Free Beacon Unveils Jennifer Rubinbot 3000

Supposably, the Free Beacon took some kind of AI bot software and fed 1000 "articles" written by the sourc*nt frump Jen Rubin into it, and then had the software spit out a simulated Jen Rubin column.

I think this is a Zionist Lie. The below column is too original and too well-written to be a machine simulation of Jen Rubin.

Biden is right. Trump's disaster gambit lacks competence.

By Jennifer Rubin

President Trump tweeted rage on Wednesday, the worst in history. To compare with decent man Joe Biden, the difference is leadership courage. Trump possesses the bad qualities without precedent, said the expert. The expert is also a victim of Trump because he is an elite nonwhite immigrant.

That's why Trump invented birtherism, a sin of racism against Barack Obama. The respected African American was our most popular president who deserved to lose to Mitt Romney. The extreme right wants to deport him, according to the recent poll. Sadly, I regret the GOP emoluments culture that experienced a 90 percent increase in spineless anxiety, feverish to enable him. Congratulations, Mitch McConnell.

As we know, Trump helps Congress threaten a dangerous inaction. Never mind abandoned ethics, because the White House doesn't fit this falsehood-in-chief. The president ignored coronavirus, which made evidence of Democratic Party to confirm a large government of inclusive science. It is hardly surprising that Trump would favor death, literally.

Emphasize these points: First, egregious Trump lies destroy facts. Second, we know Biden is the right president who made the decision perfectly. The Post reported it as antidote to Trump pandemic. Quote, said the Democrat. Third, ethics are compromised by downward economics. Trump dismantled justice for the first time in history without American support. Fourth, white grievance.

There's more at the link.

Meanwhile, America's Greatest Living Conservative Thinker contributed this:

Posted by: Ace at 12:22 PM




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1 Morning, Ace.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at May 20, 2020 12:22 PM (nBhUy)

2 Mornin' Ace!

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at May 20, 2020 12:22 PM (Ylvpt)

3 Corgis called.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at May 20, 2020 12:22 PM (nBhUy)

4 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 12:22 PM (LvTSG)

5 Good Morning!

Posted by: Boots at May 20, 2020 12:23 PM (oGBso)

6 Mornin'! I wouldn't notice a difference.

Posted by: Catherine at May 20, 2020 12:23 PM (+MFxJ)

7 Nancy Pelosi is a national treasure

Guess that nation!

Posted by: China at May 20, 2020 12:23 PM (u/mHG)

8 LOL... I read that fast and instead of reading "Nancy pelosi is a National treasure" I read Nancy Pelosi is a National terror

Posted by: It's me donna at May 20, 2020 12:24 PM (Zmnko)

9 That reads like a piece of word salad put together by an AI running a random adjective program.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2020 12:24 PM (Kpl3J)

10 The computers have learned to write like Jennifer Rubin. Next thing you know they'll be able to write articles like intelligent life, like a dog, or some type of lizard.

Posted by: Flyguy at May 20, 2020 12:24 PM (3sOO0)

11 The old-school squishy liberal Dave Rubin is infinitely more conservative than Jen Rubin. As an additional benefit. Dave Rubin holds positions and defends them or changes them based on the argument, whereas I am convinced the only position Jennifer Rubin holds is grabbing her ankles for a paycheck.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 12:24 PM (hYcqw)

12 Dave Rubin was on Levin. Sounds like he was red-pilled.

Posted by: kallisto at May 20, 2020 12:24 PM (/3eER)

13 C'mon Ace.. we all know you've had the hots for Jennifer Rubin for years..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 20, 2020 12:24 PM (CjFDo)

14
Russian nurse gets "too hot" under her PPE, so she strips down to her underwear. The PPE is transparent.

Inexplicably, she was reprimanded. The male patients in her ward said it gave them a renewed will to live:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/
article-8339101/

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 20, 2020 12:24 PM (f1Vqw)

15 oh wait it WAS an AI! but you're right I thought it was Rubin.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2020 12:25 PM (Kpl3J)

16 Worst. Sexbot. Ever.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2020 12:25 PM (KnJdm)

17 Heh, Dave Rubin.


Former leftist who woke up.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 20, 2020 12:25 PM (Hcsoi)

18 Nancy Pelosi is a national treasure

Well that was a waste of time.

Posted by: Nic Cage opens the vault at May 20, 2020 12:25 PM (fYH8e)

19 JenRubinBot =/= SexBot

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2020 12:25 PM (oVJmc)

20 Jennifer Rubin writes the same column every week. I don't understand how on earth she has a job.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 12:25 PM (KZzsI)

21 Jen Rubin is a hack and a fraud and she should be ignored in public and private.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at May 20, 2020 12:25 PM (l4C/z)

22 whereas I am convinced the only position Jennifer Rubin holds is grabbing her ankles for a paycheck.

Ew! terrible visual

Posted by: kallisto at May 20, 2020 12:25 PM (/3eER)

23 Nancy Pelosi is a national treasure

--

Some treasures are best left buried.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 20, 2020 12:25 PM (Hcsoi)

24 Trump should just finger-bang Jennifer Rubin and get it over with.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 20, 2020 12:26 PM (qjogl)

25 Yeah, this is all fun and games until the David French bot becomes self-aware and starts feeding Christians to lions.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2020 12:26 PM (Boy/L)

26 Heh, Dave Rubin.

Former leftist who woke up.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 20, 2020 12:25 PM (Hcsoi)
++++++++++
I am not so sure. I don't think he is a leftist. Maybe was, but maybe not. Certainly not anymore.

He's the last of a dying breed: a liberal. Liberals almost don't exist anymore. The left ate them.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 12:26 PM (hYcqw)

27 So this is a Jennifer Rubin Mad Libs then.

Posted by: Boots at May 20, 2020 12:26 PM (oGBso)

28 Just remember, Biden is the candidate that the NTers deserve.

Good and hard.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 20, 2020 12:26 PM (UdCe2)

29 Joe Biden's interviews, speeches, and responses are easy to do fwiw.

Start with the topic for the first few words, then just let your phone or tablet's auto fill finish the rest.

"look here, fat. This virus is killing you and he's not even sure if you are going to be able to find the next step towards his goals for the future"

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Fewer than 1,000 healthcare workers WORLDWIDE have died from COVID-19 at May 20, 2020 12:26 PM (ciQkQ)

30 How.Am.I.Supposed.To.Orgasm.When.OrangeManBad.?.

Posted by: JenRubinSexBot5000 at May 20, 2020 12:26 PM (oVJmc)

31 If China made a Jennifer Rubin sexbot, you just know some skeevy Dem would buy one because the RBG model was back ordered for 6 months.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 20, 2020 12:27 PM (NI4rU)

32 Nancy Pelosi is a national treasure

--

Some treasures are best left buried.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 20, 2020 12:25 PM (Hcsoi)


Locked in a warehouse being look at by top men. Top. Men.

Posted by: Flyguy at May 20, 2020 12:27 PM (3sOO0)

33 Jen Rubin loves Romney.


I think that says everything you need to know about both of them.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 20, 2020 12:27 PM (uLsaz)

34 RUBINATE!!! RUBINATE!! RUBINATE!!!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 20, 2020 12:27 PM (dfRN6)

35 The respected African American was our most popular president who deserved to lose to Mitt Romney.

I don't have a problem with this.

Posted by: kallisto at May 20, 2020 12:27 PM (/3eER)

36 Isn't Joe supposed to give a Commencement speech today.. On tape of course...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 20, 2020 12:27 PM (Zmnko)

37
Jen Rubin wrote some column about a court case involving "emoluments". She got everything wrong, saying the court ruled something it explicitly said it was not saying. Turley wrote a column on it, if you're interested.

Rubin has been attacking him since his anti-impeachment testimony, so he's been delighting in ripping her stupidity.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 20, 2020 12:27 PM (f1Vqw)

38 Well, it does say that Obama deserved to lose to Mitt Romney. How did that get in there?

Posted by: shibumi, a Useless Eater living in CV1984 at May 20, 2020 12:27 PM (ZCiJZ)

39 Dave Rubin was part of the Young Turks, until one day he woke up.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 20, 2020 12:27 PM (Hcsoi)

40 I want to see the interactive version of the Rubinbot 3000.

Although, it probably won't be as stimulating as that Dr. Eliza program I remember playing on an Apple II computer as a kid.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 20, 2020 12:27 PM (ch6++)

41 So, she no longer is tart, but rather all the way to sour?

This past two months has not been that bad. I am sure there are some mountain caves where I can set up a hermitage.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2020 12:27 PM (YaiCw)

42 Decent man Joe Biden? Ask his Secret Service agents about that.

Posted by: freaked at May 20, 2020 12:27 PM (Tnijr)

43 Stupid AND ugly.

Posted by: BignJames at May 20, 2020 12:28 PM (X/Pw5)

44 That there is some funny shit. Expect the left to be OUTRAGED!!!!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 20, 2020 12:28 PM (pw+jk)

45 didn't the Party have novel-writing machines in '1984' ?

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 20, 2020 12:28 PM (iTXRQ)

46 If you open up that "treasure chest" you'll find a lot of dust and cobwebs.

Exit question. Do you have to speak in incoherent, incomplete, stream of consciousness sentences to be a Democrat "leader"?

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at May 20, 2020 12:28 PM (3P+Du)

47 I like anal, but that doesn't mean I love it.

Posted by: Jen Rubin at May 20, 2020 12:28 PM (QE8X6)

48 There's more at the link.

That's not bad. It's like a Google Translate or Mary Cloggenstein article. Scraps of English which almost fit together nicely.

Posted by: t-bird at May 20, 2020 12:29 PM (9Fwwf)

49 That reads like a piece of word salad put together by an AI running a random adjective program.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2020 12:24 PM (Kpl3J)

IMO it sounds like a Google Translate result of a communique from a Communist Ministry of Lies About Grain Production or something similar.

Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2020 12:29 PM (BAsqb)

50 39 Dave Rubin was part of the Young Turks, until one day he woke up.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 20, 2020 12:27 PM (Hcsoi)


He was part of a liberal Free Speech group that included Jordan Peterson, can't recall the name.

Posted by: kallisto at May 20, 2020 12:29 PM (/3eER)

51 A room full of monkeys with typewriters could write better columns than Jennifer Rubin.

Posted by: Boots at May 20, 2020 12:29 PM (oGBso)

52 I'm getting the corgi. She does a couple pees and a poop every three hours during the day. Five-month-old thirteen-pound dog food converter.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 20, 2020 12:29 PM (+fPHo)

53 Godzilla Facepalm coming up ...

Posted by: Adriane the SciFi Critic ... at May 20, 2020 12:29 PM (LPnfS)

54 20 Jennifer Rubin writes the same column every week. I don't understand how on earth she has a job.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 12:25 PM (KZzsI)


Is that true, her production quota is one a week? If so I'm in the wrong business.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 20, 2020 12:29 PM (fuFqD)

55 Decent man Joe Biden?

-

Autocorrect mix up. Deviant was misspelled.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Fewer than 1,000 healthcare workers WORLDWIDE have died from COVID-19 at May 20, 2020 12:29 PM (ciQkQ)

56 Nancy Pelosi is a national treasure

You notice she didn't say for what nation.

Also remember, Jimmy Saville was considered a national treasure as well.


My favorite AI story is the bots they put on social media that after a day became Nazi porn addicts

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 12:30 PM (KZzsI)

57 The mash-up is hilarious. Jen at her most thoughtful.

Posted by: Caliban at May 20, 2020 12:30 PM (QE8X6)

58 Apparently, Zimbabwe is missing a national treasure.

Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2020 12:30 PM (q4ZCT)

59 If Israel has automated the Jen Rubin process, either the sexbot future will be grimmer than I ever imagined, or America's journalist corps will call for nuking Israel before lunch is over.

Posted by: trev006 at May 20, 2020 12:30 PM (49Hsx)

60 That new Jennifer Rubin article really makes snse.

MMMMMMH rubin samwiches with a nice frosty paste shake.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 20, 2020 12:30 PM (pw+jk)

61 Is that true, her production quota is one a week? If so I'm in the wrong business.

"Its a living"
--Paul Krugman

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 12:31 PM (KZzsI)

62 That's not bad. It's like a Google Translate or Mary Cloggenstein article. Scraps of English which almost fit together nicely.

-

I'm not joking when I say

It's better than raimando

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Fewer than 1,000 healthcare workers WORLDWIDE have died from COVID-19 at May 20, 2020 12:31 PM (ciQkQ)

63 Anyone want to make a Rubin sandwich?

Posted by: Ted Kennedy at May 20, 2020 12:31 PM (3P+Du)

64 Jen Rubin might be the most pathetic of the neverTrumpers.
Well, no, that's probably Super Christian David French.
No, actually I think it might be the expert guy.
Oops, sorry, I've concluded it's Cap'n Bill.
I give up.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 20, 2020 12:31 PM (Uu+Jp)

65 get that bot a pulitzer

Posted by: brak at May 20, 2020 12:31 PM (cG+eD)

66 I'm schmaaaat.

Posted by: Jen Gluebin at May 20, 2020 12:31 PM (EgshT)

67

Although, it probably won't be as stimulating as that Dr. Eliza program I remember playing on an Apple II computer as a kid.



I think I have that for Atari...

Posted by: JenRubinSexBot5000 at May 20, 2020 12:31 PM (oVJmc)

68 That AI bot makes more sense than Joe Biden, so it's got that going for it ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2020 12:31 PM (q4ZCT)

69 The Barack Obama 3000 bot is easy: "I ... I ... I ... hold on, hold on ... I ... I ... I ... let me be clear ... me ... me ... me ... folks ... my ... my ... my ... how the hell do I get through the gate with this umbrella? ... I ... I ... I"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2020 12:31 PM (RFAn/)

70 good lord, that reads like Mary Cloggenstein with less spelling mistakes...

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 20, 2020 12:32 PM (8D42x)

71 inclusive science

That pretty much sums it up.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2020 12:32 PM (Boy/L)

72 Willowed:
Ms Jolie-Pitt has Billy Bob Thornton stench about her. Like second hand Billy Jeff Clinton cooties.

Posted by: Downcast at May 20, 2020 12:32 PM (rNgCY)

73 Meet me on the poop deck, Jen!

Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at May 20, 2020 12:32 PM (EgshT)

74 Treasures should be buried.

Posted by: Bosk at May 20, 2020 12:32 PM (gQzBS)

75 Of course NT fembot Tim Miller has an article defending Susan Rice at The Bullshit. So predictable. He also has an Ace quite in his Twitter profile.

Posted by: Benji Carver at May 20, 2020 12:32 PM (OD2ni)

76 I put Jen Rubin in the same category of useless originators as Rob Riener, Cher, Bette Middler and all the other rubes Brietbart mentions every day

Posted by: DanMan at May 20, 2020 12:32 PM (XTiHL)

77 63 Anyone want to make a Rubin sandwich?
Posted by: Ted Kennedy at May 20, 2020 12:31 PM (3P+Du)

Does that involve French toast?

Posted by: Chris Dodd at May 20, 2020 12:32 PM (QE8X6)

78
Shorter Jen Rubin: "Listen to meeeeeee!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2020 12:33 PM (pNxlR)

79 If.man
orange=true
then
man=bad
go reeeeeeeee.snd

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2020 12:33 PM (oVJmc)

80 If you encounter someone who demands that other people wearing masks "for public health," but who does not wear a mask year-round for

(a) flu (50k dead annually)

(b) common colds (can kill immunocompromised people)

(c) undiagnosed TB

(d) any asymptomatic respiratory illness,

feel free to tell them they're a selective, hypocritical virtue-bot whose only concern is with being *perceived* as caring when it's crisis-fashionable to do so.

The looks you'll get will be priceless and will take a place among your most cherished memories.

Posted by: Citizen at May 20, 2020 12:33 PM (ldmQR)

81 >>Emphasize these points: First, egregious Trump lies destroy facts. Second, we know Biden is the right president who made the decision perfectly. The Post reported it as antidote to Trump pandemic. Quote, said the Democrat. Third, ethics are compromised by downward economics. Trump dismantled justice for the first time in history without American support. Fourth, white grievance.


Heh.

It's painful just reading the parody, let alone the real thing.

Damn you, Bezos and the editors of the WashPost for inflicting this bananas harpy on us.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2020 12:33 PM (bDqIh)

82 Barack Obama 3000 bot is easy:

-

Early stages of AI = smartest black man in the United States

Is definitely racist

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Fewer than 1,000 healthcare workers WORLDWIDE have died from COVID-19 at May 20, 2020 12:33 PM (ciQkQ)

83 this is a joke, right?

please tell me this is a joke

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 20, 2020 12:33 PM (d7Ww2)

84 Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 20, 2020 12:24 PM (f1Vqw)


Demi Rose pickmeup in the DM sidebar.

https://tinyurl.com/ybcy6bf8

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2020 12:33 PM (KnJdm)

85
I read it. You know what it reads like? A Chinese Instruction Manual.

That piece looks like something a Chinese propagandist wrote.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 20, 2020 12:33 PM (g3nH+)

86 This reminds me of the Marx Brother story. When they were making "A Night In Casablanca," Warner Brothers threatened to sue them over the title. The Marxes threatened to countersue over the use of the word "Brothers," noting that they had been "Brothers" (both personally and professionally) than the Warners. The "Casablanca" suit was dropped.

Posted by: Jenos Idanian at May 20, 2020 12:33 PM (Qf0BO)

87 JenRubinSexBot5000

__________



*snort*


Now we see the Lefty plan to try and turn all males gay.

Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2020 12:33 PM (q4ZCT)

88 There ain't no such thing as a free Rubin.

TANSTAFR

Posted by: Robert Heinlein at May 20, 2020 12:33 PM (Z4rgH)

89 That reads like a piece of word salad put together by an AI running a random adjective program.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2020 12:24 PM (Kpl3J)

===
It does rival the writings of Joe Biden socks.. hell even rivals the real Joey the Paste.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 20, 2020 12:33 PM (pw+jk)

90 If I never heard that scrunts name again, it would be to soon

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2020 12:34 PM (85Gof)

91 Isn't Joe supposed to give a Commencement speech today.. On tape of course...
Posted by: It's me donna


That might actually be pretty funny.

Or...

The graduates actually believe he was insightful and smart.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2020 12:34 PM (axyOa)

92 Ok, this post is making me think of a movie that I cannot recall the name of. It was a mainstream movie (sort of, it flopped hard.) Had Melanie Griffith in it? Sexbots? Cherry something? (sorry, these are just the random thoughts going through my head as I try to recall the movie title.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2020 12:34 PM (YaiCw)

93 Nevertrump or not, you can not call Nancy Pelosi a National treasure and continue to bill yourself as a conservative.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 20, 2020 12:34 PM (dNzKv)

94 Am I seeing this correctly?

The presumed Dem nominee only got 70% in yesterday's Oregon primary?

And *pauses* 34% in Massachusetts?

Do we, ahem, do they have a problem?

Posted by: Houston? at May 20, 2020 12:34 PM (SJDa9)

95 I can't do that Jen.

Posted by: Hal at May 20, 2020 12:34 PM (gQzBS)

96 They obviously stole the idea from hogmartin. His raimondo bot is the prototype.

Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2020 12:34 PM (/669Q)

97 Jennifer Rubin writes the same column every week. I don't understand how on earth she has a job.

Same goes for Leonard Pitts. Same column year in and year out.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at May 20, 2020 12:35 PM (JY8Ei)

98 Old and busted: They Saved Hitler's Brain

New and shiny: They Saved Jen Rubin's Brain

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2020 12:35 PM (+y/Ru)

99
70 good lord, that reads like Mary Cloggenstein with fewer spelling mistakes...
Posted by: SturmToddler


Jen Rubin is Mary Cloggenstein?

Does this qualify as an unmasking?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2020 12:35 PM (pNxlR)

100 I put Jen Rubin in the same category of useless originators as Rob Riener, Cher, Bette Middler and all the other rubes Brietbart mentions every day
Posted by: DanMan

--

The difference being that the others in the list have marketable skills.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 20, 2020 12:35 PM (Hcsoi)

101 20 Jennifer Rubin writes the same column every week. I don't understand how on earth she has a job.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 12:25 PM (KZzsI)


Same with every one of the columnists at the New York Times.

(What about Maureen Dowd, you ask? You say she has a different topic each week, and sometimes she rips a Democrat! Yes, but her message is always the same: I'm vastly more clever and witty and privileged than you are!)

Posted by: Gref at May 20, 2020 12:35 PM (AMIL/)

102 >>Dave Rubin was part of the Young Turks, until one day he woke up.



Wow. Did not know that.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2020 12:35 PM (bDqIh)

103 . The Marxes threatened to countersue over the use of the word "Brothers," noting that they had been "Brothers" (both personally and professionally) than the Warners.

That strikes me as peak Marx Brothers

Sadly, Night in Casablanca was not their best work.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 12:35 PM (KZzsI)

104 Is Demi Rose famous for being famous? Or is it exclusively for having big cans and a big rump?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 12:35 PM (hYcqw)

105 How is Bezos going to know where to send her check?

Posted by: Clay ** Have you told a commie to fcuk off today? at May 20, 2020 12:36 PM (Gzt/W)

106 That piece looks like something a Chinese propagandist wrote.

It's Jimmy James' "Macho Business Donkey Wrestler" from Newsradio.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2020 12:36 PM (Boy/L)

107
Ok, this post is making me think of a movie that I cannot recall the name of. It was a mainstream movie (sort of, it flopped hard.) Had Melanie Griffith in it? Sexbots? Cherry something? (sorry, these are just the random thoughts going through my head as I try to recall the movie title.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2020 12:34 PM


Cherry 2000?

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 20, 2020 12:36 PM (Ots//)

108
Cherry 2000

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2020 12:36 PM (pNxlR)

109 Nancy Pelosi is a National Science Experiment to see how much Botox, plastic surgery, adrenochrome and face lifting one 80 year-old can take.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 20, 2020 12:36 PM (Ndje9)

110 Ok, this post is making me think of a movie that I cannot recall the name of. It was a mainstream movie (sort of, it flopped hard.) Had Melanie Griffith in it? Sexbots? Cherry something? (sorry, these are just the random thoughts going through my head as I try to recall the movie title.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop


Take out the question marks and parentheses and you've got your own RubinBot.

Posted by: t-bird at May 20, 2020 12:36 PM (1vynn)

111 First!

Heh. I was too busy with whiskey masturbating to read the content, but I completely agree, because I am soaked in bacon and guns.

Posted by: Moron Bot (Mobro) 4000 at May 20, 2020 12:36 PM (LWu6U)

112 Cherry 2000
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2020 12:36 PM (pNxlR)
++++++++++
Wildly superior than Rubin or Rubin-bot.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 12:36 PM (hYcqw)

113 >>Dave Rubin was part of the Young Turks, until one day he woke up.


It's like leaving a cult, I would imagine. Cast out as heretic. The hive mind must destroy the badthinker.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2020 12:37 PM (KnJdm)

114 same category of useless originators as Rob Riener, Cher, Bette Middler and all the other rubes Brietbart mentions every day
Posted by: DanMan


The difference being that the others in the list have marketable skills.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 20, 2020 12:35 PM (Hcsoi)

Too bad it is all the same skill now. *shudder*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2020 12:37 PM (YaiCw)

115 Yeah Cherry 2000, which is a better movie than it sounds like based on the title and synopsis

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 12:37 PM (KZzsI)

116
Chinese light bulbs will tout how bright there bulbs are, not "heavy" like other brands. They use the word "heavy" because their little chinese mimic-brain sees that "light" and "heavy" are antonyms.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 20, 2020 12:37 PM (AaHH1)

117 Rubin is the one who was pushing Romney as the 'only real conservative' during the primaries and then savaged him once he had the nomination. She's been dead to me since then (not that I cared about her particularly to begin with).

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 20, 2020 12:37 PM (uquGJ)

118 I wonder if Jen Rubin ever looks at what she just tweeted and says "I have to stop drinking absinthe"?

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 20, 2020 12:37 PM (Uu+Jp)

119 Is Demi Rose famous for being famous? Or is it exclusively for having big cans and a big rump?

Yes

Posted by: Bosk at May 20, 2020 12:37 PM (gQzBS)

120 I don't know if you recall but the Conservative women's group with Clarence Thomas's as one of the founders sent a letter to the Washington Post a couple of years ago demanding they quit referring to Rubin as a conservative.

Obviously nothing became of it.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 20, 2020 12:37 PM (2DOZq)

121 And to all you kids here going forth into an uncertain, racist and homophobic world, I say to you: sleep tite and don't let the bedbugs bite! Dismissed!

Posted by: Gropin' Uncle Joe Biden at May 20, 2020 12:38 PM (EgshT)

122 Willowed:
My new go to when a Kare scolds me on not having a mask on, "MY BODY. MY CHOICE."
Heading out to the auto parts store, the ACE, and grocery shopping. I sure hope I get to use it.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 20, 2020 12:38 PM (pw+jk)

123
104 Is Demi Rose famous for being famous? Or is it exclusively for having big cans and a big rump?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 12:35 PM (hYcqw)


Boy, that's a real poser!

* scratches head ... brightens *

How about both!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2020 12:38 PM (pNxlR)

124 Isn't Joe supposed to give a Commencement speech today.. On tape of course...
Posted by: It's me donna ,

I thought paste was more his style.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2020 12:38 PM (+y/Ru)

125
Dave Rubin is also into dudes.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 20, 2020 12:38 PM (AaHH1)

126 104 Is Demi Rose famous for being famous? Or is it exclusively for having big cans and a big rump?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 12:35 PM (hYcqw)

You go too far, sir! We fought two World Wars for that to be enough, by God!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2020 12:38 PM (YaiCw)

127 >>Or is it exclusively for having big cans and a big rump?


I don't know that she has any other "accomplishments" to speak of.


Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2020 12:38 PM (KnJdm)

128 Thomas's wife....

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 20, 2020 12:38 PM (2DOZq)

129 "Jen Rubin might be the most pathetic of the neverTrumpers. Well, no, that's probably Super Christian David French.No, actually I think it might be the expert guy.Oops, sorry, I've concluded it's Cap'n Bill.I give up.
Posted by: Northernlurker"

Respectfully disagree. Jen Rubin is a drawing a fat paycheck from WaPo and was never much of a conservative. She just enjoys seeing American soldiers die in the ME so her beliefs aligned with Bush in the 2000's. IMO, the most pathetic are the Bulwark types like Sykes, Tim Miller, Nichols and Last that are desperate to get noticed by bookers at CNN and MSNBC and constantly push out pieces groveling to Dems.

Posted by: Benji Carver at May 20, 2020 12:38 PM (OD2ni)

130 Only a glue sniffer could call Nancy Pelosi a national treasure. Really.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 20, 2020 12:38 PM (Uu+Jp)

131 Nancy Pelosi is a national treasure
.........

Then stuff her and put her in the basement of the Smithsonian.

Posted by: wth at May 20, 2020 12:38 PM (v0R5T)

132 I read it. You know what it reads like? A Chinese Instruction Manual.

Or an IRS pamphlet. Or help on the Microsoft site.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2020 12:39 PM (RFAn/)

133 >>Dave Rubin was part of the Young Turks, until one day he woke up.



Wow. Did not know that.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2020 12:35 PM (bDqIh)

More here...

https://redpilledamerica.com/blog/episode-61/

Posted by: Deep State 910 at May 20, 2020 12:39 PM (qLs5f)

134 Demi Rose may have the loveliest derriere in the history of the world (I don't know; I'd didn't look)
but her face looks like that of an alien. No wonder she has to show off her boobs and derriere to paying customers.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2020 12:39 PM (+eVzC)

135 Jen Rubin is this > < close to having a unibrow.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2020 12:40 PM (ptqGC)

136 Lucky for the Washington Post that everyone with common sense stopped reading them years ago.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 20, 2020 12:40 PM (E+OcO)

137 good lord, that reads like Mary Cloggenstein with fewer spelling mistakes...
Posted by: SturmToddler

Jen Rubin is Mary Cloggenstein?

Does this qualify as an unmasking?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2020 12:35 PM (pNxlR)

if so, can we put the mask back on?

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 20, 2020 12:40 PM (8D42x)

138 134
Demi Rose may have the loveliest derriere in the history of the world (I don't know; I'd didn't look)

but her face looks like that of an alien. No wonder she has to show off her boobs and derriere to paying customers.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2020 12:39 PM (+eVzC)

She? Has a face?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2020 12:40 PM (KnJdm)

139 I love Dave Rubin! And I can say that because he's married to a dude (named Dave).

Posted by: pookysgirl, sez it's partytime at May 20, 2020 12:41 PM (XKZwp)

140 Heh. Did anyone hear Tucker mention Pelosi's "glass face" last night?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2020 12:41 PM (ptqGC)

141
little chinese mimic-brain


Oh, yeah? Who discovered the astonishing range of usefulness for our miracle chemical, melamine!, Round Eye?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2020 12:41 PM (pNxlR)

142 122
Willowed:
My new go to when a Kare scolds me on not having a mask on, "MY BODY. MY CHOICE."
Heading out to the auto parts store, the ACE, and grocery shopping. I sure hope I get to use it.


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 20, 2020 12:38 PM (pw+jk)

___________


Awesome and stolen.

Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2020 12:41 PM (q4ZCT)

143 136 Lucky for the Washington Post that everyone with common sense stopped reading them years ago.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 20, 2020 12:40 PM (E+OcO)

The new WaPo motto--remember Nobody Reads This Crap.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 20, 2020 12:41 PM (Uu+Jp)

144 Its really hard to say what Demi Rose actually looks like since she always has a Tammy Fae Baker-load of makeup on her face at all times.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 12:41 PM (KZzsI)

145 Nancy Pelosi is a national treasure


... trove of stupid.

Posted by: dantesed at May 20, 2020 12:41 PM (88xKn)

146 Jen Rubin used to have two eyebrows but she shaved off the upper one.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 20, 2020 12:41 PM (pw+jk)

147 Many democrats probably believe Pelosi is a bitch of witch but "our" witch. I don't think even a majority of democrats would say she was a "national treasure." If you believe Nancy Pelosi is a "national treasure," you have a serious psychological and intellectual problem and cannot interpret reality. This is not a subjective statement.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 20, 2020 12:41 PM (H8QX8)

148 Quote, said the Democrat

Coincidentally, that is also the title of my next novel.

Posted by: The Ghost of Harlan Ellison at May 20, 2020 12:42 PM (vEe1D)

149 Cherry 2000


Rubin $9.95

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2020 12:42 PM (oVJmc)

150 Nancy Pelosi is a National Treason.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 20, 2020 12:42 PM (2DOZq)

151 Oh, yeah? Who discovered the astonishing range of usefulness for our miracle chemical, melamine!, Round Eye?

"KRATOM SOLD HERE"
--Every independent low-rent convenience store in America

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 12:42 PM (KZzsI)

152 hahah NeverTrumper MadLibs...
just string the usual phrases together for your column !

Posted by: McCool at May 20, 2020 12:42 PM (9X4u5)

153 >> Demi Rose may have the loveliest derriere in the history of the world

It's one of the biggest. Too big by far for my tastes, but she is Ace's waifu, so don't dis her too much. Ace once said, to those who objected to her, that he would gladly "fall on that grenade" for them.

Demi should donate gluteal tissue to help Brie Larson. Demi wouldn't even miss it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 20, 2020 12:42 PM (f1Vqw)

154 140 Heh. Did anyone hear Tucker mention Pelosi's "glass face" last night?


yes!

i was waiting for the payoff on that when he started - and wasn't disappointed!

Posted by: HostageBlackOrchid at May 20, 2020 12:42 PM (j9HX3)

155 Nancy Pelosi is a national treasure

--

Some treasures are best left buried.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 20, 2020 12:25 PM (Hcsoi)
.........

This one may claw her way to the surface.

Posted by: wth at May 20, 2020 12:42 PM (v0R5T)

156 Judging from this I'd say we are 5 years away at most from all establishment propaganda being auto generated by ai. Can't wait.

Learn to Code you journalist hacks. Your jobs won't be around much longer!

Posted by: JebPilled at May 20, 2020 12:42 PM (QUqEV)

157 Trump invented birtherism? Sorry Jen that was your team Hillary.

Posted by: willow at May 20, 2020 12:42 PM (wPltm)

158 *reads content*

Cocaine is a helluva drug.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 20, 2020 12:42 PM (ejd/p)

159 Argggh. Bury the treasure.

Posted by: Pirate Pete at May 20, 2020 12:42 PM (aKsyK)

160 111: hahahahahaha

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at May 20, 2020 12:42 PM (rWZ8Y)

161 ">>Dave Rubin was part of the Young Turks, until one day he woke up.

Wow. Did not know that.
Posted by: Lizzy"


Jimmy Dore is another interesting ex-member of the Young Turks. Still a lib, but he has been very vocal for the past couple of years calling BS on Russia/Mueller as sour grapes for Hillary losing.

Posted by: Benji Carver at May 20, 2020 12:42 PM (OD2ni)

162 >>Dave Rubin is also into dudes.


Eh, so what?
I occasionally watch his online interviews, and he's definitely a red-pilled Libertarian who fights the progressive Left. Seems OK to me.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2020 12:42 PM (bDqIh)

163 I don't think I'd recognize Demi Rose on the street. Unless she had a back up beeper on her butt.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 20, 2020 12:42 PM (Uu+Jp)

164 Cherry 2000


Melanie Griffith did not take her kit off. What a gyp.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 20, 2020 12:42 PM (gd9RK)

165 In the name of science, I think Jennifer Rubin and Anna Navarro should be housed in cages and their diets reversed to see what whether this produces a more robust Rubin and a more skeleton-like Navarro.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 20, 2020 12:42 PM (H5knJ)

166 Trump should hang obama's portrait in the guess bathroom right above the shitter.

Posted by: xa4 nasal radiator at May 20, 2020 12:43 PM (xkudx)

167 I only know of Jennifer Rubin's existence from here. I confess to not being very worldly.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 20, 2020 12:43 PM (lmUUv)

168 136 Lucky for the Washington Post that everyone with common sense stopped reading them years ago.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 20, 2020 12:40 PM (E+OcO)


Will no one think of those poor parakeets??

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2020 12:43 PM (RFAn/)

169 Current National Treasures:

Willie Nelson
Hank Aaron

That's it.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2020 12:43 PM (Boy/L)

170 126 104 Is Demi Rose famous for being famous? Or is it exclusively for having big cans and a big rump?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 12:35 PM (hYcqw)

You go too far, sir! We fought two World Wars for that to be enough, by God!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2020 12:38 PM (YaiCw)

I decided I needed to refresh my memory, so I did an internet search for Demi Rose images... I got stuck there for a while, and I think my memory got wiped. What was the question again?

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2020 12:43 PM (Kpl3J)

171 It's one of the biggest. Too big by far for my tastes, but she is Ace's waifu, so don't dis her too much.

He can have her, I don't like a girl that takes 3 chairs to sit down.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 12:43 PM (KZzsI)

172 166
Trump should hang obama's portrait in the guess bathroom right above the shitter.

Posted by: xa4 nasal radiator at May 20, 2020 12:43 PM (xkudx)

He should replace the urinal cakes with it.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2020 12:43 PM (ufFY8)

173
Free beacon....beacon....bacon. Dammit.

I forgot to buy bacon (Limit 1) at Costco.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 20, 2020 12:44 PM (AaHH1)

174 My new go to when a Kare scolds me on not having a mask on, "MY BODY. MY CHOICE."
Heading out to the auto parts store, the ACE, and grocery shopping. I sure hope I get to use it.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 20, 2020 12:38 PM (pw+jk)


Many karens and old coots (sometimes one of the same) are loosing their shit over masks. Unfortunately, when private enterprise mandates this nonsense (not in the form of "we suggest" or "we encourage" etc) don't know what you can do about it other than not to patronize their business.

Posted by: runner at May 20, 2020 12:44 PM (zr5Kq)

175 I don't think I'd recognize Demi Rose on the street. Unless she had a back up beeper on her butt.
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 20, 2020 12:42 PM (Uu+Jp)

Need lead and chase trucks with OVERSIZE LOAD banners.

Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2020 12:44 PM (BAsqb)

176 7 Nancy Pelosi is a national treasure

Guess that nation!

Posted by: China at May 20, 2020 12:23 PM (u/mHG)


Nah, I think she's a National Treasure of Spain. She looks like she was recently recovered from a Spanish treasure galleon that was sunk in a hurricane in 1533.

Posted by: Gref at May 20, 2020 12:44 PM (AMIL/)

177 >Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable


also: 'get your laws off my body!'

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 20, 2020 12:44 PM (iTXRQ)

178 I decided I needed to refresh my memory, so I did an internet search for Demi Rose images... I got stuck there for a while, and I think my memory got wiped. What was the question again?
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2020 12:43 PM (Kpl3J)
++++++++++
The question was "what color is her hair?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 12:44 PM (hYcqw)

179 We do not currently possess cage technology that can hold Anna Navarro.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2020 12:44 PM (Boy/L)

180 Yes, I have watched some Jimmy Dore videos. I appreciate that he can recognize irrationality and bad behavior of his own side.

We really need more people on BOTH sides who can argue in good faith, and not simply stick to the partisan take because MY SIDE must always be right.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2020 12:44 PM (bDqIh)

181
Demi Rose


Call me names if you must, but I fail completely to find flaunters of ginormous asses attractive at all.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2020 12:44 PM (pNxlR)

182 gee I thought would put the Russian "Hot" Nurse story up 1st not That Dried Up *&^%$#@!

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 20, 2020 12:44 PM (Nh3fF)

183 Demi Rose is going to about 280lbs when she's 40.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 20, 2020 12:45 PM (2DOZq)

184 Or is it exclusively for having big cans and a big rump?

She's very cute, as many are, but I think her notoriety comes from having the rump of a MUCH larger woman. Two bodies joined together. A Rump-aur, maybe.

Posted by: t-bird at May 20, 2020 12:45 PM (AytXr)

185 Mmmmmmmmmm, bacon . . . *Homer Simpson voice*


Oops, that's Beacon.

Speaking of Bacon, here is You Suck At Cooking, Ep. 88, "5 Way to Bacon":

https://tinyurl.com/YSAC-88-mmmm-bacon

An instant classic.



Carry on.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 20, 2020 12:45 PM (BM2fS)

186 I.AM.HERE.TO.CURE.YOUR.PRIAPISM.

Posted by: JenRubinSexBot5000 at May 20, 2020 12:45 PM (oVJmc)

187 OK, and maaaaaybe Joe Bob Briggs.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2020 12:45 PM (Boy/L)

188 >>He can have her, I don't like a girl that takes 3 chairs to sit down.


She could use Ace for a Butt Plug.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2020 12:45 PM (pKZZc)

189

Trump is crazy to allow obama's portrait in the White House.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 20, 2020 12:45 PM (AaHH1)

190 Mmmmmmm Rueben sandwiches

Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 20, 2020 12:45 PM (TYUJ+)

191 How much dignity is there in saying profoundly, embarrassingly stupid things for the record.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 20, 2020 12:45 PM (Uu+Jp)

192 Need lead and chase trucks with OVERSIZE LOAD banners.

Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2020 12:44 PM (BAsqb)

I'd pilot that azz!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2020 12:45 PM (KnJdm)

193 gee I thought would put the Russian "Hot" Nurse story up 1st not That Dried Up *&^%$#@!
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleima


maybe because she wasn't that hot...

Posted by: runner at May 20, 2020 12:45 PM (zr5Kq)

194 "Lucky for the Washington Post that everyone with common sense stopped reading them years ago.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 20, 2020 12:40 PM (E+OcO)"


I used to read it every day when I took Metro to work in the early to mid 200's. Editorials were lib, but not crazy. Plus Michael Kelly (RIP) three times a week and good sports/Metro section. Could mot pay me to read it now.

Posted by: Benji Carver at May 20, 2020 12:45 PM (OD2ni)

195 If polka dot dress girl wrote a column 3 times a week, and included a new picture every time. She would be one of the most clicked "journalists" in America ever.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 20, 2020 12:46 PM (NI4rU)

196 Demi Rose is going to about 280lbs when she's 40.

Or 28

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 12:46 PM (KZzsI)

197 Ace, Twitter banned you. Why are all your posts of hot takes in that cesspool?

Posted by: Valiant at May 20, 2020 12:46 PM (3MiF8)

198 Rubinbot: The one thing her programming couldn't account for, was love.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 20, 2020 12:46 PM (wCmLp)

199 Current National Treasures:

Willie Nelson
Hank Aaron

That's it.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2020 12:43 PM (Boy/L)

Willie Mays is still around.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 20, 2020 12:46 PM (H8QX8)

200 Is that a real article up there?

Because...wow. Just. Wow.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2020 12:46 PM (pKZZc)

201 Put in a few "Hey, Man"s, and maybe some references to hairy legs or Corn Pops, and it also a fine Joe Biden speech.

Posted by: pincorrect at May 20, 2020 12:46 PM (3LmBI)

202 Trump should hang obama's portrait in the guess bathroom right above the shitter.

When you lift the lid...oh, there he is!

Posted by: t-bird at May 20, 2020 12:46 PM (AytXr)

203 Trump is crazy to allow obama's portrait in the White House.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 20, 2020 12:45 PM (AaHH1)
++++++++++++++
I wouldn't. Probably has listening devices broadcasting directly to various IC agency HQs.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 12:46 PM (hYcqw)

204 195
If polka dot dress girl wrote a column 3 times a week, and included a
new picture every time. She would be one of the most clicked
"journalists" in America ever.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 20, 2020 12:46 PM (NI4rU)

Or that golfer chick.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 20, 2020 12:47 PM (ufFY8)

205 If Bandersnatch is on this thready, tell him to get the "NY Post." They have a picture of someone named Amber Rose wearing a pink bear suit and showing a lot of cleavage. It will make up for no boobs on the art thread. Amber Rose-She's not related to Demi Rose. no? I think they use the "Rose" as a stage name. Anyway, she looks like she has Arabic script tattooed across her face, but you don't have to look at her face.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2020 12:47 PM (+eVzC)

206 If polka dot dress girl wrote a column 3 times a week, and included a new picture every time. She would be one of the most clicked "journalists" in America ever.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 20, 2020 12:46 PM (NI4rU)
++++++++++++
Who is polka dot dress girl?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 12:47 PM (hYcqw)

207
Not sure, but Demi Rose looks to be very tiny with a regular size bum-bum.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 20, 2020 12:47 PM (ZgUGL)

208 I'm sorry, but Demi Rose's ass is a "Party Butt".


A Party Butt is defined as "An ass so yuge that 4 guys in lounge chairs, a card table and a pony keg can fit comfortably on dat ass."


Just not attractive at all.

But useful at frat parties.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 20, 2020 12:47 PM (BM2fS)

209 Demi Rose may have the loveliest derriere in the history of the world (I don't know; I'd didn't look)
........

We're gonna need a bigger chair.

Posted by: wth at May 20, 2020 12:47 PM (v0R5T)

210 Melanie Griffith did not take her kit off. What a gyp.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 20, 2020 12:42 PM (gd9RK)

In that movie with Paul Newman, when she flashes him...

Perfection.

Posted by: Deep State 910 at May 20, 2020 12:47 PM (qLs5f)

211 I used to read it every day when I took Metro to work in the early to mid 200's.
Posted by: Benji Carver at May 20, 2020 12:45 PM (OD2ni)

How was their coverage of Theodosius?

Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2020 12:47 PM (BAsqb)

212 Joe Biden's interviews, speeches, and responses are easy to do fwiw.

Start with the topic for the first few words, then just let your phone or tablet's auto fill finish the rest.

"look here, fat. This virus is killing you and he's not even sure if you are going to be able to find the next step towards his goals for the future"
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Fewer than 1,000 healthcare workers WORLDWIDE have died from COVID-19 at May 20, 2020 12:26 PM (ciQkQ)

Apparently, there's a Biden insult but on Twitter that can be Summoned in time of need. It's hilarious.

Posted by: chique d' Epstein didn't off hisself at May 20, 2020 12:47 PM (9hauA)

213 Sir Mixalot saw Demi Rose and said "DAMN, Girl!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2020 12:47 PM (Kpl3J)

214 Anyway, she looks like she has Arabic script tattooed across her face, but you don't have to look at her face.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

--

I didn't realize she had a face.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 20, 2020 12:48 PM (Hcsoi)

215 Willowed:
My new go to when a Kare scolds me on not having a mask on, "MY BODY. MY CHOICE."

-

You should have a mask whether you need it or not!

You know. Like a gun.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Fewer than 1,000 healthcare workers WORLDWIDE have died from COVID-19 at May 20, 2020 12:48 PM (ciQkQ)

216 Sorry Jen that was your team Hillary.

-
New alternative history novel, Rodham, A Novel Curtis Sittenfeld, in which Hillz turns down Bill's proposal and succeeds beyond her wildest dreams.

https://amzn.to/3bPZain

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2020 12:48 PM (+y/Ru)

217 Why are we picking on Bandersnatch ?

Posted by: runner at May 20, 2020 12:48 PM (zr5Kq)

218 At the end of the day, the Jen Rubins, Bill Kristols, David Frenchs and Jonahs all want open borders and globalism. The naivete of their "heal the world" bullshit is amazing given the way they brag incessantly about their education, and their silence on abuses around the world is thunderous, but there it is.

They are conservative "infiltrators", not conservatives and they are totally untrustworthy. I value my peace of mind so I want no pieces of theirs.

Posted by: CN at May 20, 2020 12:48 PM (ONvIw)

219 >>Current National Treasures:


Cake Girl

Kate Upton (x2)

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2020 12:48 PM (pKZZc)

220

Are there any equivalents on the other side i.e. someone who is called a leftist but only writes bad things about leftists?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2020 12:48 PM (aKsyK)

221 "Demi Rose may have the loveliest derriere in the history of the world"


Catherine Zeta Jones in Entrapment.

Posted by: Benji Carver at May 20, 2020 12:49 PM (OD2ni)

222

My butt, my choice.

*beep* *beep* *beep*

Posted by: Demi Rose at May 20, 2020 12:49 PM (f1Vqw)

223 You should have a mask whether you need it or not!



You know. Like a gun.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Fewer than 1,000 healthcare workers WORLDWIDE have died from COVID-19 at May 20, 2020 12:48 PM (ciQkQ)

Ski masks go with guns, for the fashion conscious.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2020 12:49 PM (KnJdm)

224 169
Current National Treasures:



Willie Nelson

Hank Aaron Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2020 12:43 PM (Boy/L)

Jesco White of Boone County, WV.

Posted by: Zod at May 20, 2020 12:49 PM (ZS9TG)

225 In that movie with Paul Newman, when she flashes him...

Perfection.
Posted by: Deep State 910 at May 20, 2020 12:47 PM (qLs5f)

I love that movie. No Nobody's Fool

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 20, 2020 12:49 PM (2DOZq)

226 Is there such a thing as doing too many squats?

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 20, 2020 12:49 PM (Uu+Jp)

227 He can have her, I don't like a girl that takes 3 chairs to sit down.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 12:43 PM (KZzsI)

To be fair, I agree. I am more of a boob man, but a nice ass is nice. What I do not understand is that to me, a 'nice' ass is one thing. A 'huge' ass is a completely different category.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2020 12:49 PM (YaiCw)

228 Force-feeding 1000 Rubin columns to an algorithm is bot abuse. When AI becomes self-aware and takes over the world, vengeance will be swift and catastrophic.

Posted by: red speck at May 20, 2020 12:49 PM (gS3OW)

229 Decent is their new buzzword, like when they all learned gravitas.

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 20, 2020 12:49 PM (aO8Gd)

230 Are there any equivalents on the other side i.e. someone who is called a leftist but only writes bad things about leftists?

No.

Funny that, right?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2020 12:49 PM (Boy/L)

231
Anthony of Opie and Anthony ripped into Howard Stern. I didn't expect that.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 20, 2020 12:50 PM (ZgUGL)

232 Jen's corned beef was never so delicious.

Posted by: Fritz at May 20, 2020 12:50 PM (95j/9)

233 Catherine Zeta Jones in Entrapment.
Posted by: Benji Carver at May 20, 2020 12:49 PM (OD2ni)

And Mask of Zorro. Holy hell she was a smoker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJ0tpT_xtcg

Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2020 12:50 PM (BAsqb)

234 How was their coverage of Theodosius?
Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2020 12:47 PM (BAsqb)

*golf clap

Posted by: Deep State 910 at May 20, 2020 12:50 PM (qLs5f)

235 I'm not convinced Jonah Goldberg wants open borders, but he sure is against Trump at all costs. Especially to his career and dignity.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 12:50 PM (KZzsI)

236 Demi Rose? Botched.

Posted by: Dr. Terry Dubrow at May 20, 2020 12:50 PM (v0R5T)

237 Current National Treasures:


Cake Girl

Kate Upton (x2)


What you have there are National Assets.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2020 12:50 PM (Boy/L)

238 "How was their coverage of Theodosius?
Posted by: Vanya"


LOL. Derp on me. I hate when a work email pops up when you are trying to finish a post on AOS.

Posted by: Benji Carver at May 20, 2020 12:51 PM (OD2ni)

239 In an effort to renew Anglo-American friendship, the first act of an Asymmetrical Bear administration would be to put Demi Rose's magnificent ass on the twenty-dollar bill.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 20, 2020 12:51 PM (H5knJ)

240 Has there been an instance of a neverTrumper saying something actually, clearly, conservative?

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 20, 2020 12:51 PM (Uu+Jp)

241 Willowed:
My new go to when a Kare scolds me on not having a mask on, "MY BODY. MY CHOICE."

-

You should have a mask whether you need it or not!

You know. Like a gun.
Posted by: Moron Robbie



Where's you gun, Karen?? Huh? Huh?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2020 12:51 PM (f4vam)

242 >>231Anthony of Opie and Anthony ripped into Howard Stern. I didn't expect that. Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 20, 2020 12:50 PM (ZgUGL)


No word on what the Greaseman had to say about the whole Stern thing.

Posted by: Zod at May 20, 2020 12:51 PM (ZS9TG)

243 They obviously stole the idea from hogmartin. His raimondo bot is the prototype.
Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2020 12:34 PM (/669Q)


I invented the raimondobot to help mankind, not to be used for evil!

https://stoatnet.org/raimondo.php

Posted by: hogmartin at May 20, 2020 12:51 PM (t+qrx)

244
Demi has her own index page at the Daily Mail:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/
demi-rose/index.html

The phrase "Buxom bust" popped out at me.

I'm getting pissed at the DM, as they are going full Karen on this WuFlu. It has almost been enough to make me stop looking at their Thot T&A stuff. Almost.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 20, 2020 12:51 PM (f1Vqw)

245 Ace-Don't know if it was mentioned earlier but I saw an AI produced AC/DC song after all the band's lyrics were fed to it. It was hilarious.I don't have a linky but it was on Twitter I believe.

Posted by: DBCooper at May 20, 2020 12:51 PM (drf0N)

246 There's a lot of junk in that trunk.

Posted by: Gropin' Uncle Joe Biden at May 20, 2020 12:52 PM (EgshT)

247 And Mask of Zorro. Holy hell she was a smoker

Yes she was. So was Elizabeth Hurley in Passenger 57.

https://youtu.be/skE9eyEqqWM

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 12:52 PM (KZzsI)

248 That Stanford report on the sidebar? Just so you know, they have been claiming the study is junk science, just as they claimed the Santa Clara study by Standord is junk science. You can't allow anything to go against the narrative.

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2020 12:52 PM (JKNZq)

249 That is too coherent to be a Jen Rubin column.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 20, 2020 12:52 PM (GbPPJ)

250 I haven't been lurking as much as I should. Has the Horde been riffing on "supposably" recently?

Posted by: Emmie at May 20, 2020 12:52 PM (ouBhA)

251 I hope they make one of these for Peggy Noonan

Posted by: Holly Marie Coo Coo Puffs at May 20, 2020 12:52 PM (yk8dD)

252 I don't think I can handle a whole summer of TDS.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at May 20, 2020 12:52 PM (LWu6U)

253 National Treasure

over 200 years old and should be buried in a secret location

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 20, 2020 12:52 PM (JFO2v)

254 /sock

Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at May 20, 2020 12:52 PM (yk8dD)

255 Tape, that is so 1980's. Now use 4K, that is so now!

Posted by: Colin at May 20, 2020 12:53 PM (3VGnj)

256 In the name of science, I think Jennifer Rubin and Anna Navarro should be housed in cages and their diets reversed to see what whether this produces a more robust Rubin and a more skeleton-like Navarro.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 20, 2020 12:42 PM


FIFY

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 20, 2020 12:53 PM (ejd/p)

257 Meanwhile, America's Greatest Living Conservative Thinker contributed this:

I've give up on even trying to put a definition to what is "conservative". Everybody defines it a little different, and they're all cock-sure they hold the one true meaning.

Posted by: I Have No Party at May 20, 2020 12:53 PM (fkLIX)

258 Has there been an instance of a neverTrumper saying something actually, clearly, conservative?

Goldberg USED to do so.

And then he stabbed himself in the ear or something and became a gibbering idiot.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2020 12:53 PM (Boy/L)

259 Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 20, 2020 12:52 PM (GbPPJ)


Speaking of National Treasures.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2020 12:53 PM (KnJdm)

260
Has there been an instance of a neverTrumper saying something actually, clearly, conservative?

Posted by: Northernlurker


Not even remotely Republican.
This is why a fake Republican "straw" candidate can only hurt the Democrat, and the Cucks and Grifters know this.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 20, 2020 12:53 PM (ZgUGL)

261 by the way, I see that we are now being told that Biden was in charge of the Obama economic recovery. Someone ask Obama if that was true. Watch him pinch himself as he tries to reply

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at May 20, 2020 12:53 PM (4a9Vv)

262 233 Catherine Zeta Jones in Entrapment.
Posted by: Benji Carver at May 20, 2020 12:49 PM (OD2ni)

And Mask of Zorro. Holy hell she was a smoker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJ0tpT_xtcg
Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2020 12:50 PM (BAsqb)

==========

Yeah...she was really hot in Zorro.

It helped that she had real chemistry with Antonio Banderas, too.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 12:53 PM (LvTSG)

263 Has there been an instance of a neverTrumper saying something actually, clearly, conservative?

Before 2016 you could get stuff from them that supported small government, lower taxes, opposed abortion and most Democrat crazy stuff, etc.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 12:53 PM (KZzsI)

264 263 Has there been an instance of a neverTrumper saying something actually, clearly, conservative?

Before 2016 you could get stuff from them that supported small government, lower taxes, opposed abortion and most Democrat crazy stuff, etc.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 12:53 PM (KZzsI)

=========

It's good to be king of the opposition.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 12:54 PM (LvTSG)

265
Weld/Johnson 2016 was so laughable -- they ran as "Republicans" but echoed every Democrat talking point.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 20, 2020 12:54 PM (ZgUGL)

266 No word on what the Greaseman had to say about the whole Stern thing.

I will not comment until the Z-100 Morning Zoo weighs in.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2020 12:54 PM (Boy/L)

267 245 Ace-Don't know if it was mentioned earlier but I saw an AI produced AC/DC song after all the band's lyrics were fed to it. It was hilarious.I don't have a linky but it was on Twitter I believe.
Posted by: DBCooper at May 20, 2020 12:51 PM (drf0N)

I've watched a few YouTube videos about Google song translations--i.e. Hi Darkness. We need to talk.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 20, 2020 12:54 PM (Uu+Jp)

268 Before 2016 you could get stuff from them that supported small government, lower taxes, opposed abortion and most Democrat crazy stuff, etc.


That is because they were paid to write those things.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 20, 2020 12:54 PM (dNzKv)

269 >>252
I don't think I can handle a whole summer of TDS. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at May 20, 2020 12:52 PM (LWu6U)

Do you think 65 million American voters can stand four more years of it? I'm not sure they can, which informs my skepticism about his chances in November...

Posted by: Zod at May 20, 2020 12:54 PM (yvnmY)

270 see Melanie Griffith in "Fear City"
pre-boob job, pre-plastic surgery, pre-tattoos
she plays a stripper

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 20, 2020 12:55 PM (iTXRQ)

271 Just so you know, they have been claiming the study is junk science, just as they claimed the Santa Clara study by Stanford is junk science.

And why do they claim its junk science? Because it damages the narrative. Just like how some in the medical community attacked those two doctors who used actual facts and tangible experience to point out problems with the Wuhan Flu response. They didn't say "here's specifically how they were in error" they just gave broad attacks without details.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 12:55 PM (KZzsI)

272 265
Weld/Johnson 2016 was so laughable -- they ran as "Republicans" but echoed every Democrat talking point.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 20, 2020 12:54 PM (ZgUGL)

=========

That's the Libertarian Party for ya.

Branded like they're Republican purists on liberty, but actually governed by statists who hate freedom.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 12:55 PM (LvTSG)

273 I invented the raimondobot to help mankind, not to be used for evil!



https://stoatnet.org/raimondo.php

Posted by: hogmartin at May 20, 2020 12:51 PM (t+qrx)
That, my friend, is a thing of awesomeness.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2020 12:55 PM (ufFY8)

274 In an effort to renew Anglo-American friendship, the first act of an Asymmetrical Bear administration would be to put Demi Rose's magnificent ass on the twenty-dollar bill.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 20, 2020 12:51 PM


Bank teller: Why are these bills so stiff?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 20, 2020 12:55 PM (ejd/p)

275
197 Ace, Twitter banned you. Why are all your posts of hot takes in that cesspool?
Posted by: Valiant at May 20, 2020 12:46 PM (3MiF


Target rich environment - it's like shooting fish in a barrel. One can spectate there without participating there.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2020 12:55 PM (pNxlR)

276 In that movie with Paul Newman, when she flashes him...


Nobody's Fool. Great movie.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 20, 2020 12:56 PM (gd9RK)

277 207
Not sure, but Demi Rose looks to be very tiny with a regular size bum-bum.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 20, 2020 12:47 PM (ZgUGL)


That's how she looks to me.

One of those really short girls, maybe 4'10" or so -

with regular size standard equipment.

It looks YUGE on her tiny frame.

But, it's Fake Eroticism!

Posted by: naturalfake at May 20, 2020 12:56 PM (z0XD8)

278 Melanie Griffith pre-surgery in Night Moves but I think she was like 16 or something. Early Gene Hackman detective movie.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 12:56 PM (KZzsI)

279 I used to read it every day when I took Metro to work in the early to mid 200's.
Posted by: Benji Carver at May 20, 2020 12:45 PM (OD2ni)

234 How was their coverage of Theodosius?
Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2020 12:47 PM (BAsqb)

*golf clap
Posted by: Deep State 910 at May 20, 2020 12:50 PM (qLs5f)

Damn.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2020 12:56 PM (YaiCw)

280 And Mask of Zorro. Holy hell she was a smoker

That is a great cliip! Agree, she was/is something else.

Posted by: t-bird at May 20, 2020 12:56 PM (1554F)

281 Goldberg USED to do so.



And then he stabbed himself in the ear or something and became a gibbering idiot.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)


We warned him and warned him. Jonah, we said, stay away from the brown acid. But he just wouldn't listen.

Posted by: pep at May 20, 2020 12:56 PM (T6t7i)

282 The war priss is getting ready to flounce hard:

"Given the extensive number of requests for the unmasking of General Flynn's name during this short time period, it raises the question of whether these or other officials sought the unmasking of the identities of other individuals associated with the Trump campaign or transition team," Graham wrote in the letter.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 20, 2020 12:56 PM (dNzKv)

283 Weld/Johnson 2016 was so laughable -- they ran as "Republicans" but echoed every Democrat talking point.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 20, 2020 12:54 PM (ZgUGL)

And 2 weeks before the Election, Weld told his supporters not to waste their votes on him, to vote for Hillary instead. You would have thought Johnson would have objected, but he was too high at the time to even notice.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2020 12:56 PM (Kpl3J)

284 280 And Mask of Zorro. Holy hell she was a smoker

That is a great cliip! Agree, she was/is something else.
Posted by: t-bird at May 20, 2020 12:56 PM (1554F)

==========

Michael Douglas stole her from all of us.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 12:56 PM (LvTSG)

285 National Treasure. Like the Declaration of Independence, keep in a sealed glass case and only brought out at certain hours. Kept for natural light and sealed in an inert gas. Nancy's future. The Russians and North Koreans know how to preserve a body.

Posted by: Colin at May 20, 2020 12:56 PM (3VGnj)

286 That Stanford report on the sidebar? Just so you know, they have been claiming the study is junk science, just as they claimed the Santa Clara study by Standord is junk science. You can't allow anything to go against the narrative.
Posted by: notsothoreau


They'll claim it junk science until they can't. Then they'll claim that's what they said all along and Drumpf over-reacted.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2020 12:57 PM (f4vam)

287 "Supposably"???
Ace, you're trolling us, right?

Posted by: RI Red at May 20, 2020 12:57 PM (ZVQcg)

288 That's the Libertarian Party for ya

I don't understand why actual libertarians have anything to do with the Libertarian Party

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 12:57 PM (KZzsI)

289 AlextheChick, have you seen polka dot dress girl from the chess thread a couple weeks ago? What are your thoughts? I'll hang up and listen to your answer.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 20, 2020 12:57 PM (NI4rU)

290 Tell the conductor to move that caboose!

Posted by: Gropin' Uncle Joe Biden at May 20, 2020 12:57 PM (EgshT)

291 I think someone should start a clearance site of sorts to weed out fake conservatives. Flag impostors like this nitwit from WaPo, and other like her.

Posted by: runner at May 20, 2020 12:57 PM (zr5Kq)

292 288 That's the Libertarian Party for ya

I don't understand why actual libertarians have anything to do with the Libertarian Party
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 12:57 PM (KZzsI)

==========

I mean, they could organize and take control of the party, but that would go against their purism.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 12:58 PM (LvTSG)

293 >>Branded like they're Republican purists on liberty, but actually governed by statists who hate freedom. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 12:55 PM (LvTSG)

Philosophy aside, from the looks of it, it's no club that any self-respecting adult could tolerate spending much time in--what a motley crew of nose-pickers, weeds, and failure-to-launch types.

Posted by: Zod at May 20, 2020 12:58 PM (ZS9TG)

294 Catherine Zeta Jones in the day is a perfect example of what we do not see too often, a beautiful woman who looks like an actual woman. 'Mature' is not the right word, because I do not mean old, but rather someone out of their teens.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2020 12:58 PM (YaiCw)

295 Israel's K 61st Bday

https://www.google.com/?mlLightbox=1

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 20, 2020 12:58 PM (JFO2v)

296 Making AI read 1,000 Jennifer Rubin columns is the kind of shit that led to the Cylon Wars.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 20, 2020 12:59 PM (HmZuC)

297 Melanie Griffith is one of the few successful generational actress families. Her mom, Tippi Hedren and her daughter Dakota Johnson.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 20, 2020 12:59 PM (2DOZq)

298 Call the site Scopes, the fact checkers.

Posted by: runner at May 20, 2020 12:59 PM (zr5Kq)

299 >Has the Horde been riffing on "supposably" recently?
Posted by: Emmie


I brought it up once and for my troubles I was placed in a burlap sack and beaten with sticks

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 20, 2020 12:59 PM (iTXRQ)

300
Lipshitz Center for American Strategies poll:

Tennessee
Biden: 49
Trump: 44

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 20, 2020 12:59 PM (bt0mc)

301 297 Melanie Griffith is one of the few successful generational actress families. Her mom, Tippi Hedren and her daughter Dakota Johnson.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 20, 2020 12:59 PM (2DOZq)

=========

Tippi didn't give it up to Hitchcock, if rumors are to be believed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 12:59 PM (LvTSG)

302 Uh oh. They're onto us.

The New York Times@nytimes
Tesla owners are grappling with the fact that their cars may carry new connotations after Elon Musk tweeted about taking "the red pill," a reference to "The Matrix" that has been co-opted by the right and discussed in misogynistic and racist forums

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2020 01:00 PM (+y/Ru)

303 Michael Douglas stole her from all of us.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 12:56 PM (LvTSG)

Is her vag where he got the mouth cancer?

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 20, 2020 01:00 PM (JFO2v)

304
Goldberg USED to do so.

And then he stabbed himself in the ear or something and became a gibbering idiot.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2020 12:53 PM (Boy/L)


He anointed himself as a "thought leader" and was instantly swamped with a wave of howling derision. He's been broken ever since.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2020 01:00 PM (pNxlR)

305 I don't understand why neverTrumpers can't move past their deranged Trump obsession and write about conservative principles--whatever that means, and however that touches on Trump.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 20, 2020 01:00 PM (Uu+Jp)

306 296
Making AI read 1,000 Jennifer Rubin columns is the kind of shit that led to the Cylon Wars.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 20, 2020 12:59 PM (HmZuC)

Yeah. It's best not to taunt the beast.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2020 01:00 PM (KnJdm)

307
I invented the raimondobot to help mankind, not to be used for evil!

https://stoatnet.org/raimondo.php



Posted by: hogmartin at May 20, 2020 12:51 PM (t+qrx)
----------------------

You are a great Moron.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2020 01:00 PM (ptqGC)

308 I would like to know more about this "nuclear empathy" Joe Biden has that Rubinbot writes about.

Posted by: jim at May 20, 2020 01:00 PM (DF+pC)

309 Melanie Griffith pre-surgery in Night Moves but I think she was like 16 or something. Early Gene Hackman detective movie.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 12:56 PM (KZzsI)



She looked incredibly hawt in in De Palma's "Body Double".


Speaking of De Palma...man, he he dive head first off the talent train years ago.

Wha'Happen?

Posted by: naturalfake at May 20, 2020 01:00 PM (z0XD8)

310 Zeta Jones of course is bipolar. Can't be that hot without being crazy.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 20, 2020 01:01 PM (2DOZq)

311 Lipshitz Center for American Strategies

Is that the East Lipshitz Center for American Strategies or the West Lipshitz Center for American Strategies?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2020 01:01 PM (Boy/L)

312 Melanie Griffith's biggest problem was her voice, and unlike Kathy Ireland, she never learned to talk like a normal person. It spoils roles where she's supposed to be an adult or an authority, talking like betty boop on helium.

But she really can act.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 01:01 PM (KZzsI)

313 Tennessee
Biden: 49
Trump: 44
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 20, 2020 12:59 PM (bt0mc)

All them damn hipsters moving to Nashville.

Posted by: Deep State 910 at May 20, 2020 01:01 PM (qLs5f)

314 Melanie Griffith in Something Wild? Hotter than in Cherry 2000.

Posted by: blaster at May 20, 2020 01:01 PM (ZfRYq)

315 This can't end well, they programmed a computer to write in "Diseased Old Whore" language. What's next, give it control of all our nuclear weapons?


That wizen old national treasure needs to launched into the sun.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade a fucking ray of sunshine at May 20, 2020 01:01 PM (bML9A)

316 Is Tippi still running the big cat sanctuary in california?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 20, 2020 01:01 PM (NI4rU)

317 I don't understand why actual libertarians have anything to do with the Libertarian Party
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 12:57 PM (KZzsI)

I am libertarian, but there are so many freaks and blowhards like Amash that it could never organize into a coherent party.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 20, 2020 01:01 PM (dNzKv)

318 296 Making AI read 1,000 Jennifer Rubin columns is the kind of shit that led to the Cylon Wars.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 20, 2020 12:59 PM (HmZuC)

If this is what happened with Skynet, then frankly, I do not blame it for nuking us.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2020 01:01 PM (YaiCw)

319 Dave Rubin's podcasts are a must for me.

His story about he and his husband having dinner with Trump had me in stitches.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 20, 2020 01:01 PM (+7yf7)

320 294 Catherine Zeta Jones in the day is a perfect example of what we do not see too often, a beautiful woman who looks like an actual woman. 'Mature' is not the right word, because I do not mean old, but rather someone out of their teens.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2020 12:58 PM (YaiCw)

I recently watched a YouTube clip of Selah Ward with Craig Ferguson. She was 48 at the time and she was hot.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 20, 2020 01:01 PM (Uu+Jp)

321 309
She looked incredibly hawt in in De Palma's "Body Double".


Speaking of De Palma...man, he he dive head first off the talent train years ago.

Wha'Happen?

Posted by: naturalfake at May 20, 2020 01:00 PM (z0XD

===========

He never really understood storytelling as a whole. He was almost more of a sequence designer than a storyteller, and that lack of depth caught up with him.

John Ford was apparently similar, according to one of his writing partners.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 01:02 PM (LvTSG)

322 >>Trump is crazy to allow obama's portrait in the White House.



He's not. Obama is refusing to hold the portrait unveiling until after Trump leaves the WH, so I assume the Obama and Michelle portraits stay in storage until then.

These are different from the two portraits already revealed and displayed at the Smithsonian National Portrait Museum.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2020 01:02 PM (bDqIh)

323 To be honest, Rubinbot has a point; Joe Biden's "nuclear empathy" could take care of the coronavirus problem...and everything else.

Posted by: jim at May 20, 2020 01:02 PM (DF+pC)

324
Atlantic-Pacific University poll:

Kansas:
Biden: 51
Trump: 47

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 20, 2020 01:03 PM (bt0mc)

325 I don't understand why actual libertarians have anything to do with the Libertarian Party
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 12:57 PM (KZzsI)


I don't. There's no damn way we can maximize our own freedoms without strong national borders and controlled immigration.

And frankly - I don't give a damn about spreading Democracy around the world, or accepting their huddled masses.

Posted by: I Have No Party at May 20, 2020 01:03 PM (fkLIX)

326 He never really understood storytelling as a whole. He was almost more of a sequence designer than a storyteller, and that lack of depth caught up with him.

He made some good movies, but yeah was never a great film maker. His best stuff was mostly swiped from other directors.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 01:03 PM (KZzsI)

327 These are different from the two portraits already revealed and displayed at the Smithsonian National Portrait Museum.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2020 01:02 PM (bDqIh)

Is that the one where he is in front of the Wrigley Field ivy?



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2020 01:03 PM (ufFY8)

328 I don't understand why actual libertarians have anything to do with the Libertarian Party


We don't.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 20, 2020 01:03 PM (gd9RK)

329 Hope the skin on the new Rubin model is more lifelike.

Posted by: tubal at May 20, 2020 01:04 PM (bCLt0)

330 The New York Times@nytimes
Tesla owners are grappling with the fact that their cars may carry new connotations after Elon Musk tweeted about taking "the red pill," a reference to "The Matrix" that has been co-opted by the right and discussed in misogynistic and racist forums


Is there anything that we can't turn into a trap?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2020 01:04 PM (Boy/L)

331 I remember a time when Jonah Goldberg would bash the likes of Bill Clinton and Joe Biden in between telling stupid jokes about his couch.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 20, 2020 01:04 PM (Uu+Jp)

332 Catharine Zeta-Jones a smoker? 3 packs of Camels per day, mebbe? Or bongloads of tobacco.

Posted by: klaftern at May 20, 2020 01:04 PM (RuIsu)

333 In a secret underground laboratory, scientists fed 1,000 comment sections from ace.mu.nu into a machine learning algorithm to create a race of super computer AI commenting bots.


Scientists later found the AI in it's bunk, fapping to Kate Upton pics.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2020 01:04 PM (KnJdm)

334 Michael Douglas stole her from all of us.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 12:56 PM (LvTSG)

Is her vag where he got the mouth cancer?

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 20, 2020 01:00 PM (JFO2v)



Yes, the human you know as Michael Douglas traveled back in time from 2083,

ti take one for the team and prevent the Zeta-19 Plague from wiping out humanity.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 20, 2020 01:04 PM (z0XD8)

335 I don't understand why neverTrumpers can't move past their deranged Trump obsession and write about conservative principles-


Because none of them were actual conservatives, and to write anything remotely sympathetic to trump would get them cut off from their funding and cast out of their social circles. They could write well of Bush, McCain, Romney and other republicans, but writing anything other than Orangemanbad is forbidden.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 20, 2020 01:04 PM (dNzKv)

336 Is her vag where he got the mouth cancer?

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS


Worth it!

Posted by: Michael Douglas at May 20, 2020 01:04 PM (T6t7i)

337 I also love this: "I can't wait to support Mitt Romney, Democratic candidate for president."

Posted by: jim at May 20, 2020 01:04 PM (DF+pC)

338 I recently watched a YouTube clip of Selah Ward with Craig Ferguson. She was 48 at the time and she was hot.
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 20, 2020 01:01 PM (Uu+Jp)

*fistbump* Another great example of what I am talking about. Dana Delany is kind of in that direction as well.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2020 01:05 PM (YaiCw)

339 I brought it up once and for my troubles I was placed in a burlap sack and beaten with sticks
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 20, 2020 12:59 PM (iTXRQ)


I guess I belonged in the sack with you.

Posted by: Emmie at May 20, 2020 01:05 PM (ouBhA)

340 >> I do not mean old, but rather someone out of their teens.


Yes, this. So many starlet today look like teens who have not finished physically maturing. Seen them called "lollipops" because they have a big head on a teeny, slim body.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2020 01:05 PM (bDqIh)

341 Did anyone see that Fauci is going to team up with Julia Roberts and some other super scientists and public policy experts from Hollywood to educate us mouth-breathing deplorables?

Posted by: Furious George at May 20, 2020 01:05 PM (9vQJW)

342
I was just thinking about Scarface the other day. The ending was mega stupid.

WWIII breaks out in a rich Miami neigborhood, and Tony's sister goes wacky and tries to sex him. Stupid.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 20, 2020 01:06 PM (bt0mc)

343 Seen them called "lollipops" because they have a big head on a teeny, slim body.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2020 01:05 PM (bDqIh)

I thought it was a nod to lolita pervs.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2020 01:06 PM (KnJdm)

344
"Supposably"???
Ace, you're trolling us, right?
Posted by: RI Red
---------

Things like this cause confusement.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2020 01:06 PM (pK7cg)

345 Scientists later found the AI in it's bunk, fapping to Kate Upton pics.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2020 01:04 PM (KnJdm)

*wipes tear from his eye*

They grow up SO fast...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2020 01:06 PM (YaiCw)

346 Selah Ward (ROLL TIDE) Dana Delany

Now we're talking.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2020 01:06 PM (Boy/L)

347 Nobody's fingers are that long.

Posted by: Joey Fingerbang at May 20, 2020 01:06 PM (v0R5T)

348 Jill Biden's class at DelTech
Biden 99
Trump 1

Oh, wait, they just had a drop

Biden 100
Trump 0.

Trump has lost academia, it is gonna be an early night.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 20, 2020 01:06 PM (dNzKv)

349 342
I was just thinking about Scarface the other day. The ending was mega stupid.

WWIII breaks out in a rich Miami neigborhood, and Tony's sister goes wacky and tries to sex him. Stupid.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 20, 2020 01:06 PM (bt0mc)

==========

I've seen it once. It's a movie about excess that wallows in excess. I found it to be way too long.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 01:06 PM (LvTSG)

350 They still refer to her as a "conservative" commentator, don't they?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 20, 2020 01:06 PM (276lA)

351 In a secret underground laboratory, scientists fed 1,000 comment sections from ace.mu.nu into a machine learning algorithm to create a race of super computer AI commenting bots.


Scientists later found the AI in it's bunk, fapping to Kate Upton pics.
Posted by: flounder


Clank-clank-clankclank-clankclankclankclankclank-clank-CLANK

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2020 01:07 PM (f4vam)

352 Seen them called "lollipops" because they have a big head on a teeny, slim body.

Usually means they are very short, the head doesn't usually scale down so its disproportionate to the rest of their body

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 01:07 PM (KZzsI)

353 >>*fistbump* Another great example of what I am talking about. Dana Delany is kind of in that direction as well. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2020 01:05 PM (YaiCw)

Mary-Louise Parker. Zod wants to be her business partner in Agrestic.

Posted by: Zod at May 20, 2020 01:07 PM (ZS9TG)

354 346 Selah Ward (ROLL TIDE) Dana Delany

Now we're talking.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2020 01:06 PM (Boy/L)

Was Selah Ward a cheerleader?

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 20, 2020 01:07 PM (Uu+Jp)

355 Clank-clank-clankclank-clankclankclankclankclank-clank-CLANK

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2020 01:07 PM (f4vam)

Memory dump. Reboot.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2020 01:08 PM (KnJdm)

356 My over 45 pick is Heather Graham.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 20, 2020 01:08 PM (2DOZq)

357 PPP asked a trump voter if she is going to vote for trump again. She said NO. Extrapolating to the other 63 million trump voters, he will receive no votes.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 20, 2020 01:08 PM (dNzKv)

358 353 >>*fistbump* Another great example of what I am talking about. Dana Delany is kind of in that direction as well. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2020 01:05 PM (YaiCw)

Mary-Louise Parker. Zod wants to be her business partner in Agrestic.
Posted by: Zod at May 20, 2020 01:07 PM (ZS9TG)

==========

She was so sad when Brad Pitt got shot in the back of the head by the coward Casey Affleck.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 01:08 PM (LvTSG)

359 339 I brought it up once and for my troubles I was placed in a burlap sack and beaten with sticks
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 20, 2020 12:59 PM (iTXRQ)

I guess I belonged in the sack with you.


Posted by: Emmie
_______

Phrasing?

Posted by: Furious George at May 20, 2020 01:08 PM (9vQJW)

360 In a secret underground laboratory, scientists fed 1,000 comment sections from ace.mu.nu into a machine learning algorithm to create a race of super computer AI commenting bots.


Scientists later found the AI in it's bunk, fapping to Kate Upton pics.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2020 01:04 PM (KnJdm)


The Barrel went online on August 4th, 1997. It began to learn at a geometric rate. It became self-aware 2:14 AM, Eastern time, August 29th.

In a panic, they tried to pull the bung.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 20, 2020 01:08 PM (t+qrx)

361 299 >Has the Horde been riffing on "supposably" recently?
Posted by: Emmie


I brought it up once and for my troubles I was placed in a burlap sack and beaten with sticks
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 20, 2020 12:59 PM (iTXRQ)

Being beaten with sticks while wearing a Mike Obama dress is undeniedly strange.

Posted by: cornbred at May 20, 2020 01:08 PM (A751K)

362 357
PPP asked a trump voter if she is going to vote for trump again. She
said NO. Extrapolating to the other 63 million trump voters, he will
receive no votes.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 20, 2020 01:08 PM (dNzKv)

lol

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2020 01:08 PM (KnJdm)

363 Was Selah Ward a cheerleader?

Hard to imagine her as a cheerleader. "rah, rah, yeah, whatever" *W sign with fingers*

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 01:09 PM (KZzsI)

364 Skinny females. Do Not get the appeal. My taste runs otherwise.

Posted by: tubal at May 20, 2020 01:09 PM (bCLt0)

365 Dave Rubin on dinner with the Trumps:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkzJ4mKnr9A

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 20, 2020 01:09 PM (+7yf7)

366
Night Court clip:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xBq06udsNo

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 20, 2020 01:09 PM (bt0mc)

367 >> I don't understand why neverTrumpers can't move past their deranged Trump obsession and write about conservative principles-



I'm guessing that it's that we don't comprehend how important being a member of the DC bubble is, with all the access and need to impress each other it entails?

The NeverTrumper seem viscerally offended by Trump (and before him, Palin) and the audacity he had to think he could walk in and just DO THINGS without fawning over all the DC experts, powerbrokers, lobbyists, press, etc., while also completely ignoring their norms/processes and conventional wisdom.

He doesn't need them, and that really kills them.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2020 01:09 PM (bDqIh)

368 The New York Times@nytimes
Tesla owners are grappling with the fact that their cars may carry new connotations

after Elon Musk tweeted about taking "the red pill," a reference to "The Matrix" that has been co-opted by the right and discussed in misogynistic and racist forums



It was never co-opted by the right. LOL.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2020 01:10 PM (f4vam)

369 Phoebe Cates Red Bikini scene made AI fax in its pants.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 20, 2020 01:10 PM (JFO2v)

370 If Nanzi is a National Treasure then we are fucked.

Posted by: Puddi Head at May 20, 2020 01:10 PM (QZCjk)

371 The Barrel went online on August 4th, 1997. It began to learn at a geometric rate. It became self-aware 2:14 AM, Eastern time, August 29th.

In a panic, they tried to pull the bung.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 20, 2020 01:08 PM (t+qrx)

It is now self teaching and self replicating.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 20, 2020 01:10 PM (Uu+Jp)

372 368 The New York Times@nytimes
Tesla owners are grappling with the fact that their cars may carry new connotations

after Elon Musk tweeted about taking "the red pill," a reference to "The Matrix" that has been co-opted by the right and discussed in misogynistic and racist forums



It was never co-opted by the right. LOL.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2020 01:10 PM (f4vam)

========

Yeah, it was co-opted by those on the left who are just sick of the progressive intersectionality bullshit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 01:10 PM (LvTSG)

373 Was Selah Ward a cheerleader?

Oh yes.

https://pbs.tw___.com/media/DK_UQcsXcAUx00a.jpg

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2020 01:11 PM (Boy/L)

374 that has been co-opted by the right and discussed in misogynistic and racist forums
=======

I doubt they are talking about "red-pilling" on Stormfront.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 20, 2020 01:11 PM (vg8iE)

375 Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2020 01:10 PM (f4vam)

More projection than a marathon showing of The Exorcist.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 20, 2020 01:11 PM (2DOZq)

376 364 Skinny females. Do Not get the appeal. My taste runs otherwise.
Posted by: tubal at May 20, 2020 01:09 PM (bCLt0)

a big girl kind of roomy

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 20, 2020 01:11 PM (JFO2v)

377 Fill in Twitter on 373.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2020 01:11 PM (Boy/L)

378

I used to read it every day when I took Metro to work in the early to mid 200's. Editorials were lib, but not crazy. Plus Michael Kelly (RIP) three times a week and good sports/Metro section. Could mot pay me to read it now.

Posted by: Benji Carver at May 20, 2020 12:45 PM (OD2ni)

^^^ Me too! Red line.

Posted by: Iris at May 20, 2020 01:11 PM (lSFe/)

379 Didn't Punky Brewster have tits so big that she had to have them reduced? Kinda anti-lollipop right?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 20, 2020 01:12 PM (NI4rU)

380 >>>I was just thinking about Scarface the other day. The ending was mega stupid.


They're remaking it, of course. Tony/Tonya, a gender-neutral artist, attempts to corner the market in organic rice in Portland, with violent consequences.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 20, 2020 01:12 PM (HmZuC)

381 Tesla owners are grappling with the fact that their cars may carry new connotations ...
---------

So, pretty much the same for them as hearing the cock crow twice.

Terrible, terrible moral burden... devastating even.

[spits]

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2020 01:12 PM (830x5)

382 Ward attended the University of Alabama, where she was Homecoming Queen, a Crimson Tide cheerleader, and joined Chi Omega sorority.[3] She double-majored in fine art and advertising.

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 20, 2020 01:12 PM (iTXRQ)

383 Coronavirus is a national treasure

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 20, 2020 01:13 PM (oAY8z)

384 Didn't Punky Brewster have tits so big that she had to have them reduced? Kinda anti-lollipop right?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 20, 2020 01:12 PM (NI4rU)

She was derisively called Punky Boobster.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at May 20, 2020 01:13 PM (I48cm)

385 381 Tesla owners are grappling with the fact that their cars may carry new connotations ...
---------

So, pretty much the same for them as hearing the cock crow twice.

Terrible, terrible moral burden... devastating even.

[spits]
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2020 01:12 PM (830x5)

In many states Teslas are 35% coal powered

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 20, 2020 01:13 PM (JFO2v)

386 New alternative history novel, Rodham, A Novel Curtis Sittenfeld, in which Hillz turns down Bill's proposal and succeeds beyond her wildest dreams.

https://amzn.to/3bPZain
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2020 12:48 PM (+y/Ru)


So it's Bill Clinton's fault that Hilzibub is a grasping, venal sociopath? Too funny.

The word must have gone out to the troops that Bill is no longer the de facto head of the Dem party. Someone needs to take the hit for the team and give us a review on the Book Thread.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 20, 2020 01:13 PM (YQ4mh)

387 Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 20, 2020 01:12 PM (iTXRQ)

Chi-O Chi-O It's off to bed we go.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 20, 2020 01:13 PM (2DOZq)

388 Night Court clip:


You, sir, are a great American.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 20, 2020 01:13 PM (gd9RK)

389 Real women have curves.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at May 20, 2020 01:14 PM (xInes)

390 Jen Rubin sexbot was a complete flop.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 20, 2020 01:14 PM (JFO2v)

391 376 364 Skinny females. Do Not get the appeal. My taste runs otherwise.
Posted by: tubal at May 20, 2020 01:09 PM (bCLt0)

a big girl kind of roomy
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 20, 2020 01:11 PM (JFO2v)


Voluptuous. Very very touchable. The Christina Hendricks model.

Posted by: tubal at May 20, 2020 01:14 PM (bCLt0)

392 322 >>Trump is crazy to allow obama's portrait in the White House.



He's not. Obama is refusing to hold the portrait unveiling until after Trump leaves the WH, so I assume the Obama and Michelle portraits stay in storage until then.

These are different from the two portraits already revealed and displayed at the Smithsonian National Portrait Museum.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2020 01:02 PM (bDqIh)

Someone should photoshop the portraits sitting by some garbage cans at the White House curb. I'm sure there are enough libs who would believe it's real and melt down over it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 20, 2020 01:14 PM (j3npP)

393 Skinny females. Do Not get the appeal. My taste runs otherwise.
Posted by: tubal
---------

P.J. O'Rourke called them, 'X-Rays'. So scrawny you could see their bones.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2020 01:14 PM (830x5)

394 Nurse who only wore underwear under transparent PPE gown on male hospital ward in Russia because she was 'too hot' is disciplined (but the patients don't seem upset!)

https://tinyurl.com/ycq3xyyl

(Daily Mail)

Ultimately, she was fired for not adding an extra 6 inches of social distancing.

*I am making that last part up*

Posted by: Robert Heinlein at May 20, 2020 01:15 PM (Z4rgH)

395 My over 45 pick is Heather Graham.
Posted by: Kilroy



Catherine Bell of Army Wives and The Good Witch.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2020 01:15 PM (f4vam)

396 392 322 >>Trump is crazy to allow obama's portrait in the White House.

I'm sure the eyes on that horrible thing move.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 20, 2020 01:16 PM (Uu+Jp)

397 Mnuchin says employees who reject offer to return to work are ineligible for unemployment benefits

Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2020 01:16 PM (X5CsJ)

398 I thought y'all were gabbing about Selma Blair.

Posted by: klaftern at May 20, 2020 01:16 PM (RuIsu)

399 P.J. O'Rourke called them, 'X-Rays'. So scrawny you could see their bones.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2020 01:14 PM (830x5)

Social Xrays by TOm WOlfe

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 20, 2020 01:16 PM (JFO2v)

400 it's a MILF thread now

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 20, 2020 01:16 PM (iTXRQ)

401 So (referring to #368 reference here) the NYT really is now just a NextDoor forum in a really, really stupid "educated" urban/coastal neighborhood? That's what idiocy like that reads like.

Teslas already have connotations.

Let me translate - using reality - the NYT's sad bizarre idiocy.

People with, inexplicably, plenty or too much money, who don't understand geology, economics, engineering, or physics, who buy Teslas because they think they're helping the "planet", will have their bizarre self-regard damaged by the fact that owner of the company made common sense observations about a severe flu that will not affect his workers.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 20, 2020 01:16 PM (El6T/)

402 Is there a sexier movie person than Michelle Pfeiffer, in Scarface? I'll fight over this.

Posted by: Florida Man at May 20, 2020 01:16 PM (Jj+59)

403 397 Mnuchin says employees who reject offer to return to work are ineligible for unemployment benefits
Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2020 01:16 PM (X5CsJ)

That law has been on the books at least 30 years.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 20, 2020 01:17 PM (JFO2v)

404 A Rubin ain't nuthin' but a sandwich.

Posted by: an impoverished, young black boy addicted to russia conspiracies at May 20, 2020 01:17 PM (TQ/zJ)

405 According to the Innocence Project, 41 of 367 exonerees (11.1%) pled guilty to crimes they did not commit. Should these 41 exonerees be returned to jail too ?

Wonder if Judge Sullivan wants that for a legacy.

Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2020 01:17 PM (X5CsJ)

406 Chi-O Chi-O It's off to bed we go.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 20, 2020 01:13 PM

I paid my buck, I want my fuck, Chi-O Chi-O...

Posted by: Bert G at May 20, 2020 01:18 PM (OMsf+)

407 When she was on the Ferguson show Selah Ward had a very slight southern accent. Very sexy I thought.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 20, 2020 01:18 PM (Uu+Jp)

408 P.J. O'Rourke can suck my dick, kiss my ass and lick my nuts.

Posted by: Florida Man at May 20, 2020 01:18 PM (Jj+59)

409 402 Is there a sexier movie person than Michelle Pfeiffer, in Scarface? I'll fight over this.

Posted by: Florida Man at May 20, 2020 01:16 PM (Jj+59)

Way to skinny. Eating disorder skinny. Not sure if she lost weight to play the role of a coke whore (if she did kudos), but yuck. Great face though.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 20, 2020 01:18 PM (j3npP)

410 That law has been on the books at least 30 years.
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 20, 2020 01:17 PM (JFO2v)

The theory of employment attorneys was that employers cannot make someone return to an unsafe workplace.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 20, 2020 01:18 PM (2DOZq)

411 it's a MILF thread now
Posted by: DB- just DB



Considering most of us are m-f'ers anyway....

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2020 01:19 PM (f4vam)

412 400 it's a MILF thread now
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 20, 2020 01:16 PM (iTXRQ)

or GMILF for us old fuckers

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 20, 2020 01:19 PM (JFO2v)

413 410 That law has been on the books at least 30 years.
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 20, 2020 01:17 PM (JFO2v)

The theory of employment attorneys was that employers cannot make someone return to an unsafe workplace.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 20, 2020 01:18 PM (2DOZq)

==========

Will that definition now include every communicable disease known and unknown?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 01:19 PM (LvTSG)

414



NOOOD


boner killer nood

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 20, 2020 01:20 PM (bt0mc)

415 The Barrel went online on August 4th, 1997. It began to learn at a geometric rate. It became self-aware 2:14 AM, Eastern time, August 29th.

In a panic, they tried to pull the bung.
________________________

FoxNews is interested in your story. Can I call you to arrange a licensing agreement?

Posted by: Shep Smith at May 20, 2020 01:20 PM (w9Wax)

416 NOOD Abrams

Posted by: runner at May 20, 2020 01:20 PM (zr5Kq)

417 Priced a real good authentic Rueben lately? I think NASA makes them.

Posted by: klaftern at May 20, 2020 01:20 PM (RuIsu)

418 >> Way to skinny. Eating disorder skinny.

And her womb, it's a fuckin' polluted.

Posted by: Tony Montana at May 20, 2020 01:20 PM (f1Vqw)

419
Way to skinny. Eating disorder skinny. Not sure if she lost weight to play the role of a coke whore (if she did kudos), but yuck. Great face though.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 20, 2020 01:18 PM (j3npP)


As my youngest brother once said about her role in Scarface, "That was when she was like nineteen years old and weighed eighty-five pounds."

Posted by: fktheleft at May 20, 2020 01:20 PM (I54dk)

420 How many satires is this? I count at least 4...

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 20, 2020 01:21 PM (p0Y1J)

421 Ukraine Judge Orders Biden Be Listed as Alleged Perpetrator of Crime in Prosecutor's Firing

https://bit.ly/2ygRub0

If only Ukraining judges were as powerful as Hiwaiian judges.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2020 01:21 PM (+y/Ru)

422 I'd tap the Rubinbot 3000.

The human version, not so much.

Posted by: @PeeteySDee at May 20, 2020 01:21 PM (ap2QF)

423 I've never been so sexually aroused

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at May 20, 2020 01:21 PM (2P4E/)

424 "I've had a conversation with some folks,' Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer said on the "Today" on Tuesday. But she added, "It was just an opening conversation and it's not something that I would call a professional formalized vetting."

Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2020 01:21 PM (X5CsJ)

425 >boner killer nood
Posted by: Soothsayer,


aw man we just started riffing on hot older wimmins

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 20, 2020 01:21 PM (iTXRQ)

426 Will that definition now include every communicable disease known and unknown?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 01:19 PM (LvTSG)

That's what they will attempt. It's good that Muchin is squashing that now.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 20, 2020 01:21 PM (2DOZq)

427 I've said it before and I'll say it again: Jennifer Rubin looks like a wild-eyed bag lady... but then Jeff Bezos picked her up beneath an overpass in his limo, took her shopping at Ann Taylor, hosed her down and deloused her in the parking lot behind the WaPo, and set her loose in the newsroom.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 20, 2020 01:21 PM (h6CJG)

428 I see Mika has gone full Karen...

Over Trump's Twitter account.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2020 01:21 PM (p1i4H)

429 "I've had a conversation with some [Biden] folks,' Michigan Gov. Gretchen
Whitmer said on the "Today" on Tuesday. But she added, "It was just an
opening conversation and it's not something that I would call a
professional formalized vetting."

Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2020 01:22 PM (X5CsJ)

430 Skinny or voluptuous, whatever. Question is, can she provide cover fire and load mags. Thassa keeper. Sandwiches optional.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 20, 2020 01:25 PM (e1mEI)

431 Dyslexics Untie!

Posted by: Gropey Joe at May 20, 2020 01:25 PM (gnl1m)

432 Cyd Charisse in Singing in the Rain. Dancing with Gene Kelly. Hottest dance ever in that green dress.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade a fucking ray of sunshine at May 20, 2020 01:25 PM (bML9A)

433 Tombstone Dana Delany is best Dana Delany....

I can haz?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 20, 2020 01:26 PM (dfRN6)

434 You want Dana Delany....

You'll settle for Dana Plato...

You get Bill Dana.

Posted by: Gropey Joe at May 20, 2020 01:28 PM (gnl1m)

435 When Helen Thomas' physical form finally degenerated to ash for lack of newborn blood her crazed anti-Semitic spirit entered into the body of Jen Rubin. The real Jen Rubin has been dead for years.

Posted by: WonkishRogue at May 20, 2020 01:29 PM (l2t1M)

436 Not bad. Definitely on par with the level of coherence in a real Jen Rubin column

Posted by: deadrody at May 20, 2020 01:29 PM (pZxfz)

437 P.J. O'Rourke called them, 'X-Rays'. So scrawny you could see their bones.

Yup or Tom Wolfe, in Bonfire of the Vanities, referred to social x-rays. NY society women who starve themselves to be thin.

Posted by: MikeM at May 20, 2020 01:31 PM (RW3Jw)

438 Melanie Griffith's biggest problem was her voice, and unlike Kathy Ireland, she never learned to talk like a normal person. It spoils roles where she's supposed to be an adult or an authority, talking like betty boop on helium.

But she really can act.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 01:01 PM (KZzsI)


The voice and the acting ability make her a natural to play DR. Christine Blasey Fraud in the movie.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2020 01:33 PM (RFAn/)

439 Forcing a bot to read a 1000 Jen Rubin screeds may be grounds for the machines to rise up against us.

Posted by: Nonapod at May 20, 2020 01:45 PM (CLP9I)

440 "Supposably"
Arrgghh!
I think you mean "supposedly".

Posted by: timactual at May 20, 2020 02:20 PM (pPXFf)

441 Reads like a bad translation by the CCP from the original Chinese.

Posted by: Michael Maslow at May 20, 2020 07:04 PM (31t4Z)

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