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Quote I These crimes were not isolated incidents constituting moments of poor judgment; they were textbook cases of grooming, involving a defendant who repeatedly leveraged tactics of isolation, manipulation, and control for the sake of her own selfish purposes. The egregious nature of the conduct was further compounded by the plain fact that the emotional and psychological harm she inflicted came at the expense of two of the very same young minds she had been entrusted to develop and nurture. Monmouth County Prosecutor Raymond S. Santiago Quote II "Come on, Oskar, just fuck off.” Canada’s Marc Kennedy, Olympic Curler Quote IIIMr. Guerrero, personally I don't care. I want every ILLEGAL ALIEN out of this country. I love women. I love my wife. I love my 3 daughters. I love my granddaughter. But, what the fuck is wrong with many of that gender? First of all lady, who made you God so you could smite off road enthusiasts? So we keep hearing about compromise. How can one have a rationale discussion about ILLEGAL ALIENS when you are dealing with this insufferable c*^t? The exchange stripped away any illusion about what drives these ICE agitators. After Jensen screamed "race traitor" at a Hispanic agent, he calmly explained they were hunting a child molester. She called him a liar. The other agent stepped in with a reality check: "If you actually cared, you would care about the child who got raped and also by the person who got murdered by the person we are looking for.” That's when Jensen said the quiet part out loud. She admitted she didn't care. Then she pivoted to the standard talking point about how ICE should only go after "illegal, violent immigrants" before insisting "that's not what you are doing.” Except it was exactly what they were doing. They were literally chasing a suspect wanted for raping a child and murder. “If you actually cared, you probably would care about the child who got raped and the person who got murdered by the person we’re looking for, but you see, you don’t care,” an ICE agent told Jensen. “No, I don’t care,” Jensen admitted.Hate to see Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed El Goatbanger get a hold of one of your loved ones. Or even you Ms. POS. Swatting is an illegal act. It appears to be one of their favorite attacks on anyone who disagrees with them. But now it's gone too damn far. We have public officials swatting parents and children over legally protected beliefs and constitutionally protected freedoms. ![]() Perhaps you should let her direct employer know that you don't tolerate this vile, despicable piece of ![]() Just a local cop trying to do his job. So I wonder who she calls when she is a crime victim? And finally. So many things to say about the following clip and so little time. I bet this little bitch has never heard the word, "No". On the other hand she has padded her resume to enter a Poison Ivy League school. So Mis. Hum. is it only women and politician who you are bitching about tonight? Well, no not really. I'm with Paul Joseph Watson on the 700B.C. sewage cultural rot brought by the Religion of PiecesTM Eyeballing a weary porta-potty, the forlorn sentinel of county fairs and highway hells, Jeremy Barnett dreamed it into a deluxe ice fishing palace on Lake DuBay. Using foam strips, he armored the flanks, etched portals for pole parades, and installed a heater fiercer than a scorned snowplow driver. Lying before thee, behold: a pint-sized privy perched on polar plains, burbling warmth for a duo of dreamers and their dangling delights, while gales of frozen hell giggle outside like tipsy elves. On The Road Again. Carefree Highway. Life Is A Highway. I wonder what will be on her mix list. Genius Award Winner. Oneida, N.Y. - A Central New York woman employed by the state Department of Transportation stole several thousand pounds of asphalt from the DOT, troopers said. Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Vocabulary Improvement. Notice: Posted with permission by the Ace Media Empire & AceCorp, LLC. The ONT is not responsible for hurt feelings, misunderstood emotions or misplaced keys. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Hooray for the ONT.
It's both the ONT we wanted and the ONT we needed. Probably… And precisely on schedule Just like every Monday. At Whenever I d@mn well feel like it o'clock. Posted by: mindful webworker - don't try this at home at February 16, 2026 10:11 PM (6hyzx) 2
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Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at February 16, 2026 10:11 PM (tqpXi) 3
Yay!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 16, 2026 10:12 PM (LNeRu) 4
You can take your heels off while you’re driving the truck.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 16, 2026 10:12 PM (VExqf) Posted by: four seasons at February 16, 2026 10:12 PM (3ek7K) 6
Mishum in the house!
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at February 16, 2026 10:12 PM (TtTH3) 7
Happy Monday, MisHum!
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at February 16, 2026 10:13 PM (H/suN) 8
and . . . they're off!
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 16, 2026 10:13 PM (wVcYX) 9
Called the otters.
Posted by: clarence at February 16, 2026 10:13 PM (5OgL1) 10
When the commentators are ready, the ONT will appear.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 16, 2026 10:13 PM (wVcYX) 11
Open topic: The Washington Generals are greater than General Washington. Show your work. Scoring deductions for the use of imaginary numbers.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at February 16, 2026 10:14 PM (tqpXi) 12
I almost spewed my drink when I read the "joke." Nice one.
Posted by: GWB at February 16, 2026 10:15 PM (XoEtr) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 16, 2026 10:16 PM (tgvbd) 14
I like the top "joke", but I don't believe it. Whether he sees his shadow or not, we'll always get another year of government bullshit.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 16, 2026 10:17 PM (S/Y4j) Posted by: four seasons at February 16, 2026 10:17 PM (3ek7K) 16
Evenin’, All.
Posted by: Bulg at February 16, 2026 10:17 PM (77rzZ) 17
I like the top "joke", but I don't believe it. Whether he sees his shadow or not, we'll always get another year of government bullshit.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf If he sees his shadow: another year of bullshit. If he does not: two. Posted by: mikeski at February 16, 2026 10:19 PM (VHUov) 18
Does anyone give a *hit about the Washington Generals?
I don't know which sport they play, lol. Posted by: four seasons at February 16, 2026 10:17 PM (3ek7K) They play the Harlem Globetrotters. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 16, 2026 10:19 PM (S/Y4j) 19
Scoring deductions for the use of imaginary numbers.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram And geometric logic. Posted by: gKWVE at February 16, 2026 10:19 PM (gKWVE) 20
Amy Curtis
@RantyAmyCurtiset Totally weird how not one Leftist has said, “No, we won’t let Muslims ban your dogs.” I’m sure it’s just a coincidence. ----- The left just plays us, and we go along with it. IF they were just "normal Americans" who had some minor differences from us, they would have been all over defending THEIR dogs. But they won't. They'll just roll over...if we let them. Posted by: Crusader at February 16, 2026 10:19 PM (Cjcf6) Posted by: four seasons at February 16, 2026 10:20 PM (3ek7K) 22
Yay, ONT!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 16, 2026 10:20 PM (lUFok) 23
They play the Harlem Globetrotters.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 16, 2026 10:19 PM (S/Y4j) AKA Republicans Posted by: r hennigantx at February 16, 2026 10:20 PM (gbOdA) 24
Thanks for the girthy and educational ONT, Mis Hum!
Always good to see you. Hope all is well with you and The Fabulous. Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 16, 2026 10:21 PM (kB9dk) 25
Scoring deductions for the use of imaginary numbers.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram I dunno. I can imagine A LOT... Posted by: Han Solo, Dreaming of Rebel Riches . . . at February 16, 2026 10:21 PM (3ZUWJ) 26
The "I want my mommy" twit is just up the road from me. The surprise is it is generally a conservative community. But not completely and the Washington state teachers union is typically Marxist.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 16, 2026 10:22 PM (2WIwB) 27
Totally weird how not one Leftist has said, “No, we won’t let Muslims ban your dogs.” ___________ Dollars to donuts that those "secular", "rational" Leftists will become the most fanatical imams come the Islamic conquest. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 16, 2026 10:22 PM (tgvbd) 28
When your bladder means nothing (Need for a pee)
You know you're pistified Posted by: gKWVE at February 16, 2026 10:23 PM (gKWVE) 29
Open topic: The Washington Generals are greater than General Washington. Show your work. Scoring deductions for the use of imaginary numbers.
----- The Washington Generals could beat the defending WNBA champions by 20. IF it was important to the Washington Generals, they could beat them by 40. Posted by: Crusader at February 16, 2026 10:23 PM (Cjcf6) 30
Well, Mr Mexican national, prepare to have your kids transfer and the golden goose killed.
Fuck all of you 'my ox is getting gored' fuckwads. Thanks for the ONT! Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 16, 2026 10:23 PM (zZu0s) 31
20 Amy Curtis
@RantyAmyCurtiset Totally weird how not one Leftist has said, “No, we won’t let Muslims ban your dogs.” I’m sure it’s just a coincidence. --------------- I wonder if they'd complain if Muslims wanted to ban cats. Would the crazy cat ladies roll over? Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 16, 2026 10:23 PM (S/Y4j) Posted by: four seasons at February 16, 2026 10:23 PM (3ek7K) Posted by: Oddbob at February 16, 2026 10:23 PM (Fs0KI) 34
Neil Young. Listened to 52 seconds. Yup. That's Neil.
Posted by: mindful webworker - Crabby Still Gnash and Old at February 16, 2026 10:24 PM (6hyzx) 35
On a somber note, RIP Robert Duvall. He was truly on of the greats! 🙏
Anyways, back to the antics. Always great to see you step in Mis.Hum!😋 Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 16, 2026 10:24 PM (LNeRu) Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 16, 2026 10:24 PM (sAmhv) 37
The "I want my mommy" twit is just up the road from me. ____________ Note she's not screaming, "I want my daddy!" Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 16, 2026 10:24 PM (tgvbd) 38
I loved the Harlem Globetrotters.
I'm not up on sports, are they still around? ----- Yes, they're still around, and celebrating their 100th year of being the Harlem Globetrotters! Posted by: Crusader at February 16, 2026 10:25 PM (Cjcf6) 39
In a desperate and pathetic bid for popularity, I brought Doritos.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 16, 2026 10:25 PM (nWPIJ) 40
I wonder if we'll see lots of dog poisoned in dog parks in the muzzie enclaves. Be careful if you go to dog parks. Posted by: four seasons at February 16, 2026 10:25 PM (3ek7K) 41
A MisHim ONT and no Frank Zappa videos? There is one conclusion: MisHim is being held hostage until he pays the Upper Midwest ice fishing hut property tax.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at February 16, 2026 10:25 PM (tqpXi) 42
Nice Cream song up top. Good music all around. Five Stars.
Posted by: Musikladen at February 16, 2026 10:26 PM (oftw2) 43
I like the top "joke", but I don't believe it. Whether he sees his shadow or not, we'll always get another year of government bullshit.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 16, 2026 10:17 PM (S/Y4j) Please. The President is always in such a spotlight, he is guaranteed to see his shadow. Even if he has to be turned around by a large rabbit and have it pointed out to him. Posted by: GWB at February 16, 2026 10:26 PM (XoEtr) Posted by: four seasons at February 16, 2026 10:26 PM (3ek7K) 45
In a desperate and pathetic bid for popularity, I brought Doritos.
Do you intend to share them? I think that's an important factor in the popularity. Posted by: Oddbob at February 16, 2026 10:26 PM (Fs0KI) 46
35 On a somber note, RIP Robert Duvall. He was truly on of the greats! 🙏
-------- To be honest, he wasn't a wartime consiglieri. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 16, 2026 10:27 PM (nWPIJ) 47
The "I want my mommy" twit is just up the road from me.
____________ Note she's not screaming, "I want my daddy!" Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh WELL, YEAH, SHE'S NEVER MET HIM. Posted by: BEN ROFLCOPTER at February 16, 2026 10:27 PM (VHUov) 48
Hall of Fame pitcher Bob Gibson played for the Harlem Globetrotters in 1956 before he went to baseball full time. He was a very good athlete.
Posted by: Hoot at February 16, 2026 10:29 PM (oftw2) 49
The deranged karen video needed Steve Inman, and about 6 fewer minutes of length.
And that "porta-potty" looks more like a construction-site office shack. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2026 10:29 PM (8zz6B) 50
I wonder if they'd complain if Muslims wanted to ban cats. Would the crazy cat ladies roll over?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 16, 2026 10:23 PM (S/Y4j) I don't know about that. But they will scream bloody murder at YOU if you claim they're eating the cats. Posted by: GWB at February 16, 2026 10:29 PM (XoEtr) 51
Do you intend to share them? I think that's an important factor in the popularity.
Posted by: Oddbob at February 16, 2026 10:26 PM (Fs0KI) -------- I knew there was a catch to this popularity shit. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 16, 2026 10:29 PM (nWPIJ) 52
Hi MisHum!! The joke is great!
You could have just put a white square to represent snow. Some has melted but it is still around! yuck! back to content! Posted by: Iris at February 16, 2026 10:29 PM (bOJ2I) 53
Neil Young and Crazy Horse were *amazing* on Live Rust. Like, mind-blowing *amazing*.
And then Neil Young went crazy, and I've no longer cared what he does, other than pointing out that he's crazy, and that Darryl Hannah almost certainly wishes that she hadn't married that crazy ass. Posted by: Crusader at February 16, 2026 10:30 PM (Cjcf6) 54
The "I want my mommy" twit is just up the road from me.
____________ Note she's not screaming, "I want my daddy!" Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh WELL, YEAH, SHE'S NEVER MET HIM. Posted by: BEN ROFLCOPTER at February 16, 2026 10:27 PM (VHUov) *** Well, I hope not. She's a minor. A very stupid minor being groomed and prompted by her teachers. Posted by: Diogenes at February 16, 2026 10:32 PM (2WIwB) Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 16, 2026 10:32 PM (IG3/x) 56
>>> Oneida, N.Y. - A Central New York woman employed by the state Department of Transportation stole several thousand pounds of asphalt from the DOT, troopers said.
Asphalt, the black goo, or asphalt concrete AKA paving material? I can see a mid-level DoT manager having the crews go pave their driveway. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 16, 2026 10:33 PM (/lPRQ) 57
Good evening morons y gracias mh for the small dose of sanity mixed with gumption that is the ONT
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 16, 2026 10:34 PM (RIvkX) 58
…they're still around, and celebrating their 100th year of being the Harlem Globetrotters!
Posted by: Crusader With all the original members. Posted by: mindful webworker - And their walkers. at February 16, 2026 10:34 PM (6hyzx) 59
> 53 Neil Young and Crazy Horse were *amazing* on Live Rust. Like, mind-blowing *amazing*.
Posted by: Crusader at February 16, 2026 10:30 PM (Cjcf6) Yeah, one of the best live albums of all time, I agree. It's up there with Hendrix's "Band of Gypsys" live performance. "That motherfucking 'Machine Gun', man..." -- Miles Davis Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 16, 2026 10:34 PM (IG3/x) 60
Sorry I'm late, my Waymo's navigation was way off.
Posted by: tankdemon at February 16, 2026 10:34 PM (VkDi+) 61
Women like it when you rhyme.....less bitchen and more kitchen. See its easy.
Posted by: Muchas buchas at February 16, 2026 10:35 PM (CDX35) 62
I can see a mid-level DoT manager having the crews go pave their driveway.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 16, 2026 10:33 PM (/lPRQ) I expect that's exactly what happened. Got her own driveway paved, and did not pave the driveway of her Democrat political master. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2026 10:35 PM (8zz6B) 63
Sadly MoCo probably would not fire that crazy woman. They are woke.
Posted by: Iris at February 16, 2026 10:36 PM (bOJ2I) 64
Neil Young and Crazy Horse were *amazing* on Live Rust. Like, mind-blowing *amazing*.
Posted by: Crusader at February 16, 2026 10:30 PM (Cjcf6) Yeah, one of the best live albums of all time, I agree. It's up there with Hendrix's "Band of Gypsys" live performance. ------ You are so right! Posted by: Crusader at February 16, 2026 10:36 PM (Cjcf6) 65
I think the asphalt was the milled old stuff they grind off when putting down new hot asphalt. You can buy it off the state DOT here. Companies put it down as driveways here and roll it. Makes a better surface than just gravel.
Posted by: Flat Busted at February 16, 2026 10:37 PM (oftw2) 66
Worker: We should stop testing our products on animals.
Manager: Shampoo companies do it all the time. Worker: Perhaps, but we make dildos. Manager: Armadildos have to survive animal attacks. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 16, 2026 10:38 PM (S/Y4j) Posted by: man at February 16, 2026 10:38 PM (cGjQu) 68
I wonder if they'd complain if Muslims wanted to ban cats. Would the crazy cat ladies roll over?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf Odd You hear about their dislike of dogs But silence on cats What cats - Achmed Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 16, 2026 10:38 PM (/lPRQ) 69
If I was a resident of London, I'm afraid I would not have a dog like I do now. Not impactful enough.
I just checked the city by-laws and you are allowed to have a miniature PIG as a pet in that city. He'd get plenty of exercise walking right through the largest collection of loitering Muslims I could find every night. And, I'd talk my friends into doing the same. Posted by: Orson at February 16, 2026 10:39 PM (dIske) 70
Let's see... my Top Five:
Jimi Hendrix: Band of Gypsys Neil Young: Live Rust Judas Priest: Unleased in the East (some argue that this isn't a "live album" because some overdub tracks were added in the studio. I don't give a crap... it kicks fucking ass) Johnny Cash: Live at Folsom Prison The Who: Live at Leeds Honorable mention: The Rolling Stones: Get Yer Ya-Ya's Out. The Allman Brothers Band: At Fillmore East Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 16, 2026 10:40 PM (IG3/x) 71
The Washington Generals play an important role... they lose every game so the globetrotters look like superman. A while back I read about the one time the Generals won by mistake. It was such a shock that children in the stands were crying.
Posted by: 496 at February 16, 2026 10:41 PM (t+VLa) 72
Odd
You hear about their dislike of dogs But silence on cats ----- They still resent the Jezabel incident. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 16, 2026 10:41 PM (XeU6L) Posted by: man at February 16, 2026 10:41 PM (cGjQu) 74
Well, I hope not. She's a minor. A very stupid minor being groomed and prompted by her teachers.
Posted by: Diogenes Wait until she gets 'groomed' by the Muslims. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 16, 2026 10:41 PM (/lPRQ) 75
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 16, 2026 10:33 PM (/lPRQ)
_______________________ It was asphalt millings. That stuff goes for about $20 a ton. Pretty cheap really. (Same as in town....heh) Posted by: Orson at February 16, 2026 10:41 PM (dIske) 76
> Judas Priest: Unleased in the East
UnleasHed in the East. It's not like they had rental property that wasn't moving. Heh. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 16, 2026 10:42 PM (IG3/x) 77
I just checked the city by-laws and you are allowed to have a miniature PIG as a pet in that city. He'd get plenty of exercise walking right through the largest collection of loitering Muslims I could find every night. And, I'd talk my friends into doing the same.
Posted by: Orson at February 16, 2026 10:39 PM (dIske) Sign up for one of those repopped dire wolves. Tell it that "asians" taste like chicken. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2026 10:42 PM (8zz6B) 78
From X:
Mary . 2pm Dating a 25-year-old is talking to yourself. With one of 35 it is understanding their traumas. With a 45-year-old it is tolerant of him talking on the phone all the time scolding his children. And with a 50-year-old it means hearing the nonsense of 23-year-olds again. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 16, 2026 10:42 PM (VExqf) 79
Thanks for the ONT MisHum.
Our weather here in N IL is crazy warm for Feb, high of 67 today. Does this extend further north to your spot in WI? Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at February 16, 2026 10:43 PM (55Qr6) 80
A while back I read about the one time the Generals won by mistake. It was such a shock that children in the stands were crying.
Posted by: 496 That's like Tom catching that little rodent at last and disemboweling him on TV. I'm the kid who'd be cheering Tom. Posted by: gKWVE at February 16, 2026 10:45 PM (gKWVE) 81
It was asphalt millings. That stuff goes for about $20 a ton. Pretty cheap really.
(Same as in town....heh) Posted by: Orson They get you on the S&H Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 16, 2026 10:45 PM (/lPRQ) 82
79 Thanks for the ONT MisHum.
Our weather here in N IL is crazy warm for Feb, high of 67 today. Does this extend further north to your spot in WI? Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at February 16, 2026 10:43 PM (55Qr6) ____________________________ Judging from the last five weeks, the worst place to be this winter (so far) has been Pennsylvania. Where I am, we had a stretch of over 3 weeks where the temp. didn't reach 20 F. We just got above freezing for the first time yesterday and got another 4 inches of snow for the trouble. Posted by: Orson at February 16, 2026 10:45 PM (dIske) 83
The Washington Generals are the mascot for the GOP pre-Trump. Always put on a good show, always appear to fight hard, always lose because that’s what you’re being paid to do.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 16, 2026 10:45 PM (otNgF) 84
Clocking out. It's been a day. There ought to be another one tomorrow. I don't take that for granted, but if there is, I'll live it.
https://youtu.be/dLmiYxuHvT4 G'nite, y'all. Posted by: mindful webworker - sweet home Oklahoma at February 16, 2026 10:46 PM (6hyzx) 85
It was asphalt millings. That stuff goes for about $20 a ton. Pretty cheap really.
(Same as in town....heh) Posted by: Orson at February 16, 2026 10:41 PM (dIske) I had a local trucker offer me a tandem load of that stuff for hundred bucks. Enough to do my whole driveway. He never followed through with it. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2026 10:46 PM (8zz6B) 86
Presidents Day Fun Fact: John Tyler is the only President who was not given a state funeral at his death. His joining the Confederacy seemed to ruffle some people's feathers.
Second fun fact: Speaking of feathers, Andrew Jackson's pet parrot had to be removed from the room at his wake because its foul language upset some guests. Posted by: tankdemon at February 16, 2026 10:46 PM (VkDi+) 87
Nice Cream song up top. Good music all around. Five Stars. Posted by: Musikladen I forgot to click on it since there was no "picture." Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 16, 2026 10:47 PM (Cqx++) 88
83 The Washington Generals are the mascot for the GOP pre-Trump
That was Anton, "Flight 93 Election" iirc. Posted by: gKWVE at February 16, 2026 10:48 PM (gKWVE) Posted by: Gimme, Gimme, Shock Treatment! at February 16, 2026 10:48 PM (oftw2) 90
@nicksortor
· 15m 🚨 BREAKING — IT’S OFFICIAL: Rhode Island officials have CONFIRMED the hockey shooter was a “transgender” man named Robert Dorgan Robert had recently started going by “Roberta” Posted by: Don Black at February 16, 2026 10:48 PM (ZxPkt) 91
Live albums? Little Feat, "Waiting for Columbus."
There's a fat man . . . in the bathtub . . . with the blues. Wanna play "Willin" like Lowell? Drop that A string to a G. Posted by: M. Gaga at February 16, 2026 10:48 PM (KiBMU) 92
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Does anyone give a *hit about the Washington Generals? I don't know which sport they play, lol. Posted by: four seasons at February 16, 2026 10:17 PM (3ek7K) They're the sad sacks that the Harlem Globtrotters demolish on a nightly basis. Posted by: tankdemon at February 16, 2026 10:48 PM (VkDi+) 93
The Washington Generals are the mascot for the GOP pre-Trump. Always put on a good show, always appear to fight hard, always lose because that’s what you’re being paid to do. Posted by: Tom Servo Question is - will they revert to form afterwards? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 16, 2026 10:48 PM (Cqx++) 94
It was asphalt millings. That stuff goes for about $20 a ton. Pretty cheap really.
(Same as in town....heh) Posted by: Orson They get you on the S&H Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 16, 2026 10:45 PM (/lPRQ) I must be getting old. I saw S&H, and immediately thought of Green Stamps, not shipping and handling. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 16, 2026 10:49 PM (S/Y4j) 95
They get you on the S&H
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 16, 2026 10:45 PM (/lPRQ) I just love when they don't list that S&H price. $19.95 product. $4 for mailing. And $50 for handling. Posted by: RickZ at February 16, 2026 10:49 PM (gKDq2) 96
Greetings all.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 16, 2026 10:49 PM (CHHv1) 97
Live albums? Little Feat, "Waiting for Columbus."
There's a fat man . . . in the bathtub . . . with the blues. Wanna play "Willin" like Lowell? Drop that A string to a G. Posted by: M. Gaga at February 16, 2026 10:48 PM (KiBMU) Definitely one of the best live albums of its era. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2026 10:49 PM (8zz6B) 98
🚨 BREAKING — IT’S OFFICIAL: Rhode Island officials have CONFIRMED the hockey shooter was a “transgender” man named Robert Dorgan Robert had recently started going by “Roberta” Posted by: Don Black Mister Ghost says he's a MAGA man. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 16, 2026 10:50 PM (Cqx++) 99
John Tyler is the only President who was not given a state funeral at his death. His joining the Confederacy seemed to ruffle some people's feathers.
Also Tyler wasn't elected, and there wasn't a Constitutional line of succession at the time he took over. Arguably (it was argued) he took power in a palace coup. Posted by: gKWVE at February 16, 2026 10:50 PM (gKWVE) 100
Confusing holidays for kids...
In kindergarten I explained this to my mother regarding Groundhog Day: It is the day that Grandpas pop up out of the ground in the morning and say hello to their shadows. She said I was not in the least alarmed by this because I called my grandfathers other names (Granddaddy, who was in the ground from the time I was an infant; and Papa). Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 16, 2026 10:50 PM (WONhk) 101
> Little Feat, "Waiting for Columbus."
> You left out The Ramones- It's Alive Both worthy entries, for def. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 16, 2026 10:51 PM (IG3/x) 102
I must be getting old. I saw S&H, and immediately thought of Green Stamps, not shipping and handling. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf Me too https://t.ly/ZWnKq Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 16, 2026 10:52 PM (Cqx++) 103
BREAKING — IT’S OFFICIAL: Rhode Island officials have CONFIRMED the hockey shooter was a “transgender” man named Robert Dorgan
Robert had recently started going by “Roberta” Posted by: Don Black Blowback from renouncing Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs. Role model for the trannie killers he was. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 16, 2026 10:52 PM (/lPRQ) 104
MisHim is being held hostage until he pays the Upper Midwest ice fishing hut property tax.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at February 16, 2026 10:25 PM (tqpXi) 100% correct. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 16, 2026 10:53 PM (n9ltV) 105
Judging from the last five weeks, the worst place to be this winter (so far) has been Pennsylvania. Where I am, we had a stretch of over 3 weeks where the temp. didn't reach 20 F. We just got above freezing for the first time yesterday and got another 4 inches of snow for the trouble.
Posted by: Orson at February 16, 2026 10:45 Yep Orson, we've been lucky here. It's been a lot worse out East than it has been here in the Midwest. Like our crappy winters shifted east. I've got to admit I really love years like this. Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at February 16, 2026 10:53 PM (55Qr6) 106
BREAKING — IT’S OFFICIAL: Rhode Island officials have CONFIRMED the hockey shooter was a “transgender” man named Robert Dorgan
Robert had recently started going by “Roberta” Posted by: Don Black Mister Ghost says he's a MAGA man. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 16, 2026 10:50 PM (Cqx++) Saw that elsewhere. Tranny means batshit crazy, it means bugfuck nuts. It means whatever other attributes the fucker has, or had, are invalidated. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2026 10:53 PM (8zz6B) 107
@nicksortor
· 15m 🚨 BREAKING — IT’S OFFICIAL: Rhode Island officials have CONFIRMED the hockey shooter was a “transgender” man named Robert Dorgan Robert had recently started going by “Roberta” ---- This is truly sad. Posted by: Crusader at February 16, 2026 10:53 PM (Cjcf6) 108
Mister Ghost says he's a MAGA man.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. They always are. Until they are not. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 16, 2026 10:55 PM (/lPRQ) 109
I just checked the city by-laws and you are allowed to have a miniature PIG as a pet in that city. He'd get plenty of exercise walking right through the largest collection of loitering Muslims I could find every night. And, I'd talk my friends into doing the same.
Posted by: Orson at February 16, 2026 10:39 PM (dIske) But would he love books? Have three very mean older brothers? Constantly foil a rooster's plots? Be a best friend to a paranoid duck? ("Garfield and Friends" references for those who don't get it.) Posted by: pookysgirl grew up on that cartoon at February 16, 2026 10:55 PM (Wt5PA) 110
I wonder if we'll see lots of dog poisoned in dog parks in the muzzie enclaves. Be careful if you go to dog parks. Posted by: four seasons at February 16, 2026 10:25 PM (3ek7K) Happened to one of our dogs during a posting to Jordan. She survived the poisoning, but it damaged her, and she died six months later. A local layabout didn't like seeing her when we walked. Posted by: moki at February 16, 2026 10:55 PM (wLjpr) 111
My favorite live albums:
Double albums: Ten Years After - Recorded Live Uriah Heep - Live Triple: Yes - YesSongs Single: Mountain - Live 3 Dog Night - Captured Live At The Forum Posted by: RickZ at February 16, 2026 10:56 PM (gKDq2) 112
South Texas Builders Association"
Yeah, sure. That's listed right before the Upper Slobivoa Builders Ass. Funny Posted by: man at February 16, 2026 10:57 PM (cGjQu) 113
So one year Dorgan is balls deep in his wife, and his wife was apparently impressed enough she bore his kid - kids in fact; and the next year Dorgan wants to be a woman himself? or whatever the pronoun is
What happened to this guy? How do we prevent this? Posted by: gKWVE at February 16, 2026 10:57 PM (gKWVE) 114
It's been a lot worse out East than it has been here in the Midwest. Had about a foot of snow in central IN a couple weeks ago. And it got quite cold. Hasn't done that for several years. Guess we were due. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 16, 2026 10:58 PM (Cqx++) 115
Mister Ghost says he's a MAGA man. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February Supposedly a Massie supporter. But how many maga men do you know riding around on their motorcycle in a thong bikini bottom with multi colored hair? Posted by: Piper at February 16, 2026 10:59 PM (pZEOD) 116
Roberta? Let's hear the definitive story of Roberta from the Reverend Billy C. Wirtz:
https://youtu.be/tiILsivZ44A Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2026 10:59 PM (8zz6B) 117
A local layabout didn't like seeing her when we walked."
Hmm. I'm not quite sure how I'd react. I do know said layabout would have an unpleasant time in the ER... Posted by: man at February 16, 2026 10:59 PM (cGjQu) 118
We ate at an Italian restaurant in the fashionable district, not priced like the downtown joints, pizzas for $20 to $28, 12-inchers. No complimentary bread with dinner, and heavy corkage fees for those bringing something from the cellar. A little bowl with 5 slices and a tiny ramekan of herbed butter was $5. I wanted to ask if I brought my own loaf, would they charge me sliceage.
Posted by: M. Gaga at February 16, 2026 11:00 PM (KiBMU) 119
Mister Ghost says he's a MAGA man...
Gateway Pundit has some pics. It's a guy in a party city wig with gay ass smiles. From his looks I think he is related to that Kentucky Ballistics guy. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 16, 2026 11:00 PM (/lPRQ) 120
Oneida, N.Y. - A Central New York woman employed by the state Department of Transportation stole several thousand pounds of asphalt from the DOT, troopers said.
Asphalt, the black goo, or asphalt concrete AKA paving material? I can see a mid-level DoT manager having the crews go pave their driveway. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 16, 2026 10:33 PM (/lPRQ) Used asphalt when I did roofing for a while. For flat roofs we melted it and mopped it on tar paper as part of the process. Beats pitch. Posted by: Javems at February 16, 2026 11:01 PM (zFsEm) 121
Supposedly a Massie supporter. But how many maga men do you know riding around on their motorcycle in a thong bikini bottom with multi colored hair?
Posted by: Piper Thong? Leather speedo is the MAGA creed. Poser. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 16, 2026 11:02 PM (/lPRQ) 122
Greetings Everyone
Hope you are all doing well and enjoying some warmer weather. We had an atypical blustery, rainy day here. Not cold, mostly in the 50's but wet and windy. If it was 10 degrees cooler it'd be described as a 'raw' day. Seems to be calming down some now. Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 16, 2026 11:02 PM (QGaXH) 123
Greatest live album atypical candidates
The Quintet, ‘Jazz At Massey Hall’ (1953) Duke Ellington, ‘Ellington at Newport’ (1956) Muddy Waters, ‘At Newport 1960’ (1960) John Coltrane, ‘Live! At the Village Vanguard’ (1962) Jerry Lee Lewis, ‘Live at the Star Club, Hamburg’ (1964) B.B. King, ‘Live at the Regal’ (1965) Frank Zappa and the Mothers, ‘Roxy & Elsewhere’ (1974) Keith Jarrett, ‘The Köln Concert’ (1975) Talking Heads, ‘Stop Making Sense’ (1984) Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at February 16, 2026 11:04 PM (tqpXi) 124
Also, he was going after Andy Ngo and supporting Sarah Tim McBride. Yeah, definitely screaming MAGA to me!
Posted by: Piper at February 16, 2026 11:05 PM (pZEOD) 125
Leather speedo"
Saw Leather speedo open for Frankie Goes to Hollywood at the Civic Arena in 85... Posted by: man at February 16, 2026 11:05 PM (cGjQu) 126
Used asphalt when I did roofing for a while. For flat roofs we melted it and mopped it on tar paper as part of the process. Beats pitch.
Posted by: Javems Freak Accident from the OSHA Files. Roofer fell off a roof and landed in the kettle. Got to put the kettle twenty feet away now. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 16, 2026 11:06 PM (/lPRQ) 127
Roofer fell off a roof and landed in the kettle"
"Oh, the roofers in the kettle at the Peking Moon..." Hmm. Posted by: man at February 16, 2026 11:08 PM (cGjQu) 128
I wonder what the attendees at Munich Security Conference thought of Newsom, Whitmer, and AOC.
Do they secretly laugh? Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 16, 2026 11:09 PM (RIvkX) 129
Leather speedo is the MAGA creed.
Poser. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher Young man, I was once in your shoes. Posted by: gKWVE at February 16, 2026 11:09 PM (gKWVE) 130
I've been pistified many times in my life.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 16, 2026 11:09 PM (3uBP9) 131
"Oh, the roofers in the kettle at the Peking Moon..." Hmm. Posted by: man Gonna have a good time then. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 16, 2026 11:10 PM (Cqx++) 132
Europe 72.
Posted by: The Dead at February 16, 2026 11:11 PM (oftw2) Posted by: man at February 16, 2026 11:12 PM (cGjQu) 134
Fuentes supporter, anti semite and his wife noted his gender reassignment and narcissistic personality disorder as reasons for divorce. In other words, bat shizzle crazy.
Posted by: Piper at February 16, 2026 11:12 PM (pZEOD) 135
I am declaring the Washington Generals greater than General Washington. The ONT thread is over 100 comments and none of them related to this topic have metioned General Washington. Not a one.
I am thoroughly impressed by the acute understanding of what is important culturally and historically. For the record, I'm down for the Washington Generals too. Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at February 16, 2026 11:13 PM (tqpXi) 136
Thong?
Leather speedo is the MAGA creed. Poser. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 16, 2026 11:02 PM (/lPRQ) Makes it a bit difficult to carry. Posted by: Javems at February 16, 2026 11:14 PM (zFsEm) 137
You'd think a Fuentes fan would be more butch.
Posted by: gKWVE at February 16, 2026 11:15 PM (gKWVE) 138
acute understanding of what is important culturally and historically."
Well, it's not Washington's Birthday, so... Posted by: man at February 16, 2026 11:16 PM (cGjQu) 139
REAKING — IT’S OFFICIAL: Rhode Island officials have CONFIRMED the hockey shooter was a “transgender” man named Robert Dorgan
Robert had recently started going by “Roberta” ---- This is truly sad. Posted by: Crusader at February 16, 2026 10:53 PM (Cjcf6) Well, it's time. Situational awareness dictates that if you see a tranny in the wild, condition red and you're heading for the exits. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 16, 2026 11:17 PM (dK+Kv) 140
Regarding Mario Guerrero and the South Texas Builders Association, I spent a lot of time down in the south Texas/RGV. Even deployed to Iraq with a unit from there. That unit was about 98% Hispanic and they absolutely HATED illegal immigrants. I don't habla Espanol, but the words they used to describe them started at wetback and got worse from there. So Mario needs to stop being a coconut and just fuck all the way off
Posted by: Stacy0311 at February 16, 2026 11:17 PM (///6J) 141
The asphalt scrapped off of roads being repaved is repurposed as a road covering called millings.
It does not hold up as well in rain as gravel, and easily self-assembles into a corrugated surface. The reason upscale communities like it is because the dust from millings is less than the dust from gravel. So those with expensive cars want a little less dust from the road. Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 16, 2026 11:18 PM (u82oZ) 142
Freak Accident from the OSHA Files.
Roofer fell off a roof and landed in the kettle. Got to put the kettle twenty feet away now. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 16, 2026 11:06 PM (/lPRQ) jesus, that is a hard way to go. Posted by: Javems at February 16, 2026 11:19 PM (zFsEm) 143
I must be getting old. I saw S&H, and immediately thought of Green Stamps, not shipping and handling.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 16, 2026 10:49 PM (S/Y4j) ______________________ Wow...I rmember that place. When I went to college, I was obsessed with collecting them (going so far as to ask relatives if they were going to use theirs). I wanted a decent blender for drinks, and they even sold beer taps out of the catelogue. I was well equipped for college thanks to S & H Greenstamps. Posted by: Orson at February 16, 2026 11:19 PM (dIske) 144
I had a great pair of hands
Posted by: Roberta Muldoon at February 16, 2026 11:19 PM (jc0TO) 145
Ricardo Monteblan
Aaron Copland: "El Salón Mexico!" From the movie, Fiesta (1947) The intertubes say that is him playing live in the movie. https://youtu.be/S-Q49bIo1v4 Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at February 16, 2026 11:20 PM (tqpXi) 146
That unit was about 98% Hispanic and they absolutely HATED illegal immigrants"
Mrs' extended family has members from SoTB. Their dislike of illegals is legendary... Posted by: man at February 16, 2026 11:20 PM (cGjQu) 147
Misanthropic Humanitarian
Very good joke on top. Granddaughter, hunh. Practice makes pregnant. Give my best to your Fabulous. Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 16, 2026 11:20 PM (u82oZ) Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 16, 2026 11:22 PM (u82oZ) 149
Thong?
Leather speedo is the MAGA creed. Poser. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher Makes it a bit difficult to carry. Posted by: Javems Nah. Posted by: a French "artilleryman" at February 16, 2026 11:22 PM (VHUov) 150
144 I had a great pair of hands
Posted by: Roberta Muldoon at February 16, 2026 11:19 PM (jc0TO) Just watch out for the under toad. Posted by: Javems at February 16, 2026 11:23 PM (zFsEm) 151
135 I am declaring the Washington Generals greater than General Washington. The ONT thread is over 100 comments and none of them related to this topic have metioned General Washington. Not a one.
I am thoroughly impressed by the acute understanding of what is important culturally and historically. For the record, I'm down for the Washington Generals too. Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at February 16, 2026 11:13 PM (tqpXi) Wasn't The General Washington the name of the steam engine in that early Buster Keaton silent movie set in the Civil War? Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 16, 2026 11:23 PM (QGaXH) 152
Can't go play a hockey game. Can't take your dog to a dog park. Can't get rid of illegal aliens. Can't hang commies.
The country is going to hell! Posted by: Case at February 16, 2026 11:24 PM (j6kTf) 153
San Franpsycho
Those three US wasters of oxygen fit right in with the EU leaders and their hapless apparatchiks. Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 16, 2026 11:25 PM (u82oZ) 154
The asphalt scrapped off of roads being repaved is repurposed as a road covering called millings.
It does not hold up as well in rain as gravel, and easily self-assembles into a corrugated surface. The reason upscale communities like it is because the dust from millings is less than the dust from gravel. So those with expensive cars want a little less dust from the road. Posted by: NaCly Dog A little bunker oil and its good as new. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 16, 2026 11:25 PM (/lPRQ) 155
Mrs D is watching the Olympics. This Eileen Gu chick is sure as snotty little twit. Privileged American upbringing. Skiing for China. And now bitching that it's unfair she didn't get the gold.
Just shut up. Posted by: Diogenes at February 16, 2026 11:25 PM (2WIwB) 156
ONT thread is over 100 comments and none of them related to this topic have metioned General Washington. Not a one.-------
Got it. But, a couple of points. A. It isn't actually Geo.Washington's birthday, but rather a contrived Federal Holiday. B. I'm old enough to remember when Washington's birthday was actually celebrated by the public, rather than a 'Uniform Monday Holiday' I will do so this year also, as he and I share February 22nd. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 16, 2026 11:26 PM (XeU6L) 157
AOC, or as I will call her B2-nose, can't pay attention to staff briefs. Or maps, like VZ is part of the Global South. Not.
And that is no reason to defend them, anyway. What a dull tool. Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 16, 2026 11:27 PM (u82oZ) 158
jesus, that is a hard way to go.
Posted by: Javems at February 16, 2026 11:19 PM (zFsEm) "I ain't no ways tarred. Oh, wait...shit!" Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2026 11:27 PM (8zz6B) 159
I saw Giantes open for Gauloises. It was a smokin' set.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at February 16, 2026 11:27 PM (tqpXi) 160
No need to to register and control guns - we need to register and control trannies. With the goal of eventually eliminating them completely.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 16, 2026 11:28 PM (otNgF) 161
Itinerant Alley Butcher
EPA banned that. Plus, cars get streaked with black lines when it gets hot. Lots of complaints possible here. Dow made a milling plasticizer product, but only used it inside their plant in Michigan. The regulatory burden was too high for wide-spread use. Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 16, 2026 11:29 PM (u82oZ) 162
Wasn't The General Washington the name of the steam engine in that early Buster Keaton silent movie set in the Civil War?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan I'm pretty sure it was just "The General." Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at February 16, 2026 11:30 PM (tqpXi) 163
No need to to register and control guns - we need to register and control trannies. With the goal of eventually eliminating them completely.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 16, 2026 11:28 PM (otNgF) Tom, I'm stealing that. Posted by: Diogenes at February 16, 2026 11:30 PM (2WIwB) 164
Those three US wasters of oxygen fit right in with the EU leaders and their hapless apparatchiks.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 16, 2026 11:25 PM (u82oZ) === That's what I'm afraid of. Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 16, 2026 11:30 PM (RIvkX) 165
Wasn't The General Washington the name of the steam engine in that early Buster Keaton silent movie set in the Civil War?
Posted by: Anonymous ----- No. Just 'The General'. Still well preserved at Kennesaw. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 16, 2026 11:31 PM (XeU6L) 166
Robert Duvall was my favorite actor. Such a long list of great roles. Secondhand Lions. My wife and I love that one, because it was about men, reluctantly at first, stepping up and raising a sad, confused boy to become a man. Not a lot of films do that anymore.
But my favorite Duvall role will always be Gus McCrae. Absolute brilliance. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at February 16, 2026 11:31 PM (0aYVJ) 167
Tom Servo
So we get a convention of Trannies in the desert north of Los Vegas. With guns. And a shocking lack of trauma pads and helicopters. Market it as a big party. Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 16, 2026 11:31 PM (u82oZ) 168
Mrs D is watching the Olympics. This Eileen Gu chick is sure as snotty little twit. Privileged American upbringing. Skiing for China. And now bitching that it's unfair she didn't get the gold.
Just shut up. Posted by: Diogenes at February 16, 2026 11:25 PM (2WIwB) Its why I'm just not watching. Most of them seem to be anti american entitled snotty little pricks. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 16, 2026 11:32 PM (snZF9) 169
Currently, Florida is messing around with using phosphogypsum (a byproduct of fertilizer production) for road construction. It's in the testing phase. It's technically contains Radium, and releases a radon gas from radium-226.
It's interesting, IMO, since it would generate it's own heat to some extent through radioactive decay. Not sure what that means for tires, health etc. Posted by: Orson at February 16, 2026 11:32 PM (dIske) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 16, 2026 11:34 PM (XeU6L) 171
Skiing for China. And now bitching that it's unfair she didn't get the gold.
Just shut up. Posted by: Diogenes Cool. Disappointed her masters. Their investment flopped. A paraih in the US. Spin on it Eileen. Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at February 16, 2026 11:35 PM (TtTH3) 172
Orson
The good news is the road is not washed away by rain or hurricanes. The bad news is all smokers get fatal lung cancer. Did Fauci invest in that company? Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 16, 2026 11:35 PM (u82oZ) 173
Currently, Florida is messing around with using phosphogypsum (a byproduct of fertilizer production) for road construction. It's in the testing phase. It's technically contains Radium, and releases a radon gas from radium-226.
It's interesting, IMO, since it would generate it's own heat to some extent through radioactive decay. Not sure what that means for tires, health etc. Posted by: Orson at February 16, 2026 11:32 PM (dIske) So...the chicken gets cooked when it crosses the road. Posted by: Diogenes at February 16, 2026 11:35 PM (2WIwB) Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 16, 2026 11:37 PM (u82oZ) 175
It's interesting, IMO, since it would generate it's own heat to some extent through radioactive decay. Not sure what that means for tires, health etc.
Posted by: Orson Ice free roads! Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 16, 2026 11:37 PM (/lPRQ) 176
Skiing for China. And now bitching that it's unfair she didn't get the gold.
Just shut up. Posted by: Diogenes Cool. Disappointed her masters. Their investment flopped. A paraih in the US. Spin on it Eileen. Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at February 16, 2026 11:35 PM (TtTH3) Come on, Eileen, Win a gold for us. If you fail the Party, We'll hit you with a bus! Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 16, 2026 11:37 PM (S/Y4j) 177
Robert Duvall was my favorite actor. Such a long list of great roles. Secondhand Lions. My wife and I love that one, because it was about men, reluctantly at first, stepping up and raising a sad, confused boy to become a man. Not a lot of films do that anymore.
But my favorite Duvall role will always be Gus McCrae. Absolute brilliance. Posted by: Pug Mahon Totally agree, but you need to throw Open Range in the mix. Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at February 16, 2026 11:38 PM (TtTH3) Posted by: man at February 16, 2026 11:38 PM (cGjQu) 179
Currently, Florida is messing around with using phosphogypsum (a byproduct of fertilizer production) for road construction. It's in the testing phase. It's technically contains Radium, and releases a radon gas from radium-226.
It's interesting, IMO, since it would generate it's own heat to some extent through radioactive decay. Not sure what that means for tires, health etc. Posted by: Orson at February 16, 2026 11:32 PM (dIske) If it contained enough of any radioactive species that the heat of radioactive decay was measurable, let alone significant, it would be too "hot" radiologically, to be used for anything short of a dirty bomb. I have handled really "hot" hunks of pitchblende, hot enough to peg out a scintillometer on the high range, and thermally it was no warmer than ambient. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2026 11:38 PM (8zz6B) Posted by: man at February 16, 2026 11:39 PM (cGjQu) 181
and releases a radon gas from radium-226.
Posted by: Orson Both are alpha emitters, so you'd need some radiation shielding to work with it. Like, your own skin. Maybe a t-shirt or something. Posted by: mikeski at February 16, 2026 11:40 PM (VHUov) 182
"She took a lot of Chinese money, and didn't deliver."
No worry. We pay her in fentanyl. Plenty of it laying around. Posted by: Chairman Winnie the Xi at February 16, 2026 11:40 PM (0e5Te) 183
> Used asphalt when I did roofing for a while. For flat roofs we melted it and mopped it on tar paper as part of the process. Beats pitch.
Posted by: Javems at February 16, 2026 11:01 PM (zFsEm) A roofer I used to know claimed that working with that stuff was the equivalent of smoking 3 or 4 packs of bare-ass Camels a day. I don't know, but I don't think that's outside the realm of possibility. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 16, 2026 11:40 PM (IG3/x) 184
Report is Rhode Island shooter killed his ex wife and another family member, his daughter I think, before offing himself.
Posted by: Javems at February 16, 2026 11:42 PM (zFsEm) 185
Orson
The Chinese have a lot more of it, but also with arsenic and mercury contamination. They probably use in on topsoil. I would not think there would be enough heat to make asphalt cracks heal in the winter. Seems weakly contaminated with uranium, thorium and daughter atoms. Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 16, 2026 11:42 PM (u82oZ) 186
Totally agree, but you need to throw Open Range in the mix.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at February 16, 2026 11:38 PM (TtTH3) Oh, absolutely. The list is long. he was an amazing cowboy actor. The man was very comfortable sitting a horse. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at February 16, 2026 11:42 PM (0aYVJ) 187
Oh, absolutely. The list is long. he was an amazing cowboy actor. The man was very comfortable sitting a horse.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at February 16, 2026 11:42 PM (0aYVJ) There was a Duvall movie in which he played a con-man wildcatter who accidentally hit a gusher with his rig. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2026 11:44 PM (8zz6B) 188
So. If there is a trannie in the neighborhood, you should open carry in the house, and conceal carry outside. Sounds legit.
If his wife was armed, maybe she would have survived. Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 16, 2026 11:46 PM (u82oZ) 189
158 jesus, that is a hard way to go.
Posted by: Javems at February 16, 2026 11:19 PM (zFsEm) "I ain't no ways tarred. Oh, wait...shit!" Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2026 11:27 PM (8zz6B) Heh Posted by: Javems at February 16, 2026 11:47 PM (zFsEm) Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at February 16, 2026 11:47 PM (TtTH3) 191
I grew up relatively close to Oneida, NY. That woman stealing the asphalt is totally unsurprising.
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at February 16, 2026 11:48 PM (xfRZZ) 192
Well, the legal profession is about to get a big payday from gender-switching doctors and helpers, or their insurance companies.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 16, 2026 11:48 PM (u82oZ) 193
jesus, that is a hard way to go.
Posted by: Javems at February 16, 2026 11:19 PM (zFsEm) "I ain't no ways tarred. Oh, wait...shit!" Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2026 11:27 PM (8zz6B) At least I missed the chicken coop and their feathers. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 16, 2026 11:48 PM (S/Y4j) 194
I grew up relatively close to Oneida, NY. That woman stealing the asphalt is totally unsurprising.
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at February 16, 2026 11:48 PM (xfRZZ) Wasn't Oneida originally a religious cult colony? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2026 11:49 PM (8zz6B) 195
Just a local cop trying to do his job. So I wonder who she calls when she is a crime victim?
-- I see his sheriff ("sheriff sanders") posted that they gave the cop a commendation for staying so calm and tactful in the face of obvious escalation bait. Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 16, 2026 11:51 PM (f/buw) 196
Have a great night, everyone.
May the only low level radiation you get this week is from fresh bananas. Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 16, 2026 11:51 PM (u82oZ) 197
I better go before I empty the fridge.
Posted by: Javems at February 16, 2026 11:53 PM (zFsEm) 198
The devolution of Neil has been slow yet steady. Musically he lasted much longer than most. He used to be almost a sort of populist but he became a knee-jerk leftist once he got old. For me he's very hit and miss. His good stuff was very good but his not so good stuff is awful. And he releases everything.
Posted by: Azjaeger at February 16, 2026 11:53 PM (3/XaG) 199
> Wasn't Oneida originally a religious cult colony?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2026 11:49 PM (8zz6B) It was. Essentially everybody banged everybody, though in practice who you banged was assigned by the cult leader, who kept many of the most bangable women to himself. This caused some internal strain. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 16, 2026 11:55 PM (IG3/x) 200
Wasn't Oneida originally a religious cult colony?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon ------ Injuns? Tableware? Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 16, 2026 11:56 PM (XeU6L) 201
One really unique quality about Robert Duvall is that I don’t think I ever saw him appear in a bad movie, and yet he was in a huge number of great ones. I think he had the rare ability to read a script and know when the movie was gonna be great, and when he found one he’d work hard to get any part possible in it.
For example, you probably don’t remember that he was in Bullitt with Steve McQueen, but if you watch early in the film, McQueen takes a cab and asks the cabbie about a payphone call. Oh look it’s Robert Duvall! He’d take bit parts just to get into great movies. Posted by: Tom Servo at February 16, 2026 11:56 PM (otNgF) 202
Everyone of course follow their own tastes and druthers, but if you are interested in what I find the best winter Olympic sports (cross country, biathlon, speed skating, ski jumping, mainly), take out the crow bar, pry open your wallet for $11 for a month of Peacock (easy to cancel), and enjoy.
The crap that ruined Olympic coverage going back decades (focus on US athletes when they're not contenders, or interesting, "human interest" stories) - have not seen once second thereof. And the athletes in the above sports, plus hockey, seem rah-rah Americans, which is unsurprising. The biathlon is fantastic, one of the two crews covering that and x-c is excellent and brings you into the action with real insights. Ski jumping and speed skating, the same. And one interesting note. At the x-c venue (largest at this Olympics, and always packed), they cheer everyone, since the event is so obviously intense (most participants collapse just past the finish line, not common in sports). They even cheered the *Israeli* skier, who was last, the other day, as he came in. Posted by: rhomboid at February 16, 2026 11:57 PM (U/Byj) 203
> Tableware?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 16, 2026 11:56 PM (XeU6L) The tableware company was one of the many gigs the cult came up with to finance its earthly paradise, though I think it may be the only one that survives. If I remember right, Amana, of "Radar Range" fame, was also founded by members of a non-standard religion. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 16, 2026 11:59 PM (IG3/x) 204
Also remember Neil started being a rock star in 1966..very out of touch with reality. Funniest Neil story to me was when he decided to convert his 59 Lincoln to electric power. Spent something like a million on it. Went around telling people it was the future. Sure Neil, a million for a car is going to be normal. Then it caught fire in a garage and he laid out another huge chunk to fix it. Haven't really ever heard any more about it.
Posted by: Azjaeger at February 16, 2026 11:59 PM (3/XaG) 205
Looking through his imdb:
The Scarlet Letter, which was shit. Phenomenon, I hate John Travolta. Damn, he was in the Handmaid's Tale. Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2026 12:01 AM (bss/y) 206
Wasn't The General Washington the name of the steam engine in that early Buster Keaton silent movie set in the Civil War?
Posted by: Anonymous ----- No. Just 'The General'. Still well preserved at Kennesaw. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 16, 2026 11:31 PM (XeU6L) Built in Paterson NJ. There's just something about those old steam trains. In the very early 80's the metal band Saxon wrote the song Princess Of The Night, basically lamenting the passing of the steam trains. The band grew up watching those trains at night in the UK running mail. The song is about a mighty one that ended up in a scrap yard with a bunch of others and were left to rot. Its still a popular song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnzQISf8us4 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 17, 2026 12:04 AM (snZF9) 207
Also remember Neil started being a rock star in 1966..very out of touch with reality. Funniest Neil story to me was when he decided to convert his 59 Lincoln to electric power. Spent something like a million on it. Went around telling people it was the future. Sure Neil, a million for a car is going to be normal. Then it caught fire in a garage and he laid out another huge chunk to fix it. Haven't really ever heard any more about it.
Posted by: Azjaeger at February 16, 2026 11:59 PM (3/XaG) Elon could have stuffed a Tesla platform under that old boiler for half a million, and it would have worked. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 17, 2026 12:05 AM (8zz6B) 208
Built in Paterson NJ. There's just something about those old steam trains. In the very early 80's the metal band Saxon wrote the song Princess Of The Night, basically lamenting the passing of the steam trains. The band grew up watching those trains at night in the UK running mail. The song is about a mighty one that ended up in a scrap yard with a bunch of others and were left to rot. Its still a popular song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnzQISf8us4 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 17, 2026 12:04 AM (snZF9) I was listening Savoy Brown's "Hellbound Train" a few minutes ago. Features an old-time steam locomotive as album cover art. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 17, 2026 12:07 AM (8zz6B) 209
I own a lot of movies. Robert Duvall is in a lot of them. He had a variety of movies. All kinds. Sometimes the lead, others he just played a secondary role. He was always watchable. One of my favorites was Tender Mercies. Not really my kind of movie but Robert Duvall made it very watchable. I have that DVD too! He did a TV mini series called Broken Trail. A western. Also very good. Great actor. They just don't make them like that anymore. I put Duvall and Gene Hackman in that category.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 17, 2026 12:07 AM (sAmhv) 210
>>>Saw that elsewhere. Tranny means batshit crazy, it means bugfuck nuts. It means whatever other attributes the fucker has, or had, are invalidated.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon --- Calling them by their proper name and sex while referring to them as sexual deviants will go a long way putting an end to this. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 17, 2026 12:07 AM (VExqf) 211
The five stages of Ricardo Montalbán’s career, according to Ricardo Montalbán:
Who is Ricardo Montalbán? Get me Ricardo Montalbán. Get me a Ricardo Montalbán type. Get me a young Ricardo Montalbán. Who is Ricardo Montalbán? Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at February 17, 2026 12:09 AM (1quyW) 212
Calling them by their proper name and sex while referring to them as sexual deviants will go a long way putting an end to this.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 17, 2026 12:07 AM (VExqf) As soon as they utter threats of violence they should simply be put down like rabid dogs. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 17, 2026 12:10 AM (8zz6B) 213
205:Damn, he was in the Handmaid's Tale.
Posted by: Aetius451AD A movie from 1990, not the dumb TV show. Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 17, 2026 12:10 AM (sAmhv) 214
213 205
Posted by: Aetius451AD A movie from 1990, not the dumb TV show. Posted by: Puddleglum, but same plot, based on the same book. Probably dumb too. Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 17, 2026 12:12 AM (sAmhv) 215
It's interesting, IMO, since it would generate it's own heat to some extent through radioactive decay. Not sure what that means for tires, health etc.
Posted by: Orson Ice free roads! Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 16, 2026 11:37 PM (/lPRQ) In Florida. Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at February 17, 2026 12:12 AM (1quyW) 216
Amana Radar Range, the first, bought it at Monkey Wards. Paid good money for it too.
It was a monsta'. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 17, 2026 12:12 AM (VExqf) 217
wonder what it sounded like to land in a kettle..splat? bloop?
Posted by: a dude in MI at February 17, 2026 12:12 AM (+I6Y/) 218
I just had some Triscuits!
Posted by: Bulg at February 17, 2026 12:13 AM (77rzZ) 219
Can you leave your hat on?
Posted by: man at February 16, 2026 10:38 PM (cGjQu) Even Steve Rogers got that one! Posted by: Hokey Pokey at February 17, 2026 12:13 AM (YlWIZ) 220
Elon could have stuffed a Tesla platform under that old boiler for half a million, and it would have worked.
What annoyed me a little was the butchery of that car. There aren't that many of them around and they are fascinating items. Maybe 10 years ago a convertible suddenly appeared next to me in traffic. Amazing creation..one of those cars where you are astounded that there was once a time where you could go to an actual mainstream dealership and purchase something like that. Posted by: Azjaeger at February 17, 2026 12:14 AM (3/XaG) Washington's Birthday Cafe![]() Breakers on the Irish Coast, via Elaine Farrell Photography Video of the breakers below the jump
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Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 16, 2026 07:24 PM (cxFcK) 2
Good evening everyone
Posted by: Skip at February 16, 2026 07:25 PM (Ia/+0) 3
The goat is too cute! As are the wee orange kitties.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 16, 2026 07:25 PM (Vvh2V) 4
YAY! Thanks, Ace!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 16, 2026 07:26 PM (Cjt/F) 5
My favorite snark about Bernie is that he combs his hair with a balloon.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at February 16, 2026 07:27 PM (YlWIZ) 6
Hey gang, surf's up!
Posted by: Frankie Avalon at February 16, 2026 07:28 PM (wVcYX) 7
Pretty horses!!!
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 16, 2026 07:29 PM (2GVsD) 8
The Irish coast, like Irish cuisine... colorless.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 16, 2026 07:30 PM (jhZBj) 9
Willowed because I insist on myself.
285 'BREAKING: Anderson Cooper Set to Exit CBS News' '60 Minutes' -- Variety' Cooper will leave a gaping hole at CBS News. Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 16, 2026 07:30 PM (fd80v) 10
I need to watch more baby elephant videos. They are a positive good.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 16, 2026 07:30 PM (zZu0s) 11
I haven't watched 60 minutes in decades.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 16, 2026 07:31 PM (ht3QZ) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 16, 2026 07:31 PM (xG4kz) 13
That self-cleaning beaver would have been perfect for Tummy Rub Tuesday.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 16, 2026 07:32 PM (Wnv9h) 14
and most specially, thanks for Washington!
Mrs is still laughing; wait, now she's playing it again lol! Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 16, 2026 07:33 PM (Cjt/F) 15
In light of the previous post, Ace is not suicidal, is keeping in good health, and his polonium-210 levels are not great and not terrible.
Posted by: gKWVE at February 16, 2026 07:34 PM (gKWVE) 16
This is President's Day. George Washington's birthday is the 22nd. Posted by: Auspex at February 16, 2026 07:35 PM (Y8DZL) 17
Allie the Calico Kitty Cat (the *other* cutest little cat of them all) is doing her "kneading dance" in my lap, part of her evening ritual.
It's oddly relaxing for me as well. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 16, 2026 07:35 PM (ESVrU) 18
The pet adoption videos remind me of upkeep costs. Sorry.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at February 16, 2026 07:35 PM (YlWIZ) 19
Brrrrrrr. Cold out on the water this afternoon!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 16, 2026 07:36 PM (/QciJ) 20
Democrats fear that zombie George Washington is going to row across a river for them
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 16, 2026 07:36 PM (2GVsD) 21
Washington video cracked me up
Posted by: Skip at February 16, 2026 07:36 PM (Ia/+0) 22
Those horses were hoping the girl had food.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 16, 2026 07:37 PM (6ydKt) 23
My grandfather was a 60 minutes addicted
Posted by: Skip at February 16, 2026 07:37 PM (Ia/+0) 24
PBS, stop taking tax money and operate on endowment funds.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at February 16, 2026 07:37 PM (YlWIZ) 25
In a very metaphorical way, they are not wrong, Anna.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 16, 2026 07:39 PM (Cjt/F) 26
11 I haven't watched 60 minutes in decades.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 16, 2026 07:31 PM (ht3QZ) ____________________ I'd check out the Andy Rooney segment every so often. And, sometimes, they'd have Charles Kuralt do a guest segment even though he wasn't part of the 60 Minutes regulars. Curmudgeons doing a news segment is always fun. Rooney, especially, used to appear digusted by most of the people he met. That always made me laugh. Posted by: Orson at February 16, 2026 07:40 PM (dIske) 27
My grandfather was a 60 minutes addicted
Posted by: Skip at February 16, 2026 07:37 PM (Ia/+0) My dad too, but back in the day there was a pretty good chance they would confront some asshole, and give him the business. And usually he deserved it. Posted by: BurtTC at February 16, 2026 07:41 PM (R0ru7) 28
My grandfather was a 60 minutes addicted
Posted by: Skip at February 16, 2026 07:37 PM (Ia/+0) My dad too, but back in the day there was a pretty good chance they would confront some asshole, and give him the business. And usually he deserved it. Posted by: BurtTC at February 16, 2026 07:41 PM (R0ru7) Posted by: t-bird at February 16, 2026 07:41 PM (5FKHw) 30
Have ya paid your dues, Jack?
Posted by: Jack Burton at February 16, 2026 07:42 PM (3uBP9) 31
Before they weren't showing up at all, now my comments are showing up twice.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 16, 2026 07:42 PM (R0ru7) 32
nurse, we wish we HAD water here!!
Posted by: LRob in OK at February 16, 2026 07:42 PM (7D3Aa) 33
I better call it a night
Have a good night everyone Posted by: Skip at February 16, 2026 07:43 PM (Ia/+0) 34
Yessir, the check is in the mail
Posted by: Jack Burton at February 16, 2026 07:44 PM (3uBP9) 35
I love the fact that we get a nice, totally true history lesson at the end of Teh Cafe. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 16, 2026 07:46 PM (kTyBw) Posted by: Anderson Cooper at February 16, 2026 07:46 PM (5FKHw) 37
George Washington was born on February 11th, 1731. When the British Empire switched to the Gregorian Calendar in 1752 his birthday became February 22, 1732.
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 16, 2026 07:46 PM (CNl8/) 38
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I love the fact that we get a nice, totally true history lesson at the end of Teh Cafe. THIS! I'm'a watch that until I get it for an earworm Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 16, 2026 07:48 PM (Cjt/F) 39
I didn't even know Cooper Anderson had left CNN. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 07:48 PM (n7rxJ) 40
I haven't watched 60 minutes in decades.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 16, 2026 07:31 PM (ht3QZ) Somebody on Twitter, can't remember who, said that the last time they watched 60 Minutes Andy Rooney was complaining about Miami Vice. Posted by: Mark1971 at February 16, 2026 07:48 PM (CNl8/) 41
The Rhode Island shooting makes me sick True evil.
Dude shot his wife and his kids. He probably turned straight into a demon after he killed himself. Posted by: Opinion fact at February 16, 2026 07:49 PM (cwGMH) 42
My Dad was a 60 Minutes fan, too.
He'd watch it after the game on Sundays for decades. It was a different era with Mike Wallace, Harry Reasoner, Morley Safer, Ed Bradley, and the like. He always liked Andy Rooney, too, and say "He's right" after just about every segment he did. Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 16, 2026 07:49 PM (6ydKt) 43
Nothing of consequence below the equator.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 16, 2026 07:49 PM (ht3QZ) 44
When the British Empire switched to the Gregorian Calendar in 1752 his birthday became February 22, 1732.
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 16, 2026 07:46 PM (CNl8/) Can you imagine the fucking meltdown people would have if we tried that today? Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at February 16, 2026 07:49 PM (w6EFb) 45
That Washington video was...disturbing. But kind of awesome.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 16, 2026 07:50 PM (Wnv9h) 46
Nothing of consequence below the equator.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 16, 2026 07:49 PM (ht3QZ) Unless the equator referred to is one's belt line. Posted by: Opinion fact at February 16, 2026 07:51 PM (cwGMH) 47
Have ya paid your dues, Jack?
Posted by: Jack Burton ===== I know it's not the right movie, but I hear that in the voice of Cpt Dudley Smith in LA Confidential Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 16, 2026 07:51 PM (8AONa) Posted by: Anna Puma at February 16, 2026 07:51 PM (2GVsD) 49
AOC proves she knows nothing of history or geography .
Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2026 07:52 PM (0KSrI) 50
Nothing of consequence below the equator.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 16, 2026 07:49 PM (ht3QZ) Face it, it's kaput! Posted by: Lili Von Shtupp at February 16, 2026 07:52 PM (wVcYX) 51
It's ok. Everybody relax, I'm here
Posted by: Jack Burton at February 16, 2026 07:53 PM (3uBP9) 52
41 The Rhode Island shooting makes me sick True evil
As a "bonus" that dingleberry has just added more ammo for those* who tell other women that men are just too dangerous. Posted by: gKWVE at February 16, 2026 07:54 PM (gKWVE) 53
Nothing of consequence below the equator.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 16, 2026 07:49 PM (ht3QZ) Only because the nazi aliens living below Antarctica don't let anything of consequence happen. Posted by: BurtTC at February 16, 2026 07:54 PM (LoNNw) 54
Saijo stole another cat toy and is not eating his dinner because he is showing off his pirated loot.
Posted by: Piper at February 16, 2026 07:54 PM (Wmg4n) 55
AOC proves she knows nothing
Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2026 07:52 PM FIFY. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 16, 2026 07:54 PM (Wnv9h) 56
They should have done that sequel to Big Trouble in Little China
It could've been at least as good as Escape From LA. (not that that was the greatest movie or something) Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 16, 2026 07:54 PM (6ydKt) 57
Soup! you naughty loveable scamp!
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 16, 2026 07:54 PM (2GVsD) 58
AOC proves she knows nothing of history or geography .
Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2026 07:52 PM (0KSrI Reminded me that Obama didn't know his home state of Illinois shades a border with Kentucky. He claimed Hillary had an advantage over him in the Kentucky primary because Arkansas was closer to Kentucky. Posted by: Opinion fact at February 16, 2026 07:55 PM (cwGMH) 59
RMBS, I stand corrected and will buy the drinks when we next meet.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2026 07:55 PM (0KSrI) 60
54 Saijo stole another cat toy and is not eating his dinner because he is showing off his pirated loot.
Posted by: Piper at February 16, 2026 07:54 PM (Wmg4n) And the cats know that revenge is a dish best served cold. Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 16, 2026 07:55 PM (6ydKt) 61
57 Soup! you naughty loveable scamp!
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 16, 2026 This is when we do need Ace Cam because he is hopping around like a bronco. Posted by: Piper at February 16, 2026 07:55 PM (Wmg4n) 62
I don't want anyone to even try doing a big trouble in little china sequel. Or remake, blah! 100% they'd f it up. My favorite movie of all time. No one is allowed to touch it.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 16, 2026 07:56 PM (3uBP9) Posted by: man at February 16, 2026 07:56 PM (XuXeR) 64
RMBS, I stand corrected and will buy the drinks when we next meet.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2026 07:55 PM Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 16, 2026 07:56 PM (Wnv9h) 65
I thought Anderson Cooper was on CNN.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 16, 2026 07:56 PM (Cqx++) 66
Sooo... Newsome just signed a memorandum of understanding on clean energy... with the UK.
Isn't this a flat out violation of the Logan Act? Posted by: Romeo13 at February 16, 2026 07:57 PM (mP0Kj) 67
There is actually a comic sequel to Big Trouble in Little China that is set at least twenty years after the events in the movie.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 16, 2026 07:57 PM (2GVsD) 68
62 I don't want anyone to even try doing a big trouble in little china sequel. Or remake, blah! 100% they'd f it up. My favorite movie of all time. No one is allowed to touch it.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 16, 2026 07:56 PM (3uBP9) There's supposed to be a comic book that serves as a sequel. It picks up in the truck where it leaves off in the movie with the monster on the back. I've never read it, but that's probably the closest we'll ever get to a sequel. Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 16, 2026 07:57 PM (6ydKt) 69
Anna's all in my head tonight.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 16, 2026 07:58 PM (6ydKt) 70
biddy biddy biddy
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 16, 2026 07:58 PM (2GVsD) Posted by: Opinion fact at February 16, 2026 07:59 PM (cwGMH) 72
Newsome just signed a memorandum of understanding on clean energy... with the UK.
Isn't this a flat out violation of the Logan Act?" Nah. It's a promise (!) that cali will pay $$$ to a britbunch, with the right people getting the vig... Posted by: man at February 16, 2026 08:00 PM (XuXeR) 73
Logan!
Posted by: Col. Klink at February 16, 2026 08:00 PM (wVcYX) 74
62 I don't want anyone to even try doing a big trouble in little china sequel. Or remake, blah! 100% they'd f it up. My favorite movie of all time. No one is allowed to touch it.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 16, 2026 07:56 PM (3uBP9) Yup, some movies should never be remade... Big Trouble. Princess Bride. Second Hand Lions (RIP Robert Duvall) Casablanca. And could you imagine the screaming if they 'update' The Sound of Music with modern sensibilities? Young Babysitter falls for Older Sailor... sounds more like Pron Hub but with Music! Posted by: Romeo13 at February 16, 2026 08:00 PM (mP0Kj) 75
Drinks are on me. Horseshow day had Rancherbob winning one class tied for first in another and a second. First time to show his new horse.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2026 08:00 PM (0KSrI) 76
Sooo... Newsome just signed a memorandum of understanding on clean energy... with the UK.
Isn't this a flat out violation of the Logan Act? Posted by: Romeo13 at February 16, 2026 07:57 PM (mP0K I think it's the same when states did the same with the various climate treaties. Posted by: Opinion fact at February 16, 2026 08:01 PM (cwGMH) 77
Since it's got a cute monkey:
Meet Punch — a macaque from a Japanese zoo with a difficult story His mother abandoned him, and the caretakers raised him by hand. Later, he was moved into an enclosure with other monkeys, but he struggled to integrate into the group. To give him some comfort, staff gave Punch a toy to replace his mother — and now he carries it everywhere. After a viral video, visitors began coming specifically to see him, but he still plays alone, holding his plush “mom” close to his chest. https://tinyurl.com/42rc4fv4 (Nexta on X) Video and some pics. Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 16, 2026 08:01 PM (6ydKt) 78
Fun Fact- There are 504 counties in the United States larger than the state of Rhode Island.
Posted by: Case at February 16, 2026 08:01 PM (j6kTf) 79
70 biddy biddy biddy
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 16, 2026 07:58 PM (2GVsD) What the Fuck Buck... Posted by: Twiki at February 16, 2026 08:01 PM (mP0Kj) 80
The pleas and the hail Mary that it took to get a bunch of tired and weary soldiers that were at that end of their enlistment....to give just a bit more with no guarantee of victory....better men than most. Sailed that river, slaughtered those dirty Hessians and from them went on to victory in a few successive and decisive battles that set the rebellion on a path to total victory.
A great man, not the best general but he was the best when it counted. Just don't ask where he got those teeth for his dentures. Posted by: GigantorX at February 16, 2026 08:02 PM (tU2mX) 81
Princess Bride shouldn't have been made in the first place.
Posted by: gKWVE at February 16, 2026 08:02 PM (gKWVE) 82
Twinkie.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 16, 2026 08:03 PM (ht3QZ) 83
Sooo... Newsome just signed a memorandum of understanding on clean energy... with the UK. Posted by: Romeo13 ============== The New Special Relationship. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 08:03 PM (n7rxJ) 84
And the cats know that revenge is a dish best served cold. Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 16, 2026 07:55 PM They cannot wait until he grows up a little bit more. When he is calm, everything is fine, but he gets really bouncy and they get really annoyed by him. But he is so cute, it makes up for it. Posted by: Piper at February 16, 2026 08:03 PM (Wmg4n) 85
Newsom and Starmer giving each other blow jobs?
Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2026 08:04 PM (0KSrI) 86
I was this many years old when I found out they tried to do a Casablanca TV series in the early 80s.
Found out a month or two ago and I am still not sure what to think. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 16, 2026 08:04 PM (zZu0s) 87
I'm'a watch that until I get it for an earworm
I didn't even watch it. Just seeing the embed was enough to start the earworm. Posted by: Oddbob at February 16, 2026 08:06 PM (Fs0KI) 88
I commented on a prior thread that two movies I don't get the love were The Princess Bride and Field of Dreams.
I would also add The Big Lebowski. I also posted I realized I was in the minority. Posted by: Opinion fact at February 16, 2026 08:06 PM (cwGMH) 89
Glad the guy took both kittens.
I adopted my current cats as a pair back when they were kittens. It's definitely the way to go! They're well into adulthood now, but I love watching them play stalk each other, chase each other, wrestle, groom each other, and settle down to nap together. A close sibling can provide companionship to a cat in a way that a human just can't. Also there's nothing quite like lying in bed with a pair of cats snuggled up to you, one on each side. Posted by: Bitblt at February 16, 2026 08:06 PM (11pZm) 90
And could you imagine the screaming if they 'update' The Sound of Music with modern sensibilities"
Sure. It's an exciting drama, with the Hernandez family trying to reunite in the USA, while Maria's old fling, now an ICE agent, threatens to turn in the family unless she "dates" him... meanwhile, Papa, who was deported from a home depot, crosses the border, joining the entire family... Trust me, it's a blockbuster! Posted by: man at February 16, 2026 08:06 PM (XuXeR) Posted by: Anna Puma at February 16, 2026 08:06 PM (2GVsD) 92
Sooo... Newsome just signed a memorandum of understanding on clean energy... with the UK.
Isn't this a flat out violation of the Logan Act? Posted by: Romeo13 Is the punishment evisceration by a wolverine? Posted by: mikeski at February 16, 2026 08:08 PM (VHUov) Posted by: man at February 16, 2026 08:08 PM (XuXeR) 94
I'm pretty sure the brad neely video has been played here every washington's birthday and some presidents day and the 4th or whenever the british children get uppity.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 16, 2026 08:08 PM (3uBP9) 95
Casablanca sequel. Only if Louie and Rick are being partisans thwarting the Germans with snappy dialogue.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 16, 2026 08:08 PM (2GVsD) 96
*fistbump* Opinion Fact
Lebowski had performances and quotables, but as a story was pointless. It was just a frame to hang the Coenisms onto. Posted by: gKWVE at February 16, 2026 08:09 PM (gKWVE) 97
Fun Fact- There are 504 counties in the United States larger than the state of Rhode Island.
Posted by: Case at February 16, 2026 08:01 PM (j6kTf) There are 9 states smaller than San Bernardino County. Posted by: Mark1971 at February 16, 2026 08:09 PM (CNl8/) 98
I'm leaving Field of Dreams aside because I never saw it.
Posted by: gKWVE at February 16, 2026 08:10 PM (gKWVE) 99
Posted by: Bitblt at February 16, 2026 08:06 PM (11pZm
I have a brother and sister kittehs. They are 8 now and don't interact like they used to but they get along and clean each other occasionally. The brother outweighs his sister by at least 10 pounds. Posted by: Opinion fact at February 16, 2026 08:10 PM (cwGMH) 100
Reminder that there was a time when Mount Vernon was the largest whiskey distillery in the US. (This was a few years after leading American troops against the Whiskey Rebellion.)
Posted by: tankdemon at February 16, 2026 08:10 PM (VkDi+) 101
Posted by: tankdemon at February 16, 2026 08:10 PM (VkDi+)
It wasn't about the whiskey. It was about the whiskey taxes. Posted by: Opinion fact at February 16, 2026 08:12 PM (cwGMH) 102
Bwahahahahahahaha!!!
Steve Hilton is surging to 1st place in the California Governor race leading the pack in this wide-open primary! Thanks to California's Top-Two system, the June 2, 2026 primary could deliver a Republican vs. Republican general election matchup, completely shutting out the Democrats. This is a once-in-a-generation chance to flip the script on Gavin Newsom's catastrophic leadership and boot the insane Democrat field consisting of Katie Porter and Eric Fang-Fang Swalwell out of the running! California could finally get a real MAGA Governor who puts America First instead of another Newsom-style disaster. The people are fed up this primary is a referendum on the Democrats who wrecked the state. Bwahahahahahahaha!!! Posted by: rickb223 at February 16, 2026 08:14 PM (xGgfV) 103
81 Princess Bride shouldn't have been made in the first place.
Posted by: gKWVE at February 16, 2026 08:02 PM (gKWVE) I read the book when it was first published in 1973/1974(?) - got it as part of an order through Scholastic Books when I was in Junior High. I LOVED that book - so much so that I STILL have it. I was excited, but concerned when I saw that they were making a movie of the book. OMG - the movie was everything that I ever could have wanted and more. My daughters and I have a special bond through that movie - it is wonderful. Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at February 16, 2026 08:15 PM (SRRAx) 104
We here at the Womyn's Collective salute Presdnent Obama on his big day! We have been hoping his beautiful wife Michael would run for office, but she doesn't appear interested. Maybe they're semi-bootyful daughters Malaria and Sasquatch will run. So, there is still hope!
Posted by: Vermont's Own Mary Cloggenstein at February 16, 2026 08:15 PM (oftw2) 105
Those horses were hoping the girl had food.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 16, 2026 07:37 PM (6ydKt) Or checking to see if she was food. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2026 08:15 PM (8zz6B) 106
>>>>Thanks to California's Top-Two system, the June 2, 2026 primary could deliver a Republican vs. Republican general election matchup, completely shutting out the Democrats.
This would be the funniest thing that ever happened. Posted by: Mark1971 at February 16, 2026 08:16 PM (CNl8/) 107
But what are the odds???
@MattWalshBlog 19m Local news is reporting that the shooter at the hockey rink tonight was a man in women’s clothing Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 16, 2026 08:17 PM (diia5) 108
Posted by: rickb223 at February 16, 2026 08:14 PM (xGg
I'm afraid any Republican governor would be completely stymied by the Lefty dominated CA assembly and senate. Posted by: Opinion fact at February 16, 2026 08:17 PM (cwGMH) 109
Sitting in her study, Her Majesty saw a squirrel near the feeders. She stealthily got old Dot and quietly led her outside. Momza saw the critter and charged off, chasing it up a tree where it chattered at her angrily. Dot was panting heavily but she was a happy girl. It's like having a 10-year-old puppy in the house. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 16, 2026 08:18 PM (tgvbd) 110
But what are the odds???
@MattWalshBlog 19m Local news is reporting that the shooter at the hockey rink tonight was a man in women’s clothing Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 16, 2026 08:17 PM (diia5) OW! Guys, some feather just knocked me over. For reals. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at February 16, 2026 08:19 PM (0aYVJ) 111
Drinks are on me. Horseshow day had Rancherbob winning one class tied for first in another and a second. First time to show his new horse.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2026 08:00 PM (0KSrI) Congrats to Rancher Bob! Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2026 08:19 PM (8zz6B) 112
Steve Hilton is surging to 1st place in the California Governor race leading the pack in this wide-open primary! Hope he does better than Larry Elder. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 16, 2026 08:20 PM (Cqx++) 113
https://youtu.be/nw2CZtTCXuc?
si=yu2sSlGaFla56OLn Someone linked this title sequence for the Casablanca series. Its fascinating. And tone deaf. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 16, 2026 08:20 PM (zZu0s) 114
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'AOC proves she knows nothing of history or geography' The fact that she has any power at all is a tyranny. Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 16, 2026 08:20 PM (fd80v) 115
The report I read was it was a domestic shooting. I guess it could be both.
Posted by: Opinion fact at February 16, 2026 08:20 PM (cwGMH) 116
Horseshow day had Rancherbob winning one class tied for first in another and a second. _________ Every time I stomp and bellow about the cost of showing dogs, I reflect it could be horses instead. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 16, 2026 08:21 PM (tgvbd) 117
>>> OMG - the movie was everything that I ever could have wanted and more. My daughters and I have a special bond through that movie - it is wonderful.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at February 16, 2026 08:15 PM (SRRAx) I got my wife the book and new ones have a little part at the end, an epilog called Buttercup's Baby. It's an unfinished sequel that the author had legal difficulties getting published. Posted by: banana Dream at February 16, 2026 08:21 PM (3uBP9) 118
Elephants can be asshoe.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 16, 2026 08:22 PM (snZF9) 119
I'm afraid any Republican governor would be completely stymied by the Lefty dominated CA assembly and senate.
Posted by: Opinion fact I don't know. Think about it. "I put forward a 72 point plan. The Democrat controlled legislature shot down all 72 points." --Republican Governor At some point, the pitchforks are coming for you, not the governor. L Posted by: rickb223 at February 16, 2026 08:23 PM (xGgfV) 120
Elephants can be asshoe.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 16, 2026 08:22 PM (snZF9) Yeah I don't think that little one was playing. Think he was pissed at the caregiver. Posted by: Opinion fact at February 16, 2026 08:23 PM (cwGMH) 121
AOC proves she knows nothing of history or geography .
Posted by: Ben Had She only ever needed biology and mixology before. Posted by: mikeski at February 16, 2026 08:23 PM (VHUov) 122
@MattWalshBlog 19m
Local news is reporting that the shooter at the hockey rink tonight was a man in women’s clothing Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 16, 2026 08:17 PM (diia5) Over-tight bra straps made him testy, I guess. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2026 08:24 PM (8zz6B) 123
>>>Gotta start doing some vigorous calisthenics.
That's kind of a roly-poly kitty. I don't think those were calisthenics. It was just trying to get up. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 16, 2026 08:24 PM (syz1S) 124
I watched Nick Shirley's California voter fraud expose. All the people "residing" at storage facilities and UPS stores should embarrass Newsom a wee tad, assuming anyone asks him about it lololol as if. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 08:24 PM (n7rxJ) 125
Father who shot his children and ex wife was trans. Good heavens.
I think I can support Trans Gun prohibition. Posted by: Piper at February 16, 2026 08:25 PM (Wmg4n) 126
Moose the lab loves ridding the backyard of critters.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 16, 2026 08:25 PM (RiE77) 127
Washington's Birthday Cafe
I'd like a big ol' slice of cherry pie, thanks. Warm that up and plop a scoop of vanilla ice cream on top. 🍒 Well, it's President's day. Make it two scoops. Posted by: mindful webworker - I cannot tell a lie, I threw that silver dollar across the Potomac at February 16, 2026 08:25 PM (6hyzx) 128
Every time I stomp and bellow about the cost of showing dogs, I reflect it could be horses instead.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 16, 2026 08:21 PM (tgvbd) Amoebas might be affordable show stock... Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2026 08:25 PM (8zz6B) 129
I'm afraid any Republican governor would be completely stymied by the Lefty dominated CA assembly and senate. Posted by: Opinion fact ============== Embrace the power of vice versa. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 08:26 PM (n7rxJ) 130
Local news is reporting that the shooter at the hockey rink tonight was a man in women’s clothing
maybe 12 hour rule on this? i don't want to be more contrarian than i have to be, but this seems Too Good To Check. Posted by: gKWVE at February 16, 2026 08:27 PM (gKWVE) 131
Goldfish show might fit in my budget.
Posted by: Very Fixed Income at February 16, 2026 08:27 PM (oftw2) 132
I think I can support Trans Gun prohibition.
Posted by: Piper at February 16, 2026 08:25 PM (Wmg4n) Trannies all whine about "trans genocide". I am beginning to warm to the idea. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2026 08:27 PM (8zz6B) 133
Thanks to California's Top-Two system, the June 2, 2026 primary could deliver a Republican vs. Republican general election matchup, completely shutting out the Democrats. This would be the funniest thing that ever happened. Posted by: Mark1971 at February 16, 2026 08:16 PM (CNl8/) Of course, the Donk commie cocksuckers would immediately file suit with one of their Donk commie cocksucker fellow traveler judges who would rule that a California election must have a viable Donk commie cocksucker candidate in the running, so the 2nd place Republican would be kicked off the ticket. Totally Constitutional, yo. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 16, 2026 08:27 PM (kTyBw) 134
Goldman died in '18 so I guess there isn't going to be a princess bride sequel. I guess stephen king has some of Goldman's notes. "Turns out, it was all just a big kid orgy!" yeah, no thanks buddy.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 16, 2026 08:27 PM (3uBP9) 135
Father who shot his children and ex wife was trans. Good heavens.
I think I can support Trans Gun prohibition. Posted by: Piper at February 16, 2026 08:25 PM (Wmg4n) At this point I think I can support death squad tranny hunting. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 16, 2026 08:27 PM (snZF9) 136
Anybody knows what's Presdent Obama did twoday on his be Hollyday???
Posted by: Mary Cloggistein from Brattleboro, Vt at February 16, 2026 08:28 PM (jwBFW) 137
Trans-sanity is not what it's cracked up to be apparently.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 16, 2026 08:28 PM (2GVsD) 138
>>Every time I stomp and bellow about the cost of showing dogs, I reflect it could be horses instead.
Or 3 day eventing them. Posted by: JackStraw at February 16, 2026 08:29 PM (viF8m) 139
At this point I think I can support death squad tranny hunting.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 16, 2026 08:27 PM (snZF9) A bounty. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2026 08:30 PM (8zz6B) 140
Local news is reporting that the shooter at the hockey rink tonight was a man in women’s clothing
Posted by: weft cut-loop What are the odds? Probably pissed off about the Buffalo Bill renouncing the tranny way. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 16, 2026 08:30 PM (/lPRQ) 141
Goldfish show might fit in my budget.
Posted by: Very Fixed Income Rolls in with a 14", six pound koi. Posted by: rickb223 at February 16, 2026 08:30 PM (xGgfV) 142
Also there's nothing quite like lying in bed with a pair of cats snuggled up to you, one on each side. Posted by: Bitblt at February 16, 2026 08:06 PM (11pZm) Is he still breathing? I'm hungry. Posted by: Bitblt's cats at February 16, 2026 08:30 PM (kTyBw) 143
Thanks to California's Top-Two system, the June 2, 2026 primary could deliver a Republican vs. Republican general election matchup, completely shutting out the Democrats. ================ HAHAHA, Cali Republicans at some point were calling on one of these guys to drop out to clear the way for one, but now I see a diabolical fortune on the horizon! HEHEHEHEH. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 08:31 PM (n7rxJ) 144
I know flea circuses were once popular, but never heard about a Flea Show with actual judging and awards.
Posted by: Lodge With My Fleas In The Hills at February 16, 2026 08:31 PM (oftw2) 145
Also there's nothing quite like lying in bed with a pair of cats snuggled up to you, one on each side.
Posted by: Bitblt Nothing like a pussy laying on each side of you. Posted by: Mrs. Slocum at February 16, 2026 08:32 PM (xGgfV) 146
Jurassic Park was the result of a guy who had a flea circus.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 16, 2026 08:32 PM (2GVsD) 147
Goldfish show might fit in my budget.
Posted by: Very Fixed Income Flush 'em if they don't place. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 16, 2026 08:33 PM (RiE77) 148
Of course, the Donk commie cocksuckers would immediately file suit with one of their Donk commie cocksucker fellow traveler judges who would rule that a California election must have a viable Donk commie cocksucker candidate in the running, so the 2nd place Republican would be kicked off the ticket. Posted by: IllTemperedCur =============== Not after all those years when I wrote in Mickey Mouse sooner than pick the lesser of of two Dems. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 08:34 PM (n7rxJ) 149
At this point I think I can support death squad tranny hunting.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 16, 2026 08:27 PM (snZF9) My AO has a larger than normal number of troons. I find this annoying, and I make sure my domicile is secure. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at February 16, 2026 08:34 PM (0aYVJ) 150
Or 3 day eventing them. Posted by: JackStraw at February Hey now! lol. Though I don’t anymore, my guy is way too old. Maybe one day in the old geezer division, I guess. Posted by: Piper at February 16, 2026 08:34 PM (Wmg4n) 151
Rolls in with a 14", six pound koi.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 16, 2026 08:30 PM (xGgfV) If you fall into the koi pond, you are done for. They mob up, and by sheer weight force your head underwater until you drown. Then they simpy wait until your corpse rots, and suck the flesh off your bones. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2026 08:34 PM (8zz6B) 152
If you fall into the koi pond, you are done for. They mob up, and by sheer weight force your head underwater until you drown. Then they simpy wait until your corpse rots, and suck the flesh off your bones.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon *snort Posted by: rickb223 at February 16, 2026 08:36 PM (xGgfV) 153
If you fall into the koi pond, you are done for. They mob up, and by sheer weight force your head underwater until you drown. Then they simpy wait until your corpse rots, and suck the flesh off your bones.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2026 08:34 PM (8zz6B) And they ain't frigging koi about it either. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 16, 2026 08:36 PM (snZF9) 154
Wonder if California would consider letting San Bernardino become their own state? Gives the Democrats two more Senators. I wouldn't put anything past them.
Posted by: Case at February 16, 2026 08:37 PM (j6kTf) 155
>>Though I don’t anymore, my guy is way too old. Maybe one day in the old geezer division, I guess.
My mom competed into her 60s. Crazy old woman. Posted by: JackStraw at February 16, 2026 08:37 PM (viF8m) 156
Rolls in with a 14", six pound koi.
Posted by: rickb223 I brought in a live koi in a bucket that big for dissection day in Biology class in 9th grade. Mrs. Tuck did not want to kill it and brought it home to put in her pond. Another girl classmate brought in two nice brown trout (dead) from her home stream and pond. Teacher dissected them, but took the meat home for dinner. Posted by: Fish Tales From 1970 at February 16, 2026 08:38 PM (oftw2) 157
In re: AOC knows nothing--
I'm still wondering how a college can give somebody who claims to be a socialist a degree in economics and not lose its accreditation. Posted by: tankdemon at February 16, 2026 08:38 PM (VkDi+) 158
Goldfish show might fit in my budget.
Posted by: Very Fixed Income DDG AI: The most expensive goldfish ever sold is a Kōhaku Koi named "S Legend," which fetched a staggering $1.8 million. Posted by: mikeski at February 16, 2026 08:39 PM (VHUov) 159
My AO has a larger than normal number of troons. I find this annoying, and I make sure my domicile is secure.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at February 16, 2026 08:34 PM (0aYVJ) Yeah you would think they were last ones you need to worry about, but thats starting to sound like them thars friendly indians. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 16, 2026 08:40 PM (snZF9) 160
I played that Washington video at the end. All I could think was what the hell did I just watch?
Posted by: LKP at February 16, 2026 08:41 PM (ylpKQ) 161
Goldfish show might fit in my budget.
Posted by: Very Fixed Income Flush 'em if they don't place. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 16, 2026 08:33 PM (RiE77) --- ALL HAIL THE GLORY OF THE HYPNOTOAD!!! Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 16, 2026 08:41 PM (ESVrU) 162
DDG AI: The most expensive goldfish ever sold is a Kōhaku Koi named "S Legend," which fetched a staggering $1.8 million.
Posted by: mikeski at February 16, 2026 08:39 PM (VHUov) Frigging thing better be able to drive a race car, or kick a field goal. Anything other than float around the water with it's mouth open. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 16, 2026 08:42 PM (snZF9) 163
I'm still wondering how a college can give somebody who claims to be a socialist a degree in economics and not lose its accreditation.
Posted by: tankdemon at February 16, 2026 08:38 PM (VkDi+) The entire department is probably 95% socialist at Boston U. They’d have failed her if they caught her reading Smith, Von Mises, Hayek or Friedman. Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 16, 2026 08:42 PM (6ydKt) 164
Flush 'em if they don't place.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory Anyone else know what a Pittsburgh Potty is? Posted by: Artie From Altoona at February 16, 2026 08:43 PM (oftw2) 165
I played that Washington video at the end. All I could think was what the hell did I just watch?
Posted by: LKP at February 16, 2026 08:41 PM (ylpKQ) Aren't drugs wonderful? Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 16, 2026 08:43 PM (snZF9) 166
Frigging thing better be able to drive a race car, or kick a field goal. Anything other than float around the water with it's mouth open.
Posted by: Berserker Is this still about goldfish, or are we back to AOC? Posted by: mikeski at February 16, 2026 08:44 PM (VHUov) 167
Koi are glorified carp. One of my gangs great joys was a good old fashioned carp shoot. Stop at Dad's bakery, get some week old day old bread left out back for a farmer, ride our bikes out to the creek with shotguns on the handlebars, cast bread upon the water and let the fun begin.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 16, 2026 08:45 PM (gm9Sb) 168
Frigging thing better be able to drive a race car, or kick a field goal. Anything other than float around the water with it's mouth open.
Posted by: Berserker Is this still about goldfish, or are we back to AOC? Posted by: mikeski *SNORT Posted by: rickb223 at February 16, 2026 08:45 PM (xGgfV) 169
I played that Washington video at the end. All I could think was what the hell did I just watch?
Posted by: LKP at February 16, 2026 08:41 PM (ylpKQ) Aren't drugs wonderful? Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 16, 2026 08:43 PM (snZF9) --- Oh, sure, Washington was quite the badass, but the real question is, "What would Brian Boitano do?" Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 16, 2026 08:45 PM (ESVrU) 170
lol I showed that George Washington vid to my 12 year old grandson and he thinks it’s the greatest thing ever.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 16, 2026 08:45 PM (otNgF) 171
165 I played that Washington video at the end. All I could think was what the hell did I just watch?
Posted by: LKP at February 16, 2026 08:41 PM (ylpKQ) Aren't drugs wonderful? Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 16, 2026 08:43 PM (snZF9) It was like Beck Hansen doing Schoolhouse Rock. Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 16, 2026 08:45 PM (6ydKt) Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at February 16, 2026 08:45 PM (kvcnI) 173
The most expensive goldfish ever sold is a Kōhaku Koi named "S Legend," which fetched a staggering $1.8 million. ____________ Tasted awful. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 16, 2026 08:48 PM (tgvbd) 174
And could you imagine the screaming if they 'update' The Sound of Music with modern sensibilities? Young Babysitter falls for Older Sailor... sounds more like Pron Hub but with Music!
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 16, 2026 08:00 PM (mP0Kj) Da hills be’s alive wit da sound of Jive! Posted by: Tom Servo at February 16, 2026 08:51 PM (otNgF) 175
Bi-di bi-di bi-di bi-di buttcheeks
Posted by: Twiki at February 16, 2026 08:51 PM (/HDaX) 176
Tasted awful.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 16, 2026 08:48 PM (tgvbd) https://youtu.be/Khb2u2LPQas Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 16, 2026 08:52 PM (6ydKt) 177
The carp family are mostly pests, but Sonoran Suckers are protected in Arizona. It's legal to catch them, but they must be released alive. They clean the canals, ponds, and irrigation ditches.
Posted by: Gadabout Gaddis, The Flying Fisherman. at February 16, 2026 08:53 PM (oftw2) 178
174 Korvettenkapitan Von Trapp. Coolest DJ name evah!
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 16, 2026 08:53 PM (gm9Sb) 179
Elaine Farrell's music needs an upgrade. It sounds like modified Miami Vice.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 16, 2026 08:54 PM (VExqf) 180
“ Sonoran Suckers are protected in Arizona.”
The political class always takes care of themselves. Posted by: Tom Servo at February 16, 2026 08:55 PM (otNgF) 181
Jinkies, this is Cwazy....
Aidan Kearney @DoctorTurtleboy · Sources are reporting that the person who shot up a hockey game in Pawtucket today, killing 3 people, is a transgender Dad who goes by Roberta Esposito. This is gonna be a popsicle headache for some people, but he appears to be a diehard Trump supporter who has been warning other conservatives on Twitter not to bad mouth trans people. Just yesterday he warned @ksorbs and @RealAlexJones that "we" (transgender people) are going to "go BESERK" if people keep bashing men like him. I'll have more on this later. Posted by: Mister Ghost at February 16, 2026 08:55 PM (TGPs7) 182
The carp family are mostly pests, but Sonoran Suckers are protected in Arizona. It's legal to catch them, but they must be released alive. They clean the canals, ponds, and irrigation ditches.
Posted by: Gadabout Gaddis Sonora? As in, the Mexican state? So we've got immigrant fish doing housekeeping work? Posted by: mikeski at February 16, 2026 08:57 PM (VHUov) 183
43 Nothing of consequence below the equator.
Posted by: Boss Moss ....................................... Yea, you tell them!! Posted by: Canada at February 16, 2026 08:57 PM (sAmhv) 184
When i was 12 or 13, my buddy and I would catch carp in the local reservoir and bring them to the local Chinese restaurant and trade them for Chinese food. They ate them somehow. Also was camping once and fishing for Channel Catfish at night, but caught a bunch of eels. The Korean family camping there were happy to take them off my hands.
Posted by: Gadabout Gaddis at February 16, 2026 08:58 PM (oftw2) Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 16, 2026 08:58 PM (6ydKt) 186
184 Friend's Dad, guy about my age, has prepared and put carp into his smoker. I tried some and it's not bad as in I wouldn't turn it down.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 16, 2026 09:00 PM (gm9Sb) 187
... diehard Trump supporter who has been warning other conservatives on Twitter not to bad mouth trans people. Just yesterday he warned
@ksorbs and @RealAlexJones that "we" (transgender people) are going to "go BESERK" if people keep bashing men like him. I'll have more on this later. Posted by: Mister Ghost If true even more reason they should be warehoused as criminally insane. If not true still more reason they should be warehoused as criminally insane. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 16, 2026 09:02 PM (/lPRQ) 188
Why in hell would you bother preparing and smoking carp when you could have lovely Alaskan Copper River Salmon instead?
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 16, 2026 09:04 PM (I40wl) 189
>>>It was a different era with Mike Wallace, Harry Reasoner, Morley Safer, Ed Bradley, and the like.
--- Heartbreaking to discover them to be lying sons of bitches. Probably why Andy was so disgusted. "I don't watch the news anymore. I've already seen it." _Andy Rooney Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 16, 2026 09:05 PM (VExqf) 190
And finally for the will be missed, Mr. Robert Duvall:
https://youtu.be/1RHo_ZG-YGo and https://youtu.be/nBG2IxzEn7g Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 16, 2026 09:05 PM (6ydKt) 191
He'll save children, but not the British children.
Posted by: davidt at February 16, 2026 09:05 PM (Q+gd/) 192
Friend's Dad, guy about my age, has prepared and put carp into his smoker. I tried some and it's not bad as in I wouldn't turn it down.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 16, 2026 09:00 PM (gm9Sb) Pickled carp is an eastern European dish. It is like gravlax for salmon, (but not as tasty) Posted by: Kindltot at February 16, 2026 09:06 PM (rbvCR) 193
188 Why in hell would you bother preparing and smoking carp when you could have lovely Alaskan Copper River Salmon instead?
Posted by: tcn in AK They's no salmon here in the South, Ma'am. Posted by: Little Pee Dee River at February 16, 2026 09:06 PM (oftw2) 194
Why in hell would you bother preparing and smoking carp when you could have lovely Alaskan Copper River Salmon instead?
Posted by: tcn in AK Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeet - I'd settle for decent fish sticks. Posted by: Tonypete at February 16, 2026 09:07 PM (cYBz/) 195
They's no salmon here in the South, Ma'am.
Posted by: Little Pee Dee River at February 16, 2026 09:06 PM (oftw2) You did not check the freezer at your local butcher, did you? Posted by: tcn in AK at February 16, 2026 09:07 PM (I40wl) 196
The actor who played Buffalo Bill apologized for making transgender people look bad with a false stereotype portrayal.
Typical ignorant lefty actor. Guess he never heard of Richard Speck. Also must ignore the high percentage of homosexual serial killers. He needs to put some lotion on his brain. Posted by: Opinion fact at February 16, 2026 09:08 PM (cwGMH) 197
> death squad tranny hunting.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 16, 2026 Death Squad Tranny Hunters would be a good name for a Tarantino flick. Posted by: Ted Nugent at February 16, 2026 09:09 PM (IG3/x) 198
MattWalshBlog 19m
Local news is reporting that the shooter at the hockey rink tonight was a man in women’s clothing Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 16, 2026 08:17 PM (diia5) Over-tight bra straps made him testy, I guess. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2026 08:24 PM (8zz6B) Spending a day in heels is no laughing matter Posted by: LASue at February 16, 2026 09:09 PM (lCppi) 199
Heartbreaking to discover them to be lying sons of bitches. Probably why Andy was so disgusted.
"I don't watch the news anymore. I've already seen it." _Andy Rooney Posted by: Braenyard "And that's the way I'm going to report it - no matter what really happened." -- Zombie Walter Shitface Posted by: Tonypete at February 16, 2026 09:10 PM (cYBz/) 200
>>>when you could have lovely Alaskan Copper River Salmon instead?
Posted by: tcn in AK --- ewe, they taste fishy Good to see you here, just got here myself. Hope things are going well for you. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 16, 2026 09:11 PM (VExqf) 201
I like that capitalists😀 took ocean trash fish, changed the names and marketed it like it was fine dining.
Posted by: Opinion fact at February 16, 2026 09:12 PM (cwGMH) 202
Spending a day in heels is no laughing matter
Posted by: LASue Try drivin' a truck. Drivin' a big ass truck. Posted by: gKWVE at February 16, 2026 09:12 PM (gKWVE) 203
That Charles Kuralt was skeevy only came out after his death. His apartment and wife were in Manhattan, but every summer he would go "trout fishing" for about 3 weeks in Montana, I believe. He had a concubine there and was supporting her for decades. Don't remember if he had a kid with her.
Posted by: Feet of Clay at February 16, 2026 09:14 PM (oftw2) 204
"You know what I hate? That buttmunch on 60 Minutes who just whines about stuff." -- Beavis, on Andy Rooney.
Mickey Rooney > Andy Rooney Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 16, 2026 09:14 PM (IG3/x) 205
Don't trust seafood in any state that doesn't actually border a sea
Posted by: Don Black at February 16, 2026 09:17 PM (ZxPkt) 206
Those Andy Rooney eyebrows were the inspiration for the Dune guy.
Posted by: Opinion fact at February 16, 2026 09:17 PM (cwGMH) Posted by: fourseasons at February 16, 2026 09:18 PM (3ek7K) 208
the 2nd video
did anyone see the war of the worlds tripod high up on the ridge? first coupla seconds Posted by: Don Black at February 16, 2026 09:19 PM (ZxPkt) 209
Breakers on the Irish Coast
Well...crap! *drains the glass of bourbon* *pours up a 15 year Redbreast Irish* Slainte! Posted by: Diogenes at February 16, 2026 09:19 PM (2WIwB) 210
Try drivin' a truck. Drivin' a big ass truck.
Posted by: gKWVE --- No one knows if you take your heels off while driving. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 16, 2026 09:19 PM (VExqf) 211
205 Don't trust seafood in any state that doesn't actually border a sea
Posted by: Don Black My daughter and family live in CO like you, but visit me in the old homestead here in Coastal NC. The first thing she wants is to get fresh seafood. Posted by: Currituck Chuck at February 16, 2026 09:20 PM (oftw2) Posted by: Opinion fact at February 16, 2026 09:21 PM (cwGMH) 213
Carp are the things that live in water in which nothing should live.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 16, 2026 09:22 PM (8AONa) 214
213 Carp are the things that live in water in which nothing should live.
Posted by: 2009Refugee Potomac? Posted by: gKWVE at February 16, 2026 09:24 PM (gKWVE) 215
That Charles Kuralt was skeevy only came out after his death. His apartment and wife were in Manhattan, but every summer he would go "trout fishing" for about 3 weeks in Montana, I believe. He had a concubine there and was supporting her for decades. Don't remember if he had a kid with her.
Posted by: Feet of Clay at February 16, 2026 09:14 PM (oftw2) I remember that, I think the Montana thot even wrote a book, about it. Mom was a big fan of On the Road, and was greatly disappointed when the news of his double life came out... Posted by: Joe Kidd at February 16, 2026 09:24 PM (nbLIj) 216
>>> Don't trust seafood in any state that doesn't actually border a sea
Posted by: Don Black at February 16, 2026 09:17 PM (ZxPkt) As a Kansan I would have to agree. Unless you like crappie which isn't too crappy fried. I like a it a lot actually but it's been a long time. Oh no, now I have a awful hankerin for fried crappie. Posted by: banana Dream at February 16, 2026 09:25 PM (3uBP9) 217
believe. He had a concubine there and was supporting her for decades. Don't remember if he had a kid with her.
Posted by: Feet of Clay at February 16, 2026 09:14 PM (oftw2) It was worse than that - she was no concubine, he had married her and they had kids. He also had a wife and kids back east, and neither bunch knew about the others until his funeral, when they all showed up. And now you know why he spent so much time on the road. Posted by: Tom Servo at February 16, 2026 09:25 PM (otNgF) 218
Ok, crappie isn't seafood. What do I know? I'm from Kansas.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 16, 2026 09:27 PM (3uBP9) 219
There's A spring sucker run out of Lake Superior; the meat above the Y-bone is supposedly the finest smoked fish there is. Posted by: Auspex at February 16, 2026 09:27 PM (Y8DZL) 220
I remember that, I think the Montana thot even wrote a book, about it. Mom was a big fan of On the Road, and was greatly disappointed when the news of his double life came out...
Posted by: Joe Kidd Here in NC, the state put up markers for the Kuralt Trail at many locations in the state. Fallen into disrepair, I think no one cares enough about him to keep things up. His name is mud, for many people. Posted by: Currituck Chuck. at February 16, 2026 09:28 PM (oftw2) 221
We asked our local butcher about catfish and salmon. He's had other people ask for it also. He said by the time it gets here it's already bad. Posted by: fourseasons at February 16, 2026 09:28 PM (3ek7K) 222
I’m not going to be too hard on Andy.
During WWII he wrote for Stars and Stripes while in the Army and covered a few important battles as well as being one of the first to report on the concentration camps (which turned him from being a pacifist into a believer in just wars). He got a Bronze Star and an Air Medal for his service. He was definitely an old school liberal, like most of his colleagues, but he had some brains, common sense and self-respect unlike the newsreader propagandists we have today. Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 16, 2026 09:29 PM (6ydKt) 223
We cannot let the Democrats get away with NO VOTER I.D. any longer. These are horrible, disingenuous CHEATERS. They have all sorts of reasons why it shouldn't be passed, and then boldly laugh in the backrooms after their ridiculous presentations. If it weren't such a serious matter, it would be considered a TOTAL JOKE! No Voter I.D. is even crazier, and more ridiculous, than Men playing in Women's Sports, Open Borders, or Transgender for Everyone. Republicans must put this at the top of every speech — It is a CAN'T MISS FOR RE-ELECTION IN THE MIDTERMS, AND BEYOND! ...
...President Donald J. Trump You know where you are on the bell curve. You know where Trump is on the bell curve. You know where the majority of Americans are on the bell curve. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 16, 2026 09:29 PM (VExqf) 224
It was worse than that - she was no concubine, he had married her and they had kids. He also had a wife and kids back east, and neither bunch knew about the others until his funeral, when they all showed up.
Posted by: Tom Servo I attended a funeral where two daughters found out their deceased Mom had two other daughters. It was not pretty. Posted by: Tonypete at February 16, 2026 09:31 PM (cYBz/) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 16, 2026 09:31 PM (VExqf) 226
"Roberta Esposito" is pulling a few people in google news. Both look like biofemmes. One is involved in autism help.
Maybe this one renamed xerself after that one. Posted by: gKWVE at February 16, 2026 09:31 PM (gKWVE) Posted by: gKWVE at February 16, 2026 09:32 PM (gKWVE) 228
202 Spending a day in heels is no laughing matter
Posted by: LASue -------- Tell me about it, sister. Posted by: Gavin Newsom at February 16, 2026 09:32 PM (JkO4W) 229
I liked that Sunday Morning show Charles Kuralt did. He, like most of the entertainment industry, have a camera on/camera off personality. What you see on camera is rarely the reality.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 16, 2026 09:35 PM (sAmhv) Posted by: mindful webworker - weighed a f'ing ton at February 16, 2026 09:36 PM (6hyzx) 231
I'm a native Marylander, where 'fresh' means 'we caught these earlier this morning'
the one fish I really liked was striped bass- 'rockfish' Posted by: Don Black at February 16, 2026 09:37 PM (ZxPkt) 232
liked that Sunday Morning show Charles Kuralt did. He, like most of the entertainment industry, have a camera on/camera off personality. What you see on camera is rarely the reality.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 16, 2026 09:35 PM (sAmhv) No shit. Posted by: "Flasher" Charlie Rose at February 16, 2026 09:37 PM (uipH1) 233
136 Anybody knows what's Presdent Obama did twoday on his be Hollyday??? Posted by: Mary Cloggistein from Brattleboro, Vt at February 16, 2026 08:28 PM ------- Let's see here. He --- was a homo Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 16, 2026 09:38 PM (VWtfl) 234
I attended a funeral where two daughters found out their deceased Mom had two other daughters. It was not pretty.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 16, 2026 09:31 PM (cYBz/) Knew a guy from a church men's group I was part of. Great guy; a real man's man. Turned out he had two families, one in California, and one in Arkansas. Ended up killing himself when he feared the jig was up. The two families met for the first time at his funeral. Tell you what, those wives exhibited a level if Christ-like forgiveness that I continue to marvel at, some fifteen years later... Posted by: Joe Kidd at February 16, 2026 09:39 PM (nbLIj) 235
Charlie Rose was from NC, too.
Must be something up with journalists named Charles from the Tarheel State. Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 16, 2026 09:41 PM (6ydKt) 236
the one fish I really liked was striped bass- 'rockfish'
Posted by: Don Black Stripers off the Cape are very different from rockfish here in Puget Sound. Posted by: nurse ratched at February 16, 2026 09:41 PM (IhIKR) 237
I attended a funeral where two daughters found out their deceased Mom had two other daughters. It was not pretty.
Posted by: Tonypete I presume before those kids were born? Posted by: gKWVE at February 16, 2026 09:42 PM (gKWVE) 238
Stripers are tasty. Lots of fun to catch.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 16, 2026 09:44 PM (uipH1) 239
238 Stripers are tasty. Lots of fun to catch.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory With a fresh stack of $20s? Posted by: gKWVE at February 16, 2026 09:46 PM (gKWVE) 240
>>Stripers are tasty. Lots of fun to catch.
Every season for many years I use to go striper fishing 3 or 4 days a week before work or whenever on the weekends when I wasn't on the road. Great way to start the day. Posted by: JackStraw at February 16, 2026 09:46 PM (viF8m) 241
Kuralt was part of the CBS Sunday Morning Show that is still on. I started calling it Yuppie Church in the 80s.
Posted by: Currituck Chuck.. at February 16, 2026 09:47 PM (oftw2) 242
Tell you what, those wives exhibited a level if Christ-like forgiveness that I continue to marvel at, some fifteen years later... Posted by: Joe Kidd ================ Fine if they "forgave" each other, but forgiving him would be suicidal empathy. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 09:47 PM (ctGN8) 243
I like to go fishing, always have. But don't care much about eating them. Rather have a cheeseburger.
Posted by: Case at February 16, 2026 09:51 PM (j6kTf) 244
Washington. A President so mighty he was born on both Feb 11 and Feb 22.
Posted by: mindful webworker - don't try this at home at February 16, 2026 10:00 PM (6hyzx) Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at February 16, 2026 10:01 PM (xcxpd) 246
Duvall in the Godfather was great.
Posted by: gKWVE at February 16, 2026 10:02 PM (gKWVE) 247
Lundi Gras here in New Orleans. Many the year I was down in the middle of it.
Posted by: Javems at February 16, 2026 10:04 PM (zFsEm) 248
Fine if they "forgave" each other, but forgiving him would be suicidal empathy.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia Unless one of the women knew he was two-timing, they'd have no reason to forgive each other, as there would be nothing to forgive. "I'm sorry my husband did things I never knew about?" And if he's dead, carrying a grudge won't help. Not like he could start three-timing them at that point. Posted by: mikeski at February 16, 2026 10:06 PM (VHUov) 249
Unless one of the women knew he was two-timing, they'd have no reason to forgive each other, as there would be nothing to forgive. "I'm sorry my husband did things I never knew about?" ================ That's why I put it in quotation marks. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 10:08 PM (ctGN8) Posted by: clarence at February 16, 2026 10:12 PM (5OgL1) Posted by: Kevin Hicks at February 16, 2026 10:18 PM (Bt1tR) 252
Anderson Cooper is not renewing his 60 minutes contract. Apparently he's doing this so he can spend more time with family.
Translation: CBS offered him a contract in line with what value he brings to the CBS network and not what he wanted. Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at February 16, 2026 11:40 PM (tqpXi) Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at February 16, 2026 11:46 PM (tqpXi) Quick HitsOh no! Insider PaperThis is like losing Robert Duvall all over again. SO CLOSE TO PRIDE MONTH? SO CLOSE TO PRIDE MONTH? Thanks to beckster. Shock: Democrats don't want to be seen around Biden, the man who garnered the most votes in American history, restored America's prestige, and presided over the "Biden Miracle Economy." Former President Joe Biden will be feted by South Carolina Democrats later this month, to mark the sixth anniversary of his Palmetto State primary landslide, a comeback victory that rocketed Biden to the 2020 Democratic presidential nomination and later the White House. But with many Democrats still smarting from their party's major 2024 election setbacks, fueled in part by a very unpopular Biden presidency and the then-president's dropping his re-election bid amid serious questions about his physical and mental abilities following a disastrous debate with now-President Donald Trump, the South Carolina celebration appears to be an outlier. As they seek office in gubernatorial and congressional races in this year's elections, nine candidates who served in the Biden administration appear to be keeping their distance from the former president, according to a new report from Axios.Remember how Democrats conned this senile old fuck to abandon the race? They specifically promised him he would be hailed as a hero and praised from now until the end of all days. Liars. Even more shocking: Biden granted stealth "quiet amnesty," without congressional authorization, to nearly a million illegal aliens. Officially, there are almost 3.8 million pending cases in the immigration court backlog, but more than eight years ago, at the outset of the first Trump administration, I suggested the true number of then-pending cases (a more modest 895,000) was higher than those official statistics displayed, thanks to a legal trick called "administrative closure". As the BIA has described the practice: "Administrative closure ... is used to temporarily remove a case from an Immigration Judge's active calendar or from the Board's docket." It continued:Another shock: Lisa Murkowski says she won't support the GOP-favored SAVE Act because she doesn't want to "federalize federal elections." (What?) Smoking hot Congressbade Ana Paulina Luna points out she did want to federalize federal elections just a couple of years ago when Democrats wanted to "restore voter rights" by re-imposing onerous federal "pre-clearance" of laws whenever southern states, and only southern states, wished to change a voting law. In other words, southern states, and only southern states, would again have to ask "mother may I?" from Congress to change the most trivial of state election laws.[Administrative closure] is a docket management tool that is used to temporarily pause removal proceedings. Administrative closure is not a form of relief from removal and does not provide an alien with any immigration status. After a case has been administratively closed, either party may move to recalendar it before the Immigration Court ... or to reinstate the appeal before the Board. [Emphasis added.]Put another way, administrative closure allows immigration judges and the BIA to shelve cases that it does not want to, or cannot, deal with, at least at the time of closure. "I want us to continue to reduce those barriers to Americans ability to vote," she said in a speech on the Senate floor Wednesday, before the procedural vote, "whether it is geographic, whether it's logistical -- we certainly know about that in Alaska -- whether it's partisan, or some other form." Free and fair elections are a cornerstone of democracy and American identity, Murkowski said. The John Lewis Voting Rights Advancement Act would reinstate parts of the Civil Rights Era-law that the U.S. Supreme Court overturned in 2013. The centerpiece of the bill would restore the "preclearance" requirement. Until the Supreme Court struck it down, it required states with a history of discrimination to get the Justice Department to sign off before they change their voting rules.If you missed it: Rubio got a standing O from European Sitzpinklers after telling them to take the dicks out of their mouths and protect their civilization.
— Jim Verdi (@jjverdi) February 16, 2026
The vaquero (Spanish: [baˈkeɾo]; Portuguese: vaqueiro, European Portuguese: [vɐˈkɐjɾu]) is a horse-mounted livestock herder of a tradition that has its roots in the Iberian Peninsula and extensively developed in what is today Mexico (then New Spain) from a method brought to the Americas from Spain. The vaquero became the foundation for the North American cowboy, in Northern Mexico, Southwestern United States, Florida and Western Canada. The cowboys of the Great Basin still use the term "buckaroo", which may be a corruption of vaquero, to describe themselves and their tradition.Vaquero is literally pronouced backero. How is this a "may be" situation? Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Foist.
Posted by: zombie at February 16, 2026 06:20 PM (se8lQ) 2
Anderson Cooper cannot seem to keep a job, I guess Nepotism isn't enough.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 16, 2026 06:20 PM (PYyV9) Posted by: zombie at February 16, 2026 06:20 PM (se8lQ) 4
But the real question is: Will Anderson Cooper come on CBS's back?
Posted by: zombie at February 16, 2026 06:21 PM (se8lQ) 5
Folks have been notified of a new thread.
Posted by: Dad of Six at February 16, 2026 06:21 PM (N96RI) 6
People don't want to be around Biden mostly because of the smell.
Posted by: zombie at February 16, 2026 06:22 PM (se8lQ) Posted by: Jackson K. at February 16, 2026 06:22 PM (J9q9v) 8
Well, Biden probably smells pretty bad so it could be that
Posted by: Skip at February 16, 2026 06:23 PM (Ia/+0) Posted by: Tuna at February 16, 2026 06:23 PM (lJ0H4) 10
Willowed. Anderson Cooper is leaving 60 Minutes. He plans to spend more time with his husband's anus
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 16, 2026 06:23 PM (Ggsrp) Posted by: man at February 16, 2026 06:24 PM (cGjQu) 12
"...a very unpopular Biden presidency and the then-president's dropping his re-election bid amid serious questions about his physical and mental abilities..."
Just wondering. Does The Horde really believe that Joe Biden bowed out of the race by making an obscure social media post? Even at the time, it made no sense to me. More likely, some Kamala ally made the post, and Biden could then either choose to tell the world he wasn't in control of his own media account, or allow his handlers to have him bow out. Normally, ANY candidate would call a PRESS CONFERENCE and MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT to the whole country, right? Posted by: MrExcitement at February 16, 2026 06:25 PM (ovdkm) 13
I'm surprised Hillary's rage at Trump hasn't literally consumed her from the inside out. What a thoroughly unpleasant woman. I hope she doesn't send out her goons against the Czech politician.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 16, 2026 06:25 PM (Nx5jP) 14
‘My engorged throbbing huge penis needs orgasmic power palpitations down a deep fudge hole!’
— Eric Swolewell Posted by: Elric the Blade at February 16, 2026 06:25 PM (qohbc) 15
I am baffled here, who is advising AOC? Why is she going on about cowboys let alone in such a stupidly ignorant manner?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 16, 2026 06:26 PM (PYyV9) 16
>>Normally, ANY candidate would call a PRESS CONFERENCE and MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT to the whole country, right?
I can't imagine the number of drugs and doctors it took for the Biden Administration to even risk a presser... Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2026 06:26 PM (gH8T+) 17
I'm with Anna Luma if she wears a swimsuit.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 16, 2026 06:26 PM (abIsI) 18
"Being Liberal isn't just about being Stupid. It's about showing the world how proud you are to be Stupid."
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 16, 2026 06:26 PM (28lDz) Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2026 06:27 PM (gH8T+) 20
Venezuela is below the equator from Australia, where they speak Austrian.
Posted by: Minuteman at February 16, 2026 06:28 PM (47/pr) 21
It's literally impossible for cowboys to have been here before the Spanish because horses weren't here before the Spanish brought them
— Matt Walsh Not exactly true. But the real truth is even worse for the Noble-Savage-worshipping white-guilt-loving woke Left: When the first Asians crossed over the frozen Bering Strait tens of thousands of years ago and suddenly became Native Americans, there were horses in North America. BUT... The new natives never learned how to tame them or ride them. Instead, they...hunted them. ... ... to extinction. Ooops. Took another 10,000 years before the Spanish conquistadors brought some horses with them to the new continent. Some escaped, became wild mustangs, and the rest is history. Posted by: zombie at February 16, 2026 06:28 PM (se8lQ) 22
Hmm. Luna or Murkowski; Murkowski or Luna? Who's to say? It's a conundrum.
Posted by: Eeyore at February 16, 2026 06:28 PM (AlhUl) 23
The equator goes through three South American countries. One of them is called Ecuador, BECAUSE THE EQUATOR RUNS THROUGH IT.
Posted by: pookysgirl with today's geography lesson at February 16, 2026 06:29 PM (Wt5PA) Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 16, 2026 06:29 PM (u82oZ) 25
Operation "Let Her Speak" is going quite well, wouldn't you say?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 16, 2026 06:29 PM (28lDz) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 16, 2026 06:29 PM (n5tGW) 27
I hope i live long enough to see Clinton, Obama, Biden, Jarrett, Sullivan, Nuland in the dirt.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 16, 2026 06:29 PM (RIvkX) 28
Tip for people visiting Joe Biden: bring a puzzle, a deck of cards, or a checkers game. They like that sort of thing. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 06:29 PM (n7rxJ) 29
I am baffled here, who is advising AOC? Why is she going on about cowboys let alone in such a stupidly ignorant manner?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor The guy that auditioned and hired her for the house race ran a pretty good herd on her initially. Some dot Indian guy. I think he got MeTooed and she's been a quivering mass since. She is just not smart. She might be actually retarded. Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 16, 2026 06:30 PM (cxFcK) 30
When I was a kid, Yorktown Heights and parts of Somers were horse country. I grew up in Granite Springs.
I visited my local FFL Saturday. He has Radical Firearms AR10 and a 15 in stock. I am leaning towards the Ruger Hellion. Any thoughts? Posted by: Accomack at February 16, 2026 06:31 PM (GbONR) 31
I was on the phone with my MAGA aunt in Nashville discussing if Biden was going to bow out. I had literally just finished expressing my opinion that there was no way in hell Biden would bow out when my aunt interruped me to say "Biden just Tweeted that he's out."
And this is why I'm not a political pundit. Posted by: Delurker at February 16, 2026 06:31 PM (gtcuf) 32
Soon you're gonna ride the range, Like grown up cowboys do. Now it's time that you were roundin' up, A dream or two. So go to sleep, My little Buckaroo. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 16, 2026 06:31 PM (Cqx++) 33
Hillary is as snuggly as a hobo's vinegary balls.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at February 16, 2026 06:31 PM (wBaIH) 34
It is odd to me that Rubio gave basically the same speech as Trump and they all stomped out fuming and spitting because of Trump and cheered Rubio
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 16, 2026 06:31 PM (PYyV9) 35
Ace must’ve posted this before Jake Tapper called Randy Fine a bigot for telling the Zohranette that called for banning dogs in NYC that we Americans prefer dogs to Islamists.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 16, 2026 06:31 PM (IX8iX) 36
Everything Sandy Cortez knows, she just pulled out of her ass.
Posted by: huerfano at February 16, 2026 06:32 PM (98kQX) 37
Still many Vaqueros in Brazil and Argentina today.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 16, 2026 06:32 PM (6ydKt) 38
Via RC Politics:
Sen. Dave McCormick on SAVE Act: If An 80-20 Issue Can't Get 60 Votes, Something Is Amiss In The Senate --- In other news, water is wet. Posted by: Crusader at February 16, 2026 06:32 PM (TN0g+) 39
Tip for people visiting Joe Biden: bring a puzzle, a deck of cards, or a checkers game. They like that sort of thing.
More like Sponge Bob videos to be on the same mental level as Joey "The Studmuffin" Biden who will kick your ass in his wet dreams.... Posted by: Jackson K. at February 16, 2026 06:32 PM (J9q9v) 40
I am baffled here, who is advising AOC? Why is she going on about cowboys let alone in such a stupidly ignorant manner? Posted by: Christopher R Taylor ============ There's nothing you can do with someone who thinks that highly of her own intellect. "YOU stick to THESE talking points" won't work. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 06:32 PM (n7rxJ) 41
Best part is that the Spanish Conquistador who brought the horses here was named Cortes. You would think at some point in her life she would have a bit of curiosity about her own name.
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 16, 2026 06:33 PM (3ImbR) 42
Oh damn. AOC is.astonishingly stupid. It's incredible.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 16, 2026 06:33 PM (2WIwB) Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 16, 2026 06:33 PM (u82oZ) 44
Just wondering. Does The Horde really believe that Joe Biden bowed out of the race by making an obscure social media post?
Yeah someone posted on his social media account -- probably the Raggedy Ann spox -- and then convinced Jill Biden they were backed into a corner and couldn't reverse it Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 16, 2026 06:33 PM (PYyV9) 45
>>It is odd to me that Rubio gave basically the same speech as Trump and they all stomped out fuming and spitting because of Trump and cheered Rubio
They cut out the part where Rubio played the Congas. Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2026 06:33 PM (gH8T+) 46
36 Everything Sandy Cortez knows, she just pulled out of her ass.
She does have a Nice Gluteus Maximus though..... Duct Tape on the mouth and we are set to go..... Posted by: Jackson K. at February 16, 2026 06:34 PM (J9q9v) 47
It is odd to me that Rubio gave basically the same speech as Trump and they all stomped out fuming and spitting because of Trump and cheered Rubio Posted by: Christopher R Taylor ============== Rubio buttered it up with references to "love." Good cop bad cop. By the way, did you mean Vance rather than Trump? Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 06:34 PM (n7rxJ) 48
Bride of PI just got back from her mammogram.
I legit just got to ask, "How are your boobies?" Due to some tissue anomalies, she now has to do the contrast kind, so she said it would probably be a week until she gets her results. Question for the Horde: How many more times over the next week, can I ask "How are your boobies?", before I get hit with a thrown shoe? Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 16, 2026 06:34 PM (HlyYF) 49
Operation "Let Her Speak" is going quite well, wouldn't you say?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 16, 2026 06:29 PM (28lDz) Is that the much longed-for sequel to Operation "It's Her Turn?" Posted by: Count de Monet at February 16, 2026 06:34 PM (wVcYX) 50
You ever watch a US Olympian on the podium mouthing the words to the SSB, and it looks like they are singing completely different lyrics?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 16, 2026 06:35 PM (XV/Pl) 51
They cut out the part where Rubio played the Congas.
Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2026 06:33 PM (gH8T+) --------- My name is Cuban Pete I'm the king of the rumba beat... Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 16, 2026 06:35 PM (i1VVh) 52
Even if Venezuela was below the equator I'm not sure wtf Sandy is talking about.
Is she saying the U.S. can't interfere anywhere in the Global South np matter what, but that the people of the Global South can invade the Global North anytime they want? Because that seems to be the position of a future Dem presidential nominee. Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 16, 2026 06:35 PM (6ydKt) 53
There is a very big distinction between cowboy and Vaquero. The Vaquero treated his horse as a partner, the cowboy used his horse as a tool.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2026 06:36 PM (0KSrI) 54
>>It is odd to me that Rubio gave basically the same speech as Trump and they all stomped out fuming and spitting because of Trump and cheered Rubio
They cut out the part where Rubio played the Congas. Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2026 06:33 PM (gH8T+) Backed by the surviving members of Miami Sound Machine? Posted by: Count de Monet at February 16, 2026 06:36 PM (wVcYX) Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2026 06:37 PM (gH8T+) 56
Blowing off work and staying home > "Administrative Closure"
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 16, 2026 06:37 PM (RIvkX) 57
Slick Willie was left out of the Democrat's Presidents Day celebration of great Democrat presidents. I guess the Clintons and the Bidens have been unpersoned.
https://is.gd/Lq1mUV They should unperson Obama and the beautiful and charming Mooch as well but can't because, well, you know. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 16, 2026 06:37 PM (Vs5rR) 58
Pillage Idiot
Rather that that, say "let me kiss the boobie boo-boos". Hope the new year is kind to you. Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 16, 2026 06:37 PM (u82oZ) 59
Every time I hear her I realize yet again Clinton is a seriously nasty bitch.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 16, 2026 06:37 PM (2WIwB) 60
36 Everything Sandy Cortez knows, she just pulled out of her ass.
She does have a Nice Gluteus Maximus though..... Duct Tape on the mouth and we are set to go..... Posted by: Jackson K. at February 16, 2026 06:34 PM (J9q9v) She makes the politic world go round! Posted by: Count de Monet at February 16, 2026 06:37 PM (wVcYX) 61
If a Republican had said Venezuela was below the Equator the talking heads would be howling heads.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 16, 2026 06:37 PM (Cqx++) 62
She claims what, to be part Puerto Rican? Few speak or even understand Spanish. Few understood Bad Bunny.
AOC was just a spoiled child who knows nothing as an adult. I just can't imagine though the years of fear and trembling over White men when she has worked for & with the likes of Ted and Bernie, two old pervs, and the current US House. (All imo.) Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 16, 2026 06:37 PM (NFX2v) 63
Gah. I watched that clip of Hillary. That hurt.
Posted by: fd at February 16, 2026 06:38 PM (vFG9F) 64
I’m starting to like Rubio. He got rolled by Chuck on amnesty when he was a freshman, but I think he learned from his mistake.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 16, 2026 06:38 PM (IX8iX) 65
My name is Cuban Pete I'm the king of the rumba beat... Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea ============= If I were at a press conference and he called on me, I'd ask him to say "Looo-SEEEEE!" Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 06:38 PM (n7rxJ) 66
I would let her explain 'cowgirl' to me.
Posted by: t-bird at February 16, 2026 06:39 PM (5FKHw) 67
I really just want to punch Hillary in the face when she gets that smug thing going.
*which is every time she does or says anything, I know. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 16, 2026 06:39 PM (zYpTz) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 16, 2026 06:39 PM (Cqx++) 69
A Cuban Sandwich made properly, is a revelation.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 16, 2026 06:39 PM (XV/Pl) 70
Cortez is the proper spelling. Cortes, the Conquistador, used the English spelling because he was English.
Posted by: Accomack at February 16, 2026 06:39 PM (GbONR) Posted by: Left at February 16, 2026 06:40 PM (Omg5C) 72
Mario should tell AOC that she's got some splainin to do.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 16, 2026 06:40 PM (Cqx++) 73
Rather that that, say "let me kiss the boobie boo-boos".
Hope the new year is kind to you. Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 16, 2026 06:37 PM Howdy NaCly! You are a wise man. Year starting a bit rough over here, but not too bad. I hope you have a WAY better year than last year! Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 16, 2026 06:40 PM (HlyYF) 74
There's nothing you can do with someone who thinks that highly of her own intellect. "YOU stick to THESE talking points" won't work.
True, but someone clearly handed her that talking point: Rubio got cowboys wrong! derp Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 16, 2026 06:40 PM (PYyV9) 75
How many more times over the next week, can I ask "How are your boobies?",
Just don't replace "How are" with "Calm" so we don't read your nic from the Absent Friends column. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 16, 2026 06:41 PM (a4flb) 76
Thomas Bender, they have been served at the TXMoMe thanks to Pete Bog.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2026 06:41 PM (0KSrI) 77
He got rolled by Chuck on amnesty when he was a freshman, but I think he learned from his mistake. Posted by: Farmer Bob ============= Yeah, I don't think he got rolled. I think he was a full-on tribalist fool who thought that all illegal aliens are conservative U Miami Law School grads waiting to happen. That immigration bill he was pushing was amnesty in a skin suit. I hope he's seen the error of his ways. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 06:41 PM (n7rxJ) Posted by: Delurker at February 16, 2026 06:41 PM (gtcuf) 79
Every time I hear her I realize yet again Clinton is a seriously nasty bitch.
Posted by: Diogenes ===== It's jarring. Undistilled evil. Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 16, 2026 06:41 PM (8AONa) 80
Dr Lexus's Airline pilot ex-wife >> AOC
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 16, 2026 06:41 PM (28lDz) Posted by: Count de Monet at February 16, 2026 06:41 PM (wVcYX) 82
Every time I hear her I realize yet again Clinton is a seriously nasty bitch.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 16, 2026 06:37 PM (2WIwB) --- Talk about being unable to read a room. The guy laughing and saying he's sorry for upsetting her was awesome. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 16, 2026 06:42 PM (ZOv7s) 83
Cuber.
Posted by: Delurker at February 16, 2026 06:42 PM (gtcuf) 84
I really just want to punch Hillary in the face when she gets that smug thing going.
Tip for the GAINZZZZZ Thread: tape the Hillary Smug Face on to a heavy bag and amplify your workout. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 16, 2026 06:43 PM (a4flb) 85
Eric Swallowell has everything Gavin Newsom has except for a rich, powerful patron.
Small town pol. check Empty headed. check Narcissistic. check Mindlessly ambitious and amoral. check Party creature. check Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 16, 2026 06:43 PM (RIvkX) 86
someone clearly handed her that talking point: Rubio got cowboys wrong! derp Posted by: Christopher R Taylor ============ Thought experiment: No one did! She does a deep fetch, comes up with some utterly stupid insight like "culture is thin," mixes a cocktail of Venezuela, the Equator, cowboys, and slaves, shakes it, and pours it into a glass. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 06:43 PM (n7rxJ) 87
Duct Tape on the mouth and we are set to go.....
She would still give you that wild eyed stare with flared nostrils, try a bag over the head too Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 16, 2026 06:43 PM (PYyV9) 88
I would have Peyronie's and whatever tertiary syphilis Bill has if I had to be married to Hillary. Is she nicer when she's drunk? Maybe that's the secret to dealing with her, gallons of Chardonnay. Get her drunk and let her fall down and whack her head.
I don't like Bill, but I sympathize with him being stuck with her for decades. Which I know is no excuse for Monica in the Oval Office, etc or his rapey behavior of others and adultery. However, she's torture enough and should be in Gitmo. Both as an evil person of corruption and to use to torture others when waterboarding fails. Also! I have never seen another nose like that of Occasional Sandy Eruption of Blather Cortez, their new standard. What is the deal with her nose? Unless in a garage where they inject tire silicone, I simply don't believe it is a normal rhinoplasty...and she needs one! Her nose looks cartoonish. Like one Bluto from Popeye made from a frog, or one of those squished frogs in formaldehyde in a jar. Definitely a frog somehow, smushed on hot asphalt from a tire, then glued onto her face. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 16, 2026 06:43 PM (WONhk) 89
The story behind the unusual appellative, Cabeza de Vaca (Cow’s Head), which decorates the coat of arms of the illustrious Cabeza de Vaca family is quite interesting. The name was earned by a simple local shepherd who offered his service to King Alfonso VIII during an important battle that was the turning point in the Reconquista in the 13th century.
The Battle of Las Navas de Tolosa took place on July 16, 1212. The Catholic victory removed the danger of a Muslim invasion of the Catholic kingdoms and contributed to the ruin of the Almohad Empire. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 16, 2026 06:44 PM (HXT0k) 90
Hillary is not used to an honest debate. She simply will kill you and dump you in a public park if you disagree with her.
Posted by: Zombie Seth Rich, All But Forgotten at February 16, 2026 06:44 PM (Ksqrb) 91
77- well sure, that’s the reason he got rolled, but still rolled, I’d say. Now hopefully experience has taught that’s not the case.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 16, 2026 06:44 PM (IX8iX) 92
How many more times over the next week, can I ask "How are your boobies?", before I get hit with a thrown shoe?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 16, 2026 06:34 PM (HlyYF) --- Depends on how you ask. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 16, 2026 06:45 PM (ZOv7s) 93
I like how all of these Dem prez potentials show up in Munich solely to shore up their foreign policy resume by kissing Euro-ass and telling them everything will be right back to normal in three years.
Gavin Newsom made that his entire point of being there. Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 16, 2026 06:45 PM (6ydKt) 94
Christopher R Taylor
Here is the difference: Vance: You are very stupid in the head with your failed policies. Fix yourself (In Dad speak.) Rubio: Your failed policies hurt out partnership that goes back a thousand years. Fix your errors so we can stand tall together. (in pillow talk) Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 16, 2026 06:45 PM (u82oZ) 95
75 How many more times over the next week, can I ask "How are your boobies?",
Just don't replace "How are" with "Calm" so we don't read your nic from the Absent Friends column. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 16, 2026 06:41 PM Good advice! I can handle thrown shoes. However, I have been working on the shooting skills of both Bride of PI and our youngest daughter. BOTH are now better shooters than I am! I guess that means I now should be extra nice to all of the females still residing in the house. Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 16, 2026 06:45 PM (HlyYF) 96
77 Yeah, I don't think he got rolled. I think he was a full-on tribalist fool who thought that all illegal aliens are conservative U Miami Law School grads waiting to happen. That immigration bill he was pushing was amnesty in a skin suit. I hope he's seen the error of his ways.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 06:41 PM (n7rxJ) ====== Hope is all we have. Also, I'm much more forgiving of people personally disliking Trump and coming around (because personality fights are stupid) than actual policy fights as pushed by adult men who understand words that they're saying (Rubio and amnesty). Vance > Rubio Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 16, 2026 06:45 PM (GBKbO) 97
A Cuban Sandwich made properly, is a revelation.
Posted by: Thomas Bender It's funny to think somewhere a long time ago, some Cuban said out loud, "You know what this pork sandwich needs? MOAR PORK~!" Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 16, 2026 06:46 PM (diia5) 98
I thought Peyronie’s was when your dick is shaped like a question mark. If I’m right, I hope you’re immune CB.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 16, 2026 06:46 PM (IX8iX) 99
50 You ever watch a US Olympian on the podium mouthing the words to the SSB, and it looks like they are singing completely different lyrics?
the enrico pallazo edition, perhaps? Posted by: anachronda at February 16, 2026 06:46 PM (edU/H) 100
That reaction from Hillary to a man challenging her shows what a horror show she would have been as a president. Or anything else for that matter. The Queen Mother of AWFLs
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 16, 2026 06:46 PM (Ggsrp) 101
Thought experiment: No one did! She does a deep fetch, comes up with some utterly stupid insight
Yeah maybe. At least she's not claiming her staff is failing her and firing them over and over. There's not much you can do with a politician that cannot take direction and is too dumb to realize it. So far at least she's not tried the "I'm just a girl tee hee" defense yet Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 16, 2026 06:47 PM (PYyV9) 102
Make the Crusades Great Again:
A letter describing the success of Las Navas de Tolosa to Pope Innocent III relates: “The Saracen horsemen had numbered 185,000, as we afterward learned in a true account from certain servants of the Sultan whom we took prisoner. The foot soldiers were innumerable. On their side 100,000 armed men fell in battle, perhaps more, according to the estimates of the Saracens we later captured. Of the army of the Lord only some 20 or 30 Christians fell in our whole host – a fact not to be mentioned without the most fervent thanksgiving, and one scarcely to be believed, unless it be thought a miracle. What cause for joy and thanksgiving! "Yet there is one cause for regret here: That so few in such a vast army went to Christ as martyrs.” Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 16, 2026 06:47 PM (HXT0k) 103
They spelled "fetid" wrong.
Posted by: 29Victor at February 16, 2026 06:47 PM (0MjtC) 104
Oooh, TJM, have you been here? Would seem to be in your wheelhouse:
https://tinyurl.com/mcunhfcp Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 16, 2026 06:48 PM (28lDz) 105
>>>What is the deal with her nose? Unless in a garage where they inject tire silicone, I simply don't believe it is a normal rhinoplasty...and she needs one!
~~~~~ It always reminds me of a B2. Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 16, 2026 06:48 PM (3ImbR) 106
At least AOC doesn't speak with a ridiculously over the top cartoonish lah-TEEEEE-no accent like that fat pig Ana Navarro. I'll give her that.
Anthony Cumia just had a clip up with Miss Piggy doing her Latin minstrel show act on The View. EEEE-ting Borrrr-EEEEE-tos een CAh-tah-LEEEE-nah Cahl-ee-FOOOORN-ia. It's so cringe I got douche chills. Posted by: Delurker at February 16, 2026 06:48 PM (gtcuf) 107
71 We know she’s retarsed, but she’s young hot and hates whites.
We love her. Posted by: Left at February 16, 2026 06:40 PM (Omg5C) I know that's a typo, but I like it, and I move to include "retarsed" in the official AOSHQ vernacular. We all know what it means, and it's funny, and it's wouldn't be offensive to the actual developmentally disabled version of retarded people. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 16, 2026 06:49 PM (zYpTz) 108
Ruger makes Vaquero model revolvers. Years ago almost got a matched pair in 45 (or was it 44mag?).
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 16, 2026 06:49 PM (/lPRQ) 109
Took another 10,000 years before the Spanish conquistadors brought some horses with them to the new continent. Some escaped, became wild mustangs, and the rest is history.
Posted by: zombie True, but they weren't cowboys because there were no fucking cows. Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 16, 2026 06:49 PM (diia5) 110
On nights with a New Moon, the woods around Chappaqua, NY echo with cackles.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 16, 2026 06:49 PM (wVcYX) 111
104 Oooh, TJM, have you been here? Would seem to be in your wheelhouse:
https://tinyurl.com/mcunhfcp Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 16, 2026 06:48 PM (28lDz) ===== I'm mostly just trying to write a review of a Hammer Film from 1950 and wasting time by visiting the 3rd best place on the internet (1st: my YouTube channel, 2nd, my webzone). Sure, I subscribed to the Substack. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 16, 2026 06:50 PM (GBKbO) 112
She’s a Peruvian retarsed! I like it!
Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 16, 2026 06:50 PM (IX8iX) 113
Every time I hear her I realize yet again Clinton is a seriously nasty bitch. Posted by: Diogenes ============== Her fury over her loss to Trump never cools. She wakes up every day not-in-the-Oval-Office. It should embarrass tf out of her that others call her on her emotional excess -- but instead she responds by ranting harder. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 06:50 PM (n7rxJ) 114
Europeans to AOC: "Shut up and serve us our drinks, Sandy!" Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 16, 2026 06:50 PM (xG4kz) 115
The worst part about leftists being idiots is that they’re idiots and they win.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 16, 2026 06:51 PM (+gHpb) 116
I don't like Bill, but I sympathize with him being stuck with her for decades.
- When Bill dies and goes to Hell, it'll be only him and dozens and dozens of Hillarys. Kinda like Harcourt Fenton Mudd except worse. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 16, 2026 06:51 PM (Vs5rR) 117
well sure, that’s the reason he got rolled, but still rolled, I’d say. Now hopefully experience has taught that’s not the case.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 16, 2026 06:44 PM (IX8iX) --- I don't think he was rolled or being tribalistic I think he was following the WSJ Editorial Board's official """conservative""" position. What made that untenable was not just Trump, but Biden giving the game away by flooding the zone. Only the softest of soft-headed GOPe could tolerate that, and their corporate masters are still trying to get something while they yet have some pull. When the Turtle is gone, they lose a lot of their power. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 16, 2026 06:51 PM (ZOv7s) 118
Fox News
AOC accuses Israel of genocide in Germany where Holocaust was launched, sparking outrage Benjamin Weinthal Sat, February 14, 2026 In part, "Tom Gross, an expert on international affairs, told Fox News digital that "AOC has flown all the way to Munich — infamous as the city in which Hitler staged his Nazi Beer Hall Putsch that marked the beginning of the road to the Holocaust — in order to smear the Jewish people further with a phony genocide allegation." Gross added, "Such preposterous allegations of ‘genocide’ form the bedrock of modern anti-Semitic incitement against Jews in the U.S. and globally. This shocking ignorance and insensitivity by Ocasio-Cortez should rule her out of any potential presidential bid or other high office." Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 16, 2026 06:51 PM (NFX2v) 119
Unfortunately no one asked why Killary blessed a coup. in Ukraine.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2026 06:51 PM (0KSrI) 120
Hillary not only hates Trump, she hates everyone who voted for him. I'm not sure that she doesn't hate most everyone.
Posted by: fd at February 16, 2026 06:51 PM (vFG9F) 121
That reaction from Hillary to a man challenging her shows what a horror show she would have been as a president. Or anything else for that matter. The Queen Mother of AWFLs
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 16, 2026 06:46 PM (Ggsrp) ~~~~~ Buzz Patterson, who carried the nuclear football for Clinton, has lots of stories about Hillary on his X account. No one could stand her. Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 16, 2026 06:51 PM (3ImbR) 122
I find myself often wondering why she wasn't 50 points ahead in the 2016 election.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 16, 2026 06:51 PM (28lDz) 123
Every time I hear her I realize yet again Clinton is a seriously nasty bitch.
Posted by: Diogenes ============== Her fury over her loss to Trump never cools. She wakes up every day not-in-the-Oval-Office. It should embarrass tf out of her that others call her on her emotional excess -- but instead she responds by ranting harder. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 06:50 PM (n7rxJ) She's easily distracted by balloons, though. Posted by: Count de Monet at February 16, 2026 06:52 PM (wVcYX) 124
Oops
>>Thomas Pritzker steps down from Hyatt, citing association with Jeffrey Epstein https://tinyurl.com/4xczhepy Posted by: JackStraw at February 16, 2026 06:52 PM (viF8m) 125
When Bill dies and goes to Hell, it'll be only him and dozens and dozens of Hillarys. Kinda like Harcourt Fenton Mudd except worse.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 16, 2026 06:51 PM (Vs5rR) ~~~~~ I wonder what Hillary's Hell will be like. Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 16, 2026 06:53 PM (3ImbR) 126
A Cuban Sandwich made properly, is a revelation.
Legend has it that "Guantanamera" was a love song to a woman who was late with her man's steak sandwich because she was getting schtupped by her side piece. No mention of the Cuban sandwich. Posted by: Zombie Fulgencio Batista at February 16, 2026 06:53 PM (Ksqrb) 127
Gavin Newsom made that his entire point of being there.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 16, 2026 06:45 PM (6ydKt) ==== Well, that is his best argument. Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 16, 2026 06:53 PM (RIvkX) 128
I think Biden and Jill agreed, then his content person tweeted it out asap before they could change their mind. No one thinks Biden was handling his own social media account.
Posted by: Piper at February 16, 2026 06:53 PM (pZEOD) 129
55 >>The Vaquero treated his horse as a partner
Oh...it was like that, was it? was that wrong? nobody told me it was wrong. Posted by: catherine the great at February 16, 2026 06:53 PM (edU/H) 130
125 When Bill dies and goes to Hell, it'll be only him and dozens and dozens of Hillarys. Kinda like Harcourt Fenton Mudd except worse.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 16, 2026 06:51 PM (Vs5rR) ~~~~~ I wonder what Hillary's Hell will be like. Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 16, 2026 06:53 PM (3ImbR) ===== Bill's skill at cunilingus on Huma. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 16, 2026 06:54 PM (GBKbO) 131
I wonder what Hillary's Hell will be like.
Posted by: IrishEi ?! Reliving 2016 election night for eternity. Posted by: BruceWayne at February 16, 2026 06:54 PM (MGB5H) 132
127 Gavin Newsom made that his entire point of being there.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 16, 2026 06:45 PM (6ydKt) ==== Well, that is his best argument. Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 16, 2026 06:53 PM (RIvkX) ===== And his polling has crashed since. Poor douche-nozzle. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 16, 2026 06:54 PM (GBKbO) 133
125- I think it’s every day of her life already- she has no joy, no peace, no true friends. Only her failure and hatred.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 16, 2026 06:54 PM (IX8iX) Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 16, 2026 06:54 PM (u82oZ) 135
Gotta give credit to whoever organized the comic entertainment for the Munich Security Conference. AOC, Whitmer and Hillary with a guy in a dress. Comedy gold, Jerry!
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 16, 2026 06:55 PM (0nHVk) 136
I wonder what Hillary's Hell will be like. Posted by: IrishEi ? ===== Dudes. Lots and lots of straight dudes, endlessly telling her to calm down, and let the men handle things. Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 16, 2026 06:55 PM (8AONa) 137
Billy Jeff makes a deathbed conversion to islam to collect his 72 virgins only to find out that killary has been cloned 72 times.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2026 06:55 PM (0KSrI) 138
I don't like Bill, but I sympathize with him being stuck with her for decade
Fuck him. He deserves that pig. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 16, 2026 06:55 PM (RJBgA) 139
Buzz Patterson, who carried the nuclear football for Clinton, has lots of stories about Hillary on his X account. No one could stand her.
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 16, 2026 06:51 PM (3ImbR) --- In 2016, there was a period where all the stenographers working for her campaign started pushing stories that in person she's so funny and charismatic, if only people knew the "real" Hillary! And then she'd talk some more. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 16, 2026 06:56 PM (ZOv7s) Posted by: Anderson Pooper at February 16, 2026 06:56 PM (se8lQ) Posted by: imp at February 16, 2026 06:56 PM (g6TN6) 142
I see by your outfit that you are a vaquero. You see by my outfit that I am one, too. We see by our outfits that we are both vaqueros. If you get yourself an outfit, you can be one, too! Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 16, 2026 06:56 PM (0sNs1) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 16, 2026 06:56 PM (tgvbd) 144
Hillary needs to wash her hair.
Posted by: LASue at February 16, 2026 06:56 PM (lCppi) 145
Best part is that the Spanish Conquistador who brought the horses here was named Cortes. You would think at some point in her life she would have a bit of curiosity about her own name.
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 16, 2026 06:33 PM (3ImbR) Oh damn. AOC is.astonishingly stupid. It's incredible. Posted by: Diogenes Some really stupid people in the Legislature. Might be a single item qualifier if no other skillets are available. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 16, 2026 06:57 PM (/lPRQ) Posted by: Anna Puma at February 16, 2026 06:57 PM (2GVsD) 147
139 In 2016, there was a period where all the stenographers working for her campaign started pushing stories that in person she's so funny and charismatic, if only people knew the "real" Hillary!
And then she'd talk some more. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 16, 2026 06:56 PM (ZOv7s) ====== I can't wait for Kamala's handlers to come up with the same bullshit for her in June of 2027. Gonna be great. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 16, 2026 06:57 PM (GBKbO) Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 16, 2026 06:57 PM (NFX2v) 149
Hopefully Hildabeast is livinv like Groundhog Day losing that election every day
Posted by: Skip at February 16, 2026 06:57 PM (Ia/+0) Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 16, 2026 06:57 PM (PYyV9) 151
I don't like Bill, but I sympathize with him being stuck with her for decades.
- When Bill dies and goes to Hell, it'll be only him and dozens and dozens of Hillarys. Kinda like Harcourt Fenton Mudd except worse. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 16, 2026 06:51 PM (Vs5rR) They're not "stuck together." They are coworkers, and have been part of the same organization that rapes children and the American people with impunity. Posted by: BurtTC at February 16, 2026 06:57 PM (P5en5) 152
I wonder what Hillary's Hell will be like.
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 16, 2026 06:53 PM (3ImbR) All Trump, all the time, just smirking at her. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 16, 2026 06:57 PM (zYpTz) 153
"Vaquero is literally pronounced backero."
From whence we got "Broke Backero Mountain", the movie, about breaking horses? Or did the primitives know all about "Pride Month" long before the white man came? Posted by: illiniwek at February 16, 2026 06:57 PM (vbXSk) 154
Hillary is not used to an honest debate. Posted by: Zombie Seth Rich ============== But really, she isn't. It makes me wonder why she even volunteered for a panel where her interlocutors weren't pre-screened tongue-bathers. Very stupid counter to Macinka's remark about gender. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 06:58 PM (n7rxJ) 155
I wonder what Hillary's Hell will be like. Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 16, 2026 06:53 PM (3ImbR) ——————— She’ll spend eternity in the Oval Office lobby, but the door will never open. Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 16, 2026 06:58 PM (u73oe) 156
I wonder what Hillary's Hell will be like.
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 16, 2026 06:53 PM (3ImbR) --- The lake of fire will ask for some time off. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 16, 2026 06:58 PM (ZOv7s) 157
Vanilla S. S., baby.
Posted by: a pun in search of a joke Pooper at February 16, 2026 06:58 PM (se8lQ) 158
147. I can't wait for Kamala's handlers to come up with the same bullshit for her in June of 2027.
Gonna be great. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Let's see if it's her sister and Hillary once again. Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 16, 2026 06:58 PM (NFX2v) 159
>>I wonder what Hillary's Hell will be like.
Posted by: IrishEi Election Night 2016, over and over again. Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2026 06:59 PM (gH8T+) 160
Hillary's Hell will be her being forced to fellate Nazis for all eternity
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 16, 2026 06:59 PM (Ggsrp) 161
Dudes. Lots and lots of straight dudes, endlessly telling her to calm down, and let the men handle things.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 16, 2026 06:55 PM (8AONa) I laffed. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 16, 2026 06:59 PM (zYpTz) 162
Duct Tape on the mouth and we are set to go.....
Posted by: Jackson K. Or a really big apple as a ball gag. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 16, 2026 06:59 PM (/lPRQ) 163
The vaquero / buckaroo linguistic connection is interesting. It hadn't occurred to me before.
Insert "The More You Know" rainbow graphic. Posted by: PabloD at February 16, 2026 06:59 PM (3VXNH) 164
From whence we got "Broke Backero Mountain", the movie, about breaking horses? Or did the primitives know all about "Pride Month" long before the white man came?
Posted by: illiniwek at February 16, 2026 06:57 PM (vbXSk) --- I'm really enjoying white liberal women explaining to everyone that all the Native Americans were trannies and gay. I bet the tribal guys in particular love hearing that. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 16, 2026 06:59 PM (ZOv7s) 165
I knew a man with a corkscrew peen
He searched and searched for a corkscrew queen With a corkscrew mish to match his junk Met him this morning in an awful funk He said he finally found a girl to his purpose With a love canal like a woodscrew's surface. I asked him the cause of his dismay He said: her spiral goes the opposite way! Posted by: Delurker at February 16, 2026 06:59 PM (gtcuf) 166
98 I thought Peyronie’s was when your dick is shaped like a question mark. If I’m right, I hope you’re immune CB.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 16, 2026 06:46 PM (IX8iX) Totally immune. He got that literal cordscrew from banging into walls running from Hillary. Think Brokeback Mountain of Chappedick. But not a happy time for Bill, after taking the blue pill, waiting for his quickie from a phone call, and Hil walks in ready for action. Somethings gotta give if you are running in that condition. It's a medical fact (ok, I made this up). Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 16, 2026 06:59 PM (WONhk) 167
Election Night 2016, over and over again.
Exactly. And everything recreated to 120% fidelity including her smelly Depends. Posted by: Anna Puma at February 16, 2026 07:00 PM (2GVsD) 168
Hillary locked in a room with Rip Torn and Milton Berle.
Posted by: Accomack at February 16, 2026 07:00 PM (/Chlc) 169
62 She claims what, to be part Puerto Rican? Few speak or even understand Spanish. Few understood Bad Bunny.
AOC was just a spoiled child who knows nothing as an adult. I just can't imagine though the years of fear and trembling over White men when she has worked for & with the likes of Ted and Bernie, two old pervs, and the current US House. (All imo.) Posted by: L - No nic She is Puerto Rican, her grandmother still loves on the Island. Have you ever been to PR? They all speak Spanish, but it’s really fast, even for Spanish speakers and it’s like they have mashed potatoes in their mouth. Plus they have their own slang that is difficult to understand. Benito has mashed potatoes and marbles on his mouth, so you catch like every 6th word instead of every 4th word. If you ask them to slow it down, it becomes more easily understood. But that is hard, they try, but get going and you are once again lost in the sauce. Posted by: Piper at February 16, 2026 07:00 PM (pZEOD) 170
I love that to that young guy sitting next to Shrillary, she's just an old angry bat bitching about her hip, sciatica and Trump, and he's doing his best to be polite.
Posted by: LASue at February 16, 2026 07:00 PM (lCppi) 171
Cafe? Cafe!!!
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 16, 2026 07:00 PM (NFX2v) 172
Thanks for the shout out, Ace! Did you see that Anderson said he wants to spend more time with his family, lol......
Posted by: beckster at February 16, 2026 07:01 PM (EX6jy) 173
Hillary's Hell will be her being forced to fellate Nazis for all eternity
Even that is too cruel for George Soros. Posted by: Anna Puma at February 16, 2026 07:01 PM (2GVsD) 174
169 She is Puerto Rican, her grandmother still loves on the Island. Have you ever been to PR? They all speak Spanish, but it’s really fast, even for Spanish speakers and it’s like they have mashed potatoes in their mouth. Plus they have their own slang that is difficult to understand. Benito has mashed potatoes and marbles on his mouth, so you catch like every 6th word instead of every 4th word. If you ask them to slow it down, it becomes more easily understood. But that is hard, they try, but get going and you are once again lost in the sauce.
Posted by: Piper at February 16, 2026 07:00 PM (pZEOD) ===== 70% of Puerto Rico is Hispanic, descended from Hispanola. Odds are AOC is 100% white. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 16, 2026 07:01 PM (GBKbO) 175
I couldn't have imagined 35 years ago that Hillary would be the more criminal of the two.
Then again I thought they would have taken down Willie Brown by now as well. Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 16, 2026 07:01 PM (RIvkX) 176
Her fury over her loss to Trump never cools. She wakes up every day not-in-the-Oval-Office. It should embarrass tf out of her that others call her on her emotional excess -- but instead she responds by ranting harder. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 06:50 PM (n7rxJ) Especially because she made it obvious when she was running that her Presidential ambitions were all about grinding men under her jackbooted heel. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 16, 2026 07:01 PM (kTyBw) 177
Your words about Hillary are hurtful and are all lies!
Posted by: Lanny Davis, more Renfield than Renfield at February 16, 2026 07:01 PM (28lDz) 178
Isn’t there some animal/fish/bird that has a spiral dong? They have to really screw. I remember reading about it and then quickly forgetting which creature.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 16, 2026 07:02 PM (+gHpb) 179
Among those not highlighting Biden this cycle is Deb Haaland, a former House member from New Mexico who served as Department of the Interior secretary in the Biden administration and is now running for governor in the blue-leaning state. The former president isn't mentioned on Haaland's campaign website.
Left out this quote is she has a BA in English, was a single mom, has a couple of DUIs, couched surfed for housing, has a degree in Indian law, failed the bar exam, was a counselor, a Indian casino manager, a Democrat party hack starting in 2012, and was appointed as Sec. of the Interior as a DEI hire by Biden. I affectionately think of her as Chief Dreamcatcher. Now she is running for NM governor. If she wins the state will instantly sink to being ranked lower than Albania. failed her bar exam and never tried again, is a former Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 16, 2026 07:02 PM (tqpXi) 180
36 Everything Sandy Cortez knows, she just pulled out of her ass. Posted by: huerfano at February 16, 2026 06:32 PM ------ So she knows a lot. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 16, 2026 07:02 PM (VWtfl) 181
Isn’t there some animal/fish/bird that has a spiral dong? They have to really screw. I remember reading about it and then quickly forgetting which creature.
Posted by: banana Dream Pigs Posted by: BruceWayne at February 16, 2026 07:02 PM (MGB5H) 182
70% of Puerto Rico is Hispanic, descended from Hispanola.
Odds are AOC is 100% white. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 16, 2026 07:01 PM (GBKbO) I think she is Latina. I love Puerto Rico, well, the parts that aren’t crumbling to the ground. Posted by: Piper at February 16, 2026 07:03 PM (pZEOD) 183
On nights with a New Moon, the woods around Chappaqua, NY echo with cackles. Posted by: Count de Monet ============ Add an erect member and a dripping sheath and you'll have some Swalwell poetry! Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 07:03 PM (n7rxJ) 184
Hillary locked in a room with Rip Torn and Milton Berle.
Posted by: Accomack at February 16, 2026 07:00 PM (/Chlc) This is a joke, right? Rip says to Uncle Miltie, "I'm not gonna f**k her, you do it." Miltie says "Not even with your ass, Rip." Posted by: BurtTC at February 16, 2026 07:03 PM (eN9Ag) 185
I love that to that young guy sitting next to Shrillary, she's just an old angry bat bitching about her hip, sciatica and Trump, and he's doing his best to be polite.
Posted by: LASue at February 16, 2026 07:00 PM (lCppi) --- Hillary being told to shut up by the moderator was great, but the way he just smiled at her with total condescension must have caused her to pop a vein. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 16, 2026 07:04 PM (ZOv7s) 186
I can't say I've had a wide variety of Cuban sandwiches.
I had an awesome one in Tampa decades ago. But my local deli sells one on a ciabatta roll that is great except they've loaded it up with bits of dill pickle in the meat. I don't dislike pickles but at some point that's all you can taste. Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 16, 2026 07:04 PM (6ydKt) 187
I love to roam out yonder
Out where the buffalo wander Free as the eagle flying I'm a-roping and a-tying. A-roping and a-tying... Give me my bridle and saddle And my old pinto I'll straddle I'll get the cowboys a-riding Out where the rustlers are hiding. It's the musical version of Americans taking the concept of the cowboy from the Spaniards (i.e. this was originally a Spanish-language folk song, adapted for American audiences in the '40s). Posted by: zombie at February 16, 2026 07:04 PM (se8lQ) 188
Democrats flaunt their ignorance and stupidity like a badge of honor.
Posted by: Not shocking anymore at February 16, 2026 07:04 PM (TbWk/) 189
Posted by: Delurker at February 16, 2026 06:59 PM
Be advised that discussion of the direction things should be properly rotated can be a sensitive subject on this blog. Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 16, 2026 07:04 PM (0sNs1) 190
Posted by: zombie at February 16, 2026 07:04 PM (se8lQ) ===== Do you still go out into the field, so to speak? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 16, 2026 07:05 PM (GBKbO) 191
I have liked Hillary twice:
1) When she was throw into the SUV 2) When she was photographed falling down concrete stairs in Europe somewhere I liked her as well being forced to sit by Bill when he said he did not have sex with "that woman." Then going to Marine One with ugly Chelsea between them. Then waiting til the next day to concede to President Trump in 2016, after a rumored bender of screaming and throwing something at a tv. I would pay for that video, the moment she knew she lost! I doubt I could last 5 minutes without wanting to slap her. I'd win. Easy pickings from what I've seen, unless they have her pumped full of primo stuff, which somehow cured her wonky eyeball. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 16, 2026 07:05 PM (WONhk) 192
"I can't imagine the number of drugs and doctors it took for the Biden Administration to even risk a presser..."
Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2026 06:26 PM (gH8T+) I was left with the impression that what sure seemed like dementia was actually being caused by the cancer drugs he was taking. So maybe it was just that on special occasions they simply skipped his treatment for a day or two. But we don't really know, do we? Although it was clear enough that he wasn't "all there". I have to wonder if he could lead his own trips to the toilet. Posted by: MrExcitement at February 16, 2026 07:05 PM (ovdkm) 193
Thanks for the shout out, Ace! Did you see that Anderson said he wants to spend more time with his family, lol......
Posted by: beckster at February 16, 2026 07:01 PM (EX6jy) When he was a kid, his mom brought men over to have their way with him. I suppose that's what he means. Posted by: BurtTC at February 16, 2026 07:05 PM (eN9Ag) 194
Trump must really hate Ecuador.
Posted by: Opinion fact at February 16, 2026 07:05 PM (cwGMH) 195
In a just world, hills would be serving 5 consecutive life sentences
Posted by: Oh well at February 16, 2026 07:06 PM (MmH/W) 196
I remember Robert Duvall's death like it was today....
Posted by: Boswell at February 16, 2026 07:06 PM (j10i6) 197
196 I remember Robert Duvall's death like it was today....
Posted by: Boswell at February 16, 2026 07:06 PM (j10i6) ===== Technically, it was yesterday. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 16, 2026 07:07 PM (GBKbO) 198
169. She is Puerto Rican, her grandmother still loves on the Island. Have you ever been to PR?
Yes. And NYC, lots. AI - The term "Nuyorican" describes the unique, blended culture of Puerto Ricans in New York City. While many are bilingual, the community encompasses a wide range of English and Spanish proficiency, with some younger generations navigating identity through a mix of both, sometimes leading to discussions about language fluency. Were also not a favorite of my PR coworkers in NJ, Philly, etc. Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 16, 2026 07:07 PM (NFX2v) 199
Hopefully Hildabeast is livinv like Groundhog Day losing that election every day Posted by: Skip =============== Groundhog Day, Groundhog Hour -- hell, it's one big Now. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 07:07 PM (n7rxJ) Posted by: Accomack at February 16, 2026 07:07 PM (/Chlc) 201
70% of Puerto Rico is Hispanic, descended from Hispanola.
Odds are AOC is 100% white. 99.9% of Puerto Ricans on the island have an STD in one form or another. AOC should get tested. Posted by: Dr. Fauci at February 16, 2026 07:08 PM (Ksqrb) 202
196 I remember Robert Duvall's death like it was today....
Posted by: Boswell at February 16, 2026 07:06 PM (j10i6) Dead at 95. Every movie was elevated by his presence. Like Denzel Washington. Except Duvall's white. And dead. Posted by: The great Duvall-Washington debate at February 16, 2026 07:08 PM (TbWk/) 203
Do you still go out into the field, so to speak?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison On occasion, and I take pix + videos too -- but I no longer publish.* ( * In a way that can be traced back to me. ) Posted by: zombie at February 16, 2026 07:08 PM (se8lQ) 204
The Taino were pretty much wiped out in Puerto Rico. AOC is probably of European ancestry
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 16, 2026 07:08 PM (Ggsrp) 205
203 Do you still go out into the field, so to speak?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison On occasion, and I take pix + videos too -- but I no longer publish.* ( * In a way that can be traced back to me. ) Posted by: zombie at February 16, 2026 07:08 PM (se8lQ) ===== I was just curious about your opinion of scope/emotional levels compared to yesteryear. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 16, 2026 07:09 PM (GBKbO) 206
My sister in law is PR. She speaks no Spanish. Her family left PR 80y ago.
Posted by: Accomack at February 16, 2026 07:09 PM (/Chlc) 207
I love that the smug condescending fake intellectual Bill Maher said something so retarded that he thought was so witty get his comeuppance .
Posted by: Opinion fact at February 16, 2026 07:09 PM (cwGMH) 208
I love the smell of Napalm in the morning
Posted by: Skip at February 16, 2026 07:10 PM (Ia/+0) 209
It's the musical version of Americans taking the concept of the cowboy from the Spaniards (i.e. this was originally a Spanish-language folk song, adapted for American audiences in the '40s).
Posted by: zombie at February 16, 2026 07:04 PM (se8lQ) --- It's kind of obviously Spanish in origin. How do you get cowboys from the English? They saw cavalry as a secondary arm, and riding as the exclusive province of the aristocracy, as did France and Germany. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 16, 2026 07:10 PM (ZOv7s) 210
When Hillary was doing her phony-baloney "listening tour" while running for the Senate as a carpetbagger, she gave a speech at a hotel in my neighborhood. A buddy and I decided to try and attend, just because we were bored and it was a big deal happening just a few blocks away.
The security goons stopped us before we could get anywhere near the hotel. One of them told us: "The general public can't get in to hear her. All the seats are reserved for donors and insiders." Pretty much says it all. Posted by: Delurker at February 16, 2026 07:10 PM (gtcuf) 211
Hillary being told to shut up by the moderator was great, but the way he just smiled at her with total condescension must have caused her to pop a vein.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 16, 2026 07:04 PM (ZOv7s) I really didn't see condescension from him--it was almost like pity and amusement that she's so wrapped up in her hatred of Trump. SHE, on the other hand, was being condescending, as she always is. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 16, 2026 07:10 PM (zYpTz) 212
Hillary being told to shut up by the moderator was great, but the way he just smiled at her with total condescension must have caused her to pop a vein.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 16, 2026 07:04 PM (ZOv7s) ~~~~~ Pray that he's got great security. Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 16, 2026 07:10 PM (3ImbR) Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 16, 2026 07:11 PM (XV/Pl) 214
But we don't really know, do we? Although it was clear enough that he wasn't "all there". I have to wonder if he could lead his own trips to the toilet.
Posted by: MrExcitement at February 16, 2026 07:05 PM (ovdkm) Hunter Biden was asked in an email around 2018 or so (definitely in Trumps first term) how his father was, how was the dementia? Hunter replied it was getting worse. They've known since Biden left the vice-presidency that he was losing it and rolled him out there to run for president anyhow. I doubt Biden would've gotten the nomination had it not been for COVID. Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 16, 2026 07:11 PM (6ydKt) 215
Technically, it was yesterday.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 16, 2026 07:07 PM Does anyone really know what time it is? Posted by: Chicago at February 16, 2026 07:11 PM (0sNs1) Posted by: anachronda at February 16, 2026 07:11 PM (edU/H) 217
I love that the smug condescending fake intellectual Bill Maher said something so retarded that he thought was so witty get his comeuppance . Posted by: Opinion fact ============ "Ladies and gentlemen, I give you... CARBON!" He was ratioed to smithereens on that. Did he walk it back? Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 07:11 PM (n7rxJ) 218
Technically, it was yesterday.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 16, 2026 07:07 PM (GBKbO) Then I remember it like it was only yesterday... Posted by: Boswell at February 16, 2026 07:12 PM (j10i6) 219
213 A gender neutral cowboy is a cowperson.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 16, 2026 07:11 PM (XV/Pl) A zoophile cowboy is a cowpoke. Posted by: Kinda gross at February 16, 2026 07:12 PM (TbWk/) 220
169. She is Puerto Rican, her grandmother still loves on the Island. Have you ever been to PR?
Yes. And NYC, lots. AI - The term "Nuyorican" describes the unique, blended culture of Puerto Ricans in New York City. I like to be in America, O.K. by me in America, Everything free in America— Posted by: LASue at February 16, 2026 07:12 PM (lCppi) Posted by: illiniwek at February 16, 2026 07:12 PM (vbXSk) 222
I really didn't see condescension from him--it was almost like pity and amusement that she's so wrapped up in her hatred of Trump. SHE, on the other hand, was being condescending, as she always is.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 16, 2026 07:10 PM (zYpTz) --- He was clearly unimpressed with her rant, and that slight smile enraged her. "Okay, grandmother, now calm down..." Guy kicked her ass in what is probably his third or fourth language. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 16, 2026 07:12 PM (ZOv7s) 223
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Hillary! is one of those rare politicians whose numbers rise the longer she's off the campaign trail and just let the dinosaur media sing her praises. The moment she opens her yap, the numbers fall. Same thing happened with Biden. Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 16, 2026 07:13 PM (cxFcK) 224
A gender neutral cowboy is a cowperson.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 16, 2026 07:11 PM (XV/Pl) Wrangler? Ranch hand? Cattle Driver? I guess Im not sure what they actually do. Posted by: LASue at February 16, 2026 07:13 PM (lCppi) 225
I've always been partial to bullboys.
Posted by: Barry Soetoro at February 16, 2026 07:14 PM (0sNs1) 226
Hahahaha, I can just see some twink trying that gender neutral shit around a bunch of Cowboys.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2026 07:14 PM (0KSrI) 227
Pray that he's got great security.
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 16, 2026 07:10 PM (3ImbR) --- The Crime Network is very obviously gone. They have no mojo left. That's why she's left fame-whoring and getting talked down to by deputy ministers from a mini-statelet. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 16, 2026 07:14 PM (ZOv7s) Posted by: Opinion fact at February 16, 2026 07:14 PM (cwGMH) 229
Like, what happened in like Venezuela and like Maduro was bad, right, but, like, uh, like, really shouldn't the U.S. I mean.
Posted by: Guess Who I am Now at February 16, 2026 07:14 PM (RIvkX) 230
That Check guy speaks better English than most Americans.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 16, 2026 07:14 PM (ht3QZ) 231
If her name was just Hillary Rodham, she would have topped out as a state legislator in the lower house. She's thoroughly unlikable. Whereas Bill could convince you he was your best friend, even if he forgot about you five seconds afterwards. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 16, 2026 07:14 PM (tgvbd) 232
I am hoping AOC misreads the presidential winds and runs for the Democrat nomination in 2028. That is about 99.9% guaranteed to end up in equal parts hilarity, humiliation, and failure. Hopefully that experience will be sufficient to cause her to run and get elected to the Senate where she can spend the next 36 years becoming a Democrat version of Ms. Lindsey Graham.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 16, 2026 07:15 PM (tqpXi) 233
Were also not a favorite of my PR coworkers in NJ, Philly, etc.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 16, 2026 07:07 PM (NFX2v) ~~~~~ Grew up in NYC when a lot of Puerto Ricans started moving in. Both the Cubans and Blacks hated them, I mean really, really, hated them. Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 16, 2026 07:15 PM (3ImbR) 234
88 I would have Peyronie's and whatever tertiary syphilis Bill has if I had to be married to Hillary. Is she nicer when she's drunk? Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 16, 2026 06:43 ------ She's always drunk. And has terrible body odor. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 16, 2026 07:15 PM (VWtfl) 235
He was clearly unimpressed with her rant, and that slight smile enraged her. "Okay, grandmother, now calm down..."
Guy kicked her ass in what is probably his third or fourth language. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 16, 2026 07:12 PM (ZOv7s) "Ok, Boomer Grannie" was his thought bubble. Posted by: LASue at February 16, 2026 07:15 PM (lCppi) 236
Ocasio-Cortez is epically stupid. Nice to say that broadcast far and wide.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at February 16, 2026 07:15 PM (L6dcX) 237
232 I am hoping AOC misreads the presidential winds and runs for the Democrat nomination in 2028. That is about 99.9% guaranteed to end up in equal parts hilarity, humiliation, and failure. Hopefully that experience will be sufficient to cause her to run and get elected to the Senate where she can spend the next 36 years becoming a Democrat version of Ms. Lindsey Graham.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 16, 2026 07:15 PM (tqpXi) ======== She'll just end up another not-Kamala to be used up in excitement for a few weeks and discarded once her boomlet subsides. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 16, 2026 07:16 PM (GBKbO) 238
Thanks for the Pendragon Merlin tip. I spent 5 hours watching that Friday.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 16, 2026 07:16 PM (ht3QZ) 239
My favorite part of HGWB's funeralizing was seeing Hillary realize she won't have a state funeral.Her face was not grieving the dead but her own death. You could see her want to stomp her cloven feet.
My other favorite part was at the end, when the coffin was leaving, and Jeb throwing President Trump a laser glare with Laura almost crying from a note. GWB looking forward like he knew. Oh, something was in those notes. I think it was this, from Trump: "We know your Daddy was in Dallas on 11/22/63 and what he did." Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 16, 2026 07:16 PM (WONhk) 240
I am hoping AOC misreads the presidential winds and runs for the Democrat nomination in 2028. That is about 99.9% guaranteed to end up in equal parts hilarity, humiliation, and failure. Hopefully that experience will be sufficient to cause her to run and get elected to the Senate where she can spend the next 36 years becoming a Democrat version of Ms. Lindsey Graham.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 16, 2026 07:15 PM (tqpXi) --- Isn't she going to primary Schumer this year? Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 16, 2026 07:16 PM (ZOv7s) 241
That gasoline smell!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 16, 2026 07:16 PM (Cjt/F) 242
Then I remember it like it was only yesterday...
Posted by: Boswell at February 16, 2026 07:12 PM (j10i6) He's been dead to me for some time. He knows what he did. Posted by: BurtTC at February 16, 2026 07:16 PM (jhZBj) Posted by: Delurker at February 16, 2026 07:16 PM (gtcuf) 244
>> Smoking hot Congressbade Ana Paulina Luna points out she did want to federalize federal elections just a couple of years ago when Democrats wanted to "restore voter rights" by re-imposing onerous federal "pre-clearance" of laws whenever southern states, and only southern states, wished to change a voting law.
Show us your tits. There are only a few times I wished Congress was like Mardi Gras. This is one. Posted by: Vengeance at February 16, 2026 07:17 PM (jlI90) 245
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Zeb Wells has been tapped by Legendary to write the screenplay for Buck Rogers. Posted by: Anna Puma at February 16, 2026 07:17 PM (2GVsD) 246
LASue, Cowboy covers, feeding , doctoring, range management, fencing repair and a dozen other things and that's just the cows.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2026 07:17 PM (0KSrI) 247
Grew up in NYC when a lot of Puerto Ricans started moving in. Both the Cubans and Blacks hated them, I mean really, really, hated them. Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 16, 2026 07:15 PM (3ImbR)
Saw that too. They think all Puerto Rican men are gay. Not sure why. Posted by: The Whine Guy at February 16, 2026 07:17 PM (L6dcX) 248
Was he in a tomato patch?
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 16, 2026 07:17 PM (ht3QZ) 249
245 Movie content you can use:
Zeb Wells has been tapped by Legendary to write the screenplay for Buck Rogers. Posted by: Anna Puma at February 16, 2026 07:17 PM (2GVsD) ====== "30's nostalgia is a thing, right?" -some studio exec Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 16, 2026 07:17 PM (GBKbO) 250
>>>The Crime Network is very obviously gone. They have no mojo left. That's why she's left fame-whoring and getting talked down to by deputy ministers from a mini-statelet.
~~~~~ I dunno...she's got that Chucky look about her. Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 16, 2026 07:17 PM (3ImbR) 251
206 My sister in law is PR. She speaks no Spanish. Her family left PR 80y ago.
Posted by: Accomack at February 16, 2026 07:09 I meant in PR. Maybe I misread the original comment I was responding to, I thought it was referencing people in Puerto Rico. Posted by: Piper at February 16, 2026 07:17 PM (Wmg4n) Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 16, 2026 07:17 PM (kTyBw) 253
Worked with three Puerto Ricans (here in the mainland).
All three didn't want anything to do with the place. One was particularly upset that, "Nobody calls people from Iowa "Iowans" if they handn't lived there for decades". Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 16, 2026 07:17 PM (/lPRQ) 254
I am hoping AOC misreads the presidential winds and runs for the Democrat nomination in 2028. That is about 99.9% guaranteed to end up in equal parts hilarity, humiliation, and failure.
I think this Munich trip is her throwing her hat in the ring. And now, she will be running for President the rest of her life. Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 16, 2026 07:18 PM (cxFcK) Posted by: Piper at February 16, 2026 07:18 PM (Wmg4n) 256
He was clearly unimpressed with her rant, and that slight smile enraged her. "Okay, grandmother, now calm down..."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 16, 2026 07:12 PM (ZOv7s) It was beautiful. I've watched it over and over! Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 16, 2026 07:18 PM (zYpTz) 257
OK, but what's a gender-neutral cow?
Posted by: Delurker at February 16, 2026 07:16 PM (gtcuf) A steer Posted by: Transitioned beef at February 16, 2026 07:18 PM (TbWk/) 258
Could AOC be deluded enough to run for prez in 2028? I bet Obama Himself would tell her to step back. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 07:18 PM (n7rxJ) 259
For all the aos old timers , you will remember ace always blamed the Puerto Rican kids when he screwed up.
Posted by: Opinion fact at February 16, 2026 07:18 PM (cwGMH) 260
OK, but what's a gender-neutral cow?
Posted by: Delurker at February 16, 2026 07:16 PM (gtcuf) --- An ox. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 16, 2026 07:18 PM (ZOv7s) 261
BTW picture this. Since Johnson is from Louisiana, imagine him, hair messed up, beer spilled on his shirt, tie half-tied, three sheets to the wind, and smelling like bourbon. Ana Paulina shows him the goodies and he tosses her some beads.
I’d vote for that. Posted by: Vengeance at February 16, 2026 07:19 PM (jlI90) 262
Rodham had plenty of time to come up with an argument, but she doesn't have one. So only has banging on the table that Trump is trying to be like Putin.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 16, 2026 07:19 PM (Dv3i1) 263
I wrote and erotic poem, inspired by Fartman. "While I screamed, she bent her lips and huge chompers to mine. Kissing and motorboating her huge pendulous and succulent hispanic titties with her delicious chocolate nipples hard as pebbles till veins imploded and exploded, till blood and hot sauce rolled down our chins, for bounded mouths cannot speak of parting and her juicy booty secreting her musky hispanic womanly scents." Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at February 16, 2026 07:19 PM (et1vG) 264
Cows are female like the Force.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 16, 2026 07:19 PM (ht3QZ) Posted by: Vengeance at February 16, 2026 07:20 PM (jlI90) 266
Dolly Kyle, one of Billy's old flames, said on a radio interview that she had picked up Hillary at the airport one time as a favor to Bill. She said that Hillary had really strong body odor.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 16, 2026 07:20 PM (0nHVk) Posted by: Vengeance at February 16, 2026 07:20 PM (jlI90) 268
That term comes from steerolize.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 16, 2026 07:20 PM (ht3QZ) 269
TJM
Then Buck Rogers will be about the tattered remnants of Americans fighting back against their evil Han overlords. Posted by: Anna Puma at February 16, 2026 07:20 PM (2GVsD) 270
"30's nostalgia is a thing, right?" -some studio exec Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 16, 2026 07:17 PM (GBKbO) Buck Rogers is more like Late-70s-'80s nostalgia now because of the TV show. I vaguely remember it as a kid with the furry little robot. Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 16, 2026 07:20 PM (6ydKt) 271
Cows are female like the Force.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 16, 2026 07:19 PM (ht3QZ) The future is cows? Posted by: Pork bellies at February 16, 2026 07:20 PM (TbWk/) 272
[AOC] just end up another not-Kamala to be used up in excitement for a few weeks and discarded once her boomlet subsides. Posted by: TheJamesMadison
That is an acceptable outcome though I could get on board with her ending up pole dancing for tips in a cowboy themed gentlemen's club in Puerto Rico. Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 16, 2026 07:20 PM (tqpXi) 273
Rodham had plenty of time to come up with an argument, but she doesn't have one. So only has banging on the table that Trump is trying to be like Putin.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 16, 2026 07:19 PM (Dv3i1) --- She's also ranting to one of the countries that's lukewarm on the whole war in the first place. The Czechs know the score, and don't give a rat's ass about where the border in Ukraine is, because it moves all the time. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 16, 2026 07:21 PM (ZOv7s) 274
Dolly Kyle, one of Billy's old flames, said on a radio interview that she had picked up Hillary at the airport one time as a favor to Bill. She said that Hillary had really strong body odor.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 16, 2026 07:20 PM (0nHVk) Brimstone...it was brimstone. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 16, 2026 07:21 PM (snZF9) Posted by: Vengeance at February 16, 2026 07:21 PM (jlI90) 276
15 I am baffled here, who is advising AOC? Why is she going on about cowboys let alone in such a stupidly ignorant manner?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 16, 2026 06:26 PM (PYyV9) _____________________________ She strikes me as someone who binges those idiotic "history" posts on Tik Tok taking them as fact, when probably 80% are embellished our outright false. Idiots tend to try and prove their intelliigence by slamming some obscure "fact" on the table without considering the consequences of being proved wrong. Then they default to the "victim status" of "beligerent insistence" mode....or both. Posted by: Orson at February 16, 2026 07:22 PM (dIske) 277
The guy that auditioned and hired her for the house race ran a pretty good herd on her initially. Some dot Indian guy. I think he got MeTooed and she's been a quivering mass since. She is just not smart. She might be actually retarded. Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenlly I thought that I read he was in the Dims' race for Nanzi's seat against that "He For Sure Is A Groomer And A Pedophile" California state senator. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 16, 2026 07:22 PM (xG4kz) 278
'Joe Biden will be feted by South Carolina Democrats later this month, to mark the sixth anniversary of his Palmetto State primary landslide'
Stolen just like his presidential 'victory' Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 16, 2026 07:22 PM (fd80v) 279
Buck Rogers is more like Late-70s-'80s nostalgia now because of the TV show.
I vaguely remember it as a kid with the furry little robot. Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 16, 2026 07:20 PM (6ydKt) --- Erin Gray. 'Nuff said. She did a guest spot on Magnum p.i. and was stunning in a bikini. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 16, 2026 07:22 PM (ZOv7s) 280
245 Movie content you can use:
Zeb Wells has been tapped by Legendary to write the screenplay for Buck Rogers. Posted by: Anna Puma at February 16, 2026 07:17 PM (2GVsD) ====== "30's nostalgia is a thing, right?" -some studio exec Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 16, 2026 07:17 PM (GBKbO) --- I don't trust ANYONE that's even close to Hollywood to adapt an IP without destroying it. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 16, 2026 07:22 PM (ESVrU) 281
The furry robot was Battlestar Galactica, the robo-Daggit.
Buck got stuck with Twikie, a Thousand Millimeter Reich tall silver robot. Posted by: Anna Puma at February 16, 2026 07:22 PM (2GVsD) 282
Well, I'm no fan of Puerto Ricans either ever since Carmen Quintero beat me for the General Excellence Medal in grammar school.
No, I haven't forgotten you, Carmen, you DEI medal stealer. Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 16, 2026 07:23 PM (3ImbR) 283
Or am I wrong about the furry little robot and that was from another show.
I remember some kind of bear-looking robot on a sci-fi show. I also remember Buck Rogers' sidekick lady in the show had beautiful blue eyes, but I forgot who the actress was. Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 16, 2026 07:23 PM (6ydKt) 284
Doesn't San Juan have all those castle walls?
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 16, 2026 07:23 PM (ht3QZ) 285
'BREAKING: Anderson Cooper Set to Exit CBS News' '60 Minutes' -- Variety'
Cooper will leave a gaping hole at CBS News. Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 16, 2026 07:23 PM (fd80v) 286
"European Sitzpinklers after telling them to take the dicks out of their mouths and protect their civilization."
This is the kinda poetry I want to see in history books... Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 16, 2026 07:24 PM (nt9oY) 287
Battlestar Galactica had the dagget.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 16, 2026 07:24 PM (ht3QZ) 288
Riley needs to grab AOC by her hair, drag her to bed, and put a baby in her. It's your turn to be the man, ese. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 16, 2026 07:24 PM (xG4kz) 289
Nood.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 16, 2026 07:24 PM (28lDz) 290
281 The furry robot was Battlestar Galactica, the robo-Daggit.
Buck got stuck with Twikie, a Thousand Millimeter Reich tall silver robot. Posted by: Anna Puma at February 16, 2026 07:22 PM (2GVsD) Thanks. I knew it was somewhere. I remember that robot now. They were doing Buck Rogers reruns on one of the TV networks a few years ago. I watched a few episodes just to take me back to first grade. Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 16, 2026 07:24 PM (6ydKt) 291
The furry robot was Battlestar Galactica, the robo-Daggit.
Buck got stuck with Twikie, a Thousand Millimeter Reich tall silver robot. Posted by: Anna Puma at February 16, 2026 07:22 PM (2GVsD) --- The daggit was played by a monkey. Seriously. Monkey in the suit. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 16, 2026 07:25 PM (ZOv7s) 292
Nood
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 16, 2026 07:25 PM (cxFcK) 293
I also remember Buck Rogers' sidekick lady in the show had beautiful blue eyes, but I forgot who the actress was. Posted by: SpeakingOf Erin Gray Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 16, 2026 07:25 PM (xG4kz) 294
Erin Gray. 'Nuff said.
She did a guest spot on Magnum p.i. and was stunning in a bikini. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 16, 2026 07:22 PM (ZOv7s) That's her! She was beautiful in that show. Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 16, 2026 07:25 PM (6ydKt) 295
Yeah, I don't think he got rolled. I think he was a full-on tribalist fool who thought that all illegal aliens are conservative U Miami Law School grads waiting to happen. That immigration bill he was pushing was amnesty in a skin suit. I hope he's seen the error of his ways.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 06:41 PM (n7rxJ) He is from Florida, and he had a core constituency of Cubans coming up. There was always a concern about naturalization of that group. Since then we had Biden and seriously has been threatening the Cuban (and other established) communities Posted by: Kindltot at February 16, 2026 07:26 PM (rbvCR) 296
"Anderson Cooper Set to Exit CBS"
Wait, how did he wind up at CBS? He wasn't gay enough for CNN? Next stop: Bravo. Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 16, 2026 07:26 PM (nt9oY) 297
nood!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 16, 2026 07:26 PM (Cjt/F) 298
I have to admire the discipline of AOC's man-harem from her bartending days for keeping those devil's threesome homemade sex tapes of her under wraps for all these years. I mean, she was a bartender in New Yawk, you KNOW that she was down for filming her own home porn movies. Of course, that's just speculation on my part... Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 16, 2026 07:27 PM (kTyBw) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 16, 2026 07:27 PM (Vs5rR) 300
160 Hillary's Hell will be her being forced to fellate Nazis for all eternity
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 16, 2026 06:59 PM (Ggsrp What did the Nazis do to deserve that? Posted by: gKWVE at February 16, 2026 07:29 PM (gKWVE) 301
I hope they burned the chair Hillary sat in. Otherwise the plague will return to Europe.
That wench tried to undermine the US government with the Russia hoax. Her and that Twinkie Obama, two cowards, got the men in Benghazi killed. She’s was all in on the COVID undermining of our Bill of Rights. I mean, there’s too much to list. So sit the fuck down you fat ugly cow. You useless stupid piece of shit who will never be president, LOSER. What an angry muffin topped bitch. Can take the heat, fatso? Hey, Trump says hello. From the White House. You know the president who kicked your cottage cheese ass down the stairs. Oh look, he’s wagging his dick at you. Posted by: Vengeance at February 16, 2026 07:31 PM (jlI90) 302
60 36 Everything Sandy Cortez knows, she just pulled out of her ass.
She does have a Nice Gluteus Maximus though..... Duct Tape on the mouth and we are set to go..... Posted by: Jackson K. at February 16, 2026 06:34 PM (J9q9v) You know, every time you guys start talking about AOC like this, it makes me want to throw up. She is a half step from necrophilia as far as I'm concerned. Posted by: Nelly at February 16, 2026 07:33 PM (7gpcF) 303
Last?
Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at February 16, 2026 07:33 PM (Vpqw1) 304
lol, I was referring to how white Sandy is. My mother couldn’t talk to her German grandparents because they spoke no English and she no German.
Posted by: Accomack at February 16, 2026 07:33 PM (GbONR) 305
Anderson Cooper holding a real job would involve a hole in a wall.
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at February 16, 2026 07:43 PM (H0l69) 306
There's an unhealthy obsession with AOC among a certain male demographic.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 16, 2026 07:49 PM (jtM2q) 307
"I want us to continue to reduce those barriers to Americans ability to vote,"
They're not barriers to Americans, you frozen bint. They are RESPONSIBILITIES. Posted by: GWB at February 16, 2026 10:11 PM (XoEtr) 308
It is impossible to plumb the depths of AOC's ignorance, as it apparently has no bounds. Even when it is well known European colonization of the Americas in the 16th-17th Centuries has long shown how much Spain colonized, basically all of South America (excepting Brazil that went Portuguese), she is so completely beholden to fantasies, it is incredible. Plus there were no horses here until the Spaniards brought them. What a maroon.
Posted by: Fritz at February 16, 2026 10:21 PM (J7jo9) 309
AOC s' mouth was not made for elecution but for fellating
Posted by: Matthew at February 16, 2026 11:26 PM (OdsgZ) Revealed: The Erotic Poetry of... Eric Swalwell?Is it fart-porn? I understand he's a flatulence exhibitionist. Butt-trumpets right on national TV.
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![]() "While I screamed / She bent her lips to mine," the passage reads...That's "The Royal She." Xe means ximself. ... adding the pair kept kissing "till veins imploded and exploded ... For bounded mouths cannot speak of parting." "And there beauty was, formless and magnificent -- a flurry of limbs and nails. She chased and I ran, I chased and she ran," Swalwell wrote in the poem. "Atop my hotel she stopped, and I lept for cloth and tan, my anxious arm she bit -- my scar is beautiful." Swalwell continued: "While I screamed, she bent her lips to mine. Kissing till veins imploded and exploded, till blood rolled down our chins, for bounded mouths cannot speak of parting." "In the morning, I awoke beside beauty's shadow -- her form sloppy and her legs pale. My scar lost, my lips cracked and dry. And we groaned simultaneously."It's so gay my dick just asked about garrett's mountain bike. I'm going to use my psychic powers to read Eric Swalwell's gay mind. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Why do you hate us?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 16, 2026 05:20 PM (ExV1e) 2
I'm not sure I did them a favor but I alerted the previous thread.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 16, 2026 05:21 PM (ExV1e) 3
Was Fang Fang a dude?
Posted by: steevy at February 16, 2026 05:21 PM (YwEeS) 4
1 Why do you hate us?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 16, 2026 05:20 PM (ExV1e) Yes.. Why punish us ? Posted by: It's me donna at February 16, 2026 05:22 PM (mS7ek) Posted by: ace at February 16, 2026 05:22 PM (1wjle) 6
I am confused.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 16, 2026 05:22 PM (0N4FZ) 7
Gag. I hope this is a short thread. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 05:22 PM (n7rxJ) 8
One British guy I watch on YouTube shows that "gayyyy" clip every time he mentions Keir Starmer. Makes me laugh every time.
Posted by: steevy at February 16, 2026 05:23 PM (YwEeS) 9
It is far to late to get Gilbert Gottfried to read that work. We once had that chance, but the chance has passed, never to return.
Pity. The world is awash in pity. Posted by: Kindltot at February 16, 2026 05:23 PM (rbvCR) 10
I won't say I'm a sex expert but forms are usually involved.
and the flurry of limbs and nails sounds dangerous. Posted by: Oldcat at February 16, 2026 05:23 PM (8avO+) 11
Fang Fang was a tucker?
Posted by: steevy at February 16, 2026 05:23 PM (YwEeS) 12
One British guy I watch on YouTube shows that "gayyyy" clip every time he mentions Keir Starmer. Makes me laugh every time.
Posted by: steevy at February 16, 2026 05:23 PM (YwEeS) He's allowed to film in prison? Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 16, 2026 05:24 PM (ExV1e) 13
How does one bend their lips?
Posted by: Delurker at February 16, 2026 05:24 PM (gtcuf) 14
3 Was Fang Fang a dude? Posted by: steevy at February 16, 2026 05:21 PM No, and neither is his wife. But somehow an arm suspiciously matching Swalwell found its way to Grindr. That aside, and just in case any of our resident trolls are confused, this type of poetry will NOT result with an actual woman in your bed. Posted by: Piper at February 16, 2026 05:24 PM (OoFl2) 15
I really hope none of the poetry I wrote age 17-19 resurfaces.
Posted by: gKWVE at February 16, 2026 05:24 PM (gKWVE) 16
Whyyy is everything gay?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 16, 2026 05:24 PM (XV/Pl) 17
If this blog gets any gayer, I may have to go find someplace more vibrant and straight.
Posted by: The Great Poofter at February 16, 2026 05:24 PM (oftw2) 18
Damn. Its just a matter of time before we're going to learn that Swalwell is also a Kenyan Muslim.
Posted by: Murray Head at February 16, 2026 05:24 PM (TN0g+) 19
and the flurry of limbs and nails sounds dangerous.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 16, 2026 05:23 PM (8avO+) Sounds like he's describing a tree collapsing on his house. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 16, 2026 05:25 PM (ExV1e) 20
You're so gay, you probably think this song is about you.
Posted by: Karly Simon at February 16, 2026 05:25 PM (Q+gd/) 21
12 He lives in the US.
Posted by: steevy at February 16, 2026 05:25 PM (YwEeS) 22
Off chess-related sock.
Posted by: Crusader at February 16, 2026 05:26 PM (TN0g+) Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2026 05:26 PM (gH8T+) 24
Also, thank you, Ace for the call out. I think. lol.
Posted by: Piper at February 16, 2026 05:26 PM (OoFl2) 25
I can't even.
Posted by: Ice-T at February 16, 2026 05:26 PM (28lDz) 26
Gag. I hope this is a short thread.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 05:22 PM (n7rxJ) Well, if it helps, we can always talk about Robert Duvall. You know he died, right? Posted by: Boswell at February 16, 2026 05:27 PM (j10i6) 27
Old Garrett sure screwed the pooch some time back, and Ace hasn't forgotten.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 16, 2026 05:27 PM (PV3WW) 28
It's so gay my dick just asked about garrett's mountain bike. Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace Shots fired! Posted by: BifBewalski - at February 16, 2026 05:27 PM (QVmho) 29
Is this like vampire fanfic?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 16, 2026 05:27 PM (zZu0s) Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at February 16, 2026 05:27 PM (ycI94) 31
I'm not much for poetry, but I can churn out some serious bodice rippin'.
Posted by: Stacey Abrams at February 16, 2026 05:28 PM (oftw2) 32
"For bounded mouths cannot speak of parting."
Shouldn't that be "bound,"not "bounded?" English, mutherfucker. Do you speak it? Posted by: Delurker at February 16, 2026 05:28 PM (gtcuf) 33
He and that fat loudmouth domestic abuser Katie Porter are neck-and-neck in the Dem field for California governor. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 05:28 PM (n7rxJ) 34
Also, willowed from. A prior thread, but i feel strongly about it:
The people who think AOC has great boobs almost offend me. Dude. The internet is your oyster. You can put the lie to that statement in about 30 seconds. Indeed, my own life experience makes her an Aetius 3. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 16, 2026 05:28 PM (zZu0s) 35
Do college literary magazines ever publish anything worthwhile?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 16, 2026 05:28 PM (ix8EF) 36
>>Shouldn't that be "bound,"not "bounded?"
Isn't that the Movie where Jennifer Tilly and Gina Gershon go ass to ass? Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2026 05:29 PM (gH8T+) 37
Well, if it helps, we can always talk about Robert Duvall. You know he died, right? Posted by: Boswell ============= No! How old was he? Wasn't he a talented actor? Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 05:29 PM (n7rxJ) 38
35 Do college literary magazines ever publish anything worthwhile?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 16, 2026 05:28 PM (ix8EF) No. This is known. Sophmoric. Posted by: tubal at February 16, 2026 05:29 PM (pDt9x) 39
WTF? This so gay it's come around the bend past straight onto double gay.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 16, 2026 05:29 PM (dK+Kv) 40
really hope none of the poetry I wrote age 17-19 resurfaces. Posted by: gKWVE Fortunately, high school Bif took the failing grade, for skipping class and smoking weed with that particular week's highschool bimbette of the week dujour. No danger of any of that ghey shit in my past. Posted by: BifBewalski - at February 16, 2026 05:30 PM (QVmho) 41
It's so gay, my dick just put on rainbow Crocs and turned on Olympic ice dancing.
Posted by: Delurker at February 16, 2026 05:30 PM (gtcuf) 42
Well, if it helps, we can always talk about Robert Duvall. You know he died, right?
Posted by: Boswell ============= No! How old was he? Wasn't he a talented actor? ---- Well, he was clearly talented, but he didn't manage to land a role in Point Break. Posted by: Crusader at February 16, 2026 05:30 PM (TN0g+) 43
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Well, if it helps, we can always talk about Robert Duvall. You know he died, right? Posted by: Boswell ============= No! How old was he? Wasn't he a talented actor? Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 05:29 PM (n7rxJ) Best known for his comedy turns. His part in Caddyshack is memorable. Posted by: tubal at February 16, 2026 05:30 PM (pDt9x) 44
I got nuthin'.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 16, 2026 05:31 PM (Wnv9h) 45
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 16, 2026 05:28 PM (zZu0s)
The only time I think of AO-C boobs ( and that is a nanosecond of me thinking that "Yes, she has some) is when guys mention it on here Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 16, 2026 05:31 PM (ix8EF) 46
Isn't that the Movie where Jennifer Tilly and Gina Gershon go ass to ass?
Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2026 05:29 PM (gH8T+) *perks up* I'm sorry, what was that? Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 16, 2026 05:31 PM (zZu0s) 47
Vote for Eric, billboards exclaim
He’s a prick which is a shame. He farts on air with a resounding bang Has treasonous sex with a spy, Fang-Fang! Posted by: Unkaren at February 16, 2026 05:31 PM (cDrfF) 48
Duvall was a favorite of mine. He was 95 I think.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 16, 2026 05:31 PM (PV3WW) 49
Call me Eric!
Posted by: Ed Buck, murdering democrat homosexual at February 16, 2026 05:31 PM (Ksqrb) 50
The original copy of his poem was offered for Display Purposes to the Stone Wall Tavern and they turned it down for being, 'Too Gay'.
Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2026 05:31 PM (gH8T+) 51
"For bounded mouths cannot speak of parting."
Shouldn't that be "bound,"not "bounded?" English, mutherfucker. Do you speak it? Posted by: Delurker at February 16, 2026 05:28 PM (gtcuf) Yeah, because THAT'S the biggest concern here. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 16, 2026 05:31 PM (dK+Kv) 52
He was on a soccer scholarship at Campbell so possibly extra, extra gay.
Posted by: nckate at February 16, 2026 05:31 PM (uQzkA) 53
Do college literary magazines ever publish anything worthwhile?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 16, 2026 05:28 PM (ix8EF) No. This is known. Sophmoric. Posted by: tubal at February 16, 2026 05:29 PM (pDt9x) The swimsuit issue can be hit or miss. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 16, 2026 05:32 PM (zZu0s) 54
No! How old was he? Wasn't he a talented actor?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 05:29 PM (n7rxJ) He was terrific in Sharknado 2 as I recall. But some here are suggesting that wasn't the greatest film of all time. Posted by: Boswell at February 16, 2026 05:32 PM (j10i6) 55
45 Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 16, 2026 05:28 PM (zZu0s)
The only time I think of AO-C boobs ( and that is a nanosecond of me thinking that "Yes, she has some) is when guys mention it on here Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 16, 2026 05:31 PM (ix8EF) Rumor is DC is she has, get this, TWO!! Posted by: tubal at February 16, 2026 05:32 PM (pDt9x) 56
The people who think AOC has great boobs almost offend me. Dude. The internet is your oyster. You can put the lie to that statement in about 30 seconds. Indeed, my own life experience makes her an Aetius 3. Posted by: Aetius451AD ========= Xeeps seem to be impressed with these. https://x.com/TheRoyalSerf/ status/2019509938884956529 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 05:32 PM (n7rxJ) 57
Duvall had to drop out of playing the Patrick Swayze part in Point Break because he was committed to doing Falling Down.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 16, 2026 05:32 PM (6ydKt) 58
Soccer scholarship? Oh, man, that's too perfect LOL
Posted by: Delurker at February 16, 2026 05:32 PM (gtcuf) 59
Speaking of gay, breaking news that Anderson Cooper won't be returning to 60 minutes this fall.
Posted by: beckster at February 16, 2026 05:32 PM (EX6jy) Posted by: Nobel Laureate Barack "Gaylord" Obama at February 16, 2026 05:33 PM (IG3/x) Posted by: Jaguars at February 16, 2026 05:33 PM (Q+gd/) 62
formless and magnificent???
Posted by: dantesed at February 16, 2026 05:33 PM (Oy/m2) Posted by: ace at February 16, 2026 05:33 PM (1wjle) 64
Practicing for his future pillow talk with Fang Fang.
Posted by: tubal at February 16, 2026 05:34 PM (pDt9x) 65
Revealed: The Erotic Poetry of... Eric Swalwell?
------------------------------ Of this I should care....?? Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 16, 2026 05:34 PM (QGaXH) 66
Chevy Chase was the least funny character of Community.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 16, 2026 05:34 PM (Dv3i1) 67
Campbell usually has a good baseball team. couple major leaguers came out of there over the years.
Posted by: Mmm, Mmm, Good! at February 16, 2026 05:34 PM (oftw2) 68
Isn't that the Movie where Jennifer Tilly and Gina Gershon go ass to ass?
Posted by: garrett PEAK Jennifer Tilly. Wouldn't be surprised if Ace has the video on a bookshelf somewhere. Posted by: Auspex at February 16, 2026 05:35 PM (Y8DZL) 69
Looks like I picked the wrong thread to delurk for a moment.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurkder in marginal standing at February 16, 2026 05:35 PM (UJMvS) 70
Poetry, nah more like a mind fart.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2026 05:35 PM (0KSrI) 71
Xeeps seem to be impressed with these.
https://x.com/TheRoyalSerf/ status/2019509938884956529 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 05:32 PM (n7rxJ) Those actually look like some of those comically bad falsies you see some ewetub gals sporting. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 16, 2026 05:35 PM (zZu0s) Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 16, 2026 05:35 PM (jtM2q) 73
Speaking of gay, breaking news that Anderson Cooper won't be returning to 60 minutes this fall.
Posted by: beckster at February 16, 2026 05:32 PM (EX6jy) Was he even on it? I remember when you knew who was on it even when you hated them. Posted by: Oldcat at February 16, 2026 05:35 PM (8avO+) 74
Speaking of gay, breaking news that Anderson Cooper won't be returning to 60 minutes this fall.
Posted by: beckster at February 16, 2026 05:32 PM (EX6jy) Maybe Bari Weiss is using a self-deportation type of strategy. Posted by: Mark1971 at February 16, 2026 05:35 PM (CNl8/) 75
HIPAA violation again? Maybe even hospital visits are off the table.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at February 16, 2026 05:35 PM (YlWIZ) 76
Revealed: The Erotic Poetry of... Eric Swalwell?
----- I'd be more entertained by The Erotic Poetry of Eric Cartman. Posted by: Crusader at February 16, 2026 05:36 PM (TN0g+) 77
Anderson Cooper’s Pooper is gone!!
Posted by: tubal at February 16, 2026 05:36 PM (pDt9x) 78
If you're kissing someone and blood is rolling down your chins, you're doing it wrong.
Posted by: Kissin' Cousins (1964) at February 16, 2026 05:36 PM (oftw2) 79
So he's a sick fuck who's into extreme S&M and possibly has a vore fetish. As Democrats go, rather vanilla.
Posted by: Their degeneracy knows no limits at February 16, 2026 05:37 PM (TbWk/) 80
Chevy Chase was the least funny character of Community.
------ Well to be fair, he was far past his prime at that point. Posted by: Crusader at February 16, 2026 05:37 PM (TN0g+) Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 16, 2026 05:37 PM (Dv3i1) 82
Gotta be honest, me and my friends did some goofy stuff (no homo), and I'm hoping that the VHS tapes were recorded over. So I'm not going to ding Swallowswell too much for being a dumb teenager.
He's done enough as a full-grown adult to merit my lifelong scorn and derision. Posted by: PabloD at February 16, 2026 05:38 PM (3VXNH) 83
>>>80 Chevy Chase was the least funny character of Community.
neck and neck with Shirley. He really could not adjust to NOT being the lead character. Posted by: ace at February 16, 2026 05:38 PM (1wjle) 84
8 One British guy I watch on YouTube shows that "gayyyy" clip every time he mentions Keir Starmer. Makes me laugh every time.
Posted by: steevy at February 16, 2026 05:23 PM Recently saw a video of Starmer punching a heavy bag. My little sister hits harder than that ... when she was eight! I would never be filmed doing something that I knew was performed incompetently. Yet Lefty politicians are filmed doing that all of the time. I don't think it is that they have no shame, it's that they don't know that we can easily differentiate between competent people and frickin' idiots. A skill that they certainly lack. Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 16, 2026 05:38 PM (HlyYF) 85
There's something about AOC that turns me on.
I can't quite put my finger on it, but I'd like to. Posted by: sir-mix-a-lot at February 16, 2026 05:38 PM (Q+gd/) 86
Wouldn't be surprised if Ace has the video on a bookshelf somewhere.
Posted by: Auspex Somewhere being the floor most likely. Posted by: Kratwurst at February 16, 2026 05:38 PM (C362Q) 87
80 Chevy Chase was the least funny character of Community.
------ Well to be fair, he was far past his prime at that point. Posted by: Crusader at February 16, 2026 05:37 PM (TN0g+) Chevy Chase was never funny. Posted by: Ever. Never ever. at February 16, 2026 05:38 PM (TbWk/) 88
you know, can we go back to talking about the bamboo and how it's a metaphor?
But also "Apes in grottos stepping on figs" has a new contender to take its Vogan Poetry Award crown. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 16, 2026 05:39 PM (HXT0k) 89
Oh, come on, this is far worse than a mix tape.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 16, 2026 05:39 PM (zZu0s) 90
66 Chevy Chase was the least funny character of Community.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 16, 2026 05:34 PM Agreed. But "drama" requires a villain. Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 16, 2026 05:39 PM (HlyYF) 91
That's gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys.
Posted by: tsj017 at February 16, 2026 05:39 PM (xakWh) 92
Imagine Trump writing erotic poetry?
I've got the biggest dick. To be frank it made Marla sick. Everyone tells me, it's the best peen. They say sir, it's probably the best anyone's ever seen. Never used Viagra in my life. I mean, you've seen my wife? yadda yadda yadda. The end. Posted by: Delurker at February 16, 2026 05:39 PM (gtcuf) 93
Recently saw a video of Starmer punching a heavy bag.
____ Kier is a bottom. - Ukrainian Male Model setting fires at Kier's place because he refuses to tip for services rendered Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 16, 2026 05:40 PM (Dv3i1) 94
>>Kier is a bottom.
- Ukrainian Male Model setting fires at Kier's place because he refuses to tip for services rendered Two Dollars! Posted by: Newspaper Delivery Boy at February 16, 2026 05:40 PM (gH8T+) 95
Duvall was in a Twilight Zone episode. One of the hour long versions, maybe '62 or '63. Not great.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 16, 2026 05:41 PM (cxFcK) 96
Jeez.
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. Posted by: Diogenes at February 16, 2026 05:41 PM (2WIwB) 97
Tanya Fox and Busty Betty!
Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at February 16, 2026 05:41 PM (jrgJz) 98
Is he a Vogon?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 16, 2026 05:41 PM (Cqx++) 99
Duvall was in a Twilight Zone episode. One of the hour long versions, maybe '62 or '63. Not great.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 16, 2026 05:41 PM (cxFcK) He was also in a few episodes of The Outer Limits. Posted by: Mark1971 at February 16, 2026 05:41 PM (CNl8/) Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2026 05:42 PM (gH8T+) 101
Boo Radley.
Posted by: tubal at February 16, 2026 05:42 PM (pDt9x) 102
I read that Robert Duvall passed away. My first thought was “Charlie don’t surf!”
Posted by: Fenderbender at February 16, 2026 05:42 PM (1FEc1) Posted by: JackStraw at February 16, 2026 05:42 PM (viF8m) 104
Eric could have been writing for Kurtzman's Star Drek all this time with that kind of talent.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 16, 2026 05:42 PM (g7saB) 105
I assumed Gillian Jacobs had some sort of work done while working on Community. Her face, while attractive, had a bit uncanny valley since it didn't move, at all.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 16, 2026 05:43 PM (Dv3i1) Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2026 05:43 PM (gH8T+) 107
Duvall was in a Twilight Zone episode. One of the hour long versions, maybe '62 or '63. Not great.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 16, 2026 05:41 PM (cxFcK) ********************************* Miniature from the 4th season, the only one with hour-long episodes. Not one of the better Twilight Zone episodes, though. Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at February 16, 2026 05:43 PM (0Cw8c) 108
Speaking of fu*ked up, traitors, and Chinese, who the hell is Eileen Gu, the free style skier? What an idiot!
Posted by: Diogenes at February 16, 2026 05:43 PM (2WIwB) 109
Community, huh? Is it worth watching, Horde?
Posted by: tubal at February 16, 2026 05:43 PM (pDt9x) 110
I really hope none of the poetry I wrote age 17-19 resurfaces.
Posted by: gKWVE at February 16, 2026 05:24 PM (gKWVE) ~~~~~ Found an old journal I kept back in my early college days. Shredder got a workout. Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 16, 2026 05:44 PM (3ImbR) 111
Recently saw a video of Starmer punching a heavy bag.
____ Kier is a bottom. - Ukrainian Male Model setting fires at Kier's place because he refuses to tip for services rendered Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 16, 2026 05:40 PM (Dv3i1) There have been five so far. Posted by: Oldcat at February 16, 2026 05:44 PM (8avO+) 112
Are you people saying "Boo" or "Boo Radley"?
Posted by: Boo Radley at February 16, 2026 05:44 PM (3VXNH) 113
Not Vogon, no crystalline crabs
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 16, 2026 05:44 PM (g7saB) 114
103 Not THE Campbell University?
Where the hell is Campbell University? Posted by: JackStraw at February 16, 2026 05:42 PM (viF8m) Buies Creek, NC. The "Fighting Camels." Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 16, 2026 05:45 PM (28lDz) Posted by: Diogenes at February 16, 2026 05:45 PM (2WIwB) Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2026 05:45 PM (gH8T+) 117
Where the hell is Campbell University?
Posted by: JackStraw at February 16, 2026 05:42 PM (viF8m) North Carolina - the Fighting Camels - I shitith thee not. Posted by: Boswell at February 16, 2026 05:45 PM (j10i6) 118
109 Community, huh? Is it worth watching, Horde?
___ Surprisingly yes. Paintball episodes were fun, but there were many others. Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 16, 2026 05:45 PM (Dv3i1) 119
Xeeps seem to be impressed with these.
https://x.com/TheRoyalSerf/ status/2019509938884956529 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 05:32 PM (n7rxJ) Here you go, fellas. https://www.reddit.com/r/massivetits/ Hopefully it's obvious that this is NSFW. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 16, 2026 05:45 PM (ExV1e) 120
I'm a First Amendment absolutist, but I would have some sympathy for the thesis that the phrases "erotic poetry" and "Eric Swalwell" should never, ever appear together.
It's like Yoko Ono and music. Yes, she has the First Amendment right to do...whatever that is...but man, it sure does grate to admit it. It doesn't grate as much as the caterwauling, though. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 16, 2026 05:45 PM (IG3/x) 121
I don't really want to think of Trump publishing erotic poetry, but this guy has a good Trump impersonation for Valentines Day:
https://tinyurl.com/nthyn2wh Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 16, 2026 05:45 PM (ix8EF) Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 16, 2026 05:45 PM (3ImbR) Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2026 05:45 PM (gH8T+) 124
He's so gay He's very, very gay He's so gay And he likes to be that way With his keys all on the right He's into rubber every night He's so gay He's almost everyone today Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at February 16, 2026 05:46 PM (vFG9F) Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 16, 2026 05:46 PM (cxFcK) 126
74% odds on Polymarket that Trump's tariffs will be ruled illegal by SCOTUS.
I mean, damn, if I liked to gamble, that's a sweet bet. That's right up there with betting on Trump just after that goofy IA poll came out. 'cause all them idiots are informed by the media. Which knows f-all about the law but fills in what they don't know with erotic dreams of totalitarian domination by fat, ugly women. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 16, 2026 05:46 PM (HXT0k) 127
( Do I feel like getting Ackbared today)?..
Posted by: tubal at February 16, 2026 05:46 PM (pDt9x) 128
I really hope none of the poetry I wrote age 17-19 resurfaces.
Posted by: gKWVE at February 16, 2026 05:24 PM (gKWVE) ~~~~~ Found an old journal I kept back in my early college days. Shredder got a workout. Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 16, 2026 05:44 PM (3ImbR) *** Roses are red Violets are blue, I got us some.beer, Let's do it! Posted by: Diogenes at February 16, 2026 05:47 PM (2WIwB) Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2026 05:47 PM (gH8T+) 130
Some reporter ask PDT a question about Iran. Trump answers " we know where Khamenei is sleeping".
Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2026 05:47 PM (0KSrI) 131
One more item on the "things I was happier not knowing" pile.
Posted by: Eeyore at February 16, 2026 05:47 PM (AlhUl) 132
This sounds like a lesbian encounter to me. So Fartswell isn’t only gay, he’s a lezzy?
Posted by: Elric the Blade at February 16, 2026 05:48 PM (qohbc) 133
Some reporter ask PDT a question about Iran. Trump answers " we know where Khamenei is sleeping".
Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2026 05:47 PM (0KSrI) With the fishes? Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 16, 2026 05:48 PM (ExV1e) 134
Swalwell is the guy with Fang Fang fang marks on his member?
Posted by: Fenderbender at February 16, 2026 05:48 PM (1FEc1) 135
123 North Carolina?
Really? Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2026 05:45 PM (gH8T+) Yep, has a good School of Pharmacy, a Law School, and a woke Divinity School. Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 16, 2026 05:48 PM (28lDz) 136
85 There's something about AOC that turns me on.
I can't quite put my finger on it, but I'd like to. Posted by: sir-mix-a-lot at February 16, 2026 05:38 PM (Q+gd/) ----- I'm not one to argue with nobility but there are thousands of other ample cabooses out there that you'd have to walk past to get to hers, which is unfortunately coupled to a fucking retard who is incapable of shutting her cockholster long enough for you to enjoy the view. Posted by: ballistic at February 16, 2026 05:48 PM (3BwY8) 137
130 Some reporter ask PDT a question about Iran. Trump answers " we know where Khamenei is sleeping".
Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2026 05:47 PM (0KSrI) Maybe kill him then??? Just a thought. Posted by: tubal at February 16, 2026 05:48 PM (pDt9x) 138
It's like Yoko Ono and music. Yes, she has the First Amendment right to do...whatever that is...but man, it sure does grate to admit it. It doesn't grate as much as the caterwauling, though.
I thought it was good! Posted by: Bjork at February 16, 2026 05:48 PM (cDrfF) 139
it would be moar SAD! if it weren't so pathetic ...
well, and if it didn't remind me of the dream___ry of psychotics ... Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 16, 2026 05:48 PM (Cjt/F) Posted by: r hennigantx at February 16, 2026 05:49 PM (gbOdA) 141
Hopefully it's obvious that this is NSFW.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic Is that a chiropractor's website? Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 16, 2026 05:49 PM (Dv3i1) 142
Thank kami-sama never put online that 55,000 words of anime fan-fic I wrote in college.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 16, 2026 05:49 PM (g7saB) 143
Mac Sledge is mort?
Posted by: dantesed at February 16, 2026 05:49 PM (Oy/m2) 144
Maybe put his race horse's head in his bed
Posted by: Skip at February 16, 2026 05:49 PM (Ia/+0) 145
>>74% odds on Polymarket that Trump's tariffs will be ruled illegal by SCOTUS.
I'd want to know how many bets are in on that...if it is only a few big ones, I'd be nervous. If it's a Ton of action, I would be inclined to like the odds. Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2026 05:49 PM (gH8T+) 146
we know where Khamenei is sleeping".
Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2026 05:47 PM (0KSrI) Dirt nap? Posted by: Boswell at February 16, 2026 05:49 PM (j10i6) Posted by: Delurker at February 16, 2026 05:49 PM (gtcuf) 148
If SCOTUS rules against Trumps tariffs, the markets will tank, which will suck.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 16, 2026 05:49 PM (XV/Pl) 149
Eric Swolewell
Posted by: Elric the Blade at February 16, 2026 05:49 PM (qohbc) 150
It's like Yoko Ono and music. Yes, she has the First Amendment right to do...whatever that is...but man, it sure does grate to admit it. It doesn't grate as much as the caterwauling, though.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 16, 2026 05:45 PM (IG3/x) ------ Just as with Bob Dylan. Please enjoy your first amendment right to write your wonderful songs. However, please do us all the favor of staying at least 10 yards away from any live microphone. Thanks! Posted by: ballistic at February 16, 2026 05:50 PM (3BwY8) 151
yo yankie my crankie
the Swals needs food Posted by: r hennigantx at February 16, 2026 05:50 PM (gbOdA) 152
I have an idea for an update of one of my classics. It's gonna be called Fang Fang Gang Bang Wang Dang Sweet Poontang.
Posted by: Ted Nugent at February 16, 2026 05:50 PM (IG3/x) 153
148 If SCOTUS rules against Trumps tariffs, the markets will tank, which will suck.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 16, 2026 05:49 PM (XV/Pl) IT’S A TAAAAXXXXXX!!!!!!! Posted by: tubal at February 16, 2026 05:50 PM (pDt9x) 154
If it happens, 10-to-1 Any Comely Ferret and John Iscariot Roberts side with the Libs.
Posted by: Delurker at February 16, 2026 05:50 PM (gtcuf) 155
Pearl Drops is not just a toothpaste
Posted by: r hennigantx at February 16, 2026 05:51 PM (gbOdA) Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 16, 2026 05:51 PM (NFX2v) 157
Gay Keir stiffing the rentboys? Shocked, I tell you! "Nothing Will Happen" guy got it right again. He's still Prime Minister. Posted by: Auspex at February 16, 2026 05:51 PM (Y8DZL) 158
Found an old journal I kept back in my early college days. Shredder got a workout.
--- That's what bothers me about these otherwise unemployable cows that call themselves "teachers" demanding we pay attention to these retarded high school students walking out to protest. You all--students and teachers--deserve nothing but scorn. You know f-all about anything. You literally know nothing. I know, I was that age, I went to your schools. A slow, painful death in a fire would be a kindness for what you really deserve for the minds you're destroying. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 16, 2026 05:51 PM (HXT0k) 159
Trump answers " we know where Khamenei is sleeping".
____ Did he add ".. and he's not sleeping very well, tossing and turning for 2-3 hours, tops, believe me."? Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 16, 2026 05:51 PM (Dv3i1) 160
Is that a chiropractor's website?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 16, 2026 05:49 PM (Dv3i1) No. It's reddit. A collection of women with big tits posting nude (or at least topless) photos of themselves. Not my thing but a significant number of posters here confuse quantitty for quality. (misspelling deliberate) Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 16, 2026 05:51 PM (ExV1e) 161
The Fighting...Camels?
I know they can be ornery but are they known for their fighting skills? Posted by: Delurker at February 16, 2026 05:49 PM (gtcuf) --- Their loogies can knock a man off a horse at 100 paces! Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 16, 2026 05:51 PM (ESVrU) 162
Re Bound
Just looked up the synopsis as I never saw the movie. Lesbians were a thing in the 90s- and in our minds eye they all looked like Jennifer Tilly or Sharon Stone- not Trigglypuff. Reading the critic reaction is pretty hilarious too. Supposedly, this is not considered a 'gay' film because being gay is not central to the plot. Boo fucking hoo. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 16, 2026 05:51 PM (zZu0s) 163
I have fond memories of watching the Camels frolicking in the North Carolina woods.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 16, 2026 05:52 PM (viF8m) 164
tubal, my preference is Khamenei has to slink off to Russia and watch Iran become a free nation and the see the destruction of Khomeini 's tomb.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2026 05:52 PM (0KSrI) 165
I like Yoko, Bjork, and Nina Hagen. What is wrong with you people?
Posted by: Musikologist at February 16, 2026 05:52 PM (oftw2) 166
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 16, 2026 05:51 PM (ExV1e)
I think you missed the joke. Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 16, 2026 05:52 PM (28lDz) 167
Ugh. The shooting in Pawtucket:
Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut 29m Domestic dispute turned deadly. Father shoots wife and kids and turns gun on self. Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 16, 2026 05:53 PM (3ImbR) 168
The added bonus is that Islam in Iran is dead.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2026 05:53 PM (0KSrI) 169
I think you missed the joke.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 16, 2026 05:52 PM (28lDz) It's possible. I need to spend more time at the range. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 16, 2026 05:53 PM (ExV1e) 170
148 If SCOTUS rules against Trumps tariffs, the markets will tank, which will suck.
___ If the markets also think there is 74% chance Roberts will shiv the American people, it's mostly baked in. Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 16, 2026 05:54 PM (Dv3i1) 171
It won't happen, but I'd laugh myself sick if Delta snatched Khamenei out of his bed.
Posted by: PabloD at February 16, 2026 05:54 PM (3VXNH) 172
Duvall was in an episode of The Wild, Wild West. He had invented a cannon that could blow up a whole city. He was going to demonstrate it on Denver then sell it to the highest bidder.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at February 16, 2026 05:55 PM (wGerL) 173
The James Madison has it exactly right:
SCOTUS will punt on the tariff question; kick it back to the individual courts to do their homework this time. The delay is how to write a big, important decision that says nothing of consequence. If there were 5 votes to say it was illegal, they would have released it already due to the massive harm already caused to the plaintiffs. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 16, 2026 05:55 PM (HXT0k) 174
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7GERh0sQzY
Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at February 16, 2026 05:55 PM (jrgJz) Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2026 05:55 PM (gH8T+) 176
Not my thing but a significant number of posters here confuse quantitty for quality. (misspelling deliberate)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 16, 2026 05:51 PM (ExV1e) Well played on the misspelling. *golfclap* Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 16, 2026 05:55 PM (zZu0s) 177
It won't happen, but I'd laugh myself sick if Delta snatched Khamenei out of his bed.
Posted by: PabloD at February 16, 2026 05:54 PM (3VXNH) Send the SEALs. They'd just 'accidentally' kill everyone. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 16, 2026 05:55 PM (ExV1e) 178
Sandy Cortez from Yorktown Heights, got an "economics" degree from either Boston College or Boston University, I forget which. Never seen her transcript so I assume it was the "Marxism and Gender Studies" version.
She lives in the financial capital of the world and with an economics degree was working as a cocktail waitress before she auditioned for the part of a fiery, dough-eyed socialist. Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 16, 2026 05:56 PM (cxFcK) 179
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJjzhcqOcaE
Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at February 16, 2026 05:56 PM (jrgJz) 180
Depravity sells big in California politics. This should put him over the top.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at February 16, 2026 05:57 PM (wGerL) Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 16, 2026 05:58 PM (Dv3i1) 182
Steve Hilton is going to win the Governor's race. And the handle bar streamer ribbons on Garrett's mountain bike are gay.
Posted by: Orson at February 16, 2026 05:59 PM (dIske) 183
So Swalwell writes worse poetry than the Vogons. Another candidate dumps hot mashed potatoes on her exes head.
You go Cali. Sone thought you couldn't do worse than Newsom but you proved them wrong Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 16, 2026 05:59 PM (Ggsrp) 184
She lives in the financial capital of the world and with an economics degree was working as a cocktail waitress before she auditioned for the part of a fiery, dough-eyed socialist.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 16, 2026 05:56 PM (cxFcK) One wonders if her handler ever tells her, "You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar when I met you. I picked you out, I shook up and turned you around. Turned you into someone new. Now five years later on, you′ve got the world at your feet. Success has been so easy for you. But don't forget, it′s me who put you where you are now and I can put you back down too." Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 16, 2026 05:59 PM (ExV1e) 185
>>Sandy Cortez from Yorktown Heights, got an "economics" degree from either Boston College or Boston University, I forget which
She went to the College of Arts and Science at BU. That's the school for kids with parents that have the money to pay tuition but it's basically high school. Posted by: JackStraw at February 16, 2026 05:59 PM (viF8m) 186
https://www.reddit.com/r/massivetits/ Who knew Reddit was good for something? Thanks for the mammaries. Posted by: Delurker at February 16, 2026 06:00 PM (gtcuf) 187
So Swalwell writes worse poetry than the Vogons. Another candidate dumps hot mashed potatoes on her exes head.
You go Cali. Sone thought you couldn't do worse than Newsom but you proved them wrong Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 16, 2026 05:59 PM (Ggsrp) Like most leftists, each generation makes sure the next one will be worse than they were. Posted by: Oldcat at February 16, 2026 06:00 PM (8avO+) 188
15 I really hope none of the poetry I wrote age 17-19 resurfaces.
Posted by: gKWVE Gawd. BRB, going to make sure no shred of anything I wrote then remains. I'm sure some of it is almost as embarrassing. Thank goodness no one ever published any of it. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 16, 2026 06:00 PM (zYpTz) 189
I wonder how much she has made in the past 5 years?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 16, 2026 06:00 PM (zZu0s) 190
California with Swallowell as Gov and the pedo taking over Pelosi's seat. Amazing
Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2026 06:00 PM (0KSrI) 191
Its Eric Swallowswell
Posted by: Skip at February 16, 2026 06:01 PM (Ia/+0) 192
One wonders if her handler ever tells her, "You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar when I met you. I picked you out, I shook up and turned you around. Turned you into someone new. Now five years later on, you′ve got the world at your feet. Success has been so easy for you. But don't forget, it′s me who put you where you are now and I can put you back down too."
This sounds like a song Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 16, 2026 06:01 PM (PYyV9) 193
I think the guy is despicable, but I'm not going to crap on someone for something they did as a teenager. Lord knows I did a lot of dumb shit in my time, too.
Posted by: Tom at February 16, 2026 06:01 PM (8J80s) 194
170 148 If SCOTUS rules against Trumps tariffs, the markets will tank, which will suck.
___ If the markets also think there is 74% chance Roberts will shiv the American people, it's mostly baked in. Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 16, 2026 05:54 PM (Dv3i1) I have a theory as to why this Case is taking so long. It comes down to the question of can Congress delegate a power given to it specifically in the Constitution? They want to say no... but... in the 1930s Congress delegated Court Rule making authority to the Supremes. And earlier delegated Money making to outside Banks... So they are trying to figure out how to take away the Prezzys Tariff power, without neutering themselves... as Roberts will NEVAH rule against the power of the Courts. Posted by: Romeo13 at February 16, 2026 06:01 PM (mP0Kj) Posted by: Delurker at February 16, 2026 06:01 PM (gtcuf) 196
One wonders if her handler ever tells her, "You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar when I met you. I picked you out, I shook up and turned you around. Turned you into someone new. Now five years later on, you′ve got the world at your feet. Success has been so easy for you. But don't forget, it′s me who put you where you are now and I can put you back down too."
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 16, 2026 05:59 PM (ExV1e) The dems gave her handler some bribe of a job and separated her from him when she won. She's totally captured by the machine now. Posted by: Oldcat at February 16, 2026 06:01 PM (8avO+) 197
190 California with Swallowell as Gov and the pedo taking over Pelosi's seat. Amazing
Posted by: Ben Had Wiener is getting inserted into Pelosi's seat? Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 16, 2026 06:01 PM (Dv3i1) 198
She was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar ..
Posted by: JackStraw at February 16, 2026 06:02 PM (viF8m) 199
15 I really hope none of the poetry I wrote age 17-19 resurfaces.
Posted by: gKWVE Gawd. BRB, going to make sure no shred of anything I wrote then remains. I'm sure some of it is almost as embarrassing. Thank goodness no one ever published any of it. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 16, 2026 06:00 PM (zYpTz) --- Sometimes it's nice growing up without the internets. We can ensure that some things NEVER see the light of day. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 16, 2026 06:02 PM (ESVrU) 200
sex in a "flurry of limbs and nails," That sounds like sex with a wood chipper. ... Or would that be a slurry of limbs and nails? Posted by: naturalfake at February 16, 2026 06:02 PM (iJfKG) 201
How many wangs could Fang Fang fang if Fang Fang could fang wangs?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 16, 2026 06:02 PM (i1VVh) 202
I think the mid-day drinking lamp just got lit.
Posted by: PabloD at February 16, 2026 06:02 PM (3VXNH) 203
I wonder how much she has made in the past 5 years?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 16, 2026 06:00 PM (zZu0s) ~~~~~ Rumor mill says $29 million. Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 16, 2026 06:03 PM (3ImbR) 204
I was writing lyrics for my metal band in my teens.
It was mostly second-rate Dio ripoffs. Not good, but still better than Swalwell's shite. Posted by: Delurker at February 16, 2026 06:04 PM (gtcuf) 205
One wonders if her handler ever tells her, "You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar when I met you. I picked you out, I shook up and turned you around. Turned you into someone new. Now five years later on, you′ve got the world at your feet. Success has been so easy for you. But don't forget, it′s me who put you where you are now and I can put you back down too." Posted by: I used to have a different nic =============== That would be Saikat Chakrabarti of Justice Democrats, who found her, groomed her, got her elected, and then managed to say something so stupid and offensive that he had to quit as her chief of staff. He's now running for Nanzi's seat in San Francisco. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 06:04 PM (n7rxJ) 206
sex in a "flurry of limbs and nails,"
That sounds like sex with a wood chipper. ... Or would that be a slurry of limbs and nails? Posted by: naturalfake at February 16, 2026 06:02 PM (iJfKG) --- AI can write better poetry than this dreck. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 16, 2026 06:04 PM (ESVrU) 207
203 I wonder how much she has made in the past 5 years?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 16, 2026 06:00 PM (zZu0s) ~~~~~ Rumor mill says $29 million. Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 16, 2026 06:03 PM (3ImbR) She strikes me as someone with a lot of wise investing acumen. Posted by: tubal at February 16, 2026 06:04 PM (pDt9x) Posted by: 29Victor at February 16, 2026 06:05 PM (0MjtC) 209
"blood rolled down our chins," according to a report.
Hey Eric, if you have nuts on your chin, that isn't blood. Posted by: Frank Barone at February 16, 2026 06:05 PM (IifOV) 210
Swalwell's poetry is Vogon atrocious, but no worse then some of the swill a young Barry Soetoro pumped out. Talking about his piss stains that match his mentor-pedophile "uncle".
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 16, 2026 06:05 PM (cxFcK) 211
I can sympathize. I was commenting till veins imploded and exploded and blood rolled down fingers and then some dang apes came in and crunched on figs and disturbed my mindthoughts!!!! Posted by: naturalfake at February 16, 2026 06:05 PM (iJfKG) 212
190 California with Swallowell as Gov and the pedo taking over Pelosi's seat. Amazing
Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2026 06:00 PM (0KSrI) Sorry... but there is no way that us Californians control our own elections anymore. The proof was the Newsome recall. Every voter is sent a mail in ballot automatically. All you have to do to register is go online, put in a name and address, and check a box you are a citizen. They don't even follow Calif's own law about verifying signatures. Note, Calif will NOT send it's voter data base to the Feds, and are fighting it in court... and you can guess why. Posted by: Romeo13 at February 16, 2026 06:06 PM (mP0Kj) 213
"kissing till veins imploded and exploded" -- with "blood rolled down our chins," according to a report.
________________________________ That's pretty insensitive to entitle the poem "EBOLA!" Posted by: Orson at February 16, 2026 06:07 PM (dIske) 214
Commenting has really slowed down since I posted that reddit link.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 16, 2026 06:08 PM (ExV1e) 215
you asked for it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPudE8nDog0 Posted by: nurse ratched at February 16, 2026 06:08 PM (W2Pud) 216
“veins imploded and exploded”. Pick one fool. There’s only one correct choice.
Posted by: tubal at February 16, 2026 06:10 PM (pDt9x) 217
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 16, 2026 06:08 PM (ExV1e)
Meanwhile, Reddit is reporting slowdowns due to unusually high volume. Posted by: Delurker at February 16, 2026 06:10 PM (gtcuf) 218
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, You're gay. Posted by: 29Victor at February 16, 2026 06:05 PM (0MjtC) Lol. Suggested edit: you suck cock by choice. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 16, 2026 06:11 PM (zZu0s) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 16, 2026 06:11 PM (Nx5jP) 220
Campbell University, home of the Fighting Camels
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at February 16, 2026 06:11 PM (TtTH3) 221
Damn.... Robert Duvall.... RIP...
No reports on whether he was trying to fly a WW1 Biplane upside through a Barn... Posted by: Romeo13 at February 16, 2026 06:11 PM (mP0Kj) 222
Commenting has really slowed down since I posted that reddit link.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 16, 2026 06:08 PM (ExV1e) Funny how that works. I am at work on the work wifi. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 16, 2026 06:11 PM (zZu0s) 223
Sounds sort of vampire wanna be formless, imploding and exploding.
Seems more gormless to me, but I'm not an expert. I don't want to think about him nekkid in any form or formless, thanks! Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 16, 2026 06:12 PM (WONhk) 224
214 Commenting has really slowed down since I posted that reddit link.
_____ Every single pic is censored until you push the button that says "NSFW". Surprisingly, every single one so far is truly NSFW. But I should keep checking to be sure. It will take some time. Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 16, 2026 06:12 PM (Dv3i1) 225
She's totally captured by the machine now. Posted by: Oldcat ============== She's beyond the machine. Mao's Red Guard. Khmer Rouge's Children of the Revolution. I think the machine fears her. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 06:12 PM (n7rxJ) 226
I was in a heavy metal band I college. I wrote and we recorded several songs.
Fire In The Night I’m a Wolf Shadow Girl Yes, there were as cheesy as they sound. I was maybe 19, it was a metal band, and fuck it. The EP cover had the band on a floating piece of astral debris near a black hole while a silver-surfer-y in the form of a comically voluptuous women flew out of it. Cheezy. But awesome! Posted by: Elric the Blade at February 16, 2026 06:13 PM (qohbc) 227
Does Reddit do hardcore porn?? Serious question.
Posted by: tubal at February 16, 2026 06:13 PM (pDt9x) 228
I crap bigger than Swalwell.
Posted by: Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings at February 16, 2026 06:13 PM (28lDz) 229
My favorite young songwriter bit is from "Say Anything" where one of the girls at a party has written like 57 songs about her ex boyfriend, and every time someone mentions Taylor Swift, I think of that scene.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 16, 2026 06:14 PM (PYyV9) 230
229 My favorite young songwriter bit is from "Say Anything" where one of the girls at a party has written like 57 songs about her ex boyfriend, and every time someone mentions Taylor Swift, I think of that scene.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 16, 2026 06:14 PM (PYyV9) Heh. Made me think of “ The Linda Song” from The Wedding Singer. Posted by: tubal at February 16, 2026 06:15 PM (pDt9x) 231
He...likes girls...with names...like Ash-lay.
Posted by: Delurker at February 16, 2026 06:15 PM (gtcuf) 232
What was Swawell's tranny's name?
Posted by: Opinion fact at February 16, 2026 06:16 PM (cwGMH) 233
Like O had his squad with Ava, Kerry and Jurnee, Teddy Kennedy one Sandy Cortez for his. (She interned for Sen. K. while she was at Boston U.)
Before 2018, she worked as an Educational Director with the National Hispanic Institute, and taught Latina/o youth across the U.S. in community leadership and college readiness. She also organized in the Bronx and volunteered for Bernie Sanders' 2016 campaign. Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 16, 2026 06:16 PM (NFX2v) 234
Missing a lot today
So not sure reported at a boys hockey game mass shooting in RI. Young girl dead, many injured, Posted by: Skip at February 16, 2026 06:17 PM (Ia/+0) 235
Boobs are like bags of sand.
I'm enraptured. Posted by: Eric Swalwell, 19 at February 16, 2026 06:19 PM (wVcYX) 236
Missing a lot today
So not sure reported at a boys hockey game mass shooting in RI. Young girl dead, many injured, Posted by: Skip at February 16, 2026 06:17 PM (Ia/+0) ~~~~~ Noted at 167. Domestic. Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 16, 2026 06:19 PM (3ImbR) 237
Gayer than Obama's dead chef.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 16, 2026 06:20 PM (abIsI) 238
I can't recall the last time I was so aroused.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at February 16, 2026 06:20 PM (wBaIH) 239
Boobs are like bags of sand.
I'm enraptured. Posted by: Eric Swalwell, 19 at February 16, 2026 06:19 PM (wVcYX) Isn't that a line from 40 year old virgin? Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 16, 2026 06:20 PM (zZu0s) 240
And what did he say? Posted by: FenelonSpoke ============ He said that moderate Dems are racist for voting Yes on an emergency border bill. Then he deleted the tweet, then doubled down: "Instead of 'fiscally conservative but socially liberal,' let's call the New Democrats and Blue Dog Caucus the 'New Southern Democrats.' They certainly seem hell bent to do to black and brown people today what the old Southern Democrats did in the 40s" In particular, he tweeted that some Native American Congresswoman enabled a racist system. She shot back, “Who is this guy and why is he explicitly singling out a Native American woman of color?” He was out pretty quickly, supposedly to concentrate on the Green New Deal in another org. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 06:20 PM (n7rxJ) 241
Before 2018, she worked as an Educational Director with the National Hispanic Institute, and taught Latina/o youth across the U.S. in community leadership and college readiness.
Sounds like another phony NGO getting couple million from the federal government. Our government is a gigantic fraud on the taxpayer. Posted by: Ted Torgerson at February 16, 2026 06:20 PM (wGerL) 242
AOC is Pol Pot crazy. Anyone with sense is worried. They might even take her out, but, I think she is untouchable.
Posted by: Accomack at February 16, 2026 06:20 PM (GbONR) 243
One wonders if her handler ever tells her, "You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar when I met you. I picked you out, I shook up and turned you around. Turned you into someone new. Now five years later on, you′ve got the world at your feet. Success has been so easy for you. But don't forget, it′s me who put you where you are now and I can put you back down too."
This sounds like a song ------ Almost. Posted by: Ronnie Milsap at February 16, 2026 06:21 PM (TN0g+) 244
Ash Stroker
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 16, 2026 06:21 PM (NFX2v) 245
New thread above.
Posted by: Dad of Six at February 16, 2026 06:21 PM (N96RI) 246
Oh no. Anderson Cooper is leaving 60 Minutes. He plans to spend more time with his husband's anus.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 16, 2026 06:21 PM (Ggsrp) 247
Gayer than congressional staffers doing butt stuff in a Senate hearing room.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 16, 2026 06:22 PM (abIsI) 248
I saw Frolicking Camels open for Flock of Seagulls at MSG in 1983.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 16, 2026 06:22 PM (6ydKt) Posted by: banana Dream at February 16, 2026 06:23 PM (+gHpb) 250
Posted by: Elric the Blade at February 16, 2026 06:13 PM (qohbc)
Mine that I was proudest of was called "Fallen by the Sword" and I cribbed the lyrics pretty much straight out of Ezekial 32. The metalest of Bible verses. I thought I was so clever. Posted by: Delurker at February 16, 2026 06:23 PM (gtcuf) 251
AOC is Pol Pot crazy. Anyone with sense is worried.
------ One of the easiest to convey stories regarding the dangers and ultimate *death* associated with communism is Pol Pot and Cambodia. Yet the academia intentionally whiffed. A country of a mere 8 million people murdered and starved 25% of its population in about 4 years. Yet the phrase "AOC is Pol Pot crazy" would leave the average New Yorker befuddled--they wouldn't get the reference. Posted by: Crusader at February 16, 2026 06:24 PM (TN0g+) 252
241. Posted by: Ted Torgerson
Designated as a 501(c)(3); around since the 1970s. Tax-exempt since Oct. 1979. An international non-profit organization. The NHI focuses on developing leadership skills in Latino youth across the United States, Mexico, Panama, and the Dominican Republic. Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 16, 2026 06:27 PM (NFX2v) 253
Bernie Sanders wrote similar garbage, too. https://tinyurl.com/57255xn4
Posted by: David at February 16, 2026 06:27 PM (+hFhi) 254
CRINGE
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 16, 2026 06:30 PM (f/buw) 255
The first good (and honest) reddit page in forever. Will wonders never cease? A few decent ones besides the ai, too! Posted by: imp at February 16, 2026 06:45 PM (g6TN6) 256
102 I read that Robert Duvall passed away. My first thought was “Charlie don’t surf!”
Posted by: Fenderbender Tattooed on my right calf. Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at February 16, 2026 07:08 PM (bgJ0E) 257
Did Fartwell read his collitch poem to Ms. Fang Fang Bang Bang to get her into bed? Asking for a dumb friend.
Posted by: comanche voter at February 16, 2026 07:09 PM (cB7nX) The Media Whined That the Washington Post Cancelled Its World-Beating Sports Section.
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