Biden: Believe All Women (Except The Lying Whore Accusing Me)

Education Secretary Betsy DeVos announced that she would overturn the Obama-era rule that anyone accused in college kangaroo courts must prove their own innocence, and were assumed guilty otherwise.

Biden, unbelievably, rushed to say he'd return to the presumed guilty standard. Even as he claims he himself must not be presumed guilty.

This is incoherent, even for Biden.

Former Vice President Joe Biden said Wednesday that if he's elected president, he will reverse a rule issued by Education Secretary Betsy DeVos aimed at bolstering protections for students who are accused of sexual assault on university campuses.

In a statement, Biden said the new rule was an effort by the Trump administration to "shame and silence" survivors of sexual assault.

"It's wrong," Biden said. "And, it will be put to a quick end in January 2021, because as president, Iíll be right where I always have been throughout my career -- on the side of survivors, who deserve to have their voices heard, their claims taken seriously and investigated, and their rights upheld."

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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 07, 2020 01:07 PM (LvTSG)

2 >>"It's wrong," Biden said. "And, it will be put to a quick end in January 2021, because as president, I'll be right where I always have been throughout my career --


Forcefully Fingerbanging your filthy hole."

Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2020 01:07 PM (Ffblj)

3 Biden, unbelievably, rushed to say he'd return to the presumed guilty standard. Even as he claims he himself must not be presumed guilty.

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It's not like this will be super easy to turn into an attack ad or anything.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 07, 2020 01:08 PM (LvTSG)

4 Don't believe nothin' unless you see it w/your own lyin' eyes.

Posted by: BignJames at May 07, 2020 01:08 PM (X/Pw5)

5 Up next: Biden to denounce white males exclusive of himself.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 07, 2020 01:09 PM (puu6v)

6 Rights of the accused right back down the shitter for the kampus kangaroo kourts if the Paste eating retard had his way.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 07, 2020 01:10 PM (y7DUB)

7 Fingers is an evil, demented, rapey old bastard.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2020 01:10 PM (ptqGC)

8 Next he will declare War on Nepotism.

Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2020 01:10 PM (Ffblj)

9 Mark Knoller
@markknoller
No press briefing scheduled today by the Task Force or @PressSec
. . . And later at 4pm/ET, he and @FLOTUS
take part in a National Day of Prayer event in the Rose Garden.

Posted by: m at May 07, 2020 01:10 PM (yEr34)

10 Biden as president is about as delusional as it gets.

Posted by: Eli Cash at May 07, 2020 01:10 PM (67sg6)

11 Will the campus still exist?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 07, 2020 01:10 PM (aKsyK)

12 I wonder how gropey and rapey Hunter was in college?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2020 01:11 PM (ptqGC)

13 Hey, Ace...you forgot "crazy".

"Lying, crazy whore."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 07, 2020 01:11 PM (mNq/0)

14 Why is it wrong to provide protections to people accused of a serious crime?

I realize Joe is senile but that's stupid.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 07, 2020 01:11 PM (Uu+Jp)

15 "Rape is a capital crime, except for me- I get all the rape I want."

Winning slogan, mate.

Posted by: trev006 at May 07, 2020 01:11 PM (A/cPG)

16 hiya

Posted by: JT at May 07, 2020 01:11 PM (arJlL)

17 Glad there is no task force briefing today. That shit needs to end.

Posted by: Eli Cash at May 07, 2020 01:11 PM (67sg6)

18 and their rights upheld.

--> and their tights upheld.

--Creepy Biden

Posted by: m at May 07, 2020 01:11 PM (yEr34)

19 Once upon a saner time they would have rightly denounced him as mad.

Posted by: Citizen at May 07, 2020 01:11 PM (ldmQR)

20 Look Fat......I supported women my whole life, all of 'em, I sniff 'em and lick'em and well back in 1918 all the women loved me and knew I was hands on, what was the question again?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 07, 2020 01:12 PM (a4EWo)

21 So, he's guilty either way, fvck the incohearant paste eating bully.

Posted by: Gmac- The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at May 07, 2020 01:12 PM (qZdIZ)

22 This is incoherent, even for Biden.

Nah. I consider it the new normal for him.

Posted by: physics geek at May 07, 2020 01:12 PM (huQJB)

23 Guilty when a perp gets fingered but not when the victim gets fingered by Slow Joe.

Posted by: Eli Cash at May 07, 2020 01:12 PM (67sg6)

24 "Rape is a capital crime, except for me- I get all the rape I want."

"You said 'rape' twice."

"I like rape."

Posted by: Joe "Desperado" Biden at May 07, 2020 01:13 PM (mNq/0)

25 "It's wrong," Biden said. "And, it will be put to a quick end in January 2021, because as president, I'll be right where I always have been throughout my career -- on the side of survivors, who deserve to have their voices heard, their claims taken seriously and investigated, and their rights upheld."
++++++++++++
Biden's talking is gonna give me whiplash.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2020 01:13 PM (hYcqw)

26 >>Why is it wrong to provide protections to people accused of a serious crime?


Then what would be the point of lying about Sexual Assault!?

Posted by: Emma Sulkowicz at May 07, 2020 01:13 PM (QtdgT)

27 Believe all Women unless they can hurt a Democrat official or Donor. This will hurt Biden more than he knows. We will remember the Kavanaugh slander. No one is safe if you look hard enough.

Posted by: Picric at May 07, 2020 01:14 PM (nonGu)

28 Look fat, banana bones has nothing to do with what was said no one is saying that. pudding cup.

Posted by: Slow Mo Joe at May 07, 2020 01:14 PM (67sg6)

29 I don't recall Biden ever being coherent.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2020 01:14 PM (G4GU9)

30 Is there anything too incoherent from Senile Joe?

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 07, 2020 01:14 PM (Uu+Jp)

31 This is incoherent, even for Biden.
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I wouldn't call it incoherent. It is smack in line with the party platform.

The Democrats have *zero* intention on moving on from Presumed Guilty or Believe All Accuser bumper stickers. They will go back to it the second it's convenient, and while we're all screaming "but what about", their noise machine will simply drown us out.

They don't care about being called "hypocrites". It means less than zero to them. They are shameless.

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2020 01:14 PM (lmYIz)

32 Biden: Free rapes for me, but not for thee.


Everyone else without a D behind their names: How about, just - it maybe a crazy idea - stop the raping?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 07, 2020 01:14 PM (KnJdm)

33 Biden may be a vomitous, warthog faced, buffoon but at least his personal valet isn't a plague carrier.
IOW if his valet has the plague we will never hear of it.

Posted by: Just Lily at May 07, 2020 01:14 PM (Opoke)

34 This is incoherent, even for Biden.

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Even in his diminished capacity, Biden knows that every person understands the rules: there are no rules for people like Joe Biden.

He clearly meant he'd reinstate the rule for people who aren't well-connected members of the Democrat Party.

Whether it's these rules, or any law passed Congress, Democrat immunity from legal penalties is the core principle of American jurisprudence, and has been for decades.

Water is wet, the sky is blue, and laws don't apply to them. It goes without saying anymore.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2020 01:15 PM (EQRLd)

35 A quick end to due process ...

Posted by: Jean at May 07, 2020 01:15 PM (4hmZU)

36 lol, like you'll live to see 2021, Joe.

Posted by: x at May 07, 2020 01:15 PM (nFwvY)

37 #MeTooWithExecptions

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2020 01:15 PM (G4GU9)

38 Biden: Free rapes for me, but not for thee.

Everyone else without a D behind their names: How about, just - it maybe a crazy idea - stop the raping?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 07, 2020 01:14 PM (KnJdm)
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It isn't rape. Democrats are just entitled to prima nocta.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2020 01:15 PM (hYcqw)

39 I did not have finger sex with that woman, Ms. Reade.

Believe me, not that woman.

But believe all the other broads that speak about Republicans raping women, man.

Posted by: Czech Chick at May 07, 2020 01:15 PM (haWye)

40 The obvious followup question was not asked as it is not newsworthy.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 07, 2020 01:15 PM (ch6++)

41 BelieveAllWomen* **

*Except Tara Reade
** And Kayleigh McEnany

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2020 01:15 PM (lmYIz)

42 If they didn't have double standards, they wouldn't have any standards at all.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 07, 2020 01:15 PM (E+OcO)

43 You just don't understand the rules, buster.

If a Republican doesn't call a woman back after after having sex, it's rape.

If a Democrat jams his hand in an unwilling woman's vag up to the elbow, it's just "being friendly".

Don't make me take you out behind the bleachers and beat hell out of you.

Is it time for my stewed prunes? I like stewed prunes.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 07, 2020 01:15 PM (mNq/0)

44 so we would need an all men's college, where they have no contact with women, lest they become a victim of the MeToo liars R Us movement.

Except then Believe All Women would morph into "believe all gay men" ... and again straight Christian white males would be under attack.


Which reminds me ... is there a co-equal movement for other special status groups? Believe all Blacks -- Believe all Illegals -- Believe all Trannies ... Believe All Atheists (that Christian tried to save me, ban him, lock him up)

Posted by: illiniwek at May 07, 2020 01:15 PM (Cus5s)

45 Please explain to me how the Democrats, after hoisting a felon to the nomination in 2016, are going to carry this babbling idiot to the White House this time?

Or...

Posted by: JEM at May 07, 2020 01:16 PM (8erNz)

46 This is just a portion of the tribute Biden will pay for getting a pass on finger raping a staffer and whatever else pops up. It's transactional, and don't think charging them with hypocrisy will stop it.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at May 07, 2020 01:16 PM (ssz2a)

47 I honestly don't get how universities got away with standing the rule of law on its head.

Of course, the Obama administration barely had a nodding acquaintance with laws and only then when they ignored or broke laws.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 07, 2020 01:16 PM (WEBkv)

48 "And Kayleigh McEnany"


I want to make babies with her.

Posted by: Benji Carver at May 07, 2020 01:16 PM (OD2ni)

49 If it was just a matter of overturning a "rule" what took Devos so long?

Posted by: dananjcon at May 07, 2020 01:16 PM (u6xw0)

50 I get this rule is intended to appeal to feminists but where are the women who don't want to see the lives of their sons or brothers destroyed?

Oh they're they same women who don't care how much raping Democrats do.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 07, 2020 01:16 PM (Uu+Jp)

51 What a moron. If there was one time you would just keep your mouth shut, this is it.

But let's be honest, the people that want the lynch mobs to continue are fine if Democrats commit a little rape. It's all about hoping these kangaroo courts ensnare their political enemies.

Posted by: Raven at May 07, 2020 01:16 PM (6RfEx)

52 I'd vote for Biden even if I died choking on his cock.

Posted by: Chris Hayes at May 07, 2020 01:16 PM (Tnijr)

53 Seems entirely coherent to me. This is the position that feminists and their soyboy white knights have staked out since Bubba was president: rapists are who we say they are and no one else.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 07, 2020 01:16 PM (H5knJ)

54 Democrats don't ever commit sexual crimes, only Republicans do. Now laugh!

Posted by: Jimmy Kennel, former comedian now political analyst at May 07, 2020 01:17 PM (VoKVv)

55 sorry Ace, you just don't understand the genius of it all

Posted by: fingerblastin' Joe at May 07, 2020 01:17 PM (HVMmF)

56 Is it time for my stewed prunes? I like stewed prunes.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 07, 2020 01:15 PM (mNq/0)
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Fun fact: in Shakespeare's time, stewed prunes were associated with brothels.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 07, 2020 01:17 PM (4o2K3)

57 Two sets of rules, two sets of laws, two sets of norms.

We're Little People.

Funny, I was always so straight edge law and order growing up...now I'm nearly an Outlaw.

And it almost feels...good.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at May 07, 2020 01:17 PM (ifmtJ)

58 There's always time for Jello Pudding, and rape.

Posted by: Bill Cosby at May 07, 2020 01:17 PM (LY6Ds)

59 I'm Bob Dole, and I'm here to tell you that at this point even Bob Dole could beat Joe Biden.

Posted by: Bob Dole at May 07, 2020 01:18 PM (yL25O)

60 Biden didn't write that. It's too coherent for him to have written that.

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 07, 2020 01:18 PM (2sCft)

61 Is Biden hiding, or did he just forget where he is?

Posted by: Marcus T at May 07, 2020 01:18 PM (VpIIl)

62 "Fun fact: in Shakespeare's time, stewed prunes were associated with brothels."

Nowadays I associate it with RBG.

Posted by: f'd, infected with disgust at May 07, 2020 01:18 PM (Tnijr)

63 Not only is Biden making the #metoo rubes swallow rather than spit, he's rubbing it right in (pun intended) by putting Chris "Waitress Sandwich" Dodd in charge of things.

Because what young waitress doesn't dream of being crushed between two morbidly obese drunken politicians like Dodd and Ted Kennedy?

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 07, 2020 01:18 PM (mNq/0)

64 49 If it was just a matter of overturning a "rule" what took Devos so long?

It took Trump every-fooking-forever to fire Comey. He and all his direct reports should have been shot (okay, I have to say metaphorically) on day one.

Trump has been far more deferential to the rule of law than, say, Obama.

Posted by: JEM at May 07, 2020 01:18 PM (8erNz)

65 And it almost feels...good.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at May 07, 2020 01:17 PM (ifmtJ)
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Quite a few years ago, someone I knew pointed out that he no longer considered himself, "law abiding" but, rather, a "peaceful" citizen.

I think that's a very apt description of how I view myself.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 07, 2020 01:18 PM (WEBkv)

66 I'll stand behind women and sniff their hair and go knuckles deep with four fingers in their vajayjays.
Because I'm a feminist.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 07, 2020 01:18 PM (pw+jk)

67 We need Joe Biden to appear on milk cartons, and rap sheets. Mostly rap sheets.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 07, 2020 01:19 PM (VpIIl)

68 Ya know, it kind of burns me that we are n the final year of PDT's first term and we're just getting this done. We knew this policy was problematic long before JEF left office. I just hope that the Education Secretary had bigger fish to fry preventing this from being done on day one.

Posted by: Turn Two at May 07, 2020 01:19 PM (+AVpa)

69 Is Biden hiding, or did he just forget where he is?
Posted by: Marcus T at May 07, 2020 01:18 PM (VpIIl)
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Yes.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 07, 2020 01:19 PM (WEBkv)

70 The really sad thing is that half this fucking country will be okey-dokey with Biden's contradiction and double standard.

Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at May 07, 2020 01:19 PM (j42ZK)

71 65 And it almost feels...good.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at May 07, 2020 01:17 PM (ifmtJ)
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Quite a few years ago, someone I knew pointed out that he no longer considered himself, "law abiding" but, rather, a "peaceful" citizen.

I think that's a very apt description of how I view myself.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 07, 2020 01:18 PM (WEBkv)

Low profile also works. Or 'quiet', maybe.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at May 07, 2020 01:19 PM (ifmtJ)

72 Are we watching a comedy? Bravo, Joe!

Posted by: t-bird at May 07, 2020 01:20 PM (4EIFd)

73 What if the male student accused of rape is a Democrat? Does he get the standard Democratic free pass?

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 07, 2020 01:20 PM (Uu+Jp)

74 Quite a few years ago, someone I knew pointed out that he no longer considered himself, "law abiding" but, rather, a "peaceful" citizen.

I think that's a very apt description of how I view myself.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 07, 2020 01:18 PM (WEBkv)
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The legal code is contradictory. It is impossible to be "law-abiding" because most people will violate one by obeying another.

"Peaceable" is a very good descriptor.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2020 01:20 PM (hYcqw)

75 What with the #metoo movement and the 'rona showing that most real instruction can be obtained online I hope that most young men avoid the campus scene. Study online or go to a trade school and have your dating life completely separate from school seems like a much safer path.

And young women that want to acquire real job skills should likewise avoid the indoctrination centers. Don't let that fake sisterhood drag you down to their crybaby level ladies.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at May 07, 2020 01:20 PM (T9Hmo)

76 Which reminds me ... is there a co-equal movement for other special status groups? Believe all Blacks -- Believe all Illegals -- Believe all Trannies ... Believe All Atheists (that Christian tried to save me, ban him, lock him up)
Posted by: illiniwek at May 07, 2020 01:15 PM (Cus5s)


Black Lives Matter was basically "Believe All Blacks."

Posted by: filbert at May 07, 2020 01:20 PM (NiXyF)

77 Various cult leaders throughout history have claimed a divine right to virgins, to wed other men's daughters and even fornicate with their wives; either turn them over to the prophet o'God or the prophet will see to it you'll go to Hell. And people complied because they believed it.

Practical atheists like Biden look to themselves as the only authority they need to get whatever they want. Since they have a perverted law system and corrupted law enforcement to back them up they are, in a real sense, demigods among us.

But the God Who Is sees all, forgets nothing, judges everything. Their damnation will indeed by just.

Posted by: Citizen at May 07, 2020 01:20 PM (ldmQR)

78 In possibly related news, Moochelle said that having kids cost her her dreams.

I'm sure the kids are thrilled to hear that.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 07, 2020 01:20 PM (ZGrMX)

79 70 The really sad thing is that half this fucking country will be okey-dokey with Biden's contradiction and double standard.
Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at May 07, 2020 01:19 PM (j42ZK)

And with their OWN contradiction and double standard.

Posted by: m at May 07, 2020 01:20 PM (yEr34)

80 Look, I'm basically a bonobo monkey, always have been. You can't judge me for that.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 07, 2020 01:20 PM (yL25O)

81 But Biden was VP!! He's more qualified even though he's incoherent!!

Posted by: Marcus T at May 07, 2020 01:21 PM (VpIIl)

82 @Project_Veritas

LEAKED EMAIL: @CherryHealthMI and @CBSnews reporter @adrianasdiaz communicated well before each party released CONFLICTING statements.

https://tinyurl.com/y8hrsh6p

Posted by: Tami at May 07, 2020 01:21 PM (cF8AT)

83
"And Kayleigh McEnany"





I want to make babies with her.

Posted by: Benji Carver at May 07, 2020 01:16 PM (OD2ni)


Her husband beat you to it. She's got a five m.o. infant.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2020 01:21 PM (ptqGC)

84 As I've said since the beginning of time: were I Trump, my first statement to potential Cabinet would be "Give me your 60 day, your six month, and your two year prorities"

If the 60 day list didn't include 'firing a shitload of rusted-on Obamas' then the interview would be over.

Posted by: JEM at May 07, 2020 01:21 PM (8erNz)

85 I don't recall Biden ever being coherent.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2020 01:14 PM (G4GU9)


He hasn't been. Remember that bullshit when he told the blacks the GOP would put them in chains? He should've been drawn and quartered for that but the party of Romney and Ryan sat back like retarded monkeys and didn't say a fucking thing.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 07, 2020 01:21 PM (y7DUB)

86 Trump has been far more deferential to the rule of law than, say, Obama.

Posted by: JEM at May 07, 2020 01:18 PM (8erNz)

Obama was the law. Trump is chased by the law every day.

Posted by: Quint at May 07, 2020 01:21 PM (hHxp2)

87 74 The legal code is contradictory. It is impossible to be "law-abiding" because most people will violate one by obeying another.

"Peaceable" is a very good descriptor.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2020 01:20 PM (hYcqw)

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Full of potential revolt energy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 07, 2020 01:22 PM (LvTSG)

88 "I'll be right where I always have been throughout my career -- on the side of survivors, who deserve to have their voices heard, their claims taken seriously and investigated, and their rights upheld."

--

He considers himself a survivor of an attempted assault by a staffer who grabbed his hand and stuck it in her skirt.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 07, 2020 01:22 PM (Hcsoi)

89
Her husband beat you to it. She's got a five m.o. infant.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2020 01:21 PM (ptqGC)
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And she had to give up her dreams and aspirations in order to have a child!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 07, 2020 01:22 PM (WEBkv)

90 34 Water is wet, the sky is blue, and laws don't apply to them. It goes without saying anymore.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2020 01:15 PM (EQRLd)

snow is cold
rain is wet

Posted by: m at May 07, 2020 01:22 PM (yEr34)

91 Her husband beat you to it. She's got a five m.o. infant.

So she's fertile. There's still room.

Posted by: JEM at May 07, 2020 01:23 PM (8erNz)

92 Hey, as incoherent as this is for Biden, aren't the rest of the Democrats taking the same stand is he is: Obama-era 'campus rape epidemic' witch trials must be preserved!!?

Posted by: Bill Democrat governor & Gates, Eric Schmidt at May 07, 2020 01:23 PM (bDqIh)

93 I will personally investigate all sexual assault claims by fingerbanging the victim, to see if that makes her clam up.

Posted by: Joey Fingers at May 07, 2020 01:23 PM (Z4rgH)

94 Her husband beat you to it. She's got a five m.o. infant.



Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2020 01:21 PM (ptqGC)

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And she had to give up her dreams and aspirations in order to have a child!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 07, 2020 01:22 PM (WEBkv)


Lol. And she's not a trannie.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2020 01:24 PM (ptqGC)

95 Full of potential revolt energy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 07, 2020 01:22 PM (LvTSG)
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Yeah, "peaceful" citizen implies a few things, does it not?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 07, 2020 01:24 PM (WEBkv)

96
Cmon man...... so I said NICE RACK when she jumped off the swing. SO WHAT???


~Joe Biden

Posted by: fixerupper at May 07, 2020 01:24 PM (nw6Hr)

97 I just want to see a debate between PDT and uncle Joe.

please.
oh pretty please?

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 07, 2020 01:24 PM (d7Ww2)

98 It tells you something that so many people would vote for a person on the edge of dementia, accused of rape, whose son grifted from Ukraine and China with his approval, that want to kill the energy industry, undermine due process and accepts whole hog the liberal agenda.

Please don't ever tell me again the Democrat Party isn't a cult.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at May 07, 2020 01:24 PM (sVC8r)

99 *waits patiently to get past 100*

Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at May 07, 2020 01:24 PM (kUDy4)

100 >>Water is wet, the sky is blue, and laws don't apply to them. It goes without saying anymore.



Yes and no.

We now have a prezzy who is not afraid to Alinsky #4 the Left all day long.

I saw we "pounce" on every opportunity to enforce their rules on them.

Posted by: Bill Democrat governor & Gates, Eric Schmidt at May 07, 2020 01:25 PM (bDqIh)

101 BREAKING on CNN: Biden announces that as President he would return the American embassy in Jerusalem to Tehran. Developing ...

Posted by: ShainS, #TiredOfLosing at May 07, 2020 01:25 PM (WqPYg)

102 97 I just want to see a debate between PDT and uncle Joe.

please.
oh pretty please?
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 07, 2020 01:24 PM (d7Ww2)

Somebody could probably Bad Lip Read one.

Posted by: m at May 07, 2020 01:25 PM (yEr34)

103 The Sondegerichte thing of campus presumption-of-guilt - and that it could stand for one week, much less be endorsed and abetted by a presidential administration - might tell you most of what you need to know about the status of "rule of law" in the US in the current era.

"Sanctuary" policies, and lack of election integrity, would tell you the rest.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 07, 2020 01:25 PM (El6T/)

104 Fox reporting that Schiff is "in a panic" now that his documents are getting released with or without him. How can you tell, his eyes always look like they're about to achieve escape velocity? LOLGF.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 07, 2020 01:25 PM (ZGrMX)

105 Biden has always been a corrupt slimy hack, no question, but the senility is new

Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at May 07, 2020 01:25 PM (NVYyb)

106 97 I just want to see a debate between PDT and uncle Joe.

please.
oh pretty please?
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 07, 2020 01:24 PM (d7Ww2)

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If he's the nominee, they have to do it. Refusing to do a debate with dummy Trump is an admission that Biden isn't up for it and they're just giving up the race.

If he's not the nominee...well...we can still dream.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 07, 2020 01:25 PM (LvTSG)

107 99
*waits patiently to get past 100*

Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at May 07, 2020 01:24 PM (kUDy4)

_________


FYI, Ace has stated that he no 100 comment rule.

Posted by: ShainS, #TiredOfLosing at May 07, 2020 01:26 PM (WqPYg)

108 Somebody could probably Bad Lip Read one.
Posted by: m at May 07, 2020 01:25 PM (yEr34)
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No, because it would probably make Biden coherent.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 07, 2020 01:26 PM (WEBkv)

109 And Biden. Whether or not he checked this chicks temperature vaginally, I hate to say it but I dont really care. I want him held to the Kavanuagh standards. Fuck him and that party.

Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at May 07, 2020 01:26 PM (kUDy4)

110 In possibly related news, Moochelle said that having kids cost her her dreams.

I guess we're going to have to wait for that unified field theory.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2020 01:26 PM (eqpxU)

111
Fox reporting that Schiff is "in a panic" now that his documents are
getting released with or without him. How can you tell, his eyes always
look like they're about to achieve escape velocity? LOLGF.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 07, 2020 01:25 PM (ZGrMX)


This is getting good.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2020 01:26 PM (ptqGC)

112 What makes Biden such a great politician is how shameless he is. Most of us just don't have it in us to be so brazenly shameless.

Posted by: SH at May 07, 2020 01:26 PM (sX1BW)

113 Obama was the law. Trump is chased by the law every day.
Posted by: Quint at May 07, 2020 01:21 PM (hHxp2)


The fallacy was that we could build a grant vast powers to government, but rest easy knowing that laws would constrain it.

Law doesn't constrain power. Power interprets the law however it pleases.

Posted by: Just How It Is at May 07, 2020 01:26 PM (K4eq3)

114 99 *waits patiently to get past 100*
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at May 07, 2020 01:24 PM (kUDy4)

Ace has said he doesn't care, on his posts, about the 100-comment rule. It's for specialty posts, like art.

Posted by: m at May 07, 2020 01:26 PM (yEr34)

115 Two sets of rules, two sets of laws, two sets of norms.



We're Little People.



Funny, I was always so straight edge law and order growing up...now I'm nearly an Outlaw.



And it almost feels...good.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at May 07, 2020 01:17 PM (ifmtJ)


Same here. I used to be a straight arrow all my life and now, in my old age, I'm becoming a rebel.


The irony is that the commie hippies who rebelled in the '60's were rebelling against what was a fundamentally decent society and government - blemishes and all. And now they and their progeny are ruling us and are actually true fascists. And they don't have the self awareness to realize that. That is scary.




Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at May 07, 2020 01:26 PM (j42ZK)

116 Hesco, don't ever tell me again that Dem voters are fellow citizens in any meaningful sense. I think that's what you were looking for.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 07, 2020 01:26 PM (El6T/)

117 I can well remember hanging out near the Flatiron Building, waiting for the wind to hopefully blow up the skirt of the nubile secretaries during their lunch hour.

I knew all the Irish cops on the street and they would yell to me-"23 Skidoo, Joe!, 23 Skidoo!"

Posted by: FingerBang Joe at May 07, 2020 01:26 PM (gnl1m)

118 Posted by: ShainS, #TiredOfLosing at May 07, 2020 01:26 PM (WqPYg)

I know but ace is damn near a national treasure. He deserves that rule IMO.

Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at May 07, 2020 01:26 PM (kUDy4)

119 Biden with the double down that rules are for little people. Typical Leftist.

Also does anybody know if Shelley Luther has been released following Abbott's order?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 07, 2020 01:26 PM (r+sAi)

120 And by the way, if this demented doofus ever comes to your town, challenge him to pushups. IT will be fun to watch him fall on his face.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 07, 2020 01:27 PM (VpIIl)

121 And I want everyone to see how the "moderators" will softball esoteric feel good bullshit questions to uncle Joe and then eviscerate and lecture PDT with his.

can not wait

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 07, 2020 01:27 PM (d7Ww2)

122 98 It tells you something that so many people would vote for a person on the edge of dementia, accused of rape, whose son grifted from Ukraine and China with his approval, that want to kill the energy industry, undermine due process and accepts whole hog the liberal agenda.

Please don't ever tell me again the Democrat Party isn't a cult.


And something around forty percent - maybe more - of this country's voters would pick him.

I'm not sure whether I should kill myself or a couple hundred random neighbors.

(yeah, I'm kidding. Kinda)

Posted by: JEM at May 07, 2020 01:27 PM (8erNz)

123 111
Fox reporting that Schiff is "in a panic" now that his documents are
getting released with or without him. How can you tell, his eyes always
look like they're about to achieve escape velocity? LOLGF.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 07, 2020 01:25 PM (ZGrMX)

This is getting good.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2020 01:26 PM (ptqGC)

Murder Hornets are sexually attracted to bulging eyeballs.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 07, 2020 01:27 PM (Uu+Jp)

124 I just want to see a debate between PDT and uncle Joe.

please.
oh pretty please?

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 07, 2020 01:24 PM (d7Ww2)


The intertubes may well melt down that night.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 07, 2020 01:27 PM (Z4rgH)

125 I believe all of 'em except the ones that say "No!" Can't trust those types.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 07, 2020 01:27 PM (jacU8)

126 >>Please don't ever tell me again the Democrat Party isn't a cult.


Heh, right?

It's like how many have said "Oh Hollywood wouldn't make a movie like that, they will always put profit ahead of progressive values."

And then Disney killed the ultimate golden egg - Star Wars.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 07, 2020 01:27 PM (bDqIh)

127 If Biden dares appear on a debate stage with PDJT I'll be shocked. Hopefully Bob Menery will do the play by play.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at May 07, 2020 01:27 PM (NVYyb)

128 All well and good that the government decides to rediscover the whole "presumption of innocence" thing. But ultimately we need to get rid of the DoEd.

And we need a constitutional amendment that repeals Article I, Section 8, Clause 7.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 07, 2020 01:28 PM (zqhdn)

129 naw fah de sools o' dah faitfully depahted, we be readin' o' de obitchuries as paht o' de daily coronavoirus gloom n doom.

We be doon dis 'til youse proles get it in ya heads, dat youse is undah me tuhms until I says youse can go have youse libbity on the beaches.





Posted by: Jackass Murphy at May 07, 2020 01:28 PM (ucB+D)

130 The irony is that the commie hippies who rebelled in the '60's were rebelling against what was a fundamentally decent society and government - blemishes and all. And now they and their progeny are ruling us and are actually true fascists. And they don't have the self awareness to realize that. That is scary.
Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout


Buy ammo. Lots & lots of ammo.

Posted by: BifBewalski at May 07, 2020 01:28 PM (VcFUs)

131 There is an island. On this island are two tribes:

Former Delaware Senators,
and
Former Vice Presidents.

Former Delaware Senators always tell the truth.

Former Vice Presidents always tell lies.

There is no way to tell the two tribes apart just from looking at them.

You wash up on the island on your jerry-built raft, and you want to find anyone to help get back to civilization. You take the only path into the jungle and you come to a sign at a fork on the path.

The sign has an arrow pointing down one path with the words, "Village of Former Delaware Senators This Way." Next to it is an arrow pointing down the other path, with the words, "Village of Former Vice Presidents this way."

Underneath the official printing is some graffiti. One scrawl says, "This sign was painted by a Former Vice President. Don't believe it!" Underneath that graffiti is another scrawl that says, "The graffiti above was written by a Former Delaware Senator. Believe it! However, this sentence was not written by a Former Delaware Senator."

Which way do you go?

You have ten minutes. Show your work.

Posted by: zombie at May 07, 2020 01:28 PM (N9G0H)

132 "The Manchurian Candidate" meets "The Twilight Zone."

Posted by: direwolf at May 07, 2020 01:28 PM (bQlWP)

133 111
Fox reporting that Schiff is "in a panic" now that his documents are
getting released with or without him. How can you tell, his eyes always
look like they're about to achieve escape velocity? LOLGF.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 07, 2020 01:25 PM (ZGrMX)

This is getting good.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2020 01:26 PM (ptqGC)

===========

You've got to ask yourself:

Why would Schiff panic? Does he think this threatens his seat in Congress (most likely not) or his chair of the Intelligence Committee (if his failure in the impeachment farce didn't make that happen nothing will)?

What could it be to make him scared of this coming out?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 07, 2020 01:28 PM (LvTSG)

134 Brad Heath @bradheath
A top prosecutor in the special counsel's office, Brandon Van Grack, has withdrawn from the government's prosecution of ex-Trump national security adviser Mike Flynn

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 07, 2020 01:28 PM (Lrula)

135 If he's the nominee, they have to do it. Refusing to do a debate with
dummy Trump is an admission that Biden isn't up for it and they're just
giving up the race.


_________



Not sure about that. They can make up any excuse and half the country would buy it -- especially as their propaganda arm blares it 24x7 to the sheeple.

"Biden announces he won't lower himself to debate proven rapist Trump. What a great man of principle! Film at 11:00 ..."

Posted by: ShainS, #TiredOfLosing at May 07, 2020 01:28 PM (WqPYg)

136 "Hesco, don't ever tell me again that Dem voters are fellow citizens in any meaningful sense. I think that's what you were looking for.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 07, 2020 01:26 PM (El6T/)"

Yup. Most of these people need to be targets for a crew served weapon. They'd be more useful.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at May 07, 2020 01:29 PM (sVC8r)

137 This is getting good.

I want to have Ric Grenell's baby, and I don't even have ovaries.

Posted by: JEM at May 07, 2020 01:29 PM (8erNz)

138 Joe Biden is now the Retarded Rapist. I will not refer to him as anything else. That takes a lot of evil temerity to come out with that BS while standing accused of rape.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at May 07, 2020 01:29 PM (LIhNq)

139 "Fox reporting that Schiff is "in a panic" now that his documents are

getting released with or without him."

I don't know why because absolutely fucking nothing will happen to him.

Posted by: f'd, infected with disgust at May 07, 2020 01:29 PM (Tnijr)

140 I just want to see a debate between PDT and uncle Joe.

please.
oh pretty please?
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 07, 2020 01:24 PM (d7Ww2)
++++++++++++
Never gonna happen, Nurse. If he is the nominee, there will be no debates. They are tradition, not law - and he will claim COVID or fairness or something else.

If he's the nominee, they're going to come up with some alternate scheme to avoid a live debate - like written questions with prepared answers read by a neutral party or something. Trump will rightly refuse such a scheme, and so there will be no debate and it will be his fault because he's unreasonable.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2020 01:29 PM (hYcqw)

141 What could it be to make him scared of this coming out?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 07, 2020 01:28 PM (LvTSG)

------

Because he'll get ROASTED by the press and itll be splattered ALL OVER the evening news...


...oh.... wait....

Posted by: fixerupper at May 07, 2020 01:29 PM (nw6Hr)

142 78 In possibly related news, Moochelle said that having kids cost her her dreams.
Posted by: Ian S.

it's hard to win the Butkus Award when you preggers.

Posted by: x at May 07, 2020 01:29 PM (nFwvY)

143 Saw a comment at Insty: IF the plan is to replace Biden (hatched in secret by top D people) - why are people like Pelosi, Gretchen the Terrible, Gillipants, all going to the mat for him?


Nancy doesn't have anything to worry about regarding be re-elected, and many others don't. But the hypocrisy of future allegations of any sort towards anyone will take a further hit.

Posted by: Steve in SoCal at May 07, 2020 01:29 PM (Ozpxd)

144 Said last night on the ONT - maintaining strict expectations control WRT Schiff "panic".

Related, in another development that few in America will probably ever hear about, it would seem there are some minor possible issues about the "oversight" of the criminal enterprise known as the Mueller investigation. Imagine.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 07, 2020 01:29 PM (El6T/)

145 100?
Amino acids and the body research. Followed a link to the NIH on amino acids. The very first sentence:

The environmental footprint of animal food production is considered several-fold greater than that of crops cultivation.

http://tinyurl.com/y434socu
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y434socu

Posted by: Braenyard at May 07, 2020 01:29 PM (JriyX)

146 OT - GnuBreed was asking about zinc supplements in the previous thread. LuckyVitamin has several options available and shows in-stock status on the search results page.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 07, 2020 01:30 PM (MSA8B)

147 Yeah if Biden was held to the standard he wants to hold college students to he'd be in a hole in the ground fighting off rats

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2020 01:30 PM (KZzsI)

148 US military looking at permanently barring anyone who has had the WuHan Flu from enlisting.

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=99312

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 07, 2020 01:30 PM (oQ3NY)

149 Which way do you go?

You have ten minutes. Show your work.
Posted by: zombie



Back to my jerry built raft. The sharks would be safer.

Posted by: BifBewalski at May 07, 2020 01:30 PM (VcFUs)

150 possibly related news, Moochelle said that having kids cost her her dreams.

I'm sure the kids are thrilled to hear that.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 07, 2020 01:20 PM (ZGrMX)
=========

This explains a lot about the offsprings' behavior. I feel sorry for them. Reminds me of Prince Harry and the sainted Diana who threw herself down a staircase trying to precipitate a miscarriage while pregnant with him.

Posted by: PennaLady at May 07, 2020 01:30 PM (8HBLI)

151 You have ten minutes. Show your work.
Posted by: zombie at May 07, 2020 01:28 PM (N9G0H)


Kill them all and let G-d sort them out.

Enjoy long pig while awaiting rescue ...

Easy, peezy.

Posted by: Adriane the True Crime Critic ... at May 07, 2020 01:30 PM (LPnfS)

152 Willowed - concerning the Plandemic business. I think this is non-YouTube.

https://tinyurl.com/txrwqnl

Posted by: Grannymimi at May 07, 2020 01:30 PM (u5LFV)

153
I want to have Ric Grenell's baby, and I don't even have ovaries.
Posted by: JEM at May 07, 2020 01:29 PM (8erNz)

I do too, and he's gay.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at May 07, 2020 01:30 PM (LIhNq)

154 In Biden's diminished state, he thinks by spouting this he can remain on the side of the womenz because he has thoroughly "debunked' Reid's claims.

Posted by: Cheri at May 07, 2020 01:30 PM (oiNtH)

155 What makes Biden such a great politician is how
shameless he is. Most of us just don't have it in us to be so brazenly
shameless.


Posted by: SH at May 07, 2020 01:26 PM (sX1BW)

but don't forget the stupidity and absurd self aggrandizement. He really thinks he is the smartest guy in the room. If that room only held him and Wolf Blitzer, he would have at least a case to make.

Posted by: Quint at May 07, 2020 01:30 PM (hHxp2)

156 You've got to ask yourself:

Why would Schiff panic? Does he think this threatens his seat in Congress (most likely not) or his chair of the Intelligence Committee (if his failure in the impeachment farce didn't make that happen nothing will)?

What could it be to make him scared of this coming out?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 07, 2020 01:28 PM


****

Clear influence of a foreign intelligence service?

Posted by: Diogenes at May 07, 2020 01:30 PM (axyOa)

157 I am not surprised to read that Michelle states that having kids cost her some dream. It was striking during the reign of error how in pics and videos Barky was so adoring looking at or talking about the kids or M vs the 'ugh, what I must put up with' look on M's face. I don't blame her for that wrt to Barky, I'd be annoyed at being married to some idjit that couldn't figure out a gate and umbrella combo myself; but directed at the kids it was off-putting.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at May 07, 2020 01:30 PM (T9Hmo)

158 "The Manchurian Candidate" meets "The Twilight Zone."
Posted by: direwolf at May 07, 2020 01:28 PM (bQlWP)




"Animal House" Meets "The Thing"

Posted by: naturalfake at May 07, 2020 01:30 PM (CDVfT)

159 The Donor depend on the intellectually challenged and morally flexible for their constituency.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 07, 2020 01:30 PM (+y/Ru)

160 And I want everyone to see how the "moderators" will softball esoteric feel good bullshit questions to uncle Joe and then eviscerate and lecture PDT with his.

can not wait
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 07, 2020 01:27 PM (d7Ww2)


I want three moderators, one chosen by each candidate to pose questions to the other candidate, and a third moderator merely to keep responses to time.

That way we get a real debate, with little risk of a candidate getting softball questions, or being informed of what questions he'll be asked.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2020 01:30 PM (eqpxU)

161 139 "Fox reporting that Schiff is "in a panic" now that his documents are

getting released with or without him."

I don't know why because absolutely fucking nothing will happen to him.
Posted by: f'd, infected with disgust at May 07, 2020 01:29 PM (Tnijr)

===========

Yeah, that's the question. It does seem like nothing will happen to him based on history, so there must be something different about this. He knows more about why he's scared than anyone, and if he's scared then he thinks there's good reason.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 07, 2020 01:30 PM (LvTSG)

162 58
There's always time for Jello Pudding, and rape.

Posted by: Bill Cosby at May 07, 2020 01:17 PM (LY6Ds)

If you're out of the rape-flavored, I'll take the essence of pubescent children one.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 07, 2020 01:31 PM (KnJdm)

163 What could it be to make him scared of this coming out?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 07, 2020 01:28 PM (LvTSG)


It contains his chili recipe which contains carrots?

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 07, 2020 01:31 PM (olsDL)

164 IF the plan is to replace Biden (hatched in secret by top D people) - why are people like Pelosi, Gretchen the Terrible, Gillipants, all going to the mat for him?

I dont think there is any such plan. Like the Hunter Biden stories, these will go away soon enough.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2020 01:31 PM (KZzsI)

165 Former Vice Presidents always tell lies.

There is no way to tell the two tribes apart just from looking at them.

You wash up on the island on your jerry-built raft, and you want to find anyone to help get back to civilization. You take the only path into the jungle and you come to a sign at a fork on the path.

The sign has an arrow pointing down one path with the words, "Village of Former Delaware Senators This Way." Next to it is an arrow pointing down the other path, with the words, "Village of Former Vice Presidents this way."

Underneath the official printing is some graffiti. One scrawl says, "This sign was painted by a Former Vice President. Don't believe it!" Underneath that graffiti is another scrawl that says, "The graffiti above was written by a Former Delaware Senator. Believe it! However, this sentence was not written by a Former Delaware Senator."

Which way do you go?

You have ten minutes. Show your work.
Posted by: zombie at May 07, 2020 01:28 PM (N9G0H)
------
Shoot one of the in the leg. If he complains that you shot him, he's the one who tells the truth.

Bingo.

(Shamelessly stolen from "The Order of the Stick")

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 07, 2020 01:31 PM (4o2K3)

166 143 Saw a comment at Insty: IF the plan is to replace Biden (hatched in secret by top D people) - why are people like Pelosi, Gretchen the Terrible, Gillipants, all going to the mat for him?


Nancy doesn't have anything to worry about regarding be re-elected, and many others don't. But the hypocrisy of future allegations of any sort towards anyone will take a further hit.
Posted by: Steve in SoCal at May 07, 2020 01:29 PM (Ozpxd)

===========

Because they're not going to replace him. They're stuck with him and they're going to use his candidacy to maintain control within the Democratic Party.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 07, 2020 01:31 PM (LvTSG)

167 Yeah, that's the question. It does seem like nothing will happen to him based on history, so there must be something different about this. He knows more about why he's scared than anyone, and if he's scared then he thinks there's good reason.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May



meh, if fox is right.

Posted by: not so at May 07, 2020 01:31 PM (HALdu)

168 Which way do you go?

You have ten minutes. Show your work.

Posted by: zombie at May 07, 2020 01:28 PM (N9G0H)


*pees on sign*

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 07, 2020 01:31 PM (Z4rgH)

169 Posted by: Braenyard at May 07, 2020 01:29 PM (JriyX)

You'll get fake meat, and like it!

Posted by: BignJames at May 07, 2020 01:32 PM (X/Pw5)

170 Why would Schiff panic? Does he think this threatens his seat in Congress (most likely not) or his chair of the Intelligence Committee (if his failure in the impeachment farce didn't make that happen nothing will)?

What could it be to make him scared of this coming out?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 07, 2020 01:28 PM (LvTSG)
+++++++++++
Tarring people who are less secure than himself, possibly. The only thing I can think of is that useful but vulnerable allies might get screwed. He himself is safe. He is beyond shame or disgrace and his district will vote for him no matter what.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2020 01:32 PM (hYcqw)

171 Notice how Michi never credits his wife for nothing.

Posted by: torabora at May 07, 2020 01:32 PM (j+Om7)

172 Types..... deletes.


I can't my fully express my dislike for Slo Joe creepy rapey lowlife lying shitbag stinkyfingers demented dirty fucking commie Biden in strong enough terms.


At this point I wish ill on this fuking pervert corrupt asshole. Fuck you Joe.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at May 07, 2020 01:32 PM (0OmEj)

173 >>In possibly related news, Moochelle said that having kids cost her her dreams


Yup. Apparently she wanted to be equal to Barack but then with the kids she discovered she had to make compromises.


Can you imagine such a thing happening in a marriage?! I know, crazy talk. I blame white men because it's always their fault somehow.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 07, 2020 01:32 PM (bDqIh)

174 Yeah, if you didn't know who these people were already this situations has sniffed them out.

Anybody that would vote for this dumbass, should never be allowed to vote again. If you can't understand the destruction this agenda will impose on our country, you don't deserve to live under its blanket of freedom.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 07, 2020 01:32 PM (VpIIl)

175 158 "The Manchurian Candidate" meets "The Twilight Zone."
Posted by: direwolf at May 07, 2020 01:28 PM (bQlWP)



"Animal House" Meets "The Thing"

Posted by: naturalfake at May 07, 2020 01:30 PM (CDVfT)

============

I've got an idea:

Commando meets Halloween.

No one's done anything like it before.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 07, 2020 01:32 PM (LvTSG)

176

When Joe says something, he gets fruit cup.

Only people who say the right thing get fruit cup.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at May 07, 2020 01:32 PM (lg/F7)

177 I want three moderators, one chosen by each candidate to pose questions to the other candidate, and a third moderator merely to keep responses to time.

That way we get a real debate, with little risk of a candidate getting softball questions, or being informed of what questions he'll be asked.


This seems like the only fair and effetive way to have a debate.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2020 01:33 PM (KZzsI)

178 148 US military looking at permanently barring anyone who has had the WuHan Flu from enlisting.

so wrong. We want everyone who's been exposed and recovered. Otherwise you'll have the Commie Cough Rifle chasing us off the field.

Posted by: JEM at May 07, 2020 01:33 PM (8erNz)

179 Also does anybody know if Shelley Luther has been released following Abbott's order?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 07, 2020 01:26 PM (r+sAi)

Last I heard the TX Supreme Court ordered her release.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 07, 2020 01:33 PM (zqhdn)

180 Maybe Adam Schitts is worried about his thin neck getting snapped in a noose.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at May 07, 2020 01:33 PM (LIhNq)

181 Yeah, Schiff's seat is in no danger. The only "panic" he might have is the difference of alleging crimes / libeling someone in the house or "well of the senate" and going in front of cameras outside those institutions. And given how often he was on TV, something somewhere might have been said that given the release of transcripts proves conclusively that Schiff libeled someone.


And that someone very well may be Nunes.

Posted by: Steve in SoCal at May 07, 2020 01:34 PM (Ozpxd)

182 We live in stupid times.

Posted by: torabora at May 07, 2020 01:34 PM (j+Om7)

183 Saw a comment at Insty: IF the plan is to replace Biden (hatched in secret by top D people) - why are people like Pelosi, Gretchen the Terrible, Gillipants, all going to the mat for him?

Nancy doesn't have anything to worry about regarding be re-elected, and many others don't. But the hypocrisy of future allegations of any sort towards anyone will take a further hit.
Posted by: Steve in SoCal at May 07, 2020 01:29 PM (Ozpxd)
++++++++++++
Depends on which faction. Remember, the DNC is fractured. Biden is a holdout - he represents the gangster wing of the party. The Maoist and Marxist wings (aligned, for now) are not down. I imagine there is a lot of battling going on behind the scenes and asserting that "the DNC" - whatever that means anymore - both wants to replace him and defend him could be simultaneously true.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2020 01:34 PM (hYcqw)

184 "And they don't have the self awareness to realize that. That is scary."

Partly accurate. Plenty of ex-hippies turned fascists are still fully aware of what they've become but are convinced it was necessary -- just like the ones on Twitter who swear fealty to Biden even if they saw indisuptable proof he raped a woman. Same thing.

The godless are demigods in their own minds. Everyone else is made to suffer for it.

Posted by: Citizen at May 07, 2020 01:34 PM (ldmQR)

185 180 Maybe Adam Schitts is worried about his thin neck getting snapped in a noose pencil sharpener.
Posted by: Miss Issippi


FTFY.

Posted by: zombie at May 07, 2020 01:34 PM (N9G0H)

186 Maybe Adam Schitts is worried about his thin neck getting snapped in a noose.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at May 07, 2020 01:33 PM (LIhNq)

Meh. His eyes are already half-popped out.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 07, 2020 01:34 PM (CqE5x)

187 181 Yeah, Schiff's seat is in no danger. The only "panic" he might have is the difference of alleging crimes / libeling someone in the house or "well of the senate" and going in front of cameras outside those institutions. And given how often he was on TV, something somewhere might have been said that given the release of transcripts proves conclusively that Schiff libeled someone.


And that someone very well may be Nunes.
Posted by: Steve in SoCal at May 07, 2020 01:34 PM (Ozpxd)

==========

And Nunes has been on a bit of a suing spree recently, hasn't he?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 07, 2020 01:34 PM (LvTSG)

188 I'm not even going to swing at the Biden fat pitch, enough others have done it justice.

My question is why did it take Sec. Devos 3 years?

Posted by: Icesweeper at May 07, 2020 01:35 PM (Nr0ZO)

189 186 Maybe Adam Schitts is worried about his thin neck getting snapped in a noose.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at May 07, 2020 01:33 PM (LIhNq)

Meh. His eyes are already half-popped out.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 07, 2020 01:34 PM (CqE5x)

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Anything worth doing is worth doing right.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 07, 2020 01:35 PM (LvTSG)

190 Biden has paid his indulgences.

🎜 🎶 ♫ ♬ 🎵
Miserere mei, Deus

Posted by: BourbonChicken with a Face Colander at May 07, 2020 01:35 PM (LxTcq)

191 Rapefinger. The man with the creepy touch. Young girls and such.

Posted by: Socially Distant at May 07, 2020 01:35 PM (HfMsJ)

192 So Joey 2 digits must be cool if i fondle his great grandchildren.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at May 07, 2020 01:35 PM (R/9uX)

193 >> I don't blame her for that wrt to Barky, I'd be annoyed at being married to some idjit that couldn't figure out a gate and umbrella combo myself; but directed at the kids it was off-putting.


Michelle's mom was the girls live-in nanny, before they even got to the WH. Michelle also had a personal chef and personal trainer in Chicago. That's a lot of support, the kind that most people don't have and can't afford.

She is perpetually ungrateful for all that she's had in her life. Sad!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 07, 2020 01:35 PM (bDqIh)

194 Animal House" Meets "The Thing"

Posted by: naturalfake at May 07, 2020


Will Shelly Dubinsky return in her role as Dawn's roommate?

Posted by: Diogenes at May 07, 2020 01:35 PM (axyOa)

195 2023?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 07, 2020 01:35 PM (AFSld)

196 OT - GnuBreed was asking about zinc supplements in the previous thread. LuckyVitamin has several options available and shows in-stock status on the search results page.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 07, 2020 01:30 PM (MSA8B)


Thank you for that.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 07, 2020 01:35 PM (Z4rgH)

197 All liars deserve to be believed and have their non-existent story investigated.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 07, 2020 01:35 PM (oVJmc)

198 Maybe Adam Schitts is worried about his thin neck getting snapped in a noose.

Someone in the House should invite Tom Shillue to speak to the House as Schiff. The resulting Dem/media meltdown would be amazing.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 07, 2020 01:36 PM (ZGrMX)

199 173 >>In possibly related news, Moochelle said that having kids cost her her dreams


Yup. Apparently she wanted to be equal to Barack but then with the kids she discovered she had to make compromises.

And yet she is the most popular woman in the world.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 07, 2020 01:36 PM (Uu+Jp)

200 "Animal House" Meets "The Thing"

Posted by: naturalfake at May 07, 2020 01:30 PM (CDVfT)

============

I've got an idea:

Commando meets Halloween.

No one's done anything like it before.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random

The Thing Goes Commando ?

Posted by: JT at May 07, 2020 01:36 PM (arJlL)

201 And that someone very well may be Nunes.
Posted by: Steve in SoCal at May 07, 2020 01:34 PM (Ozpxd)
++++++++++++
I doubt this is a worry. No way he goes down for libel. At worst, this is an inconvenience. That case would be tried in NY or DC, and there is no way to raise a fair or honest jury in those places.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2020 01:36 PM (hYcqw)

202 Because they're not going to replace him. They're
stuck with him and they're going to use his candidacy to maintain
control within the Democratic Party.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 07, 2020 01:31 PM (LvTSG)

agreed. the replacing thing is really a pipe dream or fever dream. They are not going to replace him. This is not Bob Livingston people.

I think I recall you saying Biden would win the nod way back when TJM. I was majorly down on Biden. I don't think I said he wouldn't get the nod but i did downplay his chances. I might have said he would not get the nod, I don't recall. But you deserve plaudits for saying it would be Biden from day one.

Posted by: Quint at May 07, 2020 01:36 PM (hHxp2)

203 What could it be to make him scared of this coming out?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 07, 2020 01:28 PM (LvTSG)

That presumes that the "scared" or "panic" is not just spin to up the drama. Uncomfortable? Apprehensive of embarrassment? Those are both likely.

Scared and panicky? Doubt it. He'll face no consequences, even if he was caught knowingly accepting money from China, Ukraine, or Russia to perpetrate or perpetuate the impeachment hoax
That is the grim reality. The "scared" and "panic"narrative is just to keep the people under the false sense of representative government.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 07, 2020 01:36 PM (KnJdm)

204 *giggles*

Scrivener name generator offers up - Albert Leppo.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 07, 2020 01:37 PM (oQ3NY)

205 If Michelle's dreams included a worthless hospital administrator position that paid big bucks with no real job, then she accomplished it.

Posted by: Cheri at May 07, 2020 01:37 PM (oiNtH)

206 US military looking at permanently barring anyone who has had the WuHan Flu from enlisting. <<<<<<<
That would be weird. It seems they would want the ones with antibodies.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 07, 2020 01:37 PM (r+sAi)

207 200 I've got an idea:

Commando meets Halloween.

No one's done anything like it before.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random

The Thing Goes Commando ?
Posted by: JT at May 07, 2020 01:36 PM (arJlL)

==========

We'll need a catchy title.

Hunter...no, not good enough.

I'll come up with something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 07, 2020 01:37 PM (LvTSG)

208 In possibly related news, Moochelle said that having kids cost her her dreams


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Malaria and Sushi unavailable for comment.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 07, 2020 01:37 PM (nw6Hr)

209 Schiff has long acted like he's someone who has a lot to lose and knows it could easily happen but I don't know why. Maybe he's just like that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2020 01:37 PM (KZzsI)

210 Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.Matthew 7:5
These people are shameless, power-mad demagogues. Anyone who votes for them needs to be committed to a mental institution.

Posted by: Grizzledcoastie at May 07, 2020 01:37 PM (FMgad)

211 US military looking at permanently barring anyone who has had the WuHan Flu from enlisting.


This makes my BS meter twitch.
You can bet 1 million Chinese 18 year olds won't be barred from becoming infantry.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 07, 2020 01:37 PM (axyOa)

212 208 In possibly related news, Moochelle said that having kids cost her her dreams


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Malaria and Sushi unavailable for comment.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 07, 2020 01:37 PM (nw6Hr)

Punished twice over.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 07, 2020 01:38 PM (NWiLs)

213 We believe Tara Reade--she just needs to take one for the team.

Posted by: Feminists at May 07, 2020 01:38 PM (Eicbe)

214 "as president, I'll be right where I always have been throughout my career . . . lecherously sniffing little girls' hair and sticking my fingers up the vaginas of good-looking staffers!"

Posted by: Slow Joe Biden at May 07, 2020 01:38 PM (k4dH2)

215 I can't my fully express my dislike for Slo Joe creepy rapey lowlife lying shitbag stinkyfingers demented dirty fucking commie Biden in strong enough terms.


At this point I wish ill on this fuking pervert corrupt asshole. Fuck you Joe.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at May 07, 2020 01:32 PM (0OmEj)


Now, name his bad qualities.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 07, 2020 01:38 PM (Z4rgH)

216 Only the guilty need the presumption of innocence because God protects the innocent in the course of His daily affairs. Joe needs the presumption of innocence.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 07, 2020 01:38 PM (+y/Ru)

217 My question is why did it take Sec. Devos 3 years?
Posted by: Icesweeper

exactly. she should have been cracking that whip.

Posted by: x at May 07, 2020 01:38 PM (nFwvY)

218 Commando meets Halloween.

No one's done anything like it before.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random

The Thing Goes Commando ?
Posted by: JT at May 07, 2020 01:36 PM (arJlL)

The Thing Goes Commando 2: Rock Hard

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 07, 2020 01:38 PM (NWiLs)

219 I don't believe Schiff is in panic mode about anything. It's just more never ending click bait. (I'd be happy to be proven wrong about this.)

Posted by: Biergood at May 07, 2020 01:38 PM (FQWHA)

220 Adam Schiff looks like a failed Charles Schultz character.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 07, 2020 01:39 PM (oQ3NY)

221 >> In possibly related news, Moochelle said that having kids cost her her dreams


'Especially the fat one,' she added.

Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2020 01:39 PM (u5haP)

222 Schiff has long acted like he's someone who has a lot to lose and knows it could easily happen but I don't know why. Maybe he's just like that.

We already know his setup for the second impeachment is that the mean Senate didn't impeach Trump, and if they had there would've been no corona deaths.

So at the very least the documents probably blow even worse holes in his case than the witnesses on TV already did.

They might also document Eric Ciaramella and other badniks.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 07, 2020 01:39 PM (ZGrMX)

223 Wishing Mooch a Happy Mother's Day!


*hope the girls ignore her*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2020 01:39 PM (ptqGC)

224 In possibly related news, Moochelle said that having kids cost her her dreams


Yup. Apparently she wanted to be equal to Barack but then with the kids she discovered she had to make compromises.

Posted by: Northernlurker


The world didn't need two idiots.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2020 01:39 PM (W4LFA)

225 US military looking at permanently barring anyone who has had the WuHan Flu from enlisting.


This makes my BS meter twitch.
You can bet 1 million Chinese 18 year olds won't be barred from becoming infantry.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 07, 2020 01:37 PM (axyOa)

This has to be pure BS.

Now if they mean ,"within the next few months", it might make some sense.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 07, 2020 01:39 PM (CqE5x)

226 US military looking at permanently barring anyone who has had the WuHan Flu from enlisting

So Newsweek claims, supposedly from a memo they saw. Take with a grain of salt the size of a Chevy Aztek

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2020 01:39 PM (KZzsI)

227 What were her dreams? Playing Chewbacca's wife?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 07, 2020 01:39 PM (H5knJ)

228 Big Mike is a c*nt.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 07, 2020 01:39 PM (NWiLs)

229 Rapefinger. The man with the creepy touch. Young girls and such.

It's wrong that I read this in the tune of the theme song from Goldfinger.

Posted by: BifBewalski at May 07, 2020 01:39 PM (VcFUs)

230 116...
They're ALL the enemy. No exceptions.

Posted by: PacosMojo at May 07, 2020 01:39 PM (rKGBw)

231 Biden is not going to be replaced. If you had an honest media, you have a chance. You don't, so that's not happening.

They will continue to cover his ass, even if he walks on to the stage with no pants.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 07, 2020 01:39 PM (VpIIl)

232 I've got an idea:

Commando meets Halloween.

No one's done anything like it before.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 07, 2020 01:32 PM (LvTSG)


Sure they did. It's called Prometheus ...

Posted by: Adriane the That Movie was a True Crime Critic ... at May 07, 2020 01:40 PM (LPnfS)

233 228 Big Mike is a c*nt.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 07, 2020 01:39 PM (NWiLs)

=========

What's a cont?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 07, 2020 01:40 PM (LvTSG)

234 May 1000 Asian murder hornets infect Biden's shorts.

Posted by: Cheri at May 07, 2020 01:40 PM (oiNtH)

235 Depends on which faction. Remember, the DNC is fractured. Biden is a holdout - he represents the gangster wing of the party. The Maoist and Marxist wings (aligned, for now) are not down. I imagine there is a lot of battling going on behind the scenes and asserting that "the DNC" - whatever that means anymore - both wants to replace him and defend him could be simultaneously true.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2020 01:34 PM (hYcqw)

+++++++

OK. He's a vehicle (means to an end) for those supporting him. But even these people have to look at him and look at Trump (think debates) and go: oh no!!


Would it not be better - short and long term - to compromise with the Maoist part of the party on a nominee? Trump wins, for simplicity Rs maintain the Senate, the Maoist faction will be more unruly. Why not plausibly work together and take a possible loss/win as a team, rather than "those folks lost" with the DNC.

Posted by: Steve in SoCal at May 07, 2020 01:40 PM (Ozpxd)

236 Big Mike is a c*nt.

But he doesn't have one.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 07, 2020 01:40 PM (ZGrMX)

237 Biden may have a credibility problem.

Posted by: Adam Schiff at May 07, 2020 01:40 PM (sWM8x)

238 Scared and panicky? Doubt it. He'll face no
consequences, even if he was caught knowingly accepting money from
China, Ukraine, or Russia to perpetrate or perpetuate the impeachment
hoax
That is the grim reality. The "scared" and "panic"narrative is
just to keep the people under the false sense of representative
government.


Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 07, 2020 01:36 PM (KnJdm)


Sadly true. We're just going through he motions of having a representative government and most people are so mal-educated that they don't know the difference.

Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at May 07, 2020 01:41 PM (j42ZK)

239 I just got a call from an old ex-customer desperately needing help with Office 365. I told them I didn't want anything to do with Microsoft and couldn't help them.

Damn that felt good.

Posted by: f'd, infected with disgust at May 07, 2020 01:41 PM (Tnijr)

240 Adam Schiff looks like a failed Charles Schultz character.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 07, 2020 01:39 PM (oQ3NY)

Matt Groening

Posted by: JoeF. at May 07, 2020 01:41 PM (CqE5x)

241 In possibly related news, Moochelle said that having kids cost her her dreams


These people really seethe with contempt and resentment.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 07, 2020 01:41 PM (oVJmc)

242 Just saw an ad saying that incarceration does nothing to discourage crime.

I find the inconsistencies in modern thinking to be very... inconsistent.

Perhaps we are moving toward a new paradigm: Just because someone does evil things, to call them 'evil' is evil.

Or: Evil, so what?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2020 01:42 PM (A5zUN)

243 Rapefinger. The man with the creepy touch. Young girls and such.

It's wrong that I read this in the tune of the theme song from Goldfinger.
Posted by: BifBewalski at May 07, 2020 01:39 PM (VcFUs)

-----

I did Badfinger.

Day after day without you.


I remember finding out about you
Every day, my mind is all around you
The man with the creepy touch.
Young girls and such.
He gives his love..... to you!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at May 07, 2020 01:42 PM (nw6Hr)

244 Now if they mean ,"within the next few months", it might make some sense.


Its a temporary measure, the media is making it a thing

I think it's wise to do this now?!?! especially right now they should be trying to limit infections in the military

I guess; I also think someone who has recovered should be fine to join tho. They DO pass viral RNA; not sure the mechanism, but it is possible (even common) to pass immunity this way in close quarters. I'm not sure why the military considers this dangerous, Im curious about why.

Posted by: BlackOrchidInCaptivity at May 07, 2020 01:42 PM (j9HX3)

245 We have already declared Biden the winner of all three debates.

Posted by: CNN, msnbc, abc, nbc, cbs at May 07, 2020 01:42 PM (r+sAi)

246 In Joe's world, the Pulse of the Nation is right next to the G-spot.

Posted by: Fritz at May 07, 2020 01:42 PM (95j/9)

247 So at the very least the documents probably blow even worse holes in his case than the witnesses on TV already did.

They might also document Eric Ciaramella and other badniks.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 07, 2020 01:39 PM (ZGrMX)


+++++

I believe these transcripts are transcripts of Mueller investigation/ Russia when the Rs held the house and Schiff became custodian of them after Ds took house.

Posted by: Steve in SoCal at May 07, 2020 01:42 PM (Ozpxd)

248 I've got an idea:

Commando meets Halloween.

No one's done anything like it before.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random

The Thing Goes Commando ?
Posted by: JT at May 07, 2020 01:36 PM (arJlL)

==========

We'll need a catchy title.

Hunter...no, not good enough.

I'll come up with something.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 07, 2020 01:37 PM (LvTSG)



"Halloween" Meets "Halloween II"

Posted by: naturalfake at May 07, 2020 01:42 PM (CDVfT)

249 >>Malaria and Sushi unavailable for comment.


I suspect that they're so used to her 'woe is me' shtick that comments like that don't even faze them. Hope so, otherwise that would really stink hearing mom say that.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 07, 2020 01:42 PM (bDqIh)

250 Just catching up from below:

Here is Plandemic's own website:



https://plandemicmovie.com/

Posted by: IrishEi at May 07, 2020 12:31 PM (sGotD)

Thank you! How interesting that Google has a dozen sites "debunking" Plandemic.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2020 12:33 PM (ptqGC)


This link says no video if you try to download but it is available if you click watch. Just in case anyone was worried it had been disappeared here, too.

Posted by: LASue at May 07, 2020 01:42 PM (Ed8Zd)

251 73 >>In possibly related news, Moochelle said that having kids cost her her dreams

She says this just in time for Mothers' Day.

Timing is everything.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2020 01:42 PM (eqpxU)

252 Adam Schiff has the face of a pervert. Either that or a rabid chihuahua.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 07, 2020 01:42 PM (Uu+Jp)

253 206
US military looking at permanently barring anyone who has had the WuHan Flu from enlisting. <<<<<<<
That would be weird. It seems they would want the ones with antibodies.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 07, 2020 01:37 PM (r+sAi)

If you read the article - I know - this is an early stage procedural change, while the military assesses any potential long-term disabilities associated with the virus. That rationale is sound.
If it appears that the rationale is unfounded (e.g., no long-term disability), I don't expect such a policy to continue.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 07, 2020 01:42 PM (KnJdm)

254 Oops.

"Halloween" Meets "Halloween II: Season of the Witch"

Posted by: naturalfake at May 07, 2020 01:43 PM (CDVfT)

255 Schiff isn't scared of a damn thing. Fox is fake news, peddling #TwoWeeks fabulism on a daily basis to soothe the ire of Trump-voters who want justice for the coup plotters.

Schiff will not be prosecuted. Schiff will not lose his seat. Schiff will be sodomizing Congressional page boys in the cloakroom until he dies of decrepit old age.

There. Explained.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2020 01:43 PM (EQRLd)

256 In possibly related news, Moochelle said that having kids cost her her dreams

Yeah, the continually angry, sullen look on their kids' faces and them taking to drugs immediately makes more sense now. Imagine growing up in that household.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2020 01:43 PM (KZzsI)

257 It's not incoherent from anyone but Biden. From everyone else, it's is very coherently Will To Power.

At least some people are being honest about it.

I am somewhere beyond furious that Dwokin and MacKinnon won. Because they did. Their little mentally ill (and it is utterly mentally ill to presume that all heterosexual sex is violence and that women are children who are incapable of every giving consent) acolytes infested the various and sundry grievance departments and wormed their way into positions of power and here we are.

There is NOTHING feminist in the assumption that women are incapable of expressing their desires. Nothing. Not one damn thing.

*throws stuff all around*

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 07, 2020 01:43 PM (GbPPJ)

258 US military looking at permanently barring anyone who has had the WuHan Flu from enlisting.





This makes my BS meter twitch.

You can bet 1 million Chinese 18 year olds won't be barred from becoming infantry.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 07, 2020 01:37 PM (axyOa)

i admit I refuse to look this up because it makes no sense. Haven't all these science nerds been saying that if you had it you would be immune at least for short time?
I guess it is possible. It wasn't long ago they sent you packing if you said you were gay or allergic to bee stings. But still, there is something off about this. My guess is they are saying you cant go to MEPS. I can see that. But the idea that if you ever had it you can no longer join the military makes no sense at all.

Posted by: Quint at May 07, 2020 01:43 PM (hHxp2)

259 Moochelle said that having kids cost her her dreams.

-
Well, it's almost Mother's Day.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 07, 2020 01:43 PM (+y/Ru)

260 In possibly related news, Moochelle said that having kids cost her her dreams

She thinks she settled by becoming a celebrity First Lady, but honestly, if she had followed her dreams, I think she would have been cut long before the regular season.

Posted by: t-bird at May 07, 2020 01:43 PM (1fg6a)

261 I saw Badfinger open the Dixie Chicks at the Gorge in George.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 07, 2020 01:44 PM (axyOa)

262 And given how often he was on TV, something somewhere might have been said that given the release of transcripts proves conclusively that Schiff libeled someone.


And that someone very well may be Nunes.
Posted by: Steve in SoCal at May 07, 2020 01:34 PM (Ozpxd)


There might be proof that he illegally obtained phone records of private citizens ...

Posted by: Adriane the That Movie was a True Crime Critic ... at May 07, 2020 01:44 PM (LPnfS)

263 156 You've got to ask yourself:

Why would Schiff panic? Does he think this threatens his seat in Congress (most likely not) or his chair of the Intelligence Committee (if his failure in the impeachment farce didn't make that happen nothing will)?

What could it be to make him scared of this coming out?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 07, 2020 01:28 PM


Grenell is a man of his word.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 07, 2020 01:44 PM (JriyX)

264 Don't believe those toddlers, kids, teens, and assorted barnyard animals and pets either!


Liars, the lot of them. Nuthin' but malarkey.

Posted by: Gropey Joe from Scranton at May 07, 2020 01:45 PM (Y7v+0)

265 In possibly related news, Moochelle said that having kids cost her her dreams

She says this just in time for Mothers' Day.

Timing is everything.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2020 01:42 PM (eqpxU)

If it was such a burden, she could have just bought some kids.

Posted by: BignJames at May 07, 2020 01:45 PM (X/Pw5)

266 263 Grenell is a man of his word.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 07, 2020 01:44 PM (JriyX)

==========

He's the Joker?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 07, 2020 01:45 PM (LvTSG)

267 Believe all wookies.

Posted by: Chewbacca at May 07, 2020 01:45 PM (H5knJ)

268 That would be weird. It seems they would want the ones with antibodies.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 07, 2020 01:37 PM (r+sAi)


This news is apparently real. According to ZH (I know), on the reddit CCPV survivors page, quite a few survivors have reported recurring symptoms months after 'recovering'.

This may an 'abundance of caution' thing while they wait for more data.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 07, 2020 01:45 PM (Z4rgH)

269 In possibly related news, Moochelle said that having kids cost her her dreams
+++++++++++++++

But being an incompetent Affirmative-Action boob who flunked the Illinois bar exam, couldn't cut it as even a junior lawyer, and got me fired from my one and only lawyer job cost me even more of my career dreams!

It sucks to be incompetent! Fortunately for me, I was able to parlay being Baracky's wife into some high-paying, no-work, non-lawyer "jobs," because my employers wanted access to all that government lucre that Baracky could send their way! And I had dreams of using my status as Baracky's wifey to get me even better sinecures where I could rake in the money while essentially doing nothing, but then those damn kids got in my way! The injustice of it all!

Posted by: Michelle Obama at May 07, 2020 01:45 PM (k4dH2)

270 Moochelle said that having kids cost her her dreams.

-
Funny. Mrs. Wrecks says the same thing about marrying me.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 07, 2020 01:45 PM (+y/Ru)

271 270 Moochelle said that having kids cost her her dreams.

-
Funny. Mrs. Wrecks says the same thing about marrying me.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 07, 2020 01:45 PM (+y/Ru)

=========

And then she met The Paolo.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 07, 2020 01:46 PM (LvTSG)

272 Posted by: Quint at May 07, 2020 01:43 PM (hHxp2)

See 253. Nothing to lose sleep over. Yet.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 07, 2020 01:46 PM (KnJdm)

273 Moochelle said that having kids cost her her dreams.

-
Funny. Mrs. Wrecks says the same thing about marrying me.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 07, 2020 01:45 PM



She and Mrs D clearly chat.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 07, 2020 01:46 PM (axyOa)

274 Schiff will not be prosecuted. Schiff will not lose his seat. Schiff will be sodomizing Congressional page boys in the cloakroom until he dies of decrepit old age.

There. Explained.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


This is why Vigilantism needs to come back. Without going into a hot Civil War, Vigilantism is the only way to take back our country.

Posted by: BifBewalski at May 07, 2020 01:46 PM (VcFUs)

275 Megyn Kelly teases about upcoming on-camera
interview with Tara Reade.

https://tinyurl.com/ydhfbj8d

Posted by: redridinghood at May 07, 2020 01:47 PM (wiXsO)

276 In possibly related news, Moochelle said that having kids cost her her dreams

She thinks she settled by becoming a celebrity First Lady, but honestly, if she had followed her dreams, I think she would have been cut long before the regular season.
Posted by: t-bird


She would have never made the minors.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2020 01:47 PM (W4LFA)

277 Moochelle said that having kids cost her her dreams.


Wasn't her dream winning an Al-You-Can-Eat BBQ'd Ribs Contest?

Posted by: naturalfake at May 07, 2020 01:47 PM (CDVfT)

278 *throws stuff all around*

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around.



Dear Horde,

Her boobs do things when she throws stuff. I thought you should know.

Best regards,

Bander

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 07, 2020 01:47 PM (gd9RK)

279 "US military looking at permanently barring anyone who has had the WuHan Flu from enlisting"

Negative. That's just guidance for MEPS. It's subject to further review just like a whole bunch of other conditions.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at May 07, 2020 01:47 PM (sVC8r)

280 ....quite a few survivors have reported recurring symptoms months after 'recovering'.

------

Same thing happens after a really bad bout of the flu.

I caught that H2N3 shit in 2017. Nasty stuff. Took along time to recover.

My bronchials STILL are easily irritated.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 07, 2020 01:47 PM (nw6Hr)

281 But being an incompetent Affirmative-Action boob who flunked the
Illinois bar exam, couldn't cut it as even a junior lawyer, and got me
fired from my one and only lawyer job cost me even more of my career
dreams!



It sucks to be incompetent! Fortunately for me, I was able to
parlay being Baracky's wife into some high-paying, no-work, non-lawyer
"jobs," because my employers wanted access to all that government lucre
that Baracky could send their way! And I had dreams of using my status
as Baracky's wifey to get me even better sinecures where I could rake
in the money while essentially doing nothing, but then those damn kids
got in my way! The injustice of it all!


But at least she finally became proud of her country. So there's that.

Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at May 07, 2020 01:47 PM (j42ZK)

282 >>She says this just in time for Mothers' Day.

Timing is everything.



Ugh.

Then again, Planned Parenthood has made Mother's Day a big fundraising campaign, complete with Gwyneth Paltrow and her mom making ads for them on Mothers day.

I would not be surprised if this comment by Michelle is being given attention as a way to bring awareness to all of the sacrifices mom's make (the feminist kind of not 'having it all') as part of their assault on motherhood and the celebration of it.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 07, 2020 01:47 PM (bDqIh)

283 268..,

So, if you recover from Wu-Flu, and then have a cold 6 months later....SYMPTOMS!

Posted by: PacosMojo at May 07, 2020 01:47 PM (rKGBw)

284
24,035.94 +371.30 (+1.57%)
As of 1:47PM EDT. Market open.

Posted by: DJIA Deathwatch at May 07, 2020 01:47 PM (LY6Ds)

285
Agent 000: Joey "Bang Finger" Biden

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 07, 2020 01:48 PM (pNxlR)

286 Moochelle said that having kids cost her her dreams.

-
Wait! Obozo was right! Mooch was punished with a baby! Twice!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 07, 2020 01:48 PM (+y/Ru)

287 *throws stuff all around*

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 07, 2020 01:43 PM (GbPPJ)

Calm down.
*runs*

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 07, 2020 01:48 PM (KnJdm)

288 258 US military looking at permanently barring anyone who has had the WuHan Flu from enlisting.


The military considers everything and plans for all contingencies.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 07, 2020 01:48 PM (JriyX)

289 Moochelle said that having kids cost her her dreams.

Funny, having Mooch and Barky in the White House didn't cost me my dreams, but it did give me nightmares.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2020 01:49 PM (eqpxU)

290 In possibly related news, Moochelle said that having kids cost her her dreams


Narcissistic, selfish, self-obsessed, aggrieved, bitter, angry, fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 07, 2020 01:49 PM (oVJmc)

291 This news is apparently real. According to ZH (I know), on the reddit CCPV survivors page, quite a few survivors have reported recurring symptoms months after 'recovering'.

This may an 'abundance of caution' thing while they wait for more data.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 07, 2020 01:45 PM (Z4rgH)


Question the timing. This thing hasn't been around for months ...

... but abundance of caution seem prudent for a while.

Posted by: Adriane the That Movie was a True Crime Critic ... at May 07, 2020 01:49 PM (LPnfS)

292 throws stuff all around*

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 07, 2020 01:43 PM (GbPPJ)



Does that include the blouse?

Posted by: Diogenes at May 07, 2020 01:50 PM (axyOa)

293 208 In possibly related news, Moochelle said that having kids cost her her dreams





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Malaria and Sushi unavailable for comment.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 07, 2020 01:37 PM (nw6Hr)



Punished twice over.

-------------

Most people would consider being First Lady with all the Presidential and post-Presidential trappings a pretty nice dream come true.

Posted by: SH at May 07, 2020 01:50 PM (sX1BW)

294 The tits are not calm. Repeat, the tits are not calm. Over.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 07, 2020 01:50 PM (NWiLs)

295 Probably already been said but nothing is incoherent for Joey Sticky-Fingers.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at May 07, 2020 01:50 PM (QZ2cg)

296 The chief prosecutor on the Flynn case, Brandon Van Grack, has resigned from the the Flynn case and it appears all the other DOJ cases he was working on.

But nothing is happening.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 07, 2020 01:50 PM (ZLI7S)

297 Rapefinger. The man with the creepy touch. Young girls and such.



It's wrong that I read this in the tune of the theme song from Goldfinger


Beckons you to fondle his hairy legs. Touch them he begs.

Posted by: Socialy Distant at May 07, 2020 01:50 PM (HfMsJ)

298 ....quite a few survivors have reported recurring symptoms months after 'recovering'.



This is standard with pneumonia. It leaves you weakened for quite a while.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 07, 2020 01:50 PM (oVJmc)

299 279....

Given how corrupt the federal government is, including all branches of our military, why would any conservative ever volunteer to serve in the first place?

Posted by: PacosMojo at May 07, 2020 01:50 PM (rKGBw)

300 Then again, Planned Parenthood has made Mother's Day a big fundraising campaign, complete with Gwyneth Paltrow and her mom making ads for them on Mothers day.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 07, 2020 01:47 PM (bDqIh)


Really? You'd think that Planned Parenthood would have the common decency to lie low on Mothers' Day.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2020 01:50 PM (eqpxU)

301 >>Narcissistic, selfish, self-obsessed, aggrieved, bitter, angry, fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.



Okaaaay, but what about: Narcissistic, selfish, self-obsessed, aggrieved, bitter, angry, fat, drunk and stupid but with awesomely toned arms!?.

Posted by: Big Mike at May 07, 2020 01:51 PM (bDqIh)

302 300 Then again, Planned Parenthood has made Mother's Day a big fundraising campaign, complete with Gwyneth Paltrow and her mom making ads for them on Mothers day.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 07, 2020 01:47 PM (bDqIh)

Really? You'd think that Planned Parenthood would have the common decency to lie low on Mothers' Day.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2020 01:50 PM (eqpxU)

========

You do standup, don't you?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 07, 2020 01:51 PM (LvTSG)

303 bud didn't the gov already say that insurance companies have to take care of wuflu out of pocket? or was that only the testing that they have to pay for with no deductibles? Even that is a pretty clever trick. It is almost as if the gov is admitting something. They would never cover regular flu in this way.

Posted by: Quint at May 07, 2020 01:51 PM (hHxp2)

304 194 Animal House" Meets "The Thing"

Posted by: naturalfake at May 07, 2020


Will Shelly Dubinsky return in her role as Dawn's roommate?
Posted by: Diogenes at May 07, 2020 01:35 PM (axyOa)

I'm hoping that you made a typo there Diogenes.

It's Fawn...FAWN LIEBOWITZ

[[[smashes guitar on wall]]]

Posted by: browndog at May 07, 2020 01:51 PM (gD6Ka)

305 When one reads President X's military has plans to invade or bomb or poison planet Z;
Of course they do. That's what they do when they are not in the field, they make contingency plans.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 07, 2020 01:51 PM (JriyX)

306 If Biden doesn't debate, Trump will stand on a stage with a cardboard Biden cutout and debate it.

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2020 01:51 PM (uEbPt)

307 I know it's short lived cuz tomorrow will be the usual Friday afternoon sell-off, but -

I am enjoying the hell outta watching the market flex its muscles today!

Capitalism, baby!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at May 07, 2020 01:52 PM (CDVfT)

308 Why not just do contact tracing on all single women? That will solve a lot of problems.

Posted by: Ripley at May 07, 2020 01:52 PM (MxEKc)

309 It really wouldn't bother me if the Obamas and RBG died in a fire. Just sayin.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 07, 2020 01:52 PM (z3d4s)

310 In possibly related news, Moochelle said that having kids cost her her dreams

What's she squawking about? She got into the NFL Hall of Fame as a middle linebacker.

It's Joe Theismann who lost his dreams.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2020 01:52 PM (eqpxU)

311 Would the current situation have been tenable before the internet?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2020 01:53 PM (A5zUN)

312 Brad Heath @bradheath
A top prosecutor in the special counsel's office, Brandon Van Grack, has withdrawn from the government's prosecution of ex-Trump national security adviser Mike Flynn
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 07, 2020 01:28 PM (Lrula)
~~~~~

Apparently he has withdrawn from a lot of other cases as well. He's finished at DOJ.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 07, 2020 01:53 PM (sGotD)

313 The Texas Governor, Lt. Governor, and Attorney General are totally embarrassing themselves with the Shelley Luther situation.

Several weeks ago, Gov. Abbott issued an Executive Order that salons like Luther's must be closed until further notice, with fines and imprisonment as available penalties.

Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick was just on Fox News, and he said the judge should have only fined Luther a hundred dollars and sent her back to work.

WHAT??? So the Lt. Gov is saying in public that every small business owner in Texas could pay a hundred dollar fine and re-open for full business? Christ, every small business owner her would gladly make that bargain!!!!

Boy, oh boy, Governor, you either mean what you say in written Executive Orders, or you don't. Do you want small businesses closed? Then enforce that, and penalize violators such that most owners aren't tempted to open. Otherwise, what the hell is the point?

Posted by: Gref at May 07, 2020 01:53 PM (AMIL/)

314 The chief prosecutor on the Flynn case, Brandon Van
Grack, has resigned from the the Flynn case and it appears all the other
DOJ cases he was working on.



But nothing is happening.

Posted by: JackStraw
----------
Dammit Jack. Its just a resignation. I want arrests, raids, perp walks, indictments, and prosecutions.
I will also accept heads on a pike or tar and feathering.

Posted by: SH at May 07, 2020 01:53 PM (sX1BW)

315 Believe in the power of your dreams. And abortion. Especially abortion. Those little bloodsuckers will rob you of your dreams every time.

Posted by: Chewbacca at May 07, 2020 01:53 PM (H5knJ)

316 Beckons you to fondle his hairy legs. Touch them he begs.
Posted by: Socialy Distant at May 07, 2020 01:50 PM (HfMsJ)

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Ok.... Now ZZ Top is running through my minds ear...

Posted by: fixerupper at May 07, 2020 01:53 PM (nw6Hr)

317 Apparently he has withdrawn from a lot of other cases as well. He's finished at DOJ.
Posted by: IrishEi at May 07, 2020 01:53 PM (sGotD)
++++++++++++++
Can he be finished with walking around as a free man?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2020 01:53 PM (hYcqw)

318 286 Moochelle said that having kids cost her her dreams.

-
Wait! Obozo was right! Mooch was punished with a baby! Twice!
________________

She acts like those pregnancies were something imposed upon her, but in her book she wrote that they had to use in-vitro fertilization. (Anybody surprised that Barky wasn't up to the task of getting her preggers the natural way?)

She chose, and paid, to become pregnant.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 07, 2020 01:53 PM (k4dH2)

319 306 If Biden doesn't debate, Trump will stand on a stage with a cardboard Biden cutout and debate it.
Posted by: ... at May 07, 2020 01:51 PM (uEbPt)


Tougher opponent.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2020 01:53 PM (eqpxU)

320 Really? You'd think that Planned Parenthood would have the common decency to lie low on Mothers' Day.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2020 01:50 PM (eqpxU)
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The words "decency " and "Planed Parenthood" do not belong in the same sentence.

Posted by: bluebell at May 07, 2020 01:53 PM (/669Q)

321 But nothing is happening.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 07, 2020 01:50 PM (ZLI7S)


Nothing is happening ... to him.

Bronze bulls, pools of eels, guillotine ... et cetera ...


But you're right. He no longer has his hands around Gen. Flynn's throat.

Posted by: Adriane the That Movie was a True Crime Critic ... at May 07, 2020 01:53 PM (LPnfS)

322 Put the Cocaine on my dick.

Posted by: Michele Obama's Landing Strip at May 07, 2020 01:53 PM (aounc)

323 306 If Biden doesn't debate, Trump will stand on a stage with a cardboard Biden cutout and debate it.
Posted by: ... at May 07, 2020 01:51 PM (uEbPt)

Just have a speaker set up to laugh occasionally and it would be about the same effect.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2020 01:54 PM (A5zUN)

324 The chief prosecutor on the Flynn case, Brandon Van Grack, has resigned
from the the Flynn case and it appears all the other DOJ cases he was
working on.



But nothing is happening.


I hear you, but timing is critical. Once we get within a few months of the election, anything Barr and Durham do will be "nothing but politics". And if Trump loses then it's game over.


You can have the best battle plan in the world but if you wait too long to execute you're probably going to lose.

Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at May 07, 2020 01:54 PM (j42ZK)

325 291 This news is apparently real. According to ZH (I know), on the reddit CCPV survivors page, quite a few survivors have reported recurring symptoms months after 'recovering'.

This may an 'abundance of caution' thing while they wait for more data.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 07, 2020 01:45 PM (Z4rgH)

Question the timing. This thing hasn't been around for months ...

... but abundance of caution seem prudent for a while.

Posted by: Adriane the That Movie was a True Crime Critic ... at May 07, 2020 01:49 PM (LPnfS)



Yes it has. Look around, there are articles not only on reoccurring problems but long term damage to other internal organs.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 07, 2020 01:54 PM (JriyX)

326 Joe Biden is Joe Biden and I've told you I'm not going to answer any more questions about this, you homo.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at May 07, 2020 01:54 PM (sWM8x)

327 Would the current situation have been tenable before the internet?
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Two thoughts on this.
1 yes - China wasn't allowing visitors in the 70's, so yes it would be tenable before the internet.
2 again yes - if it got into the country, it would be treated by most doctors as just a nasty version of the flu and life would go on without the drama.

Posted by: BifBewalski at May 07, 2020 01:55 PM (VcFUs)

328 279....



Given how corrupt the federal government is, including all branches
of our military, why would any conservative ever volunteer to serve in
the first place?

Posted by: PacosMojo at May 07, 2020 01:50 PM (rKGBw)

some still care about this country and even the individual services themselves. Really a soldier can't pick his leaders. For sure morale was crap under Slick Willie and many advised their young to pursue other endeavors. But still, many serve because it is tradition. It is probably like NYC cops who serve under that person.

Posted by: Quint at May 07, 2020 01:55 PM (hHxp2)

329
But at least she finally became proud of her country. So there's that.
Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at May 07, 2020 01:47 PM (j42ZK)


Better your last dollar that if Mooch gets back in power, as Veep or otherwise, she'll resurrect her yummy school lunches' programs and shove those so far down the gullets of those little ungrateful public school bastards so hard that it'll make their heads spin. Count on it.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 07, 2020 01:55 PM (pNxlR)

330 BREAKING: Brandon Van Grack who heads up the Justice Department's FARA unit,
worked with Special Counsel Robert Mueller, and was a prosecutor in the
case against Michael Flynn has told the court he is withdrawing from the
Flynn case. He stated no reason for the withdrawal.

Posted by: SMOD at May 07, 2020 01:55 PM (3aI0K)

331 She acts like those pregnancies were something imposed upon her

Maybe they were. The Party ordered her to have 2.0 children as props for the Manchurian Candidate. Same as Bo the dog.

Which reminds me, whatever became of Bo the dog? Or, as a dog lover, do I not want to know?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2020 01:55 PM (eqpxU)

332
Cuz a preteen girl knows when he's sniffed her
It's the sniff of rape from Mister
Rapefinger!!!


Posted by: naturalfake at May 07, 2020 01:55 PM (CDVfT)

333 Boy, oh boy, Governor, you either mean what you say in written Executive
Orders, or you don't. Do you want small businesses closed? Then
enforce that, and penalize violators such that most owners aren't
tempted to open. Otherwise, what the hell is the point?

------------

It was obvious when the order was given, he had no intent on enforcing it. I said as much here. The phased reopening was merely political and psychological. Not my preferred choice. I would have just ripped the bandaid. Do I sort of understand? Yes. But as we no see, the problem with issuing orders you don't want enforced is that some people will use it to enforce against people. In the end, I think most Texans will not really grasp what you have grasped. Abbott will win this political muddled message.

Posted by: SH at May 07, 2020 01:56 PM (sX1BW)

334 She chose, and paid, to become pregnant.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 07, 2020 01:53 PM (k4dH2)


Has anyone ever seen Mooch pregnant?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2020 01:56 PM (ptqGC)

335 But at least she finally became proud of her country. So there's that.
Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at May 07, 2020 01:47 PM (j42ZK)


Now we just have to figure out which country she was referring to.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2020 01:56 PM (eqpxU)

336 The Thing Goes Commando?

-
Starting Lena Dunham as you've never seen her before seen her time after time before!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 07, 2020 01:56 PM (+y/Ru)

337 Yummy Killer Hornets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfdSPW-cwgM

Posted by: Christopher Robin at May 07, 2020 01:56 PM (AHq56)

338 >>Dammit Jack. Its just a resignation. I want arrests, raids, perp walks, indictments, and prosecutions.
I will also accept heads on a pike or tar and feathering.

Patience. I'm old enough to remember when the leadership of the FBI was all fired and I was told nothing else would happen. Yet there is an ongoing criminal investigation that includes all of them.

Trump is trying to restore the rule of law as quaint as that sounds, not be as corrupt as Obama.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 07, 2020 01:56 PM (ZLI7S)

339 313....

Their BS stay at home orders were wrong from the get go. It took a brave woman to make them eat their stupid edict. Good on her.

Posted by: PacosMojo at May 07, 2020 01:56 PM (rKGBw)

340 Has anyone ever seen Mooch pregnant?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2020 01:56 PM (ptqGC)

-----

How could you tell...

Posted by: fixerupper at May 07, 2020 01:56 PM (nw6Hr)

341 >>You'd think that Planned Parenthood would have the common decency to lie low on Mothers' Day.



It's been going on for years. PP has no shame, nor do their celebrity spokesmen.

https://tinyurl.com/y9cd5wpx

Posted by: Big Mike at May 07, 2020 01:56 PM (bDqIh)

342 Posted by: BifBewalski at May 07, 2020 01:55 PM (VcFUs)

I am more talking about the lockdown itself, not coronavirus. That, in a lot of ways, has become the real issue here.

I lean towards 'no' myself. I do not think people would have put up with it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2020 01:56 PM (A5zUN)

343 She acts like those pregnancies were something imposed upon her

I honestly wouldn't be surprised if they were. Part of the package: two kids

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2020 01:57 PM (KZzsI)

344 "The Texas Governor, Lt. Governor, and Attorney General are totally embarrassing themselves with the Shelley Luther situation.
"


I caught about 5 minutes of Erroriksons' show this morning and he said that Luther had committed a sin because she was not obeying the rule of law. I proceeded to curse Erick for the next 5 minutes.

Posted by: f'd, infected with disgust at May 07, 2020 01:57 PM (Tnijr)

345 Which reminds me, whatever became of Bo the dog? Or, as a dog lover, do I not want to know?
------------------
Dog Gone Gee. Old Korean recipe.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 07, 2020 01:58 PM (z3d4s)

346 I realize many of us are afraid of the Mooch getting in. I still think it is very far fetched. You have to look at it from her perspective. She is already the most admired woman in world history. What can she gain by this? You really think she want's to work that hard for America?

Posted by: Quint at May 07, 2020 01:58 PM (hHxp2)

347 How could you tell...

Her balls would swell. With milk. Er, you know, like all expectant mothers.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 07, 2020 01:58 PM (H5knJ)

348 I caught about 5 minutes of Erroriksons' show this morning and he said that Luther had committed a sin because she was not obeying the rule of law.

Erickson is one of the worst kinds of seminary students, the pharisee.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2020 01:58 PM (KZzsI)

349 For eight years, America was punished with a baby.

Posted by: BourbonChicken with a Face Colander at May 07, 2020 01:58 PM (LxTcq)

350 321 But nothing is happening.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 07, 2020 01:50 PM (ZLI7S)

Nothing is happening ... to him.

Bronze bulls, pools of eels, guillotine ... et cetera ...


But you're right. He no longer has his hands around Gen. Flynn's throat.
Posted by: Adriane the That Movie was a True Crime Critic ... at May 07, 2020 01:53 PM (LPnfS)

Yeah, no longer has his hands around Flynn's throat, he'll have his hands on his retirement check I bet.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2020 01:58 PM (NgKpN)

351 Trump is trying to restore the rule of law as quaint as that sounds, not be as corrupt as Obama.





Posted by: JackStraw at May 07, 2020 01:56 PM (ZLI7S)

That's fair. I take him at his word about restoring rule of law.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 07, 2020 01:58 PM (KnJdm)

352
286 Moochelle said that having kids cost her her dreams.

Wait! Obozo was right! Mooch was punished with a baby! Twice!


Will one of her two "burdens", seething with rage, agree to a tell-all live interview that slices Mooch to ribbons?

One can only hope.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 07, 2020 01:59 PM (pNxlR)

353 I caught about 5 minutes of Erroriksons' show this morning and he said that Luther had committed a sin because she was not obeying the rule of law.

A sin? WTF?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2020 01:59 PM (eqpxU)

354 Patience. I'm old enough to remember when the leadership of the FBI was
all fired and I was told nothing else would happen. Yet there is an
ongoing criminal investigation that includes all of them.

----------

If anything substantive (and public) happens in this term, I would be amazed. I've always expected it to really be a 2nd term thing - but you have to get things going in this term.

Posted by: SH at May 07, 2020 01:59 PM (sX1BW)

355 Boy, oh boy, Governor, you either mean what you say in written Executive Orders, or you don't. Do you want small businesses closed? Then enforce that, and penalize violators such that most owners aren't tempted to open. Otherwise, what the hell is the point?
Posted by: Gref

shut the fuck up, Karen

Posted by: x at May 07, 2020 01:59 PM (nFwvY)

356 328....

If I had kids, I'd strongly advise them to have nothing to do with the federal government regardless of whose running the WH. Because as has been made abundantly clear, the Deep State runs the show 24-7, 365.

Posted by: PacosMojo at May 07, 2020 01:59 PM (rKGBw)

357 I'm hoping that you made a typo there Diogenes.

It's Fawn...FAWN LIEBOWITZ

[[[smashes guitar on wall]]]
Posted by: browndog at May 07, 2020


Yup.
Typo.
Got all excited just thinking about it.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 07, 2020 01:59 PM (axyOa)

358 The Rule of Law is for peons only.

Posted by: f'd, infected with disgust at May 07, 2020 01:59 PM (Tnijr)

359 0 BREAKING: Brandon Van Grack who heads up the Justice Department's FARA unit, worked with Special Counsel Robert Mueller, and was a prosecutor in the case against Michael Flynn has told the court he is withdrawing from the
Flynn case. He stated no reason for the withdrawal.
_________________

He is the one who signed the statement to the court saying that there were no side agreements in the Flynn plea deal.

In fact, there was a side agreement (the agreement that DOJ would not prosecute Mike Flynn, Jr.). That was a material fact that Van Grack had an ethical obligation to inform the judge about. By lying that there were no other agreements, Van Grack committed a fraud on the court.

That's a disbarrable offense.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 07, 2020 01:59 PM (k4dH2)

360 "34 This is incoherent, even for Biden.

-------

Even in his diminished capacity, Biden knows that every person understands the rules: there are no rules for people like Joe Biden.

He clearly meant he'd reinstate the rule for people who aren't well-connected members of the Democrat Party.

Whether it's these rules, or any law passed Congress, Democrat immunity from legal penalties is the core principle of American jurisprudence, and has been for decades.

Water is wet, the sky is blue, and laws don't apply to them. It goes without saying anymore.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2020 01:15 PM (EQRLd)"




Exactly correct.

Furthermore, I am getting bored as a dog with just rehashing the latest lies, betrayals, hypocrisy or whatever villainy the demonrats are up to today, tomorrow, or any day.

Watching them go on with their criminal lives without any fear of reaping the consequences is doing bupkiss for my morale.

my 0.02, ymmv, iana?, flame away just as if i gave a fuck.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at May 07, 2020 02:00 PM (cqteU)

361

Apparently he has withdrawn from a lot of other cases as well. He's finished at DOJ.



Until a Democrat becomes president, anyway.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 07, 2020 02:00 PM (oVJmc)

362 Governor, you either mean what you say in written Executive Orders, or you don't. Do you want small businesses closed? Then enforce that, and penalize violators such that most owners aren't tempted to open.

I get your point and I agree. Choose one or the other.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2020 02:00 PM (KZzsI)

363

A sin? WTF?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2020 01:59 PM (eqpxU)

------

See..... people that dont believe in the imaginary man in the sky nor think the Bible is divinely inspired LOVE to lecture us believers on what our religion commands us to do.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 07, 2020 02:00 PM (nw6Hr)

364 Ohio needs another Jim Rhodes in the governor's mansion. DeWine is a weak sister.

Posted by: mrp at May 07, 2020 02:00 PM (Pqytn)

365 Geez, what a thing to say publicly for everyone to know and repeat. I actually feel really sorry for those kids- an infantile, out of touch, technocrat, and her husband, for parents.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2020 02:01 PM (A5zUN)

366 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2020 01:58 PM (KZzsI)
Dude should be told; "you can't out French David French."

Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at May 07, 2020 02:01 PM (kUDy4)

367 Aetius,

I think the lockdown wouldn't have survived ten minutes of exposure to the 70's. All those Vietnam veterans that got forced to go to war over Demonrat issues and proxy nation building. I can hear the resounding 'eff off' fifty years into the future from where I'm sitting. Also, lots of WW2 veterans were still around and those tough old farts didn't take shit from no one.

Posted by: BifBewalski at May 07, 2020 02:01 PM (VcFUs)

368
343 She acts like those pregnancies were something imposed upon her

I honestly wouldn't be surprised if they were. Part of the package: two kids
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2020 01:57 PM (KZzsI)


She figured that she had a Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover all lined up before those burdensome burdens came along, did she?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 07, 2020 02:01 PM (pNxlR)

369
"A sin? WTF?"

That's what I said. I guess his reasoning is Caesar gets his or something like that.

Posted by: f'd, infected with disgust at May 07, 2020 02:01 PM (Tnijr)

370 Yes it has. Look around, there are articles not only on reoccurring problems but long term damage to other internal organs.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 07, 2020 01:54 PM (JriyX)


Oct (2019) - Nov - ... -May (2020): 8 months. How is this long enough to see trends?

Also: pre-exisitng condition filter. Elderly people die after falling and breaking a hip ... young, healthy soldier types usually don't.

Those kind of differences ...

Posted by: Adriane the That Movie was a True Crime Critic ... at May 07, 2020 02:01 PM (LPnfS)

371 355 Boy, oh boy, Governor, you either mean what you say in written Executive Orders, or you don't. Do you want small businesses closed? Then enforce that, and penalize violators such that most owners aren't tempted to open. Otherwise, what the hell is the point?
Posted by: Gref

shut the fuck up, Karen

Posted by: x at May 07, 2020 01:59 PM (nFwvY)


sarcasm. please learn to recognize it.

Posted by: Gref at May 07, 2020 02:01 PM (AMIL/)

372 344...

Erickson's mom committed a sin when she gave birth to that fat filth.

Posted by: PacosMojo at May 07, 2020 02:01 PM (rKGBw)

373 "The Texas Governor, Lt. Governor, and Attorney General are totally embarrassing themselves with the Shelley Luther situation.

---------

Politically, they are riding her courageous coatails for political gain when it was their feckless plans that caused this.

And it will work. They will all benefit from it.


Posted by: SH at May 07, 2020 02:01 PM (sX1BW)

374 Apparently he has withdrawn from a lot of other cases as well. He's finished at DOJ.


Covington & Burling LLP will get a new partner.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 07, 2020 02:01 PM (LY6Ds)

375 @161

Schiff was probably coordinating with the Coup plotters and the Weisme.. er Mueller "Investigation." so there may be info about that in the doc dump.

Hence the worry.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 07, 2020 02:01 PM (s2tCz)

376 Dammit Jack. Its just a resignation. I want arrests, raids, perp walks, indictments, and prosecutions.
I will also accept heads on a pike or tar and feathering.

Posted by: SH at May 07, 2020 01:53 PM (sX1BW)

If Judge Sullivan just accepts this, it's a signal that lawyers in his court can openly perjure themselves and, when evidence of the lie is demonstrated, drop out to avoid sanctions.

I imagine Bill Barr will have something to say about that.

Posted by: trev006 at May 07, 2020 02:01 PM (A/cPG)

377 >>If anything substantive (and public) happens in this term, I would be amazed. I've always expected it to really be a 2nd term thing - but you have to get things going in this term.

Barr said right before this mess hit that he was in constant communication with Durham and he expected Durham and team to start delivering his findings in the summer based on the progress he has made. We may have a slight delay because of the Commie Crud but I take him at his word. He knows what the stakes are and he's not blind to what happens if Trump loses.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 07, 2020 02:02 PM (ZLI7S)

378 In fairness, he signed his comment "x." Literacy is probably not his strong suit.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 07, 2020 02:02 PM (H5knJ)

379 Boy, oh boy, Governor, you either mean what you say in written Executive Orders, or you don't. Do you want small businesses closed? Then enforce that, and penalize violators such that most owners aren't tempted to open. Otherwise, what the hell is the point?

Posted by: Gref at May 07, 2020 01:53 PM (AMIL/)


Abbott found himself in the Kobayashi Maru scenario. Frankly, it ain't the first time he's shot himself in the dick.

Initially, he didn't demand that golf courses be closed (a very self isolating game), but when some Karens whined that he was catering to rich White folk, he reversed himself.

And beclowned himself. May he lose in the next TX primary, and as a consolation prize we have substituted a backbone for the usual set of steak knives.

Let's see if anyone can tell the difference.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 07, 2020 02:02 PM (Z4rgH)

380 The U.S. military will not be accepting new applicants who have recovered from the CCP virus, commonly known as novel coronavirus..."during the medical history interview or examination, a history of COVID-19, confirmed by either a laboratory test or clinician diagnosis, is permanently disqualifying."

WTH?

Posted by: IrishEi at May 07, 2020 02:02 PM (sGotD)

381 Wait! Obozo was right! Mooch was punished with a baby! Twice!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 07, 2020 01:48 PM (+y/Ru)
-----------
I forgot about that one. So the origin of the sentiment came from MO.

Posted by: PennaLady at May 07, 2020 02:02 PM (8HBLI)

382 "It was a sin for Americans to rebel against the British!"
--Eric Erickson

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2020 02:02 PM (KZzsI)

383
Need a bumper sticker:

I REFUSE TO PLAY A STUPID GAME, WITH STUPID RULES, IMPOSED ON US BY STUPID PEOPLE

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 07, 2020 02:03 PM (pNxlR)

384 373 "The Texas Governor, Lt. Governor, and Attorney General are totally embarrassing themselves with the Shelley Luther situation.

---------

Politically, they are riding her courageous coatails for political gain when it was their feckless plans that caused this.

And it will work. They will all benefit from it.


Posted by: SH at May 07, 2020 02:01 PM (sX1BW)


True dat.

Posted by: Gref at May 07, 2020 02:03 PM (AMIL/)

385 I imagine Bill Barr will have something to say about that.

Posted by: trev006 at May 07, 2020 02:01 PM (A/cPG)

Bill Burr,Bob Barr,anyone at this point.

Posted by: Quint at May 07, 2020 02:03 PM (hHxp2)

386 If Judge Sullivan just accepts this, it's a signal that lawyers in his court can openly perjure themselves and, when evidence of the lie is demonstrated, drop out to avoid sanctions.

Which, I suspect, would hardly be the first time its happened. Some are more equal than others.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2020 02:03 PM (KZzsI)

387 Bill Burr,Bob Barr,anyone at this point.

Bob's Burgers.

Posted by: BifBewalski at May 07, 2020 02:04 PM (VcFUs)

388 Abbott won't stand up for Texas.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 07, 2020 02:04 PM (LY6Ds)

389 "See..... people that dont believe in the imaginary man in the sky nor
think the Bible is divinely inspired LOVE to lecture us believers on
what our religion commands us to do."

Well Errorickson professes to be a Christian. A misguided one imho.

Another thing he was bragging about was he says he paid his barber for haircuts he wasn't getting because of the shutdown. I guess he thinks we should all be paying for services we are not receiving because the Government has decided that we can't make a living for ourselves whcih make no damn sense but he is a dumbass so whatever.

Posted by: f'd, infected with disgust at May 07, 2020 02:05 PM (Tnijr)

390 373 "The Texas Governor, Lt. Governor, and Attorney
General are totally embarrassing themselves with the Shelley Luther
situation.



---------



Politically, they are riding her courageous coatails for political gain when it was their feckless plans that caused this.



And it will work. They will all benefit from it.





Posted by: SH at May 07, 2020 02:01 PM (sX1BW)





True dat.

Posted by: Gref at May 07, 2020 02:03 PM (AMIL/)

C'est Vrai. That is how you learn i guess

Posted by: Quint at May 07, 2020 02:05 PM (hHxp2)

391 383
Need a bumper sticker:

I REFUSE TO PLAY A STUPID GAME, WITH STUPID RULES, IMPOSED ON US BY STUPID PEOPLE
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 07, 2020 02:03 PM (pNxlR)

Its like a Ginger or Mary Anne question.

Fizbin? or Calvinball?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2020 02:05 PM (NgKpN)

392 That's fair. I take him at his word about restoring rule of law.

To do that you'd also have to destroy the media, as it exists today. They are the Praetorian Guard and they determine who lives and dies.

Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at May 07, 2020 02:05 PM (j42ZK)

393 It appears that Gref missed J.J.'s Morning Report.

A vision of Abbott's chair nabbing Patrick's foot as they both race to the microphone to save Ms. Luther comes to mind.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 07, 2020 02:06 PM (JriyX)

394
The U.S. military will not be accepting new applicants who have recovered from the CCP virus, commonly known as novel coronavirus..."during the medical history interview or examination, a history of COVID-19, confirmed by either a laboratory test or clinician diagnosis, is permanently disqualifying."

Do they take gays with AIDS?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 07, 2020 02:07 PM (aKsyK)

395 Didn't Michelle Obama say the same thing last year and the year before that- about having kids costing her her dreams?. I guess it's a Mother's Day tradition.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2020 02:07 PM (bW1Yb)

396 Trump is trying to restore the rule of law as quaint as that sounds, not be as corrupt as Obama.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 07, 2020 01:56 PM (ZLI7S)


Yeah, verily.

It took 2 years just to make arrests in the 8 killings in the Rhoden family massacre ...

Posted by: Adriane the That Movie was a True Crime Critic ... at May 07, 2020 02:07 PM (LPnfS)

397 Covington Burling might not be the most attractive place to head these days.

@tracybeanz

NEW: Judge issues order in the case of
@GenFlynn
- Covington and Defense must meet to work through their differences here before the judge gets involved. Also orders Covington to add them as an interested party. Getting interesting.
@SidneyPowell1

Posted by: JackStraw at May 07, 2020 02:07 PM (ZLI7S)

398 Erickson's mom committed a sin when she gave birth to that fat filth.
Posted by: PacosMojo at May 07, 2020 02:01 PM (rKGBw)

----

It's not a sin. Don't be such a prude:

https://tinyurl.com/hjgduzq

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2020 02:07 PM (EQRLd)

399 I know just enough about Texas' government to know that it doesn't work the way I expect. Is it true that the governor actually couldn't commute or pardon Luther even if he wanted to? That it had to go through the court and he could at best pressure them to act?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2020 02:08 PM (hYcqw)

400 It took 2 years just to make arrests in the 8 killings in the Rhoden family massacre

Bet it would have gone faster if they did it live on national TV while leaving a paper trail in the DOJ.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2020 02:08 PM (KZzsI)

401 Speaking of blithering idiots, Justin Trudeau just banned Black Rifle Coffee apparently either because he thinks it's an arms manufacturer or because "rifle" is a word one may not speak. Ban assault coffee!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 07, 2020 02:08 PM (+y/Ru)

402 In fact, there was a side agreement (the agreement that DOJ would not prosecute Mike Flynn, Jr.). That was a material fact that Van Grack had an ethical obligation to inform the judge about.

By lying that there were no other agreements, Van Grack committed a fraud on the court.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer


So is lying to a judge on a warrant application. Doesn't seem to mean much either.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2020 02:08 PM (W4LFA)

403 In possibly related news, Moochelle said that having kids cost her her dreams.

Mike, that just means your dreams were stupid.

Posted by: t-bird at May 07, 2020 02:08 PM (jacU8)

404 Politically, they are riding her courageous coatails for political gain when it was their feckless plans that caused this.



And it will work. They will all benefit from it.


Posted by: SH at May 07, 2020 02:01 PM



It also distracts from MEAL Team Six out in Odessa.

Posted by: Bert G, Now With A New Podcast Episode at May 07, 2020 02:09 PM (OMsf+)

405 401 Speaking of blithering idiots, Justin Trudeau just banned Black Rifle Coffee apparently either because he thinks it's an arms manufacturer or because "rifle" is a word one may not speak. Ban assault coffee!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 07, 2020 02:08 PM (+y/Ru)

He banned... coffee? What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2020 02:10 PM (A5zUN)

406 In possibly related news, Moochelle said that having kids cost her her dreams.

I'm sure the kids are thrilled to hear that.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 07, 2020 01:20 PM (ZGrMX)
+++++++++++++
Yeah, I imagine Thanksgiving might be icy.

And is this in vogue now? Like the woman at the Oscar's who loved that she got abortions so she could be a movie star when younger?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2020 02:10 PM (hYcqw)

407 Meanwhile, in Ector County, TX, LEO officials are getting mighty comfortable throwing their weight around.

Posted by: mrp at May 07, 2020 02:10 PM (Pqytn)

408 I know just enough about Texas' government to know that it doesn't work the way I expect. Is it true that the governor actually couldn't commute or pardon Luther even if he wanted to? That it had to go through the court and he could at best pressure them to act?
Posted by: Joe Mannix


Correct. Shelly Luther didn't break a state law.

She committed "contempt of court".
In other words, she pissed in the judge's Post Toasties.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2020 02:10 PM (W4LFA)

409 He banned... coffee? What a stupid time to be alive.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2020 02:10 PM (A5zUN)
++++++++++++
No, he did something far worse.

He banned speech.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2020 02:10 PM (hYcqw)

410 Greetings Horde

As an occasional lurker/commenter I'm not always up on the rules? Does the 100 comment rule mean no off- thread comments until after number 100? Can number 100 be off-thread or does it start at one hundred? What if a particular numbered comment has more than one thought/subject - does it count as one or two? Before 100 can you post an off- thread comment as long as there is an on- topic comment in the same numbered box? This is mind-numbing.....

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca is bored at work today.... at May 07, 2020 02:10 PM (K2AH7)

411 It also distracts from MEAL Team Six out in Odessa.
-----------

That won't attach to any state officials. County Sheriffs typically have a high profile in Texas. It will definitely attach to that Sheriff - but he may be fine. I don't know about Ector County. I presume he was elected with quite a bit of support.

Posted by: SH at May 07, 2020 02:11 PM (sX1BW)

412 what dreams really? She has already been First Lady and is the mot admired human in the history of this planet. Any other dream and they are going to expect results.

Posted by: Quint at May 07, 2020 02:11 PM (hHxp2)

413 Meanwhile, in Ector County, TX, LEO officials are getting mighty comfortable throwing their weight around.
Posted by: mrp


And what a lot of weight that is.
Meal Team 5.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2020 02:11 PM (W4LFA)

414 You can hear the REEEEEE all over DC.

@arappeport

Wigdor LLP, which was counsel for Christine Blasey Ford, says it is representing Biden accuser Tara Reade "Her harrowing account is credible and supported by numerous "outcry" witnesses from decades ago.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 07, 2020 02:11 PM (ZLI7S)

415 Greetings Horde

As an occasional lurker/commenter I'm not always up on the rules? Does the 100 comment rule mean no off- thread comments until after number 100? Can number 100 be off-thread or does it start at one hundred? What if a particular numbered comment has more than one thought/subject - does it count as one or two? Before 100 can you post an off- thread comment as long as there is an on- topic comment in the same numbered box? This is mind-numbing.....

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca is bored at work today.... at May 07, 2020 02:10 PM (K2AH7)

-------

STOP ASKING HARD QUESTIONS.

You need to ask the Dildo.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 07, 2020 02:11 PM (nw6Hr)

416 407 Meanwhile, in Ector County, TX, LEO officials are getting mighty comfortable throwing their weight around.
Posted by: mrp at May 07, 2020 02:10 PM (Pqytn)

Body positivity!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2020 02:11 PM (A5zUN)

417 The Morning Report

STRUGGLE FOR LOCKDOWN LIBERATION
Gov. Abbott Calls for Immediate Release of Jailed Dallas Salon Owner
...
TX Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick to Pay $7,000 Fine of Arrested Salon Owner, Offers to Serve Her Jail Sentence So She Can Work

Posted by: Braenyard at May 07, 2020 02:12 PM (JriyX)

418 So is lying to a judge on a warrant application. Doesn't seem to mean much either.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2020 02:08 PM (W4LFA)

===========================
What are the odds that Van Grack keeps his pension and gets his annual bonus?

Posted by: mrp at May 07, 2020 02:12 PM (Pqytn)

419 Which way do you go?

You have ten minutes. Show your work.


**********

Use the sign to patch the hole in the SS Minnow and sail back to civilization.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 07, 2020 02:12 PM (Fc5rx)

420 Oy.

Lunch.

Posted by: Adriane the That Movie was a True Crime Critic ... at May 07, 2020 02:12 PM (LPnfS)

421 As an occasional lurker/commenter I'm not always up on the rules? Does the 100 comment rule mean no off- thread comments until after number 100? Can number 100 be off-thread or does it start at one hundred? What if a particular numbered comment has more than one thought/subject - does it count as one or two? Before 100 can you post an off- thread comment as long as there is an on- topic comment in the same numbered box? This is mind-numbing.....
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca is bored at work today.... at May 07, 2020 02:10 PM (K2AH7)
~~~~~

The more confused you are, the better. It's a feature, not a bug!

Posted by: IrishEi at May 07, 2020 02:12 PM (sGotD)

422 Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca is bored at work today.... at May 07, 2020 02:10 PM (K2AH7)
+++++++++++++++
Don't read so much nuance into it. It's far simpler than you're making out. On non-Ace threads (the rant, art thread, most weekend threads, openblogger threads, etc.) just don't go off-topic for 100 comments. Discuss the content of the post for at least that long.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2020 02:13 PM (hYcqw)

423 Brandon Van Grack was removed from the Flynn prosecution today after it was revealed he lied under oath to Judge Sullivan, covered up evidence, and may have committed other crimes.

Posted by: SMOD at May 07, 2020 02:13 PM (3aI0K)

424
At Breitbart:
Former Google CEO Eric Schmidt Tapped to 'Reimagine' New York State Post-Pandemic


I'm imagining that "Don't be Evil" will not be one of the guiding "reimaginings".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 07, 2020 02:13 PM (pNxlR)

425 Has anyone ever seen Mooch pregnant?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2020 01:56 PM (ptqGC)


Well, there no pictures of those happy events on the internets.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 07, 2020 02:13 PM (Z4rgH)

426 efore 100 can you post an off- thread comment as long as there is an on- topic comment in the same numbered box? This is mind-numbing.....


All threads become open threads at 100, and Gun Threads at 200.

Those who disagree suck cock by choice.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 07, 2020 02:13 PM (LY6Ds)

427 Greetings Horde

As an occasional lurker/commenter I'm not always up on the rules? Does the 100 comment rule mean no off- thread comments until after number 100? Can number 100 be off-thread or does it start at one hundred? What if a particular numbered comment has more than one thought/subject - does it count as one or two? Before 100 can you post an off- thread comment as long as there is an on- topic comment in the same numbered box? This is mind-numbing.....

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca


After 100 on the specialty threads. Art. Movies. Gardening. Book. Food. Guns. (Why you would go OT on a gun thread is beyond me)

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2020 02:13 PM (W4LFA)

428 Meanwhile, in Ector County, TX, LEO officials are getting mighty comfortable throwing their weight around.

Posted by: mrp at May 07, 2020 02:10 PM (Pqytn)


It's actually a cost savings measure. With all that fat they don't need to buy body armor. They're actually doing the taxpayers a service, you ingrate!


Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at May 07, 2020 02:13 PM (j42ZK)

429 Just got here, so I'm sure it's been said already... "Biden said..."

Yeah, I don't believe that. Unless I see/hear Alzheimer Joe mouthing the words himself, and even then I'm going to need some proof the video/audio wasn't doctored, I'm going to just assume this is his campaign talking.

Joe is probably spending most of his mental energy these days controlling his bowels and drool ducts.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 07, 2020 02:13 PM (hku12)

430 my head hurts

Posted by: Quint at May 07, 2020 02:14 PM (hHxp2)

431 On Monday, Louie Gohmert told David Webb not to expect any indictments from Durham's investigation. The reason? Durham's unwilling to "affect the November elections". I kid you not.

Posted by: PacosMojo at May 07, 2020 02:14 PM (rKGBw)

432 It also distracts from MEAL Team Six out in Odessa.

Posted by: Bert G, Now With A New Podcast Episode at May 07, 2020 02:09 PM (OMsf+)


How many felonies did they commit?

Posted by: Braenyard at May 07, 2020 02:14 PM (JriyX)

433 Also orders Covington to add them as an interested party. Getting interesting.
@SidneyPowell1
Posted by: JackStraw at May 07, 2020 02:07 PM (ZLI7S)


Question about the "add them" part. Not trying to be funny (this time), but who is them?

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 07, 2020 02:14 PM (olsDL)

434
Meanwhile, in Ector County, TX, LEO officials are getting mighty comfortable throwing their weight around.
Posted by: mrp at May 07, 2020 02:10 PM (Pqytn)







The Thin Blue Buffet Line

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 07, 2020 02:14 PM (EGyGV)

435 All threads become open threads at 100, and Gun Threads at 200.

Those who disagree suck cock by choice.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May



why does the gun thread need the short bus exception?

Posted by: not so at May 07, 2020 02:14 PM (HALdu)

436 At Breitbart:
Former Google CEO Eric Schmidt Tapped to 'Reimagine' New York State Post-Pandemic

I'm imagining that "Don't be Evil" will not be one of the guiding "reimaginings".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 07, 2020 02:13 PM (pNxlR)
++++++++++++++++
:: channels his inner technocrat elitist ::
It will involve special relaxed rules for the elites, public subsidy of pet projects, aggressive speech codes and vicious enforcement of technocrat edicts.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2020 02:14 PM (hYcqw)

437 You need to ask the Dildo.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 07, 2020 02:11 PM (nw6Hr)

Now he's going to have to ask. "Why are people asking questions of a dildo?"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2020 02:14 PM (bW1Yb)

438 Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca is bored at work today.... at May 07, 2020 02:10 PM (K2AH7)

Ok, cobs may vary from one to one, but here is what I have pieced together from what ace threw out there several weeks ago:

1) ace does not require a 100 comment rule on HIS posts.

2) However, for the co-bloggers on all their posts, he requests that everyone maintain a 100 comment on topic rule.

That is pretty much it. You can tell who posted something at the very end of the post down by the comments link.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2020 02:14 PM (A5zUN)

439 401 Speaking of blithering idiots, Justin Trudeau just banned Black Rifle Coffee apparently either because he thinks it's an arms manufacturer or because "rifle" is a word one may not speak. Ban assault coffee!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 07, 2020 02:08 PM (+y/Ru)


dumb ass.
I just ordered another big case of k cups.
love their coffee

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 07, 2020 02:15 PM (d7Ww2)

440 Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca is bored at work today.... at May 07, 2020 02:10 PM (K2AH7)

It's more like guidelines, really.


Ace don't care.


Some cobs do, and for non-Ace threads, it is best to keep on topic, especially when specifically asked.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 07, 2020 02:15 PM (KnJdm)

441 Wigdor LLP, which was counsel for Christine Blasey Ford, says it is representing Biden accuser Tara Reade "Her harrowing account is credible and supported by numerous "outcry" witnesses from decades ago.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 07, 2020 02:11 PM (ZLI7S)
~~~~~

Hahahaha. Reade is a dem operative. She's getting boo koo bucks for this. I'm convinced.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 07, 2020 02:15 PM (sGotD)

442 The Morning Report

STRUGGLE FOR LOCKDOWN LIBERATION
Gov. Abbott Calls for Immediate Release of Jailed Dallas Salon Owner
...
TX Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick to Pay $7,000 Fine of Arrested Salon Owner, Offers to Serve Her Jail Sentence So She Can Work

Posted by: Braenyard



The Supreme Court of Texas said to release her.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2020 02:15 PM (W4LFA)

443 Now he's going to have to ask. "Why are people asking questions of a dildo?"

'Cause they're dicks!

Posted by: Just Sayin at May 07, 2020 02:15 PM (d6DSt)

444 >>On Monday, Louie Gohmert told David Webb not to expect any indictments from Durham's investigation. The reason? Durham's unwilling to "affect the November elections". I kid you not.

And Barr said a couple weeks ago that since there is nobody running who is currently under investigation that argument is a non-starter. Durham works for Barr.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 07, 2020 02:15 PM (ZLI7S)

445 why does the gun thread need the short bus exception?

Posted by: not so at May 07, 2020 02:14 PM (HALdu)

Because we are armed.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 07, 2020 02:15 PM (KnJdm)

446 The 100 comment rule states that you must wait until over 100 to copy and paste the entire thread into the Comments box and hit "Post".

Prior to 100 it's just not worth the comedic value.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 07, 2020 02:15 PM (Fc5rx)

447 Da NOOD is now accepting comments.....

Posted by: JT at May 07, 2020 02:16 PM (arJlL)

448 As an occasional lurker/commenter I'm not always up on the rules? Does the 100 comment rule mean no off- thread comments until after number 100?


No.

It means that the first time you comment, you must comment 100 times on that thread or be banned for life.


The Laws of Ace are tough but fair.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 07, 2020 02:16 PM (CDVfT)

449 Speaking of blithering idiots, Justin Trudeau just banned Black Rifle Coffee apparently either because he thinks it's an arms manufacturer or because "rifle" is a word one may not speak. Ban assault coffee!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler

LOL! We are living in a world where it is impossible for satire to exist.

Posted by: Biergood at May 07, 2020 02:16 PM (FQWHA)

450 Now he's going to have to ask. "Why are people asking questions of a dildo?"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2020 02:14 PM (bW1Yb)

*turns on spot light and shines it in the dildo's... face?*

Look pal, don't make this more difficult than it has to be. Just tell us what we need to know.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2020 02:16 PM (A5zUN)

451 Gnu'd Read.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 07, 2020 02:16 PM (iuFgi)

452 444...

You drink the Kool Aid by the keg full! What a fool.

Posted by: PacosMojo at May 07, 2020 02:17 PM (rKGBw)

453 why does the gun thread need the short bus exception?

Posted by: not so at May 07, 2020 02:14 PM (HALdu)

because if you don't like talking guns, we wonder about you.

Posted by: Quint at May 07, 2020 02:17 PM (hHxp2)

454 The whole underlying basis for the contempt ruling was Abbott's order. His performance in his is a bit like the kid who murders his parents and then pleads for mercy on account of his orphanhood. Abbott caused this whole mess. When you've got multiple blue urban jurisdictions and you issue an order like Abbott's this outcome is entirely foreseeable.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 07, 2020 02:17 PM (H5knJ)

455 Use the sign to patch the hole in the SS Minnow and sail back to civilization

Use the sign to patch the SS Minnow and send Skipper, the Professor, Gilligan, and Mr Howell to civilization to send back rescue.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2020 02:17 PM (KZzsI)

456 You need to ask the Dildo.
Posted by: fixerupper


Wait? Dildo is the moose out front?

WTFF?

Posted by: BifBewalski at May 07, 2020 02:17 PM (VcFUs)

457 The drums have stopped!

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 07, 2020 02:17 PM (LY6Ds)

458 "Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca is bored at work today."

Just go ahead and say whatever you've got to say and throw in something like "Nice picture, I like the way the artist held his brush."

Posted by: f'd, infected with disgust at May 07, 2020 02:17 PM (Tnijr)

459 >>Question about the "add them" part. Not trying to be funny (this time), but who is them?

Yea, that tweet is a little misleading. Sullivan ordered that Covington be added.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 07, 2020 02:17 PM (ZLI7S)

460 That won't attach to any state officials.


Posted by: SH at May 07, 2020 02:11 PM


Sure it will, just by virtue of being in that state, especially for Abbott. He's going to catch hell if he comments on that specific incident either way, so he won't say anything. The hair salon issue distracts from Odessa precisely because he can and has spoken out loudly about letting the salon owner go.

Posted by: Bert G, Now With A New Podcast Episode at May 07, 2020 02:17 PM (OMsf+)

461 437 You need to ask the Dildo.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 07, 2020 02:11 PM (nw6Hr)


Don't mess with the Art Thread.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 07, 2020 02:18 PM (JriyX)

462 Look pal, don't make this more difficult than it has to be. Just tell us what we need to know.

That argument never made sense to me. "Let me get this straight. You want me to talk... because it makes your job easier? And you think that's a compelling argument?"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2020 02:18 PM (KZzsI)

463 Hmmmm.....I seem to have stirred things up a bit..

Time to go back to staring at equations on the whiteboard....(RU/21) QT Pi....

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca is bored at work today.... at May 07, 2020 02:19 PM (K2AH7)

464
Does the 100 comment rule mean no off- thread comments until after number 100?


It's not so much a rule as a "suggestion".

COBs who are into its enforcement love shooting down transgressors of the unwritten law -- it's like a skeet shoot for them.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 07, 2020 02:19 PM (pNxlR)

465 Yea, that tweet is a little misleading. Sullivan ordered that Covington be added.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 07, 2020 02:17 PM (ZLI7S)


Thanks, and you are right on the misleading part.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 07, 2020 02:19 PM (olsDL)

466 That argument never made sense to me. "Let me get this straight. You want me to talk... because it makes your job easier? And you think that's a compelling argument?"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2020 02:18 PM (KZzsI)

Wise guy, eh? Joe, go get the rubber hose.

Posted by: Noir Aetius451AD at May 07, 2020 02:19 PM (A5zUN)

467 So is lying to a judge on a warrant application. Doesn't seem to mean much either.
__________

Yep.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 07, 2020 02:20 PM (k4dH2)

468 This is mind-numbing.....

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca



**********

It ultimately doesn't matter because nobody is going to read your comment anyway.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 07, 2020 02:20 PM (Fc5rx)

469 Just Trudon't. Justin bans Black Rifle link.

https://bit.ly/3b7ZHM8

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 07, 2020 02:21 PM (+y/Ru)

470 It ultimately doesn't matter because nobody is going to read your comment anyway.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 07, 2020 02:20 PM (Fc5rx)

Muldoon, you are an ass. Lol.

Posted by: Noir Aetius451AD at May 07, 2020 02:21 PM (A5zUN)

471 that is what happens to me. I know they are gold but people don't read them.

Posted by: Quint at May 07, 2020 02:21 PM (hHxp2)

472 468 Thank you Muldoon. My mind rests easy. My heart...not so much...

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca is bored at work today.... at May 07, 2020 02:24 PM (K2AH7)

473 471 that is what happens to me. I know they are gold but people don't read them.

I read your comment, and it change my life.

Posted by: iandeal at May 07, 2020 02:24 PM (vgGyZ)

474 Which reminds me, whatever became of Bo the dog? Or, as a dog lover, do I not want to know?

------------------

Dog Gone Gee. Old Korean recipe.


From "The Deplorable Gourmet"? Can't find it. May have a counterfeit copy.

Posted by: Socialy Distant at May 07, 2020 02:25 PM (HfMsJ)

475 I hear you, but timing is critical. Once we get within a few months of the election, anything Barr and Durham do will be "nothing but politics". And if Trump loses then it's game over.


You can have the best battle plan in the world but if you wait too long to execute you're probably going to lose.
Posted by: LGoPs the former bo
******
Absolutely no self awareness!! if they did it now it would be political, if they did it 6 months ago SAME SHIT!!

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 07, 2020 02:25 PM (Lrula)

476 What does Joe Pientka, the mystery FBI agent at the center of the Flynn and Carter Page cases have on other DOJ/FBI officials, that he, with the help of his lawyer wife, has been able to relocate to California and keep Congress at bay ?

Posted by: SMOD at May 07, 2020 02:26 PM (3aI0K)

477 423 Brandon Van Grack was removed from the Flynn prosecution today after it was revealed he lied under oath to Judge Sullivan, covered up evidence, and may have committed other crimes.
Posted by: SMOD at May 07, 2020 02:13 PM (3aI0K)

This sounds...almost flaming skullworthy.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 07, 2020 02:26 PM (iuFgi)

478 131 There is an island. On this island are two tribes:

Former Delaware Senators,
and
Former Vice Presidents.

Former Delaware Senators always tell the truth.

Former Vice Presidents always tell lies.

There is no way to tell the two tribes apart just from looking at them.

You wash up on the island on your jerry-built raft, and you want to find anyone to help get back to civilization. You take the only path into the jungle and you come to a sign at a fork on the path.

The sign has an arrow pointing down one path with the words, "Village of Former Delaware Senators This Way." Next to it is an arrow pointing down the other path, with the words, "Village of Former Vice Presidents this way."

Underneath the official printing is some graffiti. One scrawl says, "This sign was painted by a Former Vice President. Don't believe it!" Underneath that graffiti is another scrawl that says, "The graffiti above was written by a Former Delaware Senator. Believe it! However, this sentence was not written by a Former Delaware Senator."

Which way do you go?

You have ten minutes. Show your work.
Posted by: zombie at May 07, 2020 01:28 PM (N9G0H)
%%%%%%%

Nuke if from orbit, its the only way to be sure.

Posted by: Pissed off Patriot at May 07, 2020 02:27 PM (JNTt1)

479 52 I'd vote for Biden even if I died choking on his cock.
Posted by: Chris Hayes

So I assume you'd have no problem at all if he stuck two fingers in your pussy. Again.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at May 07, 2020 02:27 PM (kfcYC)

480 >>> 426 efore 100 can you post an off- thread comment as long as there is an on- topic comment in the same numbered box? This is mind-numbing.....


All threads become open threads at 100, and Gun Threads at 200.

Those who disagree suck cock by choice.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 07, 2020 02:13 PM (LY6Ds)

No mention of boobs? Who are you people??

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 07, 2020 02:28 PM (0ReGO)

481
In our family, serving has been a tradition since the Revolutionary War.

We span all the Services, and the enlistments range from one and done to a career. Even through the bad times because things ALWAYS change and competent personnel are needed lest we fall back into the same situations.

So with our (on the large side) clan I don't foresee any change.

Posted by: irongrampa at May 07, 2020 02:29 PM (KATBx)

482 78 In possibly related news, Moochelle said that having kids cost her her dreams.

I'm sure the kids are thrilled to hear that.
Posted by: Ian S.

What about her dream to marry a gayboy?

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at May 07, 2020 02:31 PM (kfcYC)

483 354
Patience. I'm old enough to remember when the leadership of the FBI was

all fired and I was told nothing else would happen. Yet there is an

ongoing criminal investigation that includes all of them.

----------

If
anything substantive (and public) happens in this term, I would be
amazed. I've always expected it to really be a 2nd term thing - but you
have to get things going in this term.




Posted by: SH at May 07, 2020 01:59 PM (sX1BW)

Two terms! Weeks! dollars or something

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 07, 2020 02:31 PM (e7uZP)

484 Julie Pace
@jpaceDC
BREAKING......WASHINGTON (AP)-Justice Department is dropping criminal case against ex-Trump adviser Flynn, according to court filing obtained by AP.
1:27 PM - May 7, 2020


Nothing is happening.

Posted by: filbert at May 07, 2020 02:32 PM (NiXyF)

485 125 I believe all of 'em except the ones that say "No!" Can't trust those types.
Posted by: Joe Biden

Given Tara liked, admired and respected him, Biden could have treated her properly, and had her blowing him under his desk for the next five years; but it's not in his nature to treat women right. His behavior of sniffing and grabbing shoulders and 'nice rack' comments is pure misogynist aggression.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at May 07, 2020 02:46 PM (kfcYC)

486 Democrats beleive all woman except for Conservative Woman They listened to Anita Hill all the time

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at May 07, 2020 04:41 PM (FLiOE)

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