series that never launched.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2020 01:38 PM (p1i4H)

193 Just wait til Her sex video leaks.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at May 20, 2020 01:38 PM (xInes)

194
Stacy Abrams so fat she went to Mcdonalds and they had to call Wendys for backup.


Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2020 01:39 PM (X5CsJ)

195 Whitmer is going to be held responsible for the dam collapses, right? If Snyder was responsible for the Flint water, then Whitmer is surely responsible for 2 dams that failed inspections to continue operating.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy. COVID Free since 1975 at May 20, 2020 01:39 PM (dNzKv)

196 BMI is bullshit

I'm 6'3"

and 190 lbs

31 inch waist in jeans

have been since I was 20

and I'm on the upper end of normal weight

at 200, according to them, I would be overweight

it's all bullshit

Posted by: REDACTED at May 20, 2020 01:39 PM (UUUON)

197 I would hope that the Governor of Georgia would keep herself in better health!

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2020 01:39 PM (PbpT7)

198 154 They've got a rep to maintain. Ask the Brits who kamikaze'd Mars...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at May 20, 2020 01:39 PM (ABuva)

199 156
Edna Mode, "no capes!"


Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2020 01:35 PM (p1i4H)
But that cow isn't going to get sucked into an aircraft engine.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 20, 2020 01:39 PM (N39Ws)

200 What's Abrams super power sucking people into her belly through that gap in her front teef?

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at May 20, 2020 01:39 PM (3P+Du)

201 46 is the cankle circumference.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 20, 2020 01:39 PM (Owlqg)

202 80 Everything about her is repulsive. She's got zero redeeming features and has a physique fit for a pancake syrup bottle.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 20, 2020 01:27 PM

Bitch please! No way in HELL I let myself go like that ho!

Posted by: Aunt Jemima at May 20, 2020 01:39 PM (Of/Uk)

203 she so fat when she gets cut she bleeds gravy

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 20, 2020 01:39 PM (iTXRQ)

204 Stacy Abrams is a National Measure of an immense degree.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 20, 2020 01:39 PM (2DOZq)

205 Jerry Nadler?

I'd post proof of obesity, but this isn't Instapundit, where commenters can post pictures, gifs and youtube links, and follow subthreads on a given topic.

Posted by: Dan at May 20, 2020 01:40 PM (+NG5U)

206 Shattering the glass weight scale.

Posted by: Hands at May 20, 2020 01:40 PM (786Ro)

207 Stacy Abrams so fat she went to KFC to get a bucket of chicken they asked her what size and she said the one on the roof

Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2020 01:40 PM (X5CsJ)

208 Stacy Abrams so fat, she has her own Kuiper Belt.

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2020 01:40 PM (N9G0H)

209
Stacey so fat, when she haul ass, she gotta make three trips.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 20, 2020 01:40 PM (f1Vqw)

210 Yet, there's no evidence to support it. It's a flat out conspiracy theory. 

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around.at May 20, 2020 01:35 PM (GbPPJ)

No it isn't- it doesn't have the gravitas or research a conspiracy theory does. It's pure Zimbabwestan delusion that destroys the ability to have elections or peaceful transfers of power. The inevitable result of letting the Stacers of the world vote, instead of putting them to useful and calorie-burning work gathering cotton.

Posted by: trev006 at May 20, 2020 01:40 PM (+nx2S)

211 192 Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2020 01:38 PM (p1i4H)

One of the greatest shows that never was...

Posted by: sven at May 20, 2020 01:40 PM (oRLRa)

212 The back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs?

Posted by: klaftern at May 20, 2020 01:40 PM (RuIsu)

213 FACT:
99% of African-American women have a BMI greater than 2.

Posted by: Hands at May 20, 2020 01:40 PM (786Ro)

214 she so fat, when she goes to KFC, she asks for the bucket on the roof

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 20, 2020 01:40 PM (iTXRQ)

215 The Kardashians are working on a new body sliming line, Tanks.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 20, 2020 01:40 PM (NI4rU)

216 Stacy Adams so fat her blood type is Alfredo

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2020 01:40 PM (PbpT7)

217 Yeah, it must be difficult to social distance with that chassis.

Posted by: Unkaren at May 20, 2020 01:41 PM (vGJY7)

218 she so fat her blood type is Ragu

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 20, 2020 01:41 PM (iTXRQ)

219 "he Left's reaction is always the same -- wild outrage, the world is
gonna end, but when the camera is off none of them behave according to
their own fake on-camera fake panic." soothsayer

role playing ... they are always saving the world (tilting at windmills?), scolding/teaching the peons, from their ivory towers on the Riviera, or wherever they have jetted off to for the latest Davos self-admiration circle jerk.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 20, 2020 01:41 PM (Cus5s)

220 Abrams grandmother liked to party.

https://bit.ly/2WQF03z

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2020 01:41 PM (+y/Ru)

221 Is that true? Wow.
-
yes. and 1 in 2 have genital herpes per the CDC, while we're throwing out stats, which are racist, of course

-

Hold my beer.

- 60%+ of black women who are sexually abused by adults before they turn 18

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Fewer than 1,000 healthcare workers WORLDWIDE have died from COVID-19 at May 20, 2020 01:41 PM (aden2)

222 Something something tried to chase a school bus, thought it was a giant Twinkie.

Posted by: Bert G at May 20, 2020 01:41 PM (OMsf+)

223 196 Posted by: REDACTED at May 20, 2020 01:39 PM (UUUON)

Her BMI is "leaded"

Posted by: sven at May 20, 2020 01:41 PM (oRLRa)

224 196 BMI is bullshit

I'm 6'3"

and 190 lbs

31 inch waist in jeans

have been since I was 20

and I'm on the upper end of normal weight

at 200, according to them, I would be overweight

it's all bullshit
Posted by: REDACTED


190 at 6' 3" is positively skinny. You're a beanpole!

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2020 01:41 PM (N9G0H)

225 Horde mind is going crazy and glitching.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2020 01:41 PM (YaiCw)

226 She's done pretty well following the Kardashian model of "how to get famous for doing absolutely nothing".
Posted by: pep at May 20, 2020 01:37 PM (T6t7i)

Yes, take donations to pay a pr firm to shit out a continuous stream of press releases, then news outlets start doing pieces on you because there is just so much "buzz" about this up-and-comer.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy. COVID Free since 1975 at May 20, 2020 01:41 PM (dNzKv)

227 Stacy Abrams so fat when she stepped on the scale, the doctor said "Holy Crap, That's My Phone Number"

Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2020 01:41 PM (X5CsJ)

228 We have been watching a lot of crap that is on the streaming services.

A few things:

If you have access to an abandoned facility or two, you can make a zombie or post-apocalyptic movie.

Apparently endings are difficult. But you don't find out a movie has a crap/no ending until the end.

Qatar has more money than movie-making talent.

Posted by: blaster at May 20, 2020 01:42 PM (ZfRYq)

229 First, that Trump said goes beyond. This is how democracy cannot emolument. Third, quote the Democrat.
Posted by: Jen Rubin bot



If you have two waffles and it has a flat tire, how many birds are guilty of barking?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2020 01:42 PM (f4vam)

230 Seriously, Ms. Abrams, how many times do I have to say this?:

NO MOTHERFUCKING CAPES!!!!!!

Posted by: Edna Mode at May 20, 2020 01:42 PM (BM2fS)

231 she so fat they took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 20, 2020 01:42 PM (iTXRQ)

232 196 BMI is bullshit


This. I'm 5'9, 170#. I wear a 33 inch waist, one size up from high school, and I'm 53. Not even a slight pot belly. I mention this not out of self-regard but to point out that the BMI index says I'm 15 pounds overweight. If I weighed 155 I'd be sickly and weak. I don't have those pounds to spare.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 20, 2020 01:42 PM (+7yf7)

233 @162
I think GA was one of the states the Dems thought they'd rigged, but the good guys beat it back (remember all the attempted breaches?)
So I think that's part of it.

Posted by: artemis at May 20, 2020 01:42 PM (AwPyG)

234 194


Stacy Abrams so fat she went to Mcdonalds and they had to call Wendys for backup.






Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2020 01:39 PM (X5CsJ)
When they tell Stacy Abrams to haul ass, they have to order a Mack truck to help her.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 20, 2020 01:42 PM (N39Ws)

235 She so fat, McDonald's over 1 Billion served is called the Abrams Special.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2020 01:42 PM (KnJdm)

236 20 70% of American black women are classified as obese. 1 in 4 has diabetes. Because racism, or something.
Posted by: brak at May 20, 2020 01:22 PM (cG+eD)


They're food insecure! H8ter.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2020 01:42 PM (RFAn/)

237 Georgia lost Cynthia McKinney... then they found Stacey

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2020 01:42 PM (p1i4H)

238 she so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 20, 2020 01:43 PM (iTXRQ)

239 Stacy Abrams so fat she just had a baby and said it was delicious

Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2020 01:43 PM (X5CsJ)

240 I'd post proof of obesity, but this isn't Instapundit, where commenters can post pictures, gifs and youtube links, and follow subthreads on a given topic.

-

And thank God for that.

Funny gifs =/= conversation

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Fewer than 1,000 healthcare workers WORLDWIDE have died from COVID-19 at May 20, 2020 01:43 PM (aden2)

241 Stacy Abrams so fat she had to join Whale Watchers.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 20, 2020 01:43 PM (2DOZq)

242 Fair's fair. Let the Left explain why their gap-toothed sore-loser land whale can't be mocked, and yet it's fine and dandy to do so to Trump.

Let them pull back a few rhetorical bloody stumps for a change. They'll learn, and civility will return ... or at least the odds will be even,

Posted by: acethepug at May 20, 2020 01:43 PM (qPKAe)

243 Sales of Gold Bond medicated powder are skyrocketing.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 20, 2020 01:43 PM (oAY8z)

244 I don't enjoy the left's game of "let's pretend!"

Michelle and Abrams are supermodels.
Baracky is smart and in charge.
Biden is competent.
Russians have owned Trump for years!
Jen Rubin is conservative and interesting.
Leftists are not constantly projecting.
COVID will kill us all if we don't ruin the economy.
etc.. etc..

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 20, 2020 01:43 PM (jUVms)

245 Attack of the 50-ton Woman

Posted by: Shut up, they explained



*nods approvingly at the oblique reference*

Posted by: Fee Waybill at May 20, 2020 01:43 PM (BM2fS)

246 Serious question: Is Tank a lesbian? Not married and no mention of her personal status on Wiki. Which is often a tell.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 20, 2020 01:43 PM (+7yf7)

247 Stacey Abrams so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2020 01:44 PM (X5CsJ)

248 218 she so fat her blood type is Ragu
Posted by: DB- just DB


That line was invented by...Redd Foxx! From his early standup routines in the 1950s.

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2020 01:44 PM (N9G0H)

249 It's never not ok to belittle (heh) and make fun of fat "people". Because let's face it, they're not really human beings. They're just walking appetites that look ugly and block views of The Beautiful Ones.

Posted by: I Have Questions at May 20, 2020 01:44 PM (+v+zN)

250 Stacey Abrams is so fat, she pleasures herself to The Food Network.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at May 20, 2020 01:44 PM (3P+Du)

251 She carries a VCR on her belt like it's a pager.

Posted by: fktheleft at May 20, 2020 01:44 PM (I54dk)

252 We have apparently reached the actual moment when pigs fly.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 20, 2020 01:44 PM (HmZuC)

253 BMI is bullshit

I'm 6'3"

and 190 lbs

31 inch waist in jeans

have been since I was 20

and I'm on the upper end of normal weight

at 200, according to them, I would be overweight

it's all bullshit
Posted by: REDACTED


I was 6'0" 165 in high school, and according to the BMI chart, was overweight.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2020 01:44 PM (f4vam)

254 Just pick a Fold and Inaugurate it!

Posted by: Stacey Abrams at May 20, 2020 01:44 PM (BdgPA)

255 >>She's got zero redeeming features and has a physique fit for a pancake syrup bottle.


Aunt Jemimah has curves.
Abrams is built like a tree stump,

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2020 01:44 PM (bDqIh)

256 Stacy Abrams, making Aunt Esther look electable.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2020 01:44 PM (p1i4H)

257 >>>246 Serious question: Is Tank a lesbian? Not married and no mention of her personal status on Wiki. Which is often a tell.

Ludicrous slander!

Posted by: Donna Brazille at May 20, 2020 01:45 PM (PbpT7)

258 So fat she bends light

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at May 20, 2020 01:45 PM (I48cm)

259 If a Joke/Tank ticket won in November we'd have to rename the Presidential Limo.

Think of all the confusion it would cause if Gropey Joe went for a ride in the Beast.

Posted by: The Secret Service at May 20, 2020 01:45 PM (yk557)

260 Stacey Abrams so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2020 01:45 PM (X5CsJ)

261 But her hands, Boy; how big are her hands?

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at May 20, 2020 01:45 PM (Jj+59)

262 Are you ready for the StaceyAbramsSexBot5000pounds?

Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2020 01:45 PM (QWfsZ)

263 She's so fat, her shadow has bad knees.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Easily Distracted at May 20, 2020 01:45 PM (x8Wzq)

264 And thank God for that.

Funny gifs =/= conversation
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Fewer than 1,000 healthcare workers WORLDWIDE have died from COVID-19 at May 20, 2020 01:43 PM (aden2)

Much busty lesbian porn has not been posted because of this.

Damn. I was just imagining what the horde would post if we could do it. ace would get burned at the stake.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2020 01:45 PM (YaiCw)

265 Stacy Abrams was size XXL, then went to XXXL, then went to XXXXL, and is now at size "OH MY GOD IT IS COMING AT ME."

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 20, 2020 01:45 PM (pw+jk)

266 Two of my favorites scents; Crisco and fish sticks.

Posted by: Creepy Joe at May 20, 2020 01:45 PM (95j/9)

267 I remember when the intelligentsia proclaimed Hillary and Chelsea the two most beautiful women on earth.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 20, 2020 01:45 PM (vg8iE)

268 Stacey Abrams so fat, she almost turned gummy bears into an endangered species.

Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2020 01:45 PM (X5CsJ)

269 Stacy Abrams so fat, she was already 6-feet away from others.

Posted by: Serious Cat at May 20, 2020 01:45 PM (zqs/f)

270 >>>263 She's so fat, her shadow has bad knees.


lol

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2020 01:45 PM (PbpT7)

271 190 at 6' 3" is positively skinny. You're a beanpole!
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2020 01:41 PM (N9G0H)
---------------

Subtract 10 lbs, same height, and that's me.

Posted by: blake - singed semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 20, 2020 01:45 PM (WEBkv)

272 I sold a couple of guns on gunbroker and I have hit so many snags, it's almost getting funny.

The only methods of payment available to someone like me who is not a retailer are checks and PayPal. Only PayPal has been in a shitfit about guns and may de-activate the accounts of buyer and seller if they find out you're buying or selling a gun. So I have to accept a cashier's check ($10 for most people), a personal check (laugh), or some unsecured thing like Google Pay or Zelle. One of my buyers is sending me a cashier's check and the other threw the dice and sent me payment via Zelle. Luckily for him I'm an honest person, not a scammer.

Next, the buyer's FFL. For some reason, they only accept transfers from other FFLs. All the other local FFLs have the same odd policy. For this one I'm just going to ship it to the FFL with an official looking invoice and cross my fingers.

Next, the shipper. I went to my local UPS store and 3/4 of the way through the transaction, the person I was doing business with asked a co-worker if they're allowed to ship firearms. He said no. They referred me to a local UPS distribution center. I drove over there only to find out their customer service area is only open 2pm - 5pm.

GAH!

Hopefully at 2pm I'll be able to ship without issues.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 20, 2020 01:46 PM (UW2ZS)

273 240 Posted by: Moron Robbie - Fewer than 1,000 healthcare workers WORLDWIDE have died from COVID-19 at May 20, 2020 01:43 PM (aden2)

Youtube embedded links on the other hand are a barrel of monkeys....
I have an idea for a series, "Chimp barrister" the saga of a chimp who is a defense attorney by day and adjunct professor of law by night.

Posted by: sven at May 20, 2020 01:46 PM (oRLRa)

274 ShainS

I'll take those South Korean soccer sex dolls.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2020 01:46 PM (p1i4H)

275 I'd tap it.

Posted by: @PeeteySDee at May 20, 2020 01:46 PM (ap2QF)

276 she pleasures herself to The Food Network.

to be fair, have you seen Giada de Laurentiis?

Posted by: brak at May 20, 2020 01:46 PM (cG+eD)

277 249 It's never not ok to belittle (heh) and make fun of fat "people". Because let's face it, they're not really human beings. They're just walking appetites that look ugly and block views of The Beautiful Ones.
Posted by: I Have Questions at May 20, 2020 01:44 PM (+v+zN)

------

That made me laugh.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 20, 2020 01:46 PM (jUVms)

278 Stacey Abrams is so fat, she pleasures herself to The Food Network.
=======

*projectile vomits*

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 20, 2020 01:46 PM (vg8iE)

279 Bodies are created differently. That's why BMI's are BS.

Thick, muscular arms and legs run in the men in my family. That's extra pounds that are not hanging over your gut or causing health problems, or adding to your waist size. We all have our idiosyncracies, as G-d made us.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 20, 2020 01:46 PM (+7yf7)

280 @SaraGonzalesTX
Stacey Abrams is morbidly obese.
...we're allowed to do this now, right?

++++++++++++
This kind of redirected rhetoric is *extremely* problematic and the underlying context is *massively* complicated.

According to the precepts of equitability and socio-racial justice, we are absolutely not "allowed to do this," Mx. Gonzales. Stacy Abrams, as a valuable touchstone for progressive societies, should not be subject to body-shaming. Nobody should be subject to body-shaming. Comments about Trump's physical condition are relevant given that he is a loose cannon who is also the President. It isn't for the purpose of body-shaming, but for the purpose of policy. This kind of comment, however, IS for the purpose of body-shaming and is therefore entirely unacceptable in any context.

Get woke and quit shitposting.

Posted by: Uptalking SJW at May 20, 2020 01:46 PM (hYcqw)

281 She so fat, she can wear a VCR for a beeper!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, straight outta the 90s at May 20, 2020 01:46 PM (hkDyM)

282
Speaking of shadows, it's so wet here, your shadow will mire up.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 20, 2020 01:46 PM (f1Vqw)

283 Stacey Abrams so fat for Halloween she put on a white sheet and came as Antarctica.

Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2020 01:46 PM (X5CsJ)

284 They say people gravitate toward Abrams, but that is a matter of physical mass, not personal appeal.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 20, 2020 01:46 PM (Cus5s)

285 OK! for this, we change the rules.

She needs a cape dahlink!

Posted by: Edna Mould at May 20, 2020 01:47 PM (NgKpN)

286 269 Stacy Abrams so fat, she was already 6-feet away from others.
Posted by: Serious Cat at May 20, 2020 01:45 PM (zqs/f)

*golfclap* Topical!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2020 01:47 PM (YaiCw)

287 When food becomes scarce, us fat people will rule the world!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 20, 2020 01:47 PM (1ISKN)

288 Not just BMI obese either

Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2020 01:47 PM (bMMCK)

289 60%+ of black women who are sexually abused by adults before they turn 18


That sounds like utter bullshit.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 20, 2020 01:47 PM (gd9RK)

290 I'm not sayin' the bitch is fat,

actually yes, I am saying that

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 20, 2020 01:47 PM (FZYNt)

291 The meme of a boot stomping on your face forever is now replaced with Stacey Abrams: Sitting on your face forever.

You're welcome.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2020 01:47 PM (ptqGC)

292 275
I'd tap it.

Posted by: @PeeteySDee at May 20, 2020 01:46 PM (ap2QF)

Dibs.


Posted by: Exxon-Mobil at May 20, 2020 01:47 PM (KnJdm)

293 Stacy Abrams is so fat my dick can see her from outer space!

how's that for a 2fer?

Posted by: DanMan at May 20, 2020 01:47 PM (XTiHL)

294 Stacey Abrams so fat she entered the Hunger Games and won all 75 of them

Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2020 01:47 PM (X5CsJ)

295 Stacy Abrams told people in her stump speeches that she'd move mountains for them. Most people took her to be speaking metaphorically. Little did they know she could move Stone Mountain by herself by putting her belly up against it.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 20, 2020 01:47 PM (N39Ws)

296 Stacey Abrams is the Spokesmodel for Aswan Dental Dams

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2020 01:47 PM (z2pIb)

297 GAH!

Hopefully at 2pm I'll be able to ship without issues.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 20, 2020 01:46 PM (UW2ZS)


FedEx will ship firearms without much if any hassle.

Posted by: Gref at May 20, 2020 01:47 PM (AMIL/)

298 " In an election year fraught with chaos and stupidity only one thing can save the DNC from an electoral wipe out is Tank Abrams....Snort. LOL, OMG you expect me to say this?"

Technical Director: CUT! Please stay with the script or we'll all be shit canned.

Posted by: Narrator Voice at May 20, 2020 01:48 PM (JY8Ei)

299 They had to do the silhouette bc well, have you seen her up close?

Posted by: LOL at May 20, 2020 01:48 PM (SJDa9)

300 When she wears high heels, she strikes oil!

Posted by: Rodney Dangerfield at May 20, 2020 01:48 PM (hYcqw)

301 Sally Struthers could feed a village in Ethiopia

Stacey Abrams could feed a whole country

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2020 01:48 PM (p1i4H)

302 273 240 Posted by: Moron Robbie - Fewer than 1,000 healthcare workers WORLDWIDE have died from COVID-19 at May 20, 2020 01:43 PM (aden2)

--------

I've seen lots of obese (pre or diabetic) nurses and Drs. Don't know what other comorbidities they have, but they don't look healthy.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 20, 2020 01:48 PM (jUVms)

303 I'll pass.

Posted by: Dr. Nowzardan at May 20, 2020 01:48 PM (O+I8R)

304 >> I remember when the intelligentsia proclaimed Hillary and Chelsea the two most beautiful women on earth.


I don't think Hillary "Weeble" Clinton has seen her feet in decades.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2020 01:48 PM (bDqIh)

305 Voter suppression.
The South.
The Home of the Klan
Nodding sagely-- not a conspiracy at all, see?

IIRC, she has never conceded the race?

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 20, 2020 01:48 PM (aO8Gd)

306 When food becomes scarce, us fat people will rule the world!
Posted by: sniffybigtoe


Fat people are harder to kidnap.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2020 01:48 PM (f4vam)

307 Fat shaming!!!! She's just big-boned!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2020 01:48 PM (ptqGC)

308 Stacey so fat she got more Chins than Chinese phone book.

Posted by: Xi Jinping at May 20, 2020 01:48 PM (0TqRP)

309 Tom Elliott
@tomselliott

@JoeNBC speculates that Trump weighs '270, 275, 280 ...
Mika: "Maybe more...

https://tinyurl.com/yb35xcs5

Posted by: redridinghood at May 20, 2020 01:48 PM (wiXsO)

310 Stacy Abrams so fat the back of her neck look like a pack of hot dogs.

Posted by: Pinochet's Sunglasses at May 20, 2020 01:48 PM (n+0Aw)

311 Stacey Abrams so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2020 01:48 PM (X5CsJ)

312 "I mean, seriously, this is real. I'm not just quickly drawing these myself."

No one can draw something that large quickly. They made her suit white so the could skip coloring it with ink, reducing production costs by 83.6% and earning the eternal gratitude of the colorist.

Posted by: Comic Pro Secrets at May 20, 2020 01:48 PM (Of/Uk)

313 a big woman

https://youtu.be/RJPIUGHy60U

Posted by: DaveA at May 20, 2020 01:48 PM (FhXTo)

314 >Abrams is built like a tree stump,
Posted by: Lizzy


eh, more like a Coke machine
or a refrigerator

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 20, 2020 01:48 PM (iTXRQ)

315 She's the freaking governor of Georgia where death rates from COVID are skyrocketing due to the Republicans recklessly opening and killing everyone's grandma. Her morbid obesity is a major health concern that involves millions of people.

Posted by: squid_hunt at May 20, 2020 01:49 PM (Ectld)

316 >>I'd tap it.


So would we.

Posted by: Exxon/Mobil at May 20, 2020 01:49 PM (z2pIb)

317 299
They had to do the silhouette bc well, have you seen her up close?

Posted by: LOL at May 20, 2020 01:48 PM (SJDa9)
Either that or zoom out back to Cleveland.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 20, 2020 01:49 PM (N39Ws)

318 291 The meme of a boot stomping on your face forever is now replaced with Stacey Abrams: Sitting on your face forever.

You're welcome.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2020 01:47 PM (ptqGC)

Damn, Jane. What the hell did we do to you?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2020 01:49 PM (YaiCw)

319 306
When food becomes scarce, us fat people will rule the world!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe





Fat people are harder to kidnap.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2020 01:48 PM (f4vam)

Field dress and pack out.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2020 01:49 PM (KnJdm)

320 Funny gifs =/= conversation
https://tinyurl.com/y8qvsqy8


Posted by: andycanuck at May 20, 2020 01:49 PM (TQ/zJ)

321 Gentlemen! We have just discovered the biggest black hole known to mankind!

I'll show myself out

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 20, 2020 01:49 PM (FZYNt)

322 It's true, I was 6'4 200 and the doctor told me to get down to 190. But Doc I said, my Dick doesn't get any smaller.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 20, 2020 01:49 PM (NI4rU)

323 >>The meme of a boot stomping on your face forever is now replaced with Stacey Abrams: Sitting on your face forever.

You're welcome.
- - -

JANE!!!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2020 01:50 PM (bDqIh)

324 Stacy Abrams so fat, her memoirs are titled "A Fridge Too Far."

Posted by: Pinochet's Sunglasses at May 20, 2020 01:50 PM (n+0Aw)

325 283 Stacey Abrams so fat for Halloween she put on a white sheet and came as Antarctica.
Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2020 01:46 PM (X5CsJ

--------

Hey! I was gonna do that!

- Zombie Brian Dennehy

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 20, 2020 01:50 PM (dfRN6)

326 And that big girl...was me.

Posted by: Stacey Abrams at May 20, 2020 01:50 PM (0TqRP)

327 BMI is bullshit



I'm 6'3"



and 190 lbs



31 inch waist in jeans



have been since I was 20



and I'm on the upper end of normal weight



at 200, according to them, I would be overweight



it's all bullshit

Posted by: REDACTED





I was 6'0" 165 in high school, and according to the BMI chart, was overweight.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2020 01:44 PM (f4vam)

===
According to the trustworthy government I am obese but can bench twice my weight, do 30 pull ups at a time, 100 push ups at a time, and hundreds of sit ups at a time.
But I trust the BMI index just like the food pyramid. Government is here to help us... into an early grave.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 20, 2020 01:50 PM (pw+jk)

328 Field dress and pack out.

The gutting knife for Stacey would be a short sword

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2020 01:50 PM (p1i4H)

329 >>The meme of a boot stomping on your face forever is now replaced with Stacey Abrams: Sitting on your face forever.


Now Jane is stealing my gags?

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2020 01:50 PM (z2pIb)

330 Susan Rice's lies are so big ...
Susan Rice's Team Confirms She Was Directed By White House Counsel to Write January 20, 2017 Email About Secret Oval Office Meeting

Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2020 01:50 PM (X5CsJ)

331 Off sock

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at May 20, 2020 01:50 PM (nBhUy)

332 Stacy Abrams so fat her favorite mode of transport is a forklift.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 20, 2020 01:50 PM (2DOZq)

333 316 >>I'd tap it.


So would we.
Posted by: Exxon/Mobil at May 20, 2020 01:49 PM (z2pIb)

Thus reigniting the market in whale oil and the gentle giants of the sea would suffer for it!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2020 01:50 PM (YaiCw)

334
William Howard Taft/Stacey Abrams, 2020!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2020 01:50 PM (mht8P)

335 314

or a refrigerator

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 20, 2020 01:48 PM (iTXRQ)

Hey, I got nothing on her!!!

Posted by: William "The Fridge" Perry at May 20, 2020 01:50 PM (N39Ws)

336 We should have picked out own cotton.

Posted by: Look for the wet spot at May 20, 2020 01:50 PM (Wyjm0)

337 The article/ hagiography actually said that Abrams strutted across the stage like a *supermodel*.

That is actually cool and draws attention to her obesity.

Posted by: chique d' Epstein didn't off hisself at May 20, 2020 01:51 PM (9hauA)

338 On the brighter side, if Stacey is ever involved in an accident that requires her jaw be wired shut, they won't have to remove a front tooth to make room for the straw.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 20, 2020 01:51 PM (Z4rgH)

339 325 283 Stacey Abrams so fat for Halloween she put on a white sheet and came as Antarctica.
Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2020 01:46 PM (X5CsJ


The thought of Stacey Abrams coming makes me feel nauseous.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 20, 2020 01:51 PM (Uu+Jp)

340 she so fat, she goes to the restaurant, looks at the menu and says 'OK'

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 20, 2020 01:51 PM (iTXRQ)

341 327 According to the trustworthy government I am obese but can bench twice my weight, do 30 pull ups at a time, 100 push ups at a time, and hundreds of sit ups at a time.

Excellent regimen, strength training and core are where it's at, as we get older.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 20, 2020 01:51 PM (+7yf7)

342 BMI is bullshit

I'm 6'3"

and 190 lbs

31 inch waist in jeans

have been since I was 20

and I'm on the upper end of normal weight

at 200, according to them, I would be overweight

it's all bullshit
Posted by: REDACTED


***


Hard to be humble when you are 6'3" and 225lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2020 01:51 PM (axyOa)

343 Youtube embedded links on the other hand are a barrel of monkeys....

+

It's comical to realize why people keep buying new computers and complaining that they are slow.

I can only imagine how much data a Facebook or Twitter user has to download and process every single time they refresh a page.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Fewer than 1,000 healthcare workers WORLDWIDE have died from COVID-19 at May 20, 2020 01:51 PM (aden2)

344 Yeah, even when I was skinny, my BMI was all messed up. I'd probably do better on the Neanderthal BMI scale.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 20, 2020 01:51 PM (1ISKN)

345 @tomselliott
@JoeNBC speculates that Trump weighs '270, 275, 280 ...
Mika: "Maybe more...

Posted by: redridinghood at May 20, 2020 01:48 PM (wiXsO)
+++++++++++++
Whoa. I am thrilled that the consequences of the COVID response are behind us. I am glad that the IC and LE communities in Washington have been cleaned up and justice has been served. I am glad that China is no longer a threat. I am glad that the border is secure and that the polity is defended. I am glad that concerns around the election and fairness have all been satisfactorily addressed. I am glad that the deficit is under control and the debt is coming down. I am pleased that corporate deplatforming is no longer a problem. I am glad that freedom of speech on campus is restored. I am glad that public schools are improving while costs are coming down.

All of this is surely true if our courageous news men are talking about such trivialities.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 01:51 PM (hYcqw)

346 Stacy Abrams so fat her BMI is pie.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 20, 2020 01:51 PM (2DOZq)

347 Welp, we are still being told after all these years that Big Mike Obama is the most beautiful, glamorous FLOTUS in history.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2020 01:51 PM (ptqGC)

348
Paul A. Szypula
@Bubblebathgirl

May 19
If we're being honest:

Stacey Abrams = morbidly obese

Nancy Pelosi = alcoholic and Botox addict

Joe Biden = Alzheimer's sufferer

Andrew Cuomo = senior citizen killer

Bill de Blasio = anti-Semite

Hillary Clinton = Russian asset

Michelle Obama = Michael Obama

Who else?

Posted by: vmom Still Alive in These Tyrannical Times at May 20, 2020 01:51 PM (G546f)

349 How is Zelle unsecure?

Both of my banks incorporate it into their apps

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 20, 2020 01:51 PM (aO8Gd)

350 Pi or pie?

At this point what difference?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2020 01:52 PM (p1i4H)

351 The thought of Stacey Abrams coming makes me feel nauseous.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 20, 2020 01:51 PM (Uu+Jp)

6.5 on the Richter Scale.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2020 01:52 PM (KnJdm)

352 At one time Melanie Griffith was smokin' hot. Now she has a nice, mellow Joycelyn Wildenstein thing going on.

Posted by: Caliban at May 20, 2020 01:52 PM (QE8X6)

353 Fat people are harder to kidnap.

Posted by: rickb223


Field dress and pack out.
Posted by: flounder


That does bad things for ransom demands.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2020 01:52 PM (f4vam)

354 This. I'm 5'9, 170#. I wear a 33 inch waist, one size up from high school, and I'm 53.

Shorter, heavier, but same here. The calculator says 20 to 60 (60?!) pounds less would put me in the healthy range. I think you're supposed to avoid sports and physical labor to say in their healthy zone.

Posted by: t-bird at May 20, 2020 01:52 PM (vOGqy)

355 And while I'm on the subject, I think that's why the dems are focused on old fashioned ballots, now. the good guys figured out how to thwart the machine-programming.

Posted by: artemis at May 20, 2020 01:52 PM (AwPyG)

356 @JoeNBC speculates that Trump weighs '270, 275, 280 ...
Mika: "Maybe more...

https://tinyurl.com/yb35xcs5

-
Mika's IQ is 80, 75, 70 . . . Maybe less!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2020 01:52 PM (+y/Ru)

357 316 >>I'd tap it.

So would we.
Posted by: Exxon/Mobil at May 20, 2020 01:49 PM (z2pIb)

Thus reigniting the market in whale oil and the gentle giants of the sea would suffer for it!
___________________


Who's up for a Nantucket Sleighride?

Posted by: Herman Melville at May 20, 2020 01:53 PM (w9Wax)

358 Trump ? 6' 3" and about 245 I reckon.

Posted by: runner at May 20, 2020 01:53 PM (zr5Kq)

359 Tanks' teeth so yellow when she smiles, it look like she's eatin' creamed-corn! [Sorry, I can't recall any of the 'your momma so fat' insults from In Living Color's "Dishin' Dozens" sketches.]

Posted by: andycanuck at May 20, 2020 01:53 PM (TQ/zJ)

360 I just want to know why a cape, when the severed head motif has proven to be so successful in the past.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2020 01:53 PM (bMMCK)

361 Now Jane is stealing my gags?

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2020 01:50 PM (z2pIb)


If you did it first and I missed it, I apologize. It's the first funny thing I could think of.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2020 01:53 PM (ptqGC)

362 Next, the buyer's FFL. For some reason, they only accept transfers from other FFLs. All the other local FFLs have the same odd policy. For this one I'm just going to ship it to the FFL with an official looking invoice and cross my fingers.


Hopefully at 2pm I'll be able to ship without issues.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 20, 2020 01:46 PM (UW2ZS)

bonhomme, I'm pretty sure it a Federal Law, or a BATF requirement, that firearms can only be shipped from one FFL to another.

Exceptions are given for the CMP to ship direct to customers, and for individuals to ship a firearm to direct to a company or individual for mods or repair.

Posted by: Gref at May 20, 2020 01:53 PM (AMIL/)

363 348
Paul A. Szypula
@Bubblebathgirl

May 19
If we're being honest:

Stacey Abrams = morbidly obese

Nancy Pelosi = alcoholic and Botox addict

Joe Biden = Alzheimer's sufferer

Andrew Cuomo = senior citizen killer

Bill de Blasio = anti-Semite

Hillary Clinton = Russian asset

Michelle Obama = Michael Obama

Who else?

Bill Clinton = child rapist

Barack Obama = penis sipper

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 20, 2020 01:53 PM (FZYNt)

364 Bodies are created differently. That's why BMI's are BS.

Thick, muscular arms and legs run in the men in my family. That's extra pounds that are not hanging over your gut or causing health problems, or adding to your waist size. We all have our idiosyncracies, as G-d made us.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 20, 2020 01:46 PM (+7yf7)

Obese used to mean something. To me, obese is when you have trouble walking, climbing a flight of stairs, can't see your winky, need two plane seats, that sort of thing. But now I, a stocky guy with a big frame, am "obese." Screw that.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Easily Distracted at May 20, 2020 01:53 PM (x8Wzq)

365 she so fat, on Halloween she says to the kids 'trick or meatloaf?'

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 20, 2020 01:53 PM (iTXRQ)

366 https://bit.ly/2XgjZhG
********
Senate Committee Authorizes Subpoena in GOP's Hunter Biden-Burisma Investigation
********
More Shit Not Happening

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at May 20, 2020 01:53 PM (lTI0M)

367 Next Art Thread - Stacey Abrams on an ottoman

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2020 01:53 PM (p1i4H)

368 so fat, she looks like her thighs have hail damage.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 20, 2020 01:53 PM (k/TB6)

369 Stacy Abrams is going to play Brian Dennehey in his biographical film.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 20, 2020 01:54 PM (pw+jk)

370 The thought of Stacey Abrams coming makes me feel nauseous.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 20, 2020 01:51 PM (Uu+Jp)

6.5 on the Richter Scale.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner

The Earth moved?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2020 01:54 PM (+y/Ru)

371 60%+ of black women who are sexually abused by adults before they turn 18


That sounds like utter bullshit.


Given how many black children grow up in a fatherless home and many times with their Grandmother, I wouldn't be very surprised to find out a crap ton of black women get molested at a very young age. Broken families often yield broken children.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 20, 2020 01:54 PM (UW2ZS)

372 Someone should do a meme of her on Titanic being held and groped by Senile Joe.
Her Marvel name could be Obese Murder Hornet.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Aging supermodel, Wuhan fighter at May 20, 2020 01:54 PM (SK2xO)

373 349
How is Zelle unsecure?



Both of my banks incorporate it into their apps

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 20, 2020 01:51 PM (aO8Gd)

The warnings I have heard is it is not for inchoate transactions or with strangers. There is no refund/satisfaction mechanism.
Once the money is transferred, it is gone, regardless of how you structured your deal.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2020 01:54 PM (KnJdm)

374 I thought at the end of Norbit she went down to Mexico?

Now I find out she ran for governor of Georgia?

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 20, 2020 01:54 PM (aO8Gd)

375 I thought Pelosi's "morbidly obese" comment was interesting.
She's trying to be funny like Trump but fails miserably.
IMO this is because she confuses artistic embellishment with plain lying.

She could have named him "Plumpy Trumpy" or just called him a butterball or a fat cat (*wink* wink.*)
Instead she says he's morbidly obese --- which he plainly is NOT.

(Now, he's not really a butterball either, but that sort of epithet is imprecise and allows room for artistic license.)


Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 20, 2020 01:54 PM (M/9m0)

376 Stacy Abrams stole my bike.

Posted by: Punch Out at May 20, 2020 01:54 PM (dYMIx)

377 Paul A. Szypula
@Bubblebathgirl

May 19
If we're being honest:

Stacey Abrams = morbidly obese

Nancy Pelosi = alcoholic and Botox addict

Joe Biden = Alzheimer's sufferer

Andrew Cuomo = senior citizen killer

Bill de Blasio = anti-Semite

Hillary Clinton = Russian asset

Michelle Obama = Michael Obama

Who else?
Posted by: vmom


DiFi = Chinese spy

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2020 01:54 PM (f4vam)

378 It really feels like NeverTrump is acting like the Rice memo declassification is the end of the Obamagate revelations, doesn't it?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 01:54 PM (LvTSG)

379 Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 20, 2020 01:53 PM (iTXRQ)
*********
I'll do anything for LOVE, But I won't do that

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 20, 2020 01:54 PM (KhwTW)

380 If Tank Abrams decided to become a man, she'll be unstoppable.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 20, 2020 01:54 PM (1ISKN)

381 Does this Ford F-150 make my ass look big?

Posted by: Stacey Abrams at May 20, 2020 01:54 PM (0TqRP)

382 Tank Abrams? DAMN!

Posted by: Gabrial Englesias at May 20, 2020 01:54 PM (gQzBS)

383 My God! They come in black and walk on land, too?

Posted by: Based Captain Ahab at May 20, 2020 01:54 PM (Of/Uk)

384 The Earth moved?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2020 01:54 PM (+y/Ru)

No, but it registered equivalently.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2020 01:55 PM (KnJdm)

385 email from King Barky:

What our country needs more than anything right now is honest, measured
leadership. I am confident that Joe Biden has the experience to not only
guide us through this crisis, but also help our country heal through
what is going to undoubtedly be a long recovery.

[undoubtedly a long recovery if Biden wins]

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at May 20, 2020 01:55 PM (4a9Vv)

386 Now I find out she ran for governor of Georgia?

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 20, 2020 01:54 PM (aO8Gd)


And won.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2020 01:55 PM (ptqGC)

387 Trump ? 6' 3" and about 245 I reckon.


I'd put him over 260, and it's not an athletic build.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 20, 2020 01:55 PM (gd9RK)

388 No one voted for Trump because they thought he was good looking.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 20, 2020 01:55 PM (1ISKN)

389 The White House physician just tweeted

"Fuck, we are gonna need a bigger scale. Call Sea World."

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 20, 2020 01:55 PM (Z4rgH)

390 Stacy Abrams is so fat she gave up botox and brought back the process of flensing.

Posted by: Fritz at May 20, 2020 01:55 PM (95j/9)

391 Most reasonable folks are live and let live. But you keep telling me I'm a racist and propping this up as a supermodel. You learned nothing from 2016, and you chose to go full retard.

Posted by: jhawk90 at May 20, 2020 01:55 PM (/ZYFC)

392 I thought at the end of Norbit she went down to Mexico?

Now I find out she ran for governor of Georgia?
Posted by: RoyalOil


Ran is playing fast and loose with the English language. Closer to waddle.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2020 01:55 PM (f4vam)

393 Stacy Abrams is a fat bag of super-hero shit!

Posted by: Tentotwo at May 20, 2020 01:55 PM (yhf6w)

394 387 Trump ? 6' 3" and about 245 I reckon.


I'd put him over 260, and it's not an athletic build.
Posted by: Bandersnatch

15 lb of presidential penis

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 20, 2020 01:56 PM (FZYNt)

395 343 Posted by: Moron Robbie - Fewer than 1,000 healthcare workers WORLDWIDE have died from COVID-19 at May 20, 2020 01:51 PM (aden2)

It drives progress, and I know you probably have a hard time believing this I am listening to youtube with 14 tabs open commenting in 5 forums at a time....

Posted by: sven at May 20, 2020 01:56 PM (oRLRa)

396 Pi or pie?

-
Pie, fool!

Posted by: Stacy Abrams at May 20, 2020 01:56 PM (+y/Ru)

397 Comfortably Smug Retweeted
WFLA NEWS
@WFLA
FULL STORY: 'She's not a data scientist': DeSantis says fired DOH employee was insubordinate, facing criminal charges
CORONAVIRUS
by: WFLA 8 On Your Side Staff

Posted: May 20, 2020 / 01:29 PM EDT / Updated: May 20, 2020 / 01:38 PM EDT

Posted by: Hands at May 20, 2020 01:56 PM (786Ro)

398 Who else?

--

Ilhan Omar - Morbidly Jihadist
AOC - Morbidly Stupid
Rhashida Talapia - Morbidly Ugly

Posted by: Dr. Nowzardan at May 20, 2020 01:56 PM (O+I8R)

399 Now I find out she ran for governor of Georgia?

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 20, 2020 01:54 PM (aO8Gd)

And won.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2020 01:55 PM (ptqGC)



Then..who is this Kemp fella ?


Posted by: runner at May 20, 2020 01:56 PM (zr5Kq)

400 385
email from King Barky:

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at May 20, 2020 01:55 PM (4a9Vv)


I am loving that he has to shill for that rapist idiot.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2020 01:56 PM (KnJdm)

401 When will Abrams declare victory over obesity and demand that it concede?

Posted by: Furious George at May 20, 2020 01:56 PM (9vQJW)

402 /sock begone!

Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 20, 2020 01:56 PM (O+I8R)

403 Just when you think the Dems could sink no lower, they have turned Nancy's boorishness into a meme game that attacks one of their key demographics. They are losing on Obamagate, losing on the shutdown, losing on any issue of significance so they turn to playground taunts, a game we can't win because we don't control how this will be portrayed, they do.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at May 20, 2020 01:56 PM (PQRcz)

404 Trump ? 6' 3" and about 245 I reckon.


I'd put him over 260, and it's not an athletic build.
Posted by: Bandersnatch


He's also 73 and has a diamond encrusted platinum health plan.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2020 01:56 PM (f4vam)

405 399 Now I find out she ran for governor of Georgia?

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 20, 2020 01:54 PM (aO8Gd)

And won.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2020 01:55 PM (ptqGC)



Then..who is this Kemp fella ?


Posted by: runner at May 20, 2020 01:56 PM (zr5Kq)

=========

Usurper!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 01:56 PM (LvTSG)

406 Sure, quod licet Iovi, non licet bovi but also quod licet bovi, non licet Iovi.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at May 20, 2020 01:57 PM (17+9D)

407 According to the trustworthy government I am obese but can bench twice my weight, do 30 pull ups at a time, 100 push ups at a time, and hundreds of sit ups at a time.
But I trust the BMI index just like the food pyramid. Government is here to help us... into an early grave.


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 20, 2020 01:50 PM



***

I came back from Somalia with just five weeks to retirement from the Army. (That is a whole different story) I had to take a PT test which I maxed...and then a retirement physical. According to the Private who did my height and weight I had apparently shrunk an inch and was now 4lbs over on weight.
"You aren't going to get a retirement award."
I laughed at her, and the doctor.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2020 01:57 PM (axyOa)

408 @GillianHTurner
#BREAKING:
@AmbassadorRice's team confirms to #FoxNews that she was directed by White House Counsel to write the Jan 20, 2017 memorandum documenting an Oval Office meeting in which President Obama & National Security officials discussed #MichaelFlynn.

----
WH Counsel wasn't at the meeting either, so Obama must have told them to do this.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 20, 2020 01:57 PM (sGotD)

409 Well, at least she's an accomplished romance novelist.


Bing "Selena Montgomery"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2020 01:57 PM (ptqGC)

410 According to BMI scale, I'm at a healthy weight (rib cage circumference 32cm, weight 17 lbs).

Posted by: Serious Cat at May 20, 2020 01:57 PM (zqs/f)

411 I've been looking for that meme of the guy who used a dryer vent hose for a mask. Can't find it anywhere anybody know where to find it?

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at May 20, 2020 01:58 PM (2qkrD)

412 Nancy Pelosi is a botoxed old hag.

Posted by: Ken at May 20, 2020 01:58 PM (Agz0w)

413 LOL you guys.

Posted by: wth at May 20, 2020 01:58 PM (v0R5T)

414 Hey, hey, hey...mildly obese.

Posted by: Zombie Fat Albert at May 20, 2020 01:58 PM (EgshT)

415 Mika Brzezinski is trying to get Trump banned from Twitter by talking to Jack, apparently because of Trump's tweet about Joe Scarborough murdering his interns.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 20, 2020 01:58 PM (sUl9n)

416 385 email from King Barky:

What our country needs more than anything right now is honest, measured leadership. I am confident that Joe Biden has the experience to not onlyguide us through this crisis, but also help our country heal through what is going to undoubtedly be a long recovery.

[undoubtedly a long recovery if Biden wins]

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at May 20, 2020 01:55 PM (4a9Vv)


What he meant to say was: Joe is the most qualified 77-year old male with hair plugs and multiple plastic surgeries to ever run for President, and those qualities make it a sure thing he'll do a good job.

Posted by: Gref at May 20, 2020 01:58 PM (AMIL/)

417 I didn't vote for Trump because of Ivanka, but i would vote for him again if she would show me her boobs and go away with her husband forever.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 20, 2020 01:58 PM (NI4rU)

418 348


Paul A. Szypula

@Bubblebathgirl



May 19

If we're being honest:



Stacey Abrams = morbidly obese



Nancy Pelosi = alcoholic and Botox addict



Joe Biden = Alzheimer's sufferer



Andrew Cuomo = senior citizen killer



Bill de Blasio = anti-Semite



Hillary Clinton = Russian asset



Michelle Obama = Michael Obama



Who else?



Posted by: vmom Still Alive in These Tyrannical Times at May 20, 2020 01:51 PM (G546f)
Seth Rich -- Arkancided

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 20, 2020 01:58 PM (N39Ws)

419 I think If my liver was removed, I'd be in the healthy zone on the BMI.

Because the SOB is big.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 20, 2020 01:58 PM (pw+jk)

420 Just when you think the Dems could sink no lower, they have turned Nancy's boorishness into a meme game that attacks one of their key demographics. They are losing on Obamagate, losing on the shutdown, losing on any issue of significance so they turn to playground taunts, a game we can't win because we don't control how this will be portrayed, they do.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness


***

Ever notice that pandemic is just "dem" surrounded by panic?

Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2020 01:58 PM (axyOa)

421 How is Zelle unsecure?

Both of my banks incorporate it into their apps


It's perfectly fine for transferring money. The problem lies with using it for services not yet rendered. In this case the buyer has sent the money but doesn't have the firearm yet.

Zelle is not an escrow service, they are strictly for punting money from one account to another.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 20, 2020 01:58 PM (UW2ZS)

422 Nobody like our morbidly obese president should be anywhere near the Oval Office. That's why I'm endorsing Stacey Abrams for VP. You know, compared to most black women she's svelte. Wait, what?

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at May 20, 2020 01:58 PM (0TqRP)

423 First time I've seen Michael Strahan in a dress, is he transitioning?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 20, 2020 01:58 PM (k/TB6)

424 Whitmer is going to be held responsible for the dam collapses, right?
I had that on my mind at sunup this morning. The first dam that collapsed was built in 1925, is earthen, and was condemned by federal inspectors years ago.


However, the Sanford Dam, owned by a power company, according to local reports, is overtopped, and has not failed. With that amount of water under its foundation and that volume flowing over it, I would say that a real engineer may have been at work there. Reporters have the story wrong.


Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 20, 2020 01:59 PM (8IOEj)

425 What's the origin of this 'yas slay qween' thing? Never understood that reference.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 01:59 PM (WvQcX)

426 I've been looking for that meme of the guy who used a
dryer vent hose for a mask. Can't find it anywhere anybody know where
to find it?

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home at May 20, 2020 01:58 PM (2qkrD)


It might be at People of Walmart. There were some hilarious "masks" there.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2020 01:59 PM (ptqGC)

427 New Hershey's Drops are very good. Like a big, fat M&M without the candy coating.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 20, 2020 01:59 PM (sGotD)

428 415 Posted by: Dr Spank at May 20, 2020 01:58 PM (sUl9n)

I'll have to dust off "Dude Where's My Intern!?!" and maybe go back to twatter...

Posted by: sven at May 20, 2020 01:59 PM (oRLRa)

429 According to the trustworthy government I am obese but can bench twice my weight, do 30 pull ups at a time, 100 push ups at a time, and hundreds of sit ups at a time.
But I trust the BMI index just like the food pyramid. Government is here to help us... into an early grave.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 20, 2020 01:50 PM (pw+jk)

At 25 I hit 6' 0" and 220.

Every single Physical readiness test I had to do for the Navy after that, I got an outstanding, and usually a perfect 300 score.

Yet, the charts said I was borderline obese.

Muscle weighs more than fat.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 20, 2020 01:59 PM (NgKpN)

430 I don't know if Tank is a lesbian, but if you were a guy, would you ask her out? I guess if you want your face chewed off you would. She looks like a serious ball buster if one had the misfortune to be in a relationship with her.

Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 20, 2020 01:59 PM (O+I8R)

431 260
Stacey Abrams so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"


Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2020 01:45 PM (X5CsJ)


Oldy but goodie.

Posted by: Javems at May 20, 2020 01:59 PM (ofIwF)

432 Ilhan Omar - Morbidly Jihadist
AOC - Morbidly Stupid
Rhashida Talapia - Morbidly Ugly
Posted by: Dr. Nowzardan at May 20, 2020 01:56 PM (O+I8R)
---------
Jayapal - squad Godmother and the worst of the bunch.

Posted by: jhawk90 at May 20, 2020 01:59 PM (/ZYFC)

433 I can only imagine how much data a Facebook or Twitter user has to download and process every single time they refresh a page.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Fewer than 1,000 healthcare workers WORLDWIDE have died from COVID-19 at May 20, 2020 01:51 PM (aden2)


Our internet connection at 768k (yes k) was fine until wifey started living on Failboob. The bandwidh required is through the roof and we finally had to upgrade because she was complaining the internet part of her phone would not work when she was on her desktop computer.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 20, 2020 02:00 PM (fuFqD)

434 I don't give a shit how big Trump is, does he get the job done? Yes? Then awesome, fattie!

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 20, 2020 02:00 PM (jUVms)

435 According to BMI scale, I'm at a healthy weight (rib cage circumference 32cm, weight 17 lbs).

Posted by: Serious Cat at May 20, 2020 01:57 PM (zqs/f)



Do you attribute that to an all mouse diet or to chasing laser pointers?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 20, 2020 02:00 PM (gd9RK)

436 What's more dangerous to this country?

Overweight or senile?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 02:00 PM (WvQcX)

437 I'd put him over 260, and it's not an athletic build.



It's difficult to tell these days, because most of the time he has bulletproof something or other on.

Posted by: runner at May 20, 2020 02:00 PM (zr5Kq)

438 60%+ of black women who are sexually abused by adults before they turn 18


That sounds like utter bullshit.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 20, 2020 01:47 PM (gd9RK)

-

Yep. It does. It's mind blowing. BET (yes, that BET):

"Study: 60 Percent of Black Females Are Sexually Abused Before They Turn 18

A preliminary study from Black Women’s Blueprint finds that 60 percent of Black women surveyed said they were sexually abused by a Black man before they turned 18."


https://tinyurl.com/ycukxfc7

It's tragic what the Democrats have done to them as a group.

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at May 20, 2020 02:00 PM (ADuZP)

439 FACT:
RBG bench presses Stacey Abrams with one arm like Luke Voit.

Posted by: Hands at May 20, 2020 02:00 PM (786Ro)

440 Peter Strzok = stud

Lisa Page = Aphrodite

Stacey Abrams = Afrodite

Posted by: JuJuBee at May 20, 2020 02:01 PM (0TqRP)

441 And that other one, the tilapia, Morbidly Bald.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 20, 2020 02:01 PM (1ISKN)

442 Ever notice that pandemic is just "dem" surrounded by panic?
Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2020 01:58 PM (axyO


ROFL!

GREAT observation.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 20, 2020 02:01 PM (NgKpN)

443 If Tank Abrams decided to become a man, she'll be unstoppable.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

--

If she started rolling down a hill, also

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 20, 2020 02:01 PM (Hcsoi)

444 Faith, fatter than an overweight bullet, able to not leap tall, or short, buildings, built like a locomotive.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 20, 2020 02:01 PM (sUl9n)

445
Mika Brzezinski is trying to get Trump banned from Twitter by talking to
Jack, apparently because of Trump's tweet about Joe Scarborough
murdering his interns.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 20, 2020 01:58 PM (sUl9n)


An old bit from Don Imus, where he and Joe joke about Joe having sex with an intern and having to kill her, has emerged. It's taking off on Twitter.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2020 02:01 PM (ptqGC)

446 The stunning first lady:
https://tinyurl.com/yarh4zyj

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 02:01 PM (hYcqw)

447 >>>425 What's the origin of this 'yas slay qween' thing? Never understood that reference.


SJWs say it when they're yo-go-girling each other or a female celebrity like Beyonce.

Then other people say it mockingly.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2020 02:01 PM (PbpT7)

448 271 190 at 6' 3" is positively skinny. You're a beanpole!
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2020 01:41 PM (N9G0H)
---------------

Subtract 10 lbs, same height, and that's me.
Posted by: blake - singed semi lurker in marginal standing


My late first husband was 6'3" and weighed 130lbs. The only time he weighed more was when the docs have him meds to help gain back what he lost during chemo treatment. At one point he was down to 118lbs. 130lbs was his normal.

A black guy we knew said of him, " if he was black, he'd be Ethiopian. "

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 20, 2020 02:01 PM (myjNJ)

449 Bill Clinton who famously ate at McDonalds and George W. Bush , who famously cleared brush at his ranch, jogged and mountain-biked, both had serious heart issues shortly after they left office.

what to make of this?

Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2020 02:02 PM (CqE5x)

450 If Tank Abrams decided to become a man, she'll be unstoppable.

--



If she started rolling down a hill, also




*snort*

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 20, 2020 02:02 PM (vs2ae)

451 Capes can make you look slimmer.

But there are limits.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 20, 2020 02:02 PM (e1mEI)

452 >>Mika Brzezinski is trying to get Trump banned from Twitter by talking to Jack, apparently because of Trump's tweet about Joe Scarborough murdering his interns.


Ha!

really hit a nerve there, didn't it?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2020 02:02 PM (bDqIh)

453 *gulp*

Posted by: Meeka at May 20, 2020 02:03 PM (EgshT)

454 Tank so fat every time she visits a Muslim neighborhood they all drop to their knees and start praying to her...

Posted by: Look for the wet spot at May 20, 2020 02:03 PM (Wyjm0)

455 447 >>>425 What's the origin of this 'yas slay qween' thing? Never understood that reference.


SJWs say it when they're yo-go-girling each other or a female celebrity like Beyonce.

Then other people say it mockingly.
Posted by: ace at May 20, 2020 02:01 PM (PbpT7)



Oh. Gotcha. Like a secret club handshake for losers.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 02:03 PM (WvQcX)

456 The stunning first lady:
https://tinyurl.com/yarh4zyj

--

Damn you, Joe Mannix! I wanted Melania. I got a gaudy Disco Banana instead.

Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 20, 2020 02:03 PM (O+I8R)

457 email from King Barky:

What our country needs more than anything right now is honest, measured

leadership. I am confident that Joe Biden has the experience to not only

guide us through this crisis, but also help our country heal through

what is going to undoubtedly be a long recovery.

[undoubtedly a long recovery if Biden wins]


Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at May 20, 2020 01:55 PM (4a9Vv)

====
With Joe the Paste our economy will asymptotically approach a "recovery."

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 20, 2020 02:03 PM (pw+jk)

458 If Tank Abrams decided to become a man, she'll be unstoppable.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe
With that much skin to work with, s/he would have a crank that would make Mandingo cower in fear.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 20, 2020 02:03 PM (N39Ws)

459 Roll Stacey in cocoa powder and find the wet spot.

Posted by: Dating advice for mens at May 20, 2020 02:03 PM (0TqRP)

460 427 New Hershey's Drops are very good. Like a big, fat M&M without the candy coating.
Posted by: IrishEi at May 20, 2020 01:59 PM (sGotD)

They are not bad, but there is something about the sweetness that is off to me. I has kind of a thin, plastic-y chocolate taste to me.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2020 02:03 PM (YaiCw)

461 If you're bored, go find the conspiracy theory on why Trump fired that IG.

It's Charlie Day chain smoking in the mailroom crazy

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 20, 2020 02:03 PM (aO8Gd)

462 Hey, hey, hey...mildly obese.
Posted by: Zombie Fat Albert at May 20, 2020 01:58 PM


So if she's the VP pick, will she be Buck Buck #2?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 20, 2020 02:03 PM (ejd/p)

463 I heard Stacey lost her virginity in the backseat of her boyfriend's supertanker.

Posted by: High School Gossip at May 20, 2020 02:03 PM (Of/Uk)

464 It drives progress, and I know you probably have a hard time believing this I am listening to youtube with 14 tabs open commenting in 5 forums at a time....

Posted by: sven at May 20, 2020 01:56 PM (oRLRa)

-

I don't doubt it at all. I'd be fine with the silliness if there was a button to push to revert to early 2000's internet design, especially with most people outside of urban areas still rolling along on the equivalent of dial-up (if they can even get internet access where they live).

If I want to see a .jpg, I'll click on the .jpg. I don't need an "experience."

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at May 20, 2020 02:03 PM (ADuZP)

465 The Faith character debuted in 1991 in a comic book called Harbinger her secret alias was Zeppelin. Not exactly SJW...

Posted by: Dread0 at May 20, 2020 02:03 PM (OpxKI)

466 451 Capes can make you look slimmer. But there are limits.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 20, 2020 02:02 PM (e1mEI)

Maybe she should try Cape Cod.

Posted by: Caliban at May 20, 2020 02:03 PM (QE8X6)

467 SJWs say it when they're yo-go-girling each other or a female celebrity like Beyonce.



Then other people say it mockingly.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2020 02:01 PM (PbpT7)


I'm waiting for NeverTrump to use it to discuss sandwiches.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2020 02:04 PM (ptqGC)

468 I'm watching my six.

Posted by: Meeka at May 20, 2020 02:04 PM (EgshT)

469 451 Capes can make you look slimmer.

But there are limits.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 20, 2020 02:02 PM (e1mEI)

Oh, geez...

Burt Reynolds movie with Dom Deloise?

Where Doms alter ego is 'HIM!'

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 20, 2020 02:04 PM (NgKpN)

470 The stunning first lady:
https://tinyurl.com/yarh4zyj
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 02:01 PM (hYcqw)

She looks like a T.Rex about to eat her prey.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2020 02:04 PM (CqE5x)

471 446 The stunning first lady:
https://tinyurl.com/yarh4zyj
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 02:01 PM (hYcqw)
---------

You bastard.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 20, 2020 02:04 PM (dfRN6)

472 History shows again and again how nature points up the folly of men.

Tankzilla!


Posted by: Toad-O at May 20, 2020 02:04 PM (cct0t)

473 446 The stunning first lady:
https://tinyurl.com/yarh4zyj
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
________

That's the first time I've seen a picture of Sarah Jessica Parker with another woman, and SJP the more attractive one in the frame.

Posted by: Furious George at May 20, 2020 02:04 PM (9vQJW)

474 I just finished Hayes. Next is Garfield.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 01:24 PM (LvTSG)



Garfield is famous for eating lasagna.

Lots of lasagna

Posted by: naturalfake at May 20, 2020 02:04 PM (CDVfT)

475 You bastard.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 20, 2020 02:04 PM (dfRN6)
++++++++++++
In fairness, I said "stunning" and not "beautiful."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 02:05 PM (hYcqw)

476 The Faith character debuted in 1991 in a comic book called Harbinger her secret alias was Zeppelin. Not exactly SJW...
Posted by: Dread0 at May 20, 2020 02:03 PM (OpxKI)

Looks like Megan McCain

Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2020 02:05 PM (CqE5x)

477 446 The stunning first lady:
https://tinyurl.com/yarh4zyj
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 02:01 PM (hYcqw)

---------

What the eff is she wearing? On her "legs?"

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 20, 2020 02:05 PM (jUVms)

478 117 "Friends" is on most of the day on some channel. Too bad it isn't funny. Other than squack to look at, I'm not sure why it's so popular.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Unbanned Chapter at May 20, 2020 01:32 PM (vGJY7)
===

The same could be said for Big Bang Theory.

Posted by: Augustine at May 20, 2020 02:05 PM (Alp4m)

479 Still laughing about the Jennifer Rubinbot... that's the snark we need to defeat the crypt keeper.

Posted by: Inogame at May 20, 2020 02:05 PM (+2xjH)

480 Is there a conversion table that does stones to pounds, and Adelle's to Madonna's

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 20, 2020 02:05 PM (NI4rU)

481 On a related note, why do Google have a fat guy in a Hawaiian shirt as it's daily image thing?

Posted by: Why, Google? at May 20, 2020 02:05 PM (Of/Uk)

482 "That's the first time I've seen a picture of Sarah Jessica Parker with another woman"

Jury is still out on that one.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2020 02:06 PM (3D/fK)

483 >>Lots of lasagna


Why? You like Licorice?

Posted by: Stacey Abrams at May 20, 2020 02:06 PM (BdgPA)

484 464 Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at May 20, 2020 02:03 PM (ADuZP)

Eh depending on your browser you can set it up that way, you can set some firefox tabs to display like mobile with mobile settings you have to click .jpgs and embeds....
I have pretty good bandwith out here in Fort Polk "Metro" which is not exactly very metro, admittedly my internet was better when I had the house in Indiana.

Posted by: sven at May 20, 2020 02:06 PM (oRLRa)

485 That's the first time I've seen a picture of Sarah Jessica Parker with
another woman, and SJP the more attractive one in the frame.


Three seconds later Mooch unhinged her jaw and swallowed half of the front row studio audience.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 20, 2020 02:06 PM (vs2ae)

486 Remember Biden's defense of the firing of the prosecutor was "it was US policy?"

But then we were told Trump abused his power because his policy wasn't written?

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 20, 2020 02:06 PM (aO8Gd)

487 The stunning first lady:

https://tinyurl.com/yarh4zyj

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


At least the fish scale boots are nice. *pours bleach into eyes*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2020 02:06 PM (ptqGC)

488 What the eff is she wearing? On her "legs?"
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 20, 2020 02:05 PM (jUVms)
++++++++++++
I value truth over facts, but I will provide both because I am giver.

Fact: Expensive boots from a major designer.
Truth: Something that looks like they were vomited out of a strip club's VIP couch.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 02:06 PM (hYcqw)

489 Tank so fat every time she visits a Muslim neighborhood they all drop to their knees and start praying to her...


Pig is haram.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 20, 2020 02:06 PM (Owlqg)

490 477
446 The stunning first lady:

https://tinyurl.com/yarh4zyj

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 02:01 PM (hYcqw)



---------



What the eff is she wearing? On her "legs?"

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 20, 2020 02:05 PM (jUVms)
tuck tape

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 20, 2020 02:06 PM (N39Ws)

491 I'm waiting for NeverTrump to use it to discuss sandwiches.

Which may or may not include hot dogs.


Personally, I am an adult with adult like responsibility so I don't care.

Posted by: Mallamutt, The State of Illinois says I am essential. at May 20, 2020 02:07 PM (yAc5z)

492 WaPo / Jenny Craig Strategic Institute Poll of Likely Dieters:

Pence: 0.0002%
Abrams: 99.998%

Posted by: Hands at May 20, 2020 02:07 PM (786Ro)

493 f Tank Abrams decided to become a man, she'll be unstoppable.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe
With that much skin to work with, s/he would have a crank that would make Mandingo cower in fear.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 20, 2020 02:03 PM (N39Ws)

I read somewhere that Mandingo is about 5' 5"

Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2020 02:07 PM (CqE5x)

494 She's too fat.

Posted by: Morbidly obese Albert at May 20, 2020 02:07 PM (0TqRP)

495 Talk about morbid obesity, take a look at this symone sanders from the biden side...holy shit

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2020 02:07 PM (85Gof)

496 469 Posted by: Romeo13 at May 20, 2020 02:04 PM (NgKpN)

CannonBall Run....
with "Him" being Captains Chaos and USA....
"It's a living...."

Posted by: sven at May 20, 2020 02:07 PM (oRLRa)

497 What the eff is she wearing? On her "legs?"

--

They're from the Star Trek Hooker series from Manolo Blahniks.

Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 20, 2020 02:07 PM (O+I8R)

498 Stack Abrams.

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at May 20, 2020 02:08 PM (dYMIx)

499 Sara Sanders >> Symone Sanders

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 02:08 PM (hYcqw)

500 If memory serves, ValJar bragged that Mooch's boots cost $6,000.

All that money and not an ounce of taste.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2020 02:08 PM (ptqGC)

501 476 The Faith character debuted in 1991 in a comic book called Harbinger her secret alias was Zeppelin. Not exactly SJW...
Posted by: Dread0 at May 20, 2020 02:03 PM (OpxKI)

Looks like Megan McCain
Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2020 02:05 PM

You monsters! Can't you wait until the funeral and mourning period for the death of Saint McCain are over before launching your time, juvenile comments!?!?

Posted by: True Conservative at May 20, 2020 02:08 PM (Of/Uk)

502 Jesus those breast could feed a village

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2020 02:08 PM (85Gof)

503 >>Is there a conversion table that does stones to pounds, and Adelle's to Madonna's



Adelle is a skinny thing now.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2020 02:08 PM (bDqIh)

504 And your morbidly obese President is going to kill himself by taking HCQ, which does nothing to prevent or treat Covid-19, but excels at causing heart trouble.

Posted by: No at May 20, 2020 02:08 PM (/ACWN)

505 Yep. It does. It's mind blowing. BET (yes, that BET):

"Study: 60 Percent of Black Females Are Sexually Abused Before They Turn 18

A preliminary study from Black Women's Blueprint finds that 60 percent of Black women surveyed said they were sexually abused by a Black man before they turned 18."



Black Women's Blueprint is a racial grift organization and the study included 300 women nationwide.

You need an N of 400 before you can study whether the sky is blue. This is just money cadging propaganda.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 20, 2020 02:08 PM (gd9RK)

506
With a load of Stacy Abrams twenty-six thousand tons more
Than the Edmund Fitzgerald weighed empty
That good ship and true was a bone to be chewed
When the elections of November came early....

Posted by: Zombie Gordon Lightfoot at May 20, 2020 02:08 PM (w9Wax)

507 490 477
446 The stunning first lady:

https://tinyurl.com/yarh4zyj

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 02:01 PM (hYcqw)



---------



What the eff is she wearing? On her "legs?"

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 20, 2020 02:05 PM (jUVms)
tuck tape
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 20, 2020 02:06 PM (N39Ws)

Oh geez, what the HELL!

OK, who did this!

Posted by: Aquaman at May 20, 2020 02:08 PM (NgKpN)

508 Eh depending on your browser you can set it up that way, you can set some firefox tabs to display like mobile with mobile settings you have to click .jpgs and embeds....

I have pretty good bandwith out here in Fort Polk "Metro" which is not exactly very metro, admittedly my internet was better when I had the house in Indiana.

Posted by: sven at May 20, 2020 02:06 PM (oRLRa)

--

Yeah, but you break sites. And God help you if you set it up for your tech-minded self and your wife and kids want to use the computer, too.

(insert unrelated screen grab of an off-the-air TV show with pithy white text as commentary here)

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at May 20, 2020 02:09 PM (ADuZP)

509 ..I sold a couple of guns on gunbroker and I have hit so many snags, it's almost getting funny.

The only methods of payment available to someone like me who is not a retailer are checks and PayPal. Only PayPal has been in a shitfit about guns and may de-activate the accounts of buyer and seller if they find out you're buying or selling a gun. So I have to accept a cashier's check ($10 for most people), a personal check (laugh), or some unsecured thing like Google Pay or Zelle. One of my buyers is sending me a cashier's check and the other threw the dice and sent me payment via Zelle. Luckily for him I'm an honest person, not a scammer.

Next, the buyer's FFL. For some reason, they only accept transfers from other FFLs. All the other local FFLs have the same odd policy. For this one I'm just going to ship it to the FFL with an official looking invoice and cross my fingers.

Next, the shipper. I went to my local UPS store and 3/4 of the way through the transaction, the person I was doing business with asked a co-worker if they're allowed to ship firearms. He said no. They referred me to a local UPS distribution center. I drove over there only to find out their customer service area is only open 2pm - 5pm.

GAH!

Hopefully at 2pm I'll be able to ship without issues.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 20, 2020 01:46 PM (UW2ZS)



On the rare occasions that I've sold such via Gunbroker, I specify that payment must be made in the form of a United States Postal Money Order.

Secure, reliable as cash and unlike a Cashier's Check, can't be floated on a defunct account. (a favorite trick of out-of-state vehicle buyers scammers).

Plus, they're dirt cheap. Max amount on one is $1,000, and that'll cost like $3-ish to buy.

Your bank will *love* you depositing via USPS Money Order. 'Cause they know it ain't gonna bite 'em in the ass later.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 20, 2020 02:09 PM (QzJWU)

510 502
Jesus those breast could feed a village

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2020 02:08 PM (85Gof)
I'll starve. Thanks anyway.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 20, 2020 02:09 PM (N39Ws)

511 Nood centered Susan Rice

Posted by: filbert at May 20, 2020 02:09 PM (NiXyF)

512 No shit!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 20, 2020 02:09 PM (Owlqg)

513 Weird Al - Fat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2mU6USTBRE

Posted by: Augustine at May 20, 2020 02:09 PM (Alp4m)

514 Oh geez, what the HELL!

OK, who did this!
Posted by: Aquaman at May 20, 2020 02:08 PM (NgKpN)
+++++++++++++++
This is extremely funny.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 02:09 PM (hYcqw)

515 >>What the eff is she wearing? On her "legs?"


She looks like an uncomfortable sofa.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2020 02:09 PM (BdgPA)

516 500 If memory serves, ValJar bragged that Mooch's boots cost $6,000.

All that money and not an ounce of taste.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2020 02:08 PM (ptqGC)


-------

I wonder if ValJar still lives with the Obamas? Don't you find that incredibly weird? She has enough money to stay anywhere. WTF?

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 20, 2020 02:09 PM (jUVms)

517 Black Women's Blueprint is a racial grift organization and the study included 300 women nationwide.

You need an N of 400 before you can study whether the sky is blue. This is just money cadging propaganda.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 20, 2020 02:08 PM (gd9RK)

--

And yet it grooves.

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at May 20, 2020 02:10 PM (ADuZP)

518 She's too fat.
Posted by: Morbidly obese Albert at May 20, 2020 02:07 PM (0TqRP)

--

Hey, hey, hey!
It's Faaat Abrams
And she's gonna sing a song for youuuuu
And she's gonna tell you a thing or two...

Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 20, 2020 02:10 PM (O+I8R)

519 They can say what they want about PDT but I watched him hit his drive off the first tee at Trump National in Sterling VA. I doubt there are many Libs who'd like to play against him.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2020 02:10 PM (axyOa)

520 We're gonna need a sturdier bollard.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 20, 2020 02:10 PM (Z4rgH)

521 >>Adelle is a skinny thing now.


She's still fat on the inside.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2020 02:10 PM (BdgPA)

522 That is actually cool and draws attention to her obesity.
Posted by: chique d' Epstein didn't off hisself at May 20, 2020 01:51 PM (9hauA)


Ugh. Just saw this. I meant *cruel*.

Posted by: chique d' Epstein didn't off hisself at May 20, 2020 02:10 PM (9hauA)

523 That Michelle Obama pic could be on the poster for a Broadway production of Kinky Boots.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2020 02:10 PM (bDqIh)

524 Pelosi's comment about obese is probably a poor attempt to get Trump to take off his bulletproof vest, so one of her followers can take a shot at him.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 20, 2020 02:10 PM (Hcsoi)

525 Nood centered Susan Rice
Posted by: filbert at May 20, 2020 02:09 PM (NiXyF)


It's moved left now. Doesn't it always?

Posted by: filbert at May 20, 2020 02:10 PM (NiXyF)

526
nood

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 20, 2020 02:10 PM (Ots//)

527 "Friends" is on most of the day on some channel. Too bad it isn't funny. Other than squack to look at, I'm not sure why it's so popular.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Unbanned Chapter at May 20, 2020 01:32 PM (vGJY7)
===

The same could be said for Big Bang Theory.
Posted by: Augustine at May 20, 2020 02:05 PM (Alp4m)

Seen both about twice. At least "Friends' had an attractive cast.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2020 02:11 PM (CqE5x)

528 My late first husband was 6'3" and weighed 130lbs. The only time he weighed more was when the docs have him meds to help gain back what he lost during chemo treatment. At one point he was down to 118lbs. 130lbs was his normal.

A black guy we knew said of him, " if he was black, he'd be Ethiopian. "
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 20, 2020 02:01 PM (myjNJ)
-------------

Holy cow!

That's really tough.

Posted by: blake - singed semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 20, 2020 02:11 PM (WEBkv)

529 Darnit, I should've written it "eppur si gruove"

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at May 20, 2020 02:11 PM (ADuZP)

530 Which one of you assholes thought about a burnt Marshmallow Man?

Posted by: JuJuBee at May 20, 2020 02:11 PM (0TqRP)

531 People like "No" should be dropped into malarial West Africa with some HCQ to see what fate he would choose.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at May 20, 2020 02:11 PM (PQRcz)

532 Seinfeld >>>>>>> Friends >> How I met Your Mother.

This was a huge slide in comedy.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 20, 2020 02:11 PM (pw+jk)

533 No didn't see the morning link to the NIH study.

Trolls are so stupid and uninformed.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 20, 2020 02:12 PM (xfb67)

534 I've heard that in private, her servants call her Shamu when she swims/bobs in pool in her black and white swimsuit.

You could not sink her with an anchor as those hoisted boobies are flotation devices.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Aging supermodel, Wuhan fighter at May 20, 2020 02:12 PM (SK2xO)

535 Went to the office today and stopped for a milkshake on the way home.

Posted by: Weasel at May 20, 2020 02:13 PM (MVjcR)

536
Stacy Abrams 2020

Morbidly Obese, Morbidly Obtuse

Posted by: naturalfake at May 20, 2020 02:13 PM (CDVfT)

537 bonhomme, I'm pretty sure it a Federal Law, or a BATF requirement, that firearms can only be shipped from one FFL to another.

I've always heard only the receiver needs to be a FFL.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 20, 2020 02:14 PM (UW2ZS)

538 Those shoes she is flattening the curve with are called, "kitten heels."

Professionally, as a former supermodel, I'd say the kittens are now mules.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Aging supermodel, Wuhan fighter at May 20, 2020 02:15 PM (SK2xO)

539 I've never understood the obsession with those lizard-leg boots in that M.O. picture.

Me? I can't get past the hideous, bright yellow, satin bathrobe. Horribly unflattering cut and drape.
Just .......
WHY?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 20, 2020 02:15 PM (M/9m0)

540 I've always heard only the receiver needs to be a FFL.

-

Be very careful, because I think you can send and receive it from a shipping company like Fedex if it's being returned to the manufacturer for repairs, but crossing state lines otherwise I, too, think it has to be FFL--->FFL.

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at May 20, 2020 02:17 PM (ADuZP)

541 It's difficult to tell these days, because most of the time he has bulletproof something or other on.
After the Night of the Chupacabra, the State Dept started requiring him to wear that "bullerproof something or other" to avoid international repercussions.
It is made in Akron, though. Trump has them marked "Medium."

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 20, 2020 02:17 PM (8IOEj)

542 >>> They are not bad, but there is something about the sweetness that is off to me. I has kind of a thin, plastic-y chocolate taste to me.
~~~~~

There is a very thin coating of some sort for sure, but once you get past that, it's pretty good.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 20, 2020 02:20 PM (sGotD)

543 Abrams is one ugly, fat bitch.
And dumber than a bag of hammers.
And a loser. A sore one at that.

Fuck her. Fuck Biden. Fuck the Democrats, Nevet-Trumpers and all commies and socialists.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at May 20, 2020 02:23 PM (QMwOT)

544 Huh. Doing a quick internet search at gun sale sights it looks like you can just ship it to an FFL to do the ATF paperwork on their end.

I'd still see if I could find it in writing from the feds, though.

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at May 20, 2020 02:23 PM (ADuZP)

545 A lot of people utilized right to try logic in order to get marijuana legalized. A lot of those people are absolutely hysterical about HCQ.

Trump could very well be pro recreational marijuana.

That would leave them in a pickle. I hope he issues an executive order decriminalizing marijuana at the federal level and removes whatever ridiculous narcotic classification it has.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at May 20, 2020 02:24 PM (gJ9O0)

546 hell with her weight, that f*cking gap in her teeth is just irritating. Modern dentistry has come a long way, they can fix that. Easier than she can lose weight. Fix that thing already!

Posted by: Juddgement at May 20, 2020 02:26 PM (ekNa8)

547 Regarding Faith the first fatty flying superhero --

You cannot possibly imagine what the 10-year-old me -- the age when I actually cared (briefly) for such things -- would have said about such a ridiculously preposterous idea.

Posted by: PubliusII at May 20, 2020 02:29 PM (NCsa7)

548 Nancy Pelosi is morbidly scarecrowish in figure and in brains, and we now have a national emergency catastrophe of crows that have been scared white and are being discriminated against by the damn seagulls.

Posted by: Natasha at May 20, 2020 02:40 PM (hbrUW)

549 The Blob was at least a super villain

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 20, 2020 02:43 PM (U88BL)

550 yeah - NADLER!!!

Posted by: Dave Head at May 20, 2020 02:48 PM (pmU+S)

551

The controlling case is Jacobson v. Massachusetts, 1905. Upheld forced vaccinations.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 20, 2020 02:54 PM (f1Vqw)

552 First obese superhero? What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Hiram Worcester, proprietor of Aces High at May 20, 2020 03:08 PM (rNgCY)

553 Faith is a blond white woman, so clearly Stacy Abrams should take up the mantle. For diversity.

Posted by: Mech at May 20, 2020 04:08 PM (FPtHm)

554 >>>I mean, seriously, this is real. I'm not just quickly drawing these myself.

Jeez, Ace is masterful. Really. This hit a great note.

Posted by: m at May 20, 2020 04:21 PM (uvqOP)

555 Pam Poovey from ARCHER is what comes to mind when I see the comic character Faith.

Posted by: mikee at May 20, 2020 04:33 PM (xcC0Y)

556 31 Someone else posted a link to this yesterday, but relevant and laugh-worthy:

https://tinyurl.com/y6vs29h3
Posted by: Bert G at May 20, 2020 01:23 PM (OMsf+)

Mean!
Funny.

Posted by: m at May 20, 2020 04:37 PM (uvqOP)

557 The Abrams Tank

Posted by: SophieRo at May 20, 2020 06:09 PM (rTqAd)

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