Ace of Spades Pet Thread

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Good afternoon and welcome to the almost world famous Ace of Spades Pet Thread. Enjoy the abbreviated pet thread and the world of pets.

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Thanks for stopping by today. Feel free to discuss pets or any other type of animal you wish to.

Have a great week!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 03:10 PM




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1 Good Saturday afternoon, pet horde!

I love pet musicians.

Gonna mostly lurk, because I have a poker tournament starting in a couple of minutes. If I bust out early, I'll be back.

Posted by: April at May 09, 2020 03:04 PM (OX9vb)

2 Wow would have been first but I watched the videos.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 09, 2020 03:07 PM (JUOKG)

3 Time to read the content...

Posted by: Charles the Simple at May 09, 2020 03:08 PM (HuH1F)

4 God Bless those little pet-boogers, every one!

Thanks as always for this thread, a weekly favorite.

Posted by: acethepug at May 09, 2020 03:12 PM (qPKAe)

5 MisHum, how do we send photos to the pet thread? I know I've only seen it a hundred times...

Posted by: Beverly at May 09, 2020 03:14 PM (SBMUk)

6 Pets!

Posted by: m at May 09, 2020 03:16 PM (IIoSq)

7 The ointments and lotions that had been meant (so vainly!) to assuage
his mange-ridden flesh glistened under the elegant chandelier lights as the
slickened and slippery Pee Dog literally slid through the formally attired
crowd.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 09, 2020 03:17 PM (vuisn)

8 Howdy, Horde

Missing my Summer dog

McGyver, out

Posted by: McGyver at May 09, 2020 03:18 PM (DVaS/)

9 Beverly, in case MisHum's not here:

petmorons
at
gmail
dot
com

Posted by: m at May 09, 2020 03:18 PM (IIoSq)

10 MisHum, how do we send photos to the pet thread? I know I've only seen it a hundred times...

Posted by: Beverly at May 09, 2020 03:14 PM (SBMUk)

petmorons at geemail dot com

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 09, 2020 03:19 PM (dLLD6)

11 That corgi...

Posted by: Ladyl at May 09, 2020 03:19 PM (TdMsT)

12 MisHum, how do we send photos to the pet thread? I know I've only seen it a hundred times...
Posted by: Beverly at May 09, 2020 03:14 PM (SBMUk)

petmorons ## gmail dot com

You know what to substitute for ##

Posted by: TN Deplorable at May 09, 2020 03:20 PM (mgeBd)

13 Wonder if the dog-in-bed is reading the Pet Thread.
Whoa. Meta.

Posted by: m at May 09, 2020 03:20 PM (IIoSq)

14 Is reading dog a Corgi or a Shiba Inu?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 09, 2020 03:22 PM (Uu+Jp)

15 The coffee cup in the foreground, tilted away from us: looks like, in the red part, it says what would be the F word in WTF. But maybe that's just me.

Posted by: m at May 09, 2020 03:24 PM (IIoSq)

16 Little chihuahua got the stitches out after having his eye removed. He was a little trooper. They left me in the car and took him in by himself.

Posted by: KT at May 09, 2020 03:25 PM (BVQ+1)

17 mmmmm...Lunch !

Posted by: Barack O'Bama at May 09, 2020 03:28 PM (zr5Kq)

18 KT: And are you both back home and all's well?

Posted by: m at May 09, 2020 03:29 PM (IIoSq)

19 Conor wants to get the email address of that Corgi to perfect his own internet surfing skills.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 09, 2020 03:29 PM (jnM20)

20 Bah, that was fast. I'm back. Aces cracked, but you'll have that.

So, back to pets: we started homemade dog food this week. Tank appears to be allergic to pretty much all the meats, but I'll be damned if I'm going to feed him vegetarian. The vet said commercial dog foods, even limited ingredient, may be cross-contaminated. She suggested we make it ourselves using balanceit.com if we have the time and the money, and we kinda do, so, we're on it.

Sarge isn't allergic, but he is picky and turns his nose up at kibble most of the time. He hasn't refused a single homemade meal. Tank is still itchy and rashy, though. Hope it clears up shortly.

Posted by: April at May 09, 2020 03:29 PM (OX9vb)

21 Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 09, 2020 03:17 PM (vuisn)

Pics or it didn't happen.

Posted by: m at May 09, 2020 03:30 PM (IIoSq)

22 16 Little chihuahua got the stitches out after having his eye removed.

Oh, KT, what happened to his eye?? You probably talked about it last week, but I wasn't here. Sorry. Hope he's better?

Posted by: April at May 09, 2020 03:31 PM (OX9vb)

23 Hi all. I want to thank everyone for the sympathies over losing my sweet kitty Dorkie Dork. She was such an incredible cat. The night before she died, down to about 3#, couldn't walk, my gf had cleaned her up and put a little puppy diaper on her, then put DD into her plush bed which my gf then put on her stomach (gf was lying on her back, propped up on a big pillow). All of a sudden, DD looks up and starts to claw her way towards gf's right upper arm, which was DD's favorite place in the world. Keep in mind that DD doesn't have a back, right leg, hadn't really eaten anything in days, and had only a day or so left, but nothing was going to keep her from mama's arm. Mama, of course, picked her up and put her right where she wanted to be. They loved each other so much.

People who intentionally hurt animals deserve retribution.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 09, 2020 03:31 PM (KAi1n)

24 Little chihuahua got the stitches out after having his eye removed. He was a little trooper. They left me in the car and took him in by himself.
Posted by: KT at May 09, 2020 03:25 PM (BVQ+1)

He's going to have to wear an eyepatch, and practice saying, "aaar!"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 09, 2020 03:32 PM (LZcDP)

25 23 All of a sudden, DD looks up and starts to claw her way towards gf's right upper arm, which was DD's favorite place in the world.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 09, 2020 03:31 PM (KAi1n)

That's really a great memory to keep. Thanks for sharing it.

Posted by: m at May 09, 2020 03:33 PM (IIoSq)

26 People who intentionally hurt animals deserve retribution.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 09, 2020 03:31 PM (KAi1n)


Preferably in this life AND the next!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 09, 2020 03:33 PM (jnM20)

27 KT--I bet your pup doesn't even notice he now has only one eye. It will "bother" you more than it does him! Best of luck to you both. I am going to try to get a good photo of my own one -eyed monster to send to the pet thread.

Posted by: corn and beans at May 09, 2020 03:36 PM (tkNkP)

28 I've had a container with the ashes of my late great tomcat Cosmo sitting around on bookshelves for years now, waiting for a final resting place.

Well I finally planted him in my mom's flower garden under a bunch of catnip, next to a little garden temple. Fitting, since he demanded worship from all he met.

Rest in peace, you fat fuzzy bastard. I still miss you.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 09, 2020 03:36 PM (Dc2NZ)

29 Around the World in a Day is an excellent album..

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 09, 2020 03:37 PM (PUmDY)

30 Best dog photos ever. Photography team of husband and wife toss treats in air and take photos following.
They made me laugh:

https://tinyurl.com/yc5e6zbu

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 09, 2020 03:40 PM (bW1Yb)

31 Conor wants to get the email address of that Corgi to perfect his own internet surfing skills.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
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This can have bad consequences. Mike Hammer's Cat, after a night on the ONT. https://tinyurl.com/yacxgvk7

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 09, 2020 03:44 PM (mLizQ)

32 30 Best dog photos ever. Photography team of husband and wife toss treats in air and take photos following.
They made me laugh:

https://tinyurl.com/yc5e6zbu
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 09, 2020 03:40 PM (bW1Yb)

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Those are absolutely hysterical, Fen. I'm putting the kids to work trying to take similar pics once Hoplite Housedog returns from her walk!

Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at May 09, 2020 03:47 PM (XXNQ+)

33 Thanks to everyone who expressed concern over our newly one-eyed dog. His lens blew out in one eye and produced an inflammatory response.

He got the stitches out Thursday. He has trouble maneuvering indoors sometimes, especially after coming in from bright sunlight (has a cataract in his remaining eye) but he is doing OK otherwise.

Making friends with the cats, but played chase with one of them a little earlier in the week. He's adjusting.


Posted by: KT at May 09, 2020 03:48 PM (BVQ+1)

34 John Wick Pitch Meeting

https://youtu.be/Z3eNE4Gk-tA

Posted by: BourbonChicken with a Face Colander at May 09, 2020 03:48 PM (LxTcq)

35 Nice Pets Y'all!......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 09, 2020 03:48 PM (Z+IKu)

36 April. Even duck and venison? Our pup cannot eat farm raised but does great with duck, venison or salmon. She doesn't have skin issues but has stomach problems. Her vomiting is under control for over a year.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 09, 2020 03:49 PM (JVgnl)

37 I always wondered what bitter clinger looked like.

He is typing sorta of a shaggy dog story.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 09, 2020 03:49 PM (u82oZ)

38 My new puppy has tripled in size since I got her 45 days ago. She is now 89 days old and no longer pouncing on dandelions.

Her latest trick is to try to jump to the top of a thigh high weed and bit the top off of it.

It is a bit like trying to walk a bowling ball the self identifies as a kite.

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at May 09, 2020 03:52 PM (NeD6B)

39 This can have bad consequences. Mike Hammer's Cat, after a night on the ONT. https://tinyurl.com/yacxgvk7
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 09, 2020 03:44 PM


To be fair, isn't The ONT the prototype hive of moral insolvency for that cantina in Star Wars?

Posted by: Daywalkers at May 09, 2020 03:52 PM (BcEce)

40 To be fair, isn't The ONT the prototype hive of moral insolvency for that cantina in Star Wars?

Posted by: Daywalkers at May 09, 2020 03:52 PM (BcEce)


True, but the censors had to tone it down...

a lot!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 09, 2020 04:00 PM (jnM20)

41 neverenoughcaffeine, not duck, and not fish. Not sure about venison--the test didn't screen for that.

It was a saliva dna test, so not entirely reliable anyway, but at least it gives us an idea.

I don't know where to get venison, and lamb is ok, but expensive.

Posted by: April at May 09, 2020 04:00 PM (OX9vb)

42 Someone called the corgi.

He couldn't be bothered answering.

Posted by: Mr. Trashbag, Shoggoth and Eater Of Toes at May 09, 2020 04:06 PM (T09ml)

43 ''Little chihuahua got the stitches out after having his eye removed. He was a little trooper. They left me in the car and took him in by himself. ''

Oh no. Poor little guy. Hope he's recovering.

Posted by: Tuna at May 09, 2020 04:06 PM (gLRfa)

44 ''John Wick Pitch Meeting

https://youtu.be/Z3eNE4Gk-tA''

LOL

I love those pitch meetings.

Posted by: Tuna at May 09, 2020 04:07 PM (gLRfa)

45 Afternoon, all,

I like the Corgi sitting up in bed as he "works." Sort of a mascot for the AoSHQ Pet Thread.

Some of you may remember that my older cat, Chekov D. Siberian, has been having, uh, "digestive" issues for some time. After running innumerable tests, his vet believes it's a food allergy of some kind. I've tried him on Iams, Science Diet, and even Instinct "raw" rabbit dry food. Nothing seemed to work. He'd have a problem on the bathroom floor or occasionally carpet every 2-3 days.

Finally I gave in and bought the expensive ($56 for 7.7 lbs.) hydrolyzed protein food the vet suggested when the other things failed. Mirabile dictu: It seems to be working! He eats the stuff readily, seems energetic -- and he has not had a bathroom accident in a week!

The big black cat, his adopted younger brother, eats it too, and I have to figure out a way to feed him good but less pricey stuff while Chekov continues on the cordon bleu. But it appears he is in remission.

(Of course, now that I've written that, the big white-and-black devil will crap on my dining table just to spite me. You know how cats are.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 09, 2020 04:07 PM (rpbg1)

46 37 I always wondered what bitter clinger looked like.

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I resemble that remark.

Although I'm about to meet my hair cutting girl for a secret shearing out of eyesight of the Stasi.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 09, 2020 04:09 PM (eSC+y)

47 I'm about to meet my hair cutting girl for a secret shearing out of eyesight of the Stasi.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 09, 2020 04:09 PM (eSC+y)

See if she has an opening. I tip good

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 09, 2020 04:13 PM (85Gof)

48 My little Moose has been out of sorts since yesterday. Daughter took him to vet because he was shaking his had alot. He said the ears weren't bad probably allergies so he gave him a shot and cleaned out what little dirt there was. He was just weird all night before I went to bed, refusing to do downstairs. So I left him laying in the chair. This morning about 11:00 I hear this howling! I knew he was down there with her and I heard her trying to comfort him. Bad dream maybe?

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 09, 2020 04:13 PM (dUJdY)

49 Took my cat out on the porch for a look around today. he appeared confused by snow in May

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 09, 2020 04:14 PM (85Gof)

50 50!

Posted by: m at May 09, 2020 04:17 PM (IIoSq)

51 As a corgi owner, I can confirm that pic.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 09, 2020 04:18 PM (oVJmc)

52 People who intentionally hurt animals deserve retribution.
Posted by: SFGoth at May 09, 2020 03:31 PM (KAi1n)


I'd gladly horsewhip every fucking one of 'em.

In the last couple of days Teddy, my five year old Airedale, got to run with other dogs in a local park, which he's badly needed since our cowardly one term RINO governor put dog parks on lockdown. It's such a pleasure watching dogs running for the sheer joy of it.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 09, 2020 04:21 PM (y7DUB)

53 I just LOVE LOVE LOVE Mike hammer's Cat!!!

Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at May 09, 2020 04:22 PM (QU+qf)

54 had only a day or so left, but nothing was going to keep her from mama's arm. Mama, of course, picked her up and put her right where she wanted to be. They loved each other so much.

People who intentionally hurt animals deserve retribution.


Getting dusty in here again.

Yes, but mshum has banhammered others who began to suggest such.

Went to that great essential mom n pop pet-vet warehouse this morning for supplies. Dint hardly even glance down the aisle where the lorikeet food was kept, the brand that went out of business, that my guy used to eat 12 years ago. His rival does his best to keep me agitated, and god willing will another 22 years. Not his first home, but the longest.

Posted by: banned forever home at May 09, 2020 04:22 PM (O73b3)

55 This is my new favorite cat channel. Japanese but has English subtitles. Suri and Noel

https://youtu.be/VjpfawWwt1M

I also like this one where he tries to find a way to keep the fat cats from eating all the food.

https://youtu.be/FvUIMJWp58w

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 09, 2020 04:22 PM (Lqy/e)

56 PET THREAD!! WeaselDog says hola!

Posted by: Weasel at May 09, 2020 04:25 PM (MVjcR)

57 I just LOVE LOVE LOVE Mike hammer's Cat!!!
Posted by: Eleanor
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His charm is superficial. He's a psychopath.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 09, 2020 04:26 PM (GBHAb)

58 I really want a bengal. Holy crap are they expensive! I mean, I know people pay thousands for a dog, myself included but I had no idea cats could be so expensive. I still want one but my husband is saying no. We only have 2 rescue cats and a Dandie dinmont terrier. Oh, and 3 leopard geckos.

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue at May 09, 2020 04:27 PM (UUBmN)

59 "It's such a pleasure watching dogs running for the sheer joy of it."

Indeed. I'm not a dog person (nor am I a pony soldier), but when a dog person is running around with their dog, and they're both happy, it's noticeable.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 09, 2020 04:27 PM (KAi1n)

60 This is the infamous Mike Hammer's cat that goes on nightly walks, yes?

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue at May 09, 2020 04:28 PM (UUBmN)

61 Posted by: Jewells45 at May 09, 2020 04:13 PM

Poor doggeh... had Moose been outside much before this started?

Cheat Grass seed can get down into a dog's ear and really cause them problems. Usually starts out with a lot of head-shaking, then howling, lethargy, loss of appetite.

Maybe have the vet check his ears again?

Posted by: JQ at May 09, 2020 04:30 PM (8DRUP)

62
His charm is superficial. He's a psychopath.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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I defer to this Far Side cartoon:
https://tinyurl.com/y3qg4jzf

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 09, 2020 04:31 PM (GBHAb)

63 JQ.. he's outside but not a whole lot right now because of the pit bull situation behind us. Privacy fence going up next Monday. His appetite is still good though.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 09, 2020 04:32 PM (dUJdY)

64 This is the infamous Mike Hammer's cat that goes on nightly walks, yes?
Posted by: lin-duh
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The same.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 09, 2020 04:33 PM (GBHAb)

65 Oh, and 3 leopard geckos.



Posted by: lin-duh en fugue at May 09, 2020 04:27 PM


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I have geckos living in my mail box and some sort of larger lizard thing living in my hobby room. I have only seen him once but he is about 6-8 inches long and quick.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 09, 2020 04:34 PM (JUOKG)

66 See if she has an opening. I tip good

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I have dibs on her openings.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 09, 2020 04:35 PM (eSC+y)

67 "It's such a pleasure watching dogs running for the sheer joy of it."
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Even greater pleasure when you see them go over the horizon. Not that I don't like them, but after three kids and them NEEDING every animal they could think of, the only animal coming into my house will be the errant house fly, and its life will soon be over. I'm not a total dick though, the quoted statement is true.

Posted by: Menack at May 09, 2020 04:36 PM (CcdLA)

68 Sayin a cat is a psychopath is like saying water is wet.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 09, 2020 04:37 PM (EZebt)

69 >>In the last couple of days Teddy, my five year old Airedale, got to run with other dogs in a local park, which he's badly needed since our cowardly one term RINO governor put dog parks on lockdown. It's such a pleasure watching dogs running for the sheer joy of it.

One of our town parks was reopened today and I took Elvis for a walk. We met up with a couple Springers and running ensued.

He's been happily snoring away since we got home after finishing his victory bone.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 09, 2020 04:39 PM (ZLI7S)

70 Black Star is a very cool song.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 09, 2020 04:39 PM (PUmDY)

71 Happy Pet Thread Day to all.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2020 04:39 PM (ug6tr)

72 Jewells, here's a link to petMD:

preview.tinyurl.com/ydh6qrqd

Posted by: JQ at May 09, 2020 04:40 PM (BvZkh)

73 See if she has an opening. I tip good
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 09, 2020 04:13 PM (85Gof)
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Are you down here? My husband's barber is open for "light elective surgery" but other places are ~supposed~ to be open starting Friday. Email me if you want his info!

Posted by: bluebell at May 09, 2020 04:40 PM (/669Q)

74 I like the Corgi sitting up in bed as he "works." Sort of a mascot for the AoSHQ Pet Thread.
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I was thinking more like a mascot for the COBs.

Posted by: bluebell at May 09, 2020 04:41 PM (/669Q)

75 I'm not a film star.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 09, 2020 04:42 PM (PUmDY)

76 I'm a star star.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 09, 2020 04:43 PM (PUmDY)

77 John Wick Pitch Meeting

https://youtu.be/Z3eNE4Gk-tA



Sweet. The one he did about the first guy to take a vacation was priceless.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at May 09, 2020 04:43 PM (7s3Gx)

78 https://tinyurl.com/yc5e6zbu
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 09, 2020 03:40 PM (bW1Yb)
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That second to last one - I'm dying. That expression!

Posted by: bluebell at May 09, 2020 04:44 PM (/669Q)

79 My massage parlor still wearing gloves for happy endings. This lockdown is zero fun.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 09, 2020 04:45 PM (JFO2v)

80 So, Cat#1 went to vet Thursday. They kept him overnight. Ran every 3-letter test on him you can think of. He's home now. Get results Monday. Can't wait to the bill.

Well I think it's him. They put him on diuretic and he looks 9lbs lighter.

Posted by: olddog in mo, F*ck BofA & uckfay ancercay at May 09, 2020 04:45 PM (Dhht7)

81 There is a certain low humor in sneaking around the government just to get a haircut. We have fallen very far, but we will get up again.

I went down an alley, came to a locked, unmarked door. I knocked in a certain rhythm, and gave a password. The door was unlocked. I slithered in, and got my hair cut.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 09, 2020 04:45 PM (u82oZ)

82 Saying a cat is a psychopath is like saying water is wet.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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Something about male Siamese cats makes them especially unstable. I defer to Lady Caroline Lamb's comment about Lord Byron, 'Mad, Bad, and dangerous to know'.

Having said that, I love the little bugger like he was my own brother. A (mostly) good, if unpredictable, companion for 18+ years now.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 09, 2020 04:45 PM (bk3Sg)

83 Used this years ago during the cali exotic newcastle disease pet bird slaughter:
"NOLVASAN Solution has been shown to be virucidal in vitro against rabies virus (CVS strain) in laboratory tests when used as directed. Disinfects inanimate objects to aid in the control of many viruses, including canine distemper and canine coronavirus."

Since cant find isopropyl alc these days. My pet-vet whse has in stock, tho $30.00 a pint.
Do not spray directly on animals. Dilute 1-3 oz per gallon water. Does not expire? Wheres muh old jug?!

Posted by: banned work around at May 09, 2020 04:46 PM (4cSUs)

84 Your cat is beautiful, Mike Hammer. Love that pic of him sacked out on the keyboard.

Posted by: bluebell at May 09, 2020 04:46 PM (/669Q)

85 April, it's going take between two and three weeks before you notice a real change.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2020 04:46 PM (ug6tr)

86 81 There is a certain low humor in sneaking around the government just to get a haircut. We have fallen very far, but we will get up again.

I went down an alley, came to a locked, unmarked door. I knocked in a certain rhythm, and gave a password. The door was unlocked. I slithered in, and got my hair cut.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 09, 2020 04:45 PM (u82oZ)

safe legal and rare

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 09, 2020 04:48 PM (JFO2v)

87 To make that pet thread acceptable, I could comb my hair forward and wear a sign; "Not a timberwolf."

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 09, 2020 04:49 PM (u82oZ)

88
Are you down here? My husband's barber is open for "light elective surgery" but other places are ~supposed~ to be open starting Friday. Email me if you want his info!
Posted by: bluebell at May 09, 2020 04:40 PM (/669Q)

Thanks but no, I am teleworking from NJ

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 09, 2020 04:49 PM (85Gof)

89 This is a good place to announce we're trying to find a pup to be a sister for WeaselDog. Dealing with some rescues can be a little frustrating.

Posted by: Weasel at May 09, 2020 04:50 PM (MVjcR)

90 I'm not seeing any pictures, only the two videos wth??

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 09, 2020 04:50 PM (dUJdY)

91 Even greater pleasure when you see them go over the horizon. Not that I don't like them, but after three kids and them NEEDING every animal they could think of, the only animal coming into my house will be the errant house fly, and its life will soon be over. I'm not a total dick though, the quoted statement is true.

"When does life begin? When the kids move out and the dog dies!"

Posted by: banned sez try the veal at May 09, 2020 04:51 PM (4cSUs)

92 This is a good place to announce we're trying to find a pup to be a sister for WeaselDog. Dealing with some rescues can be a little frustrating.
Posted by: Weasel at May 09, 2020 04:50 PM (MVjcR)
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Wow, that's exciting news! Hope you find your new doggy soon and without too much fuss.

Posted by: bluebell at May 09, 2020 04:52 PM (/669Q)

93 banned work around, have used Nolvasan for years. Use it for soaking all the equipment used for AI and the surgical stuff I keep on hand.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2020 04:52 PM (ug6tr)

94 Weasel

Is the puppy going to be a Diva like WeaselDog?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 09, 2020 04:53 PM (u82oZ)

95 Dealing with some rescues can be a little frustrating.

Posted by: Weasel at May 09, 2020 04:50 PM (MVjcR)

All of our pups have been rescue doggehs. They're the best doggehs. Worth every trouble.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 09, 2020 04:53 PM (NZbXf)

96 For what it's worth, greatest dog movie of all time:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3eNE4Gk-tA

"You're making it really tough for me to ruin this thing"

Posted by: BurtTC at May 09, 2020 04:53 PM (hku12)

97
Wow, that's exciting news! Hope you find your new doggy soon and without too much fuss.
Posted by: bluebell at May 09, 2020 04:52 PM (/669Q)
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Thanks! And your little buddy WD says grrrrrrr.

Posted by: Weasel at May 09, 2020 04:53 PM (MVjcR)

98 This is a good place to announce we're trying to find a pup to be a sister for WeaselDog. Dealing with some rescues can be a little frustrating.
Posted by: Weasel at May 09, 2020 04:50 PM (MVjcR)
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Certain breed or just a good old mutt?

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 09, 2020 04:54 PM (2DOZq)

99 94 Weasel

Is the puppy going to be a Diva like WeaselDog?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 09, 2020 04:53 PM (u82oZ)
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The way we spoil pets? Are you kidding?!

Posted by: Weasel at May 09, 2020 04:54 PM (MVjcR)

100 Thanks! And your little buddy WD says grrrrrrr.
Posted by: Weasel at May 09, 2020 04:53 PM (MVjcR)
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*tosses peanut to WeaselDog*

Posted by: bluebell at May 09, 2020 04:56 PM (/669Q)

101 Ben Had you've got email.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 09, 2020 04:56 PM (dUJdY)

102 John Wick Pitch Meeting

https://youtu.be/Z3eNE4Gk-tA
Posted by: BourbonChicken with a Face Colander at May 09, 2020 03:48 PM (LxTcq)

For what it's worth, greatest dog movie of all time:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3eNE4Gk-tA

"You're making it really tough for me to ruin this thing"
Posted by: BurtTC at May 09, 2020 04:53 PM (hku12)


Crep, already posted.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 09, 2020 04:56 PM (hku12)

103 95 Dealing with some rescues can be a little frustrating.

Posted by: Weasel at May 09, 2020 04:50 PM (MVjcR)

All of our pups have been rescue doggehs. They're the best doggehs. Worth every trouble.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 09, 2020 04:53 PM (NZbXf)
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Oh, absolutely! The frustrating part is when the rescues don't update their websites and remove dogs which are no longer available, and take a week to answer an email. Some never respond at all. I get that they're busy rescuing and all, but geez...

Posted by: Weasel at May 09, 2020 04:57 PM (MVjcR)

104 WeaselDog says she has final approval, and keep the interloper off my couch.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2020 04:57 PM (ug6tr)

105 My cat climb a tree going after a bird and traversed across a thin dead branch . I thought I was going to have to get my 16ft ladder out but I apparently have a smart cat that knows how to put itself in reverse. She just came down the same way she got up only walking and climbing backwards. Never seen that before.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 09, 2020 04:58 PM (2DOZq)

106 Weasel, you know where we are supposed to be right now?

Posted by: bluebell at May 09, 2020 04:58 PM (/669Q)

107 85 April, it's going take between two and three weeks before you notice a real change.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2020 04:46 PM (ug6tr)

Thanks, Ben. The vet felt like just giving him the fresh, whole foods (plus a shot) should help him combat the allergies. I know they're both more active, and happy with their dinners.

Posted by: April at May 09, 2020 04:59 PM (OX9vb)

108 I want to believe that "Catcerto" thing isn't somehow doctored.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 09, 2020 04:59 PM (hku12)

109 Off stupid Biden sock I did not notice until now.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 09, 2020 04:59 PM (2DOZq)

110 My cat is fast asleep on my bed

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 09, 2020 05:00 PM (85Gof)

111 Weasel, you know where we are supposed to be right now?

Posted by: bluebell at May 09, 2020 04:58 PM (/669Q)
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Yeah. bummer.

Posted by: Weasel at May 09, 2020 05:02 PM (MVjcR)

112 His charm is superficial. He's a psychopath.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

Of course he is! He's a Siamese -- they're supposed to be psychopaths!! :-)

Posted by: generic name at May 09, 2020 05:03 PM (QU+qf)

113 My cat is fast asleep on my bed
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Does the cat know that you're a Captain ?

Posted by: JT at May 09, 2020 05:03 PM (arJlL)

114 It's snowing. My berner is running amok.

Posted by: JuJuBee at May 09, 2020 05:03 PM (COzlW)

115 My cat is fast asleep on my bed
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Does the cat know that you're a Captain ?
Posted by: JT at May 09, 2020 05:03 PM (arJlL)

He is very unimpressed

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 09, 2020 05:04 PM (85Gof)

116 Weasel-

Did you get my e-mails ?

Posted by: JT at May 09, 2020 05:04 PM (arJlL)

117 Never realized Arthel Neville was a Neville Brothers Neville until recently.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 09, 2020 05:04 PM (PUmDY)

118 My cat is fast asleep on my bed
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Does the cat know that you're a Captain ?
Posted by: JT at May 09, 2020 05:03 PM (arJlL)

He is very unimpressed
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 09, 2020 05:04 PM (85Gof)

He must think THE Duty of a CAPT is to scoop the kitty litter.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 09, 2020 05:04 PM (85Gof)

119 WeaselDog says she has final approval, and keep the interloper off my couch.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2020 04:57 PM (ug6tr)
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Oh, she'll be part of the decision making process!

Posted by: Weasel at May 09, 2020 05:05 PM (MVjcR)

120 I look forward to the pet thread every Saturday! Good stories and sad stories alike. Thank you all for sharing!

Posted by: CO mountain Marie at May 09, 2020 05:05 PM (4muxc)

121 Weasel-

Did you get my e-mails ?
Posted by: JT at May 09, 2020 05:04 PM (arJlL)
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I did! Thank you!

Posted by: Weasel at May 09, 2020 05:06 PM (MVjcR)

122 My 3 dogs outweigh me by a bit. Not sure what I was thinking.

Posted by: iandeal at May 09, 2020 05:06 PM (vgGyZ)

123
That second to last one - I'm dying. That expression!
Posted by: bluebell at May 09, 2020 04:44 PM (/669Q)

That Bernese (It looks like a Bernese anyway) almost looks like he's drunk on too many treats.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 09, 2020 05:08 PM (bW1Yb)

124 The way we spoil pets? Are you kidding?!
Posted by: Weasel at May 09, 2020 04:54 PM (MVjcR)

Have heard parrots especially like routine.
Bitey bird must, each morning get:
3 unsalted pistachio nuts in shell.
Half his cup of volkmers hookbill.
Assorted dried red chili peppers.
6-8 zupreme pellets.
Dried banana chips.
A fresh chili pepper, jalapeno, fresno red or anaheim red. Bell peppers will do in a pinch.

Cozy skritches on pin feathers at sundown.

Posted by: banned must produce at May 09, 2020 05:09 PM (d3B9X)

125 Oops, left original puter owner's name in the post!

Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at May 09, 2020 05:11 PM (QU+qf)

126 Oops, left original puter owner's name in the post!

Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at May 09, 2020 05:11 PM (QU+qf)

Fixed.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 09, 2020 05:13 PM (dLLD6)

127 My cat will play the piano, only at night, maybe 3am.
First a high note, then a low, then a cluster, then he gets up on the keys and walks from high to low, low to high.
Then I get up, close the lid.
Happens about once a week.
Great pets, thanks for the thread, as usual.

Posted by: navybrat, at large at May 09, 2020 05:13 PM (w7KSn)

128 Thank you, CBD! Much obliged.

Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at May 09, 2020 05:18 PM (QU+qf)

129 Since somebody mentioned parrots, here's a picture of a cute little one:

https://tinyurl.com/yczcof2d

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 09, 2020 05:18 PM (bW1Yb)

130 At least masde the end of pet thread today
Happy Caturday everyone

Posted by: Skip at May 09, 2020 05:19 PM (ZCEU2)

131 hiya Skip !

Posted by: JT at May 09, 2020 05:20 PM (arJlL)

132 Since we are talking OT about haircuts. Florida reopens the salons on Monday.

I can't wait.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (Legal Haircuts in 2 days) at May 09, 2020 05:21 PM (5p7BC)

133 Cat-pain is the rank?

Posted by: Kindltot at May 09, 2020 05:24 PM (vcQ+J)

134 Cat lover. Not.

https://tinyurl.com/y8yzh9oj

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 09, 2020 05:25 PM (woUN+)

135 10% death rate in Sweden. Let's open up 'murica.! Muh freedoms! Rofl

Posted by: No at May 09, 2020 05:26 PM (+nHhy)

136 127. Keyboard Cat lives!

Posted by: kallisto at May 09, 2020 05:26 PM (GpU8f)

137 CHESS/DRESS NOOD

Posted by: Skip the guy who calls noods at May 09, 2020 05:26 PM (ZCEU2)

138 Wife and daughter are planting a herb garden today in planter boxes. The cats get their own boxes. One has catnip (Nepeta cataria) and the other has catmint (Nepeta mussinii).

They have discovered the boxes and are laying in them. Not sure the plants will make it.

Posted by: olddog in mo, F*ck BofA & uckfay ancercay at May 09, 2020 05:27 PM (Dhht7)

139 My BF found a tree frog basking on a cement block outside his house. He captured him so I could get to see what they look like up close. He had two big black eyes, so cute!

Posted by: kallisto at May 09, 2020 05:30 PM (GpU8f)

140
Cozy skritches on pin feathers at sundown.
Posted by: banned must produce at May 09, 2020 05:09 PM (d3B9X)
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*fistbump*

Posted by: Weasel at May 09, 2020 05:35 PM (MVjcR)

141 New Vid at AJC shows man shot in GA to be jogging down the street at a very , very slow pace

in fact, most people would call it walking

then man enters a home that is under construction

man in empty site for about 5 minutes

neighbor comes out, calls 911

man runs out of house in a hurry

then all hell breaks loose

Of course, AJC speeds up vid to make it appear man jogging and shorten his time on construction site

please send this matter to a grand jury and let them decide

if they are guilty, put them away

but don't placate the black community with the accused freedom

Posted by: REDACTED at May 09, 2020 05:37 PM (tQbpU)

142 *fistbump*
Posted by: Weasel at May 09, 2020 05:35 PM (MVjcR)

(buffs nails on lapel)
Weasae fistbump. Heh.

And Nolvasan cred fro ben had (thanks, ben!).

Posted by: banned buttons on vest at May 09, 2020 05:44 PM (qS/yW)

143 Weasel, If you are interested in poodle rescues, email JTB. Thanks.

Posted by: Mrs. JTB at May 09, 2020 05:51 PM (7EjX1)

144 I don't know where to get venison, and lamb is ok, but expensive.

Posted by: April at May 09, 2020 04:00 PM (OX9vb)


Don't know where you could get it, but Stella & Chewy's has a venison/lamb based food:

https://www.stellaandchewys.com/
dog-food/frozen-raw-dinners/
patties/venison-blend

(rem two carriage returns)

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 09, 2020 06:38 PM (jnM20)

145 https://tinyurl.com/editorialanddothedog

Posted by: guinspen at May 09, 2020 08:03 PM (E/NkT)

146 Hi all. I want to thank everyone for the sympathies over losing my sweet kitty Dorkie Dork. She was such an incredible cat. The night before she died, down to about 3#, couldn't walk, my gf had cleaned her up and put a little puppy diaper on her, then put DD into her plush bed which my gf then put on her stomach (gf was lying on her back, propped up on a big pillow). All of a sudden, DD looks up and starts to claw her way towards gf's right upper arm, which was DD's favorite place in the world. Keep in mind that DD doesn't have a back, right leg, hadn't really eaten anything in days, and had only a day or so left, but nothing was going to keep her from mama's arm. Mama, of course, picked her up and put her right where she wanted to be. They loved each other so much.

People who intentionally hurt animals deserve retribution.
Posted by: SFGoth at May 09, 2020 03:31 PM (KAi1n)

I had a lovely Persian girl that was dying and home after a transfusion to fight the symptoms and could hardly get around. Yet hours before she had to be put down she managed to jump to a shelftop by the window then up to a shelftop almost at the ceiling, where she "hid" when she first came to me after adoption while she adjusted.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 09, 2020 08:31 PM (eoQWY)

147 I see that little shit "No" is back. Somebody step on that turd. please.

Posted by: jasonj at May 09, 2020 09:12 PM (qSQLQ)

148 146 I had a lovely Persian girl that was dying and home after a transfusion to fight the symptoms and could hardly get around. Yet hours before she had to be put down she managed to jump to a shelftop by the window then up to a shelftop almost at the ceiling, where she "hid" when she first came to me after adoption while she adjusted.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 09, 2020 08:31 PM (eoQWY)

How sweet!

Posted by: m at May 10, 2020 01:50 AM (MIg60)

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