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Open Thread
Suggested topic: Is sandwich Christmas?
Update: Wow. Matt Gaetz goes HAM on Deep State Operative and Insider-Trader Richard Burr.Which starting QB sold stocks on insider info and lied to Americans? https://t.co/99M35ogWh5
— Matt Gaetz (@mattgaetz) May 19, 2020
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 19, 2020 08:19 PM (guGkK)
Wow!
Posted by: Diogenes at May 19, 2020 08:20 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 19, 2020 08:20 PM (axyOa)
Also hysterically funny. The Robert Stack impersonator they got to host it is perfect.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 19, 2020 08:20 PM (6XLoz)
Posted by: Chris Dodd at May 19, 2020 08:20 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - only 1,000 healthcare workers worldwide have died from COVID-19 at May 19, 2020 08:21 PM (ADuZP)
Ace, if you're still around:
>>What's that song that goes I had a girlfriend that looks like your boyfriend?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 19, 2020 08:21 PM (M69dA)
Wow!
Posted by: Diogenes at May 19, 2020 08:20 PM (axyOa)
It was the "wow" that did you in, you know.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 19, 2020 08:21 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 19, 2020 08:21 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 19, 2020 08:22 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2020 08:22 PM (ZaGom)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 19, 2020 08:21 PM (M69dA)
The Killers
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 19, 2020 08:22 PM (guGkK)
Do you think that POS Senator Murray could at least say thank you?
Nope.
She had to start bitching about virus tests and some other crap.
What a horrible person.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 19, 2020 08:22 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: NCKate at May 19, 2020 08:22 PM (6LlJs)
Somebody Told Me - The Killers
https://youtu.be/p4_1t5jjo4w
Same as in last thread.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 19, 2020 08:22 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Adriane the Reasonable Critic ... at May 19, 2020 08:23 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 19, 2020 08:23 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: jsg at May 19, 2020 08:23 PM (aFWbw)
Posted by: lowandslow at May 19, 2020 08:23 PM (Mr80f)
Posted by: Wimpy at May 19, 2020 08:23 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at May 19, 2020 08:23 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at May 19, 2020 08:23 PM (nu45M)
Wow!
Posted by: Diogenes at May 19, 2020 08:20 PM (axyOa)
It was the "wow" that did you in, you know.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 19, 2020 08:21 PM
***
Yeah...a rookie mistake.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 19, 2020 08:23 PM (axyOa)
Talk about "deja vu!"
The thread below was pure deja vu.
More than 10 of you answered this question, and still going:
>>What's that song that goes I had a girlfriend that looks like your boyfriend?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 19, 2020 08:24 PM (M69dA)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 19, 2020 08:24 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: steve at May 19, 2020 08:24 PM (TTy55)
and I gave the ribs to a co-worker
grocer was out of coffee cake
John has a long mustache
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 19, 2020 08:24 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 19, 2020 08:24 PM (jnM20)
Posted by: morigu at May 19, 2020 08:24 PM (Eu98u)
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 19, 2020 08:24 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 19, 2020 08:24 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Wimpy at May 19, 2020 08:23 PM (sWM8x)
Get in line ...
Posted by: Pier 1 Imports at May 19, 2020 08:24 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 19, 2020 08:24 PM (xPl2J)
There's a "guy" on NextDoor who publishes a corona chart everyday.
Everyone in NC is going to die by May 23rd. I want to dick punch him.
Every single day.
Posted by: NCKate at May 19, 2020 08:22 PM (6LlJs)
You should post a chart of how many mental dick punches he's gonna get by May 23rd by his douchebaggery.
Make it all official, with a douchebaggery index, error bars, maybe a linear regression.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 19, 2020 08:24 PM (KnJdm)
Wow!
Posted by: Diogenes at May 19, 2020 08:20 PM (axyOa)
It was the "wow" that did you in, you know.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 19, 2020 08:21 PM (guGkK)
D was like that receiver that was so wide open, his mind went into a freeze waiting for the ball to arrive.
And got swooped by the free safety.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 19, 2020 08:24 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 19, 2020 08:25 PM (4o2K3)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 19, 2020 08:25 PM (XEfKE)
Posted by: A. Schicklegruber at May 19, 2020 08:25 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Patrick C Carroll at May 19, 2020 08:25 PM (2D4Ga)
Nope.
She had to start bitching about virus tests and some other crap.
What a horrible person.
Posted by: Diogenes
Gramdmothers in tennis shoes don't need public transportation.
Not with $174,000 salaries anyway.
Posted by: Miklos, thinking more of a penance hands and knees situation at May 19, 2020 08:25 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 19, 2020 08:25 PM (4o2K3)
If you meet a sandwich on the road, eat it.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 19, 2020 08:25 PM (t+qrx)
Everyone in NC is going to die by May 23rd. I want to dick punch him.
Every single day.
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Ask him what the temperature is going to be in September.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - only 1,000 healthcare workers worldwide have died from COVID-19 at May 19, 2020 08:25 PM (ADuZP)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 19, 2020 08:25 PM (NIUz2)
Posted by: freaked at May 19, 2020 08:25 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Coach at May 19, 2020 08:26 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Lucky Pierre Delecto at May 19, 2020 08:26 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 19, 2020 08:26 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 19, 2020 08:26 PM (iTXRQ)
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BTW, I heard our state of 10,500,000 people passed the grim milestone of 600 deaths.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - only 1,000 healthcare workers worldwide have died from COVID-19 at May 19, 2020 08:26 PM (ADuZP)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 19, 2020 08:26 PM (flINI)
But even if I could go back right away I wouldn't; besides the massive crush of people and lines, they'll also have tons of new social distancing rules and other guidelines that have never been enforced before, and crowds will be unruly.
"Whaddaya mean I can't sit there? That's my LUCKY MACHINE!!"
"I'm sorry sir, but you'll have to sit over there instead..."
"But that's my LUCKY MACHINE!!!!"
"Sir..."
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2020 08:26 PM (L2ZTs)
Good question! Used to be a time you could go to the Senate pool during Christmas and swim buck naked and make a sandwich, not that I did but I heard things, awful things. Senators making sandwiches here, there and in their underwear........strange stuff. But I like to stick my fingers into a few sandwiches now and then, you know, like yaaa and humph and then I am up in there and having a great time!
Oh what am I saying? I think I just made a boom boom in my depends. Mommy! I have to run to stay out of prison.....Mommy! It's warm and wet again!
Posted by: Joe Biden, Dead Man Walking at May 19, 2020 08:26 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Eve at May 19, 2020 08:26 PM (jLAVe)
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 19, 2020 08:26 PM (JKNZq)
There's a "guy" on NextDoor who publishes a corona chart everyday.
Everyone in NC is going to die by May 23rd. I want to dick punch him.
Every single day.
Bet him $1000 that he's wrong.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 19, 2020 08:26 PM (oVJmc)
Nope.
She had to start bitching about virus tests and some other crap.
What a horrible person.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 19, 2020 08:22 PM (axyOa)
I'm not aware of any studies, government funded or privately funded, that concludes that Patty Murray is human.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 19, 2020 08:26 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 19, 2020 08:27 PM (icI8A)
Mandamus, bitches!
Posted by: publius, who demands CVS head on a pike at May 19, 2020 08:27 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 19, 2020 08:25 PM (4o2K3)
It does when you make me one with everything ...
Posted by: Adriane the Earl of Hamburger Critic ... at May 19, 2020 08:27 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Bruce Ohr at May 19, 2020 08:27 PM (SJDa9)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 19, 2020 08:27 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2020 08:27 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 19, 2020 08:27 PM (AQigM)
Took a ride to NH to an antique lighting store. Not open until Friday. Rode out to Nashua to see if an Irish pub was open. Not open.
Found out my local cigar shop said "fuck it" to quarantine and opened up. Had a cigar.
Drove to the butcher shop and picked up a T-bone. Grilled said T-bone and ate. Cut bone with bolt cutter and fed bone halves to doggehs.
Sat down to visit AoS.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 19, 2020 08:27 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 19, 2020 08:26 PM (flINI)
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Sounds like a title for a self-help book.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 19, 2020 08:27 PM (4o2K3)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at May 19, 2020 08:27 PM (nu45M)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 19, 2020 08:27 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 19, 2020 08:27 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: NCKate at May 19, 2020 08:27 PM (6LlJs)
Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at May 19, 2020 08:28 PM (AHq56)
A clam is just a bivalve taco
Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 19, 2020 08:26 PM (flINI)
Bottom shelf crunch wrap.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 19, 2020 08:28 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2020 08:28 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at May 19, 2020 08:28 PM (eMtQa)
Posted by: Old Indian Proverb (Dot) at May 19, 2020 08:28 PM (ZaGom)
I found out that my chiropractor is open. They said they were limited to urgent care only for awhile, but can now take regular patients. I think she said they have 18 pages of stuff they have to do to comply.
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 19, 2020 08:28 PM (JKNZq)
Wow!
Posted by: Diogenes at May 19, 2020 08:20 PM (axyOa)
It was the "wow" that did you in, you know.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 19, 2020 08:21 PM (guGkK)
D was like that receiver that was so wide open, his mind went into a freeze waiting for the ball to arrive.
And got swooped by the free safety.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 19, 2020 08:24 PM
Choked like a U of Washington wide receiver.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 19, 2020 08:28 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 19, 2020 08:26 PM (flINI)
*stammers*
Are you a wizard?
Posted by: hogmartin at May 19, 2020 08:28 PM (t+qrx)
Why did WuFlu not infect the rest of China?
IIRC they were restricting travel from Wuhan to Beijing at the same time they were letting people fly to NYC and Milan....
Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2020 08:14 PM (WdocV)
Yeah, I kinda buy that, but then I have to believe that the many infected people who left Wuhan and then passed through China's ground transportation and airports did it without passing this highly infectious virus to anyone.
Posted by: Losing my mind at May 19, 2020 08:29 PM (zgA6x)
https://tinyurl.com/ybqs6sp4
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 19, 2020 08:29 PM (zAjYk)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 19, 2020 08:29 PM (4o2K3)
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 19, 2020 08:27 PM (AQigM)
Cubans go great with a banana daiquiri, or however you say it in Spanish.
Posted by: Fredo Corleone at May 19, 2020 08:29 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Barky O. at May 19, 2020 08:29 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: JT at May 19, 2020 08:29 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 19, 2020 08:29 PM (r+sAi)
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I don't know how that site works, but it would be a lot of fun to post one-offs that appear on the HQ just to have them out there to potentially be picked up by young people.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - only 1,000 healthcare workers worldwide have died from COVID-19 at May 19, 2020 08:29 PM (ADuZP)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at May 19, 2020 08:29 PM (ZaGom)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 19, 2020 08:29 PM (flINI)
I remember when, soon after the Soviet collapse, some wag likened the former USSR in its death throes as kind of a Zaire, with nuclear weapons.
Not sure what the catchy metaphor is for today's US. But as I've noted before, now tens of millions of Americans get to experience what it's like to live in highly corrupt, very authoritarian societies without actually having to travel. A diluted version to be sure - and the water and power still work - but a robust introductory taste to be sure.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 19, 2020 08:29 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, stating from 457 meters at May 19, 2020 08:30 PM (3P+Du)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 19, 2020 08:26 PM (flINI)
A hero ain't nothin' but a sandwich.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 19, 2020 08:30 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 19, 2020 08:30 PM (NWiLs)
Everyone in NC is going to die by May 23rd. I want to dick punch him.
Every single day.
The 23rd is just 4 days away. He's obviously planning on nuking North Carolina. You best call the FBI. Wait, not them. They suck. Call the North Dakota State Police.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 19, 2020 08:30 PM (AQigM)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get the Flu Manchu Blues at the Outrage Outlet! at May 19, 2020 08:30 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 19, 2020 08:27 PM (icI8A)
Shit just got real.
Posted by: Guy who says Shit just got real at May 19, 2020 08:30 PM (BHYVd)
Which superhero costume would you want the bull to wear?
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at May 19, 2020 08:27 PM (nu45M)
_________
The Ambiguously Gay Duo.
Posted by: David French at May 19, 2020 08:30 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: David Brooks at May 19, 2020 08:30 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: A lesbian bat at May 19, 2020 08:30 PM (Tnijr)
A Hallmark/AoSHQ Holiday Special.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get the Flu Manchu Blues at the Outrage Outlet! at May 19, 2020 08:30 PM (0QYMt)
A+++++ would watch on PPV.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 19, 2020 08:30 PM (t+qrx)
A Hallmark/AoSHQ Holiday Special.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get the Flu Manchu Blues at the Outrage Outlet!
Rated R for language, sexual situations and graphic violence.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2020 08:31 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 19, 2020 08:31 PM (+0AKE)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 19, 2020 08:29 PM (flINI)
It was implied.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 19, 2020 08:31 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Pliney at May 19, 2020 08:31 PM (nzKWW)
Possibly the worst sandwich I have ever seen made was that microwaved tuna melt that Sen Mark Werner made on TV.
I made much more enticing tuna sandwiches after school in the third grade.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 19, 2020 08:31 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: jsg at May 19, 2020 08:31 PM (aFWbw)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 19, 2020 08:31 PM (M69dA)
Nurse made sammitches for us at the PNW Emergency MoMe. They were delicious.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 19, 2020 08:29 PM (4o2K3)
I just got that. I am slow.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 19, 2020 08:31 PM (KnJdm)
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Three days and only 99.995% of the population to go.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - only 1,000 healthcare workers worldwide have died from COVID-19 at May 19, 2020 08:31 PM (ADuZP)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 19, 2020 08:32 PM (NIUz2)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2020 08:32 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 19, 2020 08:32 PM (2JVJo)
"Johnny Coldcuts Learns the True Meaning of Christmas"
A Hallmark/AoSHQ Holiday Special.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get the Flu Manchu Blues at the Outrage Outlet!
Rated R for language, sexual situations and graphic violence.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2020 08:31 PM (L2ZTs)
They had to cut the otter scene to get the R rating.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 19, 2020 08:32 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Tom Servo, the Community Denier at May 19, 2020 08:32 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Soup Chinee at May 19, 2020 08:32 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at May 19, 2020 08:32 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at May 19, 2020 08:32 PM (ja/kn)
Posted by: Infidel at May 19, 2020 08:33 PM (sNpqr)
The Sequel : Not Without My Pickle Spear
was the better film.
Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2020 08:33 PM (VfxSU)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2020 08:33 PM (L2ZTs)
Batwoman
Speaking of bivalve tacos...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 19, 2020 08:33 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: JEF at May 19, 2020 08:33 PM (aFWbw)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 19, 2020 08:34 PM (M69dA)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2020 08:34 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - only 1,000 healthcare workers worldwide have died from COVID-19 at May 19, 2020 08:31 PM (ADuZP)
Missed it by >this< much!
Posted by: Boswell at May 19, 2020 08:34 PM (32YRo)
China and Democrat party activists/operatives = NextDoor
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 19, 2020 08:34 PM (M69dA)
Posted by: Karen, liking this hairstyle at May 19, 2020 08:34 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2020 08:34 PM (YXR7W)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 19, 2020 08:35 PM (NWiLs)
God needed another soldier in His midst.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 19, 2020 08:35 PM (zAjYk)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, stating from 457 meters at May 19, 2020 08:35 PM (3P+Du)
Posted by: David Brooks at May 19, 2020 08:35 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Joe Biden the Man With The Plan at May 19, 2020 08:35 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Eromero at May 19, 2020 08:36 PM (XhWtx)
Mandamus, bitches!
Posted by: publius
Persondamus, citizen.
Posted by: Karen, liking this hairstyle at May 19, 2020 08:34 PM (QzkSJ)
lol
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 19, 2020 08:36 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: publius
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Who's the leader of the club
That's made for you and me
Em Ay En
Dee Ee Wye
Em Oh Oh Ess EE
Mandey Moose!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 19, 2020 08:36 PM (4o2K3)
Posted by: N. Pelosi at May 19, 2020 08:36 PM (2ygtH)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 19, 2020 08:36 PM (iTXRQ)
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You are right. The player rolls the dice, the dice determine what card to pull, the cards determine what would have been the roll of the dice... F'n nuts....
Posted by: Pliney at May 19, 2020 08:36 PM (nzKWW)
Ravi Zacharias died, sad for the rest of us, but he is definitely in better company now.
A Man of God, was he.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 19, 2020 08:36 PM (M69dA)
Miracle Whip on 34th St
Posted by: jsg at May 19, 2020 08:31 PM (aFWbw)
________
Plan BLT from Outer Space.
Posted by: David French at May 19, 2020 08:36 PM (WqPYg)
A sole vote not to rock the boat, by someone who just barely missed his calling as a loathsome useless GOP seat warmer - by switch to the other party a few years ago. His fire-side conversion video was beyond the imagination. Picture someone switching from weak corrupt useless cowardly CA GOP to insane racist wildly corrupt authoritarian lawless alien CA Dem - because the GOP was too "extreme".
Met him just as he started his political career. One of the quickest and surest "Instant Judgement: Empty Suit A**hoe" events ever, and that includes junior high and decades in DC. Oh he had his globe & anchor pin on his lapel, so you knew he'd been in the Marines.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 19, 2020 08:36 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 19, 2020 08:36 PM (r+sAi)
Bitchdamus to you, Karen.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 19, 2020 08:37 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 19, 2020 08:35 PM (NWiLs)
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Geez, Insom, it's like we're two halves of the same brain.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 19, 2020 08:37 PM (4o2K3)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 19, 2020 08:37 PM (KnJdm)
Hit a new low today. Disney will have crowded parks in Orlando before I am allowed to go to Mass.
I hate Jay Inslee. Why doesnt a bird shit on him. I mean just one little bad thing. Something. Anything.
Whatever.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 19, 2020 08:37 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2020 08:37 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Hugh Jackman (Yeah, it's really my name) at May 19, 2020 08:37 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 19, 2020 08:36 PM (iTXRQ)
Could I buy some pot from you?
Posted by: Larry Kroger at May 19, 2020 08:37 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2020 08:37 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: David French at May 19, 2020 08:36 PM (WqPYg)
A Mayonnaise For All Seasons
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at May 19, 2020 08:38 PM (nu45M)
I'm gonna apply for a Writ of Mandamus agin' CVS. A mandamus to kiss my ass.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 19, 2020 08:38 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: David Brooks at May 19, 2020 08:39 PM (aFWbw)
Posted by: eleven at May 19, 2020 08:39 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 19, 2020 08:39 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2020 08:39 PM (L2ZTs)
Hit a new low today. Disney will have crowded parks in Orlando before I am allowed to go to Mass.
I hate Jay Inslee. Why doesnt a bird shit on him. I mean just one little bad thing. Something. Anything.
Whatever.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 19, 2020 08:37 PM (U2p+3)
Have church at Disney. It'll be Mickey Mass.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 19, 2020 08:39 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 19, 2020 08:36 PM (r+sAi)
The fabled King of Tubers, and the yams can just fuck right off.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 19, 2020 08:39 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 19, 2020 08:35 PM (NWiLs)
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Geez, Insom, it's like we're two halves of the same brain.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 19, 2020 08:37 PM (4o2K3)
Scary, ain't it?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 19, 2020 08:39 PM (NWiLs)
The Memorial Day post?
Are we counting down or what?
Posted by: RoyalOil at May 19, 2020 08:40 PM (aO8Gd)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2020 08:40 PM (L2ZTs)
One of the wisemen gave baby Jesus a myrrh sandwich.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 19, 2020 08:39 PM (2DOZq)
To be fair, it was a REALLY good sandwich.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 19, 2020 08:40 PM (KnJdm)
I plan on taking a long break.
Posted by: JackStraw at
Please dont. A short one, maybe.
Posted by: LASue at May 19, 2020 08:40 PM (Ed8Zd)
I hope nurse rached saw this about the young priest calling out the bishops for closing down Mass.
It would make her day.
I heard some things. At least she didn't use a hammer and nail.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 19, 2020 08:40 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 19, 2020 08:40 PM (U2p+3)
Hit a new low today. Disney will have crowded parks in Orlando before I am allowed to go to Mass.
I hate Jay Inslee. Why doesnt a bird shit on him. I mean just one little bad thing. Something. Anything.
Whatever.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 19, 2020 08:37 PM (U2p+3)
Methinks the churches have taken the "render unto Caesar" bit a little too much to heart. Might as well change the hymn to "Cower, Christian Soldiers."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 19, 2020 08:40 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Eromero at May 19, 2020 08:36 PM (XhWtx)
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Fluke season starts Friday!
Posted by: IrishEi at May 19, 2020 08:40 PM (sGotD)
Whatever.
Posted by: nurse ratched
He's like a cockroach...it'll take an act of God to (types, deletes) ummm, harm him.
Posted by: N. Pelosi at May 19, 2020 08:40 PM (2ygtH)
If you didn't see this before, you'll like it, Young priest in WI denounces Bishops for being cowardly and not opening the churches:
https://www.churchmilitant.com/
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2020 08:41 PM (+eVzC)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at May 19, 2020 08:41 PM (ja/kn)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 19, 2020 08:40 PM (sy5kK)
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Or write in German.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 19, 2020 08:41 PM (4o2K3)
Oh, I've sent him a letter telling him what I think of his shit operation.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 19, 2020 08:41 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 19, 2020 08:41 PM (guGkK)
Or, it was when Marlon Brando was still around...
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2020 08:41 PM (L2ZTs)
Also, great sidebar. It makes you wonder how many other gasbags on these stupid panels, when they hold forth on topics unfamiliar to us, are just talking out of their asses. Fox is on a steady glidepath down. Someone needs to buy out OANN and get cracking.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 19, 2020 08:42 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2020 08:42 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Larry Kroger
Sure, kid.
After I finish doing a youthful Karen Allen.
Posted by: Prof. Miklos Jennings at May 19, 2020 08:42 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: eleven at May 19, 2020 08:42 PM (QLPEO)
Or, it was when Marlon Brando was still around...
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2020 08:41 PM (L2ZTs)
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Didn't use the low-priced spread.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 19, 2020 08:42 PM (4o2K3)
Hit a new low today. Disney will have crowded parks in Orlando before I am allowed to go to Mass.
I hate Jay Inslee. Why doesnt a bird shit on him. I mean just one little bad thing. Something. Anything.
Whatever.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 19, 2020 08:37 PM (U2p+3)
Ok.
You tackle him, and I'll wear the chicken suit.
But first, a giant bowl of chili and a big stein of dark beer.
Cheers!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 19, 2020 08:42 PM (sy5kK)
China and Democrat party activists/operatives = NextDoor
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 19, 2020 08:34 PM (M69dA)
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I'm about at the point where I believe every person and thing in America (and likely the rest of the world) not explicitly conservative in its actions (so excludes RINO traitors, #NeverTrump traitors, et. al.) = China and Democrat party activists/operatives
Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2020 08:43 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Masked Santa at May 19, 2020 08:43 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at May 19, 2020 08:43 PM (4a9Vv)
Ok. I did roll my eyes.
But, still. Why the disparity?
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 19, 2020 08:40 PM (U2p+3)
POPECOT is kind of a fun place.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 19, 2020 08:43 PM (NWiLs)
Your problem is your church doesn't have any rides.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 19, 2020 08:43 PM (guGkK)
Or, it was when Marlon Brando was still around...
What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: Land O Lakes LBGTLOLGFY CEO anal lube butter at May 19, 2020 08:43 PM (qLAG2)
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Somewhere in northern NM, between ABQ and Shiprock, is the saddest casino I've seen.
It's literally a sign, a fake giant Teepee and a tin building with a dirt parking lot
Posted by: RoyalOil at May 19, 2020 08:43 PM (aO8Gd)
with the sound of mueslix
Posted by: qdpsteve
The crunch you can hear
For a thousand years
Posted by: Capt. Miklos von Trapp Marketing GmbH at May 19, 2020 08:43 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at May 19, 2020 08:43 PM (nu45M)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2020 08:44 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 19, 2020 08:45 PM (dNzKv)
POPECOT is kind of a fun place.
Posted by: Insomniac
Especially the Holy Waterslide!
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2020 08:44 PM (L2ZTs)
Haunted House of Worship is Fast Pass only now.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 19, 2020 08:45 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2020 08:45 PM (L2ZTs)
It's literally a sign, a fake giant Teepee and a tin building with a dirt parking lot
Posted by: RoyalOil
free booze
Posted by: *hic* at May 19, 2020 08:45 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Insomniac
What a day, what a day
For an auto-da-fe. . .
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 19, 2020 08:46 PM (2JVJo)
A Man of God, was he.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 19, 2020 08:36 PM (M69dA)
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Amen.
Posted by: SMH at May 19, 2020 08:46 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Obama at May 19, 2020 08:46 PM (aFWbw)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 19, 2020 08:42 PM (puu6v)
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You know, since Rush has no heirs (other than his wife) I would love to see him use his well-earned fortune to do something EXACTLY like this as his one last parting gift to the country he loves and appreciates.
Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2020 08:46 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Larry Kroger
Sure, kid.
After I finish doing a youthful Karen Allen.
Posted by: Prof. Miklos Jennings at May 19, 2020 08:42 PM (QzkSJ)
Heh. On that subject it wasn't until just recently I realized Maggie from Caddy Shack was the under age chick with Larry Pinto Kroger .
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 19, 2020 08:46 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: eleven at May 19, 2020 08:46 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 19, 2020 08:46 PM (2ygtH)
I'm a big fan of the $5 footlong.
Posted by: Obama at May 19, 2020 08:46 PM (aFWbw)
Jussie Smollett always gets the lynch special.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 19, 2020 08:47 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 19, 2020 08:47 PM (zAjYk)
Posted by: Insomniac
You have to be "this tall" to get the souvenir hat though.
Posted by: Papal Nuncio Miklos at May 19, 2020 08:47 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 19, 2020 08:47 PM (guGkK)
It's literally a sign, a fake giant Teepee and a tin building with a dirt parking lot
Posted by: RoyalOil at May 19, 2020 08:43 PM (aO8Gd)
With games like Vegas Vacation ?
Posted by: Obama at May 19, 2020 08:47 PM (aFWbw)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 19, 2020 08:47 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Jussie at May 19, 2020 08:47 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 19, 2020 08:29 PM
Anytime of the day is a good time for pie.
Posted by: Fabienne at May 19, 2020 08:47 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 19, 2020 08:47 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac
Especially the Holy Waterslide!
First thou throwest down the Holy Mat. Then thou must count to three. Three
shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall
be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two,
excepting that thou then proceedeth to three
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 19, 2020 08:47 PM (NIUz2)
I'm a big fan of the $5 footlong.
Posted by: Obama at May 19, 2020 08:46 PM (aFWbw)
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Damn, where do you live, in Indonesia? A weiner dog puppy here will set you back at least five benjamins ...
Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2020 08:47 PM (WqPYg)
It's literally a sign, a fake giant Teepee and a tin building with a dirt parking lot
Posted by: RoyalOil
I see you are not a connoisseur of quaint sleeze.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 19, 2020 08:48 PM (AQigM)
Posted by: Obama at May 19, 2020 08:46 PM (aFWbw)
Nobody tell him about Jared Fogle.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2020 08:48 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 19, 2020 08:42 PM (puu6v)
But you could buy five million Newsweek's for that!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 19, 2020 08:48 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 19, 2020 08:48 PM (2DOZq)
Thirty-seven Planned Parenthood affiliates applied for and received a total of $80 million in loans from the Paycheck Protection Program (PPP), Fox News' "Tucker Carlson Tonight" has learned -- and now the federal government wants the money back, saying the affiliates should have known they weren't eligible for the coronavirus stimulus payouts.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 19, 2020 08:48 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2020 08:48 PM (aKsyK)
I'm a big fan of the $5 footlong.
Posted by: Obama at May 19, 2020 08:46 PM (aFWbw)
Nobody tell him about Jared Fogle.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2020 08:48 PM (L2ZTs)
He ordered off the kids menu.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 19, 2020 08:49 PM (KnJdm)
And, how.
Posted by: Jussie at May 19, 2020 08:47 PM (EgshT)
Back off, bitch.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 19, 2020 08:49 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Obama
Never carried cash, but Reggie always had at least a 5.
Posted by: Saintly Sucker at May 19, 2020 08:49 PM (QzkSJ)
Does sandwich have Buddha-nature?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 19, 2020 08:25 PM (4o2K3)
If you meet a sandwich on the road, eat it.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 19, 2020 08:25 PM (t+qrx)
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Heh. Had never heard of that book before watching the (pretty good) TV series "Fringe."
Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2020 08:49 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 19, 2020 08:48 PM (2DOZq)
In the Coptic tradition is was a 12-piece bucket of fried chicken and three fixins.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 19, 2020 08:49 PM (guGkK)
The small sandwich shop that has been open for a few years in Des Moines, WA.
Small family business. Locals talk about it at the bar. Not just the sandwiches, but the friendly owners.
There is a FOR LEASE sign in the window now, that wasn't there last week when I drove by.
Hey Jay Inslee, they don't work for your government and didn't pay a lot of taxes, so who cares, right?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 19, 2020 08:50 PM (sy5kK)
You'd think they'd have figured out by now that they were wrong, and I guess that a few have, but I suspect that many just want to be the well-paid house 'conservatives' in the MSM. At least that will buy them some time before that inevitable knock on the door.
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at May 19, 2020 08:50 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Don at May 19, 2020 08:50 PM (CT2ag)
Posted by: California at May 19, 2020 08:50 PM (aFWbw)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 19, 2020 08:51 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 19, 2020 08:49 PM (guGkK)
I would have guessed Gyros. Oh well.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2020 08:51 PM (L2ZTs)
Hahahaha.
ok ok its hard not to laugh.
Ruby Rose has quit the trainwreck that is Batwoman. Hahahaha! What are they gonna do without their bisexual actress playing a gay woman.
Posted by: buzzion at May 19, 2020 08:51 PM (Z7lwY)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 19, 2020 08:51 PM (DMUuz)
I looked up Fokker case the other night. If the D.C Circuit follows its own precedent, it will grant mandamus agin' Sullivan.
In Fokker, the feds charged some outfit called Fokker Services with export control violations. They then entered into some agreement with Fokker where they would do better, and moved to drop criminal charges.
The district judge didn't like it and refused to agree to drop the charges, saying he did think that agreement was enough punishment for Fokker.
the DOJ applied for Mandamus, bitches, with the DC Circuit and they granted it, ordering the judge to drop the case, and producing the Fokker opinion, which you can read about the near plenary power of the Executive to charge and not charge, and drop charges.
The only exception is when the executive is using that power to drop charges in a way to fuck around with the defendant. IOW, the only circumstances in which a judge can refuse to drop charges is *to protect the rights of the defendant* against government abuse.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 19, 2020 08:51 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Dr Spank at May 19, 2020 08:51 PM (ySdKX)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 19, 2020 08:51 PM (DMUuz)
Does the Pope shit in the woods?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 19, 2020 08:51 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 19, 2020 08:51 PM (zAjYk)
Posted by: Last supper server at May 19, 2020 08:51 PM (2ygtH)
Posted by: Don at May 19, 2020 08:50 PM (CT2ag)
Anyone with a brain and top secret intelligence estimates, you mean.
Posted by: Sen. Richard "Dick" Burr at May 19, 2020 08:52 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 19, 2020 08:51 PM (DMUuz)
Sure it will Duncan. Have a seat.
*(throws down whoopee cushion)*
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2020 08:52 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: PabloD at May 19, 2020 08:52 PM (tNnZY)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 19, 2020 08:52 PM (NIUz2)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 19, 2020 08:36 PM (r+sAi)
Vodka is the potato of liquor - so fair.
Posted by: Boswell at May 19, 2020 08:52 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Last supper server at May 19, 2020 08:53 PM (2ygtH)
Small family business. Locals talk about it at the bar. Not just the sandwiches, but the friendly owners.
There is a FOR LEASE sign in the window now, that wasn't there last week when I drove by.
Hey Jay Inslee, they don't work for your government and didn't pay a lot of taxes, so who cares, right?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 19, 2020 08:50 PM (sy5kK)
Same here in my little area of MA. I know of at least five shops that will never open again.
Charlie Baker needs to swing from a fucking lamppost.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 19, 2020 08:53 PM (2JVJo)
Weren't really conservative in the first place. They were writers employed by conservative outlets to pay the bills. They played a role. Along came trump and they were not allowed to support trump in their writings or they would be cast out of the social circuit and probably lose their funding.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 19, 2020 08:53 PM (dNzKv)
......
6" tuna on unleavened.
Everybody ate until they were full and there were still leftovers,
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 19, 2020 08:53 PM (zAjYk)
Posted by: Gin at May 19, 2020 08:53 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: Dr Spank at May 19, 2020 08:51 PM (ySdKX)
No, no, no! You have to tell them it's going to be an early night for Trump!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 19, 2020 08:54 PM (2JVJo)
Choked like a U of Washington wide receiver.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 19, 2020 08:28 PM (axyOa)
Nope, Jerremy Stevens was a tight end.
Unlike his wife, Hope Solo.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 19, 2020 08:54 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Eromero at May 19, 2020 08:54 PM (XhWtx)
Still haven't received mine. I need a new set of tires. Would be nice to get a set of government subsidized ones.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 19, 2020 08:54 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 19, 2020 08:51 PM (/+bwe)
Safer at Home !! Safer at Home !!
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But seriously, you got 'em
Posted by: Karen at May 19, 2020 08:54 PM (aFWbw)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at
Shit. Im a total whiney bitch.
Prayers up.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 19, 2020 08:55 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: MKoepf at May 19, 2020 08:55 PM (F3SkC)
I mean, I'm out here and it says it feels like 120 but it can't be more than 114!
Posted by: Mr. Taggert at May 19, 2020 08:56 PM (aO8Gd)
IL Gov Pritzker announces what will happen to business people who defy restrictions
He'll sit on 'em!
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2020 08:56 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Hope Solo at May 19, 2020 08:56 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Scotch at May 19, 2020 08:56 PM (NIUz2)
Posted by: Don at May 19, 2020 08:50 PM (CT2ag)
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Do you have tonight's Lotto picks?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 19, 2020 08:56 PM (EZebt)
How about some good news. HAHAHAHA
Hahahaha.
ok ok its hard not to laugh.
Ruby Rose has quit the trainwreck that is Batwoman. Hahahaha! What
are they gonna do without their bisexual actress playing a gay woman.
Posted by: buzzion at May 19, 2020 08:51 PM (Z7lwY)
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Are you ready for "Fat Batwoman" -- starring Michael Moore?
Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2020 08:56 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Moki at May 19, 2020 08:57 PM (mFoNl)
Posted by: NaughtyPine
Idiot deplorables deserve to drown!! Just wait 'til they get the tax bill for destroying MY bridge!!!
Posted by: Goverdictator Whitmer at May 19, 2020 08:57 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2020 08:58 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 19, 2020 08:51 PM (/+bwe)
Whoa. Prayers up.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 19, 2020 08:58 PM (NWiLs)
Governator of MS read high school graduate names for a "virtual" graduation ceremony.
One of the names?
Harry Azcrac
OK - GnuBreed's from MS, right? Any other moron suspects?
Outstanding.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 19, 2020 08:58 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Easily Distracted at May 19, 2020 08:58 PM (x8Wzq)
During the interview, the Cali governor reiterated his demand for $1 trillion in federal aid for California,
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 19, 2020 08:58 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Cicero
New Orleans Coptics also do spicy.
Posted by: Archbishop Al Copeland at May 19, 2020 08:59 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: jsg at May 19, 2020 08:59 PM (aFWbw)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2020 09:00 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 19, 2020 09:00 PM (yIBke)
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 19, 2020 09:00 PM (AQigM)
I hate Inslee with the heat of a 1,000 suns, but I would not bet against the prospect Washington will still re-elect that bastard. Almost everyone is dutifully wearing masks in King County.
Posted by: fly gal at May 19, 2020 09:00 PM (6CtMt)
Posted by: Gin at May 19, 2020 09:00 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: Infidel at May 19, 2020 09:00 PM (sNpqr)
Harry Azcrac
OK - GnuBreed's from MS, right? Any other moron suspects?
Outstanding.
Posted by: rhomboid
I'm guessing the kid's real name was Deez.
Posted by: Miklos, former male teenager at May 19, 2020 09:00 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Goverdictator Whitmer at May 19, 2020 08:57 PM (L2ZTs)
"Bridge is still up!"
*Luffwaffen Karen Stukas swarm in*
"Not its not."
Posted by: Boswell at May 19, 2020 09:00 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Unkaren at May 19, 2020 09:01 PM (vGJY7)
thanks. I'll hang up and listen.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Easily Distracted at May 19, 2020 08:58 PM (x8Wzq)
I tend to think I'm pretty funny, but posts like this make me shake my head in awe. Some of you folks are scary good.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 19, 2020 09:01 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at May 19, 2020 09:01 PM (ja/kn)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 19, 2020 09:02 PM (yIBke)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 19, 2020 09:02 PM (EGyGV)
"18 My Latest G-File-
Obama: Spymaster or Sandwich?
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg":
I was in a checkout line shortly after Trump's inauguration. The African-American customer ahead of me told the cashier (also African-American) he was heading home to make"an Obama sandwich" for dinner. When she asked what an Obama sandwich was, he replied loudly,
"One slice of white bread and a whole lot of baloney!"
The way they both laughed, I got the impression they were relieved about not having to defend that asshole any longer.
Posted by: ogmrobvious at May 19, 2020 09:02 PM (Qw7U6)
Posted by: Unkaren at May 19, 2020 09:01 PM (vGJY7)
Every time I watch a true crime show now where they zoom in on the "Fidelity, Bravery, Integrity" scroll of the FBI shield, I can't stop laughing.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 19, 2020 09:02 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 19, 2020 09:03 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: NaughtyPine
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Prayers up, NaughtyPine. That's terrifying.
Posted by: fly gal at May 19, 2020 09:03 PM (6CtMt)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 19, 2020 09:02 PM (yIBke)
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Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 19, 2020 09:03 PM (4o2K3)
Posted by: NaughtyPine
That's terrible!
Prayers up for everyone downriver.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 19, 2020 09:03 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 19, 2020 08:51 PM (/+bwe)
Oh my goodness! Yes, prayers up.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 19, 2020 09:04 PM (OzQGF)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2020 09:04 PM (L2ZTs)
Charlie Baker needs to swing from a fucking lamppost.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 19, 2020 08:53 PM (2JVJo)
Save room on the post for Whitmer. She has opened the Upper Peninsula (never should have closed) and the western Lower Peninsula, but not the eastern (although some eastern counties have had ZERO cases since March).
Why?
Oh, because the western LP has Traverse City and other areas where rich people have their 5-bedroom cottages. Memorial Day needs to be open for them, not places like Alpena.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 19, 2020 09:04 PM (/+bwe)
I hate Inslee with the heat of a 1,000 suns, but I would not bet against the prospect Washington will still re-elect that bastard. Almost everyone is dutifully wearing masks in King County.
Posted by: fly gal
Juan Williams assured us that Whitmer has very high approval ratings in Michigan and might be Joe's VP pick.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2020 09:04 PM (aKsyK)
WH is bragging about handing out zillions of $$ to WA, CA, and OR public transit systems - often some of the most wasteful and corrupt entities in places bursting with wasteful and corrupt entities.
I'm sure the multi-zillion bailouts will not happen.
But lots of less egregious - but still egregious - ones are already happening. And the economic damage from utterly indefensible "lock-down" restrictions continues to pile up, with nothing from the WH more than the occasional "Re-open America!" sloganeering on the twatters.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 19, 2020 09:04 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 19, 2020 09:02 PM (yIBke)
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Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 19, 2020 09:03 PM (4o2K3)
What's dis day of rest shit? Bush league psych out stuff. Laughable, mang. HAAA HAAAA.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 19, 2020 09:04 PM (NWiLs)
Anyone with a brain would have sold their stocks in late February.
Posted by: Don at May 19, 2020 08:50 PM (CT2ag)
Hell, in late Feb/early Mar I BOUGHT.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 19, 2020 09:05 PM (EGyGV)
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One of the kids I played soccer with in high school managed to get his picture in the yearbook with the name DeWight Pele.
Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2020 09:05 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Eromero at May 19, 2020 09:05 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: NaughtyPine
That's terrible!
Prayers up for everyone downriver.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 19, 2020 09:03 PM (sy5kK)
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Just looked it up.
81,000,000 m^3 of water.
Not good.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 19, 2020 09:05 PM (4o2K3)
In an EU-backed study published on Wednesday
Ah lemmi think about that....Ah FUCK NO
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 19, 2020 09:05 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 19, 2020 09:05 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: A Scold of Karens at May 19, 2020 09:05 PM (EgshT)
To refresh, rank and file FBI agents gave tips to "journalists" in exchange for sporting and concert tickets. It was reported a few weeks ago basically no rank and file agent had come forward as a whistleblower.
Unfortunately, don't expect any reforms unless Congress gets the hell scared out of them. Last Friday, quietly and cuckishly, the Senate voted to reauthorize FISA without actual reforms. It would be like the Politburo disbanding the KGB.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 19, 2020 09:06 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: Ben Had
{{{Ben Had}}}
How are you, sweet lady? I have to say, since neutering and turning 15 months, he is a different dog. Loves everyone but he doesn't comprehend his size and mass, so he can be overwhelming. He guards my daughter like Cerberus. No one goes in her room, and if there is noise outside, he runs in, checks on her, then runs out to let the perp know he is large and in charge. He gives me a good morning kiss to wake me up, and has finally learned that the cat is not a toy.
He is a very good boy!
Posted by: Moki at May 19, 2020 09:06 PM (mFoNl)
I need a new job dang it.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2020 09:06 PM (L2ZTs)
Very slow when we got there. They had signs on the tables they didn't want you to use and tape 'X's' in the hall for a line, but otherwise it was just like always. By the time we left, the parking lot was full- mostly take-out I imagine because it was close to closing.
Amazed at how much just sitting in a restaurant having a meal raised our spirits.
Posted by: Sal at May 19, 2020 09:07 PM (bo8pf)
I'm tired of hearing about the "rank and file" agents in the FBI being
great and only the top brass was corrupt. Just look at how many people
were involved in all this bs.
Posted by: Unkaren at May 19, 2020 09:01 PM (vGJY7)
_________
"How DARE you, sir!" -- Sean "Tick Tock" Hannity
Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2020 09:07 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 19, 2020 09:07 PM (yIBke)
Posted by: Eromero at May 19, 2020 09:05 PM (XhWtx)
Your kids?
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 19, 2020 09:07 PM (OzQGF)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 19, 2020 09:03 PM (sy5kK)
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Just looked it up.
81,000,000 m^3 of water.
Not good.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 19, 2020 09:05 PM (4o2K3)
Yikes! Prayers to all. Floods are nothing to take lightly. That's a lot of water heading downhill.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Easily Distracted at May 19, 2020 09:08 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 19, 2020 09:08 PM (JKNZq)
How many times ya gonna threaten that asshoe? And go ahead...been nice knowing ya...hope you have your plot picked out
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 19, 2020 09:09 PM (85Gof)
"Zero stars!" - Martin Luther's Yelp review
Posted by: qdpsteve
And he nailed his discount coupons to the entrance to the Purgatory "It's a Small World" ride.
Posted by: Miklos, playing reformed Calvinball at May 19, 2020 09:09 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 19, 2020 09:09 PM (jnM20)
81,000,000 m^3 of water.
Not good.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 19, 2020 09:05 PM (4o2K3)
Good lord. To my untrained eye, that looks like another Johnstown Flood.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 19, 2020 09:09 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 19, 2020 09:08 PM (JKNZq)
You know who REALLY loves corn dogs??...
Posted by: Barack Obama at May 19, 2020 09:09 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: jsg at May 19, 2020 09:09 PM (aFWbw)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 19, 2020 09:05 PM (NWiLs)
First a job. Now a date.
**shakes head**
I don't know you anymore, man.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 19, 2020 09:10 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Moki at May 19, 2020 09:06 PM (mFoNl)
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That's always a Good Thing.
What kind of doggie is he?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 19, 2020 09:10 PM (4o2K3)
What the CCP just did by the exporting the Virus is worse than anything the Soviets did, no? I suppose you can argue the JFK Assassination and manipulating us into the Korean War, but Vietnam was all LBJ, and no civilians were targeted.
Meanwhile we have a wartime consigliere in Pompeo, presumably busy wargaming Sino scenarios, who the Left wants fired for having a 22 year old intern walk his dog.
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 19, 2020 09:10 PM (9TdxA)
*whips out Old Testament*
smites Insom.
Your like smote, Dude
Posted by: Ben Had at May 19, 2020 09:07 PM (yIBke)
He takes Cranberry Smite and Vodka.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 19, 2020 09:10 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2020 09:10 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: ogmrobvious at May 19, 2020 09:02 PM (Qw7U6)"
Yeah, hate to break it to you but they were both expecting WAAAAYYYYY more in government handouts and obamphones than what they got. He wasn't nearly black enough.
Posted by: I Have Questions at May 19, 2020 09:11 PM (+v+zN)
The mental image is perfect. They even have Jericho Whistles, to scream at you to keep proper social distance and wear a mask.
Posted by: Moki at May 19, 2020 09:11 PM (mFoNl)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 19, 2020 09:11 PM (OzQGF)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2020 09:11 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2020 09:11 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Infidel at May 19, 2020 09:11 PM (sNpqr)
Posted by: Insomniac
*removes listing on Attorneys-at-Tinder*
Posted by: Miklos, probably Craig's LawyerList too at May 19, 2020 09:12 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at May 19, 2020 09:12 PM (EgshT)
What kind of doggie is he?
Posted by: Captain Obvious,
Abner is a Bullmastiff/Newfoundland mix. He's about 130, and 28 inches at the shoulder, with the speed of a sight hound. He caught a squirrel while wearing a muzzle yesterday morning.
Posted by: Moki at May 19, 2020 09:12 PM (mFoNl)
I worked at Hot Dog on a Stick for four years in high school. No more corn dogs or lemonade for me, ever.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 19, 2020 09:11 PM (OzQGF)
Now I will not be able to get that image out of my head.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 19, 2020 09:12 PM (KnJdm)
Joy Behar: Lockdown Protesters Just Like Charlottesville Neo-Nazis
www.weaselzippers.us/?p=449044
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2020 09:12 PM (aKsyK)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybefdhbf
Posted by: Splunge at May 19, 2020 09:13 PM (dOV9E)
Saving any lives via "lock-downs" outside limited/peculiar situations is not considered likely, and there is zero reason to think any of that happened this time. One reason CDC and WHO officially excluded such measures from standard policy approaches.
Oh - got a nice look at the Mercy today - she's big. She's at the carrier quay at North Island, after the LA gig.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 19, 2020 09:13 PM (El6T/)
Luckily for my parents, who live upstream from another old dam, the drain commissioner had the bright idea of giving a warning and letting more water out. In the past, the people downriver have dictated flooding upstream because they stupidly built businesses too close to the river.
My parents still have water coming in the basement from ground water, but at least they hadn't put their dock in. Lots of them are underwater and not a few boats are either on the docks or gone.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 19, 2020 09:13 PM (/+bwe)
www.weaselzippers.us/?p=449044
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2020 09:12 PM (aKsyK)
yeah I saw that...she is one vile POS
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 19, 2020 09:13 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at May 19, 2020 09:13 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 19, 2020 09:08 PM (JKNZq)
Mmmmmm...corn dogs
Posted by: Michele Bachmaan at May 19, 2020 09:14 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: Moki at May 19, 2020 09:12 PM (mFoNl)
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Being part Newfie, does he like the water?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 19, 2020 09:14 PM (4o2K3)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 19, 2020 09:12 PM (KnJdm)
Shut up, I ROCKED that hat.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 19, 2020 09:14 PM (OzQGF)
Posted by: Eromero at May 19, 2020 09:14 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: NCKate at May 19, 2020 08:27 PM (6LlJs)
Suggested reply: "This is non-political. You talk like a fag, and your shit's retarded."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2020 09:14 PM (LZcDP)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at May 19, 2020 09:14 PM (EgshT)
I think the #1 answer for women has always been ice cream.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 19, 2020 09:14 PM (2DOZq)
**shakes head**
I don't know you anymore, man.
Posted by: Mary Poppins
He needed a girl with a car and a job
'cause he can't get a girl without a car and a job
Posted by: Miklos, musically recalling at May 19, 2020 09:15 PM (QzkSJ)
Moki, sounds like you all welcomed a lovable monster into your home, but that it is working well. Good on ya'!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 19, 2020 09:15 PM (jnM20)
Posted by: Moki at May 19, 2020 09:12 PM (mFoNl)
Are we still talking about Biden?
Posted by: jsg at May 19, 2020 09:15 PM (aFWbw)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 19, 2020 09:15 PM (yIBke)
_________
Saw a funny tweet posted over at CTH this morning:
At the store, there was an X on the floor for where I should stand. I've seen too many Road Runner cartoons to fall for that!
Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2020 09:15 PM (WqPYg)
I think the #1 answer for women has always been ice cream.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 19, 2020 09:14 PM (2DOZq)
Pizza.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 19, 2020 09:15 PM (OzQGF)
Now I will not be able to get that image out of my head.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 19, 2020 09:12 PM (KnJdm)
Shut up, I ROCKED that hat.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 19, 2020 09:14 PM (OzQGF)
Now, every time I see you, you will know what I am thinking. I won't be able to suppress a smile.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 19, 2020 09:16 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 19, 2020 09:13 PM (El6T/)
yes. Both she and the Comfort are converted Super Tankers. Of course both were misused in this "crisis" as were the medical personal . And the personal may come back to bite us
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 19, 2020 09:16 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 19, 2020 09:17 PM (yIBke)
Fried chicken is one of the more healthful foods I consume.
Well-prepared fried chicken is as addictive as thick-cut bacon.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 19, 2020 09:18 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 19, 2020 09:08 PM
What are they going to do now that Joe Burrow is gone?
Posted by: Bert G at May 19, 2020 09:18 PM (OMsf+)
I was surprised to learn that the South Koreans really like corn dogs.
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 19, 2020 09:08 PM (JKNZq)
_________
I got flamed by some Lefty scolds on an email distribution list about 20 years ago when someone posted a photo with circled photos of 20 dogs listed in two columns and asking "What is this?"
My response: "A North Korean lunch menu?"
Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2020 09:18 PM (WqPYg)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybefdhbf
Posted by: Splunge at May 19, 2020 09:13 PM (dOV9E)
My favorite reply tweet.
She needs to Man Up !
Posted by: jsg at May 19, 2020 09:18 PM (aFWbw)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Not good when a dentist says this.
Posted by: Miklos, with foreboding at May 19, 2020 09:18 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2020 09:18 PM (L2ZTs)
A m^3 of water weighs about 1000kg. Things will get ugly lickety split.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 19, 2020 09:18 PM (NZbXf)
All GOPe politicians have sold themselves off to get elected. Has anybody put together an estimated price list? Like, how much for a 20% share of a U.S. congressman, senator, etc.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 19, 2020 09:18 PM (t5m5e)
They need to fcuk themselves. Oh wait, they already can and are!
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2020 09:19 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2020 09:15 PM (WqPYg)
There is almost always a faint mark around the "X" where the trapdoor exists, that's what you have to look for!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 19, 2020 09:19 PM (jnM20)
Being part Newfie, does he like the water?
Posted by: Captain Obvious,
LOVES water. Love it so much, and he is joyful splashing around. Unlike our purebred Newf showdog who HATED water and pulled our daughter out of the pool and dragged her to dry ground and sat on her to keep her from going back in.
Abner is indeed a lovable monster, who has won over all the neighbors, including the postman's wife, who can't have a dog because her husband can't stand them. Even he thinks Abner is okay. Our vet thinks he looks like a giant, black Cane Corso, but he has a slight underbite that can make him look a bit...challenged.
Posted by: Moki at May 19, 2020 09:20 PM (mFoNl)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
Try our Cajun Bacon Chicken Sandwich!
*not available in all locations
Posted by: Miklosian Popeye's Marketing at May 19, 2020 09:20 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2020 09:20 PM (YXR7W)
sad. Believe it or not, recent layoffs at Vice have left them with no
one to cover trans issues. I plan to assuage my sadness with festive
beverages and frequent toasts.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybefdhbf
Posted by: Splunge at May 19, 2020 09:13 PM (dOV9E)
My favorite reply tweet.
She needs to Man Up !
Posted by: jsg at May 19, 2020 09:18 PM (aFWbw)
ROFL
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 19, 2020 09:21 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: ibguy at May 19, 2020 09:21 PM (EHVbt)
Posted by: PaddyBeaner at May 19, 2020 09:21 PM (jlmBM)
Watching the Clarence Thomas special from the DVR. They sure fkd up the sound. Rocky Mtn PBS can pound sand.
Posted by: Infidel at May 19, 2020 09:11 PM (sNpqr)
________
I believe you can stream it from the PBS website at your convenience (we did last night) -- it's supposed to be available for something like 20 days.
Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2020 09:21 PM (WqPYg)
Oh, nonsense.
Posted by: The Acme Anvil Company at May 19, 2020 09:22 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2020 09:22 PM (/cvFN)
They need to fcuk themselves. Oh wait, they already can and are!
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2020 09:19 PM (L2ZTs)
I am not 100% convinced that you understand how this whole tranny thing works.
Posted by: Splunge at May 19, 2020 09:22 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 19, 2020 08:51 PM (/+bwe)
Yeah, it is bad. The water has been high for a number of years, and it hasn't gone down over the winter. Downriver is going to be lucky to still be there, and the Trenton Channel and River Rouge and Monroe powerplants (let alone Fermi) are going to have some interesting times.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get the Flu Manchu Blues at the Outrage Outlet! at May 19, 2020 09:22 PM (0QYMt)
*not available in all locations
Posted by: Miklosian Popeye's Marketing at May 19, 2020 09:20 PM (QzkSJ)
I name that sandwich a Cockadoodleoink.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 19, 2020 09:22 PM (2DOZq)
Well-prepared fried chicken is as addictive as thick-cut bacon.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 19, 2020 09:18 PM (sy5kK)
I have already decided I am going to make fried chicken and mashed potatoes for Sunday dinner. I've got the cast-iron pan ready to go.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 19, 2020 09:22 PM (2JVJo)
I've been trying to think of a easy way to get rich.
An IPO that buys and sells shares of Congresscritters!
Don't have the shekels to buy influence?
Own a piece of Cocaine Mitch for only $5/share (open interest may vary).
Win!
Retire!
Posted by: MarkY at May 19, 2020 09:22 PM (KaJLN)
Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2020 09:15 PM (WqPYg)
There is almost always a faint mark around the "X" where the trapdoor exists, that's what you have to look for!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 19, 2020 09:19 PM (jnM20)
Next time, bring a shovel. And an eyepatch. And a parrot. Bonus points for peg leg, but that is kind of not a spur of the moment thing.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 19, 2020 09:23 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Splunge at May 19, 2020 09:22 PM (dOV9E)
Please, elaborate for us. I need an excuse to drink heavier so that I can forget something new.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get the Flu Manchu Blues at the Outrage Outlet! at May 19, 2020 09:24 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: MarkY at May 19, 2020 09:24 PM (KaJLN)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 19, 2020 09:24 PM (yIBke)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 19, 2020 09:19 PM (jnM20)
Or check for the anvil hanging above.
Posted by: Guy who says Shit just got real at May 19, 2020 09:25 PM (BHYVd)
Interesting that Juan Williams' name came up in the Clarence Thomas film.
Judge Thomas wasn't media savvy and gave an interview to Williams, who, of course, spun it negatively.
Juan Williams is not just stupid, but is a willing Dem plantation slave.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2020 04:23 PM (ptqGC)
___________
Agreed, I had the same reaction and had to explain it to my wife -- who doesn't know what a Juan Williams is. It's an asshoe!
Also
got a kick out of his yearbook photo where he self-identifies as "Bob
Hayes' idol. Then my poor wife had to endure a half hour of Bullet Bob
Hayes video clips on YouTube as I explained he was once the world's
fastest man.
BTW, Justice Thomas was quite muscular as a young man -- dude had some serious GAINZZZZZZZZZ!
Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2020 04:33 PM (tkmLz)
Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2020 09:25 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Mary Poppins'
Yep.
Start it now, should be just right come Sunday.
Posted by: Gramma Miklos at May 19, 2020 09:25 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Splunge at May 19, 2020 09:22 PM (dOV9E)
Please, elaborate for us. I need an excuse to drink heavier so that I can forget something new.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get the Flu Manchu Blues at the Outrage Outlet! at May 19, 2020 09:24 PM (0QYMt)
That's a big N-O.
Posted by: Splunge at May 19, 2020 09:25 PM (dOV9E)
Which is worse from an exposure standpoint.
Rented shoes or borrowed balls?
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 19, 2020 09:25 PM (9TdxA)
Posted by: Moki at May 19, 2020 09:20 PM (mFoNl)
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Sounds wonderful. He's more dog than I, personally, would take on (I'd prefer a dog I can pick up if there's an emergency [and by "pick up", I mean 35-50 pounds]), but pets add so much to our lives. He sounds like a person I'd like to meet.
And with that, I'm off. Dinner calls. Leftover Mississippi Pot Roast, yum!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 19, 2020 09:25 PM (4o2K3)
I hate Jay Inslee. Why doesnt a bird shit on him. I mean just one little bad thing. Something. Anything.
Whatever.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 19, 2020 08:37 PM (U2p+3)
Whistles up the Foo bird. "OK, Foo, here's your targeting coordinates."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2020 09:25 PM (LZcDP)
You can OWN da bitch for $5000!
Posted by: MarkY
Or buy her defaulted student loan debt for less.
Posted by: Ferengian Miklos Acquisitions, PLC at May 19, 2020 09:26 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Eromero at May 19, 2020 09:26 PM (XhWtx)
Most... $25,000 Country Club Fee;
$25,000 hookers;
$100,000 drug of choice;
etc., ad nauseum.
Word on the Int'l street is that American Politicians are the cheapest whores in the world.
Posted by: MarkY at May 19, 2020 09:26 PM (KaJLN)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 19, 2020 09:27 PM (EgshT)
Which is worse from an exposure standpoint.
Rented shoes or borrowed balls?
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 19, 2020 09:25 PM (9TdxA)
It's moot. As many Democrats and RINOs have discovered, people with balls are not willing to rent them out.
Posted by: Splunge at May 19, 2020 09:27 PM (dOV9E)
Which is worse from an exposure standpoint.
Rented shoes or borrowed balls?
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 19, 2020 09:25 PM (9TdxA)
Man, that just reminded me that right before all this sh*t started my daughter kept trying to get the whole family to go bowling together. Never got it done. Now bowling alleys will be closed until fall around here. Bummer.
Posted by: Turn Two at May 19, 2020 09:28 PM (BHYVd)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 19, 2020 09:24 PM (yIBke)
To be honest, Ben Had, this is going to be a novel experience. I've had the pan for several years, but never made bone-in fried chicken before. I have a nice buttermilk recipe I am going to try. What are the proportions of grease / oil?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 19, 2020 09:28 PM (2JVJo)
Congresscreature Duke Cunningham actually wrote up a price list. We need more of this type of transparency for the market to function.
https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File
uke_bribe_menu.jpgPosted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 19, 2020 09:29 PM (t5m5e)
Make sure to use the old "Joe Biden Grip" to maintain proper ball control.
Posted by: wooga at May 19, 2020 09:29 PM (2ctOU)
Which is worse from an exposure standpoint.
Rented shoes or borrowed balls?
Posted by: Ignoramus
Take the skinheads bowling, take them bowling.
They'll sort it out.
Posted by: Camper van Miklos at May 19, 2020 09:29 PM (QzkSJ)
Now I have an urge to go bowling.
Which is worse from an exposure standpoint.
Rented shoes or borrowed balls?
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 19, 2020 09:25 PM (9TdxA)
_________
Assless chaps?
Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2020 09:29 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 19, 2020 09:27 PM (EgshT)
You need to buy a big cast-iron pan and learn to cook, or go wife-shopping South of the Mason-Dixon line.
Posted by: Splunge at May 19, 2020 09:29 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at May 19, 2020 09:29 PM (Xt7n2)
How about a waitress sandwich in the Virgin Islands?
All young women fantasize about being squashed between, and groped by, two obese elderly drunks.
It is known.
Posted by: Chris Dodd & Ted Kennedy at May 19, 2020 09:30 PM (mNq/0)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
If you don't keep bacon grease, just use lard.
3/8" inch, or however deep half your pieces are.
Pan fried.
Deep fried is about 1 1/2".
Posted by: MarkY at May 19, 2020 09:31 PM (KaJLN)
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 19, 2020 09:31 PM (JKNZq)
It is known.
How about if you're just one obese, elderly drunk - can you still get some action?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 19, 2020 09:31 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Miklos, musically recalling at May 19, 2020 09:15 PM
Don't forget the clothes.
Posted by: ZZ Top at May 19, 2020 09:31 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: MarkY at May 19, 2020 09:32 PM (KaJLN)
Ok so, how does the unmasker know who the foreigner is talking to before the name is unmasked?
Or, does the unmasker request that all conversations involving Flynn be unmasked?
Or, is the real issue the leaking of the unmasked conversation?
In the dark days when a wiretap meant exactly that, there was never any prohibition or issue with masking or unmasking. The transcripts were closely held and only those with a need to know, well knew.
Between 1914 and 1917 Pres. Wilson had every phone in every German embassy or consulate tapped. Including, the German embassy in Mexico. Not to mention, he let the Germans use the American transatlantic cable so we could routinely read their cable traffic.
Posted by: VADM Collingwood RN - holding Nelson's rum ration at May 19, 2020 09:32 PM (9X60i)
In WA state we found out the new normal for taking pets to the vet. We stayed in the car and got in a line. Masked veterinary technicians came to the car and gave immunizations out to the 3 pets. Luckily the cat didn't escape from her crate- a real possibility.
One dog needed a checkup. She was conducted inside the building by the technician. When she returned, we paid our bill and left.
Sigh...all so idiotic but I am becoming resigned. We gotta live as best we can. At least we didn't have to wear masks. That is what I hate the most.
Posted by: Nancy B at May 19, 2020 09:32 PM (CxERZ)
3/8" inch, or however deep half your pieces are.
Pan fried.
Deep fried is about 1 1/2".
Posted by: MarkY at May 19, 2020 09:31 PM (KaJLN)
Thanks!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 19, 2020 09:32 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 19, 2020 09:24 PM (yIBke)
Ben Had, that was Grandma Hrothgar's trick except she just used pure bacon grease. After all these years I still remember her fried chicken as being fantastic!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 19, 2020 09:33 PM (jnM20)
Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2020 09:33 PM (wJMQd)
Some time later, I was going to see a show, and I thought to bowl before it, and I asked how much. It was a couple of thousand dollars for a group of 8, the smallest group they would accept.
Weird place. Great concert venue, though. Saw Steve Winwood there.
Posted by: Splunge at May 19, 2020 09:33 PM (dOV9E)
Hope you all have a lovely night.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 19, 2020 09:33 PM (2JVJo)
Oh, there's a bad thing waiting for him.
Bolgia 8, Evil Counselors.
Posted by: Dante Alighieri at May 19, 2020 09:34 PM (mNq/0)
PS. I was right about Sullivan; let's see if I'm right abut Pence. . .
Posted by: artemis at May 19, 2020 09:34 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Splunge at May 19, 2020 09:29 PM (dOV9E)
I laughed.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 19, 2020 09:34 PM (XEfKE)
I have the former and had the later, once upon a time. Guess I'll have to settle for the skillet and a good recipe now.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 19, 2020 09:34 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Splunge at May 19, 2020 09:29 PM
They.have many other fine qualities. A man's lucky to get one.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 19, 2020 09:34 PM (DMUuz)
In WA state we found out the new normal for taking pets to the vet. We stayed in the car and got in a line. Masked veterinary technicians came to the car and gave immunizations out to the 3 pets. Luckily the cat didn't escape from her crate- a real possibility.
One dog needed a checkup. She was conducted inside the building by the technician. When she returned, we paid our bill and left.
Sigh...all so idiotic but I am becoming resigned. We gotta live as best we can. At least we didn't have to wear masks. That is what I hate the most.
Posted by: Nancy B at May 19, 2020 09:32 PM (CxERZ)
Really? Our vet is operating like normal.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 19, 2020 09:34 PM (OzQGF)
Fried chicken...
Piece size is a big deal.
If they're small, Plan on turning every 4-6 minutes, with 2 turns a side.
Big, Plan on more turnings.
Do you know how to cut up a chicken?
Posted by: MarkY at May 19, 2020 09:35 PM (KaJLN)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 19, 2020 09:36 PM (yIBke)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 19, 2020 09:36 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 19, 2020 09:37 PM (XEfKE)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 19, 2020 09:37 PM (XEfKE)
Posted by: MarkY at May 19, 2020 09:37 PM (KaJLN)
Ok so, how does the unmasker know who the foreigner is talking to before the name is unmasked?
Or, does the unmasker request that all conversations involving Flynn be unmasked?
Or, is the real issue the leaking of the unmasked conversation?
In the dark days when a wiretap meant exactly that, there was never any prohibition or issue with masking or unmasking. The transcripts were closely held and only those with a need to know, well knew.
Between 1914 and 1917 Pres. Wilson had every phone in every German embassy or consulate tapped. Including, the German embassy in Mexico. Not to mention, he let the Germans use the American transatlantic cable so we could routinely read their cable traffic.
Posted by: VADM Collingwood RN - holding Nelson's rum ration at May 19, 2020 09:32 PM (9X60i)
So I am by no means knowledgeable on this, but I'm going to guess its they request everything involving Flynn be unmasked. I imagine they use some anonymous identifier like "US Citizen #2" to indicate all the times the foreign "target" spoke with the US citizen they're not supposed to spy on.
Posted by: buzzion at May 19, 2020 09:38 PM (Z7lwY)
Pixy isn't helping can you add a space so the emoji after "https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File" doesn't occur?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 19, 2020 09:38 PM (jnM20)
Posted by: Splunge
Unless Truly Blessed, do not marry a Southern Girl unless you are also from the South.
Otherwise you won't have a Southern Mama to give that girl a Talking To, as needed (usually just once or twice, 'cause all the land and money is Mama's name).
Posted by: Miklosius Caroliniensis at May 19, 2020 09:39 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Eromero at May 19, 2020 09:26 PM (XhWtx)
We had a bamboo fishing pole. It had dark thread fishing line, some split-shot sinkers and a hook tied at the end. To reel it in you spun it in your hand, wrapping the line around the pole. We had it for when we were little because, as dad said "It floats."
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get the Flu Manchu Blues at the Outrage Outlet! at May 19, 2020 09:39 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: IrishEi at May 19, 2020 09:40 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 19, 2020 09:40 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 19, 2020 09:40 PM (yIBke)
Posted by: Splunge at May 19, 2020 09:40 PM (dOV9E)
Is this the cooking thread?
Yeah, Bob.
Squirrels come in younguns, and olduns. Olduns are sows and boars.
It makes a difference in how you cook them...
but in a mixed pot sitcheeashun...
Fry crispy (with chicken batter) , throw in Dutch oven and cook slow, with onions, grease and a bit of water for 2-3 hours, slow.
Posted by: MarkY at May 19, 2020 09:41 PM (KaJLN)
Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2020 09:41 PM (AhIPy)
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2020 09:41 PM (li+1I)
Posted by: buzzion at May 19, 2020 09:38 PM (Z7lwY)
Systems designed to be used by honest people with integrity and that have signed oaths to the Constitution, can be easily subverted by corrupt amoral political scum!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 19, 2020 09:41 PM (jnM20)
Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2020 09:42 PM (AhIPy)
So, one hundred years later, we've got 3 star generals talking to foreign poo-bahs over the phone without knowing the line is tapped? I don't believe it.
Flynn had to know the conversation was intercepted. Maybe, he was trying to set up a leak trap? Maybe he thought the plan was working when the cheap suits and bad aftershave showed up to ask him about it?
Why plead guilty in the first place? Does he really believe the suits are going to honor a secret agreement to leave his son alone? Does that really make sense? Who threatened him? If he was threatened, why hasn't Sidney Powell put that in her Circuit Court brief?
If he was coerced into pleading, then that is it. Game over. Nothing else matters.
Whole thing does not make sense.
Posted by: VADM Collingwood RN - holding Nelson's rum ration at May 19, 2020 09:42 PM (9X60i)
Posted by: IrishEi at May 19, 2020 09:40 PM (sGotD)
I should check it out. I loved their particle physics course. But I never got past the first lecture of a philosophy course, because the a-hole professor spent most of the time railing about Ed Meese and other Reagan admin officials.
Posted by: Splunge at May 19, 2020 09:42 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 19, 2020 09:40 PM (yIBke)
I figured Ben. She could cook up a storm but Italian. i would eat your description in a heartbeat. Yum babe.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 19, 2020 09:42 PM (XEfKE)
Posted by: VADM Collingwood RN
No.
Being an idiot, Wilson did not tap the German telephone (actually telegraph) communications.
When the Brits got the Zimmerman Telegram, they had to make up stories about how they got it, for fear of pissing off prissy Wilson.
Posted by: Miklos, Historian of Stuff at May 19, 2020 09:42 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Eromero at May 19, 2020 09:42 PM (XhWtx)
This current assignment should be all you need to know about that.
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2020 09:41 PM (li+1I)
The Establishment NEVER stops working!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 19, 2020 09:42 PM (jnM20)
Pixy isn't helping can you add a space so the emoji after "https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File" doesn't occur?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 19, 2020 09:38 PM (jnM20)
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a. Pixie helps no-one.
b. You can't see the replaced text until it's posted.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 19, 2020 09:43 PM (t5m5e)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 19, 2020 09:43 PM (dUJdY)
going to guess its they request everything involving Flynn be unmasked.
I imagine they use some anonymous identifier like "US Citizen #2" to
indicate all the times the foreign "target" spoke with the US citizen
they're not supposed to spy on.
Posted by: buzzion at May 19, 2020 09:38 PM (Z7lwY)
I am under that assumption that working as intended, the communication is available more broadly, with AMERICAN CITIZEN 1, in place of identifiers. Then, based on the content generating sufficient cause to justify the unmasking, because of 4th Amendment protections against spying on Americans, only then, an unmasking request is made, presumably without foreknowledge of who AMERICAN CITIZEN 1 is.
As applied, I am under no illusions that Flynn was ever properly masked, that there was sufficient cause to make an unmasking request, or that it was done for any other purpose that to cross the i's and dot the t's.
No expert disclaimer.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 19, 2020 09:44 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2020 09:45 PM (L2ZTs)
It shouldn't be any kind of surprise but somehow it gets me every time. Like when I watch them put down Old Yeller.
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2020 09:45 PM (li+1I)
Yeah, Bob.
Squirrels come in younguns, and olduns. Olduns are sows and boars.
It makes a difference in how you cook them...
but in a mixed pot sitcheeashun...
Fry crispy (with chicken batter) , throw in Dutch oven and cook slow, with onions, grease and a bit of water for 2-3 hours, slow.
Posted by: MarkY at May 19, 2020 09:41 PM
(KaJLN)
I missed a lot growing up. But Ive eaten scrapple and tripe both fantastic. i still have time.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 19, 2020 09:45 PM (XEfKE)
Posted by: garrett
Thighs slathered with butter.
Pretty sure I remember that one, but liked Giana's version better.
Posted by: Miklos, bon appetite messieurs at May 19, 2020 09:45 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 19, 2020 09:45 PM (yIBke)
Not that we ever locked down as hard as some of the communist states did.
I'm sure I'll be dead on Saturday, so it's been nice knowing you all.
Posted by: Dante Alighieri at May 19, 2020 09:46 PM (mNq/0)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 19, 2020 09:46 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 19, 2020 09:43 PM (t5m5e)
True dat, but I told you exactly where the pixy glitch occurred, so you could enter the true characters (with spaces between each one) at that point in the URL.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 19, 2020 09:46 PM (jnM20)
Being an idiot, Wilson did not tap the German telephone (actually telegraph) communications.
When the Brits got the Zimmerman Telegram, they had to make up stories about how they got it, for fear of pissing off prissy Wilson.
Posted by: Miklos, Historian of Stuff at May 19, 2020 09:42 PM (QzkSJ)
Well actually Wilson didn't need to tap their communication to Mexico. They were using our line to do it. He was an idiot for not listening in to begin with. Bet the English thought he was an idiot on that and were probably relieved when Germany admitted that the telegraph was actually true and they would support Mexico reconquering US land.
Posted by: buzzion at May 19, 2020 09:47 PM (Z7lwY)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 19, 2020 09:45 PM (yIBke)
OMG Ben, that sounds amazing!!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 19, 2020 09:47 PM (XEfKE)
Then there's Nipsey Cuomo's former squeezes "semi-homemade" recipe:
1) Order KFC
2) Open a handle of cheap vodka.
Posted by: Dante Alighieri at May 19, 2020 09:47 PM (mNq/0)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 19, 2020 09:42 PM (jnM20)
Clown car politics. You've just seen a hundred get out - part of you tells yourself there can't possibly be another one.
Wrong!
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2020 09:47 PM (li+1I)
Posted by: An Observation at May 19, 2020 09:47 PM (FCsYG)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 19, 2020 09:48 PM (mNq/0)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 19, 2020 09:49 PM (jnM20)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 19, 2020 09:49 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 19, 2020 08:26 PM (sy5kK)
The word you are looking for here is 'sentient'.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 19, 2020 09:49 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: VADM Collingwood RN - holding Nelson's rum ration at May 19, 2020 09:32 PM (9X60i)
German telegraph message traffic had to be routed through a booster station in Cornwall. Of course the British were reading everything that went through there! This whole "We're adults - let's play fair." nonsense started after the Great War.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get the Flu Manchu Blues at the Outrage Outlet! at May 19, 2020 09:49 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 19, 2020 09:50 PM (yIBke)
to cover trans issues. I plan to assuage my sadness with festive
beverages and frequent toasts.
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Sounds like it was reported in the passive voice.
The story appears to be that the homophobes at Vice FIRED their trans issue person or team.
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2020 09:50 PM (li+1I)
Wilson never questioned the Z telegram because his people had seen it before. They couldn't decode it; but they had seen it before because it was transmitted from Berlin to Washington, then to Mexico City.
Also a lot of German interests in the US used the American cable for a host of reasons. Much of it sent in the clear. All the traffic went through Western Union (including the Z telegram) who passed it to the White House.
Wilson also had spies at various New York hotels frequently used by Germain agents in the US.
Posted by: VADM Collingwood RN - holding Nelson's rum ration at May 19, 2020 09:51 PM (9X60i)
And then he announced today that those rules are only going to be in effect until the end of this month, when they will be replaced by a new set of rules reflecting Phase 3 of the reopening. Really? Then why didn't he say that three days ago?!
Posted by: Secret Square at May 19, 2020 09:51 PM (9WuX0)
Posted by: ...
Not fired, transitioned.
Posted by: Miklos, and the military "Separates" at May 19, 2020 09:51 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 19, 2020 09:52 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 19, 2020 09:50 PM (yIBke).
OMG. Stop teasing me. Heidi makes killer biscuits btw. What a day that would be. Hey, my meatballs aren't nuthin.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 19, 2020 09:52 PM (XEfKE)
The story appears to be that the homophobes at Vice FIRED their trans issue person or team.
Posted by: ...
Not fired, transitioned.
Posted by: Miklos, and the military "Separates" at May 19, 2020 09:51 PM (QzkSJ)
Genetically unemployable.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 19, 2020 09:52 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Boots at May 19, 2020 09:52 PM (oGBso)
Posted by: Miklos, and the military "Separates" at May 19, 2020 09:51 PM (QzkSJ)
Well at least xey can identify as being gainfully employed.
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2020 09:53 PM (li+1I)
Posted by: VADM Collingwood
In violation of the US Constitution? Not Woodrow Wilson!
Posted by: the American Protective League at May 19, 2020 09:53 PM (QzkSJ)
However, the British could decode it, and they provided the decoded version (and I would suppose enough support to prove they weren't making it up) to the American government. Because why would you not help the Germans make that own goal?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get the Flu Manchu Blues at the Outrage Outlet! at May 19, 2020 09:56 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Adriane the Earl of Hamburger Critic ...
Golf clap.
[whispers: "well done"]
Posted by: Flyover, tired of covid theatre at May 19, 2020 09:56 PM (Rbu5d)
The Germans knew, assumed, took for granted, we were copying their cable traffic. What they didn't know was that Blinker Hall's team had broken the code.
My point is in the first half of the 20th century, nobody trusted telephones, radios, or cables. It was the codes they trusted.
Posted by: VADM Collingwood RN - holding Nelson's rum ration at May 19, 2020 09:57 PM (9X60i)
Pretty sure Ina Garten has a very good Fried Chicken Recipe.
Posted by: garrett
Ina Garten of Eden?
Posted by: Space Hippie at May 19, 2020 09:57 PM (aKsyK)
And I think we will remain in violent agreement.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get the Flu Manchu Blues at the Outrage Outlet! at May 19, 2020 09:58 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 19, 2020 09:46 PM (jnM20)
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OK Doc. All I saw was a comment on the fault, not a request for a corrected link.
If this has some problem, I'm done.
https://politicalcalculations.blogspot.com/2006/05/price-sheet-of-congressional.html?m=1
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 19, 2020 10:02 PM (t5m5e)
Posted by: VADM Collingwood RN - holding Nelson's rum ration at May 19, 2020 10:04 PM (9X60i)
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