1. Democrat Operative With History of Fake News Tweets Lie.<br>2. Trump Deranged Chubby Clown Jimmy Kimmel Blasts It Out.<br>3. Alleged "Journalists" Retweet It Without Any Fact-Checking.

1. Democrat Operative With History of Fake News Tweets Lie.
2. Trump Deranged Chubby Clown Jimmy Kimmel Blasts It Out.
3. Alleged "Journalists" Retweet It Without Any Fact-Checking.

I know I ask this a lot, but I ask again: Most Americans are in danger of being deplatformed by the tech monopolies for retweeting anything that the rotten leftwing cunts at Twitter, Google, and FaceBook decide isn't "factual" or "helpful."

But Andrea Mitchell and the rest of MSNBC and CNN tweet out fake news all fucking day long and they are never even required to delete their tweets.

And meanwhile, most of the corporate pseudoright says This Is Right and Good, Corporate Power Uber Alles, God Bless Us All.

The original fake newser isn't deleting his tweet:

Andrew Kaczynski pointed out that McDermott had a similar viral tweet about President Trump back in 2017. Back then he claimed Trump hadn’t spent Easter at church. It turned out that Trump had gone to services that same day but McDermott refused to delete his inaccurate tweet because “it wasn’t factually inaccurate when it was posted.” What he meant was, he didn’t know he was wrong at the time.
Bottom line, this guy is a hack’s hack and is not going to delete his Pence tweet even though it’s clearly wrong. Just since I started writing this it has racked up another 23,000 likes and 5,000 retweets.

Jimmy Kimmel isn't deleting his tweet -- he's doubling down by re-accusing Pence of a slightly different offense.

And Andrew Mitchell says she's proud to have retweeted this:

What can we say? Fake photo op? https://t.co/cd4IJR4AU6
— Andrea Mitchell (@mitchellreports) May 8, 2020

Glad we asked...turns out he was joking! We checked the original tape. Reporter on scene says @VP did deliver PPE https://t.co/XkZJsVaOWR
— Andrea Mitchell (@mitchellreports) May 8, 2020

At some point, the great mass of Americans being made serfs by ruling class are going to become... let's say, quite unruly.

And won't that be fun.

I'm glad that the leftwing establishment, with the eager assistance of the pseudoright corporatists, has finally established a new aristocracy and Status-based system of rights and privileges in America.

Posted by: Ace at 06:00 PM

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1 First?

Posted by: Catherine at May 08, 2020 06:01 PM (rSY7i)

2 First

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2020 06:01 PM (ZCEU2)

3 I'm just so grateful we have these people telling us what to think.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 08, 2020 06:01 PM (cuKeo)

4 Ha! That never happens . . .

Posted by: Catherine at May 08, 2020 06:01 PM (rSY7i)

5 Stupid tablet was jumping around and couldn't hit post fast enough

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2020 06:02 PM (ZCEU2)

6 "I hope the Corporate Welfare Class will have good excuses for why they defended the new serf system as quintessentially American."

Who cares what their excuse is? They're going up against the wall with their paid shills.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 08, 2020 06:02 PM (j3npP)

7 First thing I saw this morning was this Tweet. Knew it was a lie.

Posted by: steevy at May 08, 2020 06:02 PM (KNsKs)

8 They have stumbled upon that oldest tactic- just baldly lie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2020 06:02 PM (A5zUN)

9 I knew this would get willowed:

Trio, After the Goldrush

https://youtu.be/ykMzS6ugnPI

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 08, 2020 06:03 PM (Lqy/e)

10 NOOD

Posted by: Catherine at May 08, 2020 06:03 PM (rSY7i)

11 Andrea Mitchell's head looks like one of those shrunken ones with that dessicated parchment skin stretched over it.

Truthfully though, it's a good look for her.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 08, 2020 06:03 PM (cuKeo)

12 Ahem. Wrong thread. Not at all used to this first stuff.

Posted by: Catherine at May 08, 2020 06:04 PM (rSY7i)

13 NOOD
Posted by: Catherine at May 08, 2020 06:03 PM (rSY7i)

That isn't how this is supposed to work.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 08, 2020 06:04 PM (cuKeo)

14 Fake news, how does it work?

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at May 08, 2020 06:04 PM (4gBTF)

15 Taut, leathery Andrea Mitchell would make a fine belt.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at May 08, 2020 06:04 PM (vDlBn)

16 NOOD
Posted by: Catherine at May 08, 2020 06:03 PM (rSY7i)

That isn't how this is supposed to work.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 08, 2020 06:04 PM (cuKeo)

You're right. I should have copied the entire thread into that post.

Posted by: Catherine at May 08, 2020 06:04 PM (rSY7i)

17 The entire media needs to be quarantined from ever broadcasting again

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2020 06:05 PM (ZCEU2)

18 I love when Ace gets mad enough to drop a C bomb in the first full sentence of a post.

Posted by: Lament for a Fallen Nation at May 08, 2020 06:05 PM (Gyhs0)

19 Sidenote: watching videos on youtube because I am bored to tears.

Previous generations had Citizen Kane/Randolph Hearst.

We have Joe Exotic.

I'll admit I missed most of the Joe Exotic shit when the memes started populating, but Dear Lord, This is some In the Mouth of Madness level shit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2020 06:05 PM (A5zUN)

20 That close!

Posted by: eastofsuez at May 08, 2020 06:05 PM (U2zca)

21 I get my douchebags confused.

Is Kimmel the one who had buxom young women jumping on trampolines? The Man Show?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2020 06:05 PM (ptqGC)

22 It's time for conservatives to leave these horribly biased platforms.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 08, 2020 06:05 PM (flINI)

23 "Glad we asked"!?!?!?!?!?

Isn't her one and only fr&$ing job is to ask questions?

Posted by: LASue at May 08, 2020 06:05 PM (Ed8Zd)

24 Anrea Mitchell's face would make a great wallet.

But I wouldn't want it that close to my ass.

Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2020 06:06 PM (wjX9S)

25 hiya

Posted by: JT at May 08, 2020 06:06 PM (arJlL)

26 You know how I can tell Ace is really pissed off about this topic? He put the C-word above the fold on the first page. Rare.

And spot on. They are moving into "keep them contained but let them have bread and circuses while we eat out what remains of their depleted substance" as quickly as possible. The new gatekeepers aren't just contemptible, they're evil and courting disaster.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 08, 2020 06:06 PM (hYcqw)

27 13 NOOD
Posted by: Catherine at May 08, 2020 06:03 PM (rSY7i)

That isn't how this is supposed to work.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 08, 2020 06:04 PM (cuKeo)

Premature Nooding. Happens to everyone.

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2020 06:06 PM (A5zUN)

28 I knew this would get willowed:

Trio, After the Goldrush

https://youtu.be/ykMzS6ugnPI

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 08, 2020 06:03 PM (Lqy/e)

I love that. So beautiful. Their voices are perfect.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 08, 2020 06:06 PM (lwiT4)

29 "Glad we asked" - yeah, after you retweeted the fake news first without checking.

Posted by: bluebell at May 08, 2020 06:06 PM (/669Q)

30
Andrea Mitchell should stop gargling with Allen Greenspan's testicles.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 08, 2020 06:06 PM (s2VJv)

31 Is Kimmel the one who had buxom young women jumping on trampolines? The Man Show?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2020 06:05 PM (ptqGC)

The Juggies. You are correct, Ma'am.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2020 06:07 PM (A5zUN)

32 NOOD
Posted by: Catherine at May 08, 2020 06:03 PM (rSY7i)
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Whoa. A fake nood on a thread about fake news.

Meta.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 08, 2020 06:07 PM (hYcqw)

33 Most Americans are in danger of being deplatformed by the tech
monopolies for retweeting anything that the rotten leftwing cunts at
Twitter decide isn't "factual" or "helpful."

But Andrea Mitchell and the rest of MSNBC and CNN tweet out fake news all fucking day long and they are never even required to delete their tweets.

Rejoice, comrades! The cute kitten video ration has been increased by 2% !

Posted by: gOOLAG at May 08, 2020 06:07 PM (vDlBn)

34 I get my douchebags confused.

Is Kimmel the one who had buxom young women jumping on trampolines? The Man Show?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2020 06:05 PM (ptqGC)

Back when he was cool, sort of. I'm certain it was Adam Carrola's idea.

Posted by: Catherine at May 08, 2020 06:07 PM (rSY7i)

35

[SANITIZED FOR YOUR PROTECTION BY THE BARREL]

Posted by: kahall at May 08, 2020 06:07 PM (fq7/e)

36 Jimmy Kimmel is a pompous dickhead.

Worse, he isn't funny.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 08, 2020 06:07 PM (sy5kK)

37 Seriously, how many of us here get news from twitter besides Tami?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 08, 2020 06:07 PM (NI4rU)

38 Alternate headline:States with idiotic governors get personally delivered empty PPE boxes from VP

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 08, 2020 06:07 PM (ch6++)

39 Posted by: kahall at May 08, 2020 06:07 PM (fq7/e)
++++++++++
Not banned, but definitely embarreled...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 08, 2020 06:07 PM (hYcqw)

40 wth. I did not copy from word. I give up.

Posted by: kahall at May 08, 2020 06:08 PM (fq7/e)

41 Well played, Kahall -

Nobody saw that coming!

Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2020 06:08 PM (wjX9S)

42 whoa

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at May 08, 2020 06:08 PM (vDlBn)

43 Hey, Andrea. Noriega called, he want's his face back.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 08, 2020 06:08 PM (xfb67)

44 Taut, leathery Andrea Mitchell would make a fine belt.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug

She always reminds me of the Cryptkeeper.

Posted by: Blutarski at May 08, 2020 06:08 PM (VNfwt)

45 At some point, the great mass of Americans being made serfs by ruling class are going to become... let's say, quite unruly.

And won't that be fun.

When Steiner comes?

Posted by: banned target aquisition aquisitors at May 08, 2020 06:08 PM (6/2aa)

46 uh oh

Posted by: grammie winger at May 08, 2020 06:08 PM (lwiT4)

47 Good grief...

Posted by: Pliney at May 08, 2020 06:08 PM (nzKWW)

48 And then several hours after it was debunked Joe Scarborough retweeted it.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 08, 2020 06:08 PM (wiXsO)

49 I have tried 3 times to post. Banned?

Posted by: kahall at May 08, 2020 06:07 PM (fq7/e)
--------

Well, you weren't before, but . . .

Posted by: bluebell at May 08, 2020 06:08 PM (/669Q)

50 I have tried 3 times to post. Banned?

*snipped*

Posted by: kahall at May 08, 2020 06:07 PM (fq7/e)

Well, not exactly 'banned'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2020 06:08 PM (A5zUN)

51 35
I have tried 3 times to post. Banned?

Are you trying? The barrel. Climb in it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2020 06:08 PM (ptqGC)

52 Table for one in the barrel.

Posted by: Blutarski at May 08, 2020 06:09 PM (VNfwt)

53 >>>Who cares what their excuse is? They're going up against the wall with their paid shills.

I just want to pretend they have a chance if they grovel enough. Because it's funny.

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2020 06:09 PM (PbpT7)

54 Question to my more juris prudence savy morons: Aren't documented incidents like this effective evidence if and when someone gloriously sues the Dorsey dipwads?

Posted by: Sock Monkey..safety off at May 08, 2020 06:09 PM (oMEDT)

55 It's Happy Hour in the barrel. And by "happy".....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2020 06:09 PM (ptqGC)

56 Heh. Heh-heh. Ace said "cunts."

Posted by: Victor Davis Hanson at May 08, 2020 06:09 PM (sWM8x)

57 the barrel is waiting for its due.

Posted by: Moki at May 08, 2020 06:09 PM (mFoNl)

58 mso-style-noshow:yes;

This too, is the story of Obama.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at May 08, 2020 06:09 PM (vDlBn)

59 It's a shame ammo is expensive at the moment.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at May 08, 2020 06:09 PM (JY8Ei)

60 The Barrel - The Original Social Distancing

Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2020 06:09 PM (wjX9S)

61 Like Jon Stewart, and for that matter Sarah Silverman and Lena Dunham, Jimmy Kimmel is a truly slimy and vile piece of shit who lives to tell Big Lies. When he's called on it, he slaps the clown nose back on and begs out of consequences because he's a comedian.

If only someone could decipher how they getaway with it while anyone else would lose their channel, or in the worst case go to prison.

Posted by: trev006 at May 08, 2020 06:09 PM (A/cPG)

62 Barrel, party of 2.

Posted by: BluesFish at May 08, 2020 06:09 PM (vhkuJ)

63 National Donut Day

National Taco Day

National Kick a "Journalist" in the Nads Day (no limit)

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 08, 2020 06:10 PM (0ReGO)

64 The Barrel - The Original Social Distancing
Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2020 06:09 PM (wjX9S)
+++++++++++++
It's more like antisocial distancing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 08, 2020 06:10 PM (hYcqw)

65
but muh corporashunz iz peeple bruh

Posted by: The Cucks Who Betrayed Us All at May 08, 2020 06:10 PM (5jaxN)

66 The barrel has come early on this thread.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 08, 2020 06:10 PM (wiXsO)

67 Andrea Mitchell

@mitchellreports

Oh, about my previous retweet of proof that Adolf didn't exterminate any Jews?

Glad we asked...turns out he was joking!

Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2020 06:10 PM (EZuM/)

68 These people are not very creative are they? Would have been more interesting if they had done a photoshop or done a body doubt of Pence saying that he had arrived in speedo with an empty box. but no, it's just another variation on "Plastic turkey" a la Bush. Just make up a story and then say "It was a joke" or deny they did anything wrong. "Democrats with bylines" or Pravda Press American Style.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2020 06:10 PM (bW1Yb)

69 And then a lot of the people accepting that the "empty boxes" crack was a joke are STILL mocking Pence for the box delivery being "staged." Including Kimmel.

Posted by: m at May 08, 2020 06:10 PM (aK8Pt)

70 There are no masks or social distancing in the barrel.

Good luck.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2020 06:10 PM (ptqGC)

71 53 >>>Who cares what their excuse is? They're going up against the wall with their paid shills.

I just want to pretend they have a chance if they grovel enough. Because it's funny.
Posted by: ace at May 08, 2020 06:09 PM (PbpT7)

"How dare you... use my wall metaphor non-metaphor!"

- - Grating Thumbsucker

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 08, 2020 06:10 PM (s2VJv)

72 Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 08, 2020 06:07 PM (NI4rU)

Not me. I gave Twitter up many months ago.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 08, 2020 06:10 PM (dUJdY)

73 uh oh

Posted by: grammie winger at May 08, 2020 06:08 PM (lwiT4)

I believe that's "uh, D'OH".

Hat tip: Homer Simpson

Posted by: RickZ at May 08, 2020 06:10 PM (Y8PSl)

74 Journalism, so easy a caveman could do it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 08, 2020 06:10 PM (+y/Ru)

75 Corporate media is not about reporting the truth and facts and stuff. Nope, it's all about shaping the narrative that advances the left. Always.

Posted by: Blutarski at May 08, 2020 06:10 PM (VNfwt)

76 The emptiest box is the one Kimmel keeps his talent in.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 08, 2020 06:11 PM (oVJmc)

77 And then a lot of the people accepting that the "empty boxes" crack was a joke are STILL mocking Pence for the box delivery being "staged." Including Kimmel.
Posted by: m at May 08, 2020 06:10 PM (aK8Pt)
++++++++++++
Being a press whore means never ~~having to say you're sorry~~ being held accountable for your shit.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 08, 2020 06:11 PM (hYcqw)

78 I called nood as had last thread up still, not my job though have thought #2 could be the nood caller.

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2020 06:11 PM (ZCEU2)

79 #35.

You have your own answer.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 08, 2020 06:11 PM (sy5kK)

80 68-Body doubt = Body double

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2020 06:11 PM (bW1Yb)

81 A lot of shades of gray in this thread.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 08, 2020 06:11 PM (cfSRQ)

82 Aside from the 'rona, the only other news in the entire US is the unarmed black man gunned down by two idiots in GA.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2020 06:11 PM (ptqGC)

83 Andrea Mitchell has that crack whore rode hard and put away wet look about her.

It is appropriate.

Fuck her and her old man.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 08, 2020 06:11 PM (Z+IKu)

84 It's cold and it's raining and we have a freeze warning tomorrow night but I bought a bag of limes today and I think I will make myself a nice daiquiri, the first of what should be our warm season but feels more like early March.

Posted by: bluebell at May 08, 2020 06:12 PM (/669Q)

85 Guess what, folks.

The sign that was put up outside of the entrance where Pence was delivering those boxes is a clear indication that this whole thing was...a photo op!

Yes, I know, I know that you thought that politicians never do photo ops, but don't be so na�ve. This is a photo op.

Just like comedians on TV talk shows don't deliver their monologues from memory, but they have teams of writers in rooms that write their jokes, which then get handed to cue card guys that hold them up for the 'comedians' to read off.

Yes, another photo op.

Just don't tell me that there are no such thing as otters. I believe in otters.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 08, 2020 06:12 PM (iuFgi)

86 Other than kbdabear's links and the ones linked by ace or Instapundit or WZs, yeah, I have never gone on twitter.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2020 06:12 PM (A5zUN)

87 there were ex-ghey body parts in the box

Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 08, 2020 06:12 PM (G546f)

88 How Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Corolla go from co stars to complete opposite has to be a story.

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2020 06:12 PM (ZCEU2)

89 59
It's a shame ammo is expensive at the moment.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at May 08, 2020 06:09 PM (JY8Ei)

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Didn't Palp always talk about those who got the bullet vs those digging the canal?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 08, 2020 06:13 PM (cfSRQ)

90 I just want to pretend they have a chance if they grovel enough. Because it's funny.
Posted by: ace at May 08, 2020 06:09 PM (PbpT7)

#metoo

Posted by: Abiss at May 08, 2020 06:13 PM (Y8DtA)

91 The entire media needs to be quarantined from ever broadcasting again
Posted by: Skip

Or at least until a vaccine is developed.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 08, 2020 06:13 PM (+y/Ru)

92 anyway, howdy yall. I hope your Friday is good, and you are all well.

I am reveling in the news of the last few days. It's nice for the good guys to win a few in this unfair arena.

Posted by: Moki at May 08, 2020 06:13 PM (mFoNl)

93
Boy, was I ever down today!

But then I saw that the urinalists in the WH Press Conferences were all wearing masks and I realized, "Hey, we ARE all in this together!" and my spirits soared like a hawk!

They really do identify with us and are sharing our difficulties!

Thanks, presstitutes!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 08, 2020 06:13 PM (pNxlR)

94 >>> NOOD
Posted by: Catherine at May 08, 2020 06:03 PM (rSY7i)

That isn't how this is supposed to work.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)

"A" for effort.

Posted by: Turn Two at May 08, 2020 06:13 PM (+AVpa)

95 How Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Corolla go from co stars to complete opposite has to be a story.

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2020 06:12 PM (ZCEU2)

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Kimmel's a shallow sellout with zero moral compass.

The End.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 08, 2020 06:13 PM (cfSRQ)

96 Andrea Mitchell's husband should have a talk with her and her twitter amigos about "irrational exuberance".

Posted by: Miklos, actual editor of editorial things at May 08, 2020 06:13 PM (QzkSJ)

97 If Obama did it they would cream their shorts. Of course Obama couldn't actually work a handcart...

Posted by: steevy at May 08, 2020 06:14 PM (KNsKs)

98 Revenge op?

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
May 5
Wow! Congratulations to Greg Gutfeld, a one time Trump Hater who has come all the way home. His Ratings easily beat no talent Stephen Colbert, nice guy Jimmy Fallon, and wacko "last placer" Jimmy Kimmel. Greg built his show from scratch, and did a great job in doing so. @FoxNews

Butthurt much, Jimmy?

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 08, 2020 06:14 PM (Z4rgH)

99 87 there were ex-ghey body parts in the box
Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 08, 2020 06:12 PM (G546f)

Don't open the box!

*whines* What's in the box?!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2020 06:14 PM (A5zUN)

100 Andrea Mitchell has that crack whore rode hard and put away wet look about her.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy

She looks like an AFTER photo on those BEFORE/AFTER meth sites. Susan Power too.

Posted by: Blutarski at May 08, 2020 06:14 PM (VNfwt)

101 82 Aside from the 'rona, the only other news in the entire US is the unarmed black man gunned down by two idiots in GA.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2020 06:11 PM (ptqGC)

It's okay Jane. They're just self-identifying. Will make it easier. Later.

Posted by: Abiss at May 08, 2020 06:15 PM (Y8DtA)

102 You try 'em and convict them... I'll shoot them.

I have no doubt they want even less to shoot me.

Posted by: torabora at May 08, 2020 06:15 PM (RuqWu)

103 Another couple of local restaurants are opening Wednesday. Tables 6 feet apart, only people from the same household can share a table, no moving bar stools together unless you can prove you live under the same roof with your partner, etc.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2020 06:15 PM (ptqGC)

104 DO NOT post Andrea Mitchell and NOOD in the same post.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 08, 2020 06:15 PM (+y/Ru)

105 Does RICO apply to the media?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 08, 2020 06:15 PM (dNzKv)

106 Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at May 08, 2020 06:09 PM (JY8Ei)

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Didn't Palp always talk about those who got the bullet vs those digging the canal?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 08, 2020 06:13 PM (cfSRQ)

He did indeed.

I'm glad I splurged on ammo last Fall. Even bought a bunch for weapons I didn't own then.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at May 08, 2020 06:16 PM (JY8Ei)

107 I just want to pretend they have a chance if they grovel enough. Because it's funny.
Posted by: ace at May 08, 2020 06:09 PM (PbpT7)

"Dem, letcha live if you eat that turd".
(gobble gobble gobble)
"Heh. I lied, you taught us. (pulls lever on gallows)".

Posted by: the entire banned gets black hoods and axes at May 08, 2020 06:16 PM (6/2aa)

108 >>The sign that was put up outside of the entrance where Pence was delivering those boxes is a clear indication that this whole thing was...a photo op!

So you're saying the Vice President of the United States doesn't moonlight as a UPS driver?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2020 06:16 PM (ZLI7S)

109 Corporatists is a pretty good word to describe that particular type.

They're fine with Socialism - as long as its structured such that us proles prop up the appropriate national corporations.

Posted by: Just How Things Are at May 08, 2020 06:16 PM (2DYky)

110 These are the people who caused the panic that shut down the country, cost us $20T+ in lost wealth, permanently closed 30% of small businesses, and ramped up unemployment to 20% during the best economy in 50 years.

These same people.

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at May 08, 2020 06:16 PM (L+kF6)

111 #100 I'd hit it after a cheap pizza and a 12 pack in a cheap hotel in Alturas.

Posted by: torabora at May 08, 2020 06:17 PM (RuqWu)

112 Andrew Kaczynski pointed out that McDermott had a similar viral tweet about President Trump back in 2017. Back then he claimed Trump hadn't spent Easter at church. It turned out that Trump had gone to services that same day but McDermott refused to delete his inaccurate tweet because "it wasn't factually inaccurate when it was posted." What he meant was, he didn't know he was wrong at the time.
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Think about what this implies for a moment, even if this was their standard (it isn't).

All this says is "we won't publish things we know to be false." That is damned far away from "we attempt to publish only what we know is true." Even this standard is a lie, of course, because they publish known falsehoods constantly. But they're pieces of shit even by the standard they *pretend* to aspire to.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 08, 2020 06:17 PM (hYcqw)

113 All these lying traitorous cucks just need to ...

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2020 06:17 PM (hEH5r)

114 I just want to pretend they have a chance if they grovel enough. Because it's funny.

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2020 06:09 PM (PbpT7)

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Read up on Spain, July-August 1936.

Shit got serious. If it comes to war, that's what it will be like.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 08, 2020 06:17 PM (cfSRQ)

115 Sporty States: CA, OR, WA, IL, MI, . .

Posted by: Braenyard at May 08, 2020 06:17 PM (OBLCF)

116 How Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Corolla go from co stars to complete opposite has to be a story.

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2020 06:12 PM (ZCEU2)

There is a kind of epic feel to the whole thing, just a bit.

The Bible, Shakespeare, or ancient epic poems have resonance because we can feel that they tap into fundamental human... tropes? Stories or plot lines certainly.

People are people. They follow patterns and do the same stupid shit on varying scales that people have done for the past 10 thousand years.

It is both depressing and comforting.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2020 06:17 PM (A5zUN)

117 But then I saw that the urinalists in the WH Press Conferences were all
wearing masks and I realized, "Hey, we ARE all in this together!" and my
spirits soared like a hawk!

Last week bitch was breathing un-snotted air.
This week, the facial-maxi-pads have appeared like daffodils in spring. Absorbing wet exhalations and smearing them about the chin and lips.

In medical and psychological terms this reporter bitch is a fat bag of fucked in the head.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at May 08, 2020 06:17 PM (vDlBn)

118 Isn't the crypt keeper in that photo of journalist admiring the FAB on her campaign plane?

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at May 08, 2020 06:18 PM (JY8Ei)

119 Aside from the 'rona, the only other news in the entire US is the unarmed black man gunned down by two idiots in GA.

I'm not sure "idiots" is the word I would apply to those two. They are going to be the poster children for gun control groups. They finally have their strawmen in the flesh.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 08, 2020 06:18 PM (dNzKv)

120 111 #100 I'd hit it after a cheap pizza and a 12 pack in a cheap hotel in Alturas.
Posted by: torabora at May 08, 2020 06:17 PM (RuqWu)

Lee Harvey. You mad man. I want to party with you cowboy.

Posted by: Abiss at May 08, 2020 06:18 PM (Y8DtA)

121 DO NOT post Andrea Mitchell and NOOD in the same post.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 08, 2020 06:15 PM (+y/Ru)

How about Andrea and her husband Alan Greenspan both NOOD?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2020 06:18 PM (ptqGC)

122 Don't open the box!

*whines* What's in the box?!
Posted by: Aetius451AD

It's the trunk you don't open.

Posted by: Harry Dean Stanton, always intense at May 08, 2020 06:18 PM (QzkSJ)

123 They lie. It's what they do.

Posted by: Bosk at May 08, 2020 06:18 PM (9m9TT)

124 Email from my local gun store: "The range is open!"

This is a good sign.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 08, 2020 06:19 PM (sWM8x)

125 This is only going to end one way.

Posted by: MAGA at May 08, 2020 06:19 PM (TU+gA)

126 102
You try 'em and convict them... I'll shoot them.

I have no doubt they want even less to shoot me.

Posted by: torabora at May 08, 2020 06:15 PM (RuqWu)

---
Great line from I, Claudius:

"We've arrested the conspirators, Caesar! They await trial, and execution."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 08, 2020 06:19 PM (cfSRQ)

127 I miss Craig Ferguson.It blows me away that network execs actually think Colbert or Kimmel are funnier than CF.

Posted by: Mike at May 08, 2020 06:19 PM (WWn8/)

128 So, we had 2 B-2's do a flyover for support of frontline workers. One was on west side of my driveway and the other over the eastside. Really neat. Wheeled wife out and wrapped her in blankets. She loved it. The new neighbors have kids and they were ecstatic. Good Time.

Posted by: olddog in mo, F*ck BofA & uckfay ancercay at May 08, 2020 06:20 PM (Dhht7)

129 How Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Corolla go from co stars to complete opposite has to be a story.

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2020 06:12 PM (ZCEU2)

One refused to worship the devil and take the ticket, the other obviously did.

Despite all the evil the Church has done, I can't help but think being a Catholic helped Carolla make the right choice. I wonder why Kimmel made the wrong one.

Posted by: trev006 at May 08, 2020 06:20 PM (A/cPG)

130 Aside from the 'rona, the only other news in the entire US is the unarmed black man gunned down by two idiots in GA.

I'm not sure "idiots" is the word I would apply to those two. They are going to be the poster children for gun control groups. They finally have their strawmen in the flesh.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

I'm not jumping to conclusions about this. I don't know what happened but I do know that media see only one side.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 08, 2020 06:20 PM (+y/Ru)

131 I really Hope that Jimmy Kimmel has on Hanna Gadsby she's really funny, fits in with his brand

https://tinyurl.com/y9c89apn

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 08, 2020 06:20 PM (dKiJG)

132 & the wonderbugs keep repeating GREAT Friday 5 PM News drop. WHERE THE FUCK IS ANYONE GOING ????????? & the Internet took care of the 5PM newsdrop

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 08, 2020 06:20 PM (Lrula)

133 I have laughed at Colbert's fucked up melted wax looking ear.

Never heard him talk , though.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at May 08, 2020 06:20 PM (vDlBn)

134 128 So, we had 2 B-2's do a flyover for support of frontline workers. One was on west side of my driveway and the other over the eastside. Really neat. Wheeled wife out and wrapped her in blankets. She loved it. The new neighbors have kids and they were ecstatic. Good Time.
Posted by: olddog in mo, F*ck BofA & uckfay ancercay at May 08, 2020 06:20 PM (Dhht7)

Could just be a warning.

Posted by: Abiss at May 08, 2020 06:21 PM (Y8DtA)

135 Craig Ferguson is funny his politics aren't.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 08, 2020 06:21 PM (OBLCF)

136 103, no moving bar stools together unless you can prove you live under the same roof with your partner, etc.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2020 06:15 PM (ptqGC)

Hey, I'm workin' on it, awrite, hittin' on teh lady!

Posted by: patty fingers banned too at May 08, 2020 06:21 PM (6/2aa)

137 #120 check out my hash tag ... RuqWu..

Maybe get sake chaser for the hangover.

Posted by: torabora at May 08, 2020 06:21 PM (RuqWu)

138 This has gone from yellow journalism to a chartreuse level.

Posted by: Cheri at May 08, 2020 06:21 PM (oiNtH)

139 The fact that everything that has happened since Nov 2016 has happened, tells me that FAB was the endgame where the progressives got past a point of no return. I just don't think we have made any progress to stop them. Trump is just a slight delay. The republic is dead.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 08, 2020 06:21 PM (dNzKv)

140 >>> But Andrea Mitchell and the rest of MSNBC and CNN tweet out fake news all fucking day long and they are never even required to delete their tweets. <<<

Has a Blue Checkmark person ever been required to delete a tweet, or had his/her account suspended or canceled?

Posted by: Gref at May 08, 2020 06:21 PM (AMIL/)

141 Gutfeld, keep it up until PDT gives you a tour of the White House.

Your transformation would be complete.

Heck, at one time, you had Kayleigh McAnany in the "leg chair " for gawd sake. You should get recognition for that.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 08, 2020 06:21 PM (sy5kK)

142 One refused to worship the devil and take the ticket, the other obviously did.

Despite all the evil the Church has done, I can't help but think being a Catholic helped Carolla make the right choice. I wonder why Kimmel made the wrong one.
Posted by: trev006 at May 08, 2020 06:20 PM (A/cPG)

When did this happen? I thought he was an atheist?

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 08, 2020 06:21 PM (dKiJG)

143
*whines* What's in the box?!
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Gwenyth, in one of her finest roles ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 08, 2020 06:21 PM (pNxlR)

144 You guy's and your flyovers. The best we can hope for is a UFO sputtering by on it's way to crash in the desert.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 08, 2020 06:21 PM (NI4rU)

145 Has Kimmel groveled enough to expunge the great sin of having a segment called Girls on Trampiline? If not, why?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2020 06:22 PM (hEH5r)

146 With MUH RUSSIA going down the tubes, I wonder how the NR crowd is handling blowing the biggest story of the century.

Oh wait, I don't wonder. Jonah's daydrunk at a bar somewhere because his wife locked him out again.

David French is fapping to Game of Thrones and Kevin Williamson is seething with rage that everyone in the world knows he's a cucked-out woman-beating loser.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 08, 2020 06:22 PM (cfSRQ)

147 But OAN is propaganda

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 08, 2020 06:22 PM (aO8Gd)

148 130 Aside from the 'rona, the only other news in the entire US is the unarmed black man gunned down by two idiots in GA.

I'm not sure "idiots" is the word I would apply to those two. They are going to be the poster children for gun control groups. They finally have their strawmen in the flesh.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

I'm not jumping to conclusions about this. I don't know what happened but I do know that media see only one side.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 08, 2020 06:20 PM (+y/Ru)

Same here. It's just too convenient. And memories of all the convenient stories from Rodney King through Trayvon Martin make me skeptical. (Yea, I'm about 29)

Posted by: Catherine at May 08, 2020 06:22 PM (rSY7i)

149 How about Andrea and her husband Alan Greenspan both NOOD?

Damn Jane, I'm trying to eat here!

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 08, 2020 06:22 PM (dUJdY)

150 69
And then a lot of the people accepting that the "empty boxes" crack was a
joke are STILL mocking Pence for the box delivery being "staged."
Including Kimmel.

Posted by: m at May 08, 2020 06:10 PM (aK8Pt)

___________

More than half the country, including many conservatives I've met, STILL think Sarah Palin said she could see Russia from her house.

Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2020 06:23 PM (EZuM/)

151 #134 no warning... when they're coming for you you never hear a thing.

Posted by: torabora at May 08, 2020 06:23 PM (RuqWu)

152 At some point, the great mass of Americans being made serfs by ruling class are going to become... let's say, quite unruly.

---------------

And when that happens the feudal lords will simply hop onto their Learjets and abscond to some Caribbean island where commoners are no longer allowed.

Posted by: Decaf at May 08, 2020 06:23 PM (xarPm)

153 ''Great line from I, Claudius:

"We've arrested the conspirators, Caesar! They await trial, and execution."''

Brain Blessed, John Hurt and Derek Jacobi really owned the roles as Augustus, Caligula and Claudius. So much so that whenever I read about any of them their faces pop into my mind.

Posted by: Tuna at May 08, 2020 06:23 PM (gLRfa)

154 85 Guess what, folks.

The sign that was put up outside of the entrance where Pence was delivering those boxes is a clear indication that this whole thing was...a photo op!

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 08, 2020 06:12 PM (iuFgi)

But that is not a bad thing.

Posted by: m at May 08, 2020 06:23 PM (aK8Pt)

155 Seriously, how many of us here get news from twitter besides Tami?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 08, 2020 06:07 PM (NI4rU)
~~~~~

Not necessarily get all my news there, but it is good for up to the minute reports. JackStraw, Ghost of ?something and a few others too.

Twitter banned me a couple of weeks ago but I finally was able to sign back on with an alias a few days ago.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 08, 2020 06:23 PM (sGotD)

156 You guy's and your flyovers. The best we can hope for is a UFO sputtering by on it's way to crash in the desert.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

That's when you open the Snack Bar and UFO Museum (and charge for parking).

Posted by: Art Bell's Bartender at May 08, 2020 06:23 PM (QzkSJ)

157 Has Kimmel groveled enough to expunge the great sin of having a segment called Girls on Trampiline? If not, why?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2020 06:22 PM (hEH5r)

---
Because Orange Man Bad.

You can even rape chicks and get away with it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 08, 2020 06:23 PM (cfSRQ)

158 It turned out that Trump had gone to services that same day but McDermott refused to delete his inaccurate tweet because "it wasn't factually inaccurate when it was posted." What he meant was, he didn't know he was wrong at the time.

Matt, just remember. It's not a lie ... if you believe it

Posted by: Sexy Costanza on a couch at May 08, 2020 06:23 PM (l6b3d)

159 Gwenyth, in one of her finest roles ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 08, 2020 06:21 PM (pNxlR)

My favorite is Contagion. Where she's a whore and dies in the first 10 minutes. Best Paltrow movie ever. Spot on performance.

Posted by: Abiss at May 08, 2020 06:23 PM (Y8DtA)

160 At some point, the great mass of Americans being made serfs by ruling class are going to become... let's say, quite unruly.

And won't that be fun.

They were given fair warning. Too damn bad if it happens.

Posted by: Astro is Asshoe at May 08, 2020 06:23 PM (a48q1)

161 This chubby clown is a modern day Rupert Pupkin Live! in Lockdown.

Posted by: Fritz at May 08, 2020 06:24 PM (95j/9)

162 I'm not jumping to conclusions about this. I don't know what happened but I do know that media see only one side.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 08, 2020 06:20 PM (+y/Ru)

They identified the person they thought was robbing houses. They called 911. Done. Stop. Not your job anymore.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 08, 2020 06:24 PM (dNzKv)

163 olddog in mo, that is wonderful! How is your lovely wife doing?

Posted by: Moki at May 08, 2020 06:24 PM (mFoNl)

164 Andrea looks like a possum, Greenspan Mr Magoo

The Possum and Mr Magoo

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 08, 2020 06:24 PM (M+Lyo)

165 Our city in Western CO has opened up some gyms thank God. My daughter has been driving me nuts not being able to work out for weeks. She did tell me that wearing a face mask while running on a treadmill is a little tricky.

Posted by: Cheri at May 08, 2020 06:24 PM (oiNtH)

166 Andrea has to have a Paolo.

Posted by: torabora at May 08, 2020 06:24 PM (RuqWu)

167
David French is fapping to Game of Thrones

To be fair, he's still tying to convince those late night callers that he in fact is David Lee Roth. He's a natural side 'pooner!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 08, 2020 06:25 PM (pNxlR)

168 I just don't think we have made any progress to stop them. Trump is just a slight delay. The republic is dead.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 08, 2020 06:21 PM (dNzKv)

-

Yep. He's a speed bump, but it's just a difference of one more year or five.

Add to that the fact that the South has twelve or so years before the locusts turn it blue...

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at May 08, 2020 06:25 PM (L+kF6)

169 Brain Blessed, John Hurt and Derek Jacobi really owned the roles as Augustus, Caligula and Claudius. So much so that whenever I read about any of them their faces pop into my mind.
Posted by: Tuna

That's how I learned to speak Latin with a proper English accent.

Posted by: Miklosius in vero at May 08, 2020 06:25 PM (QzkSJ)

170 Andrea has to have a Paolo.

No, I have the standards.

Posted by: The Paolo at May 08, 2020 06:25 PM (MmFTx)

171 And speaking of Learjets, hasn't flight also been divided into us and them. The super rich who owned their own planes with pilots can fly wherever they want but us serfs who fly commercial are banned from the skies. Even people who normally fly first class have been grounded. The billionaires are different.

Posted by: Decaf at May 08, 2020 06:26 PM (xarPm)

172 >>Seriously, how many of us here get news from twitter besides Tami?

Twitter has been hands down the best source of information about what really went down in 2016-2017.

There are other sources but twitter is my go to source.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2020 06:26 PM (ZLI7S)

173 The sign that was put up outside of the entrance where Pence was delivering those boxes is a clear indication that this whole thing was...a photo op!

-

My favorite modern ones were before Obama abruptly stopped reading after he won the election.

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at May 08, 2020 06:27 PM (L+kF6)

174 ''That's how I learned to speak Latin with a proper English accent.''

Exactly!

Posted by: Tuna at May 08, 2020 06:27 PM (gLRfa)

175
My favorite is Contagion. Where she's a whore and dies in the first 10 minutes. Best Paltrow movie ever. Spot on performance.
Posted by: Abiss at May 08, 2020 06:23 PM (Y8DtA)

Oh, I agree that "Contagion" played to her strengths! Her outcome there was even more pleasing than in "Se7en".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 08, 2020 06:27 PM (pNxlR)

176 There will not be a revolution in the US the likes of the French Revolution, Americans are too nice and polite.

Posted by: Decaf at May 08, 2020 06:27 PM (xarPm)

177 Game of Thrones? Isn't that a dead horse these days?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2020 06:28 PM (A5zUN)

178 There are other sources but twitter is my go to source.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2020 06:26 PM (ZLI7S)

Wait, not Jimmy Kimmel?

Posted by: Boswell at May 08, 2020 06:28 PM (32YRo)

179 Fakery fakers faking it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 08, 2020 06:28 PM (WZ5i4)

180 These late night shows have microscopic audiences.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 08, 2020 06:28 PM (oVJmc)

181 The only Latin I know is Biggus Dickus

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 08, 2020 06:28 PM (PNt4R)

182 Why can't we go back to a great president like Obama who never staged photo ops?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 08, 2020 06:29 PM (dNzKv)

183 Part of the perks of being a Roman was that you were spared crucifixion when you fucked up real bad.

You listening Comey?

Posted by: torabora at May 08, 2020 06:29 PM (RuqWu)

184 Andrea Mitchell's head looks like one of those shrunken ones with that dessicated parchment skin stretched over it.

Truthfully though, it's a good look for her.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 08, 2020 06:03 PM (cuKeo)

--------------

She's a scrawny version of Helen Thomas.

Posted by: Decaf at May 08, 2020 06:29 PM (xarPm)

185 M3thods @M2Madness
1m
Whoa... "Mifsud is a member of the Clinton Foundation" H/t Anon

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 08, 2020 06:30 PM (Lrula)

186 ''These late night shows have microscopic audiences.''

Johnny Carson they ain't.

Posted by: Tuna at May 08, 2020 06:30 PM (gLRfa)

187 Oh, I agree that "Contagion" played to her strengths! Her outcome there was even more pleasing than in "Se7en".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 08, 2020 06:27 PM (pNxlR)

7 was good, but it took way too long to get there. And I was hoping for a scene that would show what happened to her. So, really? Unsatisfactory. If only she'd gone full method actor in that movie - we wouldn't have snatch scented candles....

Posted by: Abiss at May 08, 2020 06:30 PM (Y8DtA)

188 Fakery fakers faking it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc

I rate this as UNFAKE

Posted by: MikloSnopes at May 08, 2020 06:30 PM (QzkSJ)

189 Prepare to bow down and apologize to Gwyneth (not kidding):

https://tinyurl.com/y89yhajx

Town and Country tells us she "accepts our apology." For something.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2020 06:30 PM (ptqGC)

190
182 Why can't we go back to a great president like Obama who never staged photo ops?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 08, 2020 06:29 PM (dNzKv)

We are the Chorus and we agree!
We agree! We agree! We agree!

-- dolts in docs' duds

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 08, 2020 06:30 PM (pNxlR)

191 >>Seriously, how many of us here get news from twitter besides Tami?

Twitter has been hands down the best source of information about what really went down in 2016-2017.

There are other sources but twitter is my go to source.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2020 06:26 PM (ZLI7S)
*******
ME!

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 08, 2020 06:30 PM (Lrula)

192 When did this happen? I thought he was an atheist?

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 08, 2020 06:21 PM (dKiJG)

Back when he was applying to be a Catholic Big Brother. It would have been unheard of for an Irish-Italian American family to not be Catholic. Even if he is an atheist now, as opposed to wearing a disguise, there's still time for him to turn his head all the way forward.

Posted by: trev006 at May 08, 2020 06:31 PM (A/cPG)

193 148...

Who cares? I certainly don't. And if you're being honest with yourself, you don't either.

Posted by: PacosMojo at May 08, 2020 06:31 PM (ivZ+f)

194 "At some point, the great mass of Americans being made serfs by ruling class are going to become... let's say, quite unruly." - ace

Maybe. Not looking like it. Not something to plan around, anyway.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 08, 2020 06:31 PM (El6T/)

195 Kimmel got modern day reverse rick rolled

Posted by: Menack at May 08, 2020 06:31 PM (buTO7)

196 Oh, I agree that "Contagion" played to her strengths! Her outcome there was even more pleasing than in "Se7en".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 08, 2020 06:27 PM (pNxlR)

Anyone remember a movie called Deep Blue Sea?
Samuel Jackson and LL Cool J.

Killing off characters is what made me think of it.

I remember the hot young female scientist they had as a protagonist throughout the movie. There are all sorts of trials and travails and she actually makes it to the very end of the movie.

Then they have her perfunctorily and graphically eaten by the shark. It just: oh, that happens.

It was strange. I remember watching it and thinking, that was even sort of more insulting than what they are doing to poor LL Cool J.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2020 06:31 PM (A5zUN)

197 Andrea Mitchell should stop gargling with Allen Greenspan's testicles.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 08, 2020 06:06 PM (s2VJv)

YOU STAY OUT OF THIS!!!

Posted by: Alan Greenspan at May 08, 2020 06:32 PM (cuKeo)

198 191 >>Seriously, how many of us here get news from twitter besides Tami?

Twitter has been hands down the best source of information about what really went down in 2016-2017.

There are other sources but twitter is my go to source.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2020 06:26 PM (ZLI7S)
*******
ME!
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 08, 2020 06:30 PM (Lrula)

You were mentioned:

155 Not necessarily get all my news there, but it is good for up to the minute reports. JackStraw, Ghost of ?something and a few others too.

Twitter banned me a couple of weeks ago but I finally was able to sign back on with an alias a few days ago.
Posted by: IrishEi at May 08, 2020 06:23 PM (sGotD)

Posted by: m at May 08, 2020 06:32 PM (aK8Pt)

199 So maybe Andrea dogs homeless dudes in the local public part for bags of crack?

Come on Man... there's plastic surgeon's... that's an essential service!

Posted by: torabora at May 08, 2020 06:32 PM (RuqWu)

200 CBS "News" leads with Corona in the White House and "Corona whistleblower". Absolutely nothing about Flynn, Russian etc.

Posted by: freaked at May 08, 2020 06:32 PM (Tnijr)

201 >>Whoa... "Mifsud is a member of the Clinton Foundation" H/t Anon

Uh, yea.

And Alexander Downer gave $25 million Australian tax dollars to the Clinton HIV/AIDs Initiative, the most corrupt part of the Clinton Foundation.

These guys didn't just come in off the street.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2020 06:33 PM (ZLI7S)

202 Has Kimmel groveled enough to expunge the great sin of having a segment called Girls on Trampiline? If not, why?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2020 06:22 PM (hEH5r)

Kimmel's a TV whore, like they mostly all are in Tinsel Town...he's for whatever gets a paycheck into the Kimmel household. That's fine, that's what these skeevs do - but no one should be getting their thoughts for day from this court jester...and yet liberals can't help themselves because they are made up of 90% smuggy smirk

Posted by: Boswell at May 08, 2020 06:33 PM (32YRo)

203 ''Oh, I agree that "Contagion" played to her strengths! Her outcome there was even more pleasing than in "Se7en".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 08, 2020 06:27 PM (pNxlR) ''

I'm no Matt Damon fan but I like how his character took care of his step daughter after her morher(Gwenyth) died.

Posted by: Tuna at May 08, 2020 06:33 PM (gLRfa)

204 I'm not jumping to conclusions about this. I don't know what happened but I do know that media see only one side.�
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 08, 2020 06:20 PM (+y/Ru)�

Black naggers torture white people to death = not newsworthy.

Whites shoot thuglet = STORY OF THE YEAR

Don't ever buy into their plan.

Posted by: trev006 at May 08, 2020 06:33 PM (A/cPG)

205 Johnny Carson they ain't.
Posted by: Tuna

No clothing lines of men's suits on the market neither.

Posted by: Miklos, reading Undress for Success at May 08, 2020 06:33 PM (QzkSJ)

206 ME!
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 08, 2020 06:30 PM (Lrula)
~~~~~

There you are, Ghost! I did mention you at #155 but I couldn't remember the QS part. Sorry about that...but I was thinking of you!

Posted by: IrishEi at May 08, 2020 06:33 PM (sGotD)

207 Town and Country tells us she "accepts our apology." For something.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2020 06:30 PM (ptqGC)

I just...yah...wow. That sets a new bar for 'lacking self awareness' in my book. Perfect fucking idiot to set the benchmark too.

Posted by: Abiss at May 08, 2020 06:33 PM (Y8DtA)

208 162 They identified the person they thought was robbing houses. They called 911. Done. Stop. Not your job anymore.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 08, 2020 06:24 PM (dNzKv)

Well said.

Posted by: m at May 08, 2020 06:33 PM (aK8Pt)

209 "At some point, the great mass of Americans being made serfs by ruling class are going to become... let's say, quite unruly." - ace

Maybe. Not looking like it. Not something to plan around, anyway.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 08, 2020 06:31 PM (El6T/)

Bellies are still full, heads are still under roofs, and family members ain't getting hauled away.

Posted by: Just How Things Are at May 08, 2020 06:34 PM (2DYky)

210 Posted by: PacosMojo at May 08, 2020 06:31 PM (ivZ+f)

Stop attributing motives to others which you yourself have. Your comment sounds exactly like whatever they call those trolls who try to make a whole group of people sound like racist haters.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2020 06:34 PM (bW1Yb)

211 181 The only Latin I know is Biggus Dickus
---
That's a man, baby.

Posted by: Marie Harf at May 08, 2020 06:34 PM (sWM8x)

212
I just spent 10 minutes reading the twitters.

Today, I re-learned that Twitter is a literal SEWER.

There is EFFLUENT flowing on twitter feeds.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 08, 2020 06:34 PM (JzUuk)

213 Posted by: IrishEi at May 08, 2020 06:33 PM (sGotD)
********
No Problem, News & Sports from Twatter

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 08, 2020 06:34 PM (Lrula)

214 These guys didn't just come in off the street.
Posted by: JackStraw

Neither did I.

*sadz*

Posted by: Seth Rich at May 08, 2020 06:34 PM (QzkSJ)

215 #198 nice to know...I got banned after all the Twitter twats were calling Trump a MF'er...so I called THEM a MF'er and got banned. They're all still there too.

Posted by: torabora at May 08, 2020 06:34 PM (RuqWu)

216 And Alexander Downer gave $25 million Australian tax dollars to the Clinton HIV/AIDs Initiative, the most corrupt part of the Clinton Foundation.

These guys didn't just come in off the street.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2020 06:33 PM (ZLI7S)

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Posted by: Abiss at May 08, 2020 06:34 PM (Y8DtA)

217 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2020 06:34 PM (bW1Yb)

Mobys?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2020 06:34 PM (A5zUN)

218 the best thing about the mamzer feld here Mitchell is that she's barren and her line ends with her
just like Sarah Silverman

Posted by: avi at May 08, 2020 06:35 PM (kSq2k)

219 151 #134 no warning... when they're coming for you you never hear a thing.
Posted by: torabora at May 08, 2020 06:23 PM (RuqWu)

Oh, you meant the batplane, thought you meant gov newSSome's private Covid Contact Tracer goons.

Posted by: banned resisting gulag? tbd at May 08, 2020 06:35 PM (6/2aa)

220
Andrea Mitchell should stop gargling with Allen Greenspan's testicles.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 08, 2020 06:06 PM (s2VJv)

Does she tug his balls -- one at a time?

(That sidebar video about Hard Rock Nick is one of the funniest things that I have seen in a good while. The two narrators really play well off each other and it doesn't hurt that the subject is chock full of mock-worthy acts.)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 08, 2020 06:35 PM (pNxlR)

221 I just spent 10 minutes reading the twitters.

Today, I re-learned that Twitter is a literal SEWER.

There is EFFLUENT flowing on twitter feeds.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 08, 2020 06:34 PM (JzUuk)
******
hahaha Go to 8kun Twatter is like preschool

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 08, 2020 06:35 PM (Lrula)

222 205 Johnny Carson they ain't.
Posted by: Tuna

No clothing lines of men's suits on the market neither.
Posted by: Miklos, reading Undress for Success at May 08, 2020 06:33 PM (QzkSJ)

Come on now this is the future of Comedy
https://tinyurl.com/y9c89apn

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 08, 2020 06:35 PM (dKiJG)

223
Kimmel was married to that wretch -Sarah Silverman in case no one has mentioned it.

Posted by: Glenn John at May 08, 2020 06:35 PM (LilNs)

224 153 ''Great line from I, Claudius:

"We've arrested the conspirators, Caesar! They await trial, and execution."''

Brain Blessed, John Hurt and Derek Jacobi really owned the roles as Augustus, Caligula and Claudius. So much so that whenever I read about any of them their faces pop into my mind.
Posted by: Tuna at May 08, 2020 06:23 PM (gLRfa)

Derek Jacobi did a guest shot on "Frasier" where he played a Shakespearean actor that Frasier and Niles remembered as a genius when they saw him as school kids, but when they 'rescue' him from a hideous sci-fi TV series and produce his one-man show, he's horrendous.

And Patrick MacNee plays his lecherous father hitting on Roz.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 08, 2020 06:35 PM (s2VJv)

225 How about Andrea and her husband Alan Greenspan both NOOD?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2020 06:18 PM (ptqGC)

Rumor is that they clank when they have sex.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 08, 2020 06:35 PM (cuKeo)

226 And now, for my viewing pleasure...Thai Tranny Boys on Trampolines!!!

Posted by: Jimmy Pimple at May 08, 2020 06:36 PM (EgshT)

227 Press did the same thing to Bush supposedly serving a plastic thanksgiving turkey to troops in Iraq.

Posted by: 13times at May 08, 2020 06:36 PM (K3B2k)

228 Anybody remember Adam Lovinger?

I bet he resurfaces again soon.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2020 06:36 PM (ZLI7S)

229 139---....Trump is just a slight delay. The republic is dead.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 08, 2020 06:21 PM (dNzKv)
------------------------------
The republic may be dead --- but WE are still alive.
And we don't have to "go gentle."

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 08, 2020 06:36 PM (M/9m0)

230 How about Andrea and her husband Alan Greenspan both NOOD?

Like watching luggage fuck.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at May 08, 2020 06:36 PM (vDlBn)

231 Today, I re-learned that Twitter is a literal SEWER.
There is EFFLUENT flowing on twitter feeds.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 08, 2020 06:34 PM (JzUuk)
~~~~~

There is a ton of that, but it's easy enough to avoid. Just read those people you choose to follow.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 08, 2020 06:37 PM (sGotD)

232 And as they bound him with thongs, Paul said unto the centurion that stood by, Is it lawful for you to scourge a man that is a Roman, and uncondemned?

Posted by: Lord Comey at May 08, 2020 06:37 PM (95j/9)

233 Andrea must love Greenspan's old man balls and urine-stained dingy boxers.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 08, 2020 06:37 PM (s2VJv)

234 I bet he resurfaces again soon.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2020 06:36 PM (ZLI7S)

Nope. Who is he?

Posted by: Abiss at May 08, 2020 06:37 PM (Y8DtA)

235
''These late night shows have microscopic audiences.''

I don't actually watch late night TV....

Posted by: Mike Bloomberg at May 08, 2020 06:37 PM (EGyGV)

236 190
182 Why can't we go back to a great president like Obama who never staged photo ops?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 08, 2020 06:29 PM (dNzKv)

We are the Chorus and we agree!
We agree! We agree! We agree!

-- dolts in docs' duds
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)
_____________

Are you calling me a dolt?

Posted by: Dr. Ponytail Douchebag at May 08, 2020 06:38 PM (rDq8D)

237 ''Derek Jacobi did a guest shot on "Frasier" where he played a Shakespearean actor that Frasier and Niles remembered as a genius when they saw him as school kids, but when they 'rescue' him from a hideous sci-fi TV series and produce his one-man show, he's horrendous.

And Patrick MacNee plays his lecherous father hitting on Roz.''

LOL I don't remember that episode.

Posted by: Tuna at May 08, 2020 06:38 PM (gLRfa)

238 Bondage
Spiritual Faith
Courage
Liberty
Abundance
Selfishness
Complacency
Apathy

and back to Bondage.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 08, 2020 06:38 PM (g5DWE)

239 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 08, 2020 06:35 PM (s2VJv)

I bet they both had fun doing that episode. Both were good actors.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2020 06:38 PM (bW1Yb)

240 233 Andrea must love Greenspan's old man balls and urine-stained dingy boxers.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 08, 2020 06:37 PM (s2VJv)

Come on. I'm almost 29 too, and way too old for boxers. That shiz hurts. Down to my soul.

Posted by: Abiss at May 08, 2020 06:38 PM (Y8DtA)

241 olddog in mo, that is wonderful! How is your lovely wife doing?

Posted by: Moki at May 08, 2020 06:24
-----------------------------------
Her electrolytes are all messed up and they keep changing her meds. Potassium is low and BUN is high.

Otherwise, she's shopping online for new bathing suit to wear on pontoon now that looks like a toothpick. I'll take that as good sign. I told her gym shorts and t-shirt would be fine, but she's having fun shopping.

Posted by: olddog in mo, F*ck BofA & uckfay ancercay at May 08, 2020 06:39 PM (Dhht7)

242 239 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 08, 2020 06:35 PM (s2VJv)

I bet they both had fun doing that episode. Both were good actors.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2020 06:38 PM (bW1Yb)

The series is IMHO the best sit-com ever. Jacobi must have had a ball spoofing himself doing a horrendous Hamlet.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 08, 2020 06:39 PM (s2VJv)

243 The ranchers in the wide open spaces of Northeastern California have a saying:

Shoot, shovel, and shut up.

It's the only thing that keeps the apex predator Cougars in check. It goes for the wolves too. And coyotes, and stray dogs.

Posted by: torabora at May 08, 2020 06:39 PM (RuqWu)

244 Andrea must love Greenspan's old man balls and urine-stained dingy boxers.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Irrational exuberance

Coupla crazy kids

Posted by: Miklos, exuberantly rational at May 08, 2020 06:39 PM (QzkSJ)

245 Or who else misses all those 'Pledge myself to (The political candidate, not the office)' videos?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2020 06:39 PM (A5zUN)

246 At some point, the great mass of Americans being made serfs by ruling class may also just decide to become serfs. Given how people think and vote in America, that may be the outcome the smart money's on.

Posted by: The Pretend Thinking Man at May 08, 2020 06:40 PM (nuWJN)

247 I remember the hot young female scientist they had as a protagonist throughout the movie. There are all sorts of trials and travails and she actually makes it to the very end of the movie.

Saffron Burrows.. I looked it up. Never heard of her. Might be a fun movie to watch though!

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 08, 2020 06:40 PM (dUJdY)

248
Are you calling me a dolt?
Posted by: Dr. Ponytail Douchebag at May 08, 2020 06:38 PM (rDq8D)

I sure am ... dolt (and well earned, I might add).

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 08, 2020 06:40 PM (pNxlR)

249 237
LOL I don't remember that episode.
Posted by: Tuna at May 08, 2020 06:38 PM (gLRfa)

"The Show Must Go Off."

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0582551/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_89

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 08, 2020 06:40 PM (s2VJv)

250 ''The series is IMHO the best sit-com ever. Jacobi must have had a ball spoofing himself doing a horrendous Hamlet.''

I loved the dynamic between Frazier and Niles and their working class father. Perfectly played by all 3 actors.

Posted by: Tuna at May 08, 2020 06:41 PM (gLRfa)

251 omerged Pence staffer has covid reeeeeeere!!!

Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 08, 2020 06:41 PM (G546f)

252 Saffron Burrows.. I looked it up. Never heard of her. Might be a fun movie to watch though!
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 08, 2020 06:40 PM (dUJdY)

I kind of already spoiled it for you.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2020 06:41 PM (A5zUN)

253

Re: the new fake whistleblower

If the Republicans in the House take part in the House Democrats' new fake investigation, the Republicans are useless and stupid.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 08, 2020 06:41 PM (JzUuk)

254 I just really need an editor. And Alan's balls out of my mouth.

Posted by: Andrea Mitchell at May 08, 2020 06:41 PM (cuKeo)

255 Anybody remember Adam Lovinger?
I bet he resurfaces again soon.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2020 06:36 PM (ZLI7S)
~~~~~

NSC whistleblower who got canned for exposing boo koo payments to Halper.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 08, 2020 06:41 PM (sGotD)

256 I bet he resurfaces again soon.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2020 06:36 PM (ZLI7S)

Nope. Who is he?
Posted by: Abiss

An actual whistleblower who called BS on DoD money paid to Stephan Halper.

Posted by: Miklos, exuberantly exuberant at May 08, 2020 06:41 PM (QzkSJ)

257 Oh and I for got the dog.

Posted by: Tuna at May 08, 2020 06:41 PM (gLRfa)

258 O/T: Okay, I'm about ready to start slitting throats if I don't rage-stroke out first.

I just heard a local car dealership advertisement on the radio saying that they were going to be closed on Memorial Day to "honor the fallen, INCLUDING those who have died from COVID-19."

I can't believe they would denigrate war heroes who sacrificed all for our liberties their quickly pissing away in this manner. I am thoroughly disgusted with the cowards of my country.

Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2020 06:41 PM (o9JxP)

259 100 I'd hit it after a cheap pizza and a 12 pack in a cheap hotel in Alturas.
Posted by: torabora at May 08, 2020 06:17 PM (RuqWu

You Sir, have no standards. I would have to be blackout drunk and would still have doubts.

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at May 08, 2020 06:41 PM (yZtPx)

260 Anyone else have the thing where watching some of these old 70's and 80's sitcoms just makes you weepy? Because it's so obvious all that's been lost? Or...just me?

Posted by: Abiss at May 08, 2020 06:42 PM (Y8DtA)

261 Dems are getting nervous we could flip Katie Hill's old seat next week.

The GOP has not flipped a CA Dem congressional seat in over 20 years.

Posted by: Ha at May 08, 2020 06:42 PM (4Q1w7)

262 Otherwise, she's shopping online for new bathing suit to wear on pontoon now that looks like a toothpick. I'll take that as good sign. I told her gym shorts and t-shirt would be fine, but she's having fun shopping.

I'm glad she's doing better olddog.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 08, 2020 06:42 PM (dUJdY)

263 (That sidebar video about Hard Rock Nick is one of the funniest things that I have seen in a good while. The two narrators really play well off each other and it doesn't hurt that the subject is chock full of mock-worthy acts.)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 08, 2020 06:35 PM (pNxlR)

I watched it last night and it was friggin' hoot. The two youngsters were hilarious. Might go watch it again, actually.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 08, 2020 06:42 PM (x8Wzq)

264 Never had a twitter account. What I see is dialog there is on an 8-year-old level. Excusing, deflecting, name calling, pseudo-equivalence. Pee wee Herman talk..

Sam Clemens was so right: a lie goes around the world while the truth is getting its boots on.

Posted by: everyman at May 08, 2020 06:42 PM (K/uXs)

265
CBS "News" leads with Corona in the White House and "Corona whistleblower". Absolutely nothing about Flynn, Russian etc.
Posted by: freaked

=======

Not that Catherine Herridge got an exclusive with Bill Barr yesterday or anything, no sirree. They have ZERO resources for that story.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2020 06:43 PM (G51Gf)

266 Anyone else have the thing where watching some of these old 70's and 80's sitcoms just makes you weepy? Because it's so obvious all that's been lost? Or...just me?

Nope. Just you and Stelter.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 08, 2020 06:43 PM (cuKeo)

267 LMAO...ABC News lead story. Trump didn't wear a mask when meeting with WWII vets.

Posted by: Orson at May 08, 2020 06:43 PM (Mi3pr)

268 Yep abiss, me too. James Lileks has also mentioned that about watching tv in general these days.

Posted by: skywch at May 08, 2020 06:43 PM (Y/Ps0)

269 NSC whistleblower who got canned for exposing boo koo payments to Halper.
Posted by: IrishEi at May 08, 2020 06:41 PM (sGotD)

Interesting.

Posted by: Abiss at May 08, 2020 06:43 PM (Y8DtA)

270 Oh, the Reckoning will be fun indeed.

Because all of us have long ago sighted in all those weapons that we then tragically lost in various canoe accidents.

Plus, despite our Betters thinking they are all bullet-proof because they belong to The Current Mob, it's actually remarkably easy to access home address information.

Not that I would ever compile a list of Enemies of the People or anything like that.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 08, 2020 06:43 PM (wPrvZ)

271 >>Nope. Who is he?

The whistleblower at the DOD ONA who first outed Stefan Halper and also one of Chelsea Clinton's oldest friends for taking enormous contracts from the DOD for very little work.

Halper was being paid to spy.

Lovinger was hand picked by Mike Flynn to join the NSC but he was instead fired and stripped of his security clearance and has been fighting back ever since. Seems pretty obvious that Flynn has known about Halper for a very long time.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2020 06:43 PM (ZLI7S)

272 Twitter is their vision for the entire internet.

No AoS.

Not that advertisers will be "permitted" to advertise on. Or that payment processor or fundraisers will be "permitted" to process money to. I mean our democracy is far too sacred to allow just ANYONE a platform to influence elections.

The clear intention is to silence us. But it's probably not intentional though. And nothing bad usually happens to people who are gagged, anyway, so it's fine. Our captors mean well.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2020 06:43 PM (uEbPt)

273 Never had Twitter or farcebook

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue at May 08, 2020 06:43 PM (bN6TL)

274 Trump is just a slight delay. The republic is dead.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Do Trump's other actions strike you as those of a man on the defensive? We've got a really good shot at this.

Posted by: t-bird at May 08, 2020 06:43 PM (4EIFd)

275
Dems are getting nervous we could flip Katie Hill's old seat next week.

phrasing!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 08, 2020 06:44 PM (pNxlR)

276 267 LMAO...ABC News lead story. Trump didn't wear a mask when meeting with WWII vets.
Posted by: Orson at May 08, 2020 06:43 PM (Mi3pr)

IIRC, most WW2 vets didn't wear a mask on Omaha Beach or Pelelieu.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 08, 2020 06:44 PM (s2VJv)

277 Nope. Just you and Stelter.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 08, 2020 06:43 PM (cuKeo)

Well. At least he's round. A pleasant shape.

Posted by: Abiss at May 08, 2020 06:44 PM (Y8DtA)

278 261...The GOP has not flipped a CA Dem congressional seat in over 20 years.

-------------
The CA GOP is perfectly happy playing second string. They sold out along time ago.

Posted by: Pliney at May 08, 2020 06:44 PM (nzKWW)

279 O/T: Okay, I'm about ready to start slitting throats if I don't rage-stroke out first.
I
just heard a local car dealership advertisement on the radio saying
that they were going to be closed on Memorial Day to "honor the fallen,
INCLUDING those who have died from COVID-19."
I can't
believe they would denigrate war heroes who sacrificed all for our
liberties their quickly pissing away in this manner. I am thoroughly
disgusted with the cowards of my country.

Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2020 06:41 PM (o9JxP)
---------------------------

Mayor Keisha Lance Bottoms of Atlanta has ordered flags at half-staff for 'Rona victims. Indefinitely.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2020 06:44 PM (ptqGC)

280 279
Mayor Keisha Lance Bottoms of Atlanta has ordered flags at half-staff for 'Rona victims. Indefinitely.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2020 06:44 PM (ptqGC)

"Lance Bottoms? That's what I do to chicks!"

- - Joey Bivalve

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 08, 2020 06:45 PM (s2VJv)

281 ''CBS "News" leads with Corona in the White House and "Corona whistleblower". Absolutely nothing about Flynn, Russian etc.
Posted by: freaked ''

I think people are so excited about things opening up again that they don't give a fig about the 'rona.

Posted by: Tuna at May 08, 2020 06:45 PM (gLRfa)

282 Andrea Mitchel is such a troll.

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2020 06:45 PM (zr5Kq)

283 Wait until Veterans Day honors doctors, nurses, grocery store clerks, as well as our military.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2020 06:45 PM (ptqGC)

284 Twitter is a sewer, peek in once in a while but try not to stay too long.

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2020 06:45 PM (ZCEU2)

285 >>Never had Twitter or farcebook

Me neither. If someone wants to know what I had for lunch they can call me.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2020 06:46 PM (ZLI7S)

286 The whistleblower at the DOD ONA who first outed Stefan Halper and also one of Chelsea Clinton's oldest friends for taking enormous contracts from the DOD for very little work.
Halper was being paid to spy.
Lovinger was hand picked by Mike Flynn to join the NSC but he was instead fired and stripped of his security clearance and has been fighting back ever since. Seems pretty obvious that Flynn has known about Halper for a very long time.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2020 06:43 PM (ZLI7S)
~~~~~

You did not say there would be essay questions.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 08, 2020 06:46 PM (sGotD)

287 Idiot CBS reporter standing outside 100' away from a hospital with a facemask on doing her report, then they launch into a Nora Odoonnel interview with a "Corona virus Whistleblower". Neither has a mask on for that. Citizens' Arresrt! Citizens' Arrest!

Posted by: freaked at May 08, 2020 06:46 PM (Tnijr)

288
Or who else misses all those 'Pledge myself to (The political candidate, not the office)' videos?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2020 06:39 PM (A5zUN)

My life for him! Yes! My life for him!

Posted by: Trashcan Man at May 08, 2020 06:46 PM (EGyGV)

289 The smartest thing to ever come out of Andrea Michell's mouth was Alan Greenspan's cock.

Sometimes you just have to roll with the classics.

Posted by: Fritz at May 08, 2020 06:46 PM (95j/9)

290 the Republicans are useless and stupid.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 08, 2020 06:41 PM (JzUuk)

Let's stick to new topics please!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 08, 2020 06:46 PM (jnM20)

291 I did my own personal reckoning by burning down all my social accounts and inadvertently starting a war with FB so I can do my job.

I also ended friendships with a lefty friend I Knew for 13 years (the only leftie friend I had left). She took offense not at me getting a 20% pay cut and looking at being furloughed because of what China did but at me referring to the virus as Chinese made.

Bye.

Done.

The line has been drawn.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 (and China is Asshoe) at May 08, 2020 06:46 PM (2ns7G)

292
Fake News says US has 27% of the entire World's deaths from the chink flu.

Three things are going on here.

1. Fake News is garbage for even repeating this fake statistic.

2. The US is over-reporting chinese virus deaths. Way over-reporting.

3. Other countries, namely China, are under-reporting their deaths.

So, nothing about the figure "27%" is true. Nothing.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 08, 2020 06:46 PM (JzUuk)

293
"Glad we asked..." sez the fake bitch.

She didn't "ask." She wasn't chasing down a story or getting the facts before she released anything.

It was just a sneering barb.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2020 06:47 PM (G51Gf)

294 I'm inclined to think that the WWII vets didn't care if Trump wore a mask. For Goodness sakes they're in their 90's- not some teenbopper marshmallows.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2020 06:47 PM (bW1Yb)

295 Andrea Mitchel is such a troll.
Posted by: runner

https://tinyurl.com/ne8auer

Posted by: Miklos, counter-troll at May 08, 2020 06:47 PM (QzkSJ)

296 CDC needs to fvcking come out and put up a statement it had before chicom virus brouhaha that face rags are BS and not encouraged. Same as gloves. End of story.

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2020 06:48 PM (zr5Kq)

297 258---Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2020 06:41 PM (o9JxP)
-----------------------------
You need to let that car dealer know what you think.
If you can contact any veterans' groups about it, that would help too.

This is obscene.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 08, 2020 06:48 PM (M/9m0)

298 260 Anyone else have the thing where watching some of these old 70's and 80's sitcoms just makes you weepy? Because it's so obvious all that's been lost? Or...just me?
Posted by: Abiss at May 08, 2020 06:42 PM (Y8DtA)

Mine is not so much a wistfulness for the 70's or 80s. Mine is more watching something like ... the Thin Man movies or His Girl Friday. It is not just the sets or even the time period and the self respect the era shows- it is the dialog. The rapid fire, high level patter. Remember, this is for an audience. The audience got this. And these people were supposed to be drunk (in the case of Thin Man.)

It shows not just the respect they had for the audience, but the quality of the audience itself.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2020 06:48 PM (A5zUN)

299
283 Wait until Veterans Day honors doctors, nurses, grocery store clerks, as well as our military.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2020 06:45 PM (ptqGC)

It is the Karens who truly deserve to be honored on Memorial Day (and Veterans Day). How far below the water would the state of our nation be if not for their ever-vigilant watching and reporting of Lockdown Scofflaws?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 08, 2020 06:48 PM (pNxlR)

300 ~~If the Republicans in the House take part in the House Democrats' new fake investigation,~~ the Republicans are useless and stupid.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 08, 2020 06:41 PM

FIFY.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 08, 2020 06:48 PM (rBtIz)

301 So, nothing about the figure "27%" is true. Nothing.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 08, 2020 06:46 PM (JzUuk)

True story. It's an IQ test.

Posted by: Abiss at May 08, 2020 06:48 PM (Y8DtA)

302 https://tinyurl.com/ne8auer
Posted by: Miklos, counter-troll at May 08, 2020 06:47 PM (QzkSJ)

That one is more pleasant looking.

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2020 06:49 PM (zr5Kq)

303

What can we say? Andrea Mitchell is a lying kvnt

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 08, 2020 06:49 PM (IVD9J)

304 The CA GOP is perfectly happy playing second string. They sold out along time ago.

Posted by: Pliney at May 08, 2020 06:44 PM (nzKWW)
\
Second place pays rather well, and the auto-deposit in the Caymans is nice!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 08, 2020 06:49 PM (jnM20)

305 Second place pays rather well, and the auto-deposit in the Caymans is nice!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 08, 2020 06:49 PM (jnM20)

Bernie Sanders?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2020 06:50 PM (A5zUN)

306
Not that I would ever compile a list of Enemies of the People or anything like that.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 08, 2020 06:43 PM (wPrvZ)

Imma make like an advertiser and buy your customer list, sir.

Posted by: trev006 at May 08, 2020 06:50 PM (A/cPG)

307 IIRC, most WW2 vets didn't wear a mask on Omaha Beach or Pelelieu.

(Native American code talker wearing mask

"Mumble mumble ohoh mumble"
(Jap eavesdropping)
"WTF?"

Posted by: banned on patrol, 3 hole patrol at May 08, 2020 06:50 PM (6/2aa)

308
It shows not just the respect they had for the audience, but the quality of the audience itself.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2020 06:48 PM (A5zUN)

I love to have "The Maltese Falcon" playing and, because I'm usually doing something else, just listen to the dialog. Fast paced and crackling, it's a real joy to hear.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 08, 2020 06:50 PM (pNxlR)

309 279---Mayor Keisha Lance Bottoms of Atlanta has ordered flags at half-staff for 'Rona victims. Indefinitely.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2020 06:44 PM (ptqGC)
-----------------------------------------
So what happens if some Extraordinarily Fine Georgian, say, Tank Adams, slips on a banana peel?
Are they going to lower the flags to 1/4 staff?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 08, 2020 06:51 PM (M/9m0)

310 It shows not just the respect they had for the audience, but the quality of the audience itself.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2020 06:48 PM (A5zUN)

I watch movies from before my time and I'm constantly struck by the idea that this art was made by better people, from a superior culture. Think Capra, etc. It makes me sad.

Posted by: Abiss at May 08, 2020 06:51 PM (Y8DtA)

311 If someone wants to know what I had for lunch they can call me.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2020 06:46 PM (ZLI7S)

I had better not be my oysters!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 08, 2020 06:52 PM (dLLD6)

312 So that was the BIG coronavirus whistleblower news-that Trump didn't wear a mask when meeting with WW II vets?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2020 06:52 PM (bW1Yb)

313
So what happens if some Extraordinarily Fine Georgian, say, Tank Adams, slips on a banana peel?
Are they going to lower the flags to 1/4 staff?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 08, 2020 06:51 PM (M/9m0)

They'll figure out a way to fill in the gap.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 08, 2020 06:52 PM (pNxlR)

314 This is FNN. The authentic fake news network.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 08, 2020 06:52 PM (q1Pj5)

315 Dildo's Oysters sounds like a term you do not want to look up on Urban Dictionary.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2020 06:53 PM (A5zUN)

316
A lot of the comments in the Sewer known as twitter are the fake outrage over Pence not wearing a mask!

the new fake HUE AND CRY is "[Republican's name here] is not wearing a mask!"

And if Pence was wearing a mask, guess what, they mock him for it.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 08, 2020 06:53 PM (JzUuk)

317 So what happens if some Extraordinarily Fine Georgian, say, Tank Adams, slips on a banana peel?

Are they going to lower the flags to 1/4 staff?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 08, 2020 06:51 PM (M/9m0)

They'll figure out a way to fill in the gap.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 08, 2020 06:52 PM (pNxlR)

Mind the gap!

Posted by: KCCO at May 08, 2020 06:53 PM (q1Pj5)

318 Not that I would ever compile a list of Enemies of the People or anything like that.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 08, 2020 06:43 PM (wPrvZ)

Imma make like an advertiser and buy your customer list, sir.
Posted by: trev006 at May 08, 2020 06:50 PM

Back in the late 80s, The American Spectator compiled a hilarious reader submitted enemies list. Made a book out if it. It still makes me laugh.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 08, 2020 06:53 PM (rBtIz)

319 Second place pays rather well, and the auto-deposit in the Caymans is nice!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 08, 2020 06:49 PM (jnM20)

Bernie Sanders?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2020 06:50 PM (A5zUN)

Being able to loot colleges was an unexpected "benefit"!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 08, 2020 06:54 PM (jnM20)

320 So that was the BIG coronavirus whistleblower news-that Trump didn't wear a mask when meeting with WW II vets?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2020 06:52 PM (bW1Yb)

Yes that was today's end of the world. The White House has said that Trump is being tested every day. It must be some kind of magic if he can give the coronavirus if he doesn't have

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 08, 2020 06:55 PM (IVD9J)

321 The Hill, zero mention of the Obama junta coup attempt.

Posted by: Menack at May 08, 2020 06:55 PM (buTO7)

322 Made a book out if it. It still makes me laugh.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 08, 2020 06:53 PM (rBtIz)

have it. it's fantastic.

Posted by: Abiss at May 08, 2020 06:55 PM (Y8DtA)

323
holy FVCK Bill Kristol utterly beclowning himself on MSNBC right now by gettin' DOOOWWWNN with Hakeem Jeffries and some other ghetto-speakin' guy doggin' on Trump.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2020 06:55 PM (G51Gf)

324
1. The Lefts wants You to wear a mask to Control You.

2. The Left wants the president to wear a mask so they can mock him.

The Left is desperate for a photo of President Trump wearing a mask because they think it'll sink him -- like Dukakis in the tank x1000.

Thank Christ the president is wise enough to know this.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 08, 2020 06:55 PM (JzUuk)

325 What a great week! I scored an actual multi-pack of Charmin yesterday. The Publix had plenty of TP. No hand soap, but TP!

If you had told me four months ago I'd be thrilled about finding Charmin in stock, I'd have laffed and laffed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2020 06:56 PM (ptqGC)

326 The Hill, zero mention of the Obama junta coup attempt.
Posted by: Menack at May 08, 2020 06:55 PM (buTO7)

Smell that blackout? That's the smell of terror.

Makes me horny.

Posted by: Abiss at May 08, 2020 06:56 PM (Y8DtA)

327 CA won't let Musk open his factory.

Move your production to a red state.

Posted by: Ha at May 08, 2020 06:56 PM (4Q1w7)

328 Back in the late 80s, The American Spectator
compiled a hilarious reader submitted enemies list. Made a book out if
it. It still makes me laugh.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 08, 2020 06:53 PM (rBtIz)

That was PJ O'Rourke and then he put out book called The Enemies List

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 08, 2020 06:56 PM (IVD9J)

329 Time to rake the corpses out of the front yard. Again.

Posted by: klaftern at May 08, 2020 06:56 PM (RuIsu)

330 169 Brain Blessed, John Hurt and Derek Jacobi really owned the roles as Augustus, Caligula and Claudius. So much so that whenever I read about any of them their faces pop into my mind.
Posted by: Tuna

That's how I learned to speak Latin with a proper English accent.
Posted by: Miklosius in vero at May 08, 2020 06:25 PM (QzkSJ)

LOL. All the roles were wonderfully cast, but John Hurt was especially legendary as Caligula. That character has been played a lot of times by a lot of actors, but *No* *One* has owned that role like John Hurt did. He was funny, charming, engaging, and you absolutely believed that he could have you disemboweled on the spot if he thought it would amuse him. He was a true Psychopath.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2020 06:56 PM (V2Yro)

331 228 Anybody remember Adam Lovinger?

I bet he resurfaces again soon.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2020 06:36 PM (ZLI7S)

___________________________

His boss is the James Baker that I thought most likely to start spilling....not the DOJ James Baker. That's why I thought DiGenova was missing the point of whatever his source told him. I thought it more likely someone in the DOD has started to cooperate.

So, yeah, I think you're right and Lovinger will become a known quantity in short order.

Posted by: Orson at May 08, 2020 06:57 PM (Mi3pr)

332 I just spent 10 minutes reading the twitters. Today, I re-learned that Twitter is a literal SEWER. There is EFFLUENT flowing on twitter feeds.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 08, 2020 06:34 PM

And often times the comment section of most conservative sites are too. Look at the comment section at the Federalist link in the sidebar. It's full of trolling. This sight is one of the few exceptions.

Probably a lot of people won't agree with me about this but I think that the simple flat list format we have here is the best there is and hinders trolling. Hierarchical formats like that at the Federalist and Disqus with their "upvotong" encourage trolls to get at the top of the comment "tree" and finish the "branches".

Here trolls are just passed by with their crap. There's no incentive to "own" with spamming copy-paste crap because what they write is at the same level as everyone else. It encourages people to follow and take part in actual discussion.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 08, 2020 06:57 PM (l6b3d)

333
I just heard a local car dealership advertisement on the radio saying that they were going to be closed on Memorial Day to "honor the fallen, INCLUDING those who have died from COVID-19."

I can't believe they would denigrate war heroes who sacrificed all for our liberties their quickly pissing away in this manner. I am thoroughly disgusted with the cowards of my country.
Posted by: ShainS

People who wear masks save more lives than Alvin York and Audie Murphy combined!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 08, 2020 06:57 PM (aKsyK)

334 Time to rake the corpses out of the front yard. Again.

Posted by: klaftern at May 08, 2020 06:56 PM (RuIsu)

Do what we do. Carry them to the marsh under dark of night and let the gators feast.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2020 06:57 PM (ptqGC)

335 That was PJ O'Rourke and then he put out book called The Enemies List
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 08, 2020 06:56 PM (IVD9J)

Yes. Correct.

Posted by: Abiss at May 08, 2020 06:58 PM (Y8DtA)

336 As I keep saying, people are gleefully running around with lit flares in rooms full of napalm.

This is all going to end in the traditional manner. And won't that be lovely.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 08, 2020 06:58 PM (GbPPJ)

337 That was PJ O'Rourke and then he put out book called The Enemies List
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 08, 2020 06:56 PM

Yep. Writing in the Spectator at the time. The guy was great. Shame he seems to have gone off the reservation lately.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 08, 2020 06:59 PM (rBtIz)

338 People who wear masks save more lives than Alvin York and Audie Murphy combined!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 08, 2020 06:57 PM (aKsyK)

To be fair, Murphy may have killed more Germans than Chinese Lung AIDS.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2020 06:59 PM (A5zUN)

339
I thought it more likely someone in the DOD has started to cooperate.

So, yeah, I think you're right and Lovinger will become a known quantity in short order.
Posted by: Orson

=========

The DOD? You're on a path not known to me.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2020 06:59 PM (G51Gf)

340 Humphrey Bogart's SAHARA doesn't get the Love that it should, and Fury ripped part of the Movie off, I even liked the Jim Belushi HBO made version, I like the Tank and thought it looked cool. I also started watching CHEFTIAN on YouTube an Irishman born in the USA raised in Ireland became a Tank Commander and gives tours of Tanks in and out. His Talk on why the Sherman Tank was the best Tank of WW2 and that it being a fire trap is a myth, your chances of surviving were better than what people think

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 08, 2020 06:59 PM (dKiJG)

341 I still have some Corpse-B-Gone spray left. It's running low, tho.

Posted by: klaftern at May 08, 2020 06:59 PM (RuIsu)

342 333...

I wouldn't think of giving that dealership a nickel of my money.

Posted by: PacosMojo at May 08, 2020 06:59 PM (ivZ+f)

343 332 I agree
the flat threads are better than branched

Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 08, 2020 06:59 PM (G546f)

344 Went to my local Circle K to grab a beer, and while I was paying, I realized I had not put on my mask. Had not even crossed my mind. And nobody said a word. Not even the cop who was talking to a woman whose purse had been stolen.

Interesting.

Despite it being mandatory now in our county, I am seeing fewer people in masks in general, and nearly zero when they are outdoors or in their cars.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 08, 2020 07:00 PM (x8Wzq)

345 Clinton HIV/AIDs Initiative
The WHO
Fauci
Birx
Bill Gates
The Ethiopian scammer Tedros

Same cast of characters are popping up now. Who lot of money in pandemics.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2020 07:00 PM (ZLI7S)

346 Mine is not so much a wistfulness for the 70's or 80s. Mine is more watching something like ... the Thin Man movies or His Girl Friday. It is not just the sets or even the time period and the self respect the era shows- it is the dialog. The rapid fire, high level patter. Remember, this is for an audience. The audience got this. And these people were supposed to be drunk (in the case of Thin Man.)

It shows not just the respect they had for the audience, but the quality of the audience itself.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2020 06:48 PM (A5zUN)

I'm with you there, I think that all the time. And that era is my favorite flim era. Modern directors wonder, how could those old guys make such good movies and they didn't have any special effects budget at all?

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2020 07:00 PM (V2Yro)

347 336 As I keep saying, people are gleefully running around with lit flares in rooms full of napalm.

This is all going to end in the traditional manner. And won't that be lovely.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 08, 2020 06:58 PM (GbPPJ)

That works better if I take it straight rather than sarcastic. Because, yah - lovely indeed, ma'am.

Posted by: Abiss at May 08, 2020 07:00 PM (Y8DtA)

348

Jimmy Kimmel is the exact person Joe Flaherty was making fun of on SCTV in 1980. A fake, fraud who cries fake tears and is a major league unfunny ass kisser of horrible people.

That fake crying about his child who didnt have health insurance...LOL. What a fat hump.

sargon as a takedown of that duplicitous wench Susan Karen Wjoicki of Youtube. That sow is something else...what a lying sack of shit she is.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at May 08, 2020 07:01 PM (lg/F7)

349 Imma make like an advertiser and buy your customer list, sir.

Posted by: trev006

I can neither confirm nor deny that I will have said fictitious list compiled in PowerPoint with occupant/owner vital statistics as well as Google Street View and Google Earth Satellite images for each, for ease of location.

I am nothing if not a thorough revolutionary.

*bows head solemnly*

*raises closed fist over head*

*hums while reenacting courtroom scene from Animal House in head*

Posted by: Sharkman at May 08, 2020 07:01 PM (BM2fS)

350 Whoa.

Posted by: Guy who is mildly shocked by everything at May 08, 2020 07:01 PM (4tEsR)

351 Here trolls are just passed by with their crap. There's no incentive to "own" with spamming copy-paste crap because what they write is at the same level as everyone else. It encourages people to follow and take part in actual discussion.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 08, 2020 06:57 PM (l6b3d)

I do think a "HATE" emoji would be very useful here!

And it doesn't hurt that you have to be mostly sentient to post here, just to survive Pixy (Barely sentient in the case of trolls)!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 08, 2020 07:01 PM (jnM20)

352 Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 08, 2020 06:59 PM (dKiJG)

I like the Chieftan's stuff. There is a good joint interview/discussion between him and Ian from Forgotten Weapons on youtube. One short, in front of the Alamo, another long sit down, and one where he takes Ian through all the weapons on a Sherman.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2020 07:02 PM (A5zUN)

353 Mask use had dropped a lot in my area until having a huge resurgence again the last few weeks. It's way up about 90% now from about 50%. The Karens are winning.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 08, 2020 07:02 PM (+7yf7)

354 was PJ O'Rourke and then he put out book called The Enemies List
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 08, 2020 06:56 PM

Yep. Writing in the Spectator at the time. The guy was great. Shame he seems to have gone off the reservation lately.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 08, 2020 06:59 PM (rBtIz)

He's a never Trump and was on Australian TV talking about how Trump was going to ruin the US after he was elected. and it's a shame.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 08, 2020 07:02 PM (dKiJG)

355 And just checked Drudge.
Total blackout.

Posted by: Menack at May 08, 2020 07:02 PM (buTO7)

356 340 Humphrey Bogart's SAHARA doesn't get the Love that it should, and Fury ripped part of the Movie off, I even liked the Jim Belushi HBO made version, I like the Tank and thought it looked cool.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 08, 2020 06:59 PM (dKiJG)

I love Bogart's Sahara! And without that movie, I think most everyone would have forgotten that the M3 "Grant" Tank every existed, and that it was what we started WW2 in Africa with.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2020 07:03 PM (V2Yro)

357
535 members of Congress + 9 Justices = 544, plus thousands more in staff. Not one has died or even become seriously ill, that we know of, from the chinese virus.

Using the CDC figures, how is that even statistically possible? Something's not adding up...

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 08, 2020 07:03 PM (JzUuk)

358
That fake crying about his child who didnt have health insurance...LOL. What a fat hump.

sargon as a takedown of that duplicitous wench Susan Karen Wjoicki of Youtube. That sow is something else...what a lying sack of shit she is.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian

=======

He was royally taken down by someone the next day. Charlie what's his name?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2020 07:03 PM (G51Gf)

359 Jimmy Kimmel is the exact person Joe Flaherty was
making fun of on SCTV in 1980. A fake, fraud who cries fake tears and is
a major league unfunny ass kisser of horrible people.

That fake crying about his child who didnt have health insurance...LOL. What a fat hump.

sargon as a takedown of that duplicitous wench Susan Karen Wjoicki
of Youtube. That sow is something else...what a lying sack of shit she
is.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at May 08, 2020 07:01 PM (lg/F7)

Sammy Maudlin? He always broke out the phony emotion but he was not the complete arrogant, mega douchebag that Kimmel is

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 08, 2020 07:04 PM (IVD9J)

360 mood nood

Posted by: freaked at May 08, 2020 07:04 PM (Tnijr)

361 His Talk on why the Sherman Tank was the best Tank of WW2 and that it being a fire trap is a myth, your chances of surviving were better than what people think
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 08, 2020 06:59 PM (dKiJG)

Come on. Wasn't a Tiger II. Thank God the Germans didn't make THOSE till they got to the part where they didn't have enough materials to make them without limit. Those things were fuck off 'tanks from the future.'

Posted by: Abiss at May 08, 2020 07:04 PM (Y8DtA)

362 Same cast of characters are popping up now. Who lot of money in pandemics.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2020 07:00 PM (ZLI7S)
~~~~~

I think I read (maybe True Pundit?) that the FBI had an investigation into Fauci wrt vaccines, charities, patents, etc. and that James Comey put the kibosh on it in 2014. Have you see anything on that?

Posted by: IrishEi at May 08, 2020 07:04 PM (sGotD)

363 339
I thought it more likely someone in the DOD has started to cooperate.

So, yeah, I think you're right and Lovinger will become a known quantity in short order.
Posted by: Orson

=========

The DOD? You're on a path not known to me.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2020 06:59 PM (G51Gf)

_____________

Lovinger was stripped of his security clearance and chastised for 1. Supporting Trump and 2. Likely spilling the beans on some things being done concerning Stephen Halper (who was being run by Col. James Baker). However, there is another James Baker in the DOJ who was chief counsel and voluntarily resigned pretty much saying...uh oh, you got us. I see Col. James Baker of the more likely of the two to roll over and cooperate with authorities. Col. James Baker was head of the ONA, which is a Pentagon operation, hence the DOD.

Posted by: Orson at May 08, 2020 07:05 PM (Mi3pr)

364 353 Mask use had dropped a lot in my area until having a huge resurgence again the last few weeks. It's way up about 90% now from about 50%. The Karens are winning.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 08, 2020 07:02 PM (+7yf7)

Same thing here, but I think most of it is our glorious leader mandating that masks must be worn in all public places starting the 11th.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2020 07:05 PM (A5zUN)

365 Despite it being mandatory now in our county, I am seeing fewer people in masks in general, and nearly zero when they are outdoors or in their cars.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 08, 2020 07:00 PM (x8Wzq)

In my little corner of Coonman's NoVA, I am seeing so many masks I feel like I am a participant in a mass hysteria psych experiment!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 08, 2020 07:05 PM (jnM20)

366 Clinton HIV/AIDs Initiative

The WHO

Fauci

Birx

Bill Gates

The Ethiopian scammer Tedros

Same cast of characters are popping up now. Who lot of money in pandemics.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2020 07:00 PM (ZLI7S)

Townsend and Daltrey are in on this? Townsend maybe but I can't believe Daltrey

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 08, 2020 07:05 PM (IVD9J)

367 @stclairashley

A masterpiece in four parts

https://tinyurl.com/y7ae33o3

(hit the right > to go to each pic)

Posted by: Tami at May 08, 2020 07:05 PM (cF8AT)

368 Email from my local gun store: "The range is open!"

This is a good sign.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 08, 2020 06:19 PM (sWM8x)

Nice.

BTW, Kimmel wasn't married to Sarah Silverman, but he cheated on his wife with the scrunty Silverman and then dumped the wife and kids for scrunt. They lived together for a while but then broke up.

Posted by: LASue at May 08, 2020 07:06 PM (Ed8Zd)

369
For the first time in many years, I just took a glimpse at the drudge report. It is 90% anti-MAGA.

Why do ANY of you still give that site clicks?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 08, 2020 07:07 PM (JzUuk)

370
Holy fvcking shyte. A local school of 75 years, insanely excellent academic reputation, is closing forever because they're attached to a church and they couldn't keep up their donations and were financially strained beyond breaking by all the COVID requirements of our asshoe Public Health Officer, who got FIRED from his last city.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2020 07:08 PM (G51Gf)

371 Here's my front-line report. I ran into the cook from my local dive bar today. This is a guy with neck tats and a face piercing and no education but we're actual friends. That's what's good about dive bars.

We shook hands. That's the first human touch I've had since I hugged my son three weeks ago. The bar is open for takeout limited hours. I decided to go get some and see if maybe we were in a place of rebellion and I might be able to hang out with the local equivelant of Morons.

This bar is the last place in the world where you'd expect to find Karens. And yet someone has ratted them out and they're on a watch list and have to be extra careful.

They were talking about ordering SanGria from somewhere and I said but you own an actual bar. Bar owner girl says that she and staff are not allowed to drink there even after hours.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 08, 2020 07:08 PM (gd9RK)

372 Why do ANY of you still give that site clicks?
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 08, 2020 07:07 PM (JzUuk)

Probably for the same reason you just did, to see the train wreck.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2020 07:08 PM (A5zUN)

373 *hums while reenacting courtroom scene from Animal House in head*

Posted by: Sharkman at May 08, 2020 07:01 PM (BM2fS)

*laugh* Well, it goes how it goes.

Posted by: trev006 at May 08, 2020 07:09 PM (A/cPG)

374 Humphrey Bogart's SAHARA doesn't get the Love that it should

I love this movie though I have not seen it since I was a lad. Thanks for reminding me of its existence. I think I will track it down tonight.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 08, 2020 07:10 PM (BM2fS)

375 There all done!

I just finished painting Jimmy Kimmel's face onto the bottom of my toilet bowl.

Open wide, Jimbo!

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 08, 2020 07:11 PM (L2ZTs)

376 Is there a full website for fake news out there? I know a few people were keeping track for a little while like Surber but its just about daily something comes up. Seems like a resource.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2020 07:14 PM (KZzsI)

377 Most Americans are in danger of being deplatformed by the tech monopolies for retweeting anything that the rotten leftwing cunts at Twitter, Google, and FaceBook decide isn't "factual" or "helpful."

I gotta say, ace, your decision to stick with your own website when everyone else was going to wordpress or blogspot or google or whatever looks like freakin' genius in hindsight.

Posted by: Ace's liver at May 08, 2020 07:17 PM (wGeit)

378 Humphrey Bogart's SAHARA doesn't get the Love that it should

It is a damned fine movie, one of his best

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2020 07:17 PM (KZzsI)

379 I just finished painting Jimmy Kimmel's face onto the bottom of my toilet bowl.

It's nice to have a hobby!

Maybe sell on Etsy?

Posted by: Work-from-Home Miklos at May 08, 2020 07:21 PM (QzkSJ)

380 Miklos, hmmm ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 08, 2020 07:22 PM (L2ZTs)

381 Kimmel wasn't married to Sarah Silverman, but he cheated on his wife with the scrunty Silverman and then dumped the wife and kids for scrunt. They lived together for a while but then broke up.
Posted by: LASue

So.

Kimmel is actually HardRockNick.

Posted by: Un-sidebarred Miklos at May 08, 2020 07:22 PM (QzkSJ)

382 noodification

Posted by: Miklos at May 08, 2020 07:24 PM (QzkSJ)

383 334
Time to rake the corpses out of the front yard. Again.

Posted by: klaftern at May 08, 2020 06:56 PM (RuIsu)

Do what we do. Carry them to the marsh under dark of night and let the gators feast.

hmm. come to think of it, "let the gators feast" would be a good name for a band.

Posted by: Anachronda at May 08, 2020 07:25 PM (kf5Ci)

384

Sammy Maudlin? He always broke out the phony emotion but he was not the complete arrogant, mega douchebag that Kimmel is
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 08, 2020 07:04 PM (IVD9J)

Sammy, if I may just say something, and I mean this sincerely, from the bottom of my heart, Jimmy Kimmel is one of the finest entertainers in the world, and I mean that!

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at May 08, 2020 07:32 PM (lg/F7)

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"PJ O'Rourke"

When Car and Driver was a good read, and had some colorful characters on staff, he penned some classics.

One prior to him writing there..."How to Drive Fast on Drugs While Getting Your Wing-Wang Squeezed and Not Spill Your Drink"

As with anything, they were assimilated and turned into one big fucking brochure.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at May 08, 2020 07:38 PM (lg/F7)

386 I hope I accidentally come into contact with Jimmi Kimmel. The fucker needs a reality check.

Posted by: Fist at May 08, 2020 07:39 PM (quUQj)

387 All the smart people tell me that secession is not possible.

Posted by: FoodWaterAmmo at May 08, 2020 07:53 PM (qoOH5)

388 Why the Fuck can't a Vice President figure out he's miked-up all the time, and by people who want to lie about him?

I get so tired of these people who don't understand that their lives are no longer their own, and that they are supposed to be protecting me and my family from the goddam Democrats, instead of stepping on their own dicks?

Was it unclear what you signed up for, Mike?

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at May 08, 2020 08:09 PM (jE24R)

389 If ever I happen to run into any of these dick wads in public, well, all I can say is "milkshake".

Posted by: William White at May 10, 2020 11:08 AM (5FRbo)

390 Thats the whole problem with the M.S. Media they never check for any facts before they report it on the Morning or evening news

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at May 10, 2020 06:35 PM (FLiOE)

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1. Democrat Operative With History of Fake News Tweets Lie.
2. Trump Deranged Chubby Clown Jimmy Kimmel Blasts It Out.
3. Alleged "Journalists" Retweet It Without Any Fact-Checking.