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"Waitress Sandwich" Sex Assault Survivor: Why On Earth Has Joe Biden Made Chris Dodd, The Man Who Publicly Violated Me, the Head of his VP Search Committee?
A Massachusetts woman who accused former Sen. Chris Dodd of sexually assaulting her after a booze-fueled dinner in 1985 is speaking out, saying she can’t understand why the Biden campaign tapped him to lead their vice presidential search. ... In a lengthy phone conversation with The Post on Tuesday, Dodd’s accuser, Carla Gaviglio, now 59, said she was stunned that the Biden campaign chose the retired lawmaker, 75, when the incident between them had been in the media for decades. "I have no idea if Biden has done this, I don’t think any of us do, but I certainly know what the senaton's done and I don’t know what they’re thinking, choosing someone like that," she said, referring to the allegations that Biden assaulted former staffer Tara Reade in 1993.Next Up: Nancy Pelosi tells us this doesn't matter because Chris Dodd is Chris Dodd. Meanwhile, a new poll finds that 28% of Democrats want Biden swapped out for someone 10% less rapish.
. The POLITICO/Morning Consult poll released Tuesday shows that more than a third of voters believe Democrats should abandon Biden as their nominee over the recent claims from the former Senate aide that date back to the early 1990s.Note that over a third of all voters want Biden replaced, contrasted with 28% of Democrats. I wonder how this happened? Republicans know more about the charges than Democrats or Independents. Almost as if the liberal media those two groups rely on kept the story from them.
The survey -- conducted in the days after Biden appeared on MSNBC's "Morning Joe" on Friday to personally deny the charges for the first time -- found 28 percent of Democrats "definitely" or "probably" favor replacing Biden with another nominee to take on President Donald Trump in November.
In the survey, which was conducted Saturday and Sunday, nearly 2-in-3 voters, 64 percent, said they had heard "a lot" or "some" about Reade's allegations against the then-Delaware senator. Republicans (70 percent) were more likely to say they've heard about the allegations than Democrats (62 percent) and independents (60 percent).
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: nurse ratched at May 06, 2020 06:19 PM (d7Ww2)
"I believe in G-d and Senator Dodd and I'm working in a mayonnaise plant!"
Spread it, Carla!
- - Teddy K.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 06:19 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2020 06:20 PM (H2ofG)
Posted by: Creepy Pervy Uncle Joe at May 06, 2020 06:20 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Chris Doddering Fool at May 06, 2020 06:21 PM (H5knJ)
We've replaced their usual brunette waitress with a ginger bartender between Chris Dodd and Teddy Kennedy. Let's see if they notice...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 06:21 PM (s2VJv)
At first I thought it read Carla Gugino. She's crazy stupid hot.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 06, 2020 06:21 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2020 06:21 PM (H2ofG)
Posted by: jsg at May 06, 2020 06:21 PM (ui+1A)
Posted by: Feminists at May 06, 2020 06:22 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 06, 2020 06:19 PM (d7Ww2)
I say that when I walk into work now.
Posted by: jsg at May 06, 2020 06:22 PM (ui+1A)
Posted by: Chris Doddering Fool at May 06, 2020 06:21 PM (H5knJ)
"Smell my hand!"
- - Don Small Bitter Fruit
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 06:22 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 06, 2020 06:22 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 06, 2020 06:23 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 06, 2020 06:23 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2020 06:21 PM (H2ofG)
Taken from Robyn Byrd's immortal "Baby Let Me Bang Your Box."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 06:23 PM (s2VJv)
Is it unlimited with the platinum package?
I imagine it's all outlined in the brochure.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 06, 2020 06:23 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2020 06:23 PM (H2ofG)
Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2020 06:23 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: George Costanza at May 06, 2020 06:23 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 06, 2020 06:23 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: jsg at May 06, 2020 06:23 PM (ui+1A)
With the media megaphone, I'd guess it was higher
Posted by: Bill Cosby at May 06, 2020 06:24 PM (s4lYG)
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at May 06, 2020 06:24 PM (JY8Ei)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 06, 2020 06:23 PM (85Gof)
That was Andrew Out the Ying Yang's doing. DNC must be pissed as hell at him. Gives Bernie a platform but also puts a big hole in the vote by mail argument.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 06:24 PM (s2VJv)
I hope Carla was an early "walk away" from voting Democrat if she ever did
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2020 06:24 PM (bW1Yb)
Posted by: garrett at May 06, 2020 06:24 PM (LNK7C)
Tiresome troll.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 06:24 PM (s2VJv)
Here’s the quick-and-dirty: find a convicted felon and get him to put up two-thirds of the purchase price, then 8 years later – when the value of comparable real estate has quadrupled – buy him out at around the same amount he bought in for.
Voila! Before you know it, you own an Irish ‘cottage’ worth about a million dollars, but whose value you claim on ethics forms is as little as $100,000! The Wall Street Journal reported on the specifics"
Posted by: Miklos O'Molnar at May 06, 2020 06:24 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Vice President Tank Abrams at May 06, 2020 06:24 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: navybrat, hot house orchid at May 06, 2020 06:24 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Joey Biden at May 06, 2020 06:25 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2020 06:25 PM (H2ofG)
Posted by: Feminists at May 06, 2020 06:25 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Green Chili fan at May 06, 2020 06:25 PM (xkSJa)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 06, 2020 06:25 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: George Costanza at May 06, 2020 06:25 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 06, 2020 06:26 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 06, 2020 06:26 PM (d7Ww2)
He isn't the only one. It sure sounds a lot like Clinton taking a woman back to his hotel room dropping his pants and telling her to get busy. Dodd thinking him and Kennedy could make a waitress sandwich in a public restaurant. You getting a theme here? What would give these men the idea that they could walk up to a woman and just initiate sex without even a cold open. Could it be things like Lolita Island have given them this idea?
Posted by: DFCtomm at May 06, 2020 06:26 PM (50gG9)
Is it unlimited with the platinum package?
I imagine it's all outlined in the brochure.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 06, 2020 06:23 PM (Uu+Jp)
I think it's unlimited. The morning rant had a pic from Twitter that said she didn't care if Biden raped 100 women at gunpoint, she was still voting for him.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 06, 2020 06:26 PM (Ez6QX)
Isn't that just putting blush on your hand before fapping?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Green Chili fan at May 06, 2020 06:25 PM (xkSJa)
Making your hand to look like Senor Wences' mouth...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 06:26 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: jsg at May 06, 2020 06:27 PM (ui+1A)
I wonder how this happened? Republicans know more about the charges than Democrats or Independents.
Almost as if the liberal media those two groups rely on kept the story from them.
========================
First they rehabilitate Reagan. Then Barry declares that Lincoln was a Democrat. Now, W. ain't such a bad guy, for a gun-slinging monkey (see the dust cover of Maureen Dowd's book). Dems are always the last idiots to know. I need more beer.
Posted by: mrp at May 06, 2020 06:27 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at May 06, 2020 06:27 PM (JY8Ei)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
That was Doug Clark and the Hot Nuts.
Originally, anyhow.
Posted by: Miklos, who drinks and knows things (Happy Hour Lamp is LIT) at May 06, 2020 06:27 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 06, 2020 06:27 PM (sWM8x)
Is it unlimited with the platinum package?
I imagine it's all outlined in the brochure.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 06, 2020 06:23 PM (Uu+Jp)
I think it's unlimited. The morning rant had a pic from Twitter that said she didn't care if Biden raped 100 women at gunpoint, she was still voting for him.
=====
One said they didn't care if he raped their own kids.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 06, 2020 06:27 PM (iydjf)
It is almost like the person making the decisions is trying to purposely sabotage the Biden Team?
Posted by: rd at May 06, 2020 06:27 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 06, 2020 06:28 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
That was Doug Clark and the Hot Nuts.
Originally, anyhow.
Posted by: Miklos, who drinks and knows things (Happy Hour Lamp is LIT) at May 06, 2020 06:27 PM (QzkSJ)
Robyn Byrd was a cable access porn sensation in NYC back in the 80s/90s.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 06:28 PM (s2VJv)
How life as a working stiff?
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 06, 2020 06:26 PM (d7Ww2)
Hello nurse!
Heh heh. "Working stiff." Heh heh heh.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 06, 2020 06:28 PM (NWiLs)
_____________
"Owing to our shared love of ice cream sandwiches, I fully support Chris Dodd."
Posted by: ShainS, COVID-1984 survivor at May 06, 2020 06:28 PM (JH02H)
I think it's unlimited. The morning rant had a pic from Twitter that said she didn't care if Biden raped 100 women at gunpoint, she was still voting for him.
=====
One said they didn't care if he raped their own kids.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 06, 2020 06:27 PM (iydjf)
I would merely say Democrat rank and file voters.
Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2020 06:29 PM (bCLt0)
"Do you like your sandwich with or without mayonnaise?"
Posted by: dantesed at May 06, 2020 06:29 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: Sundown Joe Biden at May 06, 2020 06:29 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: jsg at May 06, 2020 06:23 PM (ui+1A)
..........
It has no meat, only cheese.
Posted by: wth at May 06, 2020 06:29 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 06, 2020 06:29 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Regular joe at May 06, 2020 06:29 PM (L9P9s)
Posted by: Miklos, diag-agnostic at May 06, 2020 06:29 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Sundown Joe Biden at May 06, 2020 06:29 PM (NVYyb)
It's on Bleecker Street. But point taken.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 06:29 PM (s2VJv)
Democrats get three free assaults.
Posted by: jsg at May 06, 2020 06:27 PM (ui+1A)
You go to the DNC convention, and they got these chicks walking around with a bunch of vaginas and a "FREE, Take One" sign.
I don't see what the problem is.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 06, 2020 06:30 PM (KnJdm)
The Dem Senate Rape culture that made Joe Biden:
https://tinyurl.com/ydz7sg68
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2020 06:30 PM (bW1Yb)
You know who you are
Posted by: willow at May 06, 2020 06:30 PM (CaD9A)
Posted by: Bob Filner at May 06, 2020 06:30 PM (ui+1A)
Posted by: Sundown Joe Biden at May 06, 2020 06:29 PM (NVYyb)
It's on Bleecker Street. But point taken.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 06:29 PM (s2VJv)
There's no bleaker street than one with a Planned Parenthood.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 06, 2020 06:30 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: garrett
I was told that that is a myth.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 06, 2020 06:30 PM (KnJdm)
Yeah, and Ted Bundy was Ted Bundy.
What's her point?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2020 06:30 PM (hGXZE)
Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2020 06:31 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: DBCooper at May 06, 2020 06:31 PM (y1Mvi)
One said they didn't care if he raped their own kids.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 06, 2020 06:27 PM (iydjf)
Well, obviously. Look at how many child rapes Epstein and his fellow motherless elites committed. These people don't even deserve a hanging. Let them have steel. Or better yet, teeth.
Posted by: trev006 at May 06, 2020 06:31 PM (0HpOW)
Posted by: garrett
I was told that that is a myth.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 06, 2020 06:30 PM (KnJdm)
We've replaced Joe's usual prepubescent joy buzzer with the scarred nob of Bro-Fo Omar. Let's see if he notices...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 06:31 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Joe Mama at May 06, 2020 06:32 PM (Y7v+0)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
The song is from the late 60's.
Maybe they let her have her way with it.
Posted by: Miklos, reminded that I bought oysters at May 06, 2020 06:32 PM (QzkSJ)
Is it unlimited with the platinum package?
I imagine it's all outlined in the brochure.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 06, 2020 06:23 PM (Uu+Jp)
I think it's unlimited. The morning rant had a pic from Twitter that said she didn't care if Biden raped 100 women at gunpoint, she was still voting for him.
=====
One said they didn't care if he raped their own kids.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 06, 2020 06:27 PM (iydjf)
----
Sick and Sad.
These sheltered mindless hate filled (#%*?!) have never been threatened, beaten, or sexually assaulted personally. If they had ever been raped, they would never, ever say such a horrific thing.
Posted by: rd at May 06, 2020 06:32 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: Stacy Abrams at May 06, 2020 06:32 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: An Exasperated Biden at May 06, 2020 06:32 PM (3NZZg)
61 56 I could violently rape Tara Read in front of Planned Parenthood right on Fifth Avenue and not lose the media vote!
Posted by: Sundown Joe Biden at May 06, 2020 06:29 PM (NVYyb)
It's on Bleecker Street. But point taken.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 06:29 PM (s2VJv)
There's no bleaker street than one with a Planned Parenthood.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 06, 2020 06:30 PM (NWiLs)
============
New book title idea in there somewhere....
Posted by: Charles Dickens at May 06, 2020 06:32 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
The song is from the late 60's.
Maybe they let her have her way with it.
Posted by: Miklos, reminded that I bought oysters at May 06, 2020 06:32 PM (QzkSJ)
Look it up. Semi-NSFW.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 06:32 PM (s2VJv)
If you asked in 2016, at least a third of R's hated the idea of Trump as nominee, so not only is 28% low, the rest are likely bernie bros.
And why the hell would R's give a shit if the D's have a crap candidate, unless they're hoping for a D win that doesn't look and taste like a shit sandwich
Posted by: Depression era pricing, today's quality at May 06, 2020 06:32 PM (z79tQ)
Only 12% of Republicans said he should drop out, with over 80%of all voters having heard it or about it
And that's with 16 pussy Republican senators making a big show of un-endorsing him.
And all the dick smokers in the House who did the same
12% with a full court press by the media and NeverTrump that Trump should drop out
How many Dems are saying Joe should go grope retirement?
Posted by: Bill Cosby at May 06, 2020 06:32 PM (s4lYG)
Which is why we should sneer every time the say they 'care'.
Posted by: willow at May 06, 2020 06:32 PM (CaD9A)
Posted by: choogle at May 06, 2020 06:32 PM (wzbcg)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 06, 2020 06:32 PM (85Gof)
___________
[CHASER:] They were unable to find anybody who qualified.
Posted by: ShainS, COVID-1984 survivor at May 06, 2020 06:32 PM (JH02H)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 06:31 PM (s2VJv)
I denounce myself.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 06, 2020 06:33 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
omfg,
through the nose, tea.
ouch
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 06, 2020 06:33 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: RBG at May 06, 2020 06:33 PM (ui+1A)
Posted by: navybrat, hot house orchid at May 06, 2020 06:24 PM
The Paolo, he is the Sriracha between the two waitresses.
Posted by: Paolo at May 06, 2020 06:33 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: Miklos, off the menu at May 06, 2020 06:33 PM (QzkSJ)
A quick excursion ot, because I love you mutants:
Das Boot. Free on Movieland TV (Roku). Directors Cut, 3 hrs 19 m. Dubbed in English.
Uhm, looks like a DVD version, acceptable on a 32" screen, but a big screen might be unwatchable. Or I've got net congestion.
Enjoy the best submarine movie EVER!!
Posted by: Gooshy at May 06, 2020 06:34 PM (6jwo4)
Posted by: runner at May 06, 2020 06:34 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Steve Perry at May 06, 2020 06:34 PM (DIosY)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2020 06:34 PM (KZzsI)
It's also why Biden won't be replaced despite my suspicions to the contrary. China has spread a lot of money around to acquire about two-thirds of elected Democrats and one-third of elected Republicans.
"There will be no sandwiching in my White House!
Posted by: Vice President Tank Abrams at May 06, 2020 06:24 PM (NVYyb)"
The smart money would be on constant sandwiching.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 06, 2020 06:35 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: Mallamutt, The State of Illinois says I am essential. at May 06, 2020 06:35 PM (iGB4T)
Posted by: runner at May 06, 2020 06:34 PM (zr5Kq)
The debates should be must-see TV.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 06:35 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Al-Gore, Arab money is the best money at May 06, 2020 06:35 PM (NVYyb)
"Help us Joey-Grope Biden, you're our only hope!"
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Go Nuts with Hermit's Harangues from the Outrage Outlet! at May 06, 2020 06:36 PM (GLpYJ)
In five minutes a beef pot roast with potatoes and carrots will come out of the instant pot. I'd better go round up gravy makings. Carry on, Morons.
creep out
Posted by: creeper at May 06, 2020 06:36 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Fritz at May 06, 2020 06:36 PM (95j/9)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at May 06, 2020 06:36 PM (C1Lsn)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Isn't that just putting blush on your hand before fapping?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Green Chili fan at May 06, 2020 06:25 PM (xkSJa)
Hellloooooo Senor Wencelas!!!
Posted by: Kindltot--It's not a mask, it's a spit hood at May 06, 2020 06:36 PM (bMMCK)
Posted by: mrp at May 06, 2020 06:37 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: runner at May 06, 2020 06:34 PM (zr5Kq)
The debates should be must-see TV.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 06:35 PM (s2VJv)
Think the election will be close, JJ??
Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2020 06:37 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: runner at May 06, 2020 06:34 PM (zr5Kq)
The debates should be must-see TV.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 06:35 PM (s2VJv)
Like an NFL team playing a high school team.
A really good high school team.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 06, 2020 06:37 PM (sy5kK)
Democrats are your abusive partner and you are just taking it thinking they will change.
Posted by: Mallamutt, The State of Illinois says I am essential. at May 06, 2020 06:37 PM (iGB4T)
Posted by: runner at May 06, 2020 06:34 PM (zr5Kq)
The debates should be must-see TV.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 06:35 PM (s2VJv)
Or, they can deploy their secret weapon. Of course I am talking about Hillary.
Posted by: runner at May 06, 2020 06:37 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Especially the part where Trump leaves the ring and grabs a folding chair.
Posted by: Miklos, thinking Ivan Koloff at May 06, 2020 06:37 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: hogmartin at May 06, 2020 06:37 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: runner at May 06, 2020 06:34 PM (zr5Kq)
=============
No, of course not! He's scheduled for a sudden stroke a week after the convention.
Posted by: Vice Presidential Nominee Hillzabub the Magnificent at May 06, 2020 06:37 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 06, 2020 06:38 PM (85Gof)
Das Boot...
Enjoy the best submarine movie EVER!!
Posted by: Gooshy
That's a Bold Statement, Cotton.
I love submarine movies. Not sure if I can watch and listen to so much German, tho.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2020 06:38 PM (FLmAP)
Yeah, this isn't going away. And Biden was still the best of the sorry lot.
"Help us Joey-Grope Biden, you're our only hope!"
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Go Nuts with Hermit's Harangues from the Outrage Outlet! at May 06, 2020 06:36 PM (GLpYJ)
If someone has not already done one of those Obama-Hope images, with Joe Biden-Grope sniffing a kid, then the internet is fired.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 06, 2020 06:38 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: ShainS, COVID-1984 survivor at May 06, 2020 06:38 PM (JH02H)
Weird.
By the news coverage, you'd think it was reversed:
28% of Republicans wanted Trump out and only 12% of Democrats want Biden to drop out
Posted by: Bill Cosby at May 06, 2020 06:38 PM (s4lYG)
Posted by: Joey "Six-pack" at May 06, 2020 06:38 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 06, 2020 06:39 PM (aKsyK)
Think the election will be close, JJ??
Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2020 06:37 PM (bCLt0)
Maybe closer than before the phony pandemic and kamikaze dive on the economy.
Keeping vote by mail from happening is crucial. I still think Trump will win.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 06:39 PM (s2VJv)
Trump is going to schlong him.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2020 06:39 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: mrp at May 06, 2020 06:39 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2020 06:39 PM (bW1Yb)
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2020 06:39 PM (FLmAP)
Posted by: creeper at May 06, 2020 06:36 PM (XxJt1)
~~~~~
We'll be right over!
Posted by: Murphy & Whiskey Irish at May 06, 2020 06:39 PM (sGotD)
Enjoy the best submarine movie EVER!!
Posted by: Gooshy at May 06, 2020 06:34 PM (6jwo4)
Yeah it's a damn good movie. I like the part where they get killed after making it all the way back to Germany.
Posted by: jsg at May 06, 2020 06:39 PM (jY/1v)
Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2020 06:40 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Ktgreat at May 06, 2020 06:40 PM (AD3JT)
Democrats are your abusive partner and you are just taking it thinking they will change.
Posted by: Mallamutt, The State of Illinois says I am essential. at May 06, 2020 06:37 PM (iGB4T)
Dem theme songs:
Only Women Bleed
Better Man
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 06:40 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 06, 2020 06:40 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: Winnie The Poo at May 06, 2020 06:40 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Steve Perry at May 06, 2020 06:34 PM (DIosY)
Seriously?
*actually reads article*
"Gaviglio said she believed the #MeToo movement needed to treat everyone the same regardless of their political party and is still planning to vote for Biden, 'if he remains intact.'"
Fucksakes.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 06, 2020 06:40 PM (t+qrx)
Weird.
By the news coverage, you'd think it was reversed:
28% of Republicans wanted Trump out and only 12% of Democrats want Biden to drop out
Posted by: Bill Cosby at May 06, 2020 06:38 PM (s4lYG)
There ain't no joy in Dem-Ville.
Gropey Joey has stroked out.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Go Nuts with Hermit's Harangues from the Outrage Outlet! at May 06, 2020 06:41 PM (GLpYJ)
The election would be in the bag if Trump would cut the shit and end this "stay safe" nonsense and if Barr would actually hold criminals accountable.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2020 06:41 PM (FLmAP)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2020 06:24 PM (bW1Yb
Nope, another article quoted her saying she is voting for Biden
Posted by: clutch at May 06, 2020 06:41 PM (9UmRs)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
The media will ower Biden's expectations so low that if he shows up wearing pants he won.
So, its probably a coin toss right now.
Posted by: Mallamutt, The State of Illinois says I am essential. at May 06, 2020 06:41 PM (iGB4T)
Posted by: Menack at May 06, 2020 06:41 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade a fucking ray of sunshine at May 06, 2020 06:42 PM (bML9A)
Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at May 06, 2020 06:42 PM (dlZr1)
Yeah it's a damn good movie. I like the part where they get killed after making it all the way back to Germany.
Posted by: jsg
Spoiler??
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2020 06:42 PM (FLmAP)
Posted by: jsg at May 06, 2020 06:42 PM (jY/1v)
Gropey Joey has stroked out.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Go Nuts with Hermit's Harangues from the Outrage Outlet! at May 06, 2020 06:41 PM (GLpYJ)
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LOL (raises glass)
Posted by: mrp at May 06, 2020 06:42 PM (Pqytn)
Das Boot...
Enjoy the best submarine movie EVER!!
Posted by: Gooshy
This is a better version:
https://youtu.be/gSyjxqsixtY
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 06, 2020 06:42 PM (aKsyK)
That's the problem. People can't understand it.
I can't understand why people can't understand the Democrat Party is full of sexual predators. It's not like they're REALLY trying to hide it. The very cavalier approach they take to all this is PRECISELY because people keep demonstrating how incredulous they are.
Recognize the party for what it is, and stop voting for it. Otherwise, this stuff just keeps happening, because they want to, and you won't do what it takes to stop them.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2020 06:42 PM (hku12)
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"Run Silent, Run Deep" had that subliminal suggestion thing going for it, though.
Posted by: Rock Hudson at May 06, 2020 06:42 PM (sWM8x)
Trump is going to schlong him."
Analysis: true.
Long schlong, too.
More than anything else, Trump seems to loathe laziness and Biden has never performed an honest day's work in his miserable and long, long life.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 06, 2020 06:42 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Go Nuts with Hermit's Harangues from the Outrage Outlet! at May 06, 2020 06:42 PM (GLpYJ)
Posted by: Eromero at May 06, 2020 06:42 PM (XhWtx)
Keeping vote by mail from happening is crucial. I still think Trump will win.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 06:39 PM (s2VJv)
Kind of where I am at. The cheat factor will be the determining factor, IMO. Post election court stuff could be a big deal.
Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2020 06:42 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade a fucking ray of sunshine at May 06, 2020 06:42 PM (bML9A)
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FTFY!
Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at May 06, 2020 06:42 PM (dlZr1)
That's funny, because she and her compatriots can't admit that Donald Trump is Donald Trump. She and Chuckles Schumer could have gotten a lot of what they claim they want the Federal Government to do for the plebs, if they'd played ball with The Donald.
But ideologues and bought politicians gotta be ideologues and stay bought.
Posted by: Gref at May 06, 2020 06:43 PM (AMIL/)
*actually reads article*
"Gaviglio said she believed the #MeToo movement needed to treat everyone the same regardless of their political party and is still planning to vote for Biden, 'if he remains intact.'"
Fucksakes.
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I wonder if these idiots realize that by saying they'll vote for him, they are promoting and enabling rape.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 06, 2020 06:43 PM (iydjf)
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2020 06:42 PM (FLmAP)
Just kidding.
They open a dance hall and....well, you'll see.
Posted by: jsg at May 06, 2020 06:43 PM (jY/1v)
Remains intact. That made me laugh.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2020 06:43 PM (bW1Yb)
Posted by: hogmartin at May 06, 2020 06:43 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2020 06:43 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: mrp at May 06, 2020 06:44 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2020 06:44 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: hogmartin at May 06, 2020 06:40 PM
Of course she is.
Waitress is Masshoe!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 06, 2020 06:44 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2020 06:24 PM (bW1Yb
Nope, another article quoted her saying she is voting for Biden
Posted by: clutch at May 06, 2020 06:41 PM (9UmRs)
I'm sayin', typical Democrat, who votes Democrat, no matter what.
Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2020 06:44 PM (bCLt0)
Down Periscope is the best submarine movie featuring Lauren Holly.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2020 06:43 PM (KZzsI)
I think it is the only submarine movie featuring Lauren Holly.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 06, 2020 06:44 PM (KnJdm)
ET's digits wouldn't be long enough to reach that joy button (bleach, please, someone bleach the image from my brain).
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 06, 2020 06:44 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2020 06:43 PM (KZzsI)
Das Booty was the porn title.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 06:44 PM (s2VJv)
They usually justify it by yelling that women accused Trump of rape and "grab her by the p---y!!!!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2020 06:44 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2020 06:44 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 06, 2020 06:45 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at May 06, 2020 06:45 PM (C1Lsn)
Because it is not possible to make a better submarine movie featuring Lauren Holly.
Posted by: 🐧 at May 06, 2020 06:45 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: Vendette at May 06, 2020 06:45 PM (6j2Bg)
Posted by: Joey Bidet at May 06, 2020 06:45 PM (d6DSt)
Posted by: Stacey 'Refrigerator' Abrams at May 06, 2020 06:45 PM (RKQ/v)
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2020 06:46 PM (FLmAP)
Posted by: mrp at May 06, 2020 06:46 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Menack at May 06, 2020 06:46 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2020 06:46 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Rock Hudson at May 06, 2020 06:42 PM
The Paolo, he always runs deep, but the wives, they are never silent.
Posted by: Paolo at May 06, 2020 06:46 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2020 06:24 PM (bW1Yb
Nope, another article quoted her saying she is voting for Biden
Posted by: clutch at May 06, 2020 06:41 PM (9UmRs)
Exactly. This whole "look at me" movement is an exercise in narcissism, more than it's any effort to change anything.
If these gals would stop voting for these pieces of shit, then maybe there wouldn't be some 24 year old staffer RIGHT NOW being fingered by some reprobate Democrat.
But they do, and there is.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2020 06:47 PM (hku12)
Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2020 06:47 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Shame at May 06, 2020 06:47 PM (lMsxO)
Das Boot...
Enjoy the best submarine movie EVER!!
Posted by: Gooshy
This is a better version:
https://youtu.be/gSyjxqsixtY
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Excellent.
"Fritz. It's a good strong name."
I wonder if MAD magazine did a Das Boot spoof...
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2020 06:47 PM (FLmAP)
Posted by: pep at May 06, 2020 06:47 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2020 06:47 PM (ZCEU2)
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The last guy that tried is still stuck.
Posted by: Menack at May 06, 2020 06:47 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: Eva Gabor at May 06, 2020 06:47 PM (QzkSJ)
Anyone know any Wolfgangs?
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2020 06:46 PM (FLmAP)
Wolfgang Puck Wolfgang A. Mozart.
My cousin had a German shepherd called Wolfgang.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 06, 2020 06:47 PM (Uu+Jp)
Anyone know any Wolfgangs?
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2020 06:46 PM (FLmAP)
Wolfgang Puck
Wolfgang van Halen (son of Eddie and Valerie Bertinelli)
Posted by: Vendette at May 06, 2020 06:48 PM (6j2Bg)
Posted by: jsg at May 06, 2020 06:48 PM (jY/1v)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 06:44 PM
Why do I suspect that this is true?
*looking at you, Rule 34*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 06, 2020 06:48 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 06, 2020 06:49 PM (e1mEI)
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at May 06, 2020 06:49 PM (RKQ/v)
Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2020 06:49 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: 🐧 at May 06, 2020 06:49 PM (C+evo)
Anyone know any Wolfgangs?
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2020 06:46 PM (FLmAP)
Yes.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 06, 2020 06:49 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Regular joe at May 06, 2020 06:49 PM (L9P9s)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yd4pgcga
OK well they clarify, first time its been shut down for cleaning in its existence.
BUt this seems like such an obvious step to take if you're going to let people ride the thing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2020 06:49 PM (KZzsI)
Cabinet, they announced two additional hires today.
Alexander Graham Bell will be communications director..
Johannes Gutenberg will be Press Secretary
Posted by: Muldoon at May 06, 2020 06:49 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: pep at May 06, 2020 06:49 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: An Exasperated Biden at May 06, 2020 06:49 PM (3NZZg)
I meant in real life, like real people you actually know.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2020 06:50 PM (FLmAP)
Posted by: mrp at May 06, 2020 06:50 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2020 06:50 PM (FLmAP)
Blood relation.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 06, 2020 06:51 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Regular joe
In the long run, we're all dead.
Posted by: John "Maynard" Keynes at May 06, 2020 06:51 PM (QzkSJ)
As the Biden campaign continues to build its shadow
Cabinet, they announced two additional hires today.
Alexander Graham Bell will be communications director..
Johannes Gutenberg will be Press Secretary
Alexander the Great will be Defense Secretary.
Posted by: pep at May 06, 2020 06:51 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 06, 2020 06:51 PM (J5Sxg)
Posted by: An Exasperated Biden at May 06, 2020 06:49 PM (3NZZg)
"That's not spunk. That's mayo!"
- - Chris Dodd
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 06:51 PM (s2VJv)
I meant in real life, like real people you actually know.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2020 06:50 PM (FLmAP)
Prolly as likely as knowing someone with the 'Rona.
Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2020 06:51 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: jsg at May 06, 2020 06:51 PM (jY/1v)
Posted by: Murphy & Whiskey Irish at May 06, 2020 06:51 PM (sGotD)
If you're going to get it, you're going to get it. Go on with your life.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 06, 2020 06:51 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at May 06, 2020 06:51 PM (L+9ot)
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2020 06:46 PM (FLmAP)
Wolfgang Puck Soups, it used to sit in the warehouse gathering tow motor dust. Evertime I saw it I'd think I'd never buy that. Tone down the name you pretentious bastard.
Posted by: Menack at May 06, 2020 06:51 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: An Exasperated Biden
He's got pep, see? He's got moxie! And like the kids say, he won't stand for no malarky!!!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2020 06:51 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2020 06:51 PM (FLmAP)
Assuming it's a he...
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2020 06:52 PM (FLmAP)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 06, 2020 06:52 PM (Fc5rx)
Cabinet, they announced two additional hires today.
...and Mayer Amschel Rothschild as his Secretary of the Treasury.
Posted by: 🐧 at May 06, 2020 06:52 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: IrishEi at May 06, 2020 06:52 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 06, 2020 06:52 PM (KnJdm)
I am surprised Joe Biden hasn't started talking about himself in the third person yet. It's coming.
Posted by: jsg at May 06, 2020 06:51 PM (jY/1v)
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He can't even see three fingers.
Posted by: mrp at May 06, 2020 06:52 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2020 06:51 PM
Know quite a few, actually.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 06, 2020 06:53 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
His tolerance for horsefeathers and applesauce is very low.
Posted by: pep at May 06, 2020 06:53 PM (T6t7i)
If you're going to get it, you're going to get it. Go on with your life.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 06, 2020 06:51 PM (lwiT4)
Being Reformed and all, I have to agree. Hi grammie!!!
Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2020 06:53 PM (bCLt0)
How about Up Periscope?
Posted by: Fritz at May 06, 2020 06:53 PM (95j/9)
Posted by: 🐧 at May 06, 2020 06:53 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2020 06:42 PM (FLmAP)
Just kidding.
They open a dance hall and....well, you'll see.
Posted by: jsg at May 06, 2020 06:43 PM (jY/1v)
Liza Minelli and Shelly Winters in their sexiest roles.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2020 06:53 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Joey Bidet at May 06, 2020 06:53 PM (d6DSt)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2020 06:23 PM (H2ofG
I prefer the An Woon, my self.
Posted by: Fox2! at May 06, 2020 06:53 PM (Wztg5)
If you're going to get it, you're going to get it. Go on with your life.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 06, 2020 06:51 PM (lwiT4)
Amen
Posted by: jsg at May 06, 2020 06:54 PM (jY/1v)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 06, 2020 06:54 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2020 06:51 PM
Know quite a few, actually.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 06, 2020 06:53 PM (rBtIz)
Oh well, it was worth a try!,
Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2020 06:54 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2020 06:54 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: vrf at May 06, 2020 06:54 PM (seg9l)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 06, 2020 06:54 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: hogmartin at May 06, 2020 06:54 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 06, 2020 06:54 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2020 06:55 PM (bW1Yb)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 06, 2020 06:55 PM (rBtIz)
I bet the gap of people who've heard about this is *much* larger than this. Democrat voters are extremely poorly informed. Extremely. I know so many of them. And they know so very little, whether its correct information, incorrect, or open to interpretation. The information itself simply isn't known.
Maybe 62% of Democrats answered that they'd heard about the allegations so they wouldn't feel/appear ignorant.
Or maybe, as is usually the case, the pollster made all of this up during a bull-session with his DNC palz at the bar. Prolly wrote the numbers on the back of a cocktail napkin and texted it back to the office.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 06, 2020 06:55 PM (EQRLd)
Posted by: Bosk at May 06, 2020 06:55 PM (9m9TT)
Posted by: 🐧 at May 06, 2020 06:55 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2020 06:56 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: mrp at May 06, 2020 06:52 PM (Pqytn)
Three fingers? Well, alrighty then...
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 06, 2020 06:56 PM (jY/1v)
Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2020 06:56 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 06, 2020 06:56 PM (V2Yro)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yd4pgcga
OK well they clarify, first time its been shut down for cleaning in its existence.
BUt this seems like such an obvious step to take if you're going to let people ride the thing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2020 06:49 PM (KZzsI)
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They took a bunch of MTA Trains out of service when ridership fell during the lockdown. That made everyone crowd into the few trains that were still running. They increased everyone's personal exposure and PREVENTED Social Distancing.
They should have kept all the trains in service. Then people could spread ouut.
Hell, they could have emptied individual cars, and cleaned them as they made their subway runs. Finish one car, and move to the next at the next station.
Governor Cuomo the Lesser is in charge of the NYC Subway System. Idiot. Uncaring clueless idiot.
Posted by: rd at May 06, 2020 06:56 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2020 06:53 PM (hku12)
And then they settle down in Montana and raise rabbits. And by raise rabbits, well, you know the thing.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 06, 2020 06:56 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: mrp at May 06, 2020 06:56 PM (Pqytn)
Cabinet, they announced two additional hires today.
Alexander Graham Bell will be communications director..
Johannes Gutenberg will be Press Secretary
Posted by: Muldoon at May 06, 2020 06:49 PM (Fc5rx)
Dr. Agnew, Surgeon General
Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2020 06:57 PM (hku12)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2020 06:55 PM (bW1Yb)
I swear to God I'll pistol whip the next guy who says 'shenanigans.'
Posted by: Captain O'Hagan at May 06, 2020 06:57 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 06, 2020 06:57 PM (dP625)
there castle.....
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 06, 2020 06:57 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 06, 2020 06:57 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2020 06:50 PM (FLmAP)
........
Wolfgang Achtung Blitzkrieg III my long lost cousin. Really.
He makes schnapps in Wangen. When I visit him I'm hangin' in Wangen. Sometimes we climb the Alps barefoot.
Posted by: wth at May 06, 2020 06:57 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Gooshy at May 06, 2020 06:57 PM (6jwo4)
Posted by: at May 06, 2020 06:55 PM (C+evo)
Secretary of the Navy.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at May 06, 2020 06:57 PM (PNBod)
"The next person who says shenanigans is going to get pistol whipped!"
--Captain O'Hagan
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2020 06:58 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: K Marx at May 06, 2020 06:58 PM (hku12)
Cabinet, they announced two additional hires today.
Alexander Graham Bell will be communications director..
Johannes Gutenberg will be Press Secretary
Posted by: Muldoon at May 06, 2020 06:49 PM (Fc5rx)
Dr. Agnew, Surgeon General
Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2020 06:57 PM (hku12)
The Marquis de Sade will be the sexual assault Czar.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 06, 2020 06:59 PM (Uu+Jp)
Cabinet, they announced two additional hires today.
Alexander Graham Bell will be communications director..
Johannes Gutenberg will be Press Secretary
Posted by: Muldoon at May 06, 2020 06:49 PM (Fc5rx)
Dr. Agnew, Surgeon General
Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2020 06:57 PM (hku12)
Salmon Chase, Secretary of Fisheries
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 06, 2020 06:59 PM (+7yf7)
continued shelter in place. Absolutely expect a Fall Virus Resurgence.
I was hoping for a Fall Virus Renaissance, but that's just me.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Green Chili fan at May 06, 2020 06:59 PM (xkSJa)
Poor guy fell off a ladder working at a Halloween store and broke his neck. It was very sad.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 06, 2020 06:59 PM (oVJmc)
I'm waiting for Biden's eyeball to explode again from the stress.
Posted by: YIKES! at May 06, 2020 06:59 PM (t6XCL)
Posted by: Chris Dodd at May 06, 2020 06:59 PM (L+9ot)
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2020 06:46 PM (FLmAP)
There Wolfgang
There castle
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 06, 2020 07:00 PM (XvfQ9)
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You guys ran me down. I was trying to remain anonymous.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin Byrd at May 06, 2020 07:00 PM (7Fj9P)
Posted by: at May 06, 2020 06:55 PM (C+evo)
Secretary of the Navy.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at May 06, 2020 06:57 PM (PNBod)
Obviously.
Homeland Security... maybe Laura Ingalls?
Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2020 07:00 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 06, 2020 06:57 PM (dP625)
Yeah, that is a good 1.
Also these Karens getting their names released. Lick it up, bishes.
Posted by: jsg at May 06, 2020 07:00 PM (jY/1v)
Posted by: Eromero at May 06, 2020 07:01 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at May 06, 2020 07:01 PM (zVTyC)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 06, 2020 07:01 PM (Uu+Jp)
Noah for Secretary of Homeland Security?
Noah for Director of NOAA
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 06, 2020 07:01 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: pep at May 06, 2020 06:51 PM (T6t7i)
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No, he is going with a younger guy, Vidkun Quisling. He appreciates his loyalty.
Posted by: rd at May 06, 2020 07:01 PM (+0uDE)
I had a friend who named his son Wolfgang. He was a little bit of a weirdo.
Poor guy fell off a ladder working at a Halloween store and broke his neck. It was very sad.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 06, 2020 06:59 PM (oVJmc)
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Told a story here a little while back... I had a buddy in HS who was the richest kid in our little school. Real nice guy. But, I learned from him at some point that his family had come into money when his dad was at a big-box hardware store and a toilet fell off a high shelf and brained him. What a way to go.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 06, 2020 07:01 PM (EQRLd)
Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2020 07:02 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 06, 2020 07:02 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2020 07:02 PM (bCLt0)
Monkeyshines?
Posted by: Hawkpilot at May 06, 2020 07:01 PM (zVTyC)
Cat's pyjamas?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 06, 2020 07:02 PM (jnM20)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at May 06, 2020 07:02 PM (PNBod)
Posted by: mrp at May 06, 2020 07:03 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 06, 2020 07:01 PM (EQRLd)
I saw a movie about that.
The Kohler of Money.
Posted by: jsg at May 06, 2020 07:03 PM (jY/1v)
Posted by: wth at May 06, 2020 07:03 PM (v0R5T)
Yeah, but Neville Chamberlain was such a shrewd negotiator.
Posted by: 🐧 at May 06, 2020 07:03 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2020 07:03 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2020 07:04 PM (hku12)
It was a freak show....a fag, a commie, a fake mexican, surfer coffee cake lady, a weirdo who ate her salad with a fork and a rapist.
Who am I missing?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 06, 2020 07:04 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 06, 2020 07:01 PM (NWiLs)
Insom, I swear you have really upped your game since starting that new job, and it was pretty good before that!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 06, 2020 07:04 PM (jnM20)
I saw a movie about that.
The Kohler of Money.
Posted by: jsg at May 06, 2020 07:03 PM (jY/1v)
Ahahahahah!!!
Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2020 07:04 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 06, 2020 06:57 PM (aKsyK)
And hates Wolf Blitzer.
Posted by: Menack at May 06, 2020 07:04 PM (buTO7)
I'm waiting for Biden's eyeball to explode again from the stress.
Posted by: YIKES! at May 06, 2020 06:59 PM (t6XCL)
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I'm hoping for "his entire face slides off during a TV appearance, they cut to commercial, and come back to him with it carpet-stapled back on as a network news anchor scurries out of frame with a staple-gun."
This is not outside the realm of possibility.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 06, 2020 07:04 PM (EQRLd)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 06, 2020 06:57 PM (dP625)
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Was it true that there is a GoFundMe to buy them a treadmill?
Posted by: rd at May 06, 2020 07:04 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 06, 2020 07:04 PM (j3npP)
Wolf (or Wulf) is a great first name for a boy.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 06, 2020 07:05 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Archer at May 06, 2020 07:05 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2020 07:05 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 06, 2020 07:05 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2020 07:05 PM (bCLt0)
Who am I missing?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 06, 2020 07:04 PM (Z+IKu)
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The guy who promised taxpayer funded abortions for men and shares a name with a hated dictator.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 06, 2020 07:05 PM (EQRLd)
continued shelter in place. Absolutely expect a Fall Virus Resurgence.
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These c*^ksuckers overplayed their hand with this one. They ALWAYS do. People will not take another lock-down. The info will come out. People know what the hell is going on. This is going to backfire. Or, burn the place down to the point it doesn't matter who's in control. Just me and my AMC Javeline. And, a well behaved Aussie Blueheeler.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 06, 2020 07:05 PM (7Fj9P)
Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2020 06:57 PM (hku12)
**********
Nah Lazarus
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 06, 2020 07:06 PM (Lrula)
Yeah, but Neville Chamberlain was such a shrewd negotiator.
Posted by: X at May 06, 2020 07:03 PM (C+evo)
Pfffft!
Posted by: Zombie Marshall Petain at May 06, 2020 07:06 PM (jnM20)
I hate to say this, but can someone slip in tonight and put a pillow over the face of this aging horror? She's responsible at this point for more children deaths than Josef Mengele. What a horrible soul to hang on and torture the living this long.
Posted by: Boswell at May 06, 2020 07:06 PM (32YRo)
You heard it here first.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at May 06, 2020 07:02 PM (PNBod)
Jabba the Pritzker: That's what you think. My 37 phase reopening plan goes through 2050. A sneak peak, Phase 12, you can go outside but you have to hop on one foot and rub the top of your head at the same time
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 06, 2020 07:06 PM (XvfQ9)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 06, 2020 07:05 PM (Dc2NZ)
As long as he doesn't grow up to be husky
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 06, 2020 07:06 PM (Uu+Jp)
I think you're supposed to eat your salad with a fork.
She ate it with a comb.Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2020 07:06 PM (bW1Yb)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2020 07:06 PM (KZzsI)
shenanigans.
Oh please. Don't hurt me.....
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 06, 2020 07:06 PM (EFU3Q)
Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2020 07:05 PM (bCLt0)
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A perfect general's name wasted on a sniveling snool.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 06, 2020 07:07 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 06, 2020 07:07 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 06, 2020 07:04 PM (Z+IKu)
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It doesn't matter. More people watched the final episode of "Gilligan's Island".
Posted by: mrp at May 06, 2020 07:07 PM (Pqytn)
37 phase reopening plan goes through 2050. A sneak peak, Phase 12, you
can go outside but you have to hop on one foot and rub the top of your
head at the same time
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 06, 2020 07:06 PM (XvfQ9)
He really is a [deleted].
Posted by: grammie winger at May 06, 2020 07:07 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2020 07:07 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2020 06:57 PM (hku12)
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Nah Lazarus
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 06, 2020 07:06 PM (Lrula)
Mmmm, I don't think so.
Maybe Laz can be put in charge of the National Cemetery?
Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2020 07:08 PM (hku12)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 06, 2020 07:05 PM (Dc2NZ)
As long as he doesn't grow up to be husky
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 06, 2020 07:06 PM (Uu+Jp)
Or an Airdale.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 06, 2020 07:08 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Bruce at May 06, 2020 07:08 PM (vd8XM)
You need a Holden V-8, mate.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2020 07:08 PM (ZLI7S)
37 phase reopening plan goes through 2050. A sneak peak, Phase 12, you
can go outside but you have to hop on one foot and rub the top of your
head at the same time
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 06, 2020 07:06 PM (XvfQ9)
He really is a [deleted].
Posted by: grammie winger at May 06, 2020 07:07 PM (lwiT4)
Yeah, that guy is like something from out of Revelations.
Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2020 07:08 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: wth at May 06, 2020 07:09 PM (v0R5T)
A perfect general's name wasted on a sniveling snool.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 06, 2020 07:07 PM (Dc2NZ)
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My favorite is General Chuck Bonesteel III. He als had an eyepatch, because of course he did.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 06, 2020 07:09 PM (EQRLd)
Oh well.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 06, 2020 07:09 PM (w+I3a)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2020 07:06 PM (bW1Yb)
Thanks Fen!........Oh what was I thinking!
And thanks Yud for that little shit Castro, I plumb forgot about his short ass.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 06, 2020 07:09 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2020 07:09 PM (FLmAP)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 06, 2020 07:05 PM (EQRLd)
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General RuPaulus?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 06, 2020 07:09 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: 🐧 at May 06, 2020 07:09 PM (C+evo)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4Iv9WdI4LE
Posted by: pep at May 06, 2020 07:09 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at May 06, 2020 07:10 PM (P+nGm)
Yeah I thought he was ancient history by now.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2020 07:10 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: dantesed at May 06, 2020 07:10 PM (88xKn)
Until the girl went and kept the cum-stained dress?
The panic you're seeing-- and it's been over and over since Trump-- it's "oh F! The lies aren't working!"
Posted by: RoyalOil at May 06, 2020 07:10 PM (s4lYG)
I live in a culdesac. I just had two Amazon trucks and a UPS guy all jockeying to deliver packages and turn around.
Very keystone copish.
Hilarious.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 06, 2020 07:12 PM (axyOa)
The way to counter that is to switch issues on Democrats. Biden is a very flawed candidate. There are many other issues the Trump campaign can bring up.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at May 06, 2020 07:14 PM (bGY3H)
Posted by: garrett
Well, he needs a pulse.
Posted by: Miklos, diag-agnostic
Where do you find a pulse in a vagina? Please don't use the clitoris or g-spot as reference points, I've never been able to find them either.
Posted by: Fra Filippo at May 06, 2020 07:15 PM (7MUvN)
Posted by: Jim Stone at May 06, 2020 07:19 PM (XVB3+)
I meant in real life, like real people you actually know.
Posted by: Soothsayer
No, but I do know two guys named For. One isn't even from Minnesota.
Posted by: Fra Filippo at May 06, 2020 07:28 PM (7MUvN)
Posted by: Rock Hudson at May 06, 2020 07:30 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Rbastid at May 06, 2020 10:38 PM (wTDYR)
The only reason Creepy Joe is getting away with this is that progressive women & families are taking one for team. My God, how many progressive abusers must be exposed before "conservatives" wake up to this fact.
And Tucker Carlson's "Biden just expressing human emotion" is such bullcrap I can't even fathom. If Biden had touched a child of my parents in the way he has been photographed they would have been horrified (& my parents are in their 80's so, no this is not "millennial culture"). My mother would have had to have been restrained from attacking him. It has NEVER been appropriate to touch strangers, let alone children, in this way.
Tucker said she wrote her ex-husband was being investigated by the FBI in the disappearance of two women. Tucker then said they checked & he was never arrested implying Tara Reade is a habitual liar. Is it just me but can't you be investigated & never arrested? Tucker seems desperate to play the impartial observer in this case (is it because it is good for his brand or might there be some buried skeletons in his closet? *just asking questions*)
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at May 07, 2020 01:18 AM (FBrfY)
I lose track of the voices...Was it Noah that said that this may have been a fantasy that over the years became a memory?
I have no more information about what happened between Tara Reid and Joe Biden than anyone else has. (possibly less because I havent devoured every single news story on this topic) but to cite the possibility that a (possible) rape victim fantasized the encounter is well beyond anywhere a civil conversation should go. You're not a therapist, psychologist, you haven't examined Tara Reid - you should not raise this as a possibility unless you absolutely know its a possibility. IF this had been said about any of the Kavanaugh accusers, you know its the kind of statement that Media Matters would fry you all in oil for. Dont give them the ammunition. I would hope that you're smarter than this.
I know its an allegation, and may not be true. Due to the statute of limitation it will not be fully adjudicated in a court, so we may never know with absolute certainty what happened. But on the balance of character - of seeing how Joe Biden has interacted with women over the years - I give this allegation the weight of being true. Far far more than any of the silly crap that was flung at Kavanaugh.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at May 07, 2020 01:25 AM (FBrfY)
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