Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (9/26/23)

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

“Liberalism is the greatest threat to [Christianity] – current –because it’s one of the tools that the devil is using.” Deacon Calvin Robinson


Quote II

“All we know is that their property was in a box and safe before the FBI broke into the box. Once the FBI broke into the box, we honestly don’t know exactly what happened.” Joe Gay, an attorney with the nonprofit law firm Institute for Justice

Quote III

"This is the time where young people are making some of the hardest and most difficult decisions of their lives, and they really need support," Richard Weissbourd, a child and family psychologist


Quote IV

"Jack-in-the-Box needs to do background checks on employees so as not to expose their customers to someone who would attempt to kill them," Attorney Randall Kallinen


Your brethren pond scum bottom feeding weasels fellow attorneys have pushed that employers can't look at criminal backgrounds.

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Maybe Volodymyr Zelenskyy, President of Ukrain, should go to Germany and whine instead of the USA.

Kiev earlier reportedly refused to accept ten outmoded Leopard 1 tanks over their poor condition
German FM admits weapons sent to Ukraine were faulty

Some of the weapons Berlin has given Kiev to aid in its fight against Russia were either in bad condition or outdated, German Foreign Minister Annalena Baerbock has admitted.

In an interview with CNN released on Monday, Baerbock admitted to major technical issues with arms being delivered to Ukraine, and conceded that the effort to furnish Kiev with weapons has been hamstrung by delays.

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Gen Z can’t work alongside people with different views because they ‘haven’t got the skills to disagree’ Are you:
A. [ ] Surprised?
B. [ ] Not Surprised?
C. [ ] Don't Care?
D. [ ] All of the above?

Gen Z workers are already getting flak from businesses for lacking the basic skills needed to navigate the working world—and now, the boss of a major British TV channel has added to the mounting criticism.

Channel 4’s CEO, Alex Mahon, complained that the youngest generation to enter the workforce doesn’t have the skills to debate, disagree, or work alongside people with different opinions.

‌“What we are seeing with young people who come into the workplace, Gen Z, particularly post-pandemic and with this concentration of short-form content, is that they haven’t got the skills to debate things,” Mahon said at the Royal Television Society conference in Cambridge according to multiple outlets, including the Telegraph.

‌“They haven’t got the skills to discuss things, they haven’t got the skills to disagree.”

Only 13 years ago when I was 16 I couldn't wait for a couple of things. I wanted a driver's license, be free of high school and to live on my own. Moar Buttercup news.

Moving back in with your parents is so common now that it’s nearly lost its stigma

In the months after the pandemic hit in 2020, nearly 50% of young adults—those aged 18 to 29—lived at home with their parents in the greatest numbers on record since the Great Depression. Some have since moved on, but one-third are still hanging on. Today, about 23 million young adults are shacking up with family—nearly 45% of the age group, per the U.S. Census.

Despite the fact that in many cultures, children are expected to live with their parents and save money well into adulthood, doing so in America can carry an outsize stigma. Just ask personal finance guru Dave Ramsey, who said earlier this year that the situation is due to poor money management.

But many of those adults who moved back home did so intentionally to shore up their debts and finally buy property or hit other financial goals, according to a Bloomberg News and Harris Poll survey of over 4,100 adults, conducted in August. Ramsey may be wrong; roughly 70% of the young adults who live with their parents that the Harris Poll surveyed said they would not be in a strong financial position if they hadn’t opted to live with their parents. The number one reason for moving home was to save money, the poll found, followed by taking care of older family members or dealing with immediate financial constraints.

“It’s really allowed me to put my money towards quality of life goals,” one worker living with her parents in Texas told Fortune’s Alicia Adamczyk, who first reported on the trend in May. “My costs are so low. I’m so lucky to have them.”

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Rookie Government Worker: We can't do this. It has to be some kind of constitutional violation.
Old Hack Government Worker: Simmer down Rookie. We can spy on Protestants. But the Muslim terrorists? Nah we can't do that. Christians are fair game, it is always open season on them.

As worshippers gathered at the Calvary Chapel in 2020, they were being watched from above. 

Satellites were locking in on cell phones owned by members of the nondenominational Protestant church in San Jose, Calif. Their location eventually worked its way to a private company, which then sold the information to the government of Santa Clara County. This data, along with observations from enforcement officers on the ground, was used to levy heavy fines against the church for violating COVID-19 restrictions regarding public gatherings.

“Every Sunday,” Calvary’s assistant pastor, Carson Atherly, would later testify, the officers “would serve me a notice of violation during or after church service.”

Calvary is suing the county for its use of location data, a controversial tool increasingly deployed by governments at all levels – notably in relation to the U.S. Capitol riot on Jan. 6, 2021. While enabling law enforcement to more easily identify potential offenders, the practice, called “geofencing,” has also emerged as a cutting-edge privacy issue, raising constitutional issues involving warrantless searches and, with Calvary Chapel, religious liberty.


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10 Reasons Not To Own An EV

From California to New York to Washington, Democrats are using the coercive force of government to herd Americans into electric vehicles. Here are 10 reasons why we should resist both this egregious abuse of power as well as the social pressure that demands we all go electric:

The mandates are an egregious abuse of power. Where do government officials, both elected and unelected, derive the authority to tell Americans what vehicles they cannot own and what vehicles they must own? There is none. Yes, there are laws intended to keep dangerous cars and trucks off the streets for safety reasons. But no automobile is a threat just because it burns gasoline or diesel. Dare we say that those who buy an EV are complicit in securing for the state a power it was never intended to have?

The mandates are an egregious abuse of power Part ll. The federal government oversteps its constitutional limits when it tells manufacturers that two-thirds of the vehicles they build must be electrified.

Oh there are more than 10. Many more.


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Our society is lazy and off-putting.

University’s town hall for LGBTQ-themed crosswalk draws total of two people

A fading “rainbow crosswalk” at the University of Victoria needs some fresh paint, but school officials didn’t want to take any action until it consulted with members of the LGBTQ community.


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We've all had some surprises with a new job. Hopefully none this bad.

There was 100% an offer.’ A Woman Moved From Florida To Virginia For A Job And Then Found Out She Hadn’t Been Hired


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The ONT Is Always Looking Out For YouTM

What Happens to Your Body When You Take Naps Every Single Day?

As often as we talk about the benefits of sleep, more than a third of Americans are not getting the proper amount of shut-eye. Instead, we push aside our rest to complete more work, hang out with friends, or—let’s be real—binge another episode of Succession. But even though most of us are still yawning into our coffee cups, taking a nap might be the cure to combat those midday crashes because of its health benefits.

If the thought of adding one more thing to your already busy schedule is making you stress out, you can consider naps as a natural way to recharge for the day. “Taking a nap can enhance your sleep cycle, regulate your sympathetic nervous system, help you think and let go of things that are causing you stress, and be used as a circadian marker to help your body understand where you are in the 24-hour cycle. Like meditation, it can be [used] as a quiet time in the middle of a chaotic day,” says sleep specialist W. Chris Winter, M.D., author of The Sleep Solution.


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While state governments and the FT are after Amazon.

Amazon sued by FTC and 17 states over allegations it inflates online prices and overcharges sellers

These bureaucracies do not do anything to help the brick and mortar stores.

Target is closing three stores each in San Francisco and in Portland, Ore., two stores in Seattle, and one New York City store in Harlem, according to a statement on the company’s website.

The company said it “cannot continue operating these stores because theft and organized retail crime are threatening the safety of our team and guests, and contributing to unsustainable business performance.” Target can only be successful “if the working and shopping environment is safe for all,” the company said.

Target said that before making the “difficult decision” to shutter the nine stores, it invested heavily in “strategies to prevent and stop theft.” The company said it added security staffers, hired third-party guard services, upped its investments in cyber defense, and partnered with a U.S. Department of Homeland Security division focused on combatting retail theft. It has also invested in locking cases for products that are prone to theft, the company said.


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The ONT Musical Interlude & Cheese Cake (Topping Optional) Emporium



On this day: 26 Sep 2021
English musician Alan Lancaster died age 72 due to complications from multiple sclerosis. He is best known as a founding member and bassist of Status Quo, playing with the band from 1967 to 1985. via thisdayinmusic.com


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Born on this day: 26 Sep 1948
British-born Australian singer, actress and activist Olivia Newton-John. She scored the 1978 UK & US No.1 single with John Travolta, 'You're The One That I Want', and the 1981 US No.1 & UK solo No.7 single 'Physical'. She was a four-time Grammy Award winner whose music career included five No.1 hits. Newton-John, who battled breast cancer three times, was an advocate for breast cancer research. She died on 8 August 2022 from cancer at her home in the Santa Ynez Valley of California, at the age of 73. via thisdayinmusic.com


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Defund the police? I don't think so or you wouldn't have Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Officer Rips Off Vest, Sprints Into Water To Save TWO Swimmers In Rip Current

A Florida police officer is receiving accolades for his swift response in rescuing two distressed swimmers caught in a rip current on a Tuesday afternoon.


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Sometimes you are better off cutting your losses and move forward. Unless you are Genius Award Winner.

Drug Dealer Calls Cops To Report A Theft
Man, 33, was busted after saying that drug customer robbed him

SEPTEMBER 25--When working in the field of illegal drug sales, it is never a good idea to contact police to complain that a customer robbed you.

Cops say that Eric Thomas, 33, “called police in reference to a theft” Friday in Largo, a city in the Tampa Bay, Florida area.

Upon being contacted by officers, Thomas “stated he was selling marijuana, and someone stole $10 from him while attempting to sell it.” While reporting the theft, Thomas had 11 baggies of pot in his hands, according to an arrest affidavit.

In the Free State of Florida, it remains illegal to possess marijuana with the intent to sell it.

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Weekly commenter stats for week of 9-24-2023


Top 10 commenters:
1 [653 comments] 'Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden' [91.66 posts/day]
2 [462 comments] 'TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston'
3 [439 comments] 'BurtTC'
4 [391 comments] 'andycanuck (krqg6)'
5 [389 comments] 'Bulgaroctonus'
6 [358 comments] 'Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)'
7 [354 comments] 'Aetius451AD Work Laptop'
8 [327 comments] 'Skip '
9 [314 comments] 'BruceWayne'
10 [291 comments] 'jim (in Kalifornia)'

Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [128 names] 'Miklos Simon-Legree' [17.97 unique names/day]
2 [107 names] 'Lies, heresy, and blasphemy!'
3 [71 names] 'Ciampino -- accurate is better than precise'
4 [57 names] 'Norseman'
5 [53 names] 'Miklos is still working on three (3) songs'
6 [50 names] 'Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison'
7 [48 names] '18-1'
8 [46 names] 'Quarter Twenty '
9 [37 names] 'Duncanthrax'
10 [30 names] 'fd'


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1 the chair is against the wall

Posted by: DB - former participant at September 26, 2023 09:59 PM (geLO8)

2 incredible (in French)

Posted by: Ciampino - Kittens are always fun!.. at September 26, 2023 09:59 PM (qfLjt)

3 Hey! Look! It's Deja vu all over again!

Posted by: TecumsehTea at September 26, 2023 09:59 PM (JrYM1)

4 Not deep enough, that water.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 26, 2023 10:00 PM (Angsy)

5 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 26, 2023 10:00 PM (SAX5G)

6 It was in another lifetime, one of toil and blood
When blackness was a virtue the road was full of mud
I came in from the wilderness, a creature void of form
"Come in," Mishum said
"I'll give you shelter from the storm

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ne Obliviscaris at September 26, 2023 10:00 PM (lWuFn)

7 Just bought driver and passenger window regulators for the Colorado.

I'm going to have a busy winter for sure.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 10:00 PM (XV/Pl)

8 Love how Roy Clarks's tongue sticks out when he's on a roll.!

Good evening MisHum!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 26, 2023 10:00 PM (CnqNO)

9 Yay, National Situational Awareness Day ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 26, 2023 10:00 PM (Bd6X8)

10 I don't want to know how you "turn on" a post-op trans switch.

Posted by: mikeski at September 26, 2023 10:01 PM (DgGvY)

11 The Babylon Bee:
"Trudeau Attempts To Distract From Nazi Controversy By Growing Cool New Mustache"

https://is.gd/sIHPaX

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 26, 2023 10:01 PM (qPw5n)

12 3 Hey! Look! It's Deja vu all over again!
Posted by: TecumsehTea at September 26, 2023 09:59 PM (JrYM1)

You are observant

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at September 26, 2023 10:01 PM (aA3+G)

13 Actually I just walked in from feeding and putting the critters away. Not quite the wilderness.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ne Obliviscaris at September 26, 2023 10:02 PM (lWuFn)

14 Content!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 26, 2023 10:02 PM (hOUT3)

15 6 It was in another lifetime, one of toil and blood
When blackness was a virtue the road was full of mud
I came in from the wilderness, a creature void of form
"Come in," Mishum said
"I'll give you shelter from the storm
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ne Obliviscaris at September 26, 2023 10:00 PM (lWuFn)


***SNORT*** Well done!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at September 26, 2023 10:03 PM (aA3+G)

16 Yo horde

Posted by: Zeera the ungoverened at September 26, 2023 10:04 PM (ocrtY)

17 and I am happy to watch that Roy Clark video again, too. Thanks for the ONT, MisHum.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at September 26, 2023 10:04 PM (JrYM1)

18 Zelenskyy can F right off

Posted by: a dude in MI at September 26, 2023 10:04 PM (+I6Y/)

19 Channel 4’s CEO, Alex Mahon, complained that the youngest generation to enter the workforce doesn’t have the skills to debate, disagree, or work alongside people with different opinions.

Maybe someone oughta slap them in the face. Or give them a good swift kick in the groin. Point and laugh, insult and demean them in public. Toughen them up.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 26, 2023 10:04 PM (Angsy)

20 Howdy Mis Hum. Will I be seeing you and The Fabulous in Texas again this year?

Posted by: Doof at September 26, 2023 10:05 PM (oYEbH)

21 >>n an interview with CNN released on Monday, Baerbock admitted to major technical issues with arms being delivered to Ukraine, and conceded that the effort to furnish Kiev with weapons has been hamstrung by delays.

It's clear one of the aspects of the Ukraine War is a sort of ersatz MIC Cash for Klunkers Operation.

I'm sort of impressed by the audacity of it all.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 10:05 PM (XV/Pl)

22 Only 13 years ago when I was 16 I couldn't wait for a couple of things. I wanted a driver's license, be free of high school and to live on my own.

Three, the Count is Three.

Posted by: Ciampino - The Search for the HG at September 26, 2023 10:06 PM (qfLjt)

23 1 Reason Not To Own An EV:

It's an EV. 'Nuff Said.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 26, 2023 10:06 PM (BpYfr)

24 20 Howdy Mis Hum. Will I be seeing you and The Fabulous in Texas again this year?
Posted by: Doof at September 26, 2023 10:05 PM (oYEbH)

Unfortunately God wasn't willing as the creeks done rose.

Sorry to say not this year. God willing and the creeks don't rise 2024 will be there.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at September 26, 2023 10:06 PM (aA3+G)

25 Magic Sword, Walk into the Horizon

https://youtu.be/e5_sffzTx9k?si=AP6CUbaPbMUg2YHt

Good synthwave is what I play all morning.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 26, 2023 10:06 PM (ybIRR)

26 @19

>>Channel 4’s CEO, Alex Mahon, complained that the youngest generation to enter the workforce doesn’t have the skills to debate, disagree, or work alongside people with different opinions.


I'm facing that right now with a GenZ fiber technician.

And don't you ever tell them what their scope of work is, they f**king shut down like 14 year old little girls who just missed the widow to get Taylor Swift tickets.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 10:07 PM (XV/Pl)

27 My cat Allie just made a huge milestone--she finally stepped out of my library to explore a bit. I'm so proud.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 26, 2023 10:08 PM (BpYfr)

28 Yay, National Situational Awareness Day ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 26, 2023 10:00 PM (Bd6X

Completely forgot about that!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 26, 2023 10:08 PM (Angsy)

29 Channel 4’s CEO, Alex Mahon, complained that the youngest generation to enter the workforce doesn’t have the skills to debate, disagree, or work alongside people with different opinions.

Bulls**t. They've been turned into narrow minded assholes by the liberal Education Media. They think anyone who disagrees with wokeness is evil and should be stamped out. The solution is for them to be bullied so that they learn their place in the world. There. I said it.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 26, 2023 10:09 PM (0Htd1)

30 But many of those adults who moved back home did so intentionally to shore up their debts and finally buy property or hit other financial goals, according to a Bloomberg News and Harris Poll survey of over 4,100 adults, conducted in August. Ramsey may be wrong; roughly 70% of the young adults who live with their parents that the Harris Poll surveyed said they would not be in a strong financial position if they hadn’t opted to live with their parents. The number one reason for moving home was to save money, the poll found

I don't begrudge kids who do that for a year or two, and are really saving the money. But more than that is just a failure to launch. It's too easy to keep buying $8 coffee and eating out every day.

And if you can't understand why your world is so dead
Why you've got to keep in style and feed your head
Well, you're 21 and still your mother makes your bed
And that's too long

Posted by: Archimedes at September 26, 2023 10:09 PM (I/Qkd)

31 "employers can't look at criminal backgrounds."

To be fair, they might be turning their lives around, so...

Personally, I maintain that about 99% of the problems we have in life are due in some way or another to the presence of lawyers within the government acting as advisors to politicians too stupid and lazy to look at actual consequences of legislation!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 26, 2023 10:09 PM (hOUT3)

32 ' A Woman Moved From Florida To Virginia For A Job And Then Found Out She Hadn’t Been Hired'

I moved all the way from IN to WI to start a job and had the person that hired me not show up the first day. No one there knew who the hell I was or what I was doing there. Those were some anxious hours.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 26, 2023 10:09 PM (roH4R)

33 The company said it “cannot continue operating these stores because theft and organized retail crime are threatening the safety of our team and guests, and contributing to unsustainable business performance.” Target can only be successful “if the working and shopping environment is safe for all,” the company said.

Target said that before making the “difficult decision” to shutter the nine stores, it invested heavily in “strategies to prevent and stop theft.”


Oh, just STFU. Are you really such a bunch of woke p***ies that you can't bring yourselves to say "get these animals under control or we're leaving"?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 26, 2023 10:10 PM (I/Qkd)

34 Unfortunately God wasn't willing as the creeks done rose.

Sorry to say not this year. God willing and the creeks don't rise 2024 will be there.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at September 26, 2023 10:06 PM (aA3+G)


Dang. You'll both be missed.

Posted by: Doof at September 26, 2023 10:11 PM (oYEbH)

35 I'm sort of impressed by the audacity of it all.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 10:05 PM (XV/Pl)


The best part is the blatant audacity of coming back for more, again and again!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 26, 2023 10:11 PM (hOUT3)

36 What a beautiful moon, reminds me of a time long ago and a logging road between McClellanville and Georgetown and a gentle rain and a wild boar. And of course a nervous girlfriend and a pistol. Those were the days, and nights.

Posted by: Eromero at September 26, 2023 10:12 PM (NxC5+)

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Unfortunately God wasn't willing as the creeks done rose.

Sorry to say not this year. God willing and the creeks don't rise 2024 will be there.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Sad news indeed.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 26, 2023 10:12 PM (CnqNO)

38 Man who holds record for largest James Bond memorabilia collection is auctioning all items off today.
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Inflation and/or knowing the franchise is going to woke crash & burn so selling at the top of the market??

https://www.bbc.com/news/
uk-england-manchester-63118177

||He said he would continue to add to his collection but planned one day to sell it.

"I want to enjoy the collection and enjoy the ownership, but I won't die with it," he said.

"Diamonds aren't forever!"||

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 26, 2023 10:12 PM (krqg6)

39 Hello, it's Tuesday already? What happened to August?

Posted by: ALH at September 26, 2023 10:12 PM (UbVu5)

40 And don't you ever tell them what their scope of work is, they f**king shut down like 14 year old little girls who just missed the widow to get Taylor Swift tickets.

I couldn't pick a Taylor Swift song out of a lineup, but it does appear that she's putting on weight. She's 33, so I guess it's about that time.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 26, 2023 10:13 PM (I/Qkd)

41 I couldn't pick a Taylor Swift song out of a lineup, but it does appear that she's putting on weight. She's 33, so I guess it's about that time.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 26, 2023 10:13 PM (I/Qkd)

At 33 her biological clock is ticking really fast. Like a bomb about to go off.

Posted by: ALH at September 26, 2023 10:14 PM (UbVu5)

42 Zelenskyy can F right off
Posted by: a dude in MI

Sooner or later, he's gonna F right off to that $5+ million dollar mansion mom bought in Egypt. Our tax dollars at work. Hope it's sooner and I hope he has some jihadist neighbors.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ne Obliviscaris at September 26, 2023 10:14 PM (lWuFn)

43 My cat Allie just made a huge milestone--she finally stepped out of my library to explore a bit. I'm so proud.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


Well, I read all of these.

Posted by: Allie at September 26, 2023 10:15 PM (DgGvY)

44 35 Very nice display of musical talent tonight. Hard to measure up to last night's feast for the senses.
Posted by: Japan's Got Talent at September 26, 2023 10:11 PM (83IzV)

Alas, still no ABBA.

Posted by: ALH at September 26, 2023 10:15 PM (UbVu5)

45 Moving back in with your parents is so common now that it’s nearly lost its stigma


The average rent in the United States for an apartment is $1702 per month.

At least according to the first source I googled.

Add in utilities, mandated car insurance, mandates health insurance, and gasoline to travel to work, and I wouldn't be surprised if the bare minimum on bills every month to live on your own is probably around $2400-2500 per month.

That would require a salary of around $20/hour to have enough take home just to pay for the requirements. Amenities like food cost extra.

I don't stigmatize living at home at all, if it helps parents pay bills and allows the younger generation to save for a home, it's actually the smart play.

Decades of giving minorities free housing and food and flooding the country with illegals that increase competition for housing and put downward pressure on salaries has wrecked the American standard of living.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 26, 2023 10:15 PM (BUNKv)

46 And of course a nervous girlfriend and a pistol. Those were the days, and nights.
Posted by: Eromero

She held you off with a pistol?
Wow!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 26, 2023 10:15 PM (CnqNO)

47 I work in the engineering world, and it's hard to not notice that there aren't enough young people coming into the companies I've worked for to replace the bumper crop of oldsters that are now hitting retirement age. Yuuuuge ticking time bomb in the Western economy, though unfortunately not the only one.

Posted by: CppThis at September 26, 2023 10:15 PM (PZvjL)

48 Taylor Swift is one helluva marketing creation. There hasn't been such an influential pop culture individual since maybe Michael Jackson or Michael Jordan.

Posted by: davidt at September 26, 2023 10:16 PM (SYTee)

49 50

Posted by: ALH at September 26, 2023 10:17 PM (UbVu5)

50 >>Gen Z workers are already getting flak from businesses for lacking the basic skills needed to navigate the working world—and now, the boss of a major British TV channel has added to the mounting criticism

This is going to really upset Scogg.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2023 10:17 PM (ZLI7S)

51 45 35 Very nice display of musical talent tonight. Hard to measure up to last night's feast for the senses.
Posted by: Japan's Got Talent at September 26, 2023 10:11 PM (83IzV)

Alas, still no ABBA.
Posted by: ALH at September 26, 2023 10:15 PM (UbVu5)


Hello. Looked who showed up for the party.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at September 26, 2023 10:17 PM (aA3+G)

52 @41

>>I couldn't pick a Taylor Swift song out of a lineup, but it does appear that she's putting on weight. She's 33, so I guess it's about that time.

And she's tall for a girl, 5'10" according to the interwebz, so she's packed on probably 20-25 pounds.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 10:17 PM (XV/Pl)

53 Thanks for the girthy ONT, Mis Hum!

Great photo up top and fantastic Roy Clark behind it. He was so good and made it look effortless.

I am continually thankful that I don't have to work with Gen Z in an office setting. I fear there would be bodies stacked like cordwood...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 26, 2023 10:18 PM (Zb5iS)

54 Oh yeah, I totally get the live-with-parents thing. Even an engineer salary gets eaten up by rent and/or mortgage*, ask me how I know. Maybe the remote work thing will save the system from its own dysfunction. Maybe.

* since a starter home within an hour's drive of white collar jobs is like $400k now

Posted by: CppThis at September 26, 2023 10:18 PM (PZvjL)

55 Very nice display of musical talent tonight. Hard to measure up to last night's feast for the senses.
Posted by: Japan's Got Talent

Not to challenge the MisHum please...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 26, 2023 10:18 PM (CnqNO)

56 Hello. Looked who showed up for the party.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at September 26, 2023 10:17 PM (aA3+G)

What can I say, I missed you guys.

Posted by: ALH at September 26, 2023 10:18 PM (UbVu5)

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I work in the engineering world, and it's hard to not notice that there aren't enough young people coming into the companies I've worked for to replace the bumper crop of oldsters that are now hitting retirement age.

____________

Many will be surprised to find out suddenly that they're retiring even if they don't want to.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 26, 2023 10:19 PM (ugsCB)

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University’s town hall for LGBTQ-themed crosswalk draws total of two people

A fading “rainbow crosswalk” at the University of Victoria needs some fresh paint, but school officials didn’t want to take any action until it consulted with members of the LGBTQ community.


Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Love is Love, mofos!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 26, 2023 10:19 PM (xG4kz)

59 56 Very nice display of musical talent tonight. Hard to measure up to last night's feast for the senses.
Posted by: Japan's Got Talent

Not to challenge the MisHum please...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 26, 2023 10:18 PM (CnqNO)

***SNORT***

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at September 26, 2023 10:19 PM (aA3+G)

60 1 Reason Not To Own An EV:

Because you wanna stick it to the man.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 26, 2023 10:20 PM (0Htd1)

61 From that job that wasn't .....
This ones a long one so bare with me

bear, the word is bear!

(she might be nice bare though).

Posted by: Ciampino - there, their, they're, dare at September 26, 2023 10:20 PM (qfLjt)

62 I live in a bubble. I have no idea who this Swift Taylor is. Does he have a sonic sewing machine?

Posted by: ALH at September 26, 2023 10:20 PM (UbVu5)

63 Gen Z workers are already getting flak from businesses for lacking the basic skills needed to navigate the working world

‌“They haven’t got the skills to discuss things, they haven’t got the skills to disagree.”


Yes *clap* We *clap* Do!! *clap*

REEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Posted by: his Gen Z employees at September 26, 2023 10:21 PM (DgGvY)

64 Personally, I maintain that about 99% of the problems we have in life are due in some way or another to the presence of lawyers within the government acting as advisors to politicians too stupid and lazy to look at actual consequences of legislation!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

The high priests of the Temple of Juris Prudence. I'm not sure about the 99% . Maby 80%. Accountants are responsible for at least 20 % of today's absurdity.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ne Obliviscaris at September 26, 2023 10:21 PM (lWuFn)

65 Did the two attendees pay for the paint and repaint the crosswalk?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 26, 2023 10:21 PM (mNmNo)

66 In my dreams, the entire country will wake up soon and deeply regret their woke idiocy. It'll be like a drunken office Christmas party where everyone's embarrassed, but still has to work together, so by silent assent, it is never spoken of again.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 26, 2023 10:21 PM (I/Qkd)

67 Never trust a used-tank salesman. Or a guy giving them away.

Posted by: GL at September 26, 2023 10:22 PM (5fDan)

68 62
missed the missing apostrophe one's

Posted by: Ciampino - there, their, they're, dare ... at September 26, 2023 10:22 PM (qfLjt)

69 O wad some Pow'r the giftie gie us

Would that your bosses from your first couple of jobs
had published their notes on your attitude and work habits
so that all of us could dissect your character based on your birthday.

Well, you've made it, and now you get to tell others to get the hell off your lawn. Don't have an office, do you? Thought not. The world always knew you would not amount to much.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 26, 2023 10:23 PM (4PZHB)

70 1 Reason Not To Own An EV:

It's an EV. 'Nuff Said.


My main issue with remote combustion vehicles is the combustion doesn't always stay remote, and it's not always predictable when that localization will occur.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 26, 2023 10:23 PM (Bd6X8)

71 Oh, just STFU. Are you really such a bunch of woke p***ies that you can't bring yourselves to say "get these animals under control or we're leaving"?

"You arrest them and keep them locked up for a decade or we'll start hiring security that will shoot them dead"

Posted by: JEM at September 26, 2023 10:23 PM (8erNz)

72 A fading “rainbow crosswalk” at the University of Victoria needs some fresh paint,
----
Did the two attendees pay for the paint and repaint the crosswalk?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
---

No, they bill the entire student body to support those 2 losers.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 26, 2023 10:23 PM (CnqNO)

73 1 Reason Not To Own An EV:

you don't want to set your garage on fire.

Posted by: ALH at September 26, 2023 10:23 PM (UbVu5)

74 Evening Horde, thx MisHum, thx MisHum. In Groundhog Day the song was "I've Got You Babe" by sonny and Cher. In the Supernatural take it was "Heat if the Moment" by Asia. Here it's Roy Clark. I like Roy Clark

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 26, 2023 10:23 PM (cot+J)

75 Coyotes are tuning up outside.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 26, 2023 10:24 PM (CnqNO)

76 Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Love is Love, mofos!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 26, 2023 10:19 PM (xG4kz)

Some of the few non-woke students should just go out in the dead of night, and repaint the crosswalk in the standard white stripes. "Borrow" a Buildings and Grounds truck to do the deed, and the campus cops would see them, and figure it was B&G doing the work.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2023 10:25 PM (JZylx)

77
I might be nearing the end of nearly one year where lurking in the background for me were numerous headaches all related to taxes -- our own, my mom's estate, the nonprofit educational group for which I serve as treasurer.

I dunno what it is, but those who can bring down the minutiae and wrath of a taxing authority have to be some of the most over impressed with themselves people on the planet. You're not producers, lackwits, you are a burden cost.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 26, 2023 10:25 PM (xG4kz)

78 The high priests of the Temple of Juris Prudence. I'm not sure about the 99% . Maby 80%. Accountants are responsible for at least 20 % of today's absurdity.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ne Obliviscaris


I understand your perspective, but the legal system intrudes across the entire spectrum of everything, while most accountants only ruin one industry at a time.

90/10 seems fair though!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 26, 2023 10:25 PM (hOUT3)

79 Least likable people on the planet are lonely, yo!

Posted by: GEN Z LOL at September 26, 2023 10:25 PM (KFhLj)

80 The average rent in the United States for an apartment is $1702 per month.

I don't stigmatize living at home at all, if it helps parents pay bills and allows the younger generation to save for a home, it's actually the smart play.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger


Previous generations had roommates to divide the costs. My siblings and I all did.

I guess Gen Z can't even stand each other?

Posted by: mikeski at September 26, 2023 10:25 PM (DgGvY)

81 77 Coyotes are tuning up outside.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 26, 2023 10:24 PM (CnqNO)


Tuning fork .243

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at September 26, 2023 10:26 PM (aA3+G)

82
Personally, I maintain that about 99% of the problems we have in life are due in some way or another to the presence of lawyers within the government acting as advisors to politicians too stupid and lazy to look at actual consequences of legislation!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 26, 2023 10:09 PM (hOUT3)



During the Y2K buildup, embassies were stocking MREs and water in the event of a Charlie foxtrot. Mr Moki sent the list of personnel and dependents to main office, to tell them how many cases of each to send, and got a response from Legal that they were only obligated to provide food and water for official personnel at post, the dependents would not be given anything. Hilarity ensued.

Posted by: Moki at September 26, 2023 10:26 PM (JrN/x)

83 33 Oh, just STFU. Are you really such a bunch of woke p***ies that you can't bring yourselves to say "get these animals under control or we're leaving"?
Posted by: Archimedes at September 26, 2023 10:10 PM (I/Qkd)


Targay is a Minnesota company. Why yes, they're the platonic ideal of woke pussies.

Posted by: CppThis at September 26, 2023 10:26 PM (PZvjL)

84 42 I couldn't pick a Taylor Swift song out of a lineup, but it does appear that she's putting on weight. She's 33, so I guess it's about that time.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 26, 2023 10:13 PM (I/Qkd)

At 33 her biological clock is ticking really fast. Like a bomb about to go off.

Posted by: ALH at September 26, 2023 10:14 PM (UbVu5)


Go for it, Taylor. Look at how having kids made Britney Spears get her life straightened out.

Posted by: GL at September 26, 2023 10:26 PM (5fDan)

85 I guess Gen Z can't even stand each other?
Posted by: mikeski at September 26, 2023 10:25 PM (DgGvY)

I don't think they bathe very often.

Posted by: ALH at September 26, 2023 10:27 PM (UbVu5)

86 "Diamonds Are Forever" is not a saying in Germany. The film came out with the title "Diamanten Fieber" (Diamond Fever) in Deutschland.
Posted by: Heino Fan Club #52, Hamburg at September 26, 2023 10:23 PM (83IzV)

It's not really a "saying" here, either. It was a marketing campaign by DeBeers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2023 10:27 PM (JZylx)

87 @72

>>1 Reason Not To Own An EV:

You can pick from any of the following..

Expensive, inefficient, impractical, disposable, not resealable.

Bottom line, EV's are a wrecking operation at every level of analysis.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 10:27 PM (XV/Pl)

88
My main issue with remote combustion vehicles is the combustion doesn't always stay remote, and it's not always predictable when that localization will occur.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310


Your new EV -- it brings the FIRE!!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 26, 2023 10:28 PM (xG4kz)

89 AZ deporable @ 47- Held me off? No. I expected her to shoot the hog. The hog was between me and the car and I was nekkid trying to pee. I had zero confidence she could hit the hog and not me. Finally the hog walked off. Like tears in the rain. Then I peed.

Posted by: Eromero at September 26, 2023 10:28 PM (NxC5+)

90 {25} ... Good synthwave is what I play all morning.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 26, 2023 10:06 PM (ybIRR)


I'll share one of my favourites:
https://youtu.be/qU-KfGP89z4

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 26, 2023 10:28 PM (qPw5n)

91
And don't you ever tell them what their scope of work is, they f**king shut down like 14 year old little girls who just missed the widow to get Taylor Swift tickets.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

I am thoroughly dreading tomorrow. I've got thrown at yet another self made clusterfuck of a programmatic problem root caused by one of the little shits.

I got bad news for him. He's either going to unfuck himself and his team, or I'll send his whiny ass back to his boss to baby sit as he is unfit to lead a multi-billion dollar foreign miIitary sales team of analysts. Little shit has the very first deliverable in six weeks, and hasn't done a single measureable thing towards showing his work.


Spoke to the division engineering director and chief engineer today and let them both know what I suspected he was hiding behind 'it's classified, and you don't have a need to know'. They gave Carte Blanche to shove bamboo splinters under his fingernails and told me the executive program vp was behind me too.

Shit. Sun Tzu has cursed me, the bastard.

Posted by: BifBewalski at September 26, 2023 10:28 PM (FuUAU)

92 Previous generations had roommates to divide the costs. My siblings and I all did.

I guess Gen Z can't even stand each other?


Fight? Group homes and shared apartments were a part of growing up, and in many ways, were a hell of a lot of fun.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 26, 2023 10:28 PM (I/Qkd)

93 Fight? Group homes and shared apartments were a part of growing up, and in many ways, were a hell of a lot of fun.

Right? Not Fight.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 26, 2023 10:29 PM (I/Qkd)

94 It is to laugh...I saw the AAA Mobile charging truck today. Big Generator on the back. For da earf!!

Posted by: a dude in MI at September 26, 2023 10:29 PM (+I6Y/)

95 61 1 Reason Not To Own An EV:

Because you wanna stick it to the man.


In some ways you're sticking it to the man by owning one, no gas/sales tax on fillups.

Some places are trying to change that.

Ford and GM have announced they're converting to NACS (North American Charging Standard, SAE J3400).

Also known as the Tesla plug.

So, since the other charging networks are still pathetic if you buy a Ford or GM EV you'll be buying your electricity from Tesla.

You can buy the razor from whoever you want, but on's gonna sell you the blades.

Posted by: JEM at September 26, 2023 10:29 PM (8erNz)

96 AZ deporable @ 47- Held me off? No. I expected her to shoot the hog. The hog was between me and the car and I was nekkid trying to pee. I had zero confidence she could hit the hog and not me. Finally the hog walked off. Like tears in the rain. Then I peed.
Posted by: Eromero

Still laughing.
Glad she didn't attempt to *save* you!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 26, 2023 10:29 PM (CnqNO)

97 they were only obligated to provide food and water for official personnel at post, the dependents would not be given anything. Hilarity ensued.
Posted by: Moki at September 26, 2023 10:26 PM (JrN/x)


I rest my case!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 26, 2023 10:30 PM (hOUT3)

98 Good evening morons and gracias mh

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 26, 2023 10:30 PM (RIvkX)

99 My little Camry is paid for and probably the last car this 29-year-old will own. I purchased it for my retirement. I am in trouble if they stop selling gasoline.

Posted by: ALH at September 26, 2023 10:30 PM (UbVu5)

100 “It’s really allowed me to put my money towards quality of life goals,” one worker living with her parents in Texas told Fortune’s Alicia Adamczyk, who first reported on the trend in May. “My costs are so low. I’m so lucky to have them.”

Um....quality of life goals? WTF???

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 26, 2023 10:31 PM (8sMut)

101 That restroom meme with the missing switch: I can just see some enterprising electrician installing a switch and then turning it on. Probably burn the place down.

Posted by: Ciampino - Fire, fire, glorious fire ... at September 26, 2023 10:31 PM (qfLjt)

102 they were only obligated to provide food and water for official personnel at post, the dependents would not be given anything. Hilarity ensued.
Posted by: Moki


I thought my sense of humor was dark.....

Posted by: mikeski at September 26, 2023 10:31 PM (DgGvY)

103 Ciampino's Rescue kitties

Still accepting donations towards the unkindest cut of all

There's another more extensive photo update #180 at the link.
Take a look if interested. Make sure to click on
"See Older Updates" as well if it's your first time.
https://is.gd/WQ5JcT

ALSO LIVE STREAMING!! - Biscuits' BABIES ON WEBCAM
Now most nights as well

https://www.twitch.tv/kittenwatch

Posted by: Ciampino - Fire, fire, glorious fire .... at September 26, 2023 10:32 PM (qfLjt)

104
Tuning fork .243
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Then I'd have to venture out to gather, hide, and dispose of the carcass's.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 26, 2023 10:32 PM (CnqNO)

105 Expensive, inefficient, impractical, disposable, not resealable.

Bottom line, EV's are a wrecking operation at every level of analysis.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 10:27 PM (XV/Pl)

I think you meant "re-sellable", but an arc welder would definitely make them resealable.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 26, 2023 10:32 PM (QS/Jn)

106 I hate cats.

The great thing about dogs is that they're so open. "OH that human NOTICED me! I MUST be petted!"

Cats are horrible animals by comparison.

Before anyone asks, yes, I'll feed him, clean the BOX, and give treats. But none of it brings any joy, and I guess according to him, that's by design.

Bastards. Catstards.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 26, 2023 10:33 PM (CHHv1)

107 All those moments, lost, like pee in the rain.

Posted by: Roy Batty at September 26, 2023 10:33 PM (SYTee)

108 I am in trouble if they stop selling gasoline.
Posted by: ALH

Their goal is to make it so you/we can't travel so they have the world to themselves.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 26, 2023 10:33 PM (CnqNO)

109
“It’s really allowed me to put my money towards quality of life goals,” one worker living with her parents in Texas told Fortune’s Alicia Adamczyk, who first reported on the trend in May. “My costs are so low. I’m so lucky to have them.”

Um....quality of life goals? WTF???

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33


"quality of life goals": hair extensions, exotic nails, and copious amounts of ink and shrapnel

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 26, 2023 10:33 PM (xG4kz)

110 Every time I read about another Target closing I feel like it only a matter of time until deodorant becomes completely unavailable.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 26, 2023 10:33 PM (RIvkX)

111 "You arrest them and keep them locked up for a decade or we'll start hiring security that will shoot them dead"

Posted by: JEM


Please to shop at the nearest JEM Mart?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 26, 2023 10:34 PM (+Jx7L)

112 Catstards.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 26, 2023 10:33 PM (CHHv1)

I've heard they taste just like chicken.

Posted by: ALH at September 26, 2023 10:34 PM (UbVu5)

113 Previous generations had roommates to divide the costs. My siblings and I all did.


I understand. I did as well.

I am just going through the motions of helping my daughter get an apartment of her own and a one bedroom in our East Tennessee community is $1600.

It's hard to have a roommate in a one bedroom apartment, unless it's your spouse.

My housing costs were covered by one paycheck in my day, with a roommate. So basically if I'd lived on my own it would have taken half of my money.

Her's will require basically all of her income. The struggles are real, it isn't just "Gen Z is lazy and immature". They want the same things as us, those things are actually harder to obtain. It's not all just smoke and mirrors.


Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 26, 2023 10:34 PM (BUNKv)

114 Coyotes are tuning up outside.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 26, 2023 10:24 PM (CnqNO)


Tuning fork .243
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

I have a standing $50 bounty on those bastards, just saying. My niece's son borrowed one of my .22s and my wounded rabbit call. He hasn't collected yet.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ne Obliviscaris at September 26, 2023 10:35 PM (lWuFn)

115 Yes, I don't own any Taylor Swift tracks, so there's no way she's any good. Also, I have not seen these movies, so they can't win an Oscar. And I've never lived in your town, but I drove past once on the interstate and I'm sure it is a shithole (actual comment here, some years ago). "You guys are the best."

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 26, 2023 10:35 PM (4PZHB)

116 @82

>>Previous generations had roommates to divide the costs. My siblings and I all did.

Luckily I never had to have room mates but then again, the rent for my first apartment was 125 bucks a month.

Which adjusted for inflation is 500 bucks.

It was a studio and studio's in Washington Heights and nice studios are going for a cool 2k.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 10:36 PM (XV/Pl)

117 110 I am in trouble if they stop selling gasoline.
Posted by: ALH

Their goal is to make it so you/we can't travel so they have the world to themselves.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 26, 2023 10:33 PM (CnqNO)


To be fair, a mobile peasantry can only lead to problems for the elites!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 26, 2023 10:36 PM (hOUT3)

118 >>My little Camry is paid for and probably the last car this 29-year-old will own. I purchased it for my retirement. I am in trouble if they stop selling gasoline.

They won't I work for a startup dealing with some of the problems introduced by "renewable energy". Mostly because of the obscene amount of money being poured into the space and as of now unsolvable problems they are creating.

There's a big backlash coming. Ask Old Joe. There's a reason he was in Detroit today.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2023 10:36 PM (ZLI7S)

119
I think you meant "re-sellable", but an arc welder would definitely make them resealable.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy


"You're wearing a mask and you're in your car alone? Definite COVID case! Okay, boys, bring in the arc welders!"

Gotta give the duplicitous CCP credit, they did demonstrate one good idea for containing the spread of a contagious disease/

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 26, 2023 10:37 PM (xG4kz)

120
There's a big backlash coming. Ask Old Joe. There's a reason he was in Detroit today.
Posted by: JackStraw

For all of 12 minutes.
Now he's off to fund raise on our dime, again.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 26, 2023 10:37 PM (CnqNO)

121 My little Camry is paid for and probably the last car this 29-year-old will own. I purchased it for my retirement. I am in trouble if they stop selling gasoline.
Posted by: ALH

But getting damn near 40 mph means you won't be needing that much gasoline anyway.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 26, 2023 10:38 PM (SAX5G)

122 Teton mountains?

Posted by: Montec at September 26, 2023 10:38 PM (jNncL)

123 There's a big backlash coming. Ask Old Joe. There's a reason he was in Detroit today.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2023 10:36 PM (ZLI7S)

I thought the reason he came out of the cellar is because he is down 10 points to Trump in the latest WaPo/ABC poll.

Posted by: ALH at September 26, 2023 10:38 PM (UbVu5)

124 101 My little Camry is paid for and probably the last car this 29-year-old will own. I purchased it for my retirement. I am in trouble if they stop selling gasoline.
Posted by: ALH at September 26, 2023 10:30 PM
I have a paid for Tacoma but I don't want to drive that ragged sombitch. I want to drive that unpaid for F150 with a killer a/C.

Posted by: Eromero at September 26, 2023 10:39 PM (NxC5+)

125 >>For all of 12 minutes.
Now he's off to fund raise on our dime, again.

Yea, but the strikers didn't go with him.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2023 10:39 PM (ZLI7S)

126 California Enacts First Statewide Gun and Ammunition Tax in U.S.

https://is.gd/liW9G5

Out of state sales for ammo?

Posted by: Ciampino - don't tell them at September 26, 2023 10:39 PM (qfLjt)

127 6 It was in another lifetime, one of toil and blood
When blackness was a virtue the road was full of mud
I came in from the wilderness, a creature void of form
"Come in," Mishum said
"I'll give you shelter from the storm

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ne Obliviscaris at September 26, 2023 10:00 PM (lWuFn)


Is it Dylan month already?

Posted by: a.moron at September 26, 2023 10:39 PM (F6Xpw)

128
Ol' Joe's a workin' man, donchano?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 26, 2023 10:39 PM (xG4kz)

129 "Amazon sued by FTC and 17 states over allegations it inflates online prices and overcharges sellers"

As if I need any more confirmation that the only thing Americans know how to do is to lie. The lie here is that we have a market economy.

Bullshit. The police set the prices in this country, NOT the markets. And Americans, in spite of all their constant, ceaseless lying, want it that way.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 26, 2023 10:39 PM (8sMut)

130 Hi Tonypete! How have you been?

Posted by: ALH at September 26, 2023 10:40 PM (UbVu5)

131 Teton mountains?
Posted by: Montec

I don't think so: aren't the Teton's also called the 'Saw Tooth mountains'?
I've been to the park and understand the latter.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 26, 2023 10:40 PM (CnqNO)

132 Willowed, from the Cafe:

That Jack in the Box is one with which I'm highly familiar.

Right on JFK Blvd, which is the main road leading into IAH Bush Intercontinental Airport, which is only one traffic light away.

On the drive-through side of the JitB, there is a Very Busy Shell gas station, high-traffic convenience store with integral Church's Fried Chicken store. On the other side of the JitB, is a Hampton Inn, also with a very high occupancy rate.

Our fat pistolera though, is fortunate. At the angle she was shooting, the rounds were likely to either hit 1. Her target, 2. Traffic on JFK Blvd., 3. Cars parked across the street in The Spot long-term airport parking facility.

I do wonder of any of the park-ees there might've reported any bullet strikes? Oh, and there's a "4" on the possibilities, too. She could've shot high, and landed some rounds to nearby industrial parks on the other side of Spot Parking. Dammit, there's a "5", too. No shortage of pedestrian traffic from area hotels to that C-store.

Any way you cut it, it's Felony Deadly Conduct, and the slap on the wrist is a travesty. Welcome to Harris County, y'all!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 26, 2023 10:40 PM (e6UQI)

133 Out of state sales for ammo?
Posted by: Ciampino - don't tell them at September 26, 2023 10:39 PM (qfLjt)[/.i]

Don't worry, they've got lawyers working on that!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 26, 2023 10:40 PM (hOUT3)

134 Out of state sales for ammo?
Posted by: Ciampino

Sellers can't/won't ship to CA.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 26, 2023 10:41 PM (CnqNO)

135 Gen Z loneliness is so bad that some young adults are spending thousands trying to make friends through gym memberships and social clubs



This generation is made up of awful hideous no good people. Of course nobody wants to hang with them.

Posted by: Montec at September 26, 2023 10:41 PM (jNncL)

136 19 Channel 4’s CEO, Alex Mahon, complained that the youngest generation to enter the workforce doesn’t have the skills to debate, disagree, or work alongside people with different opinions.

Maybe someone oughta slap them in the face. Or give them a good swift kick in the groin. Point and laugh, insult and demean them in public. Toughen them up.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 26, 2023 10:04 PM (Angsy)


I contend that the problem with many young people is that they have never been punched in the face.

Posted by: a.moron at September 26, 2023 10:41 PM (F6Xpw)

137
Decades of giving minorities free housing and food and flooding the country with illegals that increase competition for housing and put downward pressure on salaries has wrecked the American standard of living.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 26, 2023 10:15 PM (BUNKv)

While true, missing from all this is the ever increasing property taxes and regulation, which is factored into rents.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 26, 2023 10:42 PM (8sMut)

138 "Jack-in-the-Box needs to do background checks on employees so as not to expose their customers to someone who would attempt to kill them,"

-----------

Sheeshh. Since when did that become a disqualifier?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 26, 2023 10:42 PM (bQKgA)

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 26, 2023 10:42 PM (hOUT3)

140 There is a fleet of three big yellow New Holland combines working the quarter south of my place, across the township road.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2023 10:43 PM (HdNLc)

141 My nephew
1. Bought an apartment
2. Rented it and moved back in with mom to "save money"
3. Got mad at mom and rented a new apartment
Let me know when this makes sense...

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 26, 2023 10:43 PM (RIvkX)

142 If an aged parent (me) has long term care insurance, said parent can use the LTC insurance to pay an adult child or other relative to provide in-home assistance with daily living tasks.

You can, of course, also use it for nursing home care or professional in-home assistance.

I haven't needed to call on my LTC insurance yet, but when I do, it has the makings of a win-win situation for me and for one of my kids.

Btw, I have twins. One goes to college in another city, and one is a full time commuter student who lives at home. Guess which one is saving a fortune?

Posted by: mnw at September 26, 2023 10:43 PM (NLIak)

143 CVS announces up to 900 stores will shutter permanently by 2024
https://mol.im/a/12561125

Posted by: Ciampino - The fabulous Biden economy at September 26, 2023 10:43 PM (qfLjt)

144
I thought my sense of humor was dark.....
Posted by: mikeski at September 26, 2023 10:31 PM (DgGvY)

There was much wailing and gnashing of teeth on the part of the "government legal experts" after the wives had their say. MREs and water were delivered post haste to all embassies.

You'd think after the Kuwait invasion they'd just have them handy, or at least a stockpile of cans of tuna, but no.

Posted by: Moki at September 26, 2023 10:43 PM (JrN/x)

145
Big Generator on the back. For da earf!!
Posted by: a dude in MI


https://youtu.be/8W_VC_BgMjo

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2023 10:43 PM (63Dwl)

146
I contend that the problem with many young people is that they have never been punched in the face.
Posted by: a.moron at September 26, 2023 10:41 PM
Or gone to bootcamp.

Posted by: Eromero at September 26, 2023 10:43 PM (NxC5+)

147 25 year old dudes: yeah man like living with mom and dad has totally lost its stigma

Also 25 year old dudes: why can’t I ding a woman to date? Fucking thots!!!

Posted by: Montec at September 26, 2023 10:43 PM (jNncL)

148 they were only obligated to provide food and water for official personnel at post, the dependents would not be given anything. Hilarity ensued.
Posted by: Moki at September 26, 2023 10:26 PM (JrN/x)

I got that beat. We had a nerve gas scare at my posting, and they only issued gas masks to assigned personnel. Apparently they expected us to put them on and calmly watch our families die. The panic passed and we turned them back in before we could get really wound up.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 26, 2023 10:43 PM (QS/Jn)

149 All safe Deposit Boxes at the Bank of Miklos are protected 24/7 by me, Shirleen, Bubba Joe, Bubba Joe Jr. and some dawgs.

Posted by: Miklos is still working for YOU at September 26, 2023 10:43 PM (xIcGm)

150 While true, missing from all this is the ever increasing property taxes and regulation*, which is factored into rents.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33


*
Thank a lawyer!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 26, 2023 10:44 PM (hOUT3)

151 If any of my guns had survived The Great Canoe Accident, I would buy all my ammo out of state and smuggle it into CA.

If I had guns.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 26, 2023 10:44 PM (bQKgA)

152 Out of state sales for ammo?
Posted by: Ciampino

Sellers can't/won't ship to CA.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

Every motorcycle ride I take, I follow two ground rules.
1) 'Always stay topped off' - Crash Test Goat
2) 'Buy ammo' -Weasel

60 rounds come home every single time I go out. I have a 2nd 5.56 pipe that needs its own 3k rounds.

Posted by: BifBewalski at September 26, 2023 10:44 PM (FuUAU)

153 144 There is a fleet of three big yellow New Holland combines working the quarter south of my place, across the township road.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2023 10:43 PM
That...excites....me.

Posted by: Eromero at September 26, 2023 10:44 PM (NxC5+)

154 {108} I hate cats.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 26, 2023 10:33 PM (CHHv1)


They have much love to give, if you know how to relate to them.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 26, 2023 10:45 PM (qPw5n)

155 I don't think so: aren't the Teton's also called the 'Saw Tooth mountains'?
I've been to the park and understand the latter.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 26, 2023 10:40 PM (CnqNO)

Sweater Girl Mountains.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 26, 2023 10:45 PM (Angsy)

156 Sorry...but anyone who moves several states away for a new job without a written, formal offer is a f*cking retard.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 26, 2023 10:45 PM (M5QzP)

157 I like seeing Target suffer. They support turning America into a society as segregated as the Jim Crow South. I am JUST old enough to remember when segregation was seen as bad. The sooner they are chased out of the rest of the country and are forced back into the People's Republic of MN, the better.

And don't forget, they ACHED for what is happening to them.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 26, 2023 10:46 PM (8sMut)

158 Another nail in the covid vaccine coffin:
Covid vaccines DO cause unexpected vaginal bleeding in women - even if they haven't had their period in YEARS, study finds
https://mol.im/a/12562479

Posted by: Ciampino - The fabulous Biden medicine at September 26, 2023 10:46 PM (qfLjt)

159 ALH - Hi there! No complaints from this end, just living the dream. Loving TN and working hard at doing nothing all day.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 26, 2023 10:46 PM (SAX5G)

160 @150

>>Or gone to bootcamp.

Or simply been yelled at with intent and reason.

F**king coddled little bitches.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 10:46 PM (XV/Pl)

161 Is it Dylan month already?
Posted by: a.moron

Listening to that song as I was feeding the animals brought MH and the ONT to mind.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ne Obliviscaris at September 26, 2023 10:46 PM (lWuFn)

162 University’s town hall for LGBTQ-themed crosswalk draws total of two people
A fading “rainbow crosswalk” at the University of Victoria needs some fresh paint, but school officials didn’t want to take any action until it consulted with members of the LGBTQ community.


So...the entire University is unable to do anything and is held hostage by two people?
Dang.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 26, 2023 10:46 PM (uSHSS)

163
Out of state sales for ammo?
Posted by: Ciampino

Sellers can't/won't ship to CA.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron


Remember back in the old days when people used to drive out west to buy Coors and bring it back east?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2023 10:46 PM (63Dwl)

164 >>I thought the reason he came out of the cellar is because he is down 10 points to Trump in the latest WaPo/ABC poll.

He did. And it took that much for him to even make a 12 minute appearance at a strike his policies helped cause and he was less than warmly received.

The EV industry is killing Detroit and the ICE industry and Detroit knows it.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2023 10:46 PM (ZLI7S)

165 *reads content & comments*

Hmm. I'll bet there's more than 30 comments by now.

!! I coulda been a top-50 at least if it weren't for that rookie mistookie !!

I was previously only vaguely familiar with Olivia NJ's song; the video was… amusing. The ending was obvious, still, funny.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Monday, Monday at September 26, 2023 10:46 PM (PcayY)

166 I told my kids you get to live for free until college is over. Then you’re out. I’ll help you with rent if need be but you’re not living in my house. So plan accordingly.

Posted by: Montec at September 26, 2023 10:46 PM (jNncL)

167 Sawtooth Mts are in Idaho

Posted by: DB - former participant at September 26, 2023 10:47 PM (geLO8)

168 He said Tetons. Heh.

Posted by: Beavis at September 26, 2023 10:47 PM (bQKgA)

169 78
Some of the few non-woke students should just go out in the dead of night, and repaint the crosswalk in the standard white stripes. "Borrow" a Buildings and Grounds truck to do the deed, and the campus cops would see them, and figure it was B&G doing the work.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2023 10:25 PM (JZylx)


Probably would get them charged with a hate crime.

Posted by: a.moron at September 26, 2023 10:47 PM (F6Xpw)

170 As a member of the UAW Union that manufactures Gasoline Powered Vehicles here in Detroit I and my whole family Overwhelmingly support President Joe Biden for reelection

Posted by: Steinhofer Jones at September 26, 2023 10:47 PM (R+nZe)

171 I like seeing Target suffer. ...
And don't forget, they ACHED for what is happening to them.


Yeah, they're the WORST. Good thing we are nothing like them. Nothing at all like them. We're all friends here. heh heh.

Posted by: Anheuser Busch and Disney at September 26, 2023 10:48 PM (I/Qkd)

172 Best thing about kids moving back in is that you get to have sex with them again.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 26, 2023 10:48 PM (KFhLj)

173 In a vial in a lab in Wuhan is some of that original strain of covid19 virus.

Posted by: davidt at September 26, 2023 10:48 PM (SYTee)

174
I got that beat. We had a nerve gas scare at my posting, and they only issued gas masks to assigned personnel. Apparently they expected us to put them on and calmly watch our families die. The panic passed and we turned them back in before we could get really wound up.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 26, 2023 10:43 PM (QS/Jn)

Oh dang! You definitely win, I.S.! I'm fairly certain the single, cat-hoarding contingent of State personnel were the ones who made those rules.

Posted by: Moki at September 26, 2023 10:49 PM (JrN/x)

175 Loving TN and working hard at doing nothing all day.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 26, 2023 10:46 PM (SAX5G)

Congratulations on your retirement! That's wonderful!

Posted by: ALH at September 26, 2023 10:49 PM (UbVu5)

176 Jason Billingsley, suspected of killing Forbes '30 Under 30' tech CEO Pava LaPere, 26, linked to knifepoint sex attack a WEEK earlier: 6ft 4, 305lb ex-con was let out by Soros-backed DA EARLY despite history of sex offenses and violent crimes

https://mol.im/a/12563751

Posted by: Ciampino - The fabulous Biden justice for all at September 26, 2023 10:49 PM (qfLjt)

177 Sweater Girl Mountains.
Posted by: OrangeEnt

I think Obama renamed Witches Tit

Posted by: Miklos recalls vaguely at September 26, 2023 10:49 PM (xIcGm)

178 I don't think so: aren't the Teton's also called the 'Saw Tooth mountains'?
I've been to the park and understand the latter.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

Tetons are in Wyoming. Saw Tooth range is in Idaho.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ne Obliviscaris at September 26, 2023 10:49 PM (lWuFn)

179 32 ' A Woman Moved From Florida To Virginia For A Job And Then Found Out She Hadn’t Been Hired'

I moved all the way from IN to WI to start a job and had the person that hired me not show up the first day. No one there knew who the hell I was or what I was doing there. Those were some anxious hours.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 26, 2023 10:09 PM (roH4R)

A year after I retired from the Navy, I moved from Cali to Denver (kids included) to take a Network Engineering teaching job. Got settled in... and after two weeks the manager decided she wanted her 'old friend' back on the payroll... so I was gone.

Luckily, I had gotten the job through a head hunter, who would not get paid unless I was working, and he immediately found me a better paying position with one of their competitors. Within 3 years, we had driven them out of business..... and I was the Tech training manager (and still teaching)....

Guess whose Resumes came across my desk looking for jobs.... /evil smile...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 26, 2023 10:50 PM (QPmu4)

180 I hate cats.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm

You'd love my pussy if you'd ever met it!!

Posted by: Zombie Mrs. Slocombe at September 26, 2023 10:50 PM (SAX5G)

181 176 Best thing about kids moving back in is that you get to have sex with them again.
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 26, 2023 10:48 PM (KFhLj)

--------

Like you can't just drive to their house, Potatohead?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 26, 2023 10:50 PM (bQKgA)

182 Out of state sales for ammo?
Posted by: Ciampino


The Cabela's in Verdi will do well off this.

Posted by: JEM at September 26, 2023 10:50 PM (8erNz)

183 All safe Deposit Boxes at the Bank of Miklos are protected 24/7 by me, Shirleen, Bubba Joe, Bubba Joe Jr. and some dawgs.
Posted by: Miklos is still working for YOU at September 26, 2023 10:43 PM (xIcGm)
* * * *
Thank the Lawd!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 26, 2023 10:50 PM (Zb5iS)

184 Jason Billingsley, suspected of killing Forbes '30 Under 30' tech CEO Pava LaPere, 26, linked to knifepoint sex attack a WEEK earlier: 6ft 4, 305lb ex-con was let out by Soros-backed DA EARLY despite history of sex offenses and violent crimes

https://mol.im/a/12563751
Posted by: Ciampino

hey, it pays the bills

Posted by: Soros DA at September 26, 2023 10:50 PM (xIcGm)

185 Target us trying to staunch the hemorrhage of cash, but 9 stores is far too little, far too late. I believe they are headed for Chapter 11 sometime next year.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 26, 2023 10:50 PM (S6gqv)

186 Remember back in the old days when people used to drive out west to buy Coors and bring it back east?

Disappointment so great they made a movie about it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 26, 2023 10:51 PM (Bd6X8)

187 Sawtooth Mts are in Idaho
Posted by: DB

DOH!
Well they should be moved to Wyoming so they'd be in the Grand Teton NP!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 26, 2023 10:51 PM (CnqNO)

188 Probably would get them charged with a hate crime.
Posted by: a.moron at September 26, 2023 10:47 PM (F6Xpw)

The whole point of doing it in the dead of night while posing as Building and Grounds peeps is to avoid being caught.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2023 10:51 PM (HdNLc)

189 [358 comments] 'Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


Wait a minute. But I only saw like five hotties.
And I have the tin foil membership!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 26, 2023 10:51 PM (uSHSS)

190 Ugh. I need to get some sheets, considering the My Pillow sheet set because it meets specs and the seller isn't a wokester, am reminded of the company's obsession with dumbass pricing gimmicks. I'm not all that price-sensitive on this one and MSRP is okay-ish against other similar options from department stores, but it feels like I'd be enabling bad behavior.

Posted by: CppThis at September 26, 2023 10:51 PM (PZvjL)

191 48 I work in the engineering world, and it's hard to not notice that there aren't enough young people coming into the companies I've worked for to replace the bumper crop of oldsters that are now hitting retirement age. Yuuuuge ticking time bomb in the Western economy, though unfortunately not the only one.
Posted by: CppThis at September 26, 2023 10:15 PM (PZvjL)

Worse: people might have to be hired that the employers do not know, or people that are not "networked".

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 26, 2023 10:51 PM (8sMut)

192 Running criminal record checks on job applicants:

First, the turnover at a fast food restaurant is higher than a line company on the Somme, so it's not practical for some employers.

However, as far as I know, if an employer wants to go to the trouble, it can still require a prospective employee to go get his/her own criminal history (NCIC) record & submit it, as a condition of employment.

This is different than requiring job applicants to "check the box" for felony conviction, I believe, which is expressly forbidden by some states, I believe.

Posted by: mnw at September 26, 2023 10:51 PM (NLIak)

193 I love that top picture. Glorious mountain range. Which range? Andes? Patagonia?

Posted by: Ciampino - What a view to wake up each morning! at September 26, 2023 10:52 PM (qfLjt)

194 106
Tuning fork .243
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Then I'd have to venture out to gather, hide, and dispose of the carcass's.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 26, 2023 10:32 PM (CnqNO)


Gut shoot it with a .22, so it runs off and dies somewhere else.

But that would be wrong.

Posted by: a.moron at September 26, 2023 10:52 PM (F6Xpw)

195 Jack-in-the-Box needs to do background checks on employees so as not to expose their customers to someone who would attempt to kill them
-
You've obviously never eaten at Jack in the Box.

Posted by: Methos at September 26, 2023 10:52 PM (Dnobf)

196 122
There's a big backlash coming. Ask Old Joe. There's a reason he was in Detroit today.
Posted by: JackStraw

For all of 12 minutes.
Now he's off to fund raise on our dime, again.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 26, 2023 10:37 PM (CnqNO)


Joe spent little time in Detroit because the stop was added into a scheduled trip to the West Coast. He's going there to suck-up big campaign donations from filthy rich Leftists. The Junta decided Decrepit Joe had to be on the picket line before Trump, who'll be there tomorrow. Optics! Win the news cycle!

Joe looked grumpy and bored most of the time in Detroit. Probably because the stop interrupted what would have been a 4-hour nap if he'd gone direct from DC to San Fran.

Posted by: GL at September 26, 2023 10:52 PM (5fDan)

197 [358 comments] 'Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Wait a minute. But I only saw like five hotties.
And I have the tin foil membership!
Posted by: Diogenes


Add tin foil hat, remove tin foil shades?

Posted by: mikeski at September 26, 2023 10:53 PM (DgGvY)

198 "Your brethren pond scum bottom feeding weasels fellow attorneys have pushed that employers can't look at criminal backgrounds."

They did that to the banks too. Told them they were discriminating and Uncle Sam was going to tie them to a tree if they didn't lighten up and give our undeserving brothers a mortgage.

Then a few years later the Fed sued them for taking advantage of those who never should have received a loan.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2023 10:53 PM (4DHSI)

199 That Jack in the Box is one with which I'm highly familiar.

Right on JFK Blvd, which is the main road leading into IAH Bush Intercontinental Airport, which is only one traffic light away.

On the drive-through side of the JitB, there is a Very Busy Shell gas station, high-traffic convenience store with integral Church's Fried Chicken store. On the other side of the JitB, is a Hampton Inn, also with a very high occupancy rate.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


I've eaten many meals at that JitB and the Taco Bell on the other side of the C store from the JitB.

Posted by: Cybersmythe at September 26, 2023 10:53 PM (iZEhM)

200 Best thing about kids moving back in is that you get to have sex with them again.
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 26, 2023 10:48 PM (KFhLj)

--------

Like you can't just drive to their house, Potatohead?
Posted by: Cicero

Too much paperwork to get the damned Stingray out of the garage. So, no.

Posted by: BifBewalski at September 26, 2023 10:54 PM (FuUAU)

201 "I hate cats" - Bitter Clinger

Dogs are a reflection of what we wish we were. Cats are a reflection of what we really are.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 26, 2023 10:54 PM (S6gqv)

202 Jack in the Box Spicy Crispy Chicken Sammich is pretty good.

Or was. It's been a while.

Posted by: davidt at September 26, 2023 10:55 PM (SYTee)

203 Best thing about kids moving back in is that you get to have sex with them again.
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 26, 2023 10:48 PM (KFhLj)


Are you kidding? They're in their 20s. That's just gross.

Posted by: The Real Joe Biden at September 26, 2023 10:55 PM (I/Qkd)

204 Re: Target, also worth noting that the family who runs it had a direct hand in crapping up my former residence by way of Gov. Mark Dayton of the donkey cult. Not really a lot of fucks given that the chickens are coming home to roost, for both them and the state.

Posted by: CppThis at September 26, 2023 10:55 PM (PZvjL)

205 I get Emails everyday begging for me to apply for jobs. Good paying jobs also...... I guess this generation does not cut it when comes to breaking some sweat .............

Posted by: Steinhofer Jones at September 26, 2023 10:55 PM (R+nZe)

206 Target shot themselves in the foot, like Disney and Budweiser.

Posted by: ALH at September 26, 2023 10:56 PM (UbVu5)

207 Right on JFK Blvd




there is worse

Posted by: every MLK Blvd at September 26, 2023 10:56 PM (xIcGm)

208 Use the promo code War Room for My Pillow. Lindell is a good guy and is being debanked, as well as other Deep State oppression. All his products are good.

Thanks, Mrs. Lindell. Please say hello to your son for me.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 26, 2023 10:57 PM (I/Qkd)

209 198
I guessed wrong hemisphere. It is Denali Natl. Park in Alaska.

Posted by: Ciampino - What a view to wake up each morning!! at September 26, 2023 10:57 PM (qfLjt)

210 138 It's never been more convenient to purchase deodorant.

Posted by: LumeStarterPack.com at September 26, 2023 10:41 PM (83IzV)


God, I hate those TV commercials.

There are a few things in this world that piss me off way more than they should, and those stupid commercials and the fugly smelly Karens in them are the latest.

Posted by: a.moron at September 26, 2023 10:57 PM (F6Xpw)

211 @48

>>I work in the engineering world, and it's hard to not notice that there aren't enough young people coming into the companies I've worked for to replace the bumper crop of oldsters that are now hitting retirement age. Yuuuuge ticking time bomb in the Western economy, though unfortunately not the only one.

On most teams calls, we laugh when someone is on the call that brings the average age down to 50 years old.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 10:57 PM (XV/Pl)

212 I sometimes wonder if 30 years from
Now when GenZ and whatever comes after them are running things, will it all just fall apart. Like basic shit won’t work anymore. Water, electricity, traffic lights, etc. because none of these clods can do anything. And not only can they not do anything they have no desire to learn how to do anything.

What happens when the older generation retire and die? Only hope is robots.

Posted by: Montec at September 26, 2023 10:57 PM (jNncL)

213 Watching Target stores close in blue cities makes you realize it's part of a plan. The idiot mayor of Chicago gave away the game when he said he would try and open government owned and run stores. Voila, communism by government forced necessity

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 26, 2023 10:58 PM (E4TV6)

214 Oakland supposedly had a general strike today. I wonder if that means all the crack dealers stayed in bed.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 26, 2023 10:59 PM (S6gqv)

215 I guessed wrong hemisphere. It is Denali Natl. Park in Alaska.
Posted by: Ciampino

It's a 50/50 shot

Posted by: GlobalDominationCorp, we were Beatrice at September 26, 2023 10:59 PM (xIcGm)

216 >>Joe looked grumpy and bored most of the time in Detroit. Probably because the stop interrupted what would have been a 4-hour nap if he'd gone direct from DC to San Fran.

Joe's photo op was with about 30 people. Some of whom openly looked like the wanted to punch him in the dick.

I bet Trump gets a bigger reception. With union workers in Detroit. That will be a big deal.

Yea, of course they will cheat but they are going to have to convince the country that a president with a record low approval rating across the board is super popular. It's going to be a big lift.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2023 10:59 PM (ZLI7S)

217 {138} It's never been more convenient to purchase deodorant.

Posted by: LumeStarterPack.com at September 26, 2023 10:41 PM (83IzV)


*opens firehose cabinet in the hotel hallway*

Showertime, con-funk cow! *WHOOSH*

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 26, 2023 10:59 PM (qPw5n)

218 I get Emails everyday begging for me to apply for jobs. Good paying jobs also...... I guess this generation does not cut it when comes to breaking some sweat .............
Posted by: Steinhofer Jones at September 26, 2023 10:55 PM (R+nZe)


Sometimes for shits and grins, I apply to a firm that has contacted me via LinkedIn. Just to keep my hand in and to see what they are willing to pay. I actually almost agreed once. Then I sat back, had a beer, then another , and laughed at myself.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 26, 2023 10:59 PM (uSHSS)

219 Montec, it ain't gonna take 30 years for everything to fall apart. More like 30 months. Or less.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 26, 2023 11:00 PM (S6gqv)

220 220 Oakland supposedly had a general strike today. I wonder if that means all the crack dealers stayed in bed.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 26, 2023 10:59 PM (S6gqv)

What are they protesting? Surely the EBT cards are still full.

Posted by: Montec at September 26, 2023 11:00 PM (jNncL)

221 Did you know there are now underserved neighborhoods where it is virtually impossible to find LGBTQWERT+ sportswear at a reasonable price?


We call them PRIDE DESERTS.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 26, 2023 11:01 PM (bQKgA)

222 150
I contend that the problem with many young people is that they have never been punched in the face.
Posted by: a.moron at September 26, 2023 10:41 PM
Or gone to bootcamp.

Posted by: Eromero at September 26, 2023 10:43 PM (NxC5+)


That too. Being yelled at and told you're lower than whale shit several times a day has a way of toughening you up.

Posted by: a.moron at September 26, 2023 11:01 PM (F6Xpw)

223 129 California Enacts First Statewide Gun and Ammunition Tax in U.S.

https://is.gd/liW9G5

Out of state sales for ammo?
Posted by: Ciampino - don't tell them at September 26, 2023 10:39 PM (qfLjt)

Our sales have gone through the roof! Thanks, Gov Newsome!

Posted by: Gun shop owners i n OR, NV and AZ at September 26, 2023 11:01 PM (8sMut)

224 Sorry to say not this year. God willing and the creeks don't rise 2024 will be there.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at September 26, 2023 10:06 PM (aA3+G)

Bummer!!

Posted by: Iris at September 26, 2023 11:01 PM (n3DL0)

225 m reminded of the company's obsession with dumbass pricing gimmicks. I'm not all that price-sensitive on this one and MSRP is okay-ish against other similar options from department stores, but it feels like I'd be enabling bad behavior.
Posted by: CppThis


This coupon code worked just now: FS73

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 26, 2023 11:01 PM (CnqNO)

226 "...they were being watched from above. 

Satellites were locking in on cell phones owned by"... you... and...you...and ...you.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2023 11:02 PM (4DHSI)

227 When it comes to drive thru fast food, the Jack in the Box chicken fajita pita is about as good as it gets.

Provided there's no expended 9mm rounds in it. And don't let them forget the salsa.

Posted by: JEM at September 26, 2023 11:02 PM (8erNz)

228 229 129 California Enacts First Statewide Gun and Ammunition Tax in U.S.

https://is.gd/liW9G5

Out of state sales for ammo?
Posted by: Ciampino - don't tell them at September 26, 2023 10:39 PM (qfLjt)

Our sales have gone through the roof! Thanks, Gov Newsome!
Posted by: Gun shop owners i n OR, NV and AZ at September 26, 2023 11:01 PM (8sMut)

Look at all this additional sales tax revenue! And we didn't have to raise the rates! Thanks, Gov. Newsome!

Posted by: State and local governmnets OR, NV and AZ at September 26, 2023 11:03 PM (8sMut)

229 226 220 Oakland supposedly had a general strike today. I wonder if that means all the crack dealers stayed in bed.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 26, 2023 10:59 PM (S6gqv)

What are they protesting? Surely the EBT cards are still full.
Posted by: Montec at September 26, 2023 11:00 PM (jNncL)

The government they very cheerfully voted for.

Posted by: State and local governmnets OR, NV and AZ at September 26, 2023 11:04 PM (8sMut)

230 Study found GenZ gets scammed online more than any other generation. And it’s not even close. They are truly a stupid group of people. But they fancy themselves super duper educated and tech savvy. No dummies, spending 16 hours a day texting and instagramming doesn’t make one tech savvy.

Posted by: Montec at September 26, 2023 11:04 PM (jNncL)

231 Voila, communism by government forced necessity
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 26, 2023 10:58 PM (E4TV6)


Best part will be when all the gummint stores are protected 24/7 by armed members of the Stadt Polizei!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 26, 2023 11:04 PM (hOUT3)

232 I don't go to Jack in the Box much, but my guilty unhealthy pleasure is that cheeseburger lovers burger, which is just meat and a WHOLE lot of greasy cheese. Oh but it tastes so good...

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 26, 2023 11:05 PM (S6gqv)

233
What are they protesting? Surely the EBT cards are still full.

It was a business shutdown protesting feckless government for not getting crime under control.

Posted by: JEM at September 26, 2023 11:05 PM (8erNz)

234 Joe's photo op was with about 30 people. Some of whom openly looked like the wanted to punch him in the dick.

I bet Trump gets a bigger reception. With union workers in Detroit. That will be a big deal.

Yea, of course they will cheat but they are going to have to convince the country that a president with a record low approval rating across the board is super popular. It's going to be a big lift.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2023 10:59 PM (ZLI7S)

The Reagan Democrats will become the Trump Democrats. Possibly.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 26, 2023 11:05 PM (8sMut)

235 Ted Cruz: _Banks Admitted to Pressuring Software Company to Stop Processing Payroll for Gun Sellers

"After my staff met with those banks, Intuit clarified that
Bank of America required it to prohibit gun manufacturers from using QuickBooks payroll services while
JPMorgan required Intuit to restrict gun sellers from using QuickBooks payment processing services."

Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2023 11:05 PM (4DHSI)

236 Day 25 of the Oakland Work Strike. Nobody has noticed.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 26, 2023 11:06 PM (bQKgA)

237 Posted by: State and local governmnets OR, NV and AZ at September 26, 2023 11:03 PM (8sMut)

Calif is already watching all the gun stores in other states near their border. You can bet they will find some reason to 'ensure' you pay the tax.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 26, 2023 11:07 PM (QPmu4)

238 242 Day 25 of the Oakland Work Strike. Nobody has noticed.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 26, 2023 11:06 PM (bQKgA)

Due to the strike, GDP in the city plummeted from $0.10 to $0.09. Its devastating.

Posted by: Montec at September 26, 2023 11:07 PM (jNncL)

239 NEW FLASH: I have scientifically determined that legalized cannabis is the stupidest industry ever.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 26, 2023 11:08 PM (bQKgA)

240 Well crap. The Mrs. tested positive for covid today, twice. Developed a 102f temp and is now on an antiviral. I tested negative twice, but was the leader in the symptom category. It's either covid or Streptococcus pneumoniae, which I've had before. Hoping for the strep as I already have a full course of meds for that. Could possibly just be post nasal drip into a pair of barely functioning lungs. Choices, choices.

Problem is, I start a three week trip this Saturday with my son. I'm REALLY going to be disappointed if I have to miss any part, considering the planning. Should make it to Corsicana in any case. Oh well, as we say.

Posted by: Javems at September 26, 2023 11:08 PM (8I4hW)

241 238 I don't go to Jack in the Box much, but my guilty unhealthy pleasure is that cheeseburger lovers burger, which is just meat and a WHOLE lot of greasy cheese. Oh but it tastes so good...
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 26, 2023 11:05 PM (S6gqv)

For like 30 cents extra you can get it on sourdough... one of my go 2s...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 26, 2023 11:08 PM (QPmu4)

242 It was a business shutdown protesting feckless government for not getting crime under control.
Posted by: JEM at September 26, 2023 11:05 PM (8erNz)

—-

Lol. The same govt they voted in and will happily re-elect next year. I hope their businesses all burn to the ground.

Posted by: Montec at September 26, 2023 11:09 PM (jNncL)

243 167

Remember back in the old days when people used to drive out west to buy Coors and bring it back east?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2023 10:46 PM (63Dwl)


I grew up in western Missouri, near the Kansas state line. Coors was sold in Kansas but not in Missouri, but more importantly the age to buy beer was 18 in Kansas but 21 in Missouri. Hence, in high school, we often took road trips to Kansas to get beer. I was doing that several years before Burt Reynolds, but shorter distances and smaller quantities.

Posted by: a.moron at September 26, 2023 11:09 PM (F6Xpw)

244 JPMorgan required Intuit to restrict gun sellers from using QuickBooks payment processing services."
Posted by: Braenyard

JPMC has been pulling this shit since before I left six years ago - nothing new from Jamie and his cronies.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 26, 2023 11:09 PM (SAX5G)

245 I work in the engineering world, and it's hard to not notice that there aren't enough young people coming into the companies I've worked for to replace the bumper crop of oldsters that are now hitting retirement age. Yuuuuge ticking time bomb in the Western economy, though unfortunately not the only one.
Posted by: CppThis at September 26, 2023 10:15 PM (PZvjL)
==
Actually the whole world is facing this problem. We are probably one of only a handful of countries that will weather it all that well.

Posted by: Black JEM at September 26, 2023 11:09 PM (UVyKP)

246 246 NEW FLASH: I have scientifically determined that legalized cannabis is the stupidest industry ever.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 26, 2023 11:08 PM (bQKgA)

The State did not legalize Cannabis, they regulated it.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 26, 2023 11:10 PM (QPmu4)

247 Watching Target stores close in blue cities makes you realize it's part of a plan. The idiot mayor of Chicago gave away the game when he said he would try and open government owned and run stores. Voila, communism by government forced necessity
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 26, 2023 10:58 PM (E4TV6)


They're going to be really pissed when folks start closing guv'mint.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 26, 2023 11:10 PM (uSHSS)

248 206 "I hate cats" - Bitter Clinger

That was the other BC, not me!

I possess two cats, just captured three kittehs some asshole dumped on my road last night, and trapped another tonight.

Two more to go and I'll have captured what I believe to be the whole litter.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 26, 2023 11:10 PM (BUNKv)

249 211 Use the promo code War Room for My Pillow. Lindell is a good guy and is being debanked, as well as other Deep State oppression. All his products are good.
Posted by: Made in USA at September 26, 2023 10:56 PM (83IzV)


I might do that. Used to drive by the company HQ pretty regularly to get to the next town over, always kinda wanted to drop in and see if they had a showroom but foam pillows just aren't my thing.

Interesting regional flavor story: Minneapolis used to have a very highly rated, mostly apolitical morning radio program and Lindell was both a sponsor and long-time friend of the show well before all the fame and political stuff. He and his assistant would regularly call in to shoot the breeze; after 2016 the assistant still did, Lindell occasionally would but he was mostly busy being famous. So, I can remember a time when it was just a guy making it by selling fancy pillows.

Posted by: CppThis at September 26, 2023 11:10 PM (PZvjL)

250 240 C33

The Reagan Democrats switched to the GOP & Trump decades ago. There aren't any left to switch.

If the GOP is going to grow now, it has to be among minority voters. White suburban women are a lost cause.

Posted by: mnw at September 26, 2023 11:10 PM (NLIak)

251 Problem is, I start a three week trip this Saturday with my son. I'm REALLY going to be disappointed if I have to miss any part, considering the planning. Should make it to Corsicana in any case. Oh well, as we say.
Posted by: Javems

Prayers for you and your family.
(and see you in Tx in any case!)

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 26, 2023 11:11 PM (CnqNO)

252 Unions aren't our friends and never will be:

UAW President Fain Sees 'No Point' Meeting With Trump

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 26, 2023 11:11 PM (IG4Id)

253
>Joe looked grumpy and bored most of the time in Detroit. Probably because the stop interrupted what would have been a 4-hour nap if he'd gone direct from DC to San Fran.


He was promised a lunch pail and a hard hat when he showed up.

Instead he got a Lunchables and a propeller beanie.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 26, 2023 11:11 PM (xG4kz)

254 Watching Target stores close in blue cities makes you realize it's part of a plan. The idiot mayor of Chicago gave away the game when he said he would try and open government owned and run stores. Voila, communism by government forced necessity
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 26, 2023 10:58 PM (E4TV6)
==
Why doe's Schlichter's fiction series on an America splitting look more and more like a forecast?

Posted by: Black JEM at September 26, 2023 11:12 PM (UVyKP)

255 188 Jason Billingsley, suspected of killing Forbes '30 Under 30' tech CEO Pava LaPere, 26, linked to knifepoint sex attack a WEEK earlier: 6ft 4, 305lb ex-con was let out by Soros-backed DA EARLY despite history of sex offenses and violent crimes

https://mol.im/a/12563751
Posted by: Ciampino

hey, it pays the bills
Posted by: Soros DA at September 26, 2023 10:50 PM (xIcGm)

She was a CEO. Bitch got what she deserved. Billingsley is a hero. Workers of the world, unite!

Posted by: Americans at September 26, 2023 11:12 PM (8sMut)

256 153 All safe Deposit Boxes at the Bank of Miklos are protected 24/7 by me, Shirleen, Bubba Joe, Bubba Joe Jr. and some dawgs.

Posted by: Miklos is still working for YOU at September 26, 2023 10:43 PM (xIcGm)
----
Now tell me about the unsafe Deposit Boxes ....

Posted by: Ciampino - fish voxes, ammo boxes at September 26, 2023 11:12 PM (qfLjt)

257 The Chicago gummint-retail will have 40% shrinkage backfilled quietly with tax dollars.

Posted by: JEM at September 26, 2023 11:12 PM (8erNz)

258 I sometimes wonder if 30 years from
Now when GenZ and whatever comes after them are running things, will it all just fall apart. Like basic shit won’t work anymore. Water, electricity, traffic lights, etc. because none of these clods can do anything.
Posted by: Montec at September 26, 2023 10:57 PM (jNncL)

"The Marching Morons" has entered the chat.

https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/51233

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 26, 2023 11:12 PM (QS/Jn)

259 261 Watching Target stores close in blue cities makes you realize it's part of a plan. The idiot mayor of Chicago gave away the game when he said he would try and open government owned and run stores. Voila, communism by government forced necessity
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 26, 2023 10:58 PM (E4TV6)
==
Why doe's Schlichter's fiction series on an America splitting look more and more like a forecast?
Posted by: Black JEM at September 26, 2023 11:12 PM (UVyKP)

I don't know. The mayor should try it. Chicago will then be mysteriously hit by famine.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 26, 2023 11:13 PM (8sMut)

260 At the end of the week life is going to take a huge upturn--my ginger is coming home to complete the healing process.

NOW the house will be a home. I'm perfectly willing to extend the care necessary to complete her healing/therapy process.

Gotta say I never anyone heal so rapidly, her doctors keep bringing it up how far ahead of schedule she is.

Posted by: irongrampa at September 26, 2023 11:13 PM (KATBx)

261 218 I sometimes wonder if 30 years from
Now when GenZ and whatever comes after them are running things, will it all just fall apart. Like basic shit won’t work anymore. Water, electricity, traffic lights, etc. because none of these clods can do anything. And not only can they not do anything they have no desire to learn how to do anything.

What happens when the older generation retire and die? Only hope is robots.

Posted by: Montec at September 26, 2023 10:57 PM (jNncL)


30 years from now I figure half the bridges in the country will be collapsed or blocked-off because they are about to collapse. All streets and highways will have so many potholes that driving will be a continuous slalom course. Because politicians always want to build new stuff, not repair old stuff - more money to distribute to friends in construction. And get for themselves But the real kicker will be no money for infrastructure, new or old. Because of entitlements and humongous interest costs on our $200 Trillion debt. Two ways out of that future.

1. SMOD.
2. Kicking the Leftists and the DeepState to the curb. Soon.

Posted by: GL at September 26, 2023 11:13 PM (5fDan)

262 Calif is already watching all the gun stores in other states near their border. You can bet they will find some reason to 'ensure' you pay the tax.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 26, 2023 11:07 PM (QPmu4)

Drive your California-plated car to a shopping mall. Walk through mall, catch taxi or Uber on other side, go to gun shop, buy ammo, retrace steps.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2023 11:14 PM (HdNLc)

263 >>The Reagan Democrats will become the Trump Democrats. Possibly.

Seems likely a lot will. People usually vote their pocketbook but now we have the added bonus of being purposely invaded by this administration and crime going unpunished everywhere while they are trying to steal people's kids.

Hard core leftists will always vote for insanity but are there really enough to make the cheating believable?

Guess we'll find out.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2023 11:14 PM (ZLI7S)

264 Uh COBs? I think we've got a rotating advertisement bot plaguing the thread. ID (83IzV)

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 26, 2023 11:14 PM (qPw5n)

265 My daughters orchestra wanted to go to New York City. But it's close to $3000 for three days. So that idea was dropped. now they're wanting to go to San Francisco for only $1600. No way I'm paying for her to go to that hell hole!

Posted by: lin-duh at September 26, 2023 11:14 PM (UUBmN)

266 You can order horse paste from Amazebub.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2023 11:14 PM (4DHSI)

267 Drive your California-plated car to a shopping mall. Walk through mall, catch taxi or Uber on other side, go to gun shop, buy ammo, retrace steps.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

And leave your phone in the car.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 26, 2023 11:15 PM (SAX5G)

268 @246 when you legalize a drug then tax and regulate the shit out of legal dealers, people can by weed just as good and cheaper on the black market the results should be obvious. You also can grow the stuff at home. The government bureaucracy has never run a business and doesn't understand any thing capitalist

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 26, 2023 11:15 PM (E4TV6)

269 . White suburban women are a lost cause.



As long as the GOP stays anti abortion, this is true.

Posted by: Montec at September 26, 2023 11:16 PM (jNncL)

270 255 206 "I hate cats" - Bitter Clinger

That was the other BC, not me!

I possess two cats, just captured three kittehs some asshole dumped on my road last night, and trapped another tonight.

Two more to go and I'll have captured what I believe to be the whole litter.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 26, 2023 11:10 PM (BUNKv)
----
Wonderful.

Posted by: Ciampino - purrrrrr at September 26, 2023 11:16 PM (qfLjt)

271 Hard core leftists will always vote for insanity but are there really enough to make the cheating believable?

Guess we'll find out.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2023 11:14 PM (ZLI7S)
==
Ahem - they won't be voting. At least not with their knowledge.

Posted by: Black JEM at September 26, 2023 11:16 PM (UVyKP)

272 Our fat pistolera though, is fortunate. At the angle she was shooting, the rounds were likely to either hit 1. Her target, 2. Traffic on JFK Blvd., 3. Cars parked across the street in The Spot long-term airport parking facility.

I do wonder of any of the park-ees there might've reported any bullet strikes? Oh, and there's a "4" on the possibilities, too. She could've shot high, and landed some rounds to nearby industrial parks on the other side of Spot Parking. Dammit, there's a "5", too. No shortage of pedestrian traffic from area hotels to that C-store.

Any way you cut it, it's Felony Deadly Conduct, and the slap on the wrist is a travesty. Welcome to Harris County, y'all!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 26, 2023 10:40 PM (e6UQI)

Sounds like she violated a gun safety law: be sure of your target and what is beyond your target.

I know that area and you reminded me of it. 10 years ago my truck was parked nearby as I was visiting Europe.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 26, 2023 11:16 PM (8sMut)

273 253/246 Cicero & Romeo

RE: legal weed

Same thing happened with the redlight district in Amsterdam. The unlicensed hookers moved to the district and offered the same services for half price. The redlight district is useful to the unlicensed hookers because it concentrates the johns.

The legal hookers can't compete on price because of the licensing & regulation costs.

Posted by: mnw at September 26, 2023 11:16 PM (NLIak)

274 274 Drive your California-plated car to a shopping mall. Walk through mall, catch taxi or Uber on other side, go to gun shop, buy ammo, retrace steps.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

And leave your phone in the car.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 26, 2023 11:15 PM (SAX5G)

And pay in cash.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 26, 2023 11:17 PM (8sMut)

275 Posted by: GL at September 26, 2023 11:13 PM (5fDan)

A few War gaming friends of mine... and I... gamed out how we would cut the Calif Central Valley off from both Southern Calif, and the Bay area. Was not really difficult as long as the Valley got to 4 mountain passes immediately.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 26, 2023 11:17 PM (QPmu4)

276
The idiot mayor of Chicago gave away the game when he said he would try and open government owned and run stores. Voila, communism by government forced necessity
Posted by: Smell the Glove


We will bury you!

-- GUM stores, now with working restrooms!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 26, 2023 11:17 PM (xG4kz)

277 Drive your California-plated car to a shopping mall. Walk through mall, catch taxi or Uber on other side, go to gun shop, buy ammo, retrace steps.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2023 11:14 PM (HdNLc)


---------

The Silverado in Vegas adjacent to the I-15 has a big casino complex attached to a Cabelas. Park in the parking structure, walk through the casino. Shop. Retrieve your car.

Not that I ever would.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 26, 2023 11:17 PM (bQKgA)

278 I had my chance to eat bugs tonight. Making a pot roast, recipe said add some flour, I guess to thicken the liquid and make it more of a gravy. We don't use flour much, since we're on gluten free diets, but I remembered I had some old flour in a tin. Looked at it - why is it all black and white, like salt and pepper? Yep, weevil city. It moved when you looked closely.

Nope I did not eat the bugs.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 26, 2023 11:18 PM (S6gqv)

279 White suburban women are a lost cause.



As long as the GOP stays anti abortion, this is true.

Posted by: Montec at September 26, 2023 11:16 PM (jNncL)
==
Eh, as it all settles down it will become less stratified. You knew that after 50 years of the federal judiciary playing god there would be some bumps. You know what trend won't be stopping - hispanics, men, married women voting GOP. Now on the other hand, the number of non-voting urban dem voters who vote will also increase.

Posted by: Black JEM at September 26, 2023 11:19 PM (UVyKP)

280 UAW President Fain Sees 'No Point' Meeting With Trump
Posted by: weft cut-loop


I have determined that there is such a thing as bad publicity.

Posted by: UAW Pres. Fain at September 26, 2023 11:19 PM (DgGvY)

281 26 year single old white woman in a blue city. I wonder if she was a hard core leftist Democrat. Hmm. Guess we will never know.

Posted by: Montec at September 26, 2023 11:19 PM (jNncL)

282 White suburban women are a lost cause.



As long as the GOP stays anti abortion, this is true.

Posted by: Montec

So

Childless unmarried women get to decide.

Seems fair

Posted by: Miklos pontificates at September 26, 2023 11:19 PM (xIcGm)

283 And leave your phone in the car.
Posted by: Tonypete


With ten or more turns of aluminum foil around it!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 26, 2023 11:20 PM (hOUT3)

284
Nope I did not eat the bugs.
Posted by: Tom Servo

A wise man!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 26, 2023 11:20 PM (CnqNO)

285 Nope I did not eat the bugs.
Posted by: Tom Servo


Sifting it will get rid of the weevils.

Not sure about the weevil shit, though.

Posted by: probably not Alton Brown at September 26, 2023 11:20 PM (DgGvY)

286 The average rent in the United States for an apartment is $1702 per month.

At least according to the first source I googled.

Add in utilities, mandated car insurance, mandates health insurance, and gasoline to travel to work, and I wouldn't be surprised if the bare minimum on bills every month to live on your own is probably around $2400-2500 per month.

They can't afford it because they're lazy and stupid! They should be working two jobs at least! If they work two jobs from home they're stealing, thieving scum! Buy my book and go to my seminars, you stupid lazy idiots!

*waves gun around*

Posted by: Dave Ramsey, boomer meme incarnate at September 26, 2023 11:21 PM (lR6tR)

287 Now tell me about the unsafe Deposit Boxes ....

Posted by: Ciampino - fish voxes, ammo boxes at September 26, 2023 11:12 PM (qfLjt)

We don't know what you mean.

Posted by: Social Security Lock Box at September 26, 2023 11:21 PM (Angsy)

288 My daughters orchestra wanted to go to New York City. But it's close to $3000 for three days. So that idea was dropped. now they're wanting to go to San Francisco for only $1600. No way I'm paying for her to go to that hell hole!
Posted by: lin-duh at September 26, 2023 11:14 PM (UUBmN)


I can get ya into Pocatello Idaho for $800-900 tops. And that includes 50% off breakfast at MacDs.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 26, 2023 11:21 PM (uSHSS)

289 Nope I did not eat the bugs.
Posted by: Tom Servo

HOW DARE YOU NOT EAT LIVING LIFE-BUGS

Posted by: Greta Scoldberg at September 26, 2023 11:21 PM (xIcGm)

290 Nope I did not eat the bugs.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Flour. Now with added protein for your glowbull warming enjoyment.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 26, 2023 11:22 PM (CnqNO)

291 Nope I did not eat the bugs.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 26, 2023 11:18 PM (S6gqv)

But you vill, herr Servo. You vill.

Posted by: Klaus "Barbie" Schwab at September 26, 2023 11:23 PM (lR6tR)

292 Female flight attendant, 66, for American Airlines is found dead with CLOTH in her mouth at Philly airport Marriott, as cops brand her death 'suspicious'
https://mol.im/a/12563111

--
Suspicious??!

66 yo? Isn't that a bit old for that job?

Posted by: Ciampino - it's moider, I tell you at September 26, 2023 11:23 PM (qfLjt)

293 Eh, as it all settles down it will become less stratified



True. But I think Roe will have legs for Dems for at least the next 2-3 presidential elections. They’ve scared an entire generation into fearing evil Republicans will take away their right to fuck.

Posted by: Montec at September 26, 2023 11:23 PM (jNncL)

294 Now tell me about the unsafe Deposit Boxes ....

Posted by: Ciampino

That's when you don't screw the mason jar lids on tight

Posted by: The Commerce Bank of Trailer Acres at September 26, 2023 11:23 PM (xIcGm)

295 Re 264: Thank you whichever COB took action - that was quick!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 26, 2023 11:24 PM (qPw5n)

296 Target and many other retailers (the entire SF Westfield downtown mall) built in some of the shittiest parts of town when things looked like they were going in the right direction. Then you got Prop 47 and other anti-enforcement steps and shit like the terrorist-spawn DA and everything fell apart in a hurry. I am three Targets south of SF...the one on the SF border is locked down tighter than God's sphincter but might survive due to some fairly well off local traffic, ours down here doesn't seem to have problems.

This is worth a read https://tinyurl.com/yc2u973a

Posted by: JEM at September 26, 2023 11:24 PM (8erNz)

297 Timcast had a video about the Baltimore killing of the Ceo before the killer had been named or caught. Apparently she was woke and her social media was filled with BLM crap and other social justice gibberish. Did not foresee evil consequences

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 26, 2023 11:24 PM (E4TV6)

298 297 Timcast had a video about the Baltimore killing of the Ceo before the killer had been named or caught. Apparently she was woke and her social media was filled with BLM crap and other social justice gibberish. Did not foresee evil consequences
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 26, 2023 11:24 PM (E4TV6)

They never do. Somehow they are incapable of understanding cause and effect.

Posted by: Sad she supported the policies that got her killed at September 26, 2023 11:26 PM (lR6tR)

299 252 Unions aren't our friends and never will be:

UAW President Fain Sees 'No Point' Meeting With Trump
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 26, 2023 11:11 PM (IG4Id)

No, nor will their leadership. Screw them.

The union MEMBERS on the other hand JUST MIGHT. I wonder how many would decertify the UAW if they had the chance.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 26, 2023 11:27 PM (8sMut)

300 Oooh I found the mystery click.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 26, 2023 11:27 PM (X7yt5)

301 True. But I think Roe will have legs for Dems for at least the next 2-3 presidential elections. They’ve scared an entire generation into fearing evil Republicans will take away their right to fuck.
Posted by: Montec at September 26, 2023 11:23 PM (jNncL)

Nobody is taking away your right to fuck. Just the right to murder any offspring you irresponsibly conceive.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2023 11:27 PM (HdNLc)

302 292 66 yo? Isn't that a bit old for that job?
Posted by: Ciampino - it's moider, I tell you at September 26, 2023 11:23 PM (qfLjt)


My experience with the big 3 US carriers is that they tend to be on the old side. I think it's a union seniority thing.

Posted by: CppThis at September 26, 2023 11:27 PM (PZvjL)

303 The union MEMBERS on the other hand JUST MIGHT. I wonder how many would decertify the UAW if they had the chance.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 26, 2023 11:27 PM (8sMut)

Union workers are held hostage by the union goons.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2023 11:28 PM (HdNLc)

304 can get ya into Pocatello Idaho for $800-900 tops. And that includes 50% off breakfast at MacDs.
Posted by: Diogenes
----
One of the options was suppose to be Park City, CO which I would have been ok with and probably would have gone to myself. But SF??? Really???

Posted by: lin-duh at September 26, 2023 11:28 PM (UUBmN)

305 Worrying about which slice of the electorate you need to woo is a waste of time as long as there are tractor trailer loads of fake ballots waiting to be fed into the crooked voting machines.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 26, 2023 11:28 PM (QS/Jn)

306 The union MEMBERS on the other hand JUST MIGHT. I wonder how many would decertify the UAW if they had the chance.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

If Trump started a union....

Posted by: A Miklos Boy can Dream... at September 26, 2023 11:28 PM (xIcGm)

307 >>Ahem - they won't be voting. At least not with their knowledge.

Maybe. But that's what I mean by the polls.

In 2020 the media helped convince people Biden was more popular than Trump with poll after poll showing him winning. The latest ABC/WaPo poll showed Joe losing by 10 points. That's a Democrat poll.

Might be off a bit but do you really think most people approve of the state of the country right now? Not everyone is a leftist loon even if they aren't Trump supporters.

Cheating only works if the result is believable and right now there is a growing core of leftists who want Joe to get out of the race. Nobody believes he is winning. Well stupid people do but there aren't that many of them.

Cheating only works when the supposed winner is a plausible candidate and Joe isn't in the basement anymore. He has a record and his polling is historically bad.

Unless the left is prepared to go full communist Joe is winning dick in 2024. And if he does we can shoot dice in the camps.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2023 11:28 PM (ZLI7S)

308 Nobody is taking away your right to fuck. Just the right to murder any offspring you irresponsibly conceive.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2023 11:27 PM (HdNLc)

What they want is a consequence-free no-fault existence.

Never mind that can never happen.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 26, 2023 11:28 PM (8sMut)

309 Night folks, cardiologist appointment at 9am. Fun, fun ,fun

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 26, 2023 11:29 PM (cot+J)

310 236 Study found GenZ gets scammed online more than any other generation. And it’s not even close. They are truly a stupid group of people. But they fancy themselves super duper educated and tech savvy. No dummies, spending 16 hours a day texting and instagramming doesn’t make one tech savvy.

Posted by: Montec at September 26, 2023 11:04 PM (jNncL)


I worked with a fellow whose wife worked from home via the webz - doing software coding and checking other employees code. I swear that a couple times every month the guy came to work with a tale of woe about every computer in the house being locked-up by malicious software or something. Mostly because the wife couldn't teach the two teenagers kids to not download and run malicious executable files. But she was not very smart either. Often she did the a bonehead download and run goof.

Experts! Yeah, no.

Posted by: GL at September 26, 2023 11:29 PM (5fDan)

311 Didn't some hipster comedian propose a $5000 a bullet tax?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2023 11:30 PM (63Dwl)

312 Worrying about which slice of the electorate you need to woo is a waste of time as long as there are tractor trailer loads of fake ballots waiting to be fed into the crooked voting machines.



Dust your ballots with powderized magnetic shavings

Posted by: AOP should be asked at September 26, 2023 11:30 PM (xIcGm)

313 In my burg whose is hoggish cost of living a decent 1 bedroom apartment can be had for $1200.

McDonalds pays $16-17 an hour. Working at mCds full time one can easily afford to live on their own.

As for other bills, at that income there are not many. Health insurance is free via Obamacare or Medicaid. There are Obama phones, free internet service, reduced cost electricity and on and on.

The yuutes living at home are just lazy fucks. And their parents are enablers and pieces of shit too,

Posted by: Montec at September 26, 2023 11:30 PM (jNncL)

314 Egh, my bad, didn't mean to cause beef with the pillow thing. Just a little frustrated by old man marketing tactics.

Posted by: CppThis at September 26, 2023 11:30 PM (PZvjL)

315 Well, I just had a fortunate concatenation of fuckups. Put my steak on the grill...and forgot about it, for some 20 minutes. "Oh, no! It's gonna be cremated." Well, it wasn't. Not even warm. The propane cylinder must have run out not 2 minutes into the cooking process. So I finished the steak in the skillet. Still was good.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2023 11:31 PM (HdNLc)

316 274 274 Drive your California-plated car to a shopping mall. Walk through mall, catch taxi or Uber on other side, go to gun shop, buy ammo, retrace steps.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

And leave your phone in the car.


By good fortune the Cabela's in Verdi, NV is on the same property as a casino/restaurant/kiddie game room complex and a gas station so losing your car for a while isn't a problem.

Oh, bring cash. Don't pay with a card. Sure the casino can help with that too.

Posted by: JEM at September 26, 2023 11:31 PM (8erNz)

317 Union workers are held hostage by the union goons.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2023 11:28 PM (HdNLc)

Extremely true, but they can't do anything to union members at the polls yet.

So, for now, they can vote for people the union does not approve of with impunity.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 26, 2023 11:31 PM (8sMut)

318 314 Egh, my bad, didn't mean to cause beef with the pillow thing. Just a little frustrated by old man marketing tactics.
Posted by: CppThis at September 26, 2023 11:30 PM (PZvjL)

At least he isn't doing clickbait marketing tactics.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 26, 2023 11:32 PM (8sMut)

319 Unless the left is prepared to go full communist



heh

Posted by: the Bolsheviks are INSIDE THE HOUSE at September 26, 2023 11:32 PM (xIcGm)

320 In response to Status Quo and Roadhouse Blues:

The Hoax - 1998 - High Expectations and Fistfull of Dirt

https://youtu.be/A-dC7w11lOk

I came across this band's masterpiece of British Blues, Humdinger [1998], some years ago on Spotify and immediately went about trying to get a copy. Eventually I had to order it out of England. The band was at its absolute peak in 1998 as is evident in the above live recording. The Hoax consisted of Jon Amor on guitar, Hugh Coltman on vocals and harmonica, Jess Davey on guitar, Robin Davey on bass, and Dave Raeburn on drums and was founded in 1991 and disbanded in 1998.

Posted by: lost in space at September 26, 2023 11:32 PM (P+nXg)

321 Well, I just had a fortunate concatenation of fuckups. Put my steak on the grill...and forgot about it, for some 20 minutes. "Oh, no! It's gonna be cremated." Well, it wasn't. Not even warm. The propane cylinder must have run out not 2 minutes into the cooking process. So I finished the steak in the skillet. Still was good.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2023 11:31 PM (HdNLc)

Too busy watching this?

https://tinyurl.com/yshfz855

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 26, 2023 11:33 PM (Angsy)

322 Oh, bring cash. Don't pay with a card. Sure the casino can help with that too.
Posted by: JEM at September 26, 2023 11:31 PM (8erNz)

That would rule out using Uber. Cabs might be OK.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2023 11:33 PM (HdNLc)

323 Oh there are more than 10. Many more

How about #1: If I wanted to waste hours of my life hanging around gas/charging stations, I would get a job there.

Posted by: Chuck C at September 26, 2023 11:33 PM (xttsV)

324 I don't like those store loyalty programs, either. The ones where you give them your magic jelly bean at checkout and get a discount, or allegedly redeemable points or whatever. I think it's a generational thing--us millennials aren't really into stuff like haggling either, we just want the fair and public price without a lot of nonsense.

Posted by: CppThis at September 26, 2023 11:35 PM (PZvjL)

325 How about #1: If I wanted to waste hours of my life hanging around gas/charging stations, I would get a job there.

Posted by: Chuck C at September 26, 2023 11:33 PM (xttsV)

We have those!

Posted by: EV Charging Station Honeys at September 26, 2023 11:35 PM (Angsy)

326 Some of the left's faves are beginning to bite THEM in the adz. Victor Davis Hanson had an EXCELLENT article about this today, available widely, and at Real Clear Politics, & elsewhere. (Or just search for "VDH within last week")

Affirmative action/racial preference college admissions? That's now hurting many of the same people who brought us that.

So is defund the police/Soros DAs-- those chickens are also coming home to roost.

VDH cites about a dozen examples of Left programs which are now starting to have unwelcome, unintended consequences for leftists themselves.

Posted by: mnw at September 26, 2023 11:36 PM (NLIak)

327 Not sure how effective they are against Fib-level location methods (doesn't change your IMEI or what tower you're connected to) but there are various GPS location spoofing apps and other developer tools that allow you to obfuscate your visible location to some extent.

Never toss your old phone if it still works, get a $7/mo Tello alternate number for it.

Posted by: JEM at September 26, 2023 11:37 PM (8erNz)

328 Ban estimates she spends at least $500 a month on various memberships and events aimed at making friends and maintaining connections. That includes a $2,500 annual membership to the social club Soho House and a $500 annual fee for the gym program ClassPass. That's on top of hundreds a month on lunches and dinners out.



Also Ban: stupid boomers are keeping me from buying a house. 😂

Posted by: Montec at September 26, 2023 11:37 PM (jNncL)

329 Prayers for you and your family.
(and see you in Tx in any case!)

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 26, 2023 11:11 PM (CnqNO)

Thanks. Depends on the Mrs. recovery in the end.

Posted by: Javems at September 26, 2023 11:37 PM (8I4hW)

330 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2023 11:31 PM (HdNLc)

Too busy watching this?


Posted by: OrangeEnt

Too busy mixing gas and oil for the Trabant.

Posted by: former Trabant pilot Miklos at September 26, 2023 11:38 PM (xIcGm)

331 Hey Horde, I have a dog rental here for about 70 days, best medicine ever. Son is not here, fiance and doggo are here. She just started a new job, the doggeh and I hang out a lot during the day. This is good for me.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 26, 2023 11:39 PM (Sgq8y)

332
Extremely true, but they can't do anything to union members at the polls yet.



With ballot harvesting I can see unions “helping” their members vote.

Posted by: Montec at September 26, 2023 11:40 PM (jNncL)

333 This is worth a read https://tinyurl.com/yc2u973a
Posted by: JEM at September 26, 2023 11:24 PM (8erNz)

Decent but the end was garbage, and the author lost it in infantile rage.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 26, 2023 11:40 PM (8sMut)

334 Is it white supremacy to note that all the looting in Philadelphia, LA, San Francisco, Chicago and every other Democrat run city is being done by blacks?

I don't care because it's true.

It's not white supremacists that are destroying this country with crime it's blacks and everyone knows it.

Facts matter.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2023 11:41 PM (ZLI7S)

335 Maybe I should buy some property in Primm, NV. Say, on the north side beyond prying eyes. So gun and ammo shops can set up shop there.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 26, 2023 11:43 PM (8sMut)

336 On this day: 26 Sep 2021
English musician Alan Lancaster died age 72 due to complications from multiple sclerosis. He is best known as a founding member and bassist of Status Quo, playing with the band from 1967 to 1985


Let's talk about the Mandela Effect: I was heavily into listening to music from about 1982 to 1990, and my range of listening was 1955+ (including some pre 1955 Benny Goodman and Andrews Sisters thanks to Abbott and Costello movies). I don't own any LPs, 45s, or CDs that contain a song by "Status Quo". I would swear that I never heard of the group until 10 years ago. I don't recognize any of their songs. Is this just me?

Posted by: Chuck C at September 26, 2023 11:44 PM (xttsV)

337 We have those!
Posted by: EV Charging Station Honeys


I can readily see a business case for this at the 48+ Tesla supercharger sites up and down I-5.

Have to see if Teslabitch.com is taken yet.

Posted by: JEM at September 26, 2023 11:45 PM (8erNz)

338 Maybe I should buy some property in Primm, NV. Say, on the north side beyond prying eyes. So gun and ammo shops can set up shop there.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

Big Guy get 10%, we OK

Posted by: ChineseAmmoCorp at September 26, 2023 11:45 PM (xIcGm)

339 With ballot harvesting I can see unions “helping” their members vote.
Posted by: Montec

Organic, free-range, sustainable harvesting

Posted by: Buddhist Monks with surprising amounts of cash at September 26, 2023 11:47 PM (xIcGm)

340 Is it white supremacy to note that all the looting in Philadelphia, LA, San Francisco, Chicago and every other Democrat run city is being done by blacks?

I don't care because it's true.

It's not white supremacists that are destroying this country with crime it's blacks and everyone knows it.

Facts matter.
Posted by: JackStraw

I agree. The left has created this situation where blacks are legally untouchable, especially in the major cities, and that part of the black population that is feral have responded in kind. I see this situation as a tactic to destroy what once passed for a normal society, and demoralize the general population into giving up to the left's demands.

Posted by: lost in space at September 26, 2023 11:48 PM (P+nXg)

341 I thought the reason he came out of the cellar is because he is down 10 points to Trump in the latest WaPo/ABC poll.
Posted by: ALH at September 26, 2023 10:38 PM (UbVu5)


He needs the UAW vote, and he already sold out to the manufacturers

Posted by: Kindltot at September 26, 2023 11:48 PM (xhaym)

342 It's not white supremacists that are destroying this country with crime it's blacks and everyone knows it.

Facts matter.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2023 11:41 PM (ZLI7S)



It is and it isn't.

This country is under siege from both the top and the bottom.

Governments and corporations from one end, feral humans and non-Americans from the other.

And nobody can get enough solid footing long enough to do anything about it. I really don't know what can be done, honestly. I just hide in my church, my rural home and pray and prepare.

I almost never go out anymore except to work or buy groceries or needed goods.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 26, 2023 11:48 PM (BUNKv)

343 The new cat just caught and ate a moth. Ick.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 26, 2023 11:49 PM (xhaym)

344 My wife and I live with the in-laws. Primarily because said In-laws are in their 80s and frail health. My wife almost has a full time job taking them to the doctor and such. And we pay the bills. But we don't pay rent.

Does that still get the mark of shame?

Posted by: GanGanowicz at September 26, 2023 11:50 PM (AxRGS)

345 I don't think so: aren't the Teton's also called the 'Saw Tooth mountains'?
I've been to the park and understand the latter.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 26, 2023 10:40 PM (CnqNO)


"Teton" is Spanish for "big tits"

In case you were wondering

Posted by: Kindltot at September 26, 2023 11:50 PM (xhaym)

346 Let's talk about the Mandela Effect: I was heavily into listening to music from about 1982 to 1990, and my range of listening was 1955+ (including some pre 1955 Benny Goodman and Andrews Sisters thanks to Abbott and Costello movies). I don't own any LPs, 45s, or CDs that contain a song by "Status Quo". I would swear that I never heard of the group until 10 years ago. I don't recognize any of their songs. Is this just me?

Nope.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 26, 2023 11:50 PM (Bd6X8)

347 I see this situation as a tactic to destroy what once passed for a normal society, and demoralize the general population into giving up to the left's demands.
Posted by: lost in space

1-Create problem

2-Blame Society

3-Solve problem by dictatorship

4-$$$$$$ (also the Thrill of the Power)

Posted by: Miklos can do this on a hated Powerpoint at September 26, 2023 11:50 PM (xIcGm)

348 Big Guy get 10%, we OK
Posted by: ChineseAmmoCorp at September 26, 2023 11:45 PM (xIcGm)

Hey, I get to do this rather than deal with getting approval from a city council, school board, county government, state and federal legislation? I just bribe one guy? Sign me up!

Posted by: Prospective business owner at September 26, 2023 11:50 PM (8sMut)

349 Rat-in-the-Box is fucking awful.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 26, 2023 11:50 PM (q4g6M)

350 The new cat just caught and ate a moth. Ick.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 26, 2023 11:49 PM (xhaym)

Dusty, they are. Give her a nice drink of water.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2023 11:51 PM (HdNLc)

351 "Teton" is Spanish for "big tits"

In case you were wondering
Posted by: Kindltot

Mexican Weathergirls have the best weather

Posted by: Miklos is easily distracted at September 26, 2023 11:52 PM (xIcGm)

352 One of the options was suppose to be Park City, CO which I would have been ok with and probably would have gone to myself.

Is there a Park City in CO?

Park City UT ain't the cheap seats, spent a certain amount of time there over the past years including a week of covid quarantine. Pretty, though.

Posted by: JEM at September 26, 2023 11:52 PM (8erNz)

353 I never heard of "Sttus Quo" before tonight.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 26, 2023 11:53 PM (S6gqv)

354 348 Big Guy get 10%, we OK
Posted by: ChineseAmmoCorp at September 26, 2023 11:45 PM (xIcGm)

Hey, I get to do this rather than deal with getting approval from a city council, school board, county government, state and federal legislation? I just bribe one guy? Sign me up!
Posted by: Prospective business owner at September 26, 2023 11:50 PM (8sMut)

You POS, you just have to put up with that. AND YOU WILL PAY YOUR EMPLOYEES MORE THAN YOU. If you do not, we will send the police over to give you a beating you won't ever forget.

AND YOU WILL DO ALL OF THIS. With a smile on your face. Because Patriotism.

Posted by: Prospective business owner at September 26, 2023 11:53 PM (8sMut)

355 Qou Vadis>>>Status Quo

Posted by: Miklosius Caroliniensis at September 26, 2023 11:53 PM (xIcGm)

356 GRAN Teton is big tips. Petit Teton is pepper tots.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 26, 2023 11:54 PM (S6gqv)

357
You POS, you just have to put up with that. AND YOU WILL PAY YOUR EMPLOYEES MORE THAN YOU. If you do not, we will send the police over to give you a beating you won't ever forget.

AND YOU WILL DO ALL OF THIS. With a smile on your face. Because Patriotism.
Posted by: Prospective business owner at September 26, 2023 11:53 PM (8sMut)

We can't believe we'd debase ourselves by calling ourselves a "prospective business owner". Disgusting.

Posted by: Americans at September 26, 2023 11:54 PM (8sMut)

358 Chi-chi's was a Mexican restaurant chain in the NE. Until they killed 4 people.

I'd tell Mexican guys this and laugh like hyenas.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 26, 2023 11:55 PM (q4g6M)

359 Mexican Weathergirls have the best weather
Posted by: Miklos is easily distracted at September 26, 2023 11:52 PM (xIcGm)

Too bad they have the fattest asses out there. Gross.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 26, 2023 11:55 PM (8sMut)

360 >>I see this situation as a tactic to destroy what once passed for a normal society, and demoralize the gener

Your right. It is a tactic. And if you point out the obvious you are called a racist.

The left has spent decades destroying the black family and creating an army of under educated, poor blacks and pointing them at us and now they have turned them loose to commit whatever crimes they want with zero repercussions and we are all seeing the results but we aren't supposed to talk about them.

But we better and soon.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2023 11:57 PM (ZLI7S)

361 Let's talk about the Mandela Effect: I was heavily into listening to music from about 1982 to 1990, and my range of listening was 1955+ (including some pre 1955 Benny Goodman and Andrews Sisters thanks to Abbott and Costello movies). I don't own any LPs, 45s, or CDs that contain a song by "Status Quo". I would swear that I never heard of the group until 10 years ago. I don't recognize any of their songs. Is this just me?

Nope.
Posted by: Blanco Basura

I theorize that streaming services via generated playlists and "radio stations" that delve into certain styles have exposed bands that were extremely difficult to come across 10 or 20 years ago. My discovery of The Hoax happened this way. These days, because of Spotify in my case, has greatly expanded the number I have discovered and now follow; somedays I will spend hours going down rabbit hole after rabbit hole. It is a pretty great experience.

Posted by: lost in space at September 26, 2023 11:58 PM (P+nXg)

362 Maybe I should buy some property in Primm, NV. Say, on the north side beyond prying eyes. So gun and ammo shops can set up shop there.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33



Psssttt!
10 PM, in the alley between Main and Jackson. White van.
Password is crackers.
I got the good stuff.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 26, 2023 11:58 PM (uSHSS)

363

I bought this 45rpm single in 1968 when I was in high school.

https://youtu.be/3yIqbVDf3OU

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2023 11:58 PM (63Dwl)

364 Ok I listened to part of that clip by Status Quo. I used to hang our with garage bands that were better than that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 26, 2023 11:58 PM (S6gqv)

365 Chi-chi's was a Mexican restaurant chain in the NE. Until they killed 4 people.

I'd tell Mexican guys this and laugh like hyenas.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Hey

I was cool guy

Amigo of Nixon even

Posted by: Chi-Chi Rodriguez at September 26, 2023 11:59 PM (xIcGm)

366 Awesome IG. Gotcha in the prayer list.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ne Obliviscaris at September 27, 2023 12:01 AM (lWuFn)

367 I bought this 45rpm single in 1968 when I was in high school.

https://youtu.be/3yIqbVDf3OU
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2023 11:58 PM (63Dwl)

I remember that! It got airplay on Vancouver radio, back in the day. Wasn't really my cup of tea, so I never bought the records.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2023 12:01 AM (HdNLc)

368 Hey BC, Have you considered giving Robert up for adoption. Be sure to specify that he is most affectionate and loving, you cannot take care of him because you have been stricken with a rare disease yourself (self preservation). Robert the cat may have just been a bad seed, sired by Potlandia and your everyday common housecat, Karen. I think that there are many better cats out there for you.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 27, 2023 12:01 AM (Sgq8y)

369 Is it just me, or does Duck Duck Go like, totally suck as a search engine?

Posted by: Queries from Miklos at September 27, 2023 12:01 AM (xIcGm)

370 Matchstick men! Now there's a song I remember!

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 27, 2023 12:03 AM (S6gqv)

371 Is it just me, or does Duck Duck Go like, totally suck as a search engine?
Posted by: Queries from Miklos at September 27, 2023 12:01 AM (xIcGm)

All search engines seem to suck now. I don't think any of them anymore allow you to use Boolean operators to refine searches.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2023 12:03 AM (HdNLc)

372 Is it just me, or does Duck Duck Go like, totally suck as a search engine?

Posted by: Queries from Miklos at September 27, 2023 12:01 AM (xIcGm)

I heard they always goose the results.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 27, 2023 12:04 AM (Angsy)

373 White supremacists strike again in Philadelphia.

https://tinyurl.com/wvzcjw2x

How long are we supposed to ignore the obvious?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 27, 2023 12:04 AM (ZLI7S)

374 All search engines seem to suck now. I don't think any of them anymore allow you to use Boolean operators to refine searches.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Like, what is "Boolean"

Posted by: everyone <29 at September 27, 2023 12:05 AM (xIcGm)

375 Did this ever get posted round these parts?

https://tinyurl.com/7d2hjm5b

Some of it surprising to me.

I regard Taco Bell as pretty awful, and with a billion taquerias and trucks around here it only matters after midnight when every cop in the area assumes someone doing drive-thru at 2am is a field sobriety test waiting to happen.

Public safety announcement: when the Christmas lights go on behind you, park safely signaling any turns, shut off the engine, and throw the keys if so equipped on the dash. If armed let the cop know as calmly as possible.

Posted by: JEM at September 27, 2023 12:05 AM (8erNz)

376 All search engines seem to suck now. I don't think any of them anymore allow you to use Boolean operators to refine searches.

Wouldn't surprise me a bit. Gotta maximize that advertiser revenue.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 27, 2023 12:05 AM (Bd6X8)

377 Is it just me, or does Duck Duck Go like, totally suck as a search engine?
Posted by: Queries from Miklos

It sucks. Take a look at Brave's search engine.

Posted by: lost in space at September 27, 2023 12:05 AM (P+nXg)

378 Like, what is "Boolean"

Posted by: everyone

A resident of Boo?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 27, 2023 12:06 AM (Angsy)

379 Holy crap. It's raining pretty good.

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan, she's still free! at September 27, 2023 12:07 AM (OdaX4)

380
Yes, search engines are garbage now. I remember in the early days, Google was awesome. You can find any sort of arcane and exotic and/or highly technical info. It was designed that way, by people who tried to create a "search engine" properly, giving you the most relevant information based on the query.

Now, it's become nothing but a vehicle to sell you shit and push woke leftist propaganda. It's been deliberately dumbed down as well.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 27, 2023 12:10 AM (Mzdiz)

381 AltaVista (for whom I once worked) was to my knowledge the last (perhaps only) search engine to have a SQLish query language, which as a longtime SQL guy was very useful, and that's been a long time.

These days it's mostly DuckDuckGo for me.

Posted by: JEM at September 27, 2023 12:11 AM (8erNz)

382 "geofencing"

One way to live life: get a dumb phone. Leave shmart phone home, with power on.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 27, 2023 12:14 AM (Rbu5d)

383 369 Is it just me, or does Duck Duck Go like, totally suck as a search engine?

Posted by: Queries from Miklos at September 27, 2023 12:01 AM (xIcGm)


No, it's not just you. it blows goats. I want to have a less evil alternative to Goooooogle, but Duck Duck Go ain't it. It typically gives me a couple of somewhat relevant links, then fills the rest of the page with completely unrelated useless crap.

Posted by: a.moron at September 27, 2023 12:14 AM (F6Xpw)

384 379 Holy crap. It's raining pretty good.
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan, she's still free! at September 27, 2023 12:07 AM (OdaX4)

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You one-percenters with all your "rain" and shit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 27, 2023 12:15 AM (bQKgA)

385 The company said it “cannot continue operating these stores because theft and organized retail crime are threatening the safety of our team and guests, and contributing to unsustainable business performance.” Target can only be successful “if the working and shopping environment is safe for all,” the company said.

Target said that before making the “difficult decision” to shutter the nine stores, it invested heavily in “strategies to prevent and stop theft.”
~~~~~

Oh, just STFU. Are you really such a bunch of woke p***ies that you can't bring yourselves to say "get these animals under control or we're leaving"?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 26, 2023 10:10 PM (I/Qkd)


I love the smell of a rhetorical question in the -- now -- morning.

Posted by: RickZ at September 27, 2023 12:15 AM (emlEe)

386 @363 Oh for cryin' out loud, that's them. A weird quirk:
they had a 60 year career with hit songs every year in the UK, and toured all over the world, and were a one-hit wonder here.

This of course proves that they're just not good enough for the rest-home demigods of AoS.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 27, 2023 12:15 AM (4PZHB)

387 374 All search engines seem to suck now. I don't think any of them anymore allow you to use Boolean operators to refine searches.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Like, what is "Boolean"

Posted by: everyone

It's a Halloween thing, like a ghost. Boo!

Posted by: a.moron at September 27, 2023 12:16 AM (F6Xpw)

388 To paraphrase Chinese dissidents: Amazon is asshole. In 2005, when one daughter was about to get married and other was accepted for a summer study program at Oxford, I decided to try selling my books through Amazon. I had collected more than 5,000 at the time.

All went well until January. I had racked up 3,500+ sales and a 97% approval rate, getting new stock at book sales over the years. But Amazon said they'd suspend my account if I didn't give them info on my bank and credit card accounts. No matter that they already had the bank info -- that's where they auto-deposit the money from my sales -- and credit info, since my card is on file for purchases.

To top things off, when I tried to submit the info online, the process didn't work, and their seller "help" is less than useless. The reps seem to work in the jungles of Indonesia, and English is their 4th language (just after ourangutan).

I haven't tried that hard to reinstate my account. They keep bumping up the cut they take from third-party sellers, and their shipping reimbursement hasn't covered the real cost for years. And now they take a cut of the shipping fee plus the book cost.

For once, I hope the FTC kicks their ass.

Posted by: outside adjitator at September 27, 2023 12:17 AM (Qoa6L)

389 This is what we need more of.

Fuck the left. No more dealing with their agenda.

https://tinyurl.com/5n748rm3

Posted by: JackStraw at September 27, 2023 12:17 AM (ZLI7S)

390 Howdy, Nurse! We're getting intermittent rain down here in southern Oregon, which is good because we were still getting hit with smoke from the fires near the coast and down in N. California.

The fat cat is currently snuggled up to me and wondering if she can get away with using my leg as a pincushion for her claws...

Posted by: PabloD at September 27, 2023 12:17 AM (c260R)

391 This of course proves that they're just not good enough for the rest-home demigods of AoS.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 27, 2023 12:15 AM (4PZHB)

Maybe they just didn't get marketed properly in North America.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2023 12:18 AM (HdNLc)

392 381 AltaVista (for whom I once worked)

I'm not sure there's a book in why they failed, but fail they did for internal reasons.

After Compaq bought DEC my team did some work on what people were searching for and the results were...yeah, that. Wasn't what management wanted to hear.

Also, the index wasn't self-updating, it was a monthly all hands on deck exercise for the ex-DEC sysadmin folks who if it's been up to me would have all been fired, they were little mushrooms living in their own little cave taking direction from no one. An automated index update would have elicited tears and screaming from this lot.

Posted by: JEM at September 27, 2023 12:19 AM (8erNz)

393 Worth noting re the now morte young female exec in Baltimore...her body was found in her apartment. No information indicates the door was forced. Her apartment was in a very expensive, secure building. These typically have multiple layers of security for the benefit of their affluent residents. Her social media, at least what's been reviewed so far, is very heavy on the social justice and BLM rhetoric.

Odds that the perpetrator was unknown to the victim are pretty low. Throw in that BPD has a specific name for a case in which they were called after the body was cold, meaning at best they'd have camera footage to work from...yeah. This was a relationship. Calling it right now.

Posted by: SeaWorldActual at September 27, 2023 12:21 AM (+vlZh)

394 Now, it's become nothing but a vehicle to sell you shit and push woke leftist propaganda. It's been deliberately dumbed down as well.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 27, 2023 12:10 AM (Mzdiz)


It's not even good for shopping anymore, much less for finding information. The search engine is designed to give the most redundant, pedestrian, officially "approved" results. Drives me nuts.

Posted by: Emmie at September 27, 2023 12:21 AM (Sf2cq)

395 @391 I can't say for sure, but when a guy who can't type his words out correctly me assures me that they wouldn't cut it with the garage bands he knew, I can tell I'm up against a real cultural icon.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 27, 2023 12:23 AM (4PZHB)

396 Then there was the contest where the rules and software to handle entry submissions were, uh, loose, and the company got botted out of a Porsche by an East Coast cop who knew how to write Perl...

Posted by: JEM at September 27, 2023 12:27 AM (8erNz)

397 Chi-chi's was a Mexican restaurant chain in the NE. Until they killed 4 people.

I'd tell Mexican guys this and laugh like hyenas.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory


We don't get it.

Posted by: La Cucaracha Restaurante at September 27, 2023 12:28 AM (DgGvY)

398 Christone "Kingfish" Ingram - 662
https://youtu.be/QdC99sQRd1s

He is a terrific talent.

Posted by: lost in space at September 27, 2023 12:28 AM (P+nXg)

399 Odds that the perpetrator was unknown to the victim are pretty low. Throw in that BPD has a specific name for a case in which they were called after the body was cold, meaning at best they'd have camera footage to work from...yeah. This was a relationship. Calling it right now.
Posted by: SeaWorldActual at September 27, 2023 12:21 AM (+vlZh)

Maybe she got tired of his shit, and told him to leave, and he took it badly.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2023 12:29 AM (HdNLc)

400 No, it's not just you. it blows goats. I want to have a less evil alternative to Goooooogle, but Duck Duck Go ain't it. It typically gives me a couple of somewhat relevant links, then fills the rest of the page with completely unrelated useless crap.
Posted by: a.moron at September 27, 2023 12:14 AM (F6Xpw)


Try Qwant.com

Then try Yandex

Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2023 12:30 AM (xhaym)

401 Does this look like white supremacy to you?

https://tinyurl.com/aach997d

Speak the truth and don't be afraid. The left is purposely destroying our culture and out country and they want to prevent you from speaking the truth.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 27, 2023 12:30 AM (ZLI7S)

402 Try Qwant.com

Then try Yandex
Posted by: Kindltot

Just reset to Qwant

Posted by: Miklos sees immediate improvement at September 27, 2023 12:31 AM (xIcGm)

403 "Target and many other retailers (the entire SF Westfield downtown mall) built in some of the shittiest parts of town"

Sad thing is, the Westfield is on Market Street, which bisects half the city. It's not an obscure street. Hell, it's where most of the MUNI and BART underground stations run. What a town....

Posted by: SFGoth at September 27, 2023 12:32 AM (KAi1n)

404 Then try Yandex
Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2023 12:30 AM (xhaym)

Yandex pisses me off by demanding I do a Captcha challenge to see the next page of results. But maybe they are being plagued by bot attacks because, Russia.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2023 12:35 AM (HdNLc)

405 If I lived in a big blue city metro area I would be worried about the day when so many necessary businesses pull out that the feral population starts heading to the suburban rings cities to forage. The deconstruction of our urban centers is accelerating and it seems the first and best defense is to get as far away from them as possible.

Posted by: lost in space at September 27, 2023 12:36 AM (P+nXg)

406 Maybe she got tired of his shit, and told him to leave, and he took it badly.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2023 12:29 AM (HdNLc)

That's my current read on it as well. Sadly, not an unusual turn of affairs, and elite BCGs lack the basic survival skills to understand the danger they're playing with.

Posted by: SeaWorldActual at September 27, 2023 12:36 AM (+vlZh)

407 That's some bad craziness in Philadelphia.

Anyone heard from Wyatt Earp today?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 27, 2023 12:36 AM (Y6AXb)

408 > Chi-chi's was a Mexican restaurant chain in the NE.

That's Chy-Chy Rodrigweeze.

Posted by: Les Nessman at September 27, 2023 12:38 AM (Y6AXb)

Play Date Cafe


birdsatsunset.jpg

Shere Khan has a cold.

Infrared camera catches a guy's dog... doing stuff while he tries to sleep.

ICYMI: This turtle is a badass.

Trying to find your new TV friend.

Gassy horse.

Self-sufficient doggo.

It's just basic animal instinct.

Parakeet-stepping goon.

When will this miserable rain end?

In 1997, a horse observed a bike race in France and thought, "What a bunch of goons! I can take 'em all!"

A turtle migration.

Girl's got a ton of altitude.

Girl's got some swing in her step.

More elephant hijackers.

Doggo makes some sweet music.



Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:30 PM




Comments

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1 Willowed, good timing:

Someone posted it earlier, but it's worth watching the diverse cashier at a Jack in the Box shooting at a customer who apparently requested that he receive the food he paid for:

https://tinyurl.com/2xo3y6ny

Posted by: Family members won't listen to Gandalf anymore at September 26, 2023 07:32 PM (de2/z)

2 Awe yeah...second!

Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 26, 2023 07:34 PM (GTqXr)

3
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 26, 2023 07:34 PM (ENBF0)

4 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2023 07:36 PM (fwDg9)

5 Horse got excited and wanted to join the race.

Posted by: steevy at September 26, 2023 07:36 PM (FQmDC)

6 The cuteness overload video is adorable of course, but I especially love the out-of-place black and white puppy and how its rear-end switches sides as it runs.

Posted by: Family members won't listen to Gandalf anymore at September 26, 2023 07:37 PM (de2/z)

7 Couple quick ones and it's going to be lights out.

Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2023 07:37 PM (fwDg9)

8 Panda is feeling what I am, supposed to not rain tomorrow

Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2023 07:39 PM (fwDg9)

9 That dog doing "stuff" is an ROFL!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 26, 2023 07:39 PM (l1kOz)

10 Disinformation Expert Ace.
Not sure I like the initials.

Posted by: RI Red at September 26, 2023 07:39 PM (xZEBF)

11 Couple quick ones and it's going to be lights out.

Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2023 07:37 PM (fwDg9)



Can it be midrats yet?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 07:40 PM (xTRSc)

12 Someone posted it earlier, but it's worth watching the diverse cashier at a Jack in the Box shooting at a customer who apparently requested that he receive the food he paid for:

https://tinyurl.com/2xo3y6ny
Posted by: Family members won't listen to Gandalf anymore at September 26, 2023 07:32 PM (de2/z)

Not an issue in NY - a judge in NYC just ruled that if you get more than he thinks you should for what you paid, then you're a criminal - so it should be no problem killing these cheapskate criminal customers, I guess...

Posted by: Boswell at September 26, 2023 07:41 PM (K+UlC)

13 Good evening, horde!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 26, 2023 07:41 PM (OX9vb)

14 a judge in NYC just ruled that if you get more than he thinks you should for what you paid

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For a second there I thought it was "more than what YOU (as in the customer) thinks you should for what you paid", and I thought "well that seems easy enough."

Posted by: Family members won't listen to Gandalf anymore at September 26, 2023 07:43 PM (de2/z)

15 Turtles are obviously out to take over the world.

Posted by: wth at September 26, 2023 07:43 PM (v0R5T)

16 It's too cute when different animals are friends

Well, time to turn this off, was falling asleep driving home today.
Hope everyone has a great evening

Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2023 07:44 PM (fwDg9)

17 I was up in the Sierra's one time around Arnold, CA.

Ladybug Spawn. Half an inch thick on the ground. In the Air. On tree trunks. I will never forget it.

Posted by: DOYLE at September 26, 2023 07:45 PM (Z8Yh2)

18
There was a question earlier today whether great players made bad manager/coaches. I had a look at the 23 MLB Hall of Famers who made it as managers and only Red Schoendienst and Joe Torre can be said to have the qualifications as players to have been inducted on that basis. Of the inductees who made it as players, only Mickey Cocrhane, Frank Chance (a bad choice) and (maybe) Lou Boudreau can be considered as successful managers.

Actually, I can't find any great NFL players who were also great coaches. And the great coaches either never played in the NFL or had very brief careers.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 26, 2023 07:47 PM (MoZTd)

19 For a second there I thought it was "more than what YOU (as in the customer) thinks you should for what you paid", and I thought "well that seems easy enough."
Posted by: Family members won't listen to Gandalf anymore at September 26, 2023 07:43 PM (de2/z)

I kinda read that as the same thing - I wouldn't buy Jack-n-the-Box' shit if I thought I was way overpaying, so I'd hope to get more than I paid for...but now Judge Jack-n-the-Boxhead from NYC has decided that for me. I suppose if the JNTB clerk just shoots me and takes my money and my food, he can just claim that I was criminally stealing more than I deserved under NYC Judge Nincompoop's ruling.

Posted by: Boswell at September 26, 2023 07:48 PM (K+UlC)

20 The Yak Proliferation Society is picketing this site.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 26, 2023 07:49 PM (a0olZ)

21
Not an issue in NY - a judge in NYC just ruled that if you get more than he thinks you should for what you paid, then you're a criminal - so it should be no problem killing these cheapskate criminal customers, I guess...
Posted by: Boswell at September 26, 2023 07:41 PM (K+UlC)


May as well lock up all the brokerage traders who dealt in mortgage-backed securities.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 26, 2023 07:49 PM (MoZTd)

22 Best horse versus bicycle race ever.

Posted by: 13times at September 26, 2023 07:50 PM (8FYlD)

23 Willowed, good timing:

Someone posted it earlier, but it's worth watching the diverse cashier at a Jack in the Box shooting at a customer who apparently requested that he receive the food he paid for:

https://tinyurl.com/2xo3y6ny
Posted by: Family members won't listen to Gandalf anymore

"Ramos, who'd traveled to Houston for work after the 2021 winter storm, picked up his 6-year-old daughter and pregnant wife at Bush Intercontinental and stopped at the drive-thru for a quick bite. According to Willey's reporting, Ramos paid $12.99 for a 'Classic Buttery Jack' combo meal at the window. Jack-in-the-Box employee Alonniea Fantasia Ford got into an argument with Ramos after Ramos allegedly didn't receive the curly fries that came with the meal, per Willey.

Video obtained by ABC 13 shows that Ford pulled out and cocked a gun less than halfway through the argument. Minutes later, Ford can be seen on video hurling ice and condiment packets through the drive-thru window at Ramos before brandishing the gun, prompting Ramos to speed away from the restaurant. Ford fired at least two shots at the family as they fled, according to Willey's reporting on the lawsuit"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 26, 2023 07:53 PM (FVME7)

24 Horse?
Y'know who else was "gassy"?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at September 26, 2023 07:53 PM (G8YqU)

25 Oh, dear, the one of the night camera dog while guy tries to sleep...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 26, 2023 07:54 PM (MeG8a)

26 Years ago, an attorney I knew had a client how couldn't pay him so he accepted a worthless mining claim in settlement of the debt. Years go by and the claim appreciated in value. The former client grieved him alleging the attorney overcharged him. The attorney rsceived a public censure and had his name smeared all over in front God and everybody.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 26, 2023 07:55 PM (FVME7)

27 May as well lock up all the brokerage traders who dealt in mortgage-backed securities.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 26, 2023 07:49 PM (MoZTd)

Ha! Some Nazi looking short haired chick with big glasses on The FIVE (Fox News) today, upon hearing that someone formerly in the newsroom was selling concert and sport tickets for a profit, blurted out "I hope he's in jail!"

Not one person on the panel pointed out that the US stock market would be essentially illegal under that plan - not even Greg Gutfeld - real idiots. Good grief.

Posted by: Boswell at September 26, 2023 07:56 PM (K+UlC)

28 IRON CHEF MORIMOTO GOES DOWN!!

And thus ends Battle Angler Fish.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 07:56 PM (XV/Pl)

29 Oh, dear, the one of the night camera dog while guy tries to sleep...
Posted by: gourmand du jour

He goes full Jeffrey Toobin on him!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 26, 2023 07:57 PM (FVME7)

30 In 2019 when CCP member Jonathan Li supposedly wired Hunter $260,000 to Joe's house Hunter was living in California.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2023 07:58 PM (ZLI7S)

31 Baby do them legs go all the way up?

Ever seen a watermelon get eaten whole?

Posted by: HippoPickupLines at September 26, 2023 07:58 PM (FhXTo)

32 The Yak Proliferation Society is picketing this site.
Posted by: Ben Had
------

You're not supposed to talk back...

Posted by: The Coasters at September 26, 2023 07:59 PM (6qpYX)

33 After much deliberation and numerous Gimlets...

I have ruled this to be the best metal performance ever captured on video tape.

https://tinyurl.com/yq54ce8m

It's not just the ripping drums, or the galloping unrelenting bass, or when the guitarist takes a solo, he takes ALL the solos, nor is it the vocal performance worthy of an Epic Muldoon Poem, it's the totality of the aural assault that comes in wave after unrelenting wave.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 08:00 PM (XV/Pl)

34 10 minute video of 12 scary wild elephant encounters. No one was hurt.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NlVqtGtZj74

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 26, 2023 08:00 PM (FVME7)

35 Video obtained by ABC 13 shows that Ford pulled out and cocked a gun less than halfway through the argument. Minutes later, Ford can be seen on video hurling ice and condiment packets through the drive-thru window at Ramos before brandishing the gun, prompting Ramos to speed away from the restaurant. Ford fired at least two shots at the family as they fled, according to Willey's reporting on the lawsuit"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

--

Dang. Thanks for the context.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 26, 2023 08:01 PM (n/6gj)

36
Fantasia Ford?

Really?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2023 08:01 PM (tf17a)

37 Also you should consider:

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just Alonniea Fantasia?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 26, 2023 08:02 PM (n/6gj)

38 VDH toward the end of his podcast today describes air travel with dogs. Says he's never seen one defecate or urinate in flight. But, pass gas, absolutely. One dog did so and then started licking VDH's leg, the woman owner of the dog says "Oh, he likes you" and the dog starts rapidly humping VDH's leg.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 26, 2023 08:02 PM (MeG8a)

39
*dammit. I wish we had thought about that. Ford Fantasia*

Posted by: Ford Marketing Dept. at September 26, 2023 08:02 PM (tf17a)

40 Apparently, someone got into the Beefarino again.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 26, 2023 08:03 PM (aXxgO)

41 It would be interesting to know if there are more Fantasia Fords, Fantasia Jones, or Fantasia Jacksons in the U.S.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 26, 2023 08:04 PM (n/6gj)

42 >>>doggo

Someone's been spending too much time reading the NY Post.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 26, 2023 08:05 PM (klJTj)

43 How do you get a Yak drunk?
With a bottle of cogn- Yak

Posted by: Ben Had at September 26, 2023 08:05 PM (a0olZ)

44 Dogboy shows off his gear.

https://tinyurl.com/yc6wy9k9

Posted by: lost in space at September 26, 2023 08:06 PM (P+nXg)

45 *dammit. I wish we had thought about that. Ford Fantasia*
Posted by: Ford Marketing Dept. at September 26, 2023 08:02 PM (tf17a)

The horn plays clips from The Sorcerer's Apprentice?

Posted by: Vanya at September 26, 2023 08:06 PM (v27SO)

46 That one dog really hates the other. Such determination to push him in.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 26, 2023 08:06 PM (aXxgO)

47 If a yak vomits...

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 26, 2023 08:06 PM (n/6gj)

48 How do you get a Yak drunk?
With a bottle of cogn- Yak
Posted by: Ben Had at September 26, 2023 08:05 PM (a0olZ)

Why do mermaids wear seashells?
They grew out of their B shells.

Posted by: Vanya at September 26, 2023 08:07 PM (v27SO)

49 The Yak Proliferation Society is picketing this site.
Posted by: Ben Had


We won't cross the fruited plain picket line.

Posted by: Purple Martins' Majesty at September 26, 2023 08:07 PM (a3Q+t)

50 hiya

Posted by: JT at September 26, 2023 08:07 PM (T4tVD)

51 the dog starts rapidly humping

The real reason Blondie was killed

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at September 26, 2023 08:08 PM (G8YqU)

52 Also you should consider:

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just Alonniea Fantasia?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948

Actually, it's getting to be that time of year so I'm going to go ahead and pull the trigger.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 26, 2023 08:08 PM (FVME7)

53 I really like dogs except for, you know...
humping

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 26, 2023 08:09 PM (MeG8a)

54 What does it take to get a penguin around here?

Posted by: Leopard Seal at September 26, 2023 08:11 PM (a3Q+t)

55 Girl's got a ton of altitude.

One misstep, one gust of wind away from a really ugly death. So very foolish. Just to post on social media. Just stupid.

Unless it's CGI in which case it's still irresponsible because some fool will try to copy cat IRL what they think is real.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 26, 2023 08:11 PM (aXxgO)

56
Actually, it's getting to be that time of year so I'm going to go ahead and pull the trigger.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice!

--

hahaha

FWIW, we tried the Wendy's pumpkin spice frosty. It's too much. Too sweet and too pumpkiny-spicey. Even the kids thought it was too sweet, so that says a lot.

It's a shame because they replaced their strawberry with it, and the strawberry frosty is fantastic.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 26, 2023 08:14 PM (n/6gj)

57 @56

>>FWIW, we tried the Wendy's pumpkin spice frosty.

The only thing pumpkin belongs in is pumpkin pie, anything else is Bourgeoisie Decadence.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 08:16 PM (XV/Pl)

58 Does shooty fat ass jack in the box cow still work there?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at September 26, 2023 08:16 PM (G8YqU)

59 Unless it's CGI in which case it's still irresponsible because some fool will try to copy cat IRL what they think is real.

I never understood people who f*cked themselves up copying stuff they saw on "Jackass." I mean, it's right there in the name.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 26, 2023 08:16 PM (nfrXX)

60 Colin Wright
@SwipeWright
🚨BREAKING: The American Anthropological Association the Canadian Anthropology Society have cancelled the panel "Let’s Talk About Sex, Baby: Why biological sex remains a necessary analytic category in anthropology" scheduled to take place at their annual conference.
. . . .
The panelists responded to the sudden cancellation of the scheduled panel discussion, expressing their disappointment that the AAA and CASCA "have chosen to forbid scholarly dialogue" on this topic.
They also firmly rejected the "false accusation" that "to support the continued use of biological sex categories (e.g., male and female; man and woman) is to imperil the safety of the LGBTQI community."

-
Damn anthropologists and their damn biological sex!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 26, 2023 08:16 PM (FVME7)

61
Unless it's CGI in which case it's still irresponsible because some fool will try to copy cat IRL what they think is real.

--

I was trying to figure out how she'd get the permits, but I guess if it's in the middle east or some other sh*thole country she could probably just have her sugar daddy give the security guard a $50 bill and that would be that.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 26, 2023 08:17 PM (n/6gj)

62 What does it take to get a penguin around here?

$20 bucks, same as in town.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at September 26, 2023 08:17 PM (G8YqU)

63 Thomas Bender, pumpkin ravioli are especially good.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 26, 2023 08:17 PM (a0olZ)

64 Girls got a ton of altitude.

Yeah. Too dumb. Too risky.
Just show us the bewbs.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 26, 2023 08:18 PM (uSHSS)

65 >>FWIW, we tried the Wendy's pumpkin spice frosty.

The only thing pumpkin belongs in is pumpkin pie, anything else is Bourgeoisie Decadence.

-

I'm not a fan of the flavor but Wendys really did a great job with their strawberry so I was willing to give it a shot. It will probably do well, but it's not subtle at all.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 26, 2023 08:19 PM (n/6gj)

66 "cashier at a Jack in the Box shooting at a customer"

"Ford was initially charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, but pleaded guilty to a lesser charge of deadly conduct and got one year deferred adjudication and completed it in June, according to court documents."

That's right. Deferred adjudication for shooting at a customer because of a dispute about an order. She fired a f***ing gun at a family while separated by a car and a building.

But, yeah, the gun is the problem and not the person.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 26, 2023 08:20 PM (aXxgO)

67 Good Lord I loathe anything punkin.

I'd rather eat turnips.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at September 26, 2023 08:20 PM (T/Lqj)

68 >63 Thomas Bender, pumpkin ravioli are especially good.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 26, 2023 08:17 PM (a0olZ)

Pumpkin, ricotta, parmigiano and a pinch of nutmeg for the filling served with a brown butter sage sauce.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 26, 2023 08:21 PM (GTqXr)

69 @63

>>Thomas Bender, pumpkin ravioli are especially good.

Fair point, was not considered.

Amended: The only thing pumpkin belongs in is pumpkin pie and ravioli anything else is Bourgeoisie Decadence.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 08:21 PM (XV/Pl)

70 Girl's got a ton of altitude

One of the famous Chinese doing it fell while daring fate.
Posted by: 13times at September 26, 2023 08:20 PM (K3B2k)


Whu?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 26, 2023 08:21 PM (uSHSS)

71 So in order to try and claim Trump is committing fraud, a judge is saying Nar-A-Lago is only worth $18, yet a 5,000 square foot house near it sold years ago for $14 million, sounds like a judge actually committing fraud in order to sway a case.

Posted by: Rbastid at September 26, 2023 08:21 PM (pRWa3)

72 What does it take to get a penguin around here?

$20 bucks, same as in town.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at September 26, 2023 08:17 PM (G8YqU)

*Mr. P. Opus adjusts his bow-tie*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at September 26, 2023 08:22 PM (T/Lqj)

73 She fired a f***ing gun at a family while separated by a car and a building.

-

A six year old girl and pregnant woman was in the car.

No big deal, though.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 26, 2023 08:23 PM (n/6gj)

74 I'm hoping Figens acrobatic sumo guys are...you know...really good friends.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 26, 2023 08:23 PM (uSHSS)

75 $20 bucks, same as in town.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at September 26, 2023 08:17 PM (G8YqU)

Never ever gets old.

Posted by: Paulie bag a' donuts at September 26, 2023 08:24 PM (FjYaO)

76 pinch of nutmeg for the filling served with a brown butter sage sauce.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 26, 2023 08:21 PM (GTqXr)

To be fair, I do believe that nutmeg is partly why I hate punkin anything so much. I hate nutmeg.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at September 26, 2023 08:24 PM (T/Lqj)

77 Amended: The only thing pumpkin belongs in is pumpkin pie and ravioli anything else is Bourgeoisie Decadence.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 08:21 PM (XV/Pl)

——————-

I’ve had a really good pumpkin soup.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 26, 2023 08:24 PM (u73oe)

78 @71

>>So in order to try and claim Trump is committing fraud, a judge is saying Nar-A-Lago is only worth $18, yet a 5,000 square foot house near it sold years ago for $14 million, sounds like a judge actually committing fraud in order to sway a case.

First of all, it was a civil case and not even a criminal case, there were no plaintiffs and it was a summary judgement.

It's ludicrous bullsh*t, but that is to be expected in our new Clown World reality.

I'm sure the GOP will get fired up about this once they finish funding Ukrainian Pensions.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 08:25 PM (XV/Pl)

79 @77

>>I’ve had a really good pumpkin soup.

Erghh..

Amended: The only thing pumpkin belongs in is pumpkin pie, ravioli and soup, anything else is Bourgeoisie Decadence.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 08:26 PM (XV/Pl)

80 And just like that you'll never see the manifesto...

‘Thwarted Diabolical Plot’: Man Arrested Moments Before Planned Massacre At Northern Virginia Church, Police Say

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 26, 2023 08:26 PM (IG4Id)

81 Hmm... Pumpkin ravioli. I'll have to look into that. I bet I could figure out how to make that work with some leftover turkey and a cream sauce.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 26, 2023 08:26 PM (n/6gj)

82 Amended: The only thing pumpkin belongs in is pumpkin pie, ravioli and soup, anything else is Bourgeoisie Decadence.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 08:26 PM (XV/Pl)

———————-

And ice cream. You want to go out and come back in again?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 26, 2023 08:27 PM (u73oe)

83 A possible correction to the previous thread:

Minnesota representative Dean Phillips (D.) said Monday he is "thinking about" taking on President Joe Biden in a presidential primary
.......
PHILLIPSALANCHE
Posted by: wth


APHILANCHE, surely?

Posted by: mikeski at September 26, 2023 08:27 PM (DgGvY)

84 Yea, the CIA really is running the country.

@CharlieKirk11

🚨🚨BREAKING: The CIA secretly "escorted" Anthony Fauci into CIA headquarters to influence the intel agency's COVID origins investigation, per House Select Subcommittee on the Coronavirus Pandemic.

This comes after explosive revelations on Sept. 12 alleging the CIA attempted to pay off 6 different scientific analysts if they were willing to CHANGE their positions and BURY findings that COVID came from the Wuhan Institute of Virology.

While the FBI and the Energy Department have concluded that COVID came from a lab, the CIA remains “unable to determine the precise origin of the COVID-19 pandemic."

Why were Fauci and the CIA working to obscure the origins of COVID?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2023 08:27 PM (ZLI7S)

85 Erghh..

Amended: The only thing pumpkin belongs in is pumpkin pie, ravioli and soup, anything else is Bourgeoisie Decadence.

Posted by: Thomas Bender

--

Ha. I imagined that in a Monty Python sketch.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 26, 2023 08:27 PM (n/6gj)

86 Good evening!

It's going to be stormy and windy and raining this evening. Will prolly lose power at some point.

It's Tummy Rub Tuesday! Rub those fuzzy, furry bellies!

Aaaaaand , it's Tuesday of the happiest week of the year! Sea Otter Awareness Week! Go say hi to your otter friends at your local
Aquarium!!!! And tell 'em I sent ya!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 26, 2023 08:27 PM (VYFTW)

87 @81

>>Hmm... Pumpkin ravioli. I'll have to look into that. I bet I could figure out how to make that work with some leftover turkey and a cream sauce.

I've had dynamite Pear Ravioli at a restaurant in Mishiwaka.

So Pumpkin and Pear Ravioli might be doubly dynamite.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 08:28 PM (XV/Pl)

88 >77 Amended: The only thing pumpkin belongs in is pumpkin pie and ravioli anything else is Bourgeoisie Decadence.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 08:21 PM (XV/Pl)

——————-

I’ve had a really good pumpkin soup.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 26, 2023 08:24 PM (u73oe)

I also make a killer pumpkin gnocchi.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 26, 2023 08:28 PM (GTqXr)

89 I’m confused regarding whether or not this cretinous judge in NY has the power to cancel Trump org operating certificates for numerous properties and possibly confiscate them. Story at LI is incomplete. Eric Trumps tweet regarding this judgement is heartbreaking.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 26, 2023 08:28 PM (ZugI8)

90 Amended: The only thing pumpkin belongs in is pumpkin pie, ravioli and soup, anything else is Bourgeoisie Decadence.
Posted by: Thomas Bender


You may rescind this amendment. The pumpkin soup I've had was bourgeois decadence.

Posted by: mikeski at September 26, 2023 08:29 PM (DgGvY)

91 No one expects the Pumpkin Inquisition!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 26, 2023 08:29 PM (u73oe)

92 "The information
provided suggests that Dr. Fauci was escorted into Central Intelligence Agency (CIA)
Headquarters—without a record of entry—and participated in the analysis to “influence”
the Agency’s review."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 26, 2023 08:30 PM (n/6gj)

93 @88

>>I also make a killer pumpkin gnocchi.

Oh brother!!!!

** Grabs chisel and new stone tablet.

Amended: The only thing pumpkin belongs in is pumpkin pie, ravioli, gnocchi and soup, anything else is Bourgeoisie Decadence.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 08:30 PM (XV/Pl)

94 Why were Fauci and the CIA working to obscure the origins of COVID?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2023 08:27 PM


It's a mystery, fer sure.

Posted by: Las Vegas shooter at September 26, 2023 08:30 PM (a3Q+t)

95 Sorry, I was so taken aback by JackStraw's comment after I looked up what was released that I didn't even have a comment.

Nothing to see here, citizens. Just no record of entry. Normal, everyday stuff. Move along.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 26, 2023 08:31 PM (n/6gj)

96 Aaaaaand , it's Tuesday of the happiest week of the year! Sea Otter Awareness Week! Go say hi to your otter friends at your local
Aquarium!!!! And tell 'em I sent ya!
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 26, 2023 08:27 PM (VYFTW)

the only otters that I am aware of would not like the attentions of a hetero bear. Pleasant blokes, though.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at September 26, 2023 08:31 PM (T/Lqj)

97 The only thing pumpkin belongs in is pumpkin pie and ravioli anything else is Bourgeoisie Decadence.

Like giant compressed air cannons.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at September 26, 2023 08:31 PM (G8YqU)

98 Good Lord I loathe anything punkin.
I'd rather eat turnips.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

Both are very healthy for you, particularly turnip greens but, dang, when the bag says "spicy", yeah they're spicy. Punkin is great in ale. Aww, hell, punkin is just awesome. Does anyone await the arrival of the Great Turnip? No.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 26, 2023 08:32 PM (KAi1n)

99 Rapey Otter Tuesday!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at September 26, 2023 08:32 PM (G8YqU)

100 >Like giant compressed air cannons.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at September 26, 2023 08:31 PM (G8YqU)

Punkin' chunkin' FTW!

Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 26, 2023 08:33 PM (GTqXr)

101 Those who think the majority of the population won't mask up again are delusional. At Chase Bank today. The manager and 2 tellers had N95's. Why?

Posted by: Paulie bag a' donuts at September 26, 2023 08:33 PM (FjYaO)

102 what kind of sorcery have my people done today?

https://tinyurl.com/3pynfncf

Posted by: lost in space at September 26, 2023 08:33 PM (P+nXg)

103 Does anyone await the arrival of the Great Turnip? No.

Because it has yet to turn up.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at September 26, 2023 08:33 PM (G8YqU)

104 James Comer says he has bank data showing that Hunter Biden received two payments originating in China in 2019, and Joe Biden's house in DE was the beneficiary address.

This does not prove anything. That money could have been delivered to one of Hunter's Hookers or the Family Dog !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mr. Creosote at September 26, 2023 08:34 PM (/Qz4j)

105 Why were Fauci and the CIA working to obscure the origins of COVID?
Posted by: JackStraw
--------

No good explanation.

Posted by: Donna Brazille at September 26, 2023 08:34 PM (Jh1DM)

106 >>Those who think the majority of the population won't mask up again are delusional. At Chase Bank today. The manager and 2 tellers had N95's. Why?

Seems a bit anecdotal as proof the majority will go along with this insanity again. There will always be Karens but I don't think most will willingly go along with it.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2023 08:35 PM (ZLI7S)

107 That gal with a swing in her step - is that Trudy Fogg?

Posted by: Frank at September 26, 2023 08:35 PM (6KC/r)

108 Go say hi to your otter friends at your local
Aquarium!!!! And tell 'em I sent ya!
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 26, 2023 08:27 PM


I thought you didn't like river otters?

https://tinyurl.com/t8hrskhf

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 26, 2023 08:35 PM (a3Q+t)

109 It's funny. I eat broccoli raw every day, but I only have any interest in pumpkin once a year. In a homemade pie. And it needs whipped cream.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 26, 2023 08:35 PM (n/6gj)

110 Did anyone else hear that the Menendez raid happened 14 months ago? If so, why are we just hearing about it?

Posted by: Paulie bag a' donuts at September 26, 2023 08:36 PM (FjYaO)

111
*ponders pumpkin spice two-stroke oil*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2023 08:36 PM (Jh1DM)

112 what kind of sorcery have my people done today?
https://tinyurl.com/3pynfncf
Posted by: lost in space


Ha!

Dude, the way that cat jumped back, I expected to see wires connecting that foil to a wall outlet.

Posted by: mikeski at September 26, 2023 08:36 PM (DgGvY)

113 No one expects the Pumpkin Inquisition!
Posted by: Duke Lowell

The Pumpkuisition!

Posted by: SFGoth at September 26, 2023 08:36 PM (KAi1n)

114 >It's funny. I eat broccoli raw every day

why

Posted by: DB - former participant at September 26, 2023 08:36 PM (geLO8)

115 Actually, I can't find any great NFL players who were also great coaches. And the great coaches either never played in the NFL or had very brief careers.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 26, 2023 07:47 PM (MoZTd)

Mike Ditka?

Posted by: Drive by at September 26, 2023 08:36 PM (MNhXM)

116 Those who think the majority of the population won't mask up again are delusional. At Chase Bank today. The manager and 2 tellers had N95's. Why?
Posted by: Paulie bag a' donuts at September 26, 2023 08:33 PM (FjYaO)

In my AO, it never really went away. And, it's not just old people, or young people. It's about 10% of any sample of the population you could choose. I live in a stoopid city.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at September 26, 2023 08:36 PM (T/Lqj)

117 101. The cdc had recommended for the past year that if you get Covid, test positive then five days later test neg with no symptoms and no fever for the past 24 hrs, you can go in public as long as you wear a mask. At the end of five more days and yet another neg test, you can ditch the mask. Oh t is stupid and idiotic but that is the current recommendation.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 26, 2023 08:36 PM (ZugI8)

118 I just steamed up a bunch of broccoli florets.
Barely a minute in the steam, it's plenty.
I don't like overcooked broccoli.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 26, 2023 08:37 PM (MeG8a)

119 How to wean a cat off jumping around the kitchen

Like a Squirrel Boss for kitty!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vKcruJ36BfM

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at September 26, 2023 08:37 PM (G8YqU)

120 In a homemade pie. And it needs whipped cream.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 26, 2023 08:35 PM (n/6gj)

Vanilla ic cream.

Posted by: Paulie bag a' donuts at September 26, 2023 08:37 PM (FjYaO)

121 We had a Stupid People With Guns incident here the other night. Two men had some sort of road rage exchange on a major in-town road. One went to his car and came back with a gun and proceeded to shoot the other man in the neck. The shooter said he merely intended to pistol whip the guy, but the gun went off "accidentally". The man who was shot is now paralyzed from the neck down. The other guy is in custody.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at September 26, 2023 08:38 PM (JrYM1)

122 I don't like overcooked broccoli.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 26, 2023 08:37 PM


What are your thoughts on Brussels Sprouts?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 26, 2023 08:38 PM (a3Q+t)

123 I hate nutmeg.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at September 26, 2023 08:24 PM (T/Lqj)

*gasp

I love nutmeg. I put a pinch in my apple pie, along with a squeeze of lemon and the usual cinnamon and sugar. It's divine.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 26, 2023 08:39 PM (OX9vb)

124 Jen the original: "...but that is the current recommendation."

Yeah, screw that recommendation. As a matter of fact, screw ALL of their recommendations.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 26, 2023 08:39 PM (aXxgO)

125 It's funny. I eat broccoli raw every day
-

why

Posted by: DB

--

Two birds with one stone. Vegetable consumption, but mainly what broccoli does for PSA numbers.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 26, 2023 08:39 PM (n/6gj)

126 What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?


Pumpkin PI

Posted by: TecumsehTea at September 26, 2023 08:40 PM (JrYM1)

127 bourgeois decadence

So what's so bad about that?
Fu*k you Marxist douchbags. I embrace my bourgeoisness. Piss off.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 26, 2023 08:40 PM (uSHSS)

128 In a homemade pie. And it needs whipped cream.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 26, 2023 08:35 PM (n/6gj)

Vanilla ic cream.
Posted by: Paulie bag a' donuts at September 26, 2023 08:37 PM (FjYaO)

I wasn't clear. Vanilla ice cream AND whipped cream.

Posted by: Paulie bag a' donuts at September 26, 2023 08:40 PM (FjYaO)

129 Because it has yet to turn up.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty


Oi.

Be careful, when you get pelted with veggies for punsmanship, you don't want them to be turnips. Knock you right out.

Posted by: mikeski at September 26, 2023 08:41 PM (DgGvY)

130 Vanilla ic cream.

Posted by: Paulie bag a' donuts

--

Yes, I'd be willing to try that.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 26, 2023 08:41 PM (n/6gj)

131 I wasn't clear. Vanilla ice cream AND whipped cream.
-

hahaha, yes indeed. I'm in.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 26, 2023 08:42 PM (n/6gj)

132 I love nutmeg. I put a pinch in my apple pie, along with a squeeze of lemon and the usual cinnamon and sugar. It's divine.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 26, 2023 08:39 PM (OX9vb)

I know. It's weird. But I really do not like nutmeg.

I also do not like truffles. I find it vaguely nauseating.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at September 26, 2023 08:42 PM (T/Lqj)

133 @122

>>What are your thoughts on Brussels Sprouts?

Blanched, quartered, tossed with EVOO, salted, peppered and roasted with bacon and balsamic vinegar is the best preparation for said sprouts.

Taste like little sweet candies.

Pairs well with smashed potatoes and a protein of your choice, mostly beef or pork.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 08:42 PM (XV/Pl)

134 The shooter said he merely intended to pistol whip the guy, but the gun went off "accidentally".

Oh, is that all? Deferred adjudication.

Posted by: The Honorable Judge Dip Sh*t of Houston at September 26, 2023 08:42 PM (aXxgO)

135 >122 I don't like overcooked broccoli.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 26, 2023 08:37 PM

What are your thoughts on Brussels Sprouts?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 26, 2023 08:38 PM (a3Q+t)

I am a huge fan of cruciferous veggies. Raw, steamed, shaved over a salad, roasted with high heat served with a splash of EVO and sea salt. Delicious and healthy.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 26, 2023 08:42 PM (GTqXr)

136 Actually, I can't find any great NFL players who were also great coaches. And the great coaches either never played in the NFL or had very brief careers.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 26, 2023 07:47 PM (MoZTd)

Mike Ditka?
Posted by: Drive by at September 26, 2023 08:36 PM (MNhXM)

The only one I can think.of.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 26, 2023 08:43 PM (q4g6M)

137 The cdc had recommended for the past year that if you get Covid, test positive then five days later test neg with no symptoms and no fever for the past 24 hrs, you can go in public as long as you wear a mask. At the end of five more days and yet another neg test, you can ditch the mask. Oh t is stupid and idiotic but that is the current recommendation.

-

Not testing is the only way forward.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 26, 2023 08:43 PM (n/6gj)

138 @127

>>Fu*k you Marxist douchbags. I embrace my bourgeoisness. Piss off.

Do you need a hug?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 08:43 PM (XV/Pl)

139 I love nutmeg. I put a pinch in my apple pie, along with a squeeze of lemon and the usual cinnamon and sugar. It's divine.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

I used to not. Then Alton Brown got me to try fresh grated.
Whole nuther animal.

Posted by: MkY at September 26, 2023 08:44 PM (cPGH3)

140 Brussel Sprouts are always cooked here, never eaten raw. I've steamed them in the steamer and I've roasted them with some garlic heads. I tend to prefer them roasted.
Preparation is necessary for Brussel Sprouts.
Wash them in a colander, then, with a sharp knife I trim the stems down. Then I make a cross cut in the stem part so it will cook faster.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 26, 2023 08:44 PM (MeG8a)

141 Actually, I can't find any great NFL players who were also great coaches. And the great coaches either never played in the NFL or had very brief careers.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 26, 2023 07:47 PM (MoZTd)

Probably some OL coaches though maybe not as head coach. But Art Shell did go 54-38 with the Raiders. Don Shula played DB and had 21 INTS in 73 games. Not bad. Tom Landry played DB for 5 years with NYG and made the pro bowl.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 26, 2023 08:45 PM (KAi1n)

142 Do you need a hug?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 08:43 PM (XV/Pl)











yes

Although I did score 9 bucks off the gezeers in golf today.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 26, 2023 08:45 PM (uSHSS)

143 https://tinyurl.com/2xo3y6ny
Posted by: Family members won't listen to Gandalf anymore at September 26, 2023 07:32 PM (de2/z)

Fat c*** is wearing face diaper, too. Customer was being a bit of a dick, but nothing rising to the need to shoot at him.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2023 08:45 PM (aHblV)

144 >>The only one I can think.of.

Forrest Greg and Art Shell.

There were some good players who became good coaches but just like in all sports most happened a while ago. When you make a couple hundred million as a player you don't need another job these days.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2023 08:45 PM (ZLI7S)

145 Fu*k you Marxist douchbags. I embrace my bourgeoisness. Piss off.

Do you need a hug?
Posted by: Thomas Bender


That would make it a group hug, since he's already embracing his bourgeoisness.

Posted by: mikeski at September 26, 2023 08:45 PM (DgGvY)

146 Red state write up states that the judge has ordered the dissolution of the Trump Organization.He will next begin determining how much the state of NY gets to collect on the $240 M James is demanding. He fined each of the five Trump attys. $7500 for frivolous defense.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 26, 2023 08:46 PM (ZugI8)

147 "Customer was being a bit of a dick, but nothing rising to the need to shoot at him."

She's probably Night Manager now...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 26, 2023 08:46 PM (MeG8a)

148 Did anyone else hear that the Menendez raid happened 14 months ago? If so, why are we just hearing about it?

Not enough Trump news to bury whatever Biden stories were coming out, so they had to go to plan B.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 26, 2023 08:46 PM (Bd6X8)

149 I’m confused regarding whether or not this cretinous judge in NY has the power to cancel Trump org operating certificates for numerous properties and possibly confiscate them. Story at LI is incomplete. Eric Trumps tweet regarding this judgement is heartbreaking.
Posted by: Jen the original

My fear is political assassination by creating so much excessive stress that it triggers a massive heart attack.
and, not a single one of the perpetrators care about the collateral Trump family damage.
Not a single one will ever be punished, either.

Posted by: old chick at September 26, 2023 08:47 PM (sOete)

150 There were some good players who became good coaches but just like in all sports most happened a while ago. When you make a couple hundred million as a player you don't need another job these days.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2023 08:45 PM (ZLI7S)

There's also the fact that being good *at* something doesn't necessarily make you good at managing other people doing that something. Saw it in my old job all the time. Just because a guy is or was good in the water did not mean he'd be a good supervisor.

Posted by: Vanya at September 26, 2023 08:47 PM (v27SO)

151 I also do not like truffles. I find it vaguely nauseating.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at September 26, 2023 08:42 PM (T/Lqj)

The mushroom kind, or the chocolate kind? If you mean the mushroom kind, I'm with you on that one. Truffles and anything truffle flavored are to be avoided.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 26, 2023 08:47 PM (OX9vb)

152 @142

>>yes

** Slides freshly poured Gimlet and some pretzels over to Diogenes, makes two handed snappy finger guns gesture in your general direction.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 08:48 PM (XV/Pl)

153 Mike Ditka?
Posted by: Drive by at September 26, 2023 08:36 PM (MNhXM)

My Senior Drill Sergeant at Ft. Sill looked a lot like Ditka. He was terrifying.

Even better, he became my First Sergeant in Germany. Turns out he was a good man, and a damn fine NCO. He made sure I was the medic in his battery.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at September 26, 2023 08:48 PM (T/Lqj)

154 Red state write up states that the judge has ordered the dissolution of the Trump Organization.He will next begin determining how much the state of NY gets to collect on the $240 M James is demanding. He fined each of the five Trump attys. $7500 for frivolous defense.
Posted by: Jen the original

That's some precedent. Not going to be much reason for the financial world to remain in NYC.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 26, 2023 08:48 PM (KAi1n)

155 “What happened is, overeducated, coastal white people, got ahold of the word (‘woke’ and [like] they do with everything else, they completely f***ked it up and pissed everybody in the country off. if we could just get the humanities faculty at Amherst [College] to shut the f*** up, we’d be a lot better off.”

Posted by: SMOD at September 26, 2023 08:49 PM (RovqD)

156 Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 26, 2023 08:47 PM (OX9vb)

the mushroom ones. Not allergic per se, just not a fan.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at September 26, 2023 08:49 PM (T/Lqj)

157 The next baby hippo video is when the baby hippo eats the giraffe head when he gets a little too close

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 26, 2023 08:50 PM (UxriW)

158 The cdc had recommended for the past year that if you get Covid, test positive then five days later test neg with no symptoms and no fever for the past 24 hrs, you can go in public as long as you wear a mask. At the end of five more days and yet another neg test, you can ditch the mask. Oh t is stupid and idiotic but that is the current recommendation.


Diogenes Research Institute has recommended for the past year that if you read anything from the CDC and can still think for yourself, that you ditch the CDC. If later you test positive for CDC then you probably have fucked up chromosomes and should go buy a case of Bud lite.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 26, 2023 08:50 PM (uSHSS)

159 Dick LeBeau as a def. coordinator.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 26, 2023 08:50 PM (q4g6M)

160 @154

>>That's some precedent.

It is and it isn't, this will likely never be done to any other figure or business entity in NYC.

They pretty much tried this same tactic against the NRA but was stopped by a judge.

I truly believe this will be thrown out on appeal but not before Trump gets strapped to The Wheel of Pain for an interregnum.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 08:51 PM (XV/Pl)

161 That Trump judgement is insane. Literally crazy time. If it isn't overturned on appeal there is zero possible justice for Trump in NYS.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 26, 2023 08:51 PM (UxriW)

162 A six year old girl and pregnant woman was in the car.

No big deal, though.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 26, 2023 08:23 PM (n/6gj)

Pity there are no vigilantes in Houston.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2023 08:52 PM (aHblV)

163 There's also the fact that being good *at* something doesn't necessarily make you good at managing other people doing that something.
Posted by: Vanya


This is engineering. Both because engineers are terrible at managing people, and because engineers are unmanageable. "Like herding cats," to keep it on-topic for the cafe.

Posted by: mikeski at September 26, 2023 08:53 PM (DgGvY)

164 That Trump judgement is insane. Literally crazy time. If it isn't overturned on appeal there is zero possible justice for Trump in NYS.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 26, 2023 08:51 PM (UxriW)


Nice court you got there NY Marxist asswipes. It'd be a shame....

Posted by: Diogenes at September 26, 2023 08:53 PM (uSHSS)

165 I truly believe this will be thrown out on appeal but not before Trump gets strapped to The Wheel of Pain for an interregnum.

As long as it isn't the Tree of Woe, he'll be okay.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 26, 2023 08:54 PM (I/Qkd)

166 hahaha, yes indeed. I'm in.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 26, 2023 08:42 PM (n/6gj)

Lol. Oh yeah, it's to die for amigo.

Posted by: Paulie bag a' donuts at September 26, 2023 08:54 PM (FjYaO)

167 The state argued he overstated the value of properties pledged on loans. No bank testified they were defrauded. Every bank decided on their own what the properties were worth, based off n their own appraisals. The loans are either repaid or in good standing. These prosecutors should all be jailed for wasting taxpayer money, and disbarred.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 26, 2023 08:54 PM (UxriW)

168 Hey ace. Bats are cats.

Twitter:

https://tinyurl.com/Batsrcats

Posted by: banana Dream at September 26, 2023 08:55 PM (ISEAQ)

169 I just saw a women's commercial for Bush Balm. I'll leave the rest to your imagination. My wife was not amused.

Posted by: Paulie bag a' donuts at September 26, 2023 08:56 PM (FjYaO)

170 The state argued he overstated the value of properties pledged on loans. No bank testified they were defrauded. Every bank decided on their own what the properties were worth, based off n their own appraisals. The loans are either repaid or in good standing. These prosecutors should all be jailed for wasting taxpayer money, and disbarred.

The judge issued his edict without the bother of a trial. He should have his ass bounced off the bench and into disbarment as well.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 26, 2023 08:56 PM (Bd6X8)

171 @165

>>As long as it isn't the Tree of Woe, he'll be okay.

Or worse yet, The Pit of Despair.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 08:57 PM (XV/Pl)

172 Norm Van Brocklin, after an eleven year career as a player, was the head coach for the Minnesota Vikings from 1961-1966 and for the Atlanta Falcons from 1968-1974.

Dan Reeves, after 7 year playing career that included 2 Super Bowls, was the head coach for Denver head coach from 1981 to 1992, New York Giants from 1993-1996 and with the Atlanta Falcons from 1997-2003.

Don Shula after 6 year career from 1951-1957, was the Colts head coach from 1963-1969 before his legendary career at Miami from 1970-1995

Posted by: lost in space at September 26, 2023 08:58 PM (P+nXg)

173
Red state write up states that the judge has ordered the dissolution of the Trump Organization.He will next begin determining how much the state of NY gets to collect on the $240 M James is demanding. He fined each of the five Trump attys. $7500 for frivolous defense.

Posted by: Jen the original


I envision a time in the not so distant future, when there are the "Trials of the Judges" where all the judges what have been pulling judgments out of their asses, inventing emanations & penumbras, mis-reading the Constitution have to answer for their actions, after which they'll be stripped to their underwear, have a large paper maché goats head filled with angry bees placed on their heads and then tossed out of a helicopter into a volcano filled with sharks

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 26, 2023 08:58 PM (ENBF0)

174 The state argued he overstated the value of properties pledged on loans. No bank testified they were defrauded. Every bank decided on their own what the properties were worth, based off n their own appraisals. The loans are either repaid or in good standing. These prosecutors should all be jailed for wasting taxpayer money, and disbarred.

The judge issued his edict without the bother of a trial. He should have his ass bounced off the bench and into disbarment as well.
Posted by: Blanco Basura

So the rule now is Trump doesn't even get a trial? Nice.

Posted by: lost in space at September 26, 2023 08:59 PM (P+nXg)

175 I just saw a women's commercial for Bush Balm. I'll leave the rest to your imagination. My wife was not amused.

Posted by: Paulie bag a' donuts

--

One of the most clever recent ads I've seen was for an Australian wine. The phrase was "taste the bush."

Brilliance:

https://tinyurl.com/26f5pfss

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 26, 2023 08:59 PM (n/6gj)

176 @173

>>have a large paper maché goats head filled with angry bees placed on their heads and then tossed out of a helicopter into a volcano filled with sharks

I've always been partial to Industrial Wood Chippers myself, but I.... SUPPOSE, those would do.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 08:59 PM (XV/Pl)

177 Starting to get stormy.

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan, she's still free! at September 26, 2023 08:59 PM (CNS/9)

178 @174

>>So the rule now is Trump doesn't even get a trial? Nice.

Don't forget, his Lawyers get fined and disbarred for defending him.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 09:00 PM (XV/Pl)

179 Political persecutions go both ways Democrats.

Welcome to the banana republic of NewYorkistan.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 26, 2023 09:00 PM (B92C0)

180 Cuteness overload is pretty darn cute.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 26, 2023 09:01 PM (NpAcC)

181 >>> I just saw a women's commercial for Bush Balm. I'll leave the rest to your imagination. My wife was not amused.
Posted by: Paulie bag a' donuts at September 26, 2023 08:56 PM (FjYaO)


A Little Happy Goes a Long Way

Posted by: banana Dream at September 26, 2023 09:02 PM (ISEAQ)

182 after which they'll be stripped to their underwear, have a large paper maché goats head filled with angry bees placed on their heads and then tossed out of a helicopter into a volcano filled with sharks
Posted by: AltonJackson


That's going too far, sir!

What did the sharks do to deserve being thrown into a volcano?

Posted by: mikeski at September 26, 2023 09:02 PM (DgGvY)

183 David McCallum, and now Brooks Robinson. R.I.P.

Who will be the third?

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at September 26, 2023 09:02 PM (2O5Io)

184 One of the most clever recent ads I've seen was for an Australian wine. The phrase was "taste the bush."

Brilliance:

https://tinyurl.com/26f5pfss

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 26, 2023 08:59 PM (n/6gj)

LMAO!!! (Me)..."oh, my gosh!"..(wife)

Posted by: Paulie bag a' donuts at September 26, 2023 09:03 PM (FjYaO)

185 64K turtles?
Are they sure?
Did they do a hand count?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 26, 2023 09:04 PM (CnqNO)

186 Pumpkin muffins are great. Similar to banana bread or zucchini bread.

Posted by: 496 at September 26, 2023 09:08 PM (3sfj0)

187 If this NY Judge gets away with stripping Trump of his property rights and wealth while ignoring the entirety of his constitutional protections I see this spreading around the country in leftist land faster than a gun ban. Unless I am missing some here this judge is effectively nullifying huge chunks of the US Constitution, common law, and all semblance of private property rights. I can't see how this withstands the US Supreme Court. Then again maybe that isn't the point; rather it is to preemptively bankrupt him so he can't afford to defend himself in any lawsuit.

Posted by: lost in space at September 26, 2023 09:08 PM (P+nXg)

188 >>So the rule now is Trump doesn't even get a trial? Nice.

It's been pretty obvious for years what's going on. Every single Trump indictment has been a political hit job. The only thing the left is doing now is demonstrating to the few who still think we live in a functional republic that they are wrong.

The more interesting thing to me is that even while they are doing this the deep state is turning on Joe and the truth is coming out about Fauci and the intel community. Big cities are falling apart including Philadelphia that is being looted tonight. And even the left and the media are starting to admit the border is wide open and a disaster. The left's coalition is beginning to shatter.

It's going to be an very interesting Fall.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2023 09:08 PM (ZLI7S)

189 Well, track bar links just showed up.

Now I just need the upper and lower ball joints and leaf springs to show up and I can start the suspension refresh this weekend.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 09:08 PM (XV/Pl)

190 Amended: The only thing pumpkin belongs in is pumpkin pie and ravioli anything else is Bourgeoisie Decadence.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 08:21 PM (XV/Pl)

——————-

I’ve had a really good pumpkin soup.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 26, 2023 08:24 PM (u73oe)

I also make a killer pumpkin gnocchi.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 26, 2023 08:28 PM (GTqXr)
******
I am not a fan of pumpkin pie, but I make a delicious pumpkin ice cream pie and pumpkin bread with cream cheese icing that is yummy.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 26, 2023 09:08 PM (NpAcC)

191 The state argued he overstated the value of properties pledged on loans. No bank testified they were defrauded. Every bank decided on their own what the properties were worth, based off n their own appraisals. The loans are either repaid or in good standing. These prosecutors should all be jailed for wasting taxpayer money, and disbarred.

The judge issued his edict without the bother of a trial. He should have his ass bounced off the bench and into disbarment as well *types* *deletes*.

Posted by: Blanco Basura

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FIFM. The anarcho-tyrannists will be happy with nothing less than a full-blown hot Civil War or economic/societal collapse into less than a third-world shithole marked by mass graves -- always the hallmark "Utopia" of Leftest Dreams.

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at September 26, 2023 09:08 PM (2O5Io)

192 Dr. Anthony Fauci was smuggled into CIA headquarters, "without a record of entry," where he "participated in the analysis to "influence" the Agency's" Covid-19 investigation, according to the House Select Subcommittee on the Coronavirus Pandemic.

.. I would be in jail for obstruction if I had done this

Posted by: SMOD at September 26, 2023 09:08 PM (RovqD)

193
Thanks, everyone. I forgot about Mike Ditka.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 26, 2023 09:09 PM (MoZTd)

194 Dr. Anthony Fauci was smuggled into CIA headquarters, "without a record of entry,
---
Well, to be fair, he *does* fit in a messenger bag...

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 26, 2023 09:10 PM (aBJcM)

195 @187

>>Then again maybe that isn't the point; rather it is to preemptively bankrupt him so he can't afford to defend himself in any lawsuit.

The judge has called for an expedited process, so it's going to be resolved rather quickly one way or the other.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 09:10 PM (XV/Pl)

196 160. Thomas B is the next step the NYS Supreme Court?

Posted by: Jen the original at September 26, 2023 09:11 PM (ZugI8)

197 I just saw a women's commercial for Bush Balm. I'll leave the rest to your imagination. My wife was not amused.
Posted by: Paulie bag a' donuts

Last weekend while watching the Washington State vs Oregon State football game somebody noted that Cougars playing with Beavers was pretty amusing.

Posted by: lost in space at September 26, 2023 09:11 PM (P+nXg)

198 I also make a killer pumpkin gnocchi.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 26, 2023 08:28 PM (GTqXr)

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That sounds Yummy!

[Took the wifey to Olive Garden recently, and they had a very tasty Chicken Gnocchi soup -- even better than our traditional favorite, the Zuppa Toscana.]

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at September 26, 2023 09:11 PM (2O5Io)

199 @196

>>160. Thomas B is the next step the NYS Supreme Court?

Ultimately it's going to SCOTUS, that is unless John "I adopted Irish Kids from Argentina" Roberts puts his dumb on the scales.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 09:12 PM (XV/Pl)

200 Who would win in a fight: Mike Ditka, or a hurricane?

side note: the hurricane is named Hurricane Ditka

Posted by: DB - former participant at September 26, 2023 09:12 PM (geLO8)

201 I am not a fan of pumpkin pie, but I make a delicious pumpkin ice cream pie and pumpkin bread with cream cheese icing that is yummy.
Posted by: redridinghood
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Pumpkin bread with cream cheese icing... mmmm....

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 26, 2023 09:13 PM (aBJcM)

202 I envision a time in the not so distant future, when there are the "Trials of the Judges" where all the judges what have been pulling judgments out of their asses, inventing emanations & penumbras, mis-reading the Constitution have to answer for their actions, after which they'll be stripped to their underwear, have a large paper maché goats head filled with angry bees placed on their heads and then tossed out of a helicopter into a volcano filled with sharks
Posted by: AltonJackson


Oddly specific, but I like it!

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan, she's still free! at September 26, 2023 09:14 PM (11kd9)

203 I fully expected this, Albany and NYC have been unmoored from common sense and logic for decades.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 26, 2023 09:14 PM (MeG8a)

204 @200

>>Who would win in a fight: Mike Ditka, or a hurricane?
side note: the hurricane is named Hurricane Ditka

Mike Ditka would obviously win, but the resulting conflagration would open a portal to another dimension that was ruled by a Mike Ditka Consciousness.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 09:15 PM (XV/Pl)

205 It's going to be an very interesting Fall.

--

ISWYDT

Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at September 26, 2023 09:17 PM (QWNfT)

206 If this NY Judge gets away with stripping Trump of his property rights and wealth while ignoring the entirety of his constitutional protections I see this spreading around the country in leftist land faster than a gun ban. Unless I am missing some here this judge is effectively nullifying huge chunks of the US Constitution, common law, and all semblance of private property rights. I can't see how this withstands the US Supreme Court. Then again maybe that isn't the point; rather it is to preemptively bankrupt him so he can't afford to defend himself in any lawsuit.

Posted by: lost in space at September 26, 2023 09:08 PM (P+nXg)

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Meh, the U.S. Constitution died long ago and has been on mere fumes. Even the 2020 SCOTUS wiped its ass with it when it refused to hear the Texas + 19 other states lawsuits against the clearly Unconstitutional changes to voting laws in shithole states by judges & governors (instead of, as prescribed in the U.S. Constitution, state legislatures) for "No Standing" -- the PRIMARY REASON THE FUCKING SUPREME COURT WAS CREATED -- TO SETTLE DISPUTES BETWEEN AND AMONG STATES!!!

And three cowardly Trump appointees stabbed him in the back ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at September 26, 2023 09:17 PM (2O5Io)

207 top surgeon begs americans: stop putting you schlong in your coffee. see why:

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 26, 2023 09:17 PM (B1FKF)

208 That "judge" in the Trump case, is the living, breathing definition of "Tyranny".

As in, "thus always to...."

*sigh*

One can but hope.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 26, 2023 09:18 PM (e6UQI)

209 Lawfare today, lawfare tomorrow, lawfare forever!

We will crush and destroy for all Wrongthink!

Posted by: The Regime at September 26, 2023 09:18 PM (AbL8c)

210 I envision a time in the not so distant future, when there are the "Trials of the Judges" where all the judges what have been pulling judgments out of their asses, inventing emanations & penumbras, mis-reading the Constitution have to answer for their actions, after which they'll be stripped to their underwear, have a large paper maché goats head filled with angry bees placed on their heads and then tossed out of a helicopter into a volcano filled with sharks
Posted by: AltonJackson

Oddly specific, but I like it!
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan, she's still free! at September 26, 2023 09:14 PM (11kd9)

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I was going to say "Go on ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at September 26, 2023 09:19 PM (2O5Io)

211 Thought that might be a problem.

>>DEVELOPING: Hill investigators want to know WHO'S PAYING HUNTER'S PROJECTED $10 MIL IN LEGAL FEES for suing 1) Giuliani 2) Costello 3) Mac Isaac 4) Ziegler + 5) the IRS -- in addition to defending him against 3 felony charges. His DC superlawyer Abbe Lowell charges $1k-$5k / hour
9:13 PM · Sep 26, 2023
·

Paul Sperry
@paulsperry_
·
5m
Hunter claimed in child support case that he was "unemployed and had no monthly income"

In Dec., records show his father took out a $250k HELOC on $3 mil Rehoboth Beach house, but line of credit barely makes dent in Hunter's projected $10 million in attorneys fees

Who's paying?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2023 09:19 PM (ZLI7S)

212 It's going to be an very interesting Fall.

Calendrical, hierarchical, or altitudinal?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 26, 2023 09:19 PM (I/Qkd)

213 When I was high once, I seen punkin heads coming at me.
Posted by: Need Treatment Myself

When the orange dragons were chasing me, they left glowing green footprints. My legs wouldn't work at all but somehow, I remained just inches out of their reach.

As if we need any reminders - never take the brown acid.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 26, 2023 09:19 PM (SAX5G)

214 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 15m
BREAKING: Reports of mass looting in Center City, Philadelphia.

https://tinyurl.com/3jecwzh3
6 seconds

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 29m
BREAKING: Looting reported in Center City at Foot Locker, Apple Store in Philadelphia

https://tinyurl.com/pj3vueec
Also 6 seconds; no physical violence

I hope Wyatt Earp has the night off.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 26, 2023 09:19 PM (krqg6)

215 26 NFL players who went on to be NFL head coaches. It is an amazing list. The stuff you don't know.

https://tinyurl.com/2au6fyhe

Posted by: lost in space at September 26, 2023 09:22 PM (P+nXg)

216 R A W S A L E R T S
@rawsalerts
4m
🚨#BREAKING: Large Crowds of people have started Riot and Loot multiple stores as Citywide Rapid Response has been Activated

📌#Philadelphia | #PA

Philadelphia Police have activated a citywide rapid response following large crowds of people gathering and rioting, and engaging in extensive looting. Multiple stores, including an Apple Store, have been broken into. This comes after the dismissal of charges against a police officer involved in last month's traffic stop shooting. Police are advising people in the Philadelphia city center to avoid the area.

https://tinyurl.com/bd7t5apr
58 seconds; cops arrive

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 26, 2023 09:22 PM (krqg6)

217 Did some guy just turning his life around get shot in Philly? why are they looting tonight?

Posted by: TecumsehTea at September 26, 2023 09:22 PM (JrYM1)

218 re 183: not hillary! please god not hillary!

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 26, 2023 09:23 PM (B1FKF)

219 oic, nevermind.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at September 26, 2023 09:23 PM (JrYM1)

220 199. Meanwhile, if this clown can revoke their certificates and render businesses moot, how do the existing loans get paid?Sale of assets? All these employees lose jobs? None of these zealots consider the collateral damage they cause. By the way can lawyers file complaints or charges against judges for sanctioning them like this judge did?

Posted by: Jen the original at September 26, 2023 09:23 PM (ZugI8)

221 >>>top surgeon begs americans: stop putting you schlong in your coffee. see why:

Posted by: gnats local 678

>what about your whisky? In Scotland, whisky dick is why the birthrate is falling behind the Irish.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 26, 2023 09:25 PM (fY84s)

222 The Mooch got 750K for an hour speech on diversity or some shit. I think in Germany.

Posted by: Paulie bag a' donuts at September 26, 2023 09:25 PM (FjYaO)

223 Did some guy just turning his life around get shot in Philly? why are they looting tonight?
Posted by: TecumsehTea at September 26, 2023 09:22 PM (JrYM1)

They're thugs. No reason needed. Possibly an excuse, but really not required.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2023 09:26 PM (aHblV)

224 @221

>>By the way can lawyers file complaints or charges against judges for sanctioning them like this judge did?

Judges have sovereign immunity, he could be impeached but that's not going to happen in NYC.

The most that will happen is he will get slapped down with prejudice by the SCOTUS.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 09:26 PM (XV/Pl)

225 Big cities are falling apart including Philadelphia that is being looted tonight.

-

(looks up what this is referencing... Oh, I see. I guess it's just normal stuff. Criminal pulls weapon on cop, people insist cop accept being shot or stabbed, people get angry that cop ends the cycle of violence while also saving his own life and the lives of others)

Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at September 26, 2023 09:26 PM (QWNfT)

226 #217 Reference, also from tonight:

Breaking911 @Breaking911 2h
All Charges Dismissed Against Philly Cop Who Killed Eddie Irizarry During Traffic Stop

https://tinyurl.com/mry4k9ah
14 seconds; chaotic scene LNSFW

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 26, 2023 09:27 PM (krqg6)

227 re 221: maybe judge ass hat knows he'll be reversed by a higher court and just wants a good write up in the ny times.

a profile in courage, sez honest conservative david brooks

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 26, 2023 09:27 PM (B1FKF)

228 @223

>>The Mooch got 750K for an hour speech on diversity or some shit. I think in Germany.

Said another way, 750k was laundered using a speaking fee as a vehicle to launder said 750k.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 09:27 PM (XV/Pl)

229 212. Shouldn’t Joe be looking at reverse mortgages?

Posted by: Jen the original at September 26, 2023 09:27 PM (ZugI8)

230 Who's paying?
Posted by: JackStraw
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China, Burisma, Sugar Brother, and you and me, but mostly you and me

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 26, 2023 09:27 PM (aBJcM)

231 Breaking911 @Breaking911 2h
All Charges Dismissed Against Philly Cop Who Killed Eddie Irizarry During Traffic Stop

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I like that the only photo they have of the guy is one of him making gang signals.

Also:

"Where's the threat?" said his aunt, Zoraida Garcia. "Even if he has a small pocketknife - where's the threat?"

https://tinyurl.com/27web8lt

Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at September 26, 2023 09:29 PM (QWNfT)

232 would you rather see your kids go to bed hungry or break into an apple store?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 26, 2023 09:29 PM (B1FKF)

233 Philadelphia Police have activated a citywide rapid response following large crowds of people gathering and rioting, and engaging in extensive looting. Multiple stores, including an Apple Store, have been broken into. This comes after the dismissal of charges against a police officer involved in last month's traffic stop shooting.

Ah, yes, the traditional looting of the clothing, liquor, and TV/computer stores to protest the Po-lice.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 26, 2023 09:29 PM (I/Qkd)

234 Have you ever thought about what protects our hearts
Just a cage of rib bones and other various parts
So it's fairly simple to cut right through the mess
And to stop the muscle that makes us confess

And we are so fragile
And our cracking bones make noise
And we are just
Breakable, breakable, breakable girls and boys...

Ingrid Michaelson - Breakable

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 26, 2023 09:30 PM (TGPs7)

235 Ah, yes, the traditional looting of the clothing, liquor, and TV/computer stores to protest the Po-lice.

Posted by: Archimedes

-

It's what Eduardo would've wanted.

(pours out small amount of malt beverage onto the urine-soaked steps of whatever random apartment building we decide to sit in front of and wait for racists to tell us to please not block the door)

Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at September 26, 2023 09:32 PM (QWNfT)

236 I've seen worse in Philly.
I've seen them fire bomb entire blocks.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 26, 2023 09:33 PM (MeG8a)

237 The Mooch got 750K for an hour speech on diversity or some shit. I think in Germany.
Posted by: Paulie bag a' donuts at September 26, 2023 09:25 PM (FjYaO)

She got paid for promising not to show her lady penis for at least a year.

Posted by: Outside of Life at September 26, 2023 09:33 PM (89Sog)

238 Those who think the majority of the population won't mask up again are delusional. At Chase Bank today. The manager and 2 tellers had N95's. Why?
Posted by: Paulie bag a' donuts at September 26, 2023 08:33 PM (FjYaO)

In my AO, it never really went away. And, it's not just old people, or young people. It's about 10% of any sample of the population you could choose. I live in a stoopid city.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

Was in Valley Forge Sun - this afternoon. Now am in Moorestown, NJ. Saw more dumb phucks in masks at the local Wegman's getting dinner here in Moorestown than I have in the last 30 days. What a bunch of ignorant sheep. (Local Horde Members at NOT included in that assessment or claim).

Posted by: BifBewalski at September 26, 2023 09:34 PM (FuUAU)

239 Philadelphia is one of the biggest asshole cities in the world, really only rivaled by Chicago and maybe Paris. So much rage over its own existence. So, if it's Peoples & Folkses Night over there, it could get wild.

Posted by: CppThis at September 26, 2023 09:34 PM (PZvjL)

240 I'm betting if we knew the actual numbers we'd learn there are more people looting in these communities than there are going out to vote in presidential elections.

Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at September 26, 2023 09:34 PM (QWNfT)

241 i'll bet the text of moochelle's speech would make most people laugh. maybe it sounds better in thuringeon.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 26, 2023 09:34 PM (B1FKF)

242 >>China, Burisma, Sugar Brother, and you and me, but mostly you and me

I absolutely understand why people are cynical, me too, but this is starting to spin out of the left's control. Like them or hate them specific Republicans in the House and guys like Grassley and Johnson in the Senate have done great work exposing all the Biden corruption. And more is coming. That's a big reason they keep indicting Trump.

Who knows where this all goes but we are past the point of no return. The left isn't going to stop and far too many people now know what has been going on for things to just stop. On top of that the border is gone and we are being invaded and now even the left admits it. And a number of our cities are now on the verge of collapse.

I don't know where this all ends but I do know this can't go on. We not have wanted interesting times, I know I didn't, but we've got them.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2023 09:35 PM (ZLI7S)

243 The Right Amount of Cash to Keep at Home for Emergencies.
Hint: Not $480,000

Posted by: SMOD at September 26, 2023 09:35 PM (RovqD)

244 I like that the only photo they have of the guy is one of him making gang signals.
-------
I just looked for a photo due to comments in the Xtwitter thread that he was a white guy; and see that he was indeed a white Hispanic [to coin a phrase].

Funny how all the looters were black.

Multiculturalism!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 26, 2023 09:35 PM (krqg6)

245 @240

>>Philadelphia is one of the biggest asshole cities in the world, really only rivaled by Chicago and maybe Paris.

The last time I was in Philly was 2018 for a ComiCon, the streets were literally, not figuratively, literally filled with homeless and drugged out zombies.

And this was in 2018, before the COVID madness, I can't even begin to imagine what it looks like now.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 09:36 PM (XV/Pl)

246 Philly is refiling charges against the cop. Because of course they are. We have to placate the mob and throw them a victim.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 26, 2023 09:37 PM (I/Qkd)

247 With two days left in the regular season …

Phillies win playoff spot!

10th inning, 3-2, over Pirates.

Posted by: SMOD at September 26, 2023 09:37 PM (RovqD)

248 re 244: studies have shown that most americans could not come up with $400,000 in an emergency. vote for bernie sanders next time, this time with moar aoc.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 26, 2023 09:38 PM (B1FKF)

249 After watching the video and as a retired Jack-in-the-Box employee (1972-1973), I say justified shooting.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: CapeFear at September 26, 2023 09:38 PM (3WDff)

250 I just looked for a photo due to comments in the Xtwitter thread that he was a white guy; and see that he was indeed a white Hispanic [to coin a phrase].

==

That's racist as heck. Zoraida Garcia is a traditional Irish name.

But yeah, it's pretty funny that they'd loot the Apple store in protest of the cops shooting someone they hate and would also shoot if they had the chance.

Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at September 26, 2023 09:38 PM (QWNfT)

251 The more the big cities become lawless nightmares the more I am glad I left and that behind and moved to my small city in Southern New Mexico. I will never live in a city larger than I do now and if I can pull it off I am headed to more rural places.

Posted by: lost in space at September 26, 2023 09:39 PM (P+nXg)

252 FWIW, we tried the Wendy's pumpkin spice frosty. It's too much. Too sweet and too pumpkiny-spicey. Even the kids thought it was too sweet, so that says a lot.

It's a shame because they replaced their strawberry with it, and the strawberry frosty is fantastic.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 26, 2023 08:14 PM (n/6gj)

THE PUMPKIN SPICE MUST FLOW!!!

Posted by: Third Stage Guild Navigator at September 26, 2023 09:39 PM (8sMut)

253 Sometimes I think the US cities lost out on the WWII bombing

Posted by: SMOD at September 26, 2023 09:39 PM (RovqD)

254 Some thoughts on antenna girl. First, she could be the most exciting girl you ever meet. Second, she could be the most terrifying person you ever meet. Third, she could be the last person you ever meet.

Posted by: Eromero at September 26, 2023 09:39 PM (NxC5+)

255 Let's get medieval!

Dead Can Dance, "Saltarello":

https://tinyurl.com/3ebw7ysb

Posted by: All Hail Eris at September 26, 2023 09:40 PM (xBY7X)

256 But yeah, it's pretty funny that they'd loot the Apple store in protest of the cops shooting someone they hate and would also shoot if they had the chance.

Why, it's almost as if the shooting is just a pretext for looting. Almost

Posted by: Archimedes at September 26, 2023 09:40 PM (I/Qkd)

257 @165

>>As long as it isn't the Tree of Woe, he'll be okay.

Or worse yet, The Pit of Despair.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

- The Swamp of Eternal Stench has entered the chat

Posted by: BifBewalski at September 26, 2023 09:40 PM (FuUAU)

258 zoraida garcia was the main character in an opera by p d q bach.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 26, 2023 09:41 PM (B1FKF)

259 As long as it isn't the Tree of Woe, he'll be okay.

Or worse yet, The Pit of Despair.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

- The Swamp of Eternal Stench has entered the chat


Pffffft.

Posted by: The Slough of Despond at September 26, 2023 09:42 PM (I/Qkd)

260 252 The more the big cities become lawless nightmares the more I am glad I left and that behind and moved to my small city in Southern New Mexico. I will never live in a city larger than I do now and if I can pull it off I am headed to more rural places.
Posted by: lost in space at September 26, 2023 09:39 PM (P+nXg)


I'm not a religious guy, but this all reminds me of that one dude in the Old Testament Bible who bailed out of Sodom and/or Gomorrah with his crew because things were getting out of hand.

Posted by: CppThis at September 26, 2023 09:42 PM (PZvjL)

261 I don't know where this all ends but I do know this can't go on. We not have wanted interesting times, I know I didn't, but we've got them.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2023 09:35 PM
Jackstraw, is it possible that there maybe a half dozen 'clean' politicians in the 535?

Posted by: Eromero at September 26, 2023 09:43 PM (NxC5+)

262 And Biden's dog bit someone

again

Posted by: DB - former participant at September 26, 2023 09:43 PM (geLO8)

263 66 "cashier at a Jack in the Box shooting at a customer"

"Ford was initially charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, but pleaded guilty to a lesser charge of deadly conduct and got one year deferred adjudication and completed it in June, according to court documents."

That's right. Deferred adjudication for shooting at a customer because of a dispute about an order. She fired a f***ing gun at a family while separated by a car and a building.

But, yeah, the gun is the problem and not the person.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 26, 2023 08:20 PM (aXxgO)

That's Draconian for Houston. I'm surprised she wasn't simply slapped really hard on the wrist.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 26, 2023 09:43 PM (8sMut)

264 >"cashier at a Jack in the Box shooting at a customer"


that's really poor customer service

Posted by: DB - former participant at September 26, 2023 09:45 PM (geLO8)

265 Let's get medieval!

Dead Can Dance, "Saltarello":

https://tinyurl.com/3ebw7ysb

Posted by: All Hail Eris

-

One of my favorite bands, although I don't listen to them as much as I used to. I regret that I never got to see them perform live back in their prime.

Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at September 26, 2023 09:45 PM (QWNfT)

266 One for the nerdy kids: it also reminds me of the WH40K fall of the Eldar, and some days I wake up in my bed in east TN feeling Exodite as fuck

But not Craftworld, because I don't have an RV

Posted by: CppThis at September 26, 2023 09:45 PM (PZvjL)

267 That horse bike race scene was featured in the movie Amelie. Good flick.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at September 26, 2023 09:45 PM (xcxpd)

268 Dead Can Dance, "Saltarello":

https://tinyurl.com/3ebw7ysb

Posted by: All Hail Eris

Props. I love Dead Can Dance.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at September 26, 2023 09:46 PM (xcxpd)

269 “cashier at a Jack in the Box shooting at a customer"

————-

Oooooooo, somebody is getting a notation in their HR record!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 26, 2023 09:49 PM (u73oe)

270 Glad to see the sidebar item about Brooks Robinson. Mr. Oriole. May he rest in peace.

Posted by: Doof at September 26, 2023 09:50 PM (oYEbH)

271 I don't know where this all ends but I do know this can't go on. We not have wanted interesting times, I know I didn't, but we've got them.
Posted by: JackStraw
---
I don't either, and TBH I know I'm not mentally or physically prepared.

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 26, 2023 09:50 PM (aBJcM)

272 My fear is political assassination by creating so much excessive stress that it triggers a massive heart attack.
and, not a single one of the perpetrators care about the collateral Trump family damage.
Not a single one will ever be punished, either.
Posted by: old chick at September 26, 2023 08:47 PM (sOete)

And about five years later, he will be loved. In accordance with one of the greatest song lyrics I ever heard, from the Nightwish song "Bless The Child":

"Why am I loved only when I'm gone?"

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 26, 2023 09:51 PM (8sMut)

273 I'd never admit this on the Food Thread, but Wally World has a cheap-ass pumpkin pancake mix that I like. Just add water. It used to be $1 per box, now it's $1.34. Not that I'm paying attention to that sort of thing.

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 26, 2023 09:52 PM (aBJcM)

274 Man who holds record for largest James Bond memorabilia collection is auctioning all items off today.

Inflation and/or knowing the franchise is going to woke crash & burn so selling at the top of the market??

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 26, 2023 09:52 PM (krqg6)

275 >>Jackstraw, is it possible that there maybe a half dozen 'clean' politicians in the 535?

Your guess is as good as mine but I wouldn't but the total at much higher. But I don't think that is where our salvation lies.

We the people are going to have to do this with one or two fearless weapons of our own. That's why no matter what I am going to vote for Trump. He's not my candidate, he's my fearless weapon.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2023 09:53 PM (ZLI7S)

276

Momma comin' home after this weekend! NOW the house will light up and become livable. I'll be thrilled to be her caretaker until healing is complete.

This lady heals like no one I've ever seen. Such determination is a bit frightening to watch.

Posted by: irongrampa at September 26, 2023 09:53 PM (KATBx)

277 Wow. Somehow a modern rock and roll band I'd never heard of was linked to the DCD song and I think I'm going to try to find more.

All Them Witches.

https://tinyurl.com/yhcz39nq

Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at September 26, 2023 09:54 PM (QWNfT)

278 Joe telling an autoworker he’s full of shit.


https://twitter. com/827js/status/1706758346152296806

Posted by: Ann at September 26, 2023 09:54 PM (4neFu)

279 I don't know how we can mentally or physically be really, truly prepared for something that we don't know what it will be.
Wow, that was a tortured sentence. It can go so many ways, and it will probably be a lot of things that we just never would have expected.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at September 26, 2023 09:56 PM (JrYM1)

280 Joe telling an autoworker he’s full of shit.

--

o_O

And pushing the citizen and telling him he wants to take him outside, knowing his 40 SS officers are there to prevent anything from happening.

Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at September 26, 2023 09:57 PM (QWNfT)

281 Momma comin' home after this weekend! NOW the house will light up and become livable. I'll be thrilled to be her caretaker until healing is complete.

Posted by: irongrampa

Congrats IG!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 26, 2023 09:57 PM (CnqNO)

282 159 Dick LeBeau as a def. coordinator.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 26, 2023 08:50 PM (q4g6M)

Then you have the guys who make GREAT coordinators but suck as head coaches.

And there are head coaches I think would have been better off as a GM. Marty Chokenheimer comes to mind. The man could evaluate talent and put together teams like no other. But he was too conservative a coach, especially in the playoffs.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 26, 2023 09:59 PM (8sMut)

283 And pushing the citizen and telling him he wants to take him outside, knowing his 40 SS officers are there to prevent anything from happening.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

Assault charge coming?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 26, 2023 09:59 PM (CnqNO)

284 Assault charge coming?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

-

Against the citizen? Probably. IRS audit, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at September 26, 2023 09:59 PM (QWNfT)

285 Your guess is as good as mine but I wouldn't but the total at much higher. But I don't think that is where our salvation lies.

We the people are going to have to do this with one or two fearless weapons of our own. That's why no matter what I am going to vote for Trump. He's not my candidate, he's my fearless weapon.
Posted by: JackStraw
---
+1 to We the People.

But I also believe in "put not your trust in princes."

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 26, 2023 10:00 PM (aBJcM)

286 That Jack in one with which I'm highly familiar.

Right on JFK Blvd, which is the main road leading into IAH Bush Intercontinental Airport, which is only one traffic light away.

On the drive-through side of the JitB, there is a Very Busy Shell gas station, high-traffic convenience store with integral Church's Fried Chicken store. On the other side of the JitB, is a Hampton Inn, also with a very high occupancy rate.

Our fat pistolera though, is fortunate. At the angle she was shooting, the rounds were likely to either hit 1. her target, 2. traffic on JFK Blvd., 3. Cars parked across the street in The Spot long-term airport parking facility.

I do wonder of any of the park-ees there might've reported any bullet strikes? Oh, and there's a "4" on the possibilities, too. She could've shot high, and landed some rounds to nearby industrial parks on the other side of Spot Parking.

Any way you cut it, it's Felonly Deadly Conduct, and the slap on the wrist is a travesty. Welcome to Harris County, y'all!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 26, 2023 10:00 PM (e6UQI)

287 Man, imagine if Joe wasn't such a nice guy.

Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at September 26, 2023 10:01 PM (QWNfT)

288 252 The more the big cities become lawless nightmares the more I am glad I left and that behind and moved to my small city in Southern New Mexico. I will never live in a city larger than I do now and if I can pull it off I am headed to more rural places.
Posted by: lost in space at September 26, 2023 09:39 PM (P+nXg)

Hell, you're not far from a major metropolis where you are anyway.

I liked Las Cruces. Bought a bunch of six packs of Moosehead from a store there when I saw they carried it.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 26, 2023 10:02 PM (8sMut)

289 the link of Biden didn't work for me

Posted by: TecumsehTea at September 26, 2023 10:02 PM (JrYM1)

290 Pity there are no vigilantes in Houston.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2023 08:52 PM (aHblV)

Thankfully there are LTCs around. Without them Houston would be as lawless as any other city, given its permissive DA and judiciary.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 26, 2023 10:04 PM (8sMut)

291 link here

https://tinyurl.com/2xph7xjm

Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at September 26, 2023 10:09 PM (grz8p)

292 >>But I also believe in "put not your trust in princes."

Agreed. But I've never considered Trump a prince. More like a flawed but driven achiever who basically loves this country and wants what I want. And when someone unfairly comes after him it make him more determined to succeed and he won't stop until he is dead.

Again, not my prince, my weapon. I don't care that he is not perfect or doesn't always do exactly what I want. I what him to destroy my enemies and help bring my country back and nobody in my lifetime has been more perfect for the task at hand.

As long as he keeps fighting I've got his back.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2023 10:09 PM (ZLI7S)

293 216 26 NFL players who went on to be NFL head coaches. It is an amazing list. The stuff you don't know.

https://tinyurl.com/2au6fyhe
Posted by: lost in space at September 26, 2023 09:22 PM (P+nXg)

Already poorly researched.

Larry Wilson was the head coach for the Arizona Cardinals in 1979? Really? All this time I didn't think they moved there from St. Louis until 1988.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 26, 2023 10:10 PM (8sMut)

Quick Hits

Republicans announce their first three impeachment witnesses in the Joe Biden bribery impeachment hearings.

The House Oversight Committee will hold its first impeachment hearing into President Joe Biden this week and interview three witnesses, who will provide their expertise in connection with allegations President Joe Biden, while vice president, received a bribe from a Ukrainian businessman to change U.S. policy.

Prompting the impeachment inquiry is an unclassified FD-1023 form that contains confidential human source information outlining an alleged bribery effort. The tip describes an arrangement in which Burisma CEO Mykola Zlochevsky allegedly hired Hunter Biden to secure access to his father, upon whom he leaned to secure the firing of then-Ukrainian Prosecutor General Viktor Shokin, who was investigating the firm.

The hearing will feature three witnesses, including George Washington University Law Professor Jonathan Turley, former Assistant Attorney General, United States Department of Justice Tax Division Eileen O'Connor, and forensic accountant Bruce Dubinsky, the committee announced Monday.

I assume the forensic accountant will just be there to say that, in his expert opinion, there is no conceivable reason to create such a gigantically convoluted series of Russian Nesting Doll shell companies except to disguise the source of income and thus commit the crime of money laundering.

House Republicans
@HouseGOP

In 2020, Joe Biden LIED when claimed Hunter Biden "has not made money" from China.

Today, @GOPoversight
revealed two bank wires from 2019 revealing Hunter received payments originating from Chinese nationals, and Joe Biden's home was listed as the beneficiary address for both.


Vulnerable Democrats who took money from Bob Menendez's pile of Egyptian cash and gold are donating it to charity, to distance themselves from the crime figure.

Sens. Jon Tester, D-Mont., and Bob Casey, D-Pa., on Tuesday pledged to donate the $10,000 they accepted from the political action committee of indicted Sen. Bob Menendez, D-N.J., who is facing growing calls to resign.

The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker, who, if anything, has become even more Fiercely Heterosexual since his much-publicized Fake Romance with LGBT actress Rosario Dawson, is among those calling for Menendez to resign.


Menendez, who was indicted alongside his wife on bribery charges, "deserves our presumption of innocence until proven guilty," Booker said, CNN reported.

"Stepping down is not an admission of guilt but an acknowledgment that holding public office often demands tremendous sacrifices at great personal cost. Senator Menendez has made these sacrifices in the past to serve. And in this case, he must do so again," Booker also said.

A Democrat-aligned group is spending $60 million in dark money -- remember when the media used to run scare stories about "Dark Money"? That was before the Democrats began spending literal billions of it -- to "fortify" the 2024 election.


The States Project, a Democrat-aligned group, spent $60 million across five swing states last year as part of an effort to proliferate liberal policies, the New York Times reported.

The group focuses on getting Democrats elected to state legislatures and aids them once elected in order to get more liberal policies passed, according to its website. The States Project's is a joint initiative between PAC For America's Future, which receives funding from George Soros' Democracy PAC, and Future Now Action, a 501c4 dark money group that does not disclose its donors, according to the organization's website.

Of the $60 million the group spent in 2022, most of it went directly to Democratic candidates and legislative caucuses in Arizona, Michigan, Maine, Nevada and Pennsylvania, though some was also spent on political advertisements, according to the NYT.

The States Project, which refused to disclose its donors to the NYT, lists "empowering people over special interests" as one of its policy goals.

Uh-huh.

Adulterous turncoat Joe Scarborough is all-in for Joe Biden, claiming only "fools" would underestimate him. He rails against those who wrote Basemen Joe off in 2020... overlooking the fact that he was one of the ones who wrote Biden off in 2020.

"Joe Scarborough hides the bodies of murdered aides he was having an affair with like I dress." -- John Fetterman

Hey, I didn't say it, Fetterman's Monster did.

A Democrat Representative says he's "thinking" about running against Biden.


Minnesota representative Dean Phillips (D.) said Monday he is "thinking about" taking on President Joe Biden in a presidential primary, as the 80-year-old president's popularity is waning.


"I am thinking about it. I haven't ruled it out," the three-term congressman said in an interview with Steve Schmidt's podcast The Warning. "I'm concerned that there is no alternative. I'm concerned that something could happen between now and next November that would make the Democratic Convention in Chicago an unmitigated disaster."

Target closes nine stores in the US due to violence and theft -- all coincidentally located in blue states.

The Kobeissi Letter
@KobeissiLetter


BREAKING: Target, $TGT, to close 9 stores in major cities across the US due to "violence and theft."

This includes one of Target's New York City locations and 3 stores in San Francisco.

Target said in a statement that the safety of their team and guests are at risk, forcing closures.

This comes after target said that theft is costing them more than $500 million this year.

Walmart has also been contemplating shutting stores and raising prices due to theft.

As inflation persists, theft is getting worse.


This is just getting publicity now: Back in May, a Navy MK 15 Phalanx Close-In Weapon System automatically locked in and tracked a commercial plane, a Boeing 737, as the crew said "no, no, no" as if it were a dog eating a slipper.


dontjudge.jpg

That's from this new show.

If you don't want to be judged, don't constantly put yourself up as if you're contestants in a pageant.

They do want to be judged -- but they want to be judged positively, only. It's like girls putting up their photos with a "Hot or Not?" question but then becoming furious and #triggered if people rate them a 4 and say "would not smash."

If you invite commentary on your lifestyle, you get commentary on your lifestyle. I offered some information about my.... alternative Shelving choices yesterday, and people commented on that. I did not say "How dare you question my plainly-disastrous attempts at shelving!"

As Jeff Winger observed: "When you go fishing for a compliment, sometimes you get a boot."

Deal with it.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:25 PM




Comments

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1 Joe's done, President Camacho has come back in time to run in 2024:

https://youtu.be/_RgG1Ayf4kI

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 26, 2023 06:27 PM (qPw5n)

2 Onward through the fog!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at September 26, 2023 06:28 PM (YNbPJ)

3 "Would not smash"?

What kind of uncultured swine would use such a phrase?

Posted by: TJM's phone at September 26, 2023 06:29 PM (LvTSG)

4 Rosario bats for the other team?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 26, 2023 06:29 PM (a3Q+t)

5 Biden laptop you say???

@AndrewFeinberg 2h
NEW: If I am reading this right, Judge Engoron has found that Donald Trump committed fraud and has ordered the cancellation of all of his New York business certificates and the dissolution of the Trump Organization.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 26, 2023 06:30 PM (IG4Id)

6 That last photo. Thanks, ace. It's like the disinformation expert and cruelty expert were dueling and cruelty expert won.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 26, 2023 06:30 PM (2YtOq)

7 The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker, who, if anything, has become even more Fiercely Heterosexual since his much-publicized Fake Romance with LGBT actress Rosario Dawson, is among those calling for Menendez to resign.

-
It's a New Jersey uncivil war!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 26, 2023 06:32 PM (FVME7)

8 "The fiercely hetersexual Corey Booker."

Best line ever.

Posted by: EFG at September 26, 2023 06:33 PM (Ae67h)

9
Boobs

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 26, 2023 06:33 PM (xcxpd)

10 Why is Richard Dean Anderson in that bathtub?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 26, 2023 06:33 PM (aD39U)

11 Did you reboot the Phalanx after the update? No? Well, try that then call back if there are further problems.

Thank you for calling Microsoft Tech Support.

Posted by: Microsoft tech support at September 26, 2023 06:33 PM (2YtOq)

12 "Would not smash"?

What kind of uncultured swine would use such a phrase?
Posted by: TJM's phone at September 26, 2023 06:29 PM

I know, right? Everyone knows the accepted formulation is

__ / 10. Would not bang.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 26, 2023 06:33 PM (aQy7p)

13 So if you marry your Grandfather does that mean you can avoid inheritance taxes? Just asking

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 26, 2023 06:33 PM (dKiJG)

14 The navy guy sounds like an idiot.

Posted by: WOPR at September 26, 2023 06:34 PM (ESaRx)

15 So if you marry your Grandfather does that mean you can avoid inheritance taxes? Just asking
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 26, 2023 06:33 PM (dKiJG)



Robert Heinlein nods.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 26, 2023 06:34 PM (aD39U)

16 I know, right? Everyone knows the accepted formulation is

__ / 10. Would not bang.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 26, 2023 06:33 PM


Where __ <= 3.0

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 26, 2023 06:35 PM (a3Q+t)

17 @5

>>Biden laptop you say??? @AndrewFeinberg 2h
NEW: If I am reading this right, Judge Engoron has found that Donald Trump committed fraud and has ordered the cancellation of all of his New York business certificates and the dissolution of the Trump Organization.

Sure, why not, we live in Clown World after all.

I'm sure it will be appealed and won but not before the maximum amount of carnage, destruction and pain has been extracted.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 06:35 PM (XV/Pl)

18 The Target press release says specifically these locations are being closed due to crime and organized retail theft

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 26, 2023 06:35 PM (RIvkX)

19 NY JUDGE: NO TRIAL NEEDED!! BAD ORANGE MAN GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY!!!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at September 26, 2023 06:35 PM (zLfni)

20 Stick with Joe, Joe

Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2023 06:35 PM (fwDg9)

21 So if you marry your Grandfather does that mean you can avoid inheritance taxes? Just asking
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio
____________

Yes, but then they get you on the generation-skipping tax.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 26, 2023 06:36 PM (Dm8we)

22 That Phalanx system lock is terrifying. The sailor laughing about it is an idiot. A robotic system pointed a cannon at a flight with who knows how many dozens or hundreds of people on it. There must be a major investigation into this.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 26, 2023 06:36 PM (R38qh)

23 i get all of my Young People Slang from Ryan Long.

Smash, rinsed, cooked, etc.

Posted by: ace at September 26, 2023 06:36 PM (KRtlO)

24 Rupa Subramanya @rupasubramanya
On Indian TV, former Indian diplomat Deepak Vohra claims there are "credible rumours" that sniffer dogs in India found cocaine on Trudeau’s plane and that Trudeau didn't attend the G20 dinner because he was high on cocaine. 😳

https://tinyurl.com/bdduznur
21 seconds in Hindi but about a quarter of the words are in English like "sniffer-dogs".

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 26, 2023 06:36 PM (krqg6)

25 There must be a major investigation into this.

STEINER WILL COME

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at September 26, 2023 06:37 PM (zLfni)

26 Target, because of their insane policies, just put several thousand people out of work and put the hurt on local suppliers.

Heck of a job there, Dayton family!

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 26, 2023 06:37 PM (2YtOq)

27 Marrying your grandfather seems like one way to stick it to your parents.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at September 26, 2023 06:38 PM (OitHo)

28 What is effective range of phalanx and how close was the aircraft? Each one of those sailors should be keelhauled

Posted by: A dude in MI at September 26, 2023 06:38 PM (LyoBw)

29 McCarthy needs to be removed... ASAP. And I get it... the GOP is nearly as corrupt as the Democrats, but unable to mount a disinfo campaign?

Really?

Punt the fucker and be done with it. Rules change.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 26, 2023 06:38 PM (Q4IgG)

30 I thought that was Pete rose in that photo. Glad it wasn't.

Posted by: Yikes! at September 26, 2023 06:38 PM (LccS3)

31 Nancy Mace will come.

Posted by: Steiner at September 26, 2023 06:38 PM (aD39U)

32 Is the Phalanx System part of Skynet now???

Posted by: tubal at September 26, 2023 06:39 PM (PCK5/)

33 NY JUDGE: NO TRIAL NEEDED!! BAD ORANGE MAN GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY!!!
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at September 26, 2023 06:35 PM

Ja. Dis guy, he gets it.

Posted by: Zombie Roland Freisler at September 26, 2023 06:39 PM (aQy7p)

34 >>Marrying your grandfather seems like one way to stick it to your parents.

Not to mention Gramps.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2023 06:39 PM (ZLI7S)

35 @24

>>that sniffer dogs in India found cocaine on Trudeau’s plane and that Trudeau didn't attend the G20 dinner because he was high on cocaine.

The defining characteristic of our current global ruling class is not how corrupt they are but how generic and mediocre they are.


Boss Tweed they are not.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 06:39 PM (XV/Pl)

36 So who would replace McCarthy??

Posted by: tubal at September 26, 2023 06:39 PM (PCK5/)

37 Amazingly, it didn't catch on fire...

@Breaking911 38s
Hillary Clinton’s portrait unveiled at State Department

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 26, 2023 06:39 PM (IG4Id)

38 Biden laptop you say???

@AndrewFeinberg 2h
NEW: If I am reading this right, Judge Engoron has found that Donald Trump committed fraud and has ordered the cancellation of all of his New York business certificates and the dissolution of the Trump Organization.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 26, 2023 06:30 PM (IG4Id)
******
"Judge Arthur Engoron ruled Tuesday that the former president and his company deceived banks, insurers and others by massively overvaluing his assets and exaggerating his net worth on paperwork used in making deals and securing financing."

https://tinyurl.com/5fkacseh

Posted by: redridinghood at September 26, 2023 06:40 PM (NpAcC)

39 Rupa Subramanya @rupasubramanya
On Indian TV, former Indian diplomat Deepak Vohra claims there are "credible rumours" that sniffer dogs in India found cocaine on Trudeau’s plane and that Trudeau didn't attend the G20 dinner because he was high on cocaine. 😳

https://tinyurl.com/bdduznur
21 seconds in Hindi but about a quarter of the words are in English like "sniffer-dogs".

Translation:
there is credible rumors that in Trudeau's Airplane, we found cocaine through our sniffer dogs. Then, for 2 days he didn't get out of the hotel room, didn't come out. PM Justin Trudeau skipped India's President Dinner too. People say he was on Drugs.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 26, 2023 06:40 PM (dKiJG)

40 If you invite commentary on your lifestyle, you get commentary on your lifestyle. I offered some information about my.... alternative Shelving choices yesterday, and people commented on that. I did not say "How dare you question my plainly-disastrous attempts at shelving!"

I was wondering how the weekend shelving project proceeded. This implies that things did not turn out as straight and strong as the executive management-approved project plan projected.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 26, 2023 06:40 PM (a3Q+t)

41 Man, they got Brooks Robinson.

Bastards.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 26, 2023 06:40 PM (dGCAG)

42 who would replace McCarthy??
Posted by: tubal at

Another RINO, silly.

Posted by: Yikes! at September 26, 2023 06:41 PM (LccS3)

43 I was wondering how the weekend shelving project proceeded. This implies that things did not turn out as straight and strong as the executive management-approved project plan projected.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 26, 2023 06:40 PM (a3Q+t)


The QA Committee signed off on it.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 26, 2023 06:41 PM (aD39U)

44 @29

One of best distillations of the dichotemy of the GOPe and the MAGA types has to be the Matt Gaetz/Maria Bartaromo interview from the other day.

It illuminates our fight and what we are fighting.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 06:41 PM (XV/Pl)

45 Hillary Clinton’s portrait unveiled at State Department
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 26, 2023 06:39 PM (IG4Id)
----

I think it's more along the lines of Medusa and a fear of people turning to stone.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 26, 2023 06:41 PM (2YtOq)

46 ace needs to read the hobby thread. Lots of helpful tips.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 26, 2023 06:41 PM (a0370)

47 The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker, who, if anything, has become even more Fiercely Heterosexual since his much-publicized Fake Romance with LGBT actress Rosario Dawson, is among those calling for Menendez to resign.
.......

That's Fiercely Gay. Fierce Heteros would call for him to be hanged at dawn.

Posted by: wth at September 26, 2023 06:41 PM (v0R5T)

48 >>"Judge Arthur Engoron ruled Tuesday that the former president and his company deceived banks, insurers and others by massively overvaluing his assets and exaggerating his net worth on paperwork used in making deals and securing financing."

Sure. Trump hornswoggled some of the biggest banks in the world by fooling them on real estate values.

Totally checks out.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2023 06:42 PM (ZLI7S)

49 A Democrat Representative says he's "thinking" about running against Biden.

-
Didja see this? USA Today has its thumb on America's pulse!

USA TODAY
@USATODAY
Recent polls suggest some voters don't want to choose Trump or Biden 2024. Here's their ideal candidate.

-
Apparently, Americans want Lizard Cheney, Pierre Delecto, or Will Hurd.*

*Will Hurd is a black RINO former CIA agent, former Texas representative who has been critical of Trump.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 26, 2023 06:42 PM (FVME7)

50 Fantastic machine the m5 -- no off switch.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at September 26, 2023 06:42 PM (3DZIZ)

51 there is credible rumors that in Trudeau's Airplane, we found cocaine through our sniffer dogs. Then, for 2 days he didn't get out of the hotel room, didn't come out. PM Justin Trudeau skipped India's President Dinner too. People say he was on Drugs.
-------
Thank you. Come again.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 26, 2023 06:42 PM (krqg6)

52 Weird but of trivia; Dean Phillips grandmother was Dear Abby. She would have advised him to challenge Joe, please do it

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 26, 2023 06:43 PM (cot+J)

53 Menendez, who was indicted alongside his wife on bribery charges, "deserves our presumption of innocence until proven guilty," Booker said, CNN reported

Phuck ewe you dick sucking asshole! I remember what [you said about the peepee scandle (all lies of course) and how The Bad Orange Man must step away from the presidency until it could all be sorted out and understood (by the lying media)

Posted by: BifBewalski at September 26, 2023 06:43 PM (FuUAU)

54 Everyone knows the accepted formulation is Would not bang.

I will go this far: Fen says "would not bang," and manages to make it sound polite and almost Biblical. I don't know if you can do that with "smash."

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 26, 2023 06:43 PM (4PZHB)

55 > What is effective range of phalanx and how close was the aircraft? Each one of those sailors should be keelhauled

Wiki says one to five nautical miles. A plane at 30,000 feet is just under five nautical miles.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 26, 2023 06:43 PM (R38qh)

56 Of course a guy "Could" buy a book case, or maybe or a storage unit....

Posted by: tubal at September 26, 2023 06:43 PM (PCK5/)

57 @38

>>"Judge Arthur Engoron ruled Tuesday that the former president and his company deceived banks, insurers and others by massively overvaluing his assets and exaggerating his net worth on paperwork used in making deals and securing financing."

Because its standard business practice for banks, Insurers and other financial institutions to accept client proffered valuations at face value without doing their own due diligence.

I would say it is to laugh but what's happening is no laughing matter.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 06:44 PM (XV/Pl)

58 Has Menendez been arrested, perp walked, mug shot? Why the fuck not?
In fact, why should he not be prevenitivly locked up? A bank robber caught would be. As long as he still has the capacity to act under the influence of bribary he remains a danger.

Posted by: QT 3.14159 at September 26, 2023 06:44 PM (qOMPA)

59 I will go this far: Fen says "would not bang," and manages to make it sound polite and almost Biblical. I don't know if you can do that with "smash."
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 26, 2023 06:43 PM (4PZHB)
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How about "smite?"

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at September 26, 2023 06:44 PM (ScR16)

60 Can you imagine an impeachment inquiry that is not televised.
What dumb Americans have become. Totally embarrassing.

Posted by: Redenzo at September 26, 2023 06:45 PM (V/pbu)

61 I want to hear more about Ace's shelving adventures. Ace survived, clearly, but what happened?

Posted by: GanGanowicz at September 26, 2023 06:45 PM (AxRGS)

62 Target closes nine stores in the US due to violence and theft -- all coincidentally located in blue states.
________________

Yesterday Gaige Grosskreuz gets freight-trained by an SUV, today Target takes a good shot in the nuts.

This is shaping up to a wonderful week so far.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 26, 2023 06:45 PM (YqDXo)

63 The weird thing about the NY AG lawsuit against Trump is that none of the banks, insurers or others complained about Trump's valuations. In fact larger valuations meant higher fees and interest payments.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 26, 2023 06:45 PM (cot+J)

64 Willowed from last thread:

Hey, All,

I planted a massive turd today on the Art Thread. I would like to explain.

The commenter known as Robert said something about going home and drinking bourbon in his underwear. I assumed it was meant facetiously, so I responded facetiously, referencing the meme of "Pics or it didn't happen," thinking that that particular meme referred to any debauched behavior, and not just frolics with female lovlies.

Boy, did y'all give me pushback on that. I was surprised by the response, and so in my embarrassment, responded with lame responses like "I did it for the 'ettes," which, of course, did not fly. Immediately, I became the blog's new ghey whipping horse.

Even knowing the nature of the Horde, I was surprised by the amount of snark that I received in response to that comment. That being said, although I was ashamed by my comment, I understand how things are here, and do not hold any of the responses to my original bad joke against any of the commenters here. (Hey, Sponge!)

By the way, when I told today's story to my wife, who has much longer experience with the Horde than I do (though she seldom comments), she thought that it was hilarious.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 06:45 PM (xTRSc)

65 So who would replace McCarthy??
Posted by: tubal at September 26, 2023 06:39 PM (PCK5/)

Henry Clay would be my first choice.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 26, 2023 06:45 PM (dGCAG)

66 Will Hurd, are you fucking kidding me? The people in his old district don't even know who he is.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 26, 2023 06:45 PM (a0370)

67 Minnesota representative Dean Phillips (D.) said Monday he is "thinking about" taking on President Joe Biden in a presidential primary, as the 80-year-old president's popularity is waning.
.......

PHILLIPSALANCHE

Posted by: wth at September 26, 2023 06:45 PM (v0R5T)

68 @61

>>I want to hear more about Ace's shelving adventures. Ace survived, clearly, but what happened?

I would pay good money to watch Ace deploy a laser level and plumb bob in his shelving endeavors.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 06:46 PM (XV/Pl)

69 She (my wife) has known the Horder far better and longer than I have.

So, can we just forget my response to Robert on the Art Thread already?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 06:46 PM (xTRSc)

70 I will go this far: Fen says "would not bang," and manages to make it sound polite and almost Biblical. I don't know if you can do that with "smash."
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 26, 2023 06:43 PM (4PZHB)
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How about "smite?"
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at September 26, 2023 06:44 PM


Who knows?

Posted by: KJV at September 26, 2023 06:46 PM (a3Q+t)

71 "Judge Arthur Engoron ruled Tuesday that the former president and his company deceived banks, insurers and others by massively overvaluing his assets and exaggerating his net worth on paperwork used in making deals and securing financing."

Because its standard business practice for banks, Insurers and other financial institutions to accept client proffered valuations at face value without doing their own due diligence.

I would say it is to laugh but what's happening is no laughing matter.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 06:44 PM (XV/Pl)
_________________

Now do the "trillion dollar coin."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 26, 2023 06:46 PM (YqDXo)

72 And they originally said Trump was committing tax fraud by over-valuing his assets because we all know that the more expensive the property, the lower it's taxed!!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 26, 2023 06:46 PM (krqg6)

73 @22 A robotic system pointed a cannon at a flight with who knows how many dozens or hundreds of people on it.

30% saving in manpower! Didn't you read the chart?
Fewer moving parts, my man. Wave of the future. Look Dad!

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 26, 2023 06:46 PM (4PZHB)

74 >>> 51 there is credible rumors that in Trudeau's Airplane, we found cocaine through our sniffer dogs. Then, for 2 days he didn't get out of the hotel room, didn't come out. PM Justin Trudeau skipped India's President Dinner too. People say he was on Drugs.
-------
Thank you. Come again.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 26, 2023 06:42 PM (krqg6)

Those were not my drugs THEY WERE HUNTER'S!!!

Posted by: Justin Castreau at September 26, 2023 06:47 PM (llON8)

75 Phillip K Dick >> Phillips head screwdriver >> Dean Phillips

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at September 26, 2023 06:47 PM (OitHo)

76
Yesterday Gaige Lefty Grosskreuz gets freight-trained by an SUV...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 26, 2023 06:45 PM


fixed for style-book compliance

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 26, 2023 06:48 PM (ENBF0)

77 Even knowing the nature of the Horde, I was surprised by the amount of snark that I received in response to that comment. That being said, although I was ashamed by my comment, I understand how things are here, and do not hold any of the responses to my original bad joke against any of the commenters here. (Hey, Sponge!)

By the way, when I told today's story to my wife, who has much longer experience with the Horde than I do (though she seldom comments), she thought that it was hilarious.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 06:45 PM (xTRSc)

I figure if you haven't been given the business by the horde here, you're doing something wrong.

I remember the time I made a snide comment about hockey goalies.

Egad, you'd think I farted on people's dead grampy's casket.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 26, 2023 06:48 PM (dGCAG)

78 https://bityl.co/LMV1

A murder suspect labeled by police as willing to "do anything he can to cause harm" is the target of an all-out search after a 26-year-old software development company founder was found slain at her Baltimore apartment.

Baltimore Police said Pava Marie LaPere was found around 11:30 a.m. after someone called for help. She died from blunt-force trauma.

Authorities announced an arrest warrant at a news conference Tuesday afternoon for Jason Dean Billingsley, 32. He is charged with first-degree murder in LaPere's killing.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 26, 2023 06:48 PM (aD39U)

79
Fierce Heterosexuality Will Save This Country!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 26, 2023 06:48 PM (xG4kz)

80 I read that Gisele Fetterman dated Corey Booker before she dated John. Big, if true.

Posted by: jeannebodine at September 26, 2023 06:49 PM (CGK6j)

81 Menendez, who was indicted alongside his wife on bribery charges, "deserves our presumption of innocence until proven guilty," Booker said, CNN reported

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But not Russell Brand!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 26, 2023 06:49 PM (FVME7)

82 64


Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 06:45 PM (xTRSc)

You stepped on it, or in it.... it happens... comes with commenting a lot.. we KNOW you are fiercely, well you know..

Posted by: tubal at September 26, 2023 06:49 PM (PCK5/)

83 Asa shot his wad. Didn't make the cut for the debate

Posted by: Ben Had at September 26, 2023 06:49 PM (a0370)

84 Man, they got Brooks Robinson.

Bastards.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 26, 2023 06:40 PM (dGCAG)
________________

Married for 63 years. Can't beat that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 26, 2023 06:50 PM (YqDXo)

85 I have two Targets, don't go to either one

Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2023 06:50 PM (fwDg9)

86 I read that Gisele Fetterman dated Corey Booker before she dated John. Big, if true.
Posted by: jeannebodine at September 26, 2023 06:49 PM (CGK6j)
_______________

Boy, was SHE barking up the wrong tree.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 26, 2023 06:50 PM (YqDXo)

87 I want to hear more about Ace's shelving adventures. Ace survived, clearly, but what happened?
Posted by: GanGanowicz at September 26, 2023 06:45 PM (AxRGS)
......

Shelves happened. Shelf for the keys. Shelf for the plants. Shelves for the books. Shelves in the kitchen. Shelf for the family pictures.
I expect a write up in Architectural Digest soon.

Posted by: wth at September 26, 2023 06:51 PM (v0R5T)

88 @72

>>And they originally said Trump was committing tax fraud by over-valuing his assets because we all know that the more expensive the property, the lower it's taxed!!

As is f**king obvious to anyone that isn't a f**king leftist monster, a person can value an object, of any kind at any value.

I can say this paper clip on my desk is a MEEELEEON DOLLARSSSS, it is up to the buyer or financial institution that would loan money or collateralize debt against my paper clip to ascertain whether the paper clip is that valuable.


This is bullsh*t.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 06:51 PM (XV/Pl)

89 I figure if you haven't been given the business by the horde here, you're doing something wrong.

I remember the time I made a snide comment about hockey goalies.

Egad, you'd think I farted on people's dead grampy's casket.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 26, 2023 06:48 PM (dGCAG)


Yeah, I guess my skin's not thick enough yet.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 06:51 PM (xTRSc)

90 Future Now Action is my favorite DEVO album.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2023 06:52 PM (63Dwl)

91 Yesterday Gaige Lefty Grosskreuz gets freight-trained by an SUV...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 26, 2023 06:45 PM

fixed for style-book compliance
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 26, 2023 06:48 PM (ENBF0)
_____________

Actually, I think I started the "Lefty" thing. Along with "fiercely heterosexual Cory Booker" thing.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 26, 2023 06:52 PM (YqDXo)

92 Man, they got Brooks Robinson.

Bastards.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 26, 2023 06:40 PM (dGCAG)
________________

Married for 63 years. Can't beat that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 26, 2023 06:50 PM (YqDXo)

So you're saying it was murder.

Women..... can't live with 'em, can't trade in one of your Gold Gloves for a newer model.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 26, 2023 06:52 PM (dGCAG)

93 @59 "How about 'smite'?" --CaptObvious

Sure, smitin's different. Have to say, you almost never hear Fen casting smites around here, though it could happen on the campaign trail.

Lots of smishes and smooches in Song of Songs, if we're going KJV, and the scholarship on that should be enlightening.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 26, 2023 06:53 PM (4PZHB)

94 I stopped going to Target years ago when they let the sodomites roam the bathrooms in search of victims. Ironically, I do stop in on occasion just to use the shitter and I may or may not flush, which costs them.

A lot.

Revenge is sweet.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 26, 2023 06:53 PM (R/m4+)

95 And they originally said Trump was committing tax fraud by over-valuing his assets because we all know that the more expensive the property, the lower it's taxed!!

As is f**king obvious to anyone that isn't a f**king leftist monster, a person can value an object, of any kind at any value.
_______________

This handkerchief I just blew my nose in? Worth $50 million, easy.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 26, 2023 06:53 PM (YqDXo)

96 Yeah, I guess my skin's not thick enough yet.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 06:51 PM (xTRSc)

From the way you described it, it's probably a good thing I wasn't there.

I would have piled on. From your side.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 26, 2023 06:53 PM (dGCAG)

97 Actually, I think I started the "Lefty" thing. Along with "fiercely heterosexual Cory Booker" thing.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 26, 2023 06:52 PM (YqDXo)

I am starting the "fiercely heterosexual Bulgaroctonus" thing now

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 26, 2023 06:54 PM (NtVYv)

98 @78 the guy Billingsley was sentenced in 2011 to 30 years for rape . He has priors. Paroled in 2022. Avoid blue cities . I live in a small one but I'm large and armed

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 26, 2023 06:54 PM (cot+J)

99 Jebus! To round out tonight's 6-pak (8-pak?) of pseudo-intellectual cunts, honorable attribution could have been rolled out to Russell Brand and Howard Stern (+ Bill Maher?).

Yes, scraping your boots daily can be habit-forming and ruin your boots.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 26, 2023 06:54 PM (fY84s)

100 > Authorities announced an arrest warrant at a news conference Tuesday afternoon for Jason Dean Billingsley, 32. He is charged with first-degree murder in LaPere's killing.

Billingsley was sentenced to 30 years in 2015, got out in 2022. He has convictions for first degree assault, second degree assault, and first degree sex offense.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 26, 2023 06:54 PM (R38qh)

101 "As inflation persists, theft is getting worse."

They just want to dress their kids in Tranny outfits!
--AOC, most likely

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 26, 2023 06:55 PM (Rbu5d)

102 Funny...

John LeFevre @JohnLeFevre
New meme circulating...

my picks

who you got?
https://tinyurl.com/phk22ub4

smart/dumb sounds smart/sounds dumb axis

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 26, 2023 06:56 PM (krqg6)

103 98 @78 the guy Billingsley was sentenced in 2011 to 30 years for rape . He has priors. Paroled in 2022. Avoid blue cities . I live in a small one but I'm large and armed
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 26, 2023 06:54 PM (cot+J)

If I'm doing my math correctly, I'd say it doesn't seem he served close enough to 30 years.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 26, 2023 06:56 PM (dGCAG)

104 What a soft corrupt country we have become become. In 20 years when China marches on us we can expend our AWFL’s, trans soldier’s and BLM medic’s like that jerk off that got hit by a car. (Thank God), at them.
I laugh in horror for my grandkids.
It will be fun to watch the Marxist professors get mowed down while laying in the underbrush and scheming

Posted by: Redenzo at September 26, 2023 06:56 PM (V/pbu)

105 OK, the Kansas City area went nuts with the Chief's good Tight End being in the same car as Taylor Swift.

Who does not want your lame date pathos written into a song?

*Raises Hand*

Even if I were a lap-dog considerate, sensitive, and kind (not Fierce) heterosexual.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 26, 2023 06:56 PM (u82oZ)

106 I am starting the "fiercely heterosexual Bulgaroctonus" thing now,


So I can resume posting about boobs again, right?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 06:57 PM (xTRSc)

107 > If I'm doing my math correctly, I'd say it doesn't seem he served close enough to 30 years.

This article says he got 30 years in 2015, so it's even worse.

https://is.gd/Wc8NHV

Posted by: bonhomme at September 26, 2023 06:57 PM (R38qh)

108 Love Don't Judge

Is that Schwarzenegger in the tub?

Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2023 06:58 PM (4DHSI)

109
I read that Gisele Fetterman dated Corey Booker before she dated John. Big, if true.
Posted by: jeannebodine at September 26, 2023 06:49 PM (CGK6j)
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Boy, was SHE barking up the wrong tree.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


She has a type.

Proof is left to readers to figure out what it is.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 26, 2023 06:58 PM (xG4kz)

110 63 The weird thing about the NY AG lawsuit against Trump is that none of the banks, insurers or others complained about Trump's valuations. In fact larger valuations meant higher fees and interest payments.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 26, 2023 06:45 PM (cot+J)

Wouldn’t that mean he paid more in taxes as well

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 26, 2023 06:58 PM (dKiJG)

111 I am starting the "fiercely heterosexual Bulgaroctonus" thing now,

So I can resume posting about boobs again, right?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 06:57 PM (xTRSc)
.......

I don't know. Your boobs or Mannix babe boobs?

Posted by: wth at September 26, 2023 06:59 PM (v0R5T)

112 Billingsley was sentenced to 30 years in 2015, got out in 2022. He has convictions for first degree assault, second degree assault, and first degree sex offense.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 26, 2023 06:54 PM (R38qh)

Something tells me they read the "three strikes and you're out" rule incorrectly.

Third offense should have been a life sentence, no parole.

But here we are.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 26, 2023 06:59 PM (dGCAG)

113 I'm familiar with CIWS, and that was acting exactly how it's supposed to. That 737 just happened to be within it's operating parameters (which are classified). They were probably doing system testing, which enables tracking mode with mount motion, when the aircraft flew over. It was (probably) not loaded and firing was (definitely) not enabled.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at September 26, 2023 06:59 PM (JuMV1)

114 Disclose.tv @disclosetv 37m
JUST IN - Costa Rica to declare state of emergency amid surge of migrants crossing the country — Reuters

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 26, 2023 06:59 PM (krqg6)

115 Actually, I think I started the "Lefty" thing. Along with "fiercely heterosexual Cory Booker" thing.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 26, 2023 06:52 PM (YqDXo)

I am starting the "fiercely heterosexual Bulgaroctonus" thing now
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway

Comments like this are what make my day brighter.

Posted by: BifBewalski at September 26, 2023 07:00 PM (FuUAU)

116 This article says he got 30 years in 2015, so it's even worse.

https://is.gd/Wc8NHV
Posted by: bonhomme at September 26, 2023 06:57 PM (R38qh)

His parole board should have to serve out the rest of his sentence.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 26, 2023 07:01 PM (dGCAG)

117 Asa shot his wad. Didn't make the cut for the debate
Posted by: Ben Had at September 26, 2023 06:49 PM (a0370)
.......

ASAlanche... are you done yet?

Posted by: wth at September 26, 2023 07:01 PM (v0R5T)

118 Has Ace ever upgraded that Ikea Fixa to a DeWalt or Milwaukee?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 26, 2023 07:02 PM (a3Q+t)

119 I don't know. Your boobs or Mannix babe boobs?



Mannix babe, TJM Arterton/Daddario, and 'ette boobs are all welcome!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 07:03 PM (xTRSc)

120 >>>OK, the Kansas City area went nuts with the Chief's good Tight End being in the same car as Taylor Swift.

Who does not want your lame date pathos written into a song?

=====

Jason Kelce's wife (a 1 btw) was asked how long she would leave Travis alone to babysit their three kids. She would trust Travis with just one of their kids for an hour. She would not trust them with all three. Puts the decision by Travis to date T Swift into perspective.

Posted by: Turn 2 at September 26, 2023 07:03 PM (JfxgE)

121 I assume the forensic accountant will just be there to say that, in his expert opinion, there is no conceivable reason to create such a gigantically convoluted series of Russian Nesting Doll shell companies except to disguise the source of income and thus commit the crime of money laundering.

You have obviously never heard of "tax reasons." There were "tax reasons" involved.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 26, 2023 07:03 PM (guGkK)

122 the guy Billingsley was sentenced in 2011 to 30 years for rape . He has priors. Paroled in 2022.

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I guess it's the inflation.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 26, 2023 07:03 PM (FVME7)

123 Breaking911 @Breaking911 4h
BREAKING: California Gov. Newsom signs law raising taxes on gun and ammunition sales to pay for school safety, violence prevention - AP

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 26, 2023 07:04 PM (krqg6)

124 Costa Rica should start issuing no bag limits permits to American tourists.

Posted by: wth at September 26, 2023 07:04 PM (v0R5T)

125 Costa Rica used to be a wholly owned subsidiary of the CIA.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2023 07:04 PM (4DHSI)

126 106 I am starting the "fiercely heterosexual Bulgaroctonus" thing now,


So I can resume posting about boobs again, right?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 06:57 PM (xTRSc)

Now THAT’S the ticket Bulgar!!!!!!

Posted by: tubal at September 26, 2023 07:04 PM (PCK5/)

127 The weird thing about the NY AG lawsuit against Trump is that none of the banks, insurers or others complained about Trump's valuations. In fact larger valuations meant higher fees and interest payments.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 26, 2023 06:45 PM (cot+J)

As one prominent commercial realtor lamented to me earlier - if this gets upheld, its the end of the commercial real-estate market in NY - period. Probably the end of all free commerce in NY - because any negotiation on your behalf is now deemed criminal or civilly litigable with precedent...its insanity on a level not even contemplated by the wackadoodle left - every holding by lefty billionaires is now suable as held by illegal means and thus essentially worthless because of that precedent...har har!

Posted by: Boswell at September 26, 2023 07:05 PM (K+UlC)

128
How did Lunchbucket Joe fare today on the picket line?
Did he start any fights?
Lapse into a coma?
Trip and fall several times?
Proclaim, "Ooo, I wet 'em!" out loud continuously?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 26, 2023 07:05 PM (xG4kz)

129 I am starting the "fiercely heterosexual Bulgaroctonus" thing now,


So I can resume posting about boobs again, right?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 06:57 PM (xTRSc)

Ask Jack Straw to share some of his stash. Smoke it and forget about your worries.

Posted by: Outside of Life at September 26, 2023 07:05 PM (89Sog)

130 I find this Fetterman- Booker connection funny

Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2023 07:05 PM (fwDg9)

131 How low would a B737 have to fly before it would be within range of a Phalanx gun?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 26, 2023 07:05 PM (guGkK)

132 ...Billingsley was sentenced to 30 years in 2015, got out in 2022. He has convictions for first degree assault, second degree assault, and first degree sex offense.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 26, 2023 06:54 PM (R38qh)

It seems that people sentenced to time in prison never really serve the time that they're sentenced to.

Great for DAs that want headlines before they move onto higher office. Not so great for victims, and the general public.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 26, 2023 07:05 PM (/iWhV)

133 Mannix babe, TJM Arterton/Daddario, and 'ette boobs are all welcome!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 07:03 PM (xTRSc)
......

Now THAT's inclusion!

Posted by: wth at September 26, 2023 07:05 PM (v0R5T)

134 Boobs! And snizz!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 07:06 PM (xTRSc)

135 >>>Has Ace ever upgraded that Ikea Fixa to a DeWalt or Milwaukee?

Posted by: Duncanthrax

>When Lamont found out the Skandis charge more for a clockwise rotation, he had to crack open the piggyback to buy American.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 26, 2023 07:06 PM (fY84s)

136 Jason Kelce's wife (a 1 btw)
Posted by: Turn 2 at September 26, 2023 07:03 PM


This right here is the problem with multiple units-of-measure systems.

Is that a 1 on the ScoggDog Scale or the TJM Scale?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 26, 2023 07:06 PM (a3Q+t)

137 I think was mentioned in the EMT but I'm not sure:

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 43m
BREAKING: Hall of Fame third baseman Brooks Robinson has died at 86. He established himself as one of the finest fielding third basemen in baseball history - AP

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 26, 2023 07:06 PM (krqg6)

138 That photo is disturbing as hell.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 26, 2023 07:07 PM (V8he0)

139 Speaking of crime, I see that ID channel is having a Matthew Shepard special because you just can't get enough Matthew Shepard.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 26, 2023 07:07 PM (FVME7)

140 117 Asa shot his wad. Didn't make the cut for the debate
Posted by: Ben Had at September 26, 2023 06:49 PM (a0370)
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They gonna give Larry Elder his rightful place? Now.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2023 07:07 PM (4DHSI)

141 That's from this new show.


Wow. That linked FB page is just one pustulating glob of icky icky icky.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 26, 2023 07:08 PM (guGkK)

142 As one prominent commercial realtor lamented to me earlier - if this gets upheld, its the end of the commercial real-estate market in NY - period. Probably the end of all free commerce in NY - because any negotiation on your behalf is now deemed criminal or civilly litigable with precedent...its insanity on a level not even contemplated by the wackadoodle left - every holding by lefty billionaires is now suable as held by illegal means and thus essentially worthless because of that precedent...har har!
Posted by: Boswell at September 26, 2023 07:05 PM (K+UlC)

Tim Dillon did a rather amazing job ranting on the topic of the NYC subway robots, painting a rather bleak (but realistic) view of what it's going to be like living in NYC, as the robots are improved.

And if Mayor Adams doesn't remind you of the Detroit Mayor from Robocop, you're rayciss for not noticing.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 26, 2023 07:08 PM (dGCAG)

143 Bulgaroctonus

Sounds great! Sorry I missed it.
I've read all kinds of weird shit on this blog. That was nice of you to apologize.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at September 26, 2023 07:08 PM (JrYM1)

144 Twitter/X notified me over a week ago that they were reviewing my appeal of a completely baseless suspension.

They aren't really going to review it, are they?

Posted by: whatever at September 26, 2023 07:09 PM (wyMRg)

145 Phalanx has an effective range of about 1,500 meters. But with the right ammo and newer systems it goes out to longer ranges. That commercial aircraft looked pretty low.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 26, 2023 07:09 PM (PinD0)

146 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 4h
NEW: Don’t tell women what to wear, UN says after France bans hijab at Olympics
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Yeah! Only imams can do that!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 26, 2023 07:09 PM (krqg6)

147 Target closes nine stores in the US due to violence and theft
___

A bald wall-eyed villain named Bezos, smiles.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 26, 2023 07:10 PM (fs1hN)

148 @140

>>They gonna give Larry Elder his rightful place? Now.

Larry Elder will never be allowed to be on a debate stage.

Gavin Newsome refused to debate him, with good reason, he would have destroyed that greasy piece of garbage.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 07:10 PM (XV/Pl)

149 >>>every holding by lefty billionaires is now suable as held by illegal means and thus essentially worthless because of that precedent...har har!

Posted by: Boswell
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and there are over 300 billionaires in NYC.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2023 07:10 PM (4DHSI)

150 Asa shot his wad.
........

Assumes facts not in evidence: the man has no dick.

Posted by: wth at September 26, 2023 07:10 PM (v0R5T)

151 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 4h
NEW: Don’t tell women what to wear, UN says after France bans hijab at Olympics
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Yeah! Only imams can do that!
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 26, 2023 07:09 PM (krqg6)

What about men? Anyone seen that photo of Klaus Schwab in a speedo?

Posted by: Vanya at September 26, 2023 07:11 PM (v27SO)

152 BREAKING: Hall of Fame third baseman Brooks Robinson has died at 86. He established himself as one of the finest fielding third basemen in baseball history - AP
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 26, 2023 07:06 PM (krqg6)

I think the consensus is he was THE greatest, not one of.

One could try to argue for a few others, but I think this one is settled.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 26, 2023 07:12 PM (dGCAG)

153 I am starting the "fiercely heterosexual Bulgaroctonus" thing now
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 26, 2023 06:54 PM (NtVYv)
_______________

It's best to change it up a little.

How about the "putatively heterosexual Bulgaroctonus?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 26, 2023 07:12 PM (YqDXo)

154 Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 06:57 PM (xTRSc)

Bulgar-I knew you were being facetious about "Pics or it didn't happen"- and I laughed- about Robert and made no jump that you are homosexual or that he is. You are married to a woman and he clearly seems like he is heterosexual too.

I don't really have an overwhelming desire to see anyone in their underwear. Of course I have to see myself in underwear. My husband wears underwear, but it's not as if I say, "Could you wear your underwear and sit in a sexy fashion on our kitchen countertops, big boy ?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2023 07:12 PM (RSbhh)

155 The (published) max effective range of a Phalanx CIWS (pronounced Sea-Wiz) is 1,625 yards, and the max. firing range is 6,000 yards.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 26, 2023 07:12 PM (a3Q+t)

156 And if Mayor Adams doesn't remind you of the Detroit Mayor from Robocop, you're rayciss for not noticing.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 26, 2023 07:08 PM (dGCAG)

Someone today told me that if this gets upheld, he's thinking of joining a failing community lawsuit against RXR, the largest commercial real estate holder on Long Island - normally, under rules we go by as Americans and humans, they'd have no chance - but now under these Dem Pirates, its about to be take and plunder, baby, take and plunder!

Posted by: Boswell at September 26, 2023 07:13 PM (K+UlC)

157 Gavin Newsome refused to debate him, with good reason, he would have destroyed that greasy piece of garbage.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 07:10 PM (XV/Pl)
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Any AP History student from Reseda high could destroy that greasy piece of garbage.

I expect Ron DeSantis to pwn! On Nov. 30 because expectations have been set pretty high around here.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 26, 2023 07:14 PM (RIvkX)

158 >108 Love Don't Judge

Is that Schwarzenegger in the tub?

Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2023 06:58 PM (4DHSI)

So much performative faggotry. There aren't enough wood chippers.


Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 26, 2023 07:14 PM (GTqXr)

159 Target needs to close more stores than that, but its clear that they understand that they have to stop the cash hemorrhage they're experiencing. I think they waited too long for political reasons, and now they're scrambling.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 26, 2023 07:14 PM (uUZin)

160 *Your boobs or Mannix babe boobs?*

Robert's boobs.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at September 26, 2023 07:14 PM (3DZIZ)

161 Yeah, "fiercely heterosexual" sounds like rape rape.

Posted by: Whooptie at September 26, 2023 07:15 PM (v0R5T)

162 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 8h
NEW: RNA recovered from extinct animal in world first

RNA recovered from extinct animal in world first - Insider Paper
Scientists have for the first time recovered RNA from an extinct species, the Tasmanian tiger, raising hope for the resurrection

|| of animals once thought lost forever, Stockholm University researchers told AFP.

“RNA has never been extracted and sequenced from an extinct species before,” said Love Dalen, a Stockholm University professor of evolutionary genomics who co-led the project.

“The ability to recover RNA from extinct species constitutes a small step (toward) maybe being able to resurrect extinct species in the future,” he said.

Dalen and his team were able to sequence RNA molecules from a 130-year-old Tasmanian tiger specimen preserved at room temperature in Sweden’s Museum of Natural History.

The last known living Tasmanian tiger or thylacine, a carnivorous marsupial, died in captivity in 1936 at the Beaumaris Zoo in Tasmania.||

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 26, 2023 07:15 PM (krqg6)

163 How about the "putatively heterosexual Bulgaroctonus?"



That's "incandescently heterosexual Bulgaroctonus," thank you.

And, Boobs!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 07:15 PM (xTRSc)

164 I'm pretty sure a 4 would break TJMs scale.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 26, 2023 07:16 PM (MGB5H)

165 It seems that people sentenced to time in prison never really serve the time that they're sentenced to.

Great for DAs that want headlines before they move onto higher office. Not so great for victims, and the general public.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 26, 2023 07:05 PM (/iWhV)
_______________

In American Republic 2.0, convicts will do every minute of their sentence. None of this parole, or time off for good behavior crap. We're going to assume good behavior, because if you don't evince good behavior, we'll just add on a bunch of time.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 26, 2023 07:16 PM (YqDXo)

166 111 I am starting the "fiercely heterosexual Bulgaroctonus" thing now,

So I can resume posting about boobs again, right?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 06:57 PM (xTRSc)
.......

I don't know. Your boobs or Mannix babe boobs?


not gonna embrace the healing power of "and". wouldn't be prudent.

Posted by: anachronda at September 26, 2023 07:16 PM (oY6Yp)

167 154...but it's not as if I say, "Could you wear your underwear and sit in a sexy fashion on our kitchen countertops, big boy ?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2023 07:12 PM (RSbhh)

[Laughing]
I may say that to mine just to see the look on his face...!

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 26, 2023 07:16 PM (Rbu5d)

168 Yeah, "fiercely heterosexual" sounds like rape rape.

Sounds like Tuesday.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at September 26, 2023 07:17 PM (G8YqU)

169 Commercial real estate in NYC is already in the toilet. Imagine now that almost all the other developers use the same valuation method to appraise their real estate holdings. Now further imagine what just happened to the total value of all commercial real estate in NYC.

But yeah baby, they got Trump now.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 26, 2023 07:17 PM (PinD0)

170 What about men? Anyone seen that photo of Klaus Schwab in a speedo?
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Actually, there was a story about two men dressed in female Islamic attire to rob IIRC a hair/nail salon that I saw somewhere today but am too lazy to look for again.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 26, 2023 07:17 PM (krqg6)

171 Gavin Newsome refused to debate him, with good reason, he would have destroyed that greasy piece of garbage.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

How New Scum becomes president. It's a credible conspiracy theory.

https://tinyurl.com/4ths46dt

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 26, 2023 07:18 PM (FVME7)

172 "I'm concerned that something could happen between now and next November that would make the Democratic Convention in Chicago an unmitigated disaster."

Now, come on. "Unmitigated disaster" is already a given, right? decrepit 80-year-old president, and getting nominated in Chicago? With the world a blaze with disasters? Woke mobs?

Posted by: Garbled memo at September 26, 2023 07:18 PM (8E/8X)

173 >Dalen and his team were able to sequence RNA molecules from a 130-year-old Tasmanian tiger specimen preserved at room temperature in Sweden’s Museum of Natural History.

What could possibly go wrong...?

Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 26, 2023 07:18 PM (GTqXr)

174 And, Boobs!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 07:15 PM (xTRSc)
______________

Yours? Nein, danke.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 26, 2023 07:18 PM (YqDXo)

175 That Tasmanian Tiger is gonna get Covid.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 26, 2023 07:19 PM (uUZin)

176 Could you wear your underwear and sit in a sexy fashion on our kitchen countertops, big boy ?

Do skidmarks count?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at September 26, 2023 07:19 PM (G8YqU)

177 Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 26, 2023 07:16 PM (Rbu5d)

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2023 07:19 PM (RSbhh)

178 Now, come on. "Unmitigated disaster" is already a given, right? decrepit 80-year-old president, and getting nominated in Chicago? With the world a blaze with disasters? Woke mobs?
Posted by: Garbled memo at September 26, 2023 07:18 PM (8E/8X)
________________

And with the Bloods and the Crips providing security?

Recreate '68!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 26, 2023 07:19 PM (YqDXo)

179 154 Fen, thank you.

I am never going to reference the pics meme again. Ever.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 07:19 PM (xTRSc)

180 some of you will recall a commenter here named peaches. don't know if she's still around but she yelled at me some years ago when i posted a joke about a dog with a hair lip. mark mark!

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 26, 2023 07:20 PM (B1FKF)

181 Nein, danke schoen.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 26, 2023 07:18 PM


Suggested edit.

Posted by: Wayne Newton at September 26, 2023 07:20 PM (a3Q+t)

182 Billingsley was sentenced to 30 years in 2015, got out in 2022. He has convictions for first degree assault, second degree assault, and first degree sex offense.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 26, 2023 06:54 PM (R38qh)

Stories like this were common as dirt before the tough on crime legislation passed in the 90s. But then people too young to remember those days were conned into thinking that social justice was better than real justice. So here we are again.

Posted by: whatever at September 26, 2023 07:20 PM (wyMRg)

183 Murder possums for the win!

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at September 26, 2023 07:20 PM (3DZIZ)

184 And with the Bloods and the Crips providing security?

Recreate '68!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 26, 2023 07:19 PM (YqDXo)

Are they in Chicago? Was the Gangster Disciples when I was a youngun.

Posted by: Vanya at September 26, 2023 07:20 PM (v27SO)

185 Leftists are making up their own rules out of written rules

Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2023 07:21 PM (fwDg9)

186 re 173: biden claims credit and gets reelected

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 26, 2023 07:21 PM (B1FKF)

187 Cruz is more than likely correct. Next summer at the Democrats convention they're gonna airlift in Big Mike. Newsome is too white and Kamala is too toxic. So they need to get their race cards in order.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 26, 2023 07:21 PM (PinD0)

188
Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives
@dom_lucre

There is a Kid’s TV show in the Netherlands called ‘Simply Naked’ where adults get naked in front of children. In this episode a transgender got undressed in front of 10 and 12-year-olds.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 26, 2023 07:21 PM (TGPs7)

189 Leftists are making up their own rules out of written rules
Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2023 07:21 PM (fwDg9)

It's like monopoly. We all have our "house rules"

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 26, 2023 07:22 PM (MGB5H)

190 Are they in Chicago? Was the Gangster Disciples when I was a youngun.
Posted by: Vanya at September 26, 2023 07:20 PM (v27SO)
______________

I dunno. Is herpes and monkeypox in Chicago? I assume they're ALL well-represented in Chicago.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 26, 2023 07:22 PM (YqDXo)

191 #162 NOW THE BAD NEWS...

“This is a fantastic animal and I would love to see it live again,” she said, demonstrating the black-and-brown striped skin the researchers used in their study.

Their findings also have implications for studying pandemic RNA viruses.

“Many of the pandemics that have happened in the past have been caused by RNA viruses, most recently the coronavirus but also … the Spanish flu,” Dalen explained.

“We could actually go and look for these viruses in wild animal remains stored in dry museum collections. That might actually help us understand the nature of pandemics and where pandemics come from,” he said.

The study opens the door to using museum collections in this new way.

“There are millions and millions of dried skins and dried tissue from insects, mammals and birds and so on in museum collections around the world, and one could actually now go and recover RNA from all these specimens,” Dalen said.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 26, 2023 07:22 PM (krqg6)

192 Why would you bother resurrecting an animal with so little usable meat on it.

Should have gone for a Dodo Bird.

Those you could at least farm.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 07:22 PM (XV/Pl)

193 Thank you all for making me laugh at my gaffe earlier today.

This place is the best. That's why, even when you were dumping on my earlier, I couldn't leave completely.

I can't quit this place.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 07:23 PM (xTRSc)

194 ...but it's not as if I say, "Could you wear your underwear and sit in a sexy fashion on our kitchen countertops, big boy ?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2023 07:12 PM (RSbhh)
.......

I could, if a "sexy fashion" is complaining about my butt being cold. Not that I wear womens thongs or anything.

Posted by: wth at September 26, 2023 07:23 PM (v0R5T)

195 Does this mean we are all going to vote for Trump?

Posted by: fd at September 26, 2023 07:23 PM (vFG9F)

196 Today, @GOPoversight
revealed two bank wires from 2019 revealing Hunter received payments originating from Chinese nationals, and Joe Biden's home was listed as the beneficiary address for both.

--

I will consider hearing this out if you have any evidence to support the evidence of the evidence supporting this evidence of the additional evidence that has been provided of this evidence.

Posted by: Family members won't listen to Gandalf anymore at September 26, 2023 07:23 PM (de2/z)

197 The last known living Tasmanian tiger or thylacine, a carnivorous marsupial, died in captivity in 1936 at the Beaumaris Zoo in Tasmania.||
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 26, 2023

I thought there have been credible reports and photos of existing Tasmanian tigers.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 26, 2023 07:24 PM (azYCi)

198 '... all-in for Joe Biden, claiming only "fools" would underestimate him'

Is that even possible?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 26, 2023 07:24 PM (roH4R)

199 Why would you bother resurrecting an animal with so little usable meat on it.

Should have gone for a Dodo Bird.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 07:22 PM (XV/Pl)
_________________

If they're trying to revive extinct species, they should've gone for a sensible, patriotic Democrat.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 26, 2023 07:24 PM (YqDXo)

200 but it's not as if I say, "Could you wear your underwear and sit in a sexy fashion on our kitchen countertops, big boy ?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

I mean you COULD

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 26, 2023 07:24 PM (MGB5H)

201 But yeah baby, they got Trump now.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 26, 2023 07:17 PM (PinD0)

Its worse than even that - this knucklehead judge, if upheld in NY appeals court, will have decided you can be criminally prosecuted and jailed for fraud for an indefinite period if the judiciary decides you got "too much" for money for your property, either by sale or in collateral - all property, not even just real estate, becomes instantly worthless unless the court agrees on a price...so, anyone still left doing commerce in NY or NYC right now?...RUN!

Posted by: Boswell at September 26, 2023 07:24 PM (K+UlC)

202 Do skidmarks count?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at September 26, 2023 07:19 PM (G8YqU)

If you had skidmarks when you have to actually take your underwear off for anyone to know that? My husband has never evinced any desire to sit on the countertopis in his underwear or fix cars while in his underwear either.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2023 07:24 PM (RSbhh)

203 I'll bet that Phalanx video is of a test. Those sailors were a bit too jovial for it to have been real.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 26, 2023 07:24 PM (lQONO)

204 >I can't quit this place.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 07:23 PM (xTRSc)

Brokeback blog.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 26, 2023 07:24 PM (GTqXr)

205 Biden's dog bit another SS agent today, that makes 10

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 26, 2023 07:25 PM (NtVYv)

206 I thought there have been credible reports and photos of existing Tasmanian tigers.
Posted by: Beartooth


There are guys out looking for it but the shows look awfully like Sasquatch hunter shows. So... prolly not.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 26, 2023 07:25 PM (IG4Id)

207 What could possibly go wrong...?
Posted by: Heavy Meta

That Tasmanian Tiger is gonna get Covid.
Posted by: Tom Servo
=========
See #191

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 26, 2023 07:25 PM (krqg6)

208 Posted by: BruceWayne at September 26, 2023 07:24 PM (MGB5H)

And he 'd probably say, "Reading too much ASHQ, huh?"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2023 07:25 PM (RSbhh)

209 There are guys out looking for it but the shows look awfully like Sasquatch hunter shows.
_______________

Have they looked at the Obama compound on Martha's Vineyard?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 26, 2023 07:26 PM (YqDXo)

210 “The ability to recover RNA from extinct species constitutes a small step (toward) maybe being able to resurrect extinct species in the future,” he said.

--

Scienx is awesome and we totes believe in natural selection and evolution, and also humans are destroying the planet and we're going to bring extinct creatures back.

Because we love Scienx.

Posted by: Family members won't listen to Gandalf anymore at September 26, 2023 07:26 PM (de2/z)

211 The judge in the Trump business case said Trump had overvalued Mar A Lago and the real value is around $17 million.

>>@TayFromCa

>>For reference, here’s a patch of trees down the road from the historic Mar-a-Lago property—on a lot that’s a fraction of its size—going for $150,00,000.

Take a look at the lot.

https://tinyurl.com/4cuenh6t

Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2023 07:26 PM (ZLI7S)

212 Biden's dog bit another SS agent today, that makes 10
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 26, 2023 07:25 PM (NtVYv)
......

SS should call the FBI.
Blam.
Problem solved.

Posted by: wth at September 26, 2023 07:27 PM (v0R5T)

213 ...RUN!
Posted by: Boswell at September 26, 2023 07:24 PM (K+UlC)

Yes, but what if they just don't do it to their friends? Wasn't there some case a year or two ago that went against Trump, and the court actually added a rider that said, "By the way this is just Trump this isn't precedent for anyone else"?

Posted by: Vanya at September 26, 2023 07:27 PM (v27SO)

214 And he 'd probably say, "Reading too much ASHQ, huh?"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Then you respond indignantly "you don't know my life!" And storm out of the room.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 26, 2023 07:27 PM (MGB5H)

215 What's wrong with fixing cars in your underwear?

Posted by: fd at September 26, 2023 07:27 PM (vFG9F)

216 fix cars while in his underwear either.

Interwebs require no pants. Maybe the book thread.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at September 26, 2023 07:28 PM (G8YqU)

217 NY judge can blow me.
Piss off marxist.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 26, 2023 07:29 PM (uSHSS)

218 @201

>>so, anyone still left doing commerce in NY or NYC right now?...RUN!

Realistically, this ruling is only going to be applied to Trump and everyone knows it.

It's going to be appealed and Trump will more than likely prevail but not before he gets another turn on The Wheel of Pain.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 07:29 PM (XV/Pl)

219 Posted by: BruceWayne at September 26, 2023 07:27 PM (MGB5H)

Nah; He knows I read and post here.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2023 07:29 PM (RSbhh)

220 Biden's dog bit another SS agent today, that makes 10
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 26, 2023 07:25 PM (NtVYv)

To be fair, if I had to live with him full time I'd probably end up biting people too. Dog's probably just trying to get out of there.

"Halp, hoomans! He keeps touching my butthole and calling me Corn Pop! I don't even know what that means! Halp! HALP!"

Posted by: Vanya at September 26, 2023 07:29 PM (v27SO)

221 Interwebs require no pants. Maybe the book thread.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at September 26, 2023 07:28 PM (G8YqU)

Damn snouty nerds, think they're better than me

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 26, 2023 07:29 PM (MGB5H)

222 Someone posted it earlier, but it's worth watching the diverse cashier at a Jack in the Box shooting at a customer who apparently requested that he receive the food he paid for:

https://tinyurl.com/2xo3y6ny

Posted by: Family members won't listen to Gandalf anymore at September 26, 2023 07:29 PM (de2/z)

223 What's wrong with fixing cars in your underwear?
Posted by: fd at September 26, 2023 07:27 PM (

I'm heavier than I want to be but no way can a car fit into my underwear.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 26, 2023 07:30 PM (VdGjU)

224 Target store closures will create suburban transphilia deserts.

Posted by: 13times at September 26, 2023 07:30 PM (RFoC2)

225 221 Snooty. Damn auto cucumber

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 26, 2023 07:30 PM (MGB5H)

226 Although I should probably wait until the cafe so that I'm sure ace sees that. It really is fantastic. The covid-proof mask below her nose as she blasts at the customer out of the drive-through window makes it even better.

Posted by: Family members won't listen to Gandalf anymore at September 26, 2023 07:31 PM (de2/z)

227 Do skidmarks count?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards

YOU COULNT USE A CUTTING BOARD?

Posted by: CPL's wife at September 26, 2023 07:31 PM (v0R5T)

228 Bulgar-I knew you were being facetious about "Pics or it didn't happen"- and I laughed- about Robert and made no jump that you are homosexual or that he is. You are married to a woman

Fen, my wife and I just celebrated our 25th wedding anniversary by taking a vacation around the lower end of Chesapeake Bay -- Chincoteague, Assateague, the Eastern Shore of Virginia, and her hometown of Virginia Beach. It was awesome.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 07:32 PM (xTRSc)

229 Speak of the devil.

Nood cafe

Posted by: Family members won't listen to Gandalf anymore at September 26, 2023 07:32 PM (de2/z)

230 Posted by: fd at September 26, 2023 07:27 PM (vFG9F)

Well, you do you. There was just some picture of a guy in his underwear and holding some sort of tool -not his own , of course, which Joe Mannix posted thinking it would appeal to the ettes. I thought it looked more like a picture that would appeal to gay men.

Fixing a car while in underwear seems kind of messy and dangerous.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2023 07:32 PM (RSbhh)

231 212
SS should call the FBI.
Blam.
Problem solved.

But who would they shoot?

Posted by: TecumsehTea at September 26, 2023 07:33 PM (JrYM1)

232 "Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker"

10 bucks says that half fruit has a wifi buttplug

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 26, 2023 07:33 PM (RXV6T)

233 " every holding by lefty billionaires is now suable as held by illegal means and thus essentially worthless because of that precedent...har har!" Posted by: Boswell

there are banks and hedge funds holding a "trillion" or more in assets that are not "marked to market", but used as collateral for highly leveraged trading and derivatives. ... Not sure if that is related ... but same concept.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 26, 2023 07:34 PM (Cus5s)

234 Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 07:32 PM (xTRSc)

Congratulations; That sounds wonderful!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2023 07:34 PM (RSbhh)

235 Could you wear your underwear and sit in a sexy fashion on our kitchen countertops, big boy ?

Well, somebody put that up as a 'sticky' so it will be quick to get to. Looks like the all-purpose Fenism to caption every pouty Mannix gal. Might make for some showy memes, too.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 26, 2023 07:34 PM (4PZHB)

236 THE PLACEMATS ARE RIGHT THERE IN THE DRAWER!

Posted by: CPL's wife at September 26, 2023 07:34 PM (v0R5T)

237 By the way this is just Trump this isn't precedent for anyone else"?
Posted by: Vanya at September 26, 2023 07:27 PM (v27SO)

Bill of Attainder? Yeah, no legal shark in NYC is going to let that stand in the way...

Posted by: Boswell at September 26, 2023 07:35 PM (K+UlC)

238 SS should call the FBI.
Blam.
Problem solved.
But who would they shoot?
Posted by: TecumsehTea

The dog?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 26, 2023 07:35 PM (RXV6T)

239 Don't sit on the counter like that! The cat has walked there!

Posted by: Family members won't listen to Gandalf anymore at September 26, 2023 07:35 PM (de2/z)

240 234 It was.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 07:36 PM (xTRSc)

241 upheld in NY appeals court, will have decided you can be criminally prosecuted and jailed for fraud for an indefinite period if the judiciary decides you got "too much" for money for your property,

-
Years ago, an attorney I knew had a client how couldn't pay him so he accepted a worthless mining claim in settlement of the debt. Years go by and the claim appreciated in value. The former client grieved him alleging the attorney overcharged him. The attorney rsceived a public censure and had his name smeared all over in front God and everybody.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 26, 2023 07:36 PM (FVME7)

242 The dog?

Seems a shame.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at September 26, 2023 07:41 PM (JrYM1)

243 PDT is going to be in the Guinness World Book for the most lawsuits and impeachment ever.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 26, 2023 07:41 PM (a0olZ)

244 Deplorable Jay Guevara

In addition to no parole, Work Cmps.

Clean up superfund sites, test new vaccines, build useful infrastructure like levees, wells, culverts, maintain gravel roads, drinking lines. CCC stuff.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 26, 2023 07:42 PM (u82oZ)

245 the most lawsuits and impeachment ever so far.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 26, 2023 07:44 PM (4PZHB)

246 NaCly, dearest. Where do I find some copper sulfate ?

Posted by: Ben Had at September 26, 2023 07:45 PM (a0olZ)

247 The judge in the Trump business case said Trump had overvalued Mar A Lago and the real value is around $17 million.

>>@TayFromCa

>>For reference, here’s a patch of trees down the road from the historic Mar-a-Lago property—on a lot that’s a fraction of its size—going for $150,00,000.

Take a look at the lot.

https://tinyurl.com/4cuenh6t

Posted by: JackStraw

Wow!
That judge is an actual fucking idiot.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 26, 2023 08:01 PM (ga8qR)

248 On the CIWS, it doesn't just track the target on it's radar.

It's also tracking it's own 20mm cannon shells. Each and every one of them, in real time.

The Fire Control Computer does the math, between the speed, altitude and relative bearing of the target, and the decaying velocity and trajectory of the rounds.

Calculating also, all the Weasel Data.. temperature, barometric pressure, relative humidity. And sure, the ship is at "sea level". But the Density Altitude might not quite agree with that baseline.

It adjusts the pitch of the gun's barrels and the rotation of the mount, so as to bring the track of the target and the trajectory of the shells, to the same point and time in space, causing the shells to impact the target.

And blow'd it up good. They wan'd t' blow'd it up REALL GOOD.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 26, 2023 08:02 PM (e6UQI)

249 I did ask FenSpouse if he wanted to sit on the counter in his underwear and look sexy, and after rolling his eyes and laughing his response was "There a little too much stuff on the counter right now." and "I'm too tired." I will ask him tomorrow if in 55' degree weather he wants to fix the car while he is wearing his underwear.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2023 08:07 PM (RSbhh)

250 " The sailor laughing about it is an idiot."

That wasn't really amused laughter, that was horrified laughter.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 26, 2023 08:44 PM (ou9hh)

251 "None of this parole, or time off for good behavior crap."

I mean, there are reason to parole a year or two before the end of the sentence, and that's so the state can monitor their captive as they are being released into the wild, just to make sure they don't go straight back in their life of crime.

That said, the only guys who serve their full sentences (with or without a year or two of parole), are the ones that the BOP is sure they'll never see again.

Because that's the only way to extract maximum money from their incarceration.

The guys who are or will be frequent flyers can get out on parole easy, because they will be back in short order. There's no fear of missing out on the money they'll bring in.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 26, 2023 08:54 PM (ou9hh)

252 What happened Super Slut (aka AllahFatAss; aka Deuce; aka Ace)?

I remember when all you could post about was what a great Governor Meanroll Ron was, and how he was singlehandly defeating Disney and saving all the girls and boys from having their breasts and cocks chopped off; and when Florida was the only freaking State that mattered?

What happened genius? You tired of slutting yourself out to Kurt Sphincter and Buck Sexton, or not yet? Not yet. Hah. Not surprised.

Posted by: A friend at September 26, 2023 09:02 PM (Y1VID)

253 *scrinch, scrinch*

The Oversight Committee turns the screws.

Posted by: PJ at September 26, 2023 09:05 PM (G1dq6)

254 Hey Ace, I call Bull Shit on you openness to accepting feedback on views and information you post on this website.

You went all in — be honest for once genius — for Ron DeSantis. And you did not want negative feedback for that very stupid (yes, moronic) point of view.

Suck it up Buttercup, because as things stand, you might be NeverTrump as much as your secret squeeze, Tom Nichols (hopefully, your buddy, the even more idiotic CBD isn’t too jealous).

You can dish it out but you can’t take it, AllahFatAss.

Posted by: A friend at September 26, 2023 09:11 PM (Y1VID)

255 some of you will recall a commenter here named peaches. don't know if she's still around but she yelled at me some years ago when i posted a joke about a dog with a hair lip. mark mark!
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 26, 2023 07:20 PM (B1FKF)

Oh, man, there's a nic I haven't thought about in years. Wasn't she the one who was always talking about her love life?

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at September 26, 2023 09:39 PM (Zvtjl)

Biden Makes History As the Border Patrol Announces an All-Time Record in Illegal Alien Encounters

And this is what the Open Borders Lunatics of NeverTrump want.


More than 300,000 immigrants attempted to enter the United States unlawfully or were paroled during August, surpassing all national records and spelling a catastrophe for the Biden administration that claimed its sweeping policy reforms were working.

In August, 304,162 people were apprehended by Border Patrol while crossing the border illegally, were deemed inadmissible by customs officers at ports of entry, or used new Biden initiatives to bypass the border and fly under the umbrella of temporary parole, according to data published by U.S. Customs and Border Protection on Friday.

The August number surpassed the record of 302,412 from December 2022.

The 304,162 is between five and 10 times higher than the average monthly totals seen during the Obama and Trump administrations.

At the southern border, 181,059 immigrants were arrested after walking around the ports of entry and crossing into the U.S. Approximately 74,000 of that number were single adults, 19,000 arrived with a family member, and 13,500 were unaccompanied children.

...

Since President Joe Biden took office, Border Patrol agents have apprehended more than 7 million people who illegally entered the country between ports of entry nationwide.

The surge in August is unusual because illegal immigration has historically declined during the summer months when it is extremely hot near the border. The increase could mean even higher illegal immigration when temperatures drop in the fall.

White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre pushed back on questions about a surge at the border this week and said the numbers ebb and flow.

The Free Beacon points out that the media let Biden take credit when illegal alien crossings slackened a little bit -- and are also allowing him to pass the buck to Republicans now that border crossings are at record levels again.

He's only "president" when he has something he wants to brag about. At all other times, Dark Ultra MAGA Extremists are the ones who are really in charge.

When illegal immigration unexpectedly dipped a few months ago, Democrats and the mainstream media were quick to credit President Joe Biden. Now that the migration crisis has come back as bad as ever, the media have resumed blaming factors outside the president's control.

Then: The Biden administration in May ended the use of Title 42, a rule that allowed for quick expulsion of migrants at the border, warning that the move would likely lead to a surge at the border. But the expected influx of migrants failed to materialize, and the White House and its Democratic allies took a victory lap.

The media joined the celebration, already imagining a boost for Biden's reelection campaign.

Politico, June 6--"As Border Crossings Dip, Biden Admin Crows About the Fiasco That Never Happened."

Axios, June 24--"Biden's Breakthrough on Immigration."

New York Times, July 9--"Number of Migrants at the Border Plunges as Mexico Helps US To Stem Flow."

Washington Post, July 12--"Southern Border 'Eerily Quiet' After Policy Shift on Asylum Seekers."

Axios, July 22--"GOP's Crumbling Case Against Biden on Crime, Immigration and Inflation."

Guardian, July 30--"Where Did It All Go Right for Biden? Facts Blunt Republican Attack Lines."

Now: Illegal border crossings, after rising for months, this week approached record highs set last year. Overwhelmed border officials were forced to separate families and release migrants into communities. As during much of Biden's presidency, the White House and congressional Democrats blamed root causes and Republicans for the border crisis.

The media, meanwhile, returned to repeating the White House's talking points, including that new rules further incentivizing people to enter the country illegally may fix the situation.

Even the Democrat mayor of El Paso can no longer pretend on Biden's behalf that the crisis is manageable. He's declaring an emergency -- and sending five chartered buses to NYC, Chicago, and Denver.

El Paso's mayor says his city is at a breaking point. The city is opening a new shelter for illegal aliens. It has chartered five buses to transport some to New York, Chicago, and Denver. Now we're talking, Mayor Oscar Leeser. He gave a press conference on Saturday and reported that 2,000 people are seeking asylum every day. The city's shelter capacity has been exceeded. "The city of El Paso only has so many resources and we have come to ... a breaking point right now," the mayor said.

...

Mayor Leeser is a Democrat. He pointed out that all the El Paso buses are filled with illegals voluntarily being transported to other cities. Critics like to accuse Governor Abbott of forcing illegals on migrant buses but the truth is they ask to go to whatever city they are trying to get to. Why not? It's free transportation for them. Food and water is provided for them on the buses. They sign forms saying they are leaving Texas voluntarily. "I think it's really important to note that we have a broken immigration system," Lesser said. "It's the same thing over and over again."

Oh, and illegals are also bringing tuberculosis across the border.

What Biden wouldn't give now for another pandemic lockdown.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:28 PM




Comments

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1 1st?

Posted by: Crusader at September 26, 2023 05:28 PM (ibQSj)

2 The border is closed.

Posted by: K.J. "Dirty" Pierre at September 26, 2023 05:30 PM (63Dwl)

3 Even if we had a lockdown, the border would still be wide open. Nothing is more important than keeping it open.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 26, 2023 05:31 PM (6xRrr)

4 hiya

Posted by: JT at September 26, 2023 05:32 PM (T4tVD)

5 What Biden wouldn't give

A shit about you.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at September 26, 2023 05:32 PM (Z8fMF)

6 The Leeser of two evils.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2023 05:32 PM (63Dwl)

7 This is EXACTLY

Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat Bastards & MSM InfoWhores at September 26, 2023 05:32 PM (5DfsO)

8 "... and 13,500 were unaccompanied children."
__________

In one month.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 26, 2023 05:33 PM (Dm8we)

9 Who will pick the rutabagas?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2023 05:33 PM (63Dwl)

10 Zimbabwe and South Africa:

Watch this!

Can't touch the US for power-diving into terrain by leader policy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 26, 2023 05:33 PM (u82oZ)

11 The great replacement theory is the most racist thought ever hosted by any person's brain.

/sarc

Posted by: bonhomme at September 26, 2023 05:34 PM (R38qh)

12 This is exactly what the TechRat Elites, Larry Fink and all of the other WEF rectal-ringers want. But no one wants it more than Barack Insane Odildo. "Transformation"? We ain't seen nuttin' yet. . . . .

Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat Bastards & MSM InfoWhores at September 26, 2023 05:34 PM (5DfsO)

13 spelling a catastrophe for the Biden administration that claimed its sweeping policy reforms were working.

Slight correction: it's a catastrophe for you and it means our reforms are working perfectly.

Posted by: The Cabal at September 26, 2023 05:34 PM (CaJIi)

14 Millions of unvetted illegals, but the Biden cabal wants to deport a homeschooling German, Christian family who were allowed asylum 15 years ago.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2023 05:35 PM (RSbhh)

15 "... and 13,500 were unaccompanied children."
__________

In one month.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 26, 2023 05:33 PM


But remember, The Sound of Freedom is an alt-right myth.

Posted by: Flyguy at September 26, 2023 05:35 PM (OYxA4)

16 Texas just needs to take its border under its own control and secure it. Bai-Den and the federal government have failed to do so; intentionally. Just send the feds packing, and send them to jail if they refuse to leave.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 26, 2023 05:35 PM (YRsIm)

17 If the Democrats just had a little credibility on the border, Republicans would really be screwed.

I understand there is a loud, small group that truly wants open borders. But where are these people going to go if the Democrat Party once again took their 2010 position on immigration?

Hell, even Obama was talking about a wall/fence along the border when he was both a Senator and President.

Posted by: Blago at September 26, 2023 05:35 PM (wMRY8)

18 "... and 13,500 were unaccompanied children."

Trust us, they're not alone anymore...

Posted by: The Cabal at September 26, 2023 05:36 PM (CaJIi)

19
Even if we had a lockdown, the border would still be wide open. Nothing is more important than keeping it open.
Posted by: hobbitopoly


Sure, but busses to sanctuary paradises would be kaput. Purple Rose of Texas, here we come!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 26, 2023 05:36 PM (xG4kz)

20 This seems rather out of control, eh what?

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 26, 2023 05:36 PM (4I/2K)

21 Funny how we have MILLIONS of new legal and illegal immigrants, but somehow the Unemployment rate stays the same?

Could it be because they don't COUNT the illegals? oh, why, yes it could. B of Labor Stats itself only shows a 3 million increase last year... when 1.5 Million LEGAL immigrants were let in...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 26, 2023 05:37 PM (QPmu4)

22 The border is not open.

Would Karinne Jean-Pierre lie to you?

Posted by: blaster at September 26, 2023 05:38 PM (dWjpk)

23 Millions of unvetted illegals, but the Biden cabal wants to deport a homeschooling German, Christian family who were allowed asylum 15 years ago.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2023 05:35 PM

Exactly. And?

Posted by: Your Democrat Overlords at September 26, 2023 05:38 PM (aQy7p)

24 Here's a video of people in Staten Island protesting by blocking illegal alien busses and the local LEOs arresting them for doing so.

https://is.gd/qVUdHG

Posted by: bonhomme at September 26, 2023 05:38 PM (R38qh)

25 This is still Trump's Fault because he should have mined the entire US Southern Border like they did in Bosnia !!!!!

Posted by: Mr. Creosote at September 26, 2023 05:38 PM (/Qz4j)

26 If Trump was really a fascist dictator, all these traitors would have been cleaned out by now. They have all betrayed everything that America used to stand for.

Posted by: Eddie Baby at September 26, 2023 05:38 PM (wpJDK)

27 We have to fight them over there so we don't have to fight them over here.

Diversity is our strength.

I'll pull out.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at September 26, 2023 05:39 PM (KSNKu)

28 Everything is "working as intended"...by those who seek our destruction. Anyone who would vote for more of this mess amounts to a sworn enemy at this point.

Posted by: Crusader at September 26, 2023 05:40 PM (ibQSj)

29 Rep James Comer gets the gov't to cough up info RE two bank wires originating from Beijing that list Joe Biden's home as the beneficiary address.

Both money wires happened when Joe was running for Preezy.

https://is.gd/8933JX

Posted by: bonhomme at September 26, 2023 05:40 PM (R38qh)

30 Oh, and illegals are also bringing tuberculosis across the border.
________________

Among other diseases, and probably also fentanyl.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 26, 2023 05:41 PM (YqDXo)

31 Biden Makes History As the Border Patrol Announces an All-Time Record in Illegal Alien Encounters


Just wait until Joey encounters illegal aliens from Proxima Centauri


Posted by: Archer at September 26, 2023 05:41 PM (gmo/4)

32 Cumulative inflation over the last 4 years? Even using the Govs fake low stats? 20.1%.

Are YOU making 20% more than 4 years ago? If not, you can thank immigration for a large portion of that.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 26, 2023 05:41 PM (QPmu4)

33 Those 154,000 UAW think Biden gives a damn about them? LOL! The one that aren't eventually eliminated will be replaced by more complacent new Americans, who need those jobs.

Learn to blow leaves, fools.

Posted by: Ripley at September 26, 2023 05:42 PM (PTDkx)

34 >>>Illegal Alien Encounters

"It's aliens!"

Posted by: m at September 26, 2023 05:43 PM (Dz9Qm)

35 Cumulative inflation over the last 4 years? Even using the Govs fake low stats? 20.1%.

Are YOU making 20% more than 4 years ago? If not, you can thank immigration for a large portion of that.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 26, 2023 05:41 PM (QPmu4)
===
Questions the media will never ask.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 26, 2023 05:43 PM (RIvkX)

36 Interesting, anti-illegal immigration sentiments in the WSJ editorial page today by one of their regular writers.

Posted by: jeannebodine at September 26, 2023 05:43 PM (/e162)

37 Texas just needs to take its border under its own control and secure it. Bai-Den and the federal government have failed to do so; intentionally. Just send the feds packing, and send them to jail if they refuse to leave.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

A post here last week highlighted Abbott's letter to POTUS about activating the TX National Guard to protect its borders, etc. from last November. Did he actually do that? Are they assisting Border Patrol now? Or was it one of those tough letters that have no action behind them.

Posted by: Cheri at September 26, 2023 05:43 PM (oiNtH)

38 Millions of unvetted illegals, but the Biden cabal wants to deport a homeschooling German, Christian family who were allowed asylum 15 years ago.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2023 05:35 PM
________________

C'mon, they're probably educated taxpayers who speak English. The wretched refuse of the earth.

"Give us your poor, your not overly bright, your uneducated, your unskilled, your people who will never learn English ..."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 26, 2023 05:44 PM (YqDXo)

39 Rep James Comer gets the gov't to cough up info RE two bank wires originating from Beijing that list Joe Biden's home as the beneficiary address.

I read that as the Deep State handed their shill some new meat to wave about.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 26, 2023 05:44 PM (YRsIm)

40 People in Staten Island protesting by blocking illegal alien busses and the local LEOs arresting them for doing so.



I'm old enough to remember a time when NYPD watched who they roughed up on Staten Island.


Posted by: Archer at September 26, 2023 05:44 PM (gmo/4)

41 39 Rep James Comer gets the gov't to cough up info RE two bank wires originating from Beijing that list Joe Biden's home as the beneficiary address.

I read that as the Deep State handed their shill some new meat to wave about.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 26, 2023 05:44 PM (YRsIm)

Two weeks' worth.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at September 26, 2023 05:45 PM (KSNKu)

42
Small consolation, the preverts have a fresh batch of south and central american kids to molest. Not to mention the inflation fighting abilities of slave labor.

Make Central American Kids Make America Great Again!

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 26, 2023 05:45 PM (enJYY)

43 Maybe I should get some face and neck tattoos so I blend in...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 26, 2023 05:46 PM (MeG8a)

44 The full CBP press release:
https://tinyurl.com/2zscnd83

This caught my eye -
"Recidivism following the end of the Public Health Order under Title 42 has significantly decreased. Among CBP’s 232,972 overall encounters along the Southwest border in August 2023, 11% involved individuals who had at least one prior encounter in the previous 12 months, compared to an average one-year re-encounter rate of 14% for fiscal years 2014 – 2019 and a repeat encounter rate of 35% in August of 2022. In April 2023, the last month in which the Title 42 Public Health Order was fully in place, repeat encounters accounted for nearly a quarter, 23%, of overall encounters. The number of unique individuals encountered by CBP along the Southwest border was 164,911 in August 2023."

Well of course the percentage of repeat border jumpers is down! Biden lets most everyone stay in-country on their first try to get in. But Mayorkas and MopTop will likely claim this is yet another Biden Immigration Victory.

Posted by: GL at September 26, 2023 05:46 PM (5fDan)

45
Millions of unvetted illegals, but the Biden cabal wants to deport a homeschooling German, Christian family who were allowed asylum 15 years ago.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


I'd bet Randi Weingarten and her cronies had a hand in that.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2023 05:46 PM (63Dwl)

46 Jim Acosta says it's not so-

Townhall.com
@townhallcom

ACOSTA: "It just sounds like you're throwing rhetoric around with no basis in fact."

@RepRalphNorman
: "Have you been to the border?"

ACOSTA: "Of course I have!"

@RepRalphNorman
: "Have you seen what's going on? The rapes? It's open! Nobody can deny that!"

ACOSTA: "I'll ask the questions sir, and the border is not open. That is something that is peddled as a talking point, but it's not true. There are fences, there are walls, there are border patrol agents..."

@RepRalphNorman
: "The 5+ million that have gotten into this country illegal is not a figment of our imagination!"

https://tinyurl.com/2ux6jepp

Posted by: redridinghood at September 26, 2023 05:47 PM (NpAcC)

47 Maybe Putin should send Spetsnaz forces across the border because why not? Family values do not stop at the Don.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at September 26, 2023 05:47 PM (KSNKu)

48 A post here last week highlighted Abbott's letter to POTUS about activating the TX National Guard to protect its borders, etc. from last November.

Almost a year ago, and have you seen anything in the news about that? I thought not. Abbot is just spinning his wheels.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 26, 2023 05:47 PM (YRsIm)

49 Hey, there's only 11 million illegals in the US today.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2023 05:48 PM (4DHSI)

50 Learn to blow leaves, fools.
Posted by: Ripley at September 26, 2023 05:42 PM (PTDkx)
______________

Put Kamala in charge of this.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 26, 2023 05:48 PM (YqDXo)

51 The border is secure.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 26, 2023 05:48 PM (aD39U)

52 Hey, there's only 11 million illegals in the US today.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2023 05:48 PM (4DHSI)
_________________

Tomorrow, 11.1 million. Thursday, 11.2 million. ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 26, 2023 05:48 PM (YqDXo)

53 > Those 154,000 UAW think Biden gives a damn about them? LOL!

Hilariously, a big reason they're striking is electric vehicles have fewer parts and can be made with fewer workers. The UAW doesn't like this.

Biden's policies are pressuring US auto manufacturers to focus more on making electric cars.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 26, 2023 05:49 PM (R38qh)

54 The best way to illegally enter this country is at the port of entry and turn yourself into INS for processing and shipment to the city of your choice.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 26, 2023 05:49 PM (aD39U)

55 Not to mention the inflation fighting abilities of slave labor

Slave labor! Yay!
Oh *Mexican* slave labor. Don't you have any Poles?

Posted by: Yaroslav Hunka at September 26, 2023 05:50 PM (xttsV)

56 >>> 37 Texas just needs to take its border under its own control and secure it. Bai-Den and the federal government have failed to do so; intentionally. Just send the feds packing, and send them to jail if they refuse to leave.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

A post here last week highlighted Abbott's letter to POTUS about activating the TX National Guard to protect its borders, etc. from last November. Did he actually do that? Are they assisting Border Patrol now? Or was it one of those tough letters that have no action behind them.
Posted by: Cheri at September 26, 2023 05:43 PM (oiNtH)

I haven't heard, but apparently some commie shitstain 'judge' ruled the TX law allowing / requiring the TX Att'y general to prosecute voter fraud is unConstitutional.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 26, 2023 05:50 PM (llON8)

57 Almost a year ago, and have you seen anything in the news about that? I thought not. Abbot is just spinning his wheels.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

Exactly, that is what I thought unless there are any TX morons here to give an update.

Posted by: Cheri at September 26, 2023 05:51 PM (oiNtH)

58 53 > Those 154,000 UAW think Biden gives a damn about them? LOL!

Hilariously, a big reason they're striking is electric vehicles have fewer parts and can be made with fewer workers. The UAW doesn't like this.

Biden's policies are pressuring US auto manufacturers to focus more on making electric cars.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 26, 2023 05:49 PM (R38qh)

And UAW leadership bent over backwards to endorse Biden over Trump in 2020.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 26, 2023 05:51 PM (/iWhV)

59 Biden Makes History As the Border Patrol Announces an All-Time Record in Illegal Alien Encounters

WOOOOOOOO!!!!

I'm number one!!!!!!

WOOOoo-

*slips*

*falls*

*breaks hip*

*shits Depends*

Posted by: President Joe Biden at September 26, 2023 05:52 PM (QzZeQ)

60 > That is something that is peddled as a talking point, but it's not true. There are fences, there are walls, there are border patrol agents...

Yeah, and after the border patrol agents remove any barriers to entry (like pesky razor wire), they diligently write down some fake information about the illegal, then give them a free plane ride or bus ride anywhere in CONUS. With a promise to show up to a hearing in a few months. *wink wink*

Posted by: bonhomme at September 26, 2023 05:52 PM (R38qh)

61 Illegal Alien Encounters

Encounters of Cleveland


Kent Dorfman

Posted by: Archer at September 26, 2023 05:53 PM (gmo/4)

62
I haven't heard, but apparently some commie shitstain 'judge' ruled the TX law allowing / requiring the TX Att'y general to prosecute voter fraud is unConstitutional.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 26, 2023 05:50 PM


because of course it is

is it the "Good & Plenty" clause, or is it some other emanation and / or penumbra?

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 26, 2023 05:53 PM (ENBF0)

63 ACOSTA: "I'll ask the questions sir, and the border is not open. That is something that is peddled as a talking point, but it's not true. There are fences, there are walls, there are border patrol agents..."

@RepRalphNorman
: "The 5+ million that have gotten into this country illegal is not a figment of our imagination!"

https://tinyurl.com/2ux6jepp
Posted by: redridinghood at September 26, 2023 05:47 PM (NpAcC)

Arrogant and stupid are an unfortunate combination.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 26, 2023 05:54 PM (VdGjU)

64 >>> 63 ACOSTA: "I'll ask the questions sir ... "
==
Posted by: redridinghood at September 26, 2023 05:47 PM (NpAcC)

Arrogant and stupid are an unfortunate combination.
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 26, 2023 05:54 PM (VdGjU)

Who does Acosta think he is, and Eff.Bee.EYE agent??

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 26, 2023 05:54 PM (llON8)

65 Raggity Karine says the border is all under control

Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2023 05:55 PM (fwDg9)

66 The border is not wide open but my anus sure is.

Posted by: Jim Acosta Hamster Repository at September 26, 2023 05:56 PM (OZjDX)

67 #65 Oh the border IS "under control"--the operative question is "By who?".

Posted by: Crusader at September 26, 2023 05:56 PM (ibQSj)

68 ACOSTA: "I'll ask the questions sir,


Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I'M ASKING THE FUCKING QUESTIONS!

Posted by: Archer at September 26, 2023 05:56 PM (gmo/4)

69 I understand Abbott's quagmire though. To secure the border would pit the State squarely against the US government. The cost in terms of money alone would probably bankrupt Texas. The violence and bloodshed that would ensue from blue on red forces, let alone between Texas LEOs, residents and the cartels would be staggering. But if you don't control your border or your destiny you're not a sovereign state. Your just a vassal.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 26, 2023 05:56 PM (YRsIm)

70 "He's declaring an emergency -- and sending five chartered buses to NYC, Chicago, and Denver."

That many, huh? Well that's certainly a feather in your cap. Well done. Five whole buses. Problem solved. Everyone can quit worrying now.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 26, 2023 05:57 PM (aXxgO)

71 I understand Abbott's quagmire though. To secure the border would pit the State squarely against the US government. The cost in terms of money alone would probably bankrupt Texas. The violence and bloodshed that would ensue from blue on red forces, let alone between Texas LEOs, residents and the cartels would be staggering. But if you don't control your border or your destiny you're not a sovereign state. Your just a vassal.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 26, 2023 05:56 PM (YRsIm)



Bounties. $20/ear.

Posted by: Blood Meridian at September 26, 2023 05:57 PM (aD39U)

72 Chagas.

Posted by: Marooned at September 26, 2023 05:59 PM (kt8QE)

73 Biden also makes history by setting oil production record of 13 million bpd.
Drill baby drill

Unfortunately no matter how much we pump here we get no domestic price discount. The oil price paid is set by the Saudis.
Hey!!! Someone has to pay for those expensive golf tournaments held on Trump courses

Posted by: Paul at September 26, 2023 05:59 PM (ozEDP)

74 Cruz: Bank Admitted to Pressuring Software Company to Stop Processing Payroll for Gun Sellers

"After my staff met with those banks, Intuit clarified that
Bank of America required it to prohibit gun manufacturers from using QuickBooks payroll services while
JPMorgan required Intuit to restrict gun sellers from using QuickBooks payment processing services."

Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2023 05:59 PM (4DHSI)

75 The intentional collapse of a nation is well underway:

Fundamental Transformation

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 26, 2023 05:59 PM (aXxgO)

76
Razor wire, concrete and steel barriers, toe-poppers, bouncing Bettys, punji stick pits, napalm fougasses, 82nd Airborne, Claymores, daisy cutters, rabid weasels, honey badgers on meth, mutated and ill-tempered sea bass, frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams on their heads...

Don't anyone DARE tell me that we can't secure our borders.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 26, 2023 06:00 PM (n+4am)

77 They've been saying 11 million since '08.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2023 06:00 PM (4DHSI)

78 Embrace our new illegal immigrant overlords?

Seems like it.

Fuck that shit.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 26, 2023 06:00 PM (Q4IgG)

79 Biden didn't set any bpd oil drilling records.

He did set some dpd records.

13 diapers per day!

Posted by: bonhomme at September 26, 2023 06:01 PM (R38qh)

80 76
Razor wire, concrete and steel barriers, toe-poppers, bouncing Bettys, punji stick pits, napalm fougasses, 82nd Airborne, Claymores, daisy cutters, rabid weasels, honey badgers on meth, mutated and ill-tempered sea bass, frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams on their heads...

Don't anyone DARE tell me that we can't secure our borders.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur
--------------------------

Don't need all that.
Just tell the landowners, 'fire at will'.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2023 06:02 PM (4DHSI)

81
Don't need all that.
Just tell the landowners, 'fire at will'.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2023 06:02 PM (4DHSI)



Killjoy.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 26, 2023 06:02 PM (n+4am)

82 Shut up, Fool.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 26, 2023 06:03 PM (aD39U)

83 *steps on ant*

*trips*

*falls*

*breaks hip*

*shits Depends*

*helped up by Secret Service*

*staggers over to waiting crowd*

*sniffs little girl's hair for 15 minutes*

Posted by: President Joe Biden at September 26, 2023 06:03 PM (QzZeQ)

84 > Don't need all that.
Just tell the landowners, 'fire at will'.

I've seen pictures of ranchers that choose to battle with cartel members. It would be dumb as hell for ranchers to start shooting at illegals who are being shuttled across by cartel members.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 26, 2023 06:03 PM (R38qh)

85 RIP Hall of Famer Brooks Robinson

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 26, 2023 06:04 PM (TkJnO)

86 I've seen pictures of ranchers that choose to battle with cartel members.

Apparently it will get you murdered by your own Border Patrol.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 26, 2023 06:04 PM (aD39U)

87 {14} Millions of unvetted illegals, but the Biden cabal wants to deport a homeschooling German, Christian family who were allowed asylum 15 years ago.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2023 05:35 PM (RSbhh)


I know that family left because they wanted the freedom to homeschool their children and raise them in a way they found appropriate. If deported, this is what they're going back to:

"GERMANY: Pro-Prostitution Picture Book Offered To Children By Government Officials"
https://is.gd/8pnIaE

I'd say they have an entirely legitimate asylum claim.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 26, 2023 06:05 PM (qPw5n)

88 Oh just let them WORK! (and vote, and stay here forever)

Posted by: Governor Hokum at September 26, 2023 06:05 PM (5FPX4)

89 "They've been saying 11 million since '08.
Posted by: Braenyard"


Actually I haven't heard that since shortly after Biden assumed over the border even the lemming might start noticing the number never changes.

Posted by: Ripley at September 26, 2023 06:05 PM (PTDkx)

90 In construction today was trying to tell a electrician to make sure they closed the office door when they leave
No English
Look I showed him, pull bucket holding door open and motioned door shut
Got a ok, will see tomorrow

Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2023 06:06 PM (fwDg9)

91 Joe's dog bit another Secret Service agent last night.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2023 06:07 PM (63Dwl)

92 > RIP Hall of Famer Brooks Robinson

Aww. He was a legend.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 26, 2023 06:07 PM (R38qh)

93 Hey, there's only 11 million illegals in the US today.

Posted by: Braenyard


Same as it ever was, same as it ever was

Posted by: The Talking Heads at September 26, 2023 06:07 PM (CaJIi)

94 Give them fair warning that they will receive a lead reception past the half way across the Rio. It's a lot more civil than toe poppers and bouncing betty's.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2023 06:07 PM (4DHSI)

95 when america finally collapses, we will finally see the beginning of the golden age of true socialism. in his honor bernie sanders' pic will be on the trillion dollar bill which will come out in the year 31,218 a.b. (after biden)

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 26, 2023 06:07 PM (B1FKF)

96 I wonder when we will reach the point that it doesn't matter anymore whether or not Slow Joe falls and breaks his neck.

Or have we already passed that?

Posted by: Just Lily at September 26, 2023 06:07 PM (RLLZj)

97 "77 They've been saying 11 million since '08.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2023 06:00 PM (4DHSI)"

my personal SWAG is between 30 and 40 million

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at September 26, 2023 06:07 PM (YNbPJ)

98 Hot news @TheNewsTrending
Trains full on their way to the US.

https://tinyurl.com/2nhtxx5p
50 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 26, 2023 06:07 PM (krqg6)

99 "They've been saying 11 million since '08.
Posted by: Braenyard"


I remember the figure from the early 90's.

Posted by: t-bird at September 26, 2023 06:08 PM (dNNCD)

100 I think Hot Wheels could make an effort to do more. Ban the use of state funds for any expenditures on illegals. Ban public schools from enrolling illegals. Fine and shut down a couple of high profile employers who use illegals. Sue the feds for restitution of funds spent to date for caring for illegals. Maybe arrest a few CBP agents who destroy barriers. Maybe issue a warrant for the arrest of Mayorkas.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 26, 2023 06:08 PM (YRsIm)

101 This is a shocking new development

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 26, 2023 06:08 PM (xcxpd)

102 In construction today was trying to tell a electrician to make sure they closed the office door when they leave
No English
Look I showed him, pull bucket holding door open and motioned door shut


*shudder*

You trust the man to do electrical work even though he can't close a door without reminders and instruction?

Posted by: bonhomme at September 26, 2023 06:08 PM (R38qh)

103 Anyone who says "America is an idea" should be drawn and quartered.

Posted by: Zek at September 26, 2023 06:08 PM (5FPX4)

104 "They've been saying 11 million since '08.
Posted by: Braenyard"

I remember the figure from the early 90's.


...and the guess back then was 34 million.

Posted by: t-bird at September 26, 2023 06:09 PM (dNNCD)

105 91 Joe's dog bit another Secret Service agent last night.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2023 06:07 PM (63Dwl)

Good boy...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 26, 2023 06:09 PM (xcxpd)

106 >>>Illegal Alien Encounters

"It's aliens!"
Posted by: m at September 26, 2023 05:43 PM (Dz9Qm)
.......

They're supposed to stop on the moon and apply for asylum.
That's my "Remain On The Moon" policy.

Posted by: wth at September 26, 2023 06:10 PM (v0R5T)

107 "They've been saying 11 million since '08.
Posted by: Braenyard"

Now they mean 11 million Per Year.

They leave out the per year part because we can't handle the truth.

Posted by: Just Lily at September 26, 2023 06:10 PM (RLLZj)

108 Thanks, GOPe, for stalling on Trump's border wall. /eyeroll

Posted by: pookysgirl, still in favor of an alligator moat at September 26, 2023 06:11 PM (dtlDP)

109


Ford is pausing work on a new, $3.5 billion electric vehicle battery plant in Michigan.

No final decision has been made on whether the plant will, ultimately, become operational, said Ford spokesman T.R. Reid.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2023 06:11 PM (63Dwl)

110 Joe's dog bit another Secret Service agent last night.
-----
A black one do you know? Because the WH staff Major bit were all black. [Three, I think.]

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 26, 2023 06:11 PM (krqg6)

111
RIP Hall of Famer Brooks Robinson

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 26, 2023 06:04 PM


another grim milestone for the biden administration

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 26, 2023 06:11 PM (ENBF0)

112 Did KJP find a new carpet cleaner yet?

Posted by: wth at September 26, 2023 06:11 PM (v0R5T)

113 James Comer:

I just subpoenaed & obtained two bank wires revealing Hunter Biden received payments originating from Beijing in 2019 when Joe Biden was running for President.

Joe Biden’s Delaware home is listed as the beneficiary address for both money wires from China.

https://twitter.com/
RepJamesComer/status/1706777879290290624

Posted by: Ann at September 26, 2023 06:11 PM (4neFu)

114 Joe's dog bit another Secret Service agent last night.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2023 06:07 PM (63Dwl)


When old joe's whole secser team quits in protest, I'll start to care.

Posted by: Outside of Life at September 26, 2023 06:11 PM (89Sog)

115 What happened to the obviously bullsh*t story that most of these wetbacks were women bringing their children?

Could it be that we were lied to?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 26, 2023 06:11 PM (lQONO)

116 re 74: 2nd amendment doesn't say anything about a right to buy anything, does it? case closed. can't wait till my bank discovers i've been paying cash to buy liquor

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 26, 2023 06:11 PM (B1FKF)

117 Arrogant and stupid are an unfortunate combination.
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 26, 2023 05:54 PM (VdGjU)

Who does Acosta think he is, and Eff.Bee.EYE agent??
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 26, 2023 05:54 PM (llON
*******
Acosta knows his audience will believe everything that comes out of his lying mouth.
You can have videos showing illegals flooding our borders and his audience will still be in denial because of their hatred of the MAGA Republicans.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 26, 2023 06:12 PM (NpAcC)

118 Ten times the influx of illegal aliens?

That happens when you deliberately remove barries, advertise, and subsidize.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 26, 2023 06:12 PM (ga8qR)

119 re 113: no reasonable prosecutor rule invoked

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 26, 2023 06:12 PM (B1FKF)

120 How is what's happening NOT an invasion?

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 26, 2023 06:13 PM (qPw5n)

121
Could it be that we were lied to?

------

I shan't believe that. I simply shannot

Posted by: Just Lily at September 26, 2023 06:14 PM (RLLZj)

122 Ford is pausing work on a new, $3.5 billion electric vehicle battery plant in Michigan.
.......

Took 'em a while to figure out how screwed they are.

Posted by: wth at September 26, 2023 06:14 PM (v0R5T)

123
What happened to the obviously bullsh*t story that most of these wetbacks were women bringing their children?

Could it be that we were lied to?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


All single men now. Probably going to reunite with their families. (ha ha)

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2023 06:14 PM (63Dwl)

124 >>>I haven't heard, but apparently some commie shitstain 'judge' ruled the TX law allowing / requiring the TX Att'y general to prosecute voter fraud is unConstitutional.

Nope. It is the Texas Court of Criminal Appeals that I believe are all repubs. Here they are
https://www.txcourts.gov/cca/about-the-court/judges/

Posted by: DanMan at September 26, 2023 06:14 PM (8uzBS)

125 @53 electric vehicles have fewer parts and can be made with fewer workers.
We've gone into this before, but you're going to go la-la-la and keep chanting. It's not true. Now, are more of those workers off-shore-able? You bet. More of the processes moved away from a targetable single plant location? Sure. More slave labor, too.

100% of EV support consists of "Look at ME, Dad." Nasty boys with poor spatial awareness. They're not smart enough to do real cars, so they need that magic drawer on the side of the CPU.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 26, 2023 06:14 PM (4PZHB)

126 if only we could send them all to cali and the let them seceed

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 26, 2023 06:15 PM (B1FKF)

127 115 What happened to the obviously bullsh*t story that most of these wetbacks were women bringing their children?

Could it be that we were lied to?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
---------------------------

Bite your tongue.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2023 06:15 PM (4DHSI)

128 Breaking911 @Breaking911 46m
JUST IN: Biden’s Dog ‘Commander’ Bites Another Secret Service Agent; 11th Biting Incident Involving POTUS’ Pet

Biden's Dog 'Commander' Bites Another Secret Service Agent; 11th Biting Incident Involving POTUS'...
Monday evening at the White House, “Commander,” President Joe Biden’s dog, bit another US Secret Service agent, CNN reported. This marks the 11th known biting incident involving the 2-year-old German...
https://tinyurl.com/4mp75sjp

||It’s worth noting that another one of President Biden’s dogs, “Major,” was also involved in biting incidents at the White House. Major was subsequently relocated out of the White House, and Commander took his place in 2021.||

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 26, 2023 06:15 PM (krqg6)

129 Who needs an orginized military invasion when they are willing to let an unorganized mob of unarmed people through the border.

- Every Other Country

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 26, 2023 06:15 PM (ga8qR)

130 Hundreds of 1000s need to be bussed and released right smack dab on Pennsylvania Ave., Washington, D.C.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 26, 2023 06:16 PM (mupln)

131 Brooks Robinson (sad face)
A true gentleman athlete. I have his autograph. He was always at events in Baltimore when I was a kid (late 60s-70s).

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at September 26, 2023 06:16 PM (goJt/)

132 53 electric vehicles have fewer parts and can be made with fewer workers.

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And by fewer workers, they mean fewer US union workers.

Posted by: Just Lily at September 26, 2023 06:17 PM (RLLZj)

133 it's trump's fault for not building enough facilities to process them all.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 26, 2023 06:17 PM (B1FKF)

134 Ford is pausing work on a new, $3.5 billion electric vehicle battery plant in Michigan.

No final decision has been made on whether the plant will, ultimately, become operational, said Ford spokesman T.R. Reid.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
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Someone in the family reach down and find great grandpa's gene and decide to build real cars again?

Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2023 06:17 PM (4DHSI)

135 Major and Commander: The Far Side of the White House

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2023 06:18 PM (63Dwl)

136 Shorter Acosta: don't believe your lying eyes!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 26, 2023 06:18 PM (RIvkX)

137 > We've gone into this before, but you're going to go la-la-la and keep chanting. It's not true. Now, are more of those workers off-shore-able? You bet. More of the processes moved away from a targetable single plant location? Sure. More slave labor, too.

According to Business Insider, both Ford and Volkswagen have estimated electric cars require 30% less labor than conventional vehicles.

https://is.gd/sR7yYD

Posted by: bonhomme at September 26, 2023 06:18 PM (R38qh)

138 I am starting to think I just might possibly need to buy more ammo.
If only one of the cobs had told me to do so... Gosh!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at September 26, 2023 06:19 PM (T/Lqj)

139 138 I am starting to think I just might possibly need to buy more ammo.
If only one of the cobs had told me to do so... Gosh!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at September 26, 2023 06:19 PM (T/Lqj)

#DoIt

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 26, 2023 06:20 PM (xcxpd)

140 Ford is pausing work on a new, $3.5 billion electric vehicle battery plant in Michigan.

--

I'm in upstate SC. BMW is building a massive, massive factory for EV batteries here. As far as I know, at least they're still proceeding.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 26, 2023 06:20 PM (mupln)

141 >>>According to Business Insider, both Ford and Volkswagen have estimated electric cars require 30% less labor than conventional vehicles.
https://is.gd/sR7yYD

Posted by: bonhomme
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Doesn't matter, they will be built in China.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2023 06:21 PM (4DHSI)

142 There needs to be a couple of busload of illegals dropped off in Rehoboth Beach, DE and in front of Mayorkas house every day.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 26, 2023 06:22 PM (YRsIm)

143 The MFM is parroting a statistic that illegals now outnumber the population of "X" number of of states.

"X" being around 15 states... give or take.

I'd suggest the number of illegals here, today is closer to 70M. Consuming the majority of those state's population first mentioned. But segregated into border states primarily.

I flunked basic math... so YMMV.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 26, 2023 06:22 PM (Q4IgG)

144 Dumping Joe??

ABC News @ABC 1h
BREAKING: The federal probe into Pres. Biden's handling of classified documents prior to becoming president has grown into a sprawling investigation, sources say.

Several sources estimated that as many as 100 witnesses have already been interviewed, with interviews conducted as recently as last week.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 26, 2023 06:22 PM (krqg6)

145 {141} ... Doesn't matter, they will be built in China.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2023 06:21 PM (4DHSI)


To "Tofu-Dreg" standards!
https://is.gd/nQouJq

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 26, 2023 06:23 PM (qPw5n)

146 Hundreds of 1000s need to be bussed and released right smack dab on Pennsylvania Ave., Washington, D.C.
Posted by: Lady in Black

Tens of thousands need to face crew served weapons at the border, so they stay in Mexico.

Posted by: BifBewalski at September 26, 2023 06:23 PM (FuUAU)

147 BMW cancelled all sales of gas bikes.
Want a new BMW bike? It will be electric.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2023 06:23 PM (4DHSI)

148 Poor dog needs rescue from diaper filler.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at September 26, 2023 06:24 PM (zLfni)

149 The UAW knows the drive train manufacturers are going the way of the Dodo bird if electrics become the norm. One to four electric motors per vehicle replaces all of the engines, transmissions and differential components coming from manufacturing plants.

Posted by: DanMan at September 26, 2023 06:25 PM (8uzBS)

150 According to Business Insider, both Ford and Volkswagen have estimated electric cars require 30% less labor than conventional vehicles.
Posted by: bonhomme


What makes me think it's because they are designed to only last as long as the batteries?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 26, 2023 06:25 PM (IG4Id)

151 have estimated electric cars require 30% less labor

We'll make it up on the volume of flaming wrecks... and the houses, ships, etc. they burn down.

Posted by: DaveA at September 26, 2023 06:25 PM (FhXTo)

152 > BMW cancelled all sales of gas bikes.
Want a new BMW bike? It will be electric.

I had an R1200C. It was a gorgeous bike, and very reliable.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 26, 2023 06:25 PM (R38qh)

153 BMW cancelled all sales of gas bikes.

These are the end times.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at September 26, 2023 06:25 PM (zLfni)

154 Biden can't do anything right.

JOE BIDEN'S DOG HAS BIT AN 11TH SECRET SERVICE AGENT

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They need to Old Yeller him. Not the dog, Joe.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 26, 2023 06:25 PM (FVME7)

155
The UAW knows the drive train manufacturers are going the way of the Dodo bird if electrics become the norm. One to four electric motors per vehicle replaces all of the engines, transmissions and differential components coming from manufacturing plants.

Posted by: DanMan at September 26, 2023 06:25 PM


Bingo

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 26, 2023 06:26 PM (ENBF0)

156 I am starting to think I just might possibly need to buy more ammo.
If only one of the cobs had told me to do so... Gosh!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at September 26, 2023 06:19 PM


* points and giggles *

Posted by: Range Babes at September 26, 2023 06:26 PM (a3Q+t)

157 NOOD Quick Hits

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 26, 2023 06:28 PM (qPw5n)

158 @137 and if "Business Insider" doesn't qualify as "la-la-la," you've shot your wad early. You're only counting final assembly hours. You can make an accounting report, of a style, to support any bullshit coming down the pike, but it is not true. You're leaving parts out. This is done on purpose, to wow rubes.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 26, 2023 06:28 PM (4PZHB)

159 The UAW knows the drive train manufacturers are going the way of the Dodo bird if electrics become the norm. One to four electric motors per vehicle replaces all of the engines, transmissions and differential components coming from manufacturing plants.

Posted by: DanMan at September 26, 2023 06:25 PM

Bingo
Posted by: AltonJackson


According to Way, Way Downriver, y'all are wrong and are just sticking your fingers in your ears and saying la la la.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 26, 2023 06:28 PM (R38qh)

160 nood!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at September 26, 2023 06:28 PM (YNbPJ)

161 @150

>>What makes me think it's because they are designed to only last as long as the batteries?

Any device with an internal rechargeable battery is inherently disposable.

You are not going to be seeing 15, 20 or 25 year old EV's on the road...

...By design.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 06:28 PM (XV/Pl)

162 1984 R65.
1984 R100RS.
1990 K100RS.

1969 DKW 125.

Miss them all.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at September 26, 2023 06:29 PM (zLfni)

163 Please toss Sundowner under the bus

Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2023 06:29 PM (fwDg9)

164 Hey, All.

I planted a massive turd today on the Art Thread. I would like to explain.

The commenter known as Robert said something about going home and drinking bourbon in his underwear. I assumed it was meant facetiously, so I responded facetiously, referencing the meme of "Pics or it didn't happen," thinking that that particular meme referred to any debauched behavior, and not just frolics with female lovlies.

Boy, did y'all give me pushback on that. I was surprised by the response, and so in my embarassment, responded with lame responses like "I did it for the 'ettes," which, of course, did not fly. Immediately, I became the blog's new ghey whipping horse.

Even knowing the nature of the Horde, I was surprised by the amount of snark that I received in response to that comment. That being said, although I was ashamed by my comment, I understand how things are here, and do not hold any of the responses to my original bad joke against any of the commenters here. (Hey, Sponge!)

By the way, when I told today's story to my wife, who has much longer experience with the Horde than I do (though she seldom comments), she thought that it was hilarious.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 06:30 PM (xTRSc)

165 @152 BMW got a federal order to suspend sales of their ICE motorcycles, on a safety complaint. You're bullshitting, junior.
You're a battery salesman, aren't you.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 26, 2023 06:30 PM (4PZHB)

166 > if "Business Insider" doesn't qualify as "la-la-la," you've shot your wad early.

You're a clown.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 26, 2023 06:30 PM (R38qh)

167 >>ABC News @ABC 1h
BREAKING: The federal probe into Pres. Biden's handling of classified documents prior to becoming president has grown into a sprawling investigation, sources say.

>>Several sources estimated that as many as 100 witnesses have already been interviewed, with interviews conducted as recently as last week.

Sounds like our masters in the intel community are sending Joe another message. I hope he doesn't listen.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2023 06:31 PM (ZLI7S)

168 164 She (my wife) has known the Horder far better and longer than I have.

So, can we just forget my response to Robert on the Art Thread already?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 06:31 PM (xTRSc)

169 But BONHOMME says there is a CHART that PROVES THIS.
Look at Him, Dad. He's got ya now.

Keep dancing, kid. Some nice man will notice you.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 26, 2023 06:33 PM (4PZHB)

170 ACOSTA: "I'll ask the questions sir, and the border is not open. That is something that is peddled as a talking point, but it's not true. There are fences, there are walls, there are border patrol agents..."
__________________

Are they pole-vaulting into the country?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 26, 2023 06:41 PM (YqDXo)

171 @170

>>Are they pole-vaulting into the country?

Technically, they are correct, the illegals they are apprehending, they are simply letting go and giving them an appearance ticket for sometime in 2027, they are "perusing" the got aways and will "deport" them "when and if" they are apprehended.

There is still an ICE, they are still tasked with a mission that they are attempting to carry out, etc.

The proper conceptualization is that there is functionally no border.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 06:57 PM (XV/Pl)

172 170 Are they pole-vaulting into the country?

i know how to fix that

Posted by: sturmbanfuehrer hunka at September 26, 2023 07:01 PM (oY6Yp)

173 Does this mean we are all going to vote for Trump?

Posted by: fd at September 26, 2023 07:07 PM (vFG9F)

Axios: White House Futiley Pursuing a Strategy of Just Not Letting Biden Trip and Fall Down

Ah, the "mainstream" media, reporting things everyone already knows, two and a half years late.

When are you going to break the big story about the Basement Strategy of 2020, Axios? 2044?

Their changed headline called this the White House's "secret" strategy.

Secret from whom, Axios?

President Biden and his campaign are working on a critical project for his re-election bid: Make sure he doesn't trip.

Driving the news: As voters express deep concerns about the 80-year-old president's age and fitness for office, Biden's team is taking extra steps to prevent him from stumbling in public -- as he did in June, when he tripped over a sandbag at the Air Force Academy.

With a physical therapist, Biden has been doing exercises to improve his balance as far back as November 2021.

Since his stumble in June, he has been wearing tennis shoes more often to avoid slipping -- and using the short stairs on Air Force One, entering the plane on a lower deck than before.

Why it matters: Democrats, including some in the administration, are terrified that Biden will have a bad fall -- with a nightmare scenario of it happening in the weeks before the November 2024 election.

Zoom in: Some senior Democrats privately have been frustrated with Biden's advance team for months, citing the sandbag incident and noting that the president often appears not to know which direction to go after he speaks at a podium.

Often without context, Republicans have used video clips of Biden looking confused about where to go after speeches to raise further questions about his age.

What "context" do you claim is necessary there, Axios?

As mentioned earlier, the White House's "secret sneaker strategy" has already failed once today alone:


Meanwhile, the gassy dyspeptic hags of The View have never been more angry!



Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:25 PM




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Posted by: GF at September 26, 2023 04:25 PM (+EJ+U)

2 Just get one of those racks that they use to support skeletons and run it up through his suit so nobody can see.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 26, 2023 04:27 PM (ga8qR)

3 Somebody should sue the company that made those steps that make Biden fall because they did this on purpose to make him look bad. I call on AG Garlic to look into this now !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mr. Creosote at September 26, 2023 04:27 PM (/Qz4j)

4 See Kamala attempt to put stick spray on the carpet and glue herself to a wall.

Posted by: DaveA at September 26, 2023 04:27 PM (FhXTo)

5 boats and boobs

https://youtu.be/-9_udccBJLs

Posted by: DaveA at September 26, 2023 04:28 PM (FhXTo)

6 I see the corrupt pedophile did his little "I made it, guys!" shuffling jog again upon mostly-successfully negotiating a flight of stairs.

Posted by: spindrift at September 26, 2023 04:28 PM (EGPRf)

7 Why it matters: Democrats, including some in the administration, are terrified that Biden will have a bad fall -- with a nightmare scenario of it happening in the weeks before the November 2024 election.

Zoom in: Some senior Democrats privately have been frustrated with Biden's advance team for months, citing the sandbag incident and noting that the president often appears not to know which direction to go after he speaks at a podium.

Often without context, Republicans have used video clips of Biden looking confused about where to go after speeches to raise further questions about his age.

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This is such a demeaning, infantile article strucutr.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 04:28 PM (t0OGg)

8
Since his stumble in June, he has been wearing tennis shoes more often to avoid slipping -- and using the short stairs on Air Force One


Are there no plans for him to toodle about in the short bus? He could wear his helmet if he did!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 26, 2023 04:29 PM (xG4kz)

9 Whoopi claims Biden is "doing more than showing up to work and functioning."
"Joe Biden can fall down 55 times, that's not going to make me think he can't do the job," she boasts.
She also claims Social Security is fine and is not and has never been in danger of going bankrupt.

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Social Security isn't the real problem. It's on a bad trajectory that no one is going to fix, but it's small beans in terms of the federal government's downward financial spiral.

It's Medicare and Medicaid.

But try running on cutting those programs and get into elected office.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 04:29 PM (LvTSG)

10 Have they considered building an exoskeleton for him that can be remote controlled by a handler that makes him incapable of falling?

That might work.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 26, 2023 04:29 PM (mj0Qp)

11 Roll Joe around like Hannibal Lector. With a Sniff Mask.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 26, 2023 04:29 PM (aD39U)

12 Axios: White House Futiley Pursuing a Strategy of Just Not Letting Biden Trip and Fall Down

BREAKING: Merrick Garland announces grand jury indictment of gravity.

Developing...

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 26, 2023 04:29 PM (guGkK)

13 In their defense, what else are they going to do.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 26, 2023 04:29 PM (fKIdX)

14
Just glue Biden to a Roomba and he can vacuum the White House carpet,

while he's busy not falling.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 26, 2023 04:29 PM (QzZeQ)

15 Number one qualification for being President-You don't trip and fall down? LOL

Biden is 80 with some sort of major cognitive decline. I've known older people without major cognitive decline who fall down.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2023 04:29 PM (RSbhh)

16 They really do need to install a secret lift so they can hoist Joey in...

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 26, 2023 04:30 PM (uRCDM)

17 Just get one of those racks that they use to support skeletons and run it up through his suit so nobody can see.


Isn't the skeleton supposed to support the rack?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 04:30 PM (xTRSc)

18 Naturally, they included Trump on the cover, bringing up the rear. I have plenty of concerns about him, but to put him in the same category as the others is just an outright lie.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 26, 2023 04:30 PM (I/Qkd)

19 "Falling Down" was a great movie.

Yeah. And now you're going to die, wearing that stupid little hat. How does it feel?...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 26, 2023 04:30 PM (0lY6Y)

20 AND FOR FUCKS SAKE STOP FEEDING HIM BEANS!!!

Posted by: Crew of Air Force One at September 26, 2023 04:30 PM (u73oe)

21 Gerald Ford and SNL are unavailable for comment.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 26, 2023 04:30 PM (uRCDM)

22 Why it matters: Democrats, including some in the administration, are terrified that Biden will have a bad fall -- with a nightmare scenario of it happening in the weeks before the November 2024 election.

I can see it now...

Biden falls a few days before the election and becomes fully vegetable-ized.

Trump's lead in the polls becomes double digits...

The Junta demands that they get to put Fuhrer Whitmer or Gov Gruesome on the ballots instead...including counting any mail in ballots for Biden as one for them...and almost every state agrees.

And... "Candidate to be named later" gets 100M or more votes...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 26, 2023 04:31 PM (XqcwY)

23 Comedy is dead.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 26, 2023 04:31 PM (aD39U)

24 Why not just install a portable escalator, being controlled by aides so he doesn't have to handle getting on or off a moving step?

Course, the optics of that might look bad.... but this is today's media. Who's gonna report it? The Daily Mail? Joe Biden's got a lock on the rest of the media.

Posted by: GanGanowicz at September 26, 2023 04:31 PM (AxRGS)

25 Like the Press would tell us if he did take a header constantly...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 26, 2023 04:31 PM (xcxpd)

26 Social Security isn't the real problem. It's on a bad trajectory that no one is going to fix, but it's small beans in terms of the federal government's downward financial spiral.

It's Medicare and Medicaid.

But try running on cutting those programs and get into elected office.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 04:29 PM (LvTSG)

Medicare and Medicaid are the more immediate concerns, absolutely.

That said -- social security is a real problem. It's a pyramid scheme that requires exponential growth of the work force to pay current benefits for current retirees.

The entire "trust fund" of banked up money is all t-bills. And of course, the US government doesn't have hundreds of billions in cash waiting around when SSA starts cashing in those t-bills.

They'll have to sell public t-bills to finance it.

Social Security will be "fine" until it isn't, and spectacularly collapses.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 26, 2023 04:31 PM (mj0Qp)

27 Futiley?

Futilely.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 26, 2023 04:31 PM (YohY1)

28 Whoopi claims Biden is "doing more than showing up to work and functioning."
"Joe Biden can fall down 55 times, that's not going to make me think he can't do the job," she boasts.
She also claims Social Security is fine and is not and has never been in danger of going bankrupt.

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It should make you think he can't do the job. Elderly people are usually frail. They don't bounce back. Falls are *bad* and can trigger rapid decline. If he falls a lot - even in a parallel universe where he's mentally competent - then that is high-risk and needs to be dealt with. Walkers and wheelchairs exist for a reason, "optics" be damned.

On the latter, she isn't exactly wrong. Social Security is not in crisis yet and is actually salvageable. Except that she doesn't know that - she's just vomiting out talking points - and so gets no credit. She also failed to mention - and again, probably doesn't know - that the *real* crisis is in Medicare.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 04:31 PM (t0OGg)

29 HARD HITTING NEWS!

This is obviously the kind of respectful news that really elevates the dignity of the office and the American people to the world.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert, Formerly Virginian at September 26, 2023 04:31 PM (N1DT3)

30 That's a fact, Jack!

Posted by: Joy Behar at September 26, 2023 04:31 PM (4I/2K)

31 This Biden is a pussy. He never would have made it in my unit.

Posted by: Yaroslav Hunka at September 26, 2023 04:31 PM (2znMt)

32 They need to dust off the contraption they used to lift FDR.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 26, 2023 04:32 PM (uRCDM)

33 Joy Behar has one incredible brain in that skull of hers.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 26, 2023 04:32 PM (guGkK)

34 Personally I am very disappointed with these people.

I mean they still haven't even found the guy shitting in my depends!

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 26, 2023 04:32 PM (XqcwY)

35 Like the Press would tell us if he did take a header constantly...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist

That would be Kumala.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 26, 2023 04:32 PM (x7plP)

36 Often without context, Republicans have used video clips of Biden looking confused about where to go after speeches to raise further questions about his age.

No pouncing or seizing? Sad.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 26, 2023 04:32 PM (DTX3h)

37 10 Have they considered building an exoskeleton for him that can be remote controlled by a handler that makes him incapable of falling?

That might work.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 26, 2023 04:29 PM (mj0Qp)

========

While they are at it? Have someone mimic his voice through external speakers, so they can make Sponge Brain Shits Pants sound intelligent for once.

Posted by: rd at September 26, 2023 04:32 PM (HW8nN)

38 I'm honestly very impressed by the people who hit "Play" on those harpies. I can't stand even a second of their voices.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert, Formerly Virginian at September 26, 2023 04:32 PM (N1DT3)

39 The only reason one gets a physical therapist involved with someone who is Joe's age, and isn't recovering from some sort of surgery, is problems with mental acuity.

I cannot believe Joe's handlers admitted to a physical therapist. It suggests Joe is even worse, mentally, than most people realize.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 26, 2023 04:33 PM (2YtOq)

40 What "context" do you claim is necessary there, Axios?
++++
That Biden is an upright, competent, moral man who is better than any Republican and especially Trump or DeSantis?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 04:33 PM (t0OGg)

41 Gerald Ford and SNL are unavailable for comment.



Hope Chevy Chase dies an agonizing death after breaking several bones in a severe fall.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 04:33 PM (xTRSc)

42 5 boats and boobs

https://youtu.be/-9_udccBJLs
Posted by: DaveA at September 26, 2023 04:28 PM (FhXTo)

....speaking of racks....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 26, 2023 04:33 PM (xcxpd)

43 On the latter, she isn't exactly wrong. Social Security is not in crisis yet and is actually salvageable. Except that she doesn't know that - she's just vomiting out talking points - and so gets no credit. She also failed to mention - and again, probably doesn't know - that the *real* crisis is in Medicare.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 04:31 PM (t0OGg)

How do you salvage social security?

From day one, social security paid out benefits to retirees from money brought in people currently working.

Without exponential population growth, that is unsustainable. Even with exponential population growth, that is unsustainable, because at some point there aren't enough people on planet earth to be working to pay for the retirees.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 26, 2023 04:34 PM (mj0Qp)

44 Joey Bidet in an exo-skeleton having a spasm...

What could go wrong?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 26, 2023 04:34 PM (uRCDM)

45 >>> Futiley

Futilely

or

Feudally

I dunno.

Posted by: m at September 26, 2023 04:34 PM (Dz9Qm)

46 42 Trump standing with the UAW strikers is going to be a great step on a rake, self own moment.

Will he support the Big Three bailout with your tax money when it comes?
Posted by: Marcus T at September 26, 2023 04:33 PM (WjGNl)

Yeah, stealing votes and voting blocks from the Democrats is such a loser move.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 26, 2023 04:34 PM (xcxpd)

47 I guess there wasn't room for Feinstein's wheelchair on the cover

Posted by: the dandy at September 26, 2023 04:34 PM (w83EC)

48 44 Joey Bidet in an exo-skeleton having a spasm...

What could go wrong?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 26, 2023 04:34 PM (uRCDM)

He could be re-elected

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 26, 2023 04:34 PM (xcxpd)

49 On the latter, she isn't exactly wrong. Social Security is not in crisis yet and is actually salvageable.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 04:31 PM (t0OGg)



I don't think it is. In maybe 15 years current recipients are going to have to take a cut rather than a COLA, or load the taxes on the then current workers.

There is no way my children's generation is going to pay huge taxes to support me in the manner to which I have become accustomed. They will rebel. Maybe even fire up the Carousel.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 26, 2023 04:35 PM (aD39U)

50 Some senior Democrats privately have been frustrated with Biden's advance team for months, citing the sandbag incident and noting that the president often appears not to know which direction to go after he speaks at a podium.

He was doing it well before the 'sandbag incident '.

Posted by: dantesed at September 26, 2023 04:35 PM (193FS)

51 While they are at it? Have someone mimic his voice through external speakers, so they can make Sponge Brain Shits Pants sound intelligent for once.
Posted by: rd at September 26, 2023 04:32 PM (HW8nN)

I mean, Boston Dynamics is doing some pretty cool stuff with their killer military robots.

Have they considered teaming up with Disney to make a killer military robot that looks and sounds like Biden?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 26, 2023 04:35 PM (mj0Qp)

52 I don't know why the Secret Service can't just carry Biden around on a nice palanquin.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 26, 2023 04:35 PM (kjOVp)

53 The Hatfields and McCoys held their land on a feudal basis.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 04:35 PM (xTRSc)

54 35 Like the Press would tell us if he did take a header constantly...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist

That would be Kumala.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 26, 2023 04:32 PM (x7plP)

lol

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 26, 2023 04:35 PM (xcxpd)

55 But try running on cutting those programs and get into elected office.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 04:29 PM (LvTSG)


Lemme try this one...

All the illegals will be sent home within 6 months including the "refugees" and the "dreamers". As part of their expulsion all property will be seized, and any company that was employing them will be fined 10K per instance. This money will be used to pay for Medicare/Caid and SS.

And if we really want to have fun...any government agent - state or federal that signed off on any government aid for an illegal/dreamer/"refugee" will ALSO be fired and fined 10K per instance.

A man can "dream" can't he?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 26, 2023 04:35 PM (XqcwY)

56 Those women are all so awful.

Posted by: m at September 26, 2023 04:35 PM (Dz9Qm)

57 Often without context, Republicans have used video clips of Biden looking confused about where to go after speeches to raise further questions about his age.

Is there no end to the Republicans pouncing and seizing?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 26, 2023 04:35 PM (a3Q+t)

58 43 From day one, social security paid out benefits to retirees from money brought in people currently working.

Without exponential population growth, that is unsustainable. Even with exponential population growth, that is unsustainable, because at some point there aren't enough people on planet earth to be working to pay for the retirees.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 26, 2023 04:34 PM (mj0Qp)

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By convincing everyone who receives it that they deserve it and then inflating the money supply while degrading the dollar?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 04:35 PM (LvTSG)

59 Meanwhile, in the land of delusion: Trump Short Circuits Again During Live Speech, Concerns Grow Over Mental Condition. In another display of cognitive impairment, Donald Trump appeared to confuse Jeb Bush with George Bush, suggesting either that he ran against George Bush in the primary of the 2016 election or that Jeb Bush deployed troops in the Middle East.

This isn’t the first time Trump has displayed concerning signs regarding his mental fitness. During a recent speech in Washington D.C., Trump appeared confused when he suggested he was leading former President Barack Obama in the polls. In the same video, Trump appeared to struggle while trying to remember he ran against Hillary Clinton in 2016.

Text of speech at article: https://tinyurl.com/5n8yuh45

This is what unchecked anger and hatred can do to a brain. and way elevated triglycerides. the man is not healthy.

"Concerns Grow"? Among whom? Everyone who is not as paralyzingly stupid as he is knows that he has the cognitive ability of a flatworm. I'm perfectly fine with mainstream media concern-trolling Trump instead of Biden for a change.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 26, 2023 04:36 PM (JCZqz)

60 Joe's not infirm ! They just didn't position him for success !

Posted by: It's me donna at September 26, 2023 04:36 PM (bs+z0)

61 They tried the short stairs on AF1. Not good enough.
Next they will install a little elevator to pop down out of bottom of the nose... or use a boom lift with a podium, great seal, and hand rails attached to it.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 26, 2023 04:36 PM (ga8qR)

62 Suggestions for soundtrack for this thread

Chumbawamba:Tubthumping
Catch Me (I'm Falling): Pretty Poison

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at September 26, 2023 04:36 PM (wu87C)

63 Trump standing with the striking UAW members is going to be a great step on a rake, self-own moment.

Will he support the bailout of the Big Three with your tax money when it comes?

Posted by: Marcus T at September 26, 2023 04:36 PM (PinD0)

64 "The Conservative Case for A President Who Frequently Falls Down."

Posted by: The Bulwark at September 26, 2023 04:36 PM (PiwSw)

65 By convincing everyone who receives it that they deserve it and then inflating the money supply while degrading the dollar?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 04:35 PM (LvTSG)

Well, the first part of that is a real problem, yes.

The second part of that is ... well, it works until it doesn't. (and yes, I know you're being tongue in cheek)

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 26, 2023 04:37 PM (mj0Qp)

66 46 Yeah, stealing votes and voting blocks from the Democrats is such a loser move.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 26, 2023 04:34 PM (xcxpd)

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I've been told that Trump just talks about the steal, only turns off voters who might be open to him, and can't actually politic beyond being worshiped by true believers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 04:37 PM (LvTSG)

67 As In said earlier, I agree with Joy.

She is right: Their country will not survive if Trump is reelected.

But ours will.

Whether by suicide or execution, their country-- the corrupt, bloated, evil, amoral, vindictive, stupid and totalitarian--must die.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 26, 2023 04:37 PM (OzHA0)

68 Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 26, 2023 04:36 PM (JCZqz)

LOL.. Those are priceless

Posted by: It's me donna at September 26, 2023 04:37 PM (bs+z0)

69 61 They tried the short stairs on AF1. Not good enough.
Next they will install a little elevator to pop down out of bottom of the nose... or use a boom lift with a podium, great seal, and hand rails attached to it.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 26, 2023 04:36 PM (ga8qR)

Beam him up!

Posted by: m at September 26, 2023 04:37 PM (Dz9Qm)

70 55 And if we really want to have fun...any government agent - state or federal that signed off on any government aid for an illegal/dreamer/"refugee" will ALSO be fired and fined 10K per instance.

A man can "dream" can't he?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 26, 2023 04:35 PM (XqcwY)

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"We are partnering with big business to destroy 18-1 for the little people."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 04:38 PM (LvTSG)

71 "Catch Me I'M Falling" is too upbeat.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 26, 2023 04:38 PM (uRCDM)

72 Yeah, stealing votes and voting blocks from the Democrats is such a loser move.

If there was an opposition party they'd be focused on finding ways to pay real money to their supporters and TAKE real money from their enemies...just like the current Junta does.

If you can buy off the UAW by taxing blue shitholes or imported Chinese crap...why not? But do specifically tie the carrot and the stick.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 26, 2023 04:38 PM (XqcwY)

73 Without exponential population growth, that is unsustainable. Even with exponential population growth, that is unsustainable, because at some point there aren't enough people on planet earth to be working to pay for the retirees.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 26, 2023 04:34 PM (mj0Qp)

You poor fool. It's only unsustainable if you let those retirees live.

Posted by: Canadian Healthcare 75 year age limit at September 26, 2023 04:39 PM (N1DT3)

74 65 Well, the first part of that is a real problem, yes.

The second part of that is ... well, it works until it doesn't. (and yes, I know you're being tongue in cheek)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 26, 2023 04:37 PM (mj0Qp)

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"Listen, collapsing the entire country is what we need to do in order to save our phoney baloney jobs, then we shall do it, gentlemen!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 04:39 PM (LvTSG)

75 Pettibone One

Posted by: A dude in MI at September 26, 2023 04:39 PM (/6GbT)

76 The stairs decline to partner with Joe. It's a well-known Justice Department practice.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 26, 2023 04:39 PM (aD39U)

77 Social Security will be "fine" until it isn't, and spectacularly collapses.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 26, 2023 04:31 PM (mj0Qp)

Blah Blah says we paid about half a million into the Social Security Lock Box during our working years and we deserve every penny back with interest. It wasn't our fault the average american is a dumb ass and fell for the old Ponzi Scheme. And hands off our medicare and medicaid, you don't expect us to actually pay for our medical care do you? Joe Biden understands and will protect the senior citizens! 4 more years! 4 more years!

Posted by: Harriet And Blah Blah Nyborg, Democrat Boomers at September 26, 2023 04:39 PM (0lY6Y)

78 72 If there was an opposition party they'd be focused on finding ways to pay real money to their supporters and TAKE real money from their enemies...just like the current Junta does.

If you can buy off the UAW by taxing blue shitholes or imported Chinese crap...why not? But do specifically tie the carrot and the stick.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 26, 2023 04:38 PM (XqcwY)

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If there was a real opposition party, they'd count the number of people who went into voting precincts and then compare them against the number of votes counted at those precincts. They'd have done this decades ago.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 04:40 PM (LvTSG)

79 Why do people even pay attention to anything the View says? Or give them any free press?

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 26, 2023 04:40 PM (kzu4f)

80 Apropos of nothing - or everything, I just received notice from Navy Federal Credit Union that they will issue 0% loans to assist with gaps in pay to affected members.

Interesting.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 26, 2023 04:40 PM (x7plP)

81 Please help me I'm falling
in love with you
Close the door to temptation
don't let me walk through
Turn away from me darling
I'm begging you to
Please help me I'm falling
in love with you

Posted by: m at September 26, 2023 04:40 PM (Dz9Qm)

82 How do you salvage social security?

From day one, social security paid out benefits to retirees from money brought in people currently working. ...
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 26, 2023 04:34 PM (mj0Qp)
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Yes, it's a Ponzi scheme, but it can be saved without bankrupting the country by changing that. First, raise the taxes for it by a bit to stave off crisis.

Next, control spending. Restrict and means-test benefits for people under 40 (yeah, they get fucked - but that's true anyway and it's unavoidable). Raise the retirement age at all steps by two years for people under 45 or 50 (yeah, they get fucked). Possibly means test it for those over the age of 40 on an ongoing basis (maybe for those with more than some amount of regular retirement income from other sources).

It cannot be done without pissing a lot of people off, but that has also always been true. But it could be done without bankrupting the federal government.

Medicare cannot be fixed, which is why it won't be. It will either be the bomb that blows up the government or there will be other means to address that particular problem.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 04:40 PM (t0OGg)

83 You poor fool. It's only unsustainable if you let those retirees live.

Posted by: Canadian Healthcare 75 year age limit at September 26, 2023 04:39 PM (N1DT3)


A story popped up recently about a woman in Canada who experienced suicidal ideation...so she tried to use her "free" healthcare to get a pysch.

Well, the Canuck Reich didn't have any pyschs available in her area for 3 months. But they did recommend end of life counseling to her.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 26, 2023 04:41 PM (XqcwY)

84 Whoopi claims

...that she's not really an ignorant pig.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 26, 2023 04:41 PM (V8he0)

85 Number one qualification for being President-You don't trip and fall down? LOL
---
Chevy Chase made a career out of mocking one fall by (substantially younger than Biden) Jerry Ford.

And Ford was an actual star athlete, not a blowhard braggart that touched his daughter's privates more than any football.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 26, 2023 04:41 PM (OzHA0)

86 Looks like Greasy Gavin just added a new gun and ammo tax in the feudal land of California.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 26, 2023 04:41 PM (nnp+f)

87 79 Why do people even pay attention to anything the View says? Or give them any free press?
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 26, 2023 04:40 PM (kzu4f)

I don't know.

Posted by: m at September 26, 2023 04:41 PM (Dz9Qm)

88 The stairs decline to partner with Joe.


So do we!

Posted by: Sandbags Local 3724 at September 26, 2023 04:41 PM (xTRSc)

89 79 Why do people even pay attention to anything the View says? Or give them any free press?
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 26, 2023 04:40 PM (kzu4f

It's fun because they are so spectacularly stupid

Posted by: It's me donna at September 26, 2023 04:41 PM (bs+z0)

90 72 Yeah, stealing votes and voting blocks from the Democrats is such a loser move.

If there was an opposition party they'd be focused on finding ways to pay real money to their supporters and TAKE real money from their enemies...just like the current Junta does.

If you can buy off the UAW by taxing blue shitholes or imported Chinese crap...why not? But do specifically tie the carrot and the stick.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 26, 2023 04:38 PM (XqcwY)
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If Trump has any brains, he'll focus on UAW members losing job to EV's all due to Dem's climate hysteria.

Posted by: WisRich at September 26, 2023 04:41 PM (G0vdT)

91 I recommend trussing him up in a box like a veal calf, with just his head poking out, and suspending him in front of the podium to bleat unintelligibly. But that's me.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 26, 2023 04:42 PM (0FoWg)

92 82 Medicare cannot be fixed, which is why it won't be. It will either be the bomb that blows up the government or there will be other means to address that particular problem.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 04:40 PM (t0OGg)

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If you want to reform Medicare to save it, then you want to push Grandma off a cliff.

We have the ads to prove it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 04:42 PM (LvTSG)

93 FJB:

Feeble Joe Biden.

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 26, 2023 04:42 PM (lZVy/)

94
Have him disembark from AF1 using the Pinochet Stairs

"... that's funny, how come I never heard of the Pinochet Staaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiii ..."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 26, 2023 04:42 PM (xG4kz)

95 I've been told that Trump just talks about the steal, only turns off voters who might be open to him, and can't actually politic beyond being worshiped by true believers.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 04:37 PM (LvTSG)

I hear his breath stinks too!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 26, 2023 04:42 PM (xcxpd)

96 Off sock.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 04:42 PM (xTRSc)

97 Have they considered teaming up with Disney to make a killer military robot that looks and sounds like Biden?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes


ROBOCOOT: The Future in Law Enfarcement

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 26, 2023 04:42 PM (IG4Id)

98 Wonder if deepstate has plans for the third Wednesday in November?

Posted by: Eromero at September 26, 2023 04:43 PM (NxC5+)

99 If you want to reform Medicare to save it, then you want to push Grandma off a cliff.

We have the ads to prove it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 04:42 PM (LvTSG)
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Yup. Except that it has nothing to do with grandma and everything to do with our hopelessly corrupt medical system.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 04:43 PM (t0OGg)

100 "Yeah, stealing votes and voting blocks from the Democrats is such a loser move.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 26, 2023 04:34 PM (xcxpd)"

lol. He's not going to get their votes. And it's math. The demands make U.S. gas vehicles the most expensive in the world, plus they want a 32 hour work week. It's going to sink the entire industry.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 26, 2023 04:43 PM (PinD0)

101 The White House has announced a new strategy for getting Joe Biden off stage in the right direction after speaking.

They will strategically place a 6-year-old girl where they want him to go and she will giggle on cue.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 26, 2023 04:43 PM (lf83v)

102 If Trump has any brains, he'll focus on UAW members losing job to EV's all due to Dem's climate hysteria.

Posted by: WisRich at September 26, 2023 04:41 PM (G0vdT)

Which is what he has been doing

Posted by: It's me donna at September 26, 2023 04:43 PM (bs+z0)

103 Joe Potatohead doesn't need Social Security. Somehow he stumbled upon $50 million while he was a hard-working public servant.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 26, 2023 04:43 PM (guGkK)

104 And Ford was an actual star athlete, not a blowhard braggart that touched his daughter's privates more than any football.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 26, 2023 04:41 PM (OzHA0)

And he helped cover up evidence in the JFK assassination

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 26, 2023 04:43 PM (xcxpd)

105 It's hard to believe these hags get paid so much money to be so very stupid. And the worst part is they actually think they deep thinkers.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2023 04:43 PM (ZLI7S)

106
What dwarf tossing and dwarf bowling were to the 80s, grandma pushing will be to the 20s.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 26, 2023 04:43 PM (xG4kz)

107 Whoopi is not far off concerning Social Security.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 26, 2023 04:44 PM (ogTiX)

108 99 Yup. Except that it has nothing to do with grandma and everything to do with our hopelessly corrupt medical system.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 04:43 PM (t0OGg)

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That cannot be possible. It's the most regulated industry in America.

How can there be corruption in a heavily regulated industry?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 04:44 PM (LvTSG)

109 The Medicare bomb, by the way, is why I do not expect Social Security to get fixed. It just doesn't matter in comparison.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 04:45 PM (t0OGg)

110 61 They tried the short stairs on AF1. Not good enough.
Next they will install a little elevator to pop down out of bottom of the nose... or use a boom lift with a podium, great seal, and hand rails attached to it.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 26, 2023 04:36 PM (ga8qR)

The USAF. Marines and Navy all have a mission in transporting the President around, Air Force One, Marine One, etc. Give the Elevator that goes up and down to the new Space Force, and call it Space Force One.

Posted by: rd at September 26, 2023 04:45 PM (nADcy)

111
It's hard to believe these hags get paid so much money to be so very stupid. And the worst part is they actually think they deep thinkers.
Posted by: JackStraw


Oh, they'll be MUCH better when their writers return shortly!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 26, 2023 04:45 PM (xG4kz)

112 Lol... right on que. Story - what happens to social security payments when govt shuts down - obligatory picture of old lady using a walker

Posted by: A dude in MI at September 26, 2023 04:45 PM (/6GbT)

113 That cannot be possible. It's the most regulated industry in America.

How can there be corruption in a heavily regulated industry?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 04:44 PM (LvTSG)
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The mind fairly boggles.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 04:45 PM (t0OGg)

114 Medicare cannot be fixed, which is why it won't be. It will either be the bomb that blows up the government or there will be other means to address that particular problem.

In talking with LIVs one of the real issues in getting them to understand is that there is virtually an unlimited desire for "free" healthcare. So even ignoring the rampant corruption and inefficiencies in government healthcare you can't offer healthcare as "a right" because there isn't enough money in the world to pay for it.

This then leads to rationing where the government decides. Yes...like the people at the DMV.

And if you have to choose between "free government healthcare" where the government chooses who gets what and when or the old system where you get what you choose to pay for how the hell is the former "fair"?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 26, 2023 04:45 PM (XqcwY)

115 They keep debating his physical state as a way to keep people from debating his mental state.

Forget stairs. Have him hold a 45-minute press conference. He can sit, lie down, lay on the floor, whichever makes him most comfortable.

Let's see that.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 26, 2023 04:45 PM (KbCG3)

116 And he helped cover up evidence in the JFK assassination


Yep. But then, I think nearly all the Presidents since then (including Trump, if he did know the truth) have. Because they know that if the truth got out, all hell would break loose, and they might not be able to control it.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 04:45 PM (xTRSc)

117 And if you have to choose between "free government healthcare" where the government chooses who gets what and when or the old system where you get what you choose to pay for how the hell is the former "fair"?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 26, 2023 04:45 PM (XqcwY)
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You can have universal coverage or universal access. You cannot have both.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 04:46 PM (t0OGg)

118 Every video image that features the world class ugly hags on The View should come with one of those Twatter "sensitive" labels you have to click on to proceed.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 26, 2023 04:46 PM (mupln)

119 Joe ought to wear shorts and a hoodie.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2023 04:46 PM (63Dwl)

120 113 That cannot be possible. It's the most regulated industry in America.

How can there be corruption in a heavily regulated industry?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 04:44 PM (LvTSG)
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The mind fairly boggles.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 04:45 PM (t0OGg)

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You know what will help lower prices? Limiting the number of hospitals in a geographical area.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 04:46 PM (LvTSG)

121 Wasn't Whoopi supposed to go to Canada after Trump won?

I hear they embrace Nazis, so she should feel right at home, seeing as she believes the Holocaust was not about race.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 26, 2023 04:46 PM (lf83v)

122 Secret from whom, Axios?

Joe Biden.

Posted by: Axios at September 26, 2023 04:46 PM (ppBhU)

123 Whoopi is not far off concerning Social Security.
Posted by: Oglebay at September 26, 2023 04:44 PM (ogTiX)

Blind squirrel, nut...

Posted by: Disinformation Expert, Formerly Virginian at September 26, 2023 04:46 PM (N1DT3)

124
Forget stairs. Have him hold a 45-minute press conference. He can sit, lie down, lay on the floor, whichever makes him most comfortable.

Let's see that.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 26, 2023 04:45 PM (KbCG3

You mean not one of his ten minute ones with 5 pre-written questions and answers ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 26, 2023 04:46 PM (bs+z0)

125 You know what will help lower prices? Limiting the number of hospitals in a geographical area.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 04:46 PM (LvTSG)
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:: eye twitch ::

Don't get me started on CON laws.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 04:47 PM (t0OGg)

126 I don't know why the media is even bothering to report on Biden wearing tennis shoes. It's not a historic first for a sub-70 IQ imbecile politician. Patty Murray wore tennis shoes when she was running for the Senate the first time.

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at September 26, 2023 04:47 PM (gf7Ez)

127 But try running on cutting those programs and get into elected office.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 04:29 PM (LvTSG)

All the illegals will be sent home within 6 months including the "refugees" and the "dreamers". As part of their expulsion all property will be seized, and any company that was employing them will be fined 10K per instance. This money will be used to pay for Medicare/Caid and SS.


This is the right track.

Basically, before you start cutting benefits promised American citizens, who worked and saved , etc based on gov't promises.

Stop importing millions who instantly go on Medicaid and welfare, WIC etc. Cut the bennies for all illegals who are here. Take those immigrants who haven't actually worked and paid taxes for oh..say 25 years off both SS and Medicare.

Clean up the system. Cut back on gov't employees by 50%.

Stop send billions in foreign aid and graft-filled car-holes like Ukraine.

Do all of that, and even more. Then, let's talk about cutting SS and Medicare for old folks who were forced to live their lives under it's yoke and assumptions.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 26, 2023 04:47 PM (QzZeQ)

128 114 And if you have to choose between "free government healthcare" where the government chooses who gets what and when or the old system where you get what you choose to pay for how the hell is the former "fair"?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 26, 2023 04:45 PM (XqcwY)

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"But the NHS!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 04:47 PM (LvTSG)

129 They are ruining my hopes and dreams

Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2023 04:47 PM (fwDg9)

130 What does Joe Biden have in common with a Dalek?
Neither one can handle stairs.

Posted by: Chemist at September 26, 2023 04:47 PM (Mt252)

131 Don't get me started on CON laws.



What are those?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 04:47 PM (xTRSc)

132 Good thing those old bitch geniuses are not running the country.
We have virtually young bitch geniuses running the country.
And that's a lot better.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2023 04:48 PM (4DHSI)

133 You can have universal coverage or universal access. You cannot have both.

A friend of mine is going through this now.

She had health insurance and some money to pay for care since she is working but...ALL of the specialists she needs are booked out for months.

Thanks Obamacare! But at least spherical Guatemalans are getting Lipitor for free.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 26, 2023 04:48 PM (XqcwY)

134 Joe ought to wear shorts and a hoodie.
__________

People can see his diapers if he wears shorts.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 26, 2023 04:48 PM (lf83v)

135 I was proud of Joe Biden today, So proud. He actually showed up in person to tell the Striking UAW that he Fucked them over and says he is sorry and will put Harris on the job to end the strike.

Posted by: Mr. Creosote at September 26, 2023 04:48 PM (/Qz4j)

136 125 You know what will help lower prices? Limiting the number of hospitals in a geographical area.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 04:46 PM (LvTSG)
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:: eye twitch ::

Don't get me started on CON laws.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 04:47 PM (t0OGg)

=========

You know what will help get the doctor to focus on his patient? Having him spend more time filling out forms than treating patients.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 04:48 PM (LvTSG)

137 Lol... right on que. Story - what happens to social security payments when govt shuts down - obligatory picture of old lady using a walker
Posted by: A dude in MI at September 26, 2023 04:45 PM (/6GbT)

She can still get free catheters and a hove around at no cost to her though through Social Security.

Call 1-800-Old Moocher today!

Posted by: Grifting Medical Supply Co. Inc. at September 26, 2023 04:48 PM (0lY6Y)

138 And the single biggest short-term improvement for Social Security would be to eliminate disability fraud.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 04:49 PM (t0OGg)

139
:: places banana peel on lower ramp to Air Farce One ::

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 26, 2023 04:49 PM (enJYY)

140 "Forget stairs. Have him hold a 45-minute press conference. He can sit, lie down, lay on the floor, whichever makes him most comfortable."

Actually, a debate format that I would like to see is to have a 24 hour period, where each side can call out the other say, three times for an hour, with only a ten minute notice at any time day or night.

Ten minutes is probably less than the time a President would have to decide whether to retaliate with ICBM's after an enemy launch.

Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at September 26, 2023 04:49 PM (zSyrn)

141 They should just deploy the slide for Joetatoe. His shit stained pants would make it a really fast ride. Weeeeee!

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 26, 2023 04:50 PM (kzu4f)

142 >>Thanks Obamacare! But at least spherical Guatemalans are getting Lipitor for free.

Any analysis of our creaky welfare plans that doesn't include the 10 million or so new visitors is not going to be accurate and anyone who thinks they won't be getting benefits is dreaming.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2023 04:50 PM (ZLI7S)

143 138 And the single biggest short-term improvement for Social Security would be to eliminate disability fraud.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 04:49 PM (t0OGg)

=======

Telling an able-bodied American who is receiving money for being disabled that he can't collect that money anymore is just like pushing Grandma off a cliff.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 04:50 PM (LvTSG)

144 Well, the Canuck Reich didn't have any pyschs available in her area for 3 months. But they did recommend end of life counseling to her.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 26, 2023 04:41 PM (XqcwY)

————

You have depression? We see you’ve tried to commit suicide, but you suck at that too, just like everything else in your life. Here’s a handful of morphine pills, ya fuckin loser.

Posted by: Canadian Health Care at September 26, 2023 04:50 PM (u73oe)

145 137 Lol... right on que. Story - what happens to social security payments when govt shuts down - obligatory picture of old lady using a walker
Posted by: A dude in MI at September 26, 2023 04:45 PM (/6GbT)

Nothing will happen.. SS will still be paid out.. Contacting the actual dept. won't but it's pointless to do that anyway

Posted by: It's me donna at September 26, 2023 04:50 PM (bs+z0)

146 If the Government SHUTS DOWN the children and old ladies will starve and their BLOOD WILL BE ON McCarthy's HANDS !!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mr. Creosote at September 26, 2023 04:50 PM (/Qz4j)

147 Am I the only one who thinks that the word "futiley" looks really stupid?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 26, 2023 04:51 PM (lQONO)

148 124
Forget stairs. Have him hold a 45-minute press conference. He can sit, lie down, lay on the floor, whichever makes him most comfortable.
-----------

He can lie down on the floor and lecture like a Roman Emperor.
mats, robes and all
He and Jill can descend the stairs like Royalty. Step by step.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2023 04:51 PM (4DHSI)

149 This bikini brunette by the pool is pretty sure that Biden's mental competence is the right around the same level as his physical competence:
https://is.gd/KUaGcM

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 04:51 PM (t0OGg)

150 Stop send billions in foreign aid and graft-filled car-holes like Ukraine.


This is another one an opposition party would be hammering the Junta on.

Hold up a loaf of bread. "This price of food has doubled under this government. Why? In part they are sending the extra money you are paying in inflation to Ukraine. They say YOU can afford it. I say...THEY can afford to pay. If elected I'll ask Congress to donate for Ukrainian aid but veto any budget that takes YOUR money and gives it to Ukraine. "

Posted by: 18-1 at September 26, 2023 04:51 PM (XqcwY)

151 146 If the Government SHUTS DOWN the children and old ladies will starve and their BLOOD WILL BE ON McCarthy's HANDS !!!!!!!!
Posted by: Mr. Creosote at September 26, 2023 04:50 PM (/Qz4j)

========

"Good. He received the right talking points."
-Kevin McCarthy

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 04:52 PM (LvTSG)

152 I saw an invention that could help FJB. It's a kind of airbag vest that protects old people from falls.

https://i.___ur.com/YtIapHA.gifv

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 26, 2023 04:52 PM (9yUzE)

153 "With a physical therapist, Biden has been doing exercises to improve his balance as far back as November 2021."

Well, it sure is working because he appears as nimble as Jesse Owens out on the trail. Thank goodness he's exercising or who knows what we'd see.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 26, 2023 04:52 PM (aXxgO)

154 Point out that these are rich women who do not give a damn is Social Security fails. Social Security means nothing to them.

Posted by: tubal at September 26, 2023 04:52 PM (C5Ncp)

155 For those morons and 'ettes who like books...

Check out Jasper fforde's "Thursday Next" books, beginning with "The Eyre Affair." The more you know classic literature and Britishisms, the funnier you will find these.

In one of the later books, Thursday uncovers a government plot featuring an Ovinator. No spoilers. Just read.

PS. Mr. fforde refuses to sell the movie rights. He has passed on MILLIONS.

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at September 26, 2023 04:52 PM (goJt/)

156 I would love to see Biden trip and fall into Harris's Crotch and see him sniff it !!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mr. Creosote at September 26, 2023 04:52 PM (/Qz4j)

157 I know a few Government employees and they are all hoping for a shutdown knowing it will be basically a paid vacation.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 26, 2023 04:52 PM (9yUzE)

158 If you means test Social Security, you end it b/c then it's just welfare by another name.

If you want to "save" it, without destroying its original intent, which was to pay for the last years of one's life (b/c when it started, folks only lived to an average age of 65, so payouts weren't long for the vast majority of recipients), continue to increase the age of receipt another year every 5 years until you reach the American average age at death (or 1-2 years before it).

This is political suicide, but this saves the intent of the program at creation. It's not retiree vacation fund money...it's truly you are old and in bed permanently waiting to die money...

I'm not touching Medicare - that's a disaster (although it could be "saved" the same way)...

Posted by: Nova Local at September 26, 2023 04:52 PM (exHjb)

159 "Joe Biden can fall down 55 times, that's not going to make me think he can't do the job," she boasts.

Biden will accept this challenge whether he knows it or not.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 26, 2023 04:52 PM (ga8qR)

160 Am I the only one who thinks that the word "futiley" looks really stupid?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 26, 2023 04:51 PM (lQONO)


Wasn't that a TV show?

"The Life of Futiley"?

Posted by: naturalfake at September 26, 2023 04:53 PM (QzZeQ)

161 149 This bikini brunette by the pool is pretty sure that Biden's mental competence is the right around the same level as his physical competence:
https://is.gd/KUaGcM
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 04:51 PM (t0OGg)


I'm betting TJM says something about the boots...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 26, 2023 04:53 PM (PiwSw)

162 "Often without context, Republicans have used video clips of Biden looking confused about where to go after speeches to raise further questions about his age."

Dastardly Republicans pounce yet again!

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 26, 2023 04:53 PM (aXxgO)

163 "With a physical therapist, Biden has been doing exercises to improve his balance as far back as November 2021."
_________

But we were told he was fit. Fit people don't need to trained how to walk.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 26, 2023 04:53 PM (lf83v)

164 Sundowner has had more time off than any president I have read

Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2023 04:54 PM (fwDg9)

165 133 You can have universal coverage or universal access. You cannot have both.

A friend of mine is going through this now.
----------------------------

That's like policies that were outlawed in the '80s. Agents, amongst themselves, would say, 'it'll get you into a hospital', hahahahah.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2023 04:54 PM (4DHSI)

166 Biden will limp along until after the next election. His VP at that time will be our 10 year Jefe...

Posted by: tubal at September 26, 2023 04:54 PM (C5Ncp)

167 I can run faster and jump higher in my PF Flyers!

Posted by: Joey Shitspants at September 26, 2023 04:54 PM (gmo/4)

168 And he (Ford) helped cover up evidence in the JFK assassination
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 26, 2023 04:43 PM (xcxpd)

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An you blame Ford? Tell the truth? Oswald killed JFK on the orders of the Communist Cuba Regime in retaliation for trying to kill Castro?

The American People would have demanded invading Cuba. Russia comes to Cuba's aid, and Thermonuclear War is on! Remember that was when we had over a thousand B52s each with 12 - 20 MEGATONS of bombs on board and a 90% probability of putting them on target. Not to mention the thousands of "tactical" aircraft in Europe and Asia armed with smaller 1-2 Megaton weapons.

The world might have survived.

Damn right he lied!!!

Posted by: rd at September 26, 2023 04:54 PM (JaMKU)

169 The Views Hags are following character outlines that contractually require them to act stupid, right?

Posted by: Lost In Space at September 26, 2023 04:54 PM (x+TsJ)

170 109 The Medicare bomb, by the way, is why I do not expect Social Security to get fixed. It just doesn't matter in comparison.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 04:45 PM

We have a plan for both! We'll make Ukrainian citizens eligible, and then we'll HAVE to fund the programs fully!!

Posted by: Uniparty Elders at September 26, 2023 04:55 PM (JCZqz)

171 They should take a page from Mattress Girl and have him wear a air mattress on his back, and front

Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2023 04:55 PM (fwDg9)

172 If his PT puts Joe on a balance board it would be an assassination attempt.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 26, 2023 04:55 PM (ogTiX)

173 I propose that we save social security by creating an index fund that is comprised entirely by the aggregate total stock portfolios of every congressman. Whenever any congressman buys or sells a stock for themselves, they have to buy or sell the same stock in that index fund.

All social security funds are dumped into this index fund.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 26, 2023 04:55 PM (fKIdX)

174 "if Trump wins, the country will not survive it. That's a fact."

That sounds an awful lot like a threat, Joy.

Posted by: Guardian B at September 26, 2023 04:55 PM (emPdp)

175 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 04:51 PM (t0OGg)

Well at least she didn't have to shrug off her underwear to get a clue about politics.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2023 04:55 PM (RSbhh)

176 If you want to "save" it, without destroying its original intent, which was to pay for the last years of one's life (b/c when it started, folks only lived to an average age of 65, so payouts weren't long for the vast majority of recipients), continue to increase the age of receipt another year every 5 years until you reach the American average age at death (or 1-2 years before it).

This is political suicide, but this saves the intent of the program at creation. It's not retiree vacation fund money...it's truly you are old and in bed permanently waiting to die money...


It's a solid plan, except for one small caveat. Every penny saved by your plan will immediately be spent on gimmes for the parasite class.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 26, 2023 04:56 PM (I/Qkd)

177 Honk Honk!

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 26, 2023 04:56 PM (FCbAQ)

178 >>> 116 And he helped cover up evidence in the JFK assassination


Yep. But then, I think nearly all the Presidents since then (including Trump, if he did know the truth) have. Because they know that if the truth got out, all hell would break loose, and they might not be able to control it.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 04:45 PM (xTRSc)

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 26, 2023 04:56 PM (llON8)

179 If you means test Social Security, you end it b/c then it's just welfare by another name.

If you want to "save" it, without destroying its original intent, which was to pay for the last years of one's life (b/c when it started, folks only lived to an average age of 65, so payouts weren't long for the vast majority of recipients), continue to increase the age of receipt another year every 5 years until you reach the American average age at death (or 1-2 years before it). ...

I'm not touching Medicare - that's a disaster (although it could be "saved" the same way)...
Posted by: Nova Local at September 26, 2023 04:52 PM (exHjb)
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It's already welfare by another name. Legally, anyway. Social Security *is* a welfare program. They pretend it isn't with the annuity-style statements, etc., but that doesn't change the underlying legal reality. Politically, yes, saving Social Security is suicide. Mechanically, it's entirely possible - including a gradually ratcheting retirement age pinned to live expectancy (which will do a lot).

Medicare could not be saved the same way, because there is no limit to demand for it and no other way to provide the service.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 04:56 PM (t0OGg)

180 169 The Views Hags are following character outlines that contractually require them to act stupid, right?
Posted by: Lost In Space at September 26, 2023 04:54 PM (x+TsJ)

I think it comes naturally

Posted by: It's me donna at September 26, 2023 04:56 PM (bs+z0)

181 They should take a page from Mattress Girl and have him wear a air mattress on his back, and front

You know someone is telling the truth about being sexually assaulted when she turned around and makes a pron movie, staring herself, of it.

Kind of like Jean Carroll going on about how sexy Donald Trump raping her was.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 26, 2023 04:56 PM (XqcwY)

182 ALL of the specialists she needs are booked out for months

I've seen multiple examples of this. And good luck finding a primary care physician.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 26, 2023 04:56 PM (V8he0)

183 Damn right he lied!!!
_________

I can imagine this line being spoken by Col. Nathan R. Jessup.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 26, 2023 04:56 PM (lf83v)

184 It's a solid plan, except for one small caveat. Every penny saved by your plan will immediately be spent on gimmes for the parasite class.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 26, 2023 04:56 PM (I/Qkd)
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It already was.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 04:57 PM (t0OGg)

185 And here I thought the "secret" strategy of the White House was to intentionally collapse the American economy & society -- if not the entire West -- before Biden's expedited delivery to hell.

Unexpectedly, of course ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at September 26, 2023 04:57 PM (bgsHv)

186 Next, control spending. Restrict and means-test benefits for people under 40 (yeah, they get fucked - but that's true anyway and it's unavoidable). Raise the retirement age at all steps by two years for people under 45 or 50 (yeah, they get fucked). Possibly means test it for those over the age of 40 on an ongoing basis (maybe for those with more than some amount of regular retirement income from other sources).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 04:40 PM (t0OGg)

I don't understand how that fixes anything.

The fundamental problem is that it relies on payroll taxes from people currently working, to give paychecks to people who are either disabled or elderly and are no longer working.

Even if you increase the payroll taxes going in, and kick out a bunch of people getting paid out, the fundamental design of the system is still unsustainable.

Any "solution" like that just pisses off a lot of people and kicks the can down the road a bit.

You need to maintain a stable ratio of people in the work force to retirees in order for it to be "sustainable."

But that is not possible. Government cannot (directly) control birth rates and death rates.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 26, 2023 04:57 PM (mj0Qp)

187 "Joy declares that it's better Biden gets reelected and "dies in office" because "the country will survive it, but if Trump wins, the country will not survive it. That's a fact."

Welp, I'm convinced. That's just the frontier gibberish that everyone needed to hear.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 26, 2023 04:57 PM (aXxgO)

188 ALL of the specialists she needs are booked out for months


I don't really use Medicare, and I have the same problem. It's pretty universal now, unless you have a concierge service.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 26, 2023 04:58 PM (I/Qkd)

189 Hot news @TheNewsTrending 1h
Target said Tuesday that it will close nine stores in major cities across the country, citing violence, theft, and organized retail crime.

The company will close one store in New York City’s Harlem neighborhood, two locations in Seattle, three stores in the San Francisco-Oakland area, and three more in Portland, Oregon. The discounter said it will shutter the stores for good on Oct. 21

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 26, 2023 04:58 PM (krqg6)

190 178 You say that like it's a bad thing.



I'm not saying it would be a bad thing, Helena.

But TPTB would certainly see it as a bad thing.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 04:58 PM (xTRSc)

191 I think every man who is considering getting married should be required to watch The View.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 26, 2023 04:58 PM (lf83v)

192 You oldsters there oughta think about the greater good of the clan and toss yourself off that cliff edge over there and fall away to the rocky shoreline hundreds of feet below.

Posted by: Norsemen at September 26, 2023 04:58 PM (4I/2K)

193 If Cuba killed Kennedy there would be know need to hide the documents for the last 60 years.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2023 04:58 PM (ZLI7S)

194 If Cuba was behind the assassination of JFK there is little reason not to release all the files since the end of the cold war.

The only reasons to not release the all the documents are:

1) They show rank government incompetence
2) They show the CIA was involved
3) They show LBJ was was involved

I'd go with #1...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 26, 2023 04:58 PM (XqcwY)

195 I don't understand how that fixes anything.

The fundamental problem is that it relies on payroll taxes from people currently working, to give paychecks to people who are either disabled or elderly and are no longer working. ...
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 26, 2023 04:57 PM (mj0Qp)
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If you make it cheap enough - and increasing the retirement age and cutting down on disability fraud are the easiest ways to do it - then it stops being a problem. No, it does not "pay for itself" like the Ponzi scheme version of it does, but it can be made affordable within the confines of the federal budget.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 04:58 PM (t0OGg)

196 "bUt SeNoIrS WiLl StArVe~!"

@JakeSherman 6m
NEW -- SENATE CR includes $4.5 billion for Ukraine

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 26, 2023 04:59 PM (IG4Id)

197 It can't be comfortable having a full wedgie all afternoon.
But we can help!

Posted by: Skid Mark Remover Ltd. at September 26, 2023 04:59 PM (v0R5T)

198 "With a physical therapist, Biden has been doing exercises to improve his balance as far back as November 2021."
_________

But we were told he was fit. Fit people don't need to trained how to walk.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

I am half convinced then goal is to make sure he can stand without falling over.

Posted by: Lost In Space at September 26, 2023 04:59 PM (x+TsJ)

199 >>>I'm not touching Medicare - that's a disaster (although it could be "saved" the same way)...

Posted by: Nova Local
-----------------------------

How much better off would this Ponzi scheme be if the money collected since 1964 was put into a secure fund or interest bearing account, instead of LBJ's general fund, would it be?

Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2023 04:59 PM (4DHSI)

200
But that is not possible. Government cannot (directly) control birth rates and death rates.


We're willing to try.

Posted by: Government at September 26, 2023 04:59 PM (I/Qkd)

201 Still better than a literal Nazi who wants to kill all gay people.
- 99% of Democrats

Posted by: Montec at September 26, 2023 04:59 PM (jNncL)

202 The company will close one store in New York City’s Harlem neighborhood, two locations in Seattle, three stores in the San Francisco-Oakland area, and three more in Portland, Oregon. The discounter said it will shutter the stores for good on Oct. 21
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 26, 2023 04:58 PM (krqg6)
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Hmmmmm. Only the NYC city store stands out, and even then only barely.

It's almost like crime is legal there!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 04:59 PM (t0OGg)

203 Maybe SS should have been designed to pay you based on how many children you had.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 26, 2023 05:00 PM (aD39U)

204 You oldsters there oughta think about the greater good of the clan and toss yourself off that cliff edge over there and fall away to the rocky shoreline hundreds of feet below.
_________

But then who will administer the Narcan to the youngsters and pay for their rehab?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 26, 2023 05:00 PM (lf83v)

205 But that is not possible. Government cannot (directly) control birth rates and death rates.


Directly? No.

But between Big Gay/Feminism on the one hand and the clot shot on the other they seem to be doing a bang up job of doing it indirectly.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 26, 2023 05:00 PM (XqcwY)

206 >>I'd go with #1...

I'm going with Door Number 2.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2023 05:00 PM (ZLI7S)

207 saw an invention that could help FJB. It's a kind of airbag vest that protects old people from falls.

I know a young guy who was out on his crotch rocket doing stupid young guy stuff when he took a spill. Something like that kept him from injury.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 26, 2023 05:01 PM (VdGjU)

208 The WSJ has a couple of opinion pieces from yesterday that are in areas not often covered but possible points of new difficulties.

The problem is AGs going into jurisdictions are are not theirs in the name of reigning in consulting firms for non-profits.


Political Lawfare May Get ‘Hobbesian’
The District of Columbia Attorney General threatens state sovereignty at the bidding of the left.

They also warn that this wouldn’t be “limited to explicitly political advocacy groups. Once the dam breaks, we and our successors will be under intense pressure to investigate the inner workings of every abortion advocacy group, every immigration advocacy group, every environmental advocacy group.” The result could be “lawfare run amok.”


Posted by: Neo at September 26, 2023 05:01 PM (RovqD)

209
Medicare is for people with no means. They charge like 20% for every procedure that gets billed. You incur a $1,000 expense, get ready to write a check for $200 bucks. So who has Medicare? Only the people who Medicare can't collect a cent from.

Get Medicare Advantage and stay healthy. Save a lot of money. Do not pass Go or pay $200.00 for anything.

But there's absolutely no guarantee you'll be enrolled in an Advantage plan next year if you abuse their system. What a concept.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 26, 2023 05:01 PM (enJYY)

210 Notice they are using the short ladder on Air Farce One? Ot the usual external ladder that reaches two stories up to the normal AF1 passenger exit hatch?

Remember when Obama visited China, and the Chinese humiliated him by making President Obama use the short stairs?

Now we need to use them for Geriatric Sponge Brain Shits Pants Biden.

Posted by: rd at September 26, 2023 05:01 PM (QwrXP)

211 This bikini brunette by the pool is pretty sure that Biden's mental competence is the right around the same level as his physical competence:
https://is.gd/KUaGcM
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 04:51 PM (t0OGg)

I'm betting TJM says something about the boots...
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 26, 2023 04:53 PM (PiwSw)


Huh.

Is Burberry making cowboy boots now?

Posted by: naturalfake at September 26, 2023 05:01 PM (QzZeQ)

212 >>> 190
==
I'm not saying it would be a bad thing, Helena.

But TPTB would certainly see it as a bad thing.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 04:58 PM (xTRSc)



"The peasants are revolting!"

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 26, 2023 05:01 PM (llON8)

213 How much better off would this Ponzi scheme be if the money collected since 1964 was put into a secure fund or interest bearing account, instead of LBJ's general fund, would it be?
Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2023 04:59 PM (4DHSI)
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Not much. The underlying problem with Medicare - besides its tax rate, which has *never* been adequate - is the costs associated with the medical system overall. Medicare was a bad program from a fiscal standpoint, but it is also the largest victim of the out-of-control (from a cost standpoint) medical system - a system that was, of course, directly enabled and partially created by government.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 05:01 PM (t0OGg)

214 But that is not possible. Government cannot (directly) control birth rates and death rates.
________

Really?

Posted by: The Third Reich at September 26, 2023 05:01 PM (lf83v)

215 I wonder if Jeff Bezos is partially behind the rise in thefts at Target stores. Target shoppers will just order their crap online.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 26, 2023 05:01 PM (b7MbH)

216 Bring back The Knight of the Codpiece honors.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 26, 2023 05:02 PM (aD39U)

217 I can fall 50 times.

Posted by: Cool Hand Joe at September 26, 2023 05:02 PM (4I/2K)

218 An you blame Ford? Tell the truth? Oswald killed JFK on the orders of the Communist Cuba Regime in retaliation for trying to kill Castro?

The American People would have demanded invading Cuba. Russia comes to Cuba's aid, and Thermonuclear War is on! Remember that was when we had over a thousand B52s each with 12 - 20 MEGATONS of bombs on board and a 90% probability of putting them on target. Not to mention the thousands of "tactical" aircraft in Europe and Asia armed with smaller 1-2 Megaton weapons.

The world might have survived.

Damn right he lied!!!
Posted by: rd at September 26, 2023 04:54 PM (JaMKU)

Ok, you're drunk and overstimulated. Go lie down a while and come back and think about what you wrote.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 26, 2023 05:02 PM (xcxpd)

219 1960's, Cubans and CIA were hand in glove.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2023 05:02 PM (4DHSI)

220 NEW -- SENATE CR includes $4.5 billion for Ukraine
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 26, 2023 04:59 PM (IG4Id)
.......

For what exactly, Mitch? Please be specific.

Posted by: wth at September 26, 2023 05:02 PM (v0R5T)

221 Medicare is for people with no means. They charge like 20% for every procedure that gets billed. You incur a $1,000 expense, get ready to write a check for $200 bucks. So who has Medicare? Only the people who Medicare can't collect a cent from.

Get Medicare Advantage and stay healthy. Save a lot of money. Do not pass Go or pay $200.00 for anything.


Isn't that Medicaid?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 26, 2023 05:02 PM (I/Qkd)

222 IIRC, the average American life expectancy today is something like 76 for males and 83 for females.

However, for those who survive to age 65, their life expectancy increases to something like 83 for males and 88 females.

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at September 26, 2023 05:02 PM (wg6Ly)

223 Maybe SS should have been designed to pay you based on how many children you had.

People respond to incentives. At least ones that have significant impacts on their lives.

I suspect this would have been one of those.

I've been arguing for a while that the child credit in taxes shouldn't be some nominal increase in your deduction but something like 1 kid, TOTAL taxes paid goes down 33%, two 50%, three 62%...etc.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 26, 2023 05:02 PM (XqcwY)

224 Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 26, 2023 04:58 PM (lf83v)

Why? We have any number of posters here who are married to nice, conservative women.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2023 05:02 PM (RSbhh)

225 I can fall 50 times.


It's a nice round number.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 05:03 PM (xTRSc)

226 "The peasants are revolting!"
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 26, 2023 05:01 PM (llON

They stink on ice!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 26, 2023 05:03 PM (4I/2K)

227 >>>boats and boobs
https://youtu.be/-9_udccBJLs
Posted by: DaveA at September 26, 2023

You had me at "and boobs."

Posted by: ace at September 26, 2023 05:03 PM (KRtlO)

228 I absolutely despise Axios with their “Why it matters:” bullshit. They obviously cater to the dumbest people in the country.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 26, 2023 05:03 PM (JTwsP)

229 Old, white, married - would not bang:

https://tinyurl.com/r4nah6a6

Posted by: Boswell at September 26, 2023 05:03 PM (K+UlC)

230 >>> 220 NEW -- SENATE CR includes $4.5 billion for Ukraine
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 26, 2023 04:59 PM (IG4Id)
.......

For what exactly, Mitch? Please be specific.
Posted by: wth at September 26, 2023 05:02 PM (v0R5T)

10% for the big guy!

...does anyone remember who that is??

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 26, 2023 05:03 PM (llON8)

231 Hell yeah!!!
- Mormons and Muslims

Posted by: Montec at September 26, 2023 05:03 PM (jNncL)

232 The peasants are revolting!"
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 26, 2023 05:01 PM

You said it. They stink on ice!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 26, 2023 05:03 PM (aQy7p)

233 This bikini brunette by the pool is pretty sure that Biden's mental competence is the right around the same level as his physical competence:
https://is.gd/KUaGcM
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 04:51 PM (t0OGg)

She looks to be very analytical in that regard.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 26, 2023 05:03 PM (BdMk6)

234 OT but important COVID topic...the Left previously said you were dumb not to get the vaccine, or using other drugs put you at risk. Now, they're escalating, and say using other drugs puts everyone at risk.

The Guardian: Use of antiviral may be fuelling evolution of Covid, scientists say. Molnupiravir, which is also sold under the brand name Lagevrio, is designed to mutate coronavirus to destruction, but researchers found evidence that the virus can sometimes survive the treatment, leading to mutated versions that occasionally spread to other people.

If only they could slow down the transmission of the virus. Some kind of barrier? a facemask maybe?

WHY DO YOU HATE FREEDOM!!!!!!!!1!! Everything I've seen confirms that the societal priority is to deny the effectiveness of masks or, really, of any preventative measure whatsoever, so that we can keep the money river flowing into billionaires' pockets regardless of the human cost.

Sweet lefty art image of anti-vaxxers as lemmings, leaping off a cliff. https://tinyurl.com/ycyzn5ab

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 26, 2023 05:04 PM (JCZqz)

235 Am I the only one who thinks that the word "futiley" looks really stupid?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
---
*prohibility has entered the chat*

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 26, 2023 05:04 PM (aBJcM)

236 The only reasons to not release the all the documents are:

1) They show rank government incompetence
2) They show the CIA was involved
3) They show LBJ was was involved

I'd go with #1...


I'm thinking the documents show atrocious incompetence and ENORMOUS malfeasance when it comes to following up on obvious leads that point to number two.

I don't have any faith that their investigation actually followed the evidence when it pointed inward at our own agencies.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 26, 2023 05:04 PM (R38qh)

237 Maybe SS should have been designed to pay you based on how many children you had.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)


1. It should have only paid out to someone who paid in for 20 years.
2. It should have included a private investment component.
3. It should have spun into a public/private corp that has zero contact with Congress.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 26, 2023 05:05 PM (IG4Id)

238 Sweet lefty art image of anti-vaxxers as lemmings, leaping off a cliff. https://tinyurl.com/ycyzn5ab
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 26, 2023 05:04 PM (JCZqz)

LOL.. More like Vaxers

Posted by: It's me donna at September 26, 2023 05:05 PM (bs+z0)

239 ", continue to increase the age of receipt another year every 5 years until you reach the American average age at death (or 1-2 years before it)."

To make that more acceptable advance the age a week for every month that passes, instead of having a big jump every five years. This way, social security would be walking away from younger people rather than make a sprint every five years.

Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at September 26, 2023 05:06 PM (zSyrn)

240 I think every man who is considering getting married should be required to watch The View.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 26, 2023 04:58 PM (lf83v)
.......

Abandon all hope ye who enter here...

Posted by: wth at September 26, 2023 05:06 PM (v0R5T)

241 >>>. Medicare was a bad program from a fiscal standpoint, but it is also the largest victim of the out-of-control (from a cost standpoint) medical system - a system that was, of course, directly enabled and partially created by government.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) a
--------------------------------------

I was speaking of SS.

Medicare, like Federal loans to college students, is an invitation to corruption and bloat. Taking away Medicare now would be a bomb. Correcting the bloat an unfathomable task.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2023 05:06 PM (4DHSI)

242 3. It should have spun into a public/private corp that has zero contact with Congress.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 26, 2023 05:05 PM (IG4Id)



But ... it's a giant pot of moneyyyyyy.

Posted by: Your Congressman at September 26, 2023 05:06 PM (aD39U)

243 >>>228 I absolutely despise Axios with their “Why it matters:” bullshit. They obviously cater to the dumbest people in the country.

Andrew Stiles of the Free Beacon parodies this wonderfully.

Posted by: ace at September 26, 2023 05:06 PM (KRtlO)

244 238 Sweet lefty art image of anti-vaxxers as lemmings, leaping off a cliff. https://tinyurl.com/ycyzn5ab
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 26, 2023 05:04 PM (JCZqz)

LOL.. More like Vaxers
Posted by: It's me donna at September 26, 2023 05:05 PM

Sure, it's stupid, but at least it's kinda funny. Well executed, understandable, and pleasing to look at. Most lefty political cartoons and art are ugly and stupid.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 26, 2023 05:07 PM (JCZqz)

245 Medicare, like Federal loans to college students, is an invitation to corruption and bloat. Taking away Medicare now would be a bomb. Correcting the bloat an unfathomable task.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2023 05:06 PM (4DHSI)
++++
Yup, which is why it won't happen.

Well, actually, it will be reformed to prevent the federal government from collapsing - but nobody will like the outcome.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 05:07 PM (t0OGg)

246 It should have spun into a public/private corp that has zero contact with Congress.


Not possible. Congress would find a way to get its dirty hands on it even if were stored deep inside a glacier in Enderby Land.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 05:07 PM (xTRSc)

247 224 Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 26, 2023 04:58 PM (lf83v)

Why? We have any number of posters here who are married to nice, conservative women.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2023 05:02 PM (RSbhh)

My wife is more obstreperous about anti-woke than I, Fen... she gets allll worked up about things...

Posted by: tubal at September 26, 2023 05:08 PM (C5Ncp)

248 I wonder if Jeff Bezos is partially behind the rise in thefts at Target stores. Target shoppers will just order their crap online.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 26, 2023 05:01 PM (b7MbH)

======

Target pays for all the crap stolen from their stores.

And when the porch pirates steal the package from you? Who pays? Not Amazon. Ot the USPS or UPS. You do.

Posted by: rd at September 26, 2023 05:08 PM (Ue8lD)

249 Get Medicare Advantage and stay healthy. Save a lot of money. Do not pass Go or pay $200.00 for anything.
-------------------------

That's a crock.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2023 05:08 PM (4DHSI)

250
What's Happening: My dick is getting hard.

Why It Matters: If I don't get some sweet relief, I think I'll explode.

What Comes Next: Howzabout you lend me your hot mouf?

Posted by: Axios tryng to get a beejer at September 26, 2023 05:08 PM (KRtlO)

251 boats and boobs

https://youtu.be/-9_udccBJLs
Posted by: DaveA at September 26, 2023 04:28 PM (FhXTo)
++++
It is possible to over-monetize. They have found that threshold. Way too many interstitials.

Pretty lady with nice cans, though.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 05:08 PM (t0OGg)

252 Whores. . . . . also probably being daughters and sons of whores. . .(are) these MSM pervs and cretins

Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat Bastards & MSM InfoWhores at September 26, 2023 05:08 PM (5DfsO)

253 A story popped up recently about a woman in Canada who experienced suicidal ideation...so she tried to use her "free" healthcare to get a pysch.

Well, the Canuck Reich didn't have any pyschs available in her area for 3 months. But they did recommend end of life counseling to her.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 26, 2023 04:41 PM


I volunteer at one of these places. Is the woman you refer to Polish by any chance? I would be glad to help. It would "seem like old times" as you say.

Posted by: Yaroslav Hunka at September 26, 2023 05:09 PM (xttsV)

254 >>>235 Am I the only one who thinks that the word "futiley" looks really stupid?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


I did notice that. a lot of -ly words are clumsy.

Posted by: ace at September 26, 2023 05:09 PM (KRtlO)

255 The way SS and Medicare is “solved” is by making it a full on welfare program. Did you save for 40 years while living a modest lifestyle and have a nice nest egg? Fuck you asshole you're too rich to qualify. Did you save nothing and life a lavish lifestyle for 40 years? Here you go sir, $3500 a month SS and free health insurance.

Posted by: Montec at September 26, 2023 05:09 PM (jNncL)

256 I meant she gets mad at the Wokesters... obviously smarter and more literate too... sheesh. Time to call it a day..

Posted by: tubal at September 26, 2023 05:09 PM (C5Ncp)

257 What's Happening: My dick is getting hard.

Why It Matters: If I don't get some sweet relief, I think I'll explode.

What Comes Next: Howzabout you lend me your hot mouf?
Posted by: Axios tryng to get a beejer at September 26, 2023 05:08 PM

One of us is doing it wrong...I always found the explosion WAS the relief.

Posted by: Perv Moron at September 26, 2023 05:10 PM (JCZqz)

258 The welfare mother having her 4th baby, she's the one who deserves that money being wasted on people who paid in to the system.

Posted by: Eromero at September 26, 2023 05:10 PM (NxC5+)

259 A while back: The clot shot stops the transmission of COVID. End of Story. That's why we have to mandate it!

Then: The clot shot will stop you from getting really sick from COVID. Do you really want to get really sick unlike all those people that got the clot shot?!?

Now: The clot shot is not right for everyone, ask your doctor if it is right for you

Posted by: 18-1 at September 26, 2023 05:10 PM (XqcwY)

260 I have never watched the View, but Joy Behar is flat out fugly. Inside and outside there is nothing pleasant about her. She probably smells bad too.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 26, 2023 05:10 PM (cot+J)

261 Read my bullet points

I'm mentally challenged that is why I like this blog.


Posted by: Grandpa bullet point at September 26, 2023 05:10 PM (s9TOl)

262 I did notice that. a lot of -ly words are clumsy.


This site is cruelly, in an Acely kind of way.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 05:10 PM (xTRSc)

263 However, for those who survive to age 65, their life expectancy increases to something like 83 for males and 88 females.
Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at September 26, 2023 05:02 PM (wg6Ly)

Woohoo! Eight more years! Eight more years!

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 26, 2023 05:10 PM (BdMk6)

264 Am I the only one who thinks that the word "futiley" looks really stupid?

Have you ever wondered if maybe our solar system is just an atom in some giant's toenail?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 26, 2023 05:10 PM (aD39U)

265 243 >>>228 I absolutely despise Axios with their “Why it matters:” bullshit. They obviously cater to the dumbest people in the country.

Andrew Stiles of the Free Beacon parodies this wonderfully.
Posted by: ace at September 26, 2023 05:06 PM (KRtlO)

The most perfect real-time example of this was when Colbert announced that Trump had fired Comey and his audience clapped before being told they were wrong to be clapping.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 26, 2023 05:11 PM (KbCG3)

266
Isn't that Medicaid?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 26, 2023 05:02 PM


Medicaid is for people not yet old enough to collect Medicare who have never provided much more then a single dime to Medicare. Leeches. Not the medicinal kind who suck blood out of unhealthy tissue. The kind who suck the blood out of a system never designed for blood-sucking leeches and seek to destroy it. Because. Reasons.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 26, 2023 05:11 PM (enJYY)

267 Did you save nothing and life a lavish lifestyle for 40 years? Here you go sir, $3500 a month SS and free health insurance.

This...sounds familiar.

Posted by: Aesop thinking of some bugs at September 26, 2023 05:11 PM (XqcwY)

268 I did notice that. a lot of -ly words are clumsy.


The site is also clumsly.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 05:11 PM (xTRSc)

269 >>Medicare is for people with no means. They charge like 20% for every procedure that gets billed. You incur a $1,000 expense, get ready to write a check for $200 bucks. So who has Medicare? Only the people who Medicare can't collect a cent from.
___

No, Medicaid is for poor people, Medicare is for old people.

And eliminating fraud from the Social Security disability program is not the huge saver you may think it is. At least for the last ten years, it's been very difficult to get approved.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at September 26, 2023 05:12 PM (bNf8H)

270 Well, actually, it will be reformed to prevent the federal government from collapsing - but nobody will like the outcome.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
-----------------------------

Pull a Mussolini, take CMS out back and shoot it then reset the whole billing and payment scale. WAIT. You have to take the lawyers out back too.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2023 05:12 PM (4DHSI)

271 Well, Joy Behar is six weeks older than Joe Biden, and she's probably taking this personally.

[Wow, even their names are similar...]

Anyway, I guess a broken hip for Joe is inevitable. And maybe for Joy as well.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 26, 2023 05:12 PM (Mzdiz)

272 Medicaid: free shit for the poors

Medicare: free shit for the olds

Posted by: Montec at September 26, 2023 05:12 PM (jNncL)

273 No, Medicaid is for poor people, Medicare is for old people.


Mediterranean is for Earth People.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 05:13 PM (xTRSc)

274 I couldn't get depressed enough to use a Trudeau euthanasia clinic. No way. Uh uh, no way.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 26, 2023 05:13 PM (VdGjU)

275 >>>The site is also clumsly.

name three common words that end in -ly that are NOT adverbs.

Posted by: ace at September 26, 2023 05:13 PM (KRtlO)

276 > And eliminating fraud from the Social Security disability program is not the huge saver you may think it is.

The above sentence has nothing to do with the below sentence.

> At least for the last ten years, it's been very difficult to get approved.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 26, 2023 05:13 PM (R38qh)

277 Surly?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 26, 2023 05:13 PM (aD39U)

278 272 Medicaid: free shit for the poors

Medicare: free shit for the olds

Posted by: Montec at September 26, 2023 05:12 PM (jNncL)


Free... that's funny.

Posted by: tubal at September 26, 2023 05:14 PM (C5Ncp)

279 Curly.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 26, 2023 05:14 PM (aD39U)

280 And eliminating fraud from the Social Security disability program is not the huge saver you may think it is. At least for the last ten years, it's been very difficult to get approved.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at September 26, 2023 05:12 PM (bNf8H)
++++
It depends on who you are. Disability fraud is rampant, and the best way to do it is to be on welfare. If you are, your state will probably pay a "navigator" to help you commit disability fraud.

Welfare programs are, at least in part state-funded. Disability is federal. Every single person a state can move off the welfare rolls and onto the disability rolls is a net savings for the state.

If you're actually disabled and not on welfare, then yeah - it is often a nightmare. If you have your state batting for you, though, it helps clear the way.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 05:14 PM (t0OGg)

281 One pasta, and one pasta only, Fusilli.

Posted by: Captain Rigatoni at September 26, 2023 05:14 PM (4I/2K)

282
Axios: Politico for Kidz!

Posted by: ace at September 26, 2023 05:14 PM (KRtlO)

283 260 JoyLess BeWhore is the visual used to explain itchy burning rectal piles

Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat Bastards & MSM InfoWhores at September 26, 2023 05:14 PM (5DfsO)

284
I had a cousin who lost his job because they outsourced it.

Ended up on some BS SSDI claim.

This is one of the reasons the whole, "We'll save money outsourcing/bringing in illegals" is so stupid. The people that used to do those jobs don't disappear. Yes in some cases they get a different job but in many they just end up on government aid of some sort...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 26, 2023 05:14 PM (XqcwY)

285 @RepJamesComer

🚨BREAKING🚨

I just subpoenaed & obtained two bank wires revealing Hunter Biden received payments originating from Beijing in 2019 when Joe Biden was running for President.

Joe Biden’s Delaware home is listed as the beneficiary address for both money wires from China.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2023 05:14 PM (ZLI7S)

286 >>>279 Curly

there's one, I wan't thinking of that one

i can think of four others

Posted by: ace at September 26, 2023 05:14 PM (KRtlO)

287 Axios: Politico for Kidz!
Posted by: ace at September 26, 2023 05:14 PM (KRtlO)



IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) in before BEN at September 26, 2023 05:14 PM (aD39U)

288 name three common words that end in -ly that are NOT adverbs.

ally;
dally;
shapely.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 05:15 PM (xTRSc)

289 236 The only reasons to not release the all the documents are:

1) They show rank government incompetence
2) They show the CIA was involved
3) They show LBJ was was involved

I'd go with #1...

I'm thinking the documents show atrocious incompetence and ENORMOUS malfeasance when it comes to following up on obvious leads that point to number two.

I don't have any faith that their investigation actually followed the evidence when it pointed inward at our own agencies.
Posted by: bonhomme
_________

I would add the FBI to #2.

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at September 26, 2023 05:15 PM (gf7Ez)

290 Posted by: tubal at September 26, 2023 05:08 PM (C5Ncp)

It's o.k to get worked up. The implication from the previous poster is that al olderl women turn out to be Joe Behar and Whoppi Goldberg. They don't.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2023 05:15 PM (RSbhh)

291 > name three common words that end in -ly that are NOT adverbs.

Ugly, Costly, Likely

Posted by: bonhomme at September 26, 2023 05:15 PM (R38qh)

292 Axios: Politico for Kidz!
Posted by: ace at September 26, 2023 05:14 PM (KRtlO)
++++
LOL

Dumb kids.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 05:15 PM (t0OGg)

293 >>>277 Surly?

that's a good one. I also didn't think of that one.

Posted by: ace at September 26, 2023 05:15 PM (KRtlO)

294 230 >>> 220 NEW -- SENATE CR includes $4.5 billion for Ukraine
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 26, 2023 04:59 PM (IG4Id)
.......

For what exactly, Mitch? Please be specific.
Posted by: wth at September 26, 2023 05:02 PM (v0R5T)

10% for the big guy!

...does anyone remember who that is??
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 26, 2023 05:03 PM (llON

++++++++

Lots of Senators and Representatives want their own pice of the pie. Lots of Ukrainians, Europeans, and Americans need their share as they wash and launder the money back to the US Congress.

If 25% actually does anything good in Ukraine? It will be a miracle!

Posted by: rd at September 26, 2023 05:15 PM (q4v/V)

295 I couldn't get depressed enough to use a Trudeau euthanasia clinic. No way. Uh uh, no way.
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 26, 2023 05:13 PM


We would provide help. We have trains.

Posted by: Yaroslav Hunka at September 26, 2023 05:15 PM (xttsV)

296 "Zoom in: Some senior Democrats privately have been frustrated with Biden's advance team for months, citing the sandbag incident and noting that the president often appears not to know which direction to go after he speaks at a podium."


I am not going to respond to hearsay attributed to unnamed persons. I'm just not. But look, look, President Biden's advance team is the most diverse Presidential advance team ever! This is a history-making advance team! This matters! This MATTERS! OK, I'm going to move on to someone else.

Posted by: Karine John-Peter at September 26, 2023 05:15 PM (5fDan)

297 boats and boobs

https://youtu.be/-9_udccBJLs
Posted by: DaveA at September 26, 2023 04:28 PM (FhXTo)

Yay, busty Asian

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at September 26, 2023 05:16 PM (ufFY8)

298 >>ally;
dally;
shapely

more I didn't think of. I'm thinking of adjectives.

Posted by: ace at September 26, 2023 05:16 PM (KRtlO)

299 The average age of death in the USA is around 74. Maybe 75.

You bump up the age of SS and Medicare for new folks coming onto the programs to about 72-73. (over time obviously).

And the program is pretty much where it is supposed to be.

You clean out the illegals from the rolls. Stop wasting money on silly crap like the Ukraine, etc, etc.

And in a few years things are manageable.

But, we also need a roaring economy to keep everything running, which means we can't have the destroy energy production, destroy business, ship out jobs nonsense of Bidenomics or any other Democrat inspired economics.

Honestly, I find it weird that the first thing out of "reformers" mouths is always strip benefits from the elderly who have lived properly under the system.
It seems like there's another "personal agenda" at play here than handling all the other myriad of gov't waste issues than blaming "greedy oldsters".

Posted by: naturalfake at September 26, 2023 05:16 PM (QzZeQ)

300 Here you go sir, $3500 a month SS and free health insurance.

$3500? As if!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at September 26, 2023 05:16 PM (Z8fMF)

301 Also, belly and gully.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 05:16 PM (xTRSc)

302 Biden spent 12 minutes on the UAW picket line, which is 12 more minutes than he spent in East Palestine or on the Border...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 26, 2023 05:16 PM (TGPs7)

303 "Some senior Democrats privately have been frustrated with Biden's advance team for months, citing the sandbag incident"

I was sandbagged!

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at September 26, 2023 05:16 PM (Mzdiz)

304 >>>Ugly, Costly, Likely

good. ugly was one I was thinking of.

also: Only, Lonely, homely

Posted by: ace at September 26, 2023 05:16 PM (KRtlO)

305 246 It should have spun into a public/private corp that has zero contact with Congress.


Not possible. Congress would find a way to get its dirty hands on it even if were stored deep inside a glacier in Enderby Land.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 05:07 PM
I learned how government works in 1972 when I read Captains and the Kings by Taylor Caldwell.

Posted by: Eromero at September 26, 2023 05:17 PM (NxC5+)

306

It may be hard to get approved for white law abiding straight males getting money. But if you’re a POC or a lgbtqxyzabc123 it’s rubber stamped.

Posted by: Montec at September 26, 2023 05:17 PM (jNncL)

307 folly

Posted by: ace at September 26, 2023 05:18 PM (KRtlO)

308 Paid in for well over 20 years, show me where johnny come lately gets $3500.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at September 26, 2023 05:18 PM (Z8fMF)

309 jolly

Posted by: ace at September 26, 2023 05:18 PM (KRtlO)

310 jelly

smelly

Posted by: ace at September 26, 2023 05:18 PM (KRtlO)

311 i guess there are a lot of them.

Posted by: ace at September 26, 2023 05:18 PM (KRtlO)

312 Golly

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 26, 2023 05:19 PM (JTwsP)

313 255 The way SS and Medicare is “solved” is by making it a full on welfare program. Did you save for 40 years while living a modest lifestyle and have a nice nest egg? Fuck you asshole you're too rich to qualify. Did you save nothing and life a lavish lifestyle for 40 years? Here you go sir, $3500 a month SS and free health insurance.

Posted by: Montec at September 26, 2023 05:09 PM (jNncL)
-----------------------------------

This is 100% correct. The state is on the side of the grasshoppers against the ants. And why wouldn't they be, as the state is the quintessence of grasshoppperiness.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 26, 2023 05:19 PM (ogTiX)

314 Bigly

Posted by: GL at September 26, 2023 05:19 PM (5fDan)

315 Dolly

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 26, 2023 05:19 PM (JTwsP)

316 I think those "No Hair Sniffing" signs on the UAW Picket Line kept Biden at bay, but he did manage to grab a middle aged woman...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 26, 2023 05:19 PM (TGPs7)

317 Chem jeff was right except the cattle-cars are moving the opposite direction than he said Trump would be doing if elected!

Hot news @TheNewsTrending 5h
Trains full on their way to the US.

https://tinyurl.com/2nhtxx5p
55 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 26, 2023 05:19 PM (krqg6)

318 Honestly, I find it weird that the first thing out of "reformers" mouths is always strip benefits from the elderly who have lived properly under the system.
It seems like there's another "personal agenda" at play here than handling all the other myriad of gov't waste issues than blaming "greedy oldsters".


Obama's medical ethics advisor, one of the Emmanuels, argued that people over 75 should be denied healthcare.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 26, 2023 05:19 PM (XqcwY)

319 A lot do the fraud is internal. They approve fake claims for fake people and pocket the money. Or they approve fake claims On behalf of others and get a cut. It’s an entire industry. The mafias (there are many) are involved.

Posted by: Montec at September 26, 2023 05:19 PM (jNncL)

320 Trolly

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 05:19 PM (t0OGg)

321 The way SS and Medicare is “solved” is by making it a full on welfare program. Did you save for 40 years while living a modest lifestyle and have a nice nest egg? Fuck you asshole you're too rich to qualify. Did you save nothing and life a lavish lifestyle for 40 years? Here you go sir, $3500 a month SS and free health insurance.
Posted by: Montec at September 26, 2023 05:09 PM (jNncL)

Pretty sure I am going to get screwed for saving and being frugal. I have 8 years until retirement age. Better keep saving.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 26, 2023 05:19 PM (NtVYv)

322 By golly.

Posted by: Why not at September 26, 2023 05:19 PM (2Dvgy)

323 sly

You didn't say it had to be polysyllabic!

Posted by: spindrift at September 26, 2023 05:19 PM (EGPRf)

324 mealy

Posted by: ace at September 26, 2023 05:19 PM (KRtlO)

325 A man can "dream" can't he?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 26, 2023 04:35 PM (XqcwY)

I would like to subscribe to your newsletter. Fantasy or not. :-)

Posted by: Iris at September 26, 2023 05:20 PM (NaH5I)

326 sly is good

Posted by: ace at September 26, 2023 05:20 PM (KRtlO)

327
Yaroslav Hunka


The dark horse candidate for Time's "Person of the Year" if having him surface topples Castreau's government.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 26, 2023 05:20 PM (xG4kz)

328 Medicare for all!

Posted by: Big Bad Bernie at September 26, 2023 05:20 PM (63Dwl)

329 speaking of Mike Brzezinski: whorely

Posted by: ace at September 26, 2023 05:20 PM (KRtlO)

330 Often without context, Republicans have used video clips of Biden looking confused about where to go after speeches to raise further questions about his age.
__________________

It's time to play "What if Trump did this?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 26, 2023 05:21 PM (YqDXo)

331 sly is good
Posted by: ace at September 26, 2023 05:20 PM (KRtlO)
++++
Damn straight

Posted by: Sylvester Stallone at September 26, 2023 05:21 PM (t0OGg)

332 298 . . . I'm thinking of adjectives.
Posted by: ace
________

But are you thinking about them adjectively?

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at September 26, 2023 05:21 PM (gf7Ez)

333 I'm thinking of adjectives.


Well, "shapely" is an adjective.

+
hiily
jolly
silly

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 05:21 PM (xTRSc)

334
That's a crock.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2023 05:08 PM


Perhaps I should have put a disclaimer about 'location dependent'. Where my leftist sister lives? Not good, in fact really bad. Where I live? Unbelievable network of providers at beck and call 24/7/365.

Some 'providers' have been on the inside track of these changes. Others not so much.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 26, 2023 05:21 PM (enJYY)

335 308 Paid in for well over 20 years, show me where johnny come lately gets $3500.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at September 26, 2023 05:18 PM (Z8fMF)


Who will stop them from making the change?

Posted by: Montec at September 26, 2023 05:21 PM (jNncL)

336 filly

Posted by: ace at September 26, 2023 05:22 PM (KRtlO)

337 I see the corrupt pedophile did his little "I made it, guys!" shuffling jog again upon mostly-successfully negotiating a flight of stairs.
Posted by: spindrift at September 26, 2023 04:28 PM (EGPRf)
______________

Yet another accomplishment of the Biden Administration!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 26, 2023 05:22 PM (YqDXo)

338 >>> 326 sly is good
Posted by: ace at September 26, 2023 05:20 PM (KRtlO)

fly
ply
tly

oh wait...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 26, 2023 05:22 PM (llON8)

339 Joe Biden’s Delaware home is listed as the beneficiary address for both money wires from China.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2023 05:14 PM

Nothing to see here. We already got Menendez!

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 26, 2023 05:22 PM (kzu4f)

340 dilly

Posted by: GL at September 26, 2023 05:23 PM (5fDan)

341 Randy and nasty, smelly and slimy.
- t. view

Posted by: Eromero at September 26, 2023 05:23 PM (NxC5+)

342 Here you go sir, $3500 a month SS and free health insurance.

---------

Damn! I so wish that was true.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 26, 2023 05:23 PM (BdMk6)

343 >>> 340 dilly
Posted by: GL at September 26, 2023 05:23 PM (5fDan)

You can't use that word! We're going to sue!!

Posted by: Budweiser at September 26, 2023 05:23 PM (llON8)

344 For poor people SS is already an awesome deal. Relative to what they put in they get a lot out. Someone making $20-25k a year (in 2023 dollars) their entire working life does great with SS. Someone making $150k gets fucked.

It’s not a stretch to tell the $150k he gets nothing while doubling what the $25k gets.

Posted by: Montec at September 26, 2023 05:23 PM (jNncL)

345 Also, "oily."

See: Menendez, Bob.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 05:23 PM (xTRSc)

346 The way SS and Medicare is “solved” is by making it a full on welfare program. Did you save for 40 years while living a modest lifestyle and have a nice nest egg? Fuck you asshole you're too rich to qualify. Did you save nothing and life a lavish lifestyle for 40 years? Here you go sir, $3500 a month SS and free health insurance.
Posted by: Montec at September 26, 2023 05:09 PM (jNncL)
______________

"In fact, we're going to tax the bejesus out of you to pay for the other guy!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 26, 2023 05:24 PM (YqDXo)

347 Joy Behar's ancient womb is drier than a wadi outside of the rainy season. Her labia has the texture of an old papyrus found in a cave near the Dead Sea, and has graffiti scrawled across it like, "The Tenth Legion Was Here." For lubricant, she just uses the blood from the paper cuts her withered cunny inflicts upon the amateur archaeologists who dare to survey her ruins.

Posted by: Worst Indiana Jones Sequel Yet at September 26, 2023 05:24 PM (ppBhU)

348 Am I the only one who thinks that the word "futiley" looks really stupid?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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*prohibility has entered the chat*
Posted by: screaming in digital at September 26, 2023 05:04 PM

Lettuces.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 26, 2023 05:24 PM (aQy7p)

349 Randy and nasty, smelly and slimy.
- t. view
Posted by: Eromero at September 26, 2023 05:23 PM (NxC5+)

Does this baseball team have a pitcher?

Posted by: Lou Costello at September 26, 2023 05:25 PM (4I/2K)

350 Joe Biden’s Delaware home is listed as the beneficiary address for both money wires from China.
Posted by: JackStraw

But you can't say PedoJoe got any of the money! View-hags.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 26, 2023 05:25 PM (4OKKt)

351 343 >>> 340 dilly
Posted by: GL at September 26, 2023 05:23 PM (5fDan)

You can't use that word! We're going to sue!!

Posted by: Budweiser at September 26, 2023 05:23 PM (llON


We're going to sue first!

Posted by: Dairy Queen at September 26, 2023 05:25 PM (5fDan)

352 Frilly willy

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 26, 2023 05:25 PM (krqg6)

353 Meanwhile, Judges all over the country are trying to decide our next election, by convicting Trump of... well.. anything.

Latest? Judge in New York RULED before the trial, that Trump's New York companies must go into receivership... because he defrauded people by saying his Property was worth more than other people said it was.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 26, 2023 05:26 PM (QPmu4)

354 In any retirement calculation I make, I put $0 in for SS. If by some miracle there is money there for me, great it’s a bonus. But I’m not planning with it.

Posted by: Montec at September 26, 2023 05:26 PM (jNncL)

355 119 Joe ought to wear shorts and a hoodie.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2023 04:46 PM (63Dwl)

In solidarity!

Posted by: m at September 26, 2023 05:26 PM (Dz9Qm)

356 Joe Biden, besides not being able to walk, has the air of incontinence around him.

Posted by: lost in space at September 26, 2023 05:26 PM (P+nXg)

357
Remember the days when our heroic MSM was whispering that old Ronnie Raygun was senile?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 26, 2023 05:26 PM (ugsCB)

358
Worst Indiana Jones Sequel Yet


* APPLAUDS *

-- Shrillary's Leathery Piss Flaps

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 26, 2023 05:27 PM (xG4kz)

359
Latest? Judge in New York RULED before the trial, that Trump's New York companies must go into receivership... because he defrauded people by saying his Property was worth more than other people said it was.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 26, 2023 05:26 PM (QPmu4)

Oh shit. I once listed a house of mine for more than Zillow said it was worth. I am facing 30 years in prison I think.

Posted by: Montec at September 26, 2023 05:27 PM (jNncL)

360 Am I the only one who thinks that the word "futiley" looks really stupid?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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*prohibility has entered the chat*
Posted by: screaming in digital at September 26, 2023 05:04 PM

Lettuces.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 26, 2023 05:24 PM (aQy7p)

You guys playing cards?

Posted by: Exacerbate at September 26, 2023 05:27 PM (4I/2K)

361 Who rocks/rocked the hoodie more -- Fetterman or Trayvon?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 05:28 PM (xTRSc)

362
"slaughter" puts down its marker

Really. S Laughter?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 26, 2023 05:29 PM (xG4kz)

363 prohibility has entered the chat*
Posted by: screaming in digital at September 26, 2023 05:04 PM

Lettuces.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 26, 2023 05:24 PM (aQy7p)

You guys are playing crabbage, I see.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 05:30 PM (xTRSc)

364 name three common words that end in -ly that are NOT adverbs.
Posted by: ace at September 26, 2023 05:13 PM (KRtlO)

Chumly - as in he's a walrus. Gee Tennessee!

Bubbly - as an adjective - not as an adverb here - as in he is a 'bubbly' person. So...yeah, ghey.

Family - as in Punchy used his family to make himself rich...

Wadda win?




Posted by: Boswell at September 26, 2023 05:30 PM (K+UlC)

365 Unless you’re coaching the New England patriots, any adult make wearing a hoodie is a cuck.

Posted by: Montec at September 26, 2023 05:30 PM (jNncL)

366 Joy Behar's ancient womb is drier than a wadi outside of the rainy season. Her labia has the texture of an old papyrus found in a cave near the Dead Sea, and has graffiti scrawled across it like, "The Tenth Legion Was Here." For lubricant, she just uses the blood from the paper cuts her withered cunny inflicts upon the amateur archaeologists who dare to survey her ruins.
Posted by: Worst Indiana Jones Sequel Yet at September 26, 2023 05:24 PM (ppBhU)

Now I have to vomit.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 26, 2023 05:30 PM (VdGjU)

367 Rep James Comer gets the gov't to cough up info RE two bank wires originating from Beijing that list Joe Biden's as the beneficiary address.

Both money wires happened when Joe was running for Preezy.

https://is.gd/8933JX

Posted by: bonhomme at September 26, 2023 05:31 PM (R38qh)

368 Latest? Judge in New York RULED before the trial, that Trump's New York companies must go into receivership... because he defrauded people by saying his Property was worth more than other people said it was.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 26, 2023 05:26 PM

So let me get this straight...they have to prove he committed fraud, but the judge just ruled that he did? How is this not a) reversible error, and ii) grou ds for impeachment?

Oh...wait...Democrat.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 26, 2023 05:31 PM (aQy7p)

369 332 But are you thinking about them adjectively?

objectivism > adjectivism

Posted by: ayn rand institude at September 26, 2023 05:31 PM (oY6Yp)

370 Trigly as in Trigly Puff

Posted by: Montec at September 26, 2023 05:31 PM (jNncL)

371 Unless you’re coaching the New England patriots, any adult make wearing a hoodie is a cuck.
Posted by: Montec at September 26, 2023 05:30 PM (jNncL)
_______________

Or a criminal of diversity.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 26, 2023 05:31 PM (YqDXo)

372 *Joe Biden's home

Posted by: bonhomme at September 26, 2023 05:31 PM (R38qh)

373 220 NEW -- SENATE CR includes $4.5 billion for Ukraine
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 26, 2023 04:59 PM (IG4Id)

What a ridiculous farce.

Posted by: DaisyB at September 26, 2023 05:31 PM (AbL8c)

374 5 million quatloos on this: If Joe falls and breaks a hip, The Lapdog Media will work 28 hours a day to hide Joe using a wheelchair. People saying Joe needs a wheelchair to move an inch across a room will be called Biden Robustness Deniers. And ray-cists too, because why not?

Posted by: GL at September 26, 2023 05:32 PM (5fDan)

375 Trigly as in Trigly Puff
Posted by: Montec at September 26, 2023 05:31 PM (jNn

Ha - prickly - adjective...I gotta million of them.

Posted by: Boswell at September 26, 2023 05:33 PM (K+UlC)

376 Nood

Posted by: bonhomme at September 26, 2023 05:33 PM (R38qh)

377 Not sure who mentioned The Boniface Option, but it's a worthwhile read.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 26, 2023 05:33 PM (Ds/Wi)

378
Oh shit. I once listed a house of mine for more than Zillow said it was worth. I am facing 30 years in prison I think.

Posted by: Montec at September 26, 2023 05:27 PM


Just claim 'replacement value'. According to agent I talked to this week value on market in my area is $200 per sq foot. Cost to replace? $300 per sq foot.

At replacement cost I'm a millionaire.

:: Lights Cuban cigar with $100 bill, while flicking ash on CBD ::

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 26, 2023 05:34 PM (enJYY)

379 "if Trump wins, the country will not survive it. That's a fact."

Joy Blowhard predicts the future and claims her prediction is "fact".

Posted by: illiniwek at September 26, 2023 05:34 PM (Cus5s)

380 46 42 Trump standing with the UAW strikers is going to be a great step on a rake, self own moment.

Will he support the Big Three bailout with your tax money when it comes?
Posted by: Marcus T at September 26, 2023 04:33 PM (WjGNl)

Yeah, stealing votes and voting blocks from the Democrats is such a loser move.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 26, 2023 04:34 PM (xcxpd)
_____________

He doesn't have to bailout the Big Three when the time comes.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 26, 2023 05:36 PM (YqDXo)

381 That's (.) (.) (8 and you know what that means as a dog whistle..........

Posted by: Mr. Creosote at September 26, 2023 05:36 PM (/Qz4j)

382 I just watched about 6 minutes of The Five and my blood pressure was raised by 10 points! Who the hell is that Democrat bint with the glasses? My God!! She's actually comparing Binden's incoherent ramblings with Trump. Her voice is like nails on a black board and her logic is typical of a Democrat foot soldier. It looked as if Gutfeld was ready to reach across the table and rip off her head. GAH!! Luckily, the commercial break was over on the channel I was watching (a history of volcanoes) so I switched off The Five. Holy crap. She makes Geraldo look like a genius.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at September 26, 2023 05:38 PM (Zvtjl)

383 147 Am I the only one who thinks that the word "futiley" looks really stupid?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 26, 2023 04:51 PM (lQONO)

45 >>> Futiley

Futilely

or

Feudally

I dunno.
Posted by: m at September 26, 2023 04:34 PM (Dz9Qm)

Posted by: m at September 26, 2023 05:38 PM (Dz9Qm)

384 They tried the short stairs on AF1. Not good enough.
Next they will install a little elevator to pop down out of bottom of the nose... or use a boom lift with a podium, great seal, and hand rails attached to it.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 26, 2023 04:36 PM (ga8qR)
_______________

They should try a trebuchet.

"OK, a little to the left ... a little more ... OK, I think we've got him lined up with the top of the stairs."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 26, 2023 05:38 PM (YqDXo)

385 NYPost:

Longtime Democratic strategist James Carville mocked the far-left wing of the Democratic Party as “stupid” and “naive” while appearing on Bill Maher’s “Club Random” podcast Sunday.

“I find the left to be just annoying,” Carville told Maher. “The western far left is habitually the most stupid, naive people you can imagine. They come up with these really goofy constructs and it’s all about feeling good about yourself.”

Maher agreed and criticized progressives for demanding society cater to their feelings. “If your feelings are hurt, that’s more important than free speech,” he argued.

Carville revisited his criticisms of progressive Democrats later in the program, arguing they were a burden to the party.

Carville said he found them “annoying and silly” after Maher mocked the notion of “pregnant men.”

Posted by: Neo at September 26, 2023 05:38 PM (RovqD)

386 254 >>>235 Am I the only one who thinks that the word "futiley" looks really stupid?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


I did notice that. a lot of -ly words are clumsy.
Posted by: ace at September 26, 2023 05:09 PM (KRtlO)

That "futiley" that you've typed? It's not a word.
-->futile+ly = futilely

Posted by: m at September 26, 2023 05:41 PM (Dz9Qm)

387 Unless you’re coaching the New England patriots, any adult make wearing a hoodie is a cuck."

GFY

Posted by: Outside of Life at September 26, 2023 05:45 PM (89Sog)

388 Obama's medical ethics advisor, one of the Emmanuels, argued that people over 75 should be denied healthcare.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 26, 2023 05:19 PM (XqcwY)


One thing that I have learned via my parents and inlaws is that you will be denied treatment in this country after 90 yo. Even if you are paying. At least for surgeries. You won't be able to find a doctor willing to do them.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) in before BEN at September 26, 2023 05:45 PM (aD39U)

389 >>> 388
==
One thing that I have learned via my parents and inlaws is that you will be denied treatment in this country after 90 yo. Even if you are paying. At least for surgeries. You won't be able to find a doctor willing to do them.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) in before BEN at September 26, 2023 05:45 PM (aD39U)

Maybe try here?
https://surgerycenterok.com/

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 26, 2023 05:46 PM (llON8)

390 Paid in for well over 20 years, show me where johnny come lately gets $3500.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at September 26, 2023 05:18 PM (Z8fMF)

Had the money stolen from me for 53 years including the two years in the army (drafted), '67 to '69.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at September 26, 2023 05:53 PM (Zvtjl)

391 One thing that I have learned via my parents and inlaws is that you will be denied treatment in this country after 90 yo. Even if you are paying. At least for surgeries. You won't be able to find a doctor willing to do them.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) in before BEN at September 26, 2023 05:45 PM (aD39U)

Pretty funny. My neighbor's mother, 94, just had a knee replacement.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at September 26, 2023 05:58 PM (Zvtjl)

392 Woof woof.

Posted by: Pugsly at September 26, 2023 06:15 PM (RilAR)

393 When President Trump gets re-elected for the THIRD time

Maybe Joy will drop dead on the View!

Posted by: Gonzotx at September 26, 2023 06:21 PM (MwHgU)

394 If Trump gets reelected next year, The View will say he already had his two terms

Posted by: SMOD at September 26, 2023 07:29 PM (RovqD)

Breaking: Canadian Speaker of the House Who Invited a Nazi to be Honored -- Was That Wrong? -- Steps Down Amidst... Well, Amidst Demands That He Step Down

The pansy bastard of Fidel Castro should be next.

The first of several Nazi scalps that must be collected and nailed to the door post.

Note he's resigning as Speaker, but I don't think he's resigning as a Member of Parliament. Because none of these people have any useful skills except stealing money from taxpayers.

The Waffen-SS group Hunka served with slaughtered Polish civilians.

Poland is now demanding that Canada extradite him so they can try him -- and execute him, I trust -- for war crimes.

Rota is claiming that the decision to invite Hunka was "entirely" his own.

To protect Castro's pansy bastard tyrant-spawn, of course.

Mackenzie Gray
@Gray_Mackenzie

HoC Speaker, Anthony Rota, says the decision to invite a Ukrainian veteran who served in a Nazi military unit in WW2 to Zelensky's speech, was "entirely" his own.

"I particularly want to extend my deepest apologies to Jewish communities in Canada and around the world" #cdnpoli

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:22 PM




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1 TRUMP

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 26, 2023 03:22 PM (cMXNt)

2 Who was the guy.... Dr. Strangelove and said "Heil Hitler" in front of the Canadian Government.

Posted by: Mr. Creosote at September 26, 2023 03:22 PM (/Qz4j)

3 Rota. Top. Man.

Posted by: DOYLE at September 26, 2023 03:24 PM (Z8Yh2)

4 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2023 03:24 PM (Zz0t1)

5 Hello. Goodnight. You see, the Nazis and uh..... the bad. Bad Nazis. And the Ukraine. And uh.... Putin and Nazis.

Posted by: John Fetterman explains: at September 26, 2023 03:24 PM (fKIdX)

6 Poland is now demanding that Canada extradite him so they can try him -- and execute him, I trust -- for war crimes.

This is so sweet it is giving me diabetes.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 26, 2023 03:24 PM (aD39U)

7 Scape goat

Posted by: It's me donna at September 26, 2023 03:25 PM (bs+z0)

8 it's like they can't help themselves

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 26, 2023 03:25 PM (AcWfM)

9 They re-elected Trudeau not long ago......

Fraud or stupid electorate?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2023 03:25 PM (Zz0t1)

10 🚨BREAKING: Canadian House Speaker Anthony Rota resigns after honoring Yaroslav Hunka, a Nazi who fought with the 14th division of the Waffen SS against the Russians in Ukraine in WWll with a standing ovation during a visit by Volodomyr Zelenskyy
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What about the people who cheered the honor of the Nazi war criminal? They steppin' down too?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 03:25 PM (t0OGg)

11 Honk Honk!

Posted by: bored383 at September 26, 2023 03:25 PM (4Kzkx)

12 Rota is claiming that the decision to invite Hunka was "entirely" his own.


How did he know that this Nazi-in-hiding even existed?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 26, 2023 03:25 PM (aD39U)

13 ... ACTUAL CONSEQUENCES?!?!

Not just the Janet Reno "I accept full responsibility" and then continue on like nothing happened?

I'm floored.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert, Formerly Virginian at September 26, 2023 03:25 PM (N1DT3)

14 didnt chaucer write of rota?

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 26, 2023 03:25 PM (CIS44)

15 Hey, Anthony Rota -- "Take Off, Eh!"

Posted by: Doof at September 26, 2023 03:26 PM (cRUf9)

16 Shave his head and run him out

Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2023 03:26 PM (fwDg9)

17 Are Depends in the cloakroom vending machines?
Because a lot of "lawmakers" are soiling themselves pretty often nowadays.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 26, 2023 03:26 PM (9f0ty)

18 Poland wants to extradite the Nazi who received a standing ovation in Canada's parliament. The Trudeau government has finally succeeded in making me embarrassed to be a Canadian.
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Just now? It took this long?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 03:26 PM (t0OGg)

19 Out: Reagan spoke at a cemetery where Waffen SS members were buried therefore he is a NAZI lover

In: When you think about it the Waffen SS were kind of the heroes of WWII weren't they?

Posted by: Canada at September 26, 2023 03:26 PM (XqcwY)

20 I still don't fully comprehend the A-B-C's of Le Affair Nazi Canadian but it is grimly amusing that Canada is even more of a Clown Show than the US.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 03:26 PM (rc3Z7)

21 Nice touch right before Yom Kippur, as well!

Posted by: Isophorone at September 26, 2023 03:26 PM (Nsydb)

22 Big Toe gets the boot.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2023 03:26 PM (ZLI7S)

23 He's only leaving the speaker post. He's not giving up the sweet, sweet nectar of tax salary and graft.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2023 03:26 PM (Zz0t1)

24 Oh, but not resigning from Parliament. Of course. Of course.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert, Formerly Virginian at September 26, 2023 03:26 PM (N1DT3)

25 HoC Speaker, Anthony Rota, says the decision to invite a Ukrainian veteran who served in a Nazi military unit in WW2 to Zelensky's speech, was "entirely" his own.
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Sure, Jan.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 03:27 PM (t0OGg)

26 Why does Canuckistan have a House Speaker? Aren't they a parliamentary system, like Britain?

Isn't Justine Castreu the leader of the House?

Or does Canada even get that wrong, they don't even know how to run a parliament?

Posted by: BurtTC at September 26, 2023 03:27 PM (dGCAG)

27 Two faced trash is who's leading Can-a-Da.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 26, 2023 03:27 PM (c2jz5)

28 "Let's invite this Ukrainian guy to the HoC."

"What's his story?"

"He says he fought the Russians with the First Ukrainian Division."

"OK, that's good enough for me."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 26, 2023 03:27 PM (4w8zF)

29 Xtweet translation [but not of the screenshot]:

In view of the scandalous events in the Canadian Parliament consisting in honouring a member of the criminal Nazi SS Galizien in the presence of President Zelensky, I have taken steps towards the possible extradition of this man to Polish.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 26, 2023 03:27 PM (krqg6)

30 Part of resignation: "I thought he was an Illinois Nazi, like in the Blues Brothers. I didn't know he was a real Nazi Nazi! How was I to know - I thought all of the real Nazi's died with Hitler in his bunker. That's what they taught me in school!"

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 26, 2023 03:27 PM (mNmNo)

31 Seriously though one would think that anyone fighting the Russians during WWII would be on the wrong side... I know that the Russian "help" that the Allies received was conditional, at least after the war, but Russia was supposedly fighting on Our side...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 26, 2023 03:27 PM (bs+z0)

32 Zum Kampfe steh'n wir alle schon bereit!
Schon flattern Hitlerfahnen über allen Canada's Straßen.

Posted by: Horst Wessel at September 26, 2023 03:27 PM (VDgiz)

33 This is some pretty entertaining stuff.

But. The irony is lost on 43% of the population.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 26, 2023 03:27 PM (2e+pG)

34 Wow. Quite a few spelling errors in that letter. It's almost illegible.

Posted by: Paulie bag a' donuts at September 26, 2023 03:28 PM (FjYaO)

35 I particularly want to extend my deepest apologies to Jewish communities in Canada and around the world

If you tried even just a tiny bit, you might realize that your own countrymen fought against the Nazis, too.

Posted by: t-bird at September 26, 2023 03:28 PM (CaJIi)

36 Note he's resigning as Speaker, but I don't think he's resigning as a Member of Parliament. Because none of these people have any useful skills except stealing money from taxpayers.
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There's that, but the key thing is that nobody in the government - ours or theirs - has any hope of making serious money without their sinecures.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 03:28 PM (t0OGg)

37 Hunka hunka burnin' civilization

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 26, 2023 03:28 PM (9UlRk)

38 Scapegoat.

(And I read the content this time)

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 26, 2023 03:28 PM (t/2Uw)

39 They re-elected Trudeau not long ago......

Fraud or stupid electorate?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2023 03:25 PM (Zz0t1

Embrace the power of "and".

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 26, 2023 03:28 PM (c2jz5)

40 It might be possible that Canada's foreign policy is even more twisted and perverted than ours.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 26, 2023 03:28 PM (RIvkX)

41 Hunka-hunka Azov Love~!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 26, 2023 03:29 PM (IG4Id)

42 This is some pretty entertaining stuff.

But. The irony is lost on 43% of the population.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 26, 2023 03:27 PM (2e+pG)


So you're saying they don't understand what the fuss is all a-boot?

Posted by: Doof at September 26, 2023 03:29 PM (cRUf9)

43 And Rota couldn't do any basic internet sleuthing or get somebody on his staff to, to investigate this guy's background?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2023 03:29 PM (RSbhh)

44 It would not be difficult, Mein Fuhrer Truedeau ! Nuclear reactors could, heh...I'm sorry, Mr. Prime Minister. Nuclear reactors could provide power almost indefinitely. Greenhouses could maintain plant life. Animals and Transgenders could be bred and slaughtered. A quick survey would have to be made of all the available mine sites in the country, but I would guess that dwelling space for several hundred thousands of our people could easily be provided.

Posted by: Dr. Strangelove at September 26, 2023 03:29 PM (/Qz4j)

45 I thought all of the real Nazi's died with Hitler in his bunker. That's what they taught me in school!"

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 26, 2023 03:27 PM (mNmNo)

Yeah, funny that.

Posted by: Brazil at September 26, 2023 03:29 PM (FjYaO)

46 Doesn't look like anybody else is wearing the fancy dress. I guess that's what makes him House Speaker, he gets to wear the fancy dress.

I would assume that's the hardest part, having to give up the fancy dress.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 26, 2023 03:29 PM (dGCAG)

47 Note he's resigning as Speaker, but I don't think he's resigning as a Member of Parliament. Because none of these people have any useful skills except stealing money from taxpayers.

========

And when his constituents send him back to Parliament next election, it'll be considered a win for the Liberal cause.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 03:29 PM (LvTSG)

48 I don't understand what all the michegas is about. So the guy was a Nazi? Big shit. He wasn't a Nazi-Nazi like Trump. He murdered some Poles. So what? Trump is trying to murder tens of millions by denying climate change. Cut this old guy some slack.

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 26, 2023 03:29 PM (iFTx/)

49 32 Zum Kampfe steh'n wir alle schon bereit!
Schon flattern Hitlerfahnen über allen Canada's Straßen.
Posted by: Horst Wessel
___________

Aber beklecker nicht das sofa!

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at September 26, 2023 03:29 PM (gf7Ez)

50 And Rota couldn't do any basic internet sleuthing or get somebody on his staff to, to investigate this guy's background?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

That's raycisssss Fen

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 26, 2023 03:29 PM (CIS44)

51 Breaking news from Toronto:
The Blue Jays have cancelled the Yaroslav Hunka Bobble Head night promotion for this evenings game with the Yankees.

Posted by: REG FROM MOOSE JAW at September 26, 2023 03:29 PM (2znMt)

52 Rota has his fans, I'm sure. Rota rooters.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 03:29 PM (xTRSc)

53 Scape goat
Posted by: It's me donna

Horde mind😉

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 26, 2023 03:30 PM (t/2Uw)

54 I thought all of the real Nazi's died with Hitler in his bunker. That's what they taught me in school!"

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 26, 2023 03:27 PM (mNmNo)

Yeah, funny that.
Posted by: Brazil

*Argentina has entered the chat*

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 26, 2023 03:30 PM (CIS44)

55 But did he goosestep down?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at September 26, 2023 03:30 PM (TF0CD)

56 Canada, you're so f***ed. Your entire leadership made a hero of a genuine NAZI. That's your thinking class. Not a one knew what they were cheering. Or, worse, they did.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 26, 2023 03:30 PM (aXxgO)

57 What does it mean this guy was living out his life in peace and thought it was okey-dokey to take a bow in Parliament for his wartime service?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 26, 2023 03:30 PM (RIvkX)

58 Seriously, how did Rota even find this guy to honor? Has he been running the old Nazi underground railroad into Canada? I mean, if I suddenly decided to honor some SS officer, I wouldn't know where to start. Do they have an association or reunions or something?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 26, 2023 03:30 PM (aD39U)

59 So what was Yaroslav Hunka doing there? Did Zelinsky bring him over or was he living in Canada?

Posted by: Thrawn at September 26, 2023 03:30 PM (uGhsv)

60 "I particularly want to extend my deepest apologies to Jewish communities in Canada and around the world" #cdnpoli
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Canada has, IIRC, the world's third-largest Jewish population. Toronto - again, working off of my fallible memory - is the world's second-largest Jewish city. Even if the specific ranking is off, it's way up there.

But he is clearly quite comfortable with doing it anyway. It's what happens when you're a powerful government type. Accountability? What's that?

Government means never having to be sorry.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 03:31 PM (t0OGg)

61 He's only leaving the speaker post. He's not giving up the sweet, sweet nectar of tax salary and graft.

I take full responsibility for my actions as long as there are no consequences.

Posted by: Speaker Anthony Rota at September 26, 2023 03:31 PM (CaJIi)

62 LOL!! This is hilarious? Justine Castro isn't the brightest bulb around, is xhe. A useful puppet to the Global Masters. Like Biden, minus the dementia.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 26, 2023 03:31 PM (sAmhv)

63
Embrace the power of "and".
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 26, 2023 03:28 PM (c2jz5)



Point well taken.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2023 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

64 Then: You reich wingers are NAZIs

Now: Hmm, maybe the NAZIs weren't *all* bad

Soon: You right wingers are a bunch of...Soviets!

Posted by: The Left at September 26, 2023 03:31 PM (XqcwY)

65 thought all of the real Nazi's died with Hitler in his bunker.

Sure. And WW2 ended in 1945.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at September 26, 2023 03:32 PM (TF0CD)

66 I don't understand what all the michegas is about. So the guy was a Nazi? Big shit. He wasn't a Nazi-Nazi like Trump. He murdered some Poles. So what? Trump is trying to murder tens of millions by denying climate change. Cut this old guy some slack.
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 26, 2023 03:29 PM (iFTx/)
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Totally.

At this point, what does it matter anyway?

Posted by: Sec of State Hillary at September 26, 2023 03:32 PM (RIvkX)

67 45 I thought all of the real Nazi's died with Hitler in his bunker. That's what they taught me in school!"

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 26, 2023 03:27 PM (mNmNo)

Yeah, funny that.
Posted by: Brazil at September 26, 2023 03:29 PM (FjYaO)

==========

They taught me that the Nazis all came to America and brought their views on limited government for the first time in America's history.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 03:32 PM (LvTSG)

68 48 I don't understand what all the michegas is about. So the guy was a Nazi? Big shit. He wasn't a Nazi-Nazi like Trump. He murdered some Poles. So what? Trump is trying to murder tens of millions by denying climate change. Cut this old guy some slack.

Don't forget Trump murdered trillions of children of color because he supports continued use of the Internal Combustion Engine !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mr. Creosote at September 26, 2023 03:32 PM (/Qz4j)

69 With deepest apologies to our Canadian friends here, it's a relief that the world can see, for just one day, that we are not the only country with clueless leaders.

And, I'm glad he's stepping down and I hope Poland gets their wish.

Posted by: bluebell at September 26, 2023 03:32 PM (pTb/Z)

70 Rota has his fans, I'm sure. Rota rooters.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 03:29 PM (xTRSc)


golf clap!

Posted by: Doof at September 26, 2023 03:32 PM (cRUf9)

71 Somebody mentioned on an earlier thread that there is a Nazi buried in Arlington. Anybody know the guy's name?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 03:33 PM (xTRSc)

72 don't understand what all the michegas is about. So the guy was a Nazi? Big shit. He wasn't a Nazi-Nazi like Trump. He murdered some Poles. So what? Trump is trying to murder tens of millions by denying climate change. Cut this old guy some slack.
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 26, 2023 03:29 PM (iFTx/)
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Absolutely.

Posted by: George Soros at September 26, 2023 03:33 PM (t0OGg)

73 Rebel News-Canadian conservative media-reports this:

PM Trudeau says House Speaker Anthony Rota is reflecting on how to restore "dignity" to the House of Commons after a former Nazi SS officer was honoured.

LOL. Good luck with that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2023 03:33 PM (RSbhh)

74 I thought all of the real Nazi's died with Hitler in his bunker.


*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Nazis on the Moon at September 26, 2023 03:33 PM (aD39U)

75 They barely understand how much the mask slipped at that moment.

This will continue to produce waves and cause propaganda to falter for weeks.

Posted by: Jake Speed at September 26, 2023 03:33 PM (Vu1jV)

76 Hint for the Speaker....When your honored guest shows you his Iron Cross 1st Class prior to the ceremony, maybe it's time to think of Plan B.

Posted by: REG FROM MOOSE JAW at September 26, 2023 03:33 PM (2znMt)

77 And Rota couldn't do any basic internet sleuthing or get somebody on his staff to, to investigate this guy's background?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2023 03:29 PM (RSbhh)

There really is a mentality that exists on the left, that they consider themselves to be "good," which means anyone who opposes them is "bad," and anybody who can be shown to be on "our side" is also, by definition, "good."

And this obviously extends into the past and future. If Russians are now "bad," and Ukranians "good," then it must have ever been thus.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 26, 2023 03:34 PM (dGCAG)

78 It's like Larry David is guest writing this season of Reality.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 26, 2023 03:34 PM (9UlRk)

79 71 Somebody mentioned on an earlier thread that there is a Nazi buried in Arlington. Anybody know the guy's name?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 03:33 PM (xTRSc)

========

Well, it's not Woodrow Wilson because he's buried at the National Cathedral in DC.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 03:34 PM (LvTSG)

80 Wasn't the drill sargeant in Stripes named Hunka?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 03:34 PM (xTRSc)

81 Canada has, IIRC, the world's third-largest Jewish population. Toronto - again, working off of my fallible memory - is the world's second-largest Jewish city. Even if the specific ranking is off, it's way up there.
...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 03:31 PM (t0OGg)
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Bring Your Own Bagels

Posted by: Sec of State Hillary at September 26, 2023 03:34 PM (RIvkX)

82 Not surprised by Poland's demand. They are truly trying to become the power of Europe, and want to be able to speak and be listened to (and followed) in the world.

And did I mention Polish elections in weeks now...

Posted by: Nova Local at September 26, 2023 03:34 PM (exHjb)

83 RIP Illya Kuryakin

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 26, 2023 03:34 PM (H9sxy)

84 In the background in all of this is Hunka singing and dancing to I Was Not a Nazi Polka.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 26, 2023 03:34 PM (BdMk6)

85 80 Wasn't the drill sargeant in Stripes named Hunka?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 03:34 PM (xTRSc)

Hulka

Posted by: It's me donna at September 26, 2023 03:34 PM (bs+z0)

86 Name one good thing that has come out of Europe????

WW1, WW2, Cold War, Nazi's, Commies, Socialists, Marx, Lenin, Stalin, Hitler, The Reset Guy from Austria, etc .......

Posted by: Mr. Creosote at September 26, 2023 03:34 PM (/Qz4j)

87 Poland is not putting up with Z-dogs shit anymore.
I might cool it with the Polish jokes for a day or so.

Posted by: wth at September 26, 2023 03:35 PM (v0R5T)

88 H-O-S-E-R
We know what you really are
You hoser! You hoser!
Take off, eh?

As we used to chant at my college during hockey games.

Posted by: Grant at September 26, 2023 03:35 PM (a4eS0)

89 eriously, how did Rota even find this guy to honor?

Was reading yesterday that Canada has the 2nd biggest Ukrainian community and descendants (1.4 million) after Russia.

Posted by: t-bird at September 26, 2023 03:35 PM (CaJIi)

90 ... PM Trudeau says House Speaker Anthony Rota is reflecting on how to restore "dignity" to the House of Commons after a former Nazi SS officer was honoured. ...
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2023 03:33 PM (RSbhh)
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Personally sponsor and drive through a bill to withdraw the honor and repudiate the prior event, complete with a personal apology. Then quit. Then all of your fellow Party members can exit their positions of authority, too.

That would be a start. But that's easy to figure out. He has no interest, I'm sure.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 03:35 PM (t0OGg)

91 I know that the Russian "help" that the Allies received was conditional, at least after the war, but Russia was supposedly fighting on Our side...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 26, 2023 03:27 PM (bs+z0)

Don't confuse the any further. If ignorance were bliss they'd be blistered al over.

Posted by: Javems at September 26, 2023 03:35 PM (8I4hW)

92 Wasn't the drill sargeant in Stripes named Hunka?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 03:34 PM (xTRSc)
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Hulka

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 26, 2023 03:35 PM (RIvkX)

93 How did he know that this Nazi-in-hiding even existed?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 26, 2023 03:25 PM (aD39U)

Apparently he'd been hanging around the Parliament building with his Ukraine flag. At least that's what i read. I guess I'm wondering what would make a Ukrainian nazi feel comfortable enough to be hanging around in public like that.

On a side note. It appears Ukraine has spit in the face of Poland so much that even the gov't is dropping support of them. They were never popular among the people but the gov't was making bank repairing and being the funnel for their weapons from the west. First it was the grain, then they declared no more financial support for the refugees, no more weapons, they just released a report blaming Ukraine for the missile strike in Poland that killed two and now this demand for extradition.

Posted by: ryukyu at September 26, 2023 03:35 PM (hR0kJ)

94 I don't get it. Can't these idiots just show up and do whatever phoney baloney jobs they are supposed to do and stop "honoring" every gawd awful sonofabitch that comes down the pike?

You get elected to whatever the canadians call their shitass government then they should go sit in their office all day and leave the rest of the world alone.

Idiots.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 26, 2023 03:35 PM (0lY6Y)

95 >>Wasn't the drill sargeant in Stripes named Hunka?

Hulka aka Big Toe

Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2023 03:35 PM (ZLI7S)

96 Rota's thinking "Damn, I almost made it."

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 26, 2023 03:35 PM (lf83v)

97 82 Not surprised by Poland's demand. They are truly trying to become the power of Europe, and want to be able to speak and be listened to (and followed) in the world.

And did I mention Polish elections in weeks now...
Posted by: Nova Local at September 26, 2023 03:34 PM (exHjb)

========

Don't worry. In a generation their sons and daughters will take command, ashamed of their country's history, and try to give it all to some minor third world country it has tangential ties to.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 03:35 PM (LvTSG)

98 Somebody mentioned on an earlier thread that there is a Nazi buried in Arlington. Anybody know the guy's name?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 03:33 PM (xTRSc)

Probably not Hitler. He's still alive.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 26, 2023 03:35 PM (dGCAG)

99 51 Breaking news from Toronto:
The Blue Jays have cancelled the Yaroslav Hunka Bobble Head night promotion for this evenings game with the Yankees.
Posted by: REG FROM MOOSE JAW
____________

He's still throwing out the first pitch, though, and it will be a damned sight better than the girly throws by Obama and Fauci.

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at September 26, 2023 03:35 PM (gf7Ez)

100 I know some are saying the security vetting process would have turned up the guy's history but Security isn't there to vet Gallery visitors for possibly embarrassing the Government, just literal security threats you'd think. So that's on the PMO or Speaker's Office -- or both -- re. the guy's history.

I think Justin's office and the Liberal's Speaker of the House's office asked a Ukrainian-Canadian group/s for a guest list and it included the Nazi Volunteer who had fought the Stalinists; the Liberals didn't have the brains to check out his history, and the Opposition parties wouldn't have been given the guest list very long before Zelensky's speech, if at all, to know for whom the shoutout in the Gallery was to.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 26, 2023 03:35 PM (krqg6)

101 20 it is grimly amusing that Canada is even more of a Clown Show than the US.

Until President Walter opens his yap next. He will claim to know Hunka and to have persuaded the ex Waffen SS to vote Yes for the Civil Rights Act

Posted by: Ex GOP at September 26, 2023 03:35 PM (V3K4b)

102 "Let's invite this Ukrainian guy to the HoC."

"What's his story?"

"He says he fought the Russians with the First Ukrainian Division."

"OK, that's good enough for me."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 26, 2023 03:27 PM (4w8zF)

100% what happened.

Our leaders, and the leaders to the north, are all kind of dumb dumbs.

Probably didn't realize what fighting against the Russians in WW2 would have meant for a Ukrainian.

(ie: fighting FOR the Germans)

That said, I find the whole scenario pretty funny.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 26, 2023 03:36 PM (mj0Qp)

103 Hint for the Speaker....When your honored guest shows you his Iron Cross 1st Class prior to the ceremony, maybe it's time to think of Plan B.
Posted by: REG FROM MOOSE JAW at September 26, 2023 03:33 PM (2znMt)
++++
LOL. Maybe doing some cursory research into your plan in the first place is a good idea...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 03:36 PM (t0OGg)

104 Schon flattern Hitlerfahnen

Translation: he's farting again.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at September 26, 2023 03:36 PM (TF0CD)

105 Considering you've run out of NAZIs its odd to find one and honor him for hammering Soviets. Its a conundrum wrapped in wokeness. I don't get it.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 26, 2023 03:36 PM (pLaQB)

106 He will be sentenced to play 4 rounds of Beer Hunter.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2023 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)

107 19 Out: Reagan spoke at a cemetery where Waffen SS members were buried therefore he is a NAZI lover

In: When you think about it the Waffen SS were kind of the heroes of WWII weren't they?
Posted by: Canada at September 26, 2023 03:26 PM

They were fighting the Russians, which meant stopping Putin and saving Democracy!

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 26, 2023 03:36 PM (JCZqz)

108 I want to hear Hunka's longevity secrets!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 03:36 PM (LvTSG)

109 And that stupid, unholy bastard Trudeau had the nerve to call the truckers' convoy fascists.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 26, 2023 03:36 PM (VdGjU)

110 Someone explain to me again


"Why I Give a Shit about Ukraine?"

Posted by: Mr. Creosote at September 26, 2023 03:36 PM (/Qz4j)

111 I want to hear Hunka's longevity secrets!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 03:36 PM (LvTSG)
++++
Pact with the devil?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 03:37 PM (t0OGg)

112 Say what you will about Hitler, but at least he did kill Hitler.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 03:37 PM (xTRSc)

113 Trudeau, I see through you like cellophane!

Posted by: Zombie Joey Ramone at September 26, 2023 03:37 PM (XDi3x)

114 Breaking news from Toronto:
The Blue Jays have cancelled the Yaroslav Hunka Bobble Head night promotion for this evenings game with the Yankees.
Posted by: REG FROM MOOSE JAW at September 26, 2023 03:29 PM (2znMt)

The Boston Red Socks are now taking up Hunka bobble head night...'cause Yankees.

And, well, Boston....

Posted by: Boswell at September 26, 2023 03:37 PM (K+UlC)

115 Bulgaroctonus: "Wasn't the drill sargeant in Stripes named Hunka?"

Hulka. Different Nazi altogether.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 26, 2023 03:37 PM (aXxgO)

116 Trudeau to wearr Hitler Mustache at next event.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 26, 2023 03:37 PM (kzu4f)

117 112 Say what you will about Hitler, but at least he did kill Hitler.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 03:37 PM (xTRSc

Or so they say

Posted by: It's me donna at September 26, 2023 03:37 PM (bs+z0)

118 Hulka

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 26, 2023 03:35 PM (RIvkX)

Oohh...like the Elvis song. Hulka Hulka Burnin Love.

Posted by: Brazil at September 26, 2023 03:38 PM (FjYaO)

119 Note he's resigning as Speaker, but I don't think he's resigning as a Member of Parliament. Because none of these people have any useful skills except stealing money from taxpayers. -Ace-

wtf?
You sayin that it's a useful skill to fleece taxpayer money?
Cuz that's what it sounds like.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 26, 2023 03:38 PM (FCbAQ)

120 Because none of these people have any useful skills except stealing money from taxpayers.
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Not so. They are also skilled at shutting down opposition.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 26, 2023 03:38 PM (brAQZ)

121 That letter. In Polish it looks like Dear Panzie Prezie

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 26, 2023 03:38 PM (kzu4f)

122 OT, but interesting:

New Indo-European Language Discovered
09/21/2023
An excavation in Turkey has brought to light an unknown Indo-European language.

The new language was discovered in the UNESCO World Heritage Site Boğazköy-Hattusha in north-central Turkey. This was once the capital of the Hittite Empire, one of the great powers of Western Asia during the Late Bronze Age (1650 to 1200 BC).

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 03:39 PM (xTRSc)

123 I really doubt Castreaux has anything to do with this.

"Here, put on your hair and pluck your eyebrows. There's some guy coming in who fought against Putin or something. I don't know. Yeah. No. Put the shoe polish down. Here's your speech, you can practice on the ride ov--- god dammit, put the shoe polish down. Now, there will be three cameras. A little red light will let you kn---- SON OF A WHORE, would you please put the fucking shoe polish DOWN!!!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 26, 2023 03:39 PM (9UlRk)

124 Rota has his fans, I'm sure. Rota rooters.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 03:29 PM (xTRSc)
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Heh. How'd the interview go?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 03:39 PM (t0OGg)

125 Trudeau = Pansy = Panzer.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 26, 2023 03:39 PM (kzu4f)

126 "Why I Give a Shit about Ukraine?"
Posted by: Mr. Creosote at September 26, 2023 03:36 PM (/Qz4j)

Because that's where all our chem and bio warfare material is being stored.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 26, 2023 03:39 PM (dGCAG)

127 Was reading yesterday that Canada has the 2nd biggest Ukrainian community and descendants (1.4 million) after Russia.
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Canadian governments of the late 19th Century encouraged Eastern European immigration to take up [grain] farming in the Western prairies.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 26, 2023 03:39 PM (krqg6)

128 Jay and Harry are right.

This is due to the historical illiteracy of our elite.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 26, 2023 03:39 PM (RIvkX)

129 That letter. In Polish it looks like Dear Panzie Prezie
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It is loaded with typos from beginning to end.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 26, 2023 03:39 PM (lf83v)

130
Why did the guy step down?

Based on Poland's response, he's an A Number One Nazi Hunter!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 26, 2023 03:40 PM (xG4kz)

131 Trudeau to wearr Hitler Mustache at next event.

Or use a third eyebrow.

Posted by: t-bird at September 26, 2023 03:40 PM (CaJIi)

132 I visted The Cemetary in Luxembourg where Patton is buried, visted Bastogne Battlefield, and visted a Run Down Nazi Cemetery in Belgium..... I also drank a Lowenbrau once also......So I guess I am a NAZI Supporter also.....



Posted by: Mr. Creosote at September 26, 2023 03:40 PM (/Qz4j)

133 Probably not Hitler. He's still alive.
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Well, his brain is. It is connected to a Portuguese Water Dog.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 26, 2023 03:40 PM (pLaQB)

134 Somebody mentioned on an earlier thread that there is a Nazi buried in Arlington. Anybody know the guy's name?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 03:33 PM (xTRSc)

Probably not Hitler. He's still alive.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 26, 2023 03:35 PM (dGCAG)

Larry Thorne.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 26, 2023 03:40 PM (0lY6Y)

135 They re-elected Trudeau not long ago......

Fraud or stupid electorate?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2023 03:25 PM (Zz0t1)


Yes

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 26, 2023 03:40 PM (FCbAQ)

136 I was fun to watch the click in the Speaker's head as he read the proclamation

"he fought for Ukrainian Independence ... against ... Russia .."

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 26, 2023 03:40 PM (aD39U)

137 Because that's where all our chem and bio warfare material is being stored.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 26, 2023 03:39 PM (dGCAG)

Well, not ALL of it.

Posted by: Pfizer HQ at September 26, 2023 03:40 PM (dGCAG)

138 Say what you will about Hitler, but at least he did kill Hitler.

Then why did he have to test his poison pill on me?
- his dog Blondie

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at September 26, 2023 03:40 PM (TF0CD)

139 Hey, wasn't Sargent Hulka in the U.S. Army? And he retired to start a Hulka Burger franchise?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fjj4a3zB1ag

Posted by: Private Russell Zisky, deceased at September 26, 2023 03:40 PM (vcOmj)

140 I've always found the meaning of the phrase "hoisted on his own petard" to be entertaining in a Wile E. Coyote kind of way, and it is indeed quite applicable to this situation.

Posted by: the dandy at September 26, 2023 03:40 PM (w83EC)

141 Heh. How'd the interview go?


Well, I think. Thanks for asking. It was just 20-minute or so call with an HR person. But I think I gave a good account of myself.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 03:40 PM (xTRSc)

142 "Why I Give a Shit about Ukraine?"
Posted by: Mr. Creosote at September 26, 2023 03:36 PM (/Qz4j)

Because Democracy. Putin's literally insane, and you are literally killing journalists.

- Typical Liberal

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 26, 2023 03:41 PM (mj0Qp)

143 Someone explain to me again

"Why I Give a Shit about Ukraine?"
Posted by: Mr. Creosote at September 26, 2023 03:36 PM (/Qz4j)
........

Mail order brides, ukeleles, and DEMOCRACY

Posted by: wth at September 26, 2023 03:41 PM (v0R5T)

144 Ace, there's more to this than just Hunka. Apparently, Canada has long been enamored with Ukrainian Nazis. There are statues erected to honor the Nazi unit that Hunka served with! I think that's how and why Hunka was picked. Canada loves his unit. He was probably the last surviving member. Nobody thought anything about it. There's statues in his honor, right?

Another tribute to WWII Ukrainian Nazi unit in Oakville

https://tinyurl.com/4d85hpr7

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 26, 2023 03:41 PM (iFTx/)

145 135 They re-elected Trudeau not long ago......

Fraud or stupid electorate?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2023 03:25 PM (Zz0t1)


Yes
Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 26, 2023 03:40 PM (FCbAQ)

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His district is part of Toronto, right? I'd call that will of the voters, plus machine politics in the Parliament.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 03:41 PM (LvTSG)

146 I want to hear Hunka's longevity secrets!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 03:36 PM (LvTSG
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No, you really don't

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 26, 2023 03:41 PM (F65kH)

147 Because that's where all our chem and bio warfare material is being stored.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 26, 2023 03:39 PM (dGCAG)

And 10% of our tax money - your welcome, billionaire Zelensky!

Posted by: Boswell at September 26, 2023 03:41 PM (K+UlC)

148 Well, his brain is. It is connected to a Portuguese Water Dog.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 26, 2023 03:40 PM (pLaQB)

Naturally.

Posted by: Pfizer HQ at September 26, 2023 03:42 PM (dGCAG)

149 Hey, wasn't Sargent Hulka in the U.S. Army? And he retired to start a Hulka Burger franchise?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fjj4a3zB1ag
Posted by: Private Russell Zisky, deceased at September 26, 2023 03:40 PM

Our big toe!

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 26, 2023 03:42 PM (kzu4f)

150 Why would be thrown out after disgracing himself? He has some rotten borough to fall back on. For better or worse, it's how Britain found Churchill hanging around when it needed him.

Of course, he was *against* Nazis, but let's not quibble about the particulars.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 26, 2023 03:42 PM (0FoWg)

151 >>This is due to the historical illiteracy of our elite.

Sadly, the historical illiteracy goes a lot deeper than just our elites largely because the media refuses to report on most of it. That's how we ended up funding a proxy war with half the country waving Ukraine flags.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2023 03:42 PM (ZLI7S)

152 I have no problem with sending the 98 y/o Waffen SS member back to Poland to face justice.

But they need to send Rota to stand right alongside him, being tried for Aiding and Abeting.

Pity, they've already torn down Spandau Prison. Rota could've enjoyed the delights of the Albert Speer Memorial Suite.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 26, 2023 03:42 PM (e6UQI)

153 141 Heh. How'd the interview go?


Well, I think. Thanks for asking. It was just 20-minute or so call with an HR person. But I think I gave a good account of myself.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 03:40 PM (xTRSc)

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"I have no idea what this position will actually do, but I've zeroed in on some buzzwords from the job description that I'm going to make sure he reads from my mind."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 03:42 PM (LvTSG)

154 >>Probably not Hitler. He's still alive.

Him and JFK Jr.

Posted by: Q-Tard at September 26, 2023 03:42 PM (9/y3s)

155 Larry Thorne.


Oh, him. He's a fascinating figure. Died in 'Nam, I think.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 03:42 PM (xTRSc)

156 Someone please dub a Hitler speech over Trudont's next speech.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 26, 2023 03:42 PM (kzu4f)

157

"A Hunka-Hunka burnin' untermensch!"

- - ElviSS PreSSley

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2023 03:43 PM (x0n13)

158 Joachim Peiper was a Schutzstaffel officer who oversaw the murder of American POW's at Malmedy and was suspected in other killings. For his acts he went on to work at Porsche and VW. Nobody received justice until he went to France and some Frogs for who I will be ever grateful, burnt him and his house down. Had I know. They would do that, I would have brought s'mores.

Posted by: Horst Wessel at September 26, 2023 03:43 PM (phYRn)

159 Trydont's recent ex wife would be a hoot to talk to.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 26, 2023 03:43 PM (kzu4f)

160 And 10% of our tax money - your welcome, billionaire Zelensky!
Posted by: Boswell at September 26, 2023 03:41 PM (K+UlC)

Nikki Haley says it's only 3% of our defense budget.

Who am I gonna trust, my lying eyes or Nikki the Neocon?

Posted by: BurtTC at September 26, 2023 03:43 PM (dGCAG)

161 I'm sure dozens of people, people whose jobs are in politics /history, were involved in inviting Our Favorite Nazi and none said, "Hmmmm, fighting on the Eastern Front against the Russians, could be problematic."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 26, 2023 03:43 PM (FVME7)

162
I was fun to watch the click in the Speaker's head as he read the proclamation

"he fought for Ukrainian Independence ... against ... Russia .."
Posted by: G'rump928(c)


Not unlike the mayor's welcome speech to Sheriff Bart in "Blazing Saddles", then?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 26, 2023 03:43 PM (xG4kz)

163 How many members are there in the Canadian House of Commons?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 03:43 PM (xTRSc)

164 Mail order brides, ukeleles, and DEMOCRACY

Posted by: wth at September 26, 2023 03:41 PM (v0R5T)

Tiny Tim was Ukrainian?

Posted by: Paulie bag a' donuts at September 26, 2023 03:44 PM (FjYaO)

165 Someone please dub a Hitler speech over Trudont's next speech.
Posted by: Minnfidel


It was Trump! It was always Trump!

Trump I tell you!!!

Posted by: Joe Scarborough, morning MSNBC moron at September 26, 2023 03:44 PM (vcOmj)

166 There's an awesome Downfall parody in here somewhere . . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 26, 2023 03:44 PM (iFTx/)

167 The family owned business I worked for over the last several years sold out to a Canadiel company. I lasted 16 months and retired a week ago.

They are all over ESG, DEI and all of that bullshit. I did crack up over all of the correspondence being translated into French though.

Posted by: DanMan at September 26, 2023 03:44 PM (8uzBS)

168 161 I'm sure dozens of people, people whose jobs are in politics /history, were involved in inviting Our Favorite Nazi and none said, "Hmmmm, fighting on the Eastern Front against the Russians, could be problematic."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 26, 2023 03:43 PM (FVME7)

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Well, yeah, but it was problematic because Russia was communist at the time. Aren't communists the good guys?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 03:44 PM (LvTSG)

169 I'm less concerned with the old Nazi than I am about the current Canadian (and US) government's slide into tyranny.

Seems a bit more pertinent to the situation.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 26, 2023 03:44 PM (Q4IgG)

170 164 Mail order brides, ukeleles, and DEMOCRACY

Posted by: wth at September 26, 2023 03:41 PM (v0R5T)

Tiny Tim was Ukrainian?
Posted by: Paulie bag a' donuts at September 26, 2023 03:44 PM (FjYaO)


"Tiptoe through the minefield . . ."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2023 03:45 PM (x0n13)

171 133 Probably not Hitler. He's still alive.
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Well, his brain is. It is connected to a Portuguese Water Dog.


brain and brain! what is brain?

Posted by: kara at September 26, 2023 03:45 PM (oY6Yp)

172 Trump is speaking to the union workers in MI tomorrow and also a bit of a rally.
One must join TruthSocial to read it
One must join X to read it
RSBN has it's head up it's ass
Search engines are loath to render direct answers if anything relating to a query.

Guess I'll try CNN

Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2023 03:45 PM (4DHSI)

173 How many members are there in the Canadian House of Commons?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 03:43 PM (xTRSc)

36 people, and 14 mooses.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 26, 2023 03:45 PM (dGCAG)

174 One of Canada's redeeming qualities is the availability of Cuban cigars. Other than that, I got nothing.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 26, 2023 03:45 PM (9/y3s)

175 JPMorgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon thinks the war on inflation is likely to get worse before it gets better—and that could mean interest rates rising to 7%.

7 is only a number and if we just click our $200 Air Jordan's together three times and say Big Mike for POTUS.................

Inflation will go away ! Also that is 88 !!!!!!!

Posted by: Mr. Creosote at September 26, 2023 03:46 PM (/Qz4j)

176 His district is part of Toronto, right?
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Montreal.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 26, 2023 03:46 PM (krqg6)

177 171 133 Probably not Hitler. He's still alive.
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Well, his brain is. It is connected to a Portuguese Water Dog.

brain and brain! what is brain?
Posted by: kara at September 26, 2023 03:45 PM (oY6Yp)


Morg v. Imorg. Discuss.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2023 03:46 PM (x0n13)

178 176 His district is part of Toronto, right?
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Montreal.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 26, 2023 03:46 PM (krqg6)

=======

What's the difference?

/s

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 03:46 PM (LvTSG)

179 Tiny Tim was Ukrainian?



No, but Oliver Twist was.

That's why Zelensky is always plantively holding out his hands to our government and saying "Hey, Bitches, gimme some more money."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 03:47 PM (xTRSc)

180 Quick history lesson for our Canadian friends:

During World War 2, Canada fought in the European theater alongside the UK against the Germans. You are quasi subjects of the UK.

Canadas allies during this time period included the US, NZ, Australia, and the USSR (*long story, but just picture "Russia and surrounding countries" for now. Big purple blob on the map).

Poland and France were occupied. Many countries in central Europe were caught in the cross hairs.

The people you were fighting in Europe were primarily the Germans and Italians.

So if you meet an old Ukranian guy who claims to have fought against the Russians in World War 2, that means he was fighting alongside the Germans to kill your allies.

So probably don't honor him for his war contributions in front of your Parliament.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 26, 2023 03:47 PM (mj0Qp)

181 Did that guy who spoke to the Canadian Government sat

" Eight Eight" ?????? Well then he is not a NAZI !!!!!!

Posted by: Mr. Creosote at September 26, 2023 03:47 PM (/Qz4j)

182 176 His district is part of Toronto, right?
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Montreal.
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This makes more sense.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 26, 2023 03:47 PM (pLaQB)

183 157

"A Hunka-Hunka burnin' untermensch!"

- - ElviSS PreSSley

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2023 03:43 PM (x0n13)

Nicely done JJ. I had no idea Elvis...so obvious.

Posted by: Paulie bag a' donuts at September 26, 2023 03:47 PM (FjYaO)

184 Seriously, how did Rota even find this guy to honor? Has he been running the old Nazi underground railroad into Canada? I mean, if I suddenly decided to honor some SS officer, I wouldn't know where to start. Do they have an association or reunions or something?
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

Bad performance art in front of Little Z. Fighting the evil Russia for Uke-rain!! Yay! Nazi? Oops.

Posted by: Cheri at September 26, 2023 03:47 PM (oiNtH)

185 JPMorgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon thinks the war on inflation is likely to get worse before it gets better—and that could mean interest rates rising to 7%.


Since I am living on capital, this is good news to me.

Not so much for working Americans.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 26, 2023 03:47 PM (aD39U)

186 How many members are there in the Canadian House of Commons?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 03:43 PM

Well it can't be much of an honor, it's common.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 26, 2023 03:47 PM (kzu4f)

187

It puts the Trudeau in the basket or it gets the hoser . . .

- - Jame Gumb-enfuhrer

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2023 03:47 PM (x0n13)

188 Even someone with a passing familiarity with what happened in Eastern Europe during World War II would know to check in on the guy they're planning to honor.

That was a time and place where Hell came to earth. Very few people came out of that looking clean.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 26, 2023 03:47 PM (0FoWg)

189 The Nazi at Arlington is Lauri Allan Törni (Larry Thorne), a Finn who fought the Russians, was more or less seconded to the SS, and died a Green Beret in Vietnam in 1965.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 26, 2023 03:47 PM (4PZHB)

190 180 So if you meet an old Ukranian guy who claims to have fought against the Russians in World War 2, that means he was fighting alongside the Germans to kill your allies.

So probably don't honor him for his war contributions in front of your Parliament.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 26, 2023 03:47 PM (mj0Qp)

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But the parties switched in the 1960s!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 03:48 PM (LvTSG)

191 =========

Well, yeah, but it was problematic because Russia was communist at the time. Aren't communists the good guys?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 03:44 PM (LvTSG)
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You are deliberately confusing the issue.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2023 03:48 PM (4DHSI)

192 I hope Nunavut decides to secede over this.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 03:49 PM (xTRSc)

193 How come I don't get any love around here? I mean, I know Stripes wasn't Prometheus, but it's still a Moron-worthy flick.

Posted by: Sgt. Hulka at September 26, 2023 03:49 PM (a3Q+t)

194 188 Even someone with a passing familiarity with what happened in Eastern Europe during World War II would know to check in on the guy they're planning to honor.

That was a time and place where Hell came to earth. Very few people came out of that looking clean.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 26, 2023 03:47 PM (0FoWg)


Have you ever seen the movie "Come and See" ?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2023 03:49 PM (x0n13)

195 Wait, it's only *now* that Norman Levine is embarrassed to be a Canadian? I thought that Justin Castreau would have given him many more opportunities to be ashamed before this one.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 26, 2023 03:49 PM (ufFOQ)

196 It's something

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 26, 2023 03:49 PM (xcxpd)

197 JPMorgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon thinks the war on inflation is likely to get worse before it gets better—and that could mean interest rates rising to 7%.
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But...but...we passed the Inflation Reduction Act! It reduced inflation!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 26, 2023 03:49 PM (F65kH)

198 143 Mail order brides, ukeleles, and DEMOCRACY

democracy, whisky, sexy > mail order brides, ukeleles, and democracty

Posted by: anachronda at September 26, 2023 03:49 PM (oY6Yp)

199 163 How many members are there in the Canadian House of Commons?
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338 [one seat currently vacant]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
44th_Canadian_Parliament

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 26, 2023 03:49 PM (krqg6)

200 191 You are deliberately confusing the issue.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2023 03:48 PM (4DHSI)

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I am deliberately trying to be slightly amusing to entertain myself while I listen to a business call where I have nothing to contribute.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 03:49 PM (LvTSG)

201 "JPMorgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon thinks the war on inflation is likely to get worse before it gets better..."

So inflation is going to get worse and the war against it will, too.

I'm sure no one saw that coming. It's all so unexpected. And all because Trump said "p***y".

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 26, 2023 03:50 PM (aXxgO)

202 Now if India would take up the cause of Quebec Independence my day would be complete.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 26, 2023 03:50 PM (aD39U)

203 JPMorgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon thinks the war on inflation is likely to get worse before it gets better—and that could mean interest rates rising to 7%. ...
Posted by: Mr. Creosote at September 26, 2023 03:46 PM (/Qz4j)
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I assume he's talking about the Fed rate, which is probably right if a bit optimistic.

Which implies an 8.25% to 9% (somewhere around there) 10 year Treasury rate.

Which implies a 9.75% to 11% 30-year fixed mortgage rate.

I hope you like your house because if you have a mortgage, you're stuck for a goodly while or you're taking a possibly very great loss. Or both. People are already basically stuck right now, which is one of the reasons inventories are so low - which is the only price support left.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 03:50 PM (t0OGg)

204 The Communists killed way more than the Nazis ever dreamed to do.

Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2023 03:50 PM (fwDg9)

205 173 How many members are there in the Canadian House of Commons?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 03:43 PM (xTRSc)

36 people, and 14 mooses.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 26, 2023 03:45 PM (dGCAG)

They're ALL loonies

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 26, 2023 03:50 PM (wtvvX)

206 194 Have you ever seen the movie "Come and See" ?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2023 03:49 PM (x0n13)

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It's a great tourism ad for Belorussia!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 03:50 PM (LvTSG)

207 How'd they find out he was a Nazi? Did he make that horrible okay sign with his fingers?

Posted by: Just Lily at September 26, 2023 03:50 PM (RREDB)

208 Nikki Haley says it's only 3% of our defense budget.

Who am I gonna trust, my lying eyes or Nikki the Neocon?
Posted by: BurtTC at September 26, 2023 03:43 PM (dGCAG)

Haley has literally no idea what we sent dollar-wise over there. She's basically like NeverTrumpers who insist there was no fraud in the 2020 election. Neither of them has no idea one way or another, they just don't care...they just bray it out like some sort of a brainless jackass. Embarrassing.

Posted by: Boswell at September 26, 2023 03:50 PM (K+UlC)

209 Lot's of people were Nazis. Because you had to join the Hitler Youth or die or support the party or die....... Even if you did not support Hitler.......

However if your favorite number is "88" You are a Nazi !!!!

Posted by: Mr. Creosote at September 26, 2023 03:50 PM (/Qz4j)

210 I am deliberately trying to be slightly amusing to entertain myself while I listen to a business call where I have nothing to contribute.
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I resemble this remark.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 26, 2023 03:50 PM (pLaQB)

211 Unless 98 year old Yaroslav Hunka was the last ukrainian Nazi in Canada, I imagine his 97 year old friends are a little pissed off at him right now.

Posted by: Chuck C at September 26, 2023 03:50 PM (xttsV)

212 The Trudeau government has finally succeeded in making me embarrassed to be a Canadian.

Where the f*ck have you been all this time? Up a moose's arse?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 26, 2023 03:51 PM (V8he0)

213 36 people, and 14 mooses.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 26, 2023 03:45 PM (dGCAG

Not apropos to anything but one of my favorite beers. Moose Drool.

Posted by: Paulie bag a' donuts at September 26, 2023 03:51 PM (FjYaO)

214 But the parties switched in the 1960s!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 03:48 PM (LvTSG)

That is true, I had not considered that angle.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 26, 2023 03:51 PM (mj0Qp)

215 Have you ever seen the movie "Come and See" ?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2023 03:49 PM (x0n13)

No. But now I will.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 26, 2023 03:51 PM (0FoWg)

216 This bikini blonde on the beach suddenly thinks that it is important to let people know that she has never been honored by Canadian Parliament and therefore is not the target of extradition to Poland:
https://is.gd/7pBrpR

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 03:51 PM (t0OGg)

217 197 JPMorgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon thinks the war on inflation is likely to get worse before it gets better—and that could mean interest rates rising to 7%.
=====================
But...but...we passed the Inflation Reduction Act! It reduced inflation!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 26, 2023 03:49 PM (F65kH)

But Biden's mouthpiece just informed us that Joey choo-choo has LOWERED prices!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 26, 2023 03:52 PM (wtvvX)

218 Hey, quick question: if this Canadian asshole can be executed for belonging to a military unit that committed war crimes, can members of the 20th Infantry Regiment who served in Vietnam be likewise tried for My Lai?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 26, 2023 03:52 PM (xcxpd)

219 "I mean, I know Stripes wasn't Prometheus..."

Thank God. Stripes was hella better. And memorable.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 26, 2023 03:52 PM (aXxgO)

220 Him and JFK Jr.

and Elvis

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 26, 2023 03:52 PM (YRsIm)

221 207 How'd they find out he was a Nazi? Did he make that horrible okay sign with his fingers?
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He showed off his Iron Cross 1st Class medal. Obama can only show you were the horse bit him.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 26, 2023 03:52 PM (pLaQB)

222 How come I don't get any love around here? I mean, I know Stripes wasn't Prometheus, but it's still a Moron-worthy flick.
Posted by: Sgt. Hulka at September 26, 2023 03:49 PM (a3Q+)
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That middle part with the RV dragged...

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 26, 2023 03:52 PM (RIvkX)

223 1. The Communists killed way more than the Nazis ever dreamed to do.
Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2023 03:50 PM

2 ???
3. Support ukraine and its Nazi's!

Posted by: Chuck C at September 26, 2023 03:53 PM (xttsV)

224 It's amusing how ignorant these people are. He's bending over backwards to apologize to the Jewish communities. The Waffen SS didn't just subrogate Jews. They were much more diversified than that. Gays, academics, disabled, rival politicians, rival soldiers, gypsies, religious groups, teachers, intellectuals. They all has SS targets on their backs.

This guy can't even apologize without showing how misinformed and ignorant he is.

Posted by: Orson at September 26, 2023 03:53 PM (dIske)

225 215 Have you ever seen the movie "Come and See" ?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2023 03:49 PM (x0n13)

No. But now I will.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 26, 2023 03:51 PM (0FoWg)

=========

For those who think Schindler's List is too cheery.

It's great, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 03:53 PM (LvTSG)

226 They can - and will - keep cranking rates up and the Fed needs to keep doing that, but inflation cannot be tamed until the government quits deficit spending. We can't sequester that shit in global trade flows anymore. The party is over.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 03:53 PM (t0OGg)

227 Free the five imprisoned leaders of Liberté de Quebec.

Posted by: Hans Gruber at September 26, 2023 03:53 PM (aD39U)

228
Your government loves you and has a plan for you.
It might involve an abortion or cutting off your junk as a prepubescent, but has been paid for by the sacrifice of people of color.

Posted by: Auspex at September 26, 2023 03:53 PM (dxcsE)

229 216 This bikini blonde on the beach suddenly thinks that it is important to let people know that she has never been honored by Canadian Parliament and therefore is not the target of extradition to Poland:
https://is.gd/7pBrpR
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 03:51 PM (t0OGg)

She COULD be Polish.
Last week's blonde in a blue bikini was better IMO

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 26, 2023 03:53 PM (xcxpd)

230 216 This bikini blonde on the beach suddenly thinks that it is important to let people know that she has never been honored by Canadian Parliament and therefore is not the target of extradition to Poland:
https://is.gd/7pBrpR

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 03:51 PM (t0OGg)

I'd like to take her in for.....questioning.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 26, 2023 03:53 PM (wtvvX)

231 Him and JFK Jr.

and Elvis


Don't forget me!

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at September 26, 2023 03:53 PM (xTRSc)

232 Have you ever seen the movie "Come and See" ?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2023 03:49 PM


Does performed in it count?

Posted by: Peter North, irregular AoSHQ Commenter and proud Canadian at September 26, 2023 03:54 PM (a3Q+t)

233 For those who think Schindler's List is too cheery.

It's great, though.
-------------------
Better than Babe: Pig in the City?

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 26, 2023 03:54 PM (pLaQB)

234 226 They can - and will - keep cranking rates up and the Fed needs to keep doing that, but inflation cannot be tamed until the government quits deficit spending. We can't sequester that shit in global trade flows anymore. The party is over.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 03:53 PM (t0OGg)

=========

10 year treasury is at 4.5% now.

Whee!!!!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 03:54 PM (LvTSG)

235
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I am deliberately trying to be slightly amusing to entertain myself while I listen to a business call where I have nothing to contribute.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 03:49 PM (LvTSG)
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A likely story

Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2023 03:54 PM (4DHSI)

236 233 For those who think Schindler's List is too cheery.

It's great, though.
-------------------
Better than Babe: Pig in the City?
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 26, 2023 03:54 PM (pLaQB)

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Not sure. I was making out during Schindler's List.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 03:55 PM (LvTSG)

237 My Lai and Agent Orange were Trump's fault !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Impeach him when he is re-elected in 2024 !!!!!!!

Posted by: Mr. Creosote at September 26, 2023 03:55 PM (/Qz4j)

238 I actually hated Stripes. Even as a teenager before I enlisted. Just hit me wrong. Hot chicks notwithstanding.

Same with Meatballs.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at September 26, 2023 03:55 PM (xPJvm)

239 "...served with slaughtered Polish civilians."

Wait, I don't understand that sentence.

Posted by: PJ at September 26, 2023 03:55 PM (G1dq6)

240 Now if India would take up the cause of Quebec Independence my day would be complete.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 26, 2023 03:50 PM (aD39U)
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Sadz I didn't think of this. My day wud too.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 26, 2023 03:55 PM (RIvkX)

241 32 I visted The Cemetary in Luxembourg where Patton is buried, visted Bastogne Battlefield, and visted a Run Down Nazi Cemetery in Belgium..... I also drank a Lowenbrau once also......So I guess I am a NAZI Supporter also.....



Posted by: Mr. Creosote at September 26, 2023 03:40 PM (/Qz4j)

When I was living in Kaiserslautern, Germany there were still a lot of gravestones with Nazi insignias in the city cemetery. I guess I'm a Nazi for having seen them.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 26, 2023 03:55 PM (BdMk6)

242 For those who think Schindler's List is too cheery.

It's great, though.
-------------------
Better than Babe: Pig in the City?

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 26, 2023 03:54 PM (pLaQB)

It's no Winnie the Poo.

Posted by: Paulie bag a' donuts at September 26, 2023 03:56 PM (FjYaO)

243 1. The Communists killed way more than the Nazis ever dreamed to do.
Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2023 03:50 PM

They definitely kept up...

Posted by: Boswell at September 26, 2023 03:56 PM (K+UlC)

244 235 A likely story
Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2023 03:54 PM (4DHSI)

========

You're right.

I just had to give an update on a defect that I'm not even responsible for.

I worked! Shame! Shame! Shame!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 03:56 PM (LvTSG)

245 I am certain that Chrystia Freeland, whose grandfather edited a Ukrainian-language Nazi newspaper in Eastern Europe during the Second World War, is behind this.

The purpose of all this is to legitimize the non-German SS units, and non-German Nazism generally, both in the Ukraine and in the Baltic States.

As long as you were killing Russians, you should get a pass.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 26, 2023 03:56 PM (2tUFv)

246 222 How come I don't get any love around here? I mean, I know Stripes wasn't Prometheus, but it's still a Moron-worthy flick.
Posted by: Sgt. Hulka at September 26, 2023 03:49 PM (a3Q+)
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That middle part with the RV dragged...
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 26, 2023 03:52 PM (RIvkX)

Recently saw an "extended" version with a long bit where Murray and Ramis get mixed up with a parachute unit that goes into Central America. Glad that bit got cut because it was pretty stupid.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 26, 2023 03:56 PM (N3zMI)

247 Late to the thread so, I'm pretty sure this has been observed (but just in case it hasn't) -

"Do you know who else honored Nazis?"

Posted by: Tonypete at September 26, 2023 03:56 PM (x7plP)

248 Lot's of people were Nazis. Because you had to join the Hitler Youth or die or support the party or die....... Even if you did not support Hitler.......

However if your favorite number is "88" You are a Nazi !!!!
Posted by: Mr. Creosote at September 26, 2023 03:50 PM (/Qz4j)

lolwut?

I'd like to see you cite a source for that one.

People joined the Hitler Youth because it was fun -- the kids got to go hiking and camping and do fun kid stuff. Like Boy Scouts.

Not that that has anything to do with anything, but these were kids who just joined a free summer camp type thing. I certainly don't judge anyone who did so.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 26, 2023 03:56 PM (mj0Qp)

249 Apparently he'd been hanging around the Parliament building with his Ukraine flag. At least that's what i read. I guess I'm wondering what would make a Ukrainian nazi feel comfortable enough to be hanging around in public like that.
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Dude's 98. Probably thought he was untouchable. Also, Ukraine flag.

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 26, 2023 03:56 PM (aBJcM)

250 Hey, quick question: if this Canadian asshole can be executed for belonging to a military unit that committed war crimes, can members of the 20th Infantry Regiment who served in Vietnam be likewise tried for My Lai?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 26, 2023 03:52 PM (xcxpd)


Did the members of the 20th commit immigration fraud by checking "no" next to the question "Did you serve with the Nazis/Waffen SS"?

Posted by: Chuck C at September 26, 2023 03:56 PM (xttsV)

251 I am deliberately trying to be slightly amusing to entertain myself while I listen to a business call where I have nothing to contribute.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 03:49 PM


Call me.

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at September 26, 2023 03:56 PM (a3Q+t)

252 243 1. The Communists killed way more than the Nazis ever dreamed to do.
Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2023 03:50 PM

They definitely kept up...
Posted by: Boswell at September 26, 2023 03:56 PM (K+UlC)

==========

"Raw numbers are a sucker's game. It's percentage of population that really matters."
-Pol Pot

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 03:57 PM (LvTSG)

253 Stripes had some great scenes and great characters. But as a movie, it was a mess.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 26, 2023 03:57 PM (i9ffA)

254 234 226 They can - and will - keep cranking rates up and the Fed needs to keep doing that, but inflation cannot be tamed until the government quits deficit spending. We can't sequester that shit in global trade flows anymore. The party is over.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 03:53 PM (t0OGg)

=========

10 year treasury is at 4.5% now.

Whee!!!!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 03:54 PM (LvTSG)
__________

I expect the Fed to do the opposite, though. 2024 is an election year. Democraps need good press about inflation, the economy, etc. The Fed will obey its master and reduce rates for purely political reasons. I expect that will happen at the end of this year or beginning of next.

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 26, 2023 03:57 PM (iFTx/)

255 239 "...served with slaughtered Polish civilians."

Wait, I don't understand that sentence.

Posted by: PJ at September 26, 2023 03:55 PM (G1dq6)

try it this way: "...served with THAT slaughtered Polish civilians."

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 26, 2023 03:57 PM (wtvvX)

256 Isn't Justine Castreu the leader of the House?

Or does Canada even get that wrong, they don't even know how to run a parliament?
Posted by: BurtTC at September 26, 2023 03:27 PM (dGCAG)

All Parliaments have Speakers. Do try to keep up.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2023 03:57 PM (uSX7C)

257 One of Canada's redeeming qualities is the availability of Cuban cigars. Other than that, I got nothing.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 26, 2023 03:45 PM (9/y3s)
......

There was Dudley Do-Right, but it kinda sucked when they cast Sarah Jessica Parker as Nell instead of "Horse".

Posted by: wth at September 26, 2023 03:57 PM (v0R5T)

258 254 I expect the Fed to do the opposite, though. 2024 is an election year. Democraps need good press about inflation, the economy, etc. The Fed will obey its master and reduce rates for purely political reasons. I expect that will happen at the end of this year or beginning of next.
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 26, 2023 03:57 PM (iFTx/)

========

Which would accelerate inflation, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 03:58 PM (LvTSG)

259 Call me.

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at September 26, 2023 03:56 PM (a3Q+t)

Ok, this cracked me up.

Posted by: Paulie bag a' donuts at September 26, 2023 03:58 PM (FjYaO)

260 How come I don't get any love around here? I mean, I know Stripes wasn't Prometheus, but it's still a Moron-worthy flick.
Posted by: Sgt. Hulka

That's a fact, Jack!!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 26, 2023 03:58 PM (x7plP)

261 10 year treasury is at 4.5% now.

Whee!!!!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 03:54 PM (LvTSG)
++++
Which is shocking when you consider that the most recent 13-week Bill in my portfolio (will be issued this week) has a 5.330% effective annual yield.

I don't see how there is a market for CDs right now when short-term bills are yielding higher than them. Sure, they're uninsured - but if the US government goes broke, then FDIC guarantees are worthless, too.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 03:58 PM (t0OGg)

262 I am deliberately trying to be slightly amusing to entertain myself while I listen to a business call where I have nothing to contribute.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 03:49 PM

Call me.
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin
---
I was just on an HR zoom meeting where someone forgot to turn off her camera before she fell fast asleep. I was asleep too, but I turned my camera off.

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 26, 2023 03:58 PM (aBJcM)

263 261 I don't see how there is a market for CDs right now when short-term bills are yielding higher than them. Sure, they're uninsured - but if the US government goes broke, then FDIC guarantees are worthless, too.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 03:58 PM (t0OGg)

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My normalcy bias says that you are wrong.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 03:58 PM (LvTSG)

264 However if your favorite number is "88" You are a Nazi !!!!
Posted by: Mr. Creosote at September 26, 2023 03:50 PM (/Qz4j)

Dang, I guess I'm a Nazi because I liked the Junkers 88 medium bomber.

Posted by: Hadji Hassan at September 26, 2023 03:59 PM (azYCi)

265
Used to go Walleye fishing in northern Ontario but now you get a lecture at the border and aren't allowed to have a beer in your boat so fuck em, eh?

Posted by: Auspex at September 26, 2023 03:59 PM (dxcsE)

266 eople joined the Hitler Youth because it was fun -- the kids got to go hiking and camping and do fun kid stuff. Like Boy Scouts.

Not that that has anything to do with anything, but these were kids who just joined a free summer camp type thing. I certainly don't judge anyone who did so.


The conductor Herbert von Karajan was in the Hitler Youth. Don't know what his motivation was.

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at September 26, 2023 03:59 PM (xTRSc)

267 237 My Lai and Agent Orange were Trump's fault !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Impeach him when he is re-elected in 2024 !!!!!!!
Posted by: Mr. Creosote at September 26, 2023 03:55 PM (/Qz4j)

It's even worse than you think - Trump IS Agent Orange!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 26, 2023 03:59 PM (i9ffA)

268 Have you ever seen the movie "Come and See" ?

For those people who think that the SS was OK, as long as they were killing Russians, that movie is the antidote.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 26, 2023 03:59 PM (2tUFv)

269 Off sticky "comic" sock.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 26, 2023 03:59 PM (azYCi)

270 Membership in Hitler Youth or League of German Maidens was made compulsory in 1939.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 26, 2023 03:59 PM (RIvkX)

271 257 One of Canada's redeeming qualities is the availability of Cuban cigars. Other than that, I got nothing.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 26, 2023 03:45 PM (9/y3s)


Take off, you hoser!

Posted by: Bob and Doug Mckenzie at September 26, 2023 04:00 PM (PiwSw)

272 I was just on an HR zoom meeting where someone forgot to turn off her camera before she fell fast asleep. I was asleep too, but I turned my camera off.

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 26, 2023 03:58 PM (aBJcM)

You shoulda grabbed her boob.....oh wait. Never mind.

Posted by: Paulie bag a' donuts at September 26, 2023 04:00 PM (FjYaO)

273 I expect the Fed to do the opposite, though. 2024 is an election year. Democraps need good press about inflation, the economy, etc. The Fed will obey its master and reduce rates for purely political reasons. I expect that will happen at the end of this year or beginning of next.
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 26, 2023 03:57 PM (iFTx/)
++++
I'm taking the other side of this one. We won't have to wait too long to find out who is right.

Historically, the Fed has no problem with playing politics and doing whatever it takes to enable the rulers to do what they want - right up until the chips are down and they *have* to defend the Dollar or lose control. So far, the Fed has a 100% track record of telling the government to piss up a rope while it does whatever it thinks it has to in order to defend the currency. I'm betting that this trend will continue uninterrupted.

If they get rid of Powell, that is subject to change depending on who they install. So far, Powell shows no indication of breaking with Fed tradition.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 04:00 PM (t0OGg)

274 Why does Target H8T Persons of Color that are struggling because of Trump's Economic Policies ???

Target will close nine store in four states, including one in East Harlem, New York, and three in San Francisco, saying that theft and organized retail crime have threatened the safety of its workers and customers.

Posted by: Mr. Creosote at September 26, 2023 04:00 PM (/Qz4j)

275 270 Membership in Hitler Youth or League of German Maidens was made compulsory in 1939.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 26, 2023 03:59 PM (RIvkX)

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I feel like we all learned this when Benedict XVI became pope.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 04:00 PM (LvTSG)

276 All Parliaments have Speakers.



I miss Betty Boothroyd.

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at September 26, 2023 04:01 PM (xTRSc)

277 Houses in my neighborhood are selling like hotcakes.

About a year ago some thugs moved in around the corner.
That was the signal. Old owners are dying and the kids don't GAS what happens with the house they inherited or the neighborhood of their youth.

Since then, the thugs have cleaned up their act and the house, two more houses, on my block, have sold to families that will increase their value and the value of the neighborhood.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2023 04:01 PM (4DHSI)

278 258 254 I expect the Fed to do the opposite, though. 2024 is an election year. Democraps need good press about inflation, the economy, etc. The Fed will obey its master and reduce rates for purely political reasons. I expect that will happen at the end of this year or beginning of next.
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 26, 2023 03:57 PM (iFTx/)

========

Which would accelerate inflation, right?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 03:58 PM (LvTSG)
__________

Long term, yes. But short term will produce lower interest rates, probably juice the market, etc. It was the Fed's MO for the entire Obama administration. I expect them to go back to that playbook for 2024.

And I continue to believe that raising interest rates will have little affect on inflation. As JM points about above, inflation will continue to soar -- no matter what the Fed does -- until the government stops printing fake money.

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 26, 2023 04:01 PM (iFTx/)

279 Back from my anger-dispensing walk.

So far Rota has stepped down as Speaker, not as an MP. That might change if the heat keeps getting cranked up. Wait and see. Liberals don't tend to fall on their swords though especially it it would threaten that life-long indexed-to-real-inflation pension that Parliament-Parasites get. Whatever happens, expect Trudeau to try to shield himself from the fallout.

@BurtTC: "Why does Canuckistan have a House Speaker? Aren't they a parliamentary system, like Britain?"

A Westminster Parliamentary system, yes. And the House of Commons, once it forms a government, selects an MP to be the Speaker of the House. While sitting as Speaker, that MP does not get a vote except in the case of a tie. See here: https://is.gd/1fd9fc

The U.K. House of Commons also has a Speaker of the House.

Think of the Speaker as a referee of the house. He directs the business of the day, corrects MPs for wrongdoings (requests apologies for transgressions of the rules, or ejects them until they agree to return and apologize to the House.)

Trudeau is Canada's Prime Minister. The governing party's leader gets that position, traditionally.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 26, 2023 04:01 PM (qPw5n)

280 @185 Since I am living on capital, this is good news to me.

An interesting distinction. I tire easily of our semi-homeowners whining about their mortgages. Does no one own anything?

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 26, 2023 04:01 PM (4PZHB)

281 "...served with slaughtered Polish civilians."
......

and a side of spaetzle.

Posted by: wth at September 26, 2023 04:02 PM (v0R5T)

282 What's a guy got to do to get sued by HB around here?

Posted by: DaveA at September 26, 2023 04:02 PM (FhXTo)

283 Make that three houses. The one closest to my house sold in less than a week.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2023 04:02 PM (4DHSI)

284 I miss Betty Boothroyd.
Posted by: Jimmy Carter at September 26, 2023 04:01 PM (xTRSc)


Jimmy, did we not have a talk about this?

Posted by: Rosalynn Carter at September 26, 2023 04:02 PM (PiwSw)

285 Even someone with a passing familiarity with what happened in Eastern Europe during World War II would know to check in on the guy they're planning to honor.

He was introduced in Parliament as a guy who fought for Ukraine against the Russians in the Second World War.

How stupid do you have to be to not know what that meant?

The entire Canadian parliament, apparently - I didn't see a single person not joining in the ovation.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 26, 2023 04:02 PM (2tUFv)

286 248 You kill dozens of Russians in WWII and you're a War Hero.

But blow one Nazi...

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 26, 2023 04:02 PM (nnp+f)

287 Canada is a beautiful country. They also had great novelists such as Robertson Davies and L.M. Montgomery, the latter of whom, who wrote the Anne of Green Gables series, a favorite of many girls.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2023 04:02 PM (RSbhh)

288 League of German Maidens



So the girls could get out of that one by being sluts?

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at September 26, 2023 04:02 PM (xTRSc)

289 Used to go Walleye fishing in northern Ontario but now you get a lecture at the border and aren't allowed to have a beer in your boat so fuck em, eh?

Posted by: Auspex at September 26, 2023 03:59 PM (dxcsE)

Oh yeah, thats Commie shit right there eh?

Posted by: Paulie bag a' donuts at September 26, 2023 04:02 PM (FjYaO)

290 Klipsch speakers > Parliament speakers

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at September 26, 2023 04:02 PM (ScR16)

291 For those who think Schindler's List is too cheery.

It's great, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 03:53 PM (LvTSG

Noted; this sounds like it's my speed.

I always like to hear two people who like good movies tell me it doesn't suck before I watch it. That box is checked.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 26, 2023 04:03 PM (0FoWg)

292 >>>I miss Betty Boothroyd.
--------------------------

Light of my life

Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2023 04:03 PM (4DHSI)

293 277 Since then, the thugs have cleaned up their act and the house, two more houses, on my block, have sold to families that will increase their value and the value of the neighborhood.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2023 04:01 PM (4DHSI)

========

Our house sold in 5 days, and we didn't even show the house for the first 2.

And less than a week after the inspection (that was curiously light on requests), there was another accident on the road outside of our house. It started in front of our house but destroyed two sections of fence half a block down.

Dolley was getting physically ill at the thought of the buyers pulling out of the deal, but nothing yet!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 04:03 PM (LvTSG)

294 The conductor Herbert von Karajan was in the Hitler Youth. Don't know what his motivation was.
Posted by: Jimmy Carter at September 26, 2023 03:59 PM (xTRSc)

Sure - killing people. Like all Nazis.

The world-wide depression and WW1 created more of a mess than it was supposed to solve. We should have known better, but we had W. Wilson as President...ugh.

Posted by: Boswell at September 26, 2023 04:03 PM (K+UlC)

295 Oops, that's two strikes for me.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 04:03 PM (xTRSc)

296 Klipsch speakers > Parliament speakers
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at September 26, 2023 04:02 PM (ScR16)
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That's true.

But then, so are the $5 manufactured e-waste speakers that they toss in with low-end computer systems.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 04:04 PM (t0OGg)

297 Nazi mindset was truly disturbed. A group trained German shepherds to run under tanks and the pull a cord on a backpack. In training they got a treat , on the Eastern front they blew up. After a couple of detonations the soldiers refused to kill any more dogs. They wipe out millions of Jews, Russians, Poles etc , but they drew the line at dogs

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 26, 2023 04:04 PM (cot+J)

298 10 🚨BREAKING: Canadian House Speaker Anthony Rota resigns after honoring Yaroslav Hunka, a Nazi who fought with the 14th division of the Waffen SS against the Russians in Ukraine in WWll with a standing ovation during a visit by Volodomyr Zelenskyy
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What about the people who cheered the honor of the Nazi war criminal? They steppin' down too?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 03:25 PM (t0OGg)

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Joe,
That would be everybody in the Canuck Parliament. Including the so called Conservatives. We can only hope.

Posted by: rd at September 26, 2023 04:04 PM (8w72p)

299 Used to go Walleye fishing in northern Ontario but now you get a lecture at the border and aren't allowed to have a beer in your boat so fuck em, eh?
Posted by: Auspex at September 26, 2023 03:59 PM

This! We used to do the same. Now I stay in MN and there's plenty of fishing and beer to be had without the hassle. I feel bad for the resort owners. But otherwise screw them.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 26, 2023 04:04 PM (kzu4f)

300 The Fed will obey its master and reduce rates for purely political reasons. I expect that will happen at the end of this year or beginning of next.
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 26, 2023 03:57 PM (iFTx/)
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I'm taking the other side of this one. We won't have to wait too long to find out who is right.

Historically, the Fed has no problem with playing politics and doing whatever it takes to enable the rulers to do what they want - right up until the chips are down and they *have* to defend the Dollar or lose control. So far, the Fed has a 100% track record of telling the government to piss up a rope while it does whatever it thinks it has to in order to defend the currency. I'm betting that this trend will continue uninterrupted.

If they get rid of Powell, that is subject to change depending on who they install. So far, Powell shows no indication of breaking with Fed tradition.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 04:00 PM (t0OGg)
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I'll take that action. We will know by April who is right. I think the cut(s) will happen sooner, though.

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 26, 2023 04:04 PM (iFTx/)

301 291 Noted; this sounds like it's my speed.

I always like to hear two people who like good movies tell me it doesn't suck before I watch it. That box is checked.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 26, 2023 04:03 PM (0FoWg)

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It's supposedly part of the tradition of Soviet films that's as much a damnation of Soviet policies as anything else in the actual film. It was the only way artists in the USSR could put out their frustrations regarding their ruling class: by using Nazis as metaphor.

It's one reason Nazis were so prominent in Soviet cinema for so long.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 04:05 PM (LvTSG)

302 {209} However if your favorite number is "88" You are a Nazi !!!!

Posted by: Mr. Creosote at September 26, 2023 03:50 PM (/Qz4j)


And here I just liked the jet truck's call-sign in Buckaroo Banzai, which itself was based on the song "Rocket 88" by Jackie Brenston and his Delta Cats.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 26, 2023 04:05 PM (qPw5n)

303 So the girls could get out of that one by being sluts?
Posted by: Jimmy Carter at September 26, 2023 04:02 PM (xTRSc)
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Unless recruited for Lebensborn program.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 26, 2023 04:05 PM (RIvkX)

304 Ok all, gotta go to the bank, empty the safe deposit box and find somewhere to bury the contents that's safer.

Posted by: Paulie bag a' donuts at September 26, 2023 04:05 PM (FjYaO)

305 They wipe out millions of Jews, Russians, Poles etc , but they drew the line at dogs
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 26, 2023 04:04 PM (cot+J)


Wimps.

Posted by: Tony Fauci at September 26, 2023 04:05 PM (PiwSw)

306 Gold bars are the best investment strategy.

Posted by: Bob Menendez at September 26, 2023 04:05 PM (v0R5T)

307 So the girls could get out of that one by being sluts?

Nope - the Nazis wanted a high birth rate, and weren't finicky about how the girls got pregnant.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 26, 2023 04:05 PM (2tUFv)

308 I'll take that action. We will know by April who is right. I think the cut(s) will happen sooner, though.
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 26, 2023 04:04 PM (iFTx/)
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If in April rates are lower than they are today, I will eat crow here on the forum. I won't have any money, though, so there will not be a cash bet!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 04:05 PM (t0OGg)

309 >>>Poland is now demanding that Canada extradite him so they can try him -- and execute him, I trust -- for war crimes.
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Now, right now, Is the first time in the history of man that he couldn't pick up and leave, go somewhere else and start a new life.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2023 04:06 PM (4DHSI)

310 People joined the Hitler Youth because it was fun -- the kids got to go hiking and camping and do fun kid stuff. Like Boy Scouts.

Not that that has anything to do with anything, but these were kids who just joined a free summer camp type thing. I certainly don't judge anyone who did so.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 26, 2023 03:56 PM (mj0Qp)

I met several Hitler Youth in Germany. They all admitted having to give a formal fealty oath to Adolf Hitler. Hands on the swastika flag and all. The Hitler Youth programs were nothing but militant nazi indoctrination.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 26, 2023 04:06 PM (BdMk6)

311 308 If in April rates are lower than they are today, I will eat crow here on the forum. I won't have any money, though, so there will not be a cash bet!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 04:05 PM (t0OGg)

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Use gold.

I'll hold onto it until April.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 04:06 PM (LvTSG)

312 Sure takes an awful lot to embarrass Norman, eh?

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 26, 2023 04:06 PM (2YtOq)

313 Use gold.

I'll hold onto it until April.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 04:06 PM (LvTSG)
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Do I look like a senator from New Jersey to you?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 04:06 PM (t0OGg)

314 thanks, SFp, I was trying to remember that name!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at September 26, 2023 04:07 PM (YNbPJ)

315 308 I'll take that action. We will know by April who is right. I think the cut(s) will happen sooner, though.
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 26, 2023 04:04 PM (iFTx/)
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If in April rates are lower than they are today, I will eat crow here on the forum. I won't have any money, though, so there will not be a cash bet!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 04:05 PM (t0OGg)
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Done!

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 26, 2023 04:07 PM (iFTx/)

316 306 Gold bars are the best investment strategy.

Fuckin' A, Damn straight.

Posted by: William Devane at September 26, 2023 04:07 PM (og5mY)

317 According to the 2011 census, 88.6% of all Polish citizens adhere to the Roman Catholic Church.



Thst's Eight Eight (8 and we all know what that means !!

Posted by: Mr. Creosote at September 26, 2023 04:07 PM (/Qz4j)

318 What do you think our kids are doing in Cultural Marxists Seminaries?

Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2023 04:07 PM (fwDg9)

319 313 Do I look like a senator from New Jersey to you?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 04:06 PM (t0OGg)

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...Yes?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 04:07 PM (LvTSG)

320 {10} What about the people who cheered the honor of the Nazi war criminal? They steppin' down too?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 03:25 PM (t0OGg)


Doubtful the clapping seal brigade will face any sanctions, though they MIGHT face a little heat from voters in their ridings. Maybe. They'll ignore that, of course. "It'll all blow over by the next election."

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 26, 2023 04:07 PM (qPw5n)

321 By the way I don't think this was completely just leftist stupidity.

Yes the idiots applauding the Waffen SS guy probably had no idea who he was or hell what the status of Ukraine was in WWII.

But Rota and Trudeau? They, or at least their handlers knew who this was and it was sending a message.

To Ukraine: Let your NAZI freak flag fly and kill some Russians

To Russia: F*ck you we are going to destroy your country

To people familiar with History: The Canuck Reich has no problem with using government to keep your people in line

Posted by: 18-1 at September 26, 2023 04:08 PM (XqcwY)

322 316 306 Gold bars are the best investment strategy.

Fuckin' A, Damn straight.
Posted by: William Devane at September 26, 2023 04:07 PM (og5mY)


Sometimes. Sometimes not.

Posted by: John Travolta at September 26, 2023 04:08 PM (PiwSw)

323 Ein Volk!

Ein Reich!

Ein Trudeau!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 26, 2023 04:08 PM (2tUFv)

324 LOOOL India News Had Diplomat Deepak Vohra claims on TV there are "credible rumours" that sniffer dogs in India found cocaine on Trudeau’s plane and that Canada's PM didn't attend the G20 dinner because he was high on drugs

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 26, 2023 04:08 PM (Ke+Bi)

325 And less than a week after the inspection (that was curiously light on requests), there was another accident on the road outside of our house. It started in front of our house but destroyed two sections of fence half a block down.


Jeesh, TJM, do you live on Deadman's Curve?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 04:09 PM (xTRSc)

326 if your favorite number is "88"
I have a confession. That sumbitch is my father's Oldsmobile.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 26, 2023 04:09 PM (4PZHB)

327 & spot-on, Skip

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at September 26, 2023 04:09 PM (YNbPJ)

328 Canadian governments of the late 19th Century encouraged Eastern European immigration to take up [grain] farming in the Western prairies.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 26, 2023 03:39 PM (krqg6)

That's why they had Klondike Days in Edmonton: there's a Uke on every corner.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2023 04:09 PM (uSX7C)

329 325 And less than a week after the inspection (that was curiously light on requests), there was another accident on the road outside of our house. It started in front of our house but destroyed two sections of fence half a block down.


Jeesh, TJM, do you live on Deadman's Curve?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 04:09 PM (xTRSc)

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Seems like it sometimes.

Our new house is in a rural subdivision and on a cul de sac. It's going to be much quieter.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 04:10 PM (LvTSG)

330 So Poland is now demanding extradition of the Nazi and they are refusing the Ukraine any more weapons . They also ignored Zelensky when he stopped in their country. Anyone else think the Poles are thinking of grabbing Lvov if the Ukes collapse?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 26, 2023 04:10 PM (cot+J)

331 Putin

I am Lump.

Posted by: Fetterman's Lump at September 26, 2023 04:10 PM (Vu7A1)

332 I watched Come and See recently and don't understand the effusive praise it gets.

Posted by: spindrift at September 26, 2023 04:10 PM (EGPRf)

333 It was fun. Until it wasn't.

Posted by: The Hitler Youts at September 26, 2023 04:11 PM (V8he0)

334 Not that that has anything to do with anything, but these were kids who just joined a free summer camp type thing. I certainly don't judge anyone who did so.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 26, 2023 03:56 PM (mj0Qp)



IIRC, Hitler Youth membership wasn't really voluntary. With certain exceptions (Jews for one) all boys of a certain age were expected to participate.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 26, 2023 04:11 PM (guGkK)

335 However if your favorite number is "88" You are a Nazi !!!!
Posted by: Mr. Creosote at September 26, 2023 03:50 PM (/Qz4j)

Someone let Dale Earnhardt Jr know.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 26, 2023 04:11 PM (N39Ws)

336 {166} There's an awesome Downfall parody in here somewhere . . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 26, 2023 03:44 PM (iFTx/)


I'm hoping for a really good one in the coming days. This has gone world-wide. Because of the blow-up Trudeau caused with India a few days ago, they're jumping on this latest Nazi thing and are just running with it like mad.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 26, 2023 04:11 PM (qPw5n)

337 The Poles should be demanding the blood of Trudeau and the Speaker.

And Chrystia Freeland too, because f*** her.

Posted by: XTC at September 26, 2023 04:11 PM (UnA8+)

338 331 Putin

I am Lump.
Posted by: Fetterman's Lump at September 26, 2023 04:10 PM (Vu7A1)

Anybody think Dr Pimple Popper could fix this?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 26, 2023 04:12 PM (N39Ws)

339 Isn't it ironic?

Posted by: Alanis Morrisette at September 26, 2023 04:12 PM (Mzdiz)

340 >>>Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 04:03 PM (LvTSG)
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The second best part is the good deal on your new digs.

I'm looking for the opportunity but it hasn't presented itself.
This is the best selling time I'll ever have. I'm literally thinking of buying a trailer and living in a WalMart parking lot until the I find the right buy.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2023 04:12 PM (4DHSI)

341 Justine Trudeau is a prancing pounce...

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 26, 2023 04:12 PM (uRCDM)

342 It was the only way artists in the USSR could put out their frustrations regarding their ruling class: by using Nazis as metaphor.

It's one reason Nazis were so prominent in Soviet cinema for so long.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 04:05 PM (LvTSG

I could easily see this being the case. Just a nudge. How different is this?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 26, 2023 04:13 PM (0FoWg)

343 Well, Democrat Robert KKK Byrd was eulogized by Joe Biden.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 26, 2023 04:13 PM (NpAcC)

344 316 306 Gold bars are the best investment strategy.

Fuckin' A, Damn straight.
Posted by: William Devane at September 26, 2023 04:07 PM (og5mY)

Sometimes. Sometimes not.
Posted by: John Travolta at September 26, 2023 04:08 PM (PiwSw)


Have you considered the benefits of a reverse mortgage?

Posted by: Joe Namath at September 26, 2023 04:13 PM (guGkK)

345 @339 don't ya think?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 26, 2023 04:14 PM (cot+J)

346 LOOOL India News Had Diplomat Deepak Vohra claims on TV there are "credible rumours" that sniffer dogs in India found cocaine on Trudeau’s plane and that Canada's PM didn't attend the G20 dinner because he was high on drugs

One of the best things that could happen right now is another power that isn't part of the WEF starting to make its mark on the world stage.

The WEF crew have an alliance with China - but if we have India, the Arab block, and Russia opposed it might force some sanity on them.

Also note - this is why the WEF stole the election in Brazil - they didn't want a Trumpian leader there opposing their policies...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 26, 2023 04:14 PM (XqcwY)

347 However if your favorite number is "88" You are a Nazi !!!!
Posted by: Mr. Creosote at September 26, 2023 03:50 PM (/Qz4j)


I really am a Nazi, because I had a crush on the guy on my h.s. football team who was number 88. It's stuck with me, too.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 26, 2023 04:14 PM (Mzdiz)

348 340 The second best part is the good deal on your new digs.

I'm looking for the opportunity but it hasn't presented itself.
This is the best selling time I'll ever have. I'm literally thinking of buying a trailer and living in a WalMart parking lot until the I find the right buy.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2023 04:12 PM (4DHSI)

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Our interest rates are more than doubling, but we're getting a solid amount from the old house's equity, are actually buying the new house for less money (about 10% less), and Dolley's job is effectively a $100,000 raise.

When we get to finally recast, we're going to be a very good position, paying just a few hundred dollars more per month.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 04:14 PM (LvTSG)

349 Justine Trudeau is a prancing pounce...


Well, at least he's not a prancing seize.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 04:15 PM (xTRSc)

350 A whole lot of Poles died to make sure Lwow became Ukrainian...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 26, 2023 04:15 PM (XqcwY)

351 What do you think our kids are doing in Cultural Marxists Seminaries?
Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2023 04:07 PM (fwDg9)

Barack Hussein Obama! Mmmm. Mmmm. Mmmm

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 26, 2023 04:15 PM (BdMk6)

352 Yeah the 14th Waffen SS at the end of the war got protected by the British who allowed them to stay instead of being deported to the USSR for summary executions.

So the British government needs to step down also.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 26, 2023 04:15 PM (uRCDM)

353 One more thought: I'm waiting for Israel to demand the extradition of Yaroslav Hunka so they can convene a War Crimes trial.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 26, 2023 04:15 PM (qPw5n)

354 Apparently history education no longer includes who fought whom...

Posted by: Fra Fillipo at September 26, 2023 04:15 PM (Nge8H)

355 I visted The Cemetary in Luxembourg where Patton is buried


Patton died in a car crash in California. That must have been one hell of a long funeral.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 26, 2023 04:15 PM (guGkK)

356 308 I'll take that action. We will know by April who is right. I think the cut(s) will happen sooner, though.
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 26, 2023 04:04 PM (iFTx/)
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If in April rates are lower than they are today, I will eat crow here on the forum. I won't have any money, though, so there will not be a cash bet!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at
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Never underestimate Joe

Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2023 04:16 PM (4DHSI)

357 I can't believe Trump made them invite a Nazi.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 26, 2023 04:16 PM (O+BhX)

358 Thanks Tex.

And Poland should get this guy back to Poland. This overplaying of Ukraine's hand by Biden and the globalists is going to lead to another war, you know? Europe is kept together with band aids.

Posted by: PJ at September 26, 2023 04:16 PM (G1dq6)

359 So what if he was a Nazi? They are all garden variety versions of uber far left liberals. Nazis weren't really fascists, just socialists who fought other communists and were labelled by Stalin in a pejorative way.

All three isms are identical. The left needs to stop with the shocked act as if labelling someone a fascist who's socialist or communist gives them immunity from the ugliness they create.

Basically the panic is over the fact they have honored another uber liberal. They do it all the time. They're all disciples of Castro, Stalin, Mao. Pol Pot, Hitler, Mussolini, etc.. They are disgusted with themselves.

Posted by: jeremiah at September 26, 2023 04:16 PM (h04CF)

360 Apparently history education no longer includes who fought whom...

Knowing things that history says happened is a sign of white supremacy.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 26, 2023 04:16 PM (XqcwY)

361 342 I could easily see this being the case. Just a nudge. How different is this?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 26, 2023 04:13 PM (0FoWg)

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Here's the trailer: I think it gives a good idea, but it's Russian so the film isn't actually cut like a modern day action movie.

https://youtu.be/yjEyIHVNd-A?
si=qyZeTPXEW3B8D9Mm

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 04:16 PM (LvTSG)

362 From Insty:
The 10 year treasury note has risen to 4.55% interest. This compares to 0.67 in 2020. We are in deeeeep trouble.

https://tinyurl.com/45k37u6k

Posted by: Archimedes at September 26, 2023 04:17 PM (I/Qkd)

363 A Steel Building is a solid investment and useful, too!

-Bart Starr

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 26, 2023 04:17 PM (O+BhX)

364 The Skipper and Gilligan were Nazis. They named their boat the SS Minnow.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 04:17 PM (xTRSc)

365 355 I visted The Cemetary in Luxembourg where Patton is buried


Patton died in a car crash in California. That must have been one hell of a long funeral.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 26, 2023 04:15 PM (guGkK)

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Yeah, Heidelberg, Germany, California.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 04:17 PM (LvTSG)

366 Manly songs for manly men.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RA9ACK2xXM4

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 26, 2023 04:18 PM (FVME7)

367 Klipsch speakers > Parliament speakers
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at September 26, 2023 04:02 PM (ScR16)



I will agree here......wholeheartedly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2023 04:18 PM (Zz0t1)

368 Taken to a hospital in Heidelberg, Patton was discovered to have a compression fracture and dislocation of the cervical third and fourth vertebrae, resulting in a broken neck and cervical spinal cord injury that rendered him paralyzed from the neck down.

Patton spent most of the next 12 days in spinal traction to decrease the pressure on his spine. All non-medical visitors except Patton's wife Beatrice, who had flown from the U.S., were forbidden. Patton, who had been told he had no chance to ever again ride a horse or resume normal life, at one point commented, "This is a hell of a way to die." He died in his sleep of pulmonary edema and congestive heart failure at about 6:00 pm on December 21, 1945, at the age of 60.

Patton's grave in Luxembourg City
On December 24, Patton was buried at the Luxembourg American Cemetery and Memorial in the Hamm district of Luxembourg City, alongside some wartime casualties of the Third Army, in accordance with his request to "be buried with [his] men." You may now continue.

Posted by: @SOEarpiece at September 26, 2023 04:18 PM (aD39U)

369 The 10 year treasury note has risen to 4.55% interest. This compares to 0.67 in 2020. We are in deeeeep trouble.


Food prices have doubled since Biden was installed.

That isn't the 7% or whatever they are claiming rate of inflation.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 26, 2023 04:19 PM (XqcwY)

370 Patton was offed by Ike.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 04:19 PM (xTRSc)

371 13 week Treasury is over 5%

Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2023 04:19 PM (4DHSI)

372
Hotsy-totsy, another Ukrainian Nazi!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 26, 2023 04:19 PM (xG4kz)

373 Post VE Day - "Hey! Anyone around here know anything about rocketry? Sign up for our program - no questions asked and all sins forgiven!!"


Everyone's hands are dirty.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 26, 2023 04:19 PM (x7plP)

374 "I particularly want to extend my deepest apologies to Jewish communities in Canada and around the world"
_____

Any chance Trudeau will apologize for calling the Trucker Convoy Nazi's?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 26, 2023 04:19 PM (fs1hN)

375 370 Patton was offed by Ike.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 04:19 PM (xTRSc).

nah

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 26, 2023 04:19 PM (xcxpd)

376 _____

Any chance Trudeau will apologize for calling the Trucker Convoy Nazi's?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 26, 2023 04:19 PM (fs1hN)



You have a better chance of winning the $1bn powerball.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2023 04:20 PM (Zz0t1)

377 Menendez used Senate loophole to keep his ‘Cuban’ cash stash secret from taxpayers

https://tinyurl.com/5n6v8npm

Posted by: redridinghood at September 26, 2023 04:20 PM (NpAcC)

378 >>> 324 LOOOL India News Had Diplomat Deepak Vohra claims on TV there are "credible rumours" that sniffer dogs in India found cocaine on Trudeau’s plane and that Canada's PM didn't attend the G20 dinner because he was high on drugs
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 26, 2023 04:08 PM (Ke+Bi)

It wasn't mine, it was Hunter's!!!

Posted by: Justin Castreau at September 26, 2023 04:20 PM (llON8)

379 . Patton, who had been told he had no chance to ever again ride a horse or resume normal life, at one point commented, "This is a hell of a way to die."

You know the phrase, "The past is another country"? Could you imagine a major figure in the American military leadership speaking like that now?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 26, 2023 04:20 PM (XqcwY)

380
Klipsch Klopsch go the horsies' hooves!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 26, 2023 04:21 PM (xG4kz)

381 Oops. Patton was born in San Fernando, CA but died in Germany.

I shall now retire to contemplate my faults and rue my duplicitous memory.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 26, 2023 04:21 PM (guGkK)

382 Read that if proper accounting were used inflation would be over 15%

Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2023 04:21 PM (4DHSI)

383 Learn how General George S. Patton, Jr., one of America's greatest battlefield commanders, died on December 21, 1945 in an Army hospital in Heidelberg, Germany. Find out how he was paralyzed by a car accident, how he was buried at the American Cemetery in Hamm, Luxembourg, and how he was mourned by his wife and friends.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 26, 2023 04:21 PM (krqg6)

384 Here's the trailer: I think it gives a good idea, but it's Russian so the film isn't actually cut like a modern day action movie.

Interesting that they chose a semi-Kraut Mozart for the music. No Russian composers were available?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 26, 2023 04:21 PM (I/Qkd)

385 Apparently history education no longer includes who fought whom...
Posted by: Fra Fillipo

This is supposed to be a 'appy occasion. Let's not bicker about 'oo killed 'oo…

Posted by: Tonypete at September 26, 2023 04:21 PM (x7plP)

386 Patton was offed by Ike.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 04:19 PM (xTRSc).

nah


I think somebody in the Deep State wanted Patton gone, and Ike reluctantly agreed to it.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 04:21 PM (xTRSc)

387 >The 10 year treasury note has risen to 4.55% interest. This compares to 0.67 in 2020. We are in deeeeep trouble.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 26, 2023 04:17 PM (I/Qkd)

No comments on the topic at hand?

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at September 26, 2023 04:21 PM (TIcXN)

388 You have a better chance of winning the $1bn powerball.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2023 04:20 PM (Zz0t1)

That billion+ dollar powerball ticket was sold right up the road from me.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 26, 2023 04:22 PM (Mzdiz)

389 Here is the photo I took of Gen. Patton's grave. A simple headstone like all the soldiers buried there.

https://tinyurl.com/genpattongrave

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 26, 2023 04:22 PM (uRCDM)

390 He will be sentenced to play 4 rounds of Beer Hunter.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2023 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)

So I’m _not_ the only one who bought that album.

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at September 26, 2023 04:22 PM (wu87C)

391 *pinches the bridge of his nose* I feel a headache coming on.

https://is.gd/tzrjNv

Toronto Sun: "WARMINGTON: Another tribute to WWII Ukrainian Nazi unit in Oakville (Ontario)

The first thing Canada should do after fully investigating Jaroslav Hunka’s Nazi war record is tear down the cenotaph commemorating his former SS unit.
"


No, no, NO. We do not tear down cenotaphs to dead soldiers, even enemy dead. Do NOT go there.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 26, 2023 04:22 PM (qPw5n)

392
"Those gold bars were our door stops! Doesn't everyone use them?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 26, 2023 04:22 PM (xG4kz)

393 I shall now retire to contemplate my faults and rue my duplicitous memory.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 26, 2023 04:21 PM (guGkK)


I saw Duplicitous Memory open for Bad Brains at CBGB in '94.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 26, 2023 04:22 PM (PiwSw)

394 @355 Patton died in a car crash in California.

It was in Mannheim. I've been to the cemetery too.
Cemetery is in Luxembourg.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 26, 2023 04:22 PM (4PZHB)

395 Post VE Day - "Hey! Anyone around here know anything about rocketry? Sign up for our program - no questions asked and all sins forgiven!!"

One of the more credible theories I've heard about Roswell is that it was ex-Axis scientists working for the US government on the effects of radiation on biological material, in this case ill-gotten corpses. And ANY story was better from the US government's perspective then the truth so "Must be aliens!"

Posted by: 18-1 at September 26, 2023 04:23 PM (XqcwY)

396 389 Here is the photo I took of Gen. Patton's grave. A simple headstone like all the soldiers buried there.

https://tinyurl.com/genpattongrave
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 26, 2023 04:22 PM (uRCDM)

=========

See?!

It says California! It's in California!

/s

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 04:23 PM (LvTSG)

397 Maybe during the ceremony lots woke up they are National Socialists so cheered

Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2023 04:23 PM (fwDg9)

398 I shall now retire to contemplate my faults and rue my duplicitous memory.
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I'd abstain from drawing up a guest list for President Trump's 2025 inauguration as well.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 26, 2023 04:23 PM (krqg6)

399 I found this interesting, per the Wiki

in accordance with his request to "be buried with [his] men." While he was initially buried in the middle of a plot like every other service member, the large number of visitors to his grave damaged the cemetery grounds, and his remains were moved to their current location at the front of the grave plots.

Our family went there in 1972 or about and I do remember his grave being separate.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 26, 2023 04:23 PM (aD39U)

400 Patton died in a car crash in California. That must have been one hell of a long funeral.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 26, 2023 04:15 PM (guGkK)

There's a city called 'California' in German?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 26, 2023 04:23 PM (xcxpd)

401 No comments on the topic at hand?

Canadian governmental types are as stupid as ours.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 26, 2023 04:23 PM (I/Qkd)

402
So I’m _not_ the only one who bought that album.
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at September 26, 2023 04:22 PM (wu87C)



I win every time.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2023 04:24 PM (Zz0t1)

403 Patton was offed by Ike.

Nonsense.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 26, 2023 04:24 PM (V8he0)

404 >>> 382 Read that if proper accounting were used inflation would be over 15%
Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2023 04:21 PM (4DHSI)

https://www.shadowstats.com/

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 26, 2023 04:24 PM (llON8)

405 TJM, don't you have to watch Prometheus again?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 26, 2023 04:24 PM (uRCDM)

406 You know who ELSE died in 1945?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 04:25 PM (xTRSc)

407 See?!

It says California! It's in California!



LOL

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 26, 2023 04:25 PM (guGkK)

408
https://www.shadowstats.com/
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 26, 2023 04:24 PM



I read that as 'shadowtats' and expected a completely different website.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2023 04:25 PM (Zz0t1)

409
It was in Mannheim. I've been to the cemetery too.
Cemetery is in Luxembourg.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver


And the other vehicle was a steam roller

ba-dum! ssssss!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 26, 2023 04:25 PM (xG4kz)

410 Thanks Anna. That was nice.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 26, 2023 04:25 PM (xcxpd)

411 You know who ELSE died in 1945?

Klaus Schwab's spiritual mentor?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 26, 2023 04:25 PM (XqcwY)

412 There's a city called 'California' in German?



It's pronounced "Cullifornia."

Posted by: Ahnold at September 26, 2023 04:26 PM (xTRSc)

413 I find it fitting that Patton's grave is positioned so for all of eternity he is reviewing the troops.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 26, 2023 04:26 PM (uRCDM)

414 I saw something at CBGB in 1977. I don't remember what.

I also saw Frank Zappa, but I don't remember it. My friends told me it happened.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 26, 2023 04:26 PM (Mzdiz)

415 405 TJM, don't you have to watch Prometheus again?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 26, 2023 04:24 PM (uRCDM)

========

I hadn't even considered mentioning it!

Tonight is Sleeping Beauty. No, not that one. No, not that one either.

The silent German one from 1917 directed by Paul Leni.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 04:26 PM (LvTSG)

416 Patton was offed by Ike.
Do major companies often hire applicants who solicit underwear photos of other men on line? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 26, 2023 04:26 PM (4PZHB)

417 nah

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo
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That comment was so offensive it didn't deserve a response.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2023 04:26 PM (4DHSI)

418 You know who ELSE died in 1945?

Lemme guess. Did he goose step and eat a slug?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 26, 2023 04:26 PM (guGkK)

419 NOOD Joey B Fallin'

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 26, 2023 04:26 PM (llON8)

420 101 20 it is grimly amusing that Canada is even more of a Clown Show than the US.
Posted by: Ex GOP at September 26, 2023 03:35 PM (V3K4b)

I don't know. The pendulum swings.

Posted by: m at September 26, 2023 04:27 PM (Dz9Qm)

421 Do major companies often hire applicants who solicit underwear photos of other men on line? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver

Let's ask Zombie J. Edgar Hoover for his thoughts.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 26, 2023 04:27 PM (x7plP)

422 And the other vehicle was a steam roller


The term "Mannheim steamroller" was originally a slang term for the crescendo mark in music. It was supposedly invented in Mannheim.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 04:27 PM (xTRSc)

423 I really like the French black&white version of Beauty and the Beast.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 26, 2023 04:28 PM (uRCDM)

424 "That billion+ dollar powerball ticket was sold right up the road from me."


What are the odds?

Posted by: eleven at September 26, 2023 04:28 PM (iziT8)

425 When Patton's widow died, the family could not get permission to inter her with her husband in the military cemetery. So the kids had her cremated, sneaked in at night, and tossed her ashes over the fence.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 26, 2023 04:29 PM (4PZHB)

426 368 Taken to a hospital in Heidelberg, Patton was discovered to have a compression fracture and dislocation of the cervical third and fourth vertebrae, resulting in a broken neck and cervical spinal cord injury that rendered him paralyzed from the neck down.

Patton spent most of the next 12 days in spinal traction to decrease the pressure on his spine. All non-medical visitors except Patton's wife Beatrice, who had flown from the U.S., were forbidden. Patton, who had been told he had no chance to ever again ride a horse or resume normal life, at one point commented, "This is a hell of a way to die." He died in his sleep of pulmonary edema and congestive heart failure at about 6:00 pm on December 21, 1945, at the age of 60.

Patton's grave in Luxembourg City
On December 24, Patton was buried at the Luxembourg American Cemetery and Memorial in the Hamm district of Luxembourg City, alongside some wartime casualties of the Third Army, in accordance with his request to "be buried with [his] men." You may now continue.
Posted by: @SOEarpiece at September 26, 2023 04:18 PM (aD39U)

Very cool that he was able to think and speak coherently in those final hours. Thanks for this.

Posted by: m at September 26, 2023 04:31 PM (Dz9Qm)

427 And it’s no accident that the protesting truckers and their supporters were still treated worse than a real life Nazi who physically was in the heart of their government.

Posted by: Crazy to be sane at September 26, 2023 04:31 PM (k0Bx3)

428 I also saw Frank Zappa, but I don't remember it. My friends told me it happened.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 26, 2023 04:26 PM (Mzdiz)

Don't feel bad. This was a common occurrence at Zappa concerts.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 26, 2023 04:34 PM (BdMk6)

429 Post VE Day - "Hey! Anyone around here know anything about rocketry? Sign up for our program - no questions asked and all sins forgiven!!"
Everyone's hands are dirty.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 26, 2023 04:19 PM


That was a pragmatic choice which gave us ICBMs, Saturn V rockets, and Apollo. What did canada and the powers that be get out of celebrating a ukrainian Nazi, other than sticking it in our face and stealing billions of dollars.

Posted by: Chuck C at September 26, 2023 04:36 PM (xttsV)

430 PSA

Do not wander around the house in the dark. Your tail bone will not forgive you.

Posted by: Infidel at September 26, 2023 04:39 PM (CEX6j)

431 HoC Speaker, Anthony Rota, says the decision to invite a Ukrainian veteran who served in a Nazi military unit in WW2 to Zelensky's speech, was "entirely" his own.
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Sure, Jan.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 03:27 PM (t0OGg)

"Military Unit"

Rounding up and shooting Polish and Jewish women and children is the highest form of the military.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 26, 2023 04:40 PM (eoQWY)

432 Dr Pimple Popper

I AM LUMP

Posted by: Fetterman's Lump at September 26, 2023 04:44 PM (Vu7A1)

433 >>> 324 LOOOL India News Had Diplomat Deepak Vohra claims on TV there are "credible rumours" that sniffer dogs in India found cocaine on Trudeau’s plane and that Canada's PM didn't attend the G20 dinner because he was high on drugs
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 26, 2023 04:08 PM (Ke+Bi)

It wasn't mine, it was Hunter's!!!
Posted by: Justin Castreau at September 26, 2023 04:20 PM (llON

I love the increasing lack of "collegiality" between foreign press and the western lackeys of the deep state.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 26, 2023 04:45 PM (eoQWY)

434 Why does Canuckistan have a House Speaker? Aren't they a parliamentary system, like Britain?

Isn't Justine Castreu the leader of the House?

Or does Canada even get that wrong, they don't even know how to run a parliament?
Posted by: BurtTC at September 26, 2023 03:27 PM (dGCAG)

From what I remember from designer notes for a "war game" involving Canada's government and separatism its a bit of a mess but mostly parlimentarian with some features to placate the French speaker minority.

This was in the 70s and 80s though, they may have changed things.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 26, 2023 04:48 PM (eoQWY)

435 while I'm a naturalized citizen living in Arkansas, I grew up a bit north of AOP.
I have seldom met anyone who understands the structure of the Canadian govt.
In Canada, voters do NOT have the opportunity to vote for or against that mini-dictator fathered by Castro. You get to vote for your representative ... and the winning party gets to select one of their number to be the PM.
So, Albertans never have the opportunity to get effective representation, since the entire eastern part of Canada has the vast majority of the population and they vote welfare/liberal.

Posted by: Wingnutt at September 26, 2023 05:33 PM (aavc9)

436 He wants to apologies to ther Jewish communities, but as you mentioned many of these Nazi's spent most of their time murdering Poles, or kidnapping anyone with blond hair and blue eyes that they can turn in to their ideal human, not to mention ther millions of soldiers across the world that died to stop them.

But the only ones whoever get an apology is a very specific group that is always used as a political pawn by the left.

Posted by: Rbastid at September 26, 2023 06:38 PM (pRWa3)

437 We have a judge who over turned a court martial decision regarding a traitor who deserted to the Taliban and cost American lives and I'm supposed to be mad about this? In the meantime there are several murder, vicious assault cases where blacks refuse to find their bros guilty. Ask me if I care. In fact I am ready to go all Amish right about now.

Posted by: Jane at September 26, 2023 10:48 PM (EcD5Y)

Hunter Biden Sues Rudy Giuliani For "Hacking" the Computer That Hunter Biden Continues Claiming Does Not Belong to Him

He's suing on behalf of the unnamed third party the computer really belongs to?

Hunter Biden on Tuesday filed a lawsuit against Rudy Giuliani alleging the former President Trump lawyer violated his privacy rights by illegally disseminating content from Biden's infamous laptop.

The complaint filed in the U.S. District Court for the Central District of California states Giuliani is "primarily responsible" for the "total annihilation" of Biden's digital privacy. It also names Robert Costello, a former federal prosecutor who previously represented Giuliani, as a defendant, Fox News has confirmed.

"For the past many months and even years, Defendants have dedicated an extraordinary amount of time and energy toward looking for, hacking into, tampering with, manipulating, copying, disseminating, and generally obsessing over data that they were given that was taken or stolen from Plaintiff's devices or storage platforms, including what Defendants claim to have obtained from Plaintiff's alleged 'laptop' computer," Biden's attorneys wrote in the complaint, claiming that the data was not even from a "laptop," but from an "external drive."

LOL. The fact that the data came from an external hard drive rather than a laptop as we've all been calling it is the case cracker, as Vincent "Callo/Gallo" Gambini would say.

...

The president has repeatedly denied any involvement in his son's business dealings.

Hunter Biden's attorneys previously issued cease-and-desist letters to Giuliani and others who obtained and disseminated the laptop's contents.

The lawsuit seeks a court order to prevent Giuliani and others from accessing, tampering with, manipulating or copying Biden's data and have them return the "device/hard drive" to Biden, along with any backup files, cloud files or copies of the same data.

So it does belong to him? Or not?

He continues trying to have it both ways -- suing on "invasion of privacy" grounds while also insisting the disseminated photos and chat messages aren't his at all.

For background, Hunter Biden's mysterious "Sugar Brother" Kevin Morris, his lawyer and bong-buddy and who-knows-what-else, infamously paid off Hunter Biden's $2 million outstanding tax bill to help Hunter avoid jail. Morris dishonestly characterizes this gift as a "loan," but will never attempt to get the money back. It's a disguised payoff and illegal contribution to the Joe Biden 2020 campaign.

David Weiss, of course, refused to investigate this clear case of illegal donations to Joe Biden.

The FBI and IRS probed allegations that Joe Biden's 2020 presidential campaign may have benefitted from "campaign finance criminal violations" by allowing a politically connected lawyer to help pay off Hunter Biden's large tax debts but agents were blocked by federal prosecutors from further action, according to new information uncovered by congressional investigators.

The previously unreported campaign finance inquiry was first alluded to in transcribed interviews by House investigators with two IRS agents and a retired FBI supervisor, and the allegations since have been augmented in recent weeks by new evidence uncovered by the House Ways and Means Committee, the House Judiciary Committee and the House Oversight Committee.

That evidence includes a case summary memo written by IRS Supervisory Criminal Investigative Agent Gary Shapley to his bosses dated May 3, 2021 in which he alleged that Lesley Wolf, a top prosecutor in the Hunter Biden case inside Delaware U.S. Attorney David Weiss' office, waived agents off the campaign finance case. Shapley provided the information to Congress under the protections of whistleblower laws, and lawmakers voted the information to be public

"This investigation has been hampered and slowed by claims of potential election meddling," Shapley wrote in the memo, according to his now-public transcribed interview with House Ways and Means where he read verbatim a passage from the memo. "Through interviews and review of evidence obtained, it appears there may be campaign finance criminal violations.

But Weiss is Trump's hand-picked US Attorney (lol).

Kevin Morris is shelling out for even more lawyers, aggressive head-hunting ones, expensive ones, -- Abbe Lowell charges $855 per hour -- to punish all the people who told the truth about Hunter Biden with endless lawfair.

These are all undisclosed, unlimited campaign donations to Joe Biden -- and of course no one bothers opening a case.

Meanwhile, the hyperlitigious attorney who's suing everyone for telling the truth is being accused of a "brazen coverup" and "far reaching conspiracy" to hide his work for... a foreign government.

It's like they all shop at the same store, huh?

Hunter Biden's lawyer accused of involvement in 'brazen coverup'

By Josh Boswell For Dailymail.com
Hunter Biden 's hotshot lawyer has been accused of involvement in a 'brazen coverup' and 'far-reaching conspiracy' to violate court orders, hide documents, and encourage a witness to lie under oath. Attorney Abbe Lowell is accused in court documents filed last Friday of secretly working for Middle East nation Qatar in a scheme to conceal communications about an alleged computer hacking plot.

It is another example of Lowell getting embroiled in allegations of shady dealings with foreign nations -- after emails published by DailyMail.com earlier this year showed the Justice Department scrutinized his links with suspected Chinese spies. Lowell did not respond to a request for comment. The top lawyer helped fight Bill Clinton 's impeachment in 1998 and represented Donald Trump 's daughter Ivanka and son-in-law Jared Kushner. He is currently defending Hunter from federal prosecution for tax and gun crimes, as well as other potential federal charges over the First Son's deals with China , Ukrainian oligarchs, Qatar, and other foreign nations or businesses.

But Lowell's own alleged dealings with foreign nations are now coming under scrutiny in bombshell court documents. Last week's legal filing involving Lowell came from a lawsuit by former top GOP money man and Donald Trump confidant Elliott Broidy, who sued the government of Qatar in 2018 for an alleged hacking and smear campaign against him in 2017 and 2018. Qatar has always strongly denied his hack-and-smear allegations. Lowell was representing a businessman allegedly working in the US for Qatar in 2018, and allegedly drafted documents in which a witness appears to have lied to help get Lowell's client diplomatic immunity protection, Broidy's lawsuit claims.

Lowell also allegedly offered the witness, American political consultant to Qatar Joey Allaham, over $1.5 million to defy a court order and conceal documents pertaining to the hacking plot, according to Broidy's filing. Lowell, who works at firm Winston & Strawn, was representing alleged Qatari government fixer Jamal Benomar in 2018, according to court records. The lawyer ended up becoming deeply involved in Broidy's legal battle -- in part because Broidy accused Lowell's client Benomar of being one of the architects of the alleged scheme to hack his emails. But Broidy's legal team have now uncovered emails purportedly showing Lowell was also 'representing Qatar itself, not just Benomar'.

No FARA registration for connected leftwingers, of course!

And Hunter's "Sugar Brother" himself, Kevin Morris, faces a bar complaint.

Though I doubt anything will come of this. Again: if you're part of the leftist tyranny machine, you own the state, and the world is your oyster.

First son Hunter Biden isn't the only one tied up in legal battles: so is his BFF super-lawyer Kevin Morris.

...

And now, The Post can reveal, the California State Bar has opened an official ethics investigation into the flashy, bong-smoking Malibu lawyer, 60, who's been linked to Hunter in what often seems more like a bromance than an attorney-client relationship since 2019.

I don't know what these Buttf*ck Toxic Twins are up to and I don't want to know.


And in a separate development, on Friday it will be Morris' turn to be in the legal spotlight. A conservative group which has publicized the contents of Hunter's laptop is suing Morris in a California court to try and shut down his own lawsuit against it, accusing him of an attack on their free speech.

...

[N]ow Morris has also taken over Hunter's stake in an LLC, Skanateales, that owns 10% of a private equity fund called BHR that is controlled in large part by the Bank of China, according to company records.

Oh how nice, the "Sugar Brother" took over Hunter's stake in the corrupt Chinese intelligence front-company.

BHR was founded shortly after Hunter and President Joe Biden visited China in 2013 and is a focus in House Republican investigations into the Bidens' business dealings.

But because of his alliance with Biden, Morris also become embroiled in shenanigans of his own that are serious enough to have landed him in hot water with the California State Bar.

The State Bar has warned him its investigation could result, documents obtained by The Post show, in "investigation or prosecution." At the moment, however, Morris has been an attorney in good standing with the State Bar for 35 years. He declined comment to The Post.

The probe arises out of Morris' dealings with Irish filmmaker Phelim McAleer in the fall of 2021 when the attorney flew on his Dassault Falcon 50 private jet to Serbia, where McAleer and his wife Ann McElhinney were filming his movie "My Son Hunter," a dramatic reconstruction of the First Son's drug- and prostitute-filled years as revealed on Hunter's laptop.

McAleer accuses Morris of "spying" on the set and saying only that he was a lawyer for Trey Parker and Matt Stone, the creators of "South Park," and that he was doing a documentary on Hunter.

McAleer alleges he never said he also represented Hunter or even knew him, an omission which McAleer used as the basis of the ethics complaint he filed with the State Bar last year.

The State Bar's Office of Chief Trial counsel has now placed Morris officially under investigation, assigned the case to an investigator and told McAleer it could lead to "further investigation and prosecution," according to documents he shared with The Post.

I don't know if spying while lying about who you are and what your interest is counts as an offense that could result in bar discipline.

I do know Trump and Giuliani would already be indicted for these acts, though.

Meanwhile: Oh no, Joe! Don't slip and fall on the baby steps!

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:18 PM




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Posted by: Beartooth at September 26, 2023 02:18 PM (azYCi)

2 I'll go get the Yorkies

Posted by: Beartooth at September 26, 2023 02:18 PM (azYCi)

3 i did not read the content, but I did nood

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 26, 2023 02:19 PM (fKIdX)

4 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2023 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)

5 I thought it was Russian disinformation.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2023 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)

6 hee hee he almost busted his ass again

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 26, 2023 02:19 PM (CIS44)

7 DC is asshoe all the way down. As are most state capitols.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 26, 2023 02:20 PM (ynpvh)

8 Oh no, he stayed upright.

Posted by: Dr. T at September 26, 2023 02:21 PM (bhRsz)

9 This is a version of the left’s x isn’t happening but if it is, it’s good. But the inverse.

Posted by: Montec at September 26, 2023 02:21 PM (YoZoX)

10 Hunter Biden on Tuesday filed a lawsuit against Rudy Giuliani alleging the former President Trump lawyer violated his privacy rights by illegally disseminating content from Biden's infamous laptop.
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Hmmm.

Rudy: enemy of the Party
Hunter: deep in the Party

I think I see which way this will go.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 02:21 PM (t0OGg)

11 F*ck Joe Biden.

And his entire trailer trash family.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2023 02:22 PM (Zz0t1)

12 🤡 🌎

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 26, 2023 02:22 PM (q4g6M)

13 So Hunter is going with "Those are not my emails on that computer that is not mine with nude photos' that are also not mine " Defense ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 26, 2023 02:22 PM (bs+z0)

14 data that they were given that was taken or stolen from Plaintiff's devices or storage platforms, including what Defendants claim to have obtained from Plaintiff's alleged 'laptop' computer," Biden's attorneys wrote in the complaint, claiming that the data was not even from a "laptop," but from an "external drive."
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When?

Because part of this story, IIRC, is that part of the verification was an iCloud ID. Unlikely for an external drive that was always an external drive. Also unlikely that text message traffic would be stored there.

I'll bet that, if true, this is a distraction and it was something like an image of the laptop's drive that was copied to an external device.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 02:23 PM (t0OGg)

15 13 So Hunter is going with "Those are not my emails on that computer that is not mine with nude photos' that are also not mine " Defense ?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 26, 2023 02:22 PM (bs+z0)

========

"The computer was mine, but it was stolen and hacked and it's impossible to tell what was there before and what is Russian disinformation."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 02:23 PM (LvTSG)

16 SUUUUUPER GEEEEEENIUS

Posted by: Disinformation Expert, Formerly Virginian at September 26, 2023 02:23 PM (N1DT3)

17 The Fetterman gambit is unbeatable. Amazing Chess players we have. America should be proud.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 26, 2023 02:23 PM (AMd6i)

18 He continues trying to have it both ways -- suing on "invasion of privacy" grounds while also insisting the disseminated photos and chat messages aren't his at all.
++++
He's used to having it both ways.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 02:23 PM (t0OGg)

19 Does anyone really expect the State Bar of CALIFORNIA to do the right, legal thing?

I didn't think so......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2023 02:23 PM (Zz0t1)

20 18 He continues trying to have it both ways -- suing on "invasion of privacy" grounds while also insisting the disseminated photos and chat messages aren't his at all.
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He's used to having it both ways.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 02:23 PM (t0OGg)

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*weeps bitterly in the corner*
-Yellow

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 02:24 PM (LvTSG)

21 Meanwhile, the hyperlitigious attorney who's suing everyone for telling the truth is being accused of a "brazen coverup" and "far reaching conspiracy" to hide his work for... a foreign government.

It's like they all shop at the same store, huh?

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It's a big club, ain't it?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 02:24 PM (t0OGg)

22 So Hunter is going with "Those are not my emails on that computer that is not mine with nude photos' that are also not mine " Defense ?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 26, 2023 02:22 PM (bs+z0)



HAXOR.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2023 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)

23
"The computer was mine, but it was stolen and hacked and it's impossible to tell what was there before and what is Russian disinformation."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 02:23 PM (LvTSG)

That's all good and well but what about all the witnesses ? harder to "talk" that away

Posted by: It's me donna at September 26, 2023 02:24 PM (bs+z0)

24 My feelings about Gun Grabbing drunkard Rudy are, well,
meh. Hitched his horse to a person that can't keep his yap shut and he expects less?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 26, 2023 02:24 PM (9/y3s)

25 Will we be going to the White House to be with Daddy and Pop-Pop for Halloween, mommy?

Posted by: Navy Joan Biden at September 26, 2023 02:24 PM (MZbt/)

26 I'd bet if there was a kid at the bottom of the stairs he would ride the hand rail down and dismount with a half-gainer with a full twist.

Posted by: meal team 6 at September 26, 2023 02:25 PM (plqnc)

27 Do a flip!

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at September 26, 2023 02:25 PM (TIcXN)

28 No FARA registration for connected leftwingers, of course!
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Let this serve as your periodic reminder that the deep state destroyed Flynn's life over an alleged FARA violation. It was never proven, but it was the club they used to beat him down into the ground.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 02:25 PM (t0OGg)

29 If it's not "his" computer, how does HB have "standing" to sue about it? Am I getting this concept completely wrong?

Posted by: Moki at September 26, 2023 02:25 PM (JrN/x)

30 retirement date countdown in minutes:________
thought balloon for all the people in the frame
with:___________

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 26, 2023 02:25 PM (9f0ty)

31 Will we be going to the White House to be with Daddy and Pop-Pop for Halloween, mommy?
Posted by: Navy Joan Biden

no but here's another of daddys paintings.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 26, 2023 02:25 PM (CIS44)

32 Sometimes I feel sorry for Joe. Dementia and all. Then I remember he has been fucking the country over for 45 years. Fuck that guy in particular.

and Jill is worse than Jenny.

Hunter is sad. Probably wants to get back to hookers and blow.

Posted by: DOYLE at September 26, 2023 02:25 PM (Z8Yh2)

33 Cocaine Is One Hell Of A Drug...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 26, 2023 02:25 PM (0lY6Y)

34 Stop hacking my comments.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 26, 2023 02:26 PM (O+BhX)

35 What kind of crazy luck does Nursing Home Joe have that he manages to avoid the full tumble during all of the stair stumbles?

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 26, 2023 02:26 PM (CU1/u)

36 I swear Hunter is doing his best to keep his laptop, his name, his actions, and the Biden Crime Family in the news.

Posted by: t-bird at September 26, 2023 02:26 PM (CaJIi)

37 31 Will we be going to the White House to be with Daddy and Pop-Pop for Halloween, mommy?
Posted by: Navy Joan Biden


Stay away... Stay far away

Posted by: It's me donna at September 26, 2023 02:26 PM (bs+z0)

38 28 No FARA registration for connected leftwingers, of course!
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Let this serve as your periodic reminder that the deep state destroyed Flynn's life over an alleged FARA violation. It was never proven, but it was the club they used to beat him down into the ground.
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Flynn may get his revenge sooner than expected. Hate to be those guys.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 26, 2023 02:26 PM (AMd6i)

39 "Abbe Lowell charges $855 per hour"

There is no way Lowell charges $855 per hour. I worked in the same big NYC law firm with him. He was charging $1200 a hour, and this was well before Covid. He is easily up to $1400 or even $1500 an hour by now.

I know the NY Post reported $855, but that simply can't be. Senior associates at major law firms are billing at $800. Lowell is a nationally-known player. He is charging way more than a senior associate.

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 26, 2023 02:26 PM (iFTx/)

40 23
"The computer was mine, but it was stolen and hacked and it's impossible to tell what was there before and what is Russian disinformation."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 02:23 PM (LvTSG)

That's all good and well but what about all the witnesses ? harder to "talk" that away

Posted by: It's me donna at September 26, 2023 02:24 PM (bs+z0)

I'm reminded of a restraining order hearing where the woman said, several times, that her husband "killed her". The judge asked for clarification...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 26, 2023 02:27 PM (ynpvh)

41 The Canadian Speaker of the House just resigned. He helped lead the riotous applause for an actual SS NAZI.

https://is.gd/Q9x42v

It's a good start, but not enough.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 26, 2023 02:27 PM (R38qh)

42 Claiming poverty when it comes to paying child support but sues everyone's asses here, there, and everywhere using a platoon of lawyers. I will say this for him, and it's the only thing, he has steel-balled chutzpah.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 26, 2023 02:27 PM (V202s)

43 Elon Musk cleverly ridicules the clot shot.

https://tinyurl.com/nzwrhadz

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 26, 2023 02:27 PM (FVME7)

44 Stop hacking my comments.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 26, 2023 02:26 PM (O+BhX)



I can't figure out why I read this as "Stop hacking my condiments."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2023 02:27 PM (Zz0t1)

45 Abbe Lowell charges $855 per hour"

My, my... For someone who is broke he sure has a lot of suing money...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 26, 2023 02:27 PM (bs+z0)

46 he looked a bit wobbly on those stairs. must have been really windy.

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