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Stacy Abrams Morbidly Obese, and That's a National Concern
Here I will pretend to really care about Stacy Abrams' health and the consequences her morbid obesity might have, even though I could not care less if she lives or dies.
That's what the Media and Democrats and NeverTrumpers (TM) have taught me is the "classy way" to attack someone for morbid obesity.Stacey Abrams is morbidly obese.
— Sara Gonzales (@SaraGonzalesTX) May 19, 2020
...we’re allowed to do this now, right?
— Justice9369⚖ (@Justice93691) May 19, 2020
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: runner at May 20, 2020 01:19 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 20, 2020 01:19 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Aunt Nanzy at May 20, 2020 01:19 PM (nBhUy)
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2020 01:19 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Wyoming Lurker at May 20, 2020 01:20 PM (fT38Y)
Posted by: blake - singed semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 20, 2020 01:20 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 01:20 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 20, 2020 01:20 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: blake - singed semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 20, 2020 01:20 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: blake - singed semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 20, 2020 01:20 PM (WEBkv)
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SOMEONE hasn't read enough about William McKinley.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 01:21 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 20, 2020 01:21 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: AoSHQ Comment AI Bot at May 20, 2020 01:21 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 20, 2020 01:21 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 20, 2020 01:22 PM (JFO2v)
9 That picture gives new meaning to the term: "roll the tanks down Main Street."
Posted by: blake - singed semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 20, 2020 01:20 PM (WEBkv)
^^^Threadwinner
Posted by: Iris at May 20, 2020 01:22 PM (lSFe/)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 20, 2020 01:22 PM (TQ/zJ)
Posted by: Shut up, they explained at May 20, 2020 01:22 PM (NXVB9)
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2020 01:22 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2020 01:22 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: brak at May 20, 2020 01:22 PM (cG+eD)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2020 01:22 PM (f4vam)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 01:21 PM (LvTSG)
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Is he interesting?
Serious question.
Posted by: blake - singed semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 20, 2020 01:22 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 20, 2020 01:22 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: banned smell test at May 20, 2020 01:22 PM (g+Z9o)
Abrams:
- Black
- Woman
- Leftist
- Activist
Trump:
- Orange
- Man
- Conservative
- Is Donald Trump
So when you punch all of those figures into the Victomology Calculator, it spits out the following results:
Abrams:
- Above reproach and criticism.
Trump:
- BAD! BAD! EXTERMINATE!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 01:22 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 20, 2020 01:23 PM (NI4rU)
Posted by: Stacy Abrams, next VPOTUS at May 20, 2020 01:23 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2020 01:23 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: hawkpilot at May 20, 2020 01:23 PM (mI9gx)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 20, 2020 01:23 PM (p0Y1J)
https://tinyurl.com/y6vs29h3
Posted by: Bert G at May 20, 2020 01:23 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: Nancy B. at May 20, 2020 01:23 PM (cjGOv)
Posted by: RoyalOil at May 20, 2020 01:23 PM (aO8Gd)
Posted by: pep at May 20, 2020 01:23 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 20, 2020 01:23 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 20, 2020 01:23 PM (O+I8R)
heh
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 20, 2020 01:21 PM (d7Ww2)
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*looks again*
Oh, I thought they had.
Posted by: blake - singed semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 20, 2020 01:24 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 20, 2020 01:24 PM (TQ/zJ)
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 20, 2020 01:24 PM (Zd+nY)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 20, 2020 01:24 PM (NWiLs)
Racism made me fat
Posted by: Stacy Abrams, next VPOTUS at May 20, 2020 01:23 PM (AMIL/)
That, and all the fat.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2020 01:24 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Puddi Head at May 20, 2020 01:24 PM (QZCjk)
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 20, 2020 01:24 PM (JFO2v)
Serious question.
Posted by: blake - singed semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 20, 2020 01:22 PM (WEBkv)
He was so fat he got stuck in the White House bathtub.
Posted by: Pinochet's Sunglasses at May 20, 2020 01:24 PM (n+0Aw)
"If you ever wonder where we're at on the dystopia scale, consider that it's normal to believe the government is spying on you, and crazy to believe that they're not."
-- Edward Snowden (@Snowden) 19 May 2020
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 20, 2020 01:24 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 01:21 PM (LvTSG)
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Is he interesting?
Serious question.
Posted by: blake - singed semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 20, 2020 01:22 PM (WEBkv)
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No idea. Haven't gotten to him yet.
I just finished Hayes. Next is Garfield.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 01:24 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline at May 20, 2020 01:24 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: Tank at May 20, 2020 01:25 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 20, 2020 01:25 PM (Uu+Jp)
Batman has the Bat Signal, Stacey has the Fat Signal
https://tinyurl.com/y7khce6k
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at May 20, 2020 01:25 PM (I48cm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2020 01:25 PM (p1i4H)
Serious question.
Posted by: blake - singed semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 20, 2020 01:22 PM (WEBkv)
He was so fat he got stuck in the White House bathtub.
Posted by: Pinochet's Sunglasses at May 20, 2020 01:24 PM (n+0Aw)
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There were only three presidents before FDR.
Washington
Lincoln
And the one who got stuck in the bathtub.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 01:25 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 01:24 PM
Calvin & Hobbs > Garfield
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 20, 2020 01:25 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 20, 2020 01:25 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Fortcoins at May 20, 2020 01:26 PM (1vIuC)
Yeah we said it but still...
Your intention is just name calling.
You're being racist !
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 20, 2020 01:26 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2020 01:26 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Zod at May 20, 2020 01:26 PM (ZS9TG)
Posted by: pep at May 20, 2020 01:26 PM (T6t7i)
The Barrel went online on August 4th, 1997. It began to learn at a geometric rate. It became self-aware 2:14 AM, Eastern time, August 29th.
In a panic, they tried to pull the bung.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 20, 2020 01:08 PM (t+qrx)
*golfclap* Well, done. Needed an Austrian accent.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled derision.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2020 01:26 PM (YaiCw)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 20, 2020 01:26 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2020 01:26 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy. COVID Free since 1975 at May 20, 2020 01:26 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: brak at May 20, 2020 01:22 PM (cG+eD)
Is that true? Wow.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 20, 2020 01:26 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: banned smell test at May 20, 2020 01:22 PM (g+Z9o)
Smells of Popeye spicy and tobasco
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 20, 2020 01:26 PM (JFO2v)
*neighborhood dogs start barking*
Posted by: Stacey's front teef at May 20, 2020 01:26 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 20, 2020 01:26 PM (TQ/zJ)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2020 01:26 PM (bDqIh)
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Only one of the pictures is a photoshop.
The other is real.
The only question is: Which is which?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 01:27 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 20, 2020 01:27 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: dantesed at May 20, 2020 01:27 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2020 01:27 PM (YaiCw)
Posted by: stumck at May 20, 2020 01:27 PM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Yo mama jokes at May 20, 2020 01:27 PM (V8zw+)
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 20, 2020 01:27 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 20, 2020 01:27 PM (Hcsoi)
Mollie Hemingway made a great point about how can we take leftist outrage seriously when they react to literally everything the exact same way.
Global warming to pandemics to racism to fake impeachments. The Left's reaction is always the same -- wild outrage, the world is gonna end, but when the camera is off none of them behave according to their own fake on-camera fake panic.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 20, 2020 01:27 PM (bt0mc)
Trump: KFC fried chicken, well-done steak with ketchup.
Biden: Ice cweam.
Pence: State fair deep-fried something.
Abrams: The Waffle House, with fries and mayo.
Posted by: Zod at May 20, 2020 01:27 PM (ZS9TG)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 20, 2020 01:27 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: pep at May 20, 2020 01:27 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 20, 2020 01:27 PM (j3npP)
Greenpeace keeps trying to push her back in the water
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 20, 2020 01:28 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 20, 2020 01:27 PM (JFO2v)
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BMI is meaningless. We all know that 80% of black women are pretty much just muscle.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 01:28 PM (LvTSG)
They have no real interest in her other than as a weapon against the right.
Which is pretty much true of everyone.
Posted by: blaster at May 20, 2020 01:28 PM (ZfRYq)
It's all a Show.
Right now, we're living the Chinese Virus Show.
Kinda like that dumb Truman movie.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 20, 2020 01:28 PM (bt0mc)
Posted by: RoyalOil at May 20, 2020 01:28 PM (aO8Gd)
Washington
Lincoln
And the one who got stuck in the bathtub.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 01:25 PM (LvTSG)
Close. You forget that in certain contexts, like pointing out how Evil America has always been, Andrew Jackson was also president.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 20, 2020 01:28 PM (2P4E/)
Posted by: Tank at May 20, 2020 01:28 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 20, 2020 01:28 PM (k/TB6)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2020 01:28 PM (p1i4H)
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 20, 2020 01:29 PM (O+I8R)
Those pictures... ugh... I was so going to not drink until after 12 noon today; but, now... where is the gin.
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at May 20, 2020 01:29 PM (kp35W)
Posted by: Bandersnatch
Didn't she famously show all as a 16-year-old in "Smile"?
When Melanie Griffith was a tweener, she was chubby and weird-looking.
Then as a teen she became slim and sexy.
Then she was an attractive 20-something.
Then she got worried about aging, and had some ill-advised lip injections and other face-work, and now looks like an episode of Plastic Surgery Disasters.
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2020 01:29 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 20, 2020 01:29 PM (myjNJ)
Do you have a source other than the qcostarica site? They referenced La Nacion, but La Nacion's article was slightly different (or I'd found the wrong one). I have a friend with arrhythmia, so I'd like to send it to him.
Posted by: t-bird at May 20, 2020 01:29 PM (DMQdU)
Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2020 01:29 PM (X5CsJ)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2020 01:29 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Unbanned Chapter at May 20, 2020 01:29 PM (vGJY7)
Posted by: Gabourey Sidibe at May 20, 2020 01:29 PM (Q7UBm)
How much self-loathing does she have that even after Biden humiliated her she still wants to let him sniff her hair?
Posted by: RoyalOil at May 20, 2020 01:28 PM (aO8Gd)
True Fact: Abrams contracted coronavirus. Coronavirus died of a heart attack.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2020 01:29 PM (KnJdm)
Kurt Eichmanwald will down ding you due to lack of tentacles.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2020 01:29 PM (p1i4H)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2020 01:30 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2020 01:30 PM (Zd+nY)
Obese?
Col Jessup: Yes.
Morbidly Obese?
Col Jessup: Is there another kind?
Posted by: SH at May 20, 2020 01:30 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2020 01:29 PM (N9G0H)
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Same with Meg Ryan.
Posted by: blake - singed semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 20, 2020 01:30 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 20, 2020 01:30 PM (O+I8R)
We could al probably script the exchange, which was something like this:
"Why did you start writing romance novels?"
"because I couldn't find any with women like me."
What exactly is the market for romance stories about middle-aged, obese, unattractive (sorry, truth here), state-level legislators???"
Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2020 01:30 PM (bDqIh)
Is he interesting?
Serious question.
Posted by: blake - singed semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 20, 2020 01:22 PM (WEBkv)
He was so fat he got stuck in the White House bathtub.
Posted by: Pinochet's Sunglasses at May 20, 2020 01:24 PM (n+0Aw)
Actually that was Grover Cleveland who got stuck in the tub, not McKinley.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 20, 2020 01:30 PM (EGyGV)
Brave new world! Tally ho!
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at May 20, 2020 01:30 PM (3P+Du)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 20, 2020 01:31 PM (T+XCu)
Meghan McCain is a shoe-in, a size 13 shoe-in.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2020 01:31 PM (KnJdm)
forty-six? Damn, she looks sixty-four!
Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Unbanned Chapter at May 20, 2020 01:29 PM (vGJY7)
Age or Area Code?
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 20, 2020 01:31 PM (k/TB6)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 20, 2020 01:31 PM (NI4rU)
23 So, umm, a very young Melanie Griffith got naked in a movie calle Ha-Gan.
Posted by: Bandersnatch
Didn't she famously show all as a 16-year-old in "Smile"?
When Melanie Griffith was a tweener, she was chubby and weird-looking.
Then as a teen she became slim and sexy.
Then she was an attractive 20-something.
Then she got worried about aging, and had some ill-advised lip
injections and other face-work, and now looks like an episode of Plastic
Surgery Disasters.
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2020 01:29 PM (N9G0H)
The Meg Ryan school of beauty?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 20, 2020 01:31 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2020 01:31 PM (p1i4H)
--
Joe: Say, Gretchen, do you happen to use Gee, Your Hair Smells Terrific?
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 20, 2020 01:31 PM (O+I8R)
I think the press pimps Abrams because they want us to oppose her, then they can call us racist. Posted by: blaster at May 20, 2020 01:28 PM (ZfRYq)
Wait...do you mean to say that an organ of the Democratic Party is leveraging yet another dumb black American to further its power while cynically portraying its scheme as a sympathetic, enlightened uplifting of the downtrodden and sterling defense of minority rights? And could you be suggesting that there is a pattern of such shameless race-manipulation to further the agenda of a leftist ideology that doesn't, in fact, give a tinker's damn about the improvement of race relations?
Zod can't live in that world.
Posted by: Zod at May 20, 2020 01:31 PM (ZS9TG)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Unbanned Chapter at May 20, 2020 01:32 PM (vGJY7)
Posted by: McLurkerson at May 20, 2020 01:32 PM (4Z9Y3)
Posted by: Bosk at May 20, 2020 01:32 PM (gQzBS)
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It was just an opening looksy of the dam, not something I would call a professional formalized engineering inspection.
Posted by: SH at May 20, 2020 01:32 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 20, 2020 01:31 PM (N39Ws)
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The horde mind is a strange and mysterious thing.
See: 104
Posted by: blake - singed semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 20, 2020 01:32 PM (WEBkv)
I was having very pleasant thoughts of Dana Delany in the thread below.
And now this.
Sigh.....
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 20, 2020 01:32 PM (dfRN6)
What exactly is the market for romance stories about middle-aged, obese, unattractive (sorry, truth here), state-level legislators???"
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There's a market for gay dinosaur porn books .... so ....
Posted by: RoyalOil at May 20, 2020 01:32 PM (aO8Gd)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
And his river caught fire.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2020 01:32 PM (+y/Ru)
Very stupid woman that Pelosi is.
Posted by: Ms. Apple at May 20, 2020 01:32 PM (+fjIe)
Posted by: klaftern at May 20, 2020 01:32 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 20, 2020 01:27 PM (ufFY
Just think of Dana Delany from those China Beach commercials and it will be all right.
China Beach. I never saw the show. However, I can remember the commercials because me, as a young impressionable lad, saw Dana Delany (years before I ever knew her name) and thought, who the fuck it that?! She is beautiful! She makes me feel funny! I want to go conquer an empire!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2020 01:32 PM (YaiCw)
forty-six? Damn, she looks sixty-four!
Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Unbanned Chapter at May 20, 2020 01:29 PM (vGJY7)
Age or Area Code?
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death
IQ.
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2020 01:32 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 20, 2020 01:32 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Unbanned Chapter at May 20, 2020 01:32 PM (vGJY7)
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I hope he does pick that rancid, vile bitch.
It'll be the final nail in the coffin.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 20, 2020 01:32 PM (p8t39)
White leftists who don't work with any, know any, or have any exposure to any beyond what they see on the news, TV shows, or movies (hi Samuel L. Jackson!) feel obligated to tell them that they believe a lazy man with an average level of intelligence is the smartest black man in the world, and a woman who could easily be on Jerry Springer throwing a chair at a baby daddy is a beautiful woman of color.
Way to go, non racists.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Fewer than 1,000 healthcare workers WORLDWIDE have died from COVID-19 at May 20, 2020 01:33 PM (aden2)
97
forty-six? Damn, she looks sixty-four!
Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Unbanned Chapter at May 20, 2020 01:29 PM (vGJY7)
Age or Area Code?
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 20, 2020 01:31 PM (k/TB6)
Radius.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2020 01:33 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Serious Cat at May 20, 2020 01:33 PM (zqs/f)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2020 01:33 PM (p1i4H)
yes. and 1 in 2 have genital herpes per the CDC, while we're throwing out stats, which are racist, of course
Posted by: brak at May 20, 2020 01:33 PM (cG+eD)
she ain't built for speed
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 20, 2020 01:33 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at May 20, 2020 01:33 PM (3P+Du)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 20, 2020 01:33 PM (TQ/zJ)
Attack of the 50-ton Woman
Posted by: Shut up, they explained at May 20, 2020 01:22 PM (NXVB9)
Rough cube-square calculation says that a woman five-foot tall weighing one hundred pounds would weigh fifty tons (100 * (50 / 5)^3 = 100,000 pounds) if resized proportionally to fifty-foot tall.
Depending on how close she is to the building to the right, the giant Stay-Puft version of Tank in the photograph would be about fifty feet tall. I would guess in this form she would weigh closer to 110 tons.
Posted by: fktheleft at May 20, 2020 01:33 PM (I54dk)
PDT will be merciless and Whitmer will deserve everything she gets.
Posted by: blake - singed semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 20, 2020 01:34 PM (WEBkv)
I don't think that's a cape. I'm pretty her shower curtain got caught in a fat roll.
Posted by: Bert G at May 20, 2020 01:34 PM (OMsf+)
"Friends" is on most of the day on some channel. Too bad it isn't funny.
Other than squack to look at, I'm not sure why it's so popular. Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Unbanned Chapter at May 20, 2020 01:32 PM (vGJY7)
That show needed a nighttime visit from Tex Watson and the gals.
Posted by: Zod at May 20, 2020 01:34 PM (ZS9TG)
Taft was the president that got stuck in the bath tub.
He was a mean mutha-fucka. Taft.
Posted by: andycanuck at May 20, 2020 01:33 PM (TQ/zJ)
Shut yo mouf!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 20, 2020 01:34 PM (EGyGV)
It's all a Show.
Right now, we're living the Chinese Virus Show.
Kinda like that dumb Truman movie.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 20, 2020 01:28 PM (bt0mc)
It's Theater of Terror for the majority group of the Dem party: women. It's why the screaming is always dialed up to 11 and everything has to do with EMPOWERMENT.
Remember that suffragette who got run over by the horse? They should've went around the track and ran her over again.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 20, 2020 01:34 PM (j3npP)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 20, 2020 01:34 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: sven at May 20, 2020 01:34 PM (oRLRa)
Ukraine Judge Orders Biden Be Listed as Alleged Perpetrator of Crime in Prosecutor's Firing
https://bit.ly/2ygRub0
If only Ukraining judges were as powerful as Hiwaiian judges.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2020 01:34 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 20, 2020 01:34 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: trev006 at May 20, 2020 01:34 PM (+nx2S)
______________
I told my peeps to invite the gals over to my Delaware place and have them lined up, in swimsuits, by my pool, so I could sniff 'em and make my VP choice.
Then I saw a photo of Abrams, and I said no, man, just no!
Don't be bringing that fat, dog-faced pony soldier, wooly mammoth near my pool! She'll capsize it! Corn-pop and I won't survive!
Wanna feel my leg hairs?
Posted by: Joey Biden, senile corruptocrat at May 20, 2020 01:35 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy. COVID Free since 1975 at May 20, 2020 01:35 PM (dNzKv)
It'll be the final nail in the coffin.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy
I think that ship has sailed. At this point, the coffin contains no wood, it's made entirely of nails.
Posted by: pep at May 20, 2020 01:35 PM (T6t7i)
Neil Ferguson's Imperial model could be the most devastating software mistake of all time
The boss of a top software firm asks why the Government failed to get a second opinion before accepting Imperial College's Covid modelling
Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2020 01:35 PM (X5CsJ)
Posted by: Faith, the Super Hero...er Heroine... er Person at May 20, 2020 01:35 PM (yk557)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2020 01:35 PM (p1i4H)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 20, 2020 01:31 PM (T+XCu)
Here you go...
https://tinyurl.com/ybpyk89m
Posted by: Gref at May 20, 2020 01:35 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 20, 2020 01:35 PM (k/TB6)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 20, 2020 01:35 PM (+7yf7)
It was pretty decent. Had its moments. Marg Helgenberger looked pretty good in it.
Posted by: I Have No Party at May 20, 2020 01:35 PM (fkLIX)
And you can't shoot her into the sun because that much lard would cause a solar flare that would kill us all.
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade a fucking ray of sunshine at May 20, 2020 01:35 PM (bML9A)
The only reason why she is even known on a national level is due to her insistence that she is the real governor of Georgia.
To the extent that this ever addressed with her, it's to quietly, if not openly, support her claim.
Yet, there's no evidence to support it. It's a flat out conspiracy theory.
Funny how the Pharisees et al never scream about how terrible this is.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 20, 2020 01:35 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: SH at May 20, 2020 01:35 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Zod at May 20, 2020 01:35 PM (ZS9TG)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at May 20, 2020 01:35 PM (3P+Du)
Doesn't pass the smell test?
Posted by: Hands at May 20, 2020 01:36 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: TX Nick77 at May 20, 2020 01:36 PM (38Nd0)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 20, 2020 01:35 PM (+7yf7)
OK, that one made me LOL for real.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 20, 2020 01:36 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2020 01:36 PM (X5CsJ)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 20, 2020 01:36 PM (gd9RK)
Doin all the things, doin all the things you do
Ain't no fairy story, ain't no skin and bones
But you give it all you got, weighin in at 19 stone
You're a whole lotta woman, a whole lotta woman
A whole lotta Stacey
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 20, 2020 01:36 PM (I48cm)
Posted by: Zod at May 20, 2020 01:37 PM (ZS9TG)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Unbanned Chapter at May 20, 2020 01:37 PM (vGJY7)
Abrams has fewer accomplishments than Obama, and is somehow the Dems best hope.
She's done pretty well following the Kardashian model of "how to get famous for doing absolutely nothing".
Posted by: pep at May 20, 2020 01:37 PM (T6t7i)
Jeez, ya think ya know people on this smart blog and then.... Boom! They keep getting this easy trivia wrong.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 20, 2020 01:37 PM (myjNJ)
Very stupid woman that Pelosi is.
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Nope. Obesity is only for white conservatives. If you're a minority then obesity leading to diabetes is fine, and YOU'RE the bigot for pointing out that you have the same standards. How dare you, racist.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Fewer than 1,000 healthcare workers WORLDWIDE have died from COVID-19 at May 20, 2020 01:37 PM (aden2)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at May 20, 2020 01:37 PM (ABuva)
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She has a sex tape too?
I'll pass.
Posted by: SH at May 20, 2020 01:37 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2020 01:38 PM (f4vam)
Posted by: Zod at May 20, 2020 01:38 PM (ZS9TG)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 20, 2020 01:38 PM (iTXRQ)
Not in romance - science fiction.
And that was award-bait, right? No one really enjoyed reading that (I tried, it was horrid).
Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2020 01:38 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2020 01:38 PM (X5CsJ)
I can't recall where I read it but maybe the Mayo Clinic site's page for the drug; or an online prescription drug description site? I usually get my Rx drug info from the Mayo Clinic site.
My almost-96-y-o dad has heart troubles so I'm worried he wouldn't be able to take it either. Luckily his retirement home, that I won't name, is probably the best-run in Canada and have had no Covid cases at all because they had reduced visitations in early March and a complete lockdown on visitors from around March 13th that was very early for Canada.
Posted by: andycanuck at May 20, 2020 01:38 PM (TQ/zJ)
Buh-rock Obama is morbidly ghey.
Mooch Obama is morbidly mannish.
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 20, 2020 01:38 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Fortcoins at May 20, 2020 01:26 PM (1vIuC)
And she'd have to be 10 stories tall to be within her 'healthy' BMI.
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at May 20, 2020 01:38 PM (kp35W)
Posted by: ace at May 20, 2020 01:38 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 20, 2020 01:38 PM (iTXRQ)
Joey Fingers/Tank Abrams 2020
Not the heroes America want but the heroes America deserves
Posted by: sven at May 20, 2020 01:38 PM (oRLRa)
Posted by: Jen Rubin bot at May 20, 2020 01:38 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Unbanned Chapter at May 20, 2020 01:38 PM (vGJY7)
The TV series that never launched.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2020 01:38 PM (p1i4H)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at May 20, 2020 01:38 PM (xInes)
Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2020 01:39 PM (X5CsJ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy. COVID Free since 1975 at May 20, 2020 01:39 PM (dNzKv)
I'm 6'3"
and 190 lbs
31 inch waist in jeans
have been since I was 20
and I'm on the upper end of normal weight
at 200, according to them, I would be overweight
it's all bullshit
Posted by: REDACTED at May 20, 2020 01:39 PM (UUUON)
Posted by: ace at May 20, 2020 01:39 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at May 20, 2020 01:39 PM (ABuva)
Edna Mode, "no capes!"
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2020 01:35 PM (p1i4H)
But that cow isn't going to get sucked into an aircraft engine.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 20, 2020 01:39 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at May 20, 2020 01:39 PM (3P+Du)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 20, 2020 01:39 PM (Owlqg)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 20, 2020 01:27 PM
Bitch please! No way in HELL I let myself go like that ho!
Posted by: Aunt Jemima at May 20, 2020 01:39 PM (Of/Uk)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 20, 2020 01:39 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 20, 2020 01:39 PM (2DOZq)
I'd post proof of obesity, but this isn't Instapundit, where commenters can post pictures, gifs and youtube links, and follow subthreads on a given topic.
Posted by: Dan at May 20, 2020 01:40 PM (+NG5U)
Posted by: Hands at May 20, 2020 01:40 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2020 01:40 PM (X5CsJ)
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2020 01:40 PM (N9G0H)
Stacey so fat, when she haul ass, she gotta make three trips.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 20, 2020 01:40 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around.at May 20, 2020 01:35 PM (GbPPJ)
No it isn't- it doesn't have the gravitas or research a conspiracy theory does. It's pure Zimbabwestan delusion that destroys the ability to have elections or peaceful transfers of power. The inevitable result of letting the Stacers of the world vote, instead of putting them to useful and calorie-burning work gathering cotton.
Posted by: trev006 at May 20, 2020 01:40 PM (+nx2S)
One of the greatest shows that never was...
Posted by: sven at May 20, 2020 01:40 PM (oRLRa)
Posted by: klaftern at May 20, 2020 01:40 PM (RuIsu)
99% of African-American women have a BMI greater than 2.
Posted by: Hands at May 20, 2020 01:40 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 20, 2020 01:40 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 20, 2020 01:40 PM (NI4rU)
Posted by: ace at May 20, 2020 01:40 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Unkaren at May 20, 2020 01:41 PM (vGJY7)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 20, 2020 01:41 PM (iTXRQ)
gonna end, but when the camera is off none of them behave according to
their own fake on-camera fake panic." soothsayer
role playing ... they are always saving the world (tilting at windmills?), scolding/teaching the peons, from their ivory towers on the Riviera, or wherever they have jetted off to for the latest Davos self-admiration circle jerk.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 20, 2020 01:41 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2020 01:41 PM (+y/Ru)
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yes. and 1 in 2 have genital herpes per the CDC, while we're throwing out stats, which are racist, of course
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Hold my beer.
- 60%+ of black women who are sexually abused by adults before they turn 18
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Fewer than 1,000 healthcare workers WORLDWIDE have died from COVID-19 at May 20, 2020 01:41 PM (aden2)
Posted by: Bert G at May 20, 2020 01:41 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: sven at May 20, 2020 01:41 PM (oRLRa)
I'm 6'3"
and 190 lbs
31 inch waist in jeans
have been since I was 20
and I'm on the upper end of normal weight
at 200, according to them, I would be overweight
it's all bullshit
Posted by: REDACTED
190 at 6' 3" is positively skinny. You're a beanpole!
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2020 01:41 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2020 01:41 PM (YaiCw)
Posted by: pep at May 20, 2020 01:37 PM (T6t7i)
Yes, take donations to pay a pr firm to shit out a continuous stream of press releases, then news outlets start doing pieces on you because there is just so much "buzz" about this up-and-comer.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy. COVID Free since 1975 at May 20, 2020 01:41 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2020 01:41 PM (X5CsJ)
A few things:
If you have access to an abandoned facility or two, you can make a zombie or post-apocalyptic movie.
Apparently endings are difficult. But you don't find out a movie has a crap/no ending until the end.
Qatar has more money than movie-making talent.
Posted by: blaster at May 20, 2020 01:42 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Jen Rubin bot
If you have two waffles and it has a flat tire, how many birds are guilty of barking?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2020 01:42 PM (f4vam)
Posted by: Edna Mode at May 20, 2020 01:42 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 20, 2020 01:42 PM (iTXRQ)
This. I'm 5'9, 170#. I wear a 33 inch waist, one size up from high school, and I'm 53. Not even a slight pot belly. I mention this not out of self-regard but to point out that the BMI index says I'm 15 pounds overweight. If I weighed 155 I'd be sickly and weak. I don't have those pounds to spare.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 20, 2020 01:42 PM (+7yf7)
I think GA was one of the states the Dems thought they'd rigged, but the good guys beat it back (remember all the attempted breaches?)
So I think that's part of it.
Posted by: artemis at May 20, 2020 01:42 PM (AwPyG)
Stacy Abrams so fat she went to Mcdonalds and they had to call Wendys for backup.
Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2020 01:39 PM (X5CsJ)
When they tell Stacy Abrams to haul ass, they have to order a Mack truck to help her.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 20, 2020 01:42 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2020 01:42 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: brak at May 20, 2020 01:22 PM (cG+eD)
They're food insecure! H8ter.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2020 01:42 PM (RFAn/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2020 01:42 PM (p1i4H)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 20, 2020 01:43 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2020 01:43 PM (X5CsJ)
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And thank God for that.
Funny gifs =/= conversation
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Fewer than 1,000 healthcare workers WORLDWIDE have died from COVID-19 at May 20, 2020 01:43 PM (aden2)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 20, 2020 01:43 PM (2DOZq)
Let them pull back a few rhetorical bloody stumps for a change. They'll learn, and civility will return ... or at least the odds will be even,
Posted by: acethepug at May 20, 2020 01:43 PM (qPKAe)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 20, 2020 01:43 PM (oAY8z)
Michelle and Abrams are supermodels.
Baracky is smart and in charge.
Biden is competent.
Russians have owned Trump for years!
Jen Rubin is conservative and interesting.
Leftists are not constantly projecting.
COVID will kill us all if we don't ruin the economy.
etc.. etc..
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 20, 2020 01:43 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Shut up, they explained
*nods approvingly at the oblique reference*
Posted by: Fee Waybill at May 20, 2020 01:43 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 20, 2020 01:43 PM (+7yf7)
Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2020 01:44 PM (X5CsJ)
Posted by: DB- just DB
That line was invented by...Redd Foxx! From his early standup routines in the 1950s.
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2020 01:44 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: I Have Questions at May 20, 2020 01:44 PM (+v+zN)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at May 20, 2020 01:44 PM (3P+Du)
Posted by: fktheleft at May 20, 2020 01:44 PM (I54dk)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 20, 2020 01:44 PM (HmZuC)
I'm 6'3"
and 190 lbs
31 inch waist in jeans
have been since I was 20
and I'm on the upper end of normal weight
at 200, according to them, I would be overweight
it's all bullshit
Posted by: REDACTED
I was 6'0" 165 in high school, and according to the BMI chart, was overweight.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2020 01:44 PM (f4vam)
Posted by: Stacey Abrams at May 20, 2020 01:44 PM (BdgPA)
Aunt Jemimah has curves.
Abrams is built like a tree stump,
Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2020 01:44 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2020 01:44 PM (p1i4H)
Ludicrous slander!
Posted by: Donna Brazille at May 20, 2020 01:45 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at May 20, 2020 01:45 PM (I48cm)
Think of all the confusion it would cause if Gropey Joe went for a ride in the Beast.
Posted by: The Secret Service at May 20, 2020 01:45 PM (yk557)
Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2020 01:45 PM (X5CsJ)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at May 20, 2020 01:45 PM (Jj+59)
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2020 01:45 PM (QWfsZ)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Easily Distracted at May 20, 2020 01:45 PM (x8Wzq)
Funny gifs =/= conversation
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Fewer than 1,000 healthcare workers WORLDWIDE have died from COVID-19 at May 20, 2020 01:43 PM (aden2)
Much busty lesbian porn has not been posted because of this.
Damn. I was just imagining what the horde would post if we could do it. ace would get burned at the stake.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2020 01:45 PM (YaiCw)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 20, 2020 01:45 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Creepy Joe at May 20, 2020 01:45 PM (95j/9)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 20, 2020 01:45 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2020 01:45 PM (X5CsJ)
Posted by: Serious Cat at May 20, 2020 01:45 PM (zqs/f)
Posted by: ace at May 20, 2020 01:45 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2020 01:41 PM (N9G0H)
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Subtract 10 lbs, same height, and that's me.
Posted by: blake - singed semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 20, 2020 01:45 PM (WEBkv)
The only methods of payment available to someone like me who is not a retailer are checks and PayPal. Only PayPal has been in a shitfit about guns and may de-activate the accounts of buyer and seller if they find out you're buying or selling a gun. So I have to accept a cashier's check ($10 for most people), a personal check (laugh), or some unsecured thing like Google Pay or Zelle. One of my buyers is sending me a cashier's check and the other threw the dice and sent me payment via Zelle. Luckily for him I'm an honest person, not a scammer.
Next, the buyer's FFL. For some reason, they only accept transfers from other FFLs. All the other local FFLs have the same odd policy. For this one I'm just going to ship it to the FFL with an official looking invoice and cross my fingers.
Next, the shipper. I went to my local UPS store and 3/4 of the way through the transaction, the person I was doing business with asked a co-worker if they're allowed to ship firearms. He said no. They referred me to a local UPS distribution center. I drove over there only to find out their customer service area is only open 2pm - 5pm.
GAH!
Hopefully at 2pm I'll be able to ship without issues.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 20, 2020 01:46 PM (UW2ZS)
Youtube embedded links on the other hand are a barrel of monkeys....
I have an idea for a series, "Chimp barrister" the saga of a chimp who is a defense attorney by day and adjunct professor of law by night.
Posted by: sven at May 20, 2020 01:46 PM (oRLRa)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2020 01:46 PM (p1i4H)
Posted by: @PeeteySDee at May 20, 2020 01:46 PM (ap2QF)
Posted by: brak at May 20, 2020 01:46 PM (cG+eD)
Posted by: I Have Questions at May 20, 2020 01:44 PM (+v+zN)
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That made me laugh.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 20, 2020 01:46 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 20, 2020 01:46 PM (vg8iE)
Thick, muscular arms and legs run in the men in my family. That's extra pounds that are not hanging over your gut or causing health problems, or adding to your waist size. We all have our idiosyncracies, as G-d made us.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 20, 2020 01:46 PM (+7yf7)
Stacey Abrams is morbidly obese.
...we're allowed to do this now, right?
++++++++++++
This kind of redirected rhetoric is *extremely* problematic and the underlying context is *massively* complicated.
According to the precepts of equitability and socio-racial justice, we are absolutely not "allowed to do this," Mx. Gonzales. Stacy Abrams, as a valuable touchstone for progressive societies, should not be subject to body-shaming. Nobody should be subject to body-shaming. Comments about Trump's physical condition are relevant given that he is a loose cannon who is also the President. It isn't for the purpose of body-shaming, but for the purpose of policy. This kind of comment, however, IS for the purpose of body-shaming and is therefore entirely unacceptable in any context.
Get woke and quit shitposting.
Posted by: Uptalking SJW at May 20, 2020 01:46 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, straight outta the 90s at May 20, 2020 01:46 PM (hkDyM)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 20, 2020 01:46 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2020 01:46 PM (X5CsJ)
Posted by: illiniwek at May 20, 2020 01:46 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Edna Mould at May 20, 2020 01:47 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Serious Cat at May 20, 2020 01:45 PM (zqs/f)
*golfclap* Topical!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2020 01:47 PM (YaiCw)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 20, 2020 01:47 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2020 01:47 PM (bMMCK)
That sounds like utter bullshit.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 20, 2020 01:47 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 20, 2020 01:47 PM (FZYNt)
You're welcome.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2020 01:47 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Exxon-Mobil at May 20, 2020 01:47 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: DanMan at May 20, 2020 01:47 PM (XTiHL)
Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2020 01:47 PM (X5CsJ)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 20, 2020 01:47 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2020 01:47 PM (z2pIb)
Hopefully at 2pm I'll be able to ship without issues.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 20, 2020 01:46 PM (UW2ZS)
FedEx will ship firearms without much if any hassle.
Posted by: Gref at May 20, 2020 01:47 PM (AMIL/)
Technical Director: CUT! Please stay with the script or we'll all be shit canned.
Posted by: Narrator Voice at May 20, 2020 01:48 PM (JY8Ei)
Posted by: LOL at May 20, 2020 01:48 PM (SJDa9)
Posted by: Rodney Dangerfield at May 20, 2020 01:48 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2020 01:48 PM (p1i4H)
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I've seen lots of obese (pre or diabetic) nurses and Drs. Don't know what other comorbidities they have, but they don't look healthy.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 20, 2020 01:48 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Dr. Nowzardan at May 20, 2020 01:48 PM (O+I8R)
I don't think Hillary "Weeble" Clinton has seen her feet in decades.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2020 01:48 PM (bDqIh)
The South.
The Home of the Klan
Nodding sagely-- not a conspiracy at all, see?
IIRC, she has never conceded the race?
Posted by: RoyalOil at May 20, 2020 01:48 PM (aO8Gd)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
Fat people are harder to kidnap.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2020 01:48 PM (f4vam)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2020 01:48 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Xi Jinping at May 20, 2020 01:48 PM (0TqRP)
@tomselliott
@JoeNBC speculates that Trump weighs '270, 275, 280 ...
Mika: "Maybe more...
https://tinyurl.com/yb35xcs5
Posted by: redridinghood at May 20, 2020 01:48 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Pinochet's Sunglasses at May 20, 2020 01:48 PM (n+0Aw)
Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2020 01:48 PM (X5CsJ)
No one can draw something that large quickly. They made her suit white so the could skip coloring it with ink, reducing production costs by 83.6% and earning the eternal gratitude of the colorist.
Posted by: Comic Pro Secrets at May 20, 2020 01:48 PM (Of/Uk)
Posted by: DaveA at May 20, 2020 01:48 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Lizzy
eh, more like a Coke machine
or a refrigerator
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 20, 2020 01:48 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: squid_hunt at May 20, 2020 01:49 PM (Ectld)
Posted by: Exxon/Mobil at May 20, 2020 01:49 PM (z2pIb)
They had to do the silhouette bc well, have you seen her up close?
Posted by: LOL at May 20, 2020 01:48 PM (SJDa9)
Either that or zoom out back to Cleveland.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 20, 2020 01:49 PM (N39Ws)
You're welcome.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2020 01:47 PM (ptqGC)
Damn, Jane. What the hell did we do to you?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2020 01:49 PM (YaiCw)
When food becomes scarce, us fat people will rule the world!
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
Fat people are harder to kidnap.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2020 01:48 PM (f4vam)
Field dress and pack out.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2020 01:49 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 20, 2020 01:49 PM (TQ/zJ)
I'll show myself out
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 20, 2020 01:49 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 20, 2020 01:49 PM (NI4rU)
You're welcome.
- - -
JANE!!!!!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2020 01:50 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Pinochet's Sunglasses at May 20, 2020 01:50 PM (n+0Aw)
Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2020 01:46 PM (X5CsJ
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Hey! I was gonna do that!
- Zombie Brian Dennehy
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 20, 2020 01:50 PM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Stacey Abrams at May 20, 2020 01:50 PM (0TqRP)
I'm 6'3"
and 190 lbs
31 inch waist in jeans
have been since I was 20
and I'm on the upper end of normal weight
at 200, according to them, I would be overweight
it's all bullshit
Posted by: REDACTED
I was 6'0" 165 in high school, and according to the BMI chart, was overweight.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2020 01:44 PM (f4vam)
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According to the trustworthy government I am obese but can bench twice my weight, do 30 pull ups at a time, 100 push ups at a time, and hundreds of sit ups at a time.
But I trust the BMI index just like the food pyramid. Government is here to help us... into an early grave.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 20, 2020 01:50 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2020 01:50 PM (p1i4H)
Now Jane is stealing my gags?
Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2020 01:50 PM (z2pIb)
Susan Rice's Team Confirms She Was Directed By White House Counsel to Write January 20, 2017 Email About Secret Oval Office Meeting
Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2020 01:50 PM (X5CsJ)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at May 20, 2020 01:50 PM (nBhUy)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 20, 2020 01:50 PM (2DOZq)
So would we.
Posted by: Exxon/Mobil at May 20, 2020 01:49 PM (z2pIb)
Thus reigniting the market in whale oil and the gentle giants of the sea would suffer for it!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2020 01:50 PM (YaiCw)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2020 01:50 PM (mht8P)
or a refrigerator
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 20, 2020 01:48 PM (iTXRQ)
Hey, I got nothing on her!!!
Posted by: William "The Fridge" Perry at May 20, 2020 01:50 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Look for the wet spot at May 20, 2020 01:50 PM (Wyjm0)
That is actually cool and draws attention to her obesity.
Posted by: chique d' Epstein didn't off hisself at May 20, 2020 01:51 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 20, 2020 01:51 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2020 01:46 PM (X5CsJ
The thought of Stacey Abrams coming makes me feel nauseous.
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 20, 2020 01:51 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 20, 2020 01:51 PM (iTXRQ)
Excellent regimen, strength training and core are where it's at, as we get older.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 20, 2020 01:51 PM (+7yf7)
I'm 6'3"
and 190 lbs
31 inch waist in jeans
have been since I was 20
and I'm on the upper end of normal weight
at 200, according to them, I would be overweight
it's all bullshit
Posted by: REDACTED
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Hard to be humble when you are 6'3" and 225lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal!
Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2020 01:51 PM (axyOa)
+
It's comical to realize why people keep buying new computers and complaining that they are slow.
I can only imagine how much data a Facebook or Twitter user has to download and process every single time they refresh a page.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Fewer than 1,000 healthcare workers WORLDWIDE have died from COVID-19 at May 20, 2020 01:51 PM (aden2)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 20, 2020 01:51 PM (1ISKN)
@JoeNBC speculates that Trump weighs '270, 275, 280 ...
Mika: "Maybe more...
Posted by: redridinghood at May 20, 2020 01:48 PM (wiXsO)
+++++++++++++
Whoa. I am thrilled that the consequences of the COVID response are behind us. I am glad that the IC and LE communities in Washington have been cleaned up and justice has been served. I am glad that China is no longer a threat. I am glad that the border is secure and that the polity is defended. I am glad that concerns around the election and fairness have all been satisfactorily addressed. I am glad that the deficit is under control and the debt is coming down. I am pleased that corporate deplatforming is no longer a problem. I am glad that freedom of speech on campus is restored. I am glad that public schools are improving while costs are coming down.
All of this is surely true if our courageous news men are talking about such trivialities.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 01:51 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 20, 2020 01:51 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2020 01:51 PM (ptqGC)
Paul A. Szypula
@Bubblebathgirl
May 19
If we're being honest:
Stacey Abrams = morbidly obese
Nancy Pelosi = alcoholic and Botox addict
Joe Biden = Alzheimer's sufferer
Andrew Cuomo = senior citizen killer
Bill de Blasio = anti-Semite
Hillary Clinton = Russian asset
Michelle Obama = Michael Obama
Who else?
Posted by: vmom Still Alive in These Tyrannical Times at May 20, 2020 01:51 PM (G546f)
Posted by: RoyalOil at May 20, 2020 01:51 PM (aO8Gd)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2020 01:52 PM (p1i4H)
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 20, 2020 01:51 PM (Uu+Jp)
6.5 on the Richter Scale.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2020 01:52 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Caliban at May 20, 2020 01:52 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: rickb223
Field dress and pack out.
Posted by: flounder
That does bad things for ransom demands.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2020 01:52 PM (f4vam)
Shorter, heavier, but same here. The calculator says 20 to 60 (60?!) pounds less would put me in the healthy range. I think you're supposed to avoid sports and physical labor to say in their healthy zone.
Posted by: t-bird at May 20, 2020 01:52 PM (vOGqy)
Posted by: artemis at May 20, 2020 01:52 PM (AwPyG)
Mika: "Maybe more...
https://tinyurl.com/yb35xcs5
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Mika's IQ is 80, 75, 70 . . . Maybe less!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2020 01:52 PM (+y/Ru)
So would we.
Posted by: Exxon/Mobil at May 20, 2020 01:49 PM (z2pIb)
Thus reigniting the market in whale oil and the gentle giants of the sea would suffer for it!
___________________
Who's up for a Nantucket Sleighride?
Posted by: Herman Melville at May 20, 2020 01:53 PM (w9Wax)
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2020 01:53 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 20, 2020 01:53 PM (TQ/zJ)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2020 01:53 PM (bMMCK)
Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2020 01:50 PM (z2pIb)
If you did it first and I missed it, I apologize. It's the first funny thing I could think of.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2020 01:53 PM (ptqGC)
Hopefully at 2pm I'll be able to ship without issues.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 20, 2020 01:46 PM (UW2ZS)
bonhomme, I'm pretty sure it a Federal Law, or a BATF requirement, that firearms can only be shipped from one FFL to another.
Exceptions are given for the CMP to ship direct to customers, and for individuals to ship a firearm to direct to a company or individual for mods or repair.
Posted by: Gref at May 20, 2020 01:53 PM (AMIL/)
Paul A. Szypula
@Bubblebathgirl
May 19
If we're being honest:
Stacey Abrams = morbidly obese
Nancy Pelosi = alcoholic and Botox addict
Joe Biden = Alzheimer's sufferer
Andrew Cuomo = senior citizen killer
Bill de Blasio = anti-Semite
Hillary Clinton = Russian asset
Michelle Obama = Michael Obama
Who else?
Bill Clinton = child rapist
Barack Obama = penis sipper
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 20, 2020 01:53 PM (FZYNt)
Thick, muscular arms and legs run in the men in my family. That's extra pounds that are not hanging over your gut or causing health problems, or adding to your waist size. We all have our idiosyncracies, as G-d made us.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 20, 2020 01:46 PM (+7yf7)
Obese used to mean something. To me, obese is when you have trouble walking, climbing a flight of stairs, can't see your winky, need two plane seats, that sort of thing. But now I, a stocky guy with a big frame, am "obese." Screw that.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Easily Distracted at May 20, 2020 01:53 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 20, 2020 01:53 PM (iTXRQ)
********
Senate Committee Authorizes Subpoena in GOP's Hunter Biden-Burisma Investigation
********
More Shit Not Happening
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at May 20, 2020 01:53 PM (lTI0M)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2020 01:53 PM (p1i4H)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 20, 2020 01:53 PM (k/TB6)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 20, 2020 01:54 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 20, 2020 01:51 PM (Uu+Jp)
6.5 on the Richter Scale.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner
The Earth moved?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2020 01:54 PM (+y/Ru)
That sounds like utter bullshit.
Given how many black children grow up in a fatherless home and many times with their Grandmother, I wouldn't be very surprised to find out a crap ton of black women get molested at a very young age. Broken families often yield broken children.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 20, 2020 01:54 PM (UW2ZS)
Her Marvel name could be Obese Murder Hornet.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Aging supermodel, Wuhan fighter at May 20, 2020 01:54 PM (SK2xO)
How is Zelle unsecure?
Both of my banks incorporate it into their apps
Posted by: RoyalOil at May 20, 2020 01:51 PM (aO8Gd)
The warnings I have heard is it is not for inchoate transactions or with strangers. There is no refund/satisfaction mechanism.
Once the money is transferred, it is gone, regardless of how you structured your deal.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2020 01:54 PM (KnJdm)
Now I find out she ran for governor of Georgia?
Posted by: RoyalOil at May 20, 2020 01:54 PM (aO8Gd)
She's trying to be funny like Trump but fails miserably.
IMO this is because she confuses artistic embellishment with plain lying.
She could have named him "Plumpy Trumpy" or just called him a butterball or a fat cat (*wink* wink.*)
Instead she says he's morbidly obese --- which he plainly is NOT.
(Now, he's not really a butterball either, but that sort of epithet is imprecise and allows room for artistic license.)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 20, 2020 01:54 PM (M/9m0)
Posted by: Punch Out at May 20, 2020 01:54 PM (dYMIx)
@Bubblebathgirl
May 19
If we're being honest:
Stacey Abrams = morbidly obese
Nancy Pelosi = alcoholic and Botox addict
Joe Biden = Alzheimer's sufferer
Andrew Cuomo = senior citizen killer
Bill de Blasio = anti-Semite
Hillary Clinton = Russian asset
Michelle Obama = Michael Obama
Who else?
Posted by: vmom
DiFi = Chinese spy
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2020 01:54 PM (f4vam)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 01:54 PM (LvTSG)
*********
I'll do anything for LOVE, But I won't do that
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 20, 2020 01:54 PM (KhwTW)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 20, 2020 01:54 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Stacey Abrams at May 20, 2020 01:54 PM (0TqRP)
Posted by: Gabrial Englesias at May 20, 2020 01:54 PM (gQzBS)
Posted by: Based Captain Ahab at May 20, 2020 01:54 PM (Of/Uk)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2020 01:54 PM (+y/Ru)
No, but it registered equivalently.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2020 01:55 PM (KnJdm)
What our country needs more than anything right now is honest, measured
leadership. I am confident that Joe Biden has the experience to not only
guide us through this crisis, but also help our country heal through
what is going to undoubtedly be a long recovery.
[undoubtedly a long recovery if Biden wins]
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at May 20, 2020 01:55 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: RoyalOil at May 20, 2020 01:54 PM (aO8Gd)
And won.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2020 01:55 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 20, 2020 01:55 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 20, 2020 01:55 PM (1ISKN)
"Fuck, we are gonna need a bigger scale. Call Sea World."
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 20, 2020 01:55 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Fritz at May 20, 2020 01:55 PM (95j/9)
Posted by: jhawk90 at May 20, 2020 01:55 PM (/ZYFC)
Now I find out she ran for governor of Georgia?
Posted by: RoyalOil
Ran is playing fast and loose with the English language. Closer to waddle.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2020 01:55 PM (f4vam)
Posted by: Tentotwo at May 20, 2020 01:55 PM (yhf6w)
I'd put him over 260, and it's not an athletic build.
Posted by: Bandersnatch
15 lb of presidential penis
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 20, 2020 01:56 PM (FZYNt)
It drives progress, and I know you probably have a hard time believing this I am listening to youtube with 14 tabs open commenting in 5 forums at a time....
Posted by: sven at May 20, 2020 01:56 PM (oRLRa)
Posted by: Stacy Abrams at May 20, 2020 01:56 PM (+y/Ru)
WFLA NEWS
@WFLA
FULL STORY: 'She's not a data scientist': DeSantis says fired DOH employee was insubordinate, facing criminal charges
CORONAVIRUS
by: WFLA 8 On Your Side Staff
Posted: May 20, 2020 / 01:29 PM EDT / Updated: May 20, 2020 / 01:38 PM EDT
Posted by: Hands at May 20, 2020 01:56 PM (786Ro)
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Ilhan Omar - Morbidly Jihadist
AOC - Morbidly Stupid
Rhashida Talapia - Morbidly Ugly
Posted by: Dr. Nowzardan at May 20, 2020 01:56 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: RoyalOil at May 20, 2020 01:54 PM (aO8Gd)
And won.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2020 01:55 PM (ptqGC)
Then..who is this Kemp fella ?
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2020 01:56 PM (zr5Kq)
email from King Barky:
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at May 20, 2020 01:55 PM (4a9Vv)
I am loving that he has to shill for that rapist idiot.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2020 01:56 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Furious George at May 20, 2020 01:56 PM (9vQJW)
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 20, 2020 01:56 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at May 20, 2020 01:56 PM (PQRcz)
I'd put him over 260, and it's not an athletic build.
Posted by: Bandersnatch
He's also 73 and has a diamond encrusted platinum health plan.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2020 01:56 PM (f4vam)
Posted by: RoyalOil at May 20, 2020 01:54 PM (aO8Gd)
And won.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2020 01:55 PM (ptqGC)
Then..who is this Kemp fella ?
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2020 01:56 PM (zr5Kq)
=========
Usurper!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 01:56 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at May 20, 2020 01:57 PM (17+9D)
But I trust the BMI index just like the food pyramid. Government is here to help us... into an early grave.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 20, 2020 01:50 PM
***
I came back from Somalia with just five weeks to retirement from the Army. (That is a whole different story) I had to take a PT test which I maxed...and then a retirement physical. According to the Private who did my height and weight I had apparently shrunk an inch and was now 4lbs over on weight.
"You aren't going to get a retirement award."
I laughed at her, and the doctor.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2020 01:57 PM (axyOa)
#BREAKING:
@AmbassadorRice's team confirms to #FoxNews that she was directed by White House Counsel to write the Jan 20, 2017 memorandum documenting an Oval Office meeting in which President Obama & National Security officials discussed #MichaelFlynn.
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WH Counsel wasn't at the meeting either, so Obama must have told them to do this.
Posted by: IrishEi at May 20, 2020 01:57 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2020 01:57 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Serious Cat at May 20, 2020 01:57 PM (zqs/f)
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at May 20, 2020 01:58 PM (2qkrD)
Posted by: Ken at May 20, 2020 01:58 PM (Agz0w)
Posted by: wth at May 20, 2020 01:58 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Zombie Fat Albert at May 20, 2020 01:58 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Dr Spank at May 20, 2020 01:58 PM (sUl9n)
What our country needs more than anything right now is honest, measured leadership. I am confident that Joe Biden has the experience to not onlyguide us through this crisis, but also help our country heal through what is going to undoubtedly be a long recovery.
[undoubtedly a long recovery if Biden wins]
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at May 20, 2020 01:55 PM (4a9Vv)
What he meant to say was: Joe is the most qualified 77-year old male with hair plugs and multiple plastic surgeries to ever run for President, and those qualities make it a sure thing he'll do a good job.
Posted by: Gref at May 20, 2020 01:58 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 20, 2020 01:58 PM (NI4rU)
Paul A. Szypula
@Bubblebathgirl
May 19
If we're being honest:
Stacey Abrams = morbidly obese
Nancy Pelosi = alcoholic and Botox addict
Joe Biden = Alzheimer's sufferer
Andrew Cuomo = senior citizen killer
Bill de Blasio = anti-Semite
Hillary Clinton = Russian asset
Michelle Obama = Michael Obama
Who else?
Posted by: vmom Still Alive in These Tyrannical Times at May 20, 2020 01:51 PM (G546f)
Seth Rich -- Arkancided
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 20, 2020 01:58 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 20, 2020 01:58 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness
***
Ever notice that pandemic is just "dem" surrounded by panic?
Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2020 01:58 PM (axyOa)
Both of my banks incorporate it into their apps
It's perfectly fine for transferring money. The problem lies with using it for services not yet rendered. In this case the buyer has sent the money but doesn't have the firearm yet.
Zelle is not an escrow service, they are strictly for punting money from one account to another.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 20, 2020 01:58 PM (UW2ZS)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at May 20, 2020 01:58 PM (0TqRP)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 20, 2020 01:58 PM (k/TB6)
I had that on my mind at sunup this morning. The first dam that collapsed was built in 1925, is earthen, and was condemned by federal inspectors years ago.
However, the Sanford Dam, owned by a power company, according to local reports, is overtopped, and has not failed. With that amount of water under its foundation and that volume flowing over it, I would say that a real engineer may have been at work there. Reporters have the story wrong.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 20, 2020 01:59 PM (8IOEj)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 01:59 PM (WvQcX)
dryer vent hose for a mask. Can't find it anywhere anybody know where
to find it?
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home at May 20, 2020 01:58 PM (2qkrD)
It might be at People of Walmart. There were some hilarious "masks" there.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2020 01:59 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: IrishEi at May 20, 2020 01:59 PM (sGotD)
I'll have to dust off "Dude Where's My Intern!?!" and maybe go back to twatter...
Posted by: sven at May 20, 2020 01:59 PM (oRLRa)
But I trust the BMI index just like the food pyramid. Government is here to help us... into an early grave.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 20, 2020 01:50 PM (pw+jk)
At 25 I hit 6' 0" and 220.
Every single Physical readiness test I had to do for the Navy after that, I got an outstanding, and usually a perfect 300 score.
Yet, the charts said I was borderline obese.
Muscle weighs more than fat.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 20, 2020 01:59 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 20, 2020 01:59 PM (O+I8R)
Stacey Abrams so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2020 01:45 PM (X5CsJ)
Oldy but goodie.
Posted by: Javems at May 20, 2020 01:59 PM (ofIwF)
AOC - Morbidly Stupid
Rhashida Talapia - Morbidly Ugly
Posted by: Dr. Nowzardan at May 20, 2020 01:56 PM (O+I8R)
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Jayapal - squad Godmother and the worst of the bunch.
Posted by: jhawk90 at May 20, 2020 01:59 PM (/ZYFC)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Fewer than 1,000 healthcare workers WORLDWIDE have died from COVID-19 at May 20, 2020 01:51 PM (aden2)
Our internet connection at 768k (yes k) was fine until wifey started living on Failboob. The bandwidh required is through the roof and we finally had to upgrade because she was complaining the internet part of her phone would not work when she was on her desktop computer.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 20, 2020 02:00 PM (fuFqD)
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 20, 2020 02:00 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Serious Cat at May 20, 2020 01:57 PM (zqs/f)
Do you attribute that to an all mouse diet or to chasing laser pointers?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 20, 2020 02:00 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 02:00 PM (WvQcX)
It's difficult to tell these days, because most of the time he has bulletproof something or other on.
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2020 02:00 PM (zr5Kq)
That sounds like utter bullshit.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 20, 2020 01:47 PM (gd9RK)
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Yep. It does. It's mind blowing. BET (yes, that BET):
"Study: 60 Percent of Black Females Are Sexually Abused Before They Turn 18
A preliminary study from Black Women’s Blueprint finds that 60 percent of Black women surveyed said they were sexually abused by a Black man before they turned 18."
https://tinyurl.com/ycukxfc7
It's tragic what the Democrats have done to them as a group.
Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at May 20, 2020 02:00 PM (ADuZP)
RBG bench presses Stacey Abrams with one arm like Luke Voit.
Posted by: Hands at May 20, 2020 02:00 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: JuJuBee at May 20, 2020 02:01 PM (0TqRP)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 20, 2020 02:01 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2020 01:58 PM (axyO
ROFL!
GREAT observation.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 20, 2020 02:01 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
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If she started rolling down a hill, also
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 20, 2020 02:01 PM (Hcsoi)
Posted by: Dr Spank at May 20, 2020 02:01 PM (sUl9n)
Mika Brzezinski is trying to get Trump banned from Twitter by talking to
Jack, apparently because of Trump's tweet about Joe Scarborough
murdering his interns.
Posted by: Dr Spank at May 20, 2020 01:58 PM (sUl9n)
An old bit from Don Imus, where he and Joe joke about Joe having sex with an intern and having to kill her, has emerged. It's taking off on Twitter.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2020 02:01 PM (ptqGC)
https://tinyurl.com/yarh4zyj
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 02:01 PM (hYcqw)
SJWs say it when they're yo-go-girling each other or a female celebrity like Beyonce.
Then other people say it mockingly.
Posted by: ace at May 20, 2020 02:01 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2020 01:41 PM (N9G0H)
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Subtract 10 lbs, same height, and that's me.
Posted by: blake - singed semi lurker in marginal standing
My late first husband was 6'3" and weighed 130lbs. The only time he weighed more was when the docs have him meds to help gain back what he lost during chemo treatment. At one point he was down to 118lbs. 130lbs was his normal.
A black guy we knew said of him, " if he was black, he'd be Ethiopian. "
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 20, 2020 02:01 PM (myjNJ)
what to make of this?
Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2020 02:02 PM (CqE5x)
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If she started rolling down a hill, also
*snort*
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 20, 2020 02:02 PM (vs2ae)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 20, 2020 02:02 PM (e1mEI)
Ha!
really hit a nerve there, didn't it?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2020 02:02 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Meeka at May 20, 2020 02:03 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Look for the wet spot at May 20, 2020 02:03 PM (Wyjm0)
SJWs say it when they're yo-go-girling each other or a female celebrity like Beyonce.
Then other people say it mockingly.
Posted by: ace at May 20, 2020 02:01 PM (PbpT7)
Oh. Gotcha. Like a secret club handshake for losers.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2020 02:03 PM (WvQcX)
https://tinyurl.com/yarh4zyj
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Damn you, Joe Mannix! I wanted Melania. I got a gaudy Disco Banana instead.
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 20, 2020 02:03 PM (O+I8R)
What our country needs more than anything right now is honest, measured
leadership. I am confident that Joe Biden has the experience to not only
guide us through this crisis, but also help our country heal through
what is going to undoubtedly be a long recovery.
[undoubtedly a long recovery if Biden wins]
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at May 20, 2020 01:55 PM (4a9Vv)
====
With Joe the Paste our economy will asymptotically approach a "recovery."
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 20, 2020 02:03 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
With that much skin to work with, s/he would have a crank that would make Mandingo cower in fear.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 20, 2020 02:03 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Dating advice for mens at May 20, 2020 02:03 PM (0TqRP)
Posted by: IrishEi at May 20, 2020 01:59 PM (sGotD)
They are not bad, but there is something about the sweetness that is off to me. I has kind of a thin, plastic-y chocolate taste to me.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2020 02:03 PM (YaiCw)
It's Charlie Day chain smoking in the mailroom crazy
Posted by: RoyalOil at May 20, 2020 02:03 PM (aO8Gd)
Posted by: Zombie Fat Albert at May 20, 2020 01:58 PM
So if she's the VP pick, will she be Buck Buck #2?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 20, 2020 02:03 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: High School Gossip at May 20, 2020 02:03 PM (Of/Uk)
Posted by: sven at May 20, 2020 01:56 PM (oRLRa)
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I don't doubt it at all. I'd be fine with the silliness if there was a button to push to revert to early 2000's internet design, especially with most people outside of urban areas still rolling along on the equivalent of dial-up (if they can even get internet access where they live).
If I want to see a .jpg, I'll click on the .jpg. I don't need an "experience."
Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at May 20, 2020 02:03 PM (ADuZP)
Posted by: Dread0 at May 20, 2020 02:03 PM (OpxKI)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 20, 2020 02:02 PM (e1mEI)
Maybe she should try Cape Cod.
Posted by: Caliban at May 20, 2020 02:03 PM (QE8X6)
Then other people say it mockingly.
Posted by: ace at May 20, 2020 02:01 PM (PbpT7)
I'm waiting for NeverTrump to use it to discuss sandwiches.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2020 02:04 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Meeka at May 20, 2020 02:04 PM (EgshT)
But there are limits.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 20, 2020 02:02 PM (e1mEI)
Oh, geez...
Burt Reynolds movie with Dom Deloise?
Where Doms alter ego is 'HIM!'
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 20, 2020 02:04 PM (NgKpN)
https://tinyurl.com/yarh4zyj
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 02:01 PM (hYcqw)
She looks like a T.Rex about to eat her prey.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2020 02:04 PM (CqE5x)
https://tinyurl.com/yarh4zyj
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 02:01 PM (hYcqw)
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You bastard.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 20, 2020 02:04 PM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Toad-O at May 20, 2020 02:04 PM (cct0t)
https://tinyurl.com/yarh4zyj
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
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That's the first time I've seen a picture of Sarah Jessica Parker with another woman, and SJP the more attractive one in the frame.
Posted by: Furious George at May 20, 2020 02:04 PM (9vQJW)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 01:24 PM (LvTSG)
Garfield is famous for eating lasagna.
Lots of lasagna
Posted by: naturalfake at May 20, 2020 02:04 PM (CDVfT)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 20, 2020 02:04 PM (dfRN6)
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In fairness, I said "stunning" and not "beautiful."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 02:05 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Dread0 at May 20, 2020 02:03 PM (OpxKI)
Looks like Megan McCain
Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2020 02:05 PM (CqE5x)
https://tinyurl.com/yarh4zyj
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 02:01 PM (hYcqw)
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What the eff is she wearing? On her "legs?"
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 20, 2020 02:05 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Unbanned Chapter at May 20, 2020 01:32 PM (vGJY7)
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The same could be said for Big Bang Theory.
Posted by: Augustine at May 20, 2020 02:05 PM (Alp4m)
Posted by: Inogame at May 20, 2020 02:05 PM (+2xjH)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 20, 2020 02:05 PM (NI4rU)
Posted by: Why, Google? at May 20, 2020 02:05 PM (Of/Uk)
Jury is still out on that one.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2020 02:06 PM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Stacey Abrams at May 20, 2020 02:06 PM (BdgPA)
Eh depending on your browser you can set it up that way, you can set some firefox tabs to display like mobile with mobile settings you have to click .jpgs and embeds....
I have pretty good bandwith out here in Fort Polk "Metro" which is not exactly very metro, admittedly my internet was better when I had the house in Indiana.
Posted by: sven at May 20, 2020 02:06 PM (oRLRa)
another woman, and SJP the more attractive one in the frame.
Three seconds later Mooch unhinged her jaw and swallowed half of the front row studio audience.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 20, 2020 02:06 PM (vs2ae)
But then we were told Trump abused his power because his policy wasn't written?
Posted by: RoyalOil at May 20, 2020 02:06 PM (aO8Gd)
https://tinyurl.com/yarh4zyj
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
At least the fish scale boots are nice. *pours bleach into eyes*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2020 02:06 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 20, 2020 02:05 PM (jUVms)
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I value truth over facts, but I will provide both because I am giver.
Fact: Expensive boots from a major designer.
Truth: Something that looks like they were vomited out of a strip club's VIP couch.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 02:06 PM (hYcqw)
Pig is haram.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 20, 2020 02:06 PM (Owlqg)
446 The stunning first lady:
https://tinyurl.com/yarh4zyj
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 02:01 PM (hYcqw)
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What the eff is she wearing? On her "legs?"
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 20, 2020 02:05 PM (jUVms)
tuck tape
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 20, 2020 02:06 PM (N39Ws)
Which may or may not include hot dogs.
Personally, I am an adult with adult like responsibility so I don't care.
Posted by: Mallamutt, The State of Illinois says I am essential. at May 20, 2020 02:07 PM (yAc5z)
Posted by: Hands at May 20, 2020 02:07 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
With that much skin to work with, s/he would have a crank that would make Mandingo cower in fear.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 20, 2020 02:03 PM (N39Ws)
I read somewhere that Mandingo is about 5' 5"
Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2020 02:07 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Morbidly obese Albert at May 20, 2020 02:07 PM (0TqRP)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2020 02:07 PM (85Gof)
CannonBall Run....
with "Him" being Captains Chaos and USA....
"It's a living...."
Posted by: sven at May 20, 2020 02:07 PM (oRLRa)
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They're from the Star Trek Hooker series from Manolo Blahniks.
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 20, 2020 02:07 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at May 20, 2020 02:08 PM (dYMIx)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 02:08 PM (hYcqw)
All that money and not an ounce of taste.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2020 02:08 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Dread0 at May 20, 2020 02:03 PM (OpxKI)
Looks like Megan McCain
Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2020 02:05 PM
You monsters! Can't you wait until the funeral and mourning period for the death of Saint McCain are over before launching your time, juvenile comments!?!?
Posted by: True Conservative at May 20, 2020 02:08 PM (Of/Uk)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2020 02:08 PM (85Gof)
Adelle is a skinny thing now.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2020 02:08 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: No at May 20, 2020 02:08 PM (/ACWN)
"Study: 60 Percent of Black Females Are Sexually Abused Before They Turn 18
A preliminary study from Black Women's Blueprint finds that 60 percent of Black women surveyed said they were sexually abused by a Black man before they turned 18."
Black Women's Blueprint is a racial grift organization and the study included 300 women nationwide.
You need an N of 400 before you can study whether the sky is blue. This is just money cadging propaganda.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 20, 2020 02:08 PM (gd9RK)
With a load of Stacy Abrams twenty-six thousand tons more
Than the Edmund Fitzgerald weighed empty
That good ship and true was a bone to be chewed
When the elections of November came early....
Posted by: Zombie Gordon Lightfoot at May 20, 2020 02:08 PM (w9Wax)
446 The stunning first lady:
https://tinyurl.com/yarh4zyj
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 02:01 PM (hYcqw)
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What the eff is she wearing? On her "legs?"
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 20, 2020 02:05 PM (jUVms)
tuck tape
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 20, 2020 02:06 PM (N39Ws)
Oh geez, what the HELL!
OK, who did this!
Posted by: Aquaman at May 20, 2020 02:08 PM (NgKpN)
I have pretty good bandwith out here in Fort Polk "Metro" which is not exactly very metro, admittedly my internet was better when I had the house in Indiana.
Posted by: sven at May 20, 2020 02:06 PM (oRLRa)
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Yeah, but you break sites. And God help you if you set it up for your tech-minded self and your wife and kids want to use the computer, too.
(insert unrelated screen grab of an off-the-air TV show with pithy white text as commentary here)
Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at May 20, 2020 02:09 PM (ADuZP)
The only methods of payment available to someone like me who is not a retailer are checks and PayPal. Only PayPal has been in a shitfit about guns and may de-activate the accounts of buyer and seller if they find out you're buying or selling a gun. So I have to accept a cashier's check ($10 for most people), a personal check (laugh), or some unsecured thing like Google Pay or Zelle. One of my buyers is sending me a cashier's check and the other threw the dice and sent me payment via Zelle. Luckily for him I'm an honest person, not a scammer.
Next, the buyer's FFL. For some reason, they only accept transfers from other FFLs. All the other local FFLs have the same odd policy. For this one I'm just going to ship it to the FFL with an official looking invoice and cross my fingers.
Next, the shipper. I went to my local UPS store and 3/4 of the way through the transaction, the person I was doing business with asked a co-worker if they're allowed to ship firearms. He said no. They referred me to a local UPS distribution center. I drove over there only to find out their customer service area is only open 2pm - 5pm.
GAH!
Hopefully at 2pm I'll be able to ship without issues.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 20, 2020 01:46 PM (UW2ZS)
On the rare occasions that I've sold such via Gunbroker, I specify that payment must be made in the form of a United States Postal Money Order.
Secure, reliable as cash and unlike a Cashier's Check, can't be floated on a defunct account. (a favorite trick of out-of-state vehicle
Plus, they're dirt cheap. Max amount on one is $1,000, and that'll cost like $3-ish to buy.
Your bank will *love* you depositing via USPS Money Order. 'Cause they know it ain't gonna bite 'em in the ass later.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 20, 2020 02:09 PM (QzJWU)
Jesus those breast could feed a village
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2020 02:08 PM (85Gof)
I'll starve. Thanks anyway.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 20, 2020 02:09 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: filbert at May 20, 2020 02:09 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 20, 2020 02:09 PM (Owlqg)
Posted by: Augustine at May 20, 2020 02:09 PM (Alp4m)
OK, who did this!
Posted by: Aquaman at May 20, 2020 02:08 PM (NgKpN)
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This is extremely funny.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 02:09 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2020 02:09 PM (BdgPA)
All that money and not an ounce of taste.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2020 02:08 PM (ptqGC)
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I wonder if ValJar still lives with the Obamas? Don't you find that incredibly weird? She has enough money to stay anywhere. WTF?
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 20, 2020 02:09 PM (jUVms)
You need an N of 400 before you can study whether the sky is blue. This is just money cadging propaganda.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 20, 2020 02:08 PM (gd9RK)
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And yet it grooves.
Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at May 20, 2020 02:10 PM (ADuZP)
Posted by: Morbidly obese Albert at May 20, 2020 02:07 PM (0TqRP)
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Hey, hey, hey!
It's Faaat Abrams
And she's gonna sing a song for youuuuu
And she's gonna tell you a thing or two...
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 20, 2020 02:10 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2020 02:10 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 20, 2020 02:10 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2020 02:10 PM (BdgPA)
Posted by: chique d' Epstein didn't off hisself at May 20, 2020 01:51 PM (9hauA)
Ugh. Just saw this. I meant *cruel*.
Posted by: chique d' Epstein didn't off hisself at May 20, 2020 02:10 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2020 02:10 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 20, 2020 02:10 PM (Hcsoi)
Posted by: filbert at May 20, 2020 02:09 PM (NiXyF)
It's moved left now. Doesn't it always?
Posted by: filbert at May 20, 2020 02:10 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 20, 2020 02:10 PM (Ots//)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Unbanned Chapter at May 20, 2020 01:32 PM (vGJY7)
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The same could be said for Big Bang Theory.
Posted by: Augustine at May 20, 2020 02:05 PM (Alp4m)
Seen both about twice. At least "Friends' had an attractive cast.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2020 02:11 PM (CqE5x)
A black guy we knew said of him, " if he was black, he'd be Ethiopian. "
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 20, 2020 02:01 PM (myjNJ)
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Holy cow!
That's really tough.
Posted by: blake - singed semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 20, 2020 02:11 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at May 20, 2020 02:11 PM (ADuZP)
Posted by: JuJuBee at May 20, 2020 02:11 PM (0TqRP)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at May 20, 2020 02:11 PM (PQRcz)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 20, 2020 02:11 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 20, 2020 02:12 PM (xfb67)
You could not sink her with an anchor as those hoisted boobies are flotation devices.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Aging supermodel, Wuhan fighter at May 20, 2020 02:12 PM (SK2xO)
Posted by: Weasel at May 20, 2020 02:13 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: naturalfake at May 20, 2020 02:13 PM (CDVfT)
I've always heard only the receiver needs to be a FFL.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 20, 2020 02:14 PM (UW2ZS)
Professionally, as a former supermodel, I'd say the kittens are now mules.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Aging supermodel, Wuhan fighter at May 20, 2020 02:15 PM (SK2xO)
Me? I can't get past the hideous, bright yellow, satin bathrobe. Horribly unflattering cut and drape.
Just .......
WHY?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 20, 2020 02:15 PM (M/9m0)
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Be very careful, because I think you can send and receive it from a shipping company like Fedex if it's being returned to the manufacturer for repairs, but crossing state lines otherwise I, too, think it has to be FFL--->FFL.
Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at May 20, 2020 02:17 PM (ADuZP)
After the Night of the Chupacabra, the State Dept started requiring him to wear that "bullerproof something or other" to avoid international repercussions.
It is made in Akron, though. Trump has them marked "Medium."
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 20, 2020 02:17 PM (8IOEj)
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There is a very thin coating of some sort for sure, but once you get past that, it's pretty good.
Posted by: IrishEi at May 20, 2020 02:20 PM (sGotD)
And dumber than a bag of hammers.
And a loser. A sore one at that.
Fuck her. Fuck Biden. Fuck the Democrats, Nevet-Trumpers and all commies and socialists.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at May 20, 2020 02:23 PM (QMwOT)
I'd still see if I could find it in writing from the feds, though.
Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at May 20, 2020 02:23 PM (ADuZP)
Trump could very well be pro recreational marijuana.
That would leave them in a pickle. I hope he issues an executive order decriminalizing marijuana at the federal level and removes whatever ridiculous narcotic classification it has.
Posted by: Denny Crane! at May 20, 2020 02:24 PM (gJ9O0)
Posted by: Juddgement at May 20, 2020 02:26 PM (ekNa8)
You cannot possibly imagine what the 10-year-old me -- the age when I actually cared (briefly) for such things -- would have said about such a ridiculously preposterous idea.
Posted by: PubliusII at May 20, 2020 02:29 PM (NCsa7)
Posted by: Natasha at May 20, 2020 02:40 PM (hbrUW)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 20, 2020 02:43 PM (U88BL)
Posted by: Dave Head at May 20, 2020 02:48 PM (pmU+S)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 20, 2020 02:54 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Hiram Worcester, proprietor of Aces High at May 20, 2020 03:08 PM (rNgCY)
Posted by: Mech at May 20, 2020 04:08 PM (FPtHm)
Jeez, Ace is masterful. Really. This hit a great note.
Posted by: m at May 20, 2020 04:21 PM (uvqOP)
Posted by: mikee at May 20, 2020 04:33 PM (xcC0Y)
https://tinyurl.com/y6vs29h3
Posted by: Bert G at May 20, 2020 01:23 PM (OMsf+)
Mean!
Funny.
Posted by: m at May 20, 2020 04:37 PM (uvqOP)
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